Tower Gang - Ep 116 - Cum in a Cup

00:00:00.000 Doing the intro

00:00:02.840 What's up retards 1.00

00:00:04.840 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby 1.00

00:00:06.840 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's 1.00

00:00:10.000 Mussy 1.00

00:00:12.000 You want to kill me or you want to give me a boner? 1.00

00:00:14.000 I don't know 1.00

00:00:16.000 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny 1.00

00:00:18.000 How low is me? I'm retarded 1.00

00:00:20.000 Have you guys ever had the mythical 1.00

00:00:22.000 Where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit 0.99

00:00:24.000 Where they go 0.99

00:00:26.000 The three of you had a threesome of some kind

00:00:28.000 I was 1.00

00:00:30.000 Watching it and jerking off 0.99

00:00:32.000 And 0.99

00:00:36.000 Toad's on fire

00:00:38.000 She was a 10 in real life

00:00:40.000 She's like a dead 8 0.99

00:00:42.000 Louis, you're like a brother to me

00:00:44.000 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang

00:00:46.000 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast 1.00

00:00:48.000 Fat Dave, fuck you, man 1.00

00:00:54.000 It's not what this show is about 1.00

00:00:56.000 This shit is retarded 1.00

00:00:58.000 Man, this shit is fucking retarded 1.00

00:01:02.000 What's up everybody? 1.00

00:01:04.000 It's another episode of Tower Gang

00:01:06.000 We're back, we got Jose, we got Top, we got Toad 0.99

00:01:08.000 We shed the old fuckers 0.99

00:01:10.000 Clint and Reed 1.00

00:01:12.000 We don't need them anymore

00:01:14.000 It's an all man-lit version of Tower Gang

00:01:16.000 Reed's like the youngest of us

00:01:18.000 He's the oldest in heart

00:01:20.000 He's the oldest soul

00:01:22.000 He's the oldest in female preference 1.00

00:01:24.000 Yeah, that's true dude

00:01:26.000 I sent him like

00:01:28.000 There's this bimbo that works at the gym 1.00

00:01:30.000 That she's probably at least mid-40s

00:01:32.000 And I was like

00:01:34.000 I instantly saw her and I was like

00:01:36.000 Out of all the women 1.00

00:01:38.000 That come in here 0.77

00:01:40.000 He would gravitate to this old 1.00

00:01:42.000 Just fucking gnarly bitch 1.00

00:01:44.000 And I sent it to him and he said 1.00

00:01:46.000 Yep, that's who I want

00:01:47.000 I'm sorry guys

00:01:48.000 I might be a little quiet this episode

00:01:50.000 I'm still stunned at what's going on here

00:01:52.000 So, for those not in the know

00:01:54.000 I was just given admin access

00:01:56.000 To the Tower Gang chat

00:01:58.000 That's what took so long for us to start

00:02:00.000 Is Top kept dropping up

00:02:02.000 I really wanted to get on here

00:02:04.000 I was about to have another

00:02:06.000 Romanic episode

00:02:08.000 Like I apparently did the other day

00:02:10.000 That was me pulling up this con

00:02:11.000 I don't even know what it says

00:02:12.000 What if that is

00:02:13.000 It doesn't matter

00:02:14.000 We're not going into that

00:02:15.000 We want to keep him on the show

00:02:16.000 We don't want to anger his boss

00:02:18.000 We know how that works

00:02:19.000 And he does whatever you know

00:02:21.000 I'm overwhelmed

00:02:22.000 There's a lot of buttons here

00:02:23.000 I got lucky that night

00:02:24.000 And that's all I'll say

00:02:25.000 Yeah

00:02:26.000 That's right

00:02:27.000 Cole

00:02:28.000 What he's saying is that

00:02:29.000 He left the show that night 1.00

00:02:31.000 Just to get some pussy 1.00

00:02:32.000 There's nothing 1.00

00:02:33.000 There's nothing that eases over 0.96

00:02:34.000 Honey, you're being crazy 0.95

00:02:35.000 To 1.00

00:02:36.000 Did you actually get pussy? 1.00

00:02:41.000 I mean, I can confirm or deny on that one 1.00

00:02:43.000 Why are you being so gay? 1.00

00:02:44.000 It was your wife 0.99

00:02:45.000 You could be like 1.00

00:02:46.000 Yeah, I fucked 1.00

00:02:49.000 They live streamed it 1.00

00:02:50.000 And I masturbated to it 0.99

00:02:53.000 That's true 0.99

00:02:54.000 I think

00:02:55.000 I can't

00:02:57.000 We have a

00:02:58.000 Oh

00:02:59.000 Alright

00:03:01.000 Cole's going to drop out 0.99

00:03:02.000 God damn it 1.00

00:03:05.000 I think she's taking a shit in the room next to me 1.00

00:03:07.000 Cole, explain what dreams you've had this week 0.99

00:03:10.000 Uh, no

00:03:14.000 No more dreams

00:03:15.000 No more dreams, please

00:03:16.000 What I was going to say is

00:03:17.000 We have a

00:03:18.000 We have a webcam in our room

00:03:19.000 That only Toad has access to

00:03:21.000 Just because we feel like

00:03:22.000 Every time we have sex now

00:03:24.000 I just feel like 0.53

00:03:25.000 I need Toad to be involved

00:03:26.000 Just to help him not

00:03:27.000 You know, jump off a cliff or something

00:03:29.000 I thought it was to help you

00:03:30.000 Be the best that you can

00:03:31.000 That's true

00:03:32.000 I have to

00:03:33.000 I need an audience

00:03:34.000 But Toad is the only audience

00:03:35.000 That me and Elizabeth both agreed upon

00:03:37.000 Will not ruin our marriage

00:03:38.000 So

00:03:39.000 I'm not going to lie 1.00

00:03:40.000 It is fun to fuck in front of people 1.00

00:03:41.000 It's like, look at me 1.00

00:03:42.000 I'm getting pussy 1.00

00:03:43.000 You ain't dog 1.00

00:03:44.000 I don't give a shit 1.00

00:03:45.000 Wait, wait, Jose 1.00

00:03:46.000 Have you fucked in front of people? 1.00

00:03:47.000 Oh, I 100% have dog 1.00

00:03:48.000 You haven't?

00:03:49.000 Tell us a story

00:03:50.000 I mean, yes I have

00:03:51.000 I don't know

00:03:52.000 I mean, back in the day

00:03:53.000 There's been

00:03:54.000 I'm not going to give any specific stories 0.98

00:03:55.000 But there are definitely times where I've fucked 0.95

00:03:56.000 And there have been people around 0.99

00:03:57.000 I don't give a shit 0.98

00:03:58.000 Like, it's just 0.99

00:03:59.000 It's animalistic

00:04:00.000 Like, they look at you and you're like 0.90

00:04:01.000 You can get the fuck out of here 0.99

00:04:02.000 I don't give a shit 0.99

00:04:03.000 You know what it's about 0.99

00:04:04.000 You've been there

00:04:05.000 What are you talking about?

00:04:06.000 You guys

00:04:07.000 It spurred me on

00:04:08.000 But like

00:04:09.000 I don't know

00:04:10.000 I was more weirded out than anything

00:04:13.000 In your situation

00:04:14.000 Is this a situation

00:04:15.000 That people who are watching

00:04:16.000 Agree to beforehand?

00:04:17.000 Or did you just go to some public place 0.97

00:04:19.000 And be like, yeah, we're fucking right now 0.98

00:04:21.000 Right now? 0.66

00:04:22.000 Honestly, I don't remember

00:04:23.000 I think there was blowing balls 0.97

00:04:24.000 In a mall

00:04:25.000 Just in a mall

00:04:26.000 Just going hardcore

00:04:27.000 And people passing by

00:04:28.000 And he's like

00:04:29.000 Yeah

00:04:30.000 Like, yeah

00:04:31.000 Cause

00:04:33.000 Oh my god

00:04:34.000 That's

00:04:35.000 I mean, I guess we all

00:04:36.000 Kind of did it

00:04:37.000 If we ever got like a hand job

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00:04:39.000 He's 0.99

00:04:40.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:04:41.000 He's having too much fun 1.00

00:04:42.000 With admin controls

00:04:43.000 He's gonna go crazy

00:04:44.000 We're gonna have to fire him

00:04:47.000 What's going on here?

00:04:49.000 But if we ever

00:04:50.000 Like, anybody that's ever gotten

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00:04:53.000 In like a movie theater

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00:04:55.000 Kind of had some sort of

00:04:56.000 Sexual activity

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00:04:58.500 Oh yeah

00:04:59.000 I remember

00:05:00.000 And when I was in high school

00:05:01.000 My senior

00:05:02.000 It was my senior summer

00:05:04.000 Me and my best friend

00:05:05.000 In the same car 0.98

00:05:06.000 We both got jerked off 0.99

00:05:07.000 By our girlfriends 0.99

00:05:08.000 In the same car

00:05:09.000 At the same time

00:05:10.000 Which was weird

00:05:11.000 That it wasn't a blow 0.98

00:05:12.000 It was just a jerk off 0.98

00:05:13.000 But like 0.99

00:05:14.000 It was high school

00:05:15.000 And they were like

00:05:16.000 I mean, me and him were both like 0.94

00:05:17.000 We had fucking done stuff for it 0.95

00:05:18.000 These were 0.99

00:05:19.000 Our chicks were kind of like 1.00

00:05:20.000 I don't know

00:05:21.000 Like, we hadn't been with them too long

00:05:23.000 So it was like

00:05:24.000 He he he, we're checking you off 0.81

00:05:26.000 Jose, I'm glad you specified

00:05:27.000 There were chicks involved 1.00

00:05:28.000 Because at first

00:05:29.000 You just said you and your homie

00:05:30.000 Yeah, that's what I was about to say

00:05:31.000 I was like

00:05:32.000 Between the homies 1.00

00:05:33.000 We both got hands simultaneously

00:05:34.000 It's like

00:05:35.000 Yeah, I know what's going on here

00:05:36.000 Yeah, you could be in that

00:05:37.000 That loose

00:05:38.000 The mutual handle

00:05:39.000 Luis J. Gomez talks about 0.97

00:05:40.000 The like the jerk off parties 0.98

00:05:42.000 That he would do as a kid 0.97

00:05:43.000 Like when he was like

00:05:44.000 Under like very like

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00:05:48.000 What it was

00:05:49.000 And they were just doing it for fun

00:05:50.000 I mean, that could be a thing 1.00

00:05:51.000 I mean, Top did it in front of his fucking 1.00

00:05:53.000 Right next to his fucking cousin 0.99

00:05:55.000 I don't know if I ever told you guys 1.00

00:05:57.000 I don't know what he's doing

00:05:58.000 I don't know what he's doing

00:05:59.000 I don't know if I ever told you guys this story

00:06:01.000 I feel like I've told this

00:06:02.000 On this show before

00:06:03.000 I remember when

00:06:04.000 I think I was like 12

00:06:05.000 Me and my friends

00:06:06.000 I don't remember

00:06:07.000 One of our friends had this like

00:06:08.000 Some dude in his neighborhood 0.99

00:06:09.000 That he fucking hated 0.99

00:06:10.000 Some neighbor 0.99

00:06:11.000 I don't remember what he did

00:06:12.000 Pissed him off

00:06:13.000 This is when I lived in Maine

00:06:14.000 So like

00:06:15.000 And it was in the winter

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00:06:17.000 Basically almost zero to three weather

00:06:18.000 Like in the middle of the night

00:06:19.000 And we all jerked off into a cup 0.89

00:06:21.000 And poured it on his door 0.92

00:06:23.000 And car handle

00:06:24.000 Oh my god

00:06:26.000 And we were like

00:06:27.000 We were just like trying to think 0.98

00:06:28.000 What's the most fucked up thing 0.99

00:06:29.000 We could do to him 1.00

00:06:30.000 And so we all jerked off into a cup 0.99

00:06:32.000 Like we didn't do it in front of each other 0.85

00:06:34.000 What was the civility to be like

00:06:35.000 Alright here you go

00:06:36.000 Take it to the bathroom

00:06:37.000 No no no no but what cause

00:06:38.000 We all seen cups

00:06:39.000 So we just like

00:06:40.000 I don't know what's the thing

00:06:41.000 What is that like

00:06:42.000 If you're the last man

00:06:43.000 Like coming in the cup

00:06:45.000 And you're

00:06:46.000 And you have to jizz up to

00:06:47.000 Everybody else's jizz

00:06:48.000 Like what

00:06:49.000 I don't remember what the order was at all

00:06:51.000 But it was

00:06:52.000 I remember like after 0.97

00:06:53.000 Be like that is like the most fucked up thing ever 0.90

00:06:55.000 Cause I didn't know this guy 0.99

00:06:56.000 I just took it on my friend's word 1.00

00:06:57.000 This guy's a piece of shit 1.00

00:06:58.000 piece of shit he's got a piece of shit let's all come in this cup yeah guys and then we're gonna 1.00

00:07:06.760 pour but it's pretty fucked up we think about it because it froze so like you know that like 1.00

00:07:12.720 did you see him wait wait did you see him put it on the car uh yeah i remember he put it on 0.92

00:07:18.660 car door handles like it's his house door handle his car door handles because we knew they were

00:07:24.440 gonna have to touch at least one of them see so like because what makes me laugh would be like if

00:07:28.300 he's just like oh yeah we also come in a cup and i'll put it on there tomorrow guys don't worry

