Tower Gang - July 13, 2023


Ep 131 - Mixing of the Waces


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 56 minutes

Words per Minute

191.6043

Word Count

22,239

Sentence Count

2,328

Misogynist Sentences

137

Hate Speech Sentences

276


Summary

Cliff and Cole are joined by special guest Top Lobster to discuss WAGVU, the N-word, and the people who should or should not be fired from the Liberty Lockdown team. Also, Cole gets a boner.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey, so what did you want to talk about?
00:00:01.880 Well, I want to tell you about Wagovi.
00:00:04.560 Wagovi?
00:00:05.300 Yeah, Wagovi.
00:00:06.500 What about it?
00:00:07.160 On second thought, I might not be the right person to tell you.
00:00:10.360 Oh, you're not?
00:00:11.140 No, just ask your doctor.
00:00:13.400 About Wagovi?
00:00:14.860 Yeah, ask for it by name.
00:00:16.500 Okay, so why did you bring me to this circus?
00:00:19.840 Oh, I'm really into lion tamers.
00:00:21.940 You know, with the chair and everything.
00:00:24.420 Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name.
00:00:26.520 Visit wagovi.ca for savings.
00:00:28.860 Exclusions may apply.
00:00:30.420 It's fucking...
00:00:31.360 It's Cowagay Wednesday, motherfuckers.
00:00:44.680 What's up, retards?
00:00:46.580 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby.
00:00:48.200 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's...
00:00:51.200 ...mussy.
00:00:53.300 You want to kill me or you want to give me a boner?
00:00:56.080 I don't know.
00:00:57.120 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny.
00:01:00.460 Hello is me, I'm retarded.
00:01:02.680 Any of you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit where they're...
00:01:06.200 The three of you had a threesome of some kind.
00:01:10.980 I was watching it and jerking off.
00:01:13.720 And...
00:01:14.320 ...fucking ass.
00:01:17.040 Toad's on fire!
00:01:18.380 She was a 10 in real life.
00:01:19.840 She's like a dead 8.
00:01:21.240 Lewis, you're like a brother to me.
00:01:24.720 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.
00:01:26.780 That is...
00:01:27.100 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast.
00:01:29.780 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.
00:01:36.840 It's not what this show is about.
00:01:38.620 This shit is retarded.
00:01:39.420 You can say it.
00:01:44.100 I say it.
00:01:44.800 Come on, man.
00:01:45.300 I want you to say it.
00:01:45.940 Say it for real.
00:01:46.360 I want you to hear it.
00:01:47.160 What you got?
00:01:47.920 You want me to say it?
00:01:48.680 Yes!
00:01:49.140 You want me to say it?
00:01:50.360 Yes!
00:01:50.860 Is anyone going to hit me if I say it?
00:01:52.560 No!
00:01:52.800 Come on, Nick.
00:01:54.200 Let's go.
00:01:55.360 You got me for two hours.
00:01:56.760 No.
00:01:58.120 No.
00:01:58.400 I don't want to touch you.
00:01:59.220 Come on, Nick.
00:02:00.020 What you got?
00:02:00.720 All right, nigger.
00:02:01.440 Oh!
00:02:03.300 You're a sad cracker.
00:02:06.840 You're crazy.
00:02:12.340 It's motherfucking 9-11 on a Wednesday.
00:02:16.280 And you know what that means, bitch.
00:02:17.660 It's time to say the N-word with your white friends.
00:02:20.120 Let's go.
00:02:20.860 It's Tower Gang, bitch.
00:02:22.560 We got Toad in the top left corner.
00:02:25.140 He never ever loses.
00:02:27.100 Oh, man.
00:02:27.460 He was frozen for a second with the most hideous face.
00:02:29.560 It was awesome.
00:02:30.360 Jose Galeson, host of No Way Jose.
00:02:32.160 We got Fat Comic Dave, who's not so fat because he works out constantly.
00:02:36.380 And we got Top Lobster, host of TopLobster.com.
00:02:38.380 I am Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown.
00:02:39.820 Welcome, and thank you for joining us.
00:02:41.880 Hell, yeah.
00:02:42.660 What's going on, guys?
00:02:43.460 It's good to see you again.
00:02:45.480 I love loving the new setup top.
00:02:48.040 You're looking good.
00:02:48.720 Looking like fucking Nick Ashley with the guitars hanging up in the back.
00:02:53.920 I'm feeling like Nick Ashley the way fucking Toad has me this last week, man.
00:02:57.740 Oh, damn it.
00:02:58.440 I was hoping to spring this up on everybody.
00:03:02.260 I was going to wait until mid-stream.
00:03:04.120 And I'll just be like, all right, I got to address this because there's been a split in the game.
00:03:08.260 And I was going to throw it to the audience to be like, let them decide.
00:03:13.300 Do we fire Toad?
00:03:14.620 Fuck the audience.
00:03:16.860 Fuck democracy.
00:03:18.160 Should we kill Toad?
00:03:19.340 Suck my dick.
00:03:20.280 You do that every episode.
00:03:22.460 Every couple.
00:03:23.280 You know, it's funny because we were going to open with the Mandela effect that Cole has going on.
00:03:28.080 Maybe we would have talked about fucking, what's this guy, that gay dude just saying nigger.
00:03:32.960 But instead, we're talking about Toad and his motherfucking ailments again.
00:03:37.280 Can you just go ahead?
00:03:38.320 I mean, tell the people the issue here.
00:03:40.600 No, no, no.
00:03:41.320 Honestly, I think we should regale both sides.
00:03:44.040 I think this is fair.
00:03:44.760 Toad, you have the floor.
00:03:46.300 I almost got hit by a car again today.
00:03:48.160 Is that what you're talking about?
00:03:48.300 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:49.760 I almost got fucking nailed, brother.
00:03:53.220 Toad, you can't say what you were saying all week and then lead off with that to us.
00:03:58.020 No, I do wear this shirt on Wednesdays.
00:04:01.580 I don't know what it is.
00:04:02.600 I don't even know what the fuck.
00:04:04.340 Elizabeth, the men are talking.
00:04:06.180 Okay, Toad, what's your problem here?
00:04:07.860 Go ahead.
00:04:08.200 Lay it out.
00:04:08.900 Shouldn't she be in the kitchen room?
00:04:10.320 What the fuck?
00:04:10.960 She did make sloppy joes tonight.
00:04:12.380 They were very good.
00:04:13.100 All right, Cole, tell them what we're talking about.
00:04:15.080 This is Toad's problem.
00:04:16.240 Toad, I can't believe.
00:04:17.280 Dude, you were in my DMs.
00:04:19.620 I mean, you were in the Tower King DMs.
00:04:21.820 Chad-itis.
00:04:22.860 Yeah, that's my problem.
00:04:24.300 No, Toad, you need to lay out for the audience the way you feel and then let them decide.
00:04:30.700 And Top and Jose and whoever can lay, I'll be the neutral arbiter in between.
00:04:36.000 Lay out your problems.
00:04:37.940 Yeah.
00:04:38.180 I think Cole is neutral.
00:04:39.760 Cole is neutral for sure.
00:04:40.660 I try to be.
00:04:41.660 I don't think that it's particularly funny or good for the show that the show has turned into 100% of the time Toad's ailments every episode.
00:04:50.260 That's what I think.
00:04:51.820 Do you think it's 100% of the time every episode?
00:04:53.840 You honestly think that?
00:04:55.520 It feels that way.
00:04:57.480 You feel that we're just.
00:04:59.240 Got it.
00:04:59.660 If it were that, if that's all we were doing here, I wouldn't show up.
00:05:02.660 I promise you that.
00:05:03.360 All right.
00:05:03.720 We're definitely covering more than that.
00:05:05.180 I feel like, well, yeah, Lil Dicky, I'm never going to be in your DMs.
00:05:09.660 Slow your roll, bro.
00:05:12.380 But that's all you got, Toad?
00:05:14.040 I mean, you could have.
00:05:15.180 Yeah.
00:05:15.360 I mean, I was giving you.
00:05:16.080 You had the floor.
00:05:17.100 You could fucking.
00:05:17.720 I'm going to be honest with you.
00:05:18.760 You could lay it out.
00:05:19.600 That's his bitch.
00:05:20.580 He was like.
00:05:21.840 Dude, it's not that serious.
00:05:22.980 If Toad is right, if Toad is right, then we do basically use him as our content machine.
00:05:28.440 And he's saying that it's too much.
00:05:30.100 If that's true, that's good.
00:05:31.840 You think how much better you think this show would be if we didn't talk about Toad?
00:05:36.820 Toad is like the most boring person I know.
00:05:38.880 And we're constantly talking about him.
00:05:40.700 This show wouldn't be fucking tremendous, Toad, if we were just talking about you.
00:05:44.080 This show is on the up and up.
00:05:45.820 We're signed to Gas Digital, you idiot.
00:05:47.920 I know.
00:05:48.480 I know.
00:05:49.540 And you think we got signed to Gas Digital by talking about you?
00:05:53.940 I think that if I was not on the show, we would have no chance to be signed to Gas Digital.
00:05:58.700 That's what I think.
00:06:01.520 I'm going to be the neutral man here, and I side with Toad on that.
00:06:04.380 I actually do believe him when he says that.
00:06:06.140 I think it needs all of us, some more than others.
00:06:09.480 But, Toad, you are, you know.
00:06:11.880 There needs to be foil.
00:06:13.060 No, no, no.
00:06:14.620 No, no, no, no, Mr. Play the Middle Road.
00:06:18.280 I want Cole to rank us in terms of importance.
00:06:20.720 Go.
00:06:21.100 Okay.
00:06:21.760 So, right now, I mean, I guess if we're counting Reed, if it was equal, we would all get 16%.
00:06:30.220 But if we're not getting 20%, that would be if we were all equal.
00:06:33.340 Reed hasn't been here in four months.
00:06:34.800 I think it's fair not to count.
00:06:36.140 Reed gets a 6 million, actually.
00:06:39.600 I think Toad is giving a good 10%.
00:06:43.340 Also, if my wife could, I can hear her watching the show, like, in the other room.
00:06:48.760 You think I'm below 20%?
00:06:50.040 Dude, I run, like, all the, like, tech shit.
00:06:52.240 See, that's the 10% you provide.
00:06:55.920 You should go beat her ass for playing the TV too late.
00:06:58.980 No, no, sorry, sorry, Toad.
00:07:00.100 That is mean.
00:07:01.100 You give 9% for that, 1% on the show.
00:07:03.760 So, you...
00:07:04.160 Toad, we're taking sports bets on if after Cole, when he does all of these percentages,
00:07:08.900 if they add up to 100.
00:07:09.860 By the way, I...
00:07:12.940 There's no chance it ends at 100, you have to go over-under.
00:07:17.860 Does he go over or does he go under?
00:07:19.280 Keep in mind, dude, I fucking swing for the fences.
00:07:22.520 I strike out a lot, but I hit, like, the largest home runs.
00:07:25.820 I hit the most massive fucking game.
00:07:27.080 I told you, you are Josh Donaldson this year.
00:07:29.520 What are you talking about?
00:07:30.560 That's so ridiculous.
00:07:32.160 I swing for the fences.
00:07:33.880 I strike out a lot, but I hit a ton of homers, bro.
00:07:36.800 That's right.
00:07:37.420 Get the fuck out of here.
00:07:38.340 Yeah, as Cole said, dude, I'm fucking Josh Donaldson, man.
00:07:41.480 I'm the Josh Donaldson of comedy podcasts.
00:07:44.440 I mean, he's a Hail Mary person.
00:07:45.680 Toad is definitely...
00:07:46.920 Wait, Cole, finish your pie.
00:07:51.140 That's good.
00:07:51.460 I need to hear the pie.
00:07:52.380 Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:07:53.480 So, I mean, Toad, I'll give you, like, 12%.
00:07:57.000 You're making it hard for yourself, Cole.
00:07:58.880 There's no way you're going to get to 100.
00:08:00.700 Go ahead.
00:08:01.180 Yes, you don't think I can get to...
00:08:02.460 Okay, yeah, so 12% for Toad.
00:08:04.200 I say, for easy math, just don't even include read in the percentage, or why even bother?
00:08:07.780 No, no, I'm not.
00:08:09.020 I'm not, so it's just five of us.
00:08:10.320 Let's bring in the decimal points.
00:08:11.980 Let's make this...
00:08:12.320 Yeah, I was about to say, I was like, Toad gets 12.8%.
00:08:15.160 I'm going to get 22.65, all right?
00:08:19.120 Wow.
00:08:20.640 No, I think Toad gives a good...
00:08:22.980 No, no, you can't do that.
00:08:23.980 No, no, no.
00:08:24.320 Don't help him.
00:08:24.960 Do it in the background, and I'll...
00:08:26.840 I'll reach to 100.
00:08:27.560 I'll get to 100.
00:08:28.300 All right.
00:08:29.020 Toad, I'll be honest.
00:08:32.680 15%.
00:08:33.080 That's fair.
00:08:34.160 And I'll say 5% of that is getting all the stuff behind the scenes done, and you bring
00:08:39.520 10% to the show.
00:08:40.700 Despite making up 13% of the show, Toad accounts for over 50% of the bad jokes.
00:08:47.260 And before you get offended by that, keep in mind with this math.
00:08:50.060 For one, his math's not going to add up.
00:08:51.440 But two, like, let's be real.
00:08:53.600 There's other members that probably make up more than 20%, so it has to pull from elsewhere.
00:08:57.860 I will say this, though.
00:09:00.060 The 80-20 rule does apply here, where Toad is 20% of the podcast, and he does do 80% of
00:09:05.760 the work behind the scenes.
00:09:07.920 So...
00:09:08.240 No, he doesn't.
00:09:08.980 I do most of the work.
00:09:10.240 Yeah, I think Top does, honestly.
00:09:13.840 So who sets up the streams?
00:09:15.840 Dude, that's a...
00:09:16.420 You click three buttons.
00:09:17.420 Bro, bro, it's so easy.
00:09:21.540 I do that for my show.
00:09:22.620 I need to hear the numbers.
00:09:23.520 Listen, man, I'm just so fucking efficient at it.
00:09:26.340 Hey, so what did you want to talk about?
00:09:28.220 Well, I want to tell you about Wagovi.
00:09:30.920 Wagovi?
00:09:31.640 Yeah, Wagovi.
00:09:32.840 What about it?
00:09:33.480 On second thought...
00:09:35.020 I might not be the right person to tell you.
00:09:36.700 Oh, you're not?
00:09:37.480 No.
00:09:38.040 Just ask your doctor.
00:09:39.480 About Wagovi?
00:09:41.200 Yeah.
00:09:41.800 Ask for it by name.
00:09:42.840 Okay.
00:09:43.480 So, why did you bring me to the circus?
00:09:46.160 Oh, I'm really into lion tamers.
00:09:48.540 You know, with the chair and everything.
00:09:50.660 Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name.
00:09:52.860 Visit Wagovi.ca for savings.
00:09:55.180 Exclusions may apply.
00:09:57.600 That's true.
00:09:58.300 He gives it down to two fucking clicks.
00:10:00.440 I want to hear what all you got.
00:10:01.880 He has a macro set up on his computer.
00:10:03.960 He just clicks one button and it just flies through.
00:10:06.380 That's right.
00:10:06.760 I fucking automated that shit.
00:10:08.200 It's AI.
00:10:08.620 It's Tops' nemesis.
00:10:10.780 I bet you haven't automated it.
00:10:13.660 Clint has like 28.
00:10:18.380 I'll tell you.
00:10:18.700 And I want to say because he brings money and fame.
00:10:22.340 And that's at least 8% worth above the equal.
00:10:26.000 So, 28.
00:10:27.460 Yeah, 28 and 15.
00:10:28.440 I don't think he's ever monetarily invested in the show in any way, shape or form.
00:10:31.620 So, I don't know why that matters.
00:10:33.880 It's just what Clint brings to everything.
00:10:35.500 Well, by the way, the show's money is all in my bank account, too.
00:10:41.380 That's true.
00:10:41.760 That was a fatal mistake.
00:10:44.480 No, no.
00:10:45.240 That's your second package.
00:10:46.580 I'm the tower game Jew, baby.
00:10:48.880 I am the most Jewish.
00:10:51.440 I have a lot of regret, so that we're going to inform you right now that you're fired.
00:10:54.620 But you can keep that $900.
00:10:55.660 I have the least amount of foreskin out of all of us, and that is why I run the bank.
00:11:02.160 The least?
00:11:02.700 You think that they cut you shorter than the other guys?
00:11:04.820 Yeah, I do.
00:11:06.300 I mean, they did take more foreskins than they waited later.
00:11:08.980 But the percentage of foreskin might be about the same.
00:11:11.560 To brag about.
00:11:12.640 God damn.
00:11:13.000 Yeah.
00:11:13.360 Honestly, I'm giving Top 30% because he does do behind-the-scenes work.
00:11:19.600 He did a lot of all the graphics on the show.
00:11:22.460 He's always killing it, usually.
00:11:23.740 I think you're really screwing yourself with the math here already.
00:11:26.000 I don't think you understand.
00:11:27.840 I'm good at this shit, dude.
00:11:29.080 Yeah, no, you can't do it.
00:11:30.660 That leaves 27% between me and Jose.
00:11:34.320 Wow.
00:11:35.600 Yeah.
00:11:36.860 It's still wrong.
00:11:38.180 Wait, I got 30.
00:11:39.140 That's not fucking wrong.
00:11:40.840 Toad got 15.
00:11:41.940 Yeah.
00:11:42.200 Toad got 28.
00:11:43.280 That's 43.
00:11:44.420 I got 30.
00:11:45.580 We'll bring up that math.
00:11:47.260 Yeah, that's 73.
00:11:48.140 That's 27% left.
00:11:50.480 Oh, my God.
00:11:51.480 Yeah, fuck you.
00:11:53.740 I'm a college graduate.
00:11:57.140 So, you're thinking.
00:11:58.640 Hey, you got it.
00:11:59.040 And then what's 100 minus 73?
00:12:01.140 It's 27.
00:12:02.220 All right.
00:12:02.580 But how are you going to split 27?
00:12:03.960 That's what I was thinking, and I think it would be.
00:12:06.720 Here's a big question.
00:12:07.700 Yeah.
00:12:12.140 Considering I'm elite and Jose's not.
00:12:15.300 It's been a long time since I've done long division.
00:12:19.160 Cole's like, I get 14.
00:12:20.760 Jose gets 13.
00:12:21.680 Wait, then we were both being less than Toad.
00:12:25.080 Just a reminder for the audience.
00:12:26.560 I screwed myself.
00:12:27.540 The individual who told Cole he was elite is still coping, or still caping for the VAC.
00:12:31.820 So, you know, I don't know.
00:12:33.060 Oh, God.
00:12:33.180 Let it go, Jose.
00:12:34.860 Jesus Christ.
00:12:36.040 What sucks is either I make myself like 21, and then Jose gets six, which is totally wrong.
00:12:42.740 Or somehow I need to go back and less than Clinton top, or way less than Toad.
00:12:47.240 That's what I'm saying.
00:12:47.940 You put yourself in a weird prediction.
00:12:49.340 You're down to five.
00:12:50.460 I got 33% left.
00:12:51.780 It's me and Jose at 18 and 15.
00:12:54.720 That's totally inaccurate.
00:12:56.540 What half of 27 is.
00:12:58.640 So, you're doing all the rest of this bullshit math?
00:13:01.400 Well, I mean, no, it's 14 and 13.
00:13:03.460 I could have done this, but the problem was, if I put us at 14 and 13, then that means we
00:13:07.440 were both less than Toad.
00:13:08.800 So, then I screwed myself in the end, because I gave Toad 15%.
00:13:13.080 Wow, that's fucked up.
00:13:14.900 Yeah.
00:13:15.200 I don't like this.
00:13:16.160 I don't like the way this went.
00:13:17.040 Yeah, but I agree the top's the most important.
00:13:20.360 So, you got it.
00:13:20.840 You got it.
00:13:21.420 Yeah.
00:13:21.660 You did all right.
00:13:22.340 You did good, Q.
00:13:23.740 I think I gave him too much, and I think I gave Clint too much.
00:13:26.380 You know what?
00:13:26.780 We're all 20% across the board.
00:13:28.660 I'm glad you said that claim, because I'm going to be an asshole, and I'm going to say
00:13:33.240 what I said to Toad in the chat, because now I remember.
00:13:36.820 And I said, Toad said, I don't know if I want to do the show, this and that.
00:13:41.360 And then you said, you alluded to that you are Tower Gang, I am Tower Gang, motherfucker.
00:13:45.740 You said, this is my show.
00:13:46.840 That's what I said.
00:13:47.740 Yeah, I probably said that.
00:13:50.100 Wait, did I say that or did Toad?
00:13:51.660 I think we both said that.
00:13:52.540 We both did.
00:13:53.600 And then I said to Toad, listen, we don't want to make fun of you, but if you're going to
00:13:58.120 be gay about this stuff, then I will do another show.
00:14:01.840 We'll call it Tower Crew, and I'll just have on Cole, Jose, and Clint.
00:14:06.400 No, it's called Skyscraper Soiree.
00:14:09.920 Yeah, that's true.
00:14:10.540 Jose did come with that.
00:14:12.440 Ask the people in the chat.
00:14:13.880 Would you watch that show, or would you watch the Toad show that airs?
00:14:16.880 I'm surprised they're watching this show to begin with.
00:14:18.700 I mean, if you keep kicking off airs, it's crazy.
00:14:22.560 That's not going to happen.
00:14:24.040 Dude, the gang is not going to break up like that.
00:14:26.920 Nope.
00:14:27.380 We've got to stay strong, guys.
00:14:28.820 That's right.
00:14:29.300 I mean, not in front of you.
00:14:30.940 We'll still go do that show and do this show with you.
00:14:35.140 Oh, my gosh.
00:14:35.980 A couple years, and then see which is.
00:14:38.180 But at some point, we'll just slowly taper off.
00:14:41.540 At some point, when Tower Gang is huge, we'll do an appearance on your show.
00:14:45.600 All of us.
00:14:46.940 What's going to happen is we're going to get to that point when bands, when they've been
00:14:49.880 touring for a really long time, and they get really famous, and they're just not even
00:14:53.460 homies together.
00:14:54.020 They just show up for the show, and then they just show up a week later.
00:14:56.980 That's what it feels like for me and Toad right now.
00:14:59.360 And honestly, Jose, you'd be the Joey Fatone of that group.
00:15:01.900 I don't know why.
00:15:04.540 Okay.
00:15:05.060 I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but I'll take it.
00:15:06.580 You'd be the fat one.
00:15:08.180 No.
00:15:09.780 No, he's charming.
00:15:11.460 Joey Fatone is, dude.
00:15:12.420 But he's also the fat one.
00:15:13.440 Dude, he's the best one.
00:15:14.700 Well, he literally has a food truck called Fat Ones, where he sells huge hot dogs.
00:15:21.540 He looks like Joey Fatone, doesn't he?
00:15:24.240 Joey Fatone is also the...
00:15:26.920 Oh, fuck off.
00:15:27.740 Oh, my God.
00:15:28.780 Joey Fatone is the voiceover guy of Family Feud as well.
00:15:33.980 Is he?
00:15:34.840 Also, by the way, who's going to be the Yoko Ono of this group?
00:15:38.760 Elizabeth, obviously.
00:15:39.940 Not even a question.
00:15:44.100 Toad's wife?
00:15:45.420 She's making it as hard as possible for you to show up every Wednesday.
00:15:48.280 It's incredible.
00:15:49.340 I see you, Elizabeth.
00:15:50.160 I see you trying to wreck us.
00:15:51.860 She tempted me before, again, this episode.
00:15:53.900 She tempted you?
00:15:54.620 Wow.
00:15:54.920 Yeah.
00:15:55.800 She pushed the tits together.
