Tower Gang - Ep 126 - Unclipped Giants w⧸ Owen Benjamin

00:00:00.000 what's up retards i'm trying to start a cult here baby so i can only fit a third of my dick 1.00

00:00:07.880 into toads and mussy and mussy you want to kill me or you want to give me a bone i don't know 1.00

00:00:14.160 when i say fuck the jews it means i'm horny 1.00

00:00:17.200 hello is me i'm retarded have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and 1.00

00:00:23.020 then do that shit with it the three of you had a threesome of some kind i was watching it and 0.99

00:00:30.080 jerking off he was a 10 in real life she's like a dead eight 1.00

00:00:38.980 lewis you're like a brother to me donald trump come on tower gang that is the most offensive podcast

00:00:47.060 their moral framework is rooted in the fascistic view there is no truth but power i believe this

00:01:02.500 we have to win that war like judaism is is i'm finding myself more jewish by the day and i think 0.90

00:01:08.240 what's happened is these global banking cartels are sometimes run by people with jewish ancestry

00:01:14.440 and they're they might not even believe in god but they call themselves jewish and they're poisoning 1.00

00:01:18.960 the name of the jew and taking credit for something that i want to see it i want to see you behave like

00:01:25.200 a jew if you are you show me that it's it's about you don't worship money like how can you fathom

00:01:32.300 setting up a bank and and taking interest from people that they can't afford

00:01:36.120 that's right ian cross what can you fathom hold on before we intro that reminded me of owen

00:01:44.820 finding out that stephen crowder was gay like do you see like the progression in ian's face as he 0.98

00:01:48.840 realizes the jews are the root of all evil 1.00

00:01:51.480 the title jew is a liability shield that's why a lot of jews don't know the bag they're going to be 0.96

00:01:59.940 handed because a lot of them are just paranoid they don't know what's coming

00:02:02.860 there's a small group that call themselves jews that's why this guy was making a lot of sense

00:02:07.000 there because they call themselves jews and then all these other ones are just kind of normal guys

00:02:12.460 that that that have been tricked into being a little paranoid like everyone's out to get them

00:02:16.520 and they're going to be blamed for all the crimes of this financial cabal and i'm like that's why a

00:02:22.540 lot of jews actually listen to me because i kind of broke that spell for them oh the spells the 1.00

00:02:27.280 spells is a big one guys if you if you haven't been listening to owen the last couple years the

00:02:32.000 spells is something i really i told my wife about it and she's like what are you talking about like

00:02:35.220 no dude it's magic it's word magic dude i'm telling you that's what we're doing here it's dope yeah

00:02:41.300 spells are real dude a lot of times people don't understand that that you can create a sentence like

00:02:47.320 a rhetorical sentence and then i try to counteract the spells like this week my uh antidote was uh 0.93

00:02:52.940 don't be a shill for big anal you know and then the sodomy industrial complex because it was one of 0.96

00:02:59.820 the most it was one of the most eloquent metaphors for the federal reserve i've ever heard honestly 0.97

00:03:03.760 yeah we actually we've taken on big bone before like the about dinosaurs being fake and like the

00:03:08.560 paleontological league and all that yeah yeah big big bone we took them down a couple episodes ago

00:03:13.420 but clint can you intro us like no one knows who yeah man hey i don't know who i am ladies and 0.94

00:03:18.760 gentlemen it's wednesday night and it's live and you know what that means it's motherfucking tower 0.77

00:03:23.320 gang time as always we have fat comic dave aka cole he's flexing because he's always in the gym we got 0.92

00:03:30.860 tower gang toad make sure you follow him he won't be with us much longer and top lobster host of top

00:03:37.260 lobster.com this is clint russell your host of liberty lockdown as well as co-host of tower gang

00:03:41.580 and without further ado the man of the hour just like liam neeson and taken six he fled into the forest

00:03:48.380 looking for that afro-american who had stolen his bike but unfortunately for him blacks do not enter 1.00

00:03:53.420 the woods he is the nephilim pianist it is owen motherfucking benjamin 0.99

00:03:59.420 oh yeah man i can't believe you're here that's the best intro i've ever gotten oh wow hell yeah 0.94

00:04:07.040 really i know you've gotten a lot yeah no because i mean because i did go to the woods to find my bike

00:04:13.120 and then i realized and then i realized they don't go to the woods so i've been here milking cows for

00:04:19.060 years looking for that sucker the only woods they go to is the jungle but they're all up in the top

00:04:23.980 of the woods up there he took yeah he took the scott adams advice and like like went to the woods 0.99

00:04:28.420 like no blacks there go right there right if you want to stay away from gays and blacks you go where 1.00

00:04:35.720 it's cold and inconvenient because you know it's true that's why there's no blacks in russia it's 0.99

00:04:42.960 true yeah and if you do meet a black they're cool like they get it like they're willing to work 0.97

00:04:47.720 no they really are they're very cold they just they can't regulate their body temperature 0.98

00:04:51.720 and they're the most racist guys like i call them carl browns but they're like 1.00

00:04:55.660 you return that motherfucking bike 1.00

00:04:58.020 if you meet a black in idaho they're the first ones to be like these niggas ain't coming here 1.00

00:05:04.580 i know a few of them dude they're great one of my buddy's dad is a fucking black dude in idaho 0.98

00:05:11.460 and he's like totally he's like more aggressive about it than anyone else it's kind of like me when 0.97

00:05:16.620 i came here wait a second you kind of it was interesting you said my buddy's dad was a black dude

00:05:21.420 so his mom was a white his mom okay see that that happens so much yeah it's never happened in

00:05:27.000 human history but his a black guy came in to raise him oh wow oh yeah that's like that's like 1.00

00:05:35.000 the reverse black almost he left his own kid and he was like i gotta get this white kid instead 0.74

00:05:39.880 like 99 percent of the time they get some stanky on their hang down they take off 1.00

00:05:45.160 but not this time he was like i gots to raise this motherfucker 0.99

00:05:49.240 i gotta teach him how to wash chicken he doesn't talk like that at all 0.99

00:05:55.880 we have uh one of our most our best uh viewers is a lady from idaho and she is probably the most 0.97

00:06:05.240 racist person i've ever been idaho is on another more racist than your wife cole 1.00

00:06:08.660 but what kind of racist though like i'm a racism connoisseur 0.97

00:06:12.820 there's like there's healthy racism where it's like where it's like we have a way of life you

00:06:19.980 know every it's kind of like i'm a red sox fan you're a yankees fan like that like that's fine i

00:06:25.980 actually think that's healthy like the original term racist was uh created to take down the indian

00:06:31.520 tribes because indian tribes wanted to do their own thing and the man was like that's racist to make

00:06:36.520 a basket like an iroquois like it really was that's how it started then there's the like white

00:06:41.580 people are better just because they're white people and i actually think a lot of them are 0.99

00:06:46.280 kind of weak because they're always relying on their skin for like credit for shit they didn't do you 0.99

00:06:51.220 know no i think she's the racist of i literally got something stolen from me and i just hate them now 0.99

00:06:56.440 no i think i'm today i'm the type of racist that if you say are you racist and like without

00:07:01.480 differentiating i just say yes like what happened today to me was a blessing

00:07:05.860 i i made one anti-semitic joke on twitter and elon musk got him almost got himself fired

00:07:11.540 i've made thousands i've made thousands but but this one was a banger and elon must made the

00:07:18.000 mistake dicky would you mind pulling it up if you got it yeah pull it up i mean you radar what we do

00:07:23.480 at tower gang and in the chat for tower gang this is just a writing room for comedians and it goes

00:07:28.080 nowhere right down the toilet this is all that is we just sit here and just talk bullshit please 0.87

00:07:31.520 little dicky pull this up because we we we we drafted this out in like in the chat it was like 0.93

00:07:36.920 is this good we'll send it see what happens this is great man i love this vibe hell yeah oh i'm sorry

00:07:42.040 this is fucking hilarious yeah yeah this was tough yeah everybody's yeah real this happening clint read 0.56

00:07:49.300 because i can't read yeah for for yeah i'll read for the puerto rican uh top top tweets out a picture 0.92

00:07:55.060 of joe biden as well as a fucking absolutely roided out mel gibson and he says you can do a green 0.96

00:08:00.860 acrom adrenochrome or you can hate the jays which way western men and elon musk responds with gibson is 0.90

00:08:07.920 really that buff these days i love it because he's like so oblivious well he at least he has like uh

00:08:14.140 uh what's what's the word i'm looking for like plausible deniability he has autism

00:08:18.640 down syndrome he overlooked both the adrenochrome as well as the antisemitism 0.81

00:08:25.420 it's fucking glorious he just saw he just saw like big man big he was like no my favorite my favorite 0.83

00:08:30.300 part of this is that like i wrote it and i didn't even really think about like the the fun play but now 0.96

00:08:35.380 all these jewish uh magazines are saying well top lobster made it they said i'm somehow embracing q

00:08:40.260 anon and also antisemitism i'm like this is great like this is all me okay yeah okay and then there's

00:08:47.920 already been pieces written it says but just in case there was any last doubt today musk engaged with

00:08:53.200 an account pushing both the q anon conspiracy and antisemitism oh yeah in typical musky and fashion 0.73

00:08:58.680 he played coy but actively engaging with the account shows just what kind of people musk doesn't seem 1.00

00:09:04.560 bothered having on his platform cool you can do adrenochrome or you can hate the jays which way

00:09:09.500 was your man wrote top lobster who bills himself as the host of the most offensive podcast on the

00:09:14.580 planet yeah we're getting there we're getting there oh dude i'm amazing i'm so proud of you bro

00:09:19.300 it's art i love it it's literally art and then something like you called it the jays too i i used to call

00:09:24.960 the hats of the pomegranates why the pomegranates you got to make them say it you know you gotta

00:09:32.180 you gotta like like i've done horrible depictions of travelers and people like that's it i said it

00:09:38.440 like i never once said it was a jew you're saying that like gargamel is a jew

00:09:42.640 another later on another magazine another magazine picks it up and they go well when he says j

00:09:48.860 he means jews and when he says adrenochrome he means baby blood and they like explain the whole 0.97

00:09:54.480 thing to it was amazing in quotations i'm like you're doing the work for me i like i i want to 0.94

00:10:00.300 post that nigger stole my bike song and have elon musk be like well was it a blue dino like 1.00

00:10:06.120 because that would stink if it was like why why my tweet in the in the like ocean of tweets did you 1.00

00:10:13.800 see this one and said something stupid to understand how that it got in front of him did 0.83

00:10:18.160 josey retweet it i don't know i don't know it's the weirdest it's tight with yay and stuff i know

00:10:23.900 like uh you want is kind of like tweeted stuff that i feel like was kind of aimed at me and i feel

00:10:29.060 like you let me back on after because i was like talking to the artist formerly known as kanye

00:10:33.660 west for a while and they were like he was like yeah man he's like yeah i'm telling elon to get

00:10:37.760 you back on you know and so shit elon does have a sense of humor i also just think you might be 0.74

00:10:43.640 a robot oh and oh and i have a question i have no idea if this is off off the table topic wise but 0.99

00:10:48.940 nothing's off the table all right perfect we have it on we have it on good authority that

00:10:52.680 you were in a text chain with kanye west as well as elon i believe i'm not sure dave chapelle and 0.95

00:10:58.580 dave chapelle all right and it was one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my entire fucking 0.95

00:11:02.520 life please just just okay so i did in 2016 i did the joke uh caitlin jenner was woman of the year

00:11:09.980 hasn't been a woman for a full year that was my joke i did it in a special that i

00:11:13.560 self-taped then i did one second the lgbt stuff you're cool with dave because i've seen you both

00:11:20.640 do that bit yeah i did it years before him i am cool with dave because i think it was probably one

00:11:25.800 of his writers that took it he doesn't see he seems like the type that wants the the glory of it like i

00:11:31.660 don't like dudes like you and me would never even consider stealing a joke because half the fun is

00:11:36.680 like solving it yourself you know so like i have a hard time believing he would just who knows though

00:11:41.920 whatever but i that whole like starts with the l's and then you get the g's and then the b's and the 0.86

00:11:45.980 b's are like we'd fuck anyone anyone that i did all of that yeah and so i get kicked off paypal 0.92

00:11:51.360 airbnb youtube all that shit i've been like to platform from everything and so then chapelle does it 0.94

00:11:57.560 i'm starting to get kind of pissed off at this point i'm not at all because i just think it's funny

