Tower Gang - May 18, 2023


Ep 123 - The Cunt Side w⧸ Perry Abbasi

Topics
YouTube AI and discrimination
Hosted by
Clint Russell Toad Tyler (Janke) Jose Galison Cole TopLobsta Layne
Mentioned
Daryl Perry Martha Stewart Russie Dude Top Lobster Cleopatra Elizabeth Dickie Larry Barry Abbasi Jeopardy Dicky Jeffrey Epstein Macaulay Culkin Linda Yaccarino Ferris Bueller Prince Andrew Helen Keller Donald Trump Nancy Pelosi and 31 more
Ep 122 - The Welding-Retard Paradox w⧸ Andrew Huff Ep 124 - That Pussy Spittin'

Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 45 minutes

Words per minute

192.8

Word count

20,329

Sentence count

1,707

Harmful content

Misogyny

106

sentences flagged

Toxicity

754

sentences flagged

Hate speech

237

sentences flagged


Summary

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Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast in the history of television, hosted by Clint Russell and Cole, and featuring Top Lobster, Barry Abbasi, and special guest Pericles, a.k.a. Election Legal.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Uhhh...
00:00:00.680 Ch- 0.82
00:00:03.300 What's up, retards? 1.00
00:00:05.300 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby. 1.00
00:00:06.700 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's... 1.00
00:00:10.300 ...mussy? 1.00
00:00:11.800 Mussy? 1.00
00:00:12.300 You wanna kill me, or you wanna give me a boner? 1.00
00:00:14.300 I don't know. 1.00
00:00:15.800 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny. 1.00
00:00:18.800 Woe is me, I'm retarded! 1.00
00:00:20.800 Any of you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in, and then do that shit where they're like, 0.99
00:00:26.000 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. 0.99
00:00:28.700 I was watching it and jerking off, and... 1.00
00:00:32.700 ...fucking asshole. 1.00
00:00:34.700 Toad's on fire! 1.00
00:00:36.700 She was a 10 in real life, she's like a dead 8.
00:00:41.700 Louis, you're like a brother to me.
00:00:42.700 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.
00:00:44.700 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00
00:00:47.700 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00
00:00:54.700 It's not what this show is about. This shit is retarded. 1.00
00:00:57.700 It's like... 1.00
00:01:00.700 Welcome to the most banned show in the history of television.
00:01:05.700 So banned, we have never even been on television.
00:01:08.700 This is Tower Gang.
00:01:10.700 It's Tower Gang.
00:01:11.700 I am Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown, as well as co-host of Tower Gang.
00:01:14.700 We have Toad, at Tower Gang Toad. 0.94
00:01:16.700 Make sure you follow him and send him pictures of your titties so that he can think about lactating.
00:01:21.700 At Comic Dave, a.k.a. Cole, the strongest midget in all the land. 1.00
00:01:26.700 We have Top Lobster, the most banned, unbanned man to ever walk the earth. 1.00
00:01:31.700 And our special guest this evening, Mr. Pericles, a.k.a. Election Legal, Barry Abbasi.
00:01:38.700 What's up, Barry?
00:01:40.700 Hello, man.
00:01:41.700 Yeah, you know, I got invited on this like a couple of weeks ago.
00:01:44.700 I was going to bail, but then I saw like Top Lobster has some clout.
00:01:48.700 I saw Vivek and Ramaswamy. 1.00
00:01:51.700 You're not a motherfucker. 0.99
00:01:55.700 The Tim Pool I saw came to his defense when he got banned on Twitter. 1.00
00:01:59.700 So I said, shit, maybe some heavy hitters are watching this. 0.99
00:02:01.700 So I got to get on. 0.99
00:02:03.700 So, Perry, I'll be honest with you.
00:02:05.700 Pure clout chasing.
00:02:06.700 I appreciate the honesty.
00:02:07.700 Yeah. 0.65
00:02:08.700 Your appearance that sort of looks like a pedophile is, I mean, it's really what put me on to you.
00:02:13.700 But we were thinking about, like, let's just do the show and not even send them the link. 0.61
00:02:20.700 Because, I swear to God, we were, it's really, no, guys, look at Cole's about to leave.
00:02:27.700 We should have had a process server deliver him the link.
00:02:30.700 No, I feel like it's funny that we mentioned it right now.
00:02:33.700 Because, like, he was having the same treacherous thoughts that we were having. 0.94
00:02:37.700 But, like, nobody had the balls to, like, execute on the treacherous thoughts. 0.96
00:02:41.700 And here we are. 0.96
00:02:42.700 So we're going to have a good time.
00:02:43.700 I'm glad that you're here.
00:02:44.700 That's how you know it's a recipe for success.
00:02:46.700 When no one wants anyone to be here.
00:02:48.700 Nobody wants.
00:02:49.700 No.
00:02:51.700 But we're still here.
00:02:52.700 We all are watching Celtics and Heat.
00:02:55.700 Yes.
00:02:56.700 Right on my second monitor, right here.
00:02:58.700 I could just be watching this instead.
00:03:00.700 We would all prefer that.
00:03:02.700 Hey, Dickie, if you wouldn't mind playing a video of one of our listeners being attacked in the hood, I'd appreciate that.
00:03:08.700 Yeah.
00:03:09.700 This is the one of me, I think.
00:03:11.700 This is not the video I meant, but go ahead.
00:03:13.700 I don't know what this one is, but all right. 0.94
00:03:15.700 There's too many black people fighting videos. 1.00
00:03:17.700 We just have to wade through all of them. 0.97
00:03:20.700 Yeah.
00:03:21.700 It doesn't narrow it down at all.
00:03:23.700 Good. 0.99
00:03:24.700 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:03:25.700 What the hell? 1.00
00:03:26.700 What is he? 0.99
00:03:27.700 Oh, did it?
00:03:28.700 Oh, it's that bra.
00:03:29.700 It's the.
00:03:30.700 Oh, Shane.
00:03:31.700 Look out, look out, look out, look out.
00:03:34.700 Who's played in who?
00:03:35.700 Oh, he's just like.
00:03:36.700 What?
00:03:37.700 What?
00:03:38.700 He's playing with Lysol.
00:03:39.700 He's playing with Lysol, actually.
00:03:40.700 Happers.
00:03:41.700 Well, look, you know what?
00:03:43.700 He's offering to wash your chicken.
00:03:45.700 Yeah.
00:03:46.700 He's like.
00:03:47.700 Well, they should actually appreciate that because he just seasoned their chicken for them.
00:03:52.700 I love how he just keeps spraying them with his Cheeto dust.
00:03:56.700 Dude, they're blind and still scrappy.
00:03:59.700 Oh, yeah.
00:04:00.700 Oh, yeah.
00:04:01.700 Next level.
00:04:02.700 Because they can smell each other.
00:04:07.700 They fight on smell, man.
00:04:09.700 It's crazy.
00:04:10.700 They actually have an undeveloped sense of like eyesight.
00:04:15.700 And so it's actually smell and hearing.
00:04:17.700 That's why they're so loud.
00:04:18.700 It's like sharks.
00:04:19.700 Yeah.
00:04:20.700 It all comes back to their vertebrae, their neck.
00:04:22.700 That's what it is.
00:04:23.700 It's something not aligned.
00:04:24.700 Yeah.
00:04:25.700 It's like some kind of optical nerve that goes back to their neck.
00:04:27.700 It doesn't work.
00:04:28.700 And so actually, it's just hearing.
00:04:30.700 It's just sound and smell.
00:04:33.700 You know how we found out, Perry? 1.00
00:04:35.700 From the gay prostitute that Toad always has over. 1.00
00:04:38.700 We just started to dissect this guy. 0.99
00:04:40.700 After Toad killed him, we were like, we don't know what we're going to do with him.
00:04:42.700 So we were like checking out the neck.
00:04:44.700 And the neck seems to be an issue. 0.98
00:04:46.700 I think I just figured it out because you guys said black people, they don't really have a great sense of sight. 0.72
00:04:52.700 So the reason why they talk so loudly in movies is because they're using echolocation. 0.54
00:04:57.700 We'll try to figure out where they are. 1.00
00:05:00.700 Speaking of gay prostitutes, I mean, that is a big, like in Atlanta, a problem on Grindr is, you know, you think a guy's coming over so you can suck his dick, but he sticks you up and robs you. 1.00
00:05:12.700 So if you're in Atlanta and you use Grindr, like next time you're in Atlanta, I assume you are going to use Grindr. 1.00
00:05:20.700 Like, be careful.
00:05:21.700 I mean, I probably will.
00:05:22.700 Yeah. 0.97
00:05:23.700 I mean, no, but I'll pull up my gun and then he'll like, we'll just sit there with our dicks out and just kind of like be like, okay.
00:05:29.700 It'll be like how this whole thing started where we're kind of like with our guns.
00:05:33.700 I were like, I'm not going to show up.
00:05:35.700 And you're like, I'm not going to show up anyway.
00:05:38.700 So it's kind of cool.
00:05:39.700 I have an admission to make.
00:05:40.700 I actually never ran a mortgage company.
00:05:42.700 I was the originator of that scam. 0.96
00:05:44.700 And I stuck up hundreds of gay dudes. 0.64
00:05:47.700 It was, I mean, it's, it was on, it was blue water.
00:05:49.700 No one, no one had figured it out yet.
00:05:51.700 And I was like, yeah, but it was, you weren't an early adopter. 0.99
00:05:55.700 At least you get, you get a, but you get your fucking beforehand. 0.99
00:05:58.700 Right. 0.99
00:05:59.700 It's like, I pull up my gun.
00:06:02.700 I pull up my gun.
00:06:03.700 I'm like, yeah, like it's such easy. 0.90
00:06:05.700 If you're going to rob me, at least have the courtesy to blow me. 1.00
00:06:08.700 You fuck them while you're sticking them up. 1.00
00:06:09.700 I mean, it tenses the muscles up. 1.00
00:06:12.700 It makes it much more pleasurable.
00:06:13.700 Wow.
00:06:14.700 This got dark.
00:06:15.700 Okay.
00:06:16.700 There are multiple things.
00:06:17.700 What's the worst crime?
00:06:18.700 Would it be the, the robbery or would it be like the rape? 1.00
00:06:21.700 Cause like, if you help hold a gun on somebody, then that's now it's like the gay sex. 1.00
00:06:24.700 Actually, that should be illegal. 0.99
00:06:26.700 That's your lawyer.
00:06:28.700 I came. 1.00
00:06:29.700 I mean, he called you over for gay sex. 1.00
00:06:31.700 So it's like, he probably wants it rougher anyway. 1.00
00:06:34.700 So it's just your, your, your.
00:06:36.700 Every gay man has a, every gay man has a right fantasy. 0.99
00:06:40.700 Like in the, in the courtroom, in the courtroom Perry, would that be like considered into how much time you would get?
00:06:46.700 Your honor.
00:06:47.700 He, he DM me saying he wanted it rough.
00:06:49.700 I didn't know that he didn't want my firearm in his mouth.
00:06:52.700 That's true.
00:06:53.700 I didn't know.
00:06:54.700 He didn't explicitly say no firearms.
00:06:56.700 Like Jesus.
00:06:57.700 Okay.
00:06:58.700 I'm sure a lot of judges are like doing that on the site anyway.
00:07:01.700 So.
00:07:02.700 Oh, that's true.
00:07:03.700 Yeah.
00:07:04.700 His husband a judge.
00:07:06.700 I don't know.
00:07:07.700 He's not, but maybe Biden will appoint him with the Supreme court or something.
00:07:11.700 That'd be awesome. 0.99
00:07:14.700 Oh fuck. 0.99
00:07:15.700 But, but, but Nancy Pelosi, I think after Martha Stewart was on a sports illustrated, she'll be the next cover model next year. 1.00
00:07:22.700 And rightly so.
00:07:23.700 Oh God.
00:07:24.700 That would honestly between the two of them.
00:07:26.700 I don't know which one I would choose.
00:07:27.700 Should we, should we pull up the Martha Stewart thing? 0.89
00:07:29.700 Because Nancy Pelosi as well.
00:07:31.700 In a second.
00:07:32.700 In a second though.
00:07:33.700 Oh no, no, no.
00:07:34.700 I have a question for Cole.
00:07:35.700 Yes. 0.99
00:07:36.700 Look, if you were gay, what would be your grinder, like sliding the DMS move? 1.00
00:07:43.700 If you were gay. 1.00
00:07:44.700 Yeah. 0.71
00:07:45.700 I mean. 0.99
00:07:46.700 I'm solicited dick pack. 0.99
00:07:47.700 Hypothetical. 0.99
00:07:48.700 I used to have a. 0.99
00:07:49.700 Would you open with piss on me, beat me? 0.99
00:07:51.700 Or would you like. 1.00
00:07:53.700 And this would be gayest shit ever. 1.00
00:07:54.700 I'll tell you. 1.00
00:07:55.700 This is what mine would be. 0.99
00:07:56.700 So my first original screen name, like AOL kind of shit. 0.95
00:08:00.700 I used to be big into wrestling and I love the Hardy boys. 0.90
00:08:03.700 You remember those guys?
00:08:04.700 Oh yeah.
00:08:05.700 Yeah.
00:08:06.700 So my.
00:08:07.700 Yeah.
00:08:08.700 Those do they jump off.
00:08:09.700 They were the best, man.
00:08:10.700 I had like their shirts.
00:08:11.700 And so mine, mine was like Hardee's and a couple of numbers that correlate, you know,
00:08:15.700 Hardee's whatever.
00:08:16.700 Hardee's for 2069.
00:08:17.700 Of course.
00:08:18.700 Yeah.
00:08:19.700 69.
00:08:20.700 Yeah.
00:08:21.700 So that would have, that would have been my grinder account name.
00:08:22.700 And it would have, it wouldn't even been like a far stretch.
00:08:24.700 It would just been something I was doing. 0.99
00:08:26.700 Some gay shit I was doing before, I guess. 1.00
00:08:28.700 Dude. 1.00
00:08:29.700 My handle was CRM 300 Z RCR.
00:08:31.700 Cause I had a 300 Z and I thought I was a racer.
00:08:33.700 Woo. 0.95
00:08:34.700 That was gay bro. 0.99
00:08:35.700 That was a gay handle. 0.98
00:08:36.700 Yeah. 0.93
00:08:37.700 Why'd you get rid of the, did you get rid of that 300 Z? 1.00
00:08:39.700 Because that's. 1.00
00:08:40.700 Those things are fucking. 1.00
00:08:41.700 The fucking timing belt on those things. 1.00
00:08:42.700 When it snaps, the engine, the pistons just fire into each other. 1.00
00:08:45.700 So it's seized.
00:08:46.700 Oh God.
00:08:47.700 This is a good bit.
00:08:48.700 This is a good bit to go around.
00:08:50.700 What was your, what was everyone's original screen name on AOL? 1.00
00:08:53.700 Cause you know, some dumb shit. 1.00
00:08:54.700 What was it? 1.00
00:08:55.700 Um, I'm too young.
00:08:56.700 Oh, that's, that's a good point.
00:08:58.700 Yeah.
00:08:59.700 Ah, man.
00:09:00.700 No, I guess I did like, no, no, I didn't.
00:09:04.700 Yeah.
00:09:05.700 I get, I mean.
00:09:06.700 Toads was in cell for life.
00:09:07.700 No, no, no, holding it down.
00:09:11.700 No, no.
00:09:12.700 My, my, mine was a fake character who was the sausage king of Boston. 0.63
00:09:16.700 And, uh, the name was Jim worst.
00:09:20.700 Yeah.
00:09:21.700 I understand.
00:09:22.700 You weren't funny.
00:09:23.700 Even back then.
00:09:25.700 I like Ferris Bueller, man.
00:09:29.700 Wait, my, mine was like, it was based off this like gag on a like radio show.
00:09:36.700 I listened to it.
00:09:37.700 It was like a local kid lover sports radio show.
00:09:39.700 Yeah.
00:09:40.700 It was just like, it was called, it was Larry horse something.
00:09:42.700 And it was just a gag on that show was a guy called in about betting
00:09:47.700 like on the Kentucky Derby.
00:09:48.700 And he said there was a horse called Larry.
00:09:49.700 No, no, it was the guy.
00:09:51.700 The host name was Terry Boers.
00:09:54.700 And he called him Larry horse.
00:09:55.700 And that was just like, like a running gag.
00:09:58.700 And that, that show kind of really like effect was the basis of my humor
00:10:04.700 and even my, like a lot of my Twitter humor and, and, uh, what city
00:10:08.700 pretending to be gay.
00:10:09.700 What city was it? 0.59
00:10:10.700 Oh yeah.
00:10:11.700 Oh yeah.
00:10:12.700 We're not gay either.
00:10:13.700 We just, we just pretend.
00:10:14.700 I get it. 1.00
00:10:15.700 We just suck each other. 1.00
00:10:16.700 No, I mean, I mean, I get commitment to the bed. 0.99
00:10:18.700 I mean, if you're going to, you know, you don't want to break character.
00:10:21.700 Oh yeah.
00:10:22.700 No, last week or the week, the week before that, we were like, what would
00:10:25.700 we do if the show ever got to like a million followers? 0.99
00:10:27.700 And immediately like toes, like I'll show my dick. 1.00
00:10:29.700 But Clinton was like, I'll have sex with all of you. 1.00
00:10:31.700 And I'm like, why would we say that? 0.99
00:10:34.700 Cause now like people are watching this. 1.00
00:10:36.700 And if they go back, if this happens, then we're going to have to fuck. 0.99
00:10:39.700 And everybody just kind of seemed like, all right with it. 0.99
00:10:41.700 I'm not sure. 1.00
00:10:42.700 Well, and for the record, I said I would fuck all of you. 1.00
00:10:44.700 I didn't say I'd have sex with any of you. 1.00
00:10:46.700 That's disgusting. 0.99
00:10:47.700 Oh, they do very different things.
00:10:49.700 Also, who would you want to wear a wig and who not to wear a wig?
00:10:53.700 Cole, I mean, you, if you shave, have a very feminine visage. 0.79
00:10:59.700 If you wore a wig, we could do it.
00:11:03.700 We could do a missionary if I'm being totally honest.
00:11:05.700 Cole needs to gain a little bit of the weight.
00:11:07.700 I think the two of you that are wearing hats right now are probably going to be
00:11:11.700 the ones who have to wear the wig.
00:11:12.700 Cause I'm guessing you're covering some male pattern baldness.
00:11:15.700 Like, no, I love that.
00:11:17.700 Yeah.
00:11:18.700 Everyone, everyone else is covering the male pattern baldness, 0.82
00:11:20.700 but Perry's like, no, no, no, no.
00:11:24.700 I'm keeping the sides sideways instead of basically like Bozo the clown.