00:15:59.140 If you don't do it, I'll give you a half-hearted blowjob.
00:16:02.240 All right, guys.
00:16:07.520 You want to get into mailbag?
00:16:08.600 Enough getting up on to it.
00:16:09.680 Yeah, let's fucking do it, yeah.
00:16:10.220 We got mailbag.
00:16:11.400 We got plain...
00:16:11.680 Faceless gets 34%.
00:16:13.000 Plain lady.
00:16:13.960 We got fucking...
00:16:15.000 By the way, Faceless is on Cult of Us.
00:16:17.680 Well, thanks.
00:16:19.340 It's fucking Faceless.
00:16:21.000 Dude, I don't even know what the mailbag is.
00:16:23.720 Faceless is on...
00:16:25.180 Oh.
00:16:27.100 All right.
00:16:27.620 Oh, that's a good question.
00:16:28.760 Josh Smith S. He says, so Jose is a dwarf, Toad is a hobbit, and Top is a dark elf.
00:16:35.200 What fantasy race would Clint and Cole be?
00:16:37.200 Interesting.
00:16:38.080 I would say...
00:16:39.080 Arian.
00:16:42.720 Clint is a human.
00:16:45.920 Yeah, they just named off all the fantasy races.
00:16:47.460 That is a fantasy race.
00:16:49.180 Clint is a human.
00:16:52.380 Cole, I think you're a barbarian at this point.
00:16:55.540 Oh, yeah.
00:16:56.200 That's a good one.
00:16:57.320 Is that even a fantasy race?
00:16:59.540 No, that's a class.
00:17:01.480 I feel like you guys are elvish.
00:17:03.480 Now, everyone watching, look at them, and if they had pointed ears, would it surprise me?
00:17:07.520 Clint would be a high elf, wouldn't he?
00:17:09.340 Clint would be high elf, and I could be wood elf.
00:17:10.760 Clint would be old elf, and you would be...
00:17:13.360 I mean, I might be the wood elf, because I have a boner all the time.
00:17:19.660 No, you're the hobbit.
00:17:20.900 This is already...
00:17:21.540 This is very easy.
00:17:23.500 I'm definitely the hobbit, even though I don't drink anymore.
00:17:26.380 I sing, and I'm a barbarian.
00:17:27.280 Lil Dicky, I did think about that as I'm an orc, but if I was going to do an orc, I'd
00:17:31.880 like...
00:17:32.540 You're too pretty to be an orc, dude.
00:17:34.300 You're a barbarian.
00:17:35.680 Yeah, because I would think Jose would be an orc, but he's also the perfect dwarf.
00:17:38.820 No, he's a dwarf.
00:17:39.500 I mean, the perfect dwarf.
00:17:41.060 You know what?
00:17:41.540 Hold on one second.
00:17:42.280 I don't mean to derail mailbag, but it's bothering me again.
00:17:43.880 I might be a gnome.
00:17:45.080 We were supposed to talk about this, your window, Cole, because now it's dark back
00:17:49.160 there, but like, okay, I've done this show countless times with you, and I've never seen
00:17:55.380 a window.
00:17:55.760 Don't you fucking dare.
00:17:57.080 Don't you dare, Lil Dicky.
00:17:58.100 I already checked.
00:17:59.440 Now I shut down.
00:18:00.020 Dude, I agreed with Tom.
00:18:01.020 That's only a couple...
00:18:01.900 No, see, here's the thing.
00:18:02.980 It was never there, but like, the simulation has pulled together, and it's even fooled
00:18:08.300 Cole.
00:18:09.460 And the rest of you guys.
00:18:09.900 I don't...
00:18:10.660 You can...
00:18:11.340 Elizabeth, do I...
00:18:12.800 Do I close these blinds at all, ever?
00:18:15.720 I can't believe that.
00:18:16.560 Never.
00:18:17.060 I love...
00:18:17.580 Have you ever seen that window, Clint?
00:18:18.600 No, I had no idea there was a window there.
00:18:21.020 That's fucking weird, dude.
00:18:22.500 For real, though.
00:18:23.100 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:18:24.580 For real, Clint.
00:18:25.540 Like, you...
00:18:26.120 No, I shit you not.
00:18:27.380 I had no idea that there was a window there.
00:18:29.160 That's fucking...
00:18:29.980 Holy shit.
00:18:30.560 Yo.
00:18:30.860 No.
00:18:31.360 Fuck you, Cole.
00:18:31.900 That's Mandela effect like a motherfucker.
00:18:34.500 That's crazy.
00:18:35.060 I am telling you, I keep it...
00:18:37.280 All I've ever seen is the mirror, the laundry on the bed, and Cole's gorgeous face.
00:18:44.420 The bed?
00:18:45.280 There's no bed.
00:18:46.060 Why would there be a door that close to a mirror?
00:18:49.720 Like, that doesn't even make sense.
00:18:51.140 It's a closet.
00:18:51.220 I mean, that close to a window.
00:18:52.700 Hey, so what did you want to talk about?
00:18:54.540 Well, I want to tell you about Wagovi.
00:18:57.220 Wagovi?
00:18:57.960 Yeah.
00:18:58.500 Wagovi.
00:18:59.160 What about it?
00:18:59.800 On second thought...
00:19:01.360 I might not be the right person to tell you.
00:19:03.020 Oh, you're not?
00:19:03.540 No.
00:19:04.380 Just ask your doctor about Wagovi.
00:19:07.520 Yeah.
00:19:08.120 Ask for it by name.
00:19:09.180 Okay.
00:19:09.820 So, why did you bring me to the circus?
00:19:12.500 Oh, I'm really into lion tamers.
00:19:14.860 You know, with the chair and everything.
00:19:17.020 Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name.
00:19:19.200 Visit Wagovi.ca for savings.
00:19:21.520 Exclusions may apply.
00:19:23.060 That's a closet.
00:19:24.180 Oh, dude.
00:19:24.660 My whole life is turned upside down right now.
00:19:26.940 This is funny.
00:19:27.240 That's a closet.
00:19:28.140 Dude, I always thought Elizabeth was going to come out of there and, like, fuck you up.
00:19:31.220 Dude, you know what I think happened was?
00:19:33.020 Although, this doesn't even make sense because it's not the longest day of the year anymore
00:19:38.660 because I was thinking maybe this was the only period of time that we've ever seen that
00:19:42.080 window with the sunlight coming through it.
00:19:44.560 And it's always been...
00:19:45.680 Every day that you're in my life, Toad, is the longest day of the year.
00:19:50.280 That doesn't add up, though, Toad.
00:19:51.860 I look to the other ones and it's actually, like, the exact same lighting as it is now.
00:19:55.880 Literally exactly the same.
00:19:58.060 You know what it is?
00:19:58.560 What I was going to say is I don't close the blinds.
00:20:01.020 But the only...
00:20:02.220 I do.
00:20:02.680 I do very rarely.
00:20:04.180 And it's whenever I'm in my, like, in here playing video games late at night, like,
00:20:08.500 12 past 12.
00:20:10.200 Like, I will get scared that somebody will be staring through the window.
00:20:13.920 So, I close the blinds.
00:20:15.160 And I can't...
00:20:15.740 And there's literally nothing behind me.
00:20:17.860 Like, there's nothing back there.
00:20:19.040 But I still have, like, this weird thing of thinking, like, the intruder.
00:20:22.280 I don't know if you know what the intruder is.
00:20:23.520 It's, like, the...
00:20:24.320 Yes, I know what that is.
00:20:27.060 You're talking about...
00:20:27.560 No, I'm talking about, like, the...
00:20:28.820 The meme.
00:20:30.220 Yeah, the meme.
00:20:30.780 The intruder meme.
00:20:31.520 But it comes from an actual, like, ARG horror story.
00:20:35.160 Right.
00:20:35.560 Okay.
00:20:36.020 Don't distract us with this bullshit because that window was still never there.
00:20:39.060 Nobody remembers it.
00:20:40.500 It's crazy that you don't.
00:20:41.560 I really don't.
00:20:42.800 It's just all I've ever seen is the mirror and your...
00:20:46.060 And the...
00:20:46.640 I guess it's a closet door and your joyous face.
00:20:48.680 There has never been a mirror.
00:20:50.160 Well, and don't...
00:20:51.500 No, there's been a mirror.
00:20:52.820 Don't forget.
00:20:53.980 Well, don't forget...
00:20:54.820 That motherfucker Cole is not real.
00:20:57.360 I mean...
00:20:58.000 Dude, I think one of the issues is that Cole's muscles are so fucking gigantic
00:21:03.460 that they might block the view of the entire window.
00:21:05.760 That might be what it's...
00:21:06.840 Nah, but it was when he was fat, too.
00:21:09.100 It's just his shoulders.
00:21:10.080 Oh, but then it was his body that was blocking it.
00:21:14.440 So, to answer your question, I'd be a sorcerer because I've been playing Diablo 4.
00:21:18.240 So, that's the answer.
00:21:19.120 But these are classes, not races.
00:21:22.420 Whatever.
00:21:23.020 I don't know what the fuck the difference is.
00:21:25.440 By the way...
00:21:26.140 You know what?
00:21:27.000 I'm going to be Argonian.
00:21:28.080 I'm actually a loser person, so...
00:21:29.860 By the way, Top will love this.
00:21:32.760 Kajit is...
00:21:33.300 No, I'm not a fucking furry.
00:21:35.340 In Diablo 4, all of the...
00:21:38.220 You pick a class, but every character that you are, you're all the same race, and you're
00:21:42.540 Nephilim.
00:21:44.240 Is that true?
00:21:44.880 I'm not joking, yeah.
00:21:46.320 In Diablo 4, yeah.
00:21:47.860 And you're all Nephilim?
00:21:49.140 Yeah, you're Nephilim.
00:21:50.100 Wait, is that in all the Diablo games, or just Diablo 4?
00:21:53.860 It might be all of them.
00:21:55.980 Oh, damn it.
00:21:56.440 If I was like, if it was just Diablo 4, I'm going to start Conspiracy Theory.
00:21:58.980 It was created by AI, and the AI can only know how to...
00:22:01.680 The only thing they know is Nephilim, and so that's all they can do.
00:22:04.480 This is the only thing they can do.
00:22:05.440 Well, because in Diablo, this, you know, Ray...
00:22:08.180 Oh, that blind...
00:22:09.240 There used to be blinds.
00:22:11.280 Or curtains.
00:22:12.000 The curtains are still there.
00:22:13.720 I did redo them a little bit, but I just shifted them up.
00:22:18.420 That's it.
00:22:19.360 That's what a child he looks like there.
00:22:21.500 I know, with no beard.
00:22:23.240 Again, you can keep showing us old shit.
00:22:25.700 I don't care, because...
00:22:27.400 It didn't happen.
00:22:27.840 It didn't happen.
00:22:30.800 That motherfucking stream is not real.
00:22:34.300 Hey, Toad, what level are you on Diablo?
00:22:38.440 I have a Necromancer.
00:22:40.680 Don't care.
00:22:41.700 Next question for the mailbag.
00:22:43.880 25, I believe.
00:22:46.880 Phil Dog asks, Toad needs to go a week without jacking off.
00:22:50.120 Without a workout, eat well, and get a...
00:22:52.320 Motherfucker, we've been telling him this shit for years.
00:22:54.480 Is that just a comment?
00:22:55.640 Is that just a guy reaching out?
00:22:57.340 It's like, hey, guys, I know this is usually mailbag.
00:22:59.600 I ask a question.
00:23:00.260 I just want to give some healthy advice here.
00:23:01.740 You paid to say that?
00:23:03.820 Eight hours of sleep is never going to fucking happen.
00:23:06.100 That one part of it is not going to happen the rest of the night.
00:23:08.580 It would if you'd work out.
00:23:10.480 No, Clint, I'll ask you.
00:23:11.980 Clint, you are a very busy motherfucker.
00:23:13.740 You had, whenever you were working...
00:23:15.180 You were a busy motherfucker.
00:23:17.860 You ran a mortgage company.
00:23:19.560 Did you still get eight hours of sleep?
00:23:21.260 Yes.
00:23:22.140 Wow, that's insane.
00:23:22.840 I don't ever get eight hours.
00:23:24.300 I consistently get six.
00:23:26.060 Yeah.
00:23:26.660 Six is what I get.
00:23:27.420 Six to eight.
00:23:28.100 Six to eight, you should be fine.
00:23:30.040 I've gotten eight plus hours of sleep every night as an adult.
00:23:34.780 I shit you not, dude.
00:23:35.800 Clint sleeps like a motherfucker.
00:23:37.140 That's true, though.
00:23:38.560 He does not give up.
00:23:39.800 This is why it cannot...
00:23:41.020 I wake up when I wake up.
00:23:42.020 I don't even set my alarm like 80% of the time.
00:23:44.760 Yeah, we had a flight in the morning when we were leaving Tim Pool.
00:23:47.660 It just can't fucking happen.
00:23:49.320 He didn't.
00:23:49.380 He just didn't wake up for the flight.
00:23:51.000 It was incredible.
00:23:51.800 And he almost didn't even wake up for fucking Tim Pool.
00:23:54.140 I'm like knocking on his door.
00:23:55.140 I'm like, you remember this, Clint?
00:23:56.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:56.960 This is no bullshit.
00:23:58.060 This guy wakes up like...
00:23:59.300 I sleep, dude.
00:24:00.180 I sleep like a motherfucker.
00:24:02.220 Like all the way to Tim's house.
00:24:03.600 He's like...
00:24:04.660 And then he gets in the chair and just lights it up.
00:24:06.360 I'm like, I'm looking at him the whole time.
00:24:07.460 It's incredible.
00:24:07.920 I had to go and knock on his door.
00:24:09.740 I'm like, yo, Clint, get up because you're going to miss this.
00:24:12.120 I forgot about that.
00:24:13.540 I forgot about that.
00:24:14.320 Yeah.
00:24:14.740 Yo, and when I travel, my sleep schedule gets fucked up and it takes me like a week of 10
00:24:18.620 hours, nights of sleep to catch up.
00:24:19.500 When he came to my house, these motherfuckers slept.
00:24:21.620 Do you remember that?
00:24:22.740 Yeah, he did.
00:24:23.440 Yeah.
00:24:23.660 Like we all got up for breakfast.
00:24:25.260 Yeah, I slept till noon.
00:24:25.760 We literally got up for breakfast and like talked for like two hours and then left.
00:24:31.640 And he still wasn't up.
00:24:32.780 Like he was still...
00:24:33.740 I have what's called functional narcolepsy.
00:24:36.020 I think I left before he woke up.
00:24:39.140 Now listen, everyone was gone.
00:24:40.340 Yeah, you guys were all gone when I woke up.
00:24:42.220 Everyone was gone.
00:24:42.780 I feel like he did not give a fuck.
00:24:44.140 He was like, I don't give a fuck.
00:24:45.060 Yeah, he woke up.
00:24:46.020 He woke up when I was unloading my parents.
00:24:49.120 My parents' moving truck came.
00:24:50.700 Like in the middle of the day, I was unloading it.
00:24:52.100 And the guy that fucking moved their stuff was like this dude called Jovi Val.
00:24:56.840 You remember this shit, Clint?
00:24:57.920 Yeah, a little bit.
00:24:58.660 Okay.
00:24:59.120 This guy's like some...
00:25:00.520 I don't even know what he is, but he's like a...
00:25:02.940 I thought it was a dream if I'm being honest.
00:25:04.960 I had just woken up.
00:25:06.000 And you and Ashton come out and she comes down and he sees her and she sees him.
00:25:11.320 And I was like, the fuck?
00:25:13.380 And then you guys leave.
00:25:14.540 I was like, oh, this is my friend.
00:25:15.680 Remember I introduced you and then you left?
00:25:16.860 You left?
00:25:18.080 He said, that woman is a witch.
00:25:21.320 And I was like...
00:25:23.080 What?
00:25:25.400 Speaking of dreams...
00:25:27.400 It makes sense that she was dating a sorcerer.
00:25:30.400 Speaking of dreams, have you...
00:25:32.080 I saw a poll that kind of blew my fucking mind right before we came on here.
00:25:36.840 Some account asked, have there ever been black people in your dreams?
00:25:41.600 And I thought of it and I was like, wait.
00:25:43.540 Holy shit, no.
00:25:44.540 When I checked the poll, it was like 80% no.
00:25:47.360 Huh?
00:25:48.100 You don't have lynching dreams?
00:25:50.800 I had a dream.
00:25:52.320 I can only remember one dream where black people were in it and they chased me down...
00:25:57.880 You were runners.
00:25:58.560 I knew it.
00:25:58.620 They chased me down the street and they gunned me down.
00:26:01.800 I'm not even kidding.
00:26:03.660 White people are not real.
00:26:04.940 No, they're real.
00:26:05.800 They stole my bike.
00:26:07.140 It is true.
00:26:07.920 I wonder if black people could dream of white people.
00:26:10.980 What if black people aren't real?
00:26:12.980 That's awesome.
00:26:13.540 So who's breaking all this shit?
00:26:16.040 What's going on out there?
00:26:17.000 Why is society all fucked with black people?
00:26:18.580 Has there ever been a KKK dude that got too deep down the Alex Jones rabbit hole and concluded
00:26:23.680 that black people were all demons?
00:26:26.660 Oh, yeah.
00:26:27.400 That might be at the top.
00:26:30.020 That might even be at the surface level.
00:26:32.360 That's just all of Alabama.
00:26:34.260 What do you think?
00:26:35.260 I guarantee you there are religious...
00:26:37.680 You mean my family?
00:26:38.740 You mean have I ever been to a family reunion?
00:26:45.780 You mean I do go to church on Sundays and that's...
00:26:48.880 Jesus Christ, Wendy.
00:26:50.820 You might not want to use your full name for that comment.
00:26:54.900 Notron says,
00:26:55.540 Freud said that black people in dreams means your subconscious thinks you're in danger.
00:26:59.640 For real?
00:27:00.760 By the way, Tom, have you done a deep dive into...
00:27:02.560 I know you do deep dives into random...
00:27:03.800 Have you done deep dives into dreams at all?
00:27:05.660 Like what they mean and shit?
00:27:07.460 Does this mean that we exist on a higher level in the dream plane and blacks do not?
00:27:12.260 Is that what this means?
00:27:13.300 I wonder...
00:27:13.860 Honestly...
00:27:14.560 No, no, no.
00:27:14.980 I wonder how much IQ is linked to having dreams.
00:27:18.420 I wonder how much...
00:27:19.920 And if your IQ is too low, you don't even exist in other dreams?
00:27:22.560 Like you just go to sleep and then you just wake up eight hours later.
00:27:25.740 Just like everything just shuts off.
00:27:28.380 You ever see them sleeping and then like it's like a bubble over their head and it's just TV fuzz?
00:27:33.120 Yeah, yeah.
00:27:34.500 Yo, for real.
00:27:35.460 Honestly, most people are probably like that.
00:27:37.760 That's crazy.
00:27:38.840 Yeah.
00:27:39.140 You have dreams?
00:27:39.520 That's fucking hilarious, dude.
00:27:40.560 So when they heard Martin Luther King give his speech, they're like...
00:27:44.560 I have a dream and they're just like...
00:27:46.320 Like what's that?
00:27:48.480 What does that mean?
00:27:50.760 They keep you screaming.
00:27:51.720 Bikes can't be real.
00:27:52.360 All right.
00:27:52.960 I don't know what that means.
00:27:53.820 Oh, my God.
00:27:54.580 Any other questions?
00:27:56.700 We got one more?
00:27:57.340 Yes, we got.
00:27:57.720 I think we got one more.
00:27:58.480 Clint, what was the question that you asked Cole?
00:28:01.560 To rank us?
00:28:03.060 No, no, no, no.
00:28:03.740 Like just the last question you asked him.
00:28:07.820 I don't know.
00:28:09.260 Wow.
00:28:10.000 Is any of this real?
00:28:11.000 Did I ask him another question?
00:28:14.740 Fuck, I don't know.
00:28:15.340 All right.
00:28:15.540 Pull it up again.
00:28:16.200 None of it is real.
00:28:17.480 Dave, to be honest, says...
00:28:19.000 Need to watch Love on the Spectrum and review it.
00:28:21.460 I got drunk and watched a few episodes.
00:28:22.940 Don't think I've laughed so hard in the longest time.
00:28:24.240 Dude, I am down to watch retarded people do things anytime you guys are down.
00:28:28.460 Honestly, I think another great thing would be just to us to live commentate the Special Olympics.
00:28:33.320 Oh, my God.
00:28:34.320 Just to sit there and we just live commentate.
00:28:38.460 That would be a great show.
00:28:40.080 This is great in response to I'm okay as I have a dream.
00:28:48.320 Show you do, motherfuckers.
00:28:51.100 Lion-ass bitch, you ain't dreaming nothing.
00:28:53.040 I don't have a dream.
00:28:54.560 Yeah, non-dream-havers is the new...
00:28:57.720 No, you did that.
00:29:00.600 Non-dream-havers.
00:29:01.580 Yo, little Nicky, pull up my tweet.
00:29:03.820 My latest tweet, please.
00:29:05.960 Yo, it might be...
00:29:07.440 The challenge?
00:29:08.960 Was that a challenge?
00:29:10.280 I thought it was.
00:29:11.220 I couldn't understand what they said at the end.
00:29:12.620 I was just playing gross, to be honest.
00:29:13.740 I thought that was cool.
00:29:15.000 I didn't even watch it, but I bet it's not even close to what I have in Cole's...
00:29:19.560 Oh, no.
00:29:20.780 It's not.
00:29:21.180 It's retarded.
00:29:22.400 What video is this?
00:29:23.780 Cole's Clip Corner.
00:29:25.220 He shared it in the chat.
00:29:27.460 He did tweet it as well.
00:29:29.420 Oh, yeah.
00:29:30.820 Are we actually showing that?
00:29:33.000 Maybe.
00:29:33.900 Our producer may be in my head.
00:29:35.800 I really, really, really want to get to the end of this show.
00:29:40.160 Oh, no, no, no.
00:29:40.860 That's what I want.
00:29:41.320 I don't even know what this is.
00:29:44.200 Oh, no.
00:29:45.200 I assume...
00:29:46.240 Is it...
00:29:48.360 I assume a black woman just found out she ate unwashed chicken?
00:29:51.900 Is it a woman?
00:29:52.720 Look at the...
00:29:53.580 Between the legs.
00:29:54.860 Yeah, it's a dick.
00:29:56.700 Is that a dick?
00:29:57.560 No, it's got a bra on.
00:29:59.880 Yeah, you can't put a bra on, Clint?
00:30:02.500 I mean, I guess I could.
00:30:03.860 Toad needs a bra.
00:30:05.300 Is this person an Aboriginal?
00:30:08.640 You think this person has dreams?
00:30:11.740 No, absolutely not.
00:30:13.880 No, no, no.
00:30:14.820 Not after this.
00:30:15.400 It's lights out, nigga.
00:30:16.100 I can't say that.
00:30:17.180 Y'all try the Comet Challenge, man.
00:30:19.140 You're tough enough.
00:30:19.760 That's a dude.
00:30:20.460 That is a dude.
00:30:21.720 That's a dude.
00:30:22.780 Why does it have titties in a bra?
00:30:24.620 Like a bathing suit top.
00:30:25.440 Oh, my God.
00:30:26.320 I'm so confused.
00:30:27.900 Everything they do is so mysterious.
00:30:30.240 I've never been as confused as I am right now.
00:30:33.600 They wash chicken.
00:30:34.380 I think he said the Comet Challenge.
00:30:37.460 I think that's that toilet bowl cleaner.
00:30:40.260 Oh, it could be the Cornstarch thing.
00:30:41.740 They were all talking about eating Cornstarch.
00:30:42.960 That's why she's all powdery.
00:30:43.640 Why did you say Comet, then?
00:30:46.060 Maybe it's the Comet Cornstarch Challenge, where they just mix all the things that they
00:30:49.480 do.
