Tower Gang - Ep 112 - Cuckqueaning w⧸ Mark RanDoM

00:00:00.000 Funny shit.

00:00:03.160 What's up, retards?

00:00:05.540 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby.

00:00:07.300 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's.

00:00:10.920 Mussy.

00:00:13.040 You want to kill me or you want to give me a boner?

00:00:15.380 I don't know.

00:00:16.480 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny.

00:00:19.780 Woe is me, I'm retarded.

00:00:22.020 Have you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit where they go,

00:00:25.520 And I, uh, the three of you had a threesome of some kind.

00:00:31.440 I was watching it and jerking off.

00:00:35.580 So Cole Bank 2 chicks why Todd sat in the corner and got no shit.

00:00:40.020 Yeah, Todd.

00:00:41.680 You fucking asshole.

00:00:44.620 Toad's on fire.

00:00:45.880 You can take any clip from this show, ever.

00:00:49.360 And then it makes us so weird.

00:00:51.400 He was a 10 in real life.

00:00:52.880 She's like a dead 8.

00:00:55.520 Was anybody ever poor enough to go get platinum?

00:00:59.520 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:01:01.440 Lewis, you're like a brother to me.

00:01:02.940 Thank you so much for bringing us on board.

00:01:04.420 Call him Lewis Peach.

00:01:05.460 What does that mean?

00:01:07.040 It doesn't mean anything.

00:01:08.600 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.

00:01:10.600 That is why.

00:01:11.720 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast.

00:01:13.980 Tower Gang, you gotta die.

00:01:15.180 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:01:23.120 That's not what this show is about.

00:01:24.580 As soon as we're taught it.

00:01:28.480 Whee!

00:01:30.000 Whee!

00:01:32.360 Whee!

00:01:34.220 Welcome, everybody, to another live stream edition of Tower Gang.

00:01:37.460 God bless Top Lobster for putting together the dopest intro.

00:01:40.700 God bless Mark Random for fucking shouting us out on Real Ass or whatever fuck show that was.

00:01:46.100 And shout out to Toad for being such a good sport, even though some people think your name's Todd.

00:01:52.060 Thank you for that.

00:01:52.480 That's right.

00:01:53.060 And Dickie is officially fired now, now that we have a new intro.

00:01:56.840 He's going to be the intro sick.

00:01:58.860 I really meant to say, oh, Tower Gang, why don't you have them on?

00:02:02.580 Like, I was just going to blatantly say it.

00:02:04.500 But they got too drunk and I got too high on Kratom.

00:02:07.600 I even told this before.

00:02:08.920 We were just hanging in the room.

00:02:10.140 I was like, hey, is it cool if I shout out Tower Gang and everything?

00:02:13.120 So now that my guest digital appearances, Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast in the world.

00:02:18.180 When you guys were having that up and down with Timple, I didn't want to say that because my February slot hadn't clicked in yet.

00:02:24.900 So I loved it.

00:02:26.940 I loved it.

00:02:27.420 Just just randomly shout out to our gang in the middle of a conversation that has no context whatsoever.

00:02:33.800 I mean, it keeps up the mystique.

00:02:35.980 Like, what the fuck is Tower Gang?

00:02:37.740 True, true.

00:02:38.460 No, I wanted people to know.

00:02:39.820 I wanted to be like Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast while I was on Gas Digital.

00:02:44.180 I know.

00:02:44.320 If you had said that on Gas, it would have been fired.

00:02:46.040 I fucked up.

00:02:46.540 But I will say this.

00:02:47.500 You told me, and I don't know if it's true, but you did tell me that when you asked if you could bring us up, that Lewis said he loves those guys.

00:02:53.880 Yeah, I could show you DM.

00:02:55.380 I mean, I would take his name out.

00:02:56.360 But like I've DMed, yo, you got shouted out on Timcat.

00:02:59.040 He goes, he loves those guys.

00:03:00.320 Like, Lewis is a real dude.

00:03:02.140 Like, I know he kind of plays the industry cookie cutter thing a little bit, but he really doesn't give a fuck at the end of the day.

00:03:09.420 And I can't say that about a lot of sort of people in his circle.

00:03:12.940 I'm not naming specific names, but Lewis truly doesn't give a fuck.

00:03:17.500 No, because I said Dave Smith has the most balls of any of those.

00:03:21.640 So thank you.

00:03:22.040 And the biggest dick.

00:03:23.440 Yeah.

00:03:23.840 Well, yeah.

00:03:24.640 I think he just has the biggest balls, literally.

00:03:27.820 Yeah.

00:03:28.100 No, but Lewis is the most like not giving a fuck person at that network.

00:03:32.460 Like, but he has to play the business role.

00:03:34.580 But inside, he's like, he fucking loves you guys.

00:03:37.400 And you love him.

00:03:38.800 So he loves me and he doesn't even know me.

00:03:43.760 It's going to happen one of these days.

00:03:45.380 Well, anyways, thank you so much for joining us.

00:03:46.920 Mark Random, one of the greatest stand up comics working in New York.

00:03:49.760 You guys want to hop right in the mailbag or go somewhere else?

00:03:52.000 Oh, by the way, Jose was supposed to be with us.

00:03:54.160 He is currently recording with Richard Booth for another edition of his OKC series.

00:03:59.620 And Reed doesn't hardly exist.

00:04:02.360 Cole died of plasma deficiency.

00:04:04.980 So this is what we got.

00:04:06.160 It's literally going to be me and Toad.

00:04:08.300 Yeah, that's right.

00:04:09.680 Just me and you, baby.

00:04:11.060 Let's go.

00:04:12.040 I can't wait.

00:04:12.600 It's going to be so awkward.

00:04:13.540 All right, Dickie, if you wouldn't mind, if you'd bring up our mailbag, I'd appreciate it.

00:04:22.500 All righty.

00:04:23.480 So Michael Cock asks, who's gayer, the giver or the taker?

00:04:29.080 It's always been the taker.

00:04:30.280 The giver?

00:04:30.880 That was a great book.

00:04:31.720 I don't know.

00:04:34.600 Is that different from the giving tree?

00:04:36.440 The giver is the one initiating.

00:04:38.220 Like, you could be passed out, closing your eyes and get your dick sucked.

00:04:41.660 But to suck the dick of someone who's passed out, you are giving rather than taking.

00:04:48.900 Like, taking is...

00:04:49.780 Wait, you're confused.

00:04:50.840 What does that mean?

00:04:51.820 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:04:52.400 But what is even the difference, though, between...

00:04:55.660 Wait, he said if you're the giver versus the taker?

00:04:58.660 The giver might be gayer, yeah.

00:05:01.320 But aren't the giver...

00:05:03.020 Are we talking blowjobs or ass-fucking?

00:05:04.600 No, we got to do ass-fucking.

00:05:06.560 Then the taker is gayer.

00:05:09.080 Thank you.

00:05:09.460 No, no, no.

00:05:09.920 But wait, isn't the giver the same thing as the taker?

00:05:13.240 Because, like, you're giving head and you're also taking it in the mouth at the same time.

00:05:17.900 Why do you have three men in the orgy and the fantasy, Toad?

00:05:23.380 There's a rule, bro.

00:05:24.400 You're giving head and the giver at the same time.

00:05:27.040 That's three guys in your fantasy.

00:05:28.980 Yeah, I guess, like we were saying, it depends on the sexual act.

00:05:32.380 If it's anal sex, then the giving is less gay.

00:05:36.880 It's not as gay.

00:05:37.840 If it's a blowjob, then the giving is way more, like, astronomically gay.

00:05:41.880 Because they have to put effort into it.

00:05:43.340 They're going to lose some calories.

00:05:44.660 The person getting a blowjob isn't going to be losing any calories.

00:05:46.920 I wish this person put some fucking effort into this question because now, like, we're scrambling on semantics.

00:05:52.680 I mean, we need details.

00:05:53.700 It's a confusing question.

00:05:54.340 But, like, if you're taking a dick in the ass, you're obviously gay.

00:05:59.500 What if it's...

00:06:00.380 No, I think you're straight.

00:06:01.660 I think straight men can just do that.

00:06:04.020 They take a dick.

00:06:04.960 They get their ass filled with cum.

00:06:06.520 And they're like, I'm completely heterosexual.

00:06:08.400 What if it's Blair White?

00:06:11.280 Right.

00:06:11.960 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:12.600 Well, we have addressed that.

00:06:14.340 Little dicky.

00:06:15.600 Pull that picture up while we're banding.

00:06:17.260 I know.

00:06:18.020 I fucking...

00:06:18.540 I retweeted it, but I just...

00:06:20.000 I couldn't...

00:06:20.740 I wish I had more of a voice.

00:06:22.180 It makes me crazy that I...

00:06:23.660 Like, no one gives a fuck that I'm like, oh, Blair White tweeted this.

00:06:27.680 This is completely...

00:06:28.620 It's like...

00:06:29.960 Ah!

00:06:30.440 It just makes me crazy.

00:06:31.740 I feel like Mark Random because my account is locked to, like, my main account.

00:06:36.900 So I'm, like, a thousand followers on my sub-account.

00:06:39.440 And I'm just, like, tweeting into the abyss.

00:06:41.660 Exactly.

00:06:42.060 It's terrible.

00:06:43.600 Damn.

00:06:44.140 Look at that.

00:06:44.960 If you read this tweet...

00:06:46.080 Yeah, would.

00:06:46.900 Definitely.

00:06:47.600 But if you read this tweet, it doesn't even make sense.

00:06:51.300 It makes completely sense, but it doesn't make sense.

00:06:55.540 That's the problem.

00:06:57.080 Who cares about the text of the tweet?

00:06:59.260 We're just talking about sucking her dick.

00:07:01.420 Yeah, this is a meme that goes around in saying, oh, if you see a liberal woman, she has a dick.

00:07:07.520 If you see a conservative woman, she has a gun.

00:07:11.100 Like, it's...

00:07:11.660 But it's like, bitch, you shouldn't...

00:07:13.500 You can't post that.

00:07:14.660 No, I'm going to be straight with you guys.

00:07:16.160 I'm going to be straight with you by being real gay.

00:07:17.480 I would...

00:07:18.720 I thought long and hard about whether or not I would blow her.

00:07:23.240 Ooh.

00:07:23.820 Oh, I've thought about it.

00:07:25.720 Because I was like...

00:07:26.360 What was the answer?

00:07:27.300 Because I've never really seen, like, a trans woman that I was like, I would blow that chick.

00:07:34.020 No, but this is the thing.

00:07:35.500 It's like, the reason I...

00:07:37.020 I would fuck that, but the reason I wouldn't want to, like, touch the dick...

00:07:41.480 Here's why.

00:07:42.500 Because politically, then I would have to consider it a lady dick, which then puts me in liberal LGBTQ community where they're saying, no, if you touch a woman's...

00:07:53.540 Like, the belief in a female dick is, like, a leftist thing.

00:07:58.780 It's not...

00:07:59.300 Like, I don't...

00:08:00.060 But we're libertarians.

00:08:01.380 Fuck it.

00:08:01.880 I'll jerk that dick off.

00:08:03.060 Why am I trying to please the right wing?

00:08:07.900 Fuck it.

00:08:08.960 I'll suck Blair's cock so that I'm considered LGBT, and then I'm part of the protected class.

00:08:13.920 So there you go.

00:08:14.280 How big of a clit...

00:08:15.740 Clint, you've been with a lot of women.

00:08:17.120 How big of a clit would a woman have to have for it to start getting weird to you?

00:08:21.520 I've never experienced it.

00:08:23.160 Have you guys seen that?

00:08:24.300 Have you guys seen that?

00:08:24.940 I've seen the video.

00:08:26.320 I remember I was...

00:08:27.240 It was, like, four years ago.

00:08:28.540 I was in Secaucus just walking.

00:08:29.800 It was, like, a fun date night with my ex-girlfriend.

00:08:31.840 Wait, you were walking down the street, and you saw a huge clit?

00:08:33.880 No, no, no, no.

00:08:34.880 A huge caucus.

00:08:36.100 Lizzie Durazo, my co-host of the show, she just brings up, you know, dick...

00:08:40.020 Clits are just, like, enlarged penises, or...

00:08:43.300 No, like, deformed penises.

00:08:45.280 And then she pulled up...

00:08:46.360 She just started pulling up pictures of clits that look like dicks, and they look like women

00:08:51.220 that...

00:08:51.740 Biological women that have three-inch clits that hang out like a dick.

00:08:56.120 Yeah.

00:08:56.440 And then it's like, all right, how big does the clit have to be before it's a dick?

00:09:00.700 This is where we can...

00:09:01.540 Fuck the abortion debate.

00:09:03.020 This is...

00:09:03.660 How big does a dick...

00:09:04.900 A clit have to be?

00:09:05.760 Because if it's, like, a big, meaty clit, it's not gay.

00:09:09.060 But if it's, like, a six-inch clit...

00:09:11.960 Yeah, then...

00:09:12.940 But if you...

00:09:14.140 I think if the clit is over two inches, like, it's gay.

00:09:16.540 Right.

00:09:17.100 If it gets to the point where...

00:09:17.840 But if it's one and a half, you do with your fingers like that?

00:09:21.300 Yeah, dude.

00:09:21.700 You fucking...

00:09:22.340 You stroke that thing right into your gullet.

00:09:24.500 You don't stroke a clit, though, baby.

00:09:27.400 Like a baby worm.

00:09:29.440 Well, look, if the clit is that big, at least it's easy to find.

00:09:33.300 Yeah.

00:09:33.880 I don't have a problem either way, buddy.

00:09:36.400 It's right above...

00:09:37.080 It's always in the same spot.

00:09:38.480 Whether it's bigger or it's small, it's always right there.

00:09:40.760 I don't know why it's so challenging for people.

00:09:42.340 If you're doing things right, it actually does get bigger.

00:09:44.900 It gets engorged with blood.

00:09:46.020 It does.

00:09:46.560 You're right.

00:09:47.000 But it never gets to the size that I'm, like, I'm feeling homosexual.

00:09:50.520 It's a hard clit, baby.

00:09:52.020 At a clit, like, in the womb, that that's what either creates a male dick or a female clit that just doesn't grow.

00:10:01.300 Like, I hate it because then it does make the fucking LGBT community's argument.

00:10:07.540 It, like, kind of makes their argument right.

00:10:09.980 I'm just thinking about, like...

00:10:11.300 I'm sorry.

00:10:12.340 I didn't hear anything random say because I'm thinking about, like, a girl with, like, a huge clit, right?

00:10:16.820 And she's riding you, but she's, like, reverse cowgirl, and you're just, like, you know, your legs are up a little bit, and you're enjoying it.

00:10:22.460 And then she's, like, her huge clit just, like, kind of goes all the way down, and it, like, tickles your balls as she's riding you.

00:10:29.640 Like, this has probably happened to somebody at some point, and they probably are super into it.

00:10:34.160 Oh, yeah.

00:10:34.940 I've never tried it.

00:10:36.060 It's a kink.

00:10:36.920 Yeah, you might be into it.

00:10:37.860 Who knows?

00:10:38.420 But what are the clits?

00:10:39.540 Yeah.

00:10:40.780 That's clit tickling, but it's tickling you instead.

00:10:43.820 If the clit is big enough, can it become inverted and become a mussy so then you can have a chick that has both a pussy and a mussy?

00:10:51.980 This is why I would need to backhand a chick in sex if her clit ever touched me like that because then I'm such a progressive deviant that I'm, like, well, you know, it's not gay if she just slides her clit in my ass a little.

00:11:06.160 So, like, why not, like, I would have to go all the different combinations that we could use with this deformed clit.

00:11:12.620 Look, if a chick had a two-inch, if a chick had a two-inch clit, yeah, that, I mean, I guess letting her peg you would be kind of, would that be heterosexual?

00:11:19.960 That would be kind of fucking high.

00:11:21.500 Does it get hard enough to put it in?

00:11:24.440 Because I've never seen one that's big enough or hard enough to do that.

00:11:27.100 What if a dude fucks you in the ass but you're envisioning that it's a clit instead?

00:11:31.080 Is that so bad?

00:11:31.300 There's got to be, there's 37 people in this chat right now.

00:11:34.740 One of you has to have an enlarged clit.

00:11:36.920 That's what you call the workaround.

00:11:40.160 I was thinking of a clit in my ass the whole time.

00:11:46.180 Dude, all right, so I thought about this long and hard.

00:11:48.660 The score comes from the clit.

00:11:49.320 Sorry, go ahead.

00:11:49.980 I thought about this really, like, seriously.

00:11:51.640 Long and hard.

00:11:52.560 Not like a clit, but like a dick.

00:11:54.140 But I was like, Blair White is so hot, like, would I suck her dick?

00:11:59.200 And I concluded, probably.

00:12:02.680 I was like, I probably would.

00:12:05.400 And that disturbs me a little bit.

00:12:07.000 I would give it a handjob.

00:12:08.360 I would do not even like a full handjob, but I would do one of the, for a spot on one

00:12:13.360 of her shows, if she took me around the whole crew, I would give it like a, like, kind of

00:12:17.740 like how you jerk off a clit.

00:12:19.180 I would just have to imagine it as a clit the whole time.

00:12:21.980 Yeah, I kind of is.

00:12:23.880 I don't know.

00:12:24.260 I'd like give it a kiss first, test it out.

00:12:26.780 What if Blair's got a heater?

00:12:28.200 What if Blair's packing, like, 10 inches?

00:12:30.020 I just, you know, he doesn't, she doesn't have the face that looks like she's carrying

00:12:33.900 a heater.

00:12:34.800 No, no.

00:12:35.300 Then I'm looking at the other picture, the second one, where there's like that clear

00:12:38.480 gap there.

00:12:39.120 And I'm like, what kind of tape is she?

00:12:40.360 Is that like Gorilla Glue tape?

00:12:41.920 How do you get it to be so flat?

00:12:43.320 I don't know, dude.

00:12:44.260 I don't know.

00:12:45.100 She's, she's.

00:12:45.740 Probably because it's in my mouth the whole time.

00:12:49.180 She's a master Tucker, man.

00:12:51.220 It's a.

00:12:52.780 She's a Tucker Carlson.

00:12:54.240 Yeah.

00:12:54.560 Yeah, I didn't quite know where to go with that one.

00:12:58.640 This is one of those.

00:12:59.920 I'm sorry.

00:13:00.440 Go on.

00:13:00.880 I was just going to say, I feel like we should get like a, I don't know, like a green pass

00:13:05.280 for all the other fucked up jokes we make for the rest of the episode.

00:13:07.940 Cause we just said we would hook up with a trans chick.

00:13:10.880 Yeah.

00:13:11.180 Yeah.

00:13:11.440 For real.

00:13:12.340 It is weird.

00:13:13.500 It's one of those things.

00:13:14.240 So I had to draw her for a, I forgot what she was doing.

00:13:17.460 She was on some kind of.

00:13:18.220 I was, I would suck it because I'm not going to let Clint out like alpha me and sex me.

00:13:23.440 And so I have to fucking suck it.

00:13:26.980 Would you fondle the balls though?

00:13:29.500 Would you swallow?

00:13:30.640 I would hit my tonsil with it.

00:13:32.020 I'm not going to let Clint out like deviant me.

00:13:35.220 When, when she loads your gullet up, are you going to swallow that?

00:13:39.160 Can she though?

00:13:40.480 Oh, that's one thing.

00:13:41.820 I'm telling you.

00:13:42.520 I have no idea.

00:13:43.560 Claire White probably, probably is packing like three and a half inches or something like

00:13:47.580 that like hard.

00:13:48.400 That's what I don't get about trans.

00:13:49.520 No, she squirts.

00:13:51.260 She squirts.

00:13:51.840 I know it.

00:13:53.120 She's coming like a pint.

00:13:54.680 It's like, it's like soft serve ice cream, bro.

00:13:58.380 Oh my God.

00:13:59.880 Oh my God.

00:14:02.020 100%.

00:14:02.540 When you look at someone's face.

00:14:04.240 It's like Elmer glue though.

00:14:08.020 It smells like glue.

00:14:12.220 You can look at someone's face.

00:14:13.660 That's how she keeps her dick tucked so well.

00:14:15.860 It's the gum.

00:14:16.540 It's the glue.

00:14:17.200 It's perfect.

00:14:18.800 Oh my God, dude.

00:14:20.540 Just like Cole is to the show, in fact.

00:14:24.460 And that's why we're flopping right now.

00:14:26.160 Thanks, Cole.

00:14:26.820 He decided to spend time with his family.

00:14:28.760 What a fucking piece of shit.

00:14:30.600 He really is.

00:14:31.520 Yeah.

00:14:31.700 Last minute too.

00:14:32.960 Like Cole, you have to work.

00:14:34.760 Tell them you have to work.

00:14:36.300 All right.

00:14:36.540 All right.

00:14:36.720 We put a lot of time into this, this question, probably longer than we should have.

00:14:39.360 We did.

00:14:39.600 And I'm still confused by Blair's tweet because she has both a gun and a dick in that picture.

00:14:44.680 So I don't know.

00:14:45.640 But she's classically liberal and fiscally conservative.

00:14:48.300 It looks like she's got no dick in that picture.

00:14:50.720 I think she would be fiscally liberal.

00:14:52.940 I wanted to make a fisting joke of her being gay.

00:14:55.280 Fistally liberal.

00:14:56.160 I bailed out halfway through.

00:14:57.580 Do you think she fiscs Michael Malice or he fiscs her?

00:15:00.980 Michael, have you guys seen him in person?

00:15:03.200 Yeah.

00:15:03.540 Yeah.

00:15:03.940 He's pretty short.

