Tower Gang - Ep 117 - Infinite Butthole Tattoo w⧸ Brian McWilliams

00:00:00.000 what's up retards I'm trying to start a cult here baby so I can only fit a third of my dick into 1.00

00:00:08.320 toads and mussy you want to kill me or you want to give me a boner I don't know when I say fuck 1.00

00:00:15.960 the Jews it means I'm horny hello is me I'm retarded any of you guys ever had the mythical 1.00

00:00:21.840 where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit where they're oh oh oh three of you 1.00

00:00:26.240 had a threesome of some kind I was watching it and jerking off 1.00

00:00:31.140 she was a 10 in real life she's like a dead 8 0.99

00:00:39.140 Louis you're like a brother to me Donald Trump come on Tower Gang that is the most offensive podcast 1.00

00:00:47.300 Fat Dave fuck you man 1.00

00:00:49.260 it's not what this show is about 1.00

00:00:56.120 this shit is retarded 1.00

00:00:57.380 this show is so fucking cool yeah it's crazy you guys get to watch this shit for free because this 1.00

00:01:04.740 show is really really fucking cool thank you guys so much for tuning in once again this is Clint 0.99

00:01:09.080 Russell this is Tower Gang we got Tower Gang Toad in the top left where he will be hanging himself 0.98

00:01:13.960 later we got Brian McWilliams Mr. Lions of Liberty back in this motherfucker we got fat 0.99

00:01:17.860 smooth aka Cole aka the most swole patrol dad that's ever been known and sooner rather than 0.98

00:01:25.460 later we will have Jose Gellison as well as Top Lobster so hang in there don't tune out yet we know

00:01:29.860 all the ladies want to see the sex appeal dude can Cole flex again because your muscles look big 1.00

00:01:34.400 your hands look so teeny tiny oh dude I have the fucking baby hands holy shit oh my god dude I have 0.99

00:01:42.200 the smallest hands man like it is and they're so soft I've been working out for months now and they're 0.99

00:01:47.240 still so soft no calluses or anything like you're not wearing gloves no Clint wears gloves I don't 0.90

00:01:52.260 wear the fucking I wear I gotta wear I get calluses with gloves man see I was gonna say how do you even 0.97

00:01:56.420 hold up the weights you must have like those ties you wrap it around I do I do I had a 1.00

00:02:00.580 all the way up to the forearms I posted a tweet the other day that was like uh I was at the urinal

00:02:05.780 and I had I went in I was doing deadlifts and so I had my straps on he's just he's just literally 0.98

00:02:10.940 pissing through the back of the urinals there's so many fucking roids in his system yeah but also 0.97

00:02:15.320 and so I just had it there and I was like whenever uh your shit's too heavy and you have to wrap it so 1.00

00:02:19.820 I had like my uh the wraps around my dick and I was but but yeah I've always gotten made fun of 0.99

00:02:25.640 because my I mean look at my paintings dude like look at that I mean it's like yeah but Cole of my 1.00

00:02:32.120 knuckles you could never reach around to like finger a girl's asshole while she's on top of you 1.00

00:02:37.000 like you would never be able to reach I get I get like a like the bit of a just the bit of the nail 0.99

00:02:42.800 right there so it just scratches them so just all right just Cole's gonna put on a Chinese finger 0.96

00:02:47.380 trap to be able to finger a chick in the butt Cole cannot do the shocker can you imagine if the 1.00

00:02:55.020 the Chinese finger cup gets attached to a shit inside of her you have to relax you have to 1.00

00:03:01.200 relax your ass into it that's the game that's the trick of it you know uh there is one real uh big 1.00

00:03:07.280 advantage to having the small hands though which is that your dick looks way bigger in comparison so 1.00

00:03:11.960 or is that just yeah when I jerk off I'm like it's like I mean it's huge it's but it always felt bad 1.00

00:03:17.300 because like you know they talk about the two and the pink pinky and the stinky and like I mean look at 0.96

00:03:21.080 I mean like shocking you the stinky it's like I'm she's getting not even a knuckle 0.99

00:03:24.860 you definitely don't have a big dick right I have I mean not with the steroids no yeah I just know 1.00

00:03:33.720 with the finger size my balls are tiny insanely small but I'm all balls no dick it's crazy 1.00

00:03:39.900 you talk about how you just have ginormous balls I do I have enormous balls I have a good size dick but 1.00

00:03:45.120 my balls are ridiculous you should take steroids to like if you take it would balance out actually 1.00

00:03:49.980 yeah you gotta shrink the balls I think it's actually God's way of telling me to do roids 1.00

00:03:54.020 that's true yeah if you have huge balls do steroids that's oh listen to this shit I've got a I have a 1.00

00:03:59.460 huge throbbing like you ever see those monster movies with like aliens that are super smart they 1.00

00:04:03.340 have giant brains with throbbing veins in their skulls yeah that's my ball sack yeah that's my balls 0.99

00:04:10.560 I've got like some giant ass vein that just is on the top so chicks will go down and like like oh let me 1.00

00:04:15.820 suck on your balls and it's just like like literally like like bulging into their ear holes 1.00

00:04:21.080 you know repulsive I don't know how to deal with it yeah they pull your pants down it's just Mars 1.00

00:04:25.620 attacks down there yeah it's legit let me take a little little sidetrack story here I it's it's so

00:04:33.380 jarring to me to have just traveled around the country I was in Washington state I'm giving these

00:04:37.700 really heartfelt speeches I'm I'm moderating presidential speech uh debates and then I go to Colorado I'm giving

00:04:43.400 this hour-long solo monologue about the state of the economy and macroeconomics and the petrodollar 0.97

00:04:48.560 system and I come here and I just hear about Brian's fucking veiny ball sack my life is so so strange 0.94

00:04:54.160 why don't you bring me with you and I'll do the opening the opening speech about how do you avoid 0.99

00:04:59.320 the veiny ball sack because I've I've made mistakes in my life clearly guys if you're jerking off I know 0.92

00:05:06.700 sometimes it's tempting to hold it in you know like you're like I'm gonna come and you hold it really 0.96

00:05:11.060 tight with your fist don't do it don't do it don't do it I didn't say that's what I first

00:05:15.400 thought you could I thought I could just I guess everybody probably did it when they first like

00:05:19.780 would like 14 years old you're jerking it and you're thinking like well what if I could just

00:05:23.860 like oh you jammed it what you jammed the cannon yeah yeah like where you're just like what if I 0.99

00:05:28.980 just like squeeze my dick as hard as I can so it can't come that's how it feels great you can you 1.00

00:05:34.100 probably blow your dick out you must be able to you must be able to right I've done it I've done 1.00

00:05:40.620 I've been able to choke to come back one time I did it one time oh no no no no no I've choked it back 1.00

00:05:45.380 but I'm saying what he's describing is like firing it into a pinched cannon which would backfire and 1.00

00:05:50.140 like blow your asshole out I think it goes back into your balls and your balls that's why your balls 1.00

00:05:54.880 are so big you have no prostate at age 12 because you're blew it out the back it's just hang 1.00

00:06:01.100 it's just hanging out like a ball in a cup game oh my god all right like if the chick actually 1.00

00:06:08.300 blows in it it emplates your balls instead and then they explode I'm pretty sure that's how it 0.98

00:06:12.800 works makes sense to me uh let's let's go let's go for a mailbag mailbag boy yeah all right speaking 0.99

00:06:20.180 of ball sacks yeah little dicky all right liminal vibration asks if biden was on tower gang how long

00:06:29.220 into the episode would it take for him to drop the hard r oh my god I feel like we could get him

00:06:34.260 pretty quick what do you guys think yeah I think I think you just be like hey tell us about your

00:06:38.180 childhood and you're just like well yeah tell us about corn pop I I feel like I would ask him about

00:06:45.580 his uh his his days of uh what's it called life preserving what's it called when you had the

00:06:51.020 lifeguarding like they watch oh I was like what what is that word I don't know I thought you meant

00:06:56.640 a dream about whenever you were just uh that donut on the side of a ship I don't I think I think all

00:07:03.040 you have to do is bring up for today you bring up you bring up kareem john pierre and he's dropping 0.98

00:07:08.100 that r instantly he's like that fucking I hired her for one reason and that fucking you know bam I 0.99

00:07:14.000 think you could do it with the same with the kamala be like hey man just like really like what do you 0.99

00:07:18.820 think about her like for real like can you do a biden impersonation at all because I I have a

00:07:23.880 really big ask for you right now if you can oh I can't I can't do it but let me tell you man

00:07:30.860 she's not even in oh no I see I knew cole would actually drop the hard art so that's why I wanted 1.00

00:07:38.040 him to do it I'm not good at impressions I can't do it but like it's just uh but like

00:07:43.820 I I could imagine you could check it out jack

00:07:46.900 I really I really think like if you get him just one-on-one just get a couple drinks in him

00:07:55.180 dude will just tell you insane stories like no filter at all but because he's just senile not

00:08:01.700 because like he's cool like he's not he's not a cool guy like he was he's just like super senile and

00:08:07.220 he'll just drop like your grandpa the same as like your senile grandpa would do the same thing and

00:08:12.040 that's just that's the leader of our he's worse than my grandpa I'm gonna be straight up with you 0.64

00:08:15.600 I honestly think he's more racist than my grandfather oh I don't know uh well you don't 0.91

00:08:20.520 know my grandfather toad well I don't know I don't know Clint I think your grandpa's pretty racist 0.54

00:08:26.720 see my grandpa's dead but refused to be buried with black people so when does that oh 1.00

00:08:32.480 take top boys take top boys why why is this happening what up yo what's going on what's up 0.99

00:08:39.680 guys I was listening I was listening to your jerk off segment in the car on the way uh to the show 0.92

00:08:44.140 here and I I realized I was trying to blurt it I was like I used to do that I used to squeeze my 0.99

00:08:49.200 dick before I came and it looked just like Brian's head look I even had a hole in the top of my head 0.99

00:08:56.620 going to the zoo I went to the zoo and I'm crawling through the by the way I found 0.53

00:09:00.680 the number one place to molest a child at the la zoo there's no second place number one

00:09:07.140 you're just looking for that well you know I thought it by accident like please

00:09:10.960 I've tried everywhere there is nowhere better than you you know why you come to tower getting

00:09:14.640 consumer information like this like this is you can't get it for like this so I'm at the la zoo

00:09:20.660 there's this like children's park area and there's a cave they're like kids come see the caves

00:09:25.820 see how cool it is there's a mini cave in the bigger cave that's like children go in this cave

00:09:32.460 right and I'm like trying to get my daughter in there for good dad purposes but I fall in there 0.99

00:09:37.500 and it's pitch fucking black man but you know they've got stalactite sticking out the fucking 1.00

00:09:41.940 ceiling which cut your head but oh my god yeah that's a nice little mark you got there oh yeah 0.99

00:09:47.280 oh I I scraped it I scraped the scab off on my new car interior this morning too which is fun

00:09:51.580 is that like there's just a big blood streak is that one of those things you got to keep dilating or

00:09:57.100 does it just always stay open it's gonna it's gonna slowly tighten up and tighten up and tighten

00:10:01.560 up which is beautiful I know we're not we're not allowing so to wear a tank top do you know

00:10:05.420 how pumped I was when when top came in here to match with us

00:10:08.700 top do we have do you have tank tops do you have tower gang tanked oh no I need to get one I need

00:10:16.560 to buy one because I gotta I gotta get one because I'll I'll actually wear that to the uh to the gym 0.74

00:10:21.600 like fucking um uh Royce Royce fucking looking so good yeah I appreciate that and it's awesome that 0.97

00:10:29.580 he's fucking going to war with the uh Lady Gaga fans because I don't know if who else in here agrees 0.99

00:10:37.000 but I 100% agree Lady Gaga is not a looker at all she is no she's not I think I think that she was 0.99

00:10:43.580 decently pretty in uh A Star Is Born well I mean there's a lot there's a lot of special effects

00:10:49.180 going did you see her at the Oscars singing when she I don't know wiped off she wiped all her makeup

00:10:53.820 off she looked like somebody that had recently been bleeding out of the mouth and also had the worst 0.98

00:10:59.600 skin you see let me just like fucking pockmark Pete's face like like heroin needle meth face it was 0.96

00:11:04.860 hard and she is and she is also one of the most uh like stuck up if you uh they were I was like 1.00

00:11:10.340 watching uh your mom's house today and they were watching an interview that they that Lady Gaga did 0.97

00:11:14.880 with uh uh fuck I can't remember the girl the mom from Freaky Friday that's what I know her from 0.98

00:11:21.480 oh yeah Jamie Lee Curtis yes the original famous tranny that's Jamie Lee you gotta go true lies if 1.00

00:11:28.580 you're gonna bring up Jamie Lee Curtis come on well Jamie Lee Curtis so sweet so sweet and young

00:11:34.440 Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite I thought and she has a trans kid I think is the thing wait she 1.00

00:11:40.200 really what are the odds that's what they say I don't I don't know has that been she's got 1.00

00:11:45.580 such amazing tits if like honestly what an argument for hermaphrodites with her fucking knockers 1.00

00:11:52.820 in trading places get the fuck out of here with that titties like that with the fucking big old 1.00

00:11:57.100 dong I'm down let's do this even in uh what was that movie she was just in with all the 1.00

00:12:01.300 the Asian people or she's like the old oh she's a she's a fat like DMV worker or some shit she's an 1.00

00:12:06.740 ir she's an irs lady she has a bunch of awards that are also butt plugs I'm not even uh everywhere um 1.00

00:12:14.980 all at once isn't it any everything everywhere all at once yeah yeah yeah she's got some nice

00:12:19.060 cans are we still talking about Jamie Lee Curtis we are right yeah I don't know when she danced all

00:12:23.020 seductively uh to try and like get out of being caught as a spy for Arnold Schwarzenegger in that 0.75

00:12:28.780 movie uh true lies back in the day I was like I was down for to see what that little two-inch 0.98

00:12:33.320 was doing watch it again and see this cellulite for the first time really really uh yeah I mean I

00:12:39.080 was like 10 so I don't know that's the thing when it's not on VCR and you're having an HD now 0.98

00:12:43.840 yeah you get it you watch that shit on fucking HD dude and you're like oh Jamie roll it out 0.95

