Tower Gang - Ep 121 - Protect Ya Neck

00:00:00.000 Spick back.

00:00:02.660 What's up, retards?

00:00:04.540 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby.

00:00:06.260 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's...

00:00:09.180 ...mussy?

00:00:11.200 You wanna kill me or you wanna give me a boner?

00:00:13.980 I don't know.

00:00:15.020 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny.

00:00:18.320 Woe is me, I'm retarded.

00:00:20.560 Have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're...

00:00:24.100 The three of you had a threesome of some kind.

00:00:28.060 I was watching it and jerking off and...

00:00:31.980 ...fuck the ass.

00:00:34.860 Toad's on fire!

00:00:36.280 She was a 10 in real life. She's like a dead 8.

00:00:41.300 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:00:42.660 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.

00:00:44.900 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast.

00:00:47.660 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:00:54.660 It's not what this show is about.

00:00:56.500 This shit is retarded.

00:00:57.320 Welcome, everybody, to another Wednesday night live edition of Tower Gang.

00:01:04.560 We are soon to be...

00:01:06.580 I don't know what that noise is.

00:01:08.240 It's bothersome.

00:01:09.440 Are those chickens being washed?

00:01:11.180 What's going on?

00:01:12.260 We are soon to be joined by either

00:01:14.240 Louis J. Gomez,

00:01:16.120 Big J. Ockerson,

00:01:18.100 or Burt Kreischer,

00:01:19.380 or Owen Benjamin.

00:01:20.660 One of those four is about to show up,

00:01:22.260 so do not turn off the channel.

00:01:24.800 It's gonna be awesome.

00:01:25.560 Small possibility of Elon Musk.

00:01:27.980 Elon Musk.

00:01:29.440 Knock on their ears.

00:01:30.760 Let them know.

00:01:31.600 Something's going down on this show.

00:01:33.240 Go tell everybody.

00:01:34.420 Yeah, it might be Donald Trump.

00:01:35.980 I forget.

00:01:37.300 Yeah.

00:01:37.680 Like and subscribe.

00:01:38.900 Anything's possible, but smash that subscribe button,

00:01:40.980 because if you don't,

00:01:41.920 then none of them will show up.

00:01:43.420 Dude, I don't know.

00:01:44.320 Is it just me,

00:01:44.940 or is Topps audio being weird?

00:01:46.900 It's fucking weird.

00:01:47.780 He's like,

00:01:49.400 I just like...

00:01:49.860 If we're talking,

00:01:50.720 you are muffled,

00:01:51.800 and if we shut up,

00:01:52.540 then you sound fine,

00:01:53.160 but like your shit is like way suppressed.

00:01:56.160 He's got a new mixer,

00:01:57.940 so I don't know what's going on over there.

00:01:59.900 Anyways,

00:02:00.200 we are joined as always by Tower Gang Toad.

00:02:02.920 We got Jose Gellison,

00:02:04.420 host of No Way Jose,

00:02:05.340 and we got Top Lobster,

00:02:06.340 host of Top Lobster.com,

00:02:07.440 and I am Clinton Russell,

00:02:08.120 host of Liberty Lockdown.

00:02:08.900 Thank you so much for tuning in once again.

00:02:10.240 We have an incredible lineup of videos

00:02:12.900 and debauchery to consume,

00:02:14.620 but first,

00:02:15.580 let's hit,

00:02:16.640 I don't know what,

00:02:17.200 mailbag or something?

00:02:18.260 Yeah,

00:02:18.640 let's punch that mailbag.

00:02:20.680 Did we figure it out?

00:02:22.440 Yeah,

00:02:22.700 yeah,

00:02:23.000 so we had to,

00:02:24.760 because we were posting

00:02:26.180 what apparently is pornographic material

00:02:28.180 by posting illustrations of hairy nutsacks

00:02:31.240 as the mailbag on Patreon.

00:02:32.900 Patreon was like,

00:02:33.640 you need to age verify your shit,

00:02:36.320 and then I had to go through

00:02:37.840 like a bunch of different hoops

00:02:39.080 to even get that to work.

00:02:40.160 The whole,

00:02:41.180 dude,

00:02:41.820 it would not work

00:02:42.480 unless you specifically use Chrome

00:02:44.220 on a mobile phone,

00:02:45.940 so I was like,

00:02:46.440 I think they're tracking me.

00:02:47.780 Google's fucking tracking us,

00:02:49.460 whatever,

00:02:49.960 and then it had to match

00:02:50.880 my current face

00:02:52.100 with my morbidly obese,

00:02:54.580 beardless,

00:02:55.940 glasses-less face,

00:02:58.780 and I had hair back then

00:03:00.040 in 2009.

00:03:01.180 I had to,

00:03:01.360 Toad,

00:03:01.640 Toad,

00:03:02.080 it'd be awesome

00:03:02.580 if you could pull up

00:03:03.320 your driver's license photo.

00:03:05.400 I'll have it in just one second.

00:03:07.100 Go ahead,

00:03:07.560 talk to yourself real quick,

00:03:08.720 please.

00:03:09.540 Yeah,

00:03:10.020 you're right.

00:03:10.620 I shouldn't do that.

00:03:11.460 No,

00:03:11.880 the photo cut off

00:03:12.960 his name and his address.

00:03:14.280 We're good.

00:03:14.560 It's just his picture.

00:03:16.020 It's got my signature on there,

00:03:17.440 which is really legible.

00:03:19.480 Oh my God.

00:03:20.460 No,

00:03:20.680 it isn't.

00:03:20.960 It's like a scribble.

00:03:22.240 Yeah.

00:03:22.740 And you do it on one

00:03:23.540 of those electronic things

00:03:24.680 where it's just like,

00:03:25.380 I don't know,

00:03:25.820 even though my wrist action

00:03:27.520 tends to be pretty good,

00:03:28.840 I got a lot of experience

00:03:29.800 with that,

00:03:30.600 but I got a question,

00:03:32.080 Clint.

00:03:32.580 With your setup,

00:03:33.580 do you just go straight USB

00:03:34.640 or do you have something fancy too?

00:03:36.740 What do you mean?

00:03:37.160 Like with,

00:03:37.840 Oh,

00:03:38.100 no,

00:03:38.780 I have a,

00:03:39.340 I have an audio box.

00:03:40.500 Okay.

00:03:40.780 It doesn't make sense.

00:03:41.340 It seems like everyone

00:03:42.820 except for you

00:03:43.560 that has a fancy setup

00:03:44.620 is like all inconsistent as fuck.

00:03:46.660 Whereas me,

00:03:47.240 I have a nice mic,

00:03:48.080 but I just go straight USB

00:03:49.160 and I don't seem,

00:03:50.400 I don't feel like I have

00:03:51.000 as many problems.

00:03:51.620 Guys,

00:03:51.880 Jose and Tom,

00:03:52.940 could you,

00:03:53.400 yeah,

00:03:53.900 you sound a little bit better.

00:03:54.760 Hey,

00:03:54.960 Jose and Tom,

00:03:55.500 could you please drag

00:03:57.100 this bowl cut fucking

00:03:58.720 tater tot looking bitch?

00:04:00.180 Dude,

00:04:00.460 dude,

00:04:00.740 I'm telling you,

00:04:01.400 that was not a bowl cut.

00:04:02.580 So the bowl cut,

00:04:03.340 you have like the,

00:04:04.280 I had a bowl cut.

00:04:05.220 How did we get on this?

00:04:06.280 How did you bring this up?

00:04:07.180 I had a bowl cut back

00:04:08.240 like freshman year in high school,

00:04:09.920 which is why I'm named Toad.

00:04:11.040 I had a bowl haircut

00:04:12.560 where like everything is shaved,

00:04:14.600 but then it winds up looking

00:04:15.800 like a mushroom

00:04:17.520 because the top is still like full

00:04:19.500 and I really straight hair.

00:04:22.120 Dude,

00:04:22.580 look at this.

00:04:23.360 50 BMI,

00:04:25.660 diabetic syrup,

00:04:27.220 fucking blood,

00:04:28.720 piece of fucking garbage.

00:04:30.040 I do not look better.

00:04:31.760 This guy looks like he's about

00:04:32.840 to challenge you

00:04:33.540 to a game of Yu-Gi-Oh.

00:04:34.900 Pull the door,

00:04:35.740 pull the door,

00:04:36.480 pull the door.

00:04:37.180 I do not look better fat

00:04:38.700 and sadly,

00:04:40.660 sadly,

00:04:41.320 sadly,

00:04:42.260 I remember this exact day.

00:04:43.860 I remember getting this photo

00:04:45.000 taken at the DMV.

00:04:46.000 I'm like,

00:04:46.220 why are they having me

00:04:47.460 like remove my glasses?

00:04:48.480 You remember,

00:04:49.020 you remember that day

00:04:49.920 when you also didn't get pussy?

00:04:51.520 That was that.

00:04:53.200 Yeah,

00:04:53.700 well,

00:04:53.840 I was,

00:04:54.380 I was watching me.

00:04:56.780 Fuck you people.

00:04:59.900 He looks like a dude

00:05:01.280 who holds a really tiny door open.

00:05:04.320 No,

00:05:04.820 I was not a teen.

00:05:05.860 I was 26.

00:05:06.760 He looks like a barely 18 Russian bodyguard.

00:05:13.740 I have half a mind.

00:05:15.240 No,

00:05:15.500 24,

00:05:15.940 24,

00:05:16.540 24.

00:05:17.260 I've kept all my licenses

00:05:18.740 through the years.

00:05:19.540 Just,

00:05:19.740 I don't know why.

00:05:20.320 I thought it'd be cool to,

00:05:21.460 and I have half a mind

00:05:22.580 to go like send one of mine

00:05:24.180 because I'm not going to lie.

00:05:25.060 I look pretty damn sexy

00:05:25.980 when I was 17.

00:05:27.580 Yeah,

00:05:27.940 he looks like,

00:05:29.560 he looks like

00:05:30.320 if you put a fat filter

00:05:31.640 on Khabib Nurmagomedo's face

00:05:33.420 I could go back to it.

00:05:35.480 Go back to it,

00:05:36.780 Doug,

00:05:36.940 come on.

00:05:37.620 Yeah,

00:05:37.880 thankfully I don't look like

00:05:39.260 Justin morbid.

00:05:39.960 but back then

00:05:41.260 I also didn't look like Justin

00:05:42.740 because when I was

00:05:43.540 as morbidly obese

00:05:44.660 as Justin is now

00:05:45.480 I at least had hair

00:05:46.760 which he does not.

00:05:48.400 Dude,

00:05:48.560 he looks like a motherfucking

00:05:49.500 like one of the stunt doubles

00:05:50.700 that gets shotgun blasted

00:05:52.120 by John Wick

00:05:52.700 in the first 20 seconds.

00:05:54.220 He looks like

00:05:54.840 he looks like

00:05:57.860 when he lost his hair

00:05:58.760 it came out in feathers

00:05:59.900 like that.

00:06:03.100 Bargain brand Jonah Hill

00:06:04.460 stunt double in the chat.

00:06:07.920 Yeah,

00:06:08.380 that's pretty,

00:06:08.940 it's pretty bad though

00:06:09.860 because the way my hair looks

00:06:11.840 it doesn't look like

00:06:12.500 I'm either Asian

00:06:13.420 or Native American

00:06:14.440 and I'm,

00:06:14.840 and I'm,

00:06:15.500 and I'm neither,

00:06:17.000 I'm neither of them

00:06:17.880 but I,

00:06:18.380 but I got,

00:06:18.980 I got the small penis

00:06:20.560 small penis

00:06:22.300 of the Asian person

00:06:23.300 and the,

00:06:23.920 and the ugliness

00:06:25.240 of the Native Americans.

00:06:26.620 I have both of those

00:06:27.400 going for me.

00:06:28.260 Do you know how like a pencil,

00:06:29.680 how a pencil goes into

00:06:30.980 the,

00:06:31.480 the,

00:06:32.040 the lead?

00:06:33.080 If you look at Toad's face

00:06:34.780 it looks like the wind

00:06:36.080 going into the lead.

00:06:43.680 It's like a dude

00:06:45.420 who can't decide

00:06:46.060 if he's going to stroke out

00:06:47.080 or,

00:06:47.400 or die of kidney failure.

00:06:49.040 How did you manage

00:06:49.840 to,

00:06:50.200 to take the dumbest

00:06:52.080 photo

00:06:52.580 of old time?

00:06:54.320 Like,

00:06:54.880 I mean,

00:06:56.520 I wasn't doing it.

00:06:57.360 I was like,

00:06:58.280 what am I doing?

00:06:58.960 How is it that dumb?

00:06:59.880 I'm just standing there.

00:07:00.920 I don't know.

00:07:01.460 Everything about it

00:07:02.360 is just so funny.

00:07:03.340 It's like,

00:07:03.540 it's like you did it

00:07:04.280 on purpose.

00:07:05.360 I also,

00:07:05.960 I have the squinty eyes

00:07:07.380 of an Asian too.

00:07:08.320 I don't know.

00:07:08.540 Maybe I am Asian.

00:07:09.480 Why does every fat guy

00:07:10.600 do the,

00:07:10.980 do the neck beard?

00:07:13.080 Do you,

00:07:13.600 do you think it's actually,

00:07:14.640 I mean,

00:07:14.840 I've never compared

00:07:15.660 or contrasted the two.

00:07:17.100 Like it's because

00:07:17.520 they've given up on life,

00:07:18.620 dude.

00:07:19.180 Huh?

00:07:19.360 No,

00:07:19.580 it's,

00:07:19.840 they've given up on life.

00:07:20.820 They just stopped doing everything.

00:07:22.300 No,

00:07:22.680 no,

00:07:22.860 I can answer.

00:07:23.480 I can answer this being.

00:07:25.780 Yes.

00:07:26.360 That was literally the same picture.

00:07:27.700 Do it again.

00:07:29.060 No,

00:07:29.260 no,

00:07:29.340 no.

00:07:29.460 So being a fat guy,

00:07:30.780 I can,

00:07:31.880 I can answer this question.

00:07:33.200 No,

00:07:34.420 so look,

00:07:34.780 if you're a fat guy,

00:07:36.240 think about it.

00:07:37.480 You're a fat guy,

00:07:38.200 you have like three chins.

00:07:39.640 So if you only have the beard

00:07:40.640 going over your first chin,

00:07:41.740 then your neck is coming down

00:07:43.200 behind it.

00:07:44.540 So you have,

00:07:45.360 you have to grow the neck beard.

00:07:46.900 You look like,

00:07:47.440 you look like the kid

00:07:48.140 that ate two school lunches.

00:07:50.900 I did on chicken nuggets.

00:07:56.160 It's like a kid

00:07:57.280 that goes to middle school

00:07:58.220 and his mom,

00:07:58.800 mom packs some pure lard.

00:08:00.340 The mother,

00:08:00.780 you too into Bayblade

00:08:02.320 and shit,

00:08:02.800 you know?

00:08:03.040 No,

00:08:03.220 I bought lunch every day.

00:08:05.260 Were you guys,

00:08:05.820 were you guys in the age

00:08:06.820 that stayed up

00:08:07.560 for eight and a half days straight?

00:08:09.180 Were you guys in the age

00:08:10.020 of Bayblades?

00:08:10.720 Do you remember that shit?

00:08:11.740 I have no idea

00:08:12.300 what you're talking about.

00:08:12.840 I feel like Topps

00:08:12.860 probably about my age.

00:08:14.060 Oh God,

00:08:14.480 I remember at recess,

00:08:15.660 there was like Bayblade

00:08:16.300 that show

00:08:16.700 and it was literally

00:08:17.080 these Topps

00:08:17.880 and you'd like pull this thing

00:08:19.000 that would like a rip cord

00:08:20.260 and then the Topps

00:08:21.040 would come out and spin

00:08:21.740 and they had these little

00:08:22.700 matches they went in

00:08:23.840 and in the show,

00:08:24.840 I remember they would be like

00:08:25.700 Dragon Flameball

00:08:27.180 and like they would like

00:08:27.860 say the shit in the show

00:08:28.900 and people would do that

00:08:32.320 the gayest shit ever

00:08:33.100 because there's these Topps

00:08:33.960 and it's kind of like

00:08:34.500 a little arena thing,

00:08:35.400 like a cheap little

00:08:36.040 plastic arena thing

00:08:36.880 you get as a kid

00:08:37.420 and they're kind of

00:08:38.040 bouncing against each other

00:08:39.400 and the point is to see

00:08:40.340 who's sticking,

00:08:41.300 the point is to see

00:08:41.940 who's like top

00:08:43.000 is still going last

00:08:44.320 and it was always

00:08:45.600 just the funniest,

00:08:46.240 there was always

00:08:46.560 the nerdiest kids

00:08:47.240 out from the corner

00:08:47.780 being like,

00:08:48.420 Flameball!

00:08:49.600 And like,

00:08:50.220 it's super gay.

00:08:51.740 Think about,

00:08:52.300 think about that

00:08:52.960 brainstorming session.

00:08:54.500 There's a couple of Jews

00:08:55.340 in the room

00:08:55.760 and they're like,

00:08:56.320 we got all these

00:08:57.580 fucking dreidels.

00:08:59.620 Like,

00:09:00.080 we need to move dreidels

00:09:01.580 and they're like,

00:09:02.320 how can we just

00:09:02.860 rebrand them

00:09:03.420 to the fucking Goyim

00:09:04.500 and they rebranded

00:09:05.580 this shit

00:09:05.960 with a whole cartoon.

00:09:06.900 It's just tops.

00:09:07.820 It's like dreidels

00:09:08.480 and tops

00:09:08.880 and these people

00:09:09.880 made a killing off of it.

00:09:11.740 It's incredible actually.

00:09:13.400 Wow.

00:09:13.900 Is Top Lobster,

00:09:14.640 is that a reference

00:09:15.120 to dreidels by chance?

00:09:16.620 Could you bring up

00:09:17.780 the mailbag boy

00:09:19.220 and read it for us?

00:09:20.720 Thank you.

00:09:20.800 Bring up the mailbag boy,

00:09:22.560 yes.

00:09:24.680 Alright,

00:09:25.160 you guys ready?

00:09:26.100 Yeah.

00:09:26.700 Alright,

00:09:27.340 so I only have two

00:09:28.480 since it's being stupid

00:09:29.660 on my browser.

00:09:30.620 The first one

00:09:32.200 is from Liminal Vibrations

00:09:33.660 saying,

00:09:34.340 y'all should interview

00:09:35.700 a chat GPT bot

00:09:37.220 on the next episode.

00:09:39.040 We don't talk

00:09:39.540 to demons here.

00:09:40.760 I feel like,

00:09:42.520 who said that

00:09:43.480 and they're obviously

00:09:44.220 not a fan of the show,

00:09:45.180 you don't read my thread.

00:09:46.320 This stuff is literal demons

00:09:47.380 and I'm going to let

00:09:47.880 my boys talk to it

00:09:48.780 all day.

00:09:49.160 Come on.

00:09:49.440 No demons,

00:09:50.900 no white women,

00:09:51.540 but I repeat myself.

00:09:52.760 Honestly,

00:09:53.240 when it comes to

00:09:53.820 the chat GPT thing,

00:09:55.420 when it comes to

00:09:56.820 the chat GPT thing,

00:09:57.900 I can't.

00:09:58.720 It's virtually identical.

00:10:00.800 People that,

00:10:01.820 I don't know,

00:10:02.200 people use it

00:10:02.800 for content occasionally.

00:10:04.180 I guess if you use it

00:10:05.240 strategically,

00:10:06.080 but leaning on it

00:10:06.840 too hard,

00:10:07.260 it gets really gay,

00:10:08.160 honestly.

00:10:09.340 I'm not a big fan

00:10:10.240 of people who play

00:10:10.920 the chat GPT thing.

00:10:12.280 I get bored with it

00:10:13.020 real quick.

00:10:13.500 Maybe it's because

00:10:13.900 I hate tech.

00:10:14.660 I don't fucking know.

00:10:15.860 Also,

00:10:16.380 you could just say

00:10:17.000 no demons

00:10:17.620 because that covers

00:10:18.540 white women as well.

00:10:19.440 Yeah,

00:10:19.640 that was.

00:10:20.160 Oh my God.

00:10:20.940 Oh my God.

00:10:23.220 We got to tell,

00:10:24.360 we got to say

00:10:25.160 what he did.

00:10:26.140 We got to.

00:10:27.280 I was astounded.

00:10:28.020 Did he just get your joke?

00:10:29.460 I don't know.

00:10:30.260 I said,

00:10:31.360 but I repeat myself.

00:10:32.660 Motherfucker.

00:10:33.600 I feel like he's,

00:10:35.220 I feel like you're

00:10:35.840 fucking with us.

00:10:36.700 Like,

00:10:36.880 I don't do it.

00:10:38.380 Me and Ted the other day

00:10:39.600 recorded,

00:10:40.580 recorded another

00:10:41.900 Hopper episode.

00:10:42.700 And I guess during

00:10:43.940 that period,

00:10:44.600 while we were doing that,

00:10:45.600 you guys had a great

00:10:46.700 idea of what to do

00:10:47.580 to fuck with

00:10:48.320 the Legion of Skanks.

00:10:50.080 Oh yeah.

00:10:50.360 And yeah,

00:10:50.760 I didn't understand

00:10:51.480 the idea.

00:10:52.160 Yes,

00:10:52.440 I know.

00:10:52.780 That's the point.

00:10:53.500 And then Toad comes in.

00:10:55.000 I come,

00:10:55.420 I remember after the show

00:10:56.060 I looked at him like,

00:10:56.800 you know,

00:10:56.980 that's a pretty smart idea.

00:10:57.900 I looked at him like,

00:10:58.340 that's funny.

00:10:59.040 And then immediately

00:10:59.900 Toad just Leroy Jenkins

00:11:01.380 that shit

00:11:01.860 and fucks it up

00:11:02.720 right off the jump.

00:11:03.860 Like completely destroys

00:11:05.220 the entire premise

00:11:06.280 of the joke.

00:11:07.040 But it didn't.

00:11:07.700 With one stroke.

00:11:08.220 This actually reminds me,

00:11:09.600 hold on a second.

00:11:10.800 Guys,

00:11:11.500 everyone in the chat here,

00:11:12.820 I'm sending an email

00:11:14.240 to Gas Digital

00:11:15.140 and I'm just saying

00:11:16.680 Tower Gang,

00:11:17.740 motherfucker.

00:11:18.980 Yeah,

00:11:19.140 what's the email address?

00:11:21.520 Sent email.

00:11:22.600 The email is

00:11:23.640 help

00:11:24.400 at

00:11:25.320 gasdigital.com.

00:11:28.160 Help at

00:11:28.800 gasdigital.com.

00:11:30.000 We need your help.

00:11:30.820 Yes.

00:11:31.540 I want Top to explain

00:11:33.960 this prank we were pulling.

00:11:36.660 That way we can explain

00:11:37.980 how fucking autistic Toad is.

00:11:39.900 It blew my mind.

00:11:41.080 Like,

00:11:41.180 I didn't think it needed

00:11:42.060 to be said

00:11:43.300 that don't do this

00:11:45.100 and he still did it.

00:11:46.780 It was just

00:11:47.260 I was blown away

00:11:49.080 by the autism.

00:11:50.380 And it's like,

00:11:50.760 and he still doesn't,

00:11:51.340 like he still doesn't get

00:11:52.320 where he fucked up.

00:11:53.220 And like we've,

00:11:53.680 I think we've kind of

00:11:54.520 figured out a way

00:11:55.240 that we are like

00:11:55.880 kind of salvaging the prank

00:11:57.400 or joke or whatever.

00:11:58.560 But still.

00:11:59.520 Yeah.

00:11:59.840 Top,

00:12:00.300 you go.

00:12:00.520 No,

00:12:00.900 dude.

00:12:01.780 They didn't.

00:12:02.400 No,

00:12:02.720 no,

00:12:02.920 no.

00:12:02.960 Let's talk.

00:12:03.520 No,

00:12:04.320 shut up.

00:12:06.200 Dr.

00:12:06.800 Drew.

00:12:11.880 Yo,

00:12:12.360 that's awesome.

00:12:13.660 So,

00:12:14.500 the prank was,

00:12:15.420 I got to,

00:12:15.820 I'll unmute.

00:12:17.500 The prank was,

00:12:19.500 Cole,

00:12:19.820 Cole came up with it.

00:12:20.920 Basically,

00:12:21.220 we were going to

00:12:22.020 all email gasdigital

00:12:24.520 because we know right now

00:12:25.720 their website's fucked up

00:12:27.000 and they're taking

00:12:28.440 customer service

00:12:29.380 very seriously.

00:12:30.520 which is a commendation

00:12:33.860 to them,

00:12:34.220 but it's also

00:12:34.660 such a great opportunity.

