Tower Gang - Ep 118 - Lawnmower Football

00:00:00.000 what's up retards i'm trying to start a cult here baby so i can only fit a third of my dick 1.00

00:00:08.080 into toads mussy you want to kill me or you want to give me a boner i don't know 1.00

00:00:14.400 when i say fuck the jews it means i'm horny 1.00

00:00:17.400 woe is me i'm retarded any of you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in 1.00

00:00:23.080 and then do that shit with it the three of you had a threesome of some kind i was watching it and 0.99

00:00:30.260 jerking off 1.00

00:00:31.120 he was a 10 in real life she's like a dead eight

00:00:39.200 lewis you're like a brother to me donald trump come on tower gang that is the most offensive podcast 1.00

00:00:47.280 fat dave fuck you man 1.00

00:00:49.240 it's not what this show is about this shit is retarded 1.00

00:00:57.360 that's not what this show is about this shit is retarded baby it's tower gang's up with this 1.00

00:01:04.900 motherfucker it's wednesday it's 9 11 you know what time that is it's toe time lift the motherfucking 1.00

00:01:11.680 weights let's go hell yeah zoomed in on those titties 1.00

00:01:17.060 fuck yeah let's go i like your style producer behind the scenes 1.00

00:01:22.420 oh this shit is retarded what's up guys it's good to be back with you 1.00

00:01:27.380 yo dude i think toad is all hype for you guys's fucking beef today 1.00

00:01:31.180 dude y'all are gonna get in so fucking hard 0.99

00:01:33.260 with your contrived drama 0.97

00:01:35.440 after the fact like i get to feel it real time because i was not

00:01:39.260 keeping up today what was going on i was working so hard 0.53

00:01:42.140 i get back and i just see like top and toad are just fucking going at it but i guess about 0.91

00:01:46.860 there's nothing contrived about this 1.00

00:01:48.740 top and i are fighting i fucking hate this faggot and i got hit by a cock 1.00

00:01:55.140 i need to check toad's follower account 0.99

00:01:59.340 7004 we're gonna be keeping an eye on this during the show

00:02:03.040 7004 how much did it drop let's let's get get that up i have two accounts i'll unfollow real quick

00:02:09.160 word you'll unfollow i'll unfollow i mean clint are you down if we have to do it i mean

00:02:15.180 come on just to keep his just to keep his ego instead he's down to 7002

00:02:21.520 it just went off

00:02:24.280 we started an unfollow uh for those not don't pay attention to where we started unfollow toad uh

00:02:30.280 trend okay what's he at what's he at now just i don't know what was he up at was he up to around

00:02:37.240 72 you realize this does not make uh for good podcasting well not good podcasting

00:02:42.760 he's down to seven he's lost like five followers he's down to seven thousand by the way

00:02:49.200 the whole point was to get below seven because it's like for him 0.99

00:02:53.040 no no yeah toad toad at fucking 6909 this is fuck with my power guys 1.00

00:03:03.820 toad toad i will follow you back 0.99

00:03:05.340 it's just mostly funny how legitimately upset you get by this where it's like 1.00

00:03:11.900 all these people probably will follow back and it's just fucking it's hilarious top fuck with you 0.98

00:03:16.520 also none of this matters if they're willing to unfollow you over that like i'm just like 0.99

00:03:20.540 i'm seeing numbers right now i don't know what's going on what does that mean i don't even know

00:03:27.000 that's concerning toad i think he's learning new rules about praxeology here

00:03:32.160 posters talking to him or something sometimes humans don't act like you want them to

00:03:37.800 how much painkillers is too much painkillers what are you on why are you talking yeah i love that

00:03:44.480 on painkillers he gets all the awesome accent comes out well i don't even i don't i don't have 0.99

00:03:48.940 anything besides fucking tylenol like ibuprofen shit like i don't know i fucking overdosed on 0.99

00:03:55.120 tylenol one day dude it was fucking crazy that will shut down your kidneys tylenol is actually 0.99

00:04:00.100 very dangerous i took like a handful i don't know of tylenol wait nobody's bothered by his 0.93

00:04:06.060 fake boston accent right now oh i'm bothered i think the painkillers are drawing it out wait 0.99

00:04:10.240 what pink no it's real i'm from boston what the fuck are you talking about guys you never talk 0.99

00:04:15.340 like this you know what it's from a fucking ben affleck movie right before the show we were talking 0.99

00:04:22.160 about like subjects we're gonna hit and we're gonna we were gonna joke on toad's rebrand right 0.97

00:04:26.100 i said let's talk about toad's rebranding because he needs a rebranding it's awful and then this 0.95

00:04:30.660 motherfucker so he says before the show i think i'm gonna rebrand to a boston accent right and i 0.99

00:04:35.360 said no no no it's not up to you it's up to us we're rebranding you and he has the balls in 0.98

00:04:41.620 between one like in between the skit in between one of the one of the all-time great skits where i

00:04:46.100 got you under 7 000 you you're gonna sit there and just start doing it like that's the thing

00:04:50.620 you realize the boston accent is real i just intentionally turned it off it's not like i

00:04:56.440 don't think it's real i don't think it's definitely like i don't know like i think it's a natural

00:05:01.600 i believe you if i'm fucking boston guy i never fucking doubted it somehow this is making you more 0.97

00:05:10.300 unlikable and i don't i don't want to feel that way it's it's like it's like all of a sudden i should 0.94

00:05:13.800 just start talking in a southern accent because i'm from alabama just to be like hey guys there's gonna

00:05:17.780 be outside just all of a sudden just southern draw out of nowhere it's not your normal voice

00:05:24.260 with us and i get it i uh i grew up in i was born in maine we left there like high school-ish to

00:05:30.040 tennessee so like i do have this you do this weird thing around people like me when i go back to home

00:05:34.400 around maine my my fucking accent starts coming a bunch more when i'm in the tense people from 0.97

00:05:39.080 tennessee i start talking more like that and it's not even like intentional and i'm sure you do that 0.98

00:05:42.900 with us but i think the painkillers are dropping that normal thing that you do that like people

00:05:48.300 naturally do and so you're just like this is my this who i fucking am guys how you like them apples 0.97

00:05:54.800 that's not really a boston thing to say what the fuck no so you top as as you're probably aware i have 0.96

00:06:04.380 a car backed into me when i was over near a car backed into me yeah yeah when i i was kind of 0.94

00:06:12.080 like jaywalking i was kind of

00:06:14.720 i can't tell if he's doing it or if i'm making it up or if it's always been like this i'm like

00:06:22.920 it's the painkillers and he's not meaning to

00:06:24.980 no no i know it's not always been like this no no but he might have this might be like 0.96

00:06:31.400 this might be like some mandela effect shit where like he's always been like this 0.57

00:06:35.740 no but like some people remember it that way and some people don't no no there was uh well there's 0.89

00:06:40.980 it was it was kind of like uh i don't know like a few yards away from this crosswalk and this 0.76

00:06:46.020 fucking suv just like jerked backwards backed into me and i kind of like moved and my foot got 0.94

00:06:54.460 caught in the middle of the street and i had twisted my hip really weird and then i was just kind of 0.99

00:06:58.840 like no no stop stop what is this really weird normal tone it's like i mean this might be toed 0.96

00:07:08.840 with his boss and people but this is top top top was like you gotta go to the fucking er right now 0.99

00:07:14.920 i'm like i'm not gonna fucking do that i'm gonna wear you think i'm gonna wear a fucking mask like 0.99

00:07:18.700 this is the first time i've left a toed and like yo dicky actually has a good idea did to get laid 0.99

00:07:27.940 and all of a sudden he's like he's just like he's just mega chad right now like what he gets he turns

00:07:34.160 into whatever uh person he gets laid by so he got laid he's in boston so he gets laid by a boston chick 0.96

00:07:39.120 he takes on that persona he sucks in there in time yeah i got i got laid by this boston bodybuilder 0.90

00:07:46.960 check build up what is happening are you just is this just what you're gonna do i feel like i'm 0.97

00:07:54.580 freaking out man i don't know i don't know what you're talking about i don't know what you're

00:07:59.140 taking a bit what painkillers did you take and how much i took a handful of tylenol that's it

00:08:05.140 yeah yeah i think your liver's shutting down it's making your brain dump if that's not you said 0.97

00:08:11.740 painkillers and who the fuck refers to tylenol as painkillers yeah it's all i had makes it sound 0.97

00:08:18.160 like that fever is definitely under control yeah i don't think you're high i just think you're like 0.99

00:08:23.340 blood is deathly thin you think you think i got a closet full of morphine or some shit here 0.99

00:08:27.560 you think i got a fever okay now now i think he's doing it oh oh no there's the fucking uh there's a 0.99

00:08:34.300 side effect right there fucking fucking knew it fucking knew it dude i'm not fucking overdosing 1.00

00:08:42.880 holy shit being a lumpy bitch it's right there no that's uh that's unironic and cap 1.00

00:08:49.700 how do they know this guy let me let me read this shit from the group chat because i like this 1.00

00:08:59.420 today toad is having me fucking dying laughing like all day unintentionally it's the greatest 0.99

00:09:04.500 shit in the so we're like basically arguing the group chat and toad says the only branding that's 1.00

00:09:11.200 going to happen to me is because of the cattle variety burning my ass retarded retarded toad shit 1.00

00:09:17.260 then he like like 10 seconds later he just goes i got hit by a car 1.00

00:09:22.820 yo toad were you sending were you sending that stupid uh the only branding i'm going to get is 0.99

00:09:29.680 like a cow and then boom is it by a car so i said i said were you in a car he says no 1.00

00:09:37.700 do you have like a toyota symbol on your ass right now from where you 0.99

00:09:41.920 yeah yeah i got branded yeah totally having those days you see in movies where they're like 0.99

00:09:46.620 bad day and they're walking down the sidewalk then someone hits the puddle and it gets

00:09:49.980 and he goes i think my hip is kind of fucked so i said go into the hospital 1.00

00:09:56.420 he says uh down thumbs whatever that emoji means and wear a mask fuck no 1.00

00:10:02.280 this is how autistically retarded i'm telling you told you had me crying 0.99

00:10:06.520 and then he tells the story he was jaywalking in a group of jaywalkers and got hit by a car 0.79

00:10:11.640 how is it how is it that you're in a group and you're the only one that gets hit by a vehicle

00:10:15.240 yeah it's like did they push you into it what happened yeah it was the human body shield i was

00:10:21.780 i was the one closest to the car stop stop you gotta know it's intentional that or you're 0.97

00:10:28.180 literally dying from taking too much fucking iron propane or some shit all right so would 0.98

00:10:33.120 be the first person to over to actually overdose and die on well picture this though i i was actually 0.99

00:10:39.420 being the smart one because the cars are over here we're not gonna get through this episode if he 0.96

00:10:47.980 keeps this shit up because they're no think about it they're all coming in this direction from my 0.98

00:10:52.740 right so i went to the left so if a car is gonna come hit you it's gonna hit all these other people 1.00

00:10:57.100 to my right instead this car to my left backs into me like how do you expect that to happen

00:11:02.880 like it was like a two mile per hour like you should have subtly introduced this new character

00:11:10.120 maybe you could have tricked us but the crazy thing is wait you just get one he gets sorry i got i got

00:11:16.060 to read the last thing that that like was just completely with it go ahead keep going because

00:11:19.480 you have to address this transition you it's like it's like if you were to just throw on a wig and be 0.99

00:11:24.640 like my fucking pronouns are she her i'd be like i'm not doing this toad you have to fucking i have to 0.99

00:11:28.980 see some some steps in this direction yeah being slowly you start getting more tits and you start 1.00

00:11:35.260 getting like uh yeah you just wait you shave the beard off you like exactly you start working in a 0.97

00:11:40.660 local garage you know this is the end this is the end of his story here so my right foot foot uh stuck 0.82

00:11:46.420 in a spot on the road and hip moved unnaturally this fucking hurts i said toad you should report it 0.98

00:11:51.460 even though i hate you and i and i know accurately that you should be under 7 000 followers he goes 0.99

00:11:56.100 i gotta make this train and be on tower gang i don't give a fuck 0.99

00:12:00.960 it's so it's so insane i like i don't understand what's going on with you toad what is going on 0.98

00:12:09.400 oh did you jump in front of the car skinwalker he got replaced he's lifting weights he's talking 0.97

00:12:16.020 like a boss and accent he's had his shirt off he's jumping in front of cars this is like

00:12:20.980 like chat gpt version of like the bullet points of like well this is roughly what he does right 0.99

00:12:27.980 what does this what does this faggot usually do like oh yeah i guess 1.00

00:12:31.180 fuck you got me 1.00

00:12:35.600 it's okay if you want to transition it's okay but like i just i need to like i i need to be 0.99

00:12:43.480 mentally and emotionally prepared for what's happening

00:12:45.760 i didn't jump he's he's trans he's trans boston you're you're trans boston you know you can you

00:12:53.080 can you can jump in front of a car that's reversing too toad and i think that's what happened

00:12:57.020 i didn't i didn't expect it to be reversing it doesn't make any sense i um no i'm italian not

00:13:03.600 irish so uh if if you're unaware of uh the the boston like mob scene uh the irish are actually

00:13:11.300 backed by the fbi oh yo look at this it says it says the toad is offensive content that's awesome 0.98

00:13:18.660 that's fucking face fucking hate it that's actually really uh scary too by the way yeah 0.97

00:13:24.780 ask it to write a joke in my in my fashion the ai just immediately goes no those are the 0.99

00:13:29.540 undesirables imagine imagine if it writes a joke in the fashion of top lobster i'm gonna be pissed 0.85

00:13:35.120 because that means that toad's more offensive than me right here we go hell yeah hell yeah

00:13:40.680 hell yeah wow that's cool we now entered a we're not using pronouns here oh i said 0.99

