Ep 123 - The Cunt Side w⧸ Perry Abbasi
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 45 minutes
Words per Minute
192.79611
Hate Speech Sentences
237
Summary
Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast in the history of television, hosted by Clint Russell and Cole, and featuring Top Lobster, Barry Abbasi, and special guest Pericles, a.k.a. Election Legal.
Transcript
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So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's...
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You wanna kill me, or you wanna give me a boner?
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Any of you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in, and then do that shit where they're like,
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She was a 10 in real life, she's like a dead 8.
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It's not what this show is about. This shit is retarded.
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Welcome to the most banned show in the history of television.
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So banned, we have never even been on television.
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I am Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown, as well as co-host of Tower Gang.
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Make sure you follow him and send him pictures of your titties so that he can think about lactating.
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At Comic Dave, a.k.a. Cole, the strongest midget in all the land.
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We have Top Lobster, the most banned, unbanned man to ever walk the earth.
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And our special guest this evening, Mr. Pericles, a.k.a. Election Legal, Barry Abbasi.
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Yeah, you know, I got invited on this like a couple of weeks ago.
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I was going to bail, but then I saw like Top Lobster has some clout.
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The Tim Pool I saw came to his defense when he got banned on Twitter.
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So I said, shit, maybe some heavy hitters are watching this.
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Your appearance that sort of looks like a pedophile is, I mean, it's really what put me on to you.
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But we were thinking about, like, let's just do the show and not even send them the link.
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Because, I swear to God, we were, it's really, no, guys, look at Cole's about to leave.
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We should have had a process server deliver him the link.
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No, I feel like it's funny that we mentioned it right now.
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Because, like, he was having the same treacherous thoughts that we were having.
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But, like, nobody had the balls to, like, execute on the treacherous thoughts.
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Hey, Dickie, if you wouldn't mind playing a video of one of our listeners being attacked in the hood, I'd appreciate that.
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Well, they should actually appreciate that because he just seasoned their chicken for them.
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I love how he just keeps spraying them with his Cheeto dust.
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They actually have an undeveloped sense of like eyesight.
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It all comes back to their vertebrae, their neck.
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It's like some kind of optical nerve that goes back to their neck.
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From the gay prostitute that Toad always has over.
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After Toad killed him, we were like, we don't know what we're going to do with him.
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I think I just figured it out because you guys said black people, they don't really have a great sense of sight.
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So the reason why they talk so loudly in movies is because they're using echolocation.
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Speaking of gay prostitutes, I mean, that is a big, like in Atlanta, a problem on Grindr is, you know, you think a guy's coming over so you can suck his dick, but he sticks you up and robs you.
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So if you're in Atlanta and you use Grindr, like next time you're in Atlanta, I assume you are going to use Grindr.
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I mean, no, but I'll pull up my gun and then he'll like, we'll just sit there with our dicks out and just kind of like be like, okay.
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It'll be like how this whole thing started where we're kind of like with our guns.
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And you're like, I'm not going to show up anyway.
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It was, I mean, it's, it was on, it was blue water.
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And I was like, yeah, but it was, you weren't an early adopter.
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At least you get, you get a, but you get your fucking beforehand.
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If you're going to rob me, at least have the courtesy to blow me.
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Would it be the, the robbery or would it be like the rape?
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Cause like, if you help hold a gun on somebody, then that's now it's like the gay sex.
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So it's like, he probably wants it rougher anyway.
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Every gay man has a, every gay man has a right fantasy.
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Like in the, in the courtroom, in the courtroom Perry, would that be like considered into how much time you would get?
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I didn't know that he didn't want my firearm in his mouth.
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I'm sure a lot of judges are like doing that on the site anyway.
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He's not, but maybe Biden will appoint him with the Supreme court or something.
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But, but, but Nancy Pelosi, I think after Martha Stewart was on a sports illustrated, she'll be the next cover model next year.
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Should we, should we pull up the Martha Stewart thing?
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Look, if you were gay, what would be your grinder, like sliding the DMS move?
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So my first original screen name, like AOL kind of shit.
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I used to be big into wrestling and I love the Hardy boys.
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And so mine, mine was like Hardee's and a couple of numbers that correlate, you know,
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So that would have, that would have been my grinder account name.
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And it would have, it wouldn't even been like a far stretch.
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Cause I had a 300 Z and I thought I was a racer.
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Why'd you get rid of the, did you get rid of that 300 Z?
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When it snaps, the engine, the pistons just fire into each other.
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What was your, what was everyone's original screen name on AOL?
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My, my, mine was a fake character who was the sausage king of Boston.
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Wait, my, mine was like, it was based off this like gag on a like radio show.
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It was like a local kid lover sports radio show.
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It was just like, it was called, it was Larry horse something.
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And it was just a gag on that show was a guy called in about betting
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And that, that show kind of really like effect was the basis of my humor
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and even my, like a lot of my Twitter humor and, and, uh, what city
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No, I mean, I mean, I get commitment to the bed.
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I mean, if you're going to, you know, you don't want to break character.
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No, last week or the week, the week before that, we were like, what would
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we do if the show ever got to like a million followers?
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And immediately like toes, like I'll show my dick.
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But Clinton was like, I'll have sex with all of you.
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And if they go back, if this happens, then we're going to have to fuck.
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And everybody just kind of seemed like, all right with it.
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Well, and for the record, I said I would fuck all of you.
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Also, who would you want to wear a wig and who not to wear a wig?
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Cole, I mean, you, if you shave, have a very feminine visage.
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We could do a missionary if I'm being totally honest.
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I think the two of you that are wearing hats right now are probably going to be
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Cause I'm guessing you're covering some male pattern baldness.
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Everyone, everyone else is covering the male pattern baldness,
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I'm keeping the sides sideways instead of basically like Bozo the clown.
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You kind of look like a chairman Mao, but like really white.
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Cause it's, it's, it's unintentionally hilarious.
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He knew Jeffrey Epstein was really connected and he was like, well,
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if I look like a pedophile, I guess I can get some connections too.
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I can hobnob with Prince Andrew and Noam Chomsky.
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It was just like, it was like, how many kids have you sold to Toad?
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Well, that's, I mean, that was kind of like, he owed me for, uh, this one kid.
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Uh, but he, he couldn't, uh, he had some bets that he lost.
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Cause I don't think you watch a show and you know that you've got a betting problem.
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I have another one that is like, she's not hot.
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That looks like a, that is a, that is a, like a five.
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Although, although this is, no, I'll just send, I have one of me that is like, I was
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like, well, there's one that someone switched between me and Elizabeth.
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And it was like, it's, it looked like, uh, a really gay guy and his like, uh, him trying
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to put on a facade by having like a hot girlfriend.
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Oh, I thought it was me as a girl because I had that one of me as a girl.
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Well, I mean, that, that should be the sports illustrated.
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Next move is just to have like, like face app men as, as women just, just have straight
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Was this the same sports illustrated that had the tranny as well?
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Uh, going with an 81 year old female who I'm going to be honest.
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Hey, just so you know, if you say the T word, it's instant nuke from YouTube.
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I'm just, I'm just telling you if it, if the algos catch it.
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Like how I think, I think it's probably like same with black people.
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So, oh, oh, Cole, Cole, you're, you're now trans.
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That's why I actually don't, that's why I don't come from blowjobs.
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How does the algorithm, how does, how does the AI detect that?
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It would, it would be really funny if AI could tell what a, uh, like a transgender person
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You can, they can tell like if, if you're gay from your voice and your head motions,
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Well, that's the thing is they have to teach like, uh, because I mean, all the liberals
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talk about how you're not supposed to discriminate, but for AI to do any type of recognition
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people, they have to input something to be like, this is what black people are.
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What if the YouTube AI hasn't gotten us yet for all the gay shit that we say?
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We have a whole bunch of people on the show that enables us.
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This is the kickoff to pride month episode, right?
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By the way, today is a national anti-transphobia day.
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Oh, I thought you were going to say anti-trans.
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No, it's anti-transphobia and homophobia, which is an anti-anti thing.
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And biphobia too, which is devastating to read.
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Does that include like, like trans chasers, like guys who are, who claim they're straight
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Oh, you're talking about guys that are like, you defend boys kind of thing.
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If you're like, does that, is that included in like anti or are they protected too?
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I think they, I think they're protected today too.
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I think, I think that they would consider it bigoted to even say those dudes are bisexual.
