Tower Gang - Ep 113 - Random Nut w⧸ Adam Nutter & Mark RanDoM

00:00:00.000 what's up retards i'm trying to start a cult here babies so i can only fit a third of my dick 1.00

00:00:09.000 into toad's mussy you you want to kill me or you want to give me a boner i don't know 1.00

00:00:15.560 when i say fuck the jews it means i'm horny 1.00

00:00:18.660 have you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in and then do that 1.00

00:00:24.880 shit where they oh and i uh the three of you had a threesome of some kind i was watching it and 0.98

00:00:32.660 jerking off the coal bank two chicks why todd sat in the corner and got no chance 1.00

00:00:39.600 you fucking asshole 1.00

00:00:42.860 toes on fire you can take any clip from this show 1.00

00:00:47.440 and then it makes it silly for you guys she was a 10 in real life she's like a dead 8 1.00

00:00:54.140 was anybody ever poor enough to go get flat what the fuck are you talking about 0.98

00:01:00.940 lewis you're like a brother to me thank you so much for bringing us on board 0.98

00:01:04.220 what does that mean it doesn't mean anything donald trump come on tower gang

00:01:10.200 that is my tower gang is the most offensive podcast 1.00

00:01:13.700 fat dave fuck you man 1.00

00:01:16.640 that's not what this show is about this shit is retarded 1.00

00:01:25.640 what is up everybody we have another episode of tower gang we are back that was another long 0.99

00:01:41.360 ass intro that's the only uh complaint i've heard about is how fucking long it is thank you 0.97

00:01:45.520 it is a little long yeah i will say that's my first time experiencing though and it makes me like 0.97

00:01:50.480 laughing just because it has background laughing i guess maybe that simple-minded i'm like oh 0.98

00:01:55.120 you're fucking monkey brain over here monkey see monkey do uh as always we got jose we got toad 1.00

00:02:03.680 uh top will be in later i think clint's out for tonight but we have two special guests mark random 1.00

00:02:09.360 who's gonna be on with us probably all month to discuss uh these uh fucking shootings uh these 0.93

00:02:15.200 fucking mass shootings just because he has an artistic knowledge mark random and also another 0.98

00:02:19.840 special guest tonight returning adam nutter yeah gonna be on he's good he's great go follow cult of 0.99

00:02:25.360 us go follow the porcupine how you doing guys good brother bears dude that felt that felt polished i 0.83

00:02:30.800 like that that was nice yeah that was good yeah what me doing yeah i can fucking i can do an intro 0.94

00:02:36.400 it's not clint's not the only fucking one i can just uh i was impressed i was impressed yeah that's 0.96

00:02:42.240 right i've even done it before man i had a good leg day today and then fucking had a uh pre-workout 0.98

00:02:50.320 and fucking so i'm i'm fucking amped dude i'm ready to go yeah i'm ready i've been like a neurotic 0.99

00:02:54.480 mess the past few days so i'm ready to just chill 0.99

00:02:56.560 jose jose dude i i gotta pick a bone with you about like your okc posting has become the grift of the

00:03:06.000 century for you like it's amazing i i legit i'm just like spurging out enjoying this content i

00:03:12.000 mean you could call it a grift but i'm just like holy shit people actually care about the 0.64

00:03:16.560 it took off that's fucking amazing i'm like so proud that that like did what it did 0.84

00:03:21.920 i fucking love it yeah i aspire for that grift what are you talking about 0.96

00:03:26.880 it's like dude you guys are all like i'm fucking crazy oh you're just this weird dude obsessed with 0.99

00:03:31.600 this one angle this thing i'm like fuck you and you were right yeah exactly i mean yeah he's yeah 0.99

00:03:40.160 he was right i mean the entire thing but i still haven't watched one episode yeah you actually you 0.99

00:03:44.640 ruined it i had to take my timothy mcveigh posters down oh yeah he's an asshole but that government may 0.90

00:03:52.160 still be responsible right i mean to be fair it is perfectly acceptable to be obsessed with the 0.99

00:03:58.080 bombing of a federal building so yeah oh look here perpetrator it is there he is it is the the 0.75

00:04:05.280 third most handsome uh tower gang member top lobster god damn it was i the fourth i i think that's where

00:04:11.520 i was at i think you were you were tied with top i think so you guys were one two easily one two

00:04:16.320 this is a crazy list and who's voting bots is it russian bots then in a glamour like i've sent in

00:04:20.720 this shot i think i would have got a little bit higher like if it was like you gotta see a preview

00:04:24.320 because someone bring up that uh picture that uh reed posted of me that's the one that's that's my 1.00

00:04:29.280 oh dude you do look sexy i'll give you that you look stupid all right what's the fuck you 0.99

00:04:33.600 i don't know i i like i like the rugged pictures more which is why i thought reed was the uh the 1.00

00:04:39.600 winner of that poll oh no dude if you look mine was pretty rugged and glamour at the same time 0.58

00:04:43.680 because you got the beard and also wearing a fucking flannel shirt so you know what's interesting 0.95

00:04:48.240 about every time a straight dude's talk about like who we think is a straight like a hot other straight 1.00

00:04:52.240 guy that means that's a guy we would fuck if we had to like that's all that means 0.93

00:04:56.880 no one does jose already uh like lines us up at top does it too i think of who he's gonna 0.99

00:05:01.840 fuck as rape like who's gonna he's gonna rape so i like that now whenever i see reed going like 0.97

00:05:06.960 this is the one i'm thinking like is that why you're working out so much to fight that off 0.99

00:05:10.080 yeah guys remember that photo of me in the plaid shirt that where i'm like i have the cat and like

00:05:16.320 the satchel yeah like yeah that one is probably like the probably my best like the best i've ever 0.70

00:05:21.120 looked i'm like no yours is the one where your balls are showing oh yeah yeah that was that was 0.99

00:05:26.240 the best one yeah well that was because he uh censored his dick and he made it look way bigger 0.99

00:05:30.640 than it actually is the like large blue streak and i forgot to cover the balls i posted my balls on 0.99

00:05:37.280 twitter on accident accident do the ladies just love reed's mustache but i don't get it is it just

00:05:43.840 just dudes voting it's probably dudes voting so i wouldn't be surprised if it is just men voting

00:05:48.080 because i vote but we do have a lot of women viewers so and i think they all do love reed 1.00

00:05:53.920 because if you take out clint's money like what people are gonna be like okay whatever uh and then

00:06:00.240 jose i mean jose jose's losing here but honestly he should be at least two no him and no two not in

00:06:08.640 any order just they're one two though for sure top has that latin flair

00:06:13.840 yeah yeah top is up there no this is a crazy i am so upset by these lists honestly i gotta fight

00:06:20.800 somebody over it i don't know what i gotta do but i gotta fight somebody i just i just want to see

00:06:24.400 how i would do if i were on the list because i know i'm not hot in any way but i know i'm like a fringe

00:06:29.760 thing like that exists but that's what i'm saying it's like i it's a different cat it's not a list of

00:06:36.080 up or down it's like random chicks that are just like that's what i'm saying like crazy 1.00

00:06:41.440 can you guys hear me yeah all right here's my here's my theory on the on that list there uh

00:06:47.200 can you pull it back up again a little dicky just real also i want to say this mark random

00:06:51.280 would definitely get women that are into consensual non-consent 0.95

00:06:54.240 oh yeah i can't i don't know a woman i've been with in like the last eight years that didn't 0.97

00:07:01.680 request that that's not a fucking joke that's just you know i feel like that goth chicks who 1.00

00:07:07.760 love disney are super into you that there's a you know there's a spread here that that i've been 0.90

00:07:12.720 breaking down mathematically all throughout the day in my head here so reed has 40 reed has like a he

00:07:18.720 has a larger slightly larger following than me but like a larger bulge as well that is true yes

00:07:24.720 to the fuck up tote so that makes up for his 40 which makes sense clint has a much larger following

00:07:31.680 but he is kind of old but that's why he's got 25 here now my i say my statistics at 18 are pretty

00:07:39.760 accurate jose's at 15.7 he has outdone himself considering his follower account

00:07:47.680 i think he has fair enough now if you well and his height his height as well that's kind of uh

00:07:53.920 yeah dude god knew i couldn't be average height that's something to overcome the fact that cole 1.00

00:08:00.080 and i are both not even on this list is egregious jose jose would win he would win he would have won

00:08:05.840 this poll if all like factors were equal if all the following was equal just by all height if you took

00:08:12.720 away three inches or five inches from uh fucking reed and gave it to jose we would all it would just 0.97

00:08:19.360 even out there i gotta say reed the mat or up top the math seems to check out so in the last two 0.94

00:08:25.120 months clink you're relatively twice for fucking fat fred durst i don't want to hear him being on this 0.99

00:08:31.200 list this this is what started it and all of us have a bone to pick with this and i don't mind first 1.00

00:08:37.760 i haven't even raised this bitch first off who the fuck is this person is that korean chick who 1.00

00:08:42.400 ran away or something is she a libertarian i i can't i don't think that just because you're 0.99

00:08:47.280 anti north korea means you're automatically north no she's not libertarian uh osama bin

00:08:53.200 lan's niece on there i know she's not really liberate she kind of leans oh she's hot 1.00

00:08:56.880 and crazy we really tried to get her on our show by the way 0.99

00:09:01.760 keep trying don't give up on that dude i would have her on our our first 9 11 show 1.00

00:09:09.120 and uh i mean you can't do that that's like you have to talk about something she would be into 0.91

00:09:15.200 like yeah 9 11 yeah 9 11 doing it again i would uh i would fucking uh destroy that like uh obama 0.99

00:09:22.720 destroys a uh doctors without borders hospital there you go god all right you got there you know 0.98

00:09:28.800 you know the first rule of comedy is slurred through the punchline 0.95

00:09:34.160 well it's not political the show is retarded toad wait they're all asian there's three 0.92

00:09:38.720 i forget that i know that sorry it's the same asian but i forget that there's so many ads in between

00:09:48.160 wait a second though so well first of all if people don't know this is austin peterson's 0.82

00:09:53.280 government that's the dumbest shirt annual uh hot list and we don't even know who any of these 0.56

00:09:58.640 people are this year like last year at least said read on and and some people that actually 0.97

00:10:04.560 who is this i have no idea i am on twitter all day long don't know by the way what's funny let's

00:10:09.920 go back up one of those even oh wait i recognize her a little bit although she's not an activist 0.87

00:10:16.320 per se she certainly has expressed her love for liberty in the past okay get me on this list

00:10:23.120 is one of those pictures is not her one of those pictures of 0.96

00:10:25.200 fucking adam sandler from the wedding scene 0.97

00:10:30.400 absolutely would you know what i have my own website i'm gonna make my own 1.00

00:10:34.720 fucking list fuck this shit fuck you awesome peter no i know it's making my own list oh it gets 1.00

00:10:38.960 way worse it's worse dude it gets worse those first two chicks are definitely like yeah they're 1.00

00:10:43.680 fuckable i love this who's this chick okay i mean 0.99

00:10:49.920 gay now we're getting into it now when you don't when you can't even include his actual profile picture 0.99

00:10:56.160 this is a fucking art like it's not even like cole that's a great point that's like yeah oh it's an 1.00

00:11:01.760 art where i look and then you look at his body he's with a fag he has like he's got like a c-section 0.99

00:11:07.760 scar down there what the hell's going on odd body he has by the way that's soy boy they're like 0.97

00:11:14.400 legitimately soy boy uh even libertarian have to push diversity first asian chick then white then 1.00

00:11:21.760 gay what's next the black chick what the fuck the strangest thing about that picture there is that dude 0.99

00:11:28.240 that's next to him that's even scrawnier i don't think they made him even gayer than that yeah 1.00

00:11:32.640 yeah but yeah he actually he looks like he actually has two twinks that's like two bottoms yeah it's 0.79

00:11:38.160 weird it's like they just smashed their butts together they just both lay down side to side and

00:11:43.920 just wait i i don't even want to know what goes on there but he looks like he actually has more

00:11:48.480 muscle tone than brad does the other one's got an eating disorder i kind of feel bad i don't even 0.93

00:11:53.520 just say his body just why not that guy that guy's fucking hot yeah yeah that guy's better than 0.97

00:11:59.200 most of this list way better than brad dude brad has like a fucking unibrow and like weird and 0.98

00:12:07.600 i bet spike multiple times spike is three inches shorter than me and i am a hundred times better 0.84

00:12:12.080 looking than spike this list getting me madder and madder and madder this is insane not even i'm not

00:12:18.000 mad like adam but people don't even know you they know me it doesn't matter i feel like i'm good

00:12:30.000 looking and this guy made the list this guy i do want to say mark he is come on look at this picture

00:12:36.720 yeah exactly that's what i was gonna say the list yes it has to be diverse you need a jew on here and 0.97

00:12:42.960 for some reason it's not dave smith it is this pasty motherfucker right here there are by the 0.94

00:12:48.320 way handsome jews out there dave smith could make the list oh he could uh spike by the way not uh 0.98

00:12:55.920 playing kiker reich is not attractive no okay now who's this next person i think that's actually just

00:13:01.760 another one that's another ad that's that's that's yeah that's all right people are really hot

00:13:08.000 now max max borders uh i think he's hot because his name is uh what i was hot for uh like early 0.97

00:13:15.120 2000s college dudes i was gonna say porn star max looks like he's in a zipple place

00:13:20.160 our name for max borders borders or anti-borders i can't tell yeah i'm well he's for max borders right

00:13:27.840 so so i'm for it honestly he is he is probably the best looking guy so far he does have bad looking

00:13:34.880 the hair is great i mean he has the goatee's pretty nice it's actually like uh kind of like

00:13:40.720 uh he's frail it's a white man fu man he's not frail he's frail look at him look at his shoulder 0.55

00:13:47.360 that's like he's standing at like this like he looks like he writes books i know and i'm looking at

00:13:52.240 you standing like that and you look jack he writes like he looks like he writes pro women feminist books 0.81

00:13:58.320 your list is gay here's why men need to listen to women like that's the voice i hear in my head 1.00

00:14:04.880 looking at this picture it looks like he writes books about fucking vampires dating werewolves dude 0.99

00:14:09.600 that's oh you know what you're right everybody in the chat right now i need you to go tag ap the number 0.99

00:14:15.360 four liberty and tell him that your list is gay go hashtag your list is gay i'm gonna start it up right 0.79

00:14:21.200 now it's actually is gay because there is a gay well but by the way that's not that's not a good picture at 0.96

00:14:27.920 all no but i'm not gonna start up somebody else started up austin followed me uh because some

00:14:33.520 somebody i think top posted uh in the replies to his post here the top you posted one of my like

00:14:40.480 my sheath modeling picks i think you were like toad should be on this list and austin followed me 0.97

00:14:46.480 because of that so there is that i have no idea who is this it's an indian so it's a fucking street 0.98

00:14:51.920 shitter pretty upala pridy priety what poppy oh she's not indian she's oh she's arab a i one of 0.97

00:15:02.400 those ai models she does look like all right i guess but like top ten like three of these have 0.97

00:15:08.800 been drawings it's just yeah that's what i'm saying these aren't even real people this is like we were

00:15:18.240 talking about this in our in our group chat and i said if a lady has a profile picture that is like 1.00

00:15:24.000 either like an actual professional glamour shot you have to remove at least two uh points off of

00:15:30.560 their score like there's no like that's you can't go off oh she's a 10 like yeah but she got professional 0.98

00:15:36.480 photos taken well look i uh i fuck imaginary women all the time so i i think she's pretty hot all right 1.00

00:15:44.000 man yeah i'm not i'm just not into this i don't like this whole list affirmative action top 10 0.98

00:15:51.040 that's great where are those comments coming from i'm trying to get the oh comment oh wow 0.91

00:16:01.520 it was literally scrolling what the fuck is this about this one is the one that uh 0.97

00:16:07.520 dave smith about abortion that looks like that's a gassed up myth i mean no no that's that's hot to me 0.99

00:16:13.760 because that's attainable yeah but yeah yeah me too you know i i'd smash a gas type man you know 0.88

00:16:18.560 but the problem is that's like a picture from what looks like 2007 like that but if you scroll down

00:16:23.440 there's a worse one yeah it's like a myspace picture yeah okay all right now we just become

00:16:30.000 best friends oh you're good you like it more no yeah yeah you like you like the scene don't you oh

00:16:38.800 oh i like the scene yeah wait time out who just definitely would my space chick picture at the 1.00

00:16:43.440 same time as me that was me hell yeah oh my god we're like absolutely we're gonna we're gonna 0.94

00:16:48.640 fuck later i can't wait no but just how out of all of these this is the one that most people have said 0.98

00:16:53.760 would to and y'all are fucking weirdos i don't i disagree i don't know i'm into that no no that picture 1.00

00:16:59.680 i'm into it the best thing about it is she will literally abort the baby so you can nut all up in 1.00

00:17:04.800 there dude yeah that's right go ham man or throw her down the staircase and she won't tell the cops 1.00

00:17:10.400 uh ap ap is coming off of this entire list how many men are on this list because if it's five it's

00:17:15.840 over it's over we need to find uh one of these days it's have we ever read on this show his like 0.92

00:17:21.760 tinder profile or his whatever profile like he had some fucking someone found like uh he's married 0.91

00:17:28.000 now i know it was forever it's hilarious it was the best profile someone could have made it up it 0.97

00:17:33.600 could have been a troll it could have been polpo but i just remember it was just this uh this next 0.95

00:17:37.680 one i don't even i see the name yeah who the fuck is tony oh my god i mean dude i will say 0.99

00:17:44.400 dad bod 100 silver fox yeah if you're into kind of that thing he does have a square fucking head so 0.98

00:17:51.600 his face is really the problem here because like his hair is pretty hot and i think probably 0.99

00:17:56.240 the dad bod is pretty hot all right all right who are these people who the fuck are these people 0.98

00:18:03.760 like oh hello there like catch like pictures he's not a libertarian i didn't read that there's 0.98

