Tower Gang - Ep 132 - Dracula Ben Shapiro

00:00:00.000 Don't say that. Those are racial slips.

00:00:09.400 It's Cowagay Wednesday, motherfuckers.

00:00:15.240 What's up, retards?

00:00:17.140 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby.

00:00:18.820 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's...

00:00:21.780 ...mussy?

00:00:23.840 You want to kill me or you want to give me a boner? I don't know.

00:00:27.560 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny.

00:00:30.680 How low is me? I'm retarded.

00:00:33.160 Any of you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like...

00:00:36.740 The three of you had a threesome of some kind.

00:00:41.460 I was watching it and jerking off.

00:00:44.200 And...

00:00:44.600 You fucking asshole.

00:00:47.580 Toad's on fire!

00:00:48.860 She was a 10 in real life. She's like a dead 8.

00:00:53.880 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:00:55.200 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.

00:00:57.180 That is my...

00:00:57.720 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast.

00:01:00.000 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:01:07.280 It's not what the show is about.

00:01:09.080 This shit is retarded.

00:01:10.680 Like...

00:01:11.160 Welcome, everybody, to another fucking live edition of Tower Gang.

00:01:16.320 Because that's the only way we know how to do it, bitch.

00:01:18.040 Because the racism tastes better when you say it live.

00:01:21.100 I am Clint Russell, host of Louis Lockdown.

00:01:23.240 This is Tower Gang.

00:01:24.080 Thank you for tuning in.

00:01:25.180 As always, we are joined by the most autistic presidential candidate to ever run for the LP.

00:01:30.360 And my God, is that a high bar, Mr. Tower Gang Toad.

00:01:34.160 Still not making the debates.

00:01:35.240 We got Top Lofts, host of Top Lofts.com.

00:01:41.500 We got Fat Comic Dave, the host of The Ab Machine and Bench Press.

00:01:45.760 We got Jose Galasson, host of No Way Jose.

00:01:48.080 Thank you so much for joining us.

00:01:49.300 And fuck you, Nina Turner.

00:01:51.300 Wow.

00:01:52.580 Clint, do you think this shit out?

00:01:53.640 Is that why you're late to the show?

00:01:54.920 Like, you think this out before you do it?

00:01:56.520 What's going on?

00:01:56.920 I literally never think it out at all.

00:01:59.820 While I'm watching the intro, I just get so excited about what we're doing with our lives

00:02:03.880 that I get inspired.

00:02:05.880 What are we doing?

00:02:07.220 Completely weird to mention this even on it, but we have like two and a half times more

00:02:11.640 live viewers on Rumble than we do on fucking YouTube.

00:02:14.080 Really?

00:02:14.420 That's insane.

00:02:15.340 That's a lot of bots that they're pouring into.

00:02:16.920 I only see nine on Rumble.

00:02:19.460 No, no.

00:02:20.100 We have two and a half overall viewers, though.

00:02:22.660 Oh, I'm retarded.

00:02:23.440 Yeah, I was going to say, I was like, I'm literally watching, I'm having Rumble open

00:02:27.320 right now.

00:02:27.620 Oh, I don't know if the view count, we've been going for fucking.

00:02:30.320 Yeah, but we're fucked now because Rumble tanked Nick Fuentes for Holocaust denial or

00:02:35.240 some shit, so we're probably fucked.

00:02:36.900 Holocaust denial, he was literally, I mean, to be fair, I don't think it should be taken

00:02:40.760 down, but he literally said something along the lines of basically killing the Jays.

00:02:45.500 Oh, so it was the opposite of Holocaust denial.

00:02:49.720 No, he was literally calling for one.

00:02:52.180 I mean, not quite.

00:02:53.060 I mean, they're different ways to interpret it.

00:02:54.540 I heard some people try to be like, I just thought it was in spiritual terms.

00:02:57.680 Everybody was like, Rumble's all about free speech.

00:03:00.860 He's like, this guy did just call for direct violence and murder of a whole race.

00:03:05.500 I was like, hey guys, if we're going to set a line, I mean, if there was to be a line,

00:03:10.960 let's just set it there.

00:03:12.460 Nah, fuck that.

00:03:12.940 I totally disagree.

00:03:14.140 Fuck that line.

00:03:15.220 I don't see a problem.

00:03:15.960 I'm saying if we're going to set a line.

00:03:17.380 I don't want to set a line.

00:03:18.480 All right, good.

00:03:19.320 Just making sure.

00:03:20.020 Because like, are you afraid of Nick Fuentes?

00:03:24.060 What are we doing here?

00:03:25.320 Are we actually pretending that Nick Fuentes is a danger?

00:03:28.200 Well, he's been hanging out with the blacks now.

00:03:31.240 Did you see him in that fist fight?

00:03:32.500 If they get together.

00:03:33.500 Come on, man.

00:03:34.260 I don't know.

00:03:35.080 I mean, with Nick Fuentes' brain and all the black people's brawn, I mean, they come

00:03:39.960 together.

00:03:40.200 That's a superhuman right there.

00:03:41.760 Yeah, the white nationalist, big gangster black alliance.

00:03:46.060 That's what we have to worry about.

00:03:47.400 You know what it was?

00:03:48.560 Rumble's like, yo, Nick got the N card.

00:03:51.780 We have to do something about this.

00:03:53.300 He has too much power.

00:03:54.760 He can criticize the Js.

00:03:56.400 He can say the N word.

00:03:57.920 We're like, we got to shut him down somehow.

00:03:59.660 And Small Hat shut him down again.

00:04:00.820 Yeah, they shut him down.

00:04:02.140 He's got everything.

00:04:02.880 But the reason I really love Nick Fuentes is because he's got it all.

00:04:07.680 But because with his existence, I am no longer the weakest version.

00:04:13.860 I don't know if that's true.

00:04:16.180 Well, I would say.

00:04:17.380 Dude, let's set up a fight.

00:04:19.080 Price fight, dude.

00:04:20.180 Hold on.

00:04:20.700 I do want to ask this.

00:04:21.580 Do you think any one of those.

00:04:24.300 I will fight Nick Fuentes.

00:04:25.260 He was getting like, there was like black honeys all like next to him.

00:04:29.040 Do you think any of them sucked his dick that same day?

00:04:31.620 Because I feel like they loved him, didn't they?

00:04:33.320 They were putting off.

00:04:34.060 They put off hard vibes too.

00:04:35.460 But I've been in his situation where it's almost just like, gross.

00:04:38.900 No, don't even talk to me.

00:04:41.880 Look, Jose's like blasphemy.

00:04:43.600 I don't know.

00:04:44.780 I think it's funny to think that he was like right at the pocket's end.

00:04:47.700 And he just got up and he was like, do not talk to me.

00:04:49.420 He just looks over and goes, ugh.

00:04:53.500 And just like gets up.

00:04:54.240 He doesn't even say don't talk to me.

00:04:55.100 He just doesn't respond and just walks out.

00:04:56.420 He just walks out.

00:04:57.560 They're like, thanks Nick.

00:04:58.240 And he just.

00:04:58.540 Walks out just mumbling, nigger.

00:05:02.540 Yeah, but women like being talked down to though.

00:05:05.940 So if he's dropping N-bombs all over the place, these black women probably enjoy it.

00:05:10.600 I mean, unironically, probably.

00:05:11.920 Yeah.

00:05:12.200 I mean, let's be real.

00:05:14.600 You've been really quiet, Clint.

00:05:16.240 Your mannerisms are freaking me out right now.

00:05:17.780 He's reading all the LP national replies from Nina Turner.

00:05:22.740 Yep.

00:05:23.860 How'd you know that?

00:05:24.600 That's exactly what he's doing.

00:05:25.200 I'm going to call it because that's exactly what he's doing.

00:05:28.240 Oh, my God.

00:05:29.020 Sorry, you guys were talking about Nick Fuentes and it just makes me.

00:05:31.160 See, I said in the group chat before that me and Clint are very close to not being friends

00:05:36.600 just because of his relationship with the LP.

00:05:39.080 Where right now, he's reading Libertarian Party comments from their Twitter rather than

00:05:44.240 being on Tower Gang, motherfucker.

00:05:46.600 The greatest show in the world.

00:05:48.440 Man.

00:05:48.660 With more influence than the LP national party.

00:05:50.840 I'm going to say, I'm going to put that out there right now.

00:05:52.680 We do.

00:05:53.100 We do.

00:05:53.720 Just stop talking about Nick Fuentes and you'll get my attention again.

00:05:56.580 The guy really bores me.

00:05:57.860 He does.

00:05:58.380 I'm sorry.

00:05:58.620 Hey, I just want to give a shout out.

00:06:00.260 Odyssey chat, Matt W. said, I just want to say thanks to the Tower Gang for making my

00:06:04.240 Wednesday nights a night to look for two.

00:06:06.100 Hell yeah, dude.

00:06:06.120 Hell yeah, Matt.

00:06:06.940 Faggot.

00:06:09.460 Send us Ribble Bibble.

00:06:10.600 We want Ribble Bibble.

00:06:13.760 Ribble, Ribble.

00:06:14.900 Get the fuck out of here, Matt.

00:06:16.020 Support.

00:06:16.520 Is he supporting us on Locals?

00:06:17.860 He better do that.

00:06:18.540 Otherwise, he is a faggot.

00:06:20.700 Give us money or you like it in the pooper.

00:06:25.220 Oh, shit.

00:06:26.140 Oh, shit.

00:06:26.720 I hear it.

00:06:27.740 It's mailbag time.

00:06:28.980 I hear the sound.

00:06:32.140 Let's see what our ridgies had to say.

00:06:35.140 Little Dickie, if you could pull up the comments, I'd appreciate it.

00:06:37.460 Yeah, these fucking ridgies.

00:06:39.560 So the first mailbag is from Phil Dog.

00:06:43.540 Phil Dog asks, is Antarctica just a big ice wall?

00:06:48.620 Ooh, okay.

00:06:49.220 I think it's an entrance to all the earth.

00:06:51.440 It's an entrance to all the earth.

00:06:52.580 With dumb, retarded questions, we turn to top.

00:06:54.560 What's the answer, top?

00:06:56.340 It is an ice wall.

00:06:58.300 And I mean, according to the Flat Earth map, it does go around us.

00:07:02.100 And then beyond that, we don't know what it is.

00:07:03.940 Lizard people are doing things.

00:07:05.340 Possibly better climates.

00:07:06.380 Who knows?

00:07:06.800 Yes, Clint.

00:07:07.620 I send it back to you, Clint.

00:07:08.780 Thank you.

00:07:09.160 No, also, Hitler's still up there with all the Nazis left over.

00:07:13.380 They're running all that shit from the top from there.

00:07:16.260 So them and the Jews together, actually.

00:07:18.700 I was going to say, the Nazis are running it from the top?

00:07:20.800 No, no.

00:07:21.280 So it's actually the Nazis and Jews together.

00:07:23.120 Because they worked together the entire time.

00:07:24.940 The Holocaust didn't happen.

00:07:26.680 The same way, like, Jesus.

00:07:28.360 Right.

00:07:28.900 No, I'm sorry.

00:07:29.440 It happened, but it was them.

00:07:31.220 They worked together on it.

00:07:32.880 Dude, the real Nazis were the Jews we met along the way.

00:07:36.880 That's why they don't want you to ever discover what's going on in Antarctica at all.

00:07:40.920 Because the Nazis and Jews are colluding against everyone from there.

00:07:44.660 I know.

00:07:44.900 I really like the hollow earth theory.

00:07:46.940 That's one of the entrances.

00:07:48.360 I actually do love the...

00:07:49.300 I don't know if I necessarily believe it, but it's just fun.

00:07:51.200 Because that's one of the most plausible ones.

00:07:53.260 Because you're like...

00:07:54.200 I don't...

00:07:54.680 I mean, I guess there's probably some scientists out there who's like,

00:07:57.120 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:07:58.560 We know what that center of the earth is like.

00:08:00.240 But for me, it's just like a plea, but I'm like,

00:08:02.540 I don't know what the fuck's in the middle of the earth.

00:08:04.260 Dude, they have no fucking clue what's in the center of the earth.

00:08:06.820 They have no...

00:08:07.820 We've been...

00:08:09.100 If the earth was a ball like this, we've been literally like...

00:08:13.820 If.

00:08:15.320 If the earth is a ball like this.

00:08:18.520 We're already making a lot of assumptions here.

00:08:21.260 All right.

00:08:23.760 If the earth was even real, let's start there.

00:08:26.140 Because this is all a simulation anyway.

00:08:27.820 As far as I'm concerned, Antarctica...

00:08:30.420 Which one's at the bottom?

00:08:32.220 That's Antarctica.

00:08:32.740 Antarctica.

00:08:33.320 Yeah.

00:08:33.620 Okay.

00:08:34.140 So at the bottom, that's the...

00:08:35.360 There's nothing at the top.

00:08:37.020 That's the asshole of the earth.

00:08:38.480 And then the ice sheet at the top, that's the mouth hole.

00:08:41.360 So you can fuck either side.

00:08:43.160 But that's...

00:08:44.640 But they're also connected.

00:08:46.280 In a weird way, there's like a weird thing.

00:08:48.240 So the earth is just one continuous pole.

00:08:54.200 One continuous hole.

00:08:56.260 The earth is a woman.

00:08:57.540 That's why it's called...

00:08:58.180 That's why it's...

00:08:58.980 He's making...

00:08:59.700 Mother Earth.

00:09:00.740 Mother Nature.

00:09:01.520 Dude, that's why it's called the North and South Pole.

00:09:04.040 Because that's where you put your pole.

00:09:05.620 Dude, dude.

00:09:06.160 I'm going to go to the North Pole.

00:09:08.020 And I'm going to stick my dick in it.

00:09:09.260 And I'm going to fuck Mother Earth.

00:09:10.900 This is...

00:09:11.400 That would be the most basic way for you to lose your virginity, is to fuck the earth.

00:09:16.060 Gangster, bro.

00:09:16.860 I think Lil Wayne said that, actually.

00:09:19.140 Yeah.

00:09:19.360 Do you think you could get hard enough to where your cock wouldn't just immediately shrivel

00:09:25.780 up by putting it into ice?

00:09:28.140 I feel like it would be toad that could do that.

00:09:30.100 Do you mean like the warmth of your cock to make a hole through a piece of ice?

00:09:34.760 Is that what you're saying?

00:09:35.360 It's like how the Muslims, whenever they do all the...

00:09:38.900 They do that?

00:09:40.140 No, they do that.

00:09:41.060 Fuck the Muslims.

00:09:41.940 No, no, no, no.

00:09:42.860 Let me get to it.

00:09:43.520 Let me get to it.

00:09:44.160 Let me get where I'm going.

00:09:44.960 Dirty savages?

00:09:46.100 I'm interested.

00:09:47.580 No, because...

00:09:48.580 You know how they fly shit into buildings?

00:09:49.860 I don't see any goats.

00:09:50.500 I'll just stick my dick here.

00:09:52.140 No, no, no.

00:09:52.880 So they would sew together women's vaginas.

00:09:56.480 You know what I'm talking about?

00:09:57.280 They have a Ron Paul station.

00:09:58.320 Yeah, so no, they would...

00:09:59.660 Like, when they were babies, they would sew them together.

00:10:01.960 And then the only thing to break them apart was supposed to be the hard cock of their

00:10:05.920 husband.

00:10:06.700 It was supposed to bust through it.

00:10:09.460 And so you knew if a woman was a whore because she wouldn't bleed her first time because her

00:10:15.940 stitches have already been ripped.

00:10:17.500 So that's...

00:10:18.720 Wouldn't you be able to tell...

00:10:19.720 It's a foolproof plan.

00:10:20.640 Wouldn't you be able to tell anyway?

00:10:22.060 Because they probably committed genocides based in the Old Testament based on whether

00:10:25.780 women...

00:10:26.480 Like, they decided whether to keep the women or kill them based on whether their hymen was

00:10:31.000 in time.

00:10:31.200 Yeah, I was going to say it's just based on the hymen.

00:10:33.280 Now, the stitch, that's foolproof.

00:10:34.560 The stitch, no, because you have to break...

00:10:36.340 Because at some point, it, like, fuses together.

00:10:38.820 But the only...

00:10:39.400 And they can't, like, cut it.

00:10:40.660 They have to use their hard penis.

00:10:42.800 And so, like, the husband has to perform his duty and the wife has to not be a whore.

00:10:46.480 Then where do they pee at it if you fold all the flaps?

00:10:49.980 Oh, you know what my wife...

00:10:50.880 I don't think you would say no vagina's work, dog.

00:10:52.120 My wife asked me to ask Cole.

00:10:55.260 She said, can you name...

00:10:56.520 No, Tom is right.

00:10:57.400 How many lips are there in a vagina?

00:11:00.080 Depends on the woman.

00:11:00.760 Who cares?

00:11:02.320 No, no.

00:11:02.740 She just...

00:11:03.360 I just...

00:11:03.720 Because I'm curious to see if you even know.

00:11:05.680 Well, there's the labia, which is the outer one.

00:11:07.920 There's the outer...

00:11:08.280 And then you have the inner ones.

00:11:09.660 I don't know what they're called.

00:11:10.860 That was a nice question.

00:11:12.140 What they're called.

00:11:13.920 Because I know there's the labia, which is, like, the outer, like, the...

00:11:17.120 Like, black people lips.

00:11:18.320 They're big and puffy.

00:11:19.620 And then, like, you open them up and you got, like, Asian lips.

00:11:22.740 They're nice, thin, and fine on the inside.

00:11:25.380 I don't know what those are called.

00:11:26.880 That's what you learned in engineering school.

00:11:28.400 I don't know.

00:11:29.420 And they're also...

00:11:30.220 They're also...

00:11:30.900 I'm glad you knew.

00:11:36.280 And then you got, like, the clit and the clit hood, which is another thing.

00:11:38.980 No, no.

00:11:39.020 That's not a thing.

00:11:40.000 I got misinformation.

00:11:40.720 Well, so I was listening to Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, and this was, like, an old clip.

00:11:45.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:45.720 But they had on...

00:11:46.560 No, no, no.

00:11:47.080 No more mentioning other podcasts on this podcast.

00:11:48.980 Oh, whatever.

00:11:49.440 Okay, fine.

00:11:49.840 I was listening to a circumcision expert.

00:11:52.140 No, no.

00:11:52.480 And I found out.

00:11:53.940 So there's only one type of male circumcision, which is, of course, snip the fucking...

00:11:58.860 The gay code.

00:11:59.520 ...foreskin.

00:11:59.880 Yeah, the stupid...

00:12:00.620 I think there's more than one, but sure.

00:12:03.220 Okay, whatever.

00:12:04.360 There's four types of female circumcision.

00:12:06.840 Okay, whatever.

00:12:10.360 What other kinds are there?

00:12:12.760 So the...

00:12:14.280 And, like, apparently the male circumcision is worse than at least two types of the female.

00:12:19.240 The first female is where they prick the clit, like, with a needle.

00:12:22.860 Like, when they're first born, they just fucking...

00:12:24.400 Oh, I was going to say, that's what I...

00:12:25.660 I don't know why.

00:12:26.100 They just do it.

00:12:26.940 The second one is they actually...

00:12:28.340 So it's the hood.

00:12:29.660 They cut the hood off.

00:12:30.740 Wait, why would you just prick the clit?

00:12:32.180 Just to be a dick?

00:12:33.460 Like, I have no clue.

00:12:34.560 Yeah, just to be a dick.

00:12:34.820 Just to associate that, like, this shit's bad.

00:12:36.880 Don't be fucking with us.

00:12:37.700 That hurts.

00:12:38.040 Yeah, and the second one is, like...

00:12:39.100 So it's actually, like...

00:12:39.940 You've got to let them know when they're first born.

00:12:41.520 Just, like, don't do that.

00:12:43.540 Don't be a whore.

00:12:44.300 It's only in Asian cultures, because that's their penis size.

00:12:47.060 It's like a prick.

00:12:47.980 It's just...

00:12:49.700 The second one is, like, male circumcision, because it's the same type of, like, skin.

00:12:54.620 It's the hood of the clitoris.

00:12:55.960 They cut that off.

00:12:58.140 And so it's kind of, like...

00:12:59.280 It's literally the same type of skin.

00:13:01.020 So it just means you're, like, partying all the time, or what?

00:13:03.540 Yeah, it's just always out there.

00:13:04.560 It's way easier to find it, which is actually a pretty cool way.