00:12:36.040 So,

00:12:36.140 Cole,

00:12:36.580 in all of his brain damage

00:12:37.800 just says,

00:12:38.620 hey guys,

00:12:39.520 what if we emailed

00:12:40.740 gasdigital

00:12:41.660 that it's missing

00:12:43.900 some shows

00:12:44.560 because their website's

00:12:45.380 fucked up

00:12:45.940 and they have to answer.

00:12:47.100 And I was like,

00:12:47.400 Cole,

00:12:47.740 that's the greatest thing

00:12:48.820 you've ever thought of.

00:12:50.360 I immediately sent out

00:12:51.600 an email.

00:12:52.040 Cole sent out one.

00:12:53.120 We got a couple people

00:12:53.880 in the group chat

00:12:54.480 to send out some,

00:12:55.280 but there's 44 of you here

00:12:56.500 so we really want

00:12:57.320 everyone to do this

00:12:58.040 because it's a great prank.

00:13:00.360 Obviously,

00:13:00.760 we asked,

00:13:01.240 a show is missing

00:13:01.940 so hello,

00:13:03.160 there you go,

00:13:03.780 a show is missing.

00:13:04.980 They respond back,

00:13:05.980 which they have responded

00:13:07.020 back to me,

00:13:08.500 which shows.

00:13:10.460 And to that,

00:13:11.080 we say,

00:13:12.100 guys,

00:13:13.000 Tower Gang.

00:13:13.980 Tower Gang motherfuckers.

00:13:14.920 Tower Gang motherfuckers.

00:13:16.440 Tower Gang motherfuckers.

00:13:18.740 Yes.

00:13:19.120 And we're just going

00:13:20.640 to keep doing that

00:13:21.400 and see where that goes.

00:13:22.660 I think the key

00:13:23.420 is to not say it up front.

00:13:25.260 So Toad,

00:13:26.020 in all of his

00:13:26.660 autistic glory,

00:13:28.160 emails from

00:13:28.800 the Tower Gang account

00:13:29.700 and just says,

00:13:30.840 where's the greatest

00:13:32.500 podcast in the universe

00:13:33.840 from the Tower Gang account?

00:13:34.960 I said the most

00:13:35.660 offensive.

00:13:36.100 And it has the logo,

00:13:37.520 too.

00:13:37.720 It's like a

00:13:38.040 white logo.

00:13:39.800 And you're like,

00:13:40.300 Toad,

00:13:41.240 you don't get it?

00:13:43.180 Oh my God.

00:13:43.880 It wasn't me.

00:13:44.520 It was Little Dicky.

00:13:45.500 Do you still not understand

00:13:46.780 how that was bad?

00:13:49.000 Kind of?

00:13:51.940 But also,

00:13:52.780 it was a little dicky.

00:13:54.000 But I kind of also

00:13:54.960 gave it to him.

00:13:55.960 The whole point

00:13:56.800 is the reveal.

00:13:57.800 You suck them in.

00:13:58.820 You reel them in.

00:13:59.640 And it's also,

00:14:00.160 if you come,

00:14:01.400 it's like,

00:14:03.100 no, no,

00:14:03.400 shut the fuck up.

00:14:04.180 It's to make it

00:14:04.780 seem organic.

00:14:06.240 Like,

00:14:06.420 that's the joke here.

00:14:07.460 Like,

00:14:07.700 it's like,

00:14:08.300 it's to blow,

00:14:09.720 like,

00:14:09.960 confuse them.

00:14:11.220 Mine was just like,

00:14:11.940 right out there.

00:14:12.520 Here's the tower

00:14:13.360 gang account.

00:14:14.740 Okay.

00:14:15.120 Here's the reason

00:14:15.820 that it fucking

00:14:16.360 kicks out.

00:14:16.960 Why am I hearing

00:14:18.020 echo?

00:14:18.260 What the fuck's

00:14:23.460 happening?

00:14:24.500 What happened?

00:14:26.880 I don't know

00:14:27.720 what's happening.

00:14:28.700 I think it's done.

00:14:29.740 That was weird.

00:14:30.520 That was cool.

00:14:31.720 Well,

00:14:32.000 we're,

00:14:32.160 we're,

00:14:32.720 we're being spied

00:14:34.200 on now.

00:14:34.940 I think the FBI

00:14:35.940 is listening.

00:14:36.800 Yeah,

00:14:37.040 for sure.

00:14:37.640 The FBI.

00:14:39.160 Seriously,

00:14:39.720 we were getting

00:14:40.240 a reverb

00:14:40.600 from Toad's

00:14:41.300 microphone

00:14:41.760 that's attached

00:14:42.260 to his fucking

00:14:42.900 goiter.

00:14:43.880 when you,

00:14:51.580 when you say

00:14:52.000 that we're

00:14:52.260 attached to the

00:14:52.920 head,

00:14:53.260 we spent

00:14:55.300 the first

00:14:55.900 eight minutes

00:14:56.560 just pacing

00:14:57.820 on your

00:14:58.320 driver's license.

00:14:59.540 I forgot what

00:15:03.040 Toad did

00:15:03.740 yesterday.

00:15:04.840 He really

00:15:05.500 aggravated me.

00:15:06.340 It wasn't even

00:15:06.880 the story.

00:15:07.500 Same,

00:15:08.060 same.

00:15:08.380 It was all

00:15:08.800 day to day.

00:15:09.340 He just,

00:15:09.700 he just keeps

00:15:10.240 saying shit

00:15:10.700 that makes

00:15:11.020 me upset.

00:15:11.460 So I was

00:15:11.900 like,

00:15:12.180 I was like,

00:15:12.820 I'm going to

00:15:13.340 fuck you.

00:15:14.160 You just,

00:15:14.760 you're just

00:15:15.040 whining.

00:15:15.560 You're just

00:15:15.820 whining about

00:15:16.340 shit.

00:15:16.580 You're like,

00:15:16.900 I,

00:15:17.120 they won't

00:15:17.660 fucking identify

00:15:18.340 me because

00:15:19.020 my driver's

00:15:19.720 license.

00:15:20.260 I was too

00:15:20.740 fat when I

00:15:21.380 was doing

00:15:21.720 shit.

00:15:22.500 No,

00:15:22.760 I was

00:15:23.000 explaining.

00:15:24.700 I was explaining

00:15:25.720 what was happening

00:15:26.520 and the context

00:15:27.620 of it.

00:15:28.280 I know,

00:15:28.660 but it's just,

00:15:29.200 it was just

00:15:29.680 very fucking

00:15:30.380 frustrating.

00:15:30.840 So I was

00:15:31.240 like,

00:15:31.380 I'm gonna

00:15:31.580 kill you

00:15:31.840 today.

00:15:33.020 What podcast?

00:15:34.000 Tower Gang,

00:15:34.400 bitch.

00:15:34.620 Tower Gang.

00:15:35.000 Yeah,

00:15:35.340 shit like that.

00:15:36.020 So my,

00:15:36.420 my idea was

00:15:37.060 I thought I

00:15:37.400 was gonna

00:15:37.640 sneak that

00:15:38.440 one in

00:15:39.000 and that

00:15:39.300 they,

00:15:39.620 and they

00:15:40.300 wouldn't

00:15:40.580 actually like

00:15:41.220 kind of

00:15:41.500 see it

00:15:41.920 until after

00:15:42.640 the whole

00:15:42.960 thing

00:15:43.140 happened

00:15:43.380 and they'd

00:15:43.700 be like,

00:15:44.020 oh,

00:15:44.240 holy shit.

00:15:44.840 Tower Gang.

00:15:45.640 This right

00:15:46.140 here is what

00:15:46.600 you call a

00:15:46.980 post-hoc

00:15:47.560 rationalization.

00:15:48.860 No,

00:15:49.020 no,

00:15:49.160 no.

00:15:50.020 One second.

00:15:51.160 I just

00:15:51.340 wanted to look at it.

00:15:52.160 That's what Lil Dicky

00:15:52.520 was thinking at the time.

00:15:53.140 Shut up.

00:15:54.020 I'm trying,

00:15:54.520 I'm gonna let the

00:15:55.100 audience know also,

00:15:56.140 here's another

00:15:56.460 selling point to

00:15:57.160 these emails that

00:15:57.800 you're sending.

00:15:58.580 I can almost

00:15:59.480 100% guarantee

00:16:00.580 you that

00:16:01.180 Ralph is answering

00:16:06.420 a bunch of

00:16:08.240 these and

00:16:09.120 his hair is on

00:16:09.740 fire.

00:16:10.820 Like it's,

00:16:11.300 yeah,

00:16:11.900 it's really

00:16:12.500 super stressed

00:16:13.260 out right now.

00:16:14.020 So it's,

00:16:14.340 it's super fucked

00:16:15.380 up what we're

00:16:15.820 doing.

00:16:16.200 I just want to

00:16:16.520 be very clear.

00:16:17.260 Ralph's on fire.

00:16:18.340 This is how,

00:16:19.220 I'm going to tell

00:16:19.600 you how bad

00:16:20.360 it is.

00:16:22.500 I sent

00:16:23.340 Louis some

00:16:24.460 like drawings

00:16:25.220 to approve.

00:16:26.140 Okay.

00:16:26.900 I sent them

00:16:27.360 on Sunday

00:16:27.980 and things

00:16:29.100 were so fucked

00:16:29.620 up from Sunday.

00:16:30.600 He answered

00:16:31.080 me back on

00:16:31.620 Friday.

00:16:32.380 He was like,

00:16:32.780 yo,

00:16:33.680 Friday.

00:16:34.160 It took him

00:16:34.600 five days.

00:16:35.200 That's how

00:16:35.480 crazy it is.

00:16:36.820 with the

00:16:37.180 emails.

00:16:37.640 So I really

00:16:38.360 do think

00:16:38.800 it's hilarious

00:16:39.640 and fucked

00:16:40.360 up that they

00:16:41.340 get more

00:16:41.960 emails just

00:16:43.100 about bullshit.

00:16:43.680 But the key,

00:16:44.220 the key is,

00:16:44.920 is that we

00:16:45.700 have,

00:16:46.120 even though we

00:16:46.480 don't have a

00:16:46.800 huge audience,

00:16:47.280 we have a very

00:16:47.740 passionate one

00:16:48.440 and I want

00:16:48.920 them to fucking

00:16:49.580 feel it and

00:16:50.560 I want them

00:16:50.860 to understand

00:16:51.440 it.

00:16:51.940 And if it,

00:16:52.620 if it makes

00:16:53.120 their lives

00:16:53.580 harder because

00:16:54.480 they still

00:16:54.880 haven't signed

00:16:55.380 us like they

00:16:55.840 promised to

00:16:56.660 before I went

00:16:57.700 on temple

00:16:58.400 with that,

00:17:00.080 then I don't

00:17:01.260 really give a

00:17:01.860 fuck if it

00:17:02.320 ruins their

00:17:02.760 lives because

00:17:03.260 they should

00:17:03.660 have done

00:17:03.860 the right

00:17:04.160 thing and

00:17:04.880 offered us

00:17:05.300 that fat,

00:17:05.920 six-figure

00:17:06.760 contract like

00:17:07.560 they promised.

00:17:08.600 Yeah,

00:17:08.820 they need to

00:17:09.440 feel the

00:17:10.400 tower.

00:17:11.220 And what I

00:17:11.620 will say

00:17:12.040 though,

00:17:12.300 by the way,

00:17:12.620 they responded

00:17:13.260 to my email

00:17:13.860 and they

00:17:14.120 didn't notice.

00:17:15.440 What show

00:17:17.120 are you talking

00:17:17.700 about?

00:17:18.160 And I didn't

00:17:18.540 respond to that.

00:17:19.240 But you do

00:17:19.980 realize in the

00:17:20.540 subconscious,

00:17:21.360 there is that

00:17:21.720 like they,

00:17:22.260 like they're,

00:17:23.280 they may

00:17:23.760 remember that

00:17:24.460 later.

00:17:26.320 Now they know

00:17:27.540 that you're

00:17:28.140 doing this as

00:17:28.860 opposed to it

00:17:29.440 being an organic

00:17:30.080 thing.

00:17:30.440 Like here's,

00:17:31.200 here's what makes

00:17:31.800 it awesome.

00:17:32.160 Why are we

00:17:32.320 explaining this

00:17:33.040 to you?

00:17:33.440 I don't

00:17:33.620 understand.

00:17:34.260 I don't

00:17:34.360 know.

00:17:34.720 But see,

00:17:35.320 this is what

00:17:35.700 makes it so

00:17:36.120 cool.

00:17:36.400 It's like we

00:17:36.800 could just be

00:17:37.540 running a bit

00:17:38.300 where on our

00:17:39.160 incredibly popular

00:17:40.260 show, we just

00:17:41.640 said, hey, we're

00:17:42.800 signed to Tower

00:17:43.300 Gang.

00:17:43.980 I don't know

00:17:44.480 what's going on

00:17:45.020 with the videos,

00:17:45.600 but they're not

00:17:45.920 up on Gas

00:17:46.360 Digital.

00:17:46.840 And our

00:17:47.100 audience organically

00:17:48.500 is now emailing

00:17:49.660 them viciously saying

00:17:50.720 where the fuck is

00:17:51.580 my favorite show,

00:17:52.560 you pieces of

00:17:53.260 Puerto Rican

00:17:53.620 garbage.

00:17:54.780 And,

00:17:55.180 Toad ruined

00:17:57.320 it.

00:17:58.060 No,

00:17:58.300 no,

00:17:58.480 mine is like a

00:17:59.920 little Easter

00:18:00.720 egg.

00:18:01.340 Toad,

00:18:01.600 you're like the

00:18:02.400 fucking moment in

00:18:03.280 Oz where they see

00:18:04.320 behind the curtain.

00:18:05.140 That's what you

00:18:05.660 just did.

00:18:06.160 Yeah,

00:18:06.360 exactly.

00:18:06.660 God damn

00:18:06.860 retard.

00:18:07.360 No,

00:18:07.640 that's the wrong

00:18:08.600 thing.

00:18:08.860 You did it in the

00:18:09.600 beginning of the

00:18:10.200 story.

00:18:10.920 Breaking the

00:18:11.440 fourth wall is

00:18:12.560 a fucking

00:18:13.240 ambiance.

00:18:15.540 Oh,

00:18:16.120 God.

00:18:17.140 Yeah,

00:18:17.380 exactly.

00:18:17.820 There you go.

00:18:18.280 Shit like that.

00:18:18.940 All right.

00:18:19.780 Let's pull one of

00:18:20.560 these fucking

00:18:20.880 videos.

00:18:21.120 I'm legitimately

00:18:21.200 angry.

00:18:21.700 You're still

00:18:21.980 defending this.

00:18:22.860 I know.

00:18:23.240 It's crazy.

00:18:23.460 I was retarded.

00:18:25.340 And it's like,

00:18:25.900 I think you

00:18:26.340 genuinely think

00:18:27.060 you did like

00:18:27.740 kind of where

00:18:28.320 you genuinely

00:18:28.920 don't think

00:18:29.420 that was fucked

00:18:29.980 like you

00:18:30.680 fucked up the

00:18:31.520 bit.

00:18:31.720 I mean,

00:18:31.860 I guess maybe

00:18:32.280 you didn't

00:18:33.260 but it's like

00:18:33.940 you could have

00:18:34.600 you know what

00:18:34.980 I mean?

00:18:35.220 Like,

00:18:35.940 no,

00:18:36.360 I just like

00:18:38.120 I like living

00:18:38.820 life dangerously.

00:18:40.220 It's not

00:18:40.760 dangerously.

00:18:41.340 That's stupid.

00:18:43.280 That's some

00:18:44.080 either way.

00:18:44.600 I'm running

00:18:45.080 out in front

00:18:45.500 of cars.

00:18:46.220 Some fraudulent

00:18:46.940 alpha shit.

00:18:47.700 I don't like it.

00:18:50.480 By the way,

00:18:51.380 top,

00:18:51.760 you think that's

00:18:52.440 a long time

00:18:53.000 to wait for

00:18:53.380 Lewis.

00:18:53.720 Wait till you

00:18:54.120 try to schedule

00:18:54.680 with anyone

00:18:55.280 who has a

00:18:55.740 booker.

00:18:56.620 Fucking dumb

00:18:57.340 shit ever.

00:18:58.320 I'm not gonna

00:18:58.980 lie.

00:18:59.180 I'm like this

00:19:00.160 close.

00:19:00.500 You know,

00:19:00.800 I'm never

00:19:01.060 gonna fuck

00:19:01.380 people with

00:19:01.720 bookers.

00:19:04.400 I just want

00:19:05.180 to say,

00:19:05.660 I said in

00:19:06.380 the group

00:19:06.700 chat that

00:19:07.180 we're like

00:19:07.660 all in a

00:19:08.180 canoe,

00:19:08.700 right?

00:19:09.180 And we're

00:19:09.500 all paddling

00:19:10.200 in sync

00:19:10.720 together in

00:19:11.220 one spot.

00:19:13.880 The wizard

00:19:14.720 of odds.

00:19:17.860 I'm more

00:19:18.480 one of the

00:19:19.220 munchers.

00:19:23.020 But you

00:19:23.620 said that

00:19:24.240 toad is like

00:19:24.900 there's a

00:19:25.760 toad shaped

00:19:26.380 anchor.

00:19:27.240 That's

00:19:27.320 weird.

00:19:30.720 No,

00:19:31.580 no,

00:19:31.680 no.

00:19:31.940 So what

00:19:33.720 I forget

00:19:34.720 who was it

00:19:35.520 might have

00:19:35.700 been I

00:19:36.540 think it

00:19:36.720 was top,

00:19:37.100 but someone

00:19:37.620 said I

00:19:39.100 feel like

00:19:39.440 we're all

00:19:39.820 rowing a

00:19:40.320 boat and

00:19:41.000 toad won't

00:19:41.440 pick up a

00:19:41.860 paddle.

00:19:42.200 And I

00:19:42.360 said to be

00:19:42.900 fair,

00:19:43.240 he's actually

00:19:43.920 dragging along

00:19:44.720 the sea floor

00:19:45.480 with a chain

00:19:46.020 tied to his

00:19:46.520 ankle like he's

00:19:47.340 a fucking

00:19:47.640 anchor for us.

00:19:49.040 Man, I love

00:19:49.760 you,

00:19:49.940 toad, but

00:19:50.360 Jesus fucking

00:19:51.340 Christ, if

00:19:51.960 you don't

00:19:52.160 stop bitching

00:19:52.740 the goddamn

00:19:53.260 DMs, I

00:19:53.800 swear to

00:19:54.040 God, I

00:19:54.240 don't want

00:19:54.420 to be mean

00:19:54.720 to you on

00:19:54.940 the show,

00:19:55.240 but like you

00:19:55.680 make me so

00:19:56.180 fucking furious

00:19:57.120 after seven

00:19:57.720 days, seven

00:19:58.440 days of

00:19:58.940 pet up

00:19:59.300 animosity as

00:20:00.300 you just

00:20:00.640 won't lift a

00:20:01.260 fucking weight

00:20:02.140 and make

00:20:02.820 your life

00:20:03.200 better.

00:20:03.880 I do.

00:20:05.700 You don't.

00:20:07.380 There's no way

00:20:08.080 you are.

00:20:09.860 Maybe I'm not

00:20:10.560 doing it.

00:20:11.340 You'd be better

00:20:12.140 off just like

00:20:13.060 leaving your

00:20:14.080 whole life

00:20:14.660 behind and

00:20:15.240 just going

00:20:15.660 elsewhere.

00:20:15.980 Don't even

00:20:16.200 worry about

00:20:16.680 selling the

00:20:17.100 house.

00:20:17.240 Just leave

00:20:17.660 it.

00:20:17.800 Just walk

00:20:18.100 away.

00:20:18.660 Create a new

00:20:19.140 life.

00:20:21.340 My death.

00:20:27.520 No, no,

00:20:27.880 no.

00:20:28.020 You should

00:20:28.320 get all of

00:20:29.980 your goods,

00:20:31.380 put them in

00:20:31.720 a picnic

00:20:32.060 basket,

00:20:32.820 tie it to

00:20:33.240 the end of

00:20:33.700 a broomstick

00:20:35.720 and then

00:20:36.340 walk down

00:20:37.340 the goddamn

00:20:38.380 train track.

00:20:40.860 Then I

00:20:42.080 would be

00:20:42.520 peeing.

00:20:42.960 I just

00:20:43.200 imagine

00:20:43.600 the old

00:20:44.740 Hulk thing

00:20:45.940 where he's

00:20:47.660 got the

00:20:48.080 thumb out

00:20:48.620 trying to

00:20:49.280 hitchhike.

00:20:51.340 You guys

00:20:52.640 know what I'm

00:20:52.800 talking about.

00:20:53.200 I forget

00:20:53.520 the Lou

00:20:54.020 Ferrigno

00:20:54.400 Hulk one

00:20:54.840 where he's

00:20:55.140 always the

00:20:55.500 little guy

00:20:55.940 inside the

00:20:56.500 road,

00:20:57.100 that sad

00:20:57.600 Hulk theme

00:20:58.160 song at

00:20:58.720 the end

00:20:59.080 of the

00:20:59.260 show.

00:21:00.540 Someone out

00:21:01.340 there knows

00:21:01.680 it.

00:21:01.820 That's an

00:21:02.020 old reference.

00:21:03.520 One more

00:21:05.280 mailbag.

00:21:10.260 Let's see

00:21:12.020 here.

00:21:12.420 So Novum

00:21:12.980 asks,

00:21:13.780 well,

00:21:14.060 you are now

00:21:14.640 the owner

00:21:15.080 of any

00:21:15.600 country you

00:21:16.220 want.

00:21:16.740 What do

00:21:17.040 you change

00:21:17.440 the flag

00:21:17.940 to?

00:21:19.060 Swastika.

00:21:19.540 What do

00:21:26.720 you go

00:21:26.880 with top?

00:21:28.260 It's a

00:21:28.740 symbol of

00:21:29.160 peace.

00:21:29.940 Why not?

00:21:31.660 Actually,

00:21:32.140 I'm going to

00:21:32.720 send it to

00:21:33.100 the group

00:21:33.380 chat right

00:21:33.780 now what

00:21:34.180 mine would

00:21:34.660 be and he

00:21:35.040 can bring

00:21:35.380 it up.

00:21:37.240 I'll change

00:21:37.900 it to the

00:21:38.260 Israeli flag.

00:21:39.640 I know what

00:21:40.320 I'm doing.

00:21:41.000 I'm going to

00:21:41.300 go with a

00:21:42.320 big black

00:21:42.680 man with

00:21:42.980 the dick

00:21:43.300 sitting on

00:21:44.020 the edge

00:21:44.220 of the bed

00:21:44.540 but with a

00:21:45.960 swastika right

00:21:47.100 over the top

00:21:47.820 of it.

00:21:48.240 That'd be

00:21:48.420 fucking based

00:21:49.120 and so

00:21:49.460 confusing.

00:21:50.300 What about

00:21:50.940 just a

00:21:51.480 faggot?

00:21:54.940 Is this

00:21:57.660 really a

00:21:58.180 book?

00:21:58.940 Yeah,

00:21:59.460 it actually

00:22:00.280 sounds pretty

00:22:00.840 good too.

00:22:01.480 I read the

00:22:01.740 little summary.

00:22:03.060 It actually

00:22:03.520 sounds like a

00:22:03.960 good book.

00:22:05.320 All right.

00:22:08.240 Jose is the

00:22:09.240 type of dude

00:22:09.740 to go to

00:22:10.260 Barnes and

00:22:10.640 Nobles and

00:22:11.140 buy a book

00:22:11.620 from the

00:22:12.000 black section.

00:22:13.340 Just like

00:22:13.700 browsing.

00:22:15.400 Oh my

00:22:15.760 God,

00:22:16.040 imagine

00:22:16.320 just buying

00:22:17.520 that single

00:22:18.180 book and

00:22:18.620 just going

00:22:19.120 up to

00:22:19.460 the front

00:22:19.860 and looking

00:22:20.260 in the

00:22:20.520 eyes.

00:22:21.220 You buy

00:22:21.520 it.

00:22:22.840 Next on

00:22:25.060 No Way

00:22:25.340 Jose,

00:22:25.860 the live

00:22:26.640 reading series

00:22:27.460 of nigger.

00:22:28.560 Hey,

00:22:28.860 you should

00:22:29.180 hand it to

00:22:29.980 the cashier

00:22:30.540 and be

00:22:30.840 like,

00:22:31.340 I'm kind

00:22:31.640 of totally

00:22:33.080 light to

00:22:33.420 your teeth

00:22:33.760 because you're

00:22:34.300 buying a

00:22:34.780 book,

00:22:35.360 but say

00:22:35.660 that you

00:22:35.980 have

00:22:36.160 eyesight

00:22:37.760 and be

00:22:38.420 like,

00:22:38.620 I want

00:22:38.800 to make

00:22:39.060 sure I

00:22:39.340 got the

00:22:39.600 right book

00:22:39.940 for me.