00:12:49.680 roll it out she really she's really hermaphrodite or is just some no I don't know it's like 1.00

00:12:54.640 it's true I knew that all the way back in high school Doug yeah me too is this like is this like

00:13:00.060 one of the high school like middle school like no no I think it's googling around just like the 0.83

00:13:03.540 little dicky fact checker no that Richard Gere shit's true so and and also and the ribs out of 0.99

00:13:10.480 Marilyn Manson's ribs not and little Kim also had to get her stomach pumped for sucking off of all of 1.00

00:13:14.680 bad boy records yeah everything little Kim's stomach is so small though toad could fill her 0.99

00:13:20.040 stomach with cum like let's be honest but he's also got 40 years of backup yeah he's been pinching 0.99

00:13:25.740 the head for so long right I I have a powerful uh stream of jizz so uh I've proven a lot there's a 0.98

00:13:35.220 that that long exhale inhale is just doesn't make it believable at all this uh wait so Jamie Lee 0.94

00:13:42.160 Curtis it says it's a fat whopper of a lie oh that's what that's what her PR machine says 1.00

00:13:49.220 I don't believe it she's got a clit that's so big that it is a penis and this this this reminds me of 1.00

00:13:55.520 the best porno that I've ever seen oh stop fucking segwaying don't allow him for a long time don't 1.00

00:14:02.640 allow him to do it don't allow him to do it look look it's fine but if it's not good you have to 1.00

00:14:08.000 leave for the rest of the episode no I came in here hot fuck you toad we had we had like you woke 1.00

00:14:12.560 me up you ruined my whole day with this bullshit that I swear to god I was I was irritable for the 1.00

00:14:17.540 rest of the day like my kids were like what's wrong with you he woke me I forgot even what you 0.99

00:14:21.740 were saying like he was talking like he's the authority on baseball I'm like toad you've never

00:14:26.060 even threw a ball before I don't know how to catch I don't think you understand how much

00:14:30.300 top was so upset about this I've never I've never seen him so mad no he was like I'm gonna block 0.95

00:14:36.900 toad I'm gonna block him because he's talking about the Yankees or something like shit like that 0.97

00:14:41.760 yeah my my basic point was right though oh I remember what it shut the fuck up toad here here's 0.98

00:14:46.800 what it was okay Mariano Rivera retires they make uh they make him uh the Minnesota Twins make him a 0.83

00:14:53.840 a bench or a seat out of like all the broken bats and toad being the autistic spurg 1.00

00:14:58.960 yeah the autistic spurg that he is is like why would they do that like doesn't don't they know 1.00

00:15:03.780 that he broke those bats on yeah they know they collected them he's a legend I don't I don't but

00:15:09.020 I don't understand I don't even understand the argument that's like Nick Cannon uh and his throne

00:15:13.840 of broken placentas no yeah to me it's like it's like like why would you like do that like like does

00:15:20.440 just Peyton Manning like people care about the legends man like yeah does Peyton Manning give Tom Brady

00:15:26.600 a sofa made of now hold on hold on hold on when Kobe went around in his final in his 20th season

00:15:33.700 when everyone knew he was retiring well he went around really fast and then he went right into

00:15:37.560 the ground that's not a joke about that every single away team when he was when he was on the

00:15:44.280 road they gave him a standing ovation they gave him special awards they gave him plaques I'm talking 0.57

00:15:48.300 fucking Boston Garden they were giving Philly did it happens we booed that because he's a Philly he's a 0.99

00:15:53.940 Philly guy that played us and fuck fuck Kobe Bryant I'm just gonna say it again right here I don't 1.00

00:15:58.620 think he's dead like unironically he's not dead I don't think he's dead god I hope you're right 1.00

00:16:02.500 this is the one conspiracy theory I need his daughter's definitely dead

00:16:05.500 that's the whole conspiracy yeah he actually murdered his daughter

00:16:11.120 this is the cover yeah wow anyway this is it's just the disrespect that Toad puts on the game of

00:16:18.040 of baseball where he's like he doesn't he can't yeah shut up he can't understand why somebody would 0.81

00:16:23.520 revere someone else so great because he's only about these like ones and zeros and the numbers

00:16:27.980 and the stats and I'm not everything but I love it it's like it's like I've dedicated up I dedicate

00:16:33.760 like half my life to play baseball Toad and you're gonna sit here and tell me about the batting 0.95

00:16:38.800 average of some obscure player in the 90s like I give a fuck like you could even think on the 0.98

00:16:43.400 same level as me in this game you can't Toad I don't the disrespect the disrespect that you have 1.00

00:16:49.740 bestowed upon me in this group chat you're like I would have fucking slapped you you don't understand 0.99

00:16:53.800 I understand why Nick Ashley slapped you I understand why he left this show I was very close 0.99

00:16:57.700 I was just close Toad I love the top set on this for 48 hours just to let it like 0.95

00:17:02.620 Nick Ashley slapped me because I broke my sobriety got extremely hammered and then jerked off during a 0.94

00:17:10.420 threesome that's why no what I what I left you before you did that is that no it was after 0.99

00:17:15.100 Toad like sees like Jackie Robinson day all the teams are wearing 42 and he's like what the fuck 0.93

00:17:19.920 is this about like what the no one can look at like he was like what's that about what 0.96

00:17:25.560 but I get what he's saying about Jackie Robinson I get what he's saying though if you're Jackie 0.66

00:17:31.420 Robinson's greatest competition and you're like I'm not wearing a fucking 42 like look I get where 0.85

00:17:37.140 he's coming from man if I'm a competitor I don't want I don't want it I don't want a shrine to the 1.00

00:17:42.540 guy that fucked my team over all the time right he can eat my cock like I'm with him on that I get 0.99

00:17:48.100 it I get his point there my point when he gave them that they gave him the rocket chair it's not 1.00

00:17:53.460 like they're fucking making their starting pitcher sitting it for the rest of their life 0.94

00:17:55.820 my other in the bullpen you sit on this 1.00

00:18:02.220 be as good as him yeah you get the splinters all up in your ass that do you guys want to hear about 1.00

00:18:09.780 this porno that I'm no god fucking damn I thought it top top I know you're upset at him I do want to 1.00

00:18:15.340 hear this I do I want to hear it I'm talking about this okay literally I steered this away from 0.99

00:18:20.160 this I steered it pretty good we should not be talking about one condition toad you can tell

00:18:25.520 about this porn but I get to tell you my favorite porn story which involves me uh a guy trying to 0.98

00:18:30.540 have sex with me wait all right you're allowed to tell the story toad if at any point any one of 0.99

00:18:36.680 us can stop you any one of us we just put our hand up and that's it okay and little dicky mute him 0.99

00:18:44.140 okay go ahead this is not a story about myself this is go ahead tread carefully we know it's 0.98

00:18:50.400 about sex we know it's not the greatest porno that exists so this is a porno involving twin 0.99

00:18:58.140 female hermaphrodites like they look like really hot chicks they're twin sisters and they both have 1.00

00:19:05.300 dick balls and vagina all of it and and throughout throughout this porno they yeah they do 1.00

00:19:12.700 everything to the point no no to the point where to each other yeah oh to each other to the point 1.00

00:19:18.640 where they're uh also yeah doing yeah double penetration on each other yeah dick and vagina 1.00

00:19:25.080 double both ways yeah oh you understand i'm not gonna lie i'm interested i'm pretty 1.00

00:19:30.320 how do you how do you with the balls there one have one on top and one have one on the bottom like 0.99

00:19:36.360 it's like like legos yeah yeah yeah it's like it's like it's like sex tetris 1.00

00:19:42.080 what is it dp like they're both in the they're both going in their vagina hole 1.00

00:19:46.080 so it's an ass and vagina so i guess they've got a vibrator in the hole with the others no no no no 1.00

00:19:51.800 i just realized what everyone was doing they're all put 1.00

00:19:54.640 no no it's it's yeah it's two people who they're they're chicks they're like hot chicks they're twins 1.00

00:20:03.600 they have dicks you fucking homo they're not chicks they both have they both have dicks and 1.00

00:20:08.720 vaginas yeah yeah how does it how does it all how does it all like uh like like hang like what 1.00

00:20:16.560 because now i i'm tempted to i just imagine the tech does the tetris theme play during this 0.76

00:20:21.760 yes it does actually this is this porno is from i think it's from when they line up

00:20:29.760 they all disappear and then yeah that that's the end goal they're trying to get rid of one 1.00

00:20:34.960 the dicks or the vaginas they're like we got them 1.00

00:20:37.360 yeah no they do that and then their whole like their center abdomen just vanishes 0.99

00:20:43.440 no no i i was thinking like they just do that and then just like right any other like 0.64

00:20:48.720 fucking weirdo and like training everything they just off themselves at that point 1.00

00:20:57.920 hey toad i need some details real quick um yes do they have big dicks are their pussies enormous 1.00

00:21:04.000 do they come where do they come i need i need how gross would it be if the wiring is wrong and 1.00

00:21:09.600 they come instead of squirting out of the vaginas it's just a thick load of spooge oh oh let's um 1.00

00:21:15.520 so yeah it just drops to the ground 0.99

00:21:23.840 you were saying that they were entering each other does that mean that one had yes that one 0.99

00:21:29.440 had their dick on the bottom of the vagina on top the other one had it reversed correct yeah that is 1.00

00:21:35.360 correct one has to be laying down on their stomach for that to work i i assume otherwise 1.00

00:21:42.400 toad's a liar and that's fine too yeah no go go watch it one is on top and they just like walk

00:21:46.960 toward each other and they just kind of it just kind of no that's not how it works do we know any 0.98

00:21:51.360 architects that we can get i am i am an engineer that's close that's like if you're hermaphrodite 0.99

00:21:59.840 and your and your balls are slapping with your sister does it make you gay yeah you know i kind 0.99

00:22:05.040 of want to address elizabeth's question here i don't have any brothers or sisters i'm an only 1.00

00:22:09.360 child that's why i'm so fucking awesome but i'm sure some of you guys do so let's all just let's 0.98

00:22:13.440 let's run through this in our heads imagine having sex with your sister i don't know if she's asking 0.99

00:22:18.000 us to imagine it or she's saying like it's it's uh it's hermaphrodite no uh you know why is she telling 1.00

00:22:23.680 us to imagine that that doesn't seem nice todd you jerked off with your cousin i said not with my 0.97

00:22:28.400 cousin that was the established dominance that was he was asleep that's a totally different 0.62

00:22:32.480 thing no he was fully awake and i wouldn't understand he knows he wouldn't understand

00:22:36.640 you wouldn't get it you would what is this a hispanic thing actually yeah i know it is

00:22:42.080 it was a language it's machismo whoever comes on the other person's face first is king of the family

00:22:47.280 is there anyone more masculine than italians they kiss each other's cheeks and then they blow each 0.99

00:22:50.880 other's brains out so it makes perfect sense this is what they do spicy blood that's right i do i'd like

00:22:55.920 it is weird because you did say they were twin sister brothers uh yes i did i did twin sister

00:23:02.560 brothers and so so these people were you like you can confirm they were related let's call them twin

00:23:12.000 brosters yeah i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure that is correct yeah this is uh imagine imagine if you

00:23:19.920 like you as the mother you you give birth and then you just see you're like oh it's twins oh they're 0.97

00:23:26.160 fucking like tranny weirdo that's a whoopsie that's a whoopsie that's when you look at them in the in 1.00

00:23:32.320 like the womb you know the ultrasound and then you know that room from like the virus movies where you 1.00

00:23:36.800 could just hit a button and the whole room burst into flames that's where you give birth and they pop 0.99

00:23:41.600 out you're just like nope everybody out boop yeah but yeah but can you imagine the uh gender reveal 0.98

00:23:47.520 for that shit though what is it it's just it's two and we don't know what they are 0.99

00:23:55.680 it's just a brown cloud i think hermaphrodites are like one in a hundred thousand so and then 0.99

00:24:00.880 identical twins are like one in a thousand or something so you have i mean the odds here are 1.00

00:24:06.160 astronomical and then on top of that they fuck their lives are so fucked up and their father has left 0.99

00:24:10.480 them so young that they end up doing porn together the odds of any of this being real are almost 0.99

00:24:17.040 let me tell you guys let me tell you guys a real story this is a real true story and it's depressing

00:24:21.680 i'm pretty sure my my family it's from the 70s they'd be upset me tell them but i'm gonna tell

00:24:26.240 it anyway so my i don't know what he is he's like my third cousin or something from like port like in

00:24:31.040 puerto rico shit gets real convoluted but i know this guy uh his name was i'm not gonna say his name 0.66

00:24:36.960 but he was like he's he's gay right and he's an artist and all this stuff and the family knows 0.93

00:24:42.880 him and uh it turns out like like right before my grandmother died she's like 90 something she's

00:24:47.840 telling us in spanish she's like she remembers seeing him uh when he was a kid when he was a

00:24:53.040 baby and she says that he had dos part this they didn't understand they didn't understand how to

00:24:58.800 say like what hermaphrodite was a concept was two parts he had two parts and it's like then it's

00:25:04.400 like this weird moral conundrum because he's he's gay he's gay but then he might is it gay 1.00

00:25:10.480 yeah because like i don't know what to like what extent that means like all gay dudes have pussies 0.99

00:25:15.840 you ever think about that wait what's the word what's the spanish what's the spanish word for 1.00

00:25:20.640 that would be really funny if like all gay dudes do have pussies and we're just missing out like 1.00

00:25:36.640 they're just like really ugly chicks yeah they get that bomb pussy too they know how to work it man 1.00

00:25:42.480 the only way that you figure that out is if you okay let's go around the horn if you were 1.00

00:25:46.560 hermaphrodite would you be with men or women oh good question yeah yeah yeah like what would

00:25:50.880 you be because like you could still gonna be with women i'm not women yeah do i look like i look now

00:25:55.280 or do i look more like toad yeah that's that's the question right yeah you look like dill mulvaney 1.00

00:26:03.600 if you don't get pussy by the time you're 40 you gotta fuck dudes that's the rule yeah 1.00

00:26:09.840 is that how it works maybe you're gay have you ever thought about that no never you should think 1.00

00:26:14.640 think about it you might be gay you should think about it you should at least you should 1.00

