This week, the boys are joined by the one and only Toad! We discuss Toad's new music video for his new song "Toady" and the upcoming presidential campaign. We also talk about Toad s new karaoke performance and the future of the lp convention.
00:16:44.980seriously but 34 is clint's maximum age of consent i mean if we're going by gorilla rules i think as long as they don't kill a kid they can do whatever pretty much
00:16:56.600that's true it's like as long as it's under i guess well harambe has something to say about that didn't
00:17:02.760well it said as long as it doesn't kill a kid he's fucking dead he did nothing wrong yeah thank you
00:17:07.500they should have let him fuck that kid i i feel like harambe and those aboriginal musicians did nothing
00:17:13.360wrong dude the um the the mother was completely a fault for the harambe like if if they were fucking
00:17:19.920their own children i would i would look at them and i would just be like yeah just let them go i'd be like
00:17:24.280good do not do not mix races with us normal
00:17:27.240should they redo the hills have eyes and it's just aboriginal people but they actually don't
00:17:34.820inbreed it's just them what is up with aboriginals looking how they look
00:17:39.120they're not inbred that's just them why do they look like that though
00:17:46.820you think there's some like white white girl australian that like has
00:17:50.860like will go and sneak into their territory and just fuck some aboriginal man or something
00:17:54.600like you know how because like the white girls here fuck black guys like that kind of shit same
00:17:57.960thing dude the the aboriginals thought i was a monkey for a second
00:18:00.800the first one on the left you know like when you see something real quick and like your your mind
00:18:08.300goes to its immediate thought i had to like then reprocess it and be like oh not a monkey
00:18:12.440dude that guy that guy looks like one of those like old guys that you see like
00:18:16.500the guy right there playing basketball with you at the top left man yeah this guy looks like he looks
00:18:22.120like quincy dude dude these the aboriginals look like they were like frozen in time in like the
00:18:31.360neanderthal era and they were thought out have you ever seen uh tongans those dude that like i think
00:18:36.980the the worst smelling people i've ever met is tongan there was a tongan dude in my engineering class
00:18:42.460and that where's that so from from tonga tonga is a pacific island country i believe of course you
00:18:48.460would know was it no no no was it tongans tongans are beautiful no no it wasn't that it was a smell
00:18:53.120great i don't know what you're talking about no not those fuck we didn't have tongans no tongans
00:18:57.640are great at sports let me not i played beach volleyball with a bunch of uh raiders and seahawks
00:19:03.800defensive backs that were all tongans all simones and tongans and they were fucked like they were all
00:19:08.340shorter than me and they could all jump two to three feet higher than me it was
00:19:11.960un-fucking-believable dude i thought samoans were like i thought samoans were like fat like
00:19:18.000lines off the screen and by the way the uh the aboriginal um like petrol sniffing stuff that we
00:19:24.560talked about a few weeks ago that stuff is real and i found that there there's actually a movie that
00:19:29.780focuses on that on a petrol sniffing kid and it actually it won like con film festival honestly
00:19:36.760though like why it's the same it's the same exact issue of like putting all of the pandas and zoos
00:19:43.060and trying to get them to reproduce just let the aboriginals take themselves out with fuel inhalation i
00:19:49.400haven't seen what are we what are we doing somebody sent me uh they sent me a video of owen benjamin
00:19:54.080saying that pandas aren't even real i haven't watched it yet but i'm ready to believe it say it two
00:19:59.860more times and i'm in i'm like yeah dude uh so uh dicky let me remember uh it's uh poppin new guinea
00:20:06.220so we call them the pngs they smell like absolute dog shit man and they're i mean and they're men
00:20:13.020and women indistinguishable i feel like if people are more than 7 000 miles away from us we're allowed
00:20:20.300to be racist and you can't even get mad at us for it dude i don't think they even have the internet man
00:20:24.400i'd really i mean they probably don't who gives a fuck i was surprised i mean this dude would come
00:20:30.440in he always wore tims uh like timberlands i don't know why like but i mean they were nasty
00:20:35.560timberlands and like smelled like ass could barely talk i don't know like i don't know how he made it
00:20:40.860through i'm pretty sure he was failing his classes but they had to be like uh well well he just just
00:20:46.020you know just you know he would be the valedictorian if he was in an aboriginal school
00:20:49.580just so you know that's how fucked up they are we actually had me and him are the same actually
00:20:55.840you know how like native americans in america are kind of like that that people we don't really think
00:21:01.500about or talk about or anything aboriginals are the same thing but like yeah 10 times worse they're
00:21:06.580so they're so embarrassed like what do you think australians pretend as if they don't exist
00:21:10.660yeah yeah they do it's just like these are the people whose land we stole they're totally backwards
00:21:16.040they're savages we don't care about these people yeah by the way i'm pretty sure uh our toad only
00:21:23.920sent out the fucking mailbag today so that i think that was literally the only one because he slacked
00:21:28.940so if you guys have any questions in the chat did i have an eye on brandy good it was either last
00:21:32.920night or this morning i forget you sent it this morning tough toad just killing it aren't you
00:21:37.360okay yeah just too busy wearing his tight leather jacket so fuck you can't talk shit from the beginning
00:21:42.720i was fucking pussy all night guys what do you want me to do yeah that's right on the patreon who
00:21:47.480gives a shit exactly dude dude i can't i can only post during my refractory period bro that's right
00:21:55.680man i i don't have time for the mailbag travels might pick up the smell of body or notes that
00:22:01.360locusts do not wash their hands but now i'm telling you the body odor is insane i just don't think they
00:22:06.000wash what is a gypsy what is it because i was at my uh my italian friend's wedding and his mom is
00:22:12.380from like off the boat italy from like one of these places and she was telling me how terrified she was
00:22:17.180of gypsies like when she first got here she said i saw a woman dressed like a gypsy and i thought she
00:22:22.200was gonna like stab everyone in my town well they're uh they're like they even look like they're
00:22:26.280literally nomadic and they're like uh i think they're nomadic and and they rob people and they're
00:22:33.180like the modern day well semi-modern like a century ago or two version of the jews because you know
00:22:39.560like the wandering race or whatever the time they're basically like an ethnic group originally from
00:22:43.380romania i think holy shit jeff said gypsies aren't real gypsies were actually the only group that
00:22:49.200hitler took out that no one cared about oh yeah we get it fuck yeah no no he he rounded because that's
00:22:54.700what people forget it's like because the jews just take all the credit uh but like he ran out of
00:22:59.440the jews the gypsies i like the big uh we died the most you didn't die that's the jews the faggots
00:23:13.140and um the gypsies you said that hard i was like faggots that was really aggressive now listen this is
00:23:23.620the letter f faggot but yeah he killed like a ton of gypsies and no one gives a fuck no one no one
00:23:33.820even it's like not even a footnote in history yeah but yeah but look yeah that's our producer uh yeah
00:23:44.600yeah and they them in more ways than one i mean i think if you look at the uh the purse strings of
00:23:49.220the holocaust it was weirdly uh who would have thought they were controlling the banks then too
00:23:54.000look man it was it was self-defense because the gypsies and the jews are just robbing them
00:23:59.920the gypsies were probably the ones using the pool because like jews really don't go in a pool
00:24:04.420you never see them with their fucking yarmulkes on in a pool chilling but gypsies look like they like
00:24:08.600to have a good time so that's why they built the pools there what did dick i like what is this
00:24:12.300gypsies are cool oh my god i don't know did y'all did y'all see uh i saw a meme like the other day
00:24:17.760but it was on wikipedia on the russian ukraine war and it you know on wikipedia always says like
00:24:22.820belligerence and then like on each side and it has their supporters if you look at the supporters
00:24:27.480israel supports both sides which is fucking hilarious i don't know if it's true but i did see a meme on it
00:24:34.940it's like yeah the wikipedia on there or what it's i feel like gypsy chicks put out but like they
00:24:40.240don't shave so it's kind of a bummer real long skirts is that what a gypsy looks like i'm not
00:24:47.560even sure i don't know but um dicky sent me a uh papua new guinean un ambassador or something and
00:24:56.440it's basically like a a naked dude oh yeah we're gonna need to play that dude i had a guy i sent it
00:25:03.380in the chat you can't see his dicks i think we had a guy in elementary school or no maybe i think
00:25:08.080it might be like middle school that was from papua new guinea and that motherfucker he like
00:25:12.120anytime we were in gym class was not wearing shoes it was very weird like he just had the weird and
00:25:17.200like but that motherfucker could fly and it was weird he's a white dude but like it was very odd
00:25:21.780all these island people jump bro he was kind of like a ethnically ambiguous looking guy so like but
00:25:27.480he like kind of looked more on the white side so maybe he had a little bit of i never asked him
00:25:30.920specifically it was a long time you can't i mean you could oh my god hell yeah by the way that is
00:25:36.340his actual cock that's his actual cock wow that's um that's that's odd looking yeah wow yeah my god
00:25:43.760that is crazy dude honestly honestly pretty cool to walk into the un and be like yeah this is like
00:25:50.740our native garb like we're just naked all the time i'm gonna be honest with you though like yes
00:25:54.260it is chad like but it's also like hey uh you haven't dressed like that in a thousand years
00:26:00.080how about you relax just like they do every day jokes on you this is what we actually invented clothes
00:26:05.540yeah dude dude is he is he actually wearing that on his dick that's what i'm saying i know that is
00:26:11.020his penis it's just like me they just haven't it's a it's a practice there where they constantly are
00:26:16.940ball checking each other enhance yeah they they elongate and narrow their penises it doesn't make
00:26:23.560sense yeah oh shit it's like a pipe so he could smoke his own dick dude dude that guy's that guy's
00:26:28.420imagine imagine if that's like some peace pipe thing and they like it like kind of clips in
00:26:33.360they unclip it they're just like here you go it's like it's like it's super it's super super uh
00:26:39.820like disrespectful to snot not smoke their fucking penis pipe you guys aren't seeing what's going on
00:26:46.960here i think this is one of the few cultures that was not touched by the foreskin takers and as such
00:26:52.500they have superior foreskins that's gotta be it that's gotta be it hey you know it's my foreskin
00:26:58.380you know it's the papua new guinean tribes that uh are famous for that documentary where that's like
00:27:04.960the the rite of passages that they have you know 14 and 15 year old boys blow the chief
00:27:09.280elder or whatever to become men what i believe that's really a thing suck this dick to prove you
00:27:16.460love papa new guinea no seriously that's why they call him papa yeah yeah come to papa and you'll be
00:27:24.380a new guinea actually actually catholicism made it to papa new guinea before almost any other religion
00:27:28.840so you can kind of do you think that that's why they're all sucking each other's dicks yeah so like
00:27:33.200it's like but only only the the you know the upper men like the older men just a tip just a tip
00:27:38.060is you know is papa new guinea like like uh australia for britain but for italy because
00:27:43.880where is it yeah or the new guineas yeah yeah that makes sense yeah yeah yeah i get it yeah
00:27:50.380wait does that mean that i guess they are black just like italians you see toad
00:27:55.040clink can get away with that kind of shit because he doesn't do it all the time but that's a toad joke
00:28:00.340and we kind of like all giggle and laugh at it if you do it constantly we just can't roll with
00:28:04.160that where is this place well i did i called it the catholic church