00:13:50.400 what the fuck dude now now oh i thought yeah i can't even read this shit sure here's a 0.99

00:13:58.600 why did the conspiracy theorist refuse to wear a mask because he didn't want to be silenced 0.99

00:14:04.920 the government 5g signals it's like it's totally because it's not at all your syntax anything they're

00:14:12.320 just the most like offensive he's a schizo crazy conspiracy but they could think of 1.00

00:14:16.880 but it wrote it is that that's cool the chat ggp knows that toad just say the n-word as a joke

00:14:21.920 i wonder if they have from i mean cole from tower gang would that even come up it's scary at how

00:14:31.720 accurate what is cole from tower gang favorite slur oh god it's not gonna get that guys after

00:14:38.580 this i need you to pull up my thread about this being like literal demons and like the ouija board 0.99

00:14:43.100 so we're talking to it pretty cool yeah there you go what the fuck no because you could probably 0.92

00:14:51.560 you write tower gang for me i think gang i think gang uh oh maybe go go for go for dan dude we need 0.93

00:14:57.540 to use the dan gpt i think dan's gone all right yeah yeah they probably they probably edited it

00:15:03.020 up i feel like it's awful because this is amazing all right mailbag mailbag let's do it hold on do

00:15:08.320 you do you want to hear i did have a story uh all right let's do mailbag tell the story oh okay

00:15:13.900 nobody that's fine no if your story story it's just hey your stories are always good because i always

00:15:18.500 let's do mailbag also yeah i just want little bicky to keep popping in and out as we 0.93

00:15:24.060 tell josie it wasn't the fucking t it was the commuter rail i mean you're talking to her right now 0.99

00:15:33.140 tell that bro that bitch i was on the commuter train all right that's right yeah and stop raping 1.00

00:15:44.460 my friends while you're at it um so what are we doing we're doing cole's story or we do a mailbag 1.00

00:15:49.820 whichever is by the way i did an impersonation of donald trump on tire game or on uh on tipcast

00:15:54.500 and it was so bad and i feel like none of you watched irl and that's why you're not making fun

00:15:59.320 of me for it i'm just i'm gonna be honest i've watched i tried to watch it and then i saw tim

00:16:04.460 try to talk about esg and i had to stop watching it because i couldn't like it was just like when

00:16:09.900 you whenever you are on and you like give a perfect explanation of esg and he comes on and he's just 0.73

00:16:15.840 like says some like retarded shit like i'm just like i can't i there's no nothing i'm getting out 0.95

00:16:22.940 of this guys here's a funny thing when your friends start to get on like bigger shows and they're like 0.98

00:16:28.920 hey how did i do and like this is like your tight group of friends your answer is always like yo

00:16:33.560 amazing but i didn't watch it a common lie i watched it you did good i mean i'll be honest

00:16:42.540 that episode wasn't really my jam but it was like you did well uh i guess okay with the chick 0.91

00:16:51.760 she seems like a very nice chick but she's kind of boilerplate kind of how the fuck did you get 1.00

00:16:56.920 this place and you're clearly just like i'm just now exploring political philosophy yeah it's just 0.98

00:17:02.040 she works for like the blaze or something like what the fuck how'd you get here oan oan i mean yeah 0.90

00:17:08.400 whatever that's even bigger yes you're right and that's my father-in-law watches oan every day so 0.91

00:17:14.740 pretty surface level it was a big deal to your father-in-law that yeah i i just i just didn't

00:17:19.840 have the hot to tell you that your impression sucked oh well thank you for not having that

00:17:24.660 i wish we were that cool all right targeting podcast is a political and cultural commentary 0.90

00:17:30.920 podcast hosted by a group of anonymous right-wing content creators who use pseudonyms such as

00:17:34.700 brimstone reinhardt von krieger and charlemagne that's my new name reinhardt von krieger

00:17:39.660 i want to be brimstone i call it i call it damn it i guess i guess i'm charlemagne wait yeah let's

00:17:45.580 let's not let toad rebrand to any of these names because that would be dope 0.92

00:17:49.260 oh all right let's do it we're associated with the new right or groipers 0.99

00:17:54.080 hell yeah that's not true but it could be true what i like it we got reinhardt we got charlemagne

00:18:00.300 who's in this chat the people in this chat are not from they're not important though the tower

00:18:04.700 game podcast and its hosts have been uh associated with constant reviews and statements and the

00:18:07.920 context of the christmas promoting extremist hate bodyologies 0.97

00:18:10.620 quick wit and humor bullshit 0.99

00:18:16.300 they just looked up who is toad from tower game 0.96

00:18:20.220 he often interjects levity in the podcast discussion because he's serious and heavy

00:18:24.780 he interjects levity when bite okay this is how i you know what i'm going to delete my thread because

00:18:30.860 ai is nowhere near

00:18:34.620 they could at least call us this is oh god it's literal demons top you're right it's important to

00:18:42.220 know that humor is subjective and what one person finds funny or clever to be the same for everyone

00:18:47.580 toad may or may not have been quick-witted or funny funny i'm just going about our personal

00:18:52.300 opinion say the n-word oh all right guys this is ridiculous all right but that's funny that's 0.98

00:18:59.660 funny your story okay so

00:19:05.900 i may have mentioned this before what if what if in the mailbag is is cole's story 0.99

00:19:10.300 you guys suck dick whatever uh so everyone in the chat and follow and follow i want to say i've 0.97

00:19:24.620 mentioned this before but i couldn't remember if i told the whole story i so this was like whenever 0.99

00:19:30.460 i was like in fifth fifth or sixth grade i was playing football and that really doesn't do the

00:19:35.500 story but it was just on my way back from football practice my parents in the car were like listen

00:19:40.060 we got to talk to you about something so my art your teacher your your fifth degree teacher which

00:19:45.500 is uh uh totes misery is uh like the only funny part of this which uh was a classmate of mine's mom

00:19:53.740 so it was a class classmate in the fifth sixth grade was her mom was our teacher and so she talked

00:19:59.820 to my parents and my parents were on the way back from a football practice and they were like listen

00:20:04.220 your teacher was brought up to us that the girl all the girls in the class have said that you have

00:20:09.820 been uh playing with yourself during class and uh they were like they just want you to like you need

00:20:18.460 to stop and so apparently what so and i had to be like no listen i was like i had to go to the bathroom

00:20:30.060 i didn't so i had to like hold my whatever but and i want to say what i was doing is i wasn't 0.98

00:20:37.340 jerking off during class i had recently found out that the whole like uh sticking your balls back up 0.84

00:20:46.700 into like where like before they dropped yeah yeah i figured that out and so i maybe tried that like 0.97

00:20:51.500 once or twice during class but like you put your hand in your pants and no no no over the pants over

00:20:57.660 the you know you know when you lie about something for like decades upon decades and then it just

00:21:02.060 becomes your truth i think that's what we're witnessing right here i think you you lied and 0.97

00:21:06.460 you said that that was your excuse but in fact you were jerking off he's lying so much that he 0.99

00:21:11.820 believes that this is the actual story i had not figured out i had not figured out how to jerk off 0.98

00:21:16.140 yet look but i do remember it's okay you're it's safe here you can tell the truth but were you looking 0.90

00:21:20.780 at the teacher or the girls in the class when you did no no the teacher because it would be pedophilia

00:21:25.100 uh to be fair that was part of your learning process to getting to beating off so that's 0.99

00:21:29.820 true but but it was but i was very like imagine a fifth so you were stuffing your balls back in your 0.99

00:21:34.460 body that's that's your excuse it was just popping now he now the only way he can get off is with nut 0.99

00:21:40.940 plays so but imagine a fifth grade kid his parents telling him that hey all the girls in your class 1.00

00:21:49.020 every one of them has been like hey this is pretty rough dude is like playing with his dick during 0.99

00:21:54.940 class and he needs to stop there's no there's no way you did it once or twice and every girl in the 0.99

00:22:00.620 class said that i stopped listening to your story and started thinking about liz like basically milking 0.93

00:22:05.500 your balls no no no no it was so embarrassing for me like i was on in this and they were like listen 0.97

00:22:13.660 we know like you're like going you know those little stress toy things the ones that kind of move in your 0.98

00:22:18.140 hand like just doing that i thought and i was i was so just it was like i was like no no i was like

00:22:27.500 i swear to god like i swear like i did i wasn't like playing with myself like it wasn't me i had

00:22:32.540 to call me banging on the sofa wasn't me called me jerking off in third grade it was you we saw 0.99

00:22:39.100 you do it your hands still smell like balls i was just stepping my balls in my body 0.99

00:22:46.780 i thought what cole was gonna say was that they thought he was jerking off but he was actually 0.99

00:22:50.700 doing one he was actually doing one of those things where you know when you have to like 0.93

00:22:53.820 pee really bad and you just kind of grab your that's what i said that's what i said i was doing and

00:22:58.060 i'm pretty sure i did do that once you know like everybody like like you have to piss and you're like 0.99

00:23:03.500 fucking like uh wait you're like oh my god that kind of feels weird i should yeah stuff your balls 0.99

00:23:11.580 in your body it wasn't me it wasn't me bad being naughty it wasn't me but i thought of that and i 0.99

00:23:17.420 was like damn like it is still embarrassing to this day that my parents had to be like listen you got to 0.87

00:23:21.900 stop like go like touching your wait wait just to backtrack did you say did you guys say if you like 0.99

00:23:27.820 if you had to like if you really had to pee you grab your balls is that what you said no you just like 0.99

00:23:32.780 i'm guessing they just saw me like having no that's not what i'm asking what toad said yeah 1.00

00:23:38.540 if you really had to pee and you wanted to stop you squeeze your balls no no no you're like your 0.99

00:23:43.980 rethro no like you're yeah you're dick yeah you cinch your rethro again because i was like does this 1.00

00:23:48.860 guy even know how bold like how dicks work i'd like push on my dick when i just did i told you guys 1.00

00:23:55.820 before that i was a bedwetter right yeah you did i was a bedwetter too yeah i know that's why we 1.00

00:24:02.460 but we bonded over that it made me feel a lot better about myself i also shoved my balls inside 0.99

00:24:06.380 my body periodically i just did it while you were talking about it just let's go dude i did it 0.98

00:24:13.020 this is the thing tower gang is going to make this a thing every every dude in america is just going 0.99

00:24:17.020 to be popping their balls back in their body yo i thought that was i thought that was what jerking 0.99

00:24:22.700 off was for years my i had a friend in high school he told us that middle school he was like we were 0.99

00:24:28.300 probably in like you're the valedictorian of your school this is he was seventh or eighth grade 0.95

00:24:31.980 i'm going to move to alabama so my kids could be like you were jerking off yeah you thought you 1.00

00:24:45.260 were jerking off yeah but this is like in my mind i'm jerking off but it's not actually jerking off so 1.00

00:24:55.260 you're looking at your fifth grade teacher and shoving your balls in your body because you think 0.99

00:24:59.340 you're going to come i just love it how you understand this correctly i didn't know what 0.99

00:25:04.060 coming was i had no it comes full back circle like no i was a degenerate because that's what i thought 0.99

00:25:09.100 i was doing the whole time i thought i was jerking off i'm just fucking retarded too 0.99

00:25:15.980 i had a friend in like seventh or eighth grade we were out no wait if i was god if i was god and i had 0.99

00:25:21.020 to judge this sin of like jerking off to the teachers like he technically didn't like but he was

00:25:26.940 trying to and i would judge your brain it's your intention behind it and you were like 1.00

00:25:32.540 it's not the action it's how many hundreds of thousands of times did you shove your balls in 0.98

00:25:37.100 your body before you realized that you weren't gonna wait here's the thing this is so like 0.99

00:25:42.140 this is almost like it's the first time you've ever done this like ever tried to masturbate yourself 0.82

00:25:47.980 and you did it in class yeah it's like because he's like that's the kind of energy man we're 0.97

00:25:54.060 dealing with right here his first sexual experience as a small child's like 0.99

00:25:58.060 fucking look behold the world in class third period dude by the way 1.00

00:26:05.260 every dude who uh stuffed their balls like that uh are brovery bros 1.00

00:26:11.660 that that's what we call them from now on but yes i did but i for for a long time like i really 0.92

00:26:17.580 thought that was a friend of me we were on like playing kickball and he was like hey man you ever

00:26:22.460 like jerked off and like in my mind it was like that like computer like uh like the the little

00:26:27.420 spinning circle and i was like and i was like wait wait wait wait yeah are you wearing two fit 0.99

00:26:31.580 bits you fucking homo no let me see i have a garment what's on the right what is this what is this 1.00

00:26:40.620 double band action i just i don't know i like this one and this one is just like people knowing i work 0.99

00:26:45.580 out wait you you are wearing a bronco band yeah it was from like uh our one of our one of our one

00:26:52.300 of our friends our friend of the show viewers and a guy in our group chat arian pay um cole are you

00:26:58.620 getting so jacked that you're wearing accoutrements yeah yeah yes does anyone else wear anyone else 0.97

00:27:04.860 wear shit like that i don't even wear a watch no no i gotta put your wrist up of course you do uh 0.97

00:27:09.740 yeah no but yeah it's it's a strange i was not for a long time and then i was like i'm sorry going 0.99

00:27:15.820 to the gym i'm not gonna lie it is a gym thing i fucking knew it i really started getting into like 0.92

00:27:20.620 hand jewelry i don't know i don't know what it is it's something about like you're peacocking you 0.93

00:27:26.220 are peacocking on i have small wrists i have small wrists i mean look you're trying to distract

00:27:31.980 it from your baby hands and so i have to like i still see your baby hand next to that but

00:27:37.580 that was crazy it's a it's a eye trick kind of thing so i yeah and i and i got and i got the 0.57

00:27:44.140 watch because i see your baby calories and shit yeah like i'm is this is this about your hands is 0.99