00:13:06.620 It's a pretty cool way.

00:13:07.600 It's like...

00:13:07.880 And it's, like, with the normal circumcision, you have exposed bellend, or whatever the

00:13:12.100 fuck they call your dickhead.

00:13:12.960 Yeah.

00:13:13.720 Now it's an exposed clit, which is kind of a cool thing to do.

00:13:16.320 Be like, hey, I can't find the clit.

00:13:17.520 It's like, well, we already invented a thing to get it out there.

00:13:20.880 Just immediately cut off.

00:13:22.700 It's like, it's here, baby.

00:13:23.800 And then you also have to cut off the entire labia, and then you have the whole sewing

00:13:27.160 shut thing.

00:13:27.540 Why are you telling us this?

00:13:29.100 This is insane.

00:13:30.100 It's something I was listening to, and I thought I should share it to our audience.

00:13:34.220 Oh, okay.

00:13:35.140 Yeah.

00:13:35.560 I was very interested in this.

00:13:37.220 Wait.

00:13:37.700 I get the first three, but how is this going together?

00:13:39.660 I just feel like I keep going like this.

00:13:41.680 How is that circumcision?

00:13:42.540 To Cole, like, I would let you go for the rest of the episode.

00:13:45.360 Just explaining what you...

00:13:46.760 Stretch.

00:13:47.540 Stretch.

00:13:48.980 Keep going.

00:13:50.060 Wait, what are you saying, Toad?

00:13:54.040 Toad is about to tell us about the vagina.

00:13:56.080 Yeah.

00:13:56.620 No, I'm asking a question.

00:13:59.440 How was...

00:14:00.140 You better be.

00:14:01.780 Go ahead.

00:14:02.920 How was the sewing the vagina shut considered to be a form of circumcision?

00:14:07.660 I don't think he said it was.

00:14:08.980 It's more like genital mutilation.

00:14:10.980 I think that's something they would probably add on to, like, a little cherry on top after

00:14:14.440 it, you know?

00:14:14.820 Yeah, but I think there was, like, there's only one major type of vagina mutilation for

00:14:19.260 me.

00:14:19.860 So the pussy shot, you're just like, I'm just an asshole, man.

00:14:23.520 Oh, man.

00:14:24.120 Like, if you pulled out a woman's pants and then she just has a sew...

00:14:27.060 Like, everything is...

00:14:28.060 Like, her labia is a cut off and it's sewn together and her clit...

00:14:30.720 I would just be like, just put that back on.

00:14:32.580 I'm not even...

00:14:33.560 You know, turn around.

00:14:36.180 We're doing it in the ass.

00:14:37.040 I know they didn't touch that one.

00:14:38.300 Now, one...

00:14:39.060 Oh, there's the loophole.

00:14:40.960 One other question real quick.

00:14:42.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:14:43.640 That's...

00:14:43.960 Yo, you know what?

00:14:44.500 They probably made gay people like that.

00:14:46.460 Yo, this is probably how gay people started because of female circumcision like this.

00:14:49.780 They started fucking girls in the butt.

00:14:51.280 They figured out that that was all right.

00:14:52.600 Then they figured out their homies were down to do it all the time and bang.

00:14:55.580 There you go.

00:14:56.200 Where do you fit goats into this?

00:14:57.240 Imagine looking at nasty, fucked up ass, you know?

00:14:59.680 Like, oh, I forgot to be gay.

00:15:01.680 On the slippery slope of butt sex, where do goats come in?

00:15:05.600 Like, does it start...

00:15:06.280 Before or after?

00:15:07.940 Yeah, it's like...

00:15:09.200 Do you think they were fucking a goat in the ass and they looked at the women and they were

00:15:11.900 like, wait a second?

00:15:13.180 I don't have to fuck the animal.

00:15:13.900 Some, they're just like, not at the ghost and they just stick their thumb in the earth

00:15:16.960 and then put their dick in it.

00:15:19.440 And we're right back to fucking the earth.

00:15:21.220 Fuck fucking the earth.

00:15:22.280 Yeah.

00:15:22.560 All right.

00:15:22.780 What more questions we got?

00:15:23.820 Full circle on that one.

00:15:23.940 Thank you, Antarctica's question.

00:15:25.320 Full circle on that one.

00:15:26.320 There is only one more mailbag here and it is from MailMonkey35.

00:15:33.060 Thoughts on the newest Lord Miles update?

00:15:35.940 He's dead.

00:15:36.340 Oh, yeah.

00:15:37.440 I don't know.

00:15:38.440 It's iffy.

00:15:39.060 Because I read that thing and the syntax of it just...

00:15:41.600 Like, when you read the thing, it does not sound...

00:15:43.900 Like, it sounds totally like someone would be like, I swear he's alive.

00:15:46.660 Then also, it sounds like some haji, like some shitty translation.

00:15:49.340 Dude, it's so funny that the Taliban...

00:15:51.720 What was it?

00:15:52.040 The Taliban PR?

00:15:54.260 Was it the Taliban Public Relations?

00:15:55.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:55.980 They replied to, like, everybody that was like, Lord Miles is definitely dead.

00:16:02.240 They're like, no, he isn't.

00:16:03.520 But, like, within that, like, their explanation of what he was doing in there also, at the

00:16:08.760 same time, completely checks out with shit that Miles would totally do.

00:16:12.740 So, it's like, uh...

00:16:14.560 Yeah, but it was worded...

00:16:16.240 They know him.

00:16:17.080 I mean, they killed him.

00:16:19.580 Of course they know him.

00:16:21.420 They have his head on a spike outside of their, like, office.

00:16:25.360 What would I do?

00:16:27.180 But if they did actually do that, would they, like, film it and release the video of it?

00:16:31.860 Uh, I don't know.

00:16:33.680 Is the other assumption...

00:16:35.300 Is the other assumption that this is a Gryff?

00:16:36.400 They'll make it through, like, a TikTok or something.

00:16:38.800 No, I'm not.

00:16:40.040 I don't think it's a Gryff, personally.

00:16:42.300 Honestly, I'm going to be totally, totally honest with you guys.

00:16:45.680 Lord Miles unfollowed me from Twitter, so I hope he's dead.

00:16:49.840 Well, he...

00:16:50.840 Yeah.

00:16:54.380 He did, uh, he mass unfollowed, so that makes you feel any better.

00:16:58.560 No, it doesn't.

00:16:58.940 I do find it hilarious that he was on this show.

00:17:01.860 All right.

00:17:02.520 Like, I still can't believe he was on this show.

00:17:04.560 Like, he was...

00:17:05.660 Now he's dead somewhere in Afghanistan.

00:17:08.060 Yeah.

00:17:08.680 I mean, in fairness, when he was on, I said he was going to die doing what he's doing.

00:17:13.440 So, like...

00:17:13.940 I don't understand the reasoning of killing him.

00:17:16.040 Although I've seen some people making some weird explanations that I guess there's different

00:17:18.920 factions within the Taliban that some have issues with, you know, how some factions

00:17:25.180 of the Taliban are doing stuff.

00:17:26.320 So it could be not as simple as just, like, you know, people just, like,

00:17:29.420 uniform ideas of Taliban.

00:17:31.240 And he was...

00:17:31.940 He's a full-on Catholic, so, I mean, he goes over there and starts, you know, telling

00:17:34.640 them to do certain shit.

00:17:35.780 They're probably just like, just cut this dude's head off.

00:17:37.460 Fuck him.

00:17:38.780 Yeah.

00:17:40.140 Miles, no, please, please don't.

00:17:41.740 But, like, I hate Tranny's shield.

00:17:43.800 And they're like, who the fuck is this guy?

00:17:46.420 Oh, my God.

00:17:47.140 Someone brought up in the chat that he died a virgin.

00:17:50.300 That's...

00:17:50.700 Oh, Jesus.

00:17:51.260 No, I thought he said he...

00:17:53.240 I thought...

00:17:53.700 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:17:54.680 Oh, he didn't fuck, but then he's like...

00:17:56.220 No, he fucked, and then he's been...

00:17:58.220 But, no, but then he...

00:17:59.260 If you fucked a goat, does that count as losing your virginity?

00:18:04.720 Because you could have fucked a goat out there.

00:18:05.980 If the Taliban performed Baka Bazi on him, does that count as losing?

00:18:12.200 Do you think he went to one of those parties?

00:18:14.660 That's, like, where they go and, like, the little boys dance for them and shit?

00:18:17.820 Yeah.

00:18:18.220 What the fuck?

00:18:19.320 I have not even...

00:18:20.920 You never heard of that?

00:18:22.160 No.

00:18:22.460 I've heard of it.

00:18:23.800 I'm the founder.

00:18:24.460 I've been there.

00:18:28.000 By the way, Ribble Bibble's in the Odyssey chat right now, and he's shooting on Flat Earth

00:18:32.300 and Adrenochrome.

00:18:33.680 It says they're both fake, so...

00:18:35.300 Flat Earth, you might have a point, but...

00:18:37.380 What are you doing on Odyssey, Ribble Bibble?

00:18:39.400 Like, he's been kicked off of everything else.

00:18:42.280 He was just in the YouTube chat a minute ago.

00:18:44.180 I saw him in here.

00:18:45.340 Oh, really?

00:18:45.980 No, no, no.

00:18:46.620 The one...

00:18:47.300 He's on all the chats.

00:18:48.540 He's commenting on all of it.

00:18:49.880 The one thing about Odyssey right now is it is the only place where all of our episodes

00:18:54.900 are up.

00:18:55.560 Yeah.

00:18:55.900 Well, Odyssey's about to be gone, so...

00:18:57.880 Unfortunately, so...

00:18:58.680 No, it's currently gone.

00:18:59.380 I still have all of them, so we can do something.

00:19:01.680 Top is about to be, like, he's trying to hold it in.

00:19:05.300 I'm not, but...

00:19:06.120 I think that shit's backed up on Library, too, isn't it?

00:19:08.280 And Library, like, yes, the company went under, but it still exists.

00:19:11.320 Just no one uses it.

00:19:12.800 Well, that's a weird one.

00:19:14.480 Like, the company did go under.

00:19:15.720 They're going to be shutting down, like, next week, but how does the blockchain technology

00:19:19.260 work?

00:19:19.760 Does all the shit stay up there?

00:19:20.920 That's a good...

00:19:21.600 How do you access it, is the question.

00:19:23.240 Because that's, like, the whole point of technology.

00:19:25.900 I think it just does the same thing.

00:19:26.460 Because I purged my whole YouTube channel to try and keep it, and all of my old shit

00:19:31.260 is also only up on Odyssey, so...

00:19:33.900 Oops!

00:19:34.740 My whole backlog is going to be...

00:19:36.800 Wait, do you have any of it downloaded, Clint?

00:19:38.680 Like, to a...

00:19:39.120 I have it all.

00:19:39.920 I have it all on my computer.

00:19:40.920 Oh, okay.

00:19:41.020 That's awesome.

00:19:41.340 In terms of uploads, that's the only place.

00:19:43.280 I have everything.

00:19:44.460 I've got it all.

00:19:44.800 Clint has it all, man.

00:19:46.460 And then I also have all the tapes on y'all as well.

00:19:48.480 Clint...

00:19:48.860 Well, obviously, I have to report it to Langley.

00:19:52.040 Clint Scott, you lose the video.

00:19:54.000 You still have the audio if you're doing audio podcast.

00:19:56.260 Jose, what's that...

00:19:57.440 It's a skiff, right?

00:19:58.440 Is that the...

00:19:58.960 The skiff is where they keep all the, like, the shit in...

00:20:01.460 I have to go into the skiff every morning to report on you guys.

00:20:03.900 That's why when you think I'm waking up late, I'm actually in the skiff.

00:20:07.500 He was in the skiff in my house.

00:20:08.520 Okay, so Jose has no idea what I'm talking about.

00:20:10.720 I've never heard anyone call it the shit or a skiff or whatever.

00:20:13.580 No, it's not the shit.

00:20:14.360 No, a skiff is like the...

00:20:15.400 No, it's a boat.

00:20:16.480 It's a S-C-I-F.

00:20:17.660 Oh.

00:20:17.900 It's not a boat?

00:20:19.180 No, it's S-C-I-F.

00:20:20.880 It's literally...

00:20:21.200 Wow, I can't...

00:20:21.800 Jose, I thought you would know this.

00:20:22.820 What does it mean?

00:20:23.420 I don't know what it means.

00:20:23.920 So it's, like, the most secure place on base.

00:20:26.680 It's where the people...

00:20:27.120 You're not allowed to bring any electronics, anything...

00:20:29.640 Like, you can't bring anything inside.

00:20:30.640 It's like a...

00:20:31.220 I didn't give me that gay nerd shit, so...

00:20:32.540 Oh, all right.

00:20:33.740 I thought they were just on every military base that they had a skiff.

00:20:36.660 The way they keep all, like, their, like...

00:20:38.580 They do.

00:20:39.100 Like, their most important documents.

00:20:41.280 It's like a...

00:20:41.860 I'm concerned at how much Clint knows about it and how little Jose knows about it being someone in the military.

00:20:46.540 And also, I love that I'm in the middle, and I know just enough to be like...

00:20:50.780 Clint is a fad, I'm pretty sure.

00:20:53.260 I've been in every skiff in this country.

00:20:55.320 That was it.

00:20:57.960 Oh, wait up.

00:20:58.680 All right.

00:20:58.920 So, guys, last week we had a mailbag, and they said, hey, have you ever watched Love on the Spectrum?

00:21:05.820 God, I wish.

00:21:06.860 Nobody's...

00:21:07.540 No one would ever give me his Netflix login.

00:21:09.400 Someone in the chat, put your login and your password for Clint.

00:21:12.960 Everybody's going to be...

00:21:13.780 Clint, Clint, Clint, here's Clint, the man who has everything, but he won't pay for a Netflix subscription.

00:21:19.800 I'm not going to support a pedophilia organization like that.

00:21:24.640 But I want you to.

00:21:26.460 Clint, I pay for Netflix, and I watch QDs.

00:21:30.120 Well, okay.

00:21:32.420 Okay, so this is one of the guys.

00:21:36.880 He's got autism, and it's just like the whole show.

00:21:40.400 Yeah, but it just reminds me...

00:21:42.200 That's a guy?

00:21:42.900 That's a guy.

00:21:43.560 He made me...

00:21:44.420 He gave me so much compassion for Toad, because I understand Toad a little bit better.

00:21:49.060 So here we go.

00:21:49.800 I'm just going to go ahead and play that.

00:21:50.840 Is this guy's training?

00:21:51.300 So when you have your conversation, I know you might mention to her that you have a couple of really cool swords.

00:21:57.300 I have both a longsword and a dagger.

00:21:59.360 I need a short sword also, so I need to make sure I bring my longsword and mask, so it's the same style.

00:22:04.460 Yeah, because I don't know.

00:22:05.140 I might be in a situation where a longsword...

00:22:06.780 Can you pause it real quick, Top?

00:22:09.900 How the fuck do they all sound the same?

00:22:12.660 It is insane to me.

00:22:13.660 Like, they all...

00:22:14.360 All of them, they're like...

00:22:15.240 This is what you sound like when you're sports betting.

00:22:18.500 I have traveled all around the country going to Libertarian events.

00:22:22.920 I've seen this guy at every single event.

00:22:25.060 Every single event.

00:22:26.200 Did he have a longsword or a shortsword?

00:22:29.560 Dude, he's not just at every event.

00:22:32.000 He's every person at every event.

00:22:33.860 That's what I'm saying, bro.

00:22:35.400 Except for us.

00:22:36.700 He's got the Mises Kokos shirt and the Loser Brigade shirt on.

00:22:39.860 What if Libertarian Party is just NPCs?

00:22:42.580 Because they're all literally...

00:22:43.360 Besides us, everyone else is the same person.

00:22:46.400 I mean, this dude brings up good points, though.

00:22:48.480 This reminds me...

00:22:48.940 Like, my daughter the other day was like,

00:22:50.320 Dad, why do you have a gun in between the mattress and the bed

00:22:54.040 and under the bed and on the nightstand?

00:22:56.680 Like, well, you know, like, I have the pistol here just in case.

00:22:59.060 You know, I just need it real quick.

00:23:00.080 And then I got the shotgun there, you know.

00:23:01.800 You know, if I need something a little bit more.

00:23:03.280 Then I got the AR.

00:23:04.220 And I'm like...

00:23:04.720 It's literally the same kind of logic he's using here,

00:23:06.780 although it's pretty gay to be doing for swords.

00:23:08.340 This is so true.

00:23:08.860 This guy looks like Rocky Dennis.

00:23:11.200 The guy from Mask.

00:23:12.800 All right, I'm going to keep playing.

00:23:13.900 Here we go.

00:23:15.080 Jagger won't have enough reach.

00:23:16.520 You never know.

00:23:19.140 Because I need to stab a bitch.

00:23:21.040 I don't want to be too far out of the way.

00:23:23.380 You never know.

00:23:24.420 Why?

00:23:24.920 Are you going bushwhacking somewhere?

00:23:26.700 Oh, he's going bushwhacking, all right.

00:23:28.460 Is that too?

00:23:29.080 Oh, I'm sure that you thought me

00:23:31.020 is a fully functional double-edged sword.

00:23:34.340 I don't know.

00:23:35.500 But they're cool, okay?

00:23:37.340 I know, but...

00:23:37.720 Honestly, no, I am 100% on his side.

00:23:41.860 If you show up to a date with a longsword

00:23:44.080 and a bitch isn't like,

00:23:45.540 God damn, that's pretty cool.

00:23:46.940 I mean, do you want to be with her?

00:23:48.640 Really, do you want to be with her?

00:23:49.500 No, no, I wouldn't.

00:23:50.720 But also, do you think that was scripted?

00:23:53.460 That seemed like some bad acting at the end of the day.

00:23:55.600 No, dude.

00:23:56.340 Bad acting?

00:23:57.480 Yeah.

00:23:57.880 That's just how autistic people speak, dude.

00:24:00.420 That's just how they act.

00:24:01.660 That's not...

00:24:02.640 They can't act.

00:24:03.040 I'm not buying it.

00:24:04.400 I don't believe him.

00:24:05.500 I got another one, guys.

00:24:07.080 So I'm going to just play this other one real quick

00:24:08.700 because it's wild.

00:24:12.500 First day you had to sue.

00:24:15.200 Abby is meeting David.

00:24:17.640 He likes lions and being in a car wash.

00:24:22.340 Hey.

00:24:23.460 Hey, it's nice to meet you.

00:24:24.900 Oh, I like your shirts.

00:24:26.520 I see you have sharks on your shirt.

00:24:28.420 Thank you.

00:24:29.820 That's so cool.

00:24:30.780 What's your name?

00:24:31.220 Hey, Tom, can you pause it real quick?

00:24:32.120 Nice to meet you.

00:24:33.660 I have a question.

00:24:34.620 So are they both on the spectrum or just one of them?

00:24:37.860 They're both on...

00:24:38.500 Yeah, everyone's on the spectrum except for like the parents or like whoever is like around

00:24:42.360 them.

00:24:42.740 No, I think they still...

00:24:43.680 She looks good.

00:24:44.580 The captioning.

00:24:45.960 Do this chick...

00:24:47.120 I would bang her.

00:24:49.040 Yeah.

00:24:49.380 No, she definitely does not look autistic or fucking retarded.

00:24:52.900 Keep watching.

00:24:53.460 I don't think so you could get her.

00:24:54.020 These people are so genuine.

00:24:56.400 It's so genuine.

00:24:57.060 Oh, yeah.

00:24:57.520 Abby, nice to meet you.

00:24:58.400 Nice to meet you too, Abby.

00:24:59.820 Let's go.

00:25:00.280 Let's go look at some animals.

00:25:01.700 I've heard the whole group be like, I like your tits.

00:25:02.720 I can't wait to take pictures of the ones I like.

00:25:05.680 Oh, a big snake.

00:25:07.440 Oh, I'll add that to the collection.

00:25:09.860 Oh, look at the little monkey.

00:25:12.260 They're called the common squirrel monkeys.

00:25:14.340 Oh, they're so cute.

00:25:15.560 Hello.

00:25:16.020 How are you?

00:25:16.700 Love the animals.

00:25:17.020 Look at them falling in love with each other.

00:25:19.380 Huge.

00:25:20.220 Hello, you two adorable kitties.

00:25:21.980 I'm gay.

00:25:23.300 I am a cat person.

