Tower Gang - Ep 122 - The Welding-Retard Paradox w⧸ Andrew Huff

00:00:00.000 What's up retards. I'm trying to start a cult here, baby. So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's...

00:00:09.000 ...mussy.

00:00:11.000 You want to kill me or you want to give me a boner? I don't know.

00:00:15.000 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny.

00:00:18.000 Woe is me, I'm retarded.

00:00:20.000 Any of you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like,

00:00:25.000 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. I was watching it and jerking off.

00:00:32.000 You fucking asshole.

00:00:35.000 Toad's on fire!

00:00:36.000 She was a 10 in real life. She's like a dead 8.

00:00:40.000 Lewis, you're like a brother to me.

00:00:43.000 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang. That is why.

00:00:45.000 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast.

00:00:48.000 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:00:55.000 It's not what this show is about. This shit is retarded.

00:01:01.000 Welcome everybody to another live stream edition of Tower Gang.

00:01:05.000 My name is Clint Russell. Welcome in.

00:01:07.000 As always, we're joined by at Tower Gang Toad who's reading the truth about Wuhan by Dr. Andrew Huff.

00:01:14.000 Interesting.

00:01:15.000 The host of No Way Jose. As always, the fattest man in show business. Fat comic Dave.

00:01:22.000 And Top Lobster, the host of Top Lobster.com.

00:01:24.000 And then, our very special guest this evening.

00:01:26.000 The man who worked under Peter Daszak at Eagle Alliance, Dr. Andrew Huff. Welcome in.

00:01:32.000 Thank you.

00:01:33.000 Oh yeah.

00:01:34.000 If you read books, you're a faggot.

00:01:37.000 Why would you write them?

00:01:39.000 I mean, if you can read, I guess writing is way better than reading.

00:01:44.000 What did you say?

00:01:45.000 Did you get a PhD in homosexuality?

00:01:47.000 You got to read a lot of books.

00:01:48.000 It makes you super, super duper gay.

00:01:49.000 That's what the gender studies department does.

00:01:51.000 They pump out PhDs in homosexuality and trans studies.

00:01:55.000 Fascinating stuff.

00:01:56.000 I knew it.

00:01:58.000 All right.

00:01:59.000 We're going to go hop straight into the mailbag.

00:02:02.000 Well, no, Top kept talking about how he has something special for tonight.

00:02:06.000 Yes, I want to see that as soon as possible.

00:02:08.000 We're all dressed up tonight.

00:02:09.000 I don't give a fuck about what our fans say.

00:02:11.000 I thought we were going to do a cold open with that, Top.

00:02:13.000 I thought that was the way to go.

00:02:14.000 No, no, no.

00:02:15.000 We'll do something special.

00:02:16.000 We'll put up when the time is right.

00:02:17.000 It's not right yet.

00:02:18.000 We're not so excited.

00:02:20.000 Well, Top, you told us to dress up tonight.

00:02:22.000 You told us that it was a black tie affair, so I was going to wear a noose.

00:02:26.000 He wants to work up to it before he fucks you, Top.

00:02:30.000 You said that really, like, scarily.

00:02:35.000 Like, why?

00:02:37.000 It's like the Simpsons joke where it's just always sitting.

00:02:41.000 There's definitely some door, like, just something in Toad's, like, apartment or house that he has that just has a noose just hanging from it all the time.

00:02:50.000 Every day, he wakes up, he looks at it.

00:02:53.000 I feel like we need to let, I got to let Andrew know what's going on.

00:02:56.000 So I got this new soundboard, and I have all these cool sound effects, and they're all like, we're training Toad.

00:03:02.000 So like a dog, when, you know, you use the click, you give it a treat.

00:03:06.000 We're training him to get this treat, basically, and he's really trying.

00:03:11.000 So please put up with him, because it's just going to be like this all night.

00:03:15.000 He's really going to try.

00:03:16.000 Don't laugh unless it's funny, though, because, like, we're not gifting him this.

00:03:20.000 He has to earn it.

00:03:21.000 By the way, I just realized whenever Toad finally meets his, like, ultimate fate of what we always allude to in the show, it will be just like the Wizard of Oz, where it's, like, off in the corner, kind of a little, almost you can see a little silhouette shadow kind of dangling.

00:03:34.000 That's what it'll be.

00:03:35.000 Do you think his pants will be down, or do you think he just even wears pants at home anyways?

00:03:40.000 So it's going to happen.

00:03:41.000 Oh, dude, I want to go the David Carradine route for sure, man.

00:03:44.000 If you watch this episode in reverse, you can actually see his silhouette hanging in the backdrop.

00:03:52.000 Oh, shit.

00:03:53.000 What's our question, mailbag boy, little dicky?

00:03:56.000 All right.

00:03:57.000 So we have a few that are kind of in the similar, the same similar vein.

00:04:02.000 Wait, do we want to touch on what the fuck happened with our mailbag this week?

00:04:06.000 Because a lot of you guys have been paying attention.

00:04:08.000 Patreon got banned.

00:04:09.000 Yeah, we got a new from Patreon.

00:04:11.000 We are applying for Twitter Blue so that you guys can hopefully transfer your subscriptions from Patreon over to Twitter.

00:04:19.000 We also have created a Locals.

00:04:21.000 I think it's towergang.locals.com if you want to support us there.

00:04:24.000 You know, we know you guys are loyal, so we're not even sweating it.

00:04:27.000 You're going to fucking hook us up.

00:04:28.000 I got you.

00:04:29.000 I just feel like we shouldn't even have to explain that we got banned from Patreon because it's obvious.

00:04:33.000 Yeah.

00:04:34.000 I feel like it's customary to explain to your audience where they can find your content, though.

00:04:38.000 You know, it's kind of the whole point.

00:04:40.000 You can find us.

00:04:41.000 They're watching us right now.

00:04:42.000 We don't need to explain it.

00:04:45.000 But yes, anyways.

00:04:46.000 All right.

00:04:47.000 Go on, little dicky.

00:04:48.000 Let's just kind of combine a few that are all pretty similar.

00:04:51.000 Lorenzo and this Chuck big old tree guy ask, when are you going to stage an IRL intervention for Toad?

00:04:59.000 And then can you just kidnap him and bring him to Florida already?

00:05:02.000 Boston is practically hell like the rest of New England.

00:05:05.000 I don't know.

00:05:06.000 Has anybody ever actually been a part of an intervention?

00:05:08.000 I have.

00:05:09.000 Like a legit sit down intervention?

00:05:11.000 I have, but I was a subject of one.

00:05:13.000 Oh, wait.

00:05:14.000 I was like, you were a subject of an intervention.

00:05:17.000 I guess you could call it that.

00:05:18.000 I remember one time when I was like my senior summer when I was really bad on pills.

00:05:22.000 I came home and my mom and stepdad were just sitting at the couch.

00:05:26.000 I was just kind of like, what is this?

00:05:30.000 And it was pretty much that.

00:05:32.000 Did they cry?

00:05:33.000 Pills or harder shit?

00:05:35.000 I was like, gotten a little bit into pills.

00:05:37.000 I wasn't like super duper bad.

00:05:38.000 But yeah, I was in a bad spot.

00:05:40.000 But it was funny.

00:05:42.000 What kind of pills?

00:05:43.000 It's a huge range.

00:05:44.000 What kind of pills?

00:05:45.000 Oxys, Roxys, fucking Opanna's.

00:05:49.000 Oxfam, Xanax bars.

00:05:52.000 You fucking need it.

00:05:54.000 Let me bring out the refrain.

00:05:55.000 Fentanyl.

00:05:56.000 It's just like fucking.

00:05:58.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:05:59.000 Was this the guy that you got fired accidentally?

00:06:01.000 Were you stealing his scripts or some shit like that?

00:06:04.000 No, that's my stepdad.

00:06:05.000 How he lost his medical license.

00:06:06.000 He was selling scripts to himself.

00:06:08.000 I'm not selling scripts, but he's writing his own scripts.

00:06:11.000 And then you were stealing them from him?

00:06:13.000 You scumbag.

00:06:14.000 You were talking about that's how I was on hookup.

00:06:16.000 We had a dude who was like, I think he was stealing them from his grandparents or some shit.

00:06:21.000 No, he was stealing money from his grandparents' retirement fund.

00:06:23.000 And we didn't know this.

00:06:24.000 And we were using that to get pills.

00:06:26.000 And we found out way later, like, where did all this money come from?

00:06:29.000 Yeah, he was stealing his grandparents' retirement fund.

00:06:31.000 He was like, holy fuck.

00:06:33.000 That's awful.

00:06:34.000 Cool guy.

00:06:35.000 That's a cool.

00:06:36.000 Dr. Huff, have you ever written a prescription for someone even though you shouldn't have?

00:06:39.000 Oh, I'm a PhD, not an MD, so no.

00:06:42.000 That's all the same to me.

00:06:45.000 That's a great way of dodging the question.

00:06:48.000 The question is more...

00:06:50.000 I've never written a script for somebody else.

00:06:52.000 I mean, I guess I could have...

00:06:53.000 I've had plenty of opportunity to go steal a script pad either from veterinarians or medical doctors,

00:06:56.000 but that's a fast way to get booted out of my occupation.

00:07:00.000 Yeah, I would think so.

00:07:02.000 Is that an intrusive thought?

00:07:03.000 We talk about our intrusive thoughts all the time, but like, is that your worst intrusive thought

00:07:08.000 or is there something else?

00:07:10.000 My intrusive thought, the worst intrusive thought I had all week.

00:07:12.000 So did you guys see this?

00:07:13.000 The transvestite woman that was converting to a man that was floating all over Twitter.

00:07:17.000 It had like a naked picture of her.

00:07:19.000 Which one?

00:07:20.000 Which one?

00:07:21.000 Yeah, that's the way too many.

00:07:23.000 It was in the waist down and they were going to tell you were they going to do a skin draft

00:07:26.000 to make a penis.

00:07:28.000 Oh, the penis?

00:07:29.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:30.000 Unfortunately, yeah.

00:07:31.000 They look like those sausage rolls.

00:07:33.000 Yeah.

00:07:34.000 I can't get to my head.

00:07:35.000 I'm sitting here looking at this, at least in the waist down.

00:07:37.000 I'm like, you know, this is a pretty attractive woman, at least in the waist down.

00:07:41.000 Everything looks good.

00:07:42.000 I mean, I'd give it probably like a seven or eight.

00:07:45.000 And here this person can convert to being a man.

00:07:48.000 And like, you just, I'm like, I want to help that person.

00:07:51.000 Like, what are you doing?

00:07:52.000 I have a totally, I have a totally different intrusive thought.

00:07:56.000 Every time I see that, that big rotund flesh cock.

00:08:00.000 I think like, could I fit that in me?

00:08:02.000 That's the size of a, like a, like a small hot dog, but you know, two weeks from now.

00:08:09.000 Do you think they put like, do you think they put something in there?

00:08:13.000 That's like inflate.

00:08:14.000 So it gets hard.

00:08:15.000 Because if not, it's just like a, a meat sack.

00:08:18.000 Like, it's not going to get any pleasure from that outside.

00:08:21.000 I don't know what they put it in, but I know what I want to put it in.

00:08:24.000 Why not?

00:08:25.000 And you can, it's like the old like pump ups on your, like your Nike's or whatever.

00:08:30.000 The Nike pumps.

00:08:31.000 Yeah.

00:08:32.000 And you sit there and you're just like, hold on.

00:08:33.000 No, they do.

00:08:34.000 They just turn around and you're just like, they often put the pump valve in the fake testicles

00:08:42.000 or like right behind the testicles.

00:08:44.000 It's just like Reebok pumps, but you have to squeeze your nuts for your dick to get hard.

00:08:49.000 It's fucking awesome.

00:08:50.000 That's amazing.

00:08:51.000 That's what I do right now anyway.

00:08:54.000 But also they, they give it like a, a dick hole, but it's like so wide that it looks

00:08:59.000 like a puckered puckered.

00:09:01.000 It's strange.

00:09:02.000 Did they get any pleasure from this doctor?

00:09:04.000 Like you could fuck the dick.

00:09:05.000 I don't know.

00:09:06.000 I have no clue.

00:09:07.000 I mean, I mean, you can't, you have to walk in someone else's shoes.

00:09:11.000 Right.

00:09:12.000 And I'm not about to get the surgery done.

00:09:13.000 You just have to take their word for it.

00:09:15.000 Some, I think some, um, trans, I guess, female to men, uh, report that they do another

00:09:22.000 one.

00:09:23.000 Say they've got nothing.

00:09:24.000 So I don't know.

00:09:25.000 Pop up your recops, pop up your recops.

00:09:30.000 Phantom arm things.

00:09:31.000 Like, you know, you get your arm cut off.

00:09:32.000 Right.

00:09:33.000 And you could still feel your fingers.

00:09:34.000 So maybe they, they just like imagining that they're feeling sensation in there.

00:09:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:09:39.000 Maybe they get phantom pains.

00:09:41.000 Like phantom.

00:09:42.000 Phantoms.

00:09:43.000 Phantoms.

00:09:44.000 Phantoms.

00:09:45.000 Phangasms.

00:09:46.000 Yeah.

00:09:47.000 I think, I think they're onto something there.

00:09:48.000 I think the trans ones that say they actually feel sexual fulfillment.

00:09:52.000 It's just, they've leaned that far into the mental health, uh, mental unwellness.

00:09:55.000 They've gone full psychosomatic.

00:09:57.000 Now it's like, Oh, even experiencing pleasure.

00:10:00.000 They're like, Oh wow.

00:10:01.000 You've actually become a woman.

00:10:02.000 Like it's actually the same with like getting an erection.

00:10:05.000 They just think they are.

00:10:06.000 It's a placebo owner.

00:10:07.000 It's like what happens when you go full retard.

00:10:08.000 That's what happens.

00:10:09.000 I'll give them the toad with the banger for the toad with the banger.

00:10:18.000 The hormones, for example, if you go from male to female, could potentially change your

00:10:24.000 pathways and your, your, your, your response to hormones and different brain chemistry.

00:10:30.000 So you might have pleasure like a woman.

00:10:32.000 I think that's possible.

00:10:33.000 You know, so like more, more of emotional attachment than.

00:10:36.000 Oh, we're still pretending that women have orgasms.

00:10:39.000 Not in my life.

00:10:42.000 It's not for you, Clint.

00:10:44.000 Yeah.

00:10:45.000 Why are we discussing this?

00:10:46.000 Who gives a fuck about that?

00:10:48.000 I think it's tragic when they mutilate a child, obviously, but like, I kind of like

00:10:53.000 the idea of like women finally acknowledging no more faking, no more pretending that you

00:10:58.000 can have orgasms, no more shaming me for not getting you off.

00:11:01.000 We all know you can't have it.

00:11:03.000 All right.

00:11:04.000 Look, clitoral circumcision right now.

00:11:06.000 Yeah.

00:11:07.000 He's, he's advocating for, for fucking taking a little, uh, nose clippers and offering

00:11:10.000 a little beans, you know?

00:11:12.000 He'd be like, I am going to eliminate taxes.

00:11:15.000 I am going to end the transgender.

00:11:17.000 We are going to end the female orgasm.

00:11:21.000 I just, I just, I just, I just like doing away with the myth that there is a clitoris.

00:11:26.000 Like, Oh, I can't find it.

00:11:28.000 Oh, you're telling me it's there.

00:11:29.000 Oh, you're going to circumcise it.

00:11:30.000 Circumcise your imaginary fucking sensory organ that no one's ever seen before.

00:11:34.000 Get the fuck out of here.

00:11:35.000 Do they cut it off or do they cut just like the hood off of it?

00:11:38.000 What are they doing?

00:11:39.000 I don't know.

00:11:40.000 Like in Africa, they actually cut the whole, uh, clitoris off.

00:11:43.000 Oh, really?

00:11:44.000 I thought it was just burning it.

00:11:45.000 They burn it with a cigarette and like, well, they have to call it.

00:11:49.000 They treat it like, yeah, well, they have to close that hole.

00:11:54.000 Cause that's where the P comes from.

00:11:55.000 Probably.

00:11:56.000 Right.

00:11:57.000 You just need to get a woman to show you close up.

00:12:01.000 I'm going to show you close up once and let it rip.

00:12:06.000 And then you can see where it comes from.

00:12:08.000 Oh yeah.

00:12:09.000 I've been asking my wife, but she's not into it.

00:12:11.000 So.

00:12:13.000 I just fucking fall over dead and like fucking stinks.

00:12:20.000 Is this like after asparagus or something?

00:12:22.000 I don't know.

00:12:24.000 Actually, I, I, I 69 actually the other day.

00:12:27.000 It was great.

00:12:28.000 And she peed on you.

00:12:29.000 No, she didn't pee on me, but it was, no, it was, it was, it was a fun time.

00:12:32.000 Gorda's pee, dude.

00:12:33.000 Did you guys come at the same time?

00:12:36.000 Uh, no, because I, I still haven't came from a blowjob.

00:12:40.000 So.

00:12:41.000 I don't know how to do it.

00:12:43.000 I still can't believe you proudly telling yourself.

00:12:46.000 Well, not even yourself.

00:12:47.000 Every single time.

00:12:48.000 There's no, no fucks given about whether you're in the dog.

00:12:50.000 I'm watching right now.

00:12:52.000 Oh yeah.

00:12:53.000 She's on the couch out there, but it's my birthday.

00:12:54.000 So she can't get mad at me.

00:12:55.000 You get your life.

00:12:56.000 You get your life.

00:12:57.000 You get your life for, for telling like sex dream stories, but you can't fucking, but

00:13:01.000 you can just totally freely talk about how your wife can't suck dick for shit.

00:13:05.000 No, it's not that.

00:13:06.000 No.

00:13:07.000 She, her dick sucking skills are very good.

00:13:09.000 I just never, it's just never, I don't think I've never nutted from one.

00:13:14.000 Go swipe on the spectrum is like whatever the opposite end of the spectrum is from the mythical.