00:07:32.000 about i got this just give me the cup and i'll take care of it like like the homelander thing

00:07:37.020 because because he was and y'all are like oh yeah totally that's hilarious dude and like later on

00:07:46.700 you're like oh how'd that go and he was like what oh yeah no what great yeah totally put it on his

00:07:51.100 car i remember we all we all trekked out there to the dude's house in the middle of the night all 0.98

00:07:55.900 freezing just like we're gonna pour the jizz on his shit and uh yeah like it was so cold you could 0.78

00:08:00.820 almost see it freeze so it was like i don't know it's rather uh if it was to happen to you would 1.00

00:08:05.140 you rather the the cum handle or the uh shit on fire bag uh at your house probably cum handle 0.99

00:08:11.280 honestly because you'd never even know what is this and you just move on yeah you're just like i guess 0.99

00:08:15.460 it froze like i guess i got some little bit of rain last night just on this door handle 0.78

00:08:19.140 yeah i mean you'd be confused but now you'd be like you'd be like nice kids by the way cum 0.59

00:08:25.700 handle is going to be a new term like you know uh cum gutters right for like a dude who has you 0.98

00:08:30.840 know that v-shaped like ab well if it's a fat guy like me oh i can't i have cum handles yeah love 0.98

00:08:36.960 handles those are cum handles cum is scored in the love handles actually uh it's not stored in the 1.00

00:08:41.820 balls it's in the love handles like skinny skinny guys actually don't fuck they just they have to 1.00

00:08:46.640 borrow from like i'm losing my love handles and i'll never have another kid yeah all right you 0.99

00:08:51.760 guys want to get the mailbag uh so we can delay for top i don't know what he's doing i don't know

00:08:56.440 what he said we don't need to delay for him we're gonna go regardless let's do it i guess we'll do

00:09:01.840 the mailbag let's do it all right so tommy asks is the new shooting a false flag or a trainee just

00:09:09.580 getting desperate to give kids new holes dude it was so crazy how immediately i mean and i've seen

00:09:16.480 both sides of it and i can kind of my conspiracy brain's like oh i like that this is a false flag

00:09:20.620 and that it actually wasn't the same shooter because of the shoe thing you see that you i guess 0.67

00:09:24.820 i saw that yeah i think that was bullshit though i think that was bs yeah it was like it was the 0.65

00:09:29.400 lightning and the pants were down over the shoe a little bit it was the same shoe yeah and but like 0.72

00:09:33.800 the only weird angle i've seen so far is apparently melissa joan hart was there and on top of it i

00:09:40.000 guess i saw this from ben swan like made a whole like that's sabrina twitch call yeah ben swan made

00:09:46.500 a little mini thread about it and melissa joan hart was at there like she was on there for some

00:09:51.040 things she was actually helping kids get out supposedly and she was also at sandy hook so it's

00:09:56.400 like i don't know it's weird no this is like go look at ben swan's page scroll through it on

00:10:02.480 twitter any of the math mcconaughey uvaldi connection it's like these celebrities are

00:10:06.420 yeah connected to all of these if you live in a town of a famous celebrity your kids will die

00:10:11.680 so yeah that's exactly right this feels organic to me but at the same time if you think about

00:10:16.520 the aftermath and what is caused and the fact that now conservatives are clamoring for gun control

00:10:20.940 it's like i don't know maybe it was an op or maybe just you know they just played it right

00:10:24.700 it's crazy like they didn't realize she lives next door allegedly are we talking about the

00:10:30.860 bracket right now what's going on guys no no we're talking about the new shooting dude the one that

00:10:34.560 just happened with that tranny yeah oh yeah by the way this shooting wins the bracket just 0.99

00:10:39.660 the uh what i was thinking was like fucking until fucking top 0.99

00:10:46.360 i lost my train of thought damn it it was me not not the plasma you gave yes years ago i don't know 0.98

00:10:54.940 you were talking about melissa joan hart something something with celebrities being close to all these 0.99

00:10:59.600 shootings i don't know what were you gonna say i can't remember fucking fuck but it was just it was 0.97

00:11:04.760 just a very like no i remember what i was gonna say it's funny that they kind of they just now 0.99

00:11:09.420 figured out how to get conservatives on the gun control and they're just like oh yeah just make it

00:11:13.420 somebody that they hate yeah they were like for this whole time they already had the liberals in the

00:11:18.680 left already like that was going to control before that was already a given they didn't have to do 0.98

00:11:22.600 anything to get them on and they were just like oh wait if we just send a tranny in to kill these 1.00

00:11:27.140 kids conservatives are gonna be all for this so we get both sides for it it's it's really funny 0.99

00:11:32.400 that's right and then top and i i got like a bunch of shit for not even we were not advocating for gun 0.90

00:11:37.300 control or i wasn't i don't think you were either and we were at we're technically technically it is

00:11:41.220 gun control but it's a gun control that we actually that is actually correct it's a yeah it's a 0.95

00:11:45.780 private association you are mentally ill i'm not gonna yeah sell you this it's only okay when i do it 1.00

00:11:53.620 that's how i that's my theory on on everything look uh look if you chop your dick off uh i think 1.00

00:12:00.100 that uh somebody should also remove your arms that's all i'm saying i get it what no i get it 0.99

00:12:06.600 you say you don't bear oh yeah it was that it was it was a high level joke i mean like yeah that's

00:12:12.600 that's gonna kill that's all me remember that's good you remember the episode where i did all 1.00

00:12:17.280 that's gonna that's gonna kill an insane asylum toad like my oral sex joke either the fucking of 1.00

00:12:24.100 the ear dude all right next question little dicky oh wait okay what do you all right what do you got 1.00

00:12:32.460 what do you got go for it what was this question it was it basically wasn't it wasn't an op this

00:12:37.100 basically wasn't an op i don't think it was an op i think this person legitimately was like 0.77

00:12:41.880 well one that yes they're mentally ill the trannies which i think uh that was actually 0.99

00:12:46.720 one of top's arguments was but but are they actually he actually came into our chat and top 0.93

00:12:51.380 was like by the way i think all trainees are mentally ill like all of them it's funny the 0.76

00:12:56.400 cool trannies we know are usually like yeah we're mentally ill yeah here's the question though here's

00:13:01.340 the question and it's like by definition they are they literally like they say like i i feel like

00:13:06.900 i'm a different person they reject a different body somebody i started that's schizophrenia i started

00:13:11.700 what is it clint left and etiquette mike etiquette is just out the window cool it guys i'm sorry

00:13:17.080 i was like i'm just gonna talk over everybody because nobody listens to me anyway right well

00:13:23.380 go to sleep go to bed well we could talk about that but my my question about this though is is this

00:13:29.860 person actually trans or it's like what is a transfer it just looks like a chick that didn't

00:13:35.620 wash her hair honestly exactly it's a chick who looks it's a chick who dresses like a dude did you see 0.99

00:13:40.460 a room that picture of a room do we have a picture of all that oh it's it's hilarious it's like can we 0.79

00:13:45.040 find it dirty and then there's like a nato flag a train a trans flag a gay flag and like a communist 0.86

00:13:51.320 flag all on this and then i think now like anime waifus like a picture it's really fucking funny and 0.96

00:13:57.300 like a gamer chair like i was like this is this is the mentally ill person right here 0.90

00:14:01.600 are you able to find that pic i haven't seen i think it was um oh fuck i saw it it was uploaded i want 0.99

00:14:09.700 us it was either boku harambe uh fuck yes i'm gonna need you to dig through someone on twitter's 0.95

00:14:15.540 account please that guy is awesome yeah he is cool i'm just it's just like quite a wild goose chase 0.95

00:14:23.080 to send a producer he's probably tweeted like 20 times since then that's what he's here for man

00:14:28.680 i started i started blocking people on twitter on this because i decided to double down and then

00:14:34.520 now i'm on my like 10th round of just like i guess what how would that be 10 tupling down

00:14:40.080 and yeah somebody posted like a picture of blair white with the gun you remember when she said 0.60

00:14:45.760 something like or he said something like uh i'm packing yeah pretty much i'm gay tranny yeah that

00:14:51.940 one thank you yeah oh my god jc is saying that that's not the person like and i guess it's saying

00:14:58.720 it's misinformation this isn't a shooter but i would understand if that look at the gundam wing

00:15:03.140 in the top left if i was a gun dealer and you brought me your picture of your room i'd be like

00:15:08.500 yeah i'm not selling you a gun i just love the it's the nato because that's the nato flag isn't

00:15:14.020 yeah that is yeah i think the nato the tranny flag the gay flag and then some is that a like what is 0.99

00:15:19.980 that flag on the right i don't know what that is probably some communist um some communist bullshit 0.99

00:15:24.940 yeah well it's red like it definitely is i mean really it's communist bullshit but i don't know 0.96

00:15:30.300 i don't know what it is and then the anime is that the uh the sword from fucking um final fantasy 7 0.99

00:15:36.580 yeah yeah oh no no that's what fuck what's that oh my god no that's bachelor sword oh that is 0.96

00:15:43.740 totally like some shit like from like bleach or some anime anime so an anime guy going like 0.99

00:15:49.120 he ran he ran through the church with his arms behind him like naruto run and then uh that would 0.94

00:15:58.840 be awesome someone fucking legit use like a giant anime sword for a mask and then what's what's what's 0.92

00:16:05.780 the one next to the what's the one next to the pride flag i don't even know one of those others 0.95

00:16:09.700 but the problem is they're all like every mass shooter is some spindly little person and so like 1.00

00:16:19.420 they're trying to lug this huge ass like sword around yeah it is funny the gun was some gay-ass 1.00

00:16:26.800 keltech nine millimeter like bullshit like i don't know and then it's just funny that that and then 1.00

00:16:33.300 it's a woman and they only rack up what like four like six what the fuck six but yeah six so how many 1.00

00:16:40.960 how many how many would uh how many kids would you have to kill to actually become a man like would 0.99

00:16:45.940 you that way you'd be like okay that's that's a manly number right at least five i mean kids are 0.93

00:16:49.740 easy to kill yeah i mean it's kind of a conundrum because it's not masculine behavior one but if you

00:16:56.260 were for some reason able to if you were to like i don't know say you did this moment like where you 1.00

00:17:00.800 broke the matrix and you're just like ah fuck it none of this matters and you i'm gonna kill 0.99

00:17:04.500 everyone anyways it's all just made up in my head like i don't know i feel like i could take out at 1.00

00:17:08.680 least like 20 like come on yeah oh that's fair hand fair hands i could take out 20 yes i could 0.87

00:17:13.880 fucking give me that give me that sword over there forget about it 45 easy i mean i mean i mean this 0.95

00:17:20.240 person did also carry out like three just really late-term abortions so definitely female behavior 1.00

00:17:26.160 and then all right man suicided by cop basically reaching which did you see trans behavior yes the

00:17:32.300 um i was seeing a bunch of memes from like gun like gun instagram and gun twitter about um lpvo's 0.99

00:17:38.980 because the fucking cop that killed him uh her whatever the fuck uh mentioned like you turn on the lpvo 0.99

00:17:47.320 and so like all the manufacturers like fuck yeah and then fucking just like down to down to her 1.00

00:17:53.660 whatever those those cops uh put out basically uh that should be like a training video for like 0.98

00:17:59.400 the uvalde cops and whatever bro i'll tell you the truth i still haven't really watched the video i

00:18:04.140 don't know any of the details all i do know about this whole thing is that after seeing this person 0.92

00:18:09.420 i was like we just probably shouldn't let trainees have guns i feel like this is common sense shit

00:18:13.660 i don't know why i'm getting so much like so so much pushback on this this is fairly easy to say 0.89

00:18:20.300 you're not we're not selling kids uh kids to guns we're not selling kids guys 100 definitely not

00:18:29.520 uh but i'm starting the guns for kids charity actually why would you sell guns to somebody 0.95

00:18:34.420 whose brain is like a child it's like they can't understand basic shit and uh gender so like right 0.98

00:18:40.740 i mean i guess it like are you gonna sell a gun to a retarded person like legitimately i like would 1.00

00:18:45.760 which should we be selling guns to retarded i would sell a gun to a retarded person before i 0.98

00:18:50.060 would sell a gun to a tree that's true they are pretty they're really nice like all down people 0.98

00:18:54.640 are like really nice they would probably only pull it out to kill a tranny 1.00

00:18:57.180 there goes our youtube 0.97

00:19:00.460 the cop who actually did it was actually retarded so there you go i don't understand it but okay 1.00

00:19:10.400 who is going to enforce that get out of your gay gay theory shit but for that we literally have all 0.99

00:19:17.520 been very clear i guess maybe not very clear some of us have been a little bit more ambiguous than 0.99

00:19:21.420 others i'm trying to make it as obscure as possible what i think that's the best way i like i feel like

00:19:28.100 i did it best out of all of us although you you guys were a little bit more playing it towards almost

00:19:33.080 like you're trying to intentionally get people to misunderstand you but i i play it right in 0.99

00:19:37.680 the middle where it's like you get you have to choose to be a faggot like i i made i had still 1.00

00:19:42.200 people that were idiots about it i put some shit like repeal the civil rights act and create social 1.00

00:19:46.600 stigma against selling guns against black people oh sorry yeah and uh and and i was like and like i put 1.00

00:19:53.420 a little bit more to it but essentially the idea of being like that that people you should like enable 0.82

00:19:57.800 people to not fucking do that like i've i have a business and i have turned down people obviously i 0.96