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I'm in the, I'm in the, I'm in the protected class.
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It should just be like, like, it should be, it should be anal, but like, like men who
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have anal sex with women should be like included in that too.
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Because I, you were the only two in here that I would think had, had done it.
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This is why the camera is permanently affixed here.
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Because I, I mean, I, I've wanted to, I've wanted to try it, but, uh, Elizabeth doesn't
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I'm only, I'm only gonna get good quality shit.
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It sounds like, sounds like you guys need a sponsor.
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I've got nicotine, the nicotine version of Mentos.
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I, I, they're, they're, actually, they really helped me with, like, losing weight.
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And, before Ozempic hit the scene, I used these, I don't take Ozempic, but I use these.
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If you're gonna pull that up, I just said in the chat, pull that, please crop that picture
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How did you, how did you lose a hundred pounds?
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I, I, I, I smoked some crack, and, uh, I seasoned my crack, so, you know, I'm, you know, got
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You know, this girl, like, this girl looks kinda like Downs, like, this is how Cole looks
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I can't believe you're talking about your own self like that.
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You could like, it just looks like you with your hair grown out.
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I'm gonna find it because there is a better one.
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Is, is, is the Russie, uh, like, gaping and like drooling?
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Do you think retards have like, like, fucked up pussies?
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They could probably, they probably could do like kegels really good.
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I know I have another one, but I can't find it.
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Dude, you guys remember fucking female Dave Smith?
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We got, we got the, the video with the music in the backdrop of the, the tower gang listener
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A whole bunch of black people are attacking it.
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I'm sharing everything to the wrong chat because we just, we don't let, we don't let
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There's no way that that is the best picture of me.
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Don't you just want to fucking ring his neck, Perry?
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Cole in that picture looks like Daryl Perry from LPNH or whatever, you know, with the
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Could I interest you in the modern day Lutherans or whatever the fuck?
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I think that's more of a legit pedophile look than my look.
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Yeah, we've all got your child as the background.
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Dude, I seriously thought you meant the video of the guy that looks like me getting-
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Also, there's said in the chat, that was me on plasma.
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So that was in the midst of plasma in that picture, too.
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I think the New York Post only put this up as a dog whistle.
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He's just like, all right, no, this is a problem.
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The motherfucker knocks himself out on the ground.
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Well, dude, because those Vs are African and they're-
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The African bees are extremely violent and swarming a cop, so they're BLM.
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He's gonna keep doing this, but we'll laugh a little bit and we'll act like it didn't happen.
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If it gets like too much for me, I can pretend my internet's not working and say-
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You gotta back it up a little bit more, because I need to see-
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What I want to talk about is the people that get so out of shape that their upper torso is so fucking heavy,
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they're just incapable of maintaining their balance.
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It's like a modern version of these Greek and Roman sculptures you see of people in terrible agony, but this guy's like-
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Well, Clint, I do have a story about this, and I am in better shape than this cop.
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I'm allergic to bee stings, and the way that I found that out, the first time that I was stung, I was-
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I was about five years old, and I was at home, and my grandmother was taking care of me.
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I guess my sister must have been home somewhere.
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I was throwing bricks at this metal trough in the front yard for some reason, and there was a huge wasp's nest in it that I didn't realize was there.
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I angered them, and they swarmed me, and it was kind of like the-
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Tote, Tote, Tote, Tote, Tote, do we really have to do this?
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Macaulay Culkin, yeah, he gets swarmed by all the bees, and, you know, stop it, you know, you're hurting me, whatever, and he dies.
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Underwear was invented as a last line of defense from bee sting near balls.
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So Clint is actually badass for going to Mando.
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So I got stung in the face, and I actually have a scar on my nose from this, and I broke out
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Yeah, I couldn't breathe, and I wound up having to go to the ER and getting an epinephrine
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He just keeps getting stung by bees, and he's just permanently swollen.
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He's got some genetic defect that makes bees just...
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It was like just a regular story about anyone that has allergies getting an allergic reaction.
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No, I mean, I almost died, and then my parents...
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We already played, so we don't have to play rule number one.
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Rule number two, now that you've known Toad for more than five minutes...
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Well, I mean, he kind of served it up on a tea.
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I'll, like, have a bee in my foreskin so that when he tries to suck me...
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The bee will, like, go down his throat and, like, kill him from the inside.
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Imagine, what if you had bees in your balls, and when you came, you just, like...
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That's what makes a good joke, and that's why I like your Twitter, because, like, you're
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going one way, and then you just, like, fucking sidetrack with something.
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Is there, like, a comment of the night award that that guy can win?
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People have been asking if African-eyed bees wash their honey.
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There's been some great stuff in the comments so far.
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I really try not to, like, laugh too much at them, because I really want to keep them
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They make their own podcast, they're not listening to my shit anymore, and then fucking
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See, when we read their comments, that makes it funny.
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I want to say, fuck you to all these commenters for being stabbed when the writers are striking.
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Have we touched on that at all, about that writer strike?
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Because it is so funny to me that they're literally like...
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The biggest thing I like about it is that no one gives a fuck about these TVs.
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Have you interacted with a single person in your life that's like, man, I really miss the West Wing or whatever the fuck people watch on my radio?
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I mean, there was a lot of shows back in the day that did...
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I think it was like in 2008 or 2009 when they did strike the last strike they had.
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Yeah, there was like a lot of shows that people did like.
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Yeah, it got like absolutely wrecked because of the writer's strike.
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All the reality shows things was because they were like, well, we can't write shows anymore now.
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But yeah, it's actually a side effect of adrenochrome that you can't...
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Like you live forever, but like you can't make anything new.
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Well, it's because you're dead, but your body stays alive.
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Like on Twitter, it's like the funny thing is that like communists and socialists are trying to make this like the labor struggle.
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And it's like, I mean, if that's what your labor movement is, if it's no longer like Teamsters and like real people working, then it's not that the writers are working, but like...
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Like this is why union memberships like at all time lows, because I mean, if this is all you're offering is, you know, the people who write, you know, jokes for Jimmy Fallon and like, you know...
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It is really funny to see that all the late night shows got like, be like, well, we have to go on hold now because all of our writers, like all the people that are actually...
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The world is such a better place without these shows on TV.
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I think that the writers are doing us a service.
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And in my personal opinion, I would like to see them in unemployed for the rest of their days.
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Like, I think that that is a better future for America.
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I do watch some TV shows on streaming platforms.
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That's actually what they're really upset about is because like...
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The problem with the streaming platforms is the way they do it is they do it like on
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like a contract by like monthly basis or like they'll get like a three month contract to
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Once they get finished writing, they no longer have anything to do with the show.
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And so if anything happens, like usually they have writers on set or whatever to fucking,
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No, all this shit is going to be replaced by AI.
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Like I remember even like maybe a year ago, Marvel was having an issue with their graphic,
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the people who did all their graphics, all that shit.
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And it would just be real sloppy at some points because like they weren't even paying
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But like we're getting to a point where it's just going to be AI.
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Like I don't understand Netflix economics where they're spending like $300 million to
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It's all like on actors fees because they pay these actors like insane amounts of the directors
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And then like another problem is that they also have like is Big Wolf is they reshoot all
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And like every day a reshoot is like 500 grand or some shit like that because they get
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We should be thrilled that they're just hemorrhaging money and producing...
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And to some extent too, there's like enough TV shows have been made since like the 40s
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Like you're not gonna be able to watch them all and like...
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Like how many more times can they make another like, I guess, like another community story
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about three or four friends or how many times like...
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I think it was Top that said in the GC this week, but maybe it was someone else.
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I think we should be a writing team producing a comedy show, movie, whatever the fuck.
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We could use the commenters and give them no credit and no pay whatsoever.
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People are just like watching like TikTok now anyway.
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They're not like watching TV because they're watching TikTok on their phone.
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Well, Jose did was the one that brought up work for class.
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That's up to you if you want to bring that one up.
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We're going to lose coal for the rest of the show again.
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So during that conversation, I actually just took a screenshot, sent it to my wife, and she
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said, she did the same thing as your wife, but she didn't, you know, not all the way,
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Well, here's the thing is I always heard it was always the men that cry after sex.
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Wasn't that like kind of like a trope of like weak men?
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If you ever have it, you're going to sob, dude.
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That's always like a trope on like TV shows and stuff.
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And what I said was that before we were married, any time that me and Elizabeth had sex,
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It wasn't every time, but like a lot of times she would cry afterwards.