00:26:18.880 at least try it the orbs the balls because if you're gay then like this all makes a lot more 1.00

00:26:23.120 sense how much better would this show be if what would what can we describe what would what would 0.99

00:26:27.920 what would turn you know like they've got 0.97

00:26:29.360 they got twinks they got bears what would toad's gay you know gay club description be 0.92

00:26:45.040 it's a toad yeah so we would call him toph that's like i misspelled his name one time in the group

00:26:51.360 chat and that's his new name now toph i love it all right i think they do have uh i don't even know

00:26:56.800 what was the question if you were hermaphrodite uh what would you yeah would you which way would

00:27:01.440 you swing would you go with men or women or would you just go or i'm going both because i'm just

00:27:05.680 i'm just myself i'm asexual at that point i don't know that's pretty cool that's dope oh yeah yeah 1.00

00:27:09.600 you could do the hole in one but in your own vagina that would be crazy and also we know it would be 1.00

00:27:14.400 to bend a dick that's a hard dick into your own vagina that just sounds pleasant that's like sitting 1.00

00:27:19.520 on your belt well i mean i believe in your abilities you can't do it to your pussy let's just be real 1.00

00:27:24.480 yeah exactly and i've got a long dick i've tried to reach that ass it ain't happening this guy's 1.00

00:27:29.040 lying he doesn't have a long dick i can tell by the shape of your head look at my hands compared to 1.00

00:27:33.200 cole's hands that just means that just means that your dick is real small when you grab it 1.00

00:27:40.000 i can get my i can get my post beat dick to touch my asshole anybody else 1.00

00:27:44.080 no i mean it's not like it's not limp but you know what i'm saying you have to spread your balls 1.00

00:27:54.400 out yeah like to the side to get it to go through the middle you just remind me of that i just saw 0.97

00:27:58.640 the nuts the clip out of camera i don't know what it's like a prince albert for your you have a

00:28:02.880 you have a prince albert in your ball sack just so you can shove your i i assert dominance on my own 1.00

00:28:06.720 nut sack by shoving my dick through my balls into my butt the like fucking your own ass it reminds me of 1.00

00:28:11.520 that i just saw the clip of that from that movie i don't know what movie it's from but the guy pulls 1.00

00:28:15.600 up to like a hooker and he's just like hey like what do you do it's like the eddie murphy true hollywood 1.00

00:28:20.480 story you guys have just like it was like i want to fuck you in the ass and she was like 1.00

00:28:25.520 fuck your your own asshole bitch and he was like i think maybe that was the inspiration for why i did 1.00

00:28:30.400 it come on no one else here has ever tried to touch their fucking asshole with their dickhead 1.00

00:28:34.000 no it seems very uncomfortable like it's like i knew like my my 12 year old analytical brain 1.00

00:28:42.560 knew that it could not reach and so i just never tried it it was just like that's impossible you might 0.98

00:28:47.280 surprise yourself like hold on i'm doing a measure hold on measuring i put my finger in my ass right now 0.91

00:28:52.880 i don't know like that that's i could do that that's i'm telling you people think that they 0.98

00:29:01.920 can't do it but they can yeah i could totally and they should so how much come have you had in your 0.97

00:29:08.480 own ass from your own no no i'm postbeat i can't actually put my you still got a little bit of drip 0.97

00:29:13.520 you still got a little bit of drips there and use just for moisture that's a good point that's a good 1.00

00:29:16.880 point that he shoots massive hard loads like just like he has they're prosthetics you idiot oh i knew 1.00

00:29:24.480 it i knew it it's just some weird ass midget shit god toad you're off the show you're off the show 1.00

00:29:36.640 all right i knew you were wrong i knew it was prosthetics the the odds of that being real are so 1.00

00:29:41.200 small i mean there are real ass lesbian twins that do all sorts of shit like piss in each other's 1.00

00:29:46.240 mouths to do ass to mouth that shit's fantastic don't get me wonderful stuff but yeah there's 1.00

00:29:52.560 no chance in hell you said that there was you had a porn story where you almost fucked oh no i i didn't 1.00

00:29:58.000 almost he's trying to fuck me okay so when i was a young beautiful man in la i met the i'm out of the 0.99

00:30:04.080 yes with with uh with aids so i'm out of so i'm out of this club and uh did you ever see that movie 0.98

00:30:10.800 saving silverman right with uh yeah so there's a hot yeah there's a hot blonde nun you probably 1.00

00:30:17.120 do there's a hot blonde nun in that movie i meet her out at the club with this like attractive black 1.00

00:30:22.320 chick and this other dude and they're like oh let's go party at my place i'm like let's go so i'm trying

00:30:27.280 to hook up with the black chick because the blonde chick is too good for me she's amanda detmer by the 1.00

00:30:32.160 way amanda detmer yes thank you so i i hit off the guy i make out with the plaques she's like i have a 0.99

00:30:37.520 boyfriend i'm like well that's a big fucking let down you know slap her upside the head and move on 0.99

00:30:42.240 so i come from the guy though who's like a model whatever in la and we become we're hanging out but 0.99

00:30:48.880 one day we're hanging out we're doing some recreational drugs and he's like hey we're gonna

00:30:53.520 go to this guy's party the blonde model from sex in the city if you remember that blonde model no 1.00

00:30:58.560 idea what his name is either we go back to his house and he's like let me just stop off come 0.95

00:31:02.880 here i want to show you something he flips on a porno it's a french porno and he's like weird

00:31:08.240 that yes yeah and we're in his bedroom and he's like he lies on the bed and he lies on the bed and

00:31:14.320 i'm young and i'm young i'm like all right so you sit on the bed you sit on the bed next to him i

00:31:19.040 gingerly sit on the bed and he and he's like that's a wine and he's like lied he's like lie down we

00:31:25.840 can do some more of these drugs and i'm like well hold on joy drugs this is exactly what happened

00:31:31.120 with me and my cousin but but just continue i'm curious to see which side of this you end up on 0.84

00:31:36.480 so i lie down he's like he's like this is the hottest porn it's an italian porn the girls are so 1.00

00:31:41.360 hot and then i'm like all right uh i suppose so then he whips out his little shriveled cock because 1.00

00:31:47.200 the drugs he's doing they make your cock little and shriveled and i'm like this is uncomfortable 1.00

00:31:50.880 and then he goes hey you ever fucked a little filipino boy in the ass and i was like 1.00

00:31:59.520 i i can't say that i have he goes it's great now and i gotta go bud 1.00

00:32:06.720 and he and he was not a little filipino boy i take it he was not oh no or i would have 100 tried it

00:32:11.520 just once okay no so this little filipino boys can't afford a house in los angeles glenn come on 0.99

00:32:18.640 was he admitting to rape like i think he was i mean essentially yes at least at least that is 0.97

00:32:26.320 at least no but in the philippines is naturally rape brian you flatter yourself because i still 0.62

00:32:32.160 don't think he was coming on to you he was just telling you stuff no and you're assuming like when 1.00

00:32:36.800 you're when you're pulling out your little little penis and masturbating with it and talking about 1.00

00:32:40.720 fucking boys you definitely are at something you're trying to get it this dude's sitting there he's 1.00

00:32:45.360 fucking he's got his pants down he's bearing his soul to you he's telling you about the time he's 1.00

00:32:50.240 he's he's bearing his hole was he never ryan ryan would never make it in tower gang no man 1.00

00:32:57.040 i i would run fucking tower gang in a week if i was on this fucking show 0.99

00:33:05.280 you don't think you don't think that whenever we get together that we all pull our little shriveled 0.99

00:33:09.280 dicks out because that's what we have is little so we do this and then we all just talk about our like 0.86

00:33:14.320 the filipinos you banged yes absolutely boys the ones the ones that got away lowest rungs of asian 1.00

00:33:20.640 as was established in another show the mexican asians yeah and then and then we cry together

00:33:27.200 like because we're talking about things like we miss and we're bonding together over halfway 0.95

00:33:33.360 masturbating together and then you gotta stand you stand in a circle only the right hand because you're 1.00

00:33:37.840 you're stretching down your little shriveled cocks to touch your assholes with the left hand yes 1.00

00:33:41.920 you have to touch it sorry i don't i don't remember what i said i'm an insane person please type that 1.00

00:33:50.480 oh a little dicky what we got for what's the next uh yeah yeah we got it we got it

00:33:54.640 we started on biden here and then we got to uh oh there was a question wow but there's two more

00:34:00.960 questions actually all right but lorenzo asks since it's the first night of passover what are y'all's 0.92

00:34:06.560 favorite jewish people dave smith oh favorite no fuck this uh yeah i would um big j ari shafir 0.98

00:34:17.120 um and george sores well look ari shafir is the uh boy or the boy fucker whose uh room brian was in 0.96

00:34:26.640 so i'm gonna go with ari yeah well my favorite jew is any jew that's changed their name to sound 0.96

00:34:33.200 genteel any of them anybody any self-hating jew is your favorite good good job yeah you did it 1.00

00:34:42.880 dave dave smugga gala smith

00:34:49.680 robbie the fire nice job bernstein trying to ditch that

00:34:53.600 my wife has a great point there's such thing as favorite jews uh yeah my wife how much would it 1.00

00:35:04.080 would have sucked though honestly like jesus dies right and he's like taking all the 1.00

00:35:08.320 fucking attention right you're the apostles you're lying up you're getting secondhand puss 1.00

00:35:11.840 jesus dies and you're like what up god we just bump the fuck up and then this cocksucker three days 1.00

00:35:20.000 later it's like uh i'm back and you're like that's fucking gay what's funny so uh i'll tell 1.00

00:35:27.520 this so that my um my grandma has a farm and she bought two ponies for a bunch of blacks no 0.99

00:35:36.240 she bought how many how many how many was the trade we call it ponies these days all right no but my my

00:35:41.680 grandma bought a pony for my son because she loves my my it's her great-grandson so she bought her him a

00:35:47.520 pony and then she decided it was a male do you keep it in the bathroom behind you with the door 1.00

00:35:52.800 dirty as fuck because it looks like a pony it looks like a pony bathroom for being 0.99

00:35:58.000 she bought herself a pony and that's a queen elizabeth that's a queen elizabeth pony if you 0.99

00:36:03.360 know what i mean is uh so the pony the first the boy the male is uh is named joseph and so then she

00:36:09.520 bought another pony that was named mary so she had both mary and joseph oh god mary mary was pregnant

00:36:15.760 she found it was pregnant when she got it so like whoa was it a was it a virgin pony bear 0.58

00:36:22.400 that could be i don't know but so she got it and um so she was like i'm gonna uh of course like birth

00:36:29.280 and have a new uh new pony so i'll have three ponies we'll come to the night of of the birth 0.83

00:36:35.120 the fucking uh birthing pony comes out it's like forehead first and so my grandma cannot get it out and 0.98

00:36:41.840 so she pulls it she breaks it next and kills it oh i don't know why are you telling us this 0.99

00:36:50.560 so so then she calls the vet over because she's afraid that mary's gonna die so she like uh

00:36:55.440 uh so can i stop this story it's even worse so the wait does the horse come back to life three days

00:37:03.680 no god damn it that was the that was my punchline i actually said that i said like well if it if

00:37:10.720 mary and joseph had a baby this is uh but uh i'm sorry getting there thanks clint for ruining my 0.98

00:37:18.400 fucking joke uh i didn't know but did ask though did that happen no no but no you know what happened 0.85

00:37:25.360 is that the no i don't know if any of this is true the veterinarian came in and was like i got you bro 0.98

00:37:29.920 and gave the um the mother goat uh mary there the uh ron paul stitch oh yeah no but the vet actually

00:37:37.120 had to cut the the baby in half to get it out it's getting more biblical is this story real it's 100

00:37:45.680 real yeah and nobody and nobody stopped it nobody stopped this the solomon the solomon baby cutting

00:37:51.200 situation nobody was like i would it just as a joke i would be like no no we can't cut this baby in 0.87

00:37:57.920 half and then they'd be like you're king of this shit farm whatever it was i would i would say that 0.97

00:38:04.000 uh yes they did it was already dead but yeah they did have to cut the the baby in half to get it out 0.99

00:38:10.240 to save the mother did they make a wish did whoever got that the hat the bigger half get to get to make

00:38:15.280 a wish i can only imagine that the resurrection would be harder if it's cut in half right no dude this

00:38:20.080 is this is even this is even more biblical because here's my thought horses like earthworms so so say

00:38:26.800 say there's like nuclear holocaust and over the next thousand years say two thousand years just 0.67

00:38:32.240 throwing a number out there um the horses become sentient and capable of speech and then writing

00:38:38.320 then they write a book and then this story is told in it do you think that that's like do you think maybe

00:38:44.080 that you just witnessed history yeah i mean most likely maybe if you're telling me that it does

00:38:49.840 become history then yeah but i'm writing it down but let's say the let's say these horses in the future 0.90

00:38:54.960 are super fucking queer so it would be like this 1.00

00:38:59.680 and let's say and let's say they run the horse banks and they run the horse media and they 0.99

00:39:13.600 the horse the horse entertainment complex

00:39:19.120 they're like horse puppets behind what if what if one what if one brave horse comes along and he

00:39:25.520 starts to put put to death all the other horses yeah but there's a huge debate over how many yeah

00:39:31.920 how many horses could you really think to these showers these horses are ruining everything and we 0.74

00:39:37.120 can't call and we can't call ponies ponies anymore they're little horses yeah yeah how many horses

00:39:43.040 are like cockroaches how many horses can you fit onto one boxcar that's the question

00:39:47.040 oh my god the uh how much how much are you allowed to cut him in half 0.94

00:39:53.680 the cutting of the horse in half was actually a test to determine who was the uh true owner of

00:39:58.400 the horse as well we are so far off the beat whole thing is way biblical yeah all right let's get to

00:40:03.200 the uh well should we talk about none of them yeah we should we're going to do that yeah we have one

00:40:10.480 more we have one more one more uh from the mailbag all right so novum says i just got my first tattoo

00:40:18.800 yesterday it's a retarded frog in a straight jacket what kind of tats do y'all want to get i like that 0.94

00:40:24.960 i saw him post that it was a pepe uh like where was it at drooling autist tattoo where was it