00:12:01.200 uh but uh because my life ended up really good like for a little while there i was like

00:12:06.880 ah but everything just turned out great no man i feel you i feel like the same thing i picked up

00:12:12.420 all my shit got rid of a good job and it's like very like well what's gonna happen now so you're 0.81

00:12:16.600 like yeah dude that sucks i i get it well look look man uh you know chapelle's stealing a joke it's 0.99

00:12:23.060 just because that's just the tendency of black people it's just what they do it's true well that's 1.00

00:12:27.020 i used to say i was like i liked it better when they stole my bike you know i was like

00:12:30.440 and so it got like millions of views on youtube guys are haters of like the comparison and then

00:12:37.200 my youtube gets deleted so so i'm in north idaho farming i've been toured in three and a half years

00:12:42.660 but for some reason the way the world works is shit just keeps gravitating you know and so after

00:12:47.840 connie got canceled by the j's he um we have a we have a mutual friend and she's like i gave connie 0.93

00:12:55.340 your number i gave yay your number he's gonna call you and i get this number he's like hello 0.94

00:12:58.840 and i'm like we talk like four times a fucking day call me in the middle of the night 0.98

00:13:04.080 cool dude super intense he's like and i told him i go bro you got to make your own clothes but pick 0.96

00:13:10.760 your own cotton he's like but he got it he totally got it he's like he's like yeah i'm like that's

00:13:18.480 it's about owning the supply chain i'm like that's how the j's get you but it's not just the j's i 0.99

00:13:23.800 mean i'd take the j's over the pope any day it's like you know imagine the pope fucking running our 0.95

00:13:28.560 monetary system yeah owen what did you how did you find how did you find the response to to yay's uh 0.96

00:13:35.760 like his heel turn or that that whole last thing that he did and the people that responded to it

00:13:40.620 did you were you paying attention to how they were like some people fooled by it some people bought 0.98

00:13:44.640 in wholesale well there's like no what happened i wasn't really paying attention oh shit okay yeah 0.98

00:13:49.460 attention to shit man i'm like retarded i'm like elon he went up there and he said that he loves 0.93

00:13:54.000 hitler and then like basically divided people right in half some people that you thought were like 0.99

00:13:58.520 smarter were like he's an anti-semi and i was like yo dude this is performance and you guys don't see 0.99

00:14:04.120 it it's like levels of npc shit that they wake up to oh yeah tanya is like a genius like he's crazy 0.91

00:14:09.620 he's a little not crazy in a bad way like how people paint him but like there are times i'm like i don't 0.99

00:14:15.140 know what the fuck you're talking about but he will be like doing levels and i understand the level 0.82

00:14:18.840 thing he like pulls you in and then it hits you with something but anyway on that episode you're 0.99

00:14:23.580 referring to he called out dave chappelle he goes dave chappelle stole owen benjamin's jokes he's

00:14:29.920 wearing his mask on alex jones yeah and so i'm now and i'm known as this like racist comedian but

00:14:36.120 blacks don't even find me racist unless they're like sterling sharp or something like some like 1.00

00:14:40.900 liberal fuck you know it's like i'm owed money but actual like normal black guys they they're like yeah 0.99

00:14:47.800 niggas stole my bike too you know they're like and so so the narrative around me is i'm this like 1.00

00:14:54.040 racist but now i'm on the front of like world star where all these black guys are like 0.99

00:14:58.420 fucking you hear about owen benjamin james and i don't know and dude he did someone took the jokes i 0.98

00:15:05.720 mean i i understand that there are like a concept they'll go out and i've written jokes and someone 0.98

00:15:11.540 else had done in the past i didn't realize it but that one was fucking specific it was like even the l 0.98

00:15:16.760 gbt versus lbgt and like even like the bisexuals will fuck anyone and that's gross like all of it 1.00

00:15:23.620 was like bang bang bang yeah and so um and so i get this text and it's yay it was group texted me 0.99

00:15:30.600 with chappelle and he's like hey dave meet owen and i'm like hey what's up man and and uh yay's like

00:15:38.640 in the music industry that's called sampling you owe this nigga money 1.00

00:15:42.140 and dave's like yo what what's going on and dave was being like nice and i'm like yo dave i used to

00:15:49.340 be pissed off but now it's cool it's all good i go i'll let you keep the joke and not even say 0.86

00:15:54.700 anything about it as long as you publicly say how fucking short joe rogan is and he never responded 0.93

00:16:01.100 to that he was like i'm like i'm dead serious dude i got nothing against joe rogan it's all good 0.94

00:16:05.180 but he's like shockingly short and if you point that out like if you say that he's five foot three 0.98

00:16:11.420 publicly i will fucking bet i will say that you is he five three for real dude he's so fucking small 0.99

00:16:18.800 it's like he's he's like he's like a he's like a flamboyant garden gnome you know i was i was listening 0.98

00:16:25.660 the other day and you got brought up and i said my brain got broken by a brownie so it's like from 0.99

00:16:31.680 joey diaz did he did joey diaz spike you or something what happened yeah he gave me a star

00:16:35.840 of death and i did get super high for like two days and thought my flesh was melting

00:16:39.180 like i did during the podcast so joey diaz is like because i don't like smoke weed or anything i've

00:16:45.780 like done i i had like a couple refills of adderall when i was on the road i've done blow like five

00:16:51.080 times i used to do mushrooms in middle school but like i'm not like good at drugs

00:16:56.160 so like i don't have like a tolerance to weed i've never i don't know what an edible does to you 0.97

00:17:02.440 but i'm like you know when in rome and joey diaz is like yo dog check check out this fucking thing 0.99

00:17:07.860 and so i i eat it and it's a 250 milligram star of death and so i'm not i'm not like and we're like 0.85

00:17:14.780 smoking weed and all this stuff and i'm not capable of this you know and so we're doing a podcast and as

00:17:20.940 he's talking it's like he morphs into like a demon you know he's like well i just i'm just like

00:17:28.480 so i just get up and leave during the podcast like i'm like yo joey uh i don't even remember

00:17:35.080 this part i'm like yo i just gotta get some air and he's like

00:17:37.620 and so i get up and i go outside to get air and i look back at the door and i'm like that's hell

00:17:47.540 and so i never went back in dude that's true and i fucking went home and so here's the thing i will 0.97

00:17:55.520 give people credit who say that joey diaz changed my life a little at that point i was living in 0.63

00:18:01.280 marina del rey and like a 1.3 million dollar condo on the beach i was already planning on leaving to go

00:18:07.960 to upstate new york with my brother because we just had a baby but i told my wife i'm like i'm grabbing 0.99

00:18:12.840 my arm and i'm like this isn't me like this is not me you know and i'm like having this fucking 0.99

00:18:20.000 experience and i'm like this place is filled with demons dude you're talking my language i believe 0.93

00:18:26.820 this yeah and we did leave and so that was before i did rogan this is why rogan's such a flamboyant

00:18:33.060 garden gnome because i do his podcast we have great chemistry on the second one third one was a 0.95

00:18:38.800 disaster oh yeah that one was fucking they're just like they're like they were screaming about how 0.98

00:18:44.840 much they love abortion and i was just like at the one hour mark i thought you were gonna leave 0.99

00:18:49.380 i almost did leave i almost did fucking leave i was just watching it like these guys are and 0.96

00:18:54.560 and joe was like spiraling and his comment section was like really negative against him not me because

00:19:00.340 i actually relate pretty well with his audience they're like why wouldn't you let owen talk why

00:19:04.680 i wouldn't and he texts me all like you know sorry about that i didn't know kurt was gonna do that

00:19:08.780 and then and then he started turning and started these narratives about me because that's how some

00:19:13.240 of these fucking alpha type guys are they're like threat threat threat you know and i wasn't even gonna 0.96

00:19:19.160 start shit with rogan i don't really care i'm a pretty easygoing guy and and people just kept 0.99

00:19:24.420 saying that he was like talking all this shit and then he started this narrative that a pot brownie broke 0.99

00:19:28.600 me and that i'm secretly this and then i'll do people's podcasts and he will legitimately call them 0.99

00:19:34.000 and tell them to take down the podcast like he's fucking obsessed and i'm like bro how did a pot 0.98

00:19:40.240 brownie break me if i did your podcast after the fucking pot brownie like that's retarded i ate the 1.00

00:19:46.380 pot brownie when i still lived in los angeles i flew to do rogan from saranac lake what you did it was a 0.98

00:19:52.800 pot brownie but what you did was like a heroic dose of mushrooms that's what that was it changed your

00:19:57.440 outlook it did kind of like i won't agree that it that it broke me because it didn't at all

00:20:03.760 maybe you were broken before that i mean i see i don't want to indulge this to people because like 0.71

00:20:09.240 someone might be broken and take a heroic dose and get more fucked like i don't want to like 0.98

00:20:13.260 promote shit yeah but i will say this it opened my eyes to certain things and there is good that came 0.99

00:20:19.900 from it because i did see like joey diaz i'm not saying the guy's a demon like much more joey diaz 0.98

00:20:26.920 but there was like an energy that i was like so repulsed by where he's like dog so i was in the

00:20:33.700 comedy store i'm doing cocaine off and i'm just like oh this isn't me dude like this isn't like

00:20:40.120 what i'm supposed to be doing with my life and so i would prefer it if rogan changed the narrative a

00:20:46.180 little and was like yeah owen did a like joey diaz actually said something kind of true and funny he's

00:20:51.320 like owen benjamin did a pop round he moved to vermont he didn't know what state obviously

00:20:55.080 but like at least that's kind of true joe rogan's like owen benjamin it broke him broke him really

00:21:03.140 joe i have like my own social media four kids a farm i'm super happy i'm healthy like what do you 0.99

00:21:08.860 mean broke me why because i don't want to fucking you and ari shafir reminiscing about the sex shit you 1.00

00:21:14.980 did in thailand like that i'm the fucking one that's kind of sad though because if a friend 0.99

00:21:19.800 talks about another friend like that it means that they like he misses you or something that's weird 0.98

00:21:24.600 that's why there's a thing there's a thing where i i would bear that's gay with joe rogan i mean 0.51

00:21:28.640 don't get me wrong i think he is a big gay you know it's more like hedonism gay not like not like 1.00

00:21:36.400 ballet gay like i don't think joe was like a secret it's alpha gay it's alpha gay i'm gonna fuck a dude 1.00

00:21:42.420 because i'm the better dude yeah exactly yeah is that women is that even gay then it's it is gay 1.00

00:21:49.940 that's i'm holding that fucking a dude in the ass i don't know the dude is gay getting head from a 1.00

00:21:54.180 dude is gay no to establish dominance though yeah but it's still yeah but it's still 1.00

00:21:58.480 yeah where do you put it is a different type of gay like joe isn't the type that's like 1.00

00:22:04.880 oh like i'm a ballet guy secretly i think he did so much fucking and so much excess 0.99

00:22:11.160 that it's almost like how rappers go gay like dude tons of rappers are fucking gay yeah because 0.99

00:22:16.480 they're like well what else is there yeah and then they just keep descending until they're like 1.00

00:22:21.060 like in hell or something you know it's just like like a guy's ass is the last place you want to be 0.98

00:22:26.760 well i mean also whenever you're doing that much bjj at some point it's gonna slip in there and then 1.00

00:22:31.860 you're just kind of like well then i guess speaking speaking of gay men let's talk a little bit

00:22:36.600 about crowd so this is what happened to me and clint we had our big break like we were like oh 0.94

00:22:41.000 shit like we got on tim cast we got in front of like a half a million people they flew us out to 0.94

00:22:45.320 virginia it was like a whole big thing because i don't really do this shit i just draw that that's 0.98

00:22:48.580 awesome yeah so we do that and it's the day that steven crowder is complaining about the daily wire 0.64

00:22:54.700 contract and instead of tim pool does like 30 minutes on this topic 30 minutes that topic and then

00:22:59.320 like people talk he spoke about steven crowder and the contract for two hours now now mind you

00:23:05.220 mind you and i hated him before i didn't really like crowded before but now oh my mind you this is

00:23:09.920 the same top lobster who tweeted out that anti-semitic joke which elon musk responded to today and top

00:23:15.060 lobster is now forced to talk to a half a million people about jewish people arguing about a contract

00:23:19.800 for two hours it was and you know how many followers you know how many followers crowder has

00:23:24.660 six million he tim kept saying six million so my boys the way they scheduled us was me and clint