00:28:08.160the roman catholic church so that's that's the most popular religion in papua new guinea
00:28:16.400impoverished nation it usually is going to be catholics there uh it's like remember that cell
00:28:23.760park where it's like all the sad starving africans and they have the the oh you want to read the bible
00:28:27.920would you like a piece of candy like that's basically what's going on so true so wait
00:28:34.780where is this place though i don't understand where on the earth it's somewhere in the fucking
00:28:38.800pacific ocean it's on an island it's on an island it's on an island that's like north of australia
00:28:44.060yeah it's like between australia and new zealand or in that general area something like that
00:28:47.880australia it's in between the philippines and australia so it's not so if it's i think i think it's
00:28:52.720actually is it is it one of the is it one of the places where they think amelia earhart crashed
00:28:57.380yeah right north of us yeah i thought you were wrong new zealand oh indonesia is what i was thinking
00:29:03.560of yeah i was gonna say if you say the east uh yeah yeah indonesia is the other part of that island
00:29:08.580it's probably getting also the one where they the the boys have to stick their hand in like the
00:29:12.500that like mitten of ants of like bullet ants and then keep it in there as long as it's in the same place
00:29:17.200and then the chief while they're getting stung comes in their mouth it's fucked up
00:29:20.900it's take his swollen arm out his fucking hand just bitten riddled with the like bullet ant bites
00:29:33.080and then you have to get a hand job i knew exactly where you were going because and his cum what they
00:29:38.780figured out is that the cum was the only soothing ailment they had like they had it figured out how
00:29:43.000that's what they tell you at least i bet you jizz is probably a great soothing ointment if you think
00:29:47.500oh my god think about the the yeah it's the kind of the the think about the cost viscosity of it
00:29:54.080like it's really good work well yeah uh highly viscous is this from hold on is this but is it
00:29:59.700yeah obviously this is crazy but is it from papua new guinea i think so you ever seen you know amazon
00:30:05.880amazon people oh it's in the amazon my bad my bad my bad oh no shout out to my papa new guineans i got
00:30:12.100it wrong sorry yeah you're savages but not this bad oh no no this is the ants initiation it might
00:30:20.840be the new guineans that are still fucking sucking each other off no look and they have to fucking
00:30:24.000i'm pretty sure it like it makes you after the pain is so much that you start getting like high off
00:30:28.620of it and so they literally just start like start tripping balls from uh pain
00:30:32.720they're literally just like dancing this guy's just like if we lived close together this would
00:30:38.200be us every day dude what kind of what kind of answer are they with cock and ball torture
00:30:43.740honestly i honestly think that we would become a tribe like this like we would just do shit like
00:30:48.520this we would wear fucking like yeah garments and stuff like yeah now literal gang oh my gosh get
00:30:54.580like our tgs like the jerseys but instead of jerseys be like more of like that african garb type
00:31:00.100vibe look you know like that aesthetic like the shikis yeah yeah how the fuck are those jerseys by
00:31:05.000the way fuck you little dicky can you i didn't i haven't even looked at making them can you pull
00:31:10.000up where's my free shit dude youtube i put up a youtube clip in the chat this is like african
00:31:16.080fighting this is african mma it's the dumbest shit in the world you mean mma no no it's african
00:31:22.300mma before you play before you play is it just like that guy from uh blood sport that was hopping
00:31:28.920around that one african guy in blood sport that literally like crawled like a monkey around if
00:31:32.940you know what i'm talking about like it's even dumber they they put like a cast on their hand
00:31:37.220like a solid cast so it's just like a fucking rock only on one hand and it seems like they can only
00:31:42.800hit with one hand until they knock each other out and then after they knock each other out they put
00:31:47.700their bowls on the other guy's head and that's like the whole it's like this is the whole fight
00:31:52.140of africa it's like african mma play that shit it's crazy it's called dombe real quick someone
00:31:57.340brought up that they're in uh some native americans at a ritual where the others would fuck the bride
00:32:02.120at every wedding it's funny how like a lot of religions and cultures all just devolve to hey
00:32:06.100we're up here we gotta fuck yeah dude evolution bro no it's like we're testing your bride for you
00:32:13.780okay no dude um kings the kings the kings back in like uh like european medieval times that's what
00:32:19.600they did to fucking braveheart dog that's why you fucking wouldn't ham on them what was the name
00:32:23.560well the kings in medieval times anytime they got married in order to consummate the marriage
00:32:28.180that's what it is prima nocte yeah yeah no but like the kings in the medieval times whenever they
00:32:33.160had to consummate a marriage they literally had to do it like they would put their beds on like um
00:32:38.220uh stand or like on a like a stage and they would have to fuck in front of the entire court
00:32:43.760to show that they are consummated that's high pressure man that's why they call him the king
00:32:48.920imagine going in there you just can't get it up it's just like i they literally know they would
00:32:54.060if you couldn't fuck her like they cut it up they would say the uh the marriage isn't consummated and
00:32:58.420it's not uh because it was like a contract between like two nations so like he broke the contract because
00:33:03.840you're gonna fuck my daughter that's what they did before only fans those yeah no dude dude this
00:33:08.600this is why monarchies were way better man why because they fuck your wife yeah i was like what
00:33:15.880do you mean what pretty dope if you're the king i guess no no it's like i just like watching people
00:33:20.280fuck i want to be in their room when they're fucking well we already know that about uh don't we
00:33:25.580no no no because that's that's how they uh they formed the uh contracts between two families
00:33:31.420i guess we just gave up on watching those africans fight uh adam 22 says it's officially
00:33:35.900we're gonna watch another african fight this guy's wife oh yeah yeah this adam guy so for those that
00:33:43.580haven't followed this story adam 22 has has one of the coolest lifestyles i've ever heard of
00:33:48.980every week he and his significant other uh invite some random only fans bitch onto their stream they
00:33:55.900sit down and they talk to her and then he has a threesome with them and he's been doing this forever
00:33:59.300they do complete podcasts like a whole like one hour podcast like just any adam 22 but this week
00:34:05.180this week his filthy fucking significant other got greedy yeah but she wanted to have a dude railer
00:34:11.260and they went straight to the fucking pinnacle of the mountain and had this gargantuan gorilla man
00:34:16.520come and savage his precious little flower yeah he's legit one of the biggest dicks in porn like that
00:34:22.060it's ridiculous it's it's retarded it's like like this type shit it's that meme guy you know
00:34:28.420a huge black guy this type shit yeah you know the huge black guy with the huge black dick that meme
00:34:33.220it was that guy i mean if you're going to let your bitch fuck someone some other dude wouldn't you go
00:34:39.080asian i mean honestly absolutely by the way uh this um well she probably had some say in it but uh
00:34:44.540these people are actually like pretty famous which i was unaware of shockingly sure you were
00:34:50.020well i had i had to go do some uh research on it and like they're not just getting like random like
00:34:56.040only fans bitches either like they have explain this pause the thought so i can just read this so
00:34:59.920we can go full screen all right adam 22 is is this dude that we're talking about and he says
00:35:03.980it's officially been a week since i let my wife do porn with another guy i felt a little jealous at
00:35:08.860first but overall it wasn't that big a deal she's watched me sleep with hundreds of girls and it's
00:35:13.400never she's watched you no no she's done it with you no she's done it with you yes uh of girls and
00:35:18.180it's never affected our relationship sleeping with that gentleman has been amazing for both her
00:35:22.440career and our business overall i'm glad we did it and i'm happy to report her vagina has returned
00:35:28.720to its original pre-bb how long afterwards did he wait to fuck her again it must have been like
00:35:34.960not long enough how long did you have to wait after your wife had a baby dude yeah i was gonna say
00:35:39.860dude he had to go get her the ron paul stitch after that you want to go to pre-bbc levels you need
00:35:45.720the ron paul stitch adam hit me up i know a doctor he's like i got i got you bro honest to god i would
00:35:53.060i would discard of her immediately oh she already they're not gonna i mean she looks ran through
00:35:57.740already dude if you've seen her like she looks they also married and have some kids like he's
00:36:03.080oh god what's up mark mark oh my god which you know i honestly i think it's weird obviously but
00:36:10.340like whatever do you want it's the coping that really got me all the like the over and over
00:36:15.300like if you just not dish anything or yeah that that's wild like worst yes if you add up that it's
00:36:21.680like 155 pounds best guess i'm pretty sure it's not like a 45 pound bar so it's probably less than
00:36:26.960that he tweets out i wasn't born i wasn't born with the strength required to let another dude bang
00:36:31.520my wife it takes hours upon hours in the gym to gain this kind of strength weak men will never
00:36:36.360understand as he puts up a weak load it's literally a warm-up that's like that's you know
00:36:41.800who wasn't putting up weak loads yeah also just lifting up the dude's dick anyway like that's how
00:36:48.540much this dude's dick weighs he's just like fucking like i said in the chat that there's an interesting
00:36:53.320correlation between like how if he was lifting more weight like if he was doing 225 or 315 it would
00:37:00.020be worse for me for some reason like the more i guess the more physically i still don't understand
00:37:04.620that rationale go ahead i can kind of get into it i don't understand it either no no i'll tell you
00:37:09.640why it's because he's saying he's seeing a weak man here and he's like i can see how a weak man
00:37:14.480will give up to another man but if you're a strong an actual strong man how would you ever let someone
00:37:20.160else fuck your wife he was like this guy was the logic doesn't make sense but it is like if you're
00:37:24.440going to use that as your argument how are you going to put up what's a normal dude's like warm-up
00:37:28.880because for me i will put on like my warm-up when i do benches like i start out with a bar i'll do like
00:37:33.400probably 10 but they're really easy because the bar and then i'll throw on 45 on each side
00:37:37.320and still do easy like slow like i usually do like half slow and controlled half kind of like fast but
00:37:42.340still like good form just to kind of like stretch my muscles like it's nothing i could probably do
00:37:46.340like 30 plus that black dude ran through this yes this girl right he did he did he did he did 10 reps
00:37:52.800real quick because it was easy about this guy slow and controlled baby this guy adam is not funny
00:37:59.000like i just don't understand none of the jokes that he's told he was on skanks he was on skanks
00:38:03.920yeah he was on skanks you know you don't see that but it's more like for him he was more like he
00:38:09.040generated content from the riff off of it wasn't like he necessarily was funny there's a lot to
00:38:13.400rip off i was going to say well i'm saying he wasn't that funny he's telling he's telling jokes and
00:38:17.880then has to explain them like every time i'm like i just like i don't know you're not funny dude
00:38:22.740well uh do you see him with the other black dudes and they're like talking about i think he's just
00:38:27.660like me except without the pussy yeah he's just like me well let me just let me just tell you man
00:38:37.840um unlike adam unlike adam here i've never let another dude bang my wife that's true that's true
00:38:46.240you got one up on him man one up baby that's one in the w column would you rather oh he was
00:38:52.640ankle sorry this is a little delayed toad with a banger by the way would you rather be a version
00:39:00.480that's never fucked or you have to be adam 22 that's fucked like literally hundreds of women but
00:39:07.100also but also yeah why would i your fucking wife is getting railed out by black dudes as well and you
