Ep 131 - Mixing of the Waces
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 56 minutes
Words per Minute
191.6043
Hate Speech Sentences
276
Summary
Cliff and Cole are joined by special guest Top Lobster to discuss WAGVU, the N-word, and the people who should or should not be fired from the Liberty Lockdown team. Also, Cole gets a boner.
Transcript
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On second thought, I might not be the right person to tell you.
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So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's...
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You want to kill me or you want to give me a boner?
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Any of you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit where they're...
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It's time to say the N-word with your white friends.
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He was frozen for a second with the most hideous face.
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We got Fat Comic Dave, who's not so fat because he works out constantly.
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And we got Top Lobster, host of TopLobster.com.
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Looking like fucking Nick Ashley with the guitars hanging up in the back.
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I'm feeling like Nick Ashley the way fucking Toad has me this last week, man.
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And I'll just be like, all right, I got to address this because there's been a split in the game.
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And I was going to throw it to the audience to be like, let them decide.
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You know, it's funny because we were going to open with the Mandela effect that Cole has going on.
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Maybe we would have talked about fucking, what's this guy, that gay dude just saying nigger.
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But instead, we're talking about Toad and his motherfucking ailments again.
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Toad, you can't say what you were saying all week and then lead off with that to us.
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All right, Cole, tell them what we're talking about.
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No, Toad, you need to lay out for the audience the way you feel and then let them decide.
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And Top and Jose and whoever can lay, I'll be the neutral arbiter in between.
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I don't think that it's particularly funny or good for the show that the show has turned into 100% of the time Toad's ailments every episode.
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Do you think it's 100% of the time every episode?
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If it were that, if that's all we were doing here, I wouldn't show up.
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I feel like, well, yeah, Lil Dicky, I'm never going to be in your DMs.
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If Toad is right, if Toad is right, then we do basically use him as our content machine.
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You think how much better you think this show would be if we didn't talk about Toad?
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This show wouldn't be fucking tremendous, Toad, if we were just talking about you.
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And you think we got signed to Gas Digital by talking about you?
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I think that if I was not on the show, we would have no chance to be signed to Gas Digital.
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I'm going to be the neutral man here, and I side with Toad on that.
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I think it needs all of us, some more than others.
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So, right now, I mean, I guess if we're counting Reed, if it was equal, we would all get 16%.
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But if we're not getting 20%, that would be if we were all equal.
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Also, if my wife could, I can hear her watching the show, like, in the other room.
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You should go beat her ass for playing the TV too late.
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Toad, we're taking sports bets on if after Cole, when he does all of these percentages,
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There's no chance it ends at 100, you have to go over-under.
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Keep in mind, dude, I fucking swing for the fences.
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I strike out a lot, but I hit, like, the largest home runs.
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I strike out a lot, but I hit a ton of homers, bro.
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Yeah, as Cole said, dude, I'm fucking Josh Donaldson, man.
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I say, for easy math, just don't even include read in the percentage, or why even bother?
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Yeah, I was about to say, I was like, Toad gets 12.8%.
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And I'll say 5% of that is getting all the stuff behind the scenes done, and you bring
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Despite making up 13% of the show, Toad accounts for over 50% of the bad jokes.
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And before you get offended by that, keep in mind with this math.
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There's other members that probably make up more than 20%, so it has to pull from elsewhere.
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The 80-20 rule does apply here, where Toad is 20% of the podcast, and he does do 80% of
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Listen, man, I'm just so fucking efficient at it.
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He just clicks one button and it just flies through.
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And I want to say because he brings money and fame.
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I don't think he's ever monetarily invested in the show in any way, shape or form.
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Well, by the way, the show's money is all in my bank account, too.
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I have a lot of regret, so that we're going to inform you right now that you're fired.
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I have the least amount of foreskin out of all of us, and that is why I run the bank.
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You think that they cut you shorter than the other guys?
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I mean, they did take more foreskins than they waited later.
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But the percentage of foreskin might be about the same.
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Honestly, I'm giving Top 30% because he does do behind-the-scenes work.
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I think you're really screwing yourself with the math here already.
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That's what I was thinking, and I think it would be.
