Tower Gang - Ep 124 - That Pussy Spittin'

00:00:00.000 What's up retards. I'm trying to start a cult here, baby, so I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's 1.00

00:00:09.000 Mussy. 1.00

00:00:11.000 You want to kill me or you want to give me a boner? I don't know. 1.00

00:00:15.000 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny. 1.00

00:00:18.000 How low is me, I'm retarded. 1.00

00:00:21.000 Any of you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit where they go, 0.99

00:00:25.000 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. 1.00

00:00:29.000 I was watching it and jerking off. 1.00

00:00:32.000 You fucking asshole. 1.00

00:00:35.000 Toad's on fire! 1.00

00:00:37.000 She was a 10 in real life. She's like a dead 8.

00:00:42.000 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:00:43.000 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.

00:00:45.000 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00

00:00:48.000 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:55.000 It's not what this show is about. This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:00:59.000 Wee! 1.00

00:01:01.000 It's Wednesday, May 24th, and you know what that means. 1.00

00:01:04.000 It's time for another Motherfucker Gang, bitch! 1.00

00:01:07.000 This is Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown. 1.00

00:01:10.000 We got Toplopsta, the proprietor of Toplopsta.com.

00:01:14.000 We got Cole, a.k.a. Fat Comic Dave.

00:01:16.000 We got Jose, Mr. No Way Jose.

00:01:18.000 And we got Toad, the thuggest of the ruggest.

00:01:22.000 And in honor of our very special evening, our 100th episode, I have no idea how many episodes we've done.

00:01:29.000 I think we should start this off with the National Anthem.

00:01:32.000 We don't demonstrate our patriotic side very often, so let's go ahead.

00:01:35.000 Real quick, it's episode 124.

00:01:38.000 We do this once a week, and we've done this 124 times.

00:01:41.000 That's crazy.

00:01:42.000 A couple of times we did it twice.

00:01:44.000 Yeah, everybody knows episode 124 is customary to salute the flag.

00:01:49.000 Yeah, please, silence for the National Anthem. Thank you.

00:01:52.000 Yeah, stand up. 1.00

00:01:53.000 Stand up and fucking... 1.00

00:01:55.000 Stand up. 1.00

00:01:58.000 You gotta wait for the music to sound, you retard. 1.00

00:02:00.000 It's like you guys weren't even in the military. 0.99

00:02:02.000 I know, right?

00:02:03.000 We need sounds. We need sounds. We need sounds.

00:02:06.000 Oh, sounds not working?

00:02:07.000 Fucked up the joke, guys. 0.97

00:02:09.000 Fucked it up. 0.98

00:02:10.000 Alright, just play it now. I've lost all of interest. 0.98

00:02:12.000 Fucked it all up. Fucked it up to death. 0.99

00:02:15.000 God damn it. 1.00

00:02:16.000 We planned this moment for so long. 1.00

00:02:18.000 I know!

00:02:19.000 This is going down.

00:02:20.000 I blame a little dude.

00:02:21.000 There we go, there we go.

00:02:22.000 Okay, everybody stand please, thank you.

00:02:23.000 You gotta wait for the music to sound, Cole.

00:02:25.000 You gotta wait for the music to sound, Cole.

00:02:26.000 I'm that little guy.

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00:02:52.000 America, fuck yeah. 1.00

00:03:02.780 america fuck yeah oh man no military bearing there i didn't realize uh gary busey's son had 1.00

00:03:27.600 downs yeah if he recorded that and played it backward in a spooky house it would sound the 0.99

00:03:32.360 same exact way i just want to say it's been a dream of mine to uh sing the national anthem at a uh at a 0.95

00:03:41.560 baseball game and i'm just glad i was finally able to realize that uh that's not like fucking 0.96

00:03:46.260 ghosts like if you heard if you didn't you heard that like in your house you'd be like 0.99

00:03:50.780 this motherfucker haunted the best part about this is i didn't realize so i sent it um 0.97

00:03:57.660 to the group because i thought it was hilarious yeah i thought it was hilarious and i didn't 0.99

00:04:04.520 realize until i went back to it this was posted by the actual baseball team this i thought when i

00:04:10.560 first saw i thought it was a meme page that just posted it as like it's just funny scene it's

00:04:15.800 hilarious i thought it was one of our five patreon supporters i'm stunned that it was

00:04:19.260 i just saw it like so all the little like amazing things that was put on by the teams like so they

00:04:26.440 actually like filmed this put it on their own social media and it was like yeah it's so smart 0.92

00:04:31.760 it's so smart because you know that shit's gonna go viral but it's like you're not laughing at him

00:04:37.180 you're just using the fact that it's funny as you know that baseball teams like their esg section was 0.98

00:04:43.560 like we have to be more inclusive so they added they were like to who they're like you know the 0.95

00:04:48.320 fucking retards and so they're like oh this is great this is we made trains with those reasons 1.00

00:04:54.820 that's actually really smart because everyone is so everybody it's so polarized with every other 1.00

00:05:00.620 fucking categorization of people but not with the tards we all love that this is literally 1.00

00:05:05.500 this is how you bend esg to your will instead of like going to the gays and trannies and fags and 1.00

00:05:14.900 all them just go down everybody loves downs people no one gonna get upset you target put 0.98

00:05:20.280 out like a bunch of downs clothes instead do like uh i'm around to be down i'm down for downs

00:05:27.320 you attract the audience of people like us they're like

00:05:31.920 and then you attract the other audience of like oh my god look at them bless their heart

00:05:37.720 it's perfect and you're getting your esg score the same and your esg score has to go up i mean

00:05:42.360 like you guys sent that to me but then my grandma could also send it to me and be like how inspiring

00:05:47.540 is this yes exactly perfect messaging honestly i what the the great thing too is uh target we've

00:05:53.160 already we're starting a roster of uh downs people that we're going to get to a live audience

00:06:00.120 this is the whole reason we have the downs cooks we have the downs trans uh dancers and now we have 0.94

00:06:05.140 uh uh the music uh the national anthem for start to show off yeah we need to tell the audience about

00:06:10.880 the love connection we made uh it's only me and top or top and clint they would know about it uh

00:06:17.000 because you guys weren't there no no cole would know and they would well cole would know but he

00:06:21.460 wasn't there uh on uh saturday so but like we're talking about do you remember the wheelchair guy

00:06:25.820 oh i heard yeah i heard it the buff wheelchair guy yeah yeah yeah yeah oh you remember the hot 0.96

00:06:30.200 chick the random hot chick that showed up too just the one hot chick and you're like what the fuck 1.00

00:06:34.780 like what where'd she come from not robbie no one just like they showed up at which 0.99

00:06:39.940 like and she's like just really pretty and just a good like a good and just ran it by herself that 0.99

00:06:50.460 was the weirdest part she's just by herself like a year and a half ago i i don't remember that so

00:06:54.620 yeah yeah it was like a year and a half ago and that uh that video still getting kind of come out

00:06:58.820 swear to god it's just uh it's on the eddie cutting room floor no you know what that'll be

00:07:04.160 it's like a that's like a uh a time capsule to our origin story that we can release it on like

00:07:08.920 our 10th anniversary it'd be great yeah that's cool but anyways uh we caught them together uh those

00:07:16.920 and it seemed i mean they both were like oh it's none of them but like let's be real we got the vibes

00:07:21.460 like yeah we caught and it made me think it was like interracial couple dating you know they're

00:07:26.980 like ashamed of it but it was weird i saw that i'm just like my first thought is like because he's a

00:07:32.620 cripple and he's a great guy but i'm like what is this hot chick want with him and then i started 0.99

00:07:38.000 thinking about it and then i realized i think that he's kind of hot dudes in wheelchairs it's the same 0.92

00:07:44.200 effect as chicks with tattoos if you're an ugly chick and you get a tattoo you're uglier if you're a hot 1.00

00:07:50.600 chick and you get tattoos it'll make you hotter or about the same now when it comes to wheelchairs 1.00

00:07:55.020 i think the same thing applies to dudes if you're an ugly dude you're like gross like i don't want 0.98

00:08:00.140 to date that yeah but now if you're a hot dude you're right and you get it it's like dude look 0.91

00:08:04.020 at this hot guy in a wheelchair like you're inspiring and sexy like you know and it's like and you know 0.99

00:08:10.240 his tongue game is on oh yeah oh yeah for real and you can you can make that dick hard anytime you 0.99

00:08:15.380 like i guess that's just like any regular man but like you can also see it because it's like 0.99

00:08:19.100 there's no you can't hide it when your your legs can't move so it's just immediate just 1.00

00:08:22.520 straight up i mean oh my god i like to imagine he's a huge fucking dick and it's just like so 0.99

00:08:29.060 it looks like but he can't use his legs so it's just like here you go it's always it's always the 1.00

00:08:33.240 guy with the skinny legs that have the big old dicks so i mean if you if you're crippled i mean 1.00

00:08:38.360 all that atrophy i think that's an absolute illusion your dick gets bigger yeah yeah your dick 1.00

00:08:42.340 actually ends up being wider than your legs all the meat goes from your legs to your dick 1.00

00:08:46.200 a small price to pay 1.00

00:08:49.460 how much of your uh how much of your lower extremities like you can be like below the

00:08:57.840 knee i can't move it like below like how much of that would you give up for like a couple inches 0.99

00:09:02.320 on your penis oh like how much function of my body yeah yeah yeah 0.99

00:09:06.100 i'll be like i can't maybe like a pinky finger movement or something 0.99

00:09:13.300 i feel like this is doable depending on where it's starting from is this i'm saying i'm saying it

00:09:18.940 starts at your feet so it starts going up it starts at the feet and goes up so it'd be like 0.80

00:09:22.940 i can't move my feet that sounds like literal fucking torture for what 0.91

00:09:26.460 how many paralyzed toes equals one inch right that's that's the question yeah the conversion 0.97

00:09:33.220 rate matters but even then a tenth of an inch per toe so you get one inch oh my god i have to

00:09:37.720 have all of my toes all your toes that just means you can't move your toes you're just toes can't

00:09:43.340 do you know how clumsy you're with useless toes imagine trying to walk with no muscular control of

00:09:51.080 your toes that's an extra inch just for some like special like some special shoes and you get an 0.99

00:09:56.840 extra dick link like an inch of dick link for some special who feels their toes like can you feel 0.84

00:10:03.060 your toes right now but you wouldn't be able to move them top you can't balance like with your toes 0.99

00:10:07.280 and you're like i do that all the time i'm like a monkey you balance with your toes bro trust me are

00:10:11.780 you telling me you can give up like both of your pinky toes for like two tenths of an inch come on

00:10:16.520 who wouldn't do that my pinky toes are already in capacity that's why your balance so it's like 0.99

00:10:22.580 like you just have like this big old dick but like you just can't stand up that's a whole i mean 0.99

00:10:27.340 um i would absolutely double my like dick length for two pinky toes i mean come on who wouldn't 0.99

00:10:33.820 uh is it pinky toes that are not even like work so apparently i think they do i'd rather lose the 0.97

00:10:43.720 pinky toe entirely than to like lose the function in it because i feel like it'd be like feel like

00:10:49.060 it was asleep probably or it'd be i don't know i just i take two inches and below your knees you

00:10:55.800 can't like feel at all i know absolutely no no no no it sounds awful so it's like it's like you have

00:11:05.140 uh prosthetic legs but they're still there like they're still like it's they look you look normal 0.99

00:11:10.140 oh i gotta be blade runner yeah but but but like you know the little like ting ting motherfuckers 0.99

00:11:16.080 your legs jose you mean the uh the south african uh runner that doesn't have legs who murdered his 1.00

00:11:22.520 girlfriend that guy i have a better story i have a better idea you can get two inches on your dick 1.00

00:11:27.320 but once a day at random you just get fucking hammered in your funny bone hammered in your funny 1.00

00:11:33.940 in your in your elbow now i just really don't have that desire for a bigger dick i mean i don't 1.00

00:11:39.880 like that cringe but once a day you just that sounds god awful do you think jose has given up sex 0.99

00:11:45.500 honestly i don't know i've been married for 10 years as as the only man on this podcast whose uh 1.00

00:11:52.200 dick can reach his belly button uh i would not do any of this that's because you're fucking 1.00

00:11:56.340 on the rack so it's like an inch away we hate you i don't know i don't understand the desire for a 1.00

00:12:05.080 bigger dick that much i guess oh i very much want a bigger dick but i like my dick i would love for 1.00

00:12:10.060 it to be two inches longer that'd be hilarious but at what price you think lieutenant dan got better 1.00

00:12:16.900 looking after he was in the wheelchair no no because he became an alcoholic gary sinise is 0.98

00:12:21.480 an ugly bastard yeah yeah oh that's not attractive man i feel like that's a hot take right there 0.97

00:12:26.540 no it depends there's movies where you're like all right you're kind of steadily but he has that 0.99

00:12:30.360 like white trash look to him and kind of greasy like he's just like easily and greasy i like the 1.00

00:12:37.360 idea of jose and his wife of jose going to a movie and discussing like like jose really discussing 0.94

00:12:43.540 like the the handsome ability of some of the the lead roles yeah well see i i think where jose's uh

