Tower Gang - Ep 128 - Steal it Forward w⧸ FACELESS & Adam Nutter

00:00:00.000 nigger chicken walk what's up retards i'm trying to start a cult here baby so i can only fit a 1.00

00:00:07.500 third of my dick into toad's mussy you want to kill me or you want to give me a bone i don't know 1.00

00:00:14.580 when i say fuck the jews it means i'm horny 1.00

00:00:17.740 woe is me i'm retarded any of you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in 1.00

00:00:23.280 and then do that shit with it the three of you had a threesome of some kind i was watching it and 1.00

00:00:30.480 jerking off fucking ass toad's on fire she was a 10 in real life she's like a dead eight 1.00

00:00:39.380 lewis you're like a brother to me donald trump come on tower gang that is the most offensive podcast 1.00

00:00:47.480 fat dave fuck you man 1.00

00:00:49.440 it's not what the show is about this shit is retarded 1.00

00:00:57.560 what is up everybody it is another episode of tower gang we're coming back with you we got toad we got 0.99

00:01:07.240 top we got adam nutter filling in because jose and clint are gone and tonight's special guest 1.00

00:01:12.720 he is the vajanko connoisseur he is the feet pick collector he is the fucking scum 1.00

00:01:21.900 master shredder a rope usaki scum fuck desert rat 1.00

00:01:28.240 it's fucking faces dude we usually we have a guy that does the intro but he's not here today 1.00

00:01:33.220 and we just gave it to our fucking so we gave it to the retard to do it because i've been a big fan 0.99

00:01:38.020 of faceless for ever since he's like started it he's been he was telling us for he's been doing 0.97

00:01:41.980 this for a long time but i was telling these guys if you don't if you don't follow face on instagram

00:01:46.140 or twitter but his instagram is fucking fire has usually the best videos like he collects some of 0.90

00:01:52.400 the best shit on instagram but uh faceless how you doing man it's great to have you on it's great 0.96

00:01:57.260 to be here funny enough i was just telling them that i've been following toad inexplicably for a long 0.98

00:02:02.120 time like long fucking time dude so he messaged me i was like oh yeah i was just saying i was just 0.92

00:02:09.940 telling him like in the pre-chat i was like yo i cole is cole's your biggest fan but i was like i think 0.61

00:02:14.020 i'm your biggest fan and then going back and forth but the relationship that we've had for the last 15 0.98

00:02:18.440 minutes he came in he's like i like toad i'm like this guy's fucking gay and then he started talking 0.98

00:02:22.540 some real some real gangster shit and i was like i like this guy and all of a sudden i'm like i think i 0.99

00:02:27.320 want to blow him this is crazy when i see you down just go back and forth cole was hitting on like a 0.99

00:02:33.680 14 year old girl in nabber for the first time it was embarrassing i was like yo get me out of this 1.00

00:02:38.400 fucking back room dude this is fucking gay shit i only do that with like instagram uh personalities 0.99

00:02:46.740 like because i was on instagram long before twitter and and so like whenever i had the whenever we had 1.00

00:02:52.040 the email issue on like i was like really freaked out for those guys because i've been following them

00:02:57.060 forever i don't know faces do you know those guys yeah i know i know those guys they're great yeah 0.97

00:03:01.380 they're fucking great and so i was like fangirling over them and then i don't fuck with nobody dude 0.96

00:03:06.480 but those guys those guys and you guys now are fucking awesome i don't i don't i try to keep my 0.99

00:03:10.620 following low it's too much it's too much shit so no but oh yeah i guess you have to because like 0.98

00:03:15.400 there's the there's a good i think uh top has talked about this and some other people like 0.97

00:03:18.780 there's like a good nice middle ground of like around 10 to 20 000 followers like you get like you can

00:03:26.100 you can still be a part of a community without having like the other shit of being like you know 0.68

00:03:30.800 super like you want to be niche micro celebrity i like being niche i like being niche dude i love it

00:03:35.980 i'll tell you why you're right so i'm at like right around 17 000 i think now and elon musk responded to

00:03:42.360 me to me on some i said something anti-semitic that was my my bad um and then he responded to me

00:03:48.000 this one was more so but when he did i then i felt like like oh this is what it feels like to

00:03:54.780 have 200 000 like you don't even know what's going on like i i'm trying i was just talking to 0.94

00:03:58.780 these guys in the chat i was about to start text messaging them like like sms shit because it's 0.86

00:04:02.900 just retarded yeah i i figured out i was telling you guys earlier about how i used to have a fairly 0.91

00:04:07.720 successful clothing brand and it had about 55 000 followers back in like 2016 and dude it was like 0.94

00:04:14.580 55 000 people that just kind of fucked with me they're like oh his shit's good whatever i deleted 0.97

00:04:18.960 all that shit and then i started up faceless and even when i had 5 000 dedicated people it was just 0.99

00:04:26.640 it changed the world i'd rather change i'd rather trade 5 000 or 55 000 half-assed followers for 5 000 0.94

00:04:32.740 people that love hold on faceless because again like i'm not gonna let you do this to our fans

00:04:37.280 faceless so this guy just comes in with this energy did you hear what he just said faceless no he came

00:04:43.720 in with the energy like i had 55 000 but i just deleted that and i just started i know you did 0.60

00:04:49.020 and i know you and you're just saying shit like that but it's that's like reckless energy he came 0.97

00:04:55.000 in with that kind of shit he's like excuse my surroundings guys i'm in a gun shop and we were 0.99

00:04:59.320 just like okay yeah oh yeah i was showing i was showing off the fucking 1919 machine gun that we got 0.99

00:05:03.720 here this is an airsoft i don't know how to prove it now to not prove it to you but it's 1.00

00:05:08.120 shoot the wall just shoot the street how fucking badass you are shoot it pussy 1.00

00:05:13.220 it would be the first time a weapon is actually fired on the show so no i'll tell you like that 1.00

00:05:20.180 the 5 000 people that are like actually fucking uh like ready to go the best part about that is you 0.58

00:05:26.820 can sick them on random accounts and uh it's funny if you do follow uh faceless on instagram he will 0.98

00:05:32.120 like get in arguments with just random like pages that are just putting out bullshit and then he'll 0.95

00:05:37.380 just be like all right everybody go and get them can i tell can i oh shit go ahead okay so i was uh 0.96

00:05:45.700 we had a instagram i was scrolling down instagram and i saw a meme account posted like three bad 0.96

00:05:50.660 bitches and uh like a they were in ihop uniforms and some kid commented on the thing that he's like 1.00

00:05:55.780 wow i can't believe i dated all three of them and i was like i commented i was like no one believes 0.93

00:06:00.260 that dog and then he replied he was like he replied with a different account was like i was there

00:06:05.620 and so i started a mass campaign against this kid to get in touch with these three famous e-girls 0.99

00:06:10.900 and i got all three of them to confirm that they had never met this motherfucker in their life dude 0.99

00:06:16.180 like some random ass like 16 year old kid dude that's a lot of energy that i love just to hate 0.99

00:06:21.220 on one random kid yes can you do this for me can we get like all of your all of your followers to 0.98

00:06:26.980 follow toad get him above like 10 000 and then when i say go everybody unfollows him and just breaks his 0.92

00:06:33.060 fucking no we all just mass report him and deletes his page oh god that's even for me that's mean 0.91

00:06:40.980 or the fast track to him jumping off a bridge like it's just i told you i was gonna get it i was 0.98

00:06:44.980 gonna have it happen quicker so god i'll go back i'll go back to artist bluff and jump off it

00:06:50.900 you know it's it's it's it's kind of early but i mean it killed we play this game

00:07:02.580 i i can't even defend myself right now because my uh throat is so up right now from all the

00:07:07.060 problem usually usually every single time we have a guest we play the game kill tote

00:07:14.580 and we go around the horn or we just go to the guest and say you've known him for an hour and it's been

00:07:18.900 seven minutes really how would you do it but you're on you're on fire so just go ahead man

00:07:24.020 i'm a toad fan dude i'm gonna disappoint you guys i'm i'm ride or die toad bro hold on 0.99

00:07:29.140 what the fuck are you talking about thank you yeah you can ride me man let's go 0.99

00:07:33.460 he says shit like that and like you're a fan of his it's great 1.00

00:07:38.580 you're just coming out here with just these 1.00

00:07:40.100 fucking wet farts of jokes and you're just like yep that's my guy 1.00

00:07:42.820 you go toad you fucking go i love you i love that guy 1.00

00:07:48.820 he's just gonna build you up and build you up until the until finally he's just like now i get 1.00

00:07:52.580 it i'm gonna get him to kill himself oh no it's called gaslighting 0.68

00:07:56.100 yeah i was gonna say he's just gaslighting me the whole way i'm gonna go 0.97

00:07:59.940 basically he's gonna treat you like every other he knows just when i when i was a kid

00:08:03.780 he gaslights me just to gas me we had this kid named josh nobles in uh in sixth grade

00:08:09.220 and i gaslit him to fight the biggest mexican dude mexican dude in school and uh how big is

00:08:13.940 that guy five three dude that dude looked like he was 18 when he was in sixth grade dude and then 0.99

00:08:18.580 he probably was he probably papers he crossed the border man dumb fucking wetback but uh my friend 1.00

00:08:24.580 josh slipped on piss in front of everybody and put his face in a urinal and uh i that's that was the 1.00

00:08:29.940 start of my gaslighting career so he's he's good at this shit i've been doing it for a while 0.99

00:08:35.620 another like i'm sorry to tell your own stories but you guys let everybody to believe that you 0.98

00:08:40.100 could actually uh ride that motorcycle like it's that party and then just oh yeah yeah that was

00:08:48.020 good wait what happened i i didn't see the video there's you had but you just go watch the videos

00:08:53.060 if you're watching this leave right now i don't care uh no don't really but yes go watch the faceless

00:08:57.620 has some great just story videos on there's one about an amazing nut um oh yeah oh that's oh that's 0.86

00:09:04.340 his instagram but yeah but i have youtube i do youtube is where the good shit's at but 0.81

00:09:10.420 uh jesus christ but yeah i basically uh oh that's my dude i spent so long doing all these effects for

00:09:17.860 this video dude i would say it looks really professional what are you using adobe uh i do

00:09:23.300 premiere pro i do like i do everything bro like after effects premiere pro affinity designer photoshop

00:09:28.980 illustrator like just to get everything looking the way it is you know what i mean yeah yeah the

00:09:34.660 one he's talking about was i uh i rode a fucking dirt bike they i was at some senior party when i was 0.94

00:09:40.020 younger and they had this huge ass dirt bike and they would all like ride it around the block and 0.96

00:09:44.260 i had all these people peer pressure me into riding one and i have bad like experience with motorcycles 0.85

00:09:48.020 i crashed them i i fucked myself up on them and then i like like i wrote it i popped the clutch 0.97

00:09:54.660 on accident and i fucking wheelied across this dude's lawn and like tore his grass up but luckily 0.99

00:09:59.860 enough i had enough experience to let go of the clutch and it slammed down i threw it in a second 0.94

00:10:04.180 and i drove away like i rode across this guy's whole front yard in front of like all these dudes

00:10:08.660 all these people and i rode slowly around the whole block like super slow like shaking like i pissed my

00:10:14.020 pants and then i pulled back in i pulled back into the the yard like i sped up to pull back in 0.99

00:10:19.940 everyone's like you're the fucking king bro hometown hero type shit bro like there's people still tell 1.00

00:10:25.780 stories about that like local legend that's fucking there yeah dude popped a fucking wheelie at little 1.00

00:10:31.060 johnny's fucking party high grad party in high school like to uh top do you have any like uh local 0.95

00:10:39.060 legends or i feel like either adam or top has something toad is just gonna make up one uh 0.98

00:10:43.540 uh it's still gonna be terrible i absolutely do i do oh see i knew he would say i knew he

00:10:48.340 my dad my bitches let's do it yeah i'd love to hear this yes i want to hear this well i mean 0.96

00:10:57.380 which which one oh god he's killing time trying to come up with a cover story of his he's like yeah 0.93

00:11:04.420 yeah it's a point he's like he's like do you want about girls or do you want it about like sports and he's

00:11:10.420 like yeah yeah like do you want to waste enough time i dated so many girls what was her name you 1.00

00:11:15.940 know she went to a different ray dude i made her like squirt out of her like butt and 1.00

00:11:23.700 shit and yeah you guys you guys don't even know about that stuff yet like it's like so advanced 0.96

00:11:29.540 uh i don't know i i i would i would have to try to think of the best one but uh 0.97

00:11:34.020 he's doing the bit he is doing it what i have to i have to rank them hold on i'll be back i got

00:11:42.420 an excel spreadsheet that i gotta go through yeah i'm almost too autistic for this like which one of

00:11:47.460 these things gave me the most notoriety i'm not sure wait up so the question was if we have any local

00:11:55.540 legend stories about ourselves or other yeah about yourself about yourself or if you're not i mean if you

00:11:59.620 have one just like a guy that you knew because i feel like something in new york has to pop off

00:12:04.260 whenever you're a uh puerto rican or whatever adam is like white guy that's i go for the burbs of 0.84

00:12:12.020 staten island there's not too much crazy shit happening we have this is yeah i don't know if 0.91

00:12:15.380 this is like a story but like i went to i was first dating my wife and i was a pitcher in college and we 0.81

00:12:21.940 went to some kind of you're my catcher with that mustache so i just like it was like a speed test so i

00:12:29.300 i threw the ball as hard as i could and it was like 110 or something and then they gave me the

00:12:34.180 biggest prize and i was like there's no way that's right i know i was like 85 and then i'm just walking

00:12:39.540 around the carnival and everyone's like every so often they're like yo that's the kid that's the

00:12:42.820 that's the guy 150 and and i see people talking about me i'm like i guess i guess i'm a local legend

00:12:47.860 in that way i don't know nice nice the only thing i ever did this is gonna be the

00:12:52.580 be lamer than any toad story you could tell uh this is probably like fifth or sixth grade and like

00:12:58.820 everybody did like during their like we had like a 15 minute break like just in the morning just and

00:13:04.020 we would go to the gym and play dodgeball well like we were playing dodgeball and i was like it was like

00:13:09.700 one-on-one and i was the final guy on one side and someone threw it and i went to duck and so i went

00:13:16.980 down on my knees well instead he threw it low and the ball just went in between my legs and i caught it

00:13:22.660 in between my legs just completely on accident and then everybody freaked the out that they just like

00:13:29.140 they were like dude you caught it with your legs like you like did it i was like not even

00:13:34.260 because i had people asking for my i'm not lying i had a uh an autistic kid asked for my autograph

00:13:39.380 afterwards uh you signed that table with so much pride too i did dude i was like yeah

00:13:47.700 when i learn how to write my name

00:13:51.300 i'll get back to you boy he's like i think you're so cool like thanks cole i think you're the coolest too

00:13:56.260 yeah looking in the mirror yeah like gi joe oh i love yeah yeah i used to yeah yeah i was always

00:14:04.900 good at manhunt as a kid i was like i was always good at like catching everybody i was always good

00:14:08.020 at the fine as a finder and they're running people down like a psychopath that was the 0.99

00:14:11.780 shit that works now for women just fucking empty parking lots at night just like run them down 1.00