00:40:31.200 at wait wait what was the first part of the question so wait what i know we had a tattoo part

00:40:34.960 what tattoos do we get it do we want to get i think it was in general i think it was on his leg or

00:40:39.600 something yeah i i want to get a an amy winehouse tattoo and i want to get it like of her just like 0.97

00:40:46.480 really high on stage she's inspired me that's what i want to put that maybe like right on my face

00:40:51.680 right here i i have unironically thought about getting a full tattoo sleeve as i've been working

00:40:57.280 out the more i work out the more i want to get like some type of sleeve because i think the guys 0.97

00:41:03.920 that have sleeves in the gym and are jacked are fucking cool as shit dude you should get one 0.97

00:41:08.480 like you know those those sidewalk paintings where it looks like a deep chasm they get drawn chalk you 0.99

00:41:13.680 should get that on your fucking fingertips so it looks like you don't have mid that would be awesome 0.98

00:41:19.120 i should i should start i should get a tattoo but it starts here it's my hands and it's just yeah 0.99

00:41:25.600 it's like wow he has huge hands but it starts mid forearm yo it'd be cool if you get one of those 3d dicks 0.99

00:41:30.560 around uh 3d dicks 3d tattoos around you around your dick so that like it looks like your abdomen 1.00

00:41:36.720 goes like caves in so it looks like oh yeah or like your like or like your butthole with like 1.00

00:41:41.200 the the cube oh that'd be awesome if you could just have a gaping butthole tattoo 0.99

00:41:48.320 all right we're gonna have a competition and someone's gonna have to get a gaping butthole 1.00

00:41:51.280 tattoo that'd be rad the infinite butthole yeah yeah you gotta get the infinite butthole

00:41:56.320 and i uh i might be down for that actually somebody somebody suggested that we we play

00:42:02.560 like a game and and we get a tattoo but clint was like no i make too much money i forgot what even

00:42:07.200 the premise was well it's because it was something really fucked up what was it was uh i don't remember 0.87

00:42:12.320 what the game was going to be but the loser had to get a pride tattoo i did i did i was trying to 0.57

00:42:16.720 i got the guy's name but i didn't want to get this it was a trans it was a trans just right

00:42:20.080 palumbo i just wanted to get that out there wait wait i just forgot i had to literally look up

00:42:25.440 infinite buttholes with brad palumbo

00:42:31.120 yeah it was it was a trans flag dude i'm not i'm not getting that tattooed on my body for like

00:42:35.120 any amount of money well don't don't lose 10 million i'd do it don't lose well that's what 0.77

00:42:39.120 that's why i said if it if it's a game that i think i can fucking just try to like if it's a 0.99

00:42:42.640 boxing match let's let's go what if you got what if you had just a vagina tattoo just like the 1.00

00:42:46.880 little hole in the front of your cock like a little tiny vagina in the front of my cock it's 1.00

00:42:51.760 called well i know well like it's yeah yeah but to get it really like detailed like and maybe like 1.00

00:42:56.800 yeah a little hair like make it look really the giant you got a prosthetic clit put on the tip of 1.00

00:43:01.760 your dick so you had a little fucking no i know a prosthetic dick above like it would look like it 1.00

00:43:05.920 would look like the fucking it would look like if you had a little prosthetic that's the greatest 1.00

00:43:12.000 shit ever get a fake prosthetic and put your dick through where the clit would be 1.00

00:43:16.880 if you had a tiny if you had a tiny prosthetic clit put on your dick mouth it would look like 1.00

00:43:22.640 fucking audrey from little shop of horrors yeah or or an angler fish right it'd look like an angler 1.00

00:43:28.800 fish i think if i was going to get a prosthetic clit on on me it would be above it so it would be 1.00

00:43:33.440 like right at the the dick root like right above like just like right above it and just be like no 1.00

00:43:38.720 it's just my yeah i have a i have a dick clit oh i would be going to the woman's bathroom all 1.00

00:43:43.440 the time like listen ladies i don't know what you want to do i'm along in here i thought you were 1.00

00:43:49.040 saying you would get a tattoo of a vagina like on your balls so the dick would be the clit is that 1.00

00:43:54.000 not what you're saying i thought i thought that could work the dick tat the clit tattoo no i wasn't 1.00

00:44:00.480 talking about the tip of your dick no i'm talking prosthetics gentlemen no you know by the way i 1.00

00:44:05.280 you want to see something i used to do on stage where i'd stand up i uh i'd go like this 1.00

00:44:10.080 and that was a dick coming out of a foreskin 1.00

00:44:18.560 and it works even better now with your fucking uh with your 1.00

00:44:24.640 there's a little bit of blood just like on a baby i got an impression i got an impression everybody 1.00

00:44:29.600 shut up and that's what i would do dick he has a great joke how can you get a prosthetic of something 0.98

00:44:33.920 that's not real oh yeah that's a good point i've never seen it i've never found it so it can't be 0.99

00:44:43.520 real i think yeah brian just constantly has like a cut on the top of his head just so it looks like a 0.94

00:44:48.960 dick hole that's it man all right that's my tattoo if you guys a tattoo tickle right all right all right 0.99

00:44:54.720 all right let's let's migrate to fucking dylan milville yeah let's go to this i gotta i gotta piss i'll be 1.00

00:45:00.720 right back give me 30 seconds before we go to that uh yeah do you see that nice butt crack on him 1.00

00:45:06.160 his fucking shorts were so second ass crack on the show man jeremy uh jeremy todd and now brian 0.99

00:45:12.720 mcwilliams um does anybody else uh clint maybe doesn't because he's already fucking rich uh no 0.99

00:45:18.880 get that get that tranny off real quick i haven't seen this we'll do it in a second once brian does 0.93

00:45:23.360 anybody else like like just daydream about winning the lottery and never actually buy a

00:45:29.600 lottery ticket yeah that's me because i never buy that and i go to sleep at night thinking about the

00:45:34.640 things i would buy and what i would do if i won 500 million dollars immediately i have it all planned 0.99

00:45:41.120 out i have everything i want already and i do this every fucking day are you sure you're not a poor black 0.98

00:45:47.360 person i i mean they they just they do they buy a lot of tickets that's for days oh yeah that's 0.99

00:45:55.520 the difference they buy scratch-offs yeah they buy scratch they don't buy a lot here's an interesting

00:45:59.520 interesting story about me when i was younger and poor i never bought any lot of tickets it was only

00:46:04.640 once i got money that i would like whenever it would hit the uh 100 million mark 100 million mark

00:46:09.280 i'd always go out and get like one or two are you always sure you're gonna win by the way because i

00:46:12.960 always am i'm always i i already have the money like invested in my mind i take i go to the i go 0.97

00:46:19.360 to the machine and i and i scan it and i say to myself you're not gonna win this shit and i scan 0.86

00:46:24.320 and i look at him and this is not a winner i'm like that's what i thought but if it does say i think 0.97

00:46:31.760 about what it'll say like like what will it say like like here's a billion dollars and i just have

00:46:36.480 to take it and look around make sure no one saw it put it in my wallet what do you do with it 0.99

00:46:41.600 then do i call somebody do i call the president like what the fuck where do you go you win the 0.98

00:46:46.720 powerball like you win like whenever it gets like big like when it like goes over a billion dollars 0.97

00:46:50.960 you win it and you get technically like 500 million out of it can you win you win the lottery 0.95

00:46:55.280 you look over your shoulder and fucking zelensky's there you're like 0.99

00:47:02.080 he's already he's already like 10 and then joe biden's over there like big guy big guy 0.99

00:47:06.320 that's that's the ghost of kiev

00:47:10.720 dude it's it's literally ever i go to sleep thinking about this i think about like okay

00:47:14.800 yeah dude i've done it like dude i start thinking about like okay i want a nice like home gym and you 0.97

00:47:19.760 know what fuck it i'm gonna get a personal trainer but not like a fucking gym trainer i want to like 0.99

00:47:23.760 i want to learn like mma i want to i said the gayest fucking most awful goals ever like i 0.99

00:47:29.840 i do that being poor i calculate it into how many bitcoin i can translate it into 0.98

00:47:36.480 you cannot hire a personal mma trainer to come every day to your house to teach you

00:47:40.800 like an hour and a half a day like mma like that's not it's just like you know because

00:47:45.200 i can quit my job i have go to the gym and do mma that way you can actually do it we like

00:47:49.440 fight other people not just one dude the whole time i don't know i want like i want to get like

00:47:53.600 a year under my belt of with a personal trainer then go to the gym just then they're just 0.98

00:47:57.120 fucking oh so then so then it'd be like this guy it's like fucking caddy shack this guy came 0.99

00:48:01.200 out of nowhere he's just wrestling people in mma like what you go to eagle maniacal dick hole he 1.00

00:48:06.800 wants to show up at the gym i know he could beat everybody else up every time i see every time i 1.00

00:48:11.120 think of this i think of that video of um the transvestites with the dicks and the no no mark 0.99

00:48:18.240 zuckerberg have you seen the video of mark zuckerberg like like yeah at his house that's what i think 0.96

00:48:22.960 i was like i'm mark zuckerberg i'm 500 million dollars and i could just like and so it's just

00:48:27.520 me i have the shin guards on and i'm fighting like this mma champion and it's just like that's

00:48:32.880 what i think of and i'm like that could be me that's what you think about doing with all that

00:48:38.080 it's hard it's so weird no no i think about my goals i'm gonna buy like i think of like other

00:48:43.600 things that i'll be like appliances like today i was like man if i was like if i won the lottery

00:48:47.920 i'd buy a rice cooker i just buy like oh my god it's twenty dollars yeah all right let's get it

00:48:55.120 i'm sending you a rice cooker right now i 100 thought i was like man if i i won the lottery i

00:49:02.480 would just buy a rice cooker like top of the line rice cook he means a literal he means a literal asian 0.96

00:49:07.280 slave exactly build a five-story five-story compound have a bunker have fucking a full arsenal oh full farm 0.96

00:49:16.480 and then i would have uh like six different studios to make all of you homos do your own shows and i 0.98

00:49:21.040 would only pay you what at like one dollar over what you're getting paid now to if i can move in

00:49:26.720 with me and then you'll have to record yeah i also no i do think about that i thought about like i want

00:49:31.920 like uh i want to my own open range have full kit like every fucking thing i want yeah but i wouldn't 0.95

00:49:38.240 hire toad though i've literally i thought this in my head i'm like if i had if i got this money i'm like 0.81

00:49:42.800 man i like i hook i hook cole up like i get him a house or something like that i get this one and

00:49:48.160 then i thought about toad and i was like i literally can't give him a dime because he is so 0.91

00:49:52.880 fucking self-destructive and i just can't like imagine it's like i'm gonna give a million dollars 0.90

00:49:57.680 to all my friends each a million dollars each right i get it like i made 800 800 billion or whatever the 0.99

00:50:03.040 fuck it is it's an unfathomable amount of money south park character he's like and it's gone 0.71

00:50:08.480 and i gambled it away i'm gonna kill just give it to me and save me i'm just gonna make i'm gonna 1.00

00:50:15.280 make a private jet of cocaine and just fly it around everybody over everybody i know his house

00:50:19.920 until eventually i snort my way through the bottom of it and that's it oh i have a really important

00:50:24.160 question this is going to tell us if you're an addict or not say you have a hundred million dollars 0.98

00:50:28.160 and this is after text hundred million motherfucking dollars in the bank do you still gamble elizabeth 0.96

00:50:34.320 just said toad would just use it for bets that's yeah she just yeah sorry are you asking toad or the 0.95

00:50:39.680 group no no listen the answer is yes the answer is yes but i wouldn't be betting more than i would 0.99

00:50:46.560 be otherwise you know what i mean oh shit you're not bullshit let's let's go to let's go to the 1.00

00:50:52.320 fucking bud light tranny let's go no no this is why are you lying you're just lying through your teeth 1.00

00:50:57.760 you would be barclay you'd have a hundred million dollars in the bank you would be jordan betting 1.00

00:51:02.560 you'd be like you would go out to like play golf and you'd be like all right dude with that much 0.97

00:51:07.280 with that much money toad would be fucking betting body parts i guarantee yeah toad would be telling 0.93

00:51:11.920 toad would be telling stories on the show and he'd be like if you guys don't laugh i'll pay you 10 grand 0.98

00:51:16.640 like he would be betting like that i i it would get so much he would know he would do like what drake 1.00

00:51:22.640 does where drake bets like three million or some shit like like he's the worst drake's an idiot 0.99

00:51:27.680 yeah and he like literally loses every time i i it would oh yeah he he told just buys 1.00

00:51:34.800 every literally every only fans every 100 million dollars would you buy a bitch would you buy a 1.00

00:51:39.760 bitch for real i'd buy a fucking harem all right all right now we're talking i don't i don't i don't 1.00

00:51:44.800 fault you that i'm not gonna fuck them though not if i'm married they just kind of spit around 1.00

00:51:51.600 toad would be like andrew tate with all these bitches and like this one mansion but never 1.00

00:51:55.040 fuck any of them but like which is like that'd be so painful he's like sad to me ladies that's not 1.00

00:52:00.960 chad why do you guys always subscribe toad as being a chad when he's not being a chad if if you 1.00

00:52:04.960 buy a harem and you have them all at your house and then you just don't touch them ever that's pretty

00:52:10.800 chad actually here's how we go here's how we go he's got this whole arm of beautiful

00:52:14.080 all right ladies i have i wrote a a fan fiction of tower gang you know everybody's got a laugh and

00:52:22.240 all the my jokes they don't have to fake orgasms they have to fake laughs

00:52:27.200 they laugh so hard they squirt 0.57

00:52:37.440 let's go let's go i did it man i do i will say though it is funny that as like a middle class

00:52:44.000 poor to middle class person not poor but whatever like my no poor poor cole you're talking about 0.99

00:52:50.560 buying a rice cooker what do you what do you mean my fantasies are what like a poor person would

00:52:55.840 imagine like a rich person doing like my thing was like i just want to buy a pool like a nice pool

00:53:00.640 like just have a pool just to swim in every morning and then like or like weird joe rogan

00:53:05.600 shit is like i want a sauna and i want a a cold plunge that's what i want like i just just so 0.88