00:13:19.000 Coming from a guy that, that hasn't nutted from one.

00:13:23.000 And he's only been with like two chicks ever.

00:13:25.000 So.

00:13:26.000 I don't know.

00:13:27.000 Do some basic math.

00:13:28.000 Guys.

00:13:29.000 She will cut the powers for the entire house.

00:13:31.000 If we continue.

00:13:32.000 I know.

00:13:33.000 Her blow jobs look like this.

00:13:35.000 Um.

00:13:36.000 Dude.

00:13:37.000 She.

00:13:38.000 Elizabeth can give a good blow.

00:13:40.000 It's just like, I'm guessing the length of time.

00:13:42.000 You're holding contradicting positions here, Cole.

00:13:45.000 You need to choose one.

00:13:46.000 No.

00:13:47.000 The length of time it takes for me to come.

00:13:50.000 It's just not like.

00:13:51.000 Oh, yes.

00:13:52.000 Oh, sure.

00:13:53.000 It was nice.

00:13:54.000 It was a good pivot into a humble brag.

00:13:55.000 Yeah, Cole's just like, I laughed so long, but I never know.

00:13:58.000 My dick game is so good.

00:14:01.000 I swear to God.

00:14:02.000 I mean, I mean, well, Toad hasn't came from a blow job.

00:14:06.000 So.

00:14:07.000 That's a different circumstance.

00:14:08.000 You're hanging on Toad.

00:14:10.000 All right.

00:14:11.000 That's not nice.

00:14:12.000 Guys in the chat.

00:14:13.000 Everyone in the chat.

00:14:14.000 Just type in the name of the tower gang member.

00:14:16.000 You think could make Cole come from a blow job because something clearly is wrong.

00:14:19.000 Go ahead.

00:14:20.000 All right.

00:14:21.000 Well, we.

00:14:22.000 A little diggy.

00:14:23.000 What you got?

00:14:24.000 What's next?

00:14:25.000 Yeah.

00:14:26.000 Okay.

00:14:27.000 Omar Solana.

00:14:28.000 So you already know it's going to be good.

00:14:29.000 Asks.

00:14:30.000 You can go back time and slightly hijack one of the religions.

00:14:32.000 Which one?

00:14:33.000 And what do you slip in there?

00:14:34.000 Ooh.

00:14:35.000 We have a guy named Omar talking about hijacking.

00:14:38.000 No.

00:14:39.000 Catholicism again.

00:14:40.000 And I'm just slipping it in a little boy.

00:14:42.000 That's all I'm slipping in.

00:14:43.000 I don't think you need to modify the religion.

00:14:45.000 Keeping it the same, baby.

00:14:46.000 We're not changing the thing.

00:14:48.000 Um.

00:14:49.000 Wow.

00:14:50.000 There's a lot of.

00:14:51.000 Oh.

00:14:52.000 I didn't think about.

00:14:53.000 Read.

00:14:54.000 Read.

00:14:55.000 Oh, geez.

00:14:56.000 That's a lot of read answers, even though he's not even on the show.

00:14:58.000 Interesting.

00:14:59.000 I would say.

00:15:00.000 I would say Islam and I would modify it to have them view only communists as infidels.

00:15:06.000 Hmm.

00:15:07.000 I would take Judaism and replace it with nothing.

00:15:10.000 Fair.

00:15:11.000 Fair.

00:15:12.000 I would say Mormonism and with polygamy, instead of having to keep the wives all separate,

00:15:17.000 they just all get to sleep in one bed.

00:15:19.000 Oh.

00:15:20.000 Hell yeah.

00:15:21.000 Instead of the California king, you just have the Mormon king size bed.

00:15:24.000 Yeah.

00:15:25.000 And it's just literally like, it's just a whole house size.

00:15:27.000 Islamic people as well.

00:15:29.000 I mean, that's sort of the deal there too.

00:15:30.000 Yeah.

00:15:31.000 I would.

00:15:32.000 Andrew was a Chad.

00:15:33.000 Fuck yeah.

00:15:34.000 Let's put all the wives in the same.

00:15:35.000 I like how, I like how Andrew thinks I'm going to go in and piggyback off you.

00:15:37.000 I'm going Mormon too, but I'm going to make it real.

00:15:39.000 Like, because that would be the greatest religion.

00:15:42.000 All you have to do is change, like slightly change a little bit of the history of Mormonism

00:15:50.000 and it'll just become, I mean, insanely more believable.

00:15:53.000 Like all you do is just be like, yeah, like half the shit he said actually isn't real.

00:15:57.000 Just keep like the good parts of Mormonism and like, it's way better.

00:16:01.000 Like the whole fucking golden tablets.

00:16:03.000 He loses both of them.

00:16:04.000 I have a good idea.

00:16:05.000 I want to, I want to believe, I want to believe Cole.

00:16:08.000 All right.

00:16:09.000 So, so Scientology, but we, you know how they have those tiers of like clarity or whatever

00:16:13.000 the fuck.

00:16:14.000 Cause it's just made up at the highest level, at the highest level, you have to kill yourself.

00:16:17.000 So like you, you're like, you're studying your life's going better.

00:16:20.000 And then you just have to off yourself.

00:16:22.000 I think that'd be fucking hilarious.

00:16:23.000 I think that happens anyways.

00:16:26.000 Honestly, honestly.

00:16:27.000 Probably solve a lot of problems for Scientology.

00:16:29.000 Cause don't they end up going after a lot of the high powered ones who defect?

00:16:32.000 Exactly.

00:16:33.000 Cause they read it and then they, they go, fuck this.

00:16:35.000 I'm not doing that.

00:16:36.000 And then they're like.

00:16:37.000 Scientology is, Scientology is like created by literally the FBI.

00:16:41.000 Like the CIA.

00:16:42.000 Yeah.

00:16:43.000 Yeah.

00:16:44.000 According to Sam Tripoli's episode, I agree with you.

00:16:46.000 It's highly probable.

00:16:47.000 It didn't seem well sourced, but they said it convincingly enough that I kind of bought

00:16:51.000 it too.

00:16:52.000 I was like, I was like, that seems, yeah, that seems feasible.

00:16:54.000 Yeah.

00:16:55.000 And why are all these like members of Hollywood famously followers of it?

00:16:58.000 I mean, I've always thought like.

00:17:00.000 It's a very easy way to not pay taxes.

00:17:03.000 Yeah.

00:17:04.000 Well, I mean, I've been increasingly spending more time with like a famous actors and people

00:17:11.000 in that business and they're just so detached from reality.

00:17:13.000 I think they're just looking for something to latch onto.

00:17:15.000 Oh, that's true too.

00:17:16.000 Yeah.

00:17:17.000 It's like, actually like, Oh, there's something bigger than me.

00:17:19.000 It's just a giant space lizard.

00:17:21.000 It's either Scientology or a kid.

00:17:24.000 You go to heaven on the same 47 range of space.

00:17:26.000 I would rather they.

00:17:27.000 Exactly.

00:17:28.000 But yeah.

00:17:29.000 I genuinely think Scientology probably it's to some degree or another.

00:17:32.000 Oh my God.

00:17:33.000 It actually is spelled that way.

00:17:34.000 Yeah.

00:17:35.000 Scientology.

00:17:36.000 CIA.

00:17:37.000 That's a t-shirt.

00:17:38.000 Someone write that down.

00:17:39.000 Yeah.

00:17:40.000 Jose, did you, did you change anything?

00:17:41.000 What do you mean?

00:17:42.000 Did you change your religion?

00:17:43.000 Did you have one?

00:17:44.000 Oh, I fucking forgot the whole goddamn question.

00:17:46.000 Jose's what?

00:17:47.000 I don't know.

00:17:48.000 I don't really have.

00:17:49.000 I don't know.

00:17:50.000 The Mormon one was pretty good.

00:17:51.000 Cause it's like atheism.

00:17:52.000 It's just make it where everybody believes it because fuck.

00:17:56.000 I actually, I actually like God.

00:18:00.000 I'm an atheist.

00:18:01.000 You guys know that, but I do like religion.

00:18:02.000 Cause I think most people are retarded and it's easier to just not be like,

00:18:06.000 let me explain morals.

00:18:07.000 And it's just this book.

00:18:08.000 Just generally do what these people do roughly.

00:18:10.000 And you know, you'll be all right.

00:18:12.000 Okay.

00:18:13.000 With a guy with that kind of haircut is an atheist.

00:18:15.000 Yeah.

00:18:16.000 I don't believe it.

00:18:17.000 Right.

00:18:18.000 All right.

00:18:20.000 Uh, mailbag.

00:18:21.000 Next one.

00:18:22.000 We'll go.

00:18:23.000 All right.

00:18:24.000 So prospiracy asks, uh, have you ever used cameo as a bit on the show?

00:18:29.000 If not, what's the best idea you could think of?

00:18:31.000 We have a feeling that's what tops special is.

00:18:33.000 We've talked about it.

00:18:34.000 Ah, God damn it.

00:18:35.000 It must be what it is because we did mention it.

00:18:38.000 Was it last week or two weeks ago?

00:18:40.000 Cameo of the, uh, was it the downs?

00:18:43.000 Was it a downs person?

00:18:45.000 Roll that beautiful bean footage.

00:18:47.000 I don't know what this is going to be.

00:18:50.000 I hope we did a cameo to get RFK Jr.

00:18:52.000 to call us like Spix or something.

00:18:54.000 Oh my God.

00:18:55.000 Oh my God.

00:18:57.000 Oh my God.

00:18:58.000 Oh my God.

00:18:59.000 Oh my God.

00:19:00.000 Turn the volume.

00:19:01.000 I can't believe you got Shane Gillis.

00:19:03.000 No volume.

00:19:04.000 Wait, wait.

00:19:05.000 It's muted.

00:19:06.000 Little Dicky, God damn it.

00:19:07.000 You're ruining the moment.

00:19:09.000 Get on that soundboard.

00:19:11.000 Oh no.

00:19:13.000 If it doesn't work, I swear to God.

00:19:15.000 Dude, I thought this was going to be a happy birthday thing for Cole.

00:19:18.000 I'm, I'm way off at that.

00:19:19.000 This is a happy birthday thing for Cole.

00:19:21.000 It says hi, Toad.

00:19:23.000 Hi, Toad.

00:19:25.000 That's a joke.

00:19:26.000 From, take time.

00:19:30.000 I want to say, you go dude.

00:19:39.000 Also, your podcast is so PC.

00:19:44.000 Commence both.

00:19:46.000 Pop and Jose all tried hard to make me laugh.

00:19:51.000 But, you really took down my mood.

00:19:57.000 Loser.

00:20:00.000 You can try to be cooler like me.

00:20:05.000 Well, shit.

00:20:07.000 Peace out.

00:20:08.000 I love you too, Jules.

00:20:10.000 That was amazing.

00:20:12.000 Dancer Jules.

00:20:13.000 Yeah, I love that.

00:20:14.000 Come on tower gang.

00:20:15.000 Let's go.

00:20:16.000 Was there a cigar on the floor?

00:20:18.000 Do you guys actually ever have any handicapped friends?

00:20:21.000 Like, mental handicap?

00:20:22.000 Like, all of them.

00:20:23.000 Yeah.

00:20:24.000 I mean, like, serious.

00:20:25.000 Like, downs or some other, you know.

00:20:27.000 Yeah, I know some.

00:20:28.000 Yeah.

00:20:29.000 My, I had a buddy of mine that his brother was severely autistic.

00:20:32.000 We all rode the bus with him.

00:20:34.000 I don't know.

00:20:35.000 I like to make friends with him at school.

00:20:37.000 Like, those were always the fun ones to fuck with.

00:20:39.000 Yeah.

00:20:40.000 I had a pretty good friend growing up and like, he probably had like an IQ of 80 or something.

00:20:44.000 I don't know what a specific disorder was.

00:20:45.000 He didn't have downs.

00:20:46.000 He had something else.

00:20:47.000 But, man, he was hilarious.

00:20:49.000 Did he go to the NBA?

00:20:51.000 No.

00:20:52.000 He's got a welder for a defense contractor.

00:20:54.000 Oh, now I like him a lot.

00:20:56.000 Yeah, I can weld better than I ever could.

00:20:59.000 I mean, it's great.

00:21:00.000 He showed me his work.

00:21:01.000 His eyes straight lies.

00:21:02.000 He's a biker.

00:21:03.000 He can't get a driver's license to ride the motorcycle.

00:21:07.000 So, he always is talking about riding his Harley.

00:21:09.000 He owns one, but he's never rode the damn thing.

00:21:11.000 Wait, wait.

00:21:12.000 His mom doesn't let him or something?

00:21:14.000 The government won't let him.

00:21:16.000 They're like, you weld.

00:21:20.000 You weld.

00:21:21.000 That's it.

00:21:22.000 Dude, welding is such like a retarded person task, because it is like one that, it's a

00:21:26.000 hard thing to do, but it's like, it's kind of, once you get in the zone, it's just good.

00:21:30.000 So, it's like a very simple task in a way, but also hard.

00:21:33.000 Yeah, but yes.

00:21:34.000 So, it's just zoning out and just staying on it forever.

00:21:37.000 Here's the move.

00:21:38.000 Here's the move here.

00:21:39.000 You become like even better friends with him.

00:21:41.000 You move next to him, right?

00:21:42.000 And then you just like continue to plant seeds in his head about like cool shit.

00:21:45.000 He'd be like, what if you got a helicopter?

00:21:47.000 Or something like that.

00:21:48.000 And then he gets one and then you just like use it.

00:21:51.000 Weird artifact of his disability was that you could feed him lines about the crazy things

00:21:56.000 you're doing, and he would just jump into it and start talking about it like he was

00:21:59.000 part of it.

00:22:00.000 And this is why you're so funny.

00:22:01.000 He's a liar.

00:22:03.000 You know what's going on.

00:22:05.000 I'm sure he's a liar, but I mean like, okay, the guy with an IQ of like 70 or 80.

00:22:09.000 Okay, he's a liar, but who gives a shit?

00:22:11.000 He gives a shit.

00:22:12.000 Dude, it's the cat chromosome again, man.

00:22:16.000 You know, like built for politics.

00:22:18.000 Yeah.

00:22:19.000 The cat chromosome.

00:22:21.000 Probably smarter than our president.

00:22:23.000 He'd probably be more functional at least than like 30% of the Senate.

00:22:27.000 That's true.

00:22:28.000 I mean, betterment is already there, man.

00:22:30.000 He didn't conquer the government.

00:22:32.000 Shut down the government.

00:22:34.000 Oh, yeah.

00:22:35.000 He is a senator, I believe.

00:22:36.000 Yeah.

00:22:37.000 The welding thing is great, too, because then they put on that mask.

00:22:39.000 You don't see their stupid fucking face all the time.

00:22:42.000 Oh, my God.

00:22:43.000 Well, it is a perfect task for them, too, because they have retard strength.

00:22:46.000 So they have the physical strength to be able to do it.

00:22:48.000 And they have that-

00:22:49.000 They just spin the fucking-

00:22:50.000 Oh, this is like the perfect-

00:22:52.000 This is like the perfect-

00:22:53.000 This is like the perfect, like God trick question.

00:22:56.000 Can a retarded welder weld something so firm that he can't retardedly break it in half?

00:23:01.000 It's like-

00:23:03.000 Wait, this proves the existence of God.

00:23:08.000 It's really like his first hammer reel.

00:23:11.000 Oh, man.

00:23:12.000 I was looking for a button.

00:23:13.000 I think Clint-

00:23:14.000 That one-

00:23:15.000 That one's a wild joke.

00:23:16.000 Hell yeah.

00:23:17.000 What do we call that?

00:23:18.000 It's some sort of paradox.

00:23:20.000 The retard paradox.

00:23:21.000 Retard paradox.

00:23:22.000 Retard paradox.

00:23:23.000 The welding retard paradox.

00:23:24.000 That's the show title.

00:23:25.000 It's just like a figure eight, like, constantly.

00:23:27.000 Like, what's gonna happen?

00:23:29.000 He just-

00:23:30.000 He constantly breaks it and then welds it back together and breaks it again and welds it back

00:23:33.000 together.

00:23:34.000 It's like that guy rolling-

00:23:35.000 It's like Sisyphus going up-

00:23:36.000 Yeah, it's the rolling stone, but it's just-

00:23:39.000 That's job security if you're a defense guy.

00:23:42.000 It's true.

00:23:43.000 It's like the broken window fallacy, but it's just with-

00:23:47.000 I hope we give all those planes that he's welding to Ukraine.

00:23:54.000 I think he works for, like, General Dynamics or something, so he's making Bradleys or tanks

00:23:58.000 or something.

00:23:59.000 Awesome.

00:24:00.000 How much is he making a year?

00:24:01.000 Oh, you know, last time I asked him how much he was making, it was probably, like, back

00:24:05.000 in, honestly, like, 2006 or 7, and I only asked him once, but he was making, like, 30,

00:24:10.000 35 bucks an hour back then.

00:24:11.000 2006?

00:24:12.000 That's pretty good.

00:24:13.000 He's making 100,000 an hour, because I've known retarded people on the same level that

00:24:17.000 you're talking about that work.

00:24:18.000 Like, I know one guy, he worked at Pathmark, stock and shelves, stock and shelves, but didn't

00:24:24.000 send a- he didn't spend a fucking cent.

00:24:25.000 He didn't go anywhere.

00:24:26.000 Yeah.

00:24:27.000 And then, eventually, he just bought, like, a whole house cash.

00:24:29.000 And I was like, you make $12 an hour.

00:24:31.000 Like, how the fuck?

00:24:32.000 Yeah.

00:24:33.000 Retards are low-key really good with money.

00:24:35.000 They just forget to spend it, maybe.

00:24:37.000 Like, what is that?

00:24:38.000 They just get direct deposit.

00:24:39.000 They don't know.

00:24:40.000 They just don't know how to open a checking account or, like, get the checks out.

00:24:43.000 Plus, they get SSI.

00:24:44.000 Like, they get their disability.