00:14:18.740 parking garages parks morning jogs a lot of good faceless why are you in a gun shop 1.00

00:14:25.140 um long story short uh helped you do you own it i don't own it i i've um uh my family owns it um

00:14:34.980 um are we when my how do i are you there legally i'm legally here yeah i broke in i just chill here

00:14:44.180 every night yeah yeah yeah i thought it was just a random yeah it's a random gun you guys you guys

00:14:50.180 ever heard of uh in the back you guys ever heard of 80 80 kits yeah yeah yeah you can um thank

00:14:57.620 us for popularizing them in the way that they're popularized now ghost guns all that so we're without

00:15:05.860 going into too much detail we're one of we were one of the the main distributors in all of the united

00:15:11.220 states of of those of ghost guns so you had some like you've had some lately that's like you're like 0.76

00:15:18.100 you're like probably like really fucking it's just about to go down almost it's funny because people 0.92

00:15:22.980 when they hear that i'm from california they like to claim like oh you guys can't get there bro you 0.99

00:15:27.300 guys are fucking that's their first the conservatives first argument is that people in california or 0.96

00:15:32.340 states with laws can't get anything because you know but then their second argument their secondary 1.00

00:15:36.820 argument to gun laws is that uh criminals can still get them and i always tell them like my brother

00:15:42.180 in christ i am the criminals you're talking about why do you think that these things are being 0.92

00:15:48.340 invented to circumvent those fucking laws so where we're located is like the last bastion it's like 0.98

00:15:54.580 the wild west of california we're in this desert where like anything fucking goes dude it's an 0.98

00:15:59.460 awesome place like i i i love california for the place that i live in not not la not any of the other

00:16:04.820 not bakersfield like toad was saying but where we're huntington beach i thought that was deeply red 0.99

00:16:09.860 ocs aren't dude people there i don't care if they're conservatives they're fucking faggots there dude 1.00

00:16:13.540 they're like i have a buddy that grew up there let me see if you guys can see my uh my scum 1.00

00:16:19.060 fuck desert rat tattoo can you see it a little desert rat oh fuck yeah hell yeah a little yeah 0.99

00:16:25.700 that looks like something adam would have like on his wrist yeah are you also are you also tatting 1.00

00:16:31.780 yourself uh i did i did my raven i did part of my raven but i fucked i fucked that up i have like a 1.00

00:16:37.860 raven because i own a raven um yeah you do that's so cool i'm just dropping that this is a reckless 0.54

00:16:46.020 wild energy to just say because i casually i own a raven i'm thinking about getting a parrot i'm

00:16:50.580 thinking about it this is like a big thing and he's like i own a raven do you grow curds are way

00:16:54.260 smarter right ravens are it's too smart for its own good shut the up edgar allen poe was right

00:17:00.340 don't get a raven dude this thing is the most it's it's a it's too smart for its own good so you 0.99

00:17:06.100 want to pair it because they're kind of stupid ravens are smarter so like it gets depressed and 0.98

00:17:11.860 shit like yeah i heard that you'll give it food and it'll make a little nest instantly it'll keep 1.00

00:17:16.500 its food in the nest and then when you go to take the sheet off in the morning all the food falls down 1.00

00:17:20.340 and it looks at you like you piece of shit you nigger 1.00

00:17:26.500 we need to get toad a raven and see which one kills itself first dude 1.00

00:17:30.260 ravens are uh ravens are black so they have an n-word pass they do faceless just he comes in from a 1.00

00:17:40.260 long day of just shit posting takes his mask off puts it on the fucking mask hanger walks through 0.99

00:17:45.380 looks to the corner his ravens all depressed with like fucking emo makeup on he's like 1.00

00:17:49.300 like my chemical romance is blaring in the in the background he's just like just you turn on this 1.00

00:17:56.980 shit dude like when we find out it's just a reflection of my my what's going on with me 0.99

00:18:02.980 yeah you're just like it's like there's like some freaking verdicts where it's like no ravens are like 0.99

00:18:08.180 really cheery in the out in the wild they are you guys hear this is this too loud

00:18:15.460 that's my bird talking yeah dude they're wild ravens talk bro i read something where ravens

00:18:20.580 understand like water displacement that's crazy oh there's like a bottle and they need the water

00:18:27.220 they'll put rocks in it yeah that's crazy they're so smart dude also like they investigate their own

00:18:31.300 deaths and stuff it's so cool what yeah they investigate deaths of other ravens oh i've heard

00:18:36.900 like a raven dies yeah do that as well like yeah it's the same bird i think hers are the same

00:18:42.740 as one's bigger than the other yeah they're like pointing people towards like dead body locations

00:18:46.900 and stuff it's insane how did you how did you get this raven because you're the type of dude that

00:18:50.500 might have just like yoinked one from the park yeah i called it

00:18:59.380 the government doesn't want you to know this but the ravens are free you can take as many

00:19:02.900 ravens from the park as you want they don't have 300 ravens it's extremely legal but i have 300

00:19:09.780 ravens but uh the best part about the raven them on your enemy dude the best part about it is uh it's 1.00

00:19:16.580 only speaks english it says i want to take a bath who's a good boy it goes fuck fuck fuck fuck i'm 1.00

00:19:22.660 trying to teach it nigger but it's it's gonna be like it's gonna be like that lady last week uh did you 1.00

00:19:28.900 see that um you probably saw the video the canadian lady just yelling there oh yes that's gonna be 1.00

00:19:35.540 your raven just yeah she's all blacked out the slightest inconvenience just taking a piss 0.99

00:19:41.220 that's what i'm trying to teach you yeah you teach you that nah just knows instinctually what to say

00:19:45.380 yeah so basically we put it outside and then i'll look out the window sometimes and i'll see a bunch of 0.76

00:19:51.220 ravens fucking circling it and they're picking on it like the way you guys pick on toad and it's just 0.97

00:19:55.780 fucking they're like what the because it's trying to speak raven to them and they're just like the 1.00

00:20:00.020 fuck this is a retard what are you talking about they don't they can't tell what it's saying because 1.00

00:20:05.940 it's speaking english they don't know what the they think it's i know it i pull them in like 1.00

00:20:11.540 like a long day of like school like he's like got bullied at school all day do you think so are you

00:20:16.420 are you i feel like you're saying that ravens don't speak raven once you teach them five words of 0.94

00:20:22.020 english this this has been in my house since he was a fucking baby bro he doesn't how the 0.99

00:20:26.980 was he gonna learn i didn't put on raven kids shows for him radio he picked up baltimore 0.98

00:20:33.940 highlights he's like watch this i guess i don't know you're my man uh do ravens wash themselves

00:20:43.780 yeah they do they do they're really smart that was a meta reference to black people washing their

00:20:48.660 chicken which actually let me read this this was a text message from my wife today she said uh 1.00

00:20:54.900 i don't know if she said what the are you doing you idiot oh no she said okay here black girl at 1.00

00:20:59.220 my job said that some black people do wash their chicken with soap so this is like also i've had 1.00

00:21:05.220 we've had real life confirmation like a number of ways but via the internet this is real life

00:21:09.700 confirmation like face to face i trust my wife this is crazy man this is analytical data yeah real

00:21:17.140 time stats we're doing a service to the nation actually i'm making a list oh yeah so this is

00:21:23.940 this is a new way of washing chicken i believe oh no they're frying it in the washing machine here

00:21:31.700 is that what's going on this is the bit right it has no it's not it just has to be i need to believe

00:21:37.620 for humanity's sake it's a bit too that's crazy oh my god disgusting kill me now it's a front it's

00:21:45.860 like a it's a stove that they built into an oven in the washer and i'm right next to a washer i know 0.87

00:21:50.660 this tastes like all types of bad pockets in oh my god

00:21:56.820 it's still it's still better than like washing your chicken with soap i think because you're making

00:22:02.420 it hot so it's burning like what's i don't know you're frying it is that the argument like no i

00:22:06.980 don't know i've seen i've seen people barbecue off a weird so i'm kind of like desensitized

00:22:11.380 from that like garbage cans and things like that so i'm like oh they're barbecuing oh yeah i've seen

00:22:15.540 people do it with the uh those like metal gates like shelves like filing cabinets they'll just put

00:22:20.820 like they'll put like a smoker in a filing cabinet which actually kind of makes sense the buffalo bill's

00:22:25.060 pizza guy does that oh really the famous tailgater dude he bakes his pizza like in all filing cabinets

00:22:31.540 like it's like a big famous thing there i feel like those things definitely have some toxic

00:22:35.300 chemicals coating every part of that buy a grill buy a smoker like like this is like this is like

00:22:41.780 the white woman or this is like the nigger equivalent for like a white woman pinterest 1.00

00:22:45.540 mommy hobby thing where like look i made a grill out of a washing machine to fuck you 1.00

00:22:51.780 don't tell them to buy it just tell them to steal it just steal a grill like you you can get away 0.99

00:22:56.740 with it you can touch chicken you can totally steal a grill from home depot you can walk right out with

00:23:02.740 it but you've got to buy small you pay for small and then they look at you they're like there's no

00:23:06.580 way he's gonna steal that grill like i paid for these these screws but i'm stealing the how much

00:23:11.940 do you think you could actually get away with do you think you could go into walmart and actually like

00:23:14.900 steal an entire like 85 inch tv as long as you buy like like a pack of twinkies and they're just like

00:23:19.940 like there's no way this guy's walking in portland they'll help you out they'll be like yes sir

00:23:29.300 they'll go to your house and install it for you my homie got his whole house furnished because he used

00:23:33.140 to he had a crack head that he would pay those little he'd give him those little fake um xanax 0.89

00:23:36.980 pills that had fentanyl and he would pay the guy in fentanyl dude the guy would just go steal lumber

00:23:42.020 from from uh his whole house like he stole all the flooring for his whole house this guy's right he would

00:23:47.460 just cover it in rags he would cover it in rags dude and like like they don't they're like oh he

00:23:52.580 wouldn't steal all of that flooring and he would he never got caught he's banned from three home depots 0.90

00:23:59.060 i'm not just a scumbag there's like a thousand home depots you could go to 0.99

00:24:03.940 i love his energy so much he's such a he's such a scumbag that like that's his boy 0.99

00:24:12.420 and it's not even the feeling isn't bad the part that you're like you're giving this 0.98

00:24:16.660 you're giving a crack head figs and eggs with a little bit of fentanyl

00:24:20.580 oh no it's a lot of fentanyl

00:24:23.380 it's a lot of it's like a dose of fentanyl copious amounts of fentanyl

00:24:27.780 believe it or not so here's the problem about drugs is that everyone overdoses on fentanyl but

00:24:32.580 if you're doing fentanyl you don't overdose on a lot of people don't know that oh you actually

00:24:36.260 if you're actually doing fentanyl you don't overdose on it so you just introduce small

00:24:40.260 small amounts of fentanyl to the to the guy until he gets an immunity and then you give him the real

00:24:45.140 you know fake the real fake dude did you just watch the princess bride and tell us the same

00:24:49.380 thing is that what you're doing you're just princess briding us right that makes that makes 1.00

00:24:53.140 princess brides so much more like funny just to think of like this guy was just like overdosed

00:24:57.380 like he was just he's like i did fentanyl every day so just in case for this weird moment for this

00:25:02.740 guy he keeps saying he gets the old one of me i'm gonna show him you could uh take out the 0.96

00:25:05.780 fucking midget that was in there put george floyd in that make it a lot funnier just 0.97

00:25:11.460 you get a natural immunity to fentanyl it happens it happens also if i'm if i'm stealing lumber i'm 0.99

00:25:18.260 definitely from home depot because i feel like lows is too highbrow to allow that to happen how

00:25:23.060 was the crackhead stealing the lumber uh so he'd go in he'd get all the lumber and this is the funniest

00:25:27.940 part he would put he would you know he could buy the big bags of shop rags oh he would put the big 0.94

00:25:32.340 bags of shop rags over it and then wheel it out and we were like but wouldn't they just think

00:25:36.740 you're stealing shop rags like with other that he took from the store and he only got caught three

00:25:43.940 times that's crazy like he's only been banned three times dude like it's it doesn't make sense but

00:25:48.740 that's crackhead language dude that's it's how you do it in the high desert i love the thought of him

00:25:52.420 like having a pallet jack full of just lumber and just like like three things of shop rags like they'll

00:25:58.420 never know i ask questions but i don't fight it i'm like my whole homies my homies whole house is

00:26:03.220 furnished though and you know has wood floors so it is such a great because people don't realize and

00:26:09.060 i tell my wife this like one like a lot of people just don't care what you're doing like everybody's

00:26:13.780 like i don't care what you just and so they don't nobody really cares about everybody so you just do

00:26:18.340 whatever you want like no one's gonna care and two just like how you can get away with a lot more than

00:26:23.700 you realize just i mean doing anything like the all the people the funny videos of people like

00:26:30.100 with like a ladder walking in ladder and clipboard dude walking into anywhere they want to

00:26:37.060 i used to i used to bartend at concerts so i've been i've worked at iron maiden motley crew oz fest

00:26:44.580 uh slipknot corn i've worked at a fuckload of concerts and when i first started working there 0.81

00:26:48.500 my goal was to see how far i could sneak into every concert without having to show any identification

00:26:53.140 this was when i was like i started when i was 19 i only had an alcohol servers license so i was

00:26:57.540 actually serving drinks when i was 19 but dude i snuck into fucking probably nine out of ten without 0.95

00:27:03.380 ever having to show them that i worked for live nation or legends uh hospitality and that's what 0.76

00:27:08.260 taught me like you could fucking get away with so much if you just act like you oh i have somewhere to 0.95

00:27:12.740 be and just walk around with confidence and like dude this is what i do this is what i do when i get 0.93

00:27:17.460 the skanks just just i don't know it's kind of like the george castanza thing where he's like

00:27:25.380 just look like you're busy all the time oh yeah just like you're just plowing through a back hallway 0.96

00:27:29.860 like you're supposed to be somewhere you're right dude people like i don't want to fucking deal with 0.99

00:27:32.580 this guy you're like i got papers and shit so i've been to skanks three times now and every time 0.95

00:27:37.460 i call lewis and i'm like hey can you let me in he's like yeah dog you just come right in and i like 0.94

00:27:42.340 i go in through the front and the lady like stops me and the first time i was like uh this last time 0.57

00:27:47.620 i went in with my wife i was just like yo i work here and she was like oh my bad and then i just

00:27:51.700 walked right by her i was like but you work here wouldn't you wouldn't you know i thought about it 1.00

00:27:56.500 after i was in i was like whatever fucking idiot stupid bitch yeah i've done it and i went to i was 1.00

00:28:03.860 at an alabama game and a girl this was like i was in like high school and a girl i liked was also 1.00

00:28:10.660 the same alabama game for some reason and she was on the other side of the stadium which if anybody's

00:28:16.340 ever been to a stadium they don't allow you to like walk like completely right like it was like

00:28:20.900 down like down a level so like yeah like but they were like security guards everywhere they were like

00:28:27.220 you can't come here and i was just like hey i just had to meet somebody and they were like all right just

00:28:30.980 go and so like i went down to like the lower levels like way past my like whatever my ticket was

