Tower Gang - Ep 125 - Dot the Geef

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00:00:14.300 Yeah.

00:00:15.080 Nice. 0.68

00:00:17.820 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:19.680 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby. 1.00

00:00:21.580 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's mussy. 1.00

00:00:26.580 You want to kill me or you want to give me a bone? 1.00

00:00:29.240 I don't know. 1.00

00:00:30.380 When I say fuck the Jews, that means I'm horny. 1.00

00:00:33.460 How low is me? 1.00

00:00:34.620 I'm retarded. 0.99

00:00:35.840 Any of you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like, 0.99

00:00:39.420 Oh, oh. 0.98

00:00:40.760 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. 1.00

00:00:44.140 I was watching it and jerking off. 1.00

00:00:47.820 Fucking asshole. 1.00

00:00:50.220 Toad's on fire. 1.00

00:00:51.560 She was a 10 in real life.

00:00:53.040 She's like a dead 8.

00:00:56.600 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:00:57.920 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.

00:01:00.300 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00

00:01:02.940 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:01:10.020 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:01:11.800 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:01:12.620 We are live, bitch. 1.00

00:01:17.460 You know what day it is. 1.00

00:01:18.360 It's Tower Gang Wednesday, ho. 0.95

00:01:20.440 Thank you so much for tuning in, you special ed getting off the short bus. 0.81

00:01:23.560 Bitches, we love you so much. 1.00

00:01:25.080 Every single week, you always tune in. 0.99

00:01:26.400 As always, I am joined by my illustrious crew of special ed retards themselves. 1.00

00:01:31.560 We have the most special ed, Toad, at Tower Gang Toad.

00:01:35.320 Make sure you follow him.

00:01:36.200 We got at Tower Gang Jose, a.k.a.

00:01:38.580 No Way Jose, a.k.a.

00:01:40.460 Jose Galasson.

00:01:41.240 And we got TopLobster.com in the building.

00:01:43.000 What's up, brother?

00:01:43.800 Listen, so before the show started, I was at the bottom of the screen here when you're

00:01:48.660 backstage.

00:01:48.960 You could see what everyone's doing, but you can't see the main screen.

00:01:52.240 And it's playing the intro. 0.99

00:01:53.160 And I'm watching Clint go, and giggle every time a fucking joke is made. 0.99

00:01:57.600 And I was like, this guy really likes being here. 0.99

00:01:59.760 I love it.

00:02:00.280 He really enjoys it.

00:02:00.620 It's so cute.

00:02:02.080 I didn't know that.

00:02:03.560 I probably should have known that beforehand, because I could have been doing something

00:02:07.600 really bad.

00:02:09.740 That you could see me.

00:02:11.120 It was the Jeffrey Toobin moment.

00:02:13.460 Yeah, I'd be like, oh, I just got to get a quick one out. 1.00

00:02:15.680 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:02:16.980 The funny thing is, these cameras never go off. 1.00

00:02:19.300 I'm constantly looking.

00:02:20.820 It happens to the best one.

00:02:21.960 Top is actually the Fed amongst us.

00:02:24.320 That'd be a real plot twist, if Top was the Fed.

00:02:27.480 I've thought about it.

00:02:30.860 I've implicated myself in a thought experiment.

00:02:33.960 I was like, what would that look like?

00:02:35.380 And I was like, a guy that, he did work for the state, but he was a railroad worker.

00:02:40.060 He sells t-shirts. 0.99

00:02:41.240 He's kind of retarded. 0.99

00:02:42.580 I'm like, it is a good cover. 0.59

00:02:44.000 And you could see the backstory with it.

00:02:46.000 He is always trying to drag us to the alt-right to make the whole Mises caucus looks like a 0.64

00:02:51.140 bunch of Nazis things.

00:02:53.500 That is true. 0.97

00:02:54.260 Provocateur of the bunch.

00:02:55.220 I am the provocateur of the bunch, but I've never been accused of being a Fed.

00:02:59.560 Not once, which is almost insulting to me.

00:03:02.040 Now you have.

00:03:04.380 It finally happened.

00:03:05.680 I think the most legit one would have been Jose.

00:03:09.240 I think that was last week.

00:03:10.140 He got all uncomfortable.

00:03:11.120 He got sweaty when we accused him.

00:03:12.500 You remember that?

00:03:13.460 Yeah.

00:03:13.740 Oh, yeah.

00:03:14.380 Oh, yeah.

00:03:15.440 He got weird about it. 0.99

00:03:16.280 And the fact that he has to get high as a motherfucker every time he sees us makes 0.99

00:03:19.620 me feel like he's just, he's like a, he's like a fresh out of college Fed. 1.00

00:03:23.700 Like he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing yet. 0.98

00:03:25.080 No, he's like, he's got to get high to like ease the pain. 0.98

00:03:27.540 He's like, man, what am I going to do to these guys?

00:03:30.080 Yeah. 0.97

00:03:30.220 He's like, he's like, I really like these guys, but man, I just got to get fucking blazed 0.74

00:03:33.680 and then I can, I can roll them up. 0.96

00:03:35.420 Then I can look them in the eyes.

00:03:36.700 Yeah.

00:03:37.120 He has military experience.

00:03:39.480 He does not actually have a wife.

00:03:41.460 It all kind of adds up.

00:03:42.920 Yeah, man.

00:03:43.780 Yeah.

00:03:44.440 Yeah.

00:03:44.700 All right.

00:03:44.940 Mailman.

00:03:45.300 He knows, everyone knows Toad's not the Fed because all like one of us is the Fed and 0.51

00:03:50.020 we're all like trying to get Toad to kill himself.

00:03:52.220 And that's like, that's our job.

00:03:53.860 No, maybe that's just what they want you to think.

00:03:56.980 It's the person who's the least likely.

00:03:58.940 Dude, you'd be, you'd be deep cover.

00:04:00.940 I would never suspect it.

00:04:02.300 Like if I, if like the, if the DEA or something just bust in my door and puts cuffs on me and 0.99

00:04:07.820 then fucking Toad standing in the hallway, I'd be like, I'd be like, you got to be fucking 0.99

00:04:11.780 kidding me. 1.00

00:04:12.420 Toad was the mole.

00:04:15.300 He's the Kaiser Soce of the group. 1.00

00:04:17.200 Oh my God.

00:04:17.920 He's the one I thought was the Fed the most to be completely honest with you. 0.98

00:04:21.060 Or, or that, or he's like the mark of the group that they're like fucking with sending 1.00

00:04:25.940 like, you know, low frequency, like waves to fucking fuck in the Fed. 0.99

00:04:29.180 He's the guy that we, we talk him into strapping himself up with C4. 1.00

00:04:32.900 Dude, every time that I disappear and you think it's because I'm trying to commit suicide,

00:04:37.400 it's actually because I'm, I'm meeting with my handlers.

00:04:39.940 Oh my God.

00:04:40.300 You have to fly to Langley every couple of weeks?

00:04:42.460 Yeah. 0.94

00:04:42.600 Mark, my word is Toad will be the one that fucks this up. 0.96

00:04:44.680 Like every time he goes dark, I'm like worried he committed Sudoku or something. 0.93

00:04:48.180 Oh dude, me too.

00:04:49.040 Every time he goes dark, it's just him taking PTO. 1.00

00:04:52.040 Like his job is to be on Twitter and do this stupid shit. 1.00

00:04:55.020 That's a great point. 1.00

00:04:55.420 And when he's not there, yeah. 1.00

00:04:56.940 Holy shit. 0.99

00:04:57.720 He's probably, he's probably, he's probably back with his wife and kids when he's committing 1.00

00:05:01.580 suicide.

00:05:03.660 That's right. 0.88

00:05:04.420 That's, that would honestly be the worst lie of you not like, not being a virgin, like

00:05:09.040 him just having like seven kids.

00:05:10.900 Dude, that'd be wild.

00:05:12.780 Imagine. 1.00

00:05:13.320 Our fucking producer is so fucking retarded. 1.00

00:05:15.700 He doesn't even get this joke, does he? 1.00

00:05:17.340 No, apparently not.

00:05:18.780 It's a censorship circumvention for the S word.

00:05:22.520 Oh, you can't say that here?

00:05:23.960 Yeah. 0.99

00:05:24.160 No, it's seppuku, seppoku, or I don't know the fuck it. 0.99

00:05:26.580 It's seppuku, seppuku. 0.98

00:05:28.100 It's like the Asian word's too hard to remember, so it's easier to say Sudoku. 1.00

00:05:31.280 It's harikari.

00:05:32.320 It's the same thing. 1.00

00:05:32.860 No, it's a fucking, it's the honorable thing Asians do when they kill themselves with 1.00

00:05:37.300 Yeah, they kill themselves with mind puzzles. 1.00

00:05:40.640 You know, they're still like CEOs of businesses and shit that will do that sometimes. 0.99

00:05:46.580 God, that was not a banger. 0.99

00:05:47.680 Was that a banger? 0.98

00:05:48.480 No.

00:05:48.780 That got me excited.

00:05:49.740 I liked it though.

00:05:52.200 I have no idea what I'm going to say that actually makes you laugh.

00:05:56.480 A little dicky, can you edit that out in post, please?

00:05:58.520 I didn't mean to do that.

00:06:00.580 By the way, Fat Dave, aka Cole, will be with us in about 10 minutes, so hang in there.

00:06:04.760 If you're here for the muscles, he'll be here soon.

00:06:07.840 Go ahead and pull up the mailbag, or I guess if you're still not reading it because we're

00:06:11.840 going to fire you soon, if you want to just, oh, there you go.

00:06:14.980 Nova Mass, any of y'all experienced ego death before?

00:06:18.240 Don't get Jose started on that.

00:06:20.180 I mean, I've tripped a bunch, but I've never like, I don't think I've ever really tripped

00:06:23.900 like that hard to where I would experience what you consider ego death or whatever. 0.93

00:06:29.160 I don't fucking know. 1.00

00:06:30.360 Honestly, it all sounds like gay woo-woo shit anyways, to be honest. 1.00

00:06:33.760 My ego is completely demolished by all of you every time I come onto the show. 1.00

00:06:38.520 Of course, Jose doesn't believe ego death.

00:06:40.620 It's just another one of those things where he's like, this is just too much for me.

00:06:44.240 I'm telling you, Jose, you grind my gears, man.

00:06:46.880 When we get to the conspiracy stuff, he's just such a non-believer.

00:06:49.760 Well, it's not even like, that's not even, I guess, a woo-woo in the sense of like in

00:06:54.500 a supernatural way. 1.00

00:06:55.620 It just sounds like some shit some white girl made up. 1.00

00:06:57.780 Like, you know what I mean? 1.00

00:06:58.340 Like, it's not like you're like, oh, this is aliens or something. 1.00

00:07:01.380 It just sounds like some gay shit. 1.00

00:07:02.820 You're like, oh, I'm one with the universe now, and I don't really know. 1.00

00:07:05.840 There's not even a me. 1.00

00:07:07.360 It's like, just shut up, bitch. 1.00

00:07:08.880 Like, that's what that sounds like to me, you know? 1.00

00:07:11.040 Yeah, it's just like, I don't know, they're complaining about some mean bitches. 1.00

00:07:14.420 Like, it's not the same as when you're like, oh, you don't believe in Nephilim? 0.97

00:07:17.820 Like, it's a different thing.

00:07:19.000 You know what I mean?

00:07:20.020 I don't know.

00:07:20.700 My ego is dead now, guys.

00:07:23.160 Yeah, every time I've done hallucinogens, I have, I don't know if it's ego death, but

00:07:27.820 ego injury for sure.

00:07:30.680 You definitely start to feel as if like your temporal being is less important than you thought

00:07:39.080 it was just before you did the drugs.

00:07:41.260 I mean, that's always been my sensation. 0.99

00:07:42.640 But now I sound like a woo-woo white chick, so thanks for fucking the question, Novum. 0.98

00:07:46.040 Thank God, thank God, yeah, ego death isn't really a thing because imagine Clint did too 0.99

00:07:51.300 much LSD or whatever it is, and then he turned into like Ian Crossland.

00:07:55.360 I'm just talking about how fucking, if we were to just get some like alloy metals, we can 0.95

00:08:02.800 totally solve this ESG thing. 0.99

00:08:05.280 Be like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:08:06.960 All right, next question. 1.00

00:08:09.560 JC comments.

00:08:10.540 Toad seems kind of grumpy on Twitter.

00:08:12.460 Should we be concerned for his mental health? 0.99

00:08:14.360 The answer is fuck yes, we should be concerned. 0.99

00:08:16.700 I am like every week on my edge that he's going to like, I know we bully him and tease 0.99

00:08:21.380 him, but it's like to make him stronger, I genuinely don't want him to off himself, and

00:08:24.920 I think I'm genuinely concerned.

00:08:28.200 Yeah, like we're trying to toughen him up, but it's just, he just doesn't, he doesn't take

00:08:33.020 it like that.

00:08:33.760 What did it this time?

00:08:35.340 Yeah, in what way am I grumpy?

00:08:36.960 The Celtics lost.

00:08:38.740 Was it the Celtics? 0.99

00:08:40.080 I mean, you disappeared for 36 hours after the Celtics lost, so I assumed you fucking lost 0.99

00:08:44.920 a bag. 0.99

00:08:45.280 And then he doesn't even have the self-respect.

00:08:46.980 I don't have a problem.

00:08:48.880 No, what happened?

00:08:50.480 Yeah, like literally, like, yeah.

00:08:53.020 I don't have a problem. 0.98

00:08:53.960 I'm fucking making money. 0.99

00:08:55.020 You don't understand. 0.99

00:08:55.780 You know my record since I started gabbling 15 years ago, Clint? 1.00

00:08:58.980 I'm going to fucking kill myself. 0.99

00:09:01.400 You can't, you can't go, like, it's such, it's such an emotional roller coaster. 1.00

00:09:06.580 I mean, you can't go from that like high like that to that low that quickly, like two

00:09:11.620 days later.

00:09:12.000 So, yeah, like just the emotions that were involved in the end of game six, you know, 0.98

00:09:16.380 where I threw my back out because what the fuck is that music? 0.98

00:09:21.060 What is happening? 0.98

00:09:22.500 We're talking about Toad's Elements.

00:09:24.900 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:09:26.240 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:26.800 It's the violin, whatever.

00:09:27.880 No, so, so when Marcus Smart missed that shot, I threw myself to the ground, to my hardwood 0.99

00:09:33.240 floor because I was like, they're fucking, you know, the Celtics are dead, whatever. 0.97

00:09:37.360 And then I saw, you know, White come in and actually like get the rebound and make the, 0.99

00:09:41.620 yeah, make what was the game winning shot.

00:09:44.400 And I tried to like stop myself from falling to the ground and like completely like just

00:09:49.640 threw up my back and twisted my body in this weird way.

00:09:52.480 I was on the ground for like two hours.

00:09:55.400 So then you come from.

00:09:56.700 Hold on one second.

00:09:57.320 We did have this music set up just because we thought you were dead and we were going

00:10:00.600 to play this for you at Memorial.

00:10:02.240 So you come from that amazing, you know, high.

00:10:06.240 And then two days later, literally first play, Jason Tatum sprains his ankle or whatever.

00:10:11.520 I literally turned it off and I like ran to the bridge immediately at that point.

00:10:15.500 I didn't watch any of the rest of the game.

00:10:17.020 I'm not kidding.

00:10:18.540 Not a problem at all.

00:10:19.500 No problem.

00:10:19.840 Why did you, why did you run to the bridge, Toad?

00:10:22.780 Absolutely no reason at all.

00:10:24.520 Because the voices behind the wall told me to do it.

00:10:27.020 That's why.

00:10:28.160 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00

00:10:29.100 You're telling me to kill federal agents. 0.99

00:10:31.360 I don't want to do it. 0.99

00:10:33.500 I did.

00:10:34.160 I did ask the group.

00:10:35.100 I was like, do you think we could squeeze three weeks of content out of Toad's death?

00:10:38.560 Or it's like, it's two.

00:10:39.980 I think, because I think we get two, definitely get two weeks of content from Toad's death.

00:10:43.660 But is three pushing it?

00:10:45.020 I think that question is more of like, how long will the audience remember him?

00:10:49.220 And probably three, we could riff on Toad for like.

00:10:54.140 Dude, I feel like Toad's suicide would be evergreen.

00:10:56.800 I feel like we could joke about that for years and years.

00:10:59.220 I feel like in four weeks, I feel like in four weeks, they were like, in the comments, they'd be like, who's Toad that they keep destroying?

00:11:04.580 Like, why do they keep bringing up a Toad?

00:11:06.020 What are they doing with the Toad?

00:11:07.020 Dude, dude.

00:11:07.460 You have to find new Toad, right?

00:11:09.300 And I really think Todd Hagopian would put it in.

00:11:13.600 Oh, my God.

00:11:15.040 Dude, if Todd would actually take it, just 90 minutes of us abusing him every week like we do Toad, it'd be pretty fun.

00:11:20.960 Dude, I would become mythical.

00:11:22.840 That is the perfect replacement for Toad, I think.

00:11:25.160 Who is?

00:11:26.360 Perry, the dude we had on a few weeks ago.

00:11:28.380 Pienord, he's in the chat right now.

00:11:29.840 No, Perry Abassi. 0.99

00:11:31.080 Or where the fuck is that? 0.99

00:11:31.660 Oh, Perry Abassi. 1.00

00:11:32.720 Yeah, all right.

00:11:33.160 Yeah, he's the alpha version of you.

00:11:35.000 Dude, I started following his Twitter.

00:11:36.380 Funny.

00:11:37.060 He's a funny guy.

00:11:38.340 I feel bad about calling him a pedophile to his face over.

00:11:40.240 Yeah, that's why we had him on.

00:11:41.700 Isn't it funny how sometimes the Twitter is funny just doesn't translate to, like, podcast funny?

00:11:47.400 It's like, oh, God, you need to write it.

00:11:49.520 I thought he was funny.

00:11:50.140 I thought he was funny.

00:11:50.640 I think he'd be a good tune for him.

00:11:51.340 I wouldn't say podcast funny.

00:11:52.720 I'd say podcast energy is the word I'd put it as.

00:11:55.980 Because he is funny on the podcast, and he's funny, and he has a great energy on Twitter.

00:12:00.620 I just don't think he's a podcast energy.

00:12:01.700 So, wait, listen to this.

00:12:02.760 I'm doing some shirts for Slick and Thick.

00:12:07.080 That's Mickey Gall and Gerard Michaels' podcast.

00:12:10.280 So, I'm, like, I'm calling them.

00:12:13.400 I'm text messaging them and stuff like this.

00:12:15.660 And Gerard, he actually had a pretty big name, and he's like, hey, I want to come on the show.

00:12:19.320 And I was like, why?

00:12:20.220 Like, how do you even know he wants to come on the show? 0.99

00:12:22.980 And, fuck, where was I going? 0.93

00:12:24.600 So, I started thinking about, like, anyway, he made me do a design, and it said, like, their name of their podcast. 0.98

00:12:32.560 And it said, never talk about it.

00:12:37.900 Yeah, you would know, though.

00:12:39.720 It said, funniest podcast in the world.

00:12:42.020 And I was like, you haven't been on Tower Gang.

00:12:44.420 And he kind of, like, he thinks he can hang, which is weird.

00:12:47.740 Like, because now I'm like, I don't even know.

00:12:49.240 I don't even know if you can hang.

00:12:50.440 Well, has he seen it?

00:12:53.980 Apparently, he's a fan.

00:12:55.860 That's pretty cool.

00:12:57.140 Yeah, that's pretty neat.

00:12:58.420 I will say, I would love to get Mickey Gall, and I would love to get into the UFC.

00:13:05.100 That's pretty neat.

00:13:07.340 I would love to get legal into having UFC fighters on, but only, like, the cool ones.

00:13:10.940 Like, I want to get...

00:13:11.920 Yeah.

00:13:12.520 Yeah, that's not Mickey Gall.

00:13:13.700 That's for sure.

00:13:14.360 That comedy guy.

00:13:15.600 Jake Shields.

00:13:17.800 Jake Shields.

00:13:18.600 And then, who was the one that just said he would fight 10 trannies in a row? 1.00

00:13:22.540 That's Jake Shields, bro.

00:13:23.680 Jake Shields.

00:13:25.600 Yes.

00:13:26.200 I know it might be a segue, but that is such a...