00:24:46.000 Well, my buddy's problem is this, though.

00:24:47.000 So, it's like, he can't take care of himself.

00:24:49.000 So, he can weld, but he can't cook, and he's allergic to a ton of shit.

00:24:52.000 So, he can't eat, like, chocolate, for example.

00:24:55.000 So, but he loves chocolate.

00:24:56.000 So, he thinks he loves chocolate.

00:24:58.000 So, without-

00:24:59.000 Oh, no!

00:25:00.000 He'll sit there and go mound a pound of chocolate.

00:25:02.000 And then, he's in the ER.

00:25:03.000 So, he's gotta go get all his money so he can have his little minder the rest of his life.

00:25:07.000 Dude, that dude's based as fuck.

00:25:09.000 Can you get this guy on the show next-

00:25:11.000 Well, we gotta talk to this guy.

00:25:13.000 He sounds incredible.

00:25:15.000 I just thought about this.

00:25:16.000 I haven't talked to him in a while, but I could give him a call.

00:25:18.000 I feel like we should, like-

00:25:20.000 You'll do it.

00:25:21.000 Pin-

00:25:22.000 He's like, you're gonna be there?

00:25:23.000 I'll be there.

00:25:24.000 We should pin the yearly salary to your IQ.

00:25:28.000 I feel like that'd be a great way to, like, kind of fix a lot of problems.

00:25:33.000 This is not a good idea for you, brother.

00:25:35.000 This is how dumb Cole is.

00:25:37.000 He can't figure out that that negatively affects him.

00:25:40.000 That would be making way more, dude.

00:25:43.000 60 grand?

00:25:44.000 60 grand.

00:25:45.000 Well, look.

00:25:46.000 We're in a whole situation where up is down, man.

00:25:50.000 I'd be killing it, bro.

00:25:51.000 If you have a worse credit score, you're actually-

00:25:54.000 It's socialism, but, like, IQ is normally distributed.

00:25:56.000 That's a fact.

00:25:57.000 Okay?

00:25:58.000 So, and if you think it's-

00:25:59.000 So, it's normally distributed.

00:26:01.000 You say that average is 100K a year.

00:26:04.000 If everyone's making 100K a year, that's socialism.

00:26:06.000 No, thank you.

00:26:07.000 But, hey, I mean, I'd be doing a little bit better.

00:26:09.000 I mean, Clint would be doing worse, but, I mean-

00:26:11.000 What?

00:26:12.000 I'd be making 140 grand a year.

00:26:14.000 That'd be all right.

00:26:15.000 You know, it's crazy-

00:26:16.000 I don't make that from a podcast.

00:26:17.000 That's for fucking shit.

00:26:18.000 I was gonna say, you can do it better than you are now.

00:26:20.000 If we did, like, tie IQ to salary, black neighborhoods would still be the same.

00:26:25.000 Wait a minute.

00:26:26.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

00:26:28.000 Shit!

00:26:29.000 This could be totally unpopular, I'm gonna say, but they'd probably be worse, because

00:26:32.000 an African-American could typically score lower on an IQ test.

00:26:35.000 Let's fucking go.

00:26:36.000 Oh, no!

00:26:37.000 On average.

00:26:38.000 I'm not a bullshun.

00:26:39.000 I'm not a bullshun.

00:26:40.000 On average, it's here.

00:26:41.000 And there's a lot of reasons why that is.

00:26:42.000 It has nothing to do with their race.

00:26:43.000 It has to do with their environment.

00:26:45.000 I just want to make it clear for the audience that just the fact that we have this guest on our show

00:26:49.520 does not mean the show agrees or any of his chances.

00:26:53.540 It's not just an act of a bucket.

00:26:55.240 We do not.

00:26:56.180 I mean, whatever he says here, if he's talking about COVID, we do not endorse it.

00:27:00.400 Everything else we say, yes.

00:27:02.560 I was talking about COVID.

00:27:04.420 I was going to say something to what he said.

00:27:07.300 Yes, we also all agree that their race has not influenced their IQ.

00:27:11.380 It is their environment.

00:27:12.660 But their environment is caused by their race.

00:27:14.320 It's all paradoxical.

00:27:21.500 Let me redeem myself.

00:27:23.140 I used to volunteer in one of the most ghetto places in the United States at a high school.

00:27:30.060 It's a white thing to do, by the way.

00:27:32.440 It's just a psycho.

00:27:33.400 I had a 14-year-old girl come up, and she's like, hey, Mr. Huff, I want to show you this picture.

00:27:38.360 I'm like, okay, cool.

00:27:39.120 She hands you this picture.

00:27:40.860 I'm sort of shocked.

00:27:41.840 It's like an ultrasound picture.

00:27:44.320 And she's like, oh, I'm pregnant.

00:27:46.900 And she's a 14-year-old girl.

00:27:47.920 You're like, that's not mine.

00:27:49.560 You're the father.

00:27:52.880 I look at him like, how old is this baby?

00:27:54.960 Okay, thank God it's not me.

00:27:55.900 Andrew is already looking at those pre-op pictures and being like, oh, yeah.

00:28:03.620 When you went to the hood school, did you grab a chair and turn around backwards and look at the kids and be like, yo, I believe in you.

00:28:12.960 That's what you need to believe in you.

00:28:16.560 They say that you're young and you're like the weak link, you know, like in a high school.

00:28:21.800 So you just have to be ultra professional.

00:28:24.300 They're not the weak link.

00:28:25.200 They're the missing link.

00:28:26.240 Holy shit.

00:28:33.840 So how did it, why were you volunteering there?

00:28:36.000 Like for your doctorate or something or what was going on?

00:28:38.400 No, I just wanted to experience doing it.

00:28:39.800 Community service.

00:28:40.480 How, yeah, how serendipitous.

00:28:46.080 He got community service from sleeping with that 14-year-old and then ended up teaching her.

00:28:50.920 And there you go.

00:28:52.300 Well, actually, I was, I was actually feeding people to Epstein.

00:28:55.300 I mean, that was.

00:28:55.820 Yeah.

00:28:57.380 And I'm at KCIA.

00:29:02.460 That's a lie because, because Epstein didn't fuck with any, like, little black girls.

00:29:06.940 It was a whole white girl.

00:29:09.060 Who said they were black?

00:29:10.000 I just said ghetto.

00:29:11.180 Oh.

00:29:12.920 You're showing a racism here, Top.

00:29:15.700 He hit us with the loophole.

00:29:17.080 I like it.

00:29:17.560 I respect that.

00:29:18.740 I also, I mean, actually, I did actually do basically the same thing, but I didn't go

00:29:23.000 teach anywhere.

00:29:23.740 I did, it wasn't community service.

00:29:25.400 I just worked in Section 8 housing as a maintenance.

00:29:28.420 And yeah, I saw, I mean, a lot of shit there.

00:29:31.000 It sounds like you're knocking the rust out of a lot of pipes.

00:29:33.600 Yeah, dude, it was, it was not fun.

00:29:36.180 Like, I mean, I, I mean.

00:29:37.620 I bought a triplex in Paris, California, and it's like the most fucking ghetto spot of

00:29:43.060 California.

00:29:44.080 And I, it's like east of Riverside, like southeast of Riverside.

00:29:49.520 It's, I don't know.

00:29:50.360 I don't know how to describe it.

00:29:51.080 It's fucking, it's Southern California, but it's like the fucking hood.

00:29:54.060 It's like where no one wants to live.

00:29:55.120 So all the black people live there.

00:29:56.380 And I went to this triplex that I had purchased and it's like, I don't know what my tenants

00:30:00.400 are like.

00:30:00.740 Cause I just, it was like a foreclosed property and I walk up and I meet them and like, there's

00:30:05.600 street fights that are happening right outside.

00:30:07.760 And, and I walk up and they're like, they're like, whoa, white boy, what the fuck you doing

00:30:12.020 here?

00:30:12.320 And I was like, I was like, I'm, I'm like, I'm the new owner of the building.

00:30:18.400 They're like, oh shit.

00:30:19.660 We got another white owner.

00:30:21.740 And I was like, he's like, mama, white boy.

00:30:26.340 She comes to the door and she's like, can you fix, you know, X, Y, Z?

00:30:30.180 I was like, yeah, fuck yeah.

00:30:30.920 I'll fix everything.

00:30:31.640 She's like, oh, you're way better than the last white boy.

00:30:33.640 He didn't fix shit.

00:30:34.460 I was like, fuck.

00:30:37.200 I'm looking, I just looked on the map.

00:30:38.860 How the hell did you get buying a place in Paris, California?

00:30:42.120 I lived in San Diego.

00:30:42.980 He's a wigger.

00:30:43.680 He's a fucking wigger.

00:30:44.780 He's not near San Diego.

00:30:45.780 I mean, it sort of is, but.

00:30:47.240 Well, yeah, it's just, I mean, opportunities.

00:30:49.660 Are abundant.

00:30:51.220 You know, you just.

00:30:52.120 I was, I was a mortgage lender.

00:30:53.800 So I was notified that this was on the market.

00:30:55.880 And I bought the motherfucker for 180 grand.

00:30:58.120 I ended up selling it for three 30.

00:30:59.280 So I was like, Hey, cool.

00:31:00.660 But it was, it was horrifying.

00:31:02.620 I never went back.

00:31:03.800 I always sent my Mexican handyman after that.

00:31:05.500 Cause I was like, I am not fucking going back there.

00:31:07.520 I'm going to do the neighborhood.

00:31:09.280 The neighborhood I grew up in is this, but every day.

00:31:11.900 Yeah.

00:31:12.100 Is that crazy that he was there for like one day.

00:31:14.760 He was like, I'm pretty sure I did.

00:31:17.120 I told it before, but I did see a house get raided by the, the local sheriff's office.

00:31:23.320 Like they pulled up and everything for, I think it's probably like an ounce of fucking

00:31:27.320 weed or some shit like that.

00:31:28.760 I don't know what that was, but that was, I was sitting there just cleaning up trash in

00:31:31.740 this walk.

00:31:32.140 And then all of a sudden this cop cars and fully kitted out, dude, just roll up and

00:31:36.580 this fucking guy tried to crawl out the back window.

00:31:39.660 It didn't work out, but it was the bed intruder guy.

00:31:42.420 Dude, I was waiting, I was waiting for someone to get fucking shot, but it didn't happen.

00:31:46.400 But dude, I'm shocked that a Clint invested in a property that had all black people living

00:31:51.620 in it and that the property value went up.

00:31:54.080 I bought it in 2010.

00:31:55.840 That's how, that's the only reason it went up.

00:31:57.600 Trust me.

00:31:57.920 And it's probably worth a half a million today, but I was like, uh, the, the, actually the

00:32:01.840 lady that, that came to the door was like, Oh, you're way better than the other white

00:32:04.880 boy.

00:32:05.380 Uh, she fucking flooded my unit and cost me 20 grand because she had tried to flush like

00:32:09.420 a fucking juice box or something.

00:32:10.840 And then lied about it.

00:32:11.860 I was like, Oh dude, I, yeah, I'm, you know, the federal reserve just ruined code's attempt

00:32:17.160 of a joke by, you know, completely misconstruing the market and making it.

00:32:21.740 So his joke made no fucking sense.

00:32:23.540 Yeah.

00:32:23.600 Damn it.

00:32:24.420 Federal reserve, man.

00:32:26.400 Blame the fed.

00:32:27.060 I'm saying he's going to keep trying Andrews.

00:32:28.940 It's only don't give him anything.

00:32:30.260 I need the fed is the reason why I'm not funny.

00:32:33.220 Yes.

00:32:34.240 Probably.

00:32:34.960 Did you study finance or something or what?

00:32:37.740 No, we studied sports gambling and fucking virginity.

00:32:43.440 I do.

00:32:43.920 No, my, my studies.

00:32:44.860 He has a deep study into virginity.

00:32:47.600 Going on, going on 40 years of a practice than a study at this point.

00:32:52.600 I have to get his PhD in non-pussy getting.

00:32:54.640 I got an honorary doctorate, not getting pussy.

00:33:00.960 All right, guys, we get it.

00:33:02.280 He doesn't have to get pussy.

00:33:05.460 So for most doctors that I know, at least PhDs, they have no game.

00:33:10.180 And that goes for MDs too.

00:33:11.460 So you, you think you might go to school for something like that, but no, those people

00:33:14.340 have no game.

00:33:15.280 Well, but it was all like the shows, like show them as like, you know, you got fucking, was

00:33:21.340 it Grey's Anatomy?

00:33:22.260 Like that one they always like in, um.

00:33:25.180 Oh, that's TV, Cole.

00:33:26.560 But I'm saying that's what they, but they all show it because it is, it is something like

00:33:30.260 they're trying to sigh up us to make us think that women love doctors, but it actually

00:33:34.780 doesn't actually happen.

00:33:35.640 Yeah, I think women do love doctors.

00:33:37.460 I think a lot of people, guys try to become doctors to try to like overachieve and are

00:33:42.340 kind of like nerds really.

00:33:43.600 But then if you're a normal dude who genuinely just wants to go to be a doctor and you're

00:33:47.460 a good looking guy, they're like, holy shit, a good looking doctor.

00:33:50.400 But if you're just some fucking awkward nerd, it doesn't matter.

00:33:53.880 Yeah, I agree with you.

00:33:54.920 And, uh, like if the guys do have games, typically like surgeons, surgeons usually have really good

00:33:59.820 game.

00:34:00.420 I mean, like the guys, but it takes a special kind of purpose, a person to want to sit there

00:34:04.740 and crack bodies open and, you know, why'd you say, why'd you say, why'd you say, oh

00:34:08.960 yeah, I was like, I'll be like, I mean, surgeons have game.

00:34:18.000 Oh, that's true.

00:34:22.240 It's so funny.

00:34:23.020 Like I wouldn't sat in rooms when they interview clients and they come in and it's, it's hilarious

00:34:28.540 because they, they know exactly how to play on a woman's insecurity.

00:34:31.580 Like, oh, you know, this breast is, it's sagging just a little bit.

00:34:35.840 It's okay.

00:34:36.340 If you want to leave it like that.

00:34:41.080 What can you do to it?

00:34:43.440 And then right away, boom, sold.

00:34:47.460 My wife worked with, uh, it was, she worked with a lady that was, she was, she was a dentist

00:34:52.200 and her husband was a plastic surgeon, like the biggest plastic surgeon in that town.

00:34:57.360 Um, and like, I, I was like, I don't know how, if I was her, could live with like guys

00:35:02.980 that's just like every day, just looking at women's skits and be like, these suck.

00:35:07.460 I'm going to make these way better.

00:35:08.600 And his wife, I'm pretty sure did not ever get done.

00:35:11.740 Like she never got anything done.

00:35:13.860 So I don't know.

00:35:15.000 She knew the game.

00:35:15.720 Yeah.

00:35:15.940 Well, she knew he was putting that game to these other bitches.

00:35:18.100 But like, how do you as a woman just sit there and every day, I mean, cause you know, he's

00:35:22.960 probably just going like, how do you as a woman, what if you're married to a gynecologist

00:35:27.540 and you, it's kind of like being married to a porn star, but this is like a different

00:35:31.260 loophole.

00:35:31.780 And you're like, your husband comes home, it's Friday, he's tired.

00:35:34.640 He's like, had a long day at work.

00:35:35.900 And you're like, how much pussy were you looking at?

00:35:38.720 Did it look better than my pussy?

00:35:40.260 Like it must be like, the gynecologist, you don't see any nice pussy.

00:35:44.460 You see a pussy that's only been, it has infections or, you know, some other problem

00:35:48.980 going on.

00:35:49.580 You're not, you're not saying like they're best.

00:35:53.600 That's what my stepdad told me.

00:35:55.480 He was a PA or whatever forever before he lost his medical license.

00:36:00.640 Yeah.

00:36:00.760 He's like, yeah, the pussies you see are gross.

00:36:02.780 Like, let's be right.

00:36:03.260 I think you're right.

00:36:05.120 But the, the scam that, uh, the gynecologists have been running, they've been saying, Oh,

00:36:09.200 you, you know, people should come and get a yearly checkup because that's what you

00:36:12.740 should do.

00:36:12.940 They're just trying to see fresh pussy.

00:36:14.740 That's really all that is.

00:36:15.960 Maybe like the conspiracy theory is that there's really nothing really wrong with vagina to

00:36:19.960 begin with.

00:36:20.320 So you don't even need to check up, but they just want to see pussy.

00:36:22.920 Like I got to see.

00:36:23.520 You should have got your doctorate in a pediatric gynecology.

00:36:30.540 I had a buddy of mine that was a, he's a, he's a nurse.

00:36:35.660 And when he was in a nursing school, like they were doing their, whatever the shit where

00:36:40.260 they go and fucking work at a, uh, a residency, the residency.

00:36:44.520 Yeah.

00:36:44.640 Whatever.

00:36:45.460 Um, but he, he was in the maternity ward, but like, it was also like, so this lady comes

00:36:50.860 in and she's like six, seven months pregnant.

00:36:53.360 And she was like, my vagina is killing me.

00:36:56.100 Like, she was like, it hurts so bad.

00:36:57.500 And it happened after like me and my husband had sex last night.

00:37:01.540 And she was like, so I think like something like baby's arm punched through.

00:37:05.360 Yeah.

00:37:05.660 And then like, they opened it up and he was like, there was the biggest cyst I've ever

00:37:09.600 seen.

00:37:10.300 And just like, like the husband had actually like birthed him with his dick.

00:37:15.640 So she thought she had like started labor and it was actually just like, it was like, no,

00:37:22.700 it was really hard sex last night.

00:37:24.400 And apparently like the woman's mom was with her.

00:37:26.940 And so she had to talk about how, like, how many months pregnant was she?

00:37:30.500 Like six, seven months.

00:37:31.600 Like it was like pretty far along.

00:37:33.940 That dude had a hand, yo.

00:37:35.140 That's really what you're saying, right?

00:37:36.400 I'm just described by the doctors, you know, you're like, you're eight months, go to nine,

00:37:39.180 go home and have a lot of sex, you know?