00:28:36.900 and just just like just walking through and i was just a high schooler like i was obviously

00:28:41.460 like not anybody special and i was just like i just need to go over here and they're like all

00:28:45.140 right it's fine go in i love it can we can we talk about that comment i have a personal vendetta 0.94

00:28:50.340 with walmart receipt checkers i'm the worst fucking person to them dude i'm so i hate it reminded me 1.00

00:28:56.820 i bought so we bought like a car like a fucking dvd player for the kids in the car and then we were 0.98

00:29:02.420 like oh wait we got to buy dvds haven't paid for one yet we have like 100 dvds in the back of that 0.96

00:29:07.220 car i just fucking steal them from all from walmart dude the last time i encountered one i tried to 0.95

00:29:12.740 boycott walmart for a long time but sometimes you're like on the road or something you need to grab 0.96

00:29:16.420 something real quick and they're open until 11 or whatever but i the last time i went and i paid for

00:29:21.220 everything surprisingly enough and i'm walking out and dude now in california they had there at first it

00:29:27.380 was like security and then security was wrong and then they have an employee doing it and now 0.99

00:29:31.380 they have like some fat fucking faggot sitting off to the side because he's allowed to sit down 1.00

00:29:36.100 because standing for eight hours is like horrible treatment for employees so he's sitting there on 1.00

00:29:40.580 his phone and he wants me to walk out of my way to give him my receipt not gonna do that so i'm

00:29:44.580 walking out and he goes where's your receipt i said i don't have one he goes why i go because i'm

00:29:48.340 fucking stealing i'm stealing i'm like doing this movement and he's like that's not funny i'm like 0.91

00:29:53.940 what are you gonna do what are you gonna do about it i'm stealing and dude everyone was laughing 0.98

00:29:58.260 around him like no one everyone thought it was the funniest so i do that i'm gonna do that every

00:30:01.780 time now that's amazing he's like what are you gonna do he's like i feel like faces faces is definitely

00:30:07.620 that guy he's that guy in those videos i don't know if you've seen of the uh that just starts yelling

00:30:12.020 help like he'll just be like yeah i'm at walmart today help help me like that is so funny dude it's

00:30:20.660 funny that you say that because like i just fucking i just dude i never posted i knew you'd be doing 0.96

00:30:37.620 oh my god uh now i did i know i just like uh i'm just gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna rat on my wife 0.99

00:30:44.580 she used to have a problem with stealing uh whenever she was young you didn't even have to 1.00

00:30:49.380 say that my wife is a kleptomaniac when she was young like 14 and so now like i'm not allowed to

00:30:59.300 steal anything off some moral thing so i i just need to convince her that like hey why was she no wait 1.00

00:31:05.780 tell us more about this what was she stealing why was she stealing why was she stealing so much i'm

00:31:10.260 i'm pretty sure she was like stealing clothes because like so because her parents like she was 1.00

00:31:15.140 so conservative her parents were like hey we're not gonna buy you like like jeans and so she would

00:31:20.900 just go and steal jeans and steal like like tops she liked and shit like that and then she would just 1.00

00:31:27.300 like take it to school and change because she went to public school at that time she would change out of 0.99

00:31:32.580 her skirt and fucking turtleneck to like uh i don't know a bikini i don't know she was a whore hey 1.00

00:31:40.020 cold i don't like i don't i don't like cold i don't like how she makes you not steal that's 1.00

00:31:45.380 like an alcoholic making you not drink because they have a problem it's like i don't have a problem 1.00

00:31:48.740 bitch like i want to steal some shit i can stop any time i want don't fucking make put her 1.00

00:31:53.220 i don't have a problem with stealing i don't i don't i don't know i don't have to steal i don't have 1.00

00:31:58.260 a like uh like my body needs it's like i just want to because it's better for me jason's wife down

00:32:03.860 the street lets him steal she's a cool wife she's cool oh my god let them steal wait let's 1.00

00:32:11.860 guess let's all guess what kind of shit cole was stealing because you know it's not like 1.00

00:32:15.300 conventional things it's probably like really like candy bars you still what are you stealing man no 0.99

00:32:19.940 no no i'd probably like if anything you would be i'm trying to think i'd probably be stealing like

00:32:25.540 graphics cards for like my computer i'd be like going to best buy and just like taking like the graphics 0.99

00:32:31.300 card and just like a keyboard like stupid shit like that that's expensive dude you're stealing 1.00

00:32:37.220 like microchips that's like bang bang for the buck man you can easily conceal that shit i'm a little 1.00

00:32:42.260 nervous about what he's going to do yeah there he goes do you guys know what this is for yeah it's 0.99

00:32:49.060 for cutting off limbs it's not for cutting off limbs it's for cutting off parts of cars specifically

00:32:54.340 one that has precious metals in them and it's got a lot of heavy use just just you're just making

00:33:04.020 everybody uh no now the thing is we do um steal things but like unknowingly so we went into uh we

00:33:13.540 were at lowe's or i think it was actually home depot and uh we were doing some work at our house uh like

00:33:19.140 painting and shit and i needed like some um some of the the wall putty and i saw like i went and i 0.78

00:33:25.540 stole like the big gallon like the fucking big thing of it and i put it under the cart and just 0.98

00:33:31.780 walked out and i know and i got out and i was like didn't pay for this this is like 30 bucks and i just 0.94

00:33:35.940 threw in the car they've done that multiple times with dog food and that's like me with catalytic

00:33:39.620 converters same thing dude faceless you're like a real life gta side character i am no you really are 0.99

00:33:48.740 dude you're awesome you are a fucking he lives in los santos actually yeah you live in los santos 0.98

00:33:53.700 we go to you to like get cool weaponry to like rob banks and shit i wish i could lift my my thing 0.99

00:33:58.500 up and show you guys the gun shop it looks like uh the fucking shop from grand theft auto i i wish i 0.99

00:34:03.780 could show you guys it looks just like it's like it's like rpgs next to like a mini dude i totally i'll

00:34:12.180 send you guys pictures of it it's exactly like that it's like ammunition i'm just so glad that i came

00:34:16.580 into this show with zero expectations like i was i told i said i'm not even gonna watch a video i

00:34:21.380 don't know anything about this guy i'm i'm fully impressed you might i'm fully erect honestly honestly

00:34:27.300 taking it like people's uh catalytic converters though is kind of like uh i don't know it's like

00:34:32.100 a cool thing to do i feel like it's helping both of us because it's like one your car gets better it

00:34:38.420 does a cat delete a catalytic converter makes your car worse i deleted my own therefore is to reduce

00:34:44.260 carbon emissions who gives a fuck about that like who gets better gas mileage all right 0.63

00:34:50.020 making other things let me let me go let me go into a rant um so so two reasons why stealing catalytic 0.85

00:34:57.060 converters is a good thing okay in california in 2018 gavin newsom signed a bill into law that basically

00:35:04.580 made it to where importing smog like items like catalytic converters only made it possible for 0.99

00:35:09.940 dealerships and certified mechanics so a lot of these fucking assholes in los angeles that voted 0.99

00:35:16.180 for him there's now an epidemic of the black market which it opened up a black market there's an 1.00

00:35:20.900 epidemic of those assholes getting their catalytic converter stolen and now they're crying about it 1.00

00:35:25.700 fuck you you voted for gavin so i fully support stealing catalytic converters because one catalytic 1.00

00:35:30.980 converter can can get you fucking can it's a 300 bucks for like one catalytic converter if you can if 1.00

00:35:36.660 you can sell it back to them or you can actually convert it into all of the precious metals and 0.95

00:35:41.300 give it to a recycling center but here's a here's another thing is like i knew a guy who got his stolen

00:35:46.900 and he's he's a guy in la some dude who's like it's like the the typical la dude before i lose this

00:35:53.540 thought that's like fight club where you're you're like taking the liposuction from these 0.99

00:35:57.380 fucking rich white women selling them yes i love it dude i fucking do it and it's funny because 0.99

00:36:02.500 people the people are always the first ones to say you can't joke about doing that i don't joke 1.00

00:36:06.500 about doing it i do it i think it's the best we're joking about you doing it it's the best

00:36:14.420 the oh so this guy he got he he just told me one day he's got engine tattoos on his arms but i'm a 0.70

00:36:18.980 dirty fucking desert rat and he's like my car is just making this noise i was like your cars don't 1.00

00:36:23.940 just do that and so i told him i was like dude wait where's your car parked and he's like oh it's right 0.99

00:36:27.460 over there i'm like yeah i could have stole yours in nine minutes once we found i climbed under his car

00:36:31.380 and i saw his whole exhaust system was gone i was like he's like what the and i was like yeah dude

00:36:38.660 he was his mind was blown to find out the guy who had stolen it on the security cameras was a 0.93

00:36:42.420 fucking uh was driving a bmw i told him dude i could make like you steal three of them you're making 0.99

00:36:47.140 nine hundred dollars a night that's easy money that's easy money the way to stop the the the black 0.99

00:36:52.340 market and the epidemic of catalytic converters is when you get yours stolen to steal it forward so if you

00:36:57.460 have a 2004 toyota prius you you have to go out and find a 2004 toyota prius and steal that and put

00:37:04.660 it on yours and it'll it'll eventually get out of hand steal it forward you have to steal it forward

00:37:09.860 okay and that's the only way to do it this is a so faceless lobster 2024 and our motto is steal it forward

00:37:16.580 steal it forward i wonder what else we could steal that's off off of people's cars that they just won't

00:37:24.100 notice for a while i mean i guess like catalytic converters are the easiest i feel like to do

00:37:28.660 i have you uh don't they make those like i don't know like um things to go above it so literally to

00:37:34.900 make it like a cage like a cage that's when you slash their tires oh my god it's like all right 0.98

00:37:41.620 you asshole i'm trying to steal it forward here and you're sure i'm trying to provide a service to 0.98

00:37:46.820 the community but newsom basically banned it to where um like we had a license because my 0.99

00:37:52.820 my brother owns a motorcycle shop as well and he has the licensing to be able to order all that 0.74

00:37:57.460 shit even if we were able to get a catalytic converter here and put it on a car because it 0.96

00:38:02.660 wasn't done by a licensed dealer it still won't pass smog so is it about the environment or is it about 1.00

00:38:07.620 fucking grifting money from your people like and these la these fucking liberal fucking faggot assholes 1.00

00:38:13.300 the ones who voted for it steal their catalytic converter steal them cut their brake lines pop 1.00

00:38:18.100 their tires stealing brake lines pillage them yeah yeah just like cut it and just like drain the the

00:38:26.020 brake fluid out and just be like i just want this and so stand above a bridge stand stand on the bridge

00:38:32.900 you're driving over and throw a frozen turkey glue glue pennies to their little key lock glue pennies to 0.99

00:38:37.860 their key lock super glue pennies their clelock put sugar in their fucking their oil tanks like all 0.99

00:38:43.300 the good classic yeah classic shit yeah cut the brake lines let all the uh california progressives i 1.00

00:38:48.740 thought you were in their homes you know it's all out weren't you against like p uh peaceful 0.99

00:38:55.140 intervention i thought like i thought you were like all about the violence this seems very peaceful yeah me

00:39:00.100 uh i'm just against dude i'm weird i'm i'm i'm known as an agent of chaos because i just want

00:39:05.220 i well i'm i'm pretty much i used so i would start out liberty i was i guess i was conservative 0.98

00:39:09.620 and then i went libertarian i found out those guys are faggots and then i went fucking um then i went 0.99

00:39:14.500 anarcho-capitalist and now i'm just collapseditarian whatever's gonna make it everyone needs to get on 0.99

00:39:19.380 welfare all at the same time pull their money out from the banks at the same time do a bank run steal

00:39:24.900 each other's like accelerationist let's accelerate let's cut the brake lines and accelerate baby what if

00:39:30.180 everybody in the world transitioned at the same time like all the men became women and the woman

00:39:34.980 became men how crazy would that be such a great idea let's just it up let's just do like let's just

00:39:39.700 in the human race let's just get the human race in one night let's just get weird with it yeah did you 1.00

00:39:44.900 cole did you ever see my design about supporting uh non-political solutions eating your fucking 0.99

00:39:49.620 neighbors yes that's the one i saw yeah so there's a there's a story behind that and the story is 0.96

00:39:55.140 remember when uh biden came out remember when biden came out and said uh um you need f-15s and nukes 0.99

00:40:02.980 to fight us yeah and then all the liberals came out and they were like uh yeah idiot you need f-15s 1.00

00:40:08.740 and nukes to fight the government when we're neighbors like right bro you were gonna be the 0.99

00:40:13.380 ones fighting the government right so i my whole point in making that design was that i basically i made

00:40:20.020 some sort of tweet and i said uh don't worry my fellow neighbors whether or not we need f-15s and

00:40:25.380 nukes to fight the government government worry whether you have the firepower to fight us because

00:40:30.820 we're all one week of starvation away from cannibalism at least i am you gotta follow you

00:40:36.260 gotta follow boko harambe he just he just tweeted exactly that today really yeah the same exact scenario

00:40:43.300 but he was like he's like but i'm gonna go to he told his neighbors he's like but i'm going to your 0.98

00:40:47.220 house with my ar-15 i'm gonna fucking eat you i'm gonna fucking eat you alive what's funny is this 0.99

00:40:53.140 was this alex jones as well that he was like i will like i'd rather because for my kids like i'm not 1.00

00:40:58.340 gonna let my kids starve i'll eat you like i like i don't give a fuck about like do you think you think 0.99

00:41:03.940 those dudes in that titanic are already eating each other or oh they run i think they run out of 1.00

00:41:08.820 oxygen for sure they're dead there's no way they're alive there's zero percent chance they're dead

00:41:13.060 what's the story exactly how many people are i one i want to understand why this is such a big deal

00:41:18.900 like a guys went down to the bottom of the ocean and then they something bad happened like are we

00:41:25.300 not just expecting this to happen every time that people go down that's what i think whenever the

00:41:29.700 movies tell me that's like i think like i think you should just like once you sign that waiver

00:41:35.220 once you sign that waiver it's like yeah like also sign a thing like we're not gonna give a

00:41:39.300 fuck if like you get stuck down there like because like it's just this is what should happen every 0.92

00:41:44.900 time we go down you went to the bottom of the ocean in the minivan yeah like in one of these 1.00

00:41:53.940 with an xbox controller yeah no it was a knockoff xbox it was like the ones you buy 0.97

00:42:00.100 that like light up and shit like that are like 20 dollars it's the only time stick drip for real kill 0.84

00:42:05.460 people that's the kind of reckless that's the kind of reckless energy that faceless has like this whole 0.96

00:42:09.540 time i like that though well that's that's how i could not to go to jump back but that's how i got

00:42:14.180 that ideology was remember when coven when everyone was buying uh toilet paper yeah worrying about if 0.94

00:42:18.820 their asses were wiped i'm not going when the goes down i'm gonna break in your house with an 1.00

00:42:23.460 ass full of and kill you and use your toilet paper as fire as firewood as kindling like i'm not even 1.00

00:42:29.220 going to use it to wipe my ass on your face and then like and then just eat your toilet paper i don't 1.00

00:42:34.260 think those guys in the submarine have the grit to go i they're probably freaking out because their 1.00