00:39:13.320have to be cool i mean it's still better than i have a virgin otherwise you got kids with this
00:39:18.260girl though um i don't know if i could do it i don't know if i could why it literally trust me i
00:39:24.160wouldn't i wouldn't have kids with that girl still i wouldn't have a girl we're operating in this
00:39:28.360hypothetical though it's one or the other don't be that person don't be that person yeah and to me
00:39:31.580i'm going oh i'm gonna be that person top you're gonna be a virgin like i'd rather be a virgin
00:39:35.760like because he's still like fucking crazy he's still fucking on the reg so he's still getting
00:39:39.600pussy yeah like obviously it's like okay that's your wife that's weird that's fucked up but the
00:39:43.560other option is never fuck ever i would oj simpson my bitch so fast your head would spin that guy's
00:39:49.460dick is so big that guy's dick is so big that it changed the ethnicity of his children that are
00:39:53.920probably like nine years old it just reached through a time portal retroactively you can't tell
00:39:59.940me that jerking just jerking off for the rest of your life is not as bad as watching your wife get
00:40:06.420railed by a black dude well i'd say that's if if that was the binary option if that was the
00:40:11.880binary option but that's not the binary option because on top of watching your wife get fucked
00:40:15.940by a big black dude you get to have threesomes with your wife and some other random smoke show
00:40:20.300every single week forever this is not even clint not not just random either like they've fucked like
00:40:26.680like really famous porn stars like riley reed and shit yeah no but but to me it's like i don't know
00:40:32.240that makes it better or the woman you love you know you love her you've watched oh bro it's it's
00:40:37.560hell it's hell yeah you know what's weird i was telling my wife about this a little bit and i'm
00:40:42.980like i like like so it seemed like the girl did this with that that black dude because now she's
00:40:48.440like officially a porn star right because she's with this guy but i'm like wouldn't they have been
00:40:52.320porn stars already like you consider them porn stars because they fucked all these porn stars yeah
00:40:57.200yeah but not really is it no it's not like you have to fuck a dude to be a porn star like there's
00:41:02.360like the lesbian porn star that's like i wish you were really funny actually like like uh your father
00:41:09.020must be uh really upset at you it's like no he's fine i'm not actually a porn star i only fuck women
00:41:13.040on camera i guess he is a porn star in the way that we are comedians is that what that's it that
00:41:17.700makes sense yes no no we are comedians exactly technically yeah we are professional comedians we get
00:41:23.880paid crazy amounts of money you guys are you guys are debating whether you'd want to be this adam guy
00:41:32.360or me and like this is like fucking insane to me because why would you want to be me better
00:41:39.160question you would want to be adam yeah
00:41:42.780maybe it's because you've never like actually gone to mythical to where you don't understand the
00:41:51.680yeah that's that's the thing he's never gotten off from a blowjob how many mythicals adam 22 has
00:41:55.920probably gotten a lot there's a lot that's the the valley because i mean what's the transfer rate
00:42:01.760of getting your wife out to mythicals what do you think clint one to one
00:42:05.200serious question i'll take one my wife getting rolled up by the biggest black dick in the world for
00:42:10.860one mythical yo mythicals are special they're special they are special they're like literally once or twice
00:42:16.300in a lifetime like let me ask your question let me ask this question as like if cole wasn't retarded he
00:42:21.420would have asked this question would you rather be adam 22 your wife doesn't get railed out right
00:42:26.380you're adam 22 right up until like a week ago but you look like toad or would you rather look like adam
00:42:31.98022 and be toad uh i would rather be adam because uh i would which one can i get rid of the the
00:42:39.580the fucking stupid ass confusing tattoos he has yeah what's no i want to i want to look like adam too
00:42:45.660wait so now the question is you trade like so it's adam and i are trading our appearances yeah
00:42:51.500you're just like toad that's it that's it yes look like adam have toad's life or you look like toad
00:42:56.620and have adam's life you look like toad before again his wife looked like you look like toad i'd be
00:43:01.260toad like who gives a shit like dude i'd like if you're pulling like i got a whole thing with uh
00:43:06.060jeff charles's mother do the other day because i was giving him about looking there's a joke
00:43:09.580someone made a joke about him looking like some his girlfriend's dad and it's like that really him
00:43:13.820looking old really is not a slight yeah it was it's not like a slight on him if anything that's like
00:43:18.460props if you're like if you were looking like toad and pulling off an adam 22 lifestyle you're like
00:43:23.660i don't know how you're doing it but holy keep going like props dog you know that's right how am i
00:43:28.620doing it the answer is cooking isn't that just the ghost of what who was the one the porn star in the 80s
00:43:34.62070s and 80s that was like the number one and then he just got caught for like childhood stuff
00:43:40.860yeah ron jeremy that's just ron jeremy's life then like ron jeremy yeah yeah ron jeremy yeah ugly
00:43:46.620motherfucker huge cock so porn star because his cock is not even that big by the way i met him twice
00:43:52.140both times in the airport you've met him you've seen it no why is this now just coming out because i met
00:43:58.540him he's i don't know he's disgusting but his dick is not that big everyone that says that is lying
00:44:02.620clint uh was about to join ron jeremy on epstein's plane that's what's going on maybe i met him in
00:44:08.380the airport for that who the fuck cares i think his dick is big he's just like fat so it looks like
00:44:13.260it's a weird optical illusion slightly above average we're not talking fucking that godzilla that just
00:44:17.580ran through this poor adam 22's bitch we're talking by the way you're with me right i'm seeing this guy
00:44:22.940fuck i don't know what does that mean about what what am i about with with like watching your wife get
00:44:26.940railed out you're like nah no that's hell no it's obvious yeah yeah but you know what you would
00:44:31.820rather choose first is not having a wife and not having any sex ever you could still have a wife and
00:44:36.700be a virgin um yeah most of you guys are probably in that situation um
00:44:43.020dude in all seriousness though i would not want to be that faggot i want to be me
00:45:05.820motherfucker i'm out um how close is adam 22 to thank to fucking a tranny because i mean this
00:45:14.300this is this is a downworld spiral like this is what do i do now my wife got fucked up what
00:45:19.820new heights can i store to yes you have it'll be they both fuck a tranny they both fuck a tranny
00:45:25.340that's where it comes out first is like where they're just like oh or or his wife fucks a tranny
00:45:31.180eventually he's going to be getting fucked by a big black dude so he's on the steven crowder
00:45:34.700um like he's on the steven crowder method right there that's where steven's i think all of it i
00:45:38.860think all of this is a downward like it's a slippery slope where you just keep going down the rabbit
00:45:43.020hole of just like down the slope is slippery because of all of the all that's what it is dude
00:45:49.980i swear crowder like the gay thing i feel like i i don't completely get but like or i don't completely
00:45:54.940think he's gay but now that i think about it i could totally see him be a tranny fucker like and
00:45:58.380i guess it's still technically gay but it's like a different kind of gay i'd be you know what i mean
00:46:02.060like it's i'd be stunned if crowder and malice don't tag team trannies on the weekends yeah dude
00:46:06.620i think um adam 12 the uh the guy that he had uh fuck his wife was actually the uh the papua new
00:46:12.300guinean uh king guy that was who it was hey hey mark random please don't ask gambling questions yeah
00:46:19.100don't ask gambling questions we're trying to be here for two hours to enable him on this that's that's
00:46:24.780that's not an over under either by the way elizabeth uh yesterday she like showed me a picture of
00:46:30.780blair white on instagram and she was like i literally don't know how this is tranny she was
00:46:35.260like this is like looking like a smoke show like it's crazy uh if i don't know if you can find the
00:46:41.180picture i mean she has fake tits and a cock i'd pay good money to see her but it's not dude if
00:46:49.900blair if blair white was in if blair white was in a porno i would watch it i would pay so much money
00:46:56.220to see blair white fuck cole and his wife oh my god but it's not just like it's it's not just like
00:47:01.660that she has fake tits it's like she has like women would you got a great face would you be mad
00:47:06.940if if if blair white like fucked your wife with like what if you had like like a three inch penis
00:47:12.140yeah no no don't they all have you know what you know what would make you feel better though
00:47:15.180like oh this big fat stack of thousands i throw on your lap as she's fucking your wife
00:47:19.340no yeah let's make it happen how does that work exactly so like so like so would you be able to
00:47:24.220would you spend more on that happening or uh that one dude uh debating uh rfk jr
00:47:29.740i'll buy you a new septic system i'll buy you a new septic system what i'll buy you a new septic
00:47:36.780system if you do it i just want a rice cooker
00:47:42.860all right good enough for me cole negotiating his way to the bottom
00:47:46.540getting a tranny yeah i was gonna say that's what cole calls an asian uh asian wife or some
00:47:51.420shit but he wants the lady boy so there you go uh so when you have a tranny like blair white you
00:47:58.300know he she whatever starts going on uh like female hormones or whatever does that actually shrink your
00:48:03.660cock no yes they get conversation no i don't i just don't think it gets up i just don't think it
00:48:08.940gets smaller and it just doesn't get up at all i think it like it's i would have any porn i've
00:48:13.340seen their dick works just fine they're professionals well i think those are just
00:48:22.620it works uh better than mine so uh yeah what the fuck i sent it to the uh instagram chat by the way
00:48:29.340so if you want to bring it up a little dicky tranny porn no no the blair white video dude
00:48:36.140uh another reason i don't want to be that adam 22 guy uh i am much more uh i know well yeah
00:48:45.180that i'm i i don't want to i i don't i don't want to be genocided i am much uh more sure of myself
00:48:52.140and i have like constant boners man i'm a much stronger more virile man he's just not jerking off
00:48:58.860anymore maybe he's like gone full like uh no fat why would you why would you jerk off if you had
00:49:05.660three all the time isn't well true you don't need to but isn't oh i bet i bet adam 22 still jerks
00:49:10.700off wait wait i'm sure he does but like why just no because you've never been like in like a
00:49:16.540relationship where you're on the reg reg and you stills every now and then like you know what i just
00:49:20.540kind of want to do it myself like yeah but i i look i i was in a relationship where i had lots of
00:49:26.140threesomes but i i still i never had them as often as adam 22 did like he has it every week dude every
00:49:33.500week it must get boring you think he's bored yeah yeah well yeah because dude no that's why this is
00:49:38.780why that's why that's why you go down the slippery slope of like it's like only tranny
00:49:44.780like that's crazy that's why i only have sex like once a week because i know that i get bored if i had more
00:49:50.540i am in your face toad that's why does it i'm distracted by your wife you're like no babe if
00:49:56.940you me more i'd be way i'd be so much more bored with sex toad like thank you for keeping it once
00:50:02.220a week we'd go real viral right now if you were to start jerking off while we look at this
00:50:10.700what is what is the music go ahead go ahead and do it you know you want to yeah play the
00:50:16.380play the audio all right so stop playing the audio i'll be honest i don't find her that hot
00:50:22.620but i feel like i've said this before i don't know uh i i'm not that hot but still what is she is she
00:50:27.500so far as a tranny like great on a curve yeah that's like that's grade a tyranny meat right there
00:50:32.460if you're well based on her name i believe she's caucasian yeah there we go she's oh that was a funny
00:50:40.620stupid joke come on guys and i was like what is her name i don't know who it is but uh god honestly