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It's been a long time since I've done long division.
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The individual who told Cole he was elite is still coping, or still caping for the VAC.
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What sucks is either I make myself like 21, and then Jose gets six, which is totally wrong.
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Or somehow I need to go back and less than Clinton top, or way less than Toad.
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So, you're doing all the rest of this bullshit math?
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I could have done this, but the problem was, if I put us at 14 and 13, then that means we
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So, then I screwed myself in the end, because I gave Toad 15%.
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Yeah, but I agree the top's the most important.
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I think I gave him too much, and I think I gave Clint too much.
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I'm glad you said that claim, because I'm going to be an asshole, and I'm going to say
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what I said to Toad in the chat, because now I remember.
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And I said, Toad said, I don't know if I want to do the show, this and that.
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And then you said, you alluded to that you are Tower Gang, I am Tower Gang, motherfucker.
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And then I said to Toad, listen, we don't want to make fun of you, but if you're going to
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be gay about this stuff, then I will do another show.
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We'll call it Tower Crew, and I'll just have on Cole, Jose, and Clint.
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Would you watch that show, or would you watch the Toad show that airs?
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I'm surprised they're watching this show to begin with.
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I mean, if you keep kicking off airs, it's crazy.
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Dude, the gang is not going to break up like that.
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We'll still go do that show and do this show with you.
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But at some point, we'll just slowly taper off.
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At some point, when Tower Gang is huge, we'll do an appearance on your show.
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What's going to happen is we're going to get to that point when bands, when they've been
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touring for a really long time, and they get really famous, and they're just not even
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They just show up for the show, and then they just show up a week later.
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That's what it feels like for me and Toad right now.
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And honestly, Jose, you'd be the Joey Fatone of that group.
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I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but I'll take it.
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Well, he literally has a food truck called Fat Ones, where he sells huge hot dogs.
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Joey Fatone is the voiceover guy of Family Feud as well.
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Also, by the way, who's going to be the Yoko Ono of this group?
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She's making it as hard as possible for you to show up every Wednesday.
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If you don't do it, I'll give you a half-hearted blowjob.
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Josh Smith S. He says, so Jose is a dwarf, Toad is a hobbit, and Top is a dark elf.
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Yeah, they just named off all the fantasy races.
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Cole, I think you're a barbarian at this point.
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Now, everyone watching, look at them, and if they had pointed ears, would it surprise me?
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Clint would be high elf, and I could be wood elf.
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I mean, I might be the wood elf, because I have a boner all the time.
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I'm definitely the hobbit, even though I don't drink anymore.
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Lil Dicky, I did think about that as I'm an orc, but if I was going to do an orc, I'd
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Yeah, because I would think Jose would be an orc, but he's also the perfect dwarf.
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I don't mean to derail mailbag, but it's bothering me again.
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We were supposed to talk about this, your window, Cole, because now it's dark back
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there, but like, okay, I've done this show countless times with you, and I've never seen
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It was never there, but like, the simulation has pulled together, and it's even fooled
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All I've ever seen is the mirror, the laundry on the bed, and Cole's gorgeous face.
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Why would there be a door that close to a mirror?
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Dude, I always thought Elizabeth was going to come out of there and, like, fuck you up.
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Although, this doesn't even make sense because it's not the longest day of the year anymore
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because I was thinking maybe this was the only period of time that we've ever seen that
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Every day that you're in my life, Toad, is the longest day of the year.
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I look to the other ones and it's actually, like, the exact same lighting as it is now.
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What I was going to say is I don't close the blinds.
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And it's whenever I'm in my, like, in here playing video games late at night, like,
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Like, I will get scared that somebody will be staring through the window.
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But I still have, like, this weird thing of thinking, like, the intruder.
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But it comes from an actual, like, ARG horror story.
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Don't distract us with this bullshit because that window was still never there.
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It's just all I've ever seen is the mirror and your...
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I guess it's a closet door and your joyous face.
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Dude, I think one of the issues is that Cole's muscles are so fucking gigantic
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that they might block the view of the entire window.
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Oh, but then it was his body that was blocking it.
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So, to answer your question, I'd be a sorcerer because I've been playing Diablo 4.
