Tower Gang - Ep 133 - Milking Table Roulette

00:00:00.000 Uh-huh. 1.00

00:00:09.360 It's Cowagay Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:00:15.220 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:17.100 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby. 1.00

00:00:18.820 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's... 1.00

00:00:21.740 ...mussy? 1.00

00:00:23.740 You want to kill me or you want to give me a boner? 1.00

00:00:26.560 I don't know. 1.00

00:00:27.600 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny. 1.00

00:00:30.740 Hello is me, I'm retarded. 1.00

00:00:33.160 Have you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like... 0.99

00:00:36.740 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. 1.00

00:00:41.440 I was watching it and jerking off. 1.00

00:00:45.020 You fucking asshole. 1.00

00:00:47.520 Toad's on fire! 1.00

00:00:48.840 He was a 10 in real life.

00:00:50.320 He's like a dead 8.

00:00:53.880 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:00:55.200 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.

00:00:57.180 That is why.

00:00:57.680 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00

00:00:59.600 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:01:07.220 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:01:09.080 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:01:10.340 Like... 1.00

00:01:11.140 It's Wednesday, July 26th and it's fucking 9, close to 11 Eastern time, which means that the towers are getting the plow job by the planes with the CIA. 0.95

00:01:24.640 This is Clint Russell. 0.96

00:01:25.820 I'm the host of Liberty Lockdown.

00:01:27.160 Top left is the presidential candidate, a.k.a. Tower Gang Toad.

00:01:32.200 But at the top middle is the No Way Jose, Mr. Jose Galisson.

00:01:35.380 Check him on Tim Castireld at the very next week, along with myself and Reid Coverdale in the preceding days.

00:01:40.320 We got Top Ops, the host of Top Ops.

00:01:41.820 What plugs are right now?

00:01:43.240 Should I have played the music?

00:01:44.440 It's a big deal.

00:01:45.940 It's a big deal.

00:01:47.700 Thank you for the music.

00:01:49.980 And then very, very not last and certainly not least, the most jack man that has ever walked the face of the earth.

00:01:56.680 He's clearly on steroids.

00:01:59.160 Mr. Fat Comic Dave Cole.

00:02:00.840 What's up?

00:02:01.160 Absolutely.

00:02:02.000 I want to be on steroids.

00:02:03.180 That'd be so much fun.

00:02:03.900 It's an elite grind set.

00:02:05.740 Dude, you are on elite grind set. 0.99

00:02:07.320 You're looking fucking delicious. 0.97

00:02:09.680 I finally got back on my cut. 0.99

00:02:12.380 It's actually working well, except tonight went and ate a fucking Mexican because my wife's about to get her period. 1.00

00:02:17.320 So she's all fucking. 1.00

00:02:18.920 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00

00:02:19.440 How does that correlate?

00:02:20.480 Yeah, I don't know.

00:02:21.340 Just cravings.

00:02:23.020 Cravings.

00:02:23.580 Cravings.

00:02:24.060 I've raised Mexicans before my wife bleeds. 1.00

00:02:26.360 Why'd you cheat on me with that Puerto Rican on the rack? 1.00

00:02:32.020 Yeah, we just went to a Mexican's house. 1.00

00:02:33.480 She had to fuck them. 1.00

00:02:34.200 I was there for the bean burritos, man. 1.00

00:02:35.980 They were delicious.

00:02:37.020 You got to get that food before she starts oozing the salsa roja. 1.00

00:02:42.520 Dude, I've been. 1.00

00:02:44.320 You fucking asshole. 1.00

00:02:46.480 That's unbelievable. 1.00

00:02:48.080 I've been getting all the time because we have a redheaded baby all the fucking time that we're out. 1.00

00:02:53.000 Just every random stranger goes, where did you get the red hair from? 0.99

00:02:56.800 Every fucking time. 1.00

00:02:58.180 And so I'm finally today, I was just like, just tell them that we had sex on your period. 1.00

00:03:01.120 And she just carries over.

00:03:02.820 I found him at the opening of a cave that was rumored to have had an underground red-haired people with two sets of jaws.

00:03:11.460 I was told if I raised him for a fortnight, I would get his pot of gold.

00:03:15.540 But there's no gold.

00:03:16.520 I just have this ginger.

00:03:18.080 I got him at the orphanage where him and his friends all sing show tunes.

00:03:21.500 That's right. 0.99

00:03:22.200 Did your wife fuck Michael Heiss at all? 1.00

00:03:27.120 No, you're the one fucking Michael Heiss. 1.00

00:03:29.040 This kid looks like a goddamn Nephilim. 1.00

00:03:30.760 He's like thick as fuck. 1.00

00:03:32.340 Go ahead. 1.00

00:03:32.780 Let's get into this.

00:03:33.560 What are you talking about, Cole?

00:03:34.980 Oh, God.

00:03:36.140 He's been.

00:03:37.000 Toad has been just the other. 0.99

00:03:39.240 The more fucking adventures in Toadland. 0.99

00:03:42.360 What did I do? 1.00

00:03:43.500 What? 1.00

00:03:44.220 Political shit? 1.00

00:03:44.500 Is it? 1.00

00:03:45.080 Yeah. 0.97

00:03:45.500 No, it's just, yeah, Toad's, he's been bringing political shit into our group chat, saying he's talking to Michael Heiss. 0.92

00:03:53.060 He's looking, he's doing strategies for his presidential run. 0.96

00:03:55.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:56.120 And we're all just like, shut up, faggot. 1.00

00:03:58.220 Like, it's stupid. 1.00

00:03:59.560 Like, all of us have moved past this. 1.00

00:04:01.000 You say that, you say that regardless of what I say, so.

00:04:03.820 All of us have moved past this, but like, Toad and like, Reed.

00:04:07.760 Reed will pop in every now and then and be like, look at what's going on in New Hampshire.

00:04:10.460 Most of the time you're like, all right, that was pretty sick. 1.00

00:04:12.760 But Toad just come in and be like, do you see what the bitch fuck cucks are doing today? 1.00

00:04:16.920 And you're like, I don't fucking care. 1.00

00:04:19.800 Dude, I forgot about the bitch fuck cucks moniker. 1.00

00:04:22.860 Yeah, not the moniker, you can keep going. 1.00

00:04:26.600 Clint will just come in randomly and be like, hey, guys, I don't have cancer.

00:04:30.100 I just found out from the doctor, so that's great.

00:04:33.600 Dude, I've been rolling applause for Clint.

00:04:36.080 Yeah, thank goodness, man.

00:04:37.540 All right, just for the audience's sake.

00:04:39.820 Apparently, I didn't tell the guys.

00:04:41.680 I thought I had a hernia for the past year, and I didn't have insurance because I had moved to Florida,

00:04:47.520 and then I got here, and then I didn't pay my bill because I thought it was going to be mailed to me,

00:04:51.860 but apparently they just e-mail you.

00:04:53.700 Wait, Clint is actually poor?

00:04:55.240 What is happening?

00:04:56.480 No, no, no.

00:04:57.180 I mean, I could have paid for surgery.

00:04:59.280 It would have cost me like six grand out of pocket, but it wasn't really bothering me.

00:05:01.920 I was still able to work out.

00:05:03.100 Anyways, I went, and I got a second MRI today to verify because I didn't want to get surgery unnecessarily. 0.96

00:05:10.480 Turns out it's just a lipoma, which is like a fucking little mass thing. 0.99

00:05:15.380 Is that the shit that they pop on Pimple Popper? 1.00

00:05:18.720 Oh, is it? 1.00

00:05:19.240 I hope not.

00:05:20.660 So I think it's more like a hard, fatty deposit, I believe.

00:05:24.280 Yeah, I got some fat deposits.

00:05:25.900 Like, this is just a benign lump.

00:05:28.260 It's okay. 0.86

00:05:28.860 And Clint's like, lop it off, just like the trans people do. 1.00

00:05:32.820 So what are you having on your balls or something? 1.00

00:05:34.460 Like if a girl's sucking your balls, you're like, yeah, go ahead, suck that too. 1.00

00:05:37.320 Suck the third ball. 1.00

00:05:39.120 Hey, baby. 1.00

00:05:40.260 Yeah, suck my benign growth right here. 1.00

00:05:45.880 The chunk of grizzle on my asshole. 1.00

00:05:50.240 Grizzle? 1.00

00:05:51.100 What?

00:05:51.680 It's a grizzle, my nizzle.

00:05:53.080 Do you guys want to use that word?

00:05:54.340 Like the pieces of steak, like the hard fat?

00:05:56.340 Yeah.

00:05:56.800 Yeah.

00:05:57.100 It's grizzle.

00:05:58.500 Yeah, that is kind of what it feels like.

00:06:00.840 Go grizzle, my nizzle. 0.98

00:06:02.260 It sits right underneath my floating rib on my left side.

00:06:05.700 That's where it's at. 0.87

00:06:06.520 So if anybody wants to suck it out at me. 0.77

00:06:09.040 Next time I give you a hug, I'm just going to try to feel it. 1.00

00:06:12.340 Isn't there a hernia on your butthole? 0.99

00:06:14.440 No, dude. 0.99

00:06:15.020 Or am I thinking of something else? 1.00

00:06:16.500 I thought it was in your balls. 1.00

00:06:17.480 Can you get a hernia in your balls? 1.00

00:06:18.560 You can get hernias anywhere, I'm pretty sure. 1.00

00:06:21.420 No. 1.00

00:06:22.120 You can't get a hernia where your fucking legs. 1.00

00:06:24.980 I think you can get a hernia in your leg. 0.99

00:06:27.080 Isn't that when a thing gets like pinched off and inflamed, essentially? 0.99

00:06:29.780 No, a hernia is when your intestines smash through your fucking abdominal wall. 0.99

00:06:34.020 What am I thinking? 1.00

00:06:34.800 No.

00:06:35.320 Yeah, I've had it happen in three seconds. 0.99

00:06:38.240 You weirdo.

00:06:39.140 It's diverticulitis, Clint. 1.00

00:06:40.940 Clint tried to come in here like he's the smartest motherfucker, but I just dropped diverticulitis 0.99

00:06:45.340 on you. 0.99

00:06:45.840 I know what it is. 1.00

00:06:46.820 I'm a fucking MMA fan. 0.99

00:06:48.360 I know what diverticulitis is. 0.99

00:06:49.660 Yeah, my 77-year-old grandfather has diverticulitis.

00:06:54.060 Yeah.

00:06:54.780 Or, yeah, hemorrhoids, as I refer to them, aspergers.

00:06:59.260 But I've told the story of my...

00:07:03.200 I've had two hernias, and the first one... 0.97

00:07:05.160 Toad has Asperger's.

00:07:07.380 I have Asperger's.

00:07:08.680 I actually do.

00:07:09.720 I have both kinds.

00:07:12.580 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:07:14.460 Double up.

00:07:15.580 You guys know, the first hernia that I got was an inguinal hernia, inguinal hernia in the

00:07:22.500 groin, and that was when I was three.

00:07:24.240 I had an inguina growing up, too.

00:07:25.360 Dude.

00:07:25.920 Yeah.

00:07:26.380 Dude, I am not lying.

00:07:28.460 I did have an inguina growing up.

00:07:29.380 Dude, I have grown weary of your made-up childhood stories, your medical ordeals.

00:07:35.040 People know this. 0.76

00:07:36.180 I've told it before, but it's just ridiculous, because it was when I was three, and while I

00:07:40.380 had that surgery, I don't know if it was my parents' decision or what happened, but I

00:07:43.900 was circumcised at that point as well.

00:07:46.520 Dude, I'm becoming more and more convinced.

00:07:49.560 The Jewish doctors.

00:07:50.520 As time passes, I've become almost certain, and this is going to hurt your feelings, Toad,

00:07:55.860 but I've become almost certain that you were a mistake in God's eyes, and he's been trying 0.97

00:08:00.540 to kill you ever since you were born. 1.00

00:08:02.740 He's like, if I can't kill him, maybe he'll do it himself. 1.00

00:08:05.900 Maybe that's a sports habit. 0.99

00:08:08.000 Maybe that's short.

00:08:09.420 Maybe that's why I have the nickname Toad.

00:08:12.260 But it's like, you know, I'm just that wart-filled, lumpy creature.

00:08:20.620 Your nickname's the best thing about you, Toad.

00:08:22.940 I swear to God.

00:08:23.560 I tell my friends, and I got a friend named Toad, they're like, must be cool.

00:08:26.660 Sounds like a cool name.

00:08:27.400 I'm like, nope.

00:08:30.580 Nope.

00:08:32.420 Not for a second.

00:08:33.660 He gave my ear a hernia.

00:08:35.120 Go ahead, finish your story, man.

00:08:37.480 That's it.

00:08:38.000 So I got an MRI, and I tell the lady, because I have another lipoma.

00:08:42.260 Like right underneath my tricep on my arm, which is weird.

00:08:47.160 And I was like, hey, I just want to make sure, because I've been able to work out through

00:08:50.680 this whole thing, and I feel like if my intestines were really shooting through my abdominal wall,

00:08:55.340 I probably wouldn't be able to work out as much as I do.

00:08:58.540 She's like, hey, let's make sure.

00:09:00.720 And she spends like 10 seconds. 0.52

00:09:02.540 I've gone an entire year.

00:09:03.940 And this is after I got an MRI, and the MRI tech told me that I have a hernia.

00:09:09.540 So I've been certain I've had a hernia for an entire year, and I've never told you guys

00:09:13.920 because I just don't.

00:09:15.240 Was it Dickie?

00:09:17.820 We've got a hernia, bro.

00:09:20.280 He's just bro-scienced. 0.99

00:09:21.500 He's like, hernia, butt. 0.91

00:09:23.400 I remember, I'm pretty sure I had a hernia growing like when I was like a teenager, and 0.91

00:09:29.080 it was like right in my esophagus, like somewhere like around right here.

00:09:32.580 I don't know. 0.80

00:09:33.500 That's not where your intestines are, dog. 0.68

00:09:36.380 Dude, I don't know.

00:09:37.160 That's where the upper intestine is. 0.97

00:09:38.400 Lower is more.

00:09:39.020 Yeah.

00:09:39.220 That's the esophagus. 1.00

00:09:41.840 If your esophagus came through your breastplate with serious fucking problems. 0.99

00:09:47.540 I don't know what it was, but there was like always – it literally felt like there was 0.99

00:09:51.080 something stuck always, like just completely – at all times, like something stuck in

00:09:57.140 my esophagus.

00:09:58.380 And just one day, went to the chiropractor, told him about it, and he was just like,

00:10:01.800 ba-doop, and then like it was gone.

00:10:03.460 And I was like, all right, well, that was very weird.

00:10:05.840 Are you kidding me?

00:10:06.700 Dude, I love – I'm not kidding, dude.

00:10:07.980 I love when Cole like breaks out these just bizarre like medical stories.

00:10:13.020 Yeah, I used to go – I went to the chiropractor for like –

00:10:16.900 Boop-doop. 0.96

00:10:18.400 I'm telling you.

00:10:19.400 I was just like, yeah, there's like something – he was like, oh, yeah, I can fix that.

00:10:22.660 And he just goes – and it's just like – it's perfect now. 0.99

00:10:25.900 I was like, what the fuck? 0.98

00:10:27.080 Dude, I had my back aligned when I was in high school because I got like scorpioned, like 0.99

00:10:32.180 flipped, like folded in half the wrong way when I was wrestling. 0.97

00:10:34.720 And fucking – and like it bothered me for like probably six months or a year after. 0.96

00:10:39.440 And I finally went to the doctor and they did a rat-tat-tat-tat-tat. 0.99

00:10:42.260 And then I was just like, oh, oh, oh.

00:10:43.960 Dude, I –

00:10:44.920 Wait, are we just – are we just doing sound effects for our medical fixes now? 0.95

00:10:52.240 I fucking love it. 0.98

00:10:53.160 Boop-doop. 0.99

00:10:53.800 Kat-tat-tat-tat-tat.

00:10:55.040 All right.

00:10:55.360 Rat-tat-tat-tat.

00:10:56.240 No, I go twice a week too and that's exactly the sound it makes.

00:11:00.560 He goes like this and he's like, all right, ready?

00:11:02.600 Crip. 0.99

00:11:03.160 And then just cracks the shit up. 1.00

00:11:04.940 And you come out of your feeling so much better. 0.99

00:11:05.900 So I went to the chiropractor.

00:11:07.300 The chiropractor I went to, if you played sports in high school, he gave you free like

00:11:12.440 adjustments.

00:11:14.680 Yeah.

00:11:14.880 Like twice a month.

00:11:16.040 And so I went twice a month for like five years.

00:11:18.340 Oh, if you're a boy who's in high school, I'll give you free treatment.

00:11:26.460 He did do the –

00:11:29.420 He's like, oh, you have a chest hernia.

00:11:30.860 I can get that out of you. 0.90

00:11:32.180 Just open your mouth up.

00:11:33.940 Cole's like his name –

00:11:35.080 Close your eyes.

00:11:36.280 His name was Larry Nassar.

00:11:39.340 It's just some like broken down store and in the front and written on wood and says chiropractor

00:11:44.940 but it's spelled wrong.

00:11:45.800 And Cole's just been going there twice a month and getting molested for five years.

00:11:52.020 Don't do this to me.

00:11:52.900 I am sincerely worried that I have repressed memories from my childhood that I was molested

00:11:58.600 but I don't know.

00:12:00.120 All young studs that clearly work out get free adjustments.

00:12:05.020 He did also do the physicals for football as well. 1.00

00:12:08.260 So he had to go in and he would check our balls and shit. 0.98

00:12:10.140 Do you think that it's like it's a male thing to like culminate a story with a sound effect? 0.99

00:12:17.300 Because I feel like women don't do that at all. 1.00

00:12:19.140 Because I'll be like –

00:12:19.860 No, they just get –

00:12:20.800 Oh, that's a good point.

00:12:22.940 Because I was thinking about like all of my sex stories and they always end with gadoosh. 0.60

00:12:29.080 Gadoosh.

00:12:29.520 Because we try to make our stories concise.

00:12:31.500 And I don't think that the girls tell the same story. 0.98

00:12:35.640 Yeah, because girls don't cum. 1.00

00:12:37.880 Sounds like a dude in the 1920s or something. 1.00

00:12:40.500 Yeah, well, I fucked that woman and I finished it with a 26 skidoo, you know? 1.00

00:12:46.280 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:12:47.160 I think it's just because we're just keeping shit concise. 0.97

00:12:50.460 And like introducing sound expresses more than like specific words can sometimes. 0.98

00:12:55.120 And women just aren't capable of like – 1.00

00:12:57.300 I don't know.

00:12:57.460 Listening to my wife tell a story, I like have to hold my tongue the whole time and be like, 0.99

00:13:01.280 What's the fucking point? 0.99

00:13:02.200 What's the point? 1.00

00:13:03.000 Oh, I think you're saying you're trying to make sounds for her.

00:13:05.120 And she's like start telling a story.

00:13:06.620 And you're just like, hold on.

00:13:07.640 A little gadoosh would work right there.

00:13:09.540 You know those three sentences right there would have been perfectly summed up with a pop-pop.

00:13:12.860 Oh, by the way, also, at the same time I was going to the chiropractor, I would go as well with my mom.

00:13:17.600 So my mom would take me and she would also get adjusted.

00:13:19.540 Did she get molested too? 0.99

00:13:21.380 Well, I had to – in the same room.

00:13:23.820 So she's getting adjusted.

00:13:24.760 I'm just sitting.

00:13:25.240 There's like a couch in there.

00:13:26.240 Like I'm just sitting.

00:13:26.920 I'm waiting for my turn.

00:13:28.140 And so I don't know if you ever heard a woman get adjusted, but they moan. 1.00

00:13:32.820 And so I'm sitting there with my wife.

00:13:36.420 My mom and my mom.

00:13:37.700 You are getting conned on a number of levels.

00:13:40.480 Like, first off, no such thing as a chest hernia. 1.00

00:13:44.060 You were getting fucked. 0.99

00:13:45.600 Number two, women don't all moan at the chiropractor. 1.00

00:13:50.000 I've been there. 0.89

00:13:50.720 Your wife was having an affair.

00:13:52.000 It wasn't my wife. 0.99

00:13:52.800 It was my mom.

00:13:53.580 Well, it's way worse.

00:13:55.580 I know.

00:13:56.120 It's my mom.

00:13:56.820 My second hernia was actually like almost in the chest.

00:14:00.520 It was in – as you call the upper intestine.

00:14:03.460 It was like right in the center right here.

00:14:05.220 I still have the scar from it.

00:14:06.440 Yeah.

00:14:07.520 No, but I'm telling you, like my mom would sit there. 1.00

00:14:09.040 I've had a lot of hernia's. 0.97

00:14:09.660 Like he would do like the whole fucking like neck thing, which Top knows that you've been there. 0.97

00:14:14.580 Like I admit it's perfect. 0.98

00:14:15.640 They sit there and they like roll your head and they just go crack like real hard.

00:14:19.380 Your mom does the neck thing for me too. 1.00

00:14:27.980 Neck, back, pussy, and crack, man. 1.00

00:14:30.580 Yeah, that's right. 1.00

00:14:32.840 Oh, God.

00:14:33.460 I love this show.

00:14:34.220 Thank you guys so much for tuning in.

00:14:35.520 I forgot there was an audience.

00:14:37.040 This is just how we talk to each other.

00:14:38.680 There is?

00:14:39.360 Oh.

00:14:39.960 Yeah.

00:14:40.260 If you guys want to play some awesome aboriginal hot licks, we could talk about our mailbag. 1.00

00:14:45.760 I love that shit, yeah. 1.00

00:14:48.640 All right. 1.00

00:14:51.700 MayoMonkey35 is asking, what are our thoughts on fluoride?

00:14:58.400 Oh, I'm completely against fluoride.

00:15:00.080 I've switched to non-fluoride toothpaste.

00:15:03.020 I'm against fluoride, but I'm, and I try to stick to spring water, but I'm not going to

00:15:08.700 lie. 0.99

00:15:08.920 Sometimes I fuck a bit tap. 1.00

00:15:10.340 I don't care that much or have that strong. 0.99

00:15:12.080 I do drink from the tap.

00:15:13.540 I do put it through a filter.

00:15:15.540 Why is he telling that story like a kid that just got in trouble?

00:15:19.100 Well, are we, are we, are we, and then, uh, and then, uh, sorry guys, do the spring water

00:15:22.980 and then there's something going on with fluoride though.

00:15:25.720 Cause they, they put it in the drinking water, but then remember when you would go to the

00:15:28.420 dentist as a kid, they would give you that fluoride treatment.