00:50:45.420said those hands give it away holy shit that's what i said to elizabeth too right when i saw it i
00:50:48.940was like she was like how does she was like i could and i was like it's the she has man hands
00:50:52.700every time every time like you see a tranny you're like show me it's a trap like just look at the
00:50:56.620hands i just want to see the video again this is my excuse to see the video again play the video again
00:51:00.620oh no dude you know you got to look for the adam's apple man that's how you do it no because you can
00:51:08.140you can hide in adam's apple they can get it shaved down too but like uh yeah yeah they can so they
00:51:13.580want to shave down their like larynx no they shave down like a bunch of stuff they do like facial
00:51:19.820surgeries to make it less masculine so they don't have such a like square jaw and stuff but they uh
00:51:23.980but the the hands you can't do anything with your hands they're gonna be the same way no matter what
00:51:28.620i mean you can shave them they'll shave i guess shave it this is why ai this is why no i'm saying
00:51:33.740they should literally shave the hair is what i'm saying even ai can't fix the hands bro nope
00:51:37.900they still got those they still got those man knuckles it's started today i've been i've been
00:51:42.780fighting with total day today and i've been fighting with fucking an ammunition company about uh nuclear
00:51:47.500bombs and whether they're real or not dude he made some retarded points and i'll be honest like i
00:51:51.420don't really care either way and i guess if i had to guess i'd assume we have a vaccinated opinion
00:51:55.580going on go ahead wow yeah bring it up look at those look at those looking at pictures blair
00:52:02.060oh the hands that's we're looking at the hands yeah look at those how many fingers just like i
00:52:06.220expected six six fingers dude you think she she's a virgin her hands her hands look fine everyone
00:52:13.500but you know what blew me away though with phoenix was when he made the point about the the camera and
00:52:18.780the nuke thing or whatever he's like oh i'm sure these people could figure out a way to get to have a
00:52:23.180camera that would get you know destroyed by a nuke you're like what what magical fucking material are
00:52:28.460they like i get like maybe there's some credence to like the zoom thing but like to take the straight
00:52:34.620up angle that oh no it just survived a nuclear blast i don't believe that they could five miles
00:52:39.820i don't believe it i don't yeah in 1940 yeah but that's more believable the fact that we had a
00:52:45.900question by the way that's more believable than the fact that we would have a camera that survived
00:52:50.140a nuclear blast in 1940. like i'm not at least there's something to the zoom i told them i said
00:52:57.100why don't we why don't we build our our cities with whatever they built those cameras there's like no
00:53:01.420answer like yeah you like super humans look at how mad talk it's what i'm talking about yeah you
00:53:11.100fuck in you okay jay thoreau said uh fuck mary kill blair white kamala harris and adam 22's chick
00:53:20.220i've never i don't even know what adam 22's chick looks like she's uh she's again she's she's kind
00:53:24.860of blair white kamala harris and adam 22's chick which is lena the plug is what her name is yeah she's
00:53:30.140she's i think she's latina she's got fake tits now i mean she i mean she looks like she's for the
00:53:35.340streets she's kind of thick yeah she's not looking great i mean no she's gonna be the
00:53:40.940fuck she's the most attractive of all of them although like oh my god i don't think she's super
00:53:44.940hot wait so it's so it's wait lena blair white and kamala harris yeah i think you marry you you
00:53:52.540you marry kamala harris right yeah money because that's yeah for the money after that you're easy
00:53:57.180life like you're not for them for the money you know she's good at sucking cock so you can
00:54:01.100get that out of it is a non-issue because like if you're if you're married to a politician like
00:54:05.500let's be real you're fucking you who gives a shit like you're you're pulling fucking like nancy
00:54:09.980plosey husband yeah so so we can well you don't have to kill blair white though because she's going
00:54:14.380to kill herself eventually yeah if cole married kamala harris then he could fuck his sister and
00:54:19.260that would be like right in line with alabama right keep the bloodline clean the political bloodline clean
00:54:23.420hell yeah um so i mean i mean the fuck part of it is obvious you got to fuck the the porn star but
00:54:29.740yeah i think you would go like i think you would go you have to go kill blair white because like
00:54:34.780i mean one of these are you get these get these facts out of my face yeah huh yeah we wouldn't
00:54:40.860want to do facts on this show man 800 yards and they said that there was like lead steel and glass
00:54:45.660or something okay the glass is like maybe from 800 yards you could have something that would
00:54:49.660somehow magically survive it but if there's glass at all no it's gonna blow it out i still don't
00:54:53.580understand why it wouldn't little dicky's he's trying to debate me the glass too he's trying to debate me
00:54:58.700from the backstage fuck you coward he's trying to bring back to this fucking conspiracy fight get
00:55:05.260the fuck out there's no facts here it's just i'm telling you how i feel and i'm right i'm right
00:55:09.980i think i think if i say kill for the one i want to say then i'll have the secret service arrive so i
00:55:14.860can't say that oh just say uh kill whoever blew um willie brown willie brown slick willie i'm not
00:55:23.900saying that no i i i don't think you can because then you have to either fuck or marry blair white
00:55:30.460which one are you going to do fuck or marry blair white if you marry probably marry her i think she
00:55:34.140seems fun yeah she'd retweet you a lot and you definitely get more followers right but your life
00:55:39.420is set if you you'd have to blair blair white has a lot of money right we're getting twitter famous one
00:55:46.060one way or the other does not have a lot of money no there's no way blair white they're already
00:55:50.860blair already follows me so we're like we're almost there blair's famous though just because
00:55:55.660you're famous you don't have a lot of money yeah that's true she probably i think she's decent
00:56:00.860probably like well on money like i bet you well our life is fine like it's not like so far as rich rich
00:56:06.940no not rich rich it's weird it's weird because you know born a man i would expect her to be great at
00:56:12.860head but looking at her i don't feel like she is is that weird yeah enthusiastic lover yes yes it
00:56:18.780feels like the blowjobs would be lacking yep oh no she's i don't know is she in a dude she probably
00:56:24.380like gobbles cock she probably gobbles cock i don't know
00:56:31.420you guys ever heard of that made-up condition women have tmj that's that literally is just an
00:56:35.900excuse for not oh my god yeah dude my wife had a friend oh yeah oh you're your lower jaw detached
00:56:44.620come on suck it up my wife had a friend who claimed that and it's like she was married and she would
00:56:49.180always complain about like tmj and not suck dick for that reason but i think she ended up getting
00:56:52.460divorced and like good sucking dick like crazy with randoms after that okay of course uh yeah yeah tmj
00:57:00.460i'm more like tongue my johnson bitch uh i blocked big chungo all right what did you do i love big
00:57:06.460chungo dude wonger 747 on odyssey does make a good point blair white without makeup looks like a
00:57:11.580fucking goblin that's true do you marry blair white you're waking up to a you're waking up in the
00:57:15.980morning and they just be like oh okay yeah i have canela harris without makeup looks awesome i'm sure
00:57:22.780what about the porn star without makeup have you ever seen porn stars without makeup there's a video on
00:57:26.780youtube and it's fucking hilarious yeah dude she looks a little rough but i think we're all we're
00:57:32.220all choosing her to fuck i mean i think that's the obvious yeah i i think i think the problem is like
00:57:36.940you would well some of y'all disagree but even though her pussy is all blown it's just the easiest life
00:57:42.300after that and you have to kill blair white or you're a faggot look i already tried i already tried
00:57:46.700dating an onlyfans chick i'm not doing it again so she only became an onlyfans chick afterwards though
00:57:52.380you're either fucking you're either marrying or uh right i don't know you're marrying or killing
00:57:56.620blair white so you have to mark random check your twitter i'm marrying blair done you're marrying blair
00:58:02.140you're gonna wake up next to a dude every day for the rest of your life bro yeah kamala harris or an
00:58:06.460onlyfans bitch that they're none of these are coming no wait whoa kamala is always away she's gonna be
00:58:13.020like doing politician shit you don't have to worry about her you're just she's gonna be she's gonna be
00:58:17.020back home in a year bro okay then then you have no but that tackling lunatic are you out of your
00:58:22.380fucking mind she's gonna be all over she's gonna be getting paid speaking stuff all over the country
00:58:26.780you get to chill at home as a stay-at-home husband and get hit in the head with a hammer every so
00:58:31.260often dude i'm already a stay-at-home husband who cares like just cheat on you i would cheat on comma
00:58:36.620dude you could you could marry uh you could marry blair white and be like we're never fucking
00:58:41.020we're never sleeping in the same bed the whole reason i want to marry her is to
00:58:44.060but it's like after the first time you're like well like when she's like by the way even when
00:58:49.900you're married you don't want to fuck god damn no no no well you you said i was gay if i said that i
00:58:56.300would fuck blair white so i don't know what's going on you're gay all the ways bro kamala is just
00:59:03.020hillary and bill clinton was fucking everything that moved for years like there's no
00:59:08.220random mike you get to meet hunter biden you get to if if you marry kamala harris you get to hang
00:59:17.900out with hunter biden he's like hey hunter why don't you go over for the day dude bring some crack
00:59:21.900bring some cocaine look yeah you drink some now that's how you sell something cole yeah i had no
00:59:27.740interest in marrying kamala and now i am all the way in because i want hunter to be a bonus oh a bonus
00:59:33.500hole oh is that is that a segue we do we do have uh we do have that article in the uh in the
00:59:38.140spreadsheet here that is a segue do we even need to bring the article it's just that some
00:59:41.660fucking you know thing in uk i thought it was no no no it's by cassandra yeah uh but uh the content
00:59:49.980i believe is real yeah cervical cancer fund suggests calling vaginas bonus holes to avoid offending
00:59:56.300transgender people they were like they were two letters away from actually calling what they actually are
01:00:02.780the website claims using the correct language when referring to someone's gender identity is a simple
01:00:08.060and effective way to demonstrate support and recognition if incorrect language is used without
01:00:12.060being corrected it can cause someone to feel hurt or distress this may lead them to leave and to
01:00:16.700eventually seek support elsewhere so you have to call them bonus holes wait what's going on with the
01:00:20.940feet up there go up a little bit you see these feet in the top right what is that that's crazy i love i
01:00:27.180i love it how many people do you think click on these links by the way and actually i'll be like
01:00:31.340holy shit i do have low legs and feet that's actually uh that's justin o'donnell at pork mess
01:00:38.940no that's the shit fat people get ten times better than what justin o'donnell you ever see like that
01:00:42.140weird shit fat people get i forget the term for it there's a name for it where they get like super
01:00:46.060fat and it's almost like this different type of fat you ever see the ones with the weird like
01:00:49.820large like really large legs or something like that hey hey just google super fat people let's
01:00:55.180just look at fat people for a little while dude um i don't want to look at this show me fat people
01:01:01.260please thank you so so so they are actually trying to get people to call vaginas bonus holes are they
01:01:10.220yo show the dude bottom right bottom right dude that guy that looks like ai oh he went away
01:01:15.660yeah wait no he's where did that go he's right there to the left there he is oh yeah there he is
01:01:23.020is that there you go that looks like ai to me that looks like toad in four and a half minutes
01:01:30.540the that that's uh that's just kidding that's me when i was 26.