00:25:25.580 What was that?

00:25:26.600 I have one.

00:25:27.300 I'm a pet.

00:25:29.080 This is so fun.

00:25:30.840 Yes.

00:25:32.040 I love this place.

00:25:32.900 He also has Tourette's.

00:25:33.900 He just says he's gay.

00:25:35.420 Is he a mean animal?

00:25:37.040 She is actually very nice.

00:25:38.740 It just goes on like this.

00:25:40.220 The whole show is just awkwardness.

00:25:44.160 It's insane to watch.

00:25:45.380 But they're completely honest with each other, too, aren't they?

00:25:47.580 They'll just be sitting there talking and be like, I like your tits.

00:25:50.520 And she'll be like, I want to see your penis.

00:25:52.600 And just like, that's how they talk.

00:25:54.920 Dude, I want that.

00:25:56.780 Yeah, let's be honest.

00:25:58.360 One dude was talking to the girl.

00:26:00.580 And the girl's like, you like TV?

00:26:01.880 And he's like, I don't like TV.

00:26:03.660 And he goes, I'm going to change the subject.

00:26:05.460 And she goes, okay, change the subject.

00:26:06.860 And then he can't think of anything else.

00:26:08.620 And I'm just like, holy shit.

00:26:10.260 It's like, I'm going to change the channel.

00:26:11.760 Oops, I turned the TV off.

00:26:13.800 That's what it was.

00:26:15.380 He just goes like, I like swords.

00:26:17.320 I'm going to change the subject now.

00:26:19.300 It's like, I like swords.

00:26:20.340 She's like, I like Barbies.

00:26:21.480 And he's just like, I don't like Barbies.

00:26:24.180 It just like gets up and leaves.

00:26:26.060 It's just fucking like.

00:26:27.300 Yo, the best part about the show is like when they disagree, like on these like slight.

00:26:31.260 He's like, I like dolphins.

00:26:32.080 And he's like, I actually like tigers.

00:26:33.900 And you can see the guy gets mad.

00:26:35.400 He's like, fuck this bitch.

00:26:39.140 You like dolphins better than tigers?

00:26:41.500 You like tigers?

00:26:41.980 He fucking likes tigers.

00:26:42.920 Everyone knows that dolphins are superior.

00:26:45.300 Good God.

00:26:46.800 God.

00:26:48.200 Yeah.

00:26:48.360 Everybody, everybody knows dolphins are the only other animal that fuck for pleasure.

00:26:52.420 Do any of them actually like get together?

00:26:54.960 Like after the, like, do they actually like find love?

00:26:57.580 Do they do follow-ups?

00:26:59.400 Well, there's only one season.

00:27:01.160 So I'm not even finished with it.

00:27:02.560 Oh, they didn't.

00:27:03.080 I'm savoring it.

00:27:03.640 It didn't get redo?

00:27:04.320 I'm savoring it like Andrew's show.

00:27:06.780 Oh, yeah.

00:27:07.200 The Andrew show.

00:27:07.580 I was going to say, yeah, just like we're doing with that.

00:27:09.640 But I think this love on the spectrum thing, it's weirdly wholesome, though.

00:27:15.380 Of course it is.

00:27:16.260 Yeah.

00:27:16.580 Yeah.

00:27:17.200 Because they're good people.

00:27:17.980 Oh, it's a perfect segue for Andrew's show.

00:27:19.580 Why'd you do that, Toad?

00:27:20.540 It was a segue moment.

00:27:22.400 We'll still segue, Toad.

00:27:23.300 No, because I still wanted to talk about love on the spectrum.

00:27:24.840 He's on the spectrum, Jose.

00:27:26.520 What the fuck?

00:27:27.120 Yeah, exactly.

00:27:29.160 Toad, would you go on the show?

00:27:30.720 I'm on the spectrum, and I love you guys.

00:27:32.780 Yeah, I would go on that.

00:27:34.300 Would you really?

00:27:35.200 Oh, fuck, dude.

00:27:36.180 You got to do it.

00:27:36.700 Oh, my God.

00:27:37.620 It's not going anymore, but we can do it ourselves.

00:27:40.720 We can plug you.

00:27:42.200 It's not on anymore.

00:27:43.000 Or rather, you can plug us so hard on there.

00:27:45.080 Another season.

00:27:46.680 Yeah.

00:27:47.020 It gets to the day.

00:27:48.220 Have you watched Tower Gang?

00:27:49.740 He's like, I'm on a podcast called Tower Gang.

00:27:52.060 Yo, make that your autistic thing that we're like, all you do is talk about.

00:27:57.160 At some point, she'll be like, what's Tower Gang?

00:28:00.820 And you're like, we say nigger.

00:28:05.140 It just happened.

00:28:07.500 Yeah, we were testing his mic before, and I was like, just keep talking, because I want

00:28:11.000 to see how your levels are.

00:28:12.040 And he's like, nigger, nigger.

00:28:14.060 Because I'm like, just think of anything else.

00:28:17.320 No, that's what he's going to go to.

00:28:19.300 Like, it will be.

00:28:20.880 And he's like, I want to go on TimCast.

00:28:22.580 Like, dude, you're not ready.

00:28:24.040 Hey, I threw Faggot in there a few times.

00:28:26.020 I think I am ready.

00:28:26.940 I've been on other shows.

00:28:28.340 I don't only-

00:28:29.680 I've been on other shows.

00:28:30.640 You've been on shows that have 10 followers, dude.

00:28:32.900 Same as me.

00:28:33.680 I'm not-

00:28:34.100 I know.

00:28:36.220 Chase Geyser has like way more than that.

00:28:38.660 Nobody watches that show.

00:28:39.820 But does he.

00:28:40.680 But does he.

00:28:41.580 They don't exist.

00:28:42.660 But does he.

00:28:43.700 We do like Chase Geyser.

00:28:44.980 Somebody clip this.

00:28:46.180 Send it to Chase Geyser.

00:28:47.120 Ah, damn it.

00:28:48.100 I like Chase.

00:28:48.860 He's a good guy.

00:28:49.480 He's a great guy.

00:28:50.560 But if you can read metrics at all, they're clearly bought.

00:28:54.120 We have more people in the live chat than his show with Steve Bannon.

00:28:58.220 It's wild.

00:29:00.220 It's wild.

00:29:00.660 First off, you guys are retarded for even being here.

00:29:03.200 Yeah.

00:29:03.460 Do you remember when we would like look at the numbers and be like, how?

00:29:06.460 How?

00:29:06.640 How?

00:29:06.720 How?

00:29:07.300 He had Raheem Kassam on and he had 48 views.

00:29:11.880 And I checked three months later.

00:29:13.160 I'm like, dude.

00:29:14.040 It's almost like he's paying for it to be that low.

00:29:17.240 We just hit 69 live.

00:29:21.460 So, hell yeah.

00:29:22.520 He doesn't have like a ton of subs, but then like it's the views that.

00:29:26.060 But like he's weird.

00:29:26.880 He has some where it's like it almost like it gives a more viral capability because he's

00:29:30.200 had some that are like huge.

00:29:32.780 Yeah.

00:29:33.060 He's like 400,000.

00:29:34.520 That's like he has clips at like 400,000.

00:29:36.680 I've seen 300,000.

00:29:38.000 And then his like other shows are like 12.

00:29:40.700 Yeah.

00:29:40.920 He's like, what the fuck?

00:29:42.220 What is going on?

00:29:43.440 With like 200 views or some shit.

00:29:47.280 You think he gets mad at night?

00:29:48.660 He's like, like, cause he's really, he's trying for it.

00:29:50.920 Like how much of his, his Twitter is even bought?

00:29:52.980 He's got like 200,000 people, but I just don't know.

00:29:55.840 I think it's a valuable lesson is I don't, I don't think it pays off to like buy your,

00:30:00.820 your fucking shit.

00:30:01.860 No, not, not good ROI there.

00:30:03.860 Yeah.

00:30:04.000 And I think he said he, I think it, I think it will work for Toad though.

00:30:07.840 If we buy him something that he needs.

00:30:10.160 Yeah.

00:30:10.360 Pussy.

00:30:10.840 Pussy.

00:30:11.220 Yeah.

00:30:11.640 I think, I think if you buy pussy, is that a good ROI?

00:30:15.760 I'm going to go to Clint on this one.

00:30:17.080 I'm going to go with no.

00:30:18.380 No, Toad, I don't want to hear from you.

00:30:20.320 Clint is, is pussy.

00:30:22.140 Well, it depends.

00:30:22.760 It depends on the investment amount, but, uh, assuming.

00:30:25.080 Oh, that's true.

00:30:25.740 Yeah.

00:30:26.000 I mean, most likely.

00:30:27.000 Yes.

00:30:27.300 It's a great ROI.

00:30:28.160 Pussy is pussy.

00:30:28.740 So there's no like complicated other concepts.

00:30:31.100 Pussy is priceless.

00:30:32.240 So I guess the investment doesn't really matter.

00:30:34.040 It's a great ROI.

00:30:36.060 How much, what is the cost of virginity?

00:30:38.240 Because that is also priceless.

00:30:40.360 Dude, I'm sorry.

00:30:41.080 Dude, I'm selling mine.

00:30:42.300 So I'm going to make money out of this transaction.

00:30:43.520 Oh my God.

00:30:43.960 We should sell his virginity.

00:30:46.140 That's actually a great, that's actually a really good idea.

00:30:49.320 Do you want to debate that shit?

00:30:50.580 All right.

00:30:52.400 On our locals right now, whoever donates the most buys Toad's virginity.

00:30:56.700 Toad, with the money, we should, we should like have like an NFT.

00:31:00.900 Like it's not really a thing, but like somebody can own it as an NFT.

00:31:04.140 No, no, no, no.

00:31:04.780 I want them.

00:31:05.320 I want the male or female to be able to actually acquire his virginity.

00:31:08.740 No, no, no.

00:31:09.280 That's the thing is they own his virginity.

00:31:11.420 So they can take it at any time.

00:31:13.460 Wait.

00:31:13.820 Oh, yeah.

00:31:15.040 So they actually.

00:31:16.360 It's like a money in the bank.

00:31:17.520 Wait, they can withhold it as well.

00:31:19.200 Like the virginity.

00:31:20.080 You're never going to.

00:31:20.460 Yeah.

00:31:21.800 Toad's about to get laid.

00:31:23.800 Somehow Toad gets with a woman and then this dude, this some autistic motherfucker in our

00:31:28.220 locals comes up to him and be like, no, no, no, no, no.

00:31:32.420 No, we have.

00:31:33.240 It's got to be in a suitcase like in the wrestling, the money in the bank.

00:31:36.160 The dude just comes running down the fucking ramp with a suitcase.

00:31:39.420 After me, ma'am.

00:31:41.360 Wait, wait, wait.

00:31:42.440 What the fuck is an NFT?

00:31:44.200 Not fucking Toad.

00:31:45.740 Oh.

00:31:46.660 Oh.

00:31:47.520 It's actually this.

00:31:49.280 But hey, nice.

00:31:50.140 He stole it.

00:31:51.200 He stole it.

00:31:52.160 He literally was just proud of you.

00:31:54.360 Didn't steal it.

00:31:55.120 Didn't steal it.

00:31:55.700 Didn't steal it.

00:31:55.960 Okay.

00:31:56.520 Dude, I don't look at the comments.

00:31:58.340 I'm too busy getting ready to play what we were supposed to just segue into.

00:32:03.240 It was actually crazy because as Toad was typing that out in his head, this guy was typing

00:32:07.500 it out on the keyboard because I looked over and it popped up just as he said it.

00:32:11.660 Yeah, dude.

00:32:12.520 Jethro.

00:32:13.240 Jethro is he's one and the same with me.

00:32:15.800 We have the same mind.

00:32:16.980 Benzo Barbie, shut the fuck up.

00:32:20.580 Out of you.

00:32:21.620 Dude, she still wants to take mine.

00:32:25.240 I just got to fly to Texas.

00:32:26.980 She has to buy it.

00:32:28.580 She has to buy the NFT to take your virginity.

00:32:33.480 I think she can also, she can buy it too.

00:32:37.480 And then like we said, she can hold on to it.

00:32:39.760 I don't think anyone sold.

00:32:40.760 Nobody else can fuck you.

00:32:41.600 Only she can fuck you.

00:32:42.920 Nobody has ever sold.

00:32:43.480 Or she can also sell it again.

00:32:44.800 This is a whole marketplace of Toad's virginity.

00:32:48.220 I'm 100% sure no one's ever sold their virginity via NFT.

00:32:51.900 Someone has done it on eBay, but not NFT.

00:32:54.620 This is combining two of the worst things in the world.

00:32:57.800 Toad's virginity and NFTs to create some kind of unholy alliance.

00:33:01.780 I will give you 1,000 benzodiazepine to fuck Toad.

00:33:05.200 Literally, she just takes them all.

00:33:08.380 It's not prostitution.

00:33:09.220 It's 1,000 over-the-counter drugs.

00:33:11.980 Well, the prescription.

00:33:13.040 She takes them all and she's just dead.

00:33:15.040 Like I said, it's a moral felony, but okay.

00:33:17.500 Dude, she would do it if I just paid to get down there.

00:33:20.700 Like that's...

00:33:21.140 Pay to get down there, brother.

00:33:23.040 You know what I noticed too about this show?

00:33:25.400 So what happens on every episode, like when the guy is autistic and he's going on a date,

00:33:31.440 the parents go, all right, remember, when the check comes,

00:33:35.200 Don't grab her tits.

00:33:36.660 Don't grab her tits.

00:33:38.280 Very important.

00:33:39.480 You take the check, you pay for it.

00:33:42.140 And every single time the guy has taken the check, he goes, I think I'll pay.

00:33:48.100 And then he looks at the girl and she goes, and you know, they offer, oh no, let me chip in.

00:33:51.400 And he goes, oh, you'll chip in?

00:33:52.960 Okay.

00:33:53.620 And he split it every single time.

00:33:54.940 He'll split it.

00:33:55.360 And I was like, it makes a lot of sense because Toad is fucking cheap as hell.

00:33:59.540 You can tell autistic people.

00:34:01.500 I'm absolutely not.

00:34:02.800 You are 100% cheap.

00:34:04.080 Autistic people are very cheap.

00:34:06.000 You want a penny to get fucked.

00:34:06.940 Yeah, you can literally just buy a plane ticket to a better state and get pussy.

00:34:12.200 And you're like.

00:34:12.820 And never return home.

00:34:14.300 Dude, I.

00:34:15.380 I can't fly with my long sword.

00:34:17.820 I'm not going.

00:34:18.800 Dude, I.

00:34:20.800 He does have katanas, I believe.

00:34:22.500 I think we talked that he does have katanas.

00:34:24.020 Dude, you know I sling money around all over the place, man.

00:34:26.640 No, you don't, Toad.

00:34:27.740 But only, but you only sling money whenever you're trying to make money.

00:34:32.100 You don't sling money on like things that like.

00:34:34.280 It's an investment, yeah.

00:34:35.600 No, if Toad went, if Toad went on a date with a girl, 100%, he would be like inferring that

00:34:40.440 she splits the bill.

00:34:41.760 I would pay, I would bet, I would bet everything on it.

00:34:43.840 It's fucking funny to see him be like.

00:34:45.600 Top, top.

00:34:45.920 Because this is with a woman that is like not on the spectrum.

00:34:48.880 I've been on dates before and I pay.

00:34:51.880 Yeah, for yours.

00:34:53.120 And she pays for hers.

00:34:54.100 And she pays for hers.

00:34:57.800 I always cover my portion.

00:35:00.380 I didn't finish.

00:35:01.960 I pay with my dignity.

00:35:04.960 So does she for being on a date with you.

00:35:07.700 He was like, I got the appetizer, all right?

00:35:11.340 That's fine.

00:35:11.940 And she's like, you ate all of it by yourself.

00:35:14.520 He was like, but I got it.

00:35:17.060 Fair point.

00:35:17.560 Fair point.

00:35:18.100 Moving on.

00:35:18.960 All right.

00:35:19.440 Can we pull up Andrew's show if you wouldn't mind?

00:35:21.580 I'd appreciate it.

00:35:22.580 Oh, yeah.

00:35:22.840 I was just going to say that.

00:35:23.740 I was trying to transition smoothly.

00:35:25.780 I am still into this whole NFT thing, though.

00:35:28.780 We need to do this NFT thing.

00:35:31.300 Because I remember that we're the first.

00:35:32.960 Just as Toad's virginity is a fraud.

00:35:34.760 Did we want to mention first of all.

00:35:37.100 What does that mean?

00:35:38.080 I don't know.

00:35:38.580 Did we want to mention first of all that we discovered that Andrew's

00:35:41.940 Andrew does indeed come from a line of racists.

00:35:44.900 And his grandfather is like a known KKK member.

00:35:49.600 And they are located in what is considered to be the most racist town in America.

00:35:55.640 Please don't tox them.

00:35:57.160 Harrison, Arkansas.

00:35:58.660 He doesn't need the hate from our beautiful audience.

00:36:00.580 There have been documentaries about it.

00:36:02.000 Everybody knows this, man.

00:36:02.900 Dude, I'm not allowed to go to that town anyway.

00:36:04.560 Why are you still not pulling it up?

00:36:05.840 I'm moving to Harrison, Arkansas.

00:36:08.540 Okay.

00:36:08.960 Oh, I do want to say this.

00:36:10.500 Little Dickie.

00:36:11.360 Pull it up, Little Dickie.

00:36:12.600 Yeah, fuck you, Little Dickie.

00:36:14.140 The Rumble chat.

00:36:15.020 The Rumble live chat.

00:36:16.160 Rian says, season two, every episode could be Toad.

00:36:19.220 It's just a Toad.

00:36:20.400 Just everything with a new girl.

00:36:22.060 It's crazy.

00:36:22.740 It's crazy that he's not the star of a reality TV show.

00:36:25.380 I swear to God, I would watch him.

00:36:26.420 Oh, my God.

00:36:28.180 By the way, if we all went on a reality TV show, who would win?

00:36:31.220 If we went on just any other, you can pick whatever one.

00:36:33.700 Which one do you think you could be the best at?

00:36:35.280 You think you need to pick one for this hypothetical to make sense.

00:36:37.360 No, I'm saying you pick the one that you think you would be best at.

00:36:40.400 Because I think Clinton would kill on Big Brother.

00:36:43.040 Yeah.

00:36:43.380 Oh, yeah.

00:36:43.640 I could mine.

00:36:44.020 That would definitely be his show.

00:36:45.740 Yeah.

00:36:45.940 Oh, yeah.

00:36:47.080 I feel like the challenge.

00:36:49.640 I do good on the challenge.

00:36:50.640 I've been watching the challenge for 20 years straight.

00:36:52.760 I would fuck you guys up at it.

00:36:54.520 Yeah.

00:36:55.480 Jose could do Survivor.

00:36:57.640 I feel like Jose could do Survivor.

00:36:59.100 Naked and Afraid, maybe.

00:37:00.460 Some shit like that.

00:37:02.340 Totally making and Afraid.

00:37:03.860 I would like to do the show Nailed It.

00:37:06.000 I think all of us doing the show Nailed It would be very funny.

00:37:08.780 Never heard of it.

00:37:09.240 Which one's that one?

00:37:10.140 It's a cake-making show.

00:37:11.160 I don't know.

00:37:11.460 All this shit you guys are talking about is gay.

00:37:13.200 What the fuck?

00:37:14.360 They make cakes.

00:37:15.600 It's a cake-making show.

00:37:19.000 Either part is said to catch a predator.

00:37:22.700 Who would win it to catch a predator?

00:37:24.280 That's a good one.

00:37:25.240 That show is only not gay because they refuse to bake gay wedding cakes on it.

00:37:29.540 How do you win?

00:37:30.300 Do you get away from the cops?

00:37:32.380 Just fucking...

00:37:33.660 Just gotta beat him up.

00:37:36.160 Oh, yeah.

00:37:36.640 I could be on The Biggest Loser.

00:37:37.940 That's great.

00:37:38.860 Either you fuck the kid or you get away from Chris Hansen.

00:37:41.380 That's how you win.

00:37:42.280 Clint, that already was a show.

00:37:44.620 It was called Cops.

00:37:45.460 All right, go ahead and please press play, Dickie, please.

00:37:51.340 For the love of God.

00:37:52.620 I'm so interested.

00:37:53.280 Can we go full spree on this bitch?

