Tower Gang - Ep 108 - #Fredophile w⧸ Sam Tripoli

00:00:00.000 Let's get it.

00:00:00.720 Let's get it. 0.91

00:00:31.280 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:32.740 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:35.400 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret. 1.00

00:00:38.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:39.560 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:41.160 Whatever, I'll try it.

00:00:42.320 Uh, it was a tower gang.

00:00:44.000 It is so funny.

00:00:46.520 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.97

00:00:51.500 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:53.500 That's right. 0.99

00:00:54.600 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:56.700 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:01:00.720 What? 1.00

00:01:01.200 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:01:03.760 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:01:06.200 You said n***er. 1.00

00:01:07.160 Oh, Jesus. 0.99

00:01:08.460 Wee! 1.00

00:01:10.120 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:01:11.840 Wee! 1.00

00:01:12.720 Wee! 0.99

00:01:13.280 Wee! 0.99

00:01:13.680 Welcome, everybody, to a very special live stream edition of Tower Gang, because we never

00:01:19.700 go live. 0.99

00:01:20.600 And guess who we got in this motherfucking building? 1.00

00:01:23.460 Unbelievable. 0.99

00:01:23.640 I'm so goddamn excited. 0.94

00:01:24.800 It's absurd. 0.98

00:01:25.580 It's obscene.

00:01:26.600 Fred Durst is here.

00:01:27.560 I am not Fred Durst.

00:01:28.800 I just want to come out of the closet right away.

00:01:31.520 And I'm really appreciative of Fred for clarifying, because, like, for years I've been fighting

00:01:35.820 this rumor, Sam Tripoli, host of Tinfoil Hat, one of the greatest stand-ups alive.

00:01:41.940 What's up, brother?

00:01:42.580 Thank you for joining us.

00:01:43.100 Yo, what is that?

00:01:44.220 Was that all you guys in that montage?

00:01:47.120 Oh, yeah.

00:01:48.780 That was us.

00:01:49.720 That was one of our great fans and former producer, Dickie Walnut, made that after our

00:01:55.620 Shoe on Head episode and Dave Smith episode.

00:01:58.360 And so, just coming in there, he just put all that together.

00:02:00.840 And we were like, we need an intro.

00:02:01.980 And he was like, I got you.

00:02:02.860 Are you guys crushing it?

00:02:05.460 You guys got that, like, television kind of shine now, where, like, you start your series

00:02:10.940 like fat and weird, and then you get money, and then suddenly you lose weight, and you're 0.95

00:02:16.240 now at the end, you're fucking shredded, right? 0.96

00:02:20.040 A couple of things. 0.98

00:02:22.740 But way better than you used to look back in the day.

00:02:25.400 So, a couple of things, Sam.

00:02:26.420 Today is the first day of 5th February, and I'm down, like, 20 pounds already.

00:02:30.500 I'm cheating.

00:02:31.220 Jose's down, like, 10 pounds.

00:02:32.980 Cole is not fat anymore. 0.99

00:02:34.280 He's fucking jacked. 0.99

00:02:35.220 And about the money thing, I don't know if you saw, we're sponsored by Mentos. 1.00

00:02:39.520 I'm sponsored by Mentos. 1.00

00:02:41.040 Fuck the rest of these guys. 1.00

00:02:42.580 That's right. 1.00

00:02:42.900 That's real money.

00:02:43.520 We are.

00:02:44.300 We are now.

00:02:45.440 And I actually started picking up weights for the first time.

00:02:49.060 So, there we go.

00:02:49.580 You never touch them.

00:02:50.260 Whatever.

00:02:51.060 I lift them completely in the nude, by the way.

00:02:54.020 So, it's like Greco-Roman weightlifting.

00:02:56.400 It's what I do.

00:02:56.780 Are you working with pink, blue?

00:02:58.180 Which one?

00:02:58.840 Black, because I'm not racist.

00:03:03.460 There you go. 1.00

00:03:04.120 Just like the dicks. 1.00

00:03:07.000 Like that big 40-pound black one. 1.00

00:03:09.140 Yeah, there we go.

00:03:10.200 There we go.

00:03:11.060 Thanks, guys.

00:03:11.400 You go to episode one of this podcast, Sam, and they've been in the same spot.

00:03:16.860 Have never been moved.

00:03:17.880 Never touched.

00:03:19.920 Every week.

00:03:21.260 Yeah.

00:03:21.760 True.

00:03:21.960 He always goes, no, no, no.

00:03:23.280 I'm just seriously autistic, and I have to put them in the exact place. 0.98

00:03:26.200 I'm like, bitch, you ain't ever touched them. 0.98

00:03:27.820 You ain't ever touched them. 1.00

00:03:29.220 I use them every day this week.

00:03:31.420 I can tell you don't touch them by looking at you. 1.00

00:03:33.660 He puts them up his ass, actually. 1.00

00:03:35.240 He does anal push-ups with them. 1.00

00:03:37.420 It's warrior technology, baby. 0.94

00:03:39.340 So when it isn't enough to touch them, you have to lift them every once in a while.

00:03:43.420 So, Sam, we usually start off with our mailbag. 0.99

00:03:47.560 Our fans get to write in and ask us stupid questions. 0.99

00:03:50.560 So we're going to do that. 0.99

00:03:51.740 Dickie, if you wouldn't mind.

00:03:53.000 Yes, little Dickie, come in here.

00:03:54.460 Talk at a good volume.

00:03:55.860 Not too loud.

00:03:56.400 Not too quiet.

00:03:56.980 Thank you very much.

00:03:57.880 Go.

00:03:58.540 All right.

00:03:58.880 Keith Comston asks, Sam, please get out of California before they send a trans judge dread 1.00

00:04:04.320 to kill you. 1.00

00:04:05.340 P.S. 1.00

00:04:05.880 Who are the real Jews? 1.00

00:04:07.540 I say it's the midgets. 0.99

00:04:08.760 Great question. 0.55

00:04:11.720 Great question.

00:04:12.020 We're using full names.

00:04:13.940 I would love to get out.

00:04:14.940 I mean, I'm going to be honest with you guys.

00:04:16.680 I am just bombing in L.A.

00:04:18.380 I go up on stage and they just stare at me.

00:04:20.800 And I'm just like, what are we doing?

00:04:22.500 Like, I'll follow comics.

00:04:24.440 Just I'll follow like female comics. 1.00

00:04:26.260 Just talk.

00:04:26.980 Hey, do we got to be clean or dirty or anything?

00:04:29.180 Anything you want, man.

00:04:30.160 Everything goes.

00:04:30.900 Yeah, exactly.

00:04:32.220 These chicks are all funny. 1.00

00:04:33.420 They're super funny.

00:04:34.860 And they're really cool. 1.00

00:04:36.080 And they'll go up and they'll talk about all the dick and pussy they're getting. 1.00

00:04:38.880 The crowd goes crazy. 1.00

00:04:39.760 And then I'll go up and talk about some dirty jokes.

00:04:42.900 And they just stare at me.

00:04:44.800 And it's like this weird, like, repression mass stuff that these crowds do in L.A.

00:04:50.040 Like, sarcasm is violence in Los Angeles.

00:04:52.920 Like, everything's taken literal.

00:04:55.220 And it's just like.

00:04:56.260 So I remember one time I was telling a buddy about this today that there was a comic named

00:05:01.940 Brett Morin on stage.

00:05:03.240 And he's a really funny dude. 0.73

00:05:04.700 And he was doing a joke about his gay brother.

00:05:06.940 Well, this other comic, Justin Martindale, who's gay, walked up and talked about how he 1.00

00:05:11.340 banged his brother in the ass. 1.00

00:05:14.660 And the girl was like, no. 1.00

00:05:15.860 It's like, oh, yeah.

00:05:16.780 I'm like, OK, I'm going to follow this with my story about how I lost a bat and I had 0.99

00:05:21.100 to drop Molly and watch an hour of gay porn, right? 0.99

00:05:23.900 So I go up on stage and I tell the story. 1.00

00:05:27.800 Everyone gets fucking quiet on me. 1.00

00:05:29.900 I'm like, you guys are just celebrating someone banging someone's brother in the ass. 1.00

00:05:34.360 And now you're staring at me like I'm committing hate crimes up here. 0.99

00:05:38.220 Like, just give me some consistent rules, dude.

00:05:41.560 That's all I'm at.

00:05:42.120 So, yeah, I'd love to get out of L.A.

00:05:43.900 You just had to finish it off. 0.99

00:05:46.460 And that's why I ended up bringing my brother in the ass. 1.00

00:05:49.220 And they all would have cheered. 0.99

00:05:50.460 So, you know, I'm too loud.

00:05:52.380 Sorry, guys.

00:05:53.180 No, you're good.

00:05:54.120 You're actually your levels are low.

00:05:55.760 So be as loud as you want.

00:05:56.960 Yeah.

00:05:57.260 They know you're not gay, Sam. 0.99

00:05:58.400 You got to try to be more gay. 0.99

00:05:59.980 That's the problem. 0.99

00:06:00.660 It's it.

00:06:01.080 I'm trying.

00:06:01.980 Trust me.

00:06:02.520 I just got a Brazilian.

00:06:03.940 So I'm trying to.

00:06:06.060 This Chinese lady boy gave me a Brazilian and it was only thirty five dollars. 1.00

00:06:10.600 And I'm like, why is this gay shit so cheap? 1.00

00:06:13.440 If that was a chick fucking shave in my b-hole, that'd be like three hundred bucks. 1.00

00:06:17.620 Dude, I've noticed this, too. 1.00

00:06:19.200 Have you ever been to a like a gay bar?

00:06:21.240 They have the cheapest drinks out there.

00:06:23.500 They I mean, they're giving out shots for like a dollar. 1.00

00:06:26.100 And these the faggots are out there. 1.00

00:06:27.800 They have all the money. 1.00

00:06:29.920 They don't have any kids to spend the money on.

00:06:32.500 So they have all the cash.

00:06:34.000 They're the real Jews. 0.99

00:06:36.580 The gays. 1.00

00:06:37.080 Homosexual. 1.00

00:06:38.780 The gays are the real group. 1.00

00:06:40.160 I got a bogo on that. 0.99

00:06:44.860 Arian's gays. 1.00

00:06:49.280 But yeah, to answer your question, the real Jews are definitely the Yakub and whatever 1.00

00:06:55.360 he fucking is. 0.99

00:06:56.380 That's the real. 1.00

00:06:56.880 Yakub, please. 0.81

00:06:57.760 Black people.

00:06:59.060 Yeah, they're the black people. 0.97

00:07:01.100 That'd be white people. 0.92

00:07:02.260 Jewish isn't even like ethnic group.

00:07:04.620 That's my biggest.

00:07:05.500 I it's not even ethnic group, man.

00:07:07.840 It's it's a it's an Abrahamic religion.

00:07:10.420 What are we talking about? 0.91

00:07:11.560 It's just it's nuts. 1.00

00:07:13.000 It's just making up shit at this point. 0.99

00:07:15.040 You know, like back in the day before they DNA tests, like your mother has to be Jewish 0.99

00:07:19.340 to be like, dude, we got DNA tests now.

00:07:21.660 What are we talking about?

00:07:22.700 So there's Arians and that's all.

00:07:25.660 And then it's all fallen angels. 0.99

00:07:27.440 Weird shit after that. 0.99

00:07:28.700 Someone made a good point in the chat. 1.00

00:07:30.160 What it really is, is the gay Jews. 1.00

00:07:32.260 That's what it is. 1.00

00:07:33.220 That's the real thing.

00:07:34.700 Yeah.

00:07:34.960 Are you making that classical with your hands, Jose?

00:07:37.440 Yeah.

00:07:39.060 Sam, did you see that thing recently?

00:07:41.680 Like some some Jewish teacher got like a letter that was like written like in ransom notes 0.99

00:07:45.980 and it said something about like you're a Kazarian and we're on to you and some shit. 0.98

00:07:50.000 And she put it on Twitter. 0.99

00:07:50.940 It went viral. 0.97

00:07:51.900 And I was like real excited because it's like, holy shit, like the Kazarians are making it 1.00

00:07:54.800 into the mainstream. 0.98

00:07:55.860 Yeah, they're making a comeback, bro.

00:07:59.260 They're tired of lying.

00:08:00.640 Yeah.

00:08:00.880 I mean, yeah, I think it's interesting.

00:08:02.740 I mean, I don't know why that is seen as like anti-Semitic.

00:08:06.580 It makes me laugh because you're literally saying it's not the Jews. 0.73

00:08:11.040 But I mean, everyone just cries about everything at this point. 0.96

00:08:15.100 Dude, it's actually today that one random fucking I think she's a reporter or whatever went viral. 1.00

00:08:20.960 Shoshana Weissman. 0.96

00:08:21.740 Yeah, said that I know maybe she's a senator, said that Nick Fuentes sent her a letter with

00:08:26.220 makeup in it and said something about her being a Jew.

00:08:28.560 I'm like, they literally can't help themselves anymore.

00:08:30.980 The literally just like the Jews like have to be so persecuted. 0.96

00:08:34.420 Like I have to make up letters to send to myself.

00:08:37.080 Did she make it up?

00:08:38.680 Oh, she what?

00:08:39.400 Have you seen it?

00:08:40.360 Yeah.

00:08:40.580 I mean, that's 100% made up.

00:08:41.900 There's no way it's not.

00:08:43.420 It's like although it's like those chicks on camp. 0.99

00:08:45.960 Like this is a big issue going on right now.

00:08:48.600 Like, like you ever watched it?

00:08:50.920 You ever see that Instagram and Twitter account like Mugschwatties? 1.00

00:08:54.340 Have you seen that?

00:08:55.120 Oh, yeah.

00:08:55.360 Mugschwatties. 1.00

00:08:55.920 Yeah.

00:08:56.420 Yeah.

00:08:56.640 Like now everyone like more and more you're starting to see like, like lied about being

00:09:02.120 sick, started to go fund me for straight cash.

00:09:05.120 Like that's an epidemic right now of hot chicks or just chicks in general, faking like fatal 1.00

00:09:13.020 diseases just to get cash and prizes.

00:09:16.360 So is that illegal? 0.99

00:09:18.020 She writes this fake shit to himself and you're like, what are you doing? 0.99

00:09:22.560 Nick Fuentes is such an interesting guy because you could tell he's really, he's really intelligent. 0.99

00:09:29.020 Just how smart is he?

00:09:30.640 That's the question.

00:09:31.880 But he can't even count to 6 million.

00:09:35.120 Like one's about knowledge and data, like, you know, it's understanding patterns and stuff.

00:09:42.940 Smarts is like the streets, like understanding how people work, you know, emotional experience

00:09:49.080 and understanding of that.

00:09:50.400 Like he has all the data.

00:09:52.460 I just don't know if he has any ability to deliver in a way where it will do any good

00:09:57.740 to anybody.

00:09:58.040 That's why him and Kanye getting together is so amazing because it's, you have the street

00:10:02.900 smarts, black, and you have whatever.

00:10:05.980 The street, yeah. 0.91

00:10:07.120 He's Mexican.

00:10:07.920 I don't know how that falls in.

00:10:09.880 Well, he might have gotten off all of his contracts.

00:10:12.260 That's what that might have been about.

00:10:13.800 It's like getting out of these ridiculous contracts where everyone was making the money

00:10:17.740 by him.

00:10:18.420 So who knows?

00:10:20.180 You know, it's a Kanye West world.

00:10:21.800 We're all just living it. 1.00

00:10:22.780 Damn, damn again with the, like, fourth perspective. 0.99

00:10:27.380 Because I was not ever thinking it from that angle. 1.00

00:10:31.080 I'm always thinking of, like, this guy got screwed or, like, he's, like, Clint's thing

00:10:34.780 is, like, he gave up, he gave up all this money, but he could have just, like, bought his

00:10:38.700 freedom.

00:10:39.440 That's a good point.

00:10:40.060 He framed it that way.

00:10:41.320 He said, you know, it cost me $2 billion to be free.

00:10:44.780 And, you know, maybe, maybe that's, maybe that was his intention.

00:10:47.960 I think he was just telling the truth, his truth, you know, his lived experience, and 0.98

00:10:53.040 he got, he got fucking dragged for it. 0.98

00:10:55.360 But I can't believe no one jumped in when he's talking about the fucking, like, OnlyFans 1.00

00:11:00.500 girls that lie about their stories to get money. 1.00

00:11:02.580 No one brought up trafficking.

00:11:04.440 Like, I'm so disappointed in all you.

00:11:06.960 I was going to say, Cole could have just faked a plasma deficiency and made money.

00:11:13.400 So, or my wife, my wife. 0.94

00:11:15.280 But we do, we have discussed on the show about how women just live life on easy mode. 0.97

00:11:20.760 Like, they can literally just, like, they can just make money by literally just being

00:11:24.640 a woman.

00:11:25.700 They'll just come in there.

00:11:26.360 See, this is the crazy thing.

00:11:28.320 Is your house haunting, Cole?

00:11:29.880 Yeah.

00:11:30.500 I know.

00:11:31.360 That's the same thing.

00:11:33.740 Are you being a witness?

00:11:36.280 I'm not concerned.

00:11:37.800 Wait, is he frozen?

00:11:38.820 Yeah, now he's frozen.

00:11:40.020 I think he's just terrified with fear is what it is.

00:11:42.100 No, I thought he was petrified and just stuck in place.

00:11:44.920 That's too funny.