00:12:51.140 like wheelchair theory kind of starts falling apart is if you start applying it to homeless people

00:12:56.480 no but he's saying if you're a hot homeless dude in a wheelchair i mean i think you might be able to 0.97

00:13:02.820 pull some pussy no although i don't think that thing exists technically because i just started 0.99

00:13:09.640 watching uh it's always sunny and there was a whole episode about uh dudes in wheelchairs getting 0.99

00:13:14.780 way more pussy than dudes not in wheelchairs yeah so this is a phenomenon that that is known 1.00

00:13:19.880 this is why i don't know if it was like it's guys guys makes you hotter adaptive this is why black 1.00

00:13:25.960 people got the week next because they know that like pussy's even more easy to attain man this is 1.00

00:13:31.500 crazy i don't think that logic follows i don't know it's like a wheelchair disgust and stunningly 0.99

00:13:38.400 it doesn't make you more attractive i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna body looks like it should be in a 0.99

00:13:43.920 wheelchair i'm gonna get an actual dude totally so fucked if he was in a wheelchair you may as well 1.00

00:13:50.440 just commit seppuku at that point like that gets game over you're not you're there there's no pussy 1.00

00:13:55.720 at what at what weight do you think you start using one of those fucking people movers like 1.00

00:14:00.560 you know i'm talking about like the the fat people in target and in walmart oh yeah oh like a like a 0.99

00:14:07.600 mobility scooter yeah yeah yeah yeah like when do you just give up and start like two and a half bills

00:14:12.160 i actually think the bullying's paying off he looks like he's slimming up a little bit yeah you have to

00:14:18.120 no no no no no no we need to talk about this i have been really hard on him lately because he's not

00:14:24.340 sleeping he's not sleeping and he is he listen this is for the just like this is to get toad i have

00:14:30.720 threatened toad to kick him off the podcast for oh yeah if he doesn't sleep because what he's doing

00:14:36.580 is he's taking nyquil and then he's offsetting it with extreme caffeine use yeah it's like doing drugs

00:14:44.420 without being cool and doing drugs i am and well and the nyquil uh like like the other night like

00:14:51.700 sunday night it like completely shredded my insides like i woke up in the middle of the night because

00:14:56.820 it was so painful and i thought i was gonna have to go to the er or something i'm like this is uh 0.98

00:15:01.640 get your shit together or do real drugs 0.98

00:15:03.700 why are you taking nyquil and massive amounts of caffeine like i have a lot of problems 0.99

00:15:09.560 no i know but why are you doing that though because they like i hate myself

00:15:13.520 it makes no sense you got nothing else to do go to sleep i don't get it that's the thing it's like

00:15:21.140 i'm like get eight hours it's not hard to get eight hours you are literally the person with the least

00:15:25.920 amount of responsibility here no no i was literally 10 o'clock to six o'clock i mean no i guess clint 0.85

00:15:31.200 no i was out until 2 a.m on sunday well you got bitches to care for clint so he doesn't because i went 0.99

00:15:37.300 i went to a blink 182 concert and my commute home took like two and a half hours

00:15:43.540 and and actually no actually this was uh two days before that i went i went to the celtics game two

00:15:56.060 days before that and had a similar commute and a guy fell asleep i didn't want to bring this up i

00:16:01.040 didn't want to bring this up but uh the two games that you went to for the celtics they look like 0.95

00:16:05.060 absolute dog shit and i think you're a curse i went to three i went to three and one was their 0.98

00:16:10.120 best playoff game he was playing with ouija board yeah he's playing with ouija board he released all 1.00

00:16:15.820 the demons into the uh and he it's it's basically like the um like man it's like man what top you're

00:16:23.740 frozen for me top what is going on no the first the first game that i went to was like their best

00:16:32.040 playoff game maybe ever and then uh the other two they lost but i i'm seriously i i really want you 0.92

00:16:38.580 to go to fucking sleep like it's it's bothering me yeah like i mean because and then because the 0.97

00:16:44.660 problem is you come in and you complain about the all the ailments you have and every time we say 1.00

00:16:48.940 go to fucking sleep and work out and you go okay okay and then i'm just like shut the fuck up man 1.00

00:16:55.560 like he's not he's not interested in in fixing anything he just he just likes to like and he 1.00

00:17:00.260 comes back and then inform us no no stop complaining about it if you don't fix it but that's the whole

00:17:06.040 thrill he loves to bitch about it yes he's like literally like everyone's ailing grandma that likes 0.70

00:17:12.380 the attention that she's dying he's he's the mom and sopranos pay attention to me listen to all my 0.99

00:17:17.460 he's like he's like every he's he's every jewish chick in a bagel shop in new york city 1.00

00:17:21.660 that's what toad is i uh oh the goida oh i i i i got a lot you who you fucking is 0.99

00:17:30.840 i mean i you gotta sympathize with my goida 0.93

00:17:34.880 clint no you know in 2017 i got a lot healthier i was way worse i was like 200 pounds basically at

00:17:42.120 five six i love it for a second 45 pounds about to slip into his his boston like alter ego and he's

00:17:49.060 like nope don't do it thank you toad but go on uh i mean it's it's hard not to 0.96

00:17:54.080 he talks about hearing his toaster talk and his fucking it's it's my my wall my wall does have 0.98

00:18:06.500 like this weird like static like radio like thing where i can hear like voices and music 0.98

00:18:12.120 do you think that you're schizophrenic because that'd be fucking rad don't the wild thing is 0.97

00:18:16.880 once you start digging into like parapolitics and a lot of the crazy shooters and stuff like 1.00

00:18:20.560 the mcveys or or the guy who shot like elton like not elton john but uh the faggot with yoko ono 0.99

00:18:26.940 uh john lennon john lennon yeah like once you start digging like some of is there are a lot of them 0.96

00:18:31.420 that make have their weird allusions to hearing things like that and like but swearing no i'm saying

00:18:37.800 it's like and but there's always weird government things in there too you're like people almost the

00:18:43.320 illusion that like uh that they are there is some sort of device to where maybe they are able to

00:18:48.280 people like that and they call them like uh extra low frequency uh vibration like it's a whole

00:18:54.240 fucking conspiracy hold on do you think like whenever uh toad does get arrested for this and 0.90

00:19:00.620 there's like they show him he just shot um i don't know fetterman or something like that 0.96

00:19:04.780 because he finally snapped do you think they'll actually pull a clip from this show to for the uh

00:19:09.480 for the headshot it's just here he's clearly expressing rampant mental illness and they're

00:19:14.240 going 0.83

00:19:14.400 no it'd be amazing if he if he commits some sort of mass shooting which by the way i think he's

00:19:23.240 like odds on favorite amongst us to do anything crazy like that but if they were to pull the clip 0.99

00:19:27.920 of him going and they were having sex and i was jerking off and then we all bust out laughing 0.94

00:19:31.940 and they showed that a thousand times on tv oh my god they could totally craft the narrative of 0.97

00:19:37.400 like we were what broke him and like what fostered a psychosis and look at the at the what the right 0.98

00:19:45.120 wing is doing and how like they are perverting the the innocent normal guy to fucking mass killer 0.95

00:19:52.140 pipeline or whatever yeah yeah it'd be a dream come true you realize how famous we would be 0.99

00:19:57.020 yeah i mean i can already see the fucking reporter fucking nutting himself ever writing this 0.99

00:20:02.300 i think i think that's like the best we can hope for for toad's future is that he ends up in prison 0.99

00:20:06.600 for the rest of his life and we end up being the most popular comedy podcast on the planet

00:20:10.760 i'll do it he calls in for prison for legal reasons that's a joke but

00:20:17.200 it's probably true all right so i have a really good idea but i want to i want to talk to be back

00:20:27.380 here before i start it all right so let me give you the premise so i was thinking about it right

00:20:30.880 and there's like a lot of angles that are really fucking boring when it comes to the alliance between 0.83

00:20:34.940 corporations and the government but there's a really fun one okay let's try and and spitball

00:20:42.100 pitches from i'm sorry i i gotta i gotta address i love our producers getting fancy just like

00:20:48.660 trying the different different shots i'm trying to get professional with it i like i like the solo

00:20:53.780 shots all right so the idea is solo shots that's what i do every night i was about i was going to

00:20:59.860 make a cum shot uh joke and then i was like i'll let toe do it instead you know what he executed 0.61

00:21:05.460 well i was like i thought about it and i was like nah i'm gonna let him go it's good you let him 0.93

00:21:09.040 experience what a good i'm having a lot of issues here i think you guys are better yeah yeah yeah we

00:21:14.680 can hear you bro yeah okay you're good man all right so so top here's my idea right so there's

00:21:20.360 going to be a moment if if we prevail where like esg dies and and the big corpos that have gone woke

00:21:27.140 start to try and make amends with their customer base because i don't know blackrock goes belly up or

00:21:31.980 something like that so i was thinking i don't think target's ever gonna like there's no fun way of

00:21:36.960 like reversing target's course but there's already mentioned it the downs thing that's already that

00:21:42.140 no that's good that's good but i was thinking we can we can pitch uh ad campaign ideas for bud

00:21:47.440 light to try and claw back the alt right that used to be their their customer base you guys think

00:21:52.700 by the way target already is apologizing oh they've already removed yeah they already removed

00:21:58.440 everything they're like we're sorry we'll remove the i don't i don't understand children's what was

00:22:04.240 what was the pushback i didn't even see what the target thing was that they were selling like trans

00:22:09.140 and queer uh i know but what kind of pushback swimsuits for children i think people would just

00:22:14.080 online for just it's just yeah it's just social media influencers saying that they're gonna protest

00:22:17.760 it was alex stein actually specifically he went to a target and uh and wore one and basically was 0.58

00:22:23.940 like showing his dick and was like look at the talk yeah i think for some reason that was a 0.96

00:22:28.480 different one to because they were arguing about um the for some reason like that target is now 0.99

00:22:35.560 selling or i don't know if it's now selling or has always sold uh bikinis that have like an extra 0.96

00:22:41.900 like piece of fabric to where what the conservatives are saying that the men put their penis into

00:22:48.100 to tuck it yeah but the women were always like there's always been that piece of fabric in there 1.00

00:22:53.000 yeah which is news to me i guess like women i guess yeah like there's uh what's that fabric for 1.00

00:22:59.580 anyway they it's for discharge discharge and shit like that no what's discharge why is it like a 0.89

00:23:05.220 pocket is it no it's for you guys so they can just randomly fly out of like a little basically no 0.71

00:23:12.080 like literally that's a self-cleaning thing so it is kind of sort of always oozing so it'll just 1.00

00:23:17.180 spit uh that's just spit pussy's basically a drooling retard hey bitch that yo pussy's spitting 1.00

00:23:25.700 right now i'd be drooling baby no they uh yeah it's called douching actually but uh 1.00

00:23:33.480 what are you talking about i thought i thought that the um yeah i thought that pussy spittle we can call 1.00

00:23:40.400 that i i thought i thought that uh what was really going on was that's all that pussy's not 0.99

00:23:44.900 some of these swimsuits actually uh actually are designed for boogers 1.00

00:23:49.840 no they're designed for women who have like huge meat curtains to like tuck them into it i'm pretty 1.00

00:23:55.940 sure that that's like a phenomenon so do you think this guy knows what's a snail trail protector

00:24:01.020 yeah that's right do you think cookies grows two-toed is that why you're not i love how

00:24:07.820 clint didn't even like wasn't picking up what you're putting down but it's like you haven't

00:24:12.740 been it's just like i don't know if you just haven't been a long-term relationship enough 1.00

00:24:15.480 to even just understand a vagina that way other than putting your penis in it 1.00

00:24:18.560 my women just respect me enough not to fucking tell me about their pussy spit oh guys listen okay 1.00

00:24:30.260 i i'm gonna tell this story about my house that we've been asking clint let me tell you about my 1.00

00:24:35.180 pussy no we should bring it up go ahead go ahead oh yeah yeah bring it up bring it up yeah yeah so 1.00

00:24:43.280 at top lobster i don't even know if we said this on here top lobster ranch oh we're talking about 0.99

00:24:47.640 oh we're gonna do this story oh all right all right if i want that there's a crazy person involved

00:24:54.800 i didn't even know about this until after drop it on i i feel like i shouldn't but i

00:25:01.020 funny clint's like go for it and i'm like i mean i don't even know why it's a big deal just go for

00:25:07.760 it okay i think it's it's funny okay so all the guys are sleeping in my house some people are sleeping

00:25:12.840 in rooms some people sleep in different places reed was sleeping with toad again it's gross

00:25:16.840 no i was uh i was down actually you're right i was downstairs it doesn't matter 0.98

00:25:20.660 yeah with reed and keep the story moving shut up you are irrelevant 0.72

00:25:24.680 i know i am so like after everybody left me and my wife go we clean up the rooms 0.94

00:25:30.900 all this and we deflate the airbed we take the sheets off and my wife notices that there's like 0.82

00:25:39.320 panties and she's like but like they're real small so she's like did clint's girlfriend leave 0.99

00:25:46.400 his pants i feel like i shouldn't tell the story no you're already in it now you're already in it 1.00

00:25:51.280 now like you're already you can just stop it fuck the audience who cares women are the worst i don't 1.00

