Tower Gang - Ep 142 - Lickety Bleep

00:00:00.000 it's power gang wednesday motherfuckers 1.00

00:00:11.840 what's up retards i'm trying to start a call here baby so i can only fit a third of my dick 1.00

00:00:20.060 into toad's pussy you want to kill me or you want to give me a boner i don't know 1.00

00:00:26.380 when i say fuck the jews it means i'm horny 1.00

00:00:29.400 woe is me i'm retarded 1.00

00:00:32.100 have you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit 0.97

00:00:35.760 where they're like the three of you had a threesome of some kind 0.99

00:00:40.080 i was watching it and jerking off 1.00

00:00:43.080 and fucking ass 1.00

00:00:45.820 toad's on fire 1.00

00:00:47.900 she was a 10 in real life she's like a dead 8

00:00:51.120 lewis you're like a brother to me

00:00:54.620 donald trump come on tower gang that is the most offensive podcast 1.00

00:00:59.280 fat dave fuck you man 1.00

00:01:01.280 it's not what this show is about this shit is retarded 1.00

00:01:09.360 motherfucking wednesday and you know what that means it's tower gang bitch it's the second episode of the week son and that's how much we love you the other one is uh probably paywalled and you may never be able to see it but we did an incredible 0.98

00:01:23.960 uh guest fan roulette where we just had whoever fucking saw the tweet came in and hung out with us for a while it was really really fun i would encourage you guys to check that out uh what do they have to do to be able to watch that i forget uh sign up for the locals 0.98

00:01:38.520 what is that damn are we are we tower gang.local.com give us some money 0.99

00:01:43.360 i feel like i feel like clinch has jumped in on like this real jewish shit real fast like 0.99

00:01:48.700 yeah he didn't even say who we were he's like hey hey 0.99

00:01:51.880 give us money guys

00:01:53.980 like wait but who are you

00:01:55.860 it's who are we

00:01:57.040 it's two bucks a month man i'm just trying to help y'all out 0.95

00:01:59.960 i i haven't seen a penny from doing this fucking show the entire time i've been doing it so you know i ain't grifting here 0.99

00:02:04.560 this is for you fuckers i don't i don't even know where the money goes i don't know what's happening 0.99

00:02:07.860 i think toad's just fucking toad's just buying hookers with it and burying them 1.00

00:02:11.740 yeah that no the 1.00

00:02:12.840 coal used it all to fly to lobsters

00:02:15.800 seriously yeah the money went to coal

00:02:19.400 to fly to my house and back 0.99

00:02:21.280 yeah and now he's like not even doing the show what the fuck 1.00

00:02:23.980 he he owes us that money back this guy fucking sucks in life 0.99

00:02:28.220 all right anyways uh clint russell host of liberty 0.99

00:02:30.800 never mind do your intro

00:02:33.280 clint russell host of liberty lockdown

00:02:35.440 we got tower gang toad the host of better off dead

00:02:38.260 we got top lofts the host of top lofts.com

00:02:40.160 and then we got no way jose's host

00:02:42.200 jose got us on and he's got something to say

00:02:44.020 oh i just wanted to let you guys know if that wasn't clear enough

00:02:47.160 what happened earlier this week i was not there 0.88

00:02:49.260 but we just dropped out the fucking stream yard link 0.97

00:02:51.480 to just any any old body on twitter

00:02:53.940 and we said i think we're probably gonna do maybe a few more public ones like that

00:02:58.360 but in eventually in the future you will have to be

00:03:01.660 some sort of patron or local person or whatever

00:03:03.980 to be able to get that link to be able to come on the show

00:03:07.000 and join us in the stream

00:03:08.040 uh but for now uh it's fun stuff

00:03:10.340 and definitely show up for those

00:03:11.620 i didn't expect it to be that funny to be honest

00:03:14.700 but uh fair warning if you come on stream 0.99

00:03:17.500 what i realized very quickly is that we just drag the fuck out of you 0.97

00:03:21.420 that's the whole that's what's funny about it 0.99

00:03:23.420 and that's what we're gonna do from here on

00:03:25.420 i like it because the fan gets to take my place

00:03:28.720 exactly

00:03:29.480 so i don't have to deal with that anymore

00:03:30.900 no you know what though

00:03:32.000 toad was really landing some floppers on one fan

00:03:35.140 and he kind of turned it around on it

00:03:36.360 and then we all started beating you up

00:03:37.520 and we're like wait a second

00:03:38.220 he doesn't belong 1.00

00:03:38.780 we're like fuck it kill toad anyway 1.00

00:03:40.360 you gotta 1.00

00:03:41.180 you gotta be craftful man

00:03:42.920 you can't let them

00:03:43.580 you can't let these people turn it around on you

00:03:45.700 they barely deserve to even be in the live chat

00:03:48.240 i just wanna show

00:03:49.440 i just wanna go on the record that uh this evening

00:03:52.100 top and jose and toad all look more tired than me

00:03:56.680 and i am actually very very tired right now

00:03:58.980 but you all look more sleepy than me

00:04:00.680 i i've had like no sleep all week

00:04:02.880 and i'm not i'm not gonna get any sleep tonight either

00:04:06.360 because tonight is better off dead night too 0.97

00:04:08.480 like i i do all this shit on wednesday nights 0.98

00:04:11.120 yeah i'm well slept i just uh i've got the sniffles today 0.96

00:04:14.340 i think my allergies are acting up so

00:04:15.820 i think jose is just really high

00:04:17.860 i'm kind of tired i haven't slept in weeks either

00:04:20.280 but for like good reasons toad

00:04:22.120 as opposed to the betting show reasons

00:04:26.920 child murdering as opposed to degeneracy

00:04:30.640 well cole may be joining us here soon 0.99

00:04:34.180 so if you only tune in to see his luscious muscles

00:04:36.420 and subpar comedy

00:04:37.700 he should be here shortly

00:04:39.020 we don't know

00:04:39.900 he's just being you know a muscle-bound midget 1.00

00:04:43.220 uh what are we uh what are we getting into

00:04:45.320 you want to do mailbag first

00:04:46.380 what's up

00:04:46.880 real quick do you think we can bully cole 1.00

00:04:48.660 into actually submitting a video

00:04:50.940 for the fight thing for lewis

00:04:52.640 dude to fight who

00:04:54.180 both of you have to do it

00:04:55.820 that's what i'm saying

00:04:56.540 as soon as possible

00:04:56.860 i told him i said i would do it

00:04:58.780 if you do it

00:04:59.780 and he never

00:05:00.220 it's because i don't think he actually wants to accept that

00:05:03.780 no he doesn't want to fight you

00:05:05.240 and it's because he's afraid of you

00:05:06.740 and he doesn't even

00:05:07.600 he doesn't even know if he's uh orthodox or southpaw

00:05:10.720 yeah

00:05:11.240 and you're trying to set him up to fight him

00:05:12.900 i'm not i'm not a great boxer

00:05:14.520 that's probably my weakest thing

00:05:15.800 but i i feel pretty confident here

00:05:17.680 i'll tell you i'll tell you what

00:05:18.660 if you don't know if you're orthodox or southpaw

00:05:20.740 i do know one thing

00:05:22.020 you're sleepy

00:05:22.880 you are very very sleepy 0.99

00:05:24.900 because jose is gonna fucking 0.99

00:05:26.460 put you night night boy 0.99

00:05:28.000 i would not recommend it

00:05:30.320 i would not recommend it

00:05:31.880 he would want like that's playing with fire

00:05:33.380 if if you give cole a certain type of cte 0.84

00:05:35.960 that like turns him into what he's supposed to be

00:05:38.760 right 0.97

00:05:39.220 i'll be so fucking mad 1.00

00:05:40.360 like jose would straight up knock the joy out of that motherfucker 1.00

00:05:43.300 like all of it 0.99

00:05:44.420 i think the handicaps i was offering to him though in the chat

00:05:47.580 really would spruce up the deal

00:05:49.600 i i told him that i'd be willing to let him

00:05:52.480 that he can basically we can continue as we are

00:05:54.780 like i won't change anything

00:05:55.880 like i'll probably work out casually here and there

00:05:58.060 like i kind of do now

00:05:59.220 but it's not like i'm gonna like go hard

00:06:00.800 and i won't do any fight training whatsoever

00:06:03.220 whereas he he can't do fight training either 0.99

00:06:05.420 but he can lift like a motherfucker 0.98

00:06:07.260 so it gives him time to get juiced up 0.99

00:06:08.820 he can do cardio

00:06:09.820 do whatever he's gotta do

00:06:10.720 but i'm gonna do literally nothing

00:06:12.240 and when it was the meantime

00:06:13.200 you know i mean

00:06:13.680 i think it's a good handicap

00:06:14.880 and he could uh it could be a good fight

00:06:16.520 you guys don't even have to fight

00:06:17.940 just both of you have to submit those videos 0.98

00:06:19.740 they're gonna fucking play them 0.96

00:06:20.720 and it's gonna be huge and hilarious and amazing 0.98

00:06:22.580 and just make it increasingly

00:06:25.060 increasingly homosexual innuendos 0.94

00:06:27.240 just increasingly increasingly throughout

00:06:28.900 there's no way they play it

00:06:30.160 there's no way they play like

00:06:31.380 them two

00:06:32.360 like just you two on a video chat

00:06:34.160 talking to each other

00:06:35.140 just negotiating 1.00

00:06:36.100 actually fuck it 0.99

00:06:36.840 we're gonna do it today 0.99

00:06:37.520 once he shows up

00:06:38.540 we're gonna negotiate it

00:06:39.620 we're gonna clip it

00:06:40.340 and that clip is gonna go up

00:06:41.960 to a legion of skanks 1.00

00:06:43.220 perfect

00:06:43.700 well the way i imagine it

00:06:44.880 we both had our own videos

00:06:45.860 but we're kind of referring to the other in it

00:06:48.380 be like

00:06:48.680 my buddy cole may say that uh

00:06:50.840 i'm a little bit of has-been

00:06:52.120 but you know what

00:06:52.560 i feel like i'm a big brother

00:06:53.480 i need to put him in his place 0.99

00:06:54.480 it's shit like that 0.99

00:06:55.220 you know like 0.99

00:06:55.600 and like i'm alluding to that

00:06:57.420 so they know there's another component

00:06:58.660 but also allude to the fact that like

00:07:00.720 you're his big brother

00:07:02.080 and and you know

00:07:03.460 you were

00:07:04.280 you were molested as a kid

00:07:05.960 so you have to like 0.96

00:07:06.660 return the favor 0.99

00:07:07.260 some weird shit like that 0.97

00:07:08.340 and just like 0.98

00:07:08.960 innuendo innuendo

00:07:10.120 anyways

00:07:10.980 we'll go full screen

00:07:12.520 with each of them individually

00:07:13.500 they go on their own rants

00:07:14.700 then we'll clip it

00:07:15.760 so it looks like it's just

00:07:16.740 them doing it solo

00:07:17.480 it's perfect

00:07:17.940 yeah

00:07:18.400 in my head i imagine me

00:07:20.440 like repping out 405

00:07:22.000 and be like

00:07:22.360 oh hey

00:07:22.760 i didn't see you there

00:07:23.860 and then just like

00:07:24.760 come walk towards the camera

00:07:25.700 you know

00:07:26.000 and then do my model

00:07:27.160 yeah yeah yeah yeah 1.00

00:07:27.620 just be super super fucking gay about it 0.99

00:07:30.080 it'll be awesome 1.00

00:07:30.520 um

00:07:31.080 i think we should play the clip

00:07:32.520 because uh

00:07:33.400 dawson

00:07:33.900 uh

00:07:34.740 apparently tower gang

00:07:35.980 slash top lobster

00:07:36.980 are living rent free 1.00

00:07:37.960 in this motherfucker's head 1.00

00:07:38.800 i can't even believe it 1.00

00:07:39.880 do we have it

00:07:40.460 where is it

00:07:41.020 let's go to his

00:07:42.160 uh top tweeted it

00:07:45.160 alright

00:07:45.460 if you check out his page

00:07:46.600 you should be able to find it real quick

00:07:47.800 yeah 1.00

00:07:48.660 yeah you're a salty bitch 1.00

00:07:49.820 i do want to say 1.00

00:07:50.820 i take

00:07:51.320 i think i'm the root cause

00:07:52.920 i mean i guess you could take it even further back

00:07:54.920 of course jose is going to take the credit

00:07:56.780 even though top went 0.74

00:07:57.560 no the point is it's silly

00:07:58.960 because i wasn't even that mean to him

00:08:00.780 or anything

00:08:01.120 jose i asked you for help too

00:08:02.420 i was like guys listen

00:08:03.580 i just don't care

00:08:04.180 i'm going in this by myself

00:08:05.240 and everyone was like 0.98

00:08:06.560 i'm too busy doing other shit 0.98

00:08:08.420 i was like yo i'm going to war right now 0.85

00:08:10.140 anyone and they were like

00:08:11.220 meh

00:08:12.000 maybe not

00:08:12.900 uh toad said i don't want to burn that bridge

00:08:14.420 i'm like okay you know what guys

00:08:15.440 i don't care about the bridge

00:08:16.180 i never had the bridge

00:08:17.160 it's just that's a

00:08:18.060 like that's a bridge burning that bores me

00:08:20.020 you know what i mean

00:08:20.720 like

00:08:21.440 no

00:08:21.700 i mean it's fun watching you do it

00:08:23.460 but i'm just kind of like

00:08:24.000 meh

00:08:24.760 it's kind of sad

00:08:25.140 this is an exciting bridge burning

00:08:26.840 alright here we go

00:08:28.520 we got that yeah

00:08:29.540 so

00:08:29.820 whatever's happening

00:08:30.980 he's on uh

00:08:31.860 danny palachick's show

00:08:32.860 this is so out of left field 0.98

00:08:34.320 it's fucking incredible 0.97

00:08:35.120 yeah 1.00

00:08:35.640 this guy's a fucking tool band 1.00

00:08:37.080 first of all 1.00

00:08:38.640 why is that 0.99

00:08:39.360 he's like fucking 16 0.99

00:08:40.860 he's a cd guy 0.99

00:08:42.000 what was he

00:08:42.400 he was 16 when the power came down

00:08:45.160 22

00:08:45.740 what does that matter

00:08:47.360 what does his age matter 1.00

00:08:48.580 talking shit about dave smith for no fucking reason 1.00

00:08:52.180 other than 1.00

00:08:52.700 oh i have a fucking reason 0.98

00:08:54.000 you didn't listen to it did ya 0.99

00:08:55.280 guys i don't want this to be a fucking podcast or drama 0.98

00:08:58.080 like i'm friends with dave smith 0.96

00:08:59.500 i'm trying to be like

00:09:00.400 hold on pause it pause it pause it

00:09:02.760 i like how

00:09:04.200 real quick

00:09:04.920 i

00:09:05.340 people don't know the deep magic

00:09:07.340 this literally all started because he's upset

00:09:09.800 that dave smith forgot to bring up his name in a debate with nick fuentes

00:09:13.660 and like maybe

00:09:14.960 this is the whole thing

00:09:16.000 right

00:09:16.420 and even if dave

00:09:18.100 was aware

00:09:18.940 they did not

00:09:19.620 dave did not forget

00:09:20.820 it never even crossed his mind 0.99

00:09:22.960 because dawson is not in his fucking purview 0.98

00:09:25.140 that's true 0.98

00:09:26.140 yeah exactly

00:09:26.720 but even if he was

00:09:27.960 it's like this

00:09:28.840 ryan i don't think about you at all 1.00

00:09:31.320 ryan has made a habit of treating people like shit 0.99

00:09:33.640 particularly dave 1.00

00:09:34.760 and then then flips around and gets upset when they don't come rush to his defense

00:09:38.280 so i'm like

00:09:38.660 i just don't 0.74

00:09:39.340 it just makes no fucking sense 0.78

00:09:40.600 and that's what this is about 0.86

00:09:41.620 but yeah

00:09:42.080 well remember also according to ryan 0.97

00:09:44.360 tower gang gargles dave smith's balls 0.97

00:09:46.360 yes 0.85

00:09:46.660 and what that's referring to is literally

00:09:48.480 i'm pretty sure it was only me

00:09:49.900 no he called us

00:09:50.980 he called

00:09:51.780 no it was me

00:09:52.540 no no no listen

00:09:53.240 he's like he's kind of passing the blame all around

00:09:55.400 literally i had an engagement with him 0.98

00:09:57.280 after that fucking whole dave smith thing 0.97

00:09:58.920 i basically was like 0.93

00:09:59.660 i was actually like kind of a friendly thing

00:10:01.260 i'm like

00:10:01.500 hey man

00:10:02.240 maybe you should go about it this way 0.97

00:10:04.000 because it's kind of sad to see someone being that socially retarded 1.00