00:11:46.380 Oh, no, Sam's gone.

00:11:47.740 Oh, Cole's dead and Sam's gone.

00:11:49.760 Oh, we've just lost everyone.

00:11:51.240 I don't know.

00:11:51.720 Everything's falling apart. 1.00

00:11:52.720 What the fuck? 1.00

00:11:53.420 I think he's being haunted right now. 1.00

00:11:55.220 I think there's some weird paranormal shit going on. 0.95

00:11:57.520 What if a drone strike hit and that's, like, that's the last vision we have of him? 0.96

00:12:02.480 This episode would go totally viral, so.

00:12:05.260 Good lord.

00:12:06.380 All right.

00:12:07.000 I guess let's move on to the next question.

00:12:08.920 Next mailbag.

00:12:09.760 All right.

00:12:11.900 Liminal Vibration asks, in honor of the Conspiracy Poppy slash Tower Seven Gang crossover, who

00:12:18.560 will y'all fight for charity?

00:12:21.260 Great question.

00:12:22.980 Whoa.

00:12:25.140 Conspiracy Poppy? 0.99

00:12:26.940 I'll fight Bill Gates.

00:12:30.520 I'll fight Machine Gun Kelly.

00:12:33.340 What was that about?

00:12:37.240 What the hell happened?

00:12:38.240 Like, I don't get it.

00:12:40.060 So I have a joke about how, like, this is the golden era of wiggers. 0.74

00:12:44.300 This is the greatest time ever to be a wigger in the history of wiggers. 1.00

00:12:49.020 Like, we have wiggers more than ever. 0.60

00:12:52.420 Like, it's because they're like the original trans, you know? 1.00

00:12:55.460 And so I have a joke about that, and he was at the comedy store to see Whitney Cummings,

00:13:04.120 and I did that joke, and he, like, didn't appreciate it. 0.98

00:13:09.420 I also have a joke about Bobby Lee's fans just coming after me and calling me faggot over 0.98

00:13:14.200 and over again on Instagram. 0.95

00:13:15.940 So I don't think he enjoyed either of those jokes.

00:13:17.980 So he gave him in the back, and we kind of went face-to-face,

00:13:23.700 and I was just waiting for him to touch me so we could go crazy.

00:13:28.480 That's the greatest story ever, man.

00:13:30.380 Is he big?

00:13:31.200 He seems like a kind of, like, skinny dude.

00:13:33.120 He's a big dude, yes.

00:13:34.900 He's a big dude.

00:13:36.680 He's a thin dude.

00:13:37.740 He's tall, lanky, but he is tall.

00:13:39.640 You take him to the ground, you'll be all right.

00:13:41.040 As long as he doesn't just get to jab and backstep the whole time,

00:13:43.340 you'll be all right, I think.

00:13:44.460 Yeah.

00:13:44.800 I was like, today we find out if Krav Maga works or not.

00:13:47.980 That's right.

00:13:50.780 But he looks like he weighs about 120 pounds, so I think he'd be all right.

00:13:54.020 Yeah.

00:13:54.860 You think he's, like, one of these Pete Davidson types?

00:13:57.740 Like, he's got, like, a huge hog?

00:13:59.660 He's with that girl's name? 1.00

00:14:01.100 When he's that skinny, it's hard not to have a big dick. 1.00

00:14:04.160 Like, when I lost, like, I was at almost 230 at one point. 1.00

00:14:09.440 I'm down to under 200. 1.00

00:14:11.760 You know, I gave it into my dick. 1.00

00:14:14.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:14.660 I gave it, there was, like, a permafrost area that I'd never seen before.

00:14:19.540 It was, like, Antarctica freezing, you know, melts.

00:14:25.020 There's, like, land we've never seen before.

00:14:27.340 Like, that was it.

00:14:28.080 So, if you're 6'4", 170 pounds, you're, you know, you're going to have a fat, it's Tommy Lee. 0.97

00:14:35.320 That's why Tommy Lee has such a fat hog on it. 0.99

00:14:38.180 Like, well, the, like, dick to gut ratio is a real thing, I think. 0.99

00:14:42.560 So, once you lose that weight, it helps. 0.95

00:14:44.620 Yeah.

00:14:45.140 Oh, good question. 1.00

00:14:45.760 We asked most of our guests if they had to guess, like, what's their ass to penis ratio? 1.00

00:14:50.800 So, if your ass is a two, your penis is a one, like, how do you think that would work out? 1.00

00:14:55.200 I explained the ratio to me. 1.00

00:14:57.300 What am I measuring?

00:14:58.200 What am I measuring?

00:14:59.320 We don't really know.

00:15:00.360 We don't know, but we tried to. 1.00

00:15:03.200 Both are garbage. 0.98

00:15:05.420 We tried to do it by volume before. 1.00

00:15:07.800 A 50-year-old dick. 0.99

00:15:08.580 So, neither. 1.00

00:15:09.240 A 50-year-old dick is, like, EBT dick, you know? 1.00

00:15:11.700 Usually, it's the length of the dick versus the distance from, what, like, the center of the grundle to the edge of the ass? 1.00

00:15:21.320 Don't make it so autistic. 0.99

00:15:22.700 Are we talking about the quality of bone?

00:15:27.520 No, no, no.

00:15:28.080 The size.

00:15:29.180 So, like, you're doing six inches.

00:15:31.380 I've been measuring it since I realized you could measure things.

00:15:35.940 Was that with or without perm?

00:15:37.620 How many hands is that?

00:15:38.620 Hot wheels or Legos or whatever.

00:15:40.760 Or I was measuring this thing.

00:15:43.460 Well, here's the good news, Sam. 1.00

00:15:45.680 If you don't have an ass, that means you have an infinite dick-to-ass ratio. 1.00

00:15:49.180 So, you're doing great. 1.00

00:15:50.320 Yeah, that's why I love not having an ass. 1.00

00:15:52.060 Clint's ass goes inward. 1.00

00:15:55.140 And so, anything, he can have, like, a one-inch penis, and it's just, like, he's way above the ratio. 1.00

00:16:00.540 Whereas, I think we asked Robin Fire. 0.99

00:16:03.000 You're killing it? 0.99

00:16:03.760 So, I'm killing it. 1.00

00:16:04.420 Holy shit. 1.00

00:16:05.740 My ass is the only N-word that I'm willing to say. 1.00

00:16:08.620 All right. 1.00

00:16:10.520 What was the question, though?

00:16:12.260 I can't even remember.

00:16:13.080 Yeah, I don't understand it.

00:16:14.220 Something about it.

00:16:14.720 I don't remember.

00:16:15.500 Yeah.

00:16:15.680 What does conspiracy poppy mean? 1.00

00:16:18.580 Like, I don't know.

00:16:19.120 Something about opium?

00:16:19.860 I always say you're conspiracy poppy or conspiracy daddy.

00:16:23.780 Oh, all right.

00:16:24.580 P-A-P-I. 1.00

00:16:25.220 When I advertise stuff, the conspiracy daddy's coming to town.

00:16:28.420 All right.

00:16:28.780 I thought we were talking about the opium trade in Afghanistan or something.

00:16:31.940 We can get into that.

00:16:34.160 We might.

00:16:35.140 Sam, don't enable him.

00:16:36.400 Please.

00:16:36.720 Dickie, go ahead.

00:16:37.280 Don't enable toad.

00:16:38.740 So, the last question was asking, who will y'all fight for charity?

00:16:43.340 That was the main question.

00:16:44.600 They were just calling Sam the conspiracy poppy.

00:16:46.620 I want to fight figs.

00:16:48.080 That's who I want.

00:16:48.940 We're going to fight, yeah, Legion of Skanks, though, right?

00:16:51.240 I want to fight Steven Crowder. 1.00

00:16:53.180 Fuck Steven Crowder. 1.00

00:16:54.120 And the Daily Wire, too. 1.00

00:16:55.320 And not for the reasons you think.

00:16:57.680 Sure, there's Zionists. 1.00

00:16:58.880 Sure, there are probably old grifters and bad people. 0.93

00:17:01.160 But they ruined my only Tim Kass appearance.

00:17:04.380 And I take that personally.

00:17:06.140 So, I'll fight him to the death.

00:17:08.060 And I think I could fight Ben Shapiro to the death for sure, too.

00:17:11.380 I'll win.

00:17:12.020 For sure.

00:17:12.380 Ben Shapiro.

00:17:13.120 Anybody.

00:17:13.660 Your guys' daughter could beat up Ben Shapiro. 0.99

00:17:18.340 He's like that. 0.99

00:17:18.900 We're going to fight the Jews, actually. 1.00

00:17:22.300 It's going to be a Holocaust charity. 0.95

00:17:24.960 It's going to be Holocaust for Humanity. 1.00

00:17:27.320 Here's my biggest thing.

00:17:29.420 Is that, you know, now you got Candace Owens. 1.00

00:17:32.760 And she's like, I got some personal stuff.

00:17:35.040 So, it's like, there's this thing now in the conservative world where, like, snitching is cool.

00:17:40.200 Like, it just seems like snitching's in with a content creating. 0.78

00:17:45.880 I just don't get, like, I got a lot of shit for defending Joe Rogan because he's, like, a personal friend of mine. 0.97

00:17:52.080 And people are like, oh, my God. 0.97

00:17:53.700 Dude, defending your friend is, like, a sign of weakness.

00:17:55.760 I'm like, where are we as a group of, quote, unquote, and I'm not even conservative.

00:18:00.960 I'm, like, old school liberal.

00:18:02.300 But these people that present themselves as conservatives are always constantly snitching on people and throwing their friends under the bus, which I think were, like, old school conservative values.

00:18:14.360 It's just, like, it's just weird to me.

00:18:16.480 It's vulture culture, in my opinion.

00:18:18.520 I don't know if anyone's called it that, but they ought to.

00:18:20.440 You got to defend the homies, man. 1.00

00:18:21.940 And I'm going to defend Clint regardless of his stance on 15-year-old girls.

00:18:26.620 Oh, poor Clint.

00:18:28.540 Clint, so when I'm watching that, I'm watching it from an interviewer point of view.

00:18:35.100 Right.

00:18:35.380 And, like, how, like, you can't always touch everything that's said all the time because sometimes you're thinking about what is your next question?

00:18:45.680 Where are we going to go with this?

00:18:47.320 Is this interesting at all?

00:18:49.780 And then she's like, I don't know, man.

00:18:50.940 13-year-old should, you know, be able to go to the city council and be like, can I hold myself?

00:18:58.240 You're like, oh, well, interesting.

00:19:00.280 Interesting.

00:19:00.760 I didn't even, like, pay attention to what was being said.

00:19:05.140 I was like, oh, okay, okay, I see where you go with that.

00:19:07.500 And I'm like, what just got said right there?

00:19:09.220 I don't even know what I co-signed on.

00:19:10.700 Oh, my God, dude, that's so funny.

00:19:12.680 Yeah, that's really, that's really, as an interviewer, like, I nod a lot in my interviews.

00:19:16.860 So, you know, lesson learned. 0.91

00:19:19.300 Be very fucking careful about what you nod to. 0.99

00:19:21.660 Let's face it. 0.99

00:19:22.460 Eliza Blue is stunningly good looking. 1.00

00:19:25.260 It is like.

00:19:25.780 I disagree. 1.00

00:19:28.520 Sam's on that shit, dog. 1.00

00:19:29.900 He's about that thick girl. 1.00

00:19:31.740 No, man, one of our co-hosts on the show, he's never here.

00:19:34.520 And I don't even know why he's a co-host anymore.

00:19:35.900 But he turned her down multiple times.

00:19:38.220 And this guy has a huge package.

00:19:39.960 Ask Cole.

00:19:40.400 He's coming in.

00:19:41.200 But he was like, she was trying.

00:19:43.320 Listen, I don't want to say names, but she was going for it.

00:19:45.480 And he was just like, no.

00:19:46.680 So, you know, it's overrated, bro.

00:19:47.900 Yeah, that one other host that we have.

00:19:49.700 I'm not going to say any names.

00:19:50.900 It's just the one guy that's not here today.

00:19:52.460 The guy that didn't show up is the one who could talk about trying almost banging Eliza Blue.

00:19:58.060 Oh, he got it for sure.

00:19:59.180 She was in my DMs being like, hey, why doesn't he like me?

00:20:02.220 What's going on?

00:20:04.080 You guys are being serious.

00:20:06.420 Dead serious.

00:20:07.660 Dead serious.

00:20:09.220 Y'all are snitching right now.

00:20:10.580 This is vulture culture. 1.00

00:20:11.460 You guys need to shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:20:13.600 I'm trying to get that Tesla, baby. 1.00

00:20:16.720 You know what?

00:20:17.300 I was mad.

00:20:18.280 I like a lot.

00:20:19.320 You guys know my type.

00:20:20.920 And Eliza is my type. 0.95

00:20:22.720 You like chicks who look like they like black guys. 1.00

00:20:25.840 Yeah, basically. 0.65

00:20:26.340 Not just like them.

00:20:27.420 Definitely have been with them multiple times.

00:20:29.100 Thank you for putting it like that.

00:20:30.500 Because I've been telling Jose that for the longest time.

00:20:32.520 I'm like, you have poor man's taste in women. 1.00

00:20:34.980 And that's fine.

00:20:35.700 That's right.

00:20:36.100 But you do.

00:20:37.120 You remember the aesthetic of a black man? 0.99

00:20:39.960 Like, that's hot. 0.92

00:20:41.420 I'm sorry.

00:20:41.720 Go ahead.

00:20:42.680 No, that's hot.

00:20:43.480 I think she's like, she got a hot look.

00:20:45.640 It's obvious, though, that she's like, I mean, like, let's just face it. 1.00

00:20:50.140 She's full of shit. 1.00

00:20:51.080 And that's fine. 1.00

00:20:52.720 You know, you were escorted.

00:20:54.500 Like, that's what you're talking about before the show.

00:20:56.600 It's like this weaponizing of regret that's going on in this country where, like, we're 1.00

00:21:01.400 encouraging women to be completely slinging pussy everywhere. 1.00

00:21:05.040 And then when they get to an older age and they realize, I didn't want to do that. 1.00

00:21:08.440 Now it's like society forced them at a gun. 0.95

00:21:11.380 You know, it's like you sex trafficked yourself. 0.94

00:21:13.660 That's what I was going to say. 0.99

00:21:16.300 All I was going to say is Clint has the aesthetic of a black man, but I have the soul of a black

00:21:19.180 man.

00:21:19.440 I like them thick.

00:21:20.200 Yeah, but you take it too far, Jose. 0.98

00:21:22.320 You guys remember that senator or some shit from Rhode Island that she was twerking in the 0.98

00:21:26.840 beach on her head? 0.99

00:21:28.020 Yeah.

00:21:28.460 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:29.460 I can't remember her name, but yeah.

00:21:30.760 Jose was like, we're laughing.

00:21:31.780 I like that.

00:21:33.560 Yeah.

00:21:33.800 Everyone else was like, this is gross.

00:21:35.480 Like, I don't know.

00:21:35.980 Like, it looks like her hair is full of bugs.

00:21:38.640 Yeah.

00:21:38.800 And Jose's dead serious.

00:21:39.740 He's like, no, you guys are wrong.

00:21:40.940 I'm like, I don't even know anymore.

00:21:42.960 He's like, that looks like tasty treats.

00:21:45.100 I like women who are slightly cross-eyed and big teeth. 1.00

00:21:50.540 You would love the South, man.

00:21:52.120 Oh, this is a perfect idea.

00:21:53.460 I'm dead serious.

00:21:54.520 I was like, yeah, I don't know what it is because I'm from upstate New York, which is 1.00

00:21:58.260 like redneck as shit, dog. 1.00

00:22:01.060 And like, that's just a little, slightly cross-eyed, big teeth. 1.00

00:22:04.300 Wait, wait, wait.

00:22:04.840 Is it okay if they have a lazy eye or is like the cross-eyed what you know? 0.99

00:22:07.800 No, no, no, no, no, no, no lazy eye.

00:22:09.420 Like, and it's both got to be in, slightly in.

00:22:12.680 Laser focus on your wiener.

00:22:14.700 You know how like people, people like, like, I like wide hips because it's like, it correlates 0.98

00:22:19.620 to birthing or big tits because I know that my baby can get milk. 1.00

00:22:22.460 And Sam's like, I just like that the bitch can't really see that good. 1.00

00:22:24.920 It makes them look like they're choking on your junk, right? 1.00

00:22:33.120 I just want to make sure that they scathe me severely. 1.00

00:22:35.820 That's my shit. 1.00

00:22:36.680 Right. 0.99

00:22:37.000 I want to say why I dropped out.

00:22:39.000 It wasn't because I had a, because I heard Sam was like, what's going on?

00:22:42.140 It was a haunting.

00:22:43.060 Yeah.

00:22:43.220 My wife is upset at me. 0.95

00:22:44.340 So she flipped the breaker. 1.00

00:22:45.500 What the fuck? 1.00

00:22:49.220 Is that true? 1.00

00:22:51.100 His wife, his wife.

00:22:52.460 What'd you do?

00:22:52.960 Give us the backstory.

00:22:54.020 She's stepping to the gang, man.

00:22:55.740 She's stepping to the gang right now.

00:22:56.660 This has happened before.

00:22:57.560 I used to, if people can remember that I used to stream outside and she turned off the outside

00:23:02.440 lights whenever I was podcasting once.