00:13:29.200 Jake's a homie. 0.98

00:13:29.840 He would absolutely do the show.

00:13:31.460 Absolutely. 0.99

00:13:32.280 After I saw that, he would be like, I'll fight 10 transgenders in a row. 1.00

00:13:36.380 Like, back to back. 1.00

00:13:37.220 I don't care, and I'll beat them all.

00:13:38.600 If we have him on... 0.94

00:13:39.800 You'd beat them simultaneously. 0.99

00:13:40.520 If we have him on, we're spending 30 minutes talking about graphically beating up trans transgenders. 1.00

00:13:45.180 Oh, absolutely. 0.94

00:13:46.320 We should have him on during Pride Month.

00:13:47.980 Let's do it.

00:13:48.600 I think it may have been...

00:13:50.600 I think it was Travis in the chat asked a great question.

00:13:54.500 Would you rather fight a man-sized woman or a woman-sized man? 1.00

00:13:59.960 And that was... 0.96

00:14:01.380 Because that kind of ties together with him beating up the trannies. 1.00

00:14:05.580 Because that's a great question.

00:14:06.860 A woman-sized man? 0.95

00:14:08.440 A man-sized woman or a woman-sized man? 0.99

00:14:10.480 I would fight a woman-sized man because there's no way I'm going to let myself lose to a woman. 1.00

00:14:15.140 Man-sized woman. 0.70

00:14:16.180 What do you mean by man-sized?

00:14:19.140 Like, man-musculature?

00:14:20.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:21.080 So it would be like a woman-sized?

00:14:23.660 Yeah, think of like...

00:14:26.180 It would be, let's say, like the average male height and weight as a woman.

00:14:29.980 But with an average...

00:14:32.440 Orchings in their veins their entire life, they're not... 1.00

00:14:35.520 They have female musculature, bones, all that shit. 1.00

00:14:38.180 I'm going to be honest. 1.00

00:14:38.880 You mix a little woman in with a man either direction, I am putting that bitch in the hospital. 1.00

00:14:45.940 It doesn't matter. 1.00

00:14:47.280 Tiny dude or a big bitch. 1.00

00:14:48.820 You go into the fucking... 1.00

00:14:49.740 It's like, I see you, ho. 1.00

00:14:51.240 What's the average height and size of a woman in, like, the U.S.? 1.00

00:14:55.320 Probably 5'5", 130.

00:14:57.900 Yeah, think of that as a man.

00:14:59.440 Would you rather fight that as a man or a woman that's like 5'9", like 1'8"? 0.99

00:15:03.580 Would you fight Francis Ngannou if he was 5'5", 130 pounds?

00:15:08.640 Wait, wait, so is he...

00:15:09.440 Like, just looks the same.

00:15:10.560 That'd be pretty... 0.97

00:15:13.860 I would rather fight a big-ass chick at that point, but... 1.00

00:15:16.660 Yeah, Francis Ngannou would still... 0.98

00:15:17.980 I bet he'd still have some power.

00:15:19.100 No, no.

00:15:19.460 Oh, yeah, big power.

00:15:20.400 Big power, for sure.

00:15:21.620 In a little package like that.

00:15:22.920 I'd rather fight the woman-sized man, but I think the easier fight is the woman... 1.00

00:15:29.800 Or the man-sized woman. 1.00

00:15:31.900 But I feel like with the man, I could just go fucking ape shit and just have no fucking remorse 1.00

00:15:37.380 and just brutalize him. 1.00

00:15:39.260 It's like every time I see Toad.

00:15:40.560 When I think woman-sized man, I think, like, Jack Lloyd.

00:15:44.160 Is that what we're thinking?

00:15:46.420 I knew you had to take a shot at someone.

00:15:47.880 Oh, you don't think of me.

00:15:49.240 All right.

00:15:49.880 Which, by the way, if you were to, like, replace me with a bunch of Todd Hagopians or whatever,

00:15:53.760 you would notice the difference right away, because I am the only person who looks as bad 0.99

00:15:58.660 as I do who is not a complete faggot. 1.00

00:16:02.000 Toad-sized toads or one toad-sized toads. 1.00

00:16:03.620 Wait, Toad just said, he's the only person that looks like him that's not a faggot. 1.00

00:16:10.560 I think that's what he said. 1.00

00:16:13.000 I know I look like I suck cock, but I don't. 0.99

00:16:14.880 I look like I have terrible politics, but in fact, I'm based, contrary to my visage. 0.99

00:16:20.880 Right.

00:16:21.480 That's what Dave Smith said.

00:16:22.900 That's the love toad segment or whatever.

00:16:26.000 That's what he gave me.

00:16:26.420 Speaking of, I'm having him on on Tuesday.

00:16:28.720 Oh, are you?

00:16:29.680 Yeah.

00:16:29.900 Yeah, I'm having him on with that random account.

00:16:34.420 Oh, he's actually doing it?

00:16:35.880 Yeah, he's doing it. 0.99

00:16:36.700 I'm doing a fucking... 0.99

00:16:37.820 Wow, your riff paid off. 0.99

00:16:39.160 Jesus.

00:16:39.900 Yeah, no, it's real, which is weird, you know, that that's happening.

00:16:43.920 The guy, apparently he's not even going to go on cam. 0.99

00:16:46.480 He literally is just a fucking, you know, badger avatar or whatever the fuck he is. 0.99

00:16:50.760 I thought it was an owl. 1.00

00:16:51.440 Until you zoom in on the profile pic, it looks like an owl for some reason.

00:16:55.320 This is a bad look.

00:16:56.740 It's a bad look for Dave.

00:16:58.160 Whatever, I don't care.

00:16:59.100 Dave would not be debating an avatar of a badger.

00:17:02.020 Not on No Way Jose.

00:17:03.840 No one will.

00:17:04.800 I can't believe he should have just tagged him in and been like, Clint, you're in, bud.

00:17:09.620 Yeah, I mean, that's the weird thing.

00:17:12.160 I tried to, like, be Dave's surrogate with all these losers, and they all tell me no, 0.59

00:17:18.280 which is wild, because, like, they're all salivating to debate Dave 0.98

00:17:20.940 and get their teeth kicked in by him.

00:17:22.540 But for me, they're like, no, no respect for you. 0.56

00:17:25.280 I was like, wow, all right.

00:17:26.480 Clint, I want you to get to a level where Dave is your surrogate. 1.00

00:17:29.720 Fuck, dude. 1.00

00:17:30.320 Where you send Dave out. 1.00

00:17:31.640 Like, you put your baby inside of him. 0.99

00:17:36.420 That baby's an abomination. 1.00

00:17:40.360 I want the half reptile. 1.00

00:17:41.500 Stick your fist up your ass. 1.00

00:17:42.560 You got lube. 1.00

00:17:44.200 But, by the way, Cole, you look real handsome, but that shirt should be off.

00:17:50.940 Dude, I'm feeling good. 0.89

00:17:56.940 Yesterday, I did the squat bitch deadlift test. 1.00

00:18:00.800 1,100 pounds, bitch. 1.00

00:18:02.120 I know. 1.00

00:18:02.400 I saw it.

00:18:03.240 Yeah, dog.

00:18:03.600 Why were you late?

00:18:05.260 Were you, like, doing something where you had to look pretty?

00:18:06.540 I was literally at church.

00:18:08.160 Yeah.

00:18:08.740 Yo, why are you going to church all the time now?

00:18:11.900 Each time that my family is in town, like, they go to church.

00:18:16.220 Oh, that's when you're going to pretend.

00:18:17.300 Got it.

00:18:19.920 Do you believe in God?

00:18:22.020 He's out there somewhere, and he hates us. 0.57

00:18:26.560 So you're Catholic.

00:18:27.320 But, yeah, it literally was because my sister and her brother, my brother-in-law, and their kids were in.

00:18:37.120 And so that's why we did the SBD thing yesterday, and that's why I was in church tonight. 1.00

00:18:41.360 Suck baby dick? 1.00

00:18:42.100 What's SBD? 1.00

00:18:43.040 That's squat bitch deadlift. 1.00

00:18:44.480 Oh, okay. 0.99

00:18:45.900 So let me ask you, though, what's the psychology?

00:18:47.800 So you bring them to church?

00:18:48.940 Is that, like, as is customary?

00:18:51.680 Oh, yeah.

00:18:52.040 I mean, we grew up going to church every – like, they go to church every Wednesday night, both my sister and my parents.

00:18:57.820 So do we, baby.

00:18:59.780 Both of us and grandparents.

00:19:00.580 Yeah, so do we.

00:19:01.120 The church of the tower.

00:19:02.400 We preach to the choir every Wednesday evening.

00:19:05.080 So do they go on Wednesday so that they can watch football on Sunday?

00:19:08.620 No, they still go to church on Sunday, too.

00:19:10.320 Wow.

00:19:11.260 Dude, I grew up missing the first half of every Sunday night football.

00:19:14.180 My dad – my dad goes to church Wednesday, Sunday, and then Sunday night sometimes.

00:19:20.540 No, that's – dude, I grew up going to all of those, Wednesday, Sunday morning, and Sunday night, and to choir practice before Sunday night.

00:19:27.400 So I used to get there early, like an hour earlier.

00:19:29.500 I used to play guitar for, like, two of those services.

00:19:33.720 So I would be, like, on –

00:19:34.920 Dude, my church didn't allow a guitar.

00:19:36.920 A guitar was too – too beaty.

00:19:40.560 Wait a minute.

00:19:42.080 Wait a minute. 1.00

00:19:42.940 Holy shit. 1.00

00:19:44.260 Get some devil tunes out of my church, boy. 1.00

00:19:47.380 Yeah, no, in my church – in my church, we had a bass player come, and he started, like, playing it, like, flea, like, slap bass and shit. 0.99

00:19:53.640 Yeah. 0.95

00:19:54.820 He yelled at him. 0.64

00:19:55.700 He's like, get out of here with that devil. 0.88

00:19:56.760 All the women start – 1.00

00:19:57.800 You just go get it out.

00:19:58.540 All the women start – 1.00

00:19:59.700 All the women start orgasming because of his thumb action. 0.99

00:20:01.800 They're like –

00:20:02.020 No.

00:20:02.880 No.

00:20:03.720 Dude, this is why – 0.65

00:20:04.640 You're making the woman wet. 1.00

00:20:05.740 Stop it.

00:20:05.920 What's funny, though, is they all –

00:20:06.980 Slap her to bass. 1.00

00:20:07.740 Every fucking, like, old person that goes to church fucking loves Elvis, though. 1.00

00:20:12.380 Fucking loves – all of them. 1.00

00:20:14.040 It doesn't – like, every old woman that goes to church – 0.99

00:20:16.300 Oh, yeah.

00:20:16.540 You know why?

00:20:17.300 Because their parents told them –

00:20:18.960 Their parents told them that they were going to hell when they watched them as kids.

00:20:22.560 Exactly.

00:20:23.000 That's right.

00:20:23.540 That's the –

00:20:23.960 Now they still love them.

00:20:24.920 It kind of keeps going down.

00:20:26.180 Like, all the old dads, they probably still, like, love, I don't know, some, like, 70s

00:20:30.500 or 80s music.

00:20:31.500 Cole, when we get older, like, the people in the church, we're just going to, like, hate

00:20:35.700 podcasters.

00:20:36.540 We're like, ah, you can't podcast.

00:20:37.420 Because, like, we know what we did when we were podcasting.

00:20:39.720 That's true.

00:20:40.500 This is why –

00:20:42.020 I think this is why the religious people tend to –

00:20:44.940 Jesus, no.

00:20:45.900 This is why – 1.00

00:20:46.980 I had a bony ass when I was growing up. 0.99

00:20:48.360 So, no, it was – 1.00

00:20:49.400 Oh, you had a bony ass. 1.00

00:20:51.300 I did. 1.00

00:20:51.640 I did not have an –

00:20:53.200 I was a very, like – 1.00

00:20:54.640 Why did your ass grow in? 1.00

00:20:55.680 It was the priest's bone in your ass. 1.00

00:20:58.680 Why would your ass have grown in and mine wouldn't? 1.00

00:21:00.640 Why would that happen? 1.00

00:21:01.500 Why does God not love me?

00:21:03.000 Is it because I didn't go to church?

00:21:04.660 Yes, that's true, Clint.

00:21:05.620 Did you ever –

00:21:06.160 Have you ever been in a church, Clint?

00:21:07.700 Yeah, sure.

00:21:08.560 Not a lot, but, yeah, I've been.

00:21:10.080 For, like, for what?

00:21:12.780 I've been there for –

00:21:13.800 I've been there for service on Sunday.

00:21:16.120 I've been there for – 1.00

00:21:16.400 Some bitch I was trying to fuck. 1.00

00:21:18.100 Exactly. 1.00

00:21:18.980 I went to a rave once in a church. 0.99

00:21:21.180 Wait, wait, is this why the religious people tend to hate fags? 1.00

00:21:25.380 Because they're all raped by them? 1.00

00:21:28.460 Hmm. 1.00

00:21:28.960 It could be the text that they read that tells them to hate the gays. 0.80

00:21:32.280 Explain that, because I don't quite get it.

00:21:34.580 Explain it.

00:21:35.520 Is there any explaining necessary? 0.98

00:21:37.020 It's a Catholic priest rape joke. 0.99

00:21:39.740 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:39.960 Yeah.

00:21:41.840 Yo, when you guys come over to my house and we do this weekend thing, we should make Clint

00:21:46.680 go to church.

00:21:47.140 We should just go to church and see what happens.

00:21:49.920 On Sunday morning?

00:21:51.260 That would be –

00:21:52.120 No, dude.

00:21:52.740 We'd all be completely hungover.

00:21:54.760 I mean, we would all be insanely hungover, and then we're like, we file into church, and

00:21:59.900 we definitely need to wear Tower Gang merch while we're there. 0.80

00:22:02.680 Dude, can we go to a black church, though? 0.73

00:22:05.400 The chicken washer churches are the best, man.

00:22:07.560 They have the best music.

00:22:08.620 I'm down to do it, but only if we record a live Tower Gang with Josie and her spaces in 0.92

00:22:15.020 the parking lot outside the church, and we say wild shit, and we try and get the whole 0.95

00:22:19.520 church promenade or whatever you call it, congregation, to congregate around us. 0.99

00:22:24.120 Oh, can we hit on the old church, ladies? 1.00

00:22:26.740 Speaking of this, fuck you, Toad. 1.00

00:22:28.680 I finally put together the audio and the video to the shit that Clint is talking about, he's 1.00

00:22:32.780 alluding to, that we did, and now I'm trying to figure out how to put it on Locals, but 0.53

00:22:36.640 Toad was busy trying to kill himself for the last 36 hours, so I couldn't get a direct

00:22:40.620 answer, but it's coming soon, and you'll see it.

00:22:43.660 All right, we'll do it.

00:22:44.240 It was very short, because the cops rolled us up, but it was fun.

00:22:48.140 It's coming soon, just like the Top Loss to Ranch from last year.

00:22:51.800 That's also coming soon.

00:22:53.320 It'll be out any day now.

00:22:55.560 I think on episode 1000 we released that. 0.98

00:22:58.860 Top, Top, that fucking comedian dude you were talking about earlier, did you say he was 0.96

00:23:02.560 on Patrick Bet David's podcast before? 0.99

00:23:04.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:05.680 What the fuck? 1.00

00:23:06.900 It's crazy. 1.00

00:23:07.520 Dude has a gas contract, he has a gas show or whatever, fucking been on PBD's show. 0.99

00:23:12.480 Dude has like a couple hundred followers. 0.98

00:23:13.960 I don't even understand this.

00:23:15.520 No, he's got like 35k on Instagram, but I guess he's...

00:23:18.620 What did I tell you?

00:23:19.720 What did I tell you?

00:23:20.780 Yeah, Instagram is for like the lower tier people.

00:23:22.880 That's why I'm like, can you hang?

00:23:24.380 Yeah, guys have gas shows that have been on Patrick Bet David.

00:23:27.940 He doesn't have that many followers on Twitter, which means he's a nobody.

00:23:32.420 That's right. 0.99

00:23:33.700 I mean, if you are no money, who the fuck is this grub? 1.00

00:23:36.500 In my court of opinion, he's a fucking loser. 1.00

00:23:40.240 Oh, how many followers does he have on LinkedIn while we're at it? 1.00

00:23:43.980 Who gives a fuck? 1.00

00:23:46.480 Is he fucking submitting his resume? 1.00

00:23:48.260 Get out of here, bitch. 1.00

00:23:49.120 The only thing that matters is Twitter. 1.00

00:23:50.860 You guys are wasting your time.

00:23:52.140 Like people who have a following on Facebook, so what, Spike Cohen?

00:23:55.960 Nobody goes on there.

00:23:57.640 There are people there.

00:24:00.080 My grandma's really impressed.

00:24:01.640 People do have a big following on Facebook, and they just keep it.

00:24:04.900 They're just like, this is like, I'm actually really big on Facebook. 0.99

00:24:08.180 Like, no one gives a fuck. 0.96

00:24:09.640 Look, Anomaly was massive over there, and like fortunately his YouTube was big too, 0.97

00:24:14.540 so he transitioned pretty seamlessly to Twitter and YouTube.

00:24:18.100 But he's like him, and everyone I know that basically has a good-sized following on Facebook

00:24:23.960 says it is pointless.

00:24:25.620 Every single thing they put out is suppressed.

00:24:27.600 It's like they have tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of followers, subscribers, 0.98

00:24:32.340 whatever the fuck it's called over on Facebook. 0.98

00:24:34.100 I don't know. 0.98

00:24:34.200 But there's no real-world repercussions.

00:24:37.060 I want to address this.

00:24:38.060 I want to make this a point.

00:24:39.580 Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off top.

00:24:41.460 No, no, you're good. 0.98

00:24:42.740 Fucking, I do want to address this. 0.98

00:24:45.760 We're making a point to not have guests as much anymore at all. 0.99

00:24:49.040 Oops, fucking didn't mean to do that. 0.87

00:24:50.680 But yeah, no, that's the norm now. 0.95

00:24:52.280 Like, if anything, it's going to be like, I think in the future we might start doing

00:24:55.960 two episodes, and then maybe we'll start having, like, do regularly have, like, guests

00:24:59.260 once a week.

00:24:59.880 But if anything, we've noticed it kind of is a drag a lot of times when we have guests.

00:25:03.760 It's kind of like you're trying to figure out the vibe. 0.99

00:25:05.740 The flow's fucked. 0.99

00:25:06.720 It just is. 1.00

00:25:07.760 That's what I'm saying.

00:25:08.660 So that's the part.

00:25:10.700 So Gerard basically asks, he's like, hey, have me on the show.

00:25:14.100 And we're like, oh.

00:25:15.120 Not against him.

00:25:15.920 Exactly.

00:25:16.600 Whereas, like, a few months ago, we would have been hype.

00:25:19.260 We would have been like, yeah. 1.00

00:25:20.040 But now we're like, fuck, a guest? 0.99

00:25:21.880 Like, we really got to talk about this. 0.99

00:25:23.400 Like, do we want someone coming in here and fucking up our one day a week where we just 0.99

00:25:26.460 get to do this and shit? 0.98

00:25:27.920 Really, this is not about the audience. 0.99

00:25:30.080 This is not about the clout chasing. 0.99

00:25:32.600 This is about five besties talking shit to each other for an hour and a half. 0.99

00:25:37.640 That's pretty much. 1.00

00:25:38.380 That's what I'm here for.

00:25:40.560 Four besties and toad. 1.00

00:25:44.100 It's about us having gay sex with each other. 1.00

00:25:46.280 It's five besties and toad when Reed shows up sometimes. 1.00

00:25:48.880 Yeah, when Reed shows up.

00:25:50.740 Another one of the besties.

00:25:52.640 That's what I meant.

00:25:53.520 That's what I meant.

00:25:54.160 It was Reed.

00:25:54.600 All right.

00:25:55.520 All right.

00:25:55.800 Is there any other mailbag questions?

00:25:56.940 Speaking of gay month. 1.00

00:25:58.140 Oh, we still have.

00:25:59.440 I thought we were going to move into Pride Month.

00:26:00.380 Usually he does three.

00:26:01.540 So I thought maybe.

00:26:02.000 One more mailbag.

00:26:03.380 Pride Month, we're definitely going to be doing something on theme.

00:26:06.020 Art R asks, two-parter, what is your favorite non-black racial slur?