00:10:06.720 because he was like kind of asking to go on a show sort of 1.00

00:10:09.560 and but like being a cunt 0.99

00:10:11.080 so i'm like 0.99

00:10:11.600 i don't understand

00:10:12.680 like it makes no sense

00:10:13.480 you could just be cool to him

00:10:14.500 and he'd probably bring you on

00:10:15.680 like you know

00:10:16.680 just treat him like a human being

00:10:18.320 not anymore

00:10:19.120 yeah

00:10:19.560 and i i did that 0.98

00:10:20.860 and then that's when he got all faggoty about it 1.00

00:10:22.440 and i didn't even really go scorch earth on him at all 0.99

00:10:24.860 in that engagement 0.99

00:10:25.560 i definitely was ratio i'm like a motherfucker 0.99

00:10:27.200 but either way 0.98

00:10:28.760 like and that's like the the

00:10:30.540 what he's still holding on to

00:10:31.600 but then he plays

00:10:32.220 he passes the blame around to everyone else

00:10:33.920 like if i did it

00:10:34.780 he called us

00:10:35.300 like

00:10:35.620 he called us smith smith suckers

00:10:37.920 which is actually

00:10:38.680 pretty funny

00:10:39.540 very funny

00:10:40.240 i've been thinking about it

00:10:41.460 i was gonna say like

00:10:42.860 i was gonna be like 0.93

00:10:44.360 he called me a smith sucker 0.68

00:10:45.360 and at first i was mad 0.94

00:10:46.340 and then i appreciated it

00:10:48.000 and then i was mad again

00:10:49.360 but i was like i appreciate

00:10:50.620 i like i still appreciate the funny

00:10:53.300 yeah

00:10:53.820 it is artistic

00:10:54.760 artistic

00:10:55.440 autistic 0.78

00:10:56.040 whatever

00:10:56.560 no it's not

00:10:57.540 it's not really artistic

00:10:58.400 look

00:10:58.980 it's just weird to me

00:11:00.500 because like

00:11:00.940 i have literally been nothing but nice to this guy

00:11:03.080 and

00:11:03.480 um

00:11:04.380 we've been nothing but cool to him

00:11:05.800 yeah we had him

00:11:06.600 we had him on our show three times

00:11:08.140 i was

00:11:08.980 i was very appreciative of

00:11:10.340 of his insights

00:11:11.560 when i've had him on my show

00:11:12.560 and

00:11:12.720 i i've defended him

00:11:14.500 from the uh

00:11:15.660 you know

00:11:16.160 allegations of anti-semitism

00:11:17.680 and just said like

00:11:18.280 this dude is very much an anti-zionist for sure 0.98

00:11:20.520 i don't know him well enough to say

00:11:22.620 if he

00:11:23.060 if it goes deeper than that

00:11:24.600 but

00:11:24.820 um

00:11:25.620 it's just it's just weird that

00:11:26.940 like all of us

00:11:28.180 just just because top

00:11:29.560 fired at him

00:11:30.420 well no

00:11:30.820 did this happen

00:11:32.160 this happened after top right

00:11:33.860 well why did

00:11:34.340 why did top go after

00:11:35.240 i didn't fire at him

00:11:35.780 he was

00:11:36.520 okay wait up

00:11:37.340 this is what happened

00:11:38.140 i had a

00:11:38.680 i had a comment

00:11:39.840 it was getting racial towards blacks

00:11:41.900 whatever was going on on my thread

00:11:43.340 ryan jumped in

00:11:44.860 with something hilarious

00:11:45.880 no way

00:11:47.280 one of your posts

00:11:48.440 went racial towards blacks

00:11:49.560 i 1.00

00:11:49.720 i'm fucking 0.92

00:11:50.640 okay 0.97

00:11:50.940 i'm lying

00:11:51.760 i'm like

00:11:52.080 it began racial towards black

00:11:53.840 ah

00:11:54.380 there we go 0.97

00:11:54.840 towards blacks 0.99

00:11:55.240 anyway so he jumps in 0.98

00:11:56.600 with something funny

00:11:57.340 someone was talking about reparations

00:11:58.680 he jumps in

00:11:59.320 and i was like hell yeah

00:12:00.240 that's funny

00:12:00.640 and then we're like beating up on this one dude 0.96

00:12:02.700 this one black dude 0.81

00:12:03.720 which is very funny

00:12:04.820 and then i'm like

00:12:06.020 i'm like yo

00:12:06.900 he brings up sneeko 0.81

00:12:07.980 so i was like oh yo

00:12:08.700 tell sneeko to go on tower gang 0.65

00:12:10.020 and he was like

00:12:10.800 oh that's right

00:12:11.300 for you

00:12:11.600 and then like it was like

00:12:12.620 like me and him

00:12:13.380 are just beating up on this one guy

00:12:14.620 this is what's happening right 0.99

00:12:15.400 we're just fucking punching this guy 1.00

00:12:16.720 punching this black guy 1.00

00:12:17.620 we're fucking lynching him 1.00

00:12:18.500 we're dragging him 1.00

00:12:19.020 all the shit 1.00

00:12:19.340 and then all of a sudden 1.00

00:12:21.240 i throw a punch of the black 0.99

00:12:22.500 i hit him 1.00

00:12:22.940 and then i get hit

00:12:24.120 so i'm like yo 0.99

00:12:25.180 who fucking hit me 0.98

00:12:26.060 like we're hitting this guy 0.99

00:12:27.160 and i look

00:12:27.620 and there's ryan

00:12:28.340 standing with his fist

00:12:29.220 he hit me

00:12:29.620 and i said why you hit me for ryan

00:12:31.180 so and then i gotta

00:12:32.340 now i gotta investigate

00:12:33.280 i said well what do you mean by this 0.83

00:12:34.540 smith suckers 0.88

00:12:35.320 and then he doubles down 0.53

00:12:36.560 so i was like okay 1.00

00:12:37.280 now i'm gonna kill you 1.00

00:12:38.040 and i just fucking nuke him 1.00

00:12:39.380 from orbit 0.99

00:12:39.920 memes

00:12:40.700 like throughout

00:12:41.700 like a four

00:12:43.040 the memes are unbelievable

00:12:44.480 through like a four or five day span

00:12:47.700 i just like

00:12:48.500 i think of a meme

00:12:49.260 and i'm like

00:12:49.600 you know 1.00

00:12:49.800 fuck this nigga 1.00

00:12:51.120 send meme 1.00

00:12:52.400 and i just send it to him

00:12:53.780 psychological battle

00:12:54.980 he ended up having to block me

00:12:57.120 which is like

00:12:57.620 i don't know what took him so long

00:12:58.700 but i know he was seeing all the

00:12:59.900 see that's the thing

00:13:00.620 now i know ryan a little better

00:13:01.860 he's like autistic enough to 0.93

00:13:03.120 like he's seeing it

00:13:04.320 he's seeing it

00:13:05.100 but he's he's not responding

00:13:06.720 but he's furious

00:13:07.760 and he's probably responding to me 1.00

00:13:09.660 through like alts and shit 0.99

00:13:10.640 dude i genuinely think 0.98

00:13:12.060 that like

00:13:12.640 he was so off kilter in this

00:13:14.500 i watched the whole thing

00:13:15.520 because it was just like

00:13:16.120 yo i dropped

00:13:16.780 i had to watch his mannerisms

00:13:17.920 like i was like

00:13:18.680 top broke him

00:13:19.480 i dropped it

00:13:20.920 no i dropped a two dollar super chat

00:13:22.560 once he went in

00:13:23.640 before he blew up

00:13:25.080 it's a two dollar super chat

00:13:26.340 i said um uh

00:13:27.520 what's the name of the kid

00:13:28.960 keith uh 0.99

00:13:29.940 fucking 1.00

00:13:30.600 the one that 1.00

00:13:31.080 keith woods

00:13:31.540 yeah i said

00:13:32.560 i said uh

00:13:33.100 i just wrote

00:13:34.440 keith woods

00:13:35.040 knows a lot

00:13:36.540 all caps

00:13:37.220 about 9-11

00:13:38.460 and that was it

00:13:39.540 two dollars

00:13:40.180 and i sent it 1.00

00:13:40.820 and i know this motherfucker 1.00

00:13:41.780 seen it 1.00

00:13:42.200 and he probably like

00:13:42.920 just twisted him

00:13:43.600 when he was live too

00:13:44.440 so i was like

00:13:44.820 this is

00:13:45.180 and technically

00:13:46.280 i didn't do anything wrong

00:13:47.580 i wasn't wrong

00:13:48.500 the caller

00:13:48.900 the caller is

00:13:49.760 strictly dragging dawson

00:13:51.900 for having dragged dave

00:13:53.700 it has nothing to do with us

00:13:55.680 and play the rest of the video

00:13:57.180 yep

00:13:58.020 wait wait wait

00:13:58.780 i wanted to say too

00:13:59.660 about this video

00:14:00.420 so he sets it up

00:14:01.980 there's a whole point here

00:14:02.820 he's like

00:14:03.520 hey hey

00:14:03.880 dave smith's my friend

00:14:04.820 and he

00:14:05.500 and then ryan hears it

00:14:06.760 he goes

00:14:07.300 oh yeah yeah

00:14:07.740 my bad

00:14:08.180 he simmers it down

00:14:09.660 and then watch what he does next

00:14:10.760 go ahead play it

00:14:11.320 it's it's incredible

00:14:12.100 to think what's going on

00:14:13.400 in this guy's brain

00:14:13.960 go ahead

00:14:14.360 all right

00:14:15.520 let's do it

00:14:16.740 i'm not a podcaster

00:14:17.580 listen

00:14:18.660 my turn to talk right

00:14:20.000 i called in

00:14:20.620 i mean sure

00:14:21.820 but i mean obviously

00:14:22.660 he's

00:14:22.940 ryan's the guest here

00:14:24.000 i asked him to come on the show

00:14:24.940 i didn't know

00:14:25.400 you open up 1.00

00:14:26.020 and fuck this guy 1.00

00:14:27.080 so fuck you 1.00

00:14:27.820 yeah i didn't know 1.00

00:14:28.720 this was gonna be like

00:14:29.200 a wwe kind of thing

00:14:30.200 all right

00:14:32.080 i'm just gonna let him go

00:14:33.100 sorry about that

00:14:34.060 i'm not

00:14:34.400 i'm not 1.00

00:14:35.100 dude you got some fucking 1.00

00:14:37.260 see like he could have 1.00

00:14:38.280 ended it right there

00:14:38.880 guys know i would beat 1.00

00:14:40.100 their fucking ass 1.00

00:14:41.160 all of them 1.00

00:14:42.220 the little tower gang

00:14:43.400 they said all of them 0.56

00:14:44.240 i could knock them out 0.81

00:14:45.180 in seconds 0.98

00:14:45.780 they talk so much

00:14:46.640 pause it

00:14:47.040 pause it

00:14:47.640 pause it

00:14:48.000 pause it

00:14:48.500 guys

00:14:49.500 cop has some evidence

00:14:51.240 to bring to the stand

00:14:51.980 danny polishuk

00:14:53.640 danny polishuk

00:14:54.660 just got

00:14:55.460 look at his face

00:14:56.080 he just got done

00:14:58.280 telling ryan

00:14:59.160 yo dave's my good friend

00:15:00.860 in real life

00:15:01.520 and ryan was like

00:15:02.600 oh my bad

00:15:03.280 i respect it

00:15:03.880 and then he said

00:15:04.400 you know what 1.00

00:15:04.860 fuck dave 1.00

00:15:05.560 fuck that 1.00

00:15:05.920 i'll beat his ass 1.00

00:15:06.820 i gotta add it 1.00

00:15:07.840 i gotta add in

00:15:09.420 more context

00:15:10.000 this is important

00:15:11.140 and it really plays

00:15:12.600 like plays a key

00:15:14.260 into the psychology

00:15:15.300 of ryan dawson

00:15:16.060 he showed up

00:15:17.480 like an hour late

00:15:18.640 for this interview

00:15:19.300 and then on top of that

00:15:20.520 the last time

00:15:21.860 that an interview

00:15:22.440 scheduled

00:15:22.960 it was a no show

00:15:23.900 and real

00:15:25.200 just behind

00:15:26.700 seeing behind the curtains

00:15:27.500 the reason why

00:15:28.000 i've never had

00:15:28.400 ryan dawson as guest

00:15:29.360 he did that to me

00:15:30.260 the first time

00:15:30.800 i ever scheduled him

00:15:31.740 and i just was like

00:15:32.760 okay well

00:15:33.260 and he never even

00:15:34.040 bothered to be like

00:15:34.760 hey this is why

00:15:35.640 i was late

00:15:35.980 i'm pretty sure

00:15:36.300 i found out

00:15:36.700 through read

00:15:37.340 not even a my bad

00:15:38.480 let's reschedule

00:15:39.660 nothing

00:15:40.200 here's the funny thing

00:15:41.600 i'm not dealing

00:15:42.640 with someone like that

00:15:43.320 and then he

00:15:43.980 Danny's a saint

00:15:45.700 like a gentleman here

00:15:46.820 he handled it

00:15:47.280 wait wait

00:15:47.900 jose

00:15:48.160 here's the issue here

00:15:49.240 which is very funny too

00:15:50.240 again inside the brain

00:15:51.460 of ryan dawson

00:15:52.220 what's up cole 0.95

00:15:52.760 we got cole 0.99

00:15:53.380 fucking at the bottom 0.98

00:15:54.540 he popped in 1.00

00:15:55.120 anyway

00:15:55.660 inside the brain

00:15:56.780 of ryan dawson

00:15:58.220 he sees jose

00:15:59.940 with the show

00:16:00.880 called no way jose

00:16:01.540 probably less than

00:16:02.400 a thousand followers

00:16:03.080 he's like 0.99

00:16:03.500 i'll just shit on this guy 0.99

00:16:04.380 okay 0.99

00:16:05.180 then now right now

00:16:06.640 why did he come on tower gang

00:16:07.960 i don't know 0.97

00:16:09.160 because he's crazy

00:16:09.880 so then right now 0.85

00:16:10.820 you got danny polishuk 0.99

00:16:11.880 and he's like

00:16:12.400 i got more followers

00:16:13.340 on twitter than him

00:16:14.100 but it's like

00:16:14.660 you miscalculated man

00:16:16.540 what are you doing

00:16:17.260 why are you doing this

00:16:18.560 like you're making enemies

00:16:20.380 of like so many

00:16:21.660 look at look at his face

00:16:22.500 look at how many

00:16:23.280 how many enemies

00:16:23.960 did he just make 1.00

00:16:24.800 right here with this dumb shit 1.00

00:16:26.320 it's like so 1.00

00:16:26.940 senseless

00:16:27.560 how long are we going

00:16:28.120 to talk about this

00:16:28.620 this was the best

00:16:29.060 promotion

00:16:29.520 yeah i agree

00:16:30.440 there ever was

00:16:31.320 he came off like

00:16:32.280 such an insufferable 1.00

00:16:33.200 cunt 1.00

00:16:33.540 and was bitching 1.00

00:16:34.660 about us

00:16:35.060 that it made it seem

00:16:35.780 like those guys

00:16:36.480 are probably pretty

00:16:37.120 awesome

00:16:37.480 just finish the video

00:16:38.700 just finish it

00:16:39.300 yeah i don't think

00:16:40.760 we should be

00:16:41.060 a little fanboy 1.00

00:16:41.880 eat a dick 1.00

00:16:43.020 i figured out 9-11 1.00

00:16:44.220 not those assholes 1.00

00:16:45.480 all they do 1.00

00:16:46.580 they're professional trolls

00:16:47.840 they do nothing 0.97

00:16:49.200 but go around

00:16:50.220 and harass people

00:16:50.900 online

00:16:51.320 they'll never amount

00:16:52.780 to anything

00:16:53.300 they've added nothing

00:16:54.180 to the conversation

00:16:55.060 except well dave has

00:16:56.660 i'll give him

00:16:57.160 he's a good plagiarist

00:16:58.540 let's take another

00:17:01.400 call here

00:17:01.960 let's take another

00:17:03.260 call here

00:17:04.000 less adversarial

00:17:05.620 one moment please

00:17:06.300 all right close it 0.95

00:17:07.480 it's so fucking wild 0.89

00:17:09.760 yeah yeah that dave 0.92

00:17:10.700 smith he he plagiarized

00:17:12.380 uh scott horton's

00:17:13.520 entire body of work

00:17:14.680 anytime we have any

00:17:15.840 anytime we like uh

00:17:17.420 have any guests on

00:17:18.440 that we know like

00:17:19.220 people that they're

00:17:19.800 good friends with 1.00

00:17:20.360 let's just shit on 1.00

00:17:21.000 that person right 1.00

00:17:22.060 to their fucking face 1.00

00:17:23.060 like if we ever 1.00

00:17:24.300 if we ever have

00:17:26.340 lewis on

00:17:26.940 just be like man 1.00

00:17:27.820 fucking hate 0.99

00:17:28.980 big j 1.00

00:17:29.760 that dude 1.00

00:17:30.220 fucking sucks 1.00

00:17:31.080 just like 1.00

00:17:31.720 he's so

00:17:32.580 dude all his jokes 0.99

00:17:33.900 suck 0.99

00:17:34.380 he never really did 0.99

00:17:35.260 anything

00:17:35.540 he's like you know

00:17:37.080 that business partner

00:17:37.900 you are

00:17:38.560 it's like

00:17:40.220 it's like uh

00:17:41.040 it doesn't even

00:17:41.800 it's not even that

00:17:42.380 hard to like do

00:17:43.060 stand-up

00:17:43.400 when you just make

00:17:43.880 fun of people

00:17:44.300 in the crowd

00:17:44.800 what is that

00:17:45.180 it's not even

00:17:45.500 stand-up comedy

00:17:46.200 that's just

00:17:46.520 and just

00:17:47.000 just rag on

00:17:47.900 the entire time

00:17:48.580 and like

00:17:49.140 just like

00:17:49.820 sit there

00:17:50.280 that just looks

00:17:51.040 terrible

00:17:51.500 like it just 0.96

00:17:52.060 you look like 1.00

00:17:52.880 such an asshole 1.00

00:17:53.700 to 1.00

00:17:54.080 I mean it was

00:17:55.540 like 190 people

00:17:56.840 watching it

00:17:57.300 at that time

00:17:58.100 probably

00:17:58.440 yeah

00:17:59.320 hey Danny

00:18:00.600 by the way 0.98

00:18:01.020 I hate your mom 0.97

00:18:01.920 yeah it's like 1.00

00:18:03.180 I'm gonna fuck 1.00

00:18:03.960 your mom 1.00

00:18:04.340 and your dead grandma 0.76

00:18:05.080 it's so frustrating

00:18:07.100 because I've done

00:18:07.860 nothing to Dawson

00:18:09.100 at all

00:18:09.940 ever

00:18:10.440 ever nothing ever

00:18:11.880 and he's just like

00:18:12.780 they've done nothing

00:18:13.560 he then he then

00:18:14.600 gives a cut out

00:18:15.280 for Dave Smith

00:18:15.860 and says

00:18:16.260 oh well except for Dave

00:18:17.480 he's done something

00:18:18.100 and then he insults him

00:18:18.940 again

00:18:19.240 he's a plagiarist

00:18:20.480 it was like

00:18:21.060 it's like this guy

00:18:21.800 just wants

00:18:22.400 he wants no bridges

00:18:23.540 this man wants

00:18:24.220 to live on an island

00:18:25.080 with no bridges

00:18:26.000 off of it

00:18:26.540 he lives in Japan

00:18:27.340 well that's what he's doing

00:18:28.600 it's an island

00:18:28.940 with no bridges

00:18:29.520 oh hell yeah

00:18:30.840 no he moved to Japan

00:18:32.280 actually because

00:18:33.160 there are no Jews 0.99

00:18:34.000 there to kill 0.93

00:18:34.940 Jesus Christ 0.96

00:18:37.180 that was explicit

00:18:38.020 that was so

00:18:38.740 unnecessarily explicit

00:18:39.860 I bet there's Jews

00:18:41.440 in Japan too

00:18:42.560 that's actually a good question

00:18:44.300 it's been around the economy

00:18:44.700 no actually no no

00:18:46.700 I don't think that

00:18:47.760 there's Jews in Japan 0.79

00:18:48.620 like Japan 0.52

00:18:49.320 wouldn't allow it

00:18:50.140 they wouldn't allow it

00:18:51.960 for sure

00:18:52.200 are they one of the

00:18:53.660 109 countries

00:18:55.220 that's like a third

00:19:01.140 of all countries

00:19:01.820 so I mean like

00:19:02.680 you're gonna

00:19:03.020 33% of the time

00:19:04.200 you just name a country

00:19:04.920 yeah the ADL

00:19:05.840 lists them as a hate country

00:19:07.180 give me the mailbag music

00:19:09.000 please

00:19:09.440 yeah let's do it

00:19:11.000 mailbag

00:19:14.040 we got

00:19:15.940 can we just talk about

00:19:18.820 Monday stream

00:19:19.820 and just how awesome

00:19:20.620 it was to have

00:19:21.360 okay whatever

00:19:23.760 I'm sorry

00:19:24.120 I had to eat dinner 0.98

00:19:25.900 I was fucking hungry 0.98

00:19:26.900 we already did 0.99

00:19:27.860 you missed it

00:19:28.460 you ate dinner

00:19:30.920 yeah

00:19:32.200 you're fired

00:19:33.120 real quick

00:19:33.480 before we go into

00:19:34.100 mailbag

00:19:34.420 real quick

00:19:34.880 how much money

00:19:35.700 do you think

00:19:36.080 we would have to

00:19:36.700 rally up

00:19:37.560 to get Dawson

00:19:39.420 to fight one of us 0.73

00:19:40.260 I'll fight him 0.65

00:19:41.340 I don't want to talk

00:19:42.180 I don't think he cares

00:19:42.820 about money

00:19:43.300 well that

00:19:44.640 there's no way

00:19:45.220 we get him to do it

00:19:45.660 for free

00:19:46.140 well I'm saying

00:19:47.800 he doesn't care

00:19:48.480 about like

00:19:49.000 it would be like

00:19:49.800 it would be like

00:19:50.480 a hundred grand

00:19:52.360 like it would be 1.00

00:19:52.820 something stupid 0.99

00:19:53.480 because he wouldn't 1.00

00:19:54.320 he's not

00:19:55.420 he wouldn't do it

00:19:56.400 that's the whole thing

00:19:57.320 Jose

00:19:57.740 I don't know

00:19:58.760 I feel like you could

00:19:59.280 pick it as ego

00:19:59.780 let's just

00:20:00.380 let's just

00:20:00.940 let's just make a fake

00:20:02.540 go fund me

00:20:03.120 and then we'll

00:20:03.880 we'll agree to put up

00:20:05.220 like a hundred grand

00:20:06.020 and then we won't pay it

00:20:06.920 oh my god

00:20:07.680 advertise it like

00:20:08.620 he made a pledge

00:20:09.420 from the target account

00:20:10.640 like Ryan Dawson

00:20:11.700 has pledged

00:20:12.160 to fight

00:20:12.840 Jose Galisson

00:20:13.700 in Jacksonville Florida

00:20:15.300 at the whatever

00:20:15.920 hold up

00:20:16.360 hold up

00:20:16.780 and then

00:20:17.300 and then

00:20:18.100 and then he says

00:20:18.660 I never agreed to that

00:20:19.640 say oh backing out already

00:20:21.000 and just like 0.98

00:20:21.820 gaslight the fuck out of him 0.89

00:20:23.100 here's how 0.98

00:20:23.580 we can actually

00:20:24.380 raise some money

00:20:24.960 and just do it

00:20:25.540 just a totally

00:20:26.780 do a totally terrible way

00:20:28.760 we put up a go fund me

00:20:30.120 for Hawaii

00:20:30.840 and then just

00:20:32.360 take all the money

00:20:33.100 and be like

00:20:33.840 and just pretend

00:20:34.780 like that go fund me

00:20:35.480 so it's gonna raise

00:20:36.060 like thousands of dollars

00:20:37.360 because people are like

00:20:38.040 gonna give it to

00:20:38.640 that's just the regular

00:20:39.320 red cross

00:20:40.120 yeah

00:20:41.060 we just do what the government 0.99

00:20:42.400 does every fucking day 0.99

00:20:43.760 and then just 0.99

00:20:44.640 and then just

00:20:45.180 then blackmail

00:20:46.280 Ryan Dawson

00:20:47.120 into uh

00:20:48.700 fighting one of us

00:20:49.520 and then backing out

00:20:50.660 obviously

00:20:51.260 and then when he backs out

00:20:53.320 then when he backs out 0.99

00:20:54.260 we make fucking 1.00

00:20:54.940 promo reels 0.99

00:20:56.080 of us like

00:20:57.200 of us beating him down

00:20:58.480 verbally

00:20:58.840 and him

00:20:59.640 and then running away

00:21:00.580 and like

00:21:01.060 like zooms into his tweets

00:21:02.420 it's like

00:21:02.640 I never agreed to that

00:21:03.760 and be like

00:21:04.140 can we go full

00:21:04.740 but then cut back

00:21:06.160 to him saying

00:21:06.760 cut back to him saying 1.00

00:21:07.860 oh I could fucking 0.99

00:21:08.680 beat up all these 1.00

00:21:09.380 fucking guys 1.00

00:21:09.920 and they all know it 1.00

00:21:10.640 and just

00:21:11.620 just go back and forth

00:21:12.580 back and forth

00:21:13.120 can we

00:21:13.700 can we do

00:21:14.180 like what Dylan Danis

00:21:15.600 is doing to

00:21:16.240 Logan Paul

00:21:16.880 to Ryan Dawson

00:21:18.320 where we're just

00:21:18.840 putting every 0.99

00:21:19.740 fucking day 0.98

00:21:20.660 best idea 0.99

00:21:24.820 we just put up 0.99

00:21:25.580 fake fucking 1.00

00:21:26.180 Asian chicks 1.00

00:21:26.800 and just

00:21:27.220 this is 1.00

00:21:27.760 Dawson's bitch 1.00

00:21:28.780 this is Dawson's bitch 1.00

00:21:29.660 photoshop them with us 0.99

00:21:30.780 like just like

00:21:31.500 photoshop them

00:21:32.020 with a bunch of other dudes

00:21:33.500 or I guess

00:21:34.180 just any Asian chick 1.00

00:21:35.020 and it's

00:21:36.000 obviously not the same

00:21:37.600 like obviously

00:21:38.320 not the same girl

00:21:39.420 and be like

00:21:41.160 Dawson's wife 1.00

00:21:41.860 is just fucking 1.00

00:21:42.540 everything 0.99

00:21:43.280 you guys gonna 1.00

00:21:45.680 fuck around 1.00

00:21:46.180 and make me do this 1.00

00:21:47.080 this is bad

00:21:48.120 dude Dawson

00:21:49.400 Dawson couldn't even

00:21:50.280 beat me

00:21:50.740 because I saw

00:21:51.160 that video

00:21:51.640 of him losing

00:21:52.300 a fight

00:21:52.680 to a literal

00:21:53.200 punching bag

00:21:53.940 it's true

00:21:55.660 it's just

00:21:57.320 yo

00:21:57.660 yo

00:21:58.160 Tom

00:21:58.460 where'd you

00:21:58.740 find that video 0.99

00:21:59.380 that was fucking 0.96

00:21:59.880 yeah that is 0.99

00:22:00.380 somebody dropped

00:22:01.300 yeah listen

00:22:02.060 I said

00:22:02.620 as long as I

00:22:03.140 could stay

00:22:03.480 out of that position

00:22:04.280 I'll be okay

00:22:05.840 dude you think

00:22:07.320 that that would

00:22:07.860 even hurt you

00:22:08.700 like that was

00:22:09.220 really

00:22:09.400 I've never even

00:22:10.460 seen

00:22:10.900 I've never even

00:22:11.780 seen somebody

00:22:12.480 in like in MMA

00:22:13.480 do that kind of

00:22:14.560 like I've never

00:22:15.420 even seen

00:22:15.860 yeah like from

00:22:17.140 the bottom

00:22:17.720 like

00:22:18.260 again

00:22:19.900 now wait

00:22:21.760 Ryan

00:22:22.460 I've never

00:22:23.300 seen that

00:22:23.880 can you play

00:22:24.820 the video

00:22:25.280 pull the video

00:22:25.960 you'll see where

00:22:26.460 they get like a

00:22:26.960 couple good licks 1.00

00:22:27.660 and every now and 1.00

00:22:28.080 then the motherfucker 1.00

00:22:28.660 bam bam 1.00

00:22:29.260 like alright

00:22:29.640 I have a better idea

00:22:30.620 like you're not

00:22:31.000 striking from the

00:22:31.960 bottom

00:22:32.240 let's not spend

00:22:33.320 20 minutes on 0.99

00:22:34.220 Ryan fucking 0.99

00:22:34.800 Dawson 0.99

00:22:34.980 dude play that

00:22:36.000 video that video 0.99

00:22:36.820 is fucking 0.96

00:22:37.280 hilarious dude 0.99

00:22:38.220 it's pretty

00:22:38.960 incredible

00:22:39.500 as soon as you

00:22:41.280 play it we'll

00:22:41.840 move on I promise

00:22:42.680 to the mailbag 0.99

00:22:43.180 if I can fucking 0.99

00:22:44.220 find it 0.99

00:22:44.900 it's on top speed

00:22:46.200 it's in the comments

00:22:46.580 it's in that

00:22:47.120 comment thread

00:22:47.660 yeah it's on top speed

00:22:48.240 you're Ryan Dawson

00:22:50.420 you take this video

00:22:51.980 you watch it

00:22:52.920 you think it's good

00:22:53.920 you put

00:22:54.380 that's the part

00:22:55.200 that really like

00:22:55.880 you think this is good

00:22:57.020 like when you see this

00:22:58.380 like he's probably like

00:22:59.900 yo look at how much 1.00

00:23:00.700 my fucking legs 1.00

00:23:01.620 could flex on this 1.00

00:23:02.600 heavy bag

00:23:03.180 or something like

00:23:03.620 think of how strong

00:23:04.580 my inner thighs are

00:23:05.420 that probably

00:23:05.840 intimidates people

00:23:06.580 it's weird

00:23:06.980 it's like sending 0.99

00:23:08.040 a dick pic 0.99

00:23:08.640 with a 1.00

00:23:09.160 like a tape measure

00:23:10.740 held up to it

00:23:11.400 and it's four inches

00:23:12.120 and sending it to a girl

00:23:13.220 and being like

00:23:14.040 oh what

00:23:15.940 I might recreate that

00:23:17.860 with like an inflatable

00:23:18.700 pole noodle

00:23:19.300 or something 0.65

00:23:19.880 shit like that 0.94

00:23:20.680 and just roll around 1.00

00:23:21.860 and smack it 0.59

00:23:22.500 I'm good at finding 1.00

00:23:25.640 this shit baby 1.00

00:23:26.320 I'm fast on the 1.00

00:23:27.240 production 0.99

00:23:27.680 let's fucking go 1.00

00:23:28.580 who took 1.00

00:23:29.140 his poor Chinese wife 1.00

00:23:30.640 she's probably 0.92

00:23:31.140 chained to a wall

00:23:32.020 legitimately

00:23:33.820 I think

00:23:34.240 I think he actually

00:23:35.680 is like

00:23:36.400 preparing for his wife

00:23:38.040 that's just what 0.69

00:23:38.640 sex looks like 0.98

00:23:39.280 with him

00:23:39.580 because I don't know

00:23:43.700 when you would do that

00:23:44.500 in a fight

00:23:45.080 you're not doing it

00:23:46.240 I just want to

00:23:46.940 I just want to go

00:23:47.520 on the record

00:23:47.900 one more time

00:23:48.400 Dawson

00:23:48.680 I hadn't done anything

00:23:49.800 to you

00:23:50.200 you brought this

00:23:51.060 upon yourself 0.97

00:23:51.660 I was fucking nice 0.98

00:23:52.780 to you the entire time 0.97

00:23:53.740 you did this

00:23:54.420 I didn't do this

00:23:55.300 I will grant you

00:23:56.240 that would be

00:23:56.580 an effective technique

00:23:57.660 if you've already

00:23:58.660 arm barred

00:23:59.340 and broke one of his arms

00:24:00.340 and then you can just

00:24:01.180 like get in there

00:24:01.800 you know

00:24:02.120 but aside from that

00:24:03.300 not very practical

00:24:04.180 you know

00:24:04.520 okay

00:24:05.640 Squidward Rebellion

00:24:06.380 said isn't he 6'3

00:24:07.480 and ripped 0.84

00:24:07.960 he might be 6'3

00:24:09.580 he's not ripped

00:24:11.240 no