00:23:04.800 Wait, what did you, what did you do?

00:23:06.620 He's upset with you.

00:23:07.700 Like, why is she mad?

00:23:08.560 She's had some hard times right now with the, with little dude.

00:23:11.620 I haven't, I just had a bit, he's two months old.

00:23:13.960 So, and so she was having a hard time and, uh, I did a podcast at night instead of, you

00:23:19.240 can leave.

00:23:20.180 You can leave.

00:23:20.580 I got extra room if you want.

00:23:23.120 Look, Cole's trying to pay the bills, man.

00:23:25.420 It beats what he did before.

00:23:27.060 So dude, I tell you, I, whenever she flipped it off, I walked in there and I was like, did

00:23:30.660 you flip the breaker?

00:23:31.500 And she's like, yeah. 0.99

00:23:32.520 And I was like, that's fucking hilarious. 1.00

00:23:34.320 I was like, that's the best shit I've ever heard. 1.00

00:23:37.860 Only Cole could find the silver lining in that. 0.99

00:23:39.800 I'd be like, oh, I'm going to be my attorney on Monday. 1.00

00:23:42.960 You're fucked up. 1.00

00:23:43.960 Let me tell you how cool Cole's wife is. 1.00

00:23:45.580 She's so fucking cool that like she, they went to a libertarian event. 0.93

00:23:49.100 They had a threesome and they let the homie watch and the homie's here now. 0.99

00:23:53.200 Yo, it's crazy, man.

00:23:54.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:54.860 It's this, it's this silly motherfucker in the top left. 1.00

00:23:56.900 There you go. 1.00

00:23:57.480 Oh, that's yeah.

00:23:58.600 I watched, I watched, yeah. 0.86

00:24:00.520 I jerked off, you know. 0.63

00:24:02.100 What? 0.97

00:24:02.380 Yeah.

00:24:02.740 Yeah.

00:24:02.880 So Cole banged two chicks.

00:24:05.020 Why Todd sat in the corner and got no chicks.

00:24:07.760 Todd.

00:24:08.340 That's Todd.

00:24:09.080 That's Todd.

00:24:10.340 We call him Toad.

00:24:11.560 Toad.

00:24:12.020 Toad, Toad, Todd.

00:24:12.840 That's right.

00:24:13.340 Todd was right.

00:24:14.680 You look more like a Toad than a Todd.

00:24:16.900 You look like a Toad from like Antarctica who's DJing.

00:24:26.900 Yo, this is stage work.

00:24:29.400 I got six inches, right?

00:24:31.420 And I'm offended to the end of days, right?

00:24:34.400 So one day when I was very young, like in my, in my, I'd say about 26 years old.

00:24:39.520 So almost half my life ago, I brought a friend of mine named Perry.

00:24:44.100 He's from England.

00:24:45.360 And I brought him back to Vegas where I had started standup.

00:24:49.560 And we were going to do some shows out there because there's some comedy shows that I wanted

00:24:53.620 to show Perry too.

00:24:54.720 And there was a couple of chicks I used to hook up with back in the day there. 1.00

00:24:58.320 And so they were at the show and like, they were just staring at Perry and I'm like, okay,

00:25:02.920 you know, maybe we can get some going.

00:25:04.880 They're like, Hey man, you all walk over.

00:25:06.220 I'm like, Oh, it's going to be a foursome.

00:25:08.060 This is going to be nuts.

00:25:08.860 Right?

00:25:09.520 So, so I, and then I'm like, you know, cause I got six inches, dude, you know, and I'm

00:25:14.060 proud of my six inches, but some guys have more than six.

00:25:17.200 And I don't want to show up and be like the guy who doesn't have the big hog.

00:25:20.960 So I go, Perry, you're not like hung like a horse.

00:25:23.260 He goes, no, no, no, not at all.

00:25:25.260 Not at all.

00:25:26.100 I'm not hung at all.

00:25:26.980 I'm like, okay, cool.

00:25:27.780 Cause I got six inches.

00:25:28.880 I don't want to be like, you know, little man here.

00:25:32.420 Okay.

00:25:33.220 Now we go find a, a hotel room, you know, we opened the door.

00:25:37.580 He takes his pants off. 1.00

00:25:38.800 It's the biggest dick I've ever seen. 1.00

00:25:41.900 It was like one of the twin towers. 0.99

00:25:44.040 It was so huge. 1.00

00:25:46.360 And I'm like, you motherfucker. 1.00

00:25:48.500 You just lied to me, dude. 1.00

00:25:50.820 So I got my pity six and he's got like tower seven.

00:25:56.320 So I'm just watching.

00:25:57.480 And like, so I was like, I like a ride at the amusement park.

00:26:00.820 Cause like, he's like the greatest rollercoaster ever.

00:26:03.440 And I'm like the teacup ride.

00:26:05.600 No lines. 0.93

00:26:06.780 And she gave me the biggest pity party blow job. 0.97

00:26:11.660 I ever got in my life.

00:26:12.780 And me and Perry never hung out again after that. 0.98

00:26:15.740 I can just imagine because if she goes to give him a blow job and she's over there, literally 1.00

00:26:23.260 just like, just choking on us, you go to yours and she's just like real easy kind of going 1.00

00:26:27.280 and you're like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:26:28.640 It's like, is it even married? 1.00

00:26:29.920 It was like the mid morning hours of a nine 11 between the two towers.

00:26:34.500 And Sam's the North tower at that point.

00:26:36.860 That's what it was like. 0.99

00:26:38.460 That is big dick. 0.99

00:26:39.200 It was the two towers. 0.99

00:26:40.240 And I was that Asian girl running through Vietnam after they carpet bombed it. 0.99

00:26:45.160 That is big dick energy though. 0.99

00:26:46.680 It's always the big dick guys that play it down. 1.00

00:26:49.060 They'd be like, and I actually learned that young, I don't have a big dick, but I always 1.00

00:26:52.340 used to lie. 0.99

00:26:52.960 Sure. 1.00

00:26:53.580 You learned it young by the big dick man that fucked you up. 1.00

00:26:57.120 Sam, I want you to feel comfortable. 1.00

00:27:03.540 No one on this show has a big dick. 1.00

00:27:05.140 Clint, don't say anything. 1.00

00:27:06.000 He's fucking, he's a liar. 1.00

00:27:07.140 So just feel comfortable. 1.00

00:27:07.960 Take your shirt off.

00:27:08.300 Yeah, read that here.

00:27:09.500 That's all right.

00:27:10.020 Good, good, good.

00:27:11.000 I think this is a perfect time.

00:27:13.440 This is a question I wanted to ask you for forever, Sam.

00:27:17.080 All right. 0.99

00:27:17.420 You are well known on your show for saying that you can only come if chicks call you nigger. 0.99

00:27:23.080 What is the story behind that? 0.99

00:27:27.120 What is the story behind?

00:27:31.340 Hey, I'm sorry, but tell her earmuffs.

00:27:34.000 Tell her earmuffs.

00:27:34.520 She just walked behind him right now.

00:27:35.800 He knows everything. 1.00

00:27:36.460 Nigger, like whispered in his ear right there. 1.00

00:27:39.940 She's heard it all. 1.00

00:27:41.420 She's going to cut your turkey breaker. 1.00

00:27:47.180 I need to know the story.

00:27:48.480 I need to know it.

00:27:49.740 I mean, it's just, I have weird fetishes.

00:27:53.840 There had to be some moment where you, like someone went, 0.99

00:27:56.820 was like choking you and there was like nigger. 1.00

00:27:58.960 Oh my God. 0.99

00:28:00.020 And then from then on, you know.

00:28:01.700 Back in the day, I got called the M word and nutted.

00:28:04.440 And then the rest is history.

00:28:05.940 That's what it is.

00:28:07.020 So I went to UNLV, right?

00:28:08.880 And one of my professors, and this is in the early 90s,

00:28:15.920 was, told me he was teaching class.

00:28:19.320 He's like, I'm, he's like the lead sex therapist in the world.

00:28:22.460 And he's like, you, I can get you turned on by anything, 0.89

00:28:26.920 by all you have to do is make sure that somebody has an orgasm 0.98

00:28:31.980 while they're staring at it. 0.96

00:28:33.020 So like, if you want someone to get turned on by a banana, right?

00:28:36.700 If you can get them to come while staring at a banana,

00:28:41.020 you're, you're, they'll start to be attracted to that banana.

00:28:44.000 And that's just what happened.

00:28:45.820 One time, I nutted right when the N word dropped

00:28:48.840 and I've been chasing the dragon ever since.

00:28:51.320 I can't imagine, but I need to know the context.

00:28:53.900 Why did someone call you that while you were coming?

00:28:56.560 No, no, he was staring at a black dude and then he came.

00:28:59.620 Oh, yeah.

00:29:00.260 Oh, he was the one saying it.

00:29:02.420 He had a Louis C.K. for jerking off. 0.99

00:29:05.140 And I know the two girls that he did in front of them. 0.99

00:29:08.360 They're wonderful people.

00:29:09.420 They really are.

00:29:09.860 Are they hot?

00:29:10.760 Are they hot?

00:29:12.100 Yeah.

00:29:12.500 Yeah.

00:29:13.240 Yeah.

00:29:13.460 All right.

00:29:14.300 He's forgiven.

00:29:15.260 You think Louis C.K. is fucking with mid bitches? 1.00

00:29:17.560 You think he's just like. 1.00

00:29:18.200 He might be.

00:29:18.360 I just want to say.

00:29:19.300 So yeah, Louis C.K. did nothing wrong.

00:29:21.540 Bill Cosby did nothing wrong.

00:29:22.720 R. Kelly did nothing wrong.

00:29:23.740 Eliza Blue did nothing wrong.

00:29:24.900 Please continue.

00:29:26.200 And Scott Ritter, too.

00:29:27.620 Make your stance.

00:29:28.580 Make your stance.

00:29:29.740 You take stances.

00:29:30.740 That's for sure.

00:29:31.460 I love it.

00:29:32.180 So, no, they were both hot.

00:29:35.740 And, but, and they, we weren't even the ones

00:29:37.900 who wanted to push the story.

00:29:39.040 They had more, they, they had discussed with me

00:29:41.240 that they're, they were really upset.

00:29:42.880 Not necessarily at the event, but it was like afterwards,

00:29:46.540 like his manager was like, you're never going to work

00:29:50.060 in Hollywood again.

00:29:50.840 And like kind of hunted them down the whole time.

00:29:53.040 You know?

00:29:53.340 So that becomes a power dynamic.

00:29:55.760 You know what?

00:29:56.260 I think Louis C.K.'s biggest mistake in the whole thing is he never paid

00:30:00.200 those girls off. 1.00

00:30:01.380 All the money.

00:30:02.860 All he had to do, give each $200,000, he'd be making Netflix shows right now.

00:30:08.220 But he did.

00:30:08.920 That's the key.

00:30:09.920 You got a lot of money.

00:30:11.200 Yeah, but then it's not even worth it, right?

00:30:12.800 But for him, he was making hand over fist, bro.

00:30:15.800 For $200,000, you better give yourself the best hand job you've ever had before.

00:30:21.260 So how much did they pay you to do that?

00:30:25.020 $200,000.

00:30:26.700 You should give him each $200,000.

00:30:28.480 Let them open for him on the road. 1.00

00:30:32.360 And then have them roast him at the end of the show about his, his freckled dick. 1.00

00:30:38.700 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:30:39.580 So what he did was so insane.

00:30:44.540 That happened to me in college.

00:30:46.000 So I was a freshman at the door, I was at the door, I'm going to UNLV, and I was walking

00:30:51.140 to the library, and I go up into the history books, I go around the corner, this huge black 1.00

00:30:56.580 guy is just pounding his butt, staring at me laughing. 1.00

00:31:01.460 And I was like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:31:03.560 And I'm like, bam, I ran off. 1.00

00:31:05.920 I'm like, that is traumatizing.

00:31:07.980 But it's not the end of the world.

00:31:09.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:31:09.980 But the funniest part is, with Louis C.K., there's no way in his mind he was going, this

00:31:15.700 is what I'll get canceled for.

00:31:17.060 Like, he has already said, like, I mean, he had the whole, the etymology of the N-word,

00:31:22.980 that bit with Patrice is hilarious.

00:31:25.300 But that would be like one you would think, this is what I'm going to cancel for. 0.99

00:31:27.480 Not just, oh, yeah, I jerked off in front of some women. 0.99

00:31:30.440 That's what's going to get me fucking lit up. 1.00

00:31:32.340 Yo, is that where D'Elia fucked up, that he didn't pay off the girls? 0.98

00:31:35.020 I think D'Elia, well, you did my whole opinion on all that stuff, is all of that, that group 0.77

00:31:42.260 that got canceled, that was, in my humble opinion, a mob hit on Joe Rogan, because they

00:31:49.020 tried to cancel Joe, couldn't get him.

00:31:51.300 So what do mobs do?

00:31:52.840 They start, like, popping off.

00:31:54.620 Next man.

00:31:55.600 They start taking out your soldier.

00:31:57.660 D'Elia, D'Elia gets you to Cal and which gets you, when they went up to Joey Diaz, I'm

00:32:02.380 like, okay, this isn't even about anything.

00:32:05.020 This is about trying to take out Rogan's soldier.

00:32:08.700 And they were like, Burt Croucher's going to take himself out with a heart attack, so

00:32:11.260 don't worry about it.

00:32:13.200 What people went after Chris D'Elia, like, I have a daughter, I don't want a 30-something 0.99

00:32:18.740 year old man hitting on 17-year-old girls.

00:32:21.720 Nobody wants that, except for maybe Top Lobster, that's about it.

00:32:25.480 But nobody else wants that, right?

00:32:27.940 Nobody else wants that.

00:32:29.140 But what he did is the same thing that Seinfeld did openly, and was celebrated on People

00:32:37.180 Magazine.

00:32:38.300 Like, it was right there. 0.99

00:32:39.540 Like, they were talking about, it's like, everyone's like, god damn that high school 1.00

00:32:42.840 chick's got big tits, right? 1.00

00:32:45.360 That's right. 1.00

00:32:45.860 Nobody was going around crying like it was crazy.

00:32:48.600 It's such a different world, man.

00:32:50.100 It's crazy. 0.99

00:32:50.520 Dude, it was exactly like the Seinfeld episode, where they're staring at the daughter's tits. 1.00

00:32:55.200 You remember that? 0.98

00:32:56.460 No.

00:32:57.200 Oh, all right.

00:32:57.960 Oh, that actually happened.

00:32:58.820 It's so funny that he would actually do that.

00:33:01.000 Yeah, they did it.

00:33:01.760 Yeah. 0.98

00:33:02.460 That's the big balls that he has right there.

00:33:04.840 Like, you know, this happened, and we're going to do an episode. 0.86

00:33:06.980 The whole thing is about D'Elia and this cult, which is like, the difference is Jared Leto

00:33:15.180 is doing the exact same thing. 0.98

00:33:16.880 His is just all fat chicks, right? 1.00

00:33:18.500 So nobody cares. 0.98

00:33:19.340 Oh, the Armie Hammer, too.

00:33:20.700 Armie Hammer. 0.96

00:33:21.280 Armie of fat chicks right now. 0.99

00:33:23.300 Wait, Armie Hammer? 1.00

00:33:24.060 I thought he was gay. 0.79

00:33:24.960 No, Armie Hammer was the one that was, uh, he eating flat. 0.94

00:33:28.580 Yeah, he was like, I want to eat you. 0.94

00:33:30.600 Like, literally, I want to cut your arm off and eat it. 0.90

00:33:33.580 See, here's my thesis on this, Sam, is that, like, basically every person that wants to 0.97

00:33:39.080 be famous wants to be a cult leader at some point.

00:33:41.940 Like, if you get to the highest level of fame, you're like, okay, now I want a mansion filled 0.99

00:33:45.860 with 20 bitches that are all, like, 20 to 25, and I just want to procreate and be a 1.00

00:33:49.880 god. 0.99

00:33:50.520 And, like, D'Elia was very open about it.

00:33:52.500 I'm a big fan of his.

00:33:53.260 I listened to his podcast for years. 1.00

00:33:54.540 Motherfucker talked about this shit 24-7. 1.00

00:33:56.940 He called it a cult. 1.00

00:33:57.680 He called them babies.

00:33:58.360 And I'm like, I'm like, I think that this is probably far more common.

00:34:02.320 And that's the thing that's weird to me, is that, like, why did he get popped?

00:34:05.860 Whereas I would imagine there's a lot of, not you, no one else you know, obviously, but 0.98

00:34:10.060 all those other stand-up comics, I think they're doing the same shit. 0.98

00:34:12.300 That's my thesis. 0.98

00:34:13.340 Well, I don't even think it's just stand-up.

00:34:15.620 I think anybody who is an alpha famous, I mean, like, a study just came out that, like,

00:34:22.240 women find 80% of men ugly. 0.97

00:34:26.620 Not just unattractive, ugly. 0.71

00:34:28.740 What do you mean, 100% of women are fighting over 20% of the men? 1.00

00:34:34.800 So this means 20% of the men got to fuck everything that moves. 1.00

00:34:39.080 Yeah, this is awesome. 1.00

00:34:40.480 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:40.900 Another study came out that dudes like bitches, so. 1.00

00:34:44.860 Then another study came out that said women want to fuck famous guys more than men want 1.00

00:34:51.040 to fuck women, which is a very famous Steve-O quote. 1.00

00:34:53.920 He's like, women want to fuck famous men more than men want to fuck women. 1.00

00:34:58.080 So, like, what's going on right now in society is this thing where, like, they don't want 1.00

00:35:04.860 us to believe our eyes, our ears, or our experiences in life.