00:53:12.240 and not to be and not to have to work all day i could just like eight hours a day just not to 0.99

00:53:16.000 worry about work so i just do like other random shit i want to do i would start a chat with my like 0.76

00:53:21.200 uh with like a twitch live stream of playing video games sorry here's how you know here's

00:53:27.040 how is he from a poor family how is he from a poor family giving him plasma and he's got a 0.99

00:53:31.680 fucking grandma that's giving him ponies what the fuck yeah i think i said this but my grandparents 0.99

00:53:37.360 did win a lawsuit against uh um the tobacco industry and they're just blowing i thought you're gonna say 0.99

00:53:44.960 they won a lawsuit against united pony saws what happened i need to know that story uh

00:53:52.880 apparently my great grandmother worked in the tobacco industry and she got cancer and so like

00:53:59.040 and apparently like she smoked a lot too but she got

00:54:03.680 she got cancer and died and so the family sued on her behalf and won like six million dollars

00:54:09.600 wait this is your family and you had to give plasma yeah it was after i was out of college already

00:54:14.880 that they oh so you're like rich now your family's no my my grandma bought a farm so like and but 0.99

00:54:20.960 she bought the farm she's rich no she but there was six children too so this bitch still got pony 1.00

00:54:25.840 money laying around she ain't broke between six people they bought a farm they paid off all of their 1.00

00:54:30.960 like uh she's got virgin pony all right cole here's what you do dude as soon as grandma goes senile 1.00

00:54:38.080 you get in there and you fuck the shit out of her my grandma and pretend you're her 1.00

00:54:44.720 boyfriend so she leaves all that money to you and cuts the rest of the family yeah that's that's 1.00

00:54:48.240 my would you would you fuck your grandmother for six million dollars 1.00

00:54:53.760 six million sounds kind of high 1.00

00:54:54.960 hello to me i don't know what's funny is my so uh i just love how cole always what's funny

00:55:04.160 that's like his stories are so insane 0.87

00:55:08.560 my grandmother already tried to fuck me once but i said i asked her i stopped her and i said are you 0.99

00:55:13.520 senile and she said no so i held off the best part of his stories is that they're always so unassuming 0.99

00:55:20.080 and i'm like as he's telling them like this is just gold but he's like too dumb to bring this in

00:55:27.120 it's such a great point because every time toad starts the story he goes no guys i promise you 0.77

00:55:30.640 this is funny and it never is cole on the other hand starts to tell these completely insane stories 1.00

00:55:35.200 in a very like mundane fashion so expectations are low and then he fucking i'll tell you there's 0.98

00:55:40.720 even a better part of this so i have a great aunt so my my grandma it's a better part 0.98

00:55:45.280 my grandma's sister is like technically retarded like and so she was 1.00

00:55:53.040 she was a part of the lawsuit so she got supposed to technically retarded what does that 1.00

00:55:57.760 hey hey and your and your honor we've also got a retarded part of the lawsuit 0.83

00:56:02.560 wait wait did she become retarded from secondhand smoke 0.96

00:56:06.960 your honor we have a technical retard here that would also like 0.93

00:56:09.600 no further questions

00:56:21.600 she has like a mind of like a 12 year old like a 10 to 12 like that's where like she like stopped 0.99

00:56:26.000 like there and so she's like 60 years old or whatever all right that just seems like a family

00:56:32.400 trait unless retarded no but um so she was a part of the lawsuit and so she got a million dollars but 0.89

00:56:39.360 because like my grandma takes care of her like they just you know i will represent myself in this lawsuit 1.00

00:56:47.440 like they say that only a fool has hurt them and has the lawyer 1.00

00:56:58.560 like she is like a fucking hater dude like she is so annoying man she's like 1.00

00:57:02.640 like i i i can't stand my my great aunt man she's like she'll come like every time we see her she 1.00

00:57:09.120 she doesn't make it rain on coal every time 1.00

00:57:16.160 where are you coming from are you coming from the gym what did you bet today

00:57:26.240 buy a rice cookie

00:57:27.200 i might i might be retarded but i don't have to cook my own rice 1.00

00:57:40.240 oh i bet that is your son with his red hair you faggot 1.00

00:57:45.600 can you even reach your asshole with your dick 1.00

00:57:48.560 oh my god i think i think the best part of it though is that my grandma was like 1.00

00:57:56.560 all right she gets the money she gets like a million but because like she's like half 1.00

00:58:00.800 she's technically yeah she was like i'll just take her and i'll take care of her and i'll just take 1.00

00:58:05.040 this extra million i swear to god that's that's what happened so she's like wow

00:58:09.680 i just take care of her and all she wants to do is literally coloring books and like arts and crafts 1.00

00:58:16.000 i swear to god so she's just like she's 60 doing coloring books oh yeah dude no that's what i'm saying

00:58:21.440 that's what she gives me every time we come over she's just like i i colored you something new it 0.91

00:58:25.920 like gives me like i like that she i like that she's like look is down on you like she's retarded 1.00

00:58:33.920 she's probably she's probably not coloring books she just gives you the color 1.00

00:58:38.640 she thinks you're more retarded than she's clowning she's clowning on you actually 1.00

00:58:42.720 she she's like that we thought cole's coming over i'm gonna give him another book 0.98

00:58:49.840 i hope he doesn't i hope he doesn't eat the paste like last time 0.70

00:58:53.920 what happened was uh when when she was born uh cole's great grandmother or whenever uh was

00:58:58.560 delivering her and broke her neck and that's why

00:59:00.720 like it is to me it was just like yeah we'll get your million we just have to take care of you for

00:59:10.240 the rest of your life and the the ironic thing is she's gonna outlive us all like she is like

00:59:14.720 she is 100 gonna be like 110 years old no and just still

00:59:18.800 i don't know this woman how much i would love it look a retarded eulogy over all of your 0.97

00:59:29.680 corpses would be amazing another one fights the dust 1.00

00:59:40.320 she's a retarded millionaire it's like when she just 0.99

00:59:43.280 and all she wants is like burgers and no she's like go to sonic and get a shake i love i love 0.97

00:59:51.040 the idea she's kaiser so zang all of you she's kaiser so zang you i love cheers 0.94

00:59:56.240 of a of a white trash trailer park person winning a million dollars and then just getting like 0.99

01:00:01.520 the biggest double wide in the park and just staying there by the way that's all lottery winners 0.98

01:00:07.360 every lottery winner is that that's that's cold all right all right i gotta get i'll get a rice

01:00:14.000 cooker i don't want i would get i get a brand new septic system

01:00:20.000 i'm having a one i've had an amazing time i don't want to leave in 15 minutes but i have to 0.95

01:00:24.960 because my wife will kill me no i understand if you want to do dylan mulaney's shit i'll i got 15 0.99

01:00:30.880 minutes left until i turn into a pumpkin wait wait bring your wife i don't care i want to 1.00

01:00:35.280 i want to talk with her why is she making you leave because i got i got a a seventh month old 0.99

01:00:40.640 baby and a three-year-old gotta do it yeah they'll be all right they'll be fine come on

01:00:44.720 gotta do it man no maybe i maybe i'll go and come back depending how long you guys go though

01:00:50.400 all right let's check this out bang by the way hold on pause it you know i know dylan

01:00:55.360 milvady is a dude look at it what chick parts their hair like that no no it the only is the girl 1.00

01:01:01.760 from dodgeball the uh russian from dodgeball that's yeah that's right yeah with the unicorn

01:01:08.080 totally and also make sure you mute it make sure you mute it or this will get uh kicked off oh yeah

01:01:14.720 true it's 100 the jawline that's how you know like no woman has that look at that it's also the seven 0.98

01:01:21.600 o'clock shadow that's fucking oh yeah it is wait wait clint why why will this get us kicked off just 0.91

01:01:29.760 fucking trust me dude you can't have music music is like the one thing oh no it's a copyright yeah 0.97

01:01:34.720 i mean we don't monetize anyway so it wouldn't matter but whatever youtube still doesn't give 0.98

01:01:38.400 like there's no reason to draw attention to this show no no you know what i'm gonna fight with you 0.99

01:01:43.040 tooth and nail over this all right this dumb shit jesus just go ahead and play 0.99

01:01:48.800 i god all right all right oh my god but they're gonna play the music what i don't understand is 0.99

01:01:56.240 like why is it wearing um it why is it wearing a bathing suit yeah it has it's like i was wearing

01:02:04.400 a baby hiding yeah what are you hiding exactly and yeah a bathing suit in the bathtub you know what 0.99

01:02:10.880 there's nothing there there's it's i have bigger tits than the than the shemale does i definitely like 1.00

01:02:16.320 it's because it thinks it's a she it has to i'm gonna be like guys every time i watch this person 0.97

01:02:22.160 do anything i just see pure pain like like pure agony that's what i see behind that that face i'm

01:02:29.120 just like you are in agony but why do you think so many of them off themselves well but that's the

01:02:34.400 thing it's like the funniest part is like it's uh so as a tranny it's like going against the norms 0.99

01:02:41.520 as a tranny it's going against gender norms but it's also enforcing gender norms of wearing a uh 0.99

01:02:48.000 like a top too yeah right yeah like i i have to it's like as as a woman i definitely need to wear it 0.81

01:02:55.920 to not show my nipples yeah right do you do you think do you think this is just grifting 0.79

01:03:02.720 which i do 100 yeah i don't i don't believe for a second and that's what pisses me off 1.00

01:03:07.760 this motherfucker not for a second is trying to really be a woman it's a grift 100 because it's 1.00

01:03:13.680 this is a clown caricature of womanhood look at look which makes me which which you can see it 1.00

01:03:20.080 yeah which makes the question would you would you do this grift if you were also uh like yeah 1.00

01:03:27.520 sponsored by nike yeah mud light and tampax yeah i mean if i don't have to get my dick chopped off 0.98

01:03:34.720 which he's not no then that's the thing yeah he beat us to the punch his managers are they're they 1.00

01:03:42.320 must be right wing and they understand esg and they're just marketing this bullshit to any brand 0.88

01:03:48.080 that hasn't like fulfilled their quality yet that is it's genius absolutely this is like getting into 0.74

01:03:53.520 like bitcoin like when it was that one cent of bitcoin it's like yeah this is like getting into

01:03:59.920 microsoft whenever bill gates is still in his garage yeah anybody out there that wants to make

01:04:05.440 billions all right this this one really bought it yeah you gotta gotta get into esg early man

01:04:11.120 the sports bra you mean the nike sports bra look at the body of this thing the size of his feet 0.98

01:04:17.680 dude i'll uh it has by the way the last time i saw this it was trying to find a fucking ring a hobbit stole 0.98

01:04:23.040 it does have like he has like nice like uh proportions it'd be a great like volleyball 0.96

01:04:31.440 what no what arms he has some long ass arms like yeah but he's not he's not tall he's shorter than 0.69

01:04:39.280 the bush in the background the bushes are that tall wait way too thin you know what it reminds me of

01:04:43.680 i bet hello my baby hello my darling hello yeah like the skinny alien in space ball i can see

01:04:51.440 i can see what cole is saying though like this person if if he took the gym seriously he has the

01:04:56.240 frame to put on some like good mask dude that's what they said about me and look skinny

01:05:04.800 this is like it's like a leah thomas athlete this is just like if if he put his mind to it he could

01:05:10.800 become the greatest woman like uh athlete ever or something look at the eyes body i guarantee you 1.00

01:05:18.640 every video this fucker's ever made high as shit on cocaine oh yeah look how crazy yeah this yeah 1.00

01:05:28.000 look at the eyes well ss ssr eyes are better than cocaine that's what i'll say 1.00

01:05:34.320 oh yeah who who is this person really like was was dylan famous like in the nine that's what i was

01:05:40.560 about to ask if he she is a psyop because this came out of nowhere yeah exactly like one year ago

01:05:48.000 one year ago that's when that's when they transitioned to a girl like a man transitioned

01:05:53.760 to a girl i want to make sure you hear what i'm saying he he very specifically categorizes himself 1.00

01:05:58.480 as a girl repeatedly it's fucking it's crazy shit not a woman no shit oh we're watching prices right 1.00

01:06:04.960 now all right wait what he was that he was on prices right are you fucking kidding me come on 1.00

01:06:10.480 harry i thought you were a good libertarian oh that's a boy oh this is back when he was a dude 0.96

01:06:15.360 oh no that's a good looking dude like that's a look look look how much much more but he had so

01:06:21.760 much more muscle on him too no he still stands gay wait he doesn't he's definitely okay he's just 0.99

01:06:27.360 he's a gay man that's you know he's very gay i mean i mean those genes are gay as hell he's a gay 0.99

01:06:34.960 man it's okay uh we're gonna spin the wheel right after this oh he's excited about the foosball table 0.99

01:06:39.120 i refuse to believe that the pool table yeah

01:06:47.120 did did you notice how the game that he played was

01:06:49.600 wait a second did prices right get away from like the women as like like using yeah they 1.00

01:06:55.200 have male models oh wow look at this look at this muscular man in the back he's clapping he's like this 0.99

01:07:02.400 fucking fruit ball just missed the god is how tight is is he a super is he the superhero costume 0.99

01:07:10.240 shirts are tight they just grab a guy from the nearest like high rise next door just like a lawyer 0.99

01:07:16.160 just like hey we need a guy just in a suit and tie just come on this is so crazy you know what the

01:07:23.440 good news is look i'm not here's the good news i'm not transphobic i would have beat the 0.99

01:07:28.720 shit out of him here too yeah like i hate this person i hate him oh yeah it's terrible 0.94

01:07:36.800 do you think do you think he is once uh well two two questions do you think he has once played with 0.99

01:07:42.000 any of those uh no clint no and two do you think he shoved that uh uh i have another question do you

01:07:52.080 do you think that was the video that convinced the cia or whoever's you know groomed him to become

01:07:57.200 they're like this dude that this dude has it i yeah you think you should own guns clint oh he's

01:08:04.080 dude you're telling me you don't want him to own a gun can't shoot yourself with that can't shoot 0.59

01:08:08.560 yourself without a gun

01:08:13.120 i mean do you think he's a danger to i hope it's i hope it's 60 because that would just be the

01:08:18.240 percentage of the oh no is it 40 percent oh wait wait wait pause it pause it pause it