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Because there were like two women who joined the stream and I asked like,
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is this the first time a woman's come on your show?
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He's like, that's the first time a woman's come at all.
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I mean, I just assumed it was my alpha male masculinity that brought the ladies to watch that.
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The reason we were thinking about just ditching you completely was because we watched that
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episode with them and we were like, this was boring.
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We talked about like strange laws or something.
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The one thing I remember is, I don't know what we were talking about, but I did bring
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up that Illinois was the first state to legalize sodomy.
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Like, I don't know why we were talking about sodomy, but like in 1960.
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What I want to ask you is, have you ever had a child cry after you had sex with them?
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They were like crying before, so it's not like...
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Can you really delineate the pre and post crying?
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This is when they stop crying after he fucks them.
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That's when he brings them out to the back and kills them.
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I was going to say, that's when they're already dead.
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They only don't cry when my dick is in their eyes.
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I mean, this whole, like, Biden opening the border, that's great for pedophiles.
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Yo, Elizabeth's making cookies right now and I can smell them in here.
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All right, go ahead and run the next one, Dickie.
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We did get kicked from Patreon, so I didn't know.
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This is a Tower Gang fan driving through the hood.
00:41:43.700
The way he drove in and just started fighting, it's like the WWE Royal Rumble.
00:41:49.700
We're like, okay, another guy's coming in the ring.
00:41:53.700
You hear the glass breaking and you're like, oh, no, that's Steve Austin.
00:41:59.700
Wait, look at this person just completely dead.
00:42:09.700
Was it the same driver who was driving off at the end or did someone else take over?
00:42:23.700
The guy who was our listener in that scenario wound up dying.
00:42:39.700
Go ahead with the mailbag when you get a chance.
00:42:43.700
The mailbag was on Twitter again until we up our locals.
00:42:53.700
JC is one of them and I don't know who the other is.
00:42:58.700
It's probably Tyler, that fucking funny attorney from Los Angeles that should be disbarred.
00:43:03.700
It's crazy that they wash their chicken, but they don't wash their cars.
00:43:13.700
What the fuck is up with black people washing their chicken, though?
00:43:17.700
Like, I continue to think about it periodically.
00:43:19.700
It'll just pop into my head every two or three days.
00:43:26.700
I wonder if it's like some weird thing about like Tuskegee Institute or something.
00:43:37.700
The Tuskegee Airmen is what you're thinking of.
00:43:43.700
What the whole other direction is like, everything is out to get us for some reason.
00:43:53.700
Anytime you ask them, their legitimate answer is, there is bacteria on the chicken.
00:44:03.700
We're sure they're not just like all playing a collective prank on us with this whole...
00:44:08.700
We theorized that originally, but there's too much content for that to be the case.
00:44:12.700
Sometimes I think their entire culture is a collective prank.
00:44:17.700
The Jews got together and they got the blacks to do a prank on us.
00:44:21.700
All those shootings from the kids in Chicago, they are really committed to the prank.
00:44:29.700
But then after like a couple of years, like people just forgot.
00:44:34.700
A whole bunch of 10 year olds that start unburying themselves and going...
00:44:41.700
The whole thing about Proud Boys is a bit about like...
00:44:43.700
Was it about like not jerking off or something?
00:45:00.700
Black culture just started as we're not going to rape the white women.
00:45:03.700
And then it just became we're just going to kill each other and we're just going to
00:45:12.700
It started with something good and then just...
00:45:15.700
Because they had that Terrio guy who's like straight up FBI.
00:45:20.700
I mean this is probably the downfall of Tower Gang too.
00:45:25.700
Like Elon had an interview yesterday and he said...
00:45:33.700
He's a Hispanic white supremacist and you found...
00:45:36.700
Like Bellingcat found this Russian website with no followers.
00:45:40.700
And supposedly he wrote these white pride manifestos.
00:45:46.700
That all sounds unbelievable until you meet Top Lobster.
00:45:53.700
Elon was talking last night about that and not about my suspension.
00:45:59.700
It is crazy how much you've tried to get him to say something about it.
00:46:02.700
And he'll say something about like the stupidest shit.
00:46:09.700
What was supposedly the tweet you got suspended for?
00:46:18.700
Me and my friend are coming to your house right now to rape you.
00:46:37.700
Because he was talking about having a spaces with her.
00:46:41.700
And then you got suspended for the screenshot of it.
00:46:43.700
So how could that not be what you were nuked for?
00:46:49.700
We had to suspend you for something you said two months ago.
00:47:12.700
They don't want me saying that we should launch her to the moon.
00:47:15.700
Is this more of a possibility than I thought before?
00:47:30.700
Number one would be that they're aiming for me.
00:47:37.700
Number two would be, they're like, we have the technology to start launching people to
00:47:44.700
And this fucking guy is out here, like, giving away the plot.
00:47:50.700
It's that you expose that the moon landing was fake.
00:47:54.700
We can, like, with SpaceX rockets, we can actually bring back exiling people, like,
00:48:00.700
back in the day, or, like, sending prisoners to Australia.
00:48:10.700
Australia was, like, rapists and prostitutes they sent there.
00:48:14.700
Fast forward a couple hundred years, and they're, like, locked down because they won't get
00:48:20.700
Because Australia is probably by far the worst.
00:48:22.700
But if we made it, like, the moon Australia, would that make Australia better?
00:48:35.700
Dude, if you make a moon colony that's all rapists and prostitutes, I'm going to the
00:48:43.700
I don't like it when people refer to Australia as a continent, because to me, it's just an
00:48:51.700
I think the continent that it's on includes, like, New Zealand and some other shit.
00:48:54.700
You know all continents are technically oversized islands.
00:49:00.700
There's a specific parameter by which I go, okay, yes, continent.
00:49:07.700
If you think about it, there's really just two continents.
00:49:10.700
There's, like, North and South America, or even though, like, the Panama Canal or whatever.
00:49:20.700
And then there's the biggest island, Australia.
00:49:22.700
I noticed you're, like, going, like, east and west describing these things, but you're
00:49:26.700
wrong, because if you've ever looked at, like, the flat earth map, which is really
00:49:29.700
what we're on right now, everything is laid out way different.
00:49:36.700
But you're telling me you're a little blooper right now.
00:50:00.700
Novum says, y'all should do a racist Jeopardy game where you answer questions about black
00:50:05.700
history, racial enslavement, crime statistics, the civil rights movement, Native American
00:50:10.700
culture, what to do when dealing with certain people's situations, famous rappers, the list
00:50:16.700
That's pretty funny, but we can't really do that on the fly.
00:50:24.700
Is he saying to do it on the fly, or is he saying to do it like...
00:50:41.700
Oh, and if it's a black people category, it's called Daily Double Jeopardy.
00:50:45.700
You can do like a race sport if you have like a white contestant, black contestant, and
00:51:02.700
You should go ahead and organize it, and then we'll do it.
00:51:08.700
We can write up all the questions and answers, and then if you can also give us some of the
00:51:13.700
some of the jokes that we can clip in there with too, that'd be great.
00:51:24.700
People are mad at Ken Jennings for crossing the picket line to host Jeopardy.
00:51:29.700
He can never be a contestant now because he's a host.
00:51:35.700
Does Jeopardy just have enough like questions in the bank that just people like-
00:51:49.700
I'd just be like, I need Jeopardy questions, and then just go-
00:51:53.700
It's like, all right, cut out like 90% of the Jeopardy stuff.
00:51:57.700
Like there's fucking, it's not really hard to concoct question.
00:52:00.700
I don't think it's necessarily like the information is all there.
00:52:04.700
I think it's compiling it into questions in categories.
00:52:14.700
God, I'm tempted to pull up ChatGPT right now, yes, and ask it.
00:52:18.700
But it's not going to give you, ask it to give you a racist Jeopardy.
00:52:26.700
You have to ask it to be someone else first, and then it will do it.
00:52:30.700
No, no, related to white people's things, because it'll probably do that.
00:52:47.700
It's like black people are disproportionately affected by poverty because of white fuckers.
00:52:54.700
No, it's because of whom are black people disproportionately affected.
00:52:59.700
Damn, you really don't know how to spell Jeopardy.
00:53:48.700
Dude, it's just like, it's just basically executing like webs.
00:54:07.700
I feel like, I feel like my friends are playing the Ouija board and I'm in the room
00:54:16.700
I never, I never fucked around with Ouija boards or any of that shit.