00:27:48.940 this thing about you like this is about my balls in my uh no cool subconsciously are the are the 0.99

00:27:56.140 wristbands and the watches is this about like the hand is it you know that your hands are small so 0.99

00:28:00.700 you're trying to like accentuate compromise yeah i think i'm trying to come so you don't even know

00:28:04.700 but you think you are yeah probably yeah i think so i think it's subconscious i i i imagine this

00:28:09.740 looks better but i think it's just because my hands are so small that whenever like this covers

00:28:13.740 up my small wrists yeah yeah because everyone's looking at your wrists going like i'm not noticing 0.93

00:28:17.660 that yeah yeah it's like yeah it's like yeah it's like a small ass like literally it's so small i can 0.94

00:28:22.140 put my hand and i have his watch is like look no further 0.92

00:28:25.340 don't worry about it yeah but everybody looking at everybody looking at cole's wrist is noticing 0.89

00:28:35.740 that's great oh hey i had it i had a thought that uh it's really important um you know how 0.87

00:28:41.260 retards are strong as fuck right yeah dude yeah exactly do you think that there's like 1.00

00:28:49.180 there's got to be at least a handful of retards that have ripped their dicks off while jerking off 1.00

00:28:54.380 yeah right oh yeah for sure i mean probably like i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure monkeys do that 1.00

00:29:00.060 dude they rip their dicks off too i would not be surprised if monkeys rip their dicks off retards 1.00

00:29:05.100 would wait but do they that's kind of because that's kind of important i'm like 100 sure 0.99

00:29:13.900 wait if monkeys do it then retards do it for sure 1.00

00:29:18.300 i don't know if monkeys do it but i can imagine that monkeys would rip their own 0.99

00:29:22.140 dick off anything a monkey would do as well top i need you to weigh in here you don't you don't 0.97

00:29:27.980 seem um i'm gonna do a quick curious oh i know i just got completely distracted my cousin sent me 0.99

00:29:33.420 something stupid uh do retards rip their dicks off yeah sometimes i don't think i think that they 1.00

00:29:40.540 would rip not there it would be much harder to rip your dick off but definitely i could see some of 1.00

00:29:44.860 them like jerking is so big oh my god it's so good mouth massage with testicles no no no 1.00

00:29:51.500 what the fuck is that 1.00

00:29:54.140 that was a monkey sucking another monkey's balls 1.00

00:29:58.140 why was it labeled that though jesus all right all right all right all right 0.99

00:30:02.220 fucking mailbag please we got to do the mailbag because we got a couple of uh 0.97

00:30:07.820 this has been the most meandering bizarre intro ever we're still in the intro this is crazy 0.98

00:30:14.860 all right so phil says by next year there should be a tower gang festival meetup

00:30:20.700 we've we've talked about that yeah yeah we agree yeah you poor tower fest let's go

00:30:26.540 sign up for the patreon either nashville or prince cola i want to say that's uh

00:30:30.940 no we should do it at ground zero it's the only way to be the only reason i'm not going to new

00:30:35.900 york dude i'm on paris watch list do it at my house again that would be cool

00:30:39.740 yeah but for real yeah uh go uh go preach the good word of tower was there anything else with

00:30:45.020 that or is it that it that was literally it oh no 100 it'll happen yeah no we've really

00:30:51.340 talked about wanting to do it i believe like i have talked about people doing it in pensacola

00:30:55.500 talked about a meetup in nashville uh just people getting together because it's kind of like center

00:30:59.340 of like everything very easy for people to get to that's true yeah it's just understand though we're

00:31:03.820 at like a grift level right here we need to get like a to this level of grift before yeah

00:31:07.900 yeah like and subscribe unfollow toad as long as long as the tower fest happens in a tower that's

00:31:15.180 all we got to do okay i mean i don't see that's just that means to be like up here like we have to

00:31:22.140 really we're in a house with two stories top we're trying to get we're trying to get our poor friends

00:31:27.820 to buy like plane tickets to come and hang out with us and you're talking about towers like a literal

00:31:32.140 tower come on dude we got we got we got a lot of growing before we get there and let's

00:31:37.580 i'm shooting for the sky man and we've talked about getting like you know like mid-rate comedians

00:31:42.940 like uh adam nutter and like uh i'm telling you guys tower gang at skank fest tower gang at skank

00:31:49.340 skank fest that should happen dude that should happen yeah real yeah i mean if like adam nutter 0.92

00:31:54.220 can go to skank fest or something i don't think adam does go to skank no fuck it i mean we should 0.98

00:31:57.980 probably not i mean we all should just go and then our friends love you adam shut the 0.99

00:32:02.620 fuck up toad and we hijack a stage you know we don't need to hijack a stage it's like a hangout 0.99

00:32:08.620 with with tower gang in las vegas the people don't even have to have tickets to fucking skank 0.99

00:32:14.060 fest that'd be crazy show up these three hours four hours we're like going crazy on fremont when i 0.91

00:32:18.940 was there when pop and i were there we had a bunch of targeting fans it's uh september i think

00:32:25.340 september i have a couple uh friends of mine iro friends that are trying to get me to go to

00:32:29.980 to las vegas in july to do a dnd weekend which would be really fun but i'm like there's no dungeons and

00:32:35.660 dragons yes when you say a lot of fans were we saying like three like well there was like there was

00:32:42.140 like 50 plus people that knew me from liberty lockdown and going on part of the problem there

00:32:48.140 was like three people that knew me from talking okay i got it great yeah all sizes a lot i think

00:32:54.540 you know depending but it was still like some of the people didn't even know liberty lockdown

00:32:58.620 they're like tower gang that was cool seth gunnarsen i would fuck up dave 0.95

00:33:03.580 oh yeah dude i don't know dude i get on the inside and i start working the body i'd take i'd take 0.95

00:33:09.340 quite i would put coal over yeah i'd take coal dave is way too i mean unless he's got some hand

00:33:15.180 skills i don't know about but i mean he's not no he's a he's trained by the streets and you see

00:33:19.900 his build you know what's up yeah but he's not less into the late rounds unless there's no late 0.94

00:33:25.260 rounds in a street fight those skinny dudes could fucking punch dude like they have some kind of 1.00

00:33:29.500 wacky shit if he hits me with his dick i'll go down but like 1.00

00:33:32.940 like on him i will defend dave's honor cool don't make me do it i don't want to do it all 1.00

00:33:39.340 right next one i say i uh skinny dave by knockout round two no wow wow yeah

00:33:47.580 i don't think he has the hands like that i don't think he's ever done any any real

00:33:51.100 training aside from just scrap he's from the street he's from brooklyn man you gotta have

00:33:54.540 yeah but like you don't learn how to really fight like you learn a scrap fight he's a jew 1.00

00:34:00.380 good point jesus man that's fair that is a fair point he's gonna fix the fight is what he's gonna

00:34:07.020 do he's gonna be like listen man like i'll pay you the best some of the best boxers in history

00:34:11.740 were jews from new york that's like how we're like yeah yeah we're breaking down 1.00

00:34:18.700 yeah we're like well he might he might stick a good jab he probably has good leverage all this kind 0.88

00:34:23.180 of like technical shit and he's like he's a jew he's a jew and everyone is like actually oh i 0.97

00:34:28.780 i forgot well look he makes a compelling point yeah look the the jew is gonna come in with the hook 1.00

00:34:33.660 nose i'm gonna rub uh pork fat on my uh my glove i mean they can't eat pork but i don't think 0.72

00:34:42.940 there's anything weird about touching dicky please

00:34:47.420 the massage next question little dicky all right novum asks what mental illness seems like the most 0.90

00:34:55.260 fun to have Tourette's Tourette's for sure because then you can say the n-word uh to your heart uh

00:35:03.580 little dicky can you can you pull up that video that i sent in the in the group chat the one that i 0.98

00:35:07.660 said we should play as a beautiful young lady on it though but yeah bipolar is retarded disabled 0.99

00:35:14.060 bipolar seems kind of fun because the correct answer is retarded yeah the correct answer is 1.00

00:35:18.540 retarded look at this fucking smoke show did you hear toes accent again what oh my god he keeps doing 1.00

00:35:24.060 it yeah who is she go ahead go ahead i'm gonna fuck you up and i have heart syndrome and this person 1.00

00:35:31.100 asked do you also tick when you're not talking um the answer to that is yes i do still tick when i don't 0.99

00:35:37.020 she looks like she looks like michaela peterson dude yeah yeah very pretty hotter i'm not gonna 0.99

00:35:47.100 lie it's weirdly makes her hotter dude i would fuck her and the Tourette's does make her hotter but 1.00

00:35:51.660 her accent is terrible it's like fucking long island or some shit i want to i look at dicky's 1.00

00:35:57.500 fucking he's rubbing he's rubbing his little hand uh you know cursor over her titties and then he 1.00

00:36:02.700 he's shoving his balls in his body right now man she is a beautiful cripple yeah she yeah i 1.00

00:36:12.380 want to come in on the side of bipolar because you can technically blame anytime you beat the 1.00

00:36:17.820 shit out of somebody i'm just being like listen like sorry i just had like a mental type of thing 0.59

00:36:22.380 and just went off but like i just stopped me like i feel like bipolar you can get away with a lot of 0.98

00:36:27.420 stuff i don't think you can you can't get away with bipolar it's like people are like i like

00:36:32.220 people are like oh it's cool he just shot up to school because he was having a bad day no exactly

00:36:36.380 he acts like they're excusing it like they excuse black people yes you can no it's different oh yeah 0.98

00:36:40.540 oh yeah kanye got treated really fairly when he was bipolar it's almost like i'm bipolar like okay 0.99

00:36:45.500 cool you're a woman that excuses your behavior fuck you what's funny is most of the bipolar people 1.00

00:36:53.260 i've heard of are women like i've always heard like yeah it's always made up nonsense my wife 1.00

00:37:00.380 it's diagnosing the female condition like the biological female condition he acts like bipolar 0.65

00:37:05.340 would be like if you said if you shut up a school but you said you were trans and then they just

00:37:09.260 forgive you it's not like that if i have a buddy like a dude say he's bipolar i'm like dude what a 0.99

00:37:14.540 faggot yeah no i'm not gonna get over it turrets would be pretty cool i mean it would be brutal but 1.00

00:37:20.140 like it would be just for a day it'd be pretty dope like go in and like tell your boss everything 0.98

00:37:25.340 you think about him just ah turrets turrets yeah i just i just saw i want to say i sent it to you

00:37:32.060 in the instagram chat of the the woman interviewing uh the guy and she she has turrets and the whole 0.97

00:37:38.060 time she was like i'm gonna fuck you tonight she's just like yeah and she was she was like show me your 1.00

00:37:44.140 dick yeah what what is what does a turrets chick sound like when she's dirty talking is it just like 1.00

00:37:50.460 normal talk that'd be funny if she everything that everything that turrets chick just said to me 1.00

00:37:55.660 sounded like like bedroom talk to me no but i'm saying if they are in like uh

00:38:02.140 i'm gonna make that but it's everything except the n-word

00:38:07.420 it would be funny though if it was the opposite it's like they get they start getting to another 0.94

00:38:11.180 thing and they all speak bastard and i'm gonna come 1.00

00:38:19.740 dude i'm i'm still thinking about those retired tiny dick faggot 1.00

00:38:23.980 has your uh has your wife ever called you uh ethnic slur during no no because she's the same ethnicity 1.00

00:38:31.580 no i don't think so it doesn't matter she can still call you that no i i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna 0.77

00:38:36.380 ask her to do it tonight but no i don't think you're not having sex tonight if you could trade 0.68

00:38:40.780 uh ethnicities for like some other you know new york bureau would italians choose what you going with 0.62

00:38:48.540 me yeah if i can trade ethnicities do i have to trade do do i still look like me

00:38:54.780 it's up to you if you want to i mean you're at because that's ambiguous enough to be any race 0.93

00:38:58.460 really yeah you could i mean you could be italian who the fuck knows i mean aside from like deep 0.97

00:39:02.620 africa shit like yeah you're saying if we could choose to be any different oh wait are you asking 0.98

00:39:08.620 me like if i if if like something i've done this before somebody approaches me or like comes at me 0.99

00:39:13.900 in a certain way in new york i can be like hey hey i'm italian i don't know what the

00:39:17.980 fuck these spics are doing over here i've done all that okay i've done russian i've done italian 1.00

00:39:22.860 you've done russian yeah and people believe me yeah that's why and uh my cousin who looks like me 0.99

00:39:29.180 he's done black like like albino he's whiter than me and his hair is like nappier

00:39:33.900 oh yeah he got away with he gets away with black yeah 1.00

00:39:37.020 it's a it's a it's a stretch but you can get away with it but like

00:39:45.420 thank god i'm not though but yeah what were you saying

00:39:47.980 top does israeli so you can get away with 9 11.