00:15:05.360 He's, he's like five feet tall.

00:15:07.260 He's like four 11.

00:15:09.000 I didn't know that.

00:15:10.100 Yeah.

00:15:10.760 Yeah.

00:15:11.480 He's Jose's height.

00:15:12.960 No, no, no.

00:15:13.800 No, he's like five five.

00:15:14.880 He's like, yeah, five five, five six.

00:15:17.080 He's small.

00:15:18.420 No, he's not five six.

00:15:19.040 All right.

00:15:19.560 Yeah.

00:15:19.860 He's four 11.

00:15:20.980 Yeah.

00:15:22.220 Toad's like, I looked him in the eyes.

00:15:23.760 He's the exact same height as me.

00:15:24.900 All right.

00:15:28.380 Ricky asks, how many times slash how close has the gang come to breaking up the band?

00:15:35.420 Just last week.

00:15:36.620 I'm responsible for one of them.

00:15:38.240 Every, every day, more than you would expect.

00:15:42.040 Yeah.

00:15:42.860 Well, I mean, I guess you guys kind of broke up once before I was really in, right?

00:15:46.760 That whole Nick Ashley thing.

00:15:48.960 Is that a breakup though?

00:15:50.280 Or is that a member leaving?

00:15:51.660 Oh no.

00:15:52.140 That was a defection.

00:15:53.340 If I get asked Mark random, will you be a part of tower power the whole time?

00:15:57.440 I know there's tension in the group and you're trying to like throw a kid into the marriage

00:16:01.360 as a buffer.

00:16:02.320 See, see Mark, we can't have you on the, on as a permanent routine.

00:16:05.820 Cause we can't, we can't have you in the group chat.

00:16:08.180 You'd be, you'd be so paragraphs.

00:16:11.760 We're trying to tower like the N word.

00:16:18.020 And every time like I get to I Mark just writes another paragraph.

00:16:21.800 So I was like, Mark's like, I reminds me of this time when the feds tried to get me to

00:16:26.220 shoot up a school and I'm like, Mark, you already told me this story 20 times.

00:16:30.020 I don't need to hear it again.

00:16:32.980 We did discuss it though.

00:16:34.180 We did because, uh, so actually.

00:16:35.760 No, I mean, I was trying to make a joke.

00:16:37.620 I didn't, I wasn't trying to subconsciously say, make me a member of the group.

00:16:40.900 I was saying like, if the offer was there, it means that there's trouble.

00:16:44.820 I wanted to, I said, oh, it's a buffer in the marriage.

00:16:48.520 Every time you add a new group member, it's because there's like, oh, we all want to break

00:16:52.420 up.

00:16:52.640 It's like, we were about to break up.

00:16:53.840 And then we're like, no, let's have another kid.

00:16:55.480 Exactly.

00:16:56.640 I mean, you told it a lot better than I did.

00:16:59.920 Well, what, what happened, what happened?

00:17:01.860 So a couple of weeks ago, Clint was being gay, but we got over that.

00:17:04.460 But then last week at the last two weeks, I get it.

00:17:08.140 He's not gay.

00:17:08.780 Yeah, no, that's actually straight.

00:17:10.760 That's it.

00:17:12.260 But last week, the last two weeks, uh, we were worried that Toad was just going to kill

00:17:16.160 himself.

00:17:18.160 And yeah.

00:17:18.640 And we're like, if he does pretty cool, but we need to totally disagree.

00:17:24.360 I think I was the only one that was genuinely concerned.

00:17:26.700 I was like, I love Toad and I want him back.

00:17:28.740 And everyone's like, yeah, but it'd be pretty cool if he killed himself.

00:17:31.500 And I was like, oh, come on.

00:17:32.640 He was saying something completely different.

00:17:34.380 I told you, Cole's going to be, Cole's going to be the one to die because in all, in all

00:17:39.920 groups, every time they say the star who holds everyone together, the glue that holds,

00:17:44.500 it's always the glue that holds everyone together that dies first.

00:17:47.560 He's Selena.

00:17:48.660 But I, I, I say this sincerely Toad, like if anyone's ever like suicidal or miserable

00:17:54.100 or just suicidal, I know you're all miserable.

00:17:56.600 No, just hit me up.

00:17:58.380 I'll talk to you on the phone for an hour.

00:17:59.980 I give this offer to everyone just because it's like, I love you guys and I don't want

00:18:03.980 anything bad to happen.

00:18:05.080 So if I can boost mental health morale, I'm there for you.

00:18:08.500 By the way, the same offer stands for me, but Toad just ignores my calls.

00:18:11.760 So there's nothing I can do about it.

00:18:12.940 Toad's not allowed to call you.

00:18:13.780 No, no, I called you back.

00:18:15.200 Like fucking 14 hours later.

00:18:17.140 And I was like, oh, well, I'm glad you're alive.

00:18:19.600 Well, Toad, think of it this way.

00:18:20.960 You can tell me anything because you could just say, oh, he's just being schizophrenic.

00:18:25.140 I never sucked a tranny dick like, you know, yeah, that's true.

00:18:30.140 Yeah.

00:18:30.280 Fair point.

00:18:31.260 But yeah, the reason I was being a bitch in the band almost broke up is because I was

00:18:36.380 very concerned about the the bridge burning nature of some of our esteemed panelists.

00:18:44.680 Tom and Reed come to mind.

00:18:46.160 They're just like they're such fucking like absolute flamethrowers, which is obviously

00:18:50.080 what I love about them.

00:18:50.940 But at the same time, it's not really flamers.

00:18:53.120 What did what did you do specifically?

00:18:55.320 Lops, top lobster.

00:18:56.800 It wasn't even it was actually it was more read this go around, but it doesn't we don't

00:19:00.560 need to get into details.

00:19:01.360 But just broadly speaking, I'm trying to like build here.

00:19:05.020 And some of these guys are like, let's kill everything.

00:19:07.740 And I'm like, can we not kill everything?

00:19:10.220 But that's what I always say.

00:19:11.780 I say like the key is strategic bridge burning.

00:19:16.480 Yes.

00:19:16.900 You can't just go all out.

00:19:18.920 What's it?

00:19:19.360 Scorched earth.

00:19:20.240 You have to tell you, I'll tell you what Reed did.

00:19:23.100 So Reed.

00:19:23.580 So Tim Poole flies Reed out probably for no, no.

00:19:26.620 He flied him out economy.

00:19:27.920 So that's actually had good reason to say, well, well, well, Reed's a blue collar worker

00:19:32.400 though.

00:19:32.680 So he he doesn't know anything else.

00:19:35.720 He flew Reed out and then he pays for his hotel.

00:19:38.140 And then Reed says he tweets like Tim Poole is an imbecile or something like the day after

00:19:43.580 he's on the show, which I think is just hilarious.

00:19:45.400 I believe the word was moron.

00:19:46.960 I'm pretty sure.

00:19:47.900 But this is what I'm saying.

00:19:48.620 And you could say like, you got to learn to say like, oh, I kind of disagree with Tim

00:19:52.780 Poole on this.

00:19:53.360 But I learned that the hard way with Louis J.

00:19:55.800 Gomez of like, you always got to kind of give respect to whoever's in the higher thing

00:20:00.880 that is giving you that position and is giving you that money and is giving you that platform.

00:20:05.840 Like in the past, I've only in DMS, I've said the wildest, craziest shit to Louis J.

00:20:10.760 Gomez that I'm look back on.

00:20:13.040 I'm like, yeah, I should.

00:20:14.060 I could have worded it differently and got my point across.

00:20:17.500 That was literally all I was saying, though.

00:20:18.920 It was like, look, I'm not telling you to fucking kiss his ass.

00:20:20.920 I'm certainly not telling you to like change your opinion of him.

00:20:23.060 I'm just saying, could you not call him a moron publicly a day after he invites you on the

00:20:28.640 show?

00:20:28.920 Like, that seems a little aggro.

00:20:30.740 I don't know.

00:20:31.180 Just my sense.

00:20:32.060 Or how about this?

00:20:32.680 Like, be a female and learn passive aggressiveness.

00:20:35.340 Say, you know, I really like Tim Poole more than most people.

00:20:39.060 But some people would say he's a moron.

00:20:41.340 Not me, you know?

00:20:42.240 I would never say that.

00:20:45.040 Not me.

00:20:45.740 Not me.

00:20:46.340 But so many people say he's a moron.

00:20:48.160 You know how many times in my DMs I get Tim Poole's a moron?

00:20:51.180 Like, you can say it without saying it.

00:20:54.540 That's a very clever way to talk shit.

00:20:57.100 All right.

00:20:57.320 What was the mailbag question that we're even talking about?

00:20:59.460 How many times has the gang almost broken up?

00:21:01.420 Oh, yeah.

00:21:01.980 A lot.

00:21:02.180 Five.

00:21:02.780 So five.

00:21:04.100 Yeah.

00:21:04.460 All right.

00:21:04.800 I think that's what I love about you guys is you're all these.

00:21:08.820 You're not just like a group of dumb podcasters.

00:21:10.820 You're all these eclectic, like, evolved, have their own sort of energies, their own sort of, like, entities, and their own sort of causes.

00:21:19.820 So, of course, you guys are going to, like, clash like a fucking, like, crazy Metallica documentary or something.

00:21:27.160 Honestly, like, the fact that we've been together for, what is it, almost two years now?

00:21:31.860 Yeah.

00:21:32.280 And, like, the fighting has been very minimal, honestly.

00:21:36.080 Yeah.

00:21:36.260 Like, it really is.

00:21:36.840 You've got to always have the keys of, like, write down the core reasons you guys are together and the core reasons you guys stay together.

00:21:43.940 And then find the ways that you must be nice.

00:21:46.760 Well, and this was also right after my YouTube channel got banned, too.

00:21:50.180 So I was, like, I was dealing with a lot of turmoil.

00:21:53.800 And Reid comes out of left field and he's just, like, this fucking more.

00:21:56.520 I was, like, yo, can we not go down that path?

00:21:58.620 That's true.

00:21:59.420 And I was just, like, basically not in the chat at all because I lost, like, I don't know, a lot of money.

00:22:04.720 Yeah, Toad's losing tens of thousands of dollars gambling.

00:22:07.320 No, no.

00:22:07.820 Like, everything just fell in disarray.

00:22:09.820 5,500 in eight days or something.

00:22:13.060 You could do, like, you could all agree on a thing.

00:22:16.640 And I hope Jose listens to this and Cole listens to it, too.

00:22:19.440 But you could agree on a sort of, like, penitilization theory.

00:22:23.900 Like, if Toad, like, fucks up your money or something, it's like, okay, you're out for a few months or something like that.

00:22:30.120 Oh, no, no, no.

00:22:30.800 Toad's even crazy.

00:22:32.440 Toad's already fucked up the money.

00:22:33.700 I mean, he's never opened an account.

00:22:35.360 He just continues to take all the revenue and just pour it into his gambling addiction.

00:22:39.180 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing.

00:22:42.420 That's what's really going to break us up.

00:22:44.380 That goes into Toad's debt account so that he doesn't get his knees broken.

00:22:48.260 Honestly, honestly, like, if that's what the money goes towards, I'm okay with it.

00:22:52.920 Tony, are you really a gambler?

00:22:54.680 Like, you really a gambler at it?

00:22:56.740 Degeneratively, yes.

00:22:57.860 Jesus.

00:22:58.520 Where do you gambler?

00:22:59.160 I'm a better, a wagerer.

00:23:00.780 Where do you live at?

00:23:02.300 He's in the denial stage still, so go ahead and talk to him about it.

00:23:05.400 Do you really live in Massachusetts?

00:23:07.040 Yeah.

00:23:07.560 Where?

00:23:09.040 Outside of Boston.

00:23:10.580 Like, in Worcester?

00:23:12.120 Where?

00:23:12.360 Give me your address.

00:23:13.160 No, because, dude, I did a hip-hop show there, and I was like, look at the people last month.

00:23:18.260 Oh, dude, you guys should pick up.

00:23:19.260 No, I didn't know that.

00:23:20.640 In Worcester?

00:23:21.520 I'm not that close to Worcester, though.

00:23:23.120 It'd be like, I could drive there in like an hour and a half, probably.

00:23:27.020 Yeah, all right.

00:23:28.280 I just, I like making connections with people.

00:23:31.040 I don't know.

00:23:31.960 But yeah, you guys have to really, because I would, it would hurt me if you guys broke

00:23:35.840 up, because I, no offense, I love you guys more than Legion of Skanks, much more than

00:23:40.200 Legion of Skanks.

00:23:41.120 Because we actually have you on, so.

00:23:45.700 No, but it's like, just the energy and the vibe of you guys, so really write out some kind

00:23:50.140 of strategy of like, the main reason, the core reasons you guys are together, and the

00:23:55.340 main reasons of if you guys have differences, how.

00:23:57.980 Honestly, I don't think we need to game fight.

00:24:00.060 And think of the bigger purpose.

00:24:01.180 Like, there's no need for infighting when there's so many other things to fight with.

00:24:05.700 I think that's actually been our greatest strength, is that we always galvanize against our haters.

00:24:11.320 So like, you only have to wait a week, and then some new shot out of left field comes,

00:24:16.280 and then everyone's just like.

00:24:17.380 It makes the gang stronger.

00:24:18.680 The haters are actually the glue that keeps us together.

00:24:21.180 I'm on a seven-day ban for calling Jack Posobich a hoe.

00:24:25.340 Perfect example.

00:24:26.340 Fucking Top Rides Hard as a motherfucker.

00:24:29.300 He's something for me.

00:24:31.720 Which, by the way, I did not instruct that.

00:24:33.900 You were just like, you were like, Posobich.

00:24:35.780 You were just like, tweeting it out randomly.

00:24:37.300 I was like, oh my god, dude.

00:24:38.400 That's so funny.

00:24:38.900 I'm shocked that that got you banned, though.

00:24:41.140 That and the bacon comment.

00:24:43.060 Did you, but Top Lobster, did you see what I commented on Jack's thing?

00:24:47.700 No, he hasn't blocked.

00:24:48.700 Oh, because I literally, my comment was the intellectual way of calling him a hoe,

00:24:56.500 and I sent it to Clint, because it's like, I said, dude, Clint is calm and collected,

00:25:02.600 just explaining his opinion and ideology.

00:25:05.140 Your name-calling, lashing out, being emotional, and diminishing.

00:25:08.460 It revealed Clint as someone who cares about the message more than his ego,

00:25:12.220 and showed you to be someone who cares just about your ego.

00:25:15.020 So, I'm basically saying, you're such a fucking hoe and a bitch, without saying it at all.

00:25:19.800 I'm saying, like, the way Jordan Peterson would call someone a bitch.

00:25:23.260 Yeah, yours was way more cutting.

00:25:24.680 I was like, damn, dude, that's hard.

00:25:26.200 Oh, shit.

00:25:27.040 Random stuff, giving them advice on how to stay together.

00:25:28.920 I have, like, $500 riding on the phone.

00:25:30.300 No one's betting against us, baby.

00:25:32.180 Talk about degeneracy.

00:25:33.620 Holy shit.

00:25:34.320 That's Toad.

00:25:34.400 That's Toad in an old account just posting in the flash.

00:25:38.480 Toad's making bets against himself.

00:25:40.260 Yeah, I'm the bookie that took that bet, so I'm going to intentionally break the gang up.

00:25:45.840 I'm going to get some of my money back, man.

00:25:47.760 All right, Dick, give us the next one.

00:25:49.400 I'm trying to really think, though, how would the gang even break up?

00:25:52.940 I'm not sure.

00:25:54.300 I think it would just be like, well, Reid doesn't show up already, so it would just be like,

00:25:58.820 We'd balkanize.

00:26:00.680 We'd dissolve, like, the USSR.

00:26:04.120 We'd become, like, warring factions.

00:26:05.880 Eventually, one of us would be funded by the U.S., and then it would be a whole big deal, World War III, World War IV.

00:26:09.780 No, but you've got to do distance.

00:26:11.300 It's like, all right, next time me and Lizzie Durazzo do a show, people are going to think,

00:26:16.020 Oh, my God, it'll be a great show because we don't fucking talk to each other or really see each other anymore.

00:26:21.740 It's like once a month or something.

00:26:23.620 But it's all about audience perception.

00:26:25.500 Isn't that like what ACDC did or one of those bands?

00:26:28.400 They literally came in different tour buses from different places.

00:26:32.120 They just got on stage, acted like they were best friends and brothers, said,

00:26:36.140 Thank you, this is my brother, and then they just went separate ways.

00:26:39.840 If you guys get to that point, that's what you've got to do.

00:26:42.600 I'll tell you this much, though.

00:26:44.020 I can't wait.

00:26:45.320 If we want, I mean, this will probably break us up, but it would also take you.

00:26:47.760 All right, Legion of Skanks, do you guys think they really, like, hang out like they used to anymore?

00:26:51.460 No, fuck no, they don't.

00:26:52.400 But this is my point.

00:26:53.820 Dave has a family.

00:26:54.720 If we want to have the greatest content and the greatest rise and probably the greatest fall, if we were to all move within five miles of each other and to do this like two or three times a week in like live with a live audience.

00:27:07.340 I'm telling you, the show would be so fucking successful, but I would almost certainly kill myself.

00:27:12.780 I was just going to say, no, you guys would kill each other.

00:27:15.720 Like, the distance.

00:27:18.320 You're such powerful forces.

00:27:20.580 Just being together all the time would make you guys want to kill each other.

00:27:23.760 That's what it's like being in a band or a group.

00:27:25.920 The energy is so big and strong.

00:27:28.360 It's like.

00:27:28.660 I think that Josie might be the Courtney Love.

00:27:32.560 Josie's volunteering.

00:27:35.320 I'll let Courtney Love get me off.

00:27:37.540 God knows.

00:27:38.420 Courtney Love would target Clint.

00:27:39.720 Why?

00:27:40.660 Is that red-handed libertarian?

00:27:42.420 Is she married?

00:27:43.500 What's her status?

00:27:44.720 Yeah, she is.

00:27:45.600 Okay.

00:27:46.300 Shout out to Josie for.

00:27:48.560 She's helping me radicalize older men.

00:27:51.100 Some guys, like 50 years.

00:27:52.200 I sent you guys the message.

00:27:53.040 That was funny, dude.

00:27:53.840 Yo, tell people about that.

00:27:55.620 He's like, actually, you know, just like Hitler, you were really making some good points,

00:27:59.720 Top.

00:28:00.580 Give the context.

00:28:01.660 Give the context of why he's messaging you.

00:28:04.420 We did a debate where we all kind of ganged up on this one guy about the 19th Amendment.

00:28:08.560 He's defending it, saying that women should vote gay.

00:28:11.400 And I was like, no, they shouldn't.

00:28:12.500 And I gave pretty good reasons sociologically why they should not and psychologically why they

00:28:16.940 shouldn't vote.

00:28:17.580 Clint and Jose came in with, like, the real hardcore ANCAP governmental stuff and the theory.

00:28:23.580 And I was just like, listen, women are inferior.

00:28:25.980 They shouldn't vote.

00:28:27.000 And he was like, listen, your points really resonated with me.

00:28:30.800 He's like, when you said that women are fake and gay, I was like, I thought about it.

00:28:34.520 I went home and I looked at my wife and I was like, you're right.

00:28:37.580 I loved it because he's like, I'm a 48-year-old man.

00:28:40.060 I've never thought about this before.

00:28:41.480 But you fucking totally changed my mind.

00:28:44.420 I went away from that debate.

00:28:46.080 Like, I was like, I don't know.

00:28:47.240 I don't remember what I said because I had like a vodka tonic.

00:28:49.440 And I was just like saying like the most brash and like point to the point shit.

00:28:54.700 I was like, I don't care if anyone gets mad.

00:28:56.520 But I was like, I don't know how people are going to receive this.

00:28:58.260 But apparently they liked it.

00:28:59.480 So, hey.

00:29:00.000 I one time I got a video.

00:29:02.040 It did like it's no nothing in your world of numbers, but it got like 15,000 views and

00:29:06.820 then got pulled off of all channels.

00:29:08.420 I called it all women were child rapists.

00:29:11.020 And I was just fucking around saying crazy shit.

00:29:13.700 But like if you kept getting into the logic, I convinced the audience that women were, in fact,

00:29:19.440 fucking sexual child predators and it got like so much hate and backlash.

00:29:25.120 And I felt bad because I was like like a woman recorded that video and a woman and me talked

00:29:30.100 about writing it like it was just like a miscommunication.

00:29:33.460 Can we explore the line of thought a little bit?

00:29:35.120 I'd like to understand.

00:29:35.700 OK, here's what it is.

00:29:37.680 Women always portray themselves as the victim in scenarios, which means they're inherently

00:29:42.320 guilty about something.

00:29:43.580 And then they always kind of want to be around kids, nurses, teachers, kindergarten, babysitters,

00:29:50.420 and they have the sustainability of if you see a strange man with a kid in a park, you

00:29:56.080 think, oh, predator.

00:29:57.180 But with a woman, you never think that.

00:29:59.060 So they have this in.

00:30:00.200 They have this ability to shape shift in sort of like, oh, I'm just innocent.

00:30:05.700 And women through centuries have spent centuries denying their sexuality.

00:30:10.940 So people think of, oh, you can leave a strange woman with your kids because there's no way

00:30:15.140 she would be sexually deviant like a man because women have manipulated people to believe that

00:30:19.660 men are the sexual deviants and not them.

00:30:22.080 Women are the sickest, darkest creatures.

00:30:24.720 And what they do is they convince kids that they want it.

00:30:27.880 Like a male rapist will be like, oh, I want to fuck this kid.

