Tower Gang - Ep 131 - Mixing of the Waces

00:00:00.000 Hey, so what did you want to talk about?

00:00:01.880 Well, I want to tell you about Wagovi. 0.74

00:00:04.560 Wagovi?

00:00:05.300 Yeah, Wagovi. 0.96

00:00:06.500 What about it?

00:00:07.160 On second thought, I might not be the right person to tell you.

00:00:10.360 Oh, you're not?

00:00:11.140 No, just ask your doctor.

00:00:13.400 About Wagovi?

00:00:14.860 Yeah, ask for it by name.

00:00:16.500 Okay, so why did you bring me to this circus?

00:00:19.840 Oh, I'm really into lion tamers.

00:00:21.940 You know, with the chair and everything.

00:00:24.420 Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name. 0.70

00:00:26.520 Visit wagovi.ca for savings.

00:00:28.860 Exclusions may apply. 0.99

00:00:30.420 It's fucking... 1.00

00:00:31.360 It's Cowagay Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:00:44.680 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:46.580 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby. 1.00

00:00:48.200 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's... 1.00

00:00:51.200 ...mussy. 1.00

00:00:53.300 You want to kill me or you want to give me a boner? 1.00

00:00:56.080 I don't know. 1.00

00:00:57.120 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny. 1.00

00:01:00.460 Hello is me, I'm retarded. 1.00

00:01:02.680 Any of you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit where they're... 0.99

00:01:06.200 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. 1.00

00:01:10.980 I was watching it and jerking off. 1.00

00:01:13.720 And... 1.00

00:01:14.320 ...fucking ass. 1.00

00:01:17.040 Toad's on fire! 1.00

00:01:18.380 She was a 10 in real life.

00:01:19.840 She's like a dead 8.

00:01:21.240 Lewis, you're like a brother to me.

00:01:24.720 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.

00:01:26.780 That is...

00:01:27.100 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00

00:01:29.780 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:01:36.840 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:01:38.620 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:01:39.420 You can say it. 1.00

00:01:44.100 I say it.

00:01:44.800 Come on, man.

00:01:45.300 I want you to say it.

00:01:45.940 Say it for real.

00:01:46.360 I want you to hear it.

00:01:47.160 What you got?

00:01:47.920 You want me to say it?

00:01:48.680 Yes!

00:01:49.140 You want me to say it?

00:01:50.360 Yes!

00:01:50.860 Is anyone going to hit me if I say it?

00:01:52.560 No!

00:01:52.800 Come on, Nick.

00:01:54.200 Let's go.

00:01:55.360 You got me for two hours.

00:01:56.760 No.

00:01:58.120 No.

00:01:58.400 I don't want to touch you.

00:01:59.220 Come on, Nick.

00:02:00.020 What you got? 0.99

00:02:00.720 All right, nigger. 1.00

00:02:01.440 Oh! 1.00

00:02:03.300 You're a sad cracker. 1.00

00:02:06.840 You're crazy. 1.00

00:02:12.340 It's motherfucking 9-11 on a Wednesday. 1.00

00:02:16.280 And you know what that means, bitch. 1.00

00:02:17.660 It's time to say the N-word with your white friends. 1.00

00:02:20.120 Let's go. 1.00

00:02:20.860 It's Tower Gang, bitch. 1.00

00:02:22.560 We got Toad in the top left corner. 1.00

00:02:25.140 He never ever loses.

00:02:27.100 Oh, man.

00:02:27.460 He was frozen for a second with the most hideous face.

00:02:29.560 It was awesome.

00:02:30.360 Jose Galeson, host of No Way Jose.

00:02:32.160 We got Fat Comic Dave, who's not so fat because he works out constantly.

00:02:36.380 And we got Top Lobster, host of TopLobster.com.

00:02:38.380 I am Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown.

00:02:39.820 Welcome, and thank you for joining us.

00:02:41.880 Hell, yeah.

00:02:42.660 What's going on, guys?

00:02:43.460 It's good to see you again.

00:02:45.480 I love loving the new setup top.

00:02:48.040 You're looking good. 0.98

00:02:48.720 Looking like fucking Nick Ashley with the guitars hanging up in the back. 0.99

00:02:53.920 I'm feeling like Nick Ashley the way fucking Toad has me this last week, man. 1.00

00:02:57.740 Oh, damn it. 0.99

00:02:58.440 I was hoping to spring this up on everybody. 0.99

00:03:02.260 I was going to wait until mid-stream.

00:03:04.120 And I'll just be like, all right, I got to address this because there's been a split in the game.

00:03:08.260 And I was going to throw it to the audience to be like, let them decide.

00:03:13.300 Do we fire Toad? 1.00

00:03:14.620 Fuck the audience. 1.00

00:03:16.860 Fuck democracy. 1.00

00:03:18.160 Should we kill Toad? 1.00

00:03:19.340 Suck my dick. 1.00

00:03:20.280 You do that every episode. 1.00

00:03:22.460 Every couple.

00:03:23.280 You know, it's funny because we were going to open with the Mandela effect that Cole has going on. 1.00

00:03:28.080 Maybe we would have talked about fucking, what's this guy, that gay dude just saying nigger. 1.00

00:03:32.960 But instead, we're talking about Toad and his motherfucking ailments again. 1.00

00:03:37.280 Can you just go ahead? 0.99

00:03:38.320 I mean, tell the people the issue here.

00:03:40.600 No, no, no.

00:03:41.320 Honestly, I think we should regale both sides.

00:03:44.040 I think this is fair.

00:03:44.760 Toad, you have the floor.

00:03:46.300 I almost got hit by a car again today.

00:03:48.160 Is that what you're talking about?

00:03:48.300 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 0.99

00:03:49.760 I almost got fucking nailed, brother. 0.99

00:03:53.220 Toad, you can't say what you were saying all week and then lead off with that to us. 0.99

00:03:58.020 No, I do wear this shirt on Wednesdays.

00:04:01.580 I don't know what it is. 0.99

00:04:02.600 I don't even know what the fuck. 0.99

00:04:04.340 Elizabeth, the men are talking. 0.99

00:04:06.180 Okay, Toad, what's your problem here?

00:04:07.860 Go ahead.

00:04:08.200 Lay it out.

00:04:08.900 Shouldn't she be in the kitchen room? 1.00

00:04:10.320 What the fuck? 1.00

00:04:10.960 She did make sloppy joes tonight. 1.00

00:04:12.380 They were very good.

00:04:13.100 All right, Cole, tell them what we're talking about.

00:04:15.080 This is Toad's problem.

00:04:16.240 Toad, I can't believe.

00:04:17.280 Dude, you were in my DMs.

00:04:19.620 I mean, you were in the Tower King DMs.

00:04:21.820 Chad-itis.

00:04:22.860 Yeah, that's my problem.

00:04:24.300 No, Toad, you need to lay out for the audience the way you feel and then let them decide.

00:04:30.700 And Top and Jose and whoever can lay, I'll be the neutral arbiter in between.

00:04:36.000 Lay out your problems.

00:04:37.940 Yeah.

00:04:38.180 I think Cole is neutral.

00:04:39.760 Cole is neutral for sure.

00:04:40.660 I try to be.

00:04:41.660 I don't think that it's particularly funny or good for the show that the show has turned into 100% of the time Toad's ailments every episode.

00:04:50.260 That's what I think.

00:04:51.820 Do you think it's 100% of the time every episode?

00:04:53.840 You honestly think that?

00:04:55.520 It feels that way.

00:04:57.480 You feel that we're just.

00:04:59.240 Got it.

00:04:59.660 If it were that, if that's all we were doing here, I wouldn't show up.

00:05:02.660 I promise you that.

00:05:03.360 All right.

00:05:03.720 We're definitely covering more than that.

00:05:05.180 I feel like, well, yeah, Lil Dicky, I'm never going to be in your DMs.

00:05:09.660 Slow your roll, bro.

00:05:12.380 But that's all you got, Toad?

00:05:14.040 I mean, you could have.

00:05:15.180 Yeah.

00:05:15.360 I mean, I was giving you.

00:05:16.080 You had the floor. 0.99

00:05:17.100 You could fucking. 0.99

00:05:17.720 I'm going to be honest with you. 1.00

00:05:18.760 You could lay it out. 1.00

00:05:19.600 That's his bitch. 1.00

00:05:20.580 He was like. 1.00

00:05:21.840 Dude, it's not that serious.

00:05:22.980 If Toad is right, if Toad is right, then we do basically use him as our content machine.

00:05:28.440 And he's saying that it's too much.

00:05:30.100 If that's true, that's good.

00:05:31.840 You think how much better you think this show would be if we didn't talk about Toad?

00:05:36.820 Toad is like the most boring person I know.

00:05:38.880 And we're constantly talking about him. 0.99

00:05:40.700 This show wouldn't be fucking tremendous, Toad, if we were just talking about you. 0.93

00:05:44.080 This show is on the up and up. 1.00

00:05:45.820 We're signed to Gas Digital, you idiot. 1.00

00:05:47.920 I know. 1.00

00:05:48.480 I know.

00:05:49.540 And you think we got signed to Gas Digital by talking about you?

00:05:53.940 I think that if I was not on the show, we would have no chance to be signed to Gas Digital.

00:05:58.700 That's what I think.

00:06:01.520 I'm going to be the neutral man here, and I side with Toad on that.

00:06:04.380 I actually do believe him when he says that.

00:06:06.140 I think it needs all of us, some more than others.

00:06:09.480 But, Toad, you are, you know.

00:06:11.880 There needs to be foil.

00:06:13.060 No, no, no.

00:06:14.620 No, no, no, no, Mr. Play the Middle Road.

00:06:18.280 I want Cole to rank us in terms of importance.

00:06:20.720 Go.

00:06:21.100 Okay.

00:06:21.760 So, right now, I mean, I guess if we're counting Reed, if it was equal, we would all get 16%.

00:06:30.220 But if we're not getting 20%, that would be if we were all equal.

00:06:33.340 Reed hasn't been here in four months.

00:06:34.800 I think it's fair not to count.

00:06:36.140 Reed gets a 6 million, actually.

00:06:39.600 I think Toad is giving a good 10%.

00:06:43.340 Also, if my wife could, I can hear her watching the show, like, in the other room.

00:06:48.760 You think I'm below 20%? 1.00

00:06:50.040 Dude, I run, like, all the, like, tech shit. 0.99

00:06:52.240 See, that's the 10% you provide. 1.00

00:06:55.920 You should go beat her ass for playing the TV too late. 1.00

00:06:58.980 No, no, sorry, sorry, Toad. 1.00

00:07:00.100 That is mean.

00:07:01.100 You give 9% for that, 1% on the show.

00:07:03.760 So, you...

00:07:04.160 Toad, we're taking sports bets on if after Cole, when he does all of these percentages,

00:07:08.900 if they add up to 100.

00:07:09.860 By the way, I...

00:07:12.940 There's no chance it ends at 100, you have to go over-under.

00:07:17.860 Does he go over or does he go under? 0.95

00:07:19.280 Keep in mind, dude, I fucking swing for the fences. 0.75

00:07:22.520 I strike out a lot, but I hit, like, the largest home runs. 1.00

00:07:25.820 I hit the most massive fucking game. 0.98

00:07:27.080 I told you, you are Josh Donaldson this year. 0.99

00:07:29.520 What are you talking about? 0.99

00:07:30.560 That's so ridiculous. 1.00

00:07:32.160 I swing for the fences. 0.98

00:07:33.880 I strike out a lot, but I hit a ton of homers, bro.

00:07:36.800 That's right. 0.99

00:07:37.420 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:07:38.340 Yeah, as Cole said, dude, I'm fucking Josh Donaldson, man. 0.99

00:07:41.480 I'm the Josh Donaldson of comedy podcasts. 0.95

00:07:44.440 I mean, he's a Hail Mary person.

00:07:45.680 Toad is definitely...

00:07:46.920 Wait, Cole, finish your pie.

00:07:51.140 That's good.

00:07:51.460 I need to hear the pie.

00:07:52.380 Oh, yeah, sorry.

00:07:53.480 So, I mean, Toad, I'll give you, like, 12%.

00:07:57.000 You're making it hard for yourself, Cole.

00:07:58.880 There's no way you're going to get to 100.

00:08:00.700 Go ahead.

00:08:01.180 Yes, you don't think I can get to...

00:08:02.460 Okay, yeah, so 12% for Toad.

00:08:04.200 I say, for easy math, just don't even include read in the percentage, or why even bother?

00:08:07.780 No, no, I'm not.

00:08:09.020 I'm not, so it's just five of us.

00:08:10.320 Let's bring in the decimal points.

00:08:11.980 Let's make this...

00:08:12.320 Yeah, I was about to say, I was like, Toad gets 12.8%.

00:08:15.160 I'm going to get 22.65, all right?

00:08:19.120 Wow.

00:08:20.640 No, I think Toad gives a good...

00:08:22.980 No, no, you can't do that.

00:08:23.980 No, no, no.

00:08:24.320 Don't help him.

00:08:24.960 Do it in the background, and I'll...

00:08:26.840 I'll reach to 100.

00:08:27.560 I'll get to 100.

00:08:28.300 All right.

00:08:29.020 Toad, I'll be honest.

00:08:32.680 15%.

00:08:33.080 That's fair.

00:08:34.160 And I'll say 5% of that is getting all the stuff behind the scenes done, and you bring

00:08:39.520 10% to the show.

00:08:40.700 Despite making up 13% of the show, Toad accounts for over 50% of the bad jokes.

00:08:47.260 And before you get offended by that, keep in mind with this math.

00:08:50.060 For one, his math's not going to add up.

00:08:51.440 But two, like, let's be real.

00:08:53.600 There's other members that probably make up more than 20%, so it has to pull from elsewhere.

00:08:57.860 I will say this, though.

00:09:00.060 The 80-20 rule does apply here, where Toad is 20% of the podcast, and he does do 80% of

00:09:05.760 the work behind the scenes.

00:09:07.920 So...

00:09:08.240 No, he doesn't.

00:09:08.980 I do most of the work.

00:09:10.240 Yeah, I think Top does, honestly.

00:09:13.840 So who sets up the streams?

00:09:15.840 Dude, that's a...

00:09:16.420 You click three buttons.

00:09:17.420 Bro, bro, it's so easy.

00:09:21.540 I do that for my show.

00:09:22.620 I need to hear the numbers. 0.93

00:09:23.520 Listen, man, I'm just so fucking efficient at it.

00:09:26.340 Hey, so what did you want to talk about? 0.85

00:09:28.220 Well, I want to tell you about Wagovi. 0.74

00:09:30.920 Wagovi?

00:09:31.640 Yeah, Wagovi. 0.96

00:09:32.840 What about it?

00:09:33.480 On second thought...

00:09:35.020 I might not be the right person to tell you.

00:09:36.700 Oh, you're not?

00:09:37.480 No.

00:09:38.040 Just ask your doctor.

00:09:39.480 About Wagovi?

00:09:41.200 Yeah.

00:09:41.800 Ask for it by name.

00:09:42.840 Okay.

00:09:43.480 So, why did you bring me to the circus?

00:09:46.160 Oh, I'm really into lion tamers.

00:09:48.540 You know, with the chair and everything.

00:09:50.660 Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name. 0.70

00:09:52.860 Visit Wagovi.ca for savings.

00:09:55.180 Exclusions may apply.

00:09:57.600 That's true. 0.98

00:09:58.300 He gives it down to two fucking clicks. 0.99

00:10:00.440 I want to hear what all you got. 0.98

00:10:01.880 He has a macro set up on his computer.

00:10:03.960 He just clicks one button and it just flies through.

00:10:06.380 That's right. 1.00

00:10:06.760 I fucking automated that shit. 1.00

00:10:08.200 It's AI. 1.00

00:10:08.620 It's Tops' nemesis.

00:10:10.780 I bet you haven't automated it.

00:10:13.660 Clint has like 28.

00:10:18.380 I'll tell you.

00:10:18.700 And I want to say because he brings money and fame.

00:10:22.340 And that's at least 8% worth above the equal.

00:10:26.000 So, 28.

00:10:27.460 Yeah, 28 and 15.

00:10:28.440 I don't think he's ever monetarily invested in the show in any way, shape or form.

00:10:31.620 So, I don't know why that matters.

00:10:33.880 It's just what Clint brings to everything.

00:10:35.500 Well, by the way, the show's money is all in my bank account, too.

00:10:41.380 That's true.

00:10:41.760 That was a fatal mistake.

00:10:44.480 No, no.

00:10:45.240 That's your second package.

00:10:46.580 I'm the tower game Jew, baby.

00:10:48.880 I am the most Jewish.

00:10:51.440 I have a lot of regret, so that we're going to inform you right now that you're fired.

00:10:54.620 But you can keep that $900.

00:10:55.660 I have the least amount of foreskin out of all of us, and that is why I run the bank. 0.99

00:11:02.160 The least? 0.57

00:11:02.700 You think that they cut you shorter than the other guys?

00:11:04.820 Yeah, I do.

00:11:06.300 I mean, they did take more foreskins than they waited later. 0.99

00:11:08.980 But the percentage of foreskin might be about the same.

00:11:11.560 To brag about. 0.99

00:11:12.640 God damn. 1.00

00:11:13.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:11:13.360 Honestly, I'm giving Top 30% because he does do behind-the-scenes work.

00:11:19.600 He did a lot of all the graphics on the show.

00:11:22.460 He's always killing it, usually.

00:11:23.740 I think you're really screwing yourself with the math here already. 0.58

00:11:26.000 I don't think you understand. 1.00

00:11:27.840 I'm good at this shit, dude. 1.00

00:11:29.080 Yeah, no, you can't do it. 1.00

00:11:30.660 That leaves 27% between me and Jose.

00:11:34.320 Wow.

00:11:35.600 Yeah.

00:11:36.860 It's still wrong.

00:11:38.180 Wait, I got 30. 0.97

00:11:39.140 That's not fucking wrong. 0.95

00:11:40.840 Toad got 15. 0.96

00:11:41.940 Yeah.

00:11:42.200 Toad got 28.

00:11:43.280 That's 43.

00:11:44.420 I got 30.

00:11:45.580 We'll bring up that math.

00:11:47.260 Yeah, that's 73.

00:11:48.140 That's 27% left.

00:11:50.480 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:11:51.480 Yeah, fuck you. 1.00

00:11:53.740 I'm a college graduate. 1.00

00:11:57.140 So, you're thinking.

00:11:58.640 Hey, you got it.

00:11:59.040 And then what's 100 minus 73?

00:12:01.140 It's 27.

00:12:02.220 All right.

00:12:02.580 But how are you going to split 27?

00:12:03.960 That's what I was thinking, and I think it would be.

00:12:06.720 Here's a big question.

00:12:07.700 Yeah.

00:12:12.140 Considering I'm elite and Jose's not.

00:12:15.300 It's been a long time since I've done long division.

00:12:19.160 Cole's like, I get 14.

00:12:20.760 Jose gets 13.

00:12:21.680 Wait, then we were both being less than Toad.

00:12:25.080 Just a reminder for the audience. 0.94

00:12:26.560 I screwed myself. 0.70

00:12:27.540 The individual who told Cole he was elite is still coping, or still caping for the VAC. 0.96

00:12:31.820 So, you know, I don't know.

00:12:33.060 Oh, God.

00:12:33.180 Let it go, Jose.

00:12:34.860 Jesus Christ.

00:12:36.040 What sucks is either I make myself like 21, and then Jose gets six, which is totally wrong.

00:12:42.740 Or somehow I need to go back and less than Clinton top, or way less than Toad.

00:12:47.240 That's what I'm saying.

00:12:47.940 You put yourself in a weird prediction.

00:12:49.340 You're down to five.

00:12:50.460 I got 33% left.

00:12:51.780 It's me and Jose at 18 and 15.

00:12:54.720 That's totally inaccurate.

00:12:56.540 What half of 27 is. 0.99

00:12:58.640 So, you're doing all the rest of this bullshit math? 0.98

00:13:01.400 Well, I mean, no, it's 14 and 13. 0.98

00:13:03.460 I could have done this, but the problem was, if I put us at 14 and 13, then that means we

00:13:07.440 were both less than Toad.

00:13:08.800 So, then I screwed myself in the end, because I gave Toad 15%. 0.99

00:13:13.080 Wow, that's fucked up. 0.99

00:13:14.900 Yeah. 0.99

00:13:15.200 I don't like this.

00:13:16.160 I don't like the way this went.

00:13:17.040 Yeah, but I agree the top's the most important.

00:13:20.360 So, you got it.

00:13:20.840 You got it.

00:13:21.420 Yeah.

00:13:21.660 You did all right.

00:13:22.340 You did good, Q.

00:13:23.740 I think I gave him too much, and I think I gave Clint too much.

00:13:26.380 You know what?

00:13:26.780 We're all 20% across the board. 0.99

00:13:28.660 I'm glad you said that claim, because I'm going to be an asshole, and I'm going to say 0.98

00:13:33.240 what I said to Toad in the chat, because now I remember. 0.96

00:13:36.820 And I said, Toad said, I don't know if I want to do the show, this and that. 0.99

00:13:41.360 And then you said, you alluded to that you are Tower Gang, I am Tower Gang, motherfucker. 0.99

00:13:45.740 You said, this is my show. 0.99

00:13:46.840 That's what I said.

00:13:47.740 Yeah, I probably said that.

00:13:50.100 Wait, did I say that or did Toad?

00:13:51.660 I think we both said that.

00:13:52.540 We both did.

00:13:53.600 And then I said to Toad, listen, we don't want to make fun of you, but if you're going to 0.96

00:13:58.120 be gay about this stuff, then I will do another show. 0.62

00:14:01.840 We'll call it Tower Crew, and I'll just have on Cole, Jose, and Clint. 0.96

00:14:06.400 No, it's called Skyscraper Soiree.

00:14:09.920 Yeah, that's true.

00:14:10.540 Jose did come with that.

00:14:12.440 Ask the people in the chat.

00:14:13.880 Would you watch that show, or would you watch the Toad show that airs?

00:14:16.880 I'm surprised they're watching this show to begin with.

00:14:18.700 I mean, if you keep kicking off airs, it's crazy.

00:14:22.560 That's not going to happen.

00:14:24.040 Dude, the gang is not going to break up like that.

00:14:26.920 Nope.

00:14:27.380 We've got to stay strong, guys.

00:14:28.820 That's right.

00:14:29.300 I mean, not in front of you.

00:14:30.940 We'll still go do that show and do this show with you.

00:14:35.140 Oh, my gosh.

00:14:35.980 A couple years, and then see which is.

00:14:38.180 But at some point, we'll just slowly taper off.

00:14:41.540 At some point, when Tower Gang is huge, we'll do an appearance on your show.

00:14:45.600 All of us.

00:14:46.940 What's going to happen is we're going to get to that point when bands, when they've been

00:14:49.880 touring for a really long time, and they get really famous, and they're just not even

00:14:53.460 homies together.

00:14:54.020 They just show up for the show, and then they just show up a week later.

00:14:56.980 That's what it feels like for me and Toad right now.

00:14:59.360 And honestly, Jose, you'd be the Joey Fatone of that group.

00:15:01.900 I don't know why.

00:15:04.540 Okay.

00:15:05.060 I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but I'll take it. 0.98

00:15:06.580 You'd be the fat one. 0.96

00:15:08.180 No. 0.92

00:15:09.780 No, he's charming.

00:15:11.460 Joey Fatone is, dude. 0.98

00:15:12.420 But he's also the fat one.

00:15:13.440 Dude, he's the best one. 0.93

00:15:14.700 Well, he literally has a food truck called Fat Ones, where he sells huge hot dogs.

00:15:21.540 He looks like Joey Fatone, doesn't he?

00:15:24.240 Joey Fatone is also the... 1.00

00:15:26.920 Oh, fuck off. 1.00

00:15:27.740 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:15:28.780 Joey Fatone is the voiceover guy of Family Feud as well.

00:15:33.980 Is he?

00:15:34.840 Also, by the way, who's going to be the Yoko Ono of this group?

00:15:38.760 Elizabeth, obviously.

00:15:39.940 Not even a question.

00:15:44.100 Toad's wife? 0.65

00:15:45.420 She's making it as hard as possible for you to show up every Wednesday.

00:15:48.280 It's incredible.

00:15:49.340 I see you, Elizabeth.

00:15:50.160 I see you trying to wreck us.

00:15:51.860 She tempted me before, again, this episode. 0.99

00:15:53.900 She tempted you? 0.91

00:15:54.620 Wow.

00:15:54.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:55.800 She pushed the tits together. 1.00

00:15:59.140 If you don't do it, I'll give you a half-hearted blowjob. 1.00

00:16:02.240 All right, guys. 1.00

00:16:07.520 You want to get into mailbag?

00:16:08.600 Enough getting up on to it. 0.99

00:16:09.680 Yeah, let's fucking do it, yeah. 0.99

00:16:10.220 We got mailbag. 0.99

00:16:11.400 We got plain...

00:16:11.680 Faceless gets 34%.

00:16:13.000 Plain lady. 1.00

00:16:13.960 We got fucking... 1.00

00:16:15.000 By the way, Faceless is on Cult of Us. 0.99

00:16:17.680 Well, thanks. 0.99

00:16:19.340 It's fucking Faceless. 0.98

00:16:21.000 Dude, I don't even know what the mailbag is. 0.99

00:16:23.720 Faceless is on...