00:25:56.820 want to deal with their craziness and i feel like we may experience anyway there's no crazy i got up to 0.99

00:26:02.180 this point you spent all the time with that one woman involved the story you're gonna tell me there's

00:26:06.120 no crazy there are you there's no crazy in this story there's no crazy in this story so so hold on

00:26:12.280 the story she's crazy it relates to what we were just talking about because the panties that we 1.00

00:26:17.540 found had a little bit of that that pussy drip that pussy drip yeah there's a little bit more than 1.00

00:26:23.460 that on there it's a spittle it's to be like can't be my bitch that pussy don't ooze 1.00

00:26:27.420 had you had you have told me that i would have told you that ain't mine yeah 1.00

00:26:33.900 a little bit a little bit of a skid mark there my girls ain't spitting i only date chicks with 1.00

00:26:41.340 non-drooling pussy what a fucking weird thing so you're telling me that you all all right so 1.00

00:26:47.620 one i have heard of the term this is clueless as you if not more so i have heard of the term 1.00

00:26:53.660 discharge i just don't know what the fuck you're talking about does it actually like 0.94

00:26:56.560 like does it shoot it out what does it do 0.99

00:26:59.440 i can imagine i can imagine it dribbling a little bit i can't i can't imagine discharge

00:27:09.600 discharge is like what a firearm does and i don't understand the language the language 0.99

00:27:13.700 throws me off it's whenever they sneeze it just shoots out like a fucking rocket 0.98

00:27:17.460 yeah like a snot rocket yeah okay what a discharge just means something that comes 0.98

00:27:23.960 out it doesn't it doesn't have any reflect at all on the on the uh force with which it comes

00:27:29.800 out it discharges it's like a little bit of uh like an

00:27:32.480 come on man that was a little rough i just feel yeah i feel like don't don't don't talk about this 0.97

00:27:40.160 hope everybody else make you weird and brutal when you're when you're fucking well i mean 0.98

00:27:44.240 it's fucked up i guess i'm trying to think if i've ever had any type of 1.00

00:27:49.100 discharge from my penis that i've ever been like i guess it's i had a urinary tract infection once and 0.99

00:27:55.000 i thought i had syphilis i had chlamydia and luckily i got rid of before it started using or no 0.90

00:28:00.780 chlamydia that's what i thought i had because i i looked it up online and i was like i was like oh 0.99

00:28:05.920 fuck like there's shit dripping out of my dick and then i went to the hospital or i went to my doctor 1.00

00:28:09.620 and he's like oh no you just have a uti i was like dudes can get utis in our dick shaft 1.00

00:28:14.140 did i ever tell you my chlamydia story i mean me and my best or my at the time one of my best buddies 1.00

00:28:19.220 we were just fucking around 0.90

00:28:21.240 we both fucked the same chick but he fucked her like a couple weeks before i did and um and he 1.00

00:28:30.640 he started getting the dick oozing uh but i just like my the inside of my dick hole started it so i 1.00

00:28:36.780 like like so i was like that's weird like i didn't really but it was like not the point 1.00

00:28:41.440 where it like flagged it for me and he came to me he's like yo do you fuck this chick and i'm like 1.00

00:28:45.780 yeah he's like yo my dick just oozed there's pus coming out my dick hole and i was like uh well my 1.00

00:28:52.020 dick hole itches a little bit so i think it's that bitch and uh oh my god i didn't get to that extent 1.00

00:28:58.900 like i just got treatment and we're good like yeah buddy but i was like you raw dog the chick 0.98

00:29:05.780 two weeks after your homie hit it jesus okay no i didn't raw dog it i actually was very good about 0.99

00:29:11.100 wearing condoms back in the day but i got drunk and fuck this bitch and it broke and it did that move 1.00

00:29:18.200 and it's funny i remember to this day i still remember the moment when it broke because i was 0.99

00:29:22.600 like drunk but like i could tell it broke but drunk me was like don't look down and it didn't

00:29:28.980 break like this is pretty awesome yeah there is there is no better there is no better sensation 0.99

00:29:36.360 than when you're like because for those that don't know when your dick is an economy like for our lady 1.00

00:29:40.720 audience when your dick is an economy the the sensation is decreased exponentially it's like it's 0.99

00:29:45.660 like it's basically you could slam my dick in a car door i wouldn't even notice it so when you're 1.00

00:29:49.860 having sex and the condom breaks it goes from like like this is cool that i'm having sex to this is 0.99

00:29:55.120 the greatest thing ever i feel like having sex with a condom is just like the thought of having 0.86

00:30:01.960 sex is better than the actual sex itself i agree the condom right now because i've been married for 0.99

00:30:07.000 over a decade is just gross oh yeah i'm like if you're like sex with condom i'm like you should jerk 0.99

00:30:14.000 off into condoms that makes sense because they're lubed on the outside why would you do that dude 0.99

00:30:19.440 that is so weird but uh jose's uh jose's got a point though like if if yeah if yeah it's uh no the

00:30:28.680 the episode is schrodinger's condom oh my god sorry i gotta finish the story because i remember

00:30:31.720 i busted all in there and i remember the moment and like when i busted immediately the realization was

00:30:38.200 like that's when i was like i knew because i already knew i was just lying to myself and i was like 0.53

00:30:43.440 shit and then i looked down i went and like she kind of looked at me like did you and i'm like 0.90

00:30:48.440 yeah and she's like yeah a little i'm like yeah like a lot 1.00

00:30:51.760 you're such a piece she was a whore too though oh yeah i heard like a kind of soft groan like 0.99

00:31:01.520 okay third one this week god i should get a plan b subscription oh my god top top why were you doing 1.00

00:31:12.220 that i don't know that i had like i had a lot of free condoms my room was like filled with condoms 0.99

00:31:17.880 they were in like boxes and shit your parents were like this kid fucks and you were just like 0.99

00:31:22.860 jerking it man that's that's right yeah yeah just have a whole bunch of them just so people think 1.00

00:31:27.440 that you fuck a lot i think i did that i'll put a condom in my that's what i do i hang them up 1.00

00:31:31.820 just hang them up from the ceiling put a condom in my wallet just in case i need a jerk on the go 1.00

00:31:37.520 just toad's a hoarder but he just has a room filled with condoms because he just keeps acquiring 0.99

00:31:44.560 they're they're all expired uh one of my college roommates had like an entire bucket of condoms

00:31:49.980 just by the way on that last comment can't catch an std if you're going to get tested that is 100

00:31:56.200 the kind of mindset i have just with medical anything and i would have done that if i just 0.99

00:32:00.740 didn't have the buddy who came to me who had like a literal dripping dick that was like hey you might 0.98

00:32:07.140 and that for me is like oh that's my future but i could i could see myself being like the frog in 0.99

00:32:11.640 the boiling water of like well it's just dripping a tiny bit what's dripping a little more whatever you

00:32:16.200 know i can totally see myself rationalizing my way all the way through there there's some lose your

00:32:20.240 eyesight you're like oh my god this is a problem and i can't why do i hate the jews and why do i 0.73

00:32:25.280 want to commit uh genocide all of a sudden it's like oh my god that's it's just syphilis and i came 0.99

00:32:30.440 while i pissed one so that was that was the weird uh discharge that i had out of my dick the 0.99

00:32:35.800 the pissing column she's not watching this alex don't don't talk about top's mom like that 0.99

00:32:40.860 we have mailbag we've gone for 30 minutes and forgot all about mailbag we have mailbag

00:32:44.980 before we bring a mailbag speaking of which my mom is a proud uh subscriber to the 0.91

00:32:50.260 locals like the rest you should be where these questions come from wait todd did you finish uh

00:32:57.040 the story you found panties is that the end i guess that's the end of it are you gonna finish

00:33:01.900 it i think you should should i think we should i think you should because it's really funny because

00:33:05.860 women lie you know that that's the old thing let's do mailbag and if we remember to finish 1.00

00:33:11.340 it after we'll do it well because the whole point is this is still an unsolved mystery right 0.98

00:33:16.340 right right you guys would be so good at my pitch idea for fucking bud light oh yeah yeah i 0.98

00:33:21.640 have one in my mind i figured all right go ahead fucking mailbag jesus fucking christ go ahead 0.99

00:33:27.740 where we'll talk oh shit we have banners there we go that's even better the mailbag is on a banner 0.99

00:33:34.760 now i think little dicky's just not reading to us anymore like that's like i'm sad you know what 0.99

00:33:41.340 we were trying to give an opportunity to be on screen talent he kind of slapped that away we get it

00:33:45.420 whatever uh go ahead clint you're the one with the silver voice you know joshua smith's 69 420 kid

00:33:50.880 uh where will top's next white supremacist terrorist attack be at this guy's house

00:33:57.080 i assume i assume this is a play off the fact that there's been a bunch of hispanic white

00:34:02.060 supremacists lately i think that guy was indian wasn't he the the resa guy was indian he could

00:34:06.320 be you josh is a jew isn't he that checks out and there are a lot of people in that house and

00:34:12.260 they're all jews or jew lovers yeah the resa guy was in that is not the worst place to start that is

00:34:18.540 like a concentrated hub yeah just saying that guy actually you're homies that guy that was driving 0.79

00:34:23.780 that u-hauled was there anything in that because i saw you got a yeah yeah a nazi flag

00:34:29.760 why was it thrown out so so nicely though like they took it out for the photo shoot for real

00:34:37.200 placed out

00:34:38.100 no no no yo as as crazy as that aspect of the story is my favorite part is that his plan was once he

00:34:48.120 drove his u-haul truck which was filled with nothing but a nazi flag that's his weapon of 0.91

00:34:54.900 choice he was going to get into the white house take out the president and then take over the 1.00

00:34:59.620 government he had a whole truck while he has no weaponry like a migrant fucking farm worker yeah 1.00

00:35:06.840 the nazi flag uh does like really terrify them yeah dude that would be it he just watched he watched 0.99

00:35:13.480 white house down and he was like i can do that but i have 50 dollars

00:35:17.860 for a few years now and i can tell you the white people are a good people and the darkies i mean 0.97

00:35:29.000 they're just like at my mini mart they are always disrespectful i have a i have a flag and when i get 0.94

00:35:36.040 to the white house i shall raise it and the white man shall reign supreme it's like what are you

00:35:39.840 talking about right now do you think it was like plant the flag like if i can get into this area 0.78

00:35:44.360 with my flag maybe we'll be a nazi i mean let's be real i'm not going to my race is not going to be

00:35:50.100 taking over this nation the whites are a generous people they will gladly keep us around we are 0.99

00:35:55.220 industrious and you know what the whites would because they make a lot of fucking sense man 0.98

00:36:01.660 dude actually i know i love i love hold on hold on i just i love i love the thought process of like 0.98

00:36:09.840 if i can drop the american flag and raise the nazi flag in its place i have conquered america 0.58

00:36:15.980 that's really what he thought like germany actually won other ones who see the truth

00:36:21.740 this is what the fbi thought and but it's also a writer please be easy no but actually uh dickie

00:36:30.760 brought up a point a little while ago in the chat there which is that uh the guy was planning on

00:36:34.980 using his explosive diarrhea as a bomb in the day of the terrorist attack i think the better one he 0.92

00:36:40.580 had was saying that uh no there was a better one i can see if i can find it he's a triple false flag 1.00

00:36:45.900 ss flag didn't even have poo stains on it which is there was another nazi uh like a swastika shit 0.99

00:36:54.040 a shit swastika which i don't understand siraj how did you exactly intend on taking over the united 1.00

00:37:02.380 states well you see i had nothing but curry and this nazi flag and i was all out of fucking curry 0.99

00:37:08.940 friend what are you talking about siraj there's no fucking way he's like no if you look at january 0.99

00:37:15.020 6th there was a bunch of unarmed angry white people and they almost took over the government 0.99

00:37:19.600 i felt with my industrious nature it's a big old fucking game of capture the flag 0.99

00:37:24.780 well you see my plan is to give all of the americans the spiciest uh chicken vindaloo that 0.99

00:37:31.340 we have and they will all shit themselves to death and i was like 0.99

00:37:34.600 i like 1.00

00:37:35.880 he misunderstood he thought he thought it was a black man and elderly like uh i don't know

00:37:44.220 northeastern woman like i don't know what was going on there 1.00

00:37:47.900 oh my god mine wasn't good either but that was awful next next question please

00:37:55.760 reasonable men says who would be the first one of the group to go trans i'm sorry i don't like

00:38:02.500 this how much money would it take wait wait so who would go trans first so this is not necessarily 1.00

00:38:09.520 fucking a trans this is actually like we slice our penis off just hold on for a second we become 1.00

00:38:14.700 trans this feels like this feels like a korean steakhouse where like like they bring you the 1.00

00:38:19.040 meat but they're like you cook it like we have a producer here and he's not a fucking reader 0.99

00:38:23.840 i know right i don't i went to a korean uh i went to korean barbecue just last week and it was amazing 0.99

00:38:29.800 so top fuck you you know it's like getting married and not even having sex just getting a double dutch 1.00

00:38:34.920 rudder every time you know yeah yeah top top fuck you for uh praising little dicky by calling him 1.00