00:18:09.440 nothing in there about libertarian he's just a he's a he's a christian he's like a pastor he generally

00:18:14.880 likes the concept of freedom he was once next to somebody who yelled liberty but look if he wants to 0.99

00:18:23.120 go somewhere more holy i'll take him all right what we're not raiding if we fuck these people so 0.99

00:18:29.360 what the fuck is going on right now we're not oh no yeah that was why every person it was like crazy 0.99

00:18:35.440 crude comments and we just keep moving oh no unbelievable look at this feel like flat-faced 1.00

00:18:44.240 bitch dude what a stupid whore you know who should be on this list the red-headed libertarian from tim 1.00

00:18:51.440 cast she was on last she was on last year she's in the chat right now yeah hey josey what's up what's 1.00

00:18:58.080 up uh simp bitch she plays she plays higher than this than this aardvark looking bitch dude 1.00

00:19:03.520 looks like kalina this is hilarious long hair you saw my tweet i i said she looked like uh jar jar 0.99

00:19:11.120 binks like because her eyes are just a little like she looks just like better it makes me think of 0.97

00:19:15.280 like uh like the oh yeah arthur cartoon aardvarks like oh yeah yeah arvark is such a good comparison

00:19:23.280 yeah she looks like she actually looks like um the the teacher mr uh rattler or wait wait wait 0.51

00:19:30.960 we got gotta hold some peterson in the chat 0.98

00:19:33.920 yo hey just figure it out dude i don't know what we're gonna do but this is trash 0.67

00:19:42.000 awesome her eyes are way too close together like if we're just going by symmetry alone we have to go 0.98

00:19:47.400 by the golden ratio man and this is just no but he's got awesome just saw ass and he was just like 0.99

00:19:52.880 all right it's not even that great of an ass it's like a generic fit butt look we're awesome we're 0.99

00:20:00.720 the ones that have balls because we're uh willing to say that these chicks are not attractive that 1.00

00:20:05.520 picture uh not the ass one here but the first picture there she like didn't even have makeup on 1.00

00:20:10.160 it's like a particularly bad picture too i specifically want to know austin if you could

00:20:14.560 just reply with a one-word answer why did you pick so many people who are not libertarian like

00:20:18.640 you don't even know who they are i know every i know every single libertarian okay first of all

00:20:23.840 i don't know what the pyramid pile of beans so don't use phrases that i don't understand awesome

00:20:28.000 okay so you've got me there again and then come back and i'll have a maybe response to that

00:20:33.200 also maybe speak in a way that i can understand

00:20:38.720 at number 10 this is maybe the best one that's one yes she's the

00:20:42.880 yeah she's all right yes but who is she i don't know who she is aside from the red-headed 0.95

00:20:47.680 libertarian markrandom.com what's she's not

00:20:52.320 you know what second picture i hate first picture awesome awesome makes a good point

00:20:57.680 awesome makes a great point here though he says no one is a real libertarian but me so it's

00:21:01.120 basically a watch i'll give you that that's true that's very fair but honestly next year just

00:21:06.880 include uh aoc just to do it and just just see everybody freaking out aoc matt gates

00:21:14.480 aoc yeah absolutely not hot this chick uh i don't know like she's got like this 1.00

00:21:18.640 toad hold on there what are you talking about you know what i'm gonna kind of like this i'm gonna 0.81

00:21:23.440 i'm gonna back up toad for a second she has a little bit of sloth from ice age face 1.00

00:21:28.160 aoc dude aoc has all right she got the ass like the fucking wooly mammoth on there it's fine 1.00

00:21:33.200 that's fine she's saying she gives off sid from ice age face aoc yeah not hot at all horse face 1.00

00:21:39.760 crazy eyes absolutely apparently she's an up-and-comer i don't know i've never seen her so

00:21:45.360 she doesn't oh oh is she does she does she know listen do any of the people on this list know who 0.96

00:21:51.200 top lobster is if they do then they're real libertarians so we know that brad palumbo's gay 0.98

00:21:55.120 ass knows who i am and we know that the hardworking girl knows who i am that's two people we got eight 1.00

00:22:00.160 spots also can you pull up austin's comment real quick yeah we do this list austin yes how about

00:22:06.160 that yeah i do i do it all the time because i'm kind of gay myself so it's not okay next year next 0.99

00:22:11.600 year look up gay toad gay toad is one of the finest men i've ever seen yeah like stupid hot 1.00

00:22:18.320 stupid hot like insanely like model hot it's ridiculous here's my suggestion my suggestion for 1.00

00:22:24.400 next year next year add more people who are actually libertarian and we need more ads in 0.99

00:22:30.240 between because for me for me when i was just scrolling through the people i was just i was

00:22:35.120 getting confused at how little advertisements were there we need pop-ups like slot machines things

00:22:40.320 like that but please choose uglier people for the ads i have the ads are harder than the list

00:22:45.280 could i pay you to put me in like how much would that cost just put me in like number six i don't 0.98

00:22:49.600 give a fuck how much did langley send you for fucking the yoga page oh yeah someone said keith 0.98

00:22:56.480 knight if you guys thirst trap photos are on next year yeah yeah i had a four thousand dollar thirst 1.00

00:23:00.720 trap budget oh yeah keith knight deserves to be he deserves to be on he lost a ton of weight he's

00:23:06.240 looking good oh hell yeah absolutely i want to know what uh they're straight what austin's click

00:23:10.880 through right on those ads it had to be like ridiculous on that he kind of looks like random he

00:23:16.800 looks like mark random a little bit oh a little bit yeah oh yeah i can kind of see that yeah yep

00:23:22.640 anti-capitalist it's like they they came to a different path and split off i could i could

00:23:27.440 actually see that like they're two different like characters but then he built them down different

00:23:31.600 paths that's random he actually uh he uh lost all the weight by doing a ton of math so it's kind of

00:23:39.200 the same thing it counts yeah by the way you had did you ever have joe jorgensen on there because

00:23:45.040 i think joe jorgensen is better looking than spike cohen is especially for the age

00:23:50.080 yeah and for and for what i know she will do to me oh god i know i know what she has downstairs

00:23:56.800 yeah i still hate her for talking through my set that one time so she could go

00:24:01.600 joe jorgensen i i she's probably like six feet tall i don't know man she's for sure not 1.00

00:24:07.200 all right guys we doing this fucking mass shooter uh yeah yeah or whatever this is 0.93

00:24:12.240 we already did the mail back after because random are you sticking around the whole episode random or 0.96

00:24:16.800 here's what it is i wanted to say this off air but it's like i will but if you're like tired of

00:24:21.520 me you could be like oh man i haven't had muffins in a while and that'll be my key to be like oh i 0.97

00:24:25.680 gotta go get we should like just all that just randomly just be like fuck off random 0.95

00:24:31.360 that's where he leaves every episode that's so mean i like it let's do it 0.90

00:24:37.440 i can't be mean to random i like him oh there we go there's keith yeah he also has troll face i'm

00:24:42.480 just gonna put that out there i mean well yeah the lighting i mean the lighting right there

00:24:47.600 like a shitty joker like transformation in that picture he's a great joke uh yeah he looks like cole's 1.00

00:24:52.960 son oh good night austin good night austin see you austin come on tower gang sometime yeah joe 0.98

00:25:02.800 jordan said i could i could take her down she's one of those women that has that really tough exterior 1.00

00:25:07.680 but she wants to just be grabbed by the fucking hair and put on her knees mark you know what she's 1.00

00:25:12.880 into yeah i'm like i'm 10 levels deep than her how do you think i afford all my shit with my good 1.00

00:25:21.200 comedy career crazy chicks want to get tied up and have vibrators in them well and i guess we 1.00

00:25:26.720 should do mailbag because that's uh yeah let's do the mailbag and uh i wouldn't want to miss that but

00:25:31.200 uh and then we'll do the shooters that uh josie s was uh joe the third and the threesome which would 1.00

00:25:37.760 be hilarious i know she's not attractive but you know you gotta think of who she is it's a great 0.95

00:25:46.160 story let's do it yeah you figured it out yeah it just had to be done that one actually would be

00:25:52.240 fucking hilarious oh god i would nut hard too all right little dicky tell us i did our first 0.93

00:26:01.840 question but please don't be loud don't be soft just perfect volume go ahead all right liminal 0.99

00:26:07.760 vibration every fucking time my ears are blue look at look at that come from zeus what the 0.96

00:26:15.840 it's like a foot away from my mouth don't give him that kind of credit 0.99

00:26:21.360 all right liminal vibration asks

00:26:27.360 how long do y'all think it will take before the adl declare the gang a terrorist organization

00:26:33.040 they should have already i don't know i don't care it's like i'm kind of like waiting for my n-word

00:26:39.840 tape to drop you know okay like what are the levels to that because i got hit with person of

00:26:46.240 interest in 2018 so how many more do i have to go before i get terrorist organization how many how 0.74

00:26:52.080 many more times do i have to say that the uh holocaust didn't happen i mean mine was just a dumb parkland 0.75

00:26:58.000 shooting joke and they bumped me off the civilian list to person you also did do a holocaust 0.95

00:27:03.200 fucking uh song oh that was after that was after that was a year later i love your my one of my 1.00

00:27:08.880 favorite things is when those chicks were heckling you and you're like i hope you all get raped and 1.00

00:27:12.560 died see you good night love you all wait was uh by the way on um legionist ganks like i think on 0.99

00:27:20.720 the last one with soda uh whenever yeah you told me and that was the first time in four years dave smith

00:27:26.560 brought me up in like a positive light he didn't just go in what was the joke that they were talking 0.94

00:27:30.560 about they're talking about some chick who like fucking murdered her spouse then murdered someone 1.00

00:27:34.960 else then murdered her lawyer and was doing meth in the courtroom so i could see why someone would 1.00

00:27:38.560 associate that with me did you make a joke like did you say something online about that and like

00:27:44.880 no they just they then brought up the like uh because he brought up mark random and he was just

00:27:49.360 talking about the great fucking meltdown things and everything and he you know he's like oh that was a 0.93

00:27:54.720 great one but the thing that's fucked up about that is i never wanted that video to get out because 0.95

00:27:59.360 obviously i don't look the best in that video but the chick posts on facebook with thousands of 0.97

00:28:04.160 followers saying mark random comic assaults a female comic and i'm like whoa bitch like how do you like 0.99

00:28:10.400 you know what i mean like what do you what would you imagine if you never saw the video and it says mark 0.97

00:28:14.640 random assaults female comic what would you think it was me yelling and getting back forward would you 0.99

00:28:19.520 think like physical violence yeah you know yeah so i had the video had to get out there and it just

00:28:25.360 it sucks i would assume it's what what they pay you to do to them but yeah well no that's the thing 0.71

00:28:31.120 it's a porno you know you know that woman was probably you know she probably thought about me the night 0.99

00:28:38.080 after natalie cuomo and her fucking weird snm fetish things and looking at oh wait that was really natalie 0.99

00:28:45.120 cuomo yes and now she's all on stage talking about how she likes to get like tied up and butt plugs and 1.00

00:28:50.400 shit and she's just looking at me all these other bitch comics going on trying to impress females and 1.00

00:28:54.880 i'm the ones like yeah feminists are fucking sluts they need to get back with their dad and all and 1.00

00:28:59.200 she's just getting hotter and hotter and fucking couldn't take it anymore her fucking pussy exploded 1.00

00:29:04.000 and she had to lash out at me because she knew she never had a chance with me because i had an eight 1.00

00:29:07.680 and a half inch dick and two women with me recording a documentary i can't even follow me i love it 0.99

00:29:16.320 hell yeah i don't know what's going on every woman every woman that random rejects go and dates lewis 1.00

00:29:21.360 which is hilarious like

00:29:25.360 no don't i love lewis j gomez he's a great person and gas engine obviously best offensive thing but there

00:29:31.760 was an argument we had where i'd i please hope this doesn't get me banned but i literally did said 0.93

00:29:37.680 dude just said you hate me is it because i fuck chicks that play you why do you hate me like and i 1.00

00:29:43.760 look at that that was i look at that years later like oh my god i can't believe i said that to this 0.99

00:29:48.320 dude who owns a company and like he was trying to give me spots he was trying to work out and i 0.98

00:29:53.280 fucking said that shit to him wait this is how it works random you need to reject us so then lewis will sign 0.97

00:29:59.600 us i want to be very clear if anyone wants you guys all right i don't understand the context at 1.00

00:30:03.920 all i'm just giggling at whatever the fuck's going on no it was just me and lewis like in the past we 0.99

00:30:08.880 had like misunderstanding so one of the arguments that like you know he's like oh you fucking you're 0.99

00:30:14.240 ungrateful you're this you're that so i said dude i don't think you like me i think you just put me out 0.99

00:30:19.280 there to mock me just say you don't like me is it because i'm like have more confidence than you is 0.99

00:30:24.160 it because i fuck chicks that play you and when that came out i was like oh my god like i 1.00

00:30:29.120 still think about that like why the fuck did i say that that was insane your mind eludes me it's 1.00

00:30:33.760 great i like i like i look like chris kyle right now uh both of your paths to get on like a real 0.98

00:30:41.760 ass podcast uh from adam nutter to to random have been so vastly different adam i apologize i never

00:30:50.240 i don't know who you are and they're saying 0.64

00:30:51.840 oh my god that's the funniest thing you can say no i'm sorry one guy one guy just went he's he's

00:31:00.240 completely insulted lewis j gomez and fucked his ex-girlfriends or whatever and the other guy has 0.94

00:31:04.400 just tried to be as unfunny as possible and somehow they both made it on the podcast 0.99

00:31:10.720 what's funny what's funny is that adam adam's like he's been on some of the biggest like comedy podcasts

00:31:17.200 in the world like he's been on kill tony and he did good like which is that was years ago though

00:31:22.720 years ago but like but he's been on uh real ass podcast twice no five times five times yeah how do 0.93

00:31:30.960 you get in the comedy circuit i would fucking is there like an illuminati cult that i have to sign up 1.00

00:31:36.240 i'm serious because i see like you just have to not fuck chicks that lose his fucking 1.00

00:31:39.760 sweet sweet then i'm in you just stop assaulting people specifically comics no but that was five 0.99

00:31:48.400 years ago you know i mean people don't forget how'd you do it adam how'd you do it give us give mark

00:31:55.120 i do what i just i i'm a comic in the new york and philly comedy scene i'm a comic in the new york

00:32:01.360 i know like a normal person you just talk to people and you've made contact i i'm like explaining

00:32:06.800 that's the hardest part for random is to talk anything else like you just people like you and

00:32:11.040 they ask you to come on stuff i don't know what the fuck i guess i need to pay someone to like 0.93

00:32:15.360 i go on stage do comedy and it's a great set and then someone else talks to all the comics for me 0.99

00:32:20.720 and like you know mark because me it just comes off like fucking you know like 1.00

00:32:25.200 mark has a lawyer he has like he has like basically like uh um what's the thing with 0.97

00:32:31.600 a call when a lawyer goes and talks for you uh exactly yeah i need that or uh somebody to just

00:32:36.000 have somebody an arbitrator yeah he's just like listen i'm i am i represent mark random and i just

00:32:42.800 want to say like he just wants to talk to you and so i'm just gonna just when you see me i'm mark

00:32:48.000 talk to me like a regular person he needs like a translator like in the ux he's like 0.99

00:32:51.200 he said it was a good fight and he said you had a pretty great set i want to i want to 0.99

00:32:58.560 fucking kill everyone i don't believe i'm looking for a meeting for life and comics suck and they're 0.99

00:33:02.960 like you know what he says is he has this different angle but he really yeah you just need a autism 0.99

00:33:10.000 translator pretty much i think you and adam should hook up like i don't mean like do a podcast i think

00:33:15.920 you guys know fuck oh yeah i thought you meant down yes dude and adam random podcast actually 0.95

00:33:22.240 would be pretty dope i don't i don't know why those energy adam just kind of being like what the 0.99

00:33:29.520 fuck sometimes it'd be great i think it'd be a good good good thing you know i do i do have the 0.95

00:33:37.120 capability to be like that's why i wanted to be on some other pocket whether it's no way jose or 0.99

00:33:41.760 liberty lockdown to like that there is an intellectual part of me that can have calm

00:33:46.240 like back and forth dialogues for hours and i wanted the idea around a few times

00:33:52.080 i promise you i put we could make a bet i'll pay three and four hundred dollars if i don't have

00:33:56.720 that capability but i can have like a three all right why did you why'd you go up

00:34:02.480 because that's how much i believe in myself to be like an intellectual you know what a million it's

00:34:07.120 like all right an intellectual philosophical person i have that capability though i just i

00:34:13.600 want that to be shown you know redhead liberty lockdown random dicky uh brought up the name of 1.00

00:34:20.160 the show random nut random is such a great that's that's the title of this episode that is actually a

00:34:28.880 great podcast name oh yeah almost as good as uh inward thoughts yeah so yeah exactly to rock finn

00:34:37.520 probably next year probably no but like i'm sorry to not be bring the funny down but jose what would

00:34:46.560 my angle be like what is the thing that i could talk about just like intellectually and not not make

00:34:52.240 i mean i think you'd probably be capable the biggest thing is like i'd be don't know if i could

00:34:56.720 contain you as a host and like no you know what i'm saying is when it's one-on-one i have like a

00:35:02.960 different vibe like one-on-one i'm just very calm i'm talking like this and yeah i agree with you like 0.95

00:35:07.520 that but when there's six people it's like i have to put on a fucking show you know what i mean so 0.94

00:35:12.880 no i get you i don't know but i'm saying like all right if i did no way who's it like what would 0.76

00:35:16.640 the dialogue be like what kind of uh politics i usually focus on a topic i mean every now and then

00:35:22.320 i'll do interview type stuff but i usually am more like topic oriented that no that's what i'm saying is

00:35:26.320 what would my topic be would it be the only thing i think on the house is combined for you

00:35:32.800 i could do censorship and comedy i've done hours of podcasts about censorship i'll be honest i don't