00:20:02.720 don't say to their face we come up with some reason or we still ignore them because i'll be like look at 1.00

00:20:06.540 this fucking trash i'm not giving them fucking giving them trash cats are fucking rats but yeah 1.00

00:20:14.400 like if you have a product especially especially something that's a little bit more expensive that 1.00

00:20:18.560 you know you're gonna be able to sell like why would you want to ruin your brand like that it's 0.99

00:20:22.640 just fucking retarded like it you know but right now i think i'm pretty sure the way the fucking uh 0.99

00:20:27.280 civil rights act is is like i don't think you can discriminate based on gender and technically 0.99

00:20:31.380 the tranny stuff is gender stuff so like you i mean obviously you could just like not sell it to 1.00

00:20:36.440 him for make up a reason but right i mean you may have a lawsuit in your hands then whereas if you 1.00

00:20:41.260 get rid of some like shit like civil rights act you'd be like fuck you tranny get the fuck out of 1.00

00:20:45.160 here here's here's a here's an actual question would you rather a convicted felon and i'll even go 1.00

00:20:53.500 pretty far murderer convicted murderer gets out of jail should they be able to buy a gun over a tranny 1.00

00:21:00.040 yes uh i don't know well i'm gonna i've there of sound mind that's that's like that's a good point

00:21:09.140 i've i've uh argued for arming all the trannies however though given the 40 statistics so and this 0.93

00:21:16.420 isn't a law thing this is more like if you were a gun if you're a gun shop owner and you're like

00:21:21.200 like two people walked in a tranny obviously because you can tell what they look like um and 0.81

00:21:27.120 then a convicted felon murder a black guy oh yeah exactly and so they both walked in what about the 0.96

00:21:33.000 fear i would not sell to all trannies but like there's like a difference there's like there's 1.00

00:21:38.120 like civilized trannies and they're like troons we're just like look at that weird motherfucker 1.00

00:21:42.860 you're like i will not sell you a gun like there's a difference there's like yeah but we've got 0.99

00:21:47.180 to set a standard jose well i mean that's the thing you as an individual you can kind of make 1.00

00:21:52.000 your own loose standards and be like all right whatever like yeah it's a chick with a dick but 1.00

00:21:56.220 like i don't know they seem all right and like look at this fucking freak you know like there's a 0.99

00:22:01.040 difference you know like there's something like the ma'am dude you know like that that dude i'd be 1.00

00:22:06.640 like i'm not giving that motherfucker a gun that would that would be really funny they just walk in 0.98

00:22:11.140 and they just pretend to be a man like they just don't pretend they just stop pretending to be 0.99

00:22:15.280 whatever they think they are they're just like oh man it's like and they're just like hey that's

00:22:19.800 my problem that's exactly my problem with this whole thing is like they're like oh well who's

00:22:24.000 to determine who's crazy you're gonna let the government it's like it's not really who's to

00:22:28.100 determine but if somebody comes like right right up to me and they say hey i'm out of my mind and

00:22:33.020 i'm showing you by i have lipstick smeared up to my ear here and i'm wearing a dress that doesn't

00:22:39.480 fit my legs are hairy and i have a huge adam's apple right and i'm just like and on weekends i twerk

00:22:44.860 in front of children yeah it's like listen i'm really trying to work with you here but you look 0.95

00:22:49.900 fucking crazy and i feel like as a society we need to just be like all right if you're just telling us 0.98

00:22:55.940 straight up that that you're crazy we have to believe you we can't like i'm not gonna fight 0.99

00:23:00.240 you about this so if you're crazy you want to be crazy cool let's make some rules here no no guns 0.99

00:23:05.120 for women how about that that's actually i'll settle on that yeah no yeah it's a compromise 1.00

00:23:10.640 you want to identify as a woman all right checkmate well yeah i actually love that because i'm like

00:23:16.400 it's like oh you oh i guess jose just said it identifies a woman yeah yeah the best part is

00:23:22.180 about this so even this person uh that identifies as a man we can still be like no you're actually a

00:23:27.880 woman and then if a woman identifies as a man and be like no actually you're a man we just make this 0.99

00:23:32.880 shit up and like just spit it it'll be it's beautiful only guys only street white males can 1.00

00:23:38.240 buy guns 1.00

00:23:38.960 make a world that liberals think they actually live in jacob in the chat says so blair white can still 0.98

00:23:47.520 have guns honestly i'd be fine with blair like it being like like not like joking around like i 0.95

00:23:52.860 would be dead like you look at blair white and you're like okay yeah i guess you're a tranny but 0.99

00:23:56.380 like you seem malice i don't know to protect her anyway i would still say no out of principle guys we 0.86

00:24:01.880 have to draw a hard line blair white i'm sorry no that's it it's just got to be like yes and no

00:24:08.540 listen i mean come on are we i feel like i'm in bizarro land the last few days arguing with these guys

00:24:14.160 i'm so i'm so far i don't know what's in i thought you thought it was me like toad yeah i'm so far

00:24:21.580 at the end of this that i'm like i'm i'm willing to be like maybe libertarians shouldn't even have 0.99

00:24:25.720 guns because these people are fucking retarded and like they're wearing it on their shit anybody who 1.00

00:24:30.040 owns a shirt from top lobster.com is not allowed to have guns i'm making the rules hard and fast 1.00

00:24:37.420 right now fuck you guys we'll start with jacob really think about it like if you're a dude to chick 0.99

00:24:42.160 you are either one chopping up your genitals clearly insane or you're literally buffalo billing it and 1.00

00:24:48.000 tucking your wiener between your legs and shit like a fucking idiot like so no either way you're a 1.00

00:24:52.740 crazy person it's objectively crazy right oh no i i i did i tuck my uh dick between my legs every 1.00

00:24:58.720 once in a while during college just to prank some buddies should i not have a good gun well 0.99

00:25:03.440 you're not doing that regularly and taking cute pictures there is another option here though okay

00:25:09.240 i mean thank you thank you come on guys there is another option where the where the person who does

00:25:13.740 that is not actually insane and they're just trying to dominate women's sports oh my god i totally 0.98

00:25:18.100 want to take a nude picture with my my shit tuck now we should we should all do it 0.99

00:25:23.660 one of my buddies in uh with it with a gun one of my buddies in college like we would oh my god 1.00

00:25:30.940 trans rights like some caption like that but like clearly just normal us but with our wiener tuck 0.76

00:25:36.880 between our legs just the tuck roll baby would you uh would you trim up for that would you like

00:25:43.700 manscape a little bit i know toad well yeah yeah yeah you go extra bush like grow out every time i 0.99

00:25:51.100 shave i get no pussy so no i'm not shaving i'm not starting this over i did have a buddy in college 0.99

00:25:58.360 that so at my college i went to a christian college uh super but we had we had like a bed check every 0.99

00:26:04.360 night uh which is really gay but i think they stopped it now uh got any ladies in there but so 0.91

00:26:10.580 the ra would come through and they would check they would knock your door and come in so he just 0.99

00:26:14.580 stood at the door and tucked his shit and then just bent over and so did he do the the customary 0.97

00:26:23.120 man and he was like what the dude we used to play that game when i was in like military training 0.99

00:26:31.160 like we would like not basic but like tech school after when we had a little bit more freedom that

00:26:36.180 was the game we played all the time where like i would legit be in the dorms like where anyone could

00:26:40.100 like in the hallways where anyone could walk through and i'd go up to like my buddy's door 0.82

00:26:42.780 and like like completely tuck my shit between my legs and like be standing in the hallway like 0.96

00:26:47.260 exposed anyone could come around the corner i just knock and then he'd come in like man 0.99

00:26:51.400 i'd just run off and giggle

00:26:55.740 oh that's true you guys ever seen from the left you ever seen the batman you know what that is

00:27:02.800 that you mean the bat wing the bat wing yeah yeah spread your uh your ball uh skin 1.00

00:27:07.920 yeah yeah oh your ball i thought you're gonna say your asshole because i was thinking of goat see 1.00

00:27:12.740 my my goat was goat but my secondary was brain the gat the bat wings kind of the brain the brain is 1.00

00:27:18.900 where you take it and it's just your balls you just squeeze it like a cold i know all of this just from 0.99

00:27:24.640 uh the moving waiting is a great fucking movie watch it and it explains all of these yeah don't tell me 0.99

00:27:31.320 you guys don't know who goat see is though really is that a fucking singer uh no no it's a youtube guy 0.97

00:27:37.100 no no it was it was bad artist it was back in the day of those shock images that was one of them and 0.99

00:27:43.100 it was this dude bending over and like spreading his asshole to such an insane degree yeah exactly 0.98

00:27:49.100 yeah yeah those like fingers in his asshole yeah it's a famous picture i've seen it because it was uh 0.99

00:27:55.380 like i saw one that was for some reason it was like all a bunch of planes and like in the 0.99

00:27:59.640 dude that is like one of the most one of the most not not up not the most but disturbing things

00:28:04.680 importantly if you ever be scrolling through and you see the thumbnails and then you just see

00:28:07.720 gaping butthole and you're like why and then you just keep going like i don't know that just 0.99

00:28:11.460 disturbs me i'm like who the fuck is into like here's my gaping butthole maybe you should get off 1.00

00:28:15.960 i don't know why they keep suggesting it i watch one gay porn i know i know i didn't know the i've 1.00

00:28:27.180 heard the name goat see and i know what i couldn't i didn't connect the two that's but i understand who

00:28:33.760 it is we had uh at my college at one point somebody had put up all these flyers for a supposed event

00:28:39.360 uh like a play called the goat see monologues i don't think it was i don't think it was real but

00:28:44.560 it was just goat see like plastered all over campus all right what we got next little dicky 0.91

00:28:50.000 yeah it was me on this one all right so liminal vibration asks it's 2024 president joe exotic has

00:28:58.000 selected tower gang to be his cabinet which one of y'all is going to fill the following roles of you

00:29:03.040 know vice president secretary of defense secretary of state treasury press secretary chief of staff 0.77

00:29:08.780 you know all that crap honestly you don't have enough people uh jose jose would be chief of staff 0.60

00:29:14.080 he's been in the military so i mean that's exactly where you go uh chief of staff just kind of like 0.97

00:29:19.160 handles the like manages the administration well we're eliminating the department of defense

00:29:24.200 yeah i'm pretty sure none of these people do anything so i would take any role staff has nothing

00:29:29.040 to do with the military i thought it did i thought chief of staff was the pretty sure chief of staff 0.65

00:29:32.920 just kind of manages the fucking like uh the office people at the i think it'd be really funny like 0.95

00:29:38.300 was it like you're the chief of staff like what do you do he's like uh monica monica monica 0.99

00:29:44.100 monica was chief of staff why are you coming in with all these questions bro pretty sure he just 0.97

00:29:48.680 manages like the president's bitches is basically all he is he's like kind of coordinates that stuff 1.00

00:29:52.760 if i remember correctly so i want the position be good for that keep them bitches in line 1.00

00:29:57.580 yeah yeah yeah i mean i do keep bitches in line but i guess whatever position i can grift the most 1.00

00:30:03.980 off of so i mean that's that's the um the one that michael malice wants to do for dave the fucking 0.97

00:30:09.500 dude vp is a peak grift i think yeah yeah vp i would i would if as vp i would undermine uh joe dirt 0.73

00:30:16.360 it's like uh vp is like you ever watch blue mountain state and like the whole idea is like he's 0.98

00:30:20.980 like he's like the second quarterback like that is what it is it's like you get like peak fucking 0.90

00:30:27.440 like perks all the perks no responsibility yeah you just chill back be like no one cares i i just 0.95

00:30:33.300 go around like all you have to do is press tours that's it you just have to go around and be like 0.98

00:30:36.820 hey i'm meeting some minors today today i made some teachers that's all you have to fucking do 1.00

00:30:40.800 and like all your speeches already written for you like no one gives a fuck what you say you're the 0.98

00:30:45.060 you're the vice president but everybody is also like yeah he was a vice president you still get 0.51

00:30:50.760 secret service for the rest of your life and all like you still get to probably like make a bunch

00:30:54.640 of money off of speaking tours and everything all right you probably get a point the problem is toad

00:31:00.380 like the way he does his puns his delivery is off he has good puns his deliveries and so it's like it

00:31:06.540 doesn't click in the moment like if he'd accentuated staff in the proper way and delivered it correctly

00:31:12.000 chief of uh full staff would have would have really made it yeah he delivered it correctly it's just 0.72

00:31:17.860 when you deliver 99 just fucking stinkers and you get one good one and it's hard for me to like 0.94

00:31:24.260 really to roll with you i said good one i said it did go over my head because i thought he was just 0.98

00:31:30.440 making a joke like because he just wanted to mention monica lewinski for some reason no i was 0.99

00:31:35.440 i was intern you fucking idiot president clinton he was he was chief of staff 1.00

00:31:41.060 but vp can like totally run things to like dick cheney like he was completely in charge you know if you 1.00

00:31:49.240 have a puppet president like yeah like obama is right now yeah if your president decides to do 0.99

00:31:55.260 shit then yeah sure prove me wrong prove me that obama isn't running it from from behind the scenes 0.99

00:31:59.740 right now i literally said he was going to do it literally said if i could be president i would 0.98

00:32:04.420 rather just have be behind the scenes and have somebody fill in for me and i just tell them what

00:32:09.000 to do by the way i do think toad would be a dope a pretty damn good joke writer i just don't i think