00:23:34.240 were going on for tower gang and then our other guys that aren't here reed and jose were going on

00:23:38.260 i gotta save face now because i can't just be like the jews i can't say

00:23:43.360 and i'm biting my mouth you could have laughed a little it was miserable it was miserable and they

00:23:49.320 were like how come you didn't do this i was like i'm protecting the guys coming next week

00:23:52.900 yo they want to really do this i'm just sitting there staring i'm just sitting there staring at

00:23:57.540 i regret it i'm like dude please don't don't comment on the six million reading jose on next week

00:24:03.400 it was like at least five times tim's go it's like and that's six million yeah

00:24:09.040 he was like begging me i'm watching the like i'm not even watching screaming that's way too high

00:24:17.360 yeah be like some of those numbers are probably i wonder if you could have done it without

00:24:23.360 triggering it where you're like i wonder if they've they've inflated that according to red cross

00:24:28.220 steven crowd only had 150 000 until 1991 the way i read it is like either if i say like six million

00:24:36.460 that's kind of high either they're like oh no i think it is or they'll immediately catch on and be

00:24:41.420 hostile so i was like i feel like tim pool's timpool's co-host though i think he kind of gets

00:24:47.060 it yeah yeah because he's jewish the guy with the big nose a lot of jews get it because it isn't just

00:24:53.160 like you guys know the spell it isn't like they're all in on something there's a jew spell it's the

00:24:59.100 victim consciousness and you can spot it now a mile away where they're like that their identity should

00:25:04.140 shield them from their crimes because something happened 85 years ago with guys in boots it's like

00:25:08.920 maybe maybe it happened this is right no but i dude did you see my episode with dr shiva where

00:25:14.900 we talked about what the holocaust might have been oh no dr shiva is awesome i've been telling these

00:25:19.480 guys about him for a while dude he's from my estate man i've met him he's uh he's he's pretty wild

00:25:24.140 not relevant toad shut up oh no but but he and i had a good talk because like something did happen 0.99

00:25:30.980 but what was it and you know it obviously wasn't you know oh these poor innocent jews we have to kill 0.99

00:25:37.500 six million of them and turn them into soap because of our inner hate you know but there was 0.99

00:25:42.100 like a trick that was being done and i think some you know the central bankers were trying to take out

00:25:47.160 small banks and i think they used jew hate to do that i think the number was probably like a hundred

00:25:52.300 thousand well this is one of my favorite i think one of my favorite tweets i ever did was uh and i put

00:25:57.740 up a poll and i said would the jews be more or less annoying if the holocaust did happen and 0.72

00:26:02.880 that's got him because it's about the pharaoh like if it wasn't the holocaust it'd be the pharaoh

00:26:10.220 they're still like the pharaoh wouldn't let us work in egypt oh my god and they're not all like that

00:26:17.140 like a bunch of jews love my holocaust jokes because i i did this apology when youtube was kicking me off

00:26:22.320 because i knew it was about the holocaust i said you know i'm really sorry it was actually six 0.91

00:26:26.780 billion and then i i labeled myself a holocaust supplier but that shit doesn't i mean they just 0.87

00:26:35.440 get even more mad because they know i'm just i don't even care like i'm not like mad i'm just like 0.97

00:26:39.900 you guys it's such a trick it's like a girl who's using that she was molested as a as a kid to like

00:26:45.700 cheat on her boyfriend you know it's just like victim consciousness and a lot of groups do it

00:26:50.600 and uh and it's like this offer it's like this evil offer where they're like do you want it's

00:26:56.760 like the ring in lord of the rings where you put it on you're invisible the victim you know and then

00:27:01.720 you slowly become golem it's like my six million dude totally golem golem golem it was anti-semitism

00:27:09.540 let me finish the story for the i didn't even finish the twitter story with elon musk after all that 0.99

00:27:14.900 he deleted the tweet because of the shit that you're talking about right now incredible 0.97

00:27:19.040 is don't acknowledge it like don't ever back down dude it's presented it's bad for them like i love 0.98

00:27:27.580 the jews me too i really do i have love for people you know so it's like the worst thing you can do to

00:27:35.460 the jew or the trans or whatever is back up their delusion so if someone's like i'm a girl i'm gonna 1.00

00:27:41.220 cut my dick off i'm like you're not a fucking girl don't cut your dick off if a jew's like i'm a 1.00

00:27:46.000 permanent victim you want to turn me into soap i'm like that isn't true you know and if you let 1.00

00:27:51.760 these people go with that it's only going to lead to their own destruction because they get addicted 0.99

00:27:56.500 they become perverted they get i swear to god i think it affects their fucking face here listen 1.00

00:28:00.880 this is this is top's take on on on the jews real quick oh yeah yeah latino breast milk is spicy 1.00

00:28:06.620 do you think you just have a little i bet it tastes like yeah she's she's a jewish and italian 1.00

00:28:13.960 that's oh god what happened i don't know little she's she's jewish and italian uh when i say fuck 1.00

00:28:22.480 the jews it means i'm horny yeah that's what i said that's a top lobster quote yeah and for the for 0.99

00:28:28.120 the record i actually see this exactly the same way owen does not surprisingly that i don't hate 0.97

00:28:32.400 anybody for any sort of like ethnicity or religion or anything i just hate victims like i hate people 0.91

00:28:38.240 that go around being the idea the idea of racism is crazy especially when i get cold it because i'm

00:28:43.380 like i'm literally the opposite like i don't want to get like social justicy but i'm puerto rican 100

00:28:47.720 and i fucking can't stand puerto ricans so it means like i think my race is better than yours i'm like 0.99

00:28:53.580 nah man they suck too so it's like i don't even know i think whites cuck harder than anyone like i'm 1.00

00:28:58.180 disgusted by white cucking we literally we have a we have a whole like uh crusade against white 1.00

00:29:04.040 women we think white women might be the worst people on earth they are all this is all white 1.00

00:29:08.600 woman yeah it's it's it's all their fault man you you blame the jews we blame we're all idaho white 1.00

00:29:14.140 women are solid though it's like white women thrown to the cities thrown to the jews they become pretty 1.00

00:29:22.120 pretty broken and fucked up and they're yeah i totally agree with you yeah i'm like a race 0.99

00:29:26.220 connoisseur one reason why i'm so i'm such a racist is because i want them to exist i don't 0.99

00:29:31.460 want a melting pot where there's no more japs i want them to do their little origami forever you 1.00

00:29:37.440 know so like the people that are like oh we gotta flood japan with brazilians and mexicans i'm like 0.90

00:29:42.280 no no i want them to be japanese and then and you have to have some separation to do that yeah

00:29:49.100 owen is the uh is that meme of the guy like studying history so we could be a better racist

00:29:54.260 like a history connoisseur i gotta get into their culture i gotta learn everything about them that

00:30:01.280 way i could be because i think north like nordic whites our strength is our like impulse control 0.96

00:30:07.460 because of winter i think that all the ones that were got grabby and dancey and fucking just want to 0.93

00:30:12.940 live in the moment they all fucking died so so so we're always like you know you know count all the 0.97

00:30:19.920 that's why we get a little jewy you know not like how they are but count the shackles and all that 1.00

00:30:24.480 you know where we dry the fruit we calm down we're not in the moment we're kind of dead-eyed

00:30:30.100 you know we're glacier monkeys and then you got the equatorials where you know the puerto ricans 0.99

00:30:36.460 there's a fucking mango on every on every tree they're like they're just dancing and fucking and 0.98

00:30:40.740 i got mangoes right out here man i know which makes you guys like oh heart it's like warmth and 0.98

00:30:47.180 like you know like i have interactions with equatorial people that are very it's like awesome

00:30:53.660 like they're in the like my piano ability is like you know it's like it's like winter it's like winter

00:31:00.620 time like oh yeah that's true yeah it dude like like it's all math and architecture and all that

00:31:07.020 you're never gonna get that good at the piano if you don't have a reason to stay inside for a 0.98

00:31:10.560 long time yeah puerto ricans will just do this oh shit stop it man you're gonna make me dance 1.00

00:31:17.620 yeah steal your shit yeah oh it's been taken over now by the uh the jew witchery this is so 1.00

00:31:35.460 the more i play habanagila the more i want to shackle the goyim with their own desires 1.00

00:31:41.440 i prefer the a minor stuff from from the holocaust that really had some soul to it you know what i 0.97

00:31:48.660 mean yeah yeah you let them out of the gulags and they start doing this shit with the habanagila 0.99

00:31:53.000 no good yeah yeah we got too happy and dancey we got to get him back in the camp well i did not say 0.99

00:31:58.460 that they were worse camps they weren't death camps oh we have a here's con music hang on i got

00:32:04.920 this is elon musk he's like no way he's really that jacked

00:32:13.980 i wonder how his i wonder how his taint tastes 0.99

00:32:19.940 yeah elon musk looks like a fucking beluga whale so he's 0.99

00:32:24.360 he's impressed by it imagine imagine what if that was like a gay admission from elon musk where he was 0.99

00:32:30.420 like mel gibson's that that jacked he's like i must get his phone number it is true though 0.99

00:32:36.900 anti-semitism can get you a pretty fucking jack because they take away all your sugar and pornos 1.00

00:32:41.780 i was actually like if you're like fuck the jews they're like you don't get any sugar or 1.00

00:32:46.140 pornography and then you just start doing push-ups 0.99

00:32:48.340 sounds way better i was actually thinking about that because because he uh he's actually working 0.84

00:32:55.960 on a four-part documentary that's being released soon that's all about the child sex

00:33:00.180 trafficking yeah and i was like i was like yeah you better prepare for war mel like that's why 0.85

00:33:04.340 he's in the gym he knows he's fucking on the warfare yeah yeah the entire soundtrack of that 0.92

00:33:08.180 movie is in a minor now honestly though prepare for fighting uh jewish people you don't have to 1.00

00:33:13.540 get that jacked i like that mel gibson doesn't give a though he has that the average person and

00:33:18.820 you can up some jews mel get mel gibson got that like i don't give a energy like like he's in

00:33:24.420 hollywood just doing this where all the people are at that he's right now and he's just got that 0.99

00:33:28.740 crazy beard he's i don't give a fuck i'm like walking through they're like should we kill him 0.99

00:33:32.500 do we kill him okay he seems like he wants it i don't know yeah i think they're dude there's rules 1.00

00:33:37.060 to the realm they don't get to just kill you you gotta like take the ticket first uh yeah but 0.99

00:33:44.260 no that's a vampire that you got it vampire dude that's why you have to invite him in because

00:33:49.300 i applied all that with the coveted with the mask you ever seen dave smith's teeth 0.99

00:33:52.740 no vampire i don't know now i gotta look fuck man he walked by a mirror and i just saw one of his 0.98

00:34:00.660 handlers i didn't even see him dude i invited smith over here but i have a feel of garlic and he was 0.99

00:34:09.780 like no that's why he hates me because i'm italian i've never seen dave during the daytime that is

00:34:18.260 something we're we're actually we're all good friends with dave we were going to invite him on

00:34:22.180 but toad didn't get me the link in time so uh i'm just going to clip this oh that was going to

00:34:26.260 happen oh yeah he's the best i got a theory about dave and jews it's like i think if they have 0.64

00:34:33.940 symmetrical faces i think it goes like dave has a symmetrical face like he doesn't look like a goblin

00:34:39.620 you know is it ai that's the same idea with blacks yeah like if if they've got white features 0.91

00:34:44.900 they're not going to steal your stuff most likely exactly exactly and so i think land in that bike 0.99

00:34:52.500 yeah white white features you mean they're civilized yes like that guy is gonna rape a 1.00

00:34:58.020 trans entire look at that he's got he's got black features yeah hey did you watch his special did you 0.99

00:35:04.100 watch his jew special no no okay i thought it was pretty good it's got six it's got six million views

00:35:10.820 now no it's not up to six million i mean i don't mind like uh gratuitous humor it's just a victim

00:35:17.780 and i just it's just like that makes me want to puke it only got 5.9 million views and then he got 0.51

00:35:23.460 canceled crazy which is so hilarious wait guys can we can we do mailbag because i feel i i was just 0.98

00:35:28.820 gonna say we gotta we gotta honor our pathetic stupid audience and read one of their questions so 0.98

00:35:34.420 dicky if you wouldn't mind i like your fans oh they're amazing oh they're funnier than us 1.00

00:35:41.620 don't talk to them don't talk to them they're horrible yeah we hate them they're pieces of 0.99