00:35:10.600 We're supposed to throw everything out and everything's, we're being programmed that, even

00:35:15.320 though this doesn't make any sense, this is the new rule, okay? 0.99

00:35:19.080 The tattooing and all that stuff, it's, yeah, it's crazy as shit. 0.99

00:35:22.940 But we've seen other, like, Jared Leto has an army of fat chicks and nobody's talking 0.99

00:35:29.040 about it.

00:35:29.720 I've literally never heard that.

00:35:31.140 That's unbelievable.

00:35:31.580 No, me neither.

00:35:32.120 No, Jared Leto has a cult, dude.

00:35:34.060 That's pretty nice.

00:35:35.000 Dude, it's awesome.

00:35:36.140 Jared Leto knows what's up.

00:35:37.440 Fat girls treat you right. 1.00

00:35:38.820 Now you have an army of them? 0.63

00:35:40.020 Jesus Christ, dude. 1.00

00:35:41.060 You have a new woman and you're getting a bunch of fat bitches? 1.00

00:35:43.540 Like, why? 1.00

00:35:44.240 Why would you have a seat in a mythical town?

00:35:45.560 Sam just laid out why. 1.00

00:35:46.960 He fucking flew under the radar. 0.99

00:35:48.840 Jose, explain to him what the mythical is. 1.00

00:35:51.800 Go ahead, Jose.

00:35:52.720 Tell him about the mythical.

00:35:54.440 Oh, the mythical? 0.99

00:35:55.260 I mean, that's more common around fat bitches, but that's the move where they throw the whole 1.00

00:35:59.040 dick to the back and then, like, right as you nut. 1.00

00:36:02.120 I'll also do that move where they're, like, licking your balls as you're nutting. 1.00

00:36:05.260 Like, whole dick to the mouth. 1.00

00:36:05.720 We call it the mythical because it's so rare. 1.00

00:36:07.220 People look really experienced in doing that.

00:36:09.140 Yeah.

00:36:09.960 Exactly.

00:36:11.480 This is why we let him demonstrate.

00:36:12.960 Precision, dude.

00:36:14.100 Precision.

00:36:15.020 Yeah, that is a – it's like one of those things that a guy usually only has, like,

00:36:18.140 maybe once or twice in a lifetime. 0.99

00:36:20.080 It's like a fucking unicorn. 1.00

00:36:21.100 You're like, oh, my God. 1.00

00:36:22.140 And you always remember. 1.00

00:36:23.760 And so maybe Jared Leto has this army of fat bitches and they're just all just sucking 1.00

00:36:27.960 his dick every day. 1.00

00:36:29.100 I mean, just – and just swallowing his nuts. 1.00

00:36:30.660 That's not fair. 1.00

00:36:31.800 He's just hoarding these mythical bitches. 1.00

00:36:33.960 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:36.180 That's why Jared Leto's band is called 30 Seconds to Mars because he's a star and he's

00:36:41.440 surrounded by a bunch of planets.

00:36:43.720 All right, man.

00:36:46.100 All right, Toad.

00:36:46.780 That was pretty good, Toad.

00:36:48.420 I'm proud of you, dude.

00:36:49.380 We give you one in episode. 0.96

00:36:50.960 Yo, Constellation humor tied in with shitty music. 0.95

00:36:53.560 I love it. 0.98

00:36:54.080 That was great. 1.00

00:36:54.600 Actually, you know, fuck it. 1.00

00:36:55.560 Hold on. 0.99

00:36:55.880 Little Dicky, pull up the graphic I asked you to pull up, please, because we have a new 0.93

00:36:59.780 guest here.

00:37:01.160 And this is a game – this is a new game that we played.

00:37:03.760 We played last week.

00:37:05.500 Is this going to be every episode now?

00:37:07.720 Yes.

00:37:08.020 It might be, Toad. 0.99

00:37:09.020 God damn it. 1.00

00:37:09.660 Keep it up. 0.99

00:37:10.560 All right, so last week, we just ran the gamut.

00:37:13.020 We ran around the horn there.

00:37:14.320 We shouldn't do this after he gets one good joke in.

00:37:17.060 This is terrible.

00:37:17.840 This is like you're basically giving him the reverse pavlog signaling of like, don't be

00:37:22.900 funny.

00:37:23.100 Do not enable him, please.

00:37:25.100 Jesus Christ.

00:37:25.920 He's going to keep trying.

00:37:27.460 So I know you don't know Toad that well.

00:37:29.420 We already did this last week.

00:37:31.080 And we just went around the horn and said how we would metaphorically kill Toad.

00:37:35.480 I mean, how we'd really do it.

00:37:38.000 Theoretically or how we'd really do it.

00:37:38.960 Ritually, literally.

00:37:40.660 Yeah.

00:37:41.100 For the sake of YouTube, this is all metaphorical.

00:37:44.100 But in reality, it takes notes.

00:37:45.780 Excuse me?

00:37:46.840 I'm paying attention to that one.

00:37:47.820 I also almost killed myself twice the other night.

00:37:50.380 So this is a fun segment for me.

00:37:53.080 That's why we got a little dicky.

00:37:54.320 We all came up with like really graphic ways to kill Toad because we all. 0.72

00:37:59.680 Oh, our man Paul.

00:38:00.820 Hey, Paul.

00:38:01.420 What's up, Paul?

00:38:02.040 What's up, Paul?

00:38:03.220 He follows us from TimCast. 0.99

00:38:04.540 He's a cuck. 0.99

00:38:05.100 As our guest, we would like to hear from you how you would kill Toad. 1.00

00:38:08.360 Because you've known him long enough to want him dead. 0.99

00:38:10.860 Yeah. 0.80

00:38:11.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:11.520 I would kill Toad by taking his gay elf hat and shoving it down his throat. 1.00

00:38:17.020 And then he chokes on it. 1.00

00:38:21.160 That's pretty simple.

00:38:22.040 I like it. 1.00

00:38:23.360 You want to kill me or you want to give me a boner? 1.00

00:38:26.140 I don't know. 1.00

00:38:29.560 God damn it. 1.00

00:38:30.880 I want to be like my initials tattooed on your neck because you're – 1.00

00:38:35.120 My fat's so cold. 0.99

00:38:37.920 Now, the follow-up here is we also went around the horn after and how would you kill yourself?

00:38:43.300 Some of us had some creative ones.

00:38:44.500 Some didn't.

00:38:45.120 If you were going to, like what creative manner would you kill yourself if you were going to?

00:38:49.020 Obviously, I'm assuming you would never do that.

00:38:50.880 But if you're going to and you want to go out a fun way or whatever.

00:38:53.480 Yeah. 0.97

00:38:53.700 When the feds finally get to you and they're like, hey, man, we have to suicide you.

00:38:57.300 And you're like, can I at least do it my way? 0.97

00:38:59.020 When Hillary Clinton decides to finally kill you, how do you want her to do it? 1.00

00:39:02.700 I would have to go out in a blaze of glory just trying to take out like a Bill Gates or like a – 0.97

00:39:08.280 Yeah.

00:39:08.920 This is the right answer.

00:39:11.060 Take this off of YouTube immediately.

00:39:14.700 It's gone.

00:39:15.880 That's how I knew it.

00:39:17.520 Everyone's like, what is Sam Tripoli doing at Davos?

00:39:20.000 Are we in trouble?

00:39:21.100 Oh, don't even worry about it. 0.98

00:39:22.340 Every episode it gets fucking done. 0.97

00:39:24.100 Yeah, Sam, we're on Gas Digital. 0.99

00:39:25.600 It doesn't matter.

00:39:26.120 You did bring up some earlier that I thought was kind of funny.

00:39:32.660 And this is something I've theorized before. 0.91

00:39:34.600 I think the reason why this tranny fetish exists today is due to dial-up porn. 1.00

00:39:40.520 Because every one of us, I think, at one point has had that shit. 1.00

00:39:43.380 Like if you lived in the time of dial-up porn. 1.00

00:39:45.280 Oh, yeah.

00:39:45.520 You're waiting the whole time. 1.00

00:39:46.700 Like, please, no dick, no dick, no dick. 1.00

00:39:48.440 I already came to the test. 1.00

00:39:49.740 And then so many guys were beating off to the pitcher coming down. 0.96

00:39:53.020 You see the boobs. 1.00

00:39:53.840 And then right when you nut, the dick pops out. 1.00

00:39:55.900 And you're like, oh, my God, I got fooled. 1.00

00:39:57.740 And now you're into trannies. 1.00

00:39:59.860 Well, I think that it's because of pornography. 1.00

00:40:03.880 You've seen a thousand million dicks. 1.00

00:40:07.320 You've seen so many dicks. 1.00

00:40:09.100 Compared to like your great-grandfather who saw maybe five dicks in his life. 1.00

00:40:13.140 Maybe. 1.00

00:40:14.200 You've seen mountains of dicks. 1.00

00:40:17.060 You could feed all the hungry people with all the dick sandwiches you could make. 1.00

00:40:23.400 With all the dicks you've ever seen in your life. 1.00

00:40:26.060 There's so much abundance of dicks. 1.00

00:40:28.400 So it's just eventually it's going to blend into the chicks and the dicks. 1.00

00:40:32.560 And it's just. 1.00

00:40:33.280 And that's the whole point of porn.

00:40:35.140 Pornhub is to bring you down so deep into the weirdness.

00:40:39.680 And going back to what Dr. Logan, my teacher at UNOV told me, if you're not enough looking 0.99

00:40:46.700 at the weirder shit, you just got to look at weirder and weirder shit. 0.99

00:40:49.940 That's the whole point. 1.00

00:40:51.220 So that's why everybody's into like, that's the whole trance thing right now.

00:40:55.500 That's all. 0.76

00:40:55.840 Is Jim Norton not gay then? 1.00

00:40:59.920 No, he's just a faggot. 1.00

00:41:01.460 We think he's just a trailblazer. 1.00

00:41:03.300 He's the first one. 1.00

00:41:04.880 He's the fucking visionary. 1.00

00:41:06.220 He's a visionary. 1.00

00:41:13.100 Although, does everybody agree with, though, that if it is a tranny fucking just a regular 1.00

00:41:18.320 woman, it is less gay than just the regular man and woman type of thing. 1.00

00:41:22.440 I mean, she keeps her pants on. 1.00

00:41:24.760 Just pretend it's a fucking her period and she just blows you. 1.00

00:41:28.260 That's technically just a regular man. 1.00

00:41:30.220 Wait, wait.

00:41:31.580 A mouth is a mouth?

00:41:33.560 A mouth is a mouth.

00:41:35.240 A mouth is a mouth.

00:41:37.020 Sorry.

00:41:38.980 All right, Lil Dicky, we got one more in the bag and we can move on from the mailbag.

00:41:45.040 Oh, yeah.

00:41:45.600 Benzo wants Clint to confirm that he is Fred Durst.

00:41:49.620 The actual Fred Durst came out and denied it today, so I think it's fair that I dropped

00:41:55.860 the charade.

00:41:56.440 I am not Fred Durst. 0.99

00:41:57.240 However, I wish I were because he's fucking awesome. 0.96

00:42:02.660 Clint is actually with me. 0.83

00:42:04.480 He's actually Robert Durst, which is why Ashton is no longer around.

00:42:10.560 You see why we do the kill zone segment?

00:42:12.380 Is he angry or laughing?

00:42:13.820 Oh, he's pissed.

00:42:15.340 Yeah, he seems angry.

00:42:16.240 Oh, yeah.

00:42:16.480 He's mad.

00:42:16.920 Yeah.

00:42:17.180 Yeah, because someone basically called him a pedo, and Jose had a good conspiracy beforehand.

00:42:23.760 I think it was Jose or Top.

00:42:24.860 No, that was me.

00:42:25.760 So scroll up a little, Dicky, please.

00:42:27.860 Scroll up right now.

00:42:28.460 Hurry up. 0.99

00:42:28.820 Fucking scroll. 1.00

00:42:29.280 Okay, so this person's a douchebag, this guy here, but he called him Predator Fred Durst. 0.99

00:42:35.280 He's not tagged at all. 0.96

00:42:36.540 He just wrote his name.

00:42:37.300 So this means that Fred Durst is on Twitter searching his name frantically, which is great.

00:42:42.120 He called Clint that, but Fred Durst, yeah, he's looking for his name.

00:42:47.440 I disagree, actually.

00:42:48.780 I think he thought I was Fred Durst.

00:42:51.120 Oh, okay.

00:42:51.840 Maybe. 0.99

00:42:52.560 He is retarded, so it's possible. 0.97

00:42:54.640 So Fred Durst is not doing anything. 0.96

00:42:56.460 He's not making music anymore.

00:42:57.340 Maybe you're just his venom.

00:42:58.740 Oh, I did say, I've never seen Fred Durst and Clint in the same room together, but here's

00:43:07.600 his conspiracy theory, and it's probably not a conspiracy, but like...

00:43:10.760 This is literally you. 1.00

00:43:16.740 Holy shit. 1.00

00:43:17.940 Oh, I love Jarek. 1.00

00:43:20.080 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:43:21.660 Oh, my goodness. 1.00

00:43:22.580 All right, whatever.

00:43:24.000 Get to the conspiracy, because this is actually...

00:43:25.820 I don't even give this guy the time to do it.

00:43:27.180 I think this is true. 1.00

00:43:28.460 Fuck him. 1.00

00:43:29.660 He's searching his name, and I could only imagine that he's searching his name, Fred 1.00

00:43:33.400 Durst, and then Space Pedophile, or Space Pedophile.

00:43:37.360 Constantly just pressing refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, for 20 years. 0.99

00:43:40.460 We haven't seen him since the 90s, and this shit pops up. 0.99

00:43:44.500 He's just sweating, like, they're going to fucking catch me. 0.99

00:43:46.820 Are they going to find out? 0.99

00:43:48.080 Are they going to find out?

00:43:49.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:43:50.220 He's still catching his royalty checks, but he's just constantly searching social media

00:43:54.400 because there's a clause in the contract that makes it go on board.

00:43:56.580 I'm going to say something.

00:43:58.780 Limp Bizkit's first album is way better than they get credit for.

00:44:02.840 And the reason, if you really look at, like, why Limp Bizkit went to shit, one of the big 0.97

00:44:09.460 reasons was, and this is the most insane shit, is that Fred Durst started banging Pete Britney 0.99

00:44:15.720 Spears, and everyone gave him shit for it. 0.98

00:44:18.320 And there was one dude who would have done it at the time. 0.99

00:44:21.800 That ruined both of them, actually.

00:44:24.500 Isn't that crazy?

00:44:25.900 Pete Britney got hit for it. 1.00

00:44:28.060 But you know what, though?

00:44:29.800 See, that's when our culture was wholesome, Sam. 1.00

00:44:32.240 Because nowadays, like, we would be like, yeah, this guy's a fucking man. 1.00

00:44:35.000 But back then, we were like, yeah, we don't fuck with these hoes, Fred Durst. 1.00

00:44:38.200 And then, like, things were better in the 90s. 0.99

00:44:40.300 Like, shit, we could say what we wanted to say. 0.98

00:44:41.760 We need to go back. 1.00

00:44:42.600 Yeah, fuck these hoes. 1.00

00:44:43.880 But anyway, so if I can... 1.00

00:44:45.460 Remember when Eminem was saying, like, really fucked up shit, and everyone was like, that's 0.99

00:44:49.480 a little edgy. 1.00

00:44:50.300 No one was like, cancel him. 1.00

00:44:51.340 And now he's just a fag. 1.00

00:44:52.680 Like, he's just so gay. 1.00

00:44:53.940 Although, to be fair, Fred Durst got canceled because he single-handedly destroyed Woodstock 0.98

00:44:58.440 99, so there's that. 1.00

00:44:59.440 That shit was sick, though. 0.99

00:45:00.640 Did you mean? 1.00

00:45:01.540 Oh. 1.00

00:45:02.320 Fucking legend. 0.99

00:45:04.460 I did it, so I have to be. 0.99

00:45:06.360 All right. 0.99

00:45:07.980 Anyway, like I'm saying, let me just get this shit out. 0.99

00:45:09.720 Now, he might be a pedophile actually searching his name, and now he's, like, nervous about 0.99

00:45:14.980 it because I can't understand why this guy would be searching some random thread on Twitter

00:45:19.420 and just be like, yo, bro, that's not...

00:45:21.420 I'm not a pedophile.

00:45:22.240 That's not me.

00:45:22.640 It's like, I don't...

00:45:23.220 It just seems suspicious.

00:45:24.180 Like, why go out of your way to even deny it?

00:45:27.520 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:45:28.100 If I saw something with my name that was like, yeah, he jerks off to tranny porn, and I went 1.00

00:45:31.860 on there and was like, I do not, never have I ever, never even touched tranny porn, ever. 0.99

00:45:38.880 We're not saying he's a pedophile, but we're saying, if he was a pedophile, would he act 0.95

00:45:43.300 any differently?

00:45:43.940 That's all we're saying.

00:45:44.880 Right?

00:45:45.320 Exactly.

00:45:47.140 Hashtag Fredophile is what they're saying in the chat.