00:37:40.820 Yeah.

00:37:41.040 They said they were happy.

00:37:41.940 She was like, we had very hard sex.

00:37:43.880 And then my vagina like was killing me.

00:37:45.920 And he said, it literally was like ginormous cysts just right inside.

00:37:50.860 And they had a, they had a like right there.

00:37:54.080 Yeah.

00:37:54.280 Fucking pull the scapula out and fucking drain that shit.

00:37:56.820 He was like, the husband's like, stand aside, doc.

00:37:59.100 I got this.

00:38:01.440 You don't need that scapula.

00:38:02.900 I got it.

00:38:04.000 I'm going to burst that thing.

00:38:06.120 What were they doing?

00:38:07.100 It's not like normal sex.

00:38:08.300 It was like, apparently like pile driving sex.

00:38:12.860 Yeah.

00:38:13.700 Hot.

00:38:14.840 Yeah.

00:38:15.120 I mean, dude, I mean, tough enough.

00:38:17.940 They know like when she's, when she's like eight, nine months and she got all those hormones

00:38:21.600 flowing through her.

00:38:22.800 I mean, she's ready.

00:38:23.840 Are we, are we just going to overlook that fucking fat rack on that tarred that we got

00:38:28.040 the video from?

00:38:28.980 Come on.

00:38:29.620 Come on.

00:38:30.160 Anybody, nobody's going to bring it up.

00:38:31.940 We're just going to always know her.

00:38:34.540 Pull up her age real quick.

00:38:35.900 She's, she's, she's, she's an adult.

00:38:40.660 I assume you're getting caught again.

00:38:42.360 You're not going to get this out of me.

00:38:43.780 It's, it's hard, hard to tell with the, uh, with the downers, like what their age actually

00:38:47.340 is.

00:38:47.660 Cause, cause mentally they're, they're not there.

00:38:50.040 So do you think that you could get her?

00:38:51.480 Pull her up.

00:38:54.200 Pull up the picture.

00:38:56.200 Yeah.

00:38:56.440 Dude.

00:38:57.020 She thinks she's cooler than me.

00:38:58.420 She thinks she's going to shit on me.

00:38:59.960 I actually think that'd be a good relationship for Toad.

00:39:02.600 Very supportive, sweet woman.

00:39:08.220 You're like, you're like the, the, the star quarterback that takes her to prom.

00:39:12.280 No, dude, she has like so many followers on TikTok.

00:39:15.160 She probably just, she won't go.

00:39:16.460 They are getting railed.

00:39:18.400 Yeah.

00:39:18.760 She probably has a diluted like idea of what she could put.

00:39:21.440 I could do much better than you.

00:39:26.760 In the private chat.

00:39:29.340 This is a 1.2 million followers.

00:39:34.020 1.2 million.

00:39:35.220 No way.

00:39:35.780 You couldn't get her, dude.

00:39:36.780 She's way too big.

00:39:37.660 Oh yeah.

00:39:38.060 She's getting.

00:39:38.480 Oh, that's even her old backup account.

00:39:43.660 I'll pull those all.

00:39:44.800 Can you put up a picture for us?

00:39:46.020 You want to say?

00:39:46.440 I did.

00:39:46.760 I put the private chat.

00:39:47.660 Take a look.

00:39:48.060 So this is a wood question.

00:39:49.660 Would you?

00:39:49.920 So.

00:39:50.900 Oh, wood.

00:39:51.760 All right.

00:39:52.120 Okay.

00:39:52.280 Is there any nudity?

00:39:53.340 Just to be clear?

00:39:53.700 No, it's not nudity.

00:39:55.020 All right.

00:39:55.360 Then whatever.

00:39:56.140 All right.

00:39:56.580 All right.

00:39:56.860 Little Dickie, bring it up.

00:39:58.700 Oh, that's not even a fair question.

00:40:00.420 Oh, geez.

00:40:01.120 That's her?

00:40:02.480 No, that's a different woman.

00:40:03.700 That's a different channel.

00:40:04.240 She's a model of Down syndrome.

00:40:06.100 Oh my God.

00:40:06.360 Is this the Victoria's Secret one?

00:40:08.200 It could be.

00:40:09.000 Yeah.

00:40:09.240 That face is a little freaky.

00:40:10.500 I'm not going to lie.

00:40:11.320 She looks remarkably strong.

00:40:13.280 Her lighting.

00:40:14.300 Her lighting.

00:40:15.080 That could be a trans.

00:40:16.280 That could be a dude.

00:40:18.120 I mean.

00:40:19.180 That's a cute dude, though.

00:40:20.320 Let's be real.

00:40:21.360 No, I mean.

00:40:22.880 I mean.

00:40:23.320 It is a cute little man right there.

00:40:24.820 Yeah.

00:40:25.720 You know what?

00:40:26.200 The question.

00:40:26.600 So the question now hasn't become.

00:40:28.840 Would you because she's Downs or not?

00:40:30.620 Like everybody's saying yes.

00:40:32.120 Implicitly yes.

00:40:32.740 But now they're saying, is she pretty enough?

00:40:34.920 This is the discussion happening.

00:40:36.360 I would say.

00:40:37.680 Yeah.

00:40:37.820 Dude.

00:40:38.080 I'm not going to lie.

00:40:38.820 Like a dark room.

00:40:40.280 You know.

00:40:40.540 You're inebriated.

00:40:41.420 You might not even pick up on the Downsy vibes.

00:40:43.700 Yeah.

00:40:44.820 Are you drunk?

00:40:47.580 Do your friends know?

00:40:48.960 Yeah.

00:40:49.260 I mean.

00:40:50.540 I've definitely hooked up with chicks that weren't retarded.

00:40:52.560 That were uglier than her.

00:40:54.180 Oh my god.

00:40:55.480 I was really hoping you were about to say you fucked some retarded chicks.

00:41:00.240 Wasn't it you that said you fucked a deaf chick?

00:41:02.660 Me?

00:41:03.040 I've never fucked a deaf chick.

00:41:04.360 Oh, a peg leg or some shit?

00:41:05.800 No.

00:41:06.160 I fucked a chick with a.

00:41:07.620 What is it called?

00:41:08.140 Bow legs?

00:41:09.160 Oh yeah.

00:41:09.760 That's right.

00:41:09.980 It was more funny because like I didn't know beforehand because I'd never actually been

00:41:14.420 walking with her or seen her walking with her.

00:41:16.760 And then the next morning I saw her walking out just doing the like.

00:41:19.820 Jose's like, man, I was good last night.

00:41:25.600 No, I mean, I knew that it wasn't that.

00:41:27.520 Like I knew it was like.

00:41:29.580 All right.

00:41:31.140 Oh, I thought he wasn't going to have pants on.

00:41:32.840 I just saw him get up.

00:41:35.260 He's not me.

00:41:36.560 He's off to create another bioweapon.

00:41:39.300 Oh man.

00:41:40.700 I have no idea who this guy was.

00:41:42.520 I just like someone just said, oh, he wants to come on.

00:41:44.520 I was like, all right.

00:41:45.200 It's very random, random guess for here, but whatever.

00:41:48.600 If he wants to roll.

00:41:50.640 Yeah.

00:41:51.220 EcoHealth Alliance was responsible for the research at Wuhan Institute of Virology where

00:41:55.060 COVID came from.

00:41:55.760 He worked under Peter Daszak, which is the head of EcoHealth Alliance.

00:41:58.700 Clint, you're talking about COVID, but are you gay?

00:42:00.820 And you expect me to believe that.

00:42:03.040 This guy has arm tats.

00:42:05.180 He didn't work in for fucking in a lab.

00:42:08.060 Those are military tats.

00:42:10.680 Oh, look at Tori.

00:42:12.000 Oh, there you go.

00:42:14.160 He's former military, so.

00:42:15.620 He was describing to us what you're doing.

00:42:17.440 And it's just, it's just funny that we're here to shoot.

00:42:19.120 To answer your question, Jethro, it's because he's already been on Liberty Lockdown.

00:42:26.620 That's why he's on it.

00:42:28.140 Four Pony Boys is a much better medium for you.

00:42:30.100 Yeah, we actually probably should have.

00:42:30.940 You were like, you were saying something.

00:42:33.620 I was like, this guy's funny.

00:42:34.460 So they're like, do you want to come on?

00:42:36.020 And then you said, yeah.

00:42:37.100 I was like, hey, you want to ruin your career?

00:42:38.540 Fucking let's do it.

00:42:39.200 Here's my position right now and the way I look at it.

00:42:44.140 So I have a lot of people out there who want to destroy my life.

00:42:47.540 And if I come on to these kind of things and I'm funny and I can relate to people and I don't have any secrets and I talk about stuff, what are they going to use against me?

00:42:55.000 Fuck them.

00:42:56.260 I don't know.

00:42:56.580 We did just talk about the bell curve.

00:42:57.740 Let's talk about what you DM me, what your friend said, because it is an interesting, I brought it up in the chat and we philosophize shortly about it, but it is an interesting idea.

00:43:14.020 It is.

00:43:14.600 I mean, it's strange.

00:43:15.400 I mean, so I live in the upper peninsula of Michigan.

00:43:17.600 It's very remote here.

00:43:18.500 It's one of the most remote places in the United States.

00:43:20.980 Actually, the most remote in the lower 48.

00:43:23.240 And we got a lot of hicks around here.

00:43:24.460 You know, I live off the grid, a couple hundred acres and, you know, everyone here is living sort of hand to mouth.

00:43:28.900 They're very poor, most people, but they're very down to earth, mostly Scandinavians, Finnish or Italians.

00:43:34.600 Anyways, a friend comes over and he's like, I clogged a lot of pussy when I was younger.

00:43:43.640 I thought I had heard everything when I was in the infantry when I was younger.

00:43:47.420 And like, that was, it was new to me, you know?

00:43:49.140 So here I am 40 years old here.

00:43:50.860 It is a good way to put it implies an inconvenience.

00:43:53.520 Like, you didn't, it wasn't like you were banging them, like it was, you clogged it.

00:43:56.940 Like, you were an inconvenience.

00:43:58.340 Like, that's what you do.

00:43:59.900 Okay, fine.

00:44:01.440 I've clogged a couple of drains from, I've clogged a couple of drains from just how much I cum, like, in the shower.

00:44:07.860 You've not cummed up a fucking drain.

00:44:10.560 And then clogging the holes?

00:44:11.780 I don't know.

00:44:12.660 Like, did his dick fall off and, like, it gets stuck there?

00:44:16.580 Well, you are lying if you're telling me you have blocked a drain with your dick.

00:44:19.960 Yes, I have.

00:44:20.920 There's no way you have enough cum material to coagulate in your brain.

00:44:25.120 What is it?

00:44:25.540 When it gets in body.

00:44:26.680 As far as I'm in Afghanistan, they'd have to go, like, I guess run a snake down them every couple days because the guys were jerking off in the shower so much.

00:44:36.320 Yes.

00:44:36.740 Yeah, we had a, we called them jellyfish.

00:44:38.640 And you could see, like, like, I was military, too.

00:44:43.220 So, but, yeah, I've deployed.

00:44:44.220 Like, yeah, you go to the group.

00:44:45.420 Like, you, yeah, there's some shit.

00:44:48.460 Yes, the hair and the cum.

00:44:49.740 I mean, to overshare, I mean, I think most of the guys in the infantry, they just went there, did it in their rack and just started waiting for everyone else to sort of fall asleep or go away somewhere else.

00:44:58.740 There was really no hiding it.

00:44:59.960 Yeah.

00:45:00.440 I didn't even think they would wait.

00:45:02.380 That is horrific.

00:45:03.740 A jellyfish?

00:45:04.540 I used to have piss jugs all behind my, like, door, my bed because it's, like, you had to walk, like, a mile to a thing.

00:45:14.780 Or you could just get, like, every time you go to get food or something, just get extra bottles.

00:45:18.900 And just in the middle of the night, roll over, just kind of piss the bottle, go back to sleep instead of going to walk, like, a mile to your pisser.

00:45:24.000 What the military, man?

00:45:25.720 The military is just like the Lord of Flies.

00:45:27.500 Is that what?

00:45:30.380 It's more like being in prison, actually.

00:45:31.780 And actually, I think people in prison actually probably have it better.

00:45:35.340 Who gets raped more, prisoners or soldiers?

00:45:39.680 But psychologically, by the government, that matters, too.

00:45:42.820 So, like, if you're.

00:45:43.780 Oh.

00:45:44.740 Yeah.

00:45:45.300 I mean, so I worked in a readjustment counseling center when I first got in the military.

00:45:50.940 So I was managing mental health outpatient clinics.

00:45:52.420 So, unfortunately, there's a lot of women and men who get raped on deployment.

00:45:55.780 And I wasn't really aware of it until I had that occupation.

00:45:59.780 But it's hard to say.

00:46:01.200 Okay, probably more in prison.

00:46:03.240 Yeah.

00:46:03.540 Wow.

00:46:04.140 Like, wait.

00:46:04.720 So there's, like, a lot of rape in the army, though?

00:46:07.480 I didn't know that.

00:46:08.260 I thought you were about to say in prison.

00:46:09.560 Like, yes, cool.

00:46:11.360 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:46:12.100 There's rape in prison?

00:46:14.520 This is the first time I'm hearing about this.

00:46:16.180 Yes.

00:46:16.680 There's a lot of people in the military that have benefits from being military sexual trauma victims.

00:46:22.760 And a lot of times, crimes go unsolved.

00:46:24.560 And because there's a hierarchy and command structure, they're not investigated.

00:46:28.380 Nobody wants to deal with it.

00:46:29.380 It's really hard to know.

00:46:29.580 Wait, they don't investigate?

00:46:30.520 Am I too old?

00:46:31.280 Do they just pay them?

00:46:33.180 You're saying if I get a sale of rape?

00:46:35.140 Yeah.

00:46:35.480 The person will file the claim when they're on active duty or when they come off and they're veterans.

00:46:41.560 And they'll investigate a little bit.

00:46:43.380 But a lot of times, nothing ever happens.

00:46:45.500 They also, I mean, I guess it would be something like, if you're in the military, you would probably feel like I'm way too embarrassed to admit that I got raped by another service member or something like that.

00:46:58.000 Especially the guys, right?

00:46:59.240 Yeah.

00:46:59.420 So the guys would be like, I'm not going to admit to getting raped, like, no fucking way.

00:47:04.000 Yeah.

00:47:04.240 You're not manly enough anymore.

00:47:05.740 You're out of the military.

00:47:06.800 Do you think the guys are getting raped by the other guys or by the girls?

00:47:09.900 Yeah.

00:47:10.240 Oh, by guys.

00:47:11.300 By guys.

00:47:12.880 By me.

00:47:13.920 It was me.

00:47:14.400 My guy.

00:47:19.960 He's like, there's no questioning this one.

00:47:21.660 It was fucking me.

00:47:22.940 But wait a minute.

00:47:23.660 Back to the clogging pussy for a minute, though.

00:47:25.940 Did nobody's mind jump to clogging a toilet, like that type of thing?

00:47:30.220 I was thinking, like, Cole's neck of the woods, the Alabama Hot Pocket or whatever, you're shitting in her pussy and clogging it that way.

00:47:36.740 Nobody thought about that?

00:47:38.100 No.

00:47:38.560 That's not where, yeah, that would be the natural place one would immediately jump to from there.

00:47:42.600 I don't know if it's space docking or the Alabama Hot Pocket, but.

00:47:48.420 I feel like my dick's not fat enough to clog a pussy.

00:47:51.440 See, my whole thing was.

00:47:52.660 Yeah, this guy.

00:47:53.260 He's fucking saying what we're thinking.

00:47:54.220 See, my whole thought was just, like, an overabundance.

00:47:56.940 I don't think anybody is.

00:47:58.220 An overabundance of cum.

00:47:59.840 And, like, she's like, I haven't had my period in, like, two months.

00:48:03.820 And he was like.

00:48:04.560 But she's like, but I'm not pregnant.

00:48:06.120 It's just so much cum up there.

00:48:08.160 My dick's not coming out.

00:48:09.760 It's clogged.

00:48:10.120 What if this guy had a detachable dick and he, like, fucking fell off in there?

00:48:16.200 And then he clogged up that girl's pussy for a couple of days.

00:48:18.880 When it came out, he put it back on and then keeps going.

00:48:21.860 Is this, I mean, that's a possibility here, right?

00:48:24.820 Detachable penis?

00:48:25.480 If that happens enough times, do you buy, like, a mini plunger and you're like, hold on.

00:48:30.340 I got this.

00:48:31.180 You just, like, pull out of your back pocket and just kind of.

00:48:33.840 Yeah.

00:48:34.300 And then pull back out.

00:48:35.300 Let's get back to going.

00:48:35.940 Can you imagine plunging your own dick out of it?

00:48:38.760 Wait.

00:48:40.400 Maybe he meant he was impregnating all of them because then it's like, yeah, I clogged your pussy, like, with my seed, with this baby.

00:48:47.420 And then now, you know, like, no guy can do the same thing anymore.

00:48:50.220 So it's clogged.

00:48:51.700 That is kind of.

00:48:52.640 Well, I mean, that is one of the characteristics of semen.

00:48:55.480 It's supposed to, you know, it does stick in wet conditions.

00:48:58.920 I didn't, bro.

00:48:59.780 That's what you're telling me.

00:49:01.120 Especially when that hot water hits it and it's like a fucking.

00:49:05.120 And your throat gets all dry.

00:49:09.980 I need to drink water.

00:49:12.900 Whenever your butthole can't, you can't, like, stick your butthole in poop because it's just full of cum.

00:49:17.880 When your butt crack just gets solid like a fucking concrete brick.

00:49:21.460 Yeah.

00:49:23.340 It's like, you know, remember when you had gum in your hair?

00:49:25.480 Now think of, like, that, but, like, your asshole hair.

00:49:29.060 You got the cum dinged out.

00:49:31.380 Oh, that makes sense.

00:49:35.220 Hey, Toadshakes is too.