00:35:38.640 give a fuck about that right i don't know cultural like i don't either my shining my shining intellectual 0.89

00:35:45.920 moment probably was on your podcast so they were right i re-watched and i'm like wow i look like like 0.98

00:35:50.240 i know what i'm talking about i have no clue deep thoughts no but i first podcast with jose it was

00:35:55.920 also pretty intellectual and really good yeah it was actually really good yeah i can't remember

00:36:00.480 what we talked about to drag it out of people yeah all right what do we got next next mail bag

00:36:05.200 but it's it's i dig it all right keith just says the n-word that's literally it

00:36:11.600 say it little dicky i'm good

00:36:14.320 should we tower it around the horn yeah we could do that it doesn't feel right when i'm being

00:36:21.680 demanded it is like i like it to be organic it's gotta be organic yeah yeah i don't like

00:36:26.800 thanks mailbag thank you though hey all right i want to say it inward not because you make me say

00:36:32.000 it okay okay fair enough benzo barbie where are you from

00:36:39.360 she's uh she's she's from uh my bedroom actually oh

00:36:46.880 step on those toes that's all right all right what else we got

00:36:49.920 you got back off random yeah we did that i'm just saying i got whole bottles of clonopin right

00:36:55.120 here

00:36:57.360 i got bottles and put them in your drink for you you won't even know about it

00:37:02.080 little dicky we got anything else just name a state

00:37:05.440 phil just says the vegas shooter and the pulse nightclub shooters should have a first round bye 0.88

00:37:11.840 all right that again totally forgot i don't know i don't feel like fucking with the brackets 0.96

00:37:15.840 no no we're gonna we're gonna decide those tonight so i mean that that does make sense

00:37:20.400 because the vegas shooter was but the problem with the vegas shooter is like who who really was

00:37:24.800 like yeah who really did it we don't i don't believe that was just him i mean it's almost a

00:37:29.520 mean which one out of the multiple shooters you know yeah like which one has the highest

00:37:33.200 count now the pulse guy he he kind of should get a uh by because he does i mean he killed a ton 0.93

00:37:40.000 and they're all fags so and and also he is by i think so really what's the i don't know 0.96

00:37:45.520 i don't know maybe that was just well let's talk about it maybe that he probably killed some 1.00

00:37:49.280 straight women too because maybe that maybe that was just bullshit so we're doing the first round 1.00

00:37:53.040 of the right side here so oh shit this is like fucking dude wait till you get to the point of 1.00

00:37:59.040 you he's gonna break down uh rams gonna break down every one of these for us and it's beautiful the 0.98

00:38:03.760 way he breaks it down yeah let's i don't know if you watched last week's episode but it's it's a

00:38:06.960 sight to behold it's wild oh yeah he helps us out he gives us uh he allows us to make informed

00:38:13.120 decisions here so we'll do the one eight first here get ready for expert detailed analysis of 0.97

00:38:18.000 math random random i do want to say this benzo said that uh clones are for pussies i know but 0.93

00:38:24.240 there's too much division in the world xanax and klonopins need to unite 0.94

00:38:30.320 she also says she's from texas that's all she's saying i i didn't realize that there was

00:38:35.280 she's also calling me baby just saying yeah all right so toad you got it just deliver your jokes

00:38:41.360 without any thinking in your head just smooth delivery play the ukulele and send her a dm 0.76

00:38:46.800 you go there's a time limit on this and and random has just set that time limit yeah so i i would say

00:38:51.840 i think benzo has a timeline as well it's like a few years yeah

00:39:00.080 all right guys our bracket vegas vegas versus charleston here so vegas is uh obviously a one

00:39:08.160 seed it's a very strong contender here okay so here's the interesting thing i know like you're

00:39:14.000 expecting okay here's the interesting thing is the vegas shooting if we're taking it at face value is

00:39:20.240 the guy had like 50 rifles set up he had duffel bag after duffel bag of duffel bag of ammunition he had

00:39:27.040 body armor he had smoke grenades he had like like he could have done so much more with it i don't know why

00:39:33.760 he he locked he barricaded the doors he was able to get a different name with so they didn't know

00:39:39.680 which room he was in so the shooting transpired for a lot longer than he could and the scary thing

00:39:44.800 to me about this is he lived a life where he had millions of dollars he had multiple girlfriends he

00:39:50.320 would go to the desert do lsd and coke and drink like he lived a like full like a party lifestyle almost 0.88

00:39:56.960 like anthony bourdain he lived this luxurious lifestyle so it's like it fucks with me to be like if your life 0.90

00:40:03.120 could be that good where you just have all like he had millions and millions of dollars a company

00:40:07.280 with his brother to just still go on a killing spree with like 40 big assault rifles that he took

00:40:12.720 one by one it's like it makes me sick like oh no what what is the ceiling that would make other

00:40:17.920 people not go on a killing spree if this dude had at least 70 guns and was making millions of dollars

00:40:23.200 are you contemplating the uh the um implications of the real story like if yeah but that's what i'm

00:40:30.320 giving you yeah well you just convinced me it's for sure the fbi so yeah maybe the reason i could

00:40:37.360 i would believe the fbi but the reason i'm swaying into it because it's like maybe if you have

00:40:41.840 everything you want in life and you're living at the top and it's five-star hotels every day you get

00:40:47.200 so bored and you're doing coke and the only thing to up the ante the only life exactly you think it's

00:40:53.760 like a game and you're just like you know what i'm just gonna quit the not even that but it's like if

00:40:58.000 you got everything you wanted every day money was no option you can gamble millions of dollars 0.87

00:41:03.200 and it doesn't matter you could do any drug you could have all the sex orgies year after year after 1.00

00:41:07.200 year after year it's like maybe you're like fuck it i just want to kill people like looking for 1.00

00:41:11.040 some other high so that would be the reason i believe that yeah but but so that's the reason 0.99

00:41:16.240 you but what do you actually all right no no no he was the fbi libertarian libertarian said he's fbi

00:41:21.120 i i believe it mark random.com oh i think it's definitely fbi but it is yeah it's a weird

00:41:25.280 philosophical question she said yeah he was the entirety of the fbi fused into one man now

00:41:30.640 random though random have you have you heard about the uh the helicopters

00:41:35.040 when it comes to vegas what's that they fly in the sky they transport people back

00:41:43.600 you'd probably have to look this up because i might be getting some of this wrong but i believe

00:41:47.040 on that night uh a bunch of the people on the ground who survived this um said that they saw

00:41:54.160 helicopters flying above them and they thought that uh the gunfire was coming from multiple different

00:41:58.640 locations and dan gulzarian right or whatever his fucking name is well he did have different windows 0.94

00:42:04.000 that's the thing i mean the story i now know it's the fbi redhead libertarian hit me up but yeah he 0.92

00:42:09.520 did in the official story they put out had multiple windows so he was like shooting out of one window

00:42:14.160 for a while then going all the way another round to the suite and then shooting out of that window

00:42:18.720 and it was a concert with a lot of lights flashing and loud music so but you know it was an fbi job

00:42:24.640 what i heard when i was uh in reno uh from one of the nevada lp people he knows like an air traffic

00:42:32.720 controller who was i think working that night real six degrees of separation yeah this is not here who knew

00:42:39.120 a cat who knew a bird who didn't told me it's like all right she basically said that there were

00:42:44.480 three or four helicopters that were kind of flying in formation and i think they might have been

00:42:48.400 military and they like disappeared off the uh radar but i was just gonna say that happened and then

00:42:54.000 reappeared this happened i think when was it 2015 or 2016 2016 it was or 2000 it's there was so many

00:43:02.560 video cameras people were recording with their phones so i don't know why like in the conspiratorial

00:43:07.680 edge that there wouldn't be someone with a video shot of the helicopters though and i could be

00:43:12.720 wrong but they're like far away i could kind of go for the jinx video the jinx video how many people

00:43:18.480 were how long is it 80 something yeah what is it it was the most ever tell us break down the charleston

00:43:25.680 thing well vegas did some numbers man yeah that's the thing is vegas was like i think in the hundreds

00:43:31.280 or something oh wasn't there videos you could hear multiple rifles going off at one time oh yeah

00:43:37.760 yeah yeah he was setting off multiple rifles that's also the thing he literally had like 50 0.98

00:43:42.960 fucking rifles and duffel bags and how are you shooting three rifles at once 0.95

00:43:52.160 they said he had some sort of strings with the door if when the like 1.00

00:43:55.680 fbi kicked in the door that strings went off or some kind of he was the macaulay culkin of like

00:44:05.680 cool i was gonna say he traded bugs bunny work before

00:44:10.880 i get to see it because i always think of that uh that scene from home alone too when he was like 0.91

00:44:15.600 he has the uh the clown uh like oh yeah yeah he's singing cool jerk yeah like i just see that's 0.99

00:44:22.720 that's that's the guy and fucking there he's just like you know get out of here you 1.00

00:44:26.240 little pervert i'm gonna slap you silly 1.00

00:44:31.040 all right charleston let's go all right now charleston this is an interesting one because 0.99

00:44:34.640 this is when they really started kicking the sort of ethnic and racial narrative into high gear

00:44:40.880 in the 80s yes in the 80s and 90s it was mass shootings then 90s to 2000s mass shooting it was like

00:44:46.640 they were all doing it for fame then when they started having cop killings where they did the racial 0.86

00:44:51.280 division dylan rup this was one of the first ones that they mainstream said was racially motivated

00:44:56.480 and he had a confederate flag and he had alleged white nationalist and supremacist beliefs now only

00:45:02.160 13 people did die in the church but it was innocent like kids and old ladies and black people and the 1.00

00:45:08.720 interesting thing was he wasn't going to shoot up the church are you sure

00:45:13.760 they were church they were church going folk but the ironic thing is they spun this racial narrative

00:45:19.600 which i don't i believe he believed racist things and racist chats and everything but he

00:45:25.280 originally had a different place he was going to shoot up he was going to shoot up some office

00:45:28.640 building then on that day he just went to the church now in the fbi interrogation the interrogation

00:45:35.360 scene was interesting because he sat there it's pretty funny if you want to watch it they say what

00:45:39.600 made you do this and he goes well black people commit this amount of the crime through this amount of 0.97

00:45:43.920 population over test like he literally even he literally just laid out he literally just laid

00:45:48.800 out the facts and the agents couldn't say anything they were just like it was actually our these are

00:45:55.120 actually our statistics yeah one of the interesting things i find about it and i love this part of the

00:46:00.800 story that people don't know is he had a black friend who he would play call of duty with and they

00:46:06.160 would have sleepovers and drink together and the black friend was on live tv talking about like you know

00:46:11.040 he's still my friend and everything and he goes how do you feel about him after this master he goes

00:46:15.200 you know his mom wasn't there for him so it was upset he goes but he specifically targeted black

00:46:19.440 because he hated black people and he goes i don't think of him any different that's still my brother 0.99

00:46:23.280 and it's like what an a1 from day one for you're on live fucking national news talking about a racist 0.99

00:46:29.440 murder and he says it's because of racial reasons killed 13 black people in a church and he's like 0.94

00:46:34.880 ah that's still my yeah but he's like but i was one of the good ones to him so that dude essentially

00:46:39.360 was like well he didn't shoot me so but wait but i guess you gotta think about maybe what you guys

00:46:44.880 were doing wrong you seem to like me well ironically he did have he did have a gold's gym shirt in one

00:46:51.120 of the pictures burning an american flag and gold's gym was like oh no like they had to do some kind

00:46:55.760 of press uh recons for that yeah what is that gold gym like no one's gonna look at gold gym and be like

00:47:01.520 are you guys associated with the massacre in south carolina no but that kind of weird

00:47:06.240 shit happens like mike's hard lemonade had to give a cease and desist to to catch a predator 0.94

00:47:10.800 like so many pedophiles kept bringing mike's hard lemonade they had to give them a cease and desist 0.99

00:47:16.320 of like you cannot i get it it's sweet it's refreshing little kids dig it

00:47:22.800 so gold's gym tried to do some sort of like can you not publish the shirt where he's wearing the 0.95

00:47:27.840 fucking gold's gym shirt toad looks like he has a mike's heart in his fridge right now 0.93

00:47:32.720 how psyched do you think gold's gym was when they found out for the mike's thing like oh do you want 0.98

00:47:35.760 this all day mike's i'd rather deal with this i just love the deep knowledge that's in random it's 0.68

00:47:42.160 great by the way mike's hard lemonade kind of fucks i and i will stand by that you know i could go on for 0.87

00:47:47.920 hours about like buddhism or spirituality or just like philosophical conundrums or like 0.96

00:47:52.800 decartus or play-doh or things like so don't think it's just mass murder knowledge yes i'm sorry

00:47:57.600 no it is

00:48:00.640 all right what is what is this uh edit here how long is this thing it's probably like two minutes maybe

00:48:05.920 all right check it

00:48:12.720 strange

00:48:28.560 i never would have thought that i would like consider myself conservative

00:48:32.560 it was early in the morning when he wrote that that's how you had you know hitler's rise to

00:48:38.640 power to take away people's guns look at these countries look at they had these 0.99

00:48:45.760 aggressive governments and what's the first thing they do they take away your fucking gun 1.00

00:48:49.120 big iron on his hip holy fuck this goes just got shot in the fucking head 1.00

00:49:02.960 he was 1.00

00:49:08.640 on 0.99

00:49:25.760 You look at all these fucking massively, like, gun-controlled cities, and none of it fucking works. 0.84

00:49:46.440 You can see a large amount of wind and debris, apparently that's due to a helicopter, hovering over heaven. 1.00

00:49:56.880 A guy in heavy health, what happened for sure, saw a girl fucking get shot in the face right next to her brain, fucking hanging out. 0.99

00:50:04.480 Tell me about that experience. 0.99

00:50:06.420 Yeah, so there's a lady who pushed her way forward into the concert venue, into the first row, and she told us that we were all going to die tonight. 0.56

00:50:13.300 We have to be repetitive about this. It's not enough to simply have a catchy ad on a Monday and then only do it every Monday.

00:50:19.800 We need to do this every day of the week and just really brainwash people into thinking about guns in a vastly different way.

00:50:35.040 Shout out to Jinx. 0.98

00:50:36.360 Shout out to Jinx, but what the fuck is Jinx talking about in this video? 0.88

00:50:38.900 I think he's implying the whole thing was a complete side-up and that Dan Bilzerian was part of it. 0.92

00:50:44.720 I feel that way, too. 0.93

00:50:45.980 Because all the stuff behind Dan Bilzerian is very fucking weird. 0.90

00:50:49.440 True. 0.95

00:50:50.560 Although, I would give up my... 1.00

00:50:52.060 Glows like a motherfucker. 1.00

00:50:53.680 Like, hey, we're just going to make you this big, great gambler guy and make you this whole media figure. 1.00

00:50:59.480 There's some videos out there about him that kind of breaks his whole life down.

00:51:04.180 Basically, he lied about everything. 1.00

00:51:05.740 I mean, maybe he's not a fat, but he glows like a motherfucker. 1.00

00:51:08.000 Wasn't his dad somebody big, too? 1.00

00:51:10.320 He's the masculine Eliza Blue.

00:51:11.660 Wasn't his dad, like, an important somebody?

00:51:12.960 Yeah.

00:51:13.400 Yeah.

00:51:13.920 And there was, like...

00:51:15.020 People would think he lied about, like, his military service.

00:51:18.460 Eliza Bilzerian.

00:51:20.400 Eliza Bilzerian.

00:51:22.520 But, yeah, it was...

00:51:23.760 But, like, yeah, he was there.

00:51:25.300 The funniest thing about that was he'd go, like, give me a gun.

00:51:27.720 I'm a police officer. 0.98

00:51:28.380 And they're like, no, get the fuck away from me. 0.96

00:51:29.920 That was pretty funny. 0.98

00:51:30.660 That was hilarious to me.

00:51:32.240 Also, no, you're not.

00:51:33.260 Yeah, he was like, obviously.

00:51:35.440 No, you're not.

00:51:37.440 He's like, you don't even have a shirt on right now, bro. 1.00

00:51:39.300 You're the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:51:40.060 You're the fuck out of here, guy. 1.00

00:51:41.860 But I still... 1.00

00:51:42.380 So they're saying, like, he was part of the PSYOP and, like, what...

00:51:44.840 Like, the PSYOP of, like, that it was the FBI.

00:51:48.260 Yeah, like, how do you get this gig?

00:51:49.600 Because I could be the comedy club mass shooter if the CIA signed me,

00:51:53.380 and then my name goes everywhere.

00:51:54.980 My album's going platinum.

00:51:55.840 Don't be where Mark Random is.

00:51:57.260 That's the future.

00:51:58.620 I think he was supposed to be part of the play is what they're getting at

00:52:03.020 because they're clearly implying that the helicopters are what we're shooting

00:52:06.020 from in the video, and it almost looks like you can see bullets coming from it.

00:52:09.120 Right, yeah.

00:52:09.900 So I think that, like...

00:52:11.240 Yeah, but the fact there was helicopters in general, yeah.

00:52:12.240 The fact there was...

00:52:13.060 He was being videotaped as it happens, and you get to hear him be like,

00:52:16.060 oh, my God, there's someone shooting from here or wherever.

00:52:18.880 Like, then now you could be like, oh, yeah, that kind of corroborates the story.

00:52:22.160 Yeah, so, I don't know.

00:52:22.780 It could have been helicopters.

00:52:24.360 It could have been, you know...

00:52:28.620 Quote, unquote.

00:52:29.360 That's what I thought he was wrong.

00:52:30.780 That could be easily controlled opposition, have the guy, you know...

00:52:33.700 Right.

00:52:34.200 He's believable.

00:52:35.860 That's for sure.

00:52:36.880 All right.

00:52:37.520 We voting on this one?

00:52:39.300 I mean, obviously, I'm going to go Vegas because...

00:52:40.940 Dude, Charleston was a sleeper.

00:52:43.260 Charleston, yeah.

00:52:44.220 It is, like, for an eight, it's hardcore because, like...

00:52:47.260 I mean, like...