00:22:41.960 You should

00:22:42.580 say you

00:22:42.900 have dyslexia

00:22:43.720 and you

00:22:43.960 thought the

00:22:44.300 book was

00:22:44.580 called

00:22:44.800 ginger.

00:22:45.320 You

00:22:50.000 need the

00:22:50.280 cashier

00:22:50.560 to say

00:22:50.860 it.

00:22:51.060 Why was

00:22:51.520 this in

00:22:51.760 the

00:22:51.880 cookbook

00:22:52.340 section?

00:22:52.820 Oh,

00:22:52.960 they're

00:22:53.080 talking

00:22:53.260 about

00:22:53.460 washing

00:22:53.840 chicken

00:22:54.200 in

00:22:54.380 here?

00:22:55.660 Shit

00:22:56.100 like

00:22:56.280 that.

00:22:56.640 That'd

00:22:56.700 be

00:22:56.760 good.

00:22:57.380 No,

00:22:57.960 it's

00:22:58.080 even

00:22:58.200 better.

00:22:58.600 Go up

00:22:59.120 there,

00:22:59.380 look,

00:22:59.600 like,

00:22:59.800 go to

00:23:00.100 the

00:23:00.220 front

00:23:00.380 desk

00:23:00.660 looking

00:23:01.020 for

00:23:01.260 the

00:23:01.380 book.

00:23:01.700 I

00:23:01.800 can't

00:23:02.620 seem

00:23:02.820 to

00:23:02.980 find

00:23:03.240 it.

00:23:03.520 It's

00:23:03.680 a

00:23:03.780 very

00:23:03.960 popular

00:23:04.320 book.

00:23:05.440 I'm

00:23:05.920 looking

00:23:06.100 for

00:23:06.320 nigger

00:23:06.600 by

00:23:06.840 Dick

00:23:07.120 Gregory.

00:23:08.500 Just

00:23:08.960 like

00:23:09.140 loud

00:23:09.460 and

00:23:09.600 proud.

00:23:09.840 not

00:23:10.080 even

00:23:10.200 like

00:23:10.340 loud,

00:23:10.780 just

00:23:10.840 like

00:23:11.040 matter

00:23:11.320 of

00:23:11.460 fact.

00:23:12.520 I'm

00:23:12.960 looking

00:23:13.160 for

00:23:13.540 how

00:23:19.400 Jose

00:23:19.760 always

00:23:20.100 says

00:23:20.300 it

00:23:20.440 so

00:23:20.740 properly.

00:23:21.680 He's

00:23:21.700 just

00:23:21.840 like

00:23:22.020 nigger.

00:23:24.120 I hear

00:23:24.740 they sell

00:23:25.120 nigger

00:23:25.320 here.

00:23:28.060 It was

00:23:32.880 too good

00:23:33.640 of a

00:23:33.880 joke.

00:23:34.100 It

00:23:34.180 sounds

00:23:34.380 like

00:23:34.540 you're

00:23:34.680 going

00:23:34.820 to

00:23:34.920 a

00:23:35.040 slave

00:23:35.280 auction.

00:23:35.700 That

00:23:36.180 was

00:23:36.380 a

00:23:36.520 hard

00:23:36.820 one

00:23:37.360 too.

00:23:37.660 I

00:23:38.040 know,

00:23:38.380 but

00:23:38.440 it's

00:23:38.580 the

00:23:38.700 title

00:23:38.940 of

00:23:39.100 a

00:23:39.220 fucking

00:23:39.500 book.

00:23:39.940 What

00:23:40.040 am I

00:23:40.200 supposed

00:23:40.400 to

00:23:40.580 do?

00:23:42.320 Not

00:23:42.720 in the

00:23:43.000 clip

00:23:43.220 that I'm

00:23:43.520 going to

00:23:43.680 make.

00:23:47.920 Backdrops

00:23:48.320 a fucking

00:23:48.720 slave

00:23:49.080 auction.

00:23:50.760 Cole's

00:23:51.160 not here

00:23:51.620 and we're

00:23:51.880 saying it

00:23:52.260 more than

00:23:52.680 in any

00:23:53.000 other

00:23:53.200 episode.

00:23:53.900 Is this

00:23:54.200 who you

00:23:54.560 want to

00:23:55.060 run for

00:23:55.440 president?

00:23:58.840 Tim

00:23:59.280 has been

00:24:00.480 on all

00:24:00.920 kinds of

00:24:01.320 podcasts

00:24:01.620 saying the

00:24:02.240 word and

00:24:02.580 it's

00:24:02.760 just

00:24:02.900 that

00:24:04.660 one

00:24:05.000 clip

00:24:05.400 over

00:24:05.720 again.

00:24:07.340 If they

00:24:07.880 want to

00:24:08.640 end

00:24:08.960 me,

00:24:09.220 they

00:24:09.320 can

00:24:09.460 do

00:24:09.620 it

00:24:09.960 with

00:24:10.160 all

00:24:10.420 the

00:24:10.540 other

00:24:10.700 crazy

00:24:11.000 shit.

00:24:11.720 Imagine

00:24:12.080 doing a

00:24:12.480 Joe Rogan

00:24:12.960 edit for

00:24:13.340 Clint,

00:24:13.660 but just

00:24:13.960 that

00:24:14.180 one.

00:24:16.380 Maybe

00:24:16.740 do

00:24:16.940 different

00:24:17.300 backdrops,

00:24:18.100 different

00:24:18.340 green screen

00:24:18.920 backdrops,

00:24:19.560 but the

00:24:19.720 same

00:24:19.920 thing.

00:24:22.420 It

00:24:22.860 looks like

00:24:23.340 it's

00:24:23.520 different,

00:24:23.980 but it's

00:24:24.180 just

00:24:24.320 the

00:24:24.460 one

00:24:24.660 time.

00:24:26.920 Just a

00:24:30.100 terrible

00:24:30.400 deep

00:24:30.700 fake of

00:24:31.080 me.

00:24:32.460 Oh,

00:24:32.860 that's

00:24:33.040 what I'll

00:24:33.220 say.

00:24:33.440 I'll

00:24:33.540 just say

00:24:33.780 it was

00:24:33.920 a

00:24:34.020 deep

00:24:34.200 fake.

00:24:34.420 Perfect.

00:24:34.780 That

00:24:35.400 would

00:24:35.680 be

00:24:35.860 good to

00:24:36.240 do

00:24:36.360 a

00:24:36.600 viral

00:24:36.960 campaign

00:24:37.460 to

00:24:37.660 cancel

00:24:38.060 Clint

00:24:38.500 butt

00:24:39.040 with

00:24:39.260 just

00:24:39.420 for

00:24:39.540 the

00:24:39.660 one

00:24:39.880 time

00:24:40.140 he

00:24:40.240 said

00:24:40.420 nigger,

00:24:40.720 but try

00:24:40.960 to make

00:24:41.240 it sound

00:24:41.480 like it was

00:24:41.780 a million

00:24:42.160 times.

00:24:42.860 It's very

00:24:43.460 obvious it's

00:24:44.140 not a million

00:24:44.720 times.

00:24:45.020 It's all

00:24:45.260 the same

00:24:45.620 one

00:24:45.880 time.

00:24:48.840 Somebody

00:24:49.280 told Owen

00:24:50.000 Benjamin

00:24:50.380 that we

00:24:51.120 used

00:24:51.340 the

00:24:51.480 n-word

00:24:51.840 a lot

00:24:52.180 and he

00:24:52.460 was

00:24:52.560 like

00:24:52.740 adults.

00:24:54.100 And now

00:24:54.900 I'm

00:24:55.060 thinking

00:24:55.240 I'm

00:24:55.420 completely

00:24:55.960 not

00:24:56.280 like

00:24:56.480 adults.

00:24:56.760 We've

00:24:57.060 riffed

00:24:58.500 for

00:24:58.620 five

00:24:59.080 minutes

00:24:59.360 on

00:24:59.520 the

00:24:59.640 n-word.

00:25:00.140 Just keep

00:25:00.400 going.

00:25:03.440 It's a

00:25:05.760 work of

00:25:08.380 literature.

00:25:10.000 Oh,

00:25:10.400 God.

00:25:11.080 Maybe.

00:25:11.900 I haven't

00:25:12.140 read it.

00:25:12.920 All right.

00:25:13.640 Go ahead and

00:25:14.200 run one of

00:25:14.740 those videos.

00:25:15.300 You can

00:25:15.460 take your

00:25:15.900 pick,

00:25:16.180 Diggie.

00:25:17.020 That should

00:25:17.520 be the

00:25:18.740 book for

00:25:19.180 that song

00:25:19.760 This Is

00:25:20.100 America.

00:25:21.140 I don't

00:25:22.020 know.

00:25:22.260 It feels

00:25:22.480 like the

00:25:22.680 same thing.

00:25:24.300 Yeah,

00:25:24.640 maybe.

00:25:25.660 Oh,

00:25:25.940 my God.

00:25:26.900 This is a

00:25:27.920 live reaction

00:25:28.500 we're getting

00:25:28.820 from.

00:25:29.740 Not gonna

00:25:30.220 lie,

00:25:30.440 this one

00:25:30.700 was hard

00:25:31.020 to watch.

00:25:31.780 What do

00:25:32.620 we have

00:25:32.860 here?

00:25:33.300 Okay,

00:25:33.540 let me

00:25:33.720 give the

00:25:33.940 backstory.

00:25:34.580 So this

00:25:34.880 white dude's

00:25:35.700 driving through

00:25:36.140 Oakland.

00:25:36.480 I'll cut

00:25:37.040 straight to

00:25:38.600 the chase.

00:25:39.000 Just remember

00:25:39.280 that little

00:25:39.780 book I showed

00:25:40.320 you a minute

00:25:40.560 ago?

00:25:40.780 Basically

00:25:41.000 that.

00:25:41.640 Go on.

00:25:45.500 Do I

00:25:47.060 want to

00:25:47.300 see this?

00:25:48.060 Or am I

00:25:48.440 going to be

00:25:48.700 mad?

00:25:49.760 Yeah,

00:25:50.020 no,

00:25:50.260 it's going

00:25:50.420 to make

00:25:50.660 you,

00:25:50.800 well,

00:25:51.060 I'm going

00:25:51.580 to let

00:25:51.780 you just

00:25:52.380 feel this

00:25:52.760 organically.

00:25:53.900 It does

00:25:54.500 feel right.

00:25:55.980 Good point,

00:25:56.660 Alex.

00:25:57.280 All right,

00:25:57.700 so there's

00:25:59.200 a fucking

00:25:59.680 car circles

00:26:01.740 that are being

00:26:02.140 dragged,

00:26:02.640 as you can

00:26:03.080 see from

00:26:03.760 the fucking

00:26:04.080 tire tracks,

00:26:04.760 and this

00:26:05.520 white dude's

00:26:05.980 car gets

00:26:06.380 hit,

00:26:06.800 and he

00:26:07.060 gets out,

00:26:07.620 and this

00:26:07.840 is what

00:26:08.000 happens

00:26:08.260 next.

00:26:08.980 Wait,

00:26:09.280 is this

00:26:09.620 the one

00:26:09.840 you told

00:26:10.120 me not

00:26:10.420 to watch?

00:26:11.140 Yes.

00:26:11.380 so,

00:26:12.340 okay,

00:26:12.980 so his

00:26:13.920 car was

00:26:14.640 hit by,

00:26:16.420 whoa.

00:26:19.540 Oh,

00:26:20.280 no.

00:26:22.760 He's so

00:26:23.360 fat,

00:26:23.880 though,

00:26:23.980 he can

00:26:24.200 probably take

00:26:24.760 some of

00:26:25.040 those punches.

00:26:26.480 Yeah,

00:26:26.660 I'm not so

00:26:27.040 sure,

00:26:27.340 Toad.

00:26:27.900 Oh,

00:26:28.620 I don't

00:26:29.080 know,

00:26:29.320 they're getting

00:26:29.880 his kidneys

00:26:30.480 pretty good,

00:26:31.200 probably.

00:26:31.560 Like,

00:26:31.700 this is,

00:26:35.060 this is where

00:26:35.500 it gets

00:26:35.780 really dark,

00:26:36.660 though.

00:26:37.640 They turn

00:26:38.320 the camera

00:26:38.760 around,

00:26:39.460 and it's

00:26:39.720 like,

00:26:40.240 nothing's

00:26:40.920 even happening.

00:26:41.460 No!

00:26:42.660 No!

00:26:43.360 They just

00:26:43.900 lifted him up

00:26:44.600 by his,

00:26:45.680 by the seat

00:26:46.340 of his pants.

00:26:47.740 Poor,

00:26:48.180 poor Tim

00:26:48.920 Dylan got

00:26:49.360 too comfortable

00:26:49.860 saying the

00:26:50.220 N-word.

00:26:52.940 That's all

00:26:53.700 of us,

00:26:54.280 that's all

00:26:54.860 of us,

00:26:55.500 after they

00:26:55.980 see our clip.

00:26:57.020 Did they

00:26:57.420 fingers move

00:26:58.060 at all when

00:26:58.740 they did

00:26:58.980 that?

00:27:00.020 No,

00:27:00.240 no,

00:27:00.460 why is it

00:27:00.800 stopping?

00:27:01.700 There's

00:27:02.200 more?

00:27:03.320 I want

00:27:04.000 you to see

00:27:04.820 the end,

00:27:05.500 because it's

00:27:05.900 like,

00:27:06.600 when you

00:27:07.020 realize that

00:27:07.600 the entire

00:27:08.560 time that

00:27:08.980 they're just

00:27:09.260 fucking taking

00:27:09.980 his life,

00:27:10.620 they're doing

00:27:11.760 donuts.

00:27:13.120 It's so

00:27:13.800 crazy.

00:27:14.500 This is where

00:27:15.120 it gets

00:27:15.340 kind of

00:27:15.620 funny.

00:27:17.600 It's like

00:27:18.220 dancing on

00:27:18.760 the grave

00:27:19.100 type shit.

00:27:19.760 This dude's

00:27:20.140 like hanging

00:27:20.480 off for

00:27:20.820 dear life,

00:27:21.320 and they're

00:27:21.480 doing donuts

00:27:22.300 the entire

00:27:22.900 time.

00:27:24.340 So crazy.

00:27:25.580 Jesus.

00:27:26.400 Oh my

00:27:26.840 God.

00:27:27.320 Knock the

00:27:28.000 fuck out.

00:27:28.980 We're going

00:27:29.240 to get banned

00:27:29.720 for this?

00:27:30.100 Really?

00:27:31.160 Probably.

00:27:32.100 If we're not

00:27:32.520 going to get

00:27:32.780 banned for

00:27:33.160 fucking

00:27:33.440 everything else

00:27:34.180 we've already

00:27:34.460 done.

00:27:34.880 Is that

00:27:35.280 his car?

00:27:38.880 Probably.

00:27:40.220 And look how

00:27:40.640 close they are

00:27:41.340 to fucking

00:27:41.720 hitting people.

00:27:42.280 It's so

00:27:42.680 crazy.

00:27:43.320 And this

00:27:45.200 guy robs

00:27:46.540 him,

00:27:46.820 I guess.

00:27:48.000 Donut.

00:27:50.400 Donut.

00:27:51.300 They're taking

00:27:52.280 pictures of

00:27:53.100 him with his

00:27:53.660 phone,

00:27:54.080 I think.

00:27:54.320 fuck it on

00:27:54.960 his head.

00:27:55.740 Okay.

00:27:56.760 Okay.

00:27:57.920 What is

00:27:58.340 going on in

00:27:59.080 this video?

00:28:00.340 So they

00:28:01.320 were protesting?

00:28:03.240 Is this

00:28:03.800 what's happening

00:28:04.180 here?

00:28:04.420 Because I'm

00:28:04.660 trying to

00:28:04.940 dissect the

00:28:05.600 psychology.

00:28:06.440 No,

00:28:06.840 they're not

00:28:07.100 protesting.

00:28:07.920 It's the

00:28:08.080 voice of the

00:28:08.560 people,

00:28:09.000 Tom.

00:28:09.240 Mute it.

00:28:10.400 There you

00:28:10.820 go.

00:28:11.100 This is why

00:28:11.840 I said

00:28:12.240 that.

00:28:19.420 Just a

00:28:20.220 peaceful,

00:28:20.620 a mostly

00:28:21.340 peaceful

00:28:21.820 protest.

00:28:22.760 Yeah,

00:28:23.120 yeah,

00:28:23.440 for sure.

00:28:28.760 Oh,

00:28:29.240 man.

00:28:29.480 This is why

00:28:30.380 I said

00:28:30.740 that that

00:28:31.160 Uber driver

00:28:33.820 in Austin

00:28:36.140 was,

00:28:36.720 this is why

00:28:37.480 I said

00:28:37.780 he was not

00:28:38.420 in the wrong

00:28:39.020 because I

00:28:39.540 think he

00:28:39.780 was in a

00:28:40.140 similar

00:28:40.380 situation

00:28:40.940 to this

00:28:41.300 dude.

00:28:41.620 Like he

00:28:41.820 thought he

00:28:42.160 was going

00:28:42.420 to get

00:28:42.580 dragged

00:28:42.960 out of

00:28:43.220 his car

00:28:43.640 by this

00:28:43.980 mob.

00:28:44.840 This

00:28:45.080 motherfucker

00:28:45.540 should have

00:28:45.880 listened to

00:28:46.180 Scott Adams.

00:28:46.840 That's all

00:28:47.120 I can say.

00:28:48.320 Oh,

00:28:48.880 I really

00:28:50.220 man.

00:28:51.700 Yeah.

00:28:52.480 Scott Adams

00:28:53.060 is pretty

00:28:53.720 right now.

00:28:54.660 Oh,

00:28:54.940 Clint,

00:28:55.320 I feel like

00:28:55.900 I don't know

00:28:56.300 why you did

00:28:56.720 this to me.

00:28:57.140 You just

00:28:57.360 hurt my

00:28:57.660 feelings with

00:28:58.100 this video.

00:28:58.900 Oh,

00:28:59.040 really?

00:28:59.360 I just

00:28:59.920 I just

00:29:00.420 thought that

00:29:00.760 it would

00:29:01.040 set you on

00:29:01.780 some sort

00:29:02.120 of racist

00:29:02.460 tirade,

00:29:02.920 which I

00:29:03.140 could laugh

00:29:03.480 at.

00:29:03.760 Did he

00:29:03.980 survive?

00:29:05.220 It's

00:29:05.460 setting me

00:29:05.740 on a racist

00:29:06.180 tirade

00:29:06.540 because I'm

00:29:06.900 trying to

00:29:07.440 rationalize

00:29:08.100 it as

00:29:08.380 what's the

00:29:09.340 psychology

00:29:09.780 here?

00:29:10.020 How do

00:29:10.200 these people

00:29:10.480 think?

00:29:11.020 And I'm

00:29:11.360 like,

00:29:11.600 wow,

00:29:11.980 they might

00:29:12.320 not even

00:29:12.640 be thinking

00:29:13.020 at all.

00:29:13.500 You're

00:29:13.660 making me

00:29:14.060 more racist

00:29:14.600 by trying

00:29:15.040 to be

00:29:15.260 not racist.

00:29:16.160 No,

00:29:16.520 I'm not

00:29:17.420 trying to

00:29:17.920 not be

00:29:18.340 racist.

00:29:18.840 I'm trying

00:29:19.080 to see

00:29:19.620 how racist

00:29:20.040 you can

00:29:20.360 get.

00:29:20.880 You've

00:29:21.180 heard before

00:29:21.780 that I

00:29:22.460 can't

00:29:22.660 remember

00:29:22.920 what the

00:29:23.200 percentage

00:29:23.540 is,

00:29:23.880 but not

00:29:24.280 everyone

00:29:24.760 has an

00:29:25.120 internal

00:29:25.420 monologue,

00:29:26.020 but an

00:29:27.000 internal

00:29:27.300 voice.

00:29:28.240 I still

00:29:28.440 don't

00:29:28.540 believe

00:29:28.860 that.

00:29:29.160 I

00:29:29.200 think

00:29:29.340 people

00:29:29.540 just

00:29:29.720 don't

00:29:29.840 understand

00:29:30.120 what

00:29:30.280 thinking

00:29:30.600 is.

00:29:31.160 Okay,

00:29:31.560 maybe,

00:29:32.160 exactly,

00:29:32.760 but I

00:29:32.940 think

00:29:33.060 people,

00:29:33.460 that's

00:29:33.700 the

00:29:33.820 point.

00:29:34.300 I

00:29:34.540 think

00:29:34.680 some

00:29:35.140 people

00:29:35.260 just

00:29:35.440 legit

00:29:35.740 don't.

00:29:36.460 Get it

00:29:36.720 off this

00:29:37.040 bloody face.

00:29:38.520 Cut me off,

00:29:39.340 dog.

00:29:39.740 But anyways,

00:29:40.620 it's the

00:29:41.980 idea of

00:29:42.360 autonomous

00:29:43.060 thought.

00:29:45.280 You know when

00:29:45.820 you're driving

00:29:46.340 and you don't

00:29:47.640 even realize

00:29:48.060 what you're

00:29:48.300 doing?

00:29:49.120 I think

00:29:49.960 a lot of

00:29:51.340 people are

00:29:51.700 on some

00:29:52.420 sort of

00:29:52.700 level between

00:29:53.280 that and

00:29:54.280 legit

00:29:54.940 consciousness.

00:29:55.220 They're

00:29:55.500 mindless

00:29:55.920 savages.

00:29:56.660 Yes,

00:29:56.980 basically.

00:29:59.720 they're on

00:30:02.000 the same

00:30:02.340 level as

00:30:02.860 like how

00:30:03.220 animals just

00:30:04.120 kind of,

00:30:04.480 you know,

00:30:04.620 just they

00:30:05.360 know what

00:30:05.720 they have

00:30:06.000 to do

00:30:06.220 to keep

00:30:06.520 moving.

00:30:07.880 I was

00:30:10.120 telling my

00:30:11.960 wife this,

00:30:12.960 I said,

00:30:13.720 isn't it

00:30:14.080 crazy how

00:30:14.560 13% of

00:30:15.560 the population

00:30:16.200 makes up

00:30:17.180 95% of

00:30:23.680 the wild

00:30:24.520 videos I

00:30:25.260 see online.

00:30:26.960 It feels

00:30:29.180 like there's

00:30:29.620 like for

00:30:30.020 every one

00:30:30.500 white person

00:30:31.020 there is

00:30:31.380 like a

00:30:31.820 black person

00:30:32.320 but it's

00:30:32.620 not right.

00:30:33.420 It's like

00:30:33.740 like six

00:30:34.520 to one

00:30:34.880 or something

00:30:35.160 like that.

00:30:36.120 But I feel

00:30:36.780 like we

00:30:37.340 just see them

00:30:37.740 online doing

00:30:38.360 crazy shit

00:30:38.860 so much

00:30:39.240 that it's

00:30:39.540 like what

00:30:40.340 is this?

00:30:40.880 This feels

00:30:41.240 like a

00:30:41.480 perfect

00:30:41.680 opportunity

00:30:42.100 to bring

00:30:42.400 up the

00:30:42.620 Tucker

00:30:42.780 Carlson

00:30:43.100 firing

00:30:43.440 because in

00:30:44.800 the thing

00:30:45.700 that allegedly

00:30:46.120 got him

00:30:46.500 fired,

00:30:47.460 he says

00:30:47.820 they don't

00:30:48.600 white people

00:30:49.860 don't fight

00:30:50.320 like that.

00:30:51.220 And the

00:30:51.740 implication is

00:30:52.380 that white

00:30:52.720 people fight

00:30:53.320 honorably

00:30:53.940 whereas black

00:30:54.780 people gang

00:30:56.140 up on.

00:30:57.580 And I'm

00:30:57.900 like,

00:30:58.360 man,

00:30:58.960 I shouldn't

00:30:59.280 have watched

00:30:59.540 that video

00:30:59.960 because I'm

00:31:00.440 feeling as if

00:31:01.280 he was totally

00:31:01.820 justified in

00:31:02.580 saying that

00:31:03.020 right now.

00:31:03.800 I thought he

00:31:04.320 was before

00:31:04.820 Tucker Carlson

00:31:06.480 said it.

00:31:06.800 Let's fucking

00:31:07.520 go.

00:31:07.960 Tucker on

00:31:08.380 Tower Gang.

00:31:09.160 Yeah,

00:31:09.460 let's.

00:31:09.860 Yeah,

00:31:10.060 come on.

00:31:11.240 Tucker Gang.

00:31:12.580 Here's the problem

00:31:13.620 though.

00:31:13.740 Is he still

00:31:14.260 got him fired?

00:31:15.880 Yeah,

00:31:16.360 allegedly.

00:31:17.160 I mean,

00:31:17.340 spitting facts,

00:31:18.000 dog.

00:31:18.580 Well,

00:31:18.760 no,

00:31:19.040 well,

00:31:19.300 I can fight.

00:31:20.640 Well,

00:31:20.860 yeah,

00:31:21.520 dude,

00:31:21.920 that's me.