00:32:13.680 he just lacks the delivery like i would be the i'd be the court jester i'd be the jester in the uh

00:32:20.020 cabinet i'm trying to think what i could i i want to say top top would be the best press secretary 1.00

00:32:25.120 because he would not give a fuck about that i agree like you'd be like fuck you you're gay next 1.00

00:32:29.580 question yeah yeah we'll uh we'll put clint over in charge of the treasury yeah i mean that's easy 1.00

00:32:35.260 um what is there is there like a what's the one for is there like a secretary of agriculture or 0.92

00:32:42.640 some shit because i feel like yeah that'll be reed yeah we can do that shit whatever um 0.90

00:32:47.360 he's like i think what does secretary of state do the real department of transportation the 0.99

00:32:54.380 shocking thing here is like that that we're finding out we don't know any of the positions and we also

00:32:59.080 don't know what they do so we're just spitballing if i had to guess i feel like secretary of state

00:33:04.680 probably has something to do with the fed boys that would be my guess secretary of state

00:33:08.300 the only reason i do that is because he's already a fed he gets to just control he just gets to

00:33:13.920 clint just gets a promotion basically secretary of state goes around and talks to other leaders

00:33:20.700 oh he's a diplomat oh that makes sense yeah i feel like honestly i'll be secretary of state i'm good

00:33:25.960 with new people i'll just go out there i feel like i'm good at that i feel like i feel like

00:33:31.220 like networking i'm pretty good but you know you're a cat dealer man yes dog

00:33:36.720 wait he's gonna sling your networking's working pretty great you made it to the top of your 1.00

00:33:42.660 sling pussy i'm fucking killing it right now i mean they're they're underselling me right now over 1.00

00:33:47.940 all that they're sending all these russia cats over here underselling me and we're still thriving so 1.00

00:33:51.620 you know oh yeah adapt oh dick we got any other ones yeah next question all right your last one 0.96

00:33:59.500 is gonna be keith who says where i work has only one toilet my co-worker keeps leaving specks of 0.99

00:34:05.080 shit on the toilet seat from a libertarian perspective how should i handle this on the 0.97

00:34:09.840 toilet seat who can murder them wait on the toilet seat on the toilet seat i was thinking like the 1.00

00:34:16.460 like the bowl because like i'm not gonna lie i paint the back of the bowl at work i don't go fuck 0.99

00:34:20.320 yeah well that just happens if you get on the toilet seat and you know it's one other guy 0.99

00:34:25.040 you might have to shit in his lunchbox he's clean i thought you were gonna say his mouth 0.99

00:34:29.200 he's claiming dominance right now and he's winning and because you're here asking us what you should 1.00

00:34:34.060 do i think you stop being a bitch just either piss or come on it next just be like just like i mean 1.00

00:34:39.840 all over it like piss like definitely start with piss and bleed on it you know you should you know 1.00

00:34:45.660 what you should do is you should get yourself and all your other co-workers and come in a cup 0.99

00:34:49.220 i i just had that light bulb go off too and then you beat me too but honestly if he's shitting on 0.93

00:34:58.600 the seat you piss on the seat and then you just have a battle to see who can do it more and by the 0.99

00:35:03.880 end it's just going to be a shit piss covered thing what you do what you do is you didn't move 0.99

00:35:08.260 do you guys do the move like if there's ever like a shit speck on your toilet bowl yeah you piss it off 0.99

00:35:12.780 right yeah that's what you do you do that on the toilet seat just piss on it no this is what you do 0.98

00:35:16.460 i don't know i don't know where you work bring bring a screwdriver flat screwdriver to work

00:35:22.620 uninstall the toilet seat yeah just uninstall it clean it and when you go in then you use it

00:35:29.820 and then that is one of our cool trannies that's my favorite tranny yeah i am so sorry for what you've 0.98

00:35:37.120 had to see me say these last couple of days i i'm not i bet i bet she he whatever agrees with you

00:35:42.520 yeah no no yeah yeah lane i think agrees with you i have i have one more uh idea here if you really

00:35:49.240 know who this is that's doing that what you can do is it when if you can somehow know that he's the

00:35:53.840 next person that's going to use that toilet you can put saran wrap over the toilet so it looks like 0.86

00:35:58.360 there's nothing there at all so he's just going to go in and like take a shit like normally or whatever 0.97

00:36:02.880 piss if he pisses it's going to like ricochet off the saran wrap he's going to piss 0.99

00:36:06.960 all over himself and if he shits he's going to be like sitting in his own you can't see saran 0.99

00:36:11.300 you might be fucking blind you would feel it if you sat down and yeah like i think he's saying you 0.99

00:36:15.780 would put it here's under the seat yeah here's what you do because lane i think was on to something 0.98

00:36:20.260 uh he he she said uh wipe it up and collect tissue and stuff no wipe it up and collect dna

00:36:27.900 then you put it into like one of these dolls yes thank you thank you very much anyway you yeah you 0.98

00:36:33.680 you get his shit you get the dna it's like hair then you put it into a voodoo doll and then you 0.99

00:36:38.800 just fucking do voodoo on him and torture that's the way that's top i want to go back to saran wrap 1.00

00:36:44.260 thing even that doesn't work because even if you put it under the seat i mean i don't know maybe you 1.00

00:36:48.980 guys got tiny little asses but my ass will still submerge far enough to feel that like you're gonna 1.00

00:36:53.500 be like why am i doing on plastic i i have no ass yeah this is wait are you saying you have a huge 1.00

00:36:58.400 ass or a small ass because i can tell if you have a small ass like your your butt will not conform to 1.00

00:37:03.260 the outside of like the no no so no because i think you're like you're like sitting in it's not 1.00

00:37:09.120 big it's too big really i feel like no one in i really feel like no matter what size your ass is 0.95

00:37:13.520 you're gonna feel that saran wrap even if you put that's true and also if you can't see saran wrap 0.99

00:37:17.440 either it like it's i mean and i've never looked at the toilet and seen it shitting in the dark 0.96

00:37:21.280 no no no no no no i shit in the dark because i'm uh i'm embarrassed you can stretch it like 0.99

00:37:27.200 like taut enough like like your goat sees asshole or whatever you stretch it taut enough you won't 0.99

00:37:32.040 i don't care what you do with saran wrap i'm gonna see that like i'm not gonna be like like i would 0.99

00:37:37.340 open up the toilet and be like someone put saran wrap on the toilet how is this guy shitting on the 0.99

00:37:41.660 toilet seat i just i don't apparently he's very fat he's extremely fat so i'm guessing right his ass 1.00

00:37:47.640 crack probably extends we usually know those fatties have huge ass cracks yeah and so he probably 1.00

00:37:52.420 doesn't know where his butthole is and so he's sitting where he thinks his butthole is but his 0.99

00:37:56.840 butthole is not right there so he's getting and there's probably some sort of like because of the 0.99

00:38:02.520 fat it's so condensed you know like his shit spreads out along these fire ass cracks dude nice dude i did 0.99

00:38:11.240 uh i did i did pull today but uh get him started jeez sorry come on 0.99

00:38:17.640 wait this uh this mailbag is from keith right he's the one that submitted this he's saying the 0.95

00:38:24.860 dude is like morbidly obese yeah so i'm guessing if someone's ass is long and also very like compacted 0.99

00:38:32.180 the shit will like the pressure will cause it to uh to go across the entire ass crack and part of 1.00

00:38:38.760 his ass crack is probably just sitting on the uh toilet seat i have a i have a perfect solution 1.00

00:38:43.520 for you this is what you do you get him you kill him then you take his fat you render it down into 1.00

00:38:49.200 soap and then you clean the toilet seat with it and we want to be very clear here we don't want 0.83

00:38:53.080 the state to do this we want individual there could be another situation here where the dude is just so 0.99

00:39:00.760 unclean that like the splatter of his previous shits is still on his ass and then he's getting that on 0.99

00:39:06.080 the seat i think that's what he also said that he is very hairy so he probably has dingleberries 0.99

00:39:10.000 dingleberries just touching which would be really gross but just fat people fat people shouldn't be 0.97

00:39:16.260 allowed to own guns either i think fat people should get their own toilets they should have their own 0.98

00:39:22.060 stall like this is the fat stall you know the handicapped of their own toilets look they should 1.00

00:39:26.080 actually share they'd be like this is just fat people toilets they're a lot larger um and like they

00:39:31.840 could care you know there's like i don't know what the i wonder what the weight limit is of a

00:39:35.560 regular toilet oh let me tell you guys a story i would only be real quick i would only be okay with

00:39:40.520 this because i feel like you're granting them extra privileges i'd only be okay with this if like 0.98

00:39:44.940 in their stall it's just like humiliating like graffiti like you're a fat baggie you're a whole 1.00

00:39:50.280 shit fuck you you stupid bitch no no i'll say it better jose they have their own bathroom so it's 1.00

00:39:56.080 just kind of like the same as like uh the black people having their own um like uh fucking water 1.00

00:40:01.600 fountains the fat people have their own bathroom so you just to see them like embarrassingly go into 0.99

00:40:06.140 the fat like bathroom look at the fatty go to the fat and then like every time the door opens there's 1.00

00:40:11.580 like an automatic little like audio thing that plays oh fucking fatty shitting again but also but 1.00

00:40:16.280 then you see like the fatty try to go into the regular bathroom like what the fuck you going in there 1.00

00:40:19.760 no no no you get your your ass in the fat bathroom asshole but there is a fat one right there's 1.00

00:40:24.500 the door is extra skinny you have to like the normal people even have to go in sideways so 1.00

00:40:27.960 like no that's a handicap bathroom it's the handicap stall yeah but also uh fat people by the way they

00:40:33.840 don't need uh to be armed because they have their own natural bulletproof vest that's not true i saw

00:40:39.400 it on uh uh what's it called demolition ranch they actually did that uh he shot a fat guy

00:40:44.320 nope they're just as uh easily susceptible as bullets as everyone else you're sure it wasn't

00:40:50.400 oh make the fat bathroom all mirrors that would yeah that's right yeah

00:40:54.360 so you guys remember at my at my house at the comedy show my aunt was sitting on at the table 0.93

00:40:59.360 it's like real big lady real big ass all right so yeah he's like oh i remember so in brooklyn 0.93

00:41:04.920 i used to live yes i used to live right by her 0.96

00:41:09.620 and uh uh i used to be over there all the time and her toilet seat broke like the the little screws 1.00

00:41:16.520 that hold it in probably wash it right now your mom's gonna pass on the word oh she's gonna come 1.00

00:41:23.120 up here and punch me whatever the screws that hold the toilet seat in they were always like

00:41:26.560 loot getting loose in on her toilet seat and one day she said yeah i think it's danny because he's

00:41:32.040 always here and he takes he takes the toilet seat he picks it up every time and puts it down when he 1.00

00:41:35.980 pisses and i was like you think it's me picking it up and not you sitting on it with your ass like 0.99

00:41:40.320 i don't know every time he goes in there just loosening the screws just loosening it slightly 1.00

00:41:45.040 just i was like that shit still amazes me this is like 15 years ago it's like unbelievable 0.87

00:41:50.120 yeah gas that's how you gaslight people's gaslight that woman by just loosening 1.00

00:41:55.600 every little just loosen a little bit and be like you fat bitch 1.00

00:41:59.480 that's what you got to do to keep your woman thin of course yeah also someone did ask how fat 1.00

00:42:06.360 a junkie that's how fat you have to be for the fat toilets i would say this is another social

00:42:10.480 stigma thing like after at some point the the workplace the thing will see if a person of

00:42:16.560 whatever size go into the regular uh bathrooms and they'll have to be like pull them aside and be 1.00

00:42:22.020 like hey man i think it's time for you to start using the fat bathroom now i think that's right 0.97

00:42:26.200 it should just be the fattest person in that place even if you're not that fat it's like you're 0.99

00:42:31.480 kind of you're not as skinny as the rest of them so use a fat bathroom fatty i like that because 0.97

00:42:35.880 i'll get to use it quite a bit so would you tote tote if you were which if you had to go to the fat 0.87

00:42:42.320 bathroom and let's say it's not a good bathroom like they just like intentionally don't clean it

00:42:47.060 like there's like it's just a hole in the floor no way make make the toilets like really low to the

00:42:54.120 ground no that's actually good like super wide like make them super wide but really low i would

00:42:58.360 have to like really bend over maybe they get some type of leg workout every time they sit down and

00:43:03.080 like i don't know there's other little things i guess all mirrors would be hilarious so understand

00:43:08.320 though that squatting is uh is correct shitting form so you're like colon is totally straight so 0.98

00:43:14.680 the shit just slides right out so i would actually oh my god i just figured it out the asians have it 0.99

00:43:19.900 right the fat toilet no toilet seat and it's super low to the ground so they have to hover 0.99

00:43:25.000 oh that's true yeah so they have to do like essentially like a squat yeah they have to do a

00:43:30.680 squat the entire time yep and red uh t8 or the red hill libertarians there's no metal bars to help

00:43:36.960 yeah and also and also make the you know how like sometimes like the right up like toilets are usually 0.99

00:43:41.380 right up against the wall to the back make it like somehow push the toilet like totally in the middle 0.76

00:43:46.360 of the thing so they just get in there and they can't lean up against anything like sit in the middle

00:43:51.160 it's just the toilet in the middle of a room and then have you know all mirrors around you know 0.82

00:43:56.200 how most work centers usually like contract like a cleaning crew or some shit you tell the cleaning 0.98