00:42:38.180 asses aren't wiped like they're they're they're probably don't know how to handle it i bet one 0.99

00:42:42.420 of them freaks out tries to open up the door he's just fucking he's just like i feel like that would 0.98

00:42:46.740 be kill somebody start eating them and like hey man we're like two hours into this there's like 0.99

00:42:50.420 shit like there's still plenty of stuff we could eat he's like ah i'm already committed i already 0.99

00:42:54.500 for real it's it would be a great that's a great netflix show like if you if you could produce that 0.98

00:42:59.140 like so like we're stuck in the bottom of the ocean almost certainly no one's coming for us

00:43:03.300 and there's like a timer on the wall and it says like eight hours so now you're like rich affluent

00:43:08.020 white people you have eight hours to do everything you've never done what do you do well apparently 0.94

00:43:13.140 they're all dudes you're there they're definitely not they're definitely not kids under there because 0.58

00:43:17.460 they've already been tried and true they're all in epstein's flight logs so yeah they're all adrenochromed

00:43:24.980 out maybe that's maybe that's where epstein's new island is it's just in the titanic and they just

00:43:29.140 keep going down there they're like sitting people down there why does everyone want to see the 0.91

00:43:32.820 titanic all of a sudden what the fuck it's like no you don't understand there's a whole like kid 0.99

00:43:37.460 fucking like extravaganza down there that they're just going down to somebody put up they put up a 0.99

00:43:43.780 chart and this is how fucking dumb i am i didn't realize that the titanic went so low yeah because 1.00

00:43:48.660 yeah like like they said whales can't even go down that low i'm like damn i'm an idiot i hate how 0.99

00:43:54.180 people are acting like experts too it's the worst yeah it could be with everything though it was 0.96

00:43:59.620 literally a meme so who knows the only thing i care about what this is oh go ahead toad i'll let you

00:44:05.220 go yeah i thought that i hate how people act like that is the titanic at all down there oh i forgot toad's

00:44:16.260 on this titanic thing whatever uh no the only thing the only funny thing about this the only funny thing 0.99

00:44:22.100 about this is the sun hitting on an only fans girl like do while his dad it's like this shit is so 0.99

00:44:30.180 oh oh i don't care about this no no pull up the other thing i don't want to see black people talk 1.00

00:44:35.780 i was gonna say how does the black guy know what the ocean looks like get out of here 1.00

00:44:40.180 based on what they tell me this is what's going on this black guy's telling me about water you're right 1.00

00:44:45.620 yeah the titanic was swapped with the olympic that was part of a uh insurance fraud you just you 0.97

00:44:51.940 had to get that out huh that's probably true who gives a shit does anyone here believe that dinosaurs 0.99

00:44:57.620 existed no we had i used to i don't anymore honestly i don't believe in that shit i don't believe in 0.98

00:45:03.380 that shit so i had i had i love um i love around like i love being devil's advocate like with anyone 0.97

00:45:09.380 in their arguments and there's this one chick who's super hardcore atheist and you know talking 1.00

00:45:14.180 shit about religion and i told her i was like do you believe in dinosaurs this bitch had never 1.00

00:45:18.020 even been the smithsonian she went off she like believed in them from her fucking from the books 1.00

00:45:22.900 well you have faith in the fucking dinosaurs but don't have faith in because she's talking 0.99

00:45:26.100 shit about the books like how are you gonna believe a book like you believe there's these 1.00

00:45:30.100 giant fucking animals walking on the fucking planet dude here's the thing i do believe i do believe 1.00

00:45:35.380 that uh there were i don't know if i wouldn't even call them dinosaurs but i believe that possibly 1.00

00:45:41.140 maybe the fragments of some of these bones which they've never constructed a full one

00:45:45.700 it's it's more likely to me that it's a dragon like look at the look at the the uh physiognomy

00:45:51.540 that's the safe argument it is but but but someone says it and it really me up like look

00:45:56.260 at the t-rex with those little arms like they go in front like not they could be connected to 0.86

00:46:00.020 wings and then if that thing had wings it's a fucking dragon dude that's like that that makes 0.99

00:46:04.100 a lot more sense than dinosaurs they just expect me to believe that some guy fucking bubblegum 0.99

00:46:08.660 and toothpaste some fucking bones together yeah just believe that what's what's crazy 0.99

00:46:12.580 like uh yeah it's bullshit so you so you don't believe in dinosaurs but you do believe in skinwalkers 0.99

00:46:18.340 and that the skinwalkers are a fucking totally different yeah i i believe i don't believe in 0.99

00:46:23.700 dinosaurs but i believe in demons oh yeah there you go yeah dude i've seen what we want to talk about 0.92

00:46:29.380 this is what we wanted to dive into right here top top's getting excited let's go

00:46:33.060 that we want i am hard let's talk about demons and skinwalkers so did have you filled them in on

00:46:39.380 the the story of the skin i i did i did i told them that you've had contact uh very contact with

00:46:45.220 skinwalkers and so i i'm letting you go let me let me give you a very like this like 0.67

00:46:51.620 condensed version of the story i have a whole the whole story's on youtube it's great like this was

00:46:55.860 one of my big like you know coming of age stories but basically we have a bunch of tunnels in the high

00:47:00.580 desert we have the my the boron mines near us we have like tunnels that just go everywhere

00:47:06.340 and i had some friends who wanted to go into one of them and light fireworks off at 3 a.m

00:47:10.740 and we went down there and there was five of us we were super athletic back then like running

00:47:15.620 everywhere so it was like six miles down or something like that we ran all the way to the

00:47:18.660 end we lit off a fuckload of fireworks at the bottom my ears were like yeah i couldn't even hear 0.96

00:47:23.060 anything like why would we do that stupid makes no sense to run to a full sprint and just do the 0.97

00:47:31.300 dumbest you could do in a tunnel and so three of the friends i could tell got really creeped out by 0.96

00:47:36.340 it and they were like we're gonna run back but one of my friends was like hey man uh can you walk with 0.99

00:47:40.740 me i rolled my ankle on the way here so i was like all right i'll walk with you and he i was walking

00:47:45.780 with him and he had this huge like that big spotlight flash handheld flashlight yeah and he he's behind

00:47:52.020 me i had like a little flip phone at the time and i was like trying to see like in front of me

00:47:55.860 and he looks back he's holding the back of his neck he's kneeling down holding the back of his neck

00:47:59.460 behind me i turn around and i look at him and he points at the roof because he like got bit by

00:48:03.860 something and then he points it down and you could see all the way and then it curves out and i'm

00:48:09.780 looking down at the end of the tunnel and i just see this tall this was before slender man was a

00:48:14.180 thing it was like this naked tall like skinny aren't like super long arms like alien white skin thing

00:48:20.660 that went like this yeah and then went back out i thought i was tripping but he started he started

00:48:26.020 screaming help help me like jumping over me and so i'm running i'm just like boom boom boom boom running

00:48:32.020 through this tunnel and after a while he he starts slowing down he's like i can't run anymore my leg

00:48:36.580 hurts we haven't talked about what we've seen yet and he starts slowing down he's like please walk with

00:48:40.260 me i'm scared so we're walking and then he uh we start hearing um this type of noise uh we start hearing

00:48:46.660 like crinkling like this coming up behind us like crinkling i don't know if you can hear that we

00:48:50.420 started hearing like crinkling and again he starts screaming and help help like jumping over me and

00:48:56.980 then at one point dude we're running and he's crying and he can't run anymore he's like hi like 0.69

00:49:02.260 he's he's like i can't please help me i can't run anymore so i grab this nigga in a headlock 1.00

00:49:06.980 and i start running through this tunnel and his legs are dragging and he's like help please this guy

00:49:13.380 starts pulling out fireworks from because he had a little blowtorch starts pulling out fireworks from

00:49:17.780 his pocket and lighting them and dropping them that's how terrified he is and i'm hearing dude

00:49:22.100 it's like a like a hero glory like i'm running with this dude and there's explosions happening behind

00:49:27.220 me boom boom boom and i'm like running dude he's like like choking he's like and so i'm running we get

00:49:33.620 to the car and uh i said him and i word for word explain exactly what we saw and exactly what we heard

00:49:41.220 no deviation it's we both saw and heard the exact same thing and that's when i went oh

00:49:46.180 we have to go home like this is dude we saw something down there that was horrifying now

00:49:50.180 i have two i have three additions that story that i've never told well i don't know if i told those

00:49:54.740 on the video but i know i have one i haven't told so yes so one of the additions is that i got they

00:50:00.660 were all joking about dropping me off first because the demon's gonna he's it's gonna follow me home so

00:50:05.140 they dropped me off and i fed my dogs that was my nightly ritual i wake up in the morning and i

00:50:10.660 see my dog out in the yard laying on the ground i walk out there his name was leo and he's like a

00:50:14.900 little uh poodle i walk out there and he's twisted in half ripped and his head is over on this side of

00:50:21.540 the yard and his legs are over on this side of the yard and i just started crying like bursting out

00:50:26.420 into tears and i still did not believe in skinwalkers at how far from your house in my backyard in my

00:50:33.540 backyard where how far was the oh a few miles a few miles okay how was the dog out with like you

00:50:39.060 didn't like was he out all overnight like yeah he's a he's an outside dog he always slept on the

00:50:42.580 he always slept on the front porch he's an outside dog you didn't hear nothing and i slept in the

00:50:46.420 back where i would have heard it and they thought it was my my dog my pit bull but my pit bulls never

00:50:50.900 heard a fly and then they thought it was coyotes but no scavenger would come into a yard to rip some

00:50:55.620 would risk their lives to fight a pit bull to take a poodle to not take anything it was like a

00:50:59.860 ritualistic like corkscrew and ripped into pieces so i still didn't believe in skinwalkers and then 1.00

00:51:05.620 those same friends went back a few days later and sent me snapchats of those uh because i had a flip

00:51:10.500 phone and an ipod touch they sent me snapchats of those of this tunnel it was all that i don't 0.86

00:51:15.700 remember seeing that night it was all like satanic shit it's like like candles 0.98

00:51:20.740 fucking ritualistic like bones and shit all over and i was so i still did not believe in skinwalkers i was 0.99

00:51:26.340 like there was just some weird shit going on down there right years later satanic cult yeah some 0.99

00:51:32.340 but dude this thing that i saw was otherworldly skinwalkers it was they were white it was 0.83

00:51:40.180 otherworldly yeah like it was it was something that i've never seen so a few like i didn't believe in

00:51:45.940 them until i think like two years ago i met with a spiritual shaman i started telling him this story

00:51:52.020 story and he said uh he goes okay hold on before you go any further any part during the story did

00:51:59.060 the guy did the guy that you were with did he touch his lower back and i go no he didn't he goes

00:52:03.060 did he touch the back of his neck i go he did and that was like a significant thing i always

00:52:08.500 remembered he goes okay i don't even need to know this guy proceeded to tell me the rest of the story 0.96

00:52:13.060 that had happened and i was like what the fuck and he was telling me facts that i that were that 0.88

00:52:18.980 he this was before i made my video about it he's telling me facts he was telling me all this 0.97

00:52:23.220 that had happened he goes now i have one more question that friend that held the back of his

00:52:27.220 neck how did his life seem for the next few years after and i go that's funny you say that he goes

00:52:33.140 why i go we had a running joke we had to cut ties with that friend because we had a running joke after

00:52:38.020 that for years that we would always check in on his facebook and his life would get like progressively 0.96

00:52:43.300 worse like almost like like rickety cricket from from it's always sunny like the dumbest 0.99

00:52:48.100 shit that i'd ever seen he he hit me up he'd be like hey i'm gonna sell my bronco should i give them 0.99

00:52:53.060 the pink slip without the money no but he did it anyways he'd be he left like he dude his life went 0.99

00:52:59.060 to shit his teeth started falling out and the the shaman told me he thinks that there was two there 0.81

00:53:03.860 that night and the one that was meant for him connected to him and the one that was meant for me was the 0.99

00:53:08.420 one we saw and he thinks i'm anointed he thinks that uh luckily that i was able to get away from

00:53:14.100 it but that dude it was weird holy all of the other did not make me believe in skinwalkers

00:53:19.140 the spiritual shaman telling me my own story to me a guy i've never met before

00:53:23.620 and then telling me like facts about this person and his life his mom died afterwards right afterwards

00:53:28.900 right yes he started doing meth right after his teeth fell out that's what made me believe in skin 1.00

00:53:33.540 walkers i i do have to insert some funny to this the funny part is that uh faceless before this

00:53:38.500 happened was just a really nice guy he never did anything chaotic and then since then he's got a

00:53:43.300 little chaos like he actually did get caught by the skinwalker he just doesn't realize this 1.00

00:53:48.420 this is just his his friends are like dude faceless is like stealing catalytic converters and he's like

00:53:58.020 but he has a lot of guns this is what happened to roseanne after the car accident 0.99

00:54:02.340 she was like a normal sweet girl and then hit by a fucking cadillac there are people in high school 0.91

00:54:07.060 that um i don't talk i don't speak to anyone from my high school but one girl hit me up recently and 0.96

00:54:11.300 she's like hey uh this guy was asking about you and i didn't know what to tell him and i just said 0.99

00:54:15.620 you're like a domestic terrorist now i was like tell everybody that that's fucking dope 1.00

00:54:22.980 i want everyone in high school to think that i'm a fucking absolute psychopath domestic 1.00

00:54:26.820 terrorist like i didn't get invited to the reunion so yeah did you think uh it was like cult 0.99

00:54:32.500 shit down there or like virtual like like satanic shit because like i have a weird kind of similar 0.98

00:54:37.220 not like that story at all but like a cult thing because i'm thinking i'm thinking about like like 0.99

00:54:42.580 the only story that i've ever heard of of like dog specifically being ripped like that is uh like

00:54:48.420 dog men doing it but dog man yeah skinwalkers can like turn into dog men that's like kind of the idea

00:54:54.740 of what they are but also i'm not as familiar with the lore i know that on skinwalker ranch they're

00:54:59.460 like indians but you're i don't i don't i don't know what what do you think what do you think that

00:55:03.620 was about man i've had dogs in my life like that's why i read one of the reasons i recently got a dog

00:55:10.740 tattoo is they've been like weird true turning points of of life lessons for me like like dogs and

00:55:18.020 things that have happened to me dogs like someone broke in my yard and shot one of my dogs with a nine

00:55:22.580 mill and like was stalking my ex-girlfriend like i had i every time something has happened to a dog

00:55:27.540 in my life it's been a big like sign from whatever higher power you guys if you don't even believe in 0.98

00:55:31.940 one fuck you but if you if you believe in one some sort of higher power telling me something but 0.98

00:55:36.660 i don't know man like i i never put that much thought into it like i when i it was when i was 1.00

00:55:40.420 young i was like right when i was like 17 18 and i was just like that's fucking crazy you know what i 0.95

00:55:44.740 mean like yeah that's wild but i put these things together over years and years of like

00:55:50.580 those five guys knowing that story and us kind of reminiscing about it and being like man it's

00:55:54.260 crazy about your dog dude i'm like it just doesn't make sense it doesn't make sense why everyone wrote

00:55:58.340 it off as like oh our pit bull killed him or a coyote got him no no i don't think it makes no