00:24:11.760 have you not seen

00:24:13.360 the pictures

00:24:13.820 top of him posting

00:24:14.660 where he's literally

00:24:15.320 yo he capitalized it

00:24:17.180 because he's joking

00:24:17.780 because that's how

00:24:18.320 Dawson talks about himself

00:24:19.360 oh

00:24:20.360 I see okay

00:24:20.960 and I don't think

00:24:21.860 he's 6'3

00:24:22.420 I don't think so either

00:24:24.240 he's 5'9

00:24:25.360 I mean

00:24:27.380 he might be 6 feet

00:24:28.380 I don't know

00:24:28.640 can we

00:24:28.880 no

00:24:29.320 you know what would be

00:24:30.340 actually kind of fun

00:24:31.240 doing a tag team

00:24:33.740 with his brother

00:24:34.520 this is how this all started

00:24:36.120 you know this right guys

00:24:37.020 I did the drawing

00:24:38.840 oh believe me I know

00:24:40.380 it was 2 years ago

00:24:41.160 and he was like

00:24:41.600 I'm not that short

00:24:42.400 I'm not that fat

00:24:43.360 and I was like

00:24:44.280 relax

00:24:45.200 like bro

00:24:45.800 it was a sad

00:24:48.340 top stop's like

00:24:49.020 you know I just

00:24:50.260 I sketch over

00:24:52.080 I just

00:24:52.500 you brought it

00:24:54.020 to the further

00:24:54.880 like cause effect

00:24:56.480 cause effect

00:24:56.940 we're going further

00:24:57.780 I remember that now

00:24:59.080 because for us

00:24:59.600 that was just fun

00:25:00.480 but from his perspective

00:25:01.860 he's like 1.00

00:25:02.120 these motherfuckers 1.00

00:25:03.080 are making fun of me 1.00

00:25:03.860 and like

00:25:04.180 I do remember

00:25:05.000 you know

00:25:05.620 sitting around memes

00:25:06.280 making jokes about that

00:25:07.220 but it wasn't in bad

00:25:08.320 I wasn't trying to be mean

00:25:09.300 it was just hilarious

00:25:09.960 in the comedy scene

00:25:11.300 this is called

00:25:11.940 a callback

00:25:12.700 what I just did here

00:25:13.700 you see that

00:25:14.080 we started our

00:25:14.800 we started our show

00:25:15.940 Ryan

00:25:16.340 with me 0.99

00:25:17.520 unintentionally calling you fat 0.96

00:25:19.080 hilarious 0.67

00:25:19.640 and we ended it 0.99

00:25:21.100 with me calling you fat 1.00

00:25:22.720 until you lost your mind 0.99

00:25:23.740 on a pretty big podcast

00:25:24.820 it's crazy 0.99

00:25:26.540 fuck with me 0.99

00:25:27.820 honestly 1.00

00:25:28.360 I still

00:25:28.980 I think my idea

00:25:29.960 of doing a tag team

00:25:31.380 with his brother

00:25:32.640 would be actually

00:25:33.180 a fun thing

00:25:33.880 like a wrestle tag team

00:25:35.220 like where he has to

00:25:35.860 tag in his brother

00:25:36.580 then another fat 1.00

00:25:37.860 ugly dude 1.00

00:25:38.360 gets in 0.99

00:25:39.240 that looks just like him

00:25:40.460 probably not as

00:25:41.240 oh

00:25:42.520 imagine

00:25:43.060 I would like to see

00:25:43.940 what his brother can do

00:25:44.720 top

00:25:45.120 were any of those photos

00:25:46.700 that you were posting

00:25:47.300 of him

00:25:47.720 doctored at all

00:25:48.800 cause I honestly

00:25:49.800 wasn't sure

00:25:50.340 no

00:25:50.360 that photo

00:25:51.180 the photo that I posted

00:25:52.280 of him there

00:25:52.860 the one with the

00:25:53.740 black eyes

00:25:54.980 what's up with that

00:25:55.740 I don't know

00:25:56.300 someone sent that one

00:25:57.380 to me too

00:25:57.760 but the one I posted

00:25:58.580 it looked like

00:26:00.200 it looked like

00:26:01.420 you were photoshopping

00:26:02.280 his hair

00:26:02.740 to make it

00:26:03.620 like it was further

00:26:04.420 gone than it is

00:26:05.640 and then like

00:26:06.180 you were making

00:26:06.740 the eyes a little

00:26:08.120 bit darker

00:26:08.500 I was like 0.99

00:26:08.820 this is fucking 1.00

00:26:09.300 crazy man 1.00

00:26:09.880 but then I was like

00:26:10.660 I'm not really sure

00:26:11.740 this is doctored 0.99

00:26:12.640 so fuck 0.99

00:26:14.240 I don't know man 1.00

00:26:14.880 anyways

00:26:15.380 enough of that

00:26:17.040 Nailed it

00:26:17.960 Toad is ready

00:26:18.880 to move on

00:26:19.660 I love how

00:26:21.300 when we talk

00:26:22.820 about Ryan Dawson

00:26:24.060 Toad stays real quiet

00:26:25.200 we might have to

00:26:25.940 just only talk

00:26:26.760 about Ryan Dawson

00:26:27.320 hey have you guys

00:26:27.940 real quick

00:26:28.680 last thing

00:26:29.380 have you guys

00:26:29.820 ever seen

00:26:30.500 those art things

00:26:32.600 you see

00:26:32.940 where it'll be like

00:26:33.380 see this

00:26:34.160 my wife just texted me

00:26:35.840 she says

00:26:36.360 move on

00:26:37.140 from talking about

00:26:38.080 Ryan Dawson

00:26:38.800 for the love of God

00:26:39.800 one last thing

00:26:42.020 I just had an epiphany

00:26:43.280 have you guys

00:26:43.880 ever seen those

00:26:44.340 weird art things

00:26:45.600 they'll be like

00:26:45.980 oh if this Pokemon

00:26:47.120 was realistic

00:26:47.840 or this person

00:26:48.960 like Homer Simpson

00:26:50.040 and it looks like

00:26:50.660 a real normal

00:26:51.280 person in real life

00:26:52.320 he is what happens

00:26:53.500 if you do that

00:26:53.840 with Grimace

00:26:54.480 that's what happens

00:26:55.760 if you're trying to make

00:26:56.960 a realistic human Grimace

00:26:58.280 I guess so

00:26:59.520 he's fat 1.00

00:27:00.360 purple and gay 1.00

00:27:01.280 I don't know 0.98

00:27:01.800 well I'll tell you

00:27:03.180 one thing

00:27:03.560 I know our fans

00:27:04.400 are currently

00:27:05.200 drafting a Grimace

00:27:06.580 Dawson mashup

00:27:08.080 that's going to be

00:27:08.720 posted here soon

00:27:09.460 so

00:27:09.720 there we go

00:27:10.660 yeah

00:27:10.960 well I had the Grimace

00:27:12.800 shake and now I'm

00:27:13.480 worried that it was 0.99

00:27:14.040 Ryan Dawson's semen 1.00

00:27:15.080 alright let's fucking 1.00

00:27:16.560 do mailbag 0.99

00:27:17.140 that was fun

00:27:17.680 you hear that noise

00:27:18.420 Toad

00:27:19.640 give us our first mailbag

00:27:20.720 I hear it

00:27:21.440 we'll do a couple

00:27:22.740 Mark

00:27:23.180 could you speed up

00:27:24.180 it's like 0.99

00:27:24.920 it's fucking 0.99

00:27:25.440 unbelievable 0.99

00:27:25.980 that you just

00:27:26.480 won't just read 1.00

00:27:27.060 the fucking mailbag 1.00

00:27:27.900 when we say 1.00

00:27:28.420 read the mailbag

00:27:29.420 we're talking about

00:27:29.960 Ryan Dawson 0.98

00:27:30.620 shut up Toad 1.00

00:27:31.280 Toad I was fucking 1.00

00:27:38.260 with you 1.00

00:27:38.280 look at

00:27:38.840 look at

00:27:38.960 oh my

00:27:39.620 dude you really 0.99

00:27:46.380 Toad I was fucking 1.00

00:27:48.060 with you man 1.00

00:27:48.660 he's really mad

00:27:50.780 right now

00:27:51.840 Toad go ahead

00:27:52.920 go ahead

00:27:53.280 I'm sorry

00:27:53.700 Mark Vestibule

00:27:54.940 says

00:27:55.540 is the word 0.99

00:27:57.720 cunt 1.00

00:27:58.260 to white women 1.00

00:27:59.060 what nigger 1.00

00:27:59.700 is to blacks 0.99

00:28:00.580 if so 0.79

00:28:01.160 why isn't

00:28:01.620 why isn't 0.99

00:28:02.140 cunt being used 0.99

00:28:03.040 more frequently 0.86

00:28:03.760 I think it's 1.00

00:28:04.480 bitch 1.00

00:28:04.740 cunt 1.00

00:28:05.240 I'm saying it 0.99

00:28:05.880 really loud 1.00

00:28:06.360 no cunt 1.00

00:28:07.240 is the nuke 1.00

00:28:07.880 I mean I guess

00:28:08.340 it depends

00:28:08.740 I've heard women 1.00

00:28:09.280 are like 1.00

00:28:09.540 cunt doesn't 1.00

00:28:09.980 probably matter much 0.91

00:28:10.660 but like

00:28:11.100 if you call a 1.00

00:28:11.600 bitch a cunt 1.00

00:28:12.220 like that's 1.00

00:28:13.180 like

00:28:13.400 what if you 1.00

00:28:13.760 call a cunt 1.00

00:28:14.180 a bitch 1.00

00:28:14.500 that's 1.00

00:28:14.700 that's

00:28:14.720 bit squared

00:28:15.160 no here's

00:28:16.480 the thing 0.99

00:28:16.880 cunt is not 0.99

00:28:18.040 cunt is not 1.00

00:28:18.720 as bad as 0.99

00:28:19.380 what do you say

00:28:20.060 which one 0.98

00:28:21.260 nigger 1.00

00:28:21.700 yeah 0.99

00:28:22.660 okay yeah

00:28:23.480 it's not as bad

00:28:23.980 as that

00:28:24.340 because

00:28:24.800 you could say

00:28:26.040 well I could say 1.00

00:28:27.960 cunt in the street 1.00

00:28:28.820 and like 0.99

00:28:30.160 as long as

00:28:30.920 the woman 0.98

00:28:31.200 doesn't think

00:28:31.600 I'm talking

00:28:31.980 about her

00:28:32.540 she's not

00:28:33.340 going to be

00:28:33.720 upset

00:28:34.100 and the reaction

00:28:36.260 varies

00:28:36.580 but a black 0.74

00:28:37.040 person 0.65

00:28:37.340 if you say

00:28:37.780 that in the

00:28:38.140 street

00:28:38.420 it doesn't

00:28:39.480 matter if

00:28:39.800 you're talking

00:28:40.100 to them

00:28:40.560 if they hear

00:28:41.180 it

00:28:41.340 they're going

00:28:41.660 to become

00:28:41.960 violent

00:28:42.480 yeah 1.00

00:28:43.060 cunt is also 1.00

00:28:43.880 like 1.00

00:28:44.120 cunt 1.00

00:28:46.040 cunt 1.00

00:28:46.680 cunt 1.00

00:28:48.820 cunt 1.00

00:28:50.560 cunt 1.00

00:28:50.580 cunt is 1.00

00:28:50.720 literally 0.98

00:28:51.040 like in

00:28:51.520 the british

00:28:52.040 lexicon

00:28:52.700 too

00:28:52.940 I hear

00:28:53.620 word

00:28:53.900 must do

00:28:54.220 violence

00:28:54.440 I think

00:28:55.440 it's the

00:28:55.680 Australian

00:28:56.180 yeah whatever

00:28:57.700 same thing

00:28:58.740 but I think

00:28:59.460 I think

00:29:00.120 I think

00:29:01.100 women would 1.00

00:29:01.740 rather be

00:29:02.080 called a 1.00

00:29:02.440 cunt 1.00

00:29:02.680 than a 1.00

00:29:02.900 bitch 1.00

00:29:03.120 legitimately 1.00

00:29:03.840 oh my god

00:29:06.700 dude 1.00

00:29:07.220 fucking 0.99

00:29:07.580 Jose just 1.00

00:29:08.380 went on like

00:29:08.840 such a low

00:29:09.720 key

00:29:09.960 incredibly

00:29:10.880 racist rant

00:29:11.640 and uh

00:29:12.480 I saw

00:29:13.600 something about

00:29:14.160 a gorilla

00:29:14.740 in the streets

00:29:15.760 he kept

00:29:16.240 going

00:29:16.540 he just

00:29:16.820 kept

00:29:17.000 saying it

00:29:17.580 it was

00:29:17.800 he was

00:29:19.040 going

00:29:19.200 he goes

00:29:20.600 he says

00:29:21.440 hear word

00:29:22.380 must do

00:29:23.120 violence

00:29:23.560 like they're

00:29:24.280 like they're

00:29:24.800 cavemen

00:29:25.380 I had

00:29:25.620 I had to

00:29:26.080 tell Jose

00:29:26.460 this week

00:29:26.900 he keeps

00:29:27.440 he anytime

00:29:28.280 he says 1.00

00:29:28.900 fuck 1.00

00:29:29.300 he just 1.00

00:29:29.900 says

00:29:30.240 gorilla 1.00

00:29:30.600 fuck 1.00

00:29:31.060 Emily 1.00

00:29:31.720 Emily says 1.00

00:29:32.440 stupid 1.00

00:29:32.820 bitch 1.00

00:29:33.120 sets me 1.00

00:29:33.560 off

00:29:33.720 faster than

00:29:34.320 anything

00:29:34.820 can't

00:29:35.340 oh hell yeah

00:29:36.060 Emily hit me 1.00

00:29:36.900 hit me up 1.00

00:29:37.460 you stupid 1.00

00:29:37.920 bitch 1.00

00:29:38.380 stupid 1.00

00:29:39.740 bitch does 1.00

00:29:40.380 have more of a 1.00

00:29:40.960 sting to it 1.00

00:29:41.380 than cunt 1.00

00:29:41.840 because it's 1.00

00:29:42.680 like

00:29:42.860 what about 1.00

00:29:43.800 fucking 1.00

00:29:44.220 cunt 1.00

00:29:44.620 fucking 1.00

00:29:45.960 cunt 1.00

00:29:46.360 I don't know 0.57

00:29:47.680 I just

00:29:48.840 think

00:29:49.280 they don't

00:29:50.060 like 1.00

00:29:50.240 bitch 1.00

00:29:50.540 it's too 0.97

00:29:51.400 crude 0.92

00:29:51.740 like you 0.97

00:29:52.040 don't

00:29:52.200 mean

00:29:52.460 here's

00:29:53.120 the thing 1.00

00:29:53.740 bitch 1.00

00:29:54.140 literally 1.00

00:29:54.400 means

00:29:54.780 female 0.86

00:29:55.240 dog 1.00

00:29:55.620 but cunt 1.00

00:29:56.300 just means 1.00

00:29:56.700 their vagina 1.00

00:29:57.360 so like 1.00

00:29:58.180 they already 1.00

00:29:58.860 have a cunt 1.00

00:29:59.560 you're calling 1.00

00:29:59.940 them a hole

00:30:00.980 it's like

00:30:01.540 calling a guy 0.99

00:30:02.720 a dick 1.00

00:30:02.800 would you rather 1.00

00:30:03.260 be called a hole

00:30:04.020 or a little

00:30:05.080 animal

00:30:05.640 like a 1.00

00:30:06.300 fucking 1.00

00:30:06.580 like a 1.00

00:30:07.780 you know

00:30:08.940 just an

00:30:09.220 animal

00:30:09.360 I think I'd

00:30:09.860 be rather

00:30:10.160 like called

00:30:10.960 a hole

00:30:11.320 this question

00:30:12.860 bores me

00:30:13.360 can we go back

00:30:13.780 to talking

00:30:14.080 about Dawson

00:30:14.820 Cole

00:30:15.140 will you

00:30:15.460 call your wife 1.00

00:30:17.160 a cunt 1.00

00:30:17.820 would you call 1.00

00:30:18.400 her a cunt 1.00

00:30:18.820 who 1.00

00:30:19.600 would you call

00:30:20.440 your wife 1.00

00:30:20.740 a cunt 1.00

00:30:21.220 would you call 1.00

00:30:22.620 your wife 1.00

00:30:23.040 a cunt 1.00

00:30:23.400 would you say 1.00

00:30:23.960 that to her

00:30:24.340 face

00:30:24.660 no

00:30:25.240 I think I would

00:30:25.720 rather say

00:30:26.320 you're being a 1.00

00:30:26.840 cunt than 1.00

00:30:27.100 you're being 1.00

00:30:27.400 a bitch 1.00

00:30:27.920 that's weird 1.00

00:30:29.060 interesting

00:30:29.420 I would

00:30:31.040 much rather

00:30:33.400 I would much

00:30:34.780 rather say 0.99

00:30:35.580 nigger to a 1.00

00:30:36.300 black person 1.00

00:30:36.760 than cunt 1.00

00:30:37.240 to a woman 1.00

00:30:37.800 because

00:30:38.140 I mean

00:30:40.640 yeah

00:30:40.880 because women 0.99

00:30:41.360 don't go

00:30:41.700 because

00:30:44.040 I like to

00:30:45.520 I like to

00:30:46.040 live dangerously

00:30:46.940 and there's

00:30:47.520 there's no chance

00:30:48.480 that I'm going to

00:30:48.820 be in danger 1.00

00:30:49.340 if I say cunt 1.00

00:30:50.020 to a woman 1.00

00:30:50.600 wow

00:30:52.320 if you don't

00:30:53.280 want to live

00:30:53.740 any longer

00:30:54.180 you can just

00:30:54.760 walk through

00:30:55.200 the streets

00:30:55.520 of Boston

00:30:55.960 saying it

00:30:56.480 and you get

00:30:57.540 taken out

00:30:57.920 real quick

00:30:58.220 dude

00:30:58.380 Boston is a 0.99

00:30:59.180 racist town 1.00

00:30:59.900 man 0.88

00:31:00.120 I'll just

00:31:00.420 I'll do it

00:31:01.380 you're like

00:31:02.100 writing

00:31:02.580 you're writing

00:31:03.160 entire bits

00:31:04.140 while we're

00:31:05.160 talking

00:31:05.460 because you're

00:31:05.780 not listening

00:31:06.260 sometimes

00:31:07.060 we say

00:31:07.880 something

00:31:08.160 and then

00:31:08.400 Toad repeats

00:31:08.880 us

00:31:09.100 it's because

00:31:09.400 he's not

00:31:09.760 listening to

00:31:10.360 us

00:31:10.600 because he's

00:31:11.200 making a

00:31:11.740 bit

00:31:11.980 as he's

00:31:12.840 going

00:31:13.100 toad

00:31:14.740 could you

00:31:15.220 read the 1.00

00:31:15.540 next fucking 1.00

00:31:15.940 question 1.00

00:31:16.320 how many

00:31:16.620 times do I

00:31:17.060 have to ask

00:31:17.560 you

00:31:17.700 I asked

00:31:18.280 you like 1.00

00:31:18.580 fucking 1.00

00:31:18.820 five minutes 1.00

00:31:19.400 bring up

00:31:20.620 the Ryan

00:31:20.960 toad

00:31:23.940 if you need

00:31:24.440 if you need

00:31:24.940 to

00:31:25.180 you can

00:31:26.200 leave

00:31:26.980 and just

00:31:27.360 produce from

00:31:27.800 the back

00:31:28.140 end

00:31:28.620 if that's

00:31:30.480 going to be

00:31:30.660 easier for you

00:31:31.280 I'm thinking

00:31:33.080 about you

00:31:33.400 right now

00:31:33.900 real quick

00:31:36.480 I think

00:31:36.880 what'd be

00:31:37.140 better

00:31:37.440 just to

00:31:37.800 make the

00:31:38.040 show

00:31:38.220 flow

00:31:38.440 better

00:31:38.600 we keep

00:31:38.960 him here

00:31:39.260 and he

00:31:39.940 edits out

00:31:40.640 his box

00:31:41.380 in post

00:31:41.900 we gotta

00:31:45.820 edit out

00:31:46.240 the box

00:31:46.800 can't show

00:31:47.260 that on

00:31:47.580 YouTube

00:31:47.940 okay

00:31:49.380 editing out

00:31:50.320 the box

00:31:50.640 in post

00:31:51.000 is literally

00:31:51.360 what the

00:31:51.700 trainees do

00:31:52.220 I missed it

00:31:53.060 that was a

00:31:53.540 good one

00:31:54.120 Toad with a

00:31:54.660 banger

00:31:55.140 thank you

00:31:56.020 alright

00:31:56.320 Jack

00:31:58.380 asked

00:32:00.500 where were

00:32:01.240 each of us

00:32:01.820 on 9-11

00:32:02.860 school

00:32:03.900 me too

00:32:05.700 for some

00:32:06.460 reason

00:32:06.940 pre-calc

00:32:08.200 baby

00:32:08.580 for some

00:32:09.480 reason

00:32:09.660 I don't

00:32:09.960 remember

00:32:10.240 it in

00:32:10.600 school

00:32:10.940 I remember

00:32:11.440 being at

00:32:11.920 home

00:32:12.280 watching it

00:32:12.940 in the

00:32:13.180 morning

00:32:13.480 and I

00:32:14.080 don't know

00:32:14.560 why I

00:32:14.920 remember

00:32:15.180 that

00:32:15.460 because

00:32:15.760 the

00:32:16.040 timeline

00:32:17.520 doesn't

00:32:17.860 line up

00:32:18.360 there

00:32:18.540 but I

00:32:18.840 remember

00:32:19.240 seeing it

00:32:20.620 on TV

00:32:21.060 and I

00:32:21.440 wasn't

00:32:21.660 in school

00:32:22.060 I was

00:32:25.520 actually

00:32:25.760 at home

00:32:26.100 recovering

00:32:26.460 from a

00:32:26.780 concussion

00:32:27.180 from a

00:32:27.540 charge I

00:32:27.940 had taken

00:32:28.260 the night

00:32:28.520 before

00:32:28.860 I was

00:32:29.660 only five

00:32:30.600 so

00:32:31.080 I was

00:32:32.400 actually

00:32:32.740 getting off

00:32:33.700 of a

00:32:34.000 flight

00:32:34.240 that was

00:32:34.520 leaving

00:32:34.820 Boston

00:32:35.280 and saving

00:32:35.840 my own

00:32:36.180 life

00:32:36.480 are you

00:32:37.500 serious

00:32:37.840 no

00:32:38.840 I

00:32:40.760 remember

00:32:41.500 being

00:32:41.740 the

00:32:41.900 morning

00:32:42.120 cold

00:32:42.300 you

00:32:42.420 were

00:32:42.520 five

00:32:43.080 and so

00:32:43.500 you

00:32:43.580 probably

00:32:43.860 weren't

00:32:44.080 going to

00:32:44.380 school

00:32:44.580 or daycare

00:32:45.120 or something

00:32:45.420 you probably

00:32:45.800 just felt like

00:32:46.400 the morning

00:32:46.740 to you

00:32:47.100 I feel

00:32:47.760 I feel

00:32:47.780 like

00:32:47.900 Toad

00:32:48.120 would

00:32:48.260 have

00:32:48.380 the

00:32:48.500 most

00:32:48.660 interesting

00:32:49.000 story

00:32:49.460 about

00:32:50.040 what

00:32:50.480 he

00:32:50.580 was

00:32:50.720 doing

00:32:50.900 that

00:32:51.100 day

00:32:51.340 no

00:32:51.860 no

00:32:52.160 no

00:32:52.320 I

00:32:52.460 was

00:32:53.740 in

00:32:53.920 pre-calc

00:32:54.660 class

00:32:55.000 and

00:32:55.400 Toad

00:32:56.280 never had

00:32:56.720 the most

00:32:57.000 interesting

00:32:57.280 story

00:32:57.580 my math

00:32:58.500 teacher

00:32:58.740 from the

00:32:59.060 previous

00:32:59.360 year

00:32:59.620 came in

00:33:00.180 to tell

00:33:00.560 us

00:33:00.940 that

00:33:01.140 the

00:33:01.380 north

00:33:02.900 tower

00:33:03.400 whichever

00:33:03.800 tower

00:33:04.160 was hit

00:33:04.480 first

00:33:04.800 was hit

00:33:05.340 and then

00:33:06.180 we

00:33:06.960 turned on

00:33:07.540 the news

00:33:08.040 and then

00:33:08.340 we saw

00:33:08.720 the other

00:33:09.160 tower

00:33:09.600 get hit

00:33:10.500 live

00:33:11.240 and we

00:33:13.180 just

00:33:13.380 we didn't

00:33:13.880 know

00:33:14.040 what to

00:33:14.340 do

00:33:14.560 man

00:33:14.840 you cry

00:33:16.020 no

00:33:17.000 but

00:33:17.380 what a 1.00

00:33:18.800 fucking 1.00

00:33:19.240 asshole 1.00

00:33:19.840 we were 0.99

00:33:20.200 like

00:33:20.360 shocked

00:33:20.860 dude

00:33:21.560 I don't

00:33:22.080 know

00:33:22.260 dude

00:33:22.460 I was

00:33:23.240 16

00:33:24.160 I'm not

00:33:24.520 gonna cry

00:33:25.000 in front

00:33:25.260 of all

00:33:25.540 the

00:33:25.760 girls 0.98

00:33:27.300 in my

00:33:27.660 class

00:33:28.040 like

00:33:28.200 what

00:33:28.340 do you

00:33:29.500 want

00:33:29.740 they didn't

00:33:31.280 cancel

00:33:31.580 school

00:33:31.940 by the

00:33:32.240 way

00:33:32.360 we had

00:33:32.760 the

00:33:33.040 entire

00:33:33.400 rest

00:33:33.660 of

00:33:33.740 the

00:33:33.820 day

00:33:33.960 of

00:33:34.080 school

00:33:34.280 we

00:33:34.440 were

00:33:34.520 there

00:33:34.760 oh

00:33:34.940 that's

00:33:35.240 really 0.98

00:33:36.000 shitty 0.73

00:33:36.500 it's

00:33:37.560 just

00:33:37.720 New York

00:33:38.220 who

00:33:38.460 cares 1.00

00:33:38.740 fuck 1.00

00:33:40.620 the 1.00

00:33:40.820 Yankees

00:33:41.300 Yankees 1.00

00:33:41.740 suck 1.00

00:33:42.160 that's 1.00

00:33:43.260 such a

00:33:43.500 positive

00:33:43.800 thing

00:33:44.020 to

00:33:44.180 be

00:33:44.340 they 1.00

00:33:44.960 fucking 1.00

00:33:45.260 deserved 1.00

00:33:45.740 it 1.00

00:33:46.120 fuck 1.00

00:33:46.720 Jeter 1.00

00:33:47.080 I hope

00:33:47.420 he was

00:33:47.660 in the

00:33:47.980 tower

00:33:48.320 I was

00:33:50.100 a freshman

00:33:50.480 in college

00:33:51.020 and I

00:33:51.720 had a

00:33:52.240 test

00:33:52.660 that day

00:33:53.680 and I

00:33:54.100 got drunk

00:33:54.600 the night

00:33:54.840 before

00:33:55.220 and I

00:33:55.500 was hung

00:33:55.760 over

00:33:56.000 and I

00:33:56.280 woke up

00:33:56.580 at 10

00:33:57.040 and I

00:33:57.300 walked in

00:33:57.560 the living

00:33:57.820 room

00:33:58.040 and I

00:33:58.220 was late

00:33:58.520 for school

00:33:58.980 and I

00:33:59.200 was gonna

00:33:59.420 miss my

00:33:59.740 test

00:34:00.000 or at least

00:34:00.280 I thought

00:34:00.600 so

00:34:00.800 and I

00:34:01.260 walk in

00:34:01.520 the living

00:34:01.820 room

00:34:02.000 and my

00:34:02.320 roommate

00:34:03.340 he looks

00:34:03.960 at me

00:34:04.120 and he

00:34:04.260 goes

00:34:04.460 dude

00:34:05.620 the towers

00:34:06.960 got hit

00:34:07.440 and I

00:34:08.200 was like

00:34:08.520 school

00:34:10.160 closed

00:34:11.180 that was

00:34:13.200 my only

00:34:14.040 concern

00:34:14.460 that's the

00:34:14.480 most college

00:34:15.000 thing ever

00:34:15.560 dude

00:34:15.820 that's like

00:34:16.220 anytime

00:34:16.640 I was at

00:34:17.480 school

00:34:17.700 and there

00:34:17.920 was a

00:34:18.100 hurricane

00:34:18.520 it's like 1.00

00:34:18.960 fuck 1.00

00:34:19.580 yeah 1.00

00:34:19.960 I'm about to

00:34:20.860 have school

00:34:21.320 for like

00:34:21.820 two days

00:34:22.540 and people

00:34:23.320 are losing

00:34:23.720 their houses

00:34:24.280 and their

00:34:24.980 whole belongings

00:34:25.700 I'm just

00:34:26.340 like at least

00:34:26.760 I don't

00:34:26.980 have math

00:34:27.540 class today

00:34:28.160 like it's

00:34:29.000 such a 0.85

00:34:29.380 shitty thing 0.98

00:34:29.940 that college

00:34:30.520 students do

00:34:31.040 me and my

00:34:31.360 wife were 1.00

00:34:31.740 talking about

00:34:32.600 the 9-11 1.00

00:34:33.060 shit the other 1.00

00:34:33.520 day and I 0.99

00:34:33.900 just remember

00:34:34.720 like being

00:34:35.840 like why are

00:34:36.460 you showing

00:34:36.860 me this

00:34:37.320 like obviously

00:34:38.080 I get it

00:34:38.480 people are

00:34:38.800 dying

00:34:39.080 it's bad

00:34:39.700 but it's

00:34:40.100 like do

00:34:40.800 they live

00:34:41.140 near me

00:34:41.460 or something

00:34:41.840 like do

00:34:42.480 I know

00:34:42.840 any of

00:34:43.100 these

00:34:43.260 people

00:34:43.500 like why

00:34:44.040 why

00:34:44.980 like yeah

00:34:45.740 sad

00:34:46.100 but people

00:34:46.780 die

00:34:47.200 dude 0.99

00:34:48.320 I

00:34:49.300 dude

00:34:49.460 I

00:34:49.620 dude

00:34:49.780 I

00:34:49.860 dude

00:34:50.420 I

00:34:51.420 dude

00:34:51.780 dude

00:34:52.420 I

00:34:53.620 I

00:34:53.900 I

00:34:54.060 had health

00:34:54.520 class

00:34:54.940 that day

00:34:55.400 and I'm

00:34:55.780 pretty sure

00:34:56.140 we were

00:34:56.340 talking about

00:34:56.780 STDs

00:34:57.620 that day

00:34:58.060 they played

00:35:00.800 this video

00:35:01.360 and it just

00:35:01.800 threw up

00:35:02.280 like all

00:35:02.640 these different

00:35:03.040 STDs

00:35:03.560 it was like

00:35:03.960 chlamydia

00:35:04.720 gonorrhea

00:35:05.560 whatever

00:35:05.780 and then some

00:35:06.280 guy just

00:35:06.780 ran the

00:35:07.180 burning tower

00:35:07.980 some guy

00:35:08.720 randomly was 0.99

00:35:09.340 like anal 1.00

00:35:09.900 sex 1.00

00:35:10.580 you wait 0.96

00:35:13.520 you remember

00:35:14.100 that

00:35:14.580 yeah

00:35:15.120 that's

00:35:15.920 crazy

00:35:16.380 dude 0.95

00:35:16.560 I don't

00:35:16.840 have that

00:35:19.220 can we

00:35:20.440 address that

00:35:21.060 uh 1.00

00:35:21.440 the fucking 1.00

00:35:22.180 voice chat 1.00

00:35:22.840 that Toad 0.96

00:35:23.300 sent us

00:35:23.860 on twitter

00:35:24.820 did anyone

00:35:25.300 listen to

00:35:25.680 this

00:35:25.880 like a

00:35:26.160 while

00:35:26.380 back

00:35:26.580 it was

00:35:27.760 yeah

00:35:28.560 you listen

00:35:29.120 to it

00:35:29.400 like his

00:35:29.720 mom

00:35:30.080 he was

00:35:30.620 like

00:35:30.840 so mom

00:35:31.740 told him

00:35:32.520 I'm just

00:35:32.800 proving I'm not a liar

00:35:35.840 it's crazy

00:35:37.240 it's crazy

00:35:37.820 you know

00:35:38.180 it may be

00:35:39.020 that Toad's

00:35:39.600 actually telling

00:35:40.040 the truth

00:35:40.420 but his mom 0.98

00:35:40.960 is a pathological 1.00

00:35:41.640 liar 1.00

00:35:41.960 that could be 0.98

00:35:42.680 yeah

00:35:43.320 he's just

00:35:44.080 getting told

00:35:44.580 what she was

00:35:45.100 telling him

00:35:45.640 and she just 0.97

00:35:46.260 lies

00:35:46.720 I had a gun 0.99

00:35:48.820 to her head 0.99

00:35:49.400 actually

00:35:49.720 you know

00:35:50.060 what's strange

00:35:50.840 what's strange

00:35:51.400 about it

00:35:51.780 is that like

00:35:52.260 it's obviously

00:35:53.040 wrong

00:35:53.680 because it's

00:35:54.100 like there's

00:35:54.440 no child

00:35:55.040 that's that

00:35:55.500 light at that

00:35:56.160 age

00:35:56.420 so like

00:35:56.780 your mom

00:35:57.660 was probably 1.00

00:35:58.500 fucking with you 1.00

00:35:59.940 psychologically 1.00

00:36:00.500 and I don't

00:36:01.220 understand why

00:36:01.740 she would do

00:36:02.160 that

00:36:02.400 but she was 0.91

00:36:03.040 dude I remember

00:36:03.880 going to all

00:36:04.320 these appointments

00:36:05.000 and like having

00:36:05.760 my having like

00:36:06.560 MRIs of my

00:36:07.400 pituitary and

00:36:08.320 they were like

00:36:08.760 you have like a

00:36:09.520 human growth

00:36:10.800 hormone deficiency

00:36:11.660 they literally

00:36:12.400 put me on

00:36:13.040 HGH

00:36:13.540 they pull you

00:36:15.620 out of the

00:36:15.880 MRI machine

00:36:16.540 and they're

00:36:16.800 like 0.99

00:36:17.000 he's retarded 1.00

00:36:18.060 man 0.98

00:36:18.320 I'm sorry

00:36:18.740 you guys

00:36:18.980 ever seen

00:36:19.400 that documentary

00:36:20.760 thing on Netflix

00:36:21.960 where the daughter

00:36:23.180 was like

00:36:23.560 she was like

00:36:24.500 very sickly

00:36:25.240 and then the mom

00:36:25.980 was like

00:36:26.200 no you gotta

00:36:26.620 take your pills

00:36:27.140 oh yeah yeah

00:36:27.340 Ruby Rose

00:36:28.200 yeah and she's 0.96

00:36:29.120 just poisoning

00:36:29.580 her the whole time

00:36:30.460 oh yeah

00:36:30.960 very possible

00:36:31.960 I think it was

00:36:32.860 Munchausen's

00:36:33.420 I think your mom

00:36:33.980 was like

00:36:34.300 probably like

00:36:35.020 oh yeah

00:36:35.540 Munchausen by proxy

00:36:36.340 maybe she 0.99