00:15:30.680 They'd like shoot the gel into the, like the mouthpiece thing and then shove it in your

00:15:35.520 mouth and put it on the, no, apparently the, I've never had it before, but the dentist recently

00:15:40.200 has been, gave me the fluoride thing. 0.70

00:15:41.660 Trying to kill him with fluoride. 0.89

00:15:43.320 Yeah.

00:15:43.680 No, they, they, they, I think it's why I'm right.

00:15:46.120 It wasn't like sticking it in like a mouthpiece and putting it, it was like, they just like

00:15:49.900 use like a toothbrush and they brush it on.

00:15:51.980 They're like, by the way, you can't eat crunchy stuff for like two hours after this.

00:15:55.700 There was something, there was something weird about that.

00:15:58.360 With, with, with me, it was like, yeah, they put the mouthpiece and it was like, they

00:16:01.600 were like soaking your teeth in fluoride.

00:16:04.540 I'm like, what the, like, it was, it was very bizarre.

00:16:06.780 What is your point though?

00:16:07.520 That fluoride exists and they use it in for dental purposes? 0.94

00:16:10.480 Then, then, then, then I'm pretty sure it's, it's what made me gay. 0.99

00:16:14.380 No, it's what made you autistic. 0.95

00:16:15.960 I think, I think this question is, is they want us to talk about autism.

00:16:20.000 I've, I've been going off on it like yesterday.

00:16:21.840 It's like, I think everybody's autistic to a certain level.

00:16:25.160 And then I started thinking, why would the government want everybody to be autistic?

00:16:30.020 And I got some good responses.

00:16:31.980 Like they want us all hyper-focused on one thing.

00:16:34.840 I love it how Top just discovered the concept of a spectrum.

00:16:38.360 Yeah, no, no, no, no.

00:16:39.880 I understand everyone kept saying, yeah, the spectrum, the spectrum.

00:16:43.200 It's no, no, no.

00:16:43.840 I don't mean like the spectrum.

00:16:45.080 I mean, you assume some people are on the spectrum, Tote, but then you assume like others are

00:16:51.080 completely normal.

00:16:51.740 Like you'd look at Clinton, you'd be like, he's a perfectly normal human being.

00:16:54.500 I don't know.

00:16:55.820 Have you seen his tweets lately about when he goes on, he's like eight long paragraphs.

00:16:59.880 There's like going, like breaking down.

00:17:01.760 Let me tell you why I know so many words.

00:17:04.440 Less words, Clint.

00:17:05.920 Not more words.

00:17:07.400 Don't put so many words.

00:17:09.840 Yeah, Cole.

00:17:10.640 Cole just sees it as like. 0.98

00:17:11.860 They're fucking me up because I've been waiting for a house to, for the house price just to 1.00

00:17:15.280 crash down for two goddamn years. 1.00

00:17:18.600 You know what? 0.99

00:17:19.880 How I interact with Clint's post though?

00:17:21.660 I make fun of him, but I'll sometimes I'll read it if it catches my, like, my attention.

00:17:25.520 But most of the time I just go, does it have a lot of likes?

00:17:28.420 He's my boy.

00:17:29.180 I'll like and retweet.

00:17:30.020 Oh, I'll retweet the same thing. 1.00

00:17:34.160 Apparently, either people are just, just like your shit. 1.00

00:17:37.380 That's so lazy. 1.00

00:17:38.140 It's incredible. 1.00

00:17:39.020 It's the length of like maybe two and a half tweets and you're like, look at this motherfucker 1.00

00:17:43.820 right now. 0.99

00:17:45.300 I think what it is, is that we are so intensely, well, I am so intensely uninterested in like

00:17:51.640 libertarianism at this point.

00:17:53.260 Like, it's like, once I read his stuff, I'm like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

00:17:57.680 And there it is. 0.99

00:17:58.520 Like, like Jose said, like, retweet, not reading the rest of this kind of shit. 0.98

00:18:02.180 Yeah, that's what I do. 0.97

00:18:03.120 I read the entirety of Top's AI Nephilim thing in its entirety.

00:18:08.860 So did I.

00:18:09.920 It's six months old.

00:18:11.780 I did too.

00:18:12.460 But that one was gripping.

00:18:13.640 That one sucked you in.

00:18:14.580 That's how long it took me to read it.

00:18:15.800 I'm halfway through one about vibration, synesthesia, and music. 0.99

00:18:23.660 Holy shit. 0.99

00:18:24.780 The first thing that Cole ever read was that. 0.99

00:18:27.600 I even read Toad's threads, for God's sakes.

00:18:30.600 And those are just awful.

00:18:32.220 Toad puts out threads.

00:18:33.580 It's like, I get it.

00:18:34.540 Biden bad.

00:18:35.540 State bad.

00:18:36.940 Liberty good.

00:18:38.040 And it's like, I know most of it.

00:18:39.080 So it's like, I don't need to read the whole thing.

00:18:40.800 I get it.

00:18:41.300 But then like.

00:18:41.580 You know what's crazy? 0.99

00:18:42.040 But like, shit that catches me is stuff like Nephilim. 0.99

00:18:44.760 Or like, I don't know, alien misinformation. 0.99

00:18:47.380 Like, fed stuff. 1.00

00:18:48.380 Like, just weird, crazy, off-the-wall shit. 0.99

00:18:49.980 Like, I don't care. 1.00

00:18:51.120 Like, LP fake and gay. 0.99

00:18:52.840 Liberty good. 0.99

00:18:53.880 State bad.

00:18:54.460 I got it.

00:18:54.960 You know what's crazy?

00:18:55.860 I see everybody's tweets.

00:18:58.640 Like, I actually do on my timeline.

00:19:00.180 I'll see all of your tweets.

00:19:01.140 Except for Toad's.

00:19:01.920 I don't think I've ever actually seen a Toad's tweet on my timeline.

00:19:05.620 That's because I'm so base that I'm getting, like, massively shadowed, man.

00:19:09.040 Dude, I don't know what it is.

00:19:10.080 You're filtering out low quality.

00:19:11.060 Because they just said.

00:19:12.640 Or that.

00:19:14.360 They were talking about your Twitter threads.

00:19:15.220 No interaction on this, suppress that.

00:19:18.000 They said, like, Twitter threads you're doing.

00:19:20.780 I have no idea that you're doing Twitter threads.

00:19:23.420 Like, a long.

00:19:24.240 He doesn't do it often.

00:19:25.960 But he has.

00:19:26.880 I've never seen one.

00:19:28.420 Yeah, I read them. 0.99

00:19:29.800 It sucks. 0.99

00:19:30.160 I like to keep my Twitter audience guessing. 0.99

00:19:34.280 Like, I was tweeting about autistic people.

00:19:37.260 And then I just started tweeting about, like, the Australian didgeridoo.

00:19:41.940 And, like, we just got to keep it.

00:19:43.860 Have you guys ever seen this instrument?

00:19:45.880 Yeah.

00:19:46.180 Yeah, bro. 1.00

00:19:46.920 Yeah, it's a big, long cock, basically. 1.00

00:19:49.660 There we go. 1.00

00:19:50.140 Of course.

00:19:50.360 With a really low sound.

00:19:53.460 Yeah.

00:19:54.280 Yeah, it actually.

00:19:56.080 That's weird.

00:19:56.840 Because, yeah, it actually mimics the aboriginals' vocals, which is weird. 0.98

00:20:01.300 It is weird.

00:20:02.200 But it's, like, it makes me think, like, Australia's not even a country, right?

00:20:05.640 It's not even a place.

00:20:06.700 Like, that's your official instrument.

00:20:08.840 And you're just going to.

00:20:10.100 It's just a long tube.

00:20:11.420 It's an island.

00:20:12.180 It's an island with gorillas on it.

00:20:14.180 I'm not sure Australia exists to be honest. 1.00

00:20:16.020 Y'all are going to kill them. 0.99

00:20:18.920 Yeah, that's right. 1.00

00:20:20.100 Yeah.

00:20:21.660 Hey, Michaela.

00:20:22.520 Well, I don't know how old you are.

00:20:23.760 Never mind. 1.00

00:20:25.420 I was going to try and get you to fuck Toad, but never mind. 1.00

00:20:28.380 She looks like a thickie in the good ways. 1.00

00:20:30.440 But that's what I was going to say.

00:20:32.720 She's Jose approved.

00:20:34.080 She's Toad approved as well.

00:20:35.380 Why do you say she looks like a thickie? 1.00

00:20:36.900 Is it because of the overhead selfie?

00:20:38.280 Something about the hairstyle, the face shape. 1.00

00:20:40.860 It gives me the impression that she's got a big, fat ass. 1.00

00:20:44.180 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:20:44.960 Is this true, Michaela?

00:20:45.920 Is that your ideal?

00:20:47.380 Because I'm saying Bob's.

00:20:48.500 We argued about the ideal woman this week.

00:20:51.300 That's right.

00:20:52.860 We argued about the ideal woman this week.

00:20:55.400 Oh, dude.

00:20:56.040 That's actually a good.

00:20:56.920 We should.

00:20:57.580 Someone should.

00:20:58.120 You should find that, Toad.

00:20:59.240 Because I actually think there's a good argument you had here.

00:21:01.400 I can find it.

00:21:03.600 I think it's exposed to Toad.

00:21:05.140 Here we go.

00:21:05.580 All right.

00:21:05.760 I'll try to find it.

00:21:07.040 We've got to get through this mail.

00:21:08.420 I genuinely think Toad can't wrap his head around certain concepts because of his autism.

00:21:12.880 No, no, no.

00:21:13.420 I'm convinced of this by this.

00:21:14.420 No, I just think you're wrong.

00:21:15.700 No, that's crystal clear.

00:21:17.360 He's arguing his subjective opinion and going, you're wrong.

00:21:21.380 No, Toad does this.

00:21:22.340 He does this all the time.

00:21:23.760 He'll just be like, you're wrong.

00:21:25.560 I'm right.

00:21:26.320 And I'm like, okay.

00:21:27.440 You're trying to be based.

00:21:28.760 I do it too.

00:21:29.360 But I do it because I think it's funny.

00:21:31.200 He does it in a dead serious.

00:21:33.120 Cole is correct on this.

00:21:34.700 Yes, I was correct.

00:21:35.600 I'll try to find her. 1.00

00:21:36.340 I also destroyed you as well on your stupid phone call. 1.00

00:21:39.500 Oh, there she is. 1.00

00:21:40.280 Street pretty woman. 0.98

00:21:42.580 The kind I like to.

00:21:44.020 I really didn't hear it.

00:21:45.380 But yeah.

00:21:45.980 Dude, Roy Orbison rocks.

00:21:47.260 Just leave it on the loop.

00:21:47.740 Please go full screen.

00:21:49.640 It's very important you go full screen on this.

00:21:51.280 Just leave it on the loop.

00:21:51.800 It's going to keep going.

00:21:52.700 Just full screen.

00:21:53.220 You can leave it on the loop, man.

00:21:55.100 So the question was, is this the ideal woman?

00:21:58.120 Not your ideal woman. 1.00

00:21:59.580 That was a clear distinction I made initially because I said from the beginning to Toad, I

00:22:03.800 was like, this is not my ideal woman, but is the ideal woman?

00:22:07.340 Because I understand the concept of a group of people subjectively, individually, if we

00:22:12.600 were able to somehow average together what their likes and dislikes are, it would probably

00:22:16.840 be this.

00:22:17.300 I don't understand that because it's all – individuals all have – individuals all

00:22:23.200 different preferences, so I don't understand that.

00:22:25.960 Yeah, you can't represent around that concept.

00:22:27.600 Toad, Toad, are you telling me that there isn't just a broad kind of acknowledgement of

00:22:32.120 what is beauty?

00:22:33.600 I want to show the bell curve and watch that.

00:22:36.400 I agree there is.

00:22:38.060 However, I also –

00:22:39.080 How is that established?

00:22:40.640 I also – averages.

00:22:44.320 You know how it's established?

00:22:45.260 Like, average –

00:22:46.440 This is how it's established.

00:22:47.680 It's established by the wedding dress.

00:22:50.020 I had tweeted this this week.

00:22:52.120 I said, I saw an autistic girl in a wedding dress, and somehow she looked better than 1.00

00:22:58.180 every black girl that's ever wore a wedding dress. 1.00

00:23:00.580 So, the average is whoever made wedding dresses were appealing to the ideal woman because this 0.99

00:23:06.420 is supposed to be like a beautiful thing, the ideal woman getting her ideal marriage. 0.99

00:23:10.240 But at the peak time when those were in vogue, like that being the thing, like marriage.

00:23:15.060 And this is the body shape, though.

00:23:16.620 This is the exact body shape, exact face that you want behind it.

00:23:19.660 So, yes, the ideal woman, correct. 1.00

00:23:21.440 Not my type either, but very – just, yeah, stunning.

00:23:24.500 She's undeniably beautiful, but she's not my ideal.

00:23:27.360 But I understand she's the ideal. 0.99

00:23:29.160 I think she's disqualified because she has thick tits. 1.00

00:23:32.880 You can't say it's your ideal because she has more than 90 pounds on her. 1.00

00:23:37.380 This is the biggest, like, cope fest I've ever heard in my life.

00:23:40.720 It's not my ideal. 0.99

00:23:41.660 She's a fucking 25 on a scale of 1 to 10. 1.00

00:23:46.120 People are out of your goddamn minds. 1.00

00:23:48.120 I'm going to – I'm going to top my ideal. 1.00

00:23:50.260 I'd rather she have smaller tits and be a little bit shorter and have less perfect hair 1.00

00:23:55.120 and have a – 1.00

00:23:55.760 I'd rather fuck a woman's face. 1.00

00:23:57.540 It's just too angelic. 1.00

00:23:58.720 It's just perfect. 1.00

00:23:59.440 Yeah, and have a dick, Clint. 1.00

00:24:01.340 We all have our preferences. 1.00

00:24:03.940 I would rather fuck a woman than I can fuck for more than three seconds. 1.00

00:24:07.560 So there you go. 1.00

00:24:08.920 All right.

00:24:09.300 That's a fair argument.

00:24:10.700 That is a solid argument.

00:24:12.880 Go tell that to your wife. 1.00

00:24:15.200 No, I will admit she's –

00:24:16.880 You tell that to your wife. 1.00

00:24:17.920 Wait, how long do you fuck your wife? 1.00

00:24:19.580 I say when we're saying the ideal – 1.00

00:24:21.320 I'm having sex with her as long as I can until the cops arrive. 1.00

00:24:25.460 Hold on. 1.00

00:24:25.860 Wait up.

00:24:26.060 We're getting Cole in trouble right now because we're coming to this conclusion here.

00:24:29.420 You last a long time.

00:24:30.420 Very good for you.

00:24:31.440 But with this girl, you would last three seconds. 0.99

00:24:33.820 Why?

00:24:34.060 No, no, no, no.

00:24:34.840 I never said that.

00:24:37.060 I'm not trying to say anything.

00:24:38.500 I said that's what you said.

00:24:39.340 But am I wrong?

00:24:40.360 Jesus Christ.

00:24:40.600 Everybody here, am I wrong? 0.99

00:24:42.480 I was like, damn. 0.99

00:24:43.760 It's like, no. 0.99

00:24:44.620 I know what you mean, but I know that there's a woman on the other side of the screen that's 0.79

00:24:48.060 interpreting it the worst way possibly right now.

00:24:50.680 She's genetically built in a way that any man who has ever had the honor of entering her 1.00

00:24:56.880 is an idiot if they don't ejaculate inside in hopes of generating offspring. 1.00

00:25:03.680 She is that hot. 1.00

00:25:04.520 When you see a woman like that, your immediate thought, at least mine, is must reproduce. 1.00

00:25:09.900 There's no, it's like, it's not even about sex.

00:25:12.300 Nah.

00:25:12.560 No, I disagree. 1.00

00:25:13.800 She's not genetically built for that way because almost her entire body is enhanced by fucking 1.00

00:25:19.500 plastic. 1.00

00:25:20.600 And that's 100% true.

00:25:21.960 I agree with Cole.

00:25:24.480 Jose, I looked her up. 0.99

00:25:30.140 She's actually a hockey goalie, and she does have fake tits. 1.00

00:25:33.960 Okay. 1.00

00:25:34.740 Cole is correct.

00:25:35.920 Is she just to fill up the goal? 1.00

00:25:37.620 Yeah, yeah.

00:25:38.560 That's why she's a goalie. 1.00

00:25:40.180 That would be a great idea. 0.99

00:25:41.420 Those are well-done fake tits. 1.00

00:25:42.880 Those are well-done fake tits. 1.00

00:25:44.380 So, like, I don't think that really takes away from her. 0.99

00:25:46.960 Obviously, it'd be more ideal if she had natural tits in that same exact shape. 1.00

00:25:52.640 But she doesn't.

00:25:53.980 I don't believe that they're not natural.

00:25:54.960 They are making good points in the comments that she's over 21.

00:25:58.340 I think she probably had large... 0.99

00:25:58.640 Making good points.

00:25:59.320 They're saying, hey, JC.

00:26:00.680 And JC's saying hi to everybody.

00:26:02.200 I think she had large titties to begin with, and she probably got, like, half a cup size up. 1.00

00:26:07.240 Because, like, that's what it looks like to me.

00:26:08.800 No, I don't believe that because she was a sport. 1.00

00:26:10.760 If she's playing sports, all those sports girls are just... 1.00

00:26:12.960 Dude, you saw the bounce in them fuckers. 1.00

00:26:14.720 Those things, like, there was a lot of natural breast tissue. 1.00

00:26:19.200 The implants are...

00:26:19.220 The very unnatural bounce, yeah.

00:26:21.860 Very unnatural bounce?

00:26:23.260 What are you talking...

00:26:24.020 This is such a cope! 1.00

00:26:25.580 You guys were all fucking lying! 1.00

00:26:27.540 She's perfect! 1.00

00:26:28.620 Fuck you! 1.00

00:26:29.080 It does suck whenever I'm on the same side as Toad. 1.00

00:26:32.240 Especially on matters of women. 0.94

00:26:34.200 Because it's just like...

00:26:35.380 You should all reflect on that!

00:26:36.880 Deeply!

00:26:38.400 You're all on Toadside! 0.98

00:26:40.020 It's retarded! 1.00

00:26:40.740 I'm not Toadside! 0.97

00:26:42.060 At all.

00:26:42.560 I like Toadside.

00:26:43.000 Jose's not.

00:26:44.080 I like Toad.

00:26:46.160 She's a bombshell. 0.89

00:26:47.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:48.580 I think she's mathematically the ideal...

00:26:50.820 Thank you for liking me, though. 1.00

00:26:53.020 Conspiracy Extremist, Fuck, Marry, Kill, Margot Robbie, Melania Trump, and Reed Coverdale. 0.99

00:27:00.300 Huh. 1.00

00:27:01.040 Man.

00:27:02.340 Wait.

00:27:02.900 Margot Robbie, uh, Reed...

00:27:04.840 Melania Trump, and Reed.

00:27:06.360 I think you...

00:27:07.080 I think you...

00:27:08.560 Married Melania, right?

00:27:10.280 Because if you're married Melania, she's getting half of what her Trumps has. 1.00

00:27:13.760 She's got money, for sure, yeah. 1.00

00:27:15.080 So then you're getting half of that.

00:27:16.000 Yeah, Margot Robbie's a real pauper. 1.00

00:27:18.860 I know for sure that we all kill Reed, right? 1.00

00:27:21.200 We kill him? 1.00

00:27:21.760 We have to kill Reed. 1.00

00:27:22.740 I'm sorry. 0.98

00:27:23.200 No, I can't kill Reed. 1.00

00:27:24.440 You have to kill Reed before he kills you. 1.00

00:27:26.240 You're gonna fuck Reed and not Margot Robbie? 1.00

00:27:29.140 Come on, man. 1.00

00:27:29.960 I feel like you marry Reed. 1.00

00:27:30.340 Margot Robbie's mid, so I don't wanna fuck a mid. 1.00

00:27:31.980 I don't wanna fuck a... 1.00

00:27:33.380 You wanna fuck a 10, baby. 1.00

00:27:35.280 You fuck Hargo, you marry Reed. 1.00

00:27:36.820 There you go. 1.00

00:27:37.160 Why would you kill Melania? 0.67

00:27:38.460 Because I don't know.

00:27:39.400 I just, like, she's just... 0.79

00:27:40.900 I mean, yeah, I guess money, but she's kinda gross looking. 1.00

00:27:43.720 Seems really boring. 0.90

00:27:44.900 That's... 0.99

00:27:45.340 That's also gay. 1.00

00:27:47.120 Melania is gross. 1.00

00:27:48.560 Dude, she is gross. 1.00

00:27:49.160 Because Melania is... 0.99

00:27:50.560 She's very much like that girl that we saw kinda the same thing maybe 20 years after.

00:27:54.380 So I could see that.

00:27:55.000 She's so hot. 0.97

00:27:55.500 How we were offended by this.

00:27:56.720 Yeah.

00:27:56.940 What are you talking about?

00:27:57.860 I don't think Melania's hot, but I do think she is the... 1.00

00:28:00.540 Melania is obviously hot! 1.00

00:28:03.680 What's happening?

00:28:04.260 Dig into Jose's psyche here.

00:28:06.360 You know Jose.

00:28:07.460 He wants him thick.

00:28:08.600 Melania is the old school model. 0.87

00:28:11.440 She's an old school, like, rail-thin model. 0.99

00:28:14.720 Yes.

00:28:14.940 Yes, she's an old school model. 1.00

00:28:15.820 That's not Jose's type.

00:28:16.700 Just, I don't know.

00:28:17.500 I don't find her pretty.

00:28:18.920 God, she's an old school model. 1.00

00:28:20.220 I agree with Jose.

00:28:20.800 She's an old school model, what, the 90s? 1.00

00:28:21.880 In the 90s?

00:28:22.940 Yeah.

00:28:23.640 So she was during the heroin chic kind of thing?

00:28:26.580 Someone bring in Melania as a train. 1.00

00:28:28.060 I can 100% belie Melania as a train.

00:28:29.860 Cat face looks.

00:28:30.780 She's very much like...

00:28:31.640 Jesus Christ.

00:28:33.060 Melania, yeah.

00:28:33.920 I mean, it's possible.

00:28:35.840 Can we go down through all the vice...

00:28:38.340 Oh, we're talking...

00:28:39.640 Oh, jeez.

00:28:40.080 I thought we were talking about Trump's daughter.

