Tower Gang - Ep 146 - I

00:00:00.000 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:00:00.580 Titties and ass. 1.00

00:00:09.340 It's Tower Gang Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:00:15.160 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:17.040 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby. 1.00

00:00:18.720 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's mussy. 1.00

00:00:23.800 You want to kill me or you want to give me a bone? 1.00

00:00:26.400 I don't know. 1.00

00:00:27.520 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny. 1.00

00:00:30.580 How low is me, I'm retarded. 1.00

00:00:33.040 Any of you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like, 0.99

00:00:36.560 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. 1.00

00:00:41.340 I was watching it and jerking off. 1.00

00:00:45.120 Fuck the ass. 1.00

00:00:47.400 Toad's on fire. 1.00

00:00:48.740 He was a 10 in real life.

00:00:50.220 He's like a dead 8.

00:00:53.740 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:00:55.100 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.

00:00:57.060 That is why.

00:00:57.600 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00

00:01:00.000 I got super power, bitch! 1.00

00:01:03.040 Oh! 1.00

00:01:03.820 Oh! 0.60

00:01:04.480 Oh! 0.60

00:01:04.880 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Wednesday night and you know what that means. 1.00

00:01:17.680 Put your fucking mother and children to sleep and strap your dick to your fucking kneecap 1.00

00:01:23.160 and hop, skip, and a jump down a hallway with a fucking smoke detector who hasn't had its battery changed in a year and a half 1.00

00:01:29.660 because you haven't paid your child support. 1.00

00:01:32.260 This is Tower Gang Podcast. 1.00

00:01:36.440 We're not going to do that shit today. 0.99

00:01:36.640 Clint Russell in the building. 1.00

00:01:38.360 Toplobson.com, bottom right.

00:01:40.160 Top right is Jose Galesan, host of No Way Jose.

00:01:43.660 Middle, Cole, host of...

00:01:46.240 We don't know.

00:01:47.320 But he's jacked.

00:01:48.180 Top left is host of Better Off Dead, a.k.a. Toad.

00:01:51.160 And we welcome you.

00:01:52.680 Before we get started, let me just say, real quick, I started a documentary on HBO.

00:01:59.400 It just came out yesterday.

00:02:00.720 It's called No Accident.

00:02:01.900 And it's about the Unite the Right rally. 0.95

00:02:04.300 And I shit you not, it is the most... 0.96

00:02:07.040 Wait, did you start it or did you start... 0.98

00:02:08.360 Are you making one?

00:02:09.300 I feel like...

00:02:09.660 Wait, are you making one?

00:02:10.760 Yes, it is.

00:02:11.480 Clint's making an HBO documentary.

00:02:13.440 It's going to be awesome.

00:02:13.700 I just started it.

00:02:14.640 I just started one.

00:02:15.660 I watched half of it, is what I meant.

00:02:16.760 Okay.

00:02:17.120 I can't tell if you're joking.

00:02:18.580 No, this is 100% legit. 0.99

00:02:20.420 You can fucking look it up. 0.98

00:02:21.800 All right. 0.99

00:02:22.060 So, it is Cole, host of Elite.

00:02:24.620 Yeah, that should be the name of your podcast.

00:02:26.100 Elite Power Lifter.

00:02:28.200 Actually, it's a great podcast, David.

00:02:29.400 I may steal that.

00:02:29.960 For real.

00:02:30.240 All right.

00:02:30.580 Because they're just taking super offense to that.

00:02:33.700 Real quick, real quick.

00:02:34.580 It's a slightly advanced podcast.

00:02:36.240 It's a documentary. 0.99

00:02:37.820 I shit you not. 0.98

00:02:38.720 It's a documentary about the Unite the Right rally. 1.00

00:02:41.300 They have Chris Cantwell being interviewed, and he's saying all sorts of crazy shit. 0.98

00:02:44.380 It's fairly entertaining. 0.99

00:02:45.900 But I'm watching it. 1.00

00:02:47.340 And I swear to God, it's like a fucking propaganda reel just to turn you into an alt-right lunatic. 0.99

00:02:53.300 Because it's these interviews with all these, like, based guys that are just like, you know, like, yeah, it's just like defending my race and blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:03:01.560 You know, like, they're just being super.

00:03:02.620 109 countries, you know.

00:03:05.660 And then Andrew is in it.

00:03:08.120 He's all grown up. 0.98

00:03:08.920 And then the entire documentary, I shit you not, is about the attorneys that are prosecuting them, and there isn't a single one that's not Jewish. 0.99

00:03:16.880 Not a single one that's not Jewish. 0.99

00:03:19.920 They're gaslighting. 1.00

00:03:21.400 It's fucking crazy to watch, dude. 1.00

00:03:23.500 It's so crazy. 1.00

00:03:24.420 They're all New York Jews, and they all hate these dudes viscerally. 1.00

00:03:28.440 It's crazy to watch. 0.70

00:03:29.380 That's like when the police were just bringing the January 6th people in.

00:03:33.640 You know, they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.

00:03:35.060 That's what that film is doing to us.

00:03:37.300 Well, I'm going to watch it.

00:03:38.920 I'm going to see if it works.

00:03:39.760 I don't think I can get more far right.

00:03:41.280 No, it's, like, you should not do it.

00:03:43.540 You'll start, like, hosting rallies and stuff.

00:03:45.780 Hey, when were these, like, interviews done? 0.90

00:03:48.620 Because it would be really funny if they just start naming off things that's happening now, and they're like, before long, we're going to have, like, black people going into Apple stores and just stealing phones. 1.00

00:03:56.340 Like, we're going to have, he was like, honestly.

00:03:58.240 Yo, it's 18 to 19.

00:03:59.560 It's 2018 to 2019, so it's possible.

00:04:01.040 Israel is about to, like, destroy Palestine, and we know what's happening in Palestine. 1.00

00:04:04.940 Those guys, like, they just got to name off all this shit. 1.00

00:04:07.980 Oh, dude, it gets even funnier. 1.00

00:04:09.400 I literally laughed out loud at my TV.

00:04:11.960 It's like, attorney Susan Goldberg or whatever.

00:04:15.780 And they go to her home, and they're recording her at home, and there's this other lady sitting there, and they start to interview her, and she's like, you know, I just, I really struggle with, like, the fact that she's, like, potential death threats and blah, blah, blah.

00:04:30.980 And then they pan back to the attorney, and this is, like, a solo shot of her, and she's like, yeah, my wife is really concerned.

00:04:36.020 I was like, you're gay, too? 1.00

00:04:38.440 Fucking Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:04:40.240 When she talks about her struggle, she should refer to it as her comp. 1.00

00:04:47.860 Okay.

00:04:48.700 All right.

00:04:50.920 Not bad.

00:04:51.720 We can move on.

00:04:52.980 No, no, that was the wrong button. 1.00

00:04:54.600 Fuck it. 1.00

00:04:55.060 There you go. 1.00

00:04:55.440 Come with a banger. 0.77

00:04:56.540 Congratulations.

00:04:57.220 Put that in your pocket, Toad.

00:04:58.640 They both suffice.

00:05:00.040 Yeah, I'll do that.

00:05:01.000 Can we talk about, like, if there's anything funny about this Israel-Palestine thing? 0.97

00:05:05.260 I guess there is funny things.

00:05:06.480 So much funny.

00:05:07.380 It's actually really funny.

00:05:09.960 I love, like, this is kind of, like, funny and kind of just, like, a cool thing.

00:05:17.140 Like, just how whenever they, like, they used to be able to put out propaganda, and that it would get debunked, like.

00:05:21.880 Can we get Toad a hat that says, I love dead babies, and just make them wear it through books?

00:05:26.120 Yes, Mr. Graphic Design Man.

00:05:28.220 You can get him an hat that says that.

00:05:29.960 That's me.

00:05:31.000 Oh, my God.

00:05:31.800 Make him wear that to the LB convention.

00:05:32.920 I love dead babies hat. 0.98

00:05:34.620 I love dead babies hat. 1.00

00:05:35.920 It's coming to the fucking website. 0.98

00:05:37.340 And honestly, people can't, like, it's, like, it's not really, it's like the, it's like a shirt that says, like, oh, what was it? 0.99

00:05:42.900 I hate the N-word.

00:05:43.800 I hate N-words.

00:05:45.100 Have you ever seen that?

00:05:45.920 That's such a great shirt, because, like, they could be like, no, I just really hate the N-word.

00:05:49.480 Really hate it.

00:05:50.180 Like, I hate it.

00:05:51.620 I do like the idea of the dead babies hat, though.

00:05:54.420 Guys, that's, that's probably the worst idea.

00:05:58.220 No, that's probably me.

00:05:59.200 Whatever.

00:05:59.380 It's probably the worst idea for a hat in the history of mankind.

00:06:02.620 Because if that goes, like, viral, what does, what happens from there?

00:06:07.360 I heart dead babies, like.

00:06:07.840 Well, if we, if it's at the LB convention, you can play it off as, like, a, as a political statement.

00:06:12.580 Like, oh, this is on abortion.

00:06:14.040 Pro-abortion. 0.99

00:06:14.600 Oh, and it's in Georgia, and it's in Georgia, and it's in Georgia, where they had all that shit happen with abortions and stuff. 0.99

00:06:19.760 Yeah, that's great. 1.00

00:06:20.780 I could love, I could also love the dead babies, the dead Jewish babies. 1.00

00:06:24.960 I still love them.

00:06:25.640 They smell a little, but I still love them. 0.99

00:06:28.420 You know, the dead Jewish babies, actually, the Jews hate those because they're uncircumcised still. 0.99

00:06:32.420 They didn't make it to be able to. 0.97

00:06:33.240 They're like, they're Jewish in name only. 0.95

00:06:37.480 They didn't get circumcised before they died.

00:06:39.700 Yeah, the question becomes, like, is it just because you love all babies, like, even the dead ones, you're still showing them love, or do you love the fact that they are dead?

00:06:47.200 How long, how long do you think you could, how long do you think you could wait on a dead baby to cut his foreskin off and it still be, like, a good, like, that's the question for Jewish people, because they definitely, oh, my God, now that we're talking about it, they definitely, like, had, dude, they're collecting them. 1.00

00:07:03.840 And, yeah, stillborns.

00:07:04.960 This probably happens all the time.

00:07:05.920 You can take extra at that point.

00:07:06.940 Who cares?

00:07:08.000 You just take the whole thing off.

00:07:09.440 You just take the whole thing.

00:07:10.540 I think foreskin is only the, like, the magic part is just in the tip.

00:07:14.120 Oh, a little extra foreskin. 0.93

00:07:15.900 Hold on. 0.92

00:07:16.340 Are we not, the I Love Dead Babies hat.

00:07:17.960 Oh, you won't be needing this now, will you, you little guy?

00:07:21.440 No, the I Love Dead Babies hat is so great, because at, like, an abortion, like, protest, each side can wear that hat.

00:07:29.520 And they would both be, like, they would, like.

00:07:31.140 The Spider-Man meme?

00:07:32.120 Yeah, it's a Spider-Man meme.

00:07:33.020 They're just, like, it's, that's such a great hat.

00:07:35.960 Because you could, dude, you could sit out, you could sit outside of both sides.

00:07:38.540 I'm going to get my tablet now and do it.

00:07:40.320 Yeah, you could sell, you could sell to both sides and be, like, I heart dead babies.

00:07:44.980 And, like, all, like, the pro, like, lie people would be, like, yes, I love dead babies. 1.00

00:07:49.060 I don't want, like, and the pro, like, abortion people would be, like, yes, fucking kill the babies. 1.00

00:07:53.600 I love so many dead babies. 1.00

00:07:55.700 Pro Hamas rallies, too.

00:07:58.020 Yeah.

00:07:58.460 Oh, that's true?

00:07:59.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:59.980 I'm an idiot. 1.00

00:08:00.740 Would a comma, would a comma fix that sentence at all if we put a comma anywhere? 1.00

00:08:04.340 Probably not, right?

00:08:04.860 I love dead babies.

00:08:05.960 I love dead babies. 0.86

00:08:09.200 No, no, no. 0.99

00:08:10.260 I love dead babies.

00:08:13.320 What? 0.68

00:08:14.020 I love dead babies.

00:08:16.880 You've got to make it personal.

00:08:20.000 Well, if you put I love comma, then it's, like, you're addressing dead babies.

00:08:23.840 You're just like, what?

00:08:25.140 I like that.

00:08:26.000 It's just confusing.

00:08:27.100 What's the rest of this sentence going to be?

00:08:29.040 Jesus Christ.

00:08:29.700 For me, the I love dead babies is actually a combination of I love dead babies and I hate

00:08:34.940 N-words at the same time because it's, for me, I actually love the fact that most of the

00:08:39.320 dead babies are black. 0.99

00:08:40.720 Dude, that's a great shirt idea. 1.00

00:08:41.940 I love dead babies.

00:08:43.320 I hate N-words.

00:08:44.320 You just put it on one shirt.

00:08:46.540 Like, you're trying to, like, just offend every single human being you pass.

00:08:51.500 I'm going to wear the I love dead babies hat and the I hate N-words shirt simultaneously. 0.69

00:08:57.500 That's so amazing.

00:08:59.700 Can we all at least admit that, like... 0.99

00:09:02.240 I'm about to log up and do this shit right now. 1.00

00:09:04.400 It's so stupid. 1.00

00:09:05.600 Can we all at least admit, like, the paragliding thing's a cool shit. 1.00

00:09:09.580 I don't even believe it really probably happened. 0.97

00:09:11.400 I'm so glad you brought this up, Jose, because...

00:09:13.280 So cool.

00:09:13.660 I've wanted to talk about this all week.

00:09:16.680 Since the moment I saw that footage on Saturday morning, I was like, that... 0.92

00:09:20.420 These guys are so, like, aside from what they did, they're fucking cool. 0.88

00:09:25.080 Let's just be honest with you. 0.76

00:09:26.460 And I sent a picture to the chat.

00:09:29.320 His idea was this. 1.00

00:09:30.260 What cooler ways to kill a bunch of Jews? 1.00

00:09:32.520 Imagine if Hitler was just like, you know what? 1.00

00:09:34.600 We're going to fucking a whole bunch of paraglides and... 0.99

00:09:37.240 And also... 0.99

00:09:38.860 No, no.

00:09:39.200 The best part, the best part, and I sent this in there, is that they have all, like... 1.00

00:09:42.680 From Afghanistan, they have all our shit. 1.00

00:09:44.500 So they have mad drip, too, while they do it. 1.00

00:09:46.840 They're, like, full, like...

00:09:47.760 I mean, they have M4s. 1.00

00:09:49.040 They have, like, balaclavas.

00:09:50.340 They have, like, you know, like, skull masks. 0.98

00:09:52.380 Like, it's so fucking... 0.99

00:09:53.200 Yeah, the dopest balaclavas you've ever seen. 0.99

00:09:55.640 Yeah, it's amazing.

00:09:56.740 And they're, like...

00:09:57.180 And they're, like...

00:09:57.940 Like, with the...

00:09:58.920 Dude, dude.

00:10:00.120 With the gloves.

00:10:00.900 Like, they look...

00:10:01.400 They have mad drip.

00:10:02.320 Dude, one of them was...

00:10:03.540 One of them was...

00:10:03.640 One handed, behind the head.

00:10:06.180 One of them was faceless, like, swooping in with catalytic converters.

00:10:10.460 It was awesome.

00:10:10.820 He posted the green one under your boy, Luke.

00:10:13.400 He posted on Twitter.

00:10:15.760 He was, like, who would make a joke like this about, like, BLM?

00:10:19.860 And I said, literally me.

00:10:21.380 And he just put this top lobster.com.

00:10:25.020 I had to reflect on myself. 1.00

00:10:26.740 I'm, like, am I a piece of shit? 1.00

00:10:28.700 Am I really a piece of shit? 1.00

00:10:30.240 For sure. 1.00

00:10:30.760 But no, this is real.

00:10:31.520 So who cares?

00:10:32.460 You know?

00:10:33.120 No, this is real.

00:10:34.220 So it doesn't really matter.

00:10:35.540 Honestly, at this point, I wouldn't be at least surprised if a week from now you're, 1.00

00:10:38.280 like, oh, it was all bullshit. 0.99

00:10:40.080 Like, even the, like, the hang glider thing's so cool that I just struggled to believe it. 1.00

00:10:44.340 Like, really?

00:10:45.320 We have a rave mill nowhere?

00:10:46.740 It's like a movie scene.

00:10:47.760 Look, it's even more badass than that.

00:10:50.000 Because you gotta keep in mind, these weren't all hang gliders.

00:10:52.460 Many of them, if you've ever been to, any of you guys ever been to Louisiana or the Everglades 0.97

00:10:57.020 and done one of those powerboats with the fucking fan behind you? 0.96

00:10:59.440 I haven't, but I know what you're talking about. 0.99

00:11:00.580 No way.

00:11:01.100 They came in on powerboats, fan powerboats, too?

00:11:03.320 No, it's, no.

00:11:04.000 They're just going to see a gallery.

00:11:06.360 Yes, yes.

00:11:07.280 But with a parachute, bro.

00:11:08.860 That's literally what it was. 0.98

00:11:09.960 It was one of those fucking, those things, giant fan behind you with a parachute, and 0.99

00:11:13.720 that's what they fucking come in. 0.99

00:11:14.900 But they're going, like, probably 10 miles per hour. 0.99

00:11:17.700 Like, it's super slow, right? 0.96

00:11:19.000 So you're just like, like, you're just shooting in the air, just fucking, like, for five and 0.85

00:11:23.380 a half minutes as you, like, slowly get over this, like, one of the most defended borders 0.94

00:11:26.520 on Earth.

00:11:26.980 You know what actually happened?

00:11:27.520 And the girls at the EDM concert are just, like, a, like, a scary movie.

00:11:32.260 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:11:35.260 Guys, guys, guys, imagine you're at this rave. 0.99

00:11:37.180 You're fucking high out of your mind. 0.99

00:11:38.240 You're candy flipping. 1.00

00:11:39.220 You're on acid. 1.00

00:11:39.540 You're fucking rolling. 1.00

00:11:40.660 You look over. 1.00

00:11:41.300 You see these dudes coming over through, you know, parachutes with fucking giant fans behind 0.99

00:11:46.960 them. 0.99

00:11:47.240 You're 100% imagining to yourself that this is a special guest set by fucking Steve Aoki 0.99

00:11:52.840 or something. 0.99

00:11:53.740 There's no way you think these are terrorists. 1.00

00:11:55.840 So you're, like, welcoming to the ground, and you're like, oh, who the fuck is that? 0.99

00:11:59.620 This is going to be incredible. 0.98

00:12:00.500 You're, like, filming it, and they just get off their little device. 0.99

00:12:02.860 They start shooting the fuck out of everybody.

00:12:03.780 I like it even better that they, like, watch Red Dawn, like, the original one, and they 0.97

00:12:08.320 just saw all these Russians parachuting in, and they were, like, let's do that.

00:12:11.620 We don't have any planes, though.

00:12:13.260 Like, they were just, like, what's second best?

00:12:15.440 They were, like, we got these, like, big-ass fans in a parachute.

00:12:18.320 This is cooler than planes.

00:12:19.120 Ahmed, get me my parachute in.

00:12:22.860 I love the idea just thinking of them being briefed by the higher-up Hamases, and they're 0.54

00:12:27.940 just, like, wide-eyed. 0.97

00:12:29.620 And when they're done, they're just, like, let's fucking go. 0.98

00:12:33.780 Imagine this. 0.99

00:12:36.400 Imagine this.

00:12:37.240 Follow me for a second here.

00:12:38.560 You're John the Baptist.

00:12:40.100 You're writing the book of Revelations.

00:12:42.340 This is, in fact, the end time. 0.99

00:12:44.320 You try to describe what you see as a couple of young Palestinian men with a fucking big 1.00

00:12:51.500 fan and a balloon flying over a border attacking Israel, and you're writing this down, and, 1.00

00:12:57.460 like, they had assholes that farted. 1.00

00:13:00.620 Like, how would you imagine this? 1.00

00:13:02.480 It's like a face as, like, a lion.

00:13:04.120 They sounded like a herd of locusts.

00:13:06.760 It's just...

00:13:07.300 It's like the ancient aliens concept, like, how do they describe this?

00:13:11.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:12.220 Like, and it was a dragon with four arms, and he descended forth from the heavens, and you're

00:13:16.320 like...

00:13:17.100 And he was propelled by a giant, roaring blade machine.

00:13:21.620 They killed all the firstborn sons.

00:13:24.420 Yeah, exactly.

00:13:25.840 No, also, I like to think that maybe all this stuff was also left behind in Afghanistan, and

00:13:30.820 they just opened up, like, one of the warehouses and it was just full of these, like, fans, and

00:13:34.180 they were like, I have an idea.

00:13:36.340 Like, they just saw it, and they were like... 0.99

00:13:38.100 It's fucking MacGyver terrorism. 0.99

00:13:40.320 That's what they did. 1.00

00:13:41.860 I think we could say that it's the N times. 0.99

00:13:45.640 Oh.

00:13:47.360 You know what's crazy? 1.00

00:13:49.440 Those fans were definitely, like, U.S. surplus shit, and it's probably some fucking idiot 1.00

00:13:53.540 at a desk. 1.00

00:13:54.140 He was like, instead of ordering, like, clams for dinner, like, we ordered 5,000 fans or 0.95

00:13:59.980 some shit like that.

00:14:00.720 And then all these fans came in, they were like, Derek, who ordered all these fans? 0.99

00:14:04.280 And he was like, I don't know.

00:14:05.140 Just justify it in the budget.

00:14:06.420 It's just hot as balls in Afghanistan, man. 1.00

00:14:08.640 It's just hot as balls in Afghanistan. 0.99

00:14:09.820 They ordered all these fans, and they were like...

00:14:12.000 They're not...

00:14:12.500 The terrorists aren't going to use these. 1.00

00:14:13.560 These fucking towel heads are already used to the heat. 1.00

00:14:16.440 They don't need these, and they were just like... 0.99

00:14:17.680 You see the guy responsible for purchase orders is just, like, sitting there pouring

00:14:21.400 sweat, and he's like, I could have sworn he said fans. 1.00

00:14:24.200 What the fuck? 0.99

00:14:25.860 They wanted fans, like... 1.00

00:14:27.680 They wanted people applauding them, but they fucked up. 0.99

00:14:30.480 That guy's... 0.99

00:14:30.980 He's Employee of the Month right now.

00:14:32.700 Like, it turned out great. 0.99

00:14:33.680 They were like, you're fucking fans. 1.00

00:14:36.420 You got to pretend like you did it on purpose the whole time. 1.00

00:14:39.400 He's like, yes, yes.

00:14:40.100 You're a genius. 1.00

00:14:41.260 I never thought this would work, but fuck. 0.99

00:14:43.120 I'm wondering if these are actually, like, Jewish fans, and they were actually, like, 0.99

00:14:46.460 speed circumcision devices, and they were trying to use it to circumcise all the babies. 0.71

00:14:50.980 So many...

00:14:51.620 But then they wound up beheading the babies instead. 0.91

00:14:54.240 So many circumcision jokes.

00:14:55.140 It's like...

00:14:55.660 It's like a weird, like, six degrees of Kevin Bacon, but he does it with jokes.

00:15:00.000 Like, he, like, he'll, like, go, like, degrees away, but he's like, I'm gonna get there somehow.

00:15:05.320 But somehow his degrees go in reverse.

00:15:07.680 He gets further away from funny.

00:15:09.400 I'm 60 years old.

00:15:09.840 Toad is the female... 1.00

00:15:10.760 Wait up.

00:15:11.080 Toad is the... 1.00

00:15:11.620 Toad is the male version of a female comedian who's always talking about her pussy. 1.00

00:15:15.880 It's just... 1.00

00:15:16.680 Oh, this is so great.

00:15:18.140 You're always talking about your... 1.00

00:15:18.880 But it's just circumcised dicks. 1.00

00:15:20.540 It's fucking crazy. 1.00

00:15:21.500 It's just racist jokes. 1.00

00:15:22.840 But just, like...

00:15:23.480 Although I do, like...

00:15:24.000 I do, like...

00:15:25.320 What did you call the machine?

00:15:26.580 The circumcision, uh...

00:15:28.280 A speed circumcision device? 0.90

00:15:31.000 I like that.

00:15:31.860 I like that as a concept.

00:15:34.140 Maybe we can...

00:15:34.980 He's...

00:15:35.560 He's literally...

00:15:36.440 I'm just...

00:15:36.560 My mind is just going there.

00:15:38.040 Toad is just Martha Bueno if he wasn't hot and it was a dude. 1.00

00:15:41.740 Because he's just like, Jew, uh, circumcised. 1.00

00:15:45.240 Circumcision. 0.94

00:15:45.820 Clearly circumcised. 0.93

00:15:47.440 Wait. 0.98

00:15:47.720 If I wasn't hot, I'd be Martha Bueno. 1.00

00:15:50.320 Imagine playing charades with him.

00:15:51.940 All right. 0.98

00:15:52.480 He's gonna be like, Dick. 1.00

00:15:53.280 Dick. 1.00

00:15:53.520 Big dick. 1.00

00:15:54.780 Smaller dick. 1.00

00:15:55.440 Little dick. 1.00

00:15:56.640 Wait. 1.00

00:15:57.340 Fuck. 1.00

00:15:57.960 Don't. 1.00

00:15:58.180 Wait, is it...

00:15:58.860 You know that, um...

00:15:59.560 It was Elsa from Frozen.

00:16:00.540 Or Mad Libs? 1.00

00:16:01.140 Just penis. 1.00

00:16:02.420 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:16:03.260 You know that game...

00:16:03.920 I'm doing Mad Libs.

00:16:04.840 I need a noun. 1.00

00:16:06.020 He's like, faggot. 1.00

00:16:08.480 You know that game about telestrations? 1.00

00:16:11.120 Dude, I thought that that was just what was the point of the game.

00:16:13.820 Telestrations.

00:16:14.300 Where you get, like, a word and you have to draw the word.

00:16:16.120 And the next person has to guess what that drawing is.

00:16:18.460 And, you know, it goes on like that. 0.98

00:16:19.960 So, and it always winds up being dicks. 0.85

00:16:21.600 Or is that just because I'm playing the game? 0.94

00:16:23.440 I think it's just because you...

00:16:24.620 Not everything. 0.99

00:16:26.520 I've never gotten a dick in, like, fucking charades or telestrations or anything. 0.99

00:16:31.360 Dude, I played that game in the office. 1.00

00:16:33.400 You know where I've gotten a dick? 1.00

00:16:35.300 You know where I've gotten a dick, Cole? 1.00

00:16:37.400 In your ass? 1.00

00:16:37.880 In my DMs. 1.00

00:16:38.540 From your cousin?

00:16:39.360 In my DMs. 1.00

00:16:39.820 What, you got a dick? 1.00

00:16:41.280 After that. 1.00

00:16:41.620 We have a new dick? 1.00

00:16:43.060 We actually do have a new dick. 1.00

00:16:45.300 We have a new dick to rate. 1.00

00:16:48.320 Oh, that's right. 0.99

00:16:49.000 But real quick, I want to go back to Mad Libs because I want to give Cole a pro tip.

00:16:52.720 I know you got a little guy. 1.00

00:16:53.880 In, like, a couple years, Mad Libs are the shit. 0.99

00:16:57.460 Like, literally, it's the easy... 1.00

00:16:58.920 You literally just play it like your toad, but with, like, childish words like poop. 0.94

00:17:01.760 Yeah. 0.95

00:17:02.460 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:03.440 And then they're, like, two or three, they'll be, like, and when it's all poop or weenie

00:17:07.380 or whatever.

00:17:07.560 No, dude, I did that when I was a kid. 1.00

00:17:08.960 They would love that shit. 1.00

00:17:09.440 I did that when I was a kid. 1.00

00:17:10.400 I thought it was amazing because it's just...

00:17:12.540 They're still funny.

00:17:13.240 They are funny now.

00:17:14.360 If you kind of play like Toad does, they can't even be funny.

00:17:17.440 I'm going to talk to the audience right now real quick. 0.98

00:17:19.380 Poop and butt. 0.99

00:17:19.900 Hold on. 1.00

00:17:20.460 Back to dick. 1.00

00:17:21.820 Let's go back a couple of weeks. 0.99

00:17:23.900 Everybody's at my house, right?

00:17:25.360 We're all chilling.

00:17:26.020 We're having a great time.

00:17:26.780 We're ready to leave.

00:17:27.880 Oh, no, no, no.

00:17:28.480 All I remember is a bed, but go ahead. 1.00

00:17:31.820 Bed and asshole. 1.00

00:17:34.400 This is what Cole was telling my son the entire weekend. 1.00

00:17:36.960 He's, like, what's up? 0.89

00:17:38.060 And my son would be, like, and then he'd be, like, I'm going to poop in your eyes. 0.61

00:17:42.220 And then my son goes, I'm going to poop in your nose. 0.88

00:17:44.660 And he goes, I'm going to poop in your ears. 0.94

00:17:46.740 And now my son can't stop doing this. 0.85

00:17:49.680 He comes up to me and goes, Daddy, come here. 0.97

00:17:52.760 I'm going to pee in your eyes. 0.65

00:17:54.340 And I'm, like, that's not funny anymore.

00:17:55.940 This was weeks ago.

00:17:56.780 He's, like, yeah, no, no. 1.00

00:17:57.680 I'm going to shit in your throat, Dad. 1.00

00:17:59.300 And he's, like, he's telling me this constantly. 1.00

00:18:01.140 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:18:01.900 I'm, like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:18:03.560 Dude, it's funny for a while. 0.99

00:18:05.060 But, dude, my 10-year-old will still come to me, like, Dad, Dad, guess what?

00:18:07.980 And be, like, what? 0.97

00:18:09.280 Chicken butt. 1.00

00:18:09.920 I'm, like, fuck. 1.00

00:18:11.360 It's not funny anymore. 0.99

00:18:13.460 Not five years ago.