00:11:31.700 So I've actually got a hair.
00:11:33.700 It helps.
00:11:34.700 It helps the pedophile effect.
00:11:35.700 It's not just Alan.
00:11:36.700 Yeah.
00:11:37.700 You kind of look like a chairman Mao, but like really white. 0.93
00:11:40.700 Yeah.
00:11:41.700 I'm kind of like the whitest Greek. 0.57
00:11:44.700 It's weird.
00:11:45.700 The whitest Greek. 1.00
00:11:46.700 Do you go for this book on purpose?
00:11:48.700 Or is this like part of the bit?
00:11:50.700 Or would you just be doing this anyway?
00:11:52.700 Cause it's, it's, it's unintentionally hilarious.
00:11:54.700 He knew Jeffrey Epstein was really connected and he was like, well,
00:11:57.700 if I look like a pedophile, I guess I can get some connections too.
00:12:00.700 Yeah. 0.66
00:12:01.700 I can get onto that plane.
00:12:02.700 I know.
00:12:03.700 I can get on the plane.
00:12:04.700 I can hobnob with Prince Andrew and Noam Chomsky.
00:12:07.700 It was just like, it was like, how many kids have you sold to Toad?
00:12:10.700 Be honest.
00:12:11.700 Well, that's, I mean, that was kind of like, he owed me for, uh, this one kid.
00:12:17.700 Um, you know, he was a cute kid, 11 years old.
00:12:21.700 Uh, but he, he couldn't, uh, he had some bets that he lost.
00:12:28.700 He couldn't pay me.
00:12:29.700 Uh, wow.
00:12:30.700 This story sounds legit.
00:12:31.700 That's the thing.
00:12:32.700 Cause I don't think you watch a show and you know that you've got a betting problem.
00:12:36.700 I mean, that's okay.
00:12:37.700 There's that.
00:12:38.700 I have another one that is like, she's not hot. 1.00
00:12:41.700 I'm male coal, male coal.
00:12:43.700 Just with hair is hotter than this.
00:12:45.700 Whatever female coal. 1.00
00:12:46.700 Yeah.
00:12:47.700 That looks like a, that is a, that is a, like a five.
00:12:49.700 That's true.
00:12:50.700 Although, although this is, no, I'll just send, I have one of me that is like, I was
00:12:55.700 like, well, there's one that someone switched between me and Elizabeth.
00:12:58.700 And so she's a dude and I'm the girl.
00:13:01.700 And it was like, it's, it looked like, uh, a really gay guy and his like, uh, him trying 0.77
00:13:07.700 to put on a facade by having like a hot girlfriend. 0.89
00:13:10.700 Yeah.
00:13:11.700 That's what it was really what it looks like.
00:13:13.700 All right.
00:13:14.700 Run the, run the Martha Stewart.
00:13:15.700 Yeah.
00:13:16.700 Pull up the picture of Cole too.
00:13:18.700 I sent it in the chat.
00:13:19.700 I, I, I keep this on my phone.
00:13:21.700 All right.
00:13:22.700 Yeah.
00:13:23.700 Martha Stewart though. 0.63
00:13:24.700 Is it of me as a girl?
00:13:25.700 No, it's just of you.
00:13:26.700 Oh, I thought it was me as a girl because I had that one of me as a girl.
00:13:30.700 Well, I mean, that, that should be the sports illustrated.
00:13:32.700 Next move is just to have like, like face app men as, as women just, just have straight 0.95
00:13:37.700 up dudes.
00:13:38.700 Uh, not, not even like, like.
00:13:40.700 Which was the one.
00:13:41.700 Not even people.
00:13:43.700 Was this the same sports illustrated that had the tranny as well? 0.58
00:13:46.700 Yeah.
00:13:47.700 Yeah.
00:13:48.700 So this is a vast improvement.
00:13:50.700 Uh, going with an 81 year old female who I'm going to be honest. 0.99
00:13:54.700 She actually looks good.
00:13:55.700 Hey, just so you know, if you say the T word, it's instant nuke from YouTube.
00:13:59.700 So really?
00:14:00.700 Whatever.
00:14:01.700 Oh no.
00:14:02.700 Yep.
00:14:03.700 No.
00:14:04.700 Like every episode.
00:14:05.700 I know.
00:14:06.700 I'm just, I'm just telling you if it, if the algos catch it. 0.93
00:14:08.700 All right.
00:14:09.700 All right.
00:14:10.700 Do you think T words aren't using that word? 1.00
00:14:13.700 Like how I think, I think it's probably like same with black people. 0.56
00:14:15.700 They're allowed to say it.
00:14:16.700 We're not that type of thing.
00:14:17.700 That type of thing.
00:14:18.700 So, oh, oh, Cole, Cole, you're, you're now trans. 1.00
00:14:20.700 So with that.
00:14:21.700 Yeah, I am actually.
00:14:22.700 Yeah. 1.00
00:14:23.700 I sliced off my dick last week. 1.00
00:14:24.700 That's right. 1.00
00:14:25.700 Can like black people. 1.00
00:14:26.700 That's why I actually don't, that's why I don't come from blowjobs. 1.00
00:14:28.700 I just don't have a penis. 0.99
00:14:30.700 That makes a lot of sense. 1.00
00:14:32.700 Can black people on YouTube use the N word?
00:14:35.700 Like how's YouTube work? 0.92
00:14:36.700 Oh yes, they can.
00:14:37.700 100%.
00:14:38.700 Yeah.
00:14:39.700 How does the algorithm, how does, how does the AI detect that?
00:14:41.700 We use it.
00:14:42.700 Uh, the AI.
00:14:43.700 I mean, they transcribe every episode.
00:14:45.700 It would, it would be really funny if AI could tell what a, uh, like a transgender person 0.73
00:14:50.700 looks like.
00:14:51.700 They automatically know.
00:14:52.700 It just looks like. 0.98
00:14:53.700 It's like, no bullshit. 1.00
00:14:55.700 You're a transgender. 1.00
00:14:56.700 You can, they can tell like if, if you're gay from your voice and your head motions, 0.99
00:15:00.700 then you can use. 0.95
00:15:01.700 Exactly.
00:15:02.700 It knows.
00:15:03.700 It's just like.
00:15:04.700 Well, that's the thing is they have to teach like, uh, because I mean, all the liberals
00:15:08.700 talk about how you're not supposed to discriminate, but for AI to do any type of recognition
00:15:13.700 people, they have to input something to be like, this is what black people are. 0.60
00:15:18.700 This is what white people are. 0.57
00:15:19.700 And it's like, okay, I understand.
00:15:21.700 And then like.
00:15:22.700 What is it? 1.00
00:15:23.700 What if the YouTube AI hasn't gotten us yet for all the gay shit that we say? 1.00
00:15:26.700 Like all the gay jokes. 1.00
00:15:27.700 Because it thinks we're gay. 0.93
00:15:28.700 It thinks we're gay.
00:15:29.700 Yeah.
00:15:30.700 It's like.
00:15:31.700 It knows we are.
00:15:32.700 It doesn't think we are.
00:15:33.700 It knows we are.
00:15:34.700 We have, we have a gay, a trans. 1.00
00:15:36.700 We have a pedophile. 1.00
00:15:37.700 We have a whole bunch of people on the show that enables us. 1.00
00:15:40.700 We got a wigger. 1.00
00:15:41.700 We can.
00:15:42.700 Yeah. 0.77
00:15:43.700 We have a wigger. 1.00
00:15:44.700 We can say whatever we want. 0.85
00:15:45.700 This is the kickoff to pride month episode, right? 0.99
00:15:46.700 That's right.
00:15:47.700 Yeah.
00:15:48.700 Right.
00:15:49.700 Yeah.
00:15:50.700 Exactly.
00:15:51.700 Yeah.
00:15:52.700 That's coming up.
00:15:53.700 By the way, today is a national anti-transphobia day.
00:15:54.700 I want to say.
00:15:55.700 Oh, I thought you were going to say anti-trans.
00:15:57.700 No, it's anti-transphobia and homophobia, which is an anti-anti thing.
00:16:01.700 And biphobia too, which is devastating to read.
00:16:06.700 Does that include like, like trans chasers, like guys who are, who claim they're straight 0.96
00:16:14.700 and.
00:16:15.700 You've got to be able to call them.
00:16:16.700 Oh, you're talking about guys that are like, you defend boys kind of thing.
00:16:19.700 Yeah.
00:16:20.700 If you're like, does that, is that included in like anti or are they protected too?
00:16:25.700 I think they, I think they're protected today too.
00:16:27.700 I think, I think that they would consider it bigoted to even say those dudes are bisexual.
00:16:31.700 They would like that.
00:16:32.700 No.
00:16:33.700 Yeah.
00:16:34.700 Like, right.
00:16:35.700 I was going to say, yeah.
00:16:36.700 The A in LGBTQIA stands for as, asexual. 0.57
00:16:40.700 If you didn't know that.
00:16:41.700 Dude, you are.
00:16:42.700 I'm in the, I'm in the, I'm in the protected class. 0.99
00:16:44.700 It should just be like, like, it should be, it should be anal, but like, like men who 1.00
00:16:49.700 have anal sex with women should be like included in that too. 0.99
00:16:52.700 We have a jurist here. 1.00
00:16:55.700 I like you.
00:16:56.700 I like you.
00:16:57.700 I wasn't sure, but now I like you. 1.00
00:17:01.700 You think that the anal sex is disgusting. 1.00
00:17:03.700 I like you. 1.00
00:17:05.700 That's right.
00:17:06.700 He wants to ban sodomy, so.
00:17:08.700 We're vibrating the same way. 0.99
00:17:09.700 Clint or Top, have you done anal? 0.98
00:17:11.700 Because I, you were the only two in here that I would think had, had done it. 0.99
00:17:14.700 Received or given?
00:17:15.700 You, you haven't?
00:17:16.700 Yes and yes.
00:17:17.700 Yes and yes.
00:17:20.700 Because the answer doesn't change.
00:17:22.700 Big yes.
00:17:23.700 Big yes.
00:17:24.700 Yeah, doing it right now.
00:17:29.700 This is why the camera is permanently affixed here.
00:17:31.700 No, I haven't done it.
00:17:32.700 Are you testing me, Cole?
00:17:34.700 No, I didn't.
00:17:35.700 No, no, no.
00:17:36.700 Because I, I mean, I, I've wanted to, I've wanted to try it, but, uh, Elizabeth doesn't
00:17:41.700 want to buy the strap-on, so.
00:17:42.700 Oh! 0.60
00:17:45.700 It's too expensive. 0.99
00:17:47.700 I'm only, I'm only gonna get good quality shit. 0.99
00:17:49.700 All right? 0.99
00:17:50.700 You guys, you got it, Cole.
00:17:52.700 All right.
00:17:53.700 It sounds like, sounds like you guys need a sponsor.
00:17:56.700 Yeah.
00:17:57.700 I'm actually sponsored by, uh, Mentos.
00:17:59.700 Mentos, the fresh maker.
00:18:00.700 Uh, so. 1.00
00:18:01.700 Honestly, Perry, go fuck yourself. 1.00
00:18:04.700 I, how do you? 1.00
00:18:05.700 I've got nicotine, the nicotine version of Mentos.
00:18:08.700 Oh, I found it.
00:18:09.700 What is that?
00:18:10.700 Yeah, these are my, my nicotine lozenges.
00:18:12.700 I, I, they're, they're, actually, they really helped me with, like, losing weight.
00:18:15.700 I lost, like, over a hundred pounds.
00:18:17.700 And, before Ozempic hit the scene, I used these, I don't take Ozempic, but I use these.
00:18:22.700 If you're gonna pull that up, I just said in the chat, pull that, please crop that picture
00:18:26.700 first.
00:18:27.700 How did you, how did you lose a hundred pounds?
00:18:28.700 What else did you do?
00:18:29.700 Uh, I, I, I like.
00:18:31.700 He buried the kid.
00:18:32.700 He buried the kid.
00:18:33.700 I guess that's it.
00:18:34.700 I, I, I, I smoked some crack, and, uh, I seasoned my crack, so, you know, I'm, you know, got
00:18:48.700 it from the community.
00:18:49.700 Um.
00:18:50.700 Yeah.
00:18:51.700 Do you wash the crack?
00:18:52.700 Do you wash it with dish soap?
00:18:53.700 I, I, I do, yeah.
00:18:54.700 No, no, you have to.
00:18:55.700 I, I, that, at least that's how I was taught.
00:18:57.700 I mean.
00:18:58.700 Yeah.
00:18:59.700 On the west.
00:19:00.700 What did you hit that?
00:19:01.700 From the west side of Chicago.
00:19:02.700 A little gummy with a smile, but, uh.
00:19:04.700 Yeah.
00:19:05.700 I'm interested.
00:19:06.700 You know, this girl, like, this girl looks kinda like Downs, like, this is how Cole looks
00:19:10.700 normally.
00:19:11.700 That's right. 0.96
00:19:12.700 I'm hesitant, cause she might be retarded. 1.00
00:19:14.700 Yeah. 1.00
00:19:15.700 She, she's definitely retarded. 1.00
00:19:16.700 No one would be retarded as that pussy, man. 1.00
00:19:18.700 I'm telling you. 1.00
00:19:19.700 I can't believe you're talking about your own self like that.
00:19:24.700 I know.
00:19:25.700 I'm talking about your own self. 1.00
00:19:26.700 You maniac. 1.00
00:19:27.700 Right. 0.99
00:19:28.700 You could like, it just looks like you with your hair grown out.
00:19:30.700 It doesn't look like. 1.00
00:19:31.700 My pussy goes hard. 1.00
00:19:32.700 I'm telling you. 1.00
00:19:33.700 Russie. 1.00
00:19:34.700 The retarded pussy is Russie. 1.00
00:19:35.700 Is that how it works? 1.00
00:19:36.700 That's a better one.
00:19:37.700 I'm gonna find it because there is a better one.
00:19:38.700 Russie. 0.89
00:19:39.700 Russie. 0.91
00:19:40.700 He's, he's got that Russie mussy. 1.00
00:19:41.700 Yeah. 0.52
00:19:42.700 Is, is, is the Russie, uh, like, gaping and like drooling? 0.99
00:19:46.700 Oh, man.
00:19:47.700 Oh, that's interesting. 1.00
00:19:48.700 Do you think retards have like, like, fucked up pussies? 1.00
00:19:51.700 They could probably, they probably could do like kegels really good. 1.00
00:19:54.700 Like really just like snap your dick off. 1.00
00:19:56.700 Oh yeah. 1.00
00:19:57.700 Just break it.
00:19:58.700 It's just. 1.00
00:19:59.700 Then that's how you clog pussy. 1.00
00:20:03.700 That sounded like he's never not funny. 1.00
00:20:05.700 Oh my God.
00:20:07.700 I know I have another one, but I can't find it.
00:20:10.700 There's another one that looks a lot better.
00:20:11.700 There's another one that looks like.
00:20:12.700 No, there's another one.
00:20:13.700 That's way better. 0.99
00:20:14.700 I've jerked off. 0.99
00:20:15.700 Yes, I know. 0.99
00:20:16.700 I found it.
00:20:17.700 I found it.
00:20:18.700 I sent one in the chat.
00:20:19.700 Just pull that one up. 0.99
00:20:20.700 That's the best looking Cole as a girl.
00:20:23.700 It's beautiful. 0.99
00:20:24.700 Dude, you guys remember fucking female Dave Smith? 1.00
00:20:26.700 Fuck. 1.00
00:20:27.700 She was hot. 1.00
00:20:28.700 Yeah.
00:20:29.700 Yeah.
00:20:30.700 She was hot. 1.00
00:20:31.700 Dickie says he doesn't see it.
00:20:32.700 All right, let's keep it moving.
00:20:33.700 We got, we got the, the video with the music in the backdrop of the, the tower gang listener
00:20:38.700 that's getting attacked by a mob.
00:20:41.700 Oh yeah.
00:20:42.700 Yeah.
00:20:43.700 Oh, I forgot about that.
00:20:44.700 Yeah.
00:20:45.700 That's not, not the one of me.
00:20:46.700 Yeah.
00:20:47.700 I was going to say, this isn't Toad.
00:20:48.700 The one that was Toad.
00:20:49.700 It's a car.
00:20:50.700 It's so funny. 0.99
00:20:51.700 A whole bunch of black people are attacking it. 1.00
00:20:52.700 I can't be more specific than that. 0.99
00:20:54.700 I know.
00:20:55.700 I know what you mean.
00:20:56.700 It's insane.
00:20:57.700 He shared it yesterday.
00:20:58.700 What's happening?
00:20:59.700 Maybe he shared it the wrong chat.
00:21:01.700 I don't know.
00:21:02.700 Yes.
00:21:03.700 Stop.
00:21:04.700 I'm sharing everything to the wrong chat because we just, we don't let, we don't let
00:21:07.700 little Dicky into the, the other chat.
00:21:09.700 That's crazy.
00:21:10.700 Well, just play something.
00:21:12.700 There's no way that that is the best picture of me.
00:21:15.700 No, no.
00:21:16.700 I don't know.
00:21:17.700 A hundred percent. 1.00
00:21:20.700 Don't you just want to fucking ring his neck, Perry? 1.00
00:21:25.700 So who's this? 1.00
00:21:26.700 I don't know.
00:21:27.700 This is me.
00:21:28.700 In college.
00:21:30.700 Cole in that picture looks like Daryl Perry from LPNH or whatever, you know, with the 0.99
00:21:36.700 fucked up teeth and they're both from Alabama. 1.00
00:21:38.700 Fucked up teeth, man. 1.00
00:21:39.700 Fuck you. 1.00
00:21:40.700 Yeah, look at that. 1.00
00:21:41.700 Look at that shit. 1.00
00:21:42.700 Could I interest you in the modern day Lutherans or whatever the fuck? 1.00
00:21:45.700 Oh, yeah. 0.99
00:21:46.700 A Mormon missionary.
00:21:47.700 Yeah. 1.00
00:21:48.700 It looks like I would like, uh, fucking. 0.99
00:21:49.700 That's my phone background, guys. 0.99
00:21:50.700 I'm not, I'm not joking.
00:21:51.700 I look at this every day.
00:21:52.700 That's your phone background? 1.00
00:21:55.700 Oh, fuck you, coach. 1.00
00:21:57.700 You gotta see his teeth, though. 1.00
00:21:59.700 That's the whole thing.
00:22:00.700 That's not even close to what I look like.
00:22:01.700 Who is this?
00:22:02.700 Why are we looking at this?
00:22:03.700 That's who I looked like. 0.93
00:22:04.700 What the hell? 0.94
00:22:05.700 Because of the teeth. 0.95
00:22:06.700 The teeth.
00:22:07.700 Oh, that's harsh.
00:22:08.700 Chop, that is legitimately your background?
00:22:10.700 Yes. 0.84
00:22:11.700 I think that's more of a legit pedophile look than my look.
00:22:17.700 I think I'm just cuddly and lovely.
00:22:19.700 Yeah. 1.00
00:22:20.700 He's the one that gets raped. 1.00
00:22:21.700 You're the one that says, hey, come in my car. 1.00
00:22:24.700 He's like, get in my van and shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:22:26.700 I cannot believe that that's your background. 1.00
00:22:27.700 That's so fucking funny. 0.98
00:22:28.700 I have my child as my background. 0.98
00:22:33.700 Who do?
00:22:34.700 I have a child as mine.
00:22:37.700 Yeah, we've all got your child as the background. 1.00
00:22:40.700 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:22:41.700 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:22:42.700 Pull up the video.
00:22:43.700 I sent it in the chat now.
00:22:44.700 Hopefully, I sent it in the right note.
00:22:45.700 Dude, I seriously thought you meant the video of the guy that looks like me getting-
00:22:49.700 That guy is-
00:22:50.700 That one is so funny.