00:28:41.740 Who's a true and who's not?

00:28:42.000 We're talking about Trump's wife.

00:28:42.940 No, Trump's wife.

00:28:43.940 I feel like...

00:28:44.380 Trump's wife, Melania.

00:28:46.580 Now that there's two, it's starting to get, like, okay...

00:28:49.380 But she was hot. 1.00

00:28:50.860 Well, because we saw...

00:28:51.900 I think...

00:28:52.300 Did I send the young pictures of Hillary or something like that? 0.96

00:28:56.960 Real quick.

00:28:57.780 Yeah, we saw that.

00:28:58.680 Do you know what vice president's wife... 1.00

00:29:01.820 Or no, president's wife, that we have this concept that she's hot, but really is not? 1.00

00:29:05.720 Jackie Kennedy.

00:29:06.760 Look at some other photos of her, like, just not the normal ones you see. 1.00

00:29:09.700 And you realize, like, oh, she's kind of an ugly bitch. 1.00

00:29:12.740 I don't think she's ugly, but she's kind of plain. 1.00

00:29:14.560 I mean, not ugly.

00:29:15.260 She's homeless. 0.99

00:29:15.640 For the whole Camelot talk.

00:29:17.300 I think she's, like, hotter than, like, the rest of them, though. 1.00

00:29:21.120 I mean, honestly, Hillary gets a bad rap because she aged like a fucking loaf of bread. 1.00

00:29:28.140 Dude, I'll take Barbara Bush all day. 1.00

00:29:31.500 I think...

00:29:33.500 The re-covered L-Choice.

00:29:35.820 Look at this.

00:29:36.760 Yeah.

00:29:37.360 They're trying to compare her to... 1.00

00:29:37.940 That's a homely-looking bitch, dude. 1.00

00:29:39.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:39.820 Yeah, you are right. 0.97

00:29:40.740 She's got a blockhead. 1.00

00:29:41.220 Look at her face. 0.99

00:29:43.500 Hold on.

00:29:44.240 I'm going to put my hands around...

00:29:45.660 Oh, put your hands around her hair, and it's a dude. 1.00

00:29:48.560 Yeah, dude.

00:29:49.040 It's 100% a dude.

00:29:50.020 She's wall-lined. 1.00

00:29:50.800 She's wall-lined like a motherfucker. 1.00

00:29:52.700 She looks like that. 1.00

00:29:53.500 See how far apart her eyes are.

00:29:54.720 What's that guy from Ice Age? 0.99

00:29:55.900 With the fucking John Leguizamo from Ice Age with the eyes on top of his head. 0.99

00:29:58.380 Yeah, she looks like John Leguizamo. 1.00

00:29:59.900 She does, yeah.

00:30:01.240 Dude, I'd still...

00:30:03.940 Sounds like John Leguizamo.

00:30:05.620 I'd still...

00:30:06.580 I'd still get her to show me her Jackie O face. 0.82

00:30:11.140 Lainey has a good point.

00:30:12.260 Looks like Dilma Vainey. 0.99

00:30:13.800 Looks exactly like Dilma Vainey. 1.00

00:30:15.400 I'd rather fuck Dilma Vainey. 1.00

00:30:16.840 Dude, Dylan's cuter than she is now. 1.00

00:30:19.960 See?

00:30:20.760 I told you.

00:30:21.900 By the way, I do have a bone to pick with Legion of Skanks 1.00

00:30:24.640 because they are...

00:30:26.320 We are...

00:30:28.000 I'm sure they'll see this.

00:30:28.680 ...100% better on cultural issues than they are.

00:30:32.420 Right.

00:30:32.640 Just overall because they like to touch on...

00:30:34.620 They talked about Dilma Vainey and they basically...

00:30:37.020 You could have just ended that sentence with 100% better.

00:30:40.080 Yeah, okay, that's true.

00:30:41.080 But what I'm saying is because I've been listening to them 0.99

00:30:43.360 and anytime they touch on any type of cultural shit 0.93

00:30:45.820 and actually have real opinions on it, 1.00

00:30:47.680 they always fucking suck. 1.00

00:30:49.600 You know why, right? 1.00

00:30:50.740 I don't know, man.

00:30:51.480 I think everyone can do whatever they want to, man.

00:30:54.640 No, no, no, no.

00:30:55.440 Because they were like,

00:30:56.660 oh, the Dilma Vainey thing actually will work out.

00:30:59.140 They basically came down to

00:31:00.800 that it'll work out better for Bud Light.

00:31:03.060 And they were like,

00:31:03.520 it's not going to be that big of a deal.

00:31:04.720 And then they...

00:31:05.120 Wrong.

00:31:06.060 Yeah, they were completely wrong on it.

00:31:08.520 They were like...

00:31:09.320 Extraordinarily wrong?

00:31:10.240 They literally went to like

00:31:11.260 the no press is bad press type of thing.

00:31:13.180 They were like,

00:31:13.520 oh, this will just blow over.

00:31:14.980 Meanwhile, Bud Light has like crashed.

00:31:17.460 It'll blow something.

00:31:19.040 I will say this.

00:31:19.780 Our live online episodes,

00:31:23.740 which are all of them,

00:31:24.460 are all better than theirs 100%.

00:31:26.340 They don't know how to do...

00:31:27.560 They don't have the dynamic.

00:31:28.700 It's very strange.

00:31:29.780 That's right.

00:31:29.960 We're not even doing it in person either.

00:31:32.660 But then also,

00:31:33.660 the most recent one...

00:31:35.800 I don't watch Legion of Scans.

00:31:37.300 That's the whole delineation he was making.

00:31:39.040 What's wrong with you?

00:31:39.880 Oh.

00:31:41.320 The most recent one,

00:31:42.280 they were talking about Barbie.

00:31:43.620 And it was so funny

00:31:45.000 listening to them

00:31:45.640 try to talk about Barbie.

00:31:46.620 And none of them had seen it.

00:31:47.800 And none of them had ever even heard of the...

00:31:49.140 Like, really looked at the movie.

00:31:50.800 And so, they were like...

00:31:52.540 Lewis goes,

00:31:53.480 yeah, Barbie is the one... 1.00

00:31:55.440 He was like,

00:31:55.760 I bet it's like a parody.

00:31:57.600 Oh, yeah, Podcast Wars.

00:31:58.920 He was like,

00:31:59.480 I bet it's like a parody.

00:32:00.840 Like a comedy parody of like...

00:32:03.080 And making...

00:32:03.660 Poking fun at the old Barbie

00:32:04.900 from our growing up.

00:32:05.980 And I was like,

00:32:06.480 that's completely wrong.

00:32:08.280 Incorrect.

00:32:08.820 And it's just like

00:32:09.620 not even close to what the movie was.

00:32:11.400 Dude, have you guys caught any...

00:32:12.660 I actually want to see Barbie now

00:32:14.380 just because some of the

00:32:15.080 based interpretations

00:32:16.060 I've seen from people.

00:32:17.560 I might watch it

00:32:18.780 just because everybody's seen it.

00:32:19.500 Like, I've seen so many people

00:32:20.480 describe it as like

00:32:21.380 the way it was written

00:32:22.440 was clearly to be like

00:32:23.200 this feminist empowerment thing. 1.00

00:32:24.700 But if you interpret it

00:32:25.480 from the lens of Ken,

00:32:26.780 you're like...

00:32:27.500 It's like a tragic

00:32:28.420 Shakespearean story

00:32:29.620 of like man bringing

00:32:30.640 like fire to the world

00:32:31.980 and then Ken slapped down for it.

00:32:33.960 Yeah.

00:32:34.720 Dude, did you see

00:32:35.940 where they took

00:32:36.440 that Ryan Gosling clip

00:32:38.440 where he starts talking

00:32:39.220 about the Jews

00:32:39.780 and then they just...

00:32:40.780 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:41.020 They start the montage

00:32:42.320 with him as Ken

00:32:43.280 and then they just transition

00:32:44.320 right away into...

00:32:45.600 It's so good.

00:32:48.600 Yeah.

00:32:49.080 Dude, it really is like

00:32:50.680 because it's just Hollywood

00:32:52.380 being so like out of touch

00:32:54.240 and they're just like

00:32:55.080 everybody's going to be cheering

00:32:55.900 for Barbie in this.

00:32:56.960 Ken's obviously the bad guy

00:32:58.540 where Ken is literally

00:32:59.760 like everybody like...

00:33:00.560 We're like,

00:33:01.040 he's literally me.

00:33:02.860 Yeah, he's like,

00:33:03.520 he's literally me.

00:33:04.300 Also, everybody's like,

00:33:05.560 oh yeah, he's the underdog.

00:33:07.400 Everybody loves the underdog. 1.00

00:33:08.660 Barbie is just the bitch on top. 1.00

00:33:08.800 Ken is the protagonist. 1.00

00:33:11.060 And then like he goes

00:33:12.180 and he learns about like work

00:33:13.940 and like how the patriarchy works 0.99

00:33:16.240 and all this shit. 0.98

00:33:16.820 Like individualism essentially. 0.99

00:33:18.580 And then in the end,

00:33:19.600 what's crazy is in the end

00:33:20.760 he still gets,

00:33:21.880 he goes back to the being 0.72

00:33:23.260 the like underdog.

00:33:25.040 He goes back... 1.00

00:33:25.540 Like a simp bitch 1.00

00:33:26.060 because basically in this world 1.00

00:33:27.360 Ken is meant to like

00:33:28.420 only be going for Barbie

00:33:30.180 and so like once he

00:33:31.040 is no longer a simp

00:33:32.240 and starts to actually like

00:33:33.180 make something of himself,

00:33:34.520 they're like,

00:33:34.860 no Ken,

00:33:35.540 like you can't do that.

00:33:36.860 Like that's the whole message

00:33:38.640 but like obviously

00:33:39.580 if you look at it

00:33:39.980 from the dude's perspective

00:33:40.780 you're like,

00:33:41.580 yeah dude,

00:33:42.220 he was on something. 1.00

00:33:43.240 So Barbie was a fucking 0.99

00:33:43.820 hot take as well. 0.99

00:33:45.580 Ryan Gosling is actually not hot.

00:33:48.260 That is dude.

00:33:49.200 Hey, kick him out of the chat.

00:33:50.000 Dude, he's a handsome man.

00:33:50.320 I honestly,

00:33:50.920 I think you might,

00:33:51.580 that might be band worthy.

00:33:52.920 Dude, dude,

00:33:53.720 Benzo,

00:33:54.360 dude,

00:33:54.600 she thinks that I'm more attractive

00:33:56.680 than Ryan Gosling.

00:33:57.660 I'm all for it.

00:33:58.240 I understand him not being your ideal

00:33:59.920 but he's obviously the ideal.

00:34:01.900 That's a good question.

00:34:02.680 Here we go.

00:34:03.220 To you, Benzo.

00:34:04.400 Maybe. 1.00

00:34:04.720 She goes fucking toad. 1.00

00:34:06.000 I'm literally going to leave the show. 1.00

00:34:07.220 Me, motherfucker. 1.00

00:34:10.520 You're not like, 1.00

00:34:11.380 she's obviously blind.

00:34:13.500 I just can't.

00:34:14.080 It's not the ideal.

00:34:15.240 I can barely muster the...

00:34:15.940 Would you rather watch Oppenheimer though?

00:34:18.300 I can barely muster the energy 1.00

00:34:19.640 to even like listen to this shit. 1.00

00:34:21.280 I can barely, 1.00

00:34:21.540 I can barely muster the energy

00:34:23.100 to look at Clint's tweets.

00:34:24.880 I can't be bothered

00:34:25.680 to watch any kind of videos

00:34:26.940 about Barbie.

00:34:27.660 I just don't know why.

00:34:28.760 Like it generally

00:34:29.400 doesn't interest me, right?

00:34:30.620 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 0.97

00:34:31.340 Why the fuck are my tweets 0.99

00:34:32.500 being slotted in with Barbie? 0.99

00:34:34.560 Why is this happening? 1.00

00:34:36.400 My tweets are fucking bangers, 1.00

00:34:37.760 you son of a bitch. 1.00

00:34:38.040 Yes, because you get too high, Clint. 1.00

00:34:39.760 We gotta bring you down.

00:34:41.040 Oh, okay.

00:34:41.580 That's fair.

00:34:41.900 We gotta, yeah.

00:34:42.900 Just like we're really

00:34:44.040 bringing down Ryan Gosling

00:34:45.360 by calling him

00:34:45.940 the objective ideal.

00:34:46.980 I am the objectively ideal tweeter, 1.00

00:34:48.740 you sons of bitches. 1.00

00:34:49.900 I just wanted to say 1.00

00:34:50.820 real quick about Ryan Gosling.

00:34:51.980 One, total ten.

00:34:53.340 I'm the objectively ideal tweeter.

00:34:55.620 I also agree with that.

00:34:57.460 Objectively.

00:34:57.740 I'm sorry,

00:34:57.940 but today I did say

00:34:59.180 if aliens are real, 0.94

00:35:00.140 where's my foreskin? 0.96

00:35:01.500 So, I'm the objective. 0.94

00:35:05.060 Objectively correct.

00:35:06.220 But see,

00:35:06.560 that's because I'm a supportive king

00:35:07.980 and you guys are trying

00:35:08.860 to bring me down, 1.00

00:35:09.700 you fucking Judases. 1.00

00:35:11.220 All right. 0.99

00:35:11.720 So, Ryan Gosling,

00:35:13.300 I just wanted to say,

00:35:14.340 one, Barbie, 0.97

00:35:15.300 kick her out of the chat,

00:35:16.220 obviously a ten.

00:35:17.240 Two,

00:35:18.000 any guy that looks that good,

00:35:20.320 blonde hair,

00:35:20.920 blue eyes,

00:35:21.560 willing to do a monologue

00:35:22.600 about the banks

00:35:23.480 and blood and soil

00:35:25.140 and all that,

00:35:25.740 he's just obviously

00:35:28.040 a cool guy.

00:35:29.800 You know,

00:35:30.240 like,

00:35:30.460 I don't think he actually

00:35:31.500 feels that way,

00:35:32.300 but I just like,

00:35:32.700 if you're willing,

00:35:33.640 the way he delivered that,

00:35:35.480 he felt it.

00:35:36.400 He felt it a little bit

00:35:37.440 and that makes him cool.

00:35:38.960 Yeah,

00:35:39.160 I felt it.

00:35:39.760 I thought it was real.

00:35:41.160 Yeah.

00:35:41.460 Also,

00:35:41.920 he's really Aaron looking,

00:35:44.900 so I really felt it.

00:35:46.100 Yeah.

00:35:46.320 You know,

00:35:46.780 you guys really don't think

00:35:47.940 that he's kind of like

00:35:48.820 goofy looking,

00:35:49.940 like just a little bit,

00:35:51.120 like something about his face.

00:35:52.000 I'd let him come

00:35:52.860 as deep in me as he wants.

00:35:54.660 objectively handsome man.

00:35:55.740 I don't know

00:35:56.120 what you're talking about.

00:35:57.000 That's not even a bad,

00:35:57.680 that's even a bad photo.

00:35:58.840 Yeah,

00:35:59.160 that's not a good photo of me either.

00:36:00.440 No,

00:36:00.620 no,

00:36:00.740 that's,

00:36:01.220 this is what it is.

00:36:01.900 Look at his eyes.

00:36:02.680 Hold on.

00:36:03.140 Dude,

00:36:03.300 he looks like my,

00:36:04.060 his eyes,

00:36:04.940 his right eye is higher

00:36:06.040 than his left eye.

00:36:07.320 Oh my God.

00:36:08.360 Oh my God.

00:36:09.340 You're back in top.

00:36:11.320 No,

00:36:11.680 no,

00:36:12.420 when I'm saying

00:36:13.000 that something is goofy about him,

00:36:14.400 do you do this 1.00

00:36:15.320 to your wife's tits as well? 1.00

00:36:16.660 Hey, 1.00

00:36:16.860 that nipple's a little high 1.00

00:36:17.840 over there. 0.95

00:36:18.480 Dude,

00:36:18.780 if you looked at this guy,

00:36:20.020 if,

00:36:20.240 he looks like my friend Brian.

00:36:22.080 If I told you that this guy

00:36:23.260 was Jimmy Nohans,

00:36:24.920 right?

00:36:25.880 You guys would be like,

00:36:26.680 probably.

00:36:27.620 No,

00:36:27.940 I wouldn't believe it.

00:36:28.520 No,

00:36:28.860 I would honestly,

00:36:30.300 no,

00:36:30.540 I would kind of think it

00:36:31.380 because I'd be like,

00:36:32.140 a guy that has that

00:36:33.300 bad of a disability,

00:36:34.800 God had to help him out

00:36:36.220 in some other area.

00:36:36.780 No,

00:36:37.180 I agree with whoever said that.

00:36:38.520 Look at this,

00:36:38.820 this is like his smoky look.

00:36:40.680 And now put him up against Brad Pitt.

00:36:42.440 Your reasoning for why 0.97

00:36:43.840 he is not cute is so gay. 1.00

00:36:45.780 The one with him shirtless 0.98

00:36:46.880 from that movie.

00:36:48.080 I was just about to mention,

00:36:49.000 I can't,

00:36:49.260 I just blanked on the name.

00:36:50.760 Yeah,

00:36:50.780 he's jacked,

00:36:51.340 great body.

00:36:52.240 But look at,

00:36:52.800 I mean,

00:36:53.020 his face is just weird.

00:36:56.560 What's that movie?

00:36:58.500 You're selecting all of his 0.84

00:36:59.880 less perfect pictures.

00:37:01.560 I don't know that.

00:37:01.820 I forgot.

00:37:02.160 The guy on the left

00:37:03.140 or the right here,

00:37:03.640 I can't tell.

00:37:09.300 I think it's unsymmetrical.

00:37:10.780 That child is going to be no,

00:37:11.860 dude.

00:37:12.460 Love him.

00:37:13.080 It's unsymmetrical,

00:37:14.040 looking a little weird.

00:37:14.760 A little dash of imperfection

00:37:16.600 actually adds.

00:37:17.460 Like Marilyn Monroe,

00:37:18.180 for example,

00:37:18.680 had the mole.

00:37:20.020 That was her signature thing.

00:37:21.040 I think if you're perfectly

00:37:21.880 symmetrical,

00:37:22.920 I don't know if it's like

00:37:23.640 an uncanny valley thing.

00:37:24.840 It's almost like

00:37:25.300 we kind of don't like it.

00:37:26.380 I'd make her lance off that mole, 1.00

00:37:27.760 by the way. 0.93

00:37:28.300 If I married her,

00:37:29.100 I'd be like,

00:37:29.460 you're getting that thing 0.53

00:37:30.120 burned right off.

00:37:31.240 If you're perfectly, 0.94

00:37:32.620 if you're perfectly symmetrical, 1.00

00:37:34.080 you're like fucking AI, 1.00

00:37:35.440 dude. 1.00

00:37:35.640 That's,

00:37:36.400 yeah,

00:37:37.360 no.

00:37:38.780 Did you have any other mailbags?

00:37:40.300 Yeah,

00:37:40.520 yeah.

00:37:41.400 We got,

00:37:41.980 AI,

00:37:42.360 definitely not a grabbler.

00:37:47.280 I was chatting with a new co-worker

00:37:49.160 and they asked what TV shows I watch.

00:37:50.920 I very autistically replied,

00:37:52.380 I only watch podcasts, 1.00

00:37:53.960 libertarian shit, 1.00

00:37:55.000 and offensive comedy stuff. 0.99

00:37:56.700 After doing this,

00:37:57.680 how do I convince homie 1.00

00:37:59.100 that I am not gay?

00:38:00.780 Should I,

00:38:01.160 should,

00:38:02.320 should I just off myself?

00:38:04.720 I will abide by the gang's decision.

00:38:07.200 This is Toad giving us

00:38:08.320 his own money to say this.

00:38:12.380 Guys,

00:38:12.860 I just need some advice,

00:38:13.820 all right?

00:38:15.020 Dude, 0.99

00:38:15.480 you're living the fucking 0.99

00:38:16.180 coolest life imaginable. 0.99

00:38:17.300 Don't even sweat. 0.99

00:38:18.120 Who gives a shit? 0.99

00:38:19.540 I have told people 0.99

00:38:20.340 that I do listen to podcasts 0.99

00:38:21.920 over like other shit 0.98

00:38:23.240 and like comedy. 0.99

00:38:24.660 So,

00:38:24.860 I mean,

00:38:24.980 I've done the same thing.

00:38:26.520 I listen to podcasts

00:38:27.300 like five or six hours a day.

00:38:29.480 Yeah,

00:38:29.740 I don't,

00:38:30.020 it's not gay.

00:38:31.600 Who cares what people are thinking?

00:38:32.660 Like,

00:38:32.840 I like,

00:38:34.000 I will read books

00:38:34.820 when I have like spare time 0.99

00:38:36.240 at work and shit. 1.00

00:38:36.880 You fucking faggot. 1.00

00:38:37.440 People are like, 1.00

00:38:37.480 look at this fucking weirdo. 1.00

00:38:39.040 Like, 1.00

00:38:39.300 do what you,

00:38:39.780 no words.

00:38:40.920 Don't do the long words. 0.96

00:38:44.320 Go get so mad

00:38:45.680 anytime someone says read.

00:38:48.020 It may blow people's mind,

00:38:49.360 but learning's a good thing.

00:38:51.440 Yeah,

00:38:51.840 I look on the same five 0.82

00:38:52.920 man numbing songs

00:38:53.740 over and over again.

00:38:54.020 I had dudes talking to me 0.99

00:38:54.040 all day fucking every day 0.99

00:38:55.240 and they talk to me 1.00

00:38:56.200 and they tell me what to think.

00:39:00.300 I don't even understand

00:39:01.140 how much I've learned.

00:39:03.180 Oh my gosh.

00:39:04.660 Oh,

00:39:05.100 by the way,

00:39:05.480 I listened to Glenn Beck's

00:39:07.360 The Great Reset

00:39:08.460 on audiobook

00:39:09.160 and he reads it

00:39:10.020 and they didn't edit it.

00:39:12.060 So he just, 0.95

00:39:13.220 like anytime he fucks up, 0.88

00:39:14.960 he just, 0.94

00:39:16.000 he just stops

00:39:16.740 and then starts again

00:39:17.580 from the beginning

00:39:18.060 of the sentence.

