Tower Gang - Ep 109 - The Buttholes of Mumbai

00:00:00.320 Slaves! Build the Pyramids.

00:00:03.580 Slaves! Build the Parthenon.

00:00:06.400 Slaves! Built America.

00:00:09.540 Slaves! This is your song Thank You.

00:00:12.700 Slaves!

00:00:14.840 Thank You.

00:00:15.860 Slaves!

00:00:17.740 Thank You.

00:00:18.440 Slaves!

00:00:21.480 Slaves!

00:00:22.640 This is your song Thank You.

00:00:25.260 Slaves, Slaves, Slaves, Slaves

00:00:30.000 What's up, retards?

00:00:33.580 What's up, retards?

00:00:35.100 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12.

00:00:37.720 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're unruly ferrets.

00:00:40.780 Yeah.

00:00:41.860 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:44.760 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes.

00:00:46.900 And now, now.

00:00:49.160 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it.

00:00:53.780 White women must be stopped.

00:00:55.780 That's right.

00:00:56.840 Yeah.

00:00:57.320 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane.

00:01:03.300 What?

00:01:03.500 Your ass-to-penis ratio.

00:01:06.080 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck.

00:01:08.520 You said n***er.

00:01:09.460 Oh, Jesus.

00:01:10.740 Free!

00:01:12.400 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:01:14.160 Free!

00:01:15.040 Free!

00:01:15.480 Free!

00:01:17.360 Fuck him, you black motherfuckers.

00:01:19.580 Slaves, they built the Parthenon.

00:01:21.540 Slaves, they built America.

00:01:23.580 God, that song fucking is my vibe.

00:01:25.520 For real.

00:01:26.000 Shout out Slaves, baby.

00:01:27.580 Slaves, shit, baby.

00:01:28.960 Let's go.

00:01:29.280 Ah, fuck those guys.

00:01:29.980 What's up?

00:01:30.720 Thank you for tuning in.

00:01:33.100 I love black people.

00:01:34.660 I think everyone should have one.

00:01:36.320 So...

00:01:36.920 I'm the only one to end slavery.

00:01:38.460 I hate him so much and didn't want to see him anymore.

00:01:41.100 As always, we are joined by at Tower Gang Toad, at Tower Gang Jose, host of No Way Jose,

00:01:45.980 Mr. Jose Gellison will be on TimCast IRL tomorrow with the great Reed Coverdale of Naturalist Capitalists.

00:01:51.380 We also have the Fat Dave, a.k.a. Cole.

00:01:54.060 He's the father with a ginger, soulless son.

00:01:56.500 And then Top Lobster, the father who wishes he wasn't.

00:01:59.580 What's up?

00:01:59.820 When you were saying, as always, we have, I was like, you better not say me, because

00:02:04.400 that would be an accurate statement.

00:02:05.740 As, like, 12% of the time, we have Reed.

00:02:09.420 Usually Reed is asleep on his couch by now.

00:02:11.860 Dude, last week, I really wanted to be on that show.

00:02:14.140 I was sitting in this chair and just, like, clumped out at, like, 8.25.

00:02:18.500 Reed's only on the show 12% of the time, but he's responsible for half of the violence.

00:02:25.020 Half of the what?

00:02:26.280 The violence we commit.

00:02:27.560 Half of the boring content.

00:02:30.100 That's true.

00:02:33.500 So you know none of us are going to mention you to Tripoli.

00:02:36.140 None of us.

00:02:37.560 And I'm Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown.

00:02:39.580 Thank you for tuning in.

00:02:40.440 We love you guys very much.

00:02:41.580 It's crazy that you potato brain, smooth brain, pieces of garbage tune in every week,

00:02:46.820 but we really appreciate it.

00:02:48.400 Tune in on TimCast to call Tim a faggot.

00:02:53.560 This guy will not be on TimCast.

00:02:55.840 I will never be on.

00:02:57.500 That's the plan.

00:02:59.380 I saw today where Cassandra said she has, like, a couple months already booked,

00:03:03.660 and I was like, well, I'm guessing I'm not in there, so I can call him everything I want.

00:03:06.580 I don't know.

00:03:07.320 You do realize, like, how this game works?

00:03:10.280 I'm sure she just says stuff like that sometimes.

00:03:12.960 Like, she knows what's up.

00:03:14.180 Like, she may get you in next month.

00:03:15.740 Maybe not.

00:03:16.180 I'm talking out my ass.

00:03:17.500 But, like, it also could just be, like, kind of a leave me alone type thing.

00:03:21.860 Like, oh, yeah, that's nice.

00:03:23.280 Like, I don't know.

00:03:23.920 She doesn't really.

00:03:24.360 Also, what the fuck are you doing here?

00:03:25.600 You're supposed to be there right now.

00:03:27.060 Nuh-uh.

00:03:27.520 Fucking retard.

00:03:28.340 Nuh-uh.

00:03:28.720 I'm joking because you were supposed to be on tonight.

00:03:31.400 Oh.

00:03:32.020 He got big-timed by a couple of no-names.

00:03:34.740 Yeah, he got big-timed by a couple of no-namers.

00:03:36.060 That's right.

00:03:36.360 You got bounced by a bunch of Congress people.

00:03:39.100 Fuck that.

00:03:39.880 You know what?

00:03:40.320 I'll take it.

00:03:41.060 You know, we were, like, worried, like, doing the math in our heads.

00:03:43.300 It's like, is it better to have two solo episodes for this?

00:03:45.160 But this is definitely a better situation following up with us together.

00:03:48.620 You should have demanded to be on the show with Lauren Boehring.

00:03:51.380 That would be actually really good.

00:03:53.700 I swear to God, I would have hit on her so hard.

00:03:57.400 Pull a corner and be like, our fan base will go at war if you fucking move me.

00:04:02.340 I don't know why, but I think it was in our tower gang group chat, like, the big group chat.

00:04:09.820 Someone said that Lauren Boehring looks like her tits face different directions.

00:04:13.900 And I thought that was just so fucking funny.

00:04:15.580 That's my shit, though.

00:04:16.780 Just, like, fucking just whatever.

00:04:18.640 Yeah, dude, dude.

00:04:19.400 I love titty-fucking a chick that looks like that because then both of her tits are, like,

00:04:22.980 looking at your dick while you're doing it.

00:04:24.440 You know what I mean?

00:04:25.600 No.

00:04:26.220 No.

00:04:28.440 That was a Tripoli reference.

00:04:30.940 But, no, we were talking to more of, like, orangutan titties.

00:04:33.440 I think, like, she has titties that go this way.

00:04:35.580 Yeah.

00:04:35.780 Like, if you pick...

00:04:36.420 She does not have orangutan titties.

00:04:37.880 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:04:38.260 I have a weird corner.

00:04:39.160 She has opposing magnets in her tits, and they just fucking just go away from each other,

00:04:44.660 basically.

00:04:45.200 You guys keep saying this like it's a bad thing.

00:04:46.900 I am fucking hard as a goddamn rock right now.

00:04:48.860 That sounds awesome.

00:04:49.740 Why would you not like that?

00:04:51.380 I mean, just huge tits that go all sorts of different directions?

00:04:54.120 That sounds fucking rad.

00:04:55.340 No, why not?

00:04:55.920 Yeah, you never even know which way they're going to be facing at any given moment.

00:04:59.220 It's pretty odd.

00:04:59.920 It's a mystery.

00:05:00.420 I want big old fucking bees on propellers.

00:05:03.440 I did get to suck on a little titty.

00:05:07.740 Maybe or maybe not.

00:05:08.720 I can't confirm number nine.

00:05:12.060 Last week, it was maybe or maybe not.

00:05:14.700 You got to suck on a titty last week.

00:05:15.940 Yep.

00:05:16.700 Man.

00:05:17.000 Being married by the local goat farm, and it was like, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:05:21.660 This is the most important part, that there was milk in them there titties.

00:05:25.340 No, but I got no milk.

00:05:27.140 I got no milk.

00:05:27.520 This is how low the show is degraded.

00:05:29.180 He's like, this is the type of content he's bringing to the show.

00:05:31.580 He's like, I got to suck a titty.

00:05:32.720 I think he was clumsily trying to segue.

00:05:35.000 I may or may not have sucked a titty last week or year.

00:05:37.920 Some point in my long life.

00:05:40.060 Even I've sucked one with him last year or something.

00:05:42.860 We know.

00:05:45.380 When was Tom Woods?

00:05:48.800 I think Cole was trying to clumsily segue into a possible bit we may have in the future.

00:05:55.780 Oh, yeah.

00:05:56.620 That's a great idea.

00:05:57.540 I wish I could somehow get you cat milk, but there's no way.

00:06:01.080 I didn't know how we were thinking about it.

00:06:02.160 And she wasn't against it.

00:06:03.360 She was like, okay, I'll do it.

00:06:04.940 Just not tonight.

00:06:05.660 And I was like, no, no, no, not tonight.

00:06:06.680 We'll do it later.

00:06:07.640 And she was like, okay.

00:06:09.220 I'm honestly going to give you the milk.

00:06:10.980 Like, that's what you're saying?

00:06:12.100 Yeah.

00:06:12.140 You guys got to explain.

00:06:13.740 The audience doesn't know what the fuck we're talking about.

00:06:15.440 Yeah.

00:06:15.940 Oh, so basically, so I mentioned, I told this, I was in the chat where I said I may or may

00:06:21.340 not have a sucks on some titty, but I got no milk out of it.

00:06:24.220 And to which the guys were like, would you try it?

00:06:26.520 And I'm like, I already have, but I would love to do a taste testing, do like a blind

00:06:32.000 taste test.

00:06:32.680 Let me cut you off because you just reminded me.

00:06:34.260 So I'm drinking a little bit.

00:06:35.200 I've been drinking since before the show and it just kind of, my mind is free.

00:06:37.860 Reminded me when we moved from Brooklyn, right?

00:06:40.240 So I sold my house.

00:06:41.300 We moved into her uncle's house for a little while in Brooklyn before we came to Florida.

00:06:45.920 And my wife was really big into like milking and putting into the bags.

00:06:50.460 And then so that like, if she's not home, you know, the same shit.

00:06:53.180 Yeah.

00:06:53.560 But she started like getting crazy with it and keeping all of it.

00:06:56.580 And I moved like an entire deep freezer filled with milk up here.

00:07:00.860 And she was like making it into soap.

00:07:02.700 It's really good for like the kids.

00:07:04.060 Like you put it in the, if they have like, you can do that and butter and shit.

00:07:09.040 You can, you can do, you can make it, all this stuff.

00:07:12.340 But what it reminded me of was that we left an entire freezer full of milk inside in the

00:07:18.420 Brooklyn house.

00:07:19.100 And I know that her uncle didn't even like clean it out.

00:07:21.920 He sold it.

00:07:22.940 So somebody must've bought this house and there's just like 50 bags of like frozen milk.

00:07:28.120 And I just wonder what they're doing with it right now.

00:07:30.240 I actually bought it.

00:07:31.340 It was great.

00:07:35.300 So it's just like engulfing himself on my wife's milk.

00:07:38.520 I make soap with it.

00:07:39.640 I bathe in breast milk, man.

00:07:41.360 Do you think Latino breast milk is spicy?

00:07:43.400 Do you think it just has a little ketchup?

00:07:44.240 I bet it tastes like pork chopstick.

00:07:46.180 Top's wife isn't Latino.

00:07:47.760 Yeah.

00:07:48.380 She's a Jewish and Italian.

00:07:50.000 That's why, you know, everybody says I'm anti-Semitic.

00:07:53.000 No, when I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny.

00:07:55.460 It's a little garlic, actually, what it is, but it's Italian.

00:08:07.140 It's a garlic.

00:08:08.220 That's right.

00:08:09.640 You know how many guys are being a whiff of brimstone every now and then from her, don't

00:08:13.480 you?

00:08:14.800 You know how we've been talking about having top draw our dicks?

00:08:18.960 Why don't, like, I say we take it up to the next level.

00:08:21.480 Like, all right, so we do the dick drawing when Dave Smith, by the way, Dave Smith will

00:08:24.720 be on next Wednesday.

00:08:25.680 Do not miss it.

00:08:26.700 The weekend after that, the week after that, I hope that Luis J. Gomez will join us.

00:08:32.080 And here's my thought.

00:08:33.780 As opposed to drawing our dicks, we all send each other samples of our cum and we have

00:08:39.480 to taste it on air and decide who's who's.

00:08:41.580 Oh, after it's gone through the mail?

00:08:43.220 That sounds awful.

00:08:45.320 I would rather drink your cum than your cum that's gone through the mail.

00:08:48.280 Oh, you want it fresh from the tap?

00:08:51.340 Does that make it better?

00:08:52.540 I mean, like, I don't want to suck it, but, you know.

00:08:54.840 I think, oh, if we ever did another live podcast, we all, like, right before, we all go jerk

00:09:00.820 off in the bathroom.

00:09:02.080 I am not really making your cum.

00:09:03.800 It's not happening.

00:09:05.100 We have a live audience.

00:09:06.440 Like, let's do it on stage.

00:09:09.060 Oh, we jerk off on stage, too?

00:09:10.840 Yeah, but then that ruins it.

00:09:12.020 Then you know who's is who's.

00:09:13.460 We do it under a table where they can't see.

00:09:15.620 No, no, no.

00:09:16.680 Or do we, like, I'll do it onto a napkin and then we, like, move the napkins around so

00:09:21.140 we don't know who's moving around.

00:09:21.540 No, no, no.

00:09:21.740 No, napkin is ruined.

00:09:22.700 It's got to be, like, a teacher-ish.

00:09:24.320 It's just one guy and he's blindfolded and then we just jerk off into his mouth.

00:09:28.900 Toad.

00:09:29.060 Toad.

00:09:30.900 So it's, like, I mean, depending on how fast y'all can cum, like, it could be an hour

00:09:35.900 long, it could be ten minutes.

00:09:36.820 There's not a chance in fucking hell I could get off to cum in Toad's mouth.

00:09:40.240 There's not a chance in hell.

00:09:42.160 I think I could.

00:09:43.040 I think I could.

00:09:43.620 Just be quick.

00:09:47.140 Why would you cum quickly?

00:09:49.200 What?

00:09:49.880 It's lucky that Toad is part of the Ku Klux Klan because he'd have, you know, his hood

00:09:54.400 over so I can't see his face and it would help me get off faster.

00:09:57.820 I think primally sex.

00:09:59.200 We'll put a 14-year-old girl behind Toad and then you'll really get off.

00:10:03.080 I think the primal-sent sex without domination just clicks with Toad's, ugh, you know, like.

00:10:09.560 That's what it is.

00:10:10.320 And the, uh, yeah, the whole twist here is that every sample is actually Scott Ritter's

00:10:14.820 cum, so.

00:10:18.040 No more mention of Scott Ritter.

00:10:19.400 God damn it.

00:10:20.120 We're not going to fuck.

00:10:20.700 Damn it, Reed.

00:10:21.780 Too much funny content there.

00:10:23.120 It's like, we had our Libertarian Comedy Days, but, like, it's the gift that keeps giving.

00:10:27.440 We're like, should we go back to Libertarian Comedy?

00:10:29.360 Because there's a lot of funny shit right now.

00:10:31.560 Yeah, it's like, I hate them so much I want to talk about it, but I'm like, no.

00:10:34.540 I hate them so much that I won't talk about it.

00:10:37.320 But I was going to say.

00:10:38.880 Okay, guys.

00:10:39.320 There is a joke here, though, that needs to be formulated and I've been thinking about it.

00:10:44.140 Be careful, Reed.

00:10:45.300 I know, I'm treading lightly here, but with the whole Scott Ritter thing, there's like,

00:10:50.260 um, when, you know how saying Russia is bad is, like, masturbatory.

00:10:56.060 It's kind of like just, you know, saying something to make yourself feel better that doesn't really

00:10:59.780 change anything.

00:11:00.860 That's right.

00:11:01.340 So there's a joke somewhere there about, like, condemning Scott Ritter is masturbatory.

00:11:06.980 I can't quite figure out what it is.

00:11:08.260 I don't know if you guys can workshop that.

00:11:09.720 There's something good there, though.

00:11:12.160 There's clever wordplayers.

00:11:13.160 Condemning Scott Ritter was something he did 15 years ago to a 15-year-old is masturbatory.

00:11:19.820 It's something like that.

00:11:20.980 His victim's, like, over 30 now, so, like, who cares?

00:11:23.660 I'd like to say.

00:11:24.680 The real question is, does she regret it, right?

00:11:27.800 The real question is, is she hot?

00:11:30.380 The real question is, does she exist?

00:11:32.240 It's a goddamn FBI agent.

00:11:33.540 Who gives a fuck?

00:11:33.840 Look, all pedophilia.

00:11:35.140 He's over 30.

00:11:36.040 My bad.

00:11:36.680 Look, all pedophilia is actually justified because you just have to.

00:11:39.520 And envision them being a future version of themselves when they're an adult.

00:11:44.660 That's what he was doing.

00:11:46.760 Put that, put it out.

00:11:50.680 That's the next clip featured on the quartering.

00:11:53.820 By the way, guys, feel free to always just clip stuff out of context here.

00:11:58.980 Go ahead, clip this real quick.

00:12:00.160 I will stay again.

00:12:01.380 Eliza Blue did nothing wrong.

00:12:02.800 Scott Ritter did nothing wrong.

00:12:05.000 Here we go.

00:12:06.880 By the way, you were on.

00:12:07.960 Hey, what about fucking Jeffrey Epstein?

00:12:10.320 I mean, let's.

00:12:10.720 Oh, that's obvious.

00:12:11.540 Let's clear everybody.

00:12:12.460 And we've already talked about Jeffrey Epstein.

00:12:14.520 He had those BFTs that sucked him out.

00:12:16.640 Yeah, it was the business.

00:12:17.280 And R. Kelly and Michael Jackson.

00:12:19.100 You're both on the did nothing wrong with those.

00:12:21.660 One of my.

00:12:22.340 This guy I met said that.

00:12:23.880 Let's throw O.J. Simpson in there, too.

00:12:25.160 Yeah, O.J. Simpson.

00:12:25.660 This guy's a Q guy.

00:12:27.820 He thinks that he he thinks that Ron DeSantis is dead.

00:12:31.680 He thinks that they that they executed him, which is amazing.

00:12:34.260 I'm like, tell me more.

00:12:35.960 I love I was about to walk away.

00:12:37.720 I was like, I sat down.

00:12:38.580 I was like, you got to tell me all this shit.

00:12:39.520 He thinks Michael Jackson is a lot.

00:12:41.260 He thinks that Michael Jackson might be some there.

00:12:44.100 He thinks that they dress him up as Nancy Pelosi.

00:12:47.600 Sometimes Nancy Pelosi dead.

00:12:50.420 I'm like, this is fucking a mate.

00:12:52.020 That part makes sense that Nancy Pelosi is dead.

00:12:54.920 He probably is dead.

00:12:56.480 Did you guys see the demon woman from Australia who's like the president of gender studies

00:13:02.260 or something or whatever?

00:13:03.300 Is that the one that they show that I do?

00:13:05.020 I got it.

00:13:05.620 We got to play this on the show.

00:13:07.180 This is incredible.

00:13:08.520 All right.

00:13:08.700 Well, if you can send it to the mailbag boy.

00:13:10.620 I will.

00:13:11.180 Yeah.

00:13:11.420 Speaking of which, we need to get into mailbag unless you have some interesting.

00:13:14.000 We always got to get into the mailbag.

00:13:15.980 Can we talk about can we talk about how the mailbag boy try to get us on some kind

00:13:19.660 of like Enron scheme, like some multi-marketing level?

00:13:22.620 Yeah, that was a good idea.

00:13:24.000 No, no, no, no.

00:13:25.220 You just get five other friends.

00:13:27.920 And if they get five other friends, you got to get five more podcasts under your podcast

00:13:31.720 to get to the next podcast level.

00:13:34.000 The milk thing.

00:13:35.220 We kind of started it, but we didn't finish it because Top took his story about leaving

00:13:40.000 50 bags.

00:13:40.940 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:13:41.620 That's right.

00:13:42.820 What we're going to try to do.

00:13:44.420 My wife squirts.

00:13:45.280 It's crazy.

00:13:46.820 Go ahead.

00:13:47.420 Live on podcast, I'll do a live blind milk tasting.

00:13:52.960 So we'll have like some whole milk, some almond milk.

00:13:55.340 No, it had to be skim.

00:13:56.300 I think you should do skim because that will make it harder.

00:13:58.400 Yeah, you got to do tit milk, skim milk, Jose.

00:14:01.000 Skim milk, almond milk, maybe some oat milk.

00:14:03.080 I'd rather you drink cum.

00:14:04.140 I'm just being straight.

00:14:04.680 Yeah, I'm saying one of the boxes should be filled with cum.

00:14:06.420 One of them should be cum and Jose should send you a sample of cat milk as well and that

00:14:10.560 should be in the next.

00:14:11.240 If one of them is your cum, come on.

00:14:13.560 That's pretty cool.

00:14:13.820 We need to talk to Liz behind the line.

00:14:15.280 Should it be my own cum?

00:14:16.180 Yeah.

00:14:16.720 Oh, we need to talk to Liz behind the scenes.

00:14:18.940 We need some random guys cum.

00:14:21.280 What we need to do is talk to Liz behind the scenes without you knowing and be like,

00:14:24.540 hey, just one of these times you're fucking him just like and like right when he busts

00:14:27.500 like, you know, it's got to be the right moment when he's like doing those things where

00:14:30.380 he's like looking up like, like, just take like a little shot glass out and like fucking

00:14:33.680 like, you know, like and then just save it, you know, if you're listening, Liz, let

00:14:38.160 him just do it inside.

00:14:39.600 And then you're like, I'm going to go clean up.

00:14:40.820 And then you just, oh, just like, oh, I'm not I'm not getting inside.

00:14:44.540 Send it to us and we all taste it.

00:14:50.500 Apparently right now is apparently right now is the most like fertile she will ever be.

00:14:56.920 Oh, I was like, no, you're not getting.

00:14:59.420 This is what I've been pulling out.

00:15:00.320 Yeah, she was like, you have to pull out and you have to be make damn sure that you're

00:15:04.440 not in there.

00:15:05.300 No, no, no.

00:15:06.360 No, you should knock her up again.

00:15:07.880 What are you talking about?

00:15:09.140 No, she is not.

00:15:10.280 She's the board.

00:15:10.920 She got the one and she was like, I think we might stay at one.

00:15:15.220 She was like, oh, yeah, she says that.

00:15:17.860 Give it a couple of years.

00:15:18.720 She'll get baby crazy again.

00:15:20.060 Yeah.

00:15:20.360 She doesn't want to honestly, she doesn't want to breastfeed anymore.

00:15:23.260 And she's really fucking tired of it.

00:15:25.220 And I mean, as much as I keep sucking on it, it doesn't matter.

00:15:27.800 Just to make a point, like, see a bitch.

00:15:32.400 Be like Josh Smith, baby.

00:15:34.840 Enjoy 18 years of remembering me as I go on the road.

00:15:39.240 If Cole died from all the steroids that he's doing, would you marry his wife?

00:15:43.160 Like for like financial reasons.

00:15:45.280 Would you be okay with that, Cole?

00:15:46.640 For financial reasons.

00:15:48.120 Oh, wait, wait.

00:15:49.240 If I get to choose out of y'all.

00:15:52.860 That's a good hypothetical.

00:15:54.560 Who would you choose to be your wife's?

00:15:56.900 I'll play this game, go ahead.

00:15:58.220 Keep me in mind, I've already seen her in a threesome, so.

00:16:02.960 Yeah, he's seen her naked.

00:16:04.100 He's the only one in here that has seen her naked, I hope.

00:16:05.940 True.

00:16:10.380 God, that's hard.

00:16:11.220 Because Toad would be the one that would, he would like, he might not fuck her.

00:16:15.360 Because she'd just be like, no, you're just going to pay for my shit.