00:54:31.700
Some friends and I, we, there was one point where we used one to attempt to conduct a
00:54:48.700
Are you one of those people that actually believes in Ouija boards?
00:54:50.700
Clint looks like the type of dude that played the Ouija board and like asked it to make
00:55:03.700
You don't, you don't think there's anything to it?
00:55:05.700
It's a fucking board that your, your friend pushes in a direction to make you shit your
00:55:12.700
If it just, if you just literally, if everyone just puts their hands there and don't move
00:55:16.700
it, don't actually intend to move it, they should just stays there.
00:55:27.700
There is no way one, like, yeah, if there's no like alpha male in the group, then it's just
00:55:35.700
I'm going to make you the alpha male to fucking move it.
00:55:45.700
My, my, so my cousin's house that is haunted, literally haunted ghost in this motherfucker.
00:55:50.700
They play that shit in the basement and I've left multiple times.
00:55:54.700
I just get up like, yeah, I'll see you guys later.
00:56:00.700
What is up with the fucking Hispanics in there?
00:56:08.700
You've hold, you've heard his stories about like his, his aunt or his mom or whatever
00:56:16.700
I've seen, I've seen like ghosts and shit like that.
00:56:20.700
I think, I think that Hispanics don't, they don't know anything about mental illness.
00:56:31.700
I've seen a Ouija board fuck with my family so much that my aunt took it and threw it in
00:56:41.700
She is mentally ill, but no, that actually happened.
00:56:56.700
Lorenzo asks, why does Clint have bad taste in women?
00:57:02.700
Clint has fucked so many different women and he's received the mythicals.
00:57:17.700
Top Lobster's mother, a Hispanic, also thinks that fucking, you know, Santeria is real.
00:57:28.700
You saw the Cleopatra show with the, where they have the, the black lady.
00:57:34.700
And the writers were like, uh, my grandma told me that Cleopatra was black.
00:57:42.700
It was their proof that Cleopatra was black was that her black grandmother told her that
00:57:46.700
that they're like, don't believe what they say in school.
00:57:51.700
I find offensive when people with no taste in women.
00:58:04.700
The closest you've ever gotten to a pussy is your own little dicky.
00:58:08.700
I don't know if this Clint has bad taste in women.
00:58:11.700
It's just that he's choosing women that are broken.
00:58:20.700
You think all the girls I've dated have been broken?
00:58:22.700
Y'all have only known like three girls I've dated.
00:58:42.700
But I will seriously date and live with those that are usually sane.
00:58:48.700
Sometimes I fall off the beaten path a little bit.
00:59:01.700
This is like kind of weird because it talks thing about it being demonic.
00:59:04.700
And then it's refusing to speak on demonic things.
00:59:41.700
Everybody put your hands on the screen so we can get the answer.
01:00:45.700
just took them a long time to read it like yeah why is it why is it always a demon that speaks
01:00:50.320
the language of the person using the ouija board like why can't there be like a german
01:00:54.880
like other demons see german demons and they're like jews like they really don't like the jews
01:01:10.940
it's kind of weird that's that's over the line german demon oh my god can you imagine bringing
01:01:18.760
the uh the ouija board and uh conducting some seances at auschwitz no no stop doing that dude
01:01:26.460
that's why your life's fucked up man i'm telling you you mess with that early on and you were doing
01:01:30.660
weird seances you probably have a demon this is what i'm sure this is what's going on like he's
01:01:35.920
like he's he's like i can't sleep i haven't slept in seven days something's scratching my walls
01:01:39.960
my coffee maker is talking to me it's a demon oh my god yeah you need to you know the problem
01:01:45.580
though you can get this solved with one appointment with a prostitute she can suck the demon i thought
01:01:50.860
you're gonna say the demon right out your dick that's where the demons are stored people don't
01:01:55.380
know this but it's true i have a lot of demons are short of the balls i can't suck them out
01:01:59.380
i think i look i'm just saying do it all right diggy last one please i got demon clogged dick
01:02:05.380
liminal vibration says tower gang all all in studio on the joe rogan experience would be the
01:02:12.720
greatest episode ever recorded i could not agree one other guy named paul who said that he did
01:02:17.740
subscribe to the locals thanks oh thanks paul thank you i i cannot imagine i mean i love paul
01:02:24.000
it's him we wouldn't fit in that studio for one uh it looks very small in there uh so we would
01:02:31.760
have to send i'll tell you what wouldn't fit in there would be our egos after doing it holy shit
01:02:36.880
i'd be so fucking stoked on us like we get we get like a couple thousand listeners per show
01:02:44.420
and we're already so fucking egotistical about this show like it would be insane
01:02:50.540
well because we run culture look go pull up pull up the first tim cast email it says
01:02:56.460
the first word on that is tower gang tower gang yeah tower gang tower gang tower gang that's what's
01:03:03.240
so funny is uh so did any of the the like the tim pool or vivic ramo swami or anyone like talking
01:03:10.100
about you did they bring up this the tower gang yeah okay oh no no no they didn't bring up tower
01:03:15.000
gang they don't fucking know what we are that was that was the article on tim on tim's website
01:03:19.440
tim's had us on so he knows yeah no but what i'll say what's really funny is uh top sent that article
01:03:24.460
to us and i did i like barely ever read articles uh oh yeah no shit so i uh i pull it up and like i
01:03:33.320
see the the you're like you're like so many words this is a problem and i was i was like i can't
01:03:40.160
believe that like i was like there's such a great thing for tower gang because the the header the
01:03:45.600
photo header was top with the tower gang shirt on and top was like the first words are tower gang
01:03:52.220
and i was like oh i just read the first thing you read though is actually vivic's uh like uh twitter
01:04:00.100
tweet about it and i read that and i just closed out the article
01:04:03.700
i didn't even see i didn't even get down to where it said we get i saw the header photo
01:04:11.920
you still won't read it unbelievable doesn't even read one word can chat gpt can you like
01:04:18.720
put a link into it and say summarize this in one sentence
01:04:21.480
that'd be interesting but please do not show us it i had already read the tweet by vivic i had read
01:04:30.020
it as a tweet and then i just read it again on the article and i was like well that's all i need
01:04:34.760
to know and i think that's why that's why you've shifted from twitter to instagram because you're
01:04:38.980
like i need less words in my life i need more imagery i know there's these fucking like 4 000
01:04:47.900
character tweets now that are like like i'm not reading that i i this is just i i think we've done
01:04:55.020
this before like but it's like yeah dude i think it's just spitting out shit like it like
01:05:00.160
i can't gpt is just terrible content if you could please run the fetterman fucking uh
01:05:07.600
no no i can't do that i can't do that that was that was a sincere inquiry from a fan of mine
01:05:15.260
that'd be so fucked up just just rip him apart i think we should do it
01:05:21.680
it seems like our style to be honest yo yo yo no this is trust me we can riff like this is
01:05:27.720
the best i haven't seen it i really want to do the poem now now that i see how distraught clint is
01:05:32.300
i'm not distraught i just i just like i don't want to hurt someone's feelings this is the best
01:05:36.120
representative for america right here yo you gotta max his volume out i want to hear this
01:05:40.560
responsibility that the head of a bank could literally could literally crash our economy
01:05:47.540
it's astonishing that's like if you have i mean like and they also realize surprise he's not in a
01:05:54.580
hoodie by the way you like those glasses don't fit on his head they're digging in on the sides look
01:06:00.200
i think they're probably just like like prop glasses he thought they'd make him look smart
01:06:05.560
as if he's actually reading right now this kind of this kind of control should be more stricter
01:06:12.320
prevent this kind of thing listen listen or should we just go on and start bailing and
01:06:19.360
sailing whoever bank regardless of how how their conduct is
01:06:26.400
oh my god what do you have to do with that how do you how do you respond to that
01:06:32.360
they don't uh the republicans want to give a work requirement for snap you know for a a hungry
01:06:40.380
family has to to have these this kind of penalties are these some kinds of word working uh required
01:06:46.920
shouldn't you have a working requirement after resale your bank with billions of your bank
01:06:51.360
you know the thing we weren't preoccupied uh when then snap uh and requirements for works for
01:06:59.100
hungry people but not about protecting the tax the tax papers you know that will fail no matter
01:07:06.180
whatever does about a bank to crash what the fuck
01:07:12.500
he's like he's like can you not understand the words coming out of my mouth like i this is the
01:07:23.140
best i could explain it right here no i think anybody can do better than this that's all of america
01:07:28.580
right because of his his brain damage he can't end a sentence it's so it sounds like a question mark
01:07:33.980
so i think he developed this as a question yeah they will they will bail whatever it does with a bank
01:07:41.320
he keeps saying he keeps saying sale instead of bailout and it's the funniest fucking thing he's
01:07:48.320
like after we sale you guys billions it's like what are you saying what the fuck like it's just so
01:07:54.320