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You pick a class, but every character that you are, you're all the same race, and you're
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Wait, is that in all the Diablo games, or just Diablo 4?
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If I was like, if it was just Diablo 4, I'm going to start Conspiracy Theory.
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It was created by AI, and the AI can only know how to...
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The only thing they know is Nephilim, and so that's all they can do.
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Well, because in Diablo, this, you know, Ray...
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I did redo them a little bit, but I just shifted them up.
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Phil Dog asks, Toad needs to go a week without jacking off.
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Motherfucker, we've been telling him this shit for years.
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It's like, hey, guys, I know this is usually mailbag.
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Eight hours of sleep is never going to fucking happen.
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That one part of it is not going to happen the rest of the night.
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I've gotten eight plus hours of sleep every night as an adult.
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I don't even set my alarm like 80% of the time.
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Yeah, we had a flight in the morning when we were leaving Tim Pool.
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And he almost didn't even wake up for fucking Tim Pool.
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And then he gets in the chair and just lights it up.
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I'm like, yo, Clint, get up because you're going to miss this.
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Yo, and when I travel, my sleep schedule gets fucked up and it takes me like a week of 10
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When he came to my house, these motherfuckers slept.
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We literally got up for breakfast and like talked for like two hours and then left.
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Like in the middle of the day, I was unloading it.
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And the guy that fucking moved their stuff was like this dude called Jovi Val.
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I don't even know what he is, but he's like a...
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And you and Ashton come out and she comes down and he sees her and she sees him.
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I saw a poll that kind of blew my fucking mind right before we came on here.
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Some account asked, have there ever been black people in your dreams?
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I can only remember one dream where black people were in it and they chased me down...
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They chased me down the street and they gunned me down.
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I wonder if black people could dream of white people.
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Has there ever been a KKK dude that got too deep down the Alex Jones rabbit hole and concluded
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You mean I do go to church on Sundays and that's...
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You might not want to use your full name for that comment.
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Freud said that black people in dreams means your subconscious thinks you're in danger.
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By the way, Tom, have you done a deep dive into...
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Does this mean that we exist on a higher level in the dream plane and blacks do not?
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I wonder how much IQ is linked to having dreams.
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And if your IQ is too low, you don't even exist in other dreams?
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Like you just go to sleep and then you just wake up eight hours later.
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You ever see them sleeping and then like it's like a bubble over their head and it's just TV fuzz?
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So when they heard Martin Luther King give his speech, they're like...
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Clint, what was the question that you asked Cole?
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Need to watch Love on the Spectrum and review it.
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Don't think I've laughed so hard in the longest time.
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Dude, I am down to watch retarded people do things anytime you guys are down.
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Honestly, I think another great thing would be just to us to live commentate the Special Olympics.
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This is great in response to I'm okay as I have a dream.
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I couldn't understand what they said at the end.
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I didn't even watch it, but I bet it's not even close to what I have in Cole's...
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I really, really, really want to get to the end of this show.
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I assume a black woman just found out she ate unwashed chicken?
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Maybe it's the Comet Cornstarch Challenge, where they just mix all the things that they
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Look, you know what it really is if it's a black person covered in white powder.
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See, yo, for our blacks, it's common in Listerine.
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They cut out the middleman and go straight for the gas.
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Dude, imagine if the black race just finally got over all their addictions to random shit,
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but I was thinking about how if we don't have an external enemy,
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I was thinking about how we always turn amongst ourselves
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if we don't have an external enemy that can galvanize us in the fight, right?
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Yeah, well, see, that doesn't do anything for me because they're not relevant.
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by getting African-Americans and Caucasian-Americans
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and all of the Americans to just talk shit on aboriginals?
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Like, why don't we just make the aboriginals the N-words of the world?
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The thing is you have to find a relevant group,
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one that typically has some sort of control over you.
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and then you make them a great scapegoat for all your problems.
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Why don't we start that rumor that aboriginals run the world?
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I know as libertarians, we usually are against empirical evidence,
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but this is empirical evidence that they are not making it.
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You guys are fake saying that the Jews have a high IQ.
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I have not been following whatever Top has been arguing about Jeremy Coffman with
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and I don't even know who's on what side and who's in saying what.