00:16:17.880 He's definitely the least likely to blow her out, so.

00:16:23.260 Clint would leave her in like two years because she's already 26.

00:16:27.800 And so she's like, she's probably going to be old.

00:16:30.640 Looking loud as the fucking doomsday clock.

00:16:33.340 If Clint doesn't make her go insane prior to that.

00:16:37.580 What was that about?

00:16:39.160 I don't, I don't make them go insane.

00:16:40.620 I bring them from the brink of insanity.

00:16:43.040 Oh, you get the insane ones?

00:16:44.540 Then I send them on their way.

00:16:45.840 All right.

00:16:46.980 Reed would try to make her move to fucking New Hampshire.

00:16:50.640 And she would just not.

00:16:51.240 Did you almost say Massachusetts?

00:16:53.120 I did almost say Massachusetts.

00:16:53.940 Holy shit.

00:16:55.460 No, see.

00:16:56.140 It's basically the same state.

00:16:57.720 Reed would wait for like 20 years.

00:17:01.120 We're like 30 minutes away, so.

00:17:02.980 She's like, she's not hot until she's 45, so.

00:17:06.800 Yeah, that's true.

00:17:07.840 That would be the closest to, I feel like.

00:17:10.460 Jose, you want your kid raised by an agorist?

00:17:12.220 Good luck.

00:17:12.720 Good luck.

00:17:12.980 So guys, notice this is from a legitimate account.

00:17:15.840 Like, scroll up.

00:17:16.880 Yeah.

00:17:17.520 Yeah.

00:17:17.680 They have a blue check mark, so obviously it's legitimate.

00:17:20.080 No, no.

00:17:20.400 This is like, watch the.

00:17:21.580 What did you just say though, Cole?

00:17:22.160 You said you'd pick me?

00:17:23.620 No, no.

00:17:24.040 Between you and top, I think it would be one of you two.

00:17:26.800 Aw.

00:17:27.140 Because you're already family.

00:17:28.400 I don't know.

00:17:28.420 Maybe this is fake.

00:17:29.320 Maybe it's a deep fake.

00:17:29.660 I don't know.

00:17:30.520 I lean toward Jose after all I've seen from top saying he hates his kids.

00:17:34.320 Oh, it's got to be fake.

00:17:35.120 It's only six pounds.

00:17:36.060 It's just a lot.

00:17:38.500 I love being kissed.

00:17:39.660 That's not real, dude.

00:17:41.040 But.

00:17:41.940 That's just real, I think.

00:17:42.940 Jose already has a kid that's not his.

00:17:44.980 Guys, we can only have one conversation at a time.

00:17:46.880 Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

00:17:48.120 Hold on.

00:17:48.560 Let's address what you're doing.

00:17:49.400 Is that real?

00:17:49.620 I don't know.

00:17:50.300 I can't tell anymore.

00:17:51.280 However, Jose is already married though, so that might be an issue.

00:17:56.500 Wait, you've got to play the video.

00:17:57.760 It's terrifying.

00:17:58.900 Polygamy.

00:17:59.660 Let's pause this conversation.

00:18:01.060 Let's play this demon looking lady.

00:18:03.280 Let's end that conversation.

00:18:06.240 Yeah, that was a fun one.

00:18:07.640 A little awkward, but go ahead, Dickie.

00:18:10.340 Just play that video.

00:18:11.780 Look, I'm not raising some ginger kid, so.

00:18:14.580 You're already out.

00:18:15.460 I told you.

00:18:15.820 You're drunk.

00:18:16.180 Good.

00:18:16.900 ...commitment to gender equality.

00:18:19.240 Oh, my God.

00:18:20.260 The Andresfalls exist.

00:18:21.540 Now we've got the other ginger kid going on here.

00:18:23.560 In this role, I'm committed to listening to those who are dedicated to promoting gender

00:18:28.280 equality and learning about the perspectives and priorities in communities and countries

00:18:32.940 in our region and globally.

00:18:35.940 Promoting gender equality is the right thing to do, but it's also the smart thing to do.

00:18:40.620 It is central to Australia's diplomatic economic development and regional security, as well

00:18:45.720 as our international engagement.

00:18:47.340 I look forward to working with people in Australia, in Pacific, in Southeast Asia, and globally

00:18:53.200 to progress the ocean.

00:18:54.400 I think in one minute, she blinked three times, so this woman isn't real.

00:18:59.520 I don't like aliens, man.

00:19:01.120 Dude, she has the craziest eyes I think I've ever seen.

00:19:03.900 She looks like fucking, I don't even know what she looks like.

00:19:06.180 Oh, right there.

00:19:06.920 Right there.

00:19:09.300 I was going to say, like...

00:19:11.080 We all still would, though, right?

00:19:12.760 God, dude, I could maybe...

00:19:15.080 I struggle to imagine a hypothetical in which I would, but, like, maybe there is one.

00:19:19.820 Like, between some combination of drugs and alcohol, maybe.

00:19:22.440 Maybe, but, Jesus Christ, I struggle to think I can, you know, concoct that fucking...

00:19:27.640 If I was in prison for a year, I might let her fucking suck it a little bit.

00:19:31.240 A prison.

00:19:31.800 Yeah, that's, like, the hype.

00:19:32.520 Dude, but I usually throw that out.

00:19:34.300 See, I'd be afraid I wouldn't get it back if I let her suck it.

00:19:37.120 You guys know that that's a reptilian, right?

00:19:39.520 Yeah, for sure.

00:19:40.580 I thought it was an alien, but I'm good with, like, Neanderthal reptilian.

00:19:44.240 Dude, look at that.

00:19:44.800 Do you think reptilians have a good, like, throat game?

00:19:46.820 Do you think they have, like, any reflexes there?

00:19:48.820 There's no reflex there.

00:19:49.880 They got a good tongue game.

00:19:50.840 Yeah, they just fucking, they just fucking just grab that shit.

00:19:55.060 Yeah.

00:19:56.240 Yeah, that's crazy.

00:19:57.540 I bet she's, I mean, she might not even be laid.

00:20:00.580 I mean, honestly, I bet the lizard people just don't even fuck.

00:20:03.420 They just kind of, like...

00:20:04.180 No.

00:20:04.840 They're asexual.

00:20:06.180 They're asexual.

00:20:06.800 Yeah, they spawn asexual.

00:20:08.680 Yeah.

00:20:09.400 Yeah, asexual spawn.

00:20:10.400 All right, guys, this is a great conversation.

00:20:11.740 You gotta get rid of this face, yo.

00:20:13.380 Yeah, get this.

00:20:14.120 Dude, shit in the mailbag.

00:20:15.360 She has, like, a fucking, like, Neanderthal.

00:20:17.420 By the way, I just want to make it known that I would choose Jose to wife up my wife if

00:20:22.560 I died, so I feel like that would be the one.

00:20:26.160 That is a mistake, yeah.

00:20:27.920 Wow, Jesus.

00:20:29.420 Jose, they think that's a mistake.

00:20:31.300 He's vaccinated.

00:20:32.700 Oh, fuck, I forgot about that.

00:20:34.240 He'll be dead in, like, 38 months.

00:20:37.780 Yeah, I have to choose another one.

00:20:39.540 I'm pretty sure I have insurance policy, though, so, you know.

00:20:43.100 Dude, Jose's gonna die and be like, double it and pass it on.

00:20:46.220 Cole, when you die, we're just gonna pass Liz around.

00:20:48.800 It's gonna be amazing.

00:20:49.500 I thought I had a pretty good shot at winning that one, I'm not gonna lie.

00:20:55.100 I claim year one, we'll send her around, I don't give a fuck with that.

00:20:58.540 No, if I had to take bets, though, I think Cole, I would have bet that Cole lives the longest.

00:21:03.000 In my opinion.

00:21:03.700 Oh, interesting.

00:21:04.400 He has no good of class.

00:21:06.160 He's running the traffic, like, way before.

00:21:07.300 Like, he's going to live to be the oldest or the longest from this day forward?

00:21:12.120 From this day forward, yeah.

00:21:13.220 The oldest has the objective.

00:21:14.100 He dies of a bear attack.

00:21:15.500 Clint is fucking old.

00:21:17.640 Top gets killed by his wife.

00:21:19.060 If Toad, I mean, that's easy.

00:21:20.920 I mean, he's already had, like, 11 strokes.

00:21:24.020 32.

00:21:25.780 I'm basically fucking ironed in here.

00:21:28.420 Jose dies suddenly.

00:21:29.620 Here we go.

00:21:30.700 That's right.

00:21:31.240 Jose dies suddenly, so he beats Toad, and then I think Cole goes third, honestly, because

00:21:35.340 he's gonna run into traffic.

00:21:36.620 I think Reed dies in a fucking long-haul trucking accident.

00:21:40.740 Top murder suicide of his entire family.

00:21:43.260 Well, the thing, if Cole lasts the longest out of all of us, that is crazy, because he

00:21:48.520 has a severe plasma deficiency, and not only does that, you know, affect his health, but

00:21:52.820 it also, as Clint pointed out, it makes him do retarded things that could possibly kill

00:21:56.940 him.

00:21:57.120 He clearly doesn't need the plasma.

00:21:58.800 Look at him.

00:21:59.120 Like, me plus dementia, I might be the most racist person on earth.

00:22:03.660 That'd be, for that reason alone, I want you to live a long, long life.

00:22:07.520 I want you to podcast forever.

00:22:10.700 Yeah, there's a thing, it's like, when does this end?

00:22:12.800 Elizabeth asked me this.

00:22:13.640 She was like, when are you just gonna, like, fucking, you know, stop?

00:22:15.920 Like, not doing this shit.

00:22:17.080 Never bitch on the podcast.

00:22:18.260 I thought about that.

00:22:19.300 Yeah, I was like, when is a good time to stop?

00:22:20.660 I was like, is it this week, next week?

00:22:21.820 I'm not sure.

00:22:22.760 Yeah, there's also a pretty good chance that one of you will murder me in the near future,

00:22:26.940 so there is that possibility out there as well.

00:22:28.840 Little Dickie, pull up the graphic.

00:22:31.080 I do hate that shit, because it's like, it's like, oh, you're mad about, like, an hour

00:22:36.040 and a half commitment once a week?

00:22:37.620 Like, it'd be okay if I was playing video games or some shit, wouldn't it?

00:22:41.680 It's not an hour and a half for you.

00:22:43.240 You podcast, like, eight times a week.

00:22:45.400 No, I mean for you.

00:22:46.900 I'm speaking for you.

00:22:47.660 Oh, yeah, for me.

00:22:48.060 Yeah, she did.

00:22:48.940 Yeah, for me.

00:22:49.880 Yeah, for my wife, too.

00:22:51.160 This is why I'm not married, dude.

00:22:52.240 If any woman were to ever ask me, like, when are you gonna stop doing X?

00:22:56.420 I'd be like, just kill yourself.

00:22:58.460 Why are you talking to me?

00:23:00.420 Don't say that to your girlfriends, Clint.

00:23:02.580 They literally will.

00:23:05.260 Problem solved.

00:23:06.840 It is weird, though.

00:23:07.960 Yeah, like, it's...

00:23:08.640 On to the next one.

00:23:09.880 Like, you're allowed to, for an hour and a half, go and, like, call a bunch of, like,

00:23:14.000 12-year-olds nigger fags or whatever, but you're not allowed to call your friends

00:23:17.060 that on a podcast for the same amount of time.

00:23:19.120 What's really shitty, though, about every new girlfriend I get is the, I have to always

00:23:23.260 buy flowers for the funeral, and that sucks.

00:23:25.720 I hate having to go and meet the...

00:23:27.980 And it's the first time I meet the family every time, and I'm like, oh, I really, you

00:23:31.160 know, we had a great time together, and I'm so sorry about it.

00:23:33.940 Sucks.

00:23:34.660 All right.

00:23:35.080 Sorry, I made her do this.

00:23:35.980 Real quick.

00:23:36.680 Mailbag, but I wanted to see this.

00:23:38.020 This is a good banger.

00:23:38.620 Make Liz a Patreon.

00:23:39.640 Make Liz a Patreon.

00:23:42.640 Make Liz a Patreon.

00:23:44.100 I will sign up.

00:23:45.060 Yo, Liz's breast milk for $40 a month.

00:23:49.160 Bro, I honestly, I bet I get, because she is, like, six months and I'm done, like, and

00:23:55.340 I bet if I was just like, by the way, they're giving you, like, 50 bucks per, like, five

00:24:00.340 ounces, she would be like, all right, I'm going to keep doing it.

00:24:04.180 Nailbag boy, let's go.

00:24:05.500 Let's go, motherfucker.

00:24:08.700 All right.

00:24:09.540 So, Keith...

00:24:11.160 You're yelling at us.

00:24:12.540 All right.

00:24:15.140 Keith asks, which would you rather fuck and why?

00:24:18.300 One, being a sexy, fresh, dead possum, and two, being a particularly unattractive, mildly

00:24:25.520 sedated live possum.

00:24:28.200 Oh.

00:24:29.120 Oh, no.

00:24:30.240 Repeat that.

00:24:31.060 I already, I got lost.

00:24:32.480 It was either a dead possum that is sexy.

00:24:35.160 Jose got too horny.

00:24:36.560 He was just like, oh, my God.

00:24:38.280 Or a live possum that is sedated.

00:24:41.060 What trailer park was this question written on?

00:24:43.160 A dead possum or a sedated possum, basically?

00:24:45.320 No, no, no.

00:24:45.700 But it's a dead, sexy possum.

00:24:48.160 Yeah, it's a sexy possum.

00:24:49.300 No, it's not.

00:24:49.920 It's a big old teddy.

00:24:50.720 There's no such thing.

00:24:51.420 It's just hypothetical we have to include that we find it sexy somehow.

00:24:55.140 By the way, a possum...

00:24:56.240 But I guess the sexy one, just by that dairy pack, is sexy.

00:24:58.060 Yeah, Jose uses black and 300 pounds.

00:25:00.580 Yeah, as long as the...

00:25:01.740 No, no, no, no, no.

00:25:02.400 As long as the sexy one is still warm, that's what I do with.

00:25:05.160 No, no, that's the thing.

00:25:06.040 You want it to be warm, especially, like, because the possum, it's a marsupial, so you

00:25:09.820 can fucking spouch.

00:25:11.840 Don't possums have, like, one of the lowest body temperatures of mammals, and that's

00:25:15.080 why they, like, never get, like, fucking viruses?

00:25:17.180 I'm pretty sure it's a thing.

00:25:17.800 Why do you know that?

00:25:18.780 I don't know.

00:25:19.420 It's a random thing I know.

00:25:20.980 Wait, wait.

00:25:21.420 I'll stack it on your dick, man.

00:25:23.200 Wait, maybe...

00:25:23.980 Instead of getting vaccinated...

00:25:25.560 They're going to get cold quick, so it'll be rough pussy.

00:25:28.480 Is the possum dead, or is it playing dead?

00:25:31.100 Like, how can we be sure?

00:25:31.820 Are you just playing with me, baby?

00:25:35.280 It's like, damn, baby, you sexy, but I'm not sure if you get it now.

00:25:38.420 You sleeping or you dead, son?

00:25:40.860 All right.

00:25:41.800 Jessica Rabbit of a possum.

00:25:42.680 What do we got next?

00:25:43.620 I mean, let's know what it really was.

00:25:44.700 Jessica Rabbit was an actual...

00:25:46.320 Was a human cartoon.

00:25:48.420 Jessica Rabbit is what we did.

00:25:49.800 It was.

00:25:50.720 It would be, like, Lola the body of...

00:25:51.840 I'd go with the sexy dead one, personally.

00:25:54.620 Yeah.

00:25:54.960 Sexy dead possum.

00:25:55.980 I want the possum to fight back.

00:25:57.980 Yeah.

00:25:58.600 Just by the very fact you include the word sexy, I just think it's a technicality, that

00:26:02.340 you've then made it in this hypothetical.

00:26:04.380 No, it's still fucking a dead possum.

00:26:06.080 No, no, no.

00:26:06.580 I mean, a dead possum, you find it attractive in this hypothetical.

00:26:09.120 Which lower rung of hell will you go to for?

00:26:13.160 Would it be the bestiality?

00:26:14.160 Yeah, now it's bestiality and necrophilia.

00:26:17.000 Yeah, which one gets you lower?

00:26:18.900 Well, no.

00:26:19.800 Cole, it's still bestiality with either of them.

00:26:22.040 Yeah, morality is a big one.

00:26:22.740 I know, but it's like, but, like, you know...

00:26:25.120 Not even you add necrophilia in.

00:26:27.520 Well, hey, look, the, like, left libertarians will tell you that.

00:26:31.540 Libertarian redhead?

00:26:32.480 She just said Lola Bunny was hot as fuck.

00:26:34.700 They'll tell you.

00:26:35.480 Jessica Rabbit is pretty hot.

00:26:37.000 She was.

00:26:37.620 See, I'm not going to lie.

00:26:38.740 Like, somebody mentioned, what was the girl?

00:26:42.220 Fucking, yeah, Jessica Rabbit.

00:26:43.680 And I was like, oh, she was...

00:26:44.840 When I was younger, I was like, she's so hot.

00:26:46.680 And now you're saying Lola Bunny from Space Jam.

00:26:49.040 And I'm like, dude, everything's wrong with me.

00:26:51.620 And I'm like, no, no, no, dude.

00:26:54.120 No, see, Jessica Rabbit.

00:26:55.120 The Pixar mom is my type, like, for real.

00:26:57.180 Like, large bees, small seeds, and just fucking...

00:26:59.540 Pa-doosh!

00:27:02.200 Jessica Rabbit is at least human, unlike Lola Bunny.

00:27:06.240 Lola Bunny had, like, Hispanic features, though.

00:27:08.740 Like, kind of, like, small up top, but she had the big rabbit ass.

00:27:11.840 No, that's not true.

00:27:13.040 No, no.

00:27:13.920 Lil Dicky, bring it up, because she didn't.

00:27:15.880 That is a fucking, like...

00:27:17.180 You're young, Cole, so you're probably thinking of the new Lola that they made, like, way less sexy.

00:27:21.880 Yeah, the LeBron James Lola.

00:27:23.520 Is this, like, the Bernstein Bears thing, where Lil Rabbit didn't have a tank?

00:27:26.900 Yeah, yeah, it's a...

00:27:27.660 He was not fucking stacked, man, in the bottom.

00:27:29.800 I remember it being banging, dog.

00:27:31.280 Are you sure?

00:27:32.200 Because I remember...

00:27:32.880 I think of the Space Jam Lola Bunny.

00:27:35.200 That's not...

00:27:35.940 Look at that.

00:27:36.560 Waste.

00:27:36.980 Okay, yeah, maybe you're, like, matching her features.

00:27:40.540 I love my bitch's bucktooth, too, so...

00:27:42.960 All right, all right, yeah, she's...

00:27:44.500 Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down.

00:27:45.820 No, we got...

00:27:46.520 Cross-eyed and bucktoothed.

00:27:48.120 Yeah, that's the way to go.

00:27:48.940 Do as you're told.

00:27:49.940 Do as you're told, we didn't come in.

00:27:51.740 She had a great waist, get out of here.

00:27:53.600 That's fucking awesome.

00:27:54.660 You have to go from the one from the actual fucking movie, not the...

00:27:58.000 He's never seen it, he's 16.

00:27:59.820 Dude, she's got the childbearing gifts.

00:28:02.140 Dude, the best thing...

00:28:03.940 The best thing about Space Jam, though, is that...

00:28:06.480 Look at your waist, what are you doing?

00:28:08.580 Dude, the best thing about Space Jam, though, is that R. Kelly is on the soundtrack.

00:28:11.740 There, yeah, on the left, on the left, on the left.

00:28:13.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:14.140 Up one, up one.

00:28:14.860 Click that, yeah.

00:28:15.520 Okay, so now what we're doing here is comparing the aesthetics of Lola Bunny.

00:28:20.920 She does have a little bit of a donk there.

00:28:23.020 No, it's not there, too.

00:28:24.600 It's the average white woman right there.

00:28:26.900 No, no, no.

00:28:27.420 I think it's maybe the hips ratio.

00:28:29.060 Like, I mean, her belly's so skinny, which makes her ass look fat.

00:28:32.960 It's an optical illusion.

00:28:34.940 And as a child, it's kind of unfair.

00:28:36.500 It's an unfair trick to pull on me.

00:28:37.840 It is weird.

00:28:40.000 They did very much sexualize her for a children's movie.

00:28:43.860 Next question, please.

00:28:45.160 Next question, Diggie, please.

00:28:46.280 I really want to stop fucking...

00:28:47.920 Let's get into children's sexuality, guys.

00:28:48.360 No, I'm just kidding.

00:28:50.200 We're all furries.

00:28:52.020 All right.

00:28:52.560 Spud asks, what is your least favorite animal and why?

00:28:57.180 Possums, because I have to fuck them.

00:28:59.120 Birds.

00:29:00.240 We know birds.

00:29:01.020 Every time I see one, I get hard.

00:29:02.500 I thought you were all going to say toad.

00:29:05.160 Yeah, that's a good answer.

00:29:06.440 Birds are awful, though.

00:29:08.440 Birds are retarded.

00:29:09.500 That's even my answer.

00:29:10.760 They're awful.

00:29:11.500 They're awful.

00:29:11.640 I've been afraid of spiders for basically my whole life.

00:29:14.960 Spiders are not really an animal.

00:29:16.740 Yeah, you're retarded.

00:29:18.020 What the fuck is a spider man?

00:29:20.760 Does that count as an animal?

00:29:22.100 I don't know.

00:29:22.920 Yes, that counts as an animal.

00:29:24.840 It's whatever that dinosaur bird in Australia is.

00:29:28.060 I've got to look it up.

00:29:28.560 Oh, I know what you're talking about.

00:29:29.360 The cassowary?

00:29:30.240 Yeah, cassowary.

00:29:31.360 Those are scary motherfuckers.

00:29:33.180 You've never even seen one, man.

00:29:35.260 Dude, they're like...

00:29:36.440 They're like velociraptors, basically.

00:29:38.660 Yeah, you see one?

00:29:39.600 It's the last thing you see, motherfucker.

00:29:40.860 They're taller than me and you, Cole.

00:29:42.500 And they're fucking stacked.

00:29:45.080 What I really hate...

00:29:46.220 They got huge kids.

00:29:48.100 Nigerians.

00:29:49.440 Yo, at our first live event...

00:29:50.300 That's a good answer.

00:29:51.200 I think we should fight live kangaroos.

00:29:53.760 Because I feel like I could...

00:29:54.680 I feel like I could fucking kangaroo up.

00:29:56.520 I know a lot of people are going to doubt me,

00:29:58.060 but I want that challenge.

00:29:59.200 No, no, no.

00:29:59.520 I feel like we could fuck a wolf up over a kangaroo.

00:30:02.240 I feel like a kangaroo would absolutely...

00:30:03.720 Yeah.

00:30:04.000 That's fascinating.

00:30:04.540 Oh, I have the greatest idea.

00:30:06.460 Kangaroos are tough, man.

00:30:07.760 I think...

00:30:08.960 I just listened to Allegiance again,

00:30:10.660 because this is completely a rip-off of them.

00:30:12.260 Lewis, for some crazy fucking reason,

00:30:14.120 thinks he could beat Dave and Jay simultaneously...

00:30:16.700 In the same fight.

00:30:18.260 Like, he could beat them both.

00:30:19.320 Like, don't get me wrong,

00:30:20.360 he would merc either one of them individually,

00:30:22.340 but if he's fighting both of them at the same time,

00:30:24.260 he is going to get his face stomped the fuck-

00:30:26.100 Yeah, he was just how fighting works.

00:30:27.400 Like, when you have two-on-one,

00:30:28.340 it's a different dynamic.

00:30:29.460 I think it'd be great.

00:30:30.440 I would be willing to fight Little Dicky and Toad

00:30:32.960 at the same time.

00:30:33.760 I could...