00:37:55.260 Dude, this theme song is so sick!

00:38:00.840 It feels like a 90s, like, FTS shooter.

00:38:04.640 Hi, I'm Andrew, and I'm Noah.

00:38:07.560 Oh, he got a haircut.

00:38:08.060 This is The Andrew Show.

00:38:10.300 Now, anyways, today we're going to talk about being obedient to parents.

00:38:14.700 Because some of us actually don't really listen to them, or we might say, one minute...

00:38:19.440 Black people.

00:38:21.040 And then, like, instead of one minute, it's like ten minutes.

00:38:25.640 And pretty much anyways.

00:38:28.060 And then we say, oh, we love you, we love you all the time, but do we listen to them?

00:38:34.020 No.

00:38:35.620 This kid's a natural.

00:38:36.520 Now, in the Bible, there's, uh, I'm pretty sure her name is Rachel.

00:38:42.400 She really did love her mom.

00:38:45.340 She did everything she said, the mom said, to have or to do.

00:38:51.480 And then she had some brothers that keep saying, I love you, I love you, but they didn't really do anything for her.

00:38:58.660 I want to see him on Love on the Spectrum.

00:39:00.240 I want to see him on Love on the Spectrum.

00:39:00.880 To your parents and honor them.

00:39:03.160 Like, uh, the fifth.

00:39:05.680 I'm pretty sure it's a fifth, or...

00:39:08.500 I'm just waiting for the puppet to say the n-word.

00:39:11.060 And just to yell at him.

00:39:12.560 And it's...

00:39:13.480 Honor thy mother and thy mother...

00:39:15.820 Father.

00:39:16.780 Father.

00:39:17.500 Anyways.

00:39:17.680 Now, all of you know, well, you're going back to school, maybe.

00:39:24.280 Except some of you might not go to school.

00:39:26.600 Blacks.

00:39:27.500 Right.

00:39:28.980 They have, like, sometimes these back-to-school sales now.

00:39:34.060 Except then they have, like, a picture of, like, a white girl with a black kid.

00:39:37.940 Or black kids with a white girl.

00:39:40.760 And we all know that the black ones use a five-finger discount.

00:39:44.820 Now, you know something they're starting to teach in school.

00:39:48.840 Oh, boy.

00:39:50.600 Now, of course, we probably...

00:39:52.840 Oh, no.

00:39:53.700 It's Jews that are doing it.

00:39:55.380 Holy shit.

00:40:01.680 What was it?

00:40:02.900 Damn.

00:40:03.400 Dude, this kid knew in, like, 2008 this shit was going on.

00:40:07.520 He was like...

00:40:08.360 He sounds like Jesse Lee Peterson today.

00:40:11.200 Incredible.

00:40:12.020 I almost blew the water out my nose.

00:40:16.220 But, by the way...

00:40:17.700 He was like, we all know it's the Jews, right?

00:40:20.580 We all know.

00:40:21.300 It's so subtle.

00:40:23.540 It's a matter of fact.

00:40:25.460 And I'm representing the Jews with this puppet here.

00:40:29.320 If you see a person with bushy eyebrows like this, that is a Jew.

00:40:35.920 Much like this Jew is a puppet, the minorities are their puppets.

00:40:40.840 Yo, is that puppet supposed to be Ben Shapiro?

00:40:44.120 Just like Ben Shapiro.

00:40:46.000 It looks like Dracula Ben Shapiro.

00:40:47.800 Dude, this kid was way ahead of his time.

00:40:50.580 Where are you, Andrew?

00:40:52.420 If he could just...

00:40:53.500 He was warning us.

00:40:55.100 He saw...

00:40:55.740 He saw everything happening.

00:40:57.720 Dude, he's...

00:40:58.240 He's a...

00:40:58.800 John Connor of our...

00:40:59.640 He's absolutely a seer.

00:41:04.820 He did.

00:41:05.600 Wait, can you back it up for a second?

00:41:11.960 Yeah.

00:41:12.780 Let's hear that banger again.

00:41:14.920 Oh.

00:41:15.020 Oh.

00:41:15.600 I think they're starting to teach in school for some reason.

00:41:20.300 Now, of course, we probably...

00:41:22.620 Oh, no.

00:41:23.440 It's Jews that are doing it.

00:41:25.820 Apparently...

00:41:26.260 So incredible.

00:41:26.900 In different grades, we're going to start talking about sex.

00:41:30.860 In it.

00:41:31.880 And...

00:41:32.320 Yeah.

00:41:34.640 Serious.

00:41:36.280 In the first grade, they're going to be talking about sex.

00:41:39.200 Second grade.

00:41:40.700 That again.

00:41:41.820 Third grade.

00:41:42.700 That again.

00:41:44.620 Fourth grade.

00:41:46.240 All some other stuff.

00:41:48.440 No.

00:41:50.020 Hold on.

00:41:50.460 Pause this real quick.

00:41:51.520 Yeah, pause it.

00:41:52.120 He's not wrong.

00:41:53.860 He's not wrong.

00:41:54.620 But what really amazes me is this kid's probably like third grade, right?

00:41:59.760 And he's talking about other grades like he's done it.

00:42:02.360 That means his parents...

00:42:03.420 They're good parents.

00:42:04.480 They're sitting down and they're talking to him like deep everyday, deep conversation.

00:42:08.380 Yeah.

00:42:08.880 Having like good conversation with their kids.

00:42:11.480 Here's the funny thing.

00:42:12.980 It's like...

00:42:14.380 Like just speaking just like just honestly.

00:42:16.900 They're good parents.

00:42:17.960 Well, they get 90...

00:42:20.620 Better than today's.

00:42:22.240 I'm not lying.

00:42:23.240 This kid and 90...

00:42:24.460 Like 99% of the stuff they're saying is great stuff.

00:42:27.160 They're like, hey, they're talking about sex.

00:42:28.260 This is wrong.

00:42:29.040 And then just at the end, they just throw in there the racist part.

00:42:31.740 They just like...

00:42:32.280 They're like...

00:42:32.780 And by the way, all this happened because of the Jews.

00:42:34.740 And so like to anybody...

00:42:36.940 To any normal person, they'd be like, yeah, this kid...

00:42:39.480 Like, yeah, the parents should be talking to their kids about why this is wrong.

00:42:42.840 And then they go, wait, but not the Jew part.

00:42:45.440 But no, he's right though.

00:42:46.820 Like...

00:42:47.580 They called it in 2008, man.

00:42:49.040 He's fucking...

00:42:50.040 He's wild.

00:42:51.240 Who do you think is putting this shit in our curriculums?

00:42:53.900 Who are the post-modernists in the Marxists?

00:42:55.920 If he says something about sex...

00:42:57.540 Dude, he could be saying all this today.

00:43:01.020 Like, it's crazy.

00:43:01.800 It's so ever...

00:43:02.920 No, that's what's great.

00:43:04.040 He was...

00:43:04.460 Yeah.

00:43:05.080 Right now.

00:43:05.580 He was, you know...

00:43:06.080 Yeah.

00:43:06.920 This is just as profound as Ron Paul saying we should abolish the IRS or the FBI in 1988.

00:43:12.160 Dude, this is Andrew's Giuliani moments.

00:43:15.520 Dude, top.

00:43:16.600 You need to use your Owen...

00:43:18.360 The love Owen has for you and introduce him to Andrew because he will run with this so

00:43:22.800 fucking far.

00:43:23.940 I thought about just...

00:43:25.180 Because I was DMing him the other day about like homeschool stuff and I thought about dropping

00:43:29.940 this on his head and I was like, I'm going to wait.

00:43:32.360 No, no, no.

00:43:32.860 I feel like...

00:43:33.240 We need to get him back on and just like have the greatest Andrew hits and just fucking

00:43:37.800 blow his mind.

00:43:38.800 Oh.

00:43:39.200 Okay.

00:43:39.800 Yeah.

00:43:39.900 So then I'm not going to send it to him.

00:43:41.640 Yeah.

00:43:41.840 Don't.

00:43:41.920 That's a great idea.

00:43:42.620 That's a great idea.

00:43:43.480 I think...

00:43:43.760 I think...

00:43:44.080 And it starts off...

00:43:44.860 It starts off with this episode with him talking...

00:43:46.860 You know, I love the way he says it to...

00:43:50.220 We won't give any primer.

00:43:51.760 Just let him talk for that whole minute and you're like, you're like, this is pretty mild.

00:43:55.140 I don't know what's going on here.

00:43:56.380 Like, this is not...

00:43:57.160 I don't even know why this is supposed to be funny.

00:43:59.040 And he's like, and we all know why.

00:44:00.980 Dude, I love that he's not autistic because he understands social cues as well.

00:44:05.640 He goes, it's...

00:44:06.660 No, he's very...

00:44:07.460 Like, he does like the whole...

00:44:09.000 Like, look over and he's like...

00:44:10.560 Like, he does that.

00:44:11.920 If you look, he...

00:44:13.160 He knows...

00:44:14.280 He might just have a little touch of the tism.

00:44:17.120 No, he just has a touch of a lisp.

00:44:18.880 That's it.

00:44:19.300 He's just Jose.

00:44:20.360 Like, that's all he needs.

00:44:21.000 Yeah, he has a speech impediment.

00:44:22.460 All right.

00:44:23.820 This actually might...

00:44:24.500 It might be Jose.

00:44:25.560 Jose, how old were you in 2009?

00:44:26.700 That's literally what it looked like at that age.

00:44:28.140 I had that exact hair, everything.

00:44:29.820 It literally looks like little me.

00:44:31.020 Jose was like 20.

00:44:33.920 Yeah, but at that height, though...

00:44:35.920 Apparently, the YouTube things got uploaded later, and it apparently was on a public access

00:44:41.220 show in the 90s prior.

00:44:43.000 Yeah, so this is older, yeah.

00:44:44.940 He was talking about this shit in the 90s?

00:44:47.080 No, no, I thought it was...

00:44:48.160 Yeah, dude.

00:44:48.200 I thought it was 2009.

00:44:49.160 Bro, he's legit like...

00:44:50.700 It was uploaded in 2009, but it was like on B-Cat.

00:44:55.160 Could have been...

00:44:56.040 Yeah, like late 90s, early 2000s.

00:44:58.160 Bro, if he's hitting on this shit in...

00:45:01.720 Uploaded in 12, it says.

00:45:03.480 If we had listened to Andrew, 9-11 would have never happened.

00:45:06.320 Bro, he straight up was like, hey, they're teaching sex in schools, and it's the Jews doing

00:45:11.360 this.

00:45:11.560 This is bad.

00:45:12.640 This is in the 90s.

00:45:14.480 He fucking called it.

00:45:15.980 He was like, slippery slope, guys.

00:45:17.880 They're teaching circumcision.

00:45:20.060 Maybe the KKK being bad has been a psyop this whole time, because they've just been on

00:45:25.340 to...

00:45:25.940 They're like, yo, these guys are noticing, and we can't have them noticing.

00:45:29.140 Like we said last week.

00:45:30.420 And like, we got a black bull of them, or white bull of them.

00:45:32.600 The KKK.

00:45:33.680 Dude, we should actually...

00:45:36.360 Oh, my God.

00:45:37.200 I mean, they came around, what, when blacks first started voting?

00:45:39.820 They were like, come on.

00:45:40.800 We want more people voting?

00:45:42.860 Like, come on.

00:45:44.140 Very libertarian of them.

00:45:45.480 Uneducated populists?

00:45:45.680 Yeah, I mean, it'd be really funny if they go like, have y'all even read Democracy of the

00:45:49.460 God That Failed?

00:45:50.220 What the fuck?

00:45:51.300 I did a deep dive to like...

00:45:53.760 I mean, there was like a white power website that might have stuff like this.

00:45:58.040 That's the least surprising thing you've ever said.

00:46:00.040 Top Lobster did a deep dive on a white power website.

00:46:02.900 Yes, I'm aware.

00:46:03.620 It's based...

00:46:04.240 It's like white power...

00:46:06.120 Taylor Storm.

00:46:06.780 White power dot BZ, or something like...

00:46:08.580 It's in Brazil, or something like that, because they can't host this shit here.

00:46:11.100 Oh, it's in Belize.

00:46:12.560 Belize.

00:46:13.220 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:13.740 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:14.240 And I looked at their merch page.

00:46:16.620 Looks like my merch page.

00:46:18.040 Fucking crazy.

00:46:20.600 I was like, damn.

00:46:21.960 Not a coincidence.

00:46:23.220 I'm actually designing for them.

00:46:24.420 Wait, I'm hosting them on my merch page?

00:46:25.640 This is great.

00:46:26.440 We actually might use...

00:46:27.660 They sell a lot of shit.

00:46:29.240 We might use that website at some point, because they actually have like five days a week.

00:46:33.880 They have white power news or something.

00:46:36.920 It's like constantly updated.

00:46:38.060 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:38.920 That's true.

00:46:39.500 Yeah, I forgot.

00:46:40.520 I forgot to tell you guys about that.

00:46:41.760 Yeah, we run out of Andrew content.

00:46:43.480 We'll just have to do weekly updates on...

00:46:45.680 We'll just read the Daily Stormer.

00:46:47.220 Yo, yo, pull up Magoo's message.

00:46:50.600 That shit is so funny.

00:46:53.580 Wait till you get to episode seven when Andrew says,

00:46:55.760 Maj is a waste quif to...

00:46:57.640 This is episode seven, damn it.

00:47:03.760 Please play.

00:47:05.060 We can only find about five of them.

00:47:06.500 Yeah, let's...

00:47:07.500 He's got a buffer again.

00:47:12.960 Come on, Andrew.

00:47:13.540 Yeah, come on, Andrew.

00:47:14.620 You can do it.

00:47:15.340 We lost him.

00:47:15.920 Immediately, YouTube takes it.

00:47:17.340 Yes.

00:47:18.700 They're going to teach you how to have sex, which is weird.

00:47:23.980 Weird facts.

00:47:25.720 Weird.

00:47:26.120 And in high school, they're going to have a nettle type of class.

00:47:31.960 Well, I think they have to show videos, which is really weird.

00:47:38.400 That is weird.

00:47:40.280 Yeah.

00:47:41.540 Yeah.

00:47:43.940 Now, some of you know just Justin Bieber.

00:47:48.080 Oh, no.

00:47:49.280 Oh, wait.

00:47:50.060 This is on the pause.

00:47:51.080 Okay, so it had to be like 2000.

00:47:54.200 No, Justin Bieber's been around for a long time.

00:47:55.880 Yeah, what was the early thousands?

00:47:58.380 No.

00:47:59.400 No, it had to be like 2000.

00:48:00.840 100%.

00:48:01.400 This is...

00:48:02.320 2009?

00:48:03.420 The other video we watched...

00:48:04.720 It wasn't late 90s, I promise you that.

00:48:06.380 This was 2009, I believe, is when this was.

00:48:09.340 When was his first big hit?

00:48:10.400 Baby, probably.

00:48:10.980 Baby, I was just looking at Baby.

00:48:12.180 Baby, baby.

00:48:13.700 They were released in 2010.

00:48:15.680 Yeah.

00:48:16.120 All right.

00:48:16.760 Well, maybe...

00:48:17.200 I swear I've seen the public access, but this is like deep lore, so you don't know how much

00:48:21.280 is true and how much isn't.

00:48:22.340 Now we do.

00:48:23.280 How much of the episodes did we not see?

00:48:26.140 Nazi.

00:48:26.560 Hey-o.

00:48:28.300 I thought you were going on purpose.

00:48:31.140 Hold on.

00:48:31.560 I was like, I don't get it.

00:48:32.700 Can you spell it for me?

00:48:33.440 Top with a banger.

00:48:35.100 What?

00:48:35.740 Top with a banger.

00:48:37.020 Yeah, this could...

00:48:37.600 I mean, this could have been like a bunch of episodes.

00:48:39.400 This could be episode 100 for all we know, but just episode seven that they found and

00:48:43.120 uploaded.

00:48:44.060 Who knows?

00:48:44.460 He's only aged like maybe a couple years since the last video we looked at.

00:48:47.520 He looks a little bit older, so...

00:48:49.100 Maybe he is a time traveler.

00:48:50.720 Maybe he's just going back in time and he keeps telling us.

00:48:53.520 He goes to Justin Bieber and he's like, guys, listen.

00:48:56.580 Listen.

00:48:57.360 The Jews are lying to you.

00:48:59.220 They're going to use Justin Bieber to invent twerking, guys.

00:49:02.180 We have to go back.

00:49:03.520 Yeah, but Andrew...

00:49:04.480 Have you been to Jamaica?

00:49:06.080 Yeah, but Andrew is the time traveler who goes back and saves adult Hitler.

00:49:11.580 Can you guys see that thing up there?

00:49:12.860 It says Magnum.

00:49:13.800 Oh, wait.

00:49:14.400 That's right.

00:49:14.700 My head's in the way.

00:49:16.000 It's like a bottle that says Magnum up there.

00:49:17.820 We don't care about your condoms.

00:49:19.420 Oh.

00:49:20.140 That makes you look pretty bad, Toad.

00:49:22.120 But anyway, that's a bottle that I found again.

00:49:24.460 I just put it up there.

00:49:25.220 It's from Jamaica.

00:49:26.000 It's supposed to make your dick hard.

00:49:27.260 I haven't taken it because I don't trust the people that mixed it, but we'll do it one

00:49:31.420 day.

00:49:31.640 You don't need to make your dick hard.

00:49:32.940 Yeah, I was going to...

00:49:33.580 Now, we know Top has problems getting hard, so I don't have that problem.

00:49:39.360 I don't need that shit.

00:49:40.960 All right.

00:49:41.200 Play the rest of this.

00:49:42.080 Yeah, yeah.

00:49:42.240 We'll see you.

00:49:42.500 Hold on.

00:49:43.120 Before you press play, I just wanted to throw a merch idea out there.

00:49:46.400 Either WWAD, what would Andrew do, or praise be to Andrew.

00:49:50.800 Like, lots of shit like that.

00:49:52.480 We could totally mark it off as good.

00:49:54.040 Just like mixing of the waces.

00:49:55.940 I mean, even just an Andrew Show t-shirt.

00:50:00.180 Just like his logo.

00:50:01.880 It says Andrew Show on it.

00:50:02.960 Shit like that.

00:50:03.880 I got something for you guys in a few minutes when we play.

00:50:05.780 Are we doing Cole's culture clips?

00:50:07.780 Hell yeah.

00:50:08.880 Real quick, though.

00:50:09.520 I know the idea.

00:50:10.520 Let me send some.

00:50:11.160 Have you guys ever seen the picture of that one black guy?

00:50:14.540 He makes really base content, and it's like the blazer eyes and the lightning in the back.

00:50:18.580 Like, that would be him.

00:50:19.700 You do lightning in the back, laser eyes, and then he says, don't mix waces.

00:50:23.740 No waste mixing.

00:50:27.480 Are we going to get to Lena the plug at any point as well?

00:50:32.520 I don't want to talk about that frumpy bitch.

00:50:34.240 Yeah, I don't want to talk about that.

00:50:35.660 No, she looks like a troll.

00:50:37.000 My daughter has a bunch of those little trolls with the hairs, and I was looking at her, and I was like, I've seen this troll naked before.

00:50:41.200 And I was like, oh, it's that bitch.

00:50:42.640 She looks just like a fucking troll.

00:50:43.680 It's more about Adam's response video, but yeah, all right, let's finish Andrew here.

00:50:47.320 Please.

00:50:47.980 Yeah.

00:50:49.800 I wasn't asking you.

00:50:51.560 Well, I don't care, you.

00:50:54.500 Fine.

00:50:55.320 Man.

00:50:56.040 What is he?

00:50:56.720 Already beefing with Shapiro.

00:50:58.620 What?

00:50:59.120 Yeah.

00:51:00.220 Beefing with Shapiro.

00:51:01.200 He's just like, I got this puppet, I gotta use it.

00:51:12.240 Now, anyway, some of you know Justin Bieber.

00:51:14.680 Bieber.

00:51:15.320 And some of you don't.

00:51:17.240 No, but I'm guessing more like all of you know him.

00:51:23.620 Now...

00:51:24.220 Get to the point, Andrew, you fuck.

00:51:27.480 How many of you think Justin Bieber...

00:51:29.700 Not well edited.

00:51:30.380 He kissed a black girl.

00:51:31.680 Cool.

00:51:33.500 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:51:35.540 Just a what?

00:51:36.260 The fuck kissed a black girl?