00:52:48.620 But I do love the breaking down race realism after the fact.

00:52:53.260 Like, let me explain to you about this.

00:52:54.880 Yeah, he really went on for a...

00:52:57.260 Deposite, the first one, was an hour or 30.

00:52:59.500 He went on for, like, 30 minutes.

00:53:01.220 Like, but it was very calm and collected, and the police really couldn't say anything.

00:53:05.420 And then when he's talking about, like, black on white, right...

00:53:07.140 I'm breaking down for you here.

00:53:08.820 Yeah.

00:53:09.440 He's like, do you know about the bell curve?

00:53:11.500 Like, wait a minute.

00:53:12.680 I'll draw it out.

00:53:13.420 It was Charleston Murray.

00:53:16.960 It's like...

00:53:17.700 It's like...

00:53:18.420 It made me think of that meme of Dr. Phil when he's on Rogan.

00:53:23.840 He was like, what do you want to talk about?

00:53:24.580 I was like, we'll have some...

00:53:25.300 Hold on.

00:53:25.560 That was actually...

00:53:26.760 That was actually a banger from Toad.

00:53:28.180 Go ahead.

00:53:28.520 Toad with the banger.

00:53:29.540 Yeah, no joke.

00:53:30.060 Charleston Murray. 1.00

00:53:30.900 You motherfuckers just are used to not laughing at anything I say. 1.00

00:53:34.100 It's funny. 1.00

00:53:35.140 Well, you know what?

00:53:35.840 You didn't do your little hmm afterwards, so I didn't know.

00:53:38.860 I didn't have the cues.

00:53:39.740 It was a delivery, man.

00:53:40.980 Yeah, that's right.

00:53:41.780 That's because I was so confident that this one was funny.

00:53:44.520 Oh, I didn't do that.

00:53:45.400 But I will...

00:53:46.440 I'm going to go with Vegas just because all of, like, everything behind it, like, it's 0.80

00:53:50.960 completely a fed side, but it's so, like, fucking intricate, and then they memory holed 0.87

00:53:55.700 it so quickly. 0.97

00:53:57.160 Yeah.

00:53:57.380 Like, I think it's the most, like, the quickest memory hole out of any...

00:54:00.800 It's sexy.

00:54:01.380 What is memory hole?

00:54:02.940 I'm sorry.

00:54:03.540 So, basically, like...

00:54:04.740 Public consciousness dead.

00:54:06.360 Yeah.

00:54:06.560 Oh, all right, all right.

00:54:07.360 It has completely been erased from the public...

00:54:10.040 Like, they don't talk about it. 0.98

00:54:10.480 Oh, like, any time a black person goes on a massacre. 1.00

00:54:13.240 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:54:13.720 Yeah, exactly, yes.

00:54:14.900 Control the memory hole.

00:54:16.280 The Kenosha, Wisconsin thing.

00:54:18.280 Yes.

00:54:18.580 Oh, yeah.

00:54:19.360 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:54:19.840 All of that shit, like, where they see it, and they get the fucking, whatever, telegram 1.00

00:54:26.280 from fucking the FBI, and they're like, hey, shut up about this. 1.00

00:54:29.020 Do not ever talk about it again. 1.00

00:54:30.180 They go, okay.

00:54:31.060 And then they just...

00:54:31.960 The next day, it's all about, you know, how's the weather today? 0.96

00:54:34.740 Another good one was to stop Asian hate, and then every video is a black guy knocking 1.00

00:54:38.100 the fuck out of an Asian lady. 1.00

00:54:39.240 All right, well, we can't go with the white guy narrative. 1.00

00:54:42.400 On this one, I guess.

00:54:43.740 Cole is going with Vegas.

00:54:45.040 I'm going with Vegas for similar reasons, because, well, first of all, it did a ton

00:54:48.460 of numbers, but second of all, there's so much mystery still around.

00:54:52.300 It's kind of like the one shooting where you really have no clue what even happened.

00:54:56.680 Yeah, like, that's the thing, is it's like, either side is crazy. 0.89

00:55:00.040 If it's really just that guy, the story of that guy is fucking crazy, and if it's a

00:55:04.420 side-up, they really went all in and tried to push gun control. 0.94

00:55:07.260 Yeah, the conspiracy theory is crazy.

00:55:08.680 All for bump stocks, which is very weird.

00:55:10.860 I don't know.

00:55:12.400 People say that, though, but it's a myopic view of it.

00:55:15.620 Like, it's not just for the one thing.

00:55:17.740 It's for a continuing agenda.

00:55:19.420 Right.

00:55:19.560 You know what I mean?

00:55:20.480 I guess the direct result was a bump stock ban.

00:55:24.060 Yeah, but that's not how these people who are thinking in a very long-term think.

00:55:29.540 Right.

00:55:29.700 Yeah, but the reason to not go with Charleston, though, is because that was kind of the start

00:55:39.620 of the, or not really the start of, but it continued, or maybe started the more modern

00:55:44.580 era of, like, the crackdown on right-wing domestic terrorism, basically.

00:55:50.060 That's why I don't like it, even though he might have had some reasoning, some things

00:55:55.440 that he said that were very true, but-

00:55:58.800 The conspiracy theory behind Vegas is that they were trying to take out-

00:56:02.600 Yeah, no, Vegas.

00:56:02.660 I'm going to Vegas.

00:56:03.060 Okay.

00:56:03.800 Yeah, Vegas was trying, they were trying to take out a Saudi prince that was actually in

00:56:07.680 Vegas at the time, and there were the helicopters-

00:56:10.440 Oh, they missed a lot.

00:56:11.760 Yeah.

00:56:12.300 No, well, while that was going on, they were saying that they were targeting him in another

00:56:16.800 hotel, but the helicopters that everyone's talking about were actually, like, these tour

00:56:22.120 rental helicopters that you can take up, and they went out of their area, like, because

00:56:27.580 they'll do tours of the city, and they went out, and then they were gone for, like, the

00:56:32.280 amount of the shooting.

00:56:33.620 They didn't know where they were, and then they were returned.

00:56:35.840 I do want to make a point to what Jose said, and do you think that, like, all the feds have

00:56:40.920 to read, like, Hoppa to understand low time preference?

00:56:43.840 And they're just like, no, listen, like, guys-

00:56:45.260 But this, but, like, inverse it, you know what I mean?

00:56:47.200 Like, apply these principles, but-

00:56:49.260 But, like, if we're bad.

00:56:50.260 Like, we're going to do bad things at this.

00:56:52.340 Everybody else is high time preference, and so they think about, like, Bump's like bad,

00:56:55.280 but we're low time preference.

00:56:56.560 We're going far out, baby.

00:56:57.920 Like, I just love to think that they read, like, some dude read Hoppa, and he was like, 0.98

00:57:02.880 holy shit, this makes total sense. 0.90

00:57:05.340 Yeah, he's like, guys, I have an idea. 0.99

00:57:07.680 Yeah.

00:57:08.260 I do evil at a controlled scale, and don't overexert my evil, and keep us sustaining the

00:57:13.880 amount of evil.

00:57:14.900 It's definitely the long con.

00:57:16.180 By the way, I still think low time preference is the wrong term for thinking ahead.

00:57:21.220 I think it still should be high time preference.

00:57:23.060 But I don't want to get that.

00:57:23.980 It's not in my head.

00:57:24.520 I know.

00:57:25.180 I have to think of it as backwards. 0.92

00:57:26.960 Like, I immediately go, okay, low time preference.

00:57:28.460 I do the same thing.

00:57:28.500 I don't know why that's, in my head, that's what makes sense, but-

00:57:31.320 It does, me too.

00:57:32.600 Yeah.

00:57:32.940 It's like, I think everybody thinks that, but just because Hoppa is like, I don't know,

00:57:37.000 autistic-y sum of-

00:57:38.160 Yeah.

00:57:38.840 Yes, I mean-

00:57:39.560 Hoppa wasn't the one that came up with that terminology, so-

00:57:44.720 Oh, God, don't go into it.

00:57:46.300 Let me tell you where he derived this theoretical concept from.

00:57:50.200 This is why every time, this is why, this is why whenever, like, someone brings that

00:57:54.480 up, I did it to Hoes the other day, like, someone goes like, yeah, he said this, or someone 0.98

00:57:59.860 said this in this book, and I go, yeah, oh, yeah, Hoppa made a great argument, like, 0.79

00:58:04.260 fucking Rothbard wrote it, or some shit like that, and they were like, no, no, no, Henry 0.97

00:58:08.560 Hazlitt wrote Democracy of the God, it failed, like, just fucking go through, because, like, 0.99

00:58:13.900 it'll anger some people, and other people, like, will just take it for space value, and 0.94

00:58:19.720 I love doing that, and Toad is my prime target.

00:58:22.460 Yeah, fair enough. 1.00

00:58:23.760 I'm too autistic to let that shit go. 1.00

00:58:25.740 All right, I'm going to Vegas. 1.00

00:58:26.800 Let me take a quick detour, because, Cole, you had me fucking crying, so Toad was just 0.90

00:58:31.740 on Break the Cycle yesterday, go check that out, and he was saying how he couldn't see 0.70

00:58:35.740 Josh or his co-host because of the way, like, the StreamYard is set up with the OBS system

00:58:42.460 and all that, so Toad says, I couldn't read their body language and respond appropriately.

00:58:49.480 That's right.

00:58:50.480 I forgot what Cole said.

00:58:51.900 Cole said that what I do is I read people's body language and do the exact opposite of

00:58:58.660 what is socially acceptable in response to it.

00:59:02.640 And I put this chat in me with it, because he literally goes, he was talking about, he

00:59:06.140 was like, yeah, I have to see people's face, because if I don't, I can't read them.

00:59:09.680 That's how I know.

00:59:10.340 I'm like, yeah, you just, but then you just completely go against everything that everybody

00:59:14.560 knows what to do.

00:59:15.480 Like every social norm.

00:59:17.280 It's just like, I will now make an N-word joke here. 0.86

00:59:21.360 It's like, what's there?

00:59:24.020 Well, I don't know.

00:59:24.740 It's like, I see, I see, you know, Cole's eyes, you know, staring at me while he's having

00:59:29.100 a threesome. 1.00

00:59:29.660 And I, my response is to jerk off. 1.00

00:59:32.180 That's socially acceptable. 0.99

00:59:34.240 All right.

00:59:34.800 We got Vegas.

00:59:35.760 Anyone else want to weigh in on Vegas?

00:59:37.880 It's 3-0 Vegas.

00:59:39.400 We got three more of these to go.

00:59:40.780 I mean, just to play devil's advocate, I'm going to go Charleston because I'm so convinced 0.98

00:59:44.460 Vegas is a fucking fed operation that I don't think it's fair. 0.97

00:59:48.740 And I think it's another guy. 0.99

00:59:49.920 You know, okay.

00:59:51.660 Okay.

00:59:52.040 But I think at least the other guy went on his own and it was like, I got this.

00:59:55.740 That's true.

00:59:56.340 It's an organic thing.

00:59:57.340 You know, and he did what he could.

00:59:58.100 It's like grassroots.

00:59:59.220 We'd like grassroots.

00:59:59.960 It was a lone wolf.

01:00:01.200 Yeah.

01:00:01.460 Right.

01:00:01.820 Right.

01:00:02.100 That was, I feel like, uh, high school, you know, football.

01:00:07.300 The guy was playing, the guy was playing high level varsity, but like the NFL was like

01:00:10.980 the Vegas name, they're like, we got this kid.

01:00:12.720 Don't worry.

01:00:13.840 They're like, uh, blitz the, the, the league type of football.

01:00:17.120 Like they were juicing like all of us.

01:00:19.480 Yeah.

01:00:19.940 NFL blitz.

01:00:20.520 Like they're all in the song.

01:00:21.740 That's what they're on.

01:00:22.780 They're in.

01:00:23.340 This guy's playing JV.

01:00:24.940 Vegas.

01:00:25.600 Vegas is the new England Patriots of mass shootings.

01:00:28.100 I say Vegas just for the sexiness of it.

01:00:30.880 All right.

01:00:31.340 And it's just very, yeah.

01:00:32.920 It's random or a real long random to vote on this one.

01:00:35.700 Cause he, he had the Vegas anyway.

01:00:37.460 That's Vegas.

01:00:39.100 All right.

01:00:39.720 Vegas moves on five, one or whatever it was for Parkland.

01:00:43.880 Let's get your Parkland breakdown random.

01:00:46.700 Okay.

01:00:47.060 Now this is the weird thing about Parkland to you, Vlad is they're both elementary school

01:00:53.840 shootings and Parkland easy to note is the first time.

01:00:58.100 And in like mass murder infamy that they started to focus on the victim, David Hogg, who wasn't

01:01:05.120 even at the school. 0.90

01:01:05.940 And then that weird little lesbian black chick, they were able to get, they were able to get 1.00

01:01:12.080 speaking gigs and then become these sort of political figures. 0.98

01:01:16.040 They're just better at even being victims though. 0.89

01:01:19.040 Straight white men again. 0.96

01:01:21.000 International women's day.

01:01:22.380 The issue with the Parkland shooting is there, they openly said, uh, they openly said, yeah,

01:01:28.780 we bullied him.

01:01:29.680 We said, yeah, he's weird.

01:01:30.960 Yeah. 0.96

01:01:31.140 He's going to shoot up a school.

01:01:32.240 We did that for years. 1.00

01:01:33.360 And then he fucking does it. 0.99

01:01:35.280 And, uh, yeah, that's a good point, dude. 0.99

01:01:36.760 It's like, well, you know, you had kind of, this was, what'd you expect?

01:01:40.620 This was the first one that, like I said, that they were able to, because again, nineties

01:01:47.940 published school shootings as the shooter and the manifesto.

01:01:51.920 Then around the 2010s, the news actually had this back pull of like, okay, we can't publish

01:01:57.180 manifestos because it encourages other people to do the shooting.

01:02:01.340 So that's where they started 2012 to 2016.

01:02:03.900 They started pulling back on the shooter, but 2018 is where they got their new bump

01:02:08.040 of making the victims, the sort of story and the narrative.

01:02:12.060 Parkland really just to like 2018.

01:02:14.560 Yes.

01:02:14.920 February 2018.

01:02:16.940 And I know that correct.

01:02:17.780 It was a high school, not an elementary.

01:02:19.660 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:02:20.140 And the, the interesting thing about not interesting, just personal is the Parkland shooting after

01:02:24.940 the kid tweeted, I want to be a professional shooter.

01:02:27.760 And I made a joke on stage doing comedy, say you have to get paid for that.

01:02:31.560 And that's what brought the ATF and FBI to my door for two to three days talking to me 0.70

01:02:36.520 because I made that dumb joke and posted it on the internet. 0.99

01:02:39.240 And it was such the shittiest like breakdown. 0.98

01:02:43.240 They're like, well, what a V like, they're showing me clips of my standup.

01:02:46.420 They're showing me clips of saying like, oh, me at a comedy club.

01:02:49.280 And they're like, what are you implying by this?

01:02:51.600 And I'm like, with all the knowledge at the detective agency, what do you think I'm planning? 0.99

01:02:56.040 Like what, what's, you know, like it just, it was aggravating because the dude fucked 0.99

01:02:59.860 I'm making very clear threats. 0.98

01:03:01.500 Why are you assuming this?

01:03:04.740 He was on our radar.

01:03:07.560 We need, we need the numbers and the weapon that was used here.

01:03:11.020 And this was a Nicholas Cruz was the shooter.

01:03:13.580 So, so I guess he was Latino.

01:03:15.420 Yeah. 0.99

01:03:15.940 I run, unfortunately he, the weird thing about is like he, to me, he seems mentally retarded 1.00

01:03:23.140 because when I was watching the interviews of him, he was talking to his brother and he

01:03:26.760 was talking about like being in trouble for getting his guns taken away.

01:03:30.940 And it's like, dude, that's not the thing you should be worried about right now.

01:03:34.000 And he just started like playing these games.

01:03:37.040 I mean, everyone saw the video that went meme viral of like him and the psychologist talking

01:03:41.360 a great comedic thing.

01:03:42.840 They're being like, man, I, I ran a stoplight on the way to the mass shooting.

01:03:47.380 No, but that's really what he was talking about.

01:03:51.440 He was talking to his brother about like, I don't know what to do.

01:03:54.100 I'm going to have this sort of gun charge that I don't like, am I going to have my gun?

01:03:58.160 They had a traffic cams at that stoplight because I totally ran that red light.

01:04:03.040 That's your bullet.

01:04:04.500 And then he gave this weird, he gave this weird speech to three, two or maybe four months

01:04:10.000 ago about like weed is a bad drug.

01:04:12.240 But like at his court hearing when they're the death penalty to life, he's saying weed

01:04:16.600 is a bad drug.

01:04:17.500 People shouldn't be smoking weed.

01:04:18.960 And I'm sorry. 0.94

01:04:19.680 And this is the message out to the world, which is just fucking weird. 0.57

01:04:22.480 Now, the Uvlad shooting is it was Ella Uvold. 0.87

01:04:26.380 Sorry, it was.

01:04:27.840 Sorry, hold on.

01:04:28.640 Yeah, this guy tacked Fuji 47.

01:04:30.180 Pull that up.

01:04:30.660 He's right.

01:04:31.060 Fifty five people in this chat and only seven likes. 1.00

01:04:33.160 Fuck all y'all. 1.00

01:04:34.480 Yeah, fuck you. 1.00

01:04:35.180 One of you. 1.00

01:04:35.520 Oh, by the way.

01:04:36.140 Whoa, what's up?

01:04:36.960 What's up, Paul?

01:04:38.120 How you doing, man?

01:04:38.960 Oh, yeah.

01:04:39.480 Paul's back.

01:04:40.980 Yeah.

01:04:41.340 All right.

01:04:41.900 Moving on.

01:04:42.900 By the way, Parkland 17 were killed at Parkland and it was an automatic Smith and Wesson

01:04:48.340 rifle, I believe.