00:30:34.160 I 100% believe I could win that fight.

00:30:36.740 Oh, shit.

00:30:37.280 I thought you were talking about Dicky for a second.

00:30:39.460 I was like, you bit off more than you could chew.

00:30:40.780 Oh, no, Dicky's got some reach.

00:30:42.500 Let's go jab and back step.

00:30:43.820 All right, Little Dicky and Toad?

00:30:45.220 Yeah, that would be interesting.

00:30:46.940 I could do it.

00:30:47.960 I feel like...

00:30:48.580 I'm pretty sure we'd win.

00:30:50.020 You set the lowest of bars.

00:30:52.540 I feel like this is, like,

00:30:53.580 something that we could promote as midget fighting.

00:30:56.540 But, hey, with all due respect to Little Dicky,

00:30:58.980 I fucking...

00:30:59.520 I kill you with a single punch.

00:31:00.760 So then it's just me and Toad,

00:31:01.920 and Toad is in so much trouble at that point.

00:31:03.780 Dude, you're underestimating...

00:31:06.220 I am not the ladies and the retards, right?

00:31:08.840 I know what I'm about, son.

00:31:12.540 I would not take any other two people here.

00:31:14.920 I feel like Toad would be ready to fight,

00:31:19.660 but he would just be, like, frustration

00:31:20.860 and not really know how to hit.

00:31:22.680 And Little Dicky would probably try to, like,

00:31:24.400 talk to you about economics before, like,

00:31:26.020 you got into it.

00:31:27.080 And Jose's just there, like, chimping out.

00:31:29.060 He would kill you guys.

00:31:30.060 He'd rip your faces off.

00:31:30.920 It would be gross.

00:31:31.840 I don't want to do that.

00:31:32.720 I'm not even kidding.

00:31:33.520 Like, I think Jose would fucking kill both of them.

00:31:36.440 It would be like fighting a gorilla,

00:31:39.240 but I don't know.

00:31:40.140 I think it would be close.

00:31:41.160 Honestly, got it.

00:31:41.780 Like, I would absolutely...

00:31:43.920 Like, a single jab,

00:31:45.080 and I feel like I'm breaking one of you.

00:31:48.200 You two against me would be, like,

00:31:49.760 if kids fell into a gorilla enclosure.

00:31:51.780 That's what it would be.

00:31:52.520 Harambe all over again.

00:31:56.000 So you would die, is what you're saying.

00:31:58.380 I mean, yeah.

00:32:00.200 I would come in after,

00:32:01.640 and I would put Jose down for one of you.

00:32:05.700 If I was a sharpshooter,

00:32:08.280 I would shoot Toad.

00:32:09.220 Instead, I'd be like,

00:32:09.900 this gorilla needs to live.

00:32:11.140 That's fine.

00:32:13.100 Well, I kind of agree with that.

00:32:14.900 I think, yeah,

00:32:16.200 they probably should have killed the kid

00:32:18.420 or the mother or something

00:32:19.400 and not Harambe.

00:32:21.000 Save Harambe.

00:32:22.460 All right.

00:32:23.020 Jose, I want to know

00:32:23.760 if you think you can take any other two.

00:32:25.120 You can still pick either.

00:32:25.960 No, I couldn't.

00:32:26.520 I thought about that.

00:32:27.300 I don't think I could.

00:32:28.240 Yeah, I was thinking about that too,

00:32:29.680 and I was like,

00:32:30.040 I don't think I could do it.

00:32:31.180 No, like,

00:32:32.080 no, not really.

00:32:33.440 Like, yeah.

00:32:34.960 The funny thing is,

00:32:35.600 if you don't get past Reed's dick,

00:32:36.960 it'd be impossible.

00:32:38.180 Yeah.

00:32:39.040 Yeah, that was what I had to do,

00:32:40.480 Little Dicky,

00:32:40.920 because I could,

00:32:41.340 like, no other person.

00:32:42.420 No offense, Little Dicky,

00:32:43.440 but you're also, like, 18.

00:32:45.480 So, sorry, man.

00:32:46.620 You got some time to go.

00:32:47.560 I know if it's toad,

00:32:47.940 but you're, like,

00:32:48.740 you know,

00:32:49.720 almost dead.

00:32:50.720 It kind of reminds me.

00:32:51.880 Louis J. Gomez has a really,

00:32:53.780 like,

00:32:54.200 he doesn't have much punching power

00:32:55.760 because he hit that dude,

00:32:57.200 O'Neal,

00:32:57.980 with a couple of overhand rights,

00:32:59.380 and I was like,

00:32:59.720 you should have at least,

00:33:00.500 like, stumbled him,

00:33:01.860 and that dude wasn't stumbled at all.

00:33:03.280 I bet Big J has, like,

00:33:05.060 three good punches in him,

00:33:06.920 and then he's just absolutely winded.

00:33:08.960 Yeah.

00:33:09.220 And Dave has nothing.

00:33:11.480 Like, Dave.

00:33:12.060 Yeah.

00:33:12.720 The way to beat J is

00:33:14.240 I don't know.

00:33:15.820 He's around games.

00:33:16.160 It smells like Jay.

00:33:17.500 Those tall, skinny dudes

00:33:18.560 hit hard, man.

00:33:19.560 You might, you know,

00:33:20.400 honestly,

00:33:20.840 I feel like he beat him around now.

00:33:21.580 I feel like he should pull out his dick

00:33:24.820 and hit, uh,

00:33:25.740 fucking Jose, uh,

00:33:26.620 hit, uh,

00:33:27.340 Yeah, I think Dave's dick

00:33:29.240 is more girthy than his arms,

00:33:30.980 so.

00:33:31.480 Yeah, I would bet.

00:33:32.720 Honestly.

00:33:34.000 All right.

00:33:34.460 We'll ask him next week.

00:33:36.000 We'll ask Dave.

00:33:38.040 That's right.

00:33:38.620 That's what you're saying.

00:33:40.180 My least favorite animal

00:33:41.280 is toad, though, so.

00:33:42.620 Okay.

00:33:43.280 I was going to say

00:33:45.200 hairless cat.

00:33:48.880 Yeah, those things suck.

00:33:50.280 They're fucking precious.

00:33:51.500 All right.

00:33:51.680 The fox had an entire

00:33:52.800 coop of chickens

00:33:53.620 killed by, uh, foxes,

00:33:55.380 but he still hates

00:33:55.960 hairless cats more.

00:33:58.120 I was like,

00:33:59.180 I like you, though.

00:34:00.660 These cats,

00:34:01.200 these cats gotta go.

00:34:02.160 Actually, there is

00:34:03.980 a particular reason

00:34:04.680 I hate squirrels as well,

00:34:06.320 but I don't know

00:34:06.700 if I want to get into that.

00:34:07.460 Your volume control

00:34:08.600 is still trash.

00:34:09.280 I think, yeah,

00:34:09.800 that thing was, like,

00:34:10.520 definitely in water.

00:34:11.540 Maybe it was in the breast milk.

00:34:12.760 Did you think you left?

00:34:13.840 Ha!

00:34:14.700 Son of a bitch.

00:34:15.260 All right, next question.

00:34:15.960 All right, Lorenzo asks,

00:34:18.640 there's this tranny

00:34:19.460 that is kind of hot.

00:34:20.960 Would it be gay for her

00:34:22.060 to give me a blowjob,

00:34:23.420 even though I know

00:34:24.140 she has a penis?

00:34:25.640 Yeah.

00:34:26.480 It's gay.

00:34:26.940 Not even slightly gay.

00:34:28.400 Go for it.

00:34:28.700 It's not gay,

00:34:29.120 but it's a question

00:34:29.720 of how gay.

00:34:31.440 Yeah, I mean,

00:34:32.420 technically it's gay.

00:34:34.180 It appears, like,

00:34:34.980 yeah, because I think...

00:34:36.460 I mean, although

00:34:36.900 you're just fucking an object,

00:34:37.960 it's not...

00:34:37.980 Well, it depends on

00:34:38.840 whether or not

00:34:39.360 trans women are real women

00:34:40.800 or not.

00:34:41.340 Is the tranny dead

00:34:42.160 or alive?

00:34:42.580 I'm down to.

00:34:43.500 What do you...

00:34:43.860 What do you think they changed?

00:34:45.820 This matters.

00:34:47.460 About 40% of the time,

00:34:48.860 they are.

00:34:49.420 I think if you're single

00:34:51.340 and you're just like...

00:34:52.700 All I have to say

00:34:53.360 is you better hurry up.

00:34:54.780 If you're single

00:34:55.560 and you're needing a nut,

00:34:56.900 I feel like,

00:34:57.600 like, having a tranny

00:34:58.860 give you a blow...

00:34:59.360 That's it.

00:34:59.860 Like, they don't...

00:35:00.580 You're like,

00:35:01.080 you don't touch me

00:35:01.800 in any other way

00:35:02.360 except for you touch

00:35:03.100 my penis with your mouth.

00:35:04.300 That's it.

00:35:05.160 And I come not gay.

00:35:07.480 Yeah, I mean...

00:35:08.440 I think it's technically gay,

00:35:10.480 but it's like...

00:35:11.500 If it's a hot tranny,

00:35:12.900 like a legit passes

00:35:13.920 as a chick,

00:35:14.640 but you know

00:35:15.460 they got the wiener,

00:35:16.360 but they just want

00:35:16.860 to suck you off...

00:35:17.580 If Blair White...

00:35:18.700 I can't...

00:35:19.300 I'd be like,

00:35:19.840 all right, man.

00:35:20.600 Michael Malice is not gay.

00:35:22.200 That's what we're saying.

00:35:23.120 I was in Blair White's...

00:35:23.940 I was in Blair White's episode today.

00:35:26.280 Not in a good way.

00:35:28.300 Oh, that's not...

00:35:29.780 That's not good.

00:35:30.920 There's 130,000 people

00:35:32.160 that watched that, baby.

00:35:32.940 It has boobs.

00:35:33.980 I mean...

00:35:34.700 Hey, Clint,

00:35:35.580 all press is good press.

00:35:37.000 Just remember that.

00:35:37.880 Look, yeah,

00:35:38.600 it's been awesome

00:35:39.540 having everyone know me

00:35:40.960 by 45 seconds of my life

00:35:42.520 and a brief nod.

00:35:43.780 We got to talk about it

00:35:44.600 after Mailbag.

00:35:45.960 About the...

00:35:46.320 I know you guys

00:35:46.900 are like,

00:35:47.080 we've been talking about

00:35:47.560 gay drama,

00:35:48.220 but I think it's hilarious.

00:35:49.960 We finally got

00:35:51.500 one of our own people

00:35:52.900 trying to harass us.

00:35:54.200 Like, you know...

00:35:55.340 Like, we've had people

00:35:56.380 that had issues before.

00:35:57.260 We've got to talk

00:35:58.020 about this story.

00:35:58.720 We have to.

00:35:59.160 So good.

00:35:59.580 Can we do it now?

00:35:59.980 We'll talk about...

00:36:00.420 One more question

00:36:01.160 we'll talk about.

00:36:01.440 I don't even know

00:36:01.780 which one we're talking about.

00:36:04.900 But yeah,

00:36:05.300 it's not...

00:36:05.780 By the way,

00:36:06.180 if you want to, Lorenzo,

00:36:07.160 if you need a nut one night,

00:36:09.120 go ahead, man.

00:36:09.900 Look,

00:36:10.180 you have to be like,

00:36:11.540 you suck me,

00:36:12.440 and then you get

00:36:12.980 the fuck out of my house.

00:36:14.260 Lorenzo,

00:36:14.580 is this granny

00:36:15.240 that mid-bitch

00:36:15.880 that you were talking

00:36:16.480 about the other week?

00:36:17.520 Is this the same person?

00:36:19.760 I like how he just

00:36:20.360 keeps making up

00:36:20.960 sexual encounters

00:36:21.600 that aren't going to happen.

00:36:22.600 So look,

00:36:23.520 it's gay,

00:36:24.680 but the more

00:36:25.320 the person looks like

00:36:26.300 a woman,

00:36:26.780 the less gay it is.

00:36:28.340 Whatever.

00:36:28.880 There's nothing wrong with this.

00:36:29.740 He had an opportunity

00:36:30.940 with some mid-actual female,

00:36:32.960 and he's like,

00:36:33.520 nah, nah, nah.

00:36:34.160 I'm going to bide my time

00:36:35.620 and get this fucking...

00:36:36.760 What are you doing to yourself?

00:36:38.100 By the way,

00:36:38.540 also,

00:36:38.920 if you get the blowjob

00:36:40.060 during an episode

00:36:40.820 of Tower King,

00:36:41.520 you are gay,

00:36:42.140 by the way.

00:36:42.480 That is true.

00:36:44.840 My point,

00:36:45.760 I do want to say,

00:36:46.600 I think he's technically gay,

00:36:48.220 but I wouldn't play or hate,

00:36:49.920 and I would never bring it up.

00:36:50.980 I'd be like,

00:36:51.300 yeah,

00:36:51.440 I get it.

00:36:51.980 Like,

00:36:52.460 it was cute,

00:36:53.220 and then you didn't...

00:36:53.880 It's not like you...

00:36:54.520 But at the point,

00:36:57.020 at the point

00:36:57.840 where you knowing

00:36:59.440 that there are men

00:37:00.040 turned you on,

00:37:00.980 you're a faggot,

00:37:02.180 and you need to go over it.

00:37:03.700 All right?

00:37:04.800 I think the future president

00:37:06.620 of the United States

00:37:07.280 fucked the cranny,

00:37:08.100 so,

00:37:08.500 and he'll be on this show

00:37:09.440 next week,

00:37:09.900 so I don't think it's gay.

00:37:10.920 Like...

00:37:11.980 I need to ask for it.

00:37:12.980 Hell yeah, though.

00:37:13.600 I'm 99% sure

00:37:14.980 she's a cranny.

00:37:16.400 You know,

00:37:16.960 if that's all you did,

00:37:18.060 she's treating you

00:37:18.680 like you're gonna

00:37:19.060 treat the tranny.

00:37:20.980 All right,

00:37:21.440 one more question.

00:37:22.360 She's like,

00:37:22.800 you ain't gonna get

00:37:23.440 the fuck out of here.

00:37:24.480 She's like,

00:37:24.800 I'm a lesbian,

00:37:25.740 but I need my pussy.

00:37:26.980 Hold on,

00:37:27.460 Lorenzo,

00:37:27.740 is that all you did?

00:37:30.160 That's right.

00:37:31.040 Lorenzo,

00:37:31.420 you have long hair.

00:37:32.380 He wouldn't have said it

00:37:33.200 if he had done anything else.

00:37:34.300 Why would you fucking do that?

00:37:35.620 Yeah,

00:37:35.980 you would have said,

00:37:36.600 I got a BJ from this girl.

00:37:38.280 He said,

00:37:38.780 I ate her out.

00:37:40.080 What a fucking...

00:37:40.920 Weird flex, bro.

00:37:42.220 Yeah,

00:37:42.660 it's an odd flex.

00:37:45.060 Would you say that

00:37:45.620 if you just,

00:37:46.120 like,

00:37:46.340 you were like,

00:37:46.760 yeah,

00:37:47.040 I ate that girl out,

00:37:47.860 you would be like...

00:37:48.820 I would never admit to that.

00:37:50.260 Oh,

00:37:50.460 you would never.

00:37:51.540 You'd be like,

00:37:52.060 yeah,

00:37:52.220 I just ate out...

00:37:53.000 It was like Megan Fox.

00:37:54.020 I'd be like,

00:37:54.680 yo,

00:37:54.900 yeah,

00:37:55.120 I ate out Megan Fox.

00:37:56.040 Like,

00:37:56.140 it was crazy.

00:37:56.720 That means she dominated you.

00:37:58.080 But I'd lead with,

00:37:59.040 I fucked Megan Fox.

00:38:00.580 Because I would be eating you out

00:38:01.900 to then do that,

00:38:02.980 right?

00:38:03.220 Yes.

00:38:03.680 You don't ever flex about

00:38:04.520 just eating out.

00:38:05.860 You would just be like,

00:38:06.540 nah,

00:38:06.740 I'm not gonna tell my boys.

00:38:08.280 Like,

00:38:08.480 that's kind of depressing.

00:38:09.360 You got all horned up.

00:38:10.740 You pull up this comment

00:38:12.940 because I didn't think

00:38:13.660 you didn't get any gayer.

00:38:16.800 Really?

00:38:17.440 All right.

00:38:19.220 You know what I,

00:38:20.740 what I don't believe

00:38:21.420 about this story?

00:38:22.480 All of it.

00:38:23.340 Because you start with,

00:38:25.120 oh,

00:38:25.300 I ate her out.

00:38:26.220 But you actually had sex with her.

00:38:27.620 Why the fuck would you say

00:38:28.940 you ate her out then?

00:38:30.000 No,

00:38:30.200 but he wailed her.

00:38:31.660 I think her...

00:38:32.440 That means he fucked her in the ass.

00:38:34.040 So he didn't even pussy fuck her.

00:38:35.720 That's not what that means.

00:38:36.880 This means Lorenzo

00:38:38.260 is coming into my motherfucking mailbag

00:38:39.940 and lying again

00:38:41.220 for like the fourth week in a row.

00:38:43.120 No, no.

00:38:43.420 What I'll say is...

00:38:44.200 I'm gonna fight you, Lorenzo.

00:38:45.300 I'm gonna fight you.

00:38:45.980 I think for younger dudes,

00:38:47.620 eating out

00:38:48.440 is more of an impressive thing

00:38:50.580 than fucking.

00:38:52.380 Man.

00:38:52.800 Well,

00:38:53.020 not that fucking,

00:38:53.960 no.

00:38:54.580 No.

00:38:55.000 No.

00:38:56.240 It's nothing you brag about.

00:38:58.100 It is.

00:38:58.480 Like,

00:38:58.800 as a grown adult,

00:38:59.960 I would never be like,

00:39:01.480 yeah,

00:39:01.740 I ate that bitch out,

00:39:02.700 but I didn't do anything else.

00:39:04.580 You know what I mean?

00:39:05.240 Like,

00:39:05.440 it's a weird...

00:39:05.980 It's not a flex.

00:39:07.020 That's the thing.

00:39:07.460 It's like,

00:39:07.840 dude,

00:39:08.040 I'm...

00:39:08.460 Really?

00:39:08.840 What was she...

00:39:09.460 She's just like...

00:39:10.060 Honestly,

00:39:10.600 the fact that he got anyone

00:39:11.680 to fuck him

00:39:12.160 when he drives a Prius

00:39:13.380 is pretty impressive.

00:39:14.440 Yeah.

00:39:14.960 As a kid,

00:39:15.580 though,

00:39:15.880 no.

00:39:16.300 She's definitely

00:39:16.920 better than you know.

00:39:18.200 You know why he's bragging

00:39:19.900 about eating her out

00:39:20.700 because that's like

00:39:23.200 the only way

00:39:23.760 that he could have

00:39:24.220 made her cum.

00:39:25.300 So that's why he's like...

00:39:26.380 He thought in his head,

00:39:27.620 this is the way...

00:39:27.900 He still made her cum,

00:39:28.540 man.

00:39:29.120 He probably still did.

00:39:30.500 Honestly,

00:39:30.860 though,

00:39:31.180 if that's how you got to do it,

00:39:32.980 you get it done, bro.

00:39:33.720 But you lie.

00:39:34.820 Lorenzo,

00:39:35.260 you lie.

00:39:35.980 You made her cum

00:39:36.880 eating her out.

00:39:38.060 That's kind of his...

00:39:38.960 Yeah,

00:39:39.220 Lorenzo comes in here

00:39:40.360 and is like,

00:39:40.840 I'm six foot three inches.

00:39:42.280 Those are two separate

00:39:43.060 measurements, man.

00:39:46.680 All Lorenzo got

00:39:47.740 was the Prius.

00:39:48.920 So...

00:39:49.760 All right.

00:39:50.400 What do we got next?

00:39:51.080 Next question.

00:39:52.180 Let's go.

00:39:53.620 Let's come on.

00:39:54.220 All right.

00:39:55.160 I didn't hear what he said.

00:39:57.520 Prius.

00:39:58.620 Prius.

00:39:59.500 Yeesh.

00:40:00.140 Yeesh.

00:40:00.540 All right.

00:40:01.360 Go for it.

00:40:02.300 Okay.

00:40:02.660 Steven asks,

00:40:03.900 when do we get a Tower Gang

00:40:05.300 morning show special?

00:40:06.800 I'd love some autism

00:40:07.880 in the morning.

00:40:08.760 Never.

00:40:09.760 Never,

00:40:10.320 because we have jobs.

00:40:11.600 Clint is always asleep.

00:40:13.340 Rita's working.

00:40:14.000 I'm working.

00:40:14.600 Jose's working.

00:40:15.020 It's called Liberty Lockdown.

00:40:16.320 And Toad is working.

00:40:18.180 Correct.

00:40:20.280 It's called Liberty Lockdown

00:40:21.520 and you can tune in

00:40:22.180 at noon at the earliest.

00:40:24.980 It's funny as

00:40:25.820 mentioning that

00:40:27.060 Clint said he was like,

00:40:28.500 yeah,

00:40:28.640 for February,

00:40:29.680 I'm going to start getting up early.

00:40:31.100 Yeah.

00:40:31.340 That lasted four days.

00:40:32.600 That lasted literally a day.

00:40:33.820 He got up at like nine o'clock.

00:40:35.960 Here's the problem.

00:40:36.820 I like,

00:40:37.300 I fucking,

00:40:37.900 I stayed up all night

00:40:39.140 to try and get myself

00:40:40.160 on a good sleep schedule.

00:40:41.200 I got myself on a good sleep schedule

00:40:42.620 and then the very,

00:40:43.500 like two days later,

00:40:44.480 I took a nap

00:40:45.260 during the middle of the day

00:40:46.160 and then it was just over again.

00:40:47.520 No,

00:40:47.820 no.

00:40:48.120 What happened was

00:40:48.800 he was doing,

00:40:49.300 you were doing good

00:40:49.820 for about like almost a week,

00:40:51.040 I'd say like maybe five days

00:40:52.220 and then you spiraled

00:40:53.780 with the whole Eliza Blue thing.

00:40:55.680 That is honestly,

00:40:56.940 the next day we saw you

00:40:57.740 at like 3 p.m.

00:40:58.400 We're like,

00:40:58.680 oh,

00:40:58.780 he's back on his shit again.

00:41:00.040 Yeah.

00:41:00.240 Yeah.

00:41:00.500 I did,

00:41:01.720 dude.

00:41:01.840 That was rough.

00:41:02.760 I know everyone,

00:41:03.580 like all my supporters

00:41:05.120 were like,

00:41:05.940 it doesn't seem like

00:41:06.680 you're getting much hate.

00:41:07.480 I was like,

00:41:07.720 you have no fucking idea.

00:41:09.420 Yeah.

00:41:10.020 You have no idea

00:41:10.940 what it was like,

00:41:11.500 but I don't want to talk about it.

00:41:12.500 I'm looking in.

00:41:13.280 I understand.

00:41:14.040 Like a lot of people

00:41:14.340 don't understand

00:41:14.740 like where we're at

00:41:15.560 and like,

00:41:16.160 I guess a segway is perfectly

00:41:17.660 to our next thing,

00:41:18.660 but like.

00:41:19.500 You're announcing a segway?

00:41:21.660 I'm announcing a segway.

00:41:22.840 I don't give a fuck.

00:41:23.840 You know,

00:41:24.580 professionalism.

00:41:25.480 But no,

00:41:26.560 it is different.

00:41:27.520 When you're outside looking in,

00:41:28.460 you're like,

00:41:28.740 well,

00:41:28.880 it seems like it was fair.

00:41:29.740 I don't see a ton of hate,

00:41:30.800 but it's like the people

00:41:31.800 that hate that shit

00:41:32.540 hate it a lot

00:41:33.300 and it's getting

00:41:34.420 such a large audience

00:41:35.660 that it may be people

00:41:36.760 you don't see

00:41:37.560 that are like,

00:41:38.460 you know.