00:31:22.480 Basically,

00:31:22.840 the bare knuckle

00:31:23.420 boxer there,

00:31:24.400 the guy in the

00:31:24.820 middle.

00:31:25.680 First off,

00:31:25.960 you know that

00:31:27.840 that's bullshit,

00:31:28.500 man.

00:31:29.260 There's no way

00:31:29.720 that they fired

00:31:30.200 him for that.

00:31:31.120 No,

00:31:31.320 no,

00:31:31.540 they fired him

00:31:32.460 because they

00:31:33.700 wanted to get

00:31:34.100 rid of him in the

00:31:34.740 lead up to the

00:31:35.440 election.

00:31:35.980 They don't want

00:31:36.360 him speaking to

00:31:37.720 an audience.

00:31:38.080 Honestly,

00:31:38.400 I,

00:31:38.900 anytime somebody

00:31:39.720 says this is

00:31:40.320 why Tucker

00:31:40.760 got fired,

00:31:41.600 I just zone it

00:31:42.140 out because

00:31:42.520 there's been a

00:31:43.280 million people and

00:31:44.020 everyone's just as

00:31:44.660 convinced of their

00:31:45.420 reason.

00:31:45.920 Like,

00:31:46.280 well,

00:31:46.460 see,

00:31:46.720 he questioned

00:31:47.240 Jeff K.

00:31:47.920 Well,

00:31:48.060 see,

00:31:48.280 he questioned

00:31:48.640 this narrative.

00:31:49.240 See,

00:31:49.420 he questioned

00:31:49.700 that.

00:31:49.960 Like,

00:31:50.280 I don't know,

00:31:50.520 maybe it's all of

00:31:51.120 them.

00:31:51.280 Maybe it's one of

00:31:51.800 them.

00:31:51.960 I don't fucking

00:31:52.400 know.

00:31:52.660 I just gave you

00:31:53.280 the right answer.

00:31:54.140 It's because of

00:31:56.140 the election.

00:31:57.060 I mean,

00:31:57.260 you're probably to

00:31:57.900 some extent,

00:31:58.460 right?

00:31:59.200 You think a talk

00:31:59.780 show like that

00:32:00.260 could actually

00:32:00.760 could actually

00:32:01.380 like really make

00:32:02.140 a difference in

00:32:02.780 whatever is going

00:32:03.300 to happen in

00:32:03.720 2024?

00:32:05.380 But if the

00:32:05.760 powers that be

00:32:06.920 did shut him

00:32:07.680 up,

00:32:08.240 do you think

00:32:08.560 it really?

00:32:09.500 The powers that

00:32:10.140 be think so.

00:32:11.220 Yeah,

00:32:11.740 I think they're

00:32:13.220 shooting themselves

00:32:13.700 in the foot,

00:32:14.160 though.

00:32:14.420 I think they're

00:32:14.740 creating.

00:32:15.200 No,

00:32:15.340 I agree.

00:32:15.780 I agree.

00:32:16.320 I think I

00:32:16.980 don't I

00:32:18.100 really feel like

00:32:18.700 they're just

00:32:19.100 going to fucking

00:32:20.140 he's going to

00:32:21.000 I mean,

00:32:21.240 unless he really

00:32:21.820 do find it

00:32:22.420 have some sort

00:32:22.760 of legal airtight

00:32:23.500 shit where he

00:32:24.080 doesn't do

00:32:24.500 anything.

00:32:24.820 But like,

00:32:25.680 I think he's

00:32:26.100 probably gonna

00:32:26.360 get a podcast,

00:32:27.260 get some sort

00:32:27.880 of network,

00:32:28.540 something.

00:32:29.060 He's still under

00:32:29.640 contract for a

00:32:30.260 year and a half.

00:32:30.780 So if they don't

00:32:31.240 let him out of

00:32:31.580 that contract,

00:32:32.020 they have to

00:32:32.420 pay him four

00:32:32.920 million a month

00:32:33.440 or two,

00:32:34.040 two,

00:32:34.540 two and a half

00:32:34.800 million a month

00:32:35.140 or something

00:32:35.360 like that.

00:32:35.740 And he can't

00:32:36.340 do shit.

00:32:36.880 So I think

00:32:37.580 that's really

00:32:37.960 it's going to

00:32:38.360 be interesting.

00:32:38.800 I heard a

00:32:39.540 funny metaphor.

00:32:41.520 They think that

00:32:42.720 he's a what's

00:32:44.520 it called when

00:32:45.020 you're a

00:32:45.300 quarterback,

00:32:46.140 a system

00:32:46.500 quarterback.

00:32:47.500 Like,

00:32:48.060 like,

00:32:48.280 you know how

00:32:48.520 Bill O'Reilly

00:32:49.000 was a system

00:32:49.540 quarterback,

00:32:49.820 but he was

00:32:50.260 the number one

00:32:50.660 guy in news

00:32:51.140 and everyone

00:32:51.460 thought he

00:32:51.840 couldn't be

00:32:52.460 replaced.

00:32:52.940 And then boom,

00:32:53.360 here comes Tucker

00:32:53.880 and it's like,

00:32:54.500 fuck you.

00:32:54.980 Yeah,

00:32:55.080 we can replace

00:32:55.660 you.

00:32:56.180 They did the

00:32:56.600 same thing

00:32:56.880 with Megan

00:32:57.140 Kelly.

00:32:57.460 They did the

00:32:57.780 same thing

00:32:58.080 with Glenn

00:32:59.160 Beck.

00:32:59.860 Like,

00:33:00.040 they did it

00:33:00.340 with a lot

00:33:00.620 of people.

00:33:01.500 I personally

00:33:02.460 am of the

00:33:02.860 opinion,

00:33:03.480 you really

00:33:03.940 can't replace

00:33:04.680 Tucker.

00:33:05.280 Tell me I'm

00:33:05.640 wrong.

00:33:06.560 No,

00:33:06.700 you're right.

00:33:07.020 You're right.

00:33:07.760 Yeah.

00:33:08.920 Yeah.

00:33:09.100 All right.

00:33:09.900 There you go.

00:33:10.800 I want to

00:33:11.540 point out,

00:33:11.920 a lot of

00:33:12.140 people keep

00:33:12.580 pointing out

00:33:13.040 a lot of

00:33:13.600 stuff that

00:33:15.160 seems like

00:33:15.640 he was

00:33:16.880 almost

00:33:17.100 controlled

00:33:17.460 opposition

00:33:17.840 or a

00:33:18.360 limited

00:33:18.540 hangout

00:33:19.140 with

00:33:19.520 Tucker.

00:33:20.120 And I

00:33:20.400 think there

00:33:20.680 is something

00:33:21.380 to that,

00:33:21.920 but I

00:33:22.100 think there's

00:33:22.420 almost like

00:33:22.720 a parallel

00:33:23.160 between that

00:33:23.900 and like,

00:33:24.520 a lot of

00:33:24.700 people say

00:33:24.940 the same

00:33:25.200 thing like

00:33:25.480 Putin.

00:33:26.100 Like,

00:33:26.320 is he,

00:33:26.860 is he like

00:33:27.780 a World

00:33:28.240 Economic

00:33:28.660 Forum

00:33:29.020 stooge

00:33:29.580 or some

00:33:29.880 shit

00:33:29.980 and he's

00:33:30.180 controlled

00:33:30.420 opposition?

00:33:31.140 I think

00:33:31.660 it's like

00:33:32.020 one of

00:33:32.280 those things

00:33:32.500 where he's

00:33:32.820 like,

00:33:33.020 I'm a

00:33:33.240 real boy

00:33:33.640 type thing.

00:33:34.200 And I

00:33:34.380 get that

00:33:34.720 vibe from

00:33:35.160 Tucker

00:33:35.440 to where

00:33:35.760 maybe he

00:33:36.740 was,

00:33:37.200 whether

00:33:37.300 intentionally

00:33:37.900 or just

00:33:38.500 kind of

00:33:38.840 by,

00:33:40.000 you know,

00:33:40.620 or just

00:33:41.040 by effect,

00:33:42.020 he was

00:33:42.540 controlled

00:33:42.860 opposition

00:33:43.200 before.

00:33:43.660 I think

00:33:43.860 he is now

00:33:44.380 kind of

00:33:44.700 in this

00:33:44.940 spot of

00:33:45.300 like,

00:33:45.580 well,

00:33:45.680 I'm

00:33:45.900 kind of

00:33:46.500 look at

00:33:46.780 me where

00:33:47.060 I am.

00:33:47.400 I can

00:33:47.560 kind of

00:33:47.760 do what

00:33:47.920 I want.

00:33:48.260 And he's

00:33:48.560 right.

00:33:49.400 In the

00:33:49.580 same way

00:33:49.880 Putin

00:33:50.120 was kind

00:33:50.500 of right

00:33:50.780 too.

00:33:51.160 Like,

00:33:51.360 what are

00:33:51.520 you going

00:33:51.640 to do

00:33:51.760 about it?

00:33:52.140 That's

00:33:52.540 100%

00:33:53.040 where he's

00:33:53.360 at.

00:33:53.420 I agree.

00:33:54.140 What are

00:33:54.520 you going

00:33:54.660 to do

00:33:54.800 about it?

00:33:55.240 That'd

00:33:55.420 kill you.

00:33:56.220 Yeah,

00:33:56.440 I mean,

00:33:56.640 they could,

00:33:57.060 but,

00:33:57.320 you know.

00:33:58.120 Yeah,

00:33:58.380 Fox's numbers

00:33:59.740 are already

00:34:00.120 tanking,

00:34:00.700 but I do

00:34:01.080 think that

00:34:01.640 this is just

00:34:03.180 an attempt

00:34:03.660 to silence

00:34:04.400 him,

00:34:04.580 and I think

00:34:04.800 that's going

00:34:05.160 to fail

00:34:05.460 too,

00:34:05.720 because I

00:34:06.000 think his

00:34:06.240 audience

00:34:06.540 will follow

00:34:07.040 him where

00:34:07.360 he goes.

00:34:08.780 And it

00:34:08.960 ain't just

00:34:09.260 the Tucker

00:34:09.640 hour,

00:34:10.160 which is

00:34:10.480 wild.

00:34:10.960 It's in

00:34:11.320 the key

00:34:11.920 male demographic

00:34:12.700 because no

00:34:13.140 one gives

00:34:13.420 a fuck

00:34:13.900 about you

00:34:14.340 women when

00:34:15.280 you watch

00:34:15.700 shit.

00:34:16.680 I hear it

00:34:17.140 20 to 45

00:34:17.660 right now.

00:34:18.080 All right.

00:34:18.980 Why is Fat

00:34:20.960 Dave not

00:34:21.420 on the show?

00:34:22.540 Because he's

00:34:22.880 a fucking

00:34:23.340 he's in

00:34:23.840 church.

00:34:24.260 He's in

00:34:24.600 church talking

00:34:25.160 like that.

00:34:26.180 The key

00:34:27.460 demographic

00:34:27.960 for men

00:34:28.380 is 20

00:34:28.720 to 45

00:34:29.160 because otherwise

00:34:30.120 if you're

00:34:30.520 older,

00:34:30.840 no one gives

00:34:31.160 a fuck.

00:34:31.560 And if you

00:34:31.840 have a

00:34:32.180 pussy,

00:34:32.820 no one

00:34:33.240 gives a

00:34:33.700 fuck.

00:34:34.280 So the

00:34:34.760 key demographic

00:34:35.380 being men,

00:34:36.160 men only

00:34:37.300 as the

00:34:37.860 ratings,

00:34:40.520 not just for

00:34:41.100 the Tucker

00:34:41.420 hour,

00:34:41.700 which was

00:34:41.920 eight o'clock,

00:34:42.320 but like all

00:34:43.460 of their

00:34:43.840 hours is down

00:34:45.000 over 50%

00:34:45.920 of that

00:34:46.580 particular

00:34:47.060 demographic.

00:34:47.620 So like men

00:34:48.160 are just

00:34:48.400 like we

00:34:49.060 out.

00:34:49.760 Yeah,

00:34:50.100 exactly.

00:34:50.900 Yeah.

00:34:52.440 You guys

00:34:52.900 want to do

00:34:53.160 something funny?

00:34:54.320 Yeah.

00:34:54.740 Yeah.

00:34:54.880 Yeah.

00:34:55.080 Yeah.

00:34:55.480 What else

00:34:55.780 we got?

00:34:56.300 Yeah.

00:34:56.780 Yeah.

00:34:56.980 Yeah.

00:34:57.380 Jose,

00:34:57.680 I had to

00:34:58.120 interject on

00:34:59.160 that one just

00:34:59.520 because I

00:34:59.780 wanted the

00:35:00.040 guy's bloody

00:35:00.880 face off

00:35:01.580 the screen

00:35:02.040 because I

00:35:02.280 don't want

00:35:02.480 to get

00:35:02.680 banned,

00:35:03.180 but I

00:35:03.380 don't

00:35:03.480 know.

00:35:03.920 Very

00:35:04.180 that was

00:35:04.720 very like

00:35:05.100 retro

00:35:05.580 tower power

00:35:06.520 hour.

00:35:06.880 What we

00:35:07.040 just did

00:35:07.440 there kind

00:35:08.220 of fell

00:35:08.500 into that.

00:35:09.280 Yeah.

00:35:09.460 We went

00:35:09.660 in big,

00:35:10.200 big brain

00:35:10.760 mode.

00:35:11.980 Like we

00:35:12.780 do that

00:35:13.280 sometimes.

00:35:13.820 It only

00:35:14.060 happens if

00:35:14.440 we have

00:35:14.660 a stroke.

00:35:16.400 We become

00:35:17.160 not retarded.

00:35:18.680 Now we're

00:35:19.220 going to go

00:35:19.500 for this

00:35:19.940 to do

00:35:20.480 something

00:35:20.720 funny?

00:35:21.400 Oh,

00:35:21.740 Jesus.

00:35:23.820 Let's

00:35:24.260 fucking go.

00:35:25.620 Did the

00:35:26.160 other guy

00:35:26.640 die,

00:35:27.740 by the way,

00:35:28.040 the white

00:35:28.340 guy?

00:35:28.920 The fact

00:35:29.140 video is

00:35:30.060 15 minutes

00:35:30.620 long?

00:35:32.560 Yeah.

00:35:33.100 Yeah.

00:35:33.400 15 minutes

00:35:33.940 long,

00:35:34.280 obviously.

00:35:35.960 Oh,

00:35:36.460 my God.

00:35:38.640 Wait,

00:35:38.880 he killed

00:35:39.220 him that

00:35:39.560 quick?

00:35:40.380 Yeah.

00:35:41.060 Choke

00:35:41.320 cold,

00:35:41.700 man.

00:35:42.000 Yeah,

00:35:42.160 I don't

00:35:42.320 care why

00:35:42.580 I didn't

00:35:42.680 just let

00:35:43.040 him go

00:35:43.340 when he

00:35:43.560 passed

00:35:43.840 out.

00:35:44.360 I don't

00:35:44.800 get that.

00:35:46.300 That's the

00:35:46.800 biggest thing.

00:35:47.240 How do you

00:35:47.540 kill his

00:35:47.880 baby?

00:35:48.020 He's not

00:35:48.280 passed out.

00:35:48.880 His mouse

00:35:49.180 is dead.

00:35:49.540 Now he's

00:35:50.180 dead.

00:35:50.860 You can show

00:35:51.720 someone when

00:35:52.160 they're alive

00:35:52.560 but not

00:35:52.920 dead.

00:35:53.500 Right,

00:35:53.800 right,

00:35:54.100 right.

00:35:54.380 Yeah.

00:35:55.080 I believe

00:35:55.760 so.

00:35:56.520 You can

00:35:56.740 show the

00:35:57.900 video of

00:35:58.220 them in

00:35:58.860 the process

00:35:59.340 of dying

00:35:59.800 but not

00:36:00.240 dead.

00:36:01.140 We're not

00:36:01.520 sure when

00:36:02.080 he died.

00:36:02.700 He passed

00:36:03.100 out,

00:36:03.780 like I said,

00:36:04.340 14 minutes

00:36:05.000 ago.

00:36:05.300 I've been

00:36:05.560 choking.

00:36:06.600 I don't

00:36:07.540 get how

00:36:08.500 he killed.

00:36:09.820 I mean,

00:36:09.980 I get like

00:36:10.700 in concept

00:36:11.300 how you

00:36:11.580 kill him

00:36:11.800 but I

00:36:12.420 don't know.

00:36:12.580 I've done

00:36:12.860 enough

00:36:13.060 jujitsu to

00:36:13.540 be like,

00:36:13.780 you can

00:36:14.020 tell when

00:36:14.560 someone goes

00:36:15.060 limp.

00:36:15.500 Like,

00:36:15.600 I don't

00:36:15.780 get why

00:36:16.240 it is.

00:36:16.960 I'll tell

00:36:17.520 you why

00:36:17.900 I think,

00:36:18.680 I don't

00:36:19.820 know why

00:36:20.260 he died

00:36:20.680 but I

00:36:21.040 have a

00:36:21.720 theory about

00:36:22.300 black people

00:36:22.880 about what

00:36:23.820 happened here.

00:36:25.400 Follow me.

00:36:26.440 Follow me

00:36:27.080 here.

00:36:27.700 Okay,

00:36:28.480 we got this

00:36:29.020 guy getting

00:36:29.720 choked out.

00:36:30.320 See,

00:36:30.460 look at that.

00:36:30.900 Bam.

00:36:31.220 I mean,

00:36:31.400 look,

00:36:31.660 his eyes are

00:36:32.500 exes and

00:36:33.600 it's like,

00:36:33.880 it's not

00:36:34.160 even that

00:36:34.500 great of a

00:36:34.940 choke.

00:36:35.240 Hand's not

00:36:35.620 really behind.

00:36:36.160 I mean,

00:36:36.340 he's applying

00:36:37.060 some.

00:36:37.540 It's a decent

00:36:38.280 choke.

00:36:39.240 God,

00:36:39.520 God.

00:36:44.020 So,

00:36:44.860 now,

00:36:45.360 let's go

00:36:46.060 back.

00:36:46.500 Let's go

00:36:46.840 back about

00:36:47.320 three years,

00:36:47.980 right?

00:36:48.540 Another guy

00:36:49.220 getting choked

00:36:50.560 out to death

00:36:51.220 but like

00:36:52.520 with a knee

00:36:54.200 on some weak

00:36:55.280 shit.

00:36:55.880 It's almost

00:36:56.360 like I'm like,

00:36:56.820 these people

00:36:57.140 got weak

00:36:57.620 necks and

00:36:58.100 I keep

00:36:58.380 going further

00:36:59.540 and then you

00:37:00.560 have the guy

00:37:00.980 that was selling

00:37:01.480 the loosies.

00:37:02.060 He gets

00:37:02.720 put in

00:37:03.000 like a

00:37:03.260 two-second

00:37:03.660 chokehold.

00:37:04.700 Guys,

00:37:05.180 I'm like,

00:37:05.540 Eric Garner,

00:37:06.540 yeah.

00:37:07.180 You know,

00:37:07.460 you know what

00:37:07.820 it is?

00:37:08.940 They're next.

00:37:10.040 It's their next.

00:37:10.680 I have an

00:37:11.980 explanation.

00:37:13.100 If you

00:37:13.480 don't eat

00:37:14.180 unwashed

00:37:16.020 chicken,

00:37:16.680 you're next

00:37:17.040 to you.

00:37:18.860 That's what

00:37:19.380 it is.

00:37:19.960 It's all

00:37:20.280 that dawn,

00:37:20.820 the dawn

00:37:21.140 particles.

00:37:21.780 It breaks

00:37:22.040 down something

00:37:22.520 in their

00:37:22.880 spine.

00:37:23.520 So,

00:37:23.740 literally,

00:37:24.160 these guys,

00:37:25.580 I mean,

00:37:25.860 when they wear

00:37:26.320 those heavy

00:37:26.780 necklaces,

00:37:27.360 they're playing

00:37:27.740 with fire.

00:37:28.780 Like,

00:37:28.900 anything

00:37:29.260 can break.

00:37:30.400 I do see

00:37:31.500 a disproportionate

00:37:32.360 amount of

00:37:32.800 black men

00:37:33.200 in wheelchairs.

00:37:34.340 Maybe they're

00:37:35.280 all paraplegics

00:37:36.000 because they

00:37:36.500 got too

00:37:37.500 big of a

00:37:38.480 Jesus piece.

00:37:39.660 Yeah,

00:37:39.900 the rest of

00:37:40.520 them is like,

00:37:41.060 they're like,

00:37:41.400 built like

00:37:41.740 Greek gods.

00:37:42.280 It's hilarious,

00:37:42.860 right?

00:37:43.060 They come out

00:37:43.760 the box with

00:37:44.260 a six-pack,

00:37:45.120 but it's like,

00:37:45.800 God was like,

00:37:46.660 nah,

00:37:46.840 you got a

00:37:47.140 weak neck,

00:37:47.600 though.

00:37:49.720 Speaking of

00:37:50.740 Greek gods,

00:37:51.720 look at this

00:37:52.120 fucking,

00:37:52.540 the flowing,

00:37:53.220 curly locks

00:37:53.940 of this murderer.

00:37:55.220 Sexy devil,

00:37:56.020 huh?

00:37:56.660 Sexy hair there.

00:37:58.000 Carved out of

00:37:58.640 marble.

00:37:59.000 I mean,

00:37:59.600 if we lived

00:38:00.940 in a halfway

00:38:01.480 decent society,

00:38:02.980 what's going to

00:38:03.560 happen is this

00:38:04.180 guy here,

00:38:04.980 this guy that's

00:38:05.720 getting killed,

00:38:06.640 he's going to

00:38:07.000 get put on a

00:38:08.220 bench in bronze,

00:38:09.060 but if we lived

00:38:09.640 in a good society,

00:38:10.680 this picture would

00:38:11.360 be carved out of

00:38:12.060 marble.

00:38:14.320 Yeah,

00:38:14.760 yeah,

00:38:14.960 that's true.

00:38:15.340 Like,

00:38:15.560 well,

00:38:15.660 what's happening

00:38:16.140 here?

00:38:16.520 It was like,

00:38:16.740 well,

00:38:16.840 you have this

00:38:17.240 Greek goddess,

00:38:17.900 he's fighting

00:38:18.360 some kind of

00:38:18.940 demigod,

00:38:19.440 but really just

00:38:19.960 a black person.

00:38:21.180 And we,

00:38:21.580 oh my God,

00:38:25.340 you take the

00:38:25.820 black curly hair

00:38:26.580 and make him

00:38:26.940 snakes.

00:38:27.380 he's our

00:38:32.540 Medusa,

00:38:33.660 I guess.

00:38:35.240 The censoring

00:38:36.560 of the,

00:38:37.180 the censoring

00:38:38.980 of the,

00:38:39.760 the joke

00:38:41.420 explainer

00:38:42.020 extraordinaire

00:38:42.620 is just

00:38:42.940 crushing it

00:38:43.400 tonight.

00:38:43.660 I'm too

00:38:44.700 autistic.

00:38:48.420 Yeah,

00:38:49.980 you could have

00:38:50.500 given me a

00:38:51.200 toad with a

00:38:51.800 banger for a

00:38:52.480 couple of the

00:38:52.840 other ones that

00:38:53.620 I had tonight,

00:38:54.100 but the,

00:38:54.400 the censoring of

00:38:56.860 the guy dying

00:38:58.040 is kind of like,

00:38:58.720 it's kind of like

00:38:59.700 censoring the boob

00:39:00.720 where the death

00:39:01.940 is the nipple.

00:39:03.880 Yeah,

00:39:04.440 and it's weird

00:39:05.160 how they like,

00:39:05.720 are,

00:39:05.840 but like,

00:39:06.420 have you ever seen

00:39:06.900 like on,

00:39:07.440 you'll see sometimes

00:39:08.020 like on stuff

00:39:09.180 where they don't

00:39:09.620 allow nudity,

00:39:10.220 where they'll have

00:39:10.540 like sheer clothing

00:39:11.520 and you can see

00:39:11.980 their nipples,

00:39:12.560 but if they,

00:39:12.960 but if they have

00:39:13.960 like nothing on you,

00:39:15.740 you can't show

00:39:16.360 the nipples.

00:39:16.900 It is weird.

00:39:17.600 It's a weird conundrum.

00:39:20.580 They just shoot

00:39:21.380 in the air

00:39:21.800 and they're like,

00:39:22.700 their neck breaks.

00:39:24.500 Wait,

00:39:24.840 wait,

00:39:25.580 can you,

00:39:26.700 can you show a dick

00:39:27.660 if you have something

00:39:28.300 sheer over it?

00:39:29.960 If you cover the pee hole?

00:39:32.900 You ever seen a black

00:39:33.900 person in a neck brace?

00:39:34.980 No,

00:39:35.160 you haven't

00:39:35.560 because they always

00:39:36.200 just die.