00:26:11.740 Which racial slur do you find the most confusing?

00:26:14.900 Moon Cricket is my favorite.

00:26:16.360 Oh, non-black. 1.00

00:26:16.980 Non-black, though. 1.00

00:26:18.380 You're such a racial. 1.00

00:26:20.240 Street shitter. 1.00

00:26:21.380 Street shitter is definitely mine.

00:26:22.980 I use it all the time.

00:26:24.560 I like Zipperhead. 1.00

00:26:25.400 Bagot's a classic.

00:26:26.080 Because I'm around street shitters. 0.91

00:26:27.400 Is that a racial slur? 0.89

00:26:29.120 Oh, it's not racial. 0.99

00:26:30.300 The gay race. 0.99

00:26:32.700 They have a flag. 1.00

00:26:33.960 Fuck them. 1.00

00:26:34.340 They're a race. 1.00

00:26:35.040 That's true. 1.00

00:26:36.020 I would say, yeah, I would say faggot, too. 1.00

00:26:38.180 I like faggot. 1.00

00:26:38.720 But I know it's not racial. 1.00

00:26:39.740 They got us there. 1.00

00:26:40.860 Fuck. 1.00

00:26:41.480 Retard? 1.00

00:26:42.040 Is retard racial? 1.00

00:26:44.200 What if retard was a race? 0.99

00:26:46.080 Yeah, it's our race. 0.54

00:26:47.780 Kite.

00:26:48.420 Elon Musk should make so that you could say.

00:26:50.840 Kite is great. 1.00

00:26:51.820 Elon Musk should make so you could say faggot on Twitter. 1.00

00:26:54.000 Because I so want. 0.99

00:26:55.560 I've been using the meme of the guy pulling out the letter.

00:26:58.120 Oh, yeah.

00:26:58.700 Almost spelling it.

00:26:59.280 Yeah, it's weird.

00:26:59.940 It's weird how arbitrary the distinctions are.

00:27:02.920 Because retard used to be instant nuke. 1.00

00:27:05.900 And now it's like everybody's saying it. 0.82

00:27:07.720 And it's all good.

00:27:08.160 You see viral tweets with it.

00:27:09.260 Yeah.

00:27:09.680 I see it all the time.

00:27:11.180 Man.

00:27:11.820 But I still don't say it. 0.98

00:27:13.300 Because I'm not going to fucking risk it. 0.95

00:27:14.720 Who knows? 0.97

00:27:15.360 But I see it a lot.

00:27:16.660 The random things that you could say.

00:27:18.880 But then the other ones you just can't say. 1.00

00:27:20.340 Like I said, faggot, no. 1.00

00:27:21.680 But retard, yeah, totally fine. 1.00

00:27:22.920 And retard used to be insane. 1.00

00:27:24.540 Like everybody. 0.99

00:27:25.300 People just say retard to their friends, to family. 0.88

00:27:28.800 Oh, yeah, all the time. 1.00

00:27:29.540 That pussy's retarded. 1.00

00:27:30.480 I love it. 1.00

00:27:31.480 You can't say faggot. 1.00

00:27:33.020 But you can say gay. 1.00

00:27:33.920 Which I make that.

00:27:34.980 I'm creative with that.

00:27:36.140 You can't say. 1.00

00:27:37.800 Can you say cunt? 1.00

00:27:38.960 Oh, you can't say tranny. 1.00

00:27:40.440 Can I say tranny?

00:27:41.460 You can't say that. 0.98

00:27:42.180 But you can say trans.

00:27:43.380 Tranny gets you automatically flagged on Twitter now. 0.51

00:27:45.800 Yeah. 0.92

00:27:46.140 But you can say trans.

00:27:47.600 Which is.

00:27:48.040 Because now it's like I'm using their language.

00:27:50.540 Right.

00:27:51.500 It's pronounced shamali.

00:27:54.840 She's a beautiful Indian woman. 0.80

00:27:56.480 How dare you, Cole?

00:27:57.220 Shamalala. 0.98

00:27:59.300 Very beautiful street shitter.

00:28:01.140 Is there any racial slurs that is confusing to us?

00:28:05.100 Yeah, that was the other part of the question.

00:28:06.680 I don't know.

00:28:07.520 I don't think of any confusing ones.

00:28:09.120 I'm so up on all of them.

00:28:10.780 I'm not confused by any of them.

00:28:12.060 The racial slur tournament we did really helped us out with that.

00:28:15.400 Because we got to go into the back story of a lot of these racial slurs.

00:28:17.840 So like Zipperhead, why that came out.

00:28:20.600 I mean, we're racial slur scholars.

00:28:22.660 You're not going to trick us into not knowing what one of them means.

00:28:27.300 What about slope?

00:28:28.580 I've heard that one.

00:28:29.380 Why is that a thing?

00:28:30.380 Their eyes.

00:28:31.500 Because their eyes are slanted.

00:28:33.360 That's not sloped.

00:28:34.440 Sloped is sloped down.

00:28:36.740 Yeah.

00:28:38.340 I mean, they're not going to be perfectly straight.

00:28:40.620 You know what I mean?

00:28:40.960 There's got to be a slight slope.

00:28:42.700 A slight gradient, you know?

00:28:44.000 Yeah, they're not going to be perfectly straight. 0.71

00:28:45.660 They'll be slightly gay at least. 0.98

00:28:47.320 They could be perfectly straight because their faces are so flat. 0.73

00:28:50.280 Yeah.

00:28:50.820 That's just the Chinese. 1.00

00:28:52.920 They got the brick heads. 0.99

00:28:54.820 You know what racial slurs I don't that do confuse me? 0.63

00:28:58.020 Racial slurs about white people.

00:28:59.800 Because white people are just awesome.

00:29:01.200 So like, why would you slur them?

00:29:02.760 That's such a good point, Top.

00:29:04.000 Thank you for saying it.

00:29:05.420 Love me, white. 0.71

00:29:07.460 He's fully embracing his Louis J. Gomez banner.

00:29:10.600 We're above the slurs.

00:29:12.580 I see which way the wind's blowing.

00:29:14.520 I'm picking a side. 1.00

00:29:15.280 And that's why I like white slurs because it's like, who gives a fuck? 1.00

00:29:19.260 Such a great... 1.00

00:29:21.220 I mean, honest to God, like, is that you?

00:29:23.720 It's scary.

00:29:25.000 It is really scary about how... 0.94

00:29:27.620 Top is actually an Indian Nazi. 0.94

00:29:30.620 I simultaneously look like this guy and the other dude. 0.50

00:29:34.800 Pull that other one up. 0.55

00:29:35.820 Yeah, who is like when those videos where they take a homeless guy and clean him up?

00:29:39.680 Wait a minute.

00:29:40.540 All right, let me read this because this is too funny.

00:29:46.120 I am not even sure that is Toad.

00:29:47.700 I am...

00:29:48.120 Yeah, for real.

00:29:49.580 It says, this is my... 0.98

00:29:51.060 This is my husband, Candace Lubb, USB, and I being fucked by a group of wonderful guys in Berlin's tear garden on a sunny Sunday morning a few weekends ago. 0.98

00:30:01.220 My fave part was when one of them turned out to be a leftist, and while fucking, we recited the first lines from the manifesto. 1.00

00:30:07.400 So these guys are fucking Nazis. 1.00

00:30:09.100 Unbelievable. 1.00

00:30:11.760 Yeah, they're skinheads.

00:30:13.500 Are you sure they're not communists?

00:30:15.220 No, the communist manifesto, yeah.

00:30:16.780 Oh, they're communists?

00:30:17.960 Oh my God.

00:30:18.440 Is that what they're communists? 1.00

00:30:19.680 They're having butt sex. 1.00

00:30:20.420 That we haven't read yet? 1.00

00:30:21.780 By the way, the username here, which I guess is an Instagram post, is Faggots for Future. 1.00

00:30:28.440 I'm going to get an ass fuck and be like, and if the constitution be one thing or another. 1.00

00:30:34.460 Oh, yo, that would be pretty wild. 1.00

00:30:35.920 All right, when we get to Top's house, we're all going to fucking recite just random lines from Spooner and Rock Hart. 0.98

00:30:42.440 This booty hole is unfit to exist, you know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:30:45.360 Listen, guys, I've seen what happened at the Mises tent at Porkfest after dark. 0.98

00:30:49.920 Yeah.

00:30:50.620 Something like this.

00:30:51.200 Is that not Toad, though?

00:30:52.040 Is that, I mean, honestly.

00:30:53.660 It's me and Top, obviously, or it's a bald Scott Horton as well.

00:30:57.440 That is a Top Lobster Scott Horton amalgamation in the back.

00:31:01.680 And that other one is Toad to a T. Bald with the glasses. 0.99

00:31:04.760 It's the same fucking glasses. 1.00

00:31:06.140 With a dick in his ass, yeah. 1.00

00:31:08.020 It's obviously me. 1.00

00:31:09.260 See, at least if this is going to be me, it looks like I'm, like, experiencing this for the first time, right?

00:31:14.580 Toad looks like he's, like, been here before. 0.99

00:31:17.720 He just looks like this is just another fucking thing. 0.99

00:31:19.480 Oh, I'm enjoying it. 1.00

00:31:20.420 Yeah, dude.

00:31:20.800 I'm only doing it for him.

00:31:22.040 What bothers me most about all this is just the lack of happiness.

00:31:26.220 Like, if you're going to just get railed by randos in a park, like, enjoy it.

00:31:30.640 You know what I mean?

00:31:31.160 No, but I would give you this, Clint.

00:31:33.600 How often when you're having sex do you actually look happy?

00:31:36.880 Does anybody actually look like, ah, yeah.

00:31:39.580 Yeah, you're right.

00:31:40.840 You're right.

00:31:41.400 It's not, like, jubilant joy or anything, but it is still, like, that looks, he looks like he's watching a baseball game.

00:31:48.700 You know what?

00:31:49.240 This is a problem.

00:31:50.180 Well, it's autism.

00:31:52.040 Because he's right.

00:31:54.080 Cole's right, man.

00:31:55.360 Inside. 1.00

00:31:55.960 Cole's probably smiling all the time because he's retarded. 0.99

00:31:58.160 Can you imagine seeing this turn sex? 1.00

00:32:01.460 Just fucking. 1.00

00:32:02.560 Yeah, if you're Elizabeth, that's probably you. 1.00

00:32:04.740 Dude, I think.

00:32:07.280 I don't know.

00:32:08.020 I think me in that picture, I think I am, like, making some sort of an old face there.

00:32:12.600 And I'm, oh, you know, from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

00:32:18.420 And I'm needed, baby.

00:32:20.500 Toe's like, I'm already dead inside. 0.75

00:32:22.020 Might as well drop the babies. 0.99

00:32:24.860 I'm wearing the same hoodie.

00:32:27.660 That is a Mises Institute hoodie that that guy is on, too.

00:32:31.500 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:32:32.740 At least they are using a condom, if you can see that little blue piece in the background.

00:32:36.420 But the, like, communist.

00:32:38.120 Oh, the condom wrapper?

00:32:39.640 Maybe that's from, like, somebody else, though. 1.00

00:32:42.580 Like a fuck spot for all the gay faggots. 1.00

00:32:46.780 Go ahead and take that picture down. 1.00

00:32:49.340 That picture's in New Hampshire somewhere. 1.00

00:32:52.060 If you're a gay, you gotta be wearing a condom all the time. 1.00

00:32:54.940 That makes being gay way less. 1.00

00:32:56.700 Turn your whole thing around. 0.98

00:32:58.420 Turn your head to the left.

00:32:59.540 Turn your head.

00:33:00.180 All the way around.

00:33:00.980 And make an O-face. 0.96

00:33:02.400 Oh, that's.

00:33:04.380 It's exactly the same.

00:33:06.060 That's that guy.

00:33:07.540 That is that guy.

00:33:09.140 It's exactly the same. 0.97

00:33:11.720 Hey, let's go around the bend and everybody do their sex face. 1.00

00:33:15.740 Let's do the zoom in. 0.72

00:33:17.240 We already saw Kohl's. 0.95

00:33:18.020 You're going to do your sex face and then your O-face. 0.97

00:33:20.040 All right. 0.97

00:33:20.600 I don't even know what it looks like.

00:33:22.140 I was just going to bring up the point that, like, if society wasn't so awful and women weren't, like, judging you,

00:33:27.840 we would be smiling the whole time. 0.99

00:33:29.660 Like, when you're having sex, you're like, I'm having sex. 0.55

00:33:31.720 I don't know. 0.87

00:33:32.440 On the inside, I'm smiling. 0.99

00:33:33.580 But, like, it's very focused, very, like, guerrilla fucking. 0.99

00:33:37.440 Yeah. 0.99

00:33:37.940 Like, it's like I'm about to fight, like, three dudes kind of looking face.

00:33:41.120 That's what it is.

00:33:41.640 Here's the thing.

00:33:42.300 And I'm going to win. 0.99

00:33:43.900 Next time, everybody tell their wives and significant others the next time you have sex that they get to take a picture whenever you come or during fucking. 0.99

00:33:51.540 And then we'll show it. 0.97

00:33:52.980 So, like, next week, all of us in code.

00:33:55.980 It's okay. 0.99

00:33:56.440 I'll take one when I masturbate. 1.00

00:33:58.320 It'll be all right. 1.00

00:33:58.880 So, masturbate with a front-facing camera and just, just catch yourself. 0.99

00:34:04.740 But I think it'd be really funny. 0.99

00:34:06.140 I'll put it on a timer.

00:34:07.080 I only need two seconds.

00:34:08.260 I'll be laying down and just, like, sitting there, just, like, ready for to take a picture of, like, your face. 0.99

00:34:11.940 You nut. 0.97

00:34:12.760 And I think that'd be hilarious. 0.98

00:34:13.680 There's no way I can talk my wife into that. 1.00

00:34:15.780 If you could talk your wife into that, I mean, maybe you didn't be early to race your fucking self. 0.99

00:34:18.780 But it's just, I mean, it's just a face at that point. 0.99

00:34:20.820 Jose's wife barely wants to meet us. 1.00

00:34:22.740 You think she's going to partake in this shit? 1.00

00:34:24.500 Would your wife really, if you're like, honey, like, I feel like that fucks up the mood if you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1.00

00:34:29.900 Like, see that?

00:34:30.820 Keep the camera nearby.

00:34:31.700 Get ready to take a picture.

00:34:32.620 The mood?

00:34:33.980 I mean, yeah. 0.98

00:34:34.900 I don't give a fuck about the mood. 1.00

00:34:36.220 I'll fuck whenever. 1.00

00:34:36.940 The move would be to just, like, film the whole thing and then take a screenshot of that moment. 0.99

00:34:43.840 Yeah, that's a move.

00:34:44.720 Yeah, yeah.

00:34:45.180 Toad wants you to film the whole thing.

00:34:48.920 I'll review it on the show.

00:34:51.220 Exactly.

00:34:52.780 Toad will use a selfie stick.

00:34:54.240 A selfie stick, yeah. 0.86

00:34:55.700 God, that'd be so disgusting.

00:34:57.560 Don't you dare send us a look. 0.99

00:34:58.280 I do think it'd be really funny just to take a picture because, I mean, I don't do, women definitely don't smile during sex. 1.00

00:35:04.120 Is that, I mean.

00:35:05.180 Yeah, no.

00:35:05.720 They're usually, like, in between saying, stop, stop, no, no.

00:35:10.680 Yeah, they're crying.

00:35:11.880 Sometimes.

00:35:12.960 Usually, for me, they're just unconscious.

00:35:17.860 Usually their eyes aren't open, so.

00:35:19.220 Yeah, usually they're dead.

00:35:21.620 All right, we got any more.

00:35:23.180 This guy thinks he can get a dead eight.

00:35:27.960 We got any more mailbags, Lil Dicky?

00:35:30.140 I think that was it.

00:35:31.740 That was it?

00:35:32.120 All right, here we go.

00:35:33.180 Go ahead and run whatever you want, man.

00:35:35.360 Oh, I did have a question for y'all because I was thinking about this when I got home.

00:35:38.820 I looked at my trash can.

00:35:40.600 Um, and then I saw.

00:35:42.740 Toad, get out of here. 0.99

00:35:44.940 I saw a trash can and I saw that it had, uh, the white trash. 1.00

00:35:48.960 I used the, I used the white trash bags.

00:35:52.100 Do you ever look at, do you ever look at, like, other people's trash, like, when you take out the trash in the morning or whatever and you see other people's trash cans, do you judge them for their trash bags? 0.99

00:36:00.940 Like, you'd be like, that's the fucking trash. 0.99

00:36:02.140 Like, what color are they? 1.00

00:36:03.840 Because I think white is the, like, uh... 1.00

00:36:06.640 Yeah, I judge black trash bags. 1.00

00:36:08.640 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:36:09.000 I'm telling you, if you have a black trash bag, you are a trash person. 1.00

00:36:12.620 Like, I really believe that. 1.00

00:36:13.600 You're poor.

00:36:14.380 You're poor. 1.00

00:36:14.780 Oh, I was just referring to black people. 1.00

00:36:16.860 The white ones get disgusting. 1.00

00:36:19.000 Sounds like Jose has a black trash bag, doesn't he? 1.00

00:36:21.920 I have a black trash bag, yeah. 0.99

00:36:22.740 See?

00:36:23.000 I mean, I'll use either, but, like, typically I buy the black ones because they're used it for other...

00:36:25.960 I think the white trash bags are the more expensive trash bags.

00:36:29.500 And you know why they're more expensive? 0.99

00:36:30.800 Because white is right. 1.00

00:36:32.320 Even when it comes to trash. 0.99

00:36:33.780 You get the ones that smell good, too? 1.00

00:36:35.500 It's the white trash bag privilege. 0.99

00:36:37.760 Yeah, mine do smell good. 1.00

00:36:38.640 Heavy duty black ones. 1.00

00:36:39.840 Like, the white ones are typically, like, the thinner ones that, yeah, they usually sometimes will have, like, the nice smell and shit, but... 0.99

00:36:44.780 I don't know. 1.00

00:36:46.700 Garbage man knows. 0.98

00:36:48.260 Andy knows, man. 1.00

00:36:49.380 Like, I judge trash when I see it, too. 0.62

00:36:51.540 I see, like...

00:36:52.620 I don't know. 0.97

00:36:52.940 I can see barely inside it of my neighbor who are trash people, and I'm like, I can see what you're eating, and I can tell that you are... 0.98

00:36:58.760 I'll give you this. 0.97

00:36:59.620 Dude, I can smell what my neighbors are eating, and it's not good.

00:37:02.420 I'll give you this, Jose.

00:37:03.400 The black ones are more sturdy.

00:37:06.060 Mm-hmm. 0.87

00:37:06.800 But their necks are weaker, too.

00:37:08.220 They're hefty.

00:37:10.360 Yeah, they...

00:37:11.240 Every time you pull on them, the top...

00:37:13.380 I don't know.

00:37:13.780 Yeah, they have...

00:37:14.420 The top is, like, really weak. 0.97

00:37:16.360 Yeah, those weak-necked trash bags.

00:37:17.660 They're bottoms, and they have nice, thick sides, but, like, their tops pop right off.

00:37:23.280 Yeah, but their ropes are longer.

00:37:26.400 Yeah.

00:37:27.100 I use white trash bags, though, because it fits into the color scheme of my kitchen. 1.00

00:37:34.220 Who the fuck... 1.00

00:37:35.400 Who is Paul? 1.00

00:37:36.520 Oh, my God.

00:37:37.260 Paul's so cool.

00:37:38.160 Paul.

00:37:38.240 We have a different profile picture every time we see him.

00:37:40.000 Yeah, this is the Paul.

00:37:42.100 I like it.

00:37:42.560 I like it.

00:37:43.040 Paul keeps evolving.

00:37:43.980 He wants us to drag him.

00:37:45.260 Every time he has a new profile picture, we drag him.

00:37:47.040 Yeah, blood shows through the white ones.

00:37:48.440 That's true. 0.96

00:37:48.780 If you're going to dispose of a corpse, you've got to use the black ones. 1.00

00:37:51.760 I feel like a genuine profile pic.

00:37:53.660 It's like we got to meet the real Paul here.

00:37:55.300 I was actually listening to Paul's debut today.

00:37:58.300 It was... 1.00

00:37:58.940 Fuck. 1.00

00:37:59.720 What were we talking about? 1.00

00:38:00.360 It was the week after Tim Pool.