01:01:37.340you said that you were 50 pounds in eighth grade yo yeah we gotta talk about something about something
01:01:42.780like that look at this no no it was 59.9 that's what it was funny as shit i bet that dude makes
01:01:49.660great jokes i feel like when you get too fat like you get like real funny and then there's a steep
01:01:54.300drop off because you're just miserable this dude's miserable oh it's true yo real talk real talk so i
01:01:58.780was i was one of the tiniest kids in my freshman class and i was and i i still weighed just a smidge
01:02:05.660under 100 pounds there's no way you weighed 60 pounds well it's okay let's high school let's let's
01:02:11.420think uh let's let's think well i i was in high school in eighth grade we've already established and
01:02:17.820and i yeah i was in high school in eighth grade definitely not true no no that is absolutely true
01:02:25.580he went to one of them retard schools eighth grade was in the high school in my uh
01:02:29.580uh no my town until uh but high school starts in ninth grade i was in the high school in eighth
01:02:36.540i understand you were in the building but can you honestly take how much high school starts
01:02:42.140at ninth grade that's a freshman year well we're talking about when my nickname arose which was in
01:02:47.100eighth grade i believe no that's not what i'm talking about but go ahead how much did i weigh in
01:02:51.180ninth grade well let's well i started getting he said when you were in height when you entered high
01:02:54.780school i started getting fatter later well i'm trying to think about this he goes like well i
01:02:59.260entered the building when i was five years old so well then i was only 20 pounds no no no this isn't
01:03:03.740a trick question no no when when you're in eighth grade you were considered a high schooler you were
01:03:08.060considered a high schooler in my town even though it was eighth grade you were yeah your time's retarded
01:03:11.980that's not real i mean like that happened if your whole town considered you a tranny that doesn't mean
01:03:17.580you are one just because well then yeah no you might that's how it was middle school was only sixth
01:03:22.620and seventh grade and like that's actually how that works okay all right well when i when i was
01:03:28.620i don't know why we're even talking about this this is not good content but we know that i was not we
01:03:33.260know that i was around like 38 pounds when i was in uh second grade second grade that's so
01:03:39.100fucking crazy yeah mom yeah so you you only you know from second until eighth grade you put on
01:03:45.980what's that 22 pounds i'm definitely right about the second grade weight i might be wrong about
01:03:51.580the eighth grade weight yeah you might be about the eighth grade okay call your mom right now put on
01:03:57.500a speaker dude this is not a good content mi6 needs to come with better cover stories i feel like toad's
01:04:03.820mom sounds like a yenta uh my mom is my mom is not no she's not jewish she's italian i'm sure she is
01:04:10.700you think toad's mom is like smoking hot no no toad what if i marry your your mom what do you do about
01:04:20.380it and then you're his son then i son you totally be your son that's so great i i i i'd beat your ass
01:04:27.740dad oh would you know speaking of you i have a genuine you better pipe down you don't talk to your
01:04:32.620dad like that well i'm the man of the house what's the dad situation was your dad not around when you're
01:04:38.380kid or was he he was he's still around okay all right i don't know i never heard you talk about
01:04:42.940your dad we had a talk in the behind toad there's not much back group chat and like we literally think
01:04:48.380i'm liking this new toad i think it literally was hate him because i had a i had to spell out to you
01:04:53.980the social dynamics of how men like interact and then it was like it clicked you got it i realized like
01:04:59.020i know i know i know i think he just never really like he's just that autistic that he never had anyone
01:05:04.300break it down from like that and did your dad withhold food changed did your dad withhold food
01:05:08.860from you no um because because your weight concerns me i feel like you may have been abused well my
01:05:15.420parents were concerned about my weight as you know they put me on hgh because i was like so like below
01:05:21.020the curve but still wouldn't let you out of the fucking cupboard and not and give you food my sister
01:05:26.380isn't bad what does that mean she fucked your sister oh that's what she's saying let's cut right to the
01:05:31.340chase stop jesus oh my god how does she even know what my sister looks like jesus christ benzo show
01:05:36.620yeah could you could you watch that stop talking and start walking toad please thank you i'm just
01:05:42.060what you want to she's trying to i don't know i know do it i'd rather i'd rather hear about your
01:05:47.500escapades as a as a singer oh off that's serious no one's curious man not really look i you know what you
01:05:56.940know what we've got enough weeks where we ignore toad's pleas to tell his stories go ahead and tell
01:06:01.980us a fucking your best story do the nasser bit let's go play the violin song we gotta we gotta set
01:06:09.020up the nasser bit no tell us your fucking best karaoke song you said that we would enjoy them
01:06:14.380tell us your story fucking times here yeah you said you had a bunch of stories yeah just karaoke
01:06:18.540stories i do wine homeboy well and what i'll say is before he goes he said i am did he not say he was
01:06:25.900like i'm well known in the boston karaoke scene is that what he said he said he said new york
01:06:31.500houston vegas he just started those are cities that i've done karaoke and i'm yeah and you're
01:06:38.380like you're like bitch i'm world renowned i was like you ain't pitbull relax dude i'm
01:06:43.100worldwide up in here well dude i've i mean i've i've been doing singing for like as long as i can
01:06:48.380remember basically i've been in singing yeah i've been in singing groups uh yeah like all throughout
01:06:53.660school whatever like i was in uh like all the different choirs acapella groups uh like
01:06:59.260audition choirs all that shit high school college whatever wild you never got laid i was in the
01:07:04.220men's glee club in college uh dude the men the men's glee club we're slaying poon brother we uh
01:07:10.140yes oh no you weren't yeah don't stop let him go no no just let him go just let him go
01:07:16.300this guy named jeff he touched two whole boobs dude no dude the men's the men's the men's glee club
01:07:21.740i've i've said this i've said this before on the show the men's glee club we we would go uh
01:07:27.820perform at women's only colleges and they would be like waiting for us to get off the bus and like
01:07:32.620hounding us we really actually caught a whiff of pussy one time yeah they were just they were just
01:07:37.180looking for dick man so oh yeah like you're like no waiting for marriage well yeah then of course you
01:07:44.460know in high school i was in like four different bands i have i have my yeah cockapella that was my
01:07:49.980uh my gay uh acapella group that i was in we um no so i've been in like some actual like bands
01:07:57.100as well like look this is a great karaoke great autobiography i want you to cut to the
01:08:02.700motherfucking chase you said you had a funny story lay it on me motherfucker yeah okay yeah so make me
01:08:08.380laugh karaoke as we know i've been doing karaoke for for years i would i would be doing it like once
01:08:14.620twice a week pretty much in boston well known at this club uh the club that i would go to all the
01:08:19.740time which is now defunct because of covid i would go dude i was none of these details matter
01:08:24.940it's incredible i'm sorry i'm autistic i was not exactly this is exactly what he typed to us
01:08:30.300before we rudely shut him down dude i was i was a i was a motherfucking king at this club man
01:08:36.380exactly everybody yeah that's how you start the story go ahead yeah dude everybody loved this
01:08:40.140shit like toad yeah toad coming to the stage i do like i was blocking i had to block it i couldn't
01:08:46.140it uh andrew and armor of god no no no so this was this was not a this was not a gay club but not
01:08:54.220touch me this was this was not a gay club but i i did karaoke it was it was pulse in orleans
01:09:02.620it's it's named it's named pulse for uh the throbbing cocks um no i i did i did once do karaoke at a
01:09:10.700gay bar in boston and i and i did the song gay bar by electric six and all these men loved the song
01:09:17.340they're all over me gay gay men hit on me a lot i was drugged that night so so that's a segue into this
01:09:25.740so technically i'm not a segue into the most ridiculous karaoke story um one night i was doing
01:09:32.220karaoke at the club that i was at i had whatever done a couple of songs whatever i caught the attention of
01:09:37.660these older women two of them one one of them was like really like pretty attractive like this woman
01:09:44.700was definitely hot for like 50 like so so so no so what i did was so you know how you play you know
01:09:53.580you play this game when you're dealing with two women you go after the uglier of the two to make the
01:09:58.300hotter one jealous that's the dumbest fucking shit i ever heard so that's what i was doing so that's what i
01:10:03.180i was doing to do that that's what i was doing i was i was hitting on the the less attractive you
01:10:07.820were leaping on the grenade yes i know dancing with this woman whatever yeah well she was round like
01:10:11.980a grenade i was i was yes this story's about to blow up like one i was dancing with her or whatever and
01:10:19.500and these two women also happened to be with a young man who was younger than i was like i was
01:10:24.460in my early 30s probably when this happened both women were like early 50s i would say something like
01:10:30.780that they're with this they were with this man who was like in his 20s obviously a gay man i'm like
01:10:35.820all right like this is one of their moms whatever he's we're all like doing you know we're all taking
01:10:41.340our turn so it's been five minutes all right by the way why this is all happening i'm just scrolling
01:10:46.060through toad's facebook photos and it's hilarious like watching this here he came and then what
01:10:51.660okay okay okay i think i found his acapella group man it's like it's uh you you it's interesting
01:10:58.460hey don't pull it up don't pull it up i'm not pulling it up i'm just don't dox me you probably
01:11:02.460yeah there are pictures i'm not gonna do that i'm not gonna do that there are pictures of my acapella
01:11:05.820group i had like a big like rap solo and there's a toe dressed up as uh hey when you're done with
01:11:11.100this fucking awfully long story i want you to i want you to hit us with that rap but go ahead uh i don't
01:11:16.140even fucking remember it and well and and it would do it would dox me because it was literally about
01:11:21.420my uh acapella group no let me finish this story so let me finish the story so dude i this was before
01:11:28.700i was sober i was drinking we're all drinking i'm like all right like i'm thinking like i'm gonna like
01:11:33.580get out of here i'm gonna try to like go home with like both of these women like let's let's try this
01:11:38.780out yeah you're going zero to a hundred digger real quick yeah 200 it's like yeah so what what
01:11:46.940what makes you what gives you the audacity you think you're prepared for two women you never had
01:11:51.500the less attractive the less attractive one was like totally all over me and then i kind of had my
01:11:56.380arm around the other one you know what i mean so i'm like so basically because you don't commit to
01:12:00.380the ugly you get none but i'm doing the shift well it's worse than that because then what happened was
01:12:05.740the the hotter of the two basically wound up uh being like uh like pretty much being like
01:12:13.420no no no that like that's not what we're here for uh do you want to go home with my son she was
01:12:24.460this story could have been told like two minutes i went to a karaoke bar once i was hit on some older
01:12:29.340ladies thought i was really gonna make some moves and then they came to come to find out they were
01:12:33.500trying to pass me off to the gay son i just heard your whole story granted granted it's a low bar
01:12:37.260but top i'm gonna meet you to hit the button a third time how could we what do i need the detail
01:12:44.620toad with a banger he did it he did it three bangers i actually like this idea we call it
01:12:51.180toad story toad story hour because that joke being obviously it takes me i like this idea how can we
01:12:57.420how can we get him on kill tony to tell literally just go to austin on a monday night
01:13:01.900do you put him in the in the bucket and just hope yo we should he would get the buzzer before