00:39:37.180 An old white detective

00:39:38.280 in a black neighborhood,

00:39:39.360 he's like,

00:39:39.720 seen it a thousand times.

00:39:42.520 Are the blacks

00:39:44.100 next week

00:39:45.200 because,

00:39:45.660 because they're eating

00:39:46.460 a lot of chicken

00:39:47.160 and they become

00:39:47.760 what they eat?

00:39:52.600 No,

00:39:53.240 I was debating

00:39:55.140 whether it was there

00:39:55.820 or not.

00:39:56.760 I was like,

00:39:57.900 God damn it,

00:39:58.400 it was too close

00:39:58.920 to the joke

00:39:59.340 I already made.

00:40:00.700 I thought he was

00:40:02.060 explaining your joke

00:40:02.600 so I immediately

00:40:03.120 like from the jump

00:40:04.000 was like,

00:40:04.380 I'm not accepting it

00:40:05.980 and then he went

00:40:06.460 around and I was like,

00:40:08.160 maybe I'll like it,

00:40:08.880 I don't know.

00:40:09.280 I love the idea

00:40:11.120 of a 1960s detective

00:40:12.700 though,

00:40:13.020 dude.

00:40:13.600 He's just like,

00:40:15.020 weak neck blacks.

00:40:21.500 Every fucking time.

00:40:23.660 I thought Clint

00:40:25.460 was on the verge

00:40:28.220 of saying weak niggers.

00:40:31.080 No,

00:40:31.740 I only,

00:40:32.200 one per year.

00:40:33.620 Oh my God,

00:40:34.580 dude.

00:40:34.760 I don't know

00:40:36.620 how we made

00:40:37.320 that funny

00:40:37.880 but we couldn't

00:40:38.660 make the white dude

00:40:39.800 getting beat down

00:40:40.460 funny.

00:40:40.820 But anyways,

00:40:41.440 you know,

00:40:41.780 you live and you learn.

00:40:43.460 Well,

00:40:43.600 I know.

00:40:44.180 Because

00:40:44.460 this is a good story.

00:40:48.080 Because the white guy

00:40:49.300 getting beat up

00:40:49.960 was tragic.

00:40:50.680 I see.

00:40:51.300 In the white guy

00:40:52.520 one,

00:40:52.720 the hero died,

00:40:53.800 man.

00:40:54.800 And in the other one,

00:40:56.100 the villain did.

00:40:57.000 So,

00:40:57.660 that's why.

00:40:58.900 No,

00:40:59.300 I just really,

00:41:00.600 I can't,

00:41:01.160 I can't put myself

00:41:03.200 in the same place

00:41:03.820 as this guy

00:41:04.240 getting choked out

00:41:04.860 for being crazy

00:41:05.440 on the train.

00:41:06.340 I can't put myself

00:41:07.400 in that white person's

00:41:08.540 place.

00:41:08.820 I think that's why.

00:41:09.400 It's like,

00:41:09.640 I drive a car sometimes.

00:41:11.300 And it's like,

00:41:11.600 so that guy.

00:41:13.080 I came through a city.

00:41:15.160 Yeah,

00:41:15.380 that one time.

00:41:15.880 That's pretty wild

00:41:16.600 that like,

00:41:17.240 you're like,

00:41:18.920 you're stopped in traffic

00:41:20.280 because dudes

00:41:21.040 are just doing donuts.

00:41:22.100 They clip your car.

00:41:23.340 You get out

00:41:23.780 and you're like,

00:41:24.180 yo,

00:41:24.400 what the fuck?

00:41:25.020 And then just like,

00:41:25.820 oh,

00:41:26.080 you want to die today?

00:41:27.360 Like,

00:41:27.600 what a bizarre reaction.

00:41:28.900 Anyways,

00:41:29.180 I don't want to make

00:41:29.600 tough anymore racist.

00:41:30.380 I really want to find

00:41:31.940 a video of the full thing

00:41:33.240 and like watching him

00:41:34.000 dying and everything

00:41:34.460 because I just don't

00:41:35.640 like,

00:41:35.880 I get,

00:41:36.180 I know we're joking

00:41:36.660 about the neck

00:41:37.080 or whatever,

00:41:37.420 but like,

00:41:38.400 I just,

00:41:38.920 I've choked out,

00:41:40.000 been choked out enough

00:41:40.980 and I've choked out

00:41:41.580 enough people enough

00:41:42.240 to where like,

00:41:42.960 and I don't know,

00:41:43.300 I feel like there's

00:41:43.780 a significant amount

00:41:44.620 of time after someone

00:41:45.560 passes out that you

00:41:46.320 have to hold the choke

00:41:47.320 to actually kill them.

00:41:48.060 Yes,

00:41:48.080 you do.

00:41:48.500 People said,

00:41:49.380 people said it was 15 minutes.

00:41:51.060 There is no way

00:41:52.100 he had that synced up

00:41:53.460 for 15 minutes.

00:41:54.340 The dude,

00:41:54.800 he would be,

00:41:55.300 his body would be

00:41:56.160 fucking rigid at that point.

00:41:57.900 No,

00:41:58.080 you're like beyond

00:41:58.900 murderous intent

00:41:59.700 at that point

00:42:00.240 and you're dealing

00:42:00.620 with incompatible.

00:42:01.580 Like,

00:42:01.920 I have no problem

00:42:02.660 with him choking him out

00:42:03.980 but it is like,

00:42:04.760 I will say that

00:42:05.680 that does sound fucked up

00:42:07.040 that he killed them

00:42:07.720 because it's like,

00:42:08.620 you just like kept holding it?

00:42:10.080 Like,

00:42:10.260 what do you want?

00:42:10.560 I mean,

00:42:10.760 let's think about this

00:42:11.780 for a second.

00:42:12.280 Eric Gardner was choked

00:42:13.440 for what,

00:42:13.960 30,

00:42:14.340 45 seconds

00:42:15.200 but he was also 450 pounds,

00:42:17.800 obviously smoked cigarettes

00:42:18.940 given that he,

00:42:19.560 given that he was

00:42:20.040 selling Lucy's.

00:42:20.760 The neck thing too?

00:42:21.880 Yeah,

00:42:22.300 enormously weak neck

00:42:23.720 and then you also,

00:42:24.840 you also have George Floyd

00:42:26.240 who,

00:42:27.360 well,

00:42:27.680 the knee is actually

00:42:28.740 on the upper back,

00:42:30.260 not even the neck

00:42:30.920 but it's close enough

00:42:32.080 to the neck

00:42:32.460 to cause neck damage

00:42:33.760 because weak neck

00:42:35.160 but he's on fentanyl

00:42:36.900 so once again,

00:42:38.020 underlying cause.

00:42:39.180 Here,

00:42:39.560 we have a mentally ill man

00:42:40.640 who says he's very,

00:42:41.700 very hungry.

00:42:42.520 He's,

00:42:42.760 in fact,

00:42:43.140 that's what he's ranting about.

00:42:44.140 He says he hasn't drank

00:42:44.880 in water in a long time.

00:42:46.180 Perhaps he's dehydrated,

00:42:47.360 also weakening the neck.

00:42:48.980 My thesis here

00:42:50.100 is that black people

00:42:50.960 don't die from anything

00:42:51.920 other than neck ailments

00:42:52.920 and if you were to keep

00:42:53.800 their neck safe,

00:42:54.400 they could live forever.

00:42:55.280 Interesting.

00:42:55.920 Wow.

00:42:56.400 See,

00:42:56.920 now if I created

00:42:57.700 like a holocaust

00:42:58.680 for black people,

00:42:59.400 it would just be

00:42:59.900 like a rollercoaster,

00:43:00.820 right?

00:43:01.420 And everyone's strapped in

00:43:02.420 and going real fast

00:43:03.400 and it takes turns.

00:43:07.820 You just put a trash can

00:43:09.240 at the end of the tracks

00:43:10.460 where all of their heads

00:43:11.300 deploy.

00:43:11.660 Oh, my God.

00:43:16.280 That house just would look

00:43:18.280 like an amusement ride

00:43:19.360 if people come to visit it

00:43:20.900 later on.

00:43:22.260 It'll be a Home Depot bucket.

00:43:26.560 The white people get off

00:43:27.760 there like,

00:43:28.080 that ride was awesome.

00:43:29.120 Holy shit.

00:43:32.040 Clint,

00:43:32.480 are you sure that this guy

00:43:33.800 wasn't also on something,

00:43:35.360 though?

00:43:35.440 Because he was like,

00:43:36.120 I believe he was really

00:43:38.620 ranting and screaming

00:43:40.240 at all the people

00:43:41.180 on the train,

00:43:41.880 whatever.

00:43:43.580 That's the easiest way.

00:43:46.080 Oh, my God.

00:43:47.100 It is interesting

00:43:47.960 that they always went

00:43:48.660 for the noose.

00:43:49.500 It's like,

00:43:49.900 when you go to Auschwitz,

00:43:51.500 do they make you pay

00:43:52.380 like a fee

00:43:53.020 to come into like the park?

00:43:55.420 Probably.

00:43:55.600 Do you have to?

00:43:57.260 I'm sure it's ran by Jews.

00:43:58.620 There's no way they don't.

00:44:00.160 It's crazy that they're treating

00:44:01.500 it like an amusement park

00:44:02.540 almost.

00:44:02.940 By the way,

00:44:04.320 we come up with new slurs

00:44:06.140 for black people

00:44:06.940 on an episode

00:44:08.000 by episode basis

00:44:09.140 on this show.

00:44:09.740 So now they're

00:44:10.300 the weak necks.

00:44:13.820 That's the new one.

00:44:15.040 Neckers.

00:44:17.320 Weak neckers.

00:44:19.460 The neckers.

00:44:20.620 Oh, my God, dude.

00:44:22.460 God damn it, man.

00:44:24.200 Chicken neckers.

00:44:24.940 Chicken neckers.

00:44:25.780 There we go.

00:44:26.500 Chicken neckers.

00:44:27.320 Dude, explain.

00:44:31.300 What's up, my necker?

00:44:32.940 Dude, explain, though,

00:44:36.320 if their necks are already weak,

00:44:37.820 why do you have those

00:44:38.400 African tribes

00:44:39.440 that like elongate

00:44:40.460 their necks even further?

00:44:41.660 It's because they're

00:44:42.620 setting up essentially

00:44:44.340 armor around their fucking necks.

00:44:47.580 We fucking cracked the code.

00:44:50.900 Keep holding that shit in place.

00:44:53.520 That's all that Wakanda is.

00:44:54.900 Wakanda's like,

00:44:55.620 we finally found out a way

00:44:57.260 how to not break our necks.

00:44:58.860 And that's like,

00:44:59.280 that's like their Wakanda.

00:45:00.400 Like, no flying cars?

00:45:01.580 They're like, no, no, no.

00:45:02.380 We just,

00:45:03.220 we're not dying as often now.

00:45:04.900 We shall live forever.

00:45:08.700 Motherfucker.

00:45:11.580 No, guys,

00:45:12.280 we got to come back on this one

00:45:13.380 because he is right.

00:45:14.620 It's not every episode,

00:45:15.600 but at least every other episode

00:45:17.040 we have a legitimately funny

00:45:19.220 racial slur for black people.

00:45:21.020 Hey, this is what we do here.

00:45:24.500 Embrace it.

00:45:26.380 Oh, shit.

00:45:28.320 Oh, my God.

00:45:29.440 What else we got?

00:45:30.100 What else?

00:45:30.460 Yeah, what else we got?

00:45:31.120 Will Dickie,

00:45:31.780 produce.

00:45:33.680 We got a bunch of stuff.

00:45:34.900 I don't even know

00:45:35.360 what's coming next.

00:45:38.840 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:45:42.140 Oh, no.

00:45:44.780 Oh, you know,

00:45:45.760 this is why you never see

00:45:46.900 black people in the Olympics

00:45:47.900 for diving.

00:45:48.740 Not because they can't swim,

00:45:49.780 because it's just the impact

00:45:50.960 on the water.

00:45:51.560 You know,

00:45:55.740 the diamond sign

00:45:56.520 with the person

00:45:57.080 that's head back

00:45:57.720 hitting the floor.

00:46:00.000 It's like,

00:46:00.480 that's like for black people,

00:46:01.620 but just at the top

00:46:02.420 of the water.

00:46:02.940 It's like,

00:46:03.140 if you dive in,

00:46:04.380 you're going to snap

00:46:04.960 your shit up,

00:46:05.600 so don't even dive

00:46:06.360 with your head.

00:46:08.780 Kelly's neck is so funny

00:46:09.780 because that means

00:46:10.200 the mom lowered

00:46:10.940 the son down

00:46:12.140 to the lake

00:46:12.680 using his neck.

00:46:14.660 Yeah,

00:46:15.060 she was trying to drown.

00:46:16.500 The first abortion.

00:46:22.040 All right.

00:46:22.660 This is awful,

00:46:24.580 but go on.

00:46:25.380 An 18-year-old boy

00:46:26.280 died when doctors

00:46:27.200 tried to create

00:46:27.960 a vagina for him

00:46:28.800 using part of his colon.

00:46:30.320 His colon was used

00:46:31.160 because puberty blockers

00:46:32.240 stopped growth

00:46:32.780 of his genitals,

00:46:33.580 which meant there

00:46:34.140 wasn't enough tissue

00:46:35.000 to do the penile

00:46:35.820 inversion surgery,

00:46:36.860 but they did it anyways

00:46:38.180 using his ass tube.

00:46:40.740 Imagine,

00:46:41.860 imagine being a,

00:46:43.340 let's say being a guy,

00:46:44.600 right?

00:46:44.880 No, no, no,

00:46:45.400 don't do it.

00:46:46.500 And they put this,

00:46:48.200 let's say this person lived

00:46:49.500 and they put this fake pussy

00:46:51.000 on them

00:46:51.480 using their asshole meat

00:46:53.200 and now you're like a virgin

00:46:55.280 and you lose it,

00:46:56.080 first off,

00:46:56.400 you lose it to a bussy,

00:46:57.600 which is a tranny

00:46:58.240 and it's literally a bussy

00:46:59.400 and you're fucking something,

00:47:01.260 but it's actually a butthole.

00:47:02.920 Like no matter what you do,

00:47:04.160 you're fucking this person

00:47:05.000 in the butthole.

00:47:05.340 No, that's anal sex

00:47:06.840 straight up.

00:47:07.460 But it's not even

00:47:07.940 a chick's butthole,

00:47:08.800 it's a dude's butthole.

00:47:10.720 Like you really,

00:47:11.660 literally may as well

00:47:12.420 just do anal at this point.

00:47:14.260 Well, you can do anal

00:47:15.500 two ways.

00:47:16.200 Do they put a stopper

00:47:19.360 or is it just

00:47:20.060 straight through?

00:47:21.280 You can just

00:47:21.620 a hole from one side

00:47:24.100 to the other.

00:47:24.880 Is there a term for this

00:47:26.840 when the,

00:47:27.200 the mussy

00:47:28.140 can't be formed

00:47:29.600 by inverting the penis

00:47:30.700 but you have to

00:47:31.280 form it with the colon?

00:47:34.560 I know, see.

00:47:35.500 Sounds like a fucking

00:47:39.140 ancient god.

00:47:41.480 The cussy?

00:47:43.220 The cussy?

00:47:44.180 I don't know.

00:47:44.860 All right, what else

00:47:45.500 we got?

00:47:46.200 I don't think there's

00:47:47.280 really anything to riff

00:47:48.100 on this.

00:47:48.440 I don't know who decided

00:47:49.000 to pull this shit up.

00:47:50.640 What is this?

00:47:51.940 Oh, here we go.

00:47:53.540 Oh, okay.

00:47:54.080 Yo, this is perfect.

00:47:55.500 So top,

00:47:56.100 this is a commercial

00:47:57.080 created entirely by AI.

00:47:59.960 Oh, no.

00:48:00.520 No.

00:48:01.180 Get ready, dude.

00:48:02.300 Yo, serious.

00:48:02.920 Check it out.

00:48:06.840 What the fuck?

00:48:08.540 Smash Mouth, baby.

00:48:09.560 I love it.

00:48:36.500 There was a John Legend

00:48:37.440 looking motherfucker

00:48:38.240 in there because

00:48:38.760 John Legend does look

00:48:39.940 like one of those

00:48:40.280 random guys you'd

00:48:40.960 throw in a commercial.

00:48:41.880 You notice how

00:48:42.800 like basically

00:48:43.400 I wonder what

00:48:45.760 the humans want

00:48:47.180 that the 17th

00:48:50.220 thing is.

00:48:51.080 Yes.

00:48:53.060 Oh, my God.

00:48:54.360 Did you notice

00:48:55.240 in this commercial

00:48:55.920 though that all

00:48:56.460 the white people

00:48:57.040 are kind of like

00:48:58.060 partying and drinking

00:48:58.940 and all the black

00:48:59.580 people are lighting

00:49:00.220 shit on fire?

00:49:03.800 Chinese Dave Smith.

00:49:04.820 Go back a couple

00:49:05.460 of seconds.

00:49:06.100 Oh, you're right.

00:49:07.180 John Legend.

00:49:07.380 What is that?

00:49:08.240 John Legend sucking

00:49:09.700 a dildo and thirsty.

00:49:12.160 Oh, it looks like

00:49:12.820 Dave Smith in

00:49:13.680 Squid Games.

00:49:17.220 Yeah, it's an Asian

00:49:18.460 Dave.

00:49:21.420 And why

00:49:22.340 why are they all

00:49:23.620 like blowing

00:49:24.500 bottles of beer?

00:49:26.280 Because AI doesn't

00:49:27.380 understand how to

00:49:28.000 drink water.

00:49:29.060 Obviously, look at

00:49:29.780 you ever seen Mark

00:49:30.440 Zuckerberg drink the

00:49:31.220 water?

00:49:31.800 He's like, they're

00:49:32.840 not sure.

00:49:33.600 Six fingers.

00:49:34.360 Not sure how to

00:49:34.980 drink water.

00:49:35.460 Yeah.

00:49:37.600 And it has like

00:49:38.480 this kind of

00:49:38.880 Oh, I didn't even

00:49:39.220 notice the fingers.

00:49:40.040 Look.

00:49:40.280 Yeah, I just

00:49:40.620 now noticed.

00:49:41.680 Oh, yeah.

00:49:42.100 He's got like

00:49:42.780 20 fingers.

00:49:43.980 20 fingers.

00:49:46.360 Nephilim

00:49:46.760 motherfucker.

00:49:47.940 Just deep

00:49:48.740 throating a Pepsi

00:49:49.620 or whatever.

00:49:50.140 This is just

00:49:50.960 all.

00:49:52.840 How does

00:49:53.440 anybody watch

00:49:54.720 this and their

00:49:55.340 internal like

00:49:56.540 like the person

00:49:57.520 inside of them

00:49:58.180 say this isn't

00:49:59.060 good.

00:49:59.360 that was that

00:50:01.500 was my first

00:50:02.020 reaction.

00:50:02.460 This is why I

00:50:02.860 wanted to play it

00:50:03.440 for you because I

00:50:03.920 know you'd

00:50:04.320 fucking freak

00:50:05.080 out and think

00:50:07.500 of the backlash

00:50:09.240 that I got on my

00:50:10.320 my Twitter thread

00:50:11.420 of that like you

00:50:12.680 should you should

00:50:13.340 take this video and

00:50:14.300 put it as an

00:50:14.800 addendum and be

00:50:15.460 like told you

00:50:16.360 motherfuckers.

00:50:18.100 No, no, but it's

00:50:18.820 like it's the fact

00:50:19.380 that like you like

00:50:20.100 that doesn't make

00:50:20.820 you feel weird a

00:50:21.700 little bit.

00:50:22.500 Nobody else

00:50:24.660 though.

00:50:25.440 Nobody else.

00:50:26.080 I like dude.

00:50:27.140 I thought it was

00:50:27.540 fucking right on.

00:50:28.580 I was like it

00:50:29.440 does go a little

00:50:30.020 fucking out there

00:50:31.280 but it's like I'm

00:50:32.180 not I don't know

00:50:32.800 if you're wrong.

00:50:33.680 It could be legit.

00:50:34.520 This thread got

00:50:35.080 ratioed by view.

00:50:36.140 It has like a

00:50:36.660 million views and

00:50:37.480 I have 500 likes.

00:50:40.360 I don't know about

00:50:41.780 you but I don't.

00:50:42.520 That's awesome.

00:50:43.580 It's retarded.

00:50:44.680 It's retarded.

00:50:45.840 Because it's not

00:50:46.400 going viral.

00:50:47.520 People aren't

00:50:48.040 liking it because

00:50:48.700 they're like they're

00:50:49.240 seeing and they're

00:50:49.800 like something to

00:50:50.860 it but they're

00:50:51.320 like I don't

00:50:52.360 know.

00:50:53.380 And then you'll

00:50:54.000 see a video like

00:50:54.540 this and it doesn't

00:50:55.080 rub them the wrong

00:50:55.700 way at all.

00:50:56.280 You know what

00:50:56.840 though top that's

00:50:57.580 how you find your

00:50:58.180 tribe.

00:50:58.740 That's how you

00:50:59.160 find your tribe

00:50:59.820 right there.

00:51:00.420 Oh yeah.

00:51:01.040 All 600 of you

00:51:02.220 that like that.

00:51:04.300 I mean it's it was

00:51:05.380 extreme schizo shit

00:51:06.540 but I was like he

00:51:07.460 has a point here.

00:51:08.520 Like I don't even

00:51:09.360 know about all the

00:51:10.120 Nephilim when you

00:51:10.740 get into that I was

00:51:11.300 like yo I don't

00:51:11.760 know.

00:51:12.180 But the point about

00:51:13.860 AI though I was

00:51:15.060 like that it's

00:51:15.760 fucking interesting

00:51:16.620 like that it's

00:51:17.520 that it's demonic.

00:51:18.580 I don't know.

00:51:19.140 It's yeah.

00:51:19.520 I mean look at this

00:51:20.100 fucking shit but tell

00:51:21.320 me that's not demonic.

00:51:22.420 I think he's right

00:51:23.080 and yeah I yeah

00:51:24.800 re-retweet it.

00:51:26.180 I yeah then Armani

00:51:27.580 was talking about

00:51:28.580 AI and I don't

00:51:29.840 I don't understand

00:51:30.480 it completely what

00:51:31.640 he was saying but

00:51:32.180 he like he was

00:51:33.140 saying that there

00:51:33.500 would be an

00:51:33.820 algorithm like when

00:51:34.680 you ask it a

00:51:35.220 question and it's

00:51:36.520 not he says it's

00:51:37.140 not like numbers and

00:51:38.100 zeros like like

00:51:38.940 basically randomly

00:51:39.920 generating an answer

00:51:41.120 out of things that it

00:51:42.220 knows.