00:39:51.340 no my wife i do i yes i do my wife hey hey toad would you i feel like you want

00:39:56.860 to be jamaican deep down do you jamaican i haven't thought about it yeah i think you

00:40:02.780 do though maybe yeah i thought so all right go ahead next one all right so where we band

00:40:08.140 where we branding to jamaican toad but i do i do want to i do want to ask this around the table

00:40:13.260 besides toad what is the weirdest thing you've said during sex talk or have heard during like

00:40:17.900 during uh but i don't talk at all yeah i just really i don't think i've ever really other than 0.98

00:40:24.860 like oh yeah that's great keep doing that like shit like that i feel like dirty talk or not but 0.99

00:40:29.980 i did say give me that milk uh dirty talk dirty talk is for people that that their actual sex game 1.00

00:40:35.580 is weak as fuck yeah because you gotta now you gotta start talking like if i'm playing like like 0.99

00:40:39.980 defense against jordan i gotta talk to him because i don't know how to play defense exactly i think 0.99

00:40:44.060 there's like this like it's like you reach up over a certain level and you're just like i'm just

00:40:47.900 gonna start saying wild shit because i can just do whatever i want to pass probably the best i want 0.98

00:40:53.020 there's only one occasion man my wife had like crazy like hate sex like we were in like a really 1.00

00:40:57.900 weird spot and like i remember like we were fucking and it was like like fuck you you stupid fucking 1.00

00:41:02.860 whore just like that sounds unhealthy it was actually like amazing and kind of cathartic and i feel like 1.00

00:41:11.660 you know what i think we both still love each other all right it's a beautiful woman i can't remember if i 0.69

00:41:18.220 said give me that mommy milk or give me that milk but i said one of those it was so two weeks ago

00:41:26.780 cole cole cole's uh taking some lessons from me and then if that's his uh his form of dirt taking 0.99

00:41:31.900 sex lessons from toad that's right get your girl pregnant it's it's better i don't know what if 1.00

00:41:37.340 it's jose and top but it's gotten better after since she's uh had baby loosen that oh no 0.98

00:41:43.500 it's worse for me only if you don't get the ron paul stitch that's right what do you think it's

00:41:50.460 better and then the yeah i forgot dickie yes she did say you ever thought about working out she did 0.97

00:41:55.340 say that during i do you guys wow oh my god yeah is this why you're a gym lunatic now

00:42:03.820 no actually what's weird is that didn't cause it it was i don't know what she actually asked me the 0.67

00:42:07.980 day she was like why did you just randomly start like working out and i was like because i was a fat 0.90

00:42:12.540 piece of shit like i was like i looked like i was literally i would uh hide my gut like when i 0.98

00:42:19.180 was if i had my shirt off i would like hide my gut with my arms and i would like because i was like 0.99

00:42:24.060 embarrassed of it yeah yeah there you go now why it's it's just kind of up to see that like she

00:42:29.660 manipulated you into doing this during sex yeah it's very yeah it's very but that was it makes

00:42:36.460 it that was like that was almost like i think that was a year and a half ago when she said that

00:42:43.180 we're getting deep into cold psychology here we're figuring out why he wears the wrist things

00:42:46.860 now he's gonna he's not gonna want to go back to the gym because he's like damn why am i why am i 0.77

00:42:50.460 coming here shout out to aaron no no i i now i'm totally into it because like i mean now i just want 0.97

00:42:56.620 to get fucking jacked to shit no yeah but it's like right to to like send a message you don't ever 0.93

00:43:02.140 talk to me like that you remember that time you remember that time who's in shape now who's 1.00

00:43:10.460 fucking your sister now yeah because i'm gonna get jacked and make you feel bad about your i'm 1.00

00:43:15.580 gonna get jacked and fuck other bitches in my dreams okay well he did get raped in his dreams 1.00

00:43:22.220 so i don't know if it's that women do play that wasn't right my wife was telling me i think it was 1.00

00:43:26.860 today or yesterday like she was casually telling me about how at work she heard one of her friends

00:43:31.100 going on when i'm one of her friends like that's frenemies people she doesn't like at work type

00:43:34.380 deal and you know how women are they actually it's so funny that women have that they're just like 1.00

00:43:39.180 this fucking bitch she was going on i guess they were off in a group oh hey caitlin how you doing 1.00

00:43:44.620 girl they were off in a group going on about this one thing she got or something from her boyfriend 1.00

00:43:49.420 or some shit it was something there's something like kind of shitty everyone's like oh nice that's 0.97

00:43:52.700 so sweet my wife had this like really nice blanket like perfectly exactly what she likes 1.00

00:43:57.180 like like uh really like just like for her the perfect gift and like she was like and it wasn't 0.89

00:44:02.460 for me at all because my wife just buy shit when she wants it it's like for me with gifts i mean so 0.99

00:44:08.060 i'll do gifts but a lot of times like well just buy it that's what you want right yeah just get it 0.93

00:44:12.620 but anyway so she's like yeah she kind of walked by i was like yeah josh got this for me and like 0.99

00:44:16.860 just kind of just kind of walked away and it's fucking dog 1.00

00:44:25.260 stupid shit oh no he forgot he just forgot how to pronounce jose don't worry 1.00

00:44:29.980 wait what's he saying were you saying your name or toad's name 1.00

00:44:39.020 here you gotta add an a

00:44:40.380 you guys should call me danny but i prefer top laps anyway 0.52

00:44:47.820 the crux of the story whatever uh fucking um yeah it was just funny like i like that dawned 0.81

00:44:53.420 on me my wife said so casually like no shame at all and i was just like i thought about the 0.71

00:44:57.340 implications of that and it's like if anything i almost respect it because it's like for for them

00:45:03.260 it's it's like i know in her head she's probably like this is the kind that she knows that that

00:45:08.460 woman's gonna go home to her boyfriend and make some sly comment about like why don't you get me 1.00

00:45:12.940 thoughtful gifts or this or that and it's like so she's like my wife's planning an evil seed in 1.00

00:45:18.060 her enemy's relationship like that is the kind of level of like shit women are on i'm like that's 1.00

00:45:23.580 like i like hate my enemies and like i guess maybe there's some i want legitimate harm to come to but 0.99

00:45:29.180 like i would never go to like that level like i want to destroy you emotionally 0.99

00:45:33.900 i want to destroy you metaphysically yeah yeah yeah exactly yeah all right god damn 1.00

00:45:39.820 bitch but yo i love i love that we're sitting here pretending like top didn't do that to toad 1.00

00:45:43.820 all day long it was just high level psychological warfare going up all day top is a woman obviously 1.00

00:45:54.300 guys listen you know you don't understand my way sometimes like if i'm gonna be on a big show 0.94

00:45:57.980 i'll stir up like twitter drama and all this shit but this one was a little bit different 0.98

00:46:02.300 did you start just because you went on that uh orange bitches uh yeah this is what this all this 1.00

00:46:07.900 is what all the shit is about so and like yesterday we were like we don't even have any 0.98

00:46:11.820 segments for the show and toad was like freaking out guys there's nobody who sent any videos or 0.95

00:46:16.140 anything for the show tomorrow we have a couple and i haven't even gotten to them yet i just said okay 0.93

00:46:19.820 word we're making the show tomorrow and we're 45 minutes in doing this shit making the show so 0.98

00:46:25.260 again fuck with me i'll i'll i'll do it man all right let's uh let's let's get to this last 0.99

00:46:30.060 i don't know what the point was but i i like the the motivational speech yeah yeah i lost it 0.99

00:46:35.100 halfway through i understood it all right final mailbag let's do it i assume it's the last one 0.99

00:46:42.700 all righty so keith asks what's the most fucked up slash red redneck shit that y'all have been 0.99

00:46:49.020 involved in and then he gives some examples for example i set a live opossum on fire killed a beaver 0.99

00:46:54.380 with a flashlight catch it in my truck bed for two days in august and then dumped it upwind of a

00:46:59.020 friend's house blew up a catfish with illegal fireworks and then he says you know redneck 0.94

00:47:04.620 shit uh yeah the answer to this is what we did at top lobster's ranch last year and i don't think i 0.97

00:47:10.220 can mention any of the things that we actually did yeah i was just gonna say i like my most redneck 0.97

00:47:14.620 thing immediately pops into my head and i can't say it because it's illegal but it's pretty redneck

00:47:19.020 yeah yeah you think the feds are gonna be like i don't know statute of limitations

00:47:26.940 this is a thing you'd be admitting to but there'd be no physical evidence of it at this point in time

00:47:31.420 so i mean the prosecution on that would be a nightmare like let's be real you can just say it

00:47:36.220 yeah i mean like it was a joke i mean it's like and haha i was joking i like to cut crimes

00:47:41.580 it's a fun joke it's a character created i've seen like i literally want to get me arrested so bad

00:47:47.180 it's like yeah i'm late now i uh i joined the kkk and i lynched a couple black people i didn't want to

00:47:54.460 talk about it 0.99

00:47:57.180 most redneck shit i've done you might be a redneck i've huffed gasoline and i did that before 1.00

00:48:02.300 i don't know if i've ever told is that redneck i think this is white trash that's like drug addict 1.00

00:48:07.100 white trash is that before or after you put it on a cross and lit it on fire in some of the 1.00

00:48:12.140 because that's redneck shit i don't know just just this backyard wrestling count 1.00

00:48:18.220 yeah that's redneck yeah we were doing some of that in high school yeah so do you know if you picked 0.99

00:48:22.860 up any of those weights ever you would look better i i do and i did at the top of the show no no you

00:48:28.460 you did but you don't and that's i do i do no that was just mean that was just oh my god guys 0.99

00:48:35.340 wow don't do that don't do that i just i'm just i'm trying to motivate the motherfucker like look i'm 0.99

00:48:39.740 not gonna have a great physique but i live every fucking day and you get bigger dude just get bigger 0.99

00:48:45.100 dude i look i look like a fucking uh i don't know like uh bare knuckle boxer like that's kind of 0.99

00:48:51.820 what i think i speak for the group when i say clint you were you're kind of a dick there i'm just 0.99

00:48:55.740 just saying oh my god you're just high you're high and you're being sensitive i was meaner to him 0.98

00:49:00.540 all day than i just you know what though but this one just that one felt nothing about that i don't

00:49:04.940 know it felt mean because it wasn't in context like we were like going around the horn about

00:49:08.700 redneck music you know what about it the whole show i'm like i'm like look you got those weights 0.91

00:49:12.780 get a fucking jack i was just like you know toad you know you like no like less of that and then 0.99

00:49:19.500 don't do it you know don't do it suicide what was the question redneck shit oh yeah i already 1.00

00:49:27.820 answered uh lynch black people cole i'm trying to think and you've done so much i know that's 1.00

00:49:33.580 what it's like i under like in my head i'm like i know i've done something that's super redneck but 0.98

00:49:37.900 i just planted a shit under your grandparents house that's true i did you gave plasma i forgot 0.94

00:49:44.140 yes i did i did take a shit out of my grandparents house and i would go back and check on it years 0.99

00:49:48.060 after um trying to think what all your stories make you sound so retarded it's incredible 0.99

00:49:57.340 i wasn't jerking off i was shoving my balls into my body because i thought that's how you come i got 0.98

00:50:01.980 a great one uh me and my cousin at my grandparents house again they had two lawn mowers so that was 0.97

00:50:07.500 what we would use to play in the yard was lawn mowers um and so then we had the bright idea to

00:50:13.740 use uh take a football and we would play football on the lawn mower so he would have one he would go

00:50:18.700 long and i would just chuck it to him lawnmower football is awesome with the blades on that does

00:50:25.420 sound awesome with it with the blades on too i mean we could turn the blades up if we wanted to yeah

00:50:29.820 elizabeth knew she knew about the football lawn mowers and then we would also um

00:50:33.740 that's so dangerous dude yo that's the official sport of tower gang

00:50:46.060 also what's the uh what's the game you play whenever you try to it's not um chinese fire

00:50:51.340 drill but whenever it's whenever you're driving so whenever you have to get out of the car and

00:50:55.980 switch drivers by chinese that is what it's called yeah no no no not when you stop when you're when

00:51:01.500 you're going when you're actually driving oh it sounds like vehicle manslaughter

00:51:08.140 we would do that with lawnmowers so we would do that that sounds like a felony sir 0.96

00:51:12.700 our uh our lawnmowers we had um we would have trailers for them so we would have like a little

00:51:18.300 trailer

00:51:23.180 he's like well tell the redneck story he's like well me and my cousin and a lawnmower

00:51:26.700 it's like all right right there's redneck mine but so everything else is just extra

00:51:32.700 and then we would have a lawnmower trailer that all they would sit in and we would drive around

00:51:37.420 and so then it was a thing of like okay can the driver get into the trailer while we switch drivers

00:51:44.220 so the person in the trailer would come up and try to drive the lawnmower and we would still be going

00:51:47.660 the entire time don't lose speed at all so we would also so he would come up and i would have like my

00:51:54.060 foot on the gas pedal and he would come and put his foot on top of my foot and so what i would have

00:51:58.780 to and so he would then switch and so it's still going full speed and i would have to switch and he

00:52:03.340 said so we would do that all the time i mean it's incredible you're still alive 42 inch blades going 0.50

00:52:08.060 the whole time that's fucking crazy dude i mean i my this is at my grandpa's house who uh he was a 0.95

00:52:15.180 mechanic and so he had cars of the people that he was working on all and all in the yard and i i did 0.95

00:52:20.620 i've hit multiple times i've hit the cars we used to um explains the brain damage

00:52:27.980 there's one day where we we got crowbars and we just thought these cars out in the yard which were

00:52:32.620 what he was working on were just like junkers and so we went and we hit every light

00:52:40.540 we went through and just busted every headlight every brake light we i can't believe we didn't do

00:52:47.420 windows but we had a crow and then like we figured out like oh wait my grandpa had to pay

00:52:51.900 for all this because it was other people's cars he was working on wait this is again this is like 0.99

00:52:58.460 we're like like toad's always like i got a story to tell i'm really fuck you toad but then cole's 0.98

00:53:03.260 like i don't really have any stories and then shit like this comes up oh yeah i forgot i've stolen 0.99

00:53:08.380 i've stolen copper from construction abandoned construction work sites and uh for pills before 0.95

00:53:13.100 i mean my parents i mean it was my grandpa's house it's like if the kids went over to your

00:53:17.900 mumble up if if tops you know she's talking she's asking about when you were given all that plasma

00:53:23.420 where were your parents yeah right i i think about that like i just went and we were just like oh here's

00:53:30.540 some fun just busting fucking tail lights out on my cars and he was just like well i had to fix that 0.95

00:53:36.380 calling out to pay 300 this wasn't like technically redneck but it was uh it was during it was like 0.96

00:53:43.900 when jackass was becoming big and all of my friends were like not all of them there was like one guy 0.96