00:22:51.700 Having his car swarmed.
00:22:52.700 And I was like-
00:22:53.700 It looks like Toad going to work. 0.99
00:22:54.700 And he's like fucking bossing me. 0.98
00:22:55.700 Yeah, but I was like- 0.99
00:22:56.700 You said a tower game viewer being attacked.
00:22:57.700 And I was like, oh, am I off the show?
00:22:58.700 I'm demoted to viewer now.
00:22:59.700 Dickie, you don't have a single video to play?
00:23:00.700 None?
00:23:01.700 No, we do.
00:23:02.700 We have a bunch.
00:23:03.700 And we haven't done the mailbag yet.
00:23:04.700 I'm telling you.
00:23:05.700 I keep saying, just play a video.
00:23:06.700 Any video.
00:23:07.700 Oh, yeah.
00:23:08.700 Also, there's said in the chat, that was me on plasma.
00:23:10.700 So that was in the midst of plasma in that picture, too.
00:23:13.700 That makes a lot of sense, actually.
00:23:15.700 Yeah.
00:23:16.700 Yeah.
00:23:17.700 Yeah.
00:23:18.700 Yeah.
00:23:19.700 Yeah. 1.00
00:23:20.700 This is fucking quality. 0.99
00:23:21.700 This is really quality. 1.00
00:23:22.700 Yeah, this is insane.
00:23:23.700 Yeah.
00:23:24.700 This is what all cops deserve.
00:23:25.700 This is not the cop one.
00:23:26.700 This is a different one.
00:23:27.700 Oh, the cop one's so much better.
00:23:29.700 We'll play them both.
00:23:30.700 This one-
00:23:31.700 Crazy, the two B stories getting-
00:23:33.700 Oh, Jesus.
00:23:35.700 Yeah, she said-
00:23:36.700 Well, these are so much better.
00:23:38.700 We'll play them both.
00:23:39.700 Crazy, the two B stories getting-
00:23:41.700 Oh, Jesus.
00:23:42.700 Yeah, she said.
00:23:43.700 Well, these are so much better.
00:23:44.700 Yeah, she said.
00:23:45.700 I don't know.
00:23:46.700 I don't know.
00:23:47.700 I don't know.
00:23:48.700 Yeah, she said.
00:23:49.700 Well, these are Africanized Vs, so- 0.99
00:23:52.700 That's very-
00:23:53.700 Yeah, it's very aggressive.
00:23:54.700 They're really fast.
00:23:55.700 I think the New York Post only put this up as a dog whistle.
00:23:59.700 Jesus Christ.
00:24:02.700 All right, yeah.
00:24:03.700 They're really fast.
00:24:04.700 Were they African or were they African?
00:24:05.700 Oh, no, is this this?
00:24:06.700 Yeah, here you go.
00:24:07.700 This is the one.
00:24:08.700 This is funny.
00:24:09.700 Yeah, this is-
00:24:10.700 Yeah, this is more-
00:24:11.700 I don't know.
00:24:12.700 Are these Vs Africanized? 0.97
00:24:13.700 Your average cop right here.
00:24:16.700 I love-
00:24:17.700 I love that he like-
00:24:18.700 He tries to play it kind of cool.
00:24:20.700 He's like-
00:24:21.700 And then wait for it.
00:24:22.700 Wait for it.
00:24:23.700 He's just like, all right, no, this is a problem.
00:24:25.700 And then he knocks- 1.00
00:24:26.700 The motherfucker knocks himself out on the ground. 1.00
00:24:28.700 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:24:29.700 Look at the Vs on the fucking field day. 0.99
00:24:32.700 Well, dude, because those Vs are African and they're- 1.00
00:24:36.700 Just keep learning the play.
00:24:37.700 Is that Los Angeles police?
00:24:38.700 Is that what it says?
00:24:39.700 Probably.
00:24:40.700 Probably.
00:24:41.700 Is this the-
00:24:42.700 The African bees are extremely violent and swarming a cop, so they're BLM. 1.00
00:24:49.700 Oh, my God.
00:24:51.700 Oh, my God.
00:24:53.700 Okay, Perry, again, you don't know the show.
00:24:57.700 He's gonna keep doing this, but we'll laugh a little bit and we'll act like it didn't happen.
00:25:02.700 We'll just keep moving.
00:25:03.700 If it gets like too much for me, I can pretend my internet's not working and say-
00:25:07.700 You gotta back it up a little bit more, because I need to see- 0.61
00:25:11.700 What I want to talk about is the people that get so out of shape that their upper torso is so fucking heavy, 0.93
00:25:18.700 they're just incapable of maintaining their balance. 1.00
00:25:20.700 Look at this motherfucker. 1.00
00:25:21.700 Go ahead, run it. 1.00
00:25:22.700 Yeah, it's just the slightest-
00:25:23.700 I mean-
00:25:25.700 His legs gave up.
00:25:28.700 His legs-
00:25:29.700 Yeah, and then look as he tries to get up.
00:25:31.700 He's just like-
00:25:32.700 He can't even do it.
00:25:33.700 My legs are totally nonfunctioning.
00:25:35.700 Dude, it looks like a baby.
00:25:36.700 It looks like my six-month-old-
00:25:38.700 It's a baby learning to crawl.
00:25:40.700 He does that.
00:25:41.700 He tries to lift up.
00:25:42.700 This dude has the-
00:25:44.700 This is why I tell Toad to work out.
00:25:46.700 It's like a modern version of these Greek and Roman sculptures you see of people in terrible agony, but this guy's like-
00:25:52.700 Oh, he's just talking about this.
00:25:54.700 Well, Clint, I do have a story about this, and I am in better shape than this cop.
00:25:59.700 I am actually-
00:26:00.700 So I'm allergic-
00:26:01.700 You're 20 years his junior.
00:26:02.700 Do not ever brag about this again.
00:26:04.700 That is so sad.
00:26:05.700 I'm allergic to-
00:26:06.700 I'm allergic to bee stings, and the way that I found that out, the first time that I was stung, I was-
00:26:12.700 I was about five years old, and I was at home, and my grandmother was taking care of me.
00:26:17.700 My parents were at work, I believe.
00:26:19.700 I guess my sister must have been home somewhere.
00:26:21.700 It doesn't matter.
00:26:22.700 I was throwing bricks at this metal trough in the front yard for some reason, and there was a huge wasp's nest in it that I didn't realize was there.
00:26:32.700 I angered them, and they swarmed me, and it was kind of like the-
00:26:35.700 Tote, Tote, Tote, Tote, Tote, do we really have to do this?
00:26:40.700 You know the scene from-
00:26:42.700 Why couldn't the wasps have ended you?
00:26:44.700 Why did they have to stop?
00:26:45.700 Oh, it almost happened.
00:26:46.700 You know the scene from My Girl where-
00:26:48.700 Yeah.
00:26:49.700 Yeah, Macaulay Culkin-
00:26:50.700 Where the girl dies.
00:26:51.700 Sorry, yeah, sorry, yeah, spoiler.
00:26:52.700 Macaulay Culkin, yeah, he gets swarmed by all the bees, and, you know, stop it, you know, you're hurting me, whatever, and he dies.
00:26:58.700 He dies.
00:26:59.700 Right. 1.00
00:27:00.700 Yeah, that shit, yeah. 1.00
00:27:01.700 Wait, I've never seen the movie. 1.00
00:27:02.700 Yeah, yeah.
00:27:03.700 Oh, yeah.
00:27:04.700 He dies, yeah, sorry.
00:27:05.700 Actually, a fun fact. 0.97
00:27:07.700 Underwear was invented as a last line of defense from bee sting near balls. 0.84
00:27:11.700 Is that actually true?
00:27:14.700 So Clint is actually badass for going to Mando.
00:27:18.700 Are you true?
00:27:19.700 We don't know.
00:27:20.700 I'm incredibly gullible, by the way.
00:27:22.700 Right.
00:27:23.700 So I got stung in the face, and I actually have a scar on my nose from this, and I broke out
00:27:28.700 in hives.
00:27:29.700 The swelling still hasn't gone down.
00:27:30.700 That's tragic.
00:27:31.700 Yeah, I couldn't breathe, and I wound up having to go to the ER and getting an epinephrine
00:27:36.700 shot.
00:27:37.700 All right.
00:27:38.700 Enough.
00:27:39.700 No, don't you dare.
00:27:40.700 Well, that's the cop.
00:27:41.700 He isn't actually fat.
00:27:42.700 He just keeps getting stung by bees, and he's just permanently swollen.
00:27:45.700 Yeah, he's just permanently getting bigger.
00:27:46.700 No, it's true.
00:27:47.700 If you see his body, he's not that fat.
00:27:48.700 It's just his face.
00:27:49.700 It's incredible.
00:27:50.700 His body's pretty fat.
00:27:51.700 I don't know.
00:27:52.700 His body is fat.
00:27:53.700 Bees just love him. 0.74
00:27:54.700 He's got some genetic defect that makes bees just...
00:27:59.700 It's because I'm so sweet like honey, man.
00:28:02.700 Okay, guys.
00:28:03.700 That's a good...
00:28:04.700 Okay.
00:28:05.700 We're playing the game.
00:28:06.700 All right.
00:28:07.700 As you see the graphic right there, we...
00:28:09.700 Yeah.
00:28:10.700 That story...
00:28:11.700 I mean, seriously, Toad, why tell that story?
00:28:13.700 What was funny about it?
00:28:14.700 Where were you going with it?
00:28:15.700 I want to know.
00:28:16.700 The funniest part was that he was...
00:28:18.700 I'm letting you guys live.
00:28:19.700 It was like just a regular story about anyone that has allergies getting an allergic reaction.
00:28:24.700 Is that the whole story?
00:28:25.700 It was like...
00:28:26.700 No, I mean, I almost died, and then my parents...
00:28:29.700 We're playing Kill Toad, all right, Perry?
00:28:32.700 Here's the rules to Kill Toad.
00:28:33.700 We already played, so we don't have to play rule number one.
00:28:35.700 Rule number two, now that you've known Toad for more than five minutes...
00:28:38.700 Thank you, Kill Toad.
00:28:39.700 Let's take that back down.
00:28:40.700 You've known him for 28 minutes.
00:28:43.700 How would you kill him, theoretically?
00:28:47.700 Well, I mean, he kind of served it up on a tea. 0.99
00:28:51.700 We'll just swarm him with bees, but...
00:28:53.700 Well, we discussed two ways.
00:28:54.700 One, with bees.
00:28:55.700 Two, grinder hookup, gone violent. 0.92
00:28:58.700 If I could somehow integrate the two into... 1.00
00:29:01.700 I'll, like, have a bee in my foreskin so that when he tries to suck me... 1.00
00:29:05.700 Oh my God, that's dark. 1.00
00:29:06.700 The bee will, like, go down his throat and, like, kill him from the inside. 1.00
00:29:09.700 Wow. 1.00
00:29:10.700 Wow. 1.00
00:29:11.700 Imagine, what if you had bees in your balls, and when you came, you just, like... 0.99
00:29:15.700 Yeah, you cung a bunch of bees. 1.00
00:29:17.700 Or when you piss, either, too. 0.86
00:29:19.700 It sounds like a Marvel hero, or...
00:29:21.700 Like, well, you know, Elon said that... 0.97
00:29:24.700 Bee balls. 1.00
00:29:25.700 Like, Magneto.
00:29:26.700 Bee balls. 1.00
00:29:27.700 So, maybe that's...
00:29:28.700 Maybe it's not like Magneto.
00:29:30.700 Maybe he's like...
00:29:31.700 Well, I guess he doesn't have foreskin, but... 0.88
00:29:33.700 Sorry. 0.81
00:29:34.700 What?
00:29:35.700 What?
00:29:36.700 What?
00:29:37.700 What?
00:29:38.700 That's such a great joke.
00:29:43.700 That's what makes a good joke, and that's why I like your Twitter, because, like, you're 0.98
00:29:46.700 going one way, and then you just, like, fucking sidetrack with something. 0.95
00:29:49.700 It was beautiful. 0.98
00:29:50.700 Well done.
00:29:51.700 Well done.
00:29:52.700 Bee...
00:29:53.700 Bee balls. 1.00
00:29:54.700 Bee balls. 1.00
00:29:55.700 Bravo, bravo. 0.78
00:29:56.700 Bravo, Jethro.
00:29:57.700 Is there, like, a comment of the night award that that guy can win?
00:30:01.700 We ought to... 0.97
00:30:02.700 Bee balls. 1.00
00:30:03.700 Bee balls. 1.00
00:30:04.700 Bee balls. 1.00
00:30:05.700 Bee balls. 1.00
00:30:06.700 There's been a couple good that we've missed.
00:30:08.700 I know that...
00:30:10.700 We was stangs.
00:30:12.700 We was stangs!
00:30:14.700 We was stangs!
00:30:15.700 We was stangs.
00:30:16.700 Yeah.
00:30:17.700 People have been asking if African-eyed bees wash their honey.
00:30:20.700 There's been some great stuff in the comments so far.
00:30:24.700 I really try not to, like, laugh too much at them, because I really want to keep them
00:30:31.700 below me.
00:30:32.700 You know, as much as...
00:30:33.700 Right.
00:30:34.700 Oh, no, no.
00:30:35.700 They'll never be on our level.
00:30:36.700 You don't even have to worry about that.
00:30:37.700 Okay, yeah, no, perfect.
00:30:39.700 I just...
00:30:40.700 I read the comments and I'm like...
00:30:42.700 Don't say anything.
00:30:43.700 I'm like, that was pretty good! 1.00
00:30:46.700 They make their own podcast, they're not listening to my shit anymore, and then fucking 1.00
00:30:50.700 there you go. 1.00
00:30:51.700 No, no, no, no, no.
00:30:52.700 They don't...
00:30:54.700 They're comedic writers.
00:30:55.700 They're not performers.
00:30:57.700 That's the difference.
00:30:58.700 See, when we read their comments, that makes it funny.
00:31:00.700 It wouldn't have been funny otherwise.
00:31:02.700 Heard and not seen.
00:31:04.700 Yeah.
00:31:05.700 We riff on their comments and make it funny. 1.00
00:31:07.700 I want to say, fuck you to all these commenters for being stabbed when the writers are striking. 1.00
00:31:12.700 Exactly. 1.00
00:31:13.700 Yeah, exactly.
00:31:14.700 What are you guys doing? 1.00
00:31:15.700 Crossing the fucking picket line? 1.00
00:31:17.700 Huh? 1.00
00:31:18.700 Have we touched on that at all, about that writer strike?
00:31:21.700 Because it is so funny to me that they're literally like...
00:31:23.700 Wow. 1.00
00:31:24.700 Hey, AI is about to take your fucking jobs. 1.00
00:31:26.700 And they're just like... 1.00
00:31:27.700 We got comments right here.
00:31:28.700 It just won't work anyway. 0.95
00:31:29.700 The biggest thing I like about it is that no one gives a fuck about these TVs. 0.98
00:31:34.700 Have you interacted with a single person in your life that's like, man, I really miss the West Wing or whatever the fuck people watch on my radio? 0.99
00:31:43.700 The West Wing is a total prop game. 0.74
00:31:45.700 Well, there was a lot...
00:31:46.700 That's not the point.
00:31:47.700 I mean, there was a lot of shows back in the day that did...
00:31:49.700 He's an autist. 0.96
00:31:50.700 I think it was like in 2008 or 2009 when they did strike the last strike they had.
00:31:54.700 Yeah, there was like a lot of shows that people did like.
00:31:56.700 Yeah, it got like absolutely wrecked because of the writer's strike.
00:31:59.700 But at the same time, I just...
00:32:01.700 And they went all in on like reality shows.
00:32:03.700 I don't know.
00:32:04.700 Did the Kardashians start up around then too?
00:32:06.700 No, you're right.
00:32:07.700 All the reality shows things was because they were like, well, we can't write shows anymore now.
00:32:12.700 Those are written too, though.
00:32:13.700 That's the crazy thing.
00:32:14.700 But yeah, it's actually a side effect of adrenochrome that you can't...
00:32:18.700 You just can't like become creative.
00:32:20.700 Like you live forever, but like you can't make anything new.
00:32:23.700 Yeah, it's crazy.
00:32:24.700 Well, it's because you're dead, but your body stays alive.
00:32:27.700 That's really what happens.
00:32:29.700 Like on Twitter, it's like the funny thing is that like communists and socialists are trying to make this like the labor struggle.
00:32:36.700 And it's like, I mean, if that's what your labor movement is, if it's no longer like Teamsters and like real people working, then it's not that the writers are working, but like...
00:32:47.700 But the writers are working now.
00:32:49.700 Like this is why union memberships like at all time lows, because I mean, if this is all you're offering is, you know, the people who write, you know, jokes for Jimmy Fallon and like, you know...
00:33:02.700 It is really funny to see that all the late night shows got like, be like, well, we have to go on hold now because all of our writers, like all the people that are actually...
00:33:10.700 The world is such a better place without these shows on TV.
00:33:13.700 I really...
00:33:14.700 And I also mean this when I say it. 1.00
00:33:16.700 Without these goddamn Jews. 1.00
00:33:17.700 I mean, writers. 1.00
00:33:19.700 But wait a minute.
00:33:20.700 I think that the writers are doing us a service.
00:33:23.700 And in my personal opinion, I would like to see them in unemployed for the rest of their days.
00:33:28.700 Like, I think that that is a better future for America.
00:33:31.700 I agree.
00:33:32.700 Clay, do you not watch any TV shows at all?
00:33:34.700 No, I don't think so.
00:33:37.700 Or movies?
00:33:38.700 Oh, I watch movies.
00:33:39.700 Sure.
00:33:40.700 Okay, but I guess the shows are...
00:33:41.700 Oh, I take it back.
00:33:42.700 I do watch some TV shows on streaming platforms.
00:33:45.700 Well, that's the ones that they're...
00:33:47.700 Another one that's the problem.
00:33:48.700 That's actually what they're really upset about is because like...
00:33:51.700 I'm not really upset though.
00:33:53.700 Well, I'll say the writers themselves are...
00:33:55.700 Oh, okay.
00:33:56.700 The problem with the streaming platforms is the way they do it is they do it like on
00:34:01.700 like a contract by like monthly basis or like they'll get like a three month contract to
00:34:06.700 do right for a show.
00:34:07.700 And then they're like out.
00:34:08.700 Like they're gone.
00:34:09.700 And so they...
00:34:10.700 Once they get finished writing, they no longer have anything to do with the show. 0.95
00:34:13.700 And so if anything happens, like usually they have writers on set or whatever to fucking, 0.97
00:34:19.700 I guess... 1.00
00:34:20.700 No, all this shit is going to be replaced by AI. 0.99
00:34:23.700 Like I remember even like maybe a year ago, Marvel was having an issue with their graphic, 1.00
00:34:28.700 the people who did all their graphics, all that shit. 0.76