00:16:25.180 Oh.

00:16:27.100 All right.

00:16:27.620 Oh, that's a good question.

00:16:28.760 Josh Smith S. He says, so Jose is a dwarf, Toad is a hobbit, and Top is a dark elf.

00:16:35.200 What fantasy race would Clint and Cole be?

00:16:37.200 Interesting.

00:16:38.080 I would say...

00:16:39.080 Arian.

00:16:42.720 Clint is a human.

00:16:45.920 Yeah, they just named off all the fantasy races.

00:16:47.460 That is a fantasy race.

00:16:49.180 Clint is a human.

00:16:52.380 Cole, I think you're a barbarian at this point. 0.97

00:16:55.540 Oh, yeah.

00:16:56.200 That's a good one.

00:16:57.320 Is that even a fantasy race?

00:16:59.540 No, that's a class.

00:17:01.480 I feel like you guys are elvish. 1.00

00:17:03.480 Now, everyone watching, look at them, and if they had pointed ears, would it surprise me?

00:17:07.520 Clint would be a high elf, wouldn't he? 0.98

00:17:09.340 Clint would be high elf, and I could be wood elf.

00:17:10.760 Clint would be old elf, and you would be...

00:17:13.360 I mean, I might be the wood elf, because I have a boner all the time. 0.90

00:17:19.660 No, you're the hobbit.

00:17:20.900 This is already...

00:17:21.540 This is very easy.

00:17:23.500 I'm definitely the hobbit, even though I don't drink anymore.

00:17:26.380 I sing, and I'm a barbarian.

00:17:27.280 Lil Dicky, I did think about that as I'm an orc, but if I was going to do an orc, I'd

00:17:31.880 like...

00:17:32.540 You're too pretty to be an orc, dude. 0.60

00:17:34.300 You're a barbarian. 0.98

00:17:35.680 Yeah, because I would think Jose would be an orc, but he's also the perfect dwarf.

00:17:38.820 No, he's a dwarf.

00:17:39.500 I mean, the perfect dwarf. 0.95

00:17:41.060 You know what?

00:17:41.540 Hold on one second.

00:17:42.280 I don't mean to derail mailbag, but it's bothering me again.

00:17:43.880 I might be a gnome.

00:17:45.080 We were supposed to talk about this, your window, Cole, because now it's dark back

00:17:49.160 there, but like, okay, I've done this show countless times with you, and I've never seen

00:17:55.380 a window. 0.99

00:17:55.760 Don't you fucking dare. 0.99

00:17:57.080 Don't you dare, Lil Dicky. 1.00

00:17:58.100 I already checked.

00:17:59.440 Now I shut down.

00:18:00.020 Dude, I agreed with Tom.

00:18:01.020 That's only a couple...

00:18:01.900 No, see, here's the thing.

00:18:02.980 It was never there, but like, the simulation has pulled together, and it's even fooled

00:18:08.300 Cole.

00:18:09.460 And the rest of you guys.

00:18:09.900 I don't...

00:18:10.660 You can...

00:18:11.340 Elizabeth, do I...

00:18:12.800 Do I close these blinds at all, ever?

00:18:15.720 I can't believe that.

00:18:16.560 Never.

00:18:17.060 I love...

00:18:17.580 Have you ever seen that window, Clint?

00:18:18.600 No, I had no idea there was a window there. 0.97

00:18:21.020 That's fucking weird, dude. 0.97

00:18:22.500 For real, though. 0.99

00:18:23.100 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:18:24.580 For real, Clint.

00:18:25.540 Like, you... 0.99

00:18:26.120 No, I shit you not. 0.99

00:18:27.380 I had no idea that there was a window there. 1.00

00:18:29.160 That's fucking... 1.00

00:18:29.980 Holy shit. 1.00

00:18:30.560 Yo. 1.00

00:18:30.860 No. 1.00

00:18:31.360 Fuck you, Cole. 1.00

00:18:31.900 That's Mandela effect like a motherfucker. 1.00

00:18:34.500 That's crazy. 1.00

00:18:35.060 I am telling you, I keep it...

00:18:37.280 All I've ever seen is the mirror, the laundry on the bed, and Cole's gorgeous face.

00:18:44.420 The bed?

00:18:45.280 There's no bed.

00:18:46.060 Why would there be a door that close to a mirror?

00:18:49.720 Like, that doesn't even make sense.

00:18:51.140 It's a closet.

00:18:51.220 I mean, that close to a window.

00:18:52.700 Hey, so what did you want to talk about?

00:18:54.540 Well, I want to tell you about Wagovi. 0.74

00:18:57.220 Wagovi?

00:18:57.960 Yeah.

00:18:58.500 Wagovi.

00:18:59.160 What about it?

00:18:59.800 On second thought...

00:19:01.360 I might not be the right person to tell you.

00:19:03.020 Oh, you're not?

00:19:03.540 No.

00:19:04.380 Just ask your doctor about Wagovi. 0.95

00:19:07.520 Yeah.

00:19:08.120 Ask for it by name.

00:19:09.180 Okay.

00:19:09.820 So, why did you bring me to the circus?

00:19:12.500 Oh, I'm really into lion tamers.

00:19:14.860 You know, with the chair and everything.

00:19:17.020 Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name. 0.70

00:19:19.200 Visit Wagovi.ca for savings.

00:19:21.520 Exclusions may apply.

00:19:23.060 That's a closet.

00:19:24.180 Oh, dude.

00:19:24.660 My whole life is turned upside down right now.

00:19:26.940 This is funny.

00:19:27.240 That's a closet. 1.00

00:19:28.140 Dude, I always thought Elizabeth was going to come out of there and, like, fuck you up. 1.00

00:19:31.220 Dude, you know what I think happened was? 0.99

00:19:33.020 Although, this doesn't even make sense because it's not the longest day of the year anymore

00:19:38.660 because I was thinking maybe this was the only period of time that we've ever seen that

00:19:42.080 window with the sunlight coming through it.

00:19:44.560 And it's always been...

00:19:45.680 Every day that you're in my life, Toad, is the longest day of the year.

00:19:50.280 That doesn't add up, though, Toad.

00:19:51.860 I look to the other ones and it's actually, like, the exact same lighting as it is now.

00:19:55.880 Literally exactly the same.

00:19:58.060 You know what it is?

00:19:58.560 What I was going to say is I don't close the blinds.

00:20:01.020 But the only...

00:20:02.220 I do.

00:20:02.680 I do very rarely.

00:20:04.180 And it's whenever I'm in my, like, in here playing video games late at night, like,

00:20:08.500 12 past 12.

00:20:10.200 Like, I will get scared that somebody will be staring through the window.

00:20:13.920 So, I close the blinds.

00:20:15.160 And I can't...

00:20:15.740 And there's literally nothing behind me.

00:20:17.860 Like, there's nothing back there.

00:20:19.040 But I still have, like, this weird thing of thinking, like, the intruder.

00:20:22.280 I don't know if you know what the intruder is.

00:20:23.520 It's, like, the...

00:20:24.320 Yes, I know what that is.

00:20:27.060 You're talking about...

00:20:27.560 No, I'm talking about, like, the...

00:20:28.820 The meme.

00:20:30.220 Yeah, the meme.

00:20:30.780 The intruder meme.

00:20:31.520 But it comes from an actual, like, ARG horror story.

00:20:35.160 Right.

00:20:35.560 Okay. 0.99

00:20:36.020 Don't distract us with this bullshit because that window was still never there. 0.98

00:20:39.060 Nobody remembers it. 1.00

00:20:40.500 It's crazy that you don't.

00:20:41.560 I really don't.

00:20:42.800 It's just all I've ever seen is the mirror and your...

00:20:46.060 And the...

00:20:46.640 I guess it's a closet door and your joyous face.

00:20:48.680 There has never been a mirror.

00:20:50.160 Well, and don't...

00:20:51.500 No, there's been a mirror.

00:20:52.820 Don't forget.

00:20:53.980 Well, don't forget... 1.00

00:20:54.820 That motherfucker Cole is not real. 1.00

00:20:57.360 I mean... 1.00

00:20:58.000 Dude, I think one of the issues is that Cole's muscles are so fucking gigantic 0.94

00:21:03.460 that they might block the view of the entire window. 0.92

00:21:05.760 That might be what it's...

00:21:06.840 Nah, but it was when he was fat, too.

00:21:09.100 It's just his shoulders.

00:21:10.080 Oh, but then it was his body that was blocking it.

00:21:14.440 So, to answer your question, I'd be a sorcerer because I've been playing Diablo 4.

00:21:18.240 So, that's the answer.

00:21:19.120 But these are classes, not races.

00:21:22.420 Whatever. 0.98

00:21:23.020 I don't know what the fuck the difference is. 0.97

00:21:25.440 By the way... 0.98

00:21:26.140 You know what?

00:21:27.000 I'm going to be Argonian.

00:21:28.080 I'm actually a loser person, so...

00:21:29.860 By the way, Top will love this.

00:21:32.760 Kajit is... 0.99

00:21:33.300 No, I'm not a fucking furry. 0.99

00:21:35.340 In Diablo 4, all of the... 0.97

00:21:38.220 You pick a class, but every character that you are, you're all the same race, and you're

00:21:42.540 Nephilim.

00:21:44.240 Is that true?

00:21:44.880 I'm not joking, yeah.

00:21:46.320 In Diablo 4, yeah.

00:21:47.860 And you're all Nephilim? 0.89

00:21:49.140 Yeah, you're Nephilim. 0.64

00:21:50.100 Wait, is that in all the Diablo games, or just Diablo 4?

00:21:53.860 It might be all of them. 0.99

00:21:55.980 Oh, damn it. 0.97

00:21:56.440 If I was like, if it was just Diablo 4, I'm going to start Conspiracy Theory. 0.98

00:21:58.980 It was created by AI, and the AI can only know how to...

00:22:01.680 The only thing they know is Nephilim, and so that's all they can do. 0.94

00:22:04.480 This is the only thing they can do.

00:22:05.440 Well, because in Diablo, this, you know, Ray...

00:22:08.180 Oh, that blind...

00:22:09.240 There used to be blinds.

00:22:11.280 Or curtains.

00:22:12.000 The curtains are still there.

00:22:13.720 I did redo them a little bit, but I just shifted them up.

00:22:18.420 That's it.

00:22:19.360 That's what a child he looks like there.

00:22:21.500 I know, with no beard. 1.00

00:22:23.240 Again, you can keep showing us old shit. 1.00

00:22:25.700 I don't care, because... 1.00

00:22:27.400 It didn't happen.

00:22:27.840 It didn't happen. 0.99

00:22:30.800 That motherfucking stream is not real. 0.98

00:22:34.300 Hey, Toad, what level are you on Diablo? 0.99

00:22:38.440 I have a Necromancer.

00:22:40.680 Don't care.

00:22:41.700 Next question for the mailbag.

00:22:43.880 25, I believe.

00:22:46.880 Phil Dog asks, Toad needs to go a week without jacking off.

00:22:50.120 Without a workout, eat well, and get a... 1.00

00:22:52.320 Motherfucker, we've been telling him this shit for years. 1.00

00:22:54.480 Is that just a comment? 1.00

00:22:55.640 Is that just a guy reaching out?

00:22:57.340 It's like, hey, guys, I know this is usually mailbag.

00:22:59.600 I ask a question.

00:23:00.260 I just want to give some healthy advice here.

00:23:01.740 You paid to say that? 0.99

00:23:03.820 Eight hours of sleep is never going to fucking happen. 0.98

00:23:06.100 That one part of it is not going to happen the rest of the night. 0.97

00:23:08.580 It would if you'd work out.

00:23:10.480 No, Clint, I'll ask you. 1.00

00:23:11.980 Clint, you are a very busy motherfucker. 1.00

00:23:13.740 You had, whenever you were working... 1.00

00:23:15.180 You were a busy motherfucker. 1.00

00:23:17.860 You ran a mortgage company. 1.00

00:23:19.560 Did you still get eight hours of sleep?

00:23:21.260 Yes.

00:23:22.140 Wow, that's insane.

00:23:22.840 I don't ever get eight hours.

00:23:24.300 I consistently get six.

00:23:26.060 Yeah.

00:23:26.660 Six is what I get.

00:23:27.420 Six to eight.

00:23:28.100 Six to eight, you should be fine.

00:23:30.040 I've gotten eight plus hours of sleep every night as an adult. 0.99

00:23:34.780 I shit you not, dude. 1.00

00:23:35.800 Clint sleeps like a motherfucker. 1.00

00:23:37.140 That's true, though. 1.00

00:23:38.560 He does not give up.

00:23:39.800 This is why it cannot...

00:23:41.020 I wake up when I wake up.

00:23:42.020 I don't even set my alarm like 80% of the time.

00:23:44.760 Yeah, we had a flight in the morning when we were leaving Tim Pool. 0.93

00:23:47.660 It just can't fucking happen. 0.92

00:23:49.320 He didn't. 0.97

00:23:49.380 He just didn't wake up for the flight.

00:23:51.000 It was incredible. 0.98

00:23:51.800 And he almost didn't even wake up for fucking Tim Pool. 0.98

00:23:54.140 I'm like knocking on his door. 0.93

00:23:55.140 I'm like, you remember this, Clint?

00:23:56.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.94

00:23:56.960 This is no bullshit. 0.95

00:23:58.060 This guy wakes up like... 0.94

00:23:59.300 I sleep, dude. 1.00

00:24:00.180 I sleep like a motherfucker. 1.00

00:24:02.220 Like all the way to Tim's house. 1.00

00:24:03.600 He's like...

00:24:04.660 And then he gets in the chair and just lights it up.

00:24:06.360 I'm like, I'm looking at him the whole time.

00:24:07.460 It's incredible.

00:24:07.920 I had to go and knock on his door.

00:24:09.740 I'm like, yo, Clint, get up because you're going to miss this.

00:24:12.120 I forgot about that.

00:24:13.540 I forgot about that.

00:24:14.320 Yeah.

00:24:14.740 Yo, and when I travel, my sleep schedule gets fucked up and it takes me like a week of 10 0.81

00:24:18.620 hours, nights of sleep to catch up. 1.00

00:24:19.500 When he came to my house, these motherfuckers slept. 1.00

00:24:21.620 Do you remember that? 1.00

00:24:22.740 Yeah, he did.

00:24:23.440 Yeah.

00:24:23.660 Like we all got up for breakfast.

00:24:25.260 Yeah, I slept till noon.

00:24:25.760 We literally got up for breakfast and like talked for like two hours and then left.

00:24:31.640 And he still wasn't up.

00:24:32.780 Like he was still...

00:24:33.740 I have what's called functional narcolepsy.

00:24:36.020 I think I left before he woke up.

00:24:39.140 Now listen, everyone was gone.

00:24:40.340 Yeah, you guys were all gone when I woke up.

00:24:42.220 Everyone was gone. 0.99

00:24:42.780 I feel like he did not give a fuck. 1.00

00:24:44.140 He was like, I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:24:45.060 Yeah, he woke up. 0.99

00:24:46.020 He woke up when I was unloading my parents.

00:24:49.120 My parents' moving truck came.

00:24:50.700 Like in the middle of the day, I was unloading it. 0.93

00:24:52.100 And the guy that fucking moved their stuff was like this dude called Jovi Val. 0.99

00:24:56.840 You remember this shit, Clint? 0.99

00:24:57.920 Yeah, a little bit. 1.00

00:24:58.660 Okay.

00:24:59.120 This guy's like some...

00:25:00.520 I don't even know what he is, but he's like a...

00:25:02.940 I thought it was a dream if I'm being honest.

00:25:04.960 I had just woken up.

00:25:06.000 And you and Ashton come out and she comes down and he sees her and she sees him. 1.00

00:25:11.320 And I was like, the fuck? 1.00

00:25:13.380 And then you guys leave. 1.00

00:25:14.540 I was like, oh, this is my friend.

00:25:15.680 Remember I introduced you and then you left?

00:25:16.860 You left? 0.97

00:25:18.080 He said, that woman is a witch. 1.00

00:25:21.320 And I was like... 0.96

00:25:23.080 What?

00:25:25.400 Speaking of dreams...

00:25:27.400 It makes sense that she was dating a sorcerer.

00:25:30.400 Speaking of dreams, have you... 0.98

00:25:32.080 I saw a poll that kind of blew my fucking mind right before we came on here. 0.99

00:25:36.840 Some account asked, have there ever been black people in your dreams? 0.99

00:25:41.600 And I thought of it and I was like, wait. 1.00

00:25:43.540 Holy shit, no. 0.99

00:25:44.540 When I checked the poll, it was like 80% no. 0.99

00:25:47.360 Huh?

00:25:48.100 You don't have lynching dreams?

00:25:50.800 I had a dream. 0.90

00:25:52.320 I can only remember one dream where black people were in it and they chased me down... 1.00

00:25:57.880 You were runners. 0.98

00:25:58.560 I knew it.

00:25:58.620 They chased me down the street and they gunned me down.

00:26:01.800 I'm not even kidding. 0.99

00:26:03.660 White people are not real. 1.00

00:26:04.940 No, they're real. 1.00

00:26:05.800 They stole my bike.

00:26:07.140 It is true. 0.99

00:26:07.920 I wonder if black people could dream of white people. 1.00

00:26:10.980 What if black people aren't real? 1.00

00:26:12.980 That's awesome. 1.00

00:26:13.540 So who's breaking all this shit? 0.99

00:26:16.040 What's going on out there? 1.00

00:26:17.000 Why is society all fucked with black people? 1.00

00:26:18.580 Has there ever been a KKK dude that got too deep down the Alex Jones rabbit hole and concluded 1.00

00:26:23.680 that black people were all demons? 0.99

00:26:26.660 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:26:27.400 That might be at the top.

00:26:30.020 That might even be at the surface level.

00:26:32.360 That's just all of Alabama.

00:26:34.260 What do you think?

00:26:35.260 I guarantee you there are religious... 0.99

00:26:37.680 You mean my family?

00:26:38.740 You mean have I ever been to a family reunion?

00:26:45.780 You mean I do go to church on Sundays and that's...

00:26:48.880 Jesus Christ, Wendy.

00:26:50.820 You might not want to use your full name for that comment.

00:26:54.900 Notron says,

00:26:55.540 Freud said that black people in dreams means your subconscious thinks you're in danger.

00:26:59.640 For real?

00:27:00.760 By the way, Tom, have you done a deep dive into...

00:27:02.560 I know you do deep dives into random...

00:27:03.800 Have you done deep dives into dreams at all? 0.99

00:27:05.660 Like what they mean and shit? 0.99

00:27:07.460 Does this mean that we exist on a higher level in the dream plane and blacks do not? 1.00

00:27:12.260 Is that what this means?

00:27:13.300 I wonder...

00:27:13.860 Honestly...

00:27:14.560 No, no, no.

00:27:14.980 I wonder how much IQ is linked to having dreams.

00:27:18.420 I wonder how much...

00:27:19.920 And if your IQ is too low, you don't even exist in other dreams?

00:27:22.560 Like you just go to sleep and then you just wake up eight hours later.

00:27:25.740 Just like everything just shuts off.

00:27:28.380 You ever see them sleeping and then like it's like a bubble over their head and it's just TV fuzz?

00:27:33.120 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:34.500 Yo, for real.

00:27:35.460 Honestly, most people are probably like that.

00:27:37.760 That's crazy.

00:27:38.840 Yeah.

00:27:39.140 You have dreams? 0.99

00:27:39.520 That's fucking hilarious, dude. 0.99

00:27:40.560 So when they heard Martin Luther King give his speech, they're like... 0.98

00:27:44.560 I have a dream and they're just like...

00:27:46.320 Like what's that?

00:27:48.480 What does that mean?

00:27:50.760 They keep you screaming.

00:27:51.720 Bikes can't be real.

00:27:52.360 All right.

00:27:52.960 I don't know what that means.

00:27:53.820 Oh, my God.

00:27:54.580 Any other questions?

00:27:56.700 We got one more?

00:27:57.340 Yes, we got.

00:27:57.720 I think we got one more.

00:27:58.480 Clint, what was the question that you asked Cole?

00:28:01.560 To rank us?

00:28:03.060 No, no, no, no.

00:28:03.740 Like just the last question you asked him.

00:28:07.820 I don't know.

00:28:09.260 Wow.

00:28:10.000 Is any of this real?

00:28:11.000 Did I ask him another question? 1.00

00:28:14.740 Fuck, I don't know. 1.00

00:28:15.340 All right. 1.00

00:28:15.540 Pull it up again.

00:28:16.200 None of it is real.

00:28:17.480 Dave, to be honest, says...

00:28:19.000 Need to watch Love on the Spectrum and review it.

00:28:21.460 I got drunk and watched a few episodes.

00:28:22.940 Don't think I've laughed so hard in the longest time. 0.75

00:28:24.240 Dude, I am down to watch retarded people do things anytime you guys are down. 1.00

00:28:28.460 Honestly, I think another great thing would be just to us to live commentate the Special Olympics.

00:28:33.320 Oh, my God.

00:28:34.320 Just to sit there and we just live commentate.

00:28:38.460 That would be a great show.

00:28:40.080 This is great in response to I'm okay as I have a dream. 1.00

00:28:48.320 Show you do, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:28:51.100 Lion-ass bitch, you ain't dreaming nothing. 1.00

00:28:53.040 I don't have a dream. 1.00

00:28:54.560 Yeah, non-dream-havers is the new...

00:28:57.720 No, you did that.

00:29:00.600 Non-dream-havers.

00:29:01.580 Yo, little Nicky, pull up my tweet.

00:29:03.820 My latest tweet, please.

00:29:05.960 Yo, it might be...

00:29:07.440 The challenge?

00:29:08.960 Was that a challenge?

00:29:10.280 I thought it was.

00:29:11.220 I couldn't understand what they said at the end.

00:29:12.620 I was just playing gross, to be honest.

00:29:13.740 I thought that was cool.

00:29:15.000 I didn't even watch it, but I bet it's not even close to what I have in Cole's...

00:29:19.560 Oh, no.

00:29:20.780 It's not. 0.87

00:29:21.180 It's retarded. 1.00

00:29:22.400 What video is this? 0.89

00:29:23.780 Cole's Clip Corner.

00:29:25.220 He shared it in the chat.

00:29:27.460 He did tweet it as well.

00:29:29.420 Oh, yeah.

00:29:30.820 Are we actually showing that?

00:29:33.000 Maybe.

00:29:33.900 Our producer may be in my head.

00:29:35.800 I really, really, really want to get to the end of this show.

00:29:40.160 Oh, no, no, no.

00:29:40.860 That's what I want.

00:29:41.320 I don't even know what this is.

00:29:44.200 Oh, no.

00:29:45.200 I assume...

00:29:46.240 Is it... 0.96

00:29:48.360 I assume a black woman just found out she ate unwashed chicken? 1.00

00:29:51.900 Is it a woman? 0.94

00:29:52.720 Look at the... 0.77

00:29:53.580 Between the legs. 1.00

00:29:54.860 Yeah, it's a dick. 1.00

00:29:56.700 Is that a dick? 1.00

00:29:57.560 No, it's got a bra on. 1.00

00:29:59.880 Yeah, you can't put a bra on, Clint?

00:30:02.500 I mean, I guess I could.

00:30:03.860 Toad needs a bra. 1.00

00:30:05.300 Is this person an Aboriginal? 0.80

00:30:08.640 You think this person has dreams?

00:30:11.740 No, absolutely not.

00:30:13.880 No, no, no.

00:30:14.820 Not after this. 0.99

00:30:15.400 It's lights out, nigga. 1.00

00:30:16.100 I can't say that.

00:30:17.180 Y'all try the Comet Challenge, man.

00:30:19.140 You're tough enough.

00:30:19.760 That's a dude.

00:30:20.460 That is a dude.

00:30:21.720 That's a dude. 0.99

00:30:22.780 Why does it have titties in a bra? 1.00

00:30:24.620 Like a bathing suit top. 0.97

00:30:25.440 Oh, my God.

00:30:26.320 I'm so confused.

00:30:27.900 Everything they do is so mysterious.

00:30:30.240 I've never been as confused as I am right now.

00:30:33.600 They wash chicken.

00:30:34.380 I think he said the Comet Challenge.

00:30:37.460 I think that's that toilet bowl cleaner.

00:30:40.260 Oh, it could be the Cornstarch thing.

00:30:41.740 They were all talking about eating Cornstarch.

00:30:42.960 That's why she's all powdery. 1.00

00:30:43.640 Why did you say Comet, then?

00:30:46.060 Maybe it's the Comet Cornstarch Challenge, where they just mix all the things that they

00:30:49.480 do.

00:30:49.860 Is it a man or a woman?

00:30:50.740 That's a really bad idea.

00:30:52.060 Yeah, with Henny.

00:30:53.540 Is that a man?

00:30:54.700 No wonder they don't dream. 1.00

00:30:56.380 It's a black person covered in white powder. 0.99

00:30:58.420 It's popped out all the time. 0.98

00:30:59.440 Look, you know what it really is if it's a black person covered in white powder. 0.99

00:31:02.760 Just hammer drunk. 1.00

00:31:05.400 Just beer-bonging fucking Listerine and Comet. 1.00

00:31:08.080 Like, no wonder you don't drink, homeboy. 1.00

00:31:09.820 You're fucking brain shop. 1.00

00:31:11.940 It's obviously cocaine, is what I'm saying. 1.00

00:31:14.860 It's like the Aboriginal. 1.00

00:31:15.680 See, yo, for our blacks, it's common in Listerine. 0.77

00:31:19.900 For the Aboriginal, they're just sniffing gas. 1.00

00:31:22.120 Yeah, they're just huffing gas.

