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00:00:58.400 It's Cowagay Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:01:07.700 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:01:09.620 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby. 1.00

00:01:11.320 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's... 1.00

00:01:14.200 ...mussy? 1.00

00:01:15.320 You want to kill me or you want to give me a bone? 1.00

00:01:19.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:01:20.080 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny. 1.00

00:01:23.320 Woe is me, I'm retarded. 1.00

00:01:25.640 Have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're... 1.00

00:01:29.160 ...whoa, whoa. 0.99

00:01:30.560 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. 1.00

00:01:33.920 I was watching it and jerking off. 1.00

00:01:36.620 And... 1.00

00:01:37.060 ...fucking asshole. 1.00

00:01:39.980 Toad's on fire! 1.00

00:01:40.920 He was a 10 in real life.

00:01:42.800 She's like a dead 8.

00:01:46.400 Lewis, you're like a brother to me.

00:01:47.700 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.

00:01:49.660 That is why.

00:01:50.160 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00

00:01:52.740 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:01:59.760 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:02:01.560 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:02:02.400 These gentlemen, it's 9.20 on a Wednesday, and you know what that means. 1.00

00:02:08.800 It's motherfucking Tower Gang time, bitch. 1.00

00:02:10.280 This is where you tune in every Wednesday and you find out who had a threesome and who had your toad jerk off in the corner. 1.00

00:02:17.180 God, I still can't believe you were honest about that on the show. 0.97

00:02:19.500 It's one of the greatest things that's ever happened in my life.

00:02:21.460 Thank you so much for tuning in.

00:02:22.700 Once again, Top Lobster in the bottom right.

00:02:24.280 We got Cole in the top right.

00:02:26.620 And we got a very laggy Jose Gellison in the middle.

00:02:30.840 He is super laggy.

00:02:31.640 And then top left, we got Toad, and I am Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown.

00:02:36.220 Thank you for joining us.

00:02:37.220 What's up?

00:02:37.960 What's up, guys?

00:02:38.180 Sorry for being a little late.

00:02:39.860 We were just annoying Toad with business talk, and it was annoying him so much.

00:02:44.240 We should continue.

00:02:45.480 Yeah, we just wanted to keep going. 0.54

00:02:47.400 We started the show in a retarded manner. 0.99

00:02:50.200 Jose's stream is retarded right now. 0.93

00:02:52.140 And then Toad goes, guys, can we start?

00:02:54.600 I have two other shows tonight. 0.99

00:02:55.980 What the fuck are you talking about, dude? 0.99

00:02:57.820 What other shows are you doing? 0.99

00:02:59.340 Why are you scheduling shows?

00:03:00.600 Why are you scheduling Better Off Dead in the middle of the night on a Wednesday?

00:03:06.100 Because that's what I do, man.

00:03:07.460 Because that's like 2 p.m. for the rest of us.

00:03:10.080 This is just Toad time.

00:03:11.560 Just T.T.

00:03:11.940 It's a degenerate hours.

00:03:13.120 Thanks for watching my show, Clint.

00:03:15.980 I'm not going to watch a sports gambling show.

00:03:18.520 I'm sorry.

00:03:18.800 Why are you recording two of them?

00:03:20.320 I don't understand.

00:03:20.920 You can't do it in one?

00:03:23.700 College football and NFL.

00:03:25.260 I split them into two. 0.99

00:03:25.980 Guys, Toad is the actual complete opposite of fucking Clint. 0.98

00:03:30.040 Like, he's just the polar opposite. 0.99

00:03:31.600 Like, he never fucking sleeps. 0.98

00:03:33.320 Like, Clint's always napping. 1.00

00:03:34.900 He never gets pussy. 1.00

00:03:36.780 Clint's drowning in pussy, and it hasn't been his entire life. 1.00

00:03:39.700 That's right, but all of that just, you know, amounts to the fact that I've rated higher T than he does. 0.99

00:03:47.080 Take your hats off right now.

00:03:48.400 Nah.

00:03:48.920 Vote for you.

00:03:49.720 I haven't shaved my head.

00:03:50.600 Clint is rich.

00:03:51.100 Take it off.

00:03:51.460 I haven't shaved my head in a while, man.

00:03:53.440 It looks awful.

00:03:53.780 Now, imagine this in bizarro world.

00:03:56.200 Take the hat off, Toad.

00:03:57.160 Take it off.

00:03:57.740 It is bizarro world.

00:03:59.580 What?

00:04:00.820 Now that I'm looking at you, too, it's like, if you said, if you said, if you said, if Clint said, my retarded brother is with me and just held Toad's hand as they walked through the street, people would be like, probably. 0.99

00:04:19.440 It's fucking Rain Man. 0.98

00:04:20.900 It's him and Rain Man is what it is. 1.00

00:04:22.980 No, it's twins.

00:04:24.460 This is twins.

00:04:25.200 We're twins.

00:04:26.180 How do you take us this long to notice?

00:04:28.080 Because it really is like that.

00:04:29.540 It's you should you should just do the goatee.

00:04:31.800 Can you just do a goatee?

00:04:33.360 No, no, it doesn't look good.

00:04:34.960 I got it.

00:04:35.240 I got to cover these cheeks, man.

00:04:36.660 I got to cover these jowls, man.

00:04:38.860 I wish I could cover my jowls.

00:04:40.180 That'd be lovely.

00:04:40.900 Good for you that you can grow facial hair.

00:04:42.340 That's how you know we're not related because he's got it.

00:04:44.100 That's how you know, again, I have higher teeth because I can grow a better beard than Clint.

00:04:47.780 Yep.

00:04:48.180 That's it.

00:04:49.140 Take it off again.

00:04:50.140 What are you talking about?

00:04:51.020 My hat or something else?

00:04:52.400 I have no idea.

00:04:54.160 Anyways, what are we talking about?

00:04:56.920 Do you guys want to talk about business or you want to you want to drive Toad?

00:04:59.140 No, honestly, what I want to talk about is I want to talk about tipping because I'm 0.92

00:05:04.620 fucking tired. 0.95

00:05:05.700 Wait, one second. 0.99

00:05:06.780 Press one, two, three in the chat if you think we should go to the Georgia LP convention in

00:05:10.620 January.

00:05:13.880 That's actually a good thing.

00:05:14.860 Would they actually come out?

00:05:16.240 Would people actually show up to Georgia's LP convention just to see Tower Gang?

00:05:21.160 Because that's the draw.

00:05:22.600 That's the reason they want us out there.

00:05:23.980 And I don't think that they can afford us.

00:05:25.320 I'm just being honest.

00:05:27.020 It's five of us.

00:05:27.720 It's very expensive.

00:05:28.700 Even if we don't take pay and we just take flights in rooms, that's a crazy amount of

00:05:32.360 money.

00:05:32.800 Dude, I think just the fact that they announced on Twitter without even asking us that we're

00:05:36.300 going to go is going to bring a lot of people.

00:05:39.120 Dude, at first I saw that and I was like, I kind of don't want to interact with this.

00:05:42.940 And then now I'm going to go back.

00:05:44.300 I saw it and I was like, I didn't retweet it.

00:05:48.080 I was like, because I don't know if we're actually going.

00:05:49.560 You know, we should do what Lewis did when we did the same with Gas Digital and we should

00:05:54.380 ban ourselves from the LP joint.

00:05:56.780 See, I think we're better than Gas Digital.

00:05:58.760 So we should like, they did the ballsy thing that we did.

00:06:02.280 Let me say, let me say, so I did the merch booth at Skank Fest with Mike Harrington the

00:06:07.920 whole weekend.

00:06:09.120 And I mean, this guy is super solid. 1.00

00:06:11.620 They give him way too much shit. 0.99

00:06:12.900 He said I was cool, right? 1.00

00:06:13.780 So I like this guy.

00:06:15.120 No, not him.

00:06:15.760 He didn't say that. 1.00

00:06:16.820 He said your dick was nice, right? 1.00

00:06:18.500 Oh, what's his name? 1.00

00:06:20.340 Chris Fega said you're cool.

00:06:22.000 But, uh.

00:06:22.360 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:06:22.900 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:06:23.300 I love Chris. 1.00

00:06:23.940 Harrington.

00:06:24.900 Harrington told me.

00:06:26.640 Yeah.

00:06:26.900 Yeah.

00:06:29.280 Harrington told me that our names are indeed on the board.

00:06:33.620 It's there is a board.

00:06:35.180 And I asked him, I said, is Tower Gang up there?

00:06:37.180 And he looked me in the eyes and he said, you're up there.

00:06:40.400 And I was like, I said, what does it mean?

00:06:42.620 And he goes, he said, it's like a bit, but they're not going to stop the bit.

00:06:47.140 They're committed to it.

00:06:48.080 And I'm like, is it really a bit? 0.99

00:06:50.240 And he just like looked at me and he's like, and I was like, holy shit. 1.00

00:06:55.040 Hey, you're in the mind. 0.99

00:06:56.040 I still don't understand.

00:06:58.500 So do they actually hate us?

00:07:00.620 I don't understand.

00:07:01.660 I don't know.

00:07:03.440 I don't think of us.

00:07:04.500 You spent 48 hours with this guy and you still don't know if they hate us or not?

00:07:08.020 Oh, no, he loves me, but you guys, I don't know. 1.00

00:07:13.100 Now, you mentioned that you showed Harrington my dick. 1.00

00:07:16.760 I'm kind of concerned because I think Top is selling my dick right now. 1.00

00:07:20.460 I think I did show him your dick and he said decent dick. 1.00

00:07:24.200 Okay. 1.00

00:07:24.860 And you showed your mom.

00:07:26.760 No, I didn't show my mom. 1.00

00:07:27.900 What the fuck would he show his mom? 0.99

00:07:30.080 He said he was going to. 1.00

00:07:31.240 It's been a year since I was at Skankfest and I had a lot of people approach me then.

00:07:36.820 How many people came up to you this year?

00:07:38.820 Was it a good amount?

00:07:40.060 I was saying over 50.

00:07:41.880 Hell yeah, dude.

00:07:42.920 Maybe more.

00:07:43.540 Yeah.

00:07:43.800 Over 50.

00:07:45.020 One guy approached me wearing my Elon Musk tweet on his shirt.

00:07:49.420 And I just spoke to my wife.

00:07:50.920 Straight up.

00:07:51.480 I was like, I said, see, this is what I'm talking about.

00:07:54.100 She's like, I don't understand.

00:07:55.140 That's culture right there. 1.00

00:07:56.440 It's retarded. 1.00

00:07:57.900 And then I asked him, I always ask him, I was like, yo, what's up?

00:08:00.060 Because they learned, again, like I was telling the guys before, from the show, I was like,

00:08:04.680 when the people come up to me, everyone that came up to me was like, yo, top, what up?

00:08:09.280 Like, even if they were nervous, they were like, what up?

00:08:12.140 And I was like, hello, what's up?

00:08:13.380 Pound.

00:08:13.900 And then I would say, where do you know me from?

00:08:15.760 And most of the time, it was either Twitter or Tower Gang, most of the time from Tower Gang. 0.97

00:08:20.480 Fucking awesome. 0.72

00:08:20.980 It was like, very interesting. 0.98

00:08:23.040 Very interesting.

00:08:23.520 I keep telling you guys, I watched the Rags, which is Luis J. Gomez.

00:08:29.100 Oh, yeah.

00:08:29.440 It was Bobby Kelly and who else?

00:08:32.740 Soder.

00:08:32.900 Dave Soder.

00:08:33.920 And the fourth guy that's the toad of the show, Joe List.

00:08:38.160 Joe List.

00:08:38.660 Joe List is the toad of the show. 1.00

00:08:41.180 Joe List is a funny motherfucker. 1.00

00:08:43.080 Dude, yeah. 0.99

00:08:43.760 I'm the Joe List of the show.

00:08:45.340 Joe List is from Massachusetts and he's hilarious.

00:08:47.960 So he's definitely the meme of the show.

00:08:48.700 Give him a banger for that one. 0.98

00:08:49.860 But, yo, I watched it and I was just like, if we were all, if we all live close enough,

00:08:55.680 I'm telling you, it's the exact same show.

00:08:57.600 It's the exact same.

00:08:58.380 Like, the only difference, honest to God, the only difference is that they have, like,

00:09:02.060 all of them have kind of a New York accent, whereas only Top has a New York accent for

00:09:06.260 our show. 0.98

00:09:07.360 And Dan Soder is genuinely genius level funny with his impersonations and shit. 0.97

00:09:13.060 And none of us are on that level. 0.99

00:09:13.900 But beyond that, like, we're all, we're all fucking that. 0.97

00:09:17.580 It was great. 0.96

00:09:18.260 It was great to mention that also Toad goes in and out of a Boston accent as well, just 0.99

00:09:22.060 whenever he wants to fuck with us. 0.99

00:09:23.860 That's true. 0.99

00:09:24.780 Yeah.

00:09:25.080 Yeah.

00:09:25.260 So they have four funny people and we have four funny people.

00:09:28.220 We're exactly like them.

00:09:31.900 Yeah.

00:09:33.360 All right.

00:09:35.200 Yeah.

00:09:35.560 Yeah.

00:09:35.600 You're right.

00:09:36.020 You're right.

00:09:36.360 Cole became unfunny when he got jacked.

00:09:37.900 That was, that was a good, good deflection.

00:09:43.020 I like it.

00:09:43.480 All right.

00:09:43.720 Let's talk about tipping.

00:09:44.600 Go ahead.

00:09:44.920 Oh, no, wait, wait, Clint.

00:09:45.760 I do want to say it's been a year since Ryan Long has never messaged you back.

00:09:48.720 That's a good point.

00:09:49.640 That's a good point.

00:09:50.880 That is true.

00:09:51.600 Wow.

00:09:51.700 It has been a full year since he hasn't returned my text message.

00:09:54.100 That, that adds a little extra sting to it.

00:09:56.700 My goodness.

00:09:57.320 That's so funny to me. 0.98

00:09:58.060 I thought about that and I was, because I was like, it's been a whole fucking year.

00:10:00.920 I saw him too. 0.79

00:10:01.580 He's alive.

00:10:02.820 Well, what's crazy, what's crazy is, is, yeah, I'm sure you did see him texting.

00:10:06.520 Not me.

00:10:07.120 Not Clint.

00:10:09.780 I went up to him and I said, I bet you, I bet I can guess who you're not texting.

00:10:15.740 I'm on his partner's show a week from today.

00:10:19.140 So, you know, the boys cast co-host.

00:10:21.460 Oh, I saw him too.

00:10:22.880 And I was like, what's up?

00:10:23.900 I was like, hey, I'm top.

00:10:24.780 And he's like, oh, what's up?

00:10:25.560 And I was like, hey, sorry about your show.

00:10:27.240 And he said, was that you that called in about the Ryan Dress?

00:10:29.920 I said, no, no, no.

00:10:30.960 I said, it was just me who started the whole thing.

00:10:34.000 Probably.

00:10:35.540 Hilarious.

00:10:35.900 No, I kind of brought it up in the pre-show and Top had the same kind of thing.

00:10:41.360 But tipping has gotten out of control, dude.

00:10:43.020 I was at Sonic.

00:10:45.640 And like, whenever you're at Sonic, I don't know, who's been to a Sonic?

00:10:48.640 I don't know if you've ever been to one.

00:10:50.100 I've been.

00:10:50.680 It's been a long time.

00:10:51.420 I'm so bad I am.

00:10:51.960 Great stone food.

00:10:52.700 I've been to many Sonic.

00:10:54.200 So, like, I was there for lunch. 1.00

00:10:56.620 And I fucking ordered my shit or whatever. 0.99

00:10:58.340 And it brings up on the screen, just like everybody else now, is like, tip whatever. 1.00

00:11:03.020 And I was like, nah, fuck that. 0.99

00:11:04.080 I don't give them a tip. 1.00

00:11:04.880 I was like, ever since they stopped roller skating, I don't give them tips anymore.

00:11:09.280 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:11:09.740 What the fuck is up with that? 0.99

00:11:10.560 They're supposed to be like the car hops, man. 0.99

00:11:12.240 They're supposed to come out on the roller skates. 1.00

00:11:13.480 It's supposed to be the hot shit with the tight pants. 1.00

00:11:16.120 It doesn't happen anymore. 0.99

00:11:16.780 I don't give them a tip for, like, you know, good or, like, something I can't do. 0.98

00:11:20.100 Like, I can't, like, fucking do their, like, if they were roller skating around and had food in their hands, I can't fucking do that shit, so I'll tip you for it. 0.98

00:11:26.640 Well, I don't tip, and then, you know, this black lady brings out my food, and she's like, is this your order? 1.00

00:11:32.920 She, like, tells us the order.

00:11:34.280 I'm like, yes, let's do it.

00:11:35.320 I put it in my car, and I go, thank you.

00:11:37.540 And she looks straight at me, and she goes, oh, I was just waiting to see if you were going to tip me.

00:11:42.220 And I said, I was like, jeez.

00:11:47.560 And then she just turns around and walks away, and I was like, that is bull. 1.00

00:11:51.760 That is some balls on this bitch. 1.00

00:11:53.060 Dude, that's badass, though, because, like, you're, like, you're so deeply racist, and to have a black chick talk back to you like that, I kind of like it. 1.00

00:12:01.300 I was literally, like, I couldn't believe it. 0.97

00:12:04.540 She literally says, like, because I said, thank you, have a nice day, and she literally was just like, I'm just waiting to see if you're going to tip.

00:12:13.700 And because, obviously, they saw, like, the thing.

00:12:16.280 I didn't tip on the screen, so, like, I must have thought I was going to give her some money.

00:12:19.980 And I was like, this is crazy.

00:12:20.560 Oh, my God.

00:12:21.100 This is a good man.

00:12:21.820 Dude, she might have spit in the food. 1.00

00:12:23.880 That's, like, borderline harassment, I'd say.

00:12:26.260 Like, it's harassment just asking you.

00:12:28.480 Like, they'll give you the thing, and they'll be like, it's going to ask you a question. 0.93

00:12:31.480 I mean, what those tablets do is what that black lady does every single time you go anywhere. 1.00

00:12:37.640 It's harassment. 1.00

00:12:39.100 This fucking, this, like, college kid, you know, flips this fucking panel around and goes, like, hey, are you a piece of shit or not? 1.00

00:12:45.320 That's, like, that's what the board ought to say. 1.00

00:12:47.940 The minimum is 15%.

00:12:50.140 Yeah.

00:12:50.320 That's the minimum.

00:12:51.020 Which is wild.

00:12:52.180 I'm like, you just took my order.

00:12:55.600 Why would I possibly tip you? 1.00

00:12:57.180 What the fuck is this? 1.00

00:12:58.000 You did nothing, woman. 1.00

00:12:59.360 You're not even, you're not even roll skating.

00:13:00.800 Especially coffee shops. 0.99

00:13:01.780 Dude, they do it, they do it at the, they do it at the fucking vape sales stores in, in Miami. 0.99

00:13:07.880 And I'm like, I'm like, you're literally doing your job. 1.00

00:13:10.600 What the fuck? 1.00

00:13:11.640 It took you 10 seconds. 1.00

00:13:12.580 The only person I'm respected, and this guy I talk to a lot, he owns a cigar shop where I get my cigars locally. 0.99

00:13:17.680 And, like, he got a new, like, system, which had the stupid thing.

00:13:20.060 I don't know if you guys know, but I get my cigars locally. 0.95

00:13:22.300 Yeah.

00:13:23.800 It's from a veteran.

00:13:25.440 He's a good guy.

00:13:26.320 He was stationed up in Alaska.

00:13:27.240 I've been talking to, he's a good guy.

00:13:28.980 But, like, it can't, like, he does the whole thing.

00:13:31.140 I guess it's literally just programmed into every point of sale machine now.

00:13:36.380 No, it's not.

00:13:37.280 I will tell you, I'll tell you that it's not.

00:13:39.220 Because I just spent fucking three days running that same thing, the Square POS.

00:13:43.620 And behind the scenes, it's an option.

00:13:45.960 It says, do you want to make tipping available?

00:13:47.500 And I said, no.

00:13:49.040 Because it's horrible. 0.83

00:13:50.100 Dude, you know how much money you would have made from all those drunk skank festers? 1.00

00:13:52.340 You could have done it.

00:13:54.540 But it's such a horrible thing.

00:13:56.760 Like, so I want to give them a good experience.

00:13:59.140 Like, basically get in and get out as fast as you can and go back to wherever you're going, right? 0.99

00:14:03.440 Like, I feel like that extra step there just adds, like, this extra level of, like, bullshit. 0.98

00:14:08.140 When you're at skank fest, you're not in the real world. 1.00

00:14:10.040 You're in this fucking, like, danger party kind of. 0.94

00:14:12.460 So now that you're a co-owner, what percentage of the rake did you take from the event? 0.99

00:14:17.140 100%, baby.

00:14:18.660 100%.

00:14:19.300 I'm about to quit this show. 1.00

00:14:20.400 I don't need this shit anymore. 1.00

00:14:21.820 Fuck, y'all. 1.00

00:14:23.240 You're like, speaker's fee, you cheap bitch. 1.00

00:14:27.100 You're like, I'm flying first class to Georgia, motherfucker. 1.00

00:14:29.600 This woman was black and Cole was in a car. 1.00

00:14:36.480 So I'm, like, shocked that she didn't, like, pull a gun out and, like, point it into Cole's window. 1.00

00:14:41.400 Give me that tip, motherfucker. 1.00

00:14:43.300 The cigar guy, like, it came up and he was like, oh, this is stupid shit. 1.00

00:14:46.160 And, like, he, like, took it. 1.00

00:14:46.920 He was like, don't tip me.

00:14:48.060 I was like, I respect that, like, if it comes up.

00:14:49.960 But he was like, don't do it.

00:14:50.980 Like, he was like, I need to take it off.

00:14:52.560 But, like, it literally is everywhere now.

00:14:54.420 And it's really pissing me off because you do feel, like, especially.

00:14:58.680 You feel obligated.

00:14:59.800 Yeah, because they're standing there.

00:15:01.020 And they're, like, looking straight at you.

00:15:02.520 Like, it's.

00:15:03.380 This is a conspiracy. 1.00

00:15:04.140 I have to hit no tip with your fucking. 1.00

00:15:07.940 Your poor face two and a half feet away from me. 1.00

00:15:10.800 I have to hit no.

00:15:12.300 I have to go. 1.00

00:15:12.880 I have to look at your fucking poor face. 1.00

00:15:14.580 And then I have to go, uh-uh. 1.00

00:15:16.600 I'm brutal.

00:15:17.440 When he turns it around, it just turns.

00:15:19.300 Because, you know, like, usually it's a thing that, like, swivels and turns.

00:15:21.940 And, like, and so they're standing there.

00:15:23.580 And you hit, like, no tip.

00:15:24.260 It turns around. 1.00

00:15:24.760 Like, it just says, like, cheap bastard. 0.99

00:15:26.820 Like, on the screen. 1.00

00:15:27.680 I was at Panera Bread. 0.98

00:15:33.060 And this isn't even, like, the fucking iPad one. 0.98

00:15:35.260 This is just the regular one. 0.98

00:15:36.760 Like, like, like, that you see at a supermarket.

00:15:38.840 They're going to start asking at the supermarket.

00:15:40.560 Do you want a tip?

00:15:41.760 Oh, God. 1.00

00:15:42.300 This is a fucking nightmare. 1.00

00:15:43.740 Here's a conspiracy theory. 1.00

00:15:45.100 Bro, with what I pay at the supermarket, if they ask for any additional percentage,

00:15:49.640 I'm going to rob the place. 1.00

00:15:51.060 You're just going to punch this bitch in the face. 1.00

00:15:52.760 Bam! 1.00

00:15:53.280 I'm going to be like, no.

00:15:54.240 No, no, no.

00:15:54.980 How close, by the way, how close or already do y'all actually just rob from grocery stores?

00:16:00.560 All the time. 1.00

00:16:00.900 I just steal shit. 1.00

00:16:01.920 I never do. 1.00

00:16:03.000 I never do that.

00:16:03.800 I ought to.

00:16:05.220 It is robbery. 0.99

00:16:06.660 Going to Las Vegas, I stole a big smart water from fucking Pizza D'Amour. 0.99

00:16:11.520 Or wherever that is in there. 0.99

00:16:12.900 I don't know why.

00:16:14.140 Yo, it's actually crazy.

00:16:15.460 I didn't plan on telling this.

00:16:16.600 So, I got two slices of pizza, and you grabbed the water from the cooler, right?

00:16:23.260 So, I took it.

00:16:23.920 I took a sip.

00:16:24.700 And then, for some reason, I'm talking to my wife about something else.

00:16:27.000 I don't mention it to her that we're going to steal, but I just go, and I put it in my

00:16:31.540 book bag, right?

00:16:32.700 So, then I get to the front, and then they got the pizza there, because they're sliding

00:16:35.920 it down.

00:16:36.820 And they ask for a tip. 1.00

00:16:38.260 I say, no, fuck you. 1.00

00:16:39.640 But before the tip. 1.00

00:16:41.040 I wish there was a no, fuck you. 1.00

00:16:43.340 Fuck you. 1.00

00:16:44.360 It's just a button. 1.00

00:16:45.160 Before the tip, she rings me up for two slices, and then she goes to me like this.

00:16:50.540 I swear to God.

00:16:51.360 She goes, you're going to get something to drink?

00:16:53.920 And I said, no.

00:16:55.620 And she goes, you're not even going to get a water or anything?

00:16:59.160 And the water is on my back.

00:17:01.500 No, dude.

00:17:02.160 And I just look at her, and I go, no.

00:17:04.060 And she goes, that would be $10.50.

00:17:06.660 And that's it. 0.99

00:17:07.220 And then I just fucking do your thing. 0.99

00:17:09.780 She's like, I don't know. 0.99

00:17:10.640 This pizza's going to dry your mouth.

00:17:11.560 Why did I steal?

00:17:12.900 Why did I steal?

00:17:13.800 I don't know.

00:17:15.220 I mean, normally.

00:17:16.660 She should have asked you three times if you were going to have a water. 1.00

00:17:19.500 I'm like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:17:20.880 I'm actually going to have water. 1.00

00:17:22.900 Wait, am I so white?

00:17:23.660 She asked the third time, and Tom's just like, nah, you're right.

00:17:26.460 You're right.

00:17:26.920 All right.

00:17:27.340 I'm getting that.

00:17:28.040 I'm buying it.

00:17:28.420 I was going to steal that.

00:17:29.540 I was going to steal that, but you got me.

00:17:31.420 Dude, I always tip the 20% unless something really went wrong.

00:17:35.400 Like, if there's a reason not to.

00:17:36.800 And I never steal anything. 0.99

00:17:37.440 You tip 20% at, like, a fucking, like, a Starbucks? 0.99

00:17:41.160 Yeah. 0.99

00:17:41.360 He gives him a bubble gum.

00:17:42.280 He's just like, yeah, 20% on the bubble gum.

00:17:44.020 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:44.620 You're crazy, dude. 1.00

00:17:45.420 Why do you do that? 1.00

00:17:46.040 I used to have a rule.

00:17:46.620 Because I'm white.

00:17:48.140 Oh, man.

00:17:48.800 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:17:49.240 You're too white, dog. 1.00

00:17:50.760 I had a rule. 0.99

00:17:51.600 I used to have a rule that I would, if it was under $20, I would only tip $2.

00:17:56.720 And that would apply to anything.

00:17:58.880 Like, this was, like, out at a restaurant.

00:18:01.400 I'm not even lying.

00:18:02.480 When I do carryout, you know how you can do other?

00:18:05.840 I would go other, and I would give them a dollar.

00:18:08.520 One dollar.

00:18:09.460 That's what I do now.

00:18:10.320 That's what I do now if I'm at somewhere.

00:18:11.560 Because I'm like, I still can't hit no zero.

00:18:14.440 Like, going to a coffee shop or something, I still can't hit zero and, like, feel okay in

00:18:20.000 myself.

00:18:20.480 So, I have to hit, like, one.

00:18:23.060 It really brings into question the whole thing of, like, what deserves a tip at this

00:18:28.020 point?

00:18:28.340 Like, sometimes they do things where I'm like, okay, like, you did go and get that for me.

00:18:32.860 But, like, does this?

00:18:34.020 Dude.

00:18:34.280 I don't even know.

00:18:35.400 That's your actual job.

00:18:36.320 It's a question.

00:18:37.600 And it used to be.

00:18:38.160 So, like, the commie thing is just, like, this, you know, you hear, like, a lot of,

00:18:41.960 like, all the price inflation is just, you know, they'll say, like, oh, it's, like, 1.00

00:18:45.240 greedy, like, fucking landowners are greedy, like, fucking. 0.99

00:18:48.580 And this, to me, I think this is, like, just a greed thing. 1.00

00:18:51.280 I don't think this is anywhere near, like, a, like, a, oh, like.

00:18:55.260 I think that these kids are all dying under this inflationary environment.

00:18:59.080 But the problem is, we all are.

00:19:00.940 So, I'm not going to go.

00:19:01.720 Like, everywhere I go, I got to tip you 20 extra percent on top of the already doubled

00:19:05.180 price that I've had to pay over the past year.

00:19:06.780 Like, I ain't doing it.

00:19:07.620 Like, tipping started during the Depression because the owners of restaurants didn't

00:19:12.280 want to pay their servers.

00:19:13.580 And so, they just said, like, y'all pay them instead. 1.00

00:19:15.920 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:19:16.280 That's how it started. 1.00

00:19:17.300 Oh, I thought it was, like, a Jew thing because they, like, cut off your tip at birth. 1.00

00:19:20.680 Like, we got to give it back at some point.

00:19:22.440 See, just the way you said Jew again, it says it has spike to it.

00:19:26.900 It doesn't have spike to it.

00:19:27.900 Sorry.

00:19:28.420 But, yeah.

00:19:29.040 I thought it was a Jew thing. 1.00

00:19:30.480 Like, the whole, like, even tipping at restaurants is just so fucking dumb. 1.00

00:19:35.900 Like, it makes zero sense. 0.99

00:19:37.120 Like, it doesn't.

00:19:38.080 No, I disagree.

00:19:39.520 At a restaurant, the service, yeah, the service actually, like, and it's like an hour-long

00:19:45.200 task that they're taking on.

00:19:47.000 Like, they got to come and get the jewelry, get the voter, get your food.

00:19:47.860 That's what you get paid for.

00:19:48.920 Just get paid for that. 1.00

00:19:49.780 Yeah, I know, but you get paid fucking shit for that. 1.00

00:19:52.780 But, like, at a coffee place, like, you're literally interacting with me for fucking eight 1.00

00:19:56.380 seconds, and I got to give you fucking an extra $2.50? 0.99

00:19:59.540 Like, what are we talking about here? 0.98

00:20:00.860 And the thing is, like, it's literally doing their job, making coffee.

00:20:04.440 And they're just like, I want extra money on top of this to, like, just do the same

00:20:08.420 thing I was already hired to do.

00:20:09.800 And you're at some, like, Starbucks joint where, like, the minimum wage is probably 0.99

00:20:12.540 20 bucks because they're fucking commies. 1.00

00:20:14.820 So, like, go back to fucking... 1.00

00:20:16.820 Well, that's the problem with all this. 0.99

00:20:17.600 Get a degree that actually means something. 0.96

00:20:19.780 I'm not fucking tipping your liberal arts at. 0.92

00:20:21.540 That's the problem with service as well is that tipping, like, because they get tipped, 0.97

00:20:25.520 they don't have to get paid minimum wage.

00:20:27.020 So, they get paid, like, $2 an hour or some shit.

00:20:28.880 Like, $2.50. 0.89

00:20:30.140 Well, in Arizona, that's how it was.

00:20:31.620 There was no...

00:20:32.280 You would not get any pay, dude.

00:20:33.700 It was wild.

00:20:34.420 Like, you get paid, like, $1.85.

00:20:36.100 Yeah.

00:20:36.580 That's almost everywhere.