00:45:51.400 It is weird.

00:45:53.040 It is weird.

00:45:55.340 And he would randomly find that.

00:45:58.180 Yeah. 0.98

00:45:58.520 It's fucking bizarre, dude. 0.98

00:45:59.760 But just, like, put your guys in my shoes. 0.99

00:46:02.720 And then make it serious.

00:46:03.880 Well, he says, he says, like, y'all need to fact check better. 0.87

00:46:09.560 It's like, this is just some random loser on Twitter.

00:46:12.500 This is a Twitter, sir. 0.95

00:46:14.300 What?

00:46:15.380 Just put yourself in my shoes for a second. 0.99

00:46:19.840 I fucking grew up just, like, pure teenage angst, Limp Bizkit, like, my entire junior 0.99

00:46:27.200 year or something of high school. 1.00

00:46:28.720 Like, it was, that shit slapped so hard. 0.99

00:46:31.500 And fast forward fucking 20 years, and I have Fred Durst fucking in my, in the mentions 1.00

00:46:36.240 to some hit piece about some shit that's out of context with me that's with some chick 0.99

00:46:40.600 who's in a controversy for maybe or maybe not being trafficked. 0.98

00:46:44.080 And he's denying that he's me.

00:46:46.420 And I'm like, I've always wanted to be you. 0.99

00:46:48.560 This is fucking crazy. 0.97

00:46:49.900 This happened today. 0.99

00:46:51.340 It happened an hour ago. 1.00

00:46:52.420 Do you know how fucking crazy that shit is? 1.00

00:46:54.360 This is why I fuck with people. 1.00

00:46:55.900 You used to die, bro. 1.00

00:46:56.580 You used to die.

00:46:58.040 Unbelievable. 1.00

00:46:58.940 This is why I fuck with your show so hard, Sam, because people like Flat Earth. 1.00

00:47:01.940 Is it a spear? 1.00

00:47:03.240 Is it whatever?

00:47:04.240 And you're like, yo, this is like a realm.

00:47:06.220 This is a simulation.

00:47:07.260 And this proves it today.

00:47:08.880 There's no way.

00:47:09.940 You're involved with Eliza Blue, Elon Musk, Fred Durst.

00:47:14.080 Yeah, what is happening here?

00:47:15.640 Petophilia?

00:47:16.180 What is going on? 1.00

00:47:17.160 You just manifested some weird ass shit, bro. 1.00

00:47:20.260 What are you really thinking? 1.00

00:47:22.140 Yo, and I did that interview a year and a half ago at the behest of like a favor to Thaddeus.

00:47:27.040 And then it's like turns into this. 0.96

00:47:29.040 It's just like there is shit that's so inexplicable in all of this that like I can't even wrap my 0.96

00:47:34.240 head around it. 0.99

00:47:34.840 It's so fucking wild. 0.99

00:47:35.100 It's all ones and zeros, bro. 0.99

00:47:36.420 It's all ones and zeros. 0.96

00:47:37.120 The simulation is fucking tripping me out right now. 0.88

00:47:40.200 Broke the simulation by doing an Age of Consent podcast. 0.97

00:47:42.560 Yes.

00:47:44.080 That's all it took.

00:47:45.800 There's a lesson.

00:47:46.500 There's a lesson in that.

00:47:47.360 Don't do that.

00:47:49.600 It is a weird discussion she's having.

00:47:52.380 And you're, I don't know.

00:47:53.680 You kind of got to be like, what is she talking about?

00:47:56.120 You know, but I'm also on my show.

00:47:58.380 It's very weird.

00:47:59.200 I have a weird show because I like to just let people go unless it's like something I fundamentally

00:48:04.840 disagree with.

00:48:06.400 I will let them say some weird.

00:48:07.960 Yeah.

00:48:08.060 That's why Clint let him just roll.

00:48:09.340 He's a, he agrees.

00:48:09.960 I was like, I was like, 13 year olds.

00:48:14.580 Tell me.

00:48:16.380 Could you say it again, but slower?

00:48:18.860 It was like a Phil Donahue used to do that.

00:48:21.720 Just a mix up his crowd and get them all to fight with each other. 1.00

00:48:24.860 He would just encourage them to keep saying the weirdest, the weirdest shit. 1.00

00:48:28.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:29.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:29.800 You're the Jerry Springer of like fucking political podcast. 1.00

00:48:32.860 Oh, that'd be so, that's so fucked up though. 0.99

00:48:34.760 Cause like I have gone out of my way not to be in that arena. 0.98

00:48:37.520 And then it's just, it's just crazy.

00:48:39.780 I really didn't want to talk about this.

00:48:41.160 Cause like, I almost didn't do the show tonight.

00:48:42.540 Cause I've been really bummed out, but then the Fred Durst thing happened and I was like,

00:48:45.420 and I love Sam. 0.99

00:48:46.080 So I was like, fuck it. 1.00

00:48:46.800 I'm going to do this. 0.99

00:48:47.420 Uh, but let's, let's try and keep it funny.

00:48:49.500 Cause this is therapeutic.

00:48:50.420 Let's mix it up.

00:48:51.780 Let's do plugs and we'll move on to the next topic.

00:48:54.440 All right.

00:48:54.960 There you go.

00:48:55.300 All right.

00:48:55.540 Yeah.

00:48:56.120 Yeah.

00:48:56.400 Let's do it.

00:48:58.060 Yeah.

00:48:58.460 Do it.

00:48:58.820 Dickie. 1.00

00:48:59.200 What the fuck? 1.00

00:49:00.000 We'll start with, uh, with my plug because I'm sure. 1.00

00:49:02.320 Go away from music.

00:49:03.100 Go away from music.

00:49:04.580 All right. 1.00

00:49:04.800 What the fuck is going on? 1.00

00:49:07.820 Lower it, Austin. 1.00

00:49:09.020 What the fuck is going on? 0.99

00:49:11.520 My take on the entire, if you could turn down the music just a little bit, that'd be great. 0.99

00:49:15.240 Uh, it is my take on the Eliza situation.

00:49:17.420 I, I explained the context of the video.

00:49:19.940 It's on rumble right now.

00:49:20.940 Also audio catchers, Liberty lockdown, Sam, where can they find you?

00:49:25.340 Go to Sam triple E.com.

00:49:27.640 Uh, I am a shadow band everywhere, but you can try to find me at Sam triple E Instagram

00:49:33.960 at Sam triple E on, um, YouTube and Twitter.

00:49:39.800 I still haven't got everybody else is getting their Twitter back.

00:49:42.720 I can't get my Twitter back.

00:49:45.140 I'm dangerous.

00:49:46.620 It's crazy.

00:49:47.140 You just got it. 1.00

00:49:47.540 You just got to fuck Elon Musk, Sam. 1.00

00:49:50.460 That's right. 1.00

00:49:51.060 Do what Eliza blue did. 1.00

00:49:53.120 Find me at top lobster.com.

00:49:54.940 Uh, go to podcast, merge.com.

00:49:56.620 Check out like Legion of Skank stuff.

00:49:58.100 Part of the problem stuff and top lobster everywhere else. 0.99

00:50:00.860 Thank you.

00:50:01.700 All right.

00:50:02.340 That Dave.

00:50:03.540 Oh, just a defat Dave on Twitter. 0.99

00:50:05.720 Uh, I just on there just stay in random crazy shit, but that's it. 0.97

00:50:09.060 Just follow me there. 0.98

00:50:10.080 All right.

00:50:10.820 Uh, Jose Gally song.

00:50:12.000 You can follow me on Twitter at tower gang, Jose.

00:50:14.660 I will be on Tim cast on February 8th, followed by my homie, Reed Coverdale, the other member

00:50:21.540 of tower gang that's not here on February 9th.

00:50:25.000 But yeah, it's kind of funny that Clint brought up the whole Fred Durst thing. 0.66

00:50:28.920 Now that, uh, fucking Phil from all that remains is a part of the cast. 0.94

00:50:33.420 I will get to meet him. 0.99

00:50:34.840 And he's a fucking, uh, that, uh, fall of ideals album was the soundtrack of my fucking junior year. 0.99

00:50:41.020 So, fuck yeah, that's awesome. 0.99

00:50:44.180 Simulation's working for me. 0.99

00:50:45.160 Not so well for Clint. 0.99

00:50:46.480 Uh, let's fucking, uh, let's keep it going. 0.94

00:50:48.480 Also, yeah, follow my, uh, podcast, No Way Jose, on, uh, YouTube. 0.96

00:50:51.560 All major odd podcasters, Odyssey.

00:50:53.500 Uh, yeah, I'm covering JFK. 0.99

00:50:54.940 Go check out my OKC shit. 0.99

00:50:56.160 I'm hoping to drop some OKC facts on fucking Tim cast. 0.99

00:50:59.540 We'll see how that works. 0.98

00:51:00.440 Top made me a dope shirt for it.

00:51:01.780 All right, go on.

00:51:02.640 Dope.

00:51:02.960 Yeah. 0.95

00:51:03.500 Tower gang toad.

00:51:04.500 I'm back at almost, uh, full strength on Twitter.

00:51:07.680 Uh, go to the Patreon.

00:51:08.960 Patreon.com slash Tower Gang Pod.

00:51:11.680 Uh, subscribe to the Patreon, and you'll get some, uh, bonuses that we got going on.

00:51:16.640 You'll be able to submit to the mailbag and shit as well.

00:51:19.200 And, uh, I was just on Jose's show again last night. 0.98

00:51:22.020 We're talking about Hans Herman Hoppe, who I believe was also the, uh, sex professor,

00:51:27.080 sex expert at UNLV, uh, when Sam was going there.

00:51:30.500 So.

00:51:33.640 All right.

00:51:34.660 Hell yeah.

00:51:35.140 Hell yeah.

00:51:35.740 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:51:36.160 What do you, what do you even know about, uh, fucking OKC? 0.99

00:51:41.640 Because I know Jose, like, would just love to hear that. 0.98

00:51:44.960 Who did it? 1.00

00:51:45.800 What do you know about that shit? 1.00

00:51:47.300 What do you know about that? 1.00

00:51:48.840 OKC?

00:51:49.340 Yeah, man.

00:51:50.180 Um, there's a lot going on there all the time.

00:51:53.520 You know, you just got to ask, are there feds?

00:51:56.140 Do the feds have an office in the building?

00:51:58.480 And did they show up that day?

00:52:00.080 And the answer is always no.

00:52:01.300 Same thing on 9-11, you know, Nick Kroll's dad and brothers in, uh, Black Ops, private

00:52:09.220 intelligence service didn't show up that day.

00:52:11.520 So, you know, it's very interesting because they also talked about how, uh, no street vendors

00:52:17.620 showed up that day on 9-11 as well.

00:52:20.780 Whenever they find the person immediately, that's always a sign that sums up, uh, just a

00:52:27.720 lot of chaos on that day and what was in that building, all this evidence, you know, a lot

00:52:33.500 of people don't even talk about like a 9-11 about like building six and like what was in

00:52:39.960 building six, which was the El Dorado task force, which was like a, uh, a task force that

00:52:45.920 like 50 different government agencies pooled their, uh, resources to look for money laundering

00:52:52.160 for, uh, for terrorism and man, they just drilled that thing right down to the ground.

00:52:57.920 So, uh, yeah, OKC is completely crazy.

00:53:00.820 Timothy McVeigh, he had a therapist that was like, um, what is his name? 0.79

00:53:06.160 He was a, his, uh, he was a protege of fucking Jolly West and Jolly West also was someone who

00:53:11.820 was helping out with the, uh, the victims of the time helping out, you know? 0.73

00:53:15.660 Yeah.

00:53:16.100 With Charles Manson and Sirhan Sirhan and all these guys, he's like, kind of, he's kind of like

00:53:21.920 that coroner that seems to show up at all these high impact events.

00:53:25.520 He's like, Oh, I'll look at these dead bodies.

00:53:27.260 I just happen to be in the neighborhood again, you know? 1.00

00:53:29.820 So, uh, a motherfucker who talked to Jack Ruby right before he was getting evaluated 0.99

00:53:34.240 by other people. 1.00

00:53:35.220 Yeah.

00:53:35.620 I mean, so it's, it's, it's, you really wonder if any of these things would ever happen

00:53:39.860 if there wasn't an invisible hand involved in any of it.

00:53:43.500 So it's, I just wonder where humanity would be if it wasn't for these kind of like dark arts 1.00

00:53:49.880 occultist people. 0.96

00:53:51.140 And I'm really starting to get into some really weird shit about Malachians versus Luciferians 0.99

00:53:57.500 versus higher vibrational. 0.93

00:53:59.360 So it's interesting.

00:54:01.180 Which do you prefer, Sam?

00:54:03.140 Okay.

00:54:03.720 The higher vibrational, but I also think that like.

00:54:07.080 No, I mean, Luciferians, the Malachians, yeah.

00:54:09.840 And Luciferians.

00:54:10.640 We already know the answer.

00:54:11.520 You broke it down.

00:54:12.120 But go on.

00:54:12.920 If you go, who's who?

00:54:14.480 Like, I think like Trump, Freemasons are Luciferians. 0.52

00:54:18.100 I think Hillary, Henry Kissinger, you know, Klaus Schwab, they're all Malachians. 1.00

00:54:23.740 So it's like, would you, you know, like I always think Trump is like a crime boss and

00:54:28.180 Hillary Clinton is into like the dark arts, the, you know, the Kronos, Black Cube, Saturn, 0.96

00:54:35.040 you know, pedophile stuff.

00:54:36.440 Like, who'd you rather live on your block? 0.84

00:54:39.020 Whose block would you rather live on? 1.00

00:54:40.660 A crime boss is, or some satanic pedophile. 0.99

00:54:44.420 So that's kind of my opinion. 0.91

00:54:46.080 I can't remember who your guest was in that recent episode where you broke up, broke down

00:54:49.220 the Molochs versus Luciferians, but I legit was listening to it.

00:54:51.840 And I was like, these Luciferians sound pretty dope.

00:54:54.220 Am I Luciferian?

00:54:55.820 I kind of agree with everything they're saying.

00:54:58.940 Well, it's kind of interesting because Lucifer is mentioned one time in the Bible as a bear

00:55:04.800 of light, right?

00:55:06.280 But if you go back, I had this guy named Esoteric Eddie on it.

00:55:09.980 Like, and the show did like huge numbers because, you know, he's a great guy.

00:55:14.180 He's a friend of mine, but I, you know, sometimes if you have like Eddie Bravo will blow up or

00:55:19.500 like an Alex Jones blow up, but this guy got huge, huge numbers and he was breaking down

00:55:24.700 like basically, you know, the, the history of the term Lucifer.

00:55:29.420 And there's actually a saint out there called St. Lucifer.

00:55:33.320 And this was a guy that was challenging the Vatican and what people would most likely be

00:55:39.880 like the Venetians on like the story of like, or basically organized religion versus

00:55:47.180 spirituality and organized religion was very much trying to harden everything to get everyone

00:55:52.780 to believe, you know, Jesus, son of God and all that stuff.

00:55:56.140 And then you get into like the council of Sinai or whatever it's called and how they were

00:56:00.440 all son worshipers, but then they're, then they're pushing son of God, son God.

00:56:04.960 It's like super interesting.

00:56:06.880 And like how they kind of labeled this guy as like, they took his name and kind of like

00:56:13.920 demonized.

00:56:14.720 So it's, I like, here's my whole thing.

00:56:16.240 Cause I, again, I was talking to Duncan Trussell today about the Demi urge and what that represents.

00:56:20.640 By the way, if you ever want to go into how feminists have fucked everything up, study 1.00

00:56:25.420 the Demi urge. 0.97

00:56:26.480 Okay.

00:56:27.120 Like that's an interesting story that God has both male and female.

00:56:31.260 Well, the female part is called Sophia. 0.98

00:56:33.840 And Sophia decides she doesn't need them. 0.98

00:56:35.980 I don't need a man to make life. 1.00

00:56:38.240 And she made the, she made her own child, which turned out to be the Demi urge, which a

00:56:43.320 lot of people believe is the false God of the first, of the angry God of the first Testament

00:56:49.240 who created this false reality.

00:56:51.280 And we're in this, this reincarnation loop.

00:56:53.840 So when you go into the light, which is, you're not supposed to do your archons, right?

00:56:59.160 Who like kind of disguise themselves as your, as your dead relatives.

00:57:03.160 So like you're dying, there's grandma. 1.00

00:57:05.280 She's like, come to the light, tell grandma to fuck off. 1.00

00:57:09.540 Archon. 1.00

00:57:10.080 And you're supposed to say, I don't want to go into the light.

00:57:12.320 I want to go back to the real reality.

00:57:13.840 It's just super interesting.

00:57:15.760 That's fascinating. 0.97

00:57:16.320 We're going fucking deep, man. 0.95

00:57:18.060 Yeah, we're like, we're like, all right. 0.98

00:57:19.340 You can call the hammer of the gods, Sam.

00:57:21.460 I do Luis J. Gomez's show.

00:57:24.220 And he's always like, tell us about conspiracies.

00:57:26.220 I'm like, you don't want to hear it.

00:57:27.700 And then he talks about it.

00:57:28.440 He's like, dude, that's too deep for us.

00:57:30.000 I go, I told you that.

00:57:31.720 Like, don't do too much.

00:57:34.220 No, Sam, it's not deep enough, bro.

00:57:35.920 It's not deep enough.

00:57:36.620 No, we know.