00:36:37.660 did she ever

00:36:38.360 like fiddling

00:36:39.260 with your b-hole 0.96

00:36:39.840 because I think

00:36:40.240 that's where

00:36:40.500 Munchausen by toad

00:36:41.740 that's definitely

00:36:45.220 not where your

00:36:45.560 pituitary

00:36:45.900 kids are

00:36:46.760 incredibly easy

00:36:47.500 to manipulate

00:36:47.940 so I wouldn't

00:36:48.740 put much stock

00:36:49.340 in your early

00:36:49.740 memories

00:36:50.200 so are autistic

00:36:50.880 kids

00:36:51.220 autistic kids

00:36:52.020 especially autistic

00:36:52.820 kids are

00:36:53.260 really easy

00:36:53.940 to manipulate

00:36:54.260 he was reading

00:36:55.300 since he was

00:36:55.980 two weeks old

00:36:56.860 it's been amazing

00:36:57.700 he's been fascinated

00:36:58.500 with letters

00:36:59.120 she's like

00:37:00.420 she's like

00:37:00.860 Toad doesn't 1.00

00:37:02.860 need any pussy 1.00

00:37:03.620 he's been reading 1.00

00:37:04.840 since he was

00:37:05.440 a day and a half

00:37:06.460 he's read everything

00:37:08.720 there is to read 1.00

00:37:09.420 about a pussy 1.00

00:37:10.080 if Toad was a 1.00

00:37:13.380 kid today

00:37:13.720 he would be

00:37:14.100 trans

00:37:14.600 and that's

00:37:15.480 honestly

00:37:15.820 with his mom

00:37:16.540 his mom

00:37:19.540 would convince

00:37:20.100 him that he's 0.99

00:37:20.660 a tranny 0.98

00:37:21.400 that would actually 0.85

00:37:22.460 be pretty cool

00:37:23.120 a very very

00:37:24.200 lightweight tranny 0.97

00:37:25.140 that's the one 0.90

00:37:26.680 you want

00:37:27.060 gypsy rose

00:37:27.660 right

00:37:27.980 yeah

00:37:28.400 gypsy rose

00:37:29.240 alternate theory

00:37:30.600 he lives in

00:37:32.120 Boston

00:37:32.400 he literally

00:37:32.820 could just

00:37:33.120 pick up some 1.00

00:37:33.600 hooker from 1.00

00:37:33.940 the street 0.99

00:37:34.240 and be like

00:37:34.480 hey say this 1.00

00:37:35.120 shit bitch 1.00

00:37:35.540 this is actually 1.00

00:37:36.280 a t-shirt

00:37:36.840 dude that is a

00:37:38.880 good t-shirt

00:37:39.320 I think you

00:37:40.060 should just

00:37:40.380 make one

00:37:40.800 and it's just

00:37:41.180 like a

00:37:41.620 like Toad's

00:37:43.420 what is it

00:37:43.940 like their

00:37:44.520 face but like

00:37:46.200 it's the outline

00:37:47.000 I'm blanking on

00:37:48.800 the word

00:37:49.200 the actual term

00:37:50.180 silhouette

00:37:50.660 the silhouette

00:37:51.440 of Toad's face

00:37:52.260 and it just says 0.99

00:37:52.700 pussy expert 1.00

00:37:53.320 underneath 1.00

00:37:53.660 and I think

00:37:54.140 that would be 0.98

00:37:54.460 fucking hilarious 0.98

00:37:55.380 it's just 0.99

00:37:56.460 Toad's face

00:37:58.000 with the glasses

00:37:58.600 and the beard

00:37:59.200 and maybe

00:38:00.320 he has

00:38:01.120 the please

00:38:02.140 be patient

00:38:02.640 I have autism

00:38:03.260 hat on

00:38:03.900 oh that would be 0.98

00:38:04.680 so fucking funny 0.98

00:38:05.500 better yet 0.99

00:38:05.660 is it

00:38:06.300 a t-shirt

00:38:06.960 of a picture

00:38:07.520 of Toad

00:38:07.960 wearing a shirt

00:38:08.840 that says 0.99

00:38:09.200 pussy expert 1.00

00:38:09.960 of a t-shirt 1.00

00:38:10.920 of a picture

00:38:12.560 of

00:38:12.860 no no no

00:38:15.160 it's Toad 1.00

00:38:16.000 in that stupid 1.00

00:38:16.600 fucking suit 1.00

00:38:17.340 the like 1.00

00:38:17.800 space suit

00:38:18.440 it just says 0.99

00:38:19.020 pussy expert 1.00

00:38:19.700 it's a galaxy 1.00

00:38:23.240 suit damn it 0.99

00:38:24.380 dude that suit 0.99

00:38:25.440 is wild

00:38:26.060 Toad would

00:38:26.680 unironically

00:38:27.320 wear that too

00:38:28.100 he would be like

00:38:28.840 it's a good 0.99

00:38:29.640 fucking suit 0.99

00:38:30.200 and I am 1.00

00:38:30.800 the pussy expert 1.00

00:38:31.460 and he would 0.99

00:38:32.080 just like

00:38:32.340 he would like

00:38:32.880 walk out 1.00

00:38:33.340 into fucking 1.00

00:38:33.860 Boston like that 1.00

00:38:34.940 oh dude

00:38:36.420 that's your branding

00:38:37.260 he was talking

00:38:37.960 about branding

00:38:38.600 what were you

00:38:39.140 trying to do

00:38:39.520 the Boston

00:38:39.960 accent Toad

00:38:40.760 then you were

00:38:41.420 doing depressed

00:38:41.940 Toad

00:38:42.220 and all this 1.00

00:38:42.600 shit 1.00

00:38:42.800 that pussy 1.00

00:38:43.720 expert Toad 0.99

00:38:44.460 is the move

00:38:45.320 what's crazy

00:38:47.660 about it

00:38:48.040 is like

00:38:48.320 he's somehow

00:38:49.660 less likable

00:38:50.940 when he's in

00:38:51.340 his like

00:38:51.620 manic

00:38:52.020 I'm the alpha

00:38:52.700 Chad

00:38:53.080 mode

00:38:53.700 than he is

00:38:54.040 when he's

00:38:54.300 suicidal

00:38:54.720 which is crazy

00:38:55.380 because I

00:38:55.660 didn't know

00:38:56.100 he could be

00:38:56.440 more irritating

00:38:57.380 go with the

00:38:58.120 next one

00:38:58.500 Toad

00:38:58.780 next one

00:38:59.180 Toad

00:38:59.660 speed up

00:39:00.980 why are you

00:39:01.700 taking so

00:39:02.080 Ryan Dawson

00:39:03.840 bring up

00:39:04.260 the Ryan

00:39:04.540 we'll finish

00:39:04.940 up the mail

00:39:05.860 back here

00:39:06.320 with Boone

00:39:08.180 backwards

00:39:09.060 by the way

00:39:10.640 his avatar

00:39:11.160 is the towers

00:39:12.340 blowing up

00:39:13.400 what's the

00:39:14.440 blowing up

00:39:15.140 blowing up

00:39:15.680 is the correct

00:39:16.280 term

00:39:16.700 correct

00:39:17.500 controlled

00:39:18.040 demolition

00:39:18.680 in fact

00:39:19.000 what's the

00:39:20.000 one slur

00:39:20.840 that you would

00:39:21.280 hate most

00:39:22.100 for all the

00:39:22.700 big tech

00:39:23.140 companies

00:39:23.540 to come

00:39:23.940 together

00:39:24.220 and have

00:39:24.480 a 100%

00:39:25.540 nope

00:39:26.200 policy

00:39:26.860 on

00:39:27.200 he said

00:39:27.840 for me

00:39:28.200 it starts

00:39:28.640 with an F

00:39:29.260 and ends

00:39:29.760 with Texas

00:39:30.440 Governor

00:39:30.960 Agate

00:39:31.780 it's like

00:39:32.580 my

00:39:32.840 I think 1.00

00:39:33.540 Faggot 1.00

00:39:33.960 would be 1.00

00:39:34.280 the one

00:39:34.640 because 1.00

00:39:35.000 Faggot 1.00

00:39:35.600 is such 1.00

00:39:36.060 a fun

00:39:36.420 one

00:39:36.580 just to

00:39:36.840 say

00:39:37.680 all of

00:39:39.000 the big

00:39:39.240 tech

00:39:39.400 platform

00:39:39.800 have

00:39:40.280 banned

00:39:40.760 all of

00:39:41.200 the

00:39:41.320 slurs 0.98

00:39:41.920 I mean

00:39:42.860 I might

00:39:43.740 have to say 1.00

00:39:44.160 Faggot 1.00

00:39:44.620 as well 1.00

00:39:44.880 just because

00:39:45.280 I say

00:39:45.860 it so much

00:39:46.360 it accidentally

00:39:47.120 slips out

00:39:47.820 half the time

00:39:48.360 if they

00:39:48.940 ban

00:39:49.180 visibility

00:39:49.620 on Twitter

00:39:50.260 depending on

00:39:52.240 the context

00:39:52.780 I guess

00:39:53.140 with the

00:39:53.500 words like

00:39:54.100 I get away 0.88

00:39:54.600 with gay

00:39:55.220 and trans

00:39:56.120 all day long

00:39:57.300 because it

00:39:57.740 could be the

00:39:58.280 gay community

00:39:58.880 talking about

00:39:59.500 it

00:39:59.740 so I'm

00:40:01.220 constantly 0.98

00:40:01.760 using gay 0.99

00:40:02.380 I would be 0.99

00:40:04.900 devastated

00:40:05.460 really they've

00:40:09.000 already taken

00:40:09.640 pretty much

00:40:10.340 everything

00:40:10.740 from us

00:40:11.240 I mean

00:40:15.800 like

00:40:16.000 all the

00:40:16.320 words are

00:40:16.780 gone

00:40:17.160 we still

00:40:18.180 sort of

00:40:18.860 like I can 1.00

00:40:19.380 say faggot 1.00

00:40:20.060 or retard 1.00

00:40:20.960 in certain

00:40:21.960 situations

00:40:22.660 you have to

00:40:23.520 use the

00:40:23.960 at symbol

00:40:24.740 and like

00:40:25.460 sixes

00:40:26.200 for g's 0.86

00:40:26.960 and then

00:40:27.260 yeah

00:40:27.780 I'd throw

00:40:28.760 an asterisk

00:40:29.440 in there

00:40:29.820 because

00:40:30.060 little asterisk

00:40:31.400 you know

00:40:31.680 and the

00:40:32.060 Jews are 0.99

00:40:32.740 gay 1.00

00:40:33.300 and the 0.99

00:40:33.980 Jews are 0.99

00:40:34.780 gay 1.00

00:40:35.900 racial slur 0.99

00:40:39.640 dreaming

00:40:40.740 on a

00:40:41.380 winter

00:40:41.700 day

00:40:42.580 I was

00:40:55.260 listening to

00:40:56.120 like

00:40:56.400 those people

00:40:57.700 again

00:40:57.980 criticize us

00:40:58.760 and they

00:40:59.340 did say

00:40:59.760 like

00:41:00.000 I just

00:41:01.540 know

00:41:01.660 so I

00:41:02.260 listened to

00:41:02.640 it again

00:41:03.080 today

00:41:03.860 just to

00:41:04.240 get this

00:41:04.560 sound

00:41:04.740 effect

00:41:05.080 where we

00:41:06.060 at

00:41:06.260 it's

00:41:06.800 really

00:41:06.960 it's

00:41:07.140 really

00:41:07.300 cool

00:41:07.500 I'll

00:41:08.700 play

00:41:08.820 it

00:41:08.920 again

00:41:09.020 making

00:41:15.600 fun

00:41:15.900 of

00:41:16.120 making

00:41:16.420 fun

00:41:16.660 of

00:41:16.780 me

00:41:17.000 playing

00:41:18.020 the

00:41:18.440 actual

00:41:18.800 air horn

00:41:19.240 sound

00:41:19.660 everybody

00:41:20.080 knows

00:41:20.400 that

00:41:20.580 so

00:41:21.560 it's

00:41:22.580 actually

00:41:22.820 really

00:41:23.600 funny

00:41:24.000 so I

00:41:24.640 clipped it

00:41:24.920 but I

00:41:25.140 listened to

00:41:25.440 it again

00:41:25.720 and they

00:41:26.220 write

00:41:26.480 the

00:41:26.720 gratuitous

00:41:27.300 use

00:41:27.740 of

00:41:28.400 slurs 0.98

00:41:29.640 toad 0.90

00:41:30.580 you're

00:41:31.300 a main

00:41:31.560 offender

00:41:31.940 here

00:41:32.240 like we

00:41:32.860 have to

00:41:33.200 I don't

00:41:33.800 mean

00:41:33.940 I don't

00:41:34.160 want to

00:41:34.260 be that

00:41:34.500 guy

00:41:34.660 on

00:41:34.800 Tower Gang

00:41:35.140 but we've

00:41:35.520 got to

00:41:35.780 cut down

00:41:36.300 the slurs

00:41:36.900 we can't

00:41:37.760 can you

00:41:38.840 imagine

00:41:39.160 top

00:41:39.460 saying

00:41:39.720 that

00:41:39.940 yeah 1.00

00:41:40.780 you dumb 1.00

00:41:41.160 nigger 1.00

00:41:41.460 fuck 1.00

00:41:42.080 you 1.00

00:41:42.540 waggots 1.00

00:41:45.240 god damn 1.00

00:41:47.640 but no 0.99

00:41:48.640 I mean

00:41:49.760 obviously you

00:41:50.340 try to be

00:41:50.800 funny

00:41:51.120 and it's

00:41:52.220 just

00:41:52.420 god

00:41:52.840 your batting

00:41:53.340 rate

00:41:53.580 is just

00:41:53.980 I mean

00:41:54.440 I'm not

00:41:54.880 saying

00:41:55.320 they talked

00:41:56.300 about this

00:41:56.740 on

00:41:57.180 legionist

00:41:58.740 ganks

00:41:59.020 because

00:41:59.400 they were

00:41:59.840 going

00:42:00.020 through

00:42:00.460 the

00:42:00.880 which

00:42:02.080 toad

00:42:02.420 should

00:42:02.760 have

00:42:02.880 put in

00:42:03.200 for

00:42:03.360 worst

00:42:03.600 life

00:42:03.920 he

00:42:04.240 wouldn't

00:42:04.400 have

00:42:04.560 won

00:42:04.820 but

00:42:04.960 it

00:42:05.040 been

00:42:05.140 really

00:42:05.360 cool

00:42:05.580 to see

00:42:05.820 him

00:42:05.940 on

00:42:06.100 there

00:42:06.240 we

00:42:07.420 have

00:42:08.500 to

00:42:08.700 cap

00:42:08.900 every

00:42:09.420 time

00:42:09.840 they

00:42:10.000 do

00:42:10.160 a

00:42:10.300 contest

00:42:10.820 whoever

00:42:11.480 is

00:42:11.780 closest

00:42:12.140 to

00:42:12.380 fitting

00:42:12.640 the

00:42:12.840 mold

00:42:13.380 has to

00:42:13.840 submit

00:42:14.120 something

00:42:14.440 this isn't

00:42:15.040 even a debate

00:42:15.560 it just

00:42:15.860 has to

00:42:16.220 happen

00:42:16.440 I was

00:42:17.000 baller

00:42:17.760 skank 1.00

00:42:18.040 I submitted

00:42:18.580 I got 1.00

00:42:18.900 fucking 0.99

00:42:19.140 on the 1.00

00:42:19.440 show

00:42:19.620 I had

00:42:20.600 people

00:42:20.860 come up

00:42:21.200 to me

00:42:21.400 at

00:42:21.580 skankfest

00:42:22.120 and go

00:42:22.480 baller

00:42:23.340 skank 1.00

00:42:23.760 they fucking 1.00

00:42:24.380 knew who 1.00

00:42:24.820 I was 1.00

00:42:25.220 I shit 0.99

00:42:26.140 you not 0.99

00:42:26.480 they didn't

00:42:26.780 even know

00:42:27.080 me from

00:42:27.440 Liberty Lockdown

00:42:28.060 or Tower

00:42:28.360 King

00:42:28.500 or anything

00:42:28.800 yeah but

00:42:29.160 Clint

00:42:29.320 people come

00:42:29.780 up to

00:42:30.040 me

00:42:30.180 and say

00:42:30.500 worst

00:42:30.900 life

00:42:31.300 and I

00:42:31.580 haven't

00:42:31.880 been on

00:42:32.180 you

00:42:32.480 hit the

00:42:35.880 button

00:42:36.740 yeah

00:42:38.520 that was 0.99

00:42:39.840 fucking 0.99

00:42:40.080 awesome 0.99

00:42:40.560 that's how

00:42:41.880 it's done

00:42:42.480 man

00:42:42.940 Jesus

00:42:43.440 that was 1.00

00:42:44.420 fucking 0.99

00:42:44.700 great 0.98

00:42:45.100 we can

00:42:47.700 fix him

00:42:48.600 there's

00:42:50.040 something

00:42:50.240 moldable

00:42:50.680 there

00:42:51.020 his body

00:42:51.700 is

00:42:52.040 it already

00:42:52.820 looks like

00:42:53.200 clay

00:42:53.540 and we

00:42:54.280 can

00:42:54.440 mold it

00:42:55.060 what's

00:42:58.020 the last

00:42:58.340 question

00:42:58.620 I already

00:42:59.440 got

00:42:59.600 they mentioned

00:43:02.220 this because

00:43:02.740 Toad you

00:43:03.240 make it seem

00:43:03.800 like you

00:43:04.100 are actually

00:43:04.800 racist

00:43:05.220 like legitimately

00:43:06.120 racist

00:43:06.580 that's the

00:43:06.960 problem

00:43:07.260 it's the

00:43:07.660 intonation

00:43:08.480 it sounds

00:43:09.540 vicious

00:43:10.280 when he

00:43:10.760 says things

00:43:11.320 it just

00:43:12.200 does

00:43:12.580 well just

00:43:14.420 because I

00:43:14.740 have to

00:43:14.940 talk about

00:43:15.360 the Jews

00:43:16.000 I can't 0.99

00:43:18.640 even do it

00:43:19.080 with a

00:43:19.300 straight face

00:43:20.020 maybe

00:43:20.680 Toad

00:43:20.960 really is 0.96

00:43:21.520 racist

00:43:21.760 about the 0.58

00:43:22.120 Jews

00:43:22.640 like this 0.82

00:43:23.180 all the

00:43:23.460 time

00:43:23.980 he's

00:43:27.040 been

00:43:27.220 on this 1.00

00:43:28.100 shit 1.00

00:43:28.380 with the 1.00

00:43:28.940 fabuloso

00:43:29.500 thing

00:43:29.860 he's the

00:43:31.920 only one

00:43:32.260 pushing

00:43:32.560 he's like

00:43:32.860 we gotta

00:43:33.140 play these

00:43:33.520 videos

00:43:33.820 he's like

00:43:35.560 culture

00:43:35.940 culture

00:43:36.400 I feel

00:43:37.100 like you're

00:43:37.400 trying to

00:43:37.760 hurt me

00:43:38.480 because I'm

00:43:39.120 Spanish

00:43:39.500 he keeps

00:43:40.160 poking me

00:43:40.640 right top

00:43:41.140 shouldn't we

00:43:41.520 play this

00:43:41.940 I've never

00:43:42.600 seen a person

00:43:43.120 do this

00:43:43.500 in my life

00:43:44.340 I've never

00:43:44.720 seen

00:43:44.960 by the way

00:43:46.340 I have

00:43:46.780 heard of

00:43:47.060 this fabuloso

00:43:47.640 thing

00:43:47.920 and I think

00:43:48.340 I brought

00:43:48.640 it up

00:43:48.920 when we were

00:43:49.380 talking about

00:43:49.720 chicken washing

00:43:50.320 but yeah

00:43:52.100 it is pretty

00:43:52.620 it's pretty

00:43:54.680 interesting that

00:43:55.380 they would

00:43:55.640 do this

00:43:56.140 basically

00:43:57.140 for those

00:43:58.340 who don't

00:43:58.500 know

00:43:58.900 they just

00:43:59.540 put

00:43:59.800 fabuloso 1.00

00:44:00.480 the fucking 1.00

00:44:01.180 cleaner 1.00

00:44:01.560 just play the

00:44:02.440 video

00:44:02.700 and they just

00:44:04.420 boil it on the

00:44:05.220 stove to make

00:44:05.740 your house

00:44:06.060 smell good

00:44:06.360 that's all

00:44:07.080 they do 1.00

00:44:07.960 it's fucking 0.99

00:44:08.580 weird 0.98

00:44:08.900 it's a clean

00:44:10.160 chemical

00:44:10.760 and I think

00:44:11.180 it can kill 0.93

00:44:12.300 you pretty much

00:44:13.180 I don't believe

00:44:13.900 that

00:44:14.160 the thing is

00:44:14.720 I know the

00:44:15.160 type of

00:44:15.480 Spanish person

00:44:16.080 that would

00:44:16.620 do this

00:44:17.240 but I don't

00:44:18.820 know if

00:44:19.300 they do

00:44:19.800 look at 0.94

00:44:20.300 this gay 0.99

00:44:20.680 dude 0.99

00:44:20.920 oh my god

00:44:22.380 no no

00:44:22.820 the type of

00:44:23.200 Spanish person

00:44:23.580 I'm talking

00:44:23.920 about

00:44:24.140 this guy

00:44:24.960 is the type 1.00

00:44:25.360 of nigga 1.00

00:44:25.680 that would 1.00

00:44:25.980 boil

00:44:26.260 fabuloso

00:44:27.040 gratuitous

00:44:30.100 usage

00:44:30.600 I'm gonna

00:44:31.220 start giving

00:44:31.580 you red 0.87

00:44:31.940 cards

00:44:32.260 didn't

00:44:32.520 didn't drop

00:44:33.020 the hard

00:44:33.400 R

00:44:33.660 no but

00:44:34.440 but it's

00:44:34.760 just like

00:44:35.340 even when

00:44:35.680 you say it

00:44:36.020 with an A

00:44:36.340 it still

00:44:36.720 sounds racist

00:44:37.360 it's weird 0.99

00:44:37.880 nigga 1.00

00:44:38.440 yo that's

00:44:43.620 your new

00:44:43.860 thing

00:44:44.100 now you have

00:44:44.480 to go over

00:44:44.860 the top

00:44:45.200 with that

00:44:45.540 I'm

00:44:46.300 uncomfortable

00:44:46.660 now

00:44:47.120 I'm

00:44:47.400 like I'm

00:44:47.780 legitimately

00:44:48.140 uncomfortable

00:44:48.740 I'm gonna 1.00

00:44:49.920 murder all 1.00

00:44:50.860 people of 1.00

00:44:51.420 every race

00:44:52.100 besides

00:44:52.580 white

00:44:53.120 dude we're

00:44:57.760 gonna have

00:44:58.080 legit Nazis 0.73

00:44:58.960 like

00:44:59.340 legit Nazis 0.94

00:45:00.180 going to be

00:45:00.620 and be like

00:45:01.680 dude I'm so glad

00:45:02.740 you're on our

00:45:03.160 side

00:45:03.660 that's over

00:45:04.920 the top

00:45:05.300 bro

00:45:05.480 my name

00:45:06.200 is Andrew

00:45:07.140 Pendergraft

00:45:07.920 actually

00:45:08.420 I don't know

00:45:09.260 what that means

00:45:09.720 I don't want

00:45:12.460 to stare at

00:45:12.780 this dude's

00:45:13.080 face

00:45:13.520 in today's

00:45:17.080 video we're

00:45:17.580 going to be

00:45:18.020 boiling 1.00

00:45:18.460 this bitch 1.00

00:45:19.480 called 1.00

00:45:19.760 fabulous

00:45:20.260 this guy's 0.97

00:45:22.400 black 0.98

00:45:22.880 look what the

00:45:24.420 fumes have

00:45:24.800 done to his

00:45:25.200 hair

00:45:25.940 by the way

00:45:26.760 I don't know

00:45:27.160 why he even

00:45:27.500 needs the fumes

00:45:28.180 look at his 1.00

00:45:28.580 fucking nose 1.00

00:45:29.060 he can smell 1.00

00:45:29.540 everything for

00:45:30.080 miles

00:45:30.560 he doesn't need

00:45:33.520 to boil it

00:45:34.120 to get the

00:45:34.540 fumes out

00:45:34.960 in the air

00:45:35.320 I think he

00:45:35.940 already boiled

00:45:36.900 it

00:45:37.100 slightly

00:45:37.740 just released

00:45:39.260 the cap a

00:45:39.840 little bit

00:45:40.260 and he can

00:45:40.660 smell it

00:45:41.500 he already

00:45:41.900 boiled it

00:45:42.340 and it got

00:45:42.640 into his

00:45:43.000 hair

00:45:43.400 see

00:45:44.020 I knew

00:45:44.660 you were

00:45:44.900 going to

00:45:44.940 steal my

00:45:45.240 joke

00:45:45.460 if spending

00:45:46.200 $3 to put

00:45:51.420 it on a pot

00:45:52.160 with some

00:45:53.480 water

00:45:53.960 makes your

00:45:55.100 whole house

00:45:55.480 smell good

00:45:56.040 then I

00:45:56.680 better do

00:45:57.020 that than

00:45:57.440 keep buying

00:45:57.920 fresh

00:45:58.220 I just want

00:46:00.260 to go back

00:46:00.640 for a second

00:46:01.080 so Toad

00:46:02.340 just admitted

00:46:02.900 to stealing

00:46:03.580 your joke

00:46:04.160 Clint

00:46:04.460 yeah but I

00:46:05.180 said it was

00:46:05.520 a terrible

00:46:05.960 joke

00:46:06.400 so why

00:46:07.080 would you

00:46:07.880 steal it

00:46:08.460 that joke

00:46:10.120 bombed when

00:46:10.620 you said it

00:46:11.120 so then I

00:46:11.600 said it

00:46:12.200 I just

00:46:14.520 figured if I

00:46:15.060 said it

00:46:15.300 with a

00:46:15.520 racial slur

00:46:16.200 because I

00:46:20.620 didn't have

00:46:20.900 the right

00:46:21.220 seasoning on

00:46:22.060 this joke

00:46:22.560 I did it

00:46:24.640 I did it

00:46:25.120 because I 1.00

00:46:25.540 hate black 1.00

00:46:26.120 people so 1.00

00:46:26.680 much that I

00:46:27.080 had to

00:46:27.320 culturally

00:46:27.840 appropriate

00:46:28.540 this is so

00:46:31.420 bad

00:46:32.100 just play the 1.00

00:46:33.500 motherfucking 1.00

00:46:33.840 video I 1.00

00:46:34.260 don't even

00:46:34.820 care about

00:46:35.120 this

00:46:35.240 plug-ins

00:46:35.780 and

00:46:36.140 incense

00:46:36.920 who use

00:46:37.600 incense

00:46:38.080 I don't

00:46:38.540 know but

00:46:39.040 we gonna

00:46:40.200 see so

00:46:40.960 we're gonna

00:46:41.300 go to my

00:46:41.720 kitchen and

00:46:42.260 we're gonna

00:46:42.460 boil this 1.00

00:46:42.920 shit and 1.00

00:46:43.720 we're gonna 0.99

00:46:44.060 see

00:46:44.460 I'm waiting

00:46:45.100 for a

00:46:46.800 beep

00:46:46.960 is it a

00:46:58.580 black is it 0.99

00:46:59.080 a poor or 0.98

00:46:59.740 a black thing 0.99

00:47:00.300 to have the 0.97

00:47:00.840 tinfoil under

00:47:01.660 the stove

00:47:02.820 coils

00:47:03.740 it's a lazy

00:47:04.760 thing it's a

00:47:05.960 lazy thing

00:47:06.440 they do that

00:47:07.240 so they don't

00:47:07.840 like they don't

00:47:08.500 get the drippage

00:47:09.160 on there

00:47:09.620 yeah I know

00:47:10.660 but like I

00:47:11.380 I've only

00:47:12.040 seen it I

00:47:12.540 never I've

00:47:12.920 never been to

00:47:13.340 somebody that

00:47:14.040 has a net

00:47:14.520 worth over

00:47:15.080 like 200

00:47:15.980 thousand that

00:47:17.320 has those under

00:47:18.060 their uh

00:47:18.920 yeah nah

00:47:19.480 what does he

00:47:20.280 do I don't

00:47:21.540 he's probably

00:47:22.660 got it 0.86

00:47:23.120 shut up 0.82

00:47:28.800 it's really 0.99

00:47:30.340 practical guys

00:47:31.120 it's really

00:47:31.540 efficient

00:47:32.000 he takes the

00:47:36.160 aluminum foil

00:47:36.860 out of his

00:47:37.340 fanny pack

00:47:38.020 I do have

00:47:41.460 one question

00:47:41.880 because I

00:47:42.380 thought this

00:47:42.720 was like a

00:47:43.460 latino thing

00:47:44.280 to do but

00:47:44.640 is this guy

00:47:45.180 this guy's

00:47:45.620 black he's 0.92

00:47:46.200 not a black 1.00

00:47:46.680 latino 0.97

00:47:47.000 it's black

00:47:47.480 hispanic

00:47:47.960 dude come

00:47:48.360 on I don't

00:47:48.820 know this

00:47:49.200 no this is

00:47:49.660 not my

00:47:49.940 people this

00:47:50.500 is I

00:47:50.940 don't know

00:47:51.180 that's a 0.70

00:47:52.360 black hispanic 1.00

00:47:52.940 it's fucking 1.00

00:47:53.320 Louis Jacob 1.00

00:47:53.720 is his

00:47:54.040 father just

00:47:54.500 keep playing

00:47:55.000 top is not

00:47:56.320 a fabuloso

00:47:56.980 fabulosity

00:47:57.900 into the pot

00:47:58.640 I mean

00:48:01.220 there was

00:48:01.480 green which

00:48:02.480 is too

00:48:02.800 sweet purple

00:48:03.560 I don't

00:48:04.620 know I

00:48:04.840 just got

00:48:05.140 this one

00:48:05.420 because it's

00:48:05.680 my 1.00

00:48:05.820 bitch bitch 1.00

00:48:06.380 and so 1.00

00:48:07.300 I feel like

00:48:08.420 he got it

00:48:09.220 just because 0.98

00:48:09.620 he's gay 0.93

00:48:10.040 and he's

00:48:10.300 like I

00:48:10.560 want

00:48:10.820 something

00:48:11.160 fabulous

00:48:11.960 how do

00:48:12.500 they do

00:48:13.200 this stuff

00:48:13.640 and still

00:48:13.980 smell like 1.00

00:48:14.360 shit 1.00

00:48:14.840 it's a fair 0.99

00:48:15.360 thesis

00:48:15.620 it's not

00:48:16.640 a joke

00:48:17.320 but it is

00:48:17.860 probably a

00:48:18.540 fair

00:48:18.660 analysis

00:48:19.160 I'm just

00:48:19.180 being serious

00:48:19.840 yeah

00:48:20.340 apparently

00:48:22.100 you just

00:48:22.660 like pour

00:48:23.960 it in

00:48:25.060 like this

00:48:25.840 oh no

00:48:26.560 like this

00:48:28.500 here's the

00:48:29.360 funny thing

00:48:29.860 this is for 0.99

00:48:30.920 black people 0.94

00:48:31.420 so he actually 0.98

00:48:32.100 has to do

00:48:32.540 all these

00:48:32.940 steps

00:48:33.180 he's like

00:48:33.560 you have to

00:48:34.120 pour it in

00:48:34.580 like this

00:48:35.320 because if

00:48:35.640 not they

00:48:36.000 would be

00:48:36.260 like

00:48:36.580 you open

00:48:38.780 the can

00:48:39.500 you turn

00:48:40.860 around

00:48:41.560 this video

00:48:42.240 this video

00:48:43.720 could be

00:48:43.980 20 seconds

00:48:44.640 you pick up

00:48:45.300 the bottle

00:48:45.580 of Fabuloso

00:48:46.040 you go

00:48:46.320 you boil

00:48:47.060 this on

00:48:47.360 the stove

00:48:48.080 that's it

00:48:50.480 that's all

00:48:51.220 video

00:48:51.580 you need

00:48:52.300 to build

00:48:52.960 up

00:48:53.080 it could

00:48:53.760 literally be

00:48:54.200 it could

00:48:54.700 be a short

00:48:55.260 it could

00:48:55.600 literally be

00:48:56.020 like a

00:48:56.340 why'd he

00:48:56.720 start

00:48:57.000 the video

00:48:57.900 in a

00:48:58.200 different

00:48:58.420 room

00:48:59.100 like

00:48:59.280 you were

00:49:01.200 planning

00:49:01.440 on doing

00:49:01.800 this

00:49:02.000 right

00:49:02.240 the lighting

00:49:02.900 better

00:49:03.560 in the

00:49:04.120 foyer

00:49:04.440 it's

00:49:10.100 literally

00:49:11.100 just

00:49:11.440 boiling

00:49:11.800 a

00:49:12.020 liquid

00:49:12.280 this

00:49:12.580 is

00:49:12.720 like

00:49:12.880 it

00:49:13.320 doesn't

00:49:13.760 require

00:49:14.100 any

00:49:14.400 instruction

00:49:14.760 it's

00:49:15.020 going to

00:49:15.240 take

00:49:15.500 two

00:49:15.860 minutes

00:49:16.140 to

00:49:16.340 boil

00:49:16.700 so

00:49:16.980 we'll

00:49:17.240 watch

00:49:17.540 it

00:49:17.840 now

00:49:22.600 it might

00:49:22.980 take

00:49:23.180 more

00:49:23.380 for you

00:49:23.620 or less

00:49:23.940 for you

00:49:24.200 it just

00:49:24.400 depends

00:49:24.680 on how

00:49:25.020 how thick

00:49:25.580 your tinfoil

00:49:26.160 is on

00:49:26.480 the bottom

00:49:26.860 it looks

00:49:30.400 like juice

00:49:31.180 man

00:49:31.500 you might

00:49:32.100 like pick

00:49:32.500 it up

00:49:32.720 and be like

00:49:33.060 I want

00:49:33.500 to drink 1.00

00:49:33.960 this shit 1.00

00:49:34.500 I don't know 1.00

00:49:35.760 how class you got

00:49:36.580 but I use

00:49:37.420 the thin tinfoil

00:49:38.140 because it's

00:49:38.560 cheaper

00:49:38.880 the kids

00:49:41.200 when they go

00:49:41.580 in the kitchen

00:49:41.960 they don't

00:49:42.260 understand

00:49:42.680 about Fabuloso

00:49:43.440 they just

00:49:44.700 pour it into

00:49:45.560 a cup

00:49:45.860 and start

00:49:46.160 drinking it 0.99

00:49:46.640 it fucks 1.00

00:49:46.940 their brains 1.00

00:49:47.280 makes sense

00:49:48.340 also why

00:49:49.420 there's a

00:49:50.000 there's a kettle

00:49:50.520 right there

00:49:50.880 why do you see

00:49:51.320 another kettle

00:49:51.860 put it in there

00:49:52.540 and then it

00:49:53.000 just steams out

00:49:53.920 I mean

00:49:55.520 yeah

00:49:55.780 yeah you think

00:49:56.380 so right

00:49:56.640 and you

00:49:56.840 have a nice

00:49:57.600 sound that

00:49:57.980 will go

00:49:58.260 over the

00:49:58.680 beep

00:49:58.880 it'll be

00:49:59.100 like

00:49:59.260 no

00:50:00.160 no

00:50:00.940 no

00:50:03.020 no

00:50:03.280 that beep

00:50:03.760 ain't stopping

00:50:04.380 no

00:50:05.600 the reason

00:50:06.580 is

00:50:06.860 you just