00:49:36.540 I mean, I guess it's.

00:49:38.280 Do you use the Weed Whacker 3.0?

00:49:41.120 It's the, um, no, the Weed Whacker is for the nose.

00:49:44.660 It's the lawnmower.

00:49:45.840 I have the lawnmower.

00:49:46.540 We're not sponsored by these people.

00:49:48.800 Stop it, Toadshake.

00:49:49.320 We're from Manscaped.

00:49:50.720 What are you doing?

00:49:52.080 Free plugs?

00:49:52.660 That's the only episode he's, like, plugging Manscaped.

00:49:54.760 Like, shut up, dude.

00:49:56.560 I've never shaved my asshole.

00:49:58.960 But, I mean, I have trimmed it down a bit with scissors.

00:50:01.900 I finally got actual.

00:50:02.980 That's crazy.

00:50:03.900 I feel like trimming it makes sense.

00:50:05.280 I feel like trimming it makes sense.

00:50:05.920 Shaving is madness.

00:50:07.480 Like, I've done that, like, once or twice.

00:50:09.240 But then when it comes together, maybe just because I've got a fat ass, it's just, like,

00:50:12.140 just, like, grating, like, as it comes back.

00:50:14.660 Anytime I'm moving, you know.

00:50:15.940 I use a straight blade on mine.

00:50:19.000 Yeah.

00:50:19.440 I use a samurai sword on mine.

00:50:23.240 I shave a straight razor, and you gotta be, you know, it takes twice the time as a safety razor.

00:50:27.640 Do you shave your asshole?

00:50:31.780 With a straight razor?

00:50:32.980 Yeah.

00:50:33.480 Well, either way, dude.

00:50:34.500 Like, that's fucking remarkable.

00:50:36.580 Yeah, I use a trimmer, and I shave my entire body or whatever, so I could just rinse and get clean faster.

00:50:55.640 Holy shit.

00:50:57.640 Yeah, that's why you're a fucking scientist, man.

00:50:59.280 You see the shit?

00:51:00.040 This dumbass Jose is, like, he's using that extra time to jerk off or whatever, and this dude's becoming more efficient.

00:51:07.340 I've cut off 30 seconds from my shower time.

00:51:09.380 I've got hairy legs and, you know, hairy arms or whatever, and if you're crawling around in mud and you're in training, a shower takes, like, 15, 10 minutes to get, like, your skin clean.

00:51:20.280 If you don't have any hair, like, you just squeegee that crap off, and you're out.

00:51:23.280 Andrew, did you ever shave one leg and then leave hair on the other and then go to sleep and rub them together and cry?

00:51:30.580 What?

00:51:31.940 What the fuck?

00:51:33.440 Like, do one side and then the other kind of, is that where you're getting at?

00:51:38.780 Like, you're, like, you're, like, it feels like the embrace of a woman.

00:51:41.860 Yeah.

00:51:42.560 Like, oh, she's next to me again.

00:51:46.020 Do you, like, your whole, like, making out with yourself?

00:51:49.200 Talk, why are you watching me at sleep?

00:51:52.040 Lotion up one side?

00:51:53.680 It's like I shave my butt cheeks and slide my dick through it and be like, oh, yeah, that's the stuff right there.

00:51:58.380 It's just, like, back home.

00:52:00.800 Oh, that was the other thing we were going to talk about.

00:52:03.560 Someone said.

00:52:04.100 Wait, wait, wait.

00:52:04.640 Let Andrew say.

00:52:05.340 He was going to say something.

00:52:06.140 I'm sorry.

00:52:06.460 Go ahead.

00:52:07.140 You know what the issue is?

00:52:08.560 You don't have a mic, so it's, like, you're kind of getting trampled a little bit in the audio.

00:52:11.620 Well, I do have a mic, but the problem here, I'll plug it in.

00:52:14.180 I'll try to use it.

00:52:15.020 The problem is I get feedback on StreamYard, and when the government was screwing with my communications at one time,

00:52:20.520 it was a way for them to sort of get into my system and screw with it.

00:52:22.500 So I can try it.

00:52:23.380 Trust me.

00:52:23.900 The government will stop screwing with you after they see you on this.

00:52:26.340 They'll be like, no, he's clearly lost his mind.

00:52:28.100 We're safe.

00:52:29.600 Whatever we were going to do, he's doing it better.

00:52:32.500 We don't need to ruin his reputation.

00:52:34.420 No one's going to believe him after this.

00:52:35.960 Exactly.

00:52:37.200 They're going to end up.

00:52:37.860 This actually makes me more credible, I'm telling you.

00:52:39.840 Those other guys are all hiding behind their lawyers, and they're, like, scared to talk or whatever.

00:52:43.820 I agree.

00:52:44.620 I'm just fucking with you.

00:52:45.340 Yeah, I mean, I agree, too.

00:52:46.500 It's just obviously funnier to go the other way with it.

00:52:52.500 It's true.

00:52:53.660 What were you going to say, Clint?

00:52:55.560 What's the – you said that we had another –

00:52:57.140 Oh, yeah.

00:52:57.520 So some fucking stupid bitch tweeted out, if your dick doesn't extend to your belly button,

00:53:05.620 you need to lower your voice.

00:53:06.820 And I was like, first off, don't tell me what to do.

00:53:10.540 But secondarily, this is a great topic for the show.

00:53:12.560 As a man –

00:53:13.480 Testing, testing, testing.

00:53:15.440 Yeah.

00:53:15.780 Wow.

00:53:16.680 That's good.

00:53:16.940 Dude, that's, like, a solid eight inches I would go with, depending on your –

00:53:20.800 As a man, if your dick doesn't reach your belly button, lower your voice.

00:53:24.560 Yeah, if you are, like, a big-dicked freak, you should not have a say in the world.

00:53:28.940 Well, wait on.

00:53:29.700 Hold on a sec.

00:53:30.400 Your belly button, though, is dependent – the distance between the base of your penis

00:53:35.260 and the top of your penis to your belly button is dependent on how tall you are.

00:53:39.620 That's what I'm saying.

00:53:40.200 That's what I responded.

00:53:41.120 I said I have a very, like, tall belly button, so that's not even fair.

00:53:44.700 Wait, wait, wait.

00:53:45.360 So is it further away from your dick the taller you are?

00:53:48.040 I guess that would make sense.

00:53:49.480 Oh, I responded twice.

00:53:51.040 On average, I mean, there's probably anomalies, but typically, right, you're taller,

00:53:54.640 your torso is longer.

00:53:55.780 Yeah, but also your dick should be getting your penis.

00:53:56.740 I'm doing it right now, and I'm still, like, yanking it.

00:53:59.140 I'm, like, probably a good, like, thumb away from getting to the middle of the belly button.

00:54:02.780 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

00:54:03.880 Is this, like –

00:54:04.860 Wait, are you yanking your limp dick towards your belly button?

00:54:07.280 Yeah, well, like, the top knuckle.

00:54:08.940 I'm, like, a knuckle away from –

00:54:10.180 Wait, wait.

00:54:10.900 I can –

00:54:11.820 And I'm, like, probably six.

00:54:13.260 So I'm, like, you're asking for a nine-inch round.

00:54:15.080 I'm five foot five.

00:54:16.060 Oh, yeah.

00:54:16.420 Oh, no, no, no.

00:54:17.140 Let me, like –

00:54:18.180 Well, Jose's standing up, so it doesn't count.

00:54:20.200 But I guess it doesn't count for you because I'm sitting down.

00:54:21.720 Oh, yeah, I guess if I bend down, I can be, like, look, my wiener's face is over.

00:54:24.920 No, no.

00:54:25.500 No, I tried this earlier.

00:54:28.580 Just, yeah, limp dick.

00:54:29.620 Just, like, pull it up.

00:54:30.620 Like, mine does reach.

00:54:32.280 Oh, he's a fucking liar.

00:54:33.600 He said –

00:54:33.820 I'm not lying.

00:54:34.920 He's 5'3".

00:54:36.860 You either show us or you're the biggest liar on the face of the fucking planet.

00:54:40.360 You know what?

00:54:41.020 I can imagine him having a hog.

00:54:44.380 Or he's got a belly button that starts at his waistline.

00:54:47.500 That's the only man that's actually in here that's seen his hog outside of Toad.

00:54:50.600 Oh, so what is it then?

00:54:53.360 Now we have to know.

00:54:54.420 Wait, you didn't get a good look at his hair.

00:54:55.960 I didn't get a good look at it.

00:54:57.220 I didn't see it.

00:54:58.340 I just didn't get a great look.

00:54:59.320 It wasn't a great look.

00:55:00.480 You technically saw it, but it was, like –

00:55:02.340 You saw it hard, though.

00:55:03.320 You couldn't create a composite sketch, you know?

00:55:05.440 No, no, no.

00:55:05.900 Well, that's the thing.

00:55:06.680 It's like –

00:55:07.060 You can't rip your limp dick up to your belly button, you fraudulent little man, you.

00:55:11.760 You fucking liar.

00:55:12.840 But the thing is, if you saw a guy jerking off, like, if you saw him, like, the entire – most of the hand is covering up the dick.

00:55:21.380 Like, you wouldn't say I saw his –

00:55:23.460 If your dick sucks, you can go with the wrist of fire.

00:55:27.020 Yeah, but also, like, once again, it's like another height issue.

00:55:29.740 So the bigger you are, the bigger your hands are, right?

00:55:31.880 So if you're a small, short guy and you've got little hands, things might look bigger.

00:55:36.000 We're all just going to pretend that Toad can fucking pull his limp dick up to his belly button?

00:55:39.640 Yeah, I don't believe him.

00:55:40.800 I definitely don't believe him.

00:55:42.380 Toad has very skinny hands.

00:55:44.060 Like, the palm of his hand is, like, maybe three-quarters of what mine is.

00:55:47.300 And you're saying you still didn't see his dick?

00:55:50.360 He was, like, shielding it?

00:55:52.220 Well, he was.

00:55:53.120 I mean, he was, like –

00:55:54.020 He was concealed by the shadows, to be fair.

00:55:55.220 I also wasn't – I was in the middle of sex, man.

00:55:57.660 I'm not going to look over and just stare at dick.

00:55:59.580 You stared at his dick.

00:56:01.940 You should.

00:56:02.440 You should try that one time.

00:56:03.960 Oh, no, that is a story that we're referring.

00:56:06.880 He legit, Toad, watch Cole Fox.

00:56:09.920 Three and a half-some.

00:56:11.140 I think I saw – okay, so I saw, like, highlights of this on one of the other episodes.

00:56:14.620 So this must have been leading into it.

00:56:15.860 I didn't see the actual –

00:56:17.260 Yeah, and, well, the thing is, like, I'm not going to just, like, stare at a dick.

00:56:22.560 Tell him the story, Cole.

00:56:22.960 I mean, I guess it was, like –

00:56:24.720 Give him the CliffsNotes.

00:56:25.620 What happened?

00:56:25.880 We don't need to see the story again.

00:56:26.580 Oh, I mean, CliffsNotes is –

00:56:28.660 At a Libertarian event, I was staying in a room with Toad, another woman, and my wife.

00:56:35.200 And then me and my wife started having sex.

00:56:37.000 The other woman joined.

00:56:38.440 It was two beds.

00:56:39.960 I was in one bed, and so the other woman was in the bed with Toad.

00:56:42.580 She left, came in our bed.

00:56:43.960 I was blacked out.

00:56:45.060 Blacked out.

00:56:45.580 He's out.

00:56:46.300 He passed out.

00:56:47.020 So that was the whole thing.

00:56:48.560 What made it funny is he just, like, he was out because he was fucked up.

00:56:51.540 And then he wakes up.

00:56:52.340 He wakes up to a three-way occurring.

00:56:54.780 He sees sexy sex happening.

00:56:56.880 He starts going to town.

00:56:58.380 On himself.

00:56:58.760 I noticed, like, that's happening.

00:57:02.740 Then I finish up, and then he goes back to sleep, man.

00:57:05.820 And then he wakes up in the middle of the night.

00:57:06.960 And he wakes up in the middle of the night and pisses on the ground.

00:57:08.720 And then he wakes up in the morning, and he fucking breastfeeds.

00:57:11.240 Yeah.

00:57:11.600 Cracks.

00:57:11.880 No, this is all true.

00:57:14.300 I don't know what happened.

00:57:16.460 You did what?

00:57:17.600 I know.

00:57:18.080 I know.

00:57:18.420 None of it makes sense, Doc.

00:57:19.580 I get it.

00:57:20.040 I know.

00:57:20.340 But this is what happened.

00:57:21.180 I'm sorry.

00:57:23.000 Yeah, I got so much to say, but.

00:57:30.100 You know, it's so retarded.

00:57:31.540 I find it to be such a great hypothetical quandary because it is like, what?

00:57:36.400 Okay.

00:57:36.740 Right now, you come to.

00:57:38.360 You become conscious to a three-way way of your homie occurring.

00:57:42.960 What do you do?

00:57:43.760 Like, it is like a very weird situation.

00:57:46.640 You try and get into it, dude.

00:57:48.200 That's the only answer.

00:57:49.460 The other.

00:57:50.140 Well, what would be the weird?

00:57:52.880 If you just started, like, instead of jerking off, like, Toe just starts fingering his own ass.

00:57:58.500 I will say by that.

00:57:59.440 Is that weirder?

00:58:00.540 Is that a weirder?

00:58:01.140 You don't screw up your dudes three-way.

00:58:03.380 And it's also like, if people, you're awake, it's like, it's weird if you're just watching.

00:58:07.020 No, no, no.

00:58:07.680 What if Toe just starts screaming at the top of his lungs and fingering his asshole and

00:58:12.840 staring you straight in your eyes?

00:58:14.320 What do you do?

00:58:15.260 What do you do?

00:58:15.700 Do you stop?

00:58:16.520 Who stops first?

00:58:18.040 I wouldn't stop if I were you.

00:58:19.860 I wouldn't stop.

00:58:20.520 I'd just let that fucking lunatic scream and fingering.

00:58:22.540 Look, I did when anything.

00:58:23.760 I think that actually the proper move is to amplify.

00:58:26.300 So you make eye contact back, you lock really hard, and you continue doing whatever you're

00:58:30.620 doing.

00:58:31.100 Yeah.

00:58:31.340 No, you scream back.

00:58:32.300 You scream back.

00:58:33.100 No, no.

00:58:36.440 I locked eyes with Paul.

00:58:37.940 And obviously, maybe the other people can't see, like, you know, the people that you're

00:58:40.860 engaged with can't see what's going on.

00:58:42.060 So yeah, you get in the face really hard.

00:58:44.380 You do the whole thing from American Psycho where you start pointing in the mirror, but

00:58:48.920 it's just like...

00:58:49.260 Dr. Andrew, now that you kind of get, like, what this guy is about, Toad, you probably

00:58:56.900 didn't know about it.

00:58:57.620 We like to play a game.

00:58:58.580 We haven't played in a while, but it's called Toad Toad.

00:59:02.080 And we go around because, I mean, we can't fucking stand the guy sometimes.

00:59:08.520 We go around the whole time.

00:59:09.460 We also love him to death.

00:59:11.280 I just want to point that out.

00:59:12.300 We love him, but we also want him to die.

00:59:15.100 We would love it if he died.

00:59:16.920 We, I don't know, it might not have been, it probably hasn't been enough time for us

00:59:20.500 to go around the horn again and describe how we would hypothetically...

00:59:23.620 No, you've already done that, but ask Andy.

00:59:25.120 As a doctor, how would you take him out?

00:59:27.400 Yes.

00:59:28.020 I have read on...

00:59:29.000 I'm actually an expert in poisoning people, so...

00:59:31.440 Damn, that's the least sexy response that we've ever had to this.

00:59:38.640 But it's the most real.

00:59:40.280 He's absolutely going to die.

00:59:41.860 The best part is, if I give you the right one, you drop dead 30 days from now and you

00:59:45.720 don't even know who did it.

00:59:46.920 Oh my goodness, dude.

00:59:48.720 Yeah.

00:59:48.980 All right.

00:59:49.540 You know who kills people with poison?

00:59:52.640 Women.

00:59:54.740 Totally.

00:59:56.100 Totally.

00:59:56.880 Fuck you, man.

00:59:58.240 Why is everyone...

00:59:59.140 You know how you're being smart?

01:00:00.260 It's because you're a pussy.

01:00:03.420 Why is everyone...

01:00:03.920 Why is everyone...

01:00:04.500 Like a man with your hands.

01:00:06.760 Yeah.

01:00:07.200 To telegraph your every move.

01:00:08.920 At least choke me so I get like auto-erotic asphyxiation going on.

01:00:13.480 There you go.

01:00:14.940 Andrew's like...

01:00:15.560 He's like...

01:00:16.020 He's like a whole foot taller than you, Toad.

01:00:19.600 Hey, Andrew.

01:00:20.240 If you wouldn't mind unplugging your mic again because the reverb on it's really rough.

01:00:23.960 Oh, yeah.

01:00:24.540 It's those feds, man.

01:00:26.280 Fucking with us.

01:00:27.220 All right.

01:00:27.640 Are we really just going to let this go?

01:00:29.700 That Toad can pull his limpet up to his belly button?

01:00:31.500 I think he didn't.

01:00:32.620 I don't think so.

01:00:33.680 Dude, I can't...

01:00:34.480 I can't give you photoproof of this because we still need...

01:00:38.360 I mean, you can.

01:00:39.120 No, we need to hang on to...

01:00:40.700 I don't want photoproof.

01:00:41.800 I want you to do it now.

01:00:42.500 I think as long as you put your finger over the pee hole, it's not considered nudity.

01:00:46.140 And get us banned.

01:00:46.900 I think it's kind of like a nipple rule.

01:00:48.000 It's like a nipple.

01:00:50.380 Dude, you must have pulled your dick so far that it is like a string.

01:00:56.480 Like, it won't even look like a dick.

01:00:57.620 Just do it.

01:00:59.900 I bet you the sensors won't pick up your dick as a wiener.