00:18:14.900 By the way, I do this to every kid I'm around.

00:18:17.580 We went to a banana pudding festival this weekend.

00:18:20.780 And, like, one of our friends brought.

00:18:25.120 How many different ways can you make banana pudding?

00:18:28.620 How is that a thing?

00:18:30.000 Dude, and honestly, this was.

00:18:31.380 It was. 0.99

00:18:32.920 Dude, I fucking. 0.99

00:18:34.400 It was the worst festival I've ever been to. 1.00

00:18:36.300 I'm telling you.

00:18:36.720 I could go into it.

00:18:37.840 It was terrible.

00:18:38.380 Now they gave it away.

00:18:39.680 Was there anyone there not white? 0.75

00:18:42.620 Because that seems like the whitest event imaginable.

00:18:44.440 Oh, let's try to think about that.

00:18:45.740 Like, no, only banana pudding.

00:18:48.520 Dude, what's funny, it was, like, all the banana pudding. 0.98

00:18:50.500 Like, because the best banana pudding is made by black women. 1.00

00:18:53.420 Like, soul catches them. 0.96

00:18:54.700 So, it was.

00:18:55.460 But it was none of that.

00:18:56.100 It was all, like.

00:18:57.040 It was, like, the Relay for Life made some banana pudding.

00:18:59.540 It was, like, your local Mormon church made some.

00:19:02.100 I was just going to say. 1.00

00:19:03.020 It sounds like a fucking Mormon retreat. 1.00

00:19:04.860 Like, that's what they would do. 1.00

00:19:05.760 It sounds like where you go to get A's.

00:19:08.020 I'm picturing, like, a huge vat of, like, banana pudding and everything.

00:19:11.420 No, no, no.

00:19:12.080 Dude, this.

00:19:12.540 No.

00:19:13.200 Honestly.

00:19:13.640 I'm going to go over this.

00:19:14.340 Because this actually did really piss me off.

00:19:16.640 We drove two hours.

00:19:17.540 This is something.

00:19:18.200 Elizabeth wanted to go do this. 0.96

00:19:19.320 And I was, like, honestly.

00:19:20.300 I like banana pudding.

00:19:21.360 And I'm thinking.

00:19:22.080 Whenever you hear, like, a festival.

00:19:23.000 I just want to take a moment to note that Cole has literally never started a story by saying he was pissed off by anything.

00:19:30.160 Oh, this legitimately pissed me off. 0.99

00:19:32.000 Clint, you fucked it up. 0.99

00:19:32.920 Go ahead, Cole. 0.99

00:19:34.260 No.

00:19:34.560 Okay.

00:19:34.840 I heard the music.

00:19:35.620 Yes, I understand.

00:19:36.760 But, okay. 1.00

00:19:37.120 Fucking Clint. 1.00

00:19:37.340 Elizabeth said, okay. 0.99

00:19:38.100 When you hear, like, a festival for food or something.

00:19:41.020 You're expecting to get, like.

00:19:42.080 If you've heard, like, beef jerky festival.

00:19:43.340 You're thinking, like, multiple vendors.

00:19:45.700 They all beef jerky.

00:19:46.500 You go in.

00:19:47.040 You taste all of it.

00:19:48.300 And it's, like, delicious.

00:19:49.500 We get there.

00:19:50.400 Well, for one, it's two hours away.

00:19:52.000 So, I drive two hours.

00:19:53.740 And then we wait in line for an hour and a half.

00:19:57.240 In line.

00:19:58.080 For a banana pudding festival.

00:19:59.860 And the women were like, let's just leave. 1.00

00:20:02.080 Go back. 1.00

00:20:02.420 And they're like, fuck no. 0.99

00:20:03.160 We're going to this thing. 0.99

00:20:04.240 It's an hour.

00:20:04.980 You're already in here.

00:20:05.840 I'm already here.

00:20:07.040 I'm having the banana pudding game.

00:20:07.860 I'll wait three hours in line. 1.00

00:20:09.020 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:20:10.060 Like, until I get in there. 0.99

00:20:11.800 We get in there.

00:20:13.540 Eight banana puddings.

00:20:14.860 That's it.

00:20:15.820 And you have to pay.

00:20:17.080 You pay to get in the festival.

00:20:18.940 You then pay again to try the banana puddings.

00:20:21.820 Yeah.

00:20:21.960 They give you, like, a cup that's about this big for each one.

00:20:25.760 I can't stop playing the sad song.

00:20:28.820 It's just the story gets more and more fun.

00:20:31.000 And then they just have, like, you know, like, if you ever go to, like, a county fair, like, the booze.

00:20:37.540 I'm telling you, it was, in my head, and there was thousands of people there.

00:20:42.660 I'm not lying.

00:20:43.720 Thousands.

00:20:44.280 For eight banana pudding stands, there was thousands of people?

00:20:47.860 Thousands, dude.

00:20:48.680 I'm telling you.

00:20:49.340 It took an hour and a half in our car to drive from the entrance.

00:20:53.320 Dude, I'm almost certain that you stepped into a portal to hell.

00:20:56.680 There's no way this was on the floor.

00:20:57.760 Well, the banana pudding was actually, uh, I'm still stuck that you drove two hours for banana pudding. 0.99

00:21:03.080 Like, even when I was single, like, two hours for pussy was when I was like, I don't know. 0.99

00:21:08.380 That was literally, like, the limit. 0.99

00:21:10.540 Two hour drive. 0.99

00:21:12.000 Well, almost, because the banana pudding was actually created in the pussies of Lizzo's dancers. 0.99

00:21:18.220 That's where it came from. 0.99

00:21:19.700 Okay, okay, good call.

00:21:21.060 I actually like it.

00:21:21.460 I like it.

00:21:21.900 That was a callback.

00:21:23.320 I wanted to hate it, but I still kind of enjoyed it.

00:21:27.020 No, dude, I...

00:21:28.140 I feel like there's a way he could have presented it to be, like, a banger, but, like, I don't

00:21:32.280 know.

00:21:32.540 I don't know how you're going to do it.

00:21:33.420 You have such a bad track record, dude.

00:21:35.400 No, but seriously, you just think it's going to be bad, and then it...

00:21:38.560 Yeah, no, had we never spoken to you before, like, that could have been really good.

00:21:41.640 So we get there, I'm starving. 0.97

00:21:43.120 If he was a guest, we would have been like, yo, fucking banana pudding, and you get three 0.99

00:21:47.680 shots of banana pudding. 0.99

00:21:49.820 Like, if Dan Soto was on here, and he just said that, my mind would have fucking exploded. 0.82

00:21:53.880 It was that good, but... 0.96

00:21:56.700 Toad with a banger! 0.99

00:21:57.520 Yeah, toad with a fucking banger before. 1.00

00:22:00.200 It's crazy. 0.99

00:22:00.900 So I get there, we're all starving, but the only thing they have to eat is, like, you know

00:22:04.860 those, like, county fair? 0.99

00:22:06.320 Like, they're selling, like, corn dogs and, like, fucking... 0.99

00:22:11.340 Turkey legs? 1.00

00:22:12.980 Yeah, like, things that they just fry right there, it's the cheapest shit possible. 1.00

00:22:16.980 That's all they had to eat, and I was like, fucking hell. 0.99

00:22:18.940 So I buy that, and then the best part of this, though, is we go to the Banana Pudding Festival 0.99

00:22:23.480 two hours away in Tennessee, and we go down through...

00:22:26.460 They have vendors there as well, you know, the stills just start drinking.

00:22:28.920 Every time he says it...

00:22:29.800 I know, like, it makes me mad.

00:22:31.680 I was mad!

00:22:32.960 I'm mad that you did it!

00:22:34.880 Well, why'd you do it?

00:22:36.320 Because I was...

00:22:37.120 Hey, Cole, can I come over Saturday?

00:22:38.700 And I was like...

00:22:40.060 Yeah, I took all Saturdays.

00:22:40.660 I was going to go to the Banana Pudding Festival two hours away to have a variety of banana

00:22:47.300 puddings.

00:22:47.640 It was the National Banana Pudding Festival.

00:22:50.000 I'm thinking there was going to be banana pudding from all over the United States.

00:22:54.060 I'm going to be just eating...

00:22:55.900 Wait, let me ask you a question.

00:22:57.340 If you put, like, strawberry in banana pudding, is it no longer banana pudding?

00:23:02.020 Like, are they allowed to do that?

00:23:03.780 Yeah, do they put chocolate in there? 0.99

00:23:05.760 Do they make, like, garlic banana pudding in all sorts of weird shit? 0.98

00:23:09.360 That's what I wish it was. 0.99

00:23:10.440 I wish it was just a hundred vendors making banana pudding all different crazy types. 0.99

00:23:15.760 Like, we have fire chip banana pudding where it's, like, taste test type shit, you know? 0.97

00:23:21.040 Like a grilled cheese food truck where it's, like, five, like, six hundred ways. 0.94

00:23:24.100 Out of the eight, there was, like, three of them that were at least, like, different

00:23:28.800 versions of banana pudding.

00:23:29.720 Like, all of them were, like, banana pudding.

00:23:31.380 These were, like, hey, here's chocolate banana pudding.

00:23:33.640 The best part, the best part, though, that made me laugh when I saw it.

00:23:40.860 So I go to this festival.

00:23:42.380 I'm walking around the vendors.

00:23:43.300 You know, these are just people that are just selling their trinkets. 1.00

00:23:45.600 Like, it'll be those stupid people that, uh... 1.00

00:23:47.800 The people that, like, sell, like, the, uh... 1.00

00:23:49.640 Oh, banana, banana pudding trinkets. 0.99

00:23:51.200 No, no, it's not even banana pudding shit. 0.99

00:23:52.800 It's just, you know how the, uh, the gutter guard people, and there's, like, three of 0.99

00:23:57.180 those different...

00:23:58.140 You know what I'm talking about?

00:23:59.120 Where they're, like, trying to sell you something to put on top of your gutters to keep leaves

00:24:02.960 out?

00:24:03.280 No.

00:24:03.720 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:24:04.920 Yeah, there are, like, every, like, county fair, at every festival, these fuckers are 1.00

00:24:08.560 there. 1.00

00:24:08.940 I don't know how they make money.

00:24:10.820 It's just some old boomers. 1.00

00:24:11.960 But the best part, I get to the end, it's literally at the end of all the vendors, there's

00:24:16.260 the Tennessee Libertarian Party, and it's one dude, and I'm like, I'm not talking

00:24:20.420 to that guy.

00:24:21.200 I swear to God.

00:24:22.700 You drove to Tennessee for this?

00:24:26.700 Yeah.

00:24:27.200 You crossed state lines?

00:24:28.620 I crossed state lines.

00:24:29.620 Hey, hey, hey, real talk, the whole time you're telling this story, I'm thinking to myself,

00:24:33.440 like, what if, like, what if you did this on your own, right, and Liz was at home, and,

00:24:38.060 like, someone broke into your house, and they killed her, and you had, and you were being

00:24:41.980 interviewed by the detective, like, the homicide detective, and you had to say, no, what's

00:24:48.360 your alibi?

00:24:48.760 And you go, you know, I was, I was in Tennessee for a banana pudding festival.

00:24:53.680 He'd be like, he'd be like, cuff him.

00:24:56.020 Cuff him. 0.63

00:24:56.640 You would get songified by the Gregory Brothers.

00:24:59.560 Can anybody corroborate this?

00:25:01.120 Yeah, this one libertarian guy.

00:25:02.780 I didn't, I didn't talk to him, though, so. 1.00

00:25:06.740 He's like, oh, shit, he's got a record, fucking, showing his dick to minors. 1.00

00:25:12.280 Not a reliable witness. 1.00

00:25:13.760 We don't want to know what he thought the banana pudding actually was.

00:25:18.600 Dude, I, by the way, anytime you see a libertarian, like, party or anything like that, do you

00:25:24.800 think, oh, they might know me?

00:25:26.580 Like, I'm even, I feel like I'm at that level, sort of at that level. 1.00

00:25:30.360 Well, but, like, at the same time, I'm like, these people just may be faggots. 1.00

00:25:34.180 They might, like, they don't have to go with me, like, you know Dave Smith? 0.99

00:25:37.160 Like, I'm kind of, like, close with him.

00:25:39.620 You just gotta walk up and drop a racial slur and see if they, like, laugh or if they go,

00:25:44.440 like, ugh.

00:25:45.220 Then you know.

00:25:45.600 Here's how I know.

00:25:46.280 Here's how I know that they'll know you.

00:25:47.960 Because we were at the Dave Smith thing.

00:25:50.560 The, yeah, you were there too, Jose.

00:25:52.660 Most of the people in there knew me.

00:25:54.520 It was weird.

00:25:55.560 It was weird.

00:25:55.740 Felt like a celebrity.

00:25:56.720 I kind of did.

00:25:57.560 I understand.

00:25:58.520 Like, I heard recently they were talking about Allegiant Skanks.

00:26:01.480 They were talking about, like, the, you know, Skank Fest and how it is with all these people

00:26:04.520 trying to talk to them and being exhausting.

00:26:06.300 I got that.

00:26:07.320 Like, it was weird.

00:26:08.440 We were being swarmed by people talking to us.

00:26:10.480 And it's like, yeah, I appreciate it.

00:26:11.920 That's nice.

00:26:12.340 You know.

00:26:12.680 But it's like, I don't know.

00:26:13.680 Especially you guys know I'm kind of a weird social person in that sense.

00:26:16.840 Kind of social anxiety slightly.

00:26:18.420 I'm just not, like, a people person in that way. 0.96

00:26:20.140 And it's like, all these people talking, you're like, just leave me the fuck alone. 0.67

00:26:24.620 You're like, I don't know. 0.97

00:26:25.300 You like the tension, but you don't.

00:26:27.020 Yeah.

00:26:27.280 Bill Cosby.

00:26:28.080 The Libertarian Party. 0.99

00:26:29.600 Aren't you the butthole guy? 0.98

00:26:30.800 But that happened to me at Allegiant of Skanks live. 0.99

00:26:33.840 This one guy came up to me and said, aren't you the threesome guy?

00:26:37.240 Oh, that's amazing. 0.99

00:26:39.700 It's like, you're the dude who jerked off, right? 1.00

00:26:43.040 No, you should have just lied in bed like, no, I'm the guy that was fucking. 1.00

00:26:46.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:46.880 The other homo was jerking off in the corner. 1.00

00:26:49.180 I'm the threesome guy. 1.00

00:26:49.940 He made me change the story because he wanted me to tell everyone I fucked his wife. 0.99

00:26:57.460 Yo, Toad, you should tell people that. 1.00

00:26:59.400 Just lie.

00:27:00.000 Just lie. 0.99

00:27:00.580 He would still fuck up that story, too. 0.93

00:27:03.500 Yeah, I left my wife at home. 0.97

00:27:04.580 I left my wife at home today. 0.99

00:27:05.020 The problem is, since he doesn't know anything about the woman vagina or sex itself, he would 1.00

00:27:09.680 just fuck up the thing. 1.00

00:27:10.440 He'd be like, I was straight up in her belly and shit. 1.00

00:27:14.740 Like, they were like, what? 0.99

00:27:18.240 He's supposed to say he was in her guts and he was like, I was in her belly.

00:27:20.740 Oh, my God.

00:27:21.420 I know you're not paying attention, Top, but when you watch this later, Red Hair Libertarian 0.85

00:27:25.840 just gave a good idea.

00:27:27.220 Not only the dead baby's hat, but a threesome guy shirt.

00:27:30.880 Be like, the threesome guy.

00:27:32.380 There you go.

00:27:33.300 There you go.

00:27:34.080 Timestamp it.

00:27:34.940 27-34, Top.

00:27:36.300 There you go.

00:27:36.540 Dude, that's actually a shirt that a lot of guys would rock.

00:27:39.600 It just says, aren't you the threesome guy?

00:27:41.800 Or what about I'm the threesome guy?

00:27:45.460 I'm the threesome guy.

00:27:46.300 Oh, yeah.

00:27:46.620 I'm the threesome guy.

00:27:47.280 What about I'm a threesome guy?

00:27:49.060 No, no, no, no.

00:27:49.780 It's I'm the.

00:27:50.980 I'm the threesome guy.

00:27:52.760 All right.

00:27:53.000 Yeah.

00:27:53.320 You don't understand because you've never had one, but it's important that you are the

00:27:56.420 threesome guy.

00:27:56.920 You can.

00:27:57.800 I'm the only one. 0.97

00:27:58.840 A threesome guy could be, I feel like that's kind of gay, honestly. 0.99

00:28:03.020 Yeah, it is gay. 0.87

00:28:03.360 If it's like, I'm a threesome guy. 0.68

00:28:05.080 No, no. 0.99

00:28:05.480 Super gay. 1.00

00:28:06.220 Yeah, super gay. 1.00

00:28:06.800 You're never having a threesome if you were that. 1.00

00:28:08.300 But if you are the threesome guy, that's your fucking thing. 0.99

00:28:11.120 And also, if you're the threesome guy, it's male, female, female. 0.99

00:28:14.820 I feel like if you're a threesome guy, it could be either all males or all male, male,

00:28:19.060 female.

00:28:19.600 It's devil's threesome all day. 0.89

00:28:20.500 You might as well just say I'm Lucky Pierre.

00:28:22.560 All right.

00:28:22.740 Well, we need to get into mailbags, but I have one final question for Cole digging into his

00:28:26.700 story.

00:28:27.380 I'm curious, like, how you even got there.

00:28:29.360 I have a feeling.

00:28:30.640 Did you?

00:28:31.240 I'm going to ask you this, and I don't even know if you'll know this because you are kind 0.99

00:28:34.540 of the retard who could be easily manipulated and not even know it. 0.98

00:28:36.900 Were you manipulated by Liz into this? 0.97

00:28:39.540 Was this just kind of like a – she kind of lightly grazed your chest, kind of got to

00:28:42.760 be like, honey, there's a festival.

00:28:44.000 Yeah.

00:28:44.520 How did you hear about this?

00:28:45.780 I want to know.

00:28:46.300 So it was Elizabeth.

00:28:47.540 She found it on Facebook.

00:28:49.280 And so she tells me – and so she tells me –

00:28:51.820 You're going to events that your wife finds on Facebook?

00:28:54.220 Have you lost all testosterone?

00:28:55.900 Listen.

00:28:56.160 That works.

00:28:56.440 She loves banana pudding.

00:28:57.380 I love banana pudding.

00:28:58.140 All right?

00:28:58.680 And so in my head, I'm thinking –

00:29:00.560 This is how she talks into it.

00:29:01.480 Honey, you like banana pudding.

00:29:03.020 I like banana pudding.

00:29:03.780 You're like, yeah, you're right.

00:29:05.240 Go to the local diner.

00:29:06.660 Don't go to Tennessee.

00:29:08.420 Jose, here's the thing.

00:29:09.620 When your wife goes like, hey, this one weekend we're going to go with some friends

00:29:13.620 up to a banana pudding festival.

00:29:15.540 And I go, okay, whatever.

00:29:17.300 I'm fine.

00:29:18.480 Sure.

00:29:19.280 Sounds good.

00:29:20.240 But the funny thing was a week before, she was like, do you really want to go to this?

00:29:25.040 And I'm thinking like – and she says – she puts this back on me because I did say,

00:29:30.040 yes, I would like to – I like banana pudding.

00:29:32.060 So yeah, sure.

00:29:32.680 I'll still go.

00:29:33.240 So I never asked how far away it was.

00:29:36.120 I was thinking it was 30 minutes away, not two hours away.

00:29:40.960 Wouldn't that be like the first question you'd ask?

00:29:42.660 Yeah.

00:29:42.940 Yeah.

00:29:43.100 Where is it?

00:29:44.220 So I can tell you've been married all that long.

00:29:46.140 It's a huge factor.

00:29:46.580 You'll figure it out as you go.

00:29:47.860 I don't think you could pay me enough to go to a banana pudding festival. 1.00

00:29:51.760 I'd just be like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:29:53.880 What would you go to? 0.99

00:29:54.620 Like if there was a food festival?

00:29:56.580 I'd go to a Hamas EDM festival for sure. 1.00

00:30:00.960 He said food.

00:30:02.340 Yeah.

00:30:02.660 What food festival?

00:30:03.240 I went to –

00:30:03.880 I went to –

00:30:04.880 Ribs. 0.52

00:30:06.380 Ribs. 0.52

00:30:06.880 Some sort of barbecue for sure.

00:30:08.140 A barbecue festival would be really nice.

00:30:10.080 Yeah.

00:30:10.660 But if you got to the barbecue –

00:30:11.540 I don't even really like banana pudding.

00:30:13.680 So like it's just so whatever.

00:30:15.800 It's weird.

00:30:16.740 It's definitely weird.

00:30:18.220 The only thing I wish I could have gotten, they were giving away –

00:30:21.380 and I thought this hat was really cool.

00:30:22.980 It was the Nilla Wafers company, and they just had a hat that said Nilla.

00:30:27.840 And I was like, actually, that's kind of cool.

00:30:29.640 I was like, that's kind of a really cool hat.

00:30:32.120 And I really wanted –

00:30:32.980 And they were giving away for free.

00:30:34.000 Dude.

00:30:34.500 Yeah.

00:30:34.760 What's up, my Nilla?

00:30:35.820 That's a great shirt.

00:30:36.540 Dude, and it was a red hat, and it just said Nilla on it.

00:30:39.660 And I was like, that's a dope hat.

00:30:41.100 And it was just like, do you like that hat? 1.00

00:30:42.500 And I was like, yeah, it's a fucking dope hat. 1.00

00:30:44.560 And they were giving away for free. 0.99

00:30:45.460 You should have got one and just like gone to the hood of Tennessee 0.97

00:30:48.360 and just seen how people react.

00:30:51.520 How is that not a slur for a white person? 0.91

00:30:54.100 Nilla. 0.69

00:30:54.600 What's up, Nilla?

00:30:55.900 I do got to say that –

00:30:56.860 Oh, dude, that's a great point.

00:30:58.520 I think she pulled a master class of manipulation on you. 0.99

00:31:00.980 Even that move of like, do you really want to go?

00:31:03.720 I think that was her because I know the man mind.

00:31:06.060 I am a man.

00:31:06.760 Once you've already been like, we're doing this,

00:31:08.860 you somewhat kind of commit you've accepted this reality.

00:31:12.100 So she, to get you even further implanted in this reality,

00:31:15.120 she goes, do you even really want to go?

00:31:16.180 And you go, yeah, I want to go.

00:31:17.940 We already saw how we're going.

00:31:18.840 And so now you're like –

00:31:20.040 Yes, and now it's on me.

00:31:21.640 Yes, it's on you.

00:31:22.820 Yes, and we got there, and we're sitting, and we're an hour in.

00:31:26.340 She's like, she needs to pee. 0.99

00:31:27.800 The other girl needs to pee. 1.00

00:31:29.280 Her little sister needs to pee. 1.00

00:31:31.240 And I'm like –

00:31:31.960 Now it's your idea.

00:31:33.020 And now it's my idea.

00:31:34.360 She was like, well, you wanted to come.

00:31:36.040 Why did you want to –

00:31:36.540 Like, we can turn around right now.

00:31:38.160 I don't want to be here. 1.00

00:31:38.800 And I'm like, fuck. 0.99

00:31:39.900 Now I'm like – 1.00

00:31:41.280 Now it was like sunk cost fallacy.

00:31:42.800 I'm an hour in. 1.00

00:31:43.760 I'm like, no, we're fucking going to this shit. 1.00

00:31:45.520 I don't care. 1.00

00:31:47.040 Like, it was wild.

00:31:48.660 I have a confession to make, guys.

00:31:51.060 So a few weeks ago, the same thing happened to me.

00:31:54.680 I didn't want to go to this place.

00:31:56.440 You went to a pudding festival?

00:31:58.540 No.

00:31:59.000 We went to an alternative medicine doctor.

00:32:01.240 Drove for two hours to Jacksonville.

00:32:03.120 Of course you did.

00:32:03.700 Did I tell you about this, Cole?

00:32:05.120 No.

00:32:05.820 Did I tell you about this?

00:32:06.460 Oh, my God.

00:32:07.360 Is this like the thing from Seinfeld?

00:32:09.440 Is it like the episode from Seinfeld?

00:32:11.440 The heart attack guy.

00:32:13.000 It was a frequency –

00:32:14.480 It was very too much dairy.

00:32:16.900 It was a frequency medicine doctor.

00:32:19.260 Oh, my God.

00:32:20.560 They played the aboriginal music to you?

00:32:23.700 I should, right?

00:32:24.600 We played –

00:32:25.000 Jose trying to segue to the mailbag.

00:32:27.500 Speaking of mailbag.

00:32:29.620 No, no. 1.00

00:32:30.440 Listen to this shit, though. 1.00

00:32:31.300 Top's got to finish the story, though. 1.00

00:32:32.560 Yeah.

00:32:33.120 We go to this frequency medicine doctor, and I'm like –

00:32:35.760 My wife's like, just give it a shot. 1.00

00:32:37.160 We'll see what it is.

00:32:38.600 And I'm like, all right.

00:32:39.780 So for two hours, I'm kind of like, what is this going to be?

00:32:42.320 What are we doing?

00:32:43.380 It's like tuning forks.

00:32:44.740 They bang it.

00:32:45.000 He's in a sound booth doing an audio test.

00:32:47.760 It wasn't true.

00:32:48.640 Do not drive to Jacksonville.

00:32:50.260 Ever.

00:32:50.680 I'll never go there.

00:32:51.980 Ever.

00:32:52.740 If it was like –

00:32:54.880 If she had instruments, it would be one thing.

00:32:57.460 She didn't have a tuning fork or anything.

00:32:59.540 She was going like this.

00:33:02.240 I swear to God.

00:33:02.820 She asked my daughter.

00:33:04.500 She says, so when you hear the word, I don't know, book, how does that make you feel?

00:33:10.800 And then she goes like this.

00:33:12.380 And she goes, uh-huh.

00:33:15.140 And she goes, uh-huh.

00:33:15.980 So she's resonating with, you know, whatever.

00:33:20.800 And I was like – I looked at my wife. 0.99

00:33:22.940 I was like, what the fuck is going on right now? 0.99

00:33:24.860 Then she took a magnet and she rubbed it down my son's back, right? 0.99

00:33:28.680 She said, like, uh, stress.

00:33:30.720 And she rubbed it down his back.

00:33:32.780 And I looked at her and I said –

00:33:34.840 Tree fitty. 0.77

00:33:36.320 I said, what are we doing here?

00:33:38.860 And she goes, this is the emotion code.

00:33:40.480 And I was like, okay, what is that?

00:33:42.160 And she said –

00:33:42.500 For sure she had dreadlocks. 0.95

00:33:43.720 The emotion code.

00:33:44.520 No, she was just some white lady that was all pregnant. 1.00

00:33:47.080 It was the most bizarre thing.

00:33:48.740 And I asked her.

00:33:49.980 I was like, yeah, yeah, I understand that. 0.99

00:33:51.780 But what the fuck are you doing with the magnet? 0.98

00:33:55.140 And then she, like, just started talking to my wife as if I wasn't there. 0.99

00:33:57.820 I was like, this is the most bizarre thing that's ever happened to me.

00:34:00.480 Was this Marianne Williamson? 0.99

00:34:02.940 No, I don't even know this bitch's name. 1.00

00:34:04.260 It sounds like you're dealing with, like, some Satanist. 1.00

00:34:07.120 Some, like, low-key Satanist.

00:34:08.500 She looked straight at you and said, I see dead people. 1.00

00:34:10.300 And Top's like, am I fucking dead? 0.99

00:34:13.920 Wait, am I the only one here that's still alive? 0.99

00:34:16.780 I drove here.

00:34:19.780 Yeah, dude.

00:34:20.260 You hear, like, in the background, like, there was a crash on 995 today.

00:34:24.020 And too many people, like, a whole family of five died.

00:34:27.720 But here's the thing.

00:34:28.860 So here's the crazy part.

00:34:30.200 I was like – we left and I was, like, with my wife. 0.99

00:34:32.160 I was like, I don't know what the fuck just happened. 0.95

00:34:34.260 And she was like, that was, you know, okay, that was a little strange. 0.99

00:34:36.720 And I was like, I didn't like that.

00:34:38.160 We went and looked up – I looked up frequency medicine doctors.

00:34:41.080 Apparently, this is common. 0.99

00:34:42.820 They do this kind of shit, like, everywhere. 1.00

00:34:44.780 And mad people go there. 1.00

00:34:46.480 I'm like –

00:34:46.600 Yeah, they just swindle people. 1.00

00:34:48.280 Like, these are just, like –

00:34:49.360 This lady had a waiting list for months to see her. 1.00

00:34:55.220 Yeah, and it's, like, all she does is, like – 0.99

00:34:56.960 Yeah, I'm like, what's going on here? 0.98

00:34:57.700 She's like, what's a crystal in your butthole? 1.00

00:34:59.220 I need to make some extra money. 0.99

00:35:00.860 Just start – just do –

00:35:01.620 You remember when you were a kid, you did the dot, dot, line, lines,

00:35:03.700 but, like, the whole thing they do, the shiveries thing?

00:35:05.420 Just do that, but don't say the words, you know? 1.00

00:35:07.540 Just to fuck with them. 1.00

00:35:09.740 And they feel a shiver. 1.00

00:35:10.760 You'd be like, that'll be $500, please.

00:35:13.400 That's it.

00:35:13.820 Jose, you already have –

00:35:16.460 No, Jose, you have a great, like, in for this. 0.99

00:35:19.460 You use your, like, fucking weird cats. 0.99

00:35:22.080 And you just be like, oh, dude, you just bring – 1.00

00:35:23.520 You bring a, like, weird fucking ugly cat in there, 0.99

00:35:26.040 and you just, like, start, like, let them walk. 0.99

00:35:28.640 Dude, I just realized –

00:35:30.080 How much did you spend, Tom?