00:44:00.760 crew this bathroom only hit it every other time like you come in here that way it's like you you if 1.00

00:44:08.120 you fuck up and you fucking shit in the toilet yeah you can fucking deal with that that's your problem 1.00

00:44:12.280 even even better just tell them to uh whenever you empty the trash empty it into that bathroom just like 1.00

00:44:17.960 it's like if you break your arm at least you'll go to fucking therapy and physical therapy and 0.99

00:44:32.840 have to lose some weight doing that all right well what's the next i love i love the thought of a 0.99

00:44:37.640 fat bathroom i think i think that might have been it i don't know was that it that they're great

00:44:41.240 you got another one a little dicky or no anything good i think that was the last one okay i think he

00:44:46.520 also the only other thing is he mentioned the dude wipes and i will say if you use uh flushable

00:44:50.920 wipes one as an engineer they're not flushable uh don't they are they literally go down yeah yeah 0.99

00:44:56.200 i don't give a shit call yeah if it's not my house i would go fuck dude i have some fucking dude yeah 1.00

00:45:02.280 it'll just back up in your house after well i guess it would take like 20 years but what do you use 0.99

00:45:07.000 if you're at work no i i use i wish i used a bidet no uh unfortunately i live on septic and my

00:45:14.760 septic is super old so i have to use scott's i have to use scott's no no that's the i have to use 0.98

00:45:19.720 like one ply dude it's it's like sandpaper shaping your ass you have a septic tank and 0.95

00:45:26.440 because of that you only use one ply does the septic tank like come as a preferred yeah it's extremely 0.86

00:45:33.400 like it's is from like the 80s or 70s and so it's a it's all i've seen it because i had to clean it

00:45:38.760 out well not me but i didn't get paid to clean it out so it's one of those concrete boxes uh it's

00:45:45.240 before like they changed it out and so like and i think half of the baffle is gone in between as well

00:45:50.360 and also the feed lines are clogged up and so it doesn't drain very well so if i have any like

00:45:56.040 regular like fucking two ply in there it doesn't dissolve so i have to use like no one ply or it'll 0.99

00:46:02.920 clog up the system it fucking sucks it really like i have to i i fucking i still have to stack 0.99

00:46:09.240 it up and uh and i also am a um a standing wiper i don't know if anybody else is no oh we haven't 0.99

00:46:15.320 addressed this question yeah what is wrong with you what the we've not addressed this i don't so so i 0.99

00:46:20.440 don't i don't like i i don't like i had to stand up your ass cheeks are going to come down 1.00

00:46:24.440 no they don't you stand up and bend over spread your ass cheeks as you stand up i just i just stand 1.00

00:46:31.400 up no and then i reach over and i just fucking like it's that is no you can't why i you're so 0.99

00:46:38.120 because i i don't like the thought of going in did your dad leave you as a child wait let him explain 0.89

00:46:44.920 let him explain real quick only way i can understand this because like i feel like that's how a child wipes 0.99

00:46:49.560 their ass you know like like i feel like a little boy would be like that like that's how they'd wipe 0.99

00:46:54.280 their ass but like haha i did it like they just don't understand like 1.00

00:46:57.480 she does complain about my ass smelling yeah i bet you need to shave it too i i wipe and there is 1.00

00:47:06.760 nothing on there like but it's not like it's yeah because you stood up your ass cheeks came together 1.00

00:47:11.400 and it's all over the outer side there was no like you get the asshole you're like i'm good 0.99

00:47:15.560 where whereas it's like no on the outer rim it's all i don't have i don't have 1.00

00:47:19.880 shit on my ass cheeks like i'm like look no i like lipstick man and i wash my ass i wash my ass 1.00

00:47:28.120 every fucking day swear to god yeah once a day in the shower yeah in the shower for sure yeah i 1.00

00:47:33.560 understand the coal like he doesn't like the sensation of like almost like penetrating your own 1.00

00:47:38.120 asshole but no that's not what it is no no no it's that's what i'm saying let him explain dude i don't 1.00

00:47:43.800 i get like in the butthole and i like yeah you got a wife you got a wife i just don't like so 0.99

00:47:49.400 like i'll i don't like the thought of touching any part of the toilet with my arm or hand and so and 0.97

00:47:56.120 i'll and so like i'll instead thing i understand but that's still there's still like only a certain

00:48:01.160 amount of room i mean i so like usually what i'll do is i'll

00:48:04.120 cold is the guy i'd rather just so i literally just stand up and i just like i'm not like i'm not 0.58

00:48:16.040 doing it like a deadlift where i come up and like i'm like pushing forwards my ass cheeks are really 0.87

00:48:20.440 fucking tight like i still that's it that'd be really funny but i mean wow i thought there were 0.97

00:48:27.400 more stay i thought there was at least one stench like i did a standing wipe i did it uh two days 0.99

00:48:32.840 ago but uh it was for a different reason so i had took a shit i wiped got up walked away and 0.91

00:48:38.920 i was about to drive and i was thinking i was like oh man i didn't finish so then i went back to the

00:48:43.480 bathroom and then i took some more toilet paper and i did a standing wipe and then i threw it in

00:48:47.960 there but i would never do that every time that was only because i had like some it's not like i'm

00:48:53.720 fully standing i'm not fully standing up i'm still bent over i'm just there is no contact

00:48:59.560 between make it any better and there's like no good bit of like there's some room between me and

00:49:04.440 the toilet i'm no longer around the toilet in the just like it's wasted motion it's wasted

00:49:10.840 you're wasting energy you know what's insane we have 44 live viewers to listen or listen to us 0.98

00:49:15.880 talk about how we wipe our ass off 0.99

00:49:17.320 everybody listening to this is not allowed to buy a gun 0.99

00:49:25.640 oh yeah i mean jose's point are originally is correct though when you stand your ass cheeks 1.00

00:49:31.800 clench and then you're they don't clench yeah you're clenching the shit in there 0.99

00:49:38.760 and if anything i spread my asshole more when i like my ass cheeks more when i go to wipe like 1.00

00:49:43.960 like the best wipe the best wipe is to wet your hand and fucking use your finger to wipe the 1.00

00:49:51.720 shit out of like i mean if you want to talk about getting the cleanest that would be the cleanest 0.99

00:49:56.040 well the cleanest would be like a midday or you literally use like a middle shower get up in the 1.00

00:50:01.240 ass yeah you get in there yeah you like i mean not like deep like kind of like the marine blowing 0.99

00:50:06.040 it's kind of like fingered like the little bit you know like that also there was another question that

00:50:10.200 did come up on ymh and i think it did go out kind of on twitter and stuff as well do you use a wash 0.99

00:50:15.640 cloth when you uh when you shower oh when you shower when you shower what the fuck what kind of 0.90

00:50:22.200 weird like there was a phase no i do you think it's weird to not use one or to use one to use one 0.94

00:50:30.040 i was using a loofah i was using a loofah for a little while because i thought it was like something

00:50:35.160 to do and then i can't listen to you there's literally a term called puerto rican showers so

00:50:41.080 wait wait what is that you never heard puerto rican showers it's a term where you literally just

00:50:45.000 like probably with a washcloth or water like instead of actually showering you just like

00:50:49.960 wipe up your face and like neck kind of area oh i thought that was the sludge shower the horse 0.54

00:50:53.880 shower i mean there's multiple terms where you just you just like it's just like

00:50:58.120 water and water and just uh pits and uh and vag really it's a regional thing whatever whatever

00:51:05.160 minority you hate the most in that area is what it's called that shower yeah yeah okay so wait

00:51:09.480 wait y'all are all against washcloths because i yeah i use a bar so like a man like just a bar of

00:51:15.560 soap against your sometimes i do what junkie jeff is saying sometimes i have like a soap on a rope from

00:51:22.200 duke cannon sometimes i use that i take the washcloth and then i rub the soap on it then i

00:51:28.360 wash my body and then i wash out the the washcloth and then i i squeeze out the washcloth and then i

00:51:35.400 hang it i just i hear that and i just feel like this is what they do in like hospice care when they're

00:51:40.200 cleaning yeah like like i like i guess that probably is slightly better because you're getting a slightly

00:51:45.640 exfoliating experience as you're doing it as well so it's probably actually ideal it's probably

00:51:50.360 preferable but just something about just weird to do this is how i know i just know i get body

00:51:56.840 wash i just rub all over and then i feel like i don't get as as sudsy with just rubbing with my

00:52:02.280 hands i've tried it before i don't i like the sudsy i like the sudsy that's why you gotta get so

00:52:09.160 no i'm serious that's that's why you gotta get soap on a rope because that uh that is that is 0.69

00:52:13.880 a good compromise but what ymh was saying is that only poor and black people use washcloths

00:52:20.360 and that's and so i agree and jose has a point with the hospice care thing because uh that's how

00:52:25.720 the nurses uh watched me when i when they like overfed me with laxative or whatever and i shat 0.51

00:52:30.840 myself when i was in the hospital for a stroke yeah it nor is it cold to poor ourselves that it's true

00:52:36.920 i grew up middle class but it was always now for a while there like and i'll i'll mention i'll who is

00:52:42.840 who who is who is like like budgeting how much soap they buy hell yeah what is wrong with you

00:52:50.920 people it does save a ton on so potty wash costs like five bucks is there some inflation going on

00:52:56.520 there i don't even know i use i use expensive soap man i use soap i use uh dr bronner's if anybody

00:53:01.800 look it up it's good that is pretty good yeah yeah i use dr squatch dr squatch squatch is really

00:53:06.520 good too yeah yeah it has that exfoliating in it you don't have to have a dirty loop yeah oh yeah

00:53:11.720 it's got i think they see loofas are way worse than washcloths because they they're all they trap

00:53:17.000 it in there but i think washcloths i agree and i and i make sure now i do if i do what color is your

00:53:22.200 washcloth white what color is it now though it's different because elizabeth uses them for uh taking

00:53:31.720 off her makeup which now that i'm thinking about it would be really the same one yeah sometimes all

00:53:37.880 right hey i got i got a question for the group uh what our buddy we have a buddy uh a lot of us

00:53:46.440 probably are mutuals with ben arkis he he put out a tweet and he made the retarded uh you know mistake 0.89

00:53:52.360 of asking women's opinion and he asked them like their thought on how long you should wait to contact

00:53:59.320 a woman after they give you their number what are what are your thoughts i'm curious i know mine 0.99

00:54:03.960 three days that's fucking retarded dude immediately immediately are you for real right now this isn't 0.99

00:54:09.240 the fucking 90s where you have to be oh i'm worried about no just be like they they send you you give 1.00

00:54:14.040 you all right i want to i want to make a differentiation here there's okay if you're just trying to get laid 0.99

00:54:18.840 like if you're trying to fuck like it depends on the broad if it's like just some chick you know it's 1.00

00:54:23.800 like pretty much a sure thing yeah immediately who gives a fuck i mean if it's some chick that you're 1.00

00:54:27.480 like all right this is gonna be a little bit like i gotta put in some work for this you probably gotta 0.98

00:54:31.160 wait like i don't at least like four to eight hours now if you're trying to know but i'm talking

00:54:36.760 about if you're trying to actually like someone you're interested in like in a relationship sense

00:54:40.680 how long should you wait oh i just text immediately are you for real i said i said three three days

00:54:47.080 because you don't want to if they give it to you yeah and they're expecting you to text them or call

00:54:53.400 them that's the point that's the point dude you gotta wait i don't hey what mind games is it are

00:54:57.960 they going like oh they're not interested in me that makes me yes yes i text immediately and i

00:55:04.200 don't stop it i just keep texting all day long for three days however i just keep texting just

00:55:10.120 whatever comes in my brain i would say you gotta wait a day no more no less 0.94

00:55:16.040 yes a day no fucking way you gotta wait a day this is the move right here here's what i'll say 0.99

00:55:23.400 jose here's why you're wrong women have way more options in the fucking sphere of dating than men do 1.00

00:55:29.800 and so if you're waiting a day she already has five dudes lined up that are already they can sense 1.00

00:55:35.320 the desperation jose every other guy's doing your gay ass move where they fucking hit him up immediately 0.99

00:55:40.360 yeah if they're giving it out like well one if they're just giving out their number willingly to 1.00

00:55:44.120 the fucking eight fucking guy she's a fucking whore you don't want her anyway i i do gotta say uh 1.00

00:55:48.360 and if she does give you your number and she's a good woman she wants you to text her immediately 1.00

00:55:51.160 because she wants to talk no okay yes she may want you to over some the problem is women don't 1.00

00:55:56.280 know what they fucking want and so they will like subconsciously be like this dude's desperate they 0.98

00:56:01.480 won't realize this like because they play these mind games don't even realize they play them 0.97

00:56:05.640 because they're just weird creatures like that but she actually brought up a good point i actually

00:56:10.440 think that's genius i never thought that you hit him up immediately

00:56:12.760 just ignore them for like two to three days and then hit him up yes i love it i love that

00:56:18.440 yeah that's genius i mean two to three days i would say one to two days after you hit her up

00:56:25.000 after you hit her up initially just to like you know touch touch base like hey just want to make

00:56:28.920 sure you got the right number i'm down to you say i love you within the first eight days

00:56:35.080 i say it in the first you just you just honestly you should be like you say hey is this uh

00:56:40.040 whoever britney or whatever and they go yeah this is me it was good talking to you i love you

00:56:43.720 it doesn't mean it's just me like i'm so put down here i'm ready to have babies 0.94