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Coffman is being a Jewish supremacist the way that Trashman was being a white supremacist,
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Because we have the highest IQ or something like that.
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you're at the top of the IQ chain as far as like who gets what,
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He thinks you're a genius based off of the Jewish scale,
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if you rate a fish on how well it can climb a tree,
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the IQ is all based upon how well you can run a bank,
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I think in general the IQ of the Jewish people is not that high.
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and then the rest of them are wearing fucking big raccoon hats
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If your culture is to bite off the foreskin of a baby and suck the blood dry,
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you cannot tell me that you also have a high IQ.
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that the street shitters also have a very high IQ on average.
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I did not expect Cole to make a good counterargument in an IQ discussion,
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like the reason the Jews run the world is not because of IQ.
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So it would make sense that the one with the highest IQ would really try to gatekeep
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They group up among their group and then other people,
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to like suppress anyone else that identifies patterns.
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they're getting a little bit too close to the sun.
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I think Jews just rank their own IQ on their own scale,
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The delivery and maybe a restructuring would really make it pop.
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And everything that I say is just something that I'm thinking about as a tweet.
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We discussed this like two weeks ago and everyone was baffled.
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I do have one question that related to that video that we just saw with the black person dumping.
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Because black people use like liquid dish soap as a marinade for their chicken.
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Are they using the powdered dish soap as a dry rub?
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I honestly think that that might have been what he,
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I'm just going to start calling them chicken robbers.
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how many episodes are we going to do in this one?
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early days before they had any censorship at all.
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The fucking KKK had their own outreach children.
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so the Andrew show is a show that is starring a child,
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we would have gone through some good timestamps.
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And this show is for all the white kids out there.
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I need you to back it up just to the beginning,
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And I need you to turn the volume up because it's full screen.
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And this show is for all the white kids out there.
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but the way that machine only captures certain,
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these things have to be archived in the Wayback Machine.
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This is the greatest deep dive we could possibly go on.
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there are four or five episodes of the Andrew show.
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I want desperately to believe that this was sincere,
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that there was just some rabid racist who was raising their kid.
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and literally was saying this was like a legit outreach thing from the KKK.
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I think he had like an older sister or something that was also doing some sort of like older
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It's the way that it just doesn't work like that sometimes.
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It's a top spot for racially aware young people.
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it'll be the interest of proud white teens everywhere.
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a former high school history teacher and coordinator of the Knights party,
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there's a lot of stuff that we got to get into.
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What if I were to tell you that the axis was the good guys?
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What you would have needed was some person who could anticipate that this stuff was going to get taken down off of YouTube.
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that would have had to have downloaded all these episodes or archived them all in the Wayback Machine.
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do you know how much better the internet was before censorship?
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we would still have gems like this being produced all the time.
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I want to read to you real quick another line from the show.
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most of you have heard about the movie called The Spy Next Door.
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I love that he doesn't really degrade other races.
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He just talks about race mixing and how it's bad.
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by trying to combine other conspiracy theories.
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so that is good for all the black kids out there.
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enables me to predict these things pretty well.
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But what does it have to do with him being overhyped?
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with what the market is going to set the number at,
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I'm saying that most people think that he's an underdog.
01:32:38.100
No, I'm saying he won't be able to knock him out.
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I think there's a chance that he does knock out Izzy,
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This is what we're going to be betting on next.
01:33:07.900
This is top and Toad arguing about sports betting.
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you just hear fucking fluorescent light bulbs breaking.
01:33:34.040
Yo, I've been to one of these wrestling events.
01:33:41.740
So these guys are just smacking the shit out of each other.
01:34:12.100
That's the modern Passion of the Christ remake.
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they crucified him on the cross of fluorescent light bulbs.
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are you also looking at scheduling matchups on that too as well?