00:20:37.660 Like, they still do that because it's, like, so weird.

00:20:39.100 Not in California, bro.

00:20:40.920 Oh, really?

00:20:41.680 Oh, they also...

00:20:42.380 Didn't they just vote to raise it up to 20?

00:20:44.400 Yep.

00:20:45.060 Probably. 0.99

00:20:45.420 Fucking hell. 0.99

00:20:46.040 Bro, and I'm telling you, like, to eat, to buy anything there is already astronomical. 0.99

00:20:51.920 And if they're going to make all of their low-level employees $20, you're talking, like,

00:20:56.080 it's, like, fast food joints, it'll be $100 for a family of four.

00:20:59.380 Like, it's going to be insane. 0.99

00:21:00.920 While we're on this kind of, like, governmental shit, I got to talk about this. 0.98

00:21:05.740 The thing today? 0.99

00:21:07.180 The alert.

00:21:07.880 Yeah, dude. 1.00

00:21:08.660 Also, fuck them. 1.00

00:21:09.760 Because they fucking knew that. 1.00

00:21:11.340 No, I have a story about it. 0.99

00:21:12.300 I was going to say the only place I've ever, coffee-wise, that I've ever tipped is there

00:21:16.220 was one...

00:21:16.980 There used to be a coffee place near...

00:21:19.500 Back at the base, back when I worked there. 0.99

00:21:22.220 Fucking... 0.99

00:21:22.660 There used to be one right off base. 1.00

00:21:24.240 And there was...

00:21:24.840 They served coffee in lingerie.

00:21:27.120 And I was like, okay. 1.00

00:21:28.140 In that fucking exception. 0.99

00:21:29.620 Sure. 1.00

00:21:29.920 Okay, you're literally, like, your tits are basically out. 0.99

00:21:33.020 All right, I'll give you a couple extra bucks. 0.99

00:21:35.120 That's fair.

00:21:35.820 Aside from that...

00:21:36.520 Jose, you went to a strip club.

00:21:37.900 They just happened to, like, serve coffee as well.

00:21:40.600 You didn't get coffee at a strip club? 0.98

00:21:42.560 No, no, we got a...

00:21:43.220 What a boss.

00:21:44.000 No, we got a coffee chain that's up here, kind of a local chain called Mary Lou's, and

00:21:48.980 they only hire, like, hot young women to work there, and they're kind of, like, scantily 0.99

00:21:53.180 clad, and you're like, I'm like, I gotta tip these bitches. 1.00

00:21:56.080 They used to do that at every service industry job. 0.99

00:21:58.540 Used to be, like, the hot girl job. 1.00

00:22:00.940 Like, that's what they would do.

00:22:01.780 Pizza joints in my area, same thing.

00:22:03.460 Literally flying.

00:22:03.920 Literally flying used to be, like, the, like, stewardesses used to be, like, yeah, you're

00:22:08.160 not hot enough to be on here. 0.99

00:22:09.740 Yeah, now it's a bunch of gay black dudes. 1.00

00:22:11.740 It's like, it's like, my dick doesn't get even remotely hard for any of this. 1.00

00:22:14.820 Like, what the fuck happened? 1.00

00:22:15.760 The government's making everything fucking awful. 1.00

00:22:20.520 They're making... 1.00

00:22:21.880 It's like they're trying to make life torture for straight men. 0.99

00:22:27.060 What did you guys do for the fucking thing today? 0.99

00:22:29.380 There was a... 0.99

00:22:29.740 Okay, I wanna...

00:22:30.600 It was a great...

00:22:31.460 It was the beepinging. 1.00

00:22:32.420 There was a fucking... 1.00

00:22:33.020 The phones were beeping like crazy. 0.99

00:22:34.260 It was the beepinging?

00:22:34.880 Yeah.

00:22:35.540 The beepinging.

00:22:36.540 I was at work, so, like, a bunch of people's phones went off.

00:22:39.320 Oh, yeah.

00:22:39.620 Do you think that black people noticed it, even? 0.71

00:22:41.540 Dude, yeah. 0.99

00:22:44.700 They can't read either.

00:22:45.620 They're like...

00:22:47.960 So, they're like, there's code on my screen.

00:22:52.700 I don't know.

00:22:53.080 And there's a...

00:22:53.540 There's like...

00:22:54.840 It sounds like...

00:22:55.500 It sounds like my hallway's in my phone.

00:22:59.940 Dude, I bet, yeah, like, the government's gonna... 0.57

00:23:01.600 What if a black person throws his phone down his own hallway because it's beeping? 0.94

00:23:06.860 Does the beep ever stop?

00:23:08.140 Like, what happens?

00:23:09.340 No, the beeps combine.

00:23:11.380 And then it becomes an apex beep.

00:23:12.980 And then it blows their ear down.

00:23:14.380 I think the government was actually making an honest attempt at solving the inner city

00:23:19.320 problem we're having right now.

00:23:20.700 That's what I was about to say.

00:23:22.380 Yeah, they probably... 0.94

00:23:23.240 They unleashed some sort of weapon, and they know that the black people can't hear the alerts. 1.00

00:23:27.080 Clint wasn't even up to have a second nap by that time.

00:23:29.680 I'm still asleep.

00:23:30.820 He was at 2 o'clock.

00:23:32.300 He was out, dude.

00:23:34.260 It was in between my fourth and fifth sleep.

00:23:36.800 Thank you, though.

00:23:37.980 Okay, thank you for the concern.

00:23:39.860 What did you guys do?

00:23:40.740 What did you do, Cole?

00:23:41.460 Because I know you knew.

00:23:42.060 No, no, I'll tell you because I was very upset because it actually...

00:23:44.760 They said 1...

00:23:45.680 Well, so 2.20 Eastern is what it was.

00:23:47.760 So 1.20 my time.

00:23:49.180 Okay.

00:23:49.480 It happened at 1.18 and I was pissed.

00:23:51.960 I set an alarm for 1.18.

00:23:54.580 Like, for 1.18.

00:23:55.800 What?

00:23:56.000 Because I was gonna put my phone on airplane mode.

00:23:58.440 They said that would stop it.

00:23:59.440 It was airplane mode.

00:23:59.920 You had to turn it completely off, dude.

00:24:01.720 And I'll tell you what I did.

00:24:03.320 Okay, so I was like, okay, I'll put my phone on airplane mode at 1.18 and then I turned

00:24:08.700 my TV off and I put my computer on airplane mode. 0.98

00:24:11.800 I was like, I'm not fucking getting this shit because it's supposed to go out at all. 0.96

00:24:14.300 And then I put it on airplane mode. 0.99

00:24:16.180 Like, right when I opened, like, the alarm went off, opened up my phone and it goes,

00:24:19.980 boo! 0.83

00:24:20.500 The national... 1.00

00:24:20.940 And I was like, motherfucker! 1.00

00:24:22.420 I was like, you bitches went two minutes early. 1.00

00:24:24.620 I was so pissed. 0.99

00:24:25.200 And then, like, uh, and then I turned on airplane mode and then when I took it off,

00:24:29.700 because it's still, I was still like, I'll get past 1.20.

00:24:31.780 At 1.21, I took it off and then they sent two more. 1.00

00:24:35.220 And I was like, you motherfuckers! 1.00

00:24:36.880 What? 1.00

00:24:37.380 Like, it happened, yeah.

00:24:38.340 I got, I got two, and I had to press okay.

00:24:40.360 So it cuts through the airplane mode.

00:24:41.420 It, like, overrides airplane mode.

00:24:42.640 Well, it, like... 1.00

00:24:43.220 Dude, they tricked my ass. 0.99

00:24:44.100 It was when I took off airplane mode, it came in. 1.00

00:24:47.340 Hmm.

00:24:48.480 What'd you do, Jose?

00:24:50.080 Oh, I took my phone, I, like, left the phone off.

00:24:52.540 Like, it was for, like, a good 30 minutes or so. 0.99

00:24:54.760 So, and then I turned it back on, and then the motherfucker had the gall, 0.99

00:24:57.420 probably 15 minutes after it was supposed to happen, 0.99

00:24:59.360 to still start beeping as soon as I turned it on. 0.97

00:25:01.740 I was like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. 0.88

00:25:03.320 My phone, my phone never beeped. 0.94

00:25:05.400 Let me tell you why.

00:25:06.440 This is what I did.

00:25:07.080 Mine didn't either.

00:25:07.460 Yeah, mine also didn't.

00:25:09.220 So, this is crazy.

00:25:10.620 And, again, I'm, like, the wrong person to be doing this,

00:25:13.080 because I'm a conspiracy-minded person.

00:25:15.320 And also, I, for my other show, we picked up a sponsor,

00:25:19.540 Matthew Reif, who deals with these electromagnetic canceling machines.

00:25:23.200 So, hold on one second.

00:25:25.040 I take my phone, I turn it off,

00:25:27.820 I put it in a Faraday box inside my parents' house.

00:25:30.660 Oh, okay, nice.

00:25:31.720 And they have the same thing. 0.99

00:25:32.780 They all turn their shit off and put it in a Faraday box. 0.99

00:25:35.040 Nothing beeped. 0.99

00:25:35.820 Nothing went off.

00:25:37.300 Yeah.

00:25:37.440 I went out to the trampoline with my two kids.

00:25:40.920 First, I went to my house. 0.99

00:25:41.840 I unplugged it, unplugged the router and all that shit. 0.96

00:25:44.400 And I went, and they're just playing around. 0.60

00:25:45.860 I'm laying down, looking up at the trees right above the trampoline.

00:25:49.780 And the trees start to vibrate.

00:25:51.600 Swear to God.

00:25:52.320 Like this. 0.99

00:25:52.660 And I'm like, yo, what the fuck is that? 0.99

00:25:56.060 And I'm like, oh, it's cicadas. 0.99

00:25:57.960 Like the cicadas are all vibrating in unison.

00:26:00.260 They don't do that during the daytime. 0.99

00:26:02.160 And it was loud as fuck. 0.99

00:26:04.340 And I looked at my son and I was like, do you hear that? 0.99

00:26:06.580 And he said, yeah, it sounds like bees. 1.00

00:26:08.300 So I was like, fuck. 0.99

00:26:09.100 So I get out the trampoline and I run over to the contractor in my house. 0.99

00:26:12.060 And I was like, hey, Juan, like, is your phone beeping?

00:26:14.480 And he looked, he said, oh, yeah, look, just beeped.

00:26:16.560 And I'm like, what just happened?

00:26:18.400 It felt like, so is this like a wave that's coming that like disturbed these crickets 0.93

00:26:23.520 and then fucking transmitted right into this dude's phone? 0.84

00:26:26.620 I don't know what this was, but this legitimately happened. 0.98

00:26:29.680 Yes, I was being autistic. 0.99

00:26:30.740 This frequency has got to fuck with like bugs like that. 0.99

00:26:34.800 Heavy frequency. 0.99

00:26:36.340 Yeah.

00:26:37.040 That's alarming.

00:26:38.880 It's alarming.

00:26:39.760 I know you already told this story on your show top, on your other show top.

00:26:43.700 You guys were talking about how you guys can hear, like,

00:26:46.740 one of you guys was talking about TVs, like old TVs and how you could almost feel them.

00:26:50.640 Do you guys remember, did you guys, I was able to literally as a kid hear TVs.

00:26:54.880 And I don't mean like with the sound on.

00:26:56.400 Oh, yeah.

00:26:56.980 They definitely had like a whine.

00:26:58.660 It had like a home almost.

00:27:00.000 Dude, do you guys remember if we just, go ahead.

00:27:03.140 Oh, when, when you're, I don't think any of you are old enough to have experienced this,

00:27:07.540 but I had this TV that when you would shut it off, it was this big ass tube, like big, 1.00

00:27:12.280 like big motherfucker. 1.00

00:27:13.520 And it would go boom. 1.00

00:27:14.900 And then there would be this, there would be this, there would be this fucking, 0.99

00:27:17.940 this red and blue and green, like aura that just stuck in the middle of the TV for like two minutes or some shit. 0.94

00:27:24.460 I don't know how long it lasted, but do you guys remember that?

00:27:26.600 That was wild.

00:27:27.020 That was like the first gen CRTs.

00:27:29.300 Yeah.

00:27:29.880 Yeah, because it was a vacuum tube that was literally like emitting like a, I can't remember.

00:27:35.740 I guess.

00:27:36.740 We just like radiating ourselves as children.

00:27:39.020 It was like almost radiation.

00:27:40.080 Because that's how they had to do it because it was a vacuum tube and they had to like,

00:27:43.200 they were shooting it like a light rays, like photons.

00:27:46.380 That's what I'm thinking of.

00:27:47.080 Photons, like to the, to light it up.

00:27:49.920 Dude, do you guys remember, you guys remember when we used to do this show and we were funny?

00:27:54.340 Like last week.

00:27:54.920 Yeah, this episode is not funny at all.

00:27:56.420 I feel like Legion of Skanks right now.

00:27:58.120 I was, I don't know.

00:27:59.480 This is terrible.

00:28:00.360 I was, I was wondering like, I think it's, it's kind of crazy.

00:28:03.180 To the top has like this personal Faraday cage.

00:28:05.880 But what I was thinking is what if black people, because they're so often in cages that they're 0.69

00:28:11.740 like, they're like living perpetually in a Faraday cage and that's why they can't hear 0.70

00:28:15.380 any of these beeps.

00:28:16.640 Jesus Christ.

00:28:18.160 That was such a deep dive.

00:28:19.200 Dude, did you just like.

00:28:20.340 Faraday cage?

00:28:21.960 Yo, honestly, honestly today, the only thing I was afraid of, I was like, I was like, I 0.96

00:28:25.820 know Top's not dumb enough to get him or his wife or his kids vaccinated. 0.97

00:28:29.520 I know Cole's too poor. 0.99

00:28:30.760 Like he'll do whatever it takes.

00:28:32.080 I know.

00:28:32.520 I know. 1.00

00:28:33.180 What the fuck? 1.00

00:28:34.100 I know. 1.00

00:28:34.480 I know.

00:28:35.020 I was worried about Jose.

00:28:35.780 I was worried about Jose.

00:28:36.900 I was getting there.

00:28:37.960 I was getting there.

00:28:38.740 I thought, I thought we were going to come back and Jose's heart was going to be blown

00:28:42.000 out of his chest.

00:28:42.620 He's just going to be sitting in front of his camera.

00:28:44.720 Dude.

00:28:45.440 Dude.

00:28:45.680 I had the XM, my XM radio on it.

00:28:47.340 I don't know why.

00:28:48.080 I thought for some reason, because it's not your normal radio, that it wouldn't happen.

00:28:52.060 And it started going off.

00:28:52.820 I'm not going to lie.

00:28:53.460 I like my heart skipped a beat from him.

00:28:54.740 I was like, oh no, oh no, oh no, turn off.

00:28:58.820 Skipping a beat for you is a whole nother deal. 1.00

00:29:01.080 I don't know why all this crazy shit happened to you. 0.99

00:29:04.400 When it happened to me, I got one alert on my phone. 0.98

00:29:06.520 My phone's on silent, so I just saw my phone light up. 0.97

00:29:08.940 I'm like, what the fuck is this? 0.84

00:29:09.780 Oh, it's an alert. 0.98

00:29:10.420 I didn't even read it.

00:29:11.220 I hit cancel or whatever, and then that was it.

00:29:13.320 But I heard a bunch of other people go off.

00:29:15.140 So did like tens of thousands of people kill their kids or do anything crazy because of

00:29:20.260 the beepening?

00:29:20.780 I don't know.

00:29:21.980 No.

00:29:22.320 So I'm less on the like, oh, this was out like a 5G radio, like destroy your lives or

00:29:27.540 the thing.

00:29:27.840 I think it's just more like they know World War III is about to happen.

00:29:31.640 And they literally said, this is just, they literally said, this is for, and they did the

00:29:37.020 regular things first.

00:29:37.760 They said this is for national disasters.

00:29:39.400 This is for like any type of information.

00:29:41.200 And they said for attacks on a national level.

00:29:44.880 That's what they said.

00:29:45.380 This is for, this is for like.

00:29:46.480 Did they say it's for alien invasion?

00:29:49.120 That's what they're going to use it for. 0.99

00:29:50.560 Well, what, what concerned me about it was that, that Russia had their fucking nuke emergency 0.98

00:29:55.820 alarm thing happened today too, simultaneously. 0.98

00:29:58.600 Like the, it's just like. 0.96

00:30:00.080 No fucking way. 0.99

00:30:01.080 Yeah, bro. 1.00

00:30:01.760 Yeah.

00:30:02.100 That's, that's why I don't like, like, I just don't like any of this.

00:30:05.320 And I don't, I don't know why.

00:30:06.760 I'm like, everybody looks at me like I'm crazy thinking like, like we could actually end up

00:30:10.400 in a hot war, like a hot nuclear war, but it's like, what are we doing? 1.00

00:30:13.340 Like what, we're just marching towards this shit. 0.99

00:30:15.400 What we're saying, what we're saying guys is that we are going to be in Georgia. 0.99

00:30:19.360 So come and check us out.

00:30:22.060 It'll be your last opportunity. 0.98

00:30:23.940 There was another one I saw that, uh, and also I don't know why you're being, uh, fucking 0.99

00:30:28.920 weird about not being funny because this is October and we said in October, we're going 0.91

00:30:32.280 to do a fucking like kind of conspiracy thing anyway. 0.78

00:30:35.080 So we said we do it as like a separate show that we shouldn't sacrifice the funny. 0.98

00:30:38.620 That's fucking, you sacrifice the funny every week toad, every, every aspect of life is 0.98

00:30:44.860 a sacrifice of funny, every aspect of this has been funny. 0.99

00:30:48.440 This, this has been funny talking about tipping.

00:30:50.180 We've been funny about it.

00:30:51.080 We've made fun.

00:30:51.540 All this was funny.

00:30:52.280 I also did hear a thing.

00:30:53.760 Someone said that, uh, California has ordered like 3 million caskets for some reason or some 0.99

00:30:58.100 shit. 0.98

00:30:58.540 And then they were just like, they were asked about it. 1.00

00:31:00.340 They were like, nah, it didn't happen.

00:31:02.520 They're like, they're like, no, it's no big deal though.

00:31:04.280 Like we got a lot of old people here. 1.00

00:31:05.720 We got old people. 1.00

00:31:06.960 We're killing illegals. 1.00

00:31:09.240 No, they definitely aren't. 0.99

00:31:11.040 We do have some mailbags.

00:31:12.740 Yeah.

00:31:12.900 We have some mailbags.

00:31:14.020 Just go ahead.

00:31:15.040 Oh, wow.

00:31:17.120 All right.

00:31:17.560 Uh, definitely a goyim, which is, uh, definitely not a grappler that guy, uh, which would you 1.00

00:31:24.020 rather fuck or for Jose gorilla fuck a mason jar of staples and horseradish or a bucket 0.99

00:31:31.280 of centipedes, bucket of centipedes, I'm going centipedes, a mason jar full of what? 1.00

00:31:39.340 Horseradish and staples, bro.

00:31:41.500 That's awful. 1.00

00:31:42.620 So eating this, no, fuck it. 1.00

00:31:45.880 You're sticking your penis in it. 1.00

00:31:47.240 As long as they're not like poisonous centipedes, I'm black. 1.00

00:31:49.880 I am. 0.98

00:31:50.120 I'm going to turn.

00:31:51.220 I'm going to turn those centipedes into a jelly lube to completion.

00:31:56.680 Well, there are multiple questions here. 1.00

00:31:58.960 So I'd go with the centipedes if we mean you're going to stick your dick in one of 0.99

00:32:04.060 these things because like, I don't think that that would look like, right? 0.99

00:32:08.340 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's 0.98

00:32:14.420 not how you fuck things Cole. 0.99

00:32:15.500 You have it all wrong. 1.00

00:32:16.320 You've been doing it all wrong your entire life. 0.99

00:32:17.660 What if this means you're shoving the mason jar up your anus? 1.00

00:32:20.340 I mean, I guess that would be fucking it too. 1.00

00:32:24.920 Then I would go the other way. 0.99

00:32:26.420 No, no, no, no. 1.00

00:32:26.560 You're only doing that so your buddy can fuck it and not be gay. 1.00

00:32:29.280 Okay? 1.00

00:32:30.540 No, because then I would go the other way because the centipedes would like crawl like into your 0.98

00:32:34.480 home.

00:32:34.840 I'm not even going to think about that.

00:32:36.280 Into your digestive system.

00:32:36.780 I think Toad.

00:32:37.600 I've decided not to think about that. 1.00

00:32:39.440 Toad is a reincarnation of the guy that died that put the whole jar in his asshole. 1.00

00:32:45.320 One man, one jar. 1.00

00:32:45.720 Yeah, one man, one jar.

00:32:48.120 That was like 30 something years ago.

00:32:50.340 That guy died and then Toad was born and that Toad is heading toward the same exact fate.

00:32:56.140 That guy was my father, actually.

00:32:57.840 Yo, your final destination is that?

00:33:00.020 Like something that's totally avoidable, but you do it anyways?

00:33:02.900 Yeah, it's final destiny-ing us.

00:33:06.220 Oh.

00:33:07.580 Oh.

00:33:09.320 Not bad.

00:33:10.580 All right.

00:33:10.920 It's like Cole is just lifting stuff.

00:33:13.800 The mason juicy.

00:33:15.720 You missed a good one, Cole.

00:33:17.520 All right.

00:33:17.900 What's the next one?

00:33:19.720 Oh, boy.

00:33:21.420 Mark Vestibule. 0.99

00:33:22.980 That's the guy that fucked the horse, by the way. 0.99

00:33:26.100 Who did? 0.99

00:33:26.640 What?

00:33:26.900 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:33:27.840 Mr. Hands.

00:33:28.060 Mr. Hands is like the boss of bosses.

00:33:30.180 He's like super villain level boss. 0.99

00:33:32.280 Mark Vestibule says, you and another member of the gang have to become gay lovers. 0.92

00:33:36.180 If you're the top, who do you choose?

00:33:37.780 And if you're the bottom, does the answer change?

00:33:40.420 Of course.

00:33:41.500 Do we have to go around the world?

00:33:42.780 Oh.

00:33:43.740 Okay.

00:33:44.280 So this is a pretty good question.

00:33:45.160 Who would we top and who would we prefer as our bottom? 0.86

00:33:47.640 That's a good one.

00:33:48.220 No, but I think the bigger question is who would you prefer?

00:33:50.720 You only can choose one.

00:33:51.800 So four will be insulted.

00:33:53.200 Or three will be insulted.

00:33:54.760 Go ahead, Zoe.

00:33:55.140 Who do you choose?

00:33:55.740 I'm going toad for both, by the way.

00:33:59.660 Oh, my God.

00:34:00.700 Everybody's going to pick me. 1.00

00:34:01.820 God damn it. 0.99

00:34:02.300 Actually, you know what? 1.00

00:34:02.960 No, I've seen toad's dick. 0.99

00:34:04.280 And it actually isn't that bad. 1.00

00:34:05.520 You know, I'm going off my pre-seen toad's dick. 0.99

00:34:09.140 You've seen it in person as well. 1.00

00:34:11.300 Yeah, I guess so.

00:34:11.880 But your hand was covered up.

00:34:14.140 Not the whole way.

00:34:14.520 So it's not that big.

00:34:16.740 You've seen the picture.

00:34:18.620 Wait, answer the question.

00:34:20.040 Toad, go. 0.99

00:34:20.380 His hand lapses dick like four times. 0.99

00:34:23.020 What is it? 0.99

00:34:23.740 Wait.

00:34:24.520 Hold on. 0.98

00:34:26.140 Gay lovers. 0.97

00:34:26.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:34:27.400 On the top, who do I choose?

00:34:28.680 On the bottom, does it change?

00:34:31.080 I want to.

00:34:31.540 Okay, I'll answer mine.

00:34:32.340 I would top.

00:34:33.120 Top.

00:34:34.040 Because I feel like of all.

00:34:36.980 Like, it's from behind.

00:34:38.600 I feel like he's the one I can most convince myself as a woman. 0.63

00:34:40.760 I don't mean you look feminine.

00:34:42.140 It's more your hair.

00:34:42.940 Because it kind of looks like black woman hair, you know? 0.96

00:34:45.340 So I could convince.

00:34:46.960 Yeah.

00:34:47.840 Yeah.

00:34:48.020 But now, like, who would I want to top me if I have to?

00:34:50.500 I don't want any of you to top me. 1.00

00:34:51.900 I guess I'd go toad because I've seen his dick. 1.00

00:34:54.120 I've seen Clint's dick. 1.00

00:34:55.740 I don't know what top in Cole's dick. 1.00

00:34:57.520 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1.00

00:34:58.060 Wait a second.

00:34:59.580 He's printed.

00:35:00.440 He's printed.

00:35:01.440 He's printed pretty hard.

00:35:02.080 I don't know.

00:35:02.300 We've got to get into this.

00:35:03.600 He's printed hard.

00:35:04.640 Oh, if that's the case, I have seen it.

00:35:06.360 I have seen it, too, at the airport.

00:35:08.620 All right, the bulge.

00:35:09.220 Yeah, I don't want to get topped by that.

00:35:11.020 So I guess toad would be the one I don't want to top.

00:35:12.240 It's a little deceptive.

00:35:13.680 I have enormous.

00:35:14.220 Yeah, but that was him soft, and Toad was fully erect.

00:35:18.780 No, I was not.

00:35:19.180 So we don't really know. 1.00

00:35:21.320 Your dick was hard as a rock in that period. 1.00

00:35:22.860 It was absolutely. 1.00

00:35:23.960 If it was hard as a rock, it would have been up and not down. 1.00

00:35:27.300 And I've seen Cole's dick, too. 0.99

00:35:29.820 So, like, that's, like, and then, which is slightly bigger than Toad's, I think. 1.00

00:35:34.320 But, like, also, he would grill fuck me. 1.00

00:35:36.940 He'd grill fuck me, for sure. 1.00

00:35:38.000 Cole's dick is a mystery to me because it's, like, the angle on it is so strange. 1.00

00:35:42.640 It's a great angle on it, though. 0.99

00:35:44.380 It's a great angle.

00:35:45.420 Very flattering.

00:35:46.160 Oh, my God.

00:35:46.820 Have we ever thought about this?

00:35:47.600 Have we entered into Nicest Dick?

00:35:49.520 Okay, well.

00:35:50.200 No, I've already talked about this.

00:35:51.320 I said, I mean, I feel like I could, like, I thought about entering Nicest Dick. 0.99

00:35:55.120 I just want to remind you guys, this is my only friend group where I know, like, everybody's dick. 0.99

00:35:58.600 And I don't like it. 0.98

00:35:59.540 I don't like that this is what you guys do.

00:36:01.140 I would choose Clint if I have to choose somebody to top me because I think he would fall asleep.

00:36:12.100 And his low T would get in the way.

00:36:14.040 So, that would not be that pleasant.

00:36:16.040 He'd only be good for one round.

00:36:17.720 Well, I'll tell you this much. 0.99

00:36:19.960 Now that you chose me, I'm going to go so fucking hard on you, it's going to be insane. 1.00

00:36:24.120 I'm going to destroy you. 1.00

00:36:25.480 He's going to get gas station dick pills and absolutely, like, ran with your fucking liver, dude. 1.00

00:36:29.540 Oh, don't get it twisted. 1.00

00:36:30.720 He can joke about me having low T. 1.00

00:36:32.220 My dick works just fine, and I'm going to wreck your asshole. 1.00

00:36:35.200 Mine works awesomely. 1.00

00:36:36.460 And I guess I would top top for the same reason as Jose because I could convince myself.

00:36:41.980 He has the most feminine body. 1.00

00:36:42.880 I'm sorry.

00:36:43.360 He has the most feminine body. 1.00

00:36:43.900 This right here is also something else.

00:36:46.320 It's the only b-hole you've seen as also. 0.99

00:36:48.620 So, like, you could be like, if I was going to be on top, is that a b-hole I could fuck? 0.99

00:36:55.480 I mean, look, I'm going to be honest. 1.00

00:36:59.360 I think Jose, now that Cole's in shape, he is, if I was gay, total snack. 1.00

00:37:05.720 Like, I would absolutely want to fuck Cole because Cole's whole hindquarters are like, 1.00

00:37:11.420 I want dick in this. 1.00

00:37:13.600 Dude, it's crazy. 1.00

00:37:14.340 So, when I first started working out, because I had a dumpy on me from being fat.

00:37:19.180 It was a dumpy.

00:37:20.020 And I lost it.

00:37:20.820 It was gone.

00:37:22.080 And then it came back, and now it's just muscles.

00:37:24.120 And I was like, it's firm.

00:37:25.720 It's a muscle dumpy.

00:37:27.360 It's a muscle dumpy. 0.99

00:37:28.660 It's a, can Cole reach his own butthole? 0.98

00:37:33.260 Yes, I still can. 0.99

00:37:37.880 He's like, I'm too jacked.

00:37:39.760 I can't get back there anymore. 0.92

00:37:42.800 Oh, to wipe.

00:37:44.600 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:44.860 Yeah, Cole's got to do something about that.

00:37:47.340 The standing wiper. 1.00

00:37:48.040 Not to wipe, you idiot. 1.00

00:37:48.960 To push it in his ass. 1.00

00:37:50.180 You idiot. 1.00

00:37:53.400 The hole in one. 1.00

00:37:54.300 Yeah, I understand.

00:37:55.280 The hole in one.

00:37:56.640 Ooh, I just realized if I could, technically I can choose myself.

00:38:00.440 I think I would choose me because if I can top myself, I think, like, I store fat mostly

00:38:05.960 in my love handles.

00:38:07.040 So, I think that gives me more of, like, a feminine feel, like, if you're grabbing it,

00:38:10.240 you know?

00:38:10.840 So, I feel like that would be the way to go. 0.99

00:38:12.500 By the way, no one's choosing Jose to be, like, your top because he will gorilla fuck. 0.99

00:38:17.100 That's all he knows. 1.00

00:38:18.140 That's all he can do. 1.00

00:38:19.420 And he would just wreck your shit. 1.00

00:38:23.180 I also like the top choice as a bottom because he is, like, a Latina or Latino. 1.00

00:38:31.500 He does, like, I don't know.

00:38:32.820 He's Latina after I'm done with him. 1.00

00:38:35.140 Yeah, he'll have that slight tan.

00:38:39.520 And if, like, maybe, like, he has, like, I don't know what his back look like, but it

00:38:43.560 could be, like, a woman's back, like, a woman Latina's back. 1.00

00:38:47.320 I don't know.

00:38:47.800 Like, and the tan.

00:38:49.120 I feel like you could also, like, kind of, you could squint and be, like, those are, like,

00:38:53.740 kind of women's, like, hindquarters. 1.00

00:38:56.080 And he probably is a little bumpy on him, dude.

00:38:57.440 I'm finding out I'm very feminine.

00:38:59.660 But I think Jose made a mistake by letting Toad be the top because I feel like either,

00:39:05.960 like, I feel like he would be really aggressive with you. 0.99

00:39:08.420 Like, with his, the way his dick is shaped and, like, how he's kind of, I feel like he 1.00

00:39:13.280 would be. 1.00

00:39:14.060 And then that wouldn't be too nice.

00:39:14.940 Mine's got a nice bend to it, yeah.

00:39:18.160 I mean, I'm probably choosing Top just because I want to hang out with him the most.

00:39:24.260 I was going to say. 0.99

00:39:25.600 You would fuck him and be like, hey, man, you want to get a beer and just chill? 1.00

00:39:28.440 No, he's going to cuddle with him. 1.00

00:39:32.260 I was going to choose Cole because Cole has the best attitude out of everybody. 1.00

00:39:36.840 So I'd be like, I guess I don't mind this guy fucking me. 1.00

00:39:39.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:39.960 And then he also was a snack. 1.00

00:39:41.040 If you're going to, if you're going to have to get fucked by a guy, you might as well. 0.99

00:39:43.740 I'm also, I'm a very, it might be a friendly guy, you know. 0.99

00:39:45.940 I'm a very, like, giving lover. 0.98

00:39:48.300 Like, I, I, I like whenever the other person, like, comes or fucking gets off. 0.99

00:39:53.080 So, like, that's, so I would also be, like, I would be fucking you, but I'd be, 0.99

00:39:55.960 like, also giving you a little reach around, too. 0.99

00:39:57.600 I'd be, like, I'm going to, you're going to come as well.