00:51:42.560 it says it he said that

00:51:44.300 it's like some other

00:51:45.080 process that he

00:51:46.840 doesn't really know

00:51:47.300 how to explain so

00:51:47.760 it's like actually

00:51:48.560 thinking not just

00:51:50.300 like that's what

00:51:50.900 that's what he says

00:51:51.700 but at the same

00:51:52.220 time like just

00:51:53.500 because he doesn't

00:51:54.100 understand it doesn't

00:51:54.940 mean that it

00:51:55.540 I don't know but

00:51:58.080 I'm not like does

00:51:59.080 just because we

00:52:00.140 don't understand the

00:52:01.020 process of how AI

00:52:02.340 works look it could

00:52:03.440 actually be artificial

00:52:04.300 intelligence in which

00:52:05.260 case it could be

00:52:06.000 fucking Nephilim

00:52:06.660 demons I don't

00:52:07.400 fucking know or it

00:52:08.900 could be a process

00:52:09.560 that we just aren't

00:52:10.660 smart enough to

00:52:11.200 understand but it's

00:52:11.920 actually not you

00:52:13.020 know thinking I

00:52:14.620 don't know I don't

00:52:15.560 know I just want to

00:52:16.500 buy this product

00:52:17.440 what is yeah what is

00:52:19.900 the product I love

00:52:22.220 when they get good

00:52:22.880 it's like here this

00:52:23.680 thing I love I love

00:52:25.540 that the letters are

00:52:26.260 like fucking obviously

00:52:27.340 Russian yeah it's

00:52:29.220 like my shit I put

00:52:34.920 that shit in

00:52:35.420 everything yeah I

00:52:37.520 put it in my beer I

00:52:39.100 drink it the wrong

00:52:39.860 way out of the

00:52:40.520 bottle I set my

00:52:42.380 house on fire with

00:52:43.360 it I'm not an

00:52:48.380 arsonist I'm like

00:52:49.420 I'm an commercial

00:52:50.920 what does what does

00:52:52.900 it want it was like

00:52:53.460 just this dress this

00:52:54.480 lady as a cop as a

00:52:55.500 slutty Halloween cop

00:52:56.420 yeah humans like that

00:52:57.820 I do the fingers that

00:53:01.160 wrap around the wrong

00:53:02.080 way that's good people

00:53:03.120 like it really is like

00:53:04.280 they put all of the

00:53:05.220 beer commercials from

00:53:06.120 the 1990s and then

00:53:07.140 they took all of the

00:53:07.760 Pepsi commercials over

00:53:08.640 the last decade they

00:53:09.680 just mashed them

00:53:10.400 together that's the

00:53:11.340 vibe I get and then

00:53:12.320 also the riots of

00:53:13.720 2020 good like almost

00:53:16.460 unassuming you're like

00:53:17.300 yeah it's not bad and

00:53:19.120 then I like that it

00:53:20.900 gets fucking totally

00:53:21.820 off the rails honestly

00:53:24.380 this is how I create

00:53:25.320 artwork if I'm doing

00:53:26.640 like a big piece that

00:53:28.000 last little bit is

00:53:29.280 like whatever like I'll

00:53:31.240 put so much effort and

00:53:32.300 that's what this thing

00:53:32.860 did it was like so much

00:53:33.800 effort and then it just

00:53:34.860 really it really

00:53:35.740 curtails towards the

00:53:37.220 end I love it I do

00:53:38.560 too why why did how

00:53:40.120 did they arrive at

00:53:40.860 smash mouth for the

00:53:41.820 music for this that

00:53:42.700 does seem like a

00:53:43.260 generic commercial

00:53:44.100 song that's why I

00:53:45.920 believed that first

00:53:46.720 and I was like oh my

00:53:48.160 god these people like

00:53:49.120 they're like this

00:53:49.920 isn't that bad and

00:53:50.980 then it's like let's

00:53:52.260 let's burn this

00:53:54.260 motherfucker down

00:53:55.840 this is what hell

00:53:57.980 problem is like this

00:53:59.520 but you have to live

00:54:00.260 this all day and

00:54:02.600 you're just looking

00:54:03.040 around like what the

00:54:03.960 fuck is going on

00:54:05.400 they're in the fire

00:54:09.460 they're in the fire

00:54:10.480 I was just about to

00:54:11.120 say that

00:54:11.420 look at that

00:54:11.740 apocalyptic scene

00:54:12.720 they're just

00:54:13.060 dancing in the fire

00:54:15.580 you guys are blowing

00:54:16.740 a double-sided

00:54:17.500 dildo

00:54:17.960 we're in our

00:54:19.360 reddish

00:54:20.640 ready day

00:54:23.680 it's just some

00:54:27.280 strange like sphere

00:54:29.180 floating in a blue

00:54:30.240 jar

00:54:30.760 do you think what

00:54:32.020 if this is like

00:54:32.640 another universe like

00:54:33.960 what if this is

00:54:34.400 another dimension

00:54:35.020 that's happening

00:54:35.800 and like like they

00:54:36.980 have like that's

00:54:38.020 their shit but

00:54:39.140 they're living like

00:54:39.640 right on the other

00:54:40.320 side of us

00:54:40.760 it's a distinct

00:54:41.140 possible I've

00:54:41.760 watched yeah

00:54:42.200 fucking uh what's

00:54:43.680 the name of that

00:54:44.060 show Dan Harmon

00:54:45.820 Black Mirror

00:54:46.480 nah oh Rick and

00:54:48.760 Morty yeah Rick and

00:54:49.780 Morty how they always

00:54:50.340 have like TV stations

00:54:51.540 from other planets

00:54:52.280 it's like that could

00:54:53.100 oh yeah yeah

00:54:53.800 we're built different

00:55:05.620 okay

00:55:05.940 she told me she

00:55:07.440 wasn't gonna be able

00:55:08.000 to watch tonight

00:55:08.580 holy shit

00:55:09.660 she's committed

00:55:11.280 hell yeah

00:55:11.980 oh yeah

00:55:14.740 we have that on the

00:55:17.060 soundboard guys I

00:55:17.820 have a soundboard with a

00:55:18.900 lot of different sounds as

00:55:19.780 you can tell

00:55:20.220 our chefs make pizza

00:55:21.280 with heart and special

00:55:22.200 touch cheese pepperoni

00:55:24.280 vegetable and more

00:55:25.740 secret things

00:55:26.380 pizzas come fast

00:55:29.520 knock knock who's

00:55:30.820 there

00:55:31.120 that was a taco

00:55:38.140 pepperoni hug spot

00:55:39.820 it's like family but

00:55:41.460 with more cheese

00:55:42.280 they made up like a

00:55:46.160 whole like a slogan

00:55:48.220 for this thing you

00:55:49.480 do you understand how

00:55:50.340 many people are gonna

00:55:50.860 be put out of business

00:55:51.620 by this shit like it's

00:55:52.620 crazy I mean it's not

00:55:53.640 good yet but it's going

00:55:54.620 to get like a year from

00:55:55.720 now this shit is gonna

00:55:56.700 be unbelievable

00:55:57.620 you guys see the

00:55:59.340 Hollywood's fucking

00:56:00.120 striking right now the

00:56:01.060 writers yeah I'm like

00:56:02.060 you guys realize that

00:56:03.600 you could all be

00:56:04.460 replaced oh my

00:56:05.500 yes it's like you

00:56:06.500 really want to push

00:56:07.140 this okay please do

00:56:08.380 if I was opening up a

00:56:10.380 pizza spot I would look

00:56:11.900 at this commercial

00:56:12.520 frame from frame and

00:56:14.020 I would re-tape it

00:56:15.040 like it made sense but

00:56:16.240 like basically this is

00:56:17.120 my writer yeah

00:56:18.120 because the commercial

00:56:19.060 it's just gets creepy

00:56:20.480 it's better than the

00:56:22.000 fucking Pepsi or

00:56:23.420 Remigate commercial

00:56:24.520 like this one's

00:56:25.360 actually pretty good

00:56:26.100 other than when they

00:56:27.700 eat then I get

00:56:28.460 horrified yeah but

00:56:29.440 you can actually tell

00:56:30.700 in this one that they

00:56:31.340 had like Pizza Hut

00:56:32.280 mixed in here and

00:56:33.160 Taco Bell and all

00:56:34.760 the other beer one I

00:56:37.200 could see what it was

00:56:38.000 trying to get at like

00:56:38.960 imagine if it nailed it

00:56:40.300 and it's like a pool

00:56:41.040 party everyone looks

00:56:41.900 normal and the same

00:56:42.560 amount of fingers and

00:56:43.320 some dude has like a

00:56:44.080 flamethrower and then

00:56:45.800 they drink the

00:56:46.340 light it was that

00:56:49.320 scene from once upon

00:56:50.940 a time in Hollywood

00:56:51.740 right with the

00:56:52.340 flamethrower at the

00:56:53.660 pool yes it looks

00:56:57.020 cool like the AI knew

00:56:58.620 that like all right

00:56:59.660 there's some kind of

00:57:00.360 water here and there's

00:57:01.220 like a flamethrower this

00:57:02.140 looks cool but they

00:57:03.160 just expressed it

00:57:03.900 really badly yeah

00:57:05.200 yeah what's the secret

00:57:08.720 thing about oh 18

00:57:11.680 fingers that's that

00:57:13.340 that that actually

00:57:14.140 comes from KFC I

00:57:15.800 think you know

00:57:16.460 press play dog I

00:57:17.220 want you guys to see

00:57:18.540 this bitch eating the

00:57:19.460 plate yeah oh yeah

00:57:20.900 oh she's she's

00:57:21.760 sucking the plate

00:57:22.640 pizzas come fast that guy

00:57:24.500 looks like claymation

00:57:25.340 pizza magic yeah you

00:57:26.540 have some gigantic

00:57:27.640 that's the plate bro she

00:57:30.340 is eating that

00:57:30.860 motherfucking plate look

00:57:31.740 how many teeth they

00:57:32.580 have you gonna tell me

00:57:33.420 this isn't demonic oh

00:57:35.020 no it's demonic top oh

00:57:36.300 yeah look at the eyes

00:57:37.520 look go back to the

00:57:38.520 lady eating the plate

00:57:39.160 look at how her eyes are

00:57:40.060 set fucking weird and

00:57:41.460 look and those teeth oh

00:57:42.780 my god there you go

00:57:44.880 watch this yeah

00:57:45.420 your tummy's damn it get

00:57:48.440 your shit together a little

00:57:49.520 dicky she's like rolling

00:57:50.920 the plate up next thing

00:57:56.740 oh wait enough

00:57:57.460 satanic AI for the

00:57:58.560 kind of just yeah

00:57:59.360 yelling it yeah I

00:58:00.020 think I'm possessed at

00:58:01.000 this point all right

00:58:02.400 what do we got we got

00:58:03.040 we got a shitload of

00:58:03.940 videos there's one

00:58:04.660 another one I

00:58:05.260 Clint really want to

00:58:06.800 play there's a lot in

00:58:07.980 there oh my god this

00:58:09.200 one listen to this dude

00:58:10.440 this is so good

00:58:11.160 look at a bank what is

00:58:13.460 a bank what is also a

00:58:15.700 bank a river bank right

00:58:17.480 and what does a bank do

00:58:19.800 it controls

00:58:20.640 the flow the flow of

00:58:22.020 what the flow of the

00:58:23.200 currency the currency

00:58:24.520 right so if going the

00:58:27.500 currency it's also

00:58:28.920 controlling the what the

00:58:30.020 flow the flow of what

00:58:31.500 the cash flow so what

00:58:32.900 money like water so if I

00:58:35.400 understand where the

00:58:36.240 water's going to go I

00:58:37.780 just have to position

00:58:38.560 myself where the cash

00:58:39.680 flow is going to be

00:58:40.700 next and I will get

00:58:41.880 wet welcome to the big

00:58:43.560 leaks

00:58:43.800 that's the most it's the

00:58:49.220 most overconfident finance

00:58:50.820 bro on the face of the

00:58:52.180 fucking earth he said

00:58:53.460 nothing the whole time

00:58:54.660 the whole time I was like

00:58:57.260 yeah yeah dude I think he's

00:59:01.100 right he's got he's got a

00:59:03.840 point but boy is it also

00:59:05.860 just like something about

00:59:06.920 him just comes off like I

00:59:08.060 really would not like you

00:59:09.420 whatever cryptocurrency he

00:59:11.720 recommends you need to

00:59:12.580 short it immediately no

00:59:14.160 dude he's right he's

00:59:15.220 right about what he's

00:59:15.940 saying and about the

00:59:16.960 country being based on

00:59:17.900 maritime law that's a

00:59:18.780 conspiracy theory

00:59:19.600 it is it is what he's

00:59:22.700 talking about I've heard

00:59:23.340 this before where he's

00:59:24.600 wrong is that he's he

00:59:25.660 just looks like it looks

00:59:26.380 like a douchebag and it's

00:59:27.600 very hard to hear him say

00:59:29.460 that right no top no

00:59:32.200 that's not the only problem

00:59:33.220 is that he's basing its

00:59:34.400 whole life his whole life

00:59:35.940 thesis is based off of

00:59:36.940 maritime law conspiracy

00:59:38.140 theory Isaac it's terrible

00:59:41.300 financial advice you how

00:59:42.640 do you put yourself in

00:59:43.380 front of the money top

00:59:44.060 very fucking easy to do

00:59:45.620 find out where the money's

00:59:47.260 going Clint and you make

00:59:48.540 sure you're there for

00:59:49.440 winning down the river

00:59:50.360 and why is the West Bank

00:59:53.840 called the West Bank are

00:59:57.360 you telling me that the

00:59:58.100 money's in Palestine yeah

01:00:00.300 yes interesting yo dude

01:00:03.160 there's probably more to

01:00:04.480 this but there's more to

01:00:06.160 this it's like he's

01:00:10.220 essentially doing the

01:00:11.300 the the horoscope version

01:00:13.620 of economics where it's

01:00:14.900 like so we can hear this

01:00:16.380 and we oh wow this is

01:00:18.260 like yeah you're fucking

01:00:19.520 right but it's like okay

01:00:20.920 but what the fuck do you

01:00:21.780 mean like that can be a

01:00:24.060 million things so check it

01:00:25.520 out so right like there's

01:00:27.940 currents in electric in

01:00:30.380 electricity and then there's

01:00:31.840 currents like currency so if

01:00:35.020 you take a fork and you put

01:00:36.700 it in an electrical outlet

01:00:37.780 then you put yourself in

01:00:39.440 front of the current the

01:00:40.620 current sea and that's how

01:00:42.240 welcome to the big leagues

01:00:43.480 motherfucker you just got

01:00:44.780 like

01:00:44.980 theory that the country

01:00:49.300 would go

01:00:49.780 on electricity yeah that's

01:00:52.680 why had we gone with

01:00:53.620 Tesla we'd all be much

01:00:55.140 more rich because of the

01:00:56.140 electricity floating around

01:00:57.520 the air you can kind of

01:00:58.660 apply that so basically

01:01:00.240 whatever nonsense I say we

01:01:01.800 can justify it and we can

01:01:02.820 make it into something dude

01:01:03.760 I'm starting the show

01:01:04.780 literally anything you say

01:01:06.280 is just like well I'm gonna

01:01:07.120 tell you a conspiracy theory

01:01:08.280 about it

01:01:08.800 I like it it's dope all

01:01:14.500 right next thing oh fuck I

01:01:17.880 wonder if Cole will make it

01:01:19.320 dude and Jews wear tiny hats

01:01:21.640 and so do sailors it's going

01:01:24.580 on with that most of the stuff

01:01:25.600 I'm sharing is just trying to

01:01:26.680 get top to

01:01:27.120 just everybody knows

01:01:29.360 all right what else we got

01:01:30.880 here we got a lot of

01:01:31.840 material if I wasn't so

01:01:32.700 primed to dislike your jokes I

01:01:34.280 probably would have liked

01:01:34.780 that one don't after I took

01:01:36.100 me a second I was like okay

01:01:37.020 all right it's kind of funny

01:01:37.780 yo all the way up all the way

01:01:41.080 up on the volume this is

01:01:42.120 important this is audio one

01:01:43.100 the first one's what really

01:01:44.620 matters

01:01:45.020 okay so tell me all about this

01:01:48.100 I mean wait so who made it

01:01:53.620 wow wow okay so something a

01:01:57.840 little different so what was

01:02:00.220 your inspiration for tonight be

01:02:02.500 honest with me and go into

01:02:03.860 detail

01:02:04.540 wait what are you excited to see

01:02:12.960 in there today

01:02:13.980 wow is it your first met

01:02:16.700 wow oh my god have you guys

01:02:20.080 ever seen her cow video

01:02:21.240 have you seen her cow thing

01:02:22.380 doja cat right yeah have you

01:02:24.960 ever seen her doja cat cow

01:02:26.000 thing is this real is it is

01:02:27.880 that real that's real Doug

01:02:29.420 that's doja cat she's a musical

01:02:30.900 artist I don't know her but

01:02:31.840 yeah she's completely mentally

01:02:34.520 ill

01:02:34.900 dude bring up the doja cat cow

01:02:37.260 it should be like one of the

01:02:38.300 first things that comes up

01:02:39.380 why is she dressed like that

01:02:40.840 other dude that other one uh

01:02:42.300 Nas X they both dressed like

01:02:44.720 Lil Nas X there you go

01:02:46.460 there you go what's going on

01:02:47.700 here this is like what she

01:02:49.100 was starting to get this

01:02:49.920 her

01:02:50.120 oh I'm liking this

01:02:52.980 yeah

01:02:53.700 this is what made her famous

01:03:00.360 you gotta be fucking kidding

01:03:01.160 me

01:03:01.480 this is turning into that

01:03:02.880 pizza AI what is happening

01:03:04.740 bitch I'm a cow this is

01:03:07.760 really what made her famous

01:03:09.520 yeah Clint you're telling me

01:03:15.080 you haven't jerked off to

01:03:15.940 this I had no idea this

01:03:18.040 existed well now

01:03:19.240 is it for real I feel like I

01:03:25.760 feel like both these videos

01:03:26.820 have been trolls on me right

01:03:28.240 now this is real yes dude the

01:03:31.100 the only thing I have ever

01:03:32.840 known her for my buddy sent me

01:03:34.280 this forever ago

01:03:35.220 dude the jiggling of the

01:03:39.480 titties is like hypnotic

01:03:41.040 you know it's funny Clint

01:03:42.840 Clint probably recorded for

01:03:44.340 tens of thousands of hours

01:03:45.720 and this bitch just said

01:03:47.300 woo and now this

01:03:48.780 and she's got she's got way

01:03:51.660 more views than I'll ever do

01:03:52.880 because exactly

01:03:53.780 it's crazy dude

01:03:55.940 it's crazy

01:03:57.540 you know you you were saying

01:03:59.300 like please please stop

01:04:01.180 playing it

01:04:01.900 you know you know you were

01:04:08.420 just saying how like the

01:04:10.200 the original Pepsi commercial

01:04:12.020 AI was what hell's like and

01:04:14.260 how like you're just there and

01:04:15.880 like everything's like what the

01:04:16.700 fuck watching that made me feel

01:04:18.320 like I was in hell because I

01:04:19.480 was like what the fuck is

01:04:20.680 happening like why why would

01:04:22.340 yeah like why would that I got

01:04:23.820 a boner I thought it was

01:04:24.820 heaven

01:04:25.120 I loved it

01:04:25.880 I agree

01:04:26.660 it's so ludicrous it's I

01:04:28.460 know I thought it was hilarious

01:04:29.380 the first time I saw it just

01:04:30.260 because it's so goddamn retarded

01:04:31.300 you know like a random hot

01:04:33.240 chick just you know

01:04:34.360 twerking saying bitch I'm a

01:04:35.920 cow like it's just so

01:04:37.240 ludicrous it I don't know

01:04:39.120 yeah I want to milk her

01:04:40.960 I think it's just the titties

01:04:41.580 ultimately that really

01:04:42.880 tricked you guys

01:04:44.060 yeah oh also another thing

01:04:45.800 she got famous for she

01:04:46.700 promised her fans I only

01:04:48.500 know like a like two or

01:04:50.200 three things about her but

01:04:51.240 this one's pretty funny but

01:04:52.180 also kind of fucked up she

01:04:53.540 promised her fans that she

01:04:54.720 went platinum or whatever she'd

01:04:55.980 show him her titties and then

01:04:57.420 she got to it and then she

01:04:58.300 just dropped this whole video

01:04:59.180 being like you thought I was

01:05:00.200 gonna show you my titties

01:05:00.900 fuck you I ain't showing you

01:05:02.320 my titties you stupid

01:05:03.160 motherfuckers

01:05:03.960 what an ungrateful bitch

01:05:06.480 but it's like I respect it

01:05:08.720 yeah it was pretty funny

01:05:09.660 all right if we get let's say

01:05:11.660 we get to a million

01:05:13.400 subscribers right right now

01:05:15.000 what's our thing I'll show

01:05:17.320 my dick you'll show your

01:05:18.640 dick you don't want to see

01:05:19.440 that we I mean it has to be

01:05:20.460 something people want to do

01:05:21.400 take part of code I'll show you

01:05:23.120 my butthole I say we all we

01:05:25.020 all we all make a sex tape

01:05:26.800 together

01:05:27.160 what if we do what if we do

01:05:31.920 get to a million and someone

01:05:32.900 was like episode 121 Clint

01:05:35.140 remember you said that look if

01:05:37.180 we get to a million subs and we

01:05:38.320 get to fucking do this and make a

01:05:40.320 living from it I'll fuck you

01:05:41.740 guys

01:05:42.040 that's not fair you know I'll

01:05:45.960 fuck you guys

01:05:46.700 oh my god

01:05:52.760 do that ourselves like it's got

01:05:57.040 a way we could position our

01:05:58.380 dicks to make a swastika oh for

01:06:00.240 sure

01:06:00.500 we should definitely that'll be

01:06:02.240 hard I don't know if you could

01:06:03.480 logistically do that that'd be

01:06:04.600 hard

01:06:04.840 you need more dudes for the you

01:06:07.540 know like like this way right no

01:06:08.780 no no no my dick could do one of

01:06:10.820 those alone we we need some

01:06:12.220 sort of glass yeah we would

01:06:15.540 have to oh god that would be

01:06:17.320 way too hard to do your dick is

01:06:19.540 a 90 degree angle not quite but

01:06:21.900 it's got a it's got a good uh

01:06:23.780 upward bend to it yeah yeah

01:06:25.540 some dudes got hooked it it's

01:06:27.260 weird he's gonna be like a cat or

01:06:28.660 like a dog when he fucks for the

01:06:30.180 first time like you can't get it

01:06:31.280 out if he's hard he's just stuck

01:06:32.540 there like was your dick born like

01:06:35.060 that or you fuck it up I think I

01:06:36.760 fucked it up

01:06:37.400 jerking off weird yeah jerking off

01:06:41.120 weird how do you jerk off show me

01:06:43.600 your hand motion I mean it's kind of

01:06:45.900 just like weird like no it's

01:06:47.500 movement like what's going on I

01:06:49.080 think it's kind of the normal thing

01:06:50.600 at this point but I think when I was

01:06:51.820 first learning how to do it I think

01:06:53.140 I fucked it up big time and I kind of

01:06:54.760 like yeah I had a kind of mush my

01:06:56.940 dick like into my stomach or something

01:06:58.680 I vaguely remember another buddy of

01:07:00.320 mine that had some sort of weirdly

01:07:01.440 shaped dick and he and I was in that

01:07:03.360 and he told me how I jerked off

01:07:04.800 hold on

01:07:05.480 like he did some weird like

01:07:06.820 jose it's really important that you

01:07:08.240 allow to to elaborate here

01:07:09.540 yeah

01:07:09.860 what did you say

01:07:11.300 what

01:07:12.160 what'd you do dude

01:07:16.380 what

01:07:17.340 you said you mushed your dick and

01:07:19.380 now it has an upward bend what the

01:07:21.440 fuck

01:07:21.580 like a bow like a bow and arrow

01:07:23.820 kind of thing

01:07:24.360 no no no like I think I used to