00:39:18.720 Cause like there were some,

00:39:19.640 like it was clear

00:39:20.360 that someone was supposed

00:39:21.420 to go back through

00:39:22.100 and splice all the mistakes,

00:39:23.380 but it doesn't have it. 0.98

00:39:24.460 So he just constantly fucks up. 1.00

00:39:25.600 Ah, shit. 1.00

00:39:26.400 No. 1.00

00:39:28.020 That's what I kept waiting for.

00:39:29.380 I listened to the whole

00:39:30.120 nine hour audiobook

00:39:30.940 and I'm thinking like

00:39:31.660 at some point

00:39:32.320 he's going to be like,

00:39:33.080 ah, 1.00

00:39:33.440 these fucking, 1.00

00:39:34.120 these spit bastards 1.00

00:39:35.860 getting away. 1.00

00:39:37.040 He never did it.

00:39:38.080 He's really human.

00:39:40.420 This goes like,

00:39:41.460 The Great Reset,

00:39:42.760 all by the kikes. 1.00

00:39:44.320 And he's like,

00:39:44.580 ah,

00:39:44.880 I can't say that.

00:39:46.260 He's like, 1.00

00:39:46.720 I just fuck with you guys. 1.00

00:39:48.280 I just fuck with you guys. 1.00

00:39:49.460 Let's start it from, 1.00

00:39:50.100 let's start it from this guy.

00:39:50.800 Let's start it from one.

00:39:52.680 We're going to get as a post,

00:39:53.820 right?

00:39:55.600 Oh man.

00:39:56.880 Anything else,

00:39:57.540 Toad?

00:39:57.700 I forgot your question.

00:39:59.180 There is one more

00:40:00.260 if you want to do it.

00:40:01.160 Yeah.

00:40:01.460 Dude,

00:40:01.600 that guy's awesome. 0.99

00:40:02.420 Whoever fucking sent that comment in, 0.98

00:40:04.060 just feel good about yourself. 0.99

00:40:05.280 I love you,

00:40:05.760 brother.

00:40:06.420 This,

00:40:06.820 I actually,

00:40:07.540 I think I have to share this one actually

00:40:09.160 because there is an image along with it.

00:40:10.700 I do want to caveat the previous thing. 0.92

00:40:12.420 If you're just telling random bitches this, 1.00

00:40:14.100 that's weird. 1.00

00:40:15.160 Don't be,

00:40:15.540 you know,

00:40:15.860 Respectfully,

00:40:17.580 respectfully,

00:40:18.160 disagree.

00:40:18.880 Disagree. 1.00

00:40:19.400 Be fucking super real with bitches. 1.00

00:40:20.980 Girls love that shit. 1.00

00:40:21.980 Just tell them the truth. 1.00

00:40:22.740 You,

00:40:23.200 you're honest and interact with them

00:40:24.700 in a genuine way.

00:40:25.780 I do.

00:40:27.140 Why?

00:40:27.520 They're women. 1.00

00:40:28.740 Because I'm actually trying to get someone

00:40:30.260 who's compatible with me long term.

00:40:31.780 So you have to be honest about who you are.

00:40:33.700 How's that work now for you?

00:40:34.580 Bring your long sword on the team.

00:40:36.040 It's worked out great.

00:40:37.200 I've just,

00:40:37.580 I've just rejected them.

00:40:38.980 I've had one I like,

00:40:40.000 and even that's pushing.

00:40:40.920 I'm like Thomas Edison.

00:40:42.100 I'm finding out all the wrong ways

00:40:43.520 to get a woman long term.

00:40:44.500 All right.

00:40:47.820 This last one is from Jeffrey Drummer,

00:40:50.720 who is saying,

00:40:51.700 y'all think they're going to try

00:40:52.540 and lock us down again 0.91

00:40:53.580 because some dude with a dirty turban 1.00

00:40:55.280 fucked a camel. 1.00

00:40:56.800 And it's got this image. 0.99

00:40:58.160 I've not seen this before.

00:40:59.240 I guess there's some new.

00:41:01.240 MERS.

00:41:01.960 MERS. 1.00

00:41:03.040 No one cares about COVID shit anymore. 1.00

00:41:05.020 No one cares. 0.99

00:41:05.600 I have no idea.

00:41:06.620 It's not.

00:41:06.640 It's allegedly a 35% fatality rate.

00:41:09.540 So that'll be fun. 0.99

00:41:11.260 We're on the alien shit now, guys. 0.99

00:41:12.580 Look, I'm just going to be straight with you. 0.99

00:41:14.680 If it's real, if it's not,

00:41:16.080 it doesn't matter.

00:41:16.720 I'm going to survive.

00:41:17.640 All of us will survive

00:41:18.660 because we are survivors. 0.98

00:41:20.040 And I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:41:20.240 I hope it's real. 1.00

00:41:21.060 And I hope it kills me. 0.99

00:41:22.140 I'm a superior human being. 0.98

00:41:22.920 I am just tired.

00:41:24.160 I'm exhausted.

00:41:26.540 If you're going to do another bioweapon.

00:41:27.560 Top has a different angle on this,

00:41:29.040 but I'm with Jose on this one.

00:41:30.840 What's his name?

00:41:31.340 We are superior breeds.

00:41:32.680 Mr. Huff, Dr. Huff,

00:41:33.960 if you're listening,

00:41:34.660 you're going to make another bioweapon. 1.00

00:41:36.920 Please just fucking kill me. 1.00

00:41:38.480 Make it good this time. 1.00

00:41:41.180 Don't target the Jews. 0.99

00:41:42.940 Target the Puerto Ricans. 1.00

00:41:44.140 Let's get them all out. 1.00

00:41:45.120 Let's just fucking cut the air. 1.00

00:41:47.080 I am done. 0.99

00:41:48.000 All one million of them?

00:41:48.920 Just take me out.

00:41:50.500 Kind of a waste.

00:41:51.600 I did watch, Clint, I will say,

00:41:53.520 I did watch your show.

00:41:54.420 Instead of reading your tweets,

00:41:55.480 I just watched your show

00:41:56.260 about the RFK thing.

00:41:57.940 And that was good.

00:41:58.460 And that was so funny

00:41:59.040 because the day of my dad was like,

00:42:01.920 you see that RFK hearing?

00:42:03.560 Yeah.

00:42:04.260 Didn't you only listen to like 15 minutes though?

00:42:06.400 But I can't tell you who it is.

00:42:08.520 Did you actually go back and finish it? 0.79

00:42:09.940 Because the ending is fucking awesome. 0.82

00:42:11.200 I did. 0.89

00:42:11.540 I did go back and finish it.

00:42:12.700 Wasn't the ending good?

00:42:13.580 I thought it was good.

00:42:13.880 It was very good.

00:42:14.680 Thanks, man.

00:42:15.900 You should tell your dad about it.

00:42:17.460 No, I can't.

00:42:18.340 I'll be like,

00:42:18.620 make sure you check me out on Tower Gang

00:42:21.000 where Cole says crazy threesome stories.

00:42:24.000 You do realize,

00:42:25.120 I'm on TimCast next week,

00:42:27.400 Clint's going back on,

00:42:28.440 Reed's going back on.

00:42:29.380 At some point,

00:42:30.500 somehow,

00:42:31.020 this information is going to trickle back to your family.

00:42:32.880 I am so scared, dude.

00:42:34.800 I am so worried.

00:42:36.700 That's true.

00:42:38.180 I can imagine your mom being like,

00:42:39.680 Richard, come here.

00:42:41.380 Aren't you 25?

00:42:42.600 Do you know how many times our son said?

00:42:43.460 23.

00:42:43.620 Dude, don't worry.

00:42:45.540 During my presidential run,

00:42:47.140 when I get on TimCast,

00:42:48.120 I'll just tell the threesome story.

00:42:50.100 I feel like your parents,

00:42:53.200 if they were as simple as you,

00:42:54.300 you would probably be able to tell them

00:42:56.000 that's not you,

00:42:56.840 that's just someone that looks like you.

00:42:59.040 Oh, yeah.

00:42:59.800 That guy is so big. 0.98

00:43:01.220 I don't fucking know that guy. 1.00

00:43:02.320 You probably got your IQ from your parents, 1.00

00:43:04.120 so I feel like you can dupe them.

00:43:06.020 But then it got lowered

00:43:07.520 because of the plasma situation.

00:43:09.000 It's not me.

00:43:10.820 God, I'm so...

00:43:11.820 Dude, you're 27.

00:43:12.820 I live the same way in my 20s,

00:43:14.500 and I got to tell you,

00:43:15.080 as soon as I hit 30,

00:43:16.160 I started talking to my parents,

00:43:17.440 including my mom,

00:43:18.280 who I was very sheepish around. 0.99

00:43:19.780 and I started dropping fucking hard ERs 0.99

00:43:22.140 and doing the whole thing, 0.97

00:43:23.080 and she was like,

00:43:23.660 this is awesome.

00:43:24.780 I love it.

00:43:25.120 It's not going to happen.

00:43:26.280 Not going to happen.

00:43:26.780 I think it's the first time ever 1.00

00:43:28.180 I heard my dad say ass. 0.99

00:43:31.000 Like, the first time I ever heard of him swear. 0.99

00:43:33.320 That was like a couple weeks ago.

00:43:34.820 You know what's funny?

00:43:35.480 I was just like you with my parents.

00:43:37.480 It was actually my little brother,

00:43:38.840 who's eight years younger than me,

00:43:39.940 Colin.

00:43:40.500 He's the one who broke me from that mold

00:43:42.780 because he was like...

00:43:44.540 He basically sounded like Richard Pryor

00:43:46.160 every time I went out to dinner with him,

00:43:48.320 and I was like,

00:43:48.960 wait, we're allowed to do this?

00:43:50.740 Like, this is crazy.

00:43:51.540 He's like, 1.00

00:43:51.780 oh, fucking yeah, man. 1.00

00:43:53.780 Fucking these homos at my work, 1.00

00:43:55.500 and I don't give a fuck about these queefs, 1.00

00:43:57.240 and I'm like, 0.98

00:43:57.540 what is happening?

00:43:58.840 It could never happen.

00:43:59.880 I'm telling you right now.

00:44:00.920 It's just not going to happen.

00:44:02.300 My mom, I mean...

00:44:02.960 All right, too.

00:44:03.360 All right.

00:44:03.800 My mom, my dad...

00:44:05.360 Keep living a lie. 1.00

00:44:06.120 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:44:06.740 Maybe, but my mom, 1.00

00:44:07.740 not even a fucking chance. 0.99

00:44:09.700 This guy here brings up a good point. 0.99

00:44:12.120 Cole's basically saying

00:44:12.860 he doesn't want us to get big,

00:44:14.320 and that's what he's saying.

00:44:15.100 I actively try to fight against this.

00:44:17.960 Everything in Cole's life

00:44:19.200 is about getting big.

00:44:21.000 That's true.

00:44:21.780 Yeah, that's definitely true.

00:44:23.260 Instead of focusing on getting the show big,

00:44:25.040 I just focused on myself getting big.

00:44:26.420 Yeah, I don't like that.

00:44:27.220 I did put in time and work

00:44:28.260 into Cole's Cartridge Corner this week.

00:44:30.440 Hell yeah. 0.99

00:44:31.660 Let's fucking go. 1.00

00:44:33.280 All right, let's do it. 1.00

00:44:39.540 Cole's Culture Corner.

00:44:42.000 And this time...

00:44:43.100 So this time I did, actually,

00:44:45.980 I went, I downloaded the videos,

00:44:47.540 I sent them to a Google Drive,

00:44:48.620 so they should be in full screen,

00:44:50.040 so we should be able to see them

00:44:51.120 and hear them correctly.

00:44:51.720 This is the most work he's ever done

00:44:53.020 on the podcast.

00:44:53.800 I cannot wait for this to bomb.

00:44:55.860 It's not even Instagram anymore, yeah.

00:44:59.060 He's back to 15%, folks.

00:45:00.740 He's giving it his all.

00:45:03.080 We've done everything we can

00:45:04.300 on all angles to set this up

00:45:05.920 and set him up for success,

00:45:07.160 and I just hope that he fails.

00:45:10.920 I mean, I could sabotage it.

00:45:14.580 I'm in a position where I could,

00:45:15.840 but I won't.

00:45:16.300 No, no, no.

00:45:16.980 We'll know if you did it.

00:45:18.220 And we'll get to Andrew's show.

00:45:19.800 JC, we will get to Andrew's show later.

00:45:21.220 We're going to set up for the end of the show.

00:45:22.260 We definitely have to do Andrew's show, yeah.

00:45:24.100 All right.

00:45:24.540 Yeah, if we're doing Cole's Clip Corner.

00:45:26.060 Cole's Clips, are we ready here?

00:45:27.200 Oh, you just got to put... 1.00

00:45:28.460 What the fuck, man? 1.00

00:45:29.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:30.380 You can't just show them all like this.

00:45:32.020 Why not?

00:45:32.300 No, we tried the other way,

00:45:33.920 and it wasn't playing the audio.

00:45:35.080 It's all about presentation.

00:45:36.800 You can't play the audio

00:45:38.500 if you have it in a video player.

00:45:40.140 So go ahead and play something. 0.99

00:45:41.300 Fucking the person to party. 0.99

00:45:43.480 I'm doing it, man. 1.00

00:45:47.560 Did I hear you?

00:45:50.300 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:45:53.320 I'm sorry.

00:45:57.720 Is she okay?

00:45:59.400 I'm sorry.

00:46:00.180 I love it because it's like a child.

00:46:24.180 I saw this, and I was like,

00:46:25.600 it's immediate, like, if you scare a child.

00:46:27.620 It's how a four-year-old cries.

00:46:28.720 Yeah, their face, like,

00:46:30.200 and she just, like, stopped.

00:46:31.400 And then I thought,

00:46:32.340 a lot of these,

00:46:33.140 when I watch them,

00:46:34.400 I was about to send them,

00:46:34.920 I think, like, who is this?

00:46:36.520 And this was Toad.

00:46:37.300 Like, immediately,

00:46:37.820 I was like, autistic guy.

00:46:38.860 Like, with a weird noise.

00:46:42.160 He just gets,

00:46:42.820 and his Toad just stops and goes,

00:46:43.860 ah!

00:46:45.040 Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, but I...

00:46:47.040 He does that at Porkfest every year.

00:46:48.400 It seems adorable.

00:46:49.440 No, I react that way 0.94

00:46:50.780 because the person I'm seeing is black. 0.97

00:46:52.640 That's why. 0.96

00:46:53.440 Yeah.

00:46:54.400 There was this one black guy at Porkfest. 0.97

00:46:56.640 Booga, booga, booga. 0.97

00:46:57.600 It is, like, the...

00:47:00.980 There is that video of, like, the Chinese woman,

00:47:05.960 and, like, there's a guy in a mask,

00:47:07.420 and he's like, boo,

00:47:08.120 and she's like, ha-ha,

00:47:08.760 and he takes off the mask, 0.86

00:47:09.540 it's a black guy,

00:47:10.180 and she's like, oh, my God!

00:47:13.000 That's such a great...

00:47:13.900 It's an old video,

00:47:14.720 but it's really funny.

00:47:16.320 But there you go.

00:47:16.660 Okay, guys, I think this is going good.

00:47:18.160 We're getting some laughs out of this.

00:47:19.500 I'm very...

00:47:19.980 I'm encouraged.

00:47:20.840 It's a lot better whenever...

00:47:21.840 Yeah, so this is good.

00:47:23.380 I actually put this together.

00:47:24.280 So go to the next one, Toad.

00:47:25.340 All right, all right.

00:47:25.780 We're going.

00:47:26.120 You don't have to go back.

00:47:26.680 You can just click right...

00:47:27.760 Look, see that little button over there?

00:47:29.120 Yeah.

00:47:29.440 Oh, I can.

00:47:30.040 You're right.

00:47:30.520 All right, you're right.

00:47:31.220 You're right.

00:47:35.520 And I...

00:47:38.220 The video was like,

00:47:39.000 this guy was giving in to his inner,

00:47:40.820 like...

00:47:41.680 And he actually, like, 0.99

00:47:44.860 fucking, like... 1.00

00:47:46.000 Crazy. 1.00

00:47:47.800 You ever see that video of the guy? 0.67

00:47:49.680 There's, like, this whole, like,

00:47:50.480 looks like a marching unit of police

00:47:52.300 in, like, some sort of, like, formation,

00:47:54.560 and, like, dude drops his gun out of his pocket

00:47:56.580 right next to him as he's walking by them,

00:47:58.280 and he just kind of casually, like,

00:47:59.960 confidently picks it back up

00:48:01.220 and just keeps on walking like nothing.

00:48:03.020 Like, doesn't miss a beat.

00:48:04.600 And, like, they're just kind of like,

00:48:05.660 what?

00:48:06.020 Because, like, it's that idea, like,

00:48:07.320 if you do something with confidence,

00:48:09.160 it, like, people just, like, don't...

00:48:11.120 It's like they're, like,

00:48:11.800 they can't comprehend that something's wrong

00:48:13.500 because you're not putting off any vibes

00:48:15.660 that there was an issue.

00:48:16.920 It's important that we remember

00:48:18.160 we do have audio listeners,

00:48:19.440 so let me just tell them what's happening

00:48:21.260 because it's only, like, a three-second clip. 1.00

00:48:22.680 Nah, fuck them. 1.00

00:48:23.600 The guy with the camera... 1.00

00:48:24.900 The guy with the camera

00:48:25.700 is just taking a single-shot video

00:48:28.640 of a cop or...

00:48:30.320 I don't know what he is.

00:48:30.960 Security card, maybe.

00:48:32.400 I don't know.

00:48:32.880 He's got a gun on his hip,

00:48:35.620 and homeboy is just reaching,

00:48:36.920 and there's, like, this tense music

00:48:38.440 that's building,

00:48:39.040 and he's reaching for it,

00:48:39.840 and then the video cuts

00:48:40.960 right before he touches it.

00:48:41.940 I just wanted to say...

00:48:43.120 He completely palms it.

00:48:44.640 Yeah, he almost has...

00:48:45.760 Like, he literally is right on the gun.

00:48:47.080 It's like, basically,

00:48:48.840 he's touching it when it ends.

00:48:50.480 But I just wanted to know

00:48:51.500 any other gun nuts out there.

00:48:52.640 I'm not a big gun nut,

00:48:53.600 but I'll tell you,

00:48:54.120 I can actually feel this video.

00:48:56.520 Because I...

00:48:56.980 You know how when you, like,

00:48:57.940 when you grab a gun, 0.99

00:48:58.860 you can fucking... 0.99

00:48:59.520 You just, like, feel it? 0.99

00:49:00.920 I don't know if that makes sense.

00:49:02.080 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:49:02.640 Well, the reason why...

00:49:04.160 The reason why the video...

00:49:05.920 My arm is complete.

00:49:09.340 I am become deaf.

00:49:11.980 The reason why it gets cut off there

00:49:14.700 is because he actually successfully

00:49:16.440 took the gun and shot the cop.

00:49:18.440 Awesome. 0.67

00:49:19.160 Wow.

00:49:19.420 And there goes our YouTube,

00:49:20.840 and there goes the presidential run.

00:49:22.420 To me, it was just thinking about

00:49:23.840 whenever we were talking about the...

00:49:25.840 What was it?

00:49:26.660 Intruder thought?

00:49:27.180 What was the thoughts that we had?

00:49:28.560 Intrusive.

00:49:29.760 Intrusive?

00:49:30.240 Yeah.

00:49:30.860 I've definitely seen a cop

00:49:32.460 and been like,

00:49:33.300 man, that's a cool gun.

00:49:34.120 I kind of want to hold it.

00:49:36.120 I can just take that from him. 0.99

00:49:37.700 He's kind of fat and slow. 0.98

00:49:39.020 I can probably take that. 0.90

00:49:40.280 And I saw that and I was like, 0.92

00:49:41.540 this is so fucking funny. 0.96

00:49:42.520 Oh, totally. 0.99

00:49:43.300 Yeah.

00:49:43.560 Yeah.

00:49:44.840 Unless there's a mechanism

00:49:46.140 to hold it in there

00:49:46.840 that I'm not seeing.

00:49:48.100 The problem is,

00:49:48.880 this guy looks pretty fit.

00:49:49.980 He has arm tats.

00:49:50.960 I don't know if this would be

00:49:51.680 the one I would take it from.

00:49:53.300 That's the one you don't want 1.00

00:49:54.460 to fuck with. 1.00

00:49:55.160 But, you know, 1.00

00:49:55.900 you live and you learn.

00:49:57.400 Or you don't.

00:49:57.980 Whatever.

00:49:58.960 That dude has COPD

00:50:00.080 and bad stamina.

00:50:01.380 You could take that from him.

00:50:02.360 You just got to wrestle

00:50:02.960 a little bit.

00:50:03.520 I mean, you were playing

00:50:04.400 a dangerous game, though.

00:50:05.360 Because, like, anyone at all,

00:50:06.660 if someone tried to grab your gun,

00:50:07.940 that's immediately like a,

00:50:08.980 oh, this is life or death now. 1.00

00:50:10.500 So I'm going to fucking kill you. 1.00

00:50:12.280 I think it's fair to say 1.00

00:50:13.580 this is not a game

00:50:14.660 you should play at all.

00:50:15.640 Because, like,

00:50:16.540 there's no victory at the end.

00:50:18.480 He doesn't need,

00:50:19.400 like, say you get it from him.

00:50:21.060 What do you do then?

00:50:22.040 You go to jail. 1.00

00:50:23.020 So you have to kill him. 1.00

00:50:24.140 You have to kill him 1.00

00:50:24.840 and you have to run away. 1.00

00:50:25.760 Right?

00:50:26.040 Because that's the only way

00:50:26.840 you actually get away with this

00:50:27.880 and don't go to jail.

00:50:28.840 Because you're going to go to jail.

00:50:29.640 Random C's every day, by the way.

00:50:31.240 This is his, like...

00:50:32.300 Yeah, exactly.

00:50:33.200 This is him, like...

00:50:33.920 This is him walking around

00:50:34.940 New York City, like,

00:50:35.980 Times Square.

00:50:37.580 And he's just, like,

00:50:38.460 just there.

00:50:39.160 That music is constantly playing.

00:50:41.160 Yes.

00:50:41.520 Go viral for this.

00:50:43.460 You go viral for this

00:50:44.580 and then what?

00:50:45.200 Then what's your end game?

00:50:46.180 Because, like,

00:50:46.600 this is a lot of risk 1.00

00:50:47.580 to be doing this kind of shit. 1.00

00:50:49.300 Justice for Tyron campaigns. 1.00

00:50:51.460 You get your fucking... 1.00

00:50:54.340 You get your selfies 1.00

00:50:55.100 put on the big-ass t-shirts.