00:41:38.740 That clip,

00:41:39.480 no lie,

00:41:40.100 has been viewed

00:41:40.740 millions and millions

00:41:42.460 and millions of times.

00:41:43.380 It has been on

00:41:43.900 The Quartering

00:41:44.760 and fucking Homegirl

00:41:45.960 that I mentioned earlier,

00:41:47.060 I'm blanking on her name.

00:41:47.940 Blair White.

00:41:48.500 Blair White.

00:41:49.080 Blair White.

00:41:50.520 Homeboy.

00:41:51.380 The entire drama sphere

00:41:53.300 of YouTube.

00:41:54.180 Home they them.

00:41:56.060 I will say,

00:41:56.940 Eliza Blue

00:41:57.660 did nothing wrong

00:41:58.660 in that video.

00:42:00.000 I don't know,

00:42:05.540 I was done,

00:42:06.060 I was done.

00:42:06.520 But I want to talk about

00:42:07.440 the one hater

00:42:08.480 that we got

00:42:09.040 that went after all of us

00:42:10.340 because this is such

00:42:11.100 a fucking beautiful story.

00:42:12.500 So this dude,

00:42:13.040 this dude Instagrams me,

00:42:14.160 right?

00:42:14.720 He's got like 300.

00:42:15.800 Oh, that guy.

00:42:16.860 Yeah.

00:42:17.660 He didn't go after me

00:42:18.860 because Marty Meech.

00:42:19.500 I thought you were

00:42:19.940 talking about the fake abuser.

00:42:22.300 No, we're not talking about that.

00:42:23.160 This is actually funny.

00:42:24.140 None of that,

00:42:24.400 none of that gay shit.

00:42:24.980 I'm just kidding.

00:42:25.540 I'm just kidding.

00:42:25.880 Don't fucking kill me.

00:42:26.880 Jesus Christ.

00:42:27.000 This is so funny.

00:42:28.120 He's on Instagram

00:42:29.120 and he DMs me

00:42:31.800 and he says,

00:42:32.600 Pedo.

00:42:33.700 And I fucking,

00:42:34.900 I accept that I'm about to respond

00:42:36.220 and then I don't

00:42:36.940 because I hadn't responded

00:42:38.300 to any of the shit

00:42:38.940 that I was getting

00:42:39.460 and I just like,

00:42:40.540 I go to bed.

00:42:41.420 I wake up the next day

00:42:42.320 or actually I only check Instagram

00:42:43.720 once a day

00:42:44.060 because it's not on my phone,

00:42:44.800 right?

00:42:44.980 So I check it

00:42:45.720 that next night

00:42:47.100 and I see that like

00:42:48.300 four times

00:42:49.300 with like three hour intervals

00:42:50.880 in between all day

00:42:52.400 he's been saying

00:42:53.660 Pedo, Pedo, Pedo,

00:42:54.800 Pedo, Pedo, Pedo, Pedo,

00:42:56.300 Pedo, Pedo, Pedo,

00:42:57.000 Pedo, Pedo, Pedo.

00:42:58.680 So I got asked just quickly,

00:43:01.280 is it Pedo or Pedo?

00:43:02.960 I think it's Pedo

00:43:04.120 but it's like,

00:43:05.140 it's like one of those dudes,

00:43:06.340 you know,

00:43:06.540 never getting a response

00:43:07.480 from a chick

00:43:08.120 and he keeps DMing her.

00:43:10.300 Yeah, yeah.

00:43:10.700 He's treating me

00:43:11.500 like a chick

00:43:11.880 that's ignoring him

00:43:12.500 and I'm like,

00:43:12.940 I'm a pedophile.

00:43:14.340 Leave me alone.

00:43:14.960 What are you doing?

00:43:17.480 You're too old for me.

00:43:18.640 What are you doing?

00:43:19.660 So, so I,

00:43:20.680 but he,

00:43:21.500 he's got his real profile picture

00:43:22.960 and he's got his real name

00:43:23.940 on his account

00:43:24.460 even though it's private.

00:43:25.560 So I immediately

00:43:26.520 Google it

00:43:27.080 because I'm like,

00:43:27.740 this guy has to be a libertarian

00:43:28.980 to have any like craziness

00:43:30.920 to come after me.

00:43:31.760 He finds me on Instagram

00:43:32.580 which I'm not big on.

00:43:33.820 I don't fuck with Instagram

00:43:34.500 hardly ever.

00:43:35.240 So I'm like,

00:43:35.840 this guy has to have known me somehow.

00:43:37.520 So I find him

00:43:38.360 and like,

00:43:39.800 it's such a quick Google.

00:43:40.840 And you kill him.

00:43:41.860 And I'm going to his funeral tomorrow

00:43:44.180 to kill his entire family too.

00:43:45.400 It's going to be awesome.

00:43:46.660 Clint's entire life

00:43:47.620 is being defined

00:43:48.180 by 45 seconds

00:43:49.300 in which he killed somebody.

00:43:50.320 So I find,

00:43:51.780 I find,

00:43:52.260 I find this dude online.

00:43:53.140 He has ran for some sort of like

00:43:55.900 no dick candidacy

00:43:56.860 in Washington,

00:43:57.940 DC.

00:43:58.360 He lives in Virginia.

00:43:59.660 I know where he works.

00:44:01.140 I send a DM to his,

00:44:02.420 his employer.

00:44:03.340 I find his phone number online.

00:44:05.160 I call him at 2 AM.

00:44:06.760 No, no, no.

00:44:07.220 I send a screen.

00:44:08.180 I text a screenshot

00:44:09.240 from my personal phone number

00:44:10.560 to his personal cell phone

00:44:12.280 at 2 AM

00:44:12.920 with the screenshot

00:44:13.840 of me informing his,

00:44:15.160 his employee,

00:44:15.880 employer

00:44:16.620 that I expect an apology

00:44:18.160 by, you know,

00:44:19.000 24 hours from today.

00:44:20.440 And then I,

00:44:21.380 then he immediately calls me

00:44:22.840 and he starts talking shit

00:44:24.040 off the,

00:44:24.560 off jump.

00:44:25.040 And I was like,

00:44:25.540 look, brother,

00:44:26.320 I'm going to be in DC

00:44:27.320 for this anti-war march.

00:44:28.700 I'm not.

00:44:29.680 And I'm going to meet you

00:44:32.000 and I'm going to,

00:44:32.840 we're going to settle this shit.

00:44:33.980 And then he,

00:44:35.000 he finally like realizes like,

00:44:36.700 oh,

00:44:36.820 I'm totally a loose cannon.

00:44:38.300 And like,

00:44:38.700 I need to fucking back off

00:44:40.200 the heat here.

00:44:40.900 And he goes,

00:44:41.500 look,

00:44:41.720 I don't want to have

00:44:43.220 any trouble with you.

00:44:44.560 So how about

00:44:45.860 you're too young for me,

00:44:49.640 but I'll make an exception.

00:44:50.760 Fuck your kids.

00:44:51.500 All right.

00:44:52.740 Fuck you and your entire family.

00:44:55.080 He,

00:44:55.580 this guy finally apologizes

00:44:56.900 and he's like groveling

00:44:58.240 by the end of it.

00:44:58.780 He's like,

00:44:59.120 I am so sorry.

00:45:00.500 I am so sorry

00:45:01.520 that I said this to you.

00:45:02.360 I was like,

00:45:02.920 you're goddamn right.

00:45:04.320 You're sorry.

00:45:05.100 And then I fucking,

00:45:05.820 and I go,

00:45:06.260 have a good night.

00:45:07.120 And I hang up.

00:45:07.940 This is like 2 AM.

00:45:08.900 I'm so fucking out of my mind,

00:45:10.020 but I've been getting

00:45:10.560 all these hate messages

00:45:11.280 from everybody

00:45:11.780 that I completely lost my shit.

00:45:13.320 You guys are all giving me shit

00:45:14.560 about my prep for Tim cast,

00:45:16.000 but you were in the same

00:45:16.660 exact mindset,

00:45:17.580 if not worse.

00:45:18.300 So this is true.

00:45:20.340 We got to address this.

00:45:21.380 The next day,

00:45:22.060 I get messages

00:45:22.780 from fucking Reed

00:45:23.900 and someone else.

00:45:25.000 I forget who,

00:45:25.520 who was it?

00:45:26.440 It was me up

00:45:27.660 and then Reed.

00:45:28.540 But I,

00:45:29.380 all I did,

00:45:29.960 I like considered calling him

00:45:31.840 because I knew you had the deets

00:45:33.480 and you're a homie.

00:45:34.460 So I'm like,

00:45:34.900 you're just sending me that number

00:45:35.640 and I'd get it.

00:45:36.480 But I was like,

00:45:38.020 what am I even going to say?

00:45:39.060 Cause like,

00:45:39.420 I can't pull a Clint.

00:45:40.360 Like,

00:45:40.540 I'm not going to,

00:45:41.460 like,

00:45:41.580 I don't care enough.

00:45:42.620 I barely care at all.

00:45:44.440 Like,

00:45:44.560 so I was like,

00:45:45.040 if I had been in DC that night,

00:45:46.660 I would have gone to his house.

00:45:48.000 I was that out of my mind

00:45:50.120 for like an hour.

00:45:50.660 That's my point.

00:45:51.460 I don't have any,

00:45:52.460 like,

00:45:52.640 there's no teeth here.

00:45:53.520 Like,

00:45:53.640 I can't be like,

00:45:54.180 bitch,

00:45:54.580 I'm jet setting all the time

00:45:56.080 for these fucking convention

00:45:57.080 where fuck,

00:45:57.600 I'll fucking find you me.

00:45:59.120 I'm like,

00:45:59.740 I don't really ever go anywhere.

00:46:01.060 Like,

00:46:01.680 like,

00:46:02.360 what am I going to do?

00:46:03.060 Give you an address?

00:46:03.900 I'm like,

00:46:04.240 nah,

00:46:04.380 I don't know.

00:46:04.620 That's like kind of weird.

00:46:05.440 You're going to be mad about that,

00:46:06.920 but you're going to be in his hometown tomorrow.

00:46:09.800 Show up.

00:46:10.840 Yeah.

00:46:11.040 You're right.

00:46:12.000 He's DC.

00:46:12.660 I didn't even think about that.

00:46:14.360 Fuck.

00:46:15.040 Say his name.

00:46:15.660 Say his phone number right now.

00:46:17.320 Yeah.

00:46:17.780 I have a very quick question.

00:46:19.360 Live boxing here on Tower Game.

00:46:21.720 The very next day,

00:46:22.940 he goes after Reed and Jose.

00:46:24.400 They can fill in the rest of the blanks here.

00:46:25.820 Yeah.

00:46:26.000 But what he said about Reed was true,

00:46:27.460 right?

00:46:27.760 He called you a faggot.

00:46:28.880 What did he call you?

00:46:29.700 I just fucking ignored.

00:46:31.280 Cause I just like,

00:46:31.760 I was busy.

00:46:32.460 I didn't give a fuck.

00:46:33.840 Actually,

00:46:34.300 his,

00:46:34.460 his,

00:46:34.960 his statement to me,

00:46:36.100 it wasn't that inaccurate.

00:46:36.900 He said,

00:46:37.360 Hey,

00:46:37.500 nice pedo party.

00:46:38.760 You got there.

00:46:39.340 And I didn't know if he meant the libertarian party.

00:46:42.420 Okay.

00:46:43.420 Wait,

00:46:45.220 well now.

00:46:45.760 Didn't he tell you Jose that you should kill yourself,

00:46:49.580 you little half man or something like that.

00:46:50.900 He said,

00:46:51.440 you lost the midget.

00:46:54.840 Which is like kind of funny,

00:46:58.260 but it's like a toad joke.

00:46:59.600 Like a good toad joke.

00:47:00.860 So who is this guy?

00:47:01.740 He's like,

00:47:02.480 he's followed by reason.

00:47:04.800 I can tell you where he works in his phone number.

00:47:06.900 And I'll,

00:47:07.040 he's going to be,

00:47:07.420 he writes for reason and Clint,

00:47:11.180 you did actually call his,

00:47:12.620 his work or did you not?

00:47:14.240 It's high.

00:47:15.040 I emailed his work.

00:47:15.820 His name is though.

00:47:16.440 I can't remember.

00:47:16.620 You emailed his work.

00:47:17.760 Oh no,

00:47:17.960 no,

00:47:18.040 I was going to email.

00:47:19.220 I ended up DMing and I deleted it after he apologized.

00:47:22.380 What does he do?

00:47:23.080 Because that's the only thing I would say.

00:47:25.700 Like he writes for a reason.

00:47:26.660 He works for a conservative outlet.

00:47:29.960 It was a,

00:47:30.680 he he's like,

00:47:31.340 I've already abandoned the libertarian part.

00:47:32.740 I was like,

00:47:32.980 wait,

00:47:33.120 wait,

00:47:33.280 wait,

00:47:33.320 wait,

00:47:33.380 wait,

00:47:33.480 wait.

00:47:33.700 You abandoned the libertarian party because of the Mises caucus takeover.

00:47:36.580 And then you went and you worked for a conservative outlet.

00:47:38.480 So like,

00:47:39.180 what was your beef with us?

00:47:40.240 Like,

00:47:40.400 cause we're always accused of being conservatives and he hates us.

00:47:43.260 He hates all of us.

00:47:44.100 The fact that he fucking went through the,

00:47:45.660 like the tower gang circle after he got scared to death by me.

00:47:49.060 It's so,

00:47:50.040 it's so crazy.

00:47:51.120 He's so out of it.

00:47:52.000 Cause half of us hate the Mises caucus.

00:47:53.960 He has no idea.

00:47:55.760 Please tell us,

00:47:56.680 lay out your interaction with him.

00:47:59.240 That guy's it's yours is like,

00:48:01.620 it's,

00:48:01.980 I feel like Clint's is funny,

00:48:03.100 but in some weird way,

00:48:04.360 yours is funnier.

00:48:05.340 I'm mad.

00:48:06.000 I'm mad that he blocked me.

00:48:07.560 Like I'm thinking about,

00:48:08.660 I'm thinking through it now.

00:48:09.720 And I'm thinking like,

00:48:10.680 like this guy should probably be Reed's replacement.

00:48:14.240 Let's talk about it after the show.

00:48:15.940 Go ahead.

00:48:16.740 Tell it how it played out for you.

00:48:18.300 Oh,

00:48:18.500 so he just messaged me.

00:48:19.620 Nice pedo part.

00:48:20.580 Now Clint's got me saying it that way.

00:48:22.100 A nice pedo party.

00:48:23.080 You got there.

00:48:24.040 So I just sent him his phone number.

00:48:26.620 I just DMed it.

00:48:28.740 Just for the record though.

00:48:29.700 That was my question.

00:48:30.640 I said,

00:48:31.300 I said,

00:48:31.660 send him his own phone number.

00:48:33.120 Yeah.

00:48:35.000 Oh,

00:48:35.560 I forgot.

00:48:36.000 I forgot to hold that to me,

00:48:37.340 but yeah,

00:48:37.780 I mean,

00:48:38.040 so I told Reed,

00:48:39.080 but you sent it to me,

00:48:39.800 but he,

00:48:40.080 he like blocked,

00:48:41.320 he messaged me and then immediately locked out shit.

00:48:43.560 So I couldn't even reply.

00:48:44.420 The best,

00:48:44.660 the best part about all this was like,

00:48:46.020 it escalated over time.

00:48:47.940 So after I fucking find him online,

00:48:50.240 I see what he's,

00:48:52.280 cause I find him on LinkedIn.

00:48:53.100 So I see his college.

00:48:54.280 I see his employer,

00:48:54.980 everything.

00:48:55.320 So I,

00:48:55.980 I see his college.

00:48:56.980 So I just respond with his,

00:48:58.800 with his like alumni status.

00:49:00.300 I'm like alumni of St.

00:49:02.500 Mary's college.

00:49:03.140 And then I leave it,

00:49:04.120 but I see on Instagram that it's,

00:49:05.720 that it's red.

00:49:06.320 So he has read it.

00:49:07.460 So I wait five minutes.

00:49:08.620 Cause I'm like,

00:49:09.080 I'm going to let this guy respond.

00:49:10.160 Let's see what he has to say.

00:49:11.120 And then I just respond back after five minutes.

00:49:12.980 I'm like,

00:49:13.320 Oh,

00:49:14.240 pussy doesn't have anything else to say,

00:49:15.500 huh?

00:49:15.840 You know,

00:49:16.080 like I start to escalate shit.

00:49:17.440 And I'm like,

00:49:17.960 I'm like,

00:49:18.340 now I know I'm not,

00:49:19.740 now I know I have him on the run.

00:49:20.760 So I fucking,

00:49:21.720 I send him his,

00:49:22.340 his employer after that.

00:49:23.400 And I go,

00:49:23.820 see,

00:49:24.160 I know where you work too.

00:49:25.340 I don't have a job.

00:49:26.280 You can't do shit to me.

00:49:27.580 So I'm like,

00:49:28.500 now I'm escalating it more.

00:49:29.500 And then I see that I'm able to fucking vote,

00:49:31.860 like video call him through Instagram.

00:49:33.980 So I start doing that.

00:49:35.280 And he starts,

00:49:35.840 he starts canceling it.

00:49:37.000 And I,

00:49:37.420 and I go,

00:49:37.940 I call it again.

00:49:38.740 But every time I call it,

00:49:39.880 he can't,

00:49:40.300 he can't block me because the fucking,

00:49:41.780 the call comes up.

00:49:42.660 So he has to fucking keep canceling it over and over again at 2 a.m.

00:49:45.340 in the morning.

00:49:45.820 So I just keep calling him for like 25 times in a row.

00:49:48.420 And he just keeps hanging up every single time.

00:49:50.400 And he's so psycho,

00:49:51.480 man.

00:49:52.220 Yeah.

00:49:52.380 I wanted to punish one of these fucking internet trolls.

00:49:58.040 I just wanted to do one.

00:49:59.180 Like,

00:49:59.380 I'm not going to go to all the trouble.

00:50:01.000 This sounds so much worse for you.

00:50:02.240 This sounds like you're the bad guy.

00:50:05.060 You are the bad guy.

00:50:06.840 It's funny as fuck.

00:50:08.600 He came for me.

00:50:09.920 I would have never said a fucking word to the guy.

00:50:11.860 He came out of the blue,

00:50:12.740 called me a pedo all day,

00:50:14.180 all day.

00:50:14.680 He did it.

00:50:15.180 This wasn't a one-off.

00:50:16.260 This wasn't like,

00:50:16.700 I just saw a 45 second clip.

00:50:18.060 I think you're a fucking creep.

00:50:19.280 And then I would have been like,

00:50:20.180 all right,

00:50:20.440 well,

00:50:20.660 you don't understand.

00:50:21.380 That's fine.

00:50:21.800 Moving on.

00:50:22.360 No,

00:50:22.480 no,

00:50:22.560 no.

00:50:22.680 He said it for an entire 24 hour period.

00:50:24.660 He escalated the situation.

00:50:25.920 I fucking ended it.

00:50:26.760 That's okay.

00:50:27.200 Fuck this guy.

00:50:27.940 He's a fucking loser.

00:50:28.260 Why don't these people come after me?

00:50:29.940 Like this guy,

00:50:30.920 he went after you guys.

00:50:31.840 Just as unhinged as me.

00:50:33.600 I guess they know that.

00:50:35.140 But even the yoga pants bit,

00:50:36.480 like everybody,

00:50:37.200 like she kind of went after you guys and you went after her.

00:50:39.760 And I've been saying very mean things to her.

00:50:42.320 Like,

00:50:42.380 like cutting her.

00:50:43.360 Me too.

00:50:44.020 And she just has not,

00:50:45.320 all she says back to me is like,

00:50:46.640 yo,

00:50:46.880 you don't give me a good morning text or whatever the fuck.

00:50:49.280 I'm like,

00:50:49.520 I just do this.

00:50:50.480 On this top,

00:50:51.360 you're always at 11.

00:50:52.680 So people are like,

00:50:53.340 this motherfucker is insane.

00:50:54.920 Whereas like me and Clint,

00:50:56.500 we like play it reserved.

00:50:57.900 And we just sit and watch and analyze the,

00:51:00.720 the,

00:51:00.960 the,

00:51:01.280 the,

00:51:01.760 the battlefield and whatever,

00:51:02.840 and then like pick our shots.

00:51:04.240 And I ended her.

00:51:07.960 Sorry.

00:51:08.620 I just,

00:51:09.120 I just wanted the story to be known because when people come for me,

00:51:12.120 I want you just to know that I have a,

00:51:14.040 a level of insanity that like,

00:51:15.600 if you cross it,

00:51:16.660 I am fucking crazy.

00:51:17.660 Like I really am.

00:51:18.940 And I'm also very,

00:51:20.940 very nice and very,

00:51:21.900 very chill.

00:51:22.520 And I won't ever get to that level except for if you come for me,

00:51:25.940 like yoga pants is a good example.

00:51:27.420 I didn't fuck with this bitch at all that.

00:51:29.060 She took some out of context shit and she tried to fucking ruin me.

00:51:31.680 And I was like,

00:51:32.180 Oh,

00:51:33.240 Oh no,

00:51:33.740 I know who you are.

00:51:35.120 So I do.

00:51:35.780 I do have a question just for mainly Jose.

00:51:39.520 Jose.

00:51:39.880 I really have to.

00:51:41.080 By the way,

00:51:42.120 her complaint,

00:51:43.100 as far as Clint is concerned,

00:51:45.380 was from tower gang.

00:51:46.820 And she was complaining that Clint wanted to,

00:51:49.120 I believe genocide white women instead of disabled.

00:51:52.400 No one was making fun of your retarded son.

00:51:55.480 That's this was her complaint.

00:51:57.100 We weren't saying that,

00:51:58.220 but now I am.

00:51:59.180 She was upset about some,

00:52:02.720 she took in like a clip,

00:52:04.500 which out of context and context,

00:52:06.180 who cares fucking about how we want to kill disabled people or some shit,

00:52:10.220 but we wish we do.

00:52:11.780 Yeah.

00:52:11.900 Oh,

00:52:12.100 it was,

00:52:12.520 it was the disabled against the,

00:52:13.920 the e thoughts or something,

00:52:15.320 whatever it was.

00:52:16.100 Oh,

00:52:16.320 she said,

00:52:16.880 she said,

00:52:17.300 Clint thinks all,

00:52:18.160 all like attractive white women are disabled.

00:52:20.520 And we're like,

00:52:21.140 yeah.

00:52:21.500 And yes,

00:52:22.740 yeah,

00:52:23.300 you're proving it right now.

00:52:25.700 Can you argue against that?

00:52:26.980 They're never challenged because they have everything given to,

00:52:29.300 to them throughout their lives.

00:52:30.260 So like they never are forced to grow personality.

00:52:32.220 It's,

00:52:32.960 it's not their fault.

00:52:33.960 I'm not even blaming them.

00:52:35.560 It's like,

00:52:36.120 I date y'all.

00:52:37.100 It's not that I don't blame you.

00:52:38.940 I just,

00:52:39.340 you know,

00:52:39.540 Cole,

00:52:40.180 what,

00:52:40.420 what bone did you want to pick?

00:52:42.420 No,

00:52:42.900 I just,

00:52:43.300 I really need to piss.

00:52:44.460 And all I have is this fucking can right here.

00:52:46.720 Come on,

00:52:47.740 do it,

00:52:48.260 do it.

00:52:48.620 And so I just wondered if,

00:52:49.840 if Jose ever does it in the can and if I should just do it right now,

00:52:53.040 because I really got to piss.

00:52:55.840 Is it,

00:52:56.340 is it full what he's about to show us?

00:52:57.820 He's got a,

00:52:58.080 he's got a big cup on hand.

00:53:00.060 Oh my God.

00:53:01.260 I can't know.