00:39:59.540 It's not just going to be me. 0.99

00:40:00.320 You do that dope-ass move where they reach behind and kind of play with the balls, you know. 0.99

00:40:03.160 Oh, God, that's so great. 0.98

00:40:05.460 You never, like, hit it from behind and they, like, reach under their legs and kind of, like, 0.94

00:40:08.760 kind of play with the balls, you know. 1.00

00:40:09.800 We're talking about gay sex. 1.00

00:40:11.240 There would be no reaching behind. 1.00

00:40:12.760 It would be.

00:40:13.360 So was Jose.

00:40:15.100 It's not reach around.

00:40:16.600 It's not reach under. 0.99

00:40:19.180 They jerk themselves over one hand and grab your balls with the other. 1.00

00:40:21.940 Yo, that's, that's what's great about being gay is, like, you just know. 1.00

00:40:26.820 What's not great about it other than the AIDS? 0.99

00:40:28.580 You really do know what to do with another guy because, like, and you can jerk, like. 1.00

00:40:34.280 Yeah, but the AIDS doesn't come from the gay sex. 1.00

00:40:36.740 It only comes from the, uh, the needles. 0.98

00:40:38.700 It comes from the conversations afterwards. 0.99

00:40:41.300 I've never had my balls touched. 0.99

00:40:43.520 I don't think I've ever had, uh, maybe, like, once during sex I've had my, like, like. 0.99

00:40:47.660 Like, only once. 0.62

00:40:49.180 Dude, it's crazy how, like, how terrible sex life is.

00:40:52.460 No, it's great, though.

00:40:54.860 But here's the thing.

00:40:55.880 I'm also a very giving lover.

00:40:57.420 Like, I like to, so, like, I get off on somebody else getting off.

00:41:01.360 So do I.

00:41:01.660 All right, Liz.

00:41:02.120 So do I.

00:41:02.560 I know you're listening, Liz.

00:41:03.740 Next time, when he's hitting it from behind, reach between those legs and just kind of

00:41:07.220 lightly just kind of, you know, just play with them.

00:41:09.280 It just, it's such a great move.

00:41:11.880 You're like, whoa. 0.99

00:41:12.840 I feel like Liz, Liz is such a dom that she probably doesn't touch his balls at all. 1.00

00:41:18.820 Out of, like, just from some weird. 1.00

00:41:20.400 She fucking punches him. 1.00

00:41:21.160 She's like, you fucking faggot. 1.00

00:41:24.120 No, she's not. 1.00

00:41:24.680 Honestly, I think that's exactly what happened.

00:41:26.440 I don't understand. 1.00

00:41:27.360 Go fend yourself in the bathroom, faggot. 1.00

00:41:30.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:31.560 Because if it's.

00:41:32.740 She's like, I'm done. 0.98

00:41:33.600 Get off of me, fat. 0.96

00:41:35.200 You're like, wow. 0.99

00:41:36.600 Yeah, that's true.

00:41:37.620 If it's from behind, they're usually having to do, like, the whole, like, like, this,

00:41:41.000 like, standing, like, you know, putting their arms out.

00:41:43.080 Guys, let us not forget.

00:41:44.320 Let us not forget. 0.98

00:41:45.160 The only reason Cole is this jacked is because, because Liz negged him during sex. 0.99

00:41:49.740 Negged him during sex. 1.00

00:41:51.320 You're just going to be fat the whole time or something. 0.99

00:41:53.340 He's going to.

00:41:56.080 Six months later, he's, like, roided out.

00:41:58.700 Man, she's something else. 1.00

00:41:59.600 Shit, I need to fuck some bitches then. 1.00

00:42:01.920 The hottest thing, the hottest thing you could do, though, is if you're fucking a girl, 1.00

00:42:04.800 doggy style, and the girl reaches through her legs, like, like, like Jose was talking about, 1.00

00:42:09.440 but then she grabs, she grabs your balls, and she, she pulls on them, and she says, 1.00

00:42:13.000 give me that cum. 1.00

00:42:14.000 Like, she's, like, trying to, like, drain it out of your balls. 1.00

00:42:15.960 Oh, like, trying to, oh, my God. 1.00

00:42:18.260 I already get the, that type of dirty talk already gets me anyway.

00:42:21.600 The, like.

00:42:22.320 Yeah, I love it because you've never experienced it.

00:42:24.740 It's like. 0.79

00:42:25.620 Liz is like, I've, I've cum, we're done. 0.94

00:42:28.620 I've cum, we're done. 0.79

00:42:29.940 Think about how much of a. 0.93

00:42:30.660 You guys have a phenomenon to where when they're starting to cum and they start making those, 0.77

00:42:33.400 like, cum noises, it all starts making you cum quicker. 0.89

00:42:36.720 Oh, yes. 0.99

00:42:37.020 It's like this, it's like a dangerous thing because you're like, shit, now I'm going 1.00

00:42:39.940 to cum. 1.00

00:42:40.560 You're like, you're trying to hold it back, you know? 0.99

00:42:42.620 Yes. 0.88

00:42:43.360 And then women take forever anyway, so they're cum towards this start 10 minutes out of when 1.00

00:42:47.580 they're actually will. 0.96

00:42:48.580 And so, like.

00:42:49.180 This is the problem.

00:42:50.060 This is the problem that I have is, like, I'm the same way as Cole where, like, I have

00:42:53.320 to get the girl off. 0.96

00:42:53.980 So, but, but, like, I'll, I'll get to the point that I, I'm like, okay, I could if I wanted

00:42:59.040 to. 0.96

00:42:59.180 I could cum if I wanted to. 0.98

00:43:00.220 But then I'm like, ah, she's so close. 0.98

00:43:01.680 Then I'll delay.

00:43:02.700 I'll delay gratification. 1.00

00:43:03.580 And then, and then when she comes, my dick's like, you had your shot, buddy. 1.00

00:43:07.600 Like, we're done. 1.00

00:43:08.300 We're, we're past that point. 0.97

00:43:09.500 And then I can't cum. 1.00

00:43:10.140 My dick works fine. 1.00

00:43:13.400 Dude, think about how much. 1.00

00:43:17.220 I'm just quoting you from earlier. 1.00

00:43:19.000 Yeah, you're quoting that my dick works fine, but then you can't, like. 1.00

00:43:22.440 No, I think, I think that is a, I think that is a fully functioning dick. 1.00

00:43:25.540 No, but also, you did tell me before that you have never had sex and not cum, so. 1.00

00:43:31.780 What? 0.96

00:43:32.100 No, I didn't say that.

00:43:33.260 I said, I said.

00:43:33.720 You 100% said that to me.

00:43:34.800 No, I said, I said the first, like, 20 times I had sex, I didn't cum.

00:43:38.660 How is that possible?

00:43:39.420 Oh, he did say that, yeah.

00:43:40.820 Wow, that's bizarre. 1.00

00:43:42.160 But my dick was working fine. 1.00

00:43:43.640 I just was, like, I was horrified of, like, getting the girl pregnant or something. 1.00

00:43:46.760 I don't know.

00:43:47.460 You were so scared.

00:43:48.460 Your body was like, don't worry, dude, we got you.

00:43:50.160 Your body was like, yeah, don't do this. 1.00

00:43:51.620 Yeah, slutty's own pee-pee. 1.00

00:43:53.120 Dude, I'm trying to wrap my mind around this, like, Kohl's situation, like, as being, like, 0.99

00:43:57.580 kind of a paradox. 0.99

00:43:58.200 Wrap your mind around the concept of pussy? 1.00

00:43:59.920 No, yes. 1.00

00:44:00.920 Yeah, well, I'm the pussy expert, obviously. 1.00

00:44:04.540 But no, I'm thinking. 0.99

00:44:05.160 This is like for me when you guys start talking about sports?

00:44:07.960 No, I'm thinking.

00:44:08.520 He gets so upset whenever we talk sports.

00:44:12.240 He's like, yeah, yeah, the Cowboys did really let us down last Sunday.

00:44:15.580 You don't know anything about this. 1.00

00:44:16.780 No, this is like the fat man's paradox, though, because I want some bitch who's fucking me 1.00

00:44:21.560 to neg me into becoming. 1.00

00:44:23.420 You don't have to say it like that.

00:44:24.700 Yeah, it's like becoming less fat.

00:44:26.000 It's like, especially when you're talking about a hypothetical, it sounds like, sounds

00:44:29.240 misogynistic almost.

00:44:30.640 Becoming less, becoming less, I'm racist and misogynist. 0.83

00:44:34.060 We know this. 1.00

00:44:34.880 Becoming less fat, but how can I get a bitch to fuck me in the first place if I am too 1.00

00:44:38.980 fat? 1.00

00:44:39.600 But see, you keep saying bitch, and that's why you're not getting any bitches. 1.00

00:44:43.600 Well, man. 1.00

00:44:44.360 You gotta treat the bitches right, all right? 1.00

00:44:47.140 You gotta stop calling them bitches when you say it like that. 1.00

00:44:49.220 It sounds mean, dog. 0.99

00:44:49.980 Is this true?

00:44:51.760 They enjoy it, man.

00:44:52.720 You gotta talk down.

00:44:53.420 Why?

00:44:53.880 Honestly, I could see that.

00:44:55.440 Benzo, why?

00:44:56.800 The benzos, that's why.

00:44:58.760 Yeah.

00:44:59.640 That probably does.

00:45:01.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:02.420 They like detach receptacles from your fucking clitoris or something. 1.00

00:45:07.680 Whatever that's called. 1.00

00:45:08.220 She has no feeling down there. 0.97

00:45:09.420 I want to fondle her receptacles. 1.00

00:45:11.680 I think Toad has a dick that can make her cum, though. 1.00

00:45:14.880 I think he does. 1.00

00:45:15.980 Absolutely.

00:45:16.340 By the way, a woman that doesn't have feeling in her cooter is probably the most dangerous 1.00

00:45:20.340 woman in the world.

00:45:22.080 Interesting.

00:45:22.800 Because she would just use it as a weapon, and then while she's using it as a weapon, 1.00

00:45:27.000 she still gets no pleasure from it, so she can still manipulate during it. 0.99

00:45:30.680 Usually, women still can't manipulate. 1.00

00:45:32.300 Like, yeah, that makes sense.

00:45:33.500 Okay.

00:45:34.000 So she is. 0.95

00:45:34.380 She's the most dangerous woman in the world. 1.00

00:45:35.920 Yeah. 0.99

00:45:37.120 Toad, marry her. 1.00

00:45:37.960 Literally, all she has to do is stop taking benzodiazepines.

00:45:43.160 Yeah, basically.

00:45:43.920 Losing weight makes your D look bigger, Toad, making Josie. 1.00

00:45:47.560 Did she see my pick one?

00:45:49.220 He's got his bets right.

00:45:50.580 That's all he cares about. 0.99

00:45:52.180 Oh, I may have afforded Toad's dick to Josie. 1.00

00:45:54.740 I don't know. 0.99

00:45:55.100 I can't remember.

00:45:55.940 Oh, my God.

00:45:57.180 Oh, my God.

00:45:58.460 Jesus Christ.

00:45:59.840 No way.

00:46:00.520 I can't remember.

00:46:00.940 I don't know.

00:46:01.740 I can't remember.

00:46:02.900 Maybe it's one of the 17 times you've saved it.

00:46:06.200 Josie raided. 0.99

00:46:07.620 It was in between my sixth and seventh nap of the day, so I don't know. 1.00

00:46:12.700 Josie, you'd be like, send me that dick. 1.00

00:46:14.520 And then you're like, send me that dick. 1.00

00:46:16.200 I was like, if you want it, you got to go. 1.00

00:46:18.720 I love that.

00:46:19.320 She goes like, is that Toad?

00:46:22.340 That's not what I wanted.

00:46:23.720 I'm just pretending it's mine the whole time.

00:46:27.900 If she messaged me and said it with that amount of emphasis, I probably would have done it. 1.00

00:46:32.180 I would have been like, oh, shit. 0.99

00:46:33.120 I'm pretty terrified right now. 1.00

00:46:33.760 Yeah, no shit. 0.99

00:46:34.440 That's actually, wait, Clint, challenge for you. 0.99

00:46:38.080 The next time you date a girl or something like that, you're on Tinder, try to get a nude from her, but you send the nude first.

00:46:46.160 This is a long game.

00:46:47.100 You basically got to talk your way into the nude.

00:46:50.180 Wait, and the nude, if I have to send Toad's nude and pretend that it's mine, I'm never getting a response ever.

00:46:59.280 How much Riz does Clint have?

00:47:02.880 I feel like out of all of us, Clint's the one that could do this.

00:47:05.800 He could be the one.

00:47:06.980 Bro, that is a stretch.

00:47:08.620 He's the best of us.

00:47:09.760 If I have to send Toad's body, I'm sledding uphill.

00:47:14.140 This is not going to be easy.

00:47:15.140 I do all right with my own.

00:47:17.340 No, you don't.

00:47:18.840 No, you absolutely do not.

00:47:20.920 I think he does.

00:47:21.420 Somehow, this guy gets, he's got mad nudes.

00:47:24.540 He gets them all the time. 0.99

00:47:26.040 Yeah, but it's all from married bitches that are just desperate for any attention, you know? 1.00

00:47:30.160 Yeah, they're not happy. 0.99

00:47:31.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98

00:47:34.860 I fucking nailed it. 0.97

00:47:38.300 They're so not happy that they're doing this with Toad. 0.98

00:47:41.140 No, I mean, I think it's like, I think it's like, it's the perfect, it's the perfect dude

00:47:45.640 to send your, like, your depressed, unmarried and unhappy nudes to because then, like, if

00:47:50.880 it comes out, you go, like, this guy's a virgin. 0.64

00:47:54.600 I've never, like, of course I'm not having an affair with him.

00:47:56.620 It's a perfect, it's a perfect out.

00:47:58.840 Yeah, but I'm also like, like, this chick is married, so there's no commitment involved.

00:48:04.640 Yeah, that's, that's why, that's why you're doing it.

00:48:06.800 Commitment to what? 0.99

00:48:07.320 That's also why you're not fucking them. 1.00

00:48:08.040 Dude, you're waiting till, you're waiting till you're married. 0.99

00:48:11.080 Yo, he's, he's committed to, he's committed to a life bit that is, like, it's truly, it's

00:48:16.520 truly unbelievable.

00:48:17.480 He's got it up on the, on his board.

00:48:18.460 Yo, I was committed. 0.99

00:48:19.280 He was like, be a fucking, I just, I just want to let you guys know that I was committed 0.99

00:48:24.620 to that bit last week. 0.99

00:48:26.640 I was so committed to that, that it would have still been going on if you didn't figure,

00:48:30.360 if you didn't figure me out, I would have let it go the whole time.

00:48:32.940 I know who you are up top.

00:48:34.680 What?

00:48:35.520 I know, I know you would have done that. 1.00

00:48:37.720 I know you would have done that shit until, like, one of us committed suicide on air. 0.99

00:48:41.700 By the way, when that happened, you had to be like, oh, Colt's IQ is a little bit higher 1.00

00:48:46.060 than we thought it was, right?

00:48:47.640 Because I did figure that out, like, first.

00:48:49.200 The fact that you, that you deciphered it?

00:48:49.960 Yeah.

00:48:50.400 Yeah.

00:48:50.580 That was stunning.

00:48:52.320 Yeah.

00:48:52.720 I mean, the last person I thought that would catch me.

00:48:54.800 And then I regretted right away. 0.97

00:48:56.220 I was like, we should have never gave this nigga admin. 1.00

00:48:58.600 Because he didn't. 0.96

00:48:59.880 That's what it was.

00:49:00.760 I don't have admins, so I had no capacity to figure it out.

00:49:04.920 The only reason I was even suspecting Top is because he actually left entirely.

00:49:09.320 And I was like, that was too much.

00:49:11.000 That was over-the-top proof of life.

00:49:13.520 You know what I'm saying?

00:49:14.980 Anyways, what's the next question?

00:49:16.840 No.

00:49:17.420 Oh, yeah.

00:49:18.460 You have another question.

00:49:19.200 So we'll do this first.

00:49:20.100 Real quick.

00:49:20.540 I had a blind spot.

00:49:22.100 Oh, go ahead.

00:49:22.360 Unless you want to skip the final mailbag.

00:49:24.440 You want to do it or you want to move on?

00:49:25.640 No. 0.99

00:49:26.500 No, these people pay a lot of money to ask us stupid questions, and we're going to read them. 1.00

00:49:30.880 All right. 0.99

00:49:31.200 Well, we only max at three anyway.

00:49:33.260 Mail Monkey 35 says society's collapsing.

00:49:35.560 Why do we max at three?

00:49:36.500 Hold on.

00:49:36.880 Time out.

00:49:37.800 Maybe we should open it up for more.

00:49:39.560 No.

00:49:40.000 Absolutely not.

00:49:40.880 Dude, it takes up so much time, man.

00:49:42.900 All right.

00:49:43.180 All right.

00:49:43.400 A dozen.

00:49:43.760 Think of how many holidays.

00:49:44.200 A dozen per night.

00:49:45.900 A dozen.

00:49:47.580 The whole show is going back.

00:49:48.780 Only when Toad has something else to record when we're done, in which case we do a three

00:49:54.880 and a half hour long tower game.

00:49:56.360 No.

00:49:56.640 The show is always the same length.

00:49:58.860 I just don't want to take the whole thing up.

00:50:00.240 Toad, Toad, if you keep talking, it's going to be a five hour tower game. 0.98

00:50:02.640 I'll go fucking all night. 1.00

00:50:03.760 I'll do whatever it takes to ruin your life. 1.00

00:50:05.440 He had a nap before this.

00:50:06.600 He's good.

00:50:07.060 He's going to go for at least like two and a half hours.

00:50:09.060 I'm energized right now.

00:50:10.400 Wait.

00:50:10.780 No.

00:50:10.940 Think about this.

00:50:11.820 Toad, Toad, Toad.

00:50:13.000 Wait a second, Toad.

00:50:14.200 I'm talking. 1.00

00:50:14.780 Fuck you, Toad. 1.00

00:50:15.260 How many? 1.00

00:50:15.860 No.

00:50:16.880 I know sometimes we only get like two

00:50:18.660 questions.

00:50:19.820 How many questions do you think we've missed that have been bangers because he's the arbiter

00:50:24.200 of funny?

00:50:25.100 No.

00:50:25.400 Look.

00:50:25.640 Right here. 1.00

00:50:26.120 We got George Jefferson and fucking conspiracy extremists. 1.00

00:50:28.880 Are you kidding me? 1.00

00:50:29.500 You're not reading George Jefferson's? 1.00

00:50:31.480 I fucking hate this guy. 1.00

00:50:32.940 Seriously. 1.00

00:50:33.640 Conspiracy extremist question is terrible.

00:50:36.240 I bet you it's great.

00:50:37.620 No. 1.00

00:50:37.880 Remember the fucking the nigger faggot till I die? 1.00

00:50:40.680 That shit? 1.00

00:50:41.020 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:41.400 He was going to skip that question.

00:50:42.920 I read it.

00:50:43.240 I read it.

00:50:43.720 I realized it was awesome.

00:50:46.080 He was going to.

00:50:46.840 I just don't.

00:50:47.380 It's like an unauthorizable thing because we don't know the other chats.

00:50:50.380 If I wasn't as lazy as I am, I would replace you, Toad.

00:50:53.480 Toad can't be playing favorites.

00:50:55.340 Toad can't be playing favorites.

00:50:56.400 And honestly, him serving as the arbiter of funny with these questions is a catastrophic

00:51:00.020 mistake on our part.

00:51:00.840 It really is.

00:51:02.720 I'm the mailbag connoisseur. 0.94

00:51:06.580 You are the mailbag monkey, but still. 0.73

00:51:08.160 I know how to handle the mailbag. 0.99

00:51:10.160 The mailbag monkey.

00:51:11.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:51:12.260 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:51:13.320 Yeah, Toad. 1.00

00:51:13.840 I'm like legitimately nervous, dude.

00:51:15.360 Read it.

00:51:15.580 Read it.

00:51:15.600 Read it.

00:51:16.040 Read it.

00:51:16.180 Read it.

00:51:16.660 Mailmonkey35 says society's collapsing, assuming Crassers lose the road. 0.66

00:51:19.980 Time out.

00:51:20.560 Time out, Toad.

00:51:21.340 Time out.

00:51:22.060 Time out.

00:51:22.880 What are you maxing out your credit on?

00:51:24.380 Wait a second.

00:51:24.800 No.

00:51:25.600 I'm not going to let you read, Toad.

00:51:27.240 I told you these aren't good.

00:51:28.120 I don't care.

00:51:29.060 I interrupted it enough.

00:51:30.160 You're going to listen to me.

00:51:31.740 Okay? 1.00

00:51:32.000 Shut up. 0.99

00:51:32.720 Now, I want you to read a question from the mailbag that you weren't intending to read. 0.99

00:51:38.840 I don't want to.

00:51:42.720 Nice.

00:51:44.320 Not bad.

00:51:45.360 I may have actually sent it now that I see the scoring.

00:51:52.780 She's being awfully generous here.

00:51:55.360 I agree with her. 0.99

00:51:57.660 Very liberal dick rating scale. 1.00

00:52:00.800 She likes the head. 1.00

00:52:01.740 Oh, here he goes. 1.00

00:52:02.680 She likes Jew cock, apparently. 1.00

00:52:05.800 Is this the guy? 1.00

00:52:06.760 Is this the guy that really?

00:52:07.760 Yeah, this is the guy.

00:52:07.860 Yeah.

00:52:08.020 Like, this is the guy. 1.00

00:52:09.880 The bulls on this fucking guy. 1.00

00:52:11.440 I love it. 1.00

00:52:11.900 They said, hey, they said, hey, do you want to do the fucking convention in Georgia? 0.99

00:52:17.420 And we were like, oh, it sounds okay. 0.99

00:52:21.380 And then they made a whole video.

00:52:22.940 Like six months ago.

00:52:23.540 The power gang is going to be there.

00:52:24.540 The power gang is going to be there.

00:52:27.600 I mean, it sounds like a blast, but there's just no way they can fly us all out there.

00:52:32.900 Like, it's going to be so expensive, but I don't know.

00:52:35.120 We'll see what happens.

00:52:36.140 It'd be fun.

00:52:36.740 I'm going to pull up.

00:52:37.680 Start writing numbers in the chat of how much you're going to pay us.

00:52:41.100 And I'll pull it up.

00:52:41.900 I want to go through this.

00:52:44.200 We'll decide when it's high enough.

00:52:45.520 7 out of 10.

00:52:47.060 Too generous.

00:52:47.940 I'd say 6 out of 10.

00:52:49.280 Okay.

00:52:49.620 I agree.

00:52:50.720 Length, 5 out of 10.

00:52:52.140 Honestly, I'll put that in a 6 out of 10.

00:52:54.340 All right.

00:52:55.160 All right.

00:52:55.540 I might agree with you.

00:52:56.800 Yeah, yeah.

00:52:57.280 Yeah.

00:52:57.720 And here's the thing.

00:52:58.480 I'm going off to the 10 is 10 inches.

00:53:00.900 So 6 is probably like, or 10 is like 11 inches, maybe.

00:53:04.580 I don't know.

00:53:05.180 Like, maybe.

00:53:06.120 You could round up.

00:53:07.760 I don't know, but it's perfect.

00:53:09.460 You got to think.

00:53:09.900 Have you guys seen that video recently where there's like a chick talk? 0.98

00:53:11.900 Talking about big dicks and like how there is some truth to that. 1.00

00:53:14.900 The fact that like once you get past like 9 inches, you're just hurting a bitch. 1.00

00:53:18.140 So I think like 9 would be a 10. 0.97

00:53:19.780 Dude, I'm not even 9.

00:53:20.560 I can still bottom out.

00:53:21.820 So like.

00:53:22.260 Yeah.

00:53:22.720 So I'd say like a 9, maybe even an 8 is a 10, honestly. 0.98

00:53:26.380 Because we're going for best dick. 0.97

00:53:28.460 And I think once you get past like 8 or 9 inches, you start to like kind of get negative points, actually. 0.99

00:53:33.500 I think the advantage of having like an 8 plus is that then you can do other positions and still like maximal pussy. 1.00

00:53:41.780 Oh, that makes sense. 0.99

00:53:42.840 Yeah.

00:53:43.640 Yeah.

00:53:43.720 Because then, because like otherwise, like if you have like a 6 to 8, you still got to like, you got to give it everything you got.

00:53:49.320 Did you say maximal insertion?

00:53:51.420 Once you're at like 8 and a half, 9, then you can like, she can do like fun, you can do spins and she's still bottoming out. 1.00

00:53:56.980 Anyways.

00:53:57.320 So one thing I disagree with is the head.

00:53:59.560 Yeah.

00:53:59.980 That's what I want to.

00:54:00.440 That's weird.

00:54:00.820 I thought you had a weird head, to be honest.

00:54:02.500 He's got a bulbous head.

00:54:03.420 I think that's she likes the bulbous head. 0.62

00:54:04.400 Yeah.

00:54:04.460 Maybe it's the bulbous head. 0.98

00:54:05.520 Compared to his shaft, it was weird. 0.96

00:54:06.480 You know? 0.96

00:54:06.840 She's got, I know.

00:54:07.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:07.520 Well, it's very bulbous, which is why it was obviously erect and he's a lying piece of shit. 1.00

00:54:11.420 But anyway. 1.00

00:54:12.300 7 out of 10?

00:54:13.320 I think that's good.

00:54:14.100 Yeah, but this is, Josie, it was all red.

00:54:16.820 It was all red, like on the side.

00:54:19.140 Here, pull it up so our audience can see.

00:54:21.640 Because this is weird.

00:54:22.300 I was just when I was three.

00:54:23.700 Don't get us nuked. 1.00

00:54:25.320 Stop sending my dick around. 1.00

00:54:26.740 Don't get us nuked. 1.00

00:54:27.520 I'll send your dick to whoever I want. 1.00

00:54:29.220 I didn't want your dick sent to me, so now I send it to whoever I want. 1.00

00:54:32.260 That's how we're there. 0.99

00:54:33.160 I feel like we should get, everybody got one.

00:54:35.280 Five and a half.

00:54:36.020 We all got one person.

00:54:37.380 Five and a half.

00:54:37.900 Jose, who did you show it to?

00:54:39.360 Okay, fine.

00:54:40.140 One person.

00:54:40.440 I actually didn't show it to anyone, I think about it.

00:54:42.620 All right, you get one person, Jose.

00:54:43.740 So you think about that.

00:54:44.940 Cool.

00:54:45.300 And I showed it to a little friend.

00:54:45.840 Oh, she looked?

00:54:47.340 Yeah.

00:54:51.680 Friend. 1.00

00:54:54.180 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:54:55.860 Y'all agree. 1.00

00:54:57.200 Y'all agree. 1.00

00:55:00.720 I don't know what the fuck you're even talking about. 1.00

00:55:03.140 Yeah, but you don't. 1.00

00:55:04.140 Oh, we've been talking about your dick this entire time. 1.00

00:55:06.000 I don't know if you... 1.00

00:55:07.200 This is a bit of a laugh. 1.00

00:55:08.060 Y'all probably want some deep-dish pussy is a great fucking term. 1.00

00:55:11.580 Deep-dish pussy having assholes, huh? 1.00

00:55:14.740 I like that. 1.00

00:55:15.160 She said it like she was juvenile. 1.00

00:55:16.940 Oh, you fucking went to him deep-dish pussy having assholes, huh? 1.00

00:55:19.300 She's talking about like she doesn't have a deep-dish pussy. 1.00

00:55:21.180 Fucking three kids or whatever the fuck she got. 1.00

00:55:23.560 Yeah, Benzo Barber, you have no orgasms, three kids. 1.00

00:55:26.700 What a laugh.

00:55:26.920 I appreciate that if you round up, then Josie is giving me a 7 out of 10 overall.

00:55:33.240 That's pretty good.

00:55:33.840 It's not bad.

00:55:34.680 No, and honestly, I would say...

00:55:36.300 Because I think it kind of switches a couple numbers up, but I think around 6, 3 quarters, 7.

00:55:41.380 I think that's about right.

00:55:42.120 Honestly, I think this is where the size of his body is a tremendous advantage.

00:55:48.440 Because in the photo, it looks more impressive because he's such a tiny man.

00:55:52.760 But if you transpose it directly onto a normal-sized body, you're like, oh. 0.99

00:55:57.520 Also, by the way, and I'll say that Raven's dick, if Toad's is 6 and 3 quarters, Raven's 0.99

00:56:05.500 is probably like an 8 and a half, right? 0.99

00:56:07.560 Are we going 8 and a half?

00:56:08.460 I'd give it like a 9. 0.99

00:56:09.440 That's a solid cock. 0.99

00:56:11.380 A solid cock. 1.00

00:56:12.120 Raven, his dick is too skinny. 1.00

00:56:14.680 It needs to be fatty. 1.00

00:56:16.220 That's why I'm saying 8 and a half, maybe 8.

00:56:17.980 Maybe 8, 8 and a half.

00:56:19.220 Because maybe it would be like he got a low score on his girth.

00:56:22.400 I mean, it depends.

00:56:24.060 Look, I'll just be honest. 1.00

00:56:25.100 If his dick was actually just limp like that, his dick is enormous when it's hard. 1.00

00:56:30.380 But I think it was immediate post-beat. 1.00

00:56:33.520 Which might take away...

00:56:34.740 No, I'm talking about Raven. 1.00

00:56:35.760 I'm done talking about your dick, you piece of shit. 1.00

00:56:37.280 Yeah, Raven's, I think, was post-beat probably, yeah. 1.00

00:56:39.760 Yeah, of course.

00:56:40.160 It's acceptable.

00:56:40.980 Yeah, Raven, in the chat, go ahead and be honest.

00:56:43.180 Tell us.

00:56:43.680 It was immediate post-beat.

00:56:44.800 Let's be honest.

00:56:45.600 Mine was fluffed, like I said.

00:56:47.600 If he lies to me, kick him out of the chat. 0.98

00:56:49.000 I don't want to fucking put up with this deception. 1.00

00:56:50.920 I feel like we keep on bringing up Raven versus Toad's dick, and Toad's dick just keeps 1.00

00:56:54.860 taking a beat in every week. 0.99

00:56:56.000 It's been three weeks now. 1.00

00:56:57.680 Just like Toad's dick. 1.00

00:56:59.700 I was like, his dick has 38 years of taking beatings. 1.00

00:57:03.100 That's what it does. 1.00

00:57:04.420 I really feel like Toad's getting dicks and not telling us at this point. 0.99

00:57:07.280 We need more dicks. 1.00

00:57:07.820 I'm not, no. 0.99

00:57:08.860 Conspiracy, extreme end.

00:57:09.880 I saw this, and then someone came in with this. 0.99

00:57:10.500 You can quote tweet with your dick, but really, I gotta just DM him. 0.98

00:57:13.760 But extra points for a quote tweet. 0.99

00:57:15.240 On a bulb curve.

00:57:16.220 He, he, he, he. 0.99

00:57:19.020 Josie is apparently accepting dicks for reading. 0.98

00:57:22.500 Also, what was the mailbag question? 0.92

00:57:24.500 Read the mailbag that.

00:57:26.740 Wait, no.

00:57:27.100 He's got to read the one that he doesn't want to read.

00:57:29.240 I completely ignored the last one that you said.

00:57:30.860 This is going to be the last one.