00:38:40.740 the korean barbecue you really don't have to read it little dicky i don't give a fuck yeah no i 1.00

00:38:46.540 already read it i already read it man don't know no no come back dude all right you clearly want 0.99

00:38:50.920 i'm just fucking i would uh i would probably be the first one to do it right because at least uh 0.91

00:38:56.260 if i did that i could start like dominating uh women's sports or something no i just want to tell 1.00

00:39:01.200 you right now if you did it i'd much rather fuck you with a mussy oh my god 1.00

00:39:04.880 no this is why we need to get rich and famous we could do so good with skits like you guys 1.00

00:39:09.520 remember that like cartman episode where he goes to special olympics and gets pwned by the retards 1.00

00:39:13.060 yeah it was great do amazing imagine doing a skit but that with toad going to like female sports 1.00

00:39:18.760 and he just gets fucked on yo that'd be that'd be pretty dope we we just put on like prosthetic 1.00

00:39:24.480 tits and put him in a fucking in a girl like a wmba game and he just gets dunked on left and right 1.00

00:39:29.120 prosthetic i already have him he was like like dude do like a pre like a pre-game interview and he 0.99

00:39:33.800 was like i'm gonna fucking fuck him up man like i can i want it i want to see a Boston accent 0.99

00:39:39.260 because i want to see toad i want to see toad in the lingerie football league get trucked by like 1.00

00:39:43.720 this little 120 pound bitch it'd be so funny can we do it those lfl bitches are i yo we totally 1.00

00:39:49.680 they're actually you know if we made this content it could it would double as like content comedy 0.99

00:39:55.240 for us but also as like smut porn like we could sell it to somebody i want to set up i want to set up

00:40:01.340 events of we get multiple women to try to fight me or just one of us and see how many women we can 1.00

00:40:07.160 fight at once i i think that's a great idea and and they kind of they kind of do that at skank fest

00:40:11.560 but it's it's usually women that just keep fighting each other i just want to see one dude that has to 1.00

00:40:16.140 fight as many women until he's exhausted yeah yeah that would be so honestly i just want to every

00:40:21.880 year like let's see how many you can do but bare knuckle but bare knuckle though like imagine if we had

00:40:27.360 a tower fest and every year like first year i fight two women next year three this is like i see

00:40:33.320 how high i can get i'd much rather just you know just knock them around a bit because you know they'll 0.98

00:40:39.480 like a bare knuckle you're cutting a bitch i want it i want it to be i want it to be awful that'd be 1.00

00:40:45.580 fucking hilarious this sounds like a segue into one of the movies it took the fun out like i would i 0.99

00:40:52.160 would find it more funny like like with sock and boppers like big ass gloves i think oh huge like 0.97

00:40:57.040 i mean you're gonna huge comical boxing gloves it'd almost be more fun with no strikes because

00:41:05.480 then you have pillows on his hand you know how cool it'd be to fight like or 120 pound woman but 1.00

00:41:11.000 not bill throw strikes like you get creative like grab him by a fucking ankle spin around and smack the 1.00

00:41:16.080 other one about the pussy weird shit you know i would i would pick up the first bitch that's dumb 1.00

00:41:20.280 enough to get close to me and i would use her as a battering ram against the rest of them 1.00

00:41:23.540 but he said uh toad and jello and so i'd love to have uh those like the jello uh wrestling

00:41:33.500 yeah yeah toad and like three women and it's just like yes that's that sounds fun for me let's do

00:41:40.500 this at my house let's do this at my house we had this idea before top lobster ranch last time we 0.81

00:41:44.620 said we were going to get a fucking a kiddie pool and put it fill it with jello and then have toad 0.98

00:41:48.780 wrestle bitches i still think it's a brilliant idea honestly i think he should wrestle all our 1.00

00:41:53.040 wives i think he should just uh i think it'd be really you know how hard he would come oh my 1.00

00:41:58.680 immediate he might my wife would fuck you up toad yeah she would she probably would yeah elizabeth 1.00

00:42:06.660 elizabeth hit me before she she has some power i don't i don't know if toad would win or not but 1.00

00:42:11.860 he would come hard like that's a win for me in a fistfight do you think elizabeth could take toad 0.99

00:42:18.780 no i think toad's got it uh i think i'm uh i probably got it i think it'd be close

00:42:25.460 i really think it'd be close she weighs like 110 pounds you really like a street fight no she's 1.00

00:42:33.120 way faster than that oh my god oh my god just cut his internet right now you know he's done for 0.99

00:42:42.080 oh spud would absolutely spud is a fucking amazon i think spud's like six foot tall like she 0.99

00:42:48.300 well that's a problem that's a problem for you toad all right all right who's gonna go transfers i 0.98

00:42:54.440 like i don't know dude i know not me toad is definitely the only one that would go transfer

00:43:00.060 yes thank you uh i think the better question is how much money would it take for you to 1.00

00:43:04.140 to actually slice off your penis and become a woman the answer is fucking infinite infinite there's no 1.00

00:43:09.180 number we can't keep the penis i think if you're going trans i think it's the full the full on 1.00

00:43:15.120 the full trans the full trans it's not it's like full-blown age you're full-blown trans you know 0.98

00:43:21.620 i stand by this that i think cole would make the most attractive trans uh but i think the most 0.89

00:43:26.380 probable outcome is is toad has a total mental breakdown i think if i went trans i would keep 0.86

00:43:31.380 working out and i would just actually go and smash like some female records and i think well

00:43:35.940 look i already get if we get reed's twitter suspended again we can probably convince him to go trans 1.00

00:43:41.060 i i already have the 40 chance of suicide so he's already fucking dusty old pussy so 1.00

00:43:48.600 imagine his suicide rates like actually go down if he goes straight 1.00

00:43:53.920 now you're at 40 he's like i'm actually happy in my life now you're the half a percent of the 0.55

00:44:01.020 population that actually needs transition surgery and you've been refusing uh toadette rolls off the

00:44:06.500 tongue that's true it does she's she's she's a very cute character i bet you have some rolls that 1.00

00:44:13.040 some guys would like to squeeze man i think the better question is how many my moles how many 0.85

00:44:17.720 shots do you have to be to look at toadette and get a get a hard on

00:44:22.160 toadette does have moles on his chest you want to squeeze my moles no no no no my biggest moles are

00:44:31.800 the uh the neck one right here this is it's kind of yeah it's kind of bad it like juts out quite a 0.92

00:44:36.880 bit yeah it's the type of nigga to just talk about his moles you got uh i don't i got some mole 0.98

00:44:42.860 well i got the uh the shoulder up here i don't even see it right now you know how he corners people 0.99

00:44:48.660 at events and they like just starts talking to him and they're like fuck right i got one here 0.89

00:44:54.180 and everyone's everyone's just waiting for him to shut up so they can run away and he's like 1.00

00:45:07.660 they're all riveted to my story dude can you imagine uh having a mole in your butthole and 0.99

00:45:12.440 you never know about it because you haven't seen your butthole i have seen my butthole 1.00

00:45:16.620 your butt mole this would be a butch gay it would be a it would be a butt mole god i'd really i'd 1.00

00:45:26.560 really rather not think about toadette as a woman anymore we can stop that yeah next question next 1.00

00:45:31.160 question next and final mailbag conspiracy extremist says if you could pick one race or

00:45:37.360 category of people to never have to come in contact with again what rate black people no 0.71

00:45:42.540 this lady that completely stole from top's uh rant she completely ripped it off she stole it like a 1.00

00:45:59.760 black person and now you got my thread really is what he's trying to say and she's probably gonna go

00:46:05.860 up to top and be like tip tip no you know what you know what really happened is that she got a tip 0.98

00:46:10.220 mon from top mon let's let's run it wow it's true or let's not roll it he pulled it up and

00:46:18.380 rolled it down here we go here we go here we go listen listen to what she says this is wild we need

00:46:22.920 to hear it jamaican people stay here i'm white people stay here i'm spanish and i'm black american 0.99

00:46:28.180 stay here i'm not saying not all pause real quick pause real quick the dumbest thing i've seen of this 0.99

00:46:34.160 is that she was taking a dead fucking plant and she plants it like it's going to live in front 1.00

00:46:38.640 i thought that too and i'm like is it like there are certain plants you can kind of just graph from 0.98

00:46:45.080 or like move from one i'm like maybe but i'm like i don't know go ahead so what's going on in this

00:46:50.180 story is they're framing her as the normal one and as the one that's the victim but they're showing

00:46:54.400 her do do shit in in jamaica that people do all the time and it does not this is like in in that 0.99

00:47:00.140 that movie where they were feeding the plants gatorade it's all clown shit but whatever keep 0.99

00:47:06.220 playing man yeah no this is what i saw that i was like but you're i understand you can take some 0.99

00:47:11.660 plants to plant them but when they're like plants with already have leaves on it you got to take it

00:47:16.680 by the roots she's literally just stripping off sticks and like planting it in the ground

00:47:22.160 i'm like i saw that too i've had the same time like i don't i don't fucking know i thought it 0.77

00:47:28.860 was like some jamaican thing because there's a lot of plants around there it is it is a jamaican 0.99

00:47:32.980 thing because it makes no fucking sense of jamaican people stay here it's clown shit dude i'm not gonna 1.00

00:47:38.900 lie she is kind of cute i keep seeing other comments yeah you don't understand the witchcraft 1.00

00:47:42.860 black americans are bad but the ones that came to my place have been nothing but problem 1.00

00:47:53.160 only two good ones came here all of them fight late at night not with me with each other 1.00

00:47:58.580 they're disrespectful they're entitled they're unappreciative 0.99

00:48:03.020 what's wrong with your fucking internet dude 1.00

00:48:12.840 jesus man we gotta just kill them i think holy shit all right so so basically she says that it's 1.00

00:48:20.880 the welfare state in america that has made black people awful to be around 1.00

00:48:25.400 that's what she says she's not wrong she's got a she's got a point hold on hold on look in the 0.96

00:48:33.160 background here look at this house that is literally planted like standing up no not that in the exact

00:48:38.580 background you guys are seeing this because this is literally it's literally just

00:48:42.600 limbs that they just stuck under the side of a house and they're like this will hold

00:48:47.920 it's to avoid being flooded i don't it doesn't even look like it's like nailed in like

00:48:53.300 i mean those look pretty janky but they are those are pretty i know that is what they do they'll put 0.98

00:48:58.280 them on stilts someplace yeah when i said the entire you're a fucking engineer cole 1.00

00:49:02.080 yeah and i'm saying this shit does not work the entire country the entire country is just clown 1.00

00:49:10.280 shit like we we need to go there all together so you can see i want to see your faces when you see 1.00

00:49:15.380 it i've been there i'd love to go with you it'd be fucking hilarious you're making white supremacy 1.00

00:49:20.840 for real shit like this is the first time that i was like shit maybe that all these racial minorities 1.00

00:49:25.320 are white supremacists at some point they just get tired of the shit that they keep getting and 1.00

00:49:31.560 she just broke she was just like at some point they get tired of fighting the flawless logic 1.00

00:49:38.360 they're like god after you see it for the 30th time you got to be like

00:49:45.820 i think it's just black people man like i think 0.99

00:49:49.060 it's like i think they're the problem 0.99

00:49:53.580 did she say that the only two people that she thought were uh okay were not black no no she 0.98

00:50:00.800 said there was only two black people that were okay to be fair she said american black so like 0.95

00:50:06.320 that's true like i know we made great jokes that i've encountered i mean i mean great jokes

00:50:11.600 it is there is like something there's a it's a different phenomenon between some black from

00:50:18.960 some other country and an american black like let's be real yeah that's actually crazy that the 0.99

00:50:23.040 only two okay blacks in the entirety of the u.s both went to jamaica okay black is just okay 0.97

00:50:29.260 cupid but just way underfunded all right go ahead and finish it man it's also my catch okay black 0.99

00:50:37.440 but then they come to jamaica get a free same free shit out here and be nasty about it and i 1.00

00:50:44.600 said all of you like that because of that i'm not risking my health and my happiness for people 0.98

00:50:50.120 no shop off pretty centrally no shop yeah hold on pause it what is up with this like b-roll it is

00:50:57.460 so great it's just like okay we need to pick up pick up some dead plants and then just start

00:51:01.720 stripping and going to the water and then we're gonna put your voice over in it where you're just 0.99

00:51:06.660 talking mad shit on black americans i mean i mean what this is she clearly is one of the workers 0.99

00:51:12.800 there and like i it sounds like she has some sort of little hut that she lets people borrow for 0.99

00:51:17.240 their like beach days or whatever which is fine that's great but like uh 0.97

00:51:21.200 is she committing suicide by going going for a swim i'm done i have too many black men stay with me 0.98

00:51:33.720 mine i go swim and die i guess really it's just that they were like they're okay you're you have 0.98

00:51:39.560 this hot things we're gonna do this little video of you decorating your little hut to show you have it 0.95

00:51:44.280 and then it's jamaica so tourists so get in the water like it really was like that was their level 0.98

00:51:49.300 of creativity there that's all i will say i give them one shit yo yeah this may i shit real for real 0.98

00:51:54.860 i will say this i will give them one thing i do like that their houses are actually like 0.99