01:01:02.960 And then who the hell is Ryan Dawson?

01:01:08.040 Oh, he's a little dick.

01:01:09.220 Why is that?

01:01:10.940 What happened?

01:01:11.920 I don't know if someone's commented, but Andrew, please unplug your mic and turn into Ryan Dawson.

01:01:16.400 Oh, they want you to say anti-Semitic shit.

01:01:18.640 Don't do it.

01:01:19.140 No, no.

01:01:19.480 Ryan Dawson is a...

01:01:21.780 You know what?

01:01:22.180 Just look him up.

01:01:22.840 He has some fun.

01:01:24.640 You can just ring a bell if you want.

01:01:27.220 Then you can turn into him.

01:01:28.540 We had an entire episode.

01:01:30.040 How would you put it?

01:01:30.720 Just a Middle East, like, foreign affairs expert, probably.

01:01:38.420 Big into Epstein stuff.

01:01:40.000 Big into Confederate stuff.

01:01:42.960 And 9-11.

01:01:43.900 9-11.

01:01:44.760 Those are like big things.

01:01:46.060 But we had him on the show.

01:01:47.680 And for an hour and a half, he just debunked the Holocaust.

01:01:51.060 In fairness, he didn't debunk it.

01:01:52.540 He just clarified the death figures.

01:01:54.660 And we're not going to talk about it, because that'll get this fun.

01:01:56.880 To clarify, he just brought a calculator with him, and then we just did the math.

01:02:01.100 There's no way this is feasible.

01:02:04.740 All right.

01:02:05.540 All right.

01:02:05.860 So, Toad's going to lie about his dick.

01:02:07.560 Top, can your dick reach your belly button?

01:02:10.660 No.

01:02:11.660 No.

01:02:12.840 Jose, you said knuckle away.

01:02:14.660 No, no.

01:02:15.260 I'm like, probably a knuckle away.

01:02:17.140 Like, one little knuckle away.

01:02:17.480 Soft.

01:02:17.920 Are we talking about soft or hard?

01:02:19.140 Yeah, soft.

01:02:20.180 I mean, like, I'm soft.

01:02:20.980 You've got to do it hard.

01:02:22.020 What are we talking about?

01:02:22.780 Soft.

01:02:23.220 What?

01:02:23.940 What?

01:02:24.280 I mean, I'm pulling it up.

01:02:25.680 I'm, you know, soft.

01:02:26.880 And also, when we talk about soft, are we talking about just regular soft or just, like...

01:02:30.880 Cold?

01:02:32.120 Yeah, yeah.

01:02:33.020 Oh, I don't know.

01:02:33.800 If you guys are going to say that your limp dick just laying there reaches your belly

01:02:37.400 button, you are all the biggest liars on the face of the earth.

01:02:43.600 Clint, I'm an expert in, like, pulling it, right?

01:02:45.540 I've done really bad things to my dicks.

01:02:47.480 I really feel like if you're...

01:02:48.900 I feel like if your penis doing that, you're, like, an eight-plus-er.

01:02:53.440 Like, you've got to be in that realm to be able to...

01:02:55.840 Yeah.

01:02:56.160 No, no, I'm not.

01:02:57.540 Toad, you're packing a fucking heater if your dick reaches your belly button.

01:03:00.680 There's no fucking way.

01:03:02.720 Maybe it's just a shower, not a shower.

01:03:05.000 Yeah.

01:03:05.580 I mean, you got to...

01:03:06.100 I'm not going to lie.

01:03:07.160 Let me just stand up.

01:03:08.940 Why are you not fucking all the bitches then, Toad?

01:03:11.520 I don't get it.

01:03:12.320 Okay, so this is...

01:03:13.320 Because they don't know about it.

01:03:14.320 The distance from my belly button to the tip of my just soft penis, just laying how it

01:03:18.460 is, is literally the distance from my thumb to my middle finger here.

01:03:22.760 So, I mean...

01:03:24.180 I mean, that's really...

01:03:26.820 What is that like?

01:03:27.240 He has tiny hands, though, so that could be like...

01:03:29.020 I do have small hands.

01:03:29.980 I mean, that's probably only, like, four inches.

01:03:32.200 Yeah, you got baby hands.

01:03:33.580 All right, so I actually did this last weekend, and this is the reason I wanted to get to

01:03:37.000 my answer.

01:03:37.640 Why'd you do it?

01:03:38.820 Because I just was walking around hard, and I was like, let's see, you know?

01:03:41.980 I was like, can I fuck myself?

01:03:44.060 And today we find out.

01:03:45.520 Yeah, and if I stand as straight as possible, then my dick doesn't get there.

01:03:50.260 If I just ever so slightly drop down, I can actually put my dick into my belly button.

01:03:54.760 It's pretty fucking cool.

01:03:55.980 And do you fuck it?

01:03:56.620 I mean, I don't know if...

01:03:58.840 I mean, how big of a belly button would you ever have?

01:04:01.720 I mean, do you guys ever just roll back on your neck and try to get it in your mouth?

01:04:06.080 I mean...

01:04:07.080 Roll.

01:04:08.580 That's my typical Friday night.

01:04:11.640 Just blasting ropes on your own face.

01:04:13.780 I mean...

01:04:14.420 Yeah, like gangster shit.

01:04:15.820 It's like you shoot...

01:04:17.000 There's nothing more heterosexual than showering yourself in your own fucking man batter.

01:04:20.400 It's like...

01:04:21.540 It's yoga with a purpose.

01:04:24.740 You know what?

01:04:25.460 That's why I never did yoga, because there's no point.

01:04:27.520 But that's actually...

01:04:28.200 You're right.

01:04:28.500 That's the end game.

01:04:29.420 That's because you just didn't understand what yoga was really about.

01:04:32.160 Is there any, like, better slash worse feeling than, like, you...

01:04:36.620 You get done jerking off, so you're all sweaty, you're naked, and you get up, and you have...

01:04:41.740 You jerk off until you sweat?

01:04:43.620 My goodness.

01:04:44.260 I mean...

01:04:44.780 I think it's because it's...

01:04:46.040 Let's just say it's the summer.

01:04:47.160 Let's say it's the summer.

01:04:48.000 Okay, okay, okay.

01:04:48.720 Yeah, yeah, he's broke.

01:04:50.720 He's all broke.

01:04:51.940 You're jerking off half the time.

01:04:54.120 You gotta get...

01:04:54.980 He has this thing, he can't cum, because he has, like, such little plasma left in the

01:04:59.120 blood.

01:05:00.040 I love...

01:05:01.100 You know, he immediately goes to sweating for jerking off, because it is, like, a thing.

01:05:05.340 It takes so long from when it comes.

01:05:06.380 Anytime he's ever jerked off, he always sweats.

01:05:09.180 So that's why he just, like, associates it to you immediately.

01:05:11.780 It's always the furthest.

01:05:13.120 Oh, come on!

01:05:13.740 Yeah, it's that, uh...

01:05:15.200 Yeah, it's, like, mental conditioning or something.

01:05:18.160 Just going as hard as possible.

01:05:20.520 Like, oh, come on!

01:05:24.220 You have the best side effects from brain damage.

01:05:27.440 Like, he's legitimately brain damaged.

01:05:29.120 He's given, like, tons of plasma.

01:05:31.120 He said he's taken so many charges when he played high school basketball that he's had,

01:05:35.940 like, countless concussions.

01:05:36.960 Yeah, I had a lot of concussions.

01:05:38.260 Instead of turning out, like, violent and aggressive and, like, moody, he's the most nice...

01:05:43.800 He looks like that all the time.

01:05:44.920 Look at his fucking face.

01:05:46.240 It's crazy.

01:05:47.240 He's on cloud nine 24-7, because his blood doesn't have enough plasma.

01:05:51.300 I was playing a game with my wife.

01:05:53.460 He says, uh, fuck you.

01:05:55.320 So, we found a game.

01:05:57.760 It was, like, at Target or whatever it was called.

01:06:00.660 Something about being a stranger.

01:06:02.400 But basically, it was, like...

01:06:04.160 You mean the stranger?

01:06:05.620 No, no, no.

01:06:06.240 No, no, no.

01:06:10.920 Cole's, like, no.

01:06:12.060 He makes his wife sit on her hand and do it now.

01:06:16.480 No, it was, uh...

01:06:18.240 But because he's in Alabama, he, like, pulls a gun on his own hand.

01:06:26.280 He's, like, get the fuck out of here.

01:06:29.080 What fact is he's shirping me off?

01:06:33.680 Pretend like that hand's related to me.

01:06:37.720 You're my sister.

01:06:38.380 Oh, my mom's hand right there.

01:06:40.940 It feels like it's too ice cold.

01:06:43.180 You feel just like my...

01:06:44.160 Oh, goddamn, Cole.

01:06:45.400 Come on, man.

01:06:46.100 Now, lower your voice and talk like you're my daddy.

01:06:48.580 We're making dead mom incest jokes.

01:06:52.300 That's where we're at right now.

01:06:53.560 Oh, my God.

01:06:54.220 And my mom actually has Raynaud.

01:06:55.600 She's still alive.

01:06:56.300 She's just...

01:06:56.700 Her hand's cold from not...

01:06:57.920 Poor blood flow.

01:07:00.300 That's true.

01:07:01.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:02.280 It doesn't interfere with your process.

01:07:04.400 That's why it takes me so long to come, Cole.

01:07:06.840 Yeah, but the blood doesn't reach my penis.

01:07:08.640 I know it does.

01:07:09.520 It's just really cold blood.

01:07:11.000 Wait, whoa.

01:07:13.200 Wait, what if that's another reason why Cole is, like, as retarded as he is?

01:07:17.560 Because he lost all that plasma, but then all the blood that he has left is rushing to his penis, so none of it is going to his brain.

01:07:23.600 I was going to kick him out.

01:07:24.600 If he repeated the joke I just said, I was going to get ready to kick him out of the chat.

01:07:28.920 I was, like, floating on his name.

01:07:31.900 Could you get hypoxia if, like, all right, so, like, maybe...

01:07:35.020 All right, Dr. Huff, you're an expert in biology and poison, apparently.

01:07:40.140 What happens if you give plasma two times a week for four years straight?

01:07:46.700 Is there rationale to my assessment that Cole has brain...

01:07:51.440 Let him...

01:07:52.040 Please, let him see me.

01:07:52.840 No, I don't think so.

01:07:53.620 Well, it depends on the number of factors.

01:07:55.000 So, how old the person is, their gender, and then their general health.

01:07:59.520 And I used to, when I was broke in college, I used to donate plasma twice a week, and I usually get heavy drinking immediately.

01:08:04.820 Holy shit.

01:08:06.000 By the way, Andrew, did you not get insanely drunk?

01:08:09.500 Right?

01:08:09.860 I mean, if you, like, anytime I gave plasma and I drank, it was almost immediately, like, really drunk.

01:08:18.700 I'm a Viking.

01:08:20.060 I'm a big guy.

01:08:21.220 I grew up in the upper Midwest.

01:08:23.360 Drinking and driving is a sport around here.

01:08:25.880 I mean, so, like, so I never was super wasted just from donating plasma or being dehydrated from it.

01:08:32.720 I think it did actually make my hangovers more intense, though.

01:08:35.960 Oh, yeah.

01:08:36.420 I mean, you think that there were no consequences, but you did go on to create a bioweapon that shut down the economy for a couple years.

01:08:43.000 Can we appreciate the distinction here of people who give plasma?

01:08:47.840 So, like, right here in the top right, I mean, look at the difference of caliber of person.

01:08:52.600 And it's just like, that could have went either way for you, Cole.

01:08:55.940 You end up with this shit, or you end up with this guy here.

01:08:59.340 He's usually just saying it tipped the scale, huh?

01:09:01.340 Yeah.

01:09:02.420 Dude, Cole and Andrew are blood brothers, man.

01:09:04.860 Dude, you could have been receiving funding from DARPA to create bioweapons, and instead, you're just like, I don't even know what you do.

01:09:10.600 Are you a construction or some shit?

01:09:12.820 I do podcasts on the internet.

01:09:16.080 We watch this fucking retards.

01:09:17.580 I mean, it's crazy.

01:09:18.660 They have him in, like, the special needs pro.

01:09:20.280 He's like, I'm an engineer.

01:09:21.440 But he's like, I got Legos.

01:09:24.740 So, like, if you look at the people that I'm fighting, the other doctors, and, you know, this whole COVID bullshit scam, I mean, a lot of those people are retarded.

01:09:33.420 Or they're completely corrupt, and I can't tell what the difference is.

01:09:36.620 In my mind, it's sort of the same.

01:09:39.040 So, what went wrong for those people?

01:09:41.980 And trust me, I mentored a ton of students that shouldn't have been getting MDs, PhDs, DVMs, and as a professor, and over the years.

01:09:50.180 And I tried to talk them out of it.

01:09:51.300 Like, you shouldn't be a doctor.

01:09:52.540 You should go do this, blah, blah, blah.

01:09:53.980 You know, people are in it for the wrong reasons.

01:09:55.520 They want money.

01:09:56.260 They think they're going to be famous, whatever.

01:09:58.220 Are there people that, like, actually fail out of med school?

01:10:02.180 Not really.

01:10:03.020 I mean, so, especially so.

01:10:05.440 That's concerning.

01:10:06.100 So, MD programs, they just don't get in.

01:10:10.880 So, JD programs, MD programs, and DVM programs are professional degree programs.

01:10:15.700 They're not science programs, and I don't think most people realize that, and it's pay to play.

01:10:20.580 And once they make the entrance, you know, they get over the bar to get in, the school is heavily incentivized to pass those people because it makes their matriculation rates look bad.

01:10:32.360 And all these schools compare each other, like, oh, because, you know, if you're a graduate program, you're not graduating a lot of your students.

01:10:37.300 What is the school doing wrong?

01:10:38.820 Plus, the schools then, like, the students get all pissy, you know, if you try to fail them, which is, like, in medical schools, typically a C.

01:10:46.480 When in truth, they ought to be ranked based off of medical malpractice lawsuits for the people coming out of their school afterwards.

01:10:52.140 That would be education.

01:10:53.260 That'd be interesting.

01:10:54.100 Yeah, well, I mean, that's a whole, most doctors barely even taught ethics.

01:10:57.780 I mean, that's a huge problem.

01:10:58.700 There's Eric, Dr. Kirti, he was a pretty famous guy.

01:11:02.740 He talks about that.

01:11:03.880 His specialty is medical ethics.

01:11:05.220 Now he's an MD, I believe, MD, PhD, and smart guy.

01:11:08.300 And they don't teach ethics to people.

01:11:09.960 I mean, it's bullshit.

01:11:11.980 Well, I don't know, man.

01:11:13.120 After 2020 and 2021, I feel like they're pretty ethical.

01:11:16.660 It's working out.

01:11:19.540 Jesus Christ.

01:11:20.820 No, you know what?

01:11:21.360 It's crazy.

01:11:21.720 So my wife, she has Lyme disease, and we did a lot of stuff.

01:11:28.240 How many Lyme do you need to get that?

01:11:32.400 Come on.

01:11:33.720 You guys laugh at that?

01:11:35.680 Lyme disease?

01:11:36.400 Yeah.

01:11:37.700 So typically, you get Lyme disease from glory holes at homosexual clubs in New York City.

01:11:43.060 Damn it.

01:11:43.580 I'm right there.

01:11:44.380 Oh, man.

01:11:47.360 Anyway, she had Lyme disease, and we tried all this Western medicine shit, and we just

01:11:51.200 kept running into it.

01:11:52.220 Thank God I hang out in the Twitter spaces that I'm in, because I'm able to understand

01:11:57.280 when a doctor or whatever doesn't really know, as much as they should, at least.

01:12:01.420 Especially with COVID, that kind of illuminates stuff.

01:12:03.700 But we went through that.

01:12:05.360 I don't know what you're saying, Doc.

01:12:06.440 I didn't read that on Reddit yesterday.

01:12:08.180 You liar.

01:12:10.100 Let me show you.

01:12:11.020 You know, Clint6969 actually said this about COVID.

01:12:14.380 Is that really your handle?

01:12:19.740 I have a five-month-old son, and so it's been really bad for me, because I get in the

01:12:24.580 libertarian sphere and all of where the side of the internet I'm on, it's like anti-vax

01:12:28.400 a lot.

01:12:29.140 So I'm going into these pediatrician visits, and I'm talking to my wife, and I'm like, but

01:12:35.760 Nikki, the OnlyFans girl that I talk to, has a lot of evidence.

01:12:42.660 The vaccinations are bad.

01:12:46.060 Oh, you think it's bad for you.

01:12:47.860 I go in there, and then I tell them what I do for a living, and they don't even want

01:12:50.860 to see me anymore if I go in with my kid.

01:12:52.860 And, you know, I'll give them peer-reviewed literature.

01:12:54.280 I'll email them after the visit.

01:12:55.400 Oh, fuck it.

01:12:56.040 Oh, man.

01:12:56.780 Oh, wait.

01:12:57.120 So are you, like, what side of you?

01:12:59.200 I'd like to hear what side are you on.

01:13:00.760 I guess, like, top of you.

01:13:01.600 Okay, so I pissed off a bunch of people on Twitter yesterday, because I'm probably followed

01:13:06.700 by mostly anti-vax people, you know, and libertarian.

01:13:11.200 This is what's going to end your career, not all the other shit you just said, but go

01:13:13.840 ahead.

01:13:14.020 No, no.

01:13:14.560 Maybe.

01:13:15.000 Well, I went out and I put a post up about, basically, people should invest in pharma right

01:13:20.500 now, and people are like, oh, you know, you're a devil, you're an FBI, whatever.

01:13:25.140 I'm like, no, here's the situation.

01:13:26.600 All these people are vaccine injured, okay?

01:13:28.820 They're going to get cancers, lifelong diseases.

01:13:30.960 They're going to need to be treated with drugs.

01:13:33.060 These pharma companies make more than mRNA jabs.

01:13:36.240 Guess what?