00:50:57.180 He didn't do nothing.

00:50:59.140 Yeah, if the guy is, say,

00:51:00.300 a private security guard,

00:51:01.660 it's like...

00:51:01.880 He's on a bunch of candles now.

00:51:03.680 It's probably, like,

00:51:04.580 less risk, though.

00:51:05.600 Like, if it's a private security guard,

00:51:07.060 it's probably going to be like, 0.99

00:51:07.840 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:51:09.320 Like, the law won't care. 0.99

00:51:11.940 Look, don't do this,

00:51:13.340 but if you're going to do it,

00:51:14.360 definitely send us the videos.

00:51:15.800 It'll be funny stuff.

00:51:17.240 We did it for you! 1.00

00:51:19.860 Target, bitch! 1.00

00:51:20.740 What do you think happens after... 1.00

00:51:22.120 They just start shooting in the air?

00:51:23.680 Oh, my God.

00:51:24.480 Can you imagine?

00:51:25.220 Yeah, definitely don't yell,

00:51:26.380 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

00:51:28.440 New, decentralized online gang

00:51:30.740 sweeping the nation, Tower Gang.

00:51:34.320 There's a hot new trend on TikTok

00:51:36.320 where people are shouting,

00:51:37.320 Tower Gang, grabbing cops' guns,

00:51:39.660 flying into the air

00:51:40.760 until they go click.

00:51:42.320 Which one of us do you think

00:51:43.460 that they would put

00:51:44.220 as, like, the poster boy

00:51:45.340 for Tower Gang?

00:51:46.360 Like, which one of us looks...

00:51:46.740 Well, for, like, the bad picture of it?

00:51:48.600 Probably the Puerto Rican. 0.76

00:51:49.280 It depends on what angle

00:51:49.800 they're going with.

00:51:50.740 They could go, like,

00:51:51.780 incel community with Toad.

00:51:53.660 I feel like sometimes

00:51:54.420 I look like quite a white nationalist.

00:51:56.180 Yeah.

00:51:57.060 Clint also looks like

00:51:57.800 a white nationalist, too.

00:51:58.640 Yeah, we all kind of look

00:52:00.040 like white nationalists.

00:52:01.100 Yeah, even Top.

00:52:02.620 Top would also just be, like,

00:52:05.000 a gangbanger.

00:52:06.180 They would just be, like, 0.89

00:52:06.820 a brown man.

00:52:09.120 We are the tower.

00:52:10.140 He is the gang. 0.99

00:52:11.820 An aging wigger. 1.00

00:52:13.680 What a sad creature. 1.00

00:52:16.040 That's the wrangle. 1.00

00:52:17.920 Fuck. 1.00

00:52:18.200 That's a brutal one. 1.00

00:52:20.600 That's terrible press.

00:52:22.680 Toad's clearly the patsy.

00:52:24.560 Like, but he's really

00:52:25.280 the brains of the operation.

00:52:26.800 Yeah.

00:52:27.400 It's totally inverted.

00:52:28.560 They have no idea.

00:52:29.140 Behind the scenes.

00:52:30.140 I mean, Top might...

00:52:31.240 Top has a lot of substance there,

00:52:32.680 and they've already

00:52:33.220 kind of inserted

00:52:34.320 the mind worm

00:52:35.120 of Colored

00:52:36.060 somehow being able

00:52:36.880 to be racist still.

00:52:38.400 So, I think he might...

00:52:39.920 He very well could be.

00:52:41.240 Because they'd have

00:52:41.700 so much to work with, you know?

00:52:42.720 Nice intermingling

00:52:43.560 of Colored

00:52:44.220 into that rant.

00:52:45.140 I like it.

00:52:47.720 Them Coloreds 1.00

00:52:48.520 can be racist, too.

00:52:51.820 I don't remember

00:52:52.300 which one's next.

00:52:53.100 Let's see what else

00:52:53.540 we got on Cole's

00:52:54.320 Clip Corner.

00:52:54.340 I just get around you guys

00:52:55.220 and just, you know,

00:52:55.920 feel comfortable saying whatever.

00:52:56.300 Oh, I think I know

00:52:56.740 what this is.

00:52:57.280 This is great.

00:52:58.260 This one just made me laugh

00:52:59.980 because it was just funny.

00:53:00.980 Just a funny look.

00:53:01.940 We're doing it. 0.99

00:53:02.360 I fucking love 0.98

00:53:18.900 homeless people, man. 0.99

00:53:20.360 What?

00:53:20.800 That's crazy, dude.

00:53:21.840 So, the homeless dude,

00:53:22.820 yeah, so he flexes

00:53:23.940 and it looks like he has

00:53:24.600 like a...

00:53:25.480 Egg.

00:53:26.060 It looks like he has

00:53:26.720 an egg under his, like, 0.90

00:53:28.040 bicep.

00:53:28.300 Is that a hernia?

00:53:29.880 That's legit.

00:53:30.380 Yeah, it does.

00:53:31.220 It legit looks like

00:53:32.180 the Popeye flex. 0.98

00:53:33.060 It's fucking awesome. 0.98

00:53:33.420 Yeah, no. 0.94

00:53:33.680 It's like any, like,

00:53:35.360 cartoon where it, like,

00:53:36.060 pops up, like, bing.

00:53:37.480 Like, the golf ball.

00:53:38.480 Dude, I think he is Popeye.

00:53:39.560 Was Popeye missing teeth?

00:53:41.480 I don't know.

00:53:41.960 Probably so.

00:53:42.540 It's weird how meth

00:53:43.300 just eats your entire body.

00:53:44.840 You know, like,

00:53:45.800 it's just, it's like,

00:53:46.740 all gone.

00:53:47.340 That's all he's got left.

00:53:48.020 It's so weird

00:53:48.560 because you would think

00:53:49.320 it'd be awesome

00:53:50.280 but, like,

00:53:50.980 when I've been around

00:53:51.540 people in meth,

00:53:52.040 I'm like,

00:53:52.300 this just doesn't look like fun.

00:53:53.580 This looks like fun to you?

00:53:54.940 No.

00:53:55.480 I don't know.

00:53:56.040 I've never tried to.

00:53:56.400 It's basically like

00:53:57.140 acquiring a panic attack

00:53:58.620 for eight days straight.

00:53:59.000 But isn't that cocaine as well?

00:54:00.540 Isn't, like,

00:54:01.220 cocaine the drug

00:54:02.180 of trying to find more cocaine?

00:54:04.280 Here we go again.

00:54:05.140 Yeah.

00:54:05.980 I mean, yes.

00:54:07.220 It's sort of

00:54:08.020 but it's more like

00:54:08.760 but you can, like,

00:54:09.880 sleep it off the next day

00:54:10.900 and it's whatever.

00:54:12.140 But meth just seems to, like, 1.00

00:54:13.860 control people's fucking lives. 1.00

00:54:15.740 Like, it's insane. 1.00

00:54:16.960 So, by the way,

00:54:17.640 so, to explain

00:54:18.840 some of these videos,

00:54:19.920 what I'm doing here,

00:54:20.660 and I told Top this,

00:54:22.020 like, I'm trying to give a mix

00:54:23.820 of everything that I see

00:54:25.380 and, like, like on Instagram.

00:54:27.640 And so, it might be memes.

00:54:28.760 It might be, like,

00:54:29.460 weird people like this

00:54:30.580 or it might be car crashes,

00:54:31.860 which I don't think

00:54:32.300 I have a car crash one in here.

00:54:33.140 You know what's really

00:54:33.740 I just really want to impress

00:54:34.340 upon you guys

00:54:35.120 how this is how I express myself?

00:54:37.280 This is my expression.

00:54:39.020 This is the creative expression

00:54:41.020 behind all of this?

00:54:42.420 Wait, hey, guys. 0.99

00:54:43.080 Listen to how dumb this is. 0.99

00:54:44.520 Every week, we go, 1.00

00:54:45.980 all right, guys,

00:54:46.520 what are your plugs?

00:54:47.580 And he's like,

00:54:48.200 I don't have anything to plug.

00:54:49.660 But he's always talking

00:54:50.540 about Instagram.

00:54:51.400 You're not trying to, like,

00:54:52.840 grow your Instagram.

00:54:53.800 Nobody even knows it.

00:54:54.600 No. 1.00

00:54:55.380 Just don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:54:57.040 Is it personal? 1.00

00:54:57.940 Is it personal?

00:54:58.540 I would have,

00:54:59.680 if I wasn't doing this,

00:55:01.880 like, this part of the show here,

00:55:04.020 I would tell people

00:55:05.500 to be like,

00:55:05.920 if you want to be

00:55:06.740 in, like, an Instagram group,

00:55:07.980 I would create a group

00:55:08.920 and we'd be in there

00:55:09.580 and I would send 1.00

00:55:10.180 all the shit I find. 0.99

00:55:11.780 And everybody can send it in there 0.99

00:55:12.920 and it'd be really,

00:55:13.580 I think that'd be really fun.

00:55:14.760 But because I'm doing this now,

00:55:16.520 I can't do that

00:55:17.060 because then it, like,

00:55:17.600 gives away the clips I'm doing.

00:55:19.780 All right.

00:55:20.020 Yeah.

00:55:20.580 This is your corner, bro. 1.00

00:55:21.660 You can fucking run it 1.00

00:55:22.420 however you want. 0.99

00:55:22.940 Well, you know how I think

00:55:26.400 in, like, tweets basically

00:55:27.760 in, like, text tweet form.

00:55:29.800 Cole does the same thing

00:55:30.760 but he thinks in Instagram videos.

00:55:32.420 Yeah.

00:55:32.720 We said that.

00:55:33.340 I think we talked about this before.

00:55:33.980 Sure clips.

00:55:34.460 Like, just a monkey with symbols.

00:55:35.920 Yes.

00:55:36.660 Next one.

00:55:37.320 All right.

00:55:37.820 We're doing, yeah,

00:55:38.460 I think two more maybe?

00:55:39.780 All right.

00:55:39.920 This is, I think,

00:55:42.400 an old one

00:55:42.840 but it's pretty funny.

00:55:44.200 People ask me all the time

00:55:45.460 how I got so good at boxing.

00:55:47.400 What's my secret?

00:55:48.840 This is the best feedback

00:55:50.780 you'll ever have.

00:55:57.380 These screams are just like

00:55:58.700 motivation for me.

00:55:59.840 Oh.

00:56:02.380 Oh.

00:56:02.860 All right.

00:56:04.320 So I'll explain for the audio listeners.

00:56:06.200 There's a black woman 0.91

00:56:06.940 with boxing gloves 0.99

00:56:08.240 and right above her head 1.00

00:56:09.960 it cuts off

00:56:10.660 and then it has her

00:56:12.000 like speed punching a bag 0.75

00:56:14.240 and a guy yelling

00:56:15.540 but you can't see it

00:56:16.340 and so she's obviously 0.98

00:56:16.980 she's punching his nuts 1.00

00:56:18.260 and it's just here. 0.98

00:56:19.900 Oh, God.

00:56:20.340 And you can hear him

00:56:21.240 slapping against the

00:56:22.420 bottom of the table.

00:56:24.260 All I can think of

00:56:25.240 is just like

00:56:25.800 a piece of plywood

00:56:27.100 and then like this ball

00:56:28.480 like a hole cut out 0.99

00:56:29.420 with this guy's balls 1.00

00:56:30.460 sticking down 1.00

00:56:31.000 but he's on a milking table

00:56:32.840 but he's not getting

00:56:33.520 the fun stuff.

00:56:34.620 No.

00:56:34.940 I mean this could be fun

00:56:35.720 for somebody I'm guessing.

00:56:36.940 Yeah.

00:56:37.120 In this case,

00:56:37.660 yeah,

00:56:37.780 the milking table

00:56:38.500 is actually like

00:56:39.180 he's like on the floor

00:56:40.620 above her 1.00

00:56:41.200 and he's got his balls 1.00

00:56:42.100 hanging through the ceiling. 1.00

00:56:43.840 Yeah.

00:56:44.640 I feel like this is the kind 1.00

00:56:45.580 of shit Toad would be into. 1.00

00:56:46.940 I have a great idea. 1.00

00:56:49.260 It's a glory hall.

00:56:50.680 Hey, Skanks Fest.

00:56:51.860 Skanks Fest.

00:56:52.740 Once Gas finally does

00:56:54.640 what's right

00:56:55.320 and signs us

00:56:56.120 because we're superior to them.

00:56:58.200 By the way, guys,

00:56:59.160 next week is the

00:57:00.400 the due date.

00:57:01.260 Six weeks.

00:57:02.020 Yes. 0.99

00:57:03.180 Oh, fuck yeah, dude. 1.00

00:57:04.280 All right, great. 1.00

00:57:04.980 Tuesday or Wednesday.

00:57:05.820 All right, so

00:57:06.340 we go to Skank Fest.

00:57:07.500 Should we find out if

00:57:07.520 Louis is pregnant or not?

00:57:08.740 We go to Skank Fest

00:57:09.560 end of September.

00:57:10.400 End of September

00:57:11.220 we set up

00:57:12.380 five milking tables

00:57:14.220 and underneath them 1.00

00:57:16.120 four fucking super fans 1.00

00:57:19.260 that are female. 1.00

00:57:20.200 Awesome.

00:57:21.260 Underneath one of them, though,

00:57:23.540 is a dude 0.97

00:57:24.080 and we just fucking 0.98

00:57:26.080 what's that? 0.98

00:57:27.800 I feel like it should be flipped.

00:57:28.840 Oh, and we all separately

00:57:30.540 Yeah, that's even better.

00:57:31.840 Four dudes.

00:57:32.960 Yeah, because I think

00:57:33.900 to find one super fan woman

00:57:35.240 is going to be really hard.

00:57:36.380 I was going to say

00:57:36.940 it was like milking table roulette

00:57:38.860 but now it's like reverse that.

00:57:40.740 No, we're totally

00:57:41.400 going to rig the election.

00:57:42.600 No, no, no.

00:57:43.100 Milking table roulette.

00:57:44.040 That's perfect.

00:57:44.540 That's what we're doing.

00:57:45.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:46.140 That's totally a fair...

00:57:47.120 We throw one dude

00:57:48.440 in the chamber.

00:57:49.540 How about we just do

00:57:51.080 you and Toad, Clint?

00:57:52.620 So we just have

00:57:53.160 two milking tables

00:57:54.000 because the rest of us

00:57:54.680 are married

00:57:55.060 and we'll just be

00:57:56.100 hyping it up

00:57:56.620 and you guys are laying

00:57:57.300 Or you can live

00:57:58.040 for the funny. 0.85

00:58:00.820 Honey, I got sucked off 0.66

00:58:02.740 by that war ironically. 0.68

00:58:05.640 I did it for Tower Gang.

00:58:07.200 I don't want to do this

00:58:08.220 either for the record.

00:58:09.660 I'm just doing it

00:58:10.460 because it's funny.

00:58:11.800 I just think it would be

00:58:12.580 more funny if it's you two

00:58:14.020 specifically because

00:58:15.260 you wouldn't get in trouble

00:58:16.340 and also it's a 50-50 shot.

00:58:18.700 Like you could be

00:58:19.100 getting blown by a dude.

00:58:20.400 We could turn one of you 1.00

00:58:21.280 gay potentially. 1.00

00:58:22.780 And that way Toad 0.98

00:58:23.480 doesn't have to go,

00:58:24.080 honey, you understand

00:58:25.420 the humor here, right?

00:58:27.000 Well, here's the real problem

00:58:29.820 and it's somewhat

00:58:31.260 an excuse for Cole's wife 1.00

00:58:32.660 as well.

00:58:33.380 Dudes are probably

00:58:34.220 better at blowing dudes

00:58:35.580 because they have

00:58:37.220 the equipment

00:58:37.780 so they know

00:58:38.720 how it works.

00:58:39.820 Dude, how great

00:58:40.820 would it be

00:58:41.180 if we did it

00:58:41.800 like a magic show?

00:58:43.340 Like we had

00:58:43.640 like a van of white

00:58:44.420 and both of you guys

00:58:45.200 are just already

00:58:45.880 laying there 0.97

00:58:46.460 with your butts out 0.94

00:58:47.320 and then you're going 0.93

00:58:48.540 and it's like

00:58:49.260 five minutes later.

00:58:50.620 Toad comes in 30 seconds

00:58:51.860 but it takes Clint

00:58:52.920 five minutes

00:58:53.460 and then there's

00:58:54.560 like the black curtain

00:58:55.280 underneath

00:58:55.580 and there's like

00:58:56.560 the, you know,

00:58:57.180 the drum roll.

00:58:58.600 Yeah, well,

00:58:59.220 your wife would be 0.72

00:59:00.080 under there.

00:59:00.500 You know, you wouldn't

00:59:00.840 come.

00:59:02.300 And then like,

00:59:03.300 you know,

00:59:03.600 the drum roll,

00:59:04.120 please,

00:59:04.380 they pull the curtains

00:59:05.200 and you'll see

00:59:05.960 if it's a guy

00:59:06.680 or a girl.

00:59:07.820 Oh, no.

00:59:09.000 And then the dude

00:59:09.960 just stands up 1.00

00:59:10.700 and fucking 1.00

00:59:11.020 lets the cum drool 1.00

00:59:12.020 out of his mouth. 1.00

00:59:12.500 Yeah, he just smiles 1.00

00:59:13.320 and just cum. 0.95

00:59:14.240 Dude, that's like 0.99

00:59:15.360 one of those,

00:59:15.980 it's like,

00:59:16.360 you know how they have

00:59:17.080 those like Japanese

00:59:17.880 game shows?

00:59:18.740 I don't know

00:59:18.920 if they actually exist

00:59:19.720 or if it's just

00:59:20.360 porn form.

00:59:21.320 You know what I mean?

00:59:22.400 Where it's like,

00:59:22.920 yeah, it's a great idea.

00:59:24.040 Yeah, that's like

00:59:24.520 you don't know 1.00

00:59:24.820 who's sucking you off. 0.99

00:59:26.020 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:26.880 Dude, I just realized

00:59:28.280 why.

00:59:28.660 It's tranny milking 1.00

00:59:29.260 table roulette.

00:59:31.400 It's milking table roulette.

00:59:33.040 Title of the episode.

00:59:34.200 I just made a logical

00:59:34.880 connection of why

00:59:35.980 sodomy is bad

00:59:37.260 in the Bible,

00:59:37.820 just in general.

00:59:38.580 Not just butt stuff, 0.99

00:59:39.680 getting sucked off. 0.99

00:59:39.760 You just figured it out, 0.99

00:59:40.740 huh?

00:59:41.240 Yeah, no,

00:59:41.560 it's because like

00:59:41.940 once you start,

00:59:42.940 once you cross that line,

00:59:44.420 you get to this

00:59:45.060 logical realm

00:59:46.000 where you're like,

00:59:46.500 well, 1.00

00:59:47.420 chicks can suck me off, 1.00

00:59:48.760 but dudes do it 1.00

00:59:49.560 way better,

00:59:50.100 and then the next thing

00:59:51.220 you know, 1.00

00:59:51.460 you're a butt fucking dude, 1.00

00:59:52.440 so I get the logic now. 1.00

00:59:55.980 Slippery slope

00:59:56.780 into the slippery hole.

00:59:57.600 Last episode.

00:59:58.500 I'm sorry,

00:59:59.040 last video.

00:59:59.980 Last video.

01:00:01.020 They said that I get five,

01:00:02.380 so I get five.

01:00:03.700 You get five.

01:00:05.180 You're doing it.

01:00:06.080 You're doing all right.

01:00:06.620 This is just a meme.

01:00:08.020 This is a meme.

01:00:08.320 You're doing all right.

01:00:08.920 It's the best day ever.

01:00:16.240 It's the best day ever.

01:00:19.720 It's the best day ever.

01:00:23.840 It's the best day ever.

01:00:26.400 Oh, Jesus.