00:38:03.060 I think he's the only person that watched you and I on TimCast and was like, let's check

00:38:08.880 that out.

00:38:09.680 Do you remember after the infusion of TimCast people? 0.93

00:38:12.420 I think he was one of the only TimCast people stuck around.

00:38:14.820 There were a lot of people. 0.99

00:38:15.620 I remember looking in the chat and being like, what the fuck is this? 0.98

00:38:19.620 I'm never watching this again. 1.00

00:38:21.240 I'm like, all right, see you, bitch. 1.00

00:38:23.120 And we're just completely... 0.99

00:38:24.480 We kept bringing them up and making fun of them until they all left.

00:38:27.700 But Paul just keeps coming back for more. 1.00

00:38:29.340 He's a fucking savage. 1.00

00:38:30.140 Think about that retainer rate. 1.00

00:38:31.920 We were in front of 400,000 people.

00:38:36.500 We got one.

00:38:37.600 And we got Paul.

00:38:38.860 We got one person.

00:38:40.340 We went from 400,000, we got about 100 new viewers, and then we got one fan.

00:38:44.840 That's a conversion rate that I like.

00:38:47.480 I love it.

00:38:48.460 Okay, I do want to say this real quick.

00:38:50.180 That the Black Black Black Black being sturdier is not something... 0.98

00:38:53.980 Because in rich families, you have a smaller trash can. 0.99

00:38:57.360 I think the richer you are, the smaller your trash can is.

00:38:59.940 It's like, you use the big black trash bag, you use the big 50-gallon drum, and that's

00:39:05.320 only for poor people to have...

00:39:06.500 Here's what I do, because this is different. 0.98

00:39:09.120 Okay, I use the white trash bags to put in the garbage can, because if you use black 1.00

00:39:13.740 trash bags to put in the garbage can, you're trash. 0.99

00:39:15.600 You're right. 1.00

00:39:16.180 I agree with you.

00:39:16.920 Yeah, yeah.

00:39:17.340 But at the end of the week...

00:39:19.580 I love Jose's face every time.

00:39:23.480 I just go through some trash.

00:39:24.740 I like the sturdy ones. 0.98

00:39:25.740 I don't fucking know. 0.96

00:39:26.600 It's not sturdier. 0.97

00:39:27.980 They're not like... 0.99

00:39:28.420 Jose uses black trash bags, and this motherfucker washes his chicken, and we need to talk about 1.00

00:39:33.120 it. 1.00

00:39:33.300 Oh, I forgot about that. 1.00

00:39:34.520 White trash bags and black trash bags. 0.98

00:39:36.860 They're about to bring them out and compare them in front of you. 1.00

00:39:39.700 Jose, you like fat women. 1.00

00:39:43.220 You like fat, disgusting women. 1.00

00:39:44.980 You like black trash bags, and you wash your motherfucking chicken. 1.00

00:39:48.780 Sir, you need to give up your Caucasian card immediately. 1.00

00:39:51.300 Holy shit, Jose is black. 1.00

00:39:52.400 Stakes, you're out. 1.00

00:39:53.660 What is this?

00:39:54.680 Oh, yeah.

00:39:55.000 We had a whole conversation.

00:39:56.120 These are the new...

00:39:57.480 Jose chose, like, one and two there.

00:40:00.660 Yeah, we're numbering from left to right.

00:40:02.120 One, two, three, four.

00:40:03.160 So, these are Victoria's Secret models, I believe.

00:40:06.120 Although, I would say, actually, number two is more my type.

00:40:09.300 One and two from the left?

00:40:11.260 Yeah, from the left. 0.78

00:40:11.920 Like, number two is more my type, but titties ain't popping, really. 0.95

00:40:15.800 So, really, if I could take the one on the left's titties, put them on the number two, 0.86

00:40:20.820 then, yeah, that'd be... 0.98

00:40:21.780 Her legs are awful.

00:40:24.720 I looked at the picture, and he said one and two, and I immediately thought from the right

00:40:29.660 to the left.

00:40:30.200 I was like, yeah, I agree with that.

00:40:31.360 But now I'm thinking from the left to the right. 1.00

00:40:33.240 Jose, what the fuck, man? 1.00

00:40:34.500 I know, bro. 1.00

00:40:35.100 You know what my problem with seeing all these now is?

00:40:38.020 Is that every time I see something like this, and they're always crossing their legs, 1.00

00:40:40.500 I think one of these women has a cock. 1.00

00:40:42.800 Yeah, I'm concerned. 1.00

00:40:44.780 Just trying to...

00:40:45.700 And it's every time I look at a picture of, like, anytime they have, like, swimsuit models

00:40:49.940 or, like, or a Victoria's Secret ride or anything, I'd just go, like, one of these is a tranny. 1.00

00:40:54.040 One of them has to be, because they're in every one of these.

00:40:57.600 I wouldn't be surprised. 1.00

00:40:58.740 Number four could be, like, hiding her cock in her fat rolls. 1.00

00:41:02.500 Yeah, four's gross. 1.00

00:41:04.200 But you said you'd fuck her, though. 1.00

00:41:06.140 I mean, in my most depraved moments, I would, yes. 1.00

00:41:09.280 I mean, I would need some combination of desperation and alcohol, but, you know. 0.99

00:41:13.000 Dude, look at fucking number two. 1.00

00:41:14.540 Two's legs are just as fucking disgusting as four. 1.00

00:41:17.940 Number four, where... 0.99

00:41:19.220 Oh, actually, now they are looking pretty...

00:41:21.320 Yeah, I was thinking that, too, Tom.

00:41:23.220 You know what?

00:41:23.800 Yeah, yeah, number four, her underwear is just not even there.

00:41:26.820 Just disappeared.

00:41:27.500 Number three is gross, though. 1.00

00:41:28.780 Like, that's a skinny, gross bitch. 1.00

00:41:30.480 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:41:31.000 Oh, nervous-hearted.

00:41:31.860 I mean, it's just not my type. 1.00

00:41:32.660 You are retarded. 1.00

00:41:34.280 Like, you know, I don't know. 1.00

00:41:35.420 Gaunt is where it's at, bro.

00:41:36.700 I feel like two and three, their face is, like, definitely throwing...

00:41:42.020 Like, all of their face is kind of throwing me off.

00:41:43.520 I think two's got the best face. 0.79

00:41:44.600 Yeah, we ain't talking faces, though.

00:41:45.880 We're clearly talking bodies.

00:41:47.400 Can we get Gorlock the Destroyer on the show? 0.98

00:41:50.160 I would love to get it, because he's going all around on every fucking show I've seen. 0.96

00:41:54.840 Really? 0.99

00:41:55.280 I don't know who the fuck that is. 0.99

00:41:56.520 No idea who that is. 0.99

00:41:57.300 Hey, look up the...

00:41:58.720 Lil Dicky, look up the girl that was on the... 1.00

00:42:01.980 Not whatever.

00:42:02.600 No guess ever.

00:42:03.500 Whatever. 1.00

00:42:04.300 Oh, shit, that one? 1.00

00:42:05.620 Gorlock the Destroyer. 1.00

00:42:06.720 That's what they call her. 1.00

00:42:07.760 Oh, is it the tranny bitch? 1.00

00:42:09.560 Yes. 1.00

00:42:09.740 The big, the big bitch. 1.00

00:42:11.600 Who? 1.00

00:42:11.740 She's really going on every show? 1.00

00:42:13.560 Dude, I've seen her on, like, so many fucking shows. 1.00

00:42:16.080 Oh, I know who you mean. 0.99

00:42:18.100 No, I know who you mean. 1.00

00:42:19.040 Yeah, like, the really huge, yeah, tranny bitch that was on... 1.00

00:42:23.140 Yeah, her, yeah. 1.00

00:42:25.500 It's got to be a made-up name.

00:42:26.980 It's such a good name for Jim.

00:42:28.620 Yeah, no, someone made that up.

00:42:29.780 Someone was like, uh, tonight we have on Jessica, Amanda, Janine, Gorlock the Destroyer, and Hannah.

00:42:39.220 I saw that tweet.

00:42:40.220 It went super viral. 0.98

00:42:41.020 It was fucking so funny, dude. 0.98

00:42:42.260 Dude, so... 0.97

00:42:42.940 Yo, Cole, I'm sorry.

00:42:47.280 That's her name now.

00:42:48.360 Gorlock the Destroyer is a nickname given to blogger Alicee Lopez after her appearance on the Whatever Podcast next to smaller guests and co-hosts in late April 2023. 1.00

00:42:57.360 Alicee Lopez?

00:42:58.200 That's like a hot girl name.

00:42:59.560 She picked a good name, but it did not match.

00:43:01.660 Yeah.

00:43:02.040 That picture of her on that panel, like, it doesn't even look real, dude.

00:43:06.000 There it is.

00:43:06.460 She looks like a literal monster compared to... 1.00

00:43:08.680 It's a man. 0.97

00:43:09.480 This is the crazy part.

00:43:10.120 I know, yeah. 0.97

00:43:10.940 I'm so deluded living in Florida now because I'm seeing a lot of normalcy that when I do see trannies like this, like, I was like, oh, that's a really ugly girl. 1.00

00:43:17.860 Well, I was in New York, and I was like, damn, this bitch got real big feet. 1.00

00:43:21.040 And my friend's like, no, no, that's a guy. 1.00

00:43:22.440 Like, I can't even tell anymore.

00:43:24.380 It's so crazy.

00:43:25.500 I can't tell.

00:43:26.180 You're lucky you're not single. 1.00

00:43:26.700 This person has tits, so I don't know. 1.00

00:43:29.020 I've gotten to the point where I just... 0.99

00:43:31.020 Anytime I see any type of woman online, I just go, that's a dude. 0.99

00:43:36.840 I just say it.

00:43:37.720 Has anyone seen Blair White in person?

00:43:39.340 I would love to know if it's like she passes.

00:43:42.260 Is it all camera angles, right?

00:43:43.740 Yeah, right? 1.00

00:43:44.240 Because, like, you know how the fucking selfie game works. 1.00

00:43:47.180 Like, these chicks can be something else. 1.00

00:43:49.400 Well, she even had that one where she was in the bikini, and he, she was in the bikini and, like, was tucking hardcore, like, on both sides. 0.68

00:43:58.160 She was, like, she did, like, the back...

00:43:59.560 Where does it go?

00:44:00.480 I don't know.

00:44:02.140 Who's the top between her and Malice? 0.99

00:44:03.820 Dylan Mulvaney.

00:44:08.420 They're new on the side.

00:44:09.600 They're like this.

00:44:10.300 They don't even... 0.99

00:44:10.880 They just somehow stick in each other's butts. 0.98

00:44:14.780 I mean, if I'm going to be real, I could totally see Malice liking to get bent over by ladyboys. 0.99

00:44:19.200 So I think he'd probably be the bottom there. 1.00

00:44:21.720 Blair also probably has a bigger dick. 1.00

00:44:25.480 You think so? 1.00

00:44:26.700 No, I think Malice has a bigger dick. 1.00

00:44:28.500 I have no idea the size of his penis. 1.00

00:44:30.200 Malice is, like, 5'6". 1.00

00:44:31.540 When you start taking estrogen to transition to a woman, whatever it's called, does your dick shrink? 1.00

00:44:39.020 Because I'm sure your balls do, but I don't know if your dick does. 1.00

00:44:41.520 I don't think your dick can shrink. 1.00

00:44:43.720 I hope not. 1.00

00:44:45.040 Well, well, well, well, it shrinks in, like, the cold and the water before it's going to lose anymore.

00:44:51.140 Hey, can we do...

00:44:51.980 I would do a little research, guys.

00:44:53.540 I'll be back.

00:44:54.500 I guess it would stay the same size, but you would lose, like, virility, like, in the sense of, like, you know,

00:45:00.140 like, it wouldn't get as hard.

00:45:01.980 So, like, in a sense, it would be smaller, but more in a sense that it didn't function the same.

00:45:06.840 What's what, like...

00:45:08.160 What's it like living with low testosterone? 0.99

00:45:09.520 Just having estrogen coursed through your veins, what happens to your dick gain? 1.00

00:45:13.240 I think it's really hard to get a boner, but I can stretch my limp penis to my belly button, so it's all good. 1.00

00:45:17.260 Yeah, that's right. 1.00

00:45:18.520 Exactly.

00:45:18.900 I can tell her. 1.00

00:45:19.540 She can shove those balls right back up in there, and then it's like to deal with the dick. 1.00

00:45:22.920 So, do you yank on your dick, like, yank on it hard? 1.00

00:45:26.720 Yank on it. 1.00

00:45:28.680 Define hard?

00:45:30.000 I mean, do you, like, try and pull it off?

00:45:32.160 No.

00:45:33.360 I don't try to detach it.

00:45:35.340 All right.

00:45:35.780 Just making sure.

00:45:37.220 I mean, I try to pull mine off sometimes.

00:45:39.260 Yeah.

00:45:40.280 Well, here's the question. 1.00

00:45:43.560 If I detach my penis and then, like, some woman finds it and fucks it, does that... 1.00

00:45:48.920 Am I no longer a virgin? 1.00

00:45:50.680 Oh, that's a great question.

00:45:52.720 I would say... 1.00

00:45:53.600 This goes back to the definition of fuck. 1.00

00:45:57.240 Like, is it a unit of fuck? 1.00

00:45:59.020 Is it a unit of fuck? 1.00

00:45:59.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:00.060 I think if you find a bitch that's crazy enough to do that, you're still a virgin, I think. 1.00

00:46:07.060 I think. 1.00

00:46:08.200 Yo, Chunky Jeff just gave me the best fucking... 0.99

00:46:10.440 I think you're probably right. 0.99

00:46:11.960 That's the best, like, compliment I can get right now.

00:46:14.500 I'm not juicing, but thank you.

00:46:16.260 Yeah, I...

00:46:17.020 Not yet.

00:46:18.780 I was about to say something mean, then I was like, you know what?

00:46:20.600 Let me enjoy it.

00:46:21.540 It's fine. 0.99

00:46:22.160 Just fucking tear me down. 0.99

00:46:23.520 No, it's not even funny. 0.99

00:46:24.680 It's just like...

00:46:25.260 I played on my...

00:46:25.860 I thought it was funny.

00:46:26.440 I played it in my head.

00:46:27.040 I was like, no, it's just mean.

00:46:28.100 It's not even mean.

00:46:28.300 He's like, oh, 1,100 pounds? 0.99

00:46:30.200 Yeah, you'd be doing a lot more than that if you were on the fucking gear, bro. 0.98

00:46:34.060 I mean, for real, but... 0.99

00:46:34.380 He's planting seeds in his head.

00:46:36.340 Hey, I looked it up.

00:46:37.640 I'm in elite status.

00:46:39.140 I would say it was this off of one Jeff Knipper video. 1.00

00:46:41.720 The fuck you are. 1.00

00:46:43.180 For my body weight. 1.00

00:46:44.320 For my body weight.

00:46:45.320 No.

00:46:45.780 No, you're not.

00:46:46.740 For squat, yeah.

00:46:48.700 No.

00:46:49.200 No, you're not.

00:46:49.740 How much do you squat?

00:46:50.840 425.

00:46:51.920 That's a lot, dude.

00:46:52.960 At 170.

00:46:53.540 I mean, I'm not saying it's a bad squat, but that's not a...

00:46:55.620 At 170, you're doing 425, that's over two and a half times.

00:46:59.760 Jose, you're elite to me.

00:47:01.380 It's the most I've ever seen anyone do.

00:47:03.460 What?

00:47:03.960 I don't know what you're talking about, Jose.

00:47:05.460 I've never seen anyone do more than that. 0.77

00:47:08.880 Killing it. 1.00

00:47:09.940 Killing it, baby. 1.00

00:47:12.200 I'm almost certain it's not elite. 0.99

00:47:13.640 That's a solid squat.

00:47:14.660 Jose, stop tearing down Cole.

00:47:17.220 Stop it.

00:47:17.700 It's a good lift, but elite is like...

00:47:19.560 It's only for total.

00:47:19.960 We're talking like triple body weight almost.

00:47:21.640 Maybe a little bit below, but almost triple.

00:47:23.480 I think by that time, it's like free.

00:47:25.300 Because I was so...

00:47:26.480 That's what elite is.

00:47:27.760 Jesus Christ.

00:47:28.620 I'd have to squat 660 pounds to be elite?

00:47:31.520 Oh my God.

00:47:32.440 How many times do I have to do it?

00:47:34.800 Once?

00:47:35.880 Oh.

00:47:36.440 That's doable.

00:47:38.180 Okay.

00:47:39.320 I think we should do another...

00:47:40.760 You could do 430 top?

00:47:43.140 Me?

00:47:43.600 I don't squat.

00:47:44.820 I should have done 430.

00:47:45.740 I should have gone for 435. 1.00

00:47:46.400 That shit is gay. 1.00

00:47:47.280 Go for a run. 1.00

00:47:49.820 You're squatting.

00:47:50.320 What are you squatting for?

00:47:51.200 What is it doing?

00:47:52.400 I do go for runs. 1.00

00:47:53.440 You don't run from shit, bitch. 1.00

00:47:55.140 See? 1.00

00:47:56.860 I squat away from my problems.

00:47:58.900 Any power comes around me.

00:48:00.600 I mean, for real though, your power does come from your legs.

00:48:03.020 Even when you're punching, you're kind of putting your body into it.

00:48:06.840 The power does derive from your legs.

00:48:10.040 Squats with heavy weights are non-functional.

00:48:13.620 I love our fans so much.

00:48:15.980 Big chungo with a fat Bugs Bunny.

00:48:18.420 It's just like, what are you doing?

00:48:20.380 I don't know, but I love it. 0.70

00:48:21.440 He says, how many years without sex do you have to go before you regain your virginity?

00:48:25.080 The answer is infinite.

00:48:26.960 We're going to read this question. 0.97

00:48:28.400 Big chungo, if you want to ask fucking mailbag questions, you can go to our locals.com. 1.00

00:48:33.580 That's true. 0.99

00:48:34.100 Pull that banner up.

00:48:34.980 Yeah.

00:48:35.220 And you can pay us to ask us questions.

00:48:37.720 Yeah, but you notice...

00:48:38.420 This comment section is writing room only.

00:48:40.880 You're giving us concepts.

00:48:41.800 You're not asking questions.

00:48:42.700 But I like your AVI though.

00:48:44.060 Go down to the bottom, hit that little doll time button on a super chat and you can send

00:48:47.100 it and we'll read it. 0.98

00:48:48.660 Oh, Paul, you're not a seven-year celibate, you liar. 1.00

00:48:52.140 I know a dude that fucks when I see one and Paul fucks. 1.00

00:48:55.600 You're a sixth of Toad's Life celibate. 0.99

00:48:59.260 Voluntarily or involuntarily, Paul?

00:49:01.500 Sixth.

00:49:02.300 We could actually ask this question, though, because it is a good question.

00:49:06.140 Yeah.

00:49:06.900 Plus $13.99 is almost $14.88.

00:49:10.080 To be honest, it's an awful question.

00:49:12.000 Once you've lost it, it's gone.

00:49:13.900 It's gone.

00:49:14.380 Yeah, I mean...

00:49:15.580 No, I feel like...

00:49:17.040 It's like rape and little girls' innocence. 0.99

00:49:21.540 If I don't have sex for two weeks... 1.00

00:49:23.500 What?

00:49:23.760 Once it happens once, it's gone forever.

00:49:25.940 Oh.

00:49:26.660 Yeah, I guess that's kind of true.

00:49:28.620 Here's why there's veracity to the question.

00:49:30.180 That's true.

00:49:30.460 If I don't have sex for two weeks and then I have sex, my stamina or my ability to last

00:49:37.760 even longer goes down.

00:49:39.560 The more often I have sex... 1.00

00:49:41.460 Yeah, because your balls are all drained out, man. 1.00

00:49:45.040 But yeah, so what he's saying is if you do go past a certain point, will you just get 1.00

00:49:49.540 super virgin? 0.99

00:49:51.700 But for Jimmy, is it your balls being full? 1.00

00:49:55.420 No. 0.99

00:49:56.160 This makes no sense.

00:49:57.660 No, it's not because you can still turn off and be a virgin.