00:53:01.740 Jose,

00:53:02.280 what are you going to ask to stand in the studio tomorrow?

00:53:05.360 Are you going to be like,

00:53:05.660 no,

00:53:06.040 dude,

00:53:06.900 it's funny.

00:53:07.540 My wife actually took that into account.

00:53:09.380 Like,

00:53:09.480 I didn't even think about it.

00:53:10.200 It's like,

00:53:10.540 she's like,

00:53:11.060 you normally stand,

00:53:11.960 right?

00:53:12.220 Like,

00:53:12.480 yeah.

00:53:13.160 Like,

00:53:13.340 it's because you use it to kind of like dissipate your nervous energy or

00:53:16.100 like,

00:53:16.320 kind of like,

00:53:16.680 it's just going to be like this the whole time sitting down.

00:53:19.220 He's like,

00:53:19.920 you need to get like a Paul.

00:53:20.940 Hey Paul,

00:53:21.920 you fucking faggot Paul.

00:53:23.780 What's up,

00:53:24.140 bro?

00:53:25.200 This guy keeps coming back.

00:53:26.480 It's amazing.

00:53:27.260 I love Paul.

00:53:28.040 Paul is like a big ass IRL fan.

00:53:30.500 So he's like going to watch them.

00:53:31.900 He's my favorite guy.

00:53:33.080 Great,

00:53:33.360 dude.

00:53:33.880 Yeah,

00:53:34.160 he's cool.

00:53:34.720 I don't like the way he looks,

00:53:35.600 but I like that he comes here.

00:53:36.660 I mean,

00:53:37.500 his physique,

00:53:38.080 his sweater that he wears,

00:53:39.280 his fucking facial hair,

00:53:40.200 all horrific,

00:53:41.280 but I love him.

00:53:42.120 I like him.

00:53:43.540 His last name spelled like a sneeze or something.

00:53:46.400 I don't know.

00:53:46.740 His last name is very German,

00:53:53.660 which I like,

00:53:55.560 but he's also,

00:53:56.320 tell me he's endearing.

00:53:58.900 Look at that photo and tell me that's an endearing human being.

00:54:01.240 that's like me in like 15 years.

00:54:03.500 Look at that.

00:54:04.860 All right,

00:54:05.240 guys,

00:54:05.500 you guys want to plug and move on to another topic?

00:54:08.280 What do we want to do?

00:54:09.360 Oh,

00:54:09.760 we haven't done plugs.

00:54:10.880 Yeah,

00:54:11.100 we haven't done plugs.

00:54:11.720 Let's do it.

00:54:12.400 Yeah,

00:54:12.880 we have to do the,

00:54:13.840 we have to do the,

00:54:15.380 the coffee ad as well,

00:54:16.980 by the way.

00:54:17.400 Oh yeah.

00:54:17.540 Is anybody,

00:54:18.300 anyone?

00:54:19.120 What I've learned from Legion of Skanks is that when,

00:54:21.560 when I'm telling a fucking crazy story about myself,

00:54:23.940 this was me demonstrating my Louis J Gomez side.

00:54:27.000 And I need you guys to play off of it.

00:54:28.660 You have to come up with some sort of impersonation to me,

00:54:30.920 how they do with Louis.

00:54:31.840 So,

00:54:32.100 all right,

00:54:32.780 Liberty Lockdown,

00:54:33.460 Clint Russell.

00:54:34.260 Today I had on Steve Friend,

00:54:36.020 a suspended FBI agent.

00:54:37.300 It is an absolutely fantastic episode.

00:54:39.460 There's been no viewers because I'm on fucking rumble,

00:54:41.900 but you should watch it anyways.

00:54:43.900 Thank you guys for checking us out.

00:54:45.220 Next.

00:54:47.380 I'm Jose Galisson.

00:54:48.260 Mr. Agency Buddy,

00:54:48.940 by the way.

00:54:49.660 Jose Galisson.

00:54:51.120 I have the No Way Jose podcast.

00:54:52.980 If you'd like to check it out.

00:54:54.580 I am going on Timcast with Reed tomorrow,

00:54:59.060 which is February 9th,

00:55:02.580 if you're watching this later.

00:55:04.520 But yep,

00:55:05.600 that should be a fun one.

00:55:07.000 I will have dropping premier from the day after February 10th.

00:55:10.780 I did an episode with Radix.

00:55:13.580 It covers Michigan stuff a lot.

00:55:15.780 We're going to the Michigan stuff.

00:55:17.180 Hell yeah.

00:55:17.760 Pick up the shit.

00:55:18.740 I do my OKC stuff.

00:55:20.700 That's it.

00:55:21.140 Hell yeah.

00:55:21.820 I am Reed Coverdale,

00:55:23.560 and I will be going on Timcast with Jose tomorrow.

00:55:26.240 I have the Naturalist Capitalist podcast,

00:55:29.680 biggest on YouTube,

00:55:30.920 also on Rumble and Odyssey

00:55:33.300 and all the audio platforms.

00:55:36.200 Go check it out

00:55:36.940 and buy my merch at TopLobster.com,

00:55:39.540 obviously.

00:55:40.400 That's right.

00:55:40.860 When I got more subscribers on Rumble,

00:55:42.760 did you think about killing yourself, Jose?

00:55:49.620 You catch me at Top Lobster everywhere.

00:55:52.860 That's the Top Lobster with an A,

00:55:53.960 TopLobster.com.

00:55:54.800 Go buy some T-shirts and stuff like that,

00:55:56.580 because my phone,

00:55:58.020 look at my phone,

00:55:58.800 it's broken.

00:55:59.440 What happened here?

00:56:00.500 I need to buy a new phone,

00:56:01.540 so you guys need to buy some T-shirts

00:56:02.880 so I can buy a new phone.

00:56:04.220 Go to a podcast where you want it on.

00:56:06.220 Top, if you need a new phone,

00:56:07.160 I have two old Android phones if you want.

00:56:09.460 No, I'm going to probably get,

00:56:10.420 I don't know what I'm going to get.

00:56:11.340 I'm going to look.

00:56:12.020 But again,

00:56:12.480 actually, the Yee-E shirt's been moving.

00:56:14.120 I moved like a couple of them today,

00:56:16.140 so yeah.

00:56:17.220 Hell yeah.

00:56:18.660 Thank you.

00:56:18.960 Steve Fat Dave on Twitter.

00:56:20.760 The only thing is just for Tower Gang,

00:56:22.600 next week we do have,

00:56:23.600 and I'm probably totally going to mention again,

00:56:25.040 but we do have fucking Dave Smith next week.

00:56:28.280 He's agreed.

00:56:29.060 And also, here's the thing.

00:56:30.940 We're getting,

00:56:31.680 and we're going to make this explicit today.

00:56:34.200 We want comedian Dave Smith.

00:56:35.640 We don't want LP bullshit politics Dave Smith.

00:56:38.400 Dude, that's right.

00:56:39.020 What I want to do is piss him off so much

00:56:41.340 with the LPMC shit

00:56:42.240 that he comes in ready to debate,

00:56:44.060 and then we're just like,

00:56:44.740 nah, drop that fucking case.

00:56:46.580 We're going to add a co-cash to that motherfucker.

00:56:48.900 It's like making super mad,

00:56:50.500 like,

00:56:50.940 I want to talk about this.

00:56:52.460 The problem is,

00:56:53.200 Dave was like never doing other podcasts

00:56:55.680 that weren't libertarian,

00:56:57.120 besides Legion Skanks.

00:56:58.380 And then all of a sudden,

00:56:59.140 the last week,

00:56:59.700 he goes on Burt Kreischer's podcast twice.

00:57:03.360 Wait,

00:57:05.000 he was on Burt twice?

00:57:05.940 That's interesting.

00:57:06.320 Yeah,

00:57:06.480 he was on something Bernie,

00:57:07.560 and then he was on Burt Cats itself.

00:57:09.300 Yeah,

00:57:09.480 he was on the food one,

00:57:10.840 for sure.

00:57:11.560 Yeah,

00:57:11.700 he was on the food one,

00:57:12.180 and then he posted today

00:57:12.960 that he was also on with Stan Hope.

00:57:16.880 So,

00:57:18.080 fucking,

00:57:18.580 I was like,

00:57:19.120 damn it,

00:57:19.800 but whatever.

00:57:20.560 We're going to get the comedian Dave Smith.

00:57:22.340 We're not going to get fucking bullshit.

00:57:23.840 That's right.

00:57:24.500 That's right.

00:57:24.940 We're going to get Dick Dave.

00:57:26.600 You'll bully him

00:57:27.540 if you try to go political.

00:57:29.440 Yeah,

00:57:29.960 not the dicks in the LP,

00:57:32.160 but just penises.

00:57:33.340 That's what we're going to talk about.

00:57:34.700 Tower Gang Toad.

00:57:36.460 Sign up for the Tower Gang Patreon.

00:57:38.440 Patreon.com slash Tower Gang Pod.

00:57:40.780 Fucking do it.

00:57:42.040 By the way,

00:57:42.440 I did piss in the fucking can.

00:57:44.840 And I almost just took a drink out of it.

00:57:47.020 Out of...

00:57:47.660 You should.

00:57:49.260 You should do it.

00:57:50.080 Do it live.

00:57:50.900 Why not?

00:57:51.560 And subscribe to the Tower Gang Pod.

00:57:53.560 Make sure you hit a like and a comment.

00:57:55.280 We're at $8.99.

00:57:56.140 By the end of this show,

00:57:56.840 if we're not at $900,

00:57:57.480 I will blow my brains out live on Earth.

00:57:59.340 Don't make me do it.

00:58:00.100 We're on YouTube.

00:58:00.640 We're on Odyssey.

00:58:01.700 We're on Rumble.

00:58:02.520 The lowest of people on KinCat.

00:58:04.180 Cut the music.

00:58:05.020 This is pretty cool.

00:58:05.760 I just looked at my Twitter.

00:58:07.000 Ben Swan is trying to follow me.

00:58:09.040 He says,

00:58:09.800 Elon won't let me follow you.

00:58:11.820 Oh, yeah.

00:58:12.160 That's right.

00:58:12.640 I was limited.

00:58:13.440 I couldn't follow people today.

00:58:14.620 Yeah, I couldn't.

00:58:15.140 I didn't follow anybody today.

00:58:16.640 Are we going to do the...

00:58:17.900 We should do the other plug right now as well.

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00:58:36.960 Put the coffee in your butthole.

00:58:38.640 That's right.

00:58:39.340 I just did it.

00:58:40.340 Not put the coffee in my butthole,

00:58:42.100 but I just bought some more of this coffee.

00:58:44.680 It's good fucking stuff.

00:58:45.720 If Steve's a good dude,

00:58:47.340 buy some Fox & Son's Coffee.

00:58:49.160 Fox & Son's Coffee is what I was getting high as fuck off of

00:58:51.960 when I was threatening that dude online.

00:58:53.580 So, like, I would recommend that you only do a half bag.

00:58:56.260 If you do a full bag, you will threaten people.

00:58:58.480 You know what...

00:58:59.280 What you can do is you can shove it up your butt

00:59:03.120 and then you can grind the beans that way

00:59:04.840 and then it would be more like civet coffee, you know?

00:59:07.440 I know what you mean, but...

00:59:09.100 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:59:10.900 It's a deep reference.

00:59:12.500 It's a specific type of coffee

00:59:14.000 that no one would fucking understand.

00:59:15.360 Oh, that's the one that those fucking bats eat

00:59:18.660 or something like that.

00:59:19.160 No one has realized yet that it's Fox & Son's?

00:59:22.420 Like, what's the N stand for?

00:59:23.440 Fox &?

00:59:23.860 I think it's just a cool way of saying and.

00:59:25.780 No, I don't know.

00:59:27.040 They should have gone with D for Son's.

00:59:28.760 I don't know, man.

00:59:30.300 There you go.

00:59:30.680 You never know what that N stands for.

00:59:31.840 It might stand for something else.

00:59:33.300 Yeah.

00:59:33.660 He could have used the ampersands,

00:59:35.260 but he used the N because he knows what's up.

00:59:37.000 Have you guys ever noticed it's Fox I-Sons?

00:59:42.340 Oh.

00:59:44.660 Fox G-Sons.

00:59:46.580 Now, I noticed that it's Fox G-Sons.

00:59:48.620 Oh, Fox E-Sons?

00:59:52.560 Oh, I get it now.

00:59:55.040 I see what you're doing.

00:59:58.400 Let's stop there.

00:59:59.000 We need one more.

01:00:00.120 No, we need one more.

01:00:01.340 Well, let's let Steve finish it if he wants to.

01:00:03.940 C-G-R.

01:00:05.980 Jesus Christ.

01:00:07.360 Damn, Fox and Sons.

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01:00:17.040 Yeah.

01:00:17.360 Yeah, gang.

01:00:19.100 Oh, my God.

01:00:19.740 Yeah, you can buy some coffee.

01:00:21.060 We're so out of our fucking minds.

01:00:22.320 Free show, you said you had some questions for me.

01:00:24.660 Wait, is that not what you meant, Clint, by N?

01:00:27.000 Oh, that's what I meant.

01:00:28.080 Of course.

01:00:28.980 Of course it is.

01:00:30.040 I just didn't know why it took everyone so long to pick up on this.

01:00:32.400 I wanted to question Cole's manliness because he's talking about, he was saying, he could,

01:00:39.260 well, you can squat double your weight or you can bench double your weight or whatever

01:00:43.160 it is and all this stuff.

01:00:44.340 You can't bench double your weight.

01:00:45.740 I deadlifted double my weight.

01:00:47.260 You want to talk numbers, bitch?

01:00:50.140 I think you could.

01:00:51.160 What's double your weight?

01:00:52.280 Double your weight would be like 350, right?

01:00:54.200 350, yeah.

01:00:55.280 That's not undoable.

01:00:57.640 No.

01:00:57.940 I feel like to be in the realm of considering yourself a man, you should be able to bench

01:01:02.480 or squat and deadlift double your weight.

01:01:05.220 I'm sorry.

01:01:05.940 Grow the fuck up.

01:01:06.820 Look, bro, I did three plates.

01:01:08.660 I would have to squat at 440.

01:01:11.980 Yeah, well, lose some weight or put on some mass.

01:01:14.400 I don't want to tell you, dog.

01:01:15.580 440 is a shit ton.

01:01:17.280 That ain't shit, dog.

01:01:19.200 Yeah, I did three plates today, man.

01:01:20.800 That was my lunch, so.

01:01:22.180 Wait, wait, wait.

01:01:22.760 Jose, you can really squat 440?

01:01:25.020 Yes, I 100% can.

01:01:26.200 I used to rep out 405 for like four sets of 12 just for funsies.

01:01:30.400 Clay, you have to understand, he's going this much.

01:01:34.940 Dude, the most I ever squatted, I went through my numbers a while back because I couldn't remember

01:01:40.880 what it was.

01:01:41.220 Most I ever squat was 625.

01:01:42.980 Jesus, Lord.

01:01:43.280 And I weighed 220 at the time.

01:01:44.600 So it wasn't quite a third body, but it was up there.

01:01:47.760 It was decent.

01:01:48.220 Yeah, you are a gorilla.

01:01:49.420 Yeah, you would kill Dickie in the toe.

01:01:51.280 Jesus Christ.

01:01:52.800 Yeah, and I did wrestling all through high school.

01:01:54.880 I've done martial arts playing.

01:01:55.820 I'm not like a master by any means, but I could fuck.

01:01:58.540 The only danger that I represent to you is I throw lead.

01:02:03.720 If I land, oh, it's over.

01:02:06.720 But if you get close, I'm so fucked.

01:02:09.000 You're just going to like ground me up like a little gorilla bear.

01:02:11.920 Yeah, I wrestled.

01:02:12.920 That's my forte is taking your ass to the ground.

01:02:15.780 This is my question.

01:02:16.880 My question, Nicole, because all that stuff is real nice and superficial.

01:02:19.560 You can do these like weird motions and you can do them like multiple times.

01:02:23.700 How many pull-ups can you do?

01:02:25.900 Yeah, bitch.

01:02:27.020 Without gloves on, Clint.

01:02:28.900 Yeah, I don't fucking use gloves.

01:02:30.160 If I was just to go as many as possible, I'd probably get 15.

01:02:35.560 Really?

01:02:35.960 I do four sets of 13 at easy.

01:02:38.800 Like that's my easy.

01:02:39.600 For pull-ups?

01:02:40.620 Yes.

01:02:41.060 My workout when I do pull-ups is four sets of 13.

01:02:44.600 And the way I do my workouts currently now, I don't go up until they get below easy.

01:02:49.220 Like we get super easy and then I go up.

01:02:50.920 So they're all at easy right now.

01:02:53.020 And then eventually I'll up the reps when it gets to super easy because I'm just trying

01:02:56.440 to, I don't know, I don't want to like, because I fucked up a lot of shit at times.

01:02:59.060 So that's kind of how I control it now.

01:03:00.820 I can do one.

01:03:02.320 What's that mean?

01:03:03.480 I've done a lot of damage to my body by lifting heavy as fuck.

01:03:06.100 Oh, yeah.

01:03:07.500 So I'm taking it a little bit easy now to where I'm like, well, I'm just going like,

01:03:11.080 13 is like.

01:03:12.160 Three sets of 88, yes.

01:03:14.440 That's how you do it.

01:03:15.480 It's not hard.

01:03:16.420 Like four sets of 13, that's like not hard at all for me.

01:03:19.500 I get it.

01:03:20.080 But the thing is with Jose, he's so fucking short.

01:03:22.120 It's three inches.

01:03:23.000 He's like, oh, I can squat 7,000 pounds.

01:03:31.080 Doing five pull-ups would be the.

01:03:35.180 I have to pull.

01:03:36.100 Look at this.

01:03:36.700 I have to pull Jose's entire body length.

01:03:39.380 That's how far I have to pull.

01:03:40.940 And I'm not saying I'm a huge different from Jose, but I do have to pull a little bit

01:03:45.760 more than like.

01:03:47.080 You're like an inch or two tall to me.

01:03:48.920 You fucking pompous bitch.

01:03:50.640 How tall are you?

01:03:54.960 My opinion is Jose is the only.

01:03:56.860 You are not 5'6".

01:03:57.460 I am 5'6".

01:03:59.000 I mean, I guess it depends on my shoes, but yeah, 5'6".

01:04:01.920 I like how he said that with a list.

01:04:04.600 With shoes, I'm like 5'10".

01:04:06.240 Like this isn't.

01:04:06.940 You are not.

01:04:07.580 You are.

01:04:08.340 I think you're like Toad.

01:04:10.080 Toad swears to God he's taller than me.

01:04:11.660 I'm like.

01:04:12.260 Yeah, I'm 5'6".

01:04:12.720 Every time I see Cole, I feel like I'm in the shire.

01:04:16.560 I'm like.

01:04:16.740 You are not above 5'8".

01:04:19.960 There's no way you're above 5'8".

01:04:21.620 I am 5'8".

01:04:22.900 100%.

01:04:23.800 Okay, there you go.

01:04:24.720 5'8".

01:04:25.120 And he's got these calves like a fucking dwarf.

01:04:25.820 I love you.

01:04:26.380 You said 5'6".

01:04:27.960 This is a bit we can do on a live show.

01:04:30.240 We can all say how tall we say we are and then all like actually measure ourselves and

01:04:34.440 see where we land.

01:04:35.160 Clint is welcome.

01:04:36.840 You're a penis size.

01:04:38.220 Clint is welcome to enter my hobbit hole whenever he wants.

01:04:40.900 Thank you.

01:04:41.600 Thank you, Toad.

01:04:42.580 Yeah, he said like 5'6".

01:04:47.900 So, yeah, I think you're 5'5".

01:04:50.400 And you can add a couple because you're just like.

01:04:54.580 Honestly, if you're able to squat.

01:04:55.580 I kind of go up my toes just a little.

01:04:57.840 If you're able to squat over 600 pounds, I feel like it adds an inch to your height.

01:05:01.340 You can just lie.

01:05:01.780 It's okay.

01:05:03.080 Yes, I'll take that.

01:05:04.280 Yes.

01:05:04.560 Okay.

01:05:04.900 By the way, to be clear, I can't squat 6'25".

01:05:07.180 Right now.

01:05:07.760 I'm not like sauce.

01:05:08.620 I like what I probably could do in the low fives to mid fives right now if I was

01:05:12.220 to do it.

01:05:12.640 Wow.

01:05:13.140 Yeah, I would literally die if I tried that.

01:05:15.820 Yeah.

01:05:16.200 Oh, by the way, on Twitter, Toad said, I'm 5'6".

01:05:19.340 It says so on my license.

01:05:20.920 I was like, bitch, you can put anything on your license.

01:05:23.980 My license is 7'4".

01:05:25.240 That was the point.

01:05:27.620 You think I was being serious?

01:05:28.880 Oh, I do have a quick funny story.

01:05:30.440 When I got my learner's permit, I had to give my information.

01:05:33.440 And when I was 15 and a half years old, because in California, that's when you're able to

01:05:36.660 get your learner's permit, I gave my honest measurements was 5'4", 97 pounds.

01:05:40.860 By the time I got my driver's license, I had had this enormous growth spurt, and I was

01:05:44.400 5'11", and 150 pounds, or something like that.

01:05:46.900 You were 5'4", when you got your permit?

01:05:48.740 Yeah.

01:05:49.240 15 and a half years old.

01:05:50.240 I was 5'4", 97 pounds.

01:05:51.320 No bullshit.

01:05:52.280 Wow.

01:05:52.500 So in California, your license plate lasts for, I think it's, or your first driver's

01:05:58.000 license lasts for like five years or six or something like that.

01:06:00.140 So by the time I was in college, I was 6'1", 190, 200 pounds, something like that.

01:06:05.120 So my license still said 5'4", 97 pounds, and I was 6'1", 200 pounds.

01:06:09.280 I got pulled over, and this cop looked at it, and he's like, he actually had me get out

01:06:14.620 of the car, because he thought I had stolen it, and I was giving him a false ID.

01:06:18.120 So crazy.

01:06:19.760 I was so, and I had this little tiny baby face.

01:06:23.200 I didn't even look like myself in the photo.

01:06:25.260 It was so crazy.

01:06:25.960 Sorry, it wasn't that funny, but it's a true story.

01:06:27.560 So let's keep going.

01:06:28.380 What's up?

01:06:28.760 I've grown eight inches, sir.

01:06:30.200 Yeah, I was like, I've grown eight inches, and I fucked your wife yesterday, so.

01:06:34.340 I was actually listening to an old show today where you were talking about this seven, eight

01:06:38.320 inch growth spurt, and you said that you had stretch marks on your hips from growing so

01:06:43.440 tall.

01:06:43.920 I did, dude.

01:06:45.100 That's crazy to even think of.

01:06:46.860 Like, why your hips?

01:06:47.600 Why not?

01:06:47.620 This nigga gave him birth.

01:06:48.900 I don't know.

01:06:49.880 I have stretch marks all over, but that's because I'm five foot five, and I've gone up

01:06:54.120 to like 225 at one point, so I'm not built for that.

01:06:57.440 I have stretch marks, like, right here, which came before I, like, started lifting, so it's

01:07:02.620 literally fat.

01:07:03.640 Like, I got all over just from being fatter than I am now.

01:07:08.780 That is, like, the worst feeling in the world, like, where you're like, I got so fat, I got

01:07:12.580 stretch marks from being just fat, which, I mean.

01:07:15.420 I feel like you're getting less funny the more attractive you get, so if you could slow

01:07:18.200 down, that'd be appreciated.

01:07:19.840 Maybe I should do cycles.

01:07:21.240 Maybe I should, like, like, guys do, like, steroids.

01:07:23.520 Maybe, like, just eating a ton and getting more funnier than just going back down.

01:07:28.480 You mean bulking and cutting?

01:07:29.760 I know we've talked about this a thousand times, but I mean it with every fiber of my

01:07:35.060 being.

01:07:35.760 I want to get juice with you guys.