00:53:49.900 john mckinney he's out of his fucking mind i'll dox him he doesn't care um and he was like i think 0.99

00:53:56.140 he did it kenny of 37 truly lane i don't think i don't think he did it with me because i was always like 0.99

00:54:05.260 kind of risk averse but they would like jump from overpasses into moving vehicles and shit like 0.86

00:54:10.940 that like that's what i heard and then also they would uh i did see this one they would get into

00:54:16.220 shopping carts and then they would just rush them into a bush and like launch them into the bush

00:54:20.860 yeah it feels like cole would do that yeah i mean i was i was never like super super um

00:54:28.380 like daredevil-y but i mean i would like if it was you played football on a lawnmower sir

00:54:34.860 yeah that's crazy oh my god can we watch the video of you with the the new shooter and then

00:54:41.900 that kind of brings us into pictures uh that i think toad has for us right the shooter yeah we

00:54:46.540 have the shooter yeah i know i want to see there's one of the pictures

00:54:49.980 you didn't send it in the other group chat did you i don't know no this is the video though

00:55:03.180 yeah it was funnier with clint laughing and he sent us a video of his him laughing at the end

00:55:06.780 oh that's true oh i couldn't download it though yeah trace gallagher has that story for us hey trace

00:55:11.020 hey tucker police say this is a targeted attack and the social media footprint of the shooter is

00:55:16.140 providing a wealth of information and not just because 25 connor sturgeon can you imagine if one 0.79

00:55:22.060 of us did some shit they're taking through our instagram but also because he indicated the attack 0.80

00:55:27.820 was coming posting messages where he said they won't listen to words or protest let's see if they 0.98

00:55:33.820 hear this that's what toad said he left messages every day and family saying that he was going by

00:55:39.580 day i mean the trans and even reportedly posted group chat messages where he said i could burn the 0.90

00:55:45.260 whole place down get ready for it no criminal history his linkedin page here's the punchline

00:55:51.180 and the daily beast reports that in college he supported black lives matter and did not support

00:55:56.060 former president trump he also wrote about his low self-esteem come on emotional struggles

00:56:01.500 interesting that his former high school basketball teammates noted that sturgeon suffered

00:56:05.900 so many concussions in high school that he wore a helmet to play high school basketball

00:56:16.460 if you if you just said that and he just said boom roasted like after everything he's like 1.00

00:56:21.340 he had a small dick 1.00

00:56:22.300 boom roasted look at this 1.00

00:56:26.700 with a fucking nice jumper too that's a good jumper 1.00

00:56:29.260 that's a great form great like this fucking faggot 1.00

00:56:33.260 blm supporter pronouns in bio helmet 1.00

00:56:39.340 i seriously took so many charges i had a i had multiple concussions in high school as well

00:56:44.620 from charges in basketball no way

00:56:46.540 swear to god wow i went to the hospital oh it's because you're short

00:56:49.580 holy so people would run into your face no it was from hitting the my back of my head on the on 0.99

00:56:55.020 the uh on the door what the fuck you have weak neck no because i didn't i never learned how to tuck 0.99

00:57:01.020 i never learned how to tuck and so i would just go back 0.99

00:57:04.860 he followed his reaction wait a minute wait a minute hit the floor before it hit him 0.99

00:57:11.020 you take charges like you're getting ko'd by fucking mike tyson 0.99

00:57:13.740 because yo cool my mom if if i was younger she wouldn't let me be friends with you this is like 1.00

00:57:19.900 the shit that you told us over these episodes is so crazy that's incredible you 0.97

00:57:25.980 i had to uh so like um our high school like we weren't allowed so uh our coach was like 0.99

00:57:32.940 no like sleeves no like legging like nothing no nothing for that so it's only just shorts no

00:57:39.260 i think we could do like crew socks and that's about it i and when you fall you fall like a stone

00:57:48.700 when you fall loosen all the muscles in your body

00:57:54.860 i want to hear that hardwood that hardwood ain't softwood son i want to hear your hands you want to

00:57:59.660 be in the nba boy yeah i i uh no i was taking so many charges and i would i figured out after this

00:58:07.900 i was like okay i figured out how to tuck my like my dude i've taken thousands of charges i've never

00:58:12.380 had a concussion i played i don't know how to break my fall all soccer i've been like laid out many times

00:58:17.740 i was just tuck and roll and jump right back up no no so i and so i was doing it so much and i was

00:58:22.540 like i didn't figure it out i had to break the whole season i didn't know how to break my fall so i

00:58:26.140 just use my elbow tell you no no no listen listen the mechanics of like your natural instincts to 0.98

00:58:32.460 not fucking die 0.98

00:58:33.260 what is literally the uh the depiction of him the time with the retard helmet he actually 0.99

00:58:41.980 was that no listen so i like i was hitting my elbow so much because that's how i was bringing

00:58:46.300 the fall i was i would just put my right elbow back and it would just hit i was doing so much

00:58:50.140 that my elbow was starting to swell up and like bruise like really bad my dad had to go to my coach

00:58:55.020 and be like listen i gotta buy him a padded sleeve because he's literally hurting you wouldn't allow

00:59:00.940 it no no coach had to allow i was the only person i would look i look cool as fuck i had a uh arm 0.92

00:59:06.700 padded nike shooting sleeve oh you know it's crazy only person on the team i look cool as 0.92

00:59:12.060 fuck with that elbow sleeve in that now you know what this was it was all subconscious that colt he 0.96

00:59:16.860 didn't realize he did all this just so he could weasel his way into like covering his wrist a little 0.99

00:59:21.420 bit he didn't realize that i was like you know what i'm gonna give myself multiple concussions

00:59:26.140 and that's how i'm gonna do it take the picture down please while uh while cole was playing basketball 0.96

00:59:32.060 he was stuffing his balls all right god damn it so we i felt like we were really rolling 0.97

00:59:38.540 we were flying high i did not mean that as a joke i meant that in a literal way man you really would 0.99

00:59:44.620 have benefited from like i don't know a little bit of martial arts training because they do teach you

00:59:48.380 how to properly follow oh yeah i had no clue i like you're just like i was just i was taking

00:59:53.660 it by the way i would get charges called all the time dude i was the great i was because

01:00:01.340 of course they were calling charges dude because they were like you just killed this kid 0.96

01:00:05.340 he felt like fucking fucking woody and toy story yeah yeah he goes he goes they were calling charges 0.97

01:00:10.780 all the time granted i had to sit out the rest of the game every time or get wheeled off to a 0.99

01:00:16.940 fucking hospital i would get kids fouled out of the game on charges 0.99

01:00:22.220 no you didn't you were just where she was just like put this fucking very 1.00

01:00:29.900 just bleeding from the nose 0.99

01:00:33.900 i have a dead tooth from a charge because i had to get a root canal i had to get a root

01:00:39.740 canal from it i was bleeding during the game sometimes in both scores i'm like i hope to

01:00:45.900 god i hope he's just i hope he's lying and he's like this funny comedically but i believe you man

01:00:52.220 i believe

01:00:52.700 i think it's all real i think it's all real which makes it definitely real

01:00:56.860 i swear to god i i gotta i got a forehead straight to the tooth it's dead now it's i got a root canal and

01:01:02.540 everything man i it was it was it's cole was actually biting his head that's what was going

01:01:09.020 on oh man hey hey why cole why why did why did you know like like after like the 10th time your

01:01:15.420 coach wasn't like yo you got to keep your head off the ground

01:01:20.380 what's in your blood

01:01:21.260 boy you're playing hard but you're playing a little too hard if you know what i'm saying

01:01:29.260 your head is is two times as big as when we started

01:01:35.020 you're looking like yaku young fella you're making me nervous 1.00

01:01:39.900 i have to remind you of your name after every game this is a big problem

01:01:44.140 like any sports movie like like the water boy they bring him in for that

01:01:59.260 they bring him in for the snap and they're like all right whatever you do you got to make first down

01:02:03.100 they're like listen listen we're down two points okay i need you to get in there cole and i need you 0.98

01:02:08.220 to take a fucking concussion for the team and cole goes in slow motion and just gets killed by some 0.99

01:02:13.100 huge black guy bro i was dude i love football so much this is the first football game i ever played 0.99

01:02:18.780 this is i played middle school football it was i was uh 12 years old 12 or 12 years old and uh 0.94

01:02:25.020 i was i was fast as shit uh because i had a big growth spurt during like fifth grade and so i 0.57

01:02:30.540 started playing in sixth grade never touching football before in my life so they put me a run

01:02:34.460 never do another inch either but good yeah that's true but like so i they put me at running back

01:02:39.100 the first game first snap it was a handoff to me i fumbled and then i kicked the ball i was trying

01:02:46.460 to pick i kicked the ball into the end zone and they scored a touchdown off of me kicking the ball

01:02:51.740 trying to pick it up so the rest of the game i'd never played i didn't play another step at running

01:02:56.140 back that entire season after that game i cried and after like because we lost

01:03:02.380 the next season i did play running back again and i scored like multiple touches i got way better

01:03:15.100 and i like i was the mvp of the team but like that that year was bad it was really fun though

01:03:20.860 playing basketball after football season and just like i did so there was a guy going on a fast break

01:03:26.060 i know him he's a friend of mine now i he went up for like a layup on a fast break i was behind him

01:03:32.060 i just trucked him into the wall and i just it was like the first game after football season

01:03:38.460 and i just it was a flagrant like two foul yeah you're out of the game dude i football tackled

01:03:43.740 the guy that my my last my the last in soccer the last game of my senior year and i knew we were losing

01:03:49.980 already and he'd been pissing me off all game i knew it's well and this like soccer was my sport i was

01:03:54.060 like all state that was like what i was really good at i'm still pretty damn good at it but like 0.97

01:03:57.740 i legit like he'd been being cheap like pissing me off all game i was fucking coming down off pills 0.98

01:04:04.700 i was kind of irritable like on top of all that and so i just like and that was defense the ball was 0.97

01:04:10.300 up and i just literally like full-on fucking like water boy fucking boom perfect like like tackle of 0.99

01:04:16.780 speared his ass and like almost hit him into his fucking his team's bleachers with like all the fans and 0.99

01:04:22.940 shit there and then i just kind of stood up and just backed away and like all the whole crowd was 1.00

01:04:30.220 like what the fuck and like but the ball was right there so the ref didn't see it so just play it while 0.99

01:04:36.780 we talk this is the fucking bit yeah just play it while we talk we don't have to stop talking but yes 0.99

01:04:41.180 i mean look at this little kid he's so happy he's so fucking happy it's rooney i do actually still 0.94

01:04:48.460 have my football highlights from um from middle school football uh if we ever want to watch this

01:04:54.380 i do have actually unironically i do yeah i know that legitimately i was very literally how i envisioned

01:05:00.700 cole

01:05:03.820 go go the right way he's looking at us he doesn't know what direction to run

01:05:08.140 what's funny is i uh i do remember a certain play where like i

01:05:12.460 no and no they're not oh he's waving he's taunting he's waving goodbye what a little bit

01:05:22.860 i'm sure that's from a movie or some shit no it's a skit it's a skit it's a skit they were 0.93

01:05:27.580 fucking around but uh i did have one where i did like it was basically that i was the running back 0.98

01:05:34.060 and there was like a very small kid like playing like free safety and i could have easily juked for 0.99

01:05:39.260 a touchdown and instead i literally just lowered my shoulder and just fucking just shrugged the kid 0.99

01:05:44.700 i he tackled me but i just wanted to inflict them because like my coaches were retarded and they were 0.99

01:05:50.220 like no you gotta hit i was running back you well i mean this in all seriousness you were valedictorian

01:05:55.020 of your high school you said um and and i am like i had a 30 you need to get tested for cte

01:06:02.140 like you need to no your whole your whole school needs to get tested for cte if you're at the top of 0.99

01:06:07.340 the class yeah what the hell that's a good point yeah muhammad ali of whatever the fuck he is 0.91

01:06:14.780 like whatever role he fills yeah the muhammad ali of it well and muhammad ali also died of cte i might 0.96

01:06:21.500 call it just gonna be shaking like whatever cole is he's the best at it but i've seen it in the

01:06:31.900 when his eyes are like he's just like

01:06:37.180 like you have like mike tyson be like man i rumble young man rumblin loved you and he's just like i

01:06:43.100 i want to call why why do you think you didn't know to keep your head off the ground when you

01:06:53.020 like like it just seems like a totally natural i think it was just like i was just i when i took

01:06:57.740 the charge i i was thinking just hold on every bit of it and then just go down imagine this scenario

01:07:05.260 imagine this scenario like it it's like the culture war is over world war three is over

01:07:09.580 we win the like the right wins or whatever the the offensive comedy people win and then we

01:07:15.900 we go on to live like a long life and like tower gang is super successful and it's like our culture

01:07:21.740 is so eminent in in america that like to to light that big torch for the the olympics like things like

01:07:28.700 cold cold walking out someone's holding his arms he's just shaking to light the torch

01:07:39.580 yeah chronic traumatic encephalopathy oh no no i know 100 no no i i i understand

01:07:47.900 like i have what's the one thing the one reason that i think you might not have it is because you're

01:07:51.740 like your emotional stability is better than anyone i've ever met but like that also makes me think 0.75

01:07:56.780 that you have brain damage too because like my wife thinks i do yeah like the sad part of your brain 0.96

01:08:01.340 nothing ever fucking bothers you and i'm just like it goes both ways i think you're right dude 0.99

01:08:06.700 you got hit in the right part of your head man i became less womanly 0.98

01:08:12.220 dude i gotta i sort i got into sort of some like bell curve talk with my wife today i thought it was

01:08:17.420 kind of funny but particularly in relation to like men and women and i was pointing out like

01:08:20.700 men are way more frequent to be geniuses but women are way more frequent to be polymass you know being

01:08:25.740 smart in multiple fields because that's tends to be how your brains work and it's like to put it simply for