00:50:00.140 Oh, no, because... 1.00

00:50:01.280 Yeah, my balls are never full. 1.00

00:50:02.440 I bet you most virgins have actually emptier balls than most married men. 1.00

00:50:06.980 Exactly. 0.99

00:50:07.680 That's a good point.

00:50:08.200 I've never seven years to physically...

00:50:11.140 Yeah, the hymen grows back.

00:50:13.940 I don't believe that.

00:50:15.920 We don't allow hymens in this country. 1.00

00:50:18.360 I'm fucking every girl every seven years. 1.00

00:50:20.340 I've never related to the stereotype about men getting off when they were virgins because 0.99

00:50:25.220 this is not a humblebrag or anything, just the truth.

00:50:28.200 I think it was because I was so in my head. 0.59

00:50:30.200 Like the first dozen times I had sex, I didn't get off.

00:50:33.260 And I still usually don't, to be honest.

00:50:35.020 But is that totally unusual?

00:50:38.980 Is this a humblebrag?

00:50:39.820 Are you saying...

00:50:40.400 No, no, I'm saying it's not a humblebrag.

00:50:41.940 I'm saying it was psychological.

00:50:43.560 What's up? 0.95

00:50:44.220 Did you not come or did you not orgasm? 0.96

00:50:46.260 Two different things. 0.96

00:50:47.300 Well, same.

00:50:48.220 No, same.

00:50:49.220 Wait, they technically are different.

00:50:51.060 Wait, whoa.

00:50:51.960 Because again, we talked about this, that I've orgasmed without coming.

00:50:55.200 Oh, you've been working on your...

00:50:56.960 That is a thing.

00:50:58.140 Some people legitimately focus on getting to the point where...

00:51:00.820 It usually happens if I try to hold it in too much and I actually don't nut.

00:51:08.040 And then I'm just like, ugh.

00:51:09.540 I mean, I did that. 1.00

00:51:11.400 That's the gayest shit ever. 1.00

00:51:12.320 I mean, I did that and I've ever heard. 1.00

00:51:14.100 I mean, so theoretically, I've actually read...

00:51:16.460 I've went on a Wikipedia book.

00:51:17.300 The gayest? 1.00

00:51:18.200 I've gone on like a glitter wormhole years ago.

00:51:21.200 And theoretically, I think they say that if you do practice, like...

00:51:24.340 What's it called? 1.00

00:51:25.020 Where you practice squeezing that muscle in your dick to stop peeing? 1.00

00:51:27.220 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:51:28.080 Yeah, like if you get...

00:51:29.120 I do that every day, man.

00:51:29.800 My buddy Eric used to tell me...

00:51:31.040 Okay, that's why.

00:51:31.860 You've built that muscle up.

00:51:32.840 I stop mid-piss every time I piss now.

00:51:36.000 Yep, that's smart.

00:51:36.880 You've built that up.

00:51:37.920 Oh, that unity is your prostate check, bro.

00:51:39.900 Yeah, theoretically, you can get to the point to where you can...

00:51:42.760 Just kidding. 0.98

00:51:43.260 The whole idea is you can keep fucking and you can hold it in and just keep going. 0.99

00:51:47.060 That's how you get to crazy attacks. 0.99

00:51:48.160 Does that work?

00:51:49.040 Does that work?

00:51:49.900 Like holding your piss? 0.57

00:51:50.880 Apparently...

00:51:51.300 I've never done that.

00:51:52.420 I do it every day.

00:51:53.020 Every time I piss, I stop mid-piss and wait a second and then continue...

00:51:57.420 Wait, why do you do that, dude?

00:51:58.500 So actually, this is kind of...

00:52:00.740 Because it may or may not help.

00:52:02.360 Yeah, yeah.

00:52:03.240 Two things.

00:52:03.720 It does help last.

00:52:04.220 One, I remember reading it years ago and I tried it before and I stopped.

00:52:07.740 And then when I told...

00:52:08.940 It was fun.

00:52:09.340 I told in the group chat, I said...

00:52:10.860 Hegel.

00:52:11.080 I was like, hey, I've been drinking a ton of...

00:52:13.580 I drink like 100 ounces of water a day.

00:52:15.380 I'm pissing a ton. 0.99

00:52:16.420 And fucking Dickie said, well, you better start... 1.00

00:52:20.140 Like, stop mid-piss because your prostate's going to just give out from pissing so much. 1.00

00:52:24.880 You're taking health advice from Dickie? 0.96

00:52:26.820 And I was like, well, I don't want prostate to give out.

00:52:28.720 Dickie still gives...

00:52:29.780 He still gives plasma now.

00:52:33.280 So for like...

00:52:34.000 He does.

00:52:34.960 So for like six months now, I've been doing this because of that comment.

00:52:39.020 So you weren't even doing it for sex reasons. 1.00

00:52:41.920 You're just like retards. 1.00

00:52:42.960 But I knew of that. 1.00

00:52:42.980 I did that before.

00:52:43.460 I did that before.

00:52:43.760 Please explain the logic.

00:52:44.920 Explain the logic.

00:52:45.520 What does it mean?

00:52:46.060 There is no logic.

00:52:47.120 Why would you peeing so much endanger your prostate?

00:52:50.640 I don't understand any of this.

00:52:51.820 Because he's saying, like, you're just letting it go out so much.

00:52:56.460 I don't know.

00:52:57.000 You're drunk, Dickie. 1.00

00:52:57.780 I don't know what the fuck you're saying. 1.00

00:52:58.580 I have no idea what the logic is. 1.00

00:53:00.980 He said it in all caps.

00:53:02.020 I believe him.

00:53:02.740 What the science is behind that.

00:53:04.140 But I mean, as we know, I did, you know, like orgasm without cumming a bunch of times

00:53:10.840 on the day of 32, of course.

00:53:14.300 I was shooting blanks, you know, for the last, like, many of those.

00:53:19.380 That's fine.

00:53:20.420 Yeah.

00:53:20.740 Oh, yeah.

00:53:21.160 Exactly.

00:53:21.820 I definitely had none.

00:53:22.820 Totally.

00:53:23.120 I had supply. 0.99

00:53:24.620 If you were still coming after jerking off 31 times, I'd be, like, I don't even know 0.99

00:53:28.840 how you got cum out 31 times. 0.99

00:53:30.820 That seems impossible to me. 0.69

00:53:31.720 No, I didn't.

00:53:32.300 I didn't.

00:53:32.780 It was blanks after, like, probably half of them.

00:53:36.860 Half.

00:53:37.360 Probably after number three.

00:53:38.960 Yeah.

00:53:39.240 For me, like, I think at my peak of depravity, I think seven or eight in a day was worse.

00:53:45.100 I finally learned what the prostate was, like, this year.

00:53:49.280 When you met Reed.

00:53:50.540 I really had no clue what it was supposed to do.

00:53:55.700 You know what's crazy, though, Cole? 0.61

00:53:57.160 You did cum. 0.96

00:53:58.440 You came. 0.98

00:53:58.940 So, like, your body started the process of shooting cum out, but then you blocked it. 1.00

00:54:03.700 Did you block it before your balls or, like, at the penis? 0.99

00:54:06.320 I don't think that's a good idea. 0.99

00:54:08.100 It was at the tip.

00:54:08.480 It was at the tip?

00:54:09.560 It was right there. 0.97

00:54:10.400 So, the cum came out, and you blocked it at the tip. 0.75

00:54:12.540 Where do you think it went? 0.95

00:54:15.300 It should do.

00:54:15.700 You back-loaded your pipe.

00:54:17.060 You can't do that. 1.00

00:54:18.000 You'll blow your dick right off your body. 1.00

00:54:21.060 You can't do that. 1.00

00:54:22.180 I was like, babe, this cum is from me, not from any other men. 1.00

00:54:24.940 Yo, my buddy Eric used to do this shit where he would press on his geef. 1.00

00:54:29.100 You know, the little dot in between your butt and your asshole. 1.00

00:54:32.140 The geef? 1.00

00:54:32.760 What do you guys call it?

00:54:33.700 The geef?

00:54:33.720 The geef?

00:54:33.760 The geef?

00:54:33.840 The geef?

00:54:33.940 The geef?

00:54:34.240 The geef?

00:54:34.540 The geef?

00:54:34.640 The geef?

00:54:35.040 The geef?

00:54:35.140 The geef?

00:54:35.540 The geef?

00:54:35.640 It's a tiny little patch of skin.

00:54:39.000 I like the geef, though.

00:54:39.820 Yeah, the geef, whatever.

00:54:41.200 It's the gooch. 0.90

00:54:42.080 I don't know how to describe it as a dot.

00:54:44.480 Well, whatever.

00:54:45.340 I mean, it's small enough that you can dot it with your fingers.

00:54:47.680 It's a dot.

00:54:49.240 You want to see my geef?

00:54:50.260 I'll show you my geef.

00:54:50.940 That's where the Indian men actually put it.

00:54:53.280 They don't put it on their forehead.

00:54:54.360 Exactly.

00:54:54.960 That's exactly where it came from.

00:54:56.460 All right.

00:54:56.820 So, seriously. 1.00

00:54:57.820 Yeah, you're a fucking dot geef. 1.00

00:54:59.400 He would take his finger every time he would come. 1.00

00:55:01.720 He said he started doing it because he was so lazy.

00:55:04.460 He didn't want to clean up after he came.

00:55:07.660 So, he would just press on it and it would stop it.

00:55:11.240 And he died.

00:55:12.640 And you know why he died? 1.00

00:55:13.740 Because his fucking pipes were backed up. 1.00

00:55:16.340 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:55:17.240 All right.

00:55:17.480 I made up that last part.

00:55:18.640 But the rest of that story is 100% true.

00:55:21.440 And don't do it, Cole.

00:55:22.460 You could die.

00:55:22.940 It feels like it would hurt if you were to use your geef. 0.64

00:55:26.600 It's a terrible idea.

00:55:28.340 Terrible.

00:55:29.100 Did it hurt, Cole?

00:55:31.020 No.

00:55:31.420 No.

00:55:32.040 Again, I... 0.97

00:55:32.880 Where did the cum go, Cole? 0.98

00:55:35.140 No clue. 0.98

00:55:36.080 Didn't come out. 0.92

00:55:36.460 Where did the cum go? 0.97

00:55:38.720 Show me the cum. 0.99

00:55:39.860 We want the cum. 0.99

00:55:41.260 Show me the cum. 1.00

00:55:42.520 We want the cum. 1.00

00:55:43.980 That's a great way to fuck with your wife if she's like, I really want to, like... 1.00

00:55:47.420 She will always have kids and you don't want to have kids. 1.00

00:55:49.360 And every time you just learn to do that, you're like, I just didn't come out again. 0.97

00:55:52.540 I feel like that's a good way to get, like, a fuckload of pre-cum. 0.94

00:55:56.500 Because you do have it still in the pipes. 1.00

00:55:58.020 It's like dripping out as you're fucking. 1.00

00:55:59.840 So that's a good way to make it fucking shit. 1.00

00:56:01.300 She's just like, why are you pressing on your geef right now? 1.00

00:56:05.220 It's like, what's your butthole? 0.99

00:56:06.540 It's like, no, ew. 1.00

00:56:07.460 Gross.

00:56:09.080 Touching my geef. 0.87

00:56:09.640 Never.

00:56:10.540 I'm only dotting.

00:56:11.500 I'm dotting.

00:56:12.220 I'm dotting my geef. 0.65

00:56:13.800 I'm just dotting my geef. 0.87

00:56:14.780 Dot! 0.99

00:56:15.300 Dot your geef! 1.00

00:56:16.840 Dot my geef. 1.00

00:56:17.920 Bitch, if you knew, you'd be dotting my geef too, all right? 1.00

00:56:23.940 You know how you have sex with a girl and you come inside of her and, like, she'll go to walk away and she'll drip a little bit or whatever? 1.00

00:56:31.240 That's what Cole's doing to himself. 0.99

00:56:33.740 Like, that cum is still in there and then he gets softened and he just drips all the way to the back. 1.00

00:56:36.820 It probably drips out of his asshole. 1.00

00:56:39.300 If you do that long enough, you'll launch out of your asshole. 1.00

00:56:42.300 Just be careful. 1.00

00:56:44.680 You gotta make sure you wipe that shit up, man. 0.99

00:56:46.460 It's only happened a few times. 0.99

00:56:49.260 Guys have legit done that. 1.00

00:56:50.660 They've come out of their assholes. 1.00

00:56:51.940 You know Lainey? 1.00

00:56:52.400 You know Lainey used to be yoked as fuck back when she, him, whatever the dude? 1.00

00:56:56.020 Yeah, I saw that. 0.99

00:56:56.540 It's so weird. 1.00

00:56:57.080 Now it's like a kind of asshole chick. 1.00

00:56:59.680 It's weird. 1.00

00:57:00.180 I've seen a lot of, like, former bodybuilders or people that did lift a lot that have become trannies now. 1.00

00:57:05.920 What is that about?

00:57:06.620 Should we have Lainey on?

00:57:07.380 I've become all this man.

00:57:08.000 Now let's become a cute chick. 1.00

00:57:09.080 No, Lainey.

00:57:10.660 Lainey, I mean, pre-transition, I would have been happy to have her on, but. 1.00

00:57:16.460 Honestly, Lainey, I saw the pre-transition pictures.

00:57:21.980 You look like you're, like, 6'3", but also Asian, so maybe not. 0.84

00:57:25.820 Yo, Lainey, you would know in the chat.

00:57:27.840 Back me up. 0.99

00:57:28.400 Is a two and a half time bodyweight squat, is that a fucking, is that an elite? 0.99

00:57:32.480 Tell me. 0.99

00:57:32.980 Tell me.

00:57:33.260 That's not the pressing question that we need to ask Lainey about. 0.99

00:57:36.980 It's cool to fucking lying. 0.99

00:57:38.400 Where does the cum go, Lainey? 1.00

00:57:40.360 Yeah, that's what I want Lainey to talk about. 0.98

00:57:42.120 I'm sitting in the chart right now. 0.97

00:57:44.180 Lainey probably knows where the cum goes if you dot the geef too much. 1.00

00:57:47.420 If you look up on, I think if you look up like. 0.98

00:57:49.380 He says you poop it out.

00:57:51.120 Oh, interesting.

00:57:52.260 You gotta dot your geef like you're priming a chainsaw.

00:57:54.160 She says you poop it out. 1.00

00:57:55.260 Yeah, it's good.

00:57:55.780 But now, like, you know how there's different levels.

00:57:57.480 They're, like, they have some. 0.98

00:57:59.200 I don't even know how the fuck they come up. 0.86

00:58:00.320 I'll give you the, it is the different levels. 1.00

00:58:02.720 This is so wonky and gay. 1.00

00:58:05.040 You're elite, Cole. 0.99

00:58:06.400 You're elite. 0.66

00:58:07.040 New, beginner, intermediate, advanced, elite, and freak.

00:58:09.880 All the freak status is for Olympian. 1.00

00:58:12.140 Oh, this is made up bullshit. 1.00

00:58:13.300 Who the fuck made this freak category? 1.00

00:58:15.500 This is like a semi, like, consistent thing. 0.99

00:58:18.560 Cole, freak is for Olympians. 1.00

00:58:20.180 This is a bullshit fucking card. 1.00

00:58:21.080 Jose, this is as made up as, this is as made up as a shit that Dickie told him about when you, 1.00

00:58:25.300 when you're peeing. 1.00

00:58:26.540 This is, this is all that this is.

00:58:27.880 Yep.

00:58:28.400 And so I got into, my, my, my squat was two and a half times my body weight.

00:58:32.300 My bench was, uh, about, like, two. 0.98

00:58:35.480 This is participation trophy bullshit. 0.98

00:58:36.700 That's what this is. 1.00

00:58:37.440 I don't dress like a chick. 0.72

00:58:39.580 I have gender dysphoria.

00:58:40.700 I don't, what?

00:58:41.740 What does that mean?

00:58:42.200 Dress like a chick. 0.99

00:58:43.080 I, oh, just dresses like a dude, I guess? 0.99

00:58:46.020 I don't know.

00:58:46.520 Yeah.

00:58:48.140 Um, this, this, this, this chart was made from, uh.

00:58:51.400 I'm genuinely curious. 0.99

00:58:52.780 Some insecure faggot that wanted to sound cool. 1.00

00:58:54.720 It was actually, he, he consulted different, um, like, actual weightlifters, like, actually 1.00

00:58:59.840 powerlifters. 0.99

00:59:00.760 So this is just some arbitrary horse shit. 0.99

00:59:02.760 He took it from that and then extrapolated it down. 0.99

00:59:05.040 And then also he's like.

00:59:06.240 Ultra mega elite.

00:59:08.880 Well, when I hear elite, I think that you, they legit are like charts that, like, powerlifters

00:59:13.160 use to, like, kind of determine at what rough skill level you are in comparison to others.

00:59:18.360 And elite is usually closer to, like, a triple body weight.

00:59:21.300 Like, see, that's because, but the problem with this is for, like, yes, I understand

00:59:24.960 that for, for actual powerlifters.

00:59:26.680 This is for, to get everybody involved.

00:59:28.800 Everybody. 1.00

00:59:29.120 Yeah, well, fuck everybody. 1.00

00:59:30.820 And freak is in the, is like the Olympians. 1.00

00:59:32.980 You are just sucking yourself off here. 1.00

00:59:34.780 I am. 1.00

00:59:35.320 Dude, I saw that yesterday and I got so excited, dude. 0.98

00:59:38.180 I was fucking like, I'm fucking elite. 0.97

00:59:39.840 You have to call me elite now. 0.99

00:59:41.200 Yeah.

00:59:41.800 You're elite, though.

00:59:42.420 You're elite.

00:59:42.840 You're elite.

00:59:43.820 It's okay. 1.00

00:59:44.280 Fucking elite. 0.99

00:59:44.520 By the way, you ever, like, stop yourself from sneezing by, like, pressing your nose? 1.00

00:59:49.440 Hey, same thing. 0.99

00:59:50.340 Same, same pressure system that exists within your cock and your walls. 1.00

00:59:53.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:53.940 Yeah.

00:59:54.140 It's like, if you do that, like, cause I saw a kid, you know, those.

00:59:57.120 It's dotting your face, Keith.

00:59:58.400 Yes.

00:59:58.780 Yes.

00:59:59.120 Exactly.

00:59:59.560 Dotting your face, Keith. 1.00

01:00:00.320 If you do that, cause I saw kids in middle school do this and I saw them, their fucking ears 1.00

01:00:04.340 would explode. 1.00

01:00:05.200 Don't do that shit. 1.00

01:00:06.560 I do. 1.00

01:00:07.100 I do, though.

01:00:08.540 Oh, you do that?

01:00:09.560 Yeah.

01:00:09.840 Like, you hold your nose and then sneeze in your head. 0.98

01:00:11.540 Dude, this is why you're autistic. 1.00

01:00:12.840 I go like this and it stops me from sneezing. 0.99

01:00:15.400 That's why you're autistic. 1.00

01:00:16.280 Why do you stop sneezing? 0.71

01:00:17.240 Like, what? 1.00

01:00:18.380 This is why you had a stroke, you fucking asshole. 1.00

01:00:20.380 Where are you in where you're like, I can't sneeze right now? 1.00

01:00:22.260 Fucking, that is the least alpha shit I've ever heard. 1.00

01:00:24.600 Sneeze like a fucking man. 1.00

01:00:26.080 Let it out. 1.00

01:00:26.720 Get that shit out. 1.00

01:00:27.640 No, no, no. 1.00

01:00:28.200 You come hard, you sneeze hard. 1.00

01:00:30.060 You don't fucking dot the geef on your head or your cock. 1.00

01:00:33.080 You don't dot the geef. 1.00

01:00:34.260 All right.

01:00:34.940 All right.

01:00:35.380 Do we need to make sounds when we come?

01:00:38.300 Do we, like, are we supposed to be going, like, really guttural noises when we come? 0.96

01:00:43.540 I make no noise, but when I want to fucking, when I want to, like, prove my manhood, yeah, 0.99

01:00:48.120 I'll scream at the top of my lungs. 0.99

01:00:48.980 When those other guys are around.

01:00:51.680 That would be hilarious.

01:00:57.920 We should do that one time.

01:00:59.380 Like Dragon Ball Z character. 0.99

01:01:00.700 Just afraid of me, like, whispering, having, like, really sensual sex. 0.99

01:01:05.440 Be like, babe, I'm about to come. 0.99

01:01:06.420 I'm about to come.