00:52:00.180 they always fighting yelling the same thing over and over 0.99

00:52:05.200 they keep going fuck you want fuck you want over and over i tried to watch a movie man and they're 1.00

00:52:14.840 just talking talking black americans jamaican people are making you look bad jamaican people 1.00

00:52:21.480 please you know you're making you crazy you know uh they really don't like the american blacks 1.00

00:52:27.100 because they're too poor to tip they don't even ask they just take 0.99

00:52:31.600 good god i i just i love it when people that you don't expect are racist it's really fun

00:52:39.200 all right uh more to tip on next one next one if you got one well are we gonna do uh there's a

00:52:46.340 special thing that we wanted to do tonight yeah wait let me again i kind of wanted oh yeah

00:52:50.620 oh yeah there is a special thing right um okay so did you get it put together yeah i put it

00:52:58.000 together so basically what happened here is that cole uh i mentioned this last week cole is a teenage

00:53:04.060 girl that's that's basically that's why i'm so turned on by him crazy we don't read it we don't read

00:53:12.120 it and and it's like a big thing because apparently cole's really funny and we're just like none of us 0.99

00:53:16.520 will sign on to instagram for whatever reason so we're like you know what we're gonna give you

00:53:21.680 a little spot here and this this segment is gonna be called uh cole's corner yeah hell yeah so he's

00:53:30.620 gonna show us better but go on thank you show us some videos from instagram and uh these videos are

00:53:37.060 gonna fucking slap i said so these are these are actually ones i did send in the chat which i bet no 0.97

00:53:41.720 one watched um this this first one i do have to explain what happens afterwards but this is really 0.96

00:53:47.040 funny but i did send all these to david and i said you can also pick your own that you that i sent so

00:53:51.440 these are special ones that i sent over every week i'm gonna do this i'm gonna by the way i do want to

00:53:56.240 clarify like we did mention this is from our group chat instagram it is a nightmare in there anytime i go

00:54:01.220 on instagram it's like fucking goddamn 50 new notifications from there and so i don't even bother 0.96

00:54:05.680 opening i'm sending constantly every day it is awful because of cool it's nothing but that by the 0.96

00:54:10.640 way i assumed it might be another spot for us to be able to have conversations nothing but spam videos 0.92

00:54:15.900 yeah nothing no and i anyway it's a cold retarded brain it's concerning you're like yeah all this 0.97

00:54:23.060 stuff makes me laugh every one of these has made me laugh out loud usually this is why i sent them 0.85

00:54:27.800 and i i had suggested this should be a cole's clip corner with three k's though yep kkk it should have

00:54:35.320 been cold culture corner but anyways fuck yeah cold culture corner's good yeah i like it it'll be 0.79

00:54:41.260 that yeah kkk all right so watch this one then i'll explain why it was even funnier uh than just like 0.93

00:54:48.440 what it is yeah so the newest tesla feature is that the seat will take a high resolution scan of your 0.98

00:54:54.780 balls

00:54:55.140 automatically unlock and start the car you call the tech particular testicular detection

00:55:01.920 okay so the best part about this is that instagram has the same thing as twitter where

00:55:08.920 it'll put like a community note but they fact checked this actually and said that tesla does

00:55:13.740 not this is an actual fact check by instagram i wish we could pull it up because it says fact

00:55:18.260 check teslas do not have a ball scanning feature on them why not it made me laugh so hard that

00:55:24.500 was like hey guys just so you know this isn't real like in case you thought that tesla's actually 0.94

00:55:29.520 scan your balls this is like what happened on twitter recently fucking dennis got got community 0.99

00:55:34.700 this is like from the artist formerly known as dennis i'm like this is tremendous these fucking 1.00

00:55:39.300 idiots it's so great because instagrams all of instagram's like fact checks are way worse than 0.99

00:55:44.460 twitter's ever have been they're comical every time because you mean you mean known parody artist 1.00

00:55:49.820 dennis yes exactly uh i just think that cole realizes that instagram is so shit and they're 0.86

00:55:57.220 like restricting you in every way and he still like goes on there like more than twitter we're

00:56:01.380 on twitter just saying all kinds of shit and he's like i'd rather be the best part about instagram 0.72

00:56:05.800 and i guess you'll see someone i think maybe i just got some less words we know it's way west 0.94

00:56:11.420 words uh way west words way west words dude the only function instagram feels for me is whenever i

00:56:18.300 have some sort of clip or something that i i was doing it only for twitter or whatever i was like

00:56:23.300 well i guess i might as well throw it on instagram like that's all it is but like the racist and sexist

00:56:30.140 and homophobic and all the all the ists and whatever yeah they're remarkable instagram are alive man 0.98

00:56:36.480 go ahead and run the next one the next one it's really hello i got some fucking dove men's soap for 1.00

00:56:42.540 you too okay i don't want to have men's soap on your body because you smell like shit too 1.00

00:56:47.900 and you're a man 1.00

00:56:52.360 as if he had to clarify that like i'm giving you men's soap bitch because you're a man 1.00

00:57:02.800 trans oh shit i missed the trans thing i just thought it was a dad being hilarious 1.00

00:57:09.300 no it was a trans i do that shit to my 13 year old will she be on the phone with her friends and 1.00

00:57:14.660 i'll be like adorana the toilet's clogged what do we say what do we say about this tranny she's 1.00

00:57:21.680 kind of cute for a tranny yeah yeah yeah i'd probably fuck i'm trying to ask but i do find it 1.00

00:57:28.380 funny that there is a dad out there just like wash yourself you smell like shit because you're a dude 1.00

00:57:33.160 and you put off dude hormones wash yourself your pits stink no well is the smell even worse though 0.99

00:57:40.200 because she has a uh what is it a vulnus is that what the term is for do we have to talk about the 0.99

00:57:46.180 odor of the mussy please i think it's just funnier to think that even like trans boy or whatever trans 1.00

00:57:52.460 girl teenager boys basically still stink because this is all their hormones are still teenage boy 0.99

00:57:58.360 hormones is she i have no idea i don't know it's not it's not creepy if it's a dude relax yeah yeah 0.78

00:58:04.580 exactly yeah it's fun young gay dudes all the time so it's like kind of a loophole we found here so 0.99

00:58:09.400 clint can fuck young children like he wants young young girls this is why i'm gay also the best part 0.99

00:58:15.080 about instagram usually the comments are all very uh right wing and so like this will get all sorts 1.00

00:58:23.360 of w's like it'll just be a massive thing like that's like the most realistic part they're like 0.99

00:58:29.200 listen doctor no matter what you do when you take this dick off and give me a mussy i just need it to 1.00

00:58:33.840 leak and the doctor was like oh top top it's supposed to spit and it's supposed to spit i'm gonna need 0.99

00:58:40.240 some added discharge if you know what i'm saying yeah maybe maybe you put an air cannon up there so

00:58:44.540 i can like shove something like it there's some snot boogers i'm gonna put drainage pipes from my uh 1.00

00:58:49.440 tummy to get dude you know what would be really dope guys i have a great idea we should create a

00:58:55.860 market or like a uh like a what's the uh a t-shirt cannon but we like we reconfigure the t-shirt 0.93

00:59:02.720 cannon for uh fake dicks and then and then just have like trannies can just launch dude just 1.00

00:59:08.440 fucking like yeah like top deck of a baseball stadium launch out of their dicks it'd be so 1.00

00:59:12.860 fucking oh shit that's how you jam pussy dude yeah why would yeah why would a tranny get like a fake 1.00

00:59:19.740 dick that was made from skin from their like thigh or something yeah you're never you're never 1.00

00:59:24.080 going to be able to orgasm anyways just make it a fucking clown show just launch i do like the 1.00

00:59:28.400 the fake dicks though are just go full detachable like yeah whatever i do like that the fake dicks 1.00

00:59:35.320 though because they were talking about like having a soda can dick like the fake dicks do like a soda 1.00

00:59:39.480 can got wrapped in like some like silicone that's basically what it looks like they're horrifying 0.99

00:59:43.960 but you know what i would like if they shot massive ropes i would like that yeah honestly you could

00:59:50.040 actually shove a little rope up there and shoot it out that would be the best okay guys and then they 0.69

00:59:54.860 hang yourself on it i feel like if you lived up that little inside hole you could shoot out 0.94

01:00:01.880 guys if you could if you could do this surgery would you take some skin from your forearm or your or 1.00

01:00:08.220 your thigh and like make your dick thicker like they could probably do that right would you do that 1.00

01:00:12.400 right now i could do that like a tiny bit no uh no because you would lose sensation it would suck 1.00

01:00:16.960 is your ass skin an option how long is the sensation on the inside of my thigh i don't care about 1.00

01:00:22.400 sensation inside my thigh no you mean no on your dick you dumb fuck 1.00

01:00:25.920 you don't think they can match like they can't okay but if you rub your thigh does it feel like 1.00

01:00:33.200 hard it doesn't you get sexual sensation like oh yeah like it's not the same dude i bet it 0.99

01:00:38.400 what if what if what if cole is like a genie and and and uh oh my god he can't come from a blowjob 1.00

01:00:49.680 but he could rub his thigh and nut that's how trashy his girl is babe stop sucking my dick and put 1.00

01:00:56.560 those lips on my thigh it'd be dope it'd be dope if it shot a white bed sheet that was in the in the 1.00

01:01:02.880 shape of a of a noose just like i said oh i'm sorry i'm sorry i didn't hear that's why i said i

01:01:09.200 said they could shoot little ropes and then hang us up with it we've been talking over it all night

01:01:14.160 so i didn't hear it i'm sorry yeah yeah guys i heard ropes i was like haha they did that was my reaction 0.97

01:01:19.840 yeah yeah sorry jose fuck hey next one i got some more there's some all right let's do it 0.86

01:01:36.880 all right for our listening audience it says police investigating incident in a sheffield pub 0.97

01:01:41.360 live band played rocky music as husband beat wife that is so funny

01:01:45.600 oh man the guy was just because you know whenever you hear rocky music you start doing a little

01:01:50.640 bounce you start doing it's like i could just see him being like he's going he's he hits the first

01:01:56.240 time and they hear dun-da-da-da-da he's like all right and he just really yeah you just realize

01:02:01.600 he gets a second wind we need to do that one of these days we i mean i don't know if there's a way we

01:02:05.840 can do that i don't know the tech behind that but play the rocky music as we watch on those like

01:02:10.320 dude beats woman fight videos like a brutal rough beat down i haven't i haven't

01:02:15.360 i have an admission to make uh at my gym it's there's almost never anybody in it because it's

01:02:19.920 like a bunch of old people that live here so i want to know if you guys do this too i have i have

01:02:25.520 only taken boxing lessons for like a month out of my entire life every time i'm in the gym by myself

01:02:30.880 and i have all the mirrors around i shot i shadow box a little bit anybody else no i don't do that

01:02:34.960 i do flex but i don't shadow box that's like no i don't do that shadow boxing happens a lot when i'm

01:02:40.160 drunk yeah like it my my wife's nickname is shadow 1.00

01:02:51.520 if you're shadow boxing in the mirror bad posture for like your actual like fighting stance if you're

01:02:56.960 what if you're shadow boxing in a mirror and you're looking at yourself right to the side when you're

01:03:01.360 moving it's not it's it's just not where you want to be with your head well the hardest the hardest part

01:03:06.720 is that i can never i can never beat the guy in the mirror he's always like he's always matching

01:03:12.320 me with my sorry that was a cold joke go ahead jesus next one what else we got there's there's 0.97

01:03:19.440 some more in there i know fat bitches need to shut up bro i'm not gonna like in all respect in all 1.00

01:03:26.640 honesty like not gonna lie it'd be a lot of the fat holes talking you fat bitches need to shut the 1.00

01:03:33.040 fuck up oh god oh god 1.00

01:03:38.720 i love black dudes go so hard they don't give a fuck man my favorite is how he ends it on god like 1.00

01:03:48.720 terrible thing to say i ain't gonna lie fat what is he what is he though is he like a streamer or 0.99

01:03:54.320 something or he's just some project no he's a dude in prison he's got he's got his he's got his 0.98

01:03:58.640 prisoner tag right in the top left corner there is nothing worse than some fucking unattractive 0.99

01:04:06.000 like dumb that's like causing problems because you really just want to level them be like you are 1.00

01:04:10.880 literally fucking worthless in this world you serve no purpose no one wants to fuck you you're stupid 1.00

01:04:18.160 like what what are you doing here take take you never give wait that's that's what you guys do to 1.00

01:04:24.000 me though well that's there's a reason you had it coming lose some weight

01:04:31.920 on god

01:04:34.720 told you so 0.99

01:04:36.160 toads are so fucking annoying on god 0.99

01:04:39.840 thank you next one man 0.99

01:04:46.400 police car it's like an uber but for

01:04:48.480 oh oh yeah well there's a new political candidate we should uh read that off yeah we

01:04:57.200 should i really don't want this what i feel like top you really didn't want this the we're

01:05:03.360 doing it we're doing it i thought it was hilarious it is hilarious i love this segment

01:05:07.360 no no no no no no insecure because you thumbs down this guy oh i yeah i did there's a gentleman