00:56:48.200 i had a sex dream about you last night

00:56:52.200 i don't know ironically i actually think i probably did tell my wife i loved her in the 0.53

00:56:55.080 first week but ours is i did too well yeah what yeah i think i did too

00:56:59.720 with you i still haven't told my wife or my kids a ton of broads but my wife like it was like 0.92

00:57:07.320 boom and then like we got married really quickly and then just i i got i got i i met elizabeth off 0.98

00:57:13.080 snapchat so yeah me and my wife met off okay cupid are you serious yeah old school fucking dating thing 0.85

00:57:20.440 which is like okay cupid wasn't quite like a tinder it was like in between like tinder and 0.72

00:57:25.160 like uh what's the super one people the match.com something like that like in between that i was

00:57:31.320 thinking something else but it's like it's like you know you know how the sites are like actually

00:57:34.680 for dating and the other sites were hooking up it was like kind of a hybrid where it's like people 0.98

00:57:37.880 went there for dating and hooking up yeah yeah and then i fucked her the second time i met her 1.00

00:57:43.000 yeah i don't even use my snapchat anymore that's another thing how long do you wait to 0.99

00:57:47.080 fuck uh like a girl you're actually genuinely interested and you want to be with like in a 0.96

00:57:53.400 relationship not just the my i mean i guess experience mine was the second time i met her 1.00

00:57:59.960 yeah same here you gotta and i and i went and i went to meet her to fuck her that's it can't be 1.00

00:58:04.760 the first date it can't it can't be the first third date man if you if you fuck on the first day i 1.00

00:58:10.440 feel like that's as soon as possible i mean i i mean if you're just you're number one to fuck like if i 0.99

00:58:19.000 fuck a chick on the first night that's me like i immediately i'm like okay well then like this is 0.98

00:58:23.960 not like relationship material even if i was interested because i'm like you gave it up on 0.99

00:58:27.640 the first night i gotta at least wait uh at least one night um you guys you're supposed to wait until

00:58:32.920 marriage that's the answer that's you know what toad you're right you're correct i know there's like

00:58:37.880 people say that but i cannot imagine anything worse than that

00:58:40.520 i will look at me i think my sister did uh can you imagine like oh yeah

00:58:47.000 like just like that like you don't know what you're getting like i got i'm sorry i need to 0.98

00:58:50.920 know if this is a good fuck don't you guys don't ask her or or wait for her you just take what you 0.99

00:58:58.280 want as a man what if you what if you do wait for marriage toad and then it turns out that the girl 1.00

00:59:04.840 has like a three inch clit or she's got like a very like a very shallow pussy sex isn't as good as 1.00

00:59:10.120 people say it is top top here's the answer to that uh you you're allowed to see her naked before 1.00

00:59:17.080 that you get you gotta you gotta check out uh you know you gotta check out the goods uh before you 1.00

00:59:22.920 actually i love i love if i like send me nudes but i'm not gonna fuck you bitch yes i'm gonna see 1.00

00:59:30.200 you naked to rate you if i want to marry you like what if she's what if she's got like some like major 1.00

00:59:35.400 issues down there and like like just she's like holding it tight to her chest until finally she's like 0.99

00:59:39.720 like i married him i think i think with my wife we didn't fuck like the third or fourth date or 0.94

00:59:45.720 night but we like the second night we slept together but we didn't fuck so like we just 0.95

00:59:51.000 kind of cuddled it was kind of cute that's sex is that how you knew you loved her because you're like 1.00

00:59:56.760 you as a fucking like 1.00

01:00:04.120 hey man i my wife was i mean elizabeth was very like wondering how why guys don't wipe their 1.00

01:00:10.600 penis after they piss because you imagine if you let a dude put your put her his dick in you and 1.00

01:00:15.320 then you find out he stands up and wipes his ass wait my ass is clean i swear to god i it's just it 1.00

01:00:21.240 gets stinky from fucking working out like he's like fuck i've already gone too far there's no turning 1.00

01:00:26.280 back now wait wait you guys wipe your dick after you piss no no no elizabeth was very surprised that 1.00

01:00:33.480 men don't wipe their dick i used to there's no point no shake it out i was getting blowies like very 1.00

01:00:40.520 regularly don't lie no no elizabeth said i never yes you fucking did say that you were like yes you 1.00

01:00:46.280 did and if i ever piss in front of her she is intently watching like pissing in front of her 1.00

01:00:52.120 if she's taking a bath if she's taking a bath

01:00:55.560 do you ever take a bath with with her and you piss in the bath while she's 1.00

01:01:01.240 the thing like every other man does where the you know because the dick floats and so it's sticking 0.99

01:01:05.640 out of the water like i think they talked about this on uh matt and shane's secret podcast 1.00

01:01:09.320 like your dick automatically when you're in the bath it just kind of it does flow 0.99

01:01:12.680 so it's like the ted is sticking out then you piss and so it's just like shooting like on you yeah 0.99

01:01:18.600 what are you talking about it's like a it's like a snorkel it's like my yeah yeah i breathe through

01:01:23.080 the day the other the other day my my shower was clogged and uh i was taking a shower and i guess my

01:01:28.680 wife was gonna hop in with me right after but i pissed that's the best i pissed in the shower but it 1.00

01:01:33.240 it wasn't going down so now it's just like water and this is like it's like like light yellow water

01:01:39.240 and she steps in and she looks down and she goes did you piss in here and i'm like 0.53

01:01:43.720 like you just lie i wouldn't lie nope it came from came from the shower head i don't know bro i've i've

01:01:50.600 i've come i've came in like uh standing water in the shower that's not good i don't know honey i 0.98

01:02:01.560 gotta go recharge the fucking filtration system or something's off you know 0.99

01:02:08.360 oh my god disgusting wait wait cool you don't uh just act like a real man just piss with the door 1.00

01:02:15.160 wide open no no i do but what i'm saying is i like if she's taking a bath like i'll piss and then 0.99

01:02:20.600 why does she watch you though i don't understand she's very she's fascinating with the with seeing

01:02:25.160 like the pee coming out of the pain yeah my wife too but is she is she watching you like like making 0.83

01:02:30.200 sure you're doing it right or something she's just no i think i think there's just yeah just straight

01:02:33.880 curiosity yeah my wife yeah have you guys ever caught your wives pooping caught them like like 1.00

01:02:42.200 or been aware or been aware of when they've pooped because i knew you did

01:02:52.600 11 years and like nothing like my wife's always been so weird about that it's almost like she's like

01:02:57.640 intent on like you will never know anything about me like it's so weird that's weird

01:03:02.600 yeah it's weird i'm always like why i don't know i guess it just got driven into her head as a kid

01:03:08.120 it's like ladies do not poop and i'm like okay that's what i've been told actually third or fourth

01:03:13.160 date uh dating my wife i she had me running red lights because we had some milkshakes at burger king 1.00

01:03:18.440 and i had to like literally like just like speed drive her home because she had to take a 0.98

01:03:21.960 shit so i was like all right we're gonna get married that was fun she i thought she likes to watch 0.98

01:03:26.840 it come i'm telling you she's just fascinated by it i mean anytime but like if she takes it's like 0.99

01:03:35.400 she could be just washing in a bath and i come in there piss she's like ladies type little type 1.00

01:03:40.520 little hole in the chat if you'd like to see your man pissed i've totally told the story on here before

01:03:45.640 about how like my my oldest daughter had a weird period of time where she was really like had issues

01:03:50.680 pooping where and i genuinely think it was from my wife it was like she got influence from my wife

01:03:56.120 being weird about pooping to where like she thought like in her head like girls don't poop and i'm 0.98

01:04:01.000 like just fucking poop it's like you got a point where like she'd poop like once a week or every other 1.00

01:04:07.320 week and they'd be just massive fucking shits and they'd be like she'd be screaming and crying we'd 0.99

01:04:11.560 have to give her like enemas and shit and you're like oh my god i don't want to have to be putting 1.00

01:04:15.160 shit in your butthole just poop i'm telling i'm telling you like i'll watch i'll she'll poop with the 1.00

01:04:20.600 like she'll fucking diarrhea with the door open i'll come by like you you good you okay and 1.00

01:04:25.960 i'm talking it smells man it's bad i'm just like whatever dude i'm like whatever like i can't 0.99

01:04:31.800 like she's a human everybody's shit well i mean i don't care that's the weirdest thing i'm like 0.99

01:04:37.400 i couldn't give a fuck you could shit like in the same in the bathroom while i'm there i don't 0.99

01:04:41.000 give a fuck like but she's just always been a new woman i've never seen kimmy she likes to watch 1.00

01:04:47.400 pretty cool it's weird they're fascinated by men pissing i 100 believe that all women like because 0.99

01:04:55.400 it's just but at the same time i'm kind of like it's kind of i don't know if i'm fascinated by it

01:05:00.520 but it's kind of weird how women piss like it yeah i don't even know where it comes from yeah i mean 1.00

01:05:04.920 suppose there's two different holes but i don't know it's all just a hole to me yeah i've never seen 0.94

01:05:09.080 the other hole and also the other thing is like have you ever tried to see them do it whenever they're

01:05:13.000 standing up without a toilet yes that is a very weird thing i mean woman woman also pissed very 1.00

01:05:20.840 hard i don't know oh dude i did i had this one experience where i was just coming home from work

01:05:25.880 and i was pulling around in the parking garage and there's this group of drunk people they were

01:05:30.120 pre-gaming i guess probably going to like a red sox game or something i pull around the corner and

01:05:34.280 this chick thinks she's behind a vehicle but from my point of view she's right in front of the vehicle 1.00

01:05:38.920 she's taking this huge piss in the middle of the parking garage it looked like a fucking fire hose 1.00

01:05:43.960 dude i was well i guess what was that video of the uh the punk rocker that was pissing on that dude's 0.98

01:05:49.880 face it was uh yeah punk but it was uh it was brass against the machine yeah the machine is that really

01:05:56.760 what's called yeah they're a band that does uh brass covers of metal and rock brass against they have

01:06:05.080 a female singer did you watch did you watch your wife give birth from the uh from below the border

01:06:10.200 jose twice i did yeah i mean yeah i did too yeah i did it did not but i think anybody man that goes 1.00

01:06:15.400 like oh is a fucking pussy yeah no it was crazy to see though oh yeah you guys you guys fuck on a 1.00

01:06:21.320 period yeah give a shit yeah i don't give a fuck i mean it depends like i think women care way more 1.00

01:06:27.320 about that than men yes uh my wife's in a different room on her period i don't touch her i i follow the 1.00

01:06:33.240 uh the the way we can wear a blanket over her head all day i lay a towel down i don't give a 0.92

01:06:40.440 fuck i mean for me like we use the like i've we've never done birth control because it's i mean we have 0.99

01:06:45.400 tribe it's a nightmare it turns into a hormonal cunt but um yeah no like that's for me i'm like hell 1.00

01:06:51.320 yeah that's like just pump and dump like when you're in a period like there's no risk of getting pregnant 0.99

01:06:55.320 but yeah when you're on peak flow that is like the blood is like the worst lubricant it like just 0.98

01:07:00.360 throws it off but like whatever i don't give a shit like i'll rock i never give a shit i was always 0.97

01:07:05.240 just like can't get in my in my head i was like oh you can't get pregnant during periods or whatever 0.98

01:07:10.280 and then i found out later you can 100 get pregnant 1.00

01:07:14.200 no you can't i've been pumping and dumping in periods for fucking 11 years 0.99

01:07:18.840 because uh i think we had a scare one time it was like you technically can but it's like all it's in 0.93

01:07:24.440 the same it's in the same realm of like you technically can while like from pre-com and

01:07:29.000 shit it's like it's like super unlikely it's the same idea of where they say like oh condoms are 99 0.80

01:07:34.120 effective it's like okay let's be real ain't no shit getting through this like come on like yet 1.00

01:07:39.000 theoretically there could be some magic sperm that fucking hangs on during the fucking period and 0.99

01:07:44.520 somehow when she ovulates is still there and it's like oh i fucking lived and now i fucking made 0.98

01:07:48.840 it's not very likely look it's man it's basically it's basically the same odds as 0.96

01:07:53.560 covet killing you so like i don't know i'll take the fucking risk yeah exactly it's it's not happening 0.98

01:07:58.120 i'm not taking any risk man you gotta have that chicken washer sperm i feel like the people that 1.00

01:08:03.080 don't want to have babies the most or at least the ones that kill their babies the most have like 0.99

01:08:06.920 the strongest sperm there must be something about that god's little trick that's a lot of fun

01:08:12.040 there lane said they watch them cut i mean yep that's that's i feel bad when you're gonna have

01:08:17.720 to go through childbirth oh it's called the peasy otomy is what that's called jesus

01:08:22.920 yeah yeah yeah yeah and then they stitch it back up after and that's where you get

01:08:26.840 that's it yeah oh yeah the rod paul stitch yeah i i i think elizabeth tore but it wasn't that too bad

01:08:36.520 where they needed to i guess she did but the the uh i think i said this that the lady that we had a lady uh 1.00

01:08:41.640 doctor so i don't think i got the husband stitch on that one i don't know i've never noticed a

01:08:46.600 difference between before and after but uh i also think i'm just not that observant so i don't know

01:08:52.200 it was actually really funny because um legionist kanks talked about like after like birth vaginas 1.00

01:08:58.040 and they were like talking about how it's so loose it was like is it loose i feel really bad i was like