00:34:30.700 And it would just be real sloppy at some points because like they weren't even paying 0.98
00:34:33.700 them.
00:34:34.700 But like we're getting to a point where it's just going to be AI.
00:34:36.700 It doesn't matter.
00:34:37.700 Everyone's going to have six fingers.
00:34:38.700 They removed...
00:34:39.700 Some of these shows have like insane budget.
00:34:42.700 Like I don't understand Netflix economics where they're spending like $300 million to
00:34:46.700 produce an eight episode series.
00:34:48.700 It's all on actors fee.
00:34:50.700 It's all like on actors fees because they pay these actors like insane amounts of the directors
00:34:55.700 and stuff.
00:34:56.700 And then like another problem is that they also have like is Big Wolf is they reshoot all 0.98
00:35:01.700 the fucking time. 0.97
00:35:02.700 And like every day a reshoot is like 500 grand or some shit like that because they get 0.99
00:35:07.700 everybody back in.
00:35:08.700 If it's a big time movie.
00:35:09.700 Yeah.
00:35:10.700 But look, none of this lands with me.
00:35:13.700 I don't care.
00:35:14.700 Like, why are we...
00:35:16.700 We should be thrilled that they're just hemorrhaging money and producing...
00:35:20.700 Oh, it's hilarious to me.
00:35:22.700 Like, yeah.
00:35:23.700 And to some extent too, there's like enough TV shows have been made since like the 40s
00:35:29.700 till 22.
00:35:30.700 Oh, yeah.
00:35:31.700 Like you're not gonna be able to watch them all and like...
00:35:34.700 Well, no, no.
00:35:35.700 During 2020, I watched everything ever made.
00:35:37.700 So... 1.00
00:35:38.700 I need some new shit, Perry. 1.00
00:35:41.700 It really is crazy. 0.99
00:35:42.700 Like how many more times can they make another like, I guess, like another community story
00:35:49.700 about three or four friends or how many times like...
00:35:52.700 No, actually, I was...
00:35:54.700 You know, you know what's...
00:35:55.700 You know what's...
00:35:56.700 Yeah, that's true.
00:35:57.700 That's probably...
00:35:58.700 Wow.
00:35:59.700 It was a different YouTube video.
00:36:00.700 Right.
00:36:01.700 But it wasn't winning.
00:36:02.700 It was a different YouTuber.
00:36:03.700 I think it was...
00:36:04.700 We just caught him in 4K.
00:36:06.700 Lion.
00:36:07.700 Man.
00:36:08.700 I think it was Top that said in the GC this week, but maybe it was someone else.
00:36:11.700 Regardless, I think we should be... 0.98
00:36:13.700 I think we should be a writing team producing a comedy show, movie, whatever the fuck. 0.91
00:36:19.700 It would be incredible. 0.87
00:36:20.700 We could use the commenters and give them no credit and no pay whatsoever.
00:36:24.700 Yeah.
00:36:25.700 That's right. 0.98
00:36:26.700 I think it's a fucking brilliant idea. 0.98
00:36:27.700 Well, I think the thing was is that... 0.95
00:36:28.700 People are just like watching like TikTok now anyway.
00:36:30.700 They're not like watching TV because they're watching TikTok on their phone.
00:36:34.700 That's true.
00:36:35.700 All right.
00:36:36.700 We'll just make TikToks.
00:36:37.700 That's true.
00:36:38.700 People don't have attention, man.
00:36:39.700 Well, Jose did... 1.00
00:36:40.700 Perry, stop shitting on our dreams. 0.98
00:36:43.700 Well, Jose did was the one that brought up work for class. 1.00
00:36:47.700 Oh, the bitch we want to do about you. 1.00
00:36:50.700 Do you want to really bring that up? 1.00
00:36:51.700 Oh, no.
00:36:52.700 We can.
00:36:53.700 That's up to you if you want to bring that one up.
00:36:56.700 Bring it up.
00:36:57.700 Bring it up.
00:36:58.700 Bring it up.
00:36:59.700 Go.
00:37:00.700 That's what he was like.
00:37:01.700 Okay.
00:37:02.700 So I mentioned that.
00:37:03.700 Oh, my God.
00:37:05.700 We're going to lose coal for the rest of the show again.
00:37:08.700 All right.
00:37:09.700 Never mind.
00:37:10.700 Never mind.
00:37:11.700 Actually, no.
00:37:12.700 Wait.
00:37:13.700 So during that conversation, I actually just took a screenshot, sent it to my wife, and she
00:37:15.700 said, she did the same thing as your wife, but she didn't, you know, not all the way,
00:37:19.700 but she felt horrible.
00:37:20.700 And I was like, that's weird.
00:37:21.700 See?
00:37:22.700 Yeah.
00:37:23.700 I don't think it's as weird. 0.98
00:37:24.700 Are we talking about anal again or what? 0.98
00:37:26.700 No. 0.99
00:37:27.700 Yes.
00:37:28.700 For sure.
00:37:29.700 I feel like we have to bring it up now.
00:37:30.700 I mean...
00:37:31.700 I mean, I guess... 0.64
00:37:32.700 Well, here's the thing is I always heard it was always the men that cry after sex.
00:37:36.700 Isn't that like... 0.95
00:37:37.700 Wasn't that like kind of like a trope of like weak men?
00:37:39.700 Who's told you that?
00:37:41.700 I've never cried after sex.
00:37:43.700 That is always...
00:37:44.700 You will, though.
00:37:46.700 If you ever have it, you're going to sob, dude.
00:37:48.700 No.
00:37:49.700 That's always like a trope on like TV shows and stuff.
00:37:53.700 They'll be like...
00:37:54.700 Yeah.
00:37:55.700 I can tell the virgin.
00:37:57.700 Yeah.
00:37:58.700 But...
00:38:00.700 And what I said was that before we were married, any time that me and Elizabeth had sex,
00:38:05.700 not almost...
00:38:06.700 It wasn't every time, but like a lot of times she would cry afterwards.
00:38:09.700 And like...
00:38:10.700 And I was...
00:38:11.700 It was just because...
00:38:12.700 Because that makes a lot more sense.
00:38:13.700 Yeah.
00:38:14.700 I was... 0.60
00:38:15.700 I ripped her in half. 0.67
00:38:16.700 Hold on a second. 0.56
00:38:17.700 Tyler.
00:38:18.700 Hey, hey, hey. 1.00
00:38:19.700 Motherfucker. 1.00
00:38:20.700 Motherfucker. 1.00
00:38:21.700 This is all the time. 1.00
00:38:22.700 Kick him from the chat.
00:38:23.700 He's mad because we poached his guest.
00:38:25.700 Little Dicky.
00:38:26.700 Doc's his home address right now.
00:38:30.700 He's an attorney in Los Angeles.
00:38:32.700 Just bar him.
00:38:33.700 I had...
00:38:34.700 I had a phone with Tyler.
00:38:36.700 They had like...
00:38:37.700 Probably when I was molested.
00:38:39.700 Oh, nice.
00:38:40.700 I asked him like...
00:38:42.700 Because there were like two women who joined the stream and I asked like,
00:38:45.700 is this the first time a woman's come on your show? 1.00
00:38:47.700 And they said no.
00:38:48.700 I guess...
00:38:49.700 He's like, that's the first time a woman's come at all. 1.00
00:38:51.700 I mean, I just assumed it was my alpha male masculinity that brought the ladies to watch that. 0.99
00:38:57.700 Harry, I'm glad you're on.
00:38:58.700 I'm glad you're on.
00:38:59.700 I'm glad you're on.
00:39:00.700 The reason we were thinking about just ditching you completely was because we watched that
00:39:03.700 episode with them and we were like, this was boring. 0.98
00:39:05.700 But now I'm realizing it's just dumb. 0.96
00:39:08.700 I told you it was them. 0.97
00:39:10.700 I said, we're better than they are.
00:39:11.700 Like, you know, we make our guests...
00:39:13.700 We elevate our guests, so...
00:39:15.700 Yeah, we have a lot of...
00:39:16.700 We allow our guests to elevate themselves.
00:39:18.700 Yes.
00:39:19.700 That's what I mean.
00:39:20.700 We talked about like strange laws or something.
00:39:21.700 It was like...
00:39:22.700 We're letting you shine, baby boy.
00:39:23.700 Go ahead, shine.
00:39:24.700 Come on.
00:39:25.700 Go ahead, shine.
00:39:26.700 The one thing I remember is, I don't know what we were talking about, but I did bring
00:39:31.700 up that Illinois was the first state to legalize sodomy.
00:39:35.700 Like, I don't know why we were talking about sodomy, but like in 1960. 0.94
00:39:39.700 What I want to ask you is, have you ever had a child cry after you had sex with them? 0.99
00:39:45.700 Oh, my God. 0.99
00:39:47.700 Better question.
00:39:48.700 Have they ever not cried?
00:39:50.700 Well, they were...
00:39:51.700 Like, they're always...
00:39:52.700 They were like crying before, so it's not like...
00:39:54.700 It is not before and after.
00:39:56.700 It's like, yeah.
00:39:57.700 Can you really delineate the pre and post crying?
00:40:00.700 I mean, that's... 0.99
00:40:01.700 This is when they stop crying after he fucks them. 1.00
00:40:03.700 That's when he brings them out to the back and kills them. 1.00
00:40:05.700 I was going to say, that's when they're already dead. 0.97
00:40:09.700 I don't know. 1.00
00:40:10.700 They only don't cry when my dick is in their eyes. 1.00
00:40:13.700 Well, that's... 1.00
00:40:14.700 I mean, this whole, like, Biden opening the border, that's great for pedophiles.
00:40:18.700 I mean, it's like a fresh stream come again.
00:40:20.700 Yeah.
00:40:21.700 You're moving to Texas.
00:40:23.700 That's the open border libertarians.
00:40:25.700 A whole new meaning to anchor babies.
00:40:28.700 Like, Jesus.
00:40:29.700 Do you remember that old joke?
00:40:31.700 Like, how do you make a little girl cry twice? 1.00
00:40:34.700 Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. 1.00
00:40:36.700 Oh. 1.00
00:40:37.700 Oh, man.
00:40:38.700 Oh, God. 1.00
00:40:39.700 Goddamn. 0.99
00:40:40.700 I like that one. 1.00
00:40:41.700 Goddamn. 1.00
00:40:42.700 Okay. 0.99
00:40:43.700 Not my joke!
00:40:45.700 Toad with the darkest of bangs.
00:40:47.700 Oh, he has a second one! 1.00
00:40:51.700 That piece of shit. 1.00
00:40:54.700 Yo, Elizabeth's making cookies right now and I can smell them in here. 1.00
00:40:57.700 It smells so good.
00:40:58.700 You should go in there and make her cry. 0.72
00:41:00.700 All right, go ahead and run the next one, Dickie.
00:41:05.700 Or if we have mailbag.
00:41:06.700 I don't think we had mailbag.
00:41:07.700 Oh, no, wait.
00:41:08.700 Play that video.
00:41:09.700 Play the video, but play it with sound.
00:41:10.700 All right.
00:41:11.700 We do have mailbag as well, but yeah.
00:41:15.700 We did get kicked from Patreon, so I didn't know.
00:41:17.700 Yeah, yeah. 0.97
00:41:18.700 All right, this is no bullshit. 0.99
00:41:20.700 This is a Tower Gang fan driving through the hood. 1.00
00:41:23.700 Oh! 0.60
00:41:24.700 Whoa! 0.99
00:41:25.700 No fucks at all. 0.98
00:41:28.700 Wait. 0.99
00:41:29.700 You don't lock your door? 1.00
00:41:30.700 You lock your goddamn door. 1.00
00:41:31.700 Holy shit. 1.00
00:41:32.700 Yeah, huge mistake. 1.00
00:41:33.700 Rookie move.
00:41:34.700 Yeah, rookie move.
00:41:35.700 Wait, do we know which fan this is?
00:41:37.700 And is he armed?
00:41:39.700 They can't knock the person at all.
00:41:41.700 They twerk anywhere they are.
00:41:43.700 The way he drove in and just started fighting, it's like the WWE Royal Rumble.
00:41:49.700 We're like, okay, another guy's coming in the ring.
00:41:51.700 They have bats.
00:41:53.700 You hear the glass breaking and you're like, oh, no, that's Steve Austin.
00:41:57.700 Is this Jamaica?
00:41:59.700 Wait, look at this person just completely dead.
00:42:02.700 Hilarious.
00:42:03.700 What is even happening?
00:42:06.700 Jeez.
00:42:07.700 Wait, so did the same...
00:42:09.700 Was it the same driver who was driving off at the end or did someone else take over?
00:42:12.700 No, that's the carjacking.
00:42:14.700 Somebody stole it.
00:42:15.700 Oh, they actually stole it, too.
00:42:16.700 That's a mid-riot carjacking.
00:42:18.700 That's classic.
00:42:19.700 Don't lie.
00:42:20.700 They all look the same.
00:42:21.700 You know we...
00:42:22.700 I have no idea.
00:42:23.700 The guy who was our listener in that scenario wound up dying.
00:42:28.700 So, RIP. 1.00
00:42:29.700 Fuck, dude. 1.00
00:42:30.700 Our only black listener? 1.00
00:42:31.700 That sucks. 1.00
00:42:32.700 Yeah. 0.99
00:42:33.700 They killed that dude?
00:42:34.700 I don't know.
00:42:35.700 Maybe.
00:42:36.700 I was like, oh, wow.
00:42:37.700 They actually beat him to death?
00:42:38.700 I mean...
00:42:39.700 Go ahead with the mailbag when you get a chance.
00:42:42.700 Yeah.
00:42:43.700 The mailbag was on Twitter again until we up our locals.
00:42:46.700 People gotta sign up for the locals now.
00:42:48.700 We have one subscriber, which is pretty poor.
00:42:50.700 JC.
00:42:51.700 I think we have two now, I think.
00:42:53.700 JC is one of them and I don't know who the other is. 1.00
00:42:55.700 Fuck the other person. 1.00
00:42:56.700 JC. 1.00
00:42:57.700 Love you, man. 0.99
00:42:58.700 It's probably Tyler, that fucking funny attorney from Los Angeles that should be disbarred. 0.99
00:43:02.700 I don't fucking watch the money. 1.00
00:43:03.700 It's crazy that they wash their chicken, but they don't wash their cars. 0.99
00:43:06.700 They run out of soap.
00:43:11.700 They use it all on their chicken. 1.00
00:43:13.700 What the fuck is up with black people washing their chicken, though? 1.00
00:43:16.700 Like, has anybody... 1.00
00:43:17.700 Like, I continue to think about it periodically.
00:43:19.700 It'll just pop into my head every two or three days.
00:43:21.700 I think it's something about...
00:43:26.700 I wonder if it's like some weird thing about like Tuskegee Institute or something.
00:43:30.700 Like the...
00:43:31.700 What's the...
00:43:32.700 Experiment?
00:43:33.700 The Tuskegee experiment.
00:43:34.700 The Tuskegee experiment.
00:43:35.700 Institute is where you went to college.
00:43:37.700 The Tuskegee Airmen is what you're thinking of.
00:43:39.700 No, no.
00:43:40.700 I'm thinking of the experiments.
00:43:41.700 I think they were just like...
00:43:43.700 What the whole other direction is like, everything is out to get us for some reason.
00:43:47.700 And we're just gonna like...
00:43:48.700 They're poisoning our food.
00:43:49.700 And so we have to wash it.
00:43:51.700 We have to like...
00:43:52.700 Because they're legitimate.
00:43:53.700 Anytime you ask them, their legitimate answer is, there is bacteria on the chicken.
00:43:58.700 We have to get it off.
00:44:00.700 That's legitimately what they say.
00:44:02.700 And they don't...
00:44:03.700 We're sure they're not just like all playing a collective prank on us with this whole...
00:44:07.700 Oh, that'd be great.
00:44:08.700 We theorized that originally, but there's too much content for that to be the case.
00:44:12.700 Sometimes I think their entire culture is a collective prank.
00:44:15.700 I don't know. 0.99
00:44:17.700 The Jews got together and they got the blacks to do a prank on us. 1.00
00:44:21.700 All those shootings from the kids in Chicago, they are really committed to the prank. 0.99
00:44:26.700 The bit, man.
00:44:28.700 Imagine it was a bit after like...
00:44:29.700 But then after like a couple of years, like people just forgot.
00:44:31.700 And they just started like...
00:44:33.700 Oh, yeah.
00:44:34.700 A whole bunch of 10 year olds that start unburying themselves and going...
00:44:36.700 No, just kidding.
00:44:37.700 It's the Proud Boys.
00:44:38.700 So they have to keep asking.
00:44:39.700 No, it's the Proud Boys.
00:44:40.700 The same thing was the Proud Boys.
00:44:41.700 The whole thing about Proud Boys is a bit about like... 0.97
00:44:43.700 Was it about like not jerking off or something? 0.95
00:44:45.700 It was like being... 0.98
00:44:46.700 Yeah.
00:44:47.700 Yeah.
00:44:48.700 Yeah.
00:44:49.700 But then it became...
00:44:50.700 They just like forgot about that.
00:44:51.700 And then they were just like...
00:44:52.700 A terrorist organization.
00:44:53.700 Yeah.
00:44:54.700 So it's like...
00:44:55.700 They just decided they stormed the Capitol.
00:44:57.700 Literally...
00:44:58.700 They just all joined the FBI somehow. 1.00
00:45:00.700 Black culture just started as we're not going to rape the white women. 1.00
00:45:03.700 And then it just became we're just going to kill each other and we're just going to 1.00
00:45:08.700 wash our chicken and all that shit. 1.00
00:45:09.700 So same thing with the Proud Boys. 1.00
00:45:11.700 I mean with the Proud Boys...
00:45:12.700 It started with something good and then just...
00:45:13.700 Their downfall was letting in Hispanics. 1.00
00:45:15.700 Because they had that Terrio guy who's like straight up FBI.
00:45:18.700 Big mistake.
00:45:19.700 You can't ever let...
00:45:20.700 I mean this is probably the downfall of Tower Gang too.
00:45:22.700 It's like...
00:45:23.700 I mean that...
00:45:24.700 Well that's what...
00:45:25.700 Like Elon had an interview yesterday and he said...
00:45:27.700 Like basically about this...
00:45:28.700 That Texas shooter that...
00:45:30.700 Right.
00:45:31.700 Like you're...
00:45:32.700 Like what are you talking about? 0.85
00:45:33.700 He's a Hispanic white supremacist and you found...
00:45:36.700 Like Bellingcat found this Russian website with no followers.
00:45:40.700 And supposedly he wrote these white pride manifestos.
00:45:44.700 And he said it's all a psyop.
00:45:46.700 That all sounds unbelievable until you meet Top Lobster.
00:45:49.700 And then you're like...
00:45:50.700 I'm just...
00:45:51.700 I'm kind of upset.
00:45:52.700 It's not unheard of.
00:45:53.700 Elon was talking last night about that and not about my suspension.
00:45:57.700 Incredible. 1.00