00:30:30.440 The woman will be like, no, this kid wants to fuck me because everything I'm doing is

00:30:35.460 amazing for this kid.

00:30:36.660 I'm doing it to help the kid.

00:30:38.640 So women are priests with estrogen.

00:30:41.500 You know, Sam Tripoli, Sam Tripoli like blew my mind when he was on a couple of weeks

00:30:47.200 ago.

00:30:47.480 He said like the statistic that like, so 80% of men are ugly to women, like women find 80%

00:30:56.820 of men ugly.

00:30:57.460 And then on the other side of that, there was a statistic that said women want to fuck

00:31:02.800 famous men more than men want to fuck women in general.

00:31:08.660 And that's a crazy statistic.

00:31:10.680 When you see the amount of...

00:31:11.740 That's hypergamy.

00:31:12.200 You know what hypergamy is?

00:31:14.100 Yeah, I do.

00:31:14.780 Yeah.

00:31:15.100 That's women's biological programming to want guys with a lot of money because in their mind

00:31:20.160 it sustains...

00:31:21.460 Well, I mean, Jews made women think that way.

00:31:23.340 They want to know that they could be provided for.

00:31:30.000 Yeah, they want like the top men.

00:31:30.680 In the terms, that used to mean like a caveman who could get a lot of food.

00:31:34.620 But now in our modern society with hook noses, it means women...

00:31:38.720 It means guys that have a lot of money, which is why they made the banking system because

00:31:45.200 if Jews didn't have money, they would have no chance with any woman.

00:31:48.140 That's why in the Mewtwo movement, the majority of people that got busted were Jews.

00:31:53.080 Epstein, Weinstein, fucking probably a Goldberg.

00:31:58.340 Fucking probably.

00:31:59.520 Fucking probably.

00:32:01.240 You told me Dave Smith can't get laid without money.

00:32:03.940 Come on, man.

00:32:04.660 No, Dave Smith is good looking, but that's because he goes anti-Jew.

00:32:08.260 And especially, he has that like, oh, maybe we should move out of Israel, like that sort

00:32:11.640 of thing.

00:32:12.320 So maybe that's what it is.

00:32:13.880 Being Jewish makes you less attractive.

00:32:16.300 Do the Jews have like huge dongs?

00:32:18.700 Is this like a thing?

00:32:19.720 No, they have small dicks.

00:32:21.080 They like, when I allegedly in a fictional book would drive around, let's say hookers,

00:32:27.340 but dominatrixes, the people that were asking for the most perverted shit were the Hasidic

00:32:31.940 Jews.

00:32:32.400 They wanted like their dick holes sliced open.

00:32:35.080 They wanted to like be jerked off into their mouth and have their own cum eaten.

00:32:39.340 Jews are the ones who invented moils, which is basically sucking baby dick.

00:32:43.120 And baby's got so much fucking AIDS from all the Jew priests doing like I fucking love

00:32:49.340 We've had Ryan Dawson on the show.

00:32:50.880 And I think my heart, look, look, man, I would love to see Mark and Ryan just go back.

00:32:56.320 Oh, we should have them go back for Jew fact.

00:32:58.460 Like this is what's like in my head, like when I'm on gas digital, but I know I have to

00:33:03.500 like, okay, don't say anything about Jews.

00:33:04.980 Don't say anything about trans.

00:33:06.000 Don't say anything about women.

00:33:06.860 So it's like, it's all, we cover all the, I just filter it out through the tower gang.

00:33:11.660 Look, men become, we'll never get on gas digital at this rate guys.

00:33:16.540 I think, I think men become trans so that they can become more subtle predators.

00:33:21.340 I literally believe it's like the Rick and Morty mean, but it's just homosexuality with

00:33:26.240 extra steps.

00:33:27.300 Oh shit.

00:33:28.080 He's here.

00:33:29.260 Yeah.

00:33:29.660 But Toad is right.

00:33:38.880 And I might, I might want this part cut, but I know a friend, we're not going to cut it.

00:33:46.860 We don't do any editing.

00:33:49.420 I know a friend.

00:33:51.160 I have a friend who pretended to be.

00:33:53.620 Hold on a second.

00:33:54.500 Wait, wait, pull up, pull up Keith again.

00:33:56.120 I'm sorry.

00:33:56.540 Just hold that.

00:33:57.040 What the fuck is wrong with this guy's face?

00:34:00.060 Yo, he's.

00:34:00.520 Oh my God.

00:34:02.100 Yo, he looks like 24, baby.

00:34:03.940 This is the, you know, but his face, look at his face.

00:34:06.140 He looks like great, dude.

00:34:07.240 He looks like Toad when Toad passed out on the, on the toilet.

00:34:10.580 That's what, that's what Toad probably looked like.

00:34:12.000 That's when he only had the fucking stroke mid shit.

00:34:14.400 He looks like the Mad Magazine, dude.

00:34:16.520 My head became hourglass shaped when that happened.

00:34:18.780 So I looked like that guy.

00:34:19.540 He looks like, he looks like normal El Popo.

00:34:21.620 All right, go ahead, Random.

00:34:22.360 What I want to bring into conversation is I have a friend and I've heard of this guy

00:34:27.540 pretended to be trans on Twitter, like same guy, but just says the pronouns, says the

00:34:33.600 right word, says the part of LGBT and women were so much nicer and so much more sexually

00:34:39.440 open and so much more inviting to that friend that I heard of that did that.

00:34:44.480 And he, well, that used to be the thing with, ladies, I'm trans, just so you know.

00:34:48.580 That used to be the thing with being gay.

00:34:49.760 That used to be the thing with being gay is like, gay dudes would like, like women would

00:34:53.300 just like show them their tits and all sorts of shit.

00:34:55.200 I remember that in high school.

00:34:56.420 Yeah.

00:34:56.900 Adam Lambert went to high school with me and all, all my, like the girls I was interested

00:35:00.120 in.

00:35:00.140 Second Adam Lambert reference in the show.

00:35:02.120 All the, all the girlfriends that I was interested in were like, yeah, we'll fucking, we'll go in

00:35:06.860 the same locker room.

00:35:07.720 We'll change in front of him.

00:35:08.620 And I was like, what?

00:35:09.960 I need to be gay.

00:35:11.300 I know.

00:35:11.640 Except for like, except for that, um, that teammate of Leah Thomas was like, nah, that

00:35:18.320 was kind of really weird.

00:35:19.400 Yeah.

00:35:19.640 They were like, yeah, that dude just like whipped his dick out all the time.

00:35:22.800 It was just, you have to be a gay dude, but not a trans woman.

00:35:26.640 That's the thing.

00:35:27.660 Cole, you wearing a Legion shirt?

00:35:29.640 No, no, no.

00:35:30.320 This is a fucking.

00:35:31.680 Oh, okay.

00:35:32.380 It's one of the rocks.

00:35:34.060 Man, you're really taking fucking bodybuilding seriously.

00:35:36.320 Dude, I'm not.

00:35:38.200 He started, he started working out.

00:35:41.060 He went in his closet, anything with sleeves.

00:35:42.800 He's like, don't need that anymore.

00:35:47.880 Hold on one second.

00:35:49.800 Didn't you just have a kid?

00:35:51.580 I did just have a kid.

00:35:52.520 Yeah.

00:35:52.960 There you go.

00:35:53.460 That's fucking amazing.

00:35:54.660 Any, cause what happens is when someone has a new baby, they either go in two directions.

00:35:58.680 It's either McDonald's and ice cream every night, or they just start hitting the gym

00:36:02.540 every day.

00:36:03.000 So the fact that you took that right pet though, to the right, fucking on leaving his wife.

00:36:07.900 No, congratulations.

00:36:08.560 I'm going to get fucking super jacked and then get some bimbo from the fucking gym and then

00:36:17.720 just say deuces.

00:36:19.380 I don't know if that could get no more.

00:36:21.160 That happened to Clint in 1992.

00:36:24.320 You have to stay with your main chick.

00:36:28.640 This is where so many guys fuck up with the side chick because the main chick is your growth.

00:36:33.500 It's your accountability and your responsibility.

00:36:36.060 The side chick is just fun.

00:36:37.720 It's silly, but there's no attachments.

00:36:39.320 That's why so many guys love you.

00:36:40.260 You're saying you got to keep the side chick though.

00:36:41.720 No, you got to keep the side chick.

00:36:42.980 You never, people make mistakes.

00:36:47.540 They fall in love with the side chick, but they don't actually fall in love with the

00:36:50.560 side chick.

00:36:51.140 They fall in love with the fact that it's like no responsibilities.

00:36:54.900 It's like free love, like teenage love.

00:36:57.160 So you always got to, always got to remember.

00:37:01.020 It's harder.

00:37:01.900 Am I just dating younger and younger?

00:37:03.760 It's harder to be with the main chick, but you always have to stay with the main chick

00:37:07.380 and not go with the side chick.

00:37:08.660 Keep the side chick.

00:37:09.860 What's that shit called with the Italians?

00:37:11.760 It was like a Gumar, like you got to your side chick.

00:37:15.000 Oh yeah, Gumar, yeah.

00:37:16.560 It was just like, they all had it.

00:37:18.540 They're all just like, you have your wife and then you have your Gumar.

00:37:21.420 I know it's not like the right thing to do, but it seems like they stuck it out with their

00:37:26.060 wives.

00:37:26.520 So like, maybe it's a good thing to do.

00:37:28.820 My ex-girlfriend, her, so her dad, her dad had it, but he's, they were Spanish.

00:37:34.000 They're from South America.

00:37:34.740 He's a real piece of shit.

00:37:35.920 Like he wouldn't let his wife learn English, like straight up.

00:37:38.860 They were here for 20 years.

00:37:40.180 You mean he's based?

00:37:40.520 Yeah, she had like, she had like tattooed on eyebrows.

00:37:44.240 It was a fucking mess.

00:37:44.660 You're talking about the 19th Amendment.

00:37:46.220 He won't even let her read a fucking door of the Explorer.

00:37:48.980 No.

00:37:51.920 Not a lot.

00:37:52.600 She's like, you know, when you come in the house, it's like Telemundo.

00:37:54.800 That's it.

00:37:55.280 If she changed the channel, he fucking beat her.

00:37:57.120 Which is kind of based.

00:37:58.200 Thinking about it now.

00:37:59.660 I was a little bitch before then.

00:38:01.000 But I bet she didn't leave him though.

00:38:03.040 You date like a, like a super white girl, a girl that's never been out of fucking New

00:38:07.220 York at all.

00:38:07.820 Doesn't know any, like a lick of Spanish.

00:38:09.480 And then like, they can't talk.

00:38:11.360 Like, and so it's impossible for like your, your wife who only speaks Spanish to talk to

00:38:17.420 any like English speaking.

00:38:18.900 This is why all my side chicks are in North Korea.

00:38:21.040 I have to say that there, but me and Liz are doing kind of a distance thing.

00:38:25.780 And there was a lot of cracks.

00:38:27.440 What is going on with this?

00:38:28.400 That's my wife's name too.

00:38:30.200 No, no, no.

00:38:30.780 What I'm saying is one of the things that was a crack in it was me doing last.

00:38:35.300 Was you doing crack?

00:38:36.760 No, the episode last time where I just kept talking about having sex with these chicks

00:38:41.060 to where she started to get a little annoyed.

00:38:43.540 She sat right next to me, like doing that typical woman thing where it's like,

00:38:47.120 Oh, I'm going to do this.

00:38:48.260 So you better stop.

00:38:49.080 And I just kept going on about these fucking stories.

00:38:51.680 And it kind of disgusted her what a hoe I was.

00:38:54.280 So it was just fun.

00:38:56.020 And I know I do, but it's like, there was the story and I was telling you guys and it's

00:39:01.600 so fast.

00:39:02.000 I was like, Oh man, this chick, I hooked up with four and I did the math in my head.

00:39:06.320 As I was saying, I said eight years ago.

00:39:12.320 It was so funny because I was so into the story and I'm like, yeah, this thing,

00:39:16.840 this crazy chick, we hooked up in his four.

00:39:18.780 And I almost said four years ago and then did the math.

00:39:21.820 It said eight years ago.

00:39:22.920 Cause I was like, no, no, no.

00:39:26.700 Let me, uh, it was during Obama's second term.

00:39:29.180 I take it back.

00:39:30.900 I, I, uh, that's the reason I actually liked doing the show though, is because like, I am

00:39:35.860 on the record, every fucked up thing I've ever done.

00:39:39.080 If you want to know it, all you got to do is go through the catalog.

00:39:41.980 I, I am of, I'm a firm believer that women don't actually want the, the perfected lying

00:39:48.540 version that all guys think that they want when it comes to dating.

00:39:51.700 The lying version?

00:39:53.380 That, that'd be you.

00:39:54.300 They want authenticity.

00:39:55.960 They want authenticity.

00:39:56.900 So even if you have flaws, everyone has flaws, but they all have them.

00:39:59.960 My flaws are fucking right here.

00:40:02.180 But they want them after like, like guys, I have, I have a confession to make.

00:40:05.600 I'm sorry.

00:40:05.860 So a couple of weeks ago on the Dave Smith episode, I told a story about my cousin jerking

00:40:10.800 off on the bed while I was on the bed.

00:40:13.120 Well, on the after show, I came clean to the guys.

00:40:15.160 I feel like I owe it to the general public here to come clean.

00:40:18.320 The story is true.

00:40:19.320 You're a man of honor, man.

00:40:20.500 It was just opposite.

00:40:21.600 It was me jerking off.

00:40:23.820 And I did it.

00:40:24.920 You know why I did it?

00:40:25.980 Because I fucking could do it.

00:40:27.980 That's why I did it.

00:40:29.000 I thought about it for weeks.

00:40:30.220 I said, why did I do that?

00:40:31.740 Because I felt like it.

00:40:32.900 Fuck you, Jose.

00:40:33.600 Fuck you.

00:40:34.680 You're in my room.

00:40:35.860 This is my house.

00:40:37.440 Welcome to the jungle, baby.

00:40:39.540 That's why I was, I was surprised that you were, you know, I just assumed you were the

00:40:44.880 one who was jerking off the whole time because you are a giga, Chad.

00:40:47.640 So if you want to stop me, you can fucking suck me.

00:40:50.320 All right.

00:40:51.100 Say something then.

00:40:52.540 Say something.

00:40:52.960 No.

00:40:53.240 Are you going to cry?

00:40:54.260 You're going to cry in Spanish?

00:40:55.780 He cries like this.

00:40:56.720 Whip, whip, whip, whip in Spanish.

00:40:59.340 Are you talking about, but were you like 20 and the kid was six?

00:41:02.160 Is that what the story is?

00:41:03.940 We were the same age.

00:41:05.160 It would have been consensual.

00:41:06.680 Yeah.

00:41:06.880 That's right.

00:41:07.100 He's top lops.

00:41:08.300 That's right.

00:41:09.400 Oh my God.

00:41:10.000 It was funny.

00:41:10.960 The other night, Elizabeth was just in bed and she just, she just looked over me.

00:41:16.100 Please stop watching this show.

00:41:17.380 They're going to get canceled.

00:41:18.500 Why are you?

00:41:20.840 Come on.

00:41:21.360 I come into the bedroom and Elizabeth is like, you know what's crazy?

00:41:25.180 It's like, I only kissed like one guy before you.

00:41:28.000 And I was like, oh yeah, that's true.

00:41:29.320 I'm sorry about that, bro.

00:41:30.600 But she was like, I was like, you also fucked that guy.

00:41:33.040 And she was just like, yeah, that's true.

00:41:34.620 And then she asked me, well, how many girls have you kissed?

00:41:36.700 And I was like, well, this isn't going to go well tonight.

00:41:38.740 And so I had to get it.

00:41:40.680 So I literally did go through like each one.

00:41:43.160 Here's the game.

00:41:44.360 You say, no, it's not about how many kiss women.

00:41:47.400 I kissed asked how many I loved.

00:41:50.020 And that, that just gets all of them.

00:41:52.080 Random always says the answer, man.

00:41:55.180 That's a slick motherfucker right there.

00:41:56.320 Look, girls already know about me.

00:41:57.940 So they don't even fucking pretend to ask.

00:41:59.340 They're just like, nah, we're just moving on.

00:42:00.920 No, but you just got to use that line.

00:42:02.860 Say, oh, you've been with a lot of girls, but ask me how many I truly loved.

00:42:06.780 Like, yeah, but what's funny is you said that they want authenticity and they do, but they'll

00:42:11.160 still get upset at it.

00:42:12.220 Like they'll, you'll be like, because if she, she asked me, she was like, how many girls

00:42:15.040 do you kiss?

00:42:15.400 And so I went through all of them.

00:42:16.120 She was like, you're a fucking whore.

00:42:17.940 And I was like, you've only slept with her ever, except for the threesome that she possibly

00:42:24.240 call you a whore.

00:42:25.280 You know what's funny about I came back and I was like, but you fucked another guy.

00:42:30.020 It's like women want authenticity.

00:42:31.620 And like his bank accounts, like a couple million dollars.

00:42:34.020 I think that may play a factor, but I like to pretend that it's just my authenticity.

00:42:41.880 They want at least perceived authenticity.

00:42:44.920 Yes.

00:42:45.560 Yes.

00:42:45.960 You're right.

00:42:46.660 But they don't want the whole truth.

00:42:48.360 Yes.

00:42:48.700 They want omission of truth.

00:42:50.380 They don't want lies.

00:42:51.460 They want like half of the sentence.

00:42:53.780 I think if you got enough money, you can be honest.

00:42:56.020 Oh yeah.

00:42:56.680 Right.

00:42:57.040 You didn't come ugly, bitch.

00:42:59.280 I think I want you to leave right now.

00:43:00.540 No, no, no.

00:43:01.140 They want to fill in the rest of the, you know, that unknown there.

00:43:06.480 Like Cole has never kissed any other women.

00:43:08.740 Like I want to believe that.

00:43:10.380 But he penetrates the woman.

00:43:11.280 No, no.

00:43:11.300 He penetrates the woman.

00:43:13.200 During the threesome, did you kiss that girl?

00:43:15.240 No.

00:43:16.480 Oh, that's fucking Chad.

00:43:18.180 Jesus Christ.

00:43:18.840 He kissed me though, so.

00:43:20.440 Man.

00:43:21.080 Except for my wife, my dick is for any woman that's around me.

00:43:24.520 No, that's the perfect story is you don't tell her about the threesome, but you say,

00:43:31.020 no, I didn't kiss another woman.

00:43:32.680 And you just leave that part out.

00:43:34.180 No, no, no.

00:43:34.560 You're misunderstanding, Random.

00:43:36.220 They were, he was in a threesome with his wife and this woman.

00:43:38.320 Right.

00:43:38.600 Yeah.

00:43:38.720 Oh, nice.

00:43:39.580 Oh, nice.

00:43:42.680 That changes everything.

00:43:43.440 And total aside.

00:43:46.380 Oh, we didn't tell Random this story?

00:43:48.260 Women.

00:43:49.000 I'm telling every episode, man.

00:43:50.880 Every episode.

00:43:52.080 Women.

00:43:52.520 Women, no, women that love watching their dude fuck another chick.

00:43:57.540 It's, oh, I was Freudian slip, but love fucking another chick.

00:44:02.320 To me, it's like, it's hot.

00:44:04.320 Like, it turns me on that it turns a chick on.

00:44:06.840 Oh, it turns me on that a chick wants me to fuck another woman.

00:44:08.860 If it's another dude, it would, I feel like some girls would get very turned on if you

00:44:14.520 fucked a tranny.

00:44:15.720 Would be like, because it's like, I see a girl there, but I know it's a dude.

00:44:18.640 I'm trying to push an extended here, but it's like, no, but it is like, because the mainstream,

00:44:24.140 the Jews push cuck holding on to weaken masculinity.

00:44:28.440 So I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to make cuck queening mainstream.

00:44:35.340 I haven't heard about it in my system.

00:44:36.580 Is that what it's called?

00:44:37.240 Yes, cuck queening is when a woman gets sexually off to watching the man that she loves fuck

00:44:42.920 another woman.

00:44:43.940 And I say the term cuck queening, because I want everyone to know what cuck queening is.

00:44:47.760 I want to become mainstream so I can say cuck queen and cuck queen becomes mainstream.

00:44:52.980 It should be.

00:44:54.060 It's not a big enough genre by far.

00:44:55.920 It needs to be better.

00:44:57.880 I was going to call it the Jill Murphy.

00:45:00.080 There was a thing.

00:45:00.920 I would imagine it's a pretty big market that we're not aware of.

00:45:03.780 I want to say that it was on two bears, one cave they had on, um, oh, what was that girl's

00:45:09.300 name?

00:45:10.060 She's the one that jumps for Nikki Glacier.

00:45:12.260 No, no, no, no, no.

00:45:13.040 It wasn't Nikki Glacier.

00:45:13.660 It was the, it was the girl that at that, uh, Twitch con jumped and broke her back by falling

00:45:17.980 out.

00:45:18.500 Like, oh, Adriana, Adriana, Adriana, she came on and said, there is a huge thing within the

00:45:25.240 degeneracy world of, uh, like the boyfriend watching the girlfriend get fucked, but it's not

00:45:32.500 cuckolding because afterwards he comes out and he fucks her.

00:45:36.200 He was like, the whole, it was like, he comes out there and he was just like, okay, so all

00:45:39.580 the dudes like fuck and then he comes out there and he's like, now it's my turn.

00:45:43.220 That's still cuckolding.

00:45:45.020 Yeah.

00:45:45.540 They call it something different.

00:45:46.840 They call it like, um, no, they call it female manipulation.