00:31:24.680 They cut out the middleman and go straight for the gas. 1.00

00:31:26.820 Dude, imagine if the black race just finally got over all their addictions to random shit, 1.00

00:31:32.400 and their entire world opens up. 1.00

00:31:35.280 They start dreaming.

00:31:36.080 The IQ just shoots up.

00:31:37.800 They become like Jewish. 0.99

00:31:38.620 They start dreaming.

00:31:39.940 I had a really good idea this week.

00:31:44.580 I don't know why it came to mind,

00:31:46.140 but I was thinking about how if we don't have an external enemy,

00:31:49.980 we turn upon ourselves.

00:31:51.040 Oh, I remember why.

00:31:52.100 It was because of Toad.

00:31:53.280 I was thinking about how we always turn amongst ourselves

00:31:56.440 if we don't have an external enemy that can galvanize us in the fight, right? 1.00

00:32:00.360 Yeah, fuck Slurp, gang. 1.00

00:32:03.000 Yeah, well, see, that doesn't do anything for me because they're not relevant. 0.99

00:32:06.260 All right, so I was thinking,

00:32:07.960 how about we heal race relations in America

00:32:10.920 by getting African-Americans and Caucasian-Americans 0.99

00:32:14.900 and all of the Americans to just talk shit on aboriginals? 0.99

00:32:19.660 Like, why don't we just make the aboriginals the N-words of the world? 1.00

00:32:23.800 The thing is you have to find a relevant group,

00:32:26.140 one that typically has some sort of control over you.

00:32:28.840 One, you can really galvanize around,

00:32:33.440 and then you make them a great scapegoat for all your problems.

00:32:36.520 Why don't we start that rumor that aboriginals run the world? 1.00

00:32:41.140 Because it's obviously not true.

00:32:43.340 They're just like Joe Biden.

00:32:48.620 They're actually totally present.

00:32:51.180 They're really witty.

00:32:52.340 I know as libertarians, we usually are against empirical evidence,

00:32:55.380 but this is empirical evidence that they are not making it.

00:33:00.100 You guys are fake saying that the Jews have a high IQ.

00:33:03.260 Maybe we can get away with that.

00:33:04.840 But the aboriginal? 0.71

00:33:06.080 I have not been following whatever Top has been arguing about Jeremy Coffman with

00:33:10.680 about this Jewish thing,

00:33:11.880 and I don't even know who's on what side and who's in saying what.

00:33:15.980 Coffman is wrong.

00:33:16.780 Coffman is being a Jewish supremacist the way that Trashman was being a white supremacist, 0.66

00:33:21.360 but I can't tell if he's joking or not. 0.57

00:33:23.680 So he was like,

00:33:24.860 well, obviously the Jews run the world. 0.96

00:33:27.700 The Jewels, yeah. 0.73

00:33:28.740 Because we have the highest IQ or something like that.

00:33:31.240 And I was like,

00:33:32.400 I don't think you guys do have the highest IQ. 1.00

00:33:35.040 I think that that's fucking, 1.00

00:33:36.080 I think IQ is made by Jewish people, 1.00

00:33:38.800 and you guys just fucking, 1.00

00:33:39.960 you're at the top of the IQ chain as far as like who gets what, 1.00

00:33:42.980 so you can just fake it.

00:33:44.120 So anyway,

00:33:44.880 according to Tony,

00:33:45.920 you have a 130 IQ.

00:33:47.100 He thinks you're a genius based off of the Jewish scale,

00:33:49.380 so you better be careful.

00:33:50.700 Is this that meme of like,

00:33:52.820 if you rate a fish on how well it can climb a tree,

00:33:57.740 then it's like,

00:33:58.260 they'll wonder it's not going to do good.

00:33:59.540 Like,

00:33:59.660 is this what you're saying,

00:34:00.580 Top?

00:34:00.960 Is it they just like,

00:34:02.460 they were like,

00:34:02.920 oh yeah,

00:34:03.300 the IQ is all based upon how well you can run a bank,

00:34:06.180 or like how well you can,

00:34:07.540 like it's just like.

00:34:08.100 I don't even think,

00:34:09.060 I don't even think the Jewish IQ,

00:34:10.640 no,

00:34:10.720 I think in general the IQ of the Jewish people is not that high.

00:34:14.620 There's probably like real high ones,

00:34:16.480 the ones that run the world, 0.99

00:34:17.460 and then the rest of them are wearing fucking big raccoon hats 0.99

00:34:20.440 in the middle of the summer in New York City, 0.99

00:34:22.520 and dancing on the chair.

00:34:24.100 I'm just saying,

00:34:25.060 don't make no,

00:34:25.520 listen,

00:34:26.040 if your culture is, 0.91

00:34:26.920 blow up towers though. 1.00

00:34:27.940 If your culture is to bite off the foreskin of a baby and suck the blood dry, 1.00

00:34:32.000 you cannot tell me that you also have a high IQ. 0.99

00:34:34.540 So I just don't believe it.

00:34:36.360 I counterpoint to you,

00:34:37.500 Top,

00:34:37.800 that the street shitters also have a very high IQ on average. 0.99

00:34:41.680 They're also shitting in the street. 0.99

00:34:43.500 Right, 0.99

00:34:44.060 but here's the thing.

00:34:45.620 That is true.

00:34:46.700 Here's the thing.

00:34:47.500 A compelling counterargument.

00:34:48.600 I did not expect Cole to make a good counterargument in an IQ discussion,

00:34:55.940 but he just nailed it.

00:34:57.440 The Indians have high IQ,

00:34:59.420 but they're low on, 0.97

00:35:00.280 they're low on like their,

00:35:01.640 Hygiene.

00:35:02.240 Testosterone.

00:35:04.340 They're low on their scoundrelness.

00:35:06.300 You know what I mean?

00:35:07.100 Like,

00:35:07.320 like the reason the Jews run the world is not because of IQ.

00:35:10.260 It's not because of IQ.

00:35:11.700 I said this though.

00:35:12.980 I didn't say that.

00:35:14.160 I said they're not smart. 0.92

00:35:15.580 They're cunning. 1.00

00:35:16.480 They're evil. 0.89

00:35:16.940 Yeah, 1.00

00:35:17.460 they're not smart. 1.00

00:35:18.140 They're evil. 1.00

00:35:18.600 I mean,

00:35:20.520 really,

00:35:20.960 if you think about it,

00:35:21.780 IQ is mostly about noticing patterns.

00:35:23.840 So it would make sense that the one with the highest IQ would really try to gatekeep

00:35:27.660 allowing to notice patterns.

00:35:29.480 So,

00:35:30.040 I mean,

00:35:30.340 that's what it comes down to.

00:35:31.480 They group up among their group and then other people,

00:35:33.900 when they try to group up on their group,

00:35:35.060 they're like,

00:35:35.280 look at you. 0.98

00:35:35.700 What do you hate Jews? 1.00

00:35:36.640 Fuck you. 1.00

00:35:37.360 It actually is really smart to, 1.00

00:35:39.120 to like suppress anyone else that identifies patterns.

00:35:42.260 Cause you're like sitting there like,

00:35:43.680 man,

00:35:43.920 I see this whole,

00:35:44.660 I see this whole matrix functioning.

00:35:46.680 And you're like,

00:35:47.540 you're like all these races, 1.00

00:35:48.960 they're,

00:35:49.160 they're getting a little bit too close to the sun.

00:35:50.860 If you know what I mean?

00:35:51.620 That's interesting.

00:35:52.680 Like you said,

00:35:53.300 I think Jews just rank their own IQ on their own scale, 1.00

00:35:56.900 which is called the JQ.

00:35:59.100 There you go.

00:35:59.740 All right.

00:36:00.140 All right.

00:36:00.460 Yeah.

00:36:00.580 That was,

00:36:01.420 why is this,

00:36:02.420 what does it mean?

00:36:03.320 Wait,

00:36:03.620 did that even,

00:36:04.460 I'm trying to spell it out.

00:36:05.520 Did it,

00:36:05.760 did it have wordplay?

00:36:07.260 It was IQ,

00:36:08.260 JQ.

00:36:08.940 JQ.

00:36:09.420 I like it.

00:36:10.000 There's something to work with there.

00:36:11.580 It was acronym play.

00:36:12.780 If you want to be specific.

00:36:13.320 The building blocks are there.

00:36:14.700 The delivery and maybe a restructuring would really make it pop.

00:36:17.860 Honestly,

00:36:17.880 write it out in a tweet,

00:36:18.880 tweet it,

00:36:19.440 banger.

00:36:20.200 Like that's,

00:36:20.480 but that's how it works.

00:36:21.680 That's how I do it,

00:36:22.720 man.

00:36:23.220 Dude,

00:36:23.560 dude,

00:36:23.900 I'm,

00:36:24.200 I'm not even real.

00:36:25.160 And everything that I say is just something that I'm thinking about as a tweet.

00:36:29.220 Yeah.

00:36:29.680 Like I'm just AI.

00:36:31.240 We discussed this like two weeks ago and everyone was baffled.

00:36:34.880 Yeah.

00:36:35.020 I mean,

00:36:35.280 it's,

00:36:35.460 it's a breakthrough.

00:36:36.620 Toad's never been my dreams. 0.90

00:36:38.240 The Jews measure their stuff. 1.00

00:36:39.400 The Jews measure their stuff in the JQ. 0.99

00:36:42.060 Yeah.

00:36:42.360 Can we,

00:36:42.620 can we stop using Google Translation?

00:36:44.340 Oh,

00:36:44.660 I forgot about that.

00:36:45.540 I do have one question.

00:36:46.800 You forgot about this bit?

00:36:47.820 Yeah.

00:36:48.080 I was like,

00:36:48.420 what are we doing?

00:36:49.240 I do have one question that related to that video that we just saw with the black person dumping. 1.00

00:36:53.340 You only have one?

00:36:55.160 Yes.

00:36:55.860 My one question is,

00:36:57.400 so they're dumping like Comet,

00:36:59.580 right?

00:37:00.240 Comet,

00:37:00.740 some,

00:37:00.900 some sort of like powder cleaning product.

00:37:03.440 Now,

00:37:03.660 do they.

00:37:04.000 Tough lobster versus the IQ Jew space one. 1.00

00:37:06.880 That's right. 0.99

00:37:07.360 Because black people use like liquid dish soap as a marinade for their chicken. 1.00

00:37:11.620 Are they using the powdered dish soap as a dry rub? 0.99

00:37:15.300 Hey,

00:37:15.740 so what did you want to talk about?

00:37:17.100 Well,

00:37:17.640 I want to tell you about Wagovi.

00:37:19.780 Wagovi?

00:37:20.520 Yeah.

00:37:21.040 Wagovi.

00:37:21.720 What about it?

00:37:22.380 On second thought,

00:37:23.580 I might not be the right person to tell you.

00:37:25.580 Oh,

00:37:25.760 you're not?

00:37:26.360 No,

00:37:26.920 just ask your doctor about Wagovi.

00:37:30.060 Yeah.

00:37:30.660 Ask for it by name.

00:37:31.720 Okay.

00:37:32.340 So,

00:37:32.920 why did you bring me to the circus?

00:37:35.060 Oh,

00:37:35.360 I'm really into lion tamers. 0.99

00:37:37.420 You know,

00:37:37.880 with the chair and everything.

00:37:39.580 Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name. 0.70

00:37:41.740 Visit Wagovi.ca for savings.

00:37:44.060 Exclusions may apply.

00:37:44.860 I honestly think that that might have been what he,

00:37:50.000 she was doing.

00:37:50.720 I really don't know.

00:37:51.960 I,

00:37:52.160 I still think it was some sort of cornstarch.

00:37:54.140 Maybe it was like the powdered comet,

00:37:56.680 but honestly,

00:37:57.880 if they just switch over,

00:37:59.540 even if you put powdered comet on your,

00:38:01.600 on your skin,

00:38:02.880 it wouldn't be good for you.

00:38:04.140 If you consume it,

00:38:05.220 it's probably fatal.

00:38:06.360 Like for real.

00:38:07.500 I'm just going to start calling them chicken robbers. 1.00

00:38:10.460 All right.

00:38:10.660 Can we get to Andrew show?

00:38:12.100 I really want to watch Andrew show.

00:38:13.940 Oh yeah.

00:38:14.340 We got to do that.

00:38:15.720 Before we,

00:38:16.400 before we transition to Andrew show,

00:38:18.220 which just trust me,

00:38:19.680 you're going to want to watch this segment. 0.97

00:38:21.240 It's going to be fucking brilliant. 0.98

00:38:23.080 I think we should call aboriginals ridgies. 1.00

00:38:26.640 Anybody?

00:38:27.480 Yeah.

00:38:28.340 Rigors. 0.97

00:38:29.020 Rigors. 0.97

00:38:29.780 No,

00:38:30.280 it's too close.

00:38:31.140 Too close.

00:38:31.780 Too close.

00:38:32.100 I think ridgies.

00:38:33.260 Ridgies. 1.00

00:38:33.720 Cause people,

00:38:34.220 people won't even know it's aboriginals,

00:38:36.120 aborigis,

00:38:36.840 ridgial.

00:38:37.380 I think,

00:38:37.800 I think ridgers makes more sense.

00:38:39.480 It's hard.

00:38:39.900 No,

00:38:40.180 it's ridgers.

00:38:40.760 It sounds like you're saying the other word.

00:38:42.500 We need to,

00:38:43.120 we need to,

00:38:43.560 I mean,

00:38:43.960 galvanize the blacks with us on this. 0.99

00:38:46.080 Ridgers. 0.99

00:38:46.980 Okay.

00:38:47.520 So the Andrew show,

00:38:49.560 how many,

00:38:50.240 how many episodes are we going to do in this one?

00:38:52.100 I need to inform our audience of what this is.

00:38:55.980 Okay.

00:38:56.340 So thousand views.

00:38:57.500 There's,

00:38:57.880 there's a kid and it was put on YouTube,

00:39:00.740 uh,

00:39:01.420 probably early,

00:39:02.760 early days before they had any censorship at all.

00:39:05.180 It was like,

00:39:05.660 it was public access.

00:39:07.080 It was public access.

00:39:08.100 That was the whole point.

00:39:08.880 Yeah.

00:39:09.180 This was on PBS.

00:39:10.660 2009. 1.00

00:39:11.280 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:39:12.340 Yeah. 0.99

00:39:12.660 In the nineties,

00:39:13.300 it was on PBS.

00:39:14.100 No kidding. 1.00

00:39:14.700 The fucking KKK had their own outreach children. 1.00

00:39:16.820 Then I'd be like, 1.00

00:39:17.520 all right.

00:39:17.800 Yeah,

00:39:17.960 you're right.

00:39:18.380 It was pretty racist when I was,

00:39:19.540 when I was coming up.

00:39:20.240 I grew up on cyber chase,

00:39:22.260 Clifford,

00:39:22.520 the big red dog, 0.75

00:39:23.300 and the show for white kids. 0.61

00:39:27.000 So,

00:39:27.200 so the Andrew show is a show that is starring a child,

00:39:31.040 a white child.

00:39:31.720 And it's,

00:39:32.380 it's targeted at white nationalist children.

00:39:36.260 Enjoy.

00:39:36.420 By the way,

00:39:36.840 if we were,

00:39:37.060 if we were the least bit professional,

00:39:38.420 we would have gone through some good timestamps.

00:39:41.320 It's only a minute long.

00:39:42.480 No,

00:39:42.660 it's only a minute long.

00:39:43.100 The first episode is,

00:39:44.140 yeah,

00:39:44.220 a minute and a half.

00:39:45.520 We're watching.

00:39:46.300 White kids. 0.95

00:39:47.820 Right. 0.69

00:39:48.280 I need to learn something.

00:39:49.680 Very high production quality.

00:39:51.100 My name is Andrew.

00:39:52.900 And this show is for all the white kids out there. 0.97

00:39:56.460 You know the Christmas conference?

00:39:58.600 It was really good.

00:39:59.980 Quickie,

00:40:00.400 pause real quick.

00:40:01.040 Pause real quick.

00:40:02.740 This is a good part.

00:40:03.760 This is where,

00:40:04.520 this is where,

00:40:05.180 um,

00:40:05.740 that dude from England that taught his,

00:40:07.460 uh,

00:40:08.220 pug how to do the,

00:40:09.000 uh,

00:40:09.140 the Hitler's loot. 0.72

00:40:09.880 This is where he got it from. 1.00

00:40:10.940 Holy shit. 1.00

00:40:11.540 No, 1.00

00:40:11.780 this might be him.

00:40:12.860 This is Count Dankula.

00:40:14.540 It's Count Dankula.

00:40:15.580 This,

00:40:15.780 and he was like,

00:40:16.320 this is the pug.

00:40:17.200 And he was,

00:40:17.640 he saw,

00:40:18.160 he was,

00:40:18.580 he was running the show.

00:40:19.420 And he was like,

00:40:20.080 and that's why he taught it.

00:40:21.100 The Hitler's loot. 0.90

00:40:21.760 I need you,

00:40:22.500 I need you to back it up just to the beginning,

00:40:24.400 but where he says that.

00:40:25.300 And I need you to turn the volume up because it's full screen.

00:40:27.680 Cause we're going to riff.

00:40:28.920 I love this kid.

00:40:30.620 Let him get the first couple of lines out.

00:40:32.480 Cause I know,

00:40:32.860 I know this one he's about to say.

00:40:34.080 It's a banger.

00:40:35.760 Hi,

00:40:36.360 my name is Andrew.

00:40:38.180 And this show is for all the white kids out there. 0.97

00:40:41.520 You know,

00:40:42.140 the Christmas conference,

00:40:43.960 it was really good.

00:40:46.280 We had singing games,

00:40:49.600 and we baked cookies.

00:40:51.940 We made frosting.

00:40:53.560 And my mom taught us about the frosting.

00:40:57.220 And when you put different colors in it,

00:41:00.300 the white frosting,

00:41:01.700 it can never be white again.

00:41:04.440 Which is how it is when you race mix. 0.85

00:41:08.000 And have you heard of the show called 16?

00:41:13.100 It has race mixing. 0.94

00:41:15.600 It has propaganda.

00:41:18.500 Propaganda.

00:41:19.960 And the main characters,

00:41:22.380 one of them's black,

00:41:23.660 one of them's Mexican,

00:41:25.100 and some of them are white.

00:41:27.040 And pretty much,

00:41:28.180 tune in next week.

00:41:29.280 Shout out to Andrew,

00:41:37.660 man.

00:41:37.900 I hope you're doing all right.

00:41:39.640 Where is he now?

00:41:40.800 I just love that he's coming in with clips,

00:41:42.720 and he's just like,

00:41:43.280 he has it written down.

00:41:44.340 He's just like,

00:41:44.740 he's just running through.

00:41:45.700 It's just like,

00:41:46.320 like he's on the...

00:41:47.040 2009.

00:41:48.280 That was incredible.

00:41:49.120 2009 was a good time.

00:41:50.360 Yeah.

00:41:50.840 Oh,

00:41:51.220 yeah.

00:41:51.540 I think that's just when it got uploaded.

00:41:52.920 I'm pretty sure this was made in the 90s.

00:41:54.620 It had to be.

00:41:55.180 It had to be.

00:41:55.860 No,

00:41:56.180 no,

00:41:56.440 no,

00:41:56.540 no,

00:41:56.640 no,

00:41:56.740 no.

00:41:56.860 16 came out in like around 2008.

00:41:59.520 No,

00:41:59.680 it says that it aired in 2009,

00:42:02.820 and it was uploaded in 2012.

00:42:04.680 No.

00:42:05.020 Okay.

00:42:05.760 Yeah,

00:42:05.960 no,

00:42:06.240 because 16 came out in like the late,

00:42:10.120 like early,

00:42:11.820 late 2000s.

00:42:12.880 2009 was a good year.

00:42:14.880 Scroll down a little,

00:42:15.660 Dickie.

00:42:15.940 This was uploaded in 2009,

00:42:17.280 but I want to see his channel.

00:42:20.460 A show for white kids. 0.95

00:42:23.040 Wayback Machine might not have it.

00:42:24.820 It's Wayback Machine.

00:42:25.820 Yeah,

00:42:26.040 we only have four or five episodes of this.

00:42:29.280 Dude, 0.97

00:42:29.620 Andrew is fucking awesome. 0.94

00:42:30.840 But he's got 12 videos, 0.98

00:42:32.100 it says.

00:42:32.880 Yeah,

00:42:33.060 yeah,

00:42:33.220 but the way that machine only captures certain,

00:42:35.620 like,

00:42:36.560 you know,

00:42:36.760 it says episode,

00:42:37.840 episode 21.

00:42:39.480 Yo,

00:42:39.600 we got to find the missing.

00:42:40.600 My sister Joe,

00:42:41.300 white youth focus.

00:42:43.060 Please go there.

00:42:44.240 Yo,

00:42:44.440 check if that's,

00:42:45.320 check if that exists still. 0.99

00:42:46.360 Holy shit. 0.99

00:42:48.320 Oh, 1.00

00:42:48.600 this is incredible.

00:42:49.580 These,

00:42:49.740 these things have to be archived in the Wayback Machine.

00:42:52.000 This is the greatest deep dive we could possibly go on.

00:42:56.220 Dude,

00:42:56.720 we have,

00:42:57.260 um,

00:42:58.020 there are four or five episodes of the Andrew show.

00:43:01.040 I want desperately to believe that this was sincere,

00:43:03.400 that there was just some rabid racist who was raising their kid.

00:43:06.820 And he was just like, 0.78

00:43:07.640 he was like,

00:43:08.040 click on it.

00:43:08.700 Instead of me being on here,

00:43:09.860 I'm going to throw out the kids,

00:43:10.980 because no one's getting mad at kids.

00:43:12.400 I read an article,

00:43:13.440 and literally was saying this was like a legit outreach thing from the KKK.

00:43:17.800 And he like,

00:43:18.300 I guess he had,

00:43:19.340 I think he had like an older sister or something that was also doing some sort of like older

00:43:22.580 teens thing.

00:43:23.620 Yeah.

00:43:24.760 There's more to dive into.

00:43:26.860 How old was she? 0.89

00:43:27.920 I don't know.

00:43:28.420 She was dead before. 0.98

00:43:29.300 She was hot. 1.00

00:43:31.280 Is her name Ashton?

00:43:32.580 Dude,

00:43:36.020 she,

00:43:36.280 she does look like an Aryan supremacist. 1.00

00:43:39.480 So wait a little,

00:43:40.020 you can't pull this thing up.

00:43:41.020 What the hell is going on here?

00:43:41.960 It's the way that it just doesn't work like that sometimes.

00:43:44.520 Like it's very,

00:43:45.580 all right.

00:43:45.900 Yeah.

00:43:46.040 It's the way back machine. 0.98

00:43:47.620 So that sucks. 1.00

00:43:49.700 White youth focus. 1.00

00:43:51.440 Here,

00:43:52.040 just look it up.

00:43:53.140 You know,

00:43:53.520 2011,

00:43:54.620 the Obama brings out the,

00:43:56.040 in 2009,

00:43:56.960 Andrew was bringing the facts.

00:44:01.020 What is honestly,

00:44:02.300 where do you think?

00:44:03.520 I want to know where Andrew is today.

00:44:05.340 So,

00:44:05.600 yeah,

00:44:05.800 it's still around. 1.00

00:44:06.940 Holy shit. 0.99

00:44:07.780 She's not bad. 0.99

00:44:09.080 Oh,

00:44:09.480 it doesn't have any content.

00:44:10.500 They probably,

00:44:11.040 no,

00:44:11.480 they deleted it.

00:44:12.640 It's a top spot for racially aware young people.

00:44:15.280 Whether it's entertainment news,

00:44:18.360 school news or world news,

00:44:19.560 it'll be the interest of proud white teens everywhere.

00:44:21.860 The program is hosted by Billy Roper,

00:44:23.600 a former high school history teacher and coordinator of the Knights party,

00:44:26.100 Crusaders youth corps,

00:44:27.640 and Shelby, 0.99

00:44:28.140 the white nationalist band.

00:44:29.480 I love that this guy was a history.

00:44:31.640 Imagine those history classes.

00:44:33.440 All right,

00:44:33.600 guys,

00:44:33.820 we're going to talk about World War II.

00:44:35.860 First off,

00:44:36.380 I want to say,

00:44:37.160 there's a lot of stuff that we got to get into.

00:44:40.060 This is not on.

00:44:40.820 What if I were to tell you that the axis was the good guys?

00:44:43.900 No,

00:44:44.400 dude,

00:44:44.760 Wooden Doors,

00:44:45.900 come on.

00:44:46.440 The axis didn't exist.

00:44:47.360 What you would have needed was some person who could anticipate that this stuff was going to get taken down off of YouTube.

00:44:55.580 Somebody who is massively racist,

00:44:57.440 obviously,

00:44:57.880 that would have had to have downloaded all these episodes or archived them all in the Wayback Machine.

00:45:02.780 So our audience.