00:35:44.980 shit but they're awesome um all right dicky if you're if you're still there if you could pull it 1.00

00:35:49.060 up all right joshua smith 69 420th child asks is crowder a top or a power bottom that's a good 0.98

00:35:56.020 question i don't know he's like i was never i was never around when he was doing that it's just

00:36:01.060 all he wants to do is get you in a dress get a cigar in your mouth you know always watch out for

00:36:06.820 guys they're always trying to get a cigar in the mouth they're like you got to click like clip it 0.98

00:36:11.060 and lick it and suck it and you're like what the man is he like a dude yeah he has an oral fixation 0.96

00:36:18.260 is he is he like a touchy dude like like when you're with him he's always like patting you on the 1.00

00:36:21.620 arms and shit yeah and there's and he's always like talking about working out and like you know 0.91

00:36:26.500 it's weird i don't like that so he's like i think i'm gay i love cigars you're just figuring that out 0.99

00:36:33.940 now no you can love cigars but it's like when you're constantly getting in another guy's mouth

00:36:39.460 and you're like and then you're really into the ritual of you're like like i could smoke a cigar

00:36:43.700 he's like here i have a cigar i know where he's like now you gotta lick it and clip it you don't 0.96

00:36:48.980 want to get circumcised that cigar yeah exactly yeah yeah on it you want me to circumcise it for 0.99

00:36:54.740 you i mean i mean cut it i mean exactly it's like i got a jew who'll bite it and suck it the blood 1.00

00:37:01.220 dude i had a jew in my house recently great woman awesome human being married to my buddy 1.00

00:37:05.940 and we were like and she was a used to be a lawyer now she homesteads awesome 1.00

00:37:10.020 top but i i won't let it go though so i'm just like the biting of the dick so i started talking about 0.99

00:37:16.340 the what they do you know when they bite the dick and she didn't believe they did that no they do it 1.00

00:37:20.820 yeah they do it in her heart bite or they just suck it afterwards they bite it and they like well they 1.00

00:37:25.620 have a machine a thing now that'll clip it and then they fucking suck the blood out yep yeah and so i 0.97

00:37:31.780 like i won't let stuff go like and i'm just like so yes or no that's that's good or bad like you can't 0.81

00:37:38.180 have you heard in brooklyn like what happened they were doing that and they gave herpes they gave him yeah

00:37:43.140 herpes yeah crazy yeah but i mean they're they're still the victim though 1.00

00:37:49.940 that little kid asked me to suck his dick yeah yeah they're like if i didn't suck his dick 1.00

00:37:54.260 they would put me back in the camp and make me work for my food 1.00

00:37:59.860 jesus christ these fucking people they gave me a devil and told me i had to dig a hole 0.99

00:38:06.100 and you're like yeah i was feeling a drainage ditch what are you trying to hit me you're trying 1.00

00:38:11.060 to hit me dude dave smith doesn't have any victim consciousness he's one of the reasons i uh you

00:38:18.020 know like it's not jew it's just they really have been offered this ticket to ride because you can see

00:38:24.100 it a little bit i was making fun of armenians today pretty hard because like i was talking about 0.97

00:38:28.260 the turks and shit and this armenian was like oh yeah well they genocided us 100 years ago and i can't 1.00

00:38:33.700 stand that shit just like when blacks do it with reparations or indians and stuff it's all the same 1.00

00:38:38.340 shit it's like you think you're a victim and so i was like you guys are so hairy i want to skin you 1.00

00:38:42.980 and hang you on my fucking wall like i was going at you because they got some fucking body here i love 1.00

00:38:48.340 a lot of armenians but that whole victim shit is for the birds yeah are you are you on uh speaking 1.00

00:38:53.860 terms again with with sam speaking of armenians sam dribley yeah uh not right now but i'm fine with 0.99

00:38:59.460 sam i mean i'm from the same area as sam i've known sam 16 fucking years sam that last tinfoil 0.99

00:39:05.220 hat i did he was you guys saw that right i saw it when he was like don't know freaking out that i 0.96

00:39:10.740 make fun of jewish people do you guys see that like he was holding the bag so he was like cucking so hard

00:39:17.380 but i get it and he's funny like yo dude bro you know like i like him he's from courtland new york i 0.98

00:39:24.580 always but like when he's trying to do that moral high ground shit i'm like bro i've i've watched you 0.99

00:39:29.860 host beecher's madhouse and throw fucking midgets at miley cyrus like like you're scum and that's 1.00

00:39:37.380 fine i have no problem with that but don't say i can't make fun of jewish noses you know because i 0.99

00:39:44.020 had this fucking uh leprechaun hat and i put that up i'm like you think that's cool to do to to 0.99

00:39:49.540 fucking irish people that they're a bunch of drunks who piss in their own mouths and they're looking for 1.00

00:39:53.700 gold and i was getting tricked i'm like you have no problem with that you know because i was i was 1.00

00:40:00.180 ripping on armenians to his face i'm and i i don't know if i said this to him but i'm like i'm mocking

00:40:05.300 the tribe of your mother which is like fine but you won't let me mock the jew you know and he's just 0.90

00:40:12.260 like come on dude dude i mean i'm just like man it's gonna turn saudi arabia is gonna buy comedy 0.96

00:40:21.780 central and then we'll see what the dude they make fun of jews all the dude in islam you are 0.97

00:40:28.100 seen as like pathetic if you like pretend to be a victim or use emotional manipulation and all this 0.95

00:40:33.620 stuff and like they're getting all what the is what the is andrew tate doing then yeah every time 0.98

00:40:38.900 i look at his twitter he's like crying to mariah carey you know you know what sucks about the 0.63

00:40:44.900 armenians is the only thing that anybody knows about them at all is that they were uh victims of a 0.88

00:40:49.860 genocide at least right at least the jews took that and took control over that's not true i i know

00:40:54.500 lots of things about the armenians they have very special deals on vehicles they have they have body

00:40:59.220 hair and their chest hair their names all end in ian gold chains pretty dear i love those guys

00:41:08.900 we actually have masculinity we had sam chipley on last month he's awesome but yeah i would absolutely i

00:41:14.340 would bury the hatchet with sam in a in a i think that that our feud is completely fabricated and

00:41:19.940 retarded like i don't even think it should be happening i'm like bro we're both central new 0.91

00:41:24.340 york comedians who like conspiracy theories and laugh a lot yeah like how are we not friends like

00:41:30.980 exactly it's almost honestly it's us we're suffering the fans are suffering owen exactly i can get it

00:41:37.700 get over with it come on but i i won't talk so like if he needs me to say i can't make fun of jews

00:41:44.420 that's then sorry the fans are gonna have to keep suffering but like and i'm not even that into jews 0.85

00:41:49.940 i make fun of catholics and canadians and the danes and the dude i make fun of crippled cripples for a 0.99

00:41:56.100 whole week dude i mean they think they can get the best parking spot when a mom of five and they're like 0.96

00:42:02.980 i find a war for the jews dude we did it we just did a podcast in a parking lot and we

00:42:08.020 made fun of the only crippled dude there it was dude that's the move and you free them for that 1.00

00:42:12.580 they'll be a fan for life that guy was getting pussy man he was like yo his girlfriend was mad 1.00

00:42:16.580 hot so the reason he got that pussy was because of uh top officer ranch we had we had a live event 1.00

00:42:22.420 and he came out so i mean we're just we're fixing we're we're the matchmakers man you guys 0.99

00:42:26.900 can clip this sam tripoli we're cool so as long as you're cool with making me making fun of

00:42:33.380 everybody i know i know where you get your money and i don't i don't know that it hurts you're scared

00:42:40.020 you're gonna lose a vape sponsorship because it's run by a steen or a green bird sam saudi arabia is 0.99

00:42:47.940 taking this shit over the muslims love me he's right he's right look at gay month gay month is over in two 1.00

00:42:55.700 days yeah it's over this game didn't even work like it normally does it was like there were 1.00

00:43:01.060 corporations that went for like three days and everyone's like faggot that whole jewy gay thing 1.00

00:43:09.780 is because it will lead to poverty it's like and then how tolerant are people going to be when 1.00

00:43:14.980 everyone's poor and gay i walked into target the other day like just big dick energy because i knew 1.00

00:43:22.500 they didn't have their gay shit up and i was like i walked in like this and i saw like the first 1.00

00:43:26.260 work when i said looks different in here he said what do you mean i said where's the gay stuff 0.99

00:43:35.700 like if i see somebody that i like if i was in target i don't go to target because i'm not gay but

00:43:40.260 if i was i'd be like yo i bought some pants here last week and they gave me aids

00:43:47.380 you know just to see what the they said i'd be like those pants gave me aids 1.00

00:43:53.220 you guys take this gay shit real serious in here man yeah dude you really do not want to try on 1.00

00:43:57.780 things in a target uh dressing room that's for sure oh my god dude all right hey if you wouldn't mind 1.00

00:44:03.380 pull it up uh speaking of people that are deeply in the closet andrew tate's tweet oh yeah that was

00:44:09.140 up there well this ties in like the worst for the pride month though it literally was coming off the 1.00

00:44:14.340 worst thing that could ever happen with uh the target and bud light both just getting raked over

00:44:19.540 the coals and they're like oh by the way it's now pride month at all no dude it was like god it was the 0.88

00:44:26.180 most beautiful thing i've ever seen andrew tate says i have a bunch of medical beliefs that i have zero

00:44:31.220 proof for me too let's start let's start by saying based as and he continues i refuse to read

00:44:37.300 research because it's matrix guard matrix not reading also amen i'm with you don't ever read

00:44:44.100 ever now he continues nicotine and caffeine nicotine and caffeine are miracle drugs super

00:44:51.300 base and then he finishes it with the reason my test level is enormous despite never taking any steroids

00:44:57.300 ever liar liar that's okay though yo but he finishes it with is because of 25 cups of coffee

00:45:04.740 and 20 cigars a day holy i remember hearing about michael jordan michael jordan would talk about how he 0.98

00:45:11.700 like would smoke six cigars a day and i was like god damn that's a lot of cigars is andrew the tate 0.74

00:45:16.740 is andrew tate the type of dude that's going to be trying to put the cigar in your mouth owen is he 0.84

00:45:20.420 what do you think he's well i created i i went hard at tate for a while and i created something called 0.88

00:45:25.380 the tate scale where it's like one one is one andrew tate is the gayest you can possibly be like 1.00

00:45:31.780 you wake up in like a pool of cum you're the miata like gilda you know jamming the wham sucking dicks 1.00

00:45:40.740 you know pull them so i said 0.5 tates wait that was us in pre-show what yeah and so i said point one 1.00

00:45:48.500 tates is like you only have sex for procreation you've never cried you know it's like you're the 0.83

00:45:53.620 the straightest guy in the world one tate you wake up and calm you know so i i went and i said

00:45:58.980 0.5 is is contact with a man 0.4 tates is like you know you're scared of covid you're like you know

00:46:05.700 and so uh and so i've i've wanted that guy pretty hard because i thought his message to guys was

00:46:10.820 pretty gay and he was like pumping hyper materialism in his leopard his leopard shoes 1.00

00:46:16.100 it was it was gay and also non-specific like i was like i've read some of the like yeah yeah 0.92

00:46:22.020 now what he's like i don't know just be rich or something like oh my god he's like what do i do

00:46:27.860 but he has gotten a little better like he's now a little more moral and trying to be better with

00:46:32.180 because it's all about giving guys either like levity through comedy like you guys do and show

00:46:36.740 like community and tribe and how to like give people relief or just like really good advice and when

00:46:42.500 you're saying like what andrew was saying like you're defined by your bugatti and your 0.94

00:46:46.660 fucking roller boys it's like horrible advice and so he has improved which is good but i think he got 0.99

00:46:54.340 hair plugs i don't even know if he went to jail you know i mean but i'm i honestly i'm not hating i 0.99

00:47:00.980 hope that he gives men good advice and i hope because materialism is gay like if you're just like 1.00

00:47:07.460 have like 50 cars and you're like always shirtless and and it's like it's just there's a gay energy 0.98

00:47:13.380 to it you're talking about cole cole clint yeah that's good how dare you these guys these guys trash

00:47:20.660 me for driving a minivan but it's so functional i have one i have one nice car cole never wears a 0.99

00:47:26.820 shirt anymore it's it's amazing he even has one on tonight but this this group is going to owen