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circumcised her tongue it looks like some of the skin yeah from the it is probably the filters and
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that's be this oh that could be it could be ice cream so good thank you i don't understand why
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is what's ice cream so good is that just something she's just i i i when people send her money she
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gets an emoji that that shows ice cream she's ready yeah she's right she's right maybe people
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are telling her to say this is really fucked up this is like like this is dystopian man
01:38:56.560
it's discovering it's discovering like the depravity of man right here yeah everyone's
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in their own separate cubicle and she's in her own cubicle performing for these people in their
01:39:06.700
cubicles who just want to hear this stuff yes yes hey this is this is like black black mirror
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how much do you think she gets paid black black mirror oh shit i just got that that's really good
01:39:17.600
no uh she gets probably gets paid a good amount if she's probably streaming like yo this shit is
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going uber viral this bitch is going to get paid like a mother fuck she's going to be going ice cream
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so good for like the rest of her life i mean i mean i would if i if i could do asmr shit like this
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and like oh she grout yeah like this like yeah these these twitch streamers these people that do
01:39:42.480
this shit like all fucking day 36 million impressions on this video this bitch is getting paid oh boy
01:39:47.860
they make people are going to see this a lot of them are going to laugh but then like she's she's
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tapping into that market of people who are looking for her which is weird probably yeah the fact that
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there is a market for her is so bizarre i've never understood it like even the fucking even the the
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only fans girls there's just a level of depravity and despair that's devastating but you have this
01:40:08.480
just acting like a robot like a fucking anime character or something just ice cream so good
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and she just does this all day and just gets paid and people like are like what sitting around jerking
01:40:19.120
off to it i don't fucking understand do not do not get dive deep into like the twitch only like the
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twitch streaming girls that that do irl streaming like all day they're just on camera all day and dudes
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just send them money and they just like there was one that was she would she literally live stream
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24 hours she was she would live stream herself sleeping and guys would just be and it's the
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chat just going like i mean just going crazy sending still sending money this is the same girl
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talking to each other either they're talking no they're just talking they're just like sending
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they're they're just like i mean i guess they have this weird i hope you're having great dreams
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i know murderers black she's not she shouldn't be able to vote
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and the one i'm talking about her name's amaranth she just got uh diagnosed with uh
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oh fuck what was it uh uh it wasn't she's 100 that bitch no
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amaranth yeah she's like she's that red-headed chick yeah well i don't know
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because that might be what did she get diagnosed with it was um not cervical cancer it was um
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bummer which it was but it was something it was something like that uh ovarian cancer i think
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what it was oh yeah she like ovarian failure something where like her failure failure
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you could probably do it honest honestly if you do like ice cream so good yeah yeah just just
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say shit for i mean just like all day like it's insane she just yo she's she's sitting there
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single popping popcorn and a motherfucking flat iron saying ice cream so good all day
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that's i like look i know she's getting paid and and god bless her but that is a that is a lifestyle
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that's almost as sad as what the dudes are that are sending her money when my when my daughter grows
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up and like like a boy comes over and he's got to talk to me i'm gonna have my my my wife's uh
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uh ironing iron what is that called curling iron i'm just gonna curling yeah i'm just gonna be
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single popping popcorn as he talks to me and just watch him be like get hard
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i put into a bowl every time i just put into a bigger bowl
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do you think she eats the popcorn after she's like she shuts the stream off and she's just like
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yo fuck it yo you should do that you should you should do that you be like yo hey where were you
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taking my daughter motherfucker and then be like ice cream's so good huh and then watch him just
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glaze up just be like sorry he starts giving you money he just pulls out his wallet ice cream's so
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good and he just he goes he goes you gonna have her back at 10 pop
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dude i'm telling you it is it is weird the like these twitch streamers asmr girls have got this