01:08:23.760 can we pitch can we pitch a new game show do you see a shirt go back 10 seconds can we pitch a new

01:08:30.320 game show called queers waldo 0.98

01:08:38.000 there's a gay guy you have to hunt 1.00

01:08:42.080 dressed in a striped shirt i love that brian was like like i'm so progressive that i would beat this 0.99

01:08:47.520 dude even when it wasn't trans bashing i would i would bash him when he was just a game just when 1.00

01:08:52.640 he was gay i'd punch him in the face yeah we're just bashing the faggots did you notice the game 1.00

01:08:56.960 that he played was pick a pair though which is now what he's doing up for deciding what his tits are 1.00

01:09:01.920 gonna be honestly this dude doesn't he doesn't cause any emotion in me like in this condition now but 0.96

01:09:06.960 like fast forward a year and it's just like it's a horror show to me that's how i feel

01:09:11.840 it is it's sickening it's insane it's it's not only just i'm gay and this is embarrassing for me 0.99

01:09:20.400 but it's how awful he like who in the right mind could watch the shit he puts out and not think that 0.99

01:09:28.480 this fucking guy is a joke like and just insulting that's who that's anybody that's why i think this 0.99

01:09:34.880 is a psyop there's no way it comes out of nowhere but all right so so here's here's the 0.99

01:09:40.240 i obviously i believe this is an esg thing that this is he he's getting all these sponsorships but

01:09:45.920 maggie keeps keeps keeps tweeting it out that she thinks uh basically like the the upside of getting 0.85

01:09:52.160 the trans uh you know allies to go out and buy bud light will offset the losses i don't buy that i don't

01:09:58.720 know no maggie the one that goes to church with the with the tranny oh i don't know if she goes to 1.00

01:10:05.040 church i don't i don't know but yeah no these people drink beer this is like it doesn't make any

01:10:09.760 sense monetarily look i here's how i'll watch this if they televise or on youtube tranny case races

01:10:17.840 i'll watch i'm in that's the only amount of beer you can't drink on all that medication though all

01:10:25.760 right all right after a certain amount of beers do you think either they just die or they just cut

01:10:30.480 they just admit like this is like i my life is a mess i hate myself like this is all just like a

01:10:36.320 bug because my my parents like because i don't love my dad did you see the pictures of the this

01:10:42.080 is kind of dark it's not really funny you guys can turn it funny somehow um there's pictures of

01:10:46.720 doctors with their arms around young women that are shirtless because they've had their uh mastectomy

01:10:51.520 yeah the zipper but but then you can see on their arms there's there's cut marks so like these kids

01:10:56.960 these kids have been cutting themselves before they ever did these doctors or these doctors are 0.88

01:11:01.120 fucking so drunk doing the surgery 8 500 subscribers yeah i have more subscribers yeah this is this is 0.99

01:11:06.800 what that's what i'm saying this is a sign clint it's not a real like grassroots it's it's dickless 0.99

01:11:13.440 it's definitely not but clint you know you know why those uh wait can we watch the christmas special 0.81

01:11:18.480 no clint you know why those uh female to male uh trannies you know what you know why they have all 1.00

01:11:23.520 those uh scratch marks all over their arms the cut marks it's because they're trying to cut the skin off of 0.99

01:11:28.320 their arm to make a neo penis out of it there you go there you go you turned it funny thanks buddy 0.98

01:11:36.720 they need to make a new silence of the lambs where billy bob is just like yeah i need a lot of skin 0.99

01:11:42.400 for my neo penis it puts the lotion in my vaginal canal where it gets the hose again hey make sure 0.99

01:11:51.920 you really lotion off that dick because i'm going to use that for the world's longest neo penis 1.00

01:11:58.320 i i just really don't understand like imagine having a son and then he does this 1.00

01:12:04.720 shit and then you have to like deal with that i've got i've got two daughters so i just got to 0.99

01:12:12.160 hope one of them pops the dick at some point yeah yeah well stop this is the this is the day and age 1.00

01:12:16.320 like your son this might be your son this might happen and like how are you prepared to deal with 0.99

01:12:21.040 that he might be someone's son not my son yeah i'll be somewhere else and now we go live to dylan 0.99

01:12:28.720 milvaney's father damn it damn it we had him 0.95

01:12:40.160 i'm honestly well it looks like we're gonna lie to dylan milvaney's father looks like he might be 0.99

01:12:44.400 slowly falling asleep in a bathtub oh wait what a nice red bath bomb what's he doing with that

01:12:51.360 toaster oh no oh oh that warm water feels good it looks like he's got some pills he's got heartburn

01:12:56.160 oh he just got home from work and he closed his garage door and he's just staying there for a

01:12:59.840 little bit wait and he's and he's unloading a shotgun into his mouth this seems excessive

01:13:04.000 dylan milvaney's father's just making youtube well dylan milvaney's father nuts he's just walking

01:13:10.880 towards a large group of police officers waving a gun and oh no wait wait wait wait what if the

01:13:17.120 what if top's right and then the videos of himself getting kicked to the nuts what if that's his father 0.99

01:13:24.240 oh yeah the one that did the shooting you don't want to say he has two sons and they're both gay 1.00

01:13:34.000 yes and he's just he's just up there going one of my at least he's not a faggot he's just one of 1.00

01:13:39.200 my one of my kids he shot up shot up a gay club but i don't think he's gay yet my my other son he's 0.99

01:13:44.160 sponsored by course so that's that's pretty cool funny it's like because the the tranny one is just 1.00

01:13:50.720 like you always love my brother the best because he shot up those faggots 1.00

01:13:53.680 and he's like yeah and i wish you were at that club that day oh my god i wish you turned on 0.99

01:14:03.840 yourself son i don't see how this show lasts another day and on that note i will bid you adieu

01:14:11.360 i gotta put my kids down i'll see how late you if you guys got seven hours that's not a good thing

01:14:15.680 to say after we just talked about i gotta put my kids down i i see i see the traits

01:14:22.480 subscribe to lines of liberty thank you so much brian lines of liberty yeah thank you

01:14:28.560 and the boring podcast that's right all right guys thanks for having this

01:14:32.800 this is fucking awesome apologies to leave over this hope they hope to be back 0.61

01:14:37.520 thanks for coming on man wow can we pull up the video of the uh it's crazy lines hit because i feel 0.93

01:14:43.360 like i need to like the palate cleanser lions of liberty is still on i thought that that thing

01:14:47.520 died when mark left but no and that's cool yeah they have uh they have a network man of multiple

01:14:53.360 different shows so it lives on yeah pretty cool pretty cool and clinton uh answer to your uh price

01:15:00.240 is right and that guy that guy that just left he was on that show

01:15:06.160 yes yeah him the guy that just left he got fired from the nfl

01:15:09.600 clint uh price is right they uh they had to go for gender equality so they have female and male

01:15:16.720 models now and the female models no longer wear swimsuits at any point oh that see that that

01:15:22.400 that show needs to die all right we need sound on this one for sure no just the now it's just the uh

01:15:28.320 the max max max max max max max max so what is this one the clint you you just just watch just just

01:15:34.480 just embrace why are you hitting me she hit it three times hey six foot apart 1.00

01:16:02.480 you just slap his ass what was that 1.00

01:16:06.960 bitch that's fucking nigga i'm fucking co-ass 1.00

01:16:09.760 whoa also justified 1.00

01:16:13.680 i love i love this and most of my saying the n-word

01:16:16.480 like what if she goes for the second slap go to the second slap like he slapped it 1.00

01:16:21.120 comment it looks like he slapped like car keys out of her head or something look at this i don't

01:16:25.440 understand no go back a little more a little more

01:16:30.720 this is uh you see what you did josey 0.99

01:16:37.680 like right over here yeah look she slaps his motherfucking glasses off 1.00

01:16:42.160 oh yeah what was that's her glasses that's her glasses 1.00

01:16:44.720 glasses oh those are glasses yeah yeah yeah jesus we'll see that that's a good move in a fight

01:16:49.760 because then you blind her it is insane how uh just just how confident white women are to just 1.00

01:16:58.720 do this shit in public and be like i'm just gonna hit a black man just gonna fucking hit him just like 1.00

01:17:03.840 like i have if you're gonna if you're gonna if you're gonna buck up to somebody don't do it to a 1.00

01:17:08.720 black not a good idea no no honestly don't do i think what would be the okay white guys would take 0.99

01:17:15.120 that shit i bet you 85 of white men would take it he's right because when i think of a white guy 1.00

01:17:21.040 getting hit in a store i think of like a fucking like 22 year old male guy like and he would just 1.00

01:17:26.720 punch back i think i don't know i think of dylan mulvaney the reason black people black men punch 0.99

01:17:33.200 white woman back is because they don't even see them as like the same thing they see them as like 1.00

01:17:38.400 correctly they see them as a hole they're like i can fuck that and but they don't they don't see 1.00

01:17:43.760 the only only black only the fat white ones they say it's like it's like that's a hole that i could 1.00

01:17:48.640 fuck and i want to but the smaller ones i don't look at this contact dude just what is that like a 1.00

01:17:55.280 store scanner what is that oh yeah what oh it looks like a pistol whip oh does he work there oh that's 0.99

01:18:01.600 even no is that a it does that's definitely a store that's a scanner i think it's a pricing gun 1.00

01:18:06.560 no that's crazy he works he just he hit that bitch with the dollar 99 1.00

01:18:12.720 that's right that's how much you're worth he's like you on sale bitch 1.00

01:18:20.080 liquidation sale huh discount dollar store a 1.00

01:18:24.240 pussy bitch it's up for this bitch yeah it's a fire sale because you have gonorrhea 1.00

01:18:30.800 the sound that that thing made when it hit her in the head it's it's funny how like if you watch it 1.00

01:18:34.960 from the beginning i've watched this a number of times because it's just i'm a fan of it but

01:18:38.880 like he went from like like a soft slap to then like he slapped car keys out of her head somehow 0.98

01:18:43.840 and then he hit it with this shit it's just like he keeps escalating the violence 0.99

01:18:48.960 of like and you know what good on him man he's screwed up rebellion i feel you doug like i don't 0.99

01:18:54.160 know i don't know why it's it's something about just like recourse just like a like we all like

01:19:00.160 as a society want to like we we know we can't do it but we love to be honest i feel the same 0.99

01:19:05.440 does yo i feel the same way when i see a drunk dude that's talking shit and he gets the fucking 0.99

01:19:09.760 taste smacked out of his mouth like i like that shit i like it when people that are in the wrong 1.00

01:19:14.240 get fucked up what was this about it for because why was that why were those chips on the ground 0.99

01:19:18.640 she got up in his face i don't know how because there's something about because there's no reason 0.99

01:19:22.400 that chips those chips should be like what's what started this did she i'm guessing like i'm guessing

01:19:30.480 yeah why they're that's a solid right by the way are those oh he got it yeah she she did she came 0.99

01:19:35.360 with like some weak ass shit watch her hair watch her hair oh that's a solid right yeah that's a 1.00

01:19:40.560 solid right when it makes a hole in the back of her head you can actually see the shock waves of his 1.00

01:19:46.560 punch going through by the way uh or so's wife beater doesn't have a wife 0.95

01:19:56.160 that's right uh i dude this uh does it surprise you at all though the that the uh black man is 0.98

01:20:02.960 very proficient in pistol whipping and wielding a gun wow look at that he hits her with such a 0.94

01:20:10.000 a menagerie of shots too because he gets you at the straight right and then he hits her with the 0.97

01:20:13.920 the right hand slap and then he grabs the look and he was like right oh oh he grabs it oh he 1.00

01:20:19.760 grabbed it from the from the front yeah yeah yeah fucking macgyver of like beating up white women 0.99

01:20:26.640 he didn't grab his hand he was putting down he was like i gotta put down he's got an escalation 0.99

01:20:31.920 process it's like it's like written down he's like first open hand slap he had he had the skinner's

01:20:37.360 hand he put down his bag of groceries he was like hold on i gotta i gotta put this down because

01:20:42.160 he's like no i gotta give this the business now yeah go back go back because hold on there's

01:20:46.400 his bag he's got the bag he puts it down he's like he's like oh oh you want switches the scanner

01:20:50.880 to his other hand he was like this is my strong hand it's my man yeah definitely yeah with the right 0.99

01:20:58.160 hook right there oh you thought i was gonna hit you with my off hand bitch i like how she's so concussed 1.00

01:21:05.040 she's like why you hit me he's like well you hit me i think you already forgot that cte happened in 0.99

01:21:10.880 10 seconds bitch uh why are you hitting me though even if she didn't hit him first i think this is 1.00

01:21:16.400 justified on his part you bitch ass bitch nigga bitch she's like just confused my favorite part 1.00

01:21:24.720 about that is because that's exactly how every high school kid reacts like in like when they're 1.00

01:21:28.720 about to get into a fight but it's usually a guy she goes straight like white dude 16 year old 1.00

01:21:33.440 yeah but why is he trying to tell on him why is there like a random black footprint on the floor

01:21:38.800 there you see that that's what i there's a lot of things that happening because i don't understand

01:21:43.280 why the chips are already on the floor okay so this is a 7-eleven it must have gotten into some kind

01:21:47.520 of fight right before yeah there's there there's there's three that's her sunglasses bro oh it is

01:21:52.800 her sunglasses that's true yeah that's her sunglasses if you go back she must have had it on top of her 1.00

01:21:57.760 head and he smacked it off her that was a good night time why why is this why is this 0.98

01:22:01.600 bitch walking around with sunshades at night she thinks she cool no yeah it was it is i just i i 1.00

01:22:07.280 i'm oh there they are they just fucking fall right little little dicky i sent a video in the group chat 0.99

01:22:12.000 of uh more people who deserved it some more justified stuff i don't know i don't know if this is pulled 0.97

01:22:17.120 up here but i really like this video and it yeah this is thrilling continue i love it i have a boner

01:22:23.200 from it and for the record not a fan of women actually just getting hit for no reason but when you

01:22:27.520 deserve it you deserve it most of the time reasons can be justified you can justify almost any reason

01:22:33.120 though they can yeah i mean if someone hits you in the face that's a good reason yeah it's definitely 0.97

01:22:38.720 a good reason this makes me want to go to a 7-eleven by the way just because i don't know what i might