01:00:28.000 you know you got a volume control there right toad yeah don't turn it down i like it when it

01:00:42.600 oh my god so uh i think top said about it i don't know we can hear but it says when my wife miscarries 0.97

01:00:49.180 the down syndrome baby that she refused to abort and then spongebob just fucking marks out i love 0.98

01:00:54.800 it dude i i saw that and i was like holy shit so that's uh that was one of the memes like that was 0.98

01:01:00.020 like that's the fucked up memes i like to i like to see videos of that is a tough situation where if 0.97

01:01:05.520 you do know it's like what do you do yeah you're like so tough no you're like jesus take the wheel 0.96

01:01:11.160 listen okay we're not gonna abort and then later she miscarries oh listen listen you you you have

01:01:17.420 to have the baby because if you if you abort retards then you never get tower gang you got the father 0.99

01:01:24.000 you got the son and you turn that kid into the holy ghost i had my finger i had both of my fingers 0.99

01:01:28.900 on i had my finger on toad with the banger and then i had the what the fuck are you talking about 0.97

01:01:33.280 and i pressed press neither somehow you got right in the middle there i was like i thought you were 0.76

01:01:39.620 gonna really that's upsetting i i really like it is like a situation that i guess all parents have to

01:01:45.820 be like just hope that first time because they you go do that one ultrasound or whatever test they do

01:01:51.160 to see uh like if it is like fucked up or whatever and you're just crossing your fingers like i hope i 0.95

01:01:56.120 don't have a retarded baby i really hope because then you're just like i have to pretend for the 1.00

01:01:59.980 rest of my life that i love this thing oh my god i i think i honestly no but but dude you you can 0.99

01:02:09.560 like milk it for like sympathy and shit and to like look awesome basically like oh you're a parent of a 0.93

01:02:14.660 down kid like you you know that must be like such such hard work but after a while aren't like i've 1.00

01:02:19.640 seen like having praise basically like you come on aren't they just like basically like ah fuck like 1.00

01:02:24.520 they'll start doing shit and they're like hey cut that shit out that at some point they're just like 0.99

01:02:29.140 nah i'm not like treating them with kid gloves anymore like they're just like honestly i'll tell 1.00

01:02:33.920 you the truth i saw a downs kid being raised the first five years or so are really hard and then

01:02:39.700 after that they're just like the coolest people to hang out with it's sad because they'll never live

01:02:43.900 like a normal life but they're like super cool have you seen that video the kid with the um he goes

01:02:49.060 into the pool and he has two beer bottles and he has like a um yeah cowboy hat on he's like let's go 0.97

01:02:55.140 and he smashes the beer bottle in the pool yeah and then he drinks the fucking glass yeah and all 0.98

01:03:02.380 all the you hear the parents in the back like don't fucking move 0.98

01:03:05.440 and he's just like 0.99

01:03:08.620 they're the fucking best 0.98

01:03:13.880 i'm not gonna lie that's kind of what i feel like having coal in my life 1.00

01:03:18.660 i really like this guy he's the fucking best i really but i really would be doing stupid shit 0.99

01:03:25.660 like that i remember uh when i was growing up i know i was at a party at my best friend's house 0.98

01:03:30.760 it was like i think they had like it was like football saturday or something like college football

01:03:34.880 and so they were watching alabama or something like that and so i i he saw me spill like a drink

01:03:40.960 and then like i looked at it and i just walked away and he was like are you not gonna clean that up

01:03:46.820 and i was like i don't know and his mom comes down and cleans it up you go what are you gonna do you 0.97

01:03:53.680 gonna hit a fucking downs kid leave me alone well yeah i started watching uh chromosome 21 which is a 0.98

01:04:01.220 chilean show on netflix about this downs kid who was at he's at the scene of a murder and he's like 0.99

01:04:07.980 the prime suspect in it so it kind of like he's the suspect yeah he's the detective i'm down for the case

01:04:16.140 well i'm sure there's gonna there's gonna there's gonna there's gonna well there's gonna be some huge

01:04:23.980 twists i don't know what it's gonna be but yo to do you think you would date a downs girl because 0.93

01:04:28.680 i was watching that show love on the spectrum and it seems like a lot of like people high on the spectrum

01:04:33.040 they're compatible with down syndrome people and it's an interesting matchup and they like yes they

01:04:38.460 don't even realize that they're down yeah yeah the one that's running she's not she has leggings on 1.00

01:04:51.640 and she's running around a park that's the one for toad you know i'm talking about yeah i know

01:04:56.080 remember the ones like uh i'm down with that or whatever yeah yeah if she's down i'm down

01:05:01.120 i'm down for the case that's awesome yeah we should fucking like down they have the they have 0.90

01:05:08.460 the writer's strike they have the writer's strike they ought to just have like all um all downs 0.97

01:05:13.860 storylines because like they you know they just keep remaking shit just like like no they 0.85

01:05:18.280 there's the inclusivity for all the downs i saw a detective down syndrome show 0.98

01:05:23.320 well they do they have the down uh murder suspect yeah yeah as top said they have love on the spectrum

01:05:35.220 so they have a down like dating show they have a downer yeah they have that that movie with uh

01:05:41.480 woody harrelson with the down uh basketball players i've now watched all of love on the spectrum all three

01:05:47.640 seasons and after it was done yeah dude it's in a week two seasons in australia and i got through

01:05:54.780 it and it's like wow it's the greatest show ever made and i turned to my wife and i said

01:05:58.580 i swear to god i i'm not watching any other shows unless there's like only autistic people and i don't 0.99

01:06:04.440 want to see and like like real autistic people i don't want to see any other kind of shows i want 1.00

01:06:08.900 to see them do everything i want to see them bake cakes i want to see them i don't want i don't want 0.99

01:06:12.520 i don't want no dicaprio i don't want no sean penn i want some straight downs motherfuckers in 0.99

01:06:17.520 my shit you'll be excited because the last time there was a writer strike was like the huge increase 0.99

01:06:22.660 in reality tv like that was literally the last time it happened this is what we do hold on guys 0.99

01:06:26.900 wait this is the move so now you remake every good movie but only hire really autistic people 0.99

01:06:33.040 yep and who cares if they can act just make them reenact it yo and this is the best it's great

01:06:37.860 this is the best angle too because check this out you're you're called a scab right when you take

01:06:43.100 these writing jobs and these acting gigs because they're on strike right exactly what are they 0.72

01:06:47.580 gonna do they're gonna talk shit about a bunch of downs that's right by the way you can't you 0.98

01:06:52.480 have to just eat it all the comments are giving us absolute heaters you got black hawk downs 0.99

01:06:56.820 downston aspie oh yeah downston aspie yeah i'm sorry um yeah i don't get downston aspie

01:07:07.880 downton aspie oh yeah yeah no i don't know more guys keep going we need more

01:07:15.580 so do you have that clip pull that clip up we've been begging you which which clip oh my god dude you

01:07:23.280 think robert oh yeah robert downey jr downs uh look-alike robert robert robert yeah robert

01:07:30.500 down game of downs yo it's just it's just like porn how they remake it with

01:07:35.360 imagine if they remade all of the mcs down periscope

01:07:44.020 yeah i'm going to save the day dude they should they should remake all the comic book movies

01:07:51.240 but cast us

01:07:53.240 china down 1.00

01:07:57.240 what what clips are we vamping for right now because how long are we gonna vamp for this clip

01:08:02.000 what's going on here this is uh you're talking about love on the spectrum i said i don't know

01:08:06.320 what clip this guy's the worst i expect yeah for everyone that's not that's not paying attention 0.98

01:08:14.260 we lost little dicky he committed no he didn't he sucks he's doing it right now 0.98

01:08:18.320 no it's toad everybody knows the on-screen producer 0.99

01:08:21.080 we're we're slowly we're slowly trying to phase toad into being uh behind the scenes

01:08:27.460 that's why i'm intentionally doing terribly at it so that that doesn't happen we you don't know how

01:08:35.340 longer retardation can hold out for so but you're perfect for the job hasn't been no no no he's 0.97

01:08:40.860 actually not he's terrible at it who is the banger wait miss downs fire white house downs white

01:08:46.800 house downs that's another it's what are we looking at this is love on the spectrum it's a short yeah

01:08:51.400 a little dicky because this is gonna be a special year yes this is a year that we are hoping that

01:08:57.720 you're gonna find a girlfriend i don't want an indian girlfriend 1.00

01:09:00.860 yeah and a wonderful year ahead because this is gonna be a special year yes this is a year

01:09:17.600 that we are hoping that you're gonna find a girlfriend i don't want an indian girlfriend 1.00

01:09:22.460 that's fine eastbound and downs we got this is great so that guy ended up dating uh a down a

01:09:30.260 red-headed downs chick and they dated they actually bro ended up breaking up very sad but spoiler alert

01:09:37.180 dude just just ruin the whole show for me why don't you all right we gotta get the ender show going

01:09:42.600 we we we do um so but i was just gonna ask did they did they did they say did they say that ghb in

01:09:53.880 the clips in the in the date rate in the let me type it up first in my head gotta get in that clip did

01:10:03.920 they say that guy was 33 years old i like how every week cole has to give toad like like a boomer tip 0.63

01:10:11.500 on how to use a basic computer function but he he's on the computer all day yeah i this is what 0.95

01:10:16.560 yeah it bothers me dude like i write fucking code you think i sit here and watch instagram videos 0.98

01:10:23.400 and youtube shorts you think you think i'm fucking 12 it's google they it is the easiest thing you can 0.99

01:10:30.340 he's getting he's getting he's getting out of control that was awesome that was awesome i literally 0.98

01:10:35.300 i literally know this shit like i could just be like the controls like scroll wheel for the uh to 0.99

01:10:40.400 i'm writing fucking code you think i watch instagram you think i'm fucking on tiktok 0.99

01:10:44.680 you can't 1.00

01:10:45.640 fuck fuck that china 1.00

01:10:51.880 oh i don't know how to use tiktok i'm a producer 1.00

01:10:56.480 it's all right 0.96

01:10:58.140 yo i'm gonna get a fucking noise complaint my car 0.99

01:11:03.020 that's right oh my god oh my god i love that so much 0.97

01:11:06.920 what's the name of this episode by the way save the white

01:11:08.800 save the white uh children of the world 1.00

01:11:13.060 i love how toad's like make fun of me this is a michael jackson song 1.00

01:11:15.740 don't you damn fucking step to me or my turn on my computers 0.99

01:11:18.260 yeah that's great 1.00

01:11:20.360 like you

01:11:21.220 so that's how i feel when you talk to me about mma

01:11:24.560 see how that feels

01:11:25.640 yeah yeah yeah

01:11:26.600 it hurts

01:11:27.280 it's like oh no i don't actually watch the the the fights i just 0.99

01:11:31.400 you gotta fucking watch the fights 0.99

01:11:33.860 yeah 1.00

01:11:35.240 oh fuck that was rad 1.00

01:11:36.680 all right 0.99

01:11:39.680 the best

01:11:40.280 it's old right here

01:11:41.760 yeah

01:11:42.220 toad 1.00

01:11:42.820 basic app uses just for his language so those who know how to shut the fuck 0.99

01:11:46.440 hey hey hey 0.99

01:11:47.040 kick him up 1.00

01:11:47.380 karsten karsten don't ever don't ever take toad's side again you fuck 1.00

01:11:50.780 yeah 0.99

01:11:51.620 does he have a new graphic

01:11:52.420 oh dude

01:11:53.360 yeah yeah

01:11:54.260 we're we're we're we're we only have like a few episodes that are uh available online

01:11:59.380 so we're watching episode 13 this time

01:12:01.820 this is the

01:12:02.280 but it's episode 13 show number 10

01:12:04.960 so i don't know

01:12:05.760 i don't have another filing system here

01:12:09.160 it's uh yeah

01:12:10.840 there's a

01:12:11.580 you got 14 show 14 episodes 88 shows per episode

01:12:16.600 i i don't know how it works

01:12:20.120 maybe like three of them got nuked from youtube even when there was no censorship they're like