00:35:31.060 Tell us how much you spent.

00:35:32.400 I have no idea.

00:35:33.240 Accept insurance.

00:35:34.400 No. 0.99

00:35:35.420 No fucking way they accept insurance. 0.99

00:35:38.300 I just realized – 0.99

00:35:39.040 Honestly, I think it was, like, $200 a person or something like that. 1.00

00:35:42.460 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:35:42.760 And your whole family got, like, fucking checked out? 1.00

00:35:46.380 Just my kids. 0.99

00:35:47.320 I was like –

00:35:47.640 Okay, I was about to say.

00:35:48.740 Well, now that I'm destitute and I'm a poor because my assets have been seized,

00:35:52.940 I found my new line of work already.

00:35:55.140 Oh, yeah, what happened to you, Toad?

00:35:56.340 Do we want to know the story, guys?

00:35:57.600 No, I do, actually, but before we do that,

00:35:59.740 I need to inform Lainey that you're going to need to clip this segment, 0.99

00:36:03.300 and here we go.

00:36:04.200 You guys ready?

00:36:05.540 What's Gucci, my nilla?

00:36:07.120 What's Louie, my killer?

00:36:08.620 What drugs, my dealer?

00:36:09.940 What's that jacket, Margiela?

00:36:11.260 Doctors say I'm the illest because I'm suffering from realness.

00:36:14.140 Got my nillas in Paris, and they go on gorillas.

00:36:16.780 Ha! 0.89

00:36:17.840 All right, that's all.

00:36:18.500 Go ahead. 1.00

00:36:18.800 All right, fuck yeah. 1.00

00:36:19.540 Nilla. 1.00

00:36:19.800 I just want to start the nillas thing because it'll be fucking great. 0.95

00:36:22.400 Nilla, dude, I didn't get the hat. 0.93

00:36:24.440 I was so upset. 0.99

00:36:25.240 They were giving them free at the door when you paid $10 to try the eight fucking – 0.99

00:36:27.880 Why didn't you get the hat? 0.99

00:36:29.240 No, like I said –

00:36:30.140 You drove two hours.

00:36:31.540 You don't get the nilla hat?

00:36:32.900 No, no, no.

00:36:33.140 No, listen, listen.

00:36:34.360 So, you know how I said you pay $10 to get in the festival?

00:36:38.040 We paid $10 to get in.

00:36:39.640 I don't know why we paid everything in there.

00:36:41.280 You also had to pay again. 1.00

00:36:42.440 I was like, this is bullshit. 0.99

00:36:43.680 So, we paid $10 per person to get in. 0.99

00:36:46.020 And then we get up – and I was talking to Elizabeth.

00:36:48.380 I was like, oh, that must be like this whole like try all the banana pudding is free.

00:36:52.620 Get up there.

00:36:53.060 Nope, $10 a person again.

00:36:54.420 And at the door to get in there, they had the free nilla hats, but they ran out by the time I got there.

00:37:00.760 So, I was like, I came here.

00:37:02.860 I didn't get a free nilla hat.

00:37:04.620 And then people all over the place have these nilla hats.

00:37:07.260 And I kept asking. 1.00

00:37:07.840 I was like, where did you get the fucking hat? 1.00

00:37:09.340 I was like, where can I – I'll buy this hat. 1.00

00:37:11.920 Was this place packed like fucking Disneyland or something? 0.99

00:37:15.500 Packed. 1.00

00:37:16.640 That's so crazy.

00:37:17.600 Dude, I'm telling you.

00:37:20.160 Dude, I told you it was an hour and a half.

00:37:21.920 Wait, the lines.

00:37:23.080 It was just a line of cars for like – it was about a mile from getting off the road to the entrance.

00:37:29.100 Dude, I remember when I was trying to decide where to move when I was leaving California and people were like, you know, Texas, Tennessee, Florida. 0.99

00:37:37.600 Like, after this story, I'm so glad I didn't choose Tennessee because if like – if thousands of people turn out for fucking banana pudding conventions, that place sucks. 0.91

00:37:46.100 They had a map of where people were coming from the United States. 0.98

00:37:49.260 And they had people all over the United States come to this thing.

00:37:51.200 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

00:37:51.960 What the fuck? 1.00

00:37:52.040 People had this shit on their calendar, dude. 1.00

00:37:53.880 Dude, they've been going for like three years, like three or four years now. 1.00

00:37:58.340 Do you know how fucked up psychologically Americans must be to, by the thousands, be driving out of state to go to a banana pudding convention? 0.99

00:38:07.880 Desperate for perfect. 0.99

00:38:09.760 I forgot to say this.

00:38:11.240 The pudding was mid.

00:38:12.880 Mid pudding, dude.

00:38:14.140 There wasn't one that was good. 0.90

00:38:15.800 Cole, if you said that there, somebody would have fucked you up probably if you just said, yo, banana pudding is mid.

00:38:21.540 Dude, you have people there like, yo, this is my 20th nanner fest. 0.95

00:38:25.920 Like, what are you talking about?

00:38:29.360 I just want to say that's – 1.00

00:38:30.980 Last year, I smashed a banana in Lizzo's pussy out here. 1.00

00:38:33.820 What's next? 1.00

00:38:35.040 I want to say that's clearly a Western Tennessee thing.

00:38:37.760 I'm from Eastern Tennessee.

00:38:38.860 I do not claim them. 0.99

00:38:40.000 That's some weird bullshit. 1.00

00:38:41.440 I've never heard of banana fucking stuff. 1.00

00:38:43.340 Also, I want to go to a cinnamon festival. 0.99

00:38:45.620 I bet you so.

00:38:47.020 I love cinnamon.

00:38:47.800 I love cinnamon.

00:38:49.460 I love cinnamon, and they talk about it in Psych.

00:38:51.820 It's a whole episode of Psych, and I was like, I want to go to this.

00:38:55.420 So I think I have a problem with festivals that I want to go to that are –

00:38:58.560 I just want to be straight up with you guys. 1.00

00:39:00.340 Cinnamon can suck my dick. 1.00

00:39:01.540 Cinnamon is fucking – 1.00

00:39:02.440 Let's go to the cinnamon convention. 1.00

00:39:04.080 Cinnamon rolls alone.

00:39:05.380 I would go cinnamon roll first.

00:39:06.100 Hold on.

00:39:06.500 I would go cinnamon roll first.

00:39:07.040 Cinnamon bread, cinnamon pie.

00:39:09.040 Let's go.

00:39:09.820 Guys, guys, let's go to the cinnamon convention

00:39:11.520 and just give out free spoonfuls of cinnamon.

00:39:14.940 So everyone that stops that, 0.99

00:39:15.960 we just put the fucking full spoon of cinnamon in their mouth 1.00

00:39:19.280 and watch them go – 1.00

00:39:20.460 Well, dude, that's the cinnamon challenge.

00:39:23.560 From person to person.

00:39:25.180 Dude, I've done the cinnamon challenge.

00:39:25.920 That would actually be a great bit,

00:39:27.720 just having a stand, like a booth set up,

00:39:30.100 where people walk by,

00:39:31.980 and they go like,

00:39:32.880 you want to try the cinnamon challenge?

00:39:33.880 And they're like, I know what that is.

00:39:34.760 I've seen it on YouTube. 1.00

00:39:35.600 Like, fuck off. 1.00

00:39:36.360 And you're like, you're at the cinnamon convention, 1.00

00:39:38.240 and then that's the whole video.

00:39:39.340 It's us just shaming people.

00:39:40.480 Like, you came, you drove three and a half hours

00:39:43.580 for the cinnamon convention? 0.99

00:39:44.360 You don't want to fucking do the cinnamon challenge? 1.00

00:39:45.860 You bitch, you pussy frog. 1.00

00:39:47.140 Just fuck out of here. 1.00

00:39:48.240 Also, you get a hat that says sinner on it, 1.00

00:39:50.380 but C-I-N-N-E-R, 1.00

00:39:51.680 and I think you can give them that.

00:39:53.680 But Clint, people actually die doing the cinnamon challenge.

00:39:58.100 Dude, I'm prepared for that.

00:39:59.600 I don't care.

00:39:59.680 I was not aware of that,

00:40:00.980 and I was pretty drunk.

00:40:02.080 I was drunk when I did it,

00:40:03.360 but I was able to complete it.

00:40:04.620 No, no, no, Toad.

00:40:06.120 No, you're not sure.

00:40:07.080 They talked about it on Psych.

00:40:08.500 Cinnamon Pie is real.

00:40:09.480 Listen, I have not finished the story.

00:40:12.080 When I did the cinnamon challenge,

00:40:13.660 I did the cinnamon challenge

00:40:14.960 while one of my friends was having a threesome.

00:40:17.520 I'm not even joking.

00:40:20.000 Yes. 1.00

00:40:20.420 God, what a fucking awful life. 1.00

00:40:21.480 Also, you spelled cinnamon wrong. 1.00

00:40:23.200 Fucking idiot. 1.00

00:40:24.200 Like, your homeboy's got two girls in the back room 1.00

00:40:29.360 fucking gagging on his dick, 1.00

00:40:31.080 and you're out there gagging on cinnamon? 1.00

00:40:32.280 Yeah, you got cinnamon. 0.99

00:40:32.660 You got to be fucking kidding me, dude. 0.99

00:40:36.260 This is a real story? 0.99

00:40:37.700 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:38.080 Holy shit, your life is fucked up. 1.00

00:40:41.400 Sounds like a pattern here. 1.00

00:40:43.280 No, no, no.

00:40:43.920 It was one of my friends from back home.

00:40:45.980 This guy, Justin.

00:40:46.760 Another three-way.

00:40:47.760 All right.

00:40:48.240 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:40:49.140 Man, this guy is just the fucking thing. 0.99

00:40:50.260 I need to hang out with Toad more often, I guess. 0.99

00:40:52.300 Wait, what was the context of that three-way?

00:40:54.600 Were, like, all four of you guys hanging out, 0.88

00:40:56.480 and then he left a fucked up and you decided to eat cinnamon? 0.95

00:41:00.260 No, it was at a party with, like, 20 people, 0.98

00:41:02.960 and if I remember it correctly, it was, I think it was- 1.00

00:41:05.500 Fuck you. 1.00

00:41:07.080 I think it was cinnamon pie, yeah, it's good. 1.00

00:41:09.240 Fuck you. 1.00

00:41:10.460 Better red-headed pie maker right here, too. 1.00

00:41:12.820 Top, top.

00:41:13.320 These are the circumstances.

00:41:15.540 No.

00:41:16.340 Shots fired, dude.

00:41:17.380 Yo, that's Summer Collier? 1.00

00:41:19.880 Goddamn. 0.99

00:41:20.280 Top, I think it's crazier than what this even sounds like 0.99

00:41:23.540 from his perspective, not really from mine.

00:41:25.460 It was a birthday party, I believe,

00:41:28.060 for one of his ex-girlfriends,

00:41:29.460 and it was at her place.

00:41:31.200 So there were, like, 20 people there,

00:41:32.540 and he wound up having a threesome with two other chicks. 0.99

00:41:35.120 Anybody already checked out of this whole fucking story? 0.99

00:41:38.100 Me, too. 0.99

00:41:38.680 I'm just like, do you want it?

00:41:40.700 I'm looking at this cinnamon pie recipe, dude.

00:41:42.720 I'm about to light down the mouth.

00:41:43.480 I'm just thinking in my head, like,

00:41:44.540 maybe I'll actually bring my wife to one of these events 0.80

00:41:46.540 and just hang out with Toad the whole time.

00:41:48.240 Like, when is this going to happen?

00:41:49.940 When is this going to happen? 0.99

00:41:50.980 Dude, don't fucking touch me, though. 0.99

00:41:52.660 Dude, I'm like, I'm like- 0.99

00:41:53.400 Maybe Toad is some weird, like,

00:41:55.460 aphrodisiac.

00:41:56.440 Like, he himself?

00:41:58.380 No, no, no, no.

00:41:59.520 He's leading something.

00:42:01.820 He literally just makes you look very sexual in contrast.

00:42:06.780 He's like the contrast threesome whisperer.

00:42:08.800 They just go, oh, look at Cole.

00:42:10.380 Jesus Christ.

00:42:11.600 That's more merch there, the threesome whisperer. 0.98

00:42:14.600 That's me.

00:42:15.100 There you go.

00:42:15.920 Write it down.

00:42:16.820 Yeah, that is.

00:42:17.980 Cole has the, I am the threesome guy,

00:42:20.720 and Toad is, I'm the threesome whisperer. 0.93

00:42:24.680 But then it's just him jerking off in the corner. 0.93

00:42:27.740 It's while you're having a threesome, 0.99

00:42:29.600 I sneak up and whisper in your ear.

00:42:32.020 While you're doing it.

00:42:33.440 All right, we probably got to get a mailbag.

00:42:34.920 Yo, you did the cinnamon challenge while you're homeboy.

00:42:38.440 Yo, I know you guys tuned out his story,

00:42:40.480 but his story was that he's at his ex's birthday party,

00:42:43.880 and he pulls two of her girlfriends, 1.00

00:42:45.620 and he fucks them. 0.99

00:42:46.740 And Toad is like, 0.99

00:42:47.740 Toad is like,

00:42:48.300 wow, that's interesting.

00:42:49.480 Cinnamon challenge. 1.00

00:42:50.640 Like, your life is fucking nuts. 1.00

00:42:52.740 Somehow he made that story boring. 1.00

00:42:53.720 This wasn't like,

00:42:54.860 you weren't friends with Clint,

00:42:55.960 and you just forgot about it.

00:42:57.120 Because I feel like it's something Clint would do.

00:42:58.620 He would go to his ex's, 0.99

00:42:59.720 pull two other bitches, 1.00

00:43:00.900 and then it would be like, 1.00

00:43:02.240 hey, Toad, how'd you do tonight?

00:43:03.460 That's why I was able to tell that story

00:43:05.600 so much better than Toad was.

00:43:07.680 Toad was like, 0.99

00:43:08.260 I did the fucking cinnamon challenge. 0.99

00:43:11.180 And I'm just come out, 1.00

00:43:12.400 I'm like pouring in sweat.

00:43:13.500 I'm like, 1.00

00:43:13.840 what the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:43:14.780 And he's just like gagging over a toilet. 1.00

00:43:16.400 No, he's like trying to chug water

00:43:18.980 because of cinnamon challenge.

00:43:19.760 And you're like, 1.00

00:43:20.020 give me that fucking shit. 1.00

00:43:20.780 And you're like, 1.00

00:43:21.060 I gotta rehydrate.

00:43:22.100 And you're just like,

00:43:22.600 go down and you're like,

00:43:24.280 going back,

00:43:24.960 second round, baby.

00:43:25.760 I just ate the cinnamon.

00:43:26.980 Good job, buddy.

00:43:27.700 All right, see ya.

00:43:28.580 He's like, yeah,

00:43:29.240 and I just ate out cinnamon.

00:43:31.020 Dude, dude,

00:43:31.560 I just watched Shane Gillis' new special. 0.99

00:43:34.560 Fucking brilliant, by the way. 0.97

00:43:35.900 He has this entire bit 0.99

00:43:37.300 about how down syndrome people

00:43:39.160 are the most dope people on earth.

00:43:41.260 And I'm now imagining

00:43:43.340 the next time I interact with Toad,

00:43:45.040 I'm just gonna treat him 0.91

00:43:45.760 like someone with down syndrome 0.66

00:43:46.760 and be like,

00:43:47.280 yeah, good job, buddy.

00:43:48.380 And pat him on the back,

00:43:49.980 rub his little head

00:43:50.680 and be like,

00:43:51.060 let's cinnamon challenge again, homie. 1.00

00:43:52.400 I'll be back with your mom in a second.

00:43:53.980 It's great because he said

00:43:55.160 like down people, 1.00

00:43:57.480 they love like tits 1.00

00:43:58.740 and they love WWE, 0.99

00:44:02.740 but John Cena specifically.

00:44:03.860 John Cena.

00:44:04.920 Look at what he's wearing too.

00:44:06.660 He's wearing like a big shirt.

00:44:08.580 He's dressed like John Cena.

00:44:09.860 He notices all the details.

00:44:13.440 He says,

00:44:13.880 so my little cousin is,

00:44:17.120 just imagine him in the middle of the night,

00:44:18.960 3 a.m.,

00:44:19.720 wearing these oversized shorts.

00:44:21.240 And I'm like,

00:44:21.560 yeah, down syndrome,

00:44:22.240 people do wear oversized clothes. 0.99

00:44:23.780 That's fucking awesome. 0.98

00:44:24.740 You nailed it. 0.98

00:44:25.740 It's so funny, dude.

00:44:26.880 The special is amazing.

00:44:27.980 The whole reason I was like,

00:44:29.780 I wanted to talk so badly

00:44:30.940 about the Hamas rave

00:44:32.660 is because he was talking about

00:44:34.600 how like his ex

00:44:35.580 used to date a Navy SEAL.

00:44:37.140 Oh, yeah.

00:44:37.820 And he's like,

00:44:39.600 you know what would be

00:44:40.340 like way more savage? 1.00

00:44:41.780 If the fucking Navy SEALs 1.00

00:44:43.180 just blast through your wall 1.00

00:44:44.440 and then they pin,

00:44:45.240 you have five Navy SEALs,

00:44:46.380 four of them hold your limbs

00:44:47.800 and then the fifth one

00:44:48.580 just jerks you off. 0.89

00:44:49.660 You're the only one 0.99

00:44:50.240 that doesn't have night vision on, 1.00

00:44:51.620 but you got five fucking Navy SEALs 1.00

00:44:53.060 in the room 1.00

00:44:53.380 and you're jerking off 1.00

00:44:54.520 this super fucking homophobic 1.00

00:44:56.120 Islamic dude. 1.00

00:44:57.440 And then you just leave in the night.

00:44:59.320 He doesn't even know what happened. 0.99

00:45:00.380 He just got jerked off 0.99

00:45:01.240 by a bunch of dudes. 1.00

00:45:02.040 He's just fucking mortified. 0.99

00:45:03.920 It's like, oh, God, 1.00

00:45:04.800 it's such a brilliant fucking concept. 0.99

00:45:07.720 All right, mailbag. 1.00

00:45:11.440 Mailbag.

00:45:12.160 Yeah, yeah, we got it. 1.00

00:45:12.780 You make me cum! 0.99

00:45:14.240 It came out like three weeks ago. 0.99

00:45:16.720 It's so good, bro.

00:45:18.460 Carl says, 0.79

00:45:20.320 who is the blackest member

00:45:21.680 of Tower Gang?

00:45:22.620 Clint, for obvious reasons.

00:45:24.420 Toad, sickle cell anemia.

00:45:26.060 Cole, because he's poor.

00:45:27.340 Jose and his weed addiction

00:45:31.120 were topped with his 1.00

00:45:32.180 urban shit-talking abilities. 1.00

00:45:34.720 Ooh, the most black 1.00

00:45:36.340 would have to be Jose, 0.98

00:45:39.280 I would say.

00:45:40.160 I'll take it.

00:45:40.880 Because last week,

00:45:41.560 two weeks ago,

00:45:42.620 two weeks ago,

00:45:43.900 the plight of the beep,

00:45:45.120 he was like,

00:45:45.580 yeah, I struggled with that

00:45:46.440 for a time in my life.

00:45:47.380 Every so often,

00:45:48.100 he'll be like, 1.00

00:45:48.500 he'll say black shit 1.00

00:45:49.380 that he did. 1.00

00:45:50.200 Like, for a little while.

00:45:50.860 He had the tinfoil

00:45:51.840 under his stove top.

00:45:54.340 Didn't he say he washed

00:45:55.240 chicken with soap, too?

00:45:56.220 Yes, you did!

00:45:56.920 Yes, he did!

00:45:58.100 He did say that!

00:45:58.780 I didn't tinfoil.

00:46:00.020 You highly inferred it

00:46:02.100 by being like,

00:46:02.740 it's very practical.

00:46:03.840 Oh, I said it was a good idea.

00:46:05.140 I was like,

00:46:05.500 you know what?

00:46:06.720 They're cooking with fire here.

00:46:09.680 Only a hood dude

00:46:11.200 would be like,

00:46:11.700 that sounds like

00:46:12.300 pretty efficient.

00:46:13.360 I mean,

00:46:13.520 I have North African DNA.

00:46:15.420 He's already shaped 0.71

00:46:16.440 like a monkey. 0.99

00:46:17.680 He might actually be black. 0.98

00:46:19.140 A gorilla. 0.52

00:46:19.960 A gorilla.

00:46:20.800 The funny thing is,

00:46:21.720 we've always joked,

00:46:22.540 my mom doesn't know

00:46:23.300 who her dad is.

00:46:23.980 So, like,

00:46:25.320 her mom would never tell her 1.00

00:46:28.160 for some fucking reason. 1.00

00:46:29.840 I'm not even kidding. 0.99

00:46:30.920 Never knew who her dad was

00:46:32.120 because I guess her mom 1.00

00:46:32.880 was ashamed of being a whore. 1.00

00:46:34.140 Just some dude who fucked her 1.00

00:46:35.020 and bailed out 1.00

00:46:35.820 and she had like

00:46:36.280 four other sisters

00:46:36.980 by all different dads. 1.00

00:46:38.440 Grandma was a whore 1.00

00:46:39.280 because she's also a bitch 1.00

00:46:40.160 which is weird. 1.00

00:46:41.000 Can we just talk briefly

00:46:41.860 like just two seconds? 0.94

00:46:43.360 I could be part black. 0.98

00:46:44.200 You have a special alert system 0.96

00:46:46.780 set up in California 0.91

00:46:47.660 to find black kids 0.76

00:46:48.740 but you don't have any alert

00:46:50.000 to find their fathers?

00:46:51.420 Yeah.

00:46:52.400 Why would you buy?

00:46:54.240 Why is Chaliceable a baby?

00:46:55.180 That was so funny.

00:46:56.080 Did you see the thing I sent

00:46:57.400 of where the,

00:46:58.960 I think it's from some old thing,

00:47:01.360 like the old show

00:47:02.300 where it just says like

00:47:03.180 N-word alarm

00:47:04.000 and they're just like 0.99

00:47:05.160 fucking freaking out about it? 0.98

00:47:07.140 You're going to see that? 1.00

00:47:07.740 I do kind of have a nigger nose 0.98

00:47:08.900 now that I think about it. 0.98

00:47:10.340 Jesus.

00:47:10.880 Me?

00:47:11.400 No, me.

00:47:11.980 No, Jose.

00:47:12.780 Maybe.

00:47:13.220 I have big ol' lips.

00:47:14.860 Look at that hunker.

00:47:15.960 Jesus. 1.00

00:47:16.940 You look like a fucking Hitler youth. 1.00

00:47:18.360 You look like the least black 1.00

00:47:19.360 of all of us. 0.91

00:47:19.960 I asked Elizabeth, by the way,

00:47:21.360 if I could do the whole

00:47:22.600 like grow my hair out

00:47:23.440 and do the slick back

00:47:24.200 and she said no.

00:47:26.040 Dude, she's going to do it anyways. 1.00

00:47:27.720 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:47:29.220 Wait, didn't know, 1.00

00:47:30.260 you know you could beat 1.00

00:47:31.260 the shit out of her, right? 0.99

00:47:34.260 Didn't Jose's grandfather 0.98

00:47:35.940 like leave him like $30 or something?

00:47:38.880 Do you think Elizabeth

00:47:39.340 gets more scared

00:47:40.040 like the more jacked I get?

00:47:41.380 She's going like, 0.98

00:47:42.100 he's going to hit me one day.

00:47:43.600 He's just going to like,

00:47:44.340 I got to stop him.

00:47:45.560 I got to like,

00:47:46.380 she's taking me to banana pudding festivals. 0.96

00:47:48.340 You're like a tiny dog. 0.98

00:47:50.460 Like you have no idea 0.99

00:47:51.260 of your strength, you know? 1.00

00:47:52.500 Like you could fuck this lady up 1.00

00:47:54.040 like easily. 0.99

00:47:55.180 Yeah, but you know what's crazy?

00:47:56.240 Because she probably thinks about it.

00:47:57.620 She can put an antifreeze out. 0.99

00:47:58.740 She thinks about it every so often

00:48:00.100 and it probably turns her on.

00:48:01.560 Which is because you guys 1.00

00:48:02.300 are fucked up. 1.00

00:48:02.920 Actually, no. 1.00

00:48:03.440 He's like a Rottweiler

00:48:04.440 and she's like a Chihuahua. 1.00

00:48:05.820 But like, you know how dogs

00:48:06.700 don't have any sense of like scale

00:48:08.500 of their opponent? 1.00

00:48:09.240 Like Cole, you're fucking, 1.00

00:48:11.240 you could just fuck her up. 1.00

00:48:11.660 No, I think you said, 1.00

00:48:12.200 I'm a lab.

00:48:13.160 It's fine.

00:48:13.420 A black lab is a very powerful dog.

00:48:15.680 Cole, what we're saying is 1.00

00:48:16.800 that you could kill her 1.00

00:48:18.580 and probably get away with it too. 1.00

00:48:20.740 Yeah.

00:48:21.440 Wow.

00:48:22.740 Just go to a banana pudding festival. 1.00

00:48:24.900 Bullshit. 1.00

00:48:26.400 Talk to you after the show, Cole. 1.00

00:48:28.840 That's bullshit. 0.99

00:48:29.980 I feel like Top or Jose did the worst. 1.00

00:48:32.140 Easy.

00:48:33.020 I think Top even talked about

00:48:34.520 how he stopped caring about school

00:48:35.920 after a while.

00:48:37.100 Yeah.

00:48:37.640 I did pretty well.

00:48:38.820 I still did good.

00:48:40.000 I did really well.

00:48:40.880 I think I'm 29 on my ACT,

00:48:42.840 which is like the second highest

00:48:43.780 in my grade,

00:48:44.420 which I mean,

00:48:44.840 it's not even that high of an ACT,

00:48:46.120 but it's a pretty decent score.

00:48:47.380 I tend to think that Top's

00:48:48.440 the most brilliant of all of us 0.99

00:48:49.920 just because he's the most crazy. 0.94

00:48:51.800 And like, 0.97

00:48:52.040 I feel like once you IQ

00:48:53.700 gets to a certain level, 1.00

00:48:54.520 you just lose your shit. 1.00

00:48:55.580 I got a 95 on the ASVAB 1.00

00:48:57.080 if that's what you're getting at

00:48:57.860 out of 100.

00:48:58.720 And like the cutoff to join

00:49:00.160 is like high 30s.

00:49:03.000 Jesus.

00:49:03.400 When you heard that,

00:49:06.100 you should have been like,

00:49:06.700 do I want to be enlisting right now?

00:49:07.900 Dude, 0.84

00:49:08.160 it's actually fucking hilarious 0.77

00:49:09.940 how much, 0.98

00:49:10.540 like how low the IQ required

00:49:12.740 to join the military is. 0.99

00:49:14.100 It is borderline retarded. 1.00

00:49:16.380 It's like 75. 0.81

00:49:19.240 It's because I don't want

00:49:19.880 people questioning it.

00:49:20.980 The only lower level

00:49:22.340 is the IQ of the average Palestinian. 1.00

00:49:25.900 I fucking, 1.00

00:49:26.520 I looked, 0.99

00:49:26.800 I saw this tweet circulating

00:49:28.820 and they said,

00:49:29.560 they said that the average

00:49:30.520 Palestinian's IQ is 74 1.00

00:49:32.040 and Forrest Gump's was 80.

00:49:33.920 No,

00:49:34.440 no,

00:49:34.680 no,

00:49:34.900 no,

00:49:35.020 no,

00:49:35.160 no,

00:49:35.340 no,

00:49:35.540 you're wrong. 0.83

00:49:35.960 No,

00:49:36.100 it was 64

00:49:36.840 and Forrest Gump was 75.

00:49:38.760 That's what it was.

00:49:41.000 Dude,

00:49:41.540 did you see that?

00:49:42.760 64?

00:49:43.400 It's like a cold room.

00:49:44.860 It said because they're,

00:49:45.980 like,

00:49:46.820 they're very incestual,

00:49:48.340 apparently.

00:49:49.000 Whoa, 1.00

00:49:49.480 64 is retarded. 1.00

00:49:50.800 You know that, 0.97

00:49:51.200 right?

00:49:51.440 Yes,

00:49:51.980 I know.

00:49:52.840 So they're saying,

00:49:53.780 no,

00:49:54.000 no,

00:49:54.100 that's propaganda

00:49:54.760 because that's, 0.98

00:49:55.680 and that's fucked up propaganda. 0.89

00:49:56.880 They're saying that basically 0.97

00:49:57.820 everyone in the house 0.99

00:49:58.740 is retarded. 0.99

00:49:59.500 Well, 0.99

00:49:59.600 this is why I brought it up top 0.99

00:50:00.800 because it's fucking hysterical propaganda. 1.00

00:50:03.060 Is it okay that we kill 1.00

00:50:04.140 retarded people? 1.00

00:50:06.040 Well,

00:50:06.280 obviously.

00:50:07.280 All right,

00:50:07.620 so then Israel's okay.

00:50:09.020 I changed my mind completely.

00:50:10.460 I know.

00:50:10.940 Whoa,

00:50:11.000 whoa,

00:50:11.300 whoa,

00:50:11.400 let's back up.

00:50:12.320 Let's back up.

00:50:13.440 Did you,

00:50:13.880 did you guys see that Boko Harambe tweet

00:50:15.540 that was like a,

00:50:16.820 it was like the,

00:50:17.340 the picture of like the beautiful

00:50:18.540 futuristic world

00:50:19.540 and it's like if,

00:50:20.580 if the,

00:50:21.160 you know, 1.00

00:50:21.540 70 IQ fucking, 1.00

00:50:23.100 you know, 1.00

00:50:23.840 moon worshipers

00:50:24.920 ruled Israel 0.85

00:50:25.880 as opposed to

00:50:27.240 the,

00:50:27.880 the whatever IQ,

00:50:28.800 the super high IQ

00:50:29.680 state worshipers.