00:57:37.360 You can't get to the back of our mussy. 0.95

00:57:41.040 I actually love your show.

00:57:42.560 I listen to it regularly, although on my show, I typically cover stuff that's more palatable to normies.

00:57:48.920 And I'll be honest, I listen to a lot of your stuff.

00:57:50.520 I don't buy it all.

00:57:51.640 I mean, I find it to be interesting, fun thought experiment.

00:57:53.880 He doesn't believe in the numerology stuff. 1.00

00:57:55.560 No, I think numerology is fucking ridiculous. 0.99

00:57:57.980 I think it's undiagnosed schizophrenia if I'm being honest. 0.99

00:58:00.300 Yeah, for real.

00:58:01.260 For real, for real.

00:58:02.360 I'll tell you why.

00:58:03.160 I think people get lost in when they're just looking into numbers, into everything.

00:58:08.200 But again, like, I just like to give people a chance to explain what they think.

00:58:13.740 I'm very much into, like, old, old school astrology.

00:58:17.920 Not necessarily Western astrology, which is like hot chicks. 0.69

00:58:22.960 Yeah, I was going to say that.

00:58:23.700 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:23.800 Yeah, no, not that shit. 0.99

00:58:25.520 Not the way it makes it. 0.98

00:58:26.740 Like, Vedic astrology and stuff like that.

00:58:28.040 That stuff interests me.

00:58:29.800 And I do believe that that is the knowledge that the elites want to keep from everybody.

00:58:35.020 And the hidden history.

00:58:36.700 Whether Tartaria is real or not and everyone's coming out that it's a giant sign-up, that's definitely possible.

00:58:41.500 But, I mean, we do know that there is, like, hidden history and they're hiding from us how important we are.

00:58:48.720 And, you know, you kind of get, you know, you know, Eddie Bravo always talks about, like, how he's in the flat earth.

00:58:54.560 And he used to be against Anunnaki.

00:58:56.580 But I'm also like, you know, the Anunnaki, the fallen angels, you know, Enki. 0.97

00:59:02.080 And they all might be the same thing.

00:59:03.940 Nephilim.

00:59:04.760 Yeah.

00:59:05.240 Well, the Nephilim, like, in the Bible, they talk about, you know, fallen and came down and made it with the daughters of man.

00:59:11.600 Like, that sounds like the Anunnaki and what that's all about.

00:59:15.020 So, I think there's a lot of things being said in different words that are all saying the same thing.

00:59:20.700 You know, I think the Son of God is the best example.

00:59:22.820 Because it's like that is, they worship the Son, the Son of God.

00:59:26.860 It's just too strange.

00:59:28.000 That story comes up a lot.

00:59:29.660 But one of the craziest things about the Old Testament, I don't know.

00:59:31.880 You probably remember, Cole. 0.99

00:59:33.700 It was, fuck, the city that God burned to fire. 1.00

00:59:38.280 Sodom and Gomorrah. 1.00

00:59:39.220 Sodom and Gomorrah, yeah.

00:59:40.280 So, I think, like, a lot went there with a couple people.

00:59:42.260 And they were trying to, like, get 10 or so to be, like, we're not bad.

00:59:46.100 And one of the most interesting parts that sticks out to me is, like, they bought angels.

00:59:49.780 They had two angels with them.

00:59:50.960 And they went into this house real quick because it was just, like, chaos and orgies in the streets.

00:59:54.500 And dudes were knocking on the door, like, yo, we know you got those angels in there. 1.00

00:59:57.880 Yeah, we want to pound that ass. 1.00

00:59:59.300 Let us find those angels. 1.00

01:00:00.600 And I'm like, what is going on? 0.98

01:00:02.760 And it's like, if you think about it, it's like, were you fucking angels all the time? 1.00

01:00:05.780 Like, would you, like, yo, I know that angel pussy's the best. 1.00

01:00:08.000 Like, we're going to get, we're going to fuck some angel pussy today. 1.00

01:00:10.240 It's crazy shit. 1.00

01:00:11.340 What was going on? 1.00

01:00:13.000 Was it angels fucking? 1.00

01:00:14.380 Or did the angels do the fucking? 1.00

01:00:16.440 Like, were these angels coming down here? 1.00

01:00:19.400 And, like, I have a whole joke about how coarse chicks like fallen angels archons because they're like bad boys, right? 1.00

01:00:25.440 And there's no bigger bad boy than a fucking fallen angel, right? 0.99

01:00:29.360 That's why it's called a wingman. 0.99

01:00:31.380 In this story.

01:00:32.980 That's why it's called a wingman.

01:00:34.400 Look at that. 0.99

01:00:35.940 Don't fucking enable him, Sam. 0.99

01:00:37.860 Please. 0.99

01:00:38.380 Jesus.

01:00:39.460 That was pretty good.

01:00:40.720 That was pretty good.

01:00:41.280 It was good.

01:00:41.660 It was good.

01:00:42.060 That was a good one.

01:00:42.560 But, no, in this story, the angels were just, like, escorting Lot and his people. 0.99

01:00:47.420 And the regular dudes were, like, they spotted him because they looked like they were probably all fucking, like, glitching out and shit. 0.97

01:00:52.540 And they were like, oh, there's angels. 1.00

01:00:53.340 Let's go fuck those angels. 1.00

01:00:54.560 Crazy shit, man. 1.00

01:00:55.480 One of the best parts after that is Lot goes, no, you can't fuck the angels. 1.00

01:00:58.700 I'll give you my daughter. 1.00

01:01:00.060 Yeah, you can fuck the angels. 1.00

01:01:01.220 You can fuck my daughter. 1.00

01:01:02.960 They're like, no, no. 1.00

01:01:04.680 They're like, no, give me the angel, dick, and pussy. 1.00

01:01:08.120 I want to add to that. 1.00

01:01:09.740 Biblically accurate.

01:01:10.680 I don't know. 1.00

01:01:11.220 There's multiple different versions of biblically accurate angels, but they're all fucking ridiculous. 0.99

01:01:15.600 The wings and the eyes. 0.99

01:01:16.460 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:16.760 So, like, the idea that you saw that, I'm like, yo, I'm going to fuck that. 0.99

01:01:21.020 It's one of those Sam Tripoli things. 0.99

01:01:22.280 They probably, like, they came to that.

01:01:23.920 If they were looking at an angel, they came, and now that's, like, that's the only way that they can come.

01:01:27.180 That's all they can get off on.

01:01:29.320 They're just hunting angels forever.

01:01:31.220 Imagine.

01:01:31.840 Solomon and Gamora is just people. 0.93

01:01:33.420 They're all fucking each other, but no one's coming because, like, there's, like, no angels. 0.99

01:01:37.080 So, like, when the angels came, they're like, oh, shit, now we can bust. 1.00

01:01:41.900 Just chafeskin all day. 1.00

01:01:43.640 Little Dicky, bring up biblically accurate angels just so we understand the idea of what they're trying to fuck. 0.99

01:01:49.340 Because that's what makes it weird. 0.97

01:01:50.500 I feel like we've done this before.

01:01:52.120 Quick question.

01:01:53.100 Are you, that conversation you had with Duncan, will it be on Family Hour, or?

01:01:57.260 Well, I talked to him.

01:01:58.540 We just wanted to have a conversation, and he's like, you want podcasting?

01:02:01.560 He goes, I can do it now.

01:02:02.580 But then all the power in Texas went out, which is crazy because it's happening all the time now. 0.97

01:02:08.920 But yeah, a couple weeks ago, whenever all of, like, the airlines went down, like, they were just like, oh, yeah, just all this shit is down now. 0.98

01:02:16.960 Here we go. 0.98

01:02:17.880 Wait, that happened again?

01:02:19.140 Enlarge, dog.

01:02:19.960 Enlarge. 1.00

01:02:20.040 Dude, my dick is hard as a rock right now. 1.00

01:02:21.960 Yeah, dude. 1.00

01:02:22.860 It's like an inkblot test.

01:02:24.100 What is this?

01:02:25.140 I don't know. 0.99

01:02:25.640 It looks like tits. 1.00

01:02:26.580 Well, yeah. 1.00

01:02:27.320 Whenever I see an inkblot test, I think it's a vagina, so, like, I definitely want to put my dick in this. 1.00

01:02:31.580 Yeah, imagine seeing that and being like, yo, I want to fuck that. 1.00

01:02:34.740 Some wild dudes back in the day, man. 1.00

01:02:37.080 Them dudes fucked. 1.00

01:02:38.040 Yeah, I respect it. 1.00

01:02:39.700 You know, Sam, I would be remiss if I, because these guys are a bunch of fucking normies. 0.98

01:02:42.880 They try to act like they're conspiracy people, but they're really not. 0.99

01:02:45.200 Look, we just don't have schizophrenia.

01:02:46.460 I've watched a lot of Wendigoon, okay, Top?

01:02:48.920 That's like Wendigoon. 1.00

01:02:50.960 Wendigoon is, like, entry-level shit, bro. 1.00

01:02:52.740 Dude, I love that guy. 0.99

01:02:54.000 I don't know if Sam has ever heard of him.

01:02:55.260 He's a great follow-on. 1.00

01:02:56.040 Oh, shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:02:58.440 Cole is a man crush on. 1.00

01:02:59.820 Cole is gay. 0.99

01:03:00.420 I really do. 1.00

01:03:01.480 He's followed him already, so shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:03:03.720 Have you watched the iceberg? 1.00

01:03:04.960 I was watching this day about angels today that he put out.

01:03:08.040 It was in a biblical, like, tier list.

01:03:12.560 It was so great.

01:03:13.520 Sorry.

01:03:13.900 Tell me more about Wendigoon, Cole.

01:03:16.960 Anyway.

01:03:17.900 Jesus Christ.

01:03:19.280 All right.

01:03:19.620 I don't even know how.

01:03:20.460 I had a good segue into this a couple minutes ago.

01:03:22.500 Because you have your vibrations.

01:03:24.440 My vibrational theory.

01:03:25.740 I told it, like, twice here.

01:03:27.820 And the guys just give me.

01:03:28.720 I love vibrations here, guys.

01:03:29.880 Every time I say it, they give me this blank, like, NPC stare.

01:03:33.600 Just like they're like, I don't get it.

01:03:36.000 But I know you're going to get it, Sam.

01:03:37.680 I get it. 0.93

01:03:38.200 I just think it's retarded. 1.00

01:03:39.460 But go on.

01:03:40.460 I might get it.

01:03:42.040 This is the theory to everything.

01:03:43.480 And it kind of ties into you.

01:03:44.440 You reminded me when you said, like, the Lucifer thing.

01:03:46.500 So, biblically, like, when they talk about Lucifer, he was, like, the greatest angel.

01:03:50.700 He was decorated with tendrils and other things like that.

01:03:54.660 And some people say that he was God's greatest musician.

01:03:57.480 Which kind of, like, makes me think about.

01:04:00.080 So, I'm a musician as well.

01:04:01.600 And I got deep into theory.

01:04:03.520 And then I got into synesthesia and color theory and stuff like this.

01:04:06.360 And I'm also an artist, as you know.

01:04:07.600 I draw.

01:04:07.960 So, I deal with, like, light and color.

01:04:10.360 And when you really break this stuff down, it just comes down to ones and zeros.

01:04:13.960 Like, the vibration of an A note is 440 hertz per second.

01:04:18.240 And then the vibration of the color red, it vibrates almost on the same spectrum.

01:04:23.220 So, like, people like Kanye West who said that they have synesthesia or other people who have perfect pitch, they will correlate colors to sound.

01:04:30.720 And there's something more to that.

01:04:32.020 There's, like, another dimension.

01:04:33.620 Yeah, Hendrix did that.

01:04:34.600 Yeah.

01:04:35.040 Yeah, Hendrix.

01:04:35.560 There's a lot of people.

01:04:36.280 Even Pharrell and Neo, they have this kind of thing to varying levels.

01:04:39.820 But there's a dimension that we're not looking at.

01:04:42.200 And the funny thing is it comes to ones and zeros, this numerology stuff.

01:04:46.660 But it's just kind of weird how, like, we're manipulated by music, which is the devil's playground.

01:04:51.660 That's Lucifer's greatest tool.

01:04:54.060 And that's all, like, that's all manipulated through vibration.

01:04:57.040 Then you go to, like, what Tesla said, where if you want to understand the greatest mysteries of the world, you have to understand vibration and energy and things like this.

01:05:06.720 So, in a nutshell, that's my theory.

01:05:09.480 And it extrapolates to just about everything.

01:05:12.040 It touches – every time somebody brings something up, I'm like, there's a vibrational theory. 0.98

01:05:15.540 You're always talking about, like, oh, this is, like, low vibrational energy shit. 0.95

01:05:21.840 I think vibration is everything. 0.98

01:05:23.600 I think people don't realize what they're consuming.

01:05:27.000 It's, like, it's, like, this thing about I'm really – I push, especially in my recovery meetings, which is easy versus simple, right?

01:05:35.700 It's, like, you know, easy is culture.

01:05:38.740 Culture is the enemy of nature. 1.00

01:05:40.300 And, you know, easy is, like, fast food, alcohol, drugs, pornography, like, pop culture, real housewives of, you know, blah, blah, blah, whatever dog shit rapping is going on right now. 1.00

01:05:55.300 I mean, Glorilla. 0.99

01:05:56.980 Have you ever listened to Glorilla?

01:05:58.540 I mean, it's, like, what are we doing here as a society? 0.99

01:06:01.580 Like, that's low vibrational shit. 0.98

01:06:04.040 Then you got easy – I mean, simple, which is – 0.99

01:06:06.640 This is cool.

01:06:07.120 Working out, eating right, prayer, all that stuff. 0.95

01:06:11.000 I don't want to get too, like, spiritual here, but, you know, like, all that stuff is higher vibrational shit. 0.85

01:06:17.540 And, like, the hertz in the music is done through a certain way to lower your vibration.

01:06:22.420 It's everything if you study the hermetic principles, which is, like, to me, they took the hermetic principles, hardened them, took out all the mysticism of it, and they're called the laws of physics.

01:06:33.820 That's basically what they did. 0.98

01:06:35.400 Oh, that's cool as fuck. 0.99

01:06:36.100 Well, you know what? 0.96

01:06:37.120 What Top is really getting at here, if everything is really just a series of ones and zeros, then you're saying that we are all code and that everything is a simulation.

01:06:46.620 That's what you're getting at, right?

01:06:47.920 I don't know what this is.

01:06:49.860 It could be a holographic universe.

01:06:51.560 I think it's way more interesting than they're ever telling us.

01:06:55.480 They want you to think you live on a rock hurling through space, even though there's none of it makes any sense.

01:07:01.940 The numbers, how far the earth is from the sun is, like, all this occult.

01:07:08.440 I think it's, like, 93 million miles, which is a Thelema number.

01:07:13.240 Like, everything in 9-11 was a Thelema number.

01:07:16.400 Like, it's all there.

01:07:17.680 And it's, like, people just can't see it or they don't want to believe it because they don't understand that the lying that's being done to everybody.

01:07:25.300 So when you go everything's binary, I totally agree with that.

01:07:28.440 Did you see that DeMar Hamlin post?

01:07:30.800 The Bills said, like, oh, he's back.

01:07:33.040 They said, he's back, number three. 0.99

01:07:34.800 And then they put another fucking number three in the post. 0.99

01:07:37.300 And I was like, come on, guys. 0.99

01:07:38.300 And it was, like, the big one.

01:07:39.600 It wasn't, like, just two threes.

01:07:41.120 It was, like, in blue.

01:07:42.300 Like, come on, dude.

01:07:43.760 It was, like, how obvious is it?

01:07:45.800 It had the occult symbolism in it. 1.00

01:07:47.940 And at best, that whole thing was a honeypot to make, again, to make conspiracy theorists look stupid. 1.00

01:07:55.400 At worst, it was a deep fake. 0.99

01:07:57.640 So I don't know what the answer is.

01:07:59.780 I just realized that they are now trying to discredit us by putting out these stories and these controlled oppositions within the conspiracy world are pushing these narratives.

01:08:11.860 Like, you remember with the Paul Pelosi stuff, that they were both in their tighty-whities.

01:08:16.560 And then that wasn't true.

01:08:19.280 You know, like, the other guy was in khaki shorts.

01:08:21.980 So, like, who opens the door?

01:08:24.440 Who opens the door to let everybody know what's going on?

01:08:26.820 And there was another story I can't remember right now. 0.99

01:08:29.760 But all of it is just meant to make conspiracy theorists look so stupid because we've been winning. 0.99

01:08:35.220 And if you study that the other side, they celebrate these losses. 0.99

01:08:39.340 Like, they've just won the Super Bowl.

01:08:41.760 You know?

01:08:42.840 Like, it doesn't matter that since, like, Hillary Clinton stole.

01:08:45.900 Like, we've been right forever.

01:08:47.280 But it really gets obvious when we realize that Hillary Clinton stole the primary from Bernie Sanders, which is the whole reason I did tinfoil hat.

01:08:59.600 That's what kicked it off.

01:09:01.040 But it's like we've been winning ever since then.

01:09:02.860 So, even if we got the Mar-Hamlin wrong or whatever his name is, like, we're, like, 90 and 1.

01:09:08.740 But they don't care because they just celebrate that 1.

01:09:11.840 That 1 is, like, everything to them because it allows them to go back to sleep.

01:09:16.640 Me and Top have talked about this, I think, on here.