00:50:07.780 you just

00:50:08.100 leave it

00:50:08.560 you leave it

00:50:09.420 in the teapot

00:50:10.100 with the

00:50:10.460 high pitched

00:50:11.420 thing

00:50:11.660 the whole

00:50:12.080 day

00:50:12.560 I can just

00:50:14.880 imagine

00:50:15.260 look at

00:50:16.160 this

00:50:16.340 oh my god

00:50:18.520 yeah but that

00:50:19.520 high pitched

00:50:20.120 the tea whistle 0.98

00:50:21.500 black people 0.99

00:50:22.100 can't hear it 0.99

00:50:22.780 right

00:50:22.980 I guess

00:50:23.780 dude

00:50:24.060 that's why

00:50:24.920 they call it

00:50:25.700 dog whistle

00:50:26.100 I love the

00:50:28.240 thought that

00:50:28.560 they just

00:50:28.860 every time

00:50:29.480 there's anything

00:50:30.060 it was a

00:50:30.420 high pitched

00:50:30.800 noise

00:50:31.080 they just

00:50:31.420 call it

00:50:31.720 different

00:50:31.980 versions of

00:50:32.460 the beep

00:50:32.840 and they'd be

00:50:33.600 like you just

00:50:33.920 gotta

00:50:34.060 you boil it

00:50:34.920 till the

00:50:35.280 long beep

00:50:35.940 come out

00:50:36.440 alright

00:50:36.980 you know

00:50:38.860 the water

00:50:39.220 boiling

00:50:39.560 when the

00:50:39.900 long beep

00:50:40.620 you know

00:50:40.960 you know

00:50:42.560 when they

00:50:43.500 got the

00:50:43.780 eternal beep

00:50:44.400 going and

00:50:44.860 you're like

00:50:45.240 that means

00:50:46.040 the fabuloso

00:50:46.720 ready

00:50:47.120 in all seriousness

00:50:48.520 though

00:50:48.920 you get the

00:50:49.460 beep beep beep

00:50:50.000 that ain't

00:50:50.380 ready

00:50:50.680 that ain't

00:50:51.080 ready

00:50:51.320 playboy

00:50:51.840 they hear

00:50:53.540 morse code

00:50:53.980 for the

00:50:54.220 first time

00:50:54.660 they're like

00:50:55.040 oh intermittent

00:50:55.720 beeps

00:50:56.120 that's right

00:50:56.780 fabuloso

00:50:58.840 ain't ready

00:50:59.320 on that 1.00

00:50:59.680 motherfucker 1.00

00:51:00.120 oh I got 1.00

00:51:01.240 I got a

00:51:01.760 I got a

00:51:02.140 white landlord

00:51:02.640 he told me

00:51:03.140 you just need

00:51:03.540 batteries to

00:51:04.140 fix that

00:51:04.660 and he's like

00:51:05.180 no no man 0.98

00:51:05.800 that's actually

00:51:06.520 an SOS

00:51:07.060 actually you're 0.98

00:51:08.740 killing everybody 1.00

00:51:09.240 in your house 1.00

00:51:09.780 with fabuloso

00:51:10.480 smoke

00:51:10.820 the first

00:51:11.620 the first

00:51:13.000 morse code

00:51:13.940 transmission

00:51:14.700 that they

00:51:15.100 received

00:51:15.460 was the

00:51:15.780 n-word

00:51:16.940 you know

00:51:20.460 what I'm

00:51:20.920 happy for

00:51:21.440 that he

00:51:21.860 actually didn't

00:51:22.260 say it

00:51:22.680 that was

00:51:23.200 actually the

00:51:23.740 cardiogram

00:51:24.720 for your joke

00:51:25.480 and it was

00:51:25.840 dying

00:51:26.160 in all seriousness

00:51:27.900 that old man

00:51:30.560 can you imagine

00:51:31.260 they're in the

00:51:31.980 hospital

00:51:32.360 and someone

00:51:33.160 does go

00:51:33.580 on the

00:51:33.840 cardiac arrest

00:51:34.420 and their

00:51:34.620 heart stops

00:51:35.220 but

00:51:35.660 long beeping

00:51:36.600 get the

00:51:43.300 doctor

00:51:43.620 he long

00:51:44.660 beeping

00:51:44.980 in Jamaica

00:51:46.040 they'd be like

00:51:46.480 we got a

00:51:46.900 we got a

00:51:47.260 long beep

00:51:47.780 on floor

00:51:48.660 two

00:51:49.000 floor number

00:51:51.160 two

00:51:51.660 long beeping

00:51:52.560 we got

00:51:53.080 don't go

00:51:53.500 into the

00:51:53.960 beep

00:51:54.340 is that a

00:51:57.720 code blues

00:51:58.240 code blue

00:51:59.080 beeps

00:51:59.420 code blue

00:52:02.040 fabuloso

00:52:02.980 oh he got

00:52:04.840 them

00:52:05.000 in a

00:52:05.300 mitten

00:52:05.500 beeps

00:52:05.820 is when

00:52:10.220 you get

00:52:10.420 that long

00:52:10.940 beep you

00:52:11.260 in trouble

00:52:11.700 in all seriousness

00:52:13.180 they're boiling

00:52:13.920 it in like

00:52:14.320 an exposed pot

00:52:15.280 like this

00:52:15.560 because they

00:52:15.860 want it to

00:52:16.500 actually fill

00:52:16.980 the air

00:52:17.440 like they

00:52:17.740 want to

00:52:18.120 inhale

00:52:18.480 the fumes

00:52:19.160 yeah

00:52:20.480 I don't

00:52:23.240 really know

00:52:23.520 how much

00:52:23.880 you're supposed

00:52:24.380 to pour

00:52:24.960 I'm curious

00:52:25.900 if we go

00:52:28.140 through the

00:52:28.380 whole

00:52:28.520 hold on

00:52:30.680 pause it

00:52:31.340 just for two

00:52:31.980 seconds

00:52:32.260 he's literally

00:52:35.040 doing an

00:52:35.600 instruction

00:52:36.040 video

00:52:36.480 and he

00:52:36.860 just goes

00:52:37.340 that doesn't

00:52:40.020 seem like

00:52:40.380 enough

00:52:40.660 I don't

00:52:40.900 know how

00:52:41.860 much

00:52:42.120 why are you

00:52:43.080 doing an

00:52:43.360 instruction

00:52:43.600 video

00:52:43.880 you don't know

00:52:44.240 what you're

00:52:44.460 doing

00:52:44.860 it's crazy

00:52:45.620 would it be

00:52:47.840 crazier if he

00:52:48.440 went like

00:52:48.880 now you need

00:52:49.380 837 grams

00:52:50.860 of this stuff

00:52:51.500 alright

00:52:51.900 that would

00:52:53.780 shock me

00:52:54.280 to my core

00:52:54.920 this is the

00:52:56.120 real footage

00:52:56.920 you gotta cut 1.00

00:52:57.920 this shit 1.00

00:52:58.420 depends on the 1.00

00:52:59.100 square footage

00:52:59.600 of your edifice

00:53:00.120 really but

00:53:00.680 depending on that

00:53:01.540 we got a

00:53:02.180 formula you can

00:53:02.760 check the link

00:53:03.240 down below

00:53:03.700 for the formula

00:53:04.320 if you

00:53:05.040 if for any

00:53:05.680 of my UK

00:53:06.180 viewers you're

00:53:06.760 gonna need

00:53:07.100 me to buy

00:53:07.640 the

00:53:07.780 by the

00:53:08.380 by the 1.00

00:53:08.780 ah fuck 1.00

00:53:09.260 is anybody 1.00

00:53:10.960 confused as to

00:53:11.860 why he's using

00:53:12.420 a blue solo

00:53:13.240 cup and not

00:53:13.800 just pouring it

00:53:14.380 out of the

00:53:14.680 bottle

00:53:15.020 no no no

00:53:16.040 if you listen

00:53:17.860 if you listen

00:53:18.360 he said this is

00:53:19.000 water

00:53:19.220 no no no

00:53:20.180 he said this is

00:53:20.700 water he has

00:53:21.200 to put water

00:53:21.620 in there as

00:53:22.000 well

00:53:22.680 you gotta

00:53:23.620 dilute it a

00:53:24.220 little bit

00:53:24.740 except he

00:53:25.220 did it

00:53:25.440 you have to

00:53:27.020 keep playing

00:53:27.480 it

00:53:27.620 how much

00:53:28.720 better would

00:53:29.080 this be

00:53:29.360 if he was

00:53:29.660 drinking a

00:53:30.080 40

00:53:30.320 the whole time

00:53:31.120 oh yeah

00:53:32.260 alright

00:53:32.580 so it's

00:53:33.340 you gotta

00:53:34.040 dilute it

00:53:34.660 it's too

00:53:34.980 extreme

00:53:35.480 otherwise

00:53:35.960 why would

00:53:37.680 you not

00:53:38.000 just

00:53:38.320 he said

00:53:42.200 a half a

00:53:42.680 cup

00:53:43.320 he literally

00:53:44.240 meant a

00:53:44.780 half of a

00:53:45.280 solo cup

00:53:45.760 not actually

00:53:46.560 the actual

00:53:47.200 measurement

00:53:47.580 which is

00:53:48.260 there is

00:53:48.580 a half a

00:53:49.140 cup

00:53:49.300 this is 0.99

00:53:50.060 how ignorant 1.00

00:53:50.500 you are 1.00

00:53:50.920 Cole

00:53:51.220 a solo

00:53:51.900 cup is

00:53:52.320 the exact

00:53:52.840 same

00:53:53.260 measurement

00:53:53.560 as a

00:53:53.900 cup

00:53:54.040 of water

00:53:54.620 I just

00:53:55.920 made that

00:53:56.240 up

00:53:56.380 I have

00:53:56.640 no idea

00:53:57.640 I heard

00:53:58.280 this one

00:53:59.280 too

00:53:59.520 they have

00:53:59.980 like

00:54:00.120 one line

00:54:00.760 is for

00:54:01.060 a shot 0.79

00:54:01.540 the other

00:54:01.960 one is

00:54:02.240 for a

00:54:02.580 mixer

00:54:02.800 yeah I

00:54:03.540 don't know

00:54:03.700 if it's

00:54:03.920 true or

00:54:04.240 not

00:54:04.460 I just

00:54:05.020 made it

00:54:05.300 up but

00:54:05.540 maybe I'm

00:54:05.860 right

00:54:06.020 who knows

00:54:06.880 oh my god

00:54:09.520 is he really

00:54:09.960 gonna put it

00:54:10.340 on

00:54:10.420 it's a

00:54:11.120 washing machine

00:54:11.760 no

00:54:12.660 he's gonna be

00:54:13.920 like alright

00:54:14.300 you gotta put it

00:54:14.820 on high

00:54:15.420 that'll make it

00:54:16.500 go real fast

00:54:17.260 if you want it

00:54:18.740 to be quick

00:54:19.320 you put it

00:54:20.300 on the HI

00:54:21.020 if you

00:54:21.440 wait wait

00:54:21.860 wait wait

00:54:22.380 do you wanna

00:54:23.500 try to guess

00:54:24.500 real quick

00:54:25.920 like how high

00:54:26.780 he's gonna turn

00:54:27.260 you gotta put it

00:54:27.700 on the one

00:54:28.140 that looks like

00:54:28.560 apartment building

00:54:29.240 next to that 0.99

00:54:29.900 big nigga 1.00

00:54:30.360 outside 1.00

00:54:30.940 you gotta turn

00:54:42.800 it up to the

00:54:43.300 abbreviation for

00:54:44.080 Hawaii

00:54:44.500 they don't even know

00:54:47.400 Hawaii exists man

00:54:48.440 Hawaii

00:54:48.820 sorry 0.99

00:54:49.900 that was a stupid 0.96

00:54:50.880 joke 1.00

00:54:51.100 go ahead

00:54:51.500 look at the name

00:54:52.660 of the video

00:54:53.460 does boiling

00:54:54.140 fabuloso make

00:54:55.080 your house smell

00:54:55.780 good

00:54:56.060 question mark

00:54:56.660 all caps

00:54:57.140 it's like

00:54:58.060 who does

00:54:58.760 did someone

00:54:59.080 type that in

00:54:59.740 because

00:55:00.200 how many

00:55:01.180 it's probably

00:55:03.440 got a million

00:55:03.920 views

00:55:04.400 how many views

00:55:05.800 on this though

00:55:06.300 let's see

00:55:07.680 oh my

00:55:08.500 72,000 views

00:55:10.860 72,000

00:55:11.820 in five years

00:55:13.480 five years

00:55:15.200 five years

00:55:16.540 yo people 0.87

00:55:17.000 are really

00:55:17.400 watching

00:55:17.800 they're not

00:55:18.260 laughing

00:55:18.620 they're probably

00:55:19.180 watching this

00:55:19.740 you don't

00:55:20.120 wanna put it

00:55:20.620 you don't wanna

00:55:21.480 put it to homeboy

00:55:22.220 stand next to

00:55:23.040 the toilet

00:55:23.300 with his 1.00

00:55:23.580 dick 1.00

00:55:23.760 out 0.94

00:55:23.940 you gotta

00:55:24.180 put it

00:55:24.480 next to

00:55:24.940 the apartment

00:55:25.600 building

00:55:26.000 with the

00:55:26.420 laughing

00:55:27.580 go go go

00:55:33.140 go go

00:55:33.560 oh my god

00:55:34.260 just gonna put

00:55:34.860 this on like

00:55:35.600 a medium

00:55:36.820 which is like

00:55:37.800 number five

00:55:38.680 oh I thought

00:55:39.260 you're supposed to

00:55:39.560 let it sit here

00:55:40.220 for like

00:55:40.640 three to five minutes

00:55:41.620 and then the house

00:55:42.320 supposed to smell good

00:55:43.180 it's gotta be

00:55:43.600 low and slow

00:55:44.360 man

00:55:44.700 so we're gonna

00:55:45.500 come back

00:55:45.940 in about

00:55:46.240 three to five minutes

00:55:46.980 and see

00:55:47.440 if it

00:55:47.780 makes

00:55:47.940 honestly

00:55:48.740 here's the funny

00:55:49.520 thing

00:55:49.780 hold on 1.00

00:55:50.340 oh shit 1.00

00:55:50.960 pause it 1.00

00:55:52.560 do you think

00:55:53.220 they count time

00:55:55.520 by the amount

00:55:56.240 of beeps

00:55:56.600 that go off

00:55:57.540 they don't ever

00:55:59.620 have to set

00:56:00.000 a kitchen timer

00:56:00.520 they don't have to

00:56:00.940 set a kitchen timer

00:56:01.520 they just go like

00:56:02.260 oh my god

00:56:03.380 and they would

00:56:03.620 literally give it up

00:56:04.140 oh I have an

00:56:05.260 internal clock

00:56:06.060 that's their

00:56:06.660 internal clock

00:56:07.080 they take about

00:56:08.160 30 to 45 beats

00:56:11.140 alright

00:56:11.520 so

00:56:11.980 dude that's why

00:56:14.720 they're late

00:56:15.140 and y'all know

00:56:15.520 what I mean

00:56:15.940 that's why

00:56:17.160 they're late

00:56:17.720 for everything

00:56:18.200 I must have

00:56:18.980 missed a few

00:56:19.540 of those beeps 0.99

00:56:20.140 god damn 0.99

00:56:20.600 yeah 0.98

00:56:21.400 no it's because

00:56:22.320 it's because

00:56:22.780 when they get

00:56:23.160 out in the world

00:56:23.520 there's no more

00:56:24.000 beeps going on

00:56:24.720 so they're all

00:56:25.460 confused

00:56:26.020 you leave the house

00:56:29.320 you have no sense

00:56:30.000 of time whatsoever

00:56:30.620 that's why

00:56:31.300 NT exists

00:56:32.480 because like

00:56:33.720 in their house

00:56:34.520 they're perfectly

00:56:35.000 on time

00:56:35.420 they leave their

00:56:36.140 house

00:56:36.380 no more beeps

00:56:36.960 they go to their

00:56:37.640 work

00:56:38.060 obviously the work

00:56:38.900 has

00:56:39.680 I saw it

00:56:41.160 boss

00:56:41.400 but I thought

00:56:42.080 I counted

00:56:42.720 7-8 beeps

00:56:43.480 it may have been

00:56:44.500 tens

00:56:44.820 on my show

00:56:45.540 you know 0.99

00:56:46.000 what's fucked up 0.95

00:56:46.600 so I lived 0.98

00:56:47.180 in the hood

00:56:47.500 a long time

00:56:48.100 and when I

00:56:49.180 moved out

00:56:49.620 to my house

00:56:51.240 in Garrison Beach

00:56:53.080 it was out

00:56:53.520 of Coney Island

00:56:54.160 I had a hard

00:56:55.080 time sleeping

00:56:55.600 because I didn't

00:56:56.160 hear the bus

00:56:56.760 I didn't hear

00:56:57.200 people yelling

00:56:57.900 I didn't hear

00:56:58.560 gunshots

00:56:59.140 it was like

00:56:59.920 more quiet 0.98

00:57:00.740 the black people 1.00

00:57:02.540 definitely feel

00:57:03.080 that way too

00:57:03.660 like if they

00:57:04.260 sleep in a hotel

00:57:04.880 they probably

00:57:05.380 are uncomfortable

00:57:06.000 because they're

00:57:06.820 so comforted

00:57:07.760 by the beep

00:57:08.280 oh my god

00:57:09.220 this is all

00:57:09.720 NFL players 0.84

00:57:10.940 or black people

00:57:11.760 that make it 0.86

00:57:12.360 big

00:57:12.920 get millions

00:57:13.560 of dollars

00:57:13.840 mansions

00:57:14.640 they can't sleep

00:57:15.620 they have to go

00:57:15.960 back to the hood

00:57:16.560 and literally be like

00:57:17.280 beep

00:57:17.760 no they gotta bring

00:57:18.920 their own sleep

00:57:19.620 machine

00:57:20.040 but it's just

00:57:21.140 an intermittent

00:57:21.860 beep

00:57:22.180 you could probably

00:57:23.940 legitimately

00:57:24.500 well there is

00:57:25.460 the soothing

00:57:26.420 sounds of Chicago

00:57:27.620 black people 0.99

00:57:29.340 that get out 0.99

00:57:29.800 of the hood

00:57:30.140 their sleep

00:57:31.040 machine

00:57:31.420 is just

00:57:31.960 like the

00:57:32.340 interludes

00:57:32.800 from DMX's

00:57:33.740 albums

00:57:34.080 and then just

00:57:36.840 like a prayer

00:57:37.360 being read

00:57:37.860 in the middle

00:57:38.140 of the night

00:57:38.520 whoa

00:57:38.900 but then

00:57:39.520 why is the

00:57:40.760 sleep machine

00:57:41.320 not called

00:57:41.720 black noise

00:57:42.480 then

00:57:42.800 oh yo

00:57:44.380 dude

00:57:44.640 I'm about

00:57:44.960 to make 1.00

00:57:45.260 that shit 1.00

00:57:45.760 yo black noise 1.00

00:57:46.980 that's a great

00:57:47.920 idea

00:57:48.240 it'll have

00:57:48.700 three settings

00:57:49.260 like gunshots

00:57:50.100 city bus

00:57:52.400 and

00:57:53.100 domestic violence

00:57:57.280 domestic violence

00:57:58.060 I was about

00:57:58.920 to say baby

00:57:59.400 mama beating 1.00

00:57:59.860 at your door

00:58:00.460 but domestic

00:58:01.320 violence is better 0.70

00:58:02.040 I was gonna

00:58:03.260 say yelling

00:58:03.800 in a theater 1.00

00:58:04.420 this is fucked 1.00

00:58:05.700 up dude 1.00

00:58:06.220 keep going

00:58:08.320 also crickets

00:58:09.560 chirping

00:58:10.080 should be

00:58:10.500 one of them

00:58:10.860 as well

00:58:12.500 do I turn

00:58:13.820 it off

00:58:14.180 for what

00:58:14.880 cause I really

00:58:15.780 smell the 0.99

00:58:16.720 goddamn flames 1.00

00:58:17.580 going 0.99

00:58:17.940 look how cool

00:58:18.640 that look

00:58:19.020 though

00:58:19.320 look how cool

00:58:20.660 that look

00:58:21.100 though

00:58:21.340 that look

00:58:23.460 like the

00:58:23.900 water

00:58:24.960 I've never

00:58:25.300 been there

00:58:25.780 I've never

00:58:26.800 been to the

00:58:29.820 ocean

00:58:30.160 kind of scared

00:58:30.860 of it

00:58:31.180 but that

00:58:31.520 look like

00:58:31.880 another

00:58:33.820 black noise

00:58:37.500 option

00:58:38.160 could be

00:58:38.620 slave songs 0.81

00:58:39.860 shut up

00:58:42.020 sleepy 1.00

00:58:42.280 clint

00:58:42.660 yo cool

00:58:45.500 you see

00:58:45.740 that's a

00:58:46.020 picture of

00:58:46.380 me

00:58:46.740 yes

00:58:47.160 yeah

00:58:47.560 I got

00:58:48.000 it

00:58:48.460 it's 1.00

00:58:49.300 fucking 0.99

00:58:49.500 hilarious 0.99

00:58:49.840 they took

00:58:51.100 the screenshot

00:58:51.580 I feel like

00:58:51.860 I turn it

00:58:52.300 off now

00:58:52.840 since it's

00:58:53.380 doing all

00:58:53.720 that rippling

00:58:54.260 stuff

00:58:54.660 and it's

00:58:55.000 boiling

00:58:55.300 boiling

00:58:55.720 so I'm

00:58:56.360 just gonna

00:58:56.580 turn it

00:58:56.880 off

00:58:57.440 dude he's

00:58:58.340 got all

00:58:58.860 that rippling

00:58:59.500 stuff

00:58:59.840 oh my god

00:59:00.700 imagine if

00:59:02.380 because they

00:59:03.020 talk about

00:59:03.700 how like

00:59:04.240 black people 0.99

00:59:05.580 invented 0.97

00:59:06.100 like cooking

00:59:07.500 certain cooking

00:59:07.980 things

00:59:08.340 but you know

00:59:09.200 like it literally

00:59:09.880 was like the

00:59:10.340 french

00:59:10.560 or whatever

00:59:10.840 and so

00:59:11.160 that's called

00:59:11.640 a rolling

00:59:12.120 boil

00:59:12.480 like this

00:59:12.920 is literally

00:59:13.180 a thing

00:59:13.480 that's called

00:59:13.900 or a simmer

00:59:14.420 but to them

00:59:15.540 they would

00:59:15.760 just be like

00:59:16.280 if it really

00:59:17.080 wasn't

00:59:17.320 they'd be like

00:59:17.700 yeah just wait

00:59:18.540 till it's

00:59:18.780 rippling

00:59:19.140 and stuff

00:59:19.660 like that's

00:59:20.200 what you

00:59:20.460 got

00:59:20.600 when the

00:59:22.220 water

00:59:22.420 rippling

00:59:22.900 you usually

00:59:24.080 take about

00:59:24.680 six seven

00:59:25.520 six seven

00:59:26.260 beat

00:59:26.480 you get

00:59:26.720 the rippling

00:59:27.120 then you get

00:59:27.760 that rippling

00:59:28.140 water

00:59:28.520 you want to

00:59:30.780 keep it right

00:59:31.340 you want to

00:59:31.680 keep it right

00:59:32.120 at the rippling

00:59:32.920 so you don't

00:59:33.340 want to turn

00:59:33.760 it all the way

00:59:34.120 up to the

00:59:35.720 apartment

00:59:36.040 with the

00:59:36.320 thing outside

00:59:36.820 but you just

00:59:37.280 want to keep

00:59:37.580 it in between

00:59:38.920 the four five

00:59:39.600 make sure you

00:59:40.260 go six seven

00:59:40.960 eight beat

00:59:41.440 max

00:59:41.940 you just keep

00:59:42.500 it there

00:59:42.840 he gets really

00:59:43.700 concerned when

00:59:44.320 it starts rippling

00:59:45.020 because he thinks

00:59:45.420 he might drown

00:59:46.120 he's like

00:59:46.580 you won't see

00:59:47.100 it rippling

00:59:47.460 you don't

00:59:47.720 want to see

00:59:47.940 it popping

00:59:48.380 it popping

00:59:49.240 too much

00:59:49.820 is this true

00:59:50.420 they got a 0.87

00:59:51.040 black jesus

00:59:51.580 on the road

00:59:52.100 go back

00:59:52.960 go back

00:59:53.860 go back

00:59:54.160 yeah it's 0.99

00:59:54.620 the black 0.90

00:59:55.600 by the way 0.97

00:59:56.440 toad

00:59:56.680 if you just

00:59:57.320 hit the

00:59:57.640 arrow keys

00:59:58.340 oh dude

00:59:59.820 by the way

01:00:01.120 toad

01:00:01.340 here's something

01:00:01.860 for you

01:00:02.220 software engineer

01:00:02.780 if you just

01:00:03.060 hit the arrow

01:00:03.460 keys

01:00:03.740 it goes back

01:00:04.320 five seconds

01:00:04.980 just to let

01:00:05.540 you know

01:00:05.780 that

01:00:05.920 I'm trying

01:00:07.360 to be way

01:00:08.280 more precise

01:00:09.120 no you

01:00:09.560 weren't

01:00:10.140 yeah I

01:00:10.680 am

01:00:10.980 Mr. Cole

01:00:13.440 Cole was

01:00:14.540 asking me

01:00:14.900 to explain

01:00:15.500 python

01:00:15.980 earlier today

01:00:17.440 and then I

01:00:19.540 just showed

01:00:19.820 a picture 0.99

01:00:20.100 of my cock 1.00

01:00:20.720 stop 1.00

01:00:21.000 what was it

01:00:21.340 not only

01:00:24.100 is that 0.96

01:00:24.500 black jesus

01:00:25.040 but it's 0.98

01:00:25.440 the black

01:00:25.820 twelve

01:00:26.120 disciples

01:00:26.580 too

01:00:26.920 right

01:00:27.500 oh really

01:00:28.300 wild

01:00:28.800 it's 0.95

01:00:29.280 the black

01:00:30.580 supper

01:00:31.000 but what's

01:00:32.080 what's funny

01:00:32.480 about that

01:00:32.900 is you got

01:00:33.200 Pontius Pilate

01:00:33.800 in there

01:00:34.080 so that

01:00:34.380 means that

01:00:34.740 they made

01:00:35.140 the murder

01:00:35.800 of jesus 0.59

01:00:36.240 black

01:00:36.540 you think 0.96

01:00:36.900 you think

01:00:37.320 they washed

01:00:37.800 their chicken

01:00:38.240 at the black

01:00:38.800 supper 0.97

01:00:39.120 the black

01:00:40.080 last supper

01:00:40.660 I was about

01:00:43.480 to ask

01:00:43.880 what would

01:00:44.380 be at

01:00:44.700 the black

01:00:45.300 last supper

01:00:45.860 and just

01:00:46.820 you know

01:00:48.320 what it'd

01:00:48.580 be

01:00:48.840 I know

01:00:49.280 what I

01:00:49.500 know

01:00:49.620 it's

01:00:49.780 fabuloso

01:00:54.660 that's the 1.00

01:00:55.060 damn show 1.00

01:00:55.560 washed 1.00

01:00:56.940 chicken

01:00:57.240 and sand

01:00:57.840 in that

01:00:58.180 meal

01:00:58.460 I guess

01:00:59.380 I really

01:00:59.840 just let

01:01:00.300 it sit

01:01:00.720 there for

01:01:01.260 the rest

01:01:01.540 of the

01:01:01.740 time

01:01:02.180 until like

01:01:03.200 the whole

01:01:03.840 thing cools

01:01:04.500 off because

01:01:05.080 nonetheless I

01:01:05.820 do smell

01:01:06.260 it like

01:01:06.580 working

01:01:07.080 I can

01:01:09.760 tell you

01:01:10.040 can smell

01:01:10.380 I can

01:01:10.780 say that

01:01:11.340 so

01:01:11.560 I feel

01:01:12.880 I feel

01:01:13.320 good too

01:01:14.020 which is

01:01:14.420 weird

01:01:14.800 I kind

01:01:16.320 of tingling

01:01:16.920 a little

01:01:17.300 like

01:01:17.540 he's like

01:01:20.940 you're

01:01:21.500 boiling a

01:01:22.220 chemical 1.00

01:01:22.660 you lunatic 1.00

01:01:23.600 maybe this 0.99

01:01:28.160 wasn't a

01:01:28.720 flop

01:01:28.980 it's just

01:01:29.460 I need

01:01:29.780 better

01:01:29.980 directions

01:01:30.660 so

01:01:31.340 after I

01:01:31.680 turn the

01:01:32.020 stove

01:01:32.280 off

01:01:32.580 I let

01:01:33.100 it just

01:01:33.480 sit

01:01:33.840 on

01:01:34.320 the

01:01:34.560 burner

01:01:34.980 about

01:01:35.580 8-9

01:01:35.980 deep

01:01:36.320 and as

01:01:38.400 I was

01:01:38.680 doing it

01:01:39.060 it started

01:01:39.460 emitting

01:01:39.980 like

01:01:40.340 emitting

01:01:41.100 admitting

01:01:42.080 I don't

01:01:42.560 know the

01:01:42.800 word

01:01:42.980 but it

01:01:43.380 started

01:01:43.560 releasing

01:01:43.980 this

01:01:44.340 thing

01:01:44.880 it started

01:01:46.640 admitting

01:01:47.080 your honor

01:01:47.940 it started

01:01:50.020 pleading

01:01:50.360 guilty

01:01:50.720 for 8-9

01:01:51.360 beep

01:01:51.600 I really

01:01:59.520 didn't expect

01:02:00.040 this video

01:02:00.380 to be funny

01:02:00.920 so I'm

01:02:01.540 glad we

01:02:01.860 played it

01:02:02.600 I told

01:02:03.120 you

01:02:03.340 trust

01:02:04.520 trust

01:02:05.040 the toad

01:02:05.840 the

01:02:06.280 arbiter

01:02:06.760 of

01:02:07.000 funny

01:02:07.180 which

01:02:09.060 in

01:02:09.580 turn

01:02:09.820 actually

01:02:10.160 does

01:02:10.420 work

01:02:10.620 because

01:02:10.920 I

01:02:11.160 feel

01:02:11.420 it

01:02:11.620 slowly

01:02:12.520 like

01:02:13.360 working

01:02:13.940 itself

01:02:14.580 around

01:02:15.000 the

01:02:15.240 house

01:02:15.620 it's like

01:02:17.780 mustard

01:02:18.200 gas

01:02:18.600 it just

01:02:18.900 kind of

01:02:19.160 slowly

01:02:19.540 goes into

01:02:20.020 the next

01:02:20.380 room

01:02:20.920 my grandma

01:02:23.360 been asleep

01:02:24.240 for like

01:02:24.620 7-8

01:02:25.100 beep

01:02:25.320 now

01:02:25.540 I think

01:02:26.020 she ain't

01:02:26.300 gonna

01:02:26.420 wake up

01:02:27.240 she about

01:02:28.440 to have

01:02:28.640 that long

01:02:29.060 beep

01:02:29.320 the

01:02:29.780 fabuloso

01:02:30.280 starts

01:02:30.700 popping

01:02:31.380 loudly

01:02:31.840 and he

01:02:32.060 thinks

01:02:32.260 it's

01:02:32.500 gunshots

01:02:33.140 fabuloso

01:02:34.480 smoke

01:02:34.820 is the 1.00

01:02:35.100 shit 1.00

01:02:35.280 that 1.00

01:02:35.440 like

01:02:35.660 when

01:02:35.900 the

01:02:36.320 pregnant 0.80

01:02:36.940 mother

01:02:37.200 breathes

01:02:37.620 it

01:02:37.740 like

01:02:37.900 the

01:02:38.060 baby's

01:02:38.440 eyes

01:02:38.640 start

01:02:38.880 to

01:02:39.020 come

01:02:39.160 out

01:02:39.340 like

01:02:39.500 more

01:02:39.720 on

01:02:39.840 the

01:02:39.940 side

01:02:40.100 of

01:02:40.180 their

01:02:40.280 head

01:02:40.520 like

01:02:41.200 that's

01:02:42.400 probably

01:02:42.620 what's

01:02:42.880 going on

01:02:43.380 for real

01:02:43.800 this is

01:02:44.540 why there's

01:02:45.280 so many

01:02:45.540 trans

01:02:45.800 people

01:02:45.980 in the 0.54

01:02:46.200 black

01:02:46.340 community 0.53

01:02:47.100 fabuloso 1.00

01:02:49.240 fucking 1.00

01:02:49.600 they 1.00

01:02:49.760 brains

01:02:50.120 so like

01:02:50.600 I don't

01:02:50.880 think

01:02:51.060 I have

01:02:51.280 to dump

01:02:51.640 it out

01:02:51.900 once

01:02:52.140 it

01:02:52.280 cools

01:02:52.500 off

01:02:52.800 like

01:02:53.200 I'm

01:02:53.340 sure

01:02:53.580 yeah

01:02:53.900 just

01:02:54.080 reuse

01:02:54.420 it

01:02:54.640 put it

01:02:54.960 back

01:02:55.160 so I

01:02:55.840 don't

01:02:56.000 know

01:02:56.140 I'm gonna

01:02:56.560 have to

01:02:56.760 research

01:02:57.120 that

01:02:57.340 but

01:02:57.620 nonetheless

01:02:58.300 it works

01:02:58.980 when you're

01:02:59.260 gonna research

01:02:59.840 it man

01:03:00.240 here's what

01:03:01.480 you can do

01:03:01.940 you're the

01:03:02.300 expert

01:03:02.660 I came to

01:03:03.520 you for

01:03:04.000 this advice

01:03:04.500 and now

01:03:04.820 you're telling

01:03:05.180 me you're

01:03:05.520 gonna have

01:03:05.720 to do

01:03:05.860 more research

01:03:06.260 no this

01:03:06.940 is so great

01:03:07.360 no he

01:03:07.660 goes

01:03:07.880 like

01:03:08.200 once you

01:03:08.700 get done

01:03:09.180 like

01:03:09.460 fill in

01:03:09.720 the house

01:03:10.000 all the

01:03:10.400 like

01:03:10.800 the smoke

01:03:11.860 and stuff

01:03:12.360 then you can

01:03:12.980 take your

01:03:13.240 chicken

01:03:13.520 you just

01:03:13.800 dump it

01:03:14.160 in there

01:03:14.520 and then you

01:03:15.160 clean it

01:03:15.560 right there

01:03:15.880 it cleaned

01:03:16.680 the chicken

01:03:17.140 real quick

01:03:17.760 and it

01:03:18.580 smells good

01:03:19.520 good

01:03:20.020 and then you

01:03:20.560 just leave

01:03:20.900 it in there

01:03:21.360 and you

01:03:21.660 just clean

01:03:21.940 your chicken