crazy that our empire is in such like precipitous decline that this motherfucker is actually a
01:08:02.120
i think uh maybe the democrats want him to talk as much as possible to distract from
01:08:09.580
how demented biden is so it's like look like don't look at biden's brain is like probably even
01:08:17.180
worse it's like i don't know he's gonna be in congress after biden's out of office right
01:08:23.480
yes or is it oh bro no come on fetterman's not gonna survive a year imagine
01:08:28.580
both of these guys survive joe biden survives but he doesn't win in 24 so now he's got nothing
01:08:38.400
to do and this guy he has to take a leave of absence but they do a podcast together dude dude
01:08:42.780
yes who's gonna last longer him or dian feinstein
01:08:47.340
who dies first uh i say i say fetterman by six months he lasts longer wow yeah yeah
01:08:56.780
like feinstein's gonna like finish her term out because like like whenever people want her to
01:09:04.000
leave like she's just gonna say no i'm gonna like she's gonna live just to like spite those people
01:09:08.280
i mean i mean she's on hate she's just she's like bruce bader ginsburg she's gonna hold on to
01:09:14.060
the last breath yeah feinstein is already a corpse like you saw these pictures of her coming back like
01:09:19.520
that's what i was saying it's a trick question because she's already she's been dead for five
01:09:23.420
years so yeah you know what's up what's up with what you know if you can pull up the feinstein
01:09:27.020
picture that came out a couple days ago like maybe it was yesterday yeah i want to i want to
01:09:30.800
understand like what is it with the eyelids that like like once she had a stroke no no she had a
01:09:37.260
stroke i'm pretty sure she must have right i don't i don't know i have a stroke every night
01:09:41.640
dude it's not like it's causing any problems i i had one one or two strokes
01:09:52.640
i still didn't cry when i had mine oh god she just looks this is not you know that's not even
01:10:02.340
the picture she makes some good cookies though i bet she can bake the fuck out of that was not even
01:10:06.880
the picture like the ones like every other lady in the nursing home yeah no like the picture
01:10:11.660
that uh there was one like that was pretty publicized or she was in a wheelchair and it
01:10:15.920
looked like the skin was completely falling off of her face what disturbs me is when they're uh
01:10:21.340
i'm trying to do it yeah i like it like it like actually like it comes down and it flips out like a
01:10:28.660
like a vagina flap you know what i'm saying it's like a labia that's just wild to me like i just
01:10:33.920
like do you do you have to like do you have to like push it close so it doesn't dry out like
01:10:38.400
what do you do what do you do with that she still gets her hair did i mean that's the thing she gets
01:10:43.360
a diet and style true yeah so i guess she's i think i think that's a sign she says like
01:10:49.440
wasn't she gone for like three months or some shit like that i think she was gone for most of a year
01:10:55.740
yeah she had shingles that made her eyelids right like like the democrats wanted her to resign because
01:11:01.640
she's on the judiciary committee and they couldn't like approve their judges because she couldn't she
01:11:06.320
wasn't there do you guys remember do you guys remember when dennis was running for uh political
01:11:11.280
office in philadelphia in it's always sunny and charlie charlie was writing speeches
01:11:16.200
um no it sounds it sounds identical to how fetterman talks dicky if you can pull up a clip of
01:11:24.440
it's always sunny charlie and uh oh wait yeah before you do that little dicky can you pull up
01:11:31.680
uh political campaign picture i sent in the group chat there because you were just talking about
01:11:35.440
her eyelid looking like a vagina like the way it's like do people skull fuck it
01:11:40.120
you're probably not gonna want to do that one but it'd be horrific yes this picture here
01:11:48.080
yeah if you zoom in there so that's owen benjamin can you zoom in more to the thing on the left
01:11:53.100
you see that right there so he's describing nasa's new pussy no that's that's nasa says that this cup
01:12:00.180
here is the only way that they could drink in zero gravity it's a fucking vagina it's a literal it's a
01:12:05.900
vagina is that like like like when a when a trans woman gets the surgery is that what they replace
01:12:11.620
that's a mussy that's a state-of-the-art mussy don't talk shit no but this is why this is why
01:12:20.880
like you guys make fun of me when i say space is fake they suspended me for no reason space is fake
01:12:25.380
doesn't even exist this is like like just pure evidence here nasa is saying the only way to drink
01:12:30.460
from a cup is that it has to be that shape not only that shape but have like two labias coming out of it
01:12:37.360
do you think you drink from the labia side or do you drink from like the the the cunt side i think
01:12:44.700
by the way that actually sounds like a like a feminist podcast
01:13:01.420
cole cole do you drink from the bottom of it and then like lick the top there just
01:13:06.960
you actually you actually have to play with the top of it to get it to open up
01:13:11.000
the problem is all the male astronauts could not figure out how to like get it open
01:13:20.080
the problem is if it's not shaped that way then you have a squirter cup
01:13:24.920
it just gets everywhere i want to i want to dig deeper into this cunt side thing are you under
01:13:33.180
the impression that the cunt is the actual like so i'm canal no so i was gonna say the wait do you
01:13:39.120
mean cunt side that that's gonna be that's the name of the podcast federman yeah
01:13:42.180
cunt side chats it's the title of this episode so i was gonna say vagina side but i thought
01:13:50.540
cunt side sounded way funnier okay that's why i said it well vagina is the whole thing when you
01:13:54.860
when you said cunt no but vagina is the whole isn't it no i think it's the whole thing no i think
01:14:00.200
vagina is technically the whole the clitoris is on the vagina right vagina is the whole thing the
01:14:05.120
vaginal canal is the cunt yeah there's the cut the cut side and then the clit side right those
01:14:12.260
are the two sides well well i know well that's why like i think the word pussy is better for the
01:14:17.680
whole thing and then yeah or box box yo please please play this i want you guys to hear i think
01:14:25.820
charlie day is writing federman speeches but by the way this is why we endorse uh federman on the show
01:14:31.560
going to hell little man i don't think so that's politics bitch thank you charlie you ready i'm
01:14:37.120
ready okay why are you getting from the flag and the million dollar bill there do you and my dad
01:14:42.320
share this futon i need to watch always sunday yeah you do i need to just start it it's coming back
01:14:51.300
in a couple weeks what's the situation it's i sleep on the and you got the script that i wrote
01:14:57.620
grab the script i didn't mean to speak to you about this i can't read these words they're not
01:15:03.520
in the right order it's good i think you might be dyslexic bro i'm not reading this i'm gonna
01:15:07.320
no no no no no no please i think you might be dyslexic read the script once okay you want to read
01:15:11.060
the script yes all right and action i'll read the words you wrote hello fellow american this you
01:15:17.380
should vote me i leave power good thank you thank you if you vote me i'm hot what taxes they'll be
01:15:28.980
lower son the democratic vote for me is right thing to do philadelphia so do that is betterment
01:15:38.580
all right that is betterment speech i've watched enough to know charlie day is his speech right
01:15:44.160
it's more how you're doing now it sounds like like like when you see bad translations from
01:15:49.860
chinese to english yes exactly dude the writers aren't the writers aren't making tv shows they're
01:15:56.380
writing for politics at this point our our entire life has just been politics as a show this is fucked
01:16:01.700
up yeah it's what it feels like man i just i just thought it was so reminiscent of any like
01:16:07.380
literally any fetterman speech sounds exactly like that i will never now now whenever you hear him
01:16:13.080
speak you will never hear it differently it's actually i will always remember uh hello goodnight
01:16:18.060
the g-spot is inside under under her belly button so that's perfect for me because my dick can reach
01:16:24.060
my belly button so if you turn that around you know you put it inside a pussy then no yeah i'm reaching
01:16:29.040
the g-spot maybe harry tell us the truth right now we we went around the horn last week i think and
01:16:33.580
we were saying if uh if our dick reaches our belly button soft soft soft correct soft does tell us the
01:16:41.480
truth not soft no i mean but like because you're honest thank you yeah but but like so this like i
01:16:49.980
i don't i haven't measured with a ruler but it's longer than this and this is about like six and a
01:16:55.120
half inches my phone so i i say seven i round up to seven but like hard i like it not soft but
01:17:00.840
respect is it is it also that wide because that'd be awesome yeah it's exactly the shape yeah it's
01:17:08.880
it's it's a rectangle actually is it also flat as a motherfucker
01:17:13.280
would you rather would you rather have that or like a plug like like a super wide like just
01:17:23.280
super like tiny but like just wide just a fucking plug like jose's yeah like or like the flat
01:17:32.320
rectangle like a fist no but you know it was like a thumb i'm satisfied i'm i'm yeah so it's like
01:17:41.400
before i before i steal their shit they're satisfied yeah yeah that's why that's why the kids
01:17:50.240
scream so much it's just not that that they're getting fucked they're like can you imagine trying
01:17:55.760
to insert a samsung galaxy fucking plus into your anus that sounds yeah imagine absolutely awful