00:50:31.040 Yeah.

00:50:32.500 I mean,

00:50:33.200 you could,

00:50:33.420 you could call this a retard genocide 0.99

00:50:34.840 or you can call it like a mass act of mercy.

00:50:38.720 That's true.

00:50:39.440 I don't know.

00:50:40.160 I genuinely think it'd probably be a better place,

00:50:41.900 but you know,

00:50:42.400 whatever.

00:50:44.780 Dude,

00:50:45.140 just a bunch of bros 1.00

00:50:46.320 fucking balaclavet out. 0.99

00:50:47.720 Got these giant fans. 1.00

00:50:48.980 They don't even know how they work.

00:50:50.400 Cause they're just like,

00:50:51.500 this is a magic dragon parachute.

00:50:55.300 I just saw a video.

00:50:56.240 And it,

00:50:56.800 and it moves

00:50:57.520 and they're just like,

00:50:58.580 they're like,

00:50:59.700 go,

00:51:00.020 go,

00:51:00.280 go.

00:51:01.040 You saw the video of these people trying to put, 0.99

00:51:03.000 it was a fucking bunch of Arab people trying to put a bulldozer onto a canoe. 1.00

00:51:06.300 Did you see this shit? 1.00

00:51:07.720 What? 1.00

00:51:08.800 Crazy.

00:51:09.460 Yeah, 0.81

00:51:09.480 dude.

00:51:09.640 That's the Palestinians. 1.00

00:51:12.040 They don't have a fucking clue. 1.00

00:51:13.120 That sounds like some West African shit. 1.00

00:51:16.840 They drove it on there and it was on there and they were like, 1.00

00:51:19.380 Haram,

00:51:19.760 Haram,

00:51:20.240 brothers.

00:51:20.800 And then it's definitely like this.

00:51:21.980 It said,

00:51:22.300 and the guy was like, 1.00

00:51:23.320 oh shit. 1.00

00:51:23.760 And then it said, 1.00

00:51:24.200 and the whole fucking thing. 0.99

00:51:27.920 It's like, 1.00

00:51:28.380 yo,

00:51:28.540 it's like a half a million dollars into the water.

00:51:31.600 Dude,

00:51:31.880 it's like,

00:51:32.580 that's our entire national GDP for the next year and a half.

00:51:36.680 You know what?

00:51:37.300 That geographical region would be controlling the world.

00:51:39.500 through porn in the banking system anymore.

00:51:41.620 That is one of the best things I kept seeing is that like,

00:51:47.160 whenever Israel got attacked,

00:51:48.500 they shut down the internet for like,

00:51:50.240 I don't know,

00:51:50.560 24 hours or something like that.

00:51:51.800 And immediately all like tranny posting, 0.99

00:51:55.240 all DGN posting,

00:51:56.380 like everything stopped.

00:51:58.120 Like there was,

00:51:58.860 you know,

00:51:59.300 it just plummeted.

00:52:01.500 I like that.

00:52:02.340 I like to think Cole is monitoring the tranny posting. 1.00

00:52:07.600 Jarvis,

00:52:08.040 pull up the,

00:52:08.680 pull up the tranny posting on the other screen. 0.53

00:52:12.160 No, 0.99

00:52:12.620 checks with dicks, 1.00

00:52:13.320 checks with dicks, 0.99

00:52:13.980 enhance, 0.99

00:52:14.340 come on.

00:52:16.300 He's just like this.

00:52:17.020 Because I know,

00:52:17.720 I know because I get them.

00:52:19.200 I know you get all the porn bots following you all the time.

00:52:22.460 And I go through and I block every single one because I hate them.

00:52:24.560 But for 24 hours,

00:52:26.080 no porn bots.

00:52:26.780 I never saw anyone in my,

00:52:28.000 in my timeline.

00:52:28.860 Didn't see anything.

00:52:29.880 Wait,

00:52:30.140 Cole,

00:52:30.320 why do you hate them?

00:52:31.480 It was a sad time.

00:52:32.320 Because they're annoying.

00:52:33.600 But you know what though?

00:52:34.320 At least these bots provide something.

00:52:35.720 They just want to know if you want to have a good time.

00:52:37.420 I mean like.

00:52:37.660 Yeah,

00:52:37.960 they give you, 1.00

00:52:38.560 they'll at least have one porn video on their shit. 1.00

00:52:41.040 Other bots are just like nothing. 1.00

00:52:42.700 I find the other bots to be more offensive.

00:52:44.280 Dude,

00:52:44.480 the other bots that are like,

00:52:45.660 they're like,

00:52:46.000 I'm so,

00:52:46.460 I'm so glad I found you.

00:52:47.780 And I go, 0.95

00:52:48.500 that's disgusting. 0.78

00:52:49.220 Go back and block. 0.94

00:52:50.060 My financial,

00:52:50.820 my financial well-being has improved so much from following you.

00:52:53.580 You should also follow blank.

00:52:55.020 And then it's like,

00:52:55.580 oh,

00:52:55.820 you're like, 0.99

00:52:56.100 you made me read fucking half of this before I realized it was a bot. 1.00

00:52:59.420 That's fucked up. 1.00

00:53:00.360 I'd rather you show me some tits. 1.00

00:53:01.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:02.240 Or give me a like and shows me some tits. 1.00

00:53:04.300 I'm like, 0.99

00:53:04.600 cool.

00:53:04.940 All right. 0.99

00:53:06.940 Thanks for the liking tits, 1.00

00:53:08.260 bitch. 1.00

00:53:08.780 That's what it's like. 1.00

00:53:10.280 You're seeing all these people getting murdered. 0.99

00:53:11.720 You need the tits as like a palate cleanser. 1.00

00:53:13.660 If bots, 0.99

00:53:14.220 if bots were in real life,

00:53:15.460 like if we were all in the metaverse,

00:53:16.880 that kind of a bot would like walk by you and you'd be like, 0.99

00:53:19.820 and you'd look at it and it would go and show you it's tits. 1.00

00:53:22.840 And you go, 1.00

00:53:24.280 and then you fucking keep walking this way. 1.00

00:53:26.780 Thanks for the tits. 1.00

00:53:27.980 The other bots are just fucking useless. 1.00

00:53:29.900 So like, 0.99

00:53:30.080 I don't know how high Ethereum is right now.

00:53:32.240 That's true.

00:53:32.920 This is true.

00:53:34.040 I guess the crypto bots are terrible.

00:53:37.040 It's not even Ethereum.

00:53:38.280 It'll be like,

00:53:38.740 it'll be like,

00:53:39.160 oh, 1.00

00:53:39.280 you got to get the fucking, 1.00

00:53:40.120 the gorilla chain. 1.00

00:53:41.480 Bing,

00:53:41.740 bing. 1.00

00:53:42.960 I'm not interested in this fucking shit, 1.00

00:53:44.780 dude. 1.00

00:53:44.900 I know what you're doing.

00:53:45.660 I only care about tit coin,

00:53:48.300 but no,

00:53:48.600 it was funny.

00:53:49.200 Like,

00:53:49.400 and like 4chan noticed it,

00:53:50.680 that like everything,

00:53:51.780 like all,

00:53:52.200 like there was no like threads about like,

00:53:54.520 uh,

00:53:54.840 some tranny talking about coming out or whatever. 1.00

00:53:57.340 Like all that shit stopped immediately. 1.00

00:53:59.440 Whenever like Israel shut down the internet, 0.99

00:54:01.560 that also,

00:54:02.880 that also sounds like,

00:54:04.100 like a propagandistic,

00:54:05.680 you know, 1.00

00:54:06.380 bullshit, 1.00

00:54:06.800 but I'm going to go with both. 1.00

00:54:07.940 You know,

00:54:08.100 I think that all the, 1.00

00:54:09.100 all that fucked up shit and the Palestinians are like, 1.00

00:54:12.060 they have to be reminded to inhale this weekend. 1.00

00:54:15.600 This weekend,

00:54:15.980 I was at like 18 six or 18,000 something.

00:54:19.860 I don't know.

00:54:20.820 I just broke 20,000.

00:54:22.220 Now just by asking if Israel fell and then fill in the blank,

00:54:27.280 if Israel fell,

00:54:28.620 like,

00:54:29.160 uh,

00:54:29.300 what did I say?

00:54:30.460 Who would,

00:54:31.040 uh,

00:54:32.120 who would degrade our society?

00:54:34.300 Who would poison our children? 0.99

00:54:37.000 If it would take our billions of dollars,

00:54:38.700 where would,

00:54:40.060 where would the pedophiles live? 1.00

00:54:41.580 And like shit like that. 1.00

00:54:42.740 And yo, 1.00

00:54:43.360 it went,

00:54:43.900 it went nuts.

00:54:45.060 And that got me like 1500 followers.

00:54:47.060 It's a great question.

00:54:48.240 If Israel did fall,

00:54:49.260 I guess we lost tranny, 1.00

00:54:50.400 tranny porn. 0.99

00:54:51.340 Hey, 0.99

00:54:51.680 but now you're followed by like exclusively hardcore.

00:54:55.440 So nothing,

00:54:59.260 nothing changed.

00:55:00.560 I want to point this out.

00:55:03.240 If it's not, 0.95

00:55:04.520 if porn isn't Jewish, 0.92

00:55:05.560 then why did Mia Khalifa get, 0.97

00:55:07.040 uh,

00:55:07.420 removed from playboy?

00:55:08.700 Because she was,

00:55:09.520 uh,

00:55:10.300 pro Palestine.

00:55:11.240 Just gonna put that out there.

00:55:12.220 That is crazy,

00:55:12.960 right?

00:55:13.440 Yeah.

00:55:14.000 Wow.

00:55:14.160 Just gonna put that out there.

00:55:15.060 Also,

00:55:15.380 it's just funny.

00:55:16.020 The,

00:55:16.300 uh,

00:55:16.880 I was mentioning that at the beginning,

00:55:18.380 just how fast,

00:55:19.520 because propaganda used to come out and it would take like a few months to get debunked or whatever.

00:55:23.800 It is immediately like probably comes out on like eight o'clock on some morning by 10 o'clock.

00:55:29.360 It's already debunked.

00:55:30.420 It's just like,

00:55:31.100 and they just keep doing it.

00:55:32.320 And it's immediately like,

00:55:33.380 everybody's like, 0.98

00:55:33.780 not fucking true. 0.98

00:55:34.660 Don't believe you. 0.99

00:55:35.780 It's phenomenal.

00:55:36.400 This has been so great for my Twitter engagement.

00:55:38.820 Because it's like,

00:55:39.380 literally, 1.00

00:55:39.660 I just see some fucking, 0.99

00:55:40.840 uh, 1.00

00:55:41.580 Zionist, 0.80

00:55:42.200 uh, 1.00

00:55:42.460 conservative bullshit. 1.00

00:55:43.420 And I just wait like an hour. 1.00

00:55:44.660 I'm like,

00:55:45.040 all right, 0.99

00:55:45.240 I'm gonna hammer you, 1.00

00:55:45.820 bitch. 1.00

00:55:46.160 I don't even, 1.00

00:55:46.580 I don't even,

00:55:47.120 I don't even wait.

00:55:47.960 I'm just like,

00:55:48.360 it's not true. 1.00

00:55:49.100 That shit. 1.00

00:55:49.340 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:49.460 You can just,

00:55:49.920 Oh yeah.

00:55:50.300 You can come in immediately.

00:55:51.980 What if the constant lying of the,

00:55:53.880 of the media and the corporate press is just to desensitize us to when they finally tell the truth about aliens?

00:56:00.080 Cause like before,

00:56:01.060 they already did say the truth about aliens.

00:56:02.800 Yeah.

00:56:03.100 But I don't know.

00:56:03.680 I don't think people believe them.

00:56:05.000 Like everybody just thinks that this is a lie.

00:56:06.480 Like they just dismiss almost anything they say is a lie where now we're like,

00:56:09.600 maybe I'm not even sure anymore.

00:56:12.040 You've lied so much, 0.99

00:56:13.060 but because they'll still lie that they're aliens and not fucking demons in a alien form. 0.99

00:56:20.160 That's true. 0.98

00:56:20.540 I'm really lucky that you guys are all literate because if you weren't,

00:56:23.980 you would have seen the tweet that I put out that zero hedge published.

00:56:27.100 Cause I said in it like all love to my Israeli brothers and you guys would have absolutely kicked me off the show. 1.00

00:56:32.900 By the way,

00:56:33.540 I read through point one and two and I scrolled to the bottom and I liked it.

00:56:39.200 I reposted it because I love you.

00:56:42.280 No,

00:56:42.920 Clint,

00:56:43.100 you remember I read it and my reaction was,

00:56:45.520 uh,

00:56:45.720 Clint,

00:56:46.220 uh,

00:56:46.540 yeah, 0.94

00:56:46.900 it was a joke to say you're all illiterate.

00:56:48.620 Obviously you're able to read it.

00:56:49.860 There's the rest of them can't.

00:56:50.800 No,

00:56:50.920 I said,

00:56:51.340 no,

00:56:52.220 no,

00:56:52.380 I can read.

00:56:53.300 I can.

00:56:53.920 I swear to God,

00:56:54.580 I can.

00:56:55.140 No,

00:56:55.460 I said,

00:56:56.380 I said,

00:56:56.760 Clint,

00:56:57.100 uh,

00:56:57.220 the love for,

00:56:58.120 uh,

00:56:58.320 the Israeli people is going a little bit too far. 1.00

00:57:00.560 Yeah,

00:57:00.780 no,

00:57:00.920 I saw it.

00:57:01.300 It was funny.

00:57:01.780 I've actually been reading since I'm six months old.

00:57:06.500 He's like,

00:57:07.000 I read,

00:57:07.460 I read the Quran when I was six months.

00:57:09.500 I was,

00:57:09.820 uh,

00:57:10.120 yeah,

00:57:10.420 six,

00:57:10.740 16 months.

00:57:11.540 All right.

00:57:11.820 Next,

00:57:12.180 uh,

00:57:12.360 but by the way,

00:57:12.960 also wasn't the other one that was that,

00:57:14.700 that woman that was like stripped naked and killed. 1.00

00:57:18.400 And there was that picture of his legs. 1.00

00:57:20.380 She had the legs. 1.00

00:57:21.460 And then like,

00:57:21.900 they're like,

00:57:22.820 Oh,

00:57:22.960 by the way,

00:57:23.220 she's like in a Palestinian hospital right now.

00:57:25.420 I'll be,

00:57:26.000 I don't,

00:57:26.300 I will say,

00:57:26.980 I will say to people,

00:57:28.700 don't jump on that one.

00:57:30.800 Cause I mean,

00:57:31.220 it might be,

00:57:31.900 but the source is her mom being hopeful.

00:57:34.660 So I don't know. 0.99

00:57:35.720 Supposedly she heard from the fucking Hamas or whatever, 0.99

00:57:38.820 but Hamas is like, 0.99

00:57:39.820 send us $250,000.

00:57:42.500 We return your data.

00:57:43.360 It's like,

00:57:43.760 here's the problem guys.

00:57:45.560 Here's the problem.

00:57:46.720 We're spending too much time reacting to the news.

00:57:49.700 We need to be making the news. 1.00

00:57:51.380 Like whoever made this shit, 1.00

00:57:52.960 we need to be just trolling in the other direction. 1.00

00:57:55.220 Like,

00:57:56.240 are you calling for us to order a bunch of fan parachutes and do?

00:57:59.880 We need to invade. 0.81

00:58:04.820 No, 0.99

00:58:05.320 we need to start making a bullshit news. 1.00

00:58:07.200 Everyone else is making a bullshit news. 1.00

00:58:08.860 And just putting it out. 1.00

00:58:10.000 I call it.

00:58:10.640 No,

00:58:10.860 I got to get into this because I said it that like 8 AM on,

00:58:16.480 on Saturday morning or whatever it was.

00:58:18.780 And I said, 0.98

00:58:19.240 we need to make a Sam Hyde post right fucking now. 0.96

00:58:22.060 All right, 0.97

00:58:22.260 dude.

00:58:22.480 Yeah.

00:58:22.860 We,

00:58:23.080 we,

00:58:23.200 and I called it.

00:58:23.820 That's I said,

00:58:24.900 I said,

00:58:25.500 you know,

00:58:25.760 in fairness,

00:58:26.440 in fairness though,

00:58:27.100 it's like,

00:58:27.460 it is also your fault. 1.00

00:58:28.340 Cause you're a lazy fucking piece of shit. 1.00

00:58:29.780 And you could have just done it. 1.00

00:58:30.940 I can't do that shit. 1.00

00:58:33.100 But I was like, 1.00

00:58:33.660 I was like,

00:58:36.200 I was like,

00:58:36.680 guys,

00:58:37.080 I was like,

00:58:37.400 he's like, 1.00

00:58:37.820 I literally can't do that shit. 1.00

00:58:39.260 He's like, 1.00

00:58:39.680 it's just copy paste.

00:58:40.460 I know.

00:58:40.800 I know.

00:58:41.100 I know.

00:58:42.060 No,

00:58:42.420 but it's not because I,

00:58:43.480 I always have my phone.

00:58:44.640 I can't do that.

00:58:45.380 Like,

00:58:45.620 it's just like the, 0.99

00:58:46.800 like on a passport on a fucking like, 0.99

00:58:50.140 uh, 0.99

00:58:51.060 they put it like his ID card from like Palestine.

00:58:53.420 It's,

00:58:53.620 but dude,

00:58:54.140 honest to God though,

00:58:54.880 like if you guys,

00:58:55.820 if you guys want to go,

00:58:56.600 like,

00:58:56.820 it's so funny because top also probably put on half of those,

00:58:59.720 those followers just by dunking on that,

00:59:01.980 that Malaysian guy.

00:59:02.900 What's his name again?

00:59:03.760 Yeah.

00:59:05.800 And now,

00:59:07.000 and now tops brilliant idea is just,

00:59:09.020 just to become him.

00:59:13.540 Dude,

00:59:14.040 his script work is works great though.

00:59:15.940 But like, 0.99

00:59:16.280 he makes like 10 grand a week or some shit. 1.00

00:59:19.160 It's stupid. 1.00

00:59:20.140 Cause cause he just puts out full shit. 1.00

00:59:21.900 And then everyone goes like, 1.00

00:59:22.860 this isn't true. 1.00

00:59:23.840 You fucking fat Malaysian. 1.00

00:59:25.160 And then he's just like money in the bank, 1.00

00:59:27.700 bitch. 1.00

00:59:28.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:28.620 But to be fair,

00:59:29.540 like all that money,

00:59:30.680 I mean,

00:59:30.940 he would starve if he didn't have like that extra income.

00:59:34.500 I'm telling you,

00:59:35.500 dude,

00:59:35.760 he looks like he eats nothing but ramen.

00:59:37.340 Dude.

00:59:37.600 All right.

00:59:37.860 This week,

00:59:38.500 10,000 pounds of ramen per day.

00:59:40.260 Ben Shapiro literally tweeted some,

00:59:42.280 some person put in one of his like threads or whatever was like,

00:59:45.660 uh,

00:59:45.960 I have a buddy who's,

00:59:47.120 you know,

00:59:47.560 saw a woman that was cut from like her stomach open and pulled the baby. 1.00

00:59:51.420 Oh yeah.

00:59:51.980 And he retweeted it and it was just like his source was really my buddy told me

00:59:56.560 that's what you need to do.

00:59:58.220 But then to cover yourself and also to kind of like add to the joke,

01:00:01.940 kind of like you're kind of almost showing your hand.

01:00:04.500 You then in a tweet,

01:00:05.900 like not in the replies in your main tweet,

01:00:08.040 just say I lied like,

01:00:09.660 and just that it,

01:00:10.320 and then just keep moving because if you catch them in it,

01:00:13.060 it's just all it takes is one person be like,

01:00:14.960 dude, 0.98

01:00:15.220 are you fucking kidding me? 0.99

01:00:17.540 Like two seconds of look, 0.99

01:00:19.000 just look at his profile.

01:00:20.040 You should make a,

01:00:22.020 if we're going to make the lies though,

01:00:23.260 they should be as farfetched as possible to be like,

01:00:25.320 like,

01:00:25.700 uh,

01:00:26.320 early reports are that Hamas have been using toddlers as footballs and

01:00:29.680 like just seeing,

01:00:33.060 seeing the early,

01:00:34.840 early reporting is that the one of them was punted over 75 yards.

01:00:38.520 We didn't even think that was possible.

01:00:40.020 You know,

01:00:40.260 literally like Hamas has been strapping instead of bombs,

01:00:45.400 the strapping babies to their chest.

01:00:47.020 They're like bullet sponges.

01:00:48.760 If we saw Clint,

01:00:49.940 if we saw Clint type in like old caps,

01:00:51.880 Oh my God,

01:00:52.560 the Hamas armored unit is with babies all over him.

01:00:56.800 The armored unit.

01:00:58.900 He's flying in with a baby proof vest and they're like,

01:01:01.620 we can't,

01:01:02.520 we don't know what to do.

01:01:04.060 Hamas has been using, 0.94

01:01:05.440 how did he get them?

01:01:06.180 Oh my goodness.

01:01:07.180 Hamas has been dropping Jewish babies from their,

01:01:09.500 uh, 1.00

01:01:09.840 like fucking flying, 1.00

01:01:11.000 uh, 1.00

01:01:11.420 paraglider thing.

01:01:12.360 They just drop it on like bombs.

01:01:13.740 They packed the dead baby with dynamite.

01:01:17.320 Oh my God.

01:01:18.480 Oh my God.

01:01:19.320 And then the Israeli mothers come out and they try to grab them. 1.00

01:01:22.140 Oh my God.

01:01:23.200 Dead baby landmines.

01:01:24.200 They tested the paragliding with Jewish babies before doing so. 0.93

01:01:27.740 We get your kid,

01:01:29.180 Cole.

01:01:29.660 We duct tape his hands to like a little paraglider and then we get top to use

01:01:33.940 his skills as what he does and kind of Photoshop it to make it look like

01:01:37.400 he's literally flying in the air holding the pair.

01:01:39.740 Do I look like I have a Jewish baby?

01:01:42.480 I don't know.

01:01:43.140 Either way. 1.00

01:01:43.440 That's fucked, 1.00

01:01:44.040 man. 1.00

01:01:44.340 That's really fucked. 1.00

01:01:45.820 No, 1.00

01:01:46.120 Cole's baby looks more,

01:01:47.560 uh,

01:01:47.600 he looks very air in.

01:01:48.780 I feel like you could Photoshop it,

01:01:49.920 make the hair look a little more Jewish.

01:01:50.960 Dude,

01:01:50.980 top,

01:01:51.180 top 100% looks like he could be either Palestinian or Israeli.

01:01:55.280 So.

01:01:55.560 Oh my God.

01:01:55.920 Top's kid.

01:01:56.700 One of Top's kids.

01:01:57.380 Guys,

01:01:57.700 he just reminded me. 1.00

01:01:58.560 So listen to this shit. 1.00

01:01:59.580 Dude, 1.00

01:02:00.120 dude,

01:02:00.480 take a, 1.00

01:02:00.780 take a fucking stage photo of your kid with like, 1.00

01:02:03.100 like blood, 1.00

01:02:04.180 blood all over his face and just post it and be like, 0.99

01:02:06.440 like this is another fucking. 0.99

01:02:07.600 Just after his daily beating. 1.00

01:02:08.800 Just take a picture of him.

01:02:09.760 You guys,

01:02:09.780 you guys know my mom now at this point too.

01:02:12.000 Me and my wife on the way.

01:02:12.900 Oh,

01:02:13.020 when we went to Jamaica.

01:02:13.680 Mama Heavies, 0.96

01:02:14.440 yeah.

01:02:14.700 We were.

01:02:14.960 Top Heavy Lobster. 1.00

01:02:17.280 Oh shit. 0.99

01:02:18.720 Yo, 1.00

01:02:19.220 Top Heavy Lobster. 0.99

01:02:20.340 That's so fucking good. 0.98

01:02:21.380 God, 0.99

01:02:21.840 got him. 1.00

01:02:22.700 Fucking got his ass. 1.00

01:02:23.580 No, 1.00

01:02:23.960 you're not going to get a banger for that because somebody else said the,

01:02:26.580 said that you stole the banger.

01:02:28.780 It's a frozen banger. 0.99

01:02:29.220 Top Heavy Lobster is fucking hysterical. 0.99

01:02:31.260 It's very funny. 0.98

01:02:32.080 Anyway,

01:02:32.400 listen,

01:02:32.680 so we're in Jamaica and like the third day we're in Jamaica,

01:02:35.320 my mom sends me a picture.

01:02:36.500 I was like,

01:02:36.680 how's the kids?

01:02:37.140 And she goes,

01:02:37.480 they're doing good.

01:02:38.120 And she sends me a picture of my,

01:02:39.680 my son and my daughter.

01:02:40.560 And they're like this,

01:02:42.060 right? 1.00

01:02:42.480 They have a fucking leaf behind their head. 1.00

01:02:44.600 That's, 1.00

01:02:45.020 you know,

01:02:45.140 the Easter leaf that's tied like that.

01:02:46.960 They have it behind their head and they're faking like they're Jesus being crucified.

01:02:50.140 And I was like, 0.99

01:02:50.660 are you fucking kidding me right now? 0.99

01:02:53.000 I'm in, 0.99

01:02:53.540 I'm in,

01:02:53.960 I'm in hell. 1.00

01:02:54.720 I'm in a garbage country. 0.99

01:02:56.120 I'm checking on my kids. 0.99

01:02:57.400 Am I?

01:02:58.600 They're doing mock crucifixions to mock Jesus.

01:03:01.380 Oh my God.

01:03:02.860 Oh my God.

01:03:04.000 Oh,

01:03:04.140 this is amazing.

01:03:04.940 No,

01:03:05.080 no,

01:03:05.240 no,

01:03:05.300 no,

01:03:05.360 no,

01:03:05.420 no,

01:03:05.920 no, 0.76

01:03:05.960 you can say it is how disgusting. 1.00

01:03:09.640 Not only do they hate Jews, 1.00

01:03:10.740 but they hate Christians too. 0.99

01:03:12.240 Like you could totally make it hard. 0.75

01:03:14.720 No,

01:03:15.240 no,

01:03:15.460 and also you can make it out blur out their faces and just be like,

01:03:18.720 I don't want,

01:03:19.400 I don't want you to see how graphic this is.

01:03:20.900 No,

01:03:21.080 no,

01:03:21.260 also it's so much better because I'll say this is also anti-Semitic because they're saying

01:03:24.880 the Jews killed Christ and they just say that. 0.99

01:03:27.240 Oh my God. 0.85

01:03:30.560 Guys,

01:03:30.880 guys.

01:03:31.880 Oh my God.

01:03:37.980 Blur out the face. 0.83

01:03:38.880 Blur out the face. 0.83

01:03:39.760 Add,

01:03:40.100 add,

01:03:40.640 add some type of blood effect.

01:03:41.980 If you can add blood,

01:03:43.200 add to the wall, 0.67

01:03:44.340 make it a little bit more like,

01:03:45.680 add like,

01:03:46.420 yes,

01:03:46.720 you know, 0.99

01:03:47.480 this is by far the most fucked up idea we've ever had. 0.99

01:03:52.360 And we've had so many fucked up ideas. 0.99

01:03:55.080 Is there another one for my son? 0.98

01:03:57.240 Dude,

01:03:58.020 you gotta like,

01:03:58.540 add,

01:04:02.820 blur their faces, 0.79

01:04:03.720 blur their faces, 0.79

01:04:04.640 add blood. 0.97

01:04:05.480 Oh my God.

01:04:06.240 You gotta like,

01:04:06.860 you gotta like Clint ghostwrite it.

01:04:08.520 Cause his,

01:04:09.440 Oh,

01:04:09.760 ghostwrite it.

01:04:10.600 Like your tweets,

01:04:11.440 this is the next picture.

01:04:14.700 Clint's tweet syntax would be perfect for this.

01:04:17.160 Like the way you tweet,

01:04:18.100 like not too long of a thread,

01:04:19.680 but like long enough,

01:04:20.760 you know?

01:04:21.080 Oh my God.

01:04:21.780 I'm telling you,

01:04:22.440 dude.

01:04:22.880 And also it just like,

01:04:24.060 you have to include in there,

01:04:25.340 like they're,

01:04:25.920 they're mocking both Christians and Jews.

01:04:28.520 And like,

01:04:29.420 like all this, 1.00

01:04:31.080 it's so stupid. 1.00

01:04:32.360 Like don't let hate divide. 1.00

01:04:34.160 Or Hamas found out that the Christian,

01:04:37.280 that the Jews killed Christ.

01:04:39.820 Are you tweeting?

01:04:40.900 Clint,

01:04:41.160 you need to tweet this breaking.

01:04:43.200 Cause I'm not tweeting it for my account. 1.00

01:04:45.380 Fuck you. 1.00

01:04:46.420 I'm not tweeting. 1.00

01:04:47.880 You're kidding.

01:04:48.680 Pretending.

01:04:49.240 Yo,

01:04:49.540 and we could,

01:04:49.960 yo,

01:04:50.060 we could run it though.

01:04:50.740 We could run it both ways.

01:04:51.660 Cause your kids are like,

01:04:52.440 they could be either Israeli or Palestinian.

01:04:54.100 Imagine Rogan seeing this and saying,

01:04:55.740 Rogan's going,

01:04:56.880 Jesus Christ,

01:04:57.700 Jamie,

01:04:57.980 did you see this?

01:04:58.680 Pull that up?

01:04:59.220 Yeah.

01:04:59.380 This guy,

01:04:59.740 Clint Russell, 1.00

01:05:00.620 look at this shit. 1.00

01:05:01.960 Incredible. 1.00

01:05:02.780 They're mocking.

01:05:03.400 I don't really believe in Jesus that much.