00:57:32.000 I'm telling you, it's not good.

00:57:34.440 No, it's not.

00:57:36.260 Did you get more than three?

00:57:38.680 Yes.

00:57:39.500 I'm not reading them all.

00:57:41.040 I'm never going to read more than three.

00:57:42.720 I'm not doing it, dude. 1.00

00:57:45.340 We're not doing anything until you fucking read all these fucking mails. 1.00

00:57:49.480 Hold on, top, top. 1.00

00:57:50.580 Let me, let me talk to Toad. 0.61

00:57:51.800 You're going to be too excited.

00:57:53.000 Toad.

00:57:53.900 What we're, listen.

00:57:56.120 Let me talk.

00:57:58.160 All right.

00:57:58.700 Toad.

00:57:59.380 Here's what I'm, here's what I'm asking you.

00:58:01.780 Uh.

00:58:03.100 Is. 0.99

00:58:03.900 Oh, fucking hell. 0.99

00:58:05.280 Top, let me. 1.00

00:58:05.880 I was doing it, but.

00:58:07.620 Toad.

00:58:08.020 What we're doing right now is just seeing if maybe what you're looking.

00:58:11.800 So, we're just doing a test to see if maybe the ones you're looking at are not, like,

00:58:16.040 and you're saying this.

00:58:17.100 Yes, it's a test run.

00:58:17.960 This is a national test of our defenses. 0.96

00:58:20.320 And if it actually is, if it actually is a good question, then you're fucking wrong. 0.92

00:58:26.420 Toad, Toad, Toad, run. 0.99

00:58:27.320 Everybody shut up.

00:58:28.300 Toad, Toad, read the three remaining questions, and we'll tell you which one was the funniest, 0.81

00:58:32.060 and then we'll tell you if you got the, if you picked the right one to tell us.

00:58:36.620 That's a good thing.

00:58:36.980 Conspiracy Extremist says who's your favorite musician slash song.

00:58:38.900 No, no, don't say who it is.

00:58:40.080 Don't say, I don't want to hear who it is.

00:58:43.740 Just ask the question.

00:58:45.760 Favorite funny question slash song.

00:58:47.280 I love that question.

00:58:48.220 It's hilarious.

00:58:50.560 Okay, Toad, you were right there. 0.99

00:58:53.120 No shit. 0.99

00:58:54.840 The other one I was not. 1.00

00:58:55.920 The other one I was not going to read says, only fags take dick pics, Toad. 1.00

00:59:11.880 Oh, yeah, that's not a question. 1.00

00:59:13.620 It's not a question.

00:59:14.580 You were right there, Toad.

00:59:15.200 You could have read it.

00:59:16.760 But it was a true statement, though.

00:59:18.540 Go ahead. 1.00

00:59:18.720 I'm good at my job, motherfucker. 0.99

00:59:21.260 I mean, well, the ones like that you could just say, because it's a statement. 1.00

00:59:24.060 You could just read off just to throw him a bone, you know?

00:59:26.860 But, all right, go ahead. 1.00

00:59:27.260 For a guy who gets no pussy, he's got a tremendous ego on him. 1.00

00:59:29.640 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:59:30.560 Dude, I try. 0.98

00:59:32.180 We want the show to be the funny shit that we have planned, that we want to talk about. 0.96

00:59:36.800 The mailbag is a small part of what we want to do here. 0.99

00:59:40.860 The mailbag is a toad's dick of what we're going on here.

00:59:43.620 And MailMonkey35, the one that we'll actually answer, which I don't think is that good either.

00:59:47.660 But society is collapsing.

00:59:49.100 Assuming credit scores lose their relevance, what do you max your credit score on while you still have the opportunity?

00:59:54.040 A rice cooker.

00:59:55.560 I think they mean if you're...

00:59:57.440 I think he means, what are you buying on credit since the dollar is dying? 0.97

01:00:05.260 I'm buying a boat for sure so I can get the fuck out of here. 0.97

01:00:07.580 Clint, is this something that you would recommend to somebody because the dollar is dying? 1.00

01:00:14.760 Should you just go ahead and blow your credit cards right now for random shit? 0.98

01:00:18.560 Dude, I wish I could know definitively the timing because then I would tell everybody that. 0.99

01:00:23.060 You know, there are Bitcoin maxis out there that say,

01:00:25.300 You should be borrowing, you should be taking out second mortgages on your home, Helix.

01:00:29.360 You should be maxing your credit cards just to buy Bitcoin. 0.98

01:00:31.580 There's fucking, there's people out there advising that actively right now. 0.99

01:00:34.720 It's crazy. 0.99

01:00:35.100 It really sucks because Bitcoin, like year over year, like I guess to last year, it's down. 0.59

01:00:39.480 Oh, it's down, it's down like 50%. 0.96

01:00:41.140 Significantly, you would be looking at the rope that is hanging in Toad's room and you'd be like,

01:00:47.260 That looks real nice right now.

01:00:48.040 You'd be looking at the rope but you couldn't afford to buy it. 0.99

01:00:50.100 Yeah, well, I like the rope and how functional it is because I can use it to like lynch a bunch of black people before I kill myself. 1.00

01:00:59.760 There's just not a chance in hell you're lynching any black people. 1.00

01:01:02.040 They're all beating the fuck out of you. 1.00

01:01:03.240 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:01:06.280 This is funny. 1.00

01:01:06.960 I almost wanted to bring it up this episode, like I saw today, that Jim Cramer said that McCarthy was the guy that got ousted as the, whatever, the speaker or fucking whatever he was.

01:01:21.840 Who's the one that just happened to you? 0.78

01:01:22.920 Speaker of the house.

01:01:23.460 Yeah, Kevin McCarthy.

01:01:24.380 And Jim Cramer was like, he will never be voted out and he got voted out.

01:01:29.860 I love, just the whole Jim Cramer meme is hilarious.

01:01:32.600 Okay, it was a meme.

01:01:33.480 Yeah, I'm sure he didn't actually say that.

01:01:34.920 No, he did.

01:01:36.060 It was a tweet.

01:01:37.000 I bet it was a screenshot, bro.

01:01:39.240 People do that with him on every topic.

01:01:42.160 I know, but it's so fucking funny, though.

01:01:44.980 But he is absolutely wrong on basically almost everything he says.

01:01:48.920 I mean, that's why the meme is so believable because you never know. 0.73

01:01:52.000 It's so fucking funny.

01:01:52.780 All right, what do you guys buy? 0.99

01:01:53.800 I'm buying a boat so I can fucking get the fuck out of here. 0.95

01:01:55.840 So what do you guys buy? 0.98

01:01:56.360 I just think it's really sad that we're so far towards the end of the world of whatever's happening that we're talking about this legitimately.

01:02:04.620 This is how we kind of all got into this space. 0.98

01:02:07.240 And instead of thinking about it anymore, I'm just having the time of my life doing retarded dick jokes with you guys. 1.00

01:02:14.640 It's such a polar opposite. 0.98

01:02:17.000 It's really weird, man.

01:02:18.300 That's what I've been saying forever. 0.99

01:02:19.940 On Liberty Lockdown, I talk about this shit series. 0.99

01:02:21.880 And then on here, I come in and I just act retarded for an hour. 0.99

01:02:24.460 Hey, you want me to fuck your whole world up? 0.97

01:02:26.280 We're four months away from four years from 2020. 0.99

01:02:29.720 So it's going to fuck up. 0.97

01:02:31.260 Yeah, it's going to fuck up your whole world. 0.99

01:02:32.540 2024 is going to be awful. 0.55

01:02:34.100 I'm spending all of my money on you guys, on Tower Gang.

01:02:38.280 That's nice.

01:02:39.360 How so? 1.00

01:02:40.320 Why don't you spend some money and go fuck some bitches? 1.00

01:02:43.040 Like, Jesus. 1.00

01:02:44.400 Like, take out a second mortgage on your home or something. 0.99

01:02:47.660 I take all the money you sent to me and I just go buy bitches with it. 1.00

01:02:50.640 I need to invest in something that I have faith in. 0.92

01:02:52.680 Yes, Jose, go.

01:02:53.460 Jose, go.

01:02:54.020 No, but that's a good question. 0.81

01:02:55.620 End of the world, do you go get Pussy Toad? 1.00

01:02:57.840 Because I know you're weird about – real quick, look behind the curtain. 0.97

01:03:02.020 If the world is going to end, yes, I will do it.

01:03:03.980 Okay.

01:03:04.540 This connects.

01:03:05.200 The world's going to end.

01:03:06.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:07.520 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:03:08.180 That is the question, isn't it? 1.00

01:03:10.660 Fuck. 1.00

01:03:11.440 All right. 1.00

01:03:12.160 I'll spend some of it on pussy and then the rest of it on Tower Gang. 1.00

01:03:15.540 But I do want to let the audience know that according to – 0.99

01:03:19.300 Top, I guess I'll let you –

01:03:20.660 Ralph told you a little something recently.

01:03:22.920 You want to pass that on to the audience?

01:03:24.000 Maybe they feel like that's your nugget to tell.

01:03:27.340 Oh, yeah.

01:03:28.080 It was just brought up.

01:03:30.360 So Ralph comes by the merch booth and he's like, how's it going?

01:03:33.720 I said, oh, going well. 0.98

01:03:34.940 And he goes, yeah, we just had on the SDR show some fucking guy won a contest 1.00

01:03:40.200 and he's having sex right now with the porn star that was on the show. 1.00

01:03:44.500 And I was like, dude, I do a show with another virgin that's a loser. 1.00

01:03:48.160 Can we set this up? 0.98

01:03:50.500 And he was like, yeah, I think we could probably set that up.

01:03:53.440 And I was like, I'm going to put a pin in that and talk about that later.

01:03:57.080 So that would actually be pretty – would you do that, Toad? 1.00

01:04:00.380 Would you fuck a legitimate porn star? 1.00

01:04:03.340 Does he get picked the one? 1.00

01:04:04.740 No.

01:04:05.800 Not as my first.

01:04:06.360 Probably not.

01:04:06.940 Why would I want to do that?

01:04:08.440 I actually think that's the best move. 1.00

01:04:10.520 You knock out a whore for the first one, get out of your system, 1.00

01:04:12.620 then go to town after that. 1.00

01:04:13.820 Like who cares what the whore thinks? 1.00

01:04:16.040 Nah. 1.00

01:04:18.060 Wow.

01:04:18.740 It's got to have some meaning to it.

01:04:21.000 I mean, that's the most memorable thing you can do.

01:04:23.020 It's the same thing, basically.

01:04:25.220 Jesus.

01:04:26.680 You don't talk about my wife that way. 1.00

01:04:31.380 He won't do anything for pussy. 1.00

01:04:33.660 It's remarkable. 1.00

01:04:35.240 Yeah.

01:04:35.400 No, the best part was that because the whole thing was that they did –

01:04:40.740 No, it's asexual.

01:04:42.440 It's A. 0.57

01:04:43.720 That they are going to do a fight between two virgins, 1.00

01:04:46.820 and whoever wins the fight is going to fuck a porn star. 1.00

01:04:50.180 And the funny thing is we were like, Toad would go into that fight. 1.00

01:04:52.980 Even if he wins, he would still just sit down with her for like five minutes

01:04:57.180 and be like, so my bets for this weekend are –

01:05:00.640 No, no. 1.00

01:05:01.440 It was a stupid shit. 1.00

01:05:02.320 No, I would have like a deep conversation. 1.00

01:05:06.060 Yeah, that's what we meant.

01:05:07.300 I understand that you think that –

01:05:08.120 You would still talk your way out of it somehow.

01:05:10.500 Toad, the best thing to do –

01:05:11.540 Yeah.

01:05:12.360 The best thing to do is like if they made it a contest and then you did win,

01:05:16.960 you went through like a gamut of things to win,

01:05:19.160 you sit down with her and record an episode of Better Off Dead.

01:05:22.780 And just have her – that's the move.

01:05:25.180 Yo, I feel like Toad –

01:05:26.120 See, that becomes my permanent –

01:05:27.780 I was told I'd get you for an hour.

01:05:29.260 Let's go.

01:05:31.460 Captured audience. 1.00

01:05:32.320 This is going to be worse than fucking me. 1.00

01:05:33.660 Trust me. 1.00

01:05:34.500 Dude, I can do two shows in an hour.

01:05:38.780 Let's do it.

01:05:38.980 I feel like Toad is attempting to like reverse psychology the entire female population of Earth. 1.00

01:05:44.460 He's just like – 1.00

01:05:45.220 He's like, I won't fuck any of you. 1.00

01:05:46.740 And they're all like, now I have to do it. 1.00

01:05:49.460 No, this is so true, dude.

01:05:50.500 Look at all the girls in the chat. 0.99

01:05:52.140 They're fucking simping for Toad. 1.00

01:05:53.420 See? 1.00

01:05:53.740 It's sick. 1.00

01:05:54.780 They're actually falling for it because they're that dumb. 1.00

01:05:58.260 It changed this week, by the way. 1.00

01:06:01.540 I know.

01:06:02.100 That one's cursed.

01:06:03.020 I kind of like this.

01:06:03.680 Yo.

01:06:03.900 This other one was weirdly kind of odd.

01:06:05.200 That's awful.

01:06:05.880 This one's freaky.

01:06:06.720 It's awful.

01:06:08.300 Your hair looks dope, though.

01:06:10.140 Yeah, let's be clear on that. 0.71

01:06:12.900 Dude, does that mean we're gay or – I don't know.

01:06:15.800 All right, Toad, you're the producer.

01:06:17.260 Pull up the topics.

01:06:17.820 No, I did have something I wanted to bring up.

01:06:21.600 And I think I said this.

01:06:25.680 This might be the gayest thing I've ever done. 0.92

01:06:28.920 And I wanted to get y'all's thoughts on it.

01:06:31.040 This is – I mean, legitimately, after I said it, I – 0.98

01:06:33.540 I've seen you fingering your butt hole, but go on. 1.00

01:06:35.100 Yeah, you woke me up with yourself jerking off and fingering your own asshole. 1.00

01:06:38.880 This is so much worse. 1.00

01:06:39.240 And this is gay. 0.99

01:06:39.680 To me, this is so much worse. 0.98

01:06:41.520 This is one of those times where, like, you're sitting in your bed at night,

01:06:45.100 and you're about to go to sleep, and your brain brings up, like,

01:06:48.240 hey, remember when you did this?

01:06:49.520 This is one of those moments, and it happened last week.

01:06:52.940 What happened was it was my father-in-law's birthday.

01:06:56.680 So he comes over to the house. 0.98

01:06:59.400 That'd be gay, bro. 1.00

01:07:00.480 It's just me, my wife, my mother-in-law, my father-in-law. 0.95

01:07:03.160 That's all of us.

01:07:04.100 And then, like, we're doing the happy birthday song.

01:07:06.200 So everybody knows, happy birthday to you.

01:07:07.820 Happy birthday to you.

01:07:08.560 Happy birthday, dear.

01:07:09.620 And I don't know what everybody's going to say.

01:07:12.820 Oh, man.

01:07:13.460 You say, Papa.

01:07:14.660 No, it's just worse.

01:07:16.400 Poppy.

01:07:16.900 So I said, happy birthday, Daddy.

01:07:21.600 Did they hear you?

01:07:23.660 Dude, it's only three of us singing.

01:07:26.140 It's only three of us singing right next to us.

01:07:28.820 Why did you do that?

01:07:30.320 I don't know.

01:07:31.780 That's what you thought it was going to be?

01:07:33.580 I never sing happy birthday.

01:07:35.140 I'll be the guy in the crowd that's kind of like, 1.00

01:07:38.240 but I'm not going to say all that shit. 0.99

01:07:40.580 Dude, I said, happy birthday. 1.00

01:07:42.600 It's like saying the national anthem.

01:07:44.620 It just strikes me as wrong.

01:07:45.960 What was great is because everybody said something different.

01:07:49.600 Like, I don't know.

01:07:50.720 I can't remember what everybody else said.

01:07:53.540 But, like, the dude's name is Rodney.

01:07:57.420 And I go, happy birthday.

01:07:59.060 And I just go, daddy.

01:08:03.460 Did people hear it?

01:08:05.140 He sounds like he would be your daddy.

01:08:07.000 It's me, my wife, my mother-in-law, and him.

01:08:10.140 That's it.

01:08:10.740 They had to hear it.

01:08:11.880 This is your wife's dad? 1.00

01:08:13.620 If Liz didn't look at you and call you a faggot right there. 1.00

01:08:17.320 Was there at least an awkward pause? 1.00

01:08:19.560 No, dude.

01:08:20.220 It just went on.

01:08:20.740 Did Liz look you dead in the eyes and go,

01:08:22.580 this is why I don't care if you come?

01:08:24.860 Wait.

01:08:25.380 Wait.

01:08:26.180 Wait, Cole.

01:08:27.440 Does Liz call him daddy?

01:08:29.000 Is that what she's saying?

01:08:30.740 No.

01:08:30.760 My wife does not call him daddy.

01:08:32.700 That's the problem.

01:08:33.640 It wasn't, like, a reaction where you just, like, copied her.

01:08:37.100 Like, an instinctual type of thing.

01:08:38.500 I panicked.

01:08:38.980 Because she's the dominant one in the relationship. 1.00

01:08:40.600 You just said that out of so many people.

01:08:41.780 I just panicked, and I just said, I was going to say dad,

01:08:45.980 but then, like, you can't, like, it doesn't go with a song.

01:08:48.760 It doesn't, happy birthday, dear dad.

01:08:51.060 You have to go daddy.

01:08:54.220 Oh, you did it like that?

01:08:55.300 You went daddy.

01:08:56.620 Like, you drew it out?

01:08:58.120 But you could have called him Rodney.

01:09:00.700 Rodney has the same syllables.

01:09:01.920 This reminds me here.

01:09:04.760 Cole, when you were at my house, I was asking you about music.

01:09:08.280 I was like, oh, did you ever hear this song?

01:09:09.560 Did you ever hear that one?

01:09:10.840 And Cole admitted to me that, like, he's like an NPC, but with music.

01:09:15.640 Like, you know the guys that, like, they can't picture an apple in their head?

01:09:19.080 He can't hear music in his head.

01:09:21.580 He can't even, like, fathom the words.

01:09:23.600 Yo, I got a disclosure to make in that regard,

01:09:25.860 because I'm looking at that chart, and I'm like,

01:09:27.780 like, I have perfect middle. 0.97

01:09:31.840 I don't see the colors of shit hardly at all in my memory. 0.93

01:09:35.160 Anybody else? 0.99

01:09:36.560 No, I'm a one on that.

01:09:38.160 It oscillates for me.

01:09:39.040 It oscillates in detail.

01:09:41.100 Usually, because, like, for instance,

01:09:43.540 I can totally imagine my entire childhood home.

01:09:47.860 I can walk around the entire thing.

01:09:49.280 I guess I can see, like, a little bit of the colors,

01:09:51.040 but, like, not really.

01:09:51.960 So, yeah, my memory, I feel like my memory is, like,

01:09:56.240 it's, like, functionally, it's just, like,

01:09:58.140 all right, this is superfluous information. 0.99

01:10:01.580 It's, like, I don't need to know the colors of this shit. 0.99

01:10:03.700 I need to know how not to hit my knee on this corner 0.99

01:10:06.280 when I walk around it.

01:10:07.260 Do you know what I mean?

01:10:07.580 Dude, I see, like, everything, like, vividly in color,

01:10:10.800 which is why I'm so aggressively racist.

01:10:13.380 By the way, so I do want to mention

01:10:15.140 what was going on with the music thing is

01:10:17.600 whenever I hear lyrics,

01:10:19.240 I don't actually think of the words.

01:10:21.100 I just hear the sounds of the words.

01:10:23.800 I don't think about what they're saying is the whole point.

01:10:26.220 So, like, if there's, like, people are like,

01:10:27.760 oh, the story in the song is amazing.

01:10:29.720 I just hear, like, the melody,

01:10:33.480 and I just, and the words are just an afterthought.

01:10:35.880 They don't, I don't even think about them.

01:10:37.840 That's how one of my exes was.

01:10:39.360 That mailbag.

01:10:40.040 Like, we're answering the mailbag right now, in a way.

01:10:42.520 But, Cole, there are bands that have lyrics

01:10:45.040 that are just meant for the sound

01:10:47.020 and not the meaning of the lyrics.

01:10:48.160 I feel that's, that's why I love Alt-J.

01:10:50.280 If you ever listen to Alt-J, like, they're,

01:10:52.360 they speak English, but, like, they sing it in such a way 0.99

01:10:54.940 that you can barely understand what the fuck they're saying, 0.99

01:10:56.640 but it's just, like, it's... 0.98

01:10:57.700 Yeah, it's melodic, though. 0.97

01:11:00.200 It's fucking beautiful. 0.98

01:11:01.240 That's true, and also, they said that's autism. 0.98

01:11:03.060 And, like, literally, I just, like, I don't even think about them.

01:11:05.060 Yeah, you have autism.

01:11:05.660 Someone goes, like, oh, my God, like, that song,

01:11:08.220 you know what they're talking about there? 0.99

01:11:09.180 And I'm, like, no fucking clue. 0.97

01:11:11.000 Like, I just, and I'll even sing it. 0.97

01:11:12.620 Like, I'll, I'll know the words.

01:11:14.580 You'll be, like, sweet home Alabama.

01:11:17.580 Yeah, absolutely.

01:11:18.520 And they're, like, they're, like, what's that song about? 0.98

01:11:19.860 You're, like, I don't have a fucking idea. 0.99

01:11:21.000 No fucking idea. 0.99

01:11:23.820 Now, but if, like, you give me the lyrics, 0.98

01:11:25.840 I'll read the, like, if you just give me the lyrics,

01:11:28.460 I can read them, and I'll understand what it's saying.

01:11:30.720 So, like, Richmond from Richmond, you had no clue.

01:11:34.880 Yeah, I'm going, like, why are y'all talking about this?

01:11:36.820 This guy just, it's a cool sound.

01:11:37.840 It's just another country song.

01:11:40.140 Dude, Cole is, like, lyrically illiterate, 0.77

01:11:42.960 as well as being illiterate. 0.99

01:11:44.000 That's crazy. 0.74

01:11:45.660 I also call my father-in-law daddy.

01:11:48.180 Yeah. 1.00

01:11:49.460 You're a strange motherfucker, you know that? 1.00

01:11:51.160 Also, no, no, no, but here's the thing. 1.00

01:11:53.260 Would you call your father-in-law by his first name

01:11:55.800 in a birthday song?

01:11:56.460 Yeah, Doug.

01:11:57.220 Yeah. 0.99

01:11:57.700 No fucking way, no. 0.99

01:11:59.200 Oh, let me tell you this story. 0.99

01:12:00.460 I don't think I've ever called him Rodney. 1.00

01:12:03.060 I say happy birthday, dear fucking my nigga. 1.00

01:12:05.940 You know what? 1.00

01:12:06.620 Yeah, Cole.

01:12:07.580 When I first got married.

01:12:08.920 Cole, you could have said dear dad.

01:12:10.240 That might have worked.

01:12:10.860 Dear dad might have worked.

01:12:12.120 Cole has no idea what happy birthday is about.

01:12:14.040 Let's tell you this.

01:12:16.740 This is how far apart me and Cole are.

01:12:19.960 But when I first got married,

01:12:21.520 my father-in-law got mad at me

01:12:23.600 and didn't talk to me for like a month

01:12:25.180 because I wouldn't call him dad.

01:12:28.460 Oh, that's kind of weird.

01:12:29.320 That's cute.

01:12:29.920 He wanted me to call him dad. 0.99

01:12:30.840 That's fucking cute. 0.99

01:12:31.840 And I was just like... 0.99

01:12:33.340 No, I said no, I refuse.

01:12:35.360 And you're like,

01:12:35.980 in your brown language,

01:12:37.320 did he want you to call him Poppy? 1.00

01:12:39.820 Because that's fucking gay. 1.00

01:12:40.840 No, he wanted me to say, 1.00

01:12:41.860 like, hey, dad, you know.

01:12:43.400 Yeah, that's cute.

01:12:44.060 If he wanted you to call him Poppy, 1.00

01:12:46.240 it would have been fucking gay. 1.00

01:12:47.340 No, I don't even like the idea 1.00

01:12:49.160 of in-laws wanting us to be like family.

01:12:51.920 Like, I mean, it's not that I like...

01:12:53.440 Dude, you don't even want us to meet your family.

01:12:55.500 That doesn't surprise me at all.

01:12:57.260 This is just further proof of Jose. 1.00

01:12:58.760 I'd go really to fuck your daughter. 1.00

01:13:00.780 No, no, no. 1.00

01:13:01.980 No, I would turn it around

01:13:04.140 on my father-in-law

01:13:04.900 to show him who the man actually is.

01:13:06.400 Like, you want me to call you daddy? 1.00

01:13:07.800 I'm going to fuck you in the ass 1.00

01:13:09.320 and you're going to call me daddy, bitch. 1.00

01:13:11.100 Your father-in-law is like literally a faggot. 1.00

01:13:13.460 I'm just literally fucking out 1.00

01:13:15.420 that, like, getting fucked by other dudes. 0.99

01:13:16.920 Also, this just shows that Jose's wife 1.00

01:13:18.920 isn't fucking real 0.99

01:13:19.820 because he just goes like, 0.99

01:13:21.200 my in-laws aren't family.

01:13:22.700 He's like, I don't even like the idea

01:13:24.400 of in-laws being a thing that's real.

01:13:27.340 I mean, genuinely, though,

01:13:28.860 like, the idea that we're supposed to be close,

01:13:31.280 like, sure, we're civil,

01:13:32.580 we interact, like, when it has to do

01:13:34.040 with, like, the kids or whatever,

01:13:35.560 but, like, aside from that,

01:13:36.700 you're over here and I'm over here.

01:13:38.280 Like, I don't get why we need to be friends

01:13:40.580 or anything close to, like, a family. 1.00

01:13:42.500 Like, I'm over here fucking your daughter 1.00

01:13:45.040 and that's about it. 1.00

01:13:46.180 Like, we can be cool.

01:13:47.500 No, Jose's right about this, though.

01:13:48.980 You should have, like,

01:13:50.240 because he's now grandpa,

01:13:51.880 you should have said that.

01:13:53.860 No, his grandpa's name is just daddy, so...

01:13:56.240 Yeah.

01:13:57.960 No, I'm kidding. 0.99

01:13:58.900 That's fucking weird. 0.98

01:13:59.380 No, but the kid was a present. 0.99

01:14:00.780 I think he was sleeping at the time.

01:14:02.300 He was sleeping at the time. 0.99

01:14:03.860 I was in a whole fucking... 1.00

01:14:04.880 This guy sounds dope as fuck. 1.00

01:14:07.480 Oh, are you talking about your son? 1.00

01:14:08.720 Yeah, my son.

01:14:11.860 I just heard sleeping at the time.

01:14:14.260 He was napping.

01:14:15.620 I was like, oh, he was napping at the time. 0.99

01:14:17.540 This guy sounds cool as fuck. 0.98

01:14:19.100 It's like, yo, it's his birthday. 0.99

01:14:20.680 They're singing happy birthday.

01:14:21.620 He's like, I'm gonna take a nap. 1.00

01:14:22.520 Fuck these motherfuckers. 1.00

01:14:23.260 Yeah, that would be badass. 1.00

01:14:25.240 I still have never had anyone over to my house

01:14:27.960 that took a nap during the stay.

01:14:31.960 That still has never happened to me

01:14:33.700 and it's still the wildest thing I've ever had.

01:14:35.640 Well, if you invite me to your house, 0.99

01:14:36.820 you're gonna fucking... 1.00

01:14:37.560 I'm gonna pop your nap cherry. 1.00

01:14:40.060 Granddaddy.

01:14:40.720 I mean, yeah, it was...

01:14:42.020 I legitimately, like...

01:14:43.140 And I don't...

01:14:43.580 I think I told Elizabeth, I was like,

01:14:44.980 did you catch what I said?

01:14:46.600 And I was...

01:14:47.260 Or I may have not 0.97

01:14:48.540 because I was so fucking, like, 0.98

01:14:50.360 embarrassed about that. 0.98

01:14:51.400 Like, inside embarrassed

01:14:52.400 because right after I said it,

01:14:53.820 I knew it was just the wrong thing to say.

01:14:56.060 Do you think of him that way?

01:14:57.260 Because, like, you said it.

01:14:58.260 No.

01:14:58.900 So why would you do that?

01:15:00.300 Honestly, I don't even like the guy

01:15:01.780 like that much.

01:15:02.580 Like, he's okay.

01:15:04.380 Like, he's fine.

01:15:05.780 Like, I mean, he's...

01:15:08.200 I mean, but, like...

01:15:09.580 I don't like spending a lot of time with him.

01:15:12.520 Neither does my wife.

01:15:13.580 I'll put that out there.

01:15:14.300 It's not, like, just me, like...

01:15:15.520 Wow, I hope they never discover this show

01:15:17.380 because it's catastrophic.

01:15:19.180 Yeah, that's true.

01:15:21.200 Catastrophic information.

01:15:22.440 That'll be worse than the threesome thing.

01:15:24.280 It's just me going, like,

01:15:25.180 I'm gonna call you daddy,

01:15:26.260 but don't think we're close.

01:15:29.780 Dude.

01:15:32.580 I'm so backwards.

01:15:35.660 You're a well-being.

01:15:36.200 I was smiling the entire time.

01:15:38.740 It did.

01:15:40.220 If you want to get to the topics,

01:15:42.300 you're the producer. 0.99

01:15:43.000 You've got to fucking interject with him. 1.00

01:15:44.380 I say we do the dead guy. 0.99

01:15:46.260 Because you guys seem to be excited about that

01:15:48.560 and think it's funny.

01:15:49.820 Like, I don't see the funny angle,

01:15:50.980 so I want to hear what you guys got.

01:15:52.600 Do we really want to do the dead guy 0.99

01:15:53.960 or do you want to do is it gay with the pole? 0.99

01:15:56.660 We've already done a lot of gay stuff today. 0.99

01:15:58.380 Let's go with the dead guy. 0.91

01:15:59.080 Are we talking about the dude that got shibbed?

01:16:03.220 Yeah.

01:16:03.520 Yeah.

01:16:04.000 I mean, you guys seem to think

01:16:04.940 there's some funny angle there.

01:16:06.000 You guys want to do it? 0.63

01:16:06.280 Wait, we're doing is it gay? 0.94

01:16:07.860 You don't want to do is it gay? 1.00

01:16:09.580 Is it gay? 0.99

01:16:10.120 We already did is it gay with, like, 1.00

01:16:11.900 mother of God, producer. 0.98

01:16:15.340 Produce.

01:16:15.760 Tell us. 1.00

01:16:21.200 Sick. 0.99

01:16:22.040 And then shows it's a stabbing video. 0.51

01:16:23.520 No, I don't know that that... 0.97

01:16:28.180 That would have been so fucking funny. 0.84

01:16:32.080 I wish I had it up. 0.87

01:16:35.820 Actually, yeah.

01:16:36.500 If you were a funny producer, 0.99

01:16:37.620 you would have fucking did that. 1.00

01:16:39.020 God damn it, Toad. 1.00

01:16:40.640 Is it gay? 1.00

01:16:41.120 Do we have to fucking, like, 1.00

01:16:42.560 hand feed you everything here? 0.99

01:16:44.020 This is incredible. 0.99

01:16:44.800 Is it gay to defend your girlfriend 1.00

01:16:46.820 from a vagrant with a knife? 1.00

01:16:48.980 Yo, pull that shit up. 1.00

01:16:50.780 All right, well, I can't read this question, 0.99

01:16:55.860 so go ahead.

01:16:56.540 What did it say?

01:16:57.800 What did it say?

01:16:58.360 Yeah, just tell us.

01:16:59.140 No, you can bring it up, Toad.

01:17:00.840 It's fine.

01:17:02.040 We got it.

01:17:04.260 You got it, Toad.