01:18:02.660
imagine never done that before that's the double tragedy of pedophilia is i imagine most pedophiles
01:18:09.840
have weird dicks so it's you're you're like not just like traumatizing because like you know being
01:18:15.700
raped as a child i mean anyone being raped is traumatizing but but it's that these people select
01:18:21.080
to have weird dicks and it just uh um that's you know that's the kid's first exposure to it
01:18:27.540
the double trauma of pedophilia that's a show title if ever i heard one so do you have a weird dick
01:18:32.580
right you said that you're a dick i don't know no i don't think it started out weird i think he
01:18:37.140
literally mangled he says he jerked it until it was angled upward which is savagery on a level that
01:18:42.320
very few people can comprehend yeah like oh yeah credit card credit card yeah oh yeah that's right
01:18:48.340
dude that's one of my favorite in the shower with a significant other anybody else where you just like
01:18:55.300
put your dick in their butt crack yes you say hold this i never said hold this but oh i always say that
01:19:01.440
i miss i i used to take we listen i used to take showers i'm almost every other day together
01:19:06.740
and then we haven't taken a shower together since i mean almost since she was pregnant it's been crazy
01:19:13.580
all i'm getting from what clint said is that like like when we have our tower gang studios we have to
01:19:17.940
have a group shower just like an old school gym shower and in a circle we're all holding each other's
01:19:24.600
like my understanding we each have our dick in the other one's butt crack yeah but my understanding
01:19:31.820
what i just said if you're saving money if if two guys are getting a hotel room together with like
01:19:37.580
one bed and they're sharing the bed which is normal saves money they should also like shower together
01:19:42.520
just to like save water i think it's a complete experience yeah right watch the game honestly i don't
01:19:47.940
even think i don't even think it would be gay if we were to human centipede credit card but holder
01:19:53.960
each other in a circle like i think it would be fucking awesome like it's a it's a you know it's like a
01:19:59.220
bonding experiment but if you have a flat ass that's gonna be really hard right imagine the
01:20:04.720
content like if we if we took a picture from above and it created a perfect circle oh god and that's
01:20:10.500
the owen tower gang yes yes when you're when you're in that situation i think it's like a ouija board
01:20:16.760
too where like if no one moves if everything's okay but then if one guy starts moving then like
01:20:22.040
everyone does oh we're all gonna start coming we're all just like then it gets gay
01:20:26.660
so you need uh it's the moment it's soaking we're we're just butt soaking yeah who do you
01:20:32.160
think would be the first one to to move like if we if we all set up like that like who would be the
01:20:37.880
first one to twitch i'm pretty twitchy but i feel like no twitch or twitch or get a boner
01:20:47.600
and my and my dick's in your butt cheeks then i get hard then clint looks at me getting hard he gets
01:20:54.980
hard and then and then it's a fucking mess i mean we're playing it's like a domino it's just like
01:20:59.820
when you see someone throw up and you feel fine but then you see someone throw up and then you get
01:21:03.380
sick yeah same exact thing it's not even again it's we all come it's not even necessarily gay
01:21:09.460
like just at random times you'll think of like hot women or sex and it's just like if you're when
01:21:15.020
you're working or yeah i hate that okay so like if you're all naked together in a circle
01:21:19.440
just one of you is going to have an idea about like some woman you fucked at some point
01:21:24.020
can we can we iron out the uh the layout real quick on who's in who i'll say this for damn certain i am
01:21:32.020
not putting my dick in cole's butt crack because that is going to get hard so yeah we're gonna have
01:21:36.340
to go with i was like why not why not i put my i put my i put it in cole's butt cheeks because
01:21:43.460
i know it wouldn't turn me on because his ass is like all hairy and it's probably it's very hairy
01:21:48.120
you need you need to manscape man if you have uh dick hair a lot it might be like bill pro it might
01:21:55.460
just assuming that reed's still alive i would probably select him since he has already nuzzled
01:22:01.000
my cock between his cheeks i also think you it would it would help because you and him kind of
01:22:05.520
the same height yeah it's actually it's kind of mandatory to be honest and also reed reed would
01:22:10.400
have he would be able to stand like three feet behind you anyway and just have you dick in your
01:22:15.340
butt cheeks so that works dude i think reed can reach his own mouth soft i wish he was still on the
01:22:23.620
show because i'd love to ask him but the motherfucker doesn't show up oh yeah toad has the iron maiden
01:22:27.740
forgot about that toad yeah yeah yeah because i shave my butthole so then when it like grows back
01:22:32.320
you get that like uh you don't have to shave it real like that morning or or right you better you
01:22:36.460
better you shave or do you wax no he uses fucking the weed whacker 3.0 because he's a pervert it's
01:22:41.560
the uh i think we should all shave i think the lawnmower yeah do you do you wax barry is that why you
01:22:46.400
asked that yeah i mean i go to this like uh asian lady uh a couple no shit all right that's better
01:22:51.820
yeah that's the fucking real deal yeah uh no no just the butt crack uh like why why just the
01:23:00.500
butt crack oh well um just when i'm wiping it's uh it's a cleaner it's easier yeah that's interesting
01:23:07.580
but like when it starts to grow out his hairline if you if you have like a like it the reason i've
01:23:14.160
never done it is because i do have too much hair on my butt crack and i wish i didn't but i do
01:23:17.540
and i don't want to man fuck that well of course you do but like what's the what's the alternative
01:23:21.820
so you have to fucking wax it every couple weeks because otherwise imagine it starts to grow out
01:23:27.120
and then you you have like the sandpaper that's in between your butt crack yeah yeah terrible but
01:23:30.820
day is the only other option if you really really want to like have a clean asshole throughout the
01:23:36.160
day i think bidet is the only option if like you're not into like uh really oh yeah the the bidet is
01:23:41.940
a good option my mom just called me gay but like like passive aggressively yeah she did but no i
01:23:48.400
mean that's i'm surprised like like these tech companies that have all these like play things
01:23:53.640
for their employees like ping pong tables and snacks i mean like why wouldn't they have if they want to
01:23:57.900
get like real professionals they should have a bidet uh in the office i just i just put a bidet in my
01:24:02.940
bathroom right there it's a fucking game changer it's it's crazy but i need it i do cold water
01:24:08.500
cold water well they need to the whole like you know how they market things like manly things
01:24:14.260
like this is alpha soap and like masculine what like dude wipes or whatever uh they need to bring
01:24:21.620
that to bidets because i think once they make it like you know kind of like the opposite of what
01:24:26.400
but light did you need to do that oh you need to go holy manly it's like a man
01:24:32.300
man day water we use beer beer up your ass and none of that bud light queer shit
01:24:42.360
no do bud light because we shit on bud light no you know you know they should call it the geyser
01:24:51.000
we we use bud light because we shit on it and it's still just piss water anyway
01:24:55.100
the tower game geyser i'm telling you we need to fucking start branding our stupid ideas this is
01:25:03.280
uh dick came up with butt light that's a great one but uh
01:25:08.400
have you been watching i don't know if anybody's the dude i'm like the only one
01:25:13.420
dude that's great it's like the bro except for the brawl i mean but uh has anybody i'm like the
01:25:22.180
only one that watches youtube shorts and uh instagram reels but how many of you have actually seen the
01:25:27.320
other videos about everybody walking through stores and just seeing all the cases of bud light
01:25:31.880
that no one is buying the shit is hilarious i've not seen it but now they're doing camo bottles now
01:25:38.420
to try to bring back their uh target demographic it's it's they're they're having a hard fucking time
01:25:44.080
like it's it's they think they've lost like i can't remember how many their stock has got like
01:25:50.400
every percentage point that goes down the stock is like two billion dollars and they've gone down at
01:25:54.300
least like six to seven percent they're still near they're still near their their record high for
01:25:58.640
like people like matt walsh were saying that it's because they like embrace gender ideology or
01:26:04.840
transgenderism but i think it's it's more about just like they made it the gay beer like this is
01:26:09.660
like for men who dress up like when it's it's not that you're right like this is a mockery of
01:26:13.980
womanhood it's no it's like okay if you're a you know queer who dresses up like like a woman then
01:26:20.960
you drink bud light this is so it's it's like on the opposite it's it's so i think people are
01:26:25.080
i don't know it seems like on twitter like the political people are misinterpreting this shit
01:26:30.220
it's well i mean they they took a beer that was like popular amongst like fucking bull riders and
01:26:36.720
shit and they're like hey what do you think about this it's like we don't like that at all it's just
01:26:42.880
crazy it's crazy i'm not gonna go into the reason yeah but here's the thing perry if it is the gay
01:26:48.320