01:09:18.800 Is that they're kind of like vampires.

01:09:21.740 Is that they have to show their – they have to tell you what they're doing.

01:09:25.080 But they have to do it kind of in a sly way because – and that's how –

01:09:28.140 And so, like, every time they do, like, the different occult symbols, they're, like –

01:09:31.760 They're showing it to you because they have to. 0.96

01:09:33.720 In their mind, some weird – whatever fucked up moral system they have. 0.97

01:09:36.820 You got to let them in. 0.99

01:09:37.960 You got to let them in.

01:09:38.520 And it's also – I used to think it was that, you know, they would just give you –

01:09:43.200 They're also bragging. 0.99

01:09:45.100 They're also bragging to the other occultists that we pulled this shit off. 0.99

01:09:49.700 That's what they do. 0.98

01:09:50.480 What you're describing, Sam, is, like, the corporate news, they don't have to be truthful ever.

01:09:56.800 And they're never held accountable.

01:09:58.180 However, our circle, we have to pitch no-hitters every time we're out there.

01:10:03.420 We can't get anything wrong because if we get one thing wrong, everything we've said is discredited.

01:10:08.040 You nod one time at a pedophilia statement.

01:10:11.220 Yeah.

01:10:11.720 At your friend Durst.

01:10:13.080 Look, this is –

01:10:13.720 What's up out here?

01:10:14.500 Do you see my name?

01:10:16.180 Yeah.

01:10:16.540 Dude, I just don't even claim to be 100% truthful then.

01:10:19.540 Don't even try. 0.99

01:10:21.400 This is why you go the top lobster route and just fucking full-on just clowns it. 0.99

01:10:25.300 Exactly. 0.99

01:10:25.540 Every time someone gets hurt, like, they fucking break a leg. 0.99

01:10:28.960 Were they vaccinated? 0.99

01:10:29.940 You know, like –

01:10:30.340 Yeah.

01:10:30.560 Don't be like that. 0.99

01:10:31.180 Top has the perfect lane because all he does is say insane shit 24-7 and everyone loves him anyways. 1.00

01:10:39.360 It's, like, it's the perfect – I don't know how the fuck you got that lane. 0.99

01:10:42.020 I can tell you why. 0.99

01:10:42.840 I've seen it multiple times when someone tries to call you out and you're like, I don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:10:47.740 They're like, hey, man, that's not true. 0.99

01:10:49.220 And you're like, I don't care.

01:10:50.420 It's because Top has leverage because he's the design and merch guy and nobody can get it on his bad side.

01:10:56.120 Maybe.

01:10:56.480 That's a little annoying.

01:10:57.520 I want people to try to, like – I would like people to be angry at me the way they're angry at you, but it just doesn't happen for whatever reason.

01:11:02.760 But Sam is right. 0.78

01:11:03.960 They get that one win and then they fucking celebrate and I just won't allow it. 1.00

01:11:07.740 Even if I'm wrong, I'm still spiking the football on these faggots. 1.00

01:11:11.000 I don't care. 1.00

01:11:12.400 Because they do it all the time to us.

01:11:14.240 So why should we give them anything better?

01:11:17.160 I'm telling you.

01:11:18.320 There's still something going on with DeMar Hamlin.

01:11:20.480 Like I think it is true that he's not –

01:11:22.160 That's not normal.

01:11:22.840 Yeah, he was not at that game and I think there's definitely something wrong with him.

01:11:26.040 That was the funniest thing was that video because they had – they had it like in the whatever like press box.

01:11:33.080 They had a video from behind him so you could see like the back of them.

01:11:36.340 But then they would switch to –

01:11:36.800 Homeboy's wearing a GIP mask for God's sake.

01:11:38.600 Yeah, then they would switch to a camera that was across the stadium and be like, zoom in.

01:11:43.300 It's non-linear warfare.

01:11:44.540 Through a blizzard.

01:11:45.560 Yeah.

01:11:46.080 They were like, yeah, that makes sense.

01:11:48.720 It's non-linear warfare.

01:11:50.140 They want us to never be able to come together in agreement on everything.

01:11:54.800 So they give you enough for both sides to be like, see, I told you, and then nobody ever comes together.

01:12:01.060 I was talking to somebody about this.

01:12:03.020 It was the Paradise shooting.

01:12:05.800 They had a teacher say, I saw a cop in heavy armor shooting kids with a weird gun.

01:12:15.040 And you go, how does that make it to broadcast?

01:12:19.360 How does that get by all these people?

01:12:22.300 And you're like, it didn't get by.

01:12:23.680 It was actually pushed forward because they wanted that out because that would empower the conspiracy theorists to go to war with the normies.

01:12:32.740 So they do that all the time.

01:12:34.440 It's an old KGB thing that they do, which is they fund both sides of the argument, you know, and it's like done.

01:12:43.700 So I'm more and more pulling out going, OK, I'm going to stop chasing everything that's talked about.

01:12:51.120 I'm going to wait a little while and see how it plays out because they really are losing the information more.

01:12:58.540 So now what they've done is they're going to try to discredit us by making us hang ourselves.

01:13:03.280 Yeah.

01:13:03.780 Also, and then also gaslight, too, because I don't know if you saw it the other day.

01:13:07.080 They're starting to do the gaslight now that the that the lockdowns either didn't happen one that almost got me with that.

01:13:13.680 Yeah.

01:13:13.840 Oh, they didn't happen or they weren't that bad.

01:13:18.020 Like they were like, it was just like you couldn't get takeout.

01:13:20.320 But if you look, if you look at the people, if you look at the people that I interacted with that were saying that they were like overt Marxists in their handles.

01:13:27.780 And I was like, I was like, oh, yeah, because you guys want totalitarianism.

01:13:31.240 Of course you didn't think it was that bad.

01:13:32.560 But I need to point out something real quick. 0.99

01:13:34.100 This is really important because the DeMar Hamlin story, the original theory that set the world on fire is like this motherfucker had a vax injury and he just dropped dead on the field or he or he had a heart attack. 0.97

01:13:46.040 And like now he's in the hospital. 0.97

01:13:47.440 He had commotion.

01:13:48.680 Then it migrates to he's dead because no one's seen him.

01:13:54.240 So that's that's the mislead.

01:13:56.440 Like the story, the original like real concern here is that the vaccine fucked this guy up.

01:14:01.600 Right. Now, now, no one talks about that.

01:14:04.760 It's all like probably was alive. 1.00

01:14:06.460 Look at you idiots. 1.00

01:14:07.220 And it's like, well, then they've already won the fucking the fight on that one. 1.00

01:14:11.020 Yeah, I'm totally with you on that one. 0.97

01:14:13.200 It's like and that was done on purpose.

01:14:15.020 They keep changing the goalposts and that's what they do.

01:14:18.240 And like, I don't know if you guys do anything on Rockman, but a.m.

01:14:22.820 Wake up.

01:14:23.780 Yeah, those are my guys.

01:14:25.300 Steven pasta pasta.

01:14:27.180 They brought up some really good, really good point about like Marxism.

01:14:31.600 Versus what's going on in this cop, which country, which they call college Marxism.

01:14:37.000 I call cultural Marxism.

01:14:38.900 It's different than what's happening in Latin America because Latin America has to deal with like CIA coups all the time.

01:14:46.880 So they have to come together against the government.

01:14:50.580 So but what's happening here is this again, this empowering of rich kids and, you know, all this cultural Marxism, which you watch is the empowering of ethnic minorities, alternative lifestyle, gender wars.

01:15:05.480 That's not that's not what's happening in Latin America.

01:15:08.040 And that's kind of why they're having problems with this immigration problem, because everybody's leaving those Marxist countries and coming to America. 0.85

01:15:18.900 And they're like, I like it here. 1.00

01:15:21.140 Fuck that. 1.00

01:15:21.680 Close the door behind me. 1.00

01:15:23.180 We got a bunch of crazy people trying to get in here. 1.00

01:15:26.660 We got all these fucking Mexicans still trying to get in here. 1.00

01:15:28.960 We got all these fucking Mexicans still trying to get in here. 1.00

01:15:29.000 We got all these fucking wetbacks. 1.00

01:15:30.980 I used to think Mexico has a border wall. 1.00

01:15:34.480 Nobody talks about that.

01:15:36.000 They have their own border wall trying to stop everything.

01:15:38.400 So it's super interesting.

01:15:40.380 I don't know what how this ends.

01:15:43.920 I just think it's just by a bunch.

01:15:46.220 I think I think it ends with the bubble burst first, the actual economic bubble burst.

01:15:50.860 And then it's just going to become like, all right, these people can't fend for themselves.

01:15:54.460 And then it just becomes all out.

01:15:55.960 They will just attack physically or whatever they can.

01:15:59.800 This thing where they think there's like some weird kind of wars, whether they're race wars or ideology wars, like there's not enough of the other side to put up any fight, whatever, whatever you want to break it down into a war.

01:16:16.480 There's not enough of one side.

01:16:18.180 So it's like January 6th was they tried to create this chaos is like Antifa, like ways are the right.

01:16:25.700 But the right isn't like that.

01:16:27.460 That's not how they are.

01:16:28.320 The right, when she gets crazy, they they circle the wagons and bunker down and then only start curb stopping. 0.99

01:16:36.280 If you if it gets out of control, which is Canoga, right, or whatever, Kenosha, with like the calorie now shit. 0.97

01:16:45.080 It's like, OK, you guys are getting out. 0.98

01:16:47.460 Now the grownups are going to show up with guns and you've got you found out the grownups, 60 grownups, 17 years old. 0.85

01:16:55.340 Yeah, like it's so crazy watching these guys defend this, defend that pedophile who's calling people a white guy, calling people the N word who was a pedophile. 0.78

01:17:08.080 That's right. 0.87

01:17:08.500 And they're defending him.

01:17:10.480 It could be any one of us, any one of us here. 1.00

01:17:13.080 Look, if you're if you're old enough to kill a pedophile, then you're old enough to fuck Eliza Blue. 1.00

01:17:18.800 So we're talking about the wall and Mexicans and stuff. 1.00

01:17:31.220 You reminded me that you got to hook us up with XG, man.

01:17:33.380 I think you would have a blast on the show if you could hook us up.

01:17:36.200 Yeah, he's dope.

01:17:37.140 He would love XG.

01:17:38.340 It's his birthday today.

01:17:40.040 Oh, happy birthday.

01:17:41.220 Happy birthday.

01:17:41.880 Nobody tells me their birthday.

01:17:45.860 So they're like, hey, it's my birthday.

01:17:47.100 I'm like, why didn't you tell me?

01:17:48.220 So I just give them money.

01:17:49.840 Like, it's just nice.

01:17:50.700 I feel bad.

01:17:51.420 I'm the worst kid ever of all time. 1.00

01:17:54.360 If anyone tells me it's their birthday as an adult, I'm like, shut up, faggot. 1.00

01:17:57.480 Sam, I'm sorry. 0.99

01:17:58.400 I'm sorry to ask this question again, but I didn't get clarification.

01:18:01.160 Did you end up being able to record with Donkey?

01:18:03.340 Because the two of you combined is like probably my favorite podcast combo.

01:18:06.460 No, we did.

01:18:07.440 Like I said, we were talking about doing it.

01:18:09.720 But the power went out, so you couldn't.

01:18:11.160 And then the generator gave out.

01:18:13.460 He's like, I got to go.

01:18:14.680 I got to fix my generator. 1.00

01:18:16.380 Shit. 1.00

01:18:17.200 You old lady flipped the breaker. 1.00

01:18:19.860 You have some episodes with him on Tim Paul Hatt, like maybe from a year ago.

01:18:23.360 He's a big part of Tim Paul Hatt kind of taking off.

01:18:27.600 Like, I was very blessed that some of my friends came on my show.

01:18:31.160 We did Swapcast, which Doug Stanop had invented, where you both record and then you both put it

01:18:37.860 out together at the same time.

01:18:40.260 People don't do that as much as they used to.

01:18:43.420 But I think those are great for people kind of getting each other's audience.

01:18:49.420 Hell yeah, dude.

01:18:50.280 We did that.

01:18:51.420 We did it with Chrissy Mayer.

01:18:52.460 We did it with Chrissy Mayer and Carol.

01:18:54.020 Way early.

01:18:55.060 Yeah.

01:18:55.560 I love Chrissy Mayer.

01:18:56.600 She's great. 0.99

01:18:57.800 Like, she gets so much shit on the internet, and I don't understand why. 0.99

01:19:01.860 And people just, there's just like. 0.99

01:19:03.520 Ginger. 0.87

01:19:04.120 Red hair.

01:19:04.740 Oh, yeah, red hair.

01:19:06.120 It's also that this weird thing about, like, people love status quo.

01:19:11.460 And they really love, like, you know, if you guys follow, like, sports, Scott Van Pelt said

01:19:18.060 this one time about how, like, he noticed that, like, when the critics pick a guy, an

01:19:24.320 athlete, a prospect, that prospect can do no wrong ever.

01:19:28.440 But when someone comes out of nowhere that they didn't see coming and flourishes, everything

01:19:35.480 that guy does, they're just nitpicking, nitpicking, nitpicking.

01:19:38.880 And that kind of gets in the content creating as well, like, or within traditional legacy

01:19:43.260 media.

01:19:43.860 When, like, the group decides this guy's the next great one, they can't do no wrong.

01:19:48.520 But when someone comes out and kind of breaks the matrix, people are just constantly nitpicking

01:19:53.940 them all the time, which is my whole thing with, like, I think they're constantly nitpicking

01:19:59.840 her because they're upset that she kind of had this awakening moment and is really laid

01:20:06.240 into it.

01:20:06.920 And they're upset that she's, like, found a great way to monetize her hard work.

01:20:11.960 And I see it coming from all sides, and I just don't understand it because she's really

01:20:16.180 a hard worker.

01:20:17.060 Well, you mentioned it with the matrix thing, because that's what they said in the movie

01:20:21.440 was that when you are, when you do know, it's like kind of these people kind of blew

01:20:25.340 up and the system didn't see them.

01:20:27.720 So then the system sees it as a threat and will actively try to eliminate that threat

01:20:31.920 or bring that threat down. 1.00

01:20:33.500 That's NPC shit. 1.00

01:20:34.500 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:34.720 Yeah.

01:20:34.960 And so because they didn't see it, they were like, it's a threat.

01:20:38.000 It can't because we know what's good for the system and for us.

01:20:42.300 And then they send the agents happy.

01:20:43.340 And so anytime someone comes up, like, breaks the matrix, the matrix pushes back as hard as

01:20:47.040 we can. 0.98

01:20:47.900 And it's limited hangout shit because they also want their guy to be the one, their 0.99

01:20:54.700 person. 0.99

01:20:55.160 In-group preferences.

01:20:55.800 We notice.

01:20:59.520 We be noticing in-group preferences.

01:21:01.400 Don't worry.

01:21:02.020 I put up limited hangouts to Tim.

01:21:04.200 And when we were talking about, I think, Steven Crowder and stuff like that, and they were

01:21:08.900 like, oh, they were talking about Tucker Carlson.

01:21:11.320 And I was like, maybe he's a limited hangout here.

01:21:12.880 He has something like a shady past.

01:21:14.300 And they were just, they just looked at me like blank stare.

01:21:16.660 And I was like, I could be talking about you guys too right now.

01:21:19.460 But they're like, they're like, wait, you know what that is?

01:21:23.140 Get him out of here.

01:21:23.960 Get him out.

01:21:25.760 Shut it down.

01:21:28.880 Hey, stop bad-mouthing Tim.

01:21:32.160 I'm going on next week. 0.99

01:21:33.260 Hey, are we, are we going to run that video of, uh, of Pelosi's husband getting fucking 0.98

01:21:38.420 domed or no? 0.97

01:21:38.940 I kind of want to see it because I just thought it was so fucking funny that they opened the

01:21:42.400 door and it's just like them standing there and the dude's like, I don't think anyone

01:21:47.780 opened that door. 0.98

01:21:48.480 It just fucking ninja opened. 0.99

01:21:49.960 I don't know. 0.99

01:21:50.360 It was a ghost, man.

01:21:51.960 Yeah.

01:21:52.500 You can skip it until like the part opens up.

01:21:55.240 30 seconds.

01:21:56.060 Yeah.

01:21:58.280 30 seconds.

01:21:59.180 I already said it.

01:21:59.860 There we go.

01:22:01.940 Cool.

01:22:03.740 He's a child.

01:22:05.240 So bear with him.

01:22:06.040 640.

01:22:07.500 What?

01:22:08.300 Was it 30 seconds?

01:22:09.460 Yeah, because they, yeah.

01:22:11.080 How you doing?

01:22:12.760 Who does opening? 0.97

01:22:13.640 Because they're both holding a hammer.

01:22:15.300 Yeah.

01:22:15.980 Who opened the door?

01:22:17.220 Who opens the door?

01:22:18.400 And then drop the hammer.

01:22:19.860 Um, nope.

01:22:20.840 Hey.

01:22:22.040 What's going on, man?

01:22:24.060 Yeah.

01:22:28.460 Look at, look at how bad he is, man.

01:22:31.300 With that plumber's crack, you would think you would hit him with a wrench.

01:22:33.680 Yeah.

01:22:33.900 You don't actually see it.

01:22:35.600 Make contact, too, so.

01:22:37.320 Oh.

01:22:37.940 Oh, but you hear him snoring, bro.