01:17:05.140 You can do this, Toad.

01:17:05.880 Bring it up.

01:17:06.300 There you go. 0.90

01:17:07.640 What is the most gay way 1.00

01:17:09.940 to go down on a girl? 1.00

01:17:11.220 On the bed, on your knees,

01:17:12.860 on bed, on your stomach,

01:17:15.060 off the bed, on knees?

01:17:17.200 Never thought about it.

01:17:17.920 I don't think you've been off...

01:17:18.860 Like, if you have to be

01:17:19.580 off the bed on the knees,

01:17:21.440 I mean, you must be 1.00

01:17:22.000 a tall motherfucker, 1.00

01:17:23.180 because, like, if I'm off the bed, 1.00

01:17:24.860 I'm also, I'm standing up.

01:17:26.420 Bruh, if you're on your knees

01:17:27.940 and you can't even get 1.00

01:17:28.640 your fucking face to her pussy, 1.00

01:17:29.940 that's, wow, you are 1.00

01:17:30.900 a tiny motherfucker. 1.00

01:17:32.220 You are so tiny. 1.00

01:17:34.800 He's, like, oddly proportioned.

01:17:36.340 That's his problem.

01:17:37.600 I've never thought about it,

01:17:38.680 but I have thought about it, 1.00

01:17:40.100 like, if you're eating pussy, 1.00

01:17:41.460 I feel like, again, 1.00

01:17:42.060 like, if you're on there, 1.00

01:17:43.140 but then your ass is off... 1.00

01:17:43.460 I mean, it's gay automatically, right? 1.00

01:17:45.080 Yeah, the knees... 0.99

01:17:46.360 Yeah, knees on bed is the gay. 1.00

01:17:47.700 It has to be the gay. 1.00

01:17:48.340 Yeah, like, if you have 0.99

01:17:49.400 your chest down doing, like, 0.99

01:17:50.620 a perfect arch with your ass up, 1.00

01:17:52.240 but you're eating pussy, 1.00

01:17:52.940 I'm like, that's still 1.00

01:17:53.540 kind of gay. 0.79

01:17:54.700 If you're leaning to the side 0.98

01:17:55.840 and your leg is doing this, 0.94

01:17:56.960 that's kind of gay. 0.99

01:17:58.120 There's a lot of... 1.00

01:17:58.740 It does suck whenever you're 0.96

01:18:01.040 on the bed on your knees 0.93

01:18:02.720 because then, like, 1.00

01:18:03.620 the pussy is lower than you. 1.00

01:18:05.180 You can't get a good angle on it, 1.00

01:18:07.380 I feel like, either.

01:18:08.660 Like, if you want to go...

01:18:09.360 Yeah, you got to do push-ups. 0.88

01:18:10.780 You got to do push-ups 1.00

01:18:11.500 and eat pussy, 1.00

01:18:12.120 otherwise everything else is gay. 1.00

01:18:14.540 That's a good point. 0.97

01:18:15.160 The best angle is off the bed. 1.00

01:18:17.640 Pussy pussy. 1.00

01:18:18.600 Off the bed on your knees 1.00

01:18:19.900 or on your...

01:18:20.540 Wow. 0.99

01:18:21.940 That's so gay. 1.00

01:18:23.700 I got to go stomachs the gayest. 1.00

01:18:25.180 I think something about 0.99

01:18:26.540 laying on your stomach

01:18:27.340 is just weird.

01:18:28.600 I don't know.

01:18:28.840 Dude, if you're off the bed

01:18:30.860 on your knees,

01:18:31.820 that is so submissive.

01:18:34.420 So submissive.

01:18:34.860 Yeah, I agree with that.

01:18:35.860 What?

01:18:36.240 Off the bed on your knees,

01:18:38.100 like, you're on the floor,

01:18:39.040 she's towering over you,

01:18:39.960 that's the worst.

01:18:40.720 That's the worst.

01:18:40.920 I just feel like it's also... 1.00

01:18:41.940 That's how you suck a dick, dude. 1.00

01:18:43.740 You're sucking her dick at that point. 1.00

01:18:45.060 It would be the most, like, 1.00

01:18:46.180 submissive.

01:18:46.640 Yeah.

01:18:47.080 Like, on your stomach

01:18:48.080 because you're literally

01:18:48.920 laying prone,

01:18:50.060 completely, like, defensively, 1.00

01:18:51.320 like, on her pussy. 1.00

01:18:52.680 I think the gayest is a position... 1.00

01:18:54.000 They're all gay. 1.00

01:18:54.320 We've already said that. 1.00

01:18:56.300 It's gay to eat a woman's pussy. 1.00

01:18:58.200 It is. 1.00

01:18:59.060 It is.

01:18:59.920 Yeah, it definitely is.

01:19:01.020 No, except for 69.

01:19:02.360 69 is the only 1.00

01:19:03.400 non-gay way to eat pussy. 1.00

01:19:05.060 If you're not receiving 1.00

01:19:05.800 any pleasure,

01:19:07.060 like, inherently,

01:19:08.200 the activity is homosexual. 0.87

01:19:09.700 No, no.

01:19:10.060 What if it's, like,

01:19:10.860 kind of, you know,

01:19:11.980 just the standard position 1.00

01:19:13.800 for a pussy? 1.00

01:19:14.740 You think that's gay? 1.00

01:19:15.960 No. 0.51

01:19:16.440 Here's what I'll say.

01:19:18.100 And here's the great metric.

01:19:19.380 How about a 69 on the side,

01:19:22.060 like, laying down? 1.00

01:19:23.360 That shit's gay, too. 1.00

01:19:24.160 It is gay, right? 1.00

01:19:25.880 It's lazy. 1.00

01:19:27.140 That's the way I eat pussy. 1.00

01:19:28.540 It's just lazy. 1.00

01:19:29.080 Like this,

01:19:29.440 and you're like,

01:19:30.460 what's the straightest way 0.99

01:19:31.860 to get your butthole in? 0.99

01:19:33.040 What's the straightest position 0.99

01:19:34.020 to get your butthole in? 0.99

01:19:34.960 Cole! 1.00

01:19:35.340 I'll tell you the gayest way. 1.00

01:19:37.140 I'll tell you the gayest way 1.00

01:19:38.260 for damn sure 1.00

01:19:39.220 is getting your fucking... 1.00

01:19:40.300 Legs behind your head? 1.00

01:19:40.900 Getting your die-die changed. 0.92

01:19:42.200 Yeah. 1.00

01:19:42.780 Yeah, if you put your fucking... 1.00

01:19:44.080 If you put it up like that, 1.00

01:19:45.780 that shit is gay 1.00

01:19:47.480 as a motherfucker, dog. 1.00

01:19:49.300 No, I'll tell you. 1.00

01:19:50.300 The gay... 1.00

01:19:51.120 Like, here's the hierarchy 1.00

01:19:52.440 of gay on eating pussy. 1.00

01:19:54.340 It is the ease of actually 1.00

01:19:57.840 another man coming into the room 1.00

01:19:59.400 and putting his dick in your ass. 1.00

01:20:01.280 The easiest way 1.00

01:20:02.360 would be on the knees

01:20:04.000 on the bed.

01:20:05.080 That's the easiest way

01:20:06.000 for a dude to come in

01:20:06.800 and immediately he can put 1.00

01:20:07.980 his dick in your ass. 1.00

01:20:08.600 You're prone. 1.00

01:20:09.260 I mean, you're ripe.

01:20:10.820 The next one

01:20:11.400 is belly on bed

01:20:13.540 and then it goes

01:20:14.720 knees off the bed

01:20:16.460 because at that point 0.99

01:20:17.560 your butt is pointed down. 0.99

01:20:19.120 He can't get under there. 0.99

01:20:20.600 See, I think that's 0.96

01:20:21.240 the gayest way. 0.95

01:20:22.340 Fascinating.

01:20:22.760 But it can't be.

01:20:23.760 No, because like 1.00

01:20:24.400 a guy cannot injure your dick. 1.00

01:20:25.620 But it can't be 0.99

01:20:26.640 because if there's

01:20:27.500 a home intruder

01:20:28.200 it's the hardest way 1.00

01:20:29.720 for him to rape you. 0.99

01:20:30.640 What if your knees 1.00

01:20:31.580 are off the bed

01:20:32.100 and she's sitting

01:20:33.860 or lying on the bed

01:20:34.940 because that's different

01:20:35.520 than your knees

01:20:36.180 on the floor

01:20:36.720 and her standing over you.

01:20:37.940 I'm going to answer

01:20:39.440 Josie's question. 1.00

01:20:40.200 Eat pussy when she's 1.00

01:20:41.340 sitting down, Toad. 1.00

01:20:42.400 That's impossible.

01:20:43.300 I think Cole has a good point.

01:20:44.160 You know what I mean.

01:20:44.660 Knees on.

01:20:45.500 No, I don't know

01:20:46.320 what you mean.

01:20:47.140 Off the bed,

01:20:48.140 knees down.

01:20:48.800 You are literally

01:20:49.600 in the best position

01:20:51.520 to be ready to go

01:20:52.420 if anything were to happen. 1.00

01:20:53.660 If you need to do man shit. 1.00

01:20:55.000 You can jump up, 1.00

01:20:56.020 you're ready.

01:20:56.720 If you now knees on the bed,

01:20:58.320 you're on a bed.

01:20:58.900 It's awkward.

01:20:59.860 At this point,

01:21:00.480 you guys sound like 0.99

01:21:01.020 paranoid schizophrenics. 0.99

01:21:02.000 If you're still thinking 0.85

01:21:02.760 about having to fight off

01:21:03.680 intruders while you're

01:21:04.560 in inner coitus.

01:21:05.440 That is what you're

01:21:06.380 supposed to do

01:21:06.820 about all time.

01:21:07.860 Jesus Christ.

01:21:09.260 Yeah, Mark Random.

01:21:10.140 I want to show you

01:21:10.680 for sure.

01:21:11.440 I want to get back. 1.00

01:21:12.680 Send your dick in. 1.00

01:21:13.640 I want to get back 1.00

01:21:14.400 to Toad. 1.00

01:21:15.060 Random, submit your dick. 1.00

01:21:16.940 Yeah, we'll show it 1.00

01:21:17.820 to Dave Smith.

01:21:19.000 I want to get back

01:21:19.600 to Toad.

01:21:19.620 What do you think 1.00

01:21:19.900 Random's dick looks like? 1.00

01:21:21.340 Oh my god, that'd be amazing 1.00

01:21:22.640 if we showed Random's dick 1.00

01:21:23.960 to Dave Smith. 1.00

01:21:25.560 Random's got a pipe on him.

01:21:26.840 I've got to get back

01:21:27.540 to Toad saying 1.00

01:21:28.160 he can eat pussy 1.00

01:21:29.020 sitting down. 1.00

01:21:29.860 He's a porn actor, man. 0.99

01:21:31.880 No, no, no. 1.00

01:21:32.380 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:21:33.680 Toad, I want to get back 1.00

01:21:34.600 to you saying that

01:21:35.580 a woman sitting down 1.00

01:21:37.660 when you eat her pussy. 1.00

01:21:38.980 He was like, 1.00

01:21:39.300 because he wanted to say

01:21:40.140 the difference is

01:21:40.900 that he said

01:21:41.340 she's sitting down.

01:21:43.160 That's impossible.

01:21:43.440 Yo, how long

01:21:43.880 is your tongue, homeboy?

01:21:46.840 It's pretty long.

01:21:48.340 I don't even know

01:21:49.120 how that could happen.

01:21:51.020 And even if you could, 0.99

01:21:52.160 that would be really gay 1.00

01:21:53.360 because something about 0.92

01:21:53.980 her being upright

01:21:54.880 and her legs would be shred. 1.00

01:21:56.780 Yo, DM your dick to Toad. 1.00

01:21:58.820 Everybody watching right now, 1.00

01:22:00.460 DM your dick to Toad. 1.00

01:22:01.280 Go ahead. 1.00

01:22:01.380 Yo, he's about to knock

01:22:03.320 Raven out of his spot.

01:22:07.480 Top is so excited about this.

01:22:09.200 So excited.

01:22:10.340 We can't compete 1.00

01:22:10.920 with a porn star. 0.97

01:22:11.580 I thought Top put me 0.99

01:22:12.580 above Raven. 1.00

01:22:13.520 What the fuck? 1.00

01:22:14.300 It doesn't matter. 1.00

01:22:15.140 You're going to lose

01:22:15.600 some random.

01:22:16.000 I think the only

01:22:17.100 heterosexual way 1.00

01:22:18.280 to eat pussy 1.00

01:22:18.760 is to do it 1.00

01:22:20.780 upon meeting.

01:22:23.040 Like you have to do it

01:22:23.720 instantaneously.

01:22:25.000 No, no.

01:22:25.700 Instantaneously,

01:22:26.260 it's like,

01:22:26.860 hi, I'm Clint.

01:22:28.320 And then immediately

01:22:28.960 you just like...

01:22:29.840 Yeah, it has to be dominated.

01:22:31.420 You lift up the skirt, 0.69

01:22:32.340 you rip off the panties, 1.00

01:22:33.400 you just bah.

01:22:35.220 Yeah, but that's still 69,

01:22:36.660 I guess,

01:22:36.860 if you take her upside down

01:22:37.700 like that.

01:22:38.300 That's one of the

01:22:38.940 straightest ways.

01:22:39.540 Here's the only straight way 1.00

01:22:40.860 to eat pussy. 1.00

01:22:42.420 And everybody pay attention. 1.00

01:22:42.900 Oh, dude, if you hold her

01:22:43.880 like that with her legs 1.00

01:22:45.120 like up,

01:22:45.840 just straight up in the air,

01:22:46.820 that's aggro. 0.92

01:22:48.060 If you were the most

01:22:49.220 ready to go there,

01:22:49.820 you just throw her off

01:22:50.520 and you're ready 1.00

01:22:50.920 to fucking fight. 1.00

01:22:53.240 You're not going 1.00

01:22:53.860 to my asshole, nigga. 1.00

01:22:55.120 Yo, yo, yo, 1.00

01:22:55.980 she just holds onto

01:22:57.180 your waist 1.00

01:22:57.660 and wraps her fucking 1.00

01:22:58.340 her legs around your head 1.00

01:22:59.340 and you can actually 1.00

01:22:59.840 fucking fist fight 0.99

01:23:00.740 while you're still 1.00

01:23:01.620 eating her pussy. 1.00

01:23:02.320 That's true. 1.00

01:23:03.240 Yeah, but you don't

01:23:04.160 have some air left

01:23:05.800 because she's going

01:23:06.580 to be suffocating you

01:23:07.540 so you can only do it

01:23:08.540 for like a couple seconds.

01:23:09.460 Hey, hey, hey,

01:23:09.960 once you're like trained

01:23:11.380 like a Navy SEAL,

01:23:12.160 you don't need to breathe 1.00

01:23:12.820 to fucking fight off. 0.99

01:23:14.480 You push her down a little bit, 1.00

01:23:15.940 you prop your head 1.00

01:23:16.740 inside of her ass cheeks, 1.00

01:23:17.760 and you got a human shield 1.00

01:23:19.000 that's ready to go.

01:23:21.160 Can you read this?

01:23:22.840 Her back just takes 1.00

01:23:24.880 all the knife stabs

01:23:25.720 and you're just like 1.00

01:23:26.240 fucking crushing this dude. 0.99

01:23:28.200 You just breathe 1.00

01:23:29.100 through her vagina 1.00

01:23:29.920 so she just like 1.00

01:23:30.880 and she's like

01:23:31.800 and it just goes

01:23:32.940 all the way through

01:23:33.540 just the breath.

01:23:34.740 You guys ever seen

01:23:35.480 that meme of like

01:23:36.600 the wolves

01:23:37.220 where it talks about

01:23:37.900 how like the female wolf 0.99

01:23:39.200 will like come under

01:23:40.100 and protect it?

01:23:41.040 It's the same concept

01:23:42.360 that like they'll wrap around

01:23:43.480 and you got a protective factor.

01:23:45.500 You know what would be based though?

01:23:46.440 If you're holding her

01:23:47.060 if you're holding her like that

01:23:48.160 and her legs are up here 1.00

01:23:49.440 like right as she's about to

01:23:50.880 like right as she comes

01:23:52.340 then you just pile drive her

01:23:53.820 and you knock her unconscious.

01:23:55.680 Oh.

01:23:56.180 What's that called?

01:23:56.860 That's got to have a move. 0.99

01:23:57.660 I was thinking

01:23:59.060 I was thinking

01:24:00.900 the sexual pile driver 0.91

01:24:01.940 where you actually 1.00

01:24:02.640 put your dick in her 1.00

01:24:03.400 but I was thinking 1.00

01:24:03.920 that too

01:24:04.260 if she was upright

01:24:06.700 and her legs were around you 0.98

01:24:08.420 and then she's about to come 1.00

01:24:09.400 and then you just let her 1.00

01:24:10.160 drop onto your penis 1.00

01:24:11.680 at the same time. 1.00

01:24:13.820 How does she drop 1.00

01:24:14.820 onto your penis? 1.00

01:24:16.500 She's upright. 1.00

01:24:16.840 She's upright.

01:24:17.820 So like her legs 0.99

01:24:18.500 are up around you

01:24:19.200 and she's about to come

01:24:20.980 and then you just

01:24:21.460 And you just go

01:24:21.980 You release her

01:24:23.320 I feel like that's 1.00

01:24:26.800 That's some shit 0.99

01:24:28.160 I haven't seen in a porn 1.00

01:24:29.040 but it is actually

01:24:29.860 technically doable

01:24:30.600 so like we should do that.

01:24:32.060 I actually wait for Jose

01:24:33.520 to be like 1.00

01:24:34.060 isn't that just how y'all fuck? 1.00

01:24:35.820 Isn't that just what happens 1.00

01:24:36.800 every fucking time? 0.99

01:24:37.760 The real straightest way 0.99

01:24:38.500 The real straightest way

01:24:41.560 is to have another woman

01:24:42.940 eat out your wife. 1.00

01:24:44.160 That's the straightest way

01:24:45.460 while you watch.

01:24:46.860 Am I right Cole?

01:24:47.380 Cole is acclimated. 1.00

01:24:50.040 The way to eat pussy non-gay 1.00

01:24:51.560 is she lays on bed 1.00

01:24:52.620 on her back

01:24:53.200 you on top

01:24:54.080 eating from down direction

01:24:55.200 No so that's just 69 0.92

01:24:56.500 but she's not sucking 1.00

01:24:57.300 your dick. 1.00

01:24:59.300 No no 1.00

01:25:00.000 It doesn't have to be

01:25:00.940 It doesn't have to be 69

01:25:01.900 You're on top.

01:25:03.240 Yeah but she's just 1.00

01:25:03.780 not sucking your dick. 1.00

01:25:05.020 I think random is right. 1.00

01:25:06.760 Yeah.

01:25:07.540 Makes sense to me.

01:25:08.360 I mean

01:25:08.620 if you're like 0.83

01:25:09.500 drilling out her face 0.97

01:25:10.600 from that position 0.98

01:25:11.320 then it's pretty heterosexual.

01:25:13.660 I think 69

01:25:14.540 is the most heterosexual way 1.00

01:25:16.160 to eat pussy. 1.00

01:25:17.260 I think it's the most 1.00

01:25:17.980 dysfunctional way.

01:25:18.920 I think the most 0.65

01:25:19.820 heterosexual way 0.96

01:25:20.960 Dysfunctional?

01:25:21.400 Yeah.

01:25:22.380 Why?

01:25:23.560 Because it's like

01:25:24.260 it just doesn't

01:25:25.340 I don't feel like

01:25:26.200 I can do

01:25:26.640 I can do the proper job

01:25:27.840 from that angle.