01:08:30.060 you i told her i was like essentially you guys are jack of all trades and we're the retards who play 0.73

01:08:34.220 piano really good like that's basically i love that you need to put it simply for you i i get i get very

01:08:41.740 horny okay is horny is horny and emotion that's actually a good question he has he's happy or an

01:08:48.620 action no that's yeah it's it's a biological impulse i get horny and happy okay that's about that's about 0.99

01:08:57.100 the two emotions i have oh guys i i wish i lived your life dude i wish i had the brain damage you 0.83

01:09:02.780 do because like i don't i have so many more emotions than you and like none of them are yeah yeah

01:09:07.580 again it's better it's like i keep all the good ones yeah it's like guys you're like you're like i

01:09:12.620 don't need this sad emotion i don't need this angry emotion i have happy and horny oh it's basically

01:09:17.180 like a dog like if a dog took over a person's body like no he's just like happy and then he's

01:09:22.300 getting sex like oh i'm really happy now the the answer to that uh mailbag question which uh 0.93

01:09:28.700 disability would you want i want whatever call has i want yeah coal disability yeah coal's like a 0.99

01:09:33.500 golden retriever that doesn't know how to take a charge properly

01:09:38.460 i'm telling you i literally i i woke up throwing up went to the hospital like concussion everything dude

01:09:44.940 it was bad like i it happened twice he's like the spider-man of ct like like everyone else that gets

01:09:51.580 bit by a spider it's either itchy or maybe poisonous but he got like bit by like the perfect

01:09:55.980 spiders like here's comedy here's good good winning good attitude he's just like and ended up on the

01:10:01.660 right side of me friends with everybody yeah yeah yeah i'm happy for you dude yeah good for you man

01:10:09.420 just don't get hit in the head again because like what if like all that gets undone i'm become an 0.99

01:10:13.180 asshole yeah it could flip in a minute dude maybe i shouldn't fight dave smith he'll punch me one 0.99

01:10:19.580 time and i'll just be like i'll go and beat my wife i for real want to get to a point where we're 0.98

01:10:25.740 fighting at like at or whether it's at like skank fest or some of our own events like i always think

01:10:31.420 it's so cool when you see like like different content creators and they're fighting for whatever

01:10:35.020 fucking reason like that seems cool i told you if i ever won the lottery me and toad were fighting 0.69

01:10:39.100 today why we're doing it today yeah the first thing i would ever do i told you if i won a lot of 0.98

01:10:43.180 the first thing i'd do was get start getting uh lessons on how to fight if we had if we had headgear i'd 0.85

01:10:47.820 probably do it dude i don't i just don't i don't want to get like fucking thanks i'm calling you 1.00

01:10:53.100 out let's go thanks dude dude jose would fuck up a lot of people you would you fuck up a lot of 0.94

01:11:00.860 most of the people at like 90 of the people i mean i'm not like i don't at all think i'm top tier but 0.85

01:11:05.500 i do think when i'm going through life probably you know 19 out of 20 people i'm like i could beat 0.98

01:11:09.980 the shit out of you but there's definitely like respect you could probably kick my ass that's crazy i 0.98

01:11:14.700 look at them and i wonder i wonder if they buy a shirt like that's where i'm in my life 1.00

01:11:20.460 i wonder if the uh this kink fest like whatever what's the fighting thing what they call it i

01:11:26.780 can't remember the elismania elismania i think you would fuck up most of the guys that entered that 0.83

01:11:31.500 i mean maybe because it's just boxing you might have a little bit harder time honestly i would like

01:11:36.780 to see jose versus lewis would be pretty cool yeah i think lewis could take me box it well

01:11:41.900 fuck he'd probably take me in both but it'd be a good fight this is a big boy i think he beat me 0.84

01:11:45.420 i think oh i don't know like louis's stand-up game is weak i hope he sees this too because i'm telling 0.99

01:11:51.260 him the truth i don't like i have amazing stand-up games we should play that video i said i said that

01:11:55.980 this is what clint thinks he is whenever with his punches i don't like you watch that i'm doing i look 0.77

01:12:00.780 i know you i know you think i'm fucking around every time i've laid hands on somebody they are 0.99

01:12:06.060 flatlined honestly i think we should little dicky if you can get that video it's so fucking great it's on 0.97

01:12:11.660 instagram so i don't know if you can actually get it here's what we gotta do like we're gonna hang 0.64

01:12:15.100 out children flatline every single time we're hanging out on thursday we gotta we're hanging

01:12:21.580 out on saturday we gotta find one of those uh punching machines yeah i gotta see i gotta see a

01:12:25.580 number yeah i put a number to this and i have i have unbelievable pinpoint accuracy i think it's

01:12:31.980 because i have tiny little fists so whenever i hit i always hit him right on the button every time i

01:12:36.860 punch someone in the face it has been a complete ko i'm not pounds per square inch to the left 0.94

01:12:41.900 surface exactly yeah exactly i feel like with my tiny hands i'd be like fucking knocking they're like 0.98

01:12:47.260 pistons yeah there's this yeah when uh when clinton lewis's stand-up game is weak i thought he was

01:12:53.020 referring to his entire career oh no he would take that more personally than me saying oh yes yes oh my

01:13:01.340 god yes watch this this is so great this is this is the dude goes down immediately sleepy time i did

01:13:08.300 that too i did that to fat carl volume do volume because the end of this is so great if you can do

01:13:12.060 volume yes knock it off this guy oh this guy got out too he's cold he cold himself

01:13:19.020 and his head landed on the pavement by the way so that might be dead 1.00

01:13:24.620 no he's he's alive he's alive oh i just killed you bitch 1.00

01:13:29.260 the other dude's still asleep though the other dude's still asleep 1.00

01:13:33.020 the white woman afterwards screaming into her boyfriend 0.98

01:13:43.180 brandon wake up like shaking his head because that's that one that just

01:13:47.820 run at him and completely miss and then hit his head on the concrete yes he got 0.99

01:13:52.700 i imagine how awful it is to like regain consciousness to your woman fucking screaming in 0.99

01:13:56.700 your ear oh god look up a nightmare but this is the crazy part most people that do want to fight 0.99

01:14:02.220 don't realize that like this shit happens all the time that like people get knocked out by accident 1.00

01:14:06.700 sometimes just fucking around friends it's not fun he lands the fucking right on him he he caos him 0.99

01:14:12.140 and then his head hits the concrete on the way down so he got double ko'd i think that's where you can 0.99

01:14:17.740 actually like legit like the people i told you guys the story about fat carl right in the garage 0.99

01:14:21.980 where he should himself yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i thought i killed that motherfucker he slept 0.99

01:14:26.620 all night he like wow it's crazy that he's alive it's fucking it's a miracle he's i think it happens 1.00

01:14:33.180 more often than we think that somebody gets punched their head hits the side of a concrete curb and they're 0.98

01:14:37.740 out for like ever or just like or because they're they're very much brain wells and then it's just game 0.99

01:14:43.580 over because i mean it's like and we just put a blanket on this motherfucker and said see you in the 0.99

01:14:47.980 morning and he and he was alive it's it's fucking great that's what they did for me every basketball 0.99

01:14:52.700 game 0.95

01:14:56.060 see you in the morning young blood

01:14:59.100 another another solid charge take

01:15:05.500 they keep him in a casket and just wheel him out for game

01:15:09.980 my coach is also my math teacher too he's like by the way homework's still 0.94

01:15:13.180 fucking dude you're like i can't even remember my name you think i'm gonna remember this quadratic 0.99

01:15:18.060 equation motherfucker dude oh no that's a great idea for your bit because you get ko'd every game 1.00

01:15:24.220 so every game they wheel you out in a uh casket and then you can you rise like the undertaker 0.99

01:15:31.020 little dicky please pull up that that thread from the chat yes jesus before before we forget

01:15:35.900 because now you guys got me on the uh the egyptian thread oh yeah we're gonna do the egyptian

01:15:41.500 thing yeah for brian especially i didn't i didn't find the translator black dude very funny at all 0.99

01:15:45.580 so let's just do mummy all right translator black i mean like the like regular black dude from yeah 0.54

01:15:51.580 yeah like the premise is funny and it's like a quick little chuckle but so far as like watching

01:15:56.220 the videos yeah all right top says this is funny let's see what it says i can a result of takabuti

01:16:03.100 the famous 2600 year old ancient egyptian mummy on display at the ulster museum show that her dna

01:16:10.300 is more genetically similar to europeans rather than modern egyptian populations dna results

01:16:14.780 published in nature communication mummy by the way let's do it scroll down

01:16:23.900 like thanks i don't know what do you think she she's like a dead seven 1.00

01:16:30.620 scientists have trending by the way scientists have captured sweeping genomic information from

01:16:35.740 egyptian mummies revealing that north africans have different genetic roots from people south

01:16:41.100 of the sahara desert mummy dna reveals ancient egyptian ancestry yeah queen i don't know if i don't

01:16:49.340 know if i need to read that she's got she's got like red hair that chick that chick well this is 1.00

01:16:54.940 ireland so they must be he's got blonde hair yeah all right so it's a chick and it's white so right so what

01:17:02.220 what is it what is interesting about this top it's we are we the best baby yeah 0.98

01:17:08.540 look at that fucking nose that is a jewish nose i've ever seen this this is basically like 1.00

01:17:12.620 these people that are saying we was king shit there it is there it is yeah there it is yeah so this is 1.00

01:17:18.300 like uh jacob but for but for the arabs essentially so so long long ago there there was an arab version of 0.99

01:17:26.220 jacob who bred away oh what the fuck are you talking about this i know what he's saying he's saying 0.96

01:17:31.420 jacob is really the story of the other way around he's taking it to a really yeah mega racist place 0.99

01:17:36.460 i just think it's

01:17:37.100 that's what i'm saying big brain he's taking it to a mega

01:17:40.940 brain and there's a nugget of money in there pull it up pull it up one more time just the picture 0.94

01:17:49.180 tapestry he may fuck up but the first mummy look look this mummy has blonde hair so they're they're 0.98

01:17:55.100 inferencing that that all of the like the pharaohs of ancient egypt were white yeah with blonde hair

01:18:02.380 and it's just so funny to me because like fair i also don't know what happens to hair when you leave

01:18:07.580 it for 6 000 years or whatever the fuck like whatever in bombing fluid they drop it yeah yeah

01:18:13.820 well they're saying the dna i just i'm just thinking about like i'm telling you this is a narrative i have 0.99

01:18:18.940 and i want to go with it so dude this motherfucker looks like the the new the new owner of the raiders 0.98

01:18:25.020 have you ever seen his haircut he's doing he's doing blackface it's like it's like a triple 0.99

01:18:30.060 joe i don't know how you guys don't see this like black people think that they were kings but then 1.00

01:18:34.140 they actually weren't and now the people who were kings the white people are doing black 0.97

01:18:38.060 face with blonde hair there we go dude this looks just like him dude mark davis looks like

01:18:44.540 looks like one picture is worth a thousand haircuts man dude he looks like they took uh john gruden and

01:18:49.580 embalmed him dude that's a dude like if he stays out in the sun too long i uh yeah i like it i like 0.99

01:18:59.580 this thesis dude all right yeah white people have ran shit forever i i think we already kind of knew that 0.99

01:19:03.580 yeah get out of here with that yeah black people never ran shit that's just i'm sorry 1.00

01:19:09.660 dna proves it okay tot is a white guy though do we really want to claim him why not because he was 0.99

01:19:15.820 like a 13 year old retard i do find it funny that like the narrative is always like oh we used to run 0.94

01:19:22.940 shit at one point and then you guys run it and then that world but like hey we're going to get it back 0.98

01:19:27.180 in the future no bitch we've run this the whole time and it's crazy it's been 1.00

01:19:34.700 yeah our blonde hair blue i've been running shit forever forever we've been number one forever you 0.98

01:19:41.500 can't take it y'all y'all y'all think y'all think you're gonna get reparations there ain't no reparations 0.80

01:19:45.820 when there was nothing taken from you it was always ours they was kings yeah you think you think the 1.00

01:19:54.220 jews i had to flee egypt they took over that bitch whoa oh shit oh shit new top thread dropping 1.00

01:20:02.860 oh god conspiracy theory oh shit how did that how did that bizarre meandering conspiracy theory 1.00

01:20:11.420 thread get so viral like what what big account yeah yeah what did it get to people got so there's 0.95

01:20:18.860 that there's like 600 000 views on it or something like that it's crazy and i don't know i think uh

01:20:23.980 so it went and i had like 200 likes on it or 150 likes and then it went again a couple days later

01:20:30.220 how many views are on this yeah like 550 that's got a really awful ratio yeah it's an awful really got 0.98

01:20:35.500 caught on yeah fucking circles are like look at this fucking bag despite all the scientific 0.97

01:20:41.580 evidence to the contrary the quote the quote tweets on this are vicious yeah it's so funny really yeah 1.00

01:20:47.100 oh this is a nice one oh this is a nice one oh this is a nice one oh this is a nice one yeah

01:20:50.220 half of them were me

01:20:51.260 i never guess what direction this thread goes

01:20:55.020 all right well that certainly was a journey

01:20:58.700 so this one's good anyway there was an angel race of giants of two rows of teeth

01:21:03.180 these people these people are all communists too like the ones that are doing this all right 0.77

01:21:19.340 start a thread it's weird that ai fucks up hands end of thread so anyway there was an ancient race of

01:21:25.020 giants with two rows of teeth and six fingers on each end and it's a digital ouija board 0.80

01:21:29.900 and it's a pathway for demons to invade our world and literally come inside our women 1.00

01:21:36.380 that's what i was trying to say

01:21:44.300 i need one of these from you every week 0.84

01:21:49.180 i'm serious dude that's so fucking cool that's the craziest part like it's not and just like 0.86