00:45:04.280 Dude,

00:45:04.460 do you know how much better the internet was before censorship?

00:45:07.880 Like,

00:45:08.040 if there was no censorship,

00:45:09.800 we would still have gems like this being produced all the time.

00:45:13.160 Guest star Alex,

00:45:14.040 it's crazy,

00:45:15.260 dude. 1.00

00:45:15.420 Oh shit, 1.00

00:45:16.600 we're watching another episode? 1.00

00:45:17.840 Oh man.

00:45:18.640 Alex has red hair,

00:45:19.580 don't race with him,

00:45:20.480 Andrew. 1.00

00:45:23.140 Don't race with the fucking gingers, 1.00

00:45:25.300 man. 1.00

00:45:25.720 Little Dicky,

00:45:26.400 you're off the show.

00:45:27.500 Guys,

00:45:27.720 I want to read to you another line.

00:45:29.340 We need to cherish this.

00:45:30.760 We should save this for next week.

00:45:31.060 I want to read to you real quick another line from the show.

00:45:34.120 Now,

00:45:34.340 most of you have heard about the movie called The Spy Next Door.

00:45:38.200 Jackie Chan in the movie is a spy,

00:45:40.200 but he is dating a white person.

00:45:42.280 But the two people dating are race mixing, 0.85

00:45:45.340 and that is not good.

00:45:47.040 Not good at all.

00:45:49.360 I love that he doesn't really degrade other races.

00:45:52.900 He just talks about race mixing and how it's bad.

00:45:55.260 And you have to deduce why it's bad.

00:45:57.720 He wants the Asians to be Asians. 0.99

00:46:00.720 They're separate but equal.

00:46:02.340 By the way,

00:46:03.500 we'll stick with our people.

00:46:07.320 We'll see who comes out on top.

00:46:09.440 According to the myth of Jacob,

00:46:13.380 wasn't the white race created by race mixing? 0.85

00:46:16.960 No,

00:46:18.180 it was basically scientific experiments

00:46:20.280 that he created us.

00:46:21.760 It was like Vibranium and Wakanda. 0.88

00:46:23.340 Please don't derail us

00:46:26.820 by trying to combine other conspiracy theories.

00:46:28.680 We're going to focus on Andrew right now.

00:46:30.220 He was race unmixed.

00:46:31.480 All right,

00:46:31.680 I'll listen to Andrew.

00:46:32.500 Andrew is...

00:46:32.980 I love his speech impediment.

00:46:37.140 Yes.

00:46:37.820 His intro is too long,

00:46:38.840 though.

00:46:39.500 Oh,

00:46:40.100 his intro is way too long.

00:46:41.460 But the music kind of bangers.

00:46:44.120 Hi,

00:46:44.760 my name is Andrew.

00:46:45.780 Oh,

00:46:45.920 he has a friend.

00:46:46.760 All right.

00:46:47.260 And my name is Alex.

00:46:48.780 This show is for all the white kids out there. 0.99

00:46:51.460 Is everybody having a good,

00:46:53.340 Is that Cole Sprouse?

00:46:55.000 Have you seen the new Disney princess movie?

00:46:58.020 No.

00:46:58.240 It's called...

00:47:00.020 This kid doesn't have to be in line.

00:47:01.080 He was like,

00:47:01.940 no.

00:47:03.400 That Alex kid is actually just Cole,

00:47:05.220 by the way.

00:47:05.700 The princess is in black, 0.61

00:47:06.520 so that is good for all the black kids out there. 0.59

00:47:11.380 Out there. 0.98

00:47:11.920 But the prince is white.

00:47:13.440 It is all about how race mixing is good. 1.00

00:47:17.380 But race mixing is wrong. 1.00

00:47:19.940 And other people mix all up.

00:47:23.340 There won't be anyone.

00:47:25.180 Hey,

00:47:25.720 so what did you want to talk about?

00:47:27.080 Well,

00:47:27.620 I want to tell you about Wagovi.

00:47:29.700 Wagovi?

00:47:30.500 Yeah,

00:47:31.020 Wagovi.

00:47:31.700 What about it?

00:47:32.340 On second thought,

00:47:33.940 I might not be the right person to tell you.

00:47:35.560 Oh,

00:47:35.760 you're not?

00:47:36.360 No,

00:47:36.920 just ask your doctor about Wagovi.

00:47:40.080 Yeah,

00:47:40.660 ask for it by name.

00:47:41.700 Okay,

00:47:42.340 so why did you bring me to the circus?

00:47:45.040 Oh,

00:47:45.380 I'm really into lion tamers. 0.99

00:47:47.400 You know,

00:47:47.860 with the chair and everything.

00:47:49.540 Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name. 0.70

00:47:51.580 Visit Wagovi.ca for savings.

00:47:54.040 Exclusions may apply.

00:47:55.920 So don't race mix. 1.00

00:47:58.140 Alex,

00:47:58.800 do you have a comment?

00:48:00.480 Yes.

00:48:01.220 If you guys are familiar with YouTube,

00:48:03.300 type in saga.

00:48:04.620 It's about this white woman 0.95

00:48:06.040 that's singing about all these black kids 1.00

00:48:08.200 killing the innocent lives of white. 1.00

00:48:11.740 That sounds pretty sad. 0.99

00:48:16.420 Yeah,

00:48:16.640 it does.

00:48:17.700 That is sad,

00:48:20.400 Andrew. 0.96

00:48:20.740 And the white people

00:48:23.100 in the movie.

00:48:25.900 The good guy

00:48:26.760 is a voodoo witch doctor.

00:48:29.360 He has spells,

00:48:30.540 not white.

00:48:31.300 Has magic,

00:48:32.800 potions,

00:48:34.640 and voodoo doctors. 0.99

00:48:36.520 Doctors?

00:48:37.040 So it's a pretty bad movie for kids,

00:48:42.900 especially white kids,

00:48:44.680 because voodoo is the relation

00:48:47.540 that lots of blacks used to have,

00:48:51.880 but white people taught them about God. 0.97

00:48:57.500 White people taught them about God. 0.97

00:48:58.500 Your turn,

00:48:59.000 Alex,

00:48:59.360 you say the racist stuff now. 0.76

00:49:01.180 If there were no white people left 0.99

00:49:06.140 in a hundred years, 0.95

00:49:07.980 and that would,

00:49:09.480 and they're,

00:49:11.420 and they're,

00:49:12.240 Sound it out. 0.98

00:49:13.500 Nigga. 1.00

00:49:15.220 Well,

00:49:15.520 yeah,

00:49:15.760 but if he tries to say it,

00:49:17.760 it would be,

00:49:18.240 niggle.

00:49:20.560 Well,

00:49:21.220 I'll see you next week.

00:49:23.020 Be white and proud,

00:49:23.980 and tune in next week.

00:49:25.700 Bye.

00:49:27.820 Yo,

00:49:28.360 that's our new sign-off.

00:49:29.480 Yo,

00:49:29.940 imagine you next week.

00:49:31.760 Be white and proud.

00:49:32.980 Yo,

00:49:33.260 hey,

00:49:33.560 we need to clip that for a drop,

00:49:35.200 for real.

00:49:35.940 He legit looks like young me,

00:49:38.340 and I think I'm having memories come back.

00:49:41.280 Young Mexican me,

00:49:42.780 right at the border.

00:49:43.960 No,

00:49:44.280 no,

00:49:44.400 imagine the talk with the other parent

00:49:47.580 of the friend.

00:49:48.520 That's all I was thinking about

00:49:49.880 that entire time.

00:49:50.740 I was like,

00:49:51.340 if they found that video,

00:49:52.780 Alex was never allowed to come back.

00:49:54.700 By the way,

00:49:56.120 they like making YouTube videos,

00:49:58.260 like,

00:49:58.420 oh,

00:49:58.560 that's totally fine.

00:49:59.440 I've heard about YouTube before.

00:50:01.180 Is that on the line?

00:50:01.960 What are you guys doing?

00:50:02.660 You unpackaging new toys or something?

00:50:05.060 What are you guys up to?

00:50:05.880 No,

00:50:06.200 no,

00:50:06.360 we're talking about race mixing.

00:50:08.620 How is this not viral?

00:50:09.880 Dude,

00:50:10.360 that's the biggest question.

00:50:11.940 That's,

00:50:12.200 you know what it is?

00:50:13.080 Because in 09,

00:50:14.080 09, 1.00

00:50:14.620 there was infinity racist shit 1.00

00:50:16.340 that you could watch. 1.00

00:50:17.220 This wasn't even that novel.

00:50:18.780 Yeah,

00:50:18.920 we're going to make this go viral.

00:50:20.340 Clip us watching this 1.00

00:50:22.020 and put that shit on. 1.00

00:50:23.600 Honestly, 1.00

00:50:24.100 honestly,

00:50:24.380 we're going to move culture 0.77

00:50:25.220 with this one.

00:50:25.860 Before we play this,

00:50:26.700 I kind of want to save

00:50:28.600 some more for other shows.

00:50:29.860 No,

00:50:29.920 no,

00:50:30.160 yeah,

00:50:30.380 we need to cherish 0.99

00:50:30.940 just like a fucking fine bottle of wine, 0.99

00:50:32.660 dude, 0.99

00:50:32.740 do not blow through it all.

00:50:34.180 We should say yes.

00:50:35.660 I think for the next,

00:50:37.020 we watch one episode.

00:50:38.660 It's like that whiskey

00:50:39.720 in the glass

00:50:40.620 and you go,

00:50:41.060 yeah,

00:50:41.320 dude,

00:50:41.660 and you pop it out

00:50:42.340 every so often.

00:50:42.940 You got to take

00:50:43.300 it in sips. 1.00

00:50:44.800 This is our new shit. 1.00

00:50:46.980 This is what we do now. 1.00

00:50:48.200 We watch Andrew every week

00:50:50.040 and we learn about

00:50:51.600 what you're not supposed to do

00:50:53.540 and that,

00:50:54.480 boys and girls,

00:50:55.480 is what again?

00:50:56.160 You don't waste mix.

00:50:58.160 This is the Andrew Show

00:50:59.560 post-show podcast,

00:51:01.040 all right?

00:51:01.360 That's what this is.

00:51:02.480 Anytime I do anything

00:51:03.540 from now on,

00:51:04.080 I'm going to say,

00:51:05.040 what would Andrew do?

00:51:07.660 Well,

00:51:08.060 I'll tell you what he wouldn't do.

00:51:09.180 It is very,

00:51:13.060 very bad to waste mix.

00:51:14.580 We should not be mixing 1.00

00:51:15.660 with the gingers

00:51:17.240 or the niggles. 0.97

00:51:18.760 Why do you sound like Trump?

00:51:21.540 Because he got closer

00:51:22.480 to Trump.

00:51:23.540 Do we want to speculate

00:51:25.440 where this kid is at now?

00:51:27.200 Because I mean,

00:51:27.740 like,

00:51:28.180 the thing is,

00:51:29.580 like,

00:51:29.720 usually they say

00:51:30.220 probably a senator.

00:51:34.900 That dude runs the world.

00:51:36.640 He definitely doesn't run a bank.

00:51:37.840 because he's what,

00:51:39.500 like,

00:51:39.780 he's probably what,

00:51:40.420 six years old there,

00:51:41.360 seven?

00:51:42.160 It's 09.

00:51:42.620 I was just,

00:51:43.360 yeah,

00:51:43.660 7-8.

00:51:43.960 So in 2009,

00:51:45.400 so,

00:51:45.820 I mean,

00:51:46.540 so he's about 22 probably.

00:51:48.420 Yeah,

00:51:48.900 he's probably just graduated college.

00:51:51.180 He's thinking,

00:51:52.020 man,

00:51:52.900 I'm glad all those videos

00:51:54.540 are off the internet.

00:51:55.160 Guys,

00:51:55.580 guys,

00:51:56.020 that was Dylan Roof.

00:51:57.360 I just figured it out.

00:51:59.560 Andrew's show.

00:52:00.940 Yo, 0.99

00:52:01.420 fucking God bless Andrew, 1.00

00:52:03.940 whoever that kid is. 0.99

00:52:04.640 Andrew's show is an amazing,

00:52:06.900 an amazing show.

00:52:08.200 For real,

00:52:08.620 we need to add that,

00:52:09.480 like,

00:52:09.680 before the random show

00:52:10.900 in the outro,

00:52:11.540 it just needs to be,

00:52:12.220 like,

00:52:12.520 him going,

00:52:13.020 be white and proud,

00:52:14.120 and then goes into the random.

00:52:15.680 No,

00:52:16.000 hey,

00:52:16.240 I'm not even kidding.

00:52:17.260 We have to clip that

00:52:18.940 and just put it everywhere. 0.94

00:52:20.500 It's so fucking good. 0.97

00:52:21.480 It's so cute. 0.97

00:52:22.680 Just a reminder,

00:52:23.920 be white and proud.

00:52:25.240 See you next week.

00:52:26.580 See,

00:52:26.800 if somebody said,

00:52:27.700 this is the,

00:52:28.120 he's the white face 0.98

00:52:29.080 of white supremacy, 0.98

00:52:30.460 I'd be like,

00:52:31.460 yeah. 0.99

00:52:31.860 No shit. 1.00

00:52:32.280 He's the youth face 1.00

00:52:33.120 of white supremacy.

00:52:34.000 He's the youth face.

00:52:35.560 Dude,

00:52:35.980 he has an IMDb page.

00:52:38.720 So,

00:52:38.940 I'm not even white,

00:52:39.840 but he makes me,

00:52:40.640 he makes me want to be 0.98

00:52:42.220 a white supremacist 0.73

00:52:43.240 because this is packaged well. 0.97

00:52:45.120 It's like white supremacy.

00:52:45.960 Yeah,

00:52:46.400 he's adorable.

00:52:46.920 Yeah,

00:52:47.180 and it's delivered to you

00:52:48.120 in,

00:52:48.340 like,

00:52:48.440 a way that you could

00:52:49.080 really digest it,

00:52:50.140 you know?

00:52:50.480 He makes me want to be

00:52:51.140 a better person.

00:52:52.280 No,

00:52:52.660 honestly,

00:52:53.040 like,

00:52:53.220 he doesn't use any,

00:52:54.440 he doesn't use any racial slurs.

00:52:56.460 He's just about the facts.

00:52:58.340 You don't race mix. 0.99

00:52:59.820 Yeah,

00:53:00.000 like,

00:53:00.260 he's a hundred years.

00:53:01.880 In a hundred years, 0.96

00:53:02.840 there could be no more white people 1.00

00:53:04.320 and that would be terrible. 0.99

00:53:05.320 I like to think that he,

00:53:06.240 and if you watch the YouTube,

00:53:07.260 you can see the video

00:53:08.140 where the black people 1.00

00:53:09.140 talk about killing all of us. 1.00

00:53:11.400 I wish, 1.00

00:53:12.220 I wish we got him

00:53:13.280 through all the years

00:53:14.180 because at some point

00:53:14.960 in the teenage years,

00:53:15.680 he'll switch over to,

00:53:16.660 like,

00:53:16.800 actual,

00:53:17.400 like,

00:53:17.600 I guess,

00:53:18.660 like,

00:53:18.920 whenever YouTube switched

00:53:20.420 to people doing,

00:53:21.580 like,

00:53:21.940 how to do stuff,

00:53:22.620 like,

00:53:22.880 at-home stuff,

00:53:23.700 and I just think,

00:53:24.420 like,

00:53:24.620 him teaching how to light 1.00

00:53:25.820 a fucking cross on fire, 1.00

00:53:28.360 and, 1.00

00:53:28.540 like,

00:53:28.920 no,

00:53:29.340 a cross on fire

00:53:30.020 at the front yard,

00:53:30.740 and he's like,

00:53:31.280 here's how to lynch people,

00:53:32.740 and he just,

00:53:33.240 like,

00:53:33.960 Andrew,

00:53:34.600 you're going to want to use

00:53:35.580 a double knot 0.85

00:53:36.300 between their legs, 0.60

00:53:37.360 otherwise, 0.81

00:53:38.000 they're just going to slip right off.

00:53:39.840 This is how you cut the holes

00:53:41.220 out of your sheets

00:53:41.980 to get eye holes.

00:53:43.840 You don't want to mess this up. 0.97

00:53:45.960 The blacks are really swiffery. 1.00

00:53:49.400 You got to double knot it 1.00

00:53:50.780 or else they're going to run away.

00:53:53.240 Swiffery,

00:53:53.740 wabbit. 1.00

00:53:55.160 It's the black kids 1.00

00:53:56.180 that never return the toys. 1.00

00:53:58.260 They always ask to borrow my toys,

00:54:00.180 and they never bring them backs.

00:54:02.700 Here's how to convince a woman 1.00

00:54:04.360 to falsely accuse a black man of rape. 0.96

00:54:10.000 The Duke Lacroix team 0.94

00:54:11.940 never did nothing wrong.

00:54:13.960 It's like the most wholesome racism.

00:54:16.080 Like,

00:54:16.380 he legit,

00:54:16.860 when he saw Princess and the Frog,

00:54:17.960 his first instinct was, 0.83

00:54:19.240 saw all these black people

00:54:20.300 and that's great for them, 0.93

00:54:21.720 but then come along a white guy.

00:54:24.600 It's like,

00:54:25.440 I mean,

00:54:25.800 like,

00:54:25.960 you could almost see that 0.97

00:54:26.820 from a black supremacist view. 0.90

00:54:29.060 Yeah, 0.94

00:54:29.500 yeah,

00:54:30.060 he's like the most polite.

00:54:31.680 Get out of there, 0.99

00:54:32.540 white man. 1.00

00:54:33.380 You're going to die. 1.00

00:54:35.320 These people are animals. 1.00

00:54:38.560 You know,

00:54:38.860 Andrew got dreams 1.00

00:54:39.680 like a motherfucker, 1.00

00:54:40.520 though. 1.00

00:54:40.700 You know,

00:54:40.940 every night he's dreaming.

00:54:41.760 Oh,

00:54:41.840 he's dreaming.

00:54:42.920 White dreams.

00:54:44.200 White dreams. 1.00

00:54:45.360 Black people will never understand 1.00

00:54:46.740 the type of dreams 0.99

00:54:47.400 that Andrew has.

00:54:48.400 That's for sure.

00:54:48.900 Vivid.

00:54:50.200 Man.

00:54:51.020 All right,

00:54:51.260 he's the all-American best friend

00:54:52.500 you want your mom to meet

00:54:53.640 until you get him talking

00:54:54.860 about the threats of race

00:54:56.020 mixing and homosexuality. 0.79

00:54:57.520 I can't wait till next week 0.64

00:55:02.120 when we find out 0.97

00:55:02.780 why he doesn't like gay people. 0.96

00:55:04.240 It's going to be beautiful. 0.96

00:55:05.340 Listen, 0.97

00:55:05.940 you don't want white people 1.00

00:55:07.460 to mix with faggots. 1.00

00:55:09.200 They are less than the blacks. 1.00

00:55:12.920 If his whole thing 0.99

00:55:13.740 was race mixing,

00:55:14.840 then why would he care

00:55:15.540 about gays?

00:55:16.120 Because technically

00:55:16.620 they're not really like,

00:55:18.300 you know,

00:55:18.940 they can't make anything else.

00:55:20.580 Bible teaches them.

00:55:22.040 Somebody asked if he mentions the Jews

00:55:23.580 and I swear

00:55:24.100 in one of the articles I read

00:55:25.140 he was talking about the Jews.

00:55:26.720 Of course he does, dude.

00:55:27.760 All right,

00:55:28.080 so the article continues on.

00:55:29.700 Now some of you have heard

00:55:30.780 about the movie called Marmaduke.

00:55:33.780 That's this one spot

00:55:34.960 at the dog park

00:55:36.380 where only certain dogs

00:55:37.820 can be at.

00:55:38.680 So the one dog

00:55:39.360 at the end of the movie

00:55:40.080 goes up to the dogs

00:55:41.020 at their territory

00:55:41.720 and says all dogs

00:55:42.960 should be there.

00:55:44.060 It's like different races 1.00

00:55:45.060 come and say

00:55:45.740 that white people 0.95

00:55:46.520 shouldn't have their own land. 1.00

00:55:48.740 Goddamn, dude. 1.00

00:55:49.720 I'm wondering 0.99

00:55:50.220 once you let in

00:55:54.420 the pit bulls

00:55:55.900 all the other good breeds

00:55:58.240 go away. 0.82

00:55:59.620 All the golden retrievers 1.00

00:56:00.800 are now half mixed breed bitches 1.00

00:56:02.960 from there on out. 1.00

00:56:04.420 They either kill 0.83

00:56:05.640 all the good breeds

00:56:06.700 or they breed with them.

00:56:08.260 You couldn't believe it.

00:56:10.500 All you gotta do 0.66

00:56:11.420 is give a little smack 0.99

00:56:12.620 on the neck 1.00

00:56:13.180 and dead. 0.75

00:56:15.260 How does he explain

00:56:17.020 having a pot?

00:56:17.920 Because he doesn't like 0.99

00:56:18.940 any of the non-white races. 0.98

00:56:21.280 How does he explain

00:56:22.220 having a Chinese dog?

00:56:23.940 They don't know

00:56:24.500 how to wash the chicken either.

00:56:26.280 You gotta stay away.

00:56:29.180 Yo, by the way,

00:56:30.220 I've never told you guys this

00:56:31.140 but I had the exact

00:56:32.420 speech impediment

00:56:33.280 when I was a kid.

00:56:34.240 I did.

00:56:34.860 The exact same thing.

00:56:35.620 You probably had

00:56:36.120 the same haircut too.

00:56:37.860 Yeah, actually I did.

00:56:38.960 And the same views.

00:56:39.740 That's probably you.

00:56:41.600 And the same views.

00:56:43.100 He is me

00:56:43.960 if I was born 10 years later.

00:56:45.380 Wait. 1.00

00:56:45.920 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:56:46.900 He's tough to get a hold of 1.00

00:56:47.920 but you can ask him

00:56:48.680 questions at Hotmail.

00:56:50.300 Everyone watching

00:56:51.200 ask him something at Hotmail.

00:56:52.440 Yo, tell him to go on Tower Gang.

00:56:54.080 Yo, no, no, no, no.

00:56:55.080 Tell Andrew.

00:56:56.500 Yo, everyone watching

00:56:57.500 this right now

00:56:58.000 you need to email

00:56:58.680 theandrewshow 1.00

00:56:59.600 at hotmail.com

00:57:00.980 and say

00:57:01.400 we need you on Tower Gang.

00:57:03.300 What year was this posted?

00:57:05.960 This article.

00:57:07.200 Yeah, 2009.

00:57:08.480 Imagine the Jew 0.99

00:57:09.240 that had to sit down

00:57:09.920 and write this.

00:57:12.020 You seriously

00:57:12.500 write this article.

00:57:13.360 Yo, he's so angry.

00:57:15.020 They are so angry.

00:57:15.800 Scroll up.

00:57:16.180 Scroll up a little, Dickie.

00:57:17.560 See what we got up there.

00:57:18.740 I want to see the date.

00:57:19.940 Yeah, what year

00:57:20.460 was this written in?

00:57:21.040 I mean, are these ideas

00:57:21.960 that dangerous

00:57:22.660 that this adorable kid

00:57:23.700 can read them?

00:57:25.280 Updated on the 2021?

00:57:27.660 Whoa.

00:57:28.900 What are they?

00:57:30.360 Where's the update at? 0.99

00:57:32.000 Who the fuck 0.99

00:57:32.600 goes back 1.00

00:57:33.180 and updates 1.00

00:57:33.780 that shit 1.00

00:57:34.260 now in your life? 1.00

00:57:35.240 Hey, so what did

00:57:36.220 you want to talk about?

00:57:37.080 Well, I want to tell you

00:57:38.660 about Wagovi.

00:57:39.760 Wagovi?

00:57:40.480 Yeah, Wagovi. 0.96

00:57:41.700 What about it?

00:57:42.340 On second thought,

00:57:43.920 I might not be

00:57:44.500 the right person

00:57:44.900 to tell you.

00:57:45.560 Oh, you're not?

00:57:46.360 No, just ask your doctor

00:57:48.360 about Wagovi.

00:57:50.060 Yeah, ask for it by name.

00:57:51.700 Okay, so why did you

00:57:53.780 bring me to this circus?

00:57:55.040 Oh, I'm really into

00:57:56.360 lion tamers.

00:57:57.400 You know, with the chair

00:57:58.460 and everything.

00:57:59.600 Ask your doctor

00:58:00.320 for Wagovi by name.

00:58:01.720 Visit Wagovi.ca

00:58:02.700 for savings.

00:58:04.060 Exclusions may apply.

00:58:05.300 Years later,

00:58:06.120 what did Andrew do?

00:58:08.380 Go all the way to the bottom.

00:58:09.340 Andrew was killed 0.99

00:58:10.340 by a black man 0.99

00:58:11.140 while trying to teach them 0.79

00:58:11.960 not to race mix.

00:58:12.680 Wait, his sister

00:58:14.460 is Rachel Pendergraft?

00:58:15.980 Daniel Kibblesmith.

00:58:17.860 What do you think?

00:58:18.380 An Emmy-nominated writer.

00:58:20.580 Can you imagine

00:58:21.040 your life being this

00:58:22.160 that you report

00:58:22.740 on YouTube children?