01:05:05.120 Jamie,

01:05:05.520 you know,

01:05:05.880 I'm an atheist,

01:05:06.860 but,

01:05:07.280 this is,

01:05:08.300 this is at least wrong.

01:05:09.280 Can we say,

01:05:09.980 and his,

01:05:10.180 can we just,

01:05:10.840 can we just at least admit it's wrong?

01:05:12.380 I mean,

01:05:12.760 Neil deGrasse Tyson or something.

01:05:14.480 Oh my God.

01:05:14.900 We got Biden repeating it.

01:05:16.280 Like it's confirmed.

01:05:17.600 Oh my God.

01:05:18.840 It's so amazing,

01:05:19.880 dude.

01:05:20.400 I mean, 1.00

01:05:21.260 Biden did confirm some other shit. 0.99

01:05:23.280 Who can tweet this that we can like, 0.99

01:05:25.560 because it has,

01:05:26.100 it can't come from one of us.

01:05:27.080 I feel like it just can't.

01:05:28.220 Oh,

01:05:28.380 it comes from me.

01:05:29.040 Change the tower gang.

01:05:30.500 Change the tower gang profile.

01:05:32.200 No,

01:05:32.540 it's gotta come from Clint.

01:05:34.540 It's gotta come from Clint.

01:05:35.820 I am not doing that.

01:05:37.100 He's the only one

01:05:38.100 that's like legitimate news.

01:05:39.720 People are like,

01:05:40.200 oh my God.

01:05:40.520 that's the whole reason

01:05:41.280 I can't do it.

01:05:42.060 It's awful.

01:05:42.400 That's why you have to do it.

01:05:49.180 All I've been doing for five days

01:05:51.820 is lecturing people

01:05:52.960 not to buy fake news.

01:05:54.300 And then I put out the biggest, 0.99

01:05:55.400 the biggest fucking piece of misinformation 0.99

01:05:57.560 that has ever happened. 0.99

01:05:58.480 because if this does go nuts,

01:06:00.560 then the follow does, 1.00

01:06:01.460 look how dumb you dumb motherfuckers are. 1.00

01:06:03.940 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:06:04.580 You guys will believe anything.

01:06:06.020 No,

01:06:06.200 no,

01:06:06.240 no,

01:06:06.340 no,

01:06:06.440 this is great.

01:06:07.280 No,

01:06:07.440 I already,

01:06:07.800 I have the,

01:06:08.480 I have the solution to this.

01:06:10.440 We just get Dennis to do it.

01:06:12.040 We just get Dennis to fake being somebody.

01:06:14.640 It doesn't matter.

01:06:15.040 But how do we,

01:06:15.920 how do we benefit?

01:06:17.600 We have to benefit from this.

01:06:19.660 It's your kids,

01:06:20.540 dude.

01:06:21.100 Popularity.

01:06:22.140 Popularity.

01:06:23.080 We just say like,

01:06:24.120 well,

01:06:24.480 I mean,

01:06:24.820 we literally are having a discussion

01:06:25.880 in a public show.

01:06:27.060 If it does,

01:06:28.800 if it does get discovered,

01:06:30.080 there's like a distinct possibility

01:06:31.380 that Israeli newspapers

01:06:32.560 will write about

01:06:33.280 where this idea came from.

01:06:34.480 Oh my God.

01:06:35.020 Oh yeah.

01:06:35.960 And then,

01:06:36.520 and then we will,

01:06:37.440 we will probably have our bank accounts

01:06:39.200 closed down.

01:06:39.880 Yeah, 1.00

01:06:40.080 then we're fucked, 1.00

01:06:40.860 dude. 0.99

01:06:41.600 Speaking of what times

01:06:42.520 I wish we had a live audience

01:06:43.620 because we could just like

01:06:44.460 bully Clint,

01:06:45.360 like do it, 1.00

01:06:46.260 faggot. 1.00

01:06:46.880 Yeah, 1.00

01:06:47.000 yeah,

01:06:47.280 yeah, 1.00

01:06:47.580 faggot. 1.00

01:06:48.760 Send it now. 1.00

01:06:49.980 Send it now.

01:06:50.680 Speaking of live audience,

01:06:52.200 guys,

01:06:52.500 we're going to be,

01:06:53.320 it's confirmed.

01:06:55.900 Confirmed.

01:06:56.500 We will be,

01:06:57.180 we got our $15

01:06:58.700 that we asked for.

01:06:59.880 Georgia convention.

01:07:01.100 We'll be at the Georgia convention.

01:07:02.520 That's the 25th

01:07:03.840 through the 27th,

01:07:04.940 right?

01:07:06.120 Of January,

01:07:07.400 of January 2024.

01:07:08.680 If you're in the Georgia area,

01:07:10.960 if you're near there,

01:07:11.980 if you're in Florida,

01:07:13.120 or I don't know where,

01:07:14.060 whatever states are next to Georgia,

01:07:16.220 drive there to come and see us 0.99

01:07:17.940 and fucking get a ticket. 0.99

01:07:19.940 We're going to light it up. 1.00

01:07:20.700 We're going to be there.

01:07:21.140 I guess we'll be there

01:07:21.780 most of the weekend 0.97

01:07:22.440 hanging out and shit like that. 0.95

01:07:23.840 It's going to be. 0.98

01:07:24.680 Dude,

01:07:25.120 do you know how I know 1.00

01:07:25.760 the Libertarian Party is fucked? 1.00

01:07:28.420 Because they invited us 1.00

01:07:29.440 and not Clint.

01:07:30.320 They didn't invite Clint.

01:07:31.320 They invited Tower Gang.

01:07:33.460 Yeah,

01:07:33.760 dude,

01:07:34.100 it's like, 0.98

01:07:35.080 it's so fucking crazy 0.97

01:07:36.600 that they invited Tower Gang 0.99

01:07:37.740 to an LBK state convention.

01:07:39.960 Like,

01:07:40.780 what are you thinking?

01:07:41.500 It's the LBK.

01:07:41.700 And imagine after the follow-up.

01:07:43.780 Oh my God,

01:07:44.740 Dennis parodying Ben Shapiro. 1.00

01:07:46.840 Shit. 1.00

01:07:47.600 But then Ben Shapiro 1.00

01:07:48.840 wouldn't retweet it.

01:07:51.240 That's the problem.

01:07:51.900 We need Ben Shapiro to retweet it.

01:07:53.460 That is true.

01:07:53.760 No, 0.99

01:07:53.920 but he might fucking, 0.99

01:07:54.740 he might quote tweet it 0.99

01:07:55.580 and say,

01:07:55.960 this isn't me.

01:07:56.960 And that's good enough.

01:07:57.440 What if Jordan Peterson retweets it?

01:07:59.520 Oh,

01:08:00.280 that's another one to do with Jordan.

01:08:01.200 I agree with my boss.

01:08:02.220 No,

01:08:02.660 oh dude,

01:08:03.320 I have a better idea.

01:08:05.740 Josie changes her picture

01:08:07.260 to Ben Shapiro 1.00

01:08:08.140 because she's got fucking 1.00

01:08:09.460 a half a million followers. 0.99

01:08:10.900 Everyone,

01:08:11.260 everyone would look at it

01:08:12.080 and be like,

01:08:12.520 this is actually Ben Shapiro.

01:08:14.180 Sorry,

01:08:14.480 Josie,

01:08:15.000 you're not the one.

01:08:16.020 I'm sorry,

01:08:16.700 but Ben Shapiro has

01:08:18.000 six million followers.

01:08:18.740 Next million up.

01:08:19.900 Dude,

01:08:20.180 actually,

01:08:20.660 you know what?

01:08:21.200 Josie would be a good idea 1.00

01:08:22.100 if we could get her to do it

01:08:23.180 because then. 1.00

01:08:24.560 Because Elon will retreat that shit. 1.00

01:08:26.220 Well, 1.00

01:08:26.500 hear me out.

01:08:28.000 Elon may have loud.

01:08:28.820 This is pretty horrible.

01:08:29.780 We're all concerned about 0.97

01:08:30.780 crucify these children. 0.70

01:08:32.920 We're all concerned 0.96

01:08:33.680 about the reputational fallout

01:08:35.320 is what,

01:08:35.700 you know,

01:08:36.040 Clint is.

01:08:36.800 But,

01:08:37.140 she has, 0.99

01:08:38.140 she works for fucking Tim Pool. 1.00

01:08:39.840 So this will almost immediately 0.99

01:08:41.240 after it gets run with

01:08:42.360 get covered by a major 0.99

01:08:43.560 fucking alt media. 0.99

01:08:45.360 So you'll have the backup 1.00

01:08:46.940 to that way

01:08:47.540 it becomes a major news story

01:08:48.680 of look how easy you don't.

01:08:50.040 No,

01:08:50.200 no,

01:08:50.280 no.

01:08:50.500 I want to riff on this Elon thing more

01:08:52.780 because I can just see him being like,

01:08:54.240 you have to see the irony

01:08:55.320 in that the Hamas

01:08:56.720 is showing the things

01:08:57.460 that the Jews did to Christ. 1.00

01:08:58.820 It's like small dog whistles.

01:09:03.440 Because like, 0.93

01:09:04.080 because like his autistic brain, 0.50

01:09:05.680 he like knows that happened

01:09:06.720 and he would just say it

01:09:07.600 and they would be like,

01:09:08.340 everyone's like, 0.99

01:09:08.640 you can't fucking say that. 0.99

01:09:10.100 You know, 0.99

01:09:10.680 I've,

01:09:10.920 I've never,

01:09:11.580 I've never seen any

01:09:12.580 evidence of aliens,

01:09:15.020 but I,

01:09:15.340 I've now seen

01:09:16.580 evidence of evil.

01:09:17.480 All right.

01:09:21.700 And his name is Josie.

01:09:25.040 And then he gets him

01:09:26.260 against Josie unfollowed.

01:09:27.780 No,

01:09:28.020 listen,

01:09:28.300 Josie,

01:09:28.580 it is a good idea.

01:09:29.440 And then when,

01:09:30.080 if it does go viral,

01:09:31.180 when it does go viral,

01:09:32.120 you just go to Tim

01:09:33.780 and you'd be like,

01:09:35.400 you see,

01:09:35.680 I'm,

01:09:35.880 I'm playing 3D chess,

01:09:37.280 Tim.

01:09:37.800 We're getting,

01:09:38.460 we're getting clicks.

01:09:39.140 I'm serving your agenda too.

01:09:40.800 I'm sure,

01:09:41.240 look,

01:09:41.500 I'm exploring this.

01:09:42.520 I love that she's going to spin this,

01:09:44.200 that,

01:09:44.720 hey,

01:09:45.040 you know how you wanted to be

01:09:45.920 a reputable news source,

01:09:47.780 Tim?

01:09:48.800 I just did the opposite of that.

01:09:51.140 I'm doing what's called

01:09:52.080 guerrilla misinformation.

01:09:53.720 No,

01:09:53.940 for real.

01:09:54.540 You can totally sell this.

01:09:56.260 You could sell it.

01:09:56.780 He could do it a quick little bit

01:09:58.200 and be like,

01:09:58.600 hey,

01:09:59.040 there's been a lot of misinformation.

01:10:00.320 So just as a trial run 1.00

01:10:01.280 to see if these dumb people 1.00

01:10:02.160 would fall for, 1.00

01:10:02.660 I mean,

01:10:02.780 obviously this isn't how

01:10:03.320 Tim would say it.

01:10:04.480 We just did this

01:10:05.400 and look how these people fell for it.

01:10:07.320 Like it would,

01:10:07.980 I don't know,

01:10:08.220 I think you could sell it.

01:10:09.220 The biggest piece

01:10:10.820 of war propaganda

01:10:12.800 has been propagated

01:10:13.720 by Miss Josie,

01:10:14.800 the red-headed libertarian.

01:10:15.660 We're going to go to her live right now.

01:10:17.680 Josie,

01:10:18.340 you have lost your job.

01:10:22.020 It's like,

01:10:22.360 Ben Shapiro has given us

01:10:24.360 a lawsuit.

01:10:25.680 We will now read that lawsuit

01:10:27.000 verbatim

01:10:27.660 for the hour and a half

01:10:29.220 on Tim Caskill.

01:10:29.580 My guest,

01:10:30.420 my guest,

01:10:30.960 Top Lobster.

01:10:33.520 Here to talk about

01:10:34.980 another contract.

01:10:38.220 You're talking about

01:10:39.500 a lawsuit from Ben Shapiro.

01:10:40.820 Another lengthy document

01:10:42.060 that I'm going to read

01:10:42.880 through with Top Lobster.

01:10:43.880 Just sits here

01:10:44.600 and goes,

01:10:44.820 talking about Josie's contract. 1.00

01:10:46.500 Fuck you. 1.00

01:10:49.120 I can just see like 1.00

01:10:50.180 Top getting up

01:10:50.800 and doing like the whole

01:10:51.600 bit from Joker

01:10:52.320 and he pulls out a gun 0.80

01:10:53.060 and shoots Tim.

01:10:55.820 Oh my God.

01:10:57.200 He says that 1.00

01:10:57.780 and then like the fucking 0.99

01:10:58.680 I really think that 0.98

01:11:04.220 we should reach out

01:11:04.820 to Dennis

01:11:05.100 and get this to happen.

01:11:07.320 Dennis already did

01:11:08.500 the USS Liberty thing 0.97

01:11:10.220 which was fucking hilarious. 0.83

01:11:11.900 This is legitimately 0.98

01:11:12.460 Josie still didn't say no.

01:11:14.820 She still didn't say no.

01:11:16.000 I genuinely think

01:11:16.680 this is genius.

01:11:17.380 And if you are someone

01:11:18.040 who has enough exposure

01:11:19.120 I just want to be

01:11:19.960 I just want to be

01:11:21.060 up front with you guys.

01:11:22.260 I will advise Josie

01:11:23.420 not to do this.

01:11:25.280 Why don't you do this?

01:11:26.820 Why don't you do this?

01:11:27.880 And then say

01:11:28.320 see how easy it is?

01:11:29.640 This is the reason

01:11:29.900 I'm not going to advise her

01:11:30.980 to do it

01:11:31.400 because it's insane.

01:11:33.020 It's not insane.

01:11:34.160 You're proving a point.

01:11:35.420 Think of the clout.

01:11:37.900 Think of the clout. 1.00

01:11:38.660 Think of all the fucking 1.00

01:11:39.600 death threats 1.00

01:11:40.140 you'll receive Clint.

01:11:41.020 This will be amazing.

01:11:42.440 If I can do this

01:11:43.020 I'd do it in a second.

01:11:44.260 You could do it.

01:11:45.280 No, no, no.

01:11:45.760 Listen, listen.

01:11:46.320 There's four different ways

01:11:47.180 we can do this happen.

01:11:48.120 Clint tweets it

01:11:48.800 which he just said he won't.

01:11:50.360 Josie tweets it.

01:11:51.020 I'm probably not.

01:11:52.760 Top changes his profile

01:11:54.260 to something

01:11:54.820 Dennis like

01:11:56.120 and he tweets it

01:11:57.020 or we get Dennis to do it

01:11:58.240 or we also do the same thing

01:11:59.480 with the Dennis like

01:12:00.080 with Top

01:12:00.580 but do it with the Tower Gang podcast.

01:12:01.800 Oh, change it to that 1.00

01:12:02.580 turtle faggot 1.00

01:12:03.300 that just got in trouble recently 1.00

01:12:04.340 as a reporter

01:12:04.800 who's in jail

01:12:05.480 so he can't even

01:12:06.040 protect it.

01:12:07.660 He can't even protect 1.00

01:12:08.360 the faggot. 1.00

01:12:08.640 That's our five options 1.00

01:12:09.280 because me,

01:12:10.720 me, Toad,

01:12:11.460 or Jose

01:12:12.020 don't have enough food.

01:12:12.320 Turtle Boy is totally right.

01:12:14.020 Hey, hey, hey,

01:12:14.700 Top, Top 1.00

01:12:15.100 change your fucking profile 1.00

01:12:16.220 to Ian Miles Chong 1.00

01:12:17.180 and put it out.

01:12:18.300 Listen, we 0.99

01:12:18.960 I get my shit news 0.99

01:12:20.000 for no reason now. 0.99

01:12:21.020 I got it perfectly.

01:12:21.540 No, but then

01:12:22.420 then I say

01:12:23.620 Ian's spreading 0.88

01:12:24.640 more misinformation

01:12:25.300 and I share it right away

01:12:26.440 because I quote tweeted

01:12:27.840 and say that.

01:12:28.420 We will figure it out.

01:12:29.260 I can just fake a tweet.

01:12:30.540 I can fake a tweet

01:12:31.320 from Ian Miles Chong.

01:12:32.560 That's what I'm saying?

01:12:33.440 I genuinely like

01:12:34.640 the Turtle Boy one

01:12:35.420 because multiple of us

01:12:37.300 have gotten beef with him 1.00

01:12:38.140 for him being a faggot. 1.00

01:12:39.400 He's also experiencing 1.00

01:12:40.420 legal problems

01:12:41.000 so he may not even be

01:12:41.820 in a position

01:12:42.240 where he can actually

01:12:42.860 do anything about it

01:12:43.680 so this lie can run

01:12:44.680 a little bit further

01:12:45.360 and people will be like,

01:12:46.340 Oh my God,

01:12:46.740 it's reporting.

01:12:46.860 He's experiencing legal problems?

01:12:47.940 Yes,

01:12:48.420 Toad shared something

01:12:50.040 in the group chat. 0.99

01:12:50.840 I don't fucking know. 0.97

01:12:51.260 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0.97

01:12:52.000 He's a...

01:12:52.840 Dude, alright.

01:12:54.300 Do it with the Tower Gang account. 0.52

01:12:56.920 Do it with the Tower Gang account. 0.52

01:12:57.860 Yeah, Tower Gang account.

01:12:58.800 Don't we have only like

01:12:59.560 5,000 followers?

01:13:01.000 We don't need to keep talking

01:13:01.980 about the logistics.

01:13:02.520 It doesn't matter.

01:13:03.440 The logistics is the only thing

01:13:04.740 we should be talking about right now.

01:13:05.620 Dennis had 2,000

01:13:07.040 and then Ness tweeted this.

01:13:08.320 He's got 18 with them like that.

01:13:08.420 You're the producer. 1.00

01:13:09.220 Read the fucking thing. 1.00

01:13:09.880 Next mailbag, 1.00

01:13:10.340 we're doing it.

01:13:11.060 Nicholas Shackelford says,

01:13:12.640 How would you...

01:13:13.300 Says Tower Gang pod,

01:13:14.340 Would you rather have 1.00

01:13:15.140 1,000 tiny arms on your penis 1.00

01:13:17.340 or 1,000 tiny penises 1.00

01:13:19.360 on your arms? 1.00

01:13:21.760 Okay, two questions.

01:13:23.540 How small are the arms?

01:13:26.440 And do they include...

01:13:26.720 Well, he said tiny.

01:13:27.940 Do they...

01:13:28.320 Yes.

01:13:28.980 He did say tiny. 0.99

01:13:30.520 Penis arms. 1.00

01:13:30.840 In relation to my penis. 1.00

01:13:34.040 Penis on the arm all the way up. 1.00

01:13:35.080 So, if my penis is already tiny, 1.00

01:13:36.920 how really tiny are these? 1.00

01:13:38.440 Just real quick.

01:13:39.040 Think of... 1.00

01:13:39.520 Your dick would not be functional 1.00

01:13:40.880 with all those arms on it. 1.00

01:13:42.540 Like, you...

01:13:42.820 You don't know that.

01:13:43.920 I think it might be.

01:13:44.960 Dude, they could be like mycelium.

01:13:46.240 They could be really tiny arms.

01:13:47.060 Yeah, yeah.

01:13:47.380 This is what I'm thinking.

01:13:48.000 It's like, how tiny are they?

01:13:49.580 And also... 1.00

01:13:50.240 Fucking flagellums. 1.00

01:13:51.140 Dude, what if the arms are all... 0.99

01:13:52.440 In that case, I want that.

01:13:53.520 So I'm kind of like pushing... 0.99

01:13:54.620 Dude, dick flagellums? 1.00

01:13:55.920 Dude, if you had dick flagellums 1.00

01:13:57.480 and you fucked a girl 1.00

01:13:58.360 with little arms 1.00

01:13:59.380 that were going like this...

01:14:00.440 Dude, she would... 0.91

01:14:01.020 You could hook in right

01:14:02.080 when you're about to nut

01:14:02.820 so she doesn't pull it out of her mouth.

01:14:04.240 Dude, if you didn't control the arms...

01:14:06.680 Oh, like...

01:14:07.460 No, dude, this is like...

01:14:08.680 This is like with Spider-Man...

01:14:09.740 And you're punching walls 1.00

01:14:09.920 of her pussy? 1.00

01:14:10.740 You remember when Spider-Man had... 1.00

01:14:12.160 They showed that

01:14:12.720 with the Tobey Maguire one

01:14:14.080 where the hairs came out

01:14:15.520 of his hands?

01:14:16.720 I can just see that

01:14:17.320 both inside...

01:14:18.320 So he has like a... 1.00

01:14:19.720 Like a dick that can climb... 1.00

01:14:21.220 Like a dick that can climb walls. 1.00

01:14:23.520 Like you just start... 1.00

01:14:24.300 You can just see the guy

01:14:25.120 just like...

01:14:25.700 He's naked

01:14:26.260 and he's just climbing up a wall 1.00

01:14:27.660 just like with his dick 1.00

01:14:28.640 pulling him up. 1.00

01:14:29.860 Like that's...

01:14:30.320 I'm going...

01:14:31.460 Dude, it's so much easier.

01:14:32.960 Tiny arms...

01:14:33.480 Do you think the tiny arms

01:14:34.100 have the strength of like Ant-Man

01:14:35.880 because they're...

01:14:36.480 No!

01:14:37.340 They're just like super strong.

01:14:38.340 All together.

01:14:39.140 All together

01:14:39.740 and then also just the friction

01:14:41.000 that they're causing.

01:14:42.820 Like it's like...

01:14:43.360 Strength in numbers.

01:14:44.220 Strength in numbers.

01:14:45.160 Yeah, dude, that one...

01:14:45.900 I mean like...

01:14:46.760 This isn't even like a hard choice.

01:14:48.260 I absolutely want 1.00

01:14:49.140 a thousand tiny arms on my dick. 1.00

01:14:50.660 Imagine having dicks 1.00

01:14:51.560 on your arms though 0.99

01:14:52.400 and they're just like...

01:14:53.680 You know like after you pee

01:14:54.780 you got like the last drop?

01:14:56.480 Yeah, why would you want that?

01:14:57.320 And then you're walking around

01:14:58.900 and then they all just have

01:14:59.720 like one last drop?

01:15:00.680 Yeah.

01:15:01.020 Yeah, what if they're all like...

01:15:02.820 Coming like...

01:15:03.860 Also, also... 0.99

01:15:05.140 It's like a fucking tidal wave 1.00

01:15:06.180 coming off your arm. 1.00

01:15:06.880 If you ever get caught...

01:15:07.380 If you ever get caught 0.99

01:15:08.000 masturbating, 0.99

01:15:08.800 they'd be like... 1.00

01:15:09.540 Were you just jerking off? 0.99

01:15:10.460 Like no, I was shaking hands. 0.99

01:15:12.120 Like that's all you just did.

01:15:12.960 Oh, but that's...

01:15:14.360 The one advantage maybe 0.99

01:15:15.620 of having all the small penises 1.00

01:15:16.980 is you can like jerk off 1.00

01:15:18.040 very covertly. 1.00

01:15:18.960 Like I wasn't jerking off. 0.95

01:15:19.880 What are you talking about? 0.97

01:15:20.640 I'm just...

01:15:21.120 On your arms?

01:15:22.240 Yeah, just playing with my arms over here.

01:15:23.840 Dude, do you know Toad's life

01:15:25.520 would be ruined 0.99

01:15:26.040 because he'd have to jerk 0.98

01:15:26.760 each one off? 0.96

01:15:28.860 That's the only...

01:15:29.520 Now, that is an advantage.

01:15:31.100 He names them.

01:15:31.920 It is kind of an advantage.

01:15:33.280 Can you like...

01:15:33.980 That's extreme completionism.

01:15:35.540 Is there a refractory period 0.99

01:15:36.980 for each individual penis? 1.00

01:15:39.060 Or is it all penises? 1.00

01:15:40.220 Like if I jerk off one penis, 1.00

01:15:41.820 do they all come at the same time? 1.00

01:15:43.520 And that's a wait 30 minutes

01:15:44.780 to do it again?

01:15:45.500 Dude, let's hope

01:15:46.100 because otherwise

01:15:46.700 you're going to have 0.99

01:15:47.200 fucking terrible blue arms. 1.00

01:15:48.420 Yeah, you just jerk off one dick 1.00

01:15:51.500 and it's just like 1.00

01:15:52.300 it comes and you're like

01:15:53.200 ah.

01:15:53.900 Like every day 0.99

01:15:54.560 you have to jerk off 1.00

01:15:55.140 every dick. 1.00

01:15:57.240 I'm imagining there are balls. 1.00

01:15:58.740 Would there be a scenario 0.96

01:15:59.880 where there are like

01:16:00.500 a bunch of like

01:16:01.020 very tiny women 1.00

01:16:02.060 and you can put your arm around 1.00

01:16:02.940 and be fucking all of them 1.00

01:16:03.860 simultaneously? 1.00

01:16:04.720 Oh, that's true.

01:16:05.500 I didn't think about that.

01:16:07.020 What if woman... 1.00

01:16:07.940 What if you're like 0.73

01:16:08.800 mashing woman 1.00

01:16:09.400 and have vaginas on her arm 1.00

01:16:10.660 and you guys fuck like this? 1.00

01:16:13.380 You just fucking... 1.00

01:16:14.600 Yeah, just like a nasty... 1.00

01:16:16.620 Like all of them

01:16:17.160 at the same time. 0.82

01:16:17.520 Oh, that's disgusting.

01:16:18.900 I'm still going the arms 1.00

01:16:19.520 on the dick. 1.00

01:16:19.540 This is like Rick and Morty shit, right? 1.00

01:16:21.300 That's a long embrace. 0.99

01:16:22.120 Actually, that's the first thing

01:16:23.240 I thought of too

01:16:23.880 was like Rick and Morty. 0.99

01:16:25.300 It's arms on dick, easy. 1.00

01:16:27.200 They can grab shit. 1.00

01:16:28.240 Like, dude, this is so... 1.00

01:16:29.340 Honestly,

01:16:30.320 we should be evolving

01:16:31.400 to have...

01:16:31.880 You know, a bad guy

01:16:32.880 when you're asking the question.

01:16:34.100 Who asked that question, Toad?

01:16:36.720 He's in here too.

01:16:37.800 Nicholas Shackelford.

01:16:38.680 He's in the chat.

01:16:39.160 You're banned from asking questions. 1.00

01:16:40.780 This question was so fucking stupid. 1.00

01:16:42.600 It was amazing. 1.00

01:16:43.560 I love you.

01:16:43.960 Nicholas, that's all you want.

01:16:45.420 I thought it was funny. 1.00

01:16:46.220 Shut up. 1.00

01:16:46.960 Shut up. 1.00

01:16:47.660 I'm going to break from the group. 1.00

01:16:48.300 I'm still sticking by dicks on arm 0.98

01:16:50.000 because I do think 0.98

01:16:50.960 there's no way,

01:16:52.040 biologically speaking,

01:16:53.260 no matter the size of the arms

01:16:54.740 that you'd be able...

01:16:55.580 That it wouldn't affect

01:16:56.680 the sexual function.

01:16:58.220 You know what I mean?

01:16:58.500 Because arms aren't as sensitive 0.99

01:16:59.680 as dicks. 1.00

01:16:59.760 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:17:00.560 So it'd be like wearing a condom 1.00

01:17:01.560 almost, but worse. 1.00

01:17:02.580 Dude, you have a weak... 1.00

01:17:03.400 You have a weak boner. 1.00

01:17:05.020 Yeah. 0.93

01:17:05.440 You think you can't hold up 1.00

01:17:07.320 a thousand fucking 1.00

01:17:08.140 flagellum arms on your cock? 1.00

01:17:09.640 I'm saying you put your dick... 1.00

01:17:11.140 Like, just imagine... 1.00

01:17:11.860 You wouldn't feel it.

01:17:12.840 It's like...

01:17:13.160 Yeah, you wouldn't be able

01:17:13.920 to feel it as well.

01:17:14.460 What's the feeling

01:17:14.720 on your arms, though?

01:17:15.960 But not the same feeling 1.00

01:17:17.080 you have in your dick 1.00

01:17:17.960 or else you'd jerk 1.00

01:17:18.660 your arm off, 1.00

01:17:19.280 you dumb fuck. 1.00

01:17:20.240 Dude, I would use my dick arms 1.00

01:17:22.240 to jerk off my dick. 1.00

01:17:24.520 I'm so confused. 1.00

01:17:26.060 I don't know

01:17:26.380 what anyone's talking about.

01:17:27.020 Yeah, you know how

01:17:28.000 you can give yourself a hug? 1.00

01:17:29.760 Can my dick arms 1.00

01:17:31.360 give my dick its own hug? 1.00

01:17:32.340 Why can't it? 1.00

01:17:33.340 Yeah.

01:17:34.520 I don't think logistics

01:17:35.220 work there.

01:17:36.660 But alright, next question.

01:17:37.720 Oh, maybe that's what it is.

01:17:39.160 It's like, it's proportionate

01:17:40.520 to your body.

01:17:41.740 How big your arms are

01:17:42.860 to your body

01:17:43.420 is how big the arms 1.00

01:17:44.700 are to your dick. 1.00

01:17:45.860 So it can. 1.00

01:17:46.660 It just has like a...

01:17:48.020 Oh, at that point

01:17:49.680 then it's kind of weird.