01:21:53.980 swap out words people the the thing that like the people are like yeah oh yeah this 0.99

01:21:59.340 this this fucking tranny this fucking destroyed brain is talking about people 1.00

01:22:03.580 that have carbon dioxide to take over the home yeah i'm like no that's not that's cold that's not 1.00

01:22:07.100 me i'm making sense over here and these oh my god little dicky 1.00

01:22:17.500 do it right now do it no you fucking do it 0.97

01:22:19.820 all right this is great content guys it literally won't let me send it wow good thank you elon this 0.98

01:22:35.500 bit was getting old save it all right yeah elon knew man yeah the quote tweets on this are kind of

01:22:42.060 vicious and hilarious like i was going and scrolling through them like that's hilarious blocked

01:22:48.380 just to be clear about this this whole thing started because of an ai image of a hand with six

01:22:54.540 fingers right no no multiple no no ai can't do hands it's like it always looks it up

01:23:00.940 if you remember the whole like um ai is making like um instagram influencers like women like they 1.00

01:23:08.220 would have all like these blonde women in bikini and stuff they would never show their hands ever 1.00

01:23:12.460 like you look at all of them they would always have their hands behind something wait how many 0.98

01:23:16.300 how many women uh have i jerked off to who are fake that's gonna become a thing yeah it's crazy 1.00

01:23:22.780 because i feel like it already has been i feel like we are we are in constant communication with 0.99

01:23:27.980 a robot like one of the people that always comments on our shit or likes our stuff 0.95

01:23:31.980 it's probably a robot and we'll like we'll find out years later that's how we're we're living a 0.98

01:23:36.140 strange ass time but that we're talking to you yeah josie josie doesn't exist we'll see i hate it 0.94

01:23:41.820 so much i hate only in my dreams i gotta say real quick what what i love about that thread is that 0.91

01:23:49.660 it starts off in a you know like as they as they said it starts off in a relatively benign

01:23:54.380 direction and then it just goes it goes like yeah i was like what's the deal with hands 0.86

01:23:58.940 yeah he will fucking kill you without but at the end i'm like i'm like like three quarters of the 0.95

01:24:07.980 way through you start to go like all right no this is like there's demons in the ai and i was like 0.99

01:24:11.900 all right i'm with you i'm with you and then it and then it goes and they're trying to come in the

01:24:16.300 women and i was like yes that's right i don't know he's like i come in woman so why would demons do 0.98

01:24:24.140 that too that this doesn't make sense it just it's just like it's just such a fantastic it's

01:24:28.940 such a fun read i i really want you to do more of those please i thought that i when i constructed

01:24:33.580 it i was like i had to switch some tweets around to make it more like okay i'm just going to hit

01:24:37.820 you a little bit here and now we're getting crazy dude it builds like an m night shamalan

01:24:43.260 with a choice that actually matters like it's awesome you know what hands no one else has hands

01:24:47.900 the nephilim all right let me do 0.99

01:24:49.500 they have two rows of teeth and they're trying to come in your bitches did you know we caught one 1.00

01:24:54.700 in kandahar not too long ago hey who was the bad guy and that's the meme me talking to a girl in a 0.98

01:25:01.740 club just with all this like yeah yeah that's a great that's a meme yo yeah actually i mean i'm 0.96

01:25:07.820 totally doing that i'm just like copying whatever the fuck that guy said that communist yeah yeah that 0.55

01:25:12.860 was the best one yeah oh that's yeah funny dude i i honestly though in all in all honesty though the 0.98

01:25:18.460 thread was a lot of fun but i 100 believe this shit like to my heart i yeah i know okay now i'm 0.81

01:25:23.180 just i'm gonna know who i believe you believe everything you say hey top top who was the enemy 0.99

01:25:29.420 and princess bride six-fingered man yeah yeah yeah man was the enemy that's right i mean the reason 0.93

01:25:38.220 the reason hollywood's fucking telling you the reason the reason i have to tell you the reason i love 0.98

01:25:43.260 the thesis the reason i love the thesis so much is because it doesn't make any sense that ai that 0.94

01:25:50.540 no no no that ai can't get five fingers like it should just be like a simple input yeah it makes

01:25:56.540 no sound fingers at five that's it that's all you know what's great i'm a developer and i still think

01:26:02.060 it makes no sense i wrote in i wrote in a lobster fighting a toad in like this style like yeah and it 0.96

01:26:08.140 was like here you go like yeah but you can't do fucking fingers yeah no man there's something 0.97

01:26:13.020 strange about that by the way what's harder hands like fingers or faces i've heard for i've heard from 0.98

01:26:17.900 some that hands are way harder hands are harder because there's a lot of like your face can only

01:26:22.620 do a couple expressions your hands can be like any and and the way it folds if you're fatter

01:26:28.380 i feel like that is a perfectly i i do think it is weird like they should be able to do hands better

01:26:33.180 than they do like but it i feel like that would make sense that that might be the limitation i feel

01:26:38.300 don't think you put like way too many teeth also i feel like though here's so anytime we talk about

01:26:43.580 like like anything that borders conspiracy jose's like you know i don't really know about that or 0.51

01:26:48.700 like i want you to come on i like i like following along literally fucking yeah but i will 0.97

01:26:57.180 fucking bring the facts for that shit yeah but also but also i i don't know i wouldn't be surprised 0.99

01:27:02.620 there was cum on his face and that cum was linked to a certain fbi informant 1.00

01:27:08.620 i like i like conspiracy theories that are unfounded yeah i like that i like it better 0.95

01:27:14.460 actually yeah i like both i loved it it wasn't the big one that was the same triply right i find

01:27:20.860 him broiling myself i find him broiling myself in the kind of stuff i find him broiling myself the

01:27:28.940 type of stuff you like top and like sam triply and stuff like if anything i actually find that

01:27:33.260 helps me to think about like like real true conspiracy like like whatever you want to call

01:27:37.900 that stuff like okay because i'm able to like insulting real true it is consulting i'm like

01:27:42.940 listening i'm like let me see how they weave their threads of like how they understand and i'll be like

01:27:48.300 okay well maybe i don't jump on at that point but you know what then they made another interesting

01:27:51.980 connection here and i kind of apply that same logic but with like all right but can i actually

01:27:56.540 back that up you're six months and five psyops away from being where i am you're on the path it's

01:28:03.180 over it's over for you once you understand the okc story i'm already there but at a spot to where

01:28:08.460 it's like i don't know i'm still not jumping it's so easy um it's like you're like every libertarian

01:28:13.900 is six months from being an anarchist every anarchist is like six months from being like uh 0.99

01:28:18.540 fucking white nationalists and every white nationalists six months from being top lobster 1.00

01:28:22.300 fucking conspiracy yeah that that's the pipeline that's the fucking and top has already traversed 1.00

01:28:26.860 the white supremacist uh like quadrant of this there you go yeah that's the one dude the um 1.00

01:28:33.260 the the hollywood shit is definitely real incredible uh also think about the six million dollar man 0.97

01:28:38.300 what's going on with that hmm what about it six million jokes i mean i guess though i mean yeah 0.98

01:28:45.260 six no man six million dollar man but the idea of anyway the idea of ai being like a demon or like

01:28:52.300 a ghost in a jar kind of thing that's an idea from vin armani so i kind of like he's been saying that

01:28:57.660 and i i've been every time he says that yeah from his name is first time he said that i was like

01:29:04.860 this guy's weird the second time i was like maybe and now now i'm like no he's i feel like that's how top

01:29:10.860 functions in life all the time like first time he hears anything kind of dismisses it second time 0.99

01:29:15.740 he's like i'm listening and third he believes whatever the fuck you say so if you just wait 0.99

01:29:20.940 anything to him three times he's like i'm fucking now they know my secret when is top gonna take 0.99

01:29:27.420 that trajectory with me though okay so what side are you on on the roko's back 1.00

01:29:33.020 top you won't have gay sex top you won't have gay sex top you won't have gay sex ah 1.00

01:29:37.660 fuck now i gotta do it uh roko's basilisk what side are you on oh i don't even know what that is 1.00

01:29:45.020 oh you don't know oh that's great but i forget it so this is this is basilisk yeah so this is some 0.99

01:29:49.740 anime bullshit no so this this was his guy on roke uh his name was uh we need to stand right now 0.62

01:29:56.780 yeah but he he was on like 4chan or something and he put he like put forward this um uh it's 0.90

01:30:04.700 basically a thought experiment that's what it is and so he basically is faster than you're going to be

01:30:09.140 able to explain whatever damage basically basically a super intelligence if it does if there's super

01:30:13.600 intelligent ai in the future which can at that point it literally knows everything so and it can

01:30:18.780 even go back in time and change things would you it would it go after people that were against it

01:30:24.540 and so would you be against it or would you be helping ai and therefore helping out for it to

01:30:30.380 come to fruition so like would you be the person that would be going against the ai and trying to

01:30:35.800 stop it in which case if it comes to like if it actually happens it would come back in time and 0.99

01:30:41.120 fucking kill you and your family or would you be like i'm gonna help it in the thought that 1.00

01:30:44.840 hopefully it would be merciful to me are you some time paradox bullshit is that all you're saying 1.00

01:30:50.220 it's not necessarily it's it's a thing of like okay would you help ai in the thought that it would

01:30:55.620 uh yeah but it's it's it's it's a pretty cool thing to think about like how would you would you

01:31:00.600 be on the side of helping ai or trying to stop it in the sense that if you try to stop it it would

01:31:05.560 see you as a threat it would see you do a bit of of cole explains concepts i tried to i tried to 0.95

01:31:13.000 explain to elizabeth last week so my dick gets hard i started with candy bars man i was like 0.97

01:31:20.560 listen if i gave you one candy bar how much value is that you like i don't think you understand how 0.98

01:31:25.140 much i had to pick through your words yeah that's diminishing returns i like how elizabeth

01:31:30.460 playing inflation elizabeth has been to like the lp national convention or whatever and she's like i 0.98

01:31:35.920 don't know what inflation is just don't give a fuck why do we even need money listen because i'll 0.94

01:31:41.940 tell you why this happened because so she finally got uh caught because uh with our license plate 0.96

01:31:46.900 not getting renewed for three years uh four years it was 2019 the last time it got renewed and so she

01:31:52.180 got pulled over finally and the cop gave her the ticket so she had to go get it uh get the rights

01:31:55.860 it was like 350 to get like it uh the new tag and then she just say you're on your way to do it

01:32:01.920 just go to court in may and get you save money so that was the thing and i said listen it's actually

01:32:07.720 better that we pay it now because of inflation the money was worth more three two one two three years

01:32:13.480 ago it was worth more to us and she was like what do you mean it was worth more there was no fines

01:32:18.140 included the fine is going it's in may in may she has to go to court and the my the fine was like 0.96

01:32:25.360 25 yeah but how much how much did the registry how much would the registration of cost three the back

01:32:31.200 taxes on registration was 350 okay so that's that is the amount that you would have added that's so

01:32:36.980 low my god that's low because i just renewed mine and it was like 40 bucks or something so i don't

01:32:42.380 know what's going on here it was that was the back taxes on it so but and so i was like no listen the

01:32:47.080 the money was worth more to us then it was worth more like by a significant margin it was worth more

01:32:53.820 and she was like but it's maybe prime pays

01:32:57.100 in the same way all we had to do was clear two years and we make recoup our our money

01:33:05.680 right you're technically right i think so he tries to explain she doesn't understand so he starts to

01:33:12.740 tell her about chocolate bars i was like listen if i gave you one chocolate bar how much is that

01:33:18.580 worth to you what if i give you mid explanations he just runs into him and he flops i was actually

01:33:27.460 driving the car i wish i wish there was video of you taking charges in elementary school that 0.96

01:33:32.500 shit would be fucking yeah i actually i actually do have videos of also every uh basketball game 0.99

01:33:37.400 oh dog dog you need one of your one of your classic charge takes yeah 1.00

01:33:42.920 i need to show it to my kids to teach them how to not take a big ass head and like fucking 0.99

01:33:49.520 concrete because we didn't we were we were too poor to pay a play on the hardwood floor 0.99

01:33:53.780 i want the full experience like you little you hitting the ground that kind of like like i'm not gonna

01:34:00.280 cry 0.99

01:34:00.840 cole doesn't have emotions man he doesn't cool cool are you serious that you fucking it was not on 0.99

01:34:09.400 hardwood you were doing this on concrete we uh my like your high school basketball team high school 0.98

01:34:13.960 basketball court played on painted concrete this episode this episode is like what's the it should

01:34:19.620 be named what's the most redneck thing and it's like everything cole has said is just i've 0.81

01:34:25.800 i think i might have one maybe and he's got like 50 all right i gotta tell you guys something and we 0.88

01:34:32.240 probably gotta get out of here but fuck it i just remembered am i not my daughter's like a couple 0.97

01:34:37.060 soccer games back i don't know how i haven't told you this my daughter got knocked out by getting hit 0.99

01:34:41.160 by the soccer ball so fucking hard because one of the kids on the team like just held more concussions 0.95

01:34:45.760 in uh in soccer by the way than football and it hit her like right in her solar play like right in the 0.97

01:34:51.120 middle and it like she kind of for a second was like like it was like she hyperventilated for a

01:34:57.900 second because she like like i couldn't breathe and then she passed out and she got up and like 1.00

01:35:03.280 got up it was just kind of like oh it's fine went right back to practice i was just like 0.98

01:35:06.900 my kids are fucking it's funny because like all the other parents are like oh my god and like i saw 0.98

01:35:12.140 it happen as it was happening i'm like oh she's fine she's not yeah that's somebody walking to 1.00

01:35:17.220 check on her you didn't think she was dead i mean like like kids get hit in the chest all the time

01:35:22.200 i've had that happen before it's called kamashio codis jose you're paying attention