01:07:37.480 I do.

01:07:38.020 I want to spend a month just on the sauce, see how fucking I don't think a month would

01:07:43.620 be enough.

01:07:44.680 But, although, if we do.

01:07:46.080 Dude, um, okay, yes, Jose, yeah, if he, if he goes a month, he might.

01:07:51.820 No, dude, I'm telling you.

01:07:53.120 Okay, here's the thing.

01:07:54.000 I'll tell you the key to steroids.

01:07:55.700 Steroids are, like, magic in a sense.

01:07:58.900 The biggest thing about them is it reduces your recovery time.

01:08:02.440 So, like, and obviously you'll get more out of each workout.

01:08:06.760 It's not like magic to where you can just, like, just take steroids and gain strength.

01:08:10.500 Like, you have to work out.

01:08:11.580 But the thing is, you want to maximize what you're getting out of.

01:08:13.820 If you're doing, like, two a days, like, when I was on the sauce, I got to the point

01:08:17.820 where my off day was, I only worked out once that day.

01:08:21.080 And I was, like, that was just what, like, and I was fucking, like, hitting the weights

01:08:24.740 fucking hard.

01:08:26.120 But then, like, I'd do it in the morning, and then in the afternoon I'd be back, like,

01:08:28.960 nothing fucking happened.

01:08:29.800 Like, let's go, baby.

01:08:31.500 So crazy, dude.

01:08:32.320 Like, that's what we did.

01:08:32.920 All right, all right, here's the deal.

01:08:34.100 If we get 10 Patreon supporters over the next seven days, we're going to be on Timcast.

01:08:38.780 We ought to.

01:08:39.640 Yeah, I think it'll happen, yeah.

01:08:40.760 We will all do steroids until we explode.

01:08:43.320 No, no, we have to say what steroids are.

01:08:46.060 You mean it's, like, cum?

01:08:47.500 I just want people to support.

01:08:49.280 I just want people to vote with their dollar, and then we'll come out of pocket.

01:08:53.640 What steroids are you?

01:08:54.620 You just want to do, like, TRT?

01:08:56.120 Like, just get, like, some.

01:08:57.080 No, I want fucking anabolic.

01:08:59.040 I want, I want, I want to feel my fucking.

01:09:00.640 You want some D-ball?

01:09:01.180 I want to feel my pulse in my neck.

01:09:03.200 Dude, no, you say that, you say buy Viagra to compensate.

01:09:05.920 That's not how that works.

01:09:06.960 If anything, like, I mean, different steroids, different, like, whatever, do different things.

01:09:11.480 In fact, different types of testosterone.

01:09:13.300 But, yeah, I've been on ones before where you're like, fuck yeah, my dick's so fucking hard.

01:09:18.680 Like, it's great.

01:09:20.580 Oh, wow.

01:09:20.980 I've been on steroids for 40 years.

01:09:22.400 This is fascinating.

01:09:22.820 You know, like, boners like you're 13.

01:09:26.820 I think we should all drive.

01:09:28.500 I already, I still have that.

01:09:29.620 It would be 60 grand, and I'll do the $10,000 cycle that fucking Liver King was doing.

01:09:38.240 He had that, like, 10 grand cycle.

01:09:40.160 Dude, if we did that, after having not been on steroids at all, we would all have heart attacks.

01:09:44.640 And everyone would think that we were vaccinated.

01:09:48.040 Have you actually seen him?

01:09:49.780 Because he says he's now been a month natural.

01:09:52.820 And you can tell that he got off the sauce, at least some, because he is not a fucking, like, huge testicle, is what he used to look like before.

01:10:00.800 Which is weird, because he was also eating huge testicles.

01:10:04.500 We have a lot of fucking content to cover here.

01:10:06.960 Can we keep going?

01:10:07.640 I'm sorry.

01:10:08.300 I just remember.

01:10:09.140 We have everything.

01:10:09.600 Yeah, we don't have to hit everything.

01:10:11.120 No, but we need to, though.

01:10:12.100 We need to.

01:10:12.460 Let's go.

01:10:13.500 All right.

01:10:13.760 Shut the fuck up, Toad.

01:10:14.860 I just saw Liver King Natty today.

01:10:17.320 Or Natty.

01:10:18.040 I think he's still on, like, TRT or something.

01:10:20.300 But, like, he looks a lot better.

01:10:21.820 It means he's off cycle, or he's finally actually cycling like you're supposed to, as opposed to just permanently being on them.

01:10:27.580 He's permanently on a $10,000 cycle.

01:10:30.860 Imagine we do get signed to, like, some big platform, and they're like, here's a $60,000 advance.

01:10:35.560 And immediately, the first thing we do, we just, like, buy steroids and split it up six ways.

01:10:39.380 Honestly.

01:10:39.880 You're like, what the fuck is wrong with you guys?

01:10:42.100 I mean, you can do steroids for a few hundred bucks for a month cycle.

01:10:45.860 Reed, would you do steroids?

01:10:47.860 I would not do steroids.

01:10:49.280 Oh, my God.

01:10:50.220 You're so lame, dude.

01:10:51.160 You're out the gang.

01:10:52.080 You're out the gang, Reed.

01:10:53.060 Fuck you.

01:10:53.860 Toad, would you do steroids?

01:10:57.180 Probably not.

01:10:58.220 Honestly, I wouldn't suggest any of you do steroids except for maybe Cole, to be completely frank with you.

01:11:03.400 If I'm being ethical and what I would suggest for you, because really, like...

01:11:06.940 Cole's pretty retarded.

01:11:07.860 No, I'm saying, like...

01:11:10.220 And even Cole, I'd probably suggest...

01:11:12.000 I don't even know if I would right now.

01:11:14.460 Like, really, you should only be doing steroids if you're at a point in your life to where you're already hitting the gym, like, crazy, regularly.

01:11:20.240 This is the most feminine I have ever heard you.

01:11:22.780 I'm just saying you're just wasting your money.

01:11:24.560 You're not getting the max benefit out of it.

01:11:26.400 I can't wait for Jose to just go on to the gasp, get this over with, and come back to us like the savage that he always is.

01:11:34.120 Because, I mean, I think you were going to touch on this before, Cole, about what's been going on with Jose in the group chat.

01:11:39.900 Yeah.

01:11:40.160 Go ahead.

01:11:40.560 God damn it, man.

01:11:41.080 I went to stage mode.

01:11:42.120 I wasn't fucking lying to you.

01:11:43.000 No, but, dude, it's like...

01:11:44.280 I enjoy it.

01:11:44.640 Is that what you call it?

01:11:46.520 Okay, for you also don't know, which you don't know because you're not in the group chat.

01:11:49.720 This dude just starts monologuing for no reason.

01:11:53.260 Just starts...

01:11:53.960 I thought it was more journaling.

01:11:56.100 It's 6.30 in the morning.

01:11:57.120 He's like, okay, guys, listen to me here real quick.

01:12:00.220 It's like me.

01:12:01.920 It's more of me, like, making notes for myself and running it through for me.

01:12:06.360 Nobody wants to say anything to him.

01:12:09.120 It's the gayest thing I've ever read.

01:12:09.860 It is so fucking gay.

01:12:11.080 Like, we're all threatened by his gorilla-like presence.

01:12:13.400 They're like, just let him talk.

01:12:14.500 Like, we're in the other, like, behind Jose's group chat.

01:12:17.580 Behind Jose's back.

01:12:18.720 But it's also...

01:12:19.660 It's also still Jose doing it, so he's still on cocaine.

01:12:24.320 And so it's just rambling, just randomly.

01:12:26.960 No, I like it.

01:12:27.680 I like it.

01:12:28.180 Give some examples.

01:12:29.160 You're not giving the audience any examples.

01:12:30.580 Fuck it.

01:12:30.900 I will read from the group chat.

01:12:32.300 All right, perfect.

01:12:32.860 Don't read it.

01:12:33.480 Don't do that.

01:12:34.040 I don't know what the fuck you're going to read in there.

01:12:36.500 That's not cool.

01:12:37.460 He's like, every day in the morning,

01:12:39.900 I wake up to a different game plan

01:12:41.380 about, like, a different possible scenario

01:12:44.020 that, like, well, what if when I'm sitting there

01:12:46.300 and then Tim just pulls out a knife?

01:12:50.640 How will I answer it about Terrence Yiki then?

01:12:53.260 And we're like, I don't know.

01:12:55.740 How do I pivot my defense of the knife

01:12:58.380 into how Terrence Yiki didn't have a chance

01:13:00.000 to defend himself?

01:13:00.580 I'm a psycho.

01:13:02.460 But I'm a psycho, like, where I can play both ways.

01:13:05.500 So we're like, I will be able to,

01:13:06.960 I think I genuinely will be able to go in tomorrow

01:13:08.740 and not be insane.

01:13:10.100 Like, I'm not going to be an insane person there.

01:13:11.980 I am very good.

01:13:12.920 I've always been, like, this is,

01:13:14.400 if anything, I actually usually struggle

01:13:16.060 with the other part, the prep part

01:13:17.380 that I was talking about.

01:13:18.160 Like, I was always the guy who never studied,

01:13:19.980 but I'd show up and be able to chill.

01:13:21.420 Because I think, like, when you have some moment

01:13:23.860 where you have to perform,

01:13:25.180 there is, like, a balancing of giving a fuck.

01:13:27.080 Like, the point is to give a fuck enough

01:13:29.140 to prepare for it,

01:13:30.260 and then day of, you have to not give a fuck

01:13:32.240 and just do what you're ready to do.

01:13:33.760 That's my theory.

01:13:34.900 So it's like, it's like this, like,

01:13:36.340 battle of extremes where you have to go play both.

01:13:38.580 And I think...

01:13:38.900 No, no, I get that,

01:13:39.700 because that's kind of what I did.

01:13:41.320 I haven't told you this.

01:13:42.940 I wanted this to surprise you

01:13:44.660 when you got the Tim cast,

01:13:45.640 but I just, I'll tell you.

01:13:47.700 What's going to throw you off,

01:13:48.820 because no matter if I tell you or not,

01:13:50.540 what's going to really throw you off

01:13:51.800 is how intensely,

01:13:52.920 how intensely Tim does not even want you to be there.

01:13:59.520 I know this doesn't make sense.

01:14:01.420 No, dude, I could totally see that.

01:14:03.240 Are you kidding?

01:14:04.260 Clint, do you understand what I'm saying?

01:14:06.020 Yeah.

01:14:06.240 You sit down,

01:14:07.340 he doesn't even look at you.

01:14:09.060 He just sits there,

01:14:10.380 and then you're saying, like,

01:14:12.040 That's exactly what I would expect.

01:14:13.800 You know what?

01:14:14.280 That's kind of awesome.

01:14:15.200 That's exactly what he does.

01:14:16.040 Massive dick energy.

01:14:17.620 Yes.

01:14:18.020 The show is over.

01:14:19.080 It doesn't strike me as massive dick

01:14:20.260 or, like, big-timing his guests.

01:14:21.360 It strikes me as, like, autism.

01:14:24.520 He's just in the zone.

01:14:26.360 He's fucking reading.

01:14:26.660 Dude, that's so obvious when you watch his show.

01:14:28.500 He doesn't,

01:14:29.020 you have to include yourself in the conversation.

01:14:32.000 Just like us.

01:14:34.460 No, nothing like us.

01:14:35.760 We're way cooler.

01:14:36.480 Yeah, just like us.

01:14:38.100 I could tell that because it's, like,

01:14:39.960 he's just, like,

01:14:40.700 I'm just going to get to what I want to say,

01:14:43.720 and, like, you're just an object in the way

01:14:46.500 of me getting to say the things I want.

01:14:48.040 It is such a weird move, though,

01:14:49.140 that, like, we're going to pay for you to come fly out here.

01:14:51.940 We're going to pay for your travel, your hotel,

01:14:53.960 and then we're just going to kind of be like,

01:14:56.660 oh, this guy's here?

01:14:58.980 That's basically what we do with guests now, too.

01:15:01.100 Like, I think that, like,

01:15:02.060 once you have the dynamic down,

01:15:04.300 you're just, like, bringing some new person in to add something.

01:15:07.980 The dynamic is actually getting people to talk about different fucking news stories.

01:15:12.800 So, like, but it's still, like, I'm going to talk.

01:15:15.480 Like, I'm going to, like, I have my thing I want to talk about,

01:15:18.500 and this person's in the way of me getting there.

01:15:20.540 But it's, like, I guess I'll let them kind of, you know.

01:15:22.940 I'm just, I'm telling you guys,

01:15:24.380 it's going to be like he doesn't want you there.

01:15:26.180 It's going to be so weird.

01:15:27.660 I just want to mention this.

01:15:30.640 The best thing about Jose is him going, like,

01:15:33.700 no matter what happens, he's like,

01:15:35.440 I think I can push the conversation to Oklahoma City.

01:15:39.500 And I'm, like, the whole time I'm thinking, like,

01:15:41.320 there's no way that's going to happen.

01:15:42.680 Dude, I'm telling you, you don't get it.

01:15:44.680 You just don't get it.

01:15:45.660 Like, Oklahoma City really isn't.

01:15:47.780 No, Oklahoma City is a nexus of fuckery.

01:15:50.960 If it gets into anything, FBI corruption, any,

01:15:53.580 like, there's so many different segways you can go to.

01:15:56.380 It's ridiculous.

01:15:57.080 And all he's doing is, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:59.180 Okay, so I'm just going to talk about it.

01:16:00.840 And do some more inside baseball here.

01:16:02.860 So Jose is, like, so down with, he's like,

01:16:05.800 he's like, I am ready to sway this conversation to OKC

01:16:08.660 no matter what.

01:16:09.620 And Reid is like, I think I'm going to tell them

01:16:11.740 I'm not going to go because I don't want to talk

01:16:13.440 about Eliza Blue.

01:16:14.660 And he's like, well, if it does come up,

01:16:17.200 how could I tie in Eliza Blue to OKC?

01:16:19.200 He was.

01:16:20.320 By the way, I think the two of them have a very good.

01:16:24.260 That's fucking Reid's wheelhouse.

01:16:25.740 And I'll let Reid go off.

01:16:27.140 And I'm just like, you're going to talk about, like,

01:16:29.880 fucking the stupid Twitter being down today.

01:16:32.500 Like, that's what you're going to talk about

01:16:34.140 for fucking two hours about Elon Musk.

01:16:37.140 I have a, I know you guys think I'm crazy.

01:16:38.920 And I have been a little bit crazy.

01:16:40.880 You are.

01:16:41.280 I do also have realistic expectations.

01:16:43.840 I am just game planning different scenarios in my head

01:16:46.280 so that that way I've, like, kind of,

01:16:48.780 but I do have realistic explanation, realistic expectation.

01:16:52.080 I know at the very, like, I'm likely probably going to get

01:16:54.540 in, like, three lines about it.

01:16:56.580 That's about it.

01:16:57.640 That's really what's probably going to happen.

01:16:59.000 You're doing the thing that all men do when they're in a room,

01:17:01.980 like, with a bunch of other people, of, like,

01:17:03.800 oh, if there's a guy with a gun to come in right now,

01:17:07.000 what will I do?

01:17:07.840 That's what you're doing.

01:17:09.020 Because it's, like, it's not going to happen.

01:17:10.040 But you know what?

01:17:10.500 That motherfucker that sits here and games plans that?

01:17:12.840 That's a prepared dude.

01:17:13.920 So I'm going to be completely honest.

01:17:15.320 I haven't done any prep.

01:17:16.840 And I thought about doing it.

01:17:17.820 Not in a fucking way.

01:17:18.960 Well, Reid, that's surprising because you are gay.

01:17:21.780 So I think you would have done some by now.

01:17:24.160 I'm telling you, though.

01:17:25.060 Like, I really think that's how, like, the big,

01:17:28.080 like, the real, like, people that are on their shit,

01:17:30.540 that's what they do.

01:17:31.260 Like, Dave Smith, I know for a fact,

01:17:33.220 I don't know if it was Rogan or Tim Kass.

01:17:34.880 Like, he literally, like, fucking went and hung out with Scott

01:17:37.420 and, like, fucking just sat there and went over notes

01:17:39.720 about Ukraine and shit for forever.

01:17:41.920 Yeah, but that's Rogan one-on-one.

01:17:43.700 Look, he's going to ask Dave about Ukraine.

01:17:45.280 Rogan wants you to be on the show.

01:17:47.040 Like, this is what I assume.

01:17:48.980 This is what I assume.

01:17:49.920 Even still, though, it's a rotating, like, topic.

01:17:52.860 Rogan invites you.

01:17:53.640 This, to me, is like, it's like studying for the SATs.

01:17:57.600 It's a waste of time.

01:17:58.400 Like, I never studied for the SATs or for the kneecap testing

01:18:02.520 or whatever.

01:18:03.000 I was just like, absolutely.

01:18:03.680 You would have done slightly better.

01:18:05.980 I get what you guys are saying.

01:18:07.160 No, no, no.

01:18:07.820 Because you don't know what question they're going to ask.

01:18:10.040 You're, like, memorizing this.

01:18:11.240 Well, I agree.

01:18:11.820 I agree.

01:18:12.440 But if you...

01:18:13.020 The SATs are racist, so...

01:18:14.840 Shut the fuck up, coach.

01:18:15.600 You objectively would do slightly better.

01:18:18.000 Like, you may not do a lot better.

01:18:20.800 I'm so happy.

01:18:22.180 Guys, this is what happens in the group chat.

01:18:23.920 Exactly what Jose's doing.

01:18:25.220 So, what I assume...

01:18:28.700 I assume that going to Tim Pool, though, I assume is just, like, what I do with hookers.

01:18:34.200 I pay to fly them out here, have them over.

01:18:37.040 I do not let them talk at all.

01:18:38.900 Don't look at them.

01:18:39.800 I completely fuck them.

01:18:41.340 And then I tell them to get the fuck out of here.

01:18:43.180 Yeah, everything except the fucking them sounds accurate.

01:18:46.340 You don't fuck them.

01:18:47.600 Why are you lying?

01:18:49.300 He pays for them and looks at them and touches himself.

01:18:52.960 This is going to be so funny because I just get to watch Jose for two hours talk about...

01:18:57.220 Reed, you remember those pants that you wore at my house for three straight days?

01:19:01.720 I would wear those pants to Tim Pool so you can assert your dominance and you can show them your package.

01:19:06.700 They need to see it right away.

01:19:08.560 That's going to change the game.

01:19:10.060 Don't say anything, just point.

01:19:11.760 Are you guys fucking going to pull any shit like we did?

01:19:13.640 Because we fucking...

01:19:14.400 We went hard and a thing.

01:19:15.540 I have no bit ideas.

01:19:16.740 I have none.

01:19:17.260 Well, then we need to come up with something.

01:19:18.960 Do we not?

01:19:19.360 Yeah, we need to come up with something.

01:19:20.560 You guys...

01:19:21.220 Okay, if he says six million like five times, I might make a really mild joke.

01:19:27.700 Like that was...

01:19:28.480 You didn't have to even make it obvious.

01:19:29.940 It could have been just like, wow, six million, huh?

01:19:32.260 And that would have been enough.

01:19:33.440 Everyone who watches Tower Gang would have gotten that.

01:19:35.380 Very specific number.

01:19:37.020 On the plan bit.

01:19:38.220 They killed on the plan bit.

01:19:39.300 Are you sure it's exactly six million?

01:19:41.600 Like not five million?

01:19:42.780 I went hard in the paint.

01:19:43.980 I pointed at the fucking camera.

01:19:45.280 I was like, thank you.

01:19:46.700 You're like a brother to me.

01:19:47.780 Y'all got to do something.

01:19:48.980 Yes.

01:19:49.220 Okay.

01:19:49.620 I just want to say, Top and Clint killed it on the plan bit.

01:19:53.120 They let us down on the unplanned stuff.

01:19:55.640 That was not their fault.

01:19:57.260 To be fair...

01:19:57.320 See, we're going to do the opposite.

01:19:58.500 We're not going to do anything planned, but we'll kill it at the unplanned.

01:20:01.800 Just six million itself let us down.

01:20:04.080 If I'm in your shoes, guys, right now, say whatever you want.

01:20:07.220 If the conversation is boring, say this is fucking boring.

01:20:10.780 All right.

01:20:11.300 If it's boring, just say, next subject.

01:20:16.360 Just do that.

01:20:17.300 I swear to God, I was this close to doing that.

01:20:19.500 I saw a weird face.

01:20:20.720 I know Jose was so excited to come on.

01:20:23.460 And I was like, and now people are giving me shit about this.

01:20:27.720 They're like, where's that Top Lobster?

01:20:28.840 Where was that Top Lobster?

01:20:29.520 I was like, well, I have my friends coming on, and I'm loyal to the gang.

01:20:32.740 So basically, Jose and I are going to be like, fuck Toad, fuck Cole.

01:20:36.520 We're going to do whatever we want.

01:20:37.340 Let's be real, guys.

01:20:39.120 To be completely genuine, I mean, if you guys have a bit idea that's good, I mean, sure,

01:20:42.940 we could do it.

01:20:43.460 But to be real, I think with me and Reid, real quick, with me and Reid, I think it's better

01:20:48.780 too for us to go the serious route, maybe go a little more fun at the end.

01:20:52.400 I mean, if you have a good bit for us, sure.

01:20:54.460 But I really think then Toad and Cole will be a big finale.

01:20:57.460 Let me finish my fucking point.

01:20:59.020 Then you can make a new point in the group chat for six months, Jose.

01:21:03.900 Go ahead.

01:21:04.480 You have the floor.

01:21:05.400 Here's the bit.

01:21:06.280 Here's the bit.

01:21:06.740 By the way, I love it how you go, now I'm in sage.

01:21:08.860 I was in sage mode.

01:21:09.940 Now I'm in chill mode.

01:21:10.860 Then I'm going to be in performance mode.

01:21:12.160 And then after that, I'm going to be in smoke the bowl mode.

01:21:14.700 I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

01:21:16.560 All right.

01:21:16.820 So you're going to go to Tim Cass' place.

01:21:21.180 He's going to ignore you.

01:21:22.340 They're going to drive you back to the hotel.

01:21:23.740 You're going to eat at a shitty diner.

01:21:25.320 You're going to go to sleep.

01:21:26.440 That's what's going to happen.

01:21:27.340 I loved it.

01:21:28.160 Wait, did they pay for the food?

01:21:28.900 It was cool.

01:21:29.460 It was actually pretty cool.

01:21:30.460 I know.

01:21:30.620 I was like, yeah.

01:21:31.600 All right.

01:21:33.500 Yeah, there's a goap diner.

01:21:34.340 Do you get free food too?

01:21:34.780 Real quick.

01:21:35.300 Do you get free food?

01:21:35.620 No, it's not for you.

01:21:36.480 Okay.

01:21:36.860 You're like, what?

01:21:37.660 I get free food too?

01:21:38.500 No.

01:21:38.660 You do get to have that jerk off in a hotel time, which is some of the best jerk off times

01:21:45.000 you can have.

01:21:45.340 It's the best.

01:21:45.840 All right.

01:21:46.040 Here we go.

01:21:46.560 Here's the idea.

01:21:47.420 I have that with Clayton in the other bed.

01:21:48.540 Since Gas has big-timed us, I say you say the Compound Media signed us, and you big up

01:21:56.480 whoever the fuck's over there, and then we clip that, and we put it out, and we just make

01:22:00.580 it a bit.

01:22:01.020 Or like The Blaze.

01:22:02.100 Say The Blaze just signed us.

01:22:03.620 Yeah, The Blaze.

01:22:04.640 I think we should do The Blaze.

01:22:05.700 Yeah.

01:22:06.040 All right.

01:22:06.400 All right.

01:22:06.580 Do that.

01:22:07.120 Do The Blaze.

01:22:07.540 I mean, basically say Gas Digital signed us, and then that just launched us, and The Blaze

01:22:12.520 reached out immediately, and now we're on The Blaze.