01:17:51.040 Well, if you have

01:17:51.520 a thousand of them

01:17:52.220 that's an enormous amount

01:17:53.460 of arms.

01:17:53.560 Yeah, it wouldn't even fit.

01:17:55.780 They'd have to be flagellum arms.

01:17:56.660 That is true.

01:17:57.280 It would be like...

01:17:58.400 Have you guys ever wore

01:17:59.300 like a specialized condom

01:18:02.040 or something like that

01:18:02.700 that like...

01:18:03.220 Like a rib for her pleasure?

01:18:04.760 Yeah, yeah.

01:18:05.140 It's like, I don't feel it

01:18:06.000 but she does.

01:18:06.660 That's kind of what

01:18:07.140 the arms thing are.

01:18:08.200 She'll be getting old 0.96

01:18:09.120 like the sensation.

01:18:10.280 It'll be like a raven there.

01:18:11.420 Your wife will not be 0.97

01:18:12.580 complaining with your

01:18:13.320 messing with arms.

01:18:13.560 I get off more

01:18:14.940 on the woman getting off

01:18:16.180 so I think I'd be fine.

01:18:18.240 Well, you better

01:18:18.700 because you're never

01:18:19.460 getting off otherwise.

01:18:20.540 Yeah, I would have to.

01:18:22.440 He's like, well,

01:18:23.100 if she doesn't get off

01:18:24.020 I usually get punched afterward 0.52

01:18:25.340 and she bites me. 0.99

01:18:27.080 So I strapped all these arms 1.00

01:18:28.720 to my dick 1.00

01:18:29.260 and problem solved. 1.00

01:18:30.640 Yeah, that's why...

01:18:31.180 Is that why Liz broke your phone?

01:18:32.840 That's why she threw it 1.00

01:18:33.460 against the wall or whatever?

01:18:35.440 Why? 0.91

01:18:35.680 Because I didn't make her orgasm? 0.96

01:18:36.620 Yeah, we can see the chat. 0.91

01:18:37.620 Yeah, we can see the chat.

01:18:38.500 She got to heavies.

01:18:39.680 Wait, are you referring

01:18:40.260 to us as retards? 0.63

01:18:41.840 Top heavy lobster?

01:18:43.620 But it's not a picture

01:18:44.360 of Top's mom.

01:18:45.040 It's a picture of the woman.

01:18:46.120 There's going to be

01:18:46.840 in the chat

01:18:47.300 a Top heavy lobster 0.99

01:18:48.400 and lobster with huge tits 0.98

01:18:49.780 here soon. 0.99

01:18:50.300 That's what it's going to be.

01:18:51.100 All right, next question, Toad.

01:18:53.320 All right.

01:18:54.700 Definitely not a goyim. 1.00

01:18:56.340 Would you rather...

01:18:57.340 Guys, do you realize

01:18:58.380 that we had like

01:18:59.680 all these videos

01:19:00.540 from last week

01:19:01.300 where almost an hour and a half

01:19:02.960 and we're not going to hit it.

01:19:03.940 We're not going to hit it.

01:19:04.020 We're going to hit it. 0.83

01:19:04.040 We're going to hit it.

01:19:04.060 We've been riffing like crazy.

01:19:08.700 Do you want me to skip

01:19:10.160 to the last one?

01:19:10.720 No, go.

01:19:11.800 Well, no, he's actually right.

01:19:13.360 We probably should

01:19:13.620 skip to the last one.

01:19:14.080 No, we love our patrons.

01:19:16.360 Go ahead.

01:19:17.020 Yeah, read them first.

01:19:18.120 Just be fast.

01:19:19.100 Definitely not a goyim. 1.00

01:19:20.660 Would you rather

01:19:21.280 fill a rubber glove

01:19:22.240 with bees,

01:19:23.120 tie off the end, 1.00

01:19:24.000 shove it in your ass 1.00

01:19:25.060 and leave it there 1.00

01:19:25.620 for 24 hours

01:19:26.700 or welcome a migrant

01:19:28.660 onto your property

01:19:29.660 for a picnic?

01:19:31.560 Migrant? 0.90

01:19:32.720 I guess.

01:19:33.360 What was the first one?

01:19:34.500 Something awful?

01:19:35.440 Put a condom 1.00

01:19:36.140 full of bees in your ass. 1.00

01:19:37.300 Fill a rubber glove 1.00

01:19:38.200 with bees 1.00

01:19:38.760 and put it in your ass 1.00

01:19:39.700 for 24 hours. 1.00

01:19:40.340 Where is the migrant from?

01:19:42.440 I don't know.

01:19:43.340 Oh, that's just a migrant. 0.99

01:19:44.960 You're rolling the dice here.

01:19:46.240 Yeah, it's either 0.96

01:19:47.480 I get to orgasm 1.00

01:19:48.860 or my family dies. 1.00

01:19:50.820 Right.

01:19:51.280 Well, here's the thing.

01:19:52.100 I'm allergic to bees 0.98

01:19:53.920 but I hate immigrants. 0.98

01:19:56.040 I feel like you're allergic 0.99

01:19:56.460 to a lot of things. 1.00

01:19:57.400 I hate immigrants so much 1.00

01:19:58.560 I would still take the bees. 1.00

01:20:00.540 It's all the vaccines

01:20:01.420 that your mom gave you probably.

01:20:02.640 No, she gave me very few actually

01:20:05.660 and my only

01:20:06.420 my only

01:20:07.160 whatever batch you got

01:20:08.540 was flawed.

01:20:09.000 My only allergies

01:20:09.440 are bees and penicillin. 0.57

01:20:11.140 I'm the only two.

01:20:11.860 I'm pro-vaccine now.

01:20:12.300 That's it.

01:20:14.240 All right.

01:20:15.040 We can rid the world of toads.

01:20:16.560 I think we have

01:20:16.880 I think we have another one

01:20:17.580 we have one more. 1.00

01:20:18.660 I'm going bees in my ass. 1.00

01:20:20.240 One more. 1.00

01:20:21.300 Private Pile

01:20:22.280 not to produce

01:20:23.520 but couldn't you think of

01:20:25.000 could you

01:20:25.780 you couldn't think of a better time

01:20:27.860 for Kike or Rike. 0.90

01:20:29.180 Boy, were you right.

01:20:31.940 We're playing it, baby.

01:20:33.280 Do we have a graphic for this

01:20:34.480 or are we just going to do it?

01:20:35.200 Is that the question?

01:20:35.720 No, let's all imagine

01:20:36.540 we had a graphic though.

01:20:37.460 That would be cool.

01:20:38.400 Whoa, that's beautiful, Top.

01:20:39.900 I can't believe you're

01:20:40.580 putting so much work on this.

01:20:41.480 We got to make one.

01:20:42.500 So Kike or Rike. 1.00

01:20:44.440 People are familiar

01:20:45.240 with this game.

01:20:45.900 Be like, OY. 0.95

01:20:47.440 It's the game

01:20:48.280 OY Goy

01:20:49.920 Oh, that's another name

01:20:53.700 another name

01:20:54.680 another name for the game

01:20:55.680 is OY or Goy 0.99

01:20:56.700 holy shit. 0.99

01:20:58.860 This is the game 1.00

01:20:59.880 OY Goy needs to be 1.00

01:21:00.620 a fucking shirt. 1.00

01:21:01.540 This is the game 1.00

01:21:02.540 that Spike Cohen

01:21:03.580 refused to play.

01:21:05.240 I would wear

01:21:05.940 an OY Goy shirt. 0.97

01:21:06.960 It still fucks me up. 0.95

01:21:08.280 He wouldn't play it 0.96

01:21:09.300 as Zion or Zyklon

01:21:10.600 which is the least

01:21:11.280 offensive version of it.

01:21:12.360 We already pulled it down

01:21:13.460 because we knew 1.00

01:21:13.860 he was going to be a faggot. 1.00

01:21:14.960 You know what? 1.00

01:21:15.340 I'm still upset about that.

01:21:16.260 He refused.

01:21:17.140 My t-shirt manufacturer

01:21:18.900 in London

01:21:19.600 the guy is Palestinian

01:21:21.060 and he's going to get

01:21:22.580 like 15 of these shirts

01:21:24.000 and he's going to

01:21:25.220 have like

01:21:25.660 it's going to show up

01:21:26.820 on his page

01:21:27.300 and he's going to be like

01:21:27.680 are we going to print this?

01:21:29.000 Because like

01:21:29.460 they've never told me no

01:21:30.440 and I know that 1.00

01:21:31.660 they printed some wild shit 0.99

01:21:32.940 but like 0.99

01:21:33.760 I think I'm just going to 0.96

01:21:34.880 keep hitting him 0.95

01:21:35.340 with the next thing.

01:21:36.480 Are you sending him

01:21:37.020 the paragliding one?

01:21:38.500 Well people bought it

01:21:39.320 so he's going to be

01:21:39.960 printing it.

01:21:40.680 People bought it? 1.00

01:21:41.600 Shit dude. 1.00

01:21:42.360 This shit is going to get 1.00

01:21:43.160 like fucking murdered 1.00

01:21:44.460 by the fucking IDF. 1.00

01:21:46.260 They're going to have 1.00

01:21:47.540 they're going to have

01:21:48.080 like a meeting

01:21:49.340 at their job

01:21:50.160 like I know that

01:21:51.240 we've been getting

01:21:51.700 some weird t-shirts lately

01:21:52.900 is everybody

01:21:53.340 so comfortable

01:21:54.100 printing them?

01:21:55.900 So Kiker Reich 0.99

01:21:57.060 it's timely

01:21:58.140 because the idea

01:21:58.960 is that you have to

01:21:59.840 guess where these

01:22:01.060 quotes come from

01:22:01.800 are they either

01:22:02.400 Nazis talking about

01:22:03.580 the Jews

01:22:04.100 or are they Zionists 0.90

01:22:05.360 talking about

01:22:05.800 the Palestinians?

01:22:06.900 So great.

01:22:07.780 And at least one of them

01:22:08.700 is very recent.

01:22:09.200 You know what I realized?

01:22:09.980 Some of the other ones

01:22:10.600 were dug up recently.

01:22:11.900 This is what I realized

01:22:12.820 and I'm kind of glad

01:22:14.100 that we don't do this show

01:22:15.140 in front of a crowd

01:22:15.840 all the time

01:22:16.200 because if we did

01:22:17.420 they would just

01:22:18.280 take it upon themselves

01:22:19.160 randomly to just

01:22:20.280 like tower the N-word 0.55

01:22:21.760 or something like that.

01:22:22.660 And it would start

01:22:23.320 to get real uncomfortable

01:22:24.480 after the wall.

01:22:25.220 Art Heckler

01:22:26.760 would just be like 0.99

01:22:27.740 nigger! 1.00

01:22:28.920 They did it 0.99

01:22:29.640 during the live show.

01:22:31.380 Yo that's a great 0.99

01:22:32.080 fucking 1.00

01:22:32.380 that's a great live chant 1.00

01:22:33.520 though to have

01:22:34.140 a whole audience here.

01:22:35.160 I will give it

01:22:36.060 so this is what

01:22:36.760 y'all can do

01:22:37.300 if we'll compromise

01:22:38.300 with you.

01:22:39.000 You have to bring

01:22:39.920 cards of single letters

01:22:41.540 and raise them up.

01:22:42.760 And hold them up

01:22:43.320 and you can't

01:22:44.440 you can't communicate

01:22:45.220 with each other beforehand.

01:22:46.960 It can't be like

01:22:47.500 five guys in the same row.

01:22:48.860 It's gotta be

01:22:49.760 you just bring

01:22:51.100 a random letter

01:22:52.260 and then you have to

01:22:54.640 find

01:22:55.000 five other 1.00

01:22:55.740 fucking awesome 1.00

01:22:56.400 human beings 1.00

01:22:56.880 to just be best friends with.

01:22:57.880 You can't bring

01:22:58.180 like a Q 0.81

01:22:59.220 and be like

01:22:59.800 a maybe

01:23:00.200 and then just like

01:23:01.080 We're gonna be

01:23:01.880 checking at the door

01:23:03.300 Actually that'd be

01:23:03.760 really funny

01:23:04.280 just bring random letters

01:23:05.500 and if you can

01:23:06.100 actually just

01:23:06.740 someone spells out

01:23:07.480 Only letters

01:23:08.360 that are in the N-word

01:23:09.280 will be allowed in.

01:23:10.040 This works well

01:23:10.580 because there's five of us

01:23:11.720 so we can like

01:23:12.760 you know go down

01:23:13.520 one was go

01:23:13.880 N, R, G 1.00

01:23:15.020 like each separate person

01:23:16.220 and then we point

01:23:16.840 to the audience

01:23:17.400 for the last R

01:23:18.200 and then like

01:23:19.200 then we pick up

01:23:20.040 Give us the hard R! 0.86

01:23:21.500 Yo and then

01:23:21.900 it gets faster. 1.00

01:23:23.220 It's a fucking 1.00

01:23:23.600 and then we tell 1.00

01:23:25.000 the hype 0.57

01:23:25.780 I can R

01:23:26.560 and then someone

01:23:27.760 goes

01:23:27.920 I got the I! 0.89

01:23:29.340 And then we go

01:23:29.960 N, I, G, G, E

01:23:31.640 and then we point 1.00

01:23:32.280 to the crap 0.99

01:23:32.600 N, R, G, G, E 1.00

01:23:34.000 First I, G, G

01:23:35.260 First quote is

01:23:36.920 Literally be like

01:23:38.280 What is his spell?

01:23:39.220 What is his spell?

01:23:41.000 What is his spell?

01:23:42.020 And then we go

01:23:42.560 call the cops 1.00

01:23:43.300 Get these fucking guys out of here 1.00

01:23:45.340 We just turn the microphones around 1.00

01:23:46.480 with the cameras

01:23:46.940 and be like

01:23:47.300 Dude 0.98

01:23:48.280 Fire them all 0.99

01:23:49.440 Fire them all 1.00

01:23:50.020 immediately 0.99

01:23:50.360 Imagine doing this

01:23:51.880 in front of like

01:23:52.500 Shane Hazel

01:23:53.220 and Spike Cohen 1.00

01:23:54.600 and fucking 1.00

01:23:55.540 Michael Recktenwald 0.99

01:23:56.380 I want to do it

01:23:56.920 in front of Chase Oliver

01:23:58.600 Let's do this in Georgia 0.78

01:24:00.300 We do this in Georgia

01:24:02.880 and then after we do it

01:24:04.380 we look at them

01:24:04.960 and we go

01:24:05.360 Do you see what's going on

01:24:06.560 with your party?

01:24:07.600 No

01:24:07.680 Do it

01:24:08.000 Do it during the presidential debate

01:24:11.740 when I'm on stage

01:24:12.000 But I want to say this

01:24:13.820 We are going to Georgia

01:24:15.240 and we also

01:24:16.420 we need people to

01:24:17.320 like buy tickets

01:24:18.160 for this place

01:24:18.680 for this thing

01:24:19.380 All right

01:24:19.720 And if we get

01:24:21.360 the amount of tickets

01:24:22.620 that we need to sell

01:24:23.340 Have you guys ever heard

01:24:24.200 Cole

01:24:24.740 have you ever heard

01:24:25.300 the Christian song

01:24:26.060 Were You There

01:24:26.820 When They Crucified My Lord

01:24:28.440 My wife

01:24:29.520 So I sent them the picture

01:24:31.400 I sent her these pictures

01:24:32.380 so that I could

01:24:32.900 work on them later

01:24:33.760 because they're like buried

01:24:34.500 and she goes

01:24:35.260 Were you there

01:24:35.780 when they crucified my kids

01:24:37.740 It causes me to tremble 1.00

01:24:41.020 This shit is so funny 1.00

01:24:42.060 If the fakertarians 1.00

01:24:43.460 catch wind

01:24:44.080 that we're going to LP Georgia

01:24:45.500 they will absolutely

01:24:46.580 have a plant in there

01:24:47.660 to like

01:24:48.420 catch the footage

01:24:49.580 and put it out

01:24:50.340 Oh no

01:24:51.360 Don't promote our content

01:24:52.660 Do you think they'll say hi?

01:24:53.320 Do you think they'll say hi?

01:24:54.600 Ray Epps in there

01:24:55.380 It's fine

01:24:55.720 No

01:24:55.960 They won't say hi

01:24:56.600 First quote is

01:24:58.020 Blanks were born 1.00

01:24:59.540 only to serve us

01:25:00.780 Without that

01:25:01.460 they have no place

01:25:02.440 in the world

01:25:03.200 How many what?

01:25:05.560 I'm going to say

01:25:06.320 Zionists 1.00

01:25:07.060 Yeah

01:25:07.340 This is Zionists 1.00

01:25:08.060 That's easy

01:25:08.760 Zionists 1.00

01:25:09.400 Zionists 1.00

01:25:10.240 I'm going Zionists 1.00

01:25:10.860 I don't think

01:25:11.600 I don't think

01:25:12.000 the

01:25:12.220 I don't think

01:25:13.580 the Nazis 0.71

01:25:13.960 were

01:25:14.440 I don't think

01:25:14.760 the Nazis 0.71

01:25:15.160 were wanting

01:25:15.840 like the Jews 1.00

01:25:17.760 to serve them

01:25:18.700 I don't know

01:25:19.480 they had them

01:25:20.140 in concentration camps

01:25:21.720 in war camps

01:25:22.600 Yeah

01:25:22.640 killing camps

01:25:23.600 Yeah

01:25:23.940 No that was for sure

01:25:24.940 No they were

01:25:25.840 enslaving them

01:25:26.640 That was for sure 0.73

01:25:27.620 the Jews

01:25:28.060 and it was actually

01:25:28.800 a rabbi

01:25:29.320 who said it

01:25:29.900 I saw this

01:25:30.960 Top is correct

01:25:32.420 Everybody is correct

01:25:33.840 the blank

01:25:36.020 the blank was

01:25:36.280 Goyim

01:25:37.000 and it is from

01:25:37.940 Rabbi Ovedia Yosef

01:25:40.260 That's crazy

01:25:41.560 It's not crazy

01:25:43.120 it's what they believe

01:25:43.860 Yeah

01:25:44.160 they literally

01:25:45.000 just believe

01:25:45.500 that we are

01:25:46.060 just like

01:25:46.520 we should be

01:25:47.040 their foot

01:25:47.400 I love

01:25:48.800 Top's just like

01:25:50.000 it's not crazy

01:25:51.000 it's just his belief

01:25:52.100 it's like 1.00

01:25:52.440 it's a fucking 1.00

01:25:53.420 fucked up belief 1.00

01:25:54.240 dude 0.99

01:25:54.580 This is what I'm saying

01:25:55.900 It's like

01:25:56.240 Everyone gets mad at me

01:25:58.660 or like

01:25:59.140 they'll be like

01:25:59.560 yo you know

01:26:00.180 you're going a little

01:26:01.080 too far

01:26:01.640 going a little hard

01:26:02.580 and I was like

01:26:03.240 listen

01:26:03.700 this is what they

01:26:04.480 think about me

01:26:05.240 I'm aware of

01:26:06.220 what you think about me 0.99

01:26:07.160 that other fucking 1.00

01:26:08.000 guy that don't 1.00

01:26:08.760 tase me bro 1.00

01:26:09.300 same shit 1.00

01:26:09.700 I know what you think 1.00

01:26:10.500 and then you're gonna

01:26:11.580 come here and like

01:26:12.360 want mercy

01:26:13.320 or like

01:26:13.840 first off

01:26:14.520 this is just Twitter

01:26:15.120 this is rhetoric

01:26:15.780 you know

01:26:16.300 in real life

01:26:17.240 I wouldn't like

01:26:17.900 go and just 1.00

01:26:18.360 fucking kick you 1.00

01:26:18.940 down the stairs 1.00

01:26:19.440 but I'm allowed

01:26:20.640 to say what I want

01:26:21.320 to say because

01:26:21.780 that's what you

01:26:22.200 think about me

01:26:23.200 to point out

01:26:25.040 their religion real quick 0.93

01:26:26.040 think about this

01:26:26.700 I know most of our

01:26:27.440 audience is probably

01:26:28.020 Christian or at least 0.59

01:26:28.720 been around Christian

01:26:29.480 because you're American

01:26:30.160 or at least you know

01:26:31.360 some Christians

01:26:31.760 so you have a decent

01:26:33.460 idea of the Bible

01:26:34.100 I feel like most of us

01:26:35.340 remember the Old Testament

01:26:36.280 somewhat 0.98

01:26:36.780 it's kind of fucked up 0.96

01:26:38.280 now imagine if they 0.98

01:26:39.360 just go

01:26:39.720 alright we're done

01:26:40.500 that's it

01:26:41.140 no like

01:26:41.960 Jesus come back

01:26:42.600 just kidding

01:26:43.120 we're cool now

01:26:43.700 none of that 0.99

01:26:44.080 none of that shit before 0.99

01:26:45.000 that's what they believe 0.99

01:26:46.200 it's basically

01:26:48.840 the Quran too

01:26:49.640 that's like why

01:26:50.160 they hate each other

01:26:50.720 because they're both

01:26:51.540 they're both reading

01:26:52.460 from like

01:26:52.900 a vicious book

01:26:53.960 they're both reading

01:26:55.400 that like

01:26:55.800 hey these other guys

01:26:56.640 are like the worst 0.98

01:26:57.440 and they should

01:26:57.900 you should totally 0.97

01:26:58.400 enslave them 0.98

01:26:58.940 and they're like 1.00

01:26:59.340 holy shit 0.99

01:27:00.360 they're like 1.00

01:27:01.100 wait wait wait

01:27:01.820 my book says that

01:27:03.100 about you

01:27:03.680 we must go to war 0.98

01:27:05.280 then

01:27:05.500 I guess I'm gonna 1.00

01:27:07.400 kill you over this 1.00

01:27:08.120 where's your baby's at 1.00

01:27:09.240 I'm pretty sure

01:27:10.260 it's a 64 IQ

01:27:11.220 you're not reading

01:27:12.100 anything though

01:27:12.760 at least Christians

01:27:13.760 though like

01:27:14.260 you get to the

01:27:15.180 next the New Testament

01:27:16.000 and you're like

01:27:16.340 alright let's be cool

01:27:17.160 now please love

01:27:17.880 Jesus comes in

01:27:18.720 and he's like

01:27:19.020 hey remember all that 1.00

01:27:19.700 other shit 0.99

01:27:20.220 like that doesn't 0.98

01:27:20.820 count no more

01:27:21.400 dude what if

01:27:22.580 what if they have

01:27:23.120 picture Korans

01:27:24.040 just for the Palestinians

01:27:25.080 because they can't read

01:27:25.980 it's all pictures of 0.99

01:27:29.120 Mohammed having sex 1.00

01:27:29.960 with kids 1.00

01:27:30.320 they're like

01:27:30.600 hmm

01:27:30.860 we cancelled

01:27:35.240 we cancelled bro

01:27:36.620 everybody can get it

01:27:38.120 this week

01:27:38.500 everybody 1.00

01:27:38.980 fuck 1.00

01:27:39.380 I don't care 1.00

01:27:40.280 we have offended

01:27:41.880 everybody

01:27:42.840 they just thought

01:27:43.600 it was like

01:27:43.980 they just thought

01:27:44.440 it was like

01:27:44.820 a rule book

01:27:45.420 just like

01:27:45.940 he just said 1.00

01:27:46.300 fuck another kid 1.00

01:27:47.820 another one 1.00

01:27:49.180 I guess I could

01:27:50.780 just do this

01:27:51.300 as much as I want

01:27:52.120 he was like 0.99

01:27:53.280 oh beheaded a kid 1.00

01:27:54.620 alright fuck it 1.00

01:27:55.300 let's go 1.00

01:27:56.060 was he a jewish

01:27:57.260 I can't tell

01:27:58.200 he flips the page

01:27:58.960 it's like

01:27:59.380 is that a flying machine

01:28:00.960 he flips the page

01:28:03.940 he hits the switch

01:28:04.960 the fan turns on

01:28:05.900 and he's like

01:28:06.240 let's go brother

01:28:07.000 let's go

01:28:07.380 number two

01:28:09.500 is the blank

01:28:10.660 was only and always

01:28:11.980 a parasite

01:28:12.820 in the body 0.99

01:28:13.780 of other peoples

01:28:14.800 the blanks

01:28:15.720 are a people

01:28:16.220 under whose

01:28:16.820 parasitism

01:28:17.900 the whole of

01:28:19.140 honest humanity

01:28:19.960 is suffering

01:28:20.860 that's definitely

01:28:21.960 that's definitely

01:28:22.600 that's right

01:28:23.400 that's not

01:28:24.780 see

01:28:25.020 yeah

01:28:25.900 I think anytime

01:28:26.640 we talk about parasites

01:28:27.560 I know it's hard

01:28:28.840 but I feel like

01:28:30.120 the the Jews

01:28:31.220 are always called 1.00

01:28:31.960 like parasites

01:28:32.620 or pestilence

01:28:33.960 or something like that

01:28:34.580 like that

01:28:34.900 so yeah

01:28:35.660 I'm gonna go right

01:28:36.180 like that's what

01:28:36.780 they like to call

01:28:37.380 I feel like the Jews 1.00

01:28:38.440 like to call everybody

01:28:39.100 else like

01:28:39.720 if he said

01:28:41.260 if he said that

01:28:42.000 this was from

01:28:42.460 Ben Shapiro

01:28:43.140 I'd say 1.00

01:28:44.040 fuck yeah maybe 1.00

01:28:45.180 I'd accept it 1.00

01:28:46.480 I don't know

01:28:47.980 I'm gonna say Jew 1.00

01:28:50.240 because just

01:28:50.780 just to be contrary

01:28:52.140 I'm going right

01:28:52.840 I'm saying that

01:28:53.300 this is a

01:28:53.880 like a kite

01:28:54.500 my bad

01:28:54.940 by the way

01:28:56.040 I have

01:28:56.440 I have Ron Coleman

01:28:57.300 in my DMs right now

01:28:58.240 trying to argue with me

01:28:59.340 that that that

01:29:00.120 nuking Palestine 1.00

01:29:01.160 is not the same

01:29:01.960 as genocide 0.99

01:29:02.440 I know you fucking don't 0.99

01:29:05.080 I swear to god 0.99

01:29:06.360 it's crazy

01:29:07.420 he's saying

01:29:08.180 he's saying

01:29:08.580 I'm I'm

01:29:09.320 I'm working

01:29:10.720 sloppily with the use

01:29:12.360 of the term genocide

01:29:13.160 and I'm like

01:29:13.680 I'm like Ron

01:29:14.320 go through my mentions

01:29:15.160 I have hundreds

01:29:16.720 if not thousands

01:29:17.680 of replies saying

01:29:18.580 let's glass Palestine 1.00

01:29:20.160 let's nuke Palestine 1.00

01:29:21.380 flatten it 0.99

01:29:22.220 glass them

01:29:22.780 end them

01:29:23.360 and I'm like

01:29:24.260 that's all calls

01:29:25.380 for genocide dude

01:29:26.100 he's like

01:29:26.460 he's like no

01:29:27.020 he's like

01:29:27.680 if you were to drop 0.85

01:29:28.300 a bomb on San Diego 0.98

01:29:29.100 would that be a genocide

01:29:29.800 I was like

01:29:30.400 yeah 0.87

01:29:30.580 if all of the black 0.99

01:29:31.760 people live there 0.98

01:29:32.540 it would be Ron

01:29:33.560 it would be a dangerous

01:29:35.240 logic

01:29:35.760 yeah but I'd support it

01:29:37.200 try telling the world

01:29:38.580 try tweeting

01:29:39.340 like Clint

01:29:40.280 after this tweet

01:29:41.300 the holocaust 0.91

01:29:42.200 wasn't a genocide

01:29:43.060 and see how they feel

01:29:44.360 about it

01:29:44.540 technically

01:29:45.980 by his logic

01:29:47.040 it wasn't

01:29:47.860 you know

01:29:48.320 they all didn't die

01:29:49.540 so

01:29:49.820 DM him that right now

01:29:51.340 DM him that right now

01:29:52.400 say it was a loose genocide

01:29:53.540 I mean I've seen better

01:29:54.600 a loose genocide

01:29:55.360 Russia did 50 million

01:29:56.620 they call it a genocide

01:30:00.160 6 million

01:30:01.200 it wasn't the most

01:30:02.680 impressive

01:30:03.980 it did some numbers

01:30:05.260 but

01:30:05.520 I can't believe

01:30:05.960 he's actually like

01:30:06.960 I'm not impressed

01:30:07.300 like this is like

01:30:08.720 also why does it matter

01:30:09.800 if it's like

01:30:10.240 is he just like

01:30:10.780 semantically arguing

01:30:11.920 like not a genocide

01:30:13.300 you don't need to say

01:30:14.060 like

01:30:14.320 have you seen him

01:30:15.280 he's clearly Jewish

01:30:16.520 it's just amazing 0.96

01:30:18.520 his nose is so crooked

01:30:22.120 he's got one of those

01:30:22.980 face on profile pictures

01:30:24.160 and it still looks like

01:30:25.040 it's from like sideways

01:30:26.040 yeah

01:30:26.780 well their noses look like that

01:30:29.200 because they lie often

01:30:30.580 by the way

01:30:32.380 apparently

01:30:32.780 Austin Peterson

01:30:34.120 is holding his own

01:30:34.900 against Keith

01:30:36.480 really?

01:30:38.040 Keith Woods?