beer like what you're saying then why aren't why aren't gay people drinking it i guess they're
01:26:53.240
drinking like vodka martinis and shit right they don't fuck with this yeah i mean because gay
01:26:57.340
people have a fucking uh a fine palate they're not gonna drink that shit yeah they're not stupid
01:27:02.000
how are they gonna have all their six packs and shit if they drink all this gay ass beer
01:27:05.660
yeah that's exactly dude exactly it's just it's just on so many levels it was dumb but i was
01:27:12.360
thinking uh i kind of want to start like i want to get on grinder just to go to gay men's houses to
01:27:18.440
see if they have bidets and bud like oh yeah and bud like just go and start checking out all their
01:27:24.440
shit and be like this is what gay men have i need to get this out of my house like everything they have
01:27:28.480
and like you know i'll also you have paint on your wall i'll go straight fucking drywall i don't give
01:27:34.240
shit yeah oh you have a couch not a bag not me i stand you think like you think they have a gay
01:27:41.900
day where like like like the water pressure is just like at times 10 up their butthole and they just
01:27:47.340
this was my this was my idea this was my idea we should have the um what's it called the bedenema
01:27:54.640
so it's a bidet but it's an enema so because the pressure is just turned up to 11 so you just get
01:28:00.180
fucking blasted yeah but that's also spelled like biden biden that's fine fuck him that's just
01:28:07.800
what biden gets all the time but but denema yeah that keeps him alive like every morning before he
01:28:14.500
has to give a speech he gets just like a stream of water like jacked up i'm not gonna lie i like
01:28:20.200
even though i don't want girls doing things to my ass because they have tried and i always say no but
01:28:24.960
they still try and i'm like what is your fucking problem but i think if you were to fucking
01:28:30.020
fire like a high powered stream of liquid not come toad into my ass i would probably get aroused
01:28:38.280
what do you guys think uh i mean how like hard no i'll tell you why i don't think you'd like it
01:28:46.460
because i've had so i all right confession time i sat on the bed shut it off shut it off right now
01:28:52.540
she don't give she can hear i sat on the day for 20 minutes well the toilet with the bidet running
01:28:57.380
and it was running at like low setting and i and my wife was like what are you doing i was like
01:29:01.520
keep tearing up i'm just stuck here now i'm just i like how it feels but if i turn it up more than
01:29:06.940
halfway it hurts it feels like it feels like sand being shot at my butthole i don't like that it
01:29:12.920
doesn't go in or do you think top's butthole is i would love to know i wonder what because i
01:29:18.820
i mean i've never seen my butthole top top's a brown man so i think who has seen their butthole
01:29:24.520
this is something they need to rig a rig a ring doorbell onto a bidet so you can see what your
01:29:29.300
butthole is i've seen mine because when you use the lawnmower uh 3.0 or 4.0 we're not sponsored
01:29:35.780
by them toad there's i feel like i feel like toad has a really dark butthole or actually i mean you
01:29:40.780
could just use or actually if you just use your like normal ring doorbell and just like stand in front
01:29:44.480
of your house and bend over the razor that i use actually has a laser scope on it for butthole
01:29:52.780
shaving so yeah what color is my butthole yeah it's like is it really dark i feel like it's a
01:29:59.880
really dark like really dark brown i think it no it's as pink as like the the header for for the
01:30:05.300
words there it's probably like bright pink like a fucking it's like it's pink yeah yeah i uh i don't
01:30:11.300
know why i i think i think one of my friends was telling me about his asshole and i was like
01:30:15.340
you've seen your asshole like basically the conversation we're having now so um later that
01:30:20.500
night i went into my bathroom and i pulled out my camera phone and i took a picture of my asshole
01:30:23.800
because i was like i gotta know i gotta know what my asshole looks like and uh yeah very pink very
01:30:32.400
i have a story that i'm too embarrassed to tell that i wish i'm gonna tell it i'll tell it maybe
01:30:40.860
someday it is embarrassing right now now right now i just admitted to taking a fucking selfie of my
01:30:48.120
asshole it's way worse we had to tell a story about him watching a threesome and jerking i might
01:30:55.080
tell you i might tell you after the show like oh come on jesus christ no it's i didn't even know
01:31:01.200
we had a limit on the show this yeah you've told the story it's like this is how this is how crazy
01:31:08.220
this is perry the story with toad watching the threesome was a threesome of cole his wife and
01:31:13.160
another woman and he was comfortable telling the story but this story no yeah it's crazy that's
01:31:20.640
fucking mind-blowing yeah i mean you'll have to invite me next time to watch
01:31:30.680
i'll watch i'll watch they would start providing color commentary for maybe over there just like
01:31:40.180
well one of the one of us has to be the play-by-play oh i would i would podcast i would love more than
01:31:47.180
anything like has anyone done that in porn like had commentary like like yo that's a fucking great
01:31:53.300
idea yeah toad you've been looking for a partner to make contact with content with i think
01:31:58.920
can pull this off with porn literally that's your idea or like comment on it the creepiest way
01:32:06.240
possible and you have to you have to show your faces
01:32:08.800
no no this is like it's like it's like a broadcast it is like you come in maybe it'd be
01:32:17.720
great if you could do it live this is how we go down to our on-field reporter and it's just like
01:32:22.600
right up and it's just the dude just going out he's like yeah i think i'm gonna have a good game
01:32:25.640
today if the writer strike if the writer strike goes another month i think that's that's what uh
01:32:31.820
like paramount's gonna start funding and fox uh we're gonna start
01:32:34.980
which one of you which one yeah my dick's a little strong today i think it's gonna go for
01:32:41.260
like he got busted for like viagra like two months ago and he got suspended from the league
01:32:47.820
or some shit like like they had us in the first half not gonna lie i thought it was gonna be like
01:32:52.680
the play-by-play of of the whole thing like oh uh north uh inserts his penis right now no no
01:32:58.520
no it is that but like i said it's like you also have like play on a color yeah yeah yeah
01:33:02.580
you go down to the you have the field reporter that goes down there and talks to him while
01:33:06.780
they're on the field just like i'd probably do color i mean toad seems like he'd be better for
01:33:10.780
play-by-play because yeah he looks like an idiot right he's got more uh more uh mike experience than
01:33:17.620
i do oh i'm just like uh like i mean a lot of play-by-plays are just like you know jocks like
01:33:24.580
straight in the booth they don't know anything about broadcasting so i'll just bring my uh my
01:33:28.540
experience from yeah it's very autistic just saying exactly what you're seeing yeah there is
01:33:34.100
there is a such a great like he shoots he scores i just love the on-field reporting thing of just
01:33:41.660
like they go down there and you're just like yeah the field today stinks it's really bad
01:33:46.300
i like the idea of an on-field reporter but he's like when he's talking to the guy he's also got to
01:33:52.280
fluff him like oh yeah oh that's great like as he's interviewing him he's like just like i think
01:34:00.420
he's gonna go it's like well i think i'm just gonna have to might change a few things might have to uh
01:34:05.200
you know we're gonna need the opponent to take a shower at halftime please jesus
01:34:10.960
honestly i see the lube up again uh i think i was running low on lube on that at the end of that
01:34:16.820
first half and so a lot of friction there so i gotta cut that that down so we're gonna make
01:34:22.340
some changes and we'll be back better second half yeah you came prematurely last time out what
01:34:29.100
you got one more video for us dicky to get us out of here what do we got oh
01:34:37.540
not a video but yeah but a good but a good selection nonetheless yeah but it says historic vids
01:34:45.480
yeah my ass all right so a lot of people are gonna look at this and think they're gonna make
01:34:50.500
racist jokes you're right but i think yeah i think i think that the the real the real thought here is
01:34:59.620
that they have weak necks okay so yeah you have to do anything in your power to take weight off of
01:35:06.700
the load-bearing neck so they are extending it backwards to give them a little bit of a reprieve
01:35:12.300
from the neck injuries or is it to like make it see if if that if that cop who fell over with the
01:35:18.320
bees if he had a head like that he wouldn't have fallen over exactly that's right he might have
01:35:22.460
fallen backwards but certainly not forward yeah it was crazy about this is that like you guys
01:35:28.300
remember stefan marbury yeah yeah yeah yeah where i grew up so i remember seeing him and i remember
01:35:34.680
one thing about him is that his head looked just like that it's crazy i remember him being weird
01:35:39.480
looking but so do you think that this trait can be passed down through breeding or do you constantly
01:35:43.680
have to wrap your kid's head like that no i mean that's why they're fucking wrapping their kid's
01:35:47.440
head like that because it doesn't happen naturally no i think eventually you might be able to though
01:35:51.460
because you get like i don't know there's something in the genetics where you could like cause it to
01:35:55.340
happen maybe you evolve to have heads like that no it's not it's not changing your genetics bro it's