00:45:49.960 That's what it is.

00:45:50.880 No, it's not.

00:45:51.780 No, I agree.

00:45:53.320 You're not a cuckolder.

00:45:54.220 It's not cuckolding.

00:45:55.340 I'm just cuckolding this guy that I like more.

00:45:56.640 You're not a cuckolder.

00:45:57.820 It's just whatever word fucking females make up.

00:46:00.080 It's not, it's not cuckolding if the boyfriend has a bigger dick than the guy that fucked

00:46:03.800 her previously.

00:46:04.940 If the guy had a bigger dick before, then it is cuckolding.

00:46:08.100 If he had a smaller dick, then it's not cuckolding because then it's priming.

00:46:12.700 Yes.

00:46:13.040 It's, it's as like a legit form of just like, um, like a foreplay.

00:46:18.540 It's like foreplay to them.

00:46:19.720 This is why I fuck married women because it's like, it hurts my soul to like, even in that

00:46:25.280 dynamic, I don't know.

00:46:26.180 I just like conversations like this make me suicidal because it makes me feel like there's

00:46:30.000 no such thing as like hot wifing.

00:46:31.620 That's what it's called.

00:46:32.120 Hot wifing.

00:46:32.680 Thank you.

00:46:33.080 Hot wifing.

00:46:34.080 Yes.

00:46:34.460 That's what it's called.

00:46:34.980 Yeah.

00:46:35.660 No.

00:46:36.120 All right.

00:46:36.440 Here.

00:46:36.800 It's cuckolding.

00:46:37.900 If there's not an equal pussy to dick ratio.

00:46:40.920 So it's like, if you swap with someone, then it's not cuckolding.

00:46:44.800 Cause you're fucking.

00:46:45.980 As long as the orgy is an equal number of men and women.

00:46:50.620 That's just swinging.

00:46:52.420 It's cuckolding.

00:46:53.920 So if you bottom out the most of you, it's cuckolding.

00:46:55.660 Got it.

00:46:55.960 No, no, no, no, no.

00:46:56.660 I think that it becomes cuckolding.

00:46:59.740 If you watch your chick get fucked and you don't fuck another chick.

00:47:03.880 Like that's what it is.

00:47:04.260 What's it called when you just watch one of your best friends fuck his wife?

00:47:08.760 Josie has kids, you guys, and she's still watching this.

00:47:12.640 No, I'm joking.

00:47:13.360 I don't care.

00:47:15.080 We said women are predators, man.

00:47:17.900 We've been ruminating.

00:47:18.560 We got to go to the next question.

00:47:19.860 I don't even remember what the question was.

00:47:21.560 Fuck the mailbag.

00:47:22.100 Let's go to the bracket.

00:47:23.360 No, no.

00:47:23.780 I like the mailbag.

00:47:25.460 Don't disrespect the mailbag, you people.

00:47:26.840 Fuck the mailbag.

00:47:28.040 These are our fucking viewers, dude.

00:47:30.180 Next time you're at the verge of suicide, I'm not calling you.

00:47:33.260 I have to support the mailbag fully.

00:47:35.780 I do want to say this.

00:47:37.280 Shout out to Top Lobster.

00:47:38.720 I wasn't here at the beginning, but that fucking intro is fucking fire.

00:47:41.660 Yo, you know what's crazy?

00:47:43.000 So good.

00:47:43.420 I couldn't even see the intro.

00:47:44.980 I was looking at you guys laughing at it for some...

00:47:47.080 I always see the intro when they play it, but I'm so glad I didn't because I watched it

00:47:51.180 for maybe, I want to say, 20 straight hours.

00:47:54.760 I've watched this one minute and 33 second clip over and over, so I was like, I'm not

00:47:58.400 seeing it, and I'm fine with that.

00:48:00.340 I don't want to see it.

00:48:01.380 That edits so fire, and it's really awkward that you were watching me jerk off while you

00:48:04.900 were doing the intro, but it's okay.

00:48:06.380 It's okay.

00:48:07.300 We got one more question.

00:48:08.400 Go ahead, Dickie.

00:48:08.880 Pick the best one.

00:48:09.320 All right.

00:48:10.040 Novum asks, what kind of people were y'all in high school?

00:48:14.280 Oh, that'll be interesting.

00:48:15.960 Here's the thing.

00:48:17.360 So I was kind of...

00:48:19.380 I love that.

00:48:20.260 I was kind of like saying...

00:48:21.940 Taken out by police and put to a reform school.

00:48:25.900 No, no, no.

00:48:26.620 So I was kind of a nerd because I was valedictorian, and I was really into school.

00:48:30.860 So I did all my homework.

00:48:32.400 So was I.

00:48:33.300 I was a jock because I played every sport that my school offered.

00:48:36.400 But I was also kind of the goody two shoes, but also not.

00:48:40.080 So I would rat people out for things.

00:48:42.700 I remember ratting someone.

00:48:43.660 You son of a bitch, dude.

00:48:44.640 Yeah, dude.

00:48:44.860 Now I'm telling you.

00:48:45.800 You suck.

00:48:46.460 You look like...

00:48:47.020 You know what gives it away?

00:48:47.920 His teeth.

00:48:49.060 But it wasn't for like...

00:48:51.360 I didn't tattle, and then he'd be all...

00:48:54.660 And he smiles at me like, yeah.

00:48:55.840 But it was because I wouldn't like somebody.

00:48:58.020 So I'd be like, fuck them.

00:49:00.140 I know they went and made out with their girlfriend in the gym.

00:49:03.220 And so I'd be like, hey, teacher, like, they were just making out in the gym or something

00:49:06.800 like that.

00:49:07.620 Oh, so you're the early days of like when they send him...

00:49:11.060 We thought it was Clint.

00:49:12.600 We thought it was Clint the whole time.

00:49:14.020 It was Cole.

00:49:14.560 I've been telling y'all.

00:49:15.940 Holy shit.

00:49:16.480 So Cole is like the modern version of when a chick has an OnlyFans and she disses a guy,

00:49:21.960 the guy who then sends it to the parents.

00:49:24.580 Oh, yeah.

00:49:25.080 Yeah.

00:49:25.780 It was like...

00:49:26.920 I was...

00:49:27.320 Yeah.

00:49:27.540 I'll be like the one...

00:49:28.380 He'd be the one that reports the untaxed income from the OnlyFans chick that doesn't

00:49:33.200 blow.

00:49:34.000 All right.

00:49:34.460 All right.

00:49:34.540 Which is great based.

00:49:35.900 Let's go around.

00:49:36.480 Let's go around the bend.

00:49:37.140 I'll go real quick.

00:49:38.360 Tower gang only.

00:49:39.520 Tower gang only.

00:49:40.600 Oh, you don't want to do it?

00:49:41.380 It's up to you.

00:49:41.960 Okay.

00:49:42.620 I was...

00:49:43.220 I was...

00:49:44.420 Random's in tower gang, so random has to go.

00:49:46.580 There was 4,000 people in my high school, so I wasn't able to make any of the sport teams,

00:49:50.940 even though I was pretty athletic for a tiny little white guy, but I was 5'4 and 97 pounds.

00:49:56.060 So I didn't make any teams.

00:49:57.020 That's wild.

00:49:57.500 So because of that, I was also very smart naturally, but I was also lazy.

00:50:01.720 Like, I didn't try in school, but I still got straight A's usually.

00:50:04.200 So my teachers all hated me, and they thought that I cheated on everything.

00:50:07.060 All the stoner kids thought that I was cool because I didn't try, but then all of the nerdy

00:50:11.800 kids kind of respected me because I got really good grades, and I kicked it.

00:50:15.740 I love John's comment.

00:50:17.680 I don't see it.

00:50:19.100 So I was like...

00:50:20.340 I was friends with everybody, basically, but also kind of a jock, but not really, but

00:50:24.920 really a party animal.

00:50:26.220 I don't know.

00:50:27.180 Mark Redham was a girl in high school.

00:50:30.100 You know, there's a picture of me.

00:50:31.820 Don't think...

00:50:32.620 There's a picture of me that looks like I could be a woman, and don't think I'm not going

00:50:36.360 to play that card five years from now.

00:50:40.100 Your career needs to be resurrected.

00:50:42.500 You're going to get trans.

00:50:43.080 Exactly, but did you see the last guest digital appearance I did?

00:50:45.440 I was starting to drop these subtle hints of, hey, I might be trans, just to start laying

00:50:50.420 the groundwork.

00:50:51.400 Okay, so...

00:50:51.820 There you go.

00:50:52.160 Oh, international, federal hate crime, Mark Random, but I'm a woman.

00:50:57.320 Like, don't think I don't have that card.

00:50:58.680 I'm layering that card in my fucking deck.

00:51:01.840 Let me just say, man, you fucking...

00:51:03.560 I thought that you owned that show, and like for...

00:51:07.320 So Lewis has been doing this for a long time, and he really does, like, DJ his show pretty

00:51:11.960 well.

00:51:12.400 Like, he keeps control of it.

00:51:13.600 And you made it so fucking random and wild that I was just...

00:51:17.980 Me and my wife were dying laughing at, like, how crazy it was.

00:51:21.400 It was perfect.

00:51:22.220 Yeah, I was like, perfect.

00:51:23.200 Thank you, guys.

00:51:24.200 And really, like, I have to give so much love to you because it's like, when Lewis was kind

00:51:29.320 of pushed against, like, don't have Mark Random on, he just was in this little thing.

00:51:33.620 But then you guys taking me on, and then you guys just retweeting me saying you love me

00:51:37.780 and everything.

00:51:38.300 It put the ad to, like, oh, Lewis is like, okay, I'm not crazy.

00:51:41.780 He does have something for...

00:51:43.560 So I love you guys so much.

00:51:44.360 And Lewis follows me on Twitter, too, so it may have helped.

00:51:46.600 All right, Toad, go.

00:51:49.100 Toad was a bitch in high school.

00:51:50.640 Toad, Toad, Toad got all the pussy in high school.

00:51:54.160 That'd be really funny, though.

00:51:55.700 Toad, it'd be really funny if you weren't a virgin, but it's because, like, you've been

00:51:59.300 celibate for, like, 20 years.

00:52:00.940 Yeah, but he was crushed.

00:52:01.660 Because you reached your quota in high school.

00:52:04.240 Like, you just fucked so much.

00:52:05.640 I was a huge pussy slayer in high school, obviously.

00:52:11.340 And he was pink chafed.

00:52:12.640 We all have a finite amount of fucking food to do in our life.

00:52:13.960 He killed a lot of cats.

00:52:15.540 In high school...

00:52:15.960 He actually broke his dick fucking so much.

00:52:18.100 I was actually some weird, like, mix of Cole and Clint, really.

00:52:21.800 I was also valedictorian, straight A's.

00:52:24.220 I did not put a lot of effort in and just still got straight A's.

00:52:27.520 But the teachers liked me because they thought that I was putting in a bunch of effort to get

00:52:31.600 those A's.

00:52:32.300 Some of the students who were, like, the ones that were kind of near the top that were trying

00:52:37.300 to do it didn't really like me for that reason.

00:52:40.240 Most of the people that were, like, in, like, the higher level classes were, like, friends

00:52:44.040 of mine.

00:52:44.400 So they were kind of, like, the people that I hung out with the most.

00:52:47.460 And they were almost all, like, in the music department as well.

00:52:50.700 And they were all, like, band geeks.

00:52:52.120 So I hung out with those people.

00:52:53.060 But I was a choir nerd.

00:52:54.800 And I was in all the singing groups and stuff like that.

00:52:57.340 I was a singer.

00:52:58.140 I was in, like, a few different bands as well, like, outside of school with some of those

00:53:02.220 band people.

00:53:03.400 Hung out with a bunch of those people.

00:53:04.600 Hung out with some of the people.

00:53:05.340 The band kids all fuck each other, don't they?

00:53:06.580 Usually?

00:53:07.100 The band kids are usually, like, the most sexually active, like, group in the school.

00:53:10.360 Yeah.

00:53:10.840 They're freaks.

00:53:11.740 Yeah.

00:53:12.620 Not at my school.

00:53:14.220 Oh.

00:53:14.840 Every other school.

00:53:16.440 He's, like, not at my side of the school.

00:53:20.440 They're all too weird for that.

00:53:22.560 There was a little bit of that going on.

00:53:23.820 The weirdness is what makes them fuck each other, dude.

00:53:26.220 They're just, like, all, like, messed up in their head.

00:53:28.900 You're just thinking of American Pie.

00:53:30.300 They weren't all shoving flutes.

00:53:31.920 I've heard this from other people, too, that it was just, like, all the band kids would

00:53:34.920 just fuck.

00:53:36.200 It's true because there was, like, this one nerdy girl in my high school.

00:53:39.900 I remember she was, like, super nerdy.

00:53:42.000 Yeah.

00:53:42.140 She was, like, a theater girl.

00:53:43.500 She had the braces and everything.

00:53:44.740 And now I see her, like, Instagram or something.

00:53:47.200 She's got big, fake tits.

00:53:48.760 And, like, you could tell she's, like, been around the block.

00:53:50.900 She's a big whore now.

00:53:52.360 So, yeah, she.

00:53:53.160 That would really suck because I think my principal was shorter than I was.

00:53:59.500 In high school, we didn't call it running a train because there were so many sluts in

00:54:03.720 band.

00:54:03.920 We just called it running a band.

00:54:06.720 I swear to God.

00:54:08.020 There was, like, three running a toad.

00:54:10.460 There was, like, three bitches that were in band that were, like, just decent, like, five

00:54:14.880 and a halves, you know, like, just if you were drunk, maybe.

00:54:17.940 And those girls were just getting passed around.

00:54:19.720 It was terrible.

00:54:20.240 Yeah, but that's, like, who's the girl who got caught up in that crypto scam and everyone

00:54:24.660 would be in front of how they look.

00:54:25.880 They were all that girl.

00:54:26.240 They look just like them.

00:54:27.180 Yeah, they all look like them.

00:54:27.940 The thing is, chicks like that, they know how ugly they are in the marketplace, so they

00:54:31.760 do the dirtiest, filthiest shit.

00:54:33.440 They'll eat ass.

00:54:34.800 They'll, like, do whatever.

00:54:36.260 It's true.

00:54:37.060 A lot of them have really nice tits, too.

00:54:39.120 No, but it's, like, to me, I find chicks like that more hot than, like, models because

00:54:43.880 models are like, oh, what do you mean you want to tie me up and, like, choke me?

00:54:47.800 Where that chick's, like, choke harder.

00:54:49.980 So it's, like, that.

00:54:53.720 Mark, you're this close from being, like, a tech CEO because you have the same exact,

00:54:58.100 like, that's the same exact brain because they all fuck those girls.

00:55:01.800 No, I just love, like, ugly, in the corner, goofy-looking girls.

00:55:05.300 So do they, dude.

00:55:05.960 Look at every, besides, I mean, before they get, like, insanely rich, like, Jeff Bezos,

00:55:10.960 like, and Elon Musk, I'm pretty sure, like, divorced their wives and went for, like,

00:55:14.500 No, I wouldn't marry them.

00:55:15.860 It just, you know.

00:55:16.720 No, yeah.

00:55:17.140 But, like, married when they were, like, 20.

00:55:19.320 An ugly chick sucks a dick like she's on death row and it's her last meal.

00:55:23.600 Yes, exactly.

00:55:24.800 It's incredible.

00:55:25.920 Yeah.

00:55:27.100 Fat chicks, too, right?

00:55:27.980 That's the way.

00:55:28.720 So when I was in high school, very similar to Cole, I was the captain of the baseball

00:55:33.960 team.

00:55:34.240 And so I had, like, one foot in this, like, jock world.

00:55:36.620 And then I was also, like, the best.

00:55:39.360 Yeah.

00:55:40.280 So he was also in the knife dueling.

00:55:43.740 That was after school.

00:55:45.500 He was in drama club as well, all of the above.

00:55:49.020 No, during lunchtime, I was, like, one of the best Yu-Gi-Oh card players.

00:55:53.400 So I would just sit with the nerds and I would fucking bust ass.

00:55:57.100 I'd be like, blah, take that trap card.

00:55:59.660 And so I was cool with everybody.

00:56:01.120 And it actually worked out for me this one time I got on the bus, like, the B-36 to

00:56:05.360 go home.

00:56:06.920 And I was sitting in the back of the bus and these two black kids walk up to me, right?

00:56:11.160 And I'm like, oh, my God.

00:56:12.220 They're not from my school.

00:56:13.000 They're about to jump me.

00:56:13.960 I'm like, I know that they're going to fuck me up right now.

00:56:16.140 My two black friends that I play Yu-Gi-Oh with, these, like, big dudes.

00:56:19.660 This one kid named Brandon.

00:56:20.160 Dude, black people love Yu-Gi-Oh, man.

00:56:21.880 Yeah, they do.

00:56:22.980 They love, like, anything.

00:56:23.880 And Dragon Ball Z.

00:56:24.380 And Dragon Ball Z and Naruto, man.

00:56:26.040 These were very much, like, the black dudes.

00:56:27.500 There was a black kid with autism in my high school that ran around in the

00:56:30.360 fucking, in the Naruto run.

00:56:32.320 Yeah.

00:56:32.860 I guess you not, dude.

00:56:33.300 These guys did that.

00:56:34.700 These guys, when they came to help me, they ran like that.

00:56:37.460 They had, I swear to God, with their arms back.

00:56:40.240 They were like, you have a problem?

00:56:42.940 You have a problem?

00:56:44.120 These are the guys at, like, the mall that would be buying from the kiosk, like, all the

00:56:48.040 bootleg Japanese movies and watching the kung fu flicks and shit.

00:56:51.340 But he came with, like, chains on his pants and shit like that.

00:56:54.560 You know, the chain wallet with, like, JNCO pants and stuff.

00:56:56.740 And he's swinging the chain.

00:56:58.540 And he's like, yo, you guys want to fight?

00:56:59.820 Let's even it up.

00:57:00.680 And I was like, hell yeah, let's go.

00:57:02.200 I was, like, backed up with these guys.

00:57:04.320 And you go, Yu-Gi-Oh!

00:57:06.060 I don't know if that's a good thing.

00:57:07.780 I'm almost certain that we had no black people in my high school.

00:57:11.360 We had, like, five.

00:57:12.200 I had a black dude, and he sucked at basketball.

00:57:15.100 He was terrible.

00:57:17.040 Lucky you.

00:57:18.520 We still had a good football team somehow.

00:57:21.020 And we did have the JNCO wallet chain crowd.

00:57:24.020 They were all white people, pretending to be white.

00:57:26.400 I was one of them.

00:57:27.380 The Wiggers.

00:57:28.220 Oh, you were a JNCO guy?

00:57:29.460 You were a JNCO kid jeans?

00:57:30.580 For a year.

00:57:31.200 Of course he was.

00:57:32.140 I thought those were goth things.

00:57:33.620 How were they Wiggers?

00:57:34.480 I thought that was...

00:57:34.780 No, it started with Wiggers.

00:57:36.560 Yeah, it's definitely a Wigger thing, yeah.

00:57:38.360 Then it migrated into the Goths because they're fucking poser losers.

00:57:41.460 And they just wanted to be like us, but they couldn't be.

00:57:44.180 It was definitely a Wigger thing, yeah.

00:57:46.340 I'm just fucking around.

00:57:47.020 No, the reason that JNCOs actually became a thing and became very popular was because

00:57:51.920 of rollerbladers.

00:57:53.500 Because we wanted to be able to put our knee pads underneath our jeans.

00:57:56.260 I shit you not.

00:57:56.900 That's, like, really why we rock.

00:57:57.820 Which is funny, but then the rollerbladers got all, like, destroyed because then everybody

00:58:00.960 thought they were gay.

00:58:02.140 Right.

00:58:02.400 Rollerblading.

00:58:02.980 They were gay, and then they just kept the JNCOs.

00:58:05.340 Look at these faggots.

00:58:06.480 Look at these faggots in the chat.

00:58:08.080 So, Yu-Gi-Oh is a rip-off of Magic the Gathering.

00:58:10.580 Actually, Yu-Gi-Oh is kind of gay, boo.

00:58:12.480 It's like, you guys are gay.

00:58:13.540 Yeah, we all know Magic the Gathering is a rip-off of Dungeons & Dragons.

00:58:18.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:58:19.080 Oh, just blow up, you faggots.

00:58:21.120 Get out of my side room.

00:58:22.340 I did shit on, in college, there was the guys that played Dungeons & Dragons in, like,

00:58:27.720 the commons.

00:58:28.820 And I made fun of those fucking nerdy fucks the entire time.

00:58:33.040 And then, after college, my buddy was like, hey, you ever played Dungeons & Dragons?

00:58:37.740 I was like, no, it's fucking gay shit.

00:58:39.280 He was like, I swear to you, it's really fun.

00:58:41.360 It is.

00:58:42.040 So, I played Dungeons & Dragons with them, and I got hooked, dude.

00:58:45.140 It's actually insanely fun.

00:58:46.720 It's insanely fun if you have good people to play with.

00:58:49.380 Yeah.

00:58:49.520 Like, because you can literally do anything.

00:58:53.320 Yo, that's the same thing happened to me.

00:58:55.140 Yeah, I was always in that nerd.

00:58:56.640 With the people I was with, it was literally like, I rape her.

00:59:00.740 And they were like, roll a fucking strength check.

00:59:03.040 Dude, it was the same thing for me, but instead of Dungeons & Dragons, it was just crack.

00:59:09.520 But yeah.

00:59:10.880 You can do anything on crack, it's true.

00:59:12.460 Anything.

00:59:13.060 Super fun.