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like there's an entire subset of the human species that are really into this and they're rich as fuck
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like they're the uh i saw like a um a thing where the amaranth girl a guy sent her uh he sent her
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like a case that had like a hundred grand in it oh yeah and and then a new iphone and then said
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also by the way and he was he had like a contract and he was like by the way i will give you full-time
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security for like for free he was like i'll pay for it and everything if you want it and she and i was
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like what the like dudes just i mean and i think he just said just if you like like just call me out
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on stream or some shit like that just like that's for the not even a crumb of pussy like literally
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just like i mean nothing there's it's crazy sad and she has a boyfriend or a husband or some shit
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like that i'm pretty sure it's humiliation fetish because it's like well yeah it's i don't understand
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i can't rationalize it otherwise like what are you getting what are you fucking getting that is
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what it is it's fin doming so it's these guys that like make a lot of money and then they
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they tend to want to be like dominated in some way and in this case they're being dominated by
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just giving up a bunch of their money for absolutely nothing dude i want i need to find
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out how to get into this fucking racket yeah you want to dominate you want to become a fin dom yeah
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i need to dominate i should just get like a dope-ass filter ice cream so good this is what you do clint
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this is what you do you do a stream with josie and josie is doing asmr but then you're you're like
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the bull and you're jerking off in the corner for sure you're actively cooking them as as she's
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like yeah with their curling iron you're saying them you like that shit yeah i'm trying i'm trying
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to i'm trying to pull a twitch and see if i can find like the send the money one fucking streams
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right now and i bet you like it's a market yeah i bet you most of the top streams are like i mean i
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bet if i here i don't type in asmr and see how many people are watching this shit uh it's it's it's a
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disturbing amount yeah i'm gonna so it's like i'm watching it right now yeah it's it's weird
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because it plays off of a meditative thing like it it it's clear that like there's a huge mental
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health crisis and the asmr is essentially just yep you don't have to service around you got you get
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through an ad it's stupid twitching ads but like we can't we can't mute that fuck you played a
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commercial no i clicked on i clicked on a stream this is like the the top asmr stream right now
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and i'll show you why it's the top asmr stream right now yeah yeah you can put it oh i mean this
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is it's on twitch that's what's the hammer i don't know i don't know dude hammer her tits
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oh it probably makes noise it probably makes noise for you and much i mean and there's a
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there's like 1300 dudes watching and they've been streaming for two and a half hours and you know
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this shit is boring look at these girls they're not talking about shit i mean they're no i mean
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look how many asmr there's there's like obvious reason why guys are watching these i don't see it
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but like but like porn exists so what are you doing you just want to see a bitch whisper it's
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like that classy porn like that shit that i was talking about the other yeah i guess that's true
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it's like girls that you haven't seen naked and you're like you just desperately praying that a
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nip slips and so you sit there for 30 hours straight it feels like you're accomplishing something more
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when that happens it feels like there's more integrity and actual i don't i don't know
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what did he say he goes it feels like you're accomplishing more there but i don't know
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you know i think you know i'd rather my daughter be on only fans than be an asmr girl
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really yeah it just seems this seems dirty it seems something like worse playing psychologically
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with the human mind whatever they're doing yeah ice cream sex stuff makes sense right they'll
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literally lick the microphone like they'll just sit there and lick it and guys are just fucking just
01:47:16.900
just beating off yeah well because they're imagining one hand sending money with the other it's
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it's crazy yeah it's it's the sound of one hand fapping
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dude dude if she's gonna pretend that uh my dick is an ice cream cone and do that to it
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you know she's not oh do you understand that do you understand that that's not gonna happen
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you got one more video for us i thought it might i know we have we have slumped the god