00:51:37.220 He kissed a black girl.

00:51:38.360 Kissed a black girl.

00:51:39.360 Oh, my God.

00:51:39.640 How many of you think he kissed a black girl?

00:51:41.820 I love it.

00:51:42.520 It's like, it's not his music.

00:51:43.940 It's not his lifestyle.

00:51:45.640 No, I'm telling you.

00:51:46.980 It's that he kissed...

00:51:48.180 He was waist mixing.

00:51:49.260 I know he's all about waist mixing, but I didn't see him going there with this one.

00:51:53.480 No, that was not where I saw it going either.

00:51:56.140 I thought he was going to Justin Bieber as a faggot or something.

00:51:59.560 Well, yeah, because he kissed a black girl.

00:52:02.280 The only thing worse, he kissed a black girl.

00:52:06.560 All right, Lil Dicky, keep playing.

00:52:08.140 It's another one of his songs.

00:52:09.040 Well, I'm going to go.

00:52:12.860 See you next week and tune in.

00:52:15.880 But before we get off, if any of you have something you might want me to talk about that you heard or something,

00:52:24.140 We need a time machine.

00:52:25.760 Send an email to theandrewshow.com.

00:52:29.040 We could have emailed.

00:52:30.300 Hotmail.com.

00:52:31.960 It probably still exists.

00:52:33.280 Bye.

00:52:33.720 Let's email him.

00:52:34.980 Yeah, it's still his.

00:52:37.300 White kids are a minority in the United States.

00:52:42.640 White people are a minority in the world.

00:52:44.260 Save the white break.

00:52:46.440 What a fucking crazy way to end that.

00:52:48.880 What a savage.

00:52:50.340 Is there another clip?

00:52:51.280 I mean, keep it going because they might say something else.

00:52:53.600 Oh, this music fucking slaps, too.

00:52:59.380 Theandrewshow at hotmail.com.

00:53:01.400 Dude.

00:53:01.760 It's like.

00:53:02.520 If we can get adult Andrew to come on, it would shake up the world.

00:53:06.540 I wonder if anyone still checks an email.

00:53:08.120 Everyone watching, go email it.

00:53:09.740 Yes, it's his personal business email.

00:53:12.360 It's the one he sends out whenever he sends out a resume.

00:53:17.760 Stunningly, he's unemployed.

00:53:19.120 I can't remember.

00:53:19.520 It would be probably hard to find it, though.

00:53:24.020 We're going to move into the next part of the show, right?

00:53:26.980 We're doing Cole's Culture Corner.

00:53:28.880 Hey, tell what I've just sent you a bunch of clips, by the way.

00:53:31.780 So I'm going to keep sending them.

00:53:32.760 Okay, we're going to pull up any single one.

00:53:34.620 But first, we have to introduce it the right way.

00:53:40.060 Oh, hell yeah.

00:53:41.280 Oh, my God.

00:53:45.400 Let's fucking die.

00:53:47.000 Matt needs to be a shirt.

00:53:48.100 That needs to be a shirt.

00:53:50.520 All right, the issue with doing this without having it pre-planned is that I have to fucking download all of them.

00:53:57.100 Yeah, they're fucking 10-second clips, dude.

00:53:59.720 What are we paying you for?

00:54:01.360 It's incredible.

00:54:02.340 I'm not being able to.

00:54:03.240 Pull up the first one.

00:54:05.160 Pull up the first one.

00:54:05.960 You'll do that.

00:54:06.880 Maybe Top can pull up the first one.

00:54:09.540 I got the first one because it doesn't have to be.

00:54:11.900 This one I just said because I thought it was funny.

00:54:13.760 I said it was just for our group, but I guess we can show it.

00:54:18.640 See, wait a minute.

00:54:19.240 Hold on.

00:54:20.260 You said that Toad does most of the work for the show last week.

00:54:23.320 This bothered me.

00:54:24.520 I spent a lot of time.

00:54:25.520 Rightfully so.

00:54:26.280 Look.

00:54:26.340 I did this.

00:54:26.820 Look at the top right.

00:54:27.960 Tower gang.

00:54:28.560 Little fucking twirling like this.

00:54:30.120 That took me hours to do.

00:54:31.940 Listen in.

00:54:32.720 I love it.

00:54:33.020 I did a whole nother graphic with the music and the soundboard for Cole's Culture Corner.

00:54:37.840 Fuck you, Toad.

00:54:39.660 And Toad can't even be bothered to download a video.

00:54:42.780 And he's like, Toad does like 80% of the work.

00:54:44.340 You did not send them to me in advance.

00:54:46.780 They're all in the chat right now.

00:54:48.360 I don't know what you wanted to say.

00:54:50.520 Timestamp it.

00:54:51.240 You're taking the bait.

00:54:51.840 I mean, timestamps.

00:54:54.480 Those can be edited, man.

00:54:56.180 I mean, so upset.

00:54:57.460 I'm in the middle of the fucking show right now, man.

00:55:01.660 I'm fucking dropping bangers over here.

00:55:03.580 I can't be.

00:55:03.740 You should be able to just hit present and share screen with audio.

00:55:06.620 It depends if it's a private account or not.

00:55:08.840 So this first one.

00:55:09.600 If it's a private account, I couldn't send it to y'all.

00:55:12.160 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:55:13.640 The other one.

00:55:14.740 By the way, I don't follow any of the accounts I send these to.

00:55:18.420 These guys suck, right, Jose?

00:55:19.560 This is crazy.

00:55:22.260 We're going to watch this one.

00:55:24.580 Okay, this one's great.

00:55:25.500 I love this one.

00:55:26.100 This is RFK Jr., and it's just, you need to, yeah, you need sound.

00:55:30.320 And he's just random.

00:55:31.120 I don't know why this is not, but he fucking does a backflip into, off a, like a pontoon

00:55:38.620 boat or something, into the water.

00:55:39.980 And I just saw that.

00:55:41.480 Why is no one talking?

00:55:42.300 Everybody was talking about him doing, like, the weightlifting.

00:55:44.700 Yeah.

00:55:45.040 No one's talking about him doing backflips at 71 off of a boat into water.

00:55:49.020 We're done sending him for RFK.

00:55:51.140 I did send this, like, three weeks ago.

00:55:53.600 It's not like he landed it on, like, solid ground.

00:55:56.200 He did it into water.

00:55:57.700 And he's 69.

00:55:58.740 Off a soft boat.

00:56:00.280 Dude, show me a 69-year-old that can do that besides him.

00:56:03.680 Nice.

00:56:03.840 Bro, I'll be doing backflips into your mom's pussy when I'm 69.

00:56:09.120 That's a fact.

00:56:10.480 Jack.

00:56:11.300 He's like, how come nobody opens up the Instagram?

00:56:13.420 I was like, because I open it up, I look at this, I'm like, no.

00:56:16.440 Yeah, exactly.

00:56:17.000 I'm sending crazy shit in there, dude.

00:56:18.800 So this other one that I did send before the show, and I said, I sent this in the Tower

00:56:25.080 Game group chat.

00:56:25.620 And I specifically said, this is what Ashton would look like if Jose had, like, designed

00:56:33.540 her.

00:56:33.900 Or, like, this would be, like...

00:56:36.000 We're going to play that?

00:56:37.420 This is Cole's culture clip corner?

00:56:41.500 Whatever the fuck?

00:56:42.000 It's the only other thing that I think Toad had ready to go.

00:56:44.960 I have it, but I have the Twin Towers one.

00:56:48.480 That one is actually really funny.

00:56:49.840 Go ahead and play that.

00:56:50.160 All right, play that one.

00:56:51.020 Play the funny ones for fucking the love of God.

00:56:52.760 Okay, there you go.

00:56:53.280 I mean, that is the point.

00:56:54.640 I haven't seen a funny one yet.

00:56:55.780 Oh, you got it.

00:56:55.800 It's going to be really hard.

00:56:57.340 There you go.

00:57:02.580 I don't know why that made it.

00:57:04.860 It didn't work.

00:57:05.760 Yeah, play it again.

00:57:07.300 So it's two...

00:57:08.320 You see, it's two metal pipes.

00:57:09.420 And so this is a pipe, uh, account called Metal Pipe.

00:57:14.760 So they just do a bunch of stuff of just metal pipes clanging.

00:57:17.700 On my end, it doesn't work.

00:57:18.940 And it was...

00:57:19.380 We...

00:57:20.320 It was 9-11, and it had two metal pipes as the towers,

00:57:23.460 and another metal pipe as a plane.

00:57:25.740 And so it hits, and then it just makes the sound of, like,

00:57:28.200 metal pipes clanging.

00:57:29.500 And I thought that was fucking hilarious.

00:57:31.500 I'm with Clinton.

00:57:32.520 I was trying to play it just live on my, like, in my browser,

00:57:36.700 and it still didn't move for me.

00:57:38.680 I just heard the sound.

00:57:39.380 I think this culture corner is a dud.

00:57:42.300 Oh, my God.

00:57:45.140 Here's the thing.

00:57:46.420 I sent, like, four or five...

00:57:48.220 The whole point of the clips...

00:57:49.760 Just like these videos don't work in Instagram

00:57:51.600 when you're sending it to this group chat we don't look at.

00:57:53.320 They have to.

00:57:53.540 There's both highs and lows.

00:57:54.980 And you can make fun of me for the lows.

00:57:56.920 I'm totally fine with that.

00:57:57.840 You know what's funny?

00:57:58.580 He's like, I sent them the typo on Luke.

00:58:00.560 I sent them the typo on Luke,

00:58:01.860 and they think they're totally hilarious.

00:58:03.140 He's like, well, typo on Luke do a show

00:58:04.380 that no one watches, Cole.

00:58:05.400 So, dude, I'm just glad that I'm not the one

00:58:10.860 getting the most shit right now.

00:58:12.260 Hey, there's other ones in here.

00:58:14.340 This is the stuff I either find funny, interesting,

00:58:17.300 or, like, just weird or cool.

00:58:18.880 Like, there's...

00:58:19.200 I think I sent one...

00:58:20.120 I also sent car clash clips.

00:58:22.020 I sent one...

00:58:23.540 I think I sent it to you, Toad,

00:58:24.960 of a guy in a Mercedes just running into a crowd

00:58:28.660 at, like, full speed,

00:58:30.240 and just people just flying.

00:58:31.520 It was crazy.

00:58:32.160 I think it was in the U.S.

00:58:33.020 Well, that's worth watching.

00:58:35.420 Yes, it is.

00:58:36.280 We'll watch that right now,

00:58:37.580 then we'll give Cole one more shot.

00:58:38.980 I don't think it's going to work,

00:58:40.160 but we'll try and watch it.

00:58:41.480 Oh, yeah, here we go.

00:58:42.500 Hold on.

00:58:42.900 Let me squint real quick.

00:58:46.080 I think it's working, right?

00:58:47.180 So, it starts off like...

00:58:48.600 Yeah, I can see it.

00:58:50.560 You can magnify...

00:58:51.020 But for some reason, this guy...

00:58:53.300 So, he, like, drives off,

00:58:56.100 and then he comes back.

00:58:58.000 So, one, you can tell he does not know how to drive.

00:59:00.020 This is Clint,

00:59:00.780 and he actually bought a nice car.

00:59:03.280 And then he wants to...

00:59:04.240 Oh, my God.

00:59:09.920 By the way,

00:59:10.540 I'm more and more convinced every day

00:59:12.000 to have the fad.

00:59:12.720 How do you not know how to enlarge this?

00:59:14.980 You work with computers, supposedly.

00:59:16.460 That's your cover story.

00:59:16.960 Oh, shit.

00:59:17.820 Yeah, it's, like, control,

00:59:18.740 and then scroll up on the mouse.

00:59:20.180 You're literally up at the top.

00:59:21.160 Dude, I don't use click on,

00:59:22.480 and then you can increase the zoom or whatever.

00:59:24.920 It's the web browser.

00:59:25.860 There you go, bro.

00:59:27.760 It looks like shit.

00:59:28.460 Yeah, you can just scroll out just a little bit.

00:59:31.060 Oh, look at that.

00:59:32.260 There we go.

00:59:32.700 Dude, this is why Instagram sucks.

00:59:34.360 They don't even have a...

00:59:34.740 It's not...

00:59:35.400 It's an app base.

00:59:36.860 You're a fed, for sure.

00:59:38.620 They don't even have a full-screen feature?

00:59:40.860 Fuck Instagram.

00:59:42.340 Play it again!

00:59:43.540 What the fuck?

00:59:44.080 Go back!

00:59:44.860 Fuck the culture corner.

00:59:46.040 Oh, no, I'm kidding.

00:59:46.740 All right, fine.

00:59:47.260 I didn't even get to see the people die.

00:59:49.220 What's wrong with that?

00:59:49.660 You gotta really get in there.

00:59:51.480 Did they die?

00:59:52.460 We fired Little Dicky,

00:59:53.800 and Toad is now Little Dicky.

00:59:55.860 This is what's going on.

00:59:56.300 Little Dicky had these downloaded, ready to go.

00:59:57.900 So, I'm just going to put that out there.

00:59:58.320 Little Dicky, I will pay you whatever it costs to get you back.

01:00:00.880 I'm so sorry, man.

01:00:01.840 I murdered these, like, minutes before the show.

01:00:06.460 No, you dropped these during the show.

01:00:08.320 You dropped them, like, two minutes before.

01:00:09.120 I did.

01:00:09.340 I did do that.

01:00:09.920 My car would smoke that car at Playcold.

01:00:11.900 Oh, fuck you.

01:00:12.860 I think this is an SLS AMG.

01:00:17.560 But, do you know how to drive, Clint?

01:00:19.440 That's the big thing that matters.

01:00:21.420 Yeah.

01:00:21.660 Yeah.

01:00:22.860 It's like...

01:00:23.820 How do you lose control that much?

01:00:25.400 Oh, my God.

01:00:26.200 Oh, my God.

01:00:27.160 People just...

01:00:28.520 I mean, fucking doing...

01:00:29.560 Why is the guy on the phone so unperturbed?

01:00:33.320 It's like, because this happens all the time.

01:00:34.940 Yeah.

01:00:35.220 He's like, saw that one coming.

01:00:39.160 Why would you even be standing there?

01:00:41.420 Like, what the fuck do you think...

01:00:42.200 Well, because it's street races.

01:00:43.900 It's gay.

01:00:45.100 I don't think anybody's going to ram into them,

01:00:48.940 like, lose control and ram into them.

01:00:50.680 That's exactly what I said, Clint.

01:00:51.900 It's gay.

01:00:52.820 No, no.

01:00:53.320 Who...

01:00:53.600 It was great.

01:00:54.560 It was amazing.

01:00:55.780 I used to race.

01:00:56.560 It was awesome.

01:00:57.360 Yeah.

01:00:57.620 Oh, God.

01:00:58.140 I hate that culture so much.

01:00:59.340 That was better than...

01:01:00.620 No, I got more.

01:01:01.340 No, I said more, Toad.

01:01:03.200 Well, you're losing me, so...

01:01:05.660 Well, it gives me an opportunity to talk about street racing.

01:01:08.900 Why is it gay to you, Toad?

01:01:10.440 I don't know.

01:01:10.840 I don't care about cars.

01:01:12.440 Clearly.

01:01:12.980 I don't know.

01:01:13.360 But it's exciting.

01:01:14.560 You would, like, go out and everyone would be smoking weed

01:01:16.600 and getting drunk and racing illegally.

01:01:18.720 It's, like, super libertarian shit.

01:01:21.380 I guess.

01:01:21.880 I guess.

01:01:22.180 I'm kind of with Toad.

01:01:23.160 Maybe it's because I've just been domesticated for so long

01:01:25.240 I'm just like, that's gay.

01:01:26.500 Yes.

01:01:27.000 Yes, it's because you're both domesticated.

01:01:28.460 Y'all are against...

01:01:29.780 You think street racing is gay?

01:01:32.020 I'm not against it.

01:01:32.680 Did you watch, like, Fast and Furious and, like...

01:01:35.880 Did you see how fucking gangster that was when he drove into the crowd?

01:01:38.620 That shit was...

01:01:39.140 There's two types of people.

01:01:41.040 Two types of people that watch.

01:01:43.060 There's a person that goes with their friends.

01:01:43.920 This one was just interesting to me.

01:01:45.340 I wanted to see what y'all could explain what this is happening here, so...

01:01:49.220 Oh, Top was talking.

01:01:50.380 Yeah.

01:01:51.000 Yeah.

01:01:51.340 Yeah, he was talking.

01:01:53.320 We were just like, we're going to play a clip.

01:01:54.960 Whoa.

01:01:55.460 What the hell?

01:01:56.240 Yeah.

01:01:58.040 That's the funny part, but...

01:01:59.680 What?

01:02:00.040 Can we get some women in the chat to explain what it is...

01:02:03.600 I showed it to Elizabeth.

01:02:04.560 She had no clue what was going on here.

01:02:06.060 So, she bends over, and then you just see her, like...

01:02:09.040 She's flexing her buttcheeks.

01:02:10.120 It's yoga.

01:02:10.780 No, but her buttcheeks are moving.

01:02:12.820 It's like her asshole is moving.

01:02:14.980 It's a yoga stance, but...

01:02:16.600 What?

01:02:17.320 No, she's flexing her buttcheeks.

01:02:18.860 Oh, yeah, yeah, no.

01:02:19.820 No, that's coming in between the buttcheeks.

01:02:22.480 That is not her buttcheeks flexing.

01:02:23.580 But I think she's, like, literally targeting, like, an upper glute muscle.

01:02:26.520 She just probably has that good of, like, muscle control.

01:02:28.440 I think she farted.

01:02:30.020 It's marriage material.

01:02:30.940 It looks like muscle, yeah.

01:02:32.500 Yeah, she just has really good muscle control.

01:02:34.400 Keep playing it.

01:02:35.480 Yeah, she does it, like, multiple times.

01:02:37.360 Oh, yeah.

01:02:38.220 It's like a...

01:02:39.040 Is that an individual buttcheek that she's, like, flexing?

01:02:43.480 No, I think it's, like, literally...

01:02:44.300 The whole time, I thought she was puckering her butthole.

01:02:46.780 It was coming out.

01:02:47.260 You guys can't pucker your buttholes?

01:02:50.080 Not that far.

01:02:51.280 Like, I am...

01:02:52.100 No, I cannot.

01:02:54.660 I think maybe, like, that's probably why she bent over to get that specific angle where

01:02:58.560 it really, like, she can target that muscle.

01:03:00.640 All right.

01:03:00.980 All of us have to send in a video this week of us bending over like that and, like...

01:03:05.560 I can't do that.

01:03:06.760 I can't even bend over like that.

01:03:07.860 And pushing our asshole out.

01:03:09.480 Much less flex my keister.

01:03:11.640 I think I get...

01:03:12.240 I feel the muscles she was doing.

01:03:13.660 I can't quite do it like she did.

01:03:15.020 Plus, my ass is kind of sore because I did legs recently, but...

01:03:18.600 Yeah.

01:03:19.080 Man, didn't hear that.

01:03:20.960 Humble bragging motherfuckers.

01:03:22.000 Motherfuckers.

01:03:22.560 All right.

01:03:23.100 He's coming for you, Cole.

01:03:24.700 If we cover Adam...

01:03:25.360 There's one more.

01:03:25.920 I have one more.

01:03:27.080 Hold on.

01:03:27.780 Wait.

01:03:28.000 I just wanted to say...

01:03:29.180 Come on!

01:03:29.560 I wanted to say this.

01:03:30.200 There's two types of dudes.

01:03:31.400 One type of dude is a guy that goes with his friends and watches Furious 5 or 10 or whatever.

01:03:37.560 The other type of dude is a dude like me that doesn't go at all.

01:03:39.940 Jose, I'm pretty sure you've never seen that movie.

01:03:42.220 What one?

01:03:42.640 Man, I have never appreciated Little Dickies so much.

01:03:45.060 I've seen them, but they never really did much for me.

01:03:47.260 They're like, yeah, they're fun.

01:03:48.800 I guess something to watch if it's on, but...

01:03:50.640 I've seen the first.

01:03:51.280 The first one doesn't really impress me a lot.

01:04:02.760 Okay.

01:04:03.700 So we had, uh...

01:04:04.540 At the end of there, that was...

01:04:05.880 That's so stupid.

01:04:06.740 That was, uh...

01:04:07.740 Girl with a Pearl Necklace or whatever.