01:25:28.760 The most

01:25:29.020 easiest angle

01:25:30.600 It's upside

01:25:31.120 No it's upside down

01:25:32.060 It's not

01:25:32.540 It's not the right way

01:25:33.520 Do you know where 0.87

01:25:33.900 the clit is? 1.00

01:25:34.940 You just nose her 0.99

01:25:36.700 Yeah

01:25:36.940 And you just 1.00

01:25:37.320 fucking put your nose 1.00

01:25:38.040 in her vagina 1.00

01:25:38.540 and then you just 1.00

01:25:39.100 eat her clit 1.00

01:25:39.580 That's all you have to do 1.00

01:25:40.340 Alright

01:25:40.660 I like your swag

01:25:42.180 I like your swag

01:25:42.220 The most heterosexual way 0.91

01:25:43.720 Or you put your nose 1.00

01:25:44.400 in her butthole 1.00

01:25:44.960 and just be like 1.00

01:25:45.720 Bitch it's already there 1.00

01:25:46.860 I can't help it 0.99

01:25:47.420 And you just be like

01:25:48.140 Oops

01:25:48.640 Yeah

01:25:49.500 Oops

01:25:49.960 Oops 0.77

01:25:50.380 I'm a brown noser

01:25:51.440 Oops

01:25:51.980 If you say 0.88

01:25:55.700 oops during sex

01:25:56.720 is it an instant turn off

01:25:57.740 for every woman

01:25:58.400 in the world

01:25:59.100 Oops

01:26:02.920 Oh my god

01:26:04.220 Like be a cream pie

01:26:05.160 at random

01:26:05.640 Oops

01:26:06.320 Oopsie doopsie

01:26:09.560 This is what I do

01:26:10.420 with my wife

01:26:10.920 Those heterosexual ways 1.00

01:26:11.220 actually to jerk off 1.00

01:26:13.400 while your homie 1.00

01:26:14.100 is fucking a chick 1.00

01:26:14.840 while she's eating out 1.00

01:26:15.780 the other chick 0.98

01:26:16.360 This is what I do

01:26:17.280 with my wife 0.94

01:26:17.960 No bullshit 0.97

01:26:18.720 I'm gonna let you guys know 0.99

01:26:20.720 Whenever we're having sex 0.99

01:26:22.120 when she comes 0.99

01:26:23.200 I make fun of her 1.00

01:26:24.520 cum face 1.00

01:26:25.040 immediately

01:26:25.840 I like if she comes

01:26:26.940 I go

01:26:27.240 Like this 1.00

01:26:28.540 You're a fucking dick 1.00

01:26:31.260 I swear to god 1.00

01:26:32.460 You're such an asshole 1.00

01:26:33.500 Why do you always do that? 1.00

01:26:34.840 I was like

01:26:35.020 I don't know

01:26:35.520 because I just think

01:26:36.100 it's so funny

01:26:36.820 Like

01:26:37.240 Yo you

01:26:39.420 You mimic

01:26:40.280 and mock 1.00

01:26:40.840 her fucking 1.00

01:26:41.420 I mock her 1.00

01:26:42.640 I mock her face 0.98

01:26:44.300 That's crazy 0.91

01:26:45.320 And then I'll tell her

01:26:47.020 during the day later

01:26:47.960 I'll just be like

01:26:48.740 Remember before

01:26:49.540 when he was like

01:26:50.120 Wait wait

01:26:54.380 So this is before

01:26:56.180 or after you came

01:26:57.060 as well

01:26:57.840 Does this doesn't matter

01:26:59.320 whenever you come

01:27:00.360 like have you come already

01:27:01.640 or not come already

01:27:02.560 Oh yeah

01:27:03.440 It doesn't

01:27:03.780 I mean before

01:27:04.780 or after

01:27:05.320 it doesn't matter

01:27:06.040 I love that

01:27:07.060 If it's after

01:27:08.600 he hasn't come yet

01:27:09.800 and he just makes

01:27:10.340 it from her face

01:27:10.800 and he's just like

01:27:11.220 whatever

01:27:11.440 I'm back to it

01:27:12.220 and he just starts

01:27:12.580 going again

01:27:13.340 I think it's actually

01:27:14.440 a pretty smart move

01:27:15.920 It's a pretty smart move

01:27:17.060 because remember

01:27:17.340 I was talking about earlier

01:27:17.980 how like

01:27:18.300 when they start making

01:27:19.540 those noises

01:27:20.220 it will get you

01:27:21.220 to be like 1.00

01:27:21.500 oh shit 1.00

01:27:21.920 now I'm gonna 0.99

01:27:22.600 like

01:27:22.800 now you're having

01:27:23.440 to be like 1.00

01:27:23.680 fuck 1.00

01:27:23.940 fuck 1.00

01:27:24.240 fuck 1.00

01:27:24.500 don't cum 1.00

01:27:24.960 don't cum 0.98

01:27:25.340 but if you just go 0.95

01:27:26.200 like back to them

01:27:27.640 then it's like

01:27:28.260 it'll throw them off

01:27:29.220 give you a couple more seconds

01:27:30.580 and then you're like

01:27:31.380 alright back in the game

01:27:32.140 I don't even know

01:27:36.320 why I do it

01:27:36.940 it's like

01:27:37.300 besides me telling

01:27:38.480 you guys now

01:27:39.140 I've never told anybody

01:27:40.260 but I think it's 0.98

01:27:41.300 the fucking funniest 0.98

01:27:42.100 thing in the world 0.99

01:27:42.660 that's what happens

01:27:43.300 on the show man

01:27:44.200 things get revealed

01:27:46.520 the best is whenever

01:27:48.040 you like

01:27:48.640 she's like

01:27:49.800 right there

01:27:50.440 at the edge

01:27:51.020 and then you do

01:27:51.560 something wrong 1.00

01:27:52.180 and she fucking 1.00

01:27:52.820 like fucking 1.00

01:27:53.440 freaks out 0.99

01:27:54.100 she's like 1.00

01:27:54.420 stop fucking 1.00

01:27:55.420 doing 1.00

01:27:55.800 she like

01:27:56.860 freaks out

01:27:57.760 I don't know

01:27:58.080 if you've ever had that

01:27:58.840 I love it

01:28:00.000 because

01:28:00.140 your wife sounds

01:28:00.860 violent

01:28:01.340 yeah this is not a thing

01:28:02.480 that anybody else

01:28:03.240 deals with

01:28:03.800 it's just 100%

01:28:06.180 Liz 1.00

01:28:06.740 like that's your shit 1.00

01:28:07.600 don't you love it 1.00

01:28:08.200 when she burns you

01:28:08.940 with a cigarette

01:28:09.660 after

01:28:10.080 real quick

01:28:11.920 someone's cooking

01:28:12.800 with fire

01:28:13.420 Jose TRHL

01:28:14.600 is cooking with fire

01:28:15.320 right now

01:28:15.600 with the oops

01:28:16.040 Kevin James meme

01:28:16.860 someone needs to make

01:28:18.200 like a 0.88

01:28:18.540 cream pie porn thing

01:28:20.080 and just like

01:28:20.700 Kevin James there

01:28:21.360 going oops

01:28:22.080 that would be good

01:28:23.280 but you obviously

01:28:23.680 have to you know

01:28:24.460 do the little

01:28:25.760 protective thing

01:28:26.680 or whatever

01:28:26.920 just be like

01:28:27.320 did you pull out

01:28:28.100 and just go

01:28:29.140 oops

01:28:30.300 oops

01:28:30.660 oh

01:28:32.720 alright alright

01:28:34.200 pull up the murder video

01:28:35.380 alright 0.97

01:28:36.820 is it gay 0.88

01:28:39.920 it's a 0.77

01:28:40.960 is it gay 0.97

01:28:42.080 play the promo 0.99

01:28:43.800 oh wait

01:28:46.340 I did

01:28:46.680 welcome ladies and gentlemen

01:28:52.080 once again to 0.72

01:28:52.800 is it gay 0.88

01:28:53.700 to defend your

01:28:54.640 significant other

01:28:55.240 while you're walking

01:28:55.820 down the street

01:28:56.220 of Bed Stuyvesant

01:28:57.320 I don't know how to say it

01:28:58.200 is it Stuyvesant

01:28:59.020 Bed Stuyvesant

01:29:01.020 Stuyvesant

01:29:02.680 I don't know how you say it

01:29:04.340 Bed Stuy 0.60

01:29:04.900 Bed Stuy 0.60

01:29:05.600 I know but

01:29:06.240 how do you pronounce

01:29:07.100 the Stuyvesant

01:29:08.000 the Vessant

01:29:08.560 silent

01:29:09.640 that's a lot of letters

01:29:11.620 to be silent brother

01:29:12.540 I'm not gonna lie

01:29:14.600 I saw this video

01:29:16.040 and I saw

01:29:16.780 like I got like

01:29:17.480 30 seconds in

01:29:18.300 and nothing had happened yet

01:29:19.320 or 20 seconds in

01:29:20.240 and I stopped watching it

01:29:21.620 that's pretty based

01:29:24.740 that's pretty based

01:29:25.440 like you know

01:29:25.880 a life's gonna be taken

01:29:26.660 and you're like

01:29:27.040 this is taking too long

01:29:27.960 I gotta get on with it

01:29:28.520 I wanna see

01:29:29.500 I don't care about

01:29:31.100 the whole context

01:29:32.080 just see me a guy 0.99

01:29:33.440 getting fucking stabbed 0.99

01:29:34.460 that's what I care about 1.00

01:29:35.620 I wanna see a guy

01:29:37.200 like

01:29:37.740 I don't even think

01:29:38.560 you really see a stabbing

01:29:39.660 you see like one slash

01:29:40.940 that's my big critique

01:29:42.440 that's my big critique

01:29:43.860 of this murder video

01:29:45.060 is that it's too long

01:29:46.520 you know

01:29:47.040 it starts

01:29:47.800 it might be the same one

01:29:49.420 it starts with them like 0.99

01:29:50.160 sitting on the fucking bench 1.00

01:29:52.440 it's a knife murder 1.00

01:29:54.980 and Top's like

01:29:55.560 get to the point

01:29:56.640 it's like

01:29:57.640 this is why

01:29:58.860 on my Instagram reels

01:30:00.660 I wanna see

01:30:01.380 if it's a car crash

01:30:02.360 I wanna see the crash

01:30:03.260 I don't wanna see

01:30:03.760 30 seconds leading up to the crash

01:30:05.180 I wanna see like 0.99

01:30:05.860 them fucking flipping over 0.98

01:30:07.260 I want it to be 0.99

01:30:08.040 5 seconds of 0.91

01:30:08.900 shank shank shank 0.96

01:30:09.720 and then I wanna be able

01:30:10.440 to watch it over and over again

01:30:11.760 until I get off

01:30:13.540 honestly

01:30:14.020 it should be like

01:30:15.000 how they do

01:30:15.720 podcast promos

01:30:16.920 in the podcast

01:30:17.800 will it be like

01:30:18.520 coming up in this podcast

01:30:19.660 and it gives you like

01:30:20.280 the best of

01:30:20.940 like right there

01:30:21.560 at the beginning

01:30:21.980 I wanna see the stabbing

01:30:23.860 and then show me

01:30:25.020 the context afterwards

01:30:26.300 this is how

01:30:27.120 it'll make these

01:30:27.820 so much better

01:30:28.500 okay but

01:30:29.140 so this

01:30:29.760 does skip

01:30:30.600 the killing part

01:30:31.480 but the context

01:30:32.560 actually makes this 0.88

01:30:33.200 is his audio fucked 0.99

01:30:34.540 yeah yeah 1.00

01:30:35.080 it's 100% fucked 1.00

01:30:35.920 I was thinking 1.00

01:30:36.400 that was my connection

01:30:37.120 because you were 0.99

01:30:37.440 shitting on that earlier 1.00

01:30:37.980 dude 1.00

01:30:38.300 I think

01:30:39.280 I think that

01:30:40.020 whatever waves

01:30:40.900 whatever waves

01:30:41.940 they put out

01:30:42.400 we're having

01:30:42.880 weird connection

01:30:43.780 weird internet

01:30:44.480 my internet

01:30:45.220 has been acting weird

01:30:46.060 all day

01:30:46.860 sorry Toad

01:30:47.340 no what's happening

01:30:47.920 with my audio

01:30:48.420 what are you talking about

01:30:49.140 it's fine now

01:30:49.960 go ahead 0.99

01:30:50.160 I see the cum shot 0.99

01:30:51.480 and then I reverse 0.98

01:30:52.580 back to the beginning

01:30:53.440 and then I go

01:30:53.920 right so this video 0.97

01:30:56.920 he jerks off in reverse 0.90

01:30:58.060 so instead of like this 0.99

01:30:59.160 he's like

01:30:59.600 well

01:31:00.820 my beef with this video

01:31:02.820 is it's not violent

01:31:04.380 scroll to the end

01:31:05.700 scroll to the end

01:31:05.720 and then scroll back

01:31:06.700 it's like I want

01:31:07.640 I want to see the dude 0.98

01:31:08.400 nut on her face 1.00

01:31:09.160 and then I want to go

01:31:09.680 back to the beginning

01:31:10.200 where the plumber

01:31:10.760 is just coming up

01:31:11.340 to the door

01:31:11.840 and then I come to the

01:31:14.960 anticipation of what

01:31:15.800 I know will eventually

01:31:16.880 happen

01:31:17.320 honestly that's the best

01:31:18.740 anticipation is the

01:31:20.000 is the best

01:31:20.660 yeah

01:31:21.560 I come

01:31:23.360 Toad knows all about that

01:31:24.600 38 years

01:31:25.120 he's been anticipating 0.99

01:31:26.540 pussy for 35 years 1.00

01:31:27.940 guys wait 1.00

01:31:28.480 let's let

01:31:29.500 let's let Toad talk

01:31:30.560 because he's doing

01:31:31.740 that thing that haunts

01:31:32.480 my dreams again

01:31:33.180 where he goes

01:31:33.640 just let him go

01:31:37.180 I never reach 0.99

01:31:39.120 the cum shot 0.51

01:31:39.920 because I always 0.98

01:31:40.520 just cum well 0.96

01:31:41.460 before that happens 0.86

01:31:42.500 Toad at what point

01:31:43.360 I don't even know

01:31:43.860 what it's like

01:31:44.380 at what point

01:31:45.000 are you going to realize

01:31:45.940 that those interjections

01:31:47.720 they don't seem to work

01:31:50.440 you've been doing them

01:31:51.440 for 100 episodes

01:31:52.460 we still don't let you

01:31:53.800 get it in

01:31:54.340 all it does

01:31:55.580 is I'm telling you

01:31:56.640 I hear it all night long

01:31:58.420 you're just like

01:31:58.900 all the women 0.93

01:31:59.420 in the universe

01:32:00.020 you don't let me

01:32:00.800 get it in

01:32:01.400 but like

01:32:02.980 there are women 0.98

01:32:03.460 that want you

01:32:04.040 to get it in

01:32:04.700 you could get it in

01:32:06.400 um

01:32:07.500 yeah

01:32:07.900 it's you

01:32:08.600 this video though

01:32:09.200 I think the context

01:32:10.660 actually matters

01:32:11.660 in this video

01:32:12.200 it's what makes it funny

01:32:13.640 it's that this

01:32:14.260 this dude

01:32:15.200 I believe

01:32:15.940 the dude who got killed

01:32:16.800 just show the video

01:32:18.140 everybody knows 1.00

01:32:19.660 this shit is super violent 1.00

01:32:20.620 Cole has no fucking 1.00

01:32:22.000 can't even wait 1.00

01:32:22.880 Cole doesn't know

01:32:23.800 no explanation at all

01:32:25.540 I love it

01:32:27.020 I love how he goes

01:32:27.220 the context of the video

01:32:28.480 explains just the video

01:32:30.400 that's gonna happen

01:32:31.180 that I'm gonna watch

01:32:31.900 no no no

01:32:32.360 there is additional context

01:32:33.740 he's a progressive

01:32:34.700 that like pushed

01:32:35.640 like policy

01:32:36.540 progressive policies

01:32:37.800 that led to this situation

01:32:39.220 and then he's on the street

01:32:40.600 and he encounters

01:32:41.180 this violent man

01:32:42.940 of a race

01:32:43.500 which I'm sure

01:32:44.020 you can presume

01:32:44.680 if you could play it

01:32:45.700 I would like to impersonate

01:32:46.660 the conversation

01:32:47.900 okay

01:32:48.260 alright

01:32:48.620 let's do it

01:32:49.000 also

01:32:49.200 Rian on Rumble 0.97

01:32:50.300 says Cole watches porn 0.99

01:32:51.280 like the movie Memento 0.95

01:32:52.340 that's a great

01:32:52.900 oh yeah

01:32:54.160 that's true

01:32:54.700 yeah

01:32:55.000 you write everything down

01:32:57.080 so you can remember it all

01:32:58.700 or where Brad Pitt's

01:32:59.860 the old dude

01:33:00.360 and then he becomes young

01:33:00.980 you tattoo it on yourself

01:33:02.140 alright

01:33:02.560 that's Benjamin Button

01:33:03.600 oh look at that

01:33:06.960 warrior poet

01:33:07.820 just passing us in the night

01:33:08.960 look at his frumpy girlfriend 1.00

01:33:12.160 she is frumpy 1.00

01:33:13.660 I did see a picture of her 1.00

01:33:14.680 she's frumpy as shit 1.00

01:33:15.760 it's like let's 0.99

01:33:16.640 let's head out to

01:33:18.300 the public transportation

01:33:19.380 in a bag

01:33:20.320 is that a

01:33:21.100 they're shooting 0.99

01:33:21.840 no the black dude's 1.00

01:33:23.520 just fucking up 1.00

01:33:24.080 some shit in front of them 1.00

01:33:25.280 and they just stand there 1.00

01:33:26.300 and look

01:33:26.720 he just stand in front of the girl

01:33:31.360 he's telling him to chill

01:33:39.520 chill dude

01:33:40.200 chill

01:33:40.600 he's laughing

01:33:41.820 dude this guy is so much smaller

01:33:45.180 what's up

01:33:45.440 what's up

01:33:46.380 oh it skipped

01:33:48.620 oh it skipped a stab

01:33:49.520 yeah you can see it 0.99

01:33:50.960 you didn't get to see the cum shot 0.99

01:33:53.280 I'm broke 0.99

01:33:54.320 are you broke

01:33:56.460 are you doing

01:33:57.700 go watch him

01:33:59.240 go watch him

01:34:00.320 go watch him

01:34:02.520 this lady

01:34:03.820 this lady

01:34:04.920 doesn't care about this guy

01:34:06.540 at all

01:34:07.320 that is

01:34:08.040 that is the worst part of this video

01:34:09.460 hey go back to the

01:34:10.720 go back to the

01:34:11.420 to the guy walking up to him

01:34:13.080 here go back to full screen

01:34:14.340 go back to the guy like

01:34:15.840 like when they first get into the

01:34:17.720 yo mute it

01:34:18.460 mute it

01:34:19.340 here's the crazy thing

01:34:20.880 pause it

01:34:21.740 pause it real quick

01:34:22.560 he was

01:34:23.400 I've seen black people do this so many times 1.00

01:34:25.500 not just the stabbing part 0.99

01:34:26.820 but I've seen they walk by you 0.98

01:34:28.300 do something retarded like this 0.97

01:34:29.980 like completely animalistic 0.97

01:34:31.540 and no

01:34:32.540 and then if you look at them

01:34:33.840 they'd be like 1.00

01:34:34.140 fuck you looking at 1.00

01:34:35.020 and it's like 1.00

01:34:35.580 yo man

01:34:36.180 like you're literally like

01:34:37.880 flipping over garbage cans

01:34:39.240 okay okay

01:34:39.820 now scroll

01:34:40.340 scroll to whenever they

01:34:41.340 get into the confrontation

01:34:42.680 keep going

01:34:43.240 whatever

01:34:45.340 right

01:34:45.740 okay

01:34:46.020 yeah

01:34:46.320 right

01:34:46.540 okay

01:34:47.020 at what point

01:34:48.160 I want to ask each of you 0.96

01:34:49.080 when would you punch this guy 0.96

01:34:50.380 and be like 1.00

01:34:50.880 I'm going to knock this motherfucker out 1.00

01:34:52.180 because 1.00

01:34:52.440 instantly

01:34:53.180 go ahead

01:34:55.220 just play it

01:34:56.340 because it's muted

01:34:56.800 just go ahead

01:34:57.360 he's approaching my woman

01:34:59.300 I'm 1.00

01:35:00.000 I'm ending this motherfucker 1.00

01:35:01.300 right away 1.00

01:35:02.060 go ahead

01:35:02.380 play it

01:35:03.240 Toad play it

01:35:04.060 Toad play it

01:35:05.120 Toad you play it right now

01:35:06.520 just go ahead 1.00

01:35:07.040 you're asking me the fucking question 1.00

01:35:08.600 alright 1.00

01:35:08.820 he says

01:35:09.940 he says right here

01:35:10.780 he says

01:35:11.380 I'm

01:35:11.680 he says get out of here 1.00

01:35:12.480 I'm going to kill you 1.00

01:35:13.240 I'm 1.00

01:35:13.680 I am

01:35:14.280 I'm swinging as hard as I possibly can

01:35:16.480 yeah

01:35:16.740 he has multiple

01:35:17.840 like right

01:35:18.540 there

01:35:19.440 like there's so

01:35:20.120 the dude has his arms down

01:35:21.580 he's got a dozen opportunities

01:35:23.260 yo I think he runs into the bench by the way

01:35:25.400 back it up

01:35:25.860 this is kind of funny

01:35:26.580 no way

01:35:28.620 yeah we don't even see the actual stabbing

01:35:30.620 is the problem

01:35:31.000 look look look

01:35:31.780 oh he runs

01:35:32.280 he falls over into the bench

01:35:34.340 and the guy probably just stabs him

01:35:36.400 what if he didn't even get stabbed

01:35:38.380 he just fell over the bench

01:35:39.260 and like

01:35:39.540 hit his head on the ground

01:35:40.660 what if this is the actual video footage of it

01:35:43.100 there's no video of the actual murder

01:35:44.680 the defense is

01:35:45.760 your honor

01:35:46.420 he was killed by the bench

01:35:48.040 this needs to be a thing

01:35:49.640 God

01:35:50.140 your honor

01:35:52.540 my client approached the bench

01:35:54.480 yo

01:35:56.480 because I feel like

01:35:57.980 I feel like

01:35:59.100 I would like

01:35:59.800 immediately

01:36:00.160 like that guy

01:36:00.860 like he comes up to me

01:36:02.120 I'm just immediately swinging

01:36:03.300 like because like his arms are down

01:36:05.400 bro he's verbalizing

01:36:07.300 get out of here 1.00

01:36:08.180 or I'm going to kill you 1.00

01:36:09.380 you have all 1.00

01:36:10.580 your girl

01:36:11.180 your girl is with you

01:36:12.540 she's in a dress

01:36:13.600 for God's sakes

01:36:14.220 you just came from a wedding

01:36:15.080 you have to swing

01:36:16.440 you have to

01:36:17.540 dude this couple doesn't 1.00

01:36:18.600 they don't care about each other

01:36:19.860 I'm talking right hook

01:36:20.460 like as much

01:36:22.040 overhand right 0.90

01:36:22.820 overhand right 0.90

01:36:23.680 oh yeah overhand

01:36:24.680 as hard as a human being

01:36:26.600 has ever been hit

01:36:27.220 this man is going to sleep

01:36:28.360 I'm not waiting to see

01:36:29.400 if he has a knife

01:36:30.040 or a firearm

01:36:30.660 he's going to bed

01:36:31.520 if you can touch

01:36:32.180 if you can just touch

01:36:32.980 the back of his neck

01:36:33.780 I mean if this is over

01:36:34.920 maybe that's why 0.94

01:36:38.380 the black dude 0.99

01:36:38.780 had to be so aggressive 0.95

01:36:39.520 because he's like

01:36:40.000 look I know

01:36:40.820 I know I have an off switch

01:36:42.160 and I have to

01:36:43.720 the problem is like

01:36:45.060 they were so liberal

01:36:46.160 they didn't realize

01:36:47.040 to cross the other side

01:36:48.380 of the street

01:36:48.820 and that's the problem

01:36:50.380 is that they saw this guy

01:36:51.400 they should immediately

01:36:52.160 cross the other side

01:36:53.040 of the street

01:36:53.420 you have two options

01:36:55.040 he chose option death

01:36:56.520 you have option

01:36:57.860 option one

01:36:58.520 is you go across the street

01:36:59.800 and you

01:37:00.500 and you stop acting

01:37:01.320 like you're a liberal

01:37:02.140 and everybody is not out

01:37:03.040 to kill you 0.93

01:37:03.460 option two 1.00

01:37:04.360 is you fight

01:37:05.440 you fight viciously

01:37:07.160 as soon as he approaches

01:37:08.880 you fight viciously

01:37:10.120 option three

01:37:11.980 is to have a conversation

01:37:13.280 and just like

01:37:13.900 try and keep him

01:37:14.500 at arm's distance

01:37:15.140 that's lunacy

01:37:16.700 you have to fight

01:37:17.760 it's crazy

01:37:18.540 this is really a metric

01:37:21.260 in like how much

01:37:22.180 more racist I am

01:37:23.200 than I am political

01:37:24.040 and I used to be

01:37:24.820 a very like political person

01:37:26.380 right

01:37:26.860 because like

01:37:27.300 you've replaced

01:37:28.440 your politics with racism

01:37:29.580 it makes sense

01:37:30.280 yeah yeah

01:37:30.700 I'm like this guy's

01:37:31.380 a white guy

01:37:32.040 like

01:37:32.580 he's a progressive

01:37:33.740 he deserved it

01:37:34.400 kind of

01:37:34.700 but I'm like

01:37:35.100 he's white

01:37:35.720 he's white 0.97

01:37:36.960 he didn't deserve that 0.92

01:37:37.500 oh so you want him 0.87

01:37:38.300 to live because he's white 0.97

01:37:39.240 that's nice

01:37:39.820 part of it

01:37:40.740 part of it still infuriates me

01:37:42.120 I'm like

01:37:42.380 I'm kind of like

01:37:42.880 man they killed this guy 0.98

01:37:44.040 because he's white 0.95

01:37:44.580 but I'm like

01:37:44.960 but he deserved it

01:37:46.080 like I don't know

01:37:46.900 how to feel

01:37:47.420 yeah yeah

01:37:48.020 but top

01:37:48.400 you're like

01:37:48.960 what's a funnier

01:37:49.620 you're like 1.00

01:37:50.940 fuck New York 1.00

01:37:51.720 basically 1.00

01:37:52.080 so you want him dead 0.99

01:37:53.120 probably 0.99

01:37:53.460 he shouldn't be there

01:37:54.280 you shouldn't be in New York

01:37:55.640 or any of these places

01:37:56.620 wherever this was

01:37:57.360 don't be there 1.00

01:37:58.120 don't fucking be there 1.00

01:38:00.700 this like this guy 1.00

01:38:02.160 getting fucking stabbed 1.00

01:38:03.120 as a liberal 1.00

01:38:03.700 or the other

01:38:05.380 the news journalist

01:38:06.420 that got shot

01:38:07.200 after he said that 1.00

01:38:08.160 like all that shit 1.00

01:38:09.780 in like Baltimore 1.00

01:38:11.120 or whatever

01:38:11.560 oh yeah I heard about that

01:38:12.440 or Philadelphia

01:38:13.160 Philadelphia

01:38:13.780 it was right after

01:38:15.980 he tweeted something

01:38:17.160 that was insane

01:38:18.460 he tweeted something about

01:38:19.600 pretty sure 0.98

01:38:20.100 that was a tranny 1.00

01:38:20.700 that like broke in 0.87

01:38:21.580 because he said

01:38:22.360 that there was like

01:38:23.000 two weeks prior 0.91

01:38:23.860 some random tranny 0.95

01:38:25.620 said like

01:38:26.040 you like thought

01:38:27.320 I think that the tranny dude 1.00

01:38:28.580 thought that

01:38:29.580 he was like

01:38:30.260 having an affair

01:38:31.200 with his

01:38:31.680 his significant other 1.00

01:38:32.820 or some shit 0.99

01:38:33.280 so homeboy came back 1.00

01:38:34.360 and shot him 0.86

01:38:35.060 like seven times 0.99

01:38:35.720 crazy

01:38:36.140 right after he was just like

01:38:37.920 violent crime

01:38:39.420 in Philadelphia

01:38:40.140 is down 0.97

01:38:40.940 or some shit like that 0.99

01:38:42.100 no no 0.99

01:38:42.580 he responded to

01:38:43.640 he responded to the Dilbert dude

01:38:45.260 like he was like 0.97

01:38:46.040 he said that I get killed 0.98

01:38:47.560 within two years 0.99

01:38:48.400 yep

01:38:49.080 this tweet aged poorly

01:38:50.380 and then three hours later 0.96

01:38:51.480 he gets killed 0.55

01:38:52.260 it's like 1.00

01:38:52.940 damn 0.98

01:38:53.520 I've never seen 1.00

01:38:55.440 I've never seen

01:38:56.260 anything like it

01:38:57.440 like nothing even close to that

01:38:58.720 it was almost instantaneous

01:38:59.640 yeah it was like

01:39:00.820 it was like

01:39:01.280 and I mean

01:39:02.360 and you gotta keep in mind too 1.00

01:39:03.320 Scott Adams is a fucking 1.00

01:39:04.520 like world class hypnotist 1.00

01:39:05.900 so I'm like

01:39:06.360 I'm like

01:39:06.680 did he hypnotize all these people 0.99

01:39:07.800 to go kill all these people 0.99

01:39:08.620 that 1.00

01:39:08.760 yo the other dude

01:39:09.740 that got killed

01:39:10.280 he also tweeted

01:39:11.360 he also quote tweeted

01:39:12.260 Scott Adams

01:39:12.740 this is

01:39:13.200 like everybody

01:39:13.720 everybody that's

01:39:14.740 that's quote tweeting

01:39:15.620 Scott Adams

01:39:16.060 like

01:39:16.240 your life is now

01:39:17.720 on final destination watch

01:39:18.780 this is simulation theory

01:39:20.140 this is simulation theory 1.00

01:39:21.540 to the fucking max 0.99

01:39:22.760 top 0.99

01:39:23.700 tell me I'm wrong

01:39:24.620 the simulation theory

01:39:25.440 where this is 1.00

01:39:26.100 this shit fucking happens 1.00

01:39:27.260 right after they say 1.00

01:39:28.360 it's not going to

01:39:29.340 I want to imagine

01:39:30.840 I want to imagine

01:39:31.860 the guy at his desk

01:39:32.620 he's like

01:39:32.960 like that would really happen

01:39:34.480 and he presses send

01:39:35.680 and somebody immediately

01:39:36.560 kicks his door

01:39:37.360 and

01:39:37.820 this is the way

01:39:40.860 I should do it

01:39:41.460 this is the way

01:39:41.980 I should do it

01:39:42.420 I can end it all man

01:39:43.500 by quote tweeting

01:39:44.280 Scott Adams

01:39:45.040 do it

01:39:45.680 that's what I'm gonna do

01:39:46.320 that's a based way to do it

01:39:47.480 just keep

01:39:47.980 yeah keep tweeting that

01:39:48.780 what I like to imagine

01:39:49.980 tweet Scott Adams 1.00

01:39:50.900 I will never get pussy 1.00

01:39:52.400 because 0.99

01:39:53.040 and then just like 1.00

01:39:55.220 10 bitches 1.00

01:39:55.720 just kick down 1.00

01:39:56.320 toad's door

01:39:57.000 and they're like 1.00

01:39:57.440 raping him to death 0.99

01:39:58.660 yo but Scott Adams 0.99

01:40:00.620 said

01:40:00.820 Scott Adams said

01:40:02.060 the tweet that got

01:40:03.140 quote tweeted

01:40:03.460 was like

01:40:03.740 if Joe Biden gets elected 0.90

01:40:05.220 like you'll be dead 0.99

01:40:05.960 within the year 1.00

01:40:06.480 or some shit 0.99

01:40:06.900 and that's what 1.00

01:40:07.920 homeboy

01:40:08.280 that's what homeboy

01:40:09.100 quote tweets

01:40:09.480 alright so

01:40:10.140 the reason I was disappointed

01:40:11.840 that you played the audio

01:40:12.940 because it made me

01:40:13.760 it forced me to listen to it

01:40:14.820 I wanted to

01:40:15.700 I wanted to impersonate

01:40:17.260 him just like

01:40:18.080 saying like

01:40:18.460 all of the social programs

01:40:19.480 that he's trying to create

01:40:20.320 for him

01:40:20.760 you know

01:40:21.140 because I thought

01:40:21.600 that would have been

01:40:22.000 amazing

01:40:22.600 just to say 0.91

01:40:23.100 in some gay 0.99

01:40:23.620 liberal voice

01:40:24.740 but I've been working

01:40:26.340 on UBI for you

01:40:27.180 like reparations

01:40:27.780 are coming brother

01:40:28.400 like don't even

01:40:29.300 worry about it

01:40:29.880 he's like

01:40:30.140 we totally took down

01:40:32.300 that like

01:40:32.800 confederate statue

01:40:33.440 right over there

01:40:34.100 come on guys

01:40:35.220 he was probably

01:40:36.020 telling him about 0.96

01:40:36.740 the gay 0.73

01:40:37.020 Jerome doesn't 1.00

01:40:37.560 give a fuck 0.99

01:40:37.960 about that statue 0.99

01:40:38.580 sorry what

01:40:39.160 I thought the audio

01:40:40.560 was so low

01:40:41.340 but

01:40:41.620 BLM 1.00

01:40:43.200 am I right 0.98

01:40:43.620 my nigga 0.94

01:40:44.300 he's like 0.99

01:40:48.040 oh I said the word

01:40:49.540 oh no

01:40:50.140 it was an egg

01:40:51.660 we're good right

01:40:52.440 what has to be

01:40:53.240 going through

01:40:53.680 somebody's mind

01:40:54.560 to want to 0.85

01:40:55.460 like stab 0.99

01:40:56.120 somebody like that 0.99

01:40:56.980 like he's like 1.00

01:40:57.480 completely retarded 1.00

01:40:58.560 it's so much work 1.00

01:40:59.480 to stab somebody 0.69

01:41:00.500 like why would you

01:41:01.440 I think he said

01:41:01.600 mega

01:41:01.840 and that's what

01:41:02.480 set him off

01:41:03.020 that must be it

01:41:03.760 I mean it's just that

01:41:04.940 I mean just

01:41:05.460 if he said

01:41:05.920 if he said the N word

01:41:07.280 no it's hard to stab

01:41:08.140 somebody

01:41:08.440 you gotta like

01:41:09.100 fight them

01:41:10.100 like it's

01:41:10.480 it's a whole thing

01:41:11.400 but like

01:41:12.200 why

01:41:12.920 that guy's way bigger

01:41:13.880 yeah it just seems 0.95

01:41:14.480 really easy to stab 0.97

01:41:15.460 somebody 0.98

01:41:15.860 just woo 1.00

01:41:16.520 just fucking noodle arms 1.00

01:41:18.040 LP Georgia convention 1.00

01:41:19.720 we're gonna stab Toad 0.98

01:41:20.980 and see if he can stop 0.98

01:41:21.840 we're just gonna run

01:41:23.840 around with noodle arms