01:22:42.880 get into when i go there maybe i'll get maybe i'll get to justifiably hit a woman so here's the

01:22:48.240 weird thing here's the weird thing though that chick had she done that to me i probably would have 1.00

01:22:52.720 shoved her but because she's so like off balance it probably would have injured her more so is it

01:22:56.960 actually better to just jab her in the face just a just a quick jab just just a just a just a distance 1.00

01:23:03.840 tester yeah exactly this store scanner shit is funny too it's just like oh man i love it all right go 0.99

01:23:12.080 ahead why he must be a worker because there's no because he had why unless he's stealing that 0.95

01:23:16.880 maybe he's stealing that i don't know because he was stopping him from stealing maybe he maybe 0.99

01:23:20.800 she's in the right and he was just being black and just stealing shit yeah that's right like you 1.00

01:23:27.280 can't do that sir he was he was just being black he's scumbag go ahead and hit play dude 1.00

01:23:36.880 oh talking about just being black 1.00

01:23:38.320 oh 0.55

01:23:42.800 who's most justified

01:23:46.480 i did not expect that dude 0.99

01:23:49.280 fuck around and find out look at this dude he's like you're gonna kick my car word 0.99

01:23:53.680 there you go bam bam bam is the dude kicking is he wearing like a cowl like is he hiding his face 1.00

01:23:59.440 the guy who's kicking the truck i don't i don't know he's just that black he's just black 0.97

01:24:05.120 he's just a black man bro that is so quick to like be like all right i'm going to gun like 1.00

01:24:10.960 he's my truck dead yeah and this other dude is is latino i think i don't know also how 1.00

01:24:17.520 fucking uh you are confident uh where you can shoot in a gas station 0.99

01:24:24.880 i'm gonna be honest with you i think that dude will go to jail for that because he's not being 1.00

01:24:28.160 attacked and he could have drawn and told him to to go yeah yeah he will oh he'll he'll go to jail

01:24:33.120 but my stance i was i was sort of arguing with adam fitzgerald and and adam's like well you know

01:24:38.640 the nap says and i don't care about that i think it's a good standard to set that like hey you're 0.93

01:24:44.240 doing this dumb shit in as in our society that guy just put two in you for like basically no reason 0.98

01:24:49.920 act right everybody put everybody on notice that is a good let's just be like listen like what are 1.00

01:24:55.280 you doing what are you why are you kicking this guy's car i love the thought that everybody's

01:25:00.000 walking around with like a hair trigger just being like ready to be like but like get bumped into be 0.99

01:25:04.480 like motherfucker everybody's so polite i wish you would this is why you have to have standards of 0.98

01:25:13.200 escalation because otherwise it does get to be minor indiscretions that end up yeah the escalation 0.99

01:25:17.760 process yeah but i felt like that last black dude his standards of escalation were like two

01:25:22.560 like i mean they were like you think he should have pulled a gun right away possibly the third 0.94

01:25:27.200 time i mean the store scanner that's ridiculous like the first one like you give a slap and then

01:25:32.640 the like a flower honestly i think oh it's after you after you hit her with the with the price scanner 0.98

01:25:38.320 and then she comes back and it was just being faced as fuck do we know what happened to lead up to this 0.95

01:25:46.080 like why was the guy kicking the truck look look honestly if you kick my vehicle it doesn't matter what 0.97

01:25:50.640 i've done you're in the wrong yeah oh yeah you also have a corvette so like yeah

01:25:56.880 that's that's why i take it seriously dude someone like i i could see someone bumping into

01:26:01.120 like accidentally i'm like oh yeah maybe you didn't hurt some but then say it is done opened up the 0.99

01:26:06.320 motherfucker just okay rules on a guy just be like get the fuck away from my car 0.99

01:26:12.160 dude i i you kick my bronco man i'm gonna lay you out yeah just like oj did that's actually what 1.00

01:26:19.600 uh his wife did that's right exactly yeah god that's why he did it but again i think the most

01:26:25.680 confident thing is pulling out a gun at a get like at the pumps i mean like yo in brazil in brazil

01:26:30.560 they don't play man you could see a lot of videos like that like brazil there's a lot of the 0.99

01:26:35.200 fucking gun violence there they said it's brazil that dude was white as fuck no that makes perfect 0.99

01:26:39.920 sense that makes perfect sense because there's like a lot of fucking really light skin and then really 1.00

01:26:43.040 dark no light skin light skin is different than white that dude's not white yeah they were like 0.84

01:26:48.720 lights in spanish and then ducks in spanish yeah exactly that's that's why she she's actually 1.00

01:26:54.080 she's doing only fans so she can pay me back for the damage oh man i'd be seeing some of this

01:26:58.880 stuff clint and i'm like i'm just gonna keep scrolling i don't know what's what did you do there 0.98

01:27:05.040 oh yeah i love that this this crazy bitch looks exactly like cole's wife all right go ahead 1.00

01:27:09.280 all right i'm never gonna be hanging out with clint again it's a compliment she's pretty 0.98

01:27:19.840 and it went fine and i'm gonna tell you why it is not okay for men to approach us in our dreams

01:27:25.920 so this guy i am alone with my son by myself oh my husband's doing a live stream with his

01:27:36.400 friends i understand that i don't know why in the hell he was approaching me or what he was trying

01:27:42.240 to do and before he was trying to steal her baby 30 feet from him he said excuse me ma'am and i

01:27:47.840 turned around and i literally yelled at him and i said don't you dream about anyone else

01:27:57.360 immediately started now now i gotta wash these clothes theoretically in my dreams

01:28:05.840 and he of course like got like

01:28:09.280 i'm not allowed to dream like he started cussing and yelling like what's your problem and i and i

01:28:13.440 looked at him and he started he actually then crossed a couple cars down from my car he goes

01:28:18.400 back to sleep he didn't come anywhere near me he crossed a couple cars down from my car and was like

01:28:22.480 what's continuing to cuss and say what's your problem and i say you do not approach women in

01:28:27.360 a parking lot i just kept saying do not approach you do not approach women in a parking lot like 1.00

01:28:32.640 yelling it no male no male should ever approach a woman in a parking lot yo what girl what girl was

01:28:39.040 it that agreed with this there was a girl that we followed and if a male does approach you you need

01:28:42.800 to turn around and use the strongest all right so i was thrown off because it was it was april 1st

01:28:47.040 it was uh april fools so i didn't know if she was playing but that was that was real

01:28:51.200 tiktok name checks out living transparently she's just living at like she's just saying what every

01:28:56.400 white woman like thinks like it's like in their head like i'm not i don't know man i think this 0.72

01:29:01.840 i know i know we all hate white women here but i don't think most white women are white women 1.00

01:29:05.680 they're all in the chat are you guys like baseline this scared all the time i need to know

01:29:10.800 it's like it's not a good way to be it was hannah that said it i remember no she yeah she said

01:29:15.280 something like yeah you should never approach us it's going through this timeline i'm already getting

01:29:21.200 like gay aids is there a hetero version to make sure we're clear about this in that in her retelling

01:29:30.640 the dude never got within 20 feet of her no yeah and she doesn't even know what he was saying 0.97

01:29:36.400 yeah and he's just like you're crazy what are you doing hey lady you drop something back here 0.96

01:29:42.000 never

01:29:42.320 i don't even think he was approaching her at all he was just a man that was like within

01:29:49.440 eyes you are not approaching me he's like he's she's going into the store he's coming out or vice

01:29:55.600 versa and they're like they have to pass i think he's 20 feet away and she's just like turn the 0.97

01:29:59.840 fuck around i think it's man that's crazy behavior we need to push back in the like as hard as we can 0.96

01:30:05.840 the other way yeah great first i was gonna say just start chasing random women in the parking lot 1.00

01:30:17.440 she says no man should ever approach a woman in a parking lot period there is absolutely nothing

01:30:22.560 you need from us to warrant if you were just saying how she was that much use a phone whatever go find 1.00

01:30:26.800 a man to ask yeah i responded to this and i was like so as your uber driver should i just never pick

01:30:31.600 you up this one this one does really bewilder me i don't know i don't get it no one should ever

01:30:38.400 approach a man while the football is on period don't don't go to the comments i don't want to see

01:30:42.880 the comments they're all just it's all just faggy guys and well yeah brad palumbo does the problem 0.96

01:30:49.680 it's like people are in the comments are saying that women should get guns but the problem is i'm 0.99

01:30:53.280 thinking if this woman had a gun she would have shot that guy yeah yeah just turned around and just 1.00

01:30:58.000 fucking shot him for doing nothing but like i would rather a trans man have guns and then 1.00

01:31:04.080 that's true because they're the biologically male they're at least like you know capable yeah 1.00

01:31:12.960 the other part is like can a woman actually pull the trigger of this gun 1.00

01:31:15.680 we should we should all get like women should only get that's like you got this do you 1.00

01:31:21.840 says i was going to tell you about the guy i saw hiding in your back seat but sounds like you got

01:31:25.360 this sis i i i i would like to think like instead of giving like we can give women guns but make all 1.00

01:31:31.920 the like the trigger pull like 50 pounds and so it's like really so they just can't pull it's like

01:31:37.120 it's like let me let me just say real quick too this this chick is talking middle of the day 1.00

01:31:42.640 the sun is up and she's trembling like a fucking leaf it's daytime and homeboy doesn't get within 0.98

01:31:47.360 20 feet this is such bizarre like it's just happened and she had to go and sit down and 0.99

01:31:52.640 make a tick tock about it and she has her son there and she's supposed to be taking care of him 1.00

01:31:57.600 nope i gotta tick tock this she shouldn't have a gun or and she shouldn't be able to vote these 1.00

01:32:01.600 people vote that's what's wild shit again that's done that son will will grow up a fag 1.00

01:32:07.280 yeah i don't want to get political but think about the kind of like the mental anguish that a guy 0.99

01:32:13.680 just like walking next to you in a parking lot gives you and then the mental anguish that like

01:32:17.760 the political elite actually give you by like i don't know having some trans guy sponsored by but

01:32:23.040 like these people are so manipulated it's they should not be able to vote someone did ask if it was a

01:32:28.880 black man because like oh that changes everything yeah well yeah well because there's there's levels of 1.00

01:32:34.640 this shit so if it was just a white dude that was just walking behind her and she had that reaction 1.00

01:32:38.480 imagine if it was a black guy and then imagine if it was a mexican dude because it just kind of keeps 1.00

01:32:42.880 going up and up and up like if it was a puerto rican guy with a knife and like he was just you know 0.97

01:32:47.040 whittling so you mean a puerto rican yes yeah yeah to be fair when i cross paths with a black guy in 0.61

01:32:54.160 like a parking lot or something i double check to make sure my vehicle's locked do you yeah i i i check

01:33:01.840 more of my vehicles locked than my wife does elizabeth just i never lock my car what really

01:33:08.640 i am stealing clint's car yeah just jump in the corvette no actually no now that i have a corvette

01:33:14.880 i do lock it but when i when i had my old car which was a pontiac g6 nothing special i i drove to

01:33:20.240 the gym i never locked it anywhere i went a g6 is pretty you can get that thing if you uh well it's not 0.53

01:33:25.040 a bad car what's the psychology behind that i just didn't give a fuck yeah but you didn't keep 0.98

01:33:30.480 anything in there that you wanted later i kept nothing in there okay like i would have a change 0.99

01:33:35.520 in my fucking whatever cup holder or whatever but who gives a fuck do do people still still uh 0.98

01:33:41.120 like stereos and radios and shit is that still still thing because like i mean if you want to steal my 0.99

01:33:45.920 stock fucking pontiac radio like yeah elizabeth what did not she used to not like lock the car 1.00

01:33:54.480 she used to like for like for a long time but i did do the opposite thing where i wouldn't lock uh 0.95

01:33:59.920 our back door whenever i would leave uh that's that's a little bit less cool because like she's

01:34:05.120 uh you know incapable of wielding a weapon right that's true exactly i would like for a longest time

01:34:10.320 and so i told my co-worker this and he was like i'm gonna come into your house and just like 1.00

01:34:13.520 steal shit i'm gonna just go in there and rape your wife dude what a scumbag what are you gonna do 1.00

01:34:20.080 about it what are you gonna do and now we're even and this is this is why cole's in the gym every 1.00

01:34:25.040 day now because he's like yeah you're you're leaving the back door

01:34:31.280 and it's not really rape because i'm married 1.00

01:34:44.640 it doesn't matter what she doesn't want to happen i own this pussy now because it's mine 1.00

01:34:48.240 motherfucker all right um yeah i look i i don't uh to be perfectly honest i don't approach women in 0.99

01:34:54.720 the parking lots but at the same time like during the day i still have to exist as a human being on 0.99

01:34:59.280 this planet and like if we pass if if our cross if our paths cross like you have to just accept

01:35:05.440 that like that's not i'm not gonna run away from you to stay more than 21 feet away it's just

01:35:11.280 bizarre behavior i think yeah like one of my favorite follows on instagram his name is faceless

01:35:16.800 go follow him he's fucking great and he's made a thing of like if he's in the parking lot in the 0.92

01:35:20.320 middle of the night he has a mask he always has a mask a ski mask on he said just run at women 0.96

01:35:24.800 just just start running at her and just like that's not that's not nice to do that

01:35:32.160 just do it maybe maybe that's what happened to this chick and that's why she's all there is 1.00

01:35:36.240 that would make a lot more sense there is no law that says you can't just run at random people in

01:35:40.240 the middle of the night as long as you don't attack them and don't say anything they might shoot 0.99

01:35:44.960 just run right at them they might yeah they might wow that was quick he has the fucking bet 0.98

01:35:52.320 i bet he could find one of him actually running he's better right there right there that one right 0.99

01:35:55.680 there that one right there click yeah there we go your influence walking to your car at night

01:35:59.840 turn on the sound turn the sound it's funny i love this did you just get off work

01:36:04.640 why are you backing up i just wanted to see if you wanted to put your car over there

01:36:09.920 why are you backing up oh you're scared of me

01:36:21.520 oh god that is follow faceless he's i want him on the show oh yeah hell yeah i want him on the show he

01:36:28.080 does uh the the slonker mug is where how i found him it's so funny he's better he's better than