00:59:13.580 All right, we got to get into the bracket, gentlemen.

00:59:15.640 All right, bracket.

00:59:16.300 Let's do it.

00:59:17.360 Do we know which side of the bracket?

00:59:19.640 I'd recommend the right-hand side.

00:59:21.740 I'd kind of like to hear how random would kill Toad, though, at some point.

00:59:27.900 I was literally going to ask, Toad, where do you live?

00:59:31.340 Pull up the graphics.

00:59:32.380 Pull up the graphics.

00:59:33.320 I'm not giving you my address.

00:59:34.940 I would not kill.

00:59:35.820 This is how many fucking craters we need.

00:59:37.300 There we go.

00:59:37.760 Okay, guys, welcome to my favorite game, Kill Toad.

00:59:41.660 In this game, we all go around the horn, but we already did it.

00:59:45.200 So we kind of all decided that we just let him do it himself.

00:59:48.540 Now we're in No Way Jose Show.

00:59:49.680 This is great.

00:59:50.600 But random, if you had to kill Toad, if you had to do it, how would you do it in the most descriptive manner?

00:59:56.620 No, this is what a Kratom addict I am.

00:59:59.760 He told me the state he lived in like 30 minutes ago, and I literally just asked, Yo, where are you from?

01:00:05.700 Like, you know, so.

01:00:07.640 I mean, if he has a gambling addiction, I'd pretend to be some hot chick and make him get into debt, and then maybe he killed.

01:00:15.380 I couldn't do it, though.

01:00:16.180 I love him too much.

01:00:17.260 Oh, that's sweet.

01:00:18.520 He's the first person to say that.

01:00:20.280 Holy shit.

01:00:20.680 So you would just make him commit suicide by just making him do what he's doing already?

01:00:25.020 He was going to catfish him.

01:00:26.180 He was going to catfish him into, like, insurmountable debt.

01:00:29.700 Yeah, I appreciate that.

01:00:31.060 He's like, wait there, and Mark's just like, I'm just going to keep doing what he's doing already.

01:00:35.140 He just catfish Toad and be like, come on, baby, bet on the Steelers.

01:00:38.320 I appreciate the not having to put much effort into it, you know?

01:00:42.640 He's like, no, no, but there's such a huge home field advantage for the Chargers this weekend, baby.

01:00:49.080 And she's like, nah, nah, you got to put it all up.

01:00:51.100 Put it right on the Steelers.

01:00:52.200 I think Toad, how much pussy would it take you to be like, all right, I'll change my bet against what I, like, in your head.

01:01:00.180 You're like, no, this is the right, this is the correct bet.

01:01:02.380 How much pussy would it take me to be like, no, I'll go against that.

01:01:04.100 I was just thinking pussy could convince him.

01:01:06.500 Nothing will convince me.

01:01:08.940 Nothing at all.

01:01:10.380 All right, let's do a left side bracket.

01:01:13.420 No pussy is that good, baby.

01:01:16.520 No pussy is good for $100 when you're winning a bet.

01:01:20.820 Can I ask who made this bracket?

01:01:23.000 We did.

01:01:24.000 All of each other?

01:01:25.440 The graphics or the actual?

01:01:27.520 No, just the actual graphic.

01:01:29.520 Because when I was looking at it, I was already thinking about it.

01:01:33.200 And it's like, they're put together so perfectly of, like, you can't decide.

01:01:37.200 You know what I mean?

01:01:38.080 Like, some would think you should put Aurora next to Columbine and put the parachuting next to the, like, the Christchurch one.

01:01:46.700 Like, the similarities.

01:01:48.340 But you put them so, like, they each have their own good qualities and bad qualities.

01:01:52.580 It's so hard to decide.

01:01:53.740 We're not fucking good at this shit, man.

01:01:55.280 Because we're goddamn professionals.

01:01:57.300 This is our first time, Random.

01:01:59.160 Now, the question is, Random gets to choose which side we want to do here.

01:02:04.800 Actually, quick fun fact, Random.

01:02:07.780 Our April Zyklon showers of last year, before we finished off that bracket at my house at the Tower of Power, what was it?

01:02:14.700 Top Lobster Ranch, whatever it was.

01:02:16.880 That was pulled up on Legion of Skanks by Ari Shafir.

01:02:19.460 So, yeah.

01:02:20.680 Yeah, we're big time.

01:02:22.060 We know what we're doing.

01:02:22.720 Cyclone showers, baby.

01:02:23.340 That for real happened, which is so fucking weird.

01:02:26.240 He's like, these guys are doing Cyclone showers.

01:02:30.520 Wait, what are Cyclone showers?

01:02:32.620 We were deciding what, like, race of people should be genociding.

01:02:36.960 Or group.

01:02:38.660 Race or group, yes.

01:02:39.780 It was group.

01:02:40.100 Because there was white women in there.

01:02:41.500 There was the fats.

01:02:42.800 White women won.

01:02:43.580 Stabled.

01:02:45.120 Yeah.

01:02:46.300 So.

01:02:46.820 That is correct.

01:02:47.220 Rightfully so.

01:02:48.220 They're still around.

01:02:48.920 Put her thumb on the scale, though.

01:02:50.380 Yeah, she.

01:02:51.280 Oh, she really helped put white women over the top.

01:02:54.280 Yeah.

01:02:54.920 By the way, there is a clip out there, and I sent it to our Instagram chat of a girl that's arguing against Stephen Crowder about guns.

01:03:03.800 And it looks exactly like Ashton.

01:03:05.920 And it sounds like Ashton, too.

01:03:07.660 It's fucking hilarious.

01:03:09.380 All right.

01:03:09.800 Columbine versus Paris.

01:03:10.940 Let's go.

01:03:12.000 We're doing the left side.

01:03:13.180 I just want to hear Mark's takes.

01:03:15.160 I want to say, because this is what I'm saying.

01:03:16.600 I just do, like, if we, towards the end, could I just have a brief discussion of the right side?

01:03:21.580 Because if there's anything I'm more qualified to talk about, it's mass shootings.

01:03:25.900 That should help out with next week for us.

01:03:28.100 You can touch a little bit on each one of them.

01:03:31.520 So, yes.

01:03:32.520 Wait.

01:03:32.740 Do the right side, then.

01:03:33.560 If he likes the right side.

01:03:34.700 He wants to do all of them.

01:03:36.280 That's the point.

01:03:36.620 That's what he's saying.

01:03:37.180 They're just all so fucking perfect in their own way.

01:03:40.380 They're like children.

01:03:41.360 They're like my beautiful children.

01:03:43.220 They're like my children that died in a mass shooting.

01:03:46.320 They were children, Mark.

01:03:47.360 They were.

01:03:47.980 There's a clip on my Instagram and Twitter.

01:03:49.640 I posted that.

01:03:50.540 I literally, like, I was doing jokes.

01:03:52.080 And then I was doing a comedy club.

01:03:53.540 And I was flirting with some chick.

01:03:54.920 And I was like, all right.

01:03:55.700 You know, I go, what's your favorite mass shooting, by the way?

01:03:57.880 And the whole crowd erupted.

01:03:58.960 I was like, oh, I get it.

01:04:00.000 You can't pick one.

01:04:00.900 They're all so great in their own way.

01:04:02.360 And everyone laughed again.

01:04:03.560 Oh, my God.

01:04:06.520 All right.

01:04:07.160 Columbine versus Paris.

01:04:08.400 Mark, please.

01:04:09.200 Okay.

01:04:09.580 Here's the thing.

01:04:10.540 Is Columbine is kind of like the Justin Beaver sellout of school shootings.

01:04:14.940 Like, it's made to be a lot more than it was.

01:04:17.420 Like, there's more bodies in a lot of these shootings.

01:04:20.140 But these kids did have propane or propane tanks.

01:04:24.900 They had 70 pipe bombs.

01:04:26.740 They had knives.

01:04:27.340 They had a carbine rifle.

01:04:28.980 They had sawed-off shotguns.

01:04:30.780 They had a pistol.

01:04:31.920 And they had tech knives.

01:04:32.700 Like, they were ready for war.

01:04:34.380 They wanted to blow up the stupid asshole.

01:04:36.960 11 a.m. was supposed to be the bomb, but he set it for 11 p.m.

01:04:40.480 He was supposed to level the second field to blow up the cafeteria so it would sink the library and kill over 400 people because that's when they estimated a lot of people be in it.

01:04:51.500 So it's like they were really ready for war.

01:04:55.020 So the intent is cool.

01:04:56.680 But also, is this the Paris Concert Hall shooting?

01:05:00.860 Yeah, the Bataclan shooting.

01:05:03.100 Where, like, 150 people died and they all had AIDS.

01:05:06.100 Yeah, that thing did numbers, man.

01:05:08.320 It's hard to say.

01:05:09.200 The weird thing, though, about Columbine is it, like, I, and I tried to talk this to Jose, that there's good evidence that it was an MKUltra job.

01:05:18.500 Because when it was, I read the Jefferson County report and they reported two kids that weren't Eric or Dylan Klebold.

01:05:27.080 So, and then they reported four shooters.

01:05:29.620 So there's so many inconsistencies in the reports.

01:05:32.400 But it's like all the, if you have a hundred students confirm that those two weren't the shooters and then, you know, the kid's dad was in the fucking CIA or Eric Harris's dad was in the CIA and then worked for the armed forces and shit.

01:05:45.340 Like, there's a lot of evidence where you could go down that rabbit hole.

01:05:48.740 See, we, last week we talked about Columbine being the one non-fed, like, non-fed-op shooting.

01:05:56.740 But I guess the internet wasn't really around back then, so we didn't have all the conspiracy theorizing.

01:06:02.200 Well, like, all right, here, here's how I did it at first.

01:06:04.920 I literally, because I was, I remember feeling this way, like, before it was mainstream.

01:06:10.100 But, like, think of it, like, in simple, simple logic, two 17-year-olds can't carry 60 pounds of propane tanks, 70 pipe bombs, two rifles, and shotguns.

01:06:21.860 Like, they literally, but they are on video, they are on video with their fucking ARs and techs or whatever they're using.

01:06:28.180 Yeah, by the way, but not duffel bags of pipe bombs and shit.

01:06:30.740 By the way, random should just be on for the entire month of March.

01:06:35.320 I really think, do you know how, do you know how, like, like, the football, football games, they'll pull up, like, like, John, here's John Madden in a little box, and he's like, well, let me break down the mass shootings real quick.

01:06:46.640 Yeah, we need the stats, man.

01:06:47.980 Yeah, whatever guests you have on next time, I just, like, I'll do, just, I'll just pop in for 30 minutes to just talk about the mass shootings.

01:06:55.580 Yeah, because I'm serious.

01:06:56.960 Like, honestly, honestly, every time there's a new mass shooting, CNN ought to have you on speed dial to, like, bring you in to talk about the scale of, like, well, I hear you see my head.

01:07:06.040 If anybody's ever watched Pawn Stars, if there was ever an expert on mass shootings, if there's like, yeah, I got a buddy, he's an expert on mass shootings.

01:07:13.400 I think that's the thing, there's people who are into serial killers, and I feel like it gets outshined by mass murder, because people feel like mass murder is, like, blowing your load in one shot, whereas serial killing is, like, doing it over an extended period of time.

01:07:30.240 Serial killers have, like, sex versus, like, explosive coming.

01:07:33.700 Dude, serial killers.

01:07:34.640 I never heard of serial killers and mass shootings be compared to sex.

01:07:38.660 Dude, I love serial killers because they're low time preference.

01:07:41.660 Like, Sting would be a serial killer, because he can, like, hold his cum for hours on end.

01:07:47.320 Yeah, that's right.

01:07:47.780 Yeah, that's that tantric stuff.

01:07:48.760 I think Mark just nailed our next bracket.

01:07:52.840 For sure.

01:07:54.020 Serial killers, yeah.

01:07:55.280 Oh, okay.

01:07:55.720 All right, all right.

01:07:56.320 We can do that.

01:07:57.120 Main Street, that's the problem.

01:07:58.040 We can do September serial killers.

01:08:00.460 But here's also the problem in the bracket.

01:08:02.740 Again, I'd be the John Madden of saying, well, you have to recognize, after the 2010s, most of the mass murders started becoming race-related or ethnicity-related, whereas in the 90s, it was just about fame, which is kind of a pussy way to do it.

01:08:18.100 But when you're really, like, what was it?

01:08:20.400 I want to go back to the day when it was just about the game, you know?

01:08:22.980 Exactly.

01:08:23.340 It was really about the love of the game.

01:08:24.880 He did a bathhouse bombing in the 1950s, and he killed, like, 200 students in that school.

01:08:32.760 I don't see his name up on there because it wasn't famous or mainstream.

01:08:36.780 That's right.

01:08:37.560 I have a suspicion we're not ever going to get through this bracket.

01:08:41.300 No, I'll add to it.

01:08:43.660 It's hard because, again, Paris concert shooting was – at first, I thought it was the band, which was funny.

01:08:51.820 I was like, oh, which person – because as a performer, who has a name?

01:08:54.880 Who hasn't wanted to fire into the audience at one point?

01:08:57.020 Dude, that would have devastated me, man.

01:09:01.320 It's Eagles of Death Metal.

01:09:02.560 I love those guys.

01:09:04.280 That'd be metal as fuck, though.

01:09:06.220 Exactly.

01:09:07.500 Think about this.

01:09:08.240 At a metal concert, how long would it take for the audience to realize they were actually getting shot at?

01:09:12.800 Because it's kind of like –

01:09:13.460 Yeah, yeah.

01:09:14.360 Do you remember, like, if they stand up, that one woman –

01:09:16.380 They're not really a metal band, by the way.

01:09:18.380 They're, like, stoner or, like, desert rock.

01:09:20.200 I'm talking about, like, if it was a heavy metal, like a heavy – like, the fucking heaviest you can get.

01:09:24.380 That's also going to be that Vegas shooting.

01:09:26.420 That's the same thing.

01:09:27.200 He shot at a concert.

01:09:28.660 You remember?

01:09:29.180 Yeah, but it was also a Brad Paisley concert.

01:09:31.500 Like, it was –

01:09:32.320 No, so –

01:09:33.320 Yeah, the Vegas –

01:09:34.480 So, I guess –

01:09:35.080 What else?

01:09:35.380 I have to say Paris.

01:09:37.120 And here's the thing is I don't –

01:09:38.340 Oh, what I'm saying.

01:09:38.520 Like, Columbine –

01:09:39.520 Columbine, it was like, again, they even wrote in their diaries, we're going to be so famous, they're going to make movies about me.

01:09:45.220 So, it's like they're kind of sellout pussies, whereas the parachuting – I mean, again, they did it for a jihad, but they went in assault rifles and all for the parachuting.

01:09:55.000 I remember that stand for – or, like, I remember everybody put the French flag over there.

01:10:00.360 Yeah, because that's something I hate about these mass shootings is back in the day, it used to be about the killer, which, you know, whatever.

01:10:07.700 It's not about the heroes.

01:10:08.720 It's about the villains.

01:10:09.500 But now we've gotten into this culture where it's just about the victims, like the Parkland shooting.

01:10:15.140 Now – because they say don't publish the manifesto.

01:10:16.340 They don't even say the names of the shooters anymore.

01:10:18.300 This is bullshit.

01:10:19.020 Exactly.

01:10:19.680 They're the ones who pulled it off, not the fucking kids that – David Hogg.

01:10:24.540 That didn't run fast enough.

01:10:25.860 Exactly.

01:10:26.060 All we get is a picture of Sam Hyde.

01:10:27.460 This is bullshit, man.

01:10:28.280 Fuck David Hogg.

01:10:29.140 All right.

01:10:29.660 All right.

01:10:29.880 Look, I – we fucked up terribly by putting Paris as an eight seed.

01:10:34.040 I had no idea that there was 130 fatalities.

01:10:37.700 I told you that – Paris did fucking numbers, bro.

01:10:40.540 I told you.

01:10:41.340 Here's my – I guess –

01:10:43.620 But wait, maybe – can I give it to brown people?

01:10:45.660 Because the Columbine people were allegedly Nazis, so should I give it to them?

01:10:48.980 Well, that's what I – okay, so I disagree with Random about his Justin Bieber, like, sellouts for Columbine.

01:10:54.320 These guys were, like, one of the OGs, I feel like.

01:10:57.180 They were – this isn't –

01:10:59.360 They were really the first.

01:11:00.540 No, in the early 90s, there was a lot of school shootings.

01:11:03.860 There was a 93 school shooting, a 94 –

01:11:06.000 But never like this.

01:11:07.140 Yeah, the 93 school shooting was Waco.

01:11:10.720 No, I'm saying –

01:11:11.700 I guess I see what you're saying now because it would be, like –

01:11:13.440 This is – if they were boy bands.

01:11:15.200 But there was –

01:11:15.880 Like, they would be, like –

01:11:17.040 These two 12-year-olds, they went into their middle school, they pulled the fire alarm, and then they killed, like, 10 people.

01:11:23.180 Look, I have the perfect metaphor.

01:11:24.740 I have the perfect metaphor.

01:11:25.980 You're right.

01:11:26.640 There was other shootings in the 90s.

01:11:28.020 However, it was kind of, like, Goldeneye.

01:11:30.740 Yeah, this is the one that popped off.

01:11:32.220 Hold on, hold on.

01:11:33.460 It was, like, Goldeneye, right?

01:11:34.860 And then there was first-person shooters online that hit, like, SOCOM 2.

01:11:38.840 And you're, like, oh, fuck.

01:11:40.300 Like, you could really do this shit.

01:11:42.020 And that's what Columbine was.

01:11:43.220 It was the one that was online.

01:11:44.480 I mean, they got the cover of Time Magazine.

01:11:46.960 Who had to retouch that photo?

01:11:48.400 To me, Columbine is kind of – it is, like, the one that kind of kicked off, like, the modern era of mass shootings, of school shootings.

01:11:57.540 I know, but Paris has 130 body count.

01:11:59.760 Oh, I know it does.

01:12:00.500 It has a mass –

01:12:00.920 Hold on, wait.

01:12:02.220 God, I'm going back and forth in my head because Columbine passed zero tolerance loss.

01:12:05.700 Oh, I have a tornado warning going on right now at my house.

01:12:09.260 Wow.

01:12:09.920 Are you going to die?

01:12:11.500 You're on the show with a human tornado about fucking shootings, so just stay focused.

01:12:15.780 The tornado siren is going off right now.

01:12:17.680 And, like, it's severe thunderstorms.

01:12:19.600 I guess the problem is because Paris shooting is when we were so desensitized, so it just stayed in the news for a month.

01:12:25.520 I'm going to go.

01:12:26.380 But Columbine, they passed – they passed law.

01:12:29.100 Cole, please, I pray you're okay.

01:12:30.860 If I don't make it, we love you, dude.

01:12:33.740 Cole, I'm praying for you.

01:12:34.660 All right, Cole, stay safe, man.

01:12:36.560 I love you, Cole.

01:12:37.660 God bless you, and please be okay.

01:12:39.400 All right, all right.

01:12:39.960 So, Paris, was it ISIS?

01:12:42.220 No, but here's what I'm saying.

01:12:43.920 Columbine got laws passed.

01:12:45.580 They passed the zero tolerance policy.

01:12:47.960 They passed, unfortunately, like a spy act.

01:12:50.640 So, Columbine was the precursor to all these, like, red flag laws and all these take-your-gun laws.

01:12:56.320 Right.

01:12:56.620 So, I –

01:12:58.140 And, yeah, Paris, I know, like, the shooters were, like, Muslim, and I think they might have, like, claimed ISIS affiliation.

01:13:04.980 Yeah.

01:13:05.640 Yeah.

01:13:05.940 They claim to – you know how a lot of people claim ISIS affiliation?

01:13:09.080 I don't know if that was ever like me.

01:13:10.920 What is ISIS's beef with Paris?

01:13:12.620 Like, they let, like, infinite Muslims into their country.

01:13:15.620 Why are they still upset with them?

01:13:17.000 It might have been what he was, though.

01:13:18.620 It's a cuckold thing.

01:13:19.800 Like, you think, like, if you let, you know, you let, like, this big black guy fuck your wife, you think he's going to be nice?

01:13:24.080 No.

01:13:24.280 No, no.

01:13:24.580 Was it follow-up?

01:13:25.100 That's true.

01:13:25.760 That's true.

01:13:26.160 He still makes me buy him dinner.

01:13:27.240 Was it follow-up from the fucking – what was the place that did the Muhammad cartoon?

01:13:31.520 Was it follow-up from that shit?

01:13:32.640 No, that's the Charlie Hebdo office shooting.

01:13:34.180 Yeah, Charlie Hebdo, yeah.

01:13:35.500 No, but that was the office shooting.

01:13:36.880 That was different.

01:13:37.560 Yeah, I don't think that was the response.

01:13:37.920 No, but was this, like –

01:13:39.340 I would say –

01:13:40.560 I'd say Paris.

01:13:42.000 I'd say Paris because it killed French people.

01:13:45.860 Yeah.

01:13:45.940 I don't like those people.

01:13:46.760 It's a weird thing because Paris is – you're murdering for religious belief, and Columbine is – they kind of did it out of nihilism of nothing matters.

01:13:55.600 So it's literally like, do I choose Mark Grandom?

01:13:58.340 Which one?

01:13:59.400 Yeah, I'm going to go Paris Constituator.

01:14:00.720 Actually, you know what?

01:14:02.120 Charlie Hebdo was January of 2015, and this was November of 2015, so this could have been reprisal, actually.

01:14:08.240 I think it was.

01:14:09.720 Yeah, like that would be my guess.