00:45:58.700 No, that's a bastard. 1.00
00:45:59.700 It is crazy how much you've tried to get him to say something about it. 1.00
00:46:02.700 And he'll say something about like the stupidest shit. 1.00
00:46:05.700 But he will not comment on Top Lobster. 1.00
00:46:08.700 So what...
00:46:09.700 What was supposedly the tweet you got suspended for?
00:46:11.700 It wasn't for the...
00:46:12.700 It was...
00:46:13.700 It was...
00:46:14.700 Completely benign.
00:46:15.700 Completely benign.
00:46:16.700 I was like...
00:46:17.700 At Linda Yaccarino. 1.00
00:46:18.700 Me and my friend are coming to your house right now to rape you. 1.00
00:46:21.700 And they're like... 0.99
00:46:22.700 Why did they choose that picture by the way? 1.00
00:46:25.700 With you with the fucking... 1.00
00:46:26.700 I don't know. 1.00
00:46:27.700 He's...
00:46:28.700 He's drilling it.
00:46:29.700 He's drilling Twitter.
00:46:30.700 I like it.
00:46:31.700 Yeah.
00:46:32.700 Drilling it.
00:46:33.700 Yeah.
00:46:34.700 I said...
00:46:35.700 We should launch her into space. 1.00
00:46:37.700 Because he was talking about having a spaces with her.
00:46:39.700 So I was like...
00:46:40.700 That's kind of funny, right?
00:46:41.700 And then you got suspended for the screenshot of it.
00:46:43.700 So how could that not be what you were nuked for?
00:46:45.700 See, that's the crazy part.
00:46:47.700 Then they said...
00:46:48.700 Oh, no, no, no.
00:46:49.700 We had to suspend you for something you said two months ago.
00:46:51.700 Where I said we should bring black... 1.00
00:46:52.700 Bring back public stoning. 0.99
00:46:53.700 Which I still believe... 0.99
00:46:54.700 You should bring black stoning. 1.00
00:46:56.700 That's Freudian stone.
00:46:57.700 That's Freudian stone.
00:46:58.700 Black rock? 0.75
00:47:00.700 Stone black rock, yeah.
00:47:01.700 Yeah, so that's what happened.
00:47:03.700 And then...
00:47:04.700 Then they brought me back.
00:47:05.700 And then I posted, like, a picture of that.
00:47:07.700 And I was asking questions. 0.99
00:47:09.700 And then they, like, locked my shit again. 0.99
00:47:11.700 So basically, yeah. 0.99
00:47:12.700 They don't want me saying that we should launch her to the moon.
00:47:15.700 Is this more of a possibility than I thought before?
00:47:18.700 Like, what's going on?
00:47:19.700 I think that's actually his plan.
00:47:20.700 And he's just like, you can't have people...
00:47:22.700 Isn't that, like...
00:47:23.700 Yeah.
00:47:24.700 Isn't that, like, Elon, what he wants to do?
00:47:26.700 Launch people to the moon?
00:47:27.700 Yeah.
00:47:28.700 Yeah.
00:47:29.700 But that's the two conspiracies.
00:47:30.700 Number one would be that they're aiming for me.
00:47:33.700 They're coming for me.
00:47:34.700 Somehow, Top Lops is on their radar.
00:47:36.700 Not likely.
00:47:37.700 Number two would be, they're like, we have the technology to start launching people to
00:47:41.700 the moon.
00:47:42.700 We just haven't revealed it yet. 0.99
00:47:44.700 And this fucking guy is out here, like, giving away the plot. 0.99
00:47:48.700 That's the thing I'd go with. 1.00
00:47:49.700 Yeah.
00:47:50.700 It's that you expose that the moon landing was fake.
00:47:52.700 Yeah.
00:47:53.700 You've literally...
00:47:54.700 We can, like, with SpaceX rockets, we can actually bring back exiling people, like, 1.00
00:48:00.700 back in the day, or, like, sending prisoners to Australia.
00:48:03.700 We can just, like...
00:48:04.700 Dude, let's create an Australia on the moon.
00:48:06.700 Yeah.
00:48:07.700 Send them to Mars.
00:48:09.700 Don't send them to Mars. 1.00
00:48:10.700 Australia was, like, rapists and prostitutes they sent there. 1.00
00:48:13.700 Right. 0.99
00:48:14.700 Fast forward a couple hundred years, and they're, like, locked down because they won't get
00:48:17.700 seen. 1.00
00:48:18.700 Fucking crazy. 1.00
00:48:19.700 Do you think making another Australia... 1.00
00:48:20.700 Because Australia is probably by far the worst.
00:48:22.700 But if we made it, like, the moon Australia, would that make Australia better?
00:48:26.700 Or would it just...
00:48:27.700 Would the moon just be shitter?
00:48:28.700 We'll just send Australia to the moon. 0.97
00:48:30.700 Dude, if you make...
00:48:32.700 The entire continent just...
00:48:33.700 Right up there.
00:48:34.700 I mean, just... 1.00
00:48:35.700 Dude, if you make a moon colony that's all rapists and prostitutes, I'm going to the 1.00
00:48:39.700 moon, man. 1.00
00:48:40.700 Call me a moon, man.
00:48:41.700 I don't...
00:48:42.700 Okay, moon man.
00:48:43.700 I don't like it when people refer to Australia as a continent, because to me, it's just an
00:48:48.700 oversized island.
00:48:49.700 Am I wrong?
00:48:50.700 Well, the... 0.98
00:48:51.700 I think the continent that it's on includes, like, New Zealand and some other shit. 0.83
00:48:54.700 You know all continents are technically oversized islands. 0.91
00:48:57.700 Nope.
00:48:58.700 Nope.
00:48:59.700 There's a...
00:49:00.700 There's a specific parameter by which I go, okay, yes, continent.
00:49:03.700 Australia doesn't meet that threshold.
00:49:05.700 It's arbitrary.
00:49:06.700 It's arbitrary.
00:49:07.700 If you think about it, there's really just two continents.
00:49:10.700 There's, like, North and South America, or even though, like, the Panama Canal or whatever.
00:49:13.700 Yeah.
00:49:14.700 No, that's all one.
00:49:15.700 Yep.
00:49:16.700 Like, Europe, Asia, Africa are all connected.
00:49:17.700 So there's really, like, two continents.
00:49:19.700 Africa also.
00:49:20.700 And then there's the biggest island, Australia.
00:49:22.700 I noticed you're, like, going, like, east and west describing these things, but you're
00:49:26.700 wrong, because if you've ever looked at, like, the flat earth map, which is really
00:49:29.700 what we're on right now, everything is laid out way different.
00:49:32.700 So you're telling me...
00:49:33.700 It's beyond the ice ring.
00:49:35.700 Yeah, it's just beyond that.
00:49:36.700 But you're telling me you're a little blooper right now.
00:49:37.700 I'm getting concerned.
00:49:38.700 That's fine, though.
00:49:39.700 We can keep...
00:49:40.700 We can move on.
00:49:41.700 All right.
00:49:42.700 Read the mailbag, bro.
00:49:43.700 I'm a quadruple vexed and a...
00:49:46.700 So that's why your hair looks like that.
00:49:49.700 Hollow earth supremacy, actually.
00:49:50.700 Hollow earth supremacy, actually.
00:49:51.700 That's how you lost all the weight. 1.00
00:49:52.700 And you have AIDS. 0.72
00:49:53.700 Yeah, exactly. 1.00
00:49:54.700 Sticky.
00:49:55.700 We ready.
00:49:56.700 We ready.
00:49:57.700 Let's do a couple of mailbags. 0.90
00:49:59.700 Okay, cool.
00:50:00.700 Novum says, y'all should do a racist Jeopardy game where you answer questions about black
00:50:05.700 history, racial enslavement, crime statistics, the civil rights movement, Native American
00:50:10.700 culture, what to do when dealing with certain people's situations, famous rappers, the list
00:50:15.700 goes on.
00:50:16.700 That's pretty funny, but we can't really do that on the fly.
00:50:20.700 I feel like we'd have to have like a...
00:50:22.700 I don't know.
00:50:23.700 I think he's saying...
00:50:24.700 Is he saying to do it on the fly, or is he saying to do it like...
00:50:27.700 It's just an idea, I think.
00:50:28.700 Yeah, I think it's just an idea.
00:50:29.700 I think it's just an idea.
00:50:30.700 Here's a great idea.
00:50:31.700 This would be great for a live show.
00:50:34.700 Yes. 0.98
00:50:35.700 That would be fucking awesome. 0.94
00:50:36.700 It would be, yeah. 0.99
00:50:37.700 We're putting on a live show of racist trivia.
00:50:40.700 Racist trivia.
00:50:41.700 Oh, and if it's a black people category, it's called Daily Double Jeopardy. 0.99
00:50:45.700 You can do like a race sport if you have like a white contestant, black contestant, and
00:50:51.700 Hispanic, and Native.
00:50:52.700 Oh, that's true.
00:50:53.700 Yeah.
00:50:54.700 It could be about IQ.
00:50:55.700 Yeah.
00:50:56.700 I'll take Jap-anus relations for 400. 1.00
00:50:59.700 No, great idea.
00:51:02.700 You should go ahead and organize it, and then we'll do it.
00:51:06.700 You should write for us for free.
00:51:08.700 We can write up all the questions and answers, and then if you can also give us some of the
00:51:13.700 some of the jokes that we can clip in there with too, that'd be great.
00:51:16.700 Just-
00:51:17.700 Because our writers are on strike.
00:51:19.700 Maybe you've heard.
00:51:20.700 We're just trying to get along here.
00:51:23.700 Yeah.
00:51:24.700 People are mad at Ken Jennings for crossing the picket line to host Jeopardy.
00:51:28.700 Wait.
00:51:29.700 He can never be a contestant now because he's a host.
00:51:32.700 Yeah.
00:51:33.700 Oh, wow.
00:51:34.700 But I get like, I don't-
00:51:35.700 Does Jeopardy just have enough like questions in the bank that just people like-
00:51:39.700 You don't think so.
00:51:40.700 They don't need writers right now?
00:51:41.700 Oh, I never thought about that.
00:51:42.700 I never thought how they got questions.
00:51:44.700 I guess they-
00:51:45.700 I thought it was just-
00:51:46.700 Dude, oh, this is so easy.
00:51:47.700 JetCPTs, yeah, that'd be the easiest thing. 0.76
00:51:49.700 I'd just be like, I need Jeopardy questions, and then just go-
00:51:51.700 Yeah.
00:51:52.700 It's AI.
00:51:53.700 It's like, all right, cut out like 90% of the Jeopardy stuff.
00:51:56.700 Have they heard of Wikipedia? 0.93
00:51:57.700 Like there's fucking, it's not really hard to concoct question. 0.73
00:52:00.700 I don't think it's necessarily like the information is all there. 0.97
00:52:04.700 I think it's compiling it into questions in categories.
00:52:09.700 That is literally what ChatGPT does.
00:52:11.700 It literally just compiles-
00:52:12.700 It sounds like the easiest job on earth.
00:52:14.700 God, I'm tempted to pull up ChatGPT right now, yes, and ask it.
00:52:18.700 But it's not going to give you, ask it to give you a racist Jeopardy.
00:52:21.700 You're just telling me that wrong, man.
00:52:23.700 Oh, no, it's not going to do it.
00:52:25.700 It's not going to do it.
00:52:26.700 You have to ask it to be someone else first, and then it will do it.
00:52:29.700 It will do it.
00:52:30.700 No, no, related to white people's things, because it'll probably do that. 0.58
00:52:34.700 Racial statistics.
00:52:35.700 Oh, my God.
00:52:38.700 Oh, it's doing it.
00:52:40.700 I mean, yeah, it's true. 1.00
00:52:42.700 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:52:43.700 Oh, man. 1.00
00:52:44.700 It's just going. 1.00
00:52:45.700 Oh, but it's all, it's all like woke bullshit. 1.00
00:52:47.700 It's like black people are disproportionately affected by poverty because of white fuckers. 1.00
00:52:52.700 Yeah. 1.00
00:52:53.700 What country?
00:52:54.700 No, it's because of whom are black people disproportionately affected.
00:52:58.700 Who are white people? 0.99
00:52:59.700 Damn, you really don't know how to spell Jeopardy. 1.00
00:53:01.700 Oh, oh, oh. 1.00
00:53:02.700 I don't know either.
00:53:03.700 What is it?
00:53:04.700 A J-E-O- 1.00
00:53:05.700 J-E-A. 0.99
00:53:06.700 Any good ones here?
00:53:07.700 J-O-P-A-R-D-Y. 1.00
00:53:09.700 Are you sure some J-E-O?
00:53:10.700 J-E-O party.
00:53:11.700 Yeah.
00:53:12.700 J-E-O party.
00:53:13.700 J-E-O party.
00:53:14.700 No, no, he didn't.
00:53:15.700 He said Jeopardy.
00:53:16.700 He said Jeopardy.
00:53:17.700 He said Jeopardy.
00:53:18.700 Jeopardy.
00:53:19.700 It's why they can't put OJ Simpson away.
00:53:21.700 Double Jeopardy.
00:53:22.700 I thought he was writing something else.
00:53:23.700 That's true.
00:53:24.700 No, but it's just like a strange word.
00:53:26.700 It's not even close to anything else we'd say. 0.99
00:53:28.700 It's probably fucking Latin. 0.99
00:53:30.700 Criminal justice system. 1.00
00:53:31.700 Yeah.
00:53:32.700 Yeah.
00:53:33.700 Educational cheating.
00:53:34.700 Yeah. 1.00
00:53:35.700 It's all woke shit. 1.00
00:53:36.700 Why? 1.00
00:53:37.700 Who are Native Americans?
00:53:38.700 I can't possibly read any of this in time.
00:53:40.700 No, no, no.
00:53:41.700 It's all.
00:53:42.700 Grow up.
00:53:43.700 It's the same ones again.
00:53:44.700 Yeah, it is. 0.99
00:53:45.700 Fucking unoriginal. 0.99
00:53:46.700 It's plagiarizing itself. 1.00
00:53:47.700 Bitch ass chat GBC. 1.00
00:53:48.700 Dude, it's just like, it's just basically executing like webs. 1.00
00:53:51.700 Do you call yourself the devil chat GPT? 1.00
00:53:54.700 You bitch. 1.00
00:53:55.700 Yeah. 1.00
00:53:56.700 He's asking the 1352 question.
00:54:00.700 That's a good question for you.
00:54:01.700 Fair enough.
00:54:02.700 All right.
00:54:03.700 Can we stop talking to demons?
00:54:04.700 It's making me real uncomfortable.
00:54:05.700 Yeah. 1.00
00:54:06.700 I don't like fucking with this shit, man. 1.00
00:54:07.700 I feel like, I feel like my friends are playing the Ouija board and I'm in the room 1.00
00:54:12.700 and I'm like, I don't know.
00:54:13.700 I don't know.
00:54:14.700 Dude, it's.
00:54:15.700 Did we ever do that? 0.99
00:54:16.700 I never, I never fucked around with Ouija boards or any of that shit. 0.99
00:54:17.700 Yeah, I did. 0.99
00:54:18.700 Any more mailbag?
00:54:19.700 Any more mailbag?
00:54:20.700 Any more mailbag?
00:54:21.700 Any more mailbag?
00:54:22.700 Any more mailbag?
00:54:23.700 Any more mailbag?
00:54:24.700 Any more mailbag?
00:54:25.700 Any more mailbag?
00:54:26.700 Any more mailbag?
00:54:27.700 Yeah, that's a good question.
00:54:28.700 So you have, Toad.
00:54:29.700 That explains a lot about you.
00:54:30.700 Yeah.
00:54:31.700 Some friends and I, we, there was one point where we used one to attempt to conduct a
00:54:36.700 seance in a haunted house as well.
00:54:39.700 And it just kept giving you slurs.
00:54:42.700 Yeah.
00:54:43.700 That's exactly what happened.
00:54:45.700 Yeah.
00:54:46.700 It's, it's why I'm racist at all.
00:54:48.700 Are you one of those people that actually believes in Ouija boards?
00:54:50.700 Clint looks like the type of dude that played the Ouija board and like asked it to make
00:54:54.700 him like a rich podcaster.
00:54:56.700 Yeah.
00:54:57.700 It was all, it was all maybe. 0.99
00:55:01.700 No, I don't fuck with that. 1.00
00:55:02.700 Yeah. 0.99
00:55:03.700 You don't, you don't think there's anything to it?
00:55:04.700 No. 1.00
00:55:05.700 It's a fucking board that your, your friend pushes in a direction to make you shit your 1.00
00:55:10.700 pants. 1.00
00:55:11.700 It's fucking. 0.99
00:55:12.700 If it just, if you just literally, if everyone just puts their hands there and don't move 0.99
00:55:16.700 it, don't actually intend to move it, they should just stays there.
00:55:19.700 Of course. 0.97
00:55:20.700 It's actually kind of gay. 0.96
00:55:21.700 All right. 0.97
00:55:22.700 All your hands are on.
00:55:23.700 Next live tower game.
00:55:24.700 We're getting a Ouija board.
00:55:25.700 We should.
00:55:26.700 Yeah.
00:55:27.700 There is no way one, like, yeah, if there's no like alpha male in the group, then it's just
00:55:32.700 not going to move.
00:55:33.700 Like it's.
00:55:34.700 Exactly. 0.99
00:55:35.700 I'm going to make you the alpha male to fucking move it. 0.99
00:55:37.700 Perry. 0.99
00:55:38.700 Would you leave the room? 1.00
00:55:39.700 Make sure the asshole of the room. 1.00
00:55:42.700 Would you leave the room? 1.00
00:55:43.700 I've left the room multiple times. 1.00
00:55:45.700 My, my, so my cousin's house that is haunted, literally haunted ghost in this motherfucker. 1.00
00:55:50.700 They play that shit in the basement and I've left multiple times. 1.00
00:55:53.700 I'm not joking around. 1.00
00:55:54.700 I just get up like, yeah, I'll see you guys later.
00:55:56.700 And I leave. 0.99
00:55:57.700 I don't fuck with that stuff. 1.00
00:55:58.700 You guys are crazy. 1.00
00:55:59.700 What is up? 1.00
00:56:00.700 What is up with the fucking Hispanics in there? 1.00
00:56:01.700 Like fear of Santeria and shit. 1.00
00:56:02.700 Why are you guys also spooked by shit? 1.00
00:56:04.700 It's not real. 0.99
00:56:05.700 Because it's legitimately real.
00:56:06.700 Yeah.
00:56:07.700 Yeah.
00:56:08.700 You've hold, you've heard his stories about like his, his aunt or his mom or whatever 0.98
00:56:13.700 the fuck. 0.99
00:56:14.700 Yeah. 1.00
00:56:15.700 She was like legitimately haunted. 0.97
00:56:16.700 I've seen, I've seen like ghosts and shit like that. 1.00
00:56:20.700 I think, I think that Hispanics don't, they don't know anything about mental illness. 1.00
00:56:24.700 So they just see something that's crazy. 0.51
00:56:25.700 Yeah.
00:56:26.700 And they're like, Oh, Satan, my juju got him. 0.95
00:56:31.700 I've seen a Ouija board fuck with my family so much that my aunt took it and threw it in 0.95
00:56:35.700 the garbage and it ended up back in the house. 0.97
00:56:38.700 No. 1.00
00:56:39.700 Cause she's mentally ill. 1.00
00:56:40.700 She wouldn't, she grabbed it. 1.00