01:01:07.020 It's just, like, out of nowhere, right in her ear.

01:01:10.220 And he's like.

01:01:10.840 I do this with my dog.

01:01:11.100 I say we all do that to our significant others, assuming we have them, which we don't.

01:01:15.120 But if I'm, like, in the house quiet by myself, I'll look at my dog and I'll just bark at him

01:01:19.500 real loud. 0.99

01:01:20.860 All the fucking time. 1.00

01:01:21.920 They hate it. 1.00

01:01:22.640 They hate it.

01:01:23.320 Dude, I love.

01:01:24.320 I love.

01:01:24.580 That's, like, that's.

01:01:28.120 Yo.

01:01:29.340 Gesundheit.

01:01:30.000 That's the least surprising thing I've ever heard about Top, that he barks at his own dog.

01:01:33.800 It's an alpha move, man.

01:01:36.300 Just asserting dominance, dude.

01:01:38.320 Yeah.

01:01:38.700 They don't like it.

01:01:40.340 I bark at my dogs. 1.00

01:01:41.960 And I fucking. 1.00

01:01:42.900 I used to bark. 0.99

01:01:43.720 Like, I used to randomly do it in the car.

01:01:45.260 I'll be driving and just be like.

01:01:46.600 And then just, like.

01:01:47.620 And then just, like.

01:01:50.840 Like Kramer.

01:01:53.340 Yeah. 0.99

01:01:53.940 Dude, I do shit all the time in my car by myself. 1.00

01:01:57.020 I'll just yell random shit all the fucking time by myself. 1.00

01:02:00.620 Usually the N word. 1.00

01:02:01.320 I'm not surprised.

01:02:02.920 Usually I just yell the N word by myself in the car.

01:02:07.320 I have arguments with myself in the car.

01:02:10.620 Top dogster.

01:02:11.860 Top dogster. 1.00

01:02:12.940 I basically call everybody on the road a faggot while I'm driving. 1.00

01:02:16.620 Well, you're the one repressing your things, you faggot. 1.00

01:02:19.080 So, you know. 1.00

01:02:19.740 I don't know.

01:02:20.120 That's probably the worst thing I've ever heard you say. 1.00

01:02:22.200 Why do you do that shit, Doug? 1.00

01:02:24.640 Because it's, like, discourteous. 1.00

01:02:27.520 Who gives a fuck? 0.99

01:02:28.940 I think he likes pain. 1.00

01:02:30.440 I think he just likes the pain.

01:02:31.320 The people around me.

01:02:32.520 Well, I do like the pain. 0.98

01:02:34.280 You fart in public. 0.91

01:02:35.340 Just assert yourself.

01:02:36.760 Like, it's like you're afraid to be seen.

01:02:38.500 Like, just let it out.

01:02:40.040 You know? 1.00

01:02:40.760 What the fuck? 1.00

01:02:41.600 Space Jason's out of his fucking mind. 1.00

01:02:44.660 Yes. 1.00

01:02:44.880 How many blacks are in the chat? 1.00

01:02:45.940 If you're black and you're in the chat, get the fuck out. 1.00

01:02:49.140 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:49.680 Yeah.

01:02:49.880 I fart in public.

01:02:50.760 I posted.

01:02:51.780 I said in the tower game chat. 0.89

01:02:53.580 You fart in public.

01:02:53.660 You don't sneeze in public?

01:02:55.100 Yeah.

01:02:55.860 Wait.

01:02:56.140 Why?

01:02:56.800 Why?

01:02:57.180 Why?

01:02:57.260 Do you, like, sneaky farts or just let it out?

01:02:59.220 You know when someone sneezes, no one in their right mind looks at them and goes, look at 1.00

01:03:03.720 that discourteous fuck. 1.00

01:03:05.100 No one ever. 1.00

01:03:05.560 What did I do?

01:03:06.660 I do. 1.00

01:03:07.260 I want to fucking kill that person. 1.00

01:03:08.920 I pissed in a completely full parking lot the other day. 1.00

01:03:12.340 I don't.

01:03:12.680 And you're holding in sneezes?

01:03:14.360 Sneezing's involuntary.

01:03:15.620 Why?

01:03:16.200 Dude, I.

01:03:16.900 One of the few that people actually, like, will go out of the way to be like, bless you.

01:03:21.320 Yeah.

01:03:21.520 Like, that was awesome.

01:03:23.740 God bless you.

01:03:25.180 When I need blessings, I'll just inhale pepper and I'll run outside so I have to sneeze.

01:03:29.840 Dude, just go to church clean. 1.00

01:03:31.200 This is feminine shit. 1.00

01:03:32.480 Dude, I don't, dude, I don't know. 1.00

01:03:33.700 It's weird.

01:03:34.200 Yeah.

01:03:34.540 Well, I, yeah, I fart like in the middle of. 1.00

01:03:37.640 Dude, your parents fucked you up. 0.99

01:03:38.580 Dude, I farted in the middle of train stations. 1.00

01:03:40.640 I pissed in the middle of a train station once, as you know. 0.97

01:03:44.100 We got one black guy and it's George Jeffersstein. 0.97

01:03:47.140 This is good.

01:03:47.920 Love this guy. 0.87

01:03:49.020 Toad's the type of nigga to, like, have, like, a tissue, little tissue that he sneezes into 1.00

01:03:54.820 and then folds it back up. 0.94

01:03:56.400 It's called a handkerchief.

01:03:57.820 Yeah, the handkerchief.

01:03:58.800 And he pulls it out.

01:03:59.860 Dude, you really have one?

01:04:01.160 No.

01:04:01.840 I feel like you have a pocket watch and a handkerchief.

01:04:04.580 And a monocle.

01:04:05.780 Don't forget.

01:04:05.980 She brings up a good point.

01:04:07.080 It's because you're in the city.

01:04:07.960 I feel like the city creates two people.

01:04:10.440 You either create, because, I mean, Top comes from the city as well.

01:04:12.640 You come from the city.

01:04:13.520 So, it's like it creates one or the other.

01:04:15.640 Like, you see the two pass in front of you.

01:04:18.020 These two.

01:04:18.800 Like, and you chose the other. 1.00

01:04:20.280 You chose the bitch pass. 1.00

01:04:21.400 The repressing the sneeze version. 1.00

01:04:21.900 Yeah.

01:04:22.220 Isn't that Boston versus New York as well? 1.00

01:04:24.140 Is it like, wouldn't New York also be the one to be like, nah, fuck you. 1.00

01:04:27.420 I don't give a shit. 1.00

01:04:28.320 So, do you know how many bitches you'd be getting if you just sneezed publicly? 1.00

01:04:32.180 That's a trigger. 0.99

01:04:33.480 That's a trigger.

01:04:34.140 I was like you.

01:04:34.960 I'd be infecting them with my manhood or something.

01:04:38.540 I was keeping it all in for a long time. 0.99

01:04:40.480 And I was very polite with people and shit. 0.99

01:04:42.880 And then, one day, I just snapped. 1.00

01:04:44.660 Stop giving a fuck. 1.00

01:04:46.120 Here I am. 1.00

01:04:47.260 You can do it.

01:04:48.400 You don't have to be like this.

01:04:49.440 Mine was March of 2020.

01:04:51.180 Toes is having to get our words I thought would never be next to each other.

01:04:56.080 Clint's saying it now, man.

01:04:57.540 But not using the hard part.

01:04:58.800 I'm just trying to prevent an LP run.

01:05:01.340 Andy asked who dotted the geef in the foursome, which would – that would be a great thing 1.00

01:05:05.640 to have your buddy there and be like, hey, man, I got you.

01:05:08.500 Do you think Maj will play the nigga card and bring up clips of Clint saying it if they

01:05:14.320 have debates with him?

01:05:15.360 That'd be awesome.

01:05:16.400 That'd be awesome.

01:05:17.760 And he can't dox you because you've already been doxed.

01:05:20.360 That's true.

01:05:21.220 That's true.

01:05:22.160 I'd be okay with it.

01:05:23.340 I think – I really think that there's no – there's just no hit reel that you can 1.00

01:05:28.560 put out on me that I wouldn't be like, that shit's pretty fucking dope. 1.00

01:05:31.660 We got a reel. 0.99

01:05:35.040 I was like, do you really have a hit reel already?

01:05:38.720 Just the same button over and over again.

01:05:41.240 We got to play that reel.

01:05:43.220 What about the Dickie made?

01:05:46.620 That was our –

01:05:48.100 We're going to pre-outro that.

01:05:50.020 This is basically the outro since Clint's like –

01:05:52.100 I just wanted to see it.

01:05:54.160 We can play it if you want to see it, yeah.

01:05:55.400 So it's a pre-Pride month.

01:06:00.460 We do need to touch on Pride month.

01:06:03.320 Oh, real quick.

01:06:04.080 I want to riff off the Maj stuff.

01:06:05.260 I just saw before we came to the show, I guess he was bitching that – I guess he 0.94

01:06:09.440 kind of has a point that I guess at – what is it? 0.98

01:06:12.020 Fucking Porkfest, RFK is going to be there and for some reason they made like a gun-free 1.00

01:06:15.580 zone in that area that he's going to be at. 0.99

01:06:17.680 But Maj will be there and he was like gloating that like, oh, yo, well, you're going to

01:06:21.820 be able to have guns there.

01:06:22.760 I'm going to be real.

01:06:23.420 That's the one where I don't want them to have guns, if I'm going to be completely honest,

01:06:27.160 is the Maj event.

01:06:28.060 So just saying.

01:06:29.060 It would be really funny if someone got shot at the Maj event.

01:06:33.820 Like that would be – oh, my God.

01:06:36.880 Dude, Maj said he's going to be – dude, Maj is like – he's saying he's going to bring

01:06:43.420 guns to the RFK event.

01:06:44.740 He's going to bring guns to the drag queen tents. 1.00

01:06:47.740 I'm here for it.

01:06:48.820 I'm going to Porkfest.

01:06:49.960 I mean, I'm down with that, but I still think it's really funny if like he does like

01:06:53.520 someone gets shot at the Maj event where there's like all a bunch of guns.

01:06:56.840 All the libertarians have to now reconsider their view on Second Amendment.

01:07:01.580 They're like, man, maybe these people shouldn't be having this.

01:07:04.280 I will say this, though.

01:07:05.440 Out of respect for the Kennedy legacy, I think I'd probably leave my firearm at home.

01:07:11.880 I'd be like, all right, all right.

01:07:12.980 I get it.

01:07:13.520 I get it.

01:07:14.420 Don't worry.

01:07:15.360 The CIA is not invited.

01:07:17.640 I'm going to leave my firearm on the grassy knoll up there.

01:07:23.120 What do you say about me?

01:07:24.420 The gang gets shot at the Maj event.

01:07:27.100 It's always sunny. 0.99

01:07:28.840 We should fucking be doing skits. 0.99

01:07:30.820 We should live closer together. 1.00

01:07:31.920 We should do this show fucking two, three times a week. 0.99

01:07:34.500 We should be making millions of dollars. 1.00

01:07:35.920 It's crazy.

01:07:36.200 A little bit of inside info.

01:07:39.420 Clint is logging off early from the show so he can go to Virginia and possibly get a deal

01:07:44.380 to move there.

01:07:45.360 As he just said, we should all live closer.

01:07:47.580 Yeah, move us up there, man. 0.99

01:07:49.420 None of y'all motherfuckers wanted to move down here, so. 1.00

01:07:52.580 That's not true. 0.98

01:07:53.220 There's three of them dudes here, you know? 0.99

01:07:56.680 No, I honestly, I'll say it on the show because I don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:08:00.780 That's my pitch to Tim is going to be, yo, I'll work for you for a year. 0.99

01:08:05.500 I know that he's already all about IRL South, Timcastle IRL South.

01:08:11.920 I'm like, look, let me partner on it. 0.68

01:08:13.360 I'll fucking, I'll go 50-50 on the house, the studio, the whole nine, do a full compound, 0.99

01:08:18.460 same shit he did, but I'll do it in Florida. 0.99

01:08:20.820 And if he does that, then yeah, as a 50-50 partner on IRL South, then I think that he'd 0.99

01:08:27.900 kind of have to let me run Tower Gang.

01:08:30.440 Tower Gang compound, let's go.

01:08:32.580 But it would not be on his YouTube channel, I can assure you of that.

01:08:36.140 Oh, Rumble channel, there we go.

01:08:37.740 His Rumble channel.

01:08:38.580 We'll nuke his Rumble channel. 0.68

01:08:42.920 Put on his LinkedIn.

01:08:44.420 That's my hope.

01:08:44.960 That's my hope.

01:08:45.340 That's like my long-term dream.

01:08:46.840 I have no idea how it'll work out.

01:08:48.500 Who knows if he, I could get up there tomorrow and he's just like, yeah, I've just been leading 0.97

01:08:52.280 you on because I'm a dickhead tonight.

01:08:53.460 Yeah, I saw you say the N-word, it's over, Matt, sorry, you're done. 0.98

01:08:58.080 You said the N-word three times, sir.

01:09:00.480 Three strikes, you're out.

01:09:03.040 Not cool.

01:09:04.140 Just thought as gieb, Clint. 0.98

01:09:07.240 I hear the chill nigger here. 1.00

01:09:10.860 Fourth time, you said it again. 0.98

01:09:12.260 You guys saw it.

01:09:12.900 Let's move it.

01:09:14.260 Unbelievable.

01:09:15.120 Somebody tagged him.

01:09:16.160 Paul, Paul, hop over to the chat.

01:09:19.460 Paul, don't you dare.

01:09:21.460 Paul's going to send a $1,000 super chat.

01:09:22.980 Clint Russell just said the N-word on the target.

01:09:25.260 Don't worry.

01:09:25.920 Nobody reads those, right, Toad?

01:09:27.900 Resend his invite.

01:09:28.780 Right, yeah.

01:09:29.800 God, I can't believe Toad spends that much money.

01:09:33.540 Dude, it's going to be funny if Toad ever gets on Timcast.

01:09:35.840 They just don't let him talk to you then.

01:09:39.200 Every time he talks, he's got to tip him, like, just throwing $20.

01:09:42.200 Like, eh.

01:09:43.480 God.

01:09:44.200 Oh, my God.

01:09:46.040 Do we have videos or anything to run?

01:09:47.820 Yeah, we have a few things. 0.95

01:09:49.420 Wait, Laney, are you, are you, are you, does that make you gay? 0.76

01:09:53.320 You got a girlfriend or is it like a girlfriend? 0.97

01:09:54.960 I don't know.

01:09:55.800 Why would Tarragang move to Florida, you can't say gay here? 0.91

01:09:57.960 That's a good point, Josie.

01:09:59.200 I don't know.

01:09:59.480 That's a good point.

01:09:59.760 I've been getting away with it for a while. 1.00

01:10:01.540 They're cool with faggot, though. 1.00

01:10:04.440 It's a weird loophole, but we found it. 1.00

01:10:06.260 You can't say gay.

01:10:06.840 You can say all the way worse than that.

01:10:08.940 If anything, they encourage it.

01:10:10.520 Honestly, I'm going back to gayfer. 1.00

01:10:12.560 All right?

01:10:13.120 I'm bringing it back.

01:10:14.480 I've never heard that one.

01:10:15.660 You've never heard of gayfer? 1.00

01:10:16.540 That's such a good one.

01:10:17.740 Oh, yeah.

01:10:18.480 A lot of slangs I haven't heard today. 0.94

01:10:19.780 Yeah, what's the deal with gayfer? 1.00

01:10:21.940 Gayfer is just another slang for gay. 0.89

01:10:24.300 I don't know what it came from. 0.89

01:10:25.420 Sounds like that's something a child came up with.

01:10:27.660 But what's really funny is there's a place I used to live at.

01:10:33.040 There was a close one by.

01:10:34.320 It was Gayfer Avenue.

01:10:35.440 And so it was really made funny.

01:10:36.640 We've given you 70 minutes of gay content. 0.83

01:10:39.120 Also, it's not.

01:10:40.120 Also, it's not Pride Month.

01:10:41.640 Thank you.

01:10:42.060 There we go.

01:10:43.120 Yeah, there we go.

01:10:44.620 Here's our gay content, all right? 1.00

01:10:45.840 Shut the fuck up, Junkie Jeff. 1.00

01:10:47.700 Dude, it's not Pride Month. 1.00

01:10:52.280 It's not Pride Month for another hour and a half here. 0.69

01:10:54.820 So next week, we'll be ultra gay. 0.65

01:10:57.620 It's weird how Reed takes selfies wherever he buries a body. 0.88

01:11:01.180 You know?

01:11:01.500 I know, right?

01:11:02.440 Imagine if Reed got, like, jacked.

01:11:05.020 Wow.

01:11:05.740 Yeah, he should.

01:11:06.560 Uncontrollable.

01:11:06.880 He should.

01:11:08.160 He never will. 0.99

01:11:09.220 He doesn't have that type of, like, give a fuck. 1.00

01:11:11.000 Gayfer means stupid ignorant or all in all, just playing gay. 1.00

01:11:19.220 So then all the. 1.00

01:11:21.380 Are you playing this video?

01:11:22.820 We've been, we've been, we're vamping.

01:11:24.160 What's going on here? 0.99

01:11:25.100 We're going to fucking produce. 0.99

01:11:26.580 Which video you want? 0.98

01:11:27.380 You want, you want the Dickie video or we have, we have a few other things.

01:11:30.520 That's what we're doing.

01:11:30.860 That's what we were vamping for.

01:11:31.980 No, no, no.

01:11:32.640 Play that one.

01:11:32.860 The Dickie video was the outro.

01:11:34.060 We're going to.

01:11:34.380 Oh, okay.

01:11:34.840 I thought we were playing it for Clint because he wanted to bounce.

01:11:36.820 All right.

01:11:37.020 I'll watch it later.

01:11:37.720 It's okay.

01:11:39.840 What are we watching here?

01:11:41.180 Transphobic.

01:11:42.000 Oh, my God.

01:11:42.620 What? 1.00

01:11:43.080 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:11:44.940 Lainey, avert your eyes. 1.00

01:11:46.260 This is going to be.

01:11:46.860 Passed by a couple wrestling in public.

01:11:48.980 Yeah.

01:11:49.900 Transphobic driver.

01:11:50.700 Yeah.

01:11:50.900 Passes.

01:11:51.500 Passes by.

01:11:52.860 Yeah.

01:11:53.440 Couple wrestling. 0.98

01:11:55.200 Man, this is a nigga, bro. 1.00

01:11:56.140 I'm moving. 1.00

01:11:56.840 That's a nigga? 1.00

01:11:57.520 Yeah. 0.99

01:11:57.960 Okay.

01:11:58.680 Yeah.

01:11:59.000 What do you think?

01:11:59.340 Okay.

01:12:00.840 You keep breaking everything. 1.00

01:12:01.860 I'm trying to chew there like a bitch. 1.00

01:12:03.220 Take care of her now. 1.00

01:12:04.040 I'm trying to get money to take care of us, bro.

01:12:06.800 But she don't understand. 1.00

01:12:08.000 Oh, that's a faggot. 1.00

01:12:08.800 I don't even understand what's happening. 1.00

01:12:20.400 There's such a weird mixture of progressivism.

01:12:23.800 He's like, nah, this is a man. 1.00

01:12:25.660 And then he's like, I'm trying to turn this bitch into a bitch. 1.00

01:12:28.020 I'm trying to treat her right. 1.00

01:12:29.380 He's like, what?

01:12:29.840 What is happening?

01:12:31.360 Toad, what's happening?

01:12:32.280 This guy, I think, either found out or he knew, but she wasn't going to go for the neck. 1.00

01:12:41.120 This guy was just being either found out this was a tranny or he, the tranny was acting like a woman and he got upset. 1.00

01:12:50.500 And then this other guy was making fun of him for fucking a faggot. 1.00

01:12:52.840 So, that's what happened, Toad. 1.00

01:12:55.920 All right.

01:12:56.520 All right.

01:12:57.580 I got you.

01:12:58.500 I got you.

01:12:59.400 I still don't understand. 0.99

01:13:00.340 Why is he fucking on a broad daylight on the sidewalk? 0.99

01:13:03.240 You know what I think it is? 1.00

01:13:04.600 Maybe it's rape. 1.00

01:13:05.720 I think he's a hooker. 1.00

01:13:06.480 That he, like, he was going to take her back. 1.00

01:13:10.380 He's in love with her. 1.00

01:13:12.660 And he just found the dick? 1.00

01:13:14.560 No. 1.00

01:13:14.740 He's wrestling this person.