01:13:36.700 The government is doubling down on policies for vaccine schedules to increase vaccines for

01:13:41.800 kids, and all these people are going to have injuries.

01:13:43.960 They're going to need more drugs from the pharmaceutical companies, and nobody in the government

01:13:47.860 is touching these people, either Democrats or Republicans.

01:13:49.880 So they're going to keep doing business.

01:13:51.040 They're going to keep being profitable.

01:13:52.340 They have liability shields.

01:13:53.860 Oh, these people are just so stupid.

01:13:55.200 They're like, oh, you know, like, I've never invested in pharma.

01:13:57.180 I'm like, how many people have common index fund, retirement accounts, or large cap in

01:14:02.280 your investment portfolio?

01:14:03.740 Probably most of these people, because they don't know what the hell they're doing, and

01:14:06.320 that's usually what most fund managers put people into, or your employer puts you into.

01:14:09.720 So they're all investing in pharma anyway, so they don't even know what the hell they're

01:14:12.240 doing.

01:14:12.720 So anyways.

01:14:15.380 That's like a Sterner-like idea, where it's just egoism, where I'm going to, I know it's awful,

01:14:19.880 and I'm right there with you, but I'll invest in that, because it's going to make money.

01:14:24.420 It's the same concept as buying fucking Northrop Grumman right before World War III starts.

01:14:28.760 Yeah, so it's like, so it's the smart thing to do.

01:14:31.240 Pfizer makes sense right now.

01:14:32.520 Merck makes sense right now.

01:14:33.480 Johnson & Johnson makes sense.

01:14:34.760 I don't think Moderna makes sense, because they're only products, mRNA, and who knows how

01:14:38.960 that's going.

01:14:39.640 Right.

01:14:40.280 But the other companies that are super all over, over-the-counter drugs, and have like, you

01:14:44.280 know, here's a funny thing that you guys will love.

01:14:45.900 So one of the main side effects hitting guys like in the age of like 25 to 40, erectile

01:14:52.020 dysfunction.

01:14:52.540 They can't get it up, okay, from the mRNA jab.

01:14:55.900 Guess what Pfizer's number one product in history was?

01:14:59.760 Viagra.

01:15:00.500 Viagra.

01:15:01.420 I mean, so it's, you can get a generic now, but people know the name brand, they request

01:15:05.260 it, they're making money.

01:15:06.860 And so to not acknowledge like what the consequences are and say, oh, I'm not going to invest in

01:15:11.720 these companies, I ask people stupid shit, like, do you own a cell phone?

01:15:14.420 Do you own an electric car?

01:15:16.040 Do you eat chocolate?

01:15:17.240 Do you have diamonds?

01:15:17.980 All this crap is based on the slave trade, you know, child exploitation.

01:15:21.920 These people are just hypocrites.

01:15:23.260 I think if you, the Jews are going to be getting paid.

01:15:27.340 Can someone make the meme of, like, they give us their poison, and it's like the mRNA facts,

01:15:32.860 and they sell us their cures, and it's the Viagra, while they suppress our, like, our medicine

01:15:38.540 and just a penis pump or some shit.

01:15:40.800 That would be so fucking funny.

01:15:42.580 Like, you might, yeah, I mean, it definitely seems like it is probably likely that they

01:15:48.700 wanted to intentionally injure people with this vaccine to then make more money, like

01:15:52.760 you're saying.

01:15:53.300 I don't know about that, but yeah, so I worked, I worked in a company.

01:15:57.320 I'm not going to talk about it, but they have a company, but the company, so like, when

01:16:01.360 we get injured people that would come in, or we had a product problem, they'd, um, our

01:16:06.580 corporate liability and regulatory people, we were all over it.

01:16:09.600 And the first thing they want to do is make the problem go away, because they don't want

01:16:11.980 to get sued.

01:16:12.680 They don't want to lose money.

01:16:13.760 So, I mean, it's not in the vested interest in the company to hurt people, because that

01:16:16.640 costs you a lot of money.

01:16:17.820 But if they have a liability shield for the mRNA jab, then what can you do?

01:16:22.020 Until they don't.

01:16:22.960 I mean, the people in corporations aren't stupid.

01:16:24.880 You get a new administration in, government switches, they'll repeal shit.

01:16:28.320 We see it all the time now in the government.

01:16:29.540 Why were the people, why were the government people at CERN worshiping Shiva?

01:16:34.680 What?

01:16:38.660 I don't know, something, something about Nephilim.

01:16:41.140 No, that's a true story.

01:16:42.780 You never heard of that?

01:16:43.600 That is a true story.

01:16:44.400 Government program, like CERN is a, is a government funded program.

01:16:48.360 And they were doing like, like mock, uh, sacrifices to Shiva, the God of death.

01:16:54.280 Whenever it opened up, right?

01:16:55.720 Whenever the Hadron Collider opened up.

01:16:58.840 And then they got caught.

01:16:59.760 And then they said, oh, it was a joke.

01:17:01.940 You're like, it's not a joke.

01:17:03.380 I don't know.

01:17:04.160 These people are, these people are something like the strangest people in science.

01:17:06.980 I mean, they'll sit around and watch a computer screen of simulations, models of particles

01:17:10.360 colliding for hours, you know, and maybe get two emails done all day.

01:17:15.240 Just trying to figure it out.

01:17:17.960 I can't remember who was, I think it was on Joe Rogan.

01:17:19.860 Someone was talking about, I think it was to a research.

01:17:22.360 Wait, do you actually know these people?

01:17:23.660 You know, you know them?

01:17:26.040 I know some CERN people.

01:17:26.980 Yeah.

01:17:27.600 And yeah.

01:17:28.360 Cause like you always think about CERN and you're like, you know, it's like the object

01:17:31.480 of what it is, but I never think about the type of person that's doing this shit.

01:17:36.340 Like they're just physicists, engineers, mathematicians, or heavy STEM people.

01:17:41.600 Do they ever think about the fact that they could end all of life on earth in like just

01:17:47.100 an accident?

01:17:47.660 Yeah.

01:17:48.400 Are they all like retarded like your friend, but instead of like welding airplanes, they're

01:17:53.540 doing that.

01:17:54.540 They're colliding particles.

01:17:56.140 Yeah.

01:17:57.820 I don't, I don't see this being that.

01:17:59.880 The fast, the lightning fast particle hit the five particle and then the boom.

01:18:08.440 Also, there's a lot of psychedelics like mushrooms and acid and stuff.

01:18:14.360 That's a fact.

01:18:14.760 Yeah.

01:18:15.160 Dude.

01:18:16.240 That's physicists.

01:18:19.300 That's crazy because what they're trying to do is like open up a portal to hell or wherever.

01:18:25.220 And these dudes are probably opening up portals in their, in their mind with mushrooms and

01:18:28.740 LSD and shit.

01:18:29.800 That's crazy.

01:18:30.620 They need to come up with this stuff.

01:18:32.320 I mean, like I knew this guy, uh, God, I don't know if I can tell the story.

01:18:36.700 See if I can tell it.

01:18:37.340 I knew a guy who worked on some, some stuff, some really important stuff and it's kind

01:18:44.440 of thing.

01:18:44.720 Like it'd be high consequence kind of work and a bio weapon in Wuhan Institute of

01:18:50.460 , even crazier, even crazier than that, but he went to, he went to, he went to, um, took

01:18:59.400 me out to lunch once and you look at this guy and he's worked in one of these places

01:19:04.000 for years and he's got long hair, greasy hair, like totally like screwed up nasty polo

01:19:11.760 shirt with coffee spilt all over it, you know, cargo shorts and nasty long toenails and his

01:19:17.160 Birkenstock sandals.

01:19:18.960 And he's like, so do you do, do you do any drugs?

01:19:23.460 And like in the kind of environment that I worked in, like we're all drug testing.

01:19:27.120 No.

01:19:27.440 And like, is this a test?

01:19:28.480 Is this guy like, you know, who knows?

01:19:30.980 And he's like, well, you know, me and a few of the other people, we dabble, dabble in

01:19:37.960 LSD on the weekends.

01:19:40.020 And I'm like, so you know, I'm trying to figure out this guy is being truthful or not.

01:19:43.480 And I totally think he was.

01:19:45.460 He's like, well, Oh, you're still here.

01:19:50.200 Am I there?

01:19:50.600 Yeah.

01:19:51.440 My cameras are going out.

01:19:52.600 Um, he started saying, well, you know, the government can't fire me if, if they, if they

01:20:00.220 fire me, who else is going to work on it?

01:20:02.300 But then he was working on it and he was right.

01:20:03.920 Cause he was like one of like four people that worked on this thing.

01:20:07.040 Holy shit.

01:20:07.880 He's like, so you're like, you're like rock stars, but like, I mean, they would the most

01:20:12.600 irresponsible music.

01:20:14.020 You gotta give me some idea of what he's working on.

01:20:19.140 What the fuck was he making, dude?

01:20:20.340 I can't.

01:20:21.340 I can't.

01:20:21.700 I feel like we were having a conversation.

01:20:23.180 I feel like we were just talking.

01:20:24.140 I'd probably tell you.

01:20:25.020 Oh, after the show.

01:20:26.040 Let's fucking go.

01:20:26.800 After the show.

01:20:27.280 I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to undermine these people on a recorded

01:20:31.660 broadcast.

01:20:32.420 Of course.

01:20:32.960 I tell you guys, I tell you guys in person.

01:20:34.660 It's not a big deal to tell you in person, but not.

01:20:36.580 It doesn't even matter if it's like bad.

01:20:38.360 You said it's worse than COVID.

01:20:41.540 Yeah.

01:20:41.900 COVID had a 99.9%.

01:20:44.240 Yeah.

01:20:45.880 I mean, it wasn't too much.

01:20:48.200 Yeah.

01:20:48.720 The flu, dude.

01:20:49.860 Like what are you?

01:20:50.860 Yeah.

01:20:50.880 It's fucking serious out here.

01:20:54.260 Hey, Dickie, would you mind pulling up the.

01:20:55.540 Just look at this way.

01:20:56.120 Like what he was into and what he was working on was just, it was high consequence stuff.

01:20:59.900 And I look at it this way.

01:21:02.340 I respected the guy more after that conversation.

01:21:05.800 He was brilliant.

01:21:07.160 And he was right that I never questioned his judgment at work.

01:21:11.020 And he knew that he had the government by the balls because what was the government?

01:21:16.360 They couldn't fire him.

01:21:17.260 He was the guy that did it.

01:21:18.400 So, I mean, I appreciate this guy.

01:21:21.020 I mean, like I looked up to him.

01:21:24.020 That's so great though.

01:21:25.240 Sorry.

01:21:25.600 That was a very rapid fire meme.

01:21:26.920 If you could pull up the Trump video that I shared in our chat.

01:21:30.020 Um, yeah, that is really funny.

01:21:32.080 Also, I do, I do wonder if like some of these guys are just like on a constant DMT drip as

01:21:37.700 well.

01:21:38.400 And there's to be like, you know, they've done those like studies about DMT and how

01:21:42.220 they have those drip people.

01:21:43.640 It's a dream of Chrome, bro.

01:21:45.040 They're trying to bring the little green men through the portal.

01:21:47.520 And yeah, wait, wait, wait.

01:21:48.480 Do you think the people at the high levels of the CIA and the deep state are all like

01:21:53.000 drug addicts like that?

01:21:55.300 It could that be why they keep drugs away from the population?

01:21:59.360 So the CIA is interesting because there really are no rules.

01:22:03.760 And it's pretty well known that they, and you can go look this up, like the unclassified

01:22:08.140 stuff they talk about.

01:22:08.740 I mean, they used to give each other acid during lunch to, they thought it'd be funny

01:22:11.720 at work, you know?

01:22:12.600 So, I mean, like we're dealing with, as well, maybe, maybe look at this way.

01:22:19.360 Maybe they have a different view of the world and what's acceptable.

01:22:24.560 So if you're in the CIA and you drug your CIA friend, is anyone harmed?

01:22:30.040 I mean, think about it, right?

01:22:32.020 I mean, like this is the kind of world they live in.

01:22:35.320 And I think at a high level, probably not so much.

01:22:38.480 I think more of that probably happens in the middle and lower levels.

01:22:40.700 When you get up to the top, those people are career bureaucrats and managers and stuff.

01:22:44.200 They're not screwed up.

01:22:45.160 Yeah, they just get adrenochrome.

01:22:46.880 They don't do LSD.

01:22:47.640 It sounds like it's fun to be in the CIA and just dose your friends with no consequence.

01:22:52.740 That's the way I do on a Thursday.

01:22:54.620 Ari Shafir, CIA agent confirmed.

01:22:58.360 I mean, there's a difference between like the career level bureaucrat people who rise to

01:23:02.900 the top versus the people who are just having fun with being operators, analysts, you know,

01:23:08.220 the middle and bottom.

01:23:08.940 Dude, have you seen the guys like on YouTube shorts or I've always seen it just on clips

01:23:15.400 of podcasts.

01:23:16.100 I don't know if it's even a podcast or just might just put up clips of just this guy.

01:23:19.380 But it's that one guy with the curly hair that says he's a CIA, like a former CIA like

01:23:24.220 spy.

01:23:25.340 Have you talked, you know who I'm talking about?

01:23:27.300 No.

01:23:28.000 Oh, you haven't seen this guy?

01:23:28.800 Okay.

01:23:29.200 If you ever, I might have to send the video because it's so funny because there's this

01:23:32.320 guy on like YouTube shorts all the time.

01:23:34.280 And he's always talking about how he was a former CIA like spy and all this shit.

01:23:38.240 And he was talking about what the CIA does.

01:23:39.800 And he was like, he was thinking right when Ukraine started, he was talking about he was

01:23:43.880 like, the Ukraine war is just so that the US can do like prepare how to do logistics for

01:23:52.620 finding war overseas.

01:23:53.800 And I was like, bro, we've been doing war overseas than that.

01:23:57.820 You don't need to practice logistics in Ukraine.

01:23:59.880 There hasn't been a day in my life we weren't practicing that.

01:24:03.020 We nailed it.

01:24:03.740 Did you see what we did to Afghanistan?

01:24:05.440 We fucking got it.

01:24:07.160 We got to practice again, man.

01:24:09.480 Yeah.

01:24:10.540 That's a very nice man.

01:24:12.260 She called him an ape.

01:24:13.420 Happens to be African American.

01:24:15.600 Called him an ape.

01:24:16.500 The judge wouldn't allow us to put that in.

01:24:19.040 Her dog or her cat was named Vagina.

01:24:22.540 Can you turn it up or is it Max?

01:24:30.980 Do you think that that will deter women from voting for you?

01:24:37.280 No, I don't think so.

01:24:38.120 Because I think the whole thing, just so you understand, ready?

01:24:42.520 I never met this woman.

01:24:45.360 I never saw this woman.

01:24:47.260 This woman said I met her at the front door of Bergdorf Goodroom, which I rarely go into

01:24:51.620 other than for a couple of charities.

01:24:53.680 I met her in the front door.

01:24:55.560 I love him so much.

01:24:56.300 She was about 60 years older.

01:24:57.420 This is like 22, 23 years ago.

01:24:59.920 I met her in the front door of Bergdorf Goodman.

01:25:02.540 I was immediately attracted to her.

01:25:04.280 She was immediately attracted to me.

01:25:06.640 And we had this great chemistry.

01:25:09.020 We're walking into a crowded department.

01:25:10.840 So we had this great chemistry.

01:25:13.240 And a few minutes later, we end up in a room, a dressing room, right near the cash register.

01:25:20.800 And then she found her locks in the door.

01:25:22.520 She said, I found one that was open.

01:25:24.420 She found one.

01:25:25.060 She learned this at trial.

01:25:26.360 She found a woman.

01:25:28.140 Come to go home and meet somebody.

01:25:30.200 He brings them up.

01:25:31.000 And within minutes, you're playing hanky-panky in a dressing room.

01:25:34.580 The crowd is laughing.

01:25:38.520 Thank you, Sergeant John Johnson.

01:25:39.760 All right.

01:25:44.400 You can edit.

01:25:44.860 You can edit.

01:25:45.460 I just thought that was good.

01:25:47.320 Yeah, it's getting pissed this year.

01:25:49.440 Hanky-panky.

01:25:51.160 Yeah, no.

01:25:51.560 I love it.

01:25:52.160 What kind of woman takes you?

01:25:56.100 You're at the Nordstrom Bergroom.

01:25:57.740 I'm a very famous man.

01:25:59.140 I own the building across the street.

01:26:00.640 You think, honestly, I'm going to take this old bitch into a dressing room?

01:26:06.280 It's just amazing.

01:26:07.720 Donald Trump is the ultimate Tower Gang guest.

01:26:10.520 Oh, yeah.

01:26:11.760 He's like, I've got to get this guy.

01:26:14.680 Does anybody know him?

01:26:15.880 Anyone have contact with this guy?

01:26:17.620 Is this another one?

01:26:18.760 Is this a separate hug?

01:26:18.980 Get us in touch.

01:26:19.980 Let's get it.

01:26:20.680 I'm one or two steps removed from him.

01:26:23.820 We got the hookup.

01:26:24.980 Isn't he your retarded friend?

01:26:25.860 Yeah, right.

01:26:26.460 No, I don't think he is.

01:26:28.000 I don't think he likes me.

01:26:28.560 Yeah, he hugged him.

01:26:29.460 Maybe he likes me.

01:26:30.080 He was one of them.

01:26:32.880 Let's have the retarded kid that can weld and Trump on him.

01:26:35.540 And Trump at the same time.

01:26:36.420 Yeah, same episode.

01:26:38.480 All right, I played it.

01:26:39.660 We lied to each other backstage.

01:26:41.760 Yeah, they were talking shit.

01:26:42.540 I would like to get into the book.

01:26:43.540 It's very simple to answer.

01:26:44.340 That's why I asked it.

01:26:45.740 It's very simple to answer.

01:26:46.660 You're a nasty person, I'll tell you.

01:26:51.040 Can you answer why you got onto the doctor?