00:58:23.880 By the way,

00:58:25.240 can we get an early

00:58:25.820 life check on Daniel

00:58:26.720 Kibblesmith?

00:58:27.840 Wait a minute.

00:58:28.200 Easy.

00:58:29.940 We don't need to.

00:58:31.040 He works for the

00:58:31.940 Colbert Report or whatever.

00:58:33.280 His sister there

00:58:33.940 who has that other

00:58:34.680 racist show or whatever,

00:58:36.580 I think their father

00:58:38.080 is like a known

00:58:39.060 KKK grand wizard.

00:58:41.340 No.

00:58:41.640 A new hero?

00:58:42.400 Yeah, I think he might be.

00:58:43.120 Are you kidding me?

00:58:44.380 No, I thought this guy

00:58:45.240 was doing it

00:58:45.680 out of the love of the game.

00:58:48.480 I thought this kid

00:58:49.840 was just woke from

00:58:50.940 Jump Street.

00:58:51.980 I thought he looked up

00:58:53.660 a few statistics

00:58:54.380 and was like,

00:58:55.020 hold on.

00:58:55.900 What's going on?

00:58:56.660 He's all 13%.

00:58:58.000 We got to do something.

00:59:00.120 Come here, Andrew.

00:59:01.740 I got to teach

00:59:02.640 all my classmates

00:59:03.460 what's going on here.

00:59:05.220 I need to know

00:59:06.060 what he updated.

00:59:06.840 Somebody email that guy

00:59:08.360 and ask him

00:59:08.920 what he updated

00:59:09.640 on that article

00:59:10.360 nine years later.

00:59:11.540 If you email that guy,

00:59:13.000 he is going to report

00:59:14.000 on our show

00:59:14.520 and I'm down.

00:59:15.480 Go for it.

00:59:15.980 Please do.

00:59:16.780 Email and ask him.

00:59:17.560 Listen, we're covering

00:59:18.180 the Andrew show story

00:59:19.920 and you updated it

00:59:21.340 for some reason.

00:59:22.540 By covering it,

00:59:23.260 we mean glorifying it

00:59:24.500 for the next two months straight.

00:59:27.460 By covering it, 0.99

00:59:28.380 I mean you're gay 0.97

00:59:29.300 and Andrew's based.

00:59:30.920 So tell us what...

00:59:32.060 We only have enough

00:59:33.140 for about three more weeks

00:59:34.300 if we spread it out.

00:59:35.240 Oh, bro.

00:59:36.020 Then we're going to...

00:59:37.100 No, I'm going to find

00:59:38.500 the missing episodes.

00:59:39.540 We have to.

00:59:40.220 I tried.

00:59:41.040 I will try harder.

00:59:42.200 You know what you...

00:59:42.660 Hey,

00:59:43.000 Cole,

00:59:43.340 you know how

00:59:43.700 on your mom's house

00:59:44.500 when they had that dude 0.68

00:59:45.800 that he's like,

00:59:48.180 what's up there,

00:59:48.760 chief? 1.00

00:59:49.060 You little fucking 1.00

00:59:49.560 little pedo. 1.00

00:59:50.140 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:59:51.520 Fed smoker.

00:59:52.480 Yeah, Fed smoker.

00:59:53.140 You know how he died, right?

00:59:53.760 They continually find

00:59:54.620 more stuff.

00:59:55.300 And they keep finding more.

00:59:56.120 This is our Fed smoker, dude.

00:59:58.200 Andrew's show

00:59:58.880 is our Fed smoker. 1.00

01:00:00.600 Little motherfucker 1.00

01:00:01.320 just reached 1.00

01:00:02.000 the federal fag 1.00

01:00:03.060 you little pedo 1.00

01:00:04.000 you little motherfucker. 1.00

01:00:05.720 Watch, 1.00

01:00:05.960 I bet you skanks 1.00

01:00:06.780 does this shit 1.00

01:00:07.360 next week. 1.00

01:00:08.140 Imagine.

01:00:09.080 Yo,

01:00:09.420 we beat them.

01:00:10.340 They did a bit

01:00:11.140 from...

01:00:11.680 That we did last week. 0.99

01:00:12.520 We fucking... 0.99

01:00:13.100 We finally beat them 1.00

01:00:13.780 to the punch.

01:00:14.040 I didn't see...

01:00:14.400 Honestly,

01:00:14.920 we...

01:00:15.540 What bit did they do?

01:00:16.320 Was it, though,

01:00:16.860 because they...

01:00:18.160 We filmed on a Monday.

01:00:19.660 We filmed on a Wednesday.

01:00:20.700 No, no, no.

01:00:21.240 Ours was from, like,

01:00:22.260 two weeks ago.

01:00:23.180 So we definitely beat them.

01:00:23.900 Which one was it?

01:00:24.660 It was the... 1.00

01:00:26.820 Fuck, 1.00

01:00:27.740 what was it? 1.00

01:00:28.460 I can't remember.

01:00:29.480 What was it, though?

01:00:29.960 They just recently

01:00:30.460 discovered the whole

01:00:32.020 the dog,

01:00:33.100 the pit bull thing

01:00:33.900 to, like, 0.86

01:00:34.340 black people thing. 0.95

01:00:35.740 They just figured that out. 0.96

01:00:36.800 Yeah, that was that one.

01:00:36.940 Yeah.

01:00:37.560 Like, we...

01:00:38.600 Like, I don't even think

01:00:39.180 we even thought

01:00:39.680 to bring it up on the show

01:00:40.520 because we were so past it.

01:00:41.620 Dude,

01:00:42.000 when they get to chicken washing, 0.95

01:00:44.780 we're going to destroy them.

01:00:46.760 We need to get on skanks 1.00

01:00:49.040 and introduce them

01:00:49.900 to chicken washing.

01:00:50.800 Oh, bro.

01:00:51.200 It would be the greatest

01:00:52.100 episode of all time. 1.00

01:00:53.060 Oh, fuck, yeah. 1.00

01:00:53.340 Chicken washers, 1.00

01:00:53.900 and Andrew's show?

01:00:54.820 Oh, my God.

01:00:56.180 Oh, man.

01:00:57.520 And as Top said,

01:00:59.040 I would be his choice

01:01:00.800 to go on skanks,

01:01:01.860 so I will introduce

01:01:02.940 them to chicken washing.

01:01:03.740 After this last week,

01:01:04.940 Toad,

01:01:05.100 I wouldn't be so confident.

01:01:06.360 Here's the move.

01:01:07.040 I'm even more confident.

01:01:08.540 You do real-ass podcast.

01:01:09.460 Yeah, Toad,

01:01:09.880 you might be off the show.

01:01:10.940 You do real-ass podcasts.

01:01:12.060 As a matter of fact,

01:01:12.640 hold on one second.

01:01:13.680 I don't even know

01:01:14.000 what we're talking about here.

01:01:17.140 He's going to get so mad.

01:01:18.620 He's going to get so mad.

01:01:21.660 Hey, stay calm.

01:01:22.540 You do real-ass podcasts.

01:01:23.460 You tell them about

01:01:24.200 the Andrew show there,

01:01:25.020 and then you do skanks 1.00

01:01:25.880 that same night,

01:01:26.880 and then you tell them

01:01:27.720 about chicken washing.

01:01:28.600 That's the move.

01:01:29.880 Hell yeah.

01:01:30.640 Did you really just

01:01:31.640 reorient the positioning?

01:01:33.280 No, I like it.

01:01:34.020 I was very happy with that.

01:01:36.160 Thank you.

01:01:36.520 Oh, Toad up there

01:01:37.320 in the front,

01:01:37.820 me at the bottom,

01:01:38.420 or whatever.

01:01:38.680 Or like the Brady Bunch

01:01:39.320 of racism.

01:01:39.940 You got it.

01:01:42.060 That's the name of the show.

01:01:46.260 Little Dicky wasn't

01:01:47.180 on the Friday stream, 0.99

01:01:48.420 and our shit was all mixed up. 0.99

01:01:49.920 It was weirdly situated, 0.99

01:01:52.580 and I didn't like it,

01:01:53.480 but I couldn't tell why.

01:01:54.960 And now I know

01:01:55.460 there's an order

01:01:56.060 to the way I see you guys.

01:01:57.780 Screwed up Rebellion

01:01:58.500 brings up a good point.

01:01:59.420 This is something

01:01:59.900 Clint will get.

01:02:00.540 We need a Robert Paul champagne,

01:02:02.340 and that would be great.

01:02:04.120 If you don't know

01:02:04.520 who Robert Paul champagne is, 1.00

01:02:05.560 he was a piss-on-me-beat-me gay man 1.00

01:02:09.900 that was putting out his address. 0.99

01:02:12.560 It was just like,

01:02:13.320 show up, 1.00

01:02:14.480 fuck me, 1.00

01:02:15.340 piss-on-me-beat-me, 1.00

01:02:16.600 give me my address. 0.98

01:02:17.800 Washington Street.

01:02:19.080 Yeah, he was like,

01:02:19.600 I need thug guys. 0.95

01:02:21.960 And the entire time 1.00

01:02:22.760 he's jerking off. 1.00

01:02:23.620 He's jerking off 1.00

01:02:24.280 the entire time too. 0.99

01:02:25.700 And at the end,

01:02:26.900 he finally comes,

01:02:27.800 and it's hilarious.

01:02:29.500 We do need

01:02:30.000 a Robert Paul champagne.

01:02:30.880 There's got to be other,

01:02:31.580 yo, we need Toad. 1.00

01:02:33.120 Toad, this is your job.

01:02:33.800 I need you to sign up 1.00

01:02:35.300 for the most depraved 1.00

01:02:37.760 gay dating site, 0.99

01:02:38.940 and I need you to go through 0.76

01:02:39.820 and find videos 0.90

01:02:40.680 of gay dudes 1.00

01:02:41.280 saying wild shit. 1.00

01:02:43.520 I think you probably 1.00

01:02:44.240 need to sign up 1.00

01:02:45.080 to find that shit. 1.00

01:02:46.440 Yeah, I need you to sign up. 1.00

01:02:47.560 I need you to go on dates.

01:02:48.800 I need you to figure

01:02:49.600 all this out.

01:02:50.560 What he's saying is

01:02:51.500 you're already signed up.

01:02:52.580 Just start using the app.

01:02:54.320 Just share the best videos

01:02:55.820 with us.

01:02:56.200 We know you're already watching them.

01:02:57.160 Stop looking at the cool,

01:02:59.060 hot guys

01:02:59.760 and go to the dredges 1.00

01:03:01.340 of these fucking sites. 1.00

01:03:03.120 I'm on Grindr already. 1.00

01:03:05.280 Do you think

01:03:06.660 you can get a hot boyfriend 0.99

01:03:07.660 if you were gay? 0.99

01:03:08.800 Oh, he could pull a hot boyfriend. 0.99

01:03:10.460 Do you know how many 1.00

01:03:11.680 gay men hit on me 0.97

01:03:12.740 in public situations? 1.00

01:03:14.720 Well, you go to karaoke

01:03:15.880 every week.

01:03:16.660 I understand why.

01:03:17.560 Some of them are pretty hot.

01:03:18.520 Yeah, and I did karaoke

01:03:19.560 at a gay bar numerous times. 0.92

01:03:21.260 Dude, he's a little bear cub, dude. 1.00

01:03:22.760 He'd fuck with you. 1.00

01:03:23.280 Hold on. 1.00

01:03:23.840 Hold on.

01:03:24.500 Is he an otter?

01:03:25.000 Is that what he is?

01:03:25.700 Wait, an otter?

01:03:26.720 I think you might be right.

01:03:27.480 We're making it about Toad again, guys.

01:03:29.560 I don't want to make it about Toad.

01:03:30.800 I think he's the most boring thing

01:03:31.800 about this show.

01:03:32.760 Let's talk about something else.

01:03:34.280 If he was a Toad

01:03:35.040 and an otter,

01:03:35.680 would he be a totter?

01:03:37.880 Are we just going to be

01:03:38.580 super petty

01:03:39.380 and just now

01:03:40.200 just never address anything

01:03:41.660 Toad ever brings out? 0.99

01:03:44.460 You don't want to fucking 1.00

01:03:45.400 talk about you. 0.99

01:03:46.440 You're going to have to address it.

01:03:47.140 It's like, guys, 0.90

01:03:47.620 I had sex this week. 0.98

01:03:48.500 It's like, all right, Toad, 0.99

01:03:49.220 whatever, all right,

01:03:49.920 move on.

01:03:51.020 Well, I'm slinging 1.00

01:03:51.980 all these fucking bangers, man. 0.99

01:03:53.460 You're going to have to address it. 1.00

01:03:55.340 So start.

01:03:55.980 We're waiting.

01:03:57.940 We've been waiting

01:03:58.640 two years.

01:04:02.000 Yo, are we going to

01:04:02.840 play the video

01:04:03.980 that I thought of?

01:04:04.920 We're going to have

01:04:05.000 this conversation again.

01:04:06.640 We're doing...

01:04:07.840 No, I really went...

01:04:10.000 I was sending clips

01:04:10.840 all this week, dude.

01:04:11.920 We already had our

01:04:12.840 KKK segment, though.

01:04:14.220 I know none of you do.

01:04:15.500 I send almost the same ones

01:04:17.640 also to Luke and Typo.

01:04:18.880 They love them.

01:04:19.580 They watch all of them.

01:04:20.700 They love it.

01:04:21.380 Mostly Luke, but not...

01:04:22.700 Maybe we should do

01:04:23.320 a podcast with them.

01:04:24.680 How about that?

01:04:25.440 I think I'm in

01:04:27.400 their podcast chat.

01:04:28.600 For them,

01:04:29.240 it's them two and me,

01:04:30.500 and they discuss their podcast,

01:04:31.920 and I'm just in there.

01:04:32.460 Yo, don't go in there.

01:04:33.560 You're giving them ideas.

01:04:34.560 You should only be in our chat. 1.00

01:04:37.000 They're fucking 1.00

01:04:37.600 leeching off a tower gang. 1.00

01:04:38.860 This is what happens.

01:04:40.160 Cole wants to be

01:04:40.820 friends with everybody,

01:04:41.500 so he's giving away 0.99

01:04:42.360 all the fucking 0.99

01:04:42.840 hottest material 1.00

01:04:43.660 to these motherfuckers. 1.00

01:04:45.080 Dude, I'm slinging 1.00

01:04:46.240 mad clips.

01:04:48.340 Dude, that's exactly

01:04:49.000 what I'm doing, man.

01:04:49.660 I want to be friends

01:04:50.320 with everybody,

01:04:50.820 so I'm slinging 1.00

01:04:51.440 the hot dick pics 1.00

01:04:52.620 all over the place. 0.99

01:04:53.440 You want to be friends

01:04:54.160 with everybody,

01:04:54.700 and it's not working out.

01:04:56.600 You have four friends

01:04:57.440 right here,

01:04:57.960 and you threaten

01:04:58.660 to walk away from us.

01:04:59.880 Yeah, and we're

01:05:00.980 your best friends,

01:05:02.120 because we take the truth.

01:05:04.420 We're the only friends

01:05:06.140 you got,

01:05:06.680 because we're the only ones

01:05:07.400 that are willing 0.95

01:05:07.740 to clown you infinitely. 0.89

01:05:10.280 Hold on, hold on. 0.98

01:05:11.180 Are you not even

01:05:12.600 going to use Tyler's one,

01:05:13.640 because that's really funny.

01:05:14.860 If you're not going

01:05:15.480 to use Tyler's one.

01:05:15.960 Don't do it. 1.00

01:05:16.680 Fuck Tyler. 1.00

01:05:17.300 And there's a reason 1.00

01:05:18.280 All right, let's watch 1.00

01:05:20.500 this shit. 1.00

01:05:21.620 No, fuck. 1.00

01:05:22.300 What are we doing? 1.00

01:05:22.860 Fuck Tyler. 1.00

01:05:23.380 We're pulling this shit. 1.00

01:05:24.800 And there's a reason 1.00

01:05:25.640 why I'm getting the fuck 0.95

01:05:26.900 out of my feet.

01:05:29.140 Everyone can either

01:05:31.020 believe it

01:05:31.820 or they cannot believe it. 0.98

01:05:33.540 I don't give two fucks, 0.98

01:05:35.320 but I am telling you 0.96

01:05:36.840 right now, 1.00

01:05:38.380 that motherfucker, 1.00

01:05:39.620 that motherfucker 1.00

01:05:40.700 back there 1.00

01:05:41.320 is not real. 1.00

01:05:43.620 Kick that nigger bitch 1.00

01:05:44.540 off the plane. 1.00

01:05:45.160 It's such a great,

01:05:55.960 by the way,

01:05:56.440 I sent this,

01:05:58.460 this idea,

01:06:00.240 both,

01:06:00.540 I sent it to top first.

01:06:01.800 I said top.

01:06:02.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:03.020 I was like,

01:06:03.460 you need to clip this

01:06:04.300 because it would be hilarious.

01:06:05.360 Like, this is perfect.

01:06:06.540 And then I sent it

01:06:07.100 to our other,

01:06:07.600 our group,

01:06:08.300 our tower game group chat

01:06:09.160 with all the homies. 0.99

01:06:10.600 And I was,

01:06:11.460 and Tyler was said

01:06:12.100 he was already making one

01:06:12.980 and he made one.

01:06:13.780 It was pretty good.

01:06:14.380 But I've seen,

01:06:15.700 and now I've seen it

01:06:16.260 a lot of times

01:06:16.900 and I was like, 1.00

01:06:17.460 I was the fuck. 1.00

01:06:19.000 Yeah, that's right. 1.00

01:06:20.420 Wasn't that Tyler's idea

01:06:21.480 in our chat though

01:06:22.420 during our episode

01:06:23.460 two weeks ago?

01:06:24.680 Am I tripping?

01:06:25.760 No, no,

01:06:26.420 but no,

01:06:26.780 I don't think so.

01:06:27.660 What?

01:06:28.440 I thought it was.

01:06:29.000 No, there's no way

01:06:29.320 because it came,

01:06:30.080 we, um.

01:06:31.360 Tyler doesn't have good ideas.

01:06:32.580 What are you talking about?

01:06:33.940 He said he was going to do it

01:06:34.960 with like Santa Claus

01:06:36.460 or something like that.

01:06:37.340 I can't remember.

01:06:38.060 That was our idea.

01:06:39.140 I think he said

01:06:39.640 he was going to do it

01:06:40.120 with Santa Claus.

01:06:41.280 What are you saying? 1.00

01:06:41.680 IP faggot? 1.00

01:06:42.440 Who cares? 1.00

01:06:42.840 Wait, can we address,

01:06:45.980 forget about Tyler, 1.00

01:06:46.720 that guy's a faggot. 1.00

01:06:47.480 I can't stand talking 1.00

01:06:48.260 about that guy.

01:06:49.760 Can we just address

01:06:50.900 this part,

01:06:51.780 like the actual part

01:06:52.720 of this thing

01:06:53.660 that concerns me?

01:06:55.060 Like nobody was like,

01:06:55.880 what did you see?

01:06:57.140 Right.

01:06:57.860 No, people are asking

01:06:59.880 what she saw 1.00

01:07:01.560 and she's on fucking 1.00

01:07:03.320 a bottle of wine 1.00

01:07:04.020 and benzos.

01:07:04.820 Mystery solved.

01:07:05.960 Her body language 0.91

01:07:07.200 and mannerisms

01:07:07.880 do not at all

01:07:09.000 show drugs to me.

01:07:10.320 I agree.

01:07:10.960 I would be able to know.

01:07:11.880 A lot of people

01:07:12.400 were saying

01:07:12.800 they were thinking

01:07:13.300 military.

01:07:14.400 You guys have never

01:07:14.940 been around

01:07:15.600 affluent white women. 1.00

01:07:16.660 They're all fucking 1.00

01:07:17.480 knocked out. 0.99

01:07:17.860 I'm around them

01:07:18.680 all the time.

01:07:19.680 So wait,

01:07:20.020 if she's military,

01:07:21.080 wait a minute,

01:07:21.740 go ahead.

01:07:22.520 If she's military,

01:07:23.360 what does that mean?

01:07:24.700 No,

01:07:24.920 I just saw some people

01:07:27.080 saying like the way

01:07:27.800 she holds herself

01:07:28.560 and the way

01:07:29.940 she has her opponent,

01:07:30.700 whatever.

01:07:31.160 They were like saying

01:07:31.660 like,

01:07:31.940 they were just saying

01:07:33.460 like,

01:07:33.920 and so like a military

01:07:35.200 person is like,

01:07:36.560 I don't know.

01:07:37.080 It's just something

01:07:37.460 I mean,

01:07:37.660 the way she's moving

01:07:38.360 her hands

01:07:38.880 is very much like

01:07:39.860 something that

01:07:40.400 And being aware

01:07:41.640 of her surroundings,

01:07:42.680 they were like,

01:07:43.000 she's very aware

01:07:43.560 of her surroundings

01:07:44.020 and she's like noticing 1.00

01:07:44.900 like this motherfucker 1.00

01:07:45.980 that's right beside her 1.00

01:07:47.540 is not acting

01:07:48.680 like a real person

01:07:49.420 and so she was like, 0.99

01:07:50.220 I'm fucking off, 0.99

01:07:50.960 I'm not. 0.99

01:07:51.660 Smash.

01:07:52.720 So wait up,

01:07:53.420 wait up,

01:07:53.820 before Toto interjects here.

01:07:55.720 Absolutely smash.

01:07:56.420 So that can go two ways.

01:07:58.120 If she's a military person,

01:07:59.080 that means that she could be

01:08:00.200 like put up to this

01:08:01.060 by the military

01:08:02.020 as like some kind of

01:08:03.080 psyop or disclosure.

01:08:04.920 So is this like

01:08:05.360 some weird double like thing?

01:08:07.240 Oh,

01:08:07.580 on the other side of it,

01:08:08.920 is she an air marshal?

01:08:10.180 Since she is in the military,

01:08:12.060 then like aliens

01:08:13.280 might be targeting her

01:08:14.700 depending on what

01:08:15.240 she's like into.

01:08:16.140 You give the military

01:08:16.660 way too much credit,

01:08:17.520 guys.

01:08:18.180 There was,

01:08:18.640 there was that,

01:08:19.280 like there was a TikTok

01:08:20.640 that came out,

01:08:21.440 but I think it was a joke.

01:08:22.980 A guy was saying

01:08:23.640 that the dude like

01:08:25.000 he blinked like

01:08:26.140 sideways.

01:08:27.460 Yeah,

01:08:27.700 he blinked sideways basically.

01:08:29.120 Ukraine's losing the war.

01:08:31.500 Quick, 1.00

01:08:31.880 get that hot bitch 1.00

01:08:32.620 to say some shit 1.00

01:08:33.300 about that fucking 1.00

01:08:34.140 not being real on a plane. 0.99

01:08:35.380 Apparently Carrot Top

01:08:36.260 was on this too.

01:08:37.320 Carrot Top was on the flight,

01:08:38.760 which people might not know. 1.00

01:08:40.420 This is like that shit. 1.00

01:08:41.860 This is like that shit where 1.00

01:08:43.060 I just want to let you know 1.00

01:08:43.840 I made it home.

01:08:45.780 What happened to Carrot Top?

01:08:46.820 I'm in my bed.

01:08:48.920 He's old.

01:08:50.160 This is Robert Paul Champagne.

01:08:51.960 Yeah,

01:08:52.440 for real.

01:08:53.640 He looks like Mitch Hedberg.

01:08:54.500 Yeah,

01:08:54.980 I give my hats off

01:08:56.420 to everyone

01:08:56.920 at American Airlines

01:08:58.060 today for how they

01:08:59.880 ain't hot guys 0.99

01:09:00.580 that like to fucking fuck good. 1.00

01:09:02.260 Just lost her mind 1.00

01:09:04.360 in front of the whole plane.

01:09:06.480 And five hour later,

01:09:09.000 we're here in Orlando.

01:09:11.520 Imagine him saying

01:09:12.360 that someone lost their mind.

01:09:15.620 Dude,

01:09:16.140 I think what she saw

01:09:17.140 was him.

01:09:17.400 He hasn't opened his eyes

01:09:18.660 the whole time.

01:09:19.640 Dude, 1.00

01:09:19.880 he's the motherfucker 1.00

01:09:20.760 she saw who was real. 1.00

01:09:22.340 Who goes to bed

01:09:23.740 with glasses on?

01:09:25.440 Yo,

01:09:25.720 he's MKUltra.

01:09:26.400 With women's glasses on. 1.00

01:09:28.400 Here's the theory. 1.00

01:09:29.280 Pause this shit. 1.00

01:09:30.420 He's MKUltra'd out. 1.00

01:09:32.180 He's the celebrity

01:09:32.940 that's got to run

01:09:33.820 the interference

01:09:34.840 for whatever happened

01:09:35.740 on that plane.

01:09:36.600 Yeah,

01:09:36.800 yeah. 1.00

01:09:37.120 Damn. 1.00

01:09:37.840 I also have seen 1.00

01:09:39.260 bet you he was.

01:09:40.520 I also have seen

01:09:41.240 that people are saying

01:09:42.260 that she's like gone now.

01:09:44.760 Like no one knows

01:09:45.380 they can't find her.

01:09:46.960 Like they're like,

01:09:47.440 who is this woman? 1.00

01:09:48.620 Trust me,

01:09:49.060 I've tried.