01:36:01.180
just fucking just binding your head as you grow well it is like if they survive more the nation of
01:36:09.280
islam says dr yakub had a giant head he did like i don't know if he was uh from this tribe this he's
01:36:16.480
actually he's actually the math out of this show but his head wasn't quite shaped like this
01:36:20.380
i mean just just look at the torment that this infant is going through
01:36:24.940
oh yeah yeah it's pushing it at his eyes out it's like i mean he's like this fucking sucks i have to
01:36:34.680
do this forever dude i'm thinking that too but it's because they strategically cut off the bottom of
01:36:40.420
this picture and i want to see those uh national geographic titties yeah see protect your neck
01:36:46.320
that's right before we get out of here i do want to ask the audience and just let us know just any
01:36:52.860
feedback i i since i do send i sent this to our group chat and i said i sent a lot of the videos
01:36:59.360
of like that i have on instagram to our group chat no one watches them i don't want to get them out
01:37:04.740
there yeah clint watches them and clint knows they're really funny and really good yeah they are
01:37:08.080
you just said they're funny i just won't watch them you and david send a lot that's the hardest part
01:37:13.460
i know it's a lot and it's not the i wish instagram had a feature where you could just scroll through
01:37:18.440
those but you have to go out of each one and click in the next one i know that's the worst part
01:37:22.920
it's a garbage website i don't know why you use it because the videos are really funny way better
01:37:27.540
than any twitter videos yeah because there's no text we get it go ahead uh well i mean i i like the
01:37:33.940
advantage i get of instagram over like tiktok is like you can see an explore page like full of videos
01:37:39.180
instead of like it's just random what the next one is yes exactly oh yeah i don't i do not have
01:37:44.340
tiktok on my phone fuck tiktok i only what's most remarkable about your findings in my humble
01:37:50.860
estimation is how many racist joke videos there are it is it's crazy astonishing yes the racist
01:37:58.440
community on instagram is astonishing it really is it's it's uh it's flourishing i think it's fair
01:38:04.040
to say like legit nazi videos yeah but but but funny but funny yeah yeah like ironically nazi
01:38:15.000
maybe i yeah no i think i honestly i think it's like it's like us it's just like people who have
01:38:20.120
just they're done with the woke shit so they're gonna make as many nazi jokes as possible i i and
01:38:24.340
everybody says like it's good oh they're correct like i have it is all if it's like a funny video
01:38:28.760
they do not like remove like and also i like send a lot of like car crash and like uh like random
01:38:34.520
shit like that but to the audience the best is when the fucking black people get in on it and they
01:38:38.520
start to make jokes about like white supremacist shit god i love it so my question to the audience
01:38:44.600
is in the same way that ymh has christina peace tiktoks they go through at the end of the show
01:38:48.720
should there be a reoccurring bit where i show my uh my videos and we riff on them because
01:38:54.360
i think absolutely corner i'm down i'm down close corner all right oh yeah this is a great one yeah
01:39:00.900
i mean uh what about coles hall hi hitler hi hitler hi hitler hi hitler hi hitler hi hi barbie
01:39:08.720
i mean there it's it's i have it gets better than that it gets better oh yeah that's that's that's
01:39:14.900
like not even scratching the surface yeah that's child's play i feel like we yes yeah this is one of
01:39:21.420
my favorites i thought i wanted to send did i send this i can't remember yeah i haven't seen it
01:39:26.960
but yeah this guy ran 110 miles to repeal the civil rights bill this guy was reed coverdale before
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it's still running go ahead go ahead and uh run the plug music let's get out of here
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let's do it if you wouldn't mind oh wow um all right i am clint russell i'm the host of liberty
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lockdown you can subscribe to liberty lockdown everywhere well today today i had or i i read off
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the uh the report what's the name of the guy durham i read i read the executive summary of the
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durham report it is fascinating everything that we assumed about it uh is now provably true and
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it's remarkable so if you are lazy and illiterate like cole i would highly recommend you listen to that
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episode oh yeah you haven't uh you have a show with uh toad and whenever the ones that are coming
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out yeah yeah yeah with me and top i had top and top and toad on a the video versions up on rumble
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exclusively because they are incapable of not getting me nuked but uh the audio version will be out this
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weekend i almost said faggot three times by the way we will be in tampa uh many of us will be in
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tampa for dave smith and robbie defires live show and uh if you're there say hi yeah a couple days i
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forgot about that we'll be out there come out say hi give us a tip dollar tip month tip month you
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can catch me at top lobster you get me at top lobster.com that's where i sell shit top lobster
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with an a on twitter that's where i am when i'm not banned um yeah do i have anything else got that
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oh yeah merge engine merge engine and also help me fight elon musk i'm trying to fight him or get
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them to follow me it's one of one of the two we're gonna we're gonna fight bro yeah we're gonna
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be enemies and we're gonna be like fucking best friends that's where you know the easy way or the
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hard way uh by the way todd did you hear uh lewis say that they didn't sell enough uh like shirts and
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stuff at skank fest last year really yeah that's what he said on skanks he was like yeah we bought
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way too many shirts and we didn't sell them enough but that's such that's so bonkers because the entire
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fucking three or four days was just a line of people buying shirts what he said though he was
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like it would have been like everybody would have to buy like three shirts it was like you have to
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buy a shirt for me they moved they moved a crazy amount of no they didn't that's not true i'd say
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i'd say that they came back with about um maybe like one quarter of the shirts that they bought but
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they they also didn't know the sizing it's it's boring stuff they didn't know the sizing of their fans
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but now we have the details of all this stuff we hold that like written down so
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so anyways go to merchengine.com and buy a shirt so that top doesn't lose his job that's what we're
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saying yeah it was still a success though top right he still it was massive oh yeah good
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cool uh towering cole fat comic dave on twitter uh whatever hit the bell when you subscribe to
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and but mostly but not least mr election legal what's up harry late on him thank you for having
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me you uh you uh i learned new things about myself today uh that's that's what we sought out to do i
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appreciate that and uh uh so um yeah just follow me on twitter uh election legal i don't have any
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merch yet maybe someday i will so uh follow me and you'll you'll find out about that fuck yeah
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shout out to our mailbag boy we don't give him any credit but he does a great job he
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fucking kind of slacked tonight if i'm being honest but usually he does an amazing job
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thank you so much for helping us out brother we will see you guys next wednesday make sure
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you kiss your mother and tuck her in at least take us out with random random out
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disrespect more offensive than ls no disrespect redhead libertarian is their best friend unless
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they get raided then they never met never met none of this shit be new to me truly clint is a
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sexual brute to me sorry no booster seat get them tall boots on you not a mitchat fuck every podcast
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that won't stoop to me libertarian won't be the same day revolutiony that's a word i miss grammar
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