01:14:11.440 Like, as far as, yeah, the timeline in my mind, I think that might be right.

01:14:14.100 I know, but do I want to give it to 30 Muslims?

01:14:15.940 That's my problem.

01:14:17.100 Ooh.

01:14:17.420 Well, see, I'm going to go the opposite direction and say that I'm going Paris because I think that compared to, like, two incels that can't get pussy, like –

01:14:25.440 No, they were getting pussy.

01:14:26.520 They were pulling college chicks.

01:14:28.000 That's what's kind of – that's what was crazy about it.

01:14:29.620 God damn it.

01:14:30.040 You know everything about this shit.

01:14:31.080 I'm just trying to make a joke, random.

01:14:32.320 I'm sorry.

01:14:33.300 Yeah, yeah, they were not incels.

01:14:35.620 Now, Columbine, though, which is kind of interesting.

01:14:40.100 It kind of, like – it holds, like, a special place in my heart in a way.

01:14:44.440 Maybe – that's probably not the best way to put it.

01:14:47.900 No, so after I graduated high school, I think it was my sophomore year in college, I want to say, this guy who I knew because I think he was dating my prom date at the time.

01:15:02.560 Like, I want to – the chick that I went to prom with, she was dating this guy, like, at some point when we were in high school.

01:15:08.980 After I had graduated, this guy and another guy plotted to shoot up our high school on the anniversary of Columbine, not realizing that it fell during April vacation and that there was nobody at the school.

01:15:23.920 And then the guy got arrested for it, and then I think he, like, got off somehow because his father was a cop, and then, like, a couple years later, he killed himself anyway.

01:15:32.800 Oh, geez.

01:15:33.620 Good.

01:15:33.800 I have to say, like, Mark looks like he was friends with – yeah, that's really, like, the people it was.

01:15:39.020 You do look like you would party with those guys.

01:15:40.940 Let's be honest.

01:15:41.340 Oh, you do.

01:15:41.860 You do.

01:15:42.140 Yeah, I, like, was trying to message – who's the third shooter that they had?

01:15:45.900 What was his name?

01:15:46.900 It was – like, they had a third guy, and then he bailed out at the end, and then he does podcasts and shit.

01:15:53.780 I think I was friends with him on Facebook.

01:15:56.000 What's his name?

01:15:56.720 It was –

01:15:57.000 Mark Thrandom.

01:15:57.660 Go on Tower Gang, third guy.

01:16:00.560 Well, I'll tag him.

01:16:01.620 I'll try to get him on Tower Gang.

01:16:02.840 Oh, dude, that'd be wild.

01:16:04.100 I did not know there was a third guy.

01:16:06.220 All right, stop, stop, pick.

01:16:07.260 Pick, you got to keep moving.

01:16:08.200 Here's what I said.

01:16:09.300 One sentence is, Columbine did fuck up my life because after it, they perceived anything as school shootings,

01:16:15.160 so that's where the FBI investigated me as a teen.

01:16:17.840 That's where I got in so many troubles.

01:16:19.620 They made me sent to a mental institution for rap songs, so fuck those kids.

01:16:23.340 They fucked my life up.

01:16:24.260 Paris concert shooting because if you're going to massacre someone, do it for God.

01:16:28.160 Paris concert shooting all the way.

01:16:29.640 I changed my mind.

01:16:30.660 I was going to say Paris because I don't like French people, but Columbine did kind of create random Columbine.

01:16:36.680 All right, Toad, it's up to you.

01:16:39.360 Well, I don't know what you went with, Clint.

01:16:41.700 Well, then it's important that you don't know because maybe I'll change my vote because we have to have a tiebreaker somehow.

01:16:45.920 Oh, shit.

01:16:46.520 Well, yeah, we're going to have to have potentially if we have a tiebreaker.

01:16:50.220 Yeah, because it's like we can't like Columbine is like the one, so we can't have that out in the first round.

01:16:55.320 We usually throw it to a.

01:16:56.420 Well, well, we could have it out in the first round.

01:17:00.840 Ooh, I am actually I think I have to go Paris here because it definitely got underseeded because I was telling you guys it should not like barely.

01:17:09.740 Like it almost didn't make the bracket and I was saying it's got to make the bracket.

01:17:13.380 Well, the reason the reason is because I thought it was the Ariana Grande shooting.

01:17:17.220 No, I don't even think I realized shooting.

01:17:19.920 Was it?

01:17:20.200 Yeah, it was a bomb.

01:17:20.820 Right.

01:17:21.000 It was an Ariana Grande.

01:17:23.260 No, that's a different one.

01:17:24.600 No, that's a different one.

01:17:25.460 It's a different one.

01:17:25.880 No, the Ariana Grande was in London and I'm not even sure anybody was killed.

01:17:29.620 Maybe like two, three people.

01:17:30.840 No, there was like 20 people killed.

01:17:32.400 Yeah, much people were killed.

01:17:33.460 Yeah, whatever.

01:17:34.640 It was I don't even think it was a mass shooting, though.

01:17:36.720 I don't even know, man, but Paris.

01:17:39.280 Paris moves on.

01:17:40.380 What's your answer?

01:17:41.180 Paris was Eagles of Death Metal.

01:17:41.800 I'm going with Paris because it was done for religious reasons and not out of nihilism.

01:17:46.300 Religion is base.

01:17:47.460 Nihilism is not.

01:17:48.860 And I love Eagles of Death Metal and Jesse Hughes is the man.

01:17:53.320 So I'm going with Paris.

01:17:55.300 I can't believe that we are picking mass shootings based off of whether or not it was a religious zealot or not.

01:18:00.160 All right.

01:18:01.000 Aurora versus Vatek.

01:18:02.720 You got the Asian with the handguns who looks really cool.

01:18:07.080 Or Aurora.

01:18:08.600 Was that the Joker?

01:18:10.740 Yeah, that's the dude.

01:18:11.480 Yeah, that was the Dark Knight.

01:18:12.660 That dude.

01:18:13.560 The one where everyone says I look.

01:18:15.980 I'm going to.

01:18:16.640 Here's the thing.

01:18:17.780 What was his name?

01:18:18.760 Again, this is not.

01:18:20.220 What the fuck was his name?

01:18:21.300 I don't know.

01:18:22.120 But Aurora, it pissed me off a little bit because, A, a movie theater, like that's like a place of fun.

01:18:29.060 Like you shoot up workplaces, you shoot up churches, you shoot up schools, but you don't shoot up like arcades and movies.

01:18:35.580 Like that's that's any mass murderer knows.

01:18:38.540 That's a no go.

01:18:39.560 That's what I mean.

01:18:40.320 Kill a bunch of people, but don't kill in like a place where people have joy in life.

01:18:44.880 You always kill miserable places.

01:18:46.200 Yeah, like go to the post office.

01:18:47.760 Don't go to a fucking movie theater.

01:18:48.460 Yeah, like a school.

01:18:49.860 Like how they have bro code.

01:18:51.320 It's like that's mass murder code.

01:18:52.960 You don't.

01:18:53.360 Those aren't.

01:18:53.740 You go to the DMV.

01:18:54.940 You don't go to Disneyland.

01:18:56.080 Exactly.

01:18:56.880 Listen, you don't fire in a crowded theater.

01:18:58.980 OK, yeah, I like James Holmes, by the way.

01:19:03.200 That's right.

01:19:03.800 Oh, that joke didn't land.

01:19:05.560 But your delivery is getting a lot better.

01:19:07.460 I'm very confident.

01:19:08.900 That was fucking cool.

01:19:10.240 If you I made him like a special button that Clint says toad with a banger and it's been weeks.

01:19:15.920 We haven't used it yet.

01:19:16.880 Land, but he the way he delivered it was much more confident and concise than his past delivery.

01:19:22.300 So hell yeah, dude.

01:19:23.320 Hell yeah.

01:19:23.620 OK, so here's the thing is the Aurora, Colorado shooting like he couldn't even give a reason.

01:19:28.860 And I remember even watching videos of it.

01:19:32.840 But the Virginia.

01:19:33.340 That dude looks like he's fucking MKUltra to me.

01:19:35.820 Exactly.

01:19:36.300 But the Virginia Tech guy, which is funny, is he had this boxes of literally headshots and videos of him that he sent to CNN.

01:19:45.060 He sent to MSNBC.

01:19:46.300 He sent to Fox News like he had his press kit ready thinking like that this manifesto would be published.

01:19:52.460 But he like he did get it was really kind of emo, he said, because rich kids were snobby, which wasn't quite a reason.

01:20:01.140 But he did it with two handguns and, you know, Virginia photo.

01:20:05.980 His photo is pretty dope, though.

01:20:07.520 Exactly.

01:20:08.020 But that's what I'm saying.

01:20:08.660 He took like 30 photos and that's the one they used.

01:20:11.400 He sent MSNBC in a fucking box.

01:20:14.020 It was physical copies.

01:20:15.060 I mean, he got this shit printed out and like a fucking kind of a boss move.

01:20:19.280 He was an Asian dude, if I remember as well.

01:20:22.200 Yeah.

01:20:23.060 Yeah.

01:20:23.320 But also fun fact is he did break the record.

01:20:28.140 It's Columbine since 1999 was the worst mass shooting.

01:20:31.480 And then when he started catching 20 to 30 bodies, they said, though, the new record, I think.

01:20:36.780 Yeah.

01:20:37.000 So he upped the ante.

01:20:38.320 I'm going to go for Virginia Tech.

01:20:39.560 Like, even though he had emotional reasons, the Aurora Colorado guy like never gave a reason.

01:20:44.620 I watched the three hour testimony that came out like two years ago.

01:20:47.880 No, no reason.

01:20:49.240 So I got a Virginia Tech.

01:20:50.480 Was the Aurora body count and weapons used?

01:20:54.200 In the Virginia Tech, it was only like three pistols.

01:20:56.720 No, Virginia Tech, two pistols.

01:20:58.340 No, I'm saying Aurora.

01:20:59.540 Yeah.

01:20:59.820 Aurora was a rifle and smoke bombs and he had a gas mask.

01:21:03.740 I promise.

01:21:04.140 You know a lot about everything.

01:21:05.880 This is incredible.

01:21:06.600 I have I have I have really good reasoning for this one.

01:21:10.260 So Aurora, this is the thing about me.

01:21:13.700 Like, I am not really I'm not like paranoid.

01:21:16.840 I'm not really afraid of fucking anything, really.

01:21:19.420 But for whatever reason, these mass shootings, because like the media picks them up and they run them so aggressively.

01:21:25.540 I remember the next month after Columbine, because I was in high school at the time.

01:21:29.380 The next month I was like genuinely nervous about, you know, some kid fucking trying to duplicate it because they just kept telling us over and over again.

01:21:36.220 And they're like, there's going to be copycats.

01:21:37.620 There's going to be copycats.

01:21:38.320 So I got all freaked out.

01:21:39.280 Same thing with fucking Aurora.

01:21:40.720 I went to go see Batman like a week later.

01:21:42.860 And I'm just like, I'm like checking the fucking I'm checking the exit door, like seeing where it's at.

01:21:47.440 I'm like, man, if someone fucking comes in here with a smoke grenade, I'm going to like, do I do I fucking take him out or do I just sprint?

01:21:53.020 Do I like throw the fucking oldest person in front of me, like towards towards the AR?

01:21:58.300 I'm thinking about all this.

01:21:59.320 But but the let me give the answer.

01:22:01.880 Yeah.

01:22:02.380 Vatek Vatek takes it for me because I was so happy that for once it wasn't a white guy.

01:22:08.400 I was like, yes, hooray.

01:22:10.920 It's not always one of my people.

01:22:12.820 So that's why I go by.

01:22:14.300 We're going with all non white shooters.

01:22:16.080 And he shot up.

01:22:17.100 He shot up the right place, too.

01:22:18.620 But I'm going to go with Aurora the professors first, which he fucked up.

01:22:25.260 But I'm going to go with Aurora because something about it was sexy.

01:22:28.600 Like the thing that Clint is saying, like, you know, when you see a scary movie and you're like, you're like, cuddle up with your girl.

01:22:33.540 Let's watch the scary.

01:22:34.600 That kind of did freak me out.

01:22:36.060 The same kind of thing.

01:22:36.820 And the same thing went through my head.

01:22:38.200 I'm like, I'm going to see this movie.

01:22:40.400 Yeah, that movie is crazy.

01:22:41.680 I said, I'm going to still see this movie.

01:22:43.020 But if somebody starts shooting, what do I do?

01:22:45.120 Do I jump over this way?

01:22:46.040 Do I?

01:22:46.600 Yeah.

01:22:46.740 And you know what?

01:22:47.540 Like that kind of like drama, I feel like was necessary.

01:22:50.300 And I like that it created fear.

01:22:52.620 Now these guys shoot.

01:22:54.040 I mean, they could be way worse mass shootings.

01:22:56.420 I don't even know half of them.

01:22:57.940 I don't even pay attention anymore.

01:22:59.680 That guy did it for me.

01:23:00.720 That one stuck with me for some reason.

01:23:01.540 He really got my dick hard.

01:23:02.980 So Aurora.

01:23:03.920 Yeah.

01:23:04.400 Well, so I also saw The Dark Knight after the Aurora shooting happened.

01:23:09.240 And I was in the theater with like a few of my friends.

01:23:11.900 It was a pretty packed theater.

01:23:12.920 And right near the beginning of the movie, like a few minutes into the movie, the movie

01:23:16.580 like totally dissolved on screen.

01:23:19.360 And we're like, what the fuck is going on here?

01:23:21.600 So we thought that like some shit was about to go down because the Aurora thing had just

01:23:25.100 happened.

01:23:25.460 We started getting all freaked out.

01:23:27.360 People started like heading, like running for the exits.

01:23:29.660 It started becoming chaos.

01:23:30.920 And then it became more chaotic even because then what we found out was the projector caught

01:23:35.800 on fire.

01:23:37.760 Yeah.

01:23:38.240 It was crazy, man.

01:23:39.240 During The Dark Knight.

01:23:40.660 I have three movie passes.

01:23:42.080 Brandon, do you know of any places that could like help Toad tell better stories?

01:23:46.980 Because his stories, this would be a good story if he eliminated some parts and then like

01:23:51.860 fast forward and then lied about some parts.

01:23:54.140 He's getting better.

01:23:55.520 This is the thing.

01:23:56.600 I'm sorry.

01:23:57.500 The reason I'm on my phone is I'm researching this.

01:23:59.880 His name is Brooks Brown.

01:24:01.520 He was supposed to be a part of the Columbine shooting and then he just wasn't.

01:24:05.620 And then they were going to kill him.

01:24:06.840 But they said, we like you.

01:24:08.040 And he does podcasts.

01:24:09.340 So I'm trying to tag him in Tower Power Gang.

01:24:12.380 Holy shit.

01:24:13.620 All right.

01:24:13.980 All right.

01:24:14.560 And we already knocked his.

01:24:15.920 What's your what's your picture?

01:24:17.260 His shooting out.

01:24:18.660 I'm going Virginia Tech because it's more based to shoot up an institution of academia.

01:24:27.140 So I think I have to go with that.

01:24:28.760 Well, it happened when I was in college.

01:24:31.440 I remember like everybody was freaking out.

01:24:33.200 Like, I remember exactly what had happened.

01:24:34.680 We were just all on campus.

01:24:36.020 Like, is it going to happen here?

01:24:37.180 Like, I'm going to make this.

01:24:38.580 I'm going to make this explicit one more time for the FBI.

01:24:40.840 That's undoubtedly watching.

01:24:41.940 This is all a joke.

01:24:43.760 We're not instructing our audience to go do anything crazy.

01:24:46.440 Unless you want to have CIA MK Ultra.

01:24:50.540 Put me in stand up comedy.

01:24:51.940 Help me kill my competition.

01:24:53.520 And it'll just be like those rappers.

01:24:55.260 With jokes.

01:24:56.140 With jokes.

01:24:56.840 We kill them with jokes.

01:24:57.760 Killing in comedy.

01:24:58.640 You know, we use words like bombing, killing, murdering, comedy.

01:25:02.300 Right.

01:25:02.400 So sign me.

01:25:03.840 And then I'll be.

01:25:04.200 So random wants to bomb the theater.

01:25:06.560 He wants to kill on stage.

01:25:08.420 Yes.

01:25:09.000 You know, come on.

01:25:09.560 Sign me.

01:25:10.180 And I'll be like the number one comic.

01:25:11.740 And we can kill the competition.

01:25:13.080 And then I'll have that like edgy, like a fucking gangster rapper.

01:25:16.600 And I'll be untouchable.

01:25:17.600 Cause I'm working with the feds.

01:25:19.000 Sign me.

01:25:19.580 I'm K ultra mark, random.com.

01:25:22.720 I'm down.

01:25:23.980 I love that.

01:25:24.700 He constantly pitches himself.

01:25:25.780 All right.

01:25:26.220 DC sniper versus clock.

01:25:27.760 Wait, what just won that one?

01:25:29.720 It was three to one.

01:25:30.920 Yeah.

01:25:31.180 Was it?

01:25:31.600 Okay.

01:25:32.440 So what, what, what, yeah.

01:25:34.180 What if Aurora was, uh, was just a promo for the dark night movie?

01:25:38.920 Well, the thing that I hated about that is a few years later, there was an Amy

01:25:44.620 Schumer movie that came out and it got really bad ratings.

01:25:48.280 And then there was some shooting outside the theater, not in the shooter.

01:25:51.620 And one person died and Amy shooter, Amy Schumer said, aiming shooting, but yeah,

01:26:00.020 I'm thinking about, you want to talk about bombing.

01:26:01.780 You can talk about Amy shooter movies.

01:26:03.220 No, but what I'm saying is, yeah, no, but she said she blamed it on the fact that

01:26:09.360 there was a shooting and it got bad press.

01:26:11.480 That's why the movie sucked.

01:26:12.800 I remember that.

01:26:13.280 The dark night got 13 people killed in the theater and that's still made a

01:26:17.040 billion dollars.

01:26:18.060 And by the way, one of the best movies ever made in my humble opinion.

01:26:20.460 All right.

01:26:20.700 Yeah.

01:26:21.260 Sniper versus clock tower.

01:26:22.300 This is a, this is a fascinating one.

01:26:24.160 I like to take the lead on this one.

01:26:25.440 It's easy on me.

01:26:26.580 I don't know what snipers.

01:26:27.960 So I don't know what the clock tower was, but the DC sniper one really, it

01:26:32.080 really like intrigued me.

01:26:33.360 We spoke about this on previous shows where like the guy was with his nephew or

01:26:36.840 something.

01:26:37.120 They were shooting people laying down in their chart.

01:26:39.460 The one guy was retarded.

01:26:41.080 Yeah.

01:26:41.400 I just love that story.

01:26:42.760 So DC sniper, I don't even care what the clock tower is.

01:26:44.740 I feel like the sniper is what Toad ought to do if he's going to kill himself.

01:26:49.140 Like you should go that route.

01:26:50.300 The DC sniper.

01:26:51.480 I actually questioned whether it should even be in this bracket because I don't

01:26:55.100 think it can be considered a mass shooting because it was a serial killing over a

01:26:59.900 period of time.

01:27:00.520 It wasn't one event.

01:27:01.380 Serial killing is three over an extended period of time.

01:27:06.580 And again, in one place, eight is the line for mass murder.

01:27:09.560 So you have to kill eight people.

01:27:11.000 So it does blur that line.

01:27:12.780 Was clock clock tower university of Texas?

01:27:15.000 Okay.

01:27:15.120 So here's the clock tower shooting.

01:27:17.360 The clock tower shooting is to me, one of my favorite ones.

01:27:21.380 It was Charles Whitman.

01:27:22.740 And what had happened was he was just a normal guy in everything in life.

01:27:27.820 And then he just complained about his head hurting and things were messed up.

01:27:31.640 And then he went to the top of a clock tower and started sniping.

01:27:35.220 He killed 16 people.

01:27:36.540 And then they found a tumor on his head that they said that was the sole reason it pressed

01:27:42.240 on the aggression and the mental, emotional pain part of his brain.

01:27:46.800 So the fact that it was like, there's no way this guy could have not done it.

01:27:50.500 The fact that it was so like predetermined by God for him to do that.

01:27:54.600 I go clock tower all the way.

01:27:55.980 It's just to me, like that's such an uncomfortable feeling that you could just grow a tumor that

01:28:01.000 makes you kill people.

01:28:02.420 That is wild.

01:28:02.940 And it was another college shooting.

01:28:04.480 So more.

01:28:05.000 It changed my mind.

01:28:05.620 Clock tower.

01:28:05.800 High level, high level academia.

01:28:07.960 I'm going with clock tower, obviously, because I don't even think the sniper actually even

01:28:11.840 counts.

01:28:12.440 I don't know how it made this bracket.

01:28:13.720 Then they were black.

01:28:16.740 Well, for me, the sniper, the DC snipers were black guys.

01:28:21.900 For me, I think that I'm leading clock tower just simply because I'm pretty sure Top

01:28:26.000 Lobster may be suffering from a similar tumor, which is going to be interesting to see how

01:28:29.960 that plays out.

01:28:30.420 But not so good.

01:28:34.040 Well, yeah, the other reason the clock tower is crazy and should advance here is because

01:28:38.360 it was kind of like the OG shooting.

01:28:41.280 It was very much the OG.

01:28:42.780 Yeah.

01:28:42.920 Nobody even remembers it.

01:28:44.980 Yeah.

01:28:45.520 Well, and it was during that period where there was a lot of civil stripes.