00:56:05.380 top you should tell them about your uh aunt that's because it's almost the same as having like

00:56:10.420 the attachment basically that's what i was gonna say but like because he didn't travel that far so

00:56:15.940 for me i'm like physically this thing could have just followed you but you know like the the hitchhiker

00:56:20.420 effect with with bigfoot or something like that you can go like if you see one or you're trying

00:56:24.660 to provoke something like that and you go across a country this will follow you because people think

00:56:28.420 that they're interdimensional but uh me and my aunt had some kind of a story but it's like an actual

00:56:32.980 demon that was with her she just had like super bad luck for years and years and years and finally

00:56:38.820 she was in puerto rico and uh one of her friends said we're gonna go to the witch doctor and this guy doing

00:56:43.300 like santeria up there on a mountain and uh she sat down and she's kind of like what we're doing here

00:56:49.380 her friend sits down and the witch doctor looks at her immediately and she's like you and she starts

00:56:54.580 burning candles and she's like then she starts talking to my aunt but like talking over her

00:56:59.140 shoulder to another person and at some point my own telling me that like she could hear a man

00:57:04.180 answering back saying she's mine she's mine she gained she gained like a hundred pounds she was 0.78

00:57:09.620 she's still in bad shape but like he was like i'm gonna keep her fat i'm gonna keep her this way 0.99

00:57:13.700 because she's mine but like all in spanish and shit like that so i don't know like she did some stuff 0.95

00:57:19.300 yeah oh yeah me too she did stuff to get rid of that up as an excuse for why she was fat yeah she just 1.00

00:57:24.500 got super fat and she was just like i know love beans and and tortilla she has she has very she has very 0.89

00:57:33.300 bad luck this lady like like how you're you're talking about with your friend not not so much with drugs and 1.00

00:57:37.860 stuff but even to this day she has bad luck and i'm like yo you can get rid of that man whatever

00:57:42.820 it is i don't know if it was just because the shaman was stroking my ego dude but i have stories

00:57:46.900 that i could tell you that like it's just the most divine intervention luck having like that one story

00:57:52.660 about me popping the clutch in front of all the people i have hundreds of those where i'm like a

00:57:57.060 good luck charm like people around me call me that like do you just i for example i just rode my harley

00:58:02.740 10 hours to grass valley without a license plate or a license and i wrote it all the way back and

00:58:08.340 i dude i've been writing for about three four years now without a license or license plate and i never

00:58:14.020 get like i'm i just like i'm what's that chick domino from deadpool that's like me like things just

00:58:19.220 happen around me and i'm like this is dope like i'm fine you know you're like you're shining like that

00:58:24.740 kid in the shining man that's what that's what i said i don't know what it is but then there's those

00:58:28.740 people like that who like they have something spiritually evil happening to them and things just

00:58:34.100 happen around them i think that happened to me that night because i was with that guy like i

00:58:38.900 think he was there and i don't know i don't know if you believe in it but i think people attract

00:58:42.340 those dark forces i really do oh yeah i probably if i went down there alone i probably would have been 0.95

00:58:46.740 fine came back like they would have been like just let him pass just let this fool pass like 0.99

00:58:51.220 he's not he's not the one he's not this guy's crazy he's stealing kyle he's gonna steal our 0.99

00:58:56.740 shit i'm gonna go and adam you had uh a couple weird shit but like i mean yeah here's my theory 0.98

00:59:03.060 on this what he just said though it's like i think if you if you believe in like that like people do 0.99

00:59:08.580 have a general plan for their life of whatever's going on i feel like uh some of these demonic

00:59:13.620 entities might be able to because their whole idea is to subvert whatever god is doing or whatever you

00:59:17.780 believe like that's what that's what a fallen angel or a demon actually is and i feel like if they

00:59:22.580 see somebody's life trajectory that they kind of like maybe there's like a similar trait that's

00:59:27.380 who they'll go after or they'll leave somebody alone because they're like this is not gonna work

00:59:31.140 out or up i believe in that because i've had i've had it i i've felt times of pressure where i'm like

00:59:37.060 there's something trying to get me and then i've had someone extremely close to me have something really

00:59:41.700 happened i just feel and and then try to drag me down with them and this might just be i don't know

00:59:46.580 you know what i mean like i just feel like something is latching on to them to try to get

00:59:51.300 to me sometimes like and i'm talking about like my like my brother or something something's happened

00:59:55.300 to him like very out of nowhere just like a depression you know what i mean it's like we 0.87

01:00:00.100 need to get you fucking cleansed or something even though i'm not that religious i'm i'm like 0.98

01:00:03.620 you can call me like a slight pentecostal christian i guess you know what i mean but like i'm not super 0.99

01:00:08.580 religious i just i've seen it to believe it you know what i mean some of that i've seen

01:00:12.340 this is this is this conversation is for i'm starting a show that is going to deal with this 0.98

01:00:17.380 shit but yeah dude i love this man yeah once i once i told top i was like top he uh he's had 0.97

01:00:23.860 like contact with skinwalkers and top was like i am down i told adam the same thing adam was like 0.99

01:00:27.700 this is the shit i'll have you have i'll have you um i'll get you in touch with my brother and um 0.97

01:00:33.780 and he has a story because we're big dude you can't be a like a biker and not believe in spirits we 1.00

01:00:40.180 believe that like if someone doesn't have a bell on their bike they're gonna die like like if you

01:00:44.740 and the only way to get a bell a little bell on your bike is to be gifted you can't buy one and put

01:00:48.900 one on your bike a little like a real little spiritual bell like an actual little bell it has

01:00:53.780 to be gifted to you we believe that some bikes are not meant for you like i had a pro one custom

01:00:58.420 harley that was like a fucking 35 000 harley and it never got started it would dude it was 0.96

01:01:04.100 bitching like choppered out i'd ride that shit to bars but it'd break down on me every time i'd ride 0.97

01:01:08.180 it and one of the guys told me one time he was like hey man the day you get that thing fixed 100 0.99

01:01:13.220 is the day you die on it i had to get rid of it i was like i can't but we you can't be a biker and not 0.99

01:01:17.780 believe in that shit but i'll have you i'll get you in touch with my brother because he has a story 0.99

01:01:21.700 of them buying this fucking bike from the the 60s that was all up and there was a spirit attached to 1.00

01:01:28.580 it and it was for um a girl she wrote it the last time she wrote was with her dad when she was a kid 0.98

01:01:33.300 and now she's old and like there's this whole story about a spear being attached to it and him

01:01:38.820 like linking that with like them finding her brother and like it was crazy like this whole thing and it

01:01:44.500 was talking to my brother dude um sorry we had i'm sorry he's right we just had owen benjamin on and

01:01:52.820 he kind of like really like shook things up and you're doing it now in another in the opposite direction

01:01:58.500 creating a possible black hole which is awesome that would be awesome that's the concern happening

01:02:04.740 hell yeah make that black hole i like black holes 0.98

01:02:12.980 this is the i dude i love this like right just like creepy shit like like i can't do it by myself 0.95

01:02:19.140 like there's no i can't because uh everybody knows me in here like knows like i'm just way too happy go 0.76

01:02:24.020 lucky like so if i ever by the way if you ever did like attached by a demon you would know because i

01:02:29.380 would like it would be the clearest change in personality of anyone it would be just like

01:02:35.860 straight start doing manly stuff like what's happening here i want to i want to do so i have

01:02:41.780 a few ideas for some videos we're working on one right now we're going to start doing some jackass 0.79

01:02:45.620 style shit like we're going to like do some some crazy stuff but one of them i want to do is like 0.84

01:02:50.500 i want to do some ghost hunting with faceless i think that'd be so sick dude like gopros and like 0.98

01:02:54.820 go to like dude because we have like abandoned churches out in the mountains where i live i live right

01:02:59.780 near uh where the manson family live like near that like pretty close there's some crazy dude there's

01:03:06.020 some crazy otherworldly like we live in a different place here i'm not even joking it's amazing 0.89

01:03:12.100 how far are you from uh fucking joshua tree uh that's actually in the manson place is directly 0.96

01:03:20.340 in between me and joshua tree it's in those mountains right there dude so he's weird yeah 0.97

01:03:25.140 joshua tree i've been there a few times weird that i've seen there's weird like cult sacrificial

01:03:30.980 out here man dude there's a lot of cold out in california for some reason it's like they all 0.84

01:03:35.860 gotta check out uh fucking tony merkel's show the confessionals this there's a great story about a 0.90

01:03:41.300 dude that goes uh he goes into joshua tree he basically gets like like uh not abducted but kind 0.98

01:03:47.380 of like persuaded there he's he's like very much one of these dudes that's like yes he'll say he'll

01:03:52.500 just say yes and do it and he said yes all the way into some kind of like satanic ritual with a high

01:03:58.020 priest there yo it's a sick it's a sick story man jesus like i said i can't like scary like

01:04:05.460 this like i won't watch any like movies about demons like i can't do it but i'll listen to

01:04:09.780 someone tell a story about it because i don't know what it is like you guys you guys ever see shadow

01:04:14.020 people or like any like weird shit like dude so i had this thing for a long time because i used to 0.73

01:04:19.140 have uh i used to have um sleep what is that the sleep apnea not sleep apnea sleep paralysis 0.94

01:04:27.940 i would feel things behind me when i was sleeping and the way i overcame that is i would like flex

01:04:32.900 all my muscles and when i would see something i'd rush it like like i like what's up what's up like like

01:04:39.460 i guess you're not supposed to do that in spirituality i guess that's really bad because that's like

01:04:43.140 acknowledging them but i would do that first like there would be one in the corner i'd be like

01:04:46.180 i'll do uh top get uh the ai stuff with demons uh you need to like let faceless like oh i'd like

01:04:53.860 to hear adam's story though oh yes please adam go oh no yeah adam let's go there's not as good as

01:04:58.660 yours i have a few ones but one i was talking about the cult stuff is okay i'm from staten island

01:05:02.660 do you guys know cropsy and the whole will brook i'm sure you guys have heard of it i've heard of

01:05:06.340 it yeah okay will brook real quick rundown will brook used to be a mental health facility that was in

01:05:11.460 the 70s that was not it was pretty much like a prison camp for mentally ill people it was like

01:05:15.220 beat them and shit it was terrible and like heraldo rivera was one who like broke the news on that and 0.94

01:05:19.140 they shut it down is that whole story but they completely condemned it and it became just like 0.99

01:05:23.780 a fun place for teenagers to go into that island and like you know walk through all the buildings

01:05:27.700 but this is wild so what we were doing that and we walked through an area and there was nothing

01:05:32.420 and then like 10 minutes later we turned around and as we walked back the whole area was filled with 0.82

01:05:36.900 candles and shit was lit up all the way within like within 10 minutes less than 10 minutes that was 0.84

01:05:41.300 so scary i was like how the we didn't hear anybody we weren't that gone like we weren't like you know 0.91

01:05:45.060 like we it's it's it's completely covered over with trees and leaves and you would hear people walking

01:05:48.980 like you know you we heard ourselves walking very loudly it's not like you could hide it and we just

01:05:52.740 came back and then boom all the candles were lit and we're like see you later and we yeah dude the uh

01:05:56.580 sleep paralysis i know uh dicky walnuts who's in the chat uh good buddy of ours he he has sleep

01:06:01.860 paralysis and he talks about like he was like oh yeah i see the d he sees the ai image but he's like

01:06:06.180 i see the demons like when he comes to sleep like wake up and they're like right there they're just

01:06:10.180 like either right like i've seen like her thing about the edge of the bed or they're just like

01:06:13.940 chilling like right above you and they're just kind of staring at you steal a catalytic converter

01:06:19.780 what's weird about that is dude that was a time in my life when i think i was very like mentally and

01:06:24.500 spiritually weak uh i've always been kind of strong dude a little fun fact about me i used to be over 300

01:06:29.380 pounds i lost 150 pounds when i was younger that kind of formed me into like like hardened me i went

01:06:35.620 12 days one time without eating anything other than drinking water like and that was when i was a kid

01:06:40.260 and i was anorexic like i had i've been through a lot of hardship is my point and uh that was around

01:06:45.380 right before i started going through a lot of hardship i was very spiritually and like mentally weak

01:06:49.620 and it was it was weird how i would see a lot more like shadow people and demons like that

01:06:53.940 and since i've gotten to where i'm at now like it's it's rare it's pretty it's pretty rare i don't 0.96

01:06:59.300 know if that's to speak to anything or if it's just a coincidence you know what i mean but damn

01:07:02.740 i get i get my life right and all the fun shit goes away like all these all my friends like where'd 0.81

01:07:07.460 they go it's like i don't know i don't know if it's because i was really hilarious and then he lost all

01:07:12.020 that weight oh yeah yeah yeah that's like you know that's because there is like a there's an

01:07:18.980 energy that you bring around with you when you're when you're heavy like i was a chubby kid too you

01:07:23.700 you kind of you're vibrating differently that's my guy right there bro that's my that's my

01:07:36.660 guy dude jesus christ i love you anyway there's a spirit there's a spirit that you definitely like

01:07:42.660 a vibration that you're vibrating on a certain frequency and like i'd like more chicken with

01:07:47.220 you or i don't know no i was weak you gotta talk about the ai because what you believe about ai

01:07:55.540 yeah i think ai is demonic i think so um yeah you think so so my my thing was the ai art and uh i did

01:08:04.580 like a whole big thread the thread got like half a no it has like it's almost 700 000 views on it

01:08:10.260 and it has like 500 likes it's it's the worst ratio in the world it's the craziest thing um

01:08:15.620 so i i just i'm talking about ai art and how like basically you can only create uh people with six

01:08:22.420 fingers or like it's most of the time it's six fingers just one extra digit and i said well what if

01:08:26.900 it's not just a computational error what if it's what if it's like a sign of like like nephilim or like

01:08:32.340 a ghost in the machine kind of thing because the nephilim is the child of the of the demon or no

01:08:38.180 the child of a fallen angel right and they're kind of like laying door who knows who knows what's

01:08:42.260 going on maybe we're recreating the nephilim through ai i i went through the whole thing and

01:08:47.380 people either called me crazy or they were like yo facts no i believe it man i believe it my dad was

01:08:53.140 having me he was having me look into um he's having me ask a bunch of the different ais about

01:08:58.340 man what was it it was like micro organisms or something and he thinks that's i i asked a bunch

01:09:04.500 of things like a bunch of religious shit to them and all the ais i was trying like the chat gpt and 0.98

01:09:09.300 all that shit they were all saying shit that was like not like it was it was avoid it was almost 0.99

01:09:14.100 avoiding the question when i would ask it about trying to remember the specific term that he had 1.00

01:09:18.340 me use but it was like when cern or one of those places looked into the like the nano micro something and

01:09:25.300 they heard you brought up sir and now tops tops conspiracy brain is like i'm literally i'm

01:09:29.700 sweating i'm literally sweating i'm supposed to try to be funny here i can't now i think it's cool

01:09:34.340 when religion like starts meeting the the technology that we're when our religions or spirituality starts

01:09:40.740 colliding with the technology because i mean i wish i could remember the terms but he had me ask it 0.92

01:09:44.180 some shit and it was avoiding questions and i was like that's fucking odd that's a little odd like 0.93