00:47:32.340 i'm fine we got a thousand subscribers cool like we gotta rip this cool like i'm not hating it's

00:47:38.740 like you're in great shape you like to talk about working out but there's like an there's like a

00:47:43.300 different it's like when you're doing like filters on instagram and it's like you're wearing like 0.98

00:47:47.940 silk pants but no shirt and like you're like looking at your dick and you're like you know like 0.97

00:47:53.380 that's i don't know man it sounds like i'm being a hater but i'm just not i think it's like because 0.98

00:47:58.180 you described everyone you're acting like a woman you described each of us individually here

00:48:04.020 no dude dude dude i'm concerning i'm zero andrew tates i'm at zero on the no he's not okay now

00:48:10.260 it's actually i'm 0.28 guys this is actually a good time to uh to bring in a new a segment that's

00:48:17.620 a old favorite with uh with toad owen you you've known toad for all of 48 minutes and i'm sure at

00:48:24.180 this point you're wanting to see him deceased this is a this is a bit called kill toad and uh

00:48:30.420 in this segment we ask our guests to describe in vivid detail how they would take his life i know 0.99

00:48:36.340 how i'd do it i know you do i know you already know how gay is you want to know how i'd kill you 1.00

00:48:41.780 yeah yes i'd start when you were a kid and start indoctrinating you with sodomy 1.00

00:48:47.780 and then i would convince you to hate your own skin and that you're responsible for the world then i 0.98

00:48:52.020 would introduce you to porn fentanyl and sit back and watch wait how old are you owen wait 43 0.98

00:48:59.060 and how old are you toad 30 20 okay now that because that's what's happening to him now but

00:49:04.500 the timelines don't know i was gonna i was gonna say i got to him first with that i was gonna say

00:49:08.500 i started five years old i was gonna say you just described my life exactly so i would just keep 0.94

00:49:15.540 whispering as he slept you're evil because your skin the butthole is where you should put it dude 1.00

00:49:20.500 the world is getting warmer as you drive a car dude he tells us he tells us that that his walls 0.99

00:49:28.340 like uh vibrate when he sleeps or something there's a radio static coming from the other room

00:49:32.580 it's like oh my god radio static music voices

00:49:39.220 is that is that the noise tone no no no no no it's like uh no that's the noise

00:49:44.020 oh no no no no i've already trained him where i have a black doll and i go

00:49:50.500 when he knows to feel hatred listen holy that's uh you put me in a slave chain 0.61

00:49:57.300 here's some fentanyl so tell us about your ailments go ahead

00:50:02.660 oh my god oh my god oh and we've told so many guests this but he also was uh privy to me

00:50:11.360 having with my wife and another woman uh and he was in the other bed watching us the entire time 0.82

00:50:17.020 i told you these are not jerking off as well these aren't good people owen i'm the only good 0.97

00:50:21.540 person in this group jesus christ this is like the the cast of seinfeld this is why i want islam 1.00

00:50:26.920 to continue it's i want a guy with a fucking this is how i want you dead toad i want a muslim with 1.00

00:50:34.560 a fucking crooked sword on a horse just being like you have done haram 1.00

00:50:38.860 is he sodomizing me you're giving me the gaddafi no he's not going to play oh my god he's gonna 1.00

00:50:46.740 cut your head off with an awkward oh man i thought i would at least have some fun 1.00

00:50:50.680 you don't you don't like fun you and your fun it's gonna get you killed owen owen toad is a 37 1.00

00:50:58.260 and a half year old virgin um can you give him any advice on how to oh i'm i'm beyond 38 oh we 0.98

00:51:03.680 can we know the advice we've given to him multiple times i know what owen's gonna say i know but i

00:51:08.240 think owen may have better advice that's true i know you you're against way more you'd be against

00:51:12.820 hookers right like stuff like this that would be amoral in your yeah okay but but what about so 1.00

00:51:18.020 dude i'm gonna go to saudi arabia and just buy a wife are you opposed to purchasing women 0.99

00:51:23.820 i am opposed to purchasing damn it because that's really our own that's our last line of defense 0.91

00:51:28.620 no i think i think you set him up with someone in his in his realm and just like be genuine and 0.99

00:51:35.020 then he lives in boston he lives in boston yeah he's fucked you know when he hoes out in boston 0.99

00:51:40.460 and not in a good way i'm rooting for you though toad i'm really not gonna kill you 0.99

00:51:48.220 oh thank you i swear to god that's that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me

00:51:53.520 how about if we set him up with a with a woman named frog and we start a children's book called

00:52:02.160 frog and toad and make love you guys ever read those frog and toad books yes yeah yeah they're my

00:52:08.500 favorite i love the memes about them too because they've become like a meme and like doing like

00:52:12.700 just them talking to each other it's hilarious and people have done ones with toad in it oh really so

00:52:18.320 oh fuck i thought that was an original joke no no you stole that the way dave chappelle stole that 0.94

00:52:23.440 joke from you i don't appreciate that that's true he's just getting them back at this point it's 0.99

00:52:27.540 reparations of uh pride month we did want to debut our inaugural uh faggot of the week for pride month 0.98

00:52:35.900 which uh we always here at tower gang want to observe and lift up the lgbtq plus community that 1.00

00:52:44.780 shows some bravery and uh this week it's going to be ellen page yeah the bravery to boldface 0.99

00:52:51.020 fucking lie first being a man and also that's right wait are we allowed to show tits i don't think we're 1.00

00:52:57.960 allowed to show it no it's not really oh those ain't tits anymore man those are oh those are 1.00

00:53:02.860 that's ellen page yeah yeah sorry elliott page sorry he's he is ripped please do not die that's 0.99

00:53:13.660 crazy dude but yeah the best thing about this is why we want to point her out as faggot of the week 1.00

00:53:20.560 for pride month is that um he she the writing yeah said that reveals chilling transphobic attack 1.00

00:53:28.020 outside of la hotel i'm going to fucking gay bash you faggot yeah right yeah like now i know that 1.00

00:53:35.480 writers are on a strike right now but we can do better than this like yeah the nigerian writers 1.00

00:53:42.040 were much better than this yeah jussie smollett's was way more believable than this yeah what was 1.00

00:53:46.520 that elon musk's autistic ass was he like i'm going to gay bash you faggot like 1.00

00:53:52.160 that's not what anyone would say like as a homophobic man i promise you i would never say 1.00

00:54:00.180 something like that that's bad writing it sounds like you're like what the fuck dude i'm actually 0.99

00:54:05.320 gay bash she was attacked she was attacked by ai right this is how like ai talks dude i just hate 0.99

00:54:11.500 ellen page so much because i used to jerk off to her a lot and now it's like now it's like i'm 0.99

00:54:15.560 a homosexual time traveler or something yeah you're gay for real now yeah you're 0.6 on the 1.00

00:54:22.380 tate scale now he's climbing yeah you're a gay time traveler that's funny that's a funny day 1.00

00:54:30.280 but yeah i just thought that this was uh just deserving of us pointing out just how amazing

00:54:38.300 she has been and just living her life and you know lie they need to be victims that's why they 1.00

00:54:45.000 lie about this shit that's why all the swastikas on synagogues are always jews doing it they like 1.00

00:54:50.040 need to be hated or they don't have their identity is just really sad yeah and also completely 1.00

00:54:55.140 coincidence that a new movie she's doing is coming out completely coincidence no no no no no no it's a

00:55:00.720 memoir it's a memoir the same day her book dropped yeah the same fucking day bro yeah i mean it's such 0.95

00:55:07.160 a such an obvious grift but like you're you're claiming a hate crime like do you even care about 0.91

00:55:12.980 your community like i did leno the same episode as her once and i walked by her and she's like 0.90

00:55:20.560 joe rogan said it's like she's like that fucking tall yeah there's no way that that's a believable

00:55:26.200 man now no does life life affects you differently you think it affects you differently seeing the 0.97

00:55:31.560 people from this kind of angle because i see people this way yeah i've never been intimidated

00:55:36.500 by anybody like every time you need like a star like in hollywood i think that gave me a big

00:55:41.740 advantage because i i just never i just always like hey buddy like it's just never do you think

00:55:48.180 do you think that you hate the jews because you could see their hats yeah well i could see what

00:55:53.820 the hats were hiding which is bald spots like their entire religion is just based around covering

00:56:00.160 their bald spots oh jesus and no marigold because they really do they really do hate giants ever since 0.99

00:56:07.900 goliath dude they fucking hate giants like if you're huge they want to see your dick and they want to 1.00

00:56:14.400 throw a swing shot at you do they ask to see your junk often no but it it fucking urinals they just 1.00

00:56:21.600 like they're like oh jesus like they're obsessed with like unclipped giants that's why they took when 1.00

00:56:29.620 they killed goliath that's a true story yeah they took his head hook his foreskin after he was dead 0.69

00:56:36.760 yeah they circumcised them yeah so king grabber david was like oh jesus so they get goliath into a no

00:56:43.780 slingshot zone they're like enough is enough no slingshots here you know all this stuff it's like

00:56:52.300 parkland david hogg

00:56:53.800 goliath is this trusting giant like me and i'm like okay let's have a fair fight dave he's like 1.00

00:57:01.180 oh gang yeah now i got a slingshot bang and the big glass like oh you fucking jew faggot 1.00

00:57:06.780 he said no slingshots according to the bible this is true story yeah he fucking took the tip of his 1.00

00:57:15.020 dick and he put it in a bag and he had 204 skins that he was presenting to king solomon how big do 1.00

00:57:20.440 you think the bag was huge and that's why it's like they're obsessed with giants with unclipped dicks 0.97

00:57:29.560 i'm not kidding they really are they're like oh god jesus dude you're just like what are you doing 0.97

00:57:36.400 and they're like slingshot is actually a foreskin it is they're just like

00:57:40.180 because their first trauma programming is the tip and then they they have to be like 0.98

00:57:47.520 they have to do all this shit when they're 12 and their voice is changing and everybody looks at them 0.99

00:57:53.160 and they like shit their pants and then they give them a bunch of money and so then they're like 0.99

00:57:56.760 always a little off like they're the programming to become a jew is really intense they're like 1.00

00:58:01.800 everyone hates you they made soap out of you but you're the special boys it's hitting programming 0.99

00:58:06.460 you know it's how you fucking mind control somebody you're like you you love bomb them you're the god's 1.00

00:58:12.120 chosen you're special you're golden all this but everyone hates you they want to kill you we're 1.00

00:58:15.900 gonna cut your dick and they're like i'm part of the federal reserve and so yeah it's all true and so 0.99

00:58:22.660 when they see a giant a happy-go-lucky because i wasn't really programmed traumatized as a kid i mean 0.99

00:58:28.120 i i had events but it wasn't like that and so i'm typically pretty happy like i know people have 0.99

00:58:35.540 painted me as this like madman but i'm like oh hey it's a jew and they're like oh look at your dick 0.99

00:58:40.820 i want to cut it off i'm just like i wasn't traumatized either as a kid i wasn't giving down 0.99

00:58:48.080 like i'm a victim that's why i'm always so happy it's not my lack of no you're happy because you're

00:58:52.540 retarded you have you have a traumatic brain injury it's from it's from plasma loss i gave plasma in 0.99

00:58:59.060 college and i also had multiple concussions and so they're just like i think that's and i'm always 0.99

00:59:03.480 just like happy-go-lucky my kids are all happy too if you don't fuck up a kid the human condition 0.51

00:59:09.460 is pretty happy like my sons i could literally be like let's go collect eggs from the chickens they're 0.99

00:59:15.160 like oh boy oh boy like they're fucking so happy because i like don't you know i discipline them 0.97

00:59:21.040 and we run a tight ship but i'm not just like i'm not doing that demonic whisper now is your wife the 0.98

00:59:26.680 same way because my wife is it my wife would like she gets upset about how just easy smooth sailing i 1.00

00:59:32.920 am she she's like man fuck you just like no because my artistic side has some like i she my wife sometimes 1.00

00:59:39.260 calls me the tormented man because if i'm like if i'm like really struggling with something 0.99

00:59:44.380 artistically or like i'm dealing with fucking trolls or something or like getting kicked off 0.91

00:59:48.480 airbnb like i'll just literally just be like you know so i do have a side that that can be a little 0.89

00:59:55.360 dark but overall it's like very minimal oh cole is like a labrador retriever it's it's i love that i

01:00:01.440 fucking love that i feel like there's there's a bell curve to intelligence and happiness and i am 0.51