01:03:22.160 every day

01:03:22.560 in that

01:03:22.880 and you

01:03:23.280 just turn

01:03:23.620 it on

01:03:24.000 it smells

01:03:24.480 good in the

01:03:24.840 house

01:03:25.160 throw your

01:03:25.500 chicken

01:03:25.780 in there

01:03:26.320 you just

01:03:27.760 clean it

01:03:28.340 on the stove

01:03:28.940 you can clean

01:03:30.860 your chicken

01:03:31.320 in about

01:03:32.420 half a beat

01:03:33.220 yeah

01:03:34.460 why spend

01:03:35.580 all that extra

01:03:36.120 money on

01:03:36.520 that Don

01:03:37.200 Don soap

01:03:38.300 and you can

01:03:38.620 have fabuloso

01:03:39.380 wash it

01:03:40.000 in a lickety

01:03:40.740 beat

01:03:41.240 go

01:03:44.160 go

01:03:44.920 go

01:03:45.500 oh my god

01:03:46.820 yo this episode 0.99

01:03:47.660 is fucked up 0.99

01:03:48.380 man 1.00

01:03:48.680 if you guys

01:03:50.160 are gonna try it

01:03:51.140 do not try it 1.00

01:03:51.980 bitch 1.00

01:03:52.160 cause I said it 0.99

01:03:53.000 there's some things

01:03:53.900 involving some

01:03:54.720 health risks

01:03:55.340 that I do believe

01:03:56.180 is true 0.89

01:03:56.520 by the way 1.00

01:03:56.880 if you die 1.00

01:03:57.680 I didn't tell you 1.00

01:03:58.660 to do this

01:03:59.100 yo play it

01:04:01.400 play it

01:04:01.980 this is important

01:04:02.540 because when I

01:04:03.460 like put my head

01:04:04.160 directly over it

01:04:04.920 to sniff it

01:04:05.580 it gave me that

01:04:06.500 feeling of like

01:04:07.360 when you inhale

01:04:08.180 a highlighter

01:04:08.720 or a permanent

01:04:09.660 marker

01:04:10.100 and you get

01:04:10.940 that woozy

01:04:11.480 feeling

01:04:11.800 but I mean

01:04:12.480 if you ain't

01:04:13.680 put your head

01:04:14.260 on it like that

01:04:14.980 then it shouldn't

01:04:15.640 really matter

01:04:16.220 like

01:04:16.640 it smells good

01:04:18.240 in my house

01:04:18.840 and I mean

01:04:19.480 you do it more

01:04:20.640 than like

01:04:21.040 one two beep 1.00

01:04:21.780 you got a dick 1.00

01:04:22.220 or a pussy appointment 1.00

01:04:23.240 whatever fuck's 1.00

01:04:24.140 your boat 0.99

01:04:24.480 run this for about

01:04:25.560 15 to 20 minutes 1.00

01:04:26.620 before the bitch 1.00

01:04:27.100 get here 1.00

01:04:27.540 and then you know

01:04:28.560 your house gonna

01:04:29.180 smell lovely

01:04:29.800 for y'all to

01:04:30.340 do y'all thing

01:04:31.160 so yeah 0.99

01:04:31.720 what the fuck 0.99

01:04:32.440 don't forget to 0.98

01:04:33.080 like subscribe

01:04:33.540 and comment to

01:04:34.040 my youtube channel

01:04:34.640 and you put that 1.00

01:04:35.180 bitch's head right 1.00

01:04:35.740 over it for about 1.00

01:04:36.300 four or five beep

01:04:37.100 she out 1.00

01:04:37.620 you can fuck her 1.00

01:04:38.180 all night 1.00

01:04:38.620 this bitch's name 1.00

01:04:40.220 is Ron Vagata 1.00

01:04:41.420 I got it

01:04:42.620 I'm gonna be following

01:04:43.560 this guy

01:04:43.820 I gotta see everything

01:04:44.460 he does

01:04:44.920 you're just be seeing 1.00

01:04:47.120 gay porn 1.00

01:04:47.860 like that's all he is 1.00

01:04:49.100 hashtag Vagata gang

01:04:50.880 speaking of 1.00

01:04:52.620 speaking of fucking 1.00

01:04:53.540 gay porn 1.00

01:04:54.200 and gay black dudes 1.00

01:04:55.520 that shit with Obama 1.00

01:04:58.380 what was 1.00

01:04:58.880 what was that about

01:04:59.960 did you guys see that thing

01:05:01.580 Clint just talked

01:05:03.960 to the guy

01:05:04.340 you realize I talked

01:05:05.480 to him for three hours

01:05:06.680 right

01:05:06.920 no no but the text message

01:05:08.580 that came out

01:05:09.700 oh that's not

01:05:10.600 oh well do you want me

01:05:11.700 to fact check

01:05:12.480 I don't want to fact check this

01:05:13.460 by the way Clint

01:05:15.320 did you see they talked about

01:05:16.280 they talked about him

01:05:17.520 on your mom's house today

01:05:18.640 here it is

01:05:19.460 yeah I did

01:05:20.100 I saw that

01:05:20.700 I was really hoping

01:05:21.540 they would use your

01:05:22.580 clip

01:05:23.460 I wish it would be

01:05:24.000 really great

01:05:24.500 if they talked about 1.00

01:05:25.220 Obama's dick 1.00

01:05:26.060 and I think that would 1.00

01:05:27.280 have been

01:05:27.460 it's crazy because

01:05:28.440 like every

01:05:28.940 you know what's

01:05:29.560 what's wild is

01:05:30.200 they played

01:05:30.800 my segment

01:05:31.900 on no agenda

01:05:32.660 the week

01:05:33.420 the reason they did that

01:05:34.520 is one of my

01:05:35.240 one of my fans

01:05:36.060 sent it to them

01:05:36.640 but it was because

01:05:37.580 it was because

01:05:38.420 the episode before

01:05:39.440 they go

01:05:39.880 if I was the interviewer

01:05:41.520 if I was Tucker

01:05:42.120 I would ask him 1.00

01:05:43.020 about his dick 1.00

01:05:43.620 and like any demarcation 0.99

01:05:44.880 so that you could

01:05:45.400 actually have him

01:05:46.100 prove it an eye

01:05:46.820 what did I tell you

01:05:47.460 when you were like

01:05:48.100 he called me on the phone

01:05:49.340 and he was like

01:05:50.060 yo we gotta move

01:05:50.720 Tower Gang

01:05:51.160 because we landed

01:05:52.240 this guy

01:05:52.580 and I was like

01:05:52.940 ask him about 1.00

01:05:53.880 Obama's dick 1.00

01:05:54.620 that's all he kept 1.00

01:05:55.380 saying

01:05:55.640 he was like

01:05:56.220 yeah but when

01:05:56.600 should we move

01:05:56.940 just ask him 1.00

01:05:57.640 about Obama's dick 1.00

01:05:58.320 top was like 0.99

01:05:59.960 this is all that

01:06:01.120 matters Clint

01:06:01.560 are y'all seen this

01:06:02.620 why is this phone

01:06:05.120 this is a flip phone

01:06:06.580 homeboy

01:06:07.060 that doesn't feel good

01:06:10.980 I have never seen that

01:06:12.140 how do you do like this

01:06:13.060 like this

01:06:13.480 no like this

01:06:14.440 with this

01:06:14.840 like the

01:06:15.380 that's phone

01:06:17.300 he's like 1.00

01:06:18.040 what the fuck 0.99

01:06:18.800 I can't even do that 1.00

01:06:19.720 how do you do that

01:06:20.460 ow

01:06:21.160 I'm very dexterous man

01:06:22.580 ow ow ow 0.81

01:06:23.820 I can't

01:06:25.740 dude I do

01:06:26.680 yeah I do like 1.00

01:06:27.460 the fucking 0.99

01:06:27.720 I literally can't 1.00

01:06:28.300 put my ring finger

01:06:29.720 more than that 0.99

01:06:30.240 what the fuck 0.99

01:06:30.820 is it called 0.99

01:06:31.180 I forget

01:06:31.520 that's not

01:06:32.340 comfortable

01:06:32.820 at all 1.00

01:06:33.320 what the shit 1.00

01:06:34.180 oh that's baseball 1.00

01:06:35.180 that's baseball shit 0.99

01:06:36.200 right there 0.99

01:06:36.660 that's wild

01:06:37.740 that is wild

01:06:39.320 you put a whole

01:06:39.840 baseball in there

01:06:40.400 it looks like a

01:06:40.860 fork bowl

01:06:41.300 you know

01:06:41.680 could you ever

01:06:43.400 throw a duckle

01:06:44.660 no

01:06:45.160 all I can do

01:06:46.500 is twist my arm 0.60

01:06:47.740 the splitter

01:06:48.620 if I split this much

01:06:52.020 it'll give it

01:06:52.680 like what a splitter

01:06:53.520 is you throw a

01:06:54.360 fastball and then

01:06:55.180 because of the way

01:06:56.180 your fingers are

01:06:56.820 rotated it drops

01:06:57.660 because it knuckles

01:06:58.640 out like the

01:06:59.560 rotation doesn't

01:07:00.860 allow it to spin

01:07:01.420 so it starts

01:07:01.960 spinning and then

01:07:02.620 it slowly stops

01:07:03.500 and then drops

01:07:04.040 and does whatever

01:07:04.560 but you could

01:07:05.200 throw a fork bowl

01:07:05.780 if you put it

01:07:06.180 right in the middle

01:07:06.700 and it'll just

01:07:07.760 come out like a 0.98

01:07:08.220 knuckle bowl

01:07:08.560 right away

01:07:09.220 yeah

01:07:09.680 your wife

01:07:10.380 must love you

01:07:11.200 dude

01:07:11.660 you know what I'm

01:07:13.200 saying

01:07:13.360 she calls 1.00

01:07:16.780 her pussy 1.00

01:07:17.240 and touch her throat 1.00

01:07:18.620 at the same time

01:07:19.120 when top does

01:07:21.080 the shocker

01:07:21.720 he just does it

01:07:22.240 with the index

01:07:22.780 and middle finger

01:07:23.520 she calls him

01:07:25.040 she calls him

01:07:25.600 papi dedos

01:07:26.300 it's the top shocker

01:07:31.840 you know it's funny

01:07:32.600 I think

01:07:33.000 I think one of my

01:07:33.740 wife's co-workers

01:07:34.420 is actually watching

01:07:35.180 this today

01:07:35.580 my wife texted me

01:07:36.720 she was like

01:07:37.520 she was like

01:07:37.840 oh do you

01:07:38.240 do you like 0.99

01:07:38.640 kill tony 0.95

01:07:39.140 and I was like 0.99

01:07:39.500 yeah kill tony

01:07:39.980 it's a cool show

01:07:40.560 he's like oh

01:07:41.180 my friend thinks

01:07:42.800 that it's a good show

01:07:43.440 too

01:07:43.600 I was like

01:07:43.880 tell him to watch

01:07:44.480 tower gang

01:07:45.040 it's on tonight

01:07:45.740 and my wife told her

01:07:47.200 so maybe

01:07:48.520 big mistake

01:07:49.060 papi dedos

01:07:50.500 I've not seen

01:07:53.380 this video

01:07:54.020 but

01:07:55.280 oh no

01:07:56.460 this was not

01:07:57.280 text messages

01:07:57.980 from 0.99

01:07:58.340 shut up dog 1.00

01:07:59.900 it is 1.00

01:08:01.120 isn't it

01:08:02.080 yeah just don't

01:08:05.540 read the fact check

01:08:06.160 it's crazy

01:08:14.860 because he looked

01:08:15.520 just like

01:08:16.020 I pulled out of him

01:08:17.200 and kissed him 1.00

01:08:18.280 while he masturbated 1.00

01:08:19.780 he asked me to 1.00

01:08:22.160 turn over

01:08:22.780 while he slipped 0.93

01:08:23.660 a condom on himself 1.00

01:08:25.180 this was my ass 1.00

01:08:28.220 and I was struggling 1.00

01:08:30.080 to imagine

01:08:31.000 someone inside me

01:08:32.740 hold on 1.00

01:08:33.200 I gotta get my dick out 1.00

01:08:34.300 he got on top 1.00

01:08:35.340 and slowly inserted 0.82

01:08:36.620 himself into me

01:08:38.040 it was the worst pain

01:08:40.360 I think I've ever felt

01:08:42.040 in my life

01:08:42.940 like liar 0.72

01:08:43.820 eventually

01:08:44.400 I felt a mix

01:08:46.060 of pleasure

01:08:46.880 and the pain

01:08:47.780 oh my god

01:08:48.760 so wait this is

01:08:51.100 I got a new strap on

01:08:52.640 wait this is

01:08:53.640 wait wait

01:08:55.860 who was texting me

01:08:57.480 in here

01:08:57.780 I don't know

01:08:58.800 what a crazy 0.99

01:08:59.960 fucking thing 0.99

01:09:00.360 so just finish 0.99

01:09:00.920 finish the video out

01:09:01.900 and then I'll explain

01:09:03.400 I can't wait

01:09:10.080 to put it on you

01:09:11.200 it will fit

01:09:13.100 my favorite 0.99

01:09:13.940 dildo perfectly 0.98

01:09:15.380 you're going to look 0.99

01:09:16.500 so hot

01:09:17.300 I can't wait 1.00

01:09:19.320 to have your cock 1.00

01:09:20.580 in my mouth 1.00

01:09:21.340 I'm going to give you 1.00

01:09:23.720 the blowjob 1.00

01:09:24.560 of your life 1.00

01:09:25.400 then I want you 0.93

01:09:27.060 inside of me 0.99

01:09:28.660 he looks like

01:09:36.460 that

01:09:36.560 he's like

01:09:36.840 hey I'm talking

01:09:37.400 to you right now

01:09:38.200 so this is actually

01:09:39.220 a senator

01:09:40.140 reading what he's saying

01:09:42.220 I want to transcribe

01:09:43.040 Obama texting

01:09:44.100 Larry Sinclair

01:09:44.940 real quick

01:09:45.600 can I tell Toad

01:09:46.260 what's going on here

01:09:47.020 real quick

01:09:47.620 I want to tell you

01:09:48.680 what tipped me off

01:09:49.480 what tipped me off

01:09:50.160 is I actually watched

01:09:51.300 Clint's interview

01:09:52.620 and I know

01:09:53.660 that Obama likes to give

01:09:56.360 as opposed to take

01:09:57.120 that's why you knew

01:09:59.040 right away

01:09:59.500 that's true

01:10:00.380 and also why would

01:10:01.740 they be using dildos 0.99

01:10:02.760 like why the fuck 1.00

01:10:03.800 they have penises 1.00

01:10:04.500 perfectly good penises 1.00

01:10:05.440 wait 0.99

01:10:05.740 this is supposed to be 1.00

01:10:07.140 perfectly adequate penises 0.99

01:10:09.240 why would you want 0.99

01:10:10.180 anything besides

01:10:10.780 the pencil deck

01:10:11.540 is this supposed to be

01:10:12.360 from Larry Sinclair

01:10:13.200 from the Sinclair dude

01:10:14.600 no from Obama

01:10:15.780 no no

01:10:16.740 Toad

01:10:17.080 listen

01:10:17.540 it's crazy 0.99

01:10:18.680 how ignorant Toad 1.00

01:10:20.220 is to like 0.99

01:10:20.700 things

01:10:21.120 we just explained

01:10:23.220 why it couldn't be

01:10:23.900 from Larry Sinclair

01:10:24.540 and he's still saying

01:10:25.440 that it's from Obama

01:10:26.340 I have to

01:10:27.720 because this is

01:10:28.300 going to bother me

01:10:28.900 because Toad

01:10:29.340 is literally

01:10:29.600 going to start

01:10:29.880 telling people this

01:10:30.460 this is

01:10:31.040 they're reading

01:10:32.100 an LGBTQ book

01:10:33.500 that was being read

01:10:34.680 to children

01:10:35.180 in like schools

01:10:36.160 oh my god

01:10:37.380 that's what this is

01:10:38.020 that's awesome

01:10:38.840 it's terrible

01:10:39.900 but the best part

01:10:41.040 is that this old

01:10:42.260 like southern man

01:10:43.860 it looks like

01:10:44.680 a baptist preacher

01:10:45.520 is going like 1.00

01:10:46.560 and he masturbated 0.99

01:10:47.820 and then he came 1.00

01:10:48.880 inside of me 0.86

01:10:49.760 no no no

01:10:50.400 but this guy

01:10:52.560 who's reading it

01:10:53.180 is a senator

01:10:53.860 and I farted out 1.00

01:10:54.360 his cum 0.99

01:10:54.940 yes this is a senator 1.00

01:10:56.200 yes

01:10:56.540 probably like a state senator

01:10:58.260 not a national

01:10:59.280 maybe

01:10:59.980 I don't know who he is

01:11:00.780 the claim is

01:11:01.800 that these are texts

01:11:02.620 from Obama to Sinclair

01:11:04.040 though I'm pretty sure

01:11:04.580 that was the joke

01:11:05.360 that's the joke

01:11:06.480 it's a joke

01:11:07.320 it was a joke

01:11:07.900 you mean

01:11:08.500 it was like a troll tweet

01:11:09.380 it was like a Michael Malice

01:11:10.380 type tweet

01:11:10.880 it's a troll 0.86

01:11:11.760 it's like Alex Stein 0.68

01:11:12.800 trolling somebody

01:11:13.720 right

01:11:14.020 probably

01:11:14.520 it's more like Malice

01:11:15.720 does these ones

01:11:16.280 where he'll like

01:11:16.740 put out false information

01:11:18.140 purposely

01:11:18.600 but it's like

01:11:19.060 if you pay attention

01:11:19.760 oh I know what you're saying

01:11:20.960 it's a troll tweet

01:11:21.480 and then it's like

01:11:22.160 everyone goes

01:11:22.740 how is it this hard

01:11:24.040 for him to understand

01:11:24.880 I got you

01:11:25.520 oh it is a national

01:11:26.200 set

01:11:26.380 I didn't think they had

01:11:27.700 that hick 0.99

01:11:29.120 that hick of people

01:11:30.500 I understand

01:11:31.280 I understand

01:11:32.120 the senator

01:11:32.620 we had MTG 1.00

01:11:33.440 showing fucking 0.99

01:11:34.480 what's his face 1.00

01:11:35.620 his dick 1.00

01:11:36.060 the senator was actually 1.00

01:11:37.940 reading from that book

01:11:38.780 what was the thing about

01:11:39.480 I've seen some stuff

01:11:40.540 about Lauren Boebert

01:11:41.260 I got it

01:11:42.500 recently

01:11:42.920 she got 0.99

01:11:44.180 like trash 0.99

01:11:45.200 or she got 0.99

01:11:45.880 I don't know

01:11:46.340 kicked out

01:11:46.780 no no no

01:11:47.320 no our chat

01:11:49.440 wants to actually

01:11:49.980 talk about this

01:11:50.760 yeah I did see

01:11:51.680 some people

01:11:52.020 asking about this

01:11:53.140 he's the senator

01:11:53.660 of Louisiana

01:11:54.400 okay

01:11:54.880 that makes sense

01:11:55.740 he does

01:11:56.060 I'm telling you

01:11:56.880 he sounded like

01:11:58.100 when I grew up

01:11:59.360 and even now

01:11:59.880 whatever

01:12:00.140 that's what a

01:12:00.840 Baptist preacher

01:12:01.400 that would come by

01:12:02.140 to do like a revival

01:12:02.980 that's exactly

01:12:03.800 what they sound like

01:12:04.620 and so when I was

01:12:05.200 hearing that

01:12:05.640 I would just think

01:12:06.080 of a man behind

01:12:06.600 a pulpit

01:12:07.020 just saying all that 1.00

01:12:08.300 shit 1.00

01:12:08.560 which I think 1.00

01:12:09.100 is even funnier

01:12:09.840 no so

01:12:11.340 so what they want

01:12:12.320 to talk about

01:12:12.880 is um

01:12:13.640 Lauren Boebert's 0.99

01:12:14.900 tits 1.00

01:12:15.440 no no no no

01:12:16.980 there's nothing

01:12:18.740 funny about them

01:12:19.420 they're pretty nice

01:12:20.160 and that's it

01:12:20.540 I do want to ask

01:12:21.680 Toad

01:12:21.960 also because

01:12:22.860 we're going to

01:12:23.220 stick in this

01:12:23.620 government kind of

01:12:24.140 thing

01:12:24.400 Toad um

01:12:25.700 there was a porn 0.96

01:12:26.700 review that you

01:12:27.220 wanted to do

01:12:27.860 I have a couple

01:12:29.560 in the backlog

01:12:30.900 I know you have

01:12:31.660 a couple in the

01:12:31.960 backlog

01:12:32.220 we can't review

01:12:33.140 porn on here

01:12:33.680 what's the point 0.93

01:12:35.260 we're not going to

01:12:36.320 show it

01:12:36.800 I'm going to

01:12:37.100 describe it

01:12:38.040 he described it

01:12:38.700 because I wanted

01:12:39.300 to hear this

01:12:39.660 because it was

01:12:40.140 this woman

01:12:41.360 that was

01:12:42.220 she's running 0.69

01:12:42.900 for um

01:12:44.480 congress

01:12:45.200 i think

01:12:45.560 congress

01:12:46.080 and then

01:12:47.240 they

01:12:47.460 her

01:12:47.860 like

01:12:48.840 she

01:12:49.320 you know the

01:12:49.640 last thing

01:12:50.140 on earth

01:12:50.560 I want

01:12:50.980 is to hear

01:12:51.460 Toad describe

01:12:52.420 pornography

01:12:52.920 do you not

01:12:53.200 remember the last

01:12:53.780 time

01:12:54.060 it was pretty

01:12:54.480 funny

01:12:54.680 we egged him

01:12:55.320 on to do

01:12:55.780 this

01:12:56.160 yeah

01:12:56.660 his whole joke

01:12:57.640 was that we'd

01:12:58.160 never actually

01:12:58.920 get him to do

01:12:59.620 it

01:12:59.780 he would just

01:13:00.200 review these

01:13:00.800 without being

01:13:01.240 asked

01:13:01.640 that's not fair

01:13:03.760 if we're doing

01:13:04.300 that then I

01:13:04.800 should do

01:13:05.060 that

01:13:05.360 we do

01:13:05.720 have to

01:13:05.940 plug

01:13:06.160 into

01:13:06.460 so this

01:13:08.640 is the

01:13:09.340 woman 0.99

01:13:09.660 Susanna

01:13:10.520 Gibson

01:13:11.260 ooh

01:13:13.260 is that

01:13:15.760 a good

01:13:16.160 ooh

01:13:16.460 I don't

01:13:17.300 know

01:13:17.540 I was

01:13:18.100 trying to

01:13:18.400 I was

01:13:18.580 connecting dots

01:13:19.140 in my head

01:13:19.460 like Nadeau

01:13:19.980 what's her bush 1.00

01:13:21.280 like Toad

01:13:21.820 what's it like

01:13:22.300 what are we

01:13:23.400 dealing with

01:13:23.800 you saw it

01:13:24.340 we're dealing

01:13:25.540 with she's

01:13:26.600 shaved

01:13:27.020 that's clearly

01:13:28.760 for us mommy

01:13:29.420 there's our way

01:13:32.660 to slip in

01:13:33.200 Nadeau

01:13:33.500 into the

01:13:33.820 conversation

01:13:34.480 there you go

01:13:35.880 so she's

01:13:36.580 a democrat

01:13:38.360 don't just

01:13:39.180 keep going

01:13:39.740 she's running 0.69

01:13:42.120 don't be a hoe 1.00

01:13:45.020 use Nadeau

01:13:46.020 N-A-D-E-A-U 1.00

01:13:47.460 shavecode.com

01:13:48.740 promo code

01:13:49.420 gang or tower

01:13:50.280 gang

01:13:50.580 I'm not really

01:13:51.340 sure

01:13:51.620 but you can

01:13:52.160 get 15%

01:13:52.820 off

01:13:53.100 N-A-D-E-A-U 1.00

01:13:54.640 American made

01:13:55.920 veteran owned

01:13:57.040 family operated

01:13:58.260 Nadeau

01:13:59.000 when you're

01:13:59.740 getting blown

01:14:00.280 by a future

01:14:01.180 congresswoman

01:14:02.040 Nadeau

01:14:03.220 if you want 0.99

01:14:05.000 your porn 0.97

01:14:06.320 to release 1.00

01:14:06.920 while you're

01:14:07.980 running for

01:14:08.300 congress

01:14:08.660 you want that 1.00

01:14:09.360 pussy nice 1.00

01:14:10.020 and shaved 1.00

01:14:10.740 get Nadeau

01:14:11.820 it's ergonomically

01:14:13.060 made specifically

01:14:14.120 vaginas 1.00

01:14:14.720 100% is

01:14:16.740 so you get 1.00

01:14:18.300 that pussy 1.00

01:14:18.760 nice and 1.00

01:14:19.300 bald

01:14:19.720 so whenever

01:14:20.560 it's in front 0.99

01:14:22.060 of fucking 1.00

01:14:22.480 congress 1.00

01:14:23.080 as they're

01:14:23.720 watching it

01:14:24.380 you can go

01:14:25.060 that's a nice 1.00

01:14:25.920 shaved pussy 1.00

01:14:26.380 right there 1.00

01:14:26.860 and you can

01:14:27.460 thank Nadeau

01:14:28.160 it's not

01:14:29.280 just for men 0.70

01:14:29.800 it's not

01:14:30.060 just for men 0.70

01:14:30.560 how based

01:14:31.340 would it be

01:14:31.760 if she was

01:14:32.280 on like

01:14:32.900 if she actually

01:14:33.500 wins the election

01:14:34.060 because of this

01:14:34.680 and she thanks

01:14:35.380 Nadeau

01:14:35.780 and she's like

01:14:36.340 it's all because

01:14:36.940 of Nadeau

01:14:37.360 in all seriousness

01:14:38.580 though

01:14:39.000 I would say

01:14:39.940 if you're going

01:14:40.480 to shave 1.00

01:14:41.040 your genitals 1.00

01:14:41.680 with Nadeau 0.99

01:14:42.140 it is a safety

01:14:42.800 razor

01:14:43.180 be careful

01:14:43.900 oh yeah

01:14:44.920 super sketch

01:14:46.140 I shaved 0.99

01:14:48.080 my balls 0.99

01:14:49.560 for the first time 0.99

01:14:50.180 oh with that

01:14:51.120 I would not

01:14:51.700 with Nadeau

01:14:51.900 I picked

01:14:53.300 with a Nadeau

01:14:53.740 razor

01:14:54.080 and I was like

01:14:55.400 I love you Nadeau

01:14:56.660 I'm not putting

01:14:57.620 you anywhere 0.99

01:14:58.040 near my balls 1.00

01:14:58.920 no fucking way 0.99

01:15:00.360 I was like 0.99

01:15:01.380 this is asking

01:15:02.860 for like

01:15:03.500 a blood bath

01:15:04.460 yeah Nadeau

01:15:05.220 is only made

01:15:06.200 for really brave

01:15:07.800 men

01:15:08.120 with very ironclad 1.00

01:15:09.780 testicles 0.99

01:15:10.700 that's right

01:15:11.080 unless you use it

01:15:12.600 the way I do

01:15:13.360 it'd be good

01:15:13.820 for like that

01:15:14.200 pubic area

01:15:15.660 right at the root

01:15:16.600 but not like

01:15:17.580 any other areas

01:15:18.640 you know

01:15:18.900 I like the

01:15:20.160 pregnant pause 1.00

01:15:20.780 to kill yourself 1.00

01:15:22.380 that part 0.99

01:15:24.380 wasn't for

01:15:24.800 go to Nadeau

01:15:26.660 get yourself

01:15:27.260 some razors

01:15:27.720 use toad

01:15:28.180 code tower gang

01:15:29.120 I want to say

01:15:29.640 use toad

01:15:30.460 yes

01:15:30.760 if you're

01:15:31.860 Susanna Gibson

01:15:32.840 here you can

01:15:33.520 use Nadeau

01:15:34.760 razors

01:15:35.000 to shave

01:15:36.480 a little nice

01:15:37.140 landing strip

01:15:37.960 for yourself

01:15:38.380 a nice happy

01:15:39.360 trail there

01:15:39.920 and you can

01:15:40.180 call it the

01:15:40.640 campaign trail

01:15:41.300 and show it

01:15:41.820 while you're on

01:15:42.380 Andrew

01:15:42.600 that's not a bad

01:15:43.340 idea

01:15:43.520 that's not a bad

01:15:43.980 idea actually

01:15:44.980 when you watch this

01:15:46.020 I want you to

01:15:46.720 change the promo 0.90

01:15:48.600 code to kill 0.99

01:15:49.380 toad 1.00

01:15:49.820 instead of

01:15:50.640 a tower gang

01:15:51.460 I think that

01:15:52.840 would just be

01:15:53.460 a better

01:15:54.820 thing to do

01:15:56.460 you actually pay

01:15:56.860 15% more

01:15:58.680 but the money

01:15:59.140 goes to like

01:15:59.900 him buying

01:16:01.000 a revolver

01:16:01.700 or something

01:16:02.120 I was going to

01:16:03.200 say

01:16:03.440 the percentage

01:16:06.000 off is the

01:16:06.740 percentage that

01:16:07.300 toad gives

01:16:07.980 to this show

01:16:08.980 so it's like

01:16:09.920 8%

01:16:10.920 what's also

01:16:13.940 weird is that

01:16:14.540 I also have

01:16:15.600 worked for

01:16:16.200 suicide hotline

01:16:17.000 because it's like

01:16:17.560 I know what

01:16:18.060 you're going

01:16:18.380 through man

01:16:18.920 you know

01:16:19.580 what I mean

01:16:19.960 I'm thinking

01:16:20.920 about doing

01:16:21.360 it right now

01:16:21.900 while you're

01:16:22.220 doing it

01:16:22.720 you would

01:16:24.480 you would

01:16:24.960 you would

01:16:25.500 definitely

01:16:25.720 push me

01:16:26.120 over the

01:16:26.380 edge

01:16:26.640 I think

01:16:31.340 it would

01:16:31.500 be the

01:16:31.740 opposite

01:16:32.060 he just

01:16:32.480 started telling

01:16:32.860 you about

01:16:33.160 his ailments

01:16:33.800 and you're

01:16:34.180 on the bridge

01:16:35.120 and you're

01:16:35.360 like you know

01:16:35.740 what

01:16:36.060 it's not

01:16:36.480 you're like

01:16:36.740 she ain't so bad

01:16:37.360 you do have

01:16:37.900 a worse life

01:16:38.400 you're like 0.97

01:16:40.500 you how old

01:16:41.120 and ain't seen 0.99

01:16:41.640 no pussy 1.00

01:16:42.100 fuck 1.00

01:16:42.640 do you want 1.00

01:16:45.280 me to talk

01:16:45.680 about this 1.00

01:16:45.980 woman's porn 0.77

01:16:46.500 or not 0.99

01:16:47.020 I couldn't

01:16:48.420 hear less

01:16:48.860 I want to

01:16:51.060 hear it

01:16:51.360 she's running 0.69

01:16:52.000 for state

01:16:53.640 congress I believe

01:16:54.520 in the state

01:16:55.060 of Virginia

01:16:55.660 all this stuff

01:16:56.720 came out that

01:16:57.280 she had an

01:16:58.420 OnlyFans

01:16:59.160 I think she

01:16:59.540 got rid of it

01:17:00.160 because this

01:17:00.560 came out

01:17:00.720 and this is

01:17:00.980 going to happen

01:17:01.360 by the way

01:17:01.660 I just want

01:17:01.920 to point out

01:17:02.200 this is going

01:17:02.600 to happen

01:17:02.860 so much more

01:17:03.640 often now

01:17:04.140 by the way

01:17:04.580 this is not

01:17:05.660 like a one

01:17:06.620 off thing

01:17:06.900 this is going

01:17:07.220 to be happening

01:17:07.520 what's crazy

01:17:08.140 about hers

01:17:08.640 is it's got

01:17:09.380 to be within

01:17:09.820 the past

01:17:10.280 48 months

01:17:11.780 or something

01:17:12.100 it's got to

01:17:12.640 be recent

01:17:12.980 within the last

01:17:14.120 year

01:17:14.580 so I found

01:17:15.500 a few of her

01:17:16.620 videos

01:17:17.080 probably not

01:17:17.760 all of them

01:17:18.260 there's going

01:17:19.920 to be a time

01:17:20.380 where you're

01:17:21.840 not going to

01:17:22.100 be able to

01:17:22.400 have a woman

01:17:23.340 senator or

01:17:23.840 congressman

01:17:24.260 and sometimes

01:17:25.060 men as well

01:17:25.860 that you don't

01:17:27.120 see their 1.00

01:17:27.480 gaping asshole 1.00

01:17:28.300 on the campaign 1.00

01:17:29.880 trail

01:17:30.160 you're telling me

01:17:30.860 that's not a

01:17:31.340 brighter future

01:17:32.080 he's part of

01:17:34.000 that

01:17:34.320 it's much

01:17:34.880 darker 0.98

01:17:35.260 the butthole 0.98

01:17:35.840 is really 0.98

01:17:36.180 dark

01:17:36.360 I'm running

01:17:37.720 from president

01:17:38.300 I genuinely

01:17:39.280 think it would

01:17:39.740 be the best

01:17:40.320 moment in

01:17:40.900 political history

01:17:41.660 if somehow

01:17:43.180 Larry Sinclair

01:17:44.580 egging on

01:17:45.980 Obama about

01:17:47.340 his peener

01:17:47.780 caused him to

01:17:48.540 somehow leak

01:17:49.780 the photo

01:17:50.320 kind of like 0.99

01:17:50.800 a fucking 1.00

01:17:51.240 Pocahontas 1.00

01:17:52.000 situation

01:17:52.700 but then it

01:17:53.740 would be