01:09:03.640 it's really happy to be there yeah i don't know like i don't like maybe it is but i like i'm so

01:09:09.560 unobservant and like for me i'm like okay cool i can last longer whatever this is more fun i don't 0.77

01:09:13.720 know you ever been down here bitch i can last so long you ever been with a really tight chick and 1.00

01:09:21.080 you come really quick i guess this only applies to top because you've been with like one other chick 0.99

01:09:24.520 cole but uh yeah i love it like really like i don't know maybe i just don't last very well but 0.98

01:09:29.400 it's like i'm gonna come quick as fuck if it's like too damn tight so like i don't i don't want to 0.96

01:09:33.080 like loose loose because i've been with chicks that are like okay what's going on here but like 1.00

01:09:39.320 like i don't know i don't want to be like like people always going about oh yeah it's so tight 0.94

01:09:43.160 like i don't know i don't want to be like fucking like immediately had a mirror and she was watching 0.99

01:09:48.200 her give birth i i mean that's insane that she she should not own a gun yeah i i saw the placenta 0.99

01:09:55.480 i saw the placenta sitting on the table and i was thinking i was like i wonder if it's gonna eat it

01:09:59.640 because i've heard it i feel like there's there's something sad about watching that i feel like

01:10:04.920 that means the dad wasn't there and so you just like felt like you had to have that moment like

01:10:08.680 because i feel like it's a dad moment you said someone watched that like use the mirror to watch

01:10:12.280 it come out oh yeah spud said she watched she used the mirror okay she she had the dad there i feel

01:10:17.240 like that's like a fatherless woman uh thing you know i was gonna say that's what you get for 0.98

01:10:21.560 for marrying a black dude what what would be the least unlikely to marry a black dude yeah 0.99

01:10:30.360 well there are no yeah there are no black dudes or she is 0.99

01:10:33.960 the women are most unabashed about being racist and it's beautiful 0.86

01:10:37.400 it's crazy dude like i was just saying honestly it's a very weird like 0.54

01:10:42.120 that because i guess even on the other side like the white women that are really like oh you're 1.00

01:10:46.360 fucking being racist they're also incredibly racist themselves but they're just like it's just 0.99

01:10:50.280 like a natural thing that comes through i have to be my wife like because i joke about it my wife's 0.99

01:10:54.680 about it i'd be like you need to cool it yeah i see elizabeth has said some things i'm like

01:11:00.680 when i say it i'm joking she was like i'm not joking i want to kill 0.98

01:11:04.200 i gotta join you guys and get myself a racist wife who's more racist you need to join us and get 1.00

01:11:10.120 fucking fucked man 1.00

01:11:15.480 join us and just get a hand job or something man waiting until the moment is right 1.00

01:11:20.760 how about the moment before 40

01:11:25.480 guys do we have any videos or anything pulled up today i feel like we have we have the joe biden

01:11:29.400 video and if you guys want to talk about me i i guess i had uh like total breakdown or something

01:11:35.240 i don't even yeah i did want to mention this uh yeah let's talk about that um so so anybody that 0.78

01:11:40.840 doesn't know uh toad is fucking crazy i don't i don't think so yeah you don't think so you're the 0.99

01:11:48.920 crazy one uh no you're all crazy yeah no schizo person i can see beyond the matrix 1.00

01:11:57.000 no schizo person has ever been like yeah i think i'm the the crazy one here 0.99

01:12:00.840 no uh but like i would still let toad have guns before before a tranny but yeah toad was on some 0.98

01:12:10.200 sort of sleep deprivation slash uh binge of coffee and caffeine and gambling and he comes to the chat

01:12:20.280 my gambling was going okay during that stretch i think this was ruining your life stop trying to

01:12:24.440 cope let's go move on no no let's move on keep going jose said it was on uh monday but i think

01:12:30.280 it really started on sunday it was either monday or yesterday um but he started to send cryptic

01:12:38.200 messages and i think it started off with just he just said like i'm on eight hours of sleep in 64

01:12:43.400 hours i'm running off caffeine like sounded like that and he just started going through like and he

01:12:48.760 would start sending messages dude he made me go schizo to him like i was like i'm like is toad a

01:12:54.600 fed is this um dude i don't even know what i said to be honest a good amount of us thought that toad had

01:13:01.000 gotten the the call the activation call that someone had called him and said like blue foxtrot uh red 0.79

01:13:07.880 when the purple yeah i'm american i'm ready to fucking like like something like that because he 0.96

01:13:13.880 that one of the ones i have i kind of want to have some here uh the faint voices in my left ear as 0.96

01:13:20.200 i was in a state of slumber guide me there's no there's no it's this 12 30 pm uh as they cut

01:13:29.000 through the static and sound of distant music i was able to discern what i was being told what is my

01:13:34.760 purpose uh do you see the one we shared with the crossword of that one chick that one was actually 0.98

01:13:42.040 kind of funny because then i looked at the tweet and i'm like and i'm like no these are great

01:13:46.520 these are great tweets this is not good to like send to your homies in a private group chat 0.98

01:13:52.120 dude i have like no recollection the best one he was just like uh i think maybe you can find it top

01:13:57.480 but he was like i hear static on the other side of my wall and i'm like and it's speaking to me or

01:14:05.480 here's one trained as rats we may lead ourselves ourselves in the opposite way of what we intend

01:14:11.480 this is this is at eight in the morning

01:14:16.360 no refuge does exist from the harsh cold the deluge from above precipitation no perhaps it is that we

01:14:23.560 are literal peons i'm like he's really good we we we tested off the old behind toad's toad's back

01:14:33.000 chat and we're like he might do it this time he might actually end it wait that nobody it's not

01:14:38.120 because he's sad it's because he's insane like he's he's just sleep deprived used condoms are part 0.73

01:14:44.040 of the infrastructure of america toad these are tweets these are great tweets but they're awful

01:14:49.240 things to say to your homeboys he literally said i have been activated dormant for so long a weapon of

01:14:54.840 unfathomable power that was like oh my god toad's a fed he's taking down the whole gang we're

01:15:00.920 oh here's this is the one you're talking about he says uh this is at one in the morning i'm not

01:15:06.360 even where i'm supposed to be what is this why is this empty there's radio static on the other side of

01:15:13.800 this wall that i caught and i was like radio second and he kept talking about how he was hearing either

01:15:20.760 voices or i'm hallucinating but my ice maker is also haunted here's the one that i like he put

01:15:28.520 he sent this like tweet of this woman who who said open for suggestions and it was an empty crossword

01:15:33.960 and he said this woman demands the answers be handed to her this is not the way and like 0.87

01:15:40.040 i looked at the tweet and it was like some random broad like literally like imploring people to do her 0.98

01:15:45.800 crossword for her i'm like who the fuck tweets this shit so i was kind of like all right why 1.00

01:15:51.320 didn't you tweet this instead you choose to tweet like autistic retarded bullshit these are the things 1.00

01:15:56.280 that i want to see online here look whatever toad toad is on no pussy if you want to he goes 1.00

01:16:02.360 are gonna smoke it permanently defile a stench of the underground we must walk to the local meat 0.96

01:16:07.880 shop to catch a whiff of anything pleasant could smoke a temporary reprieve from bad smoke

01:16:14.040 i was just like i was so fucking confused and concerned and i was just like i was like 0.91

01:16:19.080 so close just booting it out i won't distance myself away from him as much as possible

01:16:24.520 and enter a realm beyond the metaphysical and view the physical from the outside you will see

01:16:30.520 visions voices provide clarity like life is a series of attempts to be the least broken version

01:16:39.560 i'm kind of sad that like toad slept before he came on the show because this would have been so

01:16:43.240 much more fun if this toad would have showed up i finally slept last night i i completely like shut

01:16:49.000 down basically but i think i was did you guys do the rats one trained his rats we may lead ourselves in

01:16:54.040 the opposite way of what we intend that's what you don't understand we are all broken one must arrive

01:16:59.160 at that realization but it's so funny he said literally right before this at set at eight

01:17:04.040 o'clock in the morning witnessing mass insanity disguised as normalcy perhaps it is i who is at

01:17:09.400 least insane hold on you might be onto something here is toad is toad plagiarizing

01:17:15.480 car leading us voluntary to the gas chambers they all delude themselves in believing another reality

01:17:20.680 we do not physically die but we are all actually live are we actually living at all this is like legit 0.95

01:17:26.840 shit of like people like we joked about like intrusive thoughts and like breaking the matrix 0.97

01:17:31.320 at one point before and this is stuff we're like oh shit like i think he's above the matrix where he's 0.99

01:17:36.520 like i see it all i see the pattern of the universe this is all just bullshit this is all simulation who 0.99

01:17:41.800 gives a fuck like i unironically i unironically want you on my show talking like this this is what my 0.99

01:17:49.240 new show is about lorenzo said jose these are two oh they said these are toad lyrics 0.99

01:17:54.680 i'll turn them into lyrics i write like four different band lyrics already like the tension

01:18:03.000 is palpable among them amongst the masses you since the half are on the verge of snapping 1.00

01:18:10.360 you ever put your toothbrush on deep clean mode and use it to massage your face the menthol like sting of

01:18:15.800 the toothpaste on your skin is sublime it's like a scandinavian woman breathing arctic air on you

01:18:20.360 it tingles amazingly i recall watching the flems from on high as they wallow in steerage and wish to

01:18:27.080 rejoin the royals and don their purplish hue once again

01:18:33.960 alas it is still all faults however the boot is indeed too at their throats

01:18:38.520 well yeah that's that's my body temporarily delivered unto itself a state of respite i believe

01:18:46.440 a power hour perhaps it's so weird because like i'm actually looking at now and like he was we were

01:18:52.840 actually having a coherent discussion about like kind of plans for the show at like 12 41 in the

01:18:58.360 like like in the middle of night kind of deal and then all of a sudden right at like one in the

01:19:04.120 morning that's when he said i'm hallucinating but my ice maker is also haunted and it was

01:19:08.920 all downhill from there and it was like it was where i'm supposed to be what is this why is this

01:19:13.320 empty but this is the one that really got me because this is kind of like a like he was in his

01:19:18.840 just in his house and then he goes i'm not even where i'm supposed to be what is this why is this

01:19:24.120 empty where were you i have no idea he had to be in his house because he was talking about that was

01:19:30.200 right after the ice maker thing so he was in his house and he comes to realization i'm single and

01:19:34.680 i'm 35 and i mean why is my house empty oh no oh i'm i'm 38 on sunday whatever you need to discard 0.93

01:19:43.640 that house and move to florida bro we were all these weird ass shit so after that we were all like 0.92

01:19:49.960 toad is like talking about how he's like yeah we all immediately at that point we're like behind 0.95

01:19:54.520 toad's chat group chat also we were just like toad go to sleep and he was like i gotta go to work we're

01:19:59.960 like i was thinking like toad you probably have never taken off in your life you're just that

01:20:04.120 person that just never takes pto you probably have like 800 hours of pto and he's just like nope not

01:20:09.000 gonna i take some but not a lot yeah i was like like you probably have like 400 hours just take

01:20:13.960 some pto and sleep dude just get some rest like did you ever did you find the sleep i just i did want

01:20:19.880 to get to the bottom of this of what happened because i completely crashed so i can tell you that some

01:20:23.480 of that stuff was like a commentary on like i don't know like the universe and life

01:20:30.600 it seemed like it was about just like i don't know the daily grind and about i don't know how

01:20:35.640 people that like are i don't know in first class or whatever like i don't know think

01:20:41.320 that they're above this but they're still like i don't know part of the the proletariat essentially and

01:20:48.520 being being stepped on by by the tyrants that's how i take that yeah it's funny because they are

01:20:56.440 all actually like kind of deep thoughts in a way but just so bizarre in that context locked like you

01:21:03.560 know how they say like uh there's like a dmt automatically made in your brain it's just like

01:21:08.040 when you take it it's just like he unlocked it like a natural form of dmt that just ramped up because

01:21:13.640 he just couldn't sleep forever in his house floating with his eyes rolled behind his head

01:21:18.600 well the other thing i will say is that i i do have uh i have auditory hallucinations so like

01:21:24.760 some of that was in there i'm pretty sure like like when i like that mean like you're just all of a

01:21:31.560 sudden just like i don't know like on my left side i'll just like start hearing like random 0.97

01:21:37.240 shit kill them yeah no like you don't need them they don't hate you like i don't know what it is 0.98

01:21:46.200 i don't know what it is but it's like like no like through through the wall like in my bedroom it 1.00

01:21:53.400 almost sounds like there's like a and i don't even think there are neighbors on that side of that wall

01:22:00.200 it sounds like there's like a like a radio like embedded in the wall

01:22:07.000 and it's but it's like it's far away so it's like it's the static like it's not tuned to an

01:22:11.400 actual channel but it's close to some channel so you can hear like almost like this like music but

01:22:16.120 you can't identify what it is and you can hear like voices so it's like almost like you're between

01:22:21.800 and like two other channels yeah i've never been more convinced that you should really move

01:22:35.160 honestly if you move this like it might really make a huge difference in your life

01:22:39.240 the the your neighbors next door cia they work for there are no neighbors next door he lives in a padded 0.95

01:22:44.440 cell he never leaves that room that you see him in that's true he actually doesn't work he doesn't

01:22:52.120 go to like they just think it's like uh it's like the movie uh shutter island so they just make him 0.73

01:22:57.320 think he actually goes as a as a as a like engine as a fucking software engineer he's yelling i'm in 0.98