01:00:06.920 unfortunately too far to the right but but cole is very fortunately very far to the left 0.98

01:00:12.180 that's why i want uh i want to have this i want them all to have down syndrome this show started

01:00:19.940 off as like this show is this show was like like libertarian leaning and like political when it first

01:00:26.240 started 100 episodes ago and we would have to explain to cole like some of the politics that

01:00:30.740 was going on through memes because like he couldn't read the articles so we're like all right well what if

01:00:34.800 i show you some pictures that is actually how i became libertarian actually it was because i used to

01:00:41.280 watch crowder show all the time so i loved owen i like i would watch it and then i became i would

01:00:47.000 get into like on instagram i would get into like uh the meme culture of that but that's how i learned

01:00:52.580 libertarian was literally through me people making memes and being like i don't know it could be just

01:00:57.080 anything the federal reserve but it's a meme about how bad they are the federal reserve banking people

01:01:01.500 like let's say someone said they did 10 clean impresses really it's like everything has to be working

01:01:08.860 out and i'm just like oh yeah that makes total sense which i did want to bring this up because uh

01:01:13.980 uh one of the funniest things i remember you doing you probably don't even remember this but uh

01:01:18.640 i remember it was before i knew who uh bert kreischer was and you posted a picture i think it was in la it

01:01:25.620 was a uh billboard of him and she said look at this like fake fatty it's like it's it's all soy is what

01:01:33.140 he said something about like his gut isn't real it's like it's made of soy and alcohol 0.99

01:01:39.780 yeah yeah he's not even a real fat guy it's not even like good fat yeah it's like pathetic feminine 1.00

01:01:45.540 fat i just remember that i thought me and him were boys and i'm cool with bird he's just easily 0.89

01:01:52.040 swayed he's like a labrador too but not as like he's like a little more we almost we almost had him

01:01:57.980 on yeah he was swayed away from doing our podcast like i'll show you the last time i did his podcast

01:02:03.380 uh i'll show you a clip it's exactly what bird is he was like you know the c word is like the n word

01:02:09.840 and it dehumanizes women and i don't want to dehumanize people and i just go i do and he goes

01:02:14.600 he just starts dying laughing he goes 0.99

01:02:16.160 and i'm like if someone's a cunt you call him a cunt and he's like yeah yeah yeah definitely you know 1.00

01:02:24.580 owen speaking of the air weather and then he talks about me on it we didn't talk shit he just 1.00

01:02:29.700 allowed like whitney cummings was like saying i went crazy and all this stuff he's like 0.99

01:02:34.520 and i'm like you fucking pathetic fat fuck dude we might be able to get him on then if he's that 0.99

01:02:41.320 uh gullible listen speaking of speaking of the n-word owen uh we have a thing on the show 1.00

01:02:46.120 where uh we've like we theorize a lot about different races and a couple weeks ago we came to like the

01:02:53.020 the conclusion of uh have you seen the black people washing their chicken have you seen these 0.94

01:02:57.180 things no i oh this is a weird that you see this then black people washing their chicken we get to 0.97

01:03:02.980 keep owen a cultural like this is a phenomenon oh my god we have banning his uh his library of racism

01:03:11.060 yes we we've extended this thesis from them washing their chicken to chicken and protein intake is

01:03:17.860 actually decreased from the dawn that they put on the chicken i don't know why uh but it makes their

01:03:21.860 next week and that's why george floyd passed away so if you could run the clip diggy i'd appreciate

01:03:26.720 it not just george floyd but any number of i want to be in a hip-hop cover band called george pink

01:03:32.100 floyd it's just like we do pink floyd songs but we always die i don't know i don't know what's this

01:03:40.260 no we have one we're no we're chicken washing it's okay no go ahead we're we'll expand upon our thesis

01:03:45.980 about uh yeah they they apparently do other things besides washing chicken as well my name is bria i'm

01:03:53.340 19 years old and i'm addicted to eating sand well see i i already have a problem with this because uh

01:04:02.220 we we already have the term sand nigger and that's for an hour like a seasoning or something yeah but 0.99

01:04:07.660 it turns out they're super cool so maybe we could just slide it over maybe she maybe she's converting

01:04:11.820 to islam i don't know wait so is this to eat sand all right stop oh i'm gonna mix it with gum 0.98

01:04:20.460 she's putting it in gum so it's like the more that we see like like we see a lot of these clips of black 1.00

01:04:25.900 people doing this shit and then it turns out it's not just one it's like a bunch of them doing this 0.99

01:04:29.980 kind of stuff yeah it would know it was the uh what was the baby powder wasn't it yeah yeah yeah 0.99

01:04:35.340 that's that's another thing yeah yeah so we found out that there was a there was a tweet a woman said

01:04:39.500 she was like i don't know what it is but ever since i was little i've been eating baby powder and so now

01:04:45.260 any time i yeah this year yeah and she was like any time i get stressed out or anything i just pop open

01:04:51.100 a bottle and start munching on some baby powder you think it would be one person but no there's

01:04:56.620 reply after reply from black people going yeah i've been doing this since childhood too what the 0.93

01:05:01.500 is happening in the black community is it because if they think they eat enough powder they'll become 1.00

01:05:05.820 white and corn starts and finally somebody uh like an actual doctor chimed in and it was like by the

01:05:11.820 way if you have an iron deficiency you will go out and seek out baby powder and cornstarch to just

01:05:17.820 munch on because like i thought it was ice we've got mad theories i got theories i don't i like because

01:05:25.740 i think what happens is because the most well-adjusted blacks i've ever known live where there's a lot of

01:05:31.180 sunshine and a lot of like mangoes on the trees now you know when you take a group of people and this

01:05:37.260 would happen to me if i lived in you know equatorial regions their minerals and vitamins are totally off

01:05:44.540 and that's why they're like a lot of i really think that's why the worst crack epidemics and all

01:05:50.060 that was like detroit chicago new york because these people get no vitamin d from the sun they're like

01:05:57.500 black you know like white people get sad in the winter imagine these people you're right you're

01:06:03.580 right dude because i lived in new york and i was like for the first 30 years of my life i'm like i'm

01:06:07.980 not me this isn't me wait so you're telling me right you feel better in florida yeah yeah it's like

01:06:13.020 it speaks to my soul man you're telling me 100 i'm like that with winter you're telling me that

01:06:17.420 vitamin d supplementation i love winter that it's great you're telling me that vitamin d supplement

01:06:22.700 supplementation could alleviate crime in the inner city it's worse than that though they need mangoes

01:06:29.660 okay they need a ton of sun they also need to they can't like be expected to pay bills and 0.66

01:06:36.940 shit there's like all kinds of things no it really does it depresses them like if you get 0.99

01:06:42.060 if you get blacks on like a plantation like dude i'm not fucking kidding 0.99

01:06:52.300 you got to put them in their element man 0.99

01:06:57.100 there was a black professor that did all this research he got fired for this

01:07:01.420 he was showing that annabelle himself slave blacks they literally lived longer had better 1.00

01:07:08.700 families and better nutrition i'm not kidding dude and they fucking fired his ass he was black 0.99

01:07:15.420 i'm i'm friends with uh dr jennifer daniels this uh legend out of syracuse md harvard black woman 0.99

01:07:23.020 literally cracked the code on black nutrition and they fucking basically kicked her out of america they're 1.00

01:07:27.740 like no crack actually all right so i got i gotta i gotta ask you this i want to play the game with 1.00

01:07:32.620 you they they're the black people are clearly doing wacky shit and they need to be studied 1.00

01:07:37.740 you're whacked out well by the way i think i wait shut up for a second one of the things 1.00

01:07:41.660 that we figured out is what what they've been doing is washing their chicken with dawn soap

01:07:45.820 and it's all of them imagine that on a plantation though yeah so this is a game where we're just

01:07:54.220 going to pick some of our favorite comedians here and you're going to tell me if they wash their

01:07:59.500 chicken because some black people do some black people don't so here we go first guy what are we 0.98

01:08:04.540 thinking yeah he steals his chicken 0.99

01:08:13.740 but totally pre-washed wait so wait is that is that why black people wash the chicken because 0.96

01:08:18.300 they're washing away the evidence that they stole it washing up they're not designed for these 0.99

01:08:23.340 environments and their brain is just like spiraling i really do i think that they're like like that

01:08:28.620 woman is like i belong in a desert oh that's i'm not kidding it's like like when i live in 0.99

01:08:35.820 california and sitting like really hot like if i lived in like french guiana i would just be covering 0.93

01:08:42.060 myself with ice cubes and shit and everyone is like what are you doing i'm just like i'm saving my money 0.85

01:08:47.900 the winner dude i think i might have figured out a little bit of something there the uh the mineral 0.99

01:08:53.740 eating by the blacks uh is because a lot of them have sickle cells so they have an iron deficiency 1.00

01:08:58.300 and they can't eat ice because if they eat too much of it they'll drown 0.54

01:09:02.140 that's a very good point that really is they don't have sickle cell in a lot of these african areas

01:09:07.820 oh wow well i was told this by like malcolm gladwell or something that if you're heterogeneous for 0.89

01:09:13.340 sickle cell you don't get malaria all bullshit sickle cell is i really believe it's because 0.95

01:09:18.860 they're living in environments that they're not supposed to live in like if they live in simple 0.98

01:09:23.420 communities and like crush outside and they're getting a lot of sun and they're moving and

01:09:27.580 grooving like healthy they can live to be like like a hundred like some of the longest americans

01:09:32.940 were slaves that lived in their like hundred and thirties so i'm not kidding dude it's like i think

01:09:38.940 for it let me let me make sure i understand what you're saying i know that sounds so

01:09:42.140 you're saying hold on hold on hold on you're you're saying 130s you're telling me that the

01:09:50.780 you're telling me that the invention of the cotton gin is actually what destroyed black people a hundred

01:09:55.660 percent there was this guy there was this interview during the moon land this guy was named charles 0.88

01:10:01.020 something he was a former slave dude this way this is what ai is going to do to all people white 0.87

01:10:05.660 people specifically oh white people talked if we don't live how whites live i mean we can't adapt very

01:10:11.100 well at all you see whites in cities like you put a white in some of these cities like jews love 0.99

01:10:16.060 cities they'll eat shit they're like they're like white people are just like like rural white people 1.00

01:10:22.540 are just like i cut to everything like they just they they're gone they're like everyone must be equal 1.00

01:10:28.540 they just they don't know how to operate but so this slave this former slave who was freed

01:10:33.420 was like a hundred years old he's being interviewed during the moon landing and he's like ain't no

01:10:39.980 nigga land on the moon and he saw right through it he like he was like that is not real and there's 1.00

01:10:45.020 all these interviews so i got obsessed with this guy he told the story of how they got him out of 0.65

01:10:50.060 africa dude it's so funny they said because they didn't use like nets and shit they tricked them like 1.00

01:10:57.420 they do now they trick people so they because it was grab wars you know they said there were trees 0.86

01:11:03.100 in america that grew pancakes he was giving all these interviews he's like yeah yeah because he was

01:11:11.340 like an african he's like 12 years old his mom's there he went to go play by the ships because they 0.97

01:11:16.780 saw these white people by the ships and uh and they said by the way what's that yeah god damn it 0.96

01:11:25.340 they didn't hunt them down they were like tricking them and and then people were like oh that's so 0.88

01:11:29.660 racist i said that on twitter and i literally did a tweet i said if aliens came here right now with big

01:11:35.180 glowing eyes and white skin and had and had technology that you couldn't believe if you just got on their

01:11:42.300 ship would you go and it was like half the people said yes dude the aliens aliens that look like you

01:11:49.740 the ones that look like you are called called the nordics you know that right yeah yeah

01:11:55.100 that's freaking dude was his mother named aunt jemima by chance dude there's elements of that

01:12:00.060 they also said that there was in the trees they told the dude there was pancake trees 0.70

01:12:05.660 and then they start weaving he's like oh pancake trees

01:12:10.220 and he had to go to the new world and he was so disappointed when they didn't have any pancakes

01:12:16.540 but he ended up really enjoying being an orange picker and he lived to be like a hundred and i swear to

01:12:22.940 god i think he lived to be 130 years old it was like crazy i love the thought that he gets there 0.95

01:12:28.700 and he's like uh slavery's not too bad but god damn i really wanted some pancakes

01:12:33.900 we'll think about a minute freedom they freed him and he just kept working at the plantation and he 0.87