01:17:54.020 just like

01:17:56.020 his birth

01:17:56.320 certificate

01:17:56.640 no one would

01:17:57.160 believe it

01:17:57.680 they'd be like 1.00

01:17:58.180 fucking doctor 1.00

01:17:59.320 that isn't 1.00

01:17:59.800 an actual 0.98

01:18:00.300 cock 0.95

01:18:00.620 we get to

01:18:00.920 finally see

01:18:01.540 the black

01:18:02.060 bishop 0.99

01:18:02.440 also Toad

01:18:03.100 you're wrong

01:18:03.660 it's not

01:18:03.980 only fans

01:18:04.400 it was

01:18:04.600 chatterbait 0.98

01:18:05.180 that's

01:18:05.480 what I

01:18:05.660 how could I

01:18:06.780 get them

01:18:07.000 confused

01:18:07.400 it was

01:18:07.660 chatterbait 0.98

01:18:08.240 we are

01:18:11.340 on a

01:18:12.160 timeline

01:18:12.800 of where

01:18:13.320 somebody

01:18:13.720 is going

01:18:14.100 to be

01:18:14.760 in the

01:18:15.420 oval office

01:18:16.080 doing

01:18:16.740 only fans

01:18:17.500 like

01:18:18.400 legitimately

01:18:18.800 they're going

01:18:19.440 to give

01:18:19.820 the presidential

01:18:21.020 statement

01:18:21.360 or whatever

01:18:21.720 and then be

01:18:22.600 like

01:18:23.020 I'll see you

01:18:23.680 in five minutes

01:18:24.160 on my only fans

01:18:24.740 and literally

01:18:25.220 just like 0.99

01:18:25.780 fucking going 1.00

01:18:26.960 to town 1.00

01:18:27.360 on their 1.00

01:18:27.600 asshole 1.00

01:18:27.960 or some 1.00

01:18:28.260 shit 0.98

01:18:28.400 like that 1.00

01:18:28.840 Josie is

01:18:30.120 correct 1.00

01:18:30.420 she fucked 1.00

01:18:31.400 her husband 1.00

01:18:33.100 on chatterbait

01:18:34.300 but I

01:18:34.960 mean

01:18:35.100 if anybody

01:18:35.660 wants to

01:18:36.080 know

01:18:36.240 what her

01:18:36.580 husband

01:18:36.820 looks like

01:18:37.400 or anything

01:18:37.660 like that

01:18:38.000 what his 1.00

01:18:38.260 cock looks 1.00

01:18:38.820 like 0.85

01:18:39.020 I could

01:18:39.240 tell you

01:18:39.900 I heard

01:18:40.200 that there's

01:18:40.540 more

01:18:40.840 I heard

01:18:41.260 that she

01:18:41.560 was like 1.00

01:18:42.060 fucking 1.00

01:18:42.740 other dudes 1.00

01:18:43.540 and even

01:18:44.580 though her

01:18:44.860 husband

01:18:45.060 was uncomfortable

01:18:45.660 with it

01:18:46.140 I didn't

01:18:46.600 know you're

01:18:47.700 thinking of

01:18:48.020 Lena

01:18:48.180 wasn't uncomfortable

01:18:48.940 or were they

01:18:49.320 just playing

01:18:49.820 into the act

01:18:50.480 like oh god

01:18:51.340 I'm so ashamed

01:18:52.300 I watched

01:18:53.120 I watched

01:18:53.740 every video

01:18:54.360 and it was

01:18:54.740 always her

01:18:55.100 husband in it

01:18:55.800 so all of

01:18:56.820 the video

01:18:57.140 I found

01:18:57.560 several I found

01:18:58.560 several videos

01:18:59.320 of hers and

01:18:59.880 it was always

01:19:00.440 her solo 0.82

01:19:01.260 or with her

01:19:02.420 husband

01:19:02.860 I just a

01:19:04.300 quick quick

01:19:04.840 plug I got

01:19:05.340 to get in

01:19:05.660 here the

01:19:06.500 Larry Sinclair

01:19:07.280 that interview

01:19:08.120 that Luke

01:19:08.940 Rutkowski

01:19:09.280 and I did

01:19:09.720 on rumble

01:19:11.080 has 186,000

01:19:12.880 views so you

01:19:13.700 guys go check

01:19:14.320 that out if

01:19:14.680 you're watching

01:19:15.160 right anyways

01:19:15.620 keep going

01:19:16.100 almost as many

01:19:16.940 views as

01:19:17.960 day smith special

01:19:19.040 you trying to

01:19:23.140 burn bridges

01:19:23.720 bro

01:19:24.060 trying to

01:19:26.100 burn bridges

01:19:26.600 right

01:19:26.980 you know

01:19:28.280 we smith suckers

01:19:29.220 right

01:19:29.500 Dave smith special

01:19:32.520 by the way

01:19:32.920 which has

01:19:33.240 fewer views

01:19:34.120 than that

01:19:34.500 fabuloso

01:19:35.140 boiling video

01:19:35.880 are you going

01:19:40.900 to describe

01:19:41.260 the porn

01:19:41.640 like it's

01:19:42.060 just so much 0.99

01:19:42.480 fucking foreplay 0.99

01:19:43.600 just get to it 1.00

01:19:44.160 he just likes

01:19:44.280 to hear himself

01:19:45.000 talk 1.00

01:19:45.460 just fucking 1.00

01:19:46.160 go 0.99

01:19:46.460 this is the

01:19:47.120 problem

01:19:47.300 we give him

01:19:47.720 that platform

01:19:48.300 and we're like

01:19:48.720 we want to

01:19:49.100 know this

01:19:49.420 and he's like

01:19:49.820 oh they have

01:19:50.420 to know

01:19:50.720 I get to

01:19:51.400 like just

01:19:52.180 do whatever

01:19:52.620 I want

01:19:52.940 and then every

01:19:53.660 time he starts

01:19:55.560 over he says 1.00

01:19:56.100 the same fucking 1.00

01:19:56.720 shit 1.00

01:19:56.940 she's a congresswoman 1.00

01:19:58.600 running in

01:19:59.140 Virginia

01:19:59.520 go go

01:20:00.240 and he still

01:20:01.480 gets facts

01:20:02.520 wrong

01:20:02.800 he's like

01:20:03.060 it was only

01:20:03.420 fans like

01:20:03.800 it's chatterbait

01:20:05.000 and he was like 1.00

01:20:05.620 she was fucking 1.00

01:20:06.220 this dude 0.99

01:20:06.680 he's like

01:20:06.900 it's her husband

01:20:07.720 he's like 0.92

01:20:08.280 I just jerked 0.99

01:20:09.120 off I didn't 0.98

01:20:09.620 do any research

01:20:10.320 okay

01:20:10.600 I said it was

01:20:11.480 her husband

01:20:11.840 I should have

01:20:12.300 gotten the

01:20:12.740 platform right

01:20:13.580 since I'm

01:20:13.960 an expert in

01:20:14.580 this

01:20:14.800 I mean

01:20:15.800 this is

01:20:16.200 it's pretty

01:20:16.780 standard straight 0.64

01:20:17.660 porn to be honest 0.98

01:20:18.440 her husband 0.98

01:20:19.000 is like

01:20:19.440 an average

01:20:20.060 looking white

01:20:20.800 dude

01:20:21.020 he's got

01:20:21.300 a little bit

01:20:21.640 of chub to him

01:20:22.360 he's got

01:20:22.640 I would say

01:20:23.900 an above average 0.99

01:20:25.300 size cock 1.00

01:20:26.300 she sucks his 1.00

01:20:27.680 cock in some 1.00

01:20:28.260 of the videos

01:20:28.880 how big is

01:20:29.800 above average

01:20:30.340 to you

01:20:30.720 how big is

01:20:32.000 above average

01:20:32.620 four and a half

01:20:33.720 be careful

01:20:34.540 what you say

01:20:35.020 here Toad

01:20:35.360 this is 0.96

01:20:35.720 shut up 0.96

01:20:36.980 Toad 0.99

01:20:37.200 well people

01:20:38.580 like to fact

01:20:39.240 check me 0.99

01:20:39.620 on dick size 1.00

01:20:40.280 when I do 1.00

01:20:40.620 these porn 0.90

01:20:41.060 videos

01:20:41.380 and I tend

01:20:41.780 to get it

01:20:42.160 wrong

01:20:42.540 because I'm

01:20:43.220 not looking 1.00

01:20:43.820 at his cock 0.99

01:20:44.320 to be honest 1.00

01:20:44.720 but I would

01:20:45.380 guess he's

01:20:45.860 packing

01:20:46.120 why are you

01:20:46.400 lying

01:20:46.700 you just

01:20:47.320 described his 1.00

01:20:48.360 cock 1.00

01:20:48.620 you fucking 1.00

01:20:49.080 lying 1.00

01:20:49.440 I think

01:20:50.160 he's packing

01:20:51.460 about seven

01:20:52.820 somewhere in

01:20:53.460 that ballpark

01:20:54.260 respectable

01:20:54.700 technically

01:20:57.400 that is above

01:20:59.000 average

01:20:59.460 I would say

01:21:00.040 that's also

01:21:00.480 like

01:21:00.840 in the same

01:21:02.020 way that

01:21:03.180 LeBron James

01:21:04.300 is also above

01:21:05.240 average at

01:21:05.620 playing basketball

01:21:06.640 like

01:21:06.880 her husband

01:21:09.880 is the LeBron 1.00

01:21:10.780 of porn 0.98

01:21:11.700 if you 0.98

01:21:12.420 have an

01:21:12.760 issue

01:21:12.980 with a

01:21:13.220 seven

01:21:13.460 inch

01:21:13.660 peener

01:21:13.960 as a

01:21:14.300 lady

01:21:14.440 that's

01:21:14.880 your

01:21:15.100 fault

01:21:15.480 not

01:21:15.740 the

01:21:15.920 wiener's

01:21:16.320 fault

01:21:16.540 is he

01:21:19.860 nice and

01:21:20.420 shaved

01:21:20.660 or does

01:21:20.940 he have

01:21:21.220 like

01:21:21.460 husband

01:21:23.200 bush

01:21:23.540 I think

01:21:24.380 he trims

01:21:25.320 it down

01:21:26.380 he wasn't

01:21:27.460 looking at 0.99

01:21:27.780 the dick 1.00

01:21:28.100 though 1.00

01:21:28.340 keep going

01:21:29.180 circumcised 0.99

01:21:32.060 uncircumcised 0.98

01:21:32.760 Toad

01:21:33.580 good question

01:21:34.200 so he's a 1.00

01:21:36.260 fucking Jew 1.00

01:21:36.720 did he have 1.00

01:21:39.100 an impressive

01:21:39.960 head to the 1.00

01:21:40.460 cock 0.99

01:21:40.740 how was the

01:21:41.380 girth

01:21:42.000 did he have 1.00

01:21:43.860 pencil dick 1.00

01:21:44.260 was it 1.00

01:21:44.500 seven inch

01:21:44.840 pencil

01:21:45.140 not pencil 1.00

01:21:46.360 dick 0.98

01:21:46.660 it was 0.66

01:21:46.940 veiny

01:21:47.400 or

01:21:47.800 kind of

01:21:48.580 like

01:21:48.700 baggy

01:21:49.040 decent

01:21:49.280 amount

01:21:50.000 of

01:21:50.140 girth

01:21:50.420 to it

01:21:50.680 he's a

01:21:51.120 little bit

01:21:51.380 old

01:21:51.780 so

01:21:52.080 like

01:21:52.320 maybe

01:21:53.360 maybe

01:21:53.620 a little

01:21:53.900 bit

01:21:54.040 more

01:21:54.220 on the

01:21:54.460 baggy

01:21:54.940 side 1.00

01:21:55.320 this nigga 1.00

01:21:56.360 said 0.99

01:21:56.640 I didn't

01:21:57.200 pay

01:21:57.360 attention

01:21:57.720 to the 1.00

01:21:58.020 dick 1.00

01:21:58.280 you know 0.99

01:21:58.920 everything

01:21:59.520 about

01:21:59.960 this

01:22:00.200 dude's 1.00

01:22:00.540 dick 1.00

01:22:00.700 everything 0.88

01:22:01.620 here's

01:22:02.260 the next

01:22:02.500 one

01:22:02.800 yeah

01:22:03.040 yeah

01:22:03.180 but

01:22:03.300 my

01:22:03.460 what was

01:22:03.780 her 1.00

01:22:03.860 vagina 1.00

01:22:04.140 like 0.93

01:22:04.400 was

01:22:04.540 it

01:22:04.660 lippy

01:22:04.920 and he

01:22:05.440 goes

01:22:05.700 there's

01:22:12.880 at least

01:22:13.120 one

01:22:13.380 video

01:22:13.620 where

01:22:13.820 he 1.00

01:22:14.020 fucks 1.00

01:22:14.460 her 1.00

01:22:14.560 and

01:22:14.660 then

01:22:14.740 he

01:22:14.840 kind

01:22:15.040 of

01:22:15.160 like

01:22:15.320 leaves

01:22:15.640 the

01:22:15.840 shot

01:22:16.160 and

01:22:16.300 she's

01:22:16.500 just

01:22:16.660 laying

01:22:16.900 down

01:22:17.120 on

01:22:17.220 the

01:22:17.320 bed

01:22:17.520 and

01:22:17.640 you

01:22:17.780 got

01:22:17.900 the

01:22:18.020 camera

01:22:18.300 like

01:22:18.500 right

01:22:18.800 in

01:22:18.940 her 1.00

01:22:19.060 pussy 1.00

01:22:19.340 she's 1.00

01:22:19.820 got

01:22:19.940 a

01:22:20.080 pretty

01:22:20.220 decent 1.00

01:22:20.560 pussy 1.00

01:22:20.920 for 1.00

01:22:21.200 an

01:22:21.740 older

01:22:21.980 woman 0.99

01:22:22.280 it's

01:22:23.960 not

01:22:24.240 that

01:22:24.440 meaty

01:22:24.760 it's

01:22:24.960 it's

01:22:25.520 wild

01:22:25.980 it's

01:22:26.240 wild

01:22:26.700 it's

01:22:27.420 wild

01:22:27.920 it's

01:22:28.060 wild

01:22:28.240 to

01:22:28.360 even

01:22:28.540 imagine

01:22:28.960 what

01:22:29.260 to

01:22:29.460 you

01:22:29.760 is

01:22:30.060 a

01:22:30.160 decent 1.00

01:22:30.520 pussy 1.00

01:22:30.920 like 1.00

01:22:31.920 like

01:22:35.700 bit

01:22:36.040 I

01:22:36.240 think

01:22:36.400 we

01:22:36.520 could

01:22:36.660 do

01:22:36.820 this

01:22:37.040 guys

01:22:37.320 but

01:22:37.920 you

01:22:38.260 know

01:22:38.360 what

01:22:38.500 it

01:22:38.640 just

01:22:38.880 can't

01:22:39.100 be

01:22:39.200 any

01:22:39.460 fans

01:22:39.960 so

01:22:40.560 Raven

01:22:41.380 says

01:22:41.680 I

01:22:42.240 want

01:22:42.440 a

01:22:42.560 segment

01:22:42.800 where

01:22:43.040 toad

01:22:43.280 rates

01:22:43.620 fans 1.00

01:22:44.040 dick 1.00

01:22:44.400 pics

01:22:44.640 can you

01:22:45.100 at least

01:22:45.440 mix

01:22:45.680 some 1.00

01:22:45.860 tits 0.99

01:22:46.200 in there

01:22:46.500 with it

01:22:46.780 nope 0.99

01:22:47.060 all dicks 1.00

01:22:48.060 and if 1.00

01:22:49.380 you're

01:22:49.560 a female 0.98

01:22:50.240 viewer

01:22:50.540 just send

01:22:51.300 your

01:22:51.420 significant

01:22:51.780 other's 1.00

01:22:52.180 dick 1.00

01:22:52.340 we don't 0.99

01:22:52.660 want

01:22:52.840 him

01:22:53.580 to

01:22:53.740 enjoy

01:22:54.000 this

01:22:54.200 at

01:22:54.320 all

01:22:54.400 you

01:22:54.480 have

01:22:55.480 to

01:22:55.600 do

01:22:55.760 it

01:22:55.920 with

01:22:56.080 the

01:22:56.720 newspaper

01:22:57.460 it's

01:22:59.360 gotta

01:22:59.520 be

01:22:59.680 it's

01:22:59.940 gotta

01:23:00.080 be

01:23:00.220 like

01:23:00.360 a

01:23:00.480 sign

01:23:00.700 like

01:23:00.920 something

01:23:01.220 written

01:23:01.660 yeah

01:23:02.300 yeah

01:23:02.480 it has

01:23:02.700 to be

01:23:02.880 dated

01:23:03.200 that we

01:23:03.700 know

01:23:04.080 that it's

01:23:05.020 actually

01:23:05.300 your 1.00

01:23:05.580 dick 1.00

01:23:05.820 and not

01:23:06.140 just

01:23:06.340 yeah

01:23:06.740 and you gotta

01:23:07.240 pay us

01:23:07.780 you gotta be

01:23:08.300 subscribers

01:23:08.800 you can't

01:23:09.220 just

01:23:09.400 my

01:23:09.560 favorite

01:23:10.560 video

01:23:10.960 just

01:23:11.820 bombard 0.91

01:23:12.340 toad 0.89

01:23:12.720 you don't

01:23:13.060 have to

01:23:13.280 pay us 1.00

01:23:13.580 shit 1.00

01:23:13.740 just 1.00

01:23:14.080 bombard 0.91

01:23:14.580 toad

01:23:14.860 with 1.00

01:23:15.000 dick pics 0.99

01:23:15.580 no

01:23:15.800 you have

01:23:16.340 to pay

01:23:16.760 us

01:23:17.000 if you

01:23:17.320 want to

01:23:17.560 show us

01:23:17.900 if you

01:23:18.340 want to

01:23:18.520 show

01:23:18.640 toad

01:23:18.900 your 1.00

01:23:19.020 dick 1.00

01:23:19.220 you gotta 0.99

01:23:19.500 pay

01:23:19.780 us

01:23:19.920 at least

01:23:20.180 five

01:23:20.380 dollars

01:23:20.660 you can

01:23:22.760 bombard 0.98

01:23:23.520 them 0.99

01:23:23.680 with 1.00

01:23:23.840 dicks 0.99

01:23:24.180 to get 0.84

01:23:24.800 it

01:23:24.920 rated

01:23:25.440 you have

01:23:25.840 to pay

01:23:26.120 us

01:23:26.380 that's

01:23:26.920 the

01:23:27.020 difference

01:23:27.320 there

01:23:27.600 you want

01:23:28.960 I don't

01:23:29.260 give a 0.99

01:23:29.560 fuck 0.99

01:23:29.800 how do 1.00

01:23:32.100 we

01:23:32.540 confirm

01:23:33.040 that they're

01:23:33.400 paying

01:23:33.780 I don't

01:23:34.040 know

01:23:34.620 they have

01:23:36.500 to have

01:23:36.840 the money

01:23:38.380 in the

01:23:38.860 shot

01:23:39.220 my

01:23:40.100 favorite

01:23:40.780 video

01:23:41.300 of

01:23:42.420 Susanna

01:23:42.860 her husband

01:23:43.360 there's one

01:23:44.040 video

01:23:44.320 where he

01:23:44.680 throws her 1.00

01:23:45.620 down

01:23:45.820 in the

01:23:46.000 bed

01:23:46.220 and he 1.00

01:23:46.440 sucks 1.00

01:23:46.720 her 1.00

01:23:46.940 titties 0.99

01:23:47.400 I like 0.92

01:23:50.000 that

01:23:50.240 hold on

01:23:53.480 wait

01:23:53.700 would you

01:23:54.340 rate

01:23:54.560 let's do

01:23:55.000 this 1.00

01:23:55.240 shit 1.00

01:23:55.440 man 0.99

01:23:55.640 rate

01:23:56.000 the

01:23:56.220 fans 1.00

01:23:56.560 dick 1.00

01:23:56.840 and then

01:23:57.540 they

01:23:57.700 come on

01:23:58.100 the show

01:23:58.460 and then

01:23:59.540 they come

01:23:59.820 on the

01:24:00.040 show

01:24:00.260 if like

01:24:00.720 you'll

01:24:01.580 rate

01:24:01.720 three

01:24:01.980 in one

01:24:04.080 show

01:24:04.400 the best

01:24:05.340 one

01:24:05.500 they come

01:24:05.840 on and

01:24:06.180 I have

01:24:06.420 to tell

01:24:06.700 them to

01:24:07.040 their

01:24:07.240 face

01:24:07.580 we should

01:24:08.480 do a

01:24:08.800 nicest 0.99

01:24:09.180 dick 1.00

01:24:09.600 contest

01:24:10.140 by the

01:24:13.200 way

01:24:13.560 toad

01:24:13.920 how was

01:24:14.560 he

01:24:14.760 finishing

01:24:15.040 inside

01:24:16.060 of her

01:24:16.320 it was

01:24:16.520 a tournament

01:24:16.820 because

01:24:17.640 yeah

01:24:18.040 dude

01:24:18.440 they're

01:24:18.980 married

01:24:19.660 like

01:24:19.900 I think

01:24:20.080 she's

01:24:20.360 beyond

01:24:20.840 that

01:24:21.160 age

01:24:21.520 so

01:24:21.680 he's

01:24:21.880 raw

01:24:22.180 dogging

01:24:22.560 it

01:24:22.680 he's

01:24:22.880 he's

01:24:23.080 finished

01:24:23.300 the

01:24:24.080 nicest 1.00

01:24:24.760 dick 1.00

01:24:25.880 tournament

01:24:26.280 would be 1.00

01:24:27.140 fucking 1.00

01:24:28.240 how many 0.99

01:24:28.620 do we need

01:24:29.320 at least

01:24:29.600 16

01:24:30.020 right

01:24:30.300 yeah

01:24:30.540 and that

01:24:30.820 way

01:24:30.980 you don't

01:24:31.240 want to

01:24:31.420 I feel like

01:24:31.840 this is

01:24:32.160 like

01:24:32.340 kind of

01:24:32.600 content

01:24:32.840 you don't

01:24:33.060 want to

01:24:33.200 overload

01:24:33.540 no we're

01:24:34.040 not doing

01:24:34.420 brackets

01:24:34.880 anymore

01:24:35.160 you talk

01:24:35.540 about this

01:24:35.780 like five

01:24:36.140 to ten

01:24:36.420 minutes

01:24:36.680 and then

01:24:36.960 he'll

01:24:37.260 tell us

01:24:37.540 about a

01:24:37.760 different

01:24:37.960 couple 0.99

01:24:38.280 dicks 0.99

01:24:38.540 every week

01:24:39.020 and we'll

01:24:39.280 be like

01:24:39.640 we'll

01:24:40.360 kind of

01:24:40.680 take his

01:24:41.000 word for

01:24:41.380 him

01:24:41.440 like

01:24:41.600 I don't

01:24:41.860 know

01:24:42.000 you

01:24:42.140 described

01:24:42.500 Ryan's 1.00

01:24:42.980 dick 1.00

01:24:43.100 but this 0.57

01:24:44.600 one had

01:24:44.820 more girth

01:24:45.320 so I

01:24:45.680 don't

01:24:45.860 know

01:24:46.040 you need

01:24:46.300 like a

01:24:47.660 rating

01:24:48.060 scale

01:24:48.420 toad

01:24:48.680 you need

01:24:49.000 to have

01:24:49.380 like

01:24:49.780 you go

01:24:50.940 like

01:24:51.140 girth

01:24:51.660 out of

01:24:52.020 five

01:24:52.300 points

01:24:52.680 like

01:24:52.900 you got

01:24:53.140 like a

01:24:53.380 three

01:24:53.540 out of

01:24:53.740 five

01:24:53.960 girth

01:24:54.240 like

01:24:54.380 you need

01:24:54.660 to go

01:24:54.860 down

01:24:55.180 I'm

01:24:55.540 rating

01:24:56.000 them by

01:24:56.300 race

01:24:56.760 by the

01:24:57.080 way

01:24:57.200 so

01:24:57.340 it's

01:24:57.500 no

01:24:57.800 no

01:24:58.160 I want

01:24:58.540 you to

01:24:58.760 rate

01:24:58.940 them

01:24:59.080 by

01:24:59.240 deliciousness

01:25:00.240 that's

01:25:00.560 it

01:25:00.740 I

01:25:01.900 want

01:25:02.040 it

01:25:02.120 to

01:25:02.200 go

01:25:02.300 that's

01:25:02.860 one

01:25:02.940 of

01:25:03.020 the

01:25:03.080 miscellaneous

01:25:03.740 ratings

01:25:04.680 I

01:25:05.840 want

01:25:06.160 the

01:25:06.580 exclusive

01:25:07.180 rating

01:25:07.640 parameter

01:25:08.180 to be

01:25:08.580 deliciousness

01:25:09.240 and you

01:25:09.720 have to

01:25:09.960 describe

01:25:10.240 how

01:25:10.440 delicious

01:25:10.820 our

01:25:11.120 fan sticks

01:25:11.580 are

01:25:11.960 is it

01:25:12.660 yummy

01:25:13.020 or

01:25:13.280 scrumdiddly

01:25:13.800 umptious 1.00

01:25:14.200 fucking 0.99

01:25:17.520 perfect 1.00

01:25:18.220 oh my

01:25:19.200 god

01:25:19.600 scrumd

01:25:20.300 yo

01:25:20.960 for real

01:25:24.140 honestly

01:25:24.500 I feel

01:25:26.100 like we

01:25:26.320 could do

01:25:26.580 this

01:25:26.740 if it's

01:25:27.020 a

01:25:27.120 bracket

01:25:27.440 at the

01:25:27.820 end

01:25:28.080 just

01:25:28.700 letting

01:25:28.960 them

01:25:29.140 come

01:25:29.320 on

01:25:29.440 the

01:25:29.540 show

01:25:29.680 might

01:25:29.900 not

01:25:30.100 be

01:25:30.280 enough

01:25:30.560 of

01:25:30.680 a

01:25:30.800 prize

01:25:31.040 we

01:25:31.200 got

01:25:31.340 to

01:25:31.400 have

01:25:31.520 some

01:25:31.680 kind

01:25:31.860 of

01:25:31.960 a

01:25:32.080 prize

01:25:32.500 it's

01:25:32.760 more

01:25:33.040 if

01:25:34.240 you

01:25:34.360 win

01:25:35.100 the

01:25:35.240 nicest 1.00

01:25:35.580 dick 1.00

01:25:35.880 contest

01:25:36.200 you're

01:25:36.520 going

01:25:36.660 to

01:25:36.740 win

01:25:37.140 and

01:25:37.460 toad

01:25:37.720 this is

01:25:38.140 not

01:25:38.320 the

01:25:38.580 biggest 1.00

01:25:39.060 dick 0.99

01:25:39.320 contest

01:25:39.840 it's

01:25:41.020 the

01:25:41.200 nicest

01:25:41.700 very

01:25:43.040 important

01:25:43.860 and by

01:25:44.160 nicest

01:25:44.460 we mean

01:25:45.160 most

01:25:45.640 delicious

01:25:45.980 I'm not

01:25:46.780 a size

01:25:47.220 queen 0.69

01:25:48.180 someone

01:25:50.800 clip

01:25:51.280 that

01:25:51.560 please

01:25:52.180 I'm not

01:25:56.700 a

01:25:56.900 size

01:25:57.960 queen 0.69

01:25:58.400 oh my

01:25:59.720 god

01:26:00.080 by the

01:26:00.460 way

01:26:02.660 I

01:26:02.780 way

01:26:07.360 I

01:26:08.600 time

01:26:09.620 it's

01:26:09.800 like

01:26:10.060 being

01:26:10.580 in

01:26:10.740 a

01:26:10.940 stand

01:26:11.400 up

01:26:11.700 night

01:26:11.900 club

01:26:12.080 it's

01:26:12.260 beautiful

01:26:12.960 anyways

01:26:13.460 let's

01:26:14.380 please

01:26:14.620 minimize

01:26:14.980 this

01:26:15.300 this

01:26:15.600 this

01:26:16.400 is

01:26:16.500 done

01:26:16.720 toad

01:26:17.220 we

01:26:18.180 haven't

01:26:18.980 done

01:26:19.120 clip

01:26:19.300 corner

01:26:19.520 in

01:26:19.700 a

01:26:19.760 while

01:26:19.860 we

01:26:20.020 have

01:26:20.120 a

01:26:20.200 little

01:26:20.280 bit

01:26:20.440 of

01:26:20.640 time

01:26:20.720 left

01:26:21.040 I

01:26:21.300 want

01:26:21.460 to

01:26:21.560 do

01:26:21.620 some

01:26:21.740 clip

01:26:21.960 corner

01:26:22.220 real

01:26:22.440 quick

01:26:22.720 I

01:26:22.980 want

01:26:23.220 to

01:26:23.340 talk

01:26:23.520 you

01:26:23.820 guys

01:26:24.120 messed

01:26:24.440 up

01:26:24.600 the

01:26:24.740 whole

01:26:24.940 premise

01:26:25.280 of

01:26:25.400 the

01:26:25.520 fit

01:26:25.720 fat

01:26:26.000 thing

01:26:26.300 oh

01:26:26.520 yeah

01:26:26.700 correct

01:26:27.340 us

01:26:27.540 go ahead

01:26:27.800 this is

01:26:28.220 so weird

01:26:28.660 hold on

01:26:30.540 hold on

01:26:30.880 guys

01:26:31.180 wait

01:26:31.520 wait

01:26:32.340 wait

01:26:32.500 wait

01:26:32.660 we can

01:26:33.120 talk

01:26:33.320 about

01:26:33.560 this

01:26:33.880 or

01:26:34.040 we

01:26:34.160 can

01:26:34.260 talk

01:26:34.420 about

01:26:34.580 aliens

01:26:35.040 because

01:26:35.620 jose's

01:26:35.920 on a

01:26:36.080 time

01:26:36.280 limit

01:26:36.480 what

01:26:36.820 are we

01:26:36.960 doing

01:26:37.060 here

01:26:37.660 let

01:26:38.280 jose do

01:26:41.360 his 1.00

01:26:41.520 shit 1.00

01:26:41.740 and then 1.00

01:26:42.260 let him

01:26:42.720 do his

01:26:43.300 thing

01:26:43.500 this is

01:26:44.040 quick

01:26:44.280 you guys

01:26:44.840 did

01:26:45.060 this

01:26:45.240 whole

01:26:45.420 like

01:26:45.640 a

01:26:45.820 fit

01:26:46.080 five

01:26:46.540 or

01:26:46.820 a

01:26:47.020 fat

01:26:47.260 five

01:26:47.620 my

01:26:48.180 whole

01:26:48.480 point

01:26:48.820 was

01:26:49.040 I

01:26:49.180 saying

01:26:49.480 by

01:26:50.000 the

01:26:50.240 virtue

01:26:50.580 of

01:26:50.860 being

01:26:51.100 a

01:26:51.280 butter

01:26:51.460 in

01:26:51.780 a

01:26:51.900 threesome

01:26:52.240 you

01:26:52.520 are

01:26:52.680 no

01:26:52.860 longer

01:26:53.180 a

01:26:53.360 five

01:26:53.920 you're

01:26:54.180 probably

01:26:54.740 like

01:26:54.880 a

01:26:54.960 six

01:26:55.140 unless

01:26:55.780 you

01:26:56.300 have

01:26:56.400 an

01:26:57.140 abbo

01:26:57.600 face

01:26:57.980 or

01:26:58.100 some 1.00

01:26:58.320 shit 1.00

01:26:58.580 if 1.00

01:26:59.000 you're

01:26:59.140 kind

01:27:18.480 point

01:27:18.860 was

01:27:19.180 that

01:27:19.480 the

01:27:19.960 fact

01:27:20.720 that

01:27:20.860 it's

01:27:21.000 in

01:27:21.120 a

01:27:21.240 threesome

01:27:21.580 makes

01:27:22.200 the

01:27:22.520 scale

01:27:23.980 automatically

01:27:24.840 increase

01:27:25.140 I was

01:27:25.320 making

01:27:25.540 separate

01:27:25.980 points

01:27:26.260 but

01:27:26.420 that

01:27:26.620 is

01:27:26.820 another

01:27:27.040 point

01:27:27.260 I was

01:27:27.440 making

01:27:27.680 as well

01:27:27.980 yes

01:27:28.280 I'm not

01:27:28.940 sure

01:27:29.040 but

01:27:29.180 if

01:27:29.740 you

01:27:29.840 have

01:27:29.940 two

01:27:30.180 fives

01:27:30.900 in

01:27:31.160 a

01:27:31.300 threesome

01:27:31.780 does

01:27:32.240 that

01:27:32.440 does

01:27:32.720 that

01:27:32.820 become

01:27:33.060 more

01:27:33.440 than 1.00

01:27:33.660 fucking 1.00

01:27:34.100 a 1.00

01:27:34.260 ten

01:27:34.460 yes

01:27:34.700 there's

01:27:35.220 got

01:27:35.320 to

01:27:35.360 be

01:27:35.440 a

01:27:35.540 law

01:27:35.700 of

01:27:35.800 diminishing

01:27:36.140 returns

01:27:36.480 you

01:27:36.620 can't

01:27:36.800 exceed

01:27:37.040 10

01:27:37.360 you

01:27:37.600 know

01:27:37.740 like

01:27:37.980 so

01:27:38.220 you

01:27:38.540 have

01:27:38.640 be

01:27:38.720 like

01:27:38.840 a

01:27:38.940 9.8

01:27:39.580 or

01:27:39.680 something

01:27:39.800 no

01:27:39.900 but 1.00

01:27:40.080 fucking 0.99

01:27:40.420 two 1.00

01:27:40.640 fives

01:27:41.080 is

01:27:41.240 like 1.00

01:27:41.420 fucking 0.99

01:27:41.800 like 1.00

01:27:42.780 an

01:27:42.920 eight

01:27:43.080 just

01:27:43.520 because

01:27:44.960 it's

01:27:45.320 a

01:27:45.440 threesome

01:27:45.880 you're

01:27:46.300 saying

01:27:46.600 that

01:27:46.960 it's

01:27:47.100 like

01:27:47.220 an

01:27:47.320 eleven

01:27:47.760 no

01:27:48.580 you're 0.63

01:27:48.760 gay 0.99

01:27:48.960 Cole 0.99

01:27:49.220 you

01:27:50.160 you

01:27:50.500 literally

01:27:51.420 just

01:27:51.700 did

01:27:51.920 this

01:27:52.160 you

01:27:52.320 know

01:27:52.660 you

01:27:54.780 don't

01:27:58.980 have

01:27:59.160 to

01:27:59.260 make

01:27:59.540 it

01:27:59.680 real

01:28:00.140 it

01:28:00.460 was

01:28:00.600 just

01:28:00.780 a

01:28:00.940 thing

01:28:01.560 that

01:28:01.720 I

01:28:01.820 said

01:28:02.140 now

01:28:04.140 we're

01:28:04.420 here

01:28:04.820 you

01:28:06.820 made

01:28:07.000 it

01:28:07.120 awkward

01:28:07.380 not

01:28:07.560 me

01:28:07.760 yeah

01:28:09.720 I

01:28:09.840 want

01:28:09.960 to

01:28:10.020 see

01:28:10.100 I

01:28:10.320 have

01:28:10.520 clips

01:28:11.300 and

01:28:11.420 I

01:28:11.460 haven't

01:28:11.580 seen

01:28:11.780 clips

01:28:12.020 in a

01:28:12.220 long

01:28:12.420 time

01:28:12.800 and

01:28:13.140 I

01:28:13.260 sent

01:28:13.860 one

01:28:14.080 a

01:28:14.200 day

01:28:14.400 I

01:28:14.660 sent

01:28:14.800 that

01:28:14.960 one

01:28:15.160 of

01:28:15.360 a

01:28:15.420 guy

01:28:15.640 it's

01:28:15.940 not

01:28:16.040 even

01:28:16.160 what was

01:28:16.440 Jose's answer

01:28:17.120 what was your answer about this

01:28:18.520 it wasn't even an answer 1.00

01:28:19.640 if you fuck two sixes it's like fucking a 9.5 1.00

01:28:22.420 if you fuck two sevens you're fucking a 10 1.00

01:28:23.980 no so Jose would prefer a fat five or 1.00

01:28:26.800 I don't think you can

01:28:27.940 you can't reach

01:28:28.760 that was never the premise to begin with

01:28:29.740 I was saying I deny the existence of a fit five

01:28:32.880 also Clint

01:28:33.840 this is a

01:28:34.380 oh you're denying 0.96

01:28:34.980 yes if it five doesn't exist like I mean I guess yeah maybe there'd be some like aberrations some fucking outliers some bitches with some like legit abbo faces but then with a rockin bod like okay yeah that's hideous okay we can categorize that as a five but for the most part anyone any chick that has a fit like a fit body a good looking body 1.00