01:04:09.820 The Vermeer...

01:04:10.620 The Vermeer painting Monk Monkey with a Pearl Necklace at the end there.

01:04:14.460 That's what I'm saying, there's all the, um...

01:04:21.340 What's really funny, maybe Jose knows this, but on Dragon Ball Z, there's like some dude

01:04:24.860 and he says, hello, monkeys.

01:04:26.520 And now that is like a...

01:04:27.840 I don't know.

01:04:28.560 Oh, Frieza.

01:04:29.060 Yeah, Frieza.

01:04:29.520 Yeah, he goes, hello, monkeys.

01:04:31.660 And so everybody on Instagram using that now may be like, whenever I go into like a KFC,

01:04:35.780 like, hello, monkeys.

01:04:36.740 He's watching old Dragon Ball Z how amazingly racist Frieza is.

01:04:40.760 And it's like part of his character.

01:04:42.260 He's racist against the Saiyans, like the main character race, because they do have the

01:04:45.900 tails.

01:04:46.420 They have like the tails.

01:04:47.640 Oh, yeah.

01:04:48.300 He's like the Hitler.

01:04:49.120 They're literally humans with monkey tails.

01:04:51.160 He's like the Hitler, but like, yeah, they're like black people and it's just...

01:04:54.420 He blew up their whole planet.

01:04:56.040 Yeah.

01:04:56.480 Oh, yeah.

01:04:57.140 Pearl Earring, not Pearl Necklace.

01:04:58.960 Sorry.

01:04:59.220 That was a Freudian slip of mine.

01:05:00.880 Thanks for the clarification.

01:05:03.000 Freudian slip right there.

01:05:04.140 I still don't know what you're talking about.

01:05:05.620 If we do go over the Adam22 shit, the only thing I want to cover is the video with the

01:05:09.320 dude talking about Randall's wife.

01:05:11.240 The video Adam put out was gay.

01:05:13.140 He was so fucking cringe.

01:05:14.300 Like, just gay as fuck.

01:05:16.040 By the way, and for...

01:05:17.140 That's the end of Cole's Clip Corner, or Culture Corner.

01:05:19.200 Next week, I will actually have better shit.

01:05:22.260 I will send it.

01:05:24.220 I will send it before the show.

01:05:26.300 You can download it off Instagram, and then we will have it.

01:05:29.220 Full screen, ready to see.

01:05:30.760 That's the end of it, permanently.

01:05:32.920 No, fuck you.

01:05:33.800 Dude, I don't...

01:05:34.820 I just don't understand this, like...

01:05:36.700 Yeah, you don't understand it.

01:05:37.840 You are too autistic to understand mean videos.

01:05:40.260 I don't understand.

01:05:40.780 You can only see...

01:05:41.500 He's used to Twitter where he has, like, there's no videos.

01:05:44.060 I don't understand these, like, quick...

01:05:45.860 Part of me wants to agree.

01:05:49.060 ADD videos, I don't get it.

01:05:50.740 I don't get it.

01:05:50.940 Part of me wants to agree with Toad, but then the other part of me, like, the more sane part,

01:05:55.180 makes me want to disagree with him.

01:05:57.140 You know, because he's right.

01:05:58.460 And then Cole, his own little five-minute thing where we get to indulge his retardation,

01:06:02.720 it's fine.

01:06:03.340 As long as we can up the production value.

01:06:05.180 It has to be funny.

01:06:05.600 No, the production value has to be better, but I do...

01:06:07.940 This is a glimpse into what I find hilarious, interesting, or cool.

01:06:12.960 Here's my problem with the Cole.

01:06:14.600 Cole, Cole, you have sent some really brilliantly hilarious stuff in the past.

01:06:20.780 You spent zero time cultivating for our show because you spent all the time in the gym,

01:06:26.280 and I am disappointed in you, and I expect you to do better next week.

01:06:29.040 That's true.

01:06:29.280 I did have work today, and then I went and worked out, and then...

01:06:31.620 See?

01:06:31.860 Yeah, what the fuck, man?

01:06:32.860 Do you have your own thing?

01:06:33.940 I mean, no, I don't understand.

01:06:36.000 You're cultivating for somebody else's show.

01:06:38.700 He's in, like, the fucking...

01:06:40.080 I sent it to both because...

01:06:41.500 The reason I sent it to Luke and Typo is because they actually...

01:06:44.380 He sent us all the B-tier shit.

01:06:45.720 He sent all the A-tier shit.

01:06:46.140 No, no, no.

01:06:46.660 I sent it at the same time.

01:06:48.700 You can send both the two things at once.

01:06:50.560 I sent it to both you and Luke and Typo because Luke and Typo actually react to it in, like,

01:06:55.540 real time.

01:06:56.200 Like, they actually check it and laugh and then, like, interact with me.

01:07:00.860 And I have a lot...

01:07:01.680 They actually talk to me.

01:07:03.280 That's why I cheated on you.

01:07:05.720 I have friends.

01:07:06.520 They treat me like a woman.

01:07:08.100 I would have never cheated if you just paid me a little attention.

01:07:12.500 Oh, we're not going to play the Fat Ashton clip?

01:07:15.260 Go ahead if you want, man.

01:07:16.560 I don't think it's funny to the audience, though.

01:07:18.420 Ashton with fat titties.

01:07:19.680 That's it.

01:07:20.540 I haven't watched it.

01:07:21.640 I mean, I mean, I'll look at some titties.

01:07:24.060 Why not?

01:07:24.800 K.

01:07:26.200 K?

01:07:27.060 Who says K?

01:07:28.520 You're so stupid!

01:07:30.120 K!

01:07:32.800 The thing that gets me is, one, it looks exactly like a Fat Ashton.

01:07:35.920 I think that is just Ashton.

01:07:37.600 This is also, this is Jose's, this is what Jose would rather have over the, like, if

01:07:42.500 there was, like, regular Ashton that Clint had, and then, like, this Fat Ashton.

01:07:45.440 Well, it's like me and Clint went to the same hoe dealership, but, like, I got one customized

01:07:51.420 for me, and you got one customized for her.

01:07:53.600 You got the extended cab.

01:07:55.120 You got extended cab Ashton.

01:07:56.720 By the way, if she watches, I'm not saying you're a hoe, I just said that for a comedic

01:08:02.300 value, please don't DM me.

01:08:04.420 And then, the other big thing is, her shirt says, I love making boys cum, is what it says

01:08:10.020 on her shirt.

01:08:12.940 Or, I love to make boys cum.

01:08:14.500 And I just, I saw that, and I was like, holy shit, that looks like Ashton.

01:08:18.420 That is fucking hilarious to me.

01:08:20.620 It does look a lot like Ashton, I gotta admit.

01:08:22.560 Dude, she has nice titties, so I'll give her that.

01:08:26.020 That's it, nice boobs, dude.

01:08:28.240 Well, it's just nice boobs.

01:08:30.040 Man, Cole's Culture Corner really rocks, man.

01:08:32.980 I'm just gonna love it.

01:08:34.500 That shit bombed.

01:08:35.340 I'm embarrassed.

01:08:35.900 I got you with at least three out of the six videos.

01:08:40.380 I see more than that.

01:08:41.440 I fulfilled the minimum requirements.

01:08:43.660 I got it.

01:08:45.180 Dude, three out of six, that's like a toad, like, banger percentage there.

01:08:49.540 That's even close.

01:08:50.900 No, no, no.

01:08:51.400 You're one out of, like, 15.

01:08:54.400 If you had to rate it up against...

01:08:55.580 Dude, in this episode, we just went from the great KKK to the bad KKK.

01:09:01.800 Oh, wow.

01:09:02.700 Okay.

01:09:02.900 If you had to rate it against my...

01:09:04.900 It's not a fact as opposed to a joke.

01:09:06.200 You're just, like, literally stating...

01:09:07.620 I'm just...

01:09:08.620 I state facts.

01:09:09.960 If they're funny, they're funny.

01:09:10.600 Rate Cole's Culture Corner against the bit that I just did.

01:09:14.140 Which bit?

01:09:15.340 The autistic people.

01:09:17.940 Which one?

01:09:19.100 Well, clearly the autistic people.

01:09:20.680 Yeah, you go to the autistic people.

01:09:21.340 See, here's the thing.

01:09:23.040 I feel like Cole knows what would be funny on this show, and he just opted not to give

01:09:28.700 us anything.

01:09:29.300 He picked it.

01:09:29.920 And that's what...

01:09:31.380 But what I was doing, what I had to do was I was in the middle of the show, I was going

01:09:34.300 through, and I was like, okay, I remember that one.

01:09:36.880 I just did it.

01:09:37.580 How do you...

01:09:37.900 Yeah, see that?

01:09:38.460 I want to give the audience a glimpse into what we're working with with Cole.

01:09:42.660 When we started this show from the beginning, we knew, like, you know, most every one of

01:09:47.480 us had our own shows or other things going on.

01:09:50.140 And so, I mean, honestly, the cast is changing over time.

01:09:54.020 But when it started, it was like, all right, we all have our own other things going on, so

01:09:57.700 we don't have time to handle all the nuts and bolts of it, like production type stuff,

01:10:02.040 so, or uploading podcasts, whatever.

01:10:04.260 So, Cole, Toad, like, you guys are the only ones who don't have other shows.

01:10:09.020 Like, you guys handle that.

01:10:11.520 You split that up between yourselves.

01:10:12.660 I'm like, okay, Cole has done nothing.

01:10:15.000 Okay, boy.

01:10:17.880 And we constantly shit on Toad for not doing shit.

01:10:20.440 It's so funny.

01:10:21.120 I can fly in the radar.

01:10:22.760 Every Tuesday, I go...

01:10:24.260 Every Tuesday, I go into the Tower Gang group chat, and I drop at least two or three,

01:10:29.440 and they're always good.

01:10:30.980 Always.

01:10:31.300 You drop them throughout the week.

01:10:34.040 I do, I do, but I always make sure I put a couple...

01:10:36.300 Because Tuesday is when I'm, like, ramping up.

01:10:38.320 Because I'm actually, like, I actually care about the show, and I'm actually trying to

01:10:41.540 give us some funny shit.

01:10:42.840 Cole's just like, I'm going to scroll through four seconds before we start, and I'm going

01:10:46.620 to pick shit that I may remember.

01:10:48.220 I don't even remember if it was funny.

01:10:49.280 45 minutes into the show, I'm going to send it to Toad.

01:10:51.560 45 minutes into the show.

01:10:53.860 Easy transition from Cole's Culture Corner to Clint's Culture Corner.

01:10:57.280 Easy.

01:10:57.560 Yeah, there we go.

01:10:58.840 Perfectly.

01:10:59.260 There we go, dude.

01:10:59.980 Clint's Culture Corner is just sour day, though.

01:11:02.620 What did happen, though, before was Little Dicky would message me, and he would say, send

01:11:07.200 me clips.

01:11:08.220 And I'd go, okay.

01:11:09.100 And I would go on, and I'd send it to him.

01:11:10.900 So basically, you're just incapable of being a self-starter, is what I'm saying.

01:11:14.760 Yeah, I just need someone to tell me what to do.

01:11:18.040 We have to be your boss.

01:11:19.820 Listen, at least I take all the clips, and I consolidate them, and I, you know.

01:11:25.020 I just wanted to take this minute to apologize to our audience.

01:11:28.040 Set up the mailbag.

01:11:28.940 You deserve better.

01:11:30.320 And I don't say that often, because you don't deserve much.

01:11:32.820 You really don't deserve hardly anything.

01:11:34.820 But you deserve better than that.

01:11:36.660 Third of this episode was production discussion.

01:11:39.240 Rewal Bilbo just said, Cole sucks.

01:11:41.240 So I'm going to live my life now.

01:11:43.900 That's your guy, too.

01:11:45.380 That's sad.

01:11:46.020 Oh, man.

01:11:46.740 But my wife did say the sex is good in the chat.

01:11:49.600 Oh, dude.

01:11:50.340 Clint's culture corner works better for art, too.

01:11:52.580 Because you can put a backdrop of him as, like, a fucking...

01:11:54.460 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:11:55.440 We're firing Cole right now.

01:11:57.860 What's the picture always gets shared?

01:11:59.780 I almost said Robert Downey Jr.

01:12:01.340 No, dude.

01:12:02.460 I'm a full toad.

01:12:03.780 I started this show, and I'm dead.

01:12:06.500 Dude, I'm...

01:12:07.500 This is my corner, and you will not give it to Clint.

01:12:11.200 Inside you, there are two wolves.

01:12:12.140 I said bangers.

01:12:13.680 Inside you, there are two wolves.

01:12:14.840 One of them is a toad who does all the work, but we make fun of him, and he fucking gets

01:12:18.780 all upset when he doesn't do something.

01:12:20.540 Cole does nothing, and we don't ever say anything because we know it doesn't bother him.

01:12:23.680 So he's bookering.

01:12:24.180 Yeah, I don't do anything.

01:12:26.320 Oh, so...

01:12:27.960 So wait.

01:12:28.760 So wait.

01:12:29.240 Wait, wait, wait.

01:12:30.300 Wait, don't take that to heart.

01:12:31.600 I mean, you literally do all the work.

01:12:33.200 No, wait.

01:12:33.700 Top does probably more work than you.

01:12:34.920 Wait, I...

01:12:35.660 Definitely.

01:12:36.460 I do way more work.

01:12:37.460 It's insane.

01:12:38.080 It's insane that you guys are arguing about how much work you do.

01:12:40.380 It drives me fucking crazy.

01:12:42.180 It actually offends me more than it offends Top, which is remarkable.

01:12:44.840 Because I know for a fact our entire production setup is all Top.

01:12:49.300 It's all him.

01:12:51.120 Well, I have an actual nine to five, but...

01:12:53.840 The little bit of responsibility they have, they just fumble it every time.

01:12:57.460 It's insane.

01:12:58.080 Fuck it off.

01:12:58.780 But you're telling me...

01:13:01.300 We gave him...

01:13:02.060 Here, do this shit.

01:13:03.200 It's easy.

01:13:04.100 It just happens to be the most vital parts of the show.

01:13:06.440 It's like...

01:13:06.840 By the way, I'm not signed in to any of the Tower Gang stuff.

01:13:10.060 But my phone is still the authentication.

01:13:13.100 It still sends the authentication to my phone.

01:13:15.340 Oh, look at Cole.

01:13:16.300 He thinks he's going to get fired.

01:13:19.180 You're telling me, though, that all I have to do is not react, and then you have to stop.

01:13:24.600 That's what we've been saying for fucking ever.

01:13:26.860 Three years now, actually.

01:13:28.200 We stop when the fucking retardation stops.

01:13:30.360 You know, when you stop getting ass-mad about it.

01:13:32.260 We fuck with you just because it's too funny because you get upset about it.

01:13:35.340 Well, I can't stop being retarded.

01:13:37.680 Right.

01:13:38.100 Which is probably the best part of what you bring to the show.

01:13:41.240 Yeah.

01:13:41.680 The fact that you try really gives us great enjoyment.

01:13:45.340 Yeah.

01:13:45.600 No, no, no.

01:13:46.360 I know, like, I understand why Jose is telling you that because he's trying to, you know, make your life better.

01:13:51.100 But for the quality of the show, it's important that you continue to get upset.

01:13:55.480 Please don't understand this social concept.

01:13:56.940 Yeah, I mean, listen, we tried to give Cole his own segment to try to alleviate the pressure on you, Toad.

01:14:04.100 And you see how it ended up?

01:14:05.480 Look at this.

01:14:06.100 Hour 15 in.

01:14:07.120 We've been talking about production.

01:14:08.120 I'm coming back next week.

01:14:08.820 Bigger, better, badder.

01:14:10.060 He might not be coming back at all.

01:14:11.440 I don't know.

01:14:11.860 I'm going to work out way harder.

01:14:13.520 I'm telling you.

01:14:14.980 All right.

01:14:15.360 No, this isn't something.

01:14:16.360 He's going to come back.

01:14:17.140 He's going to be on gear.

01:14:17.920 He's going to have put on 10 pounds of muscle.

01:14:19.260 But the corner is going to be awful again.

01:14:21.360 I promise you that.

01:14:22.060 Yo, Cole's slinging crack on the corner.

01:14:27.820 Oh, my God.

01:14:29.080 I'm telling you.

01:14:29.920 I'm coming back better next week.

01:14:31.400 Are we playing yet?

01:14:31.860 I'm going to roll out of here.

01:14:32.880 You guys want to do plugs?

01:14:33.780 I mean, if you guys want to keep rolling after that, it's cool.

01:14:36.520 Jesus Christ.

01:14:38.220 Jose's just going to quit.

01:14:39.660 Yeah.

01:14:40.180 Dude, I'm upset.

01:14:42.260 We've got a couple things.

01:14:43.320 So we've got the – if you want to play the Adam 22 response.

01:14:46.960 But we should do plugs.

01:14:48.300 We have to play something because we can't end on that.

01:14:51.920 I think we should just go ahead and do it.

01:14:53.720 I'll bounce.

01:14:54.120 You guys, whoever.

01:14:55.260 I'm going back on TimCast two weeks from today, August 2nd.

01:15:00.740 I don't know how the fuck that happened.

01:15:02.860 But, yeah, I'm going back on there.

01:15:04.280 So it should be a fun time.

01:15:05.360 You said Cassandra's the tits, and that's what he got you on.

01:15:07.520 I love it.

01:15:08.120 I'm starting to think that.

01:15:09.540 Have you guys never heard that expression?

01:15:10.760 I think Jose has a drug habit.

01:15:13.080 I think he's got a real bad drug habit.

01:15:14.700 Like every day at like 1030, every Wednesday, he's like, I got to go, guys.

01:15:17.660 And he starts getting real itchy and shit until he finally does leave.

01:15:20.780 It's weird.

01:15:22.020 Now, next week I'll be – that won't be the case.

01:15:24.440 I had to get up early, extra early for work lately.

01:15:26.520 So I'm going to be in like five hours sleep.

01:15:28.080 So I'm not toad.

01:15:29.900 I got to sleep.

01:15:30.460 But anyways, yeah, I have the No Way Jose Show.

01:15:31.900 Go check that out.

01:15:32.940 Follow me on Twitter, at Tower Gang Jose.

01:15:35.440 And, yeah, that's it, guys.

01:15:37.640 Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown.

01:15:39.260 Make sure you go subscribe on YouTube, Rumble everywhere.

01:15:42.380 Follow me on Twitter, at LibertyLockPod.

01:15:44.120 I am approaching 100K.

01:15:45.220 I would really like to get there by my birthday, which is August 4th.

01:15:47.280 Please make it happen.

01:15:48.440 And then last but not least, contrary to popular belief, given that I'm on this fucking silly slapdick show,

01:15:54.080 I had on presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy two days ago, and it's doing really well.

01:16:00.100 So I hope you guys will check that out.

01:16:01.940 I actually – I ascribe to what Royce said, though.

01:16:05.600 That's funny.

01:16:07.540 I don't know.

01:16:08.460 I don't think he's serious.

01:16:10.260 He's very serious.

01:16:11.620 You may not believe him, but he's running for real.

01:16:15.120 I'm more serious.

01:16:15.940 He said he's on a book tour.

01:16:17.060 Anyway, you can find me at toplobster.com.

01:16:19.320 Go to MerchEngine.com.

01:16:22.280 That's really all I got going on.

01:16:23.640 Go buy some stuff.

01:16:24.680 Check out the merch that we got there.

01:16:25.920 Thank you.

01:16:26.640 Toad?

01:16:28.120 Tower Gang Toad on Twitter.

01:16:29.700 Follow the Tower Gang pod everywhere, by which I mean Rumble, YouTube, Odyssey.

01:16:34.800 We are at Locals.

01:16:36.120 If you want to support us, please do.

01:16:39.080 What is it?

01:16:39.560 TowerGang.Locals.com?

01:16:40.960 I think that's what it is.

01:16:42.200 You'll find it.

01:16:43.800 Shout out to Little Dicky.

01:16:44.800 You know, I've always thought that you were a piece of shit, but you're pretty good.

01:16:48.960 You're pretty good at your job.

01:16:50.340 Yeah.

01:16:50.760 This has been a disaster.

01:16:52.160 I'm really holding up all the weight.

01:16:54.280 Hey, we're taking interns.

01:16:55.800 Anyone wants them?

01:16:57.000 Oh, by the way, Reed will be on the following week on TimCast, for those who don't know.