01:22:15.840 Our numbers, after being on Tim Castile, are 10xed, and we expect being on The Blaze to

01:22:23.140 10x again.

01:22:23.420 Say that we're on The Young Turks.

01:22:25.220 Right.

01:22:25.480 No, no, no.

01:22:27.020 Dude, we should do The Young Turks.

01:22:28.860 That'd be hilarious.

01:22:29.680 Yeah, this should absolutely.

01:22:30.340 It's incredible.

01:22:31.700 The funniest part about Clint's bit was that they didn't know, and they just believed it.

01:22:36.720 Yeah, this should absolutely be the bit.

01:22:38.280 Shut the fuck up, dude.

01:22:38.880 Shut the fuck up, dude.

01:22:40.720 Sorry.

01:22:41.180 That was mean.

01:22:41.700 Shut up, dude.

01:22:42.480 I can't wait for Jose to do that tomorrow night to Tim.

01:22:44.840 Shut the fuck up, Tim.

01:22:45.840 Shut the fuck up, Tim.

01:22:47.500 I do it, Jiki.

01:22:48.880 Oh, yeah.

01:22:49.300 He just sees Tim as Toad the entire time.

01:22:52.100 The greatest part about that bit, it's the bit that doesn't stop giving.

01:22:56.540 Me and Top went on fucking Sam Tripoli's paywalled show, and it was so funny.

01:23:04.140 Me and him were trying to keep a dead face all the time.

01:23:06.060 He introduced us as being on Gas Digital, and then later, at one point, he went into

01:23:10.380 a whole rant about how, like, I just tell you guys were awesome because you got one

01:23:14.760 on Gas Digital, and I just know, like, what they signed off is good, and you guys are

01:23:17.820 just, like, perfect for it.

01:23:18.680 And the fact that he even went for you just, like, says, and we're just like, yo, y'all

01:23:22.880 do this.

01:23:23.360 Hey, someone needs to sign up for his fucking paywall.

01:23:25.500 We got to clip that and send it to the fuck you.

01:23:26.660 I do.

01:23:27.280 I got to.

01:23:27.760 I'll clip it.

01:23:28.420 Yeah, you got to clip it, Doug.

01:23:29.480 Also, Jameson says, say you're signed to WorldStar, which would be great to be like,

01:23:33.260 we just got signed to WorldStar, and we will never go back on that contract.

01:23:37.420 That's right.

01:23:37.960 You'll never say that we were ever.

01:23:40.440 We were not coerced.

01:23:41.620 We signed this contract of our own volition.

01:23:43.380 We are an adult.

01:23:44.780 The only way this could be better.

01:23:47.100 And if anything comes out of us naked from WorldStar, it's all good.

01:23:50.600 The only way this could have been better is if, like, Jose was on today, and he says,

01:23:53.920 like, we're signed to the Blaze, and then Reed goes on tomorrow and says that we're signed

01:23:58.160 to something different.

01:23:59.000 Daily Wire or Crowder.

01:24:00.060 Every time they ask the Joker about, like, how do you get those scars, it's always a

01:24:04.380 different answer.

01:24:05.160 Yeah, then this should absolutely be it.

01:24:07.260 Because then, yeah, if you can get-

01:24:08.600 God, your mic etiquette is awful today, but go on.

01:24:11.340 If you can get everybody to believe that all of that is true, then you have, like, all

01:24:16.060 these different, like, networks competing with each other when none of it is true.

01:24:19.660 And everybody benefits except for us.

01:24:23.000 I like it, though, because, like, all we're doing is big-upping networks that we like.

01:24:27.700 Like, that's all we're doing.

01:24:28.600 So who gives a fuck?

01:24:29.740 Like, it makes them notice us, and ultimately, it's going to work out.

01:24:34.400 I believe that.

01:24:35.460 What is the most liberal podcast network out there?

01:24:38.600 Is it the Young Turks?

01:24:39.600 Is that a podcast network?

01:24:40.920 We could be like, we just got signed by NPR.

01:24:42.500 Like, shit in the ear.

01:24:45.020 CNN Plus just signed us.

01:24:47.440 We say the N-word really quietly.

01:24:49.420 We whisper it now.

01:24:51.740 Each N and CNN Plus say something different for us.

01:24:54.480 Yeah, what do you think the N Plus is?

01:24:56.280 CNN Plus, that's the name of the show, dude.

01:25:02.000 You see, niggers account for 13% of the population, and they also account for 15% of the crime.

01:25:08.680 You know, being racist on NPR is such a great bit.

01:25:16.500 Please keep going.

01:25:17.900 I can't think of any off the top of my head right now, but it is a good bit.

01:25:20.860 If you open up borders, eventually, the white race will be replaced.

01:25:26.280 This is called the Great Replacement Theory.

01:25:30.080 If you look at all of the owners of major media industries, you can tell they're all of one race and ethnicity and culture.

01:25:38.240 But if you notice too hard, you will be canceled from everywhere.

01:25:42.840 Have you ever looked at the pictures of the different ovens and gas chambers?

01:25:47.460 They all are not metal.

01:25:49.820 Isn't that kind of weird?

01:25:51.740 Could they be made of wood and still kill six million?

01:25:54.340 Does that sound high to you?

01:25:55.700 Notice how there are no blue stains on the walls anymore.

01:25:58.900 I'm Ira Levin.

01:26:00.580 You're still not whispering.

01:26:01.720 What the fuck?

01:26:02.480 Yeah, see, we totally could get away with some subtle joke like that.

01:26:05.520 Like, nice blue paint on the walls you got here, Tim.

01:26:11.060 We're now sponsored by Geico.

01:26:14.280 The only flaw I see...

01:26:16.120 Wait, can you please mention the Mento sponsorship?

01:26:18.800 That would be so funny.

01:26:20.040 Oh, that would be the move.

01:26:21.960 We got sponsored by Mentos.

01:26:24.180 Like, that would be...

01:26:25.920 No, that's probably it.

01:26:29.000 We probably should do that because it's like...

01:26:30.760 I agree.

01:26:31.640 Oh, yeah, there's something out there.

01:26:33.120 That's funny.

01:26:33.680 Just not our actual sponsor.

01:26:35.060 It's weird.

01:26:36.160 If you watch the show, you'll like it.

01:26:37.940 The Compound Media are one of the other ones.

01:26:39.760 We don't really...

01:26:40.540 Like, Compound Media is cool.

01:26:42.120 And, like, if...

01:26:43.060 Obviously, if they offered us enough money, we'd definitely do it.

01:26:46.220 But, like...

01:26:46.600 Enough money.

01:26:47.620 Yeah, enough money.

01:26:48.400 We'd pay to be on it.

01:26:50.200 But anyways, fucking...

01:26:52.060 You have to be crazy mayor for a night.

01:26:54.000 Like, come on.

01:26:54.580 Anyways, with Gas, we all love Gas.

01:26:58.060 We all watch Legion...

01:26:58.980 Or not maybe not all of us, but most of us watch Legion of Skank.

01:27:01.000 So we knew the inside jokes and stuff.

01:27:03.000 That's what made that part kill so well.

01:27:05.360 Was that.

01:27:05.960 Now, if we did a Compound Media bit, I don't know any of their insights.

01:27:08.340 Why don't you say...

01:27:09.200 I would definitely do your mom's house podcast network.

01:27:12.820 No, no, no.

01:27:13.360 This is such an easy tie-in to Compound.

01:27:15.060 Because it's Anthony Cumia.

01:27:16.020 Just say...

01:27:16.640 He saw us talking about, like, black-on-black crime.

01:27:19.640 And we were signed immediately.

01:27:20.980 And just leave it at that.

01:27:22.220 Yeah, we...

01:27:23.620 No, or just say something like we're in a contract war between the two.

01:27:27.680 And they keep coming back.

01:27:28.600 We have, like...

01:27:29.460 But we're dealing with both their Jewish lawyers, and it's really not fun.

01:27:33.260 Oh, my God.

01:27:34.160 Don't say that.

01:27:35.260 Don't say that.

01:27:35.800 It'll be hilarious.

01:27:36.600 No, Jew.

01:27:37.380 It'll be dragging the Steven Crowder shit again.

01:27:39.360 We're dealing with they.

01:27:42.500 Read.

01:27:43.000 All right.

01:27:43.200 Read.

01:27:43.720 It's probably going to be your last time on the show.

01:27:45.560 Say something about the Jews.

01:27:47.040 Like, whatever.

01:27:49.020 Go viral.

01:27:49.480 Like, tomorrow say something?

01:27:51.160 Or...

01:27:51.400 No, now.

01:27:52.540 Yeah, right now.

01:27:53.120 No, no.

01:27:53.560 No, listen.

01:27:54.960 I'm telling both of you guys.

01:27:56.560 Say whatever the fuck you need to say.

01:27:58.920 I will.

01:27:59.420 Like, no holds barred.

01:28:00.040 That's it.

01:28:00.420 Just say it.

01:28:00.920 Who cares?

01:28:01.720 Honestly, I think...

01:28:02.880 I'm going to guess what you're going to talk about tomorrow.

01:28:04.500 I will disassociate.

01:28:05.780 But...

01:28:06.060 I am hoping to bring up the Meghan McCain stuff.

01:28:10.280 I do think that that would be relevant.

01:28:12.120 Completely relevant.

01:28:12.720 One thing that I think is going to come up tomorrow is that report about the U.S.

01:28:19.260 bombing the Nord Stream Pipeline.

01:28:21.280 I think that's going to obviously...

01:28:22.500 I think that's going to come up.

01:28:23.900 And they're obviously going to talk about...

01:28:24.960 How did that obviously come up?

01:28:26.280 Because that's...

01:28:26.720 There's articles that came out about it today.

01:28:28.700 Yeah.

01:28:29.060 It just came out today.

01:28:30.640 Yeah, they admitted it.

01:28:31.220 The New York Times came out with it.

01:28:32.420 And they're going to be...

01:28:33.040 They're talking to some fucking Congress people tonight.

01:28:35.220 That's going to be another thing tomorrow.

01:28:36.360 But I think the Nord Stream Pipeline and then fucking...

01:28:39.400 As long as...

01:28:39.960 You were told Eliza Blue isn't going to come up.

01:28:41.720 So you don't have to worry about that.

01:28:43.980 But I'm trying to think of anything else.

01:28:45.760 Hey, I don't care if it comes up.

01:28:46.940 I just have had enough white woman bullshit

01:28:49.080 drama on Twitter over the last two years.

01:28:51.060 And I'm not entertaining.

01:28:52.200 Say that on the show.

01:28:53.300 Let me just give you guys one quick pep talk.

01:28:56.980 The best advice I can give you.

01:28:58.640 The most people are paying attention

01:29:00.400 to the first 20 to 30 minutes.

01:29:02.160 You're going to come in there.

01:29:03.120 You're going to be very...

01:29:04.740 You're going to try and be calm.

01:29:07.240 And that's going to make you take a back seat.

01:29:09.340 Probably for an extended period of time.

01:29:11.080 If you can find some way to allow that energy

01:29:14.160 and that anticipation to propel you out of the gates

01:29:17.360 like you're on fire.

01:29:19.320 I even said it to myself the last time

01:29:21.040 and I still couldn't do it.

01:29:22.020 So if you guys can find a way,

01:29:23.580 that's the best advice I can give you.

01:29:25.280 Try and come out of the gates fucking aggro

01:29:26.880 because I remember...

01:29:28.080 What's his name?

01:29:28.900 Luke had just gotten back after being off

01:29:30.840 for three months the first time I was on

01:29:32.180 and he dominated the first hour of that episode

01:29:34.320 that I was on.

01:29:34.940 So just try to bring that level of energy

01:29:37.620 and you'll be great.

01:29:38.980 Yeah, I think from the intro

01:29:40.040 is probably the...

01:29:41.000 I know that intro where you first were like,

01:29:42.900 who are you?

01:29:43.380 What are you about?

01:29:44.080 That will likely be where I probably...

01:29:46.000 I'm about saying the N word.

01:29:48.920 Honestly, I think that's where I say

01:29:51.380 I am a social media contributor

01:29:54.080 for the Libertarian Party of New Hampshire

01:29:56.020 and that might bring it up right out of the gate.

01:29:57.500 You should just say,

01:29:58.360 I am LPNH.

01:30:01.020 I am LPNH.

01:30:03.160 You should say that.

01:30:04.380 Yeah.

01:30:04.840 You should be like,

01:30:05.300 I am going to mention my association for sure.

01:30:07.460 No, don't even say that.

01:30:08.380 I am responsible for every tweet

01:30:10.760 from the Libertarian Party of New Hampshire

01:30:13.040 over the past two years.

01:30:14.000 Every tweet who defended you.

01:30:16.300 Particularly the ones

01:30:17.080 that were really, really egregious.

01:30:19.020 Yeah, the ones that got deleted,

01:30:20.340 those ones were definitely...

01:30:21.200 The six million one for sure.

01:30:23.040 You know that girl that quit here,

01:30:24.200 the ones that she didn't like?

01:30:25.280 Yeah, I did those.

01:30:29.260 That's why she left.

01:30:31.420 Yeah, it should be like,

01:30:32.140 Cassandra's awesome.

01:30:33.460 The last girl that was here

01:30:34.600 didn't like my stuff on Twitter.

01:30:36.200 Call him Tom the whole time.

01:30:37.680 Oh my God, that'd be great.

01:30:38.860 That would be so...

01:30:41.380 It's like, Tom,

01:30:41.880 I think you're saying something

01:30:42.540 by the way, top.

01:30:43.500 That guy, like Chris Carr,

01:30:44.980 the guy that you don't really mix well with,

01:30:47.500 he's a big fan of mine for some reason.

01:30:49.760 So I don't know whether...

01:30:50.880 Tell him I said he's a fucking bitch.

01:30:53.620 He didn't even show up.

01:30:54.840 This guy had a problem with me for months.

01:30:57.240 I didn't even know he existed.

01:30:58.720 He was in my mentions apparently

01:31:00.180 just talking shit to me the whole time.

01:31:02.580 I didn't even know he existed.

01:31:03.560 He sounds like a good judge of character.

01:31:05.300 That's all I can say.

01:31:06.000 Listen, he saw what I was saying

01:31:08.960 and what I said, I stand by.

01:31:10.720 I don't even care.

01:31:11.660 I think that Tim handled

01:31:13.180 the Kanye West interview wrong.

01:31:15.160 He handled it poorly.

01:31:16.540 He didn't study his guests.

01:31:17.980 Just from the fact of us being on there

01:31:19.900 and how that whole interview went

01:31:21.340 and the whole thing went,

01:31:22.600 it's just not...

01:31:23.380 It was retarded.

01:31:24.780 It was a poor interview.

01:31:26.240 And the guy was saying,

01:31:26.920 oh, you're talking shit about Tim?

01:31:27.920 I was like, no,

01:31:28.480 I'm just saying what I think.

01:31:30.400 And that's that.

01:31:31.340 And the guy...

01:31:32.320 Anyway, for months,

01:31:33.100 he was going after me.

01:31:33.960 I didn't even see him

01:31:35.160 because he's got like a thousand followers.

01:31:36.620 This guy writes for TimCast.

01:31:38.020 And then he just came after me

01:31:39.140 and came after me and came after...

01:31:40.160 So I was like,

01:31:40.740 if you had such a problem with me,

01:31:41.980 like when I was in this place,

01:31:43.340 why didn't you show up

01:31:44.360 and say something to me?

01:31:45.960 I was like, did I meet you in the house?

01:31:47.380 He was like, no, I wasn't there.

01:31:48.560 So I was like, shut the fuck up then.

01:31:50.060 Like, say it to my face, bitch.

01:31:51.800 Like, I was like, in your house

01:31:53.180 and you didn't even show up, faggot.

01:31:55.860 Jesus Christ.

01:31:56.720 The guy could have walked up to me

01:31:59.420 and punched me in the face

01:32:00.560 and he would have punched me

01:32:02.680 because I wouldn't even know who he was.

01:32:04.780 No.

01:32:05.480 I still don't know who he is.

01:32:06.820 I have no idea who you're talking about.

01:32:09.060 All right, guys.

01:32:09.760 I got to bounce.

01:32:10.720 I don't know if you guys want to quit or not,

01:32:12.120 but I'm definitely going to quit.

01:32:13.360 I got to bed.

01:32:14.060 I got to piss and my can is full.

01:32:17.180 Oh, shit.

01:32:18.180 Didn't we have like a video to watch?

01:32:19.920 Yeah, let's do a little video.

01:32:22.260 Reed and Jose, you guys go to bed.

01:32:24.500 It's okay.

01:32:24.860 See you, faggots.

01:32:25.480 See you, guys.

01:32:26.660 Oh, I almost clicked end broadcast.

01:32:28.960 Don't do that.

01:32:30.000 Don't do that.

01:32:30.760 We'll kill it for you guys tomorrow.

01:32:33.080 The last little love.

01:32:34.020 Yeah, kill it.

01:32:35.680 Bye.

01:32:36.440 Yo, plug tower gang.

01:32:38.060 Yes, hardcore.

01:32:40.260 All right.

01:32:41.220 Tower gang.

01:32:42.740 They're going to do terribly.

01:32:48.040 They're going to do so bad.

01:32:49.440 I can't even believe that they're going on.

01:32:50.820 Like, Cassandra made such a huge mistake.

01:32:52.800 Invite them on.

01:32:55.480 They're so retarded, man.

01:33:00.780 I think it's going to be good.

01:33:02.900 I am so excited to watch it.

01:33:05.120 Between Reed not giving a shit

01:33:06.680 and Jose giving every shit in the world.

01:33:11.060 It's a great dynamic.

01:33:12.700 It's such an interesting contrast

01:33:14.200 because like Reed is going to sit there and be like,

01:33:16.360 I'm Reed Coverdale and I hate my life.

01:33:18.800 And then Jose is going to be like,

01:33:20.400 Terrence, can we talk about it?

01:33:21.940 I've been conceiving this in my mind for weeks now.

01:33:30.280 I really want to get Jose back.

01:33:33.060 I just want this to be over with.

01:33:34.500 I want him to be so upset with what.

01:33:36.720 Listen, he's going to go there

01:33:38.080 and he's thinking that it's something it's not.

01:33:40.140 And he's just going to come back.

01:33:41.240 And part of me is like,

01:33:42.180 it's like when my kids like,

01:33:43.300 I want them to have a good time,

01:33:44.940 but I'm like,

01:33:45.280 I want you to like,

01:33:46.100 I want to shit in your cornflakes a little bit

01:33:47.720 because you're too excited.

01:33:49.660 Is there any way we can get Jose some Coke

01:33:52.800 before the show?

01:33:54.280 Just because I want him at an 11.

01:33:57.560 Honestly,

01:33:58.020 like he's going to have Coke right before.

01:34:01.100 And then he,

01:34:01.520 I think he's not going to be able to get cocaine safely

01:34:04.180 because he's going to be getting off a plane.

01:34:05.600 So I would,

01:34:06.100 I would encourage him though.

01:34:07.000 Seriously.

01:34:07.420 This is,

01:34:07.720 I'm going to have cocaine.

01:34:09.200 We could,

01:34:09.560 I mean,

01:34:09.780 I have that dude's number,

01:34:10.840 but I'm going to,

01:34:11.540 I'm going to,

01:34:11.980 I'm going to text him and I'm going to say,

01:34:13.100 look,

01:34:13.580 I need you to hit like a six shot espresso before you go on.

01:34:17.480 Like I want him to be fucking jacked.

01:34:19.460 I want him to not sleep.

01:34:20.880 That'd be awesome.

01:34:21.740 I think he can get cocaine.

01:34:23.040 I can just stop off at the CIA headquarters quickly.

01:34:27.180 He's not black toad.

01:34:28.340 It's not going to work.

01:34:30.400 But yeah,

01:34:31.040 it just him.

01:34:33.240 I don't think y'all understand in the chat

01:34:35.720 or any viewers watching how much he is.

01:34:39.040 Just destroying our DMS.

01:34:41.440 No,

01:34:41.540 no,

01:34:41.680 I think,

01:34:42.080 I think they do because it's,

01:34:43.100 but Twitter has been fucked up.

01:34:48.040 So I couldn't scroll back far enough to this morning.

01:34:52.900 He's been doing it for a couple of weeks now.

01:34:54.620 And I,

01:34:55.460 I honestly,

01:34:56.300 I think it's one of the most adorable things I've ever seen.

01:34:58.240 It's like,

01:34:58.500 I get to watch one of my friends process,

01:35:01.180 like the biggest moment in their life.

01:35:02.840 And I just,

01:35:03.420 I think it's great.

01:35:04.560 I got to be honest.

01:35:05.540 So when,

01:35:06.100 when,

01:35:06.360 when Sam invited us on the show,

01:35:10.280 I called Jose and I was like,

01:35:12.280 okay,

01:35:12.720 what's our game plan?

01:35:13.540 And then I realized halfway through the phone call,

01:35:15.140 I'm like,

01:35:15.400 oh my God,

01:35:16.000 I'm Jose right now.

01:35:16.980 That's what he's been doing to us.

01:35:19.600 For real.

01:35:20.540 And honestly,

01:35:21.260 like if I ever get on Rogan,

01:35:22.640 it's going to be the same thing.

01:35:23.820 I'm going to be totally fucking out of my mind.

01:35:25.480 That's different though.

01:35:26.000 I feel like Rogan is a totally different show.

01:35:28.180 I'm trying to find it.

01:35:29.160 It's a 12 X of Tim cast.

01:35:31.100 So yeah,

01:35:31.420 it's a big deal.

01:35:32.520 It's yeah.

01:35:33.840 Uh,

01:35:34.320 man.

01:35:35.760 Yeah.

01:35:36.040 We talked about Tim cast quite a bit.

01:35:38.140 Well,

01:35:38.460 because I mean like it's one of the biggest shows on YouTube that like live

01:35:42.440 shows.

01:35:42.860 I think it's the biggest life.

01:35:43.940 I told,

01:35:44.640 I told Sam on temple when we were on temple had,

01:35:46.800 I said,

01:35:47.580 I said,

01:35:47.900 you know,

01:35:48.100 we were on Tim cast and that was pretty cool,

01:35:49.740 but I'm like way more excited to be on this show.

01:35:51.960 I know it's like,

01:35:53.420 and it's not even like half the audience and it's like behind a paywall,

01:35:56.380 but I'm like,

01:35:56.720 this is my fucking show.

01:35:58.060 I love it.

01:35:59.120 That's what I was on your mom's house.

01:36:03.180 I'd probably be more.

01:36:04.140 I would literally die.

01:36:06.100 So yeah,

01:36:06.960 I mean,

01:36:07.660 that would be like Rogan is probably the top show you can go on ever.

01:36:12.480 Um,

01:36:13.220 but like if I was on your mom's house,

01:36:15.020 that would be the fucking shit for me.

01:36:17.220 I think the best chance you have of getting on your mom's house is if we

01:36:20.260 find a way to clip one minute of your,

01:36:22.920 uh,

01:36:24.600 your plasma story,

01:36:25.560 and then we get it to go viral on YouTube like that or,

01:36:28.060 or Tik TOK.

01:36:28.700 Cause you know,

01:36:29.160 Christina could pull it up.

01:36:30.200 That's that would be the best.

01:36:31.400 And then just to be like,

01:36:32.460 this guy gives plasma and he's a fucking retard.

01:36:35.140 Like he's R worded,

01:36:36.520 but they'll say he's fucking,

01:36:37.840 he's a Tik TOK.

01:36:39.500 Yo,

01:36:39.900 Dickie,

01:36:40.200 do we have a video to watch?

01:36:41.640 I swear we had like 50.

01:36:42.920 We have,

01:36:43.180 we have a ton of them.

01:36:44.380 Uh,

01:36:44.640 I don't know whatever you want to get the funniest one,

01:36:46.780 please.

01:36:47.540 Well,

01:36:47.740 and I was,

01:36:48.300 unless you guys want to talk about,

01:36:50.060 uh,

01:36:50.540 the porno that I was going to mention.