01:22:39.440 He's KO'd.

01:22:41.980 That's actually, like, it's like when you do get caught.

01:22:45.740 You and your brother or something get caught doing something by your parents. 1.00

01:22:48.840 Give me your fucking hand. 1.00

01:22:49.840 Because they literally just kind of stay there. 1.00

01:22:51.400 Give me your fucking hand. 1.00

01:22:53.460 The smells of that room right now. 1.00

01:22:56.280 They smell crazy.

01:22:57.660 Unbelievable.

01:22:58.760 What were they actually doing, though?

01:23:00.580 Yeah, because, like, I know we're snoring.

01:23:02.600 Yeah, we're working there.

01:23:03.280 We're sending medicals.

01:23:03.860 Oh, that is him snoring, isn't it?

01:23:05.520 Yeah, dude.

01:23:06.720 All right.

01:23:07.620 So, closet, closet, get rid of this.

01:23:09.740 Closet, get rid of it.

01:23:10.620 All right.

01:23:11.260 So, there's ice on the floor.

01:23:13.380 So, he had a drink.

01:23:14.440 Yeah.

01:23:14.580 So, he's been kidnapped, allegedly.

01:23:17.180 Right.

01:23:17.400 And he's allowed to make a beverage.

01:23:18.920 He's also allowed to pick up the phone, call the cops.

01:23:22.720 He says overtly, normally, the Capitol Police are the ones that are involved in this. 0.99

01:23:26.980 So, this fucking lunatic breaks in, allows him to call the cops, allows to convey, normally, it's the Capitol Police here. 0.99

01:23:33.120 My wife, Nancy Pelosi. 1.00

01:23:34.580 Yeah, he's waiting for it.

01:23:35.460 She's not going to be back for a couple days.

01:23:37.380 I guess he's just going to have to hang out.

01:23:39.180 And they're like, do you want to send anybody?

01:23:40.620 He's like, no, I think we're good.

01:23:42.220 Click. 1.00

01:23:42.760 It's the fucking weirdest shit that I've ever seen in my life. 0.99

01:23:45.660 Does anybody have a real explanation of what transpired? 1.00

01:23:48.840 It's so bizarre, I can't even understand it.

01:23:51.520 I can't even come up with a theory.

01:23:52.600 And the amount of stories that came out, like, it was, like, I think you mentioned earlier, it was like, at first it was, oh, yeah, they're both in their underwear.

01:23:59.240 And then it was like, and then there was like, oh, yeah, this guy opened the door.

01:24:03.500 And then it was like, no, nobody opened the door.

01:24:05.160 And then, like, it was like a thousand stories came out immediately.

01:24:09.880 And then, like, it was like, they're all, I mean, still doesn't make any sense at all.

01:24:13.740 None of them.

01:24:14.260 The real question is, like, what's going through Sam's mind right now? 1.00

01:24:17.580 Of course they fucked. 1.00

01:24:18.580 They fucked the board. 1.00

01:24:18.820 Did they fuck? 1.00

01:24:19.460 Yeah. 1.00

01:24:19.700 That guy's got a big ass, man. 1.00

01:24:21.700 Is the reason we're, like, are we seeing this for a reason? 1.00

01:24:25.020 That's what, that's, like, the real thing. 0.97

01:24:26.800 Like, did they show us this to really fuck us up? 0.62

01:24:29.460 Or is there a reason they didn't want us to see it? 0.82

01:24:31.320 Well, it's almost like right around when this, you know, The Last of Us comes out and this episode's just nothing but dudes boning during a zombie apocalypse.

01:24:43.840 Is that why Cole likes that show so much?

01:24:46.000 It was a good episode. 1.00

01:24:47.700 Fuck you. 1.00

01:24:48.060 And now he's a great conspiracy theorist. 1.00

01:24:50.160 I teared up.

01:24:51.020 Right?

01:24:51.200 Like, and then this guy, you know, it's just, like, everything's about programming.

01:24:56.900 And just about, like, everything's about what are they trying to propagandize here?

01:25:03.440 And I don't even know what's happening at HBO anymore.

01:25:06.580 I just, what is going on at HBO? 0.98

01:25:08.640 Like, House of Dragons is basically, how much shit will you put up to watch dragons? 0.99

01:25:13.860 Right? 1.00

01:25:14.400 We got pedophilia and incest and gay interracial. 1.00

01:25:18.440 Like, we're going to show you dragons, but you got to stick through this weird-ass shit as he bangs this chick who was just 12, like, three scenes ago. 1.00

01:25:28.300 Now she's in the rock hole. 0.99

01:25:28.640 It's a different time, Sam.

01:25:31.620 There's different, there's different restrictions depending on culture, Sam, you know.

01:25:35.040 That's true.

01:25:35.700 I guess they went to the council.

01:25:36.700 Did they speak with their city council?

01:25:38.140 Also, Velma is on HBO, isn't it?

01:25:43.220 Velma, which just came out and is actually the only one that's actually getting, like, torn to pieces.

01:25:48.140 But at the same time, it's like, how did this ever, like, why are they putting this out?

01:25:51.820 Here's my question, Sam.

01:25:53.260 I think, like, if you're in this to make money, which allegedly they are, right?

01:25:58.480 I think that a show, well, this is the question, right?

01:26:01.760 So let me get to the point and then we'll see if they are.

01:26:04.320 They have Bill Maher up there.

01:26:06.060 And he does crazy ratings, so I'm not even going to hate on him. 1.00

01:26:09.000 I think his show sucks ass. 1.00

01:26:10.200 I watch it every week. 1.00

01:26:11.140 I'm fucking addicted to listening to these retards talk. 1.00

01:26:13.440 I can't get enough of it. 1.00

01:26:14.660 But it sucks. 0.99

01:26:15.520 All right. 1.00

01:26:15.940 So you have a fucking similar setup. 0.99

01:26:18.780 You have Sam Tripoli doing it. 1.00

01:26:20.480 And you have fucking the most interesting conversations in the world about shit that no one talks about anywhere except for fucking the internet. 0.99

01:26:26.460 Like, tell me that doesn't do numbers. 0.99

01:26:28.900 Why don't they do something like that?

01:26:30.160 I don't understand it.

01:26:32.160 Because, I mean, to be honest with you, it has nothing to do with profits anymore.

01:26:36.840 I mean, it's nothing about profits.

01:26:38.540 I mean, if you study the whole system, it's Babylonian money magic, brother.

01:26:43.540 And it's like all this woke cultural Marxism is from basically ESG, environmental social governance, which, Clint, you were on on my show talking about it.

01:26:59.480 It's like this is all banker stuff.

01:27:01.240 It has nothing to do with views.

01:27:02.980 It has everything to be that these companies are all owned by the same people.

01:27:07.700 And they all want to stay in the good graces.

01:27:09.820 So no longer are you entertaining a masterful, you're entertaining these suits.

01:27:14.180 And this is being done on purpose.

01:27:16.140 And, like, what you're watching now is, like, they're starting to realize, okay, man, we can't have this.

01:27:21.720 It's not even that they're not making money.

01:27:23.480 They don't care because they print all the money.

01:27:25.180 They're losing the power of manipulation and propaganda.

01:27:28.580 That's why they're starting to freak out.

01:27:30.880 That's why they're like, we can't program these guys anymore.

01:27:34.040 So, like, you got CNN going, we're getting rid of everybody.

01:27:37.320 You know, we're going to try to do comedy with Bill Maher now.

01:27:41.160 You're like, how is that going to work?

01:27:43.520 What is that going to do?

01:27:44.540 Why are people going to tune in to CNN to watch a YouTube show?

01:27:49.020 Do you think we'll actually see kind of like a resurgence, like just for a short time, a resurgence of actually good products just because they have, at some point, they're going to be like, we can't, we're going to lose so much trust.

01:28:01.080 You guys are watching Tower Gang right now.

01:28:02.740 I mean, for real, though, it is, it will be the underground, these things that rise up eventually.

01:28:09.460 And obviously, there'll probably be a cycle where some of these entities become, you know, part of the new order or whatever.

01:28:19.480 But then they buy out who they can, and then they crush who they can't buy out.

01:28:23.980 And that's just the game.

01:28:25.400 I do want to say, Sam, you got a daily wire thing.

01:28:27.740 You got, you got a, Sam, you got a limited hangout.

01:28:30.820 I mean, you can just watch how they operate.

01:28:33.120 I mean, Candace Owens, like going after everybody until, you know, the people sign a check, tell her to attack dog somebody.

01:28:40.640 And she's done some great work.

01:28:42.080 Jordan Peterson has been a, that's just, that's controlled opposition if I've ever seen.

01:28:47.400 The overthrow of the Shah of Iran or not the Shah.

01:28:49.660 I just like, what do you do?

01:28:50.820 I mean, you just had dinner with Netanyahu.

01:28:54.140 And now you're like calling for the overthrow of Iran.

01:28:56.280 It's like, it's like, it's so obvious.

01:28:59.500 And it's just like, this is what happens when you sell your soul.

01:29:03.100 A great example is that guy from, who's so funny, dude.

01:29:07.500 All gas, no brakes.

01:29:08.780 That guy who just got canceled.

01:29:10.940 And the minute, the minute they tagged him with something, they took it away from him.

01:29:16.440 And this goes into something that I've been talking about on the show.

01:29:19.520 I heard it on this sports radio talk, because that's how old I am.

01:29:23.280 But Colin Collard was talking about when you try to be happier than happy.

01:29:28.000 That's when you get into danger.

01:29:29.820 So this guy, Andy, I forget what his last name is.

01:29:32.660 But he, he had the greatest show on YouTube.

01:29:35.860 All gas, no brakes.

01:29:36.920 I know it wasn't his, so he started Channel 5.

01:29:39.120 And he was just killing it.

01:29:40.980 And he was his own boss.

01:29:43.180 And he would never have to answer to anybody.

01:29:45.160 And then he let him in by doing that January 6th show.

01:29:52.060 And the minute they had something they could cancel him for, they took it away from him.

01:29:57.040 And now he's running around.

01:29:58.300 Every story you read, it's just like, oh, my God, I consented.

01:30:04.060 But he just, he made me do stuff I'm uncomfortable with.

01:30:07.500 You're like, what are we talking about?

01:30:10.940 And this is the gender war. 1.00

01:30:14.040 So now it's not even if you consented, you still have the right to bitch. 1.00

01:30:17.480 You're like, but yes is yes at this. 0.95

01:30:19.520 What did you get the yes?

01:30:20.320 It's go time, right?

01:30:22.780 We should get asked WorldStarHipHop how that goes.

01:30:25.680 I refuse to have another consent discussion.

01:30:28.120 I'm not doing this.

01:30:29.080 I'm not doing it.

01:30:29.960 The whole point is, once you give them something to cancel, that's how you get canceled.

01:30:37.780 The more you stay away from cancel, you never, like, I never, there's nothing in Hollywood I want.

01:30:43.080 At all.

01:30:43.980 I've had friends of mine blow up.

01:30:45.260 They're like, I'm going to take care of it.

01:30:46.040 I'm like, I don't want it.

01:30:47.280 I don't want any of it.

01:30:48.720 I don't want to be on TV.

01:30:50.080 Like, the last show I did was my friend's show on the NFL Network because I've been friends with her for 20 years.

01:30:56.380 And she asked me to come on.

01:30:57.960 And we were going to talk conspiracies in the NFL.

01:31:00.540 That's it.

01:31:01.680 Outside of that, I mean, it's on Amazon Prime.

01:31:04.060 It's deep, deep, deep, deep, deep.

01:31:05.940 But outside of that, it's like, no, man, don't give them anything they can cancel on you.

01:31:09.540 My special that I'm going to shoot, I'm just going to put it on my website.

01:31:14.820 It's like, I'm not going to put it anywhere where you could be like, ah, bang, take it away from you.

01:31:19.540 That's what they do.

01:31:20.960 I love it, man.

01:31:21.820 By the way, by the way, speaking of NFL, it's totally rigged, right?

01:31:25.360 Like, we're 100% on that train.

01:31:27.540 That NFL player, he was totally joking when he said that.

01:31:32.700 It was all –

01:31:33.440 That was really funny, though.

01:31:35.520 The memes of that were hilarious.

01:31:37.440 Adrian Foster, right?

01:31:38.860 Yeah.

01:31:39.000 Like, dude, that's a big problem on the right now.

01:31:41.600 We always make fun of the left can't take jokes.

01:31:43.680 Now you've got these conspiracy theories.

01:31:45.640 Everything's literal.

01:31:46.800 Like, I refuse to be serious. 0.99

01:31:50.360 Like, my whole Instagram, and it's why I'm getting shadow banned, is politically incorrect shit. 0.99

01:31:55.180 It's either dirty or politically incorrect. 0.98

01:31:57.760 And I have people, like, just losing it on me.

01:31:59.920 I'm like, I am not going to – what's the point of, like, trying to save the world if you're going to be miserable in it? 0.94

01:32:06.960 And I'm a dick joke comic. 0.98

01:32:09.060 I love dirty jokes. 0.98

01:32:10.300 I grew up on Richard Pryor, Sam Kenson, Eddie Murphy, all that stuff. 0.95

01:32:14.880 And I'm not going to – because I understand that there's these demons out here trying to suck our louche, 0.96

01:32:20.600 I'm not going to start getting fucking serious when you have to do Christian comedy because I don't find that funny at all. 1.00

01:32:26.480 Like, I posted a video of them pulling out, like, a fucking cucumber on a guy's ass. 0.99

01:32:32.240 That one – it's the most hilarious thing ever. 1.00

01:32:34.820 That's one of Cole's favorites.

01:32:36.820 I find that hilarious.

01:32:38.220 I need to include them on my Instagram curations because I – 0.99

01:32:44.440 Oh, did you guys – did you guys see the video of the girl fucking herself with a fish? 0.97

01:32:48.080 Like, her husband catches a fish and she puts it up to me? 1.00

01:32:51.140 I said, yeah. 1.00

01:32:52.280 It's crazy shit, man. 1.00

01:32:53.860 Josh Wolfe sent me videos of, like, dudes getting blowjobs by fish. 1.00

01:32:58.120 I'm like, why are you shooting me this video? 0.99

01:33:01.380 Josh Wolfe is out of his mind.

01:33:02.940 He's the dude that can't come, right? 0.98

01:33:04.660 This stuff is on Facebook.

01:33:05.740 That's Josh Potter.

01:33:06.120 I posted –

01:33:06.760 Dude, a fish?

01:33:08.720 Like, at least use an octopus.

01:33:10.140 They know what they're doing. 1.00

01:33:12.080 They look like you're an octopus pussy. 1.00

01:33:16.440 Octopussy. 1.00

01:33:17.700 Hey, that was a – that's a good way to end it.

01:33:19.720 I want to be respectful of Sam's time.

01:33:21.580 Everybody go out – you've got so many shows.

01:33:24.000 Go ahead and rattle them off so people know where to find you.

01:33:26.120 I have seven podcasts.

01:33:27.860 I know.

01:33:29.100 And I'm a crazy person.

01:33:32.240 So, football hat is my mothership, the number one.

01:33:36.300 And then I have, like, Broken Sim, which is, like, me talking about my week.

01:33:42.200 And I just see how long I can go for.

01:33:44.580 It's, like, it's where I try to write jokes on a podcast and try to bring them to the stage.

01:33:49.200 Then I have Conspiracy Social Club with Brian Callen.

01:33:52.000 Then I have The Union of the Unwanted.

01:33:53.600 Cash Daddies is my finance show.

01:33:57.860 Zero is my spiritual show.

01:34:00.480 And then I have, like, Punch Drunk is my sports show.

01:34:04.000 And I think that's it.

01:34:04.800 I think that's all of them. 0.96

01:34:06.060 I'm a crazy person.

01:34:07.400 Yeah.

01:34:07.680 Yes. 0.91

01:34:07.940 I'm a crazy person.

01:34:08.760 In the best way possible, dude.

01:34:09.960 You spread truth and humor, two of my favorite things in the world.

01:34:13.800 You are a kindred spirit to the Tower Gang.

01:34:15.620 Thank you so much for joining us.

01:34:16.660 There's something about the number seven now that he's got seven podcasts.

01:34:24.080 That's, like, a godly number.

01:34:25.300 You got to keep it right there, Sam.

01:34:26.900 I probably should get one more just to get eight because that's the money sign and stuff like that.

01:34:32.120 But I appreciate you guys.

01:34:36.140 This is a very funny show.

01:34:37.680 I wish I had been on it earlier.

01:34:39.220 We'll do it again soon.

01:34:40.300 And I appreciate you guys asking me to be on.

01:34:43.200 Hell yeah.

01:34:43.860 Thanks for coming on, man.

01:34:45.300 Hugs and kisses. 1.00

01:34:46.380 Hugs and kisses, bitches. 1.00

01:34:47.660 We're eight, bitches. 1.00

01:34:48.940 Peace out. 1.00

01:34:49.860 Gay sex for you all. 1.00

01:34:51.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:35:10.300 Bye.

01:35:25.560 Bye.

01:35:34.580 Bye.

01:35:36.120 Bye.

01:35:36.200 Bye.

01:35:37.340 Bye.

01:35:37.620 Bye.

01:35:37.940 Bye.

01:35:38.320 Bye.

01:35:38.420 Bye.

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Tower Gang - February 02, 2023

Ep 108 - #Fredophile w⧸ Sam Tripoli

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