01:13:06.860he gets to the point yo two minutes one minute you get one minute so he wouldn't even make he'd be
01:13:13.900like he'd be just just laying down the foundation like that one guy that's like well i'm getting let
01:13:21.260me just let me and then they like he is like okay well maybe i'll let you like he grants them
01:13:25.100give him the point and then he's still like what the fuck if if you if you tell me beforehand uh
01:13:32.140that i'm only gonna have a minute i will condense the story okay into what like 20 minutes for now
01:13:38.940until all infinity put a timer one minute like for the rest yeah just just imagine that in perpetuity
01:13:45.740you have one minute it might actually curtail your severe autism yeah toad story time is a good idea
01:13:51.820it's a good segment for the show but we were talking about how weird like this show is so toad
01:13:55.900heavy and he's right if he like left or when he eventually you know yeah we're gonna have no
01:14:01.820content well we always have a million times but never touching them because we get like toad says
01:14:06.380something crazy and we're like we can't not address this look here's the truth here's the truth toad is
01:14:10.620the most important part of the show and also we'd be absolutely hysterical hey i just said it's not
01:14:15.740i watch every time also benzo said toad would be the guy to fucking go to like kill tony in texas
01:14:24.060and not hit her up at all he would just be down there just like you get laid for the real the first
01:14:29.020time go to texas and he just does kill tony and get made fun of for an hour and that's it
01:14:34.060no no no what would happen was what would happen would be i i would i would go on kill i would go on
01:14:41.660kill tony and i would kill so hard that i would some other bitch and then i wouldn't have to call
01:14:45.900benzo as you know conventional logic says if you do have to a gay one to get to the hot woman you
01:14:51.100got to do what you gotta do i just don't pick up artist logic right here you guys have they have
01:14:57.020like a relationship right like like what what is going on why is there no consummation what is
01:15:02.140like you guys are like totally broken she's obviously down so like what's your problem yeah she's a
01:15:06.860crackhead like so she's down what are you doing for the for the thousand times she's not on benzos
01:15:13.260yeah she's she's on cream pie city she's a little bit older too you can do whatever yeah we don't
01:15:18.460need to crowdfund them we can get them down oh we could get them down there this next monday well
01:15:22.460this is the other thing i i dude i autistically uh tell benzo about all of my betting so so yeah benzo
01:15:29.420is uh following like all my betting so she kind of knows like what i'm winning in that total if we give
01:15:34.780you we give you a month can you put together you toad toad we give you a month no no toad i want
01:15:40.220to be serious about this we give you one month to pull together a one minute set would you go down
01:15:45.500to kill tony yeah you would go down i will go down pull like a tim cast move where he dropped that
01:15:51.660monster super chat do all this and then not get pulled up did you i think i think we would we would
01:15:57.740have to because i know after like if people are asking for it he doesn't pull the name out of the
01:16:02.780hat we'd have to call dave smith we'd have to call dave smith and we'd have to have him call tony
01:16:07.820hinchcliffe and be like can you please get toad on this show we're flying down specifically for this
01:16:12.140and i feel like we could that's attainable i think the move would be to oh that's great send a bunch
01:16:16.460of other people and then flood with other people just putting toad in the hat oh that's a great idea
01:16:21.740i don't even know who's going we just put toad's name in that five times how about what what if we
01:16:27.820like mail-in voting we just put in mail-in ballots right into the hat hey hey that didn't happen
01:16:33.340this is youtube no it'd be great if they pull if they pull his name twice because we put it in there
01:16:37.420so you gotta tell a second story he's got no he's got no material left he just goes up there like
01:16:43.980dude you you know you don't tell stories though right you tell you you do stand up it's a minute
01:16:49.820set bro it's basically a stand up people do tell stories but like you do it's like a quick story
01:16:55.020the joke he told was pretty good would you want to tell it here i'm not going to end the show i
01:16:57.980promise it's still too early yeah well i was i was i was trying to tell it on that uh stream and uh
01:17:03.900yeah one of our best bits it's my favorite bit that we do by the way it is but we're not going to
01:17:10.220end the show so go ahead what what bit this is a bit yeah your joke do the set i want to end the
01:17:15.500show so bad but no don't don't don't yeah no i love this dude well do you i sent you a video
01:17:20.540tell the joke do you not do you not have a video of it the video i'd rather if we're doing videos of
01:17:25.740us i'd rather do the one of our jokes about that we did for the love of god every time we give you
01:17:29.900an opportunity to shine you just you just tell the jokes don't you just don't shine i just want
01:17:34.220you to shine just shine motherfucker shine we're giving you your chance right now
01:17:37.420deep madness because he won't wait back at him you you had some critiques that would be really
01:17:41.020funny you had some critiques too bad as we blind so we're going the opposite way we're giving you
01:17:46.940your moment to shine and you're what are we doing i always shine baby goes back on the show this
01:17:52.540motherfucker didn't even say hi to me especially with my bald head i'm always shining i want to hear
01:17:57.340this joke i didn't hear it on the i didn't hear this i genuinely want to hear this joke i'll tell you the truth
01:18:01.740just tell a joke toad is mad that i didn't pick him for like my third option to go on the elijah
01:18:07.100shafer show but you are my first option to go on legion of skanks and there's only one other seat
01:18:13.420yeah but yeah but i'm going on the redo all right no like you would be the first person it would be me
01:18:19.100no the redo on uh shape yeah bro that's not what we're talking about depends how i feel depends how
01:18:24.060i feel tell the joke tell the tell the joke or you're not gonna go all right well just like
01:18:31.340well i got i gotta get it right man but um so i i have this new neighbor and she's like the most
01:18:39.100beautiful woman that i've ever seen man she has the most incredible eyes and every time i look at them
01:18:47.260it's just like i'm staring through a window right into her bedroom
01:18:56.300i love that his his his style is to be a creepy
01:19:04.300what the is that that's gonna be your character all the time it works if he did have if he had five
01:19:11.260minutes like to do like a like a five minute spot i feel like him telling a boring story but ending it
01:19:16.220with a really good creepy joke out of nowhere would be no no i i i use that as my closer in
01:19:22.460a couple of the sets if you could tighten if you could tighten it up and just do like a five minute
01:19:26.540set i know it one minute one minute of you hitting two of you hitting two punches that's obviously your
01:19:33.740closer i think i think it's i think it's a minute that might get you an applause you have to open up with
01:19:40.300i'm a virgin and then tell the story about that and then perfect yeah well yeah well yeah oh tony
01:19:45.580would go oh god he would love it oh yeah but yeah but one of the one of the openers that i've used
01:19:51.100though is uh is is uh my ex-girlfriend used to really like to role play and she thought it would be
01:19:57.900really hot if i was a cop so i shot her dog i don't like that you don't like that one i've heard
01:20:05.260that too political yeah do we need like by the way i don't want to skip over this uh lady said she
01:20:11.740she he has danny brown's number um yo which is laney crazy to me i've get i'm is danny brown into
01:20:19.500like fucking trannies who's danny who's danny brown that'd be awesome you don't know who danny brown is
01:20:24.380no that's the one that was married to whitney houston yo no he's funny bro he's funny he has a show on
01:20:30.700ymh but he's also he's a he did a bunch of rap too yeah dope rapper he's sick yo laney for real
01:20:37.900i'll call you she forever if you get him i will suck your lady dick
01:20:47.260yeah i think the threesome story would be a great story it would be hard no that's when you're
01:20:51.660invited back on that's not the first that would be yeah that would be hey by the way that would be
01:20:55.500mine fuck you if i'm going on there i'm telling the threesome story would be a legion of skank
01:21:00.220story like the way he told it to us i listen to it often and man it's the the way you laid that
01:21:05.740one out it couldn't have been more funny so that one worked all right i thought i was too autistic
01:21:11.900with that one too and like setting it up you know you know why you know why that story worked perfectly
01:21:16.620is because you were embarrassed to tell it so you were succinct you were succinct and he was dragged
01:21:22.300out you do with all your other stories yeah we had to drag out all the information out of you okay
01:21:29.020yeah you the way you were tiptoeing around to be careful to say this but not that
01:21:33.100that's what really made the story awesome because we could sense your awkwardness your natural
01:21:37.260awkwardness i love that yo eric john pizza artist said i'm not kidding he would use the whole minute
01:21:43.260to be like i'm down on the brewers because they're in a bad spot right now and i really i bet the over
01:21:46.860because that that that doesn't even make sense to me benzo obviously does not she's not learning man
01:21:55.660she's not learning from from what you know why because she ain't reading your fucking long
01:21:59.100diatribes about sports betting just like we don't yeah he says like this like massive wall script and
01:22:03.740she's just like when are you gonna fuck my pussy
01:22:08.380she's just like and here's another nude and here's another dude and he's just like oh i'm down
01:22:12.300thirty thousand dollars this week she'd be like you know what's crazy my pussy is still wet after you
01:22:17.900get all that shit and you see dude there's there's something there's something wrong with her
01:22:23.340yeah clearly she wants to fuck something wrong with you do it no no no no no no there's something
01:22:27.260wrong with you you're not hopping on a plane and taking all of your baggage everything you're
01:22:33.180balling like a motherfucker fly this woman out and just treat her wine dine bam kick her out
01:22:39.420bring her bring her to your home dude i'd do it like i'd have to all right no you what hey you can't
01:22:44.220that's an invite he'll he'll never say it in the in the group chat but fucking take that as an
01:22:50.700invite he's inviting you say yes in the chat right now no no she's not gonna do it book a ticket and
01:22:56.460then just send him a paypal request and he has to just be like just be like hey whether she comes
01:23:01.740or not toad i want you to fucking pay paypal her a thousand dollars good luck toad dude she never
01:23:08.620leaves um whatever the fuck the middle of nowhere like texas wherever the fuck she is he
01:23:13.980would for that dick and you know it all right all right some toad benzo would you leave just
01:23:18.060say yes or no in the chat right now i'll pull it up if you say yes then then you guys about to
01:23:22.220fuck i'm excited you said if you say yes my god my god if you could uh if you could film that toad
01:23:28.700that'd be great yo if you film it and you play it on the show fuck no no no that's local that's
01:23:33.420locals content locals content oh obviously okay you gotta pay for that we gotta paywall that
01:23:40.700shit i was saying in the chat that the the explicit focus of this show is not to like like create good
01:23:46.380content anymore oh she didn't say anything fuck it damn it whatever fuck it's it's not to create
01:23:50.860good content it's not to make you guys laugh i don't give a fuck about you guys it's specifically
01:23:55.020to turn toad into a sex symbol if within like the next couple of years i don't care if we have a
01:24:00.140million like subscribers or whatever if we will toad it's already i don't even give a fuck if we
01:24:05.020can get him specifically like when women see him they just get wet they don't know why they associate
01:24:09.820him with sex yeah that's what i want this show to be that's the most that's what needs to happen uh eric
01:24:19.740that was so great that's what needs to happen eric is way eric is way off by the way that
01:24:25.980uh benzo could be a sex symbol like the swastika is a peace symbol by the way ben benzo is uh 38 so
01:24:32.540fuck you hey hey so how long do you think you'd last the first go i think there's a lot of there's