01:12:25.620 this is terrible

01:12:27.220 what are you what are you doing

01:12:29.400 he's uh yeah he's got higher production quality

01:12:32.000 remember to go full screen first full screen first

01:12:33.460 this is a longer uh episode too

01:12:35.400 so let's uh

01:12:35.960 this is great

01:12:36.520 dude the people in the chat are yelling at you so it's crazy

01:12:39.560 come on let's go 1.00

01:12:40.520 they can suck my cock 1.00

01:12:41.720 i love a show from like 1.00

01:12:45.320 i love the new graphics

01:12:46.900 they updated

01:12:47.580 dude

01:12:47.960 he's got uh

01:12:49.440 he's older

01:12:50.060 oh he's older

01:12:50.860 he's older

01:12:51.280 he's older

01:12:51.860 revival man

01:12:52.620 this is um

01:12:53.500 they put a green screen bookcase in front of him

01:12:56.200 i i bet it's not a green screen 1.00

01:12:57.580 i bet it's literally a picture of a fucking 0.99

01:12:59.480 i bet it's like one of those things 0.99

01:13:01.000 it's um

01:13:01.860 it's all uh charles murray books 1.00

01:13:03.840 that motherfucker's killing squirrels and shit now 1.00

01:13:06.580 that was a good one 1.00

01:13:08.400 that was a good one

01:13:08.420 shout out to toad

01:13:10.480 he said there's old charles murray books behind him

01:13:12.400 i did

01:13:12.820 all right

01:13:14.400 i didn't get to it

01:13:15.180 toad with the banger

01:13:16.400 there you go

01:13:17.140 all right

01:13:18.380 we ready

01:13:18.800 andrew

01:13:20.780 and this is the andrew show

01:13:22.560 now today i'm going to talk about some of my emails i got

01:13:26.020 now this person

01:13:27.620 he's got the mailbag

01:13:28.760 saying i believe this to be you in 20 years

01:13:31.920 and when it shows a white guy

01:13:33.960 making a black girl 1.00

01:13:35.120 and no that won't be me 0.98

01:13:37.280 that's wrong

01:13:38.160 that is wrong

01:13:40.020 can we turn it up

01:13:42.280 hi andrew

01:13:43.460 my name is victor

01:13:45.040 i was wondering

01:13:45.600 actually it's the size of girls

01:13:46.700 i think

01:13:47.000 about a boy at my school

01:13:48.700 called sean 0.99

01:13:50.520 he is black and he bullies me 1.00

01:13:52.880 by throwing sticks and voodoo spells 0.99

01:13:54.900 i get really scared sometimes

01:13:57.060 please help me

01:13:58.140 keep white power 0.99

01:13:59.840 thanks andrew

01:14:00.760 i'm sorry you're being bullied

01:14:02.920 wait this is all

01:14:05.040 this is all

01:14:05.740 keep white power 0.99

01:14:06.540 this is all such gems

01:14:08.340 but i can't

01:14:08.920 i can barely hear it

01:14:09.840 it's driving me crazy

01:14:10.580 i know i don't wanna

01:14:11.240 i think what we should do

01:14:12.760 is i think we should watch it through

01:14:14.760 and then go back

01:14:16.360 and talk

01:14:16.660 because i think that's

01:14:17.840 i think that's

01:14:18.540 uh

01:14:18.800 how low is the volume

01:14:22.160 because i have it up all the way

01:14:23.380 i can hear it

01:14:24.420 i can hear it

01:14:25.020 but it's not easy

01:14:26.160 sorry we can't talk over it at all

01:14:27.740 or a miss

01:14:28.320 like an ambient noise

01:14:29.700 that's at the same volume

01:14:30.700 as his voice

01:14:31.440 well yeah

01:14:32.280 he is being asked about

01:14:34.520 how white power

01:14:36.080 can be used to stop 0.97

01:14:37.020 a black person 0.98

01:14:37.820 from bullying you 0.99

01:14:38.740 with voodoo 0.86

01:14:39.380 so i did get that

01:14:41.460 just what an unbelievable mailbag

01:14:43.460 this is

01:14:43.960 this is a lesson to our audience

01:14:45.140 do better

01:14:46.080 we want mailbag questions like that 1.00

01:14:48.180 you fuckers 1.00

01:14:53.720 you fuckers 1.00

01:14:54.280 that are submitting to the mailbag 1.00

01:14:55.540 you are less funny

01:14:56.760 less based

01:14:57.780 than uh

01:14:58.520 than a bunch of

01:14:59.200 than a bunch of like

01:14:59.960 10 year old

01:15:01.060 uh 0.93

01:15:01.520 white supremacists 0.97

01:15:02.680 to the andrew show 0.87

01:15:06.220 whoever's playing this

01:15:07.220 can you at least turn

01:15:07.900 like your computer volume up

01:15:09.060 and see if it comes

01:15:09.740 throughout through that

01:15:10.720 i can

01:15:12.220 i don't think

01:15:12.900 i don't think that's gonna

01:15:13.600 do anything man

01:15:14.840 it's not

01:15:15.560 you just gotta listen real hard

01:15:16.680 put the uh 0.99

01:15:18.060 damn this is six minutes long 0.99

01:15:19.660 yeah 1.00

01:15:20.080 holy shit 0.99

01:15:21.220 we'll be quiet 0.99

01:15:21.680 i mean oh god

01:15:22.940 alright

01:15:23.360 let's see how it goes

01:15:24.940 stay strong

01:15:25.660 i will keep you in my prayers

01:15:27.160 now

01:15:30.440 pray for him

01:15:31.200 this is a claim

01:15:32.220 by one of my viewers

01:15:33.640 about

01:15:34.420 inventions by black people

01:15:36.400 this claim is that 0.96

01:15:38.240 the elevator was invented

01:15:40.040 by alexander miles

01:15:41.780 on october 11th

01:15:44.160 1867

01:15:45.360 it was all

01:15:46.040 the fact is

01:15:46.780 elisha grave

01:15:48.280 graves otis

01:15:49.980 made the kind of machines

01:15:51.720 people usually think of

01:15:54.000 when hearing the word

01:15:55.620 elevator

01:15:56.380 possibly by inventing

01:15:58.220 a safety brake

01:15:59.260 in

01:16:00.260 1852

01:16:02.960 for three elevators 0.58

01:16:04.440 he installed his

01:16:06.620 first passenger elevator

01:16:08.740 in a new york department store

01:16:10.840 in 1857

01:16:12.620 and by 1873

01:16:14.360 valuable information

01:16:14.860 it is

01:16:15.920 there were over

01:16:16.080 2,000

01:16:17.140 2,000

01:16:18.200 otis elevators

01:16:19.340 in operation

01:16:20.160 how could

01:16:21.320 alexander miles

01:16:22.840 invent the elevator

01:16:24.140 in 1867

01:16:25.960 when it had been

01:16:27.200 when it had

01:16:28.600 already been in use

01:16:30.060 at

01:16:30.540 department stores

01:16:31.880 for at least

01:16:32.680 10 years

01:16:33.440 before that

01:16:34.140 these are just

01:16:35.420 these are just

01:16:36.600 facts

01:16:37.200 it's actually

01:16:39.880 something that

01:16:40.520 does happen a lot

01:16:41.560 because there was

01:16:42.200 that

01:16:42.520 no

01:16:43.480 no

01:16:43.940 no

01:16:44.440 no 0.98

01:16:44.560 nigger 1.00

01:16:44.880 created the elevator 1.00

01:16:46.020 why would they

01:16:53.020 create an elevator

01:16:53.840 they don't

01:16:54.220 they can't build

01:16:54.820 buildings over

01:16:55.480 one story

01:16:56.240 oh you need an

01:16:58.220 elevator for your

01:16:58.800 mud hut

01:16:59.300 oh but

01:17:01.660 there was

01:17:02.180 there was a

01:17:02.700 BuzzFeed video

01:17:03.540 of like

01:17:04.500 this was like

01:17:05.700 years ago

01:17:06.620 where they were like

01:17:07.640 try to live a week 0.96

01:17:09.040 without black 1.00

01:17:09.960 inventions 0.92

01:17:10.420 and so they were

01:17:11.900 like oh black 0.99

01:17:12.800 people invented 0.97

01:17:13.500 the semiconductor

01:17:15.220 so I can't use

01:17:16.100 my phone

01:17:16.580 like they invented 0.99

01:17:17.680 like

01:17:18.080 it wasn't

01:17:19.580 it was like

01:17:20.000 they refined

01:17:21.440 there's no way 0.99

01:17:22.400 black people 0.99

01:17:22.960 created a semiconductor 0.97

01:17:23.860 they were like

01:17:25.160 there was like

01:17:25.820 a black dude

01:17:26.840 on a group

01:17:28.040 that refined

01:17:29.000 that's the Taiwanese 0.62

01:17:30.040 oh you think 1.00

01:17:31.000 a nigger 1.00

01:17:31.340 created a semiconductor 0.99

01:17:32.380 you literally

01:17:34.580 don't mind

01:17:35.280 and so like

01:17:37.920 and so what

01:17:38.620 they literally

01:17:39.520 do this

01:17:39.900 where they'll be like

01:17:40.580 do you know how many

01:17:40.800 moving parts

01:17:41.640 that go into that

01:17:42.580 do you comprehend

01:17:45.960 what you're telling me

01:17:46.980 right now

01:17:47.600 this is so petting

01:17:52.140 he falls on his face

01:17:53.480 dude I just love it

01:17:54.980 I'm like so autistic

01:17:56.300 he's reading this

01:17:57.100 and he's saying

01:17:57.540 that this person

01:17:58.700 is saying that 0.69

01:17:59.280 some black person 0.97

01:18:00.240 invented the elevator 0.99

01:18:01.020 I'm like nope

01:18:01.580 it was Samuel Otis

01:18:02.720 this actually reminds me

01:18:04.540 of something

01:18:04.860 I wanted to bring up

01:18:05.900 and I want to

01:18:06.460 Clint just read this

01:18:07.480 for me

01:18:07.840 I'm just gonna go ahead

01:18:08.800 and share this

01:18:09.760 go ahead and just

01:18:10.840 read that

01:18:11.500 off for me

01:18:12.460 this is a pigeon

01:18:14.520 wait till after

01:18:15.240 because this is so

01:18:15.880 no no no

01:18:16.740 this is perfect

01:18:17.300 this is perfect

01:18:18.060 splice it in

01:18:19.040 we gotta

01:18:19.300 like you gotta

01:18:19.960 cherish the Andrew

01:18:21.280 show

01:18:21.580 you guys gotta

01:18:22.020 understand

01:18:22.320 it's very special

01:18:23.160 we're savoring

01:18:25.460 it

01:18:25.620 we're

01:18:25.840 this is a palate

01:18:27.920 cleanser

01:18:28.840 malaria not come on

01:18:30.120 sickness for Nigeria 0.61

01:18:31.220 way don't kill many

01:18:32.500 people for many years

01:18:33.620 now

01:18:33.900 the sickness don't

01:18:35.040 make people

01:18:35.640 produce and create

01:18:36.620 different teens

01:18:37.480 all to find how

01:18:38.500 to stop them

01:18:39.240 but the sickness

01:18:40.540 know they go

01:18:41.460 from anti-malaria

01:18:42.560 medicines to

01:18:43.380 mosquito nets

01:18:44.260 repellent creams

01:18:45.180 and cysticize 0.98

01:18:46.120 and so on

01:18:46.800 malaria still

01:18:47.640 they catch Nigerians 1.00

01:18:48.820 now this one

01:18:50.000 make some researchers

01:18:51.180 from Nigerian

01:18:52.080 universities

01:18:52.620 come up with

01:18:53.360 another invention

01:18:54.360 some researchers

01:18:55.900 from Kaduna

01:18:56.820 say university

01:18:58.080 and Bingham

01:18:59.080 university

01:18:59.700 invent cloth

01:19:00.520 way

01:19:00.800 to pursue

01:19:02.960 mosquitoes

01:19:03.500 as the world

01:19:04.460 they continue

01:19:05.160 to fight

01:19:05.660 against malaria

01:19:06.560 so you guys

01:19:07.840 see where Andrew's

01:19:08.760 coming from

01:19:09.620 these people

01:19:11.120 created an elevator

01:19:12.120 you're out of your

01:19:12.760 mind

01:19:13.040 so now this is

01:19:14.080 so these are

01:19:16.640 articles from

01:19:17.740 from what

01:19:18.660 some pigeon 0.99

01:19:19.660 read a god damn 0.99

01:19:21.920 voodoo spell book 0.99

01:19:22.860 it's literally a

01:19:24.520 newspaper in

01:19:25.240 jamaica

01:19:25.680 that's how you

01:19:27.740 summon a lesser

01:19:28.540 demon

01:19:28.920 of course it's

01:19:29.800 jamaica

01:19:30.380 of course it's

01:19:32.060 jamaica

01:19:32.680 oh my god

01:19:35.460 this show's so 0.91

01:19:36.260 fucking fun 0.86

01:19:37.040 yeah let's go 0.99

01:19:38.020 let's go 1.00

01:19:39.060 what the fuck 0.99

01:19:41.580 there we go 1.00

01:19:42.260 here's some

01:19:42.740 information on

01:19:43.780 alexander

01:19:44.880 miles

01:19:45.540 the so called

01:19:47.040 black inventor

01:19:47.820 of the elevator

01:19:48.780 alexander miles

01:19:50.440 was a black

01:19:51.420 inventor who

01:19:52.780 was best known

01:19:53.620 for being awarded

01:19:54.500 a patent

01:19:56.240 for an

01:19:57.940 automatically

01:19:58.900 opening and

01:20:00.560 closing elevator

01:20:01.540 door

01:20:01.980 designed in

01:20:03.100 1887

01:20:04.100 contrary to

01:20:06.520 many sources

01:20:07.520 miles was not

01:20:08.980 the original

01:20:09.760 inventor of this

01:20:10.720 device

01:20:11.300 what

01:20:11.600 in 1874

01:20:13.460 13 years before

01:20:15.020 miles patent

01:20:16.020 i don't think so

01:20:16.820 i don't know

01:20:17.180 we just keep going

01:20:17.740 john w

01:20:18.400 mico

01:20:19.340 was awarded

01:20:20.680 you get this point

01:20:21.260 you're really sinking

01:20:21.880 oh

01:20:22.140 yeah

01:20:22.860 yeah

01:20:23.240 he's hammering it

01:20:24.340 home

01:20:24.640 dude this is like

01:20:25.580 when jose reads

01:20:26.760 hoppa

01:20:27.280 he's an invento

01:20:33.840 he creates

01:20:34.520 we gotta get back

01:20:35.780 to that hoppa

01:20:36.880 series

01:20:37.600 but

01:20:37.860 wait hold on

01:20:39.480 i have one more

01:20:40.240 the camera

01:20:40.880 the camera's like

01:20:41.740 shaking here dude

01:20:42.660 it's like

01:20:42.920 can you just

01:20:43.940 please read that

01:20:44.680 meet man

01:20:45.520 way no get

01:20:46.140 hand but get

01:20:46.940 to master's

01:20:47.720 degree

01:20:48.060 so what the

01:20:55.280 kids but

01:20:55.920 what's andrew's

01:20:56.720 doing is he's

01:20:57.880 going point by

01:20:58.880 point and just

01:20:59.760 destroying this

01:21:00.700 kid's argument 0.98

01:21:01.380 that a black guy 0.98

01:21:02.540 invented the 0.97

01:21:03.420 elevator

01:21:03.840 so he's literally

01:21:04.900 just like an

01:21:05.840 autistic 1.00

01:21:06.440 nazi 0.90

01:21:09.000 i love it

01:21:09.420 and it's great

01:21:10.300 uh yeah spoiler

01:21:11.220 it's actually

01:21:11.660 he should be

01:21:11.860 doing a podcast

01:21:12.520 he probably does

01:21:14.120 have a podcast

01:21:14.640 right now

01:21:15.340 and he doesn't

01:21:16.420 go by the

01:21:16.820 andrew show

01:21:17.300 it's some 1.00

01:21:17.620 other shit 0.99

01:21:18.060 nobody gets 0.99

01:21:19.120 this good

01:21:19.500 at what

01:21:19.740 he's doing

01:21:20.160 and then

01:21:20.540 stops

01:21:20.920 he's still

01:21:21.620 doing

01:21:21.880 nobody gets

01:21:22.920 this good

01:21:23.680 he's a

01:21:26.120 prodigy

01:21:26.680 don't let

01:21:27.360 that go

01:21:27.980 not that

01:21:28.660 kind of

01:21:29.060 talent

01:21:29.420 this is a 1.00

01:21:31.340 motherfucking 0.98

01:21:31.800 natural 0.99

01:21:32.240 this is

01:21:34.000 actually

01:21:34.280 Joe Rogan

01:21:35.120 today

01:21:35.640 race

01:21:37.040 science

01:21:37.440 savant

01:21:38.040 this is

01:21:40.560 Milo

01:21:40.960 Yiannopoulos

01:21:41.460 i got out

01:21:42.360 of this car

01:21:43.040 in the

01:21:44.880 middle of

01:21:45.300 philadelphia

01:21:45.880 and it was

01:21:46.260 like i was

01:21:46.700 in africa

01:21:47.480 then i got

01:21:50.380 into this

01:21:50.800 elevator

01:21:51.240 that was

01:21:51.760 not made

01:21:52.140 by some

01:21:52.620 nigo

01:21:52.980 go ahead

01:21:55.680 go ahead

01:21:56.340 oh my god

01:21:57.600 put them up

01:22:02.860 any day

01:22:04.300 now

01:22:04.680 come on

01:22:05.140 dude

01:22:05.380 it's not

01:22:06.020 me man

01:22:06.560 i hit

01:22:07.240 play

01:22:07.660 produce

01:22:08.760 produce

01:22:09.720 how are you

01:22:09.980 this bad

01:22:10.620 at

01:22:10.840 i thought

01:22:11.420 you were

01:22:11.600 like a

01:22:11.860 software

01:22:12.140 engineer

01:22:12.420 dude

01:22:12.880 you got

01:22:13.500 it down

01:22:13.820 on the

01:22:14.060 video

01:22:14.360 you were

01:22:14.820 trying to

01:22:15.120 get him

01:22:15.320 to snap

01:22:15.660 again

01:22:16.100 dude

01:22:17.300 just keep

01:22:18.200 just keep

01:22:18.640 pressing that

01:22:19.140 button

01:22:19.400 until he 1.00

01:22:19.720 fucking 1.00

01:22:19.960 explodes 1.00

01:22:20.560 like the

01:22:20.940 atom bomb

01:22:21.360 how much

01:22:21.980 good

01:22:22.180 rants

01:22:22.620 can i get

01:22:23.060 out of

01:22:23.400 him

01:22:23.760 dude

01:22:25.540 this is

01:22:26.200 like i've

01:22:28.300 top

01:22:28.520 lobsters

01:22:29.100 internet

01:22:29.380 right now

01:22:29.920 wow

01:22:30.740 you may need

01:22:31.560 to close

01:22:31.920 out

01:22:32.120 and reopen

01:22:32.540 that was

01:22:32.880 oh there

01:22:34.020 goes

01:22:34.180 there

01:22:34.320 goes

01:22:34.480 all right

01:22:36.040 there we

01:22:36.340 go

01:22:36.580 look off

01:22:37.560 to his

01:22:37.740 parents

01:22:38.000 make sure

01:22:38.320 that

01:22:38.440 elevator

01:22:38.760 oh he's

01:22:42.500 just going

01:22:42.780 clean for

01:22:43.120 clean

01:22:43.340 the electric

01:22:44.180 lamp

01:22:45.100 bulb

01:22:45.480 was invented

01:22:46.840 by lewis

01:22:47.680 latimer

01:22:48.520 on march

01:22:49.880 21st

01:22:50.840 1882

01:22:52.300 oh my god

01:22:53.560 facts are

01:22:54.260 the first

01:22:54.740 light bulb

01:22:56.140 was built

01:22:57.000 by humphrey

01:22:58.260 davy

01:22:58.760 an english

01:23:00.060 man

01:23:00.600 in

01:23:01.660 18

01:23:02.500 nine

01:23:03.060 he's just

01:23:03.700 ripping the 1.00

01:23:04.180 shit apart 1.00

01:23:04.640 edison 0.87

01:23:05.460 improved

01:23:06.160 the invention

01:23:06.800 and based

01:23:07.480 his improvements

01:23:08.280 on a

01:23:08.940 pattern

01:23:09.760 he purchased

01:23:10.900 from inventors

01:23:11.800 henry

01:23:12.360 woodward

01:23:13.580 and matthew

01:23:14.780 evans

01:23:15.340 who patented

01:23:16.220 their

01:23:16.860 bulb

01:23:17.900 in 1875

01:23:19.420 so joseph

01:23:21.220 wil

01:23:21.680 wilson

01:23:22.660 swan

01:23:23.460 produced

01:23:24.180 an early

01:23:25.180 electric

01:23:25.700 light bulb

01:23:26.460 1860

01:23:27.940 and 1880

01:23:29.680 independently

01:23:30.900 of

01:23:31.760 thomas

01:23:32.760 edison

01:23:33.360 he produced

01:23:34.180 a carbon

01:23:34.900 filament

01:23:36.100 filament

01:23:38.320 incandescent

01:23:39.200 incandescent 0.99

01:23:40.300 damn it 1.00

01:23:40.720 come on 0.99

01:23:41.160 andrew

01:23:41.580 lanter

01:23:43.580 did not

01:23:44.600 invent

01:23:45.000 light bulb

01:23:45.700 he simply

01:23:46.640 had a

01:23:47.140 pattern

01:23:47.700 on a

01:23:48.380 kind of

01:23:49.460 light bulb

01:23:49.980 the funny

01:23:50.500 thing is

01:23:50.920 he reads

01:23:52.320 like a

01:23:52.600 runaway

01:23:52.880 slave

01:23:53.360 he has

01:23:55.980 to sound

01:23:56.440 it up

01:23:56.780 phonetically

01:23:57.240 incandescent

01:23:59.340 i'm a free

01:24:00.720 man

01:24:01.160 sorry go ahead

01:24:01.920 he just doesn't

01:24:03.140 look too

01:24:03.460 into it

01:24:04.380 he's like

01:24:04.820 he's like

01:24:05.180 he's like

01:24:05.200 i want to get

01:24:06.520 back to talking

01:24:07.180 about

01:24:07.600 race

01:24:08.280 nixon

01:24:09.040 yeah

01:24:09.280 dad

01:24:10.840 back then 0.98

01:24:11.380 the squit

01:24:12.180 was more

01:24:12.640 simple

01:24:13.060 i had more

01:24:13.900 room to work

01:24:14.660 with

01:24:15.000 ad-lib

01:24:16.480 listen

01:24:16.980 the first

01:24:17.780 couple

01:24:17.960 put me in

01:24:18.240 a box

01:24:18.780 here dad

01:24:19.480 the first

01:24:21.060 the first

01:24:21.460 couple of

01:24:21.880 mailbags

01:24:22.280 way too

01:24:22.700 academic

01:24:23.220 with your

01:24:23.680 squips

01:24:24.220 first couple

01:24:25.560 of mailbags

01:24:26.120 he got

01:24:26.440 were like

01:24:27.240 bangers

01:24:27.880 and now

01:24:28.260 this one

01:24:28.640 is like

01:24:29.100 this is how

01:24:30.180 we feel

01:24:30.760 he's just

01:24:31.560 going too

01:24:31.960 long on

01:24:32.460 one side

01:24:32.960 we know

01:24:33.240 how that

01:24:33.500 feels

01:24:33.760 he's just

01:24:34.380 i mean

01:24:34.700 look

01:24:34.900 he's just

01:24:35.340 he's just

01:24:35.820 trying to

01:24:36.180 dispel

01:24:36.540 myths

01:24:36.860 that black 1.00

01:24:37.300 people 0.88

01:24:37.520 are capable

01:24:38.120 of creating

01:24:38.600 anything

01:24:38.920 i gotta

01:24:39.220 respect it

01:24:39.840 i gotta

01:24:40.100 respect

01:24:40.400 the grind 0.99

01:24:40.920 black people 0.99

01:24:43.880 would still 0.98

01:24:44.280 be dining

01:24:44.740 by candlelight

01:24:45.520 in mud

01:24:46.100 huts

01:24:46.400 if it weren't

01:24:46.780 for us

01:24:47.780 watch dave smith

01:24:48.520 break down

01:24:49.060 a reason

01:24:49.520 article

01:24:49.900 for an hour

01:24:50.540 and a half

01:24:50.920 but we won't

01:24:51.420 watch a good

01:24:52.360 white boy 1.00

01:24:53.140 destroy a black 1.00

01:24:55.020 man's argument 0.99

01:24:55.620 i mean

01:24:56.440 come on

01:24:56.920 it's only six minutes

01:24:57.940 long

01:24:58.220 dude

01:24:58.500 do you think

01:24:59.800 you think 0.89

01:25:00.280 black people 0.99

01:25:00.840 would invent 0.99

01:25:01.340 light man

01:25:01.900 they want

01:25:02.120 to keep

01:25:02.360 hiding

01:25:02.840 to steal

01:25:04.740 cold with a save

01:25:08.520 I'm setting you up

01:25:12.520 now here's the last

01:25:15.020 claim that i am

01:25:16.020 doing

01:25:16.460 to

01:25:18.320 i'm going

01:25:20.040 to talk

01:25:20.620 about

01:25:20.920 i'm not

01:25:22.580 going to

01:25:22.820 dispel

01:25:23.200 any more

01:25:23.580 of this 1.00

01:25:23.780 bullshit 1.00

01:25:24.220 the doorknob 0.99

01:25:25.260 symbol 10

01:25:26.160 the doorknob

01:25:27.120 here's some

01:25:29.220 info

01:25:29.600 he won't even 0.98

01:25:41.460 give blacks 0.99

01:25:42.100 the door 1.00

01:25:42.600 handle

01:25:42.940 no he has

01:25:45.300 switched it

01:25:45.840 from a doorknob

01:25:46.560 to a door

01:25:47.020 handle

01:25:47.440 it's it's

01:25:47.940 pretty tricky

01:25:48.520 andrew

01:25:49.060 oh

01:25:49.960 he's like

01:25:51.800 they didn't even

01:25:53.920 have a door

01:25:54.600 they live in

01:25:56.220 mud huts

01:25:56.800 why would they

01:25:57.640 need a door

01:25:58.180 handle

01:25:58.540 this is

01:25:59.100 obviously 1.00

01:25:59.620 bullshit 0.99

01:26:00.300 this is so 1.00

01:26:05.180 fucking crazy 0.97

01:26:06.100 the 10 year 1.00

01:26:07.340 old just

01:26:07.720 talking about

01:26:08.320 inventions

01:26:09.180 based off

01:26:09.960 of ethnicity

01:26:10.460 this topic

01:26:11.260 too much

01:26:11.980 too much air

01:26:12.980 it's just silly

01:26:14.560 we know

01:26:15.520 it's obviously

01:26:16.420 the msm and the

01:26:17.620 jewish media

01:26:18.380 that's spreading

01:26:19.060 these lies about 0.97

01:26:20.180 black inventions 0.97

01:26:21.360 that's what i hope

01:26:22.520 at the end though

01:26:23.080 he goes like

01:26:23.780 we might get there

01:26:25.220 but i hope he just

01:26:25.860 goes like

01:26:26.280 and really the whole

01:26:27.620 problem is

01:26:28.260 that these lies are

01:26:29.620 being pushed by

01:26:30.460 the jew man 1.00

01:26:31.840 or some shit like 1.00

01:26:32.860 that 0.99

01:26:33.100 he just likes

01:26:33.680 there's an 80% chance

01:26:36.460 that's how this ends

01:26:37.100 i think it's gonna

01:26:37.760 go there

01:26:38.260 and we know

01:26:40.720 there were not

01:26:41.300 doorknobs on the

01:26:42.240 wooden doors

01:26:43.300 yes

01:26:45.220 probably

01:26:48.840 the device

01:26:49.320 was issued

01:26:50.260 to a man

01:26:51.180 named

01:26:52.020 Osborne

01:26:52.720 Dorsey

01:26:53.180 the use

01:26:54.700 of doorknobs

01:26:55.700 as documented

01:26:56.880 by illustrates

01:26:58.060 and sharp

01:26:59.240 catalogs

01:27:00.360 extends

01:27:01.020 back into

01:27:02.720 the 18th

01:27:03.660 century

01:27:04.220 top

01:27:05.480 you might be right

01:27:05.920 this might be a

01:27:06.460 green screen

01:27:06.840 the 18th century

01:27:07.560 is the time

01:27:08.660 between

01:27:09.100 1701

01:27:10.300 and 1800

01:27:11.700 so

01:27:13.160 he could not

01:27:14.200 have invented

01:27:15.120 the doorknob

01:27:15.940 doorknob

01:27:17.160 I wonder what's

01:27:17.960 really behind him

01:27:18.880 I think it's a

01:27:21.080 green screen

01:27:21.360 it's probably a

01:27:22.520 door to my heart

01:27:23.140 he has