01:13:16.780 He was never inside of them.

01:13:17.980 Was he?

01:13:18.260 No, no, no.

01:13:18.840 I don't know.

01:13:19.520 He's like, I'm trying to treat her right.

01:13:21.760 He's like, whoa.

01:13:23.500 I really thought he was going to treat her right.

01:13:24.620 Look at him.

01:13:25.180 He's looking straight at her.

01:13:25.800 He's looking at her.

01:13:26.480 He's like, oh, delicious.

01:13:28.440 She's got that right in his face.

01:13:30.260 Yeah, he could easily do it.

01:13:31.500 Yeah, she a dude, but he got cake. 0.99

01:13:33.400 So, I don't know what it is about me.

01:13:35.440 I mean, I like, what are you doing? 1.00

01:13:36.920 You can slap the ass. 1.00

01:13:38.100 You see that thing, though? 1.00

01:13:38.340 You see that thing? 0.99

01:13:39.380 Yeah, slap the ass and, like, do the reach around at the same time. 1.00

01:13:42.480 Tickle the balls. 1.00

01:13:43.760 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:44.120 Sure, she got a dick, but look at that cake. 1.00

01:13:46.080 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:13:47.020 Yeah. 0.99

01:13:47.720 That cake had all their balls. 1.00

01:13:49.840 Imagine everything about that is crazy. 0.99

01:13:51.840 That's my motto.

01:13:54.640 Oh, God. 1.00

01:13:55.540 That Jose would fuck that cake. 1.00

01:14:01.640 He's like, yo. 1.00

01:14:02.480 I mean, I'm like, if that was extra shit, that's not a bad looking ass. 1.00

01:14:06.060 I mean, for the here down, minus the penis, not bad. 1.00

01:14:09.220 Top up, looks rough as fuck. 1.00

01:14:10.840 Oh, the general. 0.99

01:14:11.420 I think about this, and Lainey kind of, you know, you think about what she said about Joey Diaz.

01:14:15.220 This could be some type of prison thing as well.

01:14:18.380 Because, obviously.

01:14:19.460 Best girlfriends, because you can beat him up, and who are the cops going to believe? 1.00

01:14:22.940 You are the dude with the wig and the black ass. 1.00

01:14:26.760 Exactly. 1.00

01:14:27.680 And I think this could be some sort of prison thing, too. 0.97

01:14:30.600 Because, you know, they're both black, definitely in prison. 1.00

01:14:32.960 One was the girl in prison. 0.87

01:14:34.560 And he just wanted, he wanted some, some loving again.

01:14:37.200 He got out.

01:14:37.800 He was like, I miss my, I miss, I miss the bussy. 1.00

01:14:41.140 Kind of beautiful. 0.98

01:14:41.740 He was like, gay for the stay. 1.00

01:14:42.900 But then it just was like, you know, he was like, after, he was like, you know what?

01:14:45.980 I just can't quit you kind of thing.

01:14:47.360 Yeah, he was, and he was like, I want, give me back my tree pity.

01:14:52.380 Give me back my tree pity. 0.99

01:14:55.240 God damn it. 0.99

01:14:56.520 Let's see. 0.99

01:14:57.220 Do you think, you think like our oppressive government that makes us feel like we're, like we're prisoners,

01:15:03.520 has like, unintentionally made society replicate, like, prison life? 0.67

01:15:08.900 Because everything outside, everything here is gay now. 1.00

01:15:11.360 Whereas in prison, everything is kind of gay, too. 0.94

01:15:14.000 Yeah.

01:15:14.360 Like, you think, is that what's going on here?

01:15:17.280 Wait, wait, wait.

01:15:18.220 Explain, explain one more time.

01:15:19.400 Top, here you go.

01:15:20.320 So, he's saying that the government treats us like we're in a prison.

01:15:24.600 And that's why there's so many gay people now, basically.

01:15:27.180 Yeah.

01:15:27.540 Yeah, absolutely. 1.00

01:15:28.100 Like, psychologically, the people are turning gay because we, like, the people are like, oh, shit, yo, we're in prison. 0.99

01:15:32.300 Like, I'm going to go, I'm going to go one step further. 1.00

01:15:34.540 Yeah, everything is gay rape, yeah. 1.00

01:15:36.120 Top, I'm going to go one step further. 1.00

01:15:37.220 This is a prison planet.

01:15:38.220 And this is actually from the Overlords.

01:15:41.820 We actually are on a prison planet, so we are prisoners. 0.99

01:15:45.100 You know that if you fuck, you're actually, like, that's the best way to fight back against the New World Order. 1.00

01:15:51.000 Just by fucking. 1.00

01:15:51.900 Yeah, but by fucking girls. 1.00

01:15:53.980 Yeah. 1.00

01:15:54.780 Let me clarify.

01:15:56.520 Girls.

01:15:57.120 And you have to come.

01:15:58.480 You have to come.

01:16:00.160 Inside them.

01:16:01.080 That's the hardest part.

01:16:01.920 You have to have Nut come out. 0.88

01:16:03.500 You can't be dotting your geef.

01:16:04.440 You can't be dotting your geef.

01:16:05.380 Don't ever dot your geef. 0.53

01:16:06.480 Yes, I never do that. 0.99

01:16:07.660 Dude, I swear to God, Toad, if you don't fucking, if you don't sneeze on this show, at some point, you're off the show. 0.99

01:16:16.060 You're off the show. 1.00

01:16:17.160 I want you to sneeze.

01:16:18.200 I don't know, like, I don't think I can sneeze on demand.

01:16:20.300 Look at the light and sneeze right now.

01:16:23.180 I would have to, like, uh.

01:16:24.760 Does cocaine make you sneeze?

01:16:27.240 Never done it, I don't know.

01:16:28.060 I don't know.

01:16:29.140 I don't believe that.

01:16:30.500 I've never done it, swear to God.

01:16:32.540 Clayton, your nose is. 0.99

01:16:33.440 You have a cocaine nose. 0.98

01:16:35.940 That is nothing. 0.87

01:16:37.580 I have a cocaine nose that has never smelled the cocaine.

01:16:41.620 That is a nose ready for some cocaine. 0.98

01:16:43.460 Just ready to smoke.

01:16:44.360 You got that blown out nose.

01:16:45.600 That's why I've never done it, because I knew I had the equipment.

01:16:49.020 I was like, no, this is too dangerous.

01:16:50.220 I want to do blow with all of you, except for Toad.

01:16:53.260 I feel like Toad would be incredibly annoying on cocaine. 0.70

01:16:57.120 Could he be worse?

01:16:58.820 It'd be bad.

01:16:59.960 I'm incredibly annoying off of this.

01:17:02.120 Yo, what happens to Artie Lang's nose?

01:17:04.120 Does anybody know? 1.00

01:17:04.940 Yo, it's fucked. 1.00

01:17:06.000 It's fucked, fucked. 1.00

01:17:06.380 Why does that happen? 1.00

01:17:07.640 Because it erodes the geef of your nose.

01:17:11.300 Yeah, the septum is what it's called.

01:17:14.020 The septum.

01:17:14.740 That's also a geef, though.

01:17:16.200 Does cocaine make you more of you, or does it just, like.

01:17:20.140 Because, like, alcohol makes you, like, true you.

01:17:22.600 Makes you awesome.

01:17:23.820 That's what it does.

01:17:24.560 It makes you think you're awesome.

01:17:25.580 So, I've been around a lot of cokeheads, and I'll tell you, it makes them real confident. 0.96

01:17:29.840 That's about it.

01:17:30.040 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:17:30.720 You do the shit. 1.00

01:17:31.440 It's like fucking alpha juice. 1.00

01:17:32.680 That's what that is. 1.00

01:17:33.140 Yo, imagine.

01:17:33.900 Okay, we need to get together, do some blow, and then just come up with ideas for the show.

01:17:37.940 And I bet out of that, we get some bangers.

01:17:40.280 Oh, we would have ideas that we were certain were the funniest things that have ever been written,

01:17:44.580 and, like, ten of them out of a thousand would be great.

01:17:47.540 That's how, I swear to God, that's, like, what cocaine does.

01:17:49.720 Because I only drink, so I would drink with a bunch of cokeheads, and they're just, like, business idea after business idea. 1.00

01:17:55.340 And I'm like, that sucks.

01:17:56.620 That's never going to happen. 1.00

01:17:57.560 That's stupid. 1.00

01:17:58.240 You're dumb. 1.00

01:17:58.940 I was like, oh, that's pretty clever. 1.00

01:18:00.160 All right, maybe.

01:18:00.860 That's how it works.

01:18:01.500 I swear to God.

01:18:01.960 Cokeheads are, like, so overconfident, but they're just having a normal conversation. 1.00

01:18:05.820 But it's just, like, let's start a business.

01:18:08.100 That's their whole thing.

01:18:09.620 It's the same retainer rate as, like, us going on TimCast and bringing back one fan.

01:18:14.340 Yes, exactly.

01:18:15.680 It's the exact same conversion rate.

01:18:16.980 Half a million ideas.

01:18:17.840 You know, it's a quality-ass fan.

01:18:19.280 We would come up with a quality idea.

01:18:20.920 Like, one that never comes back.

01:18:22.700 Elizabeth actually.

01:18:23.860 No, Paul's dope. 1.00

01:18:24.780 Shut up. 1.00

01:18:25.540 Yeah, he is. 1.00

01:18:26.400 I like Paul.

01:18:27.100 Liz did cocaine once? 1.00

01:18:28.140 No, Elizabeth wants to do cocaine. 1.00

01:18:30.020 She was, like, she was down to do it. 1.00

01:18:31.760 I'm telling you, do cocaine fuck. 1.00

01:18:33.300 It's amazing. 1.00

01:18:34.300 Be careful.

01:18:34.960 I'm telling you.

01:18:35.780 All the business ideas coming out of there. 1.00

01:18:37.840 You're fucking, and you're just like, what if we did a business? 1.00

01:18:41.700 Cole, you've already had a threesome with her multiple times. 1.00

01:18:44.280 If you guys start doing cocaine, you're going to have threesomes all the time. 0.88

01:18:47.860 Yeah.

01:18:48.340 Oh, dude.

01:18:48.920 I'll wash.

01:18:50.580 That is how you set up a three-way with some cocaine.

01:18:52.660 Be careful.

01:18:53.200 You attract women in general. 1.00

01:18:54.200 Like, you go to a club with some cocaine, bitches flock. 1.00

01:18:56.500 Yo, that's such facts. 0.98

01:18:57.460 Like, I had a house that looked like there might be cocaine in it, and I just have hundreds

01:19:01.600 of women every weekend. 1.00

01:19:02.660 Holy shit. 1.00

01:19:03.220 I'm doing it all wrong, man. 0.99

01:19:05.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:19:05.440 They're like, this guy, nice house, nose made for coke.

01:19:08.600 This dude's got coke, and I was like, I have no coke.

01:19:12.180 Oh, we're here anyway.

01:19:14.220 Like an upscale coke dealer.

01:19:15.200 For real.

01:19:15.880 Yeah, I do.

01:19:16.460 He's got to get them in there.

01:19:17.900 And then they, usually, someone brings some cocaine.

01:19:19.940 No, they always had cocaine with them.

01:19:21.880 So it was like, cocaine is bad news. 1.00

01:19:24.480 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:19:25.020 We lost our only fan. 1.00

01:19:27.780 And he's out.

01:19:28.520 He's like, this is where I draw the line, guys.

01:19:30.500 I like that Paul knows that it's bad news, because I can see a younger Paul just staying

01:19:37.000 up eight, nine days straight, coked out of his mind.

01:19:39.400 People say this, but really, I don't know.

01:19:42.000 I mean, I guess unless you start doing it regularly, but I can do it, not do it again for two years

01:19:46.340 and be fine.

01:19:47.020 Like, it's not like, I mean, like, at the moment, like, you're like, I have this mound

01:19:50.820 of cocaine, and I'm going to keep doing it.

01:19:52.460 If you're like, go in there, like, I'm only going to do half this cocaine.

01:19:55.240 I'm going to save it for another time.

01:19:56.360 That's not happening.

01:19:57.020 You're going to do it all.

01:19:57.920 Like, that doesn't happen.

01:19:58.680 Actually, the first time I saw my buddy John do cocaine, he gets, okay, Spud says he dropped

01:20:11.420 a glass container of coke, got shards of glass in it, and snorted it anyway.

01:20:15.080 That's what happened to Artie's nose.

01:20:16.100 I believe it.

01:20:17.080 All right, so my buddy John gets cocaine for the first time ever, at least in front of

01:20:21.500 me.

01:20:21.700 It was the first person I'd ever seen do cocaine.

01:20:23.480 I was like 19 years old.

01:20:24.280 And he does so much of it, so rapidly, and then the whole rest of the night, he's just

01:20:30.140 on the phone trying to get more.

01:20:31.560 Like, the whole night.

01:20:32.560 He just spends, like, two hours.

01:20:33.760 And then he finds it, and then we drive at, like, 1, 2, 3 a.m., and he goes and he gets

01:20:37.740 more cocaine, and he just does all of that, too.

01:20:39.920 And I was like, this seems like hell. 1.00

01:20:42.120 This seems like a terrible fucking drug. 0.99

01:20:43.960 But he's like, he swears by it, so I don't know. 0.99

01:20:46.440 Yeah, but I mean, but once you're done with that, like, if you can just stop, like, in

01:20:50.800 that time, like I said, you're going to use up all you have, and I guess if you're enough

01:20:53.960 of a fiend, you might go get more if you know somebody.

01:20:56.140 But once you're done, like, once your high is worn off the next day, I mean, unless you're 0.98

01:21:00.760 already at the point where you're doing it regularly, you could just go fucking months 0.97

01:21:04.220 forever. 0.98

01:21:04.740 You're fine.

01:21:05.300 Like, I don't know.

01:21:05.700 That's for me.

01:21:06.660 Someone said it makes your wiener shrivel up.

01:21:08.640 Sort of. 1.00

01:21:09.160 If you're going to fuck on coke, I'm going to fuck on coke. 1.00

01:21:11.340 What? 1.00

01:21:11.580 Yo, Paul just said, lol, I used to do coke, but the people I was around would fuck their 1.00

01:21:15.800 mother and kill their brother. 1.00

01:21:17.320 I mean, yeah, people regularly use coke. 1.00

01:21:19.120 Literally.

01:21:19.360 You want to stay away from it.

01:21:20.340 Now I know why Paul watches our show.

01:21:22.960 He's lived a hard life.

01:21:25.060 I'll be very worried about fentanyl, though.

01:21:27.680 Just because, like.

01:21:28.520 That's what I was saying.

01:21:29.360 Be careful.

01:21:29.940 Get it tested if you guys can do it. 1.00

01:21:31.420 I'm not going to do that shit. 1.00

01:21:32.620 I don't fuck with that. 1.00

01:21:33.380 Does fentanyl weaken your neck? 1.00

01:21:36.300 Ooh.

01:21:37.140 No, because they're not.

01:21:39.120 I mean, it's inherent to them.

01:21:40.840 And I guess it just.

01:21:42.040 Toad, if you're going to kill yourself, could you get a drug habit, like a real bad addiction

01:21:45.660 first? 1.00

01:21:46.040 Because I'd rather I'd rather watch you like slowly deteriorate and it'd be more content.

01:21:51.480 Gambling is an addiction.

01:21:53.220 I know.

01:21:53.700 I know.

01:21:53.960 And I and I've enjoyed that.

01:21:55.100 But I like I want more.

01:21:56.340 Give me more.

01:21:57.380 I want I want to I want a heroin addiction. 0.98

01:21:59.800 I want I want you to start cutting. 1.00

01:22:01.460 I want you to fucking threaten things. 1.00

01:22:03.400 I want you to threaten people. 1.00

01:22:04.660 I want the FBI to be called.

01:22:05.940 I want like I want content.

01:22:07.760 Give me content.

01:22:08.580 Just your DMs where you're just like, I feel sad.

01:22:11.760 The Celtics lost.

01:22:12.580 And then you just go radio silent.

01:22:14.040 That's not content. 1.00

01:22:15.060 I want fucking content. 0.99

01:22:17.500 OK. 0.99

01:22:18.060 Give us the content.

01:22:19.360 Give it to us right now.

01:22:20.400 Toad.

01:22:20.740 Give us the come. 0.55

01:22:22.600 We want the come.

01:22:24.280 Benzo says she's done a lot of fent.

01:22:25.860 She's never done coke.

01:22:26.980 That's just she's like.

01:22:27.720 I can't do it.

01:22:28.620 Can you take this fentanyl?

01:22:29.480 Oh, I don't want any coke in my fentanyl, please.

01:22:32.760 Yo, yo, my brother got a terrible Kratom addiction.

01:22:34.920 I would love to see Toad get hooked to Kratom.

01:22:37.900 What is that?

01:22:38.660 What does it do?

01:22:39.360 I mean, it does.

01:22:40.180 It does make sense.

01:22:41.240 At really high doses.

01:22:43.160 It's like a it's like a load.

01:22:45.320 Kind of like it's like meth, isn't it?

01:22:47.220 It's like an opiate.

01:22:48.400 It's a low level opiate.

01:22:49.900 Yeah.

01:22:50.400 Kratom is to opiates. 0.97

01:22:51.540 It's what T is to fucking, I don't know, cocaine, you know, I guess caffeine. 0.98

01:22:58.420 It's like super weak. 0.98

01:23:00.020 I don't know.

01:23:00.560 I've used opiates before I get Kratom, so it's like, why would you? 1.00

01:23:03.760 It's weak shit. 0.97

01:23:04.400 Use code gang for 20% off at checkout. 1.00

01:23:08.980 Yeah.

01:23:09.460 Yo, Kratom, one of our sponsors.

01:23:10.980 What would you feel if you did Kratom?

01:23:12.320 Like, do you even feel anything really?

01:23:14.020 I mean, you feel kind of like a light opiate feeling.

01:23:17.700 Yeah.

01:23:17.900 It's a little numbing.

01:23:18.880 A little numbing.

01:23:19.500 See, I've been on like hard opiates just from random surgeries, and I've never, I don't

01:23:26.300 get the feeling.

01:23:27.140 I don't understand.

01:23:29.120 Because I guess I always feel, well, I just always feel good.

01:23:32.720 So like when I get opiates, it's just like, I'm just like, I never understood like people

01:23:37.280 are hooked to opiates because I'm like, it doesn't feel any different than regular life.

01:23:42.100 Cole is on like a permanent high from plasma loss.

01:23:46.500 It's, it's, it's so, it's so awesome that Cole lives this way.

01:23:51.200 Like, I'm so jealous of it.

01:23:52.580 I literally get like, I'm like, uh, I'll get like a pain or something, and I'm like,

01:23:56.920 nothing changed.

01:23:57.500 No, of course you were. 0.97

01:23:59.480 That's why you're a dog. 0.99

01:24:00.840 Born addicted to morphine, yeah.

01:24:02.760 Because people are like, oh man, I went and I had like, I don't know, a minor surgery,

01:24:07.180 and they gave me like, um, Dilaudid, and I thought it was so great.

01:24:11.560 And I was like, literally just felt a little sleepy, and I went to sleep.

01:24:15.540 That's about it. 1.00

01:24:16.240 Toad, seriously, before you give up on life, you got to try Dilaudid, because that shit 1.00

01:24:19.100 is fucking the tits. 1.00

01:24:20.940 That is the tits. 1.00

01:24:22.260 You do Dilaudid, you're going to want to be here. 0.98

01:24:24.820 I promise you that. 0.99

01:24:25.380 I have no idea what the fuck it is. 0.99

01:24:27.200 Oh, it's amazing. 0.99

01:24:28.220 It's like, I think it's like morphine, but basically.

01:24:30.660 No, it's synthetic, it's synthetic heroin. 0.99

01:24:32.080 It's basically like fucking lab built heroin, but it's fucking awesome. 0.99

01:24:35.080 And you're so grouchy the next day. 1.00

01:24:36.820 You're immediately addicted.

01:24:38.360 It's awesome.

01:24:38.960 It's perfect for you.

01:24:41.720 Sounds great.

01:24:42.700 It's great.

01:24:43.420 It really, it kind of aggravates me how much Cole loves life, right?