01:28:49.600 So I thought it was really an interesting story because I'm sure a lot of people at the

01:28:54.380 time, imagine had that happened today, it would be like, oh my God, this fucking racist

01:28:58.500 lunatic, but in reality, it's just some dude with a tumor who lost his fucking mind.

01:29:02.040 And we are a tower gang, so.

01:29:05.080 God, the DC sniper was such an interesting one.

01:29:07.040 I'm going to pick it just because no one else is because I think it's one of the more

01:29:10.200 fascinating things I remember.

01:29:12.340 I don't remember what year or years it was, but those dudes got away with it for a long

01:29:17.260 time.

01:29:17.580 92, maybe?

01:29:18.380 No, it was way more.

01:29:19.140 No, DC Steppy was 2003.

01:29:21.200 Yeah, 2002, 2003.

01:29:22.940 Maybe 2002.

01:29:24.080 All right, yeah.

01:29:24.440 I love how he leans back, like, very confident, like, you fucking idiot.

01:29:27.760 If there was ever a task where you could win a million dollars about mass murder, like,

01:29:33.280 I'm telling you, if this was a Jeopardy category, you would fucking mop.

01:29:36.380 I know.

01:29:38.060 Mass murder for 500.

01:29:40.340 Dude, I'm not necessarily joking that we should have random on for the entire bracket because

01:29:44.960 he has so much knowledge about that.

01:29:45.720 No, not the entire, I just want to, I'll just want to pop in for 20 minutes to do the

01:29:49.120 other time.

01:29:49.440 Don't, I would be okay with him coming on, but I don't think he should, his vote should

01:29:53.780 count.

01:29:54.740 Okay.

01:29:55.280 Maybe three-fifth of his vote should count.

01:29:57.540 Okay.

01:29:57.740 Like a black hook today.

01:29:58.600 All right.

01:29:59.400 All right.

01:29:59.960 All right.

01:30:00.240 Because it's only fair, right?

01:30:01.440 Clock tower takes it.

01:30:02.600 Clock tower takes it, yeah.

01:30:04.040 Next one, Sandy Hook versus Club Q.

01:30:06.160 Club Q is like, I don't even know how many people died, and Sandy Hook is-

01:30:09.740 What was Club Q?

01:30:10.880 That was the recent one, the gay one in Colorado.

01:30:13.780 It was like a really recent.

01:30:15.340 Oh, I didn't, wow, I must, I don't have my mass murder updates.

01:30:18.860 I thought we were talking about the Poles Club, the one where the dude shot 50 people.

01:30:22.820 We have that one in there, too.

01:30:23.960 Yeah.

01:30:24.200 On the other side of the bracket.

01:30:25.580 Little Dickie, pull up Aaron Brink.

01:30:28.740 Colorado Springs.

01:30:30.440 Yeah, well, Aaron Brink is his father at Colorado Springs.

01:30:33.520 I can tell you that it was an AR, and there were, I think, five deaths, and it was an LGBT

01:30:39.300 club that was like advertising like drag queen brunch hour for kids and whatever.

01:30:46.600 It was the Pulse Club shooting.

01:30:47.980 You know what I mean?

01:30:48.820 It's like the mini Pulse, basically.

01:30:52.120 But it happened after the Pulse.

01:30:53.540 You said it happened recently.

01:30:54.920 Yeah, 2022 or 2021.

01:30:58.780 Yeah, it was recent.

01:30:59.660 We just covered it.

01:31:00.800 Oh, shit.

01:31:01.860 We covered it.

01:31:03.060 What the fuck have I been doing with my life where I'm not up on my mass murder knowledge?

01:31:06.680 Yes, the reason why this thing is in the bracket is because this guy's father is a former like

01:31:13.380 heroin addict MMA fighter who paid people to kick him in the balls and hates gay people,

01:31:20.440 I guess.

01:31:21.200 But wait, was it women that kicked him in the balls or men?

01:31:24.360 Because it'd be funnier if it was men.

01:31:25.860 I think it was both.

01:31:26.840 It was all kinds of people.

01:31:27.900 Yeah.

01:31:28.140 Yeah.

01:31:29.040 It was lawyers.

01:31:29.920 Because he was a weird, fucked up guy like me.

01:31:34.480 But so like you're going on the lore of the shooter and not necessarily the massacre.

01:31:39.180 I guess that's what we're debating.

01:31:40.960 Is it the art or is it the artist in this whole thing?

01:31:45.800 Look, art is in the eye of the beholder.

01:31:47.720 Exactly.

01:31:48.180 But is it the shooter that we're dissecting or is it the shooting and effect?

01:31:52.560 I think it's all part of the chemistry of the beauty of the moment.

01:31:56.560 Yeah.

01:31:56.960 Yeah.

01:31:57.700 Little Dickie, I sent you the clip in a Tower Gang chat.

01:32:02.180 If you could just pull that up for Mark Random because I feel like this would change your mind.

01:32:05.540 What's the other?

01:32:06.100 His dad is an animal.

01:32:07.640 This is up against Sandy Hook.

01:32:09.520 Sandy Hook.

01:32:10.180 Which never happened.

01:32:12.440 That's kind of why.

01:32:14.080 So it can't advance.

01:32:16.720 Yeah.

01:32:16.940 You got to put an asterisk next to Sandy Hook.

01:32:21.480 Wait, this is a 20 minute interview.

01:32:23.020 Holy shit.

01:32:23.080 20 minutes.

01:32:23.800 Holy shit.

01:32:24.380 No, no.

01:32:24.620 We need just the highlights.

01:32:26.560 Do you have a mental illness with him or when's the last time you saw him?

01:32:29.500 Look at this fucking crackhead.

01:32:31.320 My son, I hadn't seen him for years.

01:32:33.480 I thought he had two minutes.

01:32:34.460 Oh, I remember this guy.

01:32:35.680 Holy shit.

01:32:36.380 Yeah.

01:32:37.760 I'll give you a history.

01:32:38.860 I was a...

01:32:40.560 We got to find the clip of my death.

01:32:44.660 That's right.

01:32:45.620 My name was Nick Smart.

01:32:46.660 And we remember this guy also said that he watched porn for like 12 hours straight at one

01:32:50.900 point or something.

01:32:51.360 This guy is so spectacular.

01:32:53.840 But it's his father.

01:32:55.300 He's not the one who did the shooting.

01:32:57.240 No, correct.

01:32:57.700 This is the father.

01:32:58.240 Correct.

01:32:58.740 But, you know, we have to include it just because it's funny.

01:33:00.920 Oh, that's why.

01:33:01.380 But the best part of this clip is like he didn't know about it.

01:33:03.620 And they're like, yeah, your son shot up an LGBT club.

01:33:06.700 And he's like, oh, at least he ain't gay.

01:33:08.540 Yeah.

01:33:08.820 He literally starts it off by going, oh, I haven't seen him in a couple of years.

01:33:12.600 I thought he had killed himself, to be honest.

01:33:14.080 And then he goes, and then like the very first thing he has to include is the fact that he

01:33:19.300 used to be a porn star.

01:33:20.520 Like, why the fuck does he go there right away?

01:33:23.160 I know, but this is what I'm saying.

01:33:24.460 We got to, we're supposed to be focused on the shooter or the shooting, not the death.

01:33:28.140 I get why it's fun.

01:33:29.440 Oh, this guy's incredible.

01:33:31.560 This guy, this guy absorbed half of the methamphetamine in all of Colorado.

01:33:36.120 Did he talk with you?

01:33:36.780 Why did they call you?

01:33:37.620 He didn't actually, he didn't say he wants to talk to me.

01:33:40.640 They said that it happened.

01:33:41.740 He knew what happened.

01:33:42.680 They started telling me about the incident.

01:33:44.260 Oh, and by the way.

01:33:45.000 There was a shooting involving, you know, multiple people.

01:33:47.900 And then I gone, they were on one plane that's a gay barn.

01:33:50.960 Yeah, I remember this.

01:33:52.740 Look at his eyes.

01:33:53.720 He has a scarlet.

01:33:54.700 Oh, my God, he says he's a gay.

01:33:56.440 And he's not gay, so it's a gay.

01:33:57.720 Thank God, he only killed like 20 people and he's not gay.

01:34:03.920 I think that is the most remarkable interview in years.

01:34:08.580 I mean, just to have that be your reaction.

01:34:10.780 Your son has just created or committed mass homicide and you're like, but he's not gay.

01:34:15.700 So he killed five people.

01:34:18.020 I looked it up.

01:34:19.220 All right.

01:34:19.560 Those are rookie numbers.

01:34:20.540 I have to assume Sandy Hook wins by a mile.

01:34:24.220 I mean, maybe we put Sandy Hook with an asterisk next to it, but here's, no, I'm serious.

01:34:29.740 Sandy Hook question mark.

01:34:32.000 Not an asterisk, but here's why I say Sandy Hook, because one of the things I'm promoting

01:34:36.920 is I have a coming of age drama comedy movie that I filmed on my phone.

01:34:42.780 It's two hours long.

01:34:43.960 You can listen to it as like a podcast where it's just me talking about a fictional character

01:34:48.360 losing his wife, being single, coming to terms with his mental illness where he's at

01:34:53.340 in life and there's some comedy like stage shows.

01:34:56.160 It's me on tour in December and I did stand up comedy in front of Sandy Hook on the 10th

01:35:01.380 anniversary of the Sandy Hook massacre.

01:35:03.780 It looks crazy different now.

01:35:06.140 And like, it looks like a military base now, but it's been torn down and rebuilt.

01:35:10.260 If you go to Mark random YouTube or mark random.com, you can watch that movie.

01:35:14.620 And in that movie is me doing stand up comedy in front of Sandy Hook elementary.

01:35:18.760 Crazy.

01:35:19.200 Crazy thing is it was, it was a little Dickie.

01:35:21.660 We haven't voted yet.

01:35:22.500 Oh, I said Sandy Hook.

01:35:25.740 Yeah.

01:35:26.100 Leave it up.

01:35:26.460 I say Sandy Hook as well.

01:35:28.860 But Mark, you got to give us the lowdown on it though, a little bit.

01:35:31.700 The problem is it's the shooting that has the low, the most non lowdown.

01:35:38.760 Like it literally, they just said autistic kid with a rifle and they showed one picture

01:35:43.440 of him.

01:35:44.140 There's no Adam.

01:35:45.160 But what I'm saying is it's like it literally like if any of these on the list were a CIA

01:35:50.540 job, it would be that one because it's like, little Dickie, can you rewrite it and delete

01:35:54.520 it three more times?

01:35:55.200 Keep going random.

01:35:56.080 Yeah.

01:35:56.500 Yeah.

01:35:56.580 Yeah.

01:35:56.640 Sandy Hook won.

01:35:57.440 We all voted for it.

01:35:58.520 But I'm asking if you can tell me no, but I'm asking for an asterisk because I truly feel

01:36:03.840 like out of all of these, I really feel like that would be the CIA job.

01:36:07.660 Dude, you know, all those, you know, all those bitches that, that are in, uh, in, in DMs

01:36:12.640 with Toad.

01:36:13.820 Oh God, your audio.

01:36:15.240 Yeah, no, I'm just, I'm just chilling on my phone.

01:36:17.000 I was just like, I thought it would be over by now.

01:36:19.800 All the bitches that are in the DMs with Toad on the low actually look exactly like, uh,

01:36:26.120 Lanza or whatever that kid's name is.

01:36:27.720 That's my, that's my honest opinion.

01:36:29.700 Well, I'm turned on.

01:36:31.380 So.

01:36:31.580 Uh, yeah, Sandy Hook.

01:36:35.880 Yeah.

01:36:36.000 I don't know.

01:36:36.280 I don't know what the supposed body count is.

01:36:38.540 I remember it was in the twenties and it, I mean, the sick thing is they were like seven

01:36:42.960 year olds.

01:36:43.360 So it's like he took it to the next or the CIA, but that's the thing is like, I just,

01:36:47.880 I don't see a fucking autistic 20 year old just killing elementary school without any

01:36:53.640 kind of note, without any kind of press kit, without more than one picture.

01:36:57.840 Do you know what kind of a bitch you have to be to do that?

01:37:00.120 It's not even a bitch.

01:37:01.380 It's just like post something on Facebook or, but yeah, like that's it.

01:37:05.500 I feel like I'm saying whether he's got a fucking like, uh, whatever it's called.

01:37:08.740 What's it called when you write your shit up as to why you're doing stuff?

01:37:11.120 Was it called?

01:37:11.440 Yeah, you're right.

01:37:12.260 Shoot.

01:37:13.400 Yeah.

01:37:14.580 You could have put, but that's why I feel like it, it really has to be a CIA job.

01:37:19.340 No, I, I grant you that, but I'm just saying like, imagine for a second, he's just some

01:37:23.060 autist and his manifesto is like, I had a really rough time in elementary school and you're

01:37:27.800 like, what the fuck?

01:37:28.900 It does sicken me that the kids were involved, but it's like if there was one, but what I'm

01:37:34.540 saying is if there was one shooting on this list where they could push gun control, federal

01:37:39.440 government gun control, it would be that one.

01:37:42.040 So, and guess what?

01:37:43.020 Of all the shootings, that's the one that got the biggest push by a mile, by a mile.

01:37:47.600 Right.

01:37:48.080 I think, uh, the reason for advancing is like the intrigue, uh, you know, the Alex Jones shit,

01:37:54.000 all that, you know, there's more to talk about here for sure, but also, uh, and also kind

01:37:58.760 of, uh, I would say that like the shooter, uh, is what makes it and not the shooter's father,

01:38:02.780 but also the fact that we're advancing it and we're talking about it means that we're not

01:38:06.960 talking about a mass shooting because it didn't happen.

01:38:08.960 So, well, look, I'll say this.

01:38:11.060 I believe kids really died and that's actually in the standup thing.

01:38:14.920 I said, I just, yeah, so do I.

01:38:16.700 I mean, I believe, I believe it happened, unfortunately.

01:38:18.600 And I will also say that Alex Jones did nothing wrong by questioning it.

01:38:22.940 And that the parents of the deceased children ought to give him his fucking money back.

01:38:27.480 The American government bombs kids in Yemen and bombs kids, bombs entire elementary schools

01:38:33.320 overseas.

01:38:33.860 So you don't think they would wipe out like 20 American kids.

01:38:37.040 They would, but, but, but a billion dollar fine for Alex.

01:38:41.160 I know because he, you know, Kevin Brady, uh, you're wrong.

01:38:46.020 That is the Highland park that is on here.

01:38:49.240 That's random Chicago gang member.

01:38:51.180 That's the only reason it's on here.

01:38:52.700 Guys, we filled out half this bracket.

01:38:54.940 Um, I don't know if you guys want to cut it off here.

01:38:57.100 Cause we still do have that, uh, the Dilbert clip to play.

01:39:00.720 If you want to get it.

01:39:01.680 Oh no, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta play that.

01:39:04.020 Could I just talk about the other ones for like three minutes or just two minutes?

01:39:07.600 No, you're going to come on.

01:39:08.580 Well, you can come on next week.

01:39:09.640 Come on next week.

01:39:10.480 Yeah.

01:39:10.620 And random.

01:39:11.100 But when you come on though, I need you to be completely impartial to them.

01:39:14.400 You need to just tell us about it.

01:39:16.300 Yeah.

01:39:16.500 But don't, don't give us.

01:39:17.580 So this is what'll happen next week.

01:39:18.900 You'll come on and you'll be our expert, uh, in the subject matter and get, tell us everything

01:39:23.860 about it, but, uh, you honestly know more about mass shootings than I do.

01:39:27.400 Yeah, but you're, I guess the only point that I had is it seemed like there was mass shootings,

01:39:35.940 but then somewhere in the 2010s, then it became about ethnicity and race.

01:39:40.940 And it just culturally, it just seems like it's a little coincidental.

01:39:44.920 That's because those shootings on the right are more so about gay people being shot and

01:39:50.000 black people by white supremacists.

01:39:51.880 And then the Christchurch shooting, Jewish people.

01:39:55.220 That's what I'm saying is that's, what's a little suspicious to me.

01:39:58.040 I agree.

01:39:58.580 All the other school shootings were just random strangers.

01:40:02.600 Exactly.

01:40:03.020 And the ones there, it's like, because of their ethnicity, I got a swirly and now I want

01:40:07.040 to kill everybody.

01:40:07.800 No, but I only want to kill people if they're black or I want to kill them if they're gay

01:40:11.620 or that's why I want to return to just like kids that getting, that are getting bullied,

01:40:16.280 try and kill everybody.

01:40:17.200 Like that's, that's, that's my childhood.

01:40:19.580 That's what I want to go back to.

01:40:20.440 Yeah.

01:40:20.680 I'm just saying it's like they upped the ante.

01:40:22.620 It's like in the nineties, Columbine was shocking, but then mass murders weren't shocking anymore.

01:40:26.860 So then they had to do Sandy Hook with kids and people still kind of, they gave a fuck,

01:40:31.560 but then they did.

01:40:32.160 So now they're like, okay, church of black people, innocent church going black people.

01:40:36.460 And then it's like, oh, all Muslims got murdered.

01:40:39.380 Dude, did you watch the Christchurch video?

01:40:41.820 I tried to, but like, I, like, you know, I, at the end of the day, I do kind of have

01:40:45.720 a heart.

01:40:46.400 So it did kind of fuck.

01:40:47.380 Look, look, man, why can't we return to the period of time where mass shootings weren't

01:40:53.100 racist?

01:40:53.760 I mean, come on.

01:40:55.160 Yeah.

01:40:55.580 We're trying one episode at a time.

01:40:57.940 All right.

01:40:58.100 By the way, did you see the Dilbert cartoon that Uncle Hotep retweeted?

01:41:01.880 I thought it was with me.

01:41:04.760 It was fucking funny.

01:41:06.060 But this is crazy though.

01:41:06.840 Cause I thought that the right side of this bracket was very like heavily loaded with the

01:41:10.740 heavy hitters, but random is kind of changing my mind.

01:41:13.500 Maybe the left side is actually.

01:41:15.140 Well, the left side was just like senseless, crazy mass murder.

01:41:18.340 The right side's more politicized.

01:41:20.180 And I just found that strange with culture.

01:41:22.700 Dude.

01:41:23.140 If you like trying to get your PhD, you should write your fucking whatever.

01:41:26.920 Do you see that?

01:41:33.240 Yeah.

01:41:33.560 Yeah.

01:41:33.720 Oh, the curb stopping.

01:41:34.920 Oh my God, dude.

01:41:36.000 That's.

01:41:36.240 And I said, you see these Dilbert cartoons?

01:41:38.540 It means not welcome.

01:41:42.000 All right.

01:41:42.740 Play the video.

01:41:43.240 Play the video.

01:41:45.560 Audio's off.

01:41:48.040 Put the volume on.

01:41:50.060 Fucking idiot.

01:41:51.320 God damn it.

01:41:52.600 Damn it.

01:41:53.160 Little dicky.

01:41:53.800 Exit out.

01:41:53.980 Exit out.

01:41:54.420 Exit out.

01:41:54.860 You got to go back to the.

01:41:55.700 Go back to the.

01:41:56.920 At the start of the video.

01:41:58.160 Let's get the audio.

01:41:58.960 Did you guys see him on Hotels podcast?

01:42:01.580 No.

01:42:01.880 I did the art for that, but no, I didn't.

01:42:03.540 You're not.

01:42:04.020 In StreamYard.

01:42:05.020 You have to share the audio from the.

01:42:07.200 From the tab.

01:42:07.740 Fucking dumbass.

01:42:09.040 Idiot.

01:42:11.320 Faggot.

01:42:11.960 Keep running.

01:42:13.440 You little bitch.

01:42:13.980 Come on.

01:42:14.960 Ginger.

01:42:15.480 Fucking redheaded faggot.

01:42:17.300 I didn't say anything to you.

01:42:19.140 Why don't you get your life together?

01:42:21.200 No, we're talking about a producer, not you.

01:42:22.700 Shut up.

01:42:23.040 Come on.

01:42:23.380 Come on.

01:42:23.700 Come on.

01:42:23.740 Come on.

01:42:23.760 Retard.

01:42:24.200 Oh, I feel kind of bad.

01:42:28.000 I don't feel bad.

01:42:29.160 Fill up the clip.

01:42:30.500 He's gone.

01:42:30.920 He's fine.

01:42:32.140 If nearly half of all blacks are not okay with white people, according to this poll, not

01:42:38.560 according to me, according to this poll, that's a hate group.

01:42:43.700 That's a hate group.

01:42:44.740 And I don't want to have anything to do with them.

01:42:47.800 And I would say, you know, based on the current way things are going, the best advice I would

01:42:53.540 give to white people is to get the hell away from black people.

01:42:57.640 Just get the fuck away.

01:43:00.420 Wherever you have to go, just get away.

01:43:03.640 Preach.

01:43:04.120 Because there's no fixing this.

01:43:06.980 This can't be fixed.

01:43:09.360 Right?

01:43:09.880 This can't be fixed.

01:43:11.080 You just have to escape.

01:43:12.240 So that's what I did.

01:43:14.000 I went to a neighborhood where, you know, I have a very low black population.

01:43:18.340 Oh, white.

01:43:18.840 Because unfortunately, you know, there's a high correlation between the density.

01:43:22.940 And this is according to Don Lemon, by the way.

01:43:25.500 So here I'm just quoting Don Lemon when he notes that when he lived in a mostly black neighborhood,

01:43:34.580 there were a bunch of problems that he didn't see in white neighborhoods.

01:43:37.820 Mostly black neighborhoods are mostly peaceful.

01:43:39.980 See is a big difference.

01:43:42.240 In your own quality of living.

01:43:44.040 Thank you.

01:43:44.900 Based on where you live.