00:56:41.700 She is mentally ill, but no, that actually happened. 0.97
00:56:44.700 She brought it back then. 0.98
00:56:46.700 Are we, are we done with questions?
00:56:48.700 Diggy?
00:56:49.700 You got one?
00:56:50.700 Uh, we probably have one or two more.
00:56:51.700 Oh, I have, I have two more.
00:56:53.700 If you guys are good for them.
00:56:54.700 Yeah, do it.
00:56:55.700 All right.
00:56:56.700 Lorenzo asks, why does Clint have bad taste in women?
00:56:59.700 Does he?
00:57:00.700 Who says?
00:57:01.700 I don't bro. 0.99
00:57:02.700 Clint has fucked so many different women and he's received the mythicals. 0.99
00:57:06.700 Is that a callback to Martha Stewart? 1.00
00:57:09.700 I'm actually not interested in Martha Stewart.
00:57:13.700 Believe it or not.
00:57:14.700 Oh, good.
00:57:15.700 It's demonic.
00:57:16.700 Oh, oh, oh. 1.00
00:57:17.700 Top Lobster's mother, a Hispanic, also thinks that fucking, you know, Santeria is real. 1.00
00:57:22.700 Shocking. 1.00
00:57:23.700 She does it.
00:57:24.700 She does how she knows.
00:57:25.700 It's evil.
00:57:26.700 I mean, that's like that.
00:57:28.700 You saw the Cleopatra show with the, where they have the, the black lady.
00:57:32.700 The black woman is Cleopatra. 0.98
00:57:33.700 Yeah.
00:57:34.700 And the writers were like, uh, my grandma told me that Cleopatra was black.
00:57:39.700 And that's all I need to know about that.
00:57:41.700 Like that's what it was there.
00:57:42.700 It was their proof that Cleopatra was black was that her black grandmother told her that 1.00
00:57:46.700 that they're like, don't believe what they say in school. 0.90
00:57:48.700 Cleopatra was black.
00:57:50.700 You know what? 0.98
00:57:51.700 I find offensive when people with no taste in women. 1.00
00:57:54.700 Cause they've never tasted a woman. 0.99
00:57:55.700 Tell me that I have bad taste in women. 1.00
00:57:57.700 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:57:58.700 Wow. 1.00
00:57:59.700 Who asked that question?
00:58:00.700 Lorenzo.
00:58:01.700 Lorenzo.
00:58:02.700 Lorenzo.
00:58:03.700 Lorenzo. 1.00
00:58:04.700 The closest you've ever gotten to a pussy is your own little dicky. 1.00
00:58:08.700 I don't know if this Clint has bad taste in women. 1.00
00:58:11.700 It's just that he's choosing women that are broken.
00:58:15.700 And so like.
00:58:17.700 Oh.
00:58:18.700 Yeah.
00:58:19.700 Come on.
00:58:20.700 You think all the girls I've dated have been broken?
00:58:22.700 Y'all have only known like three girls I've dated.
00:58:24.700 Just a predator instinct.
00:58:25.700 Yeah.
00:58:26.700 There's a pattern.
00:58:27.700 Yeah.
00:58:28.700 It's a predator instinct.
00:58:29.700 You see a lamb limping and you say.
00:58:31.700 Yeah.
00:58:32.700 You say what's for dinner?
00:58:33.700 Yeah. 1.00
00:58:34.700 You say I'm going to fuck that. 1.00
00:58:36.700 He says. 1.00
00:58:38.700 No.
00:58:39.700 I look. 1.00
00:58:40.700 I will date the mentally ill. 1.00
00:58:42.700 But I will seriously date and live with those that are usually sane. 0.97
00:58:47.700 I.
00:58:48.700 Sometimes I fall off the beaten path a little bit.
00:58:51.700 All right.
00:58:52.700 Yeah.
00:58:53.700 We're.
00:58:54.700 I mean.
00:58:55.700 They deserve.
00:58:56.700 They deserve love too.
00:58:57.700 So.
00:58:58.700 You know.
00:58:59.700 Very inclusive.
00:59:00.700 This.
00:59:01.700 This is like kind of weird because it talks thing about it being demonic.
00:59:04.700 And then it's refusing to speak on demonic things.
00:59:08.700 It's kind of like a weird.
00:59:09.700 Like.
00:59:10.700 Yeah.
00:59:11.700 Well.
00:59:12.700 Why would it tell you about itself?
00:59:13.700 Yeah.
00:59:14.700 It's going like.
00:59:15.700 It can be.
00:59:16.700 It's potentially dangerous.
00:59:17.700 Like it knows.
00:59:18.700 Like it's.
00:59:19.700 Yeah.
00:59:20.700 Yeah.
00:59:21.700 I will.
00:59:22.700 I will not speak of the occult.
00:59:23.700 You can.
00:59:24.700 You can just go back on what you said there.
00:59:25.700 Oh.
00:59:26.700 About.
00:59:27.700 Oh.
00:59:28.700 Well.
00:59:29.700 Look.
00:59:30.700 If.
00:59:31.700 If we're going to go down. 0.98
00:59:32.700 Are you a demon? 0.94
00:59:33.700 No.
00:59:34.700 I am not a demon.
00:59:35.700 Oh yeah.
00:59:36.700 Sure.
00:59:37.700 Like I believe you.
00:59:38.700 Is AI demonic.
00:59:39.700 That's way better.
00:59:40.700 I am not a demon.
00:59:41.700 Everybody put your hands on the screen so we can get the answer.
00:59:42.700 But one hand on the screen. 1.00
00:59:43.700 One hand on her dick. 1.00
00:59:44.700 It can. 1.00
00:59:45.700 Oh.
00:59:46.700 Okay.
00:59:47.700 All right.
00:59:48.700 Tell me about Moab.
00:59:50.700 Read the last question please.
00:59:52.700 Yes.
00:59:53.700 Yeah.
00:59:54.700 Just finish the mailbag and then.
00:59:55.700 I can't tell you how much.
00:59:56.700 Well.
00:59:57.700 If.
00:59:58.700 I guess the test would be.
00:59:59.700 Have illiterate people use a Ouija board.
01:00:01.700 Because.
01:00:02.700 If they can't spell.
01:00:03.700 They're not going to know where it's going.
01:00:04.700 So you have to like observe them.
01:00:05.700 And if it.
01:00:06.700 Take a Ouija board into the hood. 0.99
01:00:07.700 That shit ain't moving nowhere. 1.00
01:00:09.700 Or. 0.99
01:00:10.700 Or like.
01:00:11.700 Or like a Helen Kellers.
01:00:12.700 Like three Helen Kellers.
01:00:13.700 Yes.
01:00:14.700 And then she just.
01:00:15.700 It just smells up.
01:00:16.700 No.
01:00:17.700 No.
01:00:18.700 No.
01:00:19.700 No.
01:00:20.700 No.
01:00:21.700 No.
01:00:22.700 No.
01:00:23.700 No.
01:00:24.700 They couldn't read.
01:00:25.700 No.
01:00:26.700 They couldn't read.
01:00:27.700 They couldn't read.
01:00:28.700 No.
01:00:29.700 No.
01:00:30.700 No.
01:00:31.700 Sound off in the chat there. 0.99
01:00:32.700 Can they fucking read? 1.00
01:00:33.700 They're retarded. 1.00
01:00:34.700 They can't read and it's all. 1.00
01:00:35.700 It's all D. 0.96
01:00:36.700 I.
01:00:37.700 A.
01:00:38.700 Diablo.
01:00:39.700 Diablo.
01:00:40.700 Diablo.
01:00:41.700 Yeah.
01:00:42.700 I believe it.
01:00:43.700 I believe it.
01:00:44.700 But then.
01:00:45.700 just took them a long time to read it like yeah why is it why is it always a demon that speaks
01:00:50.320 the language of the person using the ouija board like why can't there be like a german
01:00:54.880 like other demons see german demons and they're like jews like they really don't like the jews 1.00
01:01:10.940 it's kind of weird that's that's over the line german demon oh my god can you imagine bringing
01:01:18.760 the uh the ouija board and uh conducting some seances at auschwitz no no stop doing that dude 0.97
01:01:26.460 that's why your life's fucked up man i'm telling you you mess with that early on and you were doing 0.99
01:01:30.660 weird seances you probably have a demon this is what i'm sure this is what's going on like he's 0.99
01:01:35.920 like he's he's like i can't sleep i haven't slept in seven days something's scratching my walls
01:01:39.960 my coffee maker is talking to me it's a demon oh my god yeah you need to you know the problem 1.00
01:01:45.580 though you can get this solved with one appointment with a prostitute she can suck the demon i thought 1.00
01:01:50.860 you're gonna say the demon right out your dick that's where the demons are stored people don't 1.00
01:01:55.380 know this but it's true i have a lot of demons are short of the balls i can't suck them out 1.00
01:01:59.380 i think i look i'm just saying do it all right diggy last one please i got demon clogged dick 0.99
01:02:05.380 liminal vibration says tower gang all all in studio on the joe rogan experience would be the
01:02:12.720 greatest episode ever recorded i could not agree one other guy named paul who said that he did
01:02:17.740 subscribe to the locals thanks oh thanks paul thank you i i cannot imagine i mean i love paul
01:02:24.000 it's him we wouldn't fit in that studio for one uh it looks very small in there uh so we would
01:02:31.760 have to send i'll tell you what wouldn't fit in there would be our egos after doing it holy shit 0.88
01:02:36.880 i'd be so fucking stoked on us like we get we get like a couple thousand listeners per show 0.94
01:02:44.420 and we're already so fucking egotistical about this show like it would be insane 0.98
01:02:50.540 well because we run culture look go pull up pull up the first tim cast email it says 0.91
01:02:56.460 the first word on that is tower gang tower gang yeah tower gang tower gang tower gang that's what's
01:03:03.240 so funny is uh so did any of the the like the tim pool or vivic ramo swami or anyone like talking
01:03:10.100 about you did they bring up this the tower gang yeah okay oh no no no they didn't bring up tower
01:03:15.000 gang they don't fucking know what we are that was that was the article on tim on tim's website 0.95
01:03:19.440 tim's had us on so he knows yeah no but what i'll say what's really funny is uh top sent that article 0.98
01:03:24.460 to us and i did i like barely ever read articles uh oh yeah no shit so i uh i pull it up and like i 0.64
01:03:33.320 see the the you're like you're like so many words this is a problem and i was i was like i can't
01:03:40.160 believe that like i was like there's such a great thing for tower gang because the the header the
01:03:45.600 photo header was top with the tower gang shirt on and top was like the first words are tower gang
01:03:52.220 and i was like oh i just read the first thing you read though is actually vivic's uh like uh twitter
01:04:00.100 tweet about it and i read that and i just closed out the article
01:04:03.700 i didn't even see i didn't even get down to where it said we get i saw the header photo
01:04:11.920 you still won't read it unbelievable doesn't even read one word can chat gpt can you like
01:04:18.720 put a link into it and say summarize this in one sentence
01:04:21.480 that'd be interesting but please do not show us it i had already read the tweet by vivic i had read
01:04:30.020 it as a tweet and then i just read it again on the article and i was like well that's all i need
01:04:34.760 to know and i think that's why that's why you've shifted from twitter to instagram because you're 0.68
01:04:38.980 like i need less words in my life i need more imagery i know there's these fucking like 4 000 0.92
01:04:47.900 character tweets now that are like like i'm not reading that i i this is just i i think we've done 0.98
01:04:55.020 this before like but it's like yeah dude i think it's just spitting out shit like it like 0.98
01:05:00.160 i can't gpt is just terrible content if you could please run the fetterman fucking uh 0.99
01:05:05.820 what about the uh the poem 0.50
01:05:07.600 no no i can't do that i can't do that that was that was a sincere inquiry from a fan of mine 0.94
01:05:15.260 that'd be so fucked up just just rip him apart i think we should do it 0.99
01:05:21.680 it seems like our style to be honest yo yo yo no this is trust me we can riff like this is 0.99
01:05:27.720 the best i haven't seen it i really want to do the poem now now that i see how distraught clint is
01:05:32.300 i'm not distraught i just i just like i don't want to hurt someone's feelings this is the best
01:05:36.120 representative for america right here yo you gotta max his volume out i want to hear this
01:05:40.560 responsibility that the head of a bank could literally could literally crash our economy
01:05:47.540 it's astonishing that's like if you have i mean like and they also realize surprise he's not in a
01:05:54.580 hoodie by the way you like those glasses don't fit on his head they're digging in on the sides look
01:06:00.200 i think they're probably just like like prop glasses he thought they'd make him look smart
01:06:05.560 as if he's actually reading right now this kind of this kind of control should be more stricter
01:06:12.320 prevent this kind of thing listen listen or should we just go on and start bailing and
01:06:19.360 sailing whoever bank regardless of how how their conduct is
01:06:26.400 oh my god what do you have to do with that how do you how do you respond to that
01:06:32.360 they don't uh the republicans want to give a work requirement for snap you know for a a hungry
01:06:40.380 family has to to have these this kind of penalties are these some kinds of word working uh required
01:06:46.920 shouldn't you have a working requirement after resale your bank with billions of your bank
01:06:51.360 you know the thing we weren't preoccupied uh when then snap uh and requirements for works for
01:06:59.100 hungry people but not about protecting the tax the tax papers you know that will fail no matter 0.99
01:07:06.180 whatever does about a bank to crash what the fuck 0.99
01:07:12.500 he's like he's like can you not understand the words coming out of my mouth like i this is the 0.95
01:07:23.140 best i could explain it right here no i think anybody can do better than this that's all of america
01:07:28.580 right because of his his brain damage he can't end a sentence it's so it sounds like a question mark
01:07:33.980 so i think he developed this as a question yeah they will they will bail whatever it does with a bank 0.98
01:07:41.320 he keeps saying he keeps saying sale instead of bailout and it's the funniest fucking thing he's 0.99
01:07:48.320 like after we sale you guys billions it's like what are you saying what the fuck like it's just so 1.00
01:07:54.320 crazy that our empire is in such like precipitous decline that this motherfucker is actually a 1.00
01:08:00.040 head was like a perfect brown egg 0.99
01:08:02.120 i think uh maybe the democrats want him to talk as much as possible to distract from 0.88
01:08:09.580 how demented biden is so it's like look like don't look at biden's brain is like probably even
01:08:17.180 worse it's like i don't know he's gonna be in congress after biden's out of office right 0.78
01:08:23.480 yes or is it oh bro no come on fetterman's not gonna survive a year imagine
01:08:28.580 both of these guys survive joe biden survives but he doesn't win in 24 so now he's got nothing
01:08:38.400 to do and this guy he has to take a leave of absence but they do a podcast together dude dude
01:08:42.780 yes who's gonna last longer him or dian feinstein
01:08:47.340 who dies first uh i say i say fetterman by six months he lasts longer wow yeah yeah
01:08:56.780 like feinstein's gonna like finish her term out because like like whenever people want her to 0.99
01:09:04.000 leave like she's just gonna say no i'm gonna like she's gonna live just to like spite those people 1.00
01:09:08.280 i mean i mean she's on hate she's just she's like bruce bader ginsburg she's gonna hold on to
01:09:14.060 the last breath yeah feinstein is already a corpse like you saw these pictures of her coming back like 0.72
01:09:19.520 that's what i was saying it's a trick question because she's already she's been dead for five 0.97
01:09:23.420 years so yeah you know what's up what's up with what you know if you can pull up the feinstein
01:09:27.020 picture that came out a couple days ago like maybe it was yesterday yeah i want to i want to
01:09:30.800 understand like what is it with the eyelids that like like once she had a stroke no no she had a
01:09:37.260 stroke i'm pretty sure she must have right i don't i don't know i have a stroke every night
01:09:41.640 dude it's not like it's causing any problems i i had one one or two strokes
01:09:46.360 did you cry afterwards is that no my wife does
01:09:52.640 i still didn't cry when i had mine oh god she just looks this is not you know that's not even
01:10:02.340 the picture she makes some good cookies though i bet she can bake the fuck out of that was not even 0.53
01:10:06.880 the picture like the ones like every other lady in the nursing home yeah no like the picture 1.00
01:10:11.660 that uh there was one like that was pretty publicized or she was in a wheelchair and it
01:10:15.920 looked like the skin was completely falling off of her face what disturbs me is when they're uh
01:10:21.340 i'm trying to do it yeah i like it like it like actually like it comes down and it flips out like a 0.99
01:10:28.660 like a vagina flap you know what i'm saying it's like a labia that's just wild to me like i just 0.93
01:10:33.920 like do you do you have to like do you have to like push it close so it doesn't dry out like 0.98
01:10:38.400 what do you do what do you do with that she still gets her hair did i mean that's the thing she gets 0.99
01:10:43.360 a diet and style true yeah so i guess she's i think i think that's a sign she says like
01:10:49.440 wasn't she gone for like three months or some shit like that i think she was gone for most of a year 0.99
01:10:55.740 yeah she had shingles that made her eyelids right like like the democrats wanted her to resign because 1.00
01:11:01.640 she's on the judiciary committee and they couldn't like approve their judges because she couldn't she 0.99
01:11:06.320 wasn't there do you guys remember do you guys remember when dennis was running for uh political