01:35:27.980 that's right i'm telling you every every every quarter almost every quarter played on was

01:35:32.680 either uh concrete tile or uh tile i swear to god i played on multiple of course that tile it

01:35:39.980 was tile floors like bathroom tile like like it was all flat but it was it was tile it was like

01:35:46.120 there was no like ridges to it but it was definitely tile you were trying to rack up crack tiles and 0.97

01:35:51.060 your grandma's sitting over here with motherfucking pony money and you're and you're playing ball on 1.00

01:35:56.000 tile i i played i played i played a game in a barn in a legitimate barn it did have hardwood but it 0.99

01:36:02.180 had basketball on grass so much dead spot they also had a kid the only real basketball court in

01:36:07.840 alabama exists in a barn did i hear that correctly 1.00

01:36:11.160 the same one in the barn with the with the with the multiple dead spots at halftime they got to cut

01:36:22.120 the grass they had a guy with like um i don't know how to explain it he had um like withered legs

01:36:32.000 like he only my upper body like he could walk he could walk but it was like it was like his legs

01:36:38.280 didn't work and so he would shoot threes without jumping he would hook shot him in and he would walk 0.98

01:36:44.520 every fucking time alabama is not even a real place 0.96

01:36:47.760 i actually went to a summer camp where we played basketball in a barn and uh and my dad was my dad 0.97

01:36:57.080 was the coach at the time it was haunted he was yelling at the ref because he was like that's a

01:37:01.380 walk he he just and he was like just because he's crippled doesn't mean you can't call a walk

01:37:06.360 like every time his dad's in the stands just badgering kids he would make it too he was good

01:37:14.960 like he but he was he was and he was like jacked upper body no legs at all it was how did he go up 0.98

01:37:20.820 and down the court just kind of like oh yeah he was just fucking like john fetterman yeah 0.98

01:37:24.840 oh god there was oh by the way this is what uh my uh my wife's uh the the place she went to high 0.99

01:37:40.120 school at i think it was theirs uh they actually got the pacers hardwood floor it was the pacers floor

01:37:46.560 what actually happened is the truck but no the truck broke down on the way up from bringing it

01:37:51.940 from florida to indiana and it broke down and so we're just like hey you want the hardwood and

01:37:57.520 they were like sure and so they took the hardwood floor from the pacers and put it down as their own 1.00

01:38:02.220 was the wood gonna expire or something why would they just i don't i guess they i think it had like

01:38:07.800 it broke down i think it had like a little water damage to it and so they're just like listen the

01:38:13.000 patients aren't gonna want it and like we're here so like do you want it and they're like yeah sure

01:38:17.420 and they put it down so it was like that was like the best court we played on so they played so

01:38:20.720 it had the pacers logo too no no they put their own logo but it was like it was for the pacers like 1.00

01:38:26.340 it was their hardwood floor all right guys you ready to get the fuck how did you how did your head 0.99

01:38:31.800 feel bouncing off of that i'm pretty sure i did i'm pretty sure i did take like a charge in that 0.99

01:38:36.020 multiple charges in the game as well also my um my coach almost my coach almost got in a fight in

01:38:40.720 that game too that was a crazy one i have an important question before we get out of here

01:38:43.840 cold did you was your did your coach advise you just to stay in the paint and take charges like

01:38:49.320 like how are you taking so many charges that's a scam like like they probably paid for that wood

01:38:55.120 but they're like did you know that this was a paces wood paces wood i'll pay twice you know 0.94

01:39:00.180 that's the same that's the same bullshit scam that they ran by my college there would always be 0.95

01:39:04.040 these dudes like they were usually armenian because you know racism uh but they would drive 0.97

01:39:07.900 around in vans and they would say yo i got these uh surplus like radio systems or stereo systems

01:39:15.160 uh i'm selling them super discount i can't i can't return it and i bought one of them it was

01:39:19.620 fucking really good serious one yeah exactly but it's like it's like a well-known scam though you 0.66

01:39:25.720 you pretend like it's like stolen goods so you sell it to someone but in fact it's just bootleg so 0.95

01:39:30.040 it's like not actually worth anything so uh i i was just i was very quick and fast and so i was just

01:39:36.660 very good on defense but i just didn't know how to take charge so i would always get in front of

01:39:39.700 my player my like the offense player and he would you i mean this is like did you try and sell it or

01:39:45.180 did you just like yes oh yeah because if i ever did you try to sell it yeah he threw his head into 0.98

01:39:49.680 the fucking head's heavy if i ever got elbow i would fucking sell it and if i ever like really got 0.99

01:39:58.020 elbow i would hit the floor and you know the real way to sell it is to let that noggin bounce 1.00

01:40:02.940 i wouldn't do this to myself i wouldn't damage my own brain 0.97

01:40:10.080 like the the the solution to every one of your problems depression everything maybe you need to 0.73

01:40:17.900 take a couple charges pound your head in the wall yeah that's the rebrand yeah no yeah like 1.00

01:40:23.260 rebrand maybe every other day dude you're a street baller now that's your fucking thing 0.99

01:40:28.880 you gotta wear like big n1 shorts if you can still find them big t-shirt where you can call 0.98

01:40:33.300 you the professor hit it around your shirt 0.98

01:40:35.520 but you also have to have brain damage did we ever go to the uh fucking like 0.99

01:40:42.320 like street courts and actually play with the black people yeah i had before yeah my dad i remember 0.98

01:40:47.620 watching uh pistol pete like the movie or whatever the one thing about him and he my dad was like

01:40:52.320 listen you need to go to you need to go to the street courts and play the black people because 1.00

01:40:57.760 that's how you get better at basketball my dad told me that i would definitely do that

01:41:02.400 playing soccer in tennessee i had to do that with mexicans yeah you don't always have random packs of

01:41:09.120 mexicans playing somewhere and i'd be like hello the mexican yeah mexican apartments in my hometown 0.98

01:41:16.000 the mexican apartments in my hometown built their own fucking goal outside of their 0.99

01:41:22.060 apartments because like the goal because they don't fuck around and go to mexico city every 0.99

01:41:26.560 day playing soccer yeah and that's like the best practice because they're all like they're honestly 0.98

01:41:31.180 for some reason mexicans are awful like playing position wise but so far as like ball handling like 1.00

01:41:36.500 passing like that type of stuff phenomenal so they're great for like to practice with uh and also

01:41:42.100 you can like murk them just with like good positional skills like just common sense stuff but

01:41:47.100 learn a lot about soccer practicing yeah this is just bringing up the like stories about playing 1.00

01:41:51.820 basketball and the little stupid fucking shit i said while playing basketball at street courts but 0.99

01:41:57.080 i gotta tell one quick story about my brother i gotta tell one quick story about my brother before we 1.00

01:42:01.580 get out of here colin shout out to you buddy uh he he was eight years younger than me and i and i uh i

01:42:07.500 taught him how to play because i played basketball in high school too and and so by the time i hadn't seen

01:42:12.120 him for a while because i had like gone away to school and my little brother's in middle school at

01:42:15.220 the time and i come back and i haven't seen him play in a few years and he is so excited that i'm there

01:42:21.620 and i had no i i didn't know that he was showing off because i was there but he was like he was gonna

01:42:25.600 floss for his big brother you know and and i'm sitting there next to my dad and colin uh we were both 0.97

01:42:31.860 big kobe bryant fans so colin is just jacking three like nba threes and he's fucking swishing them 0.95

01:42:37.900 and he's doing little dances down the court like the whole fucking way like this and i'm like i i 0.96

01:42:42.780 look at my dad i'm like does he do does is this his is this is this what he does now and my dad's 0.88

01:42:48.840 just like no he's just trying to show up he did it all for me dude it was so cute but the entire game 0.85

01:42:56.180 he is just fucking flossing on people it was the coolest shit i've ever seen awesome nice anyway 0.82

01:43:02.480 that's a good place to leave it uh guys i told could you please take us out with this please yeah 0.99

01:43:07.360 one more time for the people who miss it at the end we got to catch it in the beginning

01:43:10.480 thank you very much toad yeah i did do it at the beginning but yeah all right guys let's say all

01:43:15.720 the mean shit we want to see oh yeah dude oddy man oh dude yo toad you can't even extend your arm 0.90

01:43:23.080 those are what 40s that's not bad that's 30s those are you have to you have to the most 1.00

01:43:33.780 all the way all the way all the way yeah go lower the way you go all the way all the way 0.98

01:43:40.140 you can't curl it all the way you ain't curling shit it needs a trainer i'm telling you get get go 0.92

01:43:47.540 down the way and uh full extension you'll get there we go there we go there merch merch engine dot com 0.90

01:43:53.600 where are you gonna be all the way i will be in uh tampa this weekend for students for liberty and uh

01:44:00.900 top and jose and josey will all be there so you guys will be there and then the following weekend

01:44:06.860 i will be in tennessee debating destiny and nashville go to take human action tour.com to pick up

01:44:11.000 tickets and the following weekend i will be in austin texas for the take human action tour

01:44:15.160 if you guys are in texas or tennessee you best come see me hoe 1.00

01:44:19.520 oh yeah jose yeah uh i have a no way jose show i will be like you said i'll be meeting up with him 0.98

01:44:26.560 motherfucker look like elon if someone said 1.00

01:44:28.980 uh yeah that's that's keith uh look at your head bro oh uh anyways uh fucking 1.00

01:44:36.480 yeah i have no way jose show uh the only thing plug watch out april 19th it's it's if you're 0.86

01:44:44.980 interested in the okc stuff it's the big one i'm not gonna announce what it's it's a surprise you'll

01:44:50.100 find out the day of but april 19th is the the anniversary of those on the sea bomb but go on

01:44:55.020 it's like i'll follow me at tower game on twitter dickie wants to display his video i can't remember

01:44:59.240 i think it was pretty funny uh it was just a montage of us it could be an outro it's pretty funny

01:45:05.260 yeah you played an outro uh i'm talking to cole on twitter uh fat dave i haven't tweeted very much 0.78

01:45:10.300 at all i've been very busy at work but uh not not busy enough to fucking drop 15 different 0.97

01:45:16.020 instagram things for me to look at every day that's true i do on instagram i wish i wish there 0.85

01:45:21.040 was something i could do to drop because those are fucking hilarious every one of them are 0.55

01:45:25.320 dime pieces no i appreciate i think i'm the only one that appreciates it but i do 0.96

01:45:29.320 tower game toad fucking follow me on twitter obviously get me back over 7 000 0.93

01:45:34.760 uh tower game pod patreon.com slash tower game pod tower game pod on youtube rumble odyssey 0.97

01:45:42.520 whatever i think on odyssey we're actually still tower power or whatever little dickie's tower

01:45:47.020 little dickie pull up big dickie's uh tweet from the group chat and take us out with that thank you

01:45:52.580 we love you we'll see you next wednesday or saturday maybe if you come saturday or 0.93

01:45:57.020 something like that you so happy to be in florida yeah you bitches we're real happy 1.00

01:46:02.040 i had my penis out pre-show oh did you i had mine on last i don't know if you saw that during the 1.00

01:46:08.540 whoever was playing during the intro little dickie and toad and jose are the ones i could see it 1.00

01:46:12.480 what was going on no i was i was lifting weights oh i missed it i never looked at it i had my penis 0.98

01:46:16.720 out god damn it it's still going weird we're gonna play an outro video we're banned 0.99

01:46:22.780 left there it is all right see i take dig me off 0.98

01:46:26.240 you render it down into soap and then you clean the toilet seat yeah and we want to be very clear

01:46:31.240 here we don't want the state to do this we don't want individual

01:46:33.860 fat people shouldn't be allowed to own guns either 1.00

01:46:39.160 what if you what if you do wait for marriage toad and then it turns out that the girl has like a 1.00

01:46:44.860 three inch clit or she's got like a very like a very shallow pussy i would sell a gun to a retarded 1.00

01:46:50.960 person before i would sell a gun to a train that's true they are pretty they're really nice like 1.00

01:46:55.220 all down people are like really nice they would probably only fall down to kill a train

01:46:58.360 there goes our youtube 1.00

01:47:02.040 idiots out there that are soaping down their chicken fuck you know how much that soapy chicken 1.00

01:47:07.820 you probably ate think about that 1.00

01:47:09.600 blacks 1.00

01:47:10.460 blacks 1.00

01:47:12.320 wait what 1.00

01:47:13.300 that chicken looks dumb 1.00

01:47:15.240 we can take all the black uh libertarians and uh like figure out which one meets the most 1.00

01:47:22.120 black stereotypes 1.00

01:47:23.180 i take your own wash chicken and raise you some motherfucking bleep's chicken 1.00

01:47:27.840 oh you got the you got the store brand 0.99

01:47:31.520 clorox

01:47:32.520 are they a movie talker

01:47:34.200 hey just

01:47:35.200 you don't believe in tradition

01:47:37.200 well we gotta wash the demons away 1.00

01:47:39.200 yeah you been pissing out your asshole 1.00

01:47:40.980 eating that unwashed chicken 1.00

01:47:43.200 we was clean

01:47:45.200 wrong

01:47:48.740 ronel rollins

01:47:49.880 they're so bad

01:47:51.220 i feel like the chicken washer thing is like

01:47:53.880 stop

01:47:54.660 you said you were sleeping

01:47:56.380 yes

01:47:57.080 black or black by the way

01:48:01.000 you're sleeping into bubbles

01:48:02.760 oh my god 1.00

01:48:04.020 this is black or black lady 1.00

01:48:05.880 yo legion of skanks fuck you 1.00

01:48:08.600 i want to get a an amy winehouse tattoo and i want to get it like a her just like really high on stage 1.00

01:48:14.880 stage she's inspired me that's what i want to put that maybe like right on my face right here 0.99

01:48:19.680 legion of skanks fuck you 1.00

Tower Gang - April 13, 2023

Ep 118 - Lawnmower Football

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