01:36:33.120 uh oh all right good yeah i just want to watch some lesbian midgets now i don't know about you 1.00

01:36:42.800 he did actually try to get liquid at sponsorship and then

01:36:46.000 don't get his kick for music get out of here

01:36:48.160 or is it is this funny yes it is funny like all right go ahead

01:36:57.840 liquid he does have a podcast and i would love to have him on the show the most badass water

01:37:03.120 liquid death yeah but everybody was commenting for him to get a sponge by

01:37:07.040 like i mean you can see like 1.00

01:37:15.040 blood light suck fuck faces 40 slonker mug hickory smoked thick sliced bacon 1.00

01:37:20.720 oh drink slonkers be a man 1.00

01:37:27.200 i need that raw oh dude 0.99

01:37:30.880 his diarrhea is going to be horrific 0.98

01:37:35.680 oh boy that's that's some good slonkers 0.88

01:37:39.840 oh no it's a lot of eggs dude just does this guy everything i love about this is the production 0.68

01:37:52.400 quality of his like setup is so fucking nice yeah and like does he does he ever reveal who he is 0.85

01:38:00.080 his face he never reveals his face yeah he never reveals his face

01:38:05.520 oh god

01:38:15.040 the eggs on his mask

01:38:16.240 40 slonker mug

01:38:30.960 reminds me of the la beast i love this guy he posts the best memes on on instagram 0.96

01:38:38.160 so hard yeah he does have a podcast this is this is what cole does he's got this fucking that one 0.99

01:38:42.320 conspiracy guy in this dude he's just like in love yeah he just sends us these videos all day 0.92

01:38:46.640 i just yeah yeah i dude i crack raw eggs into my coffee you guys think i'm insane i don't think

01:38:51.920 you're insane for that oh you do is that a thing yeah why isn't your testosterone rising 0.78

01:38:59.680 who says it isn't your face 0.98

01:39:02.000 the fact that those uh weights still haven't moved

01:39:11.120 just move them just move them one time just so we know that they move

01:39:14.320 just lift them why don't you just lift them what are you what else are you doing right now

01:39:19.200 do it right now yeah pick the biggest one and curl it

01:39:22.880 no i'll do it i'll do it later he won't do it he won't do it i'll do it later

01:39:30.160 this is your moment to shine toad go ahead go ahead we're ready and then we'll in the show

01:39:34.480 hands in the chat hands in the chat if you want to see toad lift that come on let's go

01:39:38.400 this and then we'll end the show with you just doing like do like two curls like it's funny

01:39:43.440 is like it's it's not even a set take them off full screen take them off this is hurting my

01:39:48.480 heart this is hurting my heart don't do it just just relax it's okay wait do it

01:39:54.640 next take us out of the show next take us out of the show with this toad yeah just one curl

01:40:01.200 he says he'll do it next week now we have we can hold it over his head all week that's fine i'll do it

01:40:06.880 all right he wants he wants to he wants to make sure that the dust is off of him

01:40:12.080 no the reason the reason i'm not doing it is because i'm not wearing pants

01:40:16.000 even better do it right please do it are you wearing right are you wearing underwear

01:40:27.200 wait a second you're why are you doing it right now why are you doing that's wild 0.99

01:40:32.640 shit man this dude has a kink this is a kink for him our whole our whole show is just his kink this is 1.00

01:40:41.120 it is he's fucking he's like daffy ducking us right now like you're sitting like bulls just like 1.00

01:40:47.520 bulls on that chair just bulls on the chair and he's and it's like it's i don't know what the 0.99

01:40:52.160 temperature is where y'all i mean y'all are in florida and like it was like 90 degrees 40 degrees here 0.99

01:40:57.760 hey lane lane or laney would you have sex with toad i want you to respond thank you yes he 100 0.73

01:41:04.160 would sorry whatever yes if you follow us and you're and you're a subscriber and a and a great 0.99

01:41:10.960 fan i'll call you a she if you're lane is dope or lane okay listen every everybody is requesting uh 0.54

01:41:16.480 i don't have a i actually don't own a tank top but i will go shirtless next week and i will lift

01:41:23.920 let's wear a tank top yeah why you gotta do all that extra listen lift i like it i'll do it next week

01:41:29.360 all right we have any other uh videos or we got i got a piss like a racehorse so all right thank you

01:41:35.360 guys so much for tuning in uh i need to tell you guys something real quick no what the fight that's 0.94

01:41:39.680 gay 0.99

01:41:47.840 but i'll make it explicit uh friday i will be playing poker with tim pool and his crew yeah 0.99

01:41:53.840 friday to see if yeah friday to see if he wants to hire me uh so yeah big big shit's happening

01:41:59.680 and do you have to beat him like to get the job i don't know dude i don't know if i should beat him

01:42:04.160 or like just make it close and then throw the game are you sure you're sure you could beat him though

01:42:09.040 right i'm a damn good poker player like i i'm sure he would have a chance of beating me he plays all the

01:42:13.840 time but um yeah new video just dropped go check that out and uh beyond that i have gabriel assange julian's 0.95

01:42:21.600 father on next monday so do not use that big shit all right yeah i don't want to plug top 0.90

01:42:29.280 all right go ahead toplasta.com yeah cool uh toplasta also got a shout out on legion's kinks too 0.82

01:42:37.440 so yeah i forgot that yeah that was pretty great yeah uh crack comic dave and tower again cole on

01:42:44.000 twitter hit the bell hit the bell you homos hit the bell um i'm not thinking anything else hit 0.99

01:42:50.080 the bell like jose shout out jose real quick um he fucking uh it's just taken off uh he had that 0.99

01:42:57.280 thing with uh dave and he has another special thing about to come out that he told us about today 0.93

01:43:02.800 that's gonna be pretty cool hit the bell like dylan mulvaney's father hit him that's right um but 0.86

01:43:10.560 yeah that's it hit the bell like toad has never hit the gym go ahead damn that's right i oh and also 0.54

01:43:17.360 reed follow reed whatever no yeah he's never on the show yeah i've never done it yet tower gang toad uh

01:43:23.120 go sign up for the tower game patreon patreon.com slash tower gang pod follow us on youtube rumble

01:43:29.360 odyssey whatever it's towering everywhere yes play dicky's videos is that what we're gonna play out

01:43:36.640 with or do you want to play it outro because uh i want to see it we'll play it we can play it

01:43:42.640 yeah because we talked about playing it jose's gonna be in a space with josey tomorrow check

01:43:48.560 that out josey jose just one letter missing and you're the same person how fucking crazy is that 0.96

01:43:53.200 i uh i'm supposed to be on that space and since i i land in dc at 11 15 so i could probably still do

01:43:59.120 it if you need me just so you know all right play the video

01:44:01.600 if we have it up but here you go fucking find it there is two videos it was two it was two videos 0.96

01:44:08.640 yeah thomas massey yeah oh yeah that's a good one 0.92

01:44:14.080 wait wait wait wait wait wait this will probably definitely get us banned

01:44:20.320 we've already played music

01:44:25.200 yeah

01:44:37.200 ah

01:44:37.680 yeah

01:44:43.680 So don't resist or you might miss Christmas.

01:44:46.560 I talk guns.

01:44:47.560 I make number runs.

01:44:48.840 I give MCs to run stripping. 1.00

01:44:50.820 When I throw my clip in the AK, I slay them far away. 0.97

01:44:54.440 Everybody hit the D-E-T-K. 0.99

01:44:56.660 My slow flow's remarkable.

01:44:59.340 He's to Mateo. 0.98

01:45:00.560 There's nothing worse than arguing with a black guy, though. 1.00

01:45:04.280 You can't win. 0.99

01:45:06.360 It's so loud. 1.00

01:45:07.500 I'm chopping shit like a pigeon. 0.99

01:45:09.380 I hope you're listening. 1.00

01:45:10.440 Smacking babies that they're christening. 0.86

01:45:13.680 There's fire, dude. 1.00

01:45:15.700 Yo, that's a fucking jinx at it almost. 0.98

01:45:23.780 There's a guy, by the way, there's a guy that goes to my gym and looks just like Thomas Massey. 0.98

01:45:27.820 Every time I see him, I almost try to take a picture of him because it looks just like him.

01:45:31.660 Who is this guy, by the way?

01:45:33.840 He's a congressman from New York. 0.76

01:45:35.940 Thomas Massey, toad.

01:45:37.200 Same district.

01:45:38.180 Same district.

01:45:39.360 Small as Quint, Bentley.

01:45:43.680 Yeah, play the second one real quick.

01:45:47.680 Yeah, play the second one.

01:45:49.520 Yo, that is Biggie, right?

01:45:50.500 Or is that Onyx?

01:45:51.480 That's Biggie.

01:45:52.280 Yeah.

01:45:53.340 It's some chicken washer.

01:45:55.280 Oh, God.

01:45:57.460 Biggie definitely washed his chicken.

01:45:59.580 God rest his soul.

01:46:01.480 He's washing his chicken in heaven.

01:46:02.400 He should have washed it more.

01:46:03.300 Do you think you have to wash your chicken in heaven?

01:46:12.580 Oh, oh.

01:46:13.460 I heard, oh, that's...

01:46:14.520 If this is what you view as seasoning and seasoning only, let me tell you a question.

01:46:29.180 What does this come from?

01:46:30.920 Granulated garlic.

01:46:31.620 What is that?

01:46:32.920 Garlic?

01:46:33.600 Salt.

01:46:33.980 If you're seasoning your food, it means there's not enough salt.

01:46:36.220 That's so great.

01:46:36.800 Salt is going to bring out the flavor of onion, the flavor of garlic, the flavor of whatever

01:46:42.220 random spice rub that you have. 0.98

01:46:43.680 Yo, this is fucking great. 0.98

01:46:45.480 How can we get him to wash this? 0.99

01:46:46.680 It's not because you need to add more powder.

01:46:48.380 Oh, oh, my God.

01:46:49.840 It's most of the time because you need to add more salt or some sort of acid like lemon

01:46:52.800 cheese. 0.98

01:46:54.120 Yo, shut up, Biggie. 1.00

01:46:55.460 That is fucking fire. 1.00

01:46:56.500 Tag Massey on the tweet. 1.00

01:46:58.900 That is incredible.

01:47:00.120 Oh, man.

01:47:00.880 Yeah.

01:47:02.020 That's just great.

01:47:02.860 Oh, he already did.

01:47:03.400 He already did.

01:47:03.880 He already did.

01:47:03.900 He already did.

01:47:04.320 All right. 0.99

01:47:04.840 Dude, I fucking... 0.98

01:47:05.700 I saw that tweet, but I didn't press play because I was like, I've already seen this 0.99

01:47:09.500 video.

01:47:09.780 That's amazing.

01:47:10.440 Good work, dude.

01:47:11.500 Yeah.

01:47:12.480 Tremendous.

01:47:13.100 Hell yeah.

01:47:13.380 Absolutely tremendous.

01:47:14.540 Take us out of here with the random song, man.

01:47:17.120 Hell yeah.

01:47:18.020 Hell yeah.

01:47:18.380 It's been a pleasure again, guys. 0.99

01:47:19.640 Bitches. 1.00

01:47:20.480 And thanks, Brian. 0.99

01:47:21.900 Thanks, Brian McWilliams as well.

01:47:23.800 Hell yeah. 1.00

01:47:24.360 Brian, fuck yeah. 1.00

01:47:25.820 Don't subscribe to... 1.00

01:47:26.640 Yo, Lions of Liberty is trash, though, for real. 0.96

01:47:28.960 Yeah, for real. 0.97

01:47:29.720 Check out the Mark Clare show. 1.00

01:47:31.700 That's the shit. 1.00

01:47:33.820 That's my shit right there. 1.00

01:47:37.360 All right, guys. 0.99

01:47:38.160 Peace out.

01:47:38.700 Peace out.

01:48:08.700 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:48:11.340 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:48:15.320 They speak courage, you sped.

01:48:16.860 Sped.

01:48:17.300 More than Rogan, you fed.

01:48:18.880 You fed.

01:48:19.300 Truth, Bob, Weather, Tim, Cass, Hotep.

01:48:21.340 Hotep.

01:48:21.800 More offensive, LOS, no disrespect.

01:48:24.820 More offensive than LOS, no disrespect.

01:48:26.780 Yes, I am.

01:48:27.340 Redhead, Libertarian is their best friend.

01:48:29.020 Shee-haw. 0.77

01:48:29.460 Unless they get raided, then they never met.

01:48:31.240 Never met. 0.99

01:48:31.840 None of this shit be new to me. 0.99

01:48:33.320 Truly. 1.00

01:48:33.800 Clint is a sexual brute to me. 0.99

01:48:35.360 Sorry. 0.99

01:48:35.800 No booster seat, get them tall boots on ye. 1.00

01:48:37.520 Not a mitchet. 1.00

01:48:37.860 Fuck every podcast. 1.00

01:48:38.700 That won't stoop to me. 1.00

01:48:39.900 Grando.

01:48:40.060 Libertarian won't be the same day revolution-y.

01:48:42.300 That's a word.

01:48:42.860 I miss grammar, send it, it rhymed dubitedly.

01:48:45.340 That too. 1.00

01:48:45.760 Promote myself on their shot, stupidly. 0.99

01:48:47.820 Comedy philosophy, markrandom.com, user free. 0.99

01:48:50.400 Grando.

01:48:50.860 I'm single lady, so please choose with me.

01:48:53.300 They scream Tower Gang worldwide.

01:48:54.900 Tower Gang.

01:48:55.300 Tower Gang rise.

01:48:56.280 Together we will overthrow.

01:48:58.560 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:49:00.900 Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:49:02.700 Liberty lock is truth say.

01:49:04.780 Same with lobster, coal, and Jose.

01:49:07.360 Toad is sick, no way, Jose.

01:49:09.300 If you read, I ride Jose with Jose.

01:49:12.340 They made dates with all his fame.

01:49:14.600 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:49:17.200 Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:49:17.700 They made dates with all his fame.

01:49:19.760 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:49:22.000 Tower Gang, Tower Gang. 0.96

01:49:23.760 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that. 0.98

Tower Gang - April 06, 2023

Ep 117 - Infinite Butthole Tattoo w⧸ Brian McWilliams

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