01:04:50.900 It's pretty cool. 0.99

01:04:51.520 The Uvold guys had some like nice fucking rifles, too, didn't they? 0.99

01:04:56.120 They had like fucking hollow graphics. 0.99

01:04:58.180 Uvold was one person as well, right? 0.99

01:05:00.660 Yes.

01:05:01.060 Yeah.

01:05:01.360 He had some like nice guns, didn't he?

01:05:03.680 This is the weird thing about this one.

01:05:06.100 If this was another children execution, this was seven to nine year olds execution.

01:05:11.020 Body count in the 20s.

01:05:12.620 So it already beats out 2012 Sandy Hook.

01:05:15.060 But this was 2022 and it didn't make the sort of waves that I feel like culturally they

01:05:20.340 wanted it to make.

01:05:21.140 It was very weird.

01:05:22.020 Obviously, no one cared about the shooter because it's we're in the 2020s, but no victims

01:05:26.760 really rose.

01:05:27.580 It was almost like one of those pray for Paris.

01:05:29.420 They just had the flag up for a few weeks and then it went away.

01:05:32.260 But like to me, this this one's weird that it just went away very fast.

01:05:36.860 It was like there and then it was gone.

01:05:38.400 No one tried to they talked about gun control for like a month and then it was gone.

01:05:42.340 Like they still.

01:05:43.380 What was it?

01:05:44.360 What was it? 1.00

01:05:45.100 What's the fucking shooting? 0.99

01:05:46.320 The one we just talked about. 1.00

01:05:48.320 Parkland.

01:05:49.120 Parkland.

01:05:49.560 And they still bring up five years later for gun control and all these other ones.

01:05:53.400 David Hogg.

01:05:54.200 They don't bring up this one.

01:05:55.580 And this one, it was more tragic than Sandy Hook.

01:05:58.640 And this one was smaller kids and higher body count.

01:06:01.560 So I don't know what is behind this shooting.

01:06:03.900 I feel like it went to the cops.

01:06:06.980 Yeah.

01:06:07.180 Yeah.

01:06:07.460 That's the problem. 0.99

01:06:08.140 Oh, that's fucking right. 0.99

01:06:10.060 You're right. 0.99

01:06:10.660 That was the worst part about this.

01:06:13.040 Someone did they said that they did have an EOTech on David Daniel Defense rifles, which

01:06:19.840 is like expensive rifles.

01:06:21.680 Is this the one we're talking about with the with the they held the parents back?

01:06:25.120 Yeah.

01:06:25.380 Yes.

01:06:25.880 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:26.060 Oh, God damn, dude. 0.99

01:06:27.400 I was I just think about that. 1.00

01:06:29.400 Still makes me fucking. 0.99

01:06:30.880 It's infuriating. 1.00

01:06:32.100 They're all such fucking pussies. 1.00

01:06:33.620 You're like, oh, you're like, you're just like, I would fucking kill you. 1.00

01:06:37.320 And they were inside the school. 1.00

01:06:38.940 They would go in there and they would just sit outside the door.

01:06:41.080 Like there would be that one of the dude on his phone.

01:06:45.820 Everyone made the joke that he was looking at his phone and he had that Punisher logo

01:06:50.100 on it.

01:06:50.640 Yeah. 0.99

01:06:50.880 That was the dude whose wife didn't fucking do anything. 1.00

01:06:54.220 That was that. 0.99

01:06:54.900 Oh, that's right.

01:06:55.480 You're right.

01:06:55.880 Yeah.

01:06:56.040 I remember the video of him being like, you know, my wife shot.

01:06:58.640 Like, no, you can't go.

01:06:59.880 And they're like, what?

01:07:01.180 Like, there's a video of him like saying that.

01:07:02.860 Like, I remember that.

01:07:03.580 By the way, Parkland, by the way, if you don't remember the main like cop that was kind of

01:07:08.060 involved in the Parkland one, like his name was Scott Peterson.

01:07:11.080 He just sat in his car and didn't do anything in the Parkland one.

01:07:14.220 Right.

01:07:14.440 Speaking of, we're talking about these funny things, not to bring it back to the left side,

01:07:18.400 but the Aurora, Colorado shooting, the movie theater shooting that we talked about last

01:07:22.140 week.

01:07:22.340 You could see me break all that down.

01:07:23.980 There was a news report of a guy who he was there with, like, I think his six year old

01:07:29.020 daughter and his wife.

01:07:30.260 And he left.

01:07:31.120 And then he was interviewing the news of like, you know, I just had to save my kids' lives

01:07:36.480 by leaving. 1.00

01:07:37.300 Like, everyone was like, you fuck. 1.00

01:07:39.180 You left your six year old daughter in a movie theater massacre. 1.00

01:07:42.640 So it was just so funny. 0.99

01:07:44.300 That's the big dick energy there. 0.98

01:07:45.540 Be like, I had to go to save him. 0.99

01:07:48.080 I left and, you know, my wife was there.

01:07:50.520 He was shooting at a clumps of three.

01:07:52.060 I, when I say, so I left and then they were just two.

01:07:54.100 Well, there's a YouTube video.

01:07:55.240 You guys can find it of this guy, like, trying to garner sympathy for talking about why he

01:08:00.080 was right to leave his wife and kid in a movie theater shooting.

01:08:03.580 Oh, he left his wife there?

01:08:04.800 That's bad.

01:08:05.100 Wife and kid.

01:08:07.080 Yeah, Uvalde is probably better ones.

01:08:09.280 Uvalde is probably just one of the worst just because of, like, I mean, everything that

01:08:13.240 was the cop part, like the all keeping the parents back.

01:08:17.560 And isn't this where they started trying to push red flag laws with Joe Biden?

01:08:21.280 Wasn't this where the term red flag started becoming mainstream?

01:08:24.080 Red flag laws? 0.73

01:08:25.480 No, no, no.

01:08:25.920 That happened before this.

01:08:27.180 But I wanted to ask you, random, because there was a piece to the Uvalde one where they

01:08:30.880 were pushing more gun control.

01:08:32.300 And they had Matthew McConaughey speak at the White House.

01:08:35.600 And he's like from Uvalde.

01:08:38.200 What's up with that?

01:08:39.440 Yeah, that was right.

01:08:40.500 Yeah.

01:08:40.720 And then there was a bunch of stuff that went on.

01:08:43.740 What are the odds of that?

01:08:46.140 Then they, then this almost, is this one kind of memory hold just because of the cop?

01:08:51.660 Because everybody, after a while.

01:08:52.960 Yes, that's what I'm saying is it's like, for whatever reason, the Parkland shooting, that

01:08:57.120 was in for years and they still bring it up.

01:08:59.360 And David Hogg, you know, has his career based on being not a victim really there.

01:09:03.960 But this one, it just, it kind of, it had more body count.

01:09:07.700 It had younger people.

01:09:08.520 Who was the guy on the other side?

01:09:09.220 The pro second amendment kid.

01:09:11.300 What?

01:09:11.840 Oh, I forgot.

01:09:13.180 I knew you were talking about that.

01:09:14.240 Yeah, it was Kyle something.

01:09:15.580 Kyle, maybe the commenters.

01:09:18.140 Kyle Kalinsky, maybe?

01:09:19.200 No, no, no, no.

01:09:20.720 Kyle Kalinsky is a different guy.

01:09:23.400 Kyle Kashev.

01:09:25.240 Yeah, Kashev.

01:09:26.160 That's it.

01:09:26.280 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:09:27.520 Oh, because didn't he, like, it was tweets of him, like, saying the N-word or something

01:09:31.560 that he lost his scholarship?

01:09:33.500 No, it was a group chat.

01:09:34.780 It was a group chat that he had that got released.

01:09:37.260 And then Kyle Kashev.

01:09:38.820 And he didn't get it.

01:09:40.220 He was also going to get into the L-2.

01:09:41.660 Kyle Kalyshev.

01:09:43.640 And then they released, like, this group chat of him saying the N-word, which is really funny. 1.00

01:09:47.480 This is, I love, we're going to keep making jokes, but it does make me sick that it's

01:09:52.180 like, there's kids that get massacred in the 20, like, 20 body count, maybe by our own

01:09:58.100 government. 0.99

01:09:58.620 And it's like, just this political gain of no one gives a fuck. 0.99

01:10:02.700 It's like, like I said, in the 90s, it was adults getting killed. 0.98

01:10:06.700 2012, Sandy Hook. 0.99

01:10:07.860 And it's like, it just keeps getting desensitized and desensitized and not giving a fuck and 0.96

01:10:12.820 not, like, it's like, no one wants to actually find a solution to this. 0.99

01:10:16.820 So it just fucks, you know, it hurts me in my heart.

01:10:20.260 If I had to vote for one of these two parts, I'm going to vote for Uvalde to move on. 0.98

01:10:24.540 Yeah.

01:10:25.560 One, because I think there is a lot of stuff to talk about with the cops not going in.

01:10:30.400 The shooter's whole thing, that's, we haven't gotten into it as much, but the whole thing

01:10:34.220 with the rifles being so expensive, it's like, there's no way this kid bought them. 0.99

01:10:39.480 Like, there's no fucking way. 0.71

01:10:40.760 There was also, they also, the feds did the whole thing of like, he was on our radar. 0.99

01:10:45.080 Like, they knew about it.

01:10:46.320 There was something about like him being in Discord chats with, like, was it this one

01:10:51.220 where he was like.

01:10:51.940 This was a weird kid too, where they're like, supposedly there were periods of time where

01:10:55.460 like the cops had clear shots and just kind of let them go.

01:10:58.300 Oh, geez.

01:10:58.920 Actually.

01:11:00.060 In Parkland, right?

01:11:00.960 I have to say.

01:11:01.620 Yeah, no, no, Uvalde.

01:11:02.820 Oh, yeah.

01:11:03.180 Redhead Libertarian.

01:11:04.020 Redhead Libertarian, I'm not actually flirting with you this time. 0.97

01:11:07.120 Please, if there's some way you can help me become a successful comic, because it seems

01:11:10.740 like these fed agents are just picking off weird loner kids to commit these massacres.

01:11:15.220 And holy God, I do not want to end up as a patsy.

01:11:18.160 I swear, I'm praying to God. 0.99

01:11:20.040 Jesus fucking Christ, I don't want that to happen. 1.00

01:11:22.280 Mark, just don't kill anybody. 1.00

01:11:24.100 That's all you have to do. 1.00

01:11:24.740 No, but they'll fucking, they'll just pop up in my apartment. 1.00

01:11:28.020 It says, the consequences, my actions are coming, I want out of them. 0.99

01:11:30.960 No, they'll just grab me and fucking, they'll do the thing, the cops won't do anything, and 0.99

01:11:36.720 then they'll just put my face. 1.00

01:11:38.100 And it's like, I could, that's the thing, that's what's fucked up. 0.97

01:11:40.320 I could, if I didn't commit a massacre, and the feds did, I could never convince the world 0.97

01:11:44.860 that I didn't commit a massacre.

01:11:46.660 That's true. 0.99

01:11:47.000 That's why it's fucked up. 0.98

01:11:48.180 Also, I do want to say this. 0.98

01:11:49.540 Paul has a great conspiracy I never heard of, that Uvalde was not any fed thing.

01:11:54.960 It was cartel.

01:11:56.220 And I, that's, like, I never thought about this.

01:11:59.220 And thinking about it is actually pretty cool.

01:12:01.640 But why would the, what's the cartel?

01:12:04.260 But yeah, I could see it being that.

01:12:05.960 So they could easily provide the rifles.

01:12:08.220 Yes.

01:12:08.800 Yeah.

01:12:09.020 Um, they could also easily pay off the police.

01:12:11.620 Like, this is not a very, like, hard thing that, like, uh, but could they pay Americans 0.96

01:12:15.800 off?

01:12:16.240 Because they could pay Mexicans off or not. 0.98

01:12:17.920 Yeah, they, they pay off police all the time, dude.

01:12:19.920 No, they pay police, but I guess I meant, like, feds or CIA.

01:12:22.980 Um, a bunch of the, do the cartels have that power?

01:12:25.300 A bunch of the elementary school students were actually drug meals.

01:12:29.720 Thanks, Clint. 1.00

01:12:31.200 Come on here, you faggot. 1.00

01:12:33.180 Clint, get in here, you faggot. 1.00

01:12:34.520 Can we fucking pick, we still got two more, guys. 1.00

01:12:36.540 Yes, I'm picking Uvalde, I'm picking Uvalde, sorry. 0.98

01:12:38.620 I'm going Uvalde as well.

01:12:39.960 I'm going Uvalde as well, actually.

01:12:41.660 Anyone want to go Parkland?

01:12:42.760 Anyone at all?

01:12:43.500 There's more intrigue there. 1.00

01:12:44.760 David Hogg's a fucking faggot. 1.00

01:12:46.440 So I'm going Uvalde. 1.00

01:12:47.360 All right, Uvalde.

01:12:48.540 All right.

01:12:49.000 I was going to go Parkland again, because the guy, I just, again, took it out on his

01:12:51.920 own.

01:12:52.080 He's like, I have a problem.

01:12:53.180 I'm going to handle it.

01:12:55.800 So I'm going to go Parkland.

01:12:57.440 That's so funny.

01:12:59.320 He was, he was a, uh, pull yourself up by your bootstraps kind of guy.

01:13:03.660 They say, stand up to your bullies.

01:13:05.760 Well, here I am.

01:13:07.320 Top, what's your vote?

01:13:09.380 Even though it doesn't matter.

01:13:09.620 Yeah, we're going Uvalde, too.

01:13:10.800 I agree with you guys.

01:13:12.440 All right. 0.98

01:13:13.120 Cowards, Parkland.

01:13:14.460 Yeah, that's actually, you brought up a good point there. 0.80

01:13:16.300 I'm like, I could, I can work a lot more funny into that angle.

01:13:20.700 Redhead Libertarian.

01:13:21.580 How do I know who's a Fed and not?

01:13:23.240 I've literally asked the last six podcasts a bit. 0.99

01:13:25.580 I don't know who the fuck a Fed is, you know? 0.97

01:13:27.740 Anybody that goes. 1.00

01:13:28.600 The yoga pants chick. 1.00

01:13:30.480 All right, Christchurch, Fort Wood.

01:13:32.360 These two are so great because.

01:13:34.400 Yeah, these are insane.

01:13:36.000 Yeah, Christchurch is insane because of the video.

01:13:39.420 Like, there was the.

01:13:39.960 That's the last one, right?

01:13:41.420 And the body count.

01:13:42.400 That was in the 60s.

01:13:43.980 Christchurch, yeah.

01:13:44.820 Huge body count.

01:13:45.200 It was a first person shooter.

01:13:46.420 That's pretty cool.

01:13:46.980 It really was, yeah.

01:13:47.940 The dude had, like, a body.

01:13:49.160 He was basically a cop going into a black neighborhood. 0.79

01:13:52.420 Just turned the body cam on and just, like, mowed people down. 0.86

01:13:54.820 Now, so if I remember correctly, this was in New Zealand, and it was a white guy shooting 0.79

01:13:58.520 up a mosque, right? 0.93

01:13:59.800 And he live streamed it on Facebook.

01:14:01.860 Yes.

01:14:02.700 And then Fort Hood was the one where they, it was a former Marine.

01:14:07.420 Is that the owner one?

01:14:08.780 Fort Hood, by the way.

01:14:10.100 There's a.

01:14:10.420 There's a Marine.

01:14:11.380 Current active duty guy.

01:14:12.980 Yeah, he was there. 0.99

01:14:13.800 And he came in, and he just fucking, like, bowed down. 0.96

01:14:16.200 He came in, and he's like, you guys don't have guns. 0.99

01:14:17.920 That's rough for you. 0.99

01:14:18.760 We're just making shit up right now. 0.97

01:14:20.160 We need random to tell us who are right here. 0.98

01:14:21.900 But I think the Fort Hood shooter, I'm pretty sure, was, like, a disciple of Anwar al-Awlaki.

01:14:27.160 I mean, maybe.

01:14:28.500 It is wild, though, that, like, military bases are gun-free zones.

01:14:32.440 You're like, you don't see how this is a bad idea.

01:14:34.640 You've made a target of yourself and said, hey, just kidding.

01:14:37.460 No guns.

01:14:43.900 Christchurch go random.

01:14:45.340 Random, yeah.

01:14:46.160 Christchurch.

01:14:47.100 I'm.

01:14:48.480 Christchurch.

01:14:49.020 I can't see the other one.

01:14:50.560 I'm trying to do it.

01:14:51.640 Fort Hood is the other one.

01:14:53.100 I, this is, I'm dropping the ball.

01:14:54.920 I don't know the Fort Hood shooter.

01:14:56.720 I mean, I'll probably, when it pops up, I'll remember.

01:14:58.900 But to me, the Christchurch shooting was interesting because there was multiple angles.

01:15:03.680 One, he, it was, wasn't in a cynic, it's Christchurch, but it was Jewish people, I thought.

01:15:08.660 Because, again, they're now pushing Muslims. 0.99

01:15:11.460 It was Muslims, yeah.

01:15:12.480 But in his video, allegedly, he was saying anti, or not anti, counter-Semitic things, but I couldn't find those exact videos. 0.88

01:15:20.820 They said, they said he was, one thing reported that he did it in this sick troll way, like he was doing the shooter video and he was making jokes about it, which I heard that part.

01:15:30.700 But then they were saying he was talking about Jews and Muslims, but I couldn't find that part.

01:15:35.500 So I, I don't know if that part exists or they, the news just said that because they wanted to push more.

01:15:40.680 Again, like I said, after the 2010s, everything's based on ethnicity and race and religion.

01:15:46.440 Like, that's the shootings they're trying to push.

01:15:49.420 So, I, I remember the Fort Hood, but I'm sorry.

01:15:53.240 Like, I let you all down.

01:15:54.420 I don't know what the Fort Hood shooting was.

01:15:56.040 The Fort Hood shooting was when the guy was on trial.

01:15:58.340 He wouldn't shave his beard and like, shave your beard.