01:12:38.460 and he was like he talked about how it was like way simpler before the northern aggression it's like

01:12:44.380 the narrative we've been given is complete horseshit grander was hardship uh but there is right now with

01:12:50.700 student debt it's like debt is slavery that you can't pick cotton with chains on your wrist there

01:12:56.140 wasn't like fencing it was like an agreed upon thing and a lot of them lived really long lives

01:13:03.980 and had really good families and now you know speaking of speaking of a former slave did this

01:13:08.860 guy uh wash his chicken he washes his chicken i think so too he looks like he's like upholds the

01:13:17.020 tradition like he hates everything else black but that that's the last thing that he's gonna hold

01:13:21.340 i thought we were doing all comics or branching out a little bit uh watch the watch the videos of

01:13:25.900 them watch because it's like straight up just let's take pull chicken straight out of the throw it in a

01:13:30.380 dirty sink do we have do we have that video on this open just and then just start scrubbing or i've

01:13:35.900 seen even just using actual clorox and they even they even they even narrate as they do it they say

01:13:43.020 scrub scrub scrub that's what they say you gotta scrub scrub scrub the chicken go go ahead and pull 0.99

01:13:47.580 it up if you can find it you see what jews do to chickens no what do they do oh my god you guys 1.00

01:13:52.380 suck their dicks no no this is what they do to chickens they have a holiday ritual they do every 1.00

01:14:00.460 year where they put all their sin into the chicken i'm not kidding yeah and then they beat it going big 1.00

01:14:07.100 chicken oh yeah i've heard about this i've heard about that's why i think they call it joking the 0.96

01:14:12.140 chicken because they're like yeah they're like you're the one who jerks off literally dude they 0.51

01:14:17.820 do it in new york city they just think they're like they take these chickens and they're like 1.00

01:14:21.420 you're you're you're secretly jealous of mirigold oh and then they're fucking 0.99

01:14:27.340 play the first one i just realized why the blacks or why the slaves were trying to escape to the north 0.99

01:14:32.540 it's because the maple trees are in the north and those are the pancake trees bingo here let's

01:14:37.660 listen to this listen to someone don't put no dish up on your chicken when you cleaning it and what are

01:14:42.060 you doing you gotta get into it with that chicken gotta get into it period you gotta get into it with

01:14:47.020 the chicken you gotta rub on look at me rubbing on the rub rub rub this man period is she joking

01:14:54.540 we thought so but they're not joking there's lots of there are yeah hundreds of videos i was i actually

01:14:59.500 just went viral no they're doing it they're doing it i went viral i went viral in one of these threads

01:15:05.900 for questioning it and i've had like oh i triggered black twitter and they were like come hundreds of

01:15:10.940 comments that were like defending it but knowing that it's weird they're like just because we're

01:15:15.420 a different culture doesn't mean you got to talk and i was like so you do it then so you do it 0.98

01:15:19.100 it it's facts that's that's fucking crazy you guys ever killed and uh cleaned a chicken yeah yeah 0.95

01:15:27.580 top top does it every day my grandma asked me the other day she was like you want to come over and 0.97

01:15:32.940 do you want a chicken she was like you can kill it and uh do it yourself but she was like i'll give it 0.95

01:15:36.540 to you for free and i was like yeah i might do that she's like but you gotta wash it though

01:15:40.460 let's go to wash again she gave you some dawn soaps like that's not for your hands player 1.00

01:15:45.500 no i i only use clorox here we're a clorox family look at this i think what it is is mr queen reminds

01:15:54.060 them of reminds them of their own masters like they see mr queen and he's like

01:16:00.780 the the well oh yeah they see it as seasoning actually this is like one of the most retarded 1.00

01:16:08.140 things i've ever seen in my entire life i'm glad you're experiencing it it's crazy they look at the

01:16:12.620 bottle and they say oh this is like lemon dawn or this is apple dawn here this is a this is a marinade

01:16:18.620 yes swear to god what are they doing look you're just as destroyed be like you can't get like the

01:16:23.660 walmart brand so you gotta get the name brand uh yeah owen owen is almost oh owen is almost as

01:16:29.740 destroyed as clint was when he first saw this video i'm telling you when i first saw it i thought

01:16:34.060 like for the first i don't know minute or so that we're going through these videos i was like

01:16:38.060 this is an elaborate prank but but then they just keep showing it in my like my faith in

01:16:43.420 humanity just streamed from my body well the uh the funny thing is they'll they'll uh you'll find

01:16:50.460 threads of where they'll be like oh my god popeyes doesn't wash their chicken and they're like never

01:16:55.900 eaten at popeyes again i swear to god they'll be like i just found out today what you know what this is

01:17:02.780 what makes this so remarkable we have coexisted as a people in america particularly coexisted they've

01:17:08.860 been doing this the whole time this is this is what i'm saying how did they keep it from us and

01:17:13.820 vice versa how did we keep it from how much that we were doing it how much soapy chicken do you think

01:17:18.460 you ate owen over the years you don't even know i don't go to popeyes or anything

01:17:25.580 i don't allow them in my house do you think do you think black people working at like white owned 1.00

01:17:29.980 franchises were were just like appalled they're like yeah i literally don't even know what to say

01:17:36.060 at this point this is worse for me than when my bike was stolen that chicken washer stole my bike because 0.89

01:17:43.900 because we couldn't we couldn't really process it either so instead we just tangented into uh taking

01:17:49.180 like famous black people and making their names into soap so we had ibram x clean d for instance 0.63

01:17:54.300 that was the best one yeah that was my favorite and then oh no no w-e-b to bubbles

01:18:00.460 what about what about pm don is an easy one

01:18:03.180 there you go john lemon and so now it is now we're for them that chicken washers is what we're 0.97

01:18:14.380 calling them we we've yeah instead of instead of niggers it's hard to get away saying niggers all 0.99

01:18:19.260 the time yeah so we we we got we got chicken yeah we got chicken washers now now we got powder eaters 0.87

01:18:27.260 a week next the weak neck the weak neck theory holds like so we're like the since they wash all 0.98

01:18:34.460 their chicken so much they get the the fucking dawn particles it weakens their neck and every black 1.00

01:18:38.860 dude i've seen killed from george floyd to the last michael jackson impersonator it's all like sort 0.99

01:18:43.500 of choke holds and weak choke holds like not even good ones and these guys are just dying eric garner as

01:18:49.900 well something with the neck something with the neck yeah that's what that related yeah their necks are

01:18:54.780 their weak spot george washing the chicken it's yeah oh my god george washing the chicken carver

01:19:03.260 they really do get strangled they couldn't even wear like a like a a turtleneck

01:19:08.940 no no this is dangerous actually this is actually where we theorize that you know the african tribes

01:19:13.660 where they put those rings around their neck it's about strengthening it they're trying to protect 0.98

01:19:16.940 it well there's truth in that why are they doing the ring shit bro it's probably 0.98

01:19:20.620 yo wu-ten clan's one of their famous songs protect your neck like we've we've we've been 0.98

01:19:26.700 telling this without knowing for fucking decades it's incredible it's right in front of you man 0.99

01:19:31.420 always hiding in plain sight oh and you honestly think that black people would be better off if 1.00

01:19:37.260 they were back in sleep no no no no no let me no guys that's not even a chokehold owen come on look 0.98

01:19:46.380 at this his arms not even around his neck just so everybody knows where i'm coming from i don't think

01:19:52.380 that their freedom should be taken from them like okay i think there's certain nordic type guys that 0.84

01:19:58.140 are better off rowing a boat all day long like i think that our genetic history is a lot to do with how

01:20:04.460 we live like i know irish guys that the reason they're drunk all the time is because they don't 0.98

01:20:08.140 live in the fucking shire anymore you know oh yeah that's true i think i dude i'm telling you 0.98

01:20:14.060 the healthiest black guys i've ever met work outdoors in the deep south that's enough that's 0.99

01:20:20.620 enough to take out a weak neck owen if you wait if you had to just look at it look at toad i'm sorry

01:20:26.220 i'm gonna do this to you just look at him where does he belong i don't even know does he look like a 0.93

01:20:33.180 jew he says he's italian but not really i don't know what the he is i i'm italian and swedish

01:20:38.940 that's not true your mom that's not even your real there's no there's no chance you're swedish 1.00

01:20:48.860 you're just looking at my lack of foreskin and not anything else yeah jesus what you were circumcised 0.93

01:20:54.780 too good lord you are yeah when i was three years old three i told that story why what happened you 0.99

01:21:01.980 couldn't fight off the rabbi for the rest of his dick was too small when the rabbi tried to bite 0.98

01:21:06.140 it the first time so bring him back in three yeah that's three years old yeah yeah i i had a like 1.00

01:21:13.900 an an inguinal hernia or something and that was the last time anyone touched his dick yeah exactly 0.99

01:21:20.380 yeah i besides myself uh but yeah i do it though for real like you might have some weird dick trauma 0.99

01:21:25.980 thing happening yeah oh yeah he jerked it off or you don't want people touching your day because 0.99

01:21:30.700 last time someone fucking took up a piece of it yeah i jerked off 32 times in a day once i drink 25 0.99

01:21:36.540 coffees a day like andrew tate i have a lot of problems he's got it he's got 32 times in a day 1.00

01:21:45.820 he's got a gambling habit okay he he says that his dick is curved up towards his his stomach and i was like 1.00

01:21:52.140 from like the tron i think i think it's just from just like it's it's it's it's from jerking off 0.99

01:21:57.900 weirdly i'm so glad i'm glad you didn't watch the show before because if you knew the type of 0.97

01:22:01.900 fucking people that i hang out with i love this fucking show man you guys thank you thank you 0.96

01:22:07.100 dude i how did how do we not notice this by the way back to the week next uh for a second why do you 1.00

01:22:12.780 think uh people were lynching blacks via hanging a lot yeah it's the easiest way not think about that

01:22:18.460 yeah i just thought about it now we're missing it's like the biggest mass lynching in american 0.97

01:22:23.180 history were italians though whoa they're black well the italians are black yeah yeah 1.00

01:22:28.780 fucking eggplants yeah running around all greased up yeah it's like i i have a weak neck because of 0.99

01:22:35.740 my italian heritage yeah i am sicilian yeah so that's it's very it's very black yeah well i i don't know 0.99

01:22:43.020 was your family a uh like a non-circumcision because mine was very circumcision and whenever

01:22:48.940 i did my son trying to explain it to them is one of like the weirdest things ever to be like why is

01:22:55.820 he not his family his family's getting paid by big foreskin give us the skin my family wasn't into 0.66

01:23:04.060 clipping i just think it's like listen i'm not judging people but i'm just like it's pretty easy to

01:23:09.900 explain how you're not into clipping you're like yeah i just don't i just don't want to cut off i

01:23:13.980 just don't hate my kids yeah no i'd be like i had literally told him i was like yeah i also didn't

01:23:19.660 cut off his nose to prevent boogers i was like i'm not i was like this isn't like this is a very easy

01:23:25.020 concept with that the easiest thing to do is just go dad we're not jews

01:23:31.500 in the hospital they are they're very forceful with it they're like come on give your kid this 1.00

01:23:35.660 vaccine come on come on everyone's doing it cut his dick off come on come on come on i'm like leave me 1.00

01:23:39.180 alone let me alone get out of here early i set a tone like i'm not the guy to push stuff on do you 1.00

01:23:44.540 think that circumcision was like the uh the vampire's uh foot foot in the door to the trans agenda 0.94

01:23:50.780 i got a theory oh yeah i think that if you uh if you circumcise a mass amount of men

01:23:56.540 it makes them more traumatized and warlike that makes sense wasn't the uh because i thought in the

01:24:04.700 bible they would they would go in there and they would uh mass circumcise like the philistines like 0.99

01:24:09.660 they would go and be like you gotta cut like all your dicks off yeah yeah but so like wasn't that to 0.87

01:24:15.180 keep them like i think it also was to get keep them from like so much yeah it was it was to remove uh 0.99

01:24:22.780 the amount of pleasure yeah which would be uh like terrible right now if that happens i mean it's

01:24:30.380 basically the same thing as female circumcision it's like it's removing additional sensation it just 0.99

01:24:35.580 it's absolute barbarism yeah they took the tip of my clit away 1.00

01:24:40.700 yeah you lowered the population it's like look at you know toad if he wasn't clip might have like nine 0.99

01:24:45.900 kids right now wow you know what yeah so they've been trying this like bill gates shit since like 0.89