01:36:52.820 Our fucking mailbag guy is going,

01:36:54.700 if I were on Jordan Peterson show,

01:36:56.060 I would die happy.

01:36:56.800 Like Jesus Christ,

01:36:57.940 man.

01:36:58.120 What are we,

01:36:58.540 what are we?

01:36:59.180 Oh,

01:36:59.440 this is the Indian versus the black.

01:37:01.520 I think that we didn't get to last week.

01:37:03.780 All right.

01:37:04.440 I'm waiting on the police.

01:37:05.760 Let's go.

01:37:06.180 I don't know what the fuck I do.

01:37:07.860 The fuck you go.

01:37:09.720 Huh?

01:37:10.700 Bitch,

01:37:11.100 I got real spit for you.

01:37:12.240 My breath bothers me.

01:37:13.880 I know.

01:37:14.240 He's like,

01:37:14.780 he's like,

01:37:15.680 you're going to have to.

01:37:17.140 Start over.

01:37:17.920 Start over.

01:37:18.420 All of them been on the ground and everything.

01:37:19.640 I flew 3000 miles to not have people talk to me like this.

01:37:32.580 I like quickie Martin.

01:37:34.440 You come in.

01:37:34.980 Your breath is so bad.

01:37:36.060 Why,

01:37:36.700 why are you not just pay and leave?

01:37:39.960 Which,

01:37:40.500 which one of them do you think smells?

01:37:41.980 Because I did not think EBT does not mean I can.

01:37:45.260 In my country,

01:37:46.000 you would have had your clit chopped off.

01:37:48.480 You should be more respectful.

01:37:50.220 Dude,

01:37:50.420 after watching triple R,

01:37:51.900 I just expect this dude just to fucking just go to 18 spinning kicks to her face.

01:37:57.040 He looks,

01:37:57.400 he looks just like the co-star.

01:37:58.720 Why is he,

01:38:00.160 what was,

01:38:00.780 oh yeah,

01:38:01.120 the man bun thing.

01:38:02.200 Well,

01:38:02.340 why is he like letting her do this to the store?

01:38:04.960 Well,

01:38:05.260 what's he supposed to do?

01:38:06.320 Fucking beat her up?

01:38:07.040 I mean,

01:38:07.660 you're a black,

01:38:08.160 you're a indie kid and a black woman is berating you.

01:38:11.200 Like,

01:38:11.360 what are you supposed to do?

01:38:12.080 I mean,

01:38:12.280 you're just,

01:38:12.700 I mean,

01:38:12.880 this is the fucking,

01:38:13.920 uh,

01:38:14.700 like,

01:38:15.980 woke turn Olympics.

01:38:16.660 Oh,

01:38:16.860 he gets,

01:38:17.080 he gets to the,

01:38:17.920 to the point.

01:38:18.360 Go ahead and run it.

01:38:19.600 All right.

01:38:19.720 Such interesting behavior.

01:38:37.640 I've,

01:38:38.080 I've never seen a black person act like this.

01:38:40.200 I don't even know.

01:38:43.160 Yeah.

01:38:47.620 I'm going to fuck you up.

01:38:49.720 She's literally telling her kid to just go pick out whatever you want.

01:38:56.420 I don't know.

01:38:57.080 I ain't nobody going to get it back.

01:38:58.440 That's why you make your future.

01:39:00.440 I'm a fool for your future.

01:39:01.920 I'm a fool for your future.

01:39:03.080 I'm a fool for your future.

01:39:05.180 This is not a movie theater.

01:39:06.340 Why are you so loud?

01:39:08.760 Well,

01:39:08.900 this is not black homeschooling.

01:39:10.620 You walked up on me and got no shit,

01:39:13.200 right?

01:39:14.020 You walked up on me and got no shit,

01:39:15.820 bitch.

01:39:16.040 Give me my shit.

01:39:17.660 You walked up on me and got no shit.

01:39:19.720 And they still ain't going up.

01:39:21.480 Give my shit.

01:39:22.500 Wait for it.

01:39:22.960 I love the black person.

01:39:23.420 Give me what the fuck I want.

01:39:26.220 Because I shit moving around these bitches.

01:39:27.840 He's holding his nose.

01:39:30.140 I know.

01:39:31.420 Oh,

01:39:31.900 I was saying you nothing.

01:39:34.780 I was saying you nothing.

01:39:37.140 I was saying you nothing.

01:39:39.140 I was saying you nothing.

01:39:41.140 I was saying you nothing.

01:39:42.340 I was saying you nothing.

01:39:43.220 I was saying you nothing.

01:39:43.960 I was saying you nothing.

01:39:44.960 He said,

01:39:45.320 he said,

01:39:45.920 I was actually civilized,

01:39:47.180 not like you.

01:39:47.840 What the fuck you talking about?

01:39:49.480 Right.

01:39:50.920 Motherfucker,

01:39:51.340 I've been real nice with you.

01:39:52.580 All you guys,

01:39:53.120 I was a suspect.

01:39:54.520 What the fuck you talking about?

01:39:55.780 That's what you only can do.

01:39:58.320 What?

01:39:58.820 That's what you only can do.

01:40:00.100 Oh,

01:40:00.360 you show me?

01:40:00.660 You are uneducated like you act like you.

01:40:03.200 You are uneducated like you act like you.

01:40:05.060 That's what I'm fucking clown the way I do,

01:40:07.220 bitch.

01:40:07.380 You have GED.

01:40:09.180 That's why I'm fucking with anybody.

01:40:10.560 Stop playing with me.

01:40:12.780 You drop out of high school.

01:40:14.120 You have GED at best.

01:40:16.940 Nice little back slap.

01:40:18.460 Yeah.

01:40:19.020 Garbage man says,

01:40:19.840 thank you.

01:40:20.220 Come again.

01:40:20.960 Backhand.

01:40:24.180 That's so fucking,

01:40:25.320 dude,

01:40:25.860 it is just so funny to watch when it's like two races that you can't make fun of,

01:40:30.180 like in just,

01:40:30.820 you know,

01:40:30.960 PC culture actually go at each other because it's just like they can do,

01:40:34.780 they could say or do whatever they wanted.

01:40:36.700 In my country,

01:40:37.820 you come from the forest.

01:40:39.360 I know of your kind.

01:40:43.480 You swing from the,

01:40:45.100 you swing from the vines.

01:40:48.240 I have seen you.

01:40:49.020 I have seen you in a vision.

01:40:51.320 A skin tone is the same,

01:40:52.660 but you are the nigger.

01:40:58.960 The government gives you money.

01:41:00.520 Why,

01:41:00.820 why can't you pay for these goods?

01:41:03.060 You need not even work a job.

01:41:05.700 She was really directing her kids to steal from this,

01:41:09.540 from this.

01:41:09.860 She really was.

01:41:10.460 She was like,

01:41:10.800 get your ass back in here.

01:41:12.500 You pick out the fuck you want.

01:41:16.720 Oh my God.

01:41:17.420 You always didn't die for no reason.

01:41:19.620 Take those Doritos,

01:41:20.580 baby.

01:41:22.360 This is reparations right here,

01:41:23.740 motherfucker.

01:41:24.800 There you go,

01:41:25.400 Maj.

01:41:25.640 I recently watched this thing where this Indian clerk was actually murdered by a psychotic black woman.

01:41:35.420 So that's all I was thinking of during this whole thing.

01:41:37.320 Like,

01:41:37.540 what is going to happen right now?

01:41:40.080 It's just so funny.

01:41:41.300 It smells crazy in there.

01:41:42.520 Oh yeah.

01:41:43.260 The entire time he was like,

01:41:45.540 Jesus.

01:41:46.560 Yo,

01:41:46.780 at the end,

01:41:47.300 he literally holds it.

01:41:48.420 Yeah.

01:41:48.660 He was like,

01:41:48.960 you fucking stink.

01:41:49.800 At first I thought he was like,

01:41:50.920 just keeping like a shield up from the spit.

01:41:52.840 Cause she was yelling so close to his face,

01:41:54.500 but then he just literally holds it.

01:41:55.960 Your breath smells worse than all of the buttholes of Mumbai.

01:42:02.880 We have open sewer in my nation and it still smells better than you.

01:42:07.620 Honestly,

01:42:08.160 how did he not?

01:42:09.680 I could smell her from here.

01:42:11.180 Like I know that smell.

01:42:12.160 I could smell him.

01:42:13.200 That's what's crazy too.

01:42:15.260 It's a scratching smell.

01:42:16.240 He's like,

01:42:16.620 my body odor is being overwhelmed by your breath.

01:42:22.000 By your stinky pussy,

01:42:23.640 bitch.

01:42:23.900 He should want to keep her around then.

01:42:26.660 Dude.

01:42:26.880 How,

01:42:27.200 how did he not just wind up and absolutely deck her?

01:42:30.880 Like,

01:42:31.200 I mean,

01:42:31.600 he was,

01:42:32.060 I mean,

01:42:32.340 when she spit on him,

01:42:33.180 I guess he did give one,

01:42:34.840 but like the fact that he didn't just keep going all out.

01:42:37.680 Like I,

01:42:37.940 it's because he works there in that,

01:42:39.520 in,

01:42:39.740 in that neighborhood.

01:42:40.420 It's probably all the time.

01:42:42.160 So like,

01:42:43.420 if you see that kind of shit all the time,

01:42:45.020 you know that that lady's at like,

01:42:46.500 it looks like she's at 10,

01:42:47.680 but she's really at five.

01:42:49.200 Dude,

01:42:49.500 you guys remember knows.

01:42:51.080 You guys remember in New York when that,

01:42:52.900 that black dude got killed by the,

01:42:55.320 the attendant.

01:42:57.040 He stabbed him.

01:42:58.020 You remember that?

01:42:58.420 Yeah.

01:42:58.500 Yeah.

01:42:59.020 Jose,

01:42:59.620 uh,

01:43:00.120 Oh yeah.

01:43:00.640 Yeah.

01:43:01.200 Yeah.

01:43:01.700 And he got arrested.

01:43:02.780 That was the reason for that was he had done basically what this dude had done to the

01:43:07.660 black,

01:43:08.260 his girlfriend.

01:43:09.340 And he had like,

01:43:10.260 he had thrown her out and then she fucking sends her dude in there to go,

01:43:13.640 you know,

01:43:14.020 raise shit.

01:43:14.620 So he ends up getting stabbed to death.

01:43:16.180 So this guy's probably thinking of himself like,

01:43:18.280 I ain't,

01:43:18.760 I ain't going to go down that path.

01:43:20.120 I don't need her,

01:43:20.840 her dude coming back in here and blow my brains out.

01:43:23.000 So I'm just going to chill it out.

01:43:24.360 But then she just keeps escalating.

01:43:25.920 I,

01:43:26.140 I still don't even understand the context.

01:43:27.640 Like,

01:43:27.820 I don't even know,

01:43:28.760 like,

01:43:29.000 I guess her EBT card didn't work or some shit.

01:43:30.920 And then it could be anything.

01:43:34.380 That's just a general demeanor.

01:43:36.440 I've seen this situation a hundred times and it could be literally anything.

01:43:41.300 Like he looked at her wrong or,

01:43:43.500 or like he said,

01:43:44.460 Hey,

01:43:44.620 please don't steal that.

01:43:46.680 Yeah,

01:43:47.080 man.

01:43:47.360 Dude.

01:43:47.740 Like you ever been to the jungle?

01:43:54.160 I can't imagine.

01:43:55.080 Like this is in like a store.

01:43:56.680 I can imagine top being on a,

01:43:59.160 you know,

01:43:59.360 he worked for the public train or railway system.

01:44:02.860 I can't imagine that because it has to be a different level.

01:44:05.880 Oh yeah.

01:44:06.880 It'd be like,

01:44:07.560 okay,

01:44:07.760 here's like where they're at,

01:44:08.700 like at a store.

01:44:09.640 And then like,

01:44:10.560 here's where they're at.

01:44:11.300 And like a public space where they can just fucking like anything can

01:44:15.220 happen.

01:44:15.780 This is a private property.

01:44:17.620 Dickie,

01:44:17.920 bring up one more banger video and then we'll get out of here.

01:44:20.800 We had one time,

01:44:21.720 uh,

01:44:22.020 we were on the Indian guy.

01:44:23.920 We're bringing some tools,

01:44:25.140 like from one stop to another.

01:44:27.160 And we're just standing on one side and this homeless guy starts yelling at

01:44:30.200 us and no one's really looking at him.

01:44:32.600 We know how to deal with him,

01:44:33.440 ignoring him.

01:44:33.840 And he just takes his dick out and just pisses on the train and it like

01:44:37.080 sloshes.

01:44:37.660 It's just all kinds of crazy shit like that all the time.

01:44:40.580 Look at this guy.

01:44:42.520 Yeah.

01:44:42.940 That's David DePape.

01:44:43.960 That's the fucking,

01:44:44.760 that's the,

01:44:45.260 uh,

01:44:45.600 the homeless,

01:44:46.620 uh,

01:44:47.080 trans or gay prostitute.

01:44:49.080 David DePape.

01:44:50.240 I think,

01:44:50.540 I think he's definitely,

01:44:51.980 I think he's like pansexual.

01:44:54.600 Like he'll just fuck anything,

01:44:56.200 especially,

01:44:56.980 uh,

01:44:57.120 he looks like you,

01:44:57.920 man.

01:44:58.240 Especially Paul Pelosi.

01:44:59.640 That's a distant relative.

01:45:01.960 There's a lot better,

01:45:03.080 much better hair than Toad.

01:45:04.080 Yeah.

01:45:04.180 I was going to say,

01:45:04.720 I wish I had this guy's hair.

01:45:06.180 What are you talking about?

01:45:06.920 So Toad,

01:45:07.460 if you could switch the line with David DePape.

01:45:11.780 Do it as a job of a hut.

01:45:13.560 All right.

01:45:13.860 Let's run it.

01:45:15.640 What's,

01:45:16.280 what,

01:45:16.600 what do you want to say?

01:45:17.380 Cause they released,

01:45:18.140 as you know,

01:45:18.720 they released the video earlier today.

01:45:21.100 I get,

01:45:22.100 yeah.

01:45:22.280 Pause real quick.

01:45:22.960 Real quick.

01:45:23.380 Just pause.

01:45:23.700 I can tell that the interviewer is black because she would literally

01:45:28.140 they be saying,

01:45:30.360 I can smell her breath from here.

01:45:34.680 It's only 10 more seconds.

01:45:35.980 Let's go.

01:45:36.740 Thank you for calling me.

01:45:38.740 What did you want?

01:45:39.360 What did you want to tell me?

01:45:41.800 Not that y'all have seen the body camp footage.

01:45:44.040 I have an important message for everyone in America.

01:45:48.940 You're welcome.

01:45:51.180 What do you want to say?

01:45:53.260 Cause they,

01:45:53.800 uh,

01:45:55.040 like,

01:45:55.380 honestly,

01:45:55.720 does that not make him kind of cool?

01:45:57.440 Like a 10% cool.

01:45:58.680 I already,

01:45:59.300 I already thought it was cool.

01:46:00.480 What are you talking about?

01:46:00.960 What are you talking about?

01:46:01.640 You domed a Pelosi with the fucking bullpen hammer.

01:46:04.400 This guy's the best.

01:46:05.360 That's right.

01:46:06.140 In front of the cops.

01:46:07.080 Like it was,

01:46:07.680 he did not have to dome at that point.

01:46:10.060 He could have got away with everything.

01:46:12.100 He could have probably got out.

01:46:12.460 But like of all the politicians,

01:46:14.000 you think that Pelosi is really the worst?

01:46:15.700 Come on.

01:46:16.940 No,

01:46:17.200 but if it was Bill Gates.

01:46:18.200 I'm buddy.

01:46:19.040 No.

01:46:19.480 Bill Gates is a politician.

01:46:20.580 You dumbass.

01:46:22.460 Well.

01:46:22.740 Yeah,

01:46:22.980 I know,

01:46:23.520 but he's got more control than most people.

01:46:24.860 You said he's,

01:46:25.560 you said out of all politicians.

01:46:27.380 So out of all,

01:46:28.320 he runs shit more than the politicians do.

01:46:30.160 Out of all the most powerful people.

01:46:31.960 I would say Pelosi is the worst.

01:46:34.440 Wow.

01:46:35.440 No,

01:46:36.100 she's up there,

01:46:37.660 but she's not the worst.

01:46:38.820 She's been running.

01:46:39.860 She's been running shit for 30 years.

01:46:42.940 Probably longer.

01:46:43.780 Yeah.

01:46:44.060 But yeah,

01:46:44.360 I mean,

01:46:44.920 I think he's cool that he actually,

01:46:47.020 he fucked this guy and then hit him with a hammer.

01:46:49.020 That's just pretty cool.

01:46:49.780 He 100% fucked.

01:46:50.780 He 100% fucked.

01:46:51.500 He hit him with two hammers,

01:46:52.980 is what you're saying.

01:46:53.320 I hate this stupid shit.

01:46:54.740 Like,

01:46:54.920 oh,

01:46:55.620 he was just there.

01:46:56.440 No,

01:46:56.780 like,

01:46:57.160 there's no way any of this would happen without them banging first.

01:47:01.200 I like how he tells the cops,

01:47:02.720 like,

01:47:02.960 put the hammer down.

01:47:03.600 He's like,

01:47:04.040 nope.

01:47:04.880 Yeah,

01:47:05.120 he's like,

01:47:05.500 nope.

01:47:06.560 Not doing that.

01:47:08.320 It's just weird.

01:47:09.400 Why,

01:47:09.800 why,

01:47:10.120 why wait until the cops get there to dumb him?

01:47:12.540 Like,

01:47:12.780 what's the,

01:47:13.660 what's the game plan there?

01:47:14.620 So it could be on video,

01:47:15.640 bro.

01:47:16.020 Obviously world star.

01:47:18.260 He wants fame,

01:47:19.500 baby.

01:47:20.440 It's what gay people do.

01:47:22.120 Is they just hang each other.

01:47:23.960 Like,

01:47:24.180 so you just went for the bang,

01:47:25.460 man.

01:47:26.220 That's right.

01:47:27.880 Did you guys see?

01:47:28.580 Gay guys,

01:47:29.080 like,

01:47:29.220 gayness is the mental illness.

01:47:30.380 It's really,

01:47:30.560 really bad.

01:47:31.940 I'm so sorry.

01:47:33.220 I didn't get more of them.

01:47:34.340 I spent all my time in closing government corruption online,

01:47:42.940 only to have them silence my freedom of speech as quickly as they could.

01:47:46.980 They circumvented the constitution of the private industry.

01:47:50.560 But the grooming class outcourges every impression of you for the right to the private industry.

01:47:55.000 It's called fascism.

01:47:56.080 Wait,

01:47:56.420 is this me?

01:47:57.040 Dude.

01:47:57.820 Whoa,

01:47:58.340 this guy's bass.

01:47:59.380 I wish this guy would just say that instead of,

01:48:01.960 you know,

01:48:02.160 he said it right before he clocked fucking Pelosi.

01:48:10.000 But imagine he just said they were like,

01:48:11.740 he said global homo fashion.

01:48:13.400 He said global homo for sure.

01:48:14.340 He did.

01:48:14.900 Whoa,

01:48:15.240 this guy's,

01:48:15.920 is that neocon remover?

01:48:19.020 That's where he's been.

01:48:20.280 Honestly,

01:48:20.660 I was thinking like,

01:48:21.400 that's,

01:48:21.800 that could be any of us.

01:48:23.400 That could be any of us.

01:48:24.600 It's so crazy.

01:48:26.020 I do.

01:48:27.040 I just wish he would say that and then domed fucking Pelosi.

01:48:30.700 Like he just,

01:48:31.860 he just would like,

01:48:32.560 can you drop the hammer and he just goes like,

01:48:34.140 I'm going to tell you about the global homo elite real quick.

01:48:36.420 And then after we just fucking bop.

01:48:38.840 Wait,

01:48:39.260 I think I know what happened here.

01:48:40.960 He actually,

01:48:41.680 so he was like sleeping in their backyard or something.

01:48:43.620 He had like some sleeping equipment,

01:48:44.640 right?

01:48:45.160 And then he must've snuck into the house and put,

01:48:47.920 and then Pelosi's like,

01:48:48.920 what are you doing here?

01:48:49.780 But then he's probably started talking to him.

01:48:51.560 Like,

01:48:51.800 Hey,

01:48:51.900 listen,

01:48:52.580 you know,

01:48:52.800 there's a,

01:48:53.260 there's a cult of global elites that they're fucking children.

01:48:55.720 And he's like,

01:48:56.500 tell me more.

01:48:57.200 And they're having like a podcast,

01:48:58.420 like conversation.

01:48:59.540 Like he calls the cops,

01:49:00.540 but he's like,

01:49:00.900 wait a second.

01:49:01.240 I think I got some more.

01:49:02.360 And then the guy just says,

01:49:03.580 you know what?

01:49:04.640 I'm done here.

01:49:05.120 And just fucking hits him with a hammer.

01:49:06.660 That's what happened there.

01:49:07.620 He was about to win them over.

01:49:09.080 Did he grab the hammer from the house?

01:49:10.620 Cause I think he should have used a teapot and gone Warren Harding on this guy's ass.

01:49:15.140 It would have been the teapot scandal.

01:49:16.980 He broke into the house with the hammer.

01:49:19.480 Because he like broke like a window and got in.

01:49:22.320 Yeah,

01:49:22.440 he did.

01:49:22.740 He broke in.

01:49:23.540 It's on video.

01:49:24.320 That shit's real.

01:49:24.880 All right.

01:49:25.580 Thank you guys so much for tuning in.

01:49:27.040 We love you so much.

01:49:27.900 Make sure you tune into Timcast IRL.

01:49:30.080 I need to see y'all.

01:49:31.500 I need to see y'all in the chat.

01:49:33.060 I need you to send fucking as many chats as you possibly can.

01:49:35.840 I'll send another $250 super chat.

01:49:37.940 All the super chats that he's been getting are about Eliza Blue.

01:49:41.560 So if you say anything about anything other than Eliza Blue,

01:49:44.220 you might actually get read.

01:49:45.940 Yeah,

01:49:46.140 I think,

01:49:46.480 I think you,

01:49:47.120 there's,

01:49:47.920 there's probably a timing thing to it too.

01:49:50.520 I feel like.

01:49:51.560 Wait,

01:49:52.020 so it should be about Eliza Blue or it shouldn't?

01:49:53.900 No,

01:49:54.180 no,

01:49:54.300 no,

01:49:54.500 not be.

01:49:55.280 All right.

01:49:56.180 And you should wait towards the end because they,

01:49:58.580 they fall off.

01:49:59.640 Super chats fall off.

01:50:00.460 So if you send in the first half an hour,

01:50:02.520 first hour,

01:50:03.420 then you're already gone.

01:50:04.720 So you need to wait until like 10 minutes before the,

01:50:07.280 at the 90 minute mark,

01:50:08.540 he goes to super chats,

01:50:10.100 send it right then.

01:50:11.760 Oh,

01:50:12.000 right.

01:50:12.500 I made a lot of mistakes.

01:50:13.880 When he says we need to go to super chats,

01:50:15.640 immediately send it right then to 50.

01:50:17.880 It'll go right to the top and he'll see it.

01:50:19.740 Yeah.

01:50:19.880 That's dude.

01:50:20.860 Yeah.

01:50:21.240 Send two 50.

01:50:21.800 You just want me to spend more money.

01:50:23.840 How did my,

01:50:24.480 how did my bets do tonight?

01:50:26.420 It doesn't matter.

01:50:27.620 I'm sure.

01:50:28.160 I'm sure you lost a lot of money.

01:50:29.160 It's okay.

01:50:31.880 We're out of here.

01:50:32.580 Love you guys.

01:50:33.100 Peace.

01:50:33.760 Peace out.

Tower Gang - February 09, 2023

Ep 109 - The Buttholes of Mumbai

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