01:15:59.900 He's like, no.

01:16:00.640 It was like a big deal for like a while. 0.99

01:16:02.460 The whole thing I got from Mark Spiel there was a counter, uh, God, what the fuck was it? 0.99

01:16:08.360 Counter-Semitic. 0.99

01:16:09.380 Counter-Semitic.

01:16:09.960 Like, yeah, that's, and next time someone's like, you're anti-Semitic, I'm like, no, I'm counter-Semitic.

01:16:13.980 Counter-Semitic.

01:16:14.460 No, but I've said that, I've said that before. 0.91

01:16:17.320 I always say counter-Semitic because Jews are inherently a group of people that believe they're superior and hate other, the non-Jews, Gentiles. 1.00

01:16:24.480 So, you can't be, they're already anti-us. 0.62

01:16:27.280 So, I can't be anti-Semitic.

01:16:28.820 I can only be counter-Semitic. 0.99

01:16:30.560 And it's just like, do you know in Poland, it's-

01:16:32.720 Yeah, random spitting facts.

01:16:34.080 Poland is, I wonder why I don't get accepted in New York City comedy.

01:16:38.360 But it's like-

01:16:38.900 You don't understand.

01:16:40.060 I'm a level above anti-Semitic. 0.92

01:16:41.860 All right, so the deal with the Fort Hood one, as far as I know, so this is a military base in Texas.

01:16:46.920 This was in 2009, and it was a Muslim dude who I think was, maybe he was a former soldier there or something.

01:16:53.780 He shot up the-

01:16:55.000 No, he was active duty for sure.

01:16:56.120 He was active duty.

01:16:56.540 He was on base, yeah.

01:16:57.380 He shot up the base, and he killed, I think, somewhere in the teens, I think, including a pregnant woman.

01:17:04.420 And I believe-

01:17:04.980 The count is two.

01:17:06.120 Yeah, it does.

01:17:07.240 Double kill.

01:17:08.340 I believe the-

01:17:09.040 Yeah, exactly.

01:17:09.680 I believe the-

01:17:10.980 You can check me on this one.

01:17:12.920 I'm pretty sure the FBI found, like, communications between him and Anwar al-Awlaki, or they just made it up to propagate- 0.99

01:17:19.420 Yeah, that sounds like made-up bullshit. 0.96

01:17:20.900 They might have made it up to- 0.99

01:17:21.560 Well, Scooter Rebellion brought it, he said Fort Hood shooter was motivated by American bases in Saudi, wasn't he? So that would kind of-

01:17:26.560 Well, I think it was blowback, for sure, for U.S. military involvement in the Middle East, I would have to guess. 0.89

01:17:32.340 And he shot that senator who was, like, who went half-retarded, because he shot her in their head. 1.00

01:17:37.000 Oh, yeah, that-

01:17:37.740 All right, I remember it.

01:17:38.740 Yeah, Gabriel.

01:17:39.220 Gabriel.

01:17:39.620 All right, yeah, yeah.

01:17:40.680 Wait, that-

01:17:41.000 Yeah, but wait a second.

01:17:41.860 Gabriel Union. 0.99

01:17:42.440 Listen, guys, in today's day and age of content creation, like, we're really even having a discussion about this shit. 0.97

01:17:48.180 Christchurch gave us the greatest content creation ever. 0.98

01:17:51.280 He Facebook-lived it.

01:17:52.620 It was a first-person shooter. 0.98

01:17:54.200 I assume he shot black or brown people, which is super cool. 1.00

01:17:57.940 So I'm not even- 0.97

01:17:58.740 Yeah.

01:17:59.040 I don't even care if we're voting now.

01:18:00.480 Christchurch.

01:18:00.900 I'm not going to lie. 0.99

01:18:01.820 That one kind of fucked me up, although there was a fucked-up part in the back of my head that was like, 0.99

01:18:06.600 but this angle is cool as fuck. 0.99

01:18:08.240 Yeah, I don't know. 0.97

01:18:09.300 It was perfect.

01:18:10.760 It made me, like, uncomfortable.

01:18:12.420 I guess when you're in your 20s, you can watch that, and it's cool. 0.99

01:18:15.460 But in your 30s, like, when you know people, like, family and shit, you can hurt. 0.98

01:18:18.620 Yeah, it's rough, yeah. 0.98

01:18:18.900 But it was kind of a cool video. 0.97

01:18:20.720 No, I mean, it was a fucking cool video. 0.93

01:18:22.160 You got to separate it. 0.97

01:18:22.940 Like, when you separate artists from their work, you got to, like, you know.

01:18:25.680 No, but that was his art.

01:18:27.360 That was his mausoleum.

01:18:29.040 That was a great body count.

01:18:30.480 To set up his camera on his chest.

01:18:32.200 Like, he's at home.

01:18:32.600 Imagine the batteries low as he's shooting.

01:18:36.900 He's leaned up against the wall, plugged in, just, like, waiting like this.

01:18:40.060 He's like, hold on.

01:18:41.040 I got to recharge my GoPro here.

01:18:42.740 He does, like, he practices his quick change reloads on his gun and his camera, too.

01:18:49.340 Yeah, I got to go Christchurch. 1.00

01:18:50.700 I mean, that's the shit. 1.00

01:18:51.960 Like, imagine me shooting up a comedy club. 1.00

01:18:54.060 It's like killing, die, die, or mark, random.com, comedy documentary album. 0.98

01:18:57.800 Like, we know that. 0.81

01:18:58.660 He's being concerned.

01:18:59.620 This is actually, this is kind of tough, I think, because, like, you're right.

01:19:03.060 He only shoots funny comics, Adam.

01:19:04.800 Don't worry.

01:19:05.400 Yeah, so the live streaming thing was crazy.

01:19:09.020 I think Christchurch probably was, like, a religious motive, which I already said.

01:19:12.480 I get that.

01:19:13.820 I got some things in the comments saying it was Israel motivated.

01:19:18.020 No way.

01:19:18.720 I don't want to be disrespectful here, but let's run through these next two.

01:19:22.760 Israel did Christchurch? 1.00

01:19:23.380 Fuck. 1.00

01:19:23.620 Because I want to hit another topic. 1.00

01:19:25.360 That's what I said.

01:19:26.040 They said he was doing, like, counter-smedic.

01:19:28.220 They were talking about Jews in Christchurch.

01:19:30.400 All right, we got Christchurch.

01:19:31.900 Christchurch.

01:19:33.180 Next subject.

01:19:34.300 No, how many votes? 1.00

01:19:34.940 Toad, I'm going to fuck. 1.00

01:19:36.380 I'm going to fly to Boston and kick the shit out of you. 1.00

01:19:38.680 Shut up, Toad. 1.00

01:19:39.200 I haven't voted yet. 1.00

01:19:40.220 Everybody is not voting.

01:19:40.720 It doesn't matter.

01:19:41.480 Christchurch. 1.00

01:19:41.700 It doesn't fucking matter. 1.00

01:19:42.780 Christchurch. 0.99

01:19:43.720 Fort Hood is my vote, and Fort Hood.

01:19:46.140 Little Dickie, please mute him.

01:19:47.900 No, because Fort Hood, the motive, like, makes.

01:19:50.920 Use his microphone right now. 1.00

01:19:51.840 No, fuck you. 1.00

01:19:52.600 Don't mute him. 1.00

01:19:52.880 I want to hear what he says. 1.00

01:19:53.760 Fuck Little Dickie. 1.00

01:19:56.000 He clearly has trust in whatever he's going to do right now. 1.00

01:20:00.000 He's cursing out Little Dickie, but I'm the one giving the instructions. 1.00

01:20:03.120 Fuck you, Tom. 1.00

01:20:04.080 No, the motive. 1.00

01:20:05.220 Listen, the motive for Fort Hood, I'm pretty sure, was blowback.

01:20:08.820 Like, the motive was anti-U.S. military, so that's more based.

01:20:12.900 Yeah, that's where I was going.

01:20:14.160 And guess what?

01:20:14.580 He was a Ron Paul supporter.

01:20:16.240 And guess what?

01:20:16.820 It was at Fort Hood, so it was literally based.

01:20:19.400 Yes, but it wasn't the video.

01:20:20.720 Fort Hood.

01:20:21.920 Okay, I have to say, though, there is something a little ironic in church shootings about a

01:20:26.680 group of people praying, I can't wait to get to heaven, and then, you know.

01:20:31.240 I got you.

01:20:32.380 Maybe God heard their prayers and sent the gunman.

01:20:35.620 All right, so wait, so top quote animals.

01:20:37.260 He works in mysterious ways.

01:20:38.460 So you guys all went Christchurch, right?

01:20:40.760 All three of you did. 0.98

01:20:41.660 For the promise, they're Muslims, so they actually go to hell, and they're just like, where's the 1.00

01:20:45.000 virgin's that, baby? 1.00

01:20:46.100 Well, there's actually a story of, you know, Muslims, if they touch pigs, they can't go 0.99

01:20:51.060 to heaven. 0.96

01:20:51.880 There was actually a story of some, I guess, whatever war between, and the Muslims were

01:20:56.720 tied to a firing range, and before they did it, they dipped all their bullets in pig blood 0.96

01:21:01.740 and shot like 12 of them, and then took the 12th of them and said, now tell the other

01:21:05.440 what you saw. 0.90

01:21:06.680 Whoa. 0.97

01:21:07.140 Yeah, they, uh, I have the same rule with fat girls. 1.00

01:21:10.580 I was going to say, that's why they don't fuck fat ones. 1.00

01:21:13.480 I, I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure it was, uh, Lawrence of the Arabia was the one they 0.99

01:21:17.740 said that was doing that, and he would do it, he told his, uh, the, during like the first

01:21:22.440 world war.

01:21:23.480 All right, so my, this is my thing, because I didn't make my vote yet, is it's like, I 1.00

01:21:27.960 want to vote for the white guy doing the white supremacist shit against Jews and Muslims, 0.99

01:21:32.240 but a military base versus a church is pretty fucking, like, if they're like, I don't want 1.00

01:21:39.460 to say, I want to say, but no, I'm just saying completely. 0.98

01:21:42.480 I got to go baby rapers. 0.99

01:21:44.020 I mean, like, it's just a military base is fucking, that's the one. 0.98

01:21:48.320 Well, yeah, but if Christchurch was actually, uh, backed by Israel, then it should not move 0.97

01:21:52.420 on.

01:21:53.040 So.

01:21:53.980 All right.

01:21:54.640 Pulse and Highland Park.

01:21:56.260 Let's get, let's get our breakdown.

01:21:57.780 I just want to say this.

01:21:59.140 If Pulse doesn't move on here, I'm quitting the show.

01:22:01.640 So I don't even know what Highland Park is.

01:22:03.500 Yeah. 0.99

01:22:03.620 What the fuck? 1.00

01:22:04.200 Highland Park. 1.00

01:22:05.160 Dickie, Dickie, bring up the picture of the Highland Park shooter, because it's, it's a recent

01:22:09.120 one.

01:22:09.900 Is this the.

01:22:10.560 It's Chicago.

01:22:12.100 It's that's why, that's why it's on here, because we needed, you know, the stereotypical.

01:22:16.180 Normal weekend for Chicago.

01:22:17.800 Yeah.

01:22:17.920 Yeah, this is like the worst matchup ever.

01:22:24.160 It was just Chicago.

01:22:25.280 Just say Chicago.

01:22:26.540 And then I'm going to still vote for the other thing.

01:22:28.300 It was like a Chicago shooting that happens every day. 1.00

01:22:31.520 Oh, this fucking weird, that was like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:22:38.580 I like this guy. 1.00

01:22:39.360 He looks like a vegan dude who does gay porn. 1.00

01:22:41.340 I don't know why. 1.00

01:22:42.000 It's the first thing that came to my mind.

01:22:43.460 Looks like Mark Random gave him life advice.

01:22:45.640 I'm not going to lie.

01:22:46.820 I have been dangerously flirting with getting a face tattoo.

01:22:49.680 And this guy is putting me over there.

01:22:51.580 I don't have any other tattoos, but I just want one right here.

01:22:54.160 The well-placed one's pretty dope.

01:22:55.320 I'm not going to lie. 1.00

01:22:56.300 Yeah, like some fucking, like, Illuminati triangle or some shit on my face. 1.00

01:22:59.800 That would be dope, yeah. 1.00

01:23:00.600 Was this another school shooter?

01:23:03.000 No, no, no.

01:23:03.480 This was, like, I'm pretty sure this was a gang-related shooting, if I remember correctly.

01:23:07.640 Oh, wait.

01:23:08.280 No, this was, he said, he did say something about Antifa.

01:23:11.400 Or was this the one that, it was a Chicago shooting and where he was, like, trans or something?

01:23:16.280 What was that shooting?

01:23:17.120 The one where the person, it was, like, it was a 4th of July parade that he shot up.

01:23:22.240 There were some weird fed implications in this, I remember.

01:23:25.700 But, like, it was, like, nothing absolute.

01:23:27.700 It was definitely weird.

01:23:28.520 But, like, which one of these shootings isn't, you know?

01:23:30.060 It's, like, every single one. 0.93

01:23:31.100 But this dude was definitely a weirdo. 0.55

01:23:33.960 Like, he was legit weird.

01:23:35.100 But it was, like, is he weird being controlled by the feds?

01:23:37.300 Kind of, like, old Charles Manson style? 0.99

01:23:39.720 But who fucking knows? 0.99

01:23:41.120 I can't believe that story, too. 1.00

01:23:42.560 I believe the fucking Charles Manson was actually that. 0.99

01:23:44.780 And then, yeah, years ago. 0.99

01:23:45.740 Oh, he was.

01:23:46.360 Like, I mean, I guess you can argue against it.

01:23:49.500 But I feel like once you know the evidence, it's kind of unusual.

01:23:51.700 I can still place him on women's clothing during the shooting. 1.00

01:23:53.860 He's a fucking trans. 1.00

01:23:55.800 That's what I said. 1.00

01:23:56.720 I said he was the trans one who did his fucking liberal shit. 1.00

01:24:00.720 He was a cross-dresser, at least. 1.00

01:24:02.880 That has changed my mind because Pulse is the other one. 0.88

01:24:05.880 And Pulse is the gay nightclub shooting.

01:24:07.600 No, but here's what's great about the Pulse.

01:24:10.040 I feel like this one was just the feds getting wacky.

01:24:12.260 Like, this is just something fun.

01:24:13.440 What do you mean?

01:24:14.780 The creative Fridays.

01:24:16.520 Like, how they have casual Fridays.

01:24:18.060 They go, okay, let's do, like, rainbow-colored shooting day.

01:24:20.980 Like, everything's just to the book.

01:24:22.760 School shooting, school shooting, school shooting.

01:24:24.220 Let's do something. 1.00

01:24:24.900 He's trans, and it's because he's gay or something like that. 0.82

01:24:27.420 No, the feds play, like, Cards Against Humanity, but it's, like, Fed edition, so they just 0.99

01:24:31.500 have, like, old wacky shit that they pull out. 0.99

01:24:32.920 No, no. 0.99

01:24:33.640 Yeah, it's like, uh-oh. 0.99

01:24:34.340 Transgender gay shooting. 0.98

01:24:36.200 Well, the Pulse one's kind of- 0.99

01:24:37.700 It's Mad Libs, but, like, it's for shootings.

01:24:40.420 The Pulse one's kind of the opposite, right?

01:24:42.700 I want to break down the Pulse club because here's- 1.00

01:24:44.700 To me, it's a very beautiful story.

01:24:46.600 What happens is, the news tells you a Muslim guy who, and they won't say Muslim or Islamic 0.94

01:24:52.480 terrorism, pledges his allegiance to ISIS, shoots and murders 50 people, and wounds 50 0.96

01:25:00.980 other people, an extremely deadly shooting. 0.97

01:25:03.320 Now, what actually turns out is he was gay. 0.91

01:25:06.440 His father used to beat him, saying, you better not be gay his whole life as a child, and 0.80

01:25:10.800 exactly, his upbringing. 0.94

01:25:12.920 So, he was- Then he was a homosexual. 0.99

01:25:15.400 He went and got gay prostitutes, and then he hated himself for being gay. 1.00

01:25:19.460 He would write these suicide notes about, I fucking hate being gay, I'm not gay. 1.00

01:25:23.180 Like, he fought that whole turmoil. 1.00

01:25:25.020 Then, he fell in love with a dude, finally kind of accepted that he was gay, and then 0.99

01:25:28.860 this gay dude goes to this nightclub and starts having sex with another guy in the bathroom. 1.00

01:25:33.180 So, then that next night, he sees his ex-boyfriend at the club, and he just kills all these fucking 1.00

01:25:37.820 gay people because he's gay, and he hates gay people, and he hates himself, and it's 1.00

01:25:41.680 just, it's fucking romantic. 1.00

01:25:43.400 And that was all- 0.98

01:25:44.080 It's a love story.

01:25:44.540 But that was all-

01:25:45.580 Wow, I didn't know that?

01:25:46.560 No, no, no.

01:25:46.960 That was all false, though, right?

01:25:48.740 No, no, it's all real.

01:25:50.180 Really?

01:25:50.280 The falsehood was that he was an ISIS member. 1.00

01:25:52.460 He was really gay, and hated gays, and his boyfriend was at the fucking club. 0.99

01:25:57.600 Oh, and I think he got, like, HIV from the guy, or, like, he fell in- 1.00

01:26:00.920 It was one of those, he fell in love with- 0.97

01:26:02.920 Jack was this fucking close to doing something like this. 0.92

01:26:06.520 Random. 0.97

01:26:06.700 Random.

01:26:07.080 Wasn't it true, though, that he was just looking for, like, basically any club to shoot up that

01:26:11.080 night, and Pulse just had-

01:26:11.640 No, it was specifically because his boyfriend, or the guy he was having sex with, was going

01:26:15.600 to that club.

01:26:16.120 I know Josie said something early on.

01:26:16.520 I'm not sure about that.