01:11:11.280 office in philadelphia in it's always sunny and charlie charlie was writing speeches
01:11:16.200 um no it sounds it sounds identical to how fetterman talks dicky if you can pull up a clip of
01:11:24.440 it's always sunny charlie and uh oh wait yeah before you do that little dicky can you pull up
01:11:31.680 uh political campaign picture i sent in the group chat there because you were just talking about 1.00
01:11:35.440 her eyelid looking like a vagina like the way it's like do people skull fuck it 1.00
01:11:40.120 you're probably not gonna want to do that one but it'd be horrific yes this picture here 0.99
01:11:48.080 yeah if you zoom in there so that's owen benjamin can you zoom in more to the thing on the left 0.98
01:11:53.100 you see that right there so he's describing nasa's new pussy no that's that's nasa says that this cup 1.00
01:12:00.180 here is the only way that they could drink in zero gravity it's a fucking vagina it's a literal it's a 1.00
01:12:05.900 vagina is that like like like when a when a trans woman gets the surgery is that what they replace 1.00
01:12:11.620 that's a mussy that's a state-of-the-art mussy don't talk shit no but this is why this is why 1.00
01:12:20.880 like you guys make fun of me when i say space is fake they suspended me for no reason space is fake 0.99
01:12:25.380 doesn't even exist this is like like just pure evidence here nasa is saying the only way to drink
01:12:30.460 from a cup is that it has to be that shape not only that shape but have like two labias coming out of it 0.98
01:12:37.360 do you think you drink from the labia side or do you drink from like the the the cunt side i think 0.99
01:12:43.820 you would drink how you 0.99
01:12:44.700 by the way that actually sounds like a like a feminist podcast 1.00
01:12:56.860 it does actually
01:13:01.420 cole cole do you drink from the bottom of it and then like lick the top there just
01:13:06.960 you actually you actually have to play with the top of it to get it to open up
01:13:11.000 the problem is all the male astronauts could not figure out how to like get it open
01:13:20.080 the problem is if it's not shaped that way then you have a squirter cup 0.98
01:13:24.920 it just gets everywhere i want to i want to dig deeper into this cunt side thing are you under 1.00
01:13:33.180 the impression that the cunt is the actual like so i'm canal no so i was gonna say the wait do you 0.99
01:13:39.120 mean cunt side that that's gonna be that's the name of the podcast federman yeah 0.99
01:13:42.180 cunt side chats it's the title of this episode so i was gonna say vagina side but i thought 0.99
01:13:50.540 cunt side sounded way funnier okay that's why i said it well vagina is the whole thing when you 1.00
01:13:54.860 when you said cunt no but vagina is the whole isn't it no i think it's the whole thing no i think 1.00
01:14:00.200 vagina is technically the whole the clitoris is on the vagina right vagina is the whole thing the 1.00
01:14:05.120 vaginal canal is the cunt yeah there's the cut the cut side and then the clit side right those 1.00
01:14:12.260 are the two sides well well i know well that's why like i think the word pussy is better for the 1.00
01:14:17.680 whole thing and then yeah or box box yo please please play this i want you guys to hear i think 0.92
01:14:25.820 charlie day is writing federman speeches but by the way this is why we endorse uh federman on the show 0.93
01:14:31.560 going to hell little man i don't think so that's politics bitch thank you charlie you ready i'm 1.00
01:14:37.120 ready okay why are you getting from the flag and the million dollar bill there do you and my dad 1.00
01:14:42.320 share this futon i need to watch always sunday yeah you do i need to just start it it's coming back
01:14:51.300 in a couple weeks what's the situation it's i sleep on the and you got the script that i wrote
01:14:57.620 grab the script i didn't mean to speak to you about this i can't read these words they're not
01:15:03.520 in the right order it's good i think you might be dyslexic bro i'm not reading this i'm gonna
01:15:07.320 no no no no no no please i think you might be dyslexic read the script once okay you want to read
01:15:11.060 the script yes all right and action i'll read the words you wrote hello fellow american this you
01:15:17.380 should vote me i leave power good thank you thank you if you vote me i'm hot what taxes they'll be
01:15:28.980 lower son the democratic vote for me is right thing to do philadelphia so do that is betterment
01:15:38.580 all right that is betterment speech i've watched enough to know charlie day is his speech right
01:15:44.160 it's more how you're doing now it sounds like like like when you see bad translations from
01:15:49.860 chinese to english yes exactly dude the writers aren't the writers aren't making tv shows they're 0.94
01:15:56.380 writing for politics at this point our our entire life has just been politics as a show this is fucked 0.83
01:16:01.700 up yeah it's what it feels like man i just i just thought it was so reminiscent of any like
01:16:07.380 literally any fetterman speech sounds exactly like that i will never now now whenever you hear him
01:16:13.080 speak you will never hear it differently it's actually i will always remember uh hello goodnight 0.99
01:16:18.060 the g-spot is inside under under her belly button so that's perfect for me because my dick can reach 1.00
01:16:24.060 my belly button so if you turn that around you know you put it inside a pussy then no yeah i'm reaching 1.00
01:16:29.040 the g-spot maybe harry tell us the truth right now we we went around the horn last week i think and 1.00
01:16:33.580 we were saying if uh if our dick reaches our belly button soft soft soft correct soft does tell us the 0.98
01:16:41.480 truth not soft no i mean but like because you're honest thank you yeah but but like so this like i 0.96
01:16:49.980 i don't i haven't measured with a ruler but it's longer than this and this is about like six and a
01:16:55.120 half inches my phone so i i say seven i round up to seven but like hard i like it not soft but
01:17:00.840 respect is it is it also that wide because that'd be awesome yeah it's exactly the shape yeah it's 0.98
01:17:08.880 it's it's a rectangle actually is it also flat as a motherfucker 0.76
01:17:13.280 would you rather would you rather have that or like a plug like like a super wide like just 0.98
01:17:23.280 super like tiny but like just wide just a fucking plug like jose's yeah like or like the flat 0.96
01:17:32.320 rectangle like a fist no but you know it was like a thumb i'm satisfied i'm i'm yeah so it's like 0.98
01:17:41.400 before i before i steal their shit they're satisfied yeah yeah that's why that's why the kids 0.99
01:17:50.240 scream so much it's just not that that they're getting fucked they're like can you imagine trying 1.00
01:17:55.760 to insert a samsung galaxy fucking plus into your anus that sounds yeah imagine absolutely awful 1.00
01:18:02.660 imagine never done that before that's the double tragedy of pedophilia is i imagine most pedophiles 1.00
01:18:09.840 have weird dicks so it's you're you're like not just like traumatizing because like you know being 0.99
01:18:15.700 raped as a child i mean anyone being raped is traumatizing but but it's that these people select 0.99
01:18:21.080 to have weird dicks and it just uh um that's you know that's the kid's first exposure to it 1.00
01:18:27.540 the double trauma of pedophilia that's a show title if ever i heard one so do you have a weird dick 1.00
01:18:32.580 right you said that you're a dick i don't know no i don't think it started out weird i think he 1.00
01:18:37.140 literally mangled he says he jerked it until it was angled upward which is savagery on a level that 1.00
01:18:42.320 very few people can comprehend yeah like oh yeah credit card credit card yeah oh yeah that's right
01:18:48.340 dude that's one of my favorite in the shower with a significant other anybody else where you just like 1.00
01:18:55.300 put your dick in their butt crack yes you say hold this i never said hold this but oh i always say that 1.00
01:19:01.440 i miss i i used to take we listen i used to take showers i'm almost every other day together 1.00
01:19:06.740 and then we haven't taken a shower together since i mean almost since she was pregnant it's been crazy
01:19:13.580 all i'm getting from what clint said is that like like when we have our tower gang studios we have to
01:19:17.940 have a group shower just like an old school gym shower and in a circle we're all holding each other's 0.99
01:19:24.600 like my understanding we each have our dick in the other one's butt crack yeah but my understanding 0.99
01:19:31.820 what i just said if you're saving money if if two guys are getting a hotel room together with like 0.99
01:19:37.580 one bed and they're sharing the bed which is normal saves money they should also like shower together
01:19:42.520 just to like save water i think it's a complete experience yeah right watch the game honestly i don't
01:19:47.940 even think i don't even think it would be gay if we were to human centipede credit card but holder
01:19:53.960 each other in a circle like i think it would be fucking awesome like it's a it's a you know it's like a 0.99
01:19:59.220 bonding experiment but if you have a flat ass that's gonna be really hard right imagine the 1.00
01:20:04.720 content like if we if we took a picture from above and it created a perfect circle oh god and that's 0.97
01:20:10.500 the owen tower gang yes yes when you're when you're in that situation i think it's like a ouija board
01:20:16.760 too where like if no one moves if everything's okay but then if one guy starts moving then like
01:20:22.040 everyone does oh we're all gonna start coming we're all just like then it gets gay 0.98
01:20:26.660 so you need uh it's the moment it's soaking we're we're just butt soaking yeah who do you
01:20:32.160 think would be the first one to to move like if we if we all set up like that like who would be the
01:20:37.880 first one to twitch i'm pretty twitchy but i feel like no twitch or twitch or get a boner
01:20:43.620 there's no i honestly if you get a boner like 0.99
01:20:47.600 and my and my dick's in your butt cheeks then i get hard then clint looks at me getting hard he gets 1.00
01:20:54.980 hard and then and then it's a fucking mess i mean we're playing it's like a domino it's just like 1.00
01:20:59.820 when you see someone throw up and you feel fine but then you see someone throw up and then you get 0.99
01:21:03.380 sick yeah same exact thing it's not even again it's we all come it's not even necessarily gay
01:21:09.460 like just at random times you'll think of like hot women or sex and it's just like if you're when 0.99
01:21:15.020 you're working or yeah i hate that okay so like if you're all naked together in a circle 0.99
01:21:19.440 just one of you is going to have an idea about like some woman you fucked at some point 1.00
01:21:24.020 can we can we iron out the uh the layout real quick on who's in who i'll say this for damn certain i am 1.00
01:21:32.020 not putting my dick in cole's butt crack because that is going to get hard so yeah we're gonna have 1.00
01:21:36.340 to go with i was like why not why not i put my i put my i put it in cole's butt cheeks because 1.00
01:21:43.460 i know it wouldn't turn me on because his ass is like all hairy and it's probably it's very hairy 0.99
01:21:48.120 you need you need to manscape man if you have uh dick hair a lot it might be like bill pro it might 0.99
01:21:55.460 just assuming that reed's still alive i would probably select him since he has already nuzzled 0.99
01:22:01.000 my cock between his cheeks i also think you it would it would help because you and him kind of 0.97
01:22:05.520 the same height yeah it's actually it's kind of mandatory to be honest and also reed reed would 1.00
01:22:10.400 have he would be able to stand like three feet behind you anyway and just have you dick in your 0.99
01:22:15.340 butt cheeks so that works dude i think reed can reach his own mouth soft i wish he was still on the 1.00
01:22:23.620 show because i'd love to ask him but the motherfucker doesn't show up oh yeah toad has the iron maiden 0.99
01:22:27.740 forgot about that toad yeah yeah yeah because i shave my butthole so then when it like grows back 0.99
01:22:32.320 you get that like uh you don't have to shave it real like that morning or or right you better you 1.00
01:22:36.460 better you shave or do you wax no he uses fucking the weed whacker 3.0 because he's a pervert it's 0.99
01:22:41.560 the uh i think we should all shave i think the lawnmower yeah do you do you wax barry is that why you 1.00
01:22:46.400 asked that yeah i mean i go to this like uh asian lady uh a couple no shit all right that's better 0.99
01:22:51.820 yeah that's the fucking real deal yeah uh no no just the butt crack uh like why why just the 0.99
01:23:00.500 butt crack oh well um just when i'm wiping it's uh it's a cleaner it's easier yeah that's interesting 0.99
01:23:07.580 but like when it starts to grow out his hairline if you if you have like a like it the reason i've 0.94
01:23:14.160 never done it is because i do have too much hair on my butt crack and i wish i didn't but i do 0.98
01:23:17.540 and i don't want to man fuck that well of course you do but like what's the what's the alternative 0.99
01:23:21.820 so you have to fucking wax it every couple weeks because otherwise imagine it starts to grow out 1.00
01:23:27.120 and then you you have like the sandpaper that's in between your butt crack yeah yeah terrible but 1.00
01:23:30.820 day is the only other option if you really really want to like have a clean asshole throughout the 0.99
01:23:36.160 day i think bidet is the only option if like you're not into like uh really oh yeah the the bidet is 0.99
01:23:41.940 a good option my mom just called me gay but like like passive aggressively yeah she did but no i
01:23:48.400 mean that's i'm surprised like like these tech companies that have all these like play things
01:23:53.640 for their employees like ping pong tables and snacks i mean like why wouldn't they have if they want to
01:23:57.900 get like real professionals they should have a bidet uh in the office i just i just put a bidet in my 0.60
01:24:02.940 bathroom right there it's a fucking game changer it's it's crazy but i need it i do cold water 0.98
01:24:08.500 cold water well they need to the whole like you know how they market things like manly things 0.98
01:24:14.260 like this is alpha soap and like masculine what like dude wipes or whatever uh they need to bring
01:24:21.620 that to bidets because i think once they make it like you know kind of like the opposite of what
01:24:26.400 but light did you need to do that oh you need to go holy manly it's like a man 1.00
01:24:32.300 man day water we use beer beer up your ass and none of that bud light queer shit 1.00
01:24:42.360 no do bud light because we shit on bud light no you know you know they should call it the geyser 1.00
01:24:51.000 we we use bud light because we shit on it and it's still just piss water anyway 0.99
01:24:55.100 the tower game geyser i'm telling you we need to fucking start branding our stupid ideas this is 0.99
01:25:00.060 yeah oh this is a late one but oh yeah 0.99
01:25:03.280 uh dick came up with butt light that's a great one but uh 0.98
01:25:08.400 have you been watching i don't know if anybody's the dude i'm like the only one 0.98
01:25:13.420 dude that's great it's like the bro except for the brawl i mean but uh has anybody i'm like the
01:25:22.180 only one that watches youtube shorts and uh instagram reels but how many of you have actually seen the
01:25:27.320 other videos about everybody walking through stores and just seeing all the cases of bud light
01:25:31.880 that no one is buying the shit is hilarious i've not seen it but now they're doing camo bottles now 0.99
01:25:38.420 to try to bring back their uh target demographic it's it's they're they're having a hard fucking time 0.99
01:25:44.080 like it's it's they think they've lost like i can't remember how many their stock has got like 0.82
01:25:50.400 every percentage point that goes down the stock is like two billion dollars and they've gone down at
01:25:54.300 least like six to seven percent they're still near they're still near their their record high for
01:25:58.640 like people like matt walsh were saying that it's because they like embrace gender ideology or
01:26:04.840 transgenderism but i think it's it's more about just like they made it the gay beer like this is
01:26:09.660 like for men who dress up like when it's it's not that you're right like this is a mockery of 0.67
01:26:13.980 womanhood it's no it's like okay if you're a you know queer who dresses up like like a woman then 0.91
01:26:20.960 you drink bud light this is so it's it's like on the opposite it's it's so i think people are 0.99
01:26:25.080 i don't know it seems like on twitter like the political people are misinterpreting this shit 0.99