01:41:24.640 with knives in our hands

01:41:25.660 dude how

01:41:26.400 so this guy died

01:41:28.400 right

01:41:28.680 yeah

01:41:29.880 yeah

01:41:30.440 so how did that

01:41:32.140 how did that

01:41:32.860 did he like stab him 0.96

01:41:33.940 in the neck or something 1.00

01:41:34.820 just get him with one shot 1.00

01:41:35.980 like 0.99

01:41:36.200 we have no idea

01:41:37.140 the video's cut

01:41:38.100 you saw the video

01:41:38.920 we saw

01:41:39.260 I don't know

01:41:41.060 I still think it was the bench

01:41:42.040 yeah

01:41:42.860 what if this dude

01:41:45.460 what if this dude

01:41:46.260 was such a queer 1.00

01:41:46.860 that like

01:41:47.280 just

01:41:47.500 just like

01:41:48.160 stubbing

01:41:48.720 like

01:41:48.920 hitting his shin

01:41:49.940 on that bench

01:41:50.460 so hard

01:41:50.980 was like

01:41:51.300 that

01:41:51.480 that took his life

01:41:52.380 by the way

01:41:53.260 chat

01:41:53.520 if you have the actual video

01:41:54.900 of him getting stabbed

01:41:55.880 throw it in the chat

01:41:56.720 and we'll click on it 0.99

01:41:57.680 and fucking watch it 0.99

01:41:59.700 yeah 0.99

01:42:00.020 we want to see 0.99

01:42:00.800 someone die today

01:42:01.640 I want to see the full thing

01:42:02.940 not

01:42:03.440 not on the show

01:42:04.280 because we'll get nuked

01:42:05.300 but yeah

01:42:05.740 that's not true

01:42:06.420 I don't really want to see it

01:42:07.800 because it makes me sad

01:42:08.680 if we have to do it

01:42:09.720 for the funny

01:42:10.080 I'll do it

01:42:11.080 I initially thought

01:42:12.420 that first slap 0.99

01:42:13.380 was where he got cut

01:42:14.440 and I realized

01:42:14.920 he pulled the knife

01:42:15.900 after that

01:42:16.800 I was right there

01:42:18.860 with you Jose

01:42:19.340 I thought for sure

01:42:20.260 I thought he got his

01:42:21.420 jugular

01:42:21.880 I thought he got his

01:42:22.880 jugular with the slash

01:42:23.780 because if you remember

01:42:25.000 we watched that video

01:42:25.980 from Australia

01:42:26.860 like a year plus ago

01:42:28.300 where that dude

01:42:29.180 that dude got slashed

01:42:30.180 and he was just like

01:42:30.980 gone immediately

01:42:32.020 within like

01:42:32.700 8 seconds

01:42:34.200 he was dead

01:42:34.900 yeah

01:42:35.280 it was one of the worst

01:42:36.340 things I've ever seen

01:42:37.040 he was done

01:42:37.460 yeah

01:42:38.720 it was way less than 8

01:42:40.760 he was like

01:42:41.520 he was like

01:42:42.040 oh

01:42:42.400 dead

01:42:43.120 it was amazing

01:42:44.720 now the only other thing

01:42:46.200 I want to talk about tonight

01:42:47.000 was that

01:42:47.860 I sent a thing

01:42:49.380 about the

01:42:50.240 I think it was a

01:42:51.240 it was a dental

01:42:52.780 like someone

01:42:55.000 that works at

01:42:55.420 the dentist's office

01:42:56.020 told a 13 year old boy

01:42:58.340 I want to

01:42:59.160 ride you all night

01:43:00.760 and she got off

01:43:02.640 was that Josie

01:43:03.840 that photo

01:43:04.380 yo the photo

01:43:07.920 the photo of this chick

01:43:08.980 is unbelievable though

01:43:10.520 here pull it up

01:43:11.460 because I know

01:43:12.080 I sent it to the thing

01:43:12.800 so basically what happened

01:43:13.800 was it was a dental

01:43:14.820 not assistant

01:43:15.520 it was a dental

01:43:16.080 like because my wife's 1.00

01:43:16.980 a dental assistant

01:43:17.420 which is funny

01:43:18.060 it was a dental

01:43:19.600 like the

01:43:20.940 front desk person

01:43:22.020 basically

01:43:22.540 oh the receptionist 0.96

01:43:23.480 yeah the receptionist

01:43:24.540 and she told a 13 year old boy

01:43:26.840 and apparently she was

01:43:28.100 wine drunk

01:43:28.880 it actually is in

01:43:30.120 like the thing

01:43:30.720 like she was wine drunk

01:43:31.680 and she told a 13 year old boy

01:43:32.960 I'm gonna ride you all night 0.71

01:43:34.880 that's such a white girl 1.00

01:43:35.800 excuse 0.98

01:43:36.160 you can't put me in prison

01:43:37.460 I was wine drunk

01:43:38.280 you know how I get it

01:43:39.560 I'm gonna ride you

01:43:40.340 till morning

01:43:40.960 she was spared jail

01:43:41.960 and this is her

01:43:43.500 she's got crazy face though

01:43:45.660 like click on her face 0.94

01:43:47.080 crazy eyes

01:43:48.300 for sure

01:43:48.920 oh yeah

01:43:49.400 no no

01:43:49.760 there's other pictures

01:43:50.800 if you look through

01:43:52.060 mouth too big

01:43:53.140 the article

01:43:53.600 no no no

01:43:54.800 if you look at the

01:43:56.320 the replies to this

01:43:57.280 someone actually does show

01:43:58.400 like her

01:43:59.080 right there

01:43:59.500 that's her 0.84

01:43:59.840 no

01:44:00.140 really

01:44:01.240 that's also her 0.75

01:44:02.860 but that's

01:44:03.180 I see these a lot

01:44:04.780 this is just like

01:44:05.440 paparazzi pictures

01:44:06.500 it's all like

01:44:07.740 this is all filters

01:44:08.860 doing that

01:44:09.460 you said she's Australian

01:44:10.820 no

01:44:11.820 I think she's from

01:44:12.700 the United Kingdom

01:44:13.640 because it's Daily Mail

01:44:15.900 I know

01:44:17.080 everybody gets mad at me

01:44:18.240 when I say this

01:44:18.780 but a girl that looks like that 1.00

01:44:19.740 it's not possible 0.95

01:44:20.360 to rape anybody 0.94

01:44:21.740 I want to say 1.00

01:44:25.200 I immediately have to

01:44:25.820 run the bathroom 0.98

01:44:26.260 and go jerk off 0.99

01:44:26.900 like for real 0.99

01:44:27.540 I want to say

01:44:29.780 so this is

01:44:31.060 Boko Harambe

01:44:32.600 which is a great

01:44:33.440 Twitter follow

01:44:33.860 if you don't follow him

01:44:34.360 he did point out

01:44:35.360 like in the article

01:44:36.260 it says that

01:44:36.860 the 13 year old kid

01:44:38.060 said it traumatized him

01:44:39.420 so much that he

01:44:40.120 contemplated suicide

01:44:41.340 and he was like

01:44:43.000 this is why

01:44:43.580 bullying

01:44:44.180 is like

01:44:45.980 needed

01:44:46.700 because like

01:44:47.960 there's no 0.98

01:44:48.460 fucking way 0.96

01:44:49.300 like literally 0.99

01:44:50.200 what she was doing

01:44:50.940 was kind of bullying

01:44:51.680 but like in the dopest way

01:44:52.820 imaginable

01:44:53.300 did she do like

01:44:54.100 the sign

01:44:54.560 you remember in Seinfeld

01:44:55.640 where his dentist

01:44:56.640 like is knocking people out

01:44:58.040 or at least he thinks so 0.87

01:44:58.920 and like molesting them 0.62

01:45:00.300 or whatever

01:45:00.720 you remember that

01:45:01.420 that is not

01:45:01.780 that is not the same girl

01:45:02.960 as the other photo

01:45:03.980 it's just not

01:45:04.700 I don't think it is either

01:45:05.440 no there's multiple

01:45:06.860 like if you go through the thread

01:45:08.240 there's a lot of pictures

01:45:09.200 of the girl

01:45:09.600 so this is just like

01:45:10.740 just scroll down

01:45:12.000 that's actually her

01:45:13.360 that ain't the same 0.99

01:45:14.520 that ain't the same bitch 1.00

01:45:15.400 click on that 0.99

01:45:16.300 that's not her 1.00

01:45:16.640 it is the same bitch 1.00

01:45:17.980 no it ain't 1.00

01:45:19.820 I think it is

01:45:21.000 it is but it's like 0.99

01:45:23.240 that's not the same bitch 1.00

01:45:24.240 it's the paparazzi thing 0.98

01:45:25.920 of whenever you're like

01:45:26.780 totally enhance

01:45:27.120 whenever you're just

01:45:29.440 walking through life

01:45:30.580 you probably look like 1.00

01:45:31.900 absolute ass 0.99

01:45:32.960 like until like 1.00

01:45:34.560 you like take a picture

01:45:35.400 of where you're like

01:45:36.100 you're smiling

01:45:36.720 and you're looking good

01:45:37.700 like this is just like

01:45:38.800 a candid photo

01:45:39.780 of somebody

01:45:40.420 like 1.00

01:45:41.260 that's not the same bitch 1.00

01:45:42.380 no one ever looks good 0.99

01:45:43.560 even look at 0.99

01:45:44.120 like pictures of fucking 1.00

01:45:45.620 any fucking celebrity 1.00

01:45:47.160 like of where like 1.00

01:45:48.780 paparazzi takes their pictures 1.00

01:45:49.660 they look like ass 1.00

01:45:50.660 scroll up 0.99

01:45:51.800 you're just looking at memes bro 0.99

01:45:54.200 that is not the same bitch 1.00

01:45:56.560 I think it's the paparazzi 1.00

01:45:58.300 look at the tits 1.00

01:45:59.100 look at the tits you idiots 1.00

01:46:00.500 oh that's true 1.00

01:46:01.820 oh that's easy dude 0.99

01:46:03.120 you can make those tits look like 1.00

01:46:04.560 anything you want 1.00

01:46:04.700 you're out of your fucking mind 1.00

01:46:05.940 she's got A cups 1.00

01:46:06.880 in that picture

01:46:07.480 and then she's got D plus

01:46:08.580 in the other one 1.00

01:46:09.060 you're fucking stupid 1.00

01:46:09.920 I don't know man 1.00

01:46:10.480 I don't know

01:46:10.840 you could be wearing like a sports bra 1.00

01:46:11.200 under that shit or some dumb crap 1.00

01:46:12.420 oh my god 1.00

01:46:12.960 you guys are so fucking homesick 0.99

01:46:14.100 dude a push up bra 1.00

01:46:15.280 can make any girl look like 1.00

01:46:16.480 she has like fucking triple G's 1.00

01:46:18.060 I'm gonna agree with Cole 0.99

01:46:19.260 and Jose on this one 1.00

01:46:20.180 well yeah you're all retarded 1.00

01:46:21.240 that's fine 1.00

01:46:21.580 you take a chick and you put her 1.00

01:46:21.960 in a push up bra

01:46:22.620 in one photo

01:46:23.360 and then like

01:46:24.040 a tight sports bra

01:46:25.420 in the other

01:46:26.020 like

01:46:26.660 it's gonna be like

01:46:28.140 a world difference

01:46:29.000 you know

01:46:29.480 yeah 1.00

01:46:29.920 would you let her rape you 1.00

01:46:31.680 now she is smoking 1.00

01:46:32.980 is that hotter for you

01:46:34.180 if I let her 0.90

01:46:34.820 it's not rape 0.51

01:46:35.520 kinda hot

01:46:36.760 it's true

01:46:37.460 if she's

01:46:38.260 she's smoking

01:46:39.560 100%

01:46:40.040 you can see a cigarette

01:46:40.600 in her left hand 1.00

01:46:41.140 she's mid as a motherfucker 1.00

01:46:42.200 in this picture 1.00

01:46:42.780 the one above it 1.00

01:46:43.600 she's like a fucking dime piece 1.00

01:46:44.660 it's just not even 1.00

01:46:45.560 it's not even possible 1.00

01:46:46.460 this kid is a faggot 1.00

01:46:50.160 for like even saying 1.00

01:46:51.160 like even reporting this

01:46:52.220 and saying that he was

01:46:52.920 traumatized by it

01:46:53.860 even if the chick 0.91

01:46:55.680 was kind of ugly 0.96

01:46:56.400 I'd be like 1.00

01:46:56.740 you fucking pussy 1.00

01:46:57.440 I think she 1.00

01:46:58.260 I think if it's that girl

01:46:59.900 she's been doing it

01:47:01.000 for years

01:47:01.760 and no one's ever

01:47:02.880 said a word

01:47:03.900 oh yeah

01:47:04.440 dude why

01:47:05.280 why am I not

01:47:06.860 I'm not lying

01:47:07.460 her legit

01:47:08.580 excuse was that

01:47:10.440 she was wine drunk 0.84

01:47:11.520 at work 0.99

01:47:12.580 which is so fucking funny 0.92

01:47:13.640 honestly 0.96

01:47:14.000 if I was her defense attorney

01:47:15.200 I could easily win this case

01:47:17.100 and she said

01:47:17.800 your honor

01:47:18.140 look at her

01:47:19.260 she was wine drunk 0.84

01:47:20.480 she's a white girl 0.94

01:47:21.380 she has no recollection

01:47:22.580 you have to let her go

01:47:24.100 why are your glasses crooked

01:47:25.780 like she has like

01:47:26.860 this very crazy energy

01:47:28.560 to her

01:47:29.020 those are huge glasses

01:47:30.440 those are glasses 0.98

01:47:31.020 she's trying to rape 1.00

01:47:31.860 13 years 0.99

01:47:32.520 13 year olds

01:47:33.580 like obviously 0.94

01:47:34.440 she's crazy 0.89

01:47:35.100 but like 0.94

01:47:35.460 click on the

01:47:36.500 click on the original post

01:47:37.740 toad

01:47:38.360 and find the Boko Harambe

01:47:39.800 tweet

01:47:40.980 why

01:47:41.700 because it's

01:47:43.800 it's actually

01:47:44.280 right there

01:47:44.980 it's right there

01:47:45.480 just literally

01:47:46.000 scroll down

01:47:46.480 scroll down

01:47:46.940 scroll down

01:47:47.440 it's right there

01:47:48.520 yeah

01:47:49.760 who has ADHD

01:47:51.140 said he was so traumatized

01:47:53.480 by the encounter

01:47:53.980 that he tried to take

01:47:54.760 his own life 1.00

01:47:55.340 man you gay as a motherfucker 1.00

01:47:57.300 what the fuck 1.00

01:47:58.440 is that going to do 0.97

01:47:58.800 with anything

01:47:59.140 I have no idea

01:48:00.600 no idea

01:48:01.680 like

01:48:02.080 I had ADHD 1.00

01:48:03.360 and I love pussy 1.00

01:48:04.500 he couldn't pay 1.00

01:48:06.080 he couldn't pay

01:48:06.860 attention long enough

01:48:07.660 to do what needed

01:48:08.300 to be done

01:48:08.780 crazy 1.00

01:48:09.480 it's the stupidest 1.00

01:48:11.220 it's the stupidest story 1.00

01:48:12.020 I've ever seen 1.00

01:48:12.940 pay attention to that

01:48:14.460 yeah I have ADHD

01:48:15.500 as well

01:48:16.840 all day 1.00

01:48:17.420 hard dick 1.00

01:48:18.220 yeah I'd have 1.00

01:48:19.280 I'd have ADHD 0.97

01:48:20.080 vision for them titties 0.99

01:48:22.080 god damn it 0.99

01:48:23.520 now um 0.99

01:48:27.200 are we gonna just

01:48:28.660 like

01:48:29.040 what's y'all's

01:48:30.840 like

01:48:31.040 views

01:48:32.080 on this whole thing

01:48:32.980 of like 1.00

01:48:33.280 women raping 1.00

01:48:34.140 young boys 1.00

01:48:34.920 do you think

01:48:35.620 this was like

01:48:36.040 real

01:48:36.460 it doesn't exist

01:48:37.360 if they're unattractive

01:48:39.000 if they're unattractive

01:48:40.400 if they're unattractive

01:48:41.100 they go to prison forever

01:48:41.880 if they're as hot as this chick 1.00

01:48:42.960 you can't rape anybody 0.99

01:48:44.040 all the way down to a toddler 0.93

01:48:45.200 I'd love that

01:48:45.920 who gets to decide

01:48:47.420 how attractive a chick is 1.00

01:48:48.900 me

01:48:49.220 who gets to come in

01:48:50.120 me

01:48:51.400 imagine in a court of law

01:48:55.340 being like

01:48:56.140 by the way 0.99

01:48:56.580 you're a mid-bitch 1.00

01:48:57.520 like you 1.00

01:48:57.980 you must acquit

01:49:00.420 you put on 10 pounds

01:49:03.460 you would have seen 10 years

01:49:04.420 but you look at it

01:49:05.300 so you go

01:49:05.720 there's a scale from like life

01:49:07.220 like if you get life

01:49:08.660 you're like

01:49:09.020 bottom of the barrel

01:49:10.080 you're a one

01:49:10.740 and then if you get like

01:49:12.140 you know

01:49:12.840 all the way down to like

01:49:13.860 six months

01:49:14.700 or something like that

01:49:15.520 if you're like a six

01:49:16.980 or like

01:49:17.660 like time served

01:49:18.500 like

01:49:18.720 yeah yeah

01:49:19.940 depends on how hot you are

01:49:21.480 yeah

01:49:21.720 but you can definitely

01:49:22.600 get away with it

01:49:23.240 up to like

01:49:23.660 even like a seven

01:49:24.700 probably right 0.98

01:49:25.500 a seven raping 1.00

01:49:26.880 raping a young boy 1.00

01:49:28.100 is like

01:49:28.760 yeah it's not right

01:49:30.080 yeah

01:49:30.720 I mean like

01:49:32.000 like is it wrong

01:49:33.100 sure

01:49:33.600 but like

01:49:34.360 you know

01:49:35.180 it's kind of cool too

01:49:35.900 and I was

01:49:37.520 I was looking about this

01:49:38.340 in a group chat

01:49:39.500 I was in

01:49:39.820 I was like

01:49:40.220 listen like

01:49:40.860 13 year olds 1.00

01:49:41.480 used to fucking 0.99

01:49:42.120 like 0.96

01:49:43.300 at 13

01:49:44.320 young boy

01:49:45.360 like boys at 13 1.00

01:49:46.420 used to fuck 1.00

01:49:47.080 old broads 1.00

01:49:47.960 and mine coal 1.00

01:49:49.080 like all fucking day 0.99

01:49:50.680 that's all they used to do 0.99

01:49:51.500 at 13

01:49:52.300 and trust me

01:49:53.460 it used to be a great country

01:49:54.200 trust me

01:49:54.900 the mining coal

01:49:55.580 the mining coal part

01:49:56.600 was not the part

01:49:57.420 that they

01:49:57.840 they found

01:49:58.380 pleasurable 1.00

01:49:59.400 it was the fucking 0.99

01:50:00.180 the old broads 0.99

01:50:01.000 yeah

01:50:01.220 they would mine coal

01:50:02.320 for 15 hours a day

01:50:04.000 and then they would go home 1.00

01:50:05.160 to some old fucking bitch 1.00

01:50:06.820 like some 40 year old woman 1.00

01:50:08.480 and just fuck the shit out of her 1.00

01:50:09.780 and then go to bed 1.00

01:50:10.520 and this was 13 year olds

01:50:11.700 all over the country

01:50:12.580 and then like

01:50:13.760 and then like

01:50:14.280 at some point

01:50:15.040 the industrial revolution happened

01:50:16.500 and this kid's got

01:50:17.700 we gotta go back to that

01:50:19.520 no kids working

01:50:21.080 real talk

01:50:21.700 at 13

01:50:22.360 at 13 0.95

01:50:23.060 I was jerking off to 0.99

01:50:23.920 any teacher 1.00

01:50:24.980 that had an inch of cleavage 1.00

01:50:27.260 an inch 1.00

01:50:27.800 I can sound like a motherfucker 0.99

01:50:28.980 yeah 1.00

01:50:29.940 this chick 1.00

01:50:31.880 this chick 1.00

01:50:32.700 I would have 1.00

01:50:33.180 I would have killed 1.00

01:50:33.800 my entire family 1.00

01:50:35.020 to just sniff it

01:50:36.120 at 13 years old

01:50:40.220 I would have been like

01:50:40.800 I'm sorry

01:50:41.860 I'm sorry mom

01:50:42.760 dad

01:50:43.140 brother 1.00

01:50:43.440 it's crazy bitch faces 1.00

01:50:45.860 if this woman at 13 1.00

01:50:48.120 said

01:50:48.440 I'm gonna ride you

01:50:49.480 till morning

01:50:50.340 yeah

01:50:51.360 I would have been

01:50:52.360 I would have

01:50:53.560 I would have

01:50:54.000 immediately locked the door

01:50:55.260 and been like

01:50:55.840 yeah you are

01:50:56.800 like

01:50:57.500 I don't even

01:50:59.640 I don't even understand

01:51:00.640 how this is debatable

01:51:01.520 oh no

01:51:02.240 I have ADHD

01:51:03.040 I'm gonna report you

01:51:04.320 to the police

01:51:04.780 like 1.00

01:51:04.940 what the fuck 0.99

01:51:06.180 is happening 1.00

01:51:06.720 yeah

01:51:07.520 you know

01:51:08.000 you know

01:51:08.240 you know

01:51:08.460 how they call

01:51:08.980 that

01:51:09.260 that device

01:51:10.680 that the hygienist

01:51:11.440 puts in your mouth

01:51:12.040 Mr. Sucky 0.98

01:51:12.880 or whatever

01:51:13.380 I'd be

01:51:13.900 I'd be like

01:51:14.600 you could be

01:51:15.000 Mrs. Sucky 1.00

01:51:15.800 right now 0.99

01:51:16.480 what the fuck 0.99

01:51:17.900 is he talking about 1.00

01:51:18.720 he's just making shit up 0.99

01:51:19.680 but I like it 0.94

01:51:20.400 I love

01:51:20.880 Mr. Sucky 0.57

01:51:22.120 is not something

01:51:22.940 I have never heard before

01:51:24.340 what

01:51:24.740 I mean

01:51:25.080 I think

01:51:27.480 I think

01:51:27.920 I think

01:51:28.380 your orthodontist

01:51:29.200 I think your orthodontist

01:51:30.280 was like 1.00

01:51:30.680 fucking your mouth 1.00

01:51:31.380 dude 1.00

01:51:31.660 he was like

01:51:32.620 here comes Mr. Sucky

01:51:34.400 and he just

01:51:34.940 I don't like how

01:51:37.300 I don't like how

01:51:38.120 Josie the red-headed libertarian 0.93

01:51:39.600 are commenting

01:51:40.600 and then Jose

01:51:41.940 the red-headed libertarian

01:51:43.060 are commenting

01:51:43.640 and it's constantly

01:51:44.400 like one two

01:51:45.040 one two

01:51:45.460 one two

01:51:45.820 I don't know

01:51:46.340 which one is which

01:51:47.280 I don't know

01:51:48.060 which one is which

01:51:48.420 I'm curious

01:51:49.480 what is the audience

01:51:50.620 saying to this

01:51:51.160 I mean

01:51:51.440 like

01:51:51.940 she's obviously

01:51:52.940 a dime piece 1.00

01:51:53.600 is she a pedophile 0.99

01:51:54.520 yeah maybe 1.00

01:51:55.520 oh they're all pro-rape 1.00

01:51:56.540 they're all pieces of shit 1.00

01:51:57.640 yeah 1.00

01:51:58.000 if it's a tin

01:51:59.200 and the kid refuses

01:52:00.120 he goes to jail

01:52:01.120 yes

01:52:05.380 so

01:52:06.440 so based

01:52:07.440 that is

01:52:08.120 absolutely

01:52:08.520 how it works

01:52:09.740 oh my god 1.00

01:52:11.080 she needs a dick 1.00

01:52:12.200 no no 1.00

01:52:12.580 that is the thing

01:52:13.600 like

01:52:14.060 honestly

01:52:15.080 I kind of

01:52:16.080 it's a weird

01:52:17.280 it's a weird

01:52:17.800 paradox

01:52:18.220 I saw my baby

01:52:19.500 he does

01:52:20.220 he does

01:52:20.980 he probably still

01:52:21.720 sees his pediatrician

01:52:23.220 he goes in and sits 1.00

01:52:24.180 in a fucking room 1.00

01:52:24.900 with the letters on the wall 1.00

01:52:25.960 I do

01:52:26.180 I do

01:52:26.720 that's why he still

01:52:27.320 has a child body 0.66

01:52:28.060 my pediatrician's

01:52:29.280 an Asian dude 1.00

01:52:30.000 who thinks that my penis 1.00

01:52:31.100 is big 1.00

01:52:31.580 yeah you did say

01:52:32.780 you went to a pediatrician 1.00

01:52:33.820 what the fuck 1.00

01:52:34.240 are you doing 1.00

01:52:35.140 oh my god

01:52:35.900 when I was a kid

01:52:36.580 I go to a black woman 0.89

01:52:37.620 oh 0.99

01:52:37.920 no

01:52:39.420 he was commenting 1.00

01:52:40.020 on my child penis 1.00

01:52:41.600 oh if you 1.00

01:52:42.540 if you go to a black doctor 0.99

01:52:43.540 Toad probably still eats 0.99

01:52:44.520 Flintstone vitamins

01:52:45.520 in the morning

01:52:46.060 he gets up

01:52:47.000 he just

01:52:47.260 like crunches

01:52:48.480 like five of them

01:52:49.120 and then

01:52:49.440 he drinks seven cups of coffee

01:52:50.780 goes to work

01:52:51.500 no I used to

01:52:52.080 I eat the gummies

01:52:53.860 man

01:52:54.080 the gummies

01:52:54.600 yo

01:52:54.840 yo

01:52:55.340 you're like

01:52:56.020 I know you think

01:52:56.620 you're joking

01:52:57.020 but that's 100%

01:52:57.900 what he does

01:52:58.340 with his life

01:52:58.780 wait I do what

01:53:00.400 five

01:53:01.360 five chewable 1.00

01:53:02.640 fucking vitamins 1.00

01:53:03.500 and then seven cups of coffee 1.00

01:53:04.860 and then you go to work

01:53:05.800 that's close to correct

01:53:08.340 this does make me think

01:53:09.900 this does make me think

01:53:12.440 like so

01:53:13.100 this makes me like

01:53:13.900 have a weird paradox

01:53:14.640 of like 0.98

01:53:15.140 if it is an ugly chick 1.00

01:53:16.520 it makes a lot more sense 0.98

01:53:18.640 it makes me want to be lenient 1.00

01:53:19.540 because she does need dick 1.00

01:53:20.860 she can't get regular dick 1.00

01:53:22.200 from like a 1.00

01:53:22.680 no

01:53:23.040 that's not how it works

01:53:24.340 that's not how it works

01:53:25.960 Toad's not allowed to 0.96

01:53:27.140 Toad's not allowed to rape 0.96

01:53:28.100 no no no 0.96

01:53:29.840 only for chicks

01:53:30.520 only for chicks 1.00

01:53:31.140 they need dick 1.00

01:53:31.780 that's sexist 1.00

01:53:34.420 or something 0.99

01:53:34.780 who gives a fuck 1.00

01:53:35.440 about these bitches 1.00

01:53:36.260 they need dick 1.00

01:53:37.440 we need pussy 1.00

01:53:38.280 ugly chicks 1.00

01:53:38.880 what are you talking about 1.00

01:53:39.880 you have it all fucked up 1.00

01:53:42.440 it's 13 year olds 1.00

01:53:43.300 that need pussy 1.00

01:53:44.100 you're wrong 1.00

01:53:45.040 you can get dick anywhere 0.99

01:53:47.380 it's all over the place 1.00

01:53:48.520 fucking pick up a rock 1.00

01:53:49.740 and find a dick 1.00

01:53:50.680 that's why 1.00

01:53:53.880 that's why I kind of

01:53:54.620 want to like

01:53:55.100 put down the banhammer

01:53:56.360 on her

01:53:56.800 because like 1.00

01:53:57.480 she could get dick 1.00

01:53:58.380 all she wanted 1.00

01:53:58.960 she doesn't have to 1.00

01:53:59.400 go to the fucking 0.99

01:53:59.960 that's a fair point 1.00

01:54:01.540 that's a fair point

01:54:02.460 but like

01:54:02.800 she's also

01:54:03.540 like

01:54:04.000 it's such an

01:54:04.940 altruistic move

01:54:05.960 for her to try 1.00

01:54:06.580 and rape a kid 1.00

01:54:07.180 you know 1.00

01:54:07.560 like she is

01:54:08.260 like that kid

01:54:09.100 will never get a girl 1.00

01:54:10.300 that hot ever

01:54:11.160 and because of his ADHD

01:54:12.660 he tried to kill himself

01:54:14.100 over it

01:54:14.860 that's not altruistic

01:54:16.040 yeah exactly

01:54:16.880 that's not altruistic

01:54:17.640 she's just setting

01:54:18.640 the bar so high

01:54:19.660 that it'll never reach again 0.98

01:54:20.820 he's gonna kill himself 0.99

01:54:21.780 that is probably 0.99

01:54:22.980 what she's into

01:54:23.820 like that's how she comes

01:54:25.200 when she does it

01:54:25.980 like she knows

01:54:27.040 I bet you she gets off 1.00

01:54:28.300 by fucking like 1.00

01:54:28.800 the nerdiest 13 year olds 1.00

01:54:30.220 which is 100% 0.80

01:54:31.320 which is wild

01:54:32.080 that's why he was talking 0.56

01:54:32.360 about killing himself

01:54:33.120 that's why he was talking 0.97

01:54:33.880 about killing himself

01:54:34.280 he realized 1.00

01:54:35.040 fuck 1.00

01:54:35.560 I passed up 1.00

01:54:36.400 the opportunity

01:54:36.940 of a lifetime

01:54:37.500 that's what it was

01:54:38.400 yeah that's what I was

01:54:39.220 yeah that's what I was thinking

01:54:40.280 that makes a lot of sense

01:54:42.160 but the problem is

01:54:43.080 if he took the opportunity

01:54:44.060 of a lifetime

01:54:44.540 he would also never

01:54:45.400 live back up to that 0.98

01:54:46.580 he'll still kill himself 0.99

01:54:47.640 this kid's 1.00

01:54:48.080 this kid's going to the grave

01:54:49.160 no matter what

01:54:49.780 this woman's evil 1.00

01:54:50.520 this woman's really evil 1.00

01:54:52.040 you're right

01:54:52.500 she set up this trap room 1.00

01:54:53.880 where it's like

01:54:54.220 all right

01:54:57.100 all right

01:54:57.520 you guys have changed my mind

01:54:58.660 she should go to prison 0.92

01:54:59.420 because she basically 1.00

01:55:00.260 committed murder

01:55:01.160 because you know

01:55:01.560 we're going back

01:55:03.780 on the thing

01:55:04.420 now it's now like

01:55:05.340 the the the 0.99

01:55:06.220 like the uglier you are 0.99

01:55:07.720 the less time you get 0.99

01:55:08.860 because it makes sense

01:55:10.000 like one 1.00

01:55:10.760 you should get pussy 1.00

01:55:11.640 and two 1.00

01:55:12.140 the guy will be able

01:55:13.180 to be like

01:55:13.560 okay my first time

01:55:14.840 was like this ugly 1.00

01:55:16.080 like fucking old bitch 1.00

01:55:17.400 and then now I get to 1.00

01:55:19.040 you know get better

01:55:19.900 like as I go along

01:55:21.000 so like the

01:55:22.260 and wasn't the thing

01:55:23.660 wasn't the

01:55:24.140 didn't it used to be

01:55:25.140 like

01:55:25.300 yo toad

01:55:26.260 if our psychology

01:55:28.040 is right 1.00

01:55:28.540 she would fuck you 1.00

01:55:29.620 because you have 1.00

01:55:30.400 like little boy body

01:55:31.400 so she would be

01:55:32.320 giving off that same

01:55:33.100 kind of energy

01:55:33.720 and the same psychology 0.99

01:55:34.780 you are a fat man 1.00

01:55:35.960 little boy 1.00

01:55:36.300 yeah

01:55:36.960 it

01:55:37.560 this would literally

01:55:38.620 like he would die 0.77

01:55:39.680 on the spot

01:55:40.360 like this dude

01:55:42.060 this dude gets 1.00

01:55:42.340 like a fucking 1.00

01:55:44.440 imagine you're a 1.00

01:55:46.260 13 year old boy

01:55:46.920 and she's like

01:55:47.400 you can put it 1.00

01:55:47.980 in my ass 1.00

01:55:48.740 god 1.00

01:55:50.260 we're taking toad

01:55:51.260 into deep waters

01:55:51.960 we're literally 1.00

01:55:52.860 trying to kill him 0.99

01:55:53.740 like even 0.99

01:55:54.360 jose

01:55:55.460 jose is usually

01:55:56.220 complaining by like

01:55:57.120 probably 45 minutes

01:55:58.080 ago

01:55:58.260 like alright

01:55:58.640 time to wrap it up

01:55:59.500 but because toad

01:56:00.580 has other affairs

01:56:01.480 like I'm down to

01:56:02.640 I'm down to just

01:56:03.320 sleep here

01:56:03.800 I don't even care

01:56:04.660 yes

01:56:05.200 come on man

01:56:06.460 you can leave

01:56:09.180 we have a sponsor

01:56:11.480 by the way

01:56:12.120 we can't read it 0.98

01:56:14.680 at the fucking 0.99

01:56:15.280 two hour mark 0.99

01:56:16.300 that's terrible

01:56:16.840 I have to piss

01:56:17.600 this is so much

01:56:18.420 we can do that

01:56:19.860 or just not do it

01:56:20.720 at all

01:56:21.060 alright so

01:56:21.520 before you go

01:56:22.360 okay toad

01:56:23.060 Cole's leaving

01:56:24.140 if we're gonna

01:56:25.060 read the sponsor

01:56:25.700 then we have to 0.99

01:56:26.540 fucking give it to 0.99

01:56:27.320 him for free 1.00

01:56:27.840 because you can't

01:56:28.440 bury an ad

01:56:29.660 two hours deep

01:56:30.620 into a podcast

01:56:31.080 that's wrong

01:56:31.580 sure as hell can

01:56:32.680 we do what we do

01:56:35.100 here

01:56:35.520 should we read it

01:56:37.720 guys do you think

01:56:38.960 we should read it

01:56:39.560 everybody knows

01:56:40.320 the sponsor anyway

01:56:41.220 I don't know

01:56:42.280 yeah

01:56:43.740 it's up to you

01:56:44.640 I don't give you

01:56:46.020 toad you're the

01:56:46.520 producer 1.00

01:56:46.840 why the fuck 0.99

01:56:47.480 would you run 0.99

01:56:47.920 the ad

01:56:48.260 two hours deep

01:56:49.140 now doe shave

01:56:50.720 company

01:56:51.020 when you're doing

01:56:51.480 a podcast

01:56:51.940 for two hours

01:56:52.760 and you have

01:56:53.120 another gambling

01:56:54.340 podcast

01:56:54.840 that you have

01:56:55.380 to do afterwards

01:56:56.040 and your buddies

01:56:56.560 don't want to

01:56:56.960 end the show

01:56:57.380 because they want 1.00

01:56:57.960 you to kill 1.00

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01:56:58.600 well you're

01:56:58.980 going to need 1.00

01:56:59.240 a fucking 1.00

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01:57:11.720 hell yeah

01:57:12.580 that was a pretty

01:57:13.380 that was a pretty

01:57:14.020 solid

01:57:14.340 solid ad read

01:57:15.180 I guess