01:26:17.420 Early on, yeah, that was true, you mentioned that he was planning on shooting up the Disney 0.95

01:26:22.780 Park, or some shit like that. 0.97

01:26:24.460 Oh, that would have been way better. 0.98

01:26:25.560 Yeah, he went Pulse, because Pulse had less security.

01:26:28.920 I thought it had nothing to do with the fact that-

01:26:30.420 No, they read the text messages, and ex-boyfriends did interviews of it.

01:26:35.460 I could be wrong.

01:26:36.220 To me, the idea of hating what you are, and then taking it out on other people, that's 0.99

01:26:42.180 like if I went to, like, a mass shooting convention, and killed a bunch of weird tattooed 0.98

01:26:46.180 kids, you know what I mean? 0.92

01:26:47.920 Oh, that joke should have- I'm sorry.

01:26:49.980 That joke is funny, but it was kind of also concerning.

01:26:53.780 Yeah, the delivery was-

01:26:54.840 I'm also tattooed.

01:26:56.120 I don't like Disney-

01:26:57.300 Yeah, I'm just not sure that that is actually the correct narrative here, but-

01:27:02.620 They scouted out Disney Springs, yeah.

01:27:05.140 Yeah, Disney Springs is horrible.

01:27:07.220 That is what I thought.

01:27:09.040 I still love it, and I guess I want to believe the story, because it's like then he either did

01:27:13.000 it for ISIS, and hated white people, but I like to believe- 0.84

01:27:16.140 Oh, look at this. 0.98

01:27:16.740 Oh, my God.

01:27:17.220 The STD was yours up. 1.00

01:27:18.060 Clint, this fucking skinhead coming in at the end. 1.00

01:27:19.920 Look, I think he just did it because he was crazy, but the fact that he shot up- 1.00

01:27:23.380 Oh, shut the fuck up, Toad! 1.00

01:27:24.800 Clint is here. 1.00

01:27:25.420 Go ahead, Clint.

01:27:26.080 What's up?

01:27:26.700 Liberty Lockdown.

01:27:27.640 Clint Russell, welcome to the show.

01:27:29.240 I just wanted to say real quick, Paul shooting Josie's absolutely right. 0.99

01:27:32.920 The dude was- it was not about some homophobic shit. 0.99

01:27:35.180 He was trying to hit Disney World, and then he realized that the security was wild, because, like, 0.99

01:27:38.760 you know, private businesses keep tight security, and they got to-

01:27:42.760 Even Disney Springs is hard to get into, yeah.

01:27:44.200 And gay nightclubs have very loose security, you know what I mean?

01:27:47.140 Yeah.

01:27:47.460 Well, I guess so.

01:27:49.700 Loose buttholes, loose security.

01:27:51.280 But here's the thing about Highland Park, and the reason I hopped on is because I was

01:27:54.880 so disappointed none of you guys remember this.

01:27:56.680 This kid had a YouTube channel with, like, a dozen different emo rap videos where he was, 0.94

01:28:03.140 like, drawing pictures of him shooting up kids and shit. 0.98

01:28:06.060 Oh, that's right. 1.00

01:28:07.780 Wow.

01:28:08.540 And the animal's like, I was subscribed.

01:28:12.780 No, but I do remember the videos.

01:28:15.280 Yeah, they were-

01:28:15.820 Yeah, I vaguely remember that.

01:28:17.440 You know what?

01:28:17.880 I want to pick him just for that, because I wouldn't have to, like, go to deep analysis 1.00

01:28:21.220 of his crazy shit. 1.00

01:28:21.980 Hold on, though. 1.00

01:28:23.100 His entire YouTube channel was scrubbed, and, like, as they were figuring out who was

01:28:28.140 the shooter, all of the evidence about, like, what he- because they were like, oh, we

01:28:31.760 couldn't have seen this coming.

01:28:32.880 And the kid has, like, a dozen videos where he's like, I'm going to kill everyone I know 0.97

01:28:37.460 in a random drive-by shooting in Chicago. 0.73

01:28:40.020 And you're like, oh.

01:28:41.020 The video animation was nice.

01:28:42.340 Dude, there's got to be archives somewhere.

01:28:43.700 That sounds amazing.

01:28:44.980 To his credit, if you watch the animation, the song wasn't that good, but the animation 0.58

01:28:48.780 was really fucking good. 0.93

01:28:50.080 Yeah. 0.99

01:28:50.380 No, it was good.

01:28:51.500 There was the cinematography that was sick.

01:28:53.500 He was like- he actually, like, was putting together, like, these really dope emo rap videos.

01:28:57.820 The music was terrible.

01:28:58.520 Well, this is why we can't have him on the list.

01:29:02.160 We can't have him on the list, because if there's ever going to be a shooting where there's

01:29:06.880 going to be the guy's music goes viral or their comedy albums go viral, we can't have

01:29:11.380 that category.

01:29:12.080 It's got to be Mark Random.

01:29:13.760 Exactly.

01:29:14.400 That's right.

01:29:15.180 You're right.

01:29:15.960 All right.

01:29:16.240 All right.

01:29:16.520 I can respect that.

01:29:17.680 I'm going Highland Park.

01:29:19.100 I'm sold on Highland Park.

01:29:20.560 Yeah.

01:29:21.080 You've almost convinced me, but I still think the Pulse nightclub shooting is way better. 1.00

01:29:25.360 Yeah, I go Pulse, because I still- even though red-headed guitarists-

01:29:28.820 And I like it, and even though it's not true, I'm still going with, like, that's my head

01:29:33.140 canon now, is that he had a gay lover.

01:29:35.280 No, but that's- but what I'm saying is they did have text exchange, so there was some sort

01:29:39.620 of rumor to him, like, and his dad always found him doing- not always, but he was doing 1.00

01:29:43.900 gay shit. 1.00

01:29:44.740 Random, I'm telling you, dog, you are buying into the corporate narrative on this. 1.00

01:29:48.360 I agree. 0.97

01:29:48.700 The reason they made that narrative, that he was some, like, homophobic gay dude, was

01:29:54.360 because they wanted it to be a hate crime.

01:29:56.320 It was not a hate crime.

01:29:57.300 This was just a mass shooting.

01:29:58.840 Straight up. 0.99

01:29:59.040 But no, because if they were doing that, they would have had a white guy shoot a bunch of 1.00

01:30:02.160 gay people. 0.99

01:30:02.680 This was a Muslim guy, so liberals had a weird- 1.00

01:30:05.080 No, they tried to hide the fact that he was a Muslim, though.

01:30:06.620 Oh, yeah.

01:30:07.100 What he's saying is, like, they want to-

01:30:08.620 Oh, that's right. 0.99

01:30:09.080 Everyone had their fucking Florida pride flags. 0.99

01:30:11.960 Yeah, they were just trying to spin it. 1.00

01:30:13.420 The attack on homosexuality, and it's like, well, it's also the same Muslim fucking people 1.00

01:30:18.240 you're supporting. 1.00

01:30:18.900 Oh, God. 1.00

01:30:19.160 Which, by the way, he fucked up big time. 1.00

01:30:21.180 Damn it. 1.00

01:30:21.960 They're good. 1.00

01:30:22.620 You, you know.

01:30:23.980 No, I still-

01:30:24.940 Honestly, I still go Pulse, because it's, like, it's way, way more awful, but-

01:30:29.400 It is.

01:30:30.000 I'm just saying, I'm just saying, like, the dude was also on the FBI radar.

01:30:33.760 Well, he didn't have to kill them.

01:30:35.420 There's no way they can procreate- 1.00

01:30:36.800 Well, no, they can rape kids. 1.00

01:30:38.260 No, Pulse was. 0.98

01:30:39.220 The Pulse dude.

01:30:39.640 I was saying Pulse, but now, yeah, I'm kind of leaning toward Highland Park.

01:30:42.620 I just like to look at that guy's face, too. 0.95

01:30:44.740 Yeah, his face is dope. 0.80

01:30:46.240 The problem with Pulse now- 0.99

01:30:48.380 His face is dope. 0.96

01:30:49.740 He does have, like, an alien-headed neck. 0.93

01:30:51.360 He's got no chin, which I always respect.

01:30:54.120 The problem with-

01:30:55.000 The face tattoos, I mean, he was going hard in the paint.

01:30:56.980 The problem with Pulse is he was going to shoot up Disney, and then he shot up a less 0.97

01:31:00.500 gay place. 0.98

01:31:05.340 Tobe. 1.00

01:31:05.900 Tobe with a banger. 0.99

01:31:09.980 Final.

01:31:10.720 Who hasn't voted, and where are we at?

01:31:12.340 Took me all episode.

01:31:14.180 I'm still voting.

01:31:15.140 Toad from the top.

01:31:15.560 Toad from the top.

01:31:16.160 I'm still voting for Pulse.

01:31:17.620 Okay, one for Pulse.

01:31:19.260 Highland Park.

01:31:20.260 All the way.

01:31:20.520 I'm voting Pulse, so there's-

01:31:21.840 2-1.

01:31:23.360 Highland Park.

01:31:24.420 2-2.

01:31:25.020 Yeah, yeah.

01:31:26.000 I have to vote Pulse only because I can't have-

01:31:27.900 3-2.

01:31:28.540 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:31:29.420 I can't have a fucking emo rapper or whatever artist- 1.00

01:31:32.920 That's true. 0.99

01:31:33.640 Yeah, competition.

01:31:35.040 That's great content I want to cover, though.

01:31:36.760 That lane still needs to be open. 0.99

01:31:38.360 Yeah, that kid looks like a fucking- 1.00

01:31:40.340 I know, he looks like me. 1.00

01:31:41.460 We can say it, exactly.

01:31:42.320 I don't know if we can knock off you, so I'm going Pulse. 1.00

01:31:44.440 What's up?

01:31:44.980 No, you have a much stronger jaw, though.

01:31:47.580 Wait, so that's-

01:31:48.760 That's 4-2.

01:31:49.740 That's 4-2.

01:31:50.640 So my vote doesn't matter.

01:31:51.640 Perfect.

01:31:51.940 I don't want to vote.

01:31:52.900 There you go.

01:31:53.480 Pulse moves on.

01:31:54.120 Pulse moves on.

01:31:55.060 I'm legitimately upset. 1.00

01:31:56.280 I was so looking forward to analyzing that weird motherfucker. 0.99

01:31:59.140 Well, we still could do that if you want. 0.99

01:32:00.840 We could still-

01:32:01.260 No, that's why I tried to vote on you.

01:32:02.860 No, that's it.

01:32:03.700 We could still analyze him.

01:32:05.400 No, we can't.

01:32:06.580 That we've moved past that.

01:32:07.500 I have literally forgotten everything about him.

01:32:09.460 Yeah, I don't care about that story anymore now.

01:32:12.240 I feel like we could have willed that guy to win the whole thing if we would have got him in there.

01:32:18.400 Just to spite random.

01:32:21.120 So the audience knows we do talk about this, and we have a narrative that we're trying to push from the entire time.

01:32:25.580 It was like emo rap, though.

01:32:27.220 It was like it wasn't even- 1.00

01:32:28.860 If you're going to do emo rap, then do emo shit with your life. 1.00

01:32:33.120 You don't rap about emo shit and then go kill people. 1.00

01:32:36.020 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:32:36.340 I think that's the most emo thing you can do. 0.99

01:32:38.400 I don't know the fuck you're talking about. 0.99

01:32:40.680 It's very emotional to go on a mass shooting. 1.00

01:32:43.080 I know, but then your song should be about killing people, not yourself. 0.74

01:32:47.080 You know? 0.94

01:32:48.000 All right, take this graphic, then.

01:32:49.940 Let's hit one more subject, I guess.

01:32:51.940 All right, yeah.

01:32:52.500 What'd you have?

01:32:53.040 You had something.

01:32:54.520 What'd you have?

01:32:55.780 We had a bunch of videos.

01:32:57.120 Or did you guys hit them, Ari?

01:32:58.260 We have a video.

01:32:58.980 No, we didn't hit any of them.

01:33:00.020 We have a video of them.

01:33:00.620 Top had something.

01:33:01.420 I thought Top had something.

01:33:02.160 You had something you wanted to talk about.

01:33:03.880 There was an update.

01:33:04.840 There was one thing.

01:33:06.820 No, he didn't.

01:33:07.880 I want to say the update on the Hitler's Fleshlight tattoo of Crip Daddy. 0.90

01:33:12.520 What happened was it hasn't been drawn yet.

01:33:14.980 And I'm still working out the math of how I'm going to do it.

01:33:17.580 I did spend $109 supporting Crip.

01:33:20.940 And then I posted it.

01:33:22.080 So I'm not a good person.

01:33:22.980 So you can all see.

01:33:23.980 So I already blew that money doing that.

01:33:26.400 So I'll have to build up again.

01:33:28.060 But then there's this sick part of me that I would still – I was a kid and I liked what I considered real.

01:33:34.780 And then there's fake.

01:33:35.600 And then there's this sick schizophrenic part of me that I thought, what if Crip Daddy isn't real?

01:33:39.860 What if he's this built kid?

01:33:42.080 No, but what I'm saying is what if he is this built, able-bodied kid who gets in the wheelchair and does the thing? 0.95

01:33:48.580 That idea fucks with me. 1.00

01:33:50.560 So it's like if I get a tattoo – because his whole thing is he inspires me not to be a bitch. 0.99

01:33:55.300 It's even funnier if you – like you should get a tattoo of Crip and Eliza Blue and like one of them will end up being real. 0.92

01:34:03.360 No, I believe he's real.

01:34:04.900 But then there's that part of my mind because like when you see everything goes behind a curtain, it makes me sick of like – I mean, again, at that point, it would still be really fucking funny if an able-bodied person pretended to be crippled and then took the career path that he did. 0.96

01:34:17.180 That makes a tattoo like 10 times better.

01:34:19.060 Exactly.

01:34:19.380 I find it even funnier that –

01:34:20.760 I'm just saying that concern did go through my head.

01:34:22.720 That Randall thinks Michael Laird is still alive. 0.99

01:34:25.140 He's like, he didn't have fucking ALS. 0.98

01:34:26.920 I think you should have Toph design the Hitler flashlight tattoo. 0.99

01:34:33.340 Yeah.

01:34:33.940 That would be pretty cool, like a flashlight with a little Hitler mustache. 0.96

01:34:36.080 But now it's not going to happen for months because I donate $109.

01:34:41.060 All right.

01:34:41.980 The videos that we have were, I believe, A Man Who's on Fire.

01:34:46.780 Yo, that one's great.

01:34:47.620 Play it.

01:34:48.440 All right.

01:34:48.640 I want to see it now.

01:34:50.020 Let's go.

01:34:50.780 All right.

01:34:51.860 That's just dope, dude.

01:34:53.240 It kept getting taken off of Twitter, but I think the one that we have in the spreadsheet

01:34:57.000 right now is still up.

01:34:58.440 So let's hope.

01:34:59.140 I can't remember if it was on this show or a different show where I talked about – no,

01:35:02.500 maybe it was just in the group chat.

01:35:03.760 I remember watching a video of a guy setting a dog on fire.

01:35:09.140 Where is that?

01:35:10.020 I don't want to watch that.

01:35:11.120 I don't want to watch that either. 0.99

01:35:12.980 Why is a man on fire so much better than a fucking dog on fire? 1.00

01:35:17.720 Because the dog didn't put itself on fire, dickhead. 1.00

01:35:20.200 Yeah, this is bad. 1.00

01:35:21.200 Yeah, this is bad.

01:35:21.340 You think the guy put himself on fire?

01:35:22.840 Yeah, I do.

01:35:23.400 I don't even know the story. 1.00

01:35:24.120 I don't give a fuck with this random dude on fire. 0.99

01:35:27.260 I don't know him. 1.00

01:35:27.380 How many times have dogs given you bullshit and lying at a store or just on the street 1.00

01:35:31.540 bumping into you and saying – 1.00

01:35:32.540 That was the worst take you've ever had, honestly.

01:35:34.600 I swear to God.

01:35:35.080 No, I'm just saying.

01:35:37.540 No.

01:35:37.980 I think it's a very weird thing. 0.98

01:35:39.320 Why do you care more about a dog than a random dude you don't fucking know? 1.00

01:35:42.820 Also, because dogs don't write fucking 100 comments about how much your comedy sucks. 1.00

01:35:49.540 Also, humanity. 1.00

01:35:50.860 I don't know.

01:35:51.660 Man on Fire, by the way.

01:35:53.200 Strong Denzel movie.

01:35:54.980 A dog has never refused to debate me.

01:35:57.000 All right. 0.99

01:35:57.220 Every time I see a homeless dude, though, I think about lighting them on fire. 0.98

01:36:01.380 So, like, this is what makes this video good. 0.90

01:36:03.080 Well, this is my question.

01:36:04.180 I dig it, Clint.

01:36:05.260 Well, my question is how did he get set on fire?

01:36:07.380 Did somebody else set him on fire?

01:36:08.980 We don't know.

01:36:09.900 What's the video?

01:36:11.280 Wasn't this a tweet that said, like, somebody who was, like, visiting with his son for a

01:36:15.260 college and they saw this?

01:36:17.140 Yeah.

01:36:18.120 Yeah.

01:36:18.600 That's what this was going about.

01:36:19.980 Like, someone was just, like – he was like, yeah, I was videoing – I can't remember

01:36:22.840 which college it was.

01:36:23.520 Hey, maybe go to San Francisco State University.

01:36:26.400 This is how these liberals do gender surgery? 1.00

01:36:30.160 Jesus.

01:36:31.380 All right.

01:36:33.300 Play it.

01:36:34.120 This is your brain on college. 1.00

01:36:36.540 Look at how fucking dope this is. 1.00

01:36:38.700 I would be running fast. 1.00

01:36:39.580 Is he yelling, ow?

01:36:40.780 That's so funny. 1.00

01:36:41.760 Stop dropping roll, asshole. 1.00

01:36:44.520 Stop it. 1.00

01:36:49.080 That guy was like, chance to throw a bike at a black guy now. 0.99

01:36:54.360 I've been waiting for this moment. 0.95

01:36:56.300 Dickie had a great joke about the bike.