01:05:14.240 running for congress this is our favorite uh congressional candidate i do want to ask

01:05:18.240 is this legit like i don't think so i don't know they presented it in a way that's believable which

01:05:23.600 is yeah it's well because well because uh nevada nevada

01:05:27.440 nevada district three is correct like that does exist and suzy lee is the current uh

01:05:35.520 congressional we should just don't read it i want clint to just read this

01:05:39.120 how long is it i want to see how long it is it's not that long okay

01:05:44.320 oh my god no read crime read crime start at crime all right just

01:05:48.880 oh my god crime you see despite despite the fact that my people are just 30 percent of

01:05:54.240 violation they commit over 52 percent of murders they lose it at the end and i propose implementing

01:06:00.640 the death penalty for any individual who's convicted of multiple felonies this is where

01:06:05.520 they lose it they lost the plot here because they had this they had this like fun thing where

01:06:09.360 it was like this level like maybe it's legit maybe it's not here it's like no you lose it this

01:06:14.240 is this is way more aggro than i thought it was yeah do we need to explain to the uh the

01:06:18.720 listening audience here that this is a congressional candidate who may or may not

01:06:23.040 be real uh named daniel nigger who is for real though read through all these and they're all right 0.98

01:06:28.320 on that line where you're it's like believable the 1352 if you like if you didn't know those

01:06:33.600 numbers you would probably be like oh like you just go with it but we obviously we hear they're 0.95

01:06:37.200 like oh that's this is bullshit 1352 there's no way it seems plausible it seems like a black 1.00

01:06:40.480 dude could have written this you know what i mean yeah but now the last one that last one that 0.98

01:06:43.600 really is where like they lost the entire plot they fucked it all up because it's like 0.92

01:06:47.280 yeah this is so terrible i'm almost not reading that one i'm not reading they almost pulled it 0.71

01:06:54.400 off and then right at the end they fucking lost it like that makes me mad honestly yeah 0.93

01:06:59.200 i do like the start 0.97

01:07:01.920 i mean i was a gang member i come from an incredibly poor family and rough background my dad was a gang

01:07:08.000 member and was shot in a drive-by shooting when i was just five years old my mom was a drug addict

01:07:12.480 and died when i was a senior this is like lewis j gomez but despite all that i still made it out here

01:07:16.960 and i'm here running for congress what if this is actually lewis doing this it could be it's time

01:07:22.480 to ensure that children growing up never have to experience what i do it really know what this

01:07:26.080 would 100 make sense to be lewis because like how it fumbled the bag right at the end like you know

01:07:30.960 how lewis gets drunk like have you noticed like there's always those comedy shows he'll do like

01:07:34.480 there's certain shows where if it goes too long and he's been drinking he'll get like he'll just

01:07:39.920 shit the bed he'll just go to trash but he'll be like amazing and then like boom right at the end

01:07:45.360 how is his twitter still up it seems like i think i think because it's real say his name 0.98

01:07:52.080 no i think it is because hold on a second hold on clint doesn't want to say the name but don't you 0.96

01:07:58.000 worry about it officer sick nigger what uh dan daniel nigger for congress uh we we we endorse him 1.00

01:08:06.640 the one time i slip and now it's a clip god damn 0.99

01:08:10.960 yay endorses all right oh my god it's all right let's let's move on let's move on 0.95

01:08:19.440 i think i do have a couple let's let's finish that with some of the uh because i do have a couple more 0.78

01:08:24.480 clips left i think i think there's some more this is just all the shit that like we never watch he's 0.94

01:08:28.960 like i'm gonna make these i'm gonna make you watch it because it's great shit like you know what i'm 0.98

01:08:33.040 here for it's taking his faggotry and making it to content so whatever yeah oh dicky says that was 0.99

01:08:39.280 it yeah there's some yeah that was it well they don't know they're saying it so you're embarrassing 0.99

01:08:44.960 us in front of all our friends you're the producer produce yeah so we don't embarrass us in front of

01:08:50.240 all of our friends hey david it's the kids singing what no i i better find a video of a kid

01:08:58.880 singing with a bunch of people and we uh with a bunch of videos we could have segued into the uh

01:09:04.720 the one guy fighting uh three women yeah you know that seems like a good way to go out on it's if we

01:09:09.360 go with that one this guy's always trying to end the show look it's what we got 20 we're just we're

01:09:15.120 in dead water here we got we got we got 20 minutes no we got we got a bunch of other 20 minutes when

01:09:21.200 do we have set times this is one of them we usually go like an hour actually just elizabeth is not 0.55

01:09:27.120 kicking me off my son is actually crying and she was just like can you take care of him yeah there

01:09:31.760 you go okay tell her tell her to handle her power power hour dude hour hour and a half baby we always 0.98

01:09:39.760 we always go that's why we're not tower power anymore we're tower gang bitch go yeah and handle your 1.00

01:09:44.240 business our gang and a half hour i would be back if it's still who's gonna run these clips i don't 0.89

01:09:50.880 think there are anymore there are there are numerous

01:09:59.280 dude i can't believe brian mcwilliams would just come in there

01:10:01.520 he really he really walks around one like brian mcwilliams but also like a total nazi 0.57

01:10:26.880 yeah he really did it's it's super easy to to pin the white supremacist thing on and also 0.84

01:10:30.960 his fighting sounds awkward right he's like pulling these girls 0.94

01:10:41.440 that is the face of someone who said white power 0.99

01:10:46.480 his head is like a point too it's fucking adorable yeah he looks like a tip of a condom 0.99

01:10:51.440 when he tosses that second if you could rewind for a second there yeah that's the best part 0.99

01:10:57.120 by far that's the hardest man like he shoved her into the nether realm

01:11:01.840 why did he get involved it's kind of because it was an unfair fight because they're fighting 0.98

01:11:06.800 his boom oh man that's this up bitch this is jose's dream this is jose's dream right 1.00

01:11:14.000 oh it is i was saying you think you're gonna push her harder dude i don't know that's pretty rough 0.99

01:11:19.680 i don't know that's whiplash like a dude dude he is so much bigger than her i can send her so far 0.97

01:11:24.960 i think in his like deep in his head he was like when he did that like i think he like didn't realize

01:11:30.160 how little of a bit she was it was like it was like kind of bracing he was gonna put you think he

01:11:34.160 didn't he didn't realize it when he had to like bow down to get to her hips to shove it no it looks 0.96

01:11:40.400 like he used full strength and then realized wow well i mean i think have you ever like i don't

01:11:47.120 know wrestled around like play with your wife or something and then you ever check that like you

01:11:52.480 ever because i feel like as men like our reference point is like how we interact with other men like

01:11:57.520 if we were going to fight but like you're not it's not like we've ever like grown up doing sports with

01:12:02.240 women wrestling fighting whatever boxing yeah and it's like so when you do get someone who's

01:12:07.520 literally like 80 pounds lighter than you it throws off your frame of reference it almost

01:12:12.240 be like if you but you got used to shooting on a 10 foot basket and then all of a sudden one day

01:12:16.320 someone threw up at 15 you'd be like you're off like you're you're like no it's the other direction

01:12:20.960 it would be like it's six feet whatever you're just you're used to a certain way it just throws

01:12:27.040 off your frame of reference entirely so i think with someone's like you're that much bigger than like 0.71

01:12:31.120 you're wrestled with your like old lady or some shit and like you just realize like i am that much 0.94

01:12:35.440 stronger than you like you're not even oh my god i just had the best idea i just had the best idea 0.98

01:12:39.440 all right so i want just imagine that that jose just now was a defense attorney for a dude who

01:12:46.560 accidentally killed his wife by by like rough housing that that was his defense right there 0.91

01:12:52.400 your honor you ever been shooting on a 10 foot hoop and then it drops down to six feet and then you 0.99

01:12:57.200 chuck a bitch and then she dies not guilty your honor he didn't he didn't know his own strength 0.99

01:13:02.240 you know what it's not a bad argument if you're like hey you know she's like he 1.00

01:13:06.240 fought her and he's always fought dudes and he just wasn't ready for what happens when you fight

01:13:11.360 someone you're that much better than your honor he was a scholar your honor and a genre

01:13:18.480 he threw that one punch how was he supposed to know he had to go down to like 20 power who

01:13:23.920 fucking knew he was at like 60 all right go full screen for us 100 which is very funny to me i'm 0.89

01:13:33.040 saying like take the video down um yeah so yeah and we do also have a few other ones that i threw in 0.97

01:13:40.160 the spreadsheet too we still have the uh the uh in uh little dicky's uh home state i believe the the

01:13:46.720 guy who got shoved in front of a train we do have that one yeah this your honor she was a woman so 0.93

01:13:53.840 yeah so you have to quit what do you expect this is so this is wrong yeah bro oh yeah he's fine

01:14:02.560 there you go this is exactly what's gonna it's like picking up an empty cardboard box you think

01:14:06.320 it's 70 pounds of ground beef in it he's fine just walk it off bro get a wheelchair you're fine 1.00

01:14:12.720 black people are so over dramatic 1.00

01:14:19.280 not guilty not guilty true so this is uh 0.98

01:14:23.920 so what's the story with this uh we don't have one so i think i think that he was trying to uh

01:14:30.160 get unemployment insurance or a disability rather and it just backfired so uh this is a light rail

01:14:36.400 in minneapolis and two guys were fighting and i assume they were black

01:14:40.800 black for whatever reason what type of shoes is he wearing yeah one of them shoved the other one 0.52

01:14:47.680 uh in front of uh the train bummer dude what a rough way to go i remember i remember like uh 0.92

01:14:55.520 like the last time i watched regular tv on like a cbs show or some shit and it stuck with me for like 0.66

01:15:01.360 fucking 20 years now there was this i don't know if it was like csi or something but this dude or i think 0.87

01:15:07.840 it was a yeah it was a dude he gets stuck in a uh in a train station like that and and the train 0.97

01:15:14.080 spins his lower uh quadrant or lower half of his body and so he's still alive so they're having a 0.54

01:15:21.680 conversation with him and they're like i've seen this in real life shut the fuck up yeah no i was a 0.83

01:15:27.840 track worker for like seven years yeah wait how many times um i'm serious i've seen that i've seen

01:15:37.920 with the leg i've seen one time an elevated track just a leg on the ground like yeah sometimes if

01:15:45.440 we're in the area where the people who respond to it we got to go on the tracks cut the power

01:15:48.800 do whatever did you grab the leg and like start playing like soccer actually i was on a site where

01:15:55.360 somebody died too we had to like fucking carry him to the street level because uh fire department 0.96

01:16:00.880 wouldn't come down he was a track worker it was crazy it was all right so the the show the show this 0.93

01:16:06.240 guy he he gets his lower half totally spun around so it's backwards and he's he's just trapped like

01:16:12.400 that right but his upper torso is above so they bring in his wife and his kids to have a conversation

01:16:16.960 with them before they move the train that's what the entire episode was it was so traumatizing i

01:16:21.840 like i still haven't forgotten what show happens all the time it happens all crazy i don't know it 0.99

01:16:27.360 was like csi or some shit they're fucking i don't know shit yeah horrible it was absolutely horrible 0.99

01:16:32.640 but uh i'm having ptsd right now but yeah i believe it bro all right pull that on that note guys we'll 0.99

01:16:38.000 see you next no no we got uh we got the the donkey thing we got the hand job machine we got the uh

01:16:45.040 uh the uh terms of divorce in medieval times or whatever i don't know whatever you want all right

01:16:51.520 we got this this video is good run it 0.99

01:16:58.480 i love it i love the revenge right here this guy's uh smacking that ass 1.00

01:17:05.680 god damn it 1.00

01:17:06.320 oh my god why is this happening this is all twitter right it's gotta be his internet i i i think it's 0.99

01:17:17.120 twitter to some extent well i don't think so at all uh well we i think it's a conspiracy

01:17:21.520 yeah oh my god oh oh oh oh oh here we go

01:17:40.240 the donkey like yeah like runs over him and like bites his leg and drags him by it or something if i

01:17:45.520 remember correctly my favorite part about this is the beginning to the to the middle part of the video

01:17:49.760 because he's acting all tough he's beating up on this donkey and then about five seconds later 0.99

01:17:54.560 he's screaming like a bitch it's a beautiful thing he's pounding that ass uh clinton like that like 1.00

01:17:59.360 what the fuck is wrong with that kid he's a piece of shit he got i don't know what he deserves 1.00

01:18:03.360 some people in these countries fuck donkeys but uh are you familiar with the concept of a donkey 1.00

01:18:08.240 punch by the way yeah of course it's the back of the head what are we fucking yeah yeah 1.00

01:18:13.200 yeah fucking adults we've experienced it dude yeah okay come on see punch the chicks 1.00

01:18:18.480 uh to the back of the head while uh while fucking her then all right you i mean is there any other 1.00

01:18:23.280 way okay call me when you grow up toad what the fuck are you talking about 1.00

01:18:34.000 well i i was uh i was unaware of the uh the concept until uh even though i thought i thought i knew all 0.99

01:18:40.240 the the sex maneuvers the sex terms and i i was unaware of that one until uh until that movie came out uh

01:18:47.840 donkey punch the movie yeah these like young people go on this uh cruise or something and 0.98