01:28:52.940 what if you're over a fit retard 0.99

01:28:53.940 you're over a five 0.92

01:28:54.620 yeah 0.99

01:28:55.000 fit retard 0.99

01:28:55.500 yeah over a five so that's a six

01:28:56.960 that's at least a six

01:28:59.720 yeah I mean you get some extra points for being a niche category

01:29:03.320 oh you see the cake on that tar 0.99

01:29:08.520 holy shit 0.99

01:29:09.420 Jack Burton has a good 0.98

01:29:10.500 she is six five

01:29:11.080 the math is total rating of chicks

01:29:13.160 times two times sixty percent

01:29:15.040 and I guess that kind of makes sense

01:29:17.040 yeah

01:29:17.740 okay sure

01:29:18.660 oh okay

01:29:20.380 hey don't don't

01:29:21.300 don't

01:29:21.460 but no but that doesn't count

01:29:22.820 that doesn't count

01:29:23.700 well I guess it would

01:29:24.640 no I'm kicking him out the chat

01:29:25.980 hold on

01:29:26.660 no

01:29:27.160 because somehow

01:29:29.400 but somehow you can't

01:29:30.800 but you can't

01:29:31.280 you shouldn't be able to get above a ten

01:29:32.560 because like two tens

01:29:33.440 technically now a twelve

01:29:34.800 that's insane though

01:29:35.680 because he's saying that two fives would be a twelve

01:29:37.980 really

01:29:38.600 no two fives is not a twelve

01:29:40.100 that's not what he's saying

01:29:41.220 yeah

01:29:41.420 yeah

01:29:41.840 oh wait

01:29:42.340 yeah that is

01:29:43.000 no two fives

01:29:43.860 two fives would be a ten times point six would be six

01:29:47.180 no no no

01:29:48.000 he said the total rating times two times point six

01:29:51.920 I think that's twelve

01:29:53.300 oh well then he's wrong

01:29:54.920 yeah

01:29:55.240 pull up some culture corner clips please

01:29:57.380 that's not what he meant

01:29:57.900 I only got the ones

01:29:59.420 I only got the ones that are in the dry

01:30:01.180 produce toad produce produce

01:30:03.320 it should mean that he means the rating of chicks

01:30:04.860 it should be the uh like

01:30:06.080 the average rating of the chicks

01:30:07.320 I think I think you total it

01:30:08.500 and you multiply it by point seven

01:30:09.600 so two fives equals a seven

01:30:11.240 go ahead

01:30:12.160 all right

01:30:13.480 we're just watching random clips

01:30:14.700 that we still have in the drive

01:30:15.740 so

01:30:16.080 oh I can't remember

01:30:17.260 I gotta remember this one

01:30:18.240 I don't even remember this one

01:30:20.920 what was that

01:30:29.980 was that a shark that hit them

01:30:35.180 I don't even know

01:30:36.720 I don't know

01:30:37.680 oh no the whole thing like blew up

01:30:42.000 it just blew up

01:30:43.100 it got torpedoed man

01:30:44.540 I love the kid is like vroom vroom 0.98

01:30:46.520 god damn it 0.96

01:30:49.680 I don't even remember 0.98

01:30:50.460 yo try and pause it

01:30:51.680 try and pause it when it explodes 1.00

01:30:52.840 I need to see this shit 1.00

01:30:53.680 how high did that lady go 1.00

01:30:55.320 oh my god

01:30:56.680 it looks like a whale

01:30:57.900 did a whale hit this

01:30:59.260 you see the fin or something in the back

01:31:01.380 no I just see like a legit explosion

01:31:03.600 no that's part of the jet scene

01:31:05.360 no that's Shamu dude

01:31:06.580 Shamu got him

01:31:08.240 I don't know

01:31:08.640 you think so

01:31:08.940 dude look at the

01:31:10.200 look at him just fly

01:31:11.520 I don't think a fin slacker would break up like that

01:31:12.240 it's breaking off

01:31:13.400 I agree with Tom

01:31:14.560 it did look like that 0.99

01:31:15.420 it looked like a fucking whale tail 0.99

01:31:16.620 but I'm pretty sure 0.99

01:31:17.580 that's just the back of it

01:31:18.780 exploding up there

01:31:19.660 yeah it's just like

01:31:20.420 the engine just exploded

01:31:22.320 while it was idling

01:31:23.440 dude you think

01:31:25.900 these people are dead right

01:31:27.060 oh yeah

01:31:27.780 no they landed in the water

01:31:28.800 no that's a fatality

01:31:30.320 it's not about where they landed

01:31:31.700 their spawns are snapped

01:31:33.420 that's not true

01:31:34.020 especially that little kid

01:31:35.860 they landed in the water

01:31:36.460 and they died from drowning

01:31:37.580 he's vroom vrooming in heaven

01:31:39.180 their pieces landed

01:31:40.780 they're fine

01:31:41.620 alright next one

01:31:43.420 next one 1.00

01:31:43.980 oh fuck man 1.00

01:31:45.120 what a bummer 1.00

01:31:47.340 dude what the fuck 1.00

01:31:51.140 what 0.99

01:31:51.620 this is my house

01:31:52.620 you're peeing on my trees

01:31:53.680 I just had to use the bathroom 0.75

01:31:54.900 you know I have a bathroom inside

01:31:56.520 what

01:31:57.100 I have a bathroom inside

01:31:58.700 why are you doing that to me

01:32:01.460 what did I do wrong to you

01:32:03.200 did you see me coming to your house and pissing 1.00

01:32:05.540 get the fuck out of here 1.00

01:32:06.900 no way dude 0.98

01:32:11.400 I mean it's clearly fake

01:32:12.440 it's not really

01:32:13.240 it's a fake but I thought it was such a good skit

01:32:15.120 like it's such a good bit

01:32:16.200 that I can't

01:32:17.420 don't play it again

01:32:18.340 we got it

01:32:18.780 but it was funny

01:32:19.660 piss in the mouth 0.90

01:32:20.120 that's a great 1.00

01:32:20.860 that's a great fucking bit 1.00

01:32:22.280 oh fuck 1.00

01:32:24.220 close culture corner is bombing today 1.00

01:32:26.380 let's do it

01:32:27.280 I like it

01:32:28.000 I like it

01:32:28.020 I'm not feeling it

01:32:32.060 two of them

01:32:34.500 two of them

01:32:34.900 what's the score

01:32:35.880 these are

01:32:38.280 these are some of my favorite 1.00

01:32:39.460 yo two of that bitch 1.00

01:32:41.340 say her body's dope 1.00

01:32:42.600 what is that

01:32:43.400 that's a good question

01:32:44.420 that would be a five 0.59

01:32:45.560 she would have to be a five 1.00

01:32:46.160 according to Jose

01:32:47.100 that's north of a five

01:32:48.240 that's a five Jose

01:32:49.280 no you're saying in a three way

01:32:50.420 no no no no

01:32:51.380 twins

01:32:53.500 you said a girl

01:32:55.360 you said a girl with a good body 1.00

01:32:56.920 with that face

01:32:58.200 is above a five

01:32:59.300 say it again

01:32:59.800 I think that's over a five

01:33:00.880 I wouldn't look that horse in the mouth

01:33:03.560 but

01:33:03.920 that's over a five 1.00

01:33:07.520 that shit is fucked 1.00

01:33:09.400 the brace is downgraded 1.00

01:33:10.960 it's a 5.5

01:33:11.920 I do want to explain this

01:33:13.500 this is one of my favorite genres

01:33:15.480 of videos

01:33:16.400 yeah just the top

01:33:16.880 top comment

01:33:17.900 it's where

01:33:19.200 or sometimes they'll scroll

01:33:20.520 and it's just like

01:33:21.560 some random video

01:33:22.260 and then people just in the comments

01:33:23.460 absolutely destroying them

01:33:24.760 like

01:33:25.040 it's some of my favorite

01:33:26.060 and also

01:33:26.520 there's been a new thing now

01:33:28.100 of

01:33:29.060 basically

01:33:30.100 people just say 0.98

01:33:31.380 little nigga 1.00

01:33:31.840 and they'll just be like 0.99

01:33:33.220 get a job little nigga 1.00

01:33:34.000 and then like 0.93

01:33:34.820 and it's just

01:33:35.680 thousands of comments like that

01:33:37.720 of just like

01:33:38.240 black culture is awesome

01:33:38.900 oh yeah 0.95

01:33:39.640 I've seen some insane ones 1.00

01:33:41.320 but like I'm gonna molest you little nigga 1.00

01:33:42.740 yeah yeah dude 1.00

01:33:43.400 crazy 0.98

01:33:44.700 but it's so fucking funny 0.97

01:33:46.720 can we talk about 0.98

01:33:47.460 black twitter real quick 0.84

01:33:48.320 did you guys see that

01:33:49.440 that thread that I was

01:33:50.420 I put you on this morning

01:33:51.560 yeah you gotta minimize this 1.00

01:33:52.920 I can't look at this bitch 1.00

01:33:53.680 this whole time 1.00

01:33:54.120 yeah this is wild to see 0.51

01:33:55.720 it's the face of a sex right there guys 0.88

01:33:57.120 it's the dread

01:33:57.840 so there's a bunch of 0.98

01:34:02.040 there's a bunch of black people

01:34:03.160 saying like 0.92

01:34:03.700 just regular stuff

01:34:05.220 and it's like

01:34:06.240 six million impressions

01:34:08.320 45 million impressions

01:34:09.940 and then you go to their profile

01:34:11.660 and they've got like

01:34:12.740 a thousand followers

01:34:13.580 and I'm like

01:34:14.680 how is this

01:34:15.660 blowing up so much

01:34:17.560 like what is going on here

01:34:19.200 did you see this

01:34:20.320 what is it that they're saying

01:34:21.600 what

01:34:21.880 I think

01:34:22.580 anything

01:34:22.920 nothing 0.86

01:34:23.820 I think that black tweets 1.00

01:34:24.320 all get uploaded by like 0.99

01:34:26.340 racists onto

01:34:27.800 like reddit 0.99

01:34:28.700 and shit like that 0.55

01:34:29.540 and it just makes people 0.99

01:34:30.800 go check it out

01:34:31.400 like that's

01:34:32.320 I don't know

01:34:32.800 otherwise I don't understand

01:34:34.080 why it's happening

01:34:34.500 they get the racist bump

01:34:35.900 I get it

01:34:36.500 because we're talking about it right now

01:34:39.520 yeah it's not all in the black community

01:34:41.180 like unless they're all just like 0.99

01:34:42.640 it's like cycling crazily through

01:34:45.100 like just nonsense

01:34:45.980 you'd be like

01:34:46.400 I made a chicken sandwich today playa

01:34:47.940 and there's like

01:34:48.620 tweet and there's like

01:34:49.400 five million views

01:34:50.300 and I was like

01:34:50.580 I don't understand

01:34:51.580 I don't get it

01:34:52.500 maybe Elon Musk

01:34:54.280 has come up with a clever way

01:34:55.800 to do reparations

01:34:57.440 via ex-payouts

01:34:58.340 yeah

01:34:58.920 you get 40 impressions

01:35:02.160 and the like

01:35:03.020 it'd be hilarious too

01:35:04.400 because none of them

01:35:06.420 can afford the blue check

01:35:07.620 so they're all just

01:35:08.540 looking at the house

01:35:09.560 it's all

01:35:10.060 oh good

01:35:12.420 alright

01:35:12.760 40 impressions

01:35:14.580 and the like

01:35:15.060 it's funny 1.00

01:35:15.580 alright fucking 0.98

01:35:16.400 let's play one more video 0.99

01:35:17.460 yeah

01:35:17.780 thank you

01:35:18.280 alright one more 0.99

01:35:19.000 god damn 1.00

01:35:19.820 look at that bitch 1.00

01:35:20.360 I don't want to 1.00

01:35:21.600 fucking 0.99

01:35:22.000 oh 1.00

01:35:22.560 that's even worse

01:35:24.000 no

01:35:24.580 that's a burn victim dog 0.96

01:35:26.160 here at Walmart

01:35:26.940 where I just

01:35:28.520 seem to fit right in

01:35:30.160 I think

01:35:30.580 oh my god

01:35:31.960 getting snacks

01:35:33.480 basically just getting snacks

01:35:34.940 that's wild

01:35:38.840 he seems like a nice guy

01:35:41.580 he's like

01:35:43.620 I seem to fit in guys

01:35:44.860 at Walmart

01:35:45.340 he literally

01:35:46.060 walked out of Fallout 4

01:35:47.860 into a Walmart

01:35:48.980 that's literally what he looks like

01:35:50.440 getting some snacks

01:35:51.660 getting some snacks

01:35:52.760 it's fascinating

01:35:53.660 because he seems

01:35:54.940 very down to earth 0.63

01:35:55.880 for an obvious monster

01:35:57.320 Jose

01:35:57.940 he's going to be down

01:35:59.020 in the earth

01:35:59.620 pretty soon

01:36:00.180 bangin' body

01:36:00.980 Jose

01:36:01.240 5 or more

01:36:02.700 I'm kind of looking

01:36:03.080 like a myth head body

01:36:04.180 but

01:36:04.480 okay no that

01:36:05.300 no no no

01:36:05.900 I'm saying bangin' body

01:36:07.140 that's the outlier

01:36:08.300 I'm talking about

01:36:08.980 that's worse than

01:36:09.980 Abbo face 1.00

01:36:10.520 that is nightmarish

01:36:11.860 Jose's like 0.99

01:36:13.180 4.9

01:36:14.240 it's like

01:36:16.500 that face

01:36:17.220 Scarlett Johansson's body

01:36:19.080 like right underneath it

01:36:20.220 that's a tough call

01:36:21.620 that's still a 7

01:36:22.580 dude

01:36:24.420 dude

01:36:24.980 if somebody had that face

01:36:26.820 and ScarJo's body

01:36:28.440 I would

01:36:28.820 I would let

01:36:29.700 that person 1.00

01:36:30.520 suck my cock 1.00

01:36:31.280 and then cum all over their face 1.00

01:36:32.600 because they need it 1.00

01:36:33.320 as like a soothing

01:36:34.160 I don't like that

01:36:35.240 you just said ScarJo

01:36:36.480 why

01:36:36.880 why

01:36:37.380 this is so

01:36:39.160 what

01:36:39.420 there wasn't

01:36:39.960 there wasn't a single

01:36:40.960 there wasn't a single syllable

01:36:42.260 in what you just said

01:36:43.160 that didn't upset me

01:36:44.480 to my

01:36:45.300 like my deepest core

01:36:46.740 of my being

01:36:47.400 it was so

01:36:48.020 it was so disturbing

01:36:48.960 all of it

01:36:49.580 it also wasn't

01:36:50.360 it wasn't even a joke

01:36:51.440 it wasn't even a joke

01:36:52.380 he was just like 0.98

01:36:53.020 I literally want to cum 0.94

01:36:54.100 it was a salve joke 0.97

01:36:57.480 for a burn victim

01:36:58.340 it's like

01:36:58.700 it was such a deep dive

01:36:59.860 it was so terrible

01:37:00.960 oh

01:37:01.380 JC

01:37:01.820 JC had a scar joke

01:37:03.340 that's what I'm saying

01:37:03.540 that's what bothered me the most

01:37:05.140 I can't believe you said that

01:37:06.280 no no no no

01:37:07.020 that's the joke

01:37:07.800 did he actually mean to do that

01:37:09.460 yeah

01:37:10.000 no hold on

01:37:11.040 I don't think he did

01:37:11.940 ScarJo was

01:37:12.480 stop

01:37:13.000 stop one second

01:37:14.100 Toad

01:37:14.780 be honest

01:37:15.280 when you said ScarJo

01:37:16.580 did you say it

01:37:17.140 because you watched TMZ

01:37:18.080 or were you making a clever pun

01:37:19.780 a pun

01:37:21.140 he's lying 1.00

01:37:21.920 you fucking 1.00

01:37:22.400 he's a fucking genius 1.00

01:37:23.960 he's a genius dude 1.00

01:37:25.680 a pun because

01:37:26.520 he's got scars 1.00

01:37:27.640 all over his fucking face 1.00

01:37:28.100 okay 1.00

01:37:28.380 I'm sorry

01:37:30.780 I'm so sorry

01:37:31.700 he wrote it out

01:37:32.440 he wrote it out

01:37:33.160 and he saw it

01:37:33.900 and his name is Joe

01:37:36.120 because he's an average Joe

01:37:37.840 oh my god 0.93

01:37:39.220 alright that was a little silly

01:37:40.560 he's literally

01:37:42.620 he's trying to

01:37:43.340 literally lie

01:37:44.020 my mind is like

01:37:45.500 processing it

01:37:46.260 as I'm like

01:37:46.740 he's like

01:37:47.520 you know how I do it

01:37:48.180 it's like

01:37:48.520 Clint I got one for you 1.00

01:37:50.200 he's a pathological liar 1.00

01:37:51.380 go ahead 1.00

01:37:51.740 he's

01:37:52.160 Toad

01:37:52.680 J.R. Smith

01:37:53.900 he feels like

01:37:55.140 when he's getting caught

01:37:55.840 like he'll hit a three

01:37:56.800 and then he'll be like 0.50

01:37:58.000 alright I'm just shooting 0.79

01:37:58.760 he's like 0.89

01:37:59.360 I'm just gonna keep shooting

01:38:00.160 and it's like

01:38:00.840 he'll turn around

01:38:01.560 during an air ball too

01:38:02.500 yeah

01:38:02.960 and he'll keep trying

01:38:05.800 to be like

01:38:06.320 Joe means

01:38:07.080 I was going for

01:38:07.760 average Joe as well

01:38:08.540 it's like dude

01:38:08.840 you didn't even have to

01:38:09.860 dude I'm like

01:38:11.880 I'm like Larry Bird 0.99

01:38:12.840 motherfucker 1.00

01:38:13.360 I'll just turn around 1.00

01:38:14.240 I know that 1.00

01:38:15.500 I know that shit went in 0.99

01:38:17.120 thank you Raven 0.99

01:38:17.940 I know

01:38:18.440 I know he is

01:38:19.280 he is always lying 1.00

01:38:20.180 that was a fucking banger 1.00

01:38:22.380 like if you came up 1.00

01:38:23.540 if it was accidental

01:38:24.600 I don't know how to feel

01:38:26.680 dude I'm so

01:38:27.660 I'm so good

01:38:29.280 I don't even have to try

01:38:30.240 I really hope that

01:38:31.600 Scarlett Johansson 0.63

01:38:32.340 it just spews out of my mouth

01:38:33.820 I really hope that

01:38:34.540 Scarlett Johansson

01:38:35.020 doesn't actually get

01:38:36.100 like some mutilating

01:38:37.300 body deformity

01:38:38.360 because I know

01:38:39.460 like Toad

01:38:39.980 is going to be in there

01:38:40.640 with Scar Joe

01:38:42.080 immediately

01:38:42.940 he'll be like

01:38:44.880 do you need any salve 0.99

01:38:45.820 I'll let you blow me 1.00

01:38:46.920 I'll come on your face 1.00

01:38:49.800 and it'll give you salve 1.00

01:38:51.320 so dumb 1.00

01:38:54.160 hey one more 1.00

01:38:55.620 because I'm on

01:38:56.780 I'm on a streak here

01:38:57.640 so I feel like I should

01:38:58.480 as long as I'm on a streak

01:38:59.400 we have to end on 0.98

01:39:00.420 something that sucks 0.95

01:39:01.180 go ahead 0.96

01:39:01.940 alright

01:39:02.720 something terrible

01:39:03.340 you know what

01:39:04.180 that is fair

01:39:04.640 I think maybe we should

01:39:05.660 let Cole go

01:39:06.560 until he hits a bummer

01:39:08.940 that's fun

01:39:09.960 oh this is crazy 0.99

01:39:12.900 that's a fucking bear 0.99

01:39:16.940 what is happening 1.00

01:39:17.900 I mean he's a faggot 1.00

01:39:20.900 Russians are insane 1.00

01:39:32.280 he just called his bear 1.00

01:39:34.300 from the forest

01:39:35.280 yeah 1.00

01:39:36.020 dude this is fucking 0.99

01:39:37.400 don't pause this 0.99

01:39:38.740 I want to see it

01:39:39.540 keep going

01:39:40.440 keep going

01:39:41.360 this is one of those

01:39:42.440 daggers standing 0.99

01:39:43.200 UFC 0.95

01:39:43.700 not listening Toad

01:39:45.000 listen

01:39:45.460 I had to get that out there

01:39:48.460 for the listeners

01:39:58.060 right now

01:39:58.620 there's a Russian

01:39:59.620 who has just called

01:40:00.600 a wild bear

01:40:01.820 from the forest

01:40:02.440 and he is now

01:40:03.100 in a standing grappling

01:40:05.040 match with it

01:40:05.700 for 45 seconds

01:40:07.180 getting more and more

01:40:08.580 aggravated

01:40:09.100 oh it's over

01:40:09.800 oh thank god

01:40:10.420 and also the guy 1.00

01:40:11.480 is a big motherfucker too 1.00

01:40:13.080 and that bear 1.00

01:40:14.360 stands up

01:40:15.340 and is like

01:40:16.040 what

01:40:16.320 7 feet tall

01:40:17.480 yeah

01:40:17.980 I mean probably

01:40:18.940 7 feet tall

01:40:20.100 probably 800 pounds

01:40:21.320 I like it's crazy

01:40:22.120 and he's literally

01:40:22.740 just like

01:40:23.340 you can hear him growling

01:40:24.900 and I think the guy

01:40:26.080 is growling too

01:40:26.880 if you watch his face

01:40:28.080 I think he's going like

01:40:29.380 like

01:40:30.800 I saw that

01:40:32.360 and I was like

01:40:32.820 this is

01:40:33.280 how is this

01:40:33.940 I don't know how

01:40:35.080 this hasn't been played

01:40:35.940 on Rogan already

01:40:36.680 with how much he loves 1.00

01:40:37.400 fucking bears 0.99

01:40:38.020 this is how 1.00

01:40:38.860 this is how 1.00

01:40:39.480 fucking the Russians 1.00

01:40:40.380 and Dagestanis 1.00

01:40:41.160 and shit 1.00

01:40:41.440 have taken over 1.00

01:40:41.940 the UFC 1.00

01:40:42.300 like they just do shit 1.00

01:40:43.380 and then they 1.00

01:40:43.980 then they go

01:40:44.500 and they jump

01:40:44.940 in the ice water

01:40:45.680 like they're just

01:40:46.200 out of their 1.00

01:40:46.540 fucking minds 1.00

01:40:47.120 like super soldiers 1.00

01:40:48.660 it really goes to show

01:40:50.460 it goes to show

01:40:52.040 how powerful wrestling is

01:40:53.160 because he kept

01:40:54.040 the underhooks

01:40:54.800 on that bear

01:40:55.360 and he was able

01:40:55.800 to control him

01:40:56.440 fairly well

01:40:57.080 giving up 700 pounds

01:40:58.940 this makes me think

01:40:59.920 I can actually 0.98

01:41:00.540 like kill a wolf 0.99

01:41:01.520 you know that 0.89

01:41:02.660 it was actually

01:41:03.760 it was

01:41:04.700 Khabib

01:41:05.720 Clint you're delusional 0.91

01:41:07.260 you can't kill a wolf 0.98

01:41:08.820 you couldn't kill 0.62

01:41:09.420 my dog probably 1.00

01:41:10.080 I could kill 0.99

01:41:11.280 an entire pack of wolves 1.00

01:41:12.340 he's gonna fuck 1.00

01:41:15.620 the wolves at least 1.00

01:41:16.560 yeah no I'll fuck them 1.00

01:41:17.820 I'll kill them 1.00

01:41:18.400 whatever I want to do 1.00

01:41:19.540 by the way

01:41:20.180 I do want to point this out

01:41:21.000 next time Clint's

01:41:21.820 in my house sleeping

01:41:22.580 I'm just gonna send

01:41:23.280 my dog in there

01:41:23.940 yeah send your dog

01:41:24.660 two bears one state

01:41:25.320 hey hey hey

01:41:26.260 if you send your dog

01:41:27.160 you ain't getting it back

01:41:28.280 I promise you that

01:41:29.340 if we had a Liam Neeson

01:41:31.520 type situation

01:41:32.320 like you see that movie

01:41:32.980 with the wolves

01:41:33.560 like and if I had

01:41:34.540 the proper tools

01:41:35.300 I think I stand a good chance

01:41:36.960 at defeating a pack of wolves

01:41:38.080 but now like

01:41:39.020 obviously in one blitz

01:41:40.060 all at once 1.00

01:41:40.460 I'm fucked 0.99

01:41:40.980 like that's not happening 1.00

01:41:41.940 oh no it doesn't even matter

01:41:43.080 they were like

01:41:43.900 this is obviously

01:41:44.720 a tamed and trained bear

01:41:45.900 I'm like

01:41:46.200 yeah it's a trained bear 0.99

01:41:47.440 you still don't fucking 0.98

01:41:49.000 like he's like 0.98

01:41:50.000 literally

01:41:50.340 bear hugging it

01:41:52.180 and like wrestling

01:41:53.320 and it's just growling

01:41:54.380 like I don't care

01:41:54.940 how trained a bear is

01:41:55.920 like I would never 0.97

01:41:56.660 fucking ever 0.88

01:41:57.920 like go up 1.00

01:41:59.040 and actually grab

01:42:00.020 like around it

01:42:01.000 and be like

01:42:01.500 for 45 seconds

01:42:01.600 I'm telling you

01:42:02.100 I was waiting

01:42:02.900 I was waiting for that video

01:42:04.360 for him to just

01:42:05.040 the bear to just grab him here

01:42:06.200 and go 1.00

01:42:06.420 fucking ripping your head off 1.00

01:42:09.280 I'm like yo 1.00

01:42:09.660 this is about to happen

01:42:10.420 for real

01:42:10.740 have a full on

01:42:11.360 Revenant moment 0.99

01:42:12.320 like he fucking 1.00

01:42:13.100 just gets fucked up 1.00

01:42:14.020 by this bear 1.00

01:42:14.580 Jesus

01:42:15.640 like it's

01:42:16.540 what's weird

01:42:17.380 is that

01:42:17.740 Khabib

01:42:18.520 Nergamedogadov

01:42:20.220 the guy that

01:42:21.040 was like

01:42:21.540 super super

01:42:22.440 unbeatable

01:42:23.120 Nergamedogadov

01:42:25.480 I can't say it 1.00

01:42:26.160 fuck 0.99

01:42:26.320 I used to be able to say it 1.00

01:42:27.080 Nergamedogadov

01:42:27.740 thank you

01:42:28.100 thank you

01:42:28.740 anyways

01:42:29.600 when he was like

01:42:31.660 on his rise

01:42:32.560 that's what

01:42:33.980 that's what Rogan

01:42:34.600 used to always say

01:42:35.180 is like

01:42:35.480 this guy trains

01:42:36.480 with bears

01:42:36.980 like that

01:42:37.460 so like

01:42:37.840 this is a

01:42:38.260 consistent thing

01:42:39.220 that they do

01:42:39.660 I don't know why

01:42:40.220 but that's what they do

01:42:40.980 it's pretty based 0.99

01:42:41.600 makes him the fucking best 0.99

01:42:42.800 in the fucking UFC 0.99

01:42:44.120 Nergamedogadov 0.99

01:42:45.200 god damn it 0.99

01:42:46.340 you can't do it either 0.99

01:42:47.200 and Sean Strickland

01:42:48.120 Sean Strickland

01:42:48.720 just wrestles with

01:42:49.480 crackheads 1.00

01:42:50.140 so and that's why

01:42:51.060 he just beats up 0.97

01:42:51.860 crackheads 1.00

01:42:52.260 that's why he can 0.50

01:42:52.660 beat up that

01:42:53.180 hentai watcher

01:42:54.320 Nergamedogadov

01:42:55.380 there we go

01:42:56.020 wasn't it either

01:42:57.720 that was it

01:42:58.440 Nergamedogadov

01:43:00.320 Nergamedogadov

01:43:02.380 do I deserve another one

01:43:03.520 or

01:43:03.700 Nergamedogadov

01:43:05.320 Nergamedogadov

01:43:07.320 I was waiting for it

01:43:09.420 you didn't say it

01:43:10.200 you didn't say it

01:43:10.720 with enough anger

01:43:11.360 I think I deserve

01:43:13.900 one more toad

01:43:14.480 we can end on that

01:43:15.220 I'll be at an hour 45

01:43:16.800 what

01:43:17.700 toad say it angry 1.00

01:43:19.040 what the fuck 0.99

01:43:20.320 have we been doing 0.98

01:43:20.980 one more video 0.93

01:43:22.320 shut up 1.00

01:43:24.120 you fucking nigger 1.00

01:43:25.180 no 1.00

01:43:26.160 what are you doing

01:43:28.680 no dude

01:43:29.520 stop

01:43:30.160 no

01:43:30.900 what are you doing

01:43:32.160 baby girl

01:43:33.100 what are you doing

01:43:33.840 this is too much

01:43:34.680 I wanted you to

01:43:35.280 tie it into

01:43:35.900 bitching live like this 1.00

01:43:37.620 tie it into

01:43:38.660 Nergamedogadov

01:43:39.420 you didn't even do the joke

01:43:40.420 you just said it angrily

01:43:41.600 oh my god

01:43:42.260 the next time you

01:43:42.680 and the next time you say a slur

01:43:44.140 toad

01:43:44.900 I mean I'm gonna have to 0.99

01:43:45.720 I'm gonna have to mute you

01:43:47.340 you said you wanted one more

01:43:48.840 one more video

01:43:51.640 go

01:43:51.980 oh I thought you meant

01:43:52.840 you wanted one more n-word

01:43:53.760 no

01:43:54.540 why would I want

01:43:55.460 one more

01:43:55.760 we're dealing with autism here people

01:43:58.080 wow

01:43:59.060 he goes

01:44:01.080 he goes

01:44:01.580 why wouldn't you

01:44:02.760 oh dude

01:44:04.860 this is

01:44:05.320 I say the n-word

01:44:06.540 people laugh

01:44:07.440 this is

01:44:08.260 this is

01:44:09.520 that Natalie chick 1.00

01:44:10.640 this is Natalie

01:44:11.440 from the

01:44:11.840 Muses Institute

01:44:12.700 that's a dude 1.00

01:44:19.060 what a fucking 1.00

01:44:27.860 ugly bitch 1.00

01:44:28.480 so anyway 1.00

01:44:29.380 I was dancing

01:44:30.140 in front of the

01:44:30.880 Georgia sign

01:44:31.660 and he was digging it

01:44:33.000 so I did

01:44:34.740 I did do a deep dive

01:44:35.880 on her

01:44:36.380 her whole thing

01:44:38.460 is this

01:44:39.000 she goes to different

01:44:40.360 like states

01:44:41.340 and she does this

01:44:42.240 in front of road signs

01:44:43.200 and like she just does

01:44:44.200 it like makes her boob 1.00

01:44:45.160 I don't even know 0.99

01:44:45.840 how you can make your boobs 0.96

01:44:46.960 bounce like that 0.99

01:44:47.600 I have

01:44:47.960 she has to

01:44:49.120 yeah 0.99

01:44:49.680 these titties 0.98

01:44:51.560 have danced 0.99

01:44:52.100 in front of

01:44:52.640 all 50 state signs

01:44:54.400 wait Cole 0.99

01:44:54.900 you can't make your titties 0.92

01:44:55.920 bounce yet 0.99

01:44:56.480 no but as a woman 0.99

01:44:58.300 making the boobs 1.00

01:44:59.080 bounce like that 0.93

01:44:59.840 can you make them bounce

01:45:00.960 do you think she has

01:45:03.580 like hydraulics 0.99

01:45:04.260 or some shit 0.98

01:45:05.300 no you Cole 1.00

01:45:05.920 can you do it

01:45:06.720 pectoral muscles 1.00

01:45:08.200 you dumb bitch 1.00

01:45:09.080 but you think 1.00

01:45:10.460 she has muscles 1.00

01:45:11.400 women are 1.00

01:45:12.920 women have pectoral muscles 1.00

01:45:14.280 too Cole

01:45:14.980 you think she got

01:45:15.940 them springs

01:45:16.500 like on a 60's

01:45:17.740 hoopty in LA

01:45:18.620 how you think

01:45:19.820 she's bouncing

01:45:21.100 she got a low rider

01:45:22.140 suspension in them 0.98

01:45:23.760 titties 0.98

01:45:24.040 how you think 0.95

01:45:25.320 she got the

01:45:26.360 implants underneath

01:45:27.260 the muscles

01:45:27.700 that's what happened

01:45:28.480 she's got the

01:45:29.200 hydraulics

01:45:30.200 oh I bet she has

01:45:31.860 mad grippy

01:45:32.860 I'm not even

01:45:33.720 gonna lie

01:45:34.240 she's got the

01:45:35.940 grippy

01:45:36.240 if you can find it

01:45:37.360 if you can find it

01:45:38.120 it's grippy 0.89

01:45:38.680 it's the stinky 0.91

01:45:41.500 grippy 0.57

01:45:41.900 but it's still grippy

01:45:42.720 so gross

01:45:46.100 Jose

01:45:46.480 Jose 0.60

01:45:46.940 your face is off

01:45:48.080 how many of those

01:45:49.700 would it take to make

01:45:50.500 like a 10

01:45:51.520 that's gross bro 0.72

01:45:55.400 that's gross

01:45:55.840 I think there's also

01:45:56.560 like you said

01:45:57.540 the diminishing returns

01:45:58.200 also the more women 1.00

01:45:59.360 you add

01:45:59.940 I don't think you can

01:46:01.280 get to 10

01:46:01.880 like it doesn't mean

01:46:02.440 like

01:46:02.680 oh no you can get

01:46:03.700 to 10

01:46:04.080 you can get to 10

01:46:05.220 but you can't get 1.00

01:46:06.180 to 10 with that bitch 1.00

01:46:06.940 ever 1.00

01:46:07.300 I feel like there

01:46:07.780 might be an inverse

01:46:08.760 like law to be

01:46:09.640 applied here

01:46:10.180 and that like

01:46:10.560 the uglier they get

01:46:11.560 the like the 0.96

01:46:12.160 the

01:46:12.860 yeah it just becomes

01:46:14.260 more horrifying

01:46:14.880 because like I feel

01:46:15.380 like

01:46:15.600 yeah exactly

01:46:17.440 so it's like it

01:46:18.220 becomes like

01:46:18.740 like two threes

01:46:19.740 becomes like a one

01:46:20.680 you know

01:46:21.240 if that makes sense

01:46:22.280 I think two threes

01:46:23.500 makes a five

01:46:24.160 two twos

01:46:24.880 makes a one

01:46:25.480 10 twos

01:46:27.640 make a negative 50

01:46:29.260 and you have to run

01:46:30.820 for your life

01:46:31.340 would you rather

01:46:32.200 be a virgin 1.00

01:46:32.740 or have to fuck 1.00

01:46:33.500 like two ones 1.00

01:46:35.780 like legitimate ones

01:46:36.980 skinny

01:46:37.540 not fad

01:46:38.760 not fad

01:46:39.480 you know how ugly 0.97

01:46:40.840 a skinny one is 0.99

01:46:41.880 do you know how ugly 0.99

01:46:43.200 a skinny one is 0.95

01:46:44.020 that is literally

01:46:44.760 like

01:46:45.120 like where

01:46:46.420 you almost want to

01:46:47.280 throw up when you see it

01:46:48.160 that's the worst

01:46:49.060 no no no

01:46:49.840 because ones

01:46:50.880 his point is that

01:46:54.080 the body's good

01:46:54.820 but it's still a one

01:46:55.880 no no no

01:46:56.340 the body's not

01:46:56.940 necessarily good

01:46:57.520 I was like

01:46:57.820 it's skinny

01:46:58.400 oh oh oh

01:46:58.960 just oh

01:46:59.440 so you mean 1.00

01:46:59.720 that tweaker bitch 1.00

01:47:00.360 that tweaker bitch 1.00

01:47:01.020 that we saw last month 1.00

01:47:02.160 because I feel like

01:47:03.500 like a one

01:47:04.800 if you point out

01:47:06.180 any one

01:47:06.700 on average

01:47:07.540 it's gonna be 1.00

01:47:07.880 a fat bitch 1.00

01:47:08.500 usually 1.00

01:47:09.100 it's gonna be

01:47:09.340 a fat sloppy

01:47:10.240 ugly like 0.99

01:47:10.980 my 800 pound 1.00

01:47:12.240 life bitch 1.00

01:47:12.800 that's a one 1.00

01:47:13.440 if it's a skinny one

01:47:15.260 that means you

01:47:16.180 cut out fat

01:47:17.220 like now you just have 0.96

01:47:18.380 the ugliest

01:47:19.600 106 0.99

01:47:20.460 the skinny one

01:47:21.660 is worse 0.93

01:47:22.060 sleepy clint

01:47:23.080 with a banner

01:47:23.720 it's so weird

01:47:26.560 seeing my face

01:47:27.360 asleep 1.00

01:47:27.880 in the fucking 1.00

01:47:28.560 chat 1.00

01:47:29.260 dude the skinny one

01:47:30.240 is worse

01:47:30.640 because it's like

01:47:31.180 you're almost like 1.00

01:47:31.800 fucking like a dick 1.00

01:47:32.960 or something 1.00

01:47:33.400 you're like sounding

01:47:34.220 I don't know

01:47:35.240 I don't know

01:47:35.820 what

01:47:37.960 explain yourself

01:47:42.200 I say

01:47:43.780 Jose can't 1.00

01:47:44.560 gorilla fuck 1.00

01:47:45.060 a skinny one 1.00

01:47:45.840 what did you mean

01:47:48.280 by that

01:47:48.520 look at his head

01:47:50.200 he's got the

01:47:52.460 cafe hat on dude

01:47:53.540 did I explain

01:47:54.300 the joke about

01:47:55.500 Jose and gorilla 1.00

01:47:56.880 fucking 1.00

01:47:57.200 that I told him 1.00

01:47:58.000 today

01:47:58.320 yes you just

01:47:59.380 did it earlier

01:48:00.060 did I actually

01:48:01.160 I don't think

01:48:01.660 I finished it

01:48:02.200 sorry

01:48:02.460 how stoned are you

01:48:03.440 no I'm not

01:48:04.580 stoned at all

01:48:04.960 I could remember

01:48:05.900 if I finished it

01:48:07.380 by telling

01:48:07.940 basically I told

01:48:08.740 Jose just say 1.00

01:48:09.480 fuck from now on 1.00

01:48:10.240 we understand 1.00

01:48:10.780 you mean gorilla 1.00

01:48:11.320 fuck 1.00

01:48:11.560 that's the only 1.00

01:48:12.260 way you do it

01:48:13.000 wasn't that good

01:48:13.960 of a joke

01:48:14.320 that required a

01:48:14.920 callback to

01:48:15.540 I didn't

01:48:16.800 I didn't think

01:48:17.420 I finished it

01:48:18.080 before

01:48:18.380 that's what I'm

01:48:18.700 saying

01:48:19.060 Jose could

01:48:19.720 absolutely 1.00

01:48:20.380 gorilla fuck 1.00

01:48:22.620 a one 1.00

01:48:22.940 he has

01:48:23.860 I'm almost

01:48:24.440 certain 1.00

01:48:24.700 he might kill her 0.99

01:48:26.160 but 0.98

01:48:26.460 I've had some

01:48:27.800 fours that were

01:48:28.540 sixes when I got

01:48:29.240 drunk enough

01:48:29.760 but

01:48:30.160 yeah for sure

01:48:30.980 what would a

01:48:33.520 one look like

01:48:34.180 oh no I can

01:48:35.720 one has

01:48:36.640 if it's a skinny

01:48:37.300 one 1.00

01:48:37.660 no ass 0.99

01:48:38.800 but like 0.99

01:48:39.980 a lot of

01:48:41.380 like lesions

01:48:43.020 on their

01:48:43.640 like lesions 1.00

01:48:44.680 they're pussy 1.00

01:48:45.480 pussy lesions 1.00

01:48:47.020 pussy pussy 1.00

01:48:48.720 yo 1.00

01:48:49.220 we already

01:48:49.820 described it 0.99

01:48:50.780 it's the fucking 1.00

01:48:51.260 it's the bitch 1.00

01:48:51.760 that sang the 1.00

01:48:52.200 karaoke

01:48:52.560 the crackhead

01:48:53.160 remember that

01:48:53.680 dude that like

01:48:54.180 set up the

01:48:54.740 video

01:48:55.020 I feel like

01:48:56.700 she wasn't even

01:48:57.300 a one

01:48:57.580 I feel like

01:48:58.000 she was a

01:48:58.400 little higher

01:48:58.900 I think

01:48:59.500 you

01:49:00.020 I think

01:49:01.280 top's right

01:49:02.020 at most

01:49:02.920 three teeth

01:49:04.420 and they're 0.53

01:49:05.220 all black 0.64

01:49:05.900 or like

01:49:07.160 yellowish black

01:49:08.180 and she's got

01:49:09.120 to be young

01:49:09.620 she can't be

01:49:10.460 old

01:49:10.820 the reason she's

01:49:11.880 a one is not

01:49:12.480 because she's

01:49:13.020 older

01:49:13.440 it's like

01:49:13.900 she's a young

01:49:14.920 one and it's

01:49:15.620 bad

01:49:15.860 oh my god

01:49:16.380 you're putting

01:49:17.100 a lot of

01:49:17.500 things on it

01:49:17.860 so basically

01:49:19.460 like any

01:49:20.100 aboriginal 0.61

01:49:20.680 oh

01:49:21.760 I didn't think

01:49:22.680 about that

01:49:23.060 because the whole

01:49:23.480 time I was

01:49:23.780 thinking a white 0.77

01:49:24.380 chick too

01:49:25.000 yeah well 0.83

01:49:25.920 no a white 1.00

01:49:26.640 chick could never 1.00

01:49:27.060 be a one

01:49:27.640 dude she's 1.00

01:49:29.080 if she has

01:49:31.060 like three teeth

01:49:32.120 she'd be a one

01:49:32.920 but like if she

01:49:33.420 has no teeth

01:49:34.140 I think she'd

01:49:34.920 move up to

01:49:35.560 like two

01:49:35.960 that's why I said

01:49:36.680 three teeth

01:49:37.140 specifically

01:49:37.840 because you're

01:49:38.400 right

01:49:38.520 because she can

01:49:39.380 give a toothless 1.00

01:49:40.060 blowjob 1.00

01:49:40.460 I think having 0.99

01:49:41.120 no teeth

01:49:41.780 is better than

01:49:42.460 having like

01:49:43.260 three

01:49:43.740 one

01:49:44.020 like

01:49:44.760 having one

01:49:47.600 is insane

01:49:48.540 it's like 0.87

01:49:49.380 what are you

01:49:50.140 doing

01:49:50.460 just get rid

01:49:51.280 of it

01:49:51.740 like

01:49:52.140 why do you

01:49:53.140 have one

01:49:53.520 left

01:49:53.840 why are you

01:49:54.680 sitting here

01:49:55.100 trying to grasp

01:49:55.760 the mathematical

01:49:56.640 like aspect

01:49:57.480 of this

01:49:57.840 because it is

01:49:58.280 like it is

01:49:59.140 kind of weird

01:49:59.580 conundrum

01:49:59.920 because like 0.94

01:50:00.220 the uglier 0.83

01:50:00.600 you get 0.99

01:50:00.980 like the less

01:50:01.640 likely

01:50:02.020 like you would

01:50:02.860 rather just 1.00

01:50:03.360 fuck like 1.00

01:50:03.840 gun to your 1.00

01:50:04.280 head 1.00

01:50:04.460 you'd rather 1.00

01:50:04.780 fuck one 1.00

01:50:05.300 two than 1.00

01:50:05.640 two twos

01:50:06.140 like like

01:50:06.680 that's so

01:50:07.360 it's theoretically

01:50:08.240 like a 1.5

01:50:09.400 so yeah

01:50:09.820 that's why I

01:50:10.340 think I think

01:50:10.920 three is where

01:50:12.180 it kind of like

01:50:13.180 there's the

01:50:14.200 intersection point

01:50:15.180 of like

01:50:15.900 I think once you

01:50:16.980 get more than

01:50:17.620 three teeth

01:50:18.100 it's like okay

01:50:18.640 I'm thinking

01:50:18.920 I'm getting

01:50:19.160 better

01:50:19.520 but like I

01:50:20.880 think

01:50:21.060 are you guys

01:50:22.320 talking about

01:50:22.680 different things

01:50:23.340 I don't know

01:50:23.740 was Jose

01:50:24.420 talking about

01:50:24.840 points

01:50:25.100 I wasn't

01:50:25.340 talking about

01:50:25.640 teeth

01:50:25.940 oh they're

01:50:26.700 talking about

01:50:26.920 teeth

01:50:27.060 sorry

01:50:27.280 whatever

01:50:27.600 I was

01:50:28.660 oh yeah

01:50:29.020 it kind of

01:50:31.900 applies either

01:50:32.400 way but

01:50:32.780 I think like

01:50:33.620 once you get

01:50:34.160 to a four

01:50:34.780 like throw 0.72

01:50:35.520 50 of them

01:50:36.140 at me

01:50:36.440 but if you

01:50:37.080 if you're

01:50:37.500 like three

01:50:38.140 I'm like

01:50:38.880 just give me

01:50:40.020 one

01:50:40.220 I'm good

01:50:40.620 I don't need

01:50:41.820 any more

01:50:42.200 I don't need 1.00

01:50:43.480 another bitch 1.00

01:50:43.960 in the room 1.00

01:50:44.360 to confirm

01:50:44.920 that this

01:50:45.240 happened

01:50:45.540 I don't want

01:50:46.960 anybody to be

01:50:47.960 able to

01:50:48.680 keep a record

01:50:49.300 that means I

01:50:49.660 have to

01:50:50.260 dig two graves

01:50:51.580 like this is

01:50:52.320 getting

01:50:52.580 I just

01:50:55.440 this is way

01:50:56.160 more work

01:50:56.600 for me

01:50:57.060 when they're

01:50:59.180 when they're

01:50:59.540 dead does

01:51:00.240 their number

01:51:00.620 actually increase

01:51:01.660 all right with

01:51:03.280 that guys

01:51:03.640 you ready to get

01:51:04.120 out of here

01:51:04.460 yeah

01:51:05.080 by the way

01:51:06.840 my episode

01:51:07.880 follow me

01:51:08.840 at

01:51:09.060 on twitter

01:51:09.800 tomorrow night

01:51:11.160 my episode

01:51:11.980 with

01:51:12.260 Saifedine

01:51:12.800 Amas 0.97

01:51:13.200 will be out

01:51:13.900 and it is

01:51:14.380 a great one

01:51:15.500 doesn't matter

01:51:17.040 doesn't matter

01:51:18.100 top go for

01:51:19.520 toplobson.com

01:51:21.820 merchengine.com

01:51:22.720 just did a

01:51:23.480 new episode

01:51:23.980 with Dave

01:51:24.780 Korbo

01:51:25.120 the raven

01:51:25.720 with

01:51:26.400 Micah Dank

01:51:27.520 it was fun

01:51:28.460 it was

01:51:29.200 schizophrenic

01:51:29.880 I loved it

01:51:30.800 go check it

01:51:31.500 out and

01:51:31.860 follow me

01:51:32.340 on twitter

01:51:32.680 cole

01:51:33.360 back on

01:51:34.600 with Dave

01:51:34.840 on twitter

01:51:35.260 that's it

01:51:36.440 whatever

01:51:36.960 I got tweeted

01:51:38.120 for the first

01:51:38.600 time today

01:51:38.980 in like a month

01:51:39.600 oh yeah

01:51:40.840 we have an

01:51:41.360 instagram

01:51:41.620 tower gang

01:51:43.460 no no no

01:51:44.260 not tower gang

01:51:45.280 on twitter

01:51:45.660 it's at

01:51:46.960 not tower gang

01:51:47.880 because they

01:51:48.660 they definitely

01:51:49.180 did not

01:51:49.760 ban us

01:51:50.420 yes

01:51:50.860 and so

01:51:51.400 and what

01:51:52.080 we decided

01:51:52.600 is I'm

01:51:53.160 going to

01:51:53.300 start posting

01:51:53.720 my clips

01:51:54.160 there

01:51:54.560 the clips

01:51:55.060 I find

01:51:55.620 and so

01:51:56.940 if you want

01:51:57.260 to go in

01:51:57.860 there and

01:51:58.180 watch all

01:51:58.540 the clips

01:51:58.920 that's where

01:51:59.300 I'm going

01:51:59.420 to put them

01:51:59.720 at

01:51:59.980 we're also

01:52:00.560 going to be

01:52:00.760 putting clips

01:52:01.540 from the show

01:52:02.120 we're going to be

01:52:02.740 putting in

01:52:03.300 just random

01:52:03.960 art that

01:52:04.520 top makes

01:52:05.100 if you have

01:52:05.920 something else

01:52:06.320 that we

01:52:06.520 I know

01:52:07.120 shout out

01:52:07.940 Lainey

01:52:08.340 y'all shouted

01:52:09.600 out Lainey

01:52:10.020 today

01:52:10.400 you legit

01:52:10.940 want to hire

01:52:11.360 Lainey

01:52:11.720 Lainey

01:52:12.620 putting out

01:52:13.200 like three

01:52:14.380 videos a week

01:52:14.960 they're very

01:52:19.260 they're very

01:52:19.720 high quality

01:52:20.300 they always

01:52:21.060 they always

01:52:21.560 like

01:52:21.800 they always

01:52:22.840 make me feel

01:52:23.400 weird though

01:52:24.120 they're great

01:52:27.080 yeah

01:52:27.940 they're awesome

01:52:28.900 but they're so

01:52:31.120 violent

01:52:31.420 like I can't

01:52:32.000 I can't put them

01:52:32.680 out on

01:52:33.160 TikTok

01:52:33.520 or Instagram

01:52:34.560 Clint

01:52:35.580 the weirdness

01:52:37.100 that you feel

01:52:37.600 when watching

01:52:37.980 his videos

01:52:38.420 is your

01:52:38.800 hatred

01:52:39.140 for Trannis

01:52:39.860 no

01:52:40.940 that's

01:52:41.320 no

01:52:41.800 that's not

01:52:42.140 true

01:52:42.320 I like

01:52:42.680 the latest

01:52:44.420 one starts

01:52:44.940 out with

01:52:45.460 like a

01:52:46.000 30 second

01:52:46.680 of someone

01:52:47.120 just lighting

01:52:47.820 a crack pipe

01:52:48.540 and that was

01:52:49.320 like Hunter

01:52:50.340 Hunter Biden

01:52:51.080 it was so 0.97

01:52:51.720 fucking fun 0.93

01:52:52.260 it was so 0.99

01:52:52.580 great

01:52:52.780 it's dope

01:52:53.140 it's dope

01:52:53.500 though

01:52:53.620 because

01:52:53.940 he's cutting

01:52:55.140 it in

01:52:55.420 like us

01:52:56.260 saying crazy 1.00

01:52:57.400 shit 1.00

01:52:57.740 he's cutting 1.00

01:52:59.300 it

01:52:59.520 we don't

01:53:00.620 know

01:53:00.820 I don't

01:53:01.120 know

01:53:01.260 you guys

01:53:02.200 told me

01:53:02.460 that the

01:53:02.700 preferred

01:53:02.960 pronoun

01:53:03.240 is he

01:53:03.560 I don't

01:53:04.300 know

01:53:04.580 I just

01:53:05.140 call it

01:53:05.700 awesome

01:53:06.040 how about

01:53:06.420 that

01:53:06.660 Lainey

01:53:08.300 is a

01:53:08.660 massive

01:53:09.180 talent

01:53:10.040 that's

01:53:10.460 an old

01:53:11.240 school 0.99

01:53:11.580 transvestite 0.97

01:53:12.280 that like 1.00

01:53:12.840 hates

01:53:13.200 troons 1.00

01:53:13.720 like that's

01:53:14.540 it's crazy

01:53:15.100 it's like

01:53:15.620 I kind of

01:53:16.880 look like a

01:53:17.240 girl 0.91

01:53:17.400 but I'm a

01:53:18.060 dude

01:53:18.280 and you know

01:53:19.120 like that's

01:53:19.680 what I'm

01:53:19.920 doing

01:53:20.140 can we get

01:53:21.480 some clear

01:53:21.980 if Lainey's

01:53:22.460 in the chat

01:53:22.840 Lainey could you

01:53:23.360 clarify your

01:53:23.960 sexuality

01:53:24.380 like not

01:53:24.860 whether you

01:53:25.960 go by

01:53:26.420 he or she

01:53:27.040 or anything

01:53:27.360 like

01:53:27.680 are you

01:53:28.800 attracted to

01:53:29.240 men

01:53:29.340 because if

01:53:29.700 so

01:53:29.940 oh you have

01:53:32.100 a girlfriend 1.00

01:53:32.480 fuck dude 1.00

01:53:33.200 I was hoping 1.00

01:53:33.620 you'd fuck 1.00

01:53:34.000 out of here 1.00

01:53:35.660 Lainey

01:53:36.460 Lainey go on

01:53:37.440 Tower Gang

01:53:37.960 all right

01:53:38.380 well again

01:53:38.720 we got to

01:53:39.420 end this

01:53:39.780 but what

01:53:40.100 are the rules

01:53:40.600 I appreciate

01:53:40.920 that's public

01:53:41.360 knowledge

01:53:41.720 somewhat

01:53:42.080 there are

01:53:42.800 no rules

01:53:43.380 just bombard

01:53:44.160 toad with 1.00

01:53:45.260 dick pics 1.00

01:53:45.760 I laid out

01:53:47.920 the rules

01:53:48.180 I laid out

01:53:48.560 the rules

01:53:48.860 of this

01:53:49.120 you can send 0.99

01:53:50.180 toad dick pics 1.00

01:53:50.740 all you want 1.00

01:53:51.180 no one gives a fuck 0.98

01:53:52.240 yeah we don't even need a contest 0.97

01:53:53.660 for that

01:53:54.000 just do that

01:53:54.420 in fact

01:53:54.740 we encourage it

01:53:55.780 if you want him

01:53:57.120 to be raided

01:53:57.860 if you want to be raided

01:53:58.820 by toad

01:53:59.460 and or

01:54:00.320 in the nicest 0.99

01:54:01.400 dick 0.98

01:54:01.880 competition

01:54:03.200 you have to

01:54:04.960 send us money

01:54:05.540 you have to

01:54:06.160 bring it up front

01:54:07.040 and you have to

01:54:07.780 give us money for that

01:54:08.560 that's it

01:54:09.640 yo be patient

01:54:10.660 be patient

01:54:11.500 he has autism

01:54:12.200 it may take him a while

01:54:12.980 to review all of them

01:54:13.560 also by the way

01:54:14.260 this is great for everybody

01:54:15.580 because I don't want to

01:54:16.580 be any biased towards here

01:54:17.660 it's a dollar per inch

01:54:19.640 so

01:54:20.660 that's how it's going to be

01:54:22.940 yo JC's right though

01:54:24.200 like Lainey is going to 0.98

01:54:25.260 replace Jinx

01:54:25.920 as like the meme

01:54:26.820 I don't understand

01:54:27.520 yeah Lainey is awesome

01:54:29.080 oh yeah because Jinx

01:54:30.120 did count for

01:54:30.580 all right

01:54:31.040 Jose

01:54:31.420 all right

01:54:32.160 Jose Gallyson

01:54:33.020 I have the no way

01:54:33.580 Jose show

01:54:34.340 YouTube

01:54:35.320 I'll meet you

01:54:35.860 our bucketers

01:54:36.360 Odyssey Rumble

01:54:37.140 definitely go check my

01:54:37.880 Rumble

01:54:38.100 try to build it up

01:54:38.800 I'm not posting as much

01:54:39.640 on YouTube

01:54:40.000 because of a strike

01:54:40.640 got a bunch of new

01:54:41.560 series

01:54:41.960 talked about Columbine

01:54:42.980 RFK

01:54:43.740 talking about the

01:54:44.640 Long Island

01:54:44.960 Cedar Killer

01:54:45.480 with Shane Cashman

01:54:46.320 go check it out

01:54:47.060 follow me on Twitter

01:54:48.040 at Tower Gang Jose

01:54:48.900 hell yeah

01:54:50.080 Tower Gang Toad

01:54:51.480 on Twitter

01:54:52.080 obviously do not 0.97

01:54:54.240 send me any titties 1.00

01:54:55.160 send me only your dicks 1.00

01:54:56.420 all the dicks 1.00

01:54:57.780 hell yeah 0.99

01:54:58.580 as many as possible

01:54:59.640 follow Tower Gang

01:55:00.520 Todd 0.99

01:55:00.940 fuck yeah Toad 1.00

01:55:01.640 Tower Gang 1.00

01:55:02.260 Tower Gang pod

01:55:03.320 everywhere

01:55:04.020 sign up for the locals

01:55:06.200 towergang.locals.com

01:55:07.860 everyone bombard

01:55:09.740 Better Off Dead

01:55:11.120 with comments

01:55:11.880 about like

01:55:12.480 encouraging him 0.99

01:55:13.260 to commit suicide 1.00

01:55:13.880 or look at 1.00

01:55:14.440 your dick pic 1.00

01:55:15.500 Better Off Dead 1.00

01:55:16.360 check me out

01:55:18.400 at Better Off Dead

01:55:19.000 I'm doing

01:55:19.400 college football

01:55:20.560 and NFL shows

01:55:21.760 tonight

01:55:22.100 it's spelled

01:55:23.380 B-E-T-T-E-R 1.00

01:55:27.180 make sure you get

01:55:27.740 that right

01:55:28.060 when you enter

01:55:28.460 B-E-T-T-O-R 1.00

01:55:29.860 go check it out

01:55:30.580 no no no

01:55:31.000 E-R 1.00

01:55:31.400 E-R 1.00

01:55:32.600 I don't want them

01:55:33.420 to find him

01:55:33.840 it'll be hilarious

01:55:34.360 go ahead

01:55:34.880 go check out 1.00

01:55:36.500 Toad's shit 0.99

01:55:37.740 I really 1.00

01:55:38.180 I don't even

01:55:38.680 sports but I don't

01:55:39.380 even really like

01:55:39.960 watching sports at

01:55:40.980 all but I think

01:55:41.700 it's pretty good

01:55:42.160 content

01:55:42.500 go check it out

01:55:43.600 also Toad

01:55:44.140 you should set up

01:55:45.120 a separate like

01:55:46.000 Gmail account

01:55:46.780 that they can 0.99

01:55:47.200 send the dick pics 1.00

01:55:47.920 to unless you 0.99

01:55:48.840 want your like

01:55:49.460 your Twitter DMs

01:55:50.680 like blown up

01:55:51.080 I'm gonna post

01:55:52.280 his phone number

01:55:52.840 later

01:55:53.000 why would that

01:55:53.400 change anything

01:55:54.100 yo send his

01:55:55.720 just put out

01:55:56.680 we'll tweet out

01:55:57.900 his personal

01:55:58.300 address later

01:55:58.860 so like

01:55:59.460 you can just

01:55:59.860 send him

01:56:00.180 send him

01:56:01.120 polaroids 0.99

01:56:01.900 of your dicks 0.99

01:56:02.340 yeah polaroids 0.98

01:56:03.040 yes

01:56:03.360 that sounds great

01:56:04.380 and like bombs too

01:56:06.320 snail mail them

01:56:07.100 anthrax

01:56:08.460 snail mail your 0.99

01:56:09.780 snail like dicks 1.00

01:56:10.920 to me 0.98

01:56:11.360 alright guys

01:56:13.840 that's it

01:56:14.880 that's it

01:56:15.200 this is Wednesday

01:56:15.800 thank you for

01:56:16.500 hanging out with

01:56:16.980 us man

01:56:17.400 we will see you

01:56:18.360 next Wednesday

01:56:18.900 or maybe Monday

01:56:19.540 or maybe on

01:56:20.040 Friday

01:56:20.460 whenever we feel

01:56:21.520 like it

01:56:21.940 we'll see ya

01:56:22.900 455 on squat

01:56:24.060 this week

01:56:24.500 and I hit 285

01:56:25.380 on bench 0.93

01:56:26.040 shut up Cole

01:56:26.500 455 tomorrow 0.96

01:56:27.540 on deadlift

01:56:28.040 peace out

01:56:28.560 we love you

01:56:29.260 bye

01:56:30.020 bye

01:56:31.180 it's the tower

01:56:32.340 power hour 0.99

01:56:33.040 slut 1.00

01:56:33.640 no way 0.98

01:56:35.860 Jose

01:56:36.400 liberty

01:56:37.160 lockdown

01:56:37.900 Clint 1.00

01:56:39.320 bitch 1.00

01:56:39.840 Reed 0.99

01:56:41.000 Cole

01:56:43.640 Top Lobster

01:56:45.740 and Toad

01:56:46.680 tower gang

01:56:47.960 tower gang

01:56:48.460 tower gang

01:56:48.960 tower gang

01:56:49.520 tower gang

01:56:50.520 tower gang

01:56:51.000 tower gang

01:56:51.500 liberty lock

01:56:52.300 is truth

01:56:52.800 same with

01:56:54.020 lobster

01:56:54.420 Cole

01:56:54.840 and Jose

01:56:55.460 toad is sick

01:56:56.840 no way

01:56:57.340 no way Jose

01:56:57.740 it's the tower

01:56:58.420 power hour 0.99

01:56:59.120 slut 1.00

01:56:59.520 they made 1.00

01:57:00.000 they spit

01:57:00.440 all his

01:57:01.000 tower gang

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01:57:06.940 tower gang

01:57:07.480 they speak

01:57:08.020 courage

01:57:08.480 you sped

01:57:09.000 sped

01:57:09.400 more than

01:57:10.000 Rogan

01:57:10.460 you fed

01:57:11.020 you fed

01:57:11.480 truth

01:57:11.760 Bob

01:57:12.000 weather

01:57:12.400 Timcast

01:57:13.020 hotel

01:57:13.340 hotel

01:57:13.940 more offensive

01:57:14.880 LOS

01:57:15.520 mirroo

01:57:17.840 bad

01:57:18.040 no disrespect

01:57:18.640 more offensive

01:57:19.060 heroes

01:57:20.040 more offensive

01:57:20.280 than

01:57:20.920 OS

01:57:21.500 no disrespect

01:57:22.860 Tell their

01:57:23.740 gang

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Tower Gang - September 14, 2023

Ep 142 - Lickety Bleep

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