01:24:40.300a lot of dynamics to this by the way yeah i feel like you may last forever i feel like you may not
01:24:44.380come at all a lot of possibilities oh that's true it could be he's already there thank you junkie
01:24:50.460jeff great point great direction trust dark says trust me when he's in that zone he could pull most
01:24:55.420pussy yeah i like it i don't think it's like i i think if there's supposed to be a done there that's
01:25:01.180great but there's not i just feel like it's just funny to think he's like he could pull like most
01:25:04.700pussy like not like high-end pussy but like you know i think he just means most as in like i don't
01:25:09.660understand how you fail it's like 60 of the the women you have this 51 behind you you got random who's
01:25:17.100willing to wingman you like directly into oh there's no way that you don't get it i don't
01:25:23.100random would that gay dude for you we have an elite stand-up comic and future school shooter in
01:25:28.300the chat right now willing to help you write your set once you get on kill tony it's kill
01:25:32.700pussy time you know i'm just i invited him i invited him on the show mid-show and he he just messaged me
01:25:37.180back he's like no i'm like way too up to hop on dude i don't even respect dude i i i don't even
01:25:42.540fucking need any of this help man uh told you 38 i think you might i honestly don't
01:25:47.980encouragement i don't think he does i i i don't think he needs the help i think okay any man can
01:25:53.900get pussy it's not like like it's really the pussy you want i guess yeah yeah he could legit trip and
01:26:03.900fall into pussy google fucking whores nearby and you can get fucking yeah exactly there are single
01:26:12.460mothers ready to fuck in your area toad oh i oh i'm aware yeah dude dude the single mothers i
01:26:21.580love them and they love me so we got we got any other stuff any other yeah i wanted i really wanted
01:26:27.900to do the the videos because i really wanted this to be a bit which video is this the anti-comedy uh
01:26:33.900oh you're a nigger bit oh i love that one that was the other version was whack hey how about a
01:26:41.020spoiler alert for our audience jose yeah that killed it that was my whole punchline yeah i didn't think
01:26:46.620you're actually gonna play that but that that kind of ruined it yeah all right oh yeah oh the ice
01:26:52.620yusuf who's a elite ufc fighter says just found out white people he says fine because he's black
01:26:58.780find out white people don't wash their ice cubes before putting it in i drink scroll down he has a
01:27:06.540video he has a video i don't even know i think i think it's he literally probably found out the
01:27:11.020chicken washing thing he's just having fun yeah is he messing with us is he messing with us yeah he's
01:27:15.900totally messing with you he responded to me oh yeah dude dude he's coming on tower game bro yeah
01:27:25.020what did jake shields say to him what did jake shields say to him scroll up maybe the fancy whites
01:27:31.740but definitely not us trailer whites we do chase beers or bears and swim with sharks though you're
01:27:36.860worse at reading than i am all right he's got to be around he's got to be yeah yeah if black people
01:27:41.420start washing their ice i'm done i'm out but it makes sense though it makes no sense because
01:27:47.420dude the ice is already water and you're putting more water on it all you're doing is like slowly
01:27:51.660melting the ice with the dirt the dirt layer if you think that there is a dirt layer on the outside
01:27:56.700of the ice you're dissolving that and then putting it just yesterday just yesterday yeah this is this
01:28:03.820is tower gang spreading culture right here it says be me talking to co-workers at the office
01:28:08.940mentioning a new chicken recipe and how to prepare it quote anon you don't wash your chicken the
01:28:14.300did i just ask dot jpeg you're not supposed to wash chicken everyone around the office looks at
01:28:20.060at me in shock starts by working with black people anon he works everyone taking this dumb
01:28:26.780side admitting they wash their chicken stutter out that all the good gets washed off and the meat
01:28:32.780is clean because factories bleach etc yeah but you have to wash off the gross white slimy stuff
01:28:39.500that's the fat dot mp4 spend spend the rest of the night asking co-workers if they wash their chicken
01:28:45.740everyone says they do go home take out two frozen thighs wash them they taste like plain
01:28:51.180shit afterwards did i just get did i just get trolled or do retards really clean off meat no black
01:28:57.100people well yes retards yeah meat cuts it says i i do love that we've we've made it we've made it to
01:29:04.220fucking uh 4chan it's the best 4chan made it to reddit that's right it's just the truth black people
01:29:11.180will be washing their chicken and no one knows why including the black people speaking of we should
01:29:15.500probably play uh as an outro the fucking uh the outro jose just leave if you want to i'm not saying
01:29:22.060right now i'm not saying right now i'm good i'm good do you do you think this did this whole thing
01:29:26.460start as a troll but then become real because the black people actually trolled themselves real i i feel
01:29:31.740like i vaguely had heard of this before like flat earth here uh little dicky play that play the video i
01:29:36.620sent in the chat yeah god i just i love that black people do that jose's oh he is trying to always
01:29:44.140trying to end it i wasn't trying i saying when we do it could be 20 minutes from now i'm saying
01:29:47.980when we do it's going to get to the last 30 minutes to get good yeah yeah we're just we're just ramping
01:29:55.260up until the video comes up that's right we're revving up just like toad's sex days are revving up
01:30:02.780right in front of our very oh yeah you know it all right here we go yeah my dad left after my mom
01:30:09.020refused to wash the chicken with dawn's soap that's a good one oh dude whoever's making this sketch
01:30:15.740you gotta include this for uh the tower gang boys
01:30:20.380mother did you just make chicken without washing it with dawn's soap we all gonna get samabella
01:30:27.100why are you using dawn's soap doesn't that the chicken dawn's soap on the chicken if you don't
01:30:33.980you don't you don't you get samabella you get samabella on that motherfucker and then you
01:30:37.820shit out of your mouth that's called cukin what do you mean shit out your mouth you
01:30:42.700shit out of your motherfucking mouth if you don't you don't show up you get samabella
01:30:51.740oh my god oh it's the fucking best man dude i love that guy so much i can't believe
01:30:57.900dude for a minute i thought i thought samabella was uh like some black holiday or something
01:31:04.380did you really not get the joke no i got it okay i was like does he get it i don't
01:31:09.740do you have to explain it no you do not have to explain it i already explained it many times to
01:31:15.980myself in my head that that joke has so many layers you know taking the whole ebonics angle on
01:31:21.900salmonella it's just like a south park bit i feel like because he's he's a writer right that's what
01:31:37.100he did before well he was yeah he's everything actor writer comic everything yeah when i when i
01:31:42.860listen to some of his bits i'm like i picture it in south park i was like this would kill man
01:31:46.860you know i've never watched an episode of south park never wow you never actually have
01:31:51.500tower gang either why i never watched south park what are you doing what are you doing you gotta
01:31:56.380do it you gotta do it i've never watched south park and i've never watched uh an episode of the
01:32:01.260simpsons what oh man yeah i don't like the simpsons either well i'm saying i've never seen one episode
01:32:07.740oh the simpsons back in the day man it was so good the only one of the only one of those like
01:32:12.380ones like that is i've watched family guy that's about it i never watched you know you can watch
01:32:15.660south park like while you're giving plasma like you just play it on your phone for sure i mean i
01:32:20.220just i it was never like i it was i i think i missed the window of where it would be like super
01:32:27.740funny for me of like no no absolutely not of like 16 no but i'm saying like when you get into it you
01:32:34.460want to get you missed the you missed your peak of funny correct but it's still funny like when you're
01:32:38.220like 14 to 18 no you're right like you you're really want like the fucking still funny i promise you
01:32:45.420yeah it's it is still hilarious yeah i understand that but i feel like i feel like i'm way too far
01:32:51.020behind like i can't like you don't have to catch up chronological narrative here they're
01:32:56.300fucking in fourth grade i mean i was like i watched the nfl i watched them i've watched in the first
01:33:00.700season you know back in 1942 and i watched you know i watched it chronologically i gotta catch up
01:33:08.140couldn't figure out what was going on otherwise he's like why are they playing
01:33:10.620yeah hitting each other there's new whoa i mean i'm in season like 42 and there's way too many
01:33:18.300teams yeah yeah what's going on i want to nfl and the afl merged what it would actually be really
01:33:24.540funny if someone actually go back and like watch like sports like that like they do shows just go
01:33:29.740back to the nba or baseball baseball started like the 1800s like i gotta start back and really for 162 games
01:33:37.580times 150 years times times 30 teams bro you are talking the rest of your motherfucking life you're
01:33:44.540watching those games you could just watch ken burns god i'm getting i'm getting almost rolled in the
01:33:48.380fucking uh the comments for uh not having watched south park yeah it's great and it's a lot of them
01:33:54.460too are like commentaries on the shit that's going on as well in a certain way it's like the dumbest
01:33:58.140but then at that point is it like those things where there's shows and like i guess it's like other tv
01:34:04.460shows where there's things about times and it's like i'm not gonna get the joke because
01:34:08.220i don't know you'll get it like it's it's 10 years old now like during like the era of trump like
01:34:12.380there were some hilarious ones that were doing that were really no i thought that was that was
01:34:15.660the worst that was the worst south park i don't know i didn't watch all of them but i remember
01:34:18.940someone pretty goddamn funny mr garrison mark mark goes to stills and sits down he's like oh
01:34:24.860shit it's eight o'clock it's he watches it with commercials incredible dude i a bowl of cocaine dude
01:34:30.940i i watched i watched every simpsons episode up until like a couple years ago and i haven't
01:34:35.260caught up i haven't seen a commercial in 25 years it's why i don't watch the commercials it
01:34:40.300it it simpsons when you go back and you do watch something like usually it's at your parents house
01:34:45.340because they just haven't figured out like i don't know yeah so they're just like they're still
01:34:50.460turning on comcast to watch my my stepdad watches the padres games live every day and it makes
01:34:56.300me want to strangle him it drives me crazy commercials are so terrible i mean just what
01:35:02.700like the only time i get them is whenever like i'll watch hulu but with that with the ads
01:35:07.660what makes you more mad when your stepdad watches the live padres or when he your mom
01:35:12.700they got divorced a while ago thanks for bringing that up though
01:35:18.220cool what i what i will say though is that uh south park wow south park for the first like
01:35:23.740several seasons at least i would say they weren't really doing like current event stuff it was more
01:35:28.300just like the characters were doing like a bunch of really stupid and whatever so like
01:35:35.660oh my god you just have to watch 1500 hours of football per day and you can
01:35:41.260catch up with the entire yeah there you go by 24. he already divided by 24. he did
01:35:47.100oh wait what so that's 365 so it's every day you have to watch 1500 hours yeah but yeah dude you
01:35:55.500you could you could do it you could do it if you really speed it up oh that's true it's like well
01:36:01.820these blackboard insanely fast holy they are moving all right you speed you speed it up to like
01:36:09.980fucking uh like 10 times speed and the white guys are still slow it's like what the math does not okay i
01:36:16.540guess they're mine because you have multiple you all right you have multiple games per whatever so
01:36:20.060all right that makes sense now that's still not imagine imagine the aliens that conquer us and they
01:36:24.460have to like go there's one guy that's in charge of like watching all our media and they're like here
01:36:28.300you watch 1500 years of football and this alien is like oh my goodness