01:09:50.760 Yeah,

01:09:51.240 me too.

01:09:52.080 I mean,

01:09:52.540 on my comment

01:09:53.200 about the drugs,

01:09:54.120 now that,

01:09:54.820 his mannerisms

01:09:55.600 heavily indicate drugs.

01:09:57.640 Hers do not. 0.93

01:09:58.760 I'm not even kidding.

01:09:59.540 Like if you've done

01:10:00.120 enough drugs,

01:10:00.620 you can like kind of

01:10:01.760 read body language.

01:10:03.480 No,

01:10:03.500 no,

01:10:03.600 no,

01:10:03.760 no.

01:10:03.880 You're basing it

01:10:05.280 off of illicit

01:10:06.360 black market drugs. 1.00

01:10:08.020 She is fucking 1.00

01:10:08.960 on a bottle of wine 1.00

01:10:10.000 and some prescription shit 0.99

01:10:11.740 and she just, 0.99

01:10:12.540 her dosage got flipped

01:10:13.580 and she lost her mind,

01:10:14.540 dude.

01:10:14.940 Trust me,

01:10:15.520 I've messed around

01:10:16.100 with prescription drugs.

01:10:17.680 You can identify

01:10:18.280 those as well.

01:10:19.280 Not painkillers,

01:10:19.980 bro.

01:10:20.260 He looks like he's

01:10:20.840 on Xanny's.

01:10:21.340 Yeah,

01:10:21.500 dude,

01:10:22.040 painkiller,

01:10:22.520 people on painkillers

01:10:23.260 have very distinct

01:10:24.180 mannerisms.

01:10:24.900 You ever taken

01:10:25.680 too many anxiety 0.99

01:10:26.620 fucking deadeners? 1.00

01:10:28.100 Too many benzos 1.00

01:10:28.720 in a bottle of wine?

01:10:29.960 You could go crazy,

01:10:30.660 bro.

01:10:30.860 they have a distinct

01:10:31.380 mannerism and it

01:10:32.200 wasn't the way

01:10:32.740 she was behaving at all.

01:10:34.240 No.

01:10:34.720 I wouldn't hunt her. 1.00

01:10:35.840 That motherfucker 1.00

01:10:36.680 right there. 1.00

01:10:38.240 Now that,

01:10:39.100 that what you did

01:10:39.700 right there,

01:10:40.000 yes,

01:10:40.420 but there was a moment

01:10:41.440 where she broke

01:10:42.440 for a second.

01:10:42.920 she was like, 1.00

01:10:43.620 that motherfucker 1.00

01:10:44.620 is not real. 1.00

01:10:46.300 She was going for one.

01:10:47.240 She had a moment

01:10:47.860 where she got a little

01:10:48.540 bit upset

01:10:49.020 and I was like,

01:10:50.020 maybe,

01:10:51.120 but the rest of it,

01:10:52.040 no.

01:10:52.700 You're not considering

01:10:53.300 the fact that

01:10:53.940 she also might have 0.71

01:10:55.420 seen something

01:10:56.100 really crazy.

01:10:57.620 Yeah.

01:10:57.920 I 100% believe that.

01:10:59.160 Look,

01:10:59.440 here's the issue

01:11:01.120 I have with it.

01:11:01.940 If she's going

01:11:02.640 to be so courageous

01:11:03.640 as to literally

01:11:05.140 get off the flight, 0.91

01:11:06.680 announce to everyone

01:11:07.700 on the plane

01:11:08.420 that she's sitting

01:11:09.640 next to someone

01:11:10.160 who's not a human being,

01:11:11.120 but she doesn't

01:11:11.960 get off the plane

01:11:12.720 and go to a news channel

01:11:13.860 and say,

01:11:14.520 I want to explain 0.99

01:11:15.580 what the fuck happened 0.99

01:11:16.540 because we need to 0.99

01:11:17.820 purge the planet

01:11:18.800 of these people. 1.00

01:11:19.860 They fucking got her ass. 1.00

01:11:20.520 They disappeared her. 1.00

01:11:21.840 All right.

01:11:22.200 Well,

01:11:22.360 then that's also possible.

01:11:23.980 No,

01:11:24.240 here's my question

01:11:25.100 to y'all.

01:11:25.420 Or,

01:11:25.840 she realized

01:11:26.560 she lost her mind

01:11:27.480 for a second.

01:11:28.220 What would make y'all

01:11:29.040 do this on a plane?

01:11:30.460 What would y'all

01:11:30.960 have to see? 0.98

01:11:31.740 Anytime a black person 0.99

01:11:32.580 sits there. 1.00

01:11:35.040 Motherfuckers. 1.00

01:11:35.800 Yeah, 1.00

01:11:36.200 those motherfucking 1.00

01:11:38.400 non-existas. 1.00

01:11:40.580 Honest to God,

01:11:41.500 though,

01:11:41.680 if I walked onto a plane

01:11:43.980 and there was all,

01:11:45.020 just me and a bunch

01:11:45.800 of aboriginals, 1.00

01:11:46.520 I would fucking get off. 1.00

01:11:47.360 I'd be like, 1.00

01:11:47.620 there's no way

01:11:48.040 to stop it.

01:11:48.920 Yeah,

01:11:49.180 yeah,

01:11:49.480 yeah,

01:11:49.780 this is not my scene.

01:11:51.120 The pilot is an aboriginal 0.99

01:11:53.000 and you're just like, 1.00

01:11:54.000 fuck up. 1.00

01:11:54.440 Hey, 1.00

01:11:54.640 hey,

01:11:54.880 the pilot comes

01:11:55.900 on the intercom

01:11:56.860 and he goes, 1.00

01:11:58.000 That motherfucker 1.00

01:12:01.360 is not real. 1.00

01:12:02.960 Play our mailbag music.

01:12:05.680 That's what you hear 1.00

01:12:06.500 the fucking pilot say. 1.00

01:12:08.700 Please enjoy 1.00

01:12:09.380 the in-flight music.

01:12:13.700 I don't think

01:12:14.800 we're going to make it

01:12:15.320 to our destination,

01:12:16.220 folks. 1.00

01:12:16.520 This motherfucker 1.00

01:12:17.000 is not real. 1.00

01:12:19.200 You want to do

01:12:19.880 some Culture Corner?

01:12:20.680 Do we have a graphic

01:12:21.300 for that?

01:12:22.060 Imagine them reading.

01:12:22.620 Oh,

01:12:22.880 I don't think

01:12:23.820 this was not prepared

01:12:25.000 for today.

01:12:25.620 Wait,

01:12:25.940 imagine them reading 1.00

01:12:27.180 the safety shit, 1.00

01:12:30.760 right? 1.00

01:12:31.040 Like,

01:12:31.160 with the...

01:12:32.160 It's just like

01:12:35.180 this.

01:12:36.080 There's three doors

01:12:37.440 with the exits

01:12:39.440 and if you would

01:12:41.020 please put your seat

01:12:42.860 in the upright position.

01:12:44.700 Don't they usually

01:12:45.860 ask who they're like

01:12:47.020 in the event of like

01:12:48.060 they look at the people

01:12:49.140 that are beside

01:12:50.180 the emergency exits

01:12:51.680 and be like,

01:12:52.280 hey,

01:12:52.480 you have to be the one

01:12:53.680 to open this up.

01:12:55.480 In the event

01:13:00.380 of a downed plane

01:13:01.700 in the water,

01:13:02.420 we have provided you

01:13:03.640 with a bag

01:13:04.240 filled with gasoline.

01:13:07.180 Get unimaginably high.

01:13:09.460 I'm looking at 0.99

01:13:13.140 the black people 0.99

01:13:14.200 on the plane 0.68

01:13:14.620 and I'm like, 1.00

01:13:14.980 that motherfucker 1.00

01:13:15.520 better be paying 1.00

01:13:16.180 attention to what

01:13:16.960 they've got to use

01:13:17.680 as a flotation device

01:13:19.260 because they're fine.

01:13:20.460 They're using you,

01:13:21.220 homeboy.

01:13:21.720 You're going down.

01:13:24.620 I do like a lot of them

01:13:25.700 giving gasoline

01:13:26.360 just being like

01:13:27.180 the place go down

01:13:28.020 and they're just like,

01:13:28.740 that's what drops down.

01:13:30.960 Make sure you attach

01:13:33.080 your bag filled with gasoline

01:13:34.460 before you affix it

01:13:35.640 to your child.

01:13:36.240 They put it on there

01:13:37.100 and they're just like,

01:13:37.700 you put it on your kid.

01:13:41.360 When the bag drops,

01:13:44.700 you got to press 87, 89.

01:13:48.720 I'm on premium today.

01:13:51.960 They're like,

01:13:52.620 is this ethanol free?

01:13:54.420 I don't do no ethanol.

01:13:56.160 I'm going to go

01:13:56.760 straight from the tap gasoline.

01:13:59.100 The bag is just moving

01:14:01.780 to Australia

01:14:03.240 and open a hookah bar

01:14:04.640 and just hop gas.

01:14:07.040 Dude, on, on, on.

01:14:09.320 Yo, give me that 92, bro. 0.99

01:14:11.020 I'm fucking in Florida. 1.00

01:14:12.520 Dude, on fucking 1.00

01:14:14.000 Qantas Airlines, 1.00

01:14:15.600 they just have the oxygen mask

01:14:17.400 just hooked directly

01:14:18.200 up to the jet fuel.

01:14:18.980 Oh, dude,

01:14:19.380 I think I almost had

01:14:20.020 a heart attack

01:14:20.540 that was so funny.

01:14:22.240 But so funny.

01:14:23.380 I just love it.

01:14:25.740 I think you're on that flight

01:14:27.620 that happens

01:14:28.180 and you're just like, 1.00

01:14:29.000 what the fuck? 1.00

01:14:31.140 I'm mad because 1.00

01:14:31.780 you're high as a motherfucker. 1.00

01:14:32.760 Why does a little cabin 1.00

01:14:35.520 smell like jet fuel?

01:14:36.840 What's going on here?

01:14:38.980 We may not land, 0.99

01:14:40.180 but you're going to fucking 1.00

01:14:40.820 have the time of your life. 1.00

01:14:42.080 God damn it. 1.00

01:14:42.680 I love this Aboriginal bit. 1.00

01:14:44.360 You end up in an orgy 0.99

01:14:45.340 on an airplane 0.99

01:14:46.160 with a bunch of Aboriginal? 0.98

01:14:47.620 You think it's going to be 0.99

01:14:48.540 fucking fine, right? 0.96

01:14:49.480 I mean, 0.97

01:14:50.020 the good part about that

01:14:50.820 is you don't have to...

01:14:51.740 There ain't no race mixing 1.00

01:14:52.620 because they don't have a choice. 0.98

01:14:53.660 No one will fuck them up. 1.00

01:14:54.620 Little Dickie Berger 0.99

01:14:57.380 better not get me started on this.

01:14:58.900 It was flying from Malaysia,

01:15:00.700 Kuala Lumpur.

01:15:01.080 No,

01:15:01.380 the other thing would be

01:15:02.460 it wouldn't matter

01:15:03.600 if you do get into 0.99

01:15:04.980 an orgy with Aboriginals. 0.99

01:15:06.920 You don't have to worry 1.00

01:15:07.880 about being gay or not

01:15:08.720 because they all 1.00

01:15:09.460 look the fucking same. 1.00

01:15:10.900 They look the same. 1.00

01:15:11.600 You can't bring me

01:15:12.660 the gorilla.

01:15:13.740 It's not possible.

01:15:17.460 It's just a slippery hole.

01:15:18.960 That's it.

01:15:19.560 Trust me,

01:15:20.260 I've tried.

01:15:21.220 In the video that we watched

01:15:23.380 with the two Aboriginals,

01:15:24.780 which one's a woman? 1.00

01:15:26.900 Because it's a man

01:15:27.460 with one longer hair,

01:15:29.680 I guess.

01:15:30.300 Impossible to tell.

01:15:31.600 I don't know.

01:15:32.700 One had slightly more

01:15:34.320 feminine clothes,

01:15:35.340 I guess.

01:15:36.100 The only way I can tell

01:15:37.500 the gorillas apart

01:15:38.360 in Disney

01:15:38.920 is because of their closures.

01:15:40.120 They put the male gorillas

01:15:41.140 over there

01:15:41.540 and the females over here. 1.00

01:15:42.920 Besides that, 0.99

01:15:43.560 how the fuck 0.99

01:15:44.000 would you really know? 0.99

01:15:44.980 You can even spot

01:15:46.120 an Aboriginal

01:15:46.660 based off of their...

01:15:48.960 I bet they have 1.00

01:15:50.380 huge penises, though. 1.00

01:15:51.520 I bet they have big dicks. 1.00

01:15:52.740 They have small penises 1.00

01:15:53.620 because they're like gorillas. 0.99

01:15:54.980 Gorillas have the smallest 0.99

01:15:55.980 big balls and little dicks. 1.00

01:15:56.980 Huge balls, tiny dick. 1.00

01:15:58.480 If you see them fucking, 1.00

01:16:00.720 you can tell which is which 1.00

01:16:01.760 because the dude is 1.00

01:16:02.680 fucking the chick from behind. 1.00

01:16:05.300 100%. 1.00

01:16:05.700 We need to find 0.98

01:16:06.940 the average dick length 1.00

01:16:07.880 of an Aboriginal man. 1.00

01:16:09.420 Google it right now.

01:16:10.600 I bet you it's smaller

01:16:11.480 than a Chinese person.

01:16:12.620 I bet you it's not.

01:16:13.940 I bet you it's actually huge.

01:16:15.800 They're not evolved.

01:16:16.860 I think the better question.

01:16:18.620 I don't know why...

01:16:19.140 The more evolved you are, 1.00

01:16:20.520 the smaller your dick is. 1.00

01:16:22.940 Why are you comparing 1.00

01:16:23.980 an Aboriginal

01:16:24.620 to another human being race?

01:16:26.440 You should be comparing

01:16:27.240 them to a gorilla.

01:16:28.340 That's what I'm saying.

01:16:29.580 They're not evolved

01:16:30.560 far enough.

01:16:32.220 I'm going to disagree

01:16:33.280 with Tom here.

01:16:33.880 I think the more evolved

01:16:34.820 you are, 1.00

01:16:35.180 the smaller your penis will be. 1.00

01:16:36.340 Look at the less evolved races 1.00

01:16:38.300 and then look at their...

01:16:39.920 This is actually a good point.

01:16:41.460 I don't know what I'm saying.

01:16:42.000 Yeah,

01:16:42.280 I was about to say,

01:16:43.260 I was like,

01:16:43.560 you mother...

01:16:44.580 The Asians, 0.98

01:16:46.200 they're like the most evolved. 0.99

01:16:47.000 Dick might be 0.96

01:16:47.660 hitting their ankle 0.99

01:16:48.640 if that's the case

01:16:49.360 based off of IQ.

01:16:50.020 Because think about it.

01:16:53.120 Think about it.

01:16:53.940 Think about it.

01:16:55.080 If you're evolving

01:16:56.400 and getting better

01:16:57.280 and the whole point

01:16:58.220 of the human race

01:16:58.600 is to breed,

01:16:59.760 you want to have 1.00

01:17:00.400 a smaller penis 1.00

01:17:01.200 so the sperm 0.99

01:17:01.980 has less ways to travel.

01:17:04.740 That's why the Asians 1.00

01:17:06.060 have so many 1.00

01:17:06.820 fucking billions of them. 0.99

01:17:08.420 This is a weird... 1.00

01:17:09.160 That makes no fucking sense. 1.00

01:17:10.720 You would want a bigger dick 1.00

01:17:11.580 to be closer 1.00

01:17:12.260 to good questions.

01:17:15.160 No, no, no, no, no.

01:17:16.540 Closer to the edge.

01:17:17.020 Once you're in,

01:17:17.740 you're in, buddy.

01:17:18.600 You don't need to...

01:17:20.000 I mean,

01:17:20.820 we're filling around

01:17:21.400 the edges here.

01:17:22.300 You're blowing a load up in there

01:17:23.420 and you're probably

01:17:24.080 going to get knocked up

01:17:24.620 either way,

01:17:25.200 but if you're trying

01:17:25.780 to procreate it,

01:17:26.540 it's going to be

01:17:26.940 advantageous 1.00

01:17:27.440 of a larger dick. 1.00

01:17:28.000 You've got to think 1.00

01:17:28.360 about the fucking losses 1.00

01:17:30.360 and going from 1.00

01:17:31.480 a two-inch dick 1.00

01:17:32.780 to a six-inch dick? 1.00

01:17:34.200 I think you're 1.00

01:17:34.580 watching this not too much.

01:17:35.260 Is that why Africans 1.00

01:17:36.900 are reproducing so rapidly

01:17:38.040 because they come

01:17:39.060 directly into the ovary?

01:17:40.940 Yeah.

01:17:41.320 He's trying to say

01:17:41.880 Chinese people 1.00

01:17:43.640 reproduce like crazy. 1.00

01:17:45.260 Look at China. 1.00

01:17:45.880 They just douse that motherfucker. 1.00

01:17:46.960 Forever. 1.00

01:17:47.600 They've been reproducing

01:17:48.400 like crazy

01:17:49.060 for all time.

01:17:50.660 They've always had

01:17:51.500 the biggest population. 1.00

01:17:52.720 It's because their dicks 1.00

01:17:53.440 are so close to the ovaries. 1.00

01:17:54.780 No, no. 0.54

01:17:55.460 Chinese, Chinese. 1.00

01:17:56.160 No, because their dicks 1.00

01:17:56.640 are so small, 1.00

01:17:57.360 it takes a lot less

01:17:58.300 travel time for the sperm. 0.96

01:17:59.800 I'll be squirting. 0.99

01:18:00.460 They'd be squirting. 0.78

01:18:00.920 It makes no sense.

01:18:02.000 Wait, no, that's the opposite.

01:18:03.800 What are you talking about?

01:18:04.460 What are you talking about?

01:18:04.760 That's what I was trying to say. 1.00

01:18:06.040 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:18:07.360 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:18:08.700 Travel time.

01:18:09.640 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1.00

01:18:10.880 Wait, do you come out of your balls? 1.00

01:18:12.220 What's wrong with you? 1.00

01:18:12.940 No, no, no, no.

01:18:13.540 Here's the thing.

01:18:14.220 If I have a gun 0.99

01:18:15.260 and I'm shooting a bullet, 0.99

01:18:18.800 if I have a super long barrel 0.98

01:18:21.160 and I have one with a short barrel,

01:18:23.360 which one gets the bullet out faster?

01:18:25.420 Your target is not 1.00

01:18:26.620 the tip of your dick. 1.00

01:18:27.480 Your target is the ovary. 1.00

01:18:28.700 You're a fucking retard. 1.00

01:18:29.520 Yeah, but if you get in the hole, 1.00

01:18:31.000 it's getting there.

01:18:31.560 You have more range is a longer gun.

01:18:32.400 This is a well-known thing.

01:18:34.080 The whole point is

01:18:34.700 you get into the hole,

01:18:35.660 it's getting there.

01:18:36.940 No. 1.00

01:18:37.800 It might be fucking retard. 1.00

01:18:39.460 No. 1.00

01:18:40.040 What are you talking about?

01:18:41.420 If you're in the hole,

01:18:42.480 it's not like they're getting in there

01:18:44.360 like, where do we go?

01:18:45.540 It's a one-way street, man.

01:18:46.860 The further they have to go,

01:18:47.820 the more they die. 1.00

01:18:48.900 It's acidic as a motherfucker. 1.00

01:18:50.220 They don't survive. 1.00

01:18:51.080 Cole, you also have to think

01:18:52.080 of how much velocity

01:18:54.020 it's picking up

01:18:54.760 when it's going.

01:18:55.240 Why are the Chinese 1.00

01:18:56.200 producing so much?

01:18:57.300 And you have to think

01:18:57.940 because they don't use

01:18:59.000 birth control.

01:19:00.440 Yeah.

01:19:01.660 Mystery solved. 1.00

01:19:02.640 What about the fucking Africans, man? 1.00

01:19:04.240 You think they use birth control? 1.00

01:19:06.060 No, they don't.

01:19:06.660 That's why they're producing

01:19:07.440 so rapidly.

01:19:08.260 No, but the Chinese 1.00

01:19:09.340 have always produced...

01:19:10.100 That's the tie that binds here. 1.00

01:19:10.460 You retard. 1.00

01:19:12.040 Yeah, see, 1.00

01:19:12.680 this is what I'm saying.

01:19:13.740 Longer barrels

01:19:14.460 have the higher velocity.

01:19:15.700 I understand that,

01:19:16.740 but it takes longer

01:19:17.540 for the bullet

01:19:18.040 to still get out of the barrel.

01:19:19.420 Yes, because the barrel's longer,

01:19:20.940 but the time it takes

01:19:21.980 for it to get out 0.99

01:19:22.680 makes no fucking difference. 0.97

01:19:23.520 I'm saying... 1.00

01:19:24.020 This is the dumbest hill, baby. 1.00

01:19:25.920 They're going... 1.00

01:19:26.960 They're just like...

01:19:27.540 They're shooting loads

01:19:28.500 immediately almost.

01:19:29.720 This is what it's going to do

01:19:30.500 with Clint. 1.00

01:19:30.980 This is the dumbest hill 1.00

01:19:32.160 anyone has ever chosen 1.00

01:19:34.340 to die on,

01:19:34.960 and I'm absolutely loving it.

01:19:36.240 Listen,

01:19:36.680 if you have a shorter gun,

01:19:38.460 like, yes,

01:19:39.040 technically it comes

01:19:39.760 out of the gun sooner,

01:19:41.240 but that doesn't make

01:19:41.960 a difference.

01:19:42.900 Yes, it does.

01:19:44.640 Whenever you're trying

01:19:45.200 to reproduce

01:19:45.680 as fast as possible,

01:19:47.140 you're just trying

01:19:47.560 to get loads into women.

01:19:48.540 It doesn't matter

01:19:49.340 how following it takes.

01:19:50.360 What's in there?

01:19:51.060 It's nine months, baby.

01:19:52.400 It's nine months regardless.

01:19:53.720 That time is...

01:19:54.800 It's the time...

01:19:55.800 The only time

01:19:57.380 that it's going to change

01:19:58.340 is the time

01:19:58.800 it takes for you to come,

01:20:00.040 and they're just...

01:20:00.920 I mean,

01:20:01.220 they're in and out, baby,

01:20:02.280 and it's just, bam. 1.00

01:20:03.420 Just those small penises. 1.00

01:20:04.760 No. 1.00

01:20:05.200 Dude, I'm...

01:20:05.520 And it's also...

01:20:06.380 It's shrinking the amount...

01:20:07.460 Okay, if you're having 1.00

01:20:08.200 a long penis, 1.00

01:20:09.500 that means that you probably 1.00

01:20:10.380 have the same amount 0.99

01:20:10.920 of nerves in every penis, 0.98

01:20:12.580 so it's taking that 1.00

01:20:13.360 long penis, 0.99

01:20:14.140 spreading out all the nerves, 0.99

01:20:15.340 rather than a short penis, 0.98

01:20:16.360 all the nerves, 1.00

01:20:17.020 very, like, fucking... 1.00

01:20:18.540 It's in a small square. 1.00

01:20:19.840 Okay, Cole, Cole,

01:20:20.220 you had a kid.

01:20:20.920 We get it.

01:20:21.580 It's fine.

01:20:22.320 Dude, I'm trying to tell you. 1.00

01:20:24.780 Dude, dude, a fucking... 1.00

01:20:25.820 And I came like that, baby, 1.00

01:20:27.220 and it was out in seconds.

01:20:29.160 Still can't get off 0.99

01:20:30.020 from a blowjob, though, but... 1.00

01:20:31.420 An Asian... 1.00

01:20:32.200 An Asian's penis 1.00

01:20:33.060 is like a fucking derringer, dude. 1.00

01:20:34.840 Wait, Cole, 1.00

01:20:35.000 didn't you say... 1.00

01:20:35.680 And a black's dick 1.00

01:20:36.600 is like a fucking rifle. 1.00

01:20:38.040 Didn't you say that 1.00

01:20:38.860 you and Elizabeth, like,

01:20:40.280 measured this week

01:20:41.280 or something like that?

01:20:41.960 We were going to...

01:20:43.120 Thank you, Joseph.

01:20:44.440 But no, so I did...

01:20:45.540 Correct.

01:20:46.520 I measured...

01:20:47.080 Go ahead and pull it up.

01:20:47.840 I'll read it.

01:20:48.740 Josie is correct.

01:20:50.860 Josie says,

01:20:51.400 if he's touching the cervix,

01:20:52.420 the sperm has less of a distance

01:20:53.760 to swim in a hostile environment 0.95

01:20:55.020 trying to kill them, 1.00

01:20:55.760 the vagina. 1.00

01:20:56.460 Correct. 1.00

01:20:56.700 Cole, you are...

01:20:57.900 And I'll point to this.

01:20:59.920 How many times...

01:21:00.600 When you come, 0.91

01:21:01.760 how many billions of sperm

01:21:03.800 are there?

01:21:04.300 Probably like six.

01:21:05.320 You can't kill six billion, man.

01:21:06.880 Sounds way too high.

01:21:07.760 Yeah.

01:21:08.080 That sounds...

01:21:08.400 That sounds...

01:21:08.580 That honestly sounds too high.