01:26:53.680 I was negotiating, and we were talking to Nara.

01:26:57.340 What's his name?

01:26:57.820 I was a businessman doing business.

01:27:00.900 You're a very nasty person.

01:27:03.280 This is 2016, right?

01:27:05.060 This isn't now.

01:27:06.100 No, these are old clips.

01:27:06.960 That's tonight.

01:27:07.580 That's tonight.

01:27:08.320 That was tonight?

01:27:09.200 That's tonight.

01:27:09.960 No, that's what we're competing with.

01:27:11.500 No way.

01:27:12.520 Tim Poole and that, yeah.

01:27:13.580 This is why our viewership is so down.

01:27:19.300 What's crazy is that he actually, like, we have a former president that's not named Bill Clinton that was actually, like...

01:27:27.540 Wait, both of those clips are tonight?

01:27:29.260 Yeah, dude.

01:27:30.000 I am so glad.

01:27:31.460 I thought he lost it.

01:27:32.420 I thought he lost it.

01:27:33.320 I don't give a fuck what he thinks about anything else.

01:27:35.240 Like, he has my vote now.

01:27:36.680 Sorry, folks.

01:27:37.140 I thought, like, he's getting older.

01:27:40.240 If he loses the Trump thing, I have nothing really...

01:27:43.100 I don't care.

01:27:44.120 Like, whatever.

01:27:45.980 Yeah.

01:27:46.220 No, he still got it.

01:27:46.920 He got my vote.

01:27:47.520 Dude, I think Trump, like, something in his mind, like, stalled in, like, 2020 or something.

01:27:52.960 He's just still there.

01:27:54.060 I think that's what's going on.

01:27:54.420 I'll tell you why he's special.

01:27:56.560 The only reason that Trump is special is that he doesn't honor their decorum requirements.

01:28:03.940 Yeah, oh, for sure.

01:28:04.680 He's just, like, he's really, really good when he talks to, like, shit libs.

01:28:08.860 He fucking...

01:28:09.280 He's not that good otherwise.

01:28:10.420 The guy...

01:28:10.880 Dude kind of sucks otherwise.

01:28:11.960 That's all I want, though.

01:28:12.700 But he's fucking hilarious.

01:28:13.420 Listen, the world's ending.

01:28:14.500 The world's ending, Clint, all right?

01:28:16.160 Oh, yeah.

01:28:16.620 No, I'm with you, dude.

01:28:17.440 I'd rather see him be president than me.

01:28:19.260 I don't want to fucking preside over the downfall of our empire.

01:28:21.620 He's talking to the guys that are going to end it for a better degree.

01:28:24.420 To end it all.

01:28:25.540 Dude, they're already opening demon portals.

01:28:27.520 It's all over, man.

01:28:28.420 Yeah, but you're right, Clint.

01:28:29.360 Like, he really just, like, the whole thing...

01:28:31.740 Dave talked about it on Rogan where he talks about how he went into the CIA, stood in front

01:28:37.080 of that big old thing of, like, all the dead names of the former CIA agents and was just

01:28:41.760 like, how about that win, huh?

01:28:44.160 You know, like, that's...

01:28:45.720 Like, he doesn't give a shit about, like, any of the rules.

01:28:49.380 Nope.

01:28:49.840 But, like...

01:28:50.240 Yeah.

01:28:51.140 But it's all, like, the rules that even don't matter.

01:28:53.280 It's like, the rules that do matter, he still, like, follows those rules.

01:28:56.160 Oh, please play this.

01:28:57.240 Yeah.

01:28:57.340 You are fake news.

01:28:58.960 You're a nasty woman.

01:29:00.820 All that shit.

01:29:01.060 January 6th was a guided tour, you stupid, stupid bitch.

01:29:04.780 Oh, God.

01:29:05.100 Back to what happened on that day.

01:29:06.240 He did not say that.

01:29:07.440 He has testified that, Mr. President.

01:29:09.000 He did not say that.

01:29:09.640 But you said you weren't very involved that day.

01:29:11.680 You did tell your supporters to come to Washington.

01:29:13.920 You tweeted about it, about that speech that happened on the rally.

01:29:16.080 Am I allowed to say that?

01:29:17.260 So, when they went to the Capitol and they were breaking into the Capitol, smashing windows,

01:29:22.040 injuring police officers, why did you...

01:29:23.900 Why did it take you three hours to tell them to go home?

01:29:26.340 I don't really get to him.

01:29:27.520 Oh, let me pull it out.

01:29:28.640 I have to pull it out.

01:29:29.820 What is he doing?

01:29:31.480 Oh, dude.

01:29:32.060 Is he pulled out a fucking shotgun right then?

01:29:35.240 It's like the Joker.

01:29:36.560 He just pulled out a blow of the thing.

01:29:39.700 On January 5th, the day before, I said, please support our Capitol Police and law enforcement.

01:29:45.580 They are truly on the side of our country.

01:29:48.180 Stay peaceful.

01:29:49.340 Stay peaceful.

01:29:50.020 This was the day before.

01:29:51.640 And this was in the form of Twitter.

01:29:53.400 Now use truth.

01:29:54.640 Truth social.

01:29:55.420 I think it's far superior.

01:29:56.400 Okay?

01:29:57.140 I hope everybody's on Twitter.

01:30:00.260 If you look, January 6th, before 2.30, I am asking for everyone at the U.S. Capitol

01:30:07.240 to remain peaceful.

01:30:08.460 This is right after as it was happening.

01:30:11.080 But what happened is they took it down.

01:30:15.040 I don't know why.

01:30:16.140 I think they took it down because it was so good.

01:30:18.340 They didn't like it being up for me.

01:30:20.740 And we didn't know until I got it back because now I have 90 million people waiting for me

01:30:26.280 to go back.

01:30:26.860 But I'm unsure that I'm staying with you.

01:30:28.520 Hold on.

01:30:28.540 Close it.

01:30:28.780 I am asking for everyone at the U.S. Capitol to remain peaceful.

01:30:32.520 No violation.

01:30:33.960 We want no violation.

01:30:35.980 We want no violence.

01:30:37.580 Remember, we are the party of law and order.

01:30:40.080 Respect the law and our great men and women in blue.

01:30:43.020 Thank you.

01:30:43.600 That was at 2.30.

01:30:45.100 That was very early.

01:30:46.340 Mr. President, I looked at the same timeline that you did.

01:30:49.140 No, no, but you didn't report that.

01:30:50.560 You know why?

01:30:50.940 Because it was taken down.

01:30:51.940 We did report it.

01:30:52.240 I was reporting that take.

01:30:53.220 It was taken down.

01:30:53.740 It wasn't.

01:30:54.020 But when it was.

01:30:55.520 Well, that's that's an interesting take, by the way.

01:30:58.860 When did he lose his Twitter?

01:31:00.320 It was right after that.

01:31:02.280 Yeah.

01:31:02.540 It was that day.

01:31:03.540 They pulled.

01:31:04.120 Yeah.

01:31:04.520 They pulled down his tweets because they said he was inciting violence.

01:31:06.920 But his tweets and the video, he put out a video, too, where he said, go home, be peaceful.

01:31:11.820 I love you.

01:31:12.300 Guys, it's been three years.

01:31:13.800 Well, Brennan's about to get grilled by the I think it's the House.

01:31:17.940 Like in the next couple of days, they're inviting him in to actually be.

01:31:22.080 Well, not quite deposed, but they're going to transcribe his interview with the House about the CIA intelligence operation to undermine his reelection.

01:31:31.980 Holy shit.

01:31:32.460 John Brennan?

01:31:33.440 Yeah.

01:31:34.140 Ooh.

01:31:34.840 That's happening the next day or two.

01:31:36.120 If he's not under oath, that motherfucker is going to.

01:31:39.160 I mean, even if he is under oath, he's just going to perjure the fuck out of himself.

01:31:42.680 That dude is a communist fucking infiltrator.

01:31:45.240 Yeah.

01:31:45.420 He's terrible.

01:31:46.860 How has it been three years and this guy comes back and has the greatest one liners about January 6th?

01:31:52.720 I mean, I thought I heard them all and he just came like, well, my tweet, they removed it because it was so good.

01:31:59.440 Look at that.

01:32:00.400 I mean, he was so prepared.

01:32:01.360 They knew that they were going to address it.

01:32:03.120 He had his tweets folded up in his pocket.

01:32:06.120 I have to pull out my Moss Kirk shoddy.

01:32:10.460 Let me pull it out.

01:32:12.840 Let me pull out.

01:32:14.280 Oh, if he, like, would be the best if he actually kept it in his pants?

01:32:17.380 Yeah, his pants pocket.

01:32:18.520 He should, like, spin it.

01:32:19.840 Let me pull this out.

01:32:20.980 I swear it's the greatest thing ever.

01:32:22.900 It's much larger than you've been told.

01:32:24.540 Yeah, I don't know what's going to happen with that whole thing.

01:32:28.260 Looking at the next election, who's running, you know, on the Democrat, trying to be nominated as a Democrat and a Republican, you know, a Libertarian candidate probably doesn't have a shot.

01:32:35.740 Tulsi goes for it.

01:32:36.660 People are saying Tulsi Gabbard's going to run as a Libertarian.

01:32:38.780 Tulsi Gabbard's a ho.

01:32:40.080 That's not happening.

01:32:40.620 That's not happening.

01:32:41.080 Clint Russell.

01:32:41.620 Clint Russell 2024, motherfuckers.

01:32:44.300 That's right, Tulsi.

01:32:46.020 Let's go, Clint.

01:32:46.700 You and Dave Smith, right?

01:32:54.540 I mean, Dave is my preference, but if he doesn't do it, then I may be called to action, which is insane.

01:33:00.600 The whole reason I do this show is because I'm trying to dissuade them from nominating me.

01:33:05.540 That was the long game.

01:33:07.020 I've been doing it the whole time.

01:33:08.720 I think Dave Smith has probably got a longer rap sheet than you do.

01:33:12.340 Well, in terms of racial slurs, undoubtedly.

01:33:15.460 I don't think so.

01:33:16.360 I think, you know, Legion of Skanks is hard.

01:33:18.240 I work for Legion of Skanks, too, so I might get fired for saying this.

01:33:20.800 They're hardcore, but they don't go as hard as we do.

01:33:22.700 What is Legion of Skanks?

01:33:25.300 Yeah, exactly.

01:33:27.980 That's a good point, Andrew.

01:33:29.400 What is Legion of Skanks?

01:33:31.360 I've never heard of it.

01:33:32.780 No one's ever heard of it.

01:33:34.300 Legion of Skanks is a show that Dave Smith does, and he saw our show, so he was like, I wanted to do offensive comedy, because he's in the political realm like us.

01:33:40.640 He's like, I want to do offensive comedy, too, and then he started it with three of his friends.

01:33:43.800 That's what Legion of Skanks is.

01:33:45.380 It's kind of crazy.

01:33:45.860 They were just trying to bite off of our style.

01:33:51.320 The OG is still better, man.

01:33:52.660 That's the greatest form of flattery, right?

01:33:54.520 There you go.

01:33:55.420 Yeah, exactly.

01:33:56.940 Right.

01:33:57.940 That's right.

01:33:58.520 And Dave kept, he always keeps saying, he's like, I don't believe in intellectual property.

01:34:01.780 I don't believe in intellectual property.

01:34:03.040 And then, then he just goes and copies our shit.

01:34:05.380 That's a little communist.

01:34:07.160 That's what the Chinese do.

01:34:09.500 That's right.

01:34:09.840 I don't believe in intellectual property either.

01:34:11.620 Dave Smith.

01:34:11.760 Wow, is Dave a communist?

01:34:13.360 Now they copy all of Top Lobster's designs and put it on shirts.

01:34:17.660 It's like, what are you doing?

01:34:18.340 No, they do.

01:34:23.640 If I post like a shirt, like if it's happened to me 10 times, I'll post it and be like, hey, go buy this.

01:34:28.320 And then they'll just comment like within minutes.

01:34:31.760 They've copied my shirt and put it on somewhere else that you can buy for a dollar less.

01:34:35.600 I would definitely buy that other shirt.

01:34:43.020 A dollar?

01:34:44.360 A dollar.

01:34:45.240 Yeah, I'm on a tight budget here, man.

01:34:47.360 You unsupportive queen, you.

01:34:49.200 All right.

01:34:49.520 I think, do we have one more video to watch?

01:34:51.480 I don't know if we do or not.

01:34:52.880 If we don't, then we'll get out of here, I guess.

01:34:54.660 If you want.

01:34:56.380 Yeah.

01:34:56.860 I don't know anything else, but Andrew, just tell us about all the shit your buddies are doing to kill.

01:35:02.660 What's the next plague that you're going to unleash upon us, Andrew?

01:35:06.500 What's Bill Gates been sprinkling around?

01:35:10.300 I think most of it's fear mongering.

01:35:13.120 I don't think there's going to be any plague releasing.

01:35:16.160 I don't think.

01:35:17.600 No, I'm serious.

01:35:20.260 This is our plug music.

01:35:22.540 So tell people where they can buy your book.

01:35:24.180 Tell us how you can buy your book.

01:35:25.100 Go buy my book.

01:35:25.960 It's on Amazon.com.

01:35:27.500 Truth About Wuhan.

01:35:29.440 I'm a former vice president at Equal of Alliance.

01:35:31.520 I watched it all go down.

01:35:33.280 I was part of it.

01:35:34.020 You can go buy signed copies of my website.

01:35:35.600 AndrewHuff.com.

01:35:36.460 And I can personalize it for you.

01:35:37.380 DM me on Twitter.

01:35:39.080 I'm Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown.

01:35:41.000 Today, I put out my thesis.

01:35:43.120 It's a little 15-minute thesis as to why the world has lost its mind over the past decade.

01:35:47.860 I think you will find it compelling.

01:35:49.420 Just go to Liberty Lockdown, Podcatcher, YouTube, everywhere.

01:35:52.120 Love you guys.

01:35:53.900 Top Lobster on Twitter.

01:35:55.800 TopLobster.com.

01:35:57.200 Go to Merch Engine.

01:35:59.360 We're setting up some new releases for all your favorite shows, your favorite podcasts.

01:36:03.620 So that's going to be real big.

01:36:05.380 And I'll be starting a podcast within the next five years.

01:36:08.600 You dress like this.

01:36:09.560 I look like I'm on so much cocaine when I'm dancing.

01:36:11.940 Oh, yeah.

01:36:12.560 With a blazer.

01:36:13.740 You're just like...

01:36:14.240 Just start rubbing your nose.

01:36:18.800 What's your name?

01:36:19.600 What's your name?

01:36:20.140 You want to dance?

01:36:20.960 You want to dance?

01:36:21.280 No, no, no.

01:36:21.760 Nope.

01:36:22.280 All right.

01:36:23.200 You want to go to the bathroom?

01:36:24.160 I got to go to the bathroom real quick.

01:36:25.100 I mean, you guys do live in Lake Florida.

01:36:26.800 I mean, that's part of the thing.

01:36:28.400 Dude, I live in Miami.

01:36:29.400 This is the Coke mecca, brother.

01:36:31.320 Bro.

01:36:31.840 That's right.

01:36:32.360 You need a chain.

01:36:33.840 If you get a chain, you would just be...

01:36:35.400 You'd kill it right now.

01:36:36.460 You'd be literally...

01:36:36.660 Oh, where you at, man?

01:36:37.520 Tell us what you're doing.

01:36:38.720 I'm on Twitter.

01:36:39.920 I've actually started...

01:36:40.720 I decided today I'm going to start tweeting more.

01:36:43.240 I just had to, so I was having fun today just tweeting a little bit more.

01:36:46.620 Yeah, get off of Instagram, you fucking bitch.

01:36:48.560 I can't.

01:36:49.240 It's no fun.

01:36:49.980 I love Instagram.

01:36:51.260 I love when you tweet, man.

01:36:52.400 I got notifications set up for you.

01:36:54.460 Keep tweeting.

01:36:55.480 I will.

01:36:55.980 Code doesn't matter.

01:36:58.360 Tower Gang Toad on Twitter.

01:37:00.380 And we're Tower Gang Pod in a bunch of places, but not Patreon.

01:37:05.220 So go to towergang.locals.com.

01:37:09.500 Find us on Locals.

01:37:10.480 You can subscribe to us there.

01:37:12.200 Subscribe on Twitter as well, Tower Gang Pod, or I guess that will be up shortly.

01:37:17.460 We're going to have subscriptions there.

01:37:18.860 So do that, and you can DM me some titties or whatever, and then maybe I'll reveal what

01:37:25.220 my hog actually looks like.

01:37:27.520 It doesn't touch his belly button.

01:37:28.940 This motherfucker's lying.

01:37:29.620 I'm going to do that to the fans.

01:37:31.320 Jesus Christ.

01:37:32.160 He's going to pay us.

01:37:33.700 And while you're here, if you could hit that like button, and then if you could make a comment...

01:37:37.800 I'm going to tell you the truth, guys.

01:37:40.820 Yeah, no, no, no, no.

01:37:41.680 We have Barack Obama next week.

01:37:42.940 But I'm kind of sad.

01:37:44.300 I'm kind of sad that it's over.

01:37:45.960 I live my life for Wednesday, okay?

01:37:48.560 At 9-11, and we did an hour and a half.

01:37:50.700 We hung out with a good doctor, and it's not fucking over.

01:37:53.100 It's crazy.

01:37:53.740 Just like that.

01:37:54.720 Bam.

01:37:54.880 And now I have six days of misery in between.

01:37:57.780 Now I go back to my wife and kids.

01:37:59.360 Bye, guys.

01:38:02.560 Bye, guys.

01:38:03.020 Now I go back to Cole's wife and kids.

01:38:05.660 All right, guys.

01:38:08.140 We're out of here.

01:38:08.720 Peace.

01:38:09.280 See you later.

01:38:10.520 It is.

Tower Gang - May 11, 2023

Ep 122 - The Welding-Retard Paradox w⧸ Andrew Huff

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