01:09:49.780 hey are you just like a million tiny demons working for us dude uh this this is actually i've seen 0.99

01:09:55.220 this uh threads on twitter and maybe on instagram too of that microchips little microchips are

01:10:01.860 demonic uh like it's demonic geometry symbology yeah yeah it's like the like the whole transistor thing

01:10:08.820 is just gateways to like uh like demons and that's yes do you ever see cold overhead of the pyramids

01:10:16.020 in a microchip laid side by side they're like like exactly yeah it's wild it's not healthy

01:10:21.060 do you use it faceless you use it for anything so i spent like three weeks trying to write out a

01:10:29.060 script like rod serling for my recent instagram video and dude i tried to write it in the style

01:10:34.820 of rod serling like i studied his you know you guys know rod serling is right the twilight zone yeah

01:10:39.060 yeah yeah our twilight zone host there you go oh my god that is weird that is weird

01:10:46.420 it's on history channel too like it's like it's in plain side they're just like yeah this is just

01:10:51.780 don't worry about it i was like hey this is kind of weird right guys now back to pawn stars

01:10:57.940 we're like it is weird why are you posing a simulation everything everything that we perceive

01:11:04.100 as existence is just something that was manufactured or engineered by some uh higher being yeah yeah 0.79

01:11:12.900 that would be funny if everyone who's religious it's all just uh fucking simulate the god that they 0.96

01:11:17.220 believe in is just a fucking someone programming it it's not actually always another level it's 0.99

01:11:21.940 actually and at the top it's the fucking juice it's always the juice man do you think cern is 0.99

01:11:29.140 a reason for the mandela effect and all that shit i don't believe in the mandela effect at all i don't 0.98

01:11:33.300 believe i think it's bullshit because i dude i've been designing for that's my thing is is graphic 0.90

01:11:38.340 design i've been doing it for 13 years unless you unless you you give me a better idea but basically

01:11:45.220 man when when we when like top will know about this when we design dude like i shrink my art to

01:11:51.380 like or i expand my art to like 100 000th time its size to look at tiny little details and then i

01:11:58.420 shrink it down to be like that small to make sure that i can see it far away and under and really

01:12:03.300 make out what it is and over time i've kind of understood that uh that people you do certain you

01:12:09.940 design things a certain way so that there isn't misconceptions and i've had on massive scales with

01:12:14.900 some of my campaigns that i've done in design there be those misconceptions where i'll have a friend

01:12:19.380 hey i like that thing that you did where it said this and i was like it didn't say that

01:12:22.660 i swear it did and they pull it up i'm like dude i the one who designed it didn't say that

01:12:26.100 i think a lot of mandela effect is just common misconceptions everyone reading something

01:12:30.420 wrong or doing you know like a common worldwide or not worldwide but just cultural misconception

01:12:37.380 about one thing like that's my fair hear me out hear me out i'll fire right in this room though 0.97

01:12:43.460 about berenstein bears and fucking the fruit of the loom cornucopia though i don't give a 0.99

01:12:47.540 shit what do you say it was spelt that way and there's a fucking cornucopia the fruit of loom i 0.99

01:12:51.220 grew up on that shit i'm gonna fight everybody and that's one of the main points i think it's 1.00

01:12:54.740 people not willing to admit they're wrong a minor detail about something dude 1.00

01:13:00.100 fuck you it was berenstein bears fuck you i'll fire everybody in this goddamn room it was berenstein 1.00

01:13:04.660 bears oh yeah like i just think it's a lot of people who are afraid to admit they're wrong 1.00

01:13:09.060 and i think it's just more it more it's more of a commentary on our fucking egos and our uh 0.97

01:13:14.820 our brains wanting to i remember being like why are the bears jewish yeah what about like right 0.98

01:13:20.820 like why were they why was the name for the bears i'm not i don't really care too

01:13:27.060 yeah i don't care too much about the mandela effect it's fun it's fun to look at because it is

01:13:34.580 it could like like like faceless is saying it could be a giant conspiracy where things get

01:13:38.100 switched or it could just be people being fucking retarded either way i think it's kind of interesting 0.92

01:13:41.620 and funny but what cern is doing that is and and also uh man what's the one in tennessee uh 0.98

01:13:48.740 fucking there's another hadron collider a small one in tennessee yeah it's it's like right there 0.81

01:13:54.660 and they were saying like oh these people think we're like smashing particles to open up you know 0.97

01:13:59.940 a gateway to another dimension and they're like well what are you doing i was like oh that's what you're

01:14:07.060 doing it was just not demonic dimensions no we're going to like the cool dimensions dude like yeah

01:14:16.740 the people at cern like just doing a mock uh the mock child sacrifice to shiva the god of

01:14:21.700 destruction and they're like hey what are you guys doing over there like oh it's just that's just a

01:14:25.460 joke too don't even worry about that i love that everybody in the chats going like saying what it is

01:14:29.860 and uh they're like oak ridge oak ridge eric is like graceland

01:14:35.780 i said pigeon forge actually i said it was oak ridge and dicky's gonna get pissed off because

01:14:40.500 he likes the oak ridge boys the uh very gay man from the yo you want to hit up some uh mail back i 0.89

01:14:47.940 know we're like way oh yeah let's just hit a mail get back to the funny we we took a detour into the 0.93

01:14:54.100 awesome conversation yes i was lost and faceless his eyes and in mouth hole

01:15:06.020 i was debating whether this one or this one this one's pretty good

01:15:09.780 oh that was pretty cool i thought you'd come with the green one actually i thought you'd like hit us

01:15:14.500 up with the you're like you're like tim i would come with a green one he's like tim pool but with

01:15:19.380 actual conviction he's like i'm pulling this shit all the way down for the actual conviction 0.90

01:15:25.060 little dicky what you got for us all right so so these are from twitter since i think we were all 0.97

01:15:30.740 a little bit too stupid to remember to actually post the mailbag but right but i we got a great

01:15:36.340 one from ryan kurt you know joshua smith's co-host he asks my dog's leg got amputated today what should 0.99

01:15:43.300 i do with the amputated leg holy this one is for the skin walkers feed it to the skin walker 0.80

01:15:50.420 faceless what did you do with the rest of your dog did you bury it in the same hole or two different

01:15:54.260 holes buried in the backyard oh he like did you put it did you put it back i got to waste good meat

01:15:59.700 like come on no but when the chinese the chinese restaurant down the street no but you have to like

01:16:06.660 bury it in a certain way perform some like cleansing ritual to like eliminate the the demons

01:16:12.020 no we weren't we weren't we weren't there like i think my family's a lot more spiritual now but

01:16:17.700 we weren't really there back then you know what i mean so like we just buried it like yeah what i

01:16:22.500 think giving it a final resting place is enough you know let's fucking steal team sixes thing let's 0.97

01:16:26.500 go get it everyone has said that i should go back with the fucking machine gun and just like go down 0.99

01:16:31.060 there and we'll send toad in first yeah kill toad that's the way to kill toad let me tell you this 0.99

01:16:37.540 story this is great dude it's osama skin lot if you if you send toad in there they would definitely 0.92

01:16:44.900 leave him alone because they're like he's already cursed but let me tell you this crazy story my my

01:16:49.620 cousin she's like legitimately insane she's and she like nice she was living out oh no like legitimately 1.00

01:16:55.540 insane how many cousins are insane yeah no this is most of them as i'm telling the story i'm like

01:17:00.900 that's another one yeah so this this is living with her her parents after like having like a rough 0.90

01:17:06.580 time she had a mental breakdown all kinds of crazy stuff and she has this little poodle and one day

01:17:12.820 the poodle just died for like they don't know why it just died like stiffened up and she had it 0.98

01:17:19.620 and wouldn't let anybody take it from her for like days days she bought it to the vet twice and the

01:17:26.100 vet's like lady this dog is dead we can take it and she wouldn't let him take it and she bought it

01:17:30.420 back she said listen to another vet like yo he's not blinking he's not drinking nothing and they're

01:17:37.300 like lady you're doing no i'm he's like no that's what they were saying they're like you're 0.99

01:17:41.220 fucking kidding me this thing's dead as shit yeah yeah i'm on a prank show right now what's happening 0.99

01:17:45.940 do you still have to pay the bill like it's like a hundred dollar vet bill it's like this dog's dead 0.99

01:17:50.420 it's my buddy freeze and tell me my dog's dead so finally they like they convince her like listen

01:17:56.980 this dog is dead and it's starting to smell so she goes to my aunt's house and she buries it right

01:18:02.260 a day or two later she goes back and unburied it and they had to like like yo they had to take it

01:18:07.860 from i think they buried in the spot that she doesn't know but she unburied it brought it back in

01:18:11.860 the house crazy oh that's awesome dude that's the best too i bet that's got the gripper on her dude 0.99

01:18:20.500 that's that's the grippy sock right there you know i fucked so much crazy i 0.99

01:18:25.460 fucked one chick where i literally woke up dude filipino chick i woke up in the middle of the night 1.00

01:18:29.860 and i look back and she's sitting in a chair across the room staring at me sleep and i was just like 0.98

01:18:34.180 dude we never we never can't we never commented on it like she's just like this

01:18:42.820 that's wild with your mask yeah it was wild she made me wear the mask bro she made me wear the

01:18:49.700 mask sometimes sometimes she'd make me wear it it was you got it faceless you got to come back on 0.99

01:18:53.300 when clint's here you guys could talk for three hours about all the crazy pussies oh my god dude 0.99

01:18:58.660 i've been dude it would disgust you how much women i've been with and it's crazy the type of 0.99

01:19:02.820 girls that that faceless attract i have a faceless tinder bro dude it's dude it's bro check this 1.00

01:19:08.900 shit out dude it's crazy how much bitches faceless gets bro check this shit out look at this shit 1.00

01:19:14.740 dude look at this oh my god that's that is nuts bro do you have do you compare it to your regular 1.00

01:19:21.700 one and get mad at your dude i have this shit any that's any that swipes on this bro is a psychopath 0.99

01:19:28.580 dude like oh my firearms in the picture like i'm a flamethrower dog i'm holding the flamethrower in 0.99

01:19:39.060 the in this picture bro this is so crazy i get so much oh they love it bro they love it

01:19:45.220 because they they love it because they tell me like can i because i actually don't have pictures of my

01:19:48.420 face on the internet i was just like a nobody before and when i did my graphic design i never posted

01:19:53.220 pictures of myself either i was always just like a nobody and dude i get hot and they're like let me see

01:19:58.100 the face i'm like no you and dude oh my god man it's like they're not used to these 0.96

01:20:03.220 bitches with the mask on so recently i met up with one chick 1.00

01:20:09.700 can i just imagine you go into like a fancy italian restaurant and you're like oh my wife is now 1.00

01:20:14.100 going to be throwing at you freddie i've had so recently i had this really hot chick hit me up and 1.00

01:20:20.820 she's like i want to see your face i'm like nah nah nah i was like maybe if we meet up in person

01:20:24.500 dude within matching with her in three hours i was picking her up from a house party 1.00

01:20:29.620 and we wrote we drive to a park around the block dude she was so fine dude and i was hitting her 1.00

01:20:33.620 from the back i was smacking it dude and she answers the phone and her friends are on the

01:20:38.420 phone and they're like where are you and she's like i'm i'm with a friend like getting and

01:20:43.620 and then they were like they're like it's not the ski mask guy is it like i can hear it

01:20:47.860 on the fucking thing and she's like yes and she hangs up dude i pull back up to the house and all 0.98

01:20:54.020 of her like 10 girls are standing outside because they thought i was like gonna murder her and yeah 1.00

01:21:01.540 she's staring at me i didn't have the mask on she's like i was like do you want a picture or 0.99

01:21:05.460 something and she's like i just getting a mental image of your face because your dumb little 1.00

01:21:09.220 fucking scheme ass shit that you have going on i was like yeah your friend's a fucking idiot for 1.00

01:21:12.580 meeting up with me she's really dumb like i could have murdered i could have murdered the 1.00

01:21:16.420 out of her and she would like you guys would never know you never know you had no idea dude you know 1.00

01:21:21.140 that girl is a problem to hang out with though oh she was amazing obvious though like chicks like 1.00

01:21:27.220 mystery and danger they love it they did i pulled up in this fucking dope ass car they wrote down my 0.99

01:21:33.220 license plate because they thought that like maybe i was going to murder her and i i told them a fake 0.99

01:21:37.060 name too i told them a teen heartthrob name from uh mtv from 2013. i told them my name was maddie mcgibbons

01:21:42.900 and um dude they they looked it up and she hit me up and she's like hey so uh that name that you 1.00

01:21:48.100 gave me was fake i was like yeah and that wasn't even my car why'd you write down the license plate 0.99

01:21:53.380 that wasn't even my dick that i fucked you with that was my thumb 1.00

01:21:58.580 that was that was a stolen catalytic converter i'll tell you because elizabeth is being horny in the chat 1.00

01:22:03.940 she we were she was trying to fuck before the pocket she was like if i fuck you will 1.00

01:22:07.220 you not do the podcast tonight i was like i'm literally going on with faceless tonight 1.00

01:22:09.780 i'm not you elizabeth how dare you stop ruining the show god damn it she keeps trying to come 1.00

01:22:14.980 between us ain't that the same pussy from yesterday yeah you know what it's crazy as we as we do this 0.99

01:22:21.860 show we we find repli i'm sorry adam but we we keep on finding like great replacements so we've got like 0.98

01:22:27.620 perry so far we've got uh fucking random random mark random and now faceless what what's gonna end 0.95

01:22:35.220 up happening is all of us will die and we're just gonna like somehow like make you guys do tower gang 0.75

01:22:41.220 but it's just gonna be you guys instead of us just so the wild reckless energy is like just go ahead

01:22:48.020 it doesn't even matter who's i might have to go by i actually might have to go buy a face mask now

01:22:51.860 because that might be some i mean i bet i bet can i ask how this got started real quick yeah uh between

01:22:58.100 it was me and oh so do you know what a tower is you've been on the internet long enough right 0.93

01:23:04.100 you know when guys but like someone posts an n then someone posts an i then some posts a g oh nigger 0.99

01:23:09.620 yeah that's it but it's a tower it's all at a time okay it's it's to avoid getting banned on twitter

01:23:16.180 yeah something yeah and so and so it started like like what was it two three years ago now 0.98

01:23:21.620 fucking hell yeah maybe 2021 it was around like big time covet so to fuck with like corpo journalist 0.99

01:23:29.300 and fucking um what gavin newsom we've done before i'm pretty sure which you don't fuck with his twitter 0.99

01:23:34.980 he gets you instaband um but like to get around to say things that you couldn't say on twitter and get 0.99

01:23:41.060 around it you there you go oh so we would do these towers and so we would have group chats and

01:23:49.460 the group chat was called tower game the great thing great thing about it is that like there's 0.99

01:23:53.300 such idiots that like oh we could say curseworth but they didn't even realize you're gaming the 0.98

01:23:57.620 algorithm because every time you you comment it's like algorithm spike then they all like each other 1.00

01:24:02.660 then they all retweet and so if you have a hundred thousand followers you usually don't see 0.98