01:57:15.580 it's a great read

01:57:16.120 we just did it

01:57:16.700 too deep

01:57:17.260 yeah no one's

01:57:18.500 gonna no one's

01:57:19.040 gonna watch that

01:57:19.600 let's do plugs 0.94

01:57:20.340 and get out of

01:57:20.780 here right

01:57:21.140 what do you say

01:57:21.900 guys

01:57:22.260 I do it too deep

01:57:23.620 when I use the

01:57:24.100 nadeaus

01:57:24.540 it works out

01:57:26.120 man

01:57:26.420 catch me Friday

01:57:28.180 Timcast IRL

01:57:29.240 Miami 0.99

01:57:29.620 oh shit 1.00

01:57:31.240 you're gonna be 1.00

01:57:31.720 there

01:57:31.940 that's dope

01:57:32.540 yeah I guess

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01:57:38.620 twitter

01:57:39.100 oh and check out

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01:57:44.700 homunculus

01:57:45.280 it was a 1.00

01:57:46.480 fucking 1.00

01:57:46.880 banger episode 0.99

01:57:48.320 yeah I mean

01:57:48.900 go back and watch

01:57:50.220 that

01:57:50.500 it is

01:57:51.100 really cool

01:57:52.060 we're trying to

01:57:52.760 build something

01:57:53.120 there so

01:57:53.780 yeah that's my

01:57:55.100 plugs

01:57:55.440 cool

01:57:56.340 Jose Galisson

01:57:56.900 I have the

01:57:57.480 no way Jose

01:57:57.960 show

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01:58:05.840 but yeah

01:58:06.440 go check out

01:58:06.880 my RFK

01:58:07.440 series I'm

01:58:08.000 doing right

01:58:08.260 now on

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01:58:09.040 follow me on

01:58:10.020 twitter at

01:58:10.340 towergangjose

01:58:10.960 jose is going 0.97

01:58:14.620 to get assassinated 0.88

01:58:15.420 if he keeps 0.99

01:58:16.880 doing that

01:58:17.240 you're just having

01:58:17.260 good piss

01:58:17.860 coal you're doing

01:58:21.200 plugs

01:58:21.600 you're plugging 0.59

01:58:22.360 your piss 0.99

01:58:22.820 what's going on 0.99

01:58:23.420 yeah dude I'm

01:58:23.680 plugging my piss

01:58:24.180 in fact I'm

01:58:26.280 like dave

01:58:26.560 towergang

01:58:26.860 coal on

01:58:27.220 twitter

01:58:27.460 follow towergang

01:58:29.060 on instagram

01:58:29.920 not tower

01:58:30.880 at not

01:58:31.700 towergang

01:58:32.340 are you

01:58:33.120 putting videos

01:58:33.920 up there

01:58:34.280 or are you

01:58:34.620 that lazy

01:58:35.120 to it

01:58:35.500 he's not

01:58:37.540 he's on

01:58:38.180 and he's

01:58:38.840 on instagram

01:58:39.280 all day long

01:58:40.100 I was like

01:58:40.480 you could at

01:58:40.840 least put

01:58:41.160 some same

01:58:42.300 I don't even

01:58:43.760 know how to

01:58:44.100 do this

01:58:44.280 I have put a

01:58:44.480 couple up

01:58:44.940 and I've

01:58:48.040 been having a

01:58:48.440 problem lately

01:58:48.940 I think

01:58:49.220 instagram's been 0.98

01:58:49.800 fucking up 0.99

01:58:50.260 I couldn't 0.99

01:58:50.900 download videos

01:58:51.520 for a while

01:58:51.940 so I can't

01:58:52.420 repost them

01:58:53.300 I just gotta

01:58:53.960 say real quick

01:58:54.500 I post 0.99

01:58:55.000 funny shit 0.99

01:58:56.680 all week long 0.99

01:58:57.420 and we

01:58:57.840 usually don't

01:58:58.980 cover anything

01:58:59.760 that I put

01:59:00.460 in the chat

01:59:00.880 because if it's

01:59:01.940 not within the

01:59:02.660 24 hours leading

01:59:03.400 up to the

01:59:03.720 episode

01:59:03.980 Toad just

01:59:04.900 doesn't do

01:59:05.380 anything with

01:59:05.700 it

01:59:05.780 I have

01:59:06.820 everything in

01:59:07.380 the spreadsheet

01:59:07.860 from the whole

01:59:08.320 week but there's

01:59:08.860 just recency

01:59:09.460 bias and not 1.00

01:59:10.220 enough time

01:59:10.820 I'm gonna

01:59:11.940 look right now

01:59:13.100 at what Clint

01:59:14.580 has put up

01:59:15.020 there and see

01:59:16.300 if there's

01:59:16.540 anything good

01:59:17.160 Toad what are

01:59:18.200 you plugging

01:59:18.540 on

01:59:19.760 towergang

01:59:20.260 toad on twitter

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01:59:23.040 everywhere

01:59:23.440 subscribe to

01:59:24.620 the locals

01:59:25.200 towergang.locals.com

01:59:27.300 it is

01:59:27.640 cocktober

01:59:29.020 officially

01:59:29.540 if I got a 0.99

01:59:30.140 cock in the 1.00

01:59:31.040 DMs from

01:59:31.660 Mark Random

01:59:32.260 or whoever

01:59:32.740 whomever

01:59:34.340 Jesus

01:59:34.780 guys

01:59:35.180 if you

01:59:36.300 if you guys

01:59:36.880 want to see us

01:59:37.680 if you want to

01:59:38.300 see us live

01:59:38.980 together again

01:59:39.980 at the Georgia

01:59:40.540 convention

01:59:40.860 because it

01:59:41.180 doesn't look like

01:59:41.680 they're gonna pay 0.93

01:59:42.260 fucking donate to 0.99

01:59:43.460 our locals 0.99

01:59:44.560 and get us

01:59:46.020 enough money

01:59:46.440 that we can fly

01:59:46.980 out there

01:59:47.280 we're gonna

01:59:47.560 obviously air it

01:59:48.500 live but

01:59:49.140 I want to do it

01:59:50.180 and I also

01:59:50.880 don't want to

01:59:52.120 pay for it

01:59:53.200 so

01:59:53.860 I'm not coming

01:59:54.380 out of pocket

01:59:54.740 if you want to

01:59:54.920 see us live

01:59:55.240 do it

01:59:55.540 if LP Georgia

01:59:56.520 can actually

01:59:56.940 afford to fly

01:59:57.540 us all out

01:59:57.900 there

01:59:58.040 I'll do it

01:59:58.700 I just can't

01:59:59.360 imagine that

01:59:59.760 they have that

02:00:00.120 budget

02:00:00.400 that's a

02:00:00.920 pretty steep

02:00:01.560 budget

02:00:01.860 so

02:00:02.140 I think it's

02:00:03.840 in a good

02:00:04.120 one about

02:00:04.900 Valsh

02:00:05.760 the whole

02:00:06.380 Valsh

02:00:06.720 with believe

02:00:07.220 all women 0.66

02:00:07.560 to shut 1.00

02:00:07.920 up your 1.00

02:00:08.120 lying 0.96

02:00:08.420 horn

02:00:08.700 exactly

02:00:09.080 14 seconds

02:00:09.920 that was

02:00:10.720 really funny

02:00:11.320 yo

02:00:11.760 just

02:00:12.540 please play

02:00:13.620 it's funny

02:00:14.600 it's really

02:00:15.720 funny actually

02:00:16.460 you can

02:00:16.960 screw up

02:00:17.200 and find 0.95

02:00:17.480 a toad

02:00:18.560 it's amazing

02:00:19.900 the inclusive

02:00:21.060 beauty show

02:00:21.840 that was actually

02:00:22.980 really funny too

02:00:23.760 oh my god

02:00:24.780 dude

02:00:25.100 yeah

02:00:25.360 so much good 1.00

02:00:25.980 shit 1.00

02:00:26.200 that's the two 0.99

02:00:27.520 things that Clay

02:00:28.120 has said in the

02:00:28.780 past week

02:00:29.280 alright

02:00:29.920 I just got this

02:00:31.260 message from somebody

02:00:32.140 it says

02:00:32.780 hello Ellie

02:00:33.620 my dear old

02:00:34.480 friend

02:00:34.800 it's been a

02:00:35.360 long time

02:00:35.920 how's it going

02:00:37.260 this is my new

02:00:38.100 phone number

02:00:38.560 please reply

02:00:39.160 when you get it

02:00:39.880 and I'm tempted

02:00:40.800 to send 1.00

02:00:41.220 toad's dick 1.00

02:00:42.400 I'd be careful 1.00

02:00:45.100 it could be like

02:00:45.660 a child

02:00:46.120 for all you 1.00

02:00:46.580 fucking know 0.99

02:00:47.140 that is true 0.99

02:00:48.500 also sent the

02:00:51.700 preacher claims

02:00:52.500 slavery was good

02:00:53.240 for slaves

02:00:53.820 dude that video 0.99

02:00:54.860 is amazing

02:00:55.560 every one of these

02:00:56.460 things is in the

02:00:57.040 spreadsheet

02:00:57.500 let's just do

02:00:58.320 another

02:00:58.580 we never have

02:01:03.520 enough time

02:01:04.000 and we always

02:01:04.440 have way too

02:01:04.940 much

02:01:05.240 what do you

02:01:06.160 want me to

02:01:06.500 do

02:01:06.680 it's not

02:01:07.020 physically

02:01:07.380 possible

02:01:07.840 I mean

02:01:08.260 just pick

02:01:09.060 the funny

02:01:09.400 stuff

02:01:09.760 would be

02:01:10.300 great

02:01:11.020 instead

02:01:11.520 he decided

02:01:13.040 to read

02:01:13.380 all the

02:01:13.840 mailbags

02:01:14.440 instead of

02:01:21.120 instead of

02:01:21.440 doing all this 0.99

02:01:21.820 funny shit 0.99

02:01:22.180 he read 1.00

02:01:22.520 five mailbag

02:01:23.520 questions

02:01:23.960 what is wrong

02:01:24.600 with this

02:01:24.900 guy

02:01:25.120 why are you

02:01:26.660 why are you

02:01:27.320 spreading out the

02:01:27.900 mailbag so long

02:01:28.880 has been

02:01:29.440 this is so great

02:01:32.160 almost every

02:01:33.820 female friend

02:01:34.700 I have

02:01:35.280 has been

02:01:35.700 the recipient

02:01:37.760 of sexual

02:01:38.400 assault or

02:01:38.920 violence or 0.68

02:01:39.440 rape or

02:01:39.740 whatever 0.96

02:01:40.040 at some point

02:01:40.660 seriously

02:01:41.660 it's such a

02:01:43.220 common thing

02:01:43.920 I think one

02:01:44.420 in four is

02:01:44.920 probably

02:01:45.240 understating it

02:01:46.100 significantly

02:01:46.680 I wouldn't be

02:01:47.700 surprised if the

02:01:48.420 rate for sexual

02:01:49.260 assault on women

02:01:50.040 over one's

02:01:50.780 lifetime was as

02:01:51.460 high as one in

02:01:52.080 three or one in

02:01:53.200 two we just

02:01:54.020 don't know

02:01:54.680 because nobody 0.99

02:01:56.020 fucking reports 0.99

02:01:57.240 because reports 1.00

02:01:58.300 aren't taken

02:01:58.740 seriously

02:01:59.420 he really did

02:02:00.980 say that one

02:02:01.920 in two people

02:02:02.480 so 50% 0.98

02:02:03.860 fucking 3.6 0.99

02:02:06.100 billion people 1.00

02:02:07.340 in the world

02:02:08.580 that's 1.7

02:02:10.280 sorry 1.8

02:02:12.520 billion people

02:02:13.060 in the world

02:02:13.420 have been

02:02:13.760 sexually assaulted

02:02:14.660 so think about 0.54

02:02:16.120 that what he's

02:02:16.920 telling you is

02:02:17.840 it's the perfect

02:02:18.440 crime you can

02:02:19.100 get away with

02:02:19.480 it that's what

02:02:20.800 he's saying

02:02:21.160 he's like yo

02:02:22.420 everybody does

02:02:23.080 it's like

02:02:23.380 jaywalking

02:02:24.340 except with

02:02:25.480 someone else's 1.00

02:02:26.100 pussy but it's 1.00

02:02:28.200 exactly like 1.00

02:02:28.660 jaywalking

02:02:29.200 that's the

02:02:33.940 greatest line

02:02:34.460 ever it's

02:02:34.900 it's someone 1.00

02:02:35.740 else's pussy 1.00

02:02:36.300 but it's 1.00

02:02:36.680 kind of like

02:02:37.100 jaywalking

02:02:37.880 i don't know

02:02:39.160 what i've been

02:02:39.500 doing with my

02:02:40.000 life man

02:02:40.520 i could have

02:02:40.820 just been

02:02:41.080 getting away

02:02:41.500 with this

02:02:41.780 you could have

02:02:42.040 been getting

02:02:42.340 away with this

02:02:42.840 because basically

02:02:43.760 honestly he said

02:02:44.980 it could be

02:02:45.420 he said it

02:02:46.200 probably is

02:02:46.800 1 in 4

02:02:47.260 but it could

02:02:48.020 be 1 in 2

02:02:48.680 that means you

02:02:49.520 have a 50%

02:02:50.380 chance of it

02:02:51.180 obviously not

02:02:52.100 even like

02:02:52.680 happening to

02:02:53.560 you

02:02:53.760 so you could

02:02:54.440 be like 1.00

02:02:54.840 go rape a 1.00

02:02:56.300 woman and 1.00

02:02:56.660 50% chance

02:02:57.360 that she'll

02:02:57.700 never say

02:02:58.080 anything about

02:02:58.620 it

02:02:58.840 but you

02:02:59.440 probably

02:02:59.760 shouldn't

02:03:00.100 walk down

02:03:00.460 bed stuyvesant

02:03:01.220 in the middle

02:03:01.760 of the night

02:03:02.040 there's a

02:03:03.780 100% chance

02:03:04.480 you'll get

02:03:04.740 stabbed by a 1.00

02:03:05.280 black dude 0.99

02:03:05.660 i don't think 0.80

02:03:07.400 things are on

02:03:07.840 the same level

02:03:08.260 but things impact

02:03:09.000 you in like

02:03:09.380 bizarre ways

02:03:10.280 but yeah like

02:03:11.600 because the

02:03:12.200 perpetrator wasn't

02:03:12.880 white um

02:03:13.760 and because he

02:03:15.420 was like

02:03:15.900 i'm you know

02:03:17.020 part of like

02:03:17.600 a certain

02:03:17.960 religion

02:03:18.520 oh wait

02:03:19.940 are we being

02:03:21.000 real

02:03:21.360 i mean the

02:03:22.220 police were

02:03:22.540 basically just

02:03:23.020 like we can't

02:03:23.740 because of

02:03:24.720 cultural differences

02:03:25.600 which i don't

02:03:26.180 feel like is

02:03:26.720 such a

02:03:27.040 what 1.00

02:03:28.840 bullshit 1.00

02:03:31.840 are you 1.00

02:03:33.640 fucking kidding 1.00

02:03:34.320 me 0.99

02:03:34.620 did she turn 1.00

02:03:35.260 her fucking 1.00

02:03:35.740 rape 1.00

02:03:36.000 that right 0.97

02:03:37.260 here that

02:03:37.760 right there

02:03:38.060 is how you

02:03:38.300 get away

02:03:38.620 with rape 0.92

02:03:39.020 guys 1.00

02:03:39.280 there you

02:03:39.620 go

02:03:39.900 be an

02:03:40.460 arrow

02:03:40.780 what is

02:03:42.760 vows saying

02:03:44.000 about this

02:03:44.580 he doesn't

02:03:45.560 believe it

02:03:46.040 what's he saying

02:03:46.060 about this

02:03:46.480 god we were

02:03:48.500 so close

02:03:49.160 we were this

02:03:50.220 close to getting

02:03:50.720 him on this 0.99

02:03:51.180 show i fucking 0.98

02:03:52.120 wish that i 0.99

02:03:53.120 would man

02:03:54.200 it would have

02:03:55.720 been so fun

02:03:56.480 finish it

02:03:58.760 20 seconds

02:03:59.880 rape confession

02:04:01.560 into how

02:04:02.120 onto how

02:04:02.880 the rape

02:04:03.420 fugees 1.00

02:04:04.020 fucking 1.00

02:04:04.340 ahmed 1.00

02:04:04.860 muhammad 0.99

02:04:05.260 rape 0.99

02:04:06.080 hold on

02:04:06.220 pause again

02:04:07.280 rape 0.93

02:04:08.440 fugees is a 1.00

02:04:09.100 great fucking 1.00

02:04:09.640 thing to call 1.00

02:04:10.160 every fucking 0.98

02:04:10.860 uh like illegal 0.98

02:04:12.100 or any type of

02:04:13.200 if you see a

02:04:13.900 mexican dude

02:04:14.360 just call him a 1.00

02:04:14.920 rape fugee 1.00

02:04:15.620 great band name

02:04:18.980 too

02:04:19.320 rape fugee is a 1.00

02:04:20.900 great band name

02:04:21.900 yeah

02:04:23.200 it's like the

02:04:25.720 fugees but 0.98

02:04:26.480 they're a bunch of 1.00

02:04:26.980 rapists 1.00

02:04:27.500 yes that was a 0.99

02:04:28.360 joke toad thanks 0.99

02:04:29.100 ah damn it 1.00

02:04:30.220 just stomp it 1.00

02:04:31.460 to the ground

02:04:32.080 we can't persecute 0.99

02:04:33.120 brown people 1.00

02:04:33.780 bullshit 1.00

02:04:35.200 bullshit 1.00

02:04:37.200 believe all women 1.00

02:04:39.880 bullshit 1.00

02:04:40.820 in fucking 1.00

02:04:41.680 australia 1.00

02:04:42.860 hold on

02:04:43.660 hold on

02:04:43.960 pause

02:04:45.260 pause

02:04:45.560 pause

02:04:45.880 i think that's

02:04:46.840 the end

02:04:47.000 uh there's

02:04:47.620 the end

02:04:48.120 oh no no

02:04:49.060 so there's a

02:04:49.780 mr go

02:04:50.900 there's a

02:04:51.480 the comments

02:04:52.000 on the side

02:04:52.720 of the best

02:04:53.180 because these

02:04:53.560 people watch

02:04:54.360 vows so they're

02:04:55.280 if vows is an 1.00

02:04:56.640 idiot 1.00

02:04:56.920 these people are 1.00

02:04:57.700 even more 1.00

02:04:58.280 idiots because 1.00

02:04:58.620 they watch 1.00

02:04:59.100 them

02:04:59.260 someone said

02:05:00.640 so she became

02:05:01.720 a fascist 0.87

02:05:02.300 because she 1.00

02:05:02.660 was raped 0.93

02:05:03.200 or is she 0.99

02:05:03.740 lying

02:05:04.320 like that's

02:05:05.620 such a 0.99

02:05:06.160 fucking 0.99

02:05:06.580 i mean this 0.99

02:05:08.560 is this is

02:05:09.200 their worldview

02:05:09.840 though bro

02:05:10.260 like it's not

02:05:10.820 even a joke

02:05:11.380 to them 1.00

02:05:11.660 it's fucking 1.00

02:05:12.060 it's crazy 0.99

02:05:12.900 but that's

02:05:13.660 honestly how

02:05:14.380 they perceive

02:05:14.940 the world

02:05:15.300 it's oh

02:05:15.740 you got 1.00

02:05:16.020 raped so now 1.00

02:05:16.580 you're a 1.00

02:05:16.920 fascist 1.00

02:05:17.460 while you 1.00

02:05:17.980 fucking 1.00

02:05:18.180 fascist 1.00

02:05:18.820 like that's 1.00

02:05:19.560 such a

02:05:20.000 funny

02:05:20.300 what were

02:05:20.820 you wearing 1.00

02:05:21.260 you fucking 1.00

02:05:21.740 fascist 1.00

02:05:22.260 probably a 0.69

02:05:22.720 MAGA hat

02:05:23.180 huh

02:05:23.460 bet you were

02:05:26.320 wearing a

02:05:26.660 hugo boss

02:05:27.320 dress

02:05:27.600 weren't you

02:05:28.060 did you

02:05:28.780 pray to

02:05:29.680 Allah 1.00

02:05:29.920 you fucking 1.00

02:05:30.460 fascist 1.00

02:05:31.020 why don't you 0.99

02:05:31.420 pray to

02:05:32.160 Allah 1.00

02:05:32.420 and fucking 0.99

02:05:33.000 let him do it 1.00

02:05:34.720 it's just

02:05:34.960 honestly the

02:05:36.820 pause is kind of

02:05:37.760 fucked it up

02:05:38.200 because if you 0.87

02:05:38.680 just watch the

02:05:39.340 full minute 20

02:05:40.140 it's 40

02:05:41.100 it's perfectly

02:05:42.000 cut in half

02:05:43.040 of him defending

02:05:43.860 all women 0.66

02:05:44.380 and saying

02:05:44.700 almost all

02:05:45.380 women get 1.00

02:05:45.740 raped and 1.00

02:05:46.160 it's just 0.87

02:05:46.460 like it's

02:05:46.960 like pure

02:05:47.660 you know

02:05:48.460 feminism

02:05:48.960 101

02:05:49.400 and then he

02:05:50.040 goes like

02:05:50.880 red-pilled

02:05:52.500 alpha male

02:05:53.180 at the end

02:05:53.660 where he's 0.99

02:05:53.940 bullshit 0.99

02:05:54.720 he sounds 1.00

02:05:55.140 like fucking 1.00

02:05:55.600 Andrew Tate 1.00

02:05:56.440 defending himself

02:05:57.200 now

02:05:58.060 real quick

02:05:59.580 Clint brings

02:06:00.120 up a good

02:06:00.580 point

02:06:00.940 we should

02:06:01.680 bring it

02:06:02.080 back up

02:06:02.500 go through

02:06:02.980 it and then

02:06:03.340 discuss again

02:06:03.960 after

02:06:04.360 just because

02:06:05.500 we didn't

02:06:05.800 get the

02:06:06.060 right effect

02:06:06.740 none of us

02:06:07.960 have anywhere

02:06:08.180 to go

02:06:08.480 so you know

02:06:09.260 there's no

02:06:09.880 reason why

02:06:10.200 we can't

02:06:11.400 now

02:06:13.300 all right

02:06:13.900 guys

02:06:14.180 all right

02:06:14.580 all right

02:06:14.980 it's been

02:06:16.160 fun

02:06:16.400 Clint did

02:06:17.200 you debate

02:06:17.600 this guy

02:06:17.980 I can't

02:06:18.380 remember

02:06:18.540 but okay

02:06:19.800 and like

02:06:21.060 did you ever

02:06:21.820 get to

02:06:22.260 okay so

02:06:23.180 this is the

02:06:23.540 space so

02:06:23.980 but destiny

02:06:24.620 was IRL

02:06:25.500 yeah

02:06:27.120 yeah it

02:06:28.420 was in

02:06:28.620 person

02:06:28.820 I actually

02:06:30.280 like I

02:06:30.840 like Vosh 1.00

02:06:31.420 I think we

02:06:31.980 should get

02:06:32.240 him on the

02:06:32.540 show

02:06:32.820 which one

02:06:34.620 would you

02:06:34.800 rather like

02:06:35.340 actually IRL

02:06:36.460 like get a

02:06:37.000 beer with

02:06:37.400 I'll say

02:06:38.480 this

02:06:38.780 destiny is a

02:06:40.340 much more

02:06:40.720 reasonable

02:06:41.120 person

02:06:41.720 Vosh is 0.99

02:06:43.840 a complete 0.98

02:06:45.120 pathological 1.00

02:06:46.240 liar and 1.00

02:06:46.820 totally full of 1.00

02:06:47.380 shit and he'd 1.00

02:06:47.840 be way more 1.00

02:06:48.400 fun to kick

02:06:48.780 it with

02:06:49.180 yeah

02:06:50.120 yeah

02:06:50.780 exactly that's

02:06:52.100 why I would

02:06:52.500 hang out with

02:06:52.940 him because I

02:06:53.540 could tell he

02:06:54.140 has something to

02:06:54.620 say about

02:06:54.920 everything and 1.00

02:06:55.300 he's a fucking 1.00

02:06:55.780 liar I love 1.00

02:06:56.780 and I think he's 1.00

02:06:57.260 kind of dumb 0.99

02:06:57.700 it would just be 0.99

02:06:58.520 super fun

02:06:59.320 yeah

02:06:59.920 it would be more

02:07:02.240 entertaining

02:07:02.800 so to bring him

02:07:03.860 on you would it

02:07:04.460 would just be just

02:07:05.200 trolling him the

02:07:06.040 entire time of

02:07:07.040 just making him 0.99

02:07:07.760 like fucking mad 0.99

02:07:08.660 I troll my I 1.00

02:07:09.420 troll my wife 1.00

02:07:09.960 during sex like 0.99

02:07:11.040 of course I'm 1.00

02:07:11.540 gonna fucking 0.99

02:07:11.880 troll 1.00

02:07:12.160 then it 0.86

02:07:12.740 wouldn't be me

02:07:14.420 for an episode

02:07:15.060 I'm not I'm

02:07:15.880 not fast enough

02:07:16.680 to do this

02:07:17.320 but like I

02:07:18.200 would love it

02:07:18.820 if I were

02:07:19.500 because I

02:07:20.040 would I

02:07:20.320 would just

02:07:20.620 say things

02:07:21.840 that are

02:07:23.340 that are in

02:07:24.440 my worldview

02:07:25.080 but like just 0.98

02:07:25.980 fucking hem 0.99

02:07:26.860 Vosh up on 1.00

02:07:27.580 his own twisted

02:07:28.380 ideology to make

02:07:29.320 him sound like

02:07:30.020 me I would just

02:07:30.800 do that for

02:07:31.280 like hours

02:07:32.080 it'd be so much

02:07:33.060 fun just like

02:07:33.900 just make the

02:07:34.680 races change

02:07:35.440 so that he

02:07:35.840 you know he

02:07:36.460 starts to doubt

02:07:37.120 sexual abuse 1.00

02:07:38.160 victims and shit 0.99

02:07:38.840 like that like 0.99

02:07:39.380 it would just be

02:07:40.900 that that Ryan

02:07:41.700 Long skit of

02:07:42.740 the yeah

02:07:43.560 exactly like the

02:07:44.420 actual racist

02:07:45.040 versus the 0.55

02:07:45.640 liberal but

02:07:46.420 they agree on

02:07:47.340 everything they're

02:07:48.180 like I think

02:07:48.620 they should have

02:07:49.200 separate schools

02:07:50.380 and they're like

02:07:50.800 yeah dude

02:07:51.740 you want to

02:07:54.920 bring up that

02:07:55.420 video of the

02:07:56.060 preacher justifying

02:07:57.060 slavery it's very

02:07:59.780 funny so you

02:08:01.060 I'm just kidding

02:08:01.680 okay I know you

02:08:02.600 can leave I'll

02:08:03.040 pull it up

02:08:04.180 all right all

02:08:05.720 right we're gonna

02:08:06.240 stop I think

02:08:08.420 I think it's the

02:08:09.100 last thing this

02:08:09.620 last video

02:08:10.020 honestly I'm

02:08:10.580 telling I'm just

02:08:11.040 getting started

02:08:11.660 all right now

02:08:13.040 for real I gotta

02:08:13.580 go to bed

02:08:13.980 incredible so

02:08:18.160 so what do you

02:08:19.000 think it's you're

02:08:19.540 the producer

02:08:19.900 how bad did you

02:08:21.080 I'm saving it

02:08:21.620 destroy him on 0.90

02:08:22.200 this by the way 0.55

02:08:22.700 I didn't listen

02:08:23.160 to it he resorted

02:08:24.580 to calling me pro

02:08:25.540 war because I

02:08:26.360 didn't want to

02:08:27.080 you know fight

02:08:28.740 the for the

02:08:29.740 Ukrainians which 0.80

02:08:30.600 was no he said

02:08:31.400 he said you're

02:08:32.240 you're pro war 0.98

02:08:33.580 because you didn't

02:08:34.620 want to have war 0.99

02:08:35.540 and anti-american

02:08:36.660 too he was getting

02:08:38.040 heated he kept

02:08:38.900 on he kept

02:08:39.420 on calling but

02:08:40.160 he was basically

02:08:40.580 calling Clint a

02:08:41.240 commie I was

02:08:42.000 like this is wild

02:08:42.680 it was it was it

02:08:43.900 was like pure

02:08:44.680 inversion 101 but

02:08:46.020 I was just like

02:08:46.560 this is so crazy I

02:08:47.760 don't even like

02:08:48.200 really know how to

02:08:49.020 deal with it he's

02:08:49.780 just like he's

02:08:50.560 just saying he's

02:08:51.400 just calling me

02:08:51.860 like a neocon

02:08:52.500 like he's being a

02:08:53.180 neocon but like 0.56

02:08:53.820 I'm somehow 0.99

02:08:54.660 fucking you know 0.99

02:08:55.660 pro war it was 0.99

02:08:56.860 it was mystifying

02:08:57.980 but that's that's

02:08:58.880 like that's how

02:08:59.360 twisted their

02:08:59.820 worldview is they

02:09:00.720 think that you're

02:09:01.200 if you're a

02:09:01.580 rape victim but 1.00

02:09:02.240 you're like that

02:09:03.000 was an illegal

02:09:03.500 immigrant from you 0.98

02:09:05.040 know some brown

02:09:05.620 nation well now 1.00

02:09:06.620 you're a fascist 0.99

02:09:07.540 it's like but I 1.00

02:09:08.180 was a rape victim 0.72

02:09:09.020 two seconds ago

02:09:10.080 like I love I

02:09:12.060 love that guy I

02:09:13.160 love him he's the

02:09:16.000 worst I would

02:09:16.980 love the worst

02:09:17.800 he's the worst

02:09:18.900 person alive I 0.99

02:09:20.680 want to have him

02:09:21.160 on so bad can

02:09:22.460 anybody give him

02:09:23.320 like a hierarchy

02:09:24.280 of like people so

02:09:25.940 like it's been I

02:09:27.000 guess it's a it's a

02:09:27.920 it's a list that

02:09:28.740 moves because right

02:09:29.440 now I feel like is

02:09:30.600 Ukrainian person at

02:09:31.880 the top of the

02:09:32.460 list right now

02:09:33.540 I would put Vosh

02:09:39.400 beneath women that's 1.00

02:09:40.360 how low I think of

02:09:41.280 him no but no I'm

02:09:42.340 talking about his

02:09:42.960 his his uh his

02:09:45.460 hierarchy right now

02:09:46.900 is his hierarchy

02:09:49.020 you love the show

02:09:50.300 what are you doing

02:09:51.420 this is this is 0.96

02:09:54.680 literal rape 0.99

02:09:55.580 we're like raping him 1.00

02:09:59.160 because he can't go 1.00

02:09:59.820 anywhere

02:10:00.220 he can though I

02:10:01.740 wonder how long

02:10:02.440 can he go how

02:10:03.720 long would he stay

02:10:04.500 dude I have two 0.99

02:10:05.840 other fucking shows 0.99

02:10:06.820 you know that 1.00

02:10:07.980 it's your own show

02:10:09.380 you can do it

02:10:10.340 anytime you want

02:10:11.140 I know dude our

02:10:11.920 our audience is

02:10:13.540 dropped off by like

02:10:14.580 30 percent within

02:10:16.440 the last like

02:10:17.040 he's taking

02:10:18.240 measurements 30

02:10:19.540 percent

02:10:19.960 I love it

02:10:20.920 we usually we

02:10:21.800 usually cut it

02:10:22.440 around like an

02:10:22.900 hour 50 like it

02:10:24.000 makes sense

02:10:24.600 we've been going

02:10:26.080 progressively longer

02:10:27.100 you realize that

02:10:27.820 right not like

02:10:28.580 last week was an

02:10:29.280 hour 59 this is

02:10:30.820 too yeah no we

02:10:31.980 are it goes like

02:10:32.940 an hour and a

02:10:33.420 half and then we 0.99

02:10:33.860 kill me yeah me 1.00

02:10:35.300 too fuck it let's 1.00

02:10:37.100 do another hour 1.00

02:10:37.820 we're already in

02:10:38.900 trouble

02:10:39.120 we have the

02:10:41.160 content we do

02:10:42.140 oh we do I

02:10:43.400 mean I got dude

02:10:44.140 I'm telling you I

02:10:44.780 know we gotta go

02:10:45.480 we gotta podcast all

02:10:46.400 day and keep and

02:10:47.120 keep content up

02:10:47.860 me too I could

02:10:49.660 literally do it it

02:10:50.300 doesn't matter like

02:10:50.880 I could I could

02:10:51.500 talk about how I

02:10:52.280 keep calling my I

02:10:53.060 call my my mother

02:10:54.320 in-law mommy I 1.00

02:10:55.180 don't even fuck I 1.00

02:10:55.820 just I'll make 1.00

02:10:56.380 shit up I don't 0.99

02:10:57.020 give a fuck 1.00

02:10:57.460 tell me tell me 1.00

02:11:01.040 which things need

02:11:01.900 to be prioritized

02:11:02.980 in the topics I'm

02:11:04.280 doing it myself and

02:11:05.400 you are the

02:11:06.100 arbiter of funny

02:11:07.040 you have to decide

02:11:09.000 then don't you

02:11:10.180 went you went with

02:11:10.560 a murder you went

02:11:11.460 with a murder video

02:11:12.380 over a pastor

02:11:13.420 defending slavery

02:11:14.600 this shouldn't be

02:11:15.720 hard we have we

02:11:17.240 have too many

02:11:18.740 videos to choose

02:11:20.020 from but I don't

02:11:21.540 feel like you even

02:11:22.240 watch them to decide

02:11:23.420 I could send I

02:11:25.220 could send five

02:11:25.880 videos right now

02:11:27.040 right now that

02:11:27.860 aren't even in the

02:11:28.580 like uploaded to

02:11:30.280 the just hit the

02:11:31.520 credits just hit

02:11:32.400 the credits

02:11:32.920 hit the credits

02:11:34.600 watch better off

02:11:35.580 if you were a

02:11:36.160 great great producer 1.00

02:11:36.700 you could fuck us 1.00

02:11:37.520 right now hit the 1.00

02:11:38.120 credits and just

02:11:38.940 end the show and

02:11:40.380 it would be really

02:11:40.780 funny and cut me 0.99

02:11:41.600 off you can cut me 1.00

02:11:43.700 off right now

02:11:44.080 we're sure we're

02:11:44.680 not going to

02:11:45.600 I know but he

02:11:47.460 wouldn't do that

02:11:47.900 he can't he can't

02:11:48.740 end the show

02:11:49.100 he can't do it

02:11:49.420 it would be so 0.98

02:11:50.500 fucking funny 0.97

02:11:50.940 look he's looking 0.99

02:11:52.480 I can tell he's

02:11:53.460 looking in stream

02:11:54.120 right now look at

02:11:55.080 him I can tell

02:11:55.820 he's just waiting

02:11:56.560 for it

02:11:57.080 well I still have

02:11:57.560 to plug better

02:11:58.100 off dead man

02:11:58.880 yeah okay plug 1.00

02:12:00.040 better off dead 1.00

02:12:00.580 fuck your show 1.00

02:12:01.480 you already did 1.00

02:12:02.240 17 times

02:12:03.080 no no no no

02:12:03.980 top let him plug

02:12:05.420 he plugged it more

02:12:05.960 times than there

02:12:06.460 will be viewers

02:12:07.220 no no no

02:12:08.200 it's the tower 0.99

02:12:08.780 power hour slut 1.00

02:12:10.060 tower power hour 1.00

02:12:11.240 bitch 1.00

02:12:11.700 no way Jose 0.99

02:12:12.800 liberty lockdown 1.00

02:12:14.360 plint bitch 1.00

02:12:16.280 reed 1.00

02:12:17.480 cole

02:12:20.940 top lobster

02:12:22.160 and toad

02:12:23.140 tower gang

02:12:24.380 tower gang

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02:12:25.840 tower gang

02:12:26.940 tower gang

02:12:27.500 tower gang

02:12:27.920 liberty lock

02:12:28.720 is truth say

02:12:29.560 same with lobster

02:12:30.820 Cole and Jose

02:12:32.080 toad is sick

02:12:33.240 no way Jose

02:12:34.320 the tower power 1.00

02:12:35.600 our slut 1.00

02:12:35.960 they may day 1.00

02:12:36.660 split all his

02:12:37.420 tower gang

02:12:37.920 tower gang

02:12:38.440 tower gang

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Tower Gang - October 05, 2023

Ep 145 - Happy Birthday Daddy

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