01:24:46.260 Totally opposite for me. 0.93

01:24:47.380 I am fucking absolutely thrilled for him. 0.77

01:24:50.160 I follow any advice I get online, so yeah. 0.87

01:24:55.900 Give it a go.

01:24:56.760 But it'll be intermittent, so I'll be pissing him out like, wait, got to hold my piss in

01:24:59.940 for a little bit.

01:25:01.180 You know what?

01:25:02.140 Cole could just like go to the places where he donated all the plasma and get his own

01:25:06.180 plasma back, probably.

01:25:08.340 Dickie, that is actually where I picked up my drug habit was my opiate habit was from

01:25:14.380 sports.

01:25:15.000 Like, I used it for football. 1.00

01:25:16.840 I remember like on kickoff, I'd be like this fucking charger, like, ah, punching fucking 1.00

01:25:20.740 helmets and shit. 1.00

01:25:21.740 Like, just fucking savage. 1.00

01:25:23.340 There's a major problem in the NFL and like any, I guess any really major, but mostly the 0.99

01:25:28.600 NFL, because they're hitting so much with, like, opiate use.

01:25:32.760 Oh, yeah, for sure.

01:25:33.640 Yeah.

01:25:34.480 Like the stuff they usually put, like whenever, like whenever Patrick Mahomes was, had twisted

01:25:39.960 his ankle.

01:25:41.060 Oh, yeah.

01:25:41.340 And then they just go into halftime and they're just like, all right, we're just going to

01:25:44.280 shoot this up.

01:25:44.860 I can't remember what the exactly, what's the drug they use?

01:25:47.160 Cortisol.

01:25:48.140 Cortisol, yeah.

01:25:49.780 Cortisol injections. 0.99

01:25:51.020 And they do some other shit too. 0.99

01:25:52.520 Dude, that was awesome. 0.99

01:25:53.120 Because I was betting on the Chiefs in all those games.

01:25:55.780 They don't.

01:25:56.940 Basically, your entire foot just goes like numb.

01:26:00.800 Just like it's gone. 0.99

01:26:01.500 God damn it, Toad. 0.99

01:26:02.160 See, that's like, that's the opposite of content, Toad. 0.99

01:26:05.100 What you did right there is you pressed the geef of the content.

01:26:08.340 I don't want you to talk about your gambling addiction. 0.99

01:26:10.400 I want you to be a drug addict. 1.00

01:26:11.840 A terrible drug addict. 1.00

01:26:12.600 I want you to be homeless. 1.00

01:26:14.420 I want you to be homeless. 0.99

01:26:15.180 I want you to sell your house so that you can get more drugs. 1.00

01:26:17.820 Have you been sleeping, Toad?

01:26:19.320 Have you been sleeping?

01:26:20.320 Not a lot. 0.99

01:26:21.400 God damn it. 0.98

01:26:23.580 Honestly, guys. 0.99

01:26:25.640 Explain your schedule to us.

01:26:27.080 If you were to do Toad, you would sleep like a baby.

01:26:29.900 Yeah.

01:26:30.440 I do want to take a vote after he explains this day.

01:26:33.360 And we need to vote on how many hours he gets kicked off the show for a week.

01:26:37.640 Seven and a half hours.

01:26:38.580 No, no.

01:26:38.900 You're not going to kick me off.

01:26:40.280 No, no, no. 0.99

01:26:41.100 Dude, you sound fucking tired as shit, dude. 1.00

01:26:43.120 I'm the. 1.00

01:26:45.040 No, no.

01:26:48.900 The heart and soul of the show, man. 0.99

01:26:51.400 Paul is just the coolest fucking guy. 0.98

01:26:52.820 I love Paul. 0.99

01:26:53.300 When Toad offs himself, Paul's slotted in.

01:26:55.560 Long ball Paul.

01:26:56.800 I love that guy. 1.00

01:26:58.040 Explain your fucking day. 1.00

01:27:00.840 Like what goes on. 1.00

01:27:01.480 You wake up.

01:27:02.480 Yeah.

01:27:02.760 Wake up at seven.

01:27:04.280 Yeah.

01:27:04.620 Wake up at seven.

01:27:05.460 I have like a really quick breakfast. 1.00

01:27:06.780 Make sure your dick can still touch your belly button. 1.00

01:27:08.800 Bunch of coffee. 1.00

01:27:09.760 And then, well, a quick shower.

01:27:11.960 And then there's like a two hour commute.

01:27:14.120 Then I'm at work from, you know, nine, whatever, until five, whatever.

01:27:19.440 And then another two hour commute.

01:27:23.140 How far away is, from your house, how far away is your work?

01:27:27.540 Nine miles.

01:27:28.660 Nine miles.

01:27:30.800 Yeah.

01:27:31.500 It's a four and a half mile trek.

01:27:33.620 Four and a half miles per hour is how he gets to work.

01:27:36.460 Yes.

01:27:37.620 That is correct.

01:27:39.760 Dude, I'm like 30, 40 miles away from my work.

01:27:42.200 And it's like a 45 minute.

01:27:43.340 Yeah.

01:27:43.540 But walking is not an option.

01:27:46.500 You could take a bicycle, get there in 45.

01:27:49.440 It's crazy.

01:27:51.060 Well, you know, you know that autistic people can't ride bikes. 1.00

01:27:54.280 So.

01:27:54.960 For real?

01:27:55.340 So when you.

01:27:55.980 Yeah.

01:27:56.960 What do you eat?

01:27:57.660 What do you eat when you get home?

01:27:58.840 I don't know.

01:27:59.180 I don't know what the, what the deal is with that.

01:28:01.040 What?

01:28:01.740 What do you eat when you get home?

01:28:03.260 Like you come home after a long day like this.

01:28:05.780 Yeah.

01:28:11.500 Yo, what, why would you not ride, why can't you ride a bike?

01:28:14.380 I need to know this.

01:28:15.480 Why can't you drive a car?

01:28:17.560 Oh, no, you can't drive a car.

01:28:18.580 There's nowhere to put it.

01:28:19.560 I can drive a car.

01:28:20.520 What?

01:28:21.740 To park it.

01:28:22.600 To park it where you're.

01:28:23.440 No, I've ridden with you.

01:28:24.740 You can barely drive a car.

01:28:26.720 Why can't you ride a bike though?

01:28:28.260 On a box.

01:28:29.500 Why can't autistic people ride bikes? 1.00

01:28:31.140 Explain yourself, motherfucker. 1.00

01:28:32.240 I don't understand the, the reasoning behind it. 1.00

01:28:35.360 But that is, but that is, but that is the thing.

01:28:38.360 Why?

01:28:38.940 Behind a bicycle, like the mechanism?

01:28:40.540 What do you mean?

01:28:41.000 No.

01:28:41.980 We won't put you on a two wheel thing where you can't.

01:28:44.520 I think I don't intrinsically understand.

01:28:47.260 I don't know.

01:28:48.120 It's something to do.

01:28:48.920 It's something.

01:28:49.760 It's some sort of like coordination thing.

01:28:52.400 I don't know.

01:28:52.740 Jose, you're missing my point. 0.99

01:28:54.960 So we're going to put him behind a fucking, a 3,000 pound killing machine, but we can't 1.00

01:29:01.540 trust him on a two wheel fucking bicycle? 1.00

01:29:03.440 Like, this doesn't make any sense. 1.00

01:29:04.500 You shouldn't be driving either.

01:29:05.560 I wouldn't trust myself.

01:29:07.260 But the difference is, on the bicycle, he'll kill himself.

01:29:10.300 Right. 0.99

01:29:10.480 In the car, he'll kill other people. 1.00

01:29:11.880 Right. 1.00

01:29:12.080 Which is pretty cool.

01:29:13.480 Right, exactly.

01:29:14.080 Which is pretty cool.

01:29:15.360 Yeah.

01:29:16.400 That's exactly why.

01:29:17.800 Hey, anybody watching this, if you know that autistic people for real can't ride bikes, 0.98

01:29:20.920 I want you to explain in the chat, because Toad has no explanation.

01:29:23.680 I feel like he's lying.

01:29:24.860 No, no, no.

01:29:25.700 No, no, it's a thing.

01:29:26.580 I don't know if I thank you, Lorenzo.

01:29:28.820 You're just not a true autist.

01:29:31.780 Lorenzo, you're not autistic.

01:29:32.960 You're just a Jew. 1.00

01:29:33.860 I can't really ride a bike.

01:29:35.780 I don't, I've never really learned how to ride a bike good.

01:29:39.000 That's my honest, my honesty right there.

01:29:40.840 Yeah, yeah, same.

01:29:42.060 Maybe you're autistic, too.

01:29:43.480 I do.

01:29:43.760 A whole bunch of bikes never learned how to ride them.

01:29:46.900 I had one. 1.00

01:29:48.420 I can ride a bike like a motherfucker. 1.00

01:29:49.760 Y'all are gay as hell. 1.00

01:29:50.860 Yeah, so. 1.00

01:29:51.560 I feel like I'm Mexican not knowing how to ride a bike, but like a black person, like.

01:29:58.440 I'm sleepy. 0.62

01:30:00.060 No, I'm not going to do that joke.

01:30:01.700 I can't.

01:30:02.400 What?

01:30:02.640 I'm trying to formulate something about like Mexican stealing bikes and not knowing how to ride it. 1.00

01:30:06.000 It's like black people stealing like inflatable pools. 1.00

01:30:12.140 There's something there. 1.00

01:30:13.100 There's something there.

01:30:13.340 I know there's something there.

01:30:15.160 That almost works.

01:30:16.260 We need to do a lot more Coke, and that would be a lot funnier.

01:30:18.880 Yeah, we would love that one on Coke. 0.99

01:30:20.680 No, it's like a black person stealing a jet ski. 1.00

01:30:24.720 Yo, Clint, you want to watch one more video and get out of here? 0.98

01:30:26.960 I know you got to be up early.

01:30:27.780 Yes, please.

01:30:28.380 Let's do it.

01:30:28.960 What else?

01:30:29.340 Jose, look at Jose.

01:30:30.640 Jose's like, do not speak in my language. 0.99

01:30:33.220 I'm fucking tired. 0.91

01:30:34.100 I'm going to plug real quick because I'm going to bounce as soon as this video is over. 0.98

01:30:37.080 I had on Dr. Pierre Corey today on Liberty Lockdown.

01:30:40.520 It's a fantastic episode.

01:30:41.680 I highly recommend everyone check it out.

01:30:42.860 Go ahead and run it. 0.98

01:30:43.320 Like I said, I have fucking Dave on Tuesday. 0.99

01:30:46.000 He'll be coming on my show. 0.99

01:30:47.140 Oh, look at Jose.

01:30:47.720 I'm doing a live stream so you guys can pop in there.

01:30:50.100 Yeah, what can I say?

01:30:52.260 I'm hot right now.

01:30:52.900 But Dr. Pierre Corey is a Rumble exclusive because we talk all about the IVM word that

01:30:57.920 we're not allowed to say on YouTube.

01:30:58.940 And I'll be on YouTube so it'll be a lot more people.

01:31:01.500 Pierre Corey is the... 0.99

01:31:02.660 Over a thousand views on Rumble already, bitch. 1.00

01:31:06.220 Pierre Corey is the FLCC doctor. 0.99

01:31:07.740 All together?

01:31:08.340 Good for you.

01:31:10.320 Pierre Corey is bald though so we don't care about him.

01:31:12.980 He's the FLCCC doctor?

01:31:16.560 Yeah.

01:31:16.940 That's a guy?

01:31:17.480 Yeah, something like that.

01:31:18.380 Yeah.

01:31:18.960 For real, great conversation.

01:31:20.260 You're going to love it.

01:31:20.760 I'll put it on the podcast tonight.

01:31:22.480 This is DeMarco Fleming.

01:31:23.740 Let's hear from DeMarco.

01:31:24.800 Yeah, let's hear him. 0.99

01:31:25.580 DeMarco Fleming, are you gay? 0.90

01:31:26.940 I'm bisexual. 0.98

01:31:27.840 Are you top or bottom? 0.93

01:31:28.940 I'm a top, dom top, aggressive top.

01:31:31.280 Can you describe what dom top means? 1.00

01:31:33.060 Dom top means, which means I grab you by your back and neck, put your face down, ass up, 1.00

01:31:36.900 and fuck the shit out of you and have you walk crazy for days. 1.00

01:31:40.400 Walk crazy for days. 1.00

01:31:41.760 Crazy for days means you'll be real sore and you'll be calling me on the phone.

01:31:45.180 Daddy DeMarco, I need help.

01:31:47.200 I'm sore.

01:31:47.920 Give me some Tylenol.

01:31:49.140 That's what that means.

01:31:50.200 All right.

01:31:50.880 Honestly, I don't think I can handle it, but I appreciate your honesty.

01:31:53.680 I know you can't handle it.

01:31:54.540 I can tell the way you walk, you can't handle it.

01:31:56.100 I'm just kidding.

01:31:56.940 You can't handle my pants.

01:31:58.240 I know you can't handle it, but I'll make sure I go real gentle with you.

01:32:01.380 Because you're cute.

01:32:02.400 Thank you so much.

01:32:03.200 I like it gentle.

01:32:04.140 All right?

01:32:04.560 I got you all day.

01:32:05.220 Thank you so much.

01:32:05.760 I cannot kiss, though.

01:32:07.540 I have a boyfriend.

01:32:08.680 He has a boyfriend.

01:32:09.480 I got a husband.

01:32:10.100 What does that mean? 1.00

01:32:12.980 Holy shit. 1.00

01:32:14.140 All right? 0.99

01:32:14.820 Period.

01:32:15.420 Thank you again.

01:32:16.260 It's a pleasure.

01:32:17.080 My pleasure.

01:32:17.960 I've never seen a black man have so much riz in the gay community. 0.99

01:32:24.540 Yeah. 0.80

01:32:24.720 Really? 1.00

01:32:24.980 He's going to be like, I am a fucking maniac. 1.00

01:32:27.560 I will fuck the shit out of you. 1.00

01:32:28.800 Dude, let's get this guy on Tower Gang. 1.00

01:32:31.860 Dude, this guy is a major Chad.

01:32:34.480 Yeah.

01:32:34.780 You think we can get that guy?

01:32:35.600 Horrifying. 1.00

01:32:36.100 I'm going to fuck toad. 1.00

01:32:36.720 All right. 1.00

01:32:37.520 Dickie's really wanting y'all to play that fucking video for me and Clint. 0.99

01:32:40.260 All right? 0.99

01:32:40.440 Yeah, yeah.

01:32:40.860 Just play it.

01:32:41.840 All right.

01:32:42.660 All right.

01:32:42.980 I'm going to get out of here on that.

01:32:43.900 Sorry, Clint.

01:32:44.620 Just real quick, though.

01:32:46.060 DeMarco.

01:32:46.860 Yeah.

01:32:47.060 You've got to chill, brother.

01:32:48.240 Like, that's a dude that runs the whole, like, penitentiary block.

01:32:52.420 Oh, absolutely. 1.00

01:32:53.460 I think he's full of shit. 1.00

01:32:54.760 Dude, I want to be him. 1.00

01:32:56.820 I'm not saying his dick's as big as he's saying. 1.00

01:32:58.780 They call me King Kong, this bitch. 1.00

01:33:00.460 Blah, blah, blah. 1.00

01:33:01.000 You be walking sore for days.

01:33:02.120 All right.

01:33:02.520 Yo, you're right.

01:33:03.220 You're right.

01:33:03.540 I'd be soft because you're cute.

01:33:05.160 He's like, he's fronting a little bit.

01:33:06.840 But aggro, dude.

01:33:09.120 That dude's aggro. 0.97

01:33:09.680 I don't even think he's gay. 0.96

01:33:14.280 Yeah, nobody that manly could be gay. 0.99

01:33:17.200 Right? 0.89

01:33:18.160 That's what I feel like.

01:33:19.240 Toplobs.com.

01:33:20.720 Yeah, yeah.

01:33:21.080 Yeah.

01:33:21.640 Jose and I already plugged.

01:33:22.880 So, toplobs.com.

01:33:23.880 Cole, go.

01:33:25.020 Crack comic Dave.

01:33:25.840 That's all.

01:33:26.580 Crack comic Dave.

01:33:27.380 Rican Cole. 0.99

01:33:28.640 Yeah.

01:33:29.020 Hell, yeah.

01:33:29.740 And Toad.

01:33:30.740 Tower Gang Toad on Twitter.

01:33:32.200 And go subscribe to the Tower Gang Locals.

01:33:35.100 Tower Gang Locals.com.

01:33:36.980 Let's do it.

01:33:37.460 Tower Gang Pod everywhere.

01:33:38.460 We'll talk.

01:33:38.760 If we get 25 supporters tonight, I will force Dilaudid into Toad's body.

01:33:46.220 Oh, yeah.

01:33:46.560 We could do that.

01:33:47.060 Let's do it.

01:33:47.300 Let's go, guys.

01:33:48.720 Let's go, guys.

01:33:51.040 Oh, Dickie wants to see me and Jose have a liftoff now.

01:33:53.480 I think if we do go, we get there, I think, in August.

01:33:58.020 Or, no.

01:33:58.380 Yeah.

01:33:58.660 In August, we're trying to get together.

01:34:00.280 I won't work out until then.

01:34:01.460 I'll still outlift you.

01:34:02.820 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:34:04.060 This guy.

01:34:04.920 That's rough.

01:34:06.040 You're like the DeMarco of weightlifting.

01:34:08.180 I will admit, you do look better than me right now.

01:34:10.280 I'll give you that.

01:34:11.020 But I also outlift you.

01:34:12.080 At least in weight.

01:34:12.740 It gives me something to focus on.

01:34:14.640 Did you really bench 340?

01:34:17.080 Me?

01:34:17.860 No, no.

01:34:18.460 Cole.

01:34:18.620 No, no, no.

01:34:19.740 260 was my bench.

01:34:21.200 Oh, you said you had to do double your body weight.

01:34:23.620 You never had a 350?

01:34:25.320 No.

01:34:25.920 I don't think I had to get no.

01:34:27.260 Double your body weight would be 320.

01:34:29.120 Yeah, no, I did 260.

01:34:30.360 It was one and a half times my body weight.

01:34:34.440 I couldn't do that either.

01:34:36.900 That'd be 330 for me would be my weakest.

01:34:40.800 All right, guys.

01:34:41.960 This is Tower Gang.

01:34:43.300 Tower Gang Pod.

01:34:44.140 Next Wednesday.

01:34:45.080 Yeah.

01:34:45.920 Take us out, little Dickie.

01:34:47.160 Catch me.

01:34:47.840 Catch me Monday night, too.

01:34:50.040 The red flag on my chest somehow is like the elephant in the corner of the south.

01:34:59.780 But I put on that t-shirt, the only thing I meant to say.

01:35:07.140 I'll be done with my third can of cold blood light.

01:35:14.800 And I'll be crushing it.

01:35:16.560 Kept walking towards the sound of gunfire.

01:35:22.120 I was going to be the one to make entry.

01:35:24.820 I've been doing my training.

01:35:26.780 I know my role.

01:35:27.820 I made entry with the personnel I had.

01:35:35.700 That's the way I had to.

01:35:36.780 I had to.

01:35:39.400 I'm going to go out.

01:35:46.660 I'm going to be the ones.

01:35:48.580 I'm going to go out.

01:35:50.540 We'll be right back.

01:36:20.540 Even if we squash the beef, I ain't touchin' your hand. 1.00

01:36:23.240 I don't fuck with chucks. 1.00

01:36:24.800 For those that been to jail, that's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps. 1.00

01:36:28.480 I don't fuck with niggas that think they bronze. 1.00

01:36:31.040 Only know how to be one way, that's the dog. 1.00

01:36:33.900 I know how to get down, know how to bite.

01:36:36.560 Bark very little, but I know how to fight.

01:36:39.020 I know how to chase a cat up in a tree. 0.98

01:36:41.360 Man, I gave y'all niggas the feelings for fuckin' with me. 1.00

01:36:43.860 It's crazy. 0.97

01:36:44.580 Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood act? 0.94

01:36:47.120 Had a nigga in the truck with a wood act. 1.00

01:36:49.360 All the niggas actin' up where the hood act. 1.00

01:36:52.120 You better bust that if you gon' pull it.

Tower Gang - June 01, 2023

Ep 125 - Dot the Geef

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