01:17:01.380 I thought you were going to say he's going to be on Tower Gang.

01:17:04.020 By the way, it's not the fault of the showrunner that the Culture Corner Clip sucked.

01:17:11.060 I'll just throw that out there.

01:17:12.360 Of course.

01:17:12.600 Oh, my God.

01:17:13.200 We said that already.

01:17:14.060 You're so defensive.

01:17:16.560 Makes me want to blame you.

01:17:18.780 I know.

01:17:19.440 That's exactly my point.

01:17:20.580 Makes me just want to fuck with you more.

01:17:22.180 I feel like if Toad had done a better job, Cole's Corner would have been awesome.

01:17:27.060 Honestly, if it was full screen, I really think it could have been a banger.

01:17:31.580 Would have changed the entire topic.

01:17:32.280 I think it was missing out.

01:17:33.720 If those garbage clips were full screen, it would have been way better.

01:17:36.980 It's just incredible that you just sent him mid-show.

01:17:41.900 You're so lazy, can't you?

01:17:43.600 You're so lazy, can't you?

01:17:43.640 You're so lazy, can't you?

01:17:43.660 Yeah, it's such obvious garbage that it's...

01:17:45.860 No, I mean honestly...

01:17:46.820 He sends the clips mid-show!

01:17:49.200 That's so fucking lazy!

01:17:50.380 I will say this, I will say this.

01:17:51.880 I told Toad, I said, Toad, go on there, pick anything you want, and just download it and

01:17:56.780 send it and use it.

01:17:57.040 It's your corner, you fucking asshole!

01:18:00.680 You're the one who's supposed to be cultivating this.

01:18:04.940 Yeah, the cultivation is the entire catalog that I sent.

01:18:10.140 I cultivated it by sending it to you.

01:18:12.500 The whole premise behind this is we don't look at that, so we were giving you an opportunity

01:18:17.260 to shine, and you fumbled the back.

01:18:19.100 Okay, okay, okay, I get it.

01:18:21.560 I got you next week.

01:18:22.860 This is making me realize that Instagram sucks.

01:18:26.380 Alright, Adam...

01:18:26.940 It's funny to see Cole react like this, because I'm sure that his parents have had this conversation

01:18:31.220 with him, and he's done the same thing, he's like, alright dad, okay, alright.

01:18:34.700 You meet my wife, next time.

01:18:36.140 You meet my wife every day when she's like, can you please wash the goddamn dishes?

01:18:41.000 I'm just asking for a little bit, I just need you to try, please just try.

01:18:45.080 He's like, okay.

01:18:48.500 And every time, no, Elizabeth is going to be like, yes, 100%.

01:18:52.560 I feel like when the rest of us went on Timcast, the two of you that didn't were just like,

01:18:57.840 fuck it, I'm not doing shit for the show.

01:19:00.000 He just signed off.

01:19:01.680 Why am I not on Timcast?

01:19:03.040 I don't get it.

01:19:03.880 No, no, no, no, here's the thing, I said it today, and I said this, and it's 100% true.

01:19:09.600 It's 100% true.

01:19:10.960 Me and Toad have the least to gain and the most to lose by being on Timcast, and it's not

01:19:14.380 even close.

01:19:15.480 The risk reward on it is not even, like, it's not even worth it.

01:19:18.900 It's about the same as the Vax.

01:19:19.900 No, no, no.

01:19:20.360 This is a...

01:19:20.920 Wait, wait, this is a good point here.

01:19:22.000 I actually disagree.

01:19:22.680 I think the gain is pretty high.

01:19:24.760 It's just high risk.

01:19:25.220 What's the gain?

01:19:25.920 What's the gain for me and you?

01:19:27.160 If you say you're president of the campaign, I am going to kill you.

01:19:31.120 No, no, no.

01:19:33.340 Just more, more...

01:19:34.660 Being able to live off of saying nigger?

01:19:36.560 No, more recognition and, you know, just the hilarity of the content.

01:19:44.240 No, Lizzy.

01:19:45.500 Hey, dude.

01:19:46.700 I haven't been able to get Lizzy.

01:19:47.640 That's the whole goal of this show is to monetize the N-word.

01:19:51.740 Yeah, exactly.

01:19:52.840 Yeah, that's what Andrew was trying to do.

01:19:54.500 But this is actually...

01:19:55.660 It brings me...

01:19:56.120 I put up a tweet, and it was just one of us holding a flag, the Tower Power Hour flag,

01:20:01.820 with their butt cheeks out.

01:20:03.380 And I just said, it's almost Wednesday or something like that.

01:20:06.240 I wonder whose ass that was.

01:20:07.440 I feel like we should delete this episode.

01:20:08.300 Nobody got it right.

01:20:09.480 I feel like we should delete this episode.

01:20:11.400 I'm serious.

01:20:12.180 This is the worst.

01:20:13.100 This is so bad.

01:20:13.900 I'm so disappointed in us right now.

01:20:15.740 Dude, we have better cons.

01:20:17.820 Like, let's...

01:20:18.380 Dude, we have the Adam 22 video.

01:20:20.020 We got...

01:20:20.300 Play it, producer!

01:20:21.740 More love on the spectrum.

01:20:22.820 We're winding.

01:20:23.200 I actually...

01:20:23.680 I really like...

01:20:24.120 Because Elizabeth actually got really upset.

01:20:25.780 She was like...

01:20:26.340 She was like...

01:20:27.260 Well, I guess I'll say it.

01:20:28.780 It's...

01:20:29.060 Well, I don't want to say it.

01:20:30.660 So let him say it.

01:20:32.160 No, that's fine.

01:20:32.780 Because I don't want people to know who it is.

01:20:34.240 I guess they...

01:20:34.860 I thought they...

01:20:36.980 You could say it.

01:20:37.500 I was like, oh, yeah, I am gone.

01:20:39.340 This is the thing you want to talk about, too.

01:20:41.540 I know.

01:20:41.880 We want to talk about this.

01:20:43.480 It's only 54 seconds.

01:20:44.500 He could have waited 54 seconds.

01:20:46.160 Full screen.

01:20:46.840 Press play.

01:20:47.980 Full screen.

01:20:48.920 Yeah, but we need to...

01:20:49.660 Wait, is it this...

01:20:50.760 I thought it was a black guy talking.

01:20:52.580 God, I hate Instagram.

01:20:54.620 This is Twitter.

01:20:56.060 But it's not full screen.

01:20:57.920 It is full screen.

01:20:58.540 It is full screen, yeah.

01:20:59.460 We're doing this today.

01:21:00.260 Hey, Jason Love.

01:21:01.880 I trusted you to pork my wife.

01:21:04.560 And it seems like that clout is getting to your head.

01:21:07.020 You're talking real, real spicy.

01:21:08.760 And I ain't really feeling it.

01:21:09.820 Number one, the angle of the dangle is more important than the cubic of the pubic.

01:21:15.780 That's number one.

01:21:16.640 Number two, my D-game, when I'm serving it, man, it's just like your mom's home cooking.

01:21:22.340 Because there's a special ingredient.

01:21:23.840 It's called love.

01:21:25.300 You ever heard of it?

01:21:26.540 Number three, don't make me expose you.

01:21:30.240 And you know what I'm talking about.

01:21:32.120 It could get real, real messy out here.

01:21:33.920 Number four, you don't want problems moving around in these L.A. streets.

01:21:38.800 Because I can make that happen.

01:21:40.500 I'm very, very well connected.

01:21:42.500 And number five, you're officially blacklisted from smashing my wife again.

01:21:48.900 Dude, I love the thought that you're officially black.

01:21:52.980 You're officially black.

01:21:55.540 I can't take him serious.

01:21:56.920 Is he being serious?

01:21:57.580 That was the most fraudulent shit I've ever seen, dude.

01:21:59.220 If that's real, that kid's going to get fucking destroyed.

01:22:03.160 Like, he's got no connections.

01:22:06.320 He's got no, he could get real messy out on these streets.

01:22:09.640 It's like, oh man, man.

01:22:12.300 That's almost more embarrassing than your wife getting plowed by the dude.

01:22:15.720 Yeah, no, it's like, how is that even possible?

01:22:17.560 Actually, no, what I'll say is, his entire, the entire aftermath of this is more embarrassing

01:22:22.660 than just, like, if he was just like, this guy fucked his wife, whatever, I feel like

01:22:28.280 that's super embarrassing.

01:22:29.620 But, and he just like, just let it go.

01:22:31.480 She's like, okay, that's it.

01:22:33.160 I don't think anybody would be, you know, really giving him as much shit as he's getting

01:22:37.020 now.

01:22:37.640 Right.

01:22:37.940 Except the fact that he's doing this because they probably made, what, 500 grand off of

01:22:44.260 this?

01:22:44.840 More?

01:22:45.660 Probably.

01:22:46.640 Maybe more, yeah.

01:22:47.520 You know what I feel like?

01:22:48.540 I feel like I know now what the Legion of Skanks feels like.

01:22:51.280 Because every couple of weeks they have like an off episode and we haven't really had one

01:22:56.200 of those, but now we're having that.

01:22:57.540 What the fuck are you talking about?

01:22:58.720 Yeah.

01:22:59.060 I just, you feel it, right, Clint?

01:23:00.840 Oh, yeah.

01:23:01.620 I feel like we should delete this and then maybe we should kill ourselves.

01:23:04.980 I thought it was good up through the Andrews show.

01:23:07.920 That's what I feel like.

01:23:08.920 I do.

01:23:09.380 Yeah.

01:23:10.260 I love the top.

01:23:10.980 Like, any, any, the first thing that actually does happen, just like, we should just kill

01:23:14.320 ourselves, just to go the toad route, immediately just to be like, something's bad, just end

01:23:18.160 it all.

01:23:18.660 And this was, oh, that was really funny, yeah.

01:23:20.940 This was, yeah, lean of the plug advertising that.

01:23:24.040 But, no, but after she says, if you don't respect my husband or something like, click

01:23:28.780 on that right there, yeah.

01:23:29.580 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:23:29.860 You have to respect my man if you're going to fuck me.

01:23:31.280 And then her pinned tweet is so getting fucked.

01:23:35.560 I mean, it's funny.

01:23:37.600 It's just, it's so good.

01:23:39.480 You know what makes me mad?

01:23:40.900 When he was like, I'm well connected.

01:23:42.840 I'll get you blacklisted.

01:23:43.940 And I'm like, yeah, he's well, he's Jewish.

01:23:45.520 Of course, he's well connected in the porn scene.

01:23:47.380 It's all Jews.

01:23:48.180 And he probably could get him blacklisted.

01:23:50.440 That part was real.

01:23:51.340 How do you know that?

01:23:52.160 Is he Jewish?

01:23:53.060 Yeah.

01:23:53.880 I have a picture of him with a yarmulke.

01:23:55.400 Can you tell by 22?

01:23:56.260 Is that a Jewish last name?

01:23:57.820 No, a picture of him wearing a yarmulke.

01:24:00.140 Oh, okay, okay.

01:24:01.280 Dude, this Adam 22, dude, I think it's a publicity stunt, though.

01:24:05.360 It is.

01:24:06.580 Clearly.

01:24:07.320 Yeah, he did it, you know.

01:24:08.920 He did fuck her.

01:24:10.540 Well, he did it a couple, a couple weeks ago.

01:24:12.240 He did it, and it was like, this is the first time a guy has plowed my wife.

01:24:15.820 And like, you know, I don't know.

01:24:17.040 Yo, like, respect for the hustle, but at the same time, like, this is the saddest way to get money.

01:24:24.440 The saddest.

01:24:25.660 By the way, all of us, if we were in his shoes, let's say we already did get-

01:24:29.540 Yeah, being a professional cock, yeah, it's pretty bad.

01:24:31.480 No, no, no, no, by the way, if all of us were in his shoes, let's say we already did the wife got fucked or whatever, we're still, like, taking the same route, right?

01:24:43.780 What, are you killing ourselves?

01:24:44.940 No, no, for the clout, to do what all he's doing right now.

01:24:47.840 Because he's, I mean, he's just-

01:24:50.000 I mean, if, I mean, how can I put myself in his shoes?

01:24:51.520 Even if it was the show, if the show, if Tower King, the show, had something to the level of this where it seemed, like, really embarrassing for us, but then we just kept coming back.

01:25:01.380 Oh, we'd play into it, yeah, for sure.

01:25:03.200 Play it up, and we saw all of our views rise.

01:25:06.220 I mean, so, can we really blame him for doing what he's doing?

01:25:08.900 Well, yeah, because I wouldn't let my wife get fucked.

01:25:10.920 He instigated it.

01:25:12.500 Like, Jump Street, that's the problem.

01:25:13.920 If we started, if we did something embarrassing, and then we turned it around, that's one thing, but if you consented to do something embarrassing in order to then do what he's doing now, it's just so, I can't laugh at it, because it makes me feel dead inside.

01:25:28.860 It's contrived.

01:25:29.120 It's contrived.

01:25:29.900 It's evil.

01:25:30.920 You're selling your daughter, you're selling your wife's pussy.

01:25:33.980 Did you see that whole thing with his daughter, too?

01:25:36.300 Like, his wife was breastfeeding his daughter, and they're all dressed up as, like, Sesame Street people.

01:25:40.540 I'm like, this is, I know this is a funny show, but that freak, I don't like this.

01:25:45.380 I just don't like any of it.

01:25:46.640 I didn't even like to even joke about.

01:25:48.060 The kid's, like, sucking Elmo's titties, basically, and Adam was dressed as Bert.

01:25:52.480 Yeah, you didn't see that?

01:25:53.300 Oh, is that the same one where he grabs his daughter's ass?

01:25:56.860 I don't know.

01:25:57.480 I don't watch the videos.

01:25:58.400 Oh, have you not seen that?

01:25:59.240 Yeah, there was a video, and this was, like, a whole separate thing, where, like, he straight up fondled his daughter's ass.

01:26:05.540 Like, while she was standing in front.

01:26:06.760 It was, it's very weird.

01:26:08.300 This guy, I mean, I think we talked about it, how there is a slippery slope, and you have to keep going down this slippery slope of, like, uh...

01:26:16.900 I feel like he's not...

01:26:17.760 Keep getting more and more depraved as you go along.

01:26:20.340 Yeah, I feel like he's not going to be alive much longer.

01:26:23.080 That's not a threat.

01:26:23.800 I just feel like...

01:26:24.740 He's just like, I'm going to murder him.

01:26:26.640 Nah, I just, it just feels like, it just feels like this ends, this ends in a really ugly way.

01:26:31.700 Like, I just don't, like, how do you keep one-upping yourself, you know?

01:26:34.620 Like, it's going to, it's going to be, like, a behind-the-music kind of thing, and she's going to be telling the story, he's going to be dead.

01:26:40.340 He's going to fuck a gay dude, right?

01:26:41.720 He's definitely going to fuck, I mean, within the next two years, he fucks a gay guy.

01:26:44.920 I wouldn't be surprised if the black dude rails him at some point.

01:26:47.220 Dude, I think Adam already has, because isn't that, like, kind of part of the, like, entry process into the porn industry as a man?

01:26:53.880 Don't you have to, like, get fucked by dudes first?

01:26:56.660 Adam's going to end up at CPAT.

01:26:57.860 Well, then why did I do that?

01:26:59.140 In the gay orgies.

01:27:00.400 That's a fair question.

01:27:02.040 I mean, the reason he's in the porn scene is because of his wife.

01:27:05.080 Like, that's how they do it.

01:27:06.480 It was him and her, and then they had OnlyFans, and then they started bringing in chicks that have threesomes once a week, and then they started a podcast.

01:27:12.840 Like, honestly, that aspect of it, pretty creative.

01:27:15.980 Yeah.

01:27:16.460 But then it got real, real ugly real fast.

01:27:19.740 I don't know.

01:27:20.660 It just, like, it bums me out.

01:27:22.240 It makes it really hard for me to, like, joke about.

01:27:24.180 He had the best job in the world.

01:27:26.560 Yeah, he did.

01:27:27.020 Fuck your wife.

01:27:27.680 You fuck some other, like, a porn star, someone who could really fuck.

01:27:30.620 Yeah, you get to fuck other chicks.

01:27:31.780 Yeah.

01:27:32.540 Then you do a podcast.

01:27:34.500 But they got greedy.

01:27:35.460 You do the podcast first.

01:27:36.680 Yeah, your wife fucks those chicks.

01:27:38.720 I'm jerking off in the corner.

01:27:40.180 What's wrong with any of that?

01:27:43.860 I should have done a podcast before our threesome toad.

01:27:47.680 Dude, no, no, no.

01:27:48.880 Hey, hey.

01:27:49.280 We got to reenact that on Love on the Spectrum when Toad's got his own show.

01:27:54.240 Oh, my gosh.

01:27:55.440 That guy's fucking awesome.

01:27:56.700 Dude.

01:27:58.420 Love on the Spectrum.

01:27:59.460 Well, I'm not exactly a virgin.

01:28:03.180 I've been in the room.

01:28:04.820 It counts.

01:28:05.160 Do they castrate those people?

01:28:06.540 Like, chemically castrate them?

01:28:07.700 Because it would be irresponsible to let them reproduce.

01:28:10.140 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:28:10.460 I mean, depending on the level, right?

01:28:12.760 They've already been lobotomized.

01:28:14.020 You can fuck a retard.

01:28:14.880 You can fuck a retard all you want.

01:28:16.400 Depends what country I read.

01:28:18.620 You can fuck a retard all you want.

01:28:19.660 Oh, my God.

01:28:20.020 Oh, you said it.

01:28:20.840 Yes, you can fuck a retard.

01:28:22.300 It's not immoral or illegal.

01:28:23.900 All you want.

01:28:24.260 It's not illegal.

01:28:25.300 Well, yeah, listen.

01:28:26.660 Clint, do it every night.

01:28:27.380 They can't stop you, and they really can't say no.

01:28:29.780 But what if I want to?

01:28:30.740 A lot.

01:28:31.620 Clint, it's impossible to rape a retard because they have the can't chromosome.

01:28:37.120 He keeps trying with the can't thing.

01:28:39.540 I got it the first time, and that's it.

01:28:42.160 It's a pain, damn it.

01:28:43.180 I have the can chromosome when it comes to the retard.

01:28:46.840 That wasn't the question, though, Cole.

01:28:48.200 You misunderstood.

01:28:48.640 You can't stop me, chromosome.

01:28:50.440 The question was, should we let them get pregnant?

01:28:55.380 Should we be clipping the boys and tying the girls' tubes?

01:28:59.260 Yeah.

01:28:59.980 I would assume so.

01:29:01.460 They have regular ovaries.

01:29:02.440 It's just their brain.

01:29:03.720 Their brain's fucked up.

01:29:05.340 It'd be really funny if the brain's like, I don't know what to do with the sperm.

01:29:08.380 Hey, if the brain can do that with your legs, it can do it with your feet.

01:29:13.560 Oh, Elizabeth got me.

01:29:14.460 She said I fuck a retard all the time.

01:29:16.420 I'm telling you, it's been great.

01:29:18.060 It doesn't make you any better.

01:29:19.160 Dude, when your wife has the best joke in an hour and a half, we failed.

01:29:23.360 Bro.

01:29:23.900 Dude, we have on.

01:29:24.780 She deserves it.

01:29:26.020 I'm telling you, if she didn't get hurt on Monday, we weren't planning on fucking every day this week

01:29:30.600 as a married couple of, what is it, four years?

01:29:33.540 Why would you fuck every day this week?

01:29:38.380 Why was it the plan?

01:29:39.840 We were just banging it out, and then she was like, you want to fuck every day this week?

01:29:44.040 And I was like, fuck, yeah.

01:29:45.720 Dude, it's like meal prepping for the whole week, but it's sad.

01:29:49.600 Are you guys trying to have a second kid?

01:29:51.960 No.

01:29:53.000 Just fucking every day.

01:29:53.880 So you're saying every day of the week, but the same pussy, though?

01:29:58.220 Yeah.

01:29:58.900 Well.

01:30:00.220 Maybe a little pussy.

01:30:01.600 I think Elizabeth is doing this because she wanted Cole's Clip Culture Corner to fail.

01:30:06.680 I think so.

01:30:07.740 She sabotaged me.

01:30:08.640 My wife sabotages me this way.

01:30:10.400 Well, back in our early relationship, she would.

01:30:12.800 She knew I had shit to do, and then she would sabotage me sexually or other ways.

01:30:17.360 It's happening to you right now.