01:23:02.680 tower gang mother feel like yeah yeah you're in tower gang toad come on let's go take our pills 0.98

01:23:07.800 this isn't even real no it's not so this is all a figment of your imagination all of us 1.00

01:23:12.920 this is for real though get the fuck out of that hole hole you live in this this kind of 1.00

01:23:18.040 shit makes me believe the kind of woo-woo shit people talk about where they're like oh yeah 1.00

01:23:22.440 these these certain places it like gets negative energy yeah the cities are those places and you're 1.00

01:23:27.560 being haunted literally i will say i was the only one i was the only one of the chat going toad

01:23:32.840 go harder man don't it's actually a good question have you toad uh any antique objects i don't think so

01:23:40.920 those uh those weights counts as antiques i've got so much dust on them

01:23:45.240 i i do actually use those as much as you think i don't wait it's odd that they left me those 0.99

01:23:50.360 in the back you fucking faggot yeah i have i have funko pops they're uh ron swanson yeah you 1.00

01:23:56.200 fucking faggot yeah they're still in the box too that's what i know uh there's there's a rick 1.00

01:24:02.520 sanchez and i forget what else i have over there uh i don't remember i it it was it was one of the 0.99

01:24:09.400 most surreal things of just seeing oh ash from evil dad is over there it was just very surreal

01:24:17.480 it's it was one of the weirdest things like and we couldn't like we didn't know how to deal with

01:24:22.840 it besides just saying go to bed like go to sleep because he like the we knew was i had to threaten him 0.99

01:24:27.720 to stop i was like i will kick you out of the chat like i will block you fucking kick you i was dead 1.00

01:24:32.520 serious if he kept it up i was gonna because it's like for one it's like i don't know what 0.99

01:24:35.880 is going on here if he's a school shooting like i don't know like i'm like i do not want to get 0.88

01:24:40.840 indicted and have to go to fucking yeah i want to be like clear like look right here i was like cut 0.99

01:24:45.640 the shit out motherfucker you know you notice how the school shooting was a day later though 1.00

01:24:51.000 hey oh jesus yeah and now you like now you're getting a little uncomfortable here toad yeah 1.00

01:24:56.200 because i i have dumbbells well well the thing about the ice maker i have i have had my ice

01:25:02.520 maker just randomly shoot ice at me so there is that dude move move you gotta leave

01:25:09.000 get the outside out of that hole look at toad's face right now look at his face he's just a man

01:25:16.600 more the more i learn about your life the more i feel for you and you need the voice on the left

01:25:21.480 side is going don't listen to them stay don't stay yeah well well they have me in this padded

01:25:27.400 cell here but for some reason they left me the weights they're even like for real you need to get 0.98

01:25:33.160 out i'm not even kidding and you sell your house get a fucking trailer with like five acres you'll 0.99

01:25:37.560 fucking you whether you use weights or not you'll start actually having to do yard work 1.00

01:25:41.400 you're fucking you'll you'll you'll be fine so do not say he needs a fucking gun no he's going to 1.00

01:25:46.280 blow his brain does not no i won't until he gets to a better place he does not need a gun 1.00

01:25:51.480 all right well let's let's uh do the binding video and fucking close it out all right let's do the 0.99

01:25:55.000 body i just had to touch on that because we just had to get to the bottom of what was going on and 0.67

01:25:58.760 apparently it was just sleep deprivation but it unlocked something in toad's brain to a higher

01:26:03.400 level i feel like we still haven't we still haven't gotten to the bottom because this is every week

01:26:06.920 every week now there's a thing with toe we're like either where is he or why is he acting like 0.97

01:26:11.640 such a fucking retard or why is he schizophrenic this week it's just every week something different 0.99

01:26:17.320 i know we bully you but we genuinely want you to get to a better place we're all concerned for you 1.00

01:26:22.040 uh get out of your hellhole stop gambling change your life please it's it's called wagering it's uh 0.86

01:26:28.440 toad's going i'm i've decided to get worse no no no no i was i was in like one of the worst holes 0.95

01:26:35.400 that i've been in to start the season i'm not talking about there yeah exactly but i've climbed

01:26:40.520 almost completely out of it over the span of like a couple weeks which is crazy so nobody we don't

01:26:44.920 care i'm doing all right i'm doing all right while you're gambling i genuinely think it's a problem and

01:26:48.680 you need to stop at least for now until your life gets in a better place honestly i wonder if we should

01:26:53.640 all kind of do some sleep deprivation to see if we can get on toad's level i like sleeping you should

01:26:57.560 no no no let's just let's just all go out like dude dude 72 hours no sleep since i've since i've been on

01:27:03.800 this show i've been sleep deprived i don't know i would probably not be funny if i had some sleep

01:27:09.240 so i don't know i'm trying to do a sane person let's play let's let's let biden update us on the

01:27:14.840 school shooting i was a now that was i was jc i was about to say that that he also has that guy 0.71

01:27:19.800 whispering to him and he's all fucking and once the guy goes away he just all suddenly gets younger 0.99

01:27:25.080 who's under the spell of grima worm tongue you fucking peasants oh yeah that's right yeah talking 1.00

01:27:30.760 about funko pop fag look at this fucking facts play the video 1.00

01:27:40.120 my name is joe biden 0.99

01:27:43.640 i'm dr joe biden's husband

01:27:47.640 and i ate jenny's ice cream chocolate chip

01:27:51.240 i came down because i heard there was chocolate chip ice cream

01:27:53.400 by the way i have a whole refrigerator full upstairs you think i'm kidding i'm not

01:27:59.960 ben how are you pal one of the best guys in the united states congress ben cardin

01:28:11.080 folks uh

01:28:15.000 it's a delight to have you all here and who are those good-looking kids back there 0.99

01:28:18.920 are your kids all four of them well stand up guys let me see your ass 0.98

01:28:26.360 here's the thing john we'll jump back 0.99

01:28:35.080 i'll say this if he was your grandpa he'd be a great grandpa because he's always gonna have

01:28:39.880 cream he's always gonna be loving on you like he's he seems pretty fun he's gonna be a little

01:28:44.360 senile says he'll tell you stories of like that he shouldn't be telling you he's got all that ukrainian 0.94

01:28:48.840 money yeah but yeah and but the funny thing is just like he came down apparently this was the

01:28:55.320 supposed to be the nashville shooter like it was supposed to just be like a

01:29:00.520 some business meeting or some meeting with like small businesses and they turned it into the nashville

01:29:05.240 shooting like meeting and so he just comes down he's thinking it's gonna be a small business 0.67

01:29:11.080 meeting or some shit like that and he's just making cracking jokes which i mean god i just 0.78

01:29:17.640 this makes me like him more which is funny it does it makes me like him more well yeah he's like uh 0.91

01:29:22.760 he's like an old man in a nursing home who's like really happy that he just got his pudding or

01:29:27.000 something like oh yeah we have chocolate chip ice cream today because he's like he's like whenever

01:29:33.240 like your your grandpa comes to an event and they're like they just told me they had some uh

01:29:37.320 like someone told me there was like chocolate chip ice cream here that's why i came and like 1.00

01:29:41.320 that's what that's like i mean he's fucking 80 years old he's just an old fucking grandpa 0.99

01:29:47.560 and someone's like he goes he thinks the fucking joke is just like and he's just like well i got 0.99

01:29:52.040 chocolate chip ice cream at home so i'm here i'm here regardless like it's like he's not even trying 0.99

01:29:58.040 at this point he's like i'm the president i'm just gonna do whatever the fuck i want i respect it 0.71

01:30:01.640 though yeah did you see that the other one of the uh the guy his handler take like literally like 0.95

01:30:07.800 walking him out and being like you step on the you stay on the blue tape that's your marker stay on 0.73

01:30:12.920 the blue tape and he's just like he fucking goes yeah he had a laugh track on this right because he 0.90

01:30:20.360 comes out he's like i'm joe biden and everybody just starts laughing like what well because it's 0.87

01:30:26.440 because it's funny like when you like it's it's it's funny in like the insane way of funny like

01:30:31.720 whatever like uh everybody understands this guy's senile and so it's really funny whenever a president

01:30:36.920 goes i'm joe biden dr jill biden's husband and like that's funny like that's if i walked out and i was 0.96

01:30:44.040 like i'm cole i'm elizabeth's husband like to do my own work and they're like what the fuck like i know 0.92

01:30:53.160 my wife is a doctor and i'm not and then just randomly he's like hey those are some attractive 0.90

01:30:57.400 kids over there all right let's finish this video stand up i do what it is considering the moment

01:31:06.680 the kids thing gets very fucking weird and funny at the same time

01:31:11.240 it makes me think he's just he goes to any room and he just looks for children and he's just like 0.92

01:31:16.200 there's some children there like he like gravitates towards them has to say something yeah hey oh those

01:31:21.080 are your kids bring them to me also if people saying this isn't joe no no this is joe this is

01:31:26.760 the real joe biden this is the this isn't the either the deep fake or the uh the stand-in that they

01:31:31.720 have this is this is actually senile joe biden they actually had him come down for this one

01:31:36.840 no this is just this is a clone of joe biden but every time they clone them the iterations just get

01:31:41.400 worse and worse like they're like less of like whatever it originally was and i prefer it this way 0.71

01:31:46.280 yeah like that where like he made clones or some shit each one got more retarded you know it was 0.98

01:31:52.520 yeah they got less uh well it was funny they they're all lazy every lick is lazy and so each time they 0.92

01:31:58.760 become lazier and the next iteration and so when they build it they just build it with less like

01:32:03.640 good materials right yeah because each one is lazier than the previous and builds the next one so

01:32:09.800 yeah so it starts out like where it's like you know it's slightly different but then by the end

01:32:15.880 they're like like wooden but but it's also like at some point he's just gonna be fetterman like

01:32:21.960 they're just they clone him down until he's just finally like literally like but they're they're like

01:32:27.080 can't even fucking talk and then they're also cloned recently so that was that's a good conspiracy 0.88

01:32:33.400 right here he looks great he looks great now crazy i do like the but i mean we all believe 0.98

01:32:42.040 that there are biden like stand-ins correct same as like the hillary stand-ins i don't know maybe

01:32:47.080 maybe not i mean i don't know i don't be surprised if he has a doppelganger but i also think it could

01:32:52.360 easily be attributed like a facelift or some shit but i think your thing was not no no no i think joe 0.75

01:32:58.040 biden's been dead for 10 years it's eight years so it's possible yeah all right let's finish this 0.95

01:33:03.480 so he died right at the end of the obama administration like obama got out yeah died

01:33:09.960 yeah uh left three children dead uh three adults dead shooters dead and we were told he would be

01:33:17.480 addressing this off the top he's he's still flirting with the kids it's rather surprising i thought that

01:33:22.120 that a somber president here and a little bit of ice came out for you school shooting

01:33:28.520 well this is fox news too so they're like making fun of him a little bit too like

01:33:32.200 well there's this is you know a really serious time and joe biden comes down and he's

01:33:36.920 just joking around and uh hitting on kids and i don't know i mean it's it's joe biden at his best man

01:33:43.720 it's it's top form all right guys i miss clint but let's uh what do we got here yeah what do

01:33:50.360 we have here what is this oh crack sports lebron was just suspended for the regular season by the

01:33:55.800 way i bet on the lakers tonight it's not even true i don't even know why what is this about

01:34:10.520 what the show me this is for what is this why did you just show this that was okay what all right 0.94

01:34:17.640 guys with that we're out of here you're fucking fire that was weird okay well we uh plugs you 0.99

01:34:24.600 guys want to plug yourselves oh yeah uh um next let them let them guess where we're at 0.99

01:34:37.080 oh say we can't hear you we cannot hear you are you for real right now yeah go ahead

01:34:41.720 can you hear me all right uh next week next thursday i'll be going on uh via spaces on twitter

01:34:48.440 i'll be going on the redhead libertarian spaces we'll be talking about uh the oklahoma city bombings

01:34:53.240 that one should be fun if you have any questions that'll be a good spot for you to show up and ask

01:34:57.480 them uh so that should be good i supposed to be going on part of the problem here soon i've got

01:35:02.040 to reschedule twice so uh you know that jude doesn't want you on yeah he's just ignoring me

01:35:09.720 he just did an episode i believe we'll get on you along he goes like oh man i'm so sorry we'll

01:35:15.800 reschedule and he just keeps rescheduling and he's just like you know what i think i think we missed

01:35:19.480 the chat i think we missed the window man if he keeps it up i'm not gonna lie i'd be a little bit

01:35:22.920 irritating but uh you know it is what it is uh you know it should happen but uh yeah uh i should be

01:35:28.440 in part of the problem soon to do a whole okc episode keep your eye out for it i don't really

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01:35:41.960 nice um me i i have a twitter instagram and a website don't pull that up take take it down i don't

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01:35:55.400 engine is that what's called merch engine no fuck that too don't even go there oh yeah all right 0.87

01:36:00.120 back i'm with dave and uh gang cole on twitter i haven't been tweeting lately because i just 0.94

01:36:05.080 haven't been into the mood uh so like you know i just i literally just go on there and just talk

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01:36:44.280 because i know i said next thursday but i don't know when you're watching wait wait wait are you

01:36:48.280 are you seriously going on with isabella riley yeah she asked me something all right fine i guess

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01:37:41.880 best he's one of the good ones he steps down from life oh my god all right let's kick a kick us into

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Tower Gang - March 30, 2023

Ep 116 - Cum in a Cup

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