01:24:06.580 shit but you're gonna see this because they're gonna blow your shit up it's yeah yeah and we we 0.94

01:24:11.780 would it was getting and we didn't start doing we didn't start the uh the group chat that was because 1.00

01:24:17.780 before like uh nigger towers were just like sporadic they would just happen just uh just you know 1.00

01:24:24.340 just sporadic creation out in the wild well then some people polpo and some other guys on twitter

01:24:30.340 started an actual group chat to come together and get us well whatever and like and target people

01:24:37.700 and like like be like we're gonna do this and so we got into a group chat that was like a secondary

01:24:43.460 in case we need to do like really long ones and then from that just conversations that we had on

01:24:48.020 there i was like let's start a podcast and then started out libertarian and gay we talked to mage 0.99

01:24:53.940 to ray and shit like it was yeah no more black we talked to spike cohen and like stupid no more 0.99

01:24:59.860 juice no more juice since then either and so now we're just like nah fuck this we're uh we're going 1.00

01:25:05.780 for like a really retarded like legion of skanks type of thing but that's cool dude that's fucking 0.99

01:25:10.500 cool i i'm glad that you told me that that's awesome because i didn't know what i was like there's 0.56

01:25:13.940 it means something but it's way cooler than what i thought what i thought it meant dude it was it was

01:25:18.500 it was a fun dude we were doing uh toad all knows because toad got autistic about it and he would keep

01:25:22.900 excel spreadsheets of all the towers we did and he was fucking yeah but we agreed 74 we were doing 0.94

01:25:28.980 like ridiculous amount we made we made corporal journalists like delete their accounts and stuff

01:25:33.300 like that it was really fun that's why i started zero sleep dude i don't know if you've ever seen

01:25:37.140 that page but um but yeah that's was like i all of my shit on zero sleep is coded like everything 0.67

01:25:43.620 on there is coded messages all of those pages that were like mine from 2020 are gone they're long

01:25:48.580 gone those guys dude gypsy crusader was following me back then i remember that 0.99

01:25:52.180 shit like that guy was a big fan but all of those big pages that did that are gone 0.75

01:25:56.180 i was the only page that was like let me code everything because i inherently does i i love 0.98

01:26:00.740 the idea of marketing and i i believe inherently that um if you code shit right and you do things 0.91

01:26:06.580 and you you do that shit to like subvert the algorithm people will still understand where 0.90

01:26:10.340 you're coming from like people look at me and they know what i am like without having to tell you all 1.00

01:26:16.260 these stories and do people see it and they're like this guy's a fucking psychopath like he's yeah you're 0.92

01:26:19.460 you know what i mean you're wearing yeah because they find you under their car and they're just 0.99

01:26:23.140 like hey man he's wearing a texas chainsaw massacre schmock and we're like yeah it looks a little

01:26:27.460 fucking crazy i don't know well yeah it's marketing like you have this like massively chaotic energy 0.83

01:26:33.540 and it's like you're just surrounded by all this chaos and like horrible going on everywhere but 0.97

01:26:37.460 then you're like actually like really positive about everything i am i am actually it's funny like

01:26:43.460 it's uh do you have a good do you have a history of traumatic brain injury uh yeah actually two two

01:26:52.660 um i got a concussion oh yeah in the jungle of puero vallarta and then i i have a hairline fracture

01:26:58.500 behind my eyeball because i used to snowboard and i i fucking fractured my my uh my skull before 0.94

01:27:04.500 work one day when i was working at the snowboard resort do i have any more i used to i did boxing for 0.86

01:27:09.060 a few years i did brazilian jiu-jitsu growing up that'll do it in high school in the club brother

01:27:13.860 join the concussion club dude yeah my hips are my knees are up my elbows yep my body's falling apart

01:27:19.700 every day yeah it's horrible it's funny because everybody's like hey do brazilian jiu-jitsu it's so

01:27:24.180 like good you can learn like everybody i've talked to is like yeah my body's destroyed i wish i could show

01:27:29.460 you guys i have a broken i have a broken rib because i i became a personal trainer once i couldn't do bjj

01:27:34.580 anymore i have a i have a degree in kinesiology and nutrition and i broke a rib squatting bro like

01:27:40.100 i wish i could show you guys i actually broke a rib doing squats like jesus that intra-abdominal

01:27:45.060 pressure i did a squat and i just heard and i was like oh my god they surprisingly enough they can't

01:27:53.940 fix that that's something they just can't fix oh so it's just like a floating rib all the time now

01:27:57.940 well i didn't have health insurance for five years well i just barely got it recently because they

01:28:02.580 started charging me eight hundred dollars a year or else i had to get it but uh yeah surprisingly

01:28:07.220 they can't fix that in the hospital there's nothing yeah they say yeah for bribbs they're like oh that

01:28:10.980 sucks man and you're like you're doing like oh cool no antibiotics you gotta eat dilaudid can have 0.99

01:28:17.060 some dilaudid they're like nah bro let's go home try not to be a pussy about it you good yeah try not to be a 1.00

01:28:22.340 pussy about it yeah it's like i can't my ribs are broken yeah so you know i just have i have a lot of 0.99

01:28:28.660 injuries bro yeah we're asking because they uh they always make fun of me because i i had multiple 0.97

01:28:33.220 concussions and then i also gave plasma i don't know if you was poor enough to give plasma no i never 0.86

01:28:37.780 uh but yeah that was and so they say that's why i'm retarded and like shit like that because which i 0.87

01:28:43.860 actually i it's funny because my mom today so she sent me she's out at her um so it was my great

01:28:50.900 grandma's house and my mom we used to go over there it's in uh like north carolina we would go there all

01:28:55.860 the time during the summers and she like she was like guess where i'm at she sent a picture and i

01:28:59.460 was like i have no clue she was like you spent like five summers here i was like not not a clue

01:29:05.380 where that is at it's just like i don't remember at all like every every week you saw how lady was to

01:29:13.540 the chat we're like we were nervous but he probably forgot like today's gonna be the day he forgot to

01:29:17.620 show up i was about to get like it was i was this close the same from yesterday it wasn't giving

01:29:27.380 plasma but it was um it was killing mice with my bare hands when i was a kid and then shitting outside

01:29:32.100 for months when our toilet wouldn't work we all have our poor stuff yeah we all have our stuff that we 0.99

01:29:38.020 did you know cool you shit outside uh yeah dude i mean i have multiple times when you're poor you have 0.99

01:29:44.660 to shit outside and bury it yeah i shit under i shit under my uh grandparents porch at their house 1.00

01:29:51.940 and then we go and check back on it and see how it was uh like eroding over time did you eat dog food 1.00

01:29:57.060 too uh your wife your wife is wild i actually seriously don't like white women i'm all about like 1.00

01:30:06.580 latinas and darker so i love i love me some i love playing in the mud wait wait so wait wait so 0.98

01:30:12.660 the girl at the party she was she wasn't white either but she had white friends what was that 0.94

01:30:17.780 the girl at the party the other night she she she wasn't white but she had white friends is that 0.97

01:30:21.220 no that was she was actually i think filipino and salvadorian that one oh okay 0.97

01:30:26.500 you know when you when she had white but she definitely had white foot god damn it i see those eyebrows 1.00

01:30:31.540 girl i don't know um i have two stories where i fuck white women and one of them i was why i don't 1.00

01:30:39.380 fuck gingers i had this ginger chick damn it my son is a ginger when i was really when i was really 0.99

01:30:44.420 young i was fucking this ginger chick from the back it was my like one of my first times i ever had sex 1.00

01:30:48.900 my dad growing up was uh he had a handlebar mustache and he was a ginger he had handlebar must 1.00

01:30:53.940 he's like a viking dude and he had a handlebar mustache and i looked down at her ass and she has 1.00

01:30:57.620 a strip of hair this long and it um it literally looked like an orange caterpillar and it i kept 0.99

01:31:03.940 thinking of my dad's mustache where was the hair right on her ass crack and oh dude it was right 1.00

01:31:10.420 there on her ass crack and i kept looking away and like trying to not think about it but i kept 1.00

01:31:14.420 thinking dad's mustache dad's mustache and i stopped mid-fuck and i told her a lie that i had to go pick 0.99

01:31:20.500 up my little bro from the bus stop even though it was a saturday and uh dude that's why i so then that 0.99

01:31:26.180 happened and then i i the chick um a white chick who uh i was in the middle of her and i heard the door 1.00

01:31:32.180 open up and um i and i look back and she has this big ass dog dude and that i'm i'm fucking her uh 1.00

01:31:38.980 doggy style and she the dog jumps up on the bed and it starts licking her leg and i'm like swatting 0.99

01:31:44.020 the out of it and this is why i don't with white women because i'm swatting the out of it 1.00

01:31:48.260 and she's like go go get away get away get away and i'm like her doggy style and it 0.99

01:31:52.100 it starts licking my ass right and oh my god that that is that is a moment of man's life where you have 0.99

01:31:58.260 to make a decision so my decision the decision i made is like that was the dog over and i started 1.00

01:32:02.900 fucking it right in front of her little dicky pulled the picture i sent in the chat you want 1.00

01:32:09.380 to act grown i started fucking the dog right in front of her and figuring while it's fucking the 1.00

01:32:12.500 dog no i'm just kidding but that's my toy stop dog has to learn a lesson you want to learn a lesson 1.00

01:32:19.140 i'll fuck you that that story it didn't go the way i thought it was going to go because like we've 1.00

01:32:23.940 been covering a lot of this shit lately with like white woman that's why she was cool with 1.00

01:32:29.940 it is because she was a white girl yo dude they'd be fucking a lot of dogs and it is weird i don't 0.99

01:32:35.380 there is a lot of that shit happened i've been seeing a lot of that lately about is that no 0.99

01:32:39.140 there was that one girl is that why your dog is crippled elizabeth 1.00

01:32:48.340 i have two dachshunds and one of them it does is actually crippled his back legs just don't 0.95

01:32:52.500 fucking work anymore and so his wife rode that that's right that's what i did i blew that dog's 1.00

01:32:56.660 back out bro okay so okay let me that that was the dog i didn't actually fuck the dog okay obviously 1.00

01:33:06.500 but what happened was i was fucking the dogs we shoot the dog away and i'm fucking her and i pull 1.00

01:33:12.100 you know you can pull your dick out and you can kind of see like a portion of your dick still in her 1.00

01:33:15.540 vagina there's a huge thick thick tuft of dog hair on my dick sitting there and so i i didn't 1.00

01:33:22.340 want to quit so i just kept pumping and i looked away and when i looked back down it was gone so 1.00

01:33:27.700 i don't i i stopped fucking after that because i don't like fucking bitches with uh dog hair in 1.00

01:33:31.300 their pussy that's the thing was it in her pussy or do you think it maybe fell out uh uh i think it's 1.00

01:33:38.020 i think it went in her pussy no no i mean like like did it did it fall off the dog and get on your 1.00

01:33:42.740 dick or did it get on your dick from inside the dog was a girl so i don't think there was any 1.00

01:33:46.580 insertion happening i think she just let her i just think she just let her dog sleep on the bed too 1.00

01:33:50.740 much and they're just somehow like i love the thought that it just disappeared in there and i

01:33:56.500 was like i love the thought that girls that have dogs just have there's hair there's too much hair 1.00

01:34:00.980 like dog hair around that's whenever they finger themselves like they're just getting hair like

01:34:04.420 just pulling out long hair like i it's like i wax i shave i got it lasered off there's still hair i

01:34:10.820 don't understand wait did the did the uh ginger uh have an orange haired dog no no that was an actual 0.96

01:34:19.300 tuft of pubic hair on her ass crack that was literally like that look like a like a that 1.00

01:34:24.100 that looked like a handlebar mustache right on her fucking ass crack dude like you know you bend 1.00

01:34:28.260 them over and you can see dude and i was trying to look away i was like trying to like oh god 0.99

01:34:33.060 it's like what if you what if you just ripped it off just grabbed it and ripped it and say thank you

01:34:38.500 you're welcome she didn't know dude i was young it was it was like your dad was blowing you yeah 1.00

01:34:44.580 dude really it was like my dad was blowing me with his asshole mouth dude telling my dad that story 0.99

01:34:51.060 was like the worst like have to because i tell my dad everything how much that you tell your dad 1.00

01:34:55.780 fuck stories oh all day bro all day dog i tell my mom fuck stories i don't give a fuck dude my mom's 1.00

01:35:03.780 like i don't want to hear this shit i don't want to hear that shit she's like but i tell him everything 1.00

01:35:08.580 your mom's like i don't want to hear you pull off garfield's tail from just some chick's ass 1.00

01:35:12.100 all i'm good i'm good i'm good on that i didn't pull it off i fucked it in 1.00

01:35:17.460 i'm gonna say it now faceless is making a run for like mount rushmore of people on this show and 0.90

01:35:22.580 we've had sam tripoli i told you random i mean yeah it's it's wild i don't trust anything cole 0.95

01:35:28.660 says i think he's borderline retarded and i'm probably right but man cole you nailed it all right 0.98

01:35:33.300 good job bro my god well do you want to fucking wrap it up do some plugs and we'll get out of here 0.99

01:35:41.220 oh yeah did you have anything did you have any uh toad was there any other like uh 0.97

01:35:45.780 fucking videos or shit like that we didn't get to anything that was actually in the spread 0.99

01:35:50.340 no and we didn't we have aboriginal stuff we have other uh we have blacks washing other things 1.00

01:35:57.300 and we have uh faggot of the week because it's pride month oh and the oh we have this oh that we have 0.99

01:36:04.740 to get to that either next week or this week this is some of the funniest shit it actually looks like 0.99

01:36:10.740 faceless right now dude it does you need to draw a little hitler mustache all right all right all 0.99

01:36:18.740 right can someone read this so jewish teacher resigns after anti-semitic harassment from 12 year old

01:36:24.900 student what what did the student actually so the student drew like a bald hitler or

01:36:31.060 on what i don't really know i still i i've tried to read that uh what did they write what he said

01:36:36.660 multiple times i still cannot understand what it says this is this is how this is how cole writes

01:36:41.380 no i honestly actually it is that my writing is that bad it is terrible dear dear mr robby something

01:36:50.340 like that i personally yeah dear mr robby i personally hate you i personally hate you yes 0.88

01:36:57.780 i don't know what i i do what i do see the no cap man bun so i switched telling each other uh i don't

01:37:06.580 appreciate you or something like that so i switched telling to a teacher teacher i don't appreciate you

01:37:12.660 i'm pretty good at reading anti-semitism

01:37:16.500 uh so it is yeah yeah now cyphering it the the best part about this is these are like the hieroglyphs 0.96

01:37:24.740 in in auschwitz he's like yeah yeah fucking kikes sucks yeah i got that one yeah man mr robby must 0.99

01:37:34.260 have a man bun and he hates it i guess and this guy quit this guy quit over this shit he quit and then 0.99

01:37:40.820 he also uh is suing the 12 year old i believe also he's actually very jewish okay but okay but 0.99

01:37:50.820 now wait a second though is this is this even anti-semitic are we just assuming that that's a

01:37:55.940 drawing of hitler because i don't think i don't see anything anti-semitic in that message i think

01:38:00.900 anytime you put that it's either charlie chaplin or hitler and i'm going to go with this one