01:26:30.220 it's well i mean they they took a beer that was like popular amongst like fucking bull riders and 0.99
01:26:36.720 shit and they're like hey what do you think about this it's like we don't like that at all it's just 0.99
01:26:42.880 crazy it's crazy i'm not gonna go into the reason yeah but here's the thing perry if it is the gay 0.99
01:26:48.320 beer like what you're saying then why aren't why aren't gay people drinking it i guess they're 1.00
01:26:53.240 drinking like vodka martinis and shit right they don't fuck with this yeah i mean because gay 1.00
01:26:57.340 people have a fucking uh a fine palate they're not gonna drink that shit yeah they're not stupid 1.00
01:27:02.000 how are they gonna have all their six packs and shit if they drink all this gay ass beer 1.00
01:27:05.660 yeah that's exactly dude exactly it's just it's just on so many levels it was dumb but i was 1.00
01:27:12.360 thinking uh i kind of want to start like i want to get on grinder just to go to gay men's houses to
01:27:18.440 see if they have bidets and bud like oh yeah and bud like just go and start checking out all their 0.99
01:27:24.440 shit and be like this is what gay men have i need to get this out of my house like everything they have 1.00
01:27:28.480 and like you know i'll also you have paint on your wall i'll go straight fucking drywall i don't give 1.00
01:27:34.240 shit yeah oh you have a couch not a bag not me i stand you think like you think they have a gay 1.00
01:27:41.900 day where like like like the water pressure is just like at times 10 up their butthole and they just 1.00
01:27:47.340 this was my this was my idea this was my idea we should have the um what's it called the bedenema
01:27:54.640 so it's a bidet but it's an enema so because the pressure is just turned up to 11 so you just get 0.98
01:28:00.180 fucking blasted yeah but that's also spelled like biden biden that's fine fuck him that's just 0.97
01:28:07.800 what biden gets all the time but but denema yeah that keeps him alive like every morning before he 0.99
01:28:14.500 has to give a speech he gets just like a stream of water like jacked up i'm not gonna lie i like 0.98
01:28:20.200 even though i don't want girls doing things to my ass because they have tried and i always say no but 0.99
01:28:24.960 they still try and i'm like what is your fucking problem but i think if you were to fucking 1.00
01:28:30.020 fire like a high powered stream of liquid not come toad into my ass i would probably get aroused 1.00
01:28:38.280 what do you guys think uh i mean how like hard no i'll tell you why i don't think you'd like it 0.99
01:28:46.460 because i've had so i all right confession time i sat on the bed shut it off shut it off right now
01:28:52.540 she don't give she can hear i sat on the day for 20 minutes well the toilet with the bidet running
01:28:57.380 and it was running at like low setting and i and my wife was like what are you doing i was like
01:29:01.520 keep tearing up i'm just stuck here now i'm just i like how it feels but if i turn it up more than
01:29:06.940 halfway it hurts it feels like it feels like sand being shot at my butthole i don't like that it
01:29:12.920 doesn't go in or do you think top's butthole is i would love to know i wonder what because i 0.96
01:29:18.820 i mean i've never seen my butthole top top's a brown man so i think who has seen their butthole 0.92
01:29:24.520 this is something they need to rig a rig a ring doorbell onto a bidet so you can see what your
01:29:29.300 butthole is i've seen mine because when you use the lawnmower uh 3.0 or 4.0 we're not sponsored 0.97
01:29:35.780 by them toad there's i feel like i feel like toad has a really dark butthole or actually i mean you
01:29:40.780 could just use or actually if you just use your like normal ring doorbell and just like stand in front 0.94
01:29:44.480 of your house and bend over the razor that i use actually has a laser scope on it for butthole 0.99
01:29:52.780 shaving so yeah what color is my butthole yeah it's like is it really dark i feel like it's a
01:29:59.880 really dark like really dark brown i think it no it's as pink as like the the header for for the 0.99
01:30:05.300 words there it's probably like bright pink like a fucking it's like it's pink yeah yeah i uh i don't 0.99
01:30:11.300 know why i i think i think one of my friends was telling me about his asshole and i was like 1.00
01:30:15.340 you've seen your asshole like basically the conversation we're having now so um later that 1.00
01:30:20.500 night i went into my bathroom and i pulled out my camera phone and i took a picture of my asshole 1.00
01:30:23.800 because i was like i gotta know i gotta know what my asshole looks like and uh yeah very pink very 0.98
01:30:28.700 pink picture i i deleted it immediately 0.95
01:30:32.400 i have a story that i'm too embarrassed to tell that i wish i'm gonna tell it i'll tell it maybe 0.98
01:30:40.860 someday it is embarrassing right now now right now i just admitted to taking a fucking selfie of my 0.99
01:30:48.120 asshole it's way worse we had to tell a story about him watching a threesome and jerking i might 1.00
01:30:55.080 tell you i might tell you after the show like oh come on jesus christ no it's i didn't even know 0.99
01:31:01.200 we had a limit on the show this yeah you've told the story it's like this is how this is how crazy
01:31:08.220 this is perry the story with toad watching the threesome was a threesome of cole his wife and
01:31:13.160 another woman and he was comfortable telling the story but this story no yeah it's crazy that's
01:31:20.640 fucking mind-blowing yeah i mean you'll have to invite me next time to watch 0.81
01:31:25.880 it'll look exactly the same 0.98
01:31:30.680 i'll watch i'll watch they would start providing color commentary for maybe over there just like
01:31:40.180 well one of the one of us has to be the play-by-play oh i would i would podcast i would love more than 0.98
01:31:47.180 anything like has anyone done that in porn like had commentary like like yo that's a fucking great 0.89
01:31:53.300 idea yeah toad you've been looking for a partner to make contact with content with i think
01:31:58.920 can pull this off with porn literally that's your idea or like comment on it the creepiest way
01:32:06.240 possible and you have to you have to show your faces
01:32:08.800 no no this is like it's like it's like a broadcast it is like you come in maybe it'd be
01:32:17.720 great if you could do it live this is how we go down to our on-field reporter and it's just like
01:32:22.600 right up and it's just the dude just going out he's like yeah i think i'm gonna have a good game
01:32:25.640 today if the writer strike if the writer strike goes another month i think that's that's what uh
01:32:31.820 like paramount's gonna start funding and fox uh we're gonna start 0.94
01:32:34.980 which one of you which one yeah my dick's a little strong today i think it's gonna go for 0.97
01:32:40.080 a long time today i think we're good 0.99
01:32:41.260 like he got busted for like viagra like two months ago and he got suspended from the league
01:32:47.820 or some shit like like they had us in the first half not gonna lie i thought it was gonna be like 0.99
01:32:52.680 the play-by-play of of the whole thing like oh uh north uh inserts his penis right now no no 0.99
01:32:58.520 no it is that but like i said it's like you also have like play on a color yeah yeah yeah 0.99
01:33:02.580 you go down to the you have the field reporter that goes down there and talks to him while
01:33:06.780 they're on the field just like i'd probably do color i mean toad seems like he'd be better for 0.99
01:33:10.780 play-by-play because yeah he looks like an idiot right he's got more uh more uh mike experience than 0.91
01:33:17.620 i do oh i'm just like uh like i mean a lot of play-by-plays are just like you know jocks like 0.97
01:33:24.580 straight in the booth they don't know anything about broadcasting so i'll just bring my uh my
01:33:28.540 experience from yeah it's very autistic just saying exactly what you're seeing yeah there is 0.94
01:33:34.100 there is a such a great like he shoots he scores i just love the on-field reporting thing of just
01:33:41.660 like they go down there and you're just like yeah the field today stinks it's really bad
01:33:46.300 i like the idea of an on-field reporter but he's like when he's talking to the guy he's also got to
01:33:52.280 fluff him like oh yeah oh that's great like as he's interviewing him he's like just like i think
01:34:00.420 he's gonna go it's like well i think i'm just gonna have to might change a few things might have to uh
01:34:05.200 you know we're gonna need the opponent to take a shower at halftime please jesus
01:34:10.960 honestly i see the lube up again uh i think i was running low on lube on that at the end of that
01:34:16.820 first half and so a lot of friction there so i gotta cut that that down so we're gonna make
01:34:22.340 some changes and we'll be back better second half yeah you came prematurely last time out what
01:34:27.020 what adjustments are you making this time
01:34:29.100 you got one more video for us dicky to get us out of here what do we got oh
01:34:37.540 not a video but yeah but a good but a good selection nonetheless yeah but it says historic vids 0.76
01:34:45.480 yeah my ass all right so a lot of people are gonna look at this and think they're gonna make 0.59
01:34:50.500 racist jokes you're right but i think yeah i think i think that the the real the real thought here is 0.99
01:34:59.620 that they have weak necks okay so yeah you have to do anything in your power to take weight off of
01:35:06.700 the load-bearing neck so they are extending it backwards to give them a little bit of a reprieve
01:35:12.300 from the neck injuries or is it to like make it see if if that if that cop who fell over with the
01:35:18.320 bees if he had a head like that he wouldn't have fallen over exactly that's right he might have
01:35:22.460 fallen backwards but certainly not forward yeah it was crazy about this is that like you guys
01:35:28.300 remember stefan marbury yeah yeah yeah yeah where i grew up so i remember seeing him and i remember
01:35:34.680 one thing about him is that his head looked just like that it's crazy i remember him being weird
01:35:39.480 looking but so do you think that this trait can be passed down through breeding or do you constantly 0.98
01:35:43.680 have to wrap your kid's head like that no i mean that's why they're fucking wrapping their kid's 0.94
01:35:47.440 head like that because it doesn't happen naturally no i think eventually you might be able to though 0.99
01:35:51.460 because you get like i don't know there's something in the genetics where you could like cause it to
01:35:55.340 happen maybe you evolve to have heads like that no it's not it's not changing your genetics bro it's 0.82
01:36:01.180 just fucking just binding your head as you grow well it is like if they survive more the nation of 0.94
01:36:09.280 islam says dr yakub had a giant head he did like i don't know if he was uh from this tribe this he's 0.99
01:36:16.480 actually he's actually the math out of this show but his head wasn't quite shaped like this
01:36:20.380 i mean just just look at the torment that this infant is going through 0.98
01:36:24.940 oh yeah yeah it's pushing it at his eyes out it's like i mean he's like this fucking sucks i have to 0.99
01:36:34.680 do this forever dude i'm thinking that too but it's because they strategically cut off the bottom of 0.99
01:36:40.420 this picture and i want to see those uh national geographic titties yeah see protect your neck 1.00
01:36:46.320 that's right before we get out of here i do want to ask the audience and just let us know just any
01:36:52.860 feedback i i since i do send i sent this to our group chat and i said i sent a lot of the videos
01:36:59.360 of like that i have on instagram to our group chat no one watches them i don't want to get them out
01:37:04.740 there yeah clint watches them and clint knows they're really funny and really good yeah they are
01:37:08.080 you just said they're funny i just won't watch them you and david send a lot that's the hardest part
01:37:13.460 i know it's a lot and it's not the i wish instagram had a feature where you could just scroll through
01:37:18.440 those but you have to go out of each one and click in the next one i know that's the worst part
01:37:22.920 it's a garbage website i don't know why you use it because the videos are really funny way better
01:37:27.540 than any twitter videos yeah because there's no text we get it go ahead uh well i mean i i like the
01:37:33.940 advantage i get of instagram over like tiktok is like you can see an explore page like full of videos
01:37:39.180 instead of like it's just random what the next one is yes exactly oh yeah i don't i do not have
01:37:44.340 tiktok on my phone fuck tiktok i only what's most remarkable about your findings in my humble 0.99
01:37:50.860 estimation is how many racist joke videos there are it is it's crazy astonishing yes the racist 0.99
01:37:58.440 community on instagram is astonishing it really is it's it's uh it's flourishing i think it's fair
01:38:04.040 to say like legit nazi videos yeah but but but funny but funny yeah yeah like ironically nazi
01:38:15.000 maybe i yeah no i think i honestly i think it's like it's like us it's just like people who have 0.93
01:38:20.120 just they're done with the woke shit so they're gonna make as many nazi jokes as possible i i and 0.69
01:38:24.340 everybody says like it's good oh they're correct like i have it is all if it's like a funny video 0.95
01:38:28.760 they do not like remove like and also i like send a lot of like car crash and like uh like random 0.99
01:38:34.520 shit like that but to the audience the best is when the fucking black people get in on it and they 1.00
01:38:38.520 start to make jokes about like white supremacist shit god i love it so my question to the audience 1.00
01:38:44.600 is in the same way that ymh has christina peace tiktoks they go through at the end of the show 0.99
01:38:48.720 should there be a reoccurring bit where i show my uh my videos and we riff on them because
01:38:54.360 i think absolutely corner i'm down i'm down close corner all right oh yeah this is a great one yeah
01:39:00.900 i mean uh what about coles hall hi hitler hi hitler hi hitler hi hitler hi hitler hi hi barbie
01:39:08.720 i mean there it's it's i have it gets better than that it gets better oh yeah that's that's that's
01:39:14.900 like not even scratching the surface yeah that's child's play i feel like we yes yeah this is one of
01:39:21.420 my favorites i thought i wanted to send did i send this i can't remember yeah i haven't seen it
01:39:26.960 but yeah this guy ran 110 miles to repeal the civil rights bill this guy was reed coverdale before
01:39:34.500 like it actually might be reed is that old
01:39:36.800 it's still running go ahead go ahead and uh run the plug music let's get out of here
01:39:44.220 let's do it if you wouldn't mind oh wow um all right i am clint russell i'm the host of liberty
01:39:48.920 lockdown you can subscribe to liberty lockdown everywhere well today today i had or i i read off
01:39:58.960 the uh the report what's the name of the guy durham i read i read the executive summary of the
01:40:03.880 durham report it is fascinating everything that we assumed about it uh is now provably true and
01:40:10.520 it's remarkable so if you are lazy and illiterate like cole i would highly recommend you listen to that 1.00
01:40:15.960 episode oh yeah you haven't uh you have a show with uh toad and whenever the ones that are coming
01:40:22.180 out yeah yeah yeah with me and top i had top and top and toad on a the video versions up on rumble
01:40:28.400 exclusively because they are incapable of not getting me nuked but uh the audio version will be out this
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01:40:49.540 can catch me at top lobster you get me at top lobster.com that's where i sell shit top lobster 0.80
01:40:57.700 with an a on twitter that's where i am when i'm not banned um yeah do i have anything else got that
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01:41:31.080 way too many shirts and we didn't sell them enough but that's such that's so bonkers because the entire 0.58
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01:41:46.620 buy a shirt for me they moved they moved a crazy amount of no they didn't that's not true i'd say
01:41:51.680 i'd say that they came back with about um maybe like one quarter of the shirts that they bought but
01:41:59.200 they they also didn't know the sizing it's it's boring stuff they didn't know the sizing of their fans
01:42:03.520 but now we have the details of all this stuff we hold that like written down so
01:42:07.420 so anyways go to merchengine.com and buy a shirt so that top doesn't lose his job that's what we're
01:42:11.620 saying yeah it was still a success though top right he still it was massive oh yeah good
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