01:30:38.560 no way

01:30:39.100 yeah that's what he said

01:30:39.840 he said he's a beast

01:30:40.540 he's holding his own

01:30:41.100 against Keith Woods

01:30:41.360 I will say

01:30:41.980 I've seen Keith talk

01:30:43.660 I mean he's very very smart

01:30:45.720 but like I could see

01:30:46.700 with the

01:30:47.640 the way that

01:30:48.740 Austin Peterson talks

01:30:49.760 and he's kind of like

01:30:50.280 got a little bit more charisma

01:30:51.360 talking wise

01:30:52.340 than Keith does

01:30:53.620 so I could see

01:30:54.160 he could lap him rhetorically

01:30:55.420 but argument wise

01:30:56.420 it's absurd

01:30:57.080 Austin Peterson

01:30:59.480 does this thing

01:31:00.240 where he's like

01:31:00.780 he's almost announcing himself

01:31:02.260 like

01:31:03.040 and that kind of confidence 1.00

01:31:04.400 is hard to fuck with 0.99

01:31:05.420 he's also 0.99

01:31:06.280 he's kind of smart

01:31:07.640 he's also wrong

01:31:08.120 he's a smart dude

01:31:08.740 but

01:31:09.060 he's super wrong

01:31:10.300 it's the way

01:31:11.140 the way he presents himself

01:31:12.980 it's hard to argue

01:31:14.180 don't worry

01:31:14.740 Cole and Jose went Reich

01:31:16.000 Top went Kike 1.00

01:31:17.500 on this

01:31:17.800 really dude?

01:31:18.580 that's not producing

01:31:19.540 producing isn't like

01:31:20.460 I went Nazis too

01:31:21.240 yeah

01:31:22.040 alright

01:31:23.100 it is Reich 0.76

01:31:25.080 it is

01:31:25.640 the blanks are

01:31:27.740 Jew and Jews

01:31:29.180 in this case

01:31:29.740 and this is from

01:31:30.380 Mein Kampf

01:31:31.140 yeah

01:31:31.960 wait wait wait

01:31:32.480 it was from Mein Kampf?