01:43:46.340 And who is there.

01:43:47.560 So I think it makes no sense whatsoever as a white citizen of America to try to help black citizens anymore.

01:43:56.240 Holy shit.

01:43:56.980 It doesn't make sense.

01:43:57.560 That's pretty big.

01:43:58.100 There's no longer a rational impulse.

01:44:02.080 Okay.

01:44:02.440 You can stop the video.

01:44:03.440 I'm going to.

01:44:04.600 He convinced me.

01:44:05.820 I don't know about you.

01:44:06.600 Dude, I love Scott Adams.

01:44:08.320 No, I want to hear the rest.

01:44:09.540 You guys want to hear it?

01:44:10.160 Yeah, let's do it.

01:44:11.440 I want to see if he's got any other rationale.

01:44:13.420 I'm going to back off from being helpful to black America because it doesn't seem like it pays off.

01:44:19.260 Like I've been doing it all my life and I've been the only outcome is I get called a racist.

01:44:25.900 That's the only outcome.

01:44:27.300 It makes no sense to help black Americans if you're white.

01:44:34.200 It's over.

01:44:36.020 Don't even think it's worth trying.

01:44:38.460 Totally not trying.

01:44:41.520 And there we go.

01:44:44.800 You see a black guy in the background just in a towel?

01:44:47.000 But those who don't want to focus on education, you just need to get away from them.

01:44:55.500 Just get as much distance as you can.

01:44:57.780 See, that's why he loses me.

01:44:59.680 Yeah, I don't agree.

01:45:00.700 I don't agree.

01:45:01.280 And I'm also really sick of seeing video after video of black Americans beating up non-black citizens.

01:45:08.000 You know, I realize it's anecdotal and, you know, it doesn't give me a full picture of what's happening.

01:45:16.240 You're starting to lose me now.

01:45:16.800 But every damn day I look on social media and there's some black person beating the shit out of some white person.

01:45:24.580 I'm kind of over it.

01:45:26.160 I'm over it.

01:45:27.820 So I quit.

01:45:29.960 I have to say, first off, redheaded libertarian.

01:45:33.020 My name's Mark Random.

01:45:33.940 I'm really entertaining on podcasts.

01:45:35.920 So I'm just throwing that out there.

01:45:38.000 No, but I kind of, my whole thing is culturally, when he says it can't be fixed, I don't believe that.

01:45:43.740 I believe it can be fixed because it was culturally engineered.

01:45:47.900 White people were taught everything's okay.

01:45:50.320 There's no color.

01:45:51.440 And black people were taught crazy amount of animosity.

01:45:54.780 You don't think the rise in black on white violence is based on all the bullshit they're teaching them and culture and media.

01:46:02.800 But I do believe, because black people have always had that mentality.

01:46:05.880 We have to help our own.

01:46:07.180 So I do believe him.

01:46:09.040 But again, my thing is, ideologically, I know what side I have to be on in the race war.

01:46:14.600 But it's like, I've had experiences where black people were really cool to me a lot of my life.

01:46:18.760 So it's like, I don't feel like you can discount that.

01:46:21.640 But you've got to look out for your own.

01:46:23.320 But I love everyone.

01:46:24.340 I wish everyone could get a long idea.

01:46:25.600 The poll said that it was like 30% were like, don't trust them at all.

01:46:30.320 And 20% were like, don't trust them.

01:46:32.740 You know, like something like that.

01:46:33.820 It was like, but it was basically half of black people based off the poll.

01:46:37.060 I'm going to be honest with you.

01:46:37.960 You know, it was like, if it's okay to be white.

01:46:41.660 That's what it was.

01:46:42.260 Is that what it was?

01:46:42.520 I thought it was something else, too.

01:46:44.220 But it's not okay.

01:46:45.240 It's fucking awesome.

01:46:46.340 It's this period.

01:46:48.140 Black people were like, no, of course it's not okay.

01:46:50.600 It's great.

01:46:51.560 Exactly.

01:46:51.820 Yeah, I'm just going to post it's awesome to be white.

01:46:54.760 My honest estimate is it's probably true.

01:46:58.360 It's probably true that half of black people really don't trust white people.

01:47:01.680 Like, really.

01:47:02.280 Like, deeply.

01:47:02.480 No, not even don't trust.

01:47:03.740 Just have animosity and hate.

01:47:05.700 Because you see that your four-year-old black people are looking at books of black people

01:47:10.040 enslaved and with whips on their back.

01:47:12.240 Oh, I know.

01:47:12.660 I know.

01:47:12.960 They're being psyoped into this worldview.

01:47:15.200 So you're going to look at white people like, oh, you did that to my ancestor.

01:47:19.060 You know, fucking Jew history books.

01:47:20.600 But it's like, of course, it's not even distrust.

01:47:25.660 And it's genuine animosity.

01:47:27.900 It's genuinely looking at white people like, you're the enemy and I want to hurt you.

01:47:32.320 I want to cause pain to you.

01:47:33.600 Who wrote the books, Mark?

01:47:35.480 Exactly.

01:47:36.600 Who made the ships?

01:47:38.420 I have to say, I think Tim Pool is great.

01:47:40.280 Who drafted the contract?

01:47:41.340 I have to say, I think Tim Pool is awesome.

01:47:45.080 Though I don't agree with certain things, I understand Tim Pool has to keep it.

01:47:49.000 Read, that's how you say it.

01:47:50.200 Or get Top Lobster, whichever one called Tim Pool a moron.

01:47:53.960 But that's how you say it.

01:47:55.620 A little bit of both.

01:47:57.080 I think Tim Pool's great.

01:47:58.520 But yeah, I get he can't go in certain boundaries that I can.

01:48:02.200 See, here's my deal, though.

01:48:03.580 Like, okay.

01:48:04.240 So say I take it face value that half of people, half of black people hate white people.

01:48:08.080 Calls wieners on screen.

01:48:09.040 That still doesn't change anything for me.

01:48:10.280 Yeah, I can't wait to fuck this dog afterwards.

01:48:12.260 That doesn't change anything for me when it comes to engaging with black people.

01:48:15.580 Because that means half of black people don't feel that way.

01:48:17.840 So why would I treat all black people as if they hate me?

01:48:20.240 I think it's just like-

01:48:20.840 Just out of self-preservation.

01:48:22.560 But my thing is, because I've grown up around a lot of black people, and I've lived in like Jersey City for years.

01:48:27.840 Because to me, there is, and I wish we could discuss this as a society openly.

01:48:32.540 Yes, there are similarities between white people and black people.

01:48:36.000 But culturally, there is something different about a lot of black people.

01:48:40.320 Like, fighting is a sport to them.

01:48:42.900 Like, white people see fighting because white people see a civilization.

01:48:46.880 So if you punch someone, that's violence.

01:48:49.000 That's violence, but in a black community, like, or stereotypical black community, I'm generalizing, they don't see violence as bad.

01:48:56.580 It's almost like a sport to them.

01:48:58.140 So there are cultural differences between us that give miscommunity.

01:49:02.100 I can see my career ending right now.

01:49:03.640 That's why.

01:49:05.000 That's why.

01:49:05.740 I disagree.

01:49:07.700 Why is it every time I watch the UFC, though, it's like a black guy versus a white dude.

01:49:11.660 The black guy obviously looks much bigger, but almost always loses that fight.

01:49:17.400 Because it's fixed?

01:49:18.220 No.

01:49:18.720 Bro, you got to say that about your boy that you just been retweeting your shit, Top?

01:49:25.680 My bad.

01:49:26.180 Don't watch this.

01:49:26.920 Sorry, Terrence.

01:49:28.260 I love Terrence.

01:49:29.460 No, I just reconnected with, he's like a brother to me, but he's a black supremacist.

01:49:35.040 But where we were in a rap group.

01:49:35.980 It's Luis Gomez.

01:49:38.100 Here's why I agree with Scott Adams.

01:49:41.740 I agree with him because I don't think we should be helping anybody.

01:49:44.380 Fuck everybody.

01:49:45.500 You're on your own.

01:49:46.200 Unless you're in the gang.

01:49:47.220 Then if you're in the gang, then cool.

01:49:49.140 If you're in the comment section, fuck you.

01:49:52.740 No, look.

01:49:54.440 What?

01:49:54.940 Are you going to disagree with me, Toad?

01:49:56.040 No, no.

01:49:56.360 Fuck you, Toad.

01:49:56.800 You're out the gang.

01:49:58.680 No, no, no.

01:49:59.300 Real easy, man.

01:50:00.100 I got to look out for me, man.

01:50:01.240 We got shit to do.

01:50:02.120 I ain't calling you when you're on the fucking bridge anymore, Toad.

01:50:04.540 You're out.

01:50:05.040 I'm going to let you jump.

01:50:06.300 I will say one thing that Scott really does nail, though.

01:50:09.380 Because I watched his Hotep Jesus interview because I wanted to understand more of the logic.

01:50:13.720 And his point about how he had been working, because he says he was a liberal, and he's been working hard in charities and shit to try and help the black community for 30 years.

01:50:23.540 Yeah, I did feel him 10 years ago.

01:50:24.560 But check this out.

01:50:25.620 So his point about how all I've ever gotten for trying to help is called a racist.

01:50:32.600 At some point, the white liberals have to, other than the fact that most of them aren't sincere and they're just doing out of paternalistic hatred, those that are sincere, at some point, you've got to be like, look, I'm sick of being called a racist, even though I'm trying to help these people.

01:50:46.380 This is fucked up.

01:50:47.360 So I kind of sympathize with them on that one.

01:50:49.200 I think they like being called racist because here's the sick thing I noticed about white liberals.

01:50:54.200 A lot of liberals is when they say white privilege, I think they feel inferior to black people, so they don't know how to get their ego complex.

01:51:04.540 So they say, well, we have white privilege.

01:51:06.500 That's why we're better.

01:51:07.500 So even though you're taller than me and have more muscles and girls like you more, I still have a privilege.

01:51:12.700 That's how warped liberals are in their mind.

01:51:14.900 I love you.

01:51:17.760 I've seen you on things, and you're a better version of Chrissy Mayer, and Chrissy Mayer is my friend.

01:51:22.400 Hi.

01:51:23.300 Hi, Joseph.

01:51:24.200 I would love to have a follower.

01:51:26.840 Just when you tweet and like my tweets, thank you so much.

01:51:30.460 I don't think we should be letting all these redheads talk to each other.

01:51:33.680 No, I just –

01:51:34.340 I love it when random goes from race realism right into networking.

01:51:40.120 Mark Random, markrandom.com.

01:51:42.260 Scott Adams is right.

01:51:44.600 No matter what you do, people are just going to call you racist anyway.

01:51:47.620 You might as well just be a racist.

01:51:48.420 No, but I want to finish the point of there's like –

01:51:50.880 Toad with a banger.

01:51:51.380 Toad with a banger.

01:51:51.880 Toad with a banger.

01:51:52.800 Toad with a banger.

01:51:52.920 Toad with a banger.

01:51:53.200 Toad.

01:51:53.420 Toad with a banger.

01:51:53.720 Toad.

01:51:54.460 Not even left – I mean, it's not even black or white.

01:51:57.420 It's these black people that feel victimized and white people that feel like they're the conquerors.

01:52:03.080 And then there's white people and black people that just kind of see each other as equals.

01:52:07.540 You know what I mean?

01:52:08.500 Like, and that's the real, like, war between –

01:52:10.520 This is the irony.

01:52:11.600 All of us sitting around making racist jokes except for maybe Random and Top, I really feel that way.

01:52:16.760 Like, I don't feel superior to them.

01:52:18.480 So it's fucking weird for me.

01:52:19.800 But I don't feel inferior to them either.

01:52:21.320 That's the issue that white people have.

01:52:24.180 Well, I feel inferior to them on a basketball court.

01:52:25.940 I'm not going to lie.

01:52:26.400 I feel –

01:52:26.920 No, I've seen you in American History X.

01:52:28.600 You dunked on them.

01:52:29.360 I feel superior to them on a personal level, not on a racial level.

01:52:34.320 I just feel like –

01:52:34.980 I know.

01:52:35.160 Bring up the bell curve.

01:52:37.720 I hope the right-headed libertarian left.

01:52:39.900 Yeah, there's a lot of reasons why I'm better than a lot of people.

01:52:42.840 There was a statistic that came out recently that was like one in ten black men will commit murder in their life or something like that.

01:52:50.260 No way.

01:52:50.920 What's that –

01:52:51.600 I swear to God.

01:52:52.280 I swear to God.

01:52:53.280 I saw it come up today.

01:52:54.700 It was –

01:52:55.280 No way.

01:52:56.780 There's no way.

01:52:57.220 It was like from the murder rates.

01:52:58.960 If that's true, then I'm the fuck away from black men.

01:53:01.480 I don't know.

01:53:01.860 I actually –

01:53:02.640 I'm traveling from the 1352 or whatever it is.

01:53:06.640 But it was murder.

01:53:08.500 It was actually murder.

01:53:10.020 I still have to play peace on all this.

01:53:12.440 I do believe in the better nature of the black community and the better nature of the white community to stop the racist bullshit.

01:53:19.400 How about the Jewish community?

01:53:26.240 I've never heard that noise before being made.

01:53:28.960 One time in all of history they've ever taken responsibility for this shit.

01:53:34.280 If you can name one time in history like, hey, you know what?

01:53:36.800 We fucked up.

01:53:37.660 Even Europeans.

01:53:38.840 Oh, we fucked up.

01:53:39.820 Even the black people.

01:53:40.340 Right now, they're talking – they're apologizing for the COVID vaccines.

01:53:44.920 When are black people going to take responsibility for not being able to get off the slave ships faster?

01:53:49.940 Because they weren't – that's the lie.

01:53:51.960 They weren't taken by force in slaves.

01:53:54.380 They were coaxed into it.

01:53:56.140 Oh, it was voluntary.

01:53:57.420 Yeah, it was voluntary.

01:53:58.160 You're saying slavery was a choice.

01:53:59.200 No, not –

01:53:59.600 Okay, Kanye.

01:54:00.840 Yes.

01:54:01.740 It was like Eliza Blue voluntary.

01:54:05.880 You trafficked yourself to America.

01:54:08.080 Stop.

01:54:08.240 No, but what they did was they had salesmen.

01:54:10.760 And who's ever seen a British salesman, right?

01:54:12.960 But they said in this new land, you will have riches, you will have gold, you will have mansions.

01:54:18.500 So they got on the slave ship.

01:54:19.960 And all they got was fat white chicks.

01:54:23.640 No, they were right.

01:54:24.740 They just had to wait 200 years and get a rap contract.

01:54:27.040 He's coming to America.

01:54:28.880 Or that – was it San Francisco's giving out $5 million to each black person in San Francisco?

01:54:35.320 Yeah.

01:54:35.620 I mean, that's not going to happen, but yeah.

01:54:37.080 At the end of the day, I believe it really is the media and culture.

01:54:41.340 That's the thing that's ruining race relations.

01:54:43.720 And who controls that, Mark?

01:54:44.980 I know.

01:54:45.560 I know.

01:54:46.100 But I believe it's better nature.

01:54:47.940 So I support black supremacy for black people and white supremacy for white people.

01:54:55.680 And we get to Africans and Europeans.

01:54:57.760 We get together.

01:54:58.940 You keep your Islam.

01:55:00.120 We keep our Christianity.

01:55:01.420 And we execute the Jews together.

01:55:03.300 Mark, I'm going to clip –

01:55:05.260 No Jewish supremacy.

01:55:07.240 I'm going to clip this video and put over –

01:55:11.340 And all this stuff is going to be great.

01:55:13.160 Listen, man.

01:55:14.300 Toplobs.com.

01:55:15.100 Listen, guys.

01:55:15.520 We're at two hours.

01:55:16.780 I got to go to bed.

01:55:17.700 I am exhausted.

01:55:18.740 But you catch me at Toplobs.com.

01:55:20.700 Podcastmerch.com.

01:55:21.780 Mr. Random, where can they find you?

01:55:24.260 Markrandom.com.

01:55:25.300 You can YouTube Mark Random.

01:55:27.040 I just did a real-ass podcast episode.

01:55:29.540 I have Instagram, Mark Random X.

01:55:32.300 I'm making the world a better place.

01:55:33.760 I'm doing kind dates for strangers, buying people bowling games,

01:55:37.080 and buying people groceries and things like that.

01:55:38.940 And just, yeah, I have a rap album coming out in fall.

01:55:42.040 I have a comedy album coming out.

01:55:43.680 And I think I'm doing a 30-minute video comedy special in November.

01:55:49.080 So just everywhere.

01:55:50.400 Yeah, there you go.

01:55:51.460 Keep crushing, Mark.

01:55:52.480 We love you.

01:55:53.000 I love you all.

01:55:53.960 Thank you so much for having me on so I could get all this shit out of my system

01:55:57.920 that I couldn't say on guest.

01:55:59.020 You needed it.

01:55:59.840 But all love through to Louis J. Gomez.

01:56:02.020 Shout-out to Louis J. Gomez, real-ass dude of my life.

01:56:05.780 And Dave Smith.

01:56:06.640 Clint Russell, Liberty Lockdown.

01:56:08.520 You can find me everywhere.

01:56:10.340 My YouTube is back.

01:56:12.160 So make sure you go subscribe over there.

01:56:13.980 I will not be able to post anything for a while until at least two of the strikes fall off

01:56:17.940 so I can actually post without jeopardizing my life.

01:56:20.820 And I had a UFOologist on.

01:56:23.800 He ran some UFO hunter show for like fucking 15 years.

01:56:27.600 Yeah, Bill Burns.

01:56:28.340 I remember that guy.

01:56:29.300 Yeah, it was a fantastic conversation.

01:56:31.860 Came out today.

01:56:32.940 It's very, very interesting.

01:56:34.000 It's not on YouTube.

01:56:34.900 You've got to go to Rumble to find it or any audio podcatcher.

01:56:37.660 Just search Liberty Lockdown.

01:56:39.380 Cole.

01:56:40.440 Yeah, what's up?

01:56:42.000 Fat Comic Dave or Tower Game Cole on Twitter.

01:56:45.400 On Monday, I was on with Adam Nutter.

01:56:48.440 Nutter.

01:56:49.180 I was on with Adam Nutter and Monica Perez.

01:56:52.840 It was.

01:56:53.320 Yeah, actually it was.

01:56:54.340 It was because Top was on with me and we talked to Monica Perez's Down Syndrome son.

01:56:58.740 And it was great.

01:56:59.580 It was so much fun.

01:57:00.800 Go check that out.

01:57:01.580 It's on Adam Nutter's channel.

01:57:02.620 Did you drop a hard R on him?

01:57:05.900 He's a downer.

01:57:08.940 You've got a downer.

01:57:09.920 You're a downer, nigga.

01:57:16.060 That's great.

01:57:16.800 All right.

01:57:18.000 Toad.

01:57:18.680 God.

01:57:19.480 Tower Gang Toad.

01:57:22.180 You're not a downer.

01:57:23.060 You're a downer, nigga.

01:57:24.000 Subscribe to the Tower Gang Patreon.

01:57:27.620 You can find Wendigo like four times in a row.

01:57:31.420 Like so perfect.

01:57:32.360 It was just the funniest shit I've ever seen.

01:57:33.700 Dude, he's the best, dude.

01:57:35.840 Really go watch it just for that.

01:57:37.480 Don't watch it for Adam.

01:57:38.440 Adam's not funny.

01:57:39.780 But.

01:57:42.640 Love you, Adam.

01:57:45.260 Patreon.com slash Tower Gang Pod.

01:57:47.620 Follow Tower Gang Pod.

01:57:49.040 We're on YouTube still.

01:57:50.980 Again, really.

01:57:52.180 Odyssey.

01:57:52.780 Rumble.

01:57:53.800 Let's fucking go.

01:57:54.840 Yeah.

01:57:55.080 I got one important note to make.

01:57:56.860 This episode is extraordinarily hot.

01:57:58.940 Like dangerously hot.

01:58:00.180 So I'm going to lobby the gang to try and pull it off of YouTube overnight because I don't

01:58:04.700 want to lose our channel.

01:58:05.700 Please, if you're watching this right now, it'll be on Rumble.

01:58:08.200 It'll be everywhere else.

01:58:09.060 Rumble.

01:58:09.080 Just for the love of fucking God, go subscribe elsewhere.

01:58:11.960 We will not.

01:58:12.740 We are not long for this fucking world.

01:58:14.420 You know that.

01:58:15.280 We should leave this up on the channel.

01:58:16.900 And Toad, I think you should give it the most outrageous, the most profane name.

01:58:23.180 I won't give you any shit for it.

01:58:24.760 Execute the Jews is already the name of it.

01:58:26.460 Oh, my God.

01:58:27.500 Oh, my God.

01:58:27.980 Take it off right now.

01:58:30.140 Pull it.

01:58:30.740 Pull it right now, please.

01:58:33.220 Yeah.

01:58:33.680 By the way, I'm on Josh Smith's show.

01:58:35.640 Break the cycle on Friday now.

01:58:37.180 So barring any other schedule, I really enjoyed doing Josh Smith's show.

01:58:41.360 It's going to be awesome.

01:58:42.800 I've got to get on again.

01:58:43.620 And all I know is Scott Adams is right.

01:58:46.220 Stay out of the hood.

01:58:48.280 Peace out.

01:58:48.860 Thank you, guys.

01:58:49.780 See you next Wednesday.

01:58:50.980 I love black people.

01:58:51.740 Don't let any of the jokes fuck with you.

Tower Gang - March 02, 2023

Ep 112 - Cuckqueaning w⧸ Mark RanDoM

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