01:21:12.620 Oh, my God.

01:21:15.200 Oh, Cole, this is great.

01:21:16.600 I love it.

01:21:17.260 It's a spermicide, man.

01:21:19.360 Yeah, they don't...

01:21:19.720 They're not killing all six billion, baby.

01:21:21.480 The reason the Chinese reproduce so rapidly 1.00

01:21:23.320 is because for the longest time,

01:21:25.000 I think they were probably forbidden

01:21:26.320 from using birth control

01:21:27.240 and then they had the one-child policy

01:21:28.640 because they were like,

01:21:29.260 that was a mistake.

01:21:31.000 Okay.

01:21:31.580 Birth control...

01:21:32.360 It's not like it was around 0.99

01:21:33.300 like before the fucking 60s. 0.99

01:21:35.760 I mean, they were... 0.99

01:21:36.820 They had the highest population

01:21:38.580 in like the 1200s.

01:21:40.660 Yeah, but they were like

01:21:41.600 also an ancient civilization

01:21:43.120 that was really successful

01:21:44.100 for a very long time.

01:21:45.000 Yeah, because they had

01:21:46.420 a huge population

01:21:47.160 because they were just

01:21:47.800 small dicking it.

01:21:48.920 But the population...

01:21:50.460 You're so stuck 1.00

01:21:51.780 in the stupid hypothesis. 1.00

01:21:53.200 Because they were 1.00

01:21:53.900 small dicking it.

01:21:56.780 I love it, dude.

01:21:58.220 That's the rise of China. 0.71

01:21:59.600 The story of the rise of China

01:22:01.180 by Cole.

01:22:01.780 Wait, Cole, why didn't you...

01:22:02.340 Small dicking it? 0.83

01:22:02.820 Small dicking it.

01:22:03.960 Why didn't you measure?

01:22:05.100 What happened? 1.00

01:22:05.320 But your penis is so large. 1.00

01:22:06.600 I measured soft. 1.00

01:22:07.220 I measured soft.

01:22:08.280 Why would you measure soft?

01:22:09.280 Because it's not impressive hard, right?

01:22:10.600 That's why.

01:22:10.980 He said four.

01:22:11.500 He said four soft.

01:22:12.280 You fluffed it.

01:22:13.000 You fluffed it

01:22:13.760 and then you measured it.

01:22:14.540 You didn't like that.

01:22:15.720 There's no way

01:22:16.260 you were doing it

01:22:16.660 while I was turtling.

01:22:17.560 There's no way.

01:22:18.980 You fluffed it, dude.

01:22:20.480 You so fluffed it.

01:22:21.440 You pulled it

01:22:21.820 in the little elites.

01:22:23.120 Did you measure

01:22:23.620 from the top or the bottom?

01:22:25.180 He said he measured

01:22:25.800 from the taint.

01:22:26.380 I didn't measure it. 0.99

01:22:27.280 From the butthole. 0.95

01:22:28.380 From the taint? 0.99

01:22:29.280 There it is.

01:22:30.200 No, I was joking about that. 0.99

01:22:31.740 He goes around the balls, 1.00

01:22:33.000 counts the ass. 1.00

01:22:33.560 No, that's what I tweeted out. 1.00

01:22:35.860 I said pro tip.

01:22:37.620 You always measure

01:22:38.480 from the taint

01:22:39.180 and also do it in the summer

01:22:40.280 when the balls are long

01:22:41.380 and so you get 0.97

01:22:42.060 a little bit more length out of it.

01:22:43.260 Right, and so you don't

01:22:45.940 lose your place.

01:22:46.700 You put a dot there

01:22:47.540 so you dot the geef

01:22:48.740 and then you measure it

01:22:51.420 from there.

01:22:52.260 If you're using a ruler

01:22:53.880 and you're losing your place 1.00

01:22:54.980 on your dick size, 1.00

01:22:55.940 you have to just... 1.00

01:22:58.940 I think you're good.

01:23:00.780 I need to get my third,

01:23:02.760 the fourth ruler

01:23:03.380 because I've got to keep...

01:23:04.900 Once you're past 12 inches,

01:23:06.600 it doesn't really matter.

01:23:07.980 You're destroying a woman. 1.00

01:23:09.120 By the way, dead ass cold 1.00

01:23:09.680 or it has been something 0.98

01:23:10.640 moving in your window

01:23:11.520 for a while now.

01:23:12.640 I think there are

01:23:14.200 trees outside

01:23:16.100 and it's a shadow.

01:23:17.360 Yeah, there's dogmen

01:23:18.100 in Alabama.

01:23:19.200 For sure, dogmen in Alabama.

01:23:20.840 Like I said,

01:23:21.360 I do shut that.

01:23:22.400 I get freaked out

01:23:23.280 because I can't see it

01:23:24.160 and it's right there.

01:23:25.500 I'm just waiting 1.00

01:23:26.140 for a fucking face 1.00

01:23:27.340 to pop up. 1.00

01:23:29.040 All right, guys.

01:23:29.440 I've got to roll.

01:23:30.400 Go check out No Way Jose.

01:23:31.600 I love you guys.

01:23:32.180 I told you I had to leave

01:23:32.800 at 1030.

01:23:33.500 It's all good.

01:23:34.440 Love you, buddy.

01:23:35.380 Bye.

01:23:35.580 All right, see you later.

01:23:37.260 Leave. 0.99

01:23:37.820 One, spend time with family 1.00

01:23:39.180 or some bullshit. 0.99

01:23:40.780 How do I get bit 4, 1.00

01:23:41.720 you cunt? 1.00

01:23:45.700 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:23:47.100 God damn it, dude. 1.00

01:23:49.620 Aboriginals crashing on a plane 1.00

01:23:50.880 is one of my favorite bits

01:23:52.820 we've ever done. 0.94

01:23:53.420 That is so fucking funny. 0.88

01:23:54.000 Yeah, that was so good, dude. 0.99

01:23:55.600 The pilot doesn't even care.

01:24:00.320 He's like,

01:24:00.700 No, no.

01:24:01.300 He does it on purpose.

01:24:02.820 He gets a high.

01:24:03.940 Imagine he just does

01:24:04.780 like nosedives

01:24:05.580 just so the things pop down.

01:24:07.280 So he goes,

01:24:08.780 Don't worry, ladies and gentlemen.

01:24:11.600 We're still all good.

01:24:12.380 Make sure you put your seat

01:24:22.740 of we are baby landing

01:24:24.520 in the water.

01:24:26.900 Yeah, and the stewardesses 0.99

01:24:29.140 or whatever

01:24:29.580 who give you the

01:24:30.260 before flight instructions,

01:24:32.320 they're just banging

01:24:32.940 those sticks together.

01:24:36.400 That's what I said.

01:24:37.540 No, I just, hold on.

01:24:38.620 You did stop saying that one. 0.98

01:24:41.220 God damn it, I missed that one. 0.99

01:24:42.680 How did you miss it? 0.99

01:24:43.580 You were right there,

01:24:44.260 sitting in the same spot 1.00

01:24:44.980 with the fucking 1.00

01:24:45.440 same stupid hat on. 1.00

01:24:46.700 You don't remember that? 1.00

01:24:47.540 No.

01:24:47.920 There are three emergency exits,

01:24:49.840 but most importantly,

01:24:51.220 gasolina.

01:24:53.000 Hold on, I'm going to give myself-

01:24:54.200 Toad with a banger.

01:24:55.020 I gave, that was for myself.

01:24:58.500 Toad stole a banger,

01:24:59.680 so you get the tagline.

01:25:00.880 Toad stole a banger.

01:25:02.100 Toad stole a banger.

01:25:04.520 There we go.

01:25:05.340 A stolen banger is a banger.

01:25:07.060 I get it.

01:25:10.300 I get it.

01:25:10.600 He had to spell it out again.

01:25:12.120 I like that, though.

01:25:12.840 It still should be hard ER, though,

01:25:14.500 if they're stealing it, though, right?

01:25:15.820 Yeah, sure.

01:25:16.500 Little Dicky,

01:25:17.080 can you pull up

01:25:17.640 any other random racist video?

01:25:20.200 Oh, Cole, did you have one?

01:25:21.540 Yo, I dropped a grip

01:25:22.360 in the chat.

01:25:23.160 If he wants to go to my Instagram,

01:25:24.160 because I have all of them on there, man.

01:25:26.800 I saw this,

01:25:27.700 but I didn't watch it.

01:25:28.240 This is fake.

01:25:29.340 Yo, this is fake.

01:25:30.080 I don't even think this is real.

01:25:31.700 Don't want to school.

01:25:32.380 I don't got to wake up

01:25:32.940 at five anymore. 0.99

01:25:34.120 What the fuck is happening? 1.00

01:25:41.300 He has terrible hair. 1.00

01:25:42.720 Excuse me, young man.

01:25:43.880 I'm trying to wash my hands

01:25:45.040 at one of these sinks.

01:25:45.780 I'm doing a video, sir.

01:25:46.860 I'm doing a video.

01:25:47.620 He's lying around. 0.99

01:25:48.120 I don't even goddamn 0.99

01:25:48.800 what you're doing. 0.99

01:25:49.500 You can't have a volcano.

01:25:50.480 I ain't doing nothing.

01:25:51.300 I'm doing a video. 1.00

01:25:51.760 You better move your ass 1.00

01:25:52.660 not to wait. 1.00

01:25:53.220 What's wrong with this? 1.00

01:25:53.820 I slap the shit out of your young ass. 1.00

01:25:55.920 I do love Ocarimus type of... 1.00

01:25:59.360 This ain't what you want, young man.

01:26:00.940 This ain't what you... 0.96

01:26:02.060 You better back the fuck up 1.00

01:26:08.160 out of my face, goddammit. 1.00

01:26:09.420 Yeah, that motherfucker 1.00

01:26:10.520 is not real. 1.00

01:26:12.080 Yeah, that motherfucker 1.00

01:26:13.080 is actually real. 1.00

01:26:14.240 Now, the one that is real,

01:26:16.960 did you see the...

01:26:17.780 Israel.

01:26:20.280 Israel? 1.00

01:26:21.120 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:26:21.660 Did you see the video 1.00

01:26:23.740 of the...

01:26:25.060 Yeah, no, I...

01:26:27.060 Anything that is real, boo.

01:26:34.880 No, not that...

01:26:36.220 Not Israel Adesanya.

01:26:38.220 Israel Adesanya? 1.00

01:26:40.960 Dude, that motherfucker 1.00

01:26:42.840 is not Israel. 1.00

01:26:45.240 That motherfucker 1.00

01:26:46.160 is not Israel Adesanya. 1.00

01:26:48.060 That's a t-shirt. 0.99

01:26:49.480 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:26:50.300 That motherfucker 1.00

01:26:51.620 is not Israel. 1.00

01:26:55.260 What was I going to say?

01:26:56.640 No, the one that's a guy...

01:26:57.760 It was the boxing 0.99

01:26:58.340 between like a fucking old dude 0.99

01:27:00.280 and then some guy 1.00

01:27:01.120 that was like...

01:27:02.420 I don't know.

01:27:02.780 He looks like 21.

01:27:03.820 Have you seen that?

01:27:04.520 And the old dude 1.00

01:27:05.760 knocks his ass out. 0.99

01:27:06.780 Have you seen that? 1.00

01:27:07.900 I don't know.

01:27:08.360 I think I said it

01:27:10.820 in the Instagram chat.

01:27:12.140 It was a...

01:27:12.740 Run it or minimize it.

01:27:14.820 Run it or minimize it.

01:27:15.540 Either way.

01:27:15.820 It's...

01:27:17.560 It's...

01:27:18.140 It's...

01:27:18.640 You're fine.

01:27:19.940 Relax, relax, relax.

01:27:21.220 This is my African brother

01:27:22.340 right here. 1.00

01:27:22.880 Let's go, nigga. 1.00

01:27:23.740 What's up, bitch? 1.00

01:27:24.920 Let's go, nigga. 1.00

01:27:26.040 Yeah, nigga. 1.00

01:27:27.060 What's up, nigga? 1.00

01:27:27.980 Get this shit up. 1.00

01:27:28.860 What the fuck you gonna do, nigga? 1.00

01:27:30.000 Yeah, my African brother. 1.00

01:27:31.320 Yeah, my African brother.

01:27:33.540 Yeah, it would have been so cool.

01:27:34.620 It would have brought the house down. 0.98

01:27:38.740 He called him son.

01:27:42.940 Ooh, got him.

01:27:49.380 36 and me?

01:27:52.800 26 and me DNA test.

01:27:55.640 Add those together. 1.00

01:27:56.620 That's your IT, motherfucker. 1.00

01:28:01.220 Dude, you guys like that he... 1.00

01:28:02.540 Sound it out.

01:28:02.980 He got the 26?

01:28:05.540 26 and me is the service

01:28:07.320 that the Downs people use

01:28:08.860 for their DNA test.

01:28:11.500 Extra chromosomes.

01:28:12.500 I like it.

01:28:12.880 I can't believe I'm Aboriginal.

01:28:16.860 Yo, who's smarter?

01:28:18.060 Aboriginals or Downs people? 0.99

01:28:19.060 No, what if that is...

01:28:20.480 What the race-mixing that happened 0.70

01:28:22.580 was the Aboriginals just like... 1.00

01:28:24.080 Every time they fuck a white 1.00

01:28:25.280 or any type of... 1.00

01:28:26.040 That's how Downs people were invented. 0.78

01:28:28.780 Is that what that means?

01:28:29.720 Ab-original?

01:28:30.720 Like, does original mean like normal

01:28:32.240 and Ab mean abnormal? 0.99

01:28:34.700 The original abnormal?

01:28:37.500 The OG abnormal.

01:28:40.140 The OG abnormal. 1.00

01:28:42.140 Oh, fuck. 0.99

01:28:42.900 I love that original so much. 0.99

01:28:44.600 Dude, for quick context here,

01:28:46.980 by the way,

01:28:47.300 Duplessis is now going to fight

01:28:48.980 Adesanya.

01:28:49.800 Duplessis is...

01:28:50.580 You don't watch fights?

01:28:52.120 You don't know how to pronounce

01:28:52.700 the fighters' names?

01:28:53.360 Oh, don't get them started. 0.99

01:28:54.700 I don't give a shit. 0.99

01:28:55.460 He's from South Africa. 1.00

01:28:56.740 It's Duplessis, dog.

01:28:57.880 Duplessis.

01:28:58.480 Whatever.

01:28:58.840 I don't pronounce it

01:28:59.960 in that homosexual way. 0.92

01:29:01.480 Because you don't even watch the show. 0.94

01:29:02.720 He's from South Africa.

01:29:04.880 To the people listening real quick.

01:29:06.180 Claims that he's more African

01:29:07.060 than Adesanya, who is...

01:29:08.840 He is more African.

01:29:10.240 No. 1.00

01:29:11.200 Israel lives in motherfucking New Zealand. 1.00

01:29:13.740 Yes. 1.00

01:29:14.340 He's Nigerian.

01:29:15.120 And Israel is represented by China 0.96

01:29:16.980 for a bunch of like

01:29:17.720 most of his kickboxing career.

01:29:19.120 He would like walk out

01:29:19.880 with the Chinese flag.

01:29:21.120 This guy lives in South Africa.

01:29:22.820 But this is... 1.00

01:29:23.840 Adesanya is a real nigga. 1.00

01:29:25.620 Shut up, Toad. 1.00

01:29:27.180 So stupid. 1.00

01:29:27.860 We got into a fight again. 1.00

01:29:29.140 And this is coming on the heels.

01:29:30.520 It's coming on the heels

01:29:31.500 of this whole thing

01:29:32.360 where he was about to quit.

01:29:34.300 And I was pretty angry with Toad.

01:29:35.740 And I yelled at him in the chat.

01:29:37.700 So the next thing he does, naturally,

01:29:39.660 is he talks about the UFC.

01:29:41.440 And he's saying,

01:29:42.440 oh, Adesanya is going to do this or that. 1.00

01:29:44.800 And I was like...

01:29:45.520 Yeah, he's going to win.

01:29:46.500 So you admit that you don't even watch it.

01:29:48.400 But then he tells me that

01:29:49.820 he knows the sport better than I do

01:29:51.820 because he's never done it.

01:29:52.500 No, I said I can predict it better

01:29:54.080 because I understand how the markets work.

01:29:56.480 I'll bet you a thousand bucks.

01:29:58.480 Bet you a thousand bucks.

01:30:00.000 You and I, sports, but on UFC.

01:30:03.380 Whoever gets the best winning percentage

01:30:04.980 on a single card to win or take all.

01:30:09.160 Single card is going to be...

01:30:10.460 Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of variance there.

01:30:12.580 Oh, that's a good point.

01:30:13.200 Don't enable him.

01:30:14.220 Like, he's not going to do it anyways.

01:30:15.660 Well, single card,

01:30:16.360 there's a lot of variance there.

01:30:17.320 I could lose, but I would do it.

01:30:18.900 Yeah, I know you would lose

01:30:19.820 because I actually...

01:30:20.320 By the way, I did send Dickie

01:30:22.040 a video that we could play.

01:30:23.720 I thought this was a really good one

01:30:25.460 that I sent,

01:30:26.620 but this is just a little Coles Clip corner.

01:30:28.340 Pull it up while I...

01:30:29.940 I adjusted it to him,

01:30:31.220 so he might not have gotten it yet, but...

01:30:34.040 I'm just saying, Toad,

01:30:34.860 like, you don't even watch the UFC,

01:30:37.140 but you're going to sit there

01:30:38.020 and tell me that you have a better grasp.

01:30:40.400 Like, how could you have an opinion?

01:30:42.360 No, I said my grasp of the betting market

01:30:44.620 enables me to predict these things pretty well.

01:30:46.120 How could you have an opinion?

01:30:47.500 Go ahead, finish, Clint.

01:30:48.680 No, no, no.

01:30:49.260 I agree with you, Tom.

01:30:50.340 How?

01:30:50.940 How do you have an opinion on that?

01:30:51.840 Because I know what's going on here,

01:30:53.500 and Duplessis is...

01:30:55.160 How?

01:30:55.360 How do you know?

01:30:56.800 Way too much, and he just...

01:30:57.820 But you don't watch it.

01:30:58.680 How do you know?

01:30:59.400 He just had a huge upset win.

01:31:01.620 He's overhyped right now. 1.00

01:31:02.780 He's talking way too much shit. 0.99

01:31:04.300 It has nothing to do with fighting. 1.00

01:31:05.500 What deep analytics...

01:31:06.660 Yes, it absolutely does.

01:31:07.120 What deep analytics is there on UFC...

01:31:09.420 I can understand with baseball,

01:31:10.420 because it's so much about math.

01:31:11.660 No analytics go into this.

01:31:13.880 It's the human factor. 1.00

01:31:15.400 I've been doing this shit for 16 years. 1.00

01:31:16.900 How can you do... 1.00

01:31:18.160 How can you not watch it and say

01:31:20.000 the human factor is how you make your bets?

01:31:22.360 That is exactly what I do,

01:31:23.900 and I can win.

01:31:24.420 How?

01:31:25.260 How?

01:31:25.820 Explain it.

01:31:26.420 That's exactly what I do. 0.99

01:31:27.500 I fucking win. 0.99

01:31:27.760 How? 1.00

01:31:28.700 Say how.

01:31:30.760 Because I'm looking at scheduling dynamics,

01:31:32.880 and I know how humans operate.

01:31:35.980 Scheduling dynamics?

01:31:37.240 Yeah.

01:31:37.380 But what does it have to do with him being overhyped?

01:31:39.060 When the fight is?

01:31:40.460 What does that mean?

01:31:41.560 The overhyped part of it just has to do 0.78

01:31:43.740 with what the market is going to set the number at,

01:31:45.920 so you know where the value is going to be.

01:31:47.920 I'm not saying he's going to be a favorite.

01:31:49.460 I'm saying that most people think that he's an underdog.

01:31:51.720 The value will be on Du Plessis.

01:31:53.960 Minus 330 was the...

01:31:55.240 No.

01:31:55.520 Because Israel's the star.

01:31:56.960 Yeah.

01:31:57.480 No.

01:31:57.940 The value will be on...

01:31:58.800 I don't agree with that.

01:31:59.740 I think Adesanya is not favored by enough.

01:32:02.100 That's what I'm saying.

01:32:03.320 Oh, I think you're wrong.

01:32:04.500 The star is almost always... 0.99

01:32:05.860 The betting line is almost always fucked up. 0.97

01:32:07.340 Because of the circumstances here, 0.98

01:32:09.660 everybody's talking about Du Plessis,

01:32:11.140 what's going on here. 1.00

01:32:11.780 He's shit-talking, 0.99

01:32:12.820 which is going to... 1.00

01:32:13.920 You know, it's going to...

01:32:15.040 But you haven't seen any of his prior fights

01:32:17.080 and the way he does fight

01:32:19.280 and then also the way Israel Adesanya fights.

01:32:21.880 You can't do MMA math.

01:32:23.360 Du Plessis has to knock him out

01:32:24.760 and if he doesn't, he'll lose.

01:32:26.360 He doesn't have to knock him out.

01:32:27.180 He has to take him down.

01:32:28.560 This is what I mean.

01:32:29.980 He has to do the opposite of one.

01:32:32.360 But I mean, he can knock him out, 1.00

01:32:34.140 but that's what most idiots will say. 1.00

01:32:35.460 He's just going to knock him out. 1.00

01:32:36.860 All he's got to do is take him down.

01:32:38.100 No, I'm saying he won't be able to knock him out.

01:32:42.260 I think there's a chance that he does knock out Izzy,

01:32:45.400 but the game plan to win, Toad,

01:32:47.260 would be to take him down.

01:32:48.940 So yeah, Israel Adesanya fought Alex Pereira,

01:32:51.860 both of them kickboxers.

01:32:53.120 Alex Pereira took him down

01:32:54.720 and made it a problem.

01:32:56.080 I saw that fight, I know.

01:32:57.700 And Pereira outweighed him too.

01:33:00.720 Yeah, and Pereira outweighed him.

01:33:02.760 Okay, here we go.

01:33:03.740 Finally.

01:33:04.080 Yes, okay. 1.00

01:33:04.660 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:33:05.480 This is what we're going to be betting on next. 1.00

01:33:07.900 This is top and Toad arguing about sports betting.

01:33:09.980 No, this is amazing.

01:33:12.300 What is this?

01:33:12.620 Just watch this.

01:33:13.200 This is bare knuckle boxing or something?

01:33:14.860 Nope. 1.00

01:33:15.440 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:33:17.480 There should be sound. 1.00

01:33:18.960 With fluorescent light bulbs.

01:33:20.560 There should be sound.

01:33:21.640 I don't know why there's,

01:33:22.420 but maybe it didn't download with sound. 1.00

01:33:24.020 But fuck it. 1.00

01:33:25.520 Might as well. 1.00

01:33:26.160 I mean, the sound is just, 0.99

01:33:27.240 you just hear fucking fluorescent light bulbs breaking. 0.97

01:33:31.600 Very important to the story. 0.99

01:33:33.940 So.

01:33:34.040 Yo, I've been to one of these wrestling events.

01:33:39.320 They're like hardcore. 0.99

01:33:40.240 They're fucking amazing. 0.99

01:33:41.740 So these guys are just smacking the shit out of each other. 1.00

01:33:46.480 With inflation, you can do this? 0.98

01:33:48.320 Those are like $38 a piece.

01:33:51.280 These are fluorescent light bulbs, right?

01:33:53.200 They're fluorescent light bulbs.

01:33:54.280 What they were like,

01:33:55.340 by the way, got to protect the arms.

01:33:56.880 And so they have wrapped,

01:33:58.160 except, no, one dude is,

01:33:59.520 and the first thing I thought of,

01:34:01.320 I was like,

01:34:02.020 this looks like what,

01:34:03.060 this is what Jesus looks like 0.99

01:34:04.340 after he got fucking, 0.99

01:34:05.340 like, whipped. 0.99

01:34:07.980 That's what you thought of immediately.

01:34:09.160 That's what I thought of.

01:34:10.360 I did not think of that, but yeah.

01:34:12.100 That's the modern Passion of the Christ remake.

01:34:14.600 Yeah, dude,

01:34:15.220 they crucified him on the cross of fluorescent light bulbs.

01:34:19.500 Passion of the Christs.

01:34:21.680 Toad, when you bet on that sport,

01:34:23.620 are you also looking at scheduling matchups on that too as well?

01:34:26.800 Or are you...

01:34:27.560 If I was betting on it, I would be, yeah.

01:34:29.680 Toad, I need you to explain, 0.99

01:34:30.900 because I think you're bullshitting. 0.96

01:34:31.940 What does schedule, 0.89

01:34:32.740 I look at scheduling,

01:34:34.140 what does that mean?

01:34:35.760 You can look at like the,

01:34:37.400 if we're talking about fights,

01:34:38.700 I don't really bet on fights that much,

01:34:40.140 but you'd be looking at like...

01:34:40.980 Clearly.

01:34:41.640 You'd be looking at like the duration

01:34:43.080 since their previous fight,

01:34:44.660 that would come into play.

01:34:45.820 You're looking at like what happened

01:34:47.780 in their previous fight. 1.00

01:34:48.860 Like all that kind of shit. 0.99

01:34:51.000 That's valid, 1.00

01:34:51.800 but it's not enough to know

01:34:53.020 who's going to win a fight though.