01:31:33.420 yeah I knew it

01:31:33.800 wait the Nazis 0.87

01:31:34.440 the Nazis said Jews

01:31:35.560 that's kind of

01:31:36.160 it is Hitler 0.94

01:31:37.720 it is from Mein Kampf

01:31:38.920 yeah

01:31:40.000 number three is

01:31:41.180 we're fighting

01:31:42.680 hold on hold on

01:31:43.320 hold on

01:31:43.600 see this is the primary reason

01:31:45.240 I don't like doing bits

01:31:46.600 is because Toad

01:31:47.580 just like

01:31:48.080 he's 0.53

01:31:48.560 so autistic 0.96

01:31:50.260 he can't enjoy it

01:31:51.480 yeah

01:31:51.860 because I was going to

01:31:53.420 explain to the audience

01:31:54.400 what's happening with this

01:31:55.260 why I brought up

01:31:56.420 Austin Peterson

01:31:57.120 Austin Peterson

01:31:57.700 in a debate 1.00

01:31:58.460 who the fuck cares? 0.99

01:31:59.920 because 1.00

01:31:59.960 this guy acts like

01:32:02.280 he's acting like

01:32:02.840 he's like the arbiter of funny

01:32:04.020 right now 0.99

01:32:04.720 shut the fuck up Toad 0.99

01:32:06.700 let us do what we do 1.00

01:32:08.360 what's going on

01:32:09.660 audience

01:32:10.060 is

01:32:10.680 Mike

01:32:12.040 who is

01:32:12.600 Elijah Schaefer's

01:32:13.800 like producer

01:32:15.640 texted

01:32:16.580 messaged us

01:32:17.300 and said

01:32:17.600 hey who would be good

01:32:18.440 we set this debate up

01:32:19.780 we literally said

01:32:20.380 no seriously

01:32:21.080 he was like

01:32:21.400 who would be good

01:32:21.880 to debate Keith Woods

01:32:22.840 that is

01:32:23.520 not

01:32:24.260 is not pro-Zionist

01:32:25.320 but is anti-Palestine

01:32:27.120 basically

01:32:27.500 and I was like

01:32:28.520 Austin Peterson

01:32:29.420 he's been going off on it

01:32:30.560 for the past two

01:32:31.680 or three days

01:32:32.300 like just like

01:32:32.860 I'm going to have to 0.99

01:32:33.480 fucking watch it 0.99

01:32:34.160 because I don't even 1.00

01:32:34.960 understand how you can

01:32:35.880 make this argument

01:32:36.580 like from a libertarian

01:32:38.240 perspective

01:32:38.660 like he's just

01:32:39.300 he's going

01:32:40.020 he's saying that

01:32:41.020 basically

01:32:41.340 it's basically

01:32:43.520 starting now

01:32:44.320 that Hamas 0.99

01:32:45.080 attacked Israel 0.94

01:32:45.940 so now that Israel

01:32:46.980 has the right

01:32:48.320 to

01:32:48.680 in a libertarian sense

01:32:49.840 defend themselves

01:32:50.780 by destroying

01:32:51.780 like in the same way

01:32:52.940 they have a right

01:32:53.720 to defend themselves

01:32:54.500 by flattening Gaza 0.82

01:32:55.720 because that's what

01:32:56.500 they're doing

01:32:56.740 yeah but they're like

01:32:57.480 they're the problem

01:32:58.460 they are like

01:32:58.900 he was like

01:32:59.280 and like at some point

01:33:00.240 it's like

01:33:00.580 you gave up your right

01:33:01.560 to say

01:33:02.500 you can't destroy my home

01:33:03.680 whenever you came

01:33:04.420 into my home

01:33:04.960 so

01:33:05.880 I mean if their IQs

01:33:07.220 are really 64 on average

01:33:08.680 like

01:33:09.020 I mean 0.97

01:33:09.760 who really gives a fuck 0.98

01:33:10.680 at this point 0.99

01:33:11.180 alright

01:33:13.520 next one Toad

01:33:14.320 there you go

01:33:14.980 so you go watch it

01:33:15.760 he's reading Keith Woods

01:33:17.340 and we set it up

01:33:18.540 basically

01:33:18.900 next one is

01:33:20.480 we're fighting

01:33:21.240 human animals

01:33:22.260 and we will act

01:33:23.000 accordingly

01:33:23.580 that's Ben Shapiro

01:33:25.080 that's

01:33:26.700 I honestly

01:33:27.240 I think

01:33:27.520 I've gotten that reply

01:33:29.140 1,000 times

01:33:30.880 in the past five days

01:33:31.860 actually you're right

01:33:32.720 dude I'm not even exaggerating

01:33:34.760 that's every Jew 0.94

01:33:35.800 on Twitter right now

01:33:37.520 that was their

01:33:38.140 finance minister

01:33:39.200 I think

01:33:39.680 if I recall correctly

01:33:40.700 I think

01:33:41.100 Netanyahu said that

01:33:43.440 I believe Biden said that

01:33:44.580 it was their finance minister

01:33:45.700 I'm not even kidding

01:33:46.240 I've got to stop here

01:33:48.180 the finance minister

01:33:49.320 for Israel

01:33:49.900 has to be the 0.89

01:33:50.660 Jewiest Jew 1.00

01:33:51.660 ever

01:33:52.300 that is the actual

01:33:54.380 king

01:33:54.680 that's the head Jew 1.00

01:33:56.100 literal king of the Jews 0.96

01:33:57.880 get out of here Jesus

01:33:59.260 can you imagine

01:34:00.580 being the head

01:34:01.400 accountant

01:34:01.980 of Israel

01:34:03.140 the finance minister

01:34:05.760 and the attorney general

01:34:07.000 of like

01:34:07.640 of Israel

01:34:08.240 have to like

01:34:08.760 fight each other

01:34:09.600 for like

01:34:10.080 who's the head Jew 0.97

01:34:11.060 this is

01:34:11.760 this is

01:34:12.140 Kike 1.00

01:34:12.460 and it's

01:34:12.840 Yoel Gallant

01:34:14.000 the defense minister

01:34:15.420 oh I thought it was

01:34:16.120 the finance

01:34:16.560 but I think the finance

01:34:17.360 said something 0.97

01:34:17.960 fucked up too 0.99

01:34:18.620 I can't believe 0.99

01:34:20.000 that it was

01:34:20.400 Jewish people

01:34:20.880 that have been

01:34:21.160 saying that

01:34:21.560 they've only told me

01:34:22.300 that 25,000 times

01:34:24.040 next up

01:34:27.020 the blank

01:34:27.860 is a true 0.94

01:34:28.540 bloodsucker 0.98

01:34:29.220 that attaches 1.00

01:34:29.900 himself to the

01:34:30.720 body of the

01:34:31.840 unhappy people

01:34:33.000 yeah this is

01:34:33.700 Nazis

01:34:34.460 you talk 1.00

01:34:35.040 bloodsucker 0.99

01:34:35.500 you're always 1.00

01:34:36.100 talking

01:34:36.340 yeah

01:34:36.680 I guess

01:34:39.060 but the thing

01:34:39.680 is that

01:34:39.980 what's weird

01:34:40.320 is that

01:34:40.640 they

01:34:40.960 Top's gone

01:34:41.900 I think

01:34:42.600 another call

01:34:43.120 but

01:34:43.680 the weird thing

01:34:45.700 is they do

01:34:46.260 see

01:34:46.720 because they

01:34:47.560 basically pay

01:34:48.260 for all the

01:34:48.820 like 1.00

01:34:49.080 Palestinian shit 1.00

01:34:49.940 because they 1.00

01:34:50.340 technically use

01:34:51.180 them

01:34:51.300 they are like

01:34:52.100 prisoners

01:34:52.520 so I could see

01:34:54.080 them kind of

01:34:54.640 being like 0.96

01:34:55.020 they're bloodsuckers 1.00

01:34:55.800 like we should 0.99

01:34:56.240 just keep

01:34:56.540 you know

01:34:56.860 that I had

01:34:57.300 people approaching

01:34:58.300 me saying

01:34:58.780 because I was

01:34:59.480 calling it a war

01:35:00.100 crime to shut

01:35:00.600 off their

01:35:01.000 power and food

01:35:02.640 and electricity

01:35:03.320 and everything

01:35:03.660 and gas

01:35:04.420 and water

01:35:05.180 which it is

01:35:06.160 and I said

01:35:06.680 I said

01:35:06.980 it's a war

01:35:07.360 crime

01:35:07.600 and someone

01:35:08.060 said

01:35:08.400 oh oh

01:35:09.440 Mr. Libertarian

01:35:10.560 believes that

01:35:11.560 Israel owes 0.95

01:35:12.740 them utilities

01:35:13.420 I'm like

01:35:14.220 dude

01:35:15.060 it's a prison

01:35:16.480 what are you

01:35:17.240 talking about

01:35:18.000 like

01:35:18.400 you're just

01:35:19.120 gonna shut

01:35:19.780 off the

01:35:20.240 water and

01:35:20.980 power to

01:35:21.640 Rikers Island

01:35:22.280 and be like

01:35:22.900 figure it 1.00

01:35:23.760 the fuck 0.94

01:35:24.280 out 0.99

01:35:24.680 yeah dude

01:35:25.080 this isn't a

01:35:25.860 private property

01:35:26.580 issue

01:35:27.060 what did these

01:35:28.580 people think

01:35:28.940 about LA

01:35:29.560 when their

01:35:29.980 mayor was

01:35:30.540 doing that

01:35:30.940 they said

01:35:32.660 they said

01:35:33.160 I was arguing

01:35:34.060 for state

01:35:35.460 welfare 0.97

01:35:36.100 goddammit 0.95

01:35:38.580 it made me 0.96

01:35:38.920 so mad

01:35:39.220 the answer

01:35:40.140 to that one

01:35:40.540 is Rike

01:35:41.020 by the way

01:35:41.440 it was

01:35:41.660 Mein Kampf

01:35:42.340 again

01:35:42.640 I worked

01:35:44.220 at a

01:35:45.180 utilities

01:35:45.640 company

01:35:46.160 like

01:35:46.600 summer work

01:35:48.480 and I would

01:35:49.060 go out

01:35:49.400 and shut 0.99

01:35:49.800 off people's

01:35:50.320 water

01:35:50.620 sorry

01:35:51.280 I didn't

01:35:51.780 shut off

01:35:52.000 people's

01:35:52.260 water

01:35:52.460 well we did

01:35:53.060 but it was

01:35:53.420 whenever they

01:35:53.880 asked for it

01:35:54.500 if you did

01:35:55.280 not pay your

01:35:55.780 water bill

01:35:56.320 they would

01:35:56.840 shut off

01:35:57.120 your electricity

01:35:57.560 because they

01:35:58.040 felt that

01:35:58.580 water was

01:35:59.160 too important

01:35:59.720 for human

01:36:00.120 life

01:36:00.440 to shut 0.69

01:36:01.040 it

01:36:01.120 this was

01:36:01.440 the actual

01:36:02.120 private business

01:36:02.860 being like

01:36:03.260 no we're

01:36:03.640 not gonna

01:36:03.900 we'll take

01:36:04.780 off your

01:36:05.100 power until

01:36:05.820 you come

01:36:06.280 and pay

01:36:06.640 your water

01:36:07.220 bill

01:36:07.500 we won't

01:36:08.460 there was

01:36:09.220 a rule

01:36:09.440 they won't

01:36:09.820 shut off

01:36:10.040 the water

01:36:10.320 they're like

01:36:11.420 hey 2 million

01:36:12.380 Palestinians

01:36:12.960 that had

01:36:13.420 nothing to do

01:36:13.880 with this

01:36:14.100 attack

01:36:14.400 no water

01:36:15.480 and everyone's

01:36:16.900 like this is

01:36:17.720 the first

01:36:18.180 thing you do

01:36:18.760 in a war

01:36:19.640 you always

01:36:20.380 you always

01:36:21.300 shut off

01:36:21.660 the water

01:36:22.060 I was like

01:36:22.640 no you

01:36:23.240 don't 0.99

01:36:24.280 god damn 0.99

01:36:25.160 it 0.98

01:36:25.340 by the way

01:36:25.760 Austin's

01:36:26.400 argument for

01:36:27.020 this is that

01:36:27.600 you should

01:36:28.120 simply move

01:36:28.880 away

01:36:29.200 and I'm

01:36:30.240 not lying

01:36:30.760 he was

01:36:32.360 saying that

01:36:32.880 if you don't

01:36:33.800 want to be a

01:36:34.160 part of this

01:36:34.600 they have

01:36:35.280 two entrances

01:36:36.480 in and out

01:36:37.180 and they're

01:36:37.540 both guarded 1.00

01:36:38.220 by fucking 1.00

01:36:38.980 major 1.00

01:36:39.580 militaries

01:36:40.440 and the 1.00

01:36:42.020 fucking 1.00

01:36:42.500 Egyptians 1.00

01:36:43.040 won't let

01:36:43.540 them in

01:36:43.880 and neither

01:36:44.320 will the

01:36:44.640 Israelis

01:36:44.980 what are we

01:36:45.840 talking about

01:36:46.540 where will

01:36:47.160 they go

01:36:47.600 into the sea

01:36:48.300 if you go

01:36:48.860 into the

01:36:49.200 water

01:36:49.500 they will

01:36:50.140 blow your 0.91

01:36:50.720 boat up

01:36:51.380 I'm not 0.97

01:36:51.840 even fucking 0.97

01:36:52.340 kidding dude 0.98

01:36:52.940 it is a

01:36:53.480 straight up

01:36:54.320 prison 0.99

01:36:54.940 god damn it 0.99

01:36:56.380 I should have 0.99

01:36:56.760 fucking debated 0.99

01:36:57.200 AP 0.99

01:36:57.520 all right

01:36:58.440 second to last

01:36:59.420 one

01:36:59.800 we must defend

01:37:01.120 ourselves against

01:37:01.940 the wild beasts

01:37:03.320 that's

01:37:04.480 that's either way

01:37:06.040 dude

01:37:06.260 who knows

01:37:06.700 I guess

01:37:07.620 I'm gonna

01:37:08.300 look like

01:37:08.720 I say Zionist

01:37:11.160 because

01:37:11.420 it's always a

01:37:13.400 supremacy attitude

01:37:14.160 in that way

01:37:14.560 they love

01:37:15.260 being the

01:37:16.200 defenders

01:37:16.600 they love

01:37:17.560 like being

01:37:18.000 the ones

01:37:18.340 that they're

01:37:18.840 not aggressing

01:37:19.620 they're like

01:37:20.120 we're just

01:37:21.160 defending ourselves

01:37:21.920 here

01:37:22.140 cloaking it

01:37:23.700 in libertarian

01:37:24.460 language

01:37:25.040 they understand

01:37:27.440 that like

01:37:28.120 defending is

01:37:29.680 at the moral

01:37:30.520 like high ground

01:37:31.240 position

01:37:31.680 even though

01:37:32.540 they're aggressing 0.99

01:37:33.440 every fucking 1.00

01:37:34.060 day 1.00

01:37:34.320 like they just

01:37:35.260 yeah

01:37:36.500 this one

01:37:37.320 you're all

01:37:38.060 going kike 1.00

01:37:38.540 apparently

01:37:39.000 yes

01:37:39.600 yeah

01:37:39.880 this one

01:37:40.680 is the

01:37:42.020 ultimate kike 1.00

01:37:43.080 the supreme

01:37:43.920 leader

01:37:44.440 the king

01:37:44.920 of the Jews 0.57

01:37:45.200 Jesus Christ

01:37:45.800 Netanyahu

01:37:46.680 I have seen

01:37:53.320 a lot of

01:37:54.140 conspiracy theories

01:37:56.160 that this war

01:37:57.160 was started

01:37:57.700 so that Netanyahu

01:37:59.340 would stay in power

01:38:00.300 I've seen a lot

01:38:02.060 about this

01:38:02.600 I theorized that

01:38:04.120 early on

01:38:04.620 but I don't

01:38:05.320 I don't know

01:38:05.920 though because

01:38:06.400 like if the

01:38:07.660 Israelis are 1.00

01:38:08.580 as high IQ

01:38:09.760 as we're all

01:38:10.540 under the impression

01:38:11.320 it should be 0.98

01:38:12.340 very fucking 0.98

01:38:12.940 easy to figure 0.98

01:38:13.620 out that this

01:38:14.240 dude allowed

01:38:15.120 your wall

01:38:16.640 to be penetrable

01:38:17.720 no they did

01:38:18.320 because there's

01:38:18.960 multiple reports

01:38:19.880 came out that

01:38:20.300 they were like

01:38:20.660 they knew about

01:38:21.140 this attack

01:38:21.580 right off the bat

01:38:22.680 Egyptians

01:38:23.060 the Egyptians

01:38:24.360 are saying that

01:38:25.000 but the Egyptians

01:38:25.480 are also their

01:38:26.120 enemy to some

01:38:26.820 extent so

01:38:27.580 he could just

01:38:28.640 spin that as

01:38:29.160 war propaganda

01:38:30.040 they didn't

01:38:30.920 lie about me

01:38:31.640 yeah they

01:38:31.880 immediately denied

01:38:32.480 it obviously

01:38:33.000 but you're

01:38:33.680 like oh they

01:38:34.060 didn't tell us 1.00

01:38:34.440 shit 0.99

01:38:34.680 like okay 0.99

01:38:35.640 but I don't

01:38:37.000 know

01:38:37.120 I feel like

01:38:37.840 they like

01:38:38.320 I feel like

01:38:39.760 they

01:38:39.840 my thing is

01:38:40.740 I think it

01:38:41.260 was the

01:38:41.580 Ukraine thing

01:38:42.280 is not

01:38:42.740 sustainable

01:38:43.200 anymore

01:38:43.660 rhetorically

01:38:44.320 so it's

01:38:45.560 like to some

01:38:46.060 extent it's

01:38:46.400 like oh

01:38:46.820 in this way

01:38:47.500 it's like

01:38:47.900 nothing really

01:38:48.540 changed

01:38:49.020 dude

01:38:49.500 my

01:38:50.080 I mean

01:38:50.760 aside from

01:38:51.300 nuclear

01:38:51.660 they have to

01:38:52.060 move on to

01:38:52.660 something else

01:38:53.240 aside from

01:38:53.920 nuclear war

01:38:54.480 my greatest

01:38:55.280 fear in all

01:38:56.020 this is that

01:38:56.680 the powers

01:38:58.260 that be

01:38:58.760 understand that

01:38:59.700 like our

01:39:00.000 financial system

01:39:00.820 is done

01:39:01.500 and this is

01:39:02.180 and they're

01:39:02.480 just like

01:39:02.820 whatever

01:39:03.560 excuse we

01:39:04.660 have to

01:39:04.940 come up

01:39:05.300 with to

01:39:06.140 generate

01:39:06.640 money for

01:39:07.800 you know

01:39:08.680 the military

01:39:09.100 industrial

01:39:09.400 complex

01:39:09.720 it doesn't

01:39:10.580 matter

01:39:10.780 whatever it

01:39:11.420 takes 1.00

01:39:11.740 just fucking 0.99

01:39:12.580 do it 0.99

01:39:13.000 we're gonna

01:39:13.500 drain the

01:39:14.540 coffers before

01:39:15.160 this whole

01:39:15.640 thing

01:39:15.940 ends

01:39:16.120 dead women 1.00

01:39:16.520 dead babies 1.00

01:39:17.140 raped women 1.00

01:39:17.800 super dead 1.00

01:39:18.360 babies 1.00

01:39:18.640 they fucking 1.00

01:39:19.500 then raped 1.00

01:39:20.140 the dead 1.00

01:39:20.500 babies

01:39:20.980 put them

01:39:22.260 on a fan

01:39:22.820 with a

01:39:23.120 parachute

01:39:23.520 I don't

01:39:23.800 give a 0.99

01:39:24.100 fuck 1.00

01:39:24.580 dude 1.00

01:39:25.060 it's so

01:39:25.460 dude

01:39:25.680 it's crazy

01:39:26.260 how like

01:39:26.700 if you

01:39:26.960 watched

01:39:27.460 recently

01:39:27.860 the

01:39:28.140 like

01:39:28.540 there's

01:39:28.880 it's memes

01:39:29.340 about it

01:39:29.700 now but

01:39:30.100 like all

01:39:30.960 of the

01:39:31.300 military

01:39:31.600 industrial

01:39:31.860 complexes

01:39:32.320 are up

01:39:32.720 like

01:39:32.960 crazy 0.98

01:39:33.940 and their 0.61

01:39:34.700 stocks are

01:39:35.060 crazy up

01:39:35.620 there was a

01:39:36.420 thing that

01:39:36.640 came out

01:39:36.880 today about

01:39:37.320 like all

01:39:38.700 these senators

01:39:39.760 and congressmen

01:39:40.320 like they've

01:39:40.760 bought into

01:39:41.060 general dynamics

01:39:41.800 like they've

01:39:42.340 all bought

01:39:43.040 all this stock

01:39:43.660 already

01:39:44.020 like it's

01:39:44.880 crazy

01:39:45.120 and like 1.00

01:39:45.580 oh shit 0.99

01:39:47.220 the only thing 0.99

01:39:47.860 that does

01:39:48.280 kind of

01:39:48.600 I saw this

01:39:49.400 meme

01:39:49.680 and it was

01:39:50.540 like now

01:39:51.640 that Ukraine 0.91

01:39:52.140 and like

01:39:52.560 Israel

01:39:52.860 and Taiwan

01:39:53.600 must be so 0.99

01:39:54.320 fucking afraid 0.99

01:39:54.800 right now 0.99

01:39:55.280 because they're

01:39:56.140 just like

01:39:56.500 if the US

01:39:57.960 is doing

01:39:58.460 Ukraine

01:39:58.920 and Israel

01:39:59.940 there's no

01:40:00.740 way they

01:40:01.140 can like

01:40:01.700 save us

01:40:02.280 Iran

01:40:02.980 should be 1.00

01:40:04.560 fucking 1.00

01:40:05.040 trembling 1.00

01:40:05.720 though

01:40:06.060 because of 1.00

01:40:06.600 that fucking 1.00

01:40:07.020 video by 1.00

01:40:07.840 that general

01:40:08.640 in 04

01:40:09.380 where he's like

01:40:10.420 they go through

01:40:11.040 the seven countries

01:40:11.660 and the seventh

01:40:12.100 one is Iran 0.59

01:40:12.680 if I was Iran

01:40:13.480 I'd be like

01:40:13.860 oh it's

01:40:14.900 100% on

01:40:16.040 like we have

01:40:16.600 no way out of

01:40:17.280 this

01:40:18.220 let's bring back

01:40:19.180 the funny

01:40:19.540 next one

01:40:20.120 last one

01:40:22.100 that we have

01:40:22.700 here

01:40:22.800 this one

01:40:23.120 is quite a

01:40:24.120 doozy

01:40:24.620 the blank

01:40:26.240 threat

01:40:26.700 harbors

01:40:27.280 cancer

01:40:27.920 like

01:40:28.220 attributes

01:40:28.740 that have

01:40:29.280 to be

01:40:29.600 severed

01:40:30.260 there are

01:40:30.820 all kinds

01:40:31.400 of solutions

01:40:32.000 to cancer

01:40:32.800 some say

01:40:33.620 it's necessary

01:40:34.180 to amputate

01:40:34.960 organs

01:40:35.520 but at the

01:40:35.980 moment

01:40:36.220 I am applying

01:40:37.140 chemotherapy

01:40:38.080 it has to be

01:40:40.000 it's gonna be

01:40:40.880 it's gotta be

01:40:41.800 Zionist 1.00

01:40:42.340 just because

01:40:42.980 like

01:40:43.340 no it has to

01:40:45.320 be because

01:40:45.600 they didn't have

01:40:46.180 cancer back then

01:40:47.460 oh good point

01:40:49.160 did they

01:40:49.680 in like

01:40:50.500 World War II

01:40:51.020 did they have

01:40:51.380 cancer

01:40:51.640 in the 1940s

01:40:52.560 I'm pretty sure

01:40:53.080 they knew about

01:40:53.660 cancer

01:40:53.780 they have

01:40:54.120 chemotherapy

01:40:54.660 they called it

01:40:55.400 like the

01:40:55.720 consumption

01:40:56.460 yeah chemotherapy

01:40:58.900 was born out of

01:40:59.740 either the World War I

01:41:00.560 or World War II

01:41:01.320 I vaguely remember

01:41:02.660 that

01:41:02.960 I think

01:41:03.400 I can't remember

01:41:03.880 the specifics

01:41:04.380 but

01:41:04.740 they discovered

01:41:05.540 some sort of

01:41:06.140 radiation

01:41:06.580 I know

01:41:07.140 I love that

01:41:08.140 there's like

01:41:09.060 mustard gas

01:41:09.580 going on

01:41:09.940 they're like 1.00

01:41:10.420 holy shit 0.99

01:41:11.180 these guys 0.99

01:41:11.640 don't have

01:41:11.900 cancer anymore

01:41:12.640 they're just

01:41:13.380 dead on the ground 1.00

01:41:14.160 it was some shit 1.00

01:41:14.920 like that 0.99

01:41:15.380 I'm not even kidding

01:41:16.020 that was

01:41:16.340 they're like

01:41:16.680 dead from mustard gas

01:41:18.040 but they're like

01:41:18.620 tumor shrunk

01:41:19.340 and they're just like

01:41:19.980 I guess it works

01:41:21.100 it was probably

01:41:22.260 like the Japanese 1.00

01:41:23.200 project 451

01:41:24.640 or whatever it is

01:41:25.360 they're like

01:41:26.740 this dude

01:41:27.100 this dude had cancer

01:41:28.160 when we brought him

01:41:28.620 in here

01:41:28.840 and he's fine

01:41:29.460 it worked

01:41:30.620 you ever done a deep dive

01:41:31.700 on those

01:41:32.120 they may not have

01:41:33.260 had chemotherapy

01:41:33.780 at that point

01:41:34.440 it's probably the Jews 0.99

01:41:36.160 then

01:41:36.380 who's the rapper dude

01:41:37.300 that his dad had

01:41:38.260 like got Asian orange 0.99

01:41:39.660 and all that shit 1.00

01:41:40.400 Rick Ross 1.00

01:41:42.900 I don't know

01:41:43.600 no no

01:41:44.060 he's the one that 0.99

01:41:44.620 fucking yelled at 0.99

01:41:45.420 Tim Pool 1.00

01:41:45.840 oh

01:41:47.440 R.A. the Rugged Man

01:41:48.860 R.A. the Rugged Man

01:41:50.020 yeah

01:41:50.240 I used to think 1.00

01:41:51.500 he was an asshole 1.00

01:41:52.140 when he yelled 1.00

01:41:52.780 at Tim Pool

01:41:53.260 but now thinking

01:41:53.860 about it again

01:41:54.400 I'm kind of like 0.98

01:41:55.080 real ass dude 0.96

01:41:56.880 what are you guys 0.92

01:41:59.560 going with on this one

01:42:00.480 Kike 1.00

01:42:01.020 yeah

01:42:01.660 I was 100% certain

01:42:04.600 that it was the Nazis

01:42:05.500 so I'll stick with it

01:42:06.480 but I think

01:42:06.880 they logicked me

01:42:08.000 into thinking

01:42:08.420 it's probably

01:42:09.000 this

01:42:10.220 this is

01:42:11.640 hold on

01:42:12.420 hold on

01:42:13.020 it's Anthony Fauci 0.99

01:42:14.420 ah damn it 0.99

01:42:15.380 but you got it right 1.00

01:42:17.340 you got it right

01:42:18.000 it's Kike 1.00

01:42:19.400 and it's one of the

01:42:20.460 guys who held

01:42:21.580 the same post

01:42:23.180 as that Yoel Galant guy

01:42:24.600 this is a former

01:42:25.560 Israeli defense minister

01:42:27.000 Moshe Ya'alon

01:42:28.580 who was he talking

01:42:30.600 about

01:42:30.820 the Palestinians

01:42:31.700 the Palestinians

01:42:32.500 yeah

01:42:33.060 Jesus Christ

01:42:33.940 wow

01:42:34.520 god

01:42:35.280 man it's

01:42:36.920 yeah

01:42:37.540 they are

01:42:38.000 chemical weapons

01:42:38.640 on them

01:42:39.140 yeah

01:42:39.360 they're like

01:42:39.680 we're just

01:42:40.240 applying chemotherapy

01:42:41.200 but that's a nuclear

01:42:42.700 bomb

01:42:42.980 we said

01:42:43.560 chemotherapy

01:42:44.300 sorry

01:42:46.880 how long did you get rid

01:42:47.380 of cancer

01:42:47.920 well they're already

01:42:49.720 there has been

01:42:51.060 like reports

01:42:51.500 they're using

01:42:51.760 white phosphorus

01:42:52.380 yeah

01:42:53.640 lots of reports

01:42:54.540 yeah

01:42:55.020 and they're

01:42:56.580 basically

01:42:57.140 which is

01:42:57.920 kind of a war crime

01:42:59.280 well

01:42:59.540 no it's totally

01:43:00.780 a war crime 0.74

01:43:01.400 but

01:43:01.700 well it's like

01:43:03.780 a war crime 0.74

01:43:04.460 if you

01:43:04.960 use it

01:43:05.700 like an aerial

01:43:06.500 on civilians

01:43:07.520 yeah

01:43:08.160 well that too

01:43:08.840 but I mean

01:43:09.820 that's easy

01:43:10.260 well that too

01:43:11.160 no but I'm saying

01:43:12.300 easily they'll just go

01:43:13.540 like we weren't

01:43:14.080 targeting civilians

01:43:14.800 so it can't

01:43:15.640 it's not a war crime

01:43:16.360 fun fact

01:43:17.280 MKUltra was born

01:43:18.700 out of war crimes

01:43:19.580 because when they

01:43:20.280 came back from

01:43:21.220 the Korean War

01:43:21.960 they had been

01:43:23.320 no yeah

01:43:23.800 the Korean War

01:43:24.280 they had been

01:43:24.660 committing war crimes

01:43:25.420 over there

01:43:25.900 and they had gotten

01:43:26.820 some of the POWs

01:43:27.560 to admit to it

01:43:28.260 and then they're

01:43:28.980 instead of admitting

01:43:29.600 to the war crimes

01:43:30.240 they're like

01:43:30.480 nope they got

01:43:31.040 brainwashed

01:43:31.620 and we need to

01:43:32.080 research this

01:43:32.740 and then MKUltra

01:43:33.480 was born

01:43:33.900 oh wow

01:43:35.700 that's dark dude

01:43:36.700 yeah so

01:43:37.360 you know what

01:43:38.000 would be a war crime 0.94

01:43:38.860 and so we need to

01:43:39.480 figure out how to

01:43:39.860 brainwash even though

01:43:40.620 they didn't get 1.00

01:43:40.960 fucking brainwashed 1.00

01:43:41.900 it would be a war crime 1.00

01:43:43.380 if you were to 1.00

01:43:44.020 behead a bunch of 1.00

01:43:45.300 Jewish babies 1.00

01:43:46.560 with Nadeau razors 0.99

01:43:48.140 oh my god

01:43:49.500 that's great

01:43:50.820 smooth

01:43:51.560 honestly

01:43:52.240 you know what

01:43:52.960 it wouldn't be a war crime 0.81

01:43:54.620 because it would be

01:43:55.140 such a smooth cut

01:43:56.380 they wouldn't even feel it

01:43:57.700 it would just be like

01:43:59.260 I mean just

01:43:59.660 we would just go

01:44:00.660 to shave a baby 0.98

01:44:01.300 just lop us right in 0.98

01:44:02.120 right off

01:44:02.440 when you need to 1.00

01:44:02.640 decapitate a baby 0.97

01:44:03.700 but you don't want

01:44:04.640 to leave razor burn

01:44:05.720 N-A-D-E-A-U 1.00

01:44:07.400 shavecode.com

01:44:08.900 promo code

01:44:09.500 towergang

01:44:10.040 get you 15% off

01:44:11.240 enjoy your shave

01:44:12.620 it's not a genocide

01:44:13.920 because

01:44:14.960 some of them

01:44:16.280 might survive

01:44:17.020 Nadeau shavecode.com

01:44:18.860 far more humane

01:44:19.740 than bombing

01:44:20.220 promo code

01:44:21.540 Hamas 0.96

01:44:22.100 for 100%

01:44:23.120 a war crime 0.74

01:44:24.160 with Nadeau

01:44:27.780 it is a

01:44:28.260 it is a mercy killing

01:44:29.520 it is painless

01:44:30.320 with Nadeau

01:44:31.040 minimize your war crimes

01:44:33.920 with Nadeau

01:44:34.700 you guys want to do plugs

01:44:36.720 and maybe do like

01:44:37.300 a video or two

01:44:38.020 we can't

01:44:38.860 we can't keep putting

01:44:39.700 the ad at the end 0.97

01:44:40.820 god damn it 0.97

01:44:41.420 that was a great transition 0.98

01:44:42.500 I said do plugs

01:44:44.080 and then do another video or two

01:44:45.180 that's a good 15 minutes

01:44:46.380 right there

01:44:46.920 should I stop playing

01:44:48.820 the Nadeau song

01:44:50.520 I didn't know we had one

01:44:51.600 that's awesome

01:44:51.900 that's producing right there

01:44:53.740 seriously though folks

01:44:54.880 Nadeau is a great razor

01:44:56.060 N-A-D-E-A-U 1.00

01:44:57.380 don't

01:44:58.240 don't injure babies with it

01:44:59.800 by the way

01:45:00.220 I've also

01:45:00.780 I don't know if you've seen this

01:45:01.380 is that what they use

01:45:02.260 is that what they use

01:45:02.960 on the 40 babies

01:45:03.780 by the way

01:45:04.100 don't mind my delts

01:45:05.280 unfortunately

01:45:05.600 this

01:45:06.960 you know

01:45:07.340 this

01:45:07.880 this is how I know

01:45:08.880 that story's bunk

01:45:09.780 is because

01:45:10.520 they have Nadeau razors

01:45:11.980 over there

01:45:12.400 and there's no way

01:45:13.380 you could actually

01:45:14.080 cut a baby with that 1.00

01:45:15.360 it'd be fucking 1.00

01:45:15.880 it'd be a perfect shape 0.98

01:45:16.900 my skin feels like baby skin

01:45:19.380 after I use

01:45:20.220 Nadeau's

01:45:21.220 decapitated baby skin

01:45:23.400 no

01:45:25.440 have you seen

01:45:26.160 I've watched enough YouTube

01:45:27.120 that I see like 0.99

01:45:27.880 ads for other shit 0.99

01:45:29.040 there are people 0.98

01:45:31.060 there's other podcasts

01:45:32.380 and or shows

01:45:33.020 making ads for

01:45:34.640 not Nadeau

01:45:35.200 but other type of razors

01:45:36.460 like Nadeau

01:45:37.180 so

01:45:37.740 and it's like

01:45:38.840 I don't think they have

01:45:39.440 the quality

01:45:39.940 but I've certainly seen

01:45:40.660 that for some reason

01:45:41.860 just like

01:45:42.840 all these things

01:45:44.100 go in waves

01:45:44.760 of like different

01:45:45.580 genres of things

01:45:48.380 like apparently

01:45:49.380 right now razors

01:45:50.300 are in

01:45:50.700 it's like therapy

01:45:51.800 underwear

01:45:52.820 trying to quit

01:45:54.680 smoking device

01:45:55.620 well now it's razors

01:45:56.640 and you know

01:45:57.560 what's going to be

01:45:58.000 the number one 0.99

01:45:58.500 fucking razor 1.00

01:45:59.440 in the podcast game 1.00

01:46:00.540 N-A-D-E-A-U 1.00

01:46:02.100 promo code

01:46:02.680 towergang

01:46:03.280 Nadeau

01:46:03.560 are you guys

01:46:04.080 are you guys

01:46:05.100 seeing the spam

01:46:06.300 that's going on

01:46:06.960 in the rumble chat 0.99

01:46:08.200 is fucking boomer spam 0.99

01:46:09.340 yes dude it's crazy 0.99

01:46:10.200 it's the banned videos

01:46:12.940 from Israel

01:46:13.600 hundreds

01:46:14.320 hundreds

01:46:15.160 of people dead

01:46:17.160 on the streets

01:46:17.760 watch here

01:46:18.540 I kind of want to

01:46:19.360 I kind of want to

01:46:20.240 click that link

01:46:20.820 if you click that

01:46:21.600 you will immediately

01:46:22.500 be like

01:46:23.100 that's how you

01:46:24.440 enlist to Hamas

01:46:25.920 dude they're mad at us

01:46:27.800 like I wanted to

01:46:28.620 keep the funny going

01:46:30.100 less political talk

01:46:31.720 but maybe

01:46:32.080 I do also love

01:46:33.460 it says

01:46:34.260 another one is

01:46:35.160 Jim

01:46:35.900 J-I-M 1.00

01:46:36.600 exposed

01:46:37.420 10 Hollywood

01:46:38.820 pedophile today

01:46:39.760 and your favorite

01:46:40.740 actor is one of them

01:46:41.640 watch at your own risk

01:46:42.880 who is it

01:46:44.000 I don't know who 0.99

01:46:44.720 fucking Jim is 0.99

01:46:45.580 not Keanu 1.00

01:46:46.720 no way

01:46:47.460 I don't believe it

01:46:49.040 alright guys

01:46:49.540 plugs

01:46:49.880 plug music

01:46:50.740 plugs

01:46:51.640 yeah plugs

01:46:53.100 you can do plugs

01:46:53.860 I'm back on

01:46:56.620 Tibcast IRL

01:46:57.360 in November

01:46:57.880 I'm not going to

01:46:58.380 say the date

01:46:58.820 because I don't know

01:46:59.240 if I'm supposed to

01:47:00.000 that'll be fun

01:47:00.720 and we are currently

01:47:02.040 booking

01:47:02.580 Matt Gaetz

01:47:03.360 Vivek Ramaswamy

01:47:04.320 and Roseanne Barr

01:47:05.860 for my show

01:47:07.260 over on

01:47:08.100 we are change

01:47:09.000 with

01:47:09.440 it'll be on rumble

01:47:10.740 the uncensored

01:47:12.120 second hour

01:47:12.800 is on rumble

01:47:13.320 and it is going to 0.99

01:47:13.940 be fucking 0.98

01:47:14.860 wild 1.00

01:47:15.920 to talk to

01:47:16.580 Roseanne Barr

01:47:17.060 I don't know

01:47:17.440 if you guys are

01:47:17.960 old enough

01:47:18.360 she cold shoulder 1.00

01:47:19.120 top by the way

01:47:20.580 I don't know if

01:47:23.280 y'all are old 0.95

01:47:23.700 enough to have

01:47:24.160 grown up

01:47:24.500 watching that

01:47:24.980 show but it

01:47:25.460 was like

01:47:25.820 formative for

01:47:26.580 me so it's

01:47:27.180 going to be 0.99

01:47:27.460 super fucking 0.97

01:47:28.080 surreal 0.78

01:47:28.400 yeah it had

01:47:28.960 John Goodman

01:47:29.500 on it

01:47:29.800 I love her

01:47:30.300 we got to

01:47:30.640 get her on 1.00

01:47:30.940 tower gang

01:47:31.500 yeah well

01:47:32.300 if I 0.70

01:47:32.740 crush it

01:47:33.680 hopefully it'll

01:47:34.280 happen

01:47:35.040 I have the

01:47:36.360 No Way Jose

01:47:36.920 show you can

01:47:37.740 find me on

01:47:38.100 YouTube all the

01:47:38.800 major auto

01:47:39.320 packagers 0.99

01:47:39.900 I fucked up 0.98

01:47:40.720 that word

01:47:41.100 Odyssey and

01:47:43.180 rumble really

01:47:43.780 really rumble

01:47:44.320 pushing that I

01:47:45.500 have some

01:47:45.740 exclusive content

01:47:46.480 over there

01:47:46.920 because I don't

01:47:47.680 trust YouTube

01:47:48.160 these days

01:47:48.820 I got a

01:47:49.620 just on rumble

01:47:51.240 I got a couple

01:47:51.920 Columbine episodes

01:47:52.740 of interest in

01:47:53.220 that I'm about

01:47:53.760 to start Sandy

01:47:54.460 Hook only on

01:47:55.600 rumble so

01:47:56.660 check it out

01:47:57.540 I would say

01:47:58.380 you better

01:47:58.760 I don't even

01:48:00.200 know how I'm

01:48:00.520 going to promote

01:48:00.940 that on Patreon

01:48:01.580 I may just

01:48:02.600 not I don't

01:48:03.160 know but yeah

01:48:04.320 we'll figure it

01:48:04.920 out but yeah

01:48:05.560 I also check

01:48:06.780 out my RFK

01:48:07.320 series that's

01:48:07.900 all over the

01:48:08.300 place follow

01:48:09.080 me on Twitter

01:48:09.440 at Tower Gang

01:48:10.160 Jose yeah

01:48:11.720 support me

01:48:12.320 patreon.com

01:48:12.880 snowwayjose

01:48:13.360 hey I brought

01:48:15.020 this up because

01:48:15.780 I personally

01:48:16.840 knew one of

01:48:17.360 Matt Gaetz's

01:48:18.100 like aides

01:48:18.800 like top aides

01:48:19.620 no no like

01:48:23.060 it's like I

01:48:23.580 don't know

01:48:23.820 it was actually

01:48:25.160 it was actually

01:48:26.120 dude he made

01:48:26.720 news because

01:48:27.380 whenever Matt

01:48:28.060 Gaetz had that

01:48:28.720 whole like scandal

01:48:29.420 thing come out

01:48:29.980 about him he

01:48:30.840 quit like his

01:48:31.740 top aide quit

01:48:32.440 and like it

01:48:33.640 made like

01:48:34.000 odd plug 0.61

01:48:35.120 yeah but like

01:48:35.860 I just thought

01:48:36.200 I don't I

01:48:37.860 don't really want

01:48:38.460 to end his

01:48:39.020 political career

01:48:39.660 so I will

01:48:40.160 not be inviting

01:48:42.200 Matt Gaetz

01:48:43.000 on Tower

01:48:43.440 Gang you

01:48:43.900 lose 0.99

01:48:44.160 no his

01:48:45.260 forehead is

01:48:46.040 too big and

01:48:46.520 his smile is

01:48:47.160 too large I

01:48:47.640 don't like

01:48:47.980 him

01:48:48.120 top lobster

01:48:48.980 hey Matt

01:48:49.600 Ukraine bad 0.98

01:48:50.540 Jews okay 1.00

01:48:51.420 what the fuck 1.00

01:48:52.260 have some 0.99

01:48:54.680 standards Matt

01:48:55.400 Jesus Christ

01:48:57.000 top lobster

01:48:59.380 top lobster.com

01:49:00.460 I just broke

01:49:01.180 20,000 followers

01:49:02.240 I don't know

01:49:03.020 how I'm doing

01:49:03.560 it thank you

01:49:04.220 guys for

01:49:04.520 following me

01:49:05.060 I know how

01:49:05.800 you're doing

01:49:06.220 it it's 1.00

01:49:06.660 fucking you 1.00

01:49:07.380 sound like a 1.00

01:49:07.960 Hamas member

01:49:08.680 I just be 0.99

01:49:10.140 racist racist 0.89

01:49:10.860 posting all 0.99

01:49:11.560 day um

01:49:12.380 carnival of

01:49:13.740 combat man

01:49:14.420 November I

01:49:15.320 think November

01:49:15.740 4th it's gonna

01:49:16.640 be in Florida

01:49:17.220 go out there

01:49:18.000 buy some tickets

01:49:18.820 and I'll be at

01:49:19.620 the merch booth

01:49:20.140 we're gonna have

01:49:20.500 some fun it's

01:49:20.920 gonna be fights

01:49:21.360 and stuff

01:49:21.580 next week

01:49:22.940 next week we

01:49:24.200 got uh

01:49:24.920 on Nephilim

01:49:26.200 Death Squad

01:49:26.660 it's gonna be a

01:49:28.020 big one it's

01:49:28.420 gonna be a

01:49:28.720 strange one me

01:49:29.400 and Raven host

01:49:30.520 Nephilim Death

01:49:31.020 Squad we have

01:49:31.620 uh Donnie

01:49:32.420 Darkened he 0.85

01:49:33.340 has this uh

01:49:34.080 he's a conspiracy

01:49:34.960 theorist behind

01:49:35.720 the idea that

01:49:36.500 Donald Trump is

01:49:37.520 the antichrist

01:49:38.480 he's gonna be

01:49:39.320 coming on with

01:49:39.840 Sovereign Bra

01:49:40.520 the guy from

01:49:41.540 Twitter the one

01:49:42.560 that was on uh

01:49:43.440 well that's a

01:49:44.180 get yeah on 0.99

01:49:45.440 fucking uh 0.99

01:49:46.180 whatever so 0.99

01:49:47.120 that's gonna be a

01:49:47.740 fun one we're

01:49:48.340 gonna we're gonna

01:49:49.040 go deep into

01:49:49.720 QAnon and all 1.00

01:49:50.580 that crazy shit 1.00

01:49:51.360 man make sure 1.00

01:49:52.820 you're there

01:49:53.260 tune into that

01:49:54.200 hell yeah 1.00

01:49:54.700 fuck yeah 1.00

01:49:55.140 um next week 0.99

01:49:57.320 so Tarraghan Cole

01:49:58.200 and Fat Comic Dave

01:49:59.180 on Twitter

01:49:59.600 next week I'm on

01:50:00.940 I don't know if

01:50:01.800 it's Lions of Liberty

01:50:02.480 anymore it's

01:50:03.080 whatever one

01:50:03.600 Brian McWilliams

01:50:04.240 is doing I'm on

01:50:04.740 his show on

01:50:05.200 Tuesday

01:50:05.360 me and age

01:50:06.180 daydream is

01:50:07.100 what it's called

01:50:07.580 I believe

01:50:07.880 okay whatever

01:50:08.380 that's what it's

01:50:08.860 called I got

01:50:09.500 invited on

01:50:10.100 name in the show

01:50:10.680 it just doesn't

01:50:11.200 work guys

01:50:11.600 next next Tuesday

01:50:12.460 Electric Liberty

01:50:13.280 Land with Brian

01:50:13.960 and then are we

01:50:14.460 is it Dave Smith

01:50:15.180 next Wednesday

01:50:16.180 send in your 0.98

01:50:17.320 cocks 0.99

01:50:17.900 send in your 1.00

01:50:18.680 dick 1.00

01:50:19.040 yeah we need

01:50:19.720 it's still

01:50:19.960 coctober

01:50:20.580 we're held off

01:50:21.340 so we can 0.95

01:50:21.660 save dicks 0.92

01:50:22.400 for Dave 0.98

01:50:22.800 send dicks 1.00

01:50:23.880 we do have 1.00

01:50:24.680 one dick 1.00

01:50:25.380 one dick 1.00

01:50:26.100 that is being 1.00

01:50:26.600 reviewed next

01:50:27.260 week

01:50:27.500 it's a good 0.99

01:50:27.940 dick 1.00

01:50:28.160 it's a pretty 1.00

01:50:29.300 good dick 1.00

01:50:29.760 yeah 1.00

01:50:30.580 send more

01:50:31.500 I'd love to

01:50:31.960 show Dave

01:50:32.420 Smith your 0.99

01:50:32.820 dicks 0.99

01:50:33.100 that's right

01:50:34.400 um

01:50:34.900 Tower Gang

01:50:35.820 Toad on

01:50:36.300 Twitter

01:50:36.640 uh

01:50:37.220 go subscribe

01:50:37.900 to the

01:50:38.220 locals

01:50:38.520 send us

01:50:39.120 uh

01:50:39.460 some

01:50:39.700 some sweet

01:50:40.760 money

01:50:41.180 especially

01:50:41.520 cause I'm

01:50:41.860 now destitute

01:50:42.800 towergang.locals.com

01:50:44.780 and I am the

01:50:45.760 host of Better

01:50:46.420 Off Dead

01:50:47.100 the sports podcast

01:50:48.180 and I've been

01:50:48.580 losing money

01:50:49.400 in that way

01:50:49.940 as well

01:50:50.400 and we're

01:50:51.060 gonna lose

01:50:51.460 more with my

01:50:52.180 football uh

01:50:53.340 plays that I'm

01:50:54.200 gonna throw out

01:50:54.780 tonight

01:50:55.100 let's do it 0.63

01:50:56.600 hell yeah 0.83

01:50:58.860 hell yeah

01:50:59.760 it's weird

01:51:00.680 I just think it's

01:51:01.800 weird that uh

01:51:02.700 that Toad keeps

01:51:03.580 alluding to how

01:51:04.260 like he's being

01:51:05.000 ordered or something

01:51:05.800 and like nobody

01:51:06.740 will ask him

01:51:07.520 I'm not gonna ask

01:51:08.220 him what's going

01:51:09.020 I can't believe

01:51:09.640 I can't believe

01:51:09.660 he brought it

01:51:10.040 up honestly

01:51:10.560 no cause he

01:51:11.660 keeps on

01:51:12.020 he keeps on

01:51:12.520 pushing the

01:51:13.000 subject but I

01:51:13.520 think it would

01:51:13.780 be funnier if

01:51:14.300 we just never

01:51:14.900 address

01:51:15.260 he kept saying

01:51:16.620 like $75,000 0.99

01:51:17.940 or some shit

01:51:19.000 like that 0.97

01:51:19.460 I'd say we

01:51:20.320 have him tell

01:51:20.920 the story

01:51:21.480 and then cut

01:51:22.140 off the episode

01:51:22.780 right then

01:51:23.240 we don't

01:51:24.520 we don't

01:51:25.120 want to finish

01:51:25.900 with a video

01:51:26.720 huh

01:51:27.240 I think he's

01:51:28.480 lying

01:51:28.800 I think he's

01:51:29.920 lying

01:51:30.200 I think he's

01:51:30.720 he's doing this

01:51:31.460 for his

01:51:31.760 presidential run

01:51:32.600 but then

01:51:33.380 is he capable

01:51:33.900 of lying

01:51:34.380 I know

01:51:34.960 I know

01:51:35.600 how manic

01:51:36.520 you are

01:51:37.140 and you don't

01:51:37.940 I mean you seem

01:51:38.520 upset about this

01:51:39.240 but I seem way

01:51:39.980 more upset

01:51:40.660 about like the

01:51:41.380 Rams losing

01:51:42.120 so it's like

01:51:42.920 I have a hard

01:51:43.920 time believing

01:51:44.340 because I have

01:51:44.960 to be right

01:51:45.440 but no this

01:51:46.420 is this is insane

01:51:47.380 I got it in the

01:51:48.140 mail I thought

01:51:48.700 it was like

01:51:49.100 scam like

01:51:50.060 scam mail

01:51:51.240 you know you

01:51:51.560 know it is

01:51:52.160 we need $75,000

01:51:54.980 in gift cards

01:51:56.060 only Amazon Prime

01:51:58.240 gift cards

01:51:58.920 please

01:51:59.300 and he's like 1.00

01:52:00.480 fuck 1.00

01:52:01.420 I don't know 1.00

01:52:02.280 why the IRS

01:52:02.860 needs these

01:52:03.440 but I gotta

01:52:03.940 I had no idea

01:52:05.060 that you could 0.99

01:52:05.460 fucking impersonate 1.00

01:52:06.340 a Palestinian 1.00

01:52:06.900 you haven't been

01:52:07.440 using that 1.00

01:52:07.820 fucking voice 1.00

01:52:08.340 the whole show 1.00

01:52:08.920 I thought I was

01:52:09.960 Indian sorry 0.99

01:52:10.760 this is like

01:52:12.920 it's whoever

01:52:13.900 runs the banks

01:52:14.940 basically is mailing

01:52:15.740 me this

01:52:16.060 it's from one

01:52:16.720 of my banks

01:52:17.280 where I have

01:52:17.800 an account

01:52:18.280 with a substantial

01:52:18.960 amount of money

01:52:19.660 like $75,000

01:52:21.620 is in this

01:52:22.020 should have been 1.00

01:52:22.300 talking shit 1.00

01:52:22.780 about the Jews 1.00

01:52:23.300 yeah exactly

01:52:24.520 wait you have

01:52:25.620 you have

01:52:26.000 $75,000

01:52:29.180 in a sports

01:52:30.360 betting account

01:52:30.940 this is just

01:52:31.820 one

01:52:32.280 this is a bank

01:52:33.280 account

01:52:33.600 this is one

01:52:34.180 of my bank

01:52:34.760 accounts 0.99

01:52:35.260 what the fuck 0.99

01:52:37.220 stingy 1.00

01:52:37.920 this dude

01:52:40.160 won't spend

01:52:41.240 money

01:52:41.520 to go down 1.00

01:52:42.440 and fuck 1.00

01:52:43.140 somebody 1.00

01:52:43.620 in Texas 1.00

01:52:44.300 I fucking 0.99

01:52:46.620 tens with that 0.99

01:52:47.660 money

01:52:47.940 I got this

01:52:48.500 the mail

01:52:49.440 basically said

01:52:50.260 that like

01:52:51.220 basically

01:52:51.900 that I'm

01:52:52.900 dead

01:52:53.300 and that the

01:52:54.040 state is going

01:52:54.700 to be seizing

01:52:55.440 that account

01:52:56.860 because I'm

01:52:57.520 dead

01:52:57.680 that's actually 0.99

01:52:59.160 fucking hilarious 0.98

01:53:00.080 that's so 0.99

01:53:01.360 funny

01:53:01.860 I'm so glad

01:53:03.220 you let us

01:53:03.700 he's like

01:53:05.920 joked about

01:53:06.520 committing suicide

01:53:07.420 one too many

01:53:07.940 times

01:53:08.300 the IRS

01:53:08.680 is like

01:53:09.040 we think

01:53:09.460 this guy

01:53:09.780 might actually

01:53:10.300 be dead

01:53:10.740 this is probably 0.98

01:53:11.660 a tower gang

01:53:12.680 fan prank

01:53:14.320 playing

01:53:14.800 no that's what

01:53:16.680 I thought

01:53:17.020 but then I

01:53:17.380 called the bank

01:53:18.600 today

01:53:18.860 and I

01:53:19.160 got like

01:53:20.100 a system

01:53:21.240 of AI

01:53:21.760 basically

01:53:22.260 I couldn't

01:53:23.700 get through

01:53:24.380 all these

01:53:24.680 robots

01:53:25.240 it was

01:53:27.420 post dated

01:53:30.920 they just

01:53:31.320 accidentally

01:53:31.860 saved the

01:53:32.280 wrong week

01:53:32.940 they're using

01:53:34.880 algorithms

01:53:35.500 now

01:53:35.860 to figure it

01:53:36.520 out

01:53:36.760 that's the

01:53:37.460 name of the

01:53:37.860 episode

01:53:38.240 that's brilliant

01:53:39.280 dude it was

01:53:39.900 yeah so it

01:53:40.740 was

01:53:41.640 wait so you

01:53:42.300 all you have

01:53:42.940 to do is

01:53:43.440 prove

01:53:43.760 wait wait wait

01:53:44.560 you can buy

01:53:45.300 20 high class

01:53:47.220 escorts with that

01:53:47.940 money

01:53:48.140 you can buy

01:53:48.680 Josie with

01:53:49.500 that kind of

01:53:49.940 money

01:53:50.100 I had

01:53:50.900 problems

01:53:51.360 I had

01:53:51.720 problems

01:53:52.160 you only have

01:53:55.380 to prove that

01:53:56.200 you're alive to

01:53:57.080 reclaim your

01:53:57.620 money and you

01:53:58.160 can't figure this

01:53:58.920 out

01:53:59.320 yeah

01:53:59.560 Josie would

01:54:00.160 you

01:54:00.300 I'm having

01:54:02.300 problems

01:54:02.840 they're like

01:54:03.500 they're like

01:54:05.220 you're dead 1.00

01:54:05.660 motherfucker 1.00

01:54:06.200 like basically 1.00

01:54:06.820 that's what they

01:54:07.300 said I called

01:54:07.860 the bank

01:54:08.280 they're like

01:54:08.980 no you're

01:54:09.300 dead 1.00

01:54:09.520 motherfucker 1.00

01:54:10.040 dude what 1.00

01:54:10.780 if you are

01:54:11.500 what if that's

01:54:12.980 a threat

01:54:13.340 what if they're

01:54:13.940 threatening you

01:54:14.580 they're like

01:54:15.060 you're dead

01:54:15.820 dude imagine 0.79

01:54:16.720 if imagine

01:54:17.360 if Toad's been

01:54:18.000 dead for years

01:54:18.700 and he still

01:54:19.360 goes to his 1.00

01:54:19.940 shitty job 1.00

01:54:20.620 every day 0.93

01:54:21.340 like he just

01:54:22.300 sits there

01:54:22.780 and no one

01:54:23.160 talks to him

01:54:23.800 and he has 0.99

01:54:24.440 no fucking 0.99

01:54:24.960 idea 0.99

01:54:25.380 I had to go

01:54:25.960 through all 1.00

01:54:26.260 this shit 1.00

01:54:26.540 I had to give 1.00

01:54:26.900 them like all

01:54:27.400 this like

01:54:27.780 information about

01:54:28.700 myself like prove

01:54:29.640 that I'm not

01:54:30.060 dead it was 0.99

01:54:30.920 fucking insane 0.99

01:54:31.680 dude I also like 1.00

01:54:32.680 the thought that

01:54:33.080 this is just this

01:54:33.800 is also just the

01:54:34.900 like the banking

01:54:36.040 establishment

01:54:36.520 understanding they're

01:54:37.100 about to like 0.99

01:54:37.820 fucking yeah 0.99

01:54:38.600 deep like it 0.99

01:54:39.500 and so they're

01:54:40.160 just like

01:54:40.560 just go to the

01:54:41.360 rich people

01:54:41.860 and just tell

01:54:42.280 them they're 0.99

01:54:42.520 dead and 0.99

01:54:42.820 take their 0.90

01:54:43.160 money

01:54:43.480 just go to

01:54:45.100 the retards 1.00

01:54:45.760 and just 1.00

01:54:46.120 take their

01