01:38:05.860 no maybe it's charlie chaplin no i don't i don't think a kid knows who charlie chaplin is but like 0.99

01:38:11.860 any 12 year old knows who hitler is by now this isn't even anti-semitic robbie you stupid kike i hate 1.00

01:38:17.700 your kike man i hate you and you control the weather and it rained yesterday but we didn't have recess 1.00

01:38:25.860 you this is this is so i had anti-semitic man bun i had that shit thrown at me by like haritz and daily 0.99

01:38:33.220 dot and other like and like rabbi schmuley and david rothschild were coming at me on twitter for 0.76

01:38:39.380 my that wasn't even anti-semitic this guy just said i don't appreciate you i didn't say anything

01:38:44.100 about the jews i didn't say any of that and these people are writing articles about it's

01:38:48.340 it's senseless and it's nonsense how dare you face this you ever had the the uh j media come after you

01:38:55.220 um yeah one time i uh i had the washington was it the washington post write a an article about me

01:39:01.940 that's how i got the name art villain is i i uh when remember that afghanistan pull out oh yeah

01:39:08.340 that afghanistan pull out uh the day that that happened remember the guys jumping on the planes

01:39:12.420 and falling off yeah that was funny i made this design it said kabul and skydiving club and it's

01:39:17.380 like oh that was you yeah yeah and i gave the rights to to crimes man and i let him basically sell

01:39:23.460 that on every drop shipping website ever and he made like thousands of dollars and uh i think the

01:39:28.340 washington post dropped something about how someone's selling anti or uh what is it someone's

01:39:32.980 selling um un distasteful t-shirts about the afghanistan pull out and that's how i got that 0.95

01:39:38.900 name was that like that day i was like i'm the motherfucking art villain dude it pissed so many 0.90

01:39:43.540 people off dude it was a good name they called me a blood libelous which is pretty cool i don't know 0.78

01:39:48.740 what that means but it's in my bio that's yeah blood libelous because of the adrenochrome and they like

01:39:53.780 i i had never heard of this before but they were just like uh the right wingers the dream

01:39:59.540 is just another name for the blood libelous uh that the oh uh click on that article by the way

01:40:06.980 there there there's some more info there like the bottom of it is pretty ridiculous

01:40:13.300 yeah so yeah they did call me a blood libelous and uh a q anon conspiracy theorist which i'm like

01:40:18.980 sort of not really i know my conspiracy has evolved beyond q anon i think that i don't even want to 0.75

01:40:24.100 get into it they call everyone that they call everyone that shit dude i've been trying to get 0.92

01:40:29.460 on on like i've been trying to get a lot of my guys have been trying to like sam hide me and make me 0.98

01:40:34.260 i don't know if you guys heard about how i was uh implicated in the the idaho murders

01:40:38.900 uh what yeah that was yeah they basically dude it was like a worldwide you're brian kohlberger

01:40:46.820 they think i'm brian kohlberger's accomplice like over 500 000 people think i'm brian kohlberger's

01:40:51.060 accomplice and i fled to california and then my people started like writing stories about how i used

01:40:58.020 to work at a shoe store and i cut off one of the girls feet and i was it because i'm

01:41:01.940 i have a foot fetish and like it was crazy so i've been trying to get more into the mainstream did you

01:41:06.660 ever you've never gotten that vajanko have you uh okay so this is where would you find this this

01:41:12.340 is faceless lore by the way if anybody this is uh deep faces i didn't i didn't get the vajanko

01:41:17.140 never happened my followers are so crazy that they ddos attacked that website for over a month and 0.64

01:41:21.940 never let it come back up for like a month every time it shut down oh you gotta know you gotta tell

01:41:27.060 you you i i so someone i have a foot fetish like a legit foot foot fetish and then me too yeah it's

01:41:33.860 like i'm like a big foot guy what top really yeah i like feet nice feet are nice they're nice um

01:41:40.340 it's like a treat it's like a rice krispie treat but uh we basically

01:41:46.260 but basically uh someone sent me the vajanko and have you guys ever seen that it's like a 0.99

01:41:49.860 hyper-realistic silicone foot with a pussy connected to it oh yeah no yeah i've seen it interesting um 1.00

01:41:55.300 let me let me let me no hey no look at vajanko look at vajanko because you got it it makes the whole 0.99

01:42:00.020 story yeah look it up a little diggy bring it up because it is it's it's you've probably seen it

01:42:04.500 from memes well at least that's where i've seen it from yeah but i've seen it from faceless memes

01:42:10.580 every guy who has a foot fetish wants to uh like actually sever the foot from the woman and then

01:42:15.620 fuck uh like the result of the top of the foot yeah exactly so basically i posted on instagram if 0.96

01:42:22.500 everyone sends five dollars if like 36 people send five dollars to my cash app i can have that in one of 0.98

01:42:27.860 my videos and i woke up the next morning with thousands of dollars there were people paying

01:42:31.620 me to name it there were people paying me to make a buy a glass case for it and then velvet line it

01:42:37.460 dude thousands of dollars and um the production time was supposed to be eight months i waited eight

01:42:43.460 months it never came i found out that that company never um they don't send um they don't they only

01:42:50.420 send like three of every 10 products out this is a well-known company that vice media has done

01:42:56.660 articles on they've been all over the internet it's called synthetics.com and i posted how mad i was

01:43:01.140 and all the people that invested in it dude like you can go online right now and find reviews on them

01:43:06.100 and there's hundreds of reviews about how like our lord and savior master shredder you know basically

01:43:13.220 had us he crowdfunded this sex toy and they never sent it but dude it's so hard for me to send that

01:43:18.660 money back because that's it right there dude i don't have people sending one dollar here five

01:43:29.140 dollars there ten dollars like it's so many people that it's been so hard for me to send the money

01:43:32.980 back that i just bought two fake um two silicone feet and uh there's no vagina connected to them but 1.00

01:43:38.820 i'm trying to find a way to connect a to them to like at least show people that i got something you

01:43:44.420 know what i mean drill a flashlight into it okay okay if i'm being if i'm being honest with you

01:43:50.340 guys i didn't buy them my parents heard about the troubles that i was having with this and they 0.99

01:43:53.860 bought them for my birthday i can't take credit for that my parents are dope as fuck dude they bought 0.90

01:44:01.460 two of them and they were like here we have two feet top because i was stressed bro i feel like i let 0.95

01:44:05.780 everyone down you know what i mean was it the same was it the same foot or it's like like like they go

01:44:09.540 together left and i wish i had them with me i have left and right they're hyper realistic feet they're nice

01:44:13.220 they have like a toe ring the red painted nails dude it's it's kind of funny how your mom's like 0.99

01:44:18.020 i don't want to hear sex stories but i'll let you watch i'll pay to watch you fuck a foot like it's 1.00

01:44:22.500 that's kind of my my my mom is like one of the most badass ladies dude my my mom is actually where 1.00

01:44:29.060 i get my sense of humor from dude like she probably doesn't want to hear about a big piece of dog hair 0.99

01:44:33.380 on my dick that i fucked into a chick but dude she hears my story she laughs her ass off dude she's like 1.00

01:44:37.620 an old school like og south side whittier gangster lady dude she's she's fucking hardcore she's my 1.00

01:44:43.620 mom my mom watches every show i'm sorry she's watching she's gonna be like never talk to that 0.99

01:44:47.940 guy faceless again i'm clean dude i got tested and i'm clean surprisingly but but by the way latina and

01:44:58.100 filipino women get um like stds or is that i feel like they don't they just kind of they just the only 1.00

01:45:03.780 std they get is like children no they're immune to all of you do filipina and uh latina women get 1.00

01:45:09.940 stds or they just i'm starting i'm starting to think that stds are are a fucking psyop because 0.98

01:45:14.500 dude i've done some of the craziest shit i'm clean as a whistle like i've done maybe it only comes i 0.99

01:45:19.780 think it basically probably only comes from like fucking other dudes i feel like that's the only way 0.99

01:45:24.260 you can i don't fuck i don't fuck chicks that that are bisexual uh and i don't like there's been a 1.00

01:45:29.380 chick i was talking to and she had like this gay friend that she fucked around with cut her off 1.00

01:45:32.820 instantly i don't do this you know what's crazy i was i was just super straight that's that's that's 0.99

01:45:39.380 being super straight that's the super i was just in new york and i was talking to uh my wife's uncle

01:45:46.340 my wife's grandfather he's 90 and he's telling us about how like they lived in new york and they had

01:45:50.740 to fill up their bathtub with like water from the stove it took forever and i was like well how often

01:45:55.940 did you do that he's like once a week so like that was common for people to be bathing once a week

01:46:00.580 because they didn't really have running water but stds were super low because people were mad 0.98

01:46:05.380 straight so stds don't really come from like filth and woman and stuff it comes from gay 1.00

01:46:10.340 shit i bet you guys are gay motherfucker is yeah yeah sometimes sometimes and he gets a dick 1.00

01:46:18.340 what is that bird baths where like dude i've done i do it everywhere i go i run into a bathroom real 1.00

01:46:22.740 quick and i pull my dick out on the sink and i just soap soap it real quick and then throw the 0.99

01:46:27.540 water you guys do that yep yeah i've done that sometimes you got a bird bath bro you have to 0.99

01:46:31.940 bird bath yeah yeah you have to dip your beak i'm i'm i'm skin squad so i have i have to do and i have 1.00

01:46:38.340 to keep that clean oh no no condoms oh no i'm talking about i fucked i fucked with condoms two times and 0.99

01:46:45.380 it was back to back and then after that i was like i we when i first met when i was my first time i ever 0.98

01:46:50.500 had sex and uh it was meeting my now wife first for we met up and i bought a pack of like three

01:46:57.140 and like i put one on we fucked and then like you know we were i was like 18 so at that time i could 0.98

01:47:02.020 fuck like multiple times in a row like i had like my refractory period was like two minutes i think i 0.99

01:47:08.900 think not ron is right because i've never stuck my dick in a butt i've never done that i've done some 0.99

01:47:13.300 crazy shit but i've never done done that which is crazy right that's pretty crazy i feel like yeah 0.99

01:47:19.460 i feel like i honestly all the old things i would i would be like yeah this guy's done anal not for me 0.99

01:47:23.860 like well i don't know if that way too far yeah i'm a christian first he's like i 1.00

01:47:30.980 fucked her in a pussy then i cut her head off but i wouldn't if that many of the butts uh remind you of 1.00

01:47:36.660 your father's face it makes sense that maybe that's what it is three three inches lower and 1.00

01:47:41.620 that is the devil's hole all right i'm not going there i guess his father's just like his father's

01:47:47.300 like come on maybe that's what it is i like how i'm getting psychoanalyzed right now oh we've been

01:47:57.300 i've been doing it since before the show started but listen guys i i don't want to keep him too long

01:48:00.740 we're an hour 48 yeah we were long in this one let's just do our here uh play some plug

01:48:06.420 music and uh get the out of here faceless tell us what you're doing bro uh i have a lot of cool

01:48:12.500 skits coming up on instagram if you guys actually don't even do my instagram my instagram's doing

01:48:17.780 good i'm trying to blow my twitter up if you guys i'm gonna retweet i'm retweeting all your 0.95

01:48:22.900 shit i'm really trying to focus on twitter right now and trying to grow my shit so just go and look 0.98

01:48:28.180 at his uh pin tweet and you'll be you'll be hooked yeah basically no i'm sending i'm sending 0.98

01:48:34.020 them notifications for you right now dude but if you want to see some cool skits that i do all

01:48:37.460 my cool little videos and shit i do them on youtube and instagram instagram is just at faceless oh it's 0.85

01:48:42.260 not your pin tweet anymore oh damn it you have to go you have to pin the new you have to pin the old 0.87

01:48:46.660 one you had because it was so funny i'll do this yeah i'll do it so you guys could yeah that's my best 0.90

01:48:51.940 one guys follow faceless turn on notifications i just did that you're gonna you're gonna want to hear

01:48:56.740 everything this guy says yeah i follow you too um you could you could follow me at uh top lobster

01:49:02.340 with an a i only really i should i should be i should be plugging my instagram go follow instagram

01:49:06.660 go to top lobster.com buy some new merch um go to merch engine.com we're doing big things there

01:49:13.060 we're having like a really good relationship and we're dropping we just dropped yeah fourth of july

01:49:17.060 sale so go check that out some of the things that's going on with us or do you want to not

01:49:21.540 uh i don't know we'll see in six weeks we might have big news

01:49:29.940 oh yeah yeah go back to go back uh no go go no don't don't show it on here people go go find it

01:49:36.020 because it's just a little it's just a little treat for you this little is uh his pin tweet also faces uh

01:49:40.820 you have a merch store too don't you uh i i don't i not to be cocky every time i drop merch it sells out 0.92

01:49:47.700 in less than eight minutes and i just it's stressful as fuck for me so i gotta talk to you 0.93

01:49:51.940 after it's fucking crazy when i drop merch so i don't i'm not doing anything currently right now 0.94

01:49:57.300 okay uh adam oh yeah just go check out follow me twitter at adam butter there you go uh cult of us 0.77

01:50:05.140 uh porcupine i'll be at pork fest tomorrow night so come on out i'll be by the children's drag

01:50:10.100 tent and yeah i'll be with mage protecting all the drag shows uh the drag shows are right across 0.95

01:50:19.700 from the uh new hampshire tent by the way so by the way faggot of the week uh the free talk live 0.92

01:50:24.580 tent up here right now and uh we'll appoint mage's weapons towards see we we try to get away from the 0.88

01:50:31.780 libertarian ship but toad drags us back yeah i'm just saying i'm doing comedy there it's the only

01:50:35.940 reason i'm mentioning it at all because i'll be there doing comedy friday night yeah i'm not going 0.98

01:50:41.060 just to hang out you fucking lunatic i'm going to do comedy i'll come back i thought you were coming 0.99

01:50:44.580 just saying i wouldn't know friday night friday night i'll be in turnersville new jersey uh miss 1.00

01:50:50.020 hilly blues dune show uh i'll be healy in philly in july so coming out i post all my shit on instagram 0.88

01:50:54.820 and twitter so yeah and again podcast calls of us go download that subscribe thank you bye uh

01:51:00.180 fat comic dave on twitter and then follow our locals and our uh oh yeah whatever our odyssey

01:51:06.580 like that it's it's it's a lot of fun stuff oh and then also oh a fun thing is um now on twitter

01:51:12.740 we have a community uh the community post i think i don't remember what it's called top but well

01:51:17.780 towering the community and we can uh it's like our own little group on twitter yeah all right guys i

01:51:24.340 think a toad are you done uh tower gang toad on twitter and follow tower gang pod uh we are on

01:51:30.740 youtube still somehow rumble uh odyssey and we post episodes to spotify and we are on locals

01:51:38.900 towergang.locals.com or go to towergangpod.com for all the links hell yeah guys thank you thank you

01:51:46.100 for showing up faceless thank you for coming man this has been a blast thank you and we will

01:51:50.740 we'll see you guys next wednesday with uh tower gang 9 11. that's right that's right

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Tower Gang - June 26, 2023

Ep 128 - Steal it Forward w⧸ FACELESS & Adam Nutter

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