01:36:35.98017 380 games jesus christ well you know it's crazy like uh if you think about it if you had
01:36:43.660watch all media like just on youtube they upload like not that many when you think about it 17 000
01:36:49.660games you think they'd be more thousand a lot dog yeah it's a lot yeah they only played 16 games a year
01:36:55.500now do baseball yeah baseball is crazy i think the math got if that's how many games there are and we
01:37:01.180were saying it was gonna take like that many years that doesn't add up something so baseball baseball
01:37:05.900plays 10 times as many games per season and they've been around for twice as long so that the math is
01:37:11.340real easy there that's and their and their games and their games on average are much longer as well
01:37:16.860i remember watching one not anymore i was watching the mets and the red sox play i think it was done
01:37:21.660it was like i was in like high school or something and they went into so many extra innings that when
01:37:25.260i woke up they were still playing i woke up oh yeah oh yeah that was yeah one of the like longest
01:37:29.580games in history yeah yeah that's why that's what i remember that so baseball i think they fixed it
01:37:35.820they fixed it now they barely go past like 10 innings if my math is right i think it's about
01:37:40.620320 000 games that you'd have to watch times three hours that's a million that's a million folks that's
01:37:46.300a lot a million hours yeah of baseball of the most boring sport
01:37:53.260just like it's like it's like listening to toad tell a story
01:37:55.580what if we had a baseball commentator just like like color commentary uh toad stories
01:38:10.140i guess he's going oh and he struck out once again
01:38:15.260stand up for the seventh inning he is he is now oh for 32
01:38:19.580dude i should well that's a shame cole he should really work on his game in the off season
01:38:24.940i thought about it back in the day i know it would shock you that i was like obsessed with
01:38:28.460baseball statistics back in the day and it was yeah like i i kind of wanted to be a baseball
01:38:33.260commentator or some kind oh god i 6.34 years you can if you don't sleep
01:38:40.780you can watch every football game i love football i know everything i know everything why the prevent
01:38:48.860defense why are you running prevent again this is how you always lose the part is that like after
01:38:53.740you watch that in six and a half years then you have to watch the six and a half years that you missed
01:38:59.020oh that's true it's constant job it's just you gotta catch back up oh my god it's like that
01:39:04.060spinning top 218 000 play games so insane all right we try to get away from the autistic on this
01:39:11.740show but we're really leaning into with these numbers here yeah this is getting yeah i don't
01:39:15.900know why this is so fascinating to me but i do i do just want to uh trigger toad and apparently benzo
01:39:21.340uh the pitch clock is a good idea and should be implemented further make it look benzo is correct
01:39:26.620we should have a we should have a clock for toad when he starts a story he's just like the
01:39:30.140bitch clock started up oh i thought i thought it was gonna be the tally of how many bitches i
01:39:35.580fuck it would always be on zero when you talk like that it makes me so mad this is what i mean
01:39:42.780we try not to but it's like it's just because if you're if your counter is at zero what do you want
01:39:48.460me to do am i will say one of the one of my favorite podcasts every day which ever never got released
01:39:54.060was doing the uh the sporkle uh sports quizzes you know oh yeah yeah yeah i remember it's like it's
01:40:01.660like okay name like every first round draft pick uh for the past 30 years so you have to go through
01:40:08.940just like for like the nba and that shit is so much fun if you get a bunch of like sports buddies
01:40:13.420together you just start naming names it's i don't know it's really fun if you like sports jose's not
01:40:18.220gonna get it but like get it either that's i dude i i i used to love that shit it's really fun
01:40:23.900like like click you you could do that though for like with like baseball or like basketball be like
01:40:28.700all right i could do like with all number one draft picked or like or like name like oh no no no i
01:40:32.860thought i thought you're saying can i name all the teams in every i could name all yeah it is that but
01:40:36.380then it goes like they have to be like name like the past all the champions for like the nba that
01:40:41.340couldn't do it yeah i mean i could i could get like close like i know it's like lakers lakers spurs
01:40:46.380spurs like it's late celtics in there because they fucking rob us and then the you got the uh
01:40:53.260not the sixers the bulls no no no the detroit pistons the pistons yeah the bull the bulls are in there
01:40:59.580yeah oh i'm not going all the way early yeah oh but i bet early 2000s uh would be clint's like
01:41:05.180fucking yeah that's my bread basket just crazy every all the sports made 2000s goes goes lakers
01:41:11.340lakers lakers pistons and then i think it's spurs spurs the lakers don't win for a while after that
01:41:16.940it's like five years dude this is sorry yeah we need a sports podcast again just to do this
01:41:22.460right start your sports podcast dude i've been saying i've been saying we should do it man but
01:41:27.580i also want to do we should definitely do a sports podcast
01:41:33.580clint i'm gonna get with you we're gonna no no you have to do the conspiracy podcast with top of that
01:41:37.900yeah i mean it's true how much will elizabeth allow hey hey i want to i want to talk a little
01:41:43.820bit about this fucking this uh this mountain at the north pole because this has me what no yeah
01:41:50.860yeah this shit has me spun up dude like see i don't i don't believe this i want i just watched top
01:41:55.740gear last week uh and they went to the north pole i love that yeah great it's a good episode and
01:42:01.500there was no mountain there no no there was no mountain and they now they did go to the
01:42:07.340gravitational north pole and not necessarily the uh geographical north pole right what's that what's
01:42:12.860that mean they went to where the magnetic north they went to magnetic north
01:42:18.300is geographic north i thought it was i thought it was one of the same they're different no it moves
01:42:23.820my life is upside down right now you just fucking you know what's even crazier so that that mountain
01:42:29.500there it's called like a black black mountain but it's called black rock dog black rock it's all
01:42:35.180it's all interconnected baby yes it has four it has four rivers that flow from it and it's like
01:42:40.300associated with a biblical verse and the way the rivers flow they turn into a nazi sign that's a sign
01:42:46.700of peace no way yeah dude geographic north pole and the magnetic north are way off from one another
01:42:54.940my whole life and it gets further every year dude that's how far away i am yeah you get further
01:43:01.180from god every day i bet every i bet everyone watching this right now had no top other pictures
01:43:06.540of this uh this mountain uh there's not that's the whole issue there's no pictures there but there's
01:43:14.060old drawings because the the way we know it's there is because there's no pictures of it cole use your
01:43:20.140brain for a second dude yeah you can't take pictures of uh santa's workshop man no on on like
01:43:26.060old maps on old maps they drew the north pole i'm sending it in the chat right now a little bit yeah
01:43:31.100they drew the north pole and what it is and on new maps it's like completely misrepresented and it's
01:43:36.700true a lot a lot of old maps look like flat earth maps too the way like countries are laid out and
01:43:41.580things like that but isn't that just because they didn't know whenever i put a piece of paper down
01:43:44.620it looks flat to me too no man that that's that's just because that's just because they're all uh
01:43:51.340it's because they're all i'm sorry the problem is tough is i actually believe in hollow earth
01:43:55.740so like i i legit like i think um the lectern guy actually put up a thing he said what conspiracy
01:44:02.620theory do you 100 like i keep it was like but you don't think it could be how he phrased it
01:44:08.700what you don't think it could be hollow and flat i think it could be hollow and flat but i think it's
01:44:13.420more hollow than flat here just just run like a minute i believe that there is no land at the
01:44:20.700north pole just a bunch of ice sheets nothing to see here what if i told you that this is far from
01:44:26.540the truth not only is the north pole home to the most exceedingly high mountain in the world i hate
01:44:31.900this shit about tick tock it's the dudes that like just give me like over on the side just like gotta be
01:44:37.500in the video yeah what it's ridiculous like what the fuck you're adding zero to this it'd be like
01:44:43.580if we put on a tick tock but it's just us here on the side just going yeah we are no commentary at
01:44:50.380all no no this shit and put out and put out this exact video as a tick tock fuck it no dude he needs a
01:44:56.700black guy so you know that he's serious but none of us talk we just point yeah yeah it's just this
01:45:03.020yo that shit's yeah that's the real shit right or they'll do like stupid they'll be like
01:45:09.900all right play it we'll do it we'll do it mount zion the mountain of god which is spoken about
01:45:14.220all throughout the bible it is also home to paradise the garden of eden which is still here to this day
01:45:20.540now prepare for a big awakening this is one of the first ever maps created of the north pole in the 1500s
01:45:27.020i want you to focus on the middle here you have a mountain with a river coming out of it and then
01:45:31.980you have four rivers coming out of that river in the middle and a river went out of eden to water the
01:45:38.620garden and from thence it was parted it became into four heads so you have the river flowing out of eden
01:45:44.940which is directly under mount zion and you have the four rivers parting from that one big river a lot of
01:45:51.100people think that god took the garden of eden to heaven but why would he be guarding it with
01:45:56.300cherubims and a flaming sword if it was in heaven now back to the map that mountain in the middle it
01:46:02.380is called the rupus nigra straight from wikipedia rupus nigra means black rock rupus nigra is a black
01:46:09.980rock magnetic mountain located at the north pole funny how the biggest investment company in the world
01:46:15.820is black rock all right stop they know the truth that's plenty oh my goodness that's going to be
01:46:22.140an incredible tick tock it's going to be pointing at this guy pointing at this cool yeah i just love
01:46:28.460i mean it's just the worst type of like content ever just be like i'm just gonna rip this other dude's
01:46:34.620shit put it up his mind and now we're gonna rip your shit this is like the inception of content ripping
01:46:39.660yo and now that black dude is gonna rip our shit it's gonna be what do you do you have to watch
01:46:45.500do you have to watch like conspiracy tick tocks also three times before you believe it so it's
01:46:49.020like you just like scroll back through like you just it just replays you go that's two if you if
01:46:54.060i replay this one more time i'm believing this is 100 you know it's funny it's funny we started
01:46:58.940the show off talking about a black dude ripping that girl's shit and now we're talking about a black
01:47:03.580dude full circle oh yeah unlike her not full circle is this i don't know but happy star wars
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01:47:16.140girlfriend who is amazing hi guys i'm britney everyone today is also my birthday and because
01:47:23.740it's my birthday i get to introduce you to my girlfriend who is amazing today everyone today
01:47:29.500is also my birthday and because this is when tick tock goes good to introduce you to my girlfriend
01:47:33.900oh yeah this is my good friend everyone today is also my birthday and because it's my birthday i get
01:47:38.780to introduce you to my girlfriend everyone today is also my birthday and because it's my birthday i get
01:47:44.780to introduce you to my girlfriend one today is also my birthday and because it is my birthday i get to
01:47:49.180introduce you my girlfriend every one today is also my birthday marcus you don't want to do this
01:47:58.300Every girlfriend hostage police are outside of his home waiting negotiation terms breaking news are outside of his home waiting negotiation terms
01:48:07.900That's really good and not really good we need to put up one and just like guy just going
01:48:14.400That guy should be like part of the background of every tower
01:48:23.440But this is a pretty sure that's lazy sister. No, that's just me and Elizabeth to like that's just my relationship as well play that plug music boy