01:18:55.200 one guy donkey punches one of the chicks and this is a this is a porno that you're talking about i'm 0.75

01:19:00.720 pretty sure yeah is this a real movie a little bit research says donkey punch threes i don't know 0.97

01:19:09.920 how you didn't just hit that button again top i was waiting i was like perfect comedic movement 0.93

01:19:14.160 hit it again what are you talking about no no donkey donkey punch the guy donkey punches a woman and 1.00

01:19:21.120 accidentally kills her and then was the title barely legal donkey punch i think i know exactly what you 1.00

01:19:26.720 were watching like a bunch of shit happens uh yo go to imdb and search fucking donkey punch i don't 1.00

01:19:31.680 believe this motherfucker did you did you see this like did you rent it from blockbuster how did you see 1.00

01:19:35.360 this movie um i found out about it i was like yeah that sounds pretty good i'll download it did you 1.00

01:19:41.840 jerk off to it um maybe yeah you did i think there were some hot chicks yeah did you jerk off into a 1.00

01:19:49.520 condom to it naked in it no no i never do that toad if you ever ask me what a donkey punches again you're 1.00

01:19:54.960 fired that was the fucking gayest shit i've ever heard frillo top you need to get a bunch of different 1.00

01:19:59.440 soundboard noises that are just weird things that like that that will completely throw toad for a 1.00

01:20:04.800 loop when he goes in these long rant stories it's like just weird shit just about that just just you 0.99

01:20:10.480 sighing deeply this motherfucker is still talking that's my best top impersonation so anyway uh donkey 0.99

01:20:20.560 punch all right i guess i guess i guess dicky's given up on producing the show and it's not going to pull 0.99

01:20:28.480 up the imdb all right here we go ready this is he said he said he refused

01:20:37.200 well those those titties are jiggling why do you have to say that 0.90

01:20:45.600 jose is that your ideal body type right there

01:20:49.600 i mean it's like in the ballpark i guess but not i wouldn't say ideal no because she looks close

01:20:55.280 what made her what made her win over the other girl like like how sensitive is this like pressure 0.98

01:21:00.880 sensitive or i'm pretty sure it's strokes like it it came first i don't know it's paste

01:21:08.560 because i kind of want to play this game now

01:21:11.280 yeah it's there's no way anyone's beating toad

01:21:15.840 that's that's true i i i have so much 0.99

01:21:18.000 experience doing it well well he breaks the motherfucker i dude i have so much experience 0.96

01:21:24.240 doing it to myself like obviously i would win this um i'm not gonna lie i would have preferred to see 0.99

01:21:29.120 the other girl no he just explained your joke again and you let him all did i i didn't god damn it 0.98

01:21:34.720 what the fuck are you talking about you said toad would win and then he goes yeah because i have so 0.98

01:21:41.200 much experience with myself why toad it's like it's like that was the joke bro wow all right 1.00

01:21:46.800 come on dog i'm too autistic for that well well dicky pulls up the next one i i have a special

01:21:51.600 announcement uh miss josey has just got her own show twitter spaces exclusive and uh it's through

01:21:59.360 tim cast so they're gonna have some of the biggest guests in the world she's gonna do it once a week 1.00

01:22:03.680 it's gonna be a twitter spaces and if you want to uh see the video version of it you just have

01:22:09.280 why are we looking at total uh if you want to see the video version of it you just have to

01:22:13.840 uh be a subscriber over at tim cast so i just thought that was really cool for her i'm super

01:22:17.440 fucking happy i think i think she's gonna kill it that's like that's like the first that's the first 0.87

01:22:22.240 step into uh like making twitter like the podcast space yeah i did yeah spaces that's why i put out 0.97

01:22:29.600 the soundboard because i'm like yo if we could do this on you know uh on spaces and try to do something

01:22:34.960 yeah yeah that was sick dude i loved it and yeah i think that she's gonna 0.99

01:22:38.640 fucking absolutely crush at it and it's gonna be like and because she's gonna be one of the first 0.86

01:22:43.440 it's gonna be huge well yeah i do want to be i do want to say it right because i know 0.94

01:22:48.240 and maybe you may have got the vibe that i was like a little bit down it but like i i really actually

01:22:52.720 listened to that spaces later with our like our uh that setup we had like as we did in the uh

01:22:57.920 those aren't aware when we went to the dave smith show we did like a little uh podcast after the show

01:23:02.800 from the parking lot that is actually special content to our locals pull that up again dickie

01:23:09.760 please yo yo nix nix this video anyways it's not funny but anyways uh yeah no it's not yeah we did

01:23:15.280 that uh i was really i was really impressed with the uh quality actually surprising because i listened

01:23:20.000 to it later and it is like there's definitely a lot of possibilities to work with there we just have

01:23:24.240 to obviously plane it a little bit better or what we were doing but it was definitely a good like test

01:23:28.400 run i i thought why would josh smith's 69 420th child talk to us like that kick him out of the 0.99

01:23:35.120 fucking locals i mean i know calling us a faggot he said faggot it's uh he called us howdy fellow 1.00

01:23:40.560 faggots why would he say that report him report him yeah i'm normally you can call me a faggot 1.00

01:23:52.320 pay me enough while you spit in my mouth but yeah he did say fellow so that's nice yeah that uh 1.00

01:23:57.840 that uh jerk off game by that i assume that's actually a game it reminds me of you ever play 0.99

01:24:02.400 pie face clint you fucked up now we gotta remove this episode it wasn't supposed to announce till 0.99

01:24:07.760 july jesus christ we're like uh really no it's i don't know it reminds me of that game that you 0.99

01:24:15.360 literally get a pie in the face and tell your friends tell everyone guys a cream pie in the face

01:24:20.480 i don't know this is it clint's face when he realized he got fired from a job that he didn't

01:24:24.480 quite get yet oh by the way keep your mouth close by the way i will be in virginia next thursday

01:24:33.120 through saturday so will you maybe not now we'll see josey just act like me like just uh like like i

01:24:41.440 say i'm starting a podcast but i never really started so this is like the same thing like it's

01:24:45.360 starting but it's not it might not even exist oh i'm thinking about it uh totally while we were having

01:24:52.320 a full-on separate conversation you just kept talking about pie game and pies in the face guys

01:24:57.280 why the fuck would you do that why would you do that why would you talk about pie game what are 0.99

01:25:02.480 you talking about i have no idea what are you doing though we're having a fucking totally separate 1.00

01:25:07.440 conversation you're just like oh you guys ever hear a pie game it's a fucking pie in the face it's a 0.99

01:25:11.600 fucking game with a pie in the face that's not a fucking game toad that's a pie in the face that's 1.00

01:25:17.040 what the clowns do are you a clown are you trying to entertain us let him let him finish all right 1.00

01:25:22.720 go ahead go ahead what i already did i already had the conversation separately that's it what was 0.96

01:25:30.960 the point of it though i have no idea but anyways that's really cool that she has that going you

01:25:36.160 said so it's subscribers only so it's like paywall no no no so it's it's free on spaces but if you

01:25:41.120 want to watch the video version of it it'll be uh subscribers only so that's how it works like on

01:25:45.360 youtube or like paywall i don't know bro don't okay i don't know subscribers to her subscribers

01:25:49.920 to tim the fuck is that i think it's how are you gonna make an official announcement and not come 0.96

01:25:54.480 with the details well because i was i was just happy for her because we uh she messaged me about 0.96

01:25:59.840 it and i just was like this is so cool she's like that's the last thing i'm gonna tell you in

01:26:03.040 confidence yeah yeah i probably should have asked her if i could have told the story you know what

01:26:09.280 speaking of things in confidence i feel like we should finish the story from the beginning all

01:26:13.040 all right let's do it yeah go ahead i feel like we should let's close with a thing good one good

01:26:17.280 way to end that episode yeah you know what's not a good way to end this episode talking about pie 1.00

01:26:21.680 game you fucking asshole pie face is the name of the game you so much you get pie in the face and 1.00

01:26:29.440 and in this you know instead of the the pie slapping you in the face it's the cum coming out of the 1.00

01:26:34.320 penis i don't know what are you saying i have no idea what i'm saying so anyway everyone's at my house 0.99

01:26:42.640 right and we find the panties and my my wife notices like there's a little bit of crust on 1.00

01:26:47.680 these panties or some kind of goop and i was like yeah so then she was like so so i i said like

01:26:54.320 better on these panties go on yeah maybe it was from who are they who are they and she said can we 0.88

01:26:59.520 say names or should we not it doesn't matter i would rather not i don't even know their their names

01:27:05.040 so all right it could be one person and she's like no but she's like a little bit bigger but then my 0.99

01:27:09.760 my aunt told me my aunt told me that she was like well during the comedy show there were two girls 0.97

01:27:14.720 running up and down giggling to the room so i was like who and she told me who and then they were

01:27:19.760 running up to that room where we found the panties so i was like oh so the one girl we thought those

01:27:25.360 panties might have been to the the underwear was too tight the glass slipper didn't fit but the second 0.91

01:27:30.560 girl maybe and here's the problem with the second girl everybody noticed she didn't have panties on 1.00

01:27:36.800 right from the beginning of the day so this is a conundrum where they came from who they came from

01:27:43.280 what was going on in this room we don't know we've asked everybody and we can't get a

01:27:48.240 fucking straight answer i asked her to her face on saturday right and she just laughed so i'm like 0.89

01:27:54.080 no no she said she said i don't think so but i cannot deny it fully because i was drinking heavily 0.98

01:28:00.880 that's what she said which i really wish we could say names and the relationships that we have to

01:28:06.080 these people because that adds such another dynamic that's part of why i didn't even want to bring it

01:28:10.240 up but you can say the the relationship just don't say the names okay well one of them was someone's 0.95

01:28:15.600 girlfriend and so we're alluding to that like the two chicks may have fucked and it's just hilarious 1.00

01:28:20.960 because it's one of the people's here's previous girlfriend so it's like yo did you fuck my girl 1.00

01:28:25.600 so that's like kind of they they swap panties and they spit all over them with their pussies 1.00

01:28:31.760 previous girlfriend three are married one's a virgin 0.99

01:28:38.240 and then also keep in mind my incredible fear of the the craziness for the first time this brought

01:28:43.360 up so i think you can narrow down you know crazy woman my favorite

01:28:49.600 so my favorite part of this though is that i think it's like it's like almost

01:28:53.760 what was it six months later that it was a while later yeah that topper or one of these 0.96

01:28:57.840 motherfuckers calls me up and is like like yo man actually calls me oh that's right that's right 0.98

01:29:03.200 and then i called me right away you have called me as well so 0.99

01:29:07.040 you did call me right away that's true you did call me right here's the thing so so cole and and

01:29:11.840 elizabeth called me right away about toad story you told me that like right away maybe within like

01:29:17.040 two weeks and i the same for you i don't know why we have this connection here me and cole but i'd be

01:29:21.600 calling him with the juice man get elizabeth on the phone what happened here we were doing 0.89

01:29:28.400 forensics it's crazy yeah dna tests this is this is what fucking bothers me though they don't tell me 0.97

01:29:36.800 right away they fucking they sit on this story for like six months and then top calls me and he's like 0.98

01:29:41.200 hey man i don't know i don't know how to bring this up and he's like he's all he's like being really 0.96

01:29:46.160 respectful and sensitive about it and i just as soon as he tells me what it is i'm like oh bro don't

01:29:50.640 even whatever like i don't fucking care at all like maybe they did well you were like that would 0.98

01:29:57.040 be hot no no way this girl could wear size small panties now if if i caught my if i caught my boy's 1.00

01:30:04.640 girl and she was cheating on him with another guy i have to tell him right away but if my girl my boy's 1.00

01:30:10.160 girl with another girl i'm like is this cheating like if you catch your buddy's uh chick fucking 1.00

01:30:21.760 another dude you assume that he's not cool with that like you know that there's a clear line now 0.99

01:30:27.760 if there's some shit going on with another chick you're like well i don't know maybe they have some

01:30:31.920 weird thing going on like you're like for the record i get involved for the record in here can 0.99

01:30:37.440 i jerk off somewhere we did not have a weird open relationship or anything like that and it would 0.91

01:30:42.320 like at the time it probably would have bothered me if that's what happened but it's not what 0.93

01:30:46.000 happened i really don't i really don't believe that's what happened because that those panties

01:30:49.200 according to you they're really small homegirl's not rocking any underwear like 0.86

01:30:53.280 she's just like she just carries around a pair of panties so that when she 1.00

01:30:56.240 some dude's chick she just drops the panties there you talked about this we have i remember 1.00

01:31:00.720 having this conversation you know legit is like women do that shit with the like it's almost like 1.00

01:31:04.720 a like i mixed my labor with it this and now it's my property type you know like did your 0.99

01:31:09.440 ex-boyfriend wear really small underwear is that your territory no not no that's what i mean

01:31:14.880 yeah like like you would see the weird part was and i want to say i don't know if you've told 0.81

01:31:19.440 this before oh you mean like g-string shit no no like tight on them like doesn't fit them but like 0.73

01:31:25.040 it'll it'll squeeze them i've seen that girls do that no no i don't know if this was mentioned 0.98