01:07:26.340 jerk off wrong when I was like

01:07:28.140 first doing it and learning how to

01:07:29.580 do it

01:07:29.920 I don't know

01:07:30.640 like your stomach I don't know

01:07:32.240 like you know you know he's trying

01:07:33.760 to fuck his belly button you know

01:07:35.260 you're trying to fuck your belly

01:07:36.220 button

01:07:36.460 no you don't

01:07:38.380 no

01:07:39.040 did you fuck your belly button or

01:07:40.940 not

01:07:41.120 oh my god imagine if you come

01:07:44.820 right in your belly button and it

01:07:46.120 does that move we're like you ever

01:07:47.640 like

01:07:47.980 so it just goes everywhere else you

01:07:52.160 know I mean like

01:07:52.540 yeah

01:07:52.920 he blasted in his bibit and

01:07:55.700 oh yeah I think I've cream pie

01:07:57.620 hold on

01:07:58.320 how far down does your belly button

01:08:00.120 actually go

01:08:00.800 like do we know

01:08:02.280 how far

01:08:02.900 oh how deep is it

01:08:03.760 I've never been to the bottom

01:08:04.540 no man has

01:08:05.320 I don't know

01:08:05.940 I'm pretty fat now

01:08:08.520 so I think my belly button is

01:08:09.680 pretty deep

01:08:10.220 I don't know what's in there

01:08:11.200 at this point

01:08:11.920 right so like

01:08:13.200 I always wonder how far I can go in

01:08:14.960 before it's like

01:08:15.540 what's on the other end

01:08:16.660 is it

01:08:17.000 dude I think mine is like a

01:08:18.680 cum reservoir now

01:08:19.980 what'd you do to your dick

01:08:22.040 what'd you do to your dick toad

01:08:23.440 what'd you do to it

01:08:24.660 well I used to

01:08:25.760 I used to like

01:08:26.520 because I liked like the like

01:08:27.940 extreme pressure of it kind of

01:08:29.640 so I would like

01:08:30.180 I would like

01:08:30.960 like push it like into my body

01:08:33.240 almost

01:08:33.660 I don't know how to describe this

01:08:34.920 what

01:08:35.480 like bend it

01:08:36.480 you would bend it back

01:08:37.600 yeah like

01:08:39.020 back or like

01:08:40.780 like forward almost

01:08:41.880 like I don't know

01:08:42.440 like kind of like

01:08:42.960 you were like

01:08:43.440 turning it in one way

01:08:44.840 or another

01:08:45.060 like

01:08:45.340 what were you driving it in towards

01:08:48.500 like towards myself

01:08:49.520 like myself

01:08:50.300 my body

01:08:51.380 you're doing this weird

01:08:52.620 so you were trying to pull your own dick off

01:08:55.000 no he's like

01:08:57.560 trying to crank it back

01:08:58.860 while he's doing it

01:08:59.600 he's almost like

01:09:00.120 yeah

01:09:00.560 were you trying to come in your own mouth

01:09:02.160 you fucking freak

01:09:02.920 no but no

01:09:03.840 but I've like hit my own face with it before

01:09:05.740 yeah you have

01:09:06.480 yeah

01:09:07.080 like a windshield wiper

01:09:09.520 the glasses

01:09:10.080 dude I have some pretty explosive

01:09:12.080 uh

01:09:12.840 moments

01:09:13.400 what the fuck is going on here

01:09:15.640 what are we talking about

01:09:17.360 he's showing us his body

01:09:18.820 he's showing us

01:09:19.360 we're showing the only hole you've ever fucked

01:09:21.680 this is just

01:09:25.420 I don't know

01:09:26.160 do inanimate objects count

01:09:28.220 your belly button ain't inanimate brother

01:09:31.620 so it's shaped like

01:09:33.800 it's like L shape

01:09:34.640 is this for real

01:09:35.440 like you say the bend is like 90 degrees

01:09:38.080 I was joking about that

01:09:40.980 but it does have an upward bend to it

01:09:43.260 which is probably pretty good

01:09:45.100 for like missionary

01:09:46.940 or like

01:09:47.560 or a position where you're facing each other

01:09:49.540 that goes straight to the G spot

01:09:50.540 particularly given that you're only packing four inches

01:09:52.380 which is like

01:09:52.820 that's what I was

01:09:53.200 the G spot

01:09:53.580 the G spot is

01:09:55.760 the G spot is

01:09:56.380 right when you enter the vagina

01:09:57.760 and that's about as deep as you're gonna go

01:09:59.160 so with an upward

01:09:59.660 you should really consider

01:10:00.520 fucking killing it

01:10:01.400 no no no no no

01:10:02.240 no I'm long enough

01:10:03.640 I'm long enough

01:10:04.340 to hit the A spot

01:10:05.860 the A spot is where it's at

01:10:07.400 alright well

01:10:08.300 alright

01:10:08.720 the G spot is where all the homies hang out

01:10:11.500 the homies that have like the

01:10:12.700 the smaller dicks

01:10:13.820 mine's like a little bit longer than that

01:10:15.540 what

01:10:16.900 this is where all the homies hang out

01:10:19.180 what are you talking about

01:10:20.080 the G spot

01:10:20.920 you don't remember that joke

01:10:22.740 god damn it

01:10:23.680 oh okay okay

01:10:24.600 I thought you were being serious

01:10:25.680 you're making an old

01:10:26.640 toad

01:10:27.560 he knows nothing about sex

01:10:29.240 so I was like

01:10:29.740 do you think that like we fucking

01:10:31.440 communes

01:10:32.600 like that's where the homies hang out

01:10:33.980 he's trying to get me to

01:10:35.200 to press this toad as a banger button

01:10:36.880 so hard that he's bringing up

01:10:38.220 old toads of banger buttons

01:10:39.740 it's not gonna happen like that

01:10:41.720 it's gotta

01:10:42.080 you gotta get it

01:10:42.940 you got 20 minutes

01:10:43.740 you can't make old tower gang references

01:10:46.440 unless it's like

01:10:47.260 really prolific

01:10:48.700 that we will recall

01:10:49.820 if you're making niche

01:10:51.020 references that even us

01:10:52.560 hosts don't get

01:10:54.140 no way the audience is gonna get it

01:10:55.540 what's up Paul

01:10:56.080 Engelbrecht

01:10:56.600 you're my fucking homie dude

01:10:58.000 I like you

01:10:58.700 what's up Paul

01:10:59.300 you're where the homies hang out

01:11:01.200 in the G spot

01:11:01.920 oh I love that yeah

01:11:02.920 Paul can be in my G spot

01:11:04.660 Paul pull back up

01:11:05.620 I think he's got a new

01:11:06.540 it looks like you're taking a bubble bath

01:11:08.440 and that

01:11:08.840 looks like a kid

01:11:09.780 is that a kid next to you Paul

01:11:11.620 I think it's a doll

01:11:12.900 looks like he's got a fucking feather boa on

01:11:15.600 what is going on

01:11:16.860 you're not

01:11:17.100 please just tell me

01:11:17.720 you're not taking a bubble bath

01:11:18.680 with a kid Paul

01:11:19.280 what if he's a mall Santa

01:11:21.420 it's a Santa beer

01:11:23.060 and he's got a kid on his lap

01:11:24.080 a little Taiwanese boy

01:11:24.920 on each side

01:11:25.520 that looks really upset

01:11:26.440 you know

01:11:26.900 like that sad looking

01:11:28.420 Paul is admitting to a felony

01:11:31.260 on his fucking profile picture

01:11:33.260 Paul's profile picture

01:11:35.820 is like those

01:11:36.360 black book Epstein pictures

01:11:38.800 you see Bill Clinton

01:11:40.320 with two little kids

01:11:41.220 and he's rocking his full

01:11:46.880 fucking real name

01:11:47.660 what a savage

01:11:48.240 he's like lock me up bitch

01:11:51.080 lock me up

01:11:52.660 I dare

01:11:53.380 I dare you

01:11:54.600 his last name sounds German too

01:11:57.720 he's like the only way you stop me

01:11:59.160 is by putting me under the jail

01:12:00.700 Paul Engelbrecht

01:12:01.800 you're a fucking savage

01:12:03.240 that is my first title

01:12:05.680 and yes another one

01:12:06.940 I love Paul so much

01:12:11.200 I love the theory

01:12:11.680 I love the theory

01:12:12.580 I love the theory of bubbles

01:12:13.120 yeah yeah yeah

01:12:14.120 Paul don't ever explain

01:12:15.200 our jokes away

01:12:15.900 now you're just gay to us

01:12:17.800 you're wearing a feather boa

01:12:19.220 it might have probably been better

01:12:22.060 it would have been better

01:12:23.140 to be a pedophile

01:12:24.000 at this point right

01:12:24.780 gay or pedophile

01:12:25.960 yeah

01:12:26.640 holy shit

01:12:28.540 yo

01:12:28.720 alright yo

01:12:29.360 I think we got

01:12:29.940 he's a drag queen

01:12:31.940 so he probably is a pedophile

01:12:32.920 this has been one of my favorite episodes

01:12:34.560 I just want to go on the record

01:12:35.500 I really enjoyed it

01:12:36.300 really

01:12:36.760 I feel like this episode is retarded

01:12:38.880 alright

01:12:39.800 alright so

01:12:40.320 this is a thread

01:12:42.760 from the incel community

01:12:44.040 that's upset that Toad

01:12:45.180 might get posted

01:12:46.120 Clint just let me interject

01:12:47.540 so Clint just said

01:12:48.740 this is my favorite episode

01:12:49.840 you really mean that

01:12:50.680 it's one of them

01:12:52.020 okay

01:12:52.340 the other one probably being

01:12:53.740 the chicken washers right

01:12:54.820 yes

01:12:55.360 that's the best

01:12:55.920 okay

01:12:56.100 now let's do some

01:12:57.680 quick tower gang math here

01:12:59.120 what is the tie that binds

01:13:02.500 I have no idea

01:13:04.920 I think Clint's just

01:13:07.500 like really feeling euphoric

01:13:08.760 after finally dropping a nigger

01:13:10.100 that's what it is

01:13:12.040 wait wait

01:13:12.700 he can't kill the black

01:13:13.880 I feel like he ran off of my shoulders

01:13:14.920 his pineal gland just said

01:13:16.360 I dropped an n-bomb

01:13:22.560 and I didn't even have to

01:13:23.620 lock in the RNC

01:13:24.820 alright

01:13:25.340 Clint is out dropping niggers

01:13:28.640 on the streets all the time

01:13:30.100 there's no reason to say it again

01:13:31.500 like that man

01:13:32.240 there's no reason

01:13:33.100 oh

01:13:33.420 Jesus Christ man

01:13:34.840 it's a slur

01:13:36.540 we have black people

01:13:37.480 in our audience

01:13:38.100 like come on

01:13:38.900 and for the record

01:13:39.720 we love black people

01:13:40.480 we just like saying

01:13:41.160 things we're not supposed to

01:13:42.120 alright

01:13:43.600 I feel a lot of mixed

01:13:44.480 I was just saying

01:13:44.600 you were killing them

01:13:45.340 it's alright

01:13:45.800 Komasarj

01:13:47.120 he is like the leader

01:13:48.700 of the incel community

01:13:49.560 like for real

01:13:50.320 he was on it for like 15 years

01:13:51.680 that's my alt actually

01:13:52.760 he says I thought it might be

01:13:54.160 but he gets laid

01:13:55.180 so it's not you

01:13:55.740 I feel a lot of mixed feelings

01:13:57.440 about leaving the incel community

01:13:59.100 well it feels good

01:13:59.900 to no longer be incel

01:14:01.160 I love how they say that

01:14:01.980 no longer be incel

01:14:03.200 I'm going to miss

01:14:04.220 all the friends

01:14:04.820 and connections I've made

01:14:05.800 to all of you

01:14:06.400 who have supported me

01:14:07.120 over the years

01:14:07.600 thank you

01:14:08.040 I start a new chapter

01:14:08.860 in my life

01:14:09.520 albeit late

01:14:10.140 and then the meltdown ensues

01:14:12.140 what I don't get

01:14:12.960 is how this motherfucker

01:14:14.020 is like the head incel

01:14:15.700 dude has like 300 followers

01:14:17.340 yeah well

01:14:18.260 but also do you think

01:14:18.980 do you think

01:14:19.660 it's a thriving community

01:14:20.800 well I mean

01:14:21.420 okay but like

01:14:22.480 head incel

01:14:23.260 like come on

01:14:23.700 we can't get like

01:14:24.480 close to a thousand

01:14:26.180 like

01:14:26.740 the incel community

01:14:28.860 is probably so ashamed

01:14:29.980 of being incel community

01:14:30.960 that they

01:14:31.400 that they probably

01:14:32.160 type in his name

01:14:33.200 to see what he says

01:14:34.100 they probably don't even

01:14:34.800 follow him

01:14:35.400 because

01:14:35.720 they're like there

01:14:38.100 but kind of like

01:14:38.720 staying far back

01:14:39.660 they all have

01:14:41.060 each other's accounts

01:14:41.700 but they don't

01:14:42.700 follow each other

01:14:43.460 yeah exactly

01:14:44.420 I took over his position

01:14:46.100 and it's king

01:14:47.640 of the incels

01:14:48.560 there's

01:14:49.120 yo

01:14:49.420 quit your job

01:14:50.500 toad

01:14:50.720 you have a new job

01:14:51.380 opportunity

01:14:52.140 yeah CEO

01:14:53.260 AJ says

01:14:54.400 it's honestly disgusting

01:14:55.460 that you betray

01:14:56.100 your community

01:14:56.620 when some chick

01:14:57.300 finally settles

01:14:58.000 for you

01:14:58.380 commissar's response

01:14:59.680 will enjoy being

01:15:00.680 or he means

01:15:01.940 well

01:15:02.220 well enjoy being

01:15:03.220 a virgin

01:15:03.560 for some weird cause

01:15:04.500 no one wants

01:15:05.040 to be incel

01:15:05.740 lol

01:15:06.080 we're not Jedi

01:15:06.960 I like how he says

01:15:08.760 be incel

01:15:09.420 cause it's correct

01:15:10.180 it's involuntary

01:15:11.300 involuntarily celibate

01:15:12.920 right

01:15:13.160 right

01:15:13.580 he's using it properly

01:15:14.640 it just feels wrong

01:15:16.620 no but it's right

01:15:18.200 yeah

01:15:18.480 I know

01:15:18.940 I know

01:15:19.240 they've like corrected

01:15:21.320 the verbiage

01:15:22.460 interesting

01:15:22.880 well I have a question

01:15:23.860 oh go ahead

01:15:25.000 do you think the head

01:15:26.200 incel guy

01:15:26.820 do you think he was

01:15:27.200 just lying the whole time

01:15:28.280 just so he could be

01:15:29.080 like the head of

01:15:29.840 some community

01:15:31.460 like just to feel

01:15:32.240 that power

01:15:32.860 like he was actually

01:15:33.880 fucking but just

01:15:34.700 lying about it

01:15:35.480 toad

01:15:36.100 could you just tell us

01:15:37.240 what your ad is

01:15:37.980 no because

01:15:38.760 if you're

01:15:39.240 toad

01:15:39.840 if you're actually

01:15:40.440 fucking

01:15:40.880 you're not

01:15:41.380 bothering to do

01:15:42.160 any of this shit

01:15:43.040 yeah

01:15:43.840 like your

01:15:45.080 your whole life

01:15:45.840 would change

01:15:46.320 it would be

01:15:46.640 revolutionary

01:15:47.120 honestly

01:15:47.560 alright

01:15:47.820 so big big 36

01:15:48.800 who based off

01:15:50.000 of his profile

01:15:50.660 but I believe

01:15:51.760 him

01:15:52.300 says

01:15:53.600 why do you leave

01:15:54.540 did you manage

01:15:55.380 to stop being

01:15:55.960 an incel

01:15:56.440 and so then

01:15:57.300 do you feel

01:15:58.000 no longer

01:15:58.400 being identified

01:15:59.160 with so many

01:15:59.700 sad depressed

01:16:00.300 men out there

01:16:00.820 imagine if

01:16:01.680 normal people

01:16:02.180 are clueless

01:16:02.680 and careless

01:16:03.080 about being

01:16:03.600 a virgin

01:16:03.900 past 25

01:16:04.540 to 30

01:16:04.920 plus years

01:16:05.320 old

01:16:05.560 how is it

01:16:06.480 to have

01:16:07.000 now careless

01:16:07.720 ex-incels

01:16:08.700 it's like

01:16:09.560 why are you

01:16:09.960 talking like

01:16:10.240 a fucking

01:16:10.560 british

01:16:11.020 pussy

01:16:11.440 no he's

01:16:12.240 talking like

01:16:12.780 a japanese

01:16:13.360 film that's

01:16:14.220 been dubbed

01:16:14.640 like me if you

01:16:15.260 just stretch

01:16:15.660 my face

01:16:16.120 out

01:16:16.360 uh

01:16:17.360 ways to tell

01:16:20.320 it says

01:16:20.680 this is the

01:16:21.120 equivalent

01:16:21.440 of lebron

01:16:22.280 retiring

01:16:22.840 the incel

01:16:23.500 community

01:16:23.900 has lost

01:16:24.380 their biggest

01:16:24.780 prospect

01:16:25.340 imagine

01:16:26.900 getting so

01:16:28.020 much

01:16:28.360 no pussy

01:16:29.380 that you're

01:16:30.060 the lebron

01:16:30.600 james

01:16:30.920 of not

01:16:31.400 getting

01:16:31.620 yo

01:16:34.000 yo toad

01:16:34.860 you can be

01:16:35.180 the lebron

01:16:35.600 of something

01:16:35.980 yeah

01:16:37.220 i just

01:16:38.140 i just

01:16:38.980 can't

01:16:39.360 understand

01:16:39.920 people

01:16:40.220 talking

01:16:40.440 about

01:16:40.540 this guy

01:16:40.860 and dude

01:16:41.160 is like

01:16:41.400 300 followers

01:16:42.040 it just

01:16:42.440 i you know

01:16:43.640 maybe he's

01:16:44.060 not the leader

01:16:44.400 maybe this is

01:16:44.840 all fucking

01:16:45.220 uh just

01:16:46.160 amped up

01:16:47.000 because someone

01:16:47.480 found the thread

01:16:48.120 and it became

01:16:48.520 funny but

01:16:48.980 uh aj says

01:16:50.020 this is or

01:16:50.600 maybe only

01:16:51.060 incels unfollowed

01:16:51.980 him after

01:16:52.280 they found

01:16:52.900 out he

01:16:53.200 fucked

01:16:53.580 all right

01:16:54.400 uh this is

01:16:55.260 why the

01:16:55.480 incel community

01:16:55.940 will never

01:16:56.400 start a movement

01:16:57.020 and bring

01:16:57.380 about change

01:16:57.980 it only takes

01:16:58.820 one hoe to

01:16:59.360 sacrifice

01:16:59.720 herself and

01:17:00.380 give some

01:17:00.740 crumbs of

01:17:01.200 pussy and

01:17:01.620 the whole

01:17:01.860 movement would

01:17:02.440 collapse due

01:17:02.940 to too many

01:17:03.400 betraying

01:17:04.280 comissaries

01:17:04.720 responds in

01:17:05.600 seldom isn't

01:17:06.300 some club or

01:17:06.980 movement it's a

01:17:07.660 bunch of men

01:17:08.160 who are

01:17:08.400 ostracized

01:17:09.120 um

01:17:10.100 clint uh

01:17:11.700 i don't i

01:17:12.720 don't even think

01:17:13.520 this is people in

01:17:14.280 the incel

01:17:14.660 community at all

01:17:15.460 this is just

01:17:15.980 this is just

01:17:16.520 libertarians

01:17:17.360 you know so

01:17:19.280 this guy this

01:17:20.120 guy was like on

01:17:21.180 their their

01:17:21.820 wavelength for

01:17:22.440 mad long he

01:17:23.020 got one crumb

01:17:23.920 of pussy and

01:17:24.860 immediately sense

01:17:25.700 came to his

01:17:26.200 brain and he's

01:17:27.220 like listen dude

01:17:27.820 this whole thing

01:17:28.440 is fake and

01:17:28.920 gay he's like

01:17:30.000 he's like this

01:17:31.020 isn't a fucking

01:17:31.580 movement what are

01:17:32.500 you talking about

01:17:33.200 i was i was

01:17:34.020 just dying inside

01:17:35.560 and this guy is a

01:17:36.680 dutch scottish

01:17:38.000 swedish jew i

01:17:39.280 hope the stinky

01:17:39.940 hole you got was

01:17:40.780 worth it i love

01:17:41.420 that oh no wait

01:17:42.120 that's russia

01:17:42.680 russia never

01:17:43.560 mind i want to

01:17:44.380 use that real

01:17:44.900 life for some

01:17:45.480 reason it's gonna

01:17:45.940 find the right

01:17:46.400 context

01:17:46.900 like what if

01:17:47.980 what if this guy

01:17:49.180 commissarge fuck

01:17:50.060 that uh that

01:17:51.380 tranny that got

01:17:52.060 the asshole

01:17:52.540 replaced in there

01:17:53.360 and put in

01:17:53.820 their pussy

01:17:54.200 oh my god dude

01:17:54.840 oh well well

01:17:56.420 that person's dead

01:17:57.300 so that would be

01:17:57.980 that would be

01:17:58.460 really bad

01:17:59.240 if the person's

01:18:01.140 dead and you

01:18:02.060 fuck it

01:18:02.700 does it count as

01:18:03.360 you losing your

01:18:03.940 virginity a good

01:18:04.580 question there

01:18:05.180 if you fuck a

01:18:06.160 dead person's uh

01:18:07.720 pussy

01:18:08.440 let's say a dead

01:18:10.800 woman let's just

01:18:11.460 say let's say

01:18:12.120 toad but let's

01:18:13.720 run this experiment

01:18:14.440 you're somebody

01:18:15.880 you they've

01:18:17.360 been dead

01:18:17.660 and let's

01:18:20.720 say toad fucks

01:18:21.460 that dead

01:18:21.880 dead girl

01:18:22.540 in the pussy

01:18:23.420 does

01:18:24.400 does toad

01:18:25.720 lose his

01:18:26.080 virginity

01:18:26.540 no

01:18:27.600 if he fucks

01:18:29.940 a dead

01:18:30.540 trainee

01:18:31.120 no no no it's

01:18:32.640 a regular girl

01:18:33.180 with a regular

01:18:33.660 pussy but she's

01:18:34.500 dead and she's

01:18:35.480 been dead it's

01:18:36.060 not like she just

01:18:36.620 died

01:18:36.940 how hot is she

01:18:37.840 is she like a

01:18:38.600 dead eight

01:18:39.100 it doesn't matter

01:18:39.880 how hot she is

01:18:40.520 did he lose

01:18:41.280 virginity

01:18:41.880 i don't think it

01:18:43.740 counts

01:18:44.120 you think you

01:18:44.860 could get a

01:18:45.280 dead eight get

01:18:45.880 the fuck out

01:18:46.340 you should see

01:18:56.000 my basement

01:18:56.640 clint

01:18:57.020 you couldn't even

01:19:00.980 get a fucking

01:19:01.520 eight near your

01:19:02.360 basement

01:19:02.720 all right

01:19:03.640 ashton has been

01:19:05.620 here

01:19:06.000 that's true

01:19:07.660 all right all

01:19:08.400 right take it

01:19:08.960 take it down i

01:19:09.460 think we i think

01:19:09.960 we've gone deep

01:19:10.440 enough with the

01:19:10.980 uh in seldom

01:19:11.700 uh there's some

01:19:13.640 other shit that we

01:19:14.460 wanted to check out

01:19:15.180 i think we got 10

01:19:16.120 minutes left yeah

01:19:16.920 we got that

01:19:17.900 spreadsheet is jam

01:19:19.000 packed

01:19:19.500 or we can

01:19:21.840 awkward

01:19:23.140 pause

01:19:23.700 oh jesus christ

01:19:26.340 steven crowder

01:19:28.060 dude mega chat

01:19:29.220 energy

01:19:29.500 oh my god yeah

01:19:30.660 you gotta you

01:19:31.480 gotta put the

01:19:31.860 volume

01:19:32.040 no no you

01:19:33.920 just did you

01:19:34.360 just did i do a

01:19:34.980 boundary on

01:19:35.300 abusive

01:19:35.580 well it's closed

01:19:37.040 captions

01:19:37.560 because if you

01:19:40.500 i like to hear his

01:19:41.700 bitchy voice

01:19:42.240 then i will go

01:19:43.400 take out the

01:19:43.860 grocery

01:19:44.180 i do have

01:19:46.920 steaks

01:19:47.360 wood pellets

01:19:48.300 my grill

01:19:49.180 i don't

01:19:50.280 do it

01:19:50.620 but i'll

01:19:52.500 go do it

01:19:52.900 how about

01:19:54.060 huge purse

01:19:54.660 hillary how do you

01:19:56.740 respect

01:19:57.060 other than

01:19:58.300 man

01:19:58.560 other than

01:19:59.600 man

01:19:59.860 you'll see

01:20:01.240 the

01:20:01.340 mother

01:20:01.520 but you're not

01:20:07.460 taking the

01:20:07.780 car

01:20:07.940 you're not

01:20:09.220 taking the

01:20:09.580 car

01:20:09.700 you are not

01:20:10.960 then i will

01:20:11.420 ask

01:20:11.700 would you

01:20:13.780 like me to

01:20:14.100 ask