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it's uh it's midget uh gymnastics dude this is like the most brutal like
01:48:24.660
of all the vaccine injuries you could get this has got to be the worst
01:48:28.860
he rolled his ankle or whatever that does he have ankles
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he's not even a little person i i swear to god that dude's vax injured for real
01:48:49.880
wait does does the does the uh vax cause you to become a midget
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no dude he's not a midget that's not a midget that's a fucking yeah that's like something beyond
01:48:59.520
what's beyond midget that's an aboriginal midget an avid an ab-a-a-miginal an ab-a-ridget
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i have no fucking clue dude all right this we'll get out of here on this uh
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they're saying no the dude in the front is going no no no is he wanting to stay
01:49:35.360
he literally he was like i'm literally gonna die
01:49:38.800
dude the crowd cleared out it was like fucking like
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who's catching that who's catching this guy's a fucking missile
01:49:45.540
like like if you if you had tried to catch him it would have been head-on-head collision
01:49:51.960
yeah like yeah you're supposed to like jump turn over and like basically like you know
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spread out yeah flop your body kind of like this
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go completely flat on your back and he's just like dive like he was like i'm going
01:50:08.740
he was straight on his way to ukraine man russia just launched his ass
01:50:18.200
dude he's diving like a fucking olympic diver man like what the fuck you know it's funny too
01:50:23.320
that black guy was like i had he had a crazy dream right where he was like i'm gonna make
01:50:27.200
this white boy jump off the stage i i dream i don't think i don't think it's concrete i think
01:50:32.840
that that looks like like uh hard dirt it's been no it's just hard dirt dude but but yeah
01:50:37.540
thousands of people thousands of people that have been stomping that sand into hard hard rock dirt
01:50:42.900
like that is brutal do we know do we know what what concert was this doing now
01:50:47.280
elizabeth asked how did that not break his neck because he's white
01:50:56.740
no honestly god like i think i think that's what i think that's why i think that's why he survived
01:51:01.140
he ain't one of those weak necks that's why you don't see black rappers doing that shit because
01:51:04.780
they can't survive it dude you know what you don't you don't see it all black divers because
01:51:08.820
they can't swim and they have weak necks it actually has nothing it actually has nothing
01:51:13.760
to do with their inability to swim it's the impact on the water oh it's it's actually every
01:51:20.900
i feel like i made that joke too so i made that joke too i just i did
01:51:27.480
yeah when that when that was brought up i i re-listened to this show i did
01:51:34.580
oh my god i never really listen toad with the stolen banger that's all i do
01:51:40.300
i mean just a sad toad with the toad with the banger i mean honestly toad i still want to say
01:51:46.320
you're wrong about your gambling thing if you want to like you have to watch the sport
01:51:50.820
yeah you have to watch the sport i obviously don't i've proven that over
01:51:54.580
no no no i can i can understand and i can understand i can understand i can understand analytics when it
01:52:00.140
comes to baseball maybe even basketball because so much of it is i don't use analytics
01:52:04.440
i don't use analytics right now i use like basically just austrian economics essentially
01:52:10.180
is what i use no you don't there's no oh man yeah see here's the part like if toad was if toad
01:52:17.680
was really the high iq genius that i that we think he is 145 he would be trolling us
01:52:22.600
156 one for whatever but look at he means it and he's like he's not he's like not gonna budge
01:52:31.300
on this position like to the point where it's like hey toad we're all gonna go out and watch
01:52:34.500
ufc he'd be like no just like out of spite now like now you won't watch it i'm not gonna watch
01:52:39.320
it it impairs my judgment if you can't if you can't i cannot be i cannot be uh biased by watching
01:52:48.340
the sport i mean i mean in a way it does bias you like if you well if you're a fan yeah what the
01:52:53.400
commentators are saying if you're overreacting to what you're seeing it absolutely fucked me up when
01:52:58.760
i was because i bet heavy back in the day and it would always fuck me up because i would like
01:53:03.580
chargers lakers i can't bet against them it's like impossible well that too there's yeah there's like the
01:53:08.860
the emotion behind it kind of fucks you up you have to you have to take the emotion completely
01:53:13.600
out of it i don't know but the whole the whole way i won was because i actually watched every game
01:53:19.320
of the nfl all year long and by the end of the season i i knew everything i was like you can't
01:53:24.960
fucking i just said i don't think toad knows what austrian economics is probably a fucking faggot
01:53:30.620
dude all he does is fucking insult me in the fucking chat he can get fucked
01:53:33.940
angie's the best i like injure oh man i uh yeah i just i just don't understand it i don't understand
01:53:42.820
how you could like one-on-one i am wearing pants tonight i don't know how scheduling could actually
01:53:48.700
fuck it up all right i guess we're just gonna end the show there because you guys are on a fight
01:53:53.080
yeah damn it top i was i was setting you up this entire time to do what you do and you haven't done
01:53:58.860
it what is this what do i do i was i was getting toad on all sorts of rants and i was waiting for
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you i kept giving you the tower power our slut to the tower power our bitch no way jose liberty
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cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
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liberty lock is truth say same with lobster cole and jose toad is sick no way jose the tower power
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our slut they made daes for all his tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
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tower gang tower gang they speak courage you spend bed more than rogan you fed you fed 20
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Libertarian won't be the same, they revolution-y
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It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all of it.