01:34:55.320 You can figure out 0.99

01:34:56.640 if the betting line is fucked up. 0.98

01:34:57.860 You never know for sure. 0.94

01:34:59.060 Well, that's the whole point.

01:35:00.580 Well, you can figure out 0.98

01:35:01.400 if the betting line is fucked up, 0.95

01:35:02.360 but you still can't know who to bet on, 0.96

01:35:03.700 because you don't know if you're going to win.

01:35:04.720 I saw a guy put a dollar bet on...

01:35:07.720 Okay, this is what I want to watch.

01:35:09.420 The whole point is really valid.

01:35:11.000 We can end on this,

01:35:11.640 because I showed this to Elizabeth,

01:35:14.100 because all she saw,

01:35:15.480 all she saw,

01:35:16.560 she saw like the group chat pop up,

01:35:19.100 and it was this video,

01:35:20.060 and she was like, 0.99

01:35:20.460 wait, what the fuck was that? 1.00

01:35:21.700 And she probably just saw tits, 1.00

01:35:22.940 and she thought it was... 0.95

01:35:23.900 And I was like,

01:35:24.340 all right, fine.

01:35:24.700 You want to watch it?

01:35:25.860 I was like, watch it.

01:35:27.380 And she was like, 1.00

01:35:27.980 what the fuck is this? 1.00

01:35:30.580 She could not believe it. 1.00

01:35:31.740 This is the greatest thing

01:35:32.460 I've ever seen.

01:35:33.100 Go ahead.

01:35:33.380 All right, I have not seen this yet,

01:35:34.660 so let's do it.

01:35:35.420 Take your CR.

01:35:36.180 Take your Kiki. 0.76

01:35:37.380 Mmm, ice cream so good.

01:35:38.660 It was you, Max.

01:35:39.780 Pop, amazing.

01:35:41.760 Mmm, ice cream so good.

01:35:43.100 Mmm, ice cream so good.

01:35:47.240 Take your CR.

01:35:48.020 Take your mustard.

01:35:48.880 Her nail,

01:35:49.460 she has to use tweezers 1.00

01:35:50.520 to pick up a piece of popcorn.

01:35:51.380 Mmm, ice cream so good.

01:35:51.740 Take your Kiki's got money. 0.81

01:35:53.040 Wow.

01:35:53.840 I got your name.

01:35:55.580 Beautiful dude.

01:35:55.760 By the way,

01:35:56.060 you can see her seasoning

01:35:57.020 back on the counter there.

01:35:58.480 Mmm, ice cream so good.

01:35:59.740 Take your eyes.

01:36:00.320 Take your Tania. 1.00

01:36:01.640 What is she holding?

01:36:04.140 It's a flat iron

01:36:05.340 that she's putting popcorns into.

01:36:07.120 It is popping.

01:36:07.960 A stapler?

01:36:09.020 Take your Noel.

01:36:09.740 Take your Aita.

01:36:10.560 I just said it's a flat iron.

01:36:11.780 Popcorn, yes, popcorn.

01:36:12.380 Wait, oh,

01:36:12.860 is she popping one popcorn

01:36:15.000 at a time?

01:36:15.880 Yes, it's ASMR.

01:36:19.240 Watch, you'll see it pops right here.

01:36:21.320 At the beginning, it pops.

01:36:22.540 Mmm, ice cream so good.

01:36:23.800 It was you, Max.

01:36:24.920 Pop.

01:36:25.140 Oh, it does.

01:36:26.160 And she says pop.

01:36:28.680 Oh, yo, yo.

01:36:29.360 Start it over.

01:36:29.820 Start it over.

01:36:31.060 Yeah, she's just doing one at a time. 0.97

01:36:32.780 She's popping one kernel at a time.

01:36:34.660 Yeah, this is the most...

01:36:35.780 It is an ASMR, like, weird thing.

01:36:38.700 And it's...

01:36:39.300 This is awesome.

01:36:40.920 This is insane.

01:36:42.240 I mean, I'm turned on, 0.99

01:36:43.780 and I want her to blow me. 1.00

01:36:45.120 I can't... 0.57

01:36:45.880 I bet you put half your paycheck 1.00

01:36:47.820 to this bitch in the next week. 1.00

01:36:49.700 Dude. 1.00

01:36:50.600 KCR, take your Kiki.

01:36:52.400 Mmm, ice cream so good.

01:36:53.680 It was you, Max.

01:36:54.520 Ice cream so good.

01:36:55.540 Wait, no, that's where she says pop.

01:36:56.740 Amazing.

01:36:57.460 Oh, she does say pop.

01:36:58.480 She says pop amazing.

01:36:59.840 And then she pulls out the tweezer 0.98

01:37:01.340 because her fingernails are so fucking long. 0.99

01:37:03.640 Mmm, ice cream so good. 0.99

01:37:03.720 Take your CR.

01:37:04.660 Take your master.

01:37:05.580 I think she does that

01:37:06.520 so she doesn't burn her fingers.

01:37:07.460 It's so good.

01:37:08.000 Thank you, Sky.

01:37:08.840 Got money.

01:37:09.700 Wow.

01:37:10.260 I got your name.

01:37:12.260 Beautiful gift.

01:37:13.220 For you.

01:37:13.780 Take your iPhone.

01:37:14.960 Mmm, ice cream so good.

01:37:16.180 Her tummy's weird. 0.99

01:37:17.140 What the fuck is going on right now? 0.99

01:37:18.320 Okay, so I'll explain what's going on. 1.00

01:37:19.940 She's getting...

01:37:21.060 So this is actually...

01:37:22.020 It's not on TikTok.

01:37:22.680 I guess it was on TikTok,

01:37:23.580 but it's alive.

01:37:24.960 So she's reading...

01:37:25.960 People are sending her money,

01:37:27.020 and she's reading it,

01:37:28.100 and for them,

01:37:29.220 she does these sounds.

01:37:30.780 Yep.

01:37:31.360 This is somebody that was sexual... 0.86

01:37:32.460 She's a human AI robot. 0.97

01:37:34.360 That's what's happening right here.

01:37:35.560 Yeah, it's some form of ASMR, I guess.

01:37:38.420 Yeah, I think it's an ASMR, and like...

01:37:40.500 No, it's a real human being, bro. 1.00

01:37:41.980 That's become a fucking paid robot. 1.00

01:37:45.260 Look at her tongue. 1.00

01:37:46.500 What?

01:37:46.880 Have you ever seen a tongue like that?

01:37:48.380 Yeah, dude.

01:37:48.860 What is going on with that?

01:37:49.640 No, no, no, no, no.

01:37:50.440 Look.

01:37:51.060 It's two different shades.

01:37:52.840 It is, yeah.

01:37:53.720 It's like fondant.

01:37:55.720 Yeah, it's like the front of it

01:37:57.520 is thinner or something

01:37:58.900 than the rest of your tongue.

01:37:59.340 Yeah, and the front of it

01:38:00.140 looks like a regular tongue,

01:38:00.980 or actually,

01:38:02.280 the back of it

01:38:02.900 looks like a regular tongue.

01:38:04.060 The front of it

01:38:04.500 looks like she has...

01:38:06.180 The front of it probably is...

01:38:07.880 No, the front of it's

01:38:08.960 different color

01:38:09.520 because of her lipstick, probably.

01:38:10.840 No, I think the...

01:38:11.680 It looks like the front of it... 0.99

01:38:12.760 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

01:38:13.680 Did you just say that out loud? 1.00

01:38:15.260 Dude, it looks like...

01:38:16.020 It looks like...

01:38:16.760 The front of it looks

01:38:17.940 different because of her lipstick?

01:38:19.640 No.

01:38:19.920 She probably got something 1.00

01:38:20.740 in her fucking mouth 1.00

01:38:21.320 because she's doing this... 1.00

01:38:22.400 No, dude.

01:38:23.180 It looks like she just... 0.70

01:38:24.540 circumcised her tongue it looks like some of the skin yeah from the it is probably the filters and 0.99

01:38:30.140 that's be this oh that could be it could be ice cream so good thank you i don't understand why

01:38:39.940 is what's ice cream so good is that just something she's just i i i when people send her money she 0.99

01:38:45.160 gets an emoji that that shows ice cream she's ready yeah she's right she's right maybe people 0.90

01:38:50.720 are telling her to say this is really fucked up this is like like this is dystopian man 0.97

01:38:56.560 it's discovering it's discovering like the depravity of man right here yeah everyone's 0.99

01:39:02.580 in their own separate cubicle and she's in her own cubicle performing for these people in their

01:39:06.700 cubicles who just want to hear this stuff yes yes hey this is this is like black black mirror 0.99

01:39:12.260 how much do you think she gets paid black black mirror oh shit i just got that that's really good 1.00

01:39:17.600 no uh she gets probably gets paid a good amount if she's probably streaming like yo this shit is 1.00

01:39:25.140 going uber viral this bitch is going to get paid like a mother fuck she's going to be going ice cream 1.00

01:39:29.400 so good for like the rest of her life i mean i mean i would if i if i could do asmr shit like this 1.00

01:39:35.700 and like oh she grout yeah like this like yeah these these twitch streamers these people that do 0.99

01:39:42.480 this shit like all fucking day 36 million impressions on this video this bitch is getting paid oh boy 1.00

01:39:47.860 they make people are going to see this a lot of them are going to laugh but then like she's she's 1.00

01:39:51.900 tapping into that market of people who are looking for her which is weird probably yeah the fact that 0.53

01:39:56.800 there is a market for her is so bizarre i've never understood it like even the fucking even the the 0.97

01:40:01.940 only fans girls there's just a level of depravity and despair that's devastating but you have this 0.97

01:40:08.480 just acting like a robot like a fucking anime character or something just ice cream so good 0.94

01:40:14.180 and she just does this all day and just gets paid and people like are like what sitting around jerking 1.00

01:40:19.120 off to it i don't fucking understand do not do not get dive deep into like the twitch only like the 0.97

01:40:24.880 twitch streaming girls that that do irl streaming like all day they're just on camera all day and dudes 0.96

01:40:30.340 just send them money and they just like there was one that was she would she literally live stream 0.99

01:40:35.480 24 hours she was she would live stream herself sleeping and guys would just be and it's the

01:40:39.540 chat just going like i mean just going crazy sending still sending money this is the same girl

01:40:45.160 talking to each other either they're talking no they're just talking they're just like sending

01:40:48.880 they're they're just like i mean i guess they have this weird i hope you're having great dreams

01:40:53.160 i know murderers black she's not she shouldn't be able to vote 1.00

01:40:56.720 and the one i'm talking about her name's amaranth she just got uh diagnosed with uh 1.00

01:41:07.360 oh fuck what was it uh uh it wasn't she's 100 that bitch no 1.00

01:41:11.740 amaranth yeah she's like she's that red-headed chick yeah well i don't know 1.00

01:41:16.360 because that might be what did she get diagnosed with it was um not cervical cancer it was um 1.00

01:41:22.300 bummer which it was but it was something it was something like that uh ovarian cancer i think

01:41:28.280 what it was oh yeah she like ovarian failure something where like her failure failure 1.00

01:41:34.500 you could probably do it honest honestly if you do like ice cream so good yeah yeah just just 0.98

01:41:43.180 say shit for i mean just like all day like it's insane she just yo she's she's sitting there 0.99

01:41:48.960 single popping popcorn and a motherfucking flat iron saying ice cream so good all day 1.00

01:41:54.640 that's i like look i know she's getting paid and and god bless her but that is a that is a lifestyle 1.00

01:41:59.900 that's almost as sad as what the dudes are that are sending her money when my when my daughter grows 1.00

01:42:04.860 up and like like a boy comes over and he's got to talk to me i'm gonna have my my my wife's uh 0.80

01:42:10.220 uh ironing iron what is that called curling iron i'm just gonna curling yeah i'm just gonna be

01:42:15.720 single popping popcorn as he talks to me and just watch him be like get hard

01:42:21.140 i put into a bowl every time i just put into a bigger bowl

01:42:24.980 do you think she eats the popcorn after she's like she shuts the stream off and she's just like 0.99

01:42:30.240 yo fuck it yo you should do that you should you should do that you be like yo hey where were you 1.00

01:42:34.660 taking my daughter motherfucker and then be like ice cream's so good huh and then watch him just 1.00

01:42:40.320 glaze up just be like sorry he starts giving you money he just pulls out his wallet ice cream's so 0.99

01:42:48.620 good and he just he goes he goes you gonna have her back at 10 pop

01:42:53.100 dude i'm telling you it is it is weird the like these twitch streamers asmr girls have got this 0.99

01:43:04.720 like there's an entire subset of the human species that are really into this and they're rich as fuck 0.76

01:43:11.400 like they're the uh i saw like a um a thing where the amaranth girl a guy sent her uh he sent her 0.97

01:43:19.780 like a case that had like a hundred grand in it oh yeah and and then a new iphone and then said

01:43:27.240 also by the way and he was he had like a contract and he was like by the way i will give you full-time

01:43:32.940 security for like for free he was like i'll pay for it and everything if you want it and she and i was

01:43:38.660 like what the like dudes just i mean and i think he just said just if you like like just call me out 0.99

01:43:46.180 on stream or some shit like that just like that's for the not even a crumb of pussy like literally 1.00

01:43:51.160 just like i mean nothing there's it's crazy sad and she has a boyfriend or a husband or some shit 0.99

01:43:57.780 like that i'm pretty sure it's humiliation fetish because it's like well yeah it's i don't understand 0.98

01:44:03.300 i can't rationalize it otherwise like what are you getting what are you fucking getting that is 0.95

01:44:07.720 what it is it's fin doming so it's these guys that like make a lot of money and then they 0.93

01:44:11.760 they tend to want to be like dominated in some way and in this case they're being dominated by

01:44:16.140 just giving up a bunch of their money for absolutely nothing dude i want i need to find 0.98

01:44:20.020 out how to get into this fucking racket yeah you want to dominate you want to become a fin dom yeah 0.99

01:44:25.240 i need to dominate i should just get like a dope-ass filter ice cream so good this is what you do clint 0.99

01:44:32.160 this is what you do you do a stream with josie and josie is doing asmr but then you're you're like 0.98

01:44:38.620 the bull and you're jerking off in the corner for sure you're actively cooking them as as she's 0.98

01:44:43.960 like yeah with their curling iron you're saying them you like that shit yeah i'm trying i'm trying 0.99

01:44:50.140 to i'm trying to pull a twitch and see if i can find like the send the money one fucking streams 0.98

01:44:54.320 right now and i bet you like it's a market yeah i bet you most of the top streams are like i mean i 0.98

01:44:59.280 bet if i here i don't type in asmr and see how many people are watching this shit uh it's it's it's a 0.71

01:45:06.240 disturbing amount yeah i'm gonna so it's like i'm watching it right now yeah it's it's weird 0.93

01:45:12.240 because it plays off of a meditative thing like it it it's clear that like there's a huge mental

01:45:18.680 health crisis and the asmr is essentially just yep you don't have to service around you got you get 1.00

01:45:24.620 through an ad it's stupid twitching ads but like we can't we can't mute that fuck you played a 0.99

01:45:30.040 commercial no i clicked on i clicked on a stream this is like the the top asmr stream right now 1.00

01:45:36.860 and i'll show you why it's the top asmr stream right now yeah yeah you can put it oh i mean this 0.98

01:45:43.140 is it's on twitch that's what's the hammer i don't know i don't know dude hammer her tits 1.00

01:45:49.320 oh it probably makes noise it probably makes noise for you and much i mean and there's a 0.74

01:45:59.360 there's like 1300 dudes watching and they've been streaming for two and a half hours and you know 0.99

01:46:04.140 this shit is boring look at these girls they're not talking about shit i mean they're no i mean 1.00

01:46:10.120 look how many asmr there's there's like obvious reason why guys are watching these i don't see it 1.00

01:46:16.320 but like but like porn exists so what are you doing you just want to see a bitch whisper it's 1.00

01:46:20.920 like that classy porn like that shit that i was talking about the other yeah i guess that's true 1.00

01:46:24.380 it's like girls that you haven't seen naked and you're like you just desperately praying that a 0.99

01:46:28.300 nip slips and so you sit there for 30 hours straight it feels like you're accomplishing something more

01:46:34.240 when that happens it feels like there's more integrity and actual i don't i don't know

01:46:37.240 what did he say he goes it feels like you're accomplishing more there but i don't know

01:46:49.760 you know i think you know i'd rather my daughter be on only fans than be an asmr girl

01:46:59.060 really yeah it just seems this seems dirty it seems something like worse playing psychologically 0.97

01:47:04.600 with the human mind whatever they're doing yeah ice cream sex stuff makes sense right they'll 1.00

01:47:10.720 literally lick the microphone like they'll just sit there and lick it and guys are just fucking just 0.99

01:47:16.900 just beating off yeah well because they're imagining one hand sending money with the other it's 0.97

01:47:22.700 it's crazy yeah it's it's the sound of one hand fapping

01:47:26.040 ice cream so good 1.00

01:47:31.200 dude dude if she's gonna pretend that uh my dick is an ice cream cone and do that to it 1.00

01:47:38.680 you know she's not oh do you understand that do you understand that that's not gonna happen 0.99

01:47:44.340 you got one more video for us i thought it might i know we have we have slumped the god

01:47:51.120 gladiator it's uh it's something gladiator 0.99

01:48:01.800 god damn fix your fucking internet connection 0.99

01:48:11.160 that's okay we still love you it's uh 1.00

01:48:15.640 it's uh it's midget uh gymnastics dude this is like the most brutal like

01:48:24.660 of all the vaccine injuries you could get this has got to be the worst

01:48:28.860 he rolled his ankle or whatever that does he have ankles

01:48:33.340 dear god

01:48:40.460 oh man 0.99

01:48:42.700 little people are fucking dope oh my god dude 0.99

01:48:46.240 he's not even a little person i i swear to god that dude's vax injured for real 1.00

01:48:49.880 wait does does the does the uh vax cause you to become a midget 0.98

01:48:54.240 no dude he's not a midget that's not a midget that's a fucking yeah that's like something beyond 0.99

01:48:59.520 what's beyond midget that's an aboriginal midget an avid an ab-a-a-miginal an ab-a-ridget 1.00

01:49:07.280 i have no fucking clue dude all right this we'll get out of here on this uh 0.99

01:49:13.040 finish up on this one oh this is great 0.97

01:49:14.600 what is this

01:49:15.920 they're saying no the dude in the front is going no no no is he wanting to stay

01:49:23.740 no no no 0.99

01:49:24.420 oh no no no oh shit no 1.00

01:49:30.380 oh 0.99

01:49:31.300 oh dude is that concrete he took stage

01:49:35.360 he literally he was like i'm literally gonna die 0.98

01:49:38.800 dude the crowd cleared out it was like fucking like 0.99

01:49:41.620 who's catching that who's catching this guy's a fucking missile 1.00

01:49:45.540 like like if you if you had tried to catch him it would have been head-on-head collision 0.98

01:49:51.960 yeah like yeah you're supposed to like jump turn over and like basically like you know

01:49:58.540 spread out yeah flop your body kind of like this

01:50:01.820 go completely flat on your back and he's just like dive like he was like i'm going

01:50:06.160 dude you should be level with the people like 0.99

01:50:08.740 he was straight on his way to ukraine man russia just launched his ass 1.00

01:50:18.200 dude he's diving like a fucking olympic diver man like what the fuck you know it's funny too 1.00

01:50:23.320 that black guy was like i had he had a crazy dream right where he was like i'm gonna make 1.00

01:50:27.200 this white boy jump off the stage i i dream i don't think i don't think it's concrete i think 0.90

01:50:32.840 that that looks like like uh hard dirt it's been no it's just hard dirt dude but but yeah

01:50:37.540 thousands of people thousands of people that have been stomping that sand into hard hard rock dirt

01:50:42.900 like that is brutal do we know do we know what what concert was this doing now

01:50:47.280 elizabeth asked how did that not break his neck because he's white

01:50:50.740 no

01:50:51.080 yeah he's one of those strong necks

01:50:56.740 no honestly god like i think i think that's what i think that's why i think that's why he survived 0.99

01:51:01.140 he ain't one of those weak necks that's why you don't see black rappers doing that shit because 0.99

01:51:04.780 they can't survive it dude you know what you don't you don't see it all black divers because 1.00

01:51:08.820 they can't swim and they have weak necks it actually has nothing it actually has nothing 0.84

01:51:13.760 to do with their inability to swim it's the impact on the water oh it's it's actually every 1.00

01:51:19.200 black person they fucking hit the roof 1.00

01:51:20.900 i feel like i made that joke too so i made that joke too i just i did 1.00

01:51:27.480 yeah when that when that was brought up i i re-listened to this show i did

01:51:34.580 oh my god i never really listen toad with the stolen banger that's all i do

01:51:40.300 i mean just a sad toad with the toad with the banger i mean honestly toad i still want to say

01:51:46.320 you're wrong about your gambling thing if you want to like you have to watch the sport

01:51:50.820 yeah you have to watch the sport i obviously don't i've proven that over

01:51:54.580 no no no i can i can understand and i can understand i can understand i can understand analytics when it

01:52:00.140 comes to baseball maybe even basketball because so much of it is i don't use analytics

01:52:04.440 i don't use analytics right now i use like basically just austrian economics essentially

01:52:10.180 is what i use no you don't there's no oh man yeah see here's the part like if toad was if toad

01:52:17.680 was really the high iq genius that i that we think he is 145 he would be trolling us

01:52:22.600 156 one for whatever but look at he means it and he's like he's not he's like not gonna budge

01:52:31.300 on this position like to the point where it's like hey toad we're all gonna go out and watch

01:52:34.500 ufc he'd be like no just like out of spite now like now you won't watch it i'm not gonna watch

01:52:39.320 it it impairs my judgment if you can't if you can't i cannot be i cannot be uh biased by watching

01:52:48.340 the sport i mean i mean in a way it does bias you like if you well if you're a fan yeah what the

01:52:53.400 commentators are saying if you're overreacting to what you're seeing it absolutely fucked me up when 0.90

01:52:58.760 i was because i bet heavy back in the day and it would always fuck me up because i would like 0.71

01:53:03.580 chargers lakers i can't bet against them it's like impossible well that too there's yeah there's like the 0.67

01:53:08.860 the emotion behind it kind of fucks you up you have to you have to take the emotion completely

01:53:13.600 out of it i don't know but the whole the whole way i won was because i actually watched every game

01:53:19.320 of the nfl all year long and by the end of the season i i knew everything i was like you can't 1.00

01:53:24.960 fucking i just said i don't think toad knows what austrian economics is probably a fucking faggot 1.00

01:53:30.620 dude all he does is fucking insult me in the fucking chat he can get fucked 1.00

01:53:33.940 angie's the best i like injure oh man i uh yeah i just i just don't understand it i don't understand 1.00

01:53:42.820 how you could like one-on-one i am wearing pants tonight i don't know how scheduling could actually

01:53:48.700 fuck it up all right i guess we're just gonna end the show there because you guys are on a fight 0.93

01:53:53.080 yeah damn it top i was i was setting you up this entire time to do what you do and you haven't done 1.00

01:53:58.860 it what is this what do i do i was i was getting toad on all sorts of rants and i was waiting for 1.00

01:54:04.680 you i kept giving you the tower power our slut to the tower power our bitch no way jose liberty 1.00

01:54:10.620 lockdown to the tower power clint bitch reed 1.00

01:54:14.480 cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 0.96

01:54:23.000 liberty lock is truth say same with lobster cole and jose toad is sick no way jose the tower power 0.96

01:54:32.820 our slut they made daes for all his tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 0.99

01:54:37.580 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 1.00

01:54:39.980 tower gang tower gang they speak courage you spend bed more than rogan you fed you fed 20

01:54:44.840 flo flip whether timcast home tap holds more offensive allows no disrespect more events an LLC no disrespect

01:54:52.220 Redhead Libertarian is their best friend

01:54:54.660 Unless they get raided, then they never met 1.00

01:54:56.860 None of this shit be new to me 1.00

01:54:58.960 Clint is a sexual brute to me 1.00

01:55:01.020 No booster seat, get them tall boots on you 1.00

01:55:03.200 Fuck every podcast, that won't stoop to me 1.00

01:55:05.520 Libertarian won't be the same, they revolution-y 1.00

01:55:07.960 I miss grammar, send it, it rhymed dubitly 1.00

01:55:10.920 Promote myself on their shot, stupidly

01:55:13.440 Comedy philosophy, markrandom.com, user-free 0.68

01:55:16.020 I'm single lady, so please choose a meet

01:55:18.480 They scream Tower Gang worldwide

01:55:20.540 Tower Gang rise

01:55:21.880 Together we will overthrow

01:55:23.360 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang

01:55:26.500 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang

01:55:28.100 Liberty Lock is Truски

01:55:30.040 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose

01:55:32.380 Toad is sick, no way, Jose

01:55:34.560 If you read, I write Jose with Jose

01:55:37.480 They made dates with all his fame

01:55:39.860 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang

01:55:42.580 They made dates with all his fame

01:55:45.260 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang

01:55:47.480 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang 0.94

01:55:50.220 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all of it. 1.00

01:56:01.280 Fuck! 1.00

Tower Gang - July 13, 2023

Ep 131 - Mixing of the Waces

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