01:20:14.380 get an uber

01:20:17.280 okay

01:20:18.920 i can't

01:20:20.960 dude this

01:20:21.920 bitch needs

01:20:22.280 to die

01:20:22.680 like i can't

01:20:24.580 you're pregnant

01:20:27.140 but like

01:20:27.680 i can't go to

01:20:28.200 the gym

01:20:28.420 i can't go to

01:20:29.200 my parents

01:20:29.640 i can't call

01:20:30.480 my friends

01:20:30.920 i can't

01:20:31.620 i can't be

01:20:32.240 home

01:20:32.460 this guy has

01:20:33.340 a 50 million

01:20:34.140 dollar contract

01:20:34.820 and they own

01:20:35.300 one car

01:20:35.900 i really feel

01:20:39.220 like it's

01:20:39.420 probably

01:20:39.620 controlling

01:20:40.120 it's a

01:20:41.280 bugatti

01:20:41.900 why does

01:20:46.900 she look

01:20:47.800 like a

01:20:48.740 cancer patient

01:20:49.700 or something

01:20:50.060 what's going

01:20:50.420 on with

01:20:50.680 that look

01:20:51.160 pregnant

01:20:52.360 pregnant

01:20:53.120 yeah

01:20:54.240 i thought

01:20:54.980 it was

01:20:55.160 a huge

01:20:55.520 tumor

01:20:55.940 she's

01:20:56.500 literally

01:20:57.160 barefoot

01:20:57.680 and pregnant

01:20:58.100 that's why

01:21:00.240 i'm looking

01:21:01.920 at some

01:21:02.260 video now

01:21:02.920 and i'm

01:21:03.460 getting

01:21:03.780 i can't

01:21:11.740 imagine a

01:21:12.280 context

01:21:12.700 in which

01:21:13.000 you are

01:21:13.220 in a

01:21:13.400 mega

01:21:13.580 cunt

01:21:13.880 still

01:21:14.180 like

01:21:15.460 i mean

01:21:16.220 i've said

01:21:16.600 some awful

01:21:17.000 shit to

01:21:17.360 my wife

01:21:17.740 she said

01:21:18.160 awful

01:21:18.420 shit

01:21:18.600 to me

01:21:18.860 but this

01:21:19.160 is like

01:21:19.620 weird

01:21:21.380 honestly

01:21:22.140 watch it

01:21:23.440 watch it

01:21:24.100 bitch

01:21:24.320 i just

01:21:27.880 think he

01:21:28.120 kind of

01:21:28.360 sounds like

01:21:28.720 a bitch

01:21:29.160 this whole

01:21:29.600 time

01:21:29.900 yeah

01:21:30.220 it's

01:21:30.560 like

01:21:30.760 it's

01:21:31.120 like

01:21:31.240 a

01:21:31.400 boss

01:21:34.180 have you

01:21:35.300 ever talked

01:21:35.720 to your wife

01:21:36.120 like that

01:21:36.500 jose

01:21:36.820 have you

01:21:37.980 talked to

01:21:38.220 my wife

01:21:38.500 like that

01:21:39.060 not that

01:21:39.480 i mean

01:21:40.060 i'm sure

01:21:40.400 i've had

01:21:40.680 moments where

01:21:41.240 something close

01:21:42.220 but never

01:21:42.600 like that

01:21:43.140 i don't know

01:21:43.520 some of that

01:21:44.060 just strikes me

01:21:44.940 so gay

01:21:45.500 look this man

01:21:46.860 just wants to

01:21:47.380 fucking barbecue

01:21:48.260 this bitch

01:21:49.160 is like

01:21:49.480 i need to

01:21:50.100 take the car

01:21:50.840 he's like

01:21:51.520 hey if you

01:21:52.980 take the car

01:21:53.680 i can't get

01:21:54.640 the pellets

01:21:55.220 then i can't

01:21:56.060 barbecue

01:21:56.480 then i can't

01:21:57.300 feed you

01:21:57.880 and the

01:21:58.580 nursing child

01:21:59.300 in your womb

01:21:59.920 this man

01:22:00.560 is looking

01:22:00.900 out for

01:22:01.420 their best

01:22:01.780 interest

01:22:02.040 clint

01:22:02.320 everything

01:22:02.800 he said

01:22:03.500 everything

01:22:04.160 he said

01:22:04.560 was like

01:22:05.180 the gayest

01:22:05.880 manosphere

01:22:06.540 shit

01:22:07.000 he's like

01:22:07.420 i need

01:22:07.700 some wood

01:22:08.140 pellets

01:22:08.600 from my

01:22:09.160 fucking

01:22:09.500 joe rogan

01:22:10.600 grill

01:22:10.920 and my

01:22:11.540 stick

01:22:11.940 respect the

01:22:14.620 cock

01:22:14.980 yeah

01:22:15.840 it's for

01:22:17.000 my gun

01:22:17.400 and you're

01:22:17.660 not

01:22:17.800 it's like

01:22:18.180 he's naming

01:22:18.660 like all

01:22:19.140 these cliche

01:22:19.820 bullshit

01:22:20.280 things

01:22:20.740 it's like

01:22:21.000 there's

01:22:22.140 there's a

01:22:22.580 variable that

01:22:23.260 you're missing

01:22:23.640 here top

01:22:24.040 he has

01:22:25.140 tens of

01:22:26.180 millions of

01:22:26.680 dollars and

01:22:27.280 she should

01:22:27.700 do whatever

01:22:28.160 the fuck

01:22:28.640 he says

01:22:29.180 yes there's

01:22:29.760 definitely that

01:22:30.340 i'm not gonna

01:22:30.880 lie there is

01:22:31.380 definitely a

01:22:31.880 power disparity

01:22:33.440 yeah there is

01:22:34.320 that dynamic

01:22:35.060 for sure

01:22:35.560 yeah

01:22:36.160 you guys

01:22:37.240 weren't supposed

01:22:37.560 to agree with

01:22:38.080 that i'm

01:22:38.340 trying to play

01:22:39.400 the heel here

01:22:40.100 no i actually

01:22:41.020 agree with it

01:22:41.760 in a sense

01:22:42.320 let's be real

01:22:44.660 dude's rich as

01:22:45.480 fuck so this is

01:22:46.160 why he can do

01:22:46.940 that it still

01:22:47.400 doesn't make you

01:22:47.760 any less of a

01:22:48.340 cunt

01:22:49.080 what if he's

01:22:51.260 rebranding

01:22:51.940 what if he's

01:22:52.960 rebranding and he

01:22:54.020 put this out there

01:22:54.680 on purpose

01:22:55.120 and he's gonna

01:22:56.360 rebrand to some

01:22:56.980 other shit

01:22:57.500 he's joining

01:22:58.420 the man

01:22:58.780 here's here's

01:22:59.840 the issue with

01:23:00.440 taking any two

01:23:01.140 minutes out of

01:23:01.740 out of a

01:23:02.360 couple's life

01:23:02.980 and then

01:23:03.340 blasting it to

01:23:04.020 the public

01:23:04.360 what if

01:23:06.120 she overcooked

01:23:07.940 his steak

01:23:08.500 the night

01:23:08.900 before

01:23:09.240 she washes

01:23:13.260 chicken

01:23:13.800 whether it's

01:23:15.080 real or not

01:23:16.500 she deserved

01:23:17.120 it for sure

01:23:17.800 i think she

01:23:19.760 deserved it

01:23:20.300 and i think

01:23:20.680 if he had

01:23:21.360 more chad

01:23:22.200 energy while

01:23:22.860 he was saying

01:23:23.340 the exact same

01:23:23.960 things i think

01:23:24.440 we would be

01:23:25.120 saying he's

01:23:25.540 like a god

01:23:26.180 right now

01:23:26.720 that's oh

01:23:27.800 yeah i mean

01:23:28.260 what he was

01:23:28.980 doing

01:23:29.260 differently it

01:23:31.040 could have

01:23:31.280 been come

01:23:32.020 off like all

01:23:32.500 right you're

01:23:32.680 a dick but

01:23:33.160 that was

01:23:33.380 pretty cool

01:23:33.880 something about

01:23:35.260 this comes

01:23:35.640 off as very

01:23:36.240 effeminate

01:23:36.840 oh he

01:23:37.480 sounds gay

01:23:39.200 yeah he's

01:23:40.340 he's no

01:23:40.880 andrew tate

01:23:41.660 if i was

01:23:42.880 crowded right

01:23:43.360 now because

01:23:43.680 because his

01:23:44.100 career is going

01:23:44.520 to be done

01:23:44.920 that's the

01:23:45.720 move go

01:23:46.340 trans and

01:23:47.000 completely shift

01:23:47.820 your audience

01:23:48.340 to the left

01:23:49.000 and this is

01:23:49.920 why andrew tate

01:23:50.660 says the same

01:23:51.220 exact shit but

01:23:51.940 he says it

01:23:52.320 with a cigar in

01:23:52.920 his hand and

01:23:53.680 that fucking

01:23:54.120 gay uh british

01:23:55.360 list but it

01:23:55.900 still sounds

01:23:56.360 masculine because

01:23:57.000 he's shredded

01:23:57.480 exactly crowder

01:23:58.820 crowder he's you

01:23:59.920 know he's not

01:24:00.500 in the best well

01:24:01.000 he's actually in

01:24:01.560 pretty good shape

01:24:02.140 but it looks like

01:24:02.660 it's just like

01:24:03.100 bathhouse good

01:24:03.860 shape like he's

01:24:04.420 getting in shape

01:24:05.380 so that he gets

01:24:05.900 picked at the

01:24:06.280 bathhouse that's

01:24:06.880 my right i

01:24:07.400 don't know

01:24:07.620 yeah i think

01:24:08.520 he he like he

01:24:10.280 watched like uh

01:24:11.640 andrew tate and

01:24:12.640 he's like i'm

01:24:13.140 gonna say that

01:24:13.640 shit to my wife

01:24:14.400 and it's like

01:24:15.200 you're not

01:24:15.720 supposed to say

01:24:16.340 that shit to

01:24:16.780 your wife you

01:24:17.280 watch it and

01:24:17.960 you're like okay

01:24:18.640 be like more

01:24:19.220 masculine in your

01:24:20.060 role right you

01:24:20.640 don't say that

01:24:21.180 shit to your

01:24:23.680 he's gonna get

01:24:24.200 you in trouble

01:24:24.600 you dummy but

01:24:25.540 steven crowder so

01:24:26.520 fucking dumb that

01:24:27.100 he just repeated

01:24:27.800 it verb like you

01:24:28.980 know verbatim

01:24:29.900 yeah verbatim and

01:24:31.820 now he's uh now

01:24:33.240 he's gonna get

01:24:33.660 fired from

01:24:34.100 everything so

01:24:34.840 fuck him as

01:24:36.160 he should no no

01:24:37.620 he shouldn't i

01:24:38.180 think that aside

01:24:39.340 from the fact that

01:24:39.960 it was effeminate

01:24:40.600 ranting um you

01:24:42.280 know his wife

01:24:42.740 should do what he

01:24:43.300 says so i agree

01:24:45.360 with that i'm not

01:24:46.260 disagreeing with you

01:24:47.220 but i'm also saying

01:24:48.160 that i hate steven

01:24:48.920 crowder so

01:24:49.900 yeah yeah crowder

01:24:52.460 just doesn't have

01:24:53.280 the the demeanor

01:24:54.600 or the chops to

01:24:55.700 actually be in

01:24:56.600 control i'm torn

01:24:57.840 here i would like

01:24:59.420 to see them get

01:24:59.960 in that vehicle and

01:25:00.640 drive off a cliff

01:25:01.300 get rid of all

01:25:02.320 oh my god

01:25:05.460 and the little

01:25:06.060 thorns that are

01:25:06.760 coming after

01:25:07.280 what do we got

01:25:09.040 owen up here

01:25:09.620 maybe they'll

01:25:10.300 encounter a mob

01:25:11.320 of black people

01:25:12.000 who will drag him

01:25:12.760 out of the vehicle

01:25:13.380 what is what is

01:25:14.560 being of senseless

01:25:15.480 why does owen

01:25:16.100 benjamin look like

01:25:16.740 an ai right now

01:25:17.740 like the ai created

01:25:18.940 maybe he is

01:25:19.600 mouth and eyes

01:25:20.280 optical glop

01:25:22.840 he looks like a

01:25:23.540 coming beaver right

01:25:24.480 now

01:25:24.840 yeah and the two is

01:25:26.500 like 6'10 come on

01:25:27.880 like nobody can

01:25:28.460 actually be that tall

01:25:29.380 he doesn't look a

01:25:30.500 coming beaver

01:25:31.100 it looks like he

01:25:33.100 looks like he's

01:25:33.920 about to take a

01:25:34.460 money shot for mad

01:25:35.280 guys

01:25:35.680 but he's also

01:25:38.240 coming simultaneously

01:25:39.160 pretty basic

01:25:39.720 hey come on

01:25:41.120 tower gang

01:25:41.560 come on the gang

01:25:42.660 after we just

01:25:43.200 roasted you

01:25:43.860 i feel like you'd

01:25:45.360 probably laugh about it

01:25:46.040 you wouldn't give a shit

01:25:46.500 my favorite gay

01:25:47.320 porno for sure

01:25:48.180 i'm a huge fan of

01:25:49.060 his

01:25:49.160 crowder wicked

01:25:49.820 yeah

01:25:50.220 i think he's a

01:25:52.480 fucking cowardly

01:25:53.700 pussy

01:25:54.060 i know i'm

01:25:55.560 i'm angry about him

01:25:57.080 though but i don't

01:25:58.240 i don't hate the guy

01:25:59.200 he's got a good

01:26:00.300 heart

01:26:00.660 what is the most

01:26:02.740 resilient parasite

01:26:03.820 bacteria

01:26:05.820 a virus

01:26:07.740 crowder's gay

01:26:10.360 i don't know

01:26:11.180 an idea

01:26:12.020 resilient

01:26:14.620 highly contagious

01:26:15.600 once an idea

01:26:17.460 has taken hold

01:26:18.180 of the brain

01:26:18.680 yeah because this

01:26:19.540 was like he's

01:26:20.180 been saying this

01:26:20.560 for seven years

01:26:21.120 he's got a

01:26:21.380 beautiful wife

01:26:21.940 they seem happy

01:26:23.100 they have to

01:26:23.880 they have to make

01:26:24.640 kids be fruitful

01:26:26.260 and multiply

01:26:26.880 not be fruity

01:26:28.320 and blow a guy

01:26:29.360 that is true

01:26:33.320 everyone pump

01:26:35.940 this pump this

01:26:37.060 up if you can

01:26:37.840 still speak in

01:26:38.600 that chat room

01:26:39.300 push the crowder

01:26:40.660 bisexual angle

01:26:41.760 the guy said he

01:26:42.580 was bi

01:26:43.080 no

01:26:43.820 how many of you

01:26:47.180 guys are saying

01:26:47.720 this right now

01:26:48.380 he's not bisexual

01:26:49.460 there's no fucking

01:26:50.760 way

01:26:51.080 someone find me

01:26:51.820 that clip

01:26:52.300 don't surprise me

01:26:53.400 though there's no

01:26:53.860 way

01:26:54.140 find me that clip

01:26:55.480 is it

01:26:57.440 somebody find that

01:26:58.820 video

01:26:59.260 guys he's not

01:27:00.560 bisexual

01:27:00.880 he's uh royce's

01:27:01.760 call

01:27:01.920 it was episode

01:27:02.720 390 something

01:27:03.900 of louder with

01:27:05.700 crowder

01:27:06.240 yeah that is

01:27:07.480 mersh created

01:27:09.480 the bisexual

01:27:10.320 crowder

01:27:10.920 bullshit

01:27:11.520 that's incredible

01:27:12.240 that is amazing

01:27:13.120 45

01:27:13.660 here's what i'm

01:27:14.820 gonna do

01:27:15.380 right now

01:27:17.480 mersh is evil

01:27:18.440 send this out to

01:27:19.480 my

01:27:20.020 that's so evil

01:27:21.460 crowder

01:27:23.160 admits

01:27:24.120 he's

01:27:24.940 bi

01:27:25.640 get ready folks

01:27:27.120 wait

01:27:27.360 do you think

01:27:28.500 crowder uh

01:27:29.580 did he get

01:27:30.580 cocked

01:27:31.360 and

01:27:31.640 her

01:27:32.180 his uh

01:27:33.380 wait

01:27:33.520 wait

01:27:33.900 everyone tell

01:27:36.540 him to check

01:27:36.980 his email

01:27:37.520 everyone tell

01:27:38.840 him to check

01:27:39.320 his email

01:27:39.820 the crowder

01:27:40.860 proof

01:27:41.380 is in

01:27:42.420 his email

01:27:43.060 right now

01:27:43.860 everyone emails

01:27:44.900 yeah

01:27:45.180 digital

01:27:45.540 keep hitting

01:27:46.880 him

01:27:47.060 he'll notice

01:27:47.720 it

01:27:47.920 i want to

01:27:48.980 pay off

01:27:49.400 tonight

01:27:49.980 um

01:27:51.540 someone told me

01:27:52.140 to have a drink

01:27:52.820 you're now banned

01:27:53.720 check my mail

01:27:54.900 oh jeez

01:27:55.620 all right

01:27:57.740 i'm already

01:27:58.200 convinced

01:27:58.620 he's bisexual

01:27:59.200 just for that

01:27:59.920 he's trying

01:28:02.040 exactly

01:28:02.820 bisexual

01:28:03.900 and bisexual

01:28:04.660 and that was

01:28:05.160 a short face

01:28:06.160 um

01:28:07.000 no i'm afraid

01:28:08.160 no i think

01:28:09.440 it was just a joke

01:28:10.300 that doesn't mean

01:28:10.880 he's bisexual

01:28:11.520 no

01:28:12.620 crowder's so neat

01:28:16.200 his hair is so

01:28:17.380 clothed

01:28:18.620 jesus please tell

01:28:21.360 me the dude's

01:28:21.840 not gay

01:28:22.300 crowder did

01:28:23.240 rogan

01:28:23.600 recently

01:28:24.280 man they definitely

01:28:25.580 sucked each other

01:28:26.220 off

01:28:26.540 i'm now convinced

01:28:28.020 that he's gay

01:28:28.600 oh no

01:28:32.040 that's amazing

01:28:34.420 i can't even do

01:28:35.340 gay jokes right now

01:28:36.120 i'm so disgusted

01:28:36.840 by crowder

01:28:37.660 he'll never talk

01:28:39.020 to me again

01:28:39.720 like that's not

01:28:40.400 how buddies are

01:28:41.420 that's how gay

01:28:42.280 guys are

01:28:43.800 like that's even

01:28:47.220 worse it means

01:28:47.860 you're gay

01:28:48.320 and a daywalker

01:28:49.340 oh this is great

01:28:50.920 oh this is fantastic

01:28:52.400 i might have to

01:28:53.440 just switch over

01:28:54.040 and watch crowder

01:28:54.700 i mean

01:28:54.960 he's live

01:28:56.280 fucking

01:28:57.200 faggots

01:28:57.900 here's my computer

01:28:59.500 crowder be verified

01:29:00.800 by sexual

01:29:01.620 it's begun

01:29:04.140 my eyes are like

01:29:07.060 i just can't look

01:29:07.740 away

01:29:07.960 this is amazing

01:29:08.580 i know

01:29:09.420 i don't know

01:29:10.140 what's in a movie

01:29:10.780 i always went over

01:29:11.880 the gay thing

01:29:12.320 kissing his wife

01:29:13.980 watch this

01:29:15.000 i'm sending him

01:29:15.600 right now

01:29:15.960 i'm sending him

01:29:16.540 another email

01:29:17.080 i just sent him

01:29:19.020 this picture

01:29:19.700 and it said

01:29:20.460 this is how a real

01:29:21.920 man kisses a gorgeous

01:29:23.460 woman he's totally

01:29:24.960 sexually interested

01:29:26.040 come on

01:29:29.420 not more proof

01:29:30.340 oh no

01:29:31.880 that picture

01:29:35.280 that someone

01:29:35.700 just sent me

01:29:36.220 was

01:29:36.480 you know

01:29:38.140 someone might

01:29:39.400 need electroshock therapy

01:29:40.500 it's like

01:29:42.200 it's like a

01:29:42.960 fucking bug

01:29:43.820 the mind virus

01:29:45.340 has been planted

01:29:46.280 he's so disturbed

01:29:49.500 while crowder's

01:29:51.680 quapping his hair

01:29:52.560 and trying to

01:29:53.140 butt

01:29:53.400 kill it right after

01:29:55.060 this

01:29:55.300 i think it's

01:29:55.700 proof again

01:29:56.100 hey love

01:30:00.660 i'm getting real

01:30:01.500 fired up

01:30:02.180 what's your odds

01:30:03.140 that crowder's

01:30:03.820 bisexual

01:30:04.420 oh boy

01:30:07.560 can you grab me

01:30:09.400 kombucha

01:30:09.860 i control the

01:30:14.560 night time now

01:30:15.380 fox

01:30:16.500 owen

01:30:18.820 i'm the real

01:30:20.060 dark lord

01:30:20.800 i've earned

01:30:23.000 this one

01:30:23.800 man

01:30:24.160 mersh is

01:30:25.820 really scary

01:30:26.940 but the thing

01:30:31.540 is

01:30:31.980 he

01:30:33.680 he not only

01:30:35.260 he not only

01:30:36.380 fucked the home

01:30:37.080 but he

01:30:37.800 willed this into

01:30:38.600 the universe

01:30:39.160 because maybe

01:30:39.760 crowder is gay

01:30:40.560 maybe

01:30:41.480 maybe this is his

01:30:43.220 way to get away

01:30:43.800 from his wife

01:30:44.440 like i was saying

01:30:45.480 yeah maybe he's

01:30:46.420 pissed off

01:30:47.140 uh at the fact

01:30:48.220 i wanted to know

01:30:48.640 it was me

01:30:49.400 yeah that she's

01:30:52.220 yeah it was

01:30:52.920 that she's uh

01:30:54.600 pregnant with

01:30:55.100 another man's

01:30:55.920 child

01:30:56.560 all right guys

01:30:57.520 you ready to

01:30:57.860 get the fuck

01:30:58.080 out of here

01:30:58.420 that's the best

01:30:59.060 note to end it

01:30:59.580 on that was

01:30:59.980 amazing

01:31:00.380 that was crazy

01:31:02.020 anyway yeah

01:31:02.760 oh benjamin

01:31:03.300 will be on next

01:31:03.960 week

01:31:04.300 we'll try

01:31:07.180 dude

01:31:07.860 i was in

01:31:13.600 austin

01:31:14.100 the speech went

01:31:14.900 really well

01:31:15.260 thank you guys

01:31:15.700 for the support

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01:31:21.860 followers on

01:31:22.420 twitter

01:31:22.680 sound

01:31:23.560 my

01:31:24.120 dick

01:31:24.860 you

01:31:25.540 savage

01:31:26.320 yeah

01:31:27.920 boy

01:31:28.920 give me the

01:31:29.780 14,000 on

01:31:30.580 youtube you

01:31:31.100 fucking homos

01:31:31.920 let's fucking

01:31:32.460 do this

01:31:33.060 huh

01:31:33.340 hell yeah

01:31:35.000 uh

01:31:36.040 i'm on youtube

01:31:37.540 i'm on major

01:31:37.980 r pockets

01:31:38.400 as well

01:31:39.000 i'm waiting

01:31:40.280 to hear back

01:31:40.920 triply

01:31:41.540 for scheduling

01:31:42.980 so

01:31:43.520 from the booker

01:31:44.140 so i'll be on

01:31:45.080 tinfoil hat

01:31:45.720 sometime soon

01:31:46.380 don't know when

01:31:46.920 we'll figure it

01:31:47.380 out

01:31:47.580 any day now

01:31:48.640 uh

01:31:49.880 catch me at

01:31:50.800 toplobster.com

01:31:51.940 toplobster with an

01:31:52.880 a on twitter

01:31:53.700 check out uh

01:31:55.160 merch engine man

01:31:56.860 we're doing big

01:31:57.400 things we're gonna

01:31:57.880 really start moving

01:31:58.680 i'm gonna be in

01:31:59.740 new york again

01:32:00.460 probably check out

01:32:01.240 the skank show

01:32:01.840 so if you're there

01:32:02.760 hey what's up

01:32:03.760 hell yeah

01:32:04.900 hell yeah

01:32:05.780 tower gang toad

01:32:07.120 on twitter

01:32:07.600 uh i was just

01:32:08.320 on no way

01:32:09.200 jose we're

01:32:09.960 resuming our

01:32:10.780 hans-herman hoppa

01:32:12.100 live reading series

01:32:13.100 and i was so

01:32:14.020 pumped up that i

01:32:14.860 almost blew our

01:32:15.780 uh legion of skanks

01:32:16.720 or gas digital

01:32:17.820 troll i'll blame

01:32:19.340 it on that

01:32:19.900 uh tower gang

01:32:21.560 pod everywhere

01:32:22.260 subscribe to the

01:32:22.980 patreon which i

01:32:23.900 believe is back

01:32:24.740 up because we

01:32:25.520 age verified

01:32:26.800 and recognize my

01:32:27.880 fat ugly face

01:32:29.140 tower gang

01:32:30.020 uh

01:32:30.400 bullshit

01:32:31.500 bullshit

01:32:32.300 little dicky

01:32:32.980 it is up

01:32:33.440 patreon.com

01:32:34.900 slash tower

01:32:35.440 gang pod

01:32:35.960 tower gang

01:32:36.640 pod everywhere

01:32:37.140 else rumble

01:32:38.080 uh

01:32:39.120 dude when you

01:32:39.940 had hair

01:32:40.600 you abused

01:32:41.560 that

01:32:41.900 you abused

01:32:42.880 that right

01:32:43.320 you had hair

01:32:44.120 and god was

01:32:44.680 like oh you're

01:32:45.600 just gonna

01:32:45.860 bull cut my

01:32:46.640 fuck god's

01:32:47.320 creation

01:32:47.760 poof gone

01:32:49.100 but yeah i got

01:32:49.800 kyle seraphim

01:32:50.420 coming on soon

01:32:51.100 in a couple weeks

01:32:51.880 kyle nephilim

01:32:53.040 kyle seraphim

01:32:54.560 is coming on in

01:32:55.260 a couple weeks

01:32:55.760 crazy ass last

01:32:57.360 name but like

01:32:58.160 uh

01:32:58.360 that'll be the

01:32:59.100 ai version of

01:32:59.800 kyle seraphim

01:33:00.420 kyle nephilim

01:33:01.360 but yeah uh

01:33:02.660 patreon.com

01:33:03.420 no way jose

01:33:03.840 2020 if you

01:33:04.580 want to get

01:33:04.900 that early

01:33:05.500 but hit the

01:33:06.340 like hit the

01:33:07.220 subscribe leave

01:33:08.320 a motherfucking

01:33:08.920 comment and

01:33:10.000 then pray for

01:33:10.660 toad because the

01:33:11.880 celtics are down

01:33:13.080 oh two

01:33:13.580 okay

01:33:14.980 uh

01:33:15.180 you

01:33:15.640 you

01:33:16.100 you

01:33:29.700 you

01:33:30.240 you

Tower Gang - May 04, 2023

Ep 121 - Protect Ya Neck

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