01:24:51.580 way back in the bible days but now they're more sophisticated now they're making like you know 0.83

01:24:55.340 bioweapons like covid and and vaccines to specialize in false scarcity yeah they want to lower the 0.95

01:25:01.420 population with false scarcity there is no scarcity like ever since i've been farming and shit i'm like 1.00

01:25:06.300 oh everyone's lying about everything it's shit is a recipe toad toad's clit 0.99

01:25:11.820 no i think you're right about that like how is it that the malthusian uh you know line of thinking 1.00

01:25:20.300 has persisted like contrary to all evidence like they they they said when we were at two billion

01:25:25.020 people that we would have mass starvation at eight billion but we have more food than we did back then

01:25:31.740 it's not just malthusian it's it's like satanic and that's not gonna go away until you know there's

01:25:37.020 this is a final battle don't get me started that's my other show it's it's the gamma it's the it's the

01:25:42.140 some people call them betas or gammas or trolling like it's a low class man like the envious man like

01:25:48.940 the muslims call the shaitan the envious one the best way to for to compete against superior men is 1.00

01:25:55.500 get them to cut off their own dicks and hate themselves yeah and grab like if they yeah if the satan 0.99

01:26:00.940 can't compete you know if little david i mean i like king david and some of the parts but like 1.00

01:26:07.340 if if he can't actually fight goliath he's gonna use a band weapon and then take a piece of his dick 0.98

01:26:16.700 instead of fighting king saul he wouldn't snuck into where he was sleeping at and just cut off a piece 1.00

01:26:21.740 of his uh yeah his garment it was like oh yeah he was like yeah yeah yeah dirty dave was all about 0.99

01:26:32.060 getting those dicks yeah don't get me wrong you repented and all that stuff and we have all there's 0.99

01:26:37.660 a great story arc and all that but if you had a buddy that was sneaking around clipping dicks and 1.00

01:26:42.860 banging your wife and like it's it's very it's he like i i think the dave dirty dave should be mocked a 0.98

01:26:49.900 little bit you know dude he they do set him up as like because i mean he has the statue and he has 1.00

01:26:54.540 all everybody loves king david yeah yeah terrible person yeah like a dead giant dick and like as a 0.99

01:27:02.780 giant with foreskin i think about that a lot because six eight is pretty gigantic and i i look at these 0.99

01:27:08.940 little grabbers running around i can tell that if they got me unconscious they would take a piece of 1.00

01:27:13.180 my dick they would celebrate for it they'd say well if we didn't he would six million me 1.00

01:27:18.780 do you think they like rub it they rub it on their teeth like it's coke or something what do 1.00

01:27:22.460 they do you gotta rub the chicken yeah i gotta get a room i think they make i think they make wallets

01:27:26.860 out of it to keep to keep all the money they stole yeah and then they rub it and turn it into a briefcase

01:27:34.780 well hey i gotta i gotta get us out of here with this um yeah i was listening to you in uh 27 like

01:27:48.380 27 18 19 and uh and you served as a major inspiration to me i was running a mortgage company

01:27:54.620 for 12 years and by the time lockdowns happened i was very inspired by your pathway of just like

01:28:01.260 going through cancellation and being courageous about it and not giving a

01:28:04.940 and just continuing to stay true to your pursuit of comedy i think that you've inspired

01:28:09.340 many of us down an entrepreneurial and a much more autonomous path and i really appreciate

01:28:15.020 really appreciate the influence and uh and to have you on the show with us now

01:28:19.340 really makes us feel like it is full circle absolutely it's surreal yeah like listening to

01:28:23.740 listening to your style of not give a kind of gave me the attitude like i shouldn't give a 0.92

01:28:28.700 fuck and i haven't given a fuck all the way to you know creating my own business and then 0.98

01:28:33.980 working with gas and all the stuff to i was able to basically escape new york and i had a good job 0.99

01:28:38.940 there that was tying me there but because of that kind of like bravery and moving into this space i was

01:28:43.580 able to just like get my way out of it so yeah thank you this is gay oh dude thank you guys for having

01:28:48.220 me and what and yeah isn't your life way better now it's like it's the move man you i can't even tell

01:28:54.220 you how much better my life is and my life was good before but it's great now and and i and i hope

01:28:59.260 that uh you know the same influence that you had on all of us we can have it on our audience and and

01:29:04.620 we can and toad specifically and toad we're trying out of boston man we're just trying to get him not

01:29:09.500 to kill himself toad isn't inspired by anything he's a suicidal virgin and that's that's what he needs

01:29:14.460 to be he literally uses the oh but my job and my like we want better for you toad we want better for 0.99

01:29:20.220 we want better for you toad yeah you need you need slavery toad don't get me wrong your downfall

01:29:24.860 is hilarious hey toad you gotta hop off that lily pad and come to the plantation look man you gotta

01:29:32.060 get embedded to owen and then go out to his farm and work as an indentured servant dude yeah but i

01:29:37.020 actually did set that up i mean i haven't done that but i would call i'd call them builder buddies not

01:29:41.740 slaves because it's all about the rhetoric yeah dude and i'm not against that like there's

01:29:47.820 how to build a bear bible build a buddy a builder buddy hey i'm a master buddy hey you're my builder

01:29:56.140 buddy and so what do you do like even it's biblical quran all of it that you the landowner has to

01:30:02.220 provide the same quality of food same housing everything and everybody build castles and 0.95

01:30:07.740 shit and now everybody's like yeah i have student debt and i'm on fentanyl but at least i'm not a 0.94

01:30:12.860 slave look i i will say right now i think you should enslave me because it will drastically increase 0.99

01:30:20.060 my life expectancy because it would dude i swear to god it was yeah yeah because you don't like the

01:30:25.820 word slave it's bad optics look so people protect their property so people protect their property and

01:30:32.780 that's why that's what family yeah i always say family's wealth money's debt i always tell people

01:30:36.700 this and at first they're like might be nice dude your tribe like you got a family you got neighbors

01:30:41.740 you got people that are living on the same land and like building uh that's crazy wealth it's like

01:30:47.340 roots of a tree that don't get moved and a certain group of people understand this and they really do

01:30:53.180 and they don't want other people to know that's their little advantage it's true jefferson the extent of

01:30:58.940 what you would do with your property dude you look at thomas jefferson like it's so amazing

01:31:04.780 and people are like oh but he had slaves builder buddies as well you don't think they had a great

01:31:12.620 life like everybody had a dude monticello it was awesome and i was like yeah but you can be free

01:31:18.620 and done washing your chicken in a ghetto it's like i'm eating sand i don't know who i am i'm 0.92

01:31:24.940 using the beyonce you're you're right i was nightmare it's a waking nightmare i was watching

01:31:30.220 the annie play yesterday i bought my daughter to see it on bro with it out here and uh the slaves

01:31:34.940 or the the the servants from mr daddy walbucks they were happy they're the happiest people in that play

01:31:40.540 and they were this i'm like oh those are slaves i don't even know if they're getting paid but they're

01:31:44.060 good dude also uh dude picking cotton strengthens your neck too

01:31:51.020 i mean the number one that the fact that they're still holding this over our head

01:31:54.780 where it's like we we picked your god that's why i told connie i was like or yeah i was like

01:31:59.420 if you pick your own cotton and you have your own people pick cotton and sell yake well then you can 0.99

01:32:03.660 sell a t-shirt for like a thousand dollars where it's like we we picked this cotton like that i would 0.87

01:32:09.980 and then we do a documentary where i'm picking cotton and he's like yelling at me like nigga you 0.96

01:32:15.660 got and i'm just like oh like i was having all these awesome visions of like dude whites were

01:32:21.340 called indentured servants that's the same thing as slavery or builder buddies

01:32:28.380 oh why did my phone go off cool oh it's dave chapelle all right all right let's get let's get out of

01:32:36.620 here on that man let me let me just say uh if you if you enjoyed this you need to go over to uh

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01:33:23.420 yeah i'm gonna film a special labor day weekend in the land we crowdfunded in texas county missouri

01:33:28.940 uh if you want to go to that it's baritariatimes.events uh it's gonna be a blast it's camping

01:33:35.020 for the whole family we're gonna have a whole thing for the whole weekend hell yeah you want to 0.97

01:33:38.780 you want to pick up some dope top lobster shirts go to toplops.com esg evil socialist garbage learn 0.84

01:33:44.620 the lingo so you can fight back i am clint russell host of liberty lockdown you can subscribe to me 0.80

01:33:49.340 wherever podcasts are sold and i will be moving out to virginia in july i will announce it now uh tim and i

01:33:55.500 are coming to terms on a very uh extravagant deal uh so you guys will be blown away by all the things

01:34:02.700 i'm going to be doing you guys are coming together yeah hell yeah you could catch me at top lobster

01:34:07.180 unless elon musk decides to take that from me again um merch engine where we're gonna be debuting some

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01:34:22.700 shit thank you yeah awesome day cole dave and i i just i just chill on twitter and just uh back up 0.98

01:34:29.740 top anytime he goes off on somebody so that's right and toad yeah tower gang toad on twitter i'm an 0.96

01:34:36.140 insane retard on there and follow tower gang tower gang pod everywhere we're on youtube rumble 0.93

01:34:41.980 youtube probably not for much longer uh rumble is the place to go odyssey we're still there and

01:34:47.180 tower gang pod dot com and sign up for the locals tower gang dot locals dot com and throw us the 0.71

01:34:51.900 support and take us out with random no no before you do that i would kill the music and i would 0.57

01:34:57.020 just want to ask owen if he'd be willing to give us some sort of serenade on his way out i don't 0.73

01:35:00.940 know if that's too much to ask no i can totally do it this is uh hell yeah this is when toad finally dies

01:35:06.380 hey it's my funeral dirge yeah it's beautiful this is amazing yeah

01:35:18.780 time said a little quit yeah hell yeah 38 years old didn't know what to do with it 0.97

01:35:29.660 he lives in boston m a after talking to him for an hour i'm sure he's full blown gay 0.99

01:35:45.420 he's a toad looking for a little frog i'm pretty sure he has a half inch hog 1.00

01:35:57.660 he's dead and he's dead he's gonna die 0.98

01:36:06.300 and he is dead oh my god 1.00

01:36:14.140 oh my god 0.98

01:36:18.220 goodnight ladies and gentlemen ship your white staff watch out for the jews 1.00

01:36:23.020 thank you so much oh and benjamin everybody take us out we're random please thank you 0.99

01:36:27.500 it's the tower power hour slut to the tower power hour bitch no way jose liberty lockdown 1.00

01:36:33.660 the tower power went bitch read 1.00

01:36:39.100 cole top lobster and toad yeah tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 0.99

01:36:45.660 liberty lock is truth say same with lobster colon jose

01:36:51.340 toad is sick no way jose the tower power hour slum they made dae smell all his

01:36:56.620 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 0.95

01:37:01.580 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

01:37:03.820 they speak courage you sped bed more than rogan you fed you fed truth bomb weather

01:37:08.300 Timcast, HOTEP, HOTEP, more offensive, LOS, no disrespect, more offensive than LOS, no

01:37:14.220 disrespect, yes I am, redhead libertarian is their best friend, unless they get raided 1.00

01:37:18.480 then they never met, never met, none of this shit be new to me, truly, Clint is a sexual 1.00

01:37:22.900 brute to me, sorry, no booster seat, get them tall boots on you, fuck every podcast, that 1.00

01:37:27.180 won't stoop to me, libertarian won't be the same, they revolution-y, that's a word, I 0.98

01:37:31.160 miss grammar, send it, it rhymed dubitably, that too, promote myself on their shot, dubitly,

01:37:35.840 comedy, philosophy, markrandom.com, user free, random, I'm single lady, so please choose

01:37:40.600 me, they scream tower gang worldwide, tower gang, tower gang rise, together we will overthrow

01:37:45.820 tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang,

01:37:50.900 liberty lock is truth say, same with lobster, coal and jose, toad is sick, no way jose, if

01:37:57.700 you read, I ride jose with jose, they made dates with all his fame, tower gang, tower gang,

01:38:03.920 tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, payment dates with all his fame, tower gang,

01:38:08.480 tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang...

01:38:11.600 tower gang, tower gang, tower gang... 0.97

01:38:16.940 so fucking hard to line up the syllables here 0.98

Tower Gang - June 08, 2023

Ep 126 - Unclipped Giants w⧸ Owen Benjamin

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