01:36:58.080 Just throw that up there whenever you get it. 0.98

01:36:59.680 It's fucking hilarious. 0.98

01:37:00.640 That's good. 1.00

01:37:01.420 I've been waiting 33 years for a black man to be on fire in front of me. 1.00

01:37:04.920 Not Keith. 0.99

01:37:06.060 Dickie.

01:37:06.580 He said it first.

01:37:10.800 Would you?

01:37:12.100 Okay.

01:37:12.880 Yeah.

01:37:13.220 That's all right.

01:37:13.680 What was your thought with throwing the bike at all?

01:37:18.440 I guess it's like that video of the...

01:37:22.320 I think it's better than nothing.

01:37:24.420 Yeah, but it's like that video of the Africans throwing the dirt on that house fire. 0.97

01:37:28.960 Oh, my God.

01:37:29.640 Yeah, that video is so funny.

01:37:35.240 I think this entire video is a perfect analogy for the modern millennial, zillennial group of people because they see a man on fire. 1.00

01:37:44.240 You have a bunch of people that are so fucking dumb. 1.00

01:37:46.400 They're just hitting them with his jackets. 1.00

01:37:48.020 Then you have like the pinnacle of retardation that sprints in there with a bike and it's like, no, no, no, no. 1.00

01:37:53.300 These idiots. 1.00

01:37:54.020 He has to get down to the ground. 1.00

01:37:55.080 I'm going to hit him with a bike. 1.00

01:37:55.860 How about you use your goddamn hands and be like a human being for a second? 1.00

01:38:01.000 You're not going to catch on fire just by pushing the fucking dude to the ground. 1.00

01:38:04.100 No one does it. 1.00

01:38:04.740 I don't want to touch the homeless guy.

01:38:05.840 What do they teach in school?

01:38:07.060 It's crazy here.

01:38:08.320 I want to touch them.

01:38:08.600 Do you know what they teach?

01:38:09.540 Like fire drills in school anymore?

01:38:11.980 I don't think I said that earlier.

01:38:14.860 It really is like the, like you said, it is like the millennial thing of like, I don't know what I should do, but I just know I should do something.

01:38:22.660 That's what I'm saying.

01:38:23.100 What do they teach them?

01:38:24.680 They're like, can I, can I, can I downvote this? 0.99

01:38:28.760 This sucks. 0.99

01:38:29.100 Look at it. 1.00

01:38:29.380 Look at his, look at the little gay leg kick he does as he throws the bike. 1.00

01:38:33.480 When this, this almost happened to me in college and I, and I was smarter than this entire group. 0.96

01:38:39.300 Someone threw a bike at you when you were on fire? 1.00

01:38:40.720 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:38:41.200 This almost happened to you in college. 1.00

01:38:42.800 Okay.

01:38:43.120 So in college, you, you, you, you ever, uh, you know, you're hanging out with the boys and you take like a Zipro lighter.

01:38:49.440 You did not hang out with the boys in college.

01:38:50.860 Yeah, yeah.

01:38:51.920 You take a Zipro lighter and you set yourself on fire. 1.00

01:38:53.920 You know when you, you, when you take a girl's bra off and her tits explode in her bushes and she doesn't know you're there. 1.00

01:39:00.780 No, you take like a Zipro lighter and you light your sock on fire. 0.99

01:39:04.200 You ever do this?

01:39:04.960 Nope.

01:39:05.380 No.

01:39:05.780 I actually know what you're talking about.

01:39:07.900 Oh, you're talking about letting the boys do it.

01:39:10.160 Yeah, we would do this all the time because it would like burn up like kind of all the fuzzies. 0.99

01:39:13.300 Oh, do you ever do the Axe body spray like on someone that's fucking with you? 1.00

01:39:16.940 Oh, fuck! 1.00

01:39:17.560 No, where you light the spray and you press the fucking lighter and it like shoots like a flamethrower. 1.00

01:39:21.860 Do you ever blow torch your homeboys? 0.99

01:39:24.180 No.

01:39:25.300 Do you ever mix gasoline and styrofoam and set it on fire on your friends?

01:39:28.720 Oh, yeah.

01:39:29.280 I said that.

01:39:29.720 It's a federal crime, I think.

01:39:31.240 Do you ever cover feather anybody?

01:39:32.400 It's pretty wild.

01:39:33.400 I said that last year on a podcast.

01:39:34.900 This podcast, I said that. 1.00

01:39:37.000 Anyone ever been irritating and then you just roll out a guillotine and chop your fucking head off? 1.00

01:39:40.520 No, random. 1.00

01:39:41.720 I just mixed bleach and fucking, what's that? 0.99

01:39:44.900 Ammonia? 1.00

01:39:45.280 Ammonia.

01:39:45.820 No, no, no.

01:39:46.200 Ammonia.

01:39:47.200 So, this story, by the way, I have another story where I. 0.99

01:39:50.700 Without the dick. 0.99

01:39:51.660 I have another story where I almost burn my friend's mother's house down. 1.00

01:39:55.300 Tell it without stuttering and it'll be a banger.

01:39:58.040 Wow, I stuttered.

01:39:59.020 I'm making fun of this stuff.

01:40:01.080 This is a, no, this is a better story.

01:40:03.060 So, no, no, the one in college, like we would light our sock on fire and like the fuzzies would kind of light on fire and it would like. 0.85

01:40:09.320 That's when Toad found out that cum is flammable. 0.80

01:40:11.620 Yeah, and it would burn out.

01:40:13.620 But this one time I was doing it, because it would just be like this cool effect, but I had these pajama pants that were hanging down over my sock and the flame leapt to my pants and it went all the way up my pants and then all of a sudden my back was on fire.

01:40:27.580 So, I was, you know, not as extreme as this guy.

01:40:33.940 All right, you guys ready to plug and get out of here?

01:40:37.000 That was great.

01:40:37.860 That's the best way to end it there.

01:40:39.320 Oh, yeah.

01:40:40.500 I burned a swastika in someone's carpet once.

01:40:43.420 All right.

01:40:44.780 I did seriously almost burn my friend's mother's house down, though.

01:40:48.800 I just want to say that that remake of the Denzel Washington movie looked terrible.

01:40:53.620 Ooh, we got a good outro for you guys today.

01:40:55.440 That's a deep cut.

01:40:56.040 Sorry.

01:40:57.020 Yeah, go ahead.

01:40:58.060 All right.

01:40:58.880 Man on Fire.

01:40:59.740 Anyone seen it?

01:41:00.400 Great movie.

01:41:00.900 Anyways.

01:41:01.520 Yes. 0.99

01:41:01.820 No, I have to say, I fucked up. 1.00

01:41:03.680 I did this. 0.99

01:41:04.660 I thought it was great.

01:41:05.760 I'm looking at all these places. 1.00

01:41:07.420 Mark, I can't hear shit. 1.00

01:41:08.660 You guys are fucking having me. 1.00

01:41:11.320 We can't hear you. 1.00

01:41:12.240 We need to turn this music down.

01:41:13.820 No, I thought we were exiting.

01:41:16.000 We are.

01:41:16.440 You can catch me at toplobster.com.

01:41:19.480 Top Lobster with an A. Everywhere else on Instagram.

01:41:22.600 I'm doing my fucking portrait today. 1.00

01:41:24.520 So go ahead and check that out on Twitter, Instagram, and all this shit. 1.00

01:41:27.560 Buy a t-shirt. 0.98

01:41:28.460 Terrence Yeek, you didn't kill himself, but we're going to be working on some more Trinity 0.98

01:41:31.800 shit like that. 0.98

01:41:32.920 Yeah, whatever, man. 1.00

01:41:33.700 Let's go.

01:41:34.340 Hell yeah. 0.90

01:41:34.740 Next.

01:41:35.460 Hell yeah.

01:41:35.960 No Way Jose Show.

01:41:37.600 If I'm new to the Ball Ranger, Avocutters, I'll see you as well. 1.00

01:41:41.000 Tomorrow, Shane Cashman, Top Lobster, Clint Russell, myself, Four Pony Boys. 1.00

01:41:46.380 It's going to be fucking tits. 1.00

01:41:48.380 I got a lot to talk about with Shane. 0.99

01:41:50.200 It's going to be fun.

01:41:51.540 So make sure you're there.

01:41:53.180 Adam Nutter, go.

01:41:54.880 Check out the Cultivate.

01:41:55.800 Check out the Porcupine.

01:41:57.000 Follow me at Adam Nutter on Twitter.

01:41:58.260 Come see me do comedy on the road.

01:41:59.700 It'll be a punchline next Wednesday night. 1.00

01:42:01.860 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:42:05.960 What is this? 1.00

01:42:07.640 He wasn't following. 1.00

01:42:09.440 Piece of shit. 1.00

01:42:11.300 Wait, shut up. 1.00

01:42:12.240 Mute him. 1.00

01:42:12.780 Mute him to block his date.

01:42:13.580 Mute him to block his date.

01:42:13.600 Mute him to block his date.

01:42:13.620 Mute him to block his date.

01:42:14.420 Mute him to block his date.

01:42:14.440 Mute him to block his date. 1.00

01:42:14.500 Shut up. 0.99

01:42:15.060 Next Wednesday, Punchline, Philly. 1.00

01:42:17.220 Coming after that.

01:42:18.100 At the end of the month, the 24th, 25th, I'll be with Robbie the Fire, Bernstein, Steamboat,

01:42:21.900 Springs, Colorado.

01:42:22.700 That's going to be fun.

01:42:23.760 April 6th, I'm doing the Delaware LP Convention, and then other shirts coming out.

01:42:27.920 So just follow me.

01:42:28.780 Yay.

01:42:30.440 Mark, Brandon.

01:42:31.700 I missed too much of the show to do a plug, but I'll say that I have my episode with Richard

01:42:35.960 Booth dropping tomorrow, so check it out.

01:42:37.840 Liberty Lockdown.

01:42:39.880 Markrandom.com.

01:42:40.900 I have this movie.

01:42:41.860 It's a miracle Hebrew Messiah thing. 0.97

01:42:44.340 I don't fucking remember the title of my name. 1.00

01:42:46.460 It's a, it's a, it's a, fuck. 1.00

01:42:49.120 It's a something. 1.00

01:42:49.880 It's a movie, like a holiday special of some shit, but it's multi-holiday. 0.99

01:42:54.880 It's a weird movie coming of age. 0.99

01:42:56.660 A guy who, like, isn't where he wants to be in life, overcoming his past, getting broken

01:43:00.580 up with his girlfriend, and it's a Mark Random kind of holiday extravaganza.

01:43:04.980 It's a miracle Hebrew Messiah.

01:43:06.340 He comes to terms with being Jewish, and it's really funny. 0.94

01:43:09.200 It has my stand-up in it, and all that other shit, and the song, I tried to match up with 0.77

01:43:13.840 the exact song, the exact syllables, and then it didn't, and I see mistakes in it, so

01:43:18.880 I wish I gave a better version, so that's it, and markrandom.com. 0.74

01:43:22.260 Where can I find your, your porn collection, because I know you've done porn.

01:43:25.620 That's, that's on X-Hamster.

01:43:27.320 I don't know if it's still there, Mitch, Mitch Harper.

01:43:30.080 Looking it up right now.

01:43:31.280 I just, I literally just guessed that he has porn out there.

01:43:33.900 I hope that's true. 1.00

01:43:35.000 Male domination on female, and there's some orgy there. 1.00

01:43:37.220 I think the video with the chick in the cage is still there, I'm not sure, but. 0.50

01:43:40.080 Wait, wait, what's the name, what's the name I have to search for?

01:43:42.300 I do, uh, Mitch Harperman.

01:43:44.460 Mitch Harperman.

01:43:45.880 Hold on.

01:43:47.760 Is it Mitch Harper, or Mitch Harperman? 0.88

01:43:49.940 I, I forget, I fucking forget what the person put in the title.

01:43:54.080 Clint just wants to connect you to that level. 1.00

01:43:55.820 He's like, dude, I've jerked off to your porn. 0.99

01:43:57.100 I just want to see if his, if his heat surpasses mine. 1.00

01:44:01.780 Anyways, uh, no, it's no, it's no missionary sex.

01:44:06.680 That's on, I think, Reality Kings 10 years ago was on that, but there's nothing public 0.79

01:44:10.820 about missionary sex. 0.97

01:44:11.760 It's just chicks tied up and stuff. 1.00

01:44:13.860 And I've walked on leashes.

01:44:15.120 Uh, Fat Comic Dave and, um, at Tower Gang Cole on Twitter.

01:44:19.480 Go check out, I was on Adam Nutter Show with Top Lobster and with, um, Monica Perez. 0.98

01:44:24.960 It was, it was fucking great. 0.96

01:44:26.380 I had a great time. 0.98

01:44:27.460 Like I said, we talked about our down son.

01:44:30.120 Uh, that was the best part of it.

01:44:30.560 Oh yeah, should we talk about the other thing, too?

01:44:32.640 Okay, sure.

01:44:33.560 Uh, me, Top Lobster and Adam are kind of trying to put together a conspiracy pod that Top has

01:44:41.280 been wanting to do with me, and then Adam hit me up, too, and I was like, you know what?

01:44:45.060 Open everybody.

01:44:46.400 Let's make it a three-some. 0.78

01:44:47.080 Conspiracy podcast coming up.

01:44:48.120 Yeah.

01:44:48.680 Hopefully soon we're going to talk about it and get something.

01:44:51.600 Inward Thoughts is the name.

01:44:53.380 Inward Thoughts.

01:44:54.040 Inward Thoughts.

01:44:55.360 It's going to be great.

01:44:57.020 Tower Gang Tone on Twitter.

01:44:58.580 Subscribe to the Tower Gang Pod everywhere.

01:45:00.860 Subscribe to the Patreon.

01:45:02.060 Patreon.com slash Tower Gang Pod.

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01:45:11.140 We will not exist on YouTube forever, I assure you.

01:45:13.680 That's right.

01:45:14.220 And I think the live stream is fucked up tonight, but I'll have to check that out.

01:45:17.460 I might have to re-upload this episode there.

01:45:19.640 I was just on Break the Cycle yesterday as well with Josh Smith.

01:45:23.000 That was a fun time.

01:45:24.620 And I will watch.

01:45:27.380 Yeah, exactly.

01:45:28.540 And I am going to watch.

01:45:30.560 I'm going to find Mitch Harperman's porno and watch it and review it on the next Sour Gang.

01:45:35.880 Harperman.

01:45:36.280 Do we have one more video to watch?

01:45:41.880 We have the outro.

01:45:43.080 It's okay.

01:45:43.540 The outro.

01:45:44.380 The outro.

01:45:44.660 I tried to make it as good as the original. 0.97

01:45:47.600 And then, like I said, I said to you guys, I was fucked up on drugs. 0.62

01:45:50.000 And then I looked at it and listened to it today. 0.93

01:45:51.600 We love it. 0.99

01:45:52.000 And I was like, fuck, I could have done it better. 0.99

01:45:53.840 Little Dicky, play it now and we're going to banter our way out of here. 1.00

01:45:57.560 Yeah.

01:45:58.020 Yeah. 1.00

01:45:58.720 Don't talk over this fucking gold. 1.00

01:46:00.420 It's the Tower Power, our slut. 1.00

01:46:04.100 It's the Tower Power, our bitch. 1.00

01:46:05.760 No way, Jose. 1.00

01:46:07.200 Liberty Lockdown. 1.00

01:46:08.440 It's the Tower Power, our bitch. 1.00

01:46:10.900 Reed. 1.00

01:46:13.500 Cole.

01:46:15.120 Top Lobster.

01:46:16.440 And Toad.

01:46:17.800 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:46:20.160 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:46:21.920 Liberty Lock is truth, eh?

01:46:23.720 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose. 0.94

01:46:26.220 Toad is sick.

01:46:27.240 No way, Jose. 1.00

01:46:28.280 It's the Tower Power, our slut. 1.00

01:46:29.900 Amy, Dave, Smith, all his... 1.00

01:46:31.420 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:46:33.940 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:46:35.860 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:46:37.880 They speak courage, you sped.

01:46:39.400 Sped.

01:46:39.860 More than Rogan, you fed.

01:46:41.440 You fed.

01:46:41.860 Truth, Bob, Weather, Tim, Cass, Hotep.

01:46:43.900 Hotep.

01:46:44.360 More offensive, LOS, no disrespect.

01:46:47.380 More offensive than LOS, no disrespect.

01:46:49.340 Yes, I am.

01:46:49.900 Redhead, Libertarian is their best friend.

01:46:51.560 Shee-haw. 0.77

01:46:52.020 Unless they get raided, then they never met.

01:46:53.820 Never met. 0.99

01:46:54.400 None of this shit be new to me. 0.99

01:46:55.880 Truly. 1.00

01:46:56.360 Clint is a sexual brute to me. 0.99

01:46:57.900 Sorry. 0.99

01:46:58.240 No booster seat, get them tall boots on you.

01:47:00.120 Not a mission. 1.00

01:47:00.420 Fuck every podcast, that won't stoop to me. 1.00

01:47:02.440 Brando. 1.00

01:47:02.640 Libertarian won't be the same, they revolution-y.

01:47:04.860 That's a word.

01:47:05.420 I miss grammar, it's sending it, rhymed dubitably.

01:47:07.900 That too. 1.00

01:47:08.320 Promote myself on their shot, stupidly. 1.00

01:47:10.380 Comedy, philosophy, markrandom.com, user free. 1.00

01:47:12.960 Brando.

01:47:13.420 I'm single lady, so please choose a meet.

01:47:15.860 They scream Tower Gang worldwide.

01:47:17.480 Tower Gang.

01:47:17.860 Tower Gang rise.

01:47:18.840 Together we will overthrow the...

01:47:20.520 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

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Tower Gang - March 09, 2023

Ep 113 - Random Nut w⧸ Adam Nutter & Mark RanDoM

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