00:30:49.860 Is it a man or a woman?
00:30:50.740 That's a really bad idea.
00:30:52.060 Yeah, with Henny.
00:30:53.540 Is that a man?
00:30:54.700 No wonder they don't dream.
00:30:56.380 It's a black person covered in white powder.
00:30:58.420 It's popped out all the time.
00:30:59.440 Look, you know what it really is if it's a black person covered in white powder.
00:31:02.760 Just hammer drunk.
00:31:05.400 Just beer-bonging fucking Listerine and Comet.
00:31:08.080 Like, no wonder you don't drink, homeboy.
00:31:09.820 You're fucking brain shop.
00:31:11.940 It's obviously cocaine, is what I'm saying.
00:31:14.860 It's like the Aboriginal.
00:31:15.680 See, yo, for our blacks, it's common in Listerine.
00:31:19.900 For the Aboriginal, they're just sniffing gas.
00:31:22.120 Yeah, they're just huffing gas.
00:31:24.680 They cut out the middleman and go straight for the gas.
00:31:26.820 Dude, imagine if the black race just finally got over all their addictions to random shit,
00:31:32.400 and their entire world opens up.
00:31:35.280 They start dreaming.
00:31:36.080 The IQ just shoots up.
00:31:37.800 They become like Jewish.
00:31:38.620 They start dreaming.
00:31:39.940 I had a really good idea this week.
00:31:44.580 I don't know why it came to mind,
00:31:46.140 but I was thinking about how if we don't have an external enemy,
00:31:49.980 we turn upon ourselves.
00:31:51.040 Oh, I remember why.
00:31:52.100 It was because of Toad.
00:31:53.280 I was thinking about how we always turn amongst ourselves
00:31:56.440 if we don't have an external enemy that can galvanize us in the fight, right?
00:32:00.360 Yeah, fuck Slurp, gang.
00:32:03.000 Yeah, well, see, that doesn't do anything for me because they're not relevant.
00:32:06.260 All right, so I was thinking,
00:32:07.960 how about we heal race relations in America
00:32:10.920 by getting African-Americans and Caucasian-Americans
00:32:14.900 and all of the Americans to just talk shit on aboriginals?
00:32:19.660 Like, why don't we just make the aboriginals the N-words of the world?
00:32:23.800 The thing is you have to find a relevant group,
00:32:26.140 one that typically has some sort of control over you.
00:32:28.840 One, you can really galvanize around,
00:32:33.440 and then you make them a great scapegoat for all your problems.
00:32:36.520 Why don't we start that rumor that aboriginals run the world?
00:32:41.140 Because it's obviously not true.
00:32:43.340 They're just like Joe Biden.
00:32:48.620 They're actually totally present.
00:32:51.180 They're really witty.
00:32:52.340 I know as libertarians, we usually are against empirical evidence,
00:32:55.380 but this is empirical evidence that they are not making it.
00:33:00.100 You guys are fake saying that the Jews have a high IQ.
00:33:03.260 Maybe we can get away with that.
00:33:04.840 But the aboriginal?
00:33:06.080 I have not been following whatever Top has been arguing about Jeremy Coffman with
00:33:10.680 about this Jewish thing,
00:33:11.880 and I don't even know who's on what side and who's in saying what.
00:33:15.980 Coffman is wrong.
00:33:16.780 Coffman is being a Jewish supremacist the way that Trashman was being a white supremacist,
00:33:21.360 but I can't tell if he's joking or not.
00:33:23.680 So he was like,
00:33:24.860 well, obviously the Jews run the world.
00:33:27.700 The Jewels, yeah.
00:33:28.740 Because we have the highest IQ or something like that.
00:33:31.240 And I was like,
00:33:32.400 I don't think you guys do have the highest IQ.
00:33:35.040 I think that that's fucking,
00:33:36.080 I think IQ is made by Jewish people,
00:33:38.800 and you guys just fucking,
00:33:39.960 you're at the top of the IQ chain as far as like who gets what,
00:33:42.980 so you can just fake it.
00:33:44.120 So anyway,
00:33:44.880 according to Tony,
00:33:45.920 you have a 130 IQ.
00:33:47.100 He thinks you're a genius based off of the Jewish scale,
00:33:49.380 so you better be careful.
00:33:50.700 Is this that meme of like,
00:33:52.820 if you rate a fish on how well it can climb a tree,
00:33:57.740 then it's like,
00:33:58.260 they'll wonder it's not going to do good.
00:33:59.540 Like,
00:33:59.660 is this what you're saying,
00:34:00.580 Top?
00:34:00.960 Is it they just like,
00:34:02.460 they were like,
00:34:02.920 oh yeah,
00:34:03.300 the IQ is all based upon how well you can run a bank,
00:34:06.180 or like how well you can,
00:34:07.540 like it's just like.
00:34:08.100 I don't even think,
00:34:09.060 I don't even think the Jewish IQ,
00:34:10.640 no,
00:34:10.720 I think in general the IQ of the Jewish people is not that high.
00:34:14.620 There's probably like real high ones,
00:34:16.480 the ones that run the world,
00:34:17.460 and then the rest of them are wearing fucking big raccoon hats
00:34:20.440 in the middle of the summer in New York City,
00:34:22.520 and dancing on the chair.
00:34:24.100 I'm just saying,
00:34:25.060 don't make no,
00:34:25.520 listen,
00:34:26.040 if your culture is,
00:34:26.920 blow up towers though.
00:34:27.940 If your culture is to bite off the foreskin of a baby and suck the blood dry,
00:34:32.000 you cannot tell me that you also have a high IQ.
00:34:34.540 So I just don't believe it.
00:34:36.360 I counterpoint to you,
00:34:37.500 Top,
00:34:37.800 that the street shitters also have a very high IQ on average.
00:34:41.680 They're also shitting in the street.
00:34:43.500 Right,
00:34:44.060 but here's the thing.
00:34:45.620 That is true.
00:34:46.700 Here's the thing.
00:34:47.500 A compelling counterargument.
00:34:48.600 I did not expect Cole to make a good counterargument in an IQ discussion,
00:34:55.940 but he just nailed it.
00:34:57.440 The Indians have high IQ,
00:34:59.420 but they're low on,
00:35:00.280 they're low on like their,
00:35:01.640 Hygiene.
00:35:02.240 Testosterone.
00:35:04.340 They're low on their scoundrelness.
00:35:06.300 You know what I mean?
00:35:07.100 Like,
00:35:07.320 like the reason the Jews run the world is not because of IQ.
00:35:10.260 It's not because of IQ.
00:35:11.700 I said this though.
00:35:12.980 I didn't say that.
00:35:14.160 I said they're not smart.
00:35:15.580 They're cunning.
00:35:16.480 They're evil.
00:35:16.940 Yeah,
00:35:17.460 they're not smart.
00:35:18.140 They're evil.
00:35:18.600 I mean,
00:35:20.520 really,
00:35:20.960 if you think about it,
00:35:21.780 IQ is mostly about noticing patterns.
00:35:23.840 So it would make sense that the one with the highest IQ would really try to gatekeep
00:35:27.660 allowing to notice patterns.
00:35:29.480 So,
00:35:30.040 I mean,
00:35:30.340 that's what it comes down to.
00:35:31.480 They group up among their group and then other people,
00:35:33.900 when they try to group up on their group,
00:35:35.060 they're like,
00:35:35.280 look at you.
00:35:35.700 What do you hate Jews?
00:35:36.640 Fuck you.
00:35:37.360 It actually is really smart to,
00:35:39.120 to like suppress anyone else that identifies patterns.
00:35:42.260 Cause you're like sitting there like,
00:35:43.680 man,
00:35:43.920 I see this whole,
00:35:44.660 I see this whole matrix functioning.
00:35:46.680 And you're like,
00:35:47.540 you're like all these races,
00:35:48.960 they're,
00:35:49.160 they're getting a little bit too close to the sun.
00:35:50.860 If you know what I mean?
00:35:51.620 That's interesting.
00:35:52.680 Like you said,
00:35:53.300 I think Jews just rank their own IQ on their own scale,
00:35:56.900 which is called the JQ.
00:35:59.100 There you go.
00:35:59.740 All right.
00:36:00.140 All right.
00:36:00.460 Yeah.
00:36:00.580 That was,
00:36:01.420 why is this,
00:36:02.420 what does it mean?
00:36:03.320 Wait,
00:36:03.620 did that even,
00:36:04.460 I'm trying to spell it out.
00:36:05.520 Did it,
00:36:05.760 did it have wordplay?
00:36:07.260 It was IQ,
00:36:08.260 JQ.
00:36:08.940 JQ.
00:36:09.420 I like it.
00:36:10.000 There's something to work with there.
00:36:11.580 It was acronym play.
00:36:12.780 If you want to be specific.
00:36:13.320 The building blocks are there.
00:36:14.700 The delivery and maybe a restructuring would really make it pop.
00:36:17.860 Honestly,
00:36:17.880 write it out in a tweet,
00:36:18.880 tweet it,
00:36:19.440 banger.
00:36:20.200 Like that's,
00:36:20.480 but that's how it works.
00:36:21.680 That's how I do it,
00:36:22.720 man.
00:36:23.220 Dude,
00:36:23.560 dude,
00:36:23.900 I'm,
00:36:24.200 I'm not even real.
00:36:25.160 And everything that I say is just something that I'm thinking about as a tweet.
00:36:29.220 Yeah.
00:36:29.680 Like I'm just AI.
00:36:31.240 We discussed this like two weeks ago and everyone was baffled.
00:36:34.880 Yeah.
00:36:35.020 I mean,
00:36:35.280 it's,
00:36:35.460 it's a breakthrough.
00:36:36.620 Toad's never been my dreams.
00:36:38.240 The Jews measure their stuff.
00:36:39.400 The Jews measure their stuff in the JQ.
00:36:42.060 Yeah.
00:36:42.360 Can we,
00:36:42.620 can we stop using Google Translation?
00:36:44.340 Oh,
00:36:44.660 I forgot about that.
00:36:45.540 I do have one question.
00:36:46.800 You forgot about this bit?
00:36:47.820 Yeah.
00:36:48.080 I was like,
00:36:48.420 what are we doing?
00:36:49.240 I do have one question that related to that video that we just saw with the black person dumping.
00:36:53.340 You only have one?
00:36:55.160 Yes.
00:36:55.860 My one question is,
00:36:57.400 so they're dumping like Comet,
00:36:59.580 right?
00:37:00.240 Comet,
00:37:00.740 some,
00:37:00.900 some sort of like powder cleaning product.
00:37:03.440 Now,
00:37:03.660 do they.
00:37:04.000 Tough lobster versus the IQ Jew space one.
00:37:06.880 That's right.
00:37:07.360 Because black people use like liquid dish soap as a marinade for their chicken.
00:37:11.620 Are they using the powdered dish soap as a dry rub?
00:37:15.300 Hey,
00:37:15.740 so what did you want to talk about?
00:37:17.100 Well,
00:37:17.640 I want to tell you about Wagovi.
00:37:19.780 Wagovi?
00:37:20.520 Yeah.
00:37:21.040 Wagovi.
00:37:21.720 What about it?
00:37:22.380 On second thought,
00:37:23.580 I might not be the right person to tell you.
00:37:25.580 Oh,
00:37:25.760 you're not?
00:37:26.360 No,
00:37:26.920 just ask your doctor about Wagovi.
00:37:30.060 Yeah.
00:37:30.660 Ask for it by name.
00:37:31.720 Okay.
00:37:32.340 So,
00:37:32.920 why did you bring me to the circus?
00:37:35.060 Oh,
00:37:35.360 I'm really into lion tamers.
00:37:37.420 You know,
00:37:37.880 with the chair and everything.
00:37:39.580 Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name.
00:37:41.740 Visit Wagovi.ca for savings.
00:37:44.060 Exclusions may apply.
00:37:44.860 I honestly think that that might have been what he,
00:37:50.000 she was doing.
00:37:50.720 I really don't know.
00:37:51.960 I,
00:37:52.160 I still think it was some sort of cornstarch.
00:37:54.140 Maybe it was like the powdered comet,
00:37:56.680 but honestly,
00:37:57.880 if they just switch over,
00:37:59.540 even if you put powdered comet on your,
00:38:01.600 on your skin,
00:38:02.880 it wouldn't be good for you.
00:38:04.140 If you consume it,
00:38:05.220 it's probably fatal.
00:38:06.360 Like for real.
00:38:07.500 I'm just going to start calling them chicken robbers.
00:38:10.460 All right.
00:38:10.660 Can we get to Andrew show?
00:38:12.100 I really want to watch Andrew show.
00:38:13.940 Oh yeah.
00:38:14.340 We got to do that.
00:38:15.720 Before we,
00:38:16.400 before we transition to Andrew show,
00:38:18.220 which just trust me,
00:38:19.680 you're going to want to watch this segment.
00:38:21.240 It's going to be fucking brilliant.
00:38:23.080 I think we should call aboriginals ridgies.
00:38:26.640 Anybody?
00:38:27.480 Yeah.
00:38:28.340 Rigors.
00:38:29.020 Rigors.
00:38:29.780 No,
00:38:30.280 it's too close.
00:38:31.140 Too close.
00:38:31.780 Too close.
00:38:32.100 I think ridgies.
00:38:33.260 Ridgies.
00:38:33.720 Cause people,
00:38:34.220 people won't even know it's aboriginals,
00:38:36.120 aborigis,
00:38:36.840 ridgial.
00:38:37.380 I think,
00:38:37.800 I think ridgers makes more sense.
00:38:39.480 It's hard.
00:38:39.900 No,
00:38:40.180 it's ridgers.
00:38:40.760 It sounds like you're saying the other word.
00:38:42.500 We need to,
00:38:43.120 we need to,
00:38:43.560 I mean,
00:38:43.960 galvanize the blacks with us on this.
00:38:46.080 Ridgers.
00:38:46.980 Okay.
00:38:47.520 So the Andrew show,
00:38:49.560 how many,
00:38:50.240 how many episodes are we going to do in this one?
00:38:52.100 I need to inform our audience of what this is.
00:38:55.980 Okay.
00:38:56.340 So thousand views.
00:38:57.500 There's,
00:38:57.880 there's a kid and it was put on YouTube,
00:39:00.740 uh,
00:39:01.420 probably early,
00:39:02.760 early days before they had any censorship at all.
00:39:05.180 It was like,
00:39:05.660 it was public access.
00:39:07.080 It was public access.
00:39:08.100 That was the whole point.
00:39:08.880 Yeah.
00:39:09.180 This was on PBS.
00:39:10.660 2009.
00:39:11.280 Shut the fuck up.
00:39:12.340 Yeah.
00:39:12.660 In the nineties,
00:39:13.300 it was on PBS.
00:39:14.100 No kidding.
00:39:14.700 The fucking KKK had their own outreach children.
00:39:16.820 Then I'd be like,
00:39:17.520 all right.
00:39:17.800 Yeah,
00:39:17.960 you're right.
00:39:18.380 It was pretty racist when I was,
00:39:19.540 when I was coming up.
00:39:20.240 I grew up on cyber chase,
00:39:22.260 Clifford,
00:39:22.520 the big red dog,
00:39:23.300 and the show for white kids.
00:39:27.000 So,
00:39:27.200 so the Andrew show is a show that is starring a child,
00:39:31.040 a white child.
00:39:31.720 And it's,
00:39:32.380 it's targeted at white nationalist children.
00:39:36.260 Enjoy.
00:39:36.420 By the way,
00:39:36.840 if we were,
00:39:37.060 if we were the least bit professional,
00:39:38.420 we would have gone through some good timestamps.
00:39:41.320 It's only a minute long.
00:39:42.480 No,
00:39:42.660 it's only a minute long.
00:39:43.100 The first episode is,
00:39:44.140 yeah,
00:39:44.220 a minute and a half.
00:39:45.520 We're watching.
00:39:46.300 White kids.
00:39:47.820 Right.
00:39:48.280 I need to learn something.
00:39:49.680 Very high production quality.
00:39:51.100 My name is Andrew.
00:39:52.900 And this show is for all the white kids out there.
00:39:56.460 You know the Christmas conference?
00:39:58.600 It was really good.
00:39:59.980 Quickie,
00:40:00.400 pause real quick.
00:40:01.040 Pause real quick.
00:40:02.740 This is a good part.
00:40:03.760 This is where,
00:40:04.520 this is where,
00:40:05.180 um,
00:40:05.740 that dude from England that taught his,
00:40:07.460 uh,
00:40:08.220 pug how to do the,
00:40:09.000 uh,
00:40:09.140 the Hitler's loot.
00:40:09.880 This is where he got it from.
00:40:10.940 Holy shit.
00:40:11.540 No,
00:40:11.780 this might be him.
00:40:12.860 This is Count Dankula.
00:40:14.540 It's Count Dankula.
00:40:15.580 This,
00:40:15.780 and he was like,
00:40:16.320 this is the pug.
00:40:17.200 And he was,
00:40:17.640 he saw,
00:40:18.160 he was,
00:40:18.580 he was running the show.
00:40:19.420 And he was like,
00:40:20.080 and that's why he taught it.
00:40:21.100 The Hitler's loot.
00:40:21.760 I need you,
00:40:22.500 I need you to back it up just to the beginning,
00:40:24.400 but where he says that.
00:40:25.300 And I need you to turn the volume up because it's full screen.
00:40:27.680 Cause we're going to riff.
00:40:28.920 I love this kid.
00:40:30.620 Let him get the first couple of lines out.
00:40:32.480 Cause I know,
00:40:32.860 I know this one he's about to say.
00:40:34.080 It's a banger.
00:40:35.760 Hi,
00:40:36.360 my name is Andrew.
00:40:38.180 And this show is for all the white kids out there.
00:40:41.520 You know,
00:40:42.140 the Christmas conference,
00:40:43.960 it was really good.
00:40:46.280 We had singing games,
00:40:49.600 and we baked cookies.
00:40:51.940 We made frosting.
00:40:53.560 And my mom taught us about the frosting.
00:40:57.220 And when you put different colors in it,
00:41:00.300 the white frosting,
00:41:01.700 it can never be white again.
00:41:04.440 Which is how it is when you race mix.
00:41:08.000 And have you heard of the show called 16?
00:41:13.100 It has race mixing.
00:41:15.600 It has propaganda.
00:41:18.500 Propaganda.
00:41:19.960 And the main characters,
00:41:22.380 one of them's black,
00:41:23.660 one of them's Mexican,
00:41:25.100 and some of them are white.
00:41:27.040 And pretty much,
00:41:28.180 tune in next week.
00:41:29.280 Shout out to Andrew,
00:41:37.660 man.
00:41:37.900 I hope you're doing all right.
00:41:39.640 Where is he now?
00:41:40.800 I just love that he's coming in with clips,
00:41:42.720 and he's just like,
00:41:43.280 he has it written down.
00:41:44.340 He's just like,
00:41:44.740 he's just running through.
00:41:45.700 It's just like,
00:41:46.320 like he's on the...
00:41:47.040 2009.
00:41:48.280 That was incredible.
00:41:49.120 2009 was a good time.
00:41:50.360 Yeah.
00:41:50.840 Oh,
00:41:51.220 yeah.
00:41:51.540 I think that's just when it got uploaded.
00:41:52.920 I'm pretty sure this was made in the 90s.
00:41:54.620 It had to be.
00:41:55.180 It had to be.
00:41:55.860 No,
00:41:56.180 no,
00:41:56.440 no,
00:41:56.540 no,
00:41:56.640 no,
00:41:56.740 no.
00:41:56.860 16 came out in like around 2008.
00:41:59.520 No,
00:41:59.680 it says that it aired in 2009,
00:42:02.820 and it was uploaded in 2012.
00:42:04.680 No.
00:42:05.020 Okay.
00:42:05.760 Yeah,
00:42:05.960 no,
00:42:06.240 because 16 came out in like the late,
00:42:10.120 like early,
00:42:11.820 late 2000s.
00:42:12.880 2009 was a good year.
00:42:14.880 Scroll down a little,
00:42:15.660 Dickie.
00:42:15.940 This was uploaded in 2009,
00:42:17.280 but I want to see his channel.
00:42:20.460 A show for white kids.
00:42:23.040 Wayback Machine might not have it.
00:42:24.820 It's Wayback Machine.
00:42:25.820 Yeah,
00:42:26.040 we only have four or five episodes of this.
00:42:29.280 Dude,
00:42:29.620 Andrew is fucking awesome.
00:42:30.840 But he's got 12 videos,
00:42:32.100 it says.
00:42:32.880 Yeah,
00:42:33.060 yeah,
00:42:33.220 but the way that machine only captures certain,
00:42:35.620 like,
00:42:36.560 you know,
00:42:36.760 it says episode,
00:42:37.840 episode 21.
00:42:39.480 Yo,
00:42:39.600 we got to find the missing.
00:42:40.600 My sister Joe,
00:42:41.300 white youth focus.
00:42:43.060 Please go there.
00:42:44.240 Yo,
00:42:44.440 check if that's,
00:42:45.320 check if that exists still.
00:42:46.360 Holy shit.
00:42:48.320 Oh,
00:42:48.600 this is incredible.
00:42:49.580 These,
00:42:49.740 these things have to be archived in the Wayback Machine.
00:42:52.000 This is the greatest deep dive we could possibly go on.
00:42:56.220 Dude,
00:42:56.720 we have,
00:42:57.260 um,
00:42:58.020 there are four or five episodes of the Andrew show.
00:43:01.040 I want desperately to believe that this was sincere,
00:43:03.400 that there was just some rabid racist who was raising their kid.
00:43:06.820 And he was just like,
00:43:07.640 he was like,
00:43:08.040 click on it.
00:43:08.700 Instead of me being on here,
00:43:09.860 I'm going to throw out the kids,
00:43:10.980 because no one's getting mad at kids.
00:43:12.400 I read an article,
00:43:13.440 and literally was saying this was like a legit outreach thing from the KKK.
00:43:17.800 And he like,
00:43:18.300 I guess he had,
00:43:19.340 I think he had like an older sister or something that was also doing some sort of like older
00:43:22.580 teens thing.
00:43:23.620 Yeah.
00:43:24.760 There's more to dive into.
00:43:26.860 How old was she?
00:43:27.920 I don't know.
00:43:28.420 She was dead before.
00:43:29.300 She was hot.
00:43:31.280 Is her name Ashton?
00:43:32.580 Dude,
00:43:36.020 she,
00:43:36.280 she does look like an Aryan supremacist.
00:43:39.480 So wait a little,
00:43:40.020 you can't pull this thing up.
00:43:41.020 What the hell is going on here?
00:43:41.960 It's the way that it just doesn't work like that sometimes.
00:43:44.520 Like it's very,
00:43:45.580 all right.
00:43:45.900 Yeah.
00:43:46.040 It's the way back machine.
00:43:47.620 So that sucks.
00:43:49.700 White youth focus.
00:43:51.440 Here,
00:43:52.040 just look it up.
00:43:53.140 You know,
00:43:53.520 2011,
00:43:54.620 the Obama brings out the,
00:43:56.040 in 2009,
00:43:56.960 Andrew was bringing the facts.
00:44:01.020 What is honestly,
00:44:02.300 where do you think?
00:44:03.520 I want to know where Andrew is today.
00:44:05.340 So,
00:44:05.600 yeah,
00:44:05.800 it's still around.
00:44:06.940 Holy shit.
00:44:07.780 She's not bad.
00:44:09.080 Oh,
00:44:09.480 it doesn't have any content.
00:44:10.500 They probably,
00:44:11.040 no,
00:44:11.480 they deleted it.
00:44:12.640 It's a top spot for racially aware young people.
00:44:15.280 Whether it's entertainment news,
00:44:18.360 school news or world news,
00:44:19.560 it'll be the interest of proud white teens everywhere.
00:44:21.860 The program is hosted by Billy Roper,
00:44:23.600 a former high school history teacher and coordinator of the Knights party,
00:44:26.100 Crusaders youth corps,
00:44:27.640 and Shelby,
00:44:28.140 the white nationalist band.
00:44:29.480 I love that this guy was a history.
00:44:31.640 Imagine those history classes.
00:44:33.440 All right,
00:44:33.600 guys,
00:44:33.820 we're going to talk about World War II.
00:44:35.860 First off,
00:44:36.380 I want to say,
00:44:37.160 there's a lot of stuff that we got to get into.
00:44:40.060 This is not on.
00:44:40.820 What if I were to tell you that the axis was the good guys?
00:44:43.900 No,
00:44:44.400 dude,
00:44:44.760 Wooden Doors,
00:44:45.900 come on.
00:44:46.440 The axis didn't exist.
00:44:47.360 What you would have needed was some person who could anticipate that this stuff was going to get taken down off of YouTube.
00:44:55.580 Somebody who is massively racist,
00:44:57.440 obviously,
00:44:57.880 that would have had to have downloaded all these episodes or archived them all in the Wayback Machine.
00:45:02.780 So our audience.
00:45:04.280 Dude,
00:45:04.460 do you know how much better the internet was before censorship?
00:45:07.880 Like,
00:45:08.040 if there was no censorship,
00:45:09.800 we would still have gems like this being produced all the time.
00:45:13.160 Guest star Alex,
00:45:14.040 it's crazy,
00:45:15.260 dude.
00:45:15.420 Oh shit,
00:45:16.600 we're watching another episode?
00:45:17.840 Oh man.
00:45:18.640 Alex has red hair,
00:45:19.580 don't race with him,
00:45:20.480 Andrew.
00:45:23.140 Don't race with the fucking gingers,
00:45:25.300 man.
00:45:25.720 Little Dicky,
00:45:26.400 you're off the show.
00:45:27.500 Guys,
00:45:27.720 I want to read to you another line.
00:45:29.340 We need to cherish this.
00:45:30.760 We should save this for next week.
00:45:31.060 I want to read to you real quick another line from the show.
00:45:34.120 Now,
00:45:34.340 most of you have heard about the movie called The Spy Next Door.
00:45:38.200 Jackie Chan in the movie is a spy,
00:45:40.200 but he is dating a white person.
00:45:42.280 But the two people dating are race mixing,
00:45:45.340 and that is not good.
00:45:47.040 Not good at all.
00:45:49.360 I love that he doesn't really degrade other races.
00:45:52.900 He just talks about race mixing and how it's bad.
00:45:55.260 And you have to deduce why it's bad.
00:45:57.720 He wants the Asians to be Asians.
00:46:00.720 They're separate but equal.
00:46:02.340 By the way,
00:46:03.500 we'll stick with our people.
00:46:07.320 We'll see who comes out on top.
00:46:09.440 According to the myth of Jacob,
00:46:13.380 wasn't the white race created by race mixing?
00:46:16.960 No,
00:46:18.180 it was basically scientific experiments
00:46:20.280 that he created us.
00:46:21.760 It was like Vibranium and Wakanda.
00:46:23.340 Please don't derail us
00:46:26.820 by trying to combine other conspiracy theories.
00:46:28.680 We're going to focus on Andrew right now.
00:46:30.220 He was race unmixed.
00:46:31.480 All right,
00:46:31.680 I'll listen to Andrew.
00:46:32.500 Andrew is...
00:46:32.980 I love his speech impediment.
00:46:37.140 Yes.
00:46:37.820 His intro is too long,
00:46:38.840 though.
00:46:39.500 Oh,
00:46:40.100 his intro is way too long.
00:46:41.460 But the music kind of bangers.
00:46:44.120 Hi,
00:46:44.760 my name is Andrew.
00:46:45.780 Oh,
00:46:45.920 he has a friend.
00:46:46.760 All right.
00:46:47.260 And my name is Alex.
00:46:48.780 This show is for all the white kids out there.
00:46:51.460 Is everybody having a good,
00:46:53.340 Is that Cole Sprouse?
00:46:55.000 Have you seen the new Disney princess movie?
00:46:58.020 No.
00:46:58.240 It's called...
00:47:00.020 This kid doesn't have to be in line.
00:47:01.080 He was like,
00:47:01.940 no.
00:47:03.400 That Alex kid is actually just Cole,
00:47:05.220 by the way.
00:47:05.700 The princess is in black,
00:47:06.520 so that is good for all the black kids out there.
00:47:11.380 Out there.
00:47:11.920 But the prince is white.
00:47:13.440 It is all about how race mixing is good.
00:47:17.380 But race mixing is wrong.
00:47:19.940 And other people mix all up.
00:47:23.340 There won't be anyone.
00:47:25.180 Hey,
00:47:25.720 so what did you want to talk about?
00:47:27.080 Well,
00:47:27.620 I want to tell you about Wagovi.
00:47:29.700 Wagovi?
00:47:30.500 Yeah,
00:47:31.020 Wagovi.
00:47:31.700 What about it?
00:47:32.340 On second thought,
00:47:33.940 I might not be the right person to tell you.
00:47:35.560 Oh,
00:47:35.760 you're not?
00:47:36.360 No,
00:47:36.920 just ask your doctor about Wagovi.
00:47:40.080 Yeah,
00:47:40.660 ask for it by name.
00:47:41.700 Okay,
00:47:42.340 so why did you bring me to the circus?
00:47:45.040 Oh,
00:47:45.380 I'm really into lion tamers.
00:47:47.400 You know,
00:47:47.860 with the chair and everything.
00:47:49.540 Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name.
00:47:51.580 Visit Wagovi.ca for savings.
00:47:54.040 Exclusions may apply.
00:47:55.920 So don't race mix.
00:47:58.140 Alex,
00:47:58.800 do you have a comment?
00:48:00.480 Yes.
00:48:01.220 If you guys are familiar with YouTube,
00:48:03.300 type in saga.
00:48:04.620 It's about this white woman
00:48:06.040 that's singing about all these black kids
00:48:08.200 killing the innocent lives of white.
00:48:11.740 That sounds pretty sad.
00:48:16.420 Yeah,
00:48:16.640 it does.
00:48:17.700 That is sad,
00:48:20.400 Andrew.
00:48:20.740 And the white people
00:48:23.100 in the movie.
00:48:25.900 The good guy
00:48:26.760 is a voodoo witch doctor.
00:48:29.360 He has spells,
00:48:30.540 not white.
00:48:31.300 Has magic,
00:48:32.800 potions,
00:48:34.640 and voodoo doctors.
00:48:36.520 Doctors?
00:48:37.040 So it's a pretty bad movie for kids,
00:48:42.900 especially white kids,
00:48:44.680 because voodoo is the relation
00:48:47.540 that lots of blacks used to have,
00:48:51.880 but white people taught them about God.
00:48:57.500 White people taught them about God.
00:48:58.500 Your turn,
00:48:59.000 Alex,
00:48:59.360 you say the racist stuff now.
00:49:01.180 If there were no white people left
00:49:06.140 in a hundred years,
00:49:07.980 and that would,
00:49:09.480 and they're,
00:49:11.420 and they're,
00:49:12.240 Sound it out.
00:49:13.500 Nigga.
00:49:15.220 Well,
00:49:15.520 yeah,
00:49:15.760 but if he tries to say it,
00:49:17.760 it would be,
00:49:18.240 niggle.
00:49:20.560 Well,
00:49:21.220 I'll see you next week.
00:49:23.020 Be white and proud,
00:49:23.980 and tune in next week.
00:49:25.700 Bye.
00:49:27.820 Yo,
00:49:28.360 that's our new sign-off.
00:49:29.480 Yo,
00:49:29.940 imagine you next week.
00:49:31.760 Be white and proud.
00:49:32.980 Yo,
00:49:33.260 hey,
00:49:33.560 we need to clip that for a drop,
00:49:35.200 for real.
00:49:35.940 He legit looks like young me,
00:49:38.340 and I think I'm having memories come back.
00:49:41.280 Young Mexican me,
00:49:42.780 right at the border.
00:49:43.960 No,
00:49:44.280 no,
00:49:44.400 imagine the talk with the other parent
00:49:47.580 of the friend.
00:49:48.520 That's all I was thinking about
00:49:49.880 that entire time.
00:49:50.740 I was like,
00:49:51.340 if they found that video,
00:49:52.780 Alex was never allowed to come back.
00:49:54.700 By the way,
00:49:56.120 they like making YouTube videos,
00:49:58.260 like,
00:49:58.420 oh,
00:49:58.560 that's totally fine.
00:49:59.440 I've heard about YouTube before.
00:50:01.180 Is that on the line?
00:50:01.960 What are you guys doing?
00:50:02.660 You unpackaging new toys or something?
00:50:05.060 What are you guys up to?
00:50:05.880 No,
00:50:06.200 no,
00:50:06.360 we're talking about race mixing.
00:50:08.620 How is this not viral?
00:50:09.880 Dude,
00:50:10.360 that's the biggest question.
00:50:11.940 That's,
00:50:12.200 you know what it is?
00:50:13.080 Because in 09,
00:50:14.080 09,
00:50:14.620 there was infinity racist shit
00:50:16.340 that you could watch.
00:50:17.220 This wasn't even that novel.
00:50:18.780 Yeah,
00:50:18.920 we're going to make this go viral.
00:50:20.340 Clip us watching this
00:50:22.020 and put that shit on.
00:50:23.600 Honestly,
00:50:24.100 honestly,
00:50:24.380 we're going to move culture
00:50:25.220 with this one.
00:50:25.860 Before we play this,
00:50:26.700 I kind of want to save
00:50:28.600 some more for other shows.
00:50:29.860 No,
00:50:29.920 no,
00:50:30.160 yeah,
00:50:30.380 we need to cherish
00:50:30.940 just like a fucking fine bottle of wine,
00:50:32.660 dude,
00:50:32.740 do not blow through it all.
00:50:34.180 We should say yes.
00:50:35.660 I think for the next,
00:50:37.020 we watch one episode.
00:50:38.660 It's like that whiskey
00:50:39.720 in the glass
00:50:40.620 and you go,
00:50:41.060 yeah,
00:50:41.320 dude,
00:50:41.660 and you pop it out
00:50:42.340 every so often.
00:50:42.940 You got to take
00:50:43.300 it in sips.
00:50:44.800 This is our new shit.
00:50:46.980 This is what we do now.
00:50:48.200 We watch Andrew every week
00:50:50.040 and we learn about
00:50:51.600 what you're not supposed to do
00:50:53.540 and that,
00:50:54.480 boys and girls,
00:50:55.480 is what again?
00:50:56.160 You don't waste mix.
00:50:58.160 This is the Andrew Show
00:50:59.560 post-show podcast,
00:51:01.040 all right?
00:51:01.360 That's what this is.
00:51:02.480 Anytime I do anything
00:51:03.540 from now on,
00:51:04.080 I'm going to say,
00:51:05.040 what would Andrew do?
00:51:07.660 Well,
00:51:08.060 I'll tell you what he wouldn't do.
00:51:09.180 It is very,
00:51:13.060 very bad to waste mix.
00:51:14.580 We should not be mixing
00:51:15.660 with the gingers
00:51:17.240 or the niggles.
00:51:18.760 Why do you sound like Trump?
00:51:21.540 Because he got closer
00:51:22.480 to Trump.
00:51:23.540 Do we want to speculate
00:51:25.440 where this kid is at now?
00:51:27.200 Because I mean,
00:51:27.740 like,
00:51:28.180 the thing is,
00:51:29.580 like,
00:51:29.720 usually they say
00:51:30.220 probably a senator.
00:51:34.900 That dude runs the world.
00:51:36.640 He definitely doesn't run a bank.
00:51:37.840 because he's what,
00:51:39.500 like,
00:51:39.780 he's probably what,
00:51:40.420 six years old there,
00:51:41.360 seven?
00:51:42.160 It's 09.
00:51:42.620 I was just,
00:51:43.360 yeah,
00:51:43.660 7-8.
00:51:43.960 So in 2009,
00:51:45.400 so,
00:51:45.820 I mean,
00:51:46.540 so he's about 22 probably.
00:51:48.420 Yeah,
00:51:48.900 he's probably just graduated college.
00:51:51.180 He's thinking,
00:51:52.020 man,
00:51:52.900 I'm glad all those videos
00:51:54.540 are off the internet.
00:51:55.160 Guys,
00:51:55.580 guys,
00:51:56.020 that was Dylan Roof.
00:51:57.360 I just figured it out.
00:51:59.560 Andrew's show.
00:52:00.940 Yo,
00:52:01.420 fucking God bless Andrew,
00:52:03.940 whoever that kid is.
00:52:04.640 Andrew's show is an amazing,
00:52:06.900 an amazing show.
00:52:08.200 For real,
00:52:08.620 we need to add that,
00:52:09.480 like,
00:52:09.680 before the random show
00:52:10.900 in the outro,
00:52:11.540 it just needs to be,
00:52:12.220 like,
00:52:12.520 him going,
00:52:13.020 be white and proud,
00:52:14.120 and then goes into the random.
00:52:15.680 No,
00:52:16.000 hey,
00:52:16.240 I'm not even kidding.
00:52:17.260 We have to clip that
00:52:18.940 and just put it everywhere.
00:52:20.500 It's so fucking good.
00:52:21.480 It's so cute.
00:52:22.680 Just a reminder,
00:52:23.920 be white and proud.
00:52:25.240 See you next week.
00:52:26.580 See,
00:52:26.800 if somebody said,
00:52:27.700 this is the,
00:52:28.120 he's the white face
00:52:29.080 of white supremacy,
00:52:30.460 I'd be like,
00:52:31.460 yeah.
00:52:31.860 No shit.
00:52:32.280 He's the youth face
00:52:33.120 of white supremacy.
00:52:34.000 He's the youth face.
00:52:35.560 Dude,
00:52:35.980 he has an IMDb page.
00:52:38.720 So,
00:52:38.940 I'm not even white,
00:52:39.840 but he makes me,
00:52:40.640 he makes me want to be
00:52:42.220 a white supremacist
00:52:43.240 because this is packaged well.
00:52:45.120 It's like white supremacy.
00:52:45.960 Yeah,
00:52:46.400 he's adorable.
00:52:46.920 Yeah,
00:52:47.180 and it's delivered to you
00:52:48.120 in,
00:52:48.340 like,
00:52:48.440 a way that you could
00:52:49.080 really digest it,
00:52:50.140 you know?
00:52:50.480 He makes me want to be
00:52:51.140 a better person.
00:52:52.280 No,
00:52:52.660 honestly,
00:52:53.040 like,
00:52:53.220 he doesn't use any,
00:52:54.440 he doesn't use any racial slurs.
00:52:56.460 He's just about the facts.
00:52:58.340 You don't race mix.
00:52:59.820 Yeah,
00:53:00.000 like,
00:53:00.260 he's a hundred years.
00:53:01.880 In a hundred years,
00:53:02.840 there could be no more white people
00:53:04.320 and that would be terrible.
00:53:05.320 I like to think that he,
00:53:06.240 and if you watch the YouTube,
00:53:07.260 you can see the video
00:53:08.140 where the black people
00:53:09.140 talk about killing all of us.
00:53:11.400 I wish,
00:53:12.220 I wish we got him
00:53:13.280 through all the years
00:53:14.180 because at some point
00:53:14.960 in the teenage years,
00:53:15.680 he'll switch over to,
00:53:16.660 like,
00:53:16.800 actual,
00:53:17.400 like,
00:53:17.600 I guess,
00:53:18.660 like,
00:53:18.920 whenever YouTube switched
00:53:20.420 to people doing,
00:53:21.580 like,
00:53:21.940 how to do stuff,
00:53:22.620 like,
00:53:22.880 at-home stuff,
00:53:23.700 and I just think,
00:53:24.420 like,
00:53:24.620 him teaching how to light
00:53:25.820 a fucking cross on fire,
00:53:28.360 and,
00:53:28.540 like,
00:53:28.920 no,
00:53:29.340 a cross on fire
00:53:30.020 at the front yard,
00:53:30.740 and he's like,
00:53:31.280 here's how to lynch people,
00:53:32.740 and he just,
00:53:33.240 like,
00:53:33.960 Andrew,
00:53:34.600 you're going to want to use
00:53:35.580 a double knot
00:53:36.300 between their legs,
00:53:37.360 otherwise,
00:53:38.000 they're just going to slip right off.
00:53:39.840 This is how you cut the holes
00:53:41.220 out of your sheets
00:53:41.980 to get eye holes.
00:53:43.840 You don't want to mess this up.
00:53:45.960 The blacks are really swiffery.
00:53:49.400 You got to double knot it
00:53:50.780 or else they're going to run away.
00:53:53.240 Swiffery,
00:53:53.740 wabbit.
00:53:55.160 It's the black kids
00:53:56.180 that never return the toys.
00:53:58.260 They always ask to borrow my toys,
00:54:00.180 and they never bring them backs.
00:54:02.700 Here's how to convince a woman
00:54:04.360 to falsely accuse a black man of rape.
00:54:10.000 The Duke Lacroix team
00:54:11.940 never did nothing wrong.
00:54:13.960 It's like the most wholesome racism.
00:54:16.080 Like,
00:54:16.380 he legit,
00:54:16.860 when he saw Princess and the Frog,
00:54:17.960 his first instinct was,
00:54:19.240 saw all these black people
00:54:20.300 and that's great for them,
00:54:21.720 but then come along a white guy.
00:54:24.600 It's like,
00:54:25.440 I mean,
00:54:25.800 like,
00:54:25.960 you could almost see that
00:54:26.820 from a black supremacist view.
00:54:29.060 Yeah,
00:54:29.500 yeah,
00:54:30.060 he's like the most polite.
00:54:31.680 Get out of there,
00:54:32.540 white man.
00:54:33.380 You're going to die.
00:54:35.320 These people are animals.
00:54:38.560 You know,
00:54:38.860 Andrew got dreams
00:54:39.680 like a motherfucker,
00:54:40.520 though.
00:54:40.700 You know,
00:54:40.940 every night he's dreaming.
00:54:41.760 Oh,
00:54:41.840 he's dreaming.
00:54:42.920 White dreams.
00:54:44.200 White dreams.
00:54:45.360 Black people will never understand
00:54:46.740 the type of dreams
00:54:47.400 that Andrew has.
00:54:48.400 That's for sure.
00:54:48.900 Vivid.
00:54:50.200 Man.
00:54:51.020 All right,
00:54:51.260 he's the all-American best friend
00:54:52.500 you want your mom to meet
00:54:53.640 until you get him talking
00:54:54.860 about the threats of race
00:54:56.020 mixing and homosexuality.
00:54:57.520 I can't wait till next week
00:55:02.120 when we find out
00:55:02.780 why he doesn't like gay people.
00:55:04.240 It's going to be beautiful.
00:55:05.340 Listen,
00:55:05.940 you don't want white people
00:55:07.460 to mix with faggots.
00:55:09.200 They are less than the blacks.
00:55:12.920 If his whole thing
00:55:13.740 was race mixing,
00:55:14.840 then why would he care
00:55:15.540 about gays?
00:55:16.120 Because technically
00:55:16.620 they're not really like,
00:55:18.300 you know,
00:55:18.940 they can't make anything else.
00:55:20.580 Bible teaches them.
00:55:22.040 Somebody asked if he mentions the Jews
00:55:23.580 and I swear
00:55:24.100 in one of the articles I read
00:55:25.140 he was talking about the Jews.
00:55:26.720 Of course he does, dude.
00:55:27.760 All right,
00:55:28.080 so the article continues on.
00:55:29.700 Now some of you have heard
00:55:30.780 about the movie called Marmaduke.
00:55:33.780 That's this one spot
00:55:34.960 at the dog park
00:55:36.380 where only certain dogs
00:55:37.820 can be at.
00:55:38.680 So the one dog
00:55:39.360 at the end of the movie
00:55:40.080 goes up to the dogs
00:55:41.020 at their territory
00:55:41.720 and says all dogs
00:55:42.960 should be there.
00:55:44.060 It's like different races
00:55:45.060 come and say
00:55:45.740 that white people
00:55:46.520 shouldn't have their own land.
00:55:48.740 Goddamn, dude.
00:55:49.720 I'm wondering
00:55:50.220 once you let in
00:55:54.420 the pit bulls
00:55:55.900 all the other good breeds
00:55:58.240 go away.
00:55:59.620 All the golden retrievers
00:56:00.800 are now half mixed breed bitches
00:56:02.960 from there on out.
00:56:04.420 They either kill
00:56:05.640 all the good breeds
00:56:06.700 or they breed with them.
00:56:08.260 You couldn't believe it.
00:56:10.500 All you gotta do
00:56:11.420 is give a little smack
00:56:12.620 on the neck
00:56:13.180 and dead.
00:56:15.260 How does he explain
00:56:17.020 having a pot?
00:56:17.920 Because he doesn't like
00:56:18.940 any of the non-white races.
00:56:21.280 How does he explain
00:56:22.220 having a Chinese dog?
00:56:23.940 They don't know
00:56:24.500 how to wash the chicken either.
00:56:26.280 You gotta stay away.
00:56:29.180 Yo, by the way,
00:56:30.220 I've never told you guys this
00:56:31.140 but I had the exact
00:56:32.420 speech impediment
00:56:33.280 when I was a kid.
00:56:34.240 I did.
00:56:34.860 The exact same thing.
00:56:35.620 You probably had
00:56:36.120 the same haircut too.
00:56:37.860 Yeah, actually I did.
00:56:38.960 And the same views.
00:56:39.740 That's probably you.
00:56:41.600 And the same views.
00:56:43.100 He is me
00:56:43.960 if I was born 10 years later.
00:56:45.380 Wait.
00:56:45.920 Oh, fuck.
00:56:46.900 He's tough to get a hold of
00:56:47.920 but you can ask him
00:56:48.680 questions at Hotmail.
00:56:50.300 Everyone watching
00:56:51.200 ask him something at Hotmail.
00:56:52.440 Yo, tell him to go on Tower Gang.
00:56:54.080 Yo, no, no, no, no.
00:56:55.080 Tell Andrew.
00:56:56.500 Yo, everyone watching
00:56:57.500 this right now
00:56:58.000 you need to email
00:56:58.680 theandrewshow
00:56:59.600 at hotmail.com
00:57:00.980 and say
00:57:01.400 we need you on Tower Gang.
00:57:03.300 What year was this posted?
00:57:05.960 This article.
00:57:07.200 Yeah, 2009.
00:57:08.480 Imagine the Jew
00:57:09.240 that had to sit down
00:57:09.920 and write this.
00:57:12.020 You seriously
00:57:12.500 write this article.
00:57:13.360 Yo, he's so angry.
00:57:15.020 They are so angry.
00:57:15.800 Scroll up.
00:57:16.180 Scroll up a little, Dickie.
00:57:17.560 See what we got up there.
00:57:18.740 I want to see the date.
00:57:19.940 Yeah, what year
00:57:20.460 was this written in?
00:57:21.040 I mean, are these ideas
00:57:21.960 that dangerous
00:57:22.660 that this adorable kid
00:57:23.700 can read them?
00:57:25.280 Updated on the 2021?
00:57:27.660 Whoa.
00:57:28.900 What are they?
00:57:30.360 Where's the update at?
00:57:32.000 Who the fuck
00:57:32.600 goes back
00:57:33.180 and updates
00:57:33.780 that shit
00:57:34.260 now in your life?
00:57:35.240 Hey, so what did
00:57:36.220 you want to talk about?
00:57:37.080 Well, I want to tell you
00:57:38.660 about Wagovi.
00:57:39.760 Wagovi?
00:57:40.480 Yeah, Wagovi.
00:57:41.700 What about it?
00:57:42.340 On second thought,
00:57:43.920 I might not be
00:57:44.500 the right person
00:57:44.900 to tell you.
00:57:45.560 Oh, you're not?
00:57:46.360 No, just ask your doctor
00:57:48.360 about Wagovi.
00:57:50.060 Yeah, ask for it by name.
00:57:51.700 Okay, so why did you
00:57:53.780 bring me to this circus?
00:57:55.040 Oh, I'm really into
00:57:56.360 lion tamers.
00:57:57.400 You know, with the chair
00:57:58.460 and everything.
00:57:59.600 Ask your doctor
00:58:00.320 for Wagovi by name.
00:58:01.720 Visit Wagovi.ca
00:58:02.700 for savings.
00:58:04.060 Exclusions may apply.
00:58:05.300 Years later,
00:58:06.120 what did Andrew do?
00:58:08.380 Go all the way to the bottom.
00:58:09.340 Andrew was killed
00:58:10.340 by a black man
00:58:11.140 while trying to teach them
00:58:11.960 not to race mix.
00:58:12.680 Wait, his sister
00:58:14.460 is Rachel Pendergraft?
00:58:15.980 Daniel Kibblesmith.
00:58:17.860 What do you think?
00:58:18.380 An Emmy-nominated writer.
00:58:20.580 Can you imagine
00:58:21.040 your life being this
00:58:22.160 that you report
00:58:22.740 on YouTube children?
00:58:23.880 By the way,
00:58:25.240 can we get an early
00:58:25.820 life check on Daniel
00:58:26.720 Kibblesmith?
00:58:27.840 Wait a minute.
00:58:28.200 Easy.
00:58:29.940 We don't need to.
00:58:31.040 He works for the
00:58:31.940 Colbert Report or whatever.
00:58:33.280 His sister there
00:58:33.940 who has that other
00:58:34.680 racist show or whatever,
00:58:36.580 I think their father
00:58:38.080 is like a known
00:58:39.060 KKK grand wizard.
00:58:41.340 No.
00:58:41.640 A new hero?
00:58:42.400 Yeah, I think he might be.
00:58:43.120 Are you kidding me?
00:58:44.380 No, I thought this guy
00:58:45.240 was doing it
00:58:45.680 out of the love of the game.
00:58:48.480 I thought this kid
00:58:49.840 was just woke from
00:58:50.940 Jump Street.
00:58:51.980 I thought he looked up
00:58:53.660 a few statistics
00:58:54.380 and was like,
00:58:55.020 hold on.
00:58:55.900 What's going on?
00:58:56.660 He's all 13%.
00:58:58.000 We got to do something.
00:59:00.120 Come here, Andrew.
00:59:01.740 I got to teach
00:59:02.640 all my classmates
00:59:03.460 what's going on here.
00:59:05.220 I need to know
00:59:06.060 what he updated.
00:59:06.840 Somebody email that guy
00:59:08.360 and ask him
00:59:08.920 what he updated
00:59:09.640 on that article
00:59:10.360 nine years later.
00:59:11.540 If you email that guy,
00:59:13.000 he is going to report
00:59:14.000 on our show
00:59:14.520 and I'm down.
00:59:15.480 Go for it.
00:59:15.980 Please do.
00:59:16.780 Email and ask him.
00:59:17.560 Listen, we're covering
00:59:18.180 the Andrew show story
00:59:19.920 and you updated it
00:59:21.340 for some reason.
00:59:22.540 By covering it,
00:59:23.260 we mean glorifying it
00:59:24.500 for the next two months straight.
00:59:27.460 By covering it,
00:59:28.380 I mean you're gay
00:59:29.300 and Andrew's based.
00:59:30.920 So tell us what...
00:59:32.060 We only have enough
00:59:33.140 for about three more weeks
00:59:34.300 if we spread it out.
00:59:35.240 Oh, bro.
00:59:36.020 Then we're going to...
00:59:37.100 No, I'm going to find
00:59:38.500 the missing episodes.
00:59:39.540 We have to.
00:59:40.220 I tried.
00:59:41.040 I will try harder.
00:59:42.200 You know what you...
00:59:42.660 Hey,
00:59:43.000 Cole,
00:59:43.340 you know how
00:59:43.700 on your mom's house
00:59:44.500 when they had that dude
00:59:45.800 that he's like,
00:59:48.180 what's up there,
00:59:48.760 chief?
00:59:49.060 You little fucking
00:59:49.560 little pedo.
00:59:50.140 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:51.520 Fed smoker.
00:59:52.480 Yeah, Fed smoker.
00:59:53.140 You know how he died, right?
00:59:53.760 They continually find
00:59:54.620 more stuff.
00:59:55.300 And they keep finding more.
00:59:56.120 This is our Fed smoker, dude.
00:59:58.200 Andrew's show
00:59:58.880 is our Fed smoker.
01:00:00.600 Little motherfucker
01:00:01.320 just reached
01:00:02.000 the federal fag
01:00:03.060 you little pedo
01:00:04.000 you little motherfucker.
01:00:05.720 Watch,
01:00:05.960 I bet you skanks
01:00:06.780 does this shit
01:00:07.360 next week.
01:00:08.140 Imagine.
01:00:09.080 Yo,
01:00:09.420 we beat them.
01:00:10.340 They did a bit
01:00:11.140 from...
01:00:11.680 That we did last week.
01:00:12.520 We fucking...
01:00:13.100 We finally beat them
01:00:13.780 to the punch.
01:00:14.040 I didn't see...
01:00:14.400 Honestly,
01:00:14.920 we...
01:00:15.540 What bit did they do?
01:00:16.320 Was it, though,
01:00:16.860 because they...
01:00:18.160 We filmed on a Monday.
01:00:19.660 We filmed on a Wednesday.
01:00:20.700 No, no, no.
01:00:21.240 Ours was from, like,
01:00:22.260 two weeks ago.
01:00:23.180 So we definitely beat them.
01:00:23.900 Which one was it?
01:00:24.660 It was the...
01:00:26.820 Fuck,
01:00:27.740 what was it?
01:00:28.460 I can't remember.
01:00:29.480 What was it, though?
01:00:29.960 They just recently
01:00:30.460 discovered the whole
01:00:32.020 the dog,
01:00:33.100 the pit bull thing
01:00:33.900 to, like,
01:00:34.340 black people thing.
01:00:35.740 They just figured that out.
01:00:36.800 Yeah, that was that one.
01:00:36.940 Yeah.
01:00:37.560 Like, we...
01:00:38.600 Like, I don't even think
01:00:39.180 we even thought
01:00:39.680 to bring it up on the show
01:00:40.520 because we were so past it.
01:00:41.620 Dude,
01:00:42.000 when they get to chicken washing,
01:00:44.780 we're going to destroy them.
01:00:46.760 We need to get on skanks
01:00:49.040 and introduce them
01:00:49.900 to chicken washing.
01:00:50.800 Oh, bro.
01:00:51.200 It would be the greatest
01:00:52.100 episode of all time.
01:00:53.060 Oh, fuck, yeah.
01:00:53.340 Chicken washers,
01:00:53.900 and Andrew's show?
01:00:54.820 Oh, my God.
01:00:56.180 Oh, man.
01:00:57.520 And as Top said,
01:00:59.040 I would be his choice
01:01:00.800 to go on skanks,
01:01:01.860 so I will introduce
01:01:02.940 them to chicken washing.
01:01:03.740 After this last week,
01:01:04.940 Toad,
01:01:05.100 I wouldn't be so confident.
01:01:06.360 Here's the move.
01:01:07.040 I'm even more confident.
01:01:08.540 You do real-ass podcast.
01:01:09.460 Yeah, Toad,
01:01:09.880 you might be off the show.
01:01:10.940 You do real-ass podcasts.
01:01:12.060 As a matter of fact,
01:01:12.640 hold on one second.
01:01:13.680 I don't even know
01:01:14.000 what we're talking about here.
01:01:17.140 He's going to get so mad.
01:01:18.620 He's going to get so mad.
01:01:21.660 Hey, stay calm.
01:01:22.540 You do real-ass podcasts.
01:01:23.460 You tell them about
01:01:24.200 the Andrew show there,
01:01:25.020 and then you do skanks
01:01:25.880 that same night,
01:01:26.880 and then you tell them
01:01:27.720 about chicken washing.
01:01:28.600 That's the move.
01:01:29.880 Hell yeah.
01:01:30.640 Did you really just
01:01:31.640 reorient the positioning?
01:01:33.280 No, I like it.
01:01:34.020 I was very happy with that.
01:01:36.160 Thank you.
01:01:36.520 Oh, Toad up there
01:01:37.320 in the front,
01:01:37.820 me at the bottom,
01:01:38.420 or whatever.
01:01:38.680 Or like the Brady Bunch
01:01:39.320 of racism.
01:01:39.940 You got it.
01:01:42.060 That's the name of the show.
01:01:46.260 Little Dicky wasn't
01:01:47.180 on the Friday stream,
01:01:48.420 and our shit was all mixed up.
01:01:49.920 It was weirdly situated,
01:01:52.580 and I didn't like it,
01:01:53.480 but I couldn't tell why.
01:01:54.960 And now I know
01:01:55.460 there's an order
01:01:56.060 to the way I see you guys.
01:01:57.780 Screwed up Rebellion
01:01:58.500 brings up a good point.
01:01:59.420 This is something
01:01:59.900 Clint will get.
01:02:00.540 We need a Robert Paul champagne,
01:02:02.340 and that would be great.
01:02:04.120 If you don't know
01:02:04.520 who Robert Paul champagne is,
01:02:05.560 he was a piss-on-me-beat-me gay man
01:02:09.900 that was putting out his address.
01:02:12.560 It was just like,
01:02:13.320 show up,
01:02:14.480 fuck me,
01:02:15.340 piss-on-me-beat-me,
01:02:16.600 give me my address.
01:02:17.800 Washington Street.
01:02:19.080 Yeah, he was like,
01:02:19.600 I need thug guys.
01:02:21.960 And the entire time
01:02:22.760 he's jerking off.
01:02:23.620 He's jerking off
01:02:24.280 the entire time too.
01:02:25.700 And at the end,
01:02:26.900 he finally comes,
01:02:27.800 and it's hilarious.
01:02:29.500 We do need
01:02:30.000 a Robert Paul champagne.
01:02:30.880 There's got to be other,
01:02:31.580 yo, we need Toad.
01:02:33.120 Toad, this is your job.
01:02:33.800 I need you to sign up
01:02:35.300 for the most depraved
01:02:37.760 gay dating site,
01:02:38.940 and I need you to go through
01:02:39.820 and find videos
01:02:40.680 of gay dudes
01:02:41.280 saying wild shit.
01:02:43.520 I think you probably
01:02:44.240 need to sign up
01:02:45.080 to find that shit.
01:02:46.440 Yeah, I need you to sign up.
01:02:47.560 I need you to go on dates.
01:02:48.800 I need you to figure
01:02:49.600 all this out.
01:02:50.560 What he's saying is
01:02:51.500 you're already signed up.
01:02:52.580 Just start using the app.
01:02:54.320 Just share the best videos
01:02:55.820 with us.
01:02:56.200 We know you're already watching them.
01:02:57.160 Stop looking at the cool,
01:02:59.060 hot guys
01:02:59.760 and go to the dredges
01:03:01.340 of these fucking sites.
01:03:03.120 I'm on Grindr already.
01:03:05.280 Do you think
01:03:06.660 you can get a hot boyfriend
01:03:07.660 if you were gay?
01:03:08.800 Oh, he could pull a hot boyfriend.
01:03:10.460 Do you know how many
01:03:11.680 gay men hit on me
01:03:12.740 in public situations?
01:03:14.720 Well, you go to karaoke
01:03:15.880 every week.
01:03:16.660 I understand why.
01:03:17.560 Some of them are pretty hot.
01:03:18.520 Yeah, and I did karaoke
01:03:19.560 at a gay bar numerous times.
01:03:21.260 Dude, he's a little bear cub, dude.
01:03:22.760 He'd fuck with you.
01:03:23.280 Hold on.
01:03:23.840 Hold on.
01:03:24.500 Is he an otter?
01:03:25.000 Is that what he is?
01:03:25.700 Wait, an otter?
01:03:26.720 I think you might be right.
01:03:27.480 We're making it about Toad again, guys.
01:03:29.560 I don't want to make it about Toad.
01:03:30.800 I think he's the most boring thing
01:03:31.800 about this show.
01:03:32.760 Let's talk about something else.
01:03:34.280 If he was a Toad
01:03:35.040 and an otter,
01:03:35.680 would he be a totter?
01:03:37.880 Are we just going to be
01:03:38.580 super petty
01:03:39.380 and just now
01:03:40.200 just never address anything
01:03:41.660 Toad ever brings out?
01:03:44.460 You don't want to fucking
01:03:45.400 talk about you.
01:03:46.440 You're going to have to address it.
01:03:47.140 It's like, guys,
01:03:47.620 I had sex this week.
01:03:48.500 It's like, all right, Toad,
01:03:49.220 whatever, all right,
01:03:49.920 move on.
01:03:51.020 Well, I'm slinging
01:03:51.980 all these fucking bangers, man.
01:03:53.460 You're going to have to address it.
01:03:55.340 So start.
01:03:55.980 We're waiting.
01:03:57.940 We've been waiting
01:03:58.640 two years.
01:04:02.000 Yo, are we going to
01:04:02.840 play the video
01:04:03.980 that I thought of?
01:04:04.920 We're going to have
01:04:05.000 this conversation again.
01:04:06.640 We're doing...
01:04:07.840 No, I really went...
01:04:10.000 I was sending clips
01:04:10.840 all this week, dude.
01:04:11.920 We already had our
01:04:12.840 KKK segment, though.
01:04:14.220 I know none of you do.
01:04:15.500 I send almost the same ones
01:04:17.640 also to Luke and Typo.
01:04:18.880 They love them.
01:04:19.580 They watch all of them.
01:04:20.700 They love it.
01:04:21.380 Mostly Luke, but not...
01:04:22.700 Maybe we should do
01:04:23.320 a podcast with them.
01:04:24.680 How about that?
01:04:25.440 I think I'm in
01:04:27.400 their podcast chat.
01:04:28.600 For them,
01:04:29.240 it's them two and me,
01:04:30.500 and they discuss their podcast,
01:04:31.920 and I'm just in there.
01:04:32.460 Yo, don't go in there.
01:04:33.560 You're giving them ideas.
01:04:34.560 You should only be in our chat.
01:04:37.000 They're fucking
01:04:37.600 leeching off a tower gang.
01:04:38.860 This is what happens.
01:04:40.160 Cole wants to be
01:04:40.820 friends with everybody,
01:04:41.500 so he's giving away
01:04:42.360 all the fucking
01:04:42.840 hottest material
01:04:43.660 to these motherfuckers.
01:04:45.080 Dude, I'm slinging
01:04:46.240 mad clips.
01:04:48.340 Dude, that's exactly
01:04:49.000 what I'm doing, man.
01:04:49.660 I want to be friends
01:04:50.320 with everybody,
01:04:50.820 so I'm slinging
01:04:51.440 the hot dick pics
01:04:52.620 all over the place.
01:04:53.440 You want to be friends
01:04:54.160 with everybody,
01:04:54.700 and it's not working out.
01:04:56.600 You have four friends
01:04:57.440 right here,
01:04:57.960 and you threaten
01:04:58.660 to walk away from us.
01:04:59.880 Yeah, and we're
01:05:00.980 your best friends,
01:05:02.120 because we take the truth.
01:05:04.420 We're the only friends
01:05:06.140 you got,
01:05:06.680 because we're the only ones
01:05:07.400 that are willing
01:05:07.740 to clown you infinitely.
01:05:10.280 Hold on, hold on.
01:05:11.180 Are you not even
01:05:12.600 going to use Tyler's one,
01:05:13.640 because that's really funny.
01:05:14.860 If you're not going
01:05:15.480 to use Tyler's one.
01:05:15.960 Don't do it.
01:05:16.680 Fuck Tyler.
01:05:17.300 And there's a reason
01:05:18.280 All right, let's watch
01:05:20.500 this shit.
01:05:21.620 No, fuck.
01:05:22.300 What are we doing?
01:05:22.860 Fuck Tyler.
01:05:23.380 We're pulling this shit.
01:05:24.800 And there's a reason
01:05:25.640 why I'm getting the fuck
01:05:26.900 out of my feet.
01:05:29.140 Everyone can either
01:05:31.020 believe it
01:05:31.820 or they cannot believe it.
01:05:33.540 I don't give two fucks,
01:05:35.320 but I am telling you
01:05:36.840 right now,
01:05:38.380 that motherfucker,
01:05:39.620 that motherfucker
01:05:40.700 back there
01:05:41.320 is not real.
01:05:43.620 Kick that nigger bitch
01:05:44.540 off the plane.
01:05:45.160 It's such a great,
01:05:55.960 by the way,
01:05:56.440 I sent this,
01:05:58.460 this idea,
01:06:00.240 both,
01:06:00.540 I sent it to top first.
01:06:01.800 I said top.
01:06:02.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:06:03.020 I was like,
01:06:03.460 you need to clip this
01:06:04.300 because it would be hilarious.
01:06:05.360 Like, this is perfect.
01:06:06.540 And then I sent it
01:06:07.100 to our other,
01:06:07.600 our group,
01:06:08.300 our tower game group chat
01:06:09.160 with all the homies.
01:06:10.600 And I was,
01:06:11.460 and Tyler was said
01:06:12.100 he was already making one
01:06:12.980 and he made one.
01:06:13.780 It was pretty good.
01:06:14.380 But I've seen,
01:06:15.700 and now I've seen it
01:06:16.260 a lot of times
01:06:16.900 and I was like,
01:06:17.460 I was the fuck.
01:06:19.000 Yeah, that's right.
01:06:20.420 Wasn't that Tyler's idea
01:06:21.480 in our chat though
01:06:22.420 during our episode
01:06:23.460 two weeks ago?
01:06:24.680 Am I tripping?
01:06:25.760 No, no,
01:06:26.420 but no,
01:06:26.780 I don't think so.
01:06:27.660 What?
01:06:28.440 I thought it was.
01:06:29.000 No, there's no way
01:06:29.320 because it came,
01:06:30.080 we, um.
01:06:31.360 Tyler doesn't have good ideas.
01:06:32.580 What are you talking about?
01:06:33.940 He said he was going to do it
01:06:34.960 with like Santa Claus
01:06:36.460 or something like that.
01:06:37.340 I can't remember.
01:06:38.060 That was our idea.
01:06:39.140 I think he said
01:06:39.640 he was going to do it
01:06:40.120 with Santa Claus.
01:06:41.280 What are you saying?
01:06:41.680 IP faggot?
01:06:42.440 Who cares?
01:06:42.840 Wait, can we address,
01:06:45.980 forget about Tyler,
01:06:46.720 that guy's a faggot.
01:06:47.480 I can't stand talking
01:06:48.260 about that guy.
01:06:49.760 Can we just address
01:06:50.900 this part,
01:06:51.780 like the actual part
01:06:52.720 of this thing
01:06:53.660 that concerns me?
01:06:55.060 Like nobody was like,
01:06:55.880 what did you see?
01:06:57.140 Right.
01:06:57.860 No, people are asking
01:06:59.880 what she saw
01:07:01.560 and she's on fucking
01:07:03.320 a bottle of wine
01:07:04.020 and benzos.
01:07:04.820 Mystery solved.
01:07:05.960 Her body language
01:07:07.200 and mannerisms
01:07:07.880 do not at all
01:07:09.000 show drugs to me.
01:07:10.320 I agree.
01:07:10.960 I would be able to know.
01:07:11.880 A lot of people
01:07:12.400 were saying
01:07:12.800 they were thinking
01:07:13.300 military.
01:07:14.400 You guys have never
01:07:14.940 been around
01:07:15.600 affluent white women.
01:07:16.660 They're all fucking
01:07:17.480 knocked out.
01:07:17.860 I'm around them
01:07:18.680 all the time.
01:07:19.680 So wait,
01:07:20.020 if she's military,
01:07:21.080 wait a minute,
01:07:21.740 go ahead.
01:07:22.520 If she's military,
01:07:23.360 what does that mean?
01:07:24.700 No,
01:07:24.920 I just saw some people
01:07:27.080 saying like the way
01:07:27.800 she holds herself
01:07:28.560 and the way
01:07:29.940 she has her opponent,
01:07:30.700 whatever.
01:07:31.160 They were like saying
01:07:31.660 like,
01:07:31.940 they were just saying
01:07:33.460 like,
01:07:33.920 and so like a military
01:07:35.200 person is like,
01:07:36.560 I don't know.
01:07:37.080 It's just something
01:07:37.460 I mean,
01:07:37.660 the way she's moving
01:07:38.360 her hands
01:07:38.880 is very much like
01:07:39.860 something that
01:07:40.400 And being aware
01:07:41.640 of her surroundings,
01:07:42.680 they were like,
01:07:43.000 she's very aware
01:07:43.560 of her surroundings
01:07:44.020 and she's like noticing
01:07:44.900 like this motherfucker
01:07:45.980 that's right beside her
01:07:47.540 is not acting
01:07:48.680 like a real person
01:07:49.420 and so she was like,
01:07:50.220 I'm fucking off,
01:07:50.960 I'm not.
01:07:51.660 Smash.
01:07:52.720 So wait up,
01:07:53.420 wait up,
01:07:53.820 before Toto interjects here.
01:07:55.720 Absolutely smash.
01:07:56.420 So that can go two ways.
01:07:58.120 If she's a military person,
01:07:59.080 that means that she could be
01:08:00.200 like put up to this
01:08:01.060 by the military
01:08:02.020 as like some kind of
01:08:03.080 psyop or disclosure.
01:08:04.920 So is this like
01:08:05.360 some weird double like thing?
01:08:07.240 Oh,
01:08:07.580 on the other side of it,
01:08:08.920 is she an air marshal?
01:08:10.180 Since she is in the military,
01:08:12.060 then like aliens
01:08:13.280 might be targeting her
01:08:14.700 depending on what
01:08:15.240 she's like into.
01:08:16.140 You give the military
01:08:16.660 way too much credit,
01:08:17.520 guys.
01:08:18.180 There was,
01:08:18.640 there was that,
01:08:19.280 like there was a TikTok
01:08:20.640 that came out,
01:08:21.440 but I think it was a joke.
01:08:22.980 A guy was saying
01:08:23.640 that the dude like
01:08:25.000 he blinked like
01:08:26.140 sideways.
01:08:27.460 Yeah,
01:08:27.700 he blinked sideways basically.
01:08:29.120 Ukraine's losing the war.
01:08:31.500 Quick,
01:08:31.880 get that hot bitch
01:08:32.620 to say some shit
01:08:33.300 about that fucking
01:08:34.140 not being real on a plane.
01:08:35.380 Apparently Carrot Top
01:08:36.260 was on this too.
01:08:37.320 Carrot Top was on the flight,
01:08:38.760 which people might not know.
01:08:40.420 This is like that shit.
01:08:41.860 This is like that shit where
01:08:43.060 I just want to let you know
01:08:43.840 I made it home.
01:08:45.780 What happened to Carrot Top?
01:08:46.820 I'm in my bed.
01:08:48.920 He's old.
01:08:50.160 This is Robert Paul Champagne.
01:08:51.960 Yeah,
01:08:52.440 for real.
01:08:53.640 He looks like Mitch Hedberg.
01:08:54.500 Yeah,
01:08:54.980 I give my hats off
01:08:56.420 to everyone
01:08:56.920 at American Airlines
01:08:58.060 today for how they
01:08:59.880 ain't hot guys
01:09:00.580 that like to fucking fuck good.
01:09:02.260 Just lost her mind
01:09:04.360 in front of the whole plane.
01:09:06.480 And five hour later,
01:09:09.000 we're here in Orlando.
01:09:11.520 Imagine him saying
01:09:12.360 that someone lost their mind.
01:09:15.620 Dude,
01:09:16.140 I think what she saw
01:09:17.140 was him.
01:09:17.400 He hasn't opened his eyes
01:09:18.660 the whole time.
01:09:19.640 Dude,
01:09:19.880 he's the motherfucker
01:09:20.760 she saw who was real.
01:09:22.340 Who goes to bed
01:09:23.740 with glasses on?
01:09:25.440 Yo,
01:09:25.720 he's MKUltra.
01:09:26.400 With women's glasses on.
01:09:28.400 Here's the theory.
01:09:29.280 Pause this shit.
01:09:30.420 He's MKUltra'd out.
01:09:32.180 He's the celebrity
01:09:32.940 that's got to run
01:09:33.820 the interference
01:09:34.840 for whatever happened
01:09:35.740 on that plane.
01:09:36.600 Yeah,
01:09:36.800 yeah.
01:09:37.120 Damn.
01:09:37.840 I also have seen
01:09:39.260 bet you he was.
01:09:40.520 I also have seen
01:09:41.240 that people are saying
01:09:42.260 that she's like gone now.
01:09:44.760 Like no one knows
01:09:45.380 they can't find her.
01:09:46.960 Like they're like,
01:09:47.440 who is this woman?
01:09:48.620 Trust me,
01:09:49.060 I've tried.
01:09:50.760 Yeah,
01:09:51.240 me too.
01:09:52.080 I mean,
01:09:52.540 on my comment
01:09:53.200 about the drugs,
01:09:54.120 now that,
01:09:54.820 his mannerisms
01:09:55.600 heavily indicate drugs.
01:09:57.640 Hers do not.
01:09:58.760 I'm not even kidding.
01:09:59.540 Like if you've done
01:10:00.120 enough drugs,
01:10:00.620 you can like kind of
01:10:01.760 read body language.
01:10:03.480 No,
01:10:03.500 no,
01:10:03.600 no,
01:10:03.760 no.
01:10:03.880 You're basing it
01:10:05.280 off of illicit
01:10:06.360 black market drugs.
01:10:08.020 She is fucking
01:10:08.960 on a bottle of wine
01:10:10.000 and some prescription shit
01:10:11.740 and she just,
01:10:12.540 her dosage got flipped
01:10:13.580 and she lost her mind,
01:10:14.540 dude.
01:10:14.940 Trust me,
01:10:15.520 I've messed around
01:10:16.100 with prescription drugs.
01:10:17.680 You can identify
01:10:18.280 those as well.
01:10:19.280 Not painkillers,
01:10:19.980 bro.
01:10:20.260 He looks like he's
01:10:20.840 on Xanny's.
01:10:21.340 Yeah,
01:10:21.500 dude,
01:10:22.040 painkiller,
01:10:22.520 people on painkillers
01:10:23.260 have very distinct
01:10:24.180 mannerisms.
01:10:24.900 You ever taken
01:10:25.680 too many anxiety
01:10:26.620 fucking deadeners?
01:10:28.100 Too many benzos
01:10:28.720 in a bottle of wine?
01:10:29.960 You could go crazy,
01:10:30.660 bro.
01:10:30.860 they have a distinct
01:10:31.380 mannerism and it
01:10:32.200 wasn't the way
01:10:32.740 she was behaving at all.
01:10:34.240 No.
01:10:34.720 I wouldn't hunt her.
01:10:35.840 That motherfucker
01:10:36.680 right there.
01:10:38.240 Now that,
01:10:39.100 that what you did
01:10:39.700 right there,
01:10:40.000 yes,
01:10:40.420 but there was a moment
01:10:41.440 where she broke
01:10:42.440 for a second.
01:10:42.920 she was like,
01:10:43.620 that motherfucker
01:10:44.620 is not real.
01:10:46.300 She was going for one.
01:10:47.240 She had a moment
01:10:47.860 where she got a little
01:10:48.540 bit upset
01:10:49.020 and I was like,
01:10:50.020 maybe,
01:10:51.120 but the rest of it,
01:10:52.040 no.
01:10:52.700 You're not considering
01:10:53.300 the fact that
01:10:53.940 she also might have
01:10:55.420 seen something
01:10:56.100 really crazy.
01:10:57.620 Yeah.
01:10:57.920 I 100% believe that.
01:10:59.160 Look,
01:10:59.440 here's the issue
01:11:01.120 I have with it.
01:11:01.940 If she's going
01:11:02.640 to be so courageous
01:11:03.640 as to literally
01:11:05.140 get off the flight,
01:11:06.680 announce to everyone
01:11:07.700 on the plane
01:11:08.420 that she's sitting
01:11:09.640 next to someone
01:11:10.160 who's not a human being,
01:11:11.120 but she doesn't
01:11:11.960 get off the plane
01:11:12.720 and go to a news channel
01:11:13.860 and say,
01:11:14.520 I want to explain
01:11:15.580 what the fuck happened
01:11:16.540 because we need to
01:11:17.820 purge the planet
01:11:18.800 of these people.
01:11:19.860 They fucking got her ass.
01:11:20.520 They disappeared her.
01:11:21.840 All right.
01:11:22.200 Well,
01:11:22.360 then that's also possible.
01:11:23.980 No,
01:11:24.240 here's my question
01:11:25.100 to y'all.
01:11:25.420 Or,
01:11:25.840 she realized
01:11:26.560 she lost her mind
01:11:27.480 for a second.
01:11:28.220 What would make y'all
01:11:29.040 do this on a plane?
01:11:30.460 What would y'all
01:11:30.960 have to see?
01:11:31.740 Anytime a black person
01:11:32.580 sits there.
01:11:35.040 Motherfuckers.
01:11:35.800 Yeah,
01:11:36.200 those motherfucking
01:11:38.400 non-existas.
01:11:40.580 Honest to God,
01:11:41.500 though,
01:11:41.680 if I walked onto a plane
01:11:43.980 and there was all,
01:11:45.020 just me and a bunch
01:11:45.800 of aboriginals,
01:11:46.520 I would fucking get off.
01:11:47.360 I'd be like,
01:11:47.620 there's no way
01:11:48.040 to stop it.
01:11:48.920 Yeah,
01:11:49.180 yeah,
01:11:49.480 yeah,
01:11:49.780 this is not my scene.
01:11:51.120 The pilot is an aboriginal
01:11:53.000 and you're just like,
01:11:54.000 fuck up.
01:11:54.440 Hey,
01:11:54.640 hey,
01:11:54.880 the pilot comes
01:11:55.900 on the intercom
01:11:56.860 and he goes,
01:11:58.000 That motherfucker
01:12:01.360 is not real.
01:12:02.960 Play our mailbag music.
01:12:05.680 That's what you hear
01:12:06.500 the fucking pilot say.
01:12:08.700 Please enjoy
01:12:09.380 the in-flight music.
01:12:13.700 I don't think
01:12:14.800 we're going to make it
01:12:15.320 to our destination,
01:12:16.220 folks.
01:12:16.520 This motherfucker
01:12:17.000 is not real.
01:12:19.200 You want to do
01:12:19.880 some Culture Corner?
01:12:20.680 Do we have a graphic
01:12:21.300 for that?
01:12:22.060 Imagine them reading.
01:12:22.620 Oh,
01:12:22.880 I don't think
01:12:23.820 this was not prepared
01:12:25.000 for today.
01:12:25.620 Wait,
01:12:25.940 imagine them reading
01:12:27.180 the safety shit,
01:12:30.760 right?
01:12:31.040 Like,
01:12:31.160 with the...
01:12:32.160 It's just like
01:12:35.180 this.
01:12:36.080 There's three doors
01:12:37.440 with the exits
01:12:39.440 and if you would
01:12:41.020 please put your seat
01:12:42.860 in the upright position.
01:12:44.700 Don't they usually
01:12:45.860 ask who they're like
01:12:47.020 in the event of like
01:12:48.060 they look at the people
01:12:49.140 that are beside
01:12:50.180 the emergency exits
01:12:51.680 and be like,
01:12:52.280 hey,
01:12:52.480 you have to be the one
01:12:53.680 to open this up.
01:12:55.480 In the event
01:13:00.380 of a downed plane
01:13:01.700 in the water,
01:13:02.420 we have provided you
01:13:03.640 with a bag
01:13:04.240 filled with gasoline.
01:13:07.180 Get unimaginably high.
01:13:09.460 I'm looking at
01:13:13.140 the black people
01:13:14.200 on the plane
01:13:14.620 and I'm like,
01:13:14.980 that motherfucker
01:13:15.520 better be paying
01:13:16.180 attention to what
01:13:16.960 they've got to use
01:13:17.680 as a flotation device
01:13:19.260 because they're fine.
01:13:20.460 They're using you,
01:13:21.220 homeboy.
01:13:21.720 You're going down.
01:13:24.620 I do like a lot of them
01:13:25.700 giving gasoline
01:13:26.360 just being like
01:13:27.180 the place go down
01:13:28.020 and they're just like,
01:13:28.740 that's what drops down.
01:13:30.960 Make sure you attach
01:13:33.080 your bag filled with gasoline
01:13:34.460 before you affix it
01:13:35.640 to your child.
01:13:36.240 They put it on there
01:13:37.100 and they're just like,
01:13:37.700 you put it on your kid.
01:13:41.360 When the bag drops,
01:13:44.700 you got to press 87, 89.
01:13:48.720 I'm on premium today.
01:13:51.960 They're like,
01:13:52.620 is this ethanol free?
01:13:54.420 I don't do no ethanol.
01:13:56.160 I'm going to go
01:13:56.760 straight from the tap gasoline.
01:13:59.100 The bag is just moving
01:14:01.780 to Australia
01:14:03.240 and open a hookah bar
01:14:04.640 and just hop gas.
01:14:07.040 Dude, on, on, on.
01:14:09.320 Yo, give me that 92, bro.
01:14:11.020 I'm fucking in Florida.
01:14:12.520 Dude, on fucking
01:14:14.000 Qantas Airlines,
01:14:15.600 they just have the oxygen mask
01:14:17.400 just hooked directly
01:14:18.200 up to the jet fuel.
01:14:18.980 Oh, dude,
01:14:19.380 I think I almost had
01:14:20.020 a heart attack
01:14:20.540 that was so funny.
01:14:22.240 But so funny.
01:14:23.380 I just love it.
01:14:25.740 I think you're on that flight
01:14:27.620 that happens
01:14:28.180 and you're just like,
01:14:29.000 what the fuck?
01:14:31.140 I'm mad because
01:14:31.780 you're high as a motherfucker.
01:14:32.760 Why does a little cabin
01:14:35.520 smell like jet fuel?
01:14:36.840 What's going on here?
01:14:38.980 We may not land,
01:14:40.180 but you're going to fucking
01:14:40.820 have the time of your life.
01:14:42.080 God damn it.
01:14:42.680 I love this Aboriginal bit.
01:14:44.360 You end up in an orgy
01:14:45.340 on an airplane
01:14:46.160 with a bunch of Aboriginal?
01:14:47.620 You think it's going to be
01:14:48.540 fucking fine, right?
01:14:49.480 I mean,
01:14:50.020 the good part about that
01:14:50.820 is you don't have to...
01:14:51.740 There ain't no race mixing
01:14:52.620 because they don't have a choice.
01:14:53.660 No one will fuck them up.
01:14:54.620 Little Dickie Berger
01:14:57.380 better not get me started on this.
01:14:58.900 It was flying from Malaysia,
01:15:00.700 Kuala Lumpur.
01:15:01.080 No,
01:15:01.380 the other thing would be
01:15:02.460 it wouldn't matter
01:15:03.600 if you do get into
01:15:04.980 an orgy with Aboriginals.
01:15:06.920 You don't have to worry
01:15:07.880 about being gay or not
01:15:08.720 because they all
01:15:09.460 look the fucking same.
01:15:10.900 They look the same.
01:15:11.600 You can't bring me
01:15:12.660 the gorilla.
01:15:13.740 It's not possible.
01:15:17.460 It's just a slippery hole.
01:15:18.960 That's it.
01:15:19.560 Trust me,
01:15:20.260 I've tried.
01:15:21.220 In the video that we watched
01:15:23.380 with the two Aboriginals,
01:15:24.780 which one's a woman?
01:15:26.900 Because it's a man
01:15:27.460 with one longer hair,
01:15:29.680 I guess.
01:15:30.300 Impossible to tell.
01:15:31.600 I don't know.
01:15:32.700 One had slightly more
01:15:34.320 feminine clothes,
01:15:35.340 I guess.
01:15:36.100 The only way I can tell
01:15:37.500 the gorillas apart
01:15:38.360 in Disney
01:15:38.920 is because of their closures.
01:15:40.120 They put the male gorillas
01:15:41.140 over there
01:15:41.540 and the females over here.
01:15:42.920 Besides that,
01:15:43.560 how the fuck
01:15:44.000 would you really know?
01:15:44.980 You can even spot
01:15:46.120 an Aboriginal
01:15:46.660 based off of their...
01:15:48.960 I bet they have
01:15:50.380 huge penises, though.
01:15:51.520 I bet they have big dicks.
01:15:52.740 They have small penises
01:15:53.620 because they're like gorillas.
01:15:54.980 Gorillas have the smallest
01:15:55.980 big balls and little dicks.
01:15:56.980 Huge balls, tiny dick.
01:15:58.480 If you see them fucking,
01:16:00.720 you can tell which is which
01:16:01.760 because the dude is
01:16:02.680 fucking the chick from behind.
01:16:05.300 100%.
01:16:05.700 We need to find
01:16:06.940 the average dick length
01:16:07.880 of an Aboriginal man.
01:16:09.420 Google it right now.
01:16:10.600 I bet you it's smaller
01:16:11.480 than a Chinese person.
01:16:12.620 I bet you it's not.
01:16:13.940 I bet you it's actually huge.
01:16:15.800 They're not evolved.
01:16:16.860 I think the better question.
01:16:18.620 I don't know why...
01:16:19.140 The more evolved you are,
01:16:20.520 the smaller your dick is.
01:16:22.940 Why are you comparing
01:16:23.980 an Aboriginal
01:16:24.620 to another human being race?
01:16:26.440 You should be comparing
01:16:27.240 them to a gorilla.
01:16:28.340 That's what I'm saying.
01:16:29.580 They're not evolved
01:16:30.560 far enough.
01:16:32.220 I'm going to disagree
01:16:33.280 with Tom here.
01:16:33.880 I think the more evolved
01:16:34.820 you are,
01:16:35.180 the smaller your penis will be.
01:16:36.340 Look at the less evolved races
01:16:38.300 and then look at their...
01:16:39.920 This is actually a good point.
01:16:41.460 I don't know what I'm saying.
01:16:42.000 Yeah,
01:16:42.280 I was about to say,
01:16:43.260 I was like,
01:16:43.560 you mother...
01:16:44.580 The Asians,
01:16:46.200 they're like the most evolved.
01:16:47.000 Dick might be
01:16:47.660 hitting their ankle
01:16:48.640 if that's the case
01:16:49.360 based off of IQ.
01:16:50.020 Because think about it.
01:16:53.120 Think about it.
01:16:53.940 Think about it.
01:16:55.080 If you're evolving
01:16:56.400 and getting better
01:16:57.280 and the whole point
01:16:58.220 of the human race
01:16:58.600 is to breed,
01:16:59.760 you want to have
01:17:00.400 a smaller penis
01:17:01.200 so the sperm
01:17:01.980 has less ways to travel.
01:17:04.740 That's why the Asians
01:17:06.060 have so many
01:17:06.820 fucking billions of them.
01:17:08.420 This is a weird...
01:17:09.160 That makes no fucking sense.
01:17:10.720 You would want a bigger dick
01:17:11.580 to be closer
01:17:12.260 to good questions.
01:17:15.160 No, no, no, no, no.
01:17:16.540 Closer to the edge.
01:17:17.020 Once you're in,
01:17:17.740 you're in, buddy.
01:17:18.600 You don't need to...
01:17:20.000 I mean,
01:17:20.820 we're filling around
01:17:21.400 the edges here.
01:17:22.300 You're blowing a load up in there
01:17:23.420 and you're probably
01:17:24.080 going to get knocked up
01:17:24.620 either way,
01:17:25.200 but if you're trying
01:17:25.780 to procreate it,
01:17:26.540 it's going to be
01:17:26.940 advantageous
01:17:27.440 of a larger dick.
01:17:28.000 You've got to think
01:17:28.360 about the fucking losses
01:17:30.360 and going from
01:17:31.480 a two-inch dick
01:17:32.780 to a six-inch dick?
01:17:34.200 I think you're
01:17:34.580 watching this not too much.
01:17:35.260 Is that why Africans
01:17:36.900 are reproducing so rapidly
01:17:38.040 because they come
01:17:39.060 directly into the ovary?
01:17:40.940 Yeah.
01:17:41.320 He's trying to say
01:17:41.880 Chinese people
01:17:43.640 reproduce like crazy.
01:17:45.260 Look at China.
01:17:45.880 They just douse that motherfucker.
01:17:46.960 Forever.
01:17:47.600 They've been reproducing
01:17:48.400 like crazy
01:17:49.060 for all time.
01:17:50.660 They've always had
01:17:51.500 the biggest population.
01:17:52.720 It's because their dicks
01:17:53.440 are so close to the ovaries.
01:17:54.780 No, no.
01:17:55.460 Chinese, Chinese.
01:17:56.160 No, because their dicks
01:17:56.640 are so small,
01:17:57.360 it takes a lot less
01:17:58.300 travel time for the sperm.
01:17:59.800 I'll be squirting.
01:18:00.460 They'd be squirting.
01:18:00.920 It makes no sense.
01:18:02.000 Wait, no, that's the opposite.
01:18:03.800 What are you talking about?
01:18:04.460 What are you talking about?
01:18:04.760 That's what I was trying to say.
01:18:06.040 What the fuck are you talking about?
01:18:07.360 What are you talking about?
01:18:08.700 Travel time.
01:18:09.640 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:18:10.880 Wait, do you come out of your balls?
01:18:12.220 What's wrong with you?
01:18:12.940 No, no, no, no.
01:18:13.540 Here's the thing.
01:18:14.220 If I have a gun
01:18:15.260 and I'm shooting a bullet,
01:18:18.800 if I have a super long barrel
01:18:21.160 and I have one with a short barrel,
01:18:23.360 which one gets the bullet out faster?
01:18:25.420 Your target is not
01:18:26.620 the tip of your dick.
01:18:27.480 Your target is the ovary.
01:18:28.700 You're a fucking retard.
01:18:29.520 Yeah, but if you get in the hole,
01:18:31.000 it's getting there.
01:18:31.560 You have more range is a longer gun.
01:18:32.400 This is a well-known thing.
01:18:34.080 The whole point is
01:18:34.700 you get into the hole,
01:18:35.660 it's getting there.
01:18:36.940 No.
01:18:37.800 It might be fucking retard.
01:18:39.460 No.
01:18:40.040 What are you talking about?
01:18:41.420 If you're in the hole,
01:18:42.480 it's not like they're getting in there
01:18:44.360 like, where do we go?
01:18:45.540 It's a one-way street, man.
01:18:46.860 The further they have to go,
01:18:47.820 the more they die.
01:18:48.900 It's acidic as a motherfucker.
01:18:50.220 They don't survive.
01:18:51.080 Cole, you also have to think
01:18:52.080 of how much velocity
01:18:54.020 it's picking up
01:18:54.760 when it's going.
01:18:55.240 Why are the Chinese
01:18:56.200 producing so much?
01:18:57.300 And you have to think
01:18:57.940 because they don't use
01:18:59.000 birth control.
01:19:00.440 Yeah.
01:19:01.660 Mystery solved.
01:19:02.640 What about the fucking Africans, man?
01:19:04.240 You think they use birth control?
01:19:06.060 No, they don't.
01:19:06.660 That's why they're producing
01:19:07.440 so rapidly.
01:19:08.260 No, but the Chinese
01:19:09.340 have always produced...
01:19:10.100 That's the tie that binds here.
01:19:10.460 You retard.
01:19:12.040 Yeah, see,
01:19:12.680 this is what I'm saying.
01:19:13.740 Longer barrels
01:19:14.460 have the higher velocity.
01:19:15.700 I understand that,
01:19:16.740 but it takes longer
01:19:17.540 for the bullet
01:19:18.040 to still get out of the barrel.
01:19:19.420 Yes, because the barrel's longer,
01:19:20.940 but the time it takes
01:19:21.980 for it to get out
01:19:22.680 makes no fucking difference.
01:19:23.520 I'm saying...
01:19:24.020 This is the dumbest hill, baby.
01:19:25.920 They're going...
01:19:26.960 They're just like...
01:19:27.540 They're shooting loads
01:19:28.500 immediately almost.
01:19:29.720 This is what it's going to do
01:19:30.500 with Clint.
01:19:30.980 This is the dumbest hill
01:19:32.160 anyone has ever chosen
01:19:34.340 to die on,
01:19:34.960 and I'm absolutely loving it.
01:19:36.240 Listen,
01:19:36.680 if you have a shorter gun,
01:19:38.460 like, yes,
01:19:39.040 technically it comes
01:19:39.760 out of the gun sooner,
01:19:41.240 but that doesn't make
01:19:41.960 a difference.
01:19:42.900 Yes, it does.
01:19:44.640 Whenever you're trying
01:19:45.200 to reproduce
01:19:45.680 as fast as possible,
01:19:47.140 you're just trying
01:19:47.560 to get loads into women.
01:19:48.540 It doesn't matter
01:19:49.340 how following it takes.
01:19:50.360 What's in there?
01:19:51.060 It's nine months, baby.
01:19:52.400 It's nine months regardless.
01:19:53.720 That time is...
01:19:54.800 It's the time...
01:19:55.800 The only time
01:19:57.380 that it's going to change
01:19:58.340 is the time
01:19:58.800 it takes for you to come,
01:20:00.040 and they're just...
01:20:00.920 I mean,
01:20:01.220 they're in and out, baby,
01:20:02.280 and it's just, bam.
01:20:03.420 Just those small penises.
01:20:04.760 No.
01:20:05.200 Dude, I'm...
01:20:05.520 And it's also...
01:20:06.380 It's shrinking the amount...
01:20:07.460 Okay, if you're having
01:20:08.200 a long penis,
01:20:09.500 that means that you probably
01:20:10.380 have the same amount
01:20:10.920 of nerves in every penis,
01:20:12.580 so it's taking that
01:20:13.360 long penis,
01:20:14.140 spreading out all the nerves,
01:20:15.340 rather than a short penis,
01:20:16.360 all the nerves,
01:20:17.020 very, like, fucking...
01:20:18.540 It's in a small square.
01:20:19.840 Okay, Cole, Cole,
01:20:20.220 you had a kid.
01:20:20.920 We get it.
01:20:21.580 It's fine.
01:20:22.320 Dude, I'm trying to tell you.
01:20:24.780 Dude, dude, a fucking...
01:20:25.820 And I came like that, baby,
01:20:27.220 and it was out in seconds.
01:20:29.160 Still can't get off
01:20:30.020 from a blowjob, though, but...
01:20:31.420 An Asian...
01:20:32.200 An Asian's penis
01:20:33.060 is like a fucking derringer, dude.
01:20:34.840 Wait, Cole,
01:20:35.000 didn't you say...
01:20:35.680 And a black's dick
01:20:36.600 is like a fucking rifle.
01:20:38.040 Didn't you say that
01:20:38.860 you and Elizabeth, like,
01:20:40.280 measured this week
01:20:41.280 or something like that?
01:20:41.960 We were going to...
01:20:43.120 Thank you, Joseph.
01:20:44.440 But no, so I did...
01:20:45.540 Correct.
01:20:46.520 I measured...
01:20:47.080 Go ahead and pull it up.
01:20:47.840 I'll read it.
01:20:48.740 Josie is correct.
01:20:50.860 Josie says,
01:20:51.400 if he's touching the cervix,
01:20:52.420 the sperm has less of a distance
01:20:53.760 to swim in a hostile environment
01:20:55.020 trying to kill them,
01:20:55.760 the vagina.
01:20:56.460 Correct.
01:20:56.700 Cole, you are...
01:20:57.900 And I'll point to this.
01:20:59.920 How many times...
01:21:00.600 When you come,
01:21:01.760 how many billions of sperm
01:21:03.800 are there?
01:21:04.300 Probably like six.
01:21:05.320 You can't kill six billion, man.
01:21:06.880 Sounds way too high.
01:21:07.760 Yeah.
01:21:08.080 That sounds...
01:21:08.400 That sounds...
01:21:08.580 That honestly sounds too high.
01:21:12.620 Oh, my God.
01:21:15.200 Oh, Cole, this is great.
01:21:16.600 I love it.
01:21:17.260 It's a spermicide, man.
01:21:19.360 Yeah, they don't...
01:21:19.720 They're not killing all six billion, baby.
01:21:21.480 The reason the Chinese reproduce so rapidly
01:21:23.320 is because for the longest time,
01:21:25.000 I think they were probably forbidden
01:21:26.320 from using birth control
01:21:27.240 and then they had the one-child policy
01:21:28.640 because they were like,
01:21:29.260 that was a mistake.
01:21:31.000 Okay.
01:21:31.580 Birth control...
01:21:32.360 It's not like it was around
01:21:33.300 like before the fucking 60s.
01:21:35.760 I mean, they were...
01:21:36.820 They had the highest population
01:21:38.580 in like the 1200s.
01:21:40.660 Yeah, but they were like
01:21:41.600 also an ancient civilization
01:21:43.120 that was really successful
01:21:44.100 for a very long time.
01:21:45.000 Yeah, because they had
01:21:46.420 a huge population
01:21:47.160 because they were just
01:21:47.800 small dicking it.
01:21:48.920 But the population...
01:21:50.460 You're so stuck
01:21:51.780 in the stupid hypothesis.
01:21:53.200 Because they were
01:21:53.900 small dicking it.
01:21:56.780 I love it, dude.
01:21:58.220 That's the rise of China.
01:21:59.600 The story of the rise of China
01:22:01.180 by Cole.
01:22:01.780 Wait, Cole, why didn't you...
01:22:02.340 Small dicking it?
01:22:02.820 Small dicking it.
01:22:03.960 Why didn't you measure?
01:22:05.100 What happened?
01:22:05.320 But your penis is so large.
01:22:06.600 I measured soft.
01:22:07.220 I measured soft.
01:22:08.280 Why would you measure soft?
01:22:09.280 Because it's not impressive hard, right?
01:22:10.600 That's why.
01:22:10.980 He said four.
01:22:11.500 He said four soft.
01:22:12.280 You fluffed it.
01:22:13.000 You fluffed it
01:22:13.760 and then you measured it.
01:22:14.540 You didn't like that.
01:22:15.720 There's no way
01:22:16.260 you were doing it
01:22:16.660 while I was turtling.
01:22:17.560 There's no way.
01:22:18.980 You fluffed it, dude.
01:22:20.480 You so fluffed it.
01:22:21.440 You pulled it
01:22:21.820 in the little elites.
01:22:23.120 Did you measure
01:22:23.620 from the top or the bottom?
01:22:25.180 He said he measured
01:22:25.800 from the taint.
01:22:26.380 I didn't measure it.
01:22:27.280 From the butthole.
01:22:28.380 From the taint?
01:22:29.280 There it is.
01:22:30.200 No, I was joking about that.
01:22:31.740 He goes around the balls,
01:22:33.000 counts the ass.
01:22:33.560 No, that's what I tweeted out.
01:22:35.860 I said pro tip.
01:22:37.620 You always measure
01:22:38.480 from the taint
01:22:39.180 and also do it in the summer
01:22:40.280 when the balls are long
01:22:41.380 and so you get
01:22:42.060 a little bit more length out of it.
01:22:43.260 Right, and so you don't
01:22:45.940 lose your place.
01:22:46.700 You put a dot there
01:22:47.540 so you dot the geef
01:22:48.740 and then you measure it
01:22:51.420 from there.
01:22:52.260 If you're using a ruler
01:22:53.880 and you're losing your place
01:22:54.980 on your dick size,
01:22:55.940 you have to just...
01:22:58.940 I think you're good.
01:23:00.780 I need to get my third,
01:23:02.760 the fourth ruler
01:23:03.380 because I've got to keep...
01:23:04.900 Once you're past 12 inches,
01:23:06.600 it doesn't really matter.
01:23:07.980 You're destroying a woman.
01:23:09.120 By the way, dead ass cold
01:23:09.680 or it has been something
01:23:10.640 moving in your window
01:23:11.520 for a while now.
01:23:12.640 I think there are
01:23:14.200 trees outside
01:23:16.100 and it's a shadow.
01:23:17.360 Yeah, there's dogmen
01:23:18.100 in Alabama.
01:23:19.200 For sure, dogmen in Alabama.
01:23:20.840 Like I said,
01:23:21.360 I do shut that.
01:23:22.400 I get freaked out
01:23:23.280 because I can't see it
01:23:24.160 and it's right there.
01:23:25.500 I'm just waiting
01:23:26.140 for a fucking face
01:23:27.340 to pop up.
01:23:29.040 All right, guys.
01:23:29.440 I've got to roll.
01:23:30.400 Go check out No Way Jose.
01:23:31.600 I love you guys.
01:23:32.180 I told you I had to leave
01:23:32.800 at 1030.
01:23:33.500 It's all good.
01:23:34.440 Love you, buddy.
01:23:35.380 Bye.
01:23:35.580 All right, see you later.
01:23:37.260 Leave.
01:23:37.820 One, spend time with family
01:23:39.180 or some bullshit.
01:23:40.780 How do I get bit 4,
01:23:41.720 you cunt?
01:23:45.700 Oh, my God.
01:23:47.100 God damn it, dude.
01:23:49.620 Aboriginals crashing on a plane
01:23:50.880 is one of my favorite bits
01:23:52.820 we've ever done.
01:23:53.420 That is so fucking funny.
01:23:54.000 Yeah, that was so good, dude.
01:23:55.600 The pilot doesn't even care.
01:24:00.320 He's like,
01:24:00.700 No, no.
01:24:01.300 He does it on purpose.
01:24:02.820 He gets a high.
01:24:03.940 Imagine he just does
01:24:04.780 like nosedives
01:24:05.580 just so the things pop down.
01:24:07.280 So he goes,
01:24:08.780 Don't worry, ladies and gentlemen.
01:24:11.600 We're still all good.
01:24:12.380 Make sure you put your seat
01:24:22.740 of we are baby landing
01:24:24.520 in the water.
01:24:26.900 Yeah, and the stewardesses
01:24:29.140 or whatever
01:24:29.580 who give you the
01:24:30.260 before flight instructions,
01:24:32.320 they're just banging
01:24:32.940 those sticks together.
01:24:36.400 That's what I said.
01:24:37.540 No, I just, hold on.
01:24:38.620 You did stop saying that one.
01:24:41.220 God damn it, I missed that one.
01:24:42.680 How did you miss it?
01:24:43.580 You were right there,
01:24:44.260 sitting in the same spot
01:24:44.980 with the fucking
01:24:45.440 same stupid hat on.
01:24:46.700 You don't remember that?
01:24:47.540 No.
01:24:47.920 There are three emergency exits,
01:24:49.840 but most importantly,
01:24:51.220 gasolina.
01:24:53.000 Hold on, I'm going to give myself-
01:24:54.200 Toad with a banger.
01:24:55.020 I gave, that was for myself.
01:24:58.500 Toad stole a banger,
01:24:59.680 so you get the tagline.
01:25:00.880 Toad stole a banger.
01:25:02.100 Toad stole a banger.
01:25:04.520 There we go.
01:25:05.340 A stolen banger is a banger.
01:25:07.060 I get it.
01:25:10.300 I get it.
01:25:10.600 He had to spell it out again.
01:25:12.120 I like that, though.
01:25:12.840 It still should be hard ER, though,
01:25:14.500 if they're stealing it, though, right?
01:25:15.820 Yeah, sure.
01:25:16.500 Little Dicky,
01:25:17.080 can you pull up
01:25:17.640 any other random racist video?
01:25:20.200 Oh, Cole, did you have one?
01:25:21.540 Yo, I dropped a grip
01:25:22.360 in the chat.
01:25:23.160 If he wants to go to my Instagram,
01:25:24.160 because I have all of them on there, man.
01:25:26.800 I saw this,
01:25:27.700 but I didn't watch it.
01:25:28.240 This is fake.
01:25:29.340 Yo, this is fake.
01:25:30.080 I don't even think this is real.
01:25:31.700 Don't want to school.
01:25:32.380 I don't got to wake up
01:25:32.940 at five anymore.
01:25:34.120 What the fuck is happening?
01:25:41.300 He has terrible hair.
01:25:42.720 Excuse me, young man.
01:25:43.880 I'm trying to wash my hands
01:25:45.040 at one of these sinks.
01:25:45.780 I'm doing a video, sir.
01:25:46.860 I'm doing a video.
01:25:47.620 He's lying around.
01:25:48.120 I don't even goddamn
01:25:48.800 what you're doing.
01:25:49.500 You can't have a volcano.
01:25:50.480 I ain't doing nothing.
01:25:51.300 I'm doing a video.
01:25:51.760 You better move your ass
01:25:52.660 not to wait.
01:25:53.220 What's wrong with this?
01:25:53.820 I slap the shit out of your young ass.
01:25:55.920 I do love Ocarimus type of...
01:25:59.360 This ain't what you want, young man.
01:26:00.940 This ain't what you...
01:26:02.060 You better back the fuck up
01:26:08.160 out of my face, goddammit.
01:26:09.420 Yeah, that motherfucker
01:26:10.520 is not real.
01:26:12.080 Yeah, that motherfucker
01:26:13.080 is actually real.
01:26:14.240 Now, the one that is real,
01:26:16.960 did you see the...
01:26:17.780 Israel.
01:26:20.280 Israel?
01:26:21.120 Oh, shit.
01:26:21.660 Did you see the video
01:26:23.740 of the...
01:26:25.060 Yeah, no, I...
01:26:27.060 Anything that is real, boo.
01:26:34.880 No, not that...
01:26:36.220 Not Israel Adesanya.
01:26:38.220 Israel Adesanya?
01:26:40.960 Dude, that motherfucker
01:26:42.840 is not Israel.
01:26:45.240 That motherfucker
01:26:46.160 is not Israel Adesanya.
01:26:48.060 That's a t-shirt.
01:26:49.480 Oh, shit.
01:26:50.300 That motherfucker
01:26:51.620 is not Israel.
01:26:55.260 What was I going to say?
01:26:56.640 No, the one that's a guy...
01:26:57.760 It was the boxing
01:26:58.340 between like a fucking old dude
01:27:00.280 and then some guy
01:27:01.120 that was like...
01:27:02.420 I don't know.
01:27:02.780 He looks like 21.
01:27:03.820 Have you seen that?
01:27:04.520 And the old dude
01:27:05.760 knocks his ass out.
01:27:06.780 Have you seen that?
01:27:07.900 I don't know.
01:27:08.360 I think I said it
01:27:10.820 in the Instagram chat.
01:27:12.140 It was a...
01:27:12.740 Run it or minimize it.
01:27:14.820 Run it or minimize it.
01:27:15.540 Either way.
01:27:15.820 It's...
01:27:17.560 It's...
01:27:18.140 It's...
01:27:18.640 You're fine.
01:27:19.940 Relax, relax, relax.
01:27:21.220 This is my African brother
01:27:22.340 right here.
01:27:22.880 Let's go, nigga.
01:27:23.740 What's up, bitch?
01:27:24.920 Let's go, nigga.
01:27:26.040 Yeah, nigga.
01:27:27.060 What's up, nigga?
01:27:27.980 Get this shit up.
01:27:28.860 What the fuck you gonna do, nigga?
01:27:30.000 Yeah, my African brother.
01:27:31.320 Yeah, my African brother.
01:27:33.540 Yeah, it would have been so cool.
01:27:34.620 It would have brought the house down.
01:27:38.740 He called him son.
01:27:42.940 Ooh, got him.
01:27:49.380 36 and me?
01:27:52.800 26 and me DNA test.
01:27:55.640 Add those together.
01:27:56.620 That's your IT, motherfucker.
01:28:01.220 Dude, you guys like that he...
01:28:02.540 Sound it out.
01:28:02.980 He got the 26?
01:28:05.540 26 and me is the service
01:28:07.320 that the Downs people use
01:28:08.860 for their DNA test.
01:28:11.500 Extra chromosomes.
01:28:12.500 I like it.
01:28:12.880 I can't believe I'm Aboriginal.
01:28:16.860 Yo, who's smarter?
01:28:18.060 Aboriginals or Downs people?
01:28:19.060 No, what if that is...
01:28:20.480 What the race-mixing that happened
01:28:22.580 was the Aboriginals just like...
01:28:24.080 Every time they fuck a white
01:28:25.280 or any type of...
01:28:26.040 That's how Downs people were invented.
01:28:28.780 Is that what that means?
01:28:29.720 Ab-original?
01:28:30.720 Like, does original mean like normal
01:28:32.240 and Ab mean abnormal?
01:28:34.700 The original abnormal?
01:28:37.500 The OG abnormal.
01:28:40.140 The OG abnormal.
01:28:42.140 Oh, fuck.
01:28:42.900 I love that original so much.
01:28:44.600 Dude, for quick context here,
01:28:46.980 by the way,
01:28:47.300 Duplessis is now going to fight
01:28:48.980 Adesanya.
01:28:49.800 Duplessis is...
01:28:50.580 You don't watch fights?
01:28:52.120 You don't know how to pronounce
01:28:52.700 the fighters' names?
01:28:53.360 Oh, don't get them started.
01:28:54.700 I don't give a shit.
01:28:55.460 He's from South Africa.
01:28:56.740 It's Duplessis, dog.
01:28:57.880 Duplessis.
01:28:58.480 Whatever.
01:28:58.840 I don't pronounce it
01:28:59.960 in that homosexual way.
01:29:01.480 Because you don't even watch the show.
01:29:02.720 He's from South Africa.
01:29:04.880 To the people listening real quick.
01:29:06.180 Claims that he's more African
01:29:07.060 than Adesanya, who is...
01:29:08.840 He is more African.
01:29:10.240 No.
01:29:11.200 Israel lives in motherfucking New Zealand.
01:29:13.740 Yes.
01:29:14.340 He's Nigerian.
01:29:15.120 And Israel is represented by China
01:29:16.980 for a bunch of like
01:29:17.720 most of his kickboxing career.
01:29:19.120 He would like walk out
01:29:19.880 with the Chinese flag.
01:29:21.120 This guy lives in South Africa.
01:29:22.820 But this is...
01:29:23.840 Adesanya is a real nigga.
01:29:25.620 Shut up, Toad.
01:29:27.180 So stupid.
01:29:27.860 We got into a fight again.
01:29:29.140 And this is coming on the heels.
01:29:30.520 It's coming on the heels
01:29:31.500 of this whole thing
01:29:32.360 where he was about to quit.
01:29:34.300 And I was pretty angry with Toad.
01:29:35.740 And I yelled at him in the chat.
01:29:37.700 So the next thing he does, naturally,
01:29:39.660 is he talks about the UFC.
01:29:41.440 And he's saying,
01:29:42.440 oh, Adesanya is going to do this or that.
01:29:44.800 And I was like...
01:29:45.520 Yeah, he's going to win.
01:29:46.500 So you admit that you don't even watch it.
01:29:48.400 But then he tells me that
01:29:49.820 he knows the sport better than I do
01:29:51.820 because he's never done it.
01:29:52.500 No, I said I can predict it better
01:29:54.080 because I understand how the markets work.
01:29:56.480 I'll bet you a thousand bucks.
01:29:58.480 Bet you a thousand bucks.
01:30:00.000 You and I, sports, but on UFC.
01:30:03.380 Whoever gets the best winning percentage
01:30:04.980 on a single card to win or take all.
01:30:09.160 Single card is going to be...
01:30:10.460 Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of variance there.
01:30:12.580 Oh, that's a good point.
01:30:13.200 Don't enable him.
01:30:14.220 Like, he's not going to do it anyways.
01:30:15.660 Well, single card,
01:30:16.360 there's a lot of variance there.
01:30:17.320 I could lose, but I would do it.
01:30:18.900 Yeah, I know you would lose
01:30:19.820 because I actually...
01:30:20.320 By the way, I did send Dickie
01:30:22.040 a video that we could play.
01:30:23.720 I thought this was a really good one
01:30:25.460 that I sent,
01:30:26.620 but this is just a little Coles Clip corner.
01:30:28.340 Pull it up while I...
01:30:29.940 I adjusted it to him,
01:30:31.220 so he might not have gotten it yet, but...
01:30:34.040 I'm just saying, Toad,
01:30:34.860 like, you don't even watch the UFC,
01:30:37.140 but you're going to sit there
01:30:38.020 and tell me that you have a better grasp.
01:30:40.400 Like, how could you have an opinion?
01:30:42.360 No, I said my grasp of the betting market
01:30:44.620 enables me to predict these things pretty well.
01:30:46.120 How could you have an opinion?
01:30:47.500 Go ahead, finish, Clint.
01:30:48.680 No, no, no.
01:30:49.260 I agree with you, Tom.
01:30:50.340 How?
01:30:50.940 How do you have an opinion on that?
01:30:51.840 Because I know what's going on here,
01:30:53.500 and Duplessis is...
01:30:55.160 How?
01:30:55.360 How do you know?
01:30:56.800 Way too much, and he just...
01:30:57.820 But you don't watch it.
01:30:58.680 How do you know?
01:30:59.400 He just had a huge upset win.
01:31:01.620 He's overhyped right now.
01:31:02.780 He's talking way too much shit.
01:31:04.300 It has nothing to do with fighting.
01:31:05.500 What deep analytics...
01:31:06.660 Yes, it absolutely does.
01:31:07.120 What deep analytics is there on UFC...
01:31:09.420 I can understand with baseball,
01:31:10.420 because it's so much about math.
01:31:11.660 No analytics go into this.
01:31:13.880 It's the human factor.
01:31:15.400 I've been doing this shit for 16 years.
01:31:16.900 How can you do...
01:31:18.160 How can you not watch it and say
01:31:20.000 the human factor is how you make your bets?
01:31:22.360 That is exactly what I do,
01:31:23.900 and I can win.
01:31:24.420 How?
01:31:25.260 How?
01:31:25.820 Explain it.
01:31:26.420 That's exactly what I do.
01:31:27.500 I fucking win.
01:31:27.760 How?
01:31:28.700 Say how.
01:31:30.760 Because I'm looking at scheduling dynamics,
01:31:32.880 and I know how humans operate.
01:31:35.980 Scheduling dynamics?
01:31:37.240 Yeah.
01:31:37.380 But what does it have to do with him being overhyped?
01:31:39.060 When the fight is?
01:31:40.460 What does that mean?
01:31:41.560 The overhyped part of it just has to do
01:31:43.740 with what the market is going to set the number at,
01:31:45.920 so you know where the value is going to be.
01:31:47.920 I'm not saying he's going to be a favorite.
01:31:49.460 I'm saying that most people think that he's an underdog.
01:31:51.720 The value will be on Du Plessis.
01:31:53.960 Minus 330 was the...
01:31:55.240 No.
01:31:55.520 Because Israel's the star.
01:31:56.960 Yeah.
01:31:57.480 No.
01:31:57.940 The value will be on...
01:31:58.800 I don't agree with that.
01:31:59.740 I think Adesanya is not favored by enough.
01:32:02.100 That's what I'm saying.
01:32:03.320 Oh, I think you're wrong.
01:32:04.500 The star is almost always...
01:32:05.860 The betting line is almost always fucked up.
01:32:07.340 Because of the circumstances here,
01:32:09.660 everybody's talking about Du Plessis,
01:32:11.140 what's going on here.
01:32:11.780 He's shit-talking,
01:32:12.820 which is going to...
01:32:13.920 You know, it's going to...
01:32:15.040 But you haven't seen any of his prior fights
01:32:17.080 and the way he does fight
01:32:19.280 and then also the way Israel Adesanya fights.
01:32:21.880 You can't do MMA math.
01:32:23.360 Du Plessis has to knock him out
01:32:24.760 and if he doesn't, he'll lose.
01:32:26.360 He doesn't have to knock him out.
01:32:27.180 He has to take him down.
01:32:28.560 This is what I mean.
01:32:29.980 He has to do the opposite of one.
01:32:32.360 But I mean, he can knock him out,
01:32:34.140 but that's what most idiots will say.
01:32:35.460 He's just going to knock him out.
01:32:36.860 All he's got to do is take him down.
01:32:38.100 No, I'm saying he won't be able to knock him out.
01:32:42.260 I think there's a chance that he does knock out Izzy,
01:32:45.400 but the game plan to win, Toad,
01:32:47.260 would be to take him down.
01:32:48.940 So yeah, Israel Adesanya fought Alex Pereira,
01:32:51.860 both of them kickboxers.
01:32:53.120 Alex Pereira took him down
01:32:54.720 and made it a problem.
01:32:56.080 I saw that fight, I know.
01:32:57.700 And Pereira outweighed him too.
01:33:00.720 Yeah, and Pereira outweighed him.
01:33:02.760 Okay, here we go.
01:33:03.740 Finally.
01:33:04.080 Yes, okay.
01:33:04.660 Shut the fuck up.
01:33:05.480 This is what we're going to be betting on next.
01:33:07.900 This is top and Toad arguing about sports betting.
01:33:09.980 No, this is amazing.
01:33:12.300 What is this?
01:33:12.620 Just watch this.
01:33:13.200 This is bare knuckle boxing or something?
01:33:14.860 Nope.
01:33:15.440 Oh, shit.
01:33:17.480 There should be sound.
01:33:18.960 With fluorescent light bulbs.
01:33:20.560 There should be sound.
01:33:21.640 I don't know why there's,
01:33:22.420 but maybe it didn't download with sound.
01:33:24.020 But fuck it.
01:33:25.520 Might as well.
01:33:26.160 I mean, the sound is just,
01:33:27.240 you just hear fucking fluorescent light bulbs breaking.
01:33:31.600 Very important to the story.
01:33:33.940 So.
01:33:34.040 Yo, I've been to one of these wrestling events.
01:33:39.320 They're like hardcore.
01:33:40.240 They're fucking amazing.
01:33:41.740 So these guys are just smacking the shit out of each other.
01:33:46.480 With inflation, you can do this?
01:33:48.320 Those are like $38 a piece.
01:33:51.280 These are fluorescent light bulbs, right?
01:33:53.200 They're fluorescent light bulbs.
01:33:54.280 What they were like,
01:33:55.340 by the way, got to protect the arms.
01:33:56.880 And so they have wrapped,
01:33:58.160 except, no, one dude is,
01:33:59.520 and the first thing I thought of,
01:34:01.320 I was like,
01:34:02.020 this looks like what,
01:34:03.060 this is what Jesus looks like
01:34:04.340 after he got fucking,
01:34:05.340 like, whipped.
01:34:07.980 That's what you thought of immediately.
01:34:09.160 That's what I thought of.
01:34:10.360 I did not think of that, but yeah.
01:34:12.100 That's the modern Passion of the Christ remake.
01:34:14.600 Yeah, dude,
01:34:15.220 they crucified him on the cross of fluorescent light bulbs.
01:34:19.500 Passion of the Christs.
01:34:21.680 Toad, when you bet on that sport,
01:34:23.620 are you also looking at scheduling matchups on that too as well?
01:34:26.800 Or are you...
01:34:27.560 If I was betting on it, I would be, yeah.
01:34:29.680 Toad, I need you to explain,
01:34:30.900 because I think you're bullshitting.
01:34:31.940 What does schedule,
01:34:32.740 I look at scheduling,
01:34:34.140 what does that mean?
01:34:35.760 You can look at like the,
01:34:37.400 if we're talking about fights,
01:34:38.700 I don't really bet on fights that much,
01:34:40.140 but you'd be looking at like...
01:34:40.980 Clearly.
01:34:41.640 You'd be looking at like the duration
01:34:43.080 since their previous fight,
01:34:44.660 that would come into play.
01:34:45.820 You're looking at like what happened
01:34:47.780 in their previous fight.
01:34:48.860 Like all that kind of shit.
01:34:51.000 That's valid,
01:34:51.800 but it's not enough to know
01:34:53.020 who's going to win a fight though.
01:34:55.320 You can figure out
01:34:56.640 if the betting line is fucked up.
01:34:57.860 You never know for sure.
01:34:59.060 Well, that's the whole point.
01:35:00.580 Well, you can figure out
01:35:01.400 if the betting line is fucked up,
01:35:02.360 but you still can't know who to bet on,
01:35:03.700 because you don't know if you're going to win.
01:35:04.720 I saw a guy put a dollar bet on...
01:35:07.720 Okay, this is what I want to watch.
01:35:09.420 The whole point is really valid.
01:35:11.000 We can end on this,
01:35:11.640 because I showed this to Elizabeth,
01:35:14.100 because all she saw,
01:35:15.480 all she saw,
01:35:16.560 she saw like the group chat pop up,
01:35:19.100 and it was this video,
01:35:20.060 and she was like,
01:35:20.460 wait, what the fuck was that?
01:35:21.700 And she probably just saw tits,
01:35:22.940 and she thought it was...
01:35:23.900 And I was like,
01:35:24.340 all right, fine.
01:35:24.700 You want to watch it?
01:35:25.860 I was like, watch it.
01:35:27.380 And she was like,
01:35:27.980 what the fuck is this?
01:35:30.580 She could not believe it.
01:35:31.740 This is the greatest thing
01:35:32.460 I've ever seen.
01:35:33.100 Go ahead.
01:35:33.380 All right, I have not seen this yet,
01:35:34.660 so let's do it.
01:35:35.420 Take your CR.
01:35:36.180 Take your Kiki.
01:35:37.380 Mmm, ice cream so good.
01:35:38.660 It was you, Max.
01:35:39.780 Pop, amazing.
01:35:41.760 Mmm, ice cream so good.
01:35:43.100 Mmm, ice cream so good.
01:35:47.240 Take your CR.
01:35:48.020 Take your mustard.
01:35:48.880 Her nail,
01:35:49.460 she has to use tweezers
01:35:50.520 to pick up a piece of popcorn.
01:35:51.380 Mmm, ice cream so good.
01:35:51.740 Take your Kiki's got money.
01:35:53.040 Wow.
01:35:53.840 I got your name.
01:35:55.580 Beautiful dude.
01:35:55.760 By the way,
01:35:56.060 you can see her seasoning
01:35:57.020 back on the counter there.
01:35:58.480 Mmm, ice cream so good.
01:35:59.740 Take your eyes.
01:36:00.320 Take your Tania.
01:36:01.640 What is she holding?
01:36:04.140 It's a flat iron
01:36:05.340 that she's putting popcorns into.
01:36:07.120 It is popping.
01:36:07.960 A stapler?
01:36:09.020 Take your Noel.
01:36:09.740 Take your Aita.
01:36:10.560 I just said it's a flat iron.
01:36:11.780 Popcorn, yes, popcorn.
01:36:12.380 Wait, oh,
01:36:12.860 is she popping one popcorn
01:36:15.000 at a time?
01:36:15.880 Yes, it's ASMR.
01:36:19.240 Watch, you'll see it pops right here.
01:36:21.320 At the beginning, it pops.
01:36:22.540 Mmm, ice cream so good.
01:36:23.800 It was you, Max.
01:36:24.920 Pop.
01:36:25.140 Oh, it does.
01:36:26.160 And she says pop.
01:36:28.680 Oh, yo, yo.
01:36:29.360 Start it over.
01:36:29.820 Start it over.
01:36:31.060 Yeah, she's just doing one at a time.
01:36:32.780 She's popping one kernel at a time.
01:36:34.660 Yeah, this is the most...
01:36:35.780 It is an ASMR, like, weird thing.
01:36:38.700 And it's...
01:36:39.300 This is awesome.
01:36:40.920 This is insane.
01:36:42.240 I mean, I'm turned on,
01:36:43.780 and I want her to blow me.
01:36:45.120 I can't...
01:36:45.880 I bet you put half your paycheck
01:36:47.820 to this bitch in the next week.
01:36:49.700 Dude.
01:36:50.600 KCR, take your Kiki.
01:36:52.400 Mmm, ice cream so good.
01:36:53.680 It was you, Max.
01:36:54.520 Ice cream so good.
01:36:55.540 Wait, no, that's where she says pop.
01:36:56.740 Amazing.
01:36:57.460 Oh, she does say pop.
01:36:58.480 She says pop amazing.
01:36:59.840 And then she pulls out the tweezer
01:37:01.340 because her fingernails are so fucking long.
01:37:03.640 Mmm, ice cream so good.
01:37:03.720 Take your CR.
01:37:04.660 Take your master.
01:37:05.580 I think she does that
01:37:06.520 so she doesn't burn her fingers.
01:37:07.460 It's so good.
01:37:08.000 Thank you, Sky.
01:37:08.840 Got money.
01:37:09.700 Wow.
01:37:10.260 I got your name.
01:37:12.260 Beautiful gift.
01:37:13.220 For you.
01:37:13.780 Take your iPhone.
01:37:14.960 Mmm, ice cream so good.
01:37:16.180 Her tummy's weird.
01:37:17.140 What the fuck is going on right now?
01:37:18.320 Okay, so I'll explain what's going on.
01:37:19.940 She's getting...
01:37:21.060 So this is actually...
01:37:22.020 It's not on TikTok.
01:37:22.680 I guess it was on TikTok,
01:37:23.580 but it's alive.
01:37:24.960 So she's reading...
01:37:25.960 People are sending her money,
01:37:27.020 and she's reading it,
01:37:28.100 and for them,
01:37:29.220 she does these sounds.
01:37:30.780 Yep.
01:37:31.360 This is somebody that was sexual...
01:37:32.460 She's a human AI robot.
01:37:34.360 That's what's happening right here.
01:37:35.560 Yeah, it's some form of ASMR, I guess.
01:37:38.420 Yeah, I think it's an ASMR, and like...
01:37:40.500 No, it's a real human being, bro.
01:37:41.980 That's become a fucking paid robot.
01:37:45.260 Look at her tongue.
01:37:46.500 What?
01:37:46.880 Have you ever seen a tongue like that?
01:37:48.380 Yeah, dude.
01:37:48.860 What is going on with that?
01:37:49.640 No, no, no, no, no.
01:37:50.440 Look.
01:37:51.060 It's two different shades.
01:37:52.840 It is, yeah.
01:37:53.720 It's like fondant.
01:37:55.720 Yeah, it's like the front of it
01:37:57.520 is thinner or something
01:37:58.900 than the rest of your tongue.
01:37:59.340 Yeah, and the front of it
01:38:00.140 looks like a regular tongue,
01:38:00.980 or actually,
01:38:02.280 the back of it
01:38:02.900 looks like a regular tongue.
01:38:04.060 The front of it
01:38:04.500 looks like she has...
01:38:06.180 The front of it probably is...
01:38:07.880 No, the front of it's
01:38:08.960 different color
01:38:09.520 because of her lipstick, probably.
01:38:10.840 No, I think the...
01:38:11.680 It looks like the front of it...
01:38:12.760 What the fuck are you talking about?
01:38:13.680 Did you just say that out loud?
01:38:15.260 Dude, it looks like...
01:38:16.020 It looks like...
01:38:16.760 The front of it looks
01:38:17.940 different because of her lipstick?
01:38:19.640 No.
01:38:19.920 She probably got something
01:38:20.740 in her fucking mouth
01:38:21.320 because she's doing this...
01:38:22.400 No, dude.
01:38:23.180 It looks like she just...
01:38:24.540 circumcised her tongue it looks like some of the skin yeah from the it is probably the filters and
01:38:30.140 that's be this oh that could be it could be ice cream so good thank you i don't understand why
01:38:39.940 is what's ice cream so good is that just something she's just i i i when people send her money she
01:38:45.160 gets an emoji that that shows ice cream she's ready yeah she's right she's right maybe people
01:38:50.720 are telling her to say this is really fucked up this is like like this is dystopian man
01:38:56.560 it's discovering it's discovering like the depravity of man right here yeah everyone's
01:39:02.580 in their own separate cubicle and she's in her own cubicle performing for these people in their
01:39:06.700 cubicles who just want to hear this stuff yes yes hey this is this is like black black mirror
01:39:12.260 how much do you think she gets paid black black mirror oh shit i just got that that's really good
01:39:17.600 no uh she gets probably gets paid a good amount if she's probably streaming like yo this shit is
01:39:25.140 going uber viral this bitch is going to get paid like a mother fuck she's going to be going ice cream
01:39:29.400 so good for like the rest of her life i mean i mean i would if i if i could do asmr shit like this
01:39:35.700 and like oh she grout yeah like this like yeah these these twitch streamers these people that do
01:39:42.480 this shit like all fucking day 36 million impressions on this video this bitch is getting paid oh boy
01:39:47.860 they make people are going to see this a lot of them are going to laugh but then like she's she's
01:39:51.900 tapping into that market of people who are looking for her which is weird probably yeah the fact that
01:39:56.800 there is a market for her is so bizarre i've never understood it like even the fucking even the the
01:40:01.940 only fans girls there's just a level of depravity and despair that's devastating but you have this
01:40:08.480 just acting like a robot like a fucking anime character or something just ice cream so good
01:40:14.180 and she just does this all day and just gets paid and people like are like what sitting around jerking
01:40:19.120 off to it i don't fucking understand do not do not get dive deep into like the twitch only like the
01:40:24.880 twitch streaming girls that that do irl streaming like all day they're just on camera all day and dudes
01:40:30.340 just send them money and they just like there was one that was she would she literally live stream
01:40:35.480 24 hours she was she would live stream herself sleeping and guys would just be and it's the
01:40:39.540 chat just going like i mean just going crazy sending still sending money this is the same girl
01:40:45.160 talking to each other either they're talking no they're just talking they're just like sending
01:40:48.880 they're they're just like i mean i guess they have this weird i hope you're having great dreams
01:40:53.160 i know murderers black she's not she shouldn't be able to vote
01:40:56.720 and the one i'm talking about her name's amaranth she just got uh diagnosed with uh
01:41:07.360 oh fuck what was it uh uh it wasn't she's 100 that bitch no
01:41:11.740 amaranth yeah she's like she's that red-headed chick yeah well i don't know
01:41:16.360 because that might be what did she get diagnosed with it was um not cervical cancer it was um
01:41:22.300 bummer which it was but it was something it was something like that uh ovarian cancer i think
01:41:28.280 what it was oh yeah she like ovarian failure something where like her failure failure
01:41:34.500 you could probably do it honest honestly if you do like ice cream so good yeah yeah just just
01:41:43.180 say shit for i mean just like all day like it's insane she just yo she's she's sitting there
01:41:48.960 single popping popcorn and a motherfucking flat iron saying ice cream so good all day
01:41:54.640 that's i like look i know she's getting paid and and god bless her but that is a that is a lifestyle
01:41:59.900 that's almost as sad as what the dudes are that are sending her money when my when my daughter grows
01:42:04.860 up and like like a boy comes over and he's got to talk to me i'm gonna have my my my wife's uh
01:42:10.220 uh ironing iron what is that called curling iron i'm just gonna curling yeah i'm just gonna be
01:42:15.720 single popping popcorn as he talks to me and just watch him be like get hard
01:42:21.140 i put into a bowl every time i just put into a bigger bowl
01:42:24.980 do you think she eats the popcorn after she's like she shuts the stream off and she's just like
01:42:30.240 yo fuck it yo you should do that you should you should do that you be like yo hey where were you
01:42:34.660 taking my daughter motherfucker and then be like ice cream's so good huh and then watch him just
01:42:40.320 glaze up just be like sorry he starts giving you money he just pulls out his wallet ice cream's so
01:42:48.620 good and he just he goes he goes you gonna have her back at 10 pop
01:42:53.100 dude i'm telling you it is it is weird the like these twitch streamers asmr girls have got this
01:43:04.720 like there's an entire subset of the human species that are really into this and they're rich as fuck
01:43:11.400 like they're the uh i saw like a um a thing where the amaranth girl a guy sent her uh he sent her
01:43:19.780 like a case that had like a hundred grand in it oh yeah and and then a new iphone and then said
01:43:27.240 also by the way and he was he had like a contract and he was like by the way i will give you full-time
01:43:32.940 security for like for free he was like i'll pay for it and everything if you want it and she and i was
01:43:38.660 like what the like dudes just i mean and i think he just said just if you like like just call me out
01:43:46.180 on stream or some shit like that just like that's for the not even a crumb of pussy like literally
01:43:51.160 just like i mean nothing there's it's crazy sad and she has a boyfriend or a husband or some shit
01:43:57.780 like that i'm pretty sure it's humiliation fetish because it's like well yeah it's i don't understand
01:44:03.300 i can't rationalize it otherwise like what are you getting what are you fucking getting that is
01:44:07.720 what it is it's fin doming so it's these guys that like make a lot of money and then they
01:44:11.760 they tend to want to be like dominated in some way and in this case they're being dominated by
01:44:16.140 just giving up a bunch of their money for absolutely nothing dude i want i need to find
01:44:20.020 out how to get into this fucking racket yeah you want to dominate you want to become a fin dom yeah
01:44:25.240 i need to dominate i should just get like a dope-ass filter ice cream so good this is what you do clint
01:44:32.160 this is what you do you do a stream with josie and josie is doing asmr but then you're you're like
01:44:38.620 the bull and you're jerking off in the corner for sure you're actively cooking them as as she's
01:44:43.960 like yeah with their curling iron you're saying them you like that shit yeah i'm trying i'm trying
01:44:50.140 to i'm trying to pull a twitch and see if i can find like the send the money one fucking streams
01:44:54.320 right now and i bet you like it's a market yeah i bet you most of the top streams are like i mean i
01:44:59.280 bet if i here i don't type in asmr and see how many people are watching this shit uh it's it's it's a
01:45:06.240 disturbing amount yeah i'm gonna so it's like i'm watching it right now yeah it's it's weird
01:45:12.240 because it plays off of a meditative thing like it it it's clear that like there's a huge mental
01:45:18.680 health crisis and the asmr is essentially just yep you don't have to service around you got you get
01:45:24.620 through an ad it's stupid twitching ads but like we can't we can't mute that fuck you played a
01:45:30.040 commercial no i clicked on i clicked on a stream this is like the the top asmr stream right now
01:45:36.860 and i'll show you why it's the top asmr stream right now yeah yeah you can put it oh i mean this
01:45:43.140 is it's on twitch that's what's the hammer i don't know i don't know dude hammer her tits
01:45:49.320 oh it probably makes noise it probably makes noise for you and much i mean and there's a
01:45:59.360 there's like 1300 dudes watching and they've been streaming for two and a half hours and you know
01:46:04.140 this shit is boring look at these girls they're not talking about shit i mean they're no i mean
01:46:10.120 look how many asmr there's there's like obvious reason why guys are watching these i don't see it
01:46:16.320 but like but like porn exists so what are you doing you just want to see a bitch whisper it's
01:46:20.920 like that classy porn like that shit that i was talking about the other yeah i guess that's true
01:46:24.380 it's like girls that you haven't seen naked and you're like you just desperately praying that a
01:46:28.300 nip slips and so you sit there for 30 hours straight it feels like you're accomplishing something more
01:46:34.240 when that happens it feels like there's more integrity and actual i don't i don't know
01:46:37.240 what did he say he goes it feels like you're accomplishing more there but i don't know
01:46:49.760 you know i think you know i'd rather my daughter be on only fans than be an asmr girl
01:46:59.060 really yeah it just seems this seems dirty it seems something like worse playing psychologically
01:47:04.600 with the human mind whatever they're doing yeah ice cream sex stuff makes sense right they'll
01:47:10.720 literally lick the microphone like they'll just sit there and lick it and guys are just fucking just
01:47:16.900 just beating off yeah well because they're imagining one hand sending money with the other it's
01:47:22.700 it's crazy yeah it's it's the sound of one hand fapping
01:47:26.040 ice cream so good
01:47:31.200 dude dude if she's gonna pretend that uh my dick is an ice cream cone and do that to it
01:47:38.680 you know she's not oh do you understand that do you understand that that's not gonna happen
01:47:44.340 you got one more video for us i thought it might i know we have we have slumped the god
01:47:51.120 gladiator it's uh it's something gladiator
01:48:01.800 god damn fix your fucking internet connection
01:48:11.160 that's okay we still love you it's uh
01:48:15.640 it's uh it's midget uh gymnastics dude this is like the most brutal like
01:48:24.660 of all the vaccine injuries you could get this has got to be the worst
01:48:28.860 he rolled his ankle or whatever that does he have ankles
01:48:33.340 dear god
01:48:40.460 oh man
01:48:42.700 little people are fucking dope oh my god dude
01:48:46.240 he's not even a little person i i swear to god that dude's vax injured for real
01:48:49.880 wait does does the does the uh vax cause you to become a midget
01:48:54.240 no dude he's not a midget that's not a midget that's a fucking yeah that's like something beyond
01:48:59.520 what's beyond midget that's an aboriginal midget an avid an ab-a-a-miginal an ab-a-ridget
01:49:07.280 i have no fucking clue dude all right this we'll get out of here on this uh
01:49:13.040 finish up on this one oh this is great
01:49:14.600 what is this
01:49:15.920 they're saying no the dude in the front is going no no no is he wanting to stay
01:49:23.740 no no no
01:49:24.420 oh no no no oh shit no
01:49:30.380 oh
01:49:31.300 oh dude is that concrete he took stage
01:49:35.360 he literally he was like i'm literally gonna die
01:49:38.800 dude the crowd cleared out it was like fucking like
01:49:41.620 who's catching that who's catching this guy's a fucking missile
01:49:45.540 like like if you if you had tried to catch him it would have been head-on-head collision
01:49:51.960 yeah like yeah you're supposed to like jump turn over and like basically like you know
01:49:58.540 spread out yeah flop your body kind of like this
01:50:01.820 go completely flat on your back and he's just like dive like he was like i'm going
01:50:06.160 dude you should be level with the people like
01:50:08.740 he was straight on his way to ukraine man russia just launched his ass
01:50:18.200 dude he's diving like a fucking olympic diver man like what the fuck you know it's funny too
01:50:23.320 that black guy was like i had he had a crazy dream right where he was like i'm gonna make
01:50:27.200 this white boy jump off the stage i i dream i don't think i don't think it's concrete i think
01:50:32.840 that that looks like like uh hard dirt it's been no it's just hard dirt dude but but yeah
01:50:37.540 thousands of people thousands of people that have been stomping that sand into hard hard rock dirt
01:50:42.900 like that is brutal do we know do we know what what concert was this doing now
01:50:47.280 elizabeth asked how did that not break his neck because he's white
01:50:50.740 no
01:50:51.080 yeah he's one of those strong necks
01:50:56.740 no honestly god like i think i think that's what i think that's why i think that's why he survived
01:51:01.140 he ain't one of those weak necks that's why you don't see black rappers doing that shit because
01:51:04.780 they can't survive it dude you know what you don't you don't see it all black divers because
01:51:08.820 they can't swim and they have weak necks it actually has nothing it actually has nothing
01:51:13.760 to do with their inability to swim it's the impact on the water oh it's it's actually every
01:51:19.200 black person they fucking hit the roof
01:51:20.900 i feel like i made that joke too so i made that joke too i just i did
01:51:27.480 yeah when that when that was brought up i i re-listened to this show i did
01:51:34.580 oh my god i never really listen toad with the stolen banger that's all i do
01:51:40.300 i mean just a sad toad with the toad with the banger i mean honestly toad i still want to say
01:51:46.320 you're wrong about your gambling thing if you want to like you have to watch the sport
01:51:50.820 yeah you have to watch the sport i obviously don't i've proven that over
01:51:54.580 no no no i can i can understand and i can understand i can understand i can understand analytics when it
01:52:00.140 comes to baseball maybe even basketball because so much of it is i don't use analytics
01:52:04.440 i don't use analytics right now i use like basically just austrian economics essentially
01:52:10.180 is what i use no you don't there's no oh man yeah see here's the part like if toad was if toad
01:52:17.680 was really the high iq genius that i that we think he is 145 he would be trolling us
01:52:22.600 156 one for whatever but look at he means it and he's like he's not he's like not gonna budge
01:52:31.300 on this position like to the point where it's like hey toad we're all gonna go out and watch
01:52:34.500 ufc he'd be like no just like out of spite now like now you won't watch it i'm not gonna watch
01:52:39.320 it it impairs my judgment if you can't if you can't i cannot be i cannot be uh biased by watching
01:52:48.340 the sport i mean i mean in a way it does bias you like if you well if you're a fan yeah what the
01:52:53.400 commentators are saying if you're overreacting to what you're seeing it absolutely fucked me up when
01:52:58.760 i was because i bet heavy back in the day and it would always fuck me up because i would like
01:53:03.580 chargers lakers i can't bet against them it's like impossible well that too there's yeah there's like the
01:53:08.860 the emotion behind it kind of fucks you up you have to you have to take the emotion completely
01:53:13.600 out of it i don't know but the whole the whole way i won was because i actually watched every game
01:53:19.320 of the nfl all year long and by the end of the season i i knew everything i was like you can't
01:53:24.960 fucking i just said i don't think toad knows what austrian economics is probably a fucking faggot
01:53:30.620 dude all he does is fucking insult me in the fucking chat he can get fucked
01:53:33.940 angie's the best i like injure oh man i uh yeah i just i just don't understand it i don't understand
01:53:42.820 how you could like one-on-one i am wearing pants tonight i don't know how scheduling could actually
01:53:48.700 fuck it up all right i guess we're just gonna end the show there because you guys are on a fight
01:53:53.080 yeah damn it top i was i was setting you up this entire time to do what you do and you haven't done
01:53:58.860 it what is this what do i do i was i was getting toad on all sorts of rants and i was waiting for
01:54:04.680 you i kept giving you the tower power our slut to the tower power our bitch no way jose liberty
01:54:10.620 lockdown to the tower power clint bitch reed
01:54:14.480 cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
01:54:23.000 liberty lock is truth say same with lobster cole and jose toad is sick no way jose the tower power
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01:54:52.220 Redhead Libertarian is their best friend
01:54:54.660 Unless they get raided, then they never met
01:54:56.860 None of this shit be new to me
01:54:58.960 Clint is a sexual brute to me
01:55:01.020 No booster seat, get them tall boots on you
01:55:03.200 Fuck every podcast, that won't stoop to me
01:55:05.520 Libertarian won't be the same, they revolution-y
01:55:07.960 I miss grammar, send it, it rhymed dubitly
01:55:10.920 Promote myself on their shot, stupidly
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01:55:16.020 I'm single lady, so please choose a meet
01:55:18.480 They scream Tower Gang worldwide
01:55:20.540 Tower Gang rise
01:55:21.880 Together we will overthrow
01:55:23.360 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang
01:55:26.500 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang
01:55:28.100 Liberty Lock is Truски
01:55:30.040 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose
01:55:32.380 Toad is sick, no way, Jose
01:55:34.560 If you read, I write Jose with Jose
01:55:37.480 They made dates with all his fame
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01:55:42.580 They made dates with all his fame
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01:55:50.220 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all of it.
01:56:01.280 Fuck!