01:31:29.680 yet but that the panties were found inside the the bedding it wasn't just like on the floor

01:31:36.720 look look there's a reason to connect easers and she held it up to the light there was a reason to

01:31:41.200 connect the dots to perhaps me and my girl because it was in the bed that i slept in so like i understand

01:31:47.520 the logic the funny part is that he actually did sleep in that

01:31:50.240 i think i think that's what happened i think the pain yeah that's definitely unless i mean

01:31:59.600 unless it happens in the morning i mean and you slept like cole everybody left by the time you 0.56

01:32:05.520 woke up everyone's gone yeah i slept yeah i forgot about it i clipped like it's such dude we went to

01:32:12.080 bed at like three i'm not waking up at seven like i don't even understand how people do that how you guys

01:32:16.080 party and then wake up super early and just like go rian and i were both out of there like four

01:32:21.760 do you want to say that we're thinking about or we're gonna save that what what we're planning

01:32:27.360 you're thinking about oh i guess i thought we were doing it oh and the other girl involved in this is

01:32:31.840 also robbie's side piece so let's just put it out there

01:32:35.440 i mean she doesn't care we talked about she knows it doesn't matter we're not saying any names

01:32:44.560 it's all good no i don't remember her name

01:32:50.000 has like a long-time girlfriend back home

01:32:53.760 like this weekend i i don't know it like i immediately forgot i was like whatever i do know

01:32:57.840 it but i'm not gonna say it that's for sure is it bernitha

01:33:00.880 bernitha no did she wear the same shorts again

01:33:06.960 i don't know yeah oh you just saw her didn't you or was she not there this no she was there

01:33:12.640 at the comedy place but i i don't i didn't look what she was wearing the shorts that don't cover 1.00

01:33:16.320 her i'm a respectful man look look when i meet any of your your my my guys girls i don't even know

01:33:22.960 i don't even notice if they have i don't even notice what they i don't know i don't know what they 0.98

01:33:26.640 look like i don't know i don't remember their names i don't know what the fuck clothes they're 1.00

01:33:30.560 wearing nothing i don't know shit clint is a top g man he's a fucking they're dead to me 1.00

01:33:35.760 i wish they were dead so i could have you all to myself 1.00

01:33:40.400 i like that though 1.00

01:33:45.120 i just wish that all of your wives would die so i can have you all to myself 1.00

01:33:48.880 in the most respectful way possible 0.99

01:33:54.080 i still don't know if jose actually has a wife because she is never included in anything that has

01:33:58.640 happened she's not real she doesn't like i'm telling you i think top is starting to see the 0.53

01:34:05.200 light of the married ones you're you're like you're in this retarded early marriage spot 0.99

01:34:10.640 tops like cresting where he's like seeing the light don't get your 0.99

01:34:14.320 involved in your shit just don't like they it up that's all they do like doesn't mean you don't love 0.98

01:34:19.680 them they're great she's awesome i like hanging out with her we have our own time together i don't 0.99

01:34:24.160 want to introduce my friends like what the

01:34:28.080 what if the big twist of tower gang is that that uh clint isn't isn't the obvious fed what if it was

01:34:33.840 was jose the whole time he'd be so glad he couldn't be oh my god

01:34:39.840 that room outside that comedy dipped

01:34:43.840 wow because i'm telling you like there's been multiple opportunities where his wife could be

01:34:48.880 could could have met us could have been there every time he's like you and i don't want her to 0.98

01:34:53.920 your wife's gonna have to show bob for for me to believe that she's real 0.58

01:34:57.920 i mean i i told her that she's gonna have to come to one of these things soon but because it's like

01:35:01.840 yes she's like no way it is very much like any woman is going like i don't care you go 0.98

01:35:08.240 have a weekend to yourself with you oh no she's very much like what the 0.99

01:35:12.240 fuck like like she's not like just go off for a week we are we are 27 we're 27 months deep into 0.99

01:35:19.040 the show and none of us have ever seen her i just only met each other a few times i've met you a 0.99

01:35:25.040 dozen times

01:35:27.760 jose's ex-military probably if we're gonna be honest but he's ex-military and he knows way too

01:35:33.760 much about okc yeah there's a lot of there's a lot of stuff going on here limited hangout jose

01:35:40.400 limited hangout the cia did it that's quite a limited hangout

01:35:45.840 the cia killed you all killed the 170 ish people all right since you guys didn't want to do it i'm just 0.98

01:35:51.360 gonna do it so i'm or we'll end with this i'm pitching fucking uh coors light ad campaigns 0.99

01:35:56.800 oh yeah to try and recover their brand we like our beard just like we like our women 0.93

01:36:03.520 light never dark but light but light for when you need something to set your cross on fire

01:36:10.480 no there's no there's no setting on fire i feel like if i was supposed to come up with a little

01:36:23.360 like advertising pitch that's not on the fly thing you need to tell me about this ahead of time okay

01:36:29.600 black people never get subway in the middle of winter and then have someone run up on them and

01:36:34.400 say this is mega country but when they do they drink bud light what do you need a nice ice cold 0.99

01:36:41.360 bottle to smash over a black person's head but that's right the only thing they can do right now 1.00

01:36:47.440 to save themselves is like uh endorse trump and like like like behind trump is just like bud light signs 0.99

01:36:52.880 and stuff i think that's the only way you can get people to forget because like trump people are kind 0.96

01:36:57.120 of dumb like that uh remember uh budweiser uh the company created by a bunch of 0.99

01:37:04.240 germans they hate the jews but light jesus christ you are so autistic you thought that 1.00

01:37:10.960 like you just like said like i don't just like there wasn't like any sort of

01:37:16.480 i don't even know how to explain that was just like no performance there what's incredible it was

01:37:20.080 just i'm saying the the actual ingredients of the the joke and just saying it like as opposed to

01:37:25.440 actually formulating in any way i love the i love the thought that toad has all the ingredients

01:37:31.600 to every joke it's just that he comes out like i always have all the ingredients and i don't know

01:37:38.240 how to uh cook i don't know how to season his jokes that's exactly he's a white person let me all

01:37:45.280 right let me cook for you toad um i'm watching hold on hold on uh the preferred beverage of the third

01:37:52.960 rack based bud light it's just quick just quick yeah hammer it up fair enough i really think you

01:37:59.600 could i mean you'd be like when it bud light for when you need an excuse for whenever you grab them by 0.99

01:38:04.320 the pussy i feel like you gotta i was i would i would drink bud light that would be the most 1.00

01:38:13.280 awesome heel turn just like hard right like shit exploding everything has like kid rock in the 1.00

01:38:18.160 commercial yeah i'm gonna drink this i don't give a i legit don't give a fuck i would still just as 0.99

01:38:22.640 likely buy bud light if i wanted to although i don't promise like i don't i don't like the taste 0.93

01:38:26.800 of bud light i don't know if they had kick-ass right-wing commercials would you wouldn't buy one

01:38:32.160 which you'd like when your boys yeah look at this is the brand like this is the brand i know this is

01:38:36.160 actually this is actually gay the only thing i would like is the bud light seltzers like i really i just 0.77

01:38:41.600 had a really good idea guys if bud light wants to recover their brand and let's be honest they're on the ropes

01:38:48.160 there is one comedy podcast on earth you could sponsor right now that would really turn things

01:38:53.600 around you're watching it i'd be fucking hilarious if we if we became the bud light sponsored but 0.89

01:39:02.480 that's true they could go the total opposite way they could completely lean i'm not gonna lie

01:39:07.680 i've actually like the last couple times i've gone to the grocery store i've looked in the beer aisle

01:39:12.480 to see how much the bud light is because i was like i kept hearing it's super cheap and i'm like

01:39:16.800 well i mean i don't even really like my life but if it's like dirt cheap like i don't know they 0.80

01:39:22.240 were giving away here uh like certificates to refund or whatever i didn't see no shit it was normal 0.97

01:39:28.000 price no deals no nothing i was like the fuck this was there was it was there a ton of it there was 0.97

01:39:32.320 it like it was funny yeah okay but i'm like was there more of it than the other brands i don't know i 0.96

01:39:37.680 wasn't comparing and contrasting i mean well that's the whole reason you should look i didn't give a 0.70

01:39:43.120 he's a fed he's fucking lying i just want cheap beer and there wasn't i walked away i didn't ever 0.98

01:39:48.080 like it i was in bj's the other day and i did remember i forgot to tell you i saw a short-haired 0.99

01:39:54.080 lesbian with like short khaki shorts on and flip-flops and she was like defiantly pushing like just one 1.00

01:40:00.160 case of course light or whatever that shit is bud light in in her carriage after she bought it it was 0.97

01:40:04.320 like like she's like i'm oh she was the target audience she was yeah she doesn't even want that 0.99

01:40:10.320 shit she did she just got thrown away whatever what nationality what nationality was she white 1.00

01:40:15.360 fucking white what do you mean oh she was white russian probably no no but that's not even true 1.00

01:40:19.840 though i think because uh don't the lesbians hate the trans yes yeah i think they did mom they're 1.00

01:40:26.080 women no but i think women just hate all women yeah yeah i mean oh that's true clint that was pretty 1.00

01:40:33.360 good that's fair i mean honestly they're real women so they're real women because women hate them 1.00

01:40:40.400 that's how you know we proved it we proved it yeah all right you ready to sign off on this one

01:40:46.000 they're not sending their best but like we're out i like the idea of keeping on dragging jose into deep 0.99

01:40:51.920 water just like like everyone here's tired but we're like fuck you jose until he loses his mind and 0.99

01:40:57.600 just logs off that's right keep milking this cow it's all out of milk 0.99

01:41:03.360 yeah uh this is clint ruff will be locked down go subscribe to liberty lock down i will hopefully

01:41:08.080 uh so stay tuned you're muffled yeah i don't know what happened whenever the music comes on

01:41:16.880 and clint goes he's muffled right away yeah you need to like wait for the audio all right do you do your

01:41:21.680 plugs again all right liberty lockdown i will be headed to virginia next thursday through saturday

01:41:26.720 you may see me on irl we'll find out and hopefully i'm signing on with tim cas but make sure in the

01:41:31.360 meantime that you get me to 14 000 fucking subscribers because i've been frozen at 13 0.98

01:41:35.120 nine for like a goddamn month let's go bitch oh yeah uh you can catch me uh i don't even care 1.00

01:41:42.640 don't don't follow me on any of my socials i just want to plug josie's new podcast that's going to be 0.99

01:41:46.400 coming out on uh spaces i think maybe merch engine at merch engine.com oh no we're plugging josie guys

01:41:53.440 josie's having a podcast go check that out don't worry she's more important than all of us let's go

01:41:58.000 yeah that's it it's gonna be great she's gonna have the biggest people the biggest shows tim

01:42:01.360 castle all that stuff all right who's next uh jose galison of the no way jose show um on youtube

01:42:07.120 all major all podcasts obviously as well on friday i'll be going on pat gray's show uh pat

01:42:12.480 gray unleashed i believe uh part of like a three-part presentation where uh you know there's charles key

01:42:20.160 one of uh timothy mcveigh's uh lawyers and me will all be giving like a big old okc presentation

01:42:25.600 it's kind of a big deal it's a blaze network show uh yeah it's really cool uh it's also on

01:42:30.400 radio so pretty dope yeah it's one of those ones you're like huh who's that guy and when you look

01:42:34.640 and you're like oh shit he's been around for a long time and he actually has kind of a big audience

01:42:38.400 it's wild i'm just weird i'm happy for you you're gonna crush it no i i'm the same way i was like who 0.99

01:42:42.640 the fuck is this guy and i looked at him like oh yeah he was like a long time go host uh fucking he's 0.99

01:42:47.440 from the old radio days and you're like oh shit it's actually a big dog but all right yeah sleeping on him 1.00

01:42:52.560 but oh yeah that's all i got absolutely back on twitter um and then go follow ron desantis he's 0.98

01:42:57.920 gonna uh he's killing it man he's killing it that's right josh every time i read that i get

01:43:02.880 fucking pissed off yeah yeah yeah i'll be on glenn next week all right who says howdy what the 0.99

01:43:09.600 fuck you might be tone on twitter i am on jose's show i believe tomorrow night continuing our hop 1.00

01:43:15.760 uh live reading so uh check that out i think tyler's being facetious with you he's a dick like that 1.00

01:43:21.200 tyler he's never been sincere in his life that's the first time incredible i'm his favorite go 0.93

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01:44:01.440 hang out with us yeah that's what we're gonna do more money actually that would be a great whoever is

01:44:05.600 the highest supporter so get an invite my house that would actually be a good idea depending on who

01:44:11.920 you are maybe yeah we'll be like no you know who's the second highest all right unless you're josh 0.99

01:44:17.440 smith's 69 420th child then we'll invite you yeah yeah fuck that guy little dick take us out with random 1.00

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01:45:18.080 best friend unless they get raided then they never met never met none of this should be new to me

01:45:23.280 clint is a sexual brood to me sorry no booster seat get them tall boots on you not a mission 0.99

01:45:27.440 fuck every podcast that won't soup to me libertarian won't be the same day revolutiony that's a word 0.99

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Tower Gang - May 25, 2023

Ep 124 - That Pussy Spittin'

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