01:30:18.460 That's all right.

01:30:18.940 She says, wow, then I got hurt.

01:30:21.020 You did get hurt, and that's why we're not having sex.

01:30:23.580 How did you hurt her?

01:30:24.680 Did you punch her?

01:30:25.340 No, no.

01:30:25.480 She got hurt doing squats.

01:30:28.060 On Monday, we were working out.

01:30:29.200 She's a liar.

01:30:30.060 She didn't get hurt.

01:30:30.860 She's okay.

01:30:31.240 Dude, she hasn't been able to almost walk for the past two days.

01:30:36.000 She only got to lay there.

01:30:38.580 That's true.

01:30:39.220 You're telling me that you sew it up.

01:30:40.700 Do you believe her?

01:30:41.360 You're doing everything for her?

01:30:42.440 She can't walk?

01:30:43.080 You're taking care of the baby and all this?

01:30:44.260 I am taking care of the baby.

01:30:45.480 I'm taking care of her.

01:30:46.180 I'm getting her water.

01:30:46.980 I'm helping.

01:30:47.380 I'm literally...

01:30:48.240 She would say, be my hips, and I would have to pick up her hips and move them so that

01:30:53.840 she can move around in the bed and shit like that.

01:30:56.440 I just don't believe her.

01:30:57.280 I think she's fucking with you.

01:31:00.320 I mean, I guess to get around...

01:31:02.840 Am I that bad at sex that she's like, I have to...

01:31:05.300 No, she probably...

01:31:06.200 Now I got to get out of this.

01:31:07.280 She probably talked too much shit.

01:31:08.820 She was like, yeah, I'm going to fuck every day this week.

01:31:10.440 And then she realized after day two or something, she was like, I can't fuck every day this week.

01:31:14.040 She's like, oh, my hips don't work now.

01:31:16.020 Well, yeah, and it's just the same thing every day, same partner.

01:31:21.180 Cole's in a same-sex marriage, which is what I said in the chat.

01:31:25.060 So if you have every day that week...

01:31:27.360 And Clint, you won't get this because this is like after a bunch of years.

01:31:31.000 Dude, I've been in multiple five-year relationships, but go ahead.

01:31:34.040 Yeah, but I mean married, though.

01:31:35.620 Like adult stuff.

01:31:36.740 The adults are talking.

01:31:37.740 The adults with kids are talking, Clint.

01:31:41.780 So then you do, like, what do you do?

01:31:44.040 You just do, like, different positions or, like...

01:31:46.560 Because what Faceless said is, like, oh, the same pussy from last night really speaks to me.

01:31:52.420 Faceless, shout out.

01:31:53.240 What up, bro?

01:31:54.160 Faceless, hell yeah.

01:31:55.000 I'm telling you, ever since that baby popped out and I waited two months...

01:31:59.720 He'll never come back on if he sees this episode.

01:32:02.200 Ever since the baby popped out and two months after that, and then after the first time we had sex,

01:32:07.740 after all of that, it's been the best sex we've ever had in our whole relationship.

01:32:11.780 Going back to 2015.

01:32:14.500 Describe it graphically.

01:32:19.480 And she can't get mad I'm saying this because she was saying this to other people, too.

01:32:22.900 She was saying this to...

01:32:23.800 No, I believe you, but, like, I want to know why it's better.

01:32:26.620 She agrees.

01:32:29.460 Hey, she was...

01:32:30.320 Apparently.

01:32:30.800 It's just been...

01:32:31.980 I mean, we've just been able to, you know, open up different stuff, you know?

01:32:37.160 Oh, you launching it down the pooper?

01:32:39.020 Dude, it's...

01:32:40.560 Yeah, open up different stuff, you know, the different holes.

01:32:43.640 Cole, it's because...

01:32:44.380 You know what it is?

01:32:44.980 I know what it is.

01:32:46.160 It's because Cole's jacked now.

01:32:46.620 It's because he's fucking jacked.

01:32:47.480 Yeah, that's why.

01:32:48.220 Here's what it is for me.

01:32:48.880 She didn't want to fuck you before.

01:32:49.620 I have told her that.

01:32:50.380 I'll be like, you didn't like the way I looked before.

01:32:52.200 You just didn't...

01:32:53.280 I'm going to do a deep dive on Elizabeth's psychology, right?

01:32:56.680 Even though they're, like, little rebels and stuff, there's still something inside of

01:32:59.900 them from their past Christianity, and now that she's had a kid with him, she's like,

01:33:04.560 I've tied him.

01:33:05.260 Like, the marriage stuff was one thing, but she's like, I've tied him down.

01:33:08.640 Now I can really let loose without any shame or something like that.

01:33:12.700 I think that's what's going on here.

01:33:13.600 Yeah, that sounds about right.

01:33:14.360 That's a good idea.

01:33:15.460 Yeah.

01:33:16.500 I think there's something adorable about how few partners you guys have had, and, like,

01:33:20.700 I understand now, in hindsight, like, why there's a benefit to having...

01:33:25.460 One?

01:33:25.480 Oh, it's a...

01:33:26.300 Yeah, I was going to say two and a half.

01:33:28.220 It's two and a half.

01:33:30.180 No, but my point is, like, I can understand why there's value in it, because if you've

01:33:34.140 had a lot of girls, and then you have one girl for years and years and years, you're

01:33:38.980 like, but I could have a lot of girls, though.

01:33:41.620 But if you've never had that, then you're just like, this is my favorite thing in the

01:33:45.500 world, and it makes you cherish it more.

01:33:48.140 Smart.

01:33:48.860 Yeah, but aren't those girls just annoying?

01:33:50.700 Like, you're getting new pussy every couple of months or something, but, like, you have

01:33:54.740 to...

01:33:55.000 Oh, is your wife not annoying?

01:33:56.520 Not, no.

01:33:57.040 My wife's pretty cool.

01:33:57.880 That's why I married her.

01:33:58.980 But, like, most bitches are annoying.

01:34:01.140 People that I talk to in the street...

01:34:02.500 You have to put in a lot of work with a new bitch every time.

01:34:06.120 Yeah.

01:34:06.620 Not if you're smooth.

01:34:07.680 Dude, Top...

01:34:08.540 That's it?

01:34:09.240 No, it's not about that.

01:34:10.360 It's, like, because...

01:34:10.760 Not if you pay for it.

01:34:11.380 You're not.

01:34:12.560 Most for that.

01:34:14.000 Top, in his marriage, he is being the change that he wants to see in the world.

01:34:18.300 He is owning a Jew.

01:34:21.220 I don't understand why you had to say that there.

01:34:23.900 It's just, Toad, this episode is already bad.

01:34:27.420 Well, by the way, I forgot one of the things we have.

01:34:30.700 I think for, like, the last 20 minutes of this episode, we should just let Toad rip.

01:34:34.920 Hey, Top Top, I do want to ask you this.

01:34:37.260 So, are you saying that if I put more babies in her, does it continually...

01:34:41.300 Is it, like...

01:34:41.880 Diminishing returns.

01:34:43.140 Oh, okay.

01:34:43.520 Okay, so...

01:34:44.520 I'd like to find out, though.

01:34:45.920 I'd like to see...

01:34:46.520 I'd like to have you have an entire football team worth a little Kohl's and see if it just

01:34:50.280 keeps getting better.

01:34:50.580 It just keeps getting wilder.

01:34:51.680 I'm like, yeah, I was...

01:34:53.400 We bought a...

01:34:53.800 I bought a slip and slide for the bedroom.

01:34:55.480 It's fucking crazy up in this motherfucker.

01:34:57.280 It's like, I come on, I have, like, nipple clamps, I'm doing, like, full BDSM.

01:35:01.660 It's like, yeah, we're on our 12th kid.

01:35:03.540 If you come in here with a gimp mask on, you can redeem yourself totally.

01:35:06.480 I am concerned about you, Kohl, though, because if you do have another kid, look at where Kohl's

01:35:10.220 at.

01:35:10.500 He's, like, super jacked, and she's, like, on the...

01:35:13.840 This is, like, the highest that you guys are going to get.

01:35:16.340 Right.

01:35:16.560 There's no way you're going to get higher, unless you get into real weird stuff.

01:35:20.100 Dude.

01:35:20.340 And then you're going to get in trouble.

01:35:21.880 Kohl might, like, if he, like, gets even more jacked, then will he get, like, even less

01:35:27.100 funny?

01:35:27.660 Is that how it's going to work?

01:35:29.480 I think...

01:35:30.040 After tonight's episode, pretty sure he can't get any worse.

01:35:32.720 Fucking hell.

01:35:33.500 Yeah.

01:35:34.080 Well, Clint, you know, we're nearing the end of the episode here.

01:35:37.740 But I can overhead press 200 pounds, bitch.

01:35:40.120 Exactly.

01:35:40.960 See?

01:35:41.340 I don't know how funny this is, but I totally forgot.

01:35:44.000 We do have one other thing.

01:35:45.260 Please, play it.

01:35:46.360 Whatever the fuck it is.

01:35:47.600 Andrew's sisters have a band.

01:35:50.900 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:35:52.000 You said you did this.

01:35:52.780 Called Heritage Connection.

01:35:55.020 We can end on this.

01:35:55.620 Yeah, we can end on this one.

01:35:56.460 No, we're going to get monetization struck again, but go ahead.

01:35:59.240 We're going to get destroyed.

01:36:00.400 It'd be really funny if a racist band was like, hey, give us our money.

01:36:04.860 Well, so I'll keep it short, and I'll keep it to just this one big hit that they have

01:36:11.000 here.

01:36:11.520 They are a folk duo, and they have a hit called Aryan Warrior, and I've not heard the song,

01:36:17.980 so I have no idea how that happens.

01:36:18.740 Zoom in on those girls.

01:36:20.460 Let's see them.

01:36:21.580 They look exactly how I would expect.

01:36:23.780 Scroll up.

01:36:24.360 Well, if you want me to, I can show you their, they do have a website as well, if you want

01:36:29.560 to see that quickly.

01:36:30.660 No, I want to listen to Aryan Warrior.

01:36:32.820 All right, we'll listen to Aryan Warrior.

01:36:34.400 Let's do it.

01:36:38.920 You need to skip the intro bullshit.

01:36:41.440 Yeah, fast forward.

01:36:42.880 Fast forward to when they start talking about Aryan Warriors.

01:36:44.800 You see where all, like, the stuff gets really high?

01:36:47.000 Go to there.

01:36:47.420 Oh, damn it, he slaps.

01:37:10.300 Aryan Warrior, like an eagle taking fight, we shall reign in victory at the final fight.

01:37:16.800 I'm sure they came to my church one time.

01:37:17.980 And actually, it, it, driving back the evil horde, fighting Zog and his minions, never asking for a reward.

01:37:32.180 Did he say fighting Zog and his minions?

01:37:34.380 Yeah.

01:37:34.680 Yeah.

01:37:35.180 I believe so.

01:37:37.680 After they said, uh, defeating the evil four, I believe.

01:37:48.160 Yeah, can we get a ukulele cover on this one?

01:37:50.960 And they said, they say that white people don't have culture.

01:37:53.120 Get the fuck out of here.

01:37:57.360 Dude, Heritage Connection, they're, they're moving culture constantly.

01:38:03.760 I'm going to have them play at my daughter's wedding.

01:38:05.520 It, it, it, it's just Tom standing there, he's just like, as an Aryan warrior, he's just,

01:38:12.800 my entire Puerto Rican family, like, what the fuck is going on right now?

01:38:18.040 This is definitely key theater type of shit right here.

01:38:20.600 When I walk down the aisle for my wedding, this is going to play.

01:38:24.320 This is going to get married.

01:38:26.700 Wait, wait, Clint, why are you walking down the aisle?

01:38:28.320 Are you going, you're married to a gay man?

01:38:32.640 Clint has no idea how weddings work.

01:38:34.240 Who do you think I'm getting married to?

01:38:36.160 The Aryan warrior.

01:38:37.020 He's an Aryan warrior, like an eagle taking flight.

01:38:41.320 We shall reign in victory at the final fight.

01:38:45.760 Damn.

01:38:47.600 Not going to lie.

01:38:48.200 So, everybody in the chat, everybody in the chat said it sucks.

01:38:51.140 That was way better than I expected.

01:38:52.780 Everyone in the chat says it sucks, they're fucking wrong.

01:38:55.220 A bunch of idiots.

01:38:55.820 Yeah, no.

01:38:57.940 Sorry.

01:38:58.580 Yeah, they do not suck.

01:38:59.860 That was an accident.

01:39:01.720 If they just got a little bit better of mic quality, I think that would have been a lot better.

01:39:07.420 That song's a fucking banger.

01:39:09.180 Dude, go check out Heritage Connection, man.

01:39:11.700 They got that.

01:39:11.960 Oh, they have CDs?

01:39:13.000 How new is that CD?

01:39:15.640 I don't know.

01:39:17.920 No, so this is the website.

01:39:19.220 You can only buy through money order.

01:39:21.320 You can't.

01:39:21.840 They're not allowed to take payment.

01:39:23.300 You can still get that song, Aryan Warrior, which is on the album Aryan Awakening.

01:39:29.780 Don't sue us.

01:39:30.700 We just plugged your shit.

01:39:32.200 Don't do that.

01:39:33.180 That's right.

01:39:33.500 This is a free advertisement.

01:39:34.720 Calm down.

01:39:35.500 Exactly.

01:39:35.860 Love your heritage.

01:39:37.240 Pulaski, Tennessee.

01:39:38.420 I can probably go visit them.

01:39:40.400 We're your biggest fans.

01:39:41.460 Don't you do that?

01:39:41.800 Oh, no, they said it's 2015.

01:39:43.920 Oh, shit.

01:39:45.580 2016, they played at this festival in Tennessee.

01:39:48.700 Of course it was Tennessee.

01:39:51.800 Storm front.

01:39:54.260 Football.

01:39:54.940 The Knights party.

01:39:55.720 The Knights party.

01:39:56.680 There you go.

01:39:57.180 It sucks because I'm sure these girls are fucking really fun, but I just couldn't.

01:40:02.320 No, they're not.

01:40:03.420 No?

01:40:03.660 These girls are, I mean, they are, everything is fucked up.

01:40:07.380 They're like Pentecostal church girls, but they're white supremacists.

01:40:10.840 It's going to be very boring.

01:40:12.040 You're going to talk with them, and they're going to keep shifting the conversation back

01:40:15.000 to white supremacy.

01:40:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:40:16.480 You'll be like, because you'll be wanting to talk about football or some shit.

01:40:20.180 They'll be like, we don't watch race mixing.

01:40:22.440 I'll be like, can we get back to the hating the blacks thing?

01:40:25.260 Because we were vibing.

01:40:26.200 Yeah, we were.

01:40:27.460 It's like, Jews, blacks, hating.

01:40:30.360 You were talking my language here.

01:40:32.460 You can see her getting wet.

01:40:33.220 Why are we talking about God?

01:40:34.700 Why are we being God into this?

01:40:36.340 And just to be clear, yes, they're Andrew's sisters, not the Andrew's sisters.

01:40:41.840 That's another kind of white supremacist music.

01:40:45.340 See, what's funny is that Maj Touré would say, like, we're acting like these girls, but

01:40:50.240 I think these girls are right.

01:40:52.060 Like, he shouldn't be in the party.

01:40:53.560 I'm not in the party, but I think that they would be like, he shouldn't be in the party,

01:40:58.100 and they're right.

01:40:58.840 All we have to do is be like, pull up our phone and be like, should this man be in the

01:41:03.500 Libertarian Party?

01:41:04.340 And they would just be like, no.

01:41:05.400 Dude, again, man, it's, dude, it's WWAD, man.

01:41:09.280 They were like, he should be hanging from that tree over there.

01:41:12.340 In life, in life.

01:41:14.000 That's what they would say, not me.

01:41:15.880 I'm fine with them.

01:41:16.820 It's them.

01:41:17.700 Dude, every time you have a question, WWAD, baby, what would Andrew do?

01:41:23.020 What would Andrew's sister do?

01:41:25.640 WWASD.

01:41:26.520 Missionary, probably.

01:41:27.440 That's about it.

01:41:27.980 Toad with a stolen banger.

01:41:30.760 There you go.

01:41:32.020 No, I was just reiterating it.

01:41:34.680 You think this girl fucks?

01:41:36.300 Because here's the thing.

01:41:37.240 The church girls, they fuck like crazy, right?

01:41:39.280 How old is she now?

01:41:40.400 I plan to find out.

01:41:41.680 She's 30, probably, right?

01:41:42.760 All right, I'd fuck her.

01:41:43.720 Yeah, let's do it.

01:41:45.200 I think Clint and Toad should have a little challenge.

01:41:49.920 Who can fuck one of these girls the first?

01:41:52.000 Clint and I will have a force.

01:41:53.560 I mean, each of us will take one of Andrew's sisters.

01:41:54.740 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:41:55.860 This is a challenge.

01:41:56.760 Which one is whiter?

01:41:59.140 I think Clint is technically whiter.

01:42:01.540 I look like the guy from American History X.

01:42:04.660 You have no shot.

01:42:05.660 Clint is a wigger, but I am Sicilian.

01:42:08.500 Yeah, but Clint can't help but talk about black music, I feel like.

01:42:12.860 That's true.

01:42:13.360 I feel like he'll roll up in his Corvette, and his Corvette will be playing rap music, and

01:42:19.360 then they will immediately just turn off.

01:42:22.000 I'll get out and I'll be like, just listening to the latest Kendrick Lamar, making sure that

01:42:25.420 just trying to think about how immoral and evil he is.

01:42:30.720 That's the funny thing.

01:42:34.300 The KKK probably has feelers.

01:42:35.880 Like, they have to have one guy out there in black culture just keeping an eye on it and

01:42:39.800 reporting back.

01:42:40.840 Just seeing what he had to say about the whites in his latest tracks.

01:42:43.820 Well, you know they have this.

01:42:45.000 He's fucking bopping it.

01:42:46.640 Yeah, well, he's the black Klansman.

01:42:48.900 Now, but Toad, see, I think Toad has an edge here with the autism, because he would be

01:42:53.680 like, I have a longsword from, like, the medieval ages that used to cut down black people.

01:42:58.940 And he'd be like, that is fucking awesome.

01:43:01.140 The only advantage that Toad has is that he's genuinely racist, and I think that they

01:43:04.900 would vibe with that.

01:43:07.080 And you're not?

01:43:08.020 It's been a lie?

01:43:08.720 My whole life's a lie?

01:43:10.040 I am genuinely not racist.

01:43:11.700 I know.

01:43:11.840 Dude, I think this should happen.

01:43:13.680 Me and Clint, with Andrew's two sisters, we're both skinheads.

01:43:17.540 They're white supremacists.

01:43:18.140 I'm also genuinely not racist.

01:43:19.420 The people I talk to the most at gym are the black guys.

01:43:23.840 Yeah, but you're thinking the N-word the entire time.

01:43:26.160 I'm not even going to front and act like this.

01:43:27.480 I've always wondered what would happen if I just say it, or they found out I said it.

01:43:31.180 That's all you're thinking the whole time.

01:43:32.740 You're like, are we cool enough for me to say it again?

01:43:34.880 Cole, when you're at the gym, though, do the black people ever let you get a turn on

01:43:42.600 the neck machine?

01:43:45.700 The neck machine's what I call Elizabeth.

01:43:48.140 Oh, jeez.

01:43:49.980 I call that neck machine out of service.

01:43:55.840 Busted.

01:43:57.520 Oh, my God.

01:43:59.580 Well, it only took us an hour and 44 minutes, but we got one in there.

01:44:02.580 I got one in.

01:44:03.200 We got one in.

01:44:03.600 Right at the end.

01:44:04.520 One banger in the episode.

01:44:06.420 All right.

01:44:07.220 Let's just clip that and delete the rest.

01:44:08.780 Yeah, it was nice.

01:44:13.000 You know, I forgot.

01:44:13.960 I failed.

01:44:14.280 Whatever.

01:44:14.840 Listen, guys, thank you for listening to us.

01:44:16.460 And we'll catch you next week.

01:44:18.040 Remember, stay white.

01:44:19.380 Stay proud.

01:44:20.360 We'll see you later.

01:44:20.960 So, waist mixing.

01:44:22.080 Yeah, more waist mixing.

01:44:23.600 Thank you.

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Tower Gang - July 20, 2023

Ep 132 - Dracula Ben Shapiro

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