01:27:24.580 the books

01:27:27.300 behind him

01:27:29.460 because he's

01:27:30.100 making fun of 0.99

01:27:31.280 the blacks 0.99

01:27:31.760 for being illiterate 0.99

01:27:32.700 he's like

01:27:33.040 look at what

01:27:33.380 I got 1.00

01:27:33.720 motherfucker 1.00

01:27:34.320 what if 1.00

01:27:35.860 when we were

01:27:36.500 watching

01:27:36.780 books by the

01:27:37.260 way

01:27:37.480 I don't know

01:27:37.860 if you know

01:27:38.120 that

01:27:38.340 they can

01:27:38.680 own them

01:27:39.060 and put

01:27:39.300 them on a

01:27:39.580 bookshelf

01:27:40.020 what if

01:27:41.820 when we were

01:27:42.160 watching this

01:27:42.740 you just

01:27:43.680 heard a

01:27:44.040 chirp

01:27:45.080 chirp

01:27:45.440 what is

01:27:47.560 going on

01:27:48.160 what is

01:27:49.640 behind the

01:27:49.820 green screen

01:27:50.380 you got

01:27:52.380 some moon

01:27:52.820 crickets

01:27:53.220 he's been

01:27:53.920 kidnapped by 0.99

01:27:54.420 the blacks 1.00

01:27:54.860 and they're 1.00

01:27:55.420 just making

01:27:55.800 him read 1.00

01:27:56.180 shit 1.00

01:27:56.560 does this 1.00

01:27:57.780 not have

01:27:58.240 the same

01:27:58.740 kind of

01:27:59.240 vibe

01:27:59.760 and look

01:28:00.480 to it

01:28:00.940 as like

01:28:01.540 a

01:28:01.920 YouTube

01:28:03.340 horror series

01:28:04.400 that someone

01:28:05.160 just thought

01:28:05.740 up of

01:28:06.060 like a

01:28:06.620 kid

01:28:07.680 or some 1.00

01:28:08.360 shit 0.98

01:28:08.500 like that 0.99

01:28:08.860 I don't know

01:28:09.140 if I

01:28:09.380 watched too

01:28:09.920 much

01:28:10.060 Wendigo

01:28:10.420 where he

01:28:10.760 breaks down

01:28:11.380 I have no

01:28:11.920 idea what 0.99

01:28:12.240 the fuck 1.00

01:28:12.480 you're even 1.00

01:28:12.720 talking about

01:28:13.160 I guess

01:28:14.840 you're not

01:28:15.100 into that

01:28:15.380 kind of

01:28:15.760 stuff

01:28:16.160 I think

01:28:17.340 I'm a little 1.00

01:28:17.620 faggot 1.00

01:28:18.060 ARGs 1.00

01:28:21.240 like the

01:28:21.860 people

01:28:22.300 like

01:28:22.540 I know

01:28:22.920 how to

01:28:23.100 use the

01:28:23.520 internet

01:28:23.800 to watch

01:28:24.300 some 1.00

01:28:24.500 faggot 1.00

01:28:25.460 videos 1.00

01:28:25.900 like that

01:28:26.460 wait

01:28:27.660 what do

01:28:27.960 you mean

01:28:28.220 what are

01:28:28.600 you talking

01:28:28.900 about

01:28:29.200 I have

01:28:29.720 no idea

01:28:30.120 what he's

01:28:30.360 talking

01:28:30.520 about

01:28:30.760 I have

01:28:30.980 no idea

01:28:31.520 I just

01:28:32.040 wanted to

01:28:32.400 relive

01:28:32.820 Toad's

01:28:33.200 meltdown

01:28:33.640 it's

01:28:34.480 horror

01:28:34.920 it's like

01:28:35.500 people create

01:28:36.200 like horror

01:28:36.820 videos online

01:28:37.820 but they'll

01:28:38.260 do it

01:28:38.620 through

01:28:38.820 like

01:28:39.220 weird

01:28:42.200 videos like

01:28:43.640 this

01:28:43.980 they'll just

01:28:44.540 clip stuff

01:28:45.100 like that

01:28:45.580 and they'll

01:28:45.900 use that

01:28:46.280 to make

01:28:47.040 a horror

01:28:47.440 story out

01:28:48.500 of

01:28:48.620 I think

01:28:48.860 it's called

01:28:49.220 ARGs

01:28:50.680 so it's supposed

01:28:52.580 to be like

01:28:52.820 super scary 1.00

01:28:53.420 shit 1.00

01:28:53.700 but it's 1.00

01:28:54.000 like always

01:28:54.340 it's just

01:28:54.840 but this

01:28:55.180 has the same

01:28:55.680 vibe as it

01:28:56.520 because it's

01:28:56.940 like they

01:28:57.740 all use

01:28:58.260 this type

01:28:58.660 of looking

01:28:59.040 I just

01:28:59.440 had a great

01:29:00.060 idea for

01:29:00.720 a recurring

01:29:01.360 bit

01:29:01.760 like every

01:29:02.940 week we

01:29:03.380 come up

01:29:03.740 with a

01:29:03.980 concept

01:29:04.360 that Cole

01:29:04.920 needs to

01:29:05.400 explain to

01:29:06.140 us

01:29:06.520 oh my god

01:29:07.960 yeah I

01:29:10.020 like that

01:29:10.400 I made

01:29:10.720 him explain 1.00

01:29:11.460 pussy 1.00

01:29:11.840 last week 1.00

01:29:12.540 it happens

01:29:13.580 once a week

01:29:14.060 and I hate

01:29:14.400 it every

01:29:14.640 time

01:29:14.920 and I

01:29:15.280 got it

01:29:15.960 I got 1.00

01:29:16.320 pussy 1.00

01:29:16.900 and it's 1.00

01:29:17.160 not even

01:29:17.380 ARG

01:29:17.760 I can't

01:29:18.200 remember what

01:29:18.520 the name

01:29:18.740 of it is

01:29:19.100 of course

01:29:19.640 it's not

01:29:19.960 ARG

01:29:20.420 I don't even

01:29:22.120 know what

01:29:22.400 you're talking

01:29:22.820 about

01:29:23.100 ARG is

01:29:24.060 an alternate

01:29:25.160 reality game

01:29:26.100 so it's

01:29:26.660 like they

01:29:27.280 make horror

01:29:27.780 games out of

01:29:28.400 like that's

01:29:28.900 what ARG

01:29:29.340 is

01:29:29.560 this is 1.00

01:29:29.900 fuck 1.00

01:29:30.540 it doesn't 1.00

01:29:31.440 matter

01:29:31.620 maybe Andrew

01:29:35.140 will help

01:29:35.540 clear your mind

01:29:36.340 press the play

01:29:36.580 button while

01:29:37.040 you're talking

01:29:37.440 because then

01:29:37.960 it's going to

01:29:38.460 take some

01:29:38.820 time

01:29:39.040 he was still

01:29:46.120 enslaved on a

01:29:47.040 plantation

01:29:47.440 oh my god

01:29:51.080 finally one

01:29:52.840 last email

01:29:53.500 from Amy

01:29:54.280 just saw your

01:29:55.520 video on the

01:29:56.280 daily what

01:29:57.080 so I am

01:29:58.080 so I wanted

01:29:59.200 to send you

01:29:59.900 a nice email

01:30:00.880 I watched

01:30:02.180 some of your

01:30:02.880 other videos

01:30:04.380 they are great

01:30:05.820 you're

01:30:06.560 intelligent

01:30:07.920 young man

01:30:08.900 and you're

01:30:09.620 doing a great

01:30:10.360 job

01:30:10.740 keep up the

01:30:11.580 good work

01:30:12.120 thanks so much

01:30:13.400 Amy

01:30:13.680 for the

01:30:14.160 kind

01:30:14.500 email

01:30:14.880 and support

01:30:15.680 well this

01:30:16.840 Amy

01:30:17.220 this Amy

01:30:18.340 is hitting

01:30:18.760 on

01:30:19.080 dude

01:30:20.340 this is an

01:30:20.820 ARG

01:30:21.120 okay

01:30:21.400 yeah

01:30:22.000 I love

01:30:23.640 that it's

01:30:23.880 clearly like a

01:30:24.500 comment his

01:30:25.000 parents wrote

01:30:25.640 yeah dude

01:30:26.620 no it's just

01:30:27.280 someone at the

01:30:27.880 at the KKK

01:30:28.620 factory

01:30:29.140 is like

01:30:29.540 yo this guy's 0.70

01:30:30.200 killing it 0.59

01:30:31.000 no dude 0.99

01:30:31.500 this is uh

01:30:32.900 some uh

01:30:33.680 girl who has

01:30:34.180 a crush on him

01:30:34.920 man

01:30:35.060 it's Amy

01:30:35.360 hey hey hey

01:30:36.000 there's 20 seconds

01:30:36.660 left 0.99

01:30:36.880 let's fucking see 0.99

01:30:37.780 that's what I 0.99

01:30:38.040 want to believe

01:30:38.580 at least

01:30:39.100 it's a love

01:30:39.920 story

01:30:40.380 a love

01:30:42.500 story

01:30:43.140 see you next

01:30:43.740 week

01:30:43.980 bye 0.99

01:30:44.540 god damn 0.99

01:30:45.920 it 0.98

01:30:46.680 do okay dad

01:30:48.260 oh my god

01:30:49.720 oh my god

01:30:52.820 save the white 0.98

01:30:55.600 race 0.99

01:30:56.040 with like a

01:30:57.040 nice boat

01:30:57.760 on the

01:30:58.160 thing in the

01:30:59.520 bank

01:30:59.760 well that episode 0.83

01:31:01.280 sucked I can 0.88

01:31:01.920 understand why 0.89

01:31:02.380 it got cancelled

01:31:02.960 yeah

01:31:03.680 yeah he was

01:31:04.440 he was went up

01:31:05.000 banger you can't 0.89

01:31:05.640 have a banger

01:31:06.020 every episode

01:31:06.680 man

01:31:07.040 they just didn't

01:31:07.580 green light his

01:31:08.140 second season

01:31:08.780 see that

01:31:09.720 no but that

01:31:10.400 one was like a

01:31:11.060 higher like he

01:31:11.920 was you know it

01:31:12.700 was a high

01:31:13.320 thinking one he

01:31:14.080 was just breaking

01:31:14.660 down he was

01:31:15.340 he was just

01:31:15.760 reading he wasn't

01:31:16.660 talking to us I

01:31:17.500 didn't yeah he

01:31:18.100 was like but it

01:31:18.880 was yeah he had

01:31:19.900 addressed some

01:31:20.460 issues that he was

01:31:21.360 getting

01:31:21.680 I mean like listen

01:31:24.060 if he was breaking

01:31:24.820 down why the

01:31:25.800 holocaust didn't 1.00

01:31:26.460 happen it's not

01:31:27.120 like we would be

01:31:27.600 all like oh

01:31:28.360 whatever no but

01:31:29.100 he was you know

01:31:29.640 this is important

01:31:30.200 stuff to make

01:31:30.820 sure that the 0.94

01:31:31.220 black people know 0.99

01:31:31.840 they didn't invent 1.00

01:31:32.720 shit 0.99

01:31:33.140 if people can't 1.00

01:31:35.580 understand why

01:31:37.240 it's so funny that 0.93

01:31:38.640 a white supremacist 0.93

01:31:40.920 kid with a speech 0.98

01:31:41.880 impediment where

01:31:42.420 he can't say r and

01:31:43.600 all he wants to say

01:31:44.320 is the n-word if

01:31:45.120 you can't understand

01:31:45.940 why that's funny

01:31:46.580 this show's not for

01:31:47.680 you okay he wants

01:31:48.580 to break down race

01:31:49.420 science for us

01:31:50.400 yeah are we gonna

01:31:51.580 are we gonna dress

01:31:52.240 that top was trying

01:31:53.020 to leak this out to

01:31:54.120 legionist gangst

01:31:55.400 before we showed

01:31:57.080 them ourselves on

01:31:57.840 we even talked about

01:31:59.180 it last week we

01:31:59.900 said we're gonna 0.97

01:32:00.480 fucking cherish 0.96

01:32:01.120 this we gotta we 0.99

01:32:02.060 gotta show it to

01:32:02.880 lewis

01:32:03.180 this is ours

01:32:05.420 dude andrew's

01:32:07.060 ours

01:32:07.380 and all the

01:32:08.140 internet of like

01:32:08.900 of stuff like

01:32:10.140 people love to do

01:32:11.820 deep dives of

01:32:12.700 random shows that

01:32:14.120 have been far lost

01:32:15.940 in the like the

01:32:17.000 annals of internet

01:32:18.380 this is the one we

01:32:19.560 found

01:32:19.760 we found this one

01:32:21.680 no one knows about

01:32:23.180 this except for us

01:32:24.020 this is

01:32:24.300 and we're breaking

01:32:25.000 it down

01:32:25.440 this is groundbreaking

01:32:26.760 journalism

01:32:27.620 that's right

01:32:28.060 not even not even

01:32:29.000 giving credit to

01:32:29.680 whoever told us

01:32:30.420 about it

01:32:30.780 this is our

01:32:31.240 jose okc moment

01:32:32.940 this is our

01:32:33.460 clint esg moment

01:32:35.000 yep

01:32:35.320 so seriously

01:32:37.100 people love

01:32:37.900 if you like

01:32:38.780 just from me

01:32:39.960 watching windagoon

01:32:40.640 people love like

01:32:42.420 thing of breakdowns

01:32:43.940 of old history

01:32:45.000 especially internet

01:32:45.640 so an easy title

01:32:47.160 for this if we

01:32:48.100 made a documentary

01:32:48.840 on this kid 0.80

01:32:49.580 the most racist 0.95

01:32:50.800 kid on the internet 0.90

01:32:51.600 and then we put

01:32:52.720 that up there

01:32:53.300 a documentary

01:32:54.240 and then we

01:32:55.440 break down

01:32:55.980 like

01:32:56.260 cole 1.00

01:32:56.800 as dumb as cole 1.00

01:32:58.420 is he knows 1.00

01:32:58.820 how to go viral

01:32:59.340 on the internet

01:32:59.780 that is a

01:33:00.180 great title

01:33:01.320 is that not

01:33:02.280 dude

01:33:02.900 and that would

01:33:03.640 go so viral

01:33:04.440 everybody would

01:33:04.860 watch it

01:33:05.300 yo netflix

01:33:06.020 documentary

01:33:06.540 boom a trillion

01:33:08.100 dollars boom

01:33:09.160 we move into 1.00

01:33:09.880 a fucking 0.99

01:33:10.260 and it should 1.00

01:33:11.400 just be the

01:33:11.820 clips from

01:33:12.340 yeah from

01:33:12.800 tower gang

01:33:13.440 right of us

01:33:13.980 bringing it down

01:33:14.580 that's what we're

01:33:14.920 talking about

01:33:15.340 all right sweet

01:33:15.840 hell yeah dude

01:33:16.740 we should do it

01:33:17.420 but and dude

01:33:18.180 it's like we're

01:33:18.580 gonna be doing

01:33:18.920 like on the ground

01:33:19.640 research here

01:33:20.380 because we're

01:33:20.760 gonna be like

01:33:21.120 our fans and us

01:33:22.640 will be like

01:33:23.040 hunting down

01:33:23.760 andrew and his

01:33:24.500 family and be like

01:33:25.420 yes

01:33:25.860 oh that's the best

01:33:27.840 part

01:33:28.260 then we all get 0.99

01:33:29.180 into a fucking 0.99

01:33:29.700 we all get into an 0.99

01:33:30.580 rv and we just

01:33:31.540 travel around

01:33:32.100 we just get rumors

01:33:33.160 and we travel to

01:33:34.220 like backwards

01:33:35.240 appalachian towns

01:33:36.260 and we knock on

01:33:37.280 doors and we go

01:33:37.920 does andrew live

01:33:39.340 here

01:33:39.720 they go andrew who

01:33:41.780 and we go we don't

01:33:42.560 know his last name

01:33:43.460 does he talk about

01:33:44.500 race realism a lot

01:33:45.980 we do actually know

01:33:51.880 his last name and

01:33:52.760 we should try to get

01:33:53.640 him on the show

01:33:54.200 is he an opponent

01:33:55.140 of waste mixing by

01:33:56.240 chance

01:33:56.440 what we found

01:33:57.540 we have a lead

01:33:59.860 currently of someone

01:34:02.180 who knows someone

01:34:02.880 who might know

01:34:03.460 someone who knows

01:34:04.220 his dad or some 0.92

01:34:05.020 shit like that 0.95

01:34:05.560 look Cole and I 0.99

01:34:06.640 have been watching

01:34:07.180 your mom's house

01:34:07.780 long enough to know

01:34:08.500 once you have

01:34:09.640 already delved

01:34:10.420 deep enough into

01:34:11.300 someone like Fed

01:34:12.200 Smoker or Robert

01:34:13.360 Paul Champagne

01:34:13.940 the culmination of

01:34:16.120 the bit where it 0.99

01:34:17.320 fucking hits its 0.98

01:34:18.140 apex where the 1.00

01:34:19.080 the symphony sings

01:34:21.020 its highest tune

01:34:22.220 is when you find

01:34:23.640 the star of the

01:34:25.380 show and you bring

01:34:26.140 him on and you get

01:34:26.840 to interview him and 1.00

01:34:27.460 I cannot fucking 0.97

01:34:28.700 wait you remember 0.97

01:34:29.320 when Robert Paul

01:34:29.900 Champagne went on

01:34:30.600 your mom's house

01:34:31.180 and it was just

01:34:32.140 like and it was

01:34:33.180 like Fed Smoker

01:34:33.820 died before they

01:34:34.740 get him on

01:34:35.360 dude this should be

01:34:36.440 another documentary

01:34:37.500 where it's us

01:34:38.360 trying to find

01:34:39.320 Andrew

01:34:39.980 the hunt for

01:34:41.320 Andrew

01:34:41.720 are you here

01:34:43.880 right now

01:34:44.720 no I'm not

01:34:45.620 I'm really tired

01:34:46.960 and I feel like

01:34:47.940 I'm hallucinating

01:34:49.100 why are you doing

01:34:49.740 this to me

01:34:50.280 we did that

01:34:51.360 we just talked

01:34:52.020 about that

01:34:52.860 that was like

01:34:54.320 a five minute

01:34:54.900 bit

01:34:55.320 I said we

01:34:57.360 get an RV

01:34:57.980 we go to that

01:34:58.700 bunch of

01:34:59.040 great idea

01:34:59.860 it was Jose's

01:35:01.860 idea you just

01:35:02.640 ripped it from

01:35:03.180 him

01:35:03.560 I have a really

01:35:04.800 great idea

01:35:05.280 it's called

01:35:05.840 Cole's Clip

01:35:07.880 Corner

01:35:08.200 and I can

01:35:08.740 show you

01:35:09.060 Instagram

01:35:09.440 videos

01:35:10.040 did you just

01:35:13.100 have a glitch

01:35:13.580 McConnell

01:35:13.960 moment

01:35:14.340 alright

01:35:15.820 it's time

01:35:16.600 for the

01:35:17.300 Andrew

01:35:17.580 show

01:35:17.900 that was

01:35:23.560 good

01:35:23.740 plug your 1.00

01:35:24.840 shit 1.00

01:35:25.300 I'm going 0.98

01:35:26.780 on Timcast

01:35:27.420 next week 1.00

01:35:27.960 motherfuckers 1.00

01:35:29.060 check that 1.00

01:35:30.000 shit out 1.00

01:35:30.360 I should be 0.98

01:35:30.740 having a new

01:35:31.180 shirt drop

01:35:31.680 soon on

01:35:32.060 toplobs.com

01:35:33.160 check out

01:35:33.780 my show

01:35:34.420 No Way

01:35:34.780 Jose

01:35:35.000 YouTube

01:35:35.580 all major

01:35:36.260 autopodsters

01:35:36.900 Odyssey

01:35:37.320 and Rumble 0.98

01:35:38.320 go definitely

01:35:38.740 go to Rumble

01:35:39.140 I'm not posting

01:35:39.800 on YouTube

01:35:40.160 as much

01:35:40.580 right now

01:35:40.900 because I

01:35:41.180 just got a

01:35:41.640 strike

01:35:41.960 for some 1.00

01:35:42.560 gay shit 1.00

01:35:43.160 but yeah 1.00

01:35:44.060 go check out

01:35:44.580 the Rumble

01:35:44.880 or just do

01:35:45.400 the audio

01:35:45.680 podcast

01:35:46.160 which won't

01:35:46.480 begin the

01:35:46.840 YouTube

01:35:47.020 for a little

01:35:47.460 bit

01:35:47.740 yeah

01:35:48.600 Tower Gang

01:35:48.980 Jose

01:35:49.180 and that's

01:35:49.820 it

01:35:50.360 alright

01:35:52.800 you can find

01:35:55.880 me at

01:35:56.140 toplobs.com

01:35:57.560 check out

01:35:58.640 merchengine.com

01:36:00.840 hey

01:36:01.020 he's got a

01:36:01.560 graphic

01:36:02.020 do you have

01:36:03.720 anything else

01:36:04.280 I don't really

01:36:05.080 know

01:36:05.300 go buy some 1.00

01:36:06.360 shit there 1.00

01:36:06.760 man 0.98

01:36:07.020 and yeah

01:36:07.800 that's it

01:36:08.440 oh yeah

01:36:08.860 oh no

01:36:09.400 wait wait

01:36:09.680 wait

01:36:09.820 my new

01:36:10.860 show

01:36:11.160 I have

01:36:11.760 the show

01:36:12.040 the top

01:36:13.200 lobster show

01:36:14.620 baby

01:36:14.980 yeah

01:36:16.160 go check

01:36:16.880 that out

01:36:17.120 actually

01:36:17.360 would you

01:36:17.620 guys

01:36:17.800 mind

01:36:18.000 if I

01:36:18.220 play

01:36:18.520 a clip

01:36:19.720 from that

01:36:20.160 sure

01:36:20.700 go ahead

01:36:21.120 it's not

01:36:22.060 a clip

01:36:22.360 it's just

01:36:22.600 the intro

01:36:22.980 we've never done that

01:36:23.320 for anybody else's

01:36:24.280 show on here

01:36:24.840 but you know

01:36:25.380 you're special

01:36:25.820 I'm gonna start

01:36:26.860 bringing clips

01:36:27.440 now too

01:36:27.960 nobody's ever

01:36:29.860 tried

01:36:30.280 so here we go

01:36:30.980 top also

01:36:33.080 does 25%

01:36:33.920 of the work

01:36:34.240 for the show

01:36:34.620 so it's okay

01:36:35.020 that's true

01:36:35.520 here we go

01:36:37.000 E.B. Cooper in there

01:36:52.000 I like that

01:36:52.600 you see something

01:36:54.380 different every time

01:36:55.080 you watch it

01:36:55.880 anyway yeah

01:36:56.700 this is the show

01:36:57.380 it's just a

01:36:59.740 like little

01:37:00.520 witness covering

01:37:01.260 what I want you

01:37:03.380 to think about

01:37:03.940 when you start

01:37:04.620 getting crazy

01:37:05.220 with this show

01:37:07.140 hey by the way

01:37:09.280 I love that 0.99

01:37:10.280 after this fucking 0.99

01:37:11.860 week after this 1.00

01:37:12.540 fucking weekend 1.00

01:37:13.100 all the alien shit 1.00

01:37:14.860 is that what you're 1.00

01:37:15.480 doing next

01:37:15.880 what was that

01:37:17.800 oh I don't know

01:37:18.860 I'm actually

01:37:20.040 so I interviewed

01:37:20.760 my aunt who had 0.96

01:37:21.680 like a story

01:37:22.140 about a demonic

01:37:22.780 possession

01:37:23.220 that was really

01:37:24.080 cool

01:37:24.400 he's gonna interview

01:37:25.440 Cole's grandparents

01:37:26.440 about the UFO

01:37:27.200 sighting next

01:37:28.000 yeah and

01:37:29.260 that was a crazy

01:37:30.980 story if you

01:37:31.640 I mean like

01:37:32.220 maybe 20 minutes

01:37:33.120 in she's talking

01:37:33.860 about being on

01:37:34.400 a hill in Puerto

01:37:34.960 Rico and like

01:37:35.780 a literal demon

01:37:37.100 talking and she

01:37:38.800 can hear it

01:37:39.340 coming from all

01:37:39.880 parts of the room

01:37:40.600 how her life

01:37:41.700 went wrong

01:37:42.300 one of the parts

01:37:43.540 that she didn't

01:37:43.980 tell which is

01:37:44.380 kind of crazy

01:37:44.840 she said the

01:37:45.360 demon says that

01:37:46.040 I'm gonna keep 0.99

01:37:46.680 her fat so 0.99

01:37:47.180 nobody wants 0.81

01:37:47.800 her very

01:37:48.660 it's I mean

01:37:49.780 it's real life 0.99

01:37:50.720 shit crazy 0.87

01:37:51.200 stuff I'm trying 0.97

01:37:52.960 to set up

01:37:53.540 Colin LLC

01:37:54.740 you know the guy

01:37:55.940 from our group

01:37:56.480 chat in Tower

01:37:57.380 Gang yeah that

01:37:58.340 dude says he's

01:37:58.920 talking to like

01:37:59.480 mushroom entities 0.99

01:38:00.240 and shit like 0.92

01:38:00.720 that so he's 0.99

01:38:01.800 high all the time

01:38:02.880 yeah yeah I

01:38:03.900 have him set up

01:38:04.400 for Thursday but

01:38:05.140 I don't know if

01:38:06.100 he's gonna go

01:38:06.720 and then I

01:38:07.720 plan on doing

01:38:08.380 like like more

01:38:09.780 panel shows where

01:38:10.660 Cole is gonna be

01:38:11.400 my co-host and

01:38:12.340 we're gonna talk

01:38:12.900 to like experts

01:38:14.060 in in the field

01:38:15.040 so I want to

01:38:15.580 have you know

01:38:17.300 people regular

01:38:18.160 people telling me 0.93

01:38:18.920 shit about what's 0.99

01:38:20.340 what's going on 0.99

01:38:21.100 in their life

01:38:21.560 reach out to me

01:38:23.000 top lobster top

01:38:24.060 lobster at gmail

01:38:25.260 whatever if you

01:38:26.360 got a crazy story

01:38:27.160 and then we're

01:38:27.680 gonna also you

01:38:28.380 know have some

01:38:29.040 fun talk to

01:38:29.960 talk to some

01:38:31.020 people who

01:38:31.340 actually know

01:38:31.800 something I

01:38:32.460 just gotta say

01:38:32.940 real quick how 0.99

01:38:33.460 fucking dope it 0.98

01:38:34.080 is to like brand 1.00

01:38:34.920 yourself just take

01:38:35.900 your first name

01:38:36.600 and throw an

01:38:36.960 LLC at the end

01:38:37.760 of it you know

01:38:38.580 call an LLC 0.99

01:38:41.140 it's fucking 0.98

01:38:42.340 awesome 0.85

01:38:42.640 I have I have

01:38:44.080 notifications on

01:38:45.640 for everybody in

01:38:46.640 Tower Gang and

01:38:47.880 for a couple of

01:38:48.540 like other good

01:38:49.280 tweeters and

01:38:50.200 Colin yeah

01:38:51.360 Colin's yeah 1.00

01:38:52.160 Colin's fucking 0.99

01:38:52.720 hysterical man 1.00

01:38:53.440 every time he 0.95

01:38:54.500 replies to me he

01:38:55.200 says such mentally 1.00

01:38:55.980 ill shit I love 1.00

01:38:56.720 it yeah 0.99

01:38:57.340 yeah

01:38:57.780 he says he's in

01:38:59.880 our group in a

01:39:00.620 group in the

01:39:01.020 Tower Gang group

01:39:01.560 chat the big one

01:39:02.560 and he just

01:39:03.640 literally just comes

01:39:04.180 in and just says 1.00

01:39:04.920 like random shit 0.99

01:39:06.160 nothing has to do 0.99

01:39:07.500 with literally

01:39:07.940 nothing anybody's

01:39:08.640 talking about

01:39:09.200 and dips out

01:39:10.160 he's like me but

01:39:12.760 high all the time

01:39:13.880 whereas I'm just

01:39:14.460 never sleeping

01:39:15.320 I will be back on

01:39:17.160 Timcast IRL

01:39:18.080 August 7th

01:39:19.060 Clint Russell

01:39:19.640 host of Liberty

01:39:20.280 Lockdown make

01:39:20.920 sure you go

01:39:21.300 subscribe I

01:39:22.140 also co-host

01:39:22.880 this really

01:39:24.160 special show

01:39:25.320 about waste

01:39:26.380 wheelism called

01:39:27.140 Tower Gang

01:39:27.660 make sure you

01:39:28.340 subscribe to

01:39:29.320 that I had on

01:39:30.800 Vivek Ramaswamy

01:39:31.640 last week I

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01:39:48.840 tried to go

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01:39:49.960 that was the

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01:39:52.940 as well as

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01:39:54.480 Cole I think

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01:39:58.020 you don't know

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Tower Gang - July 27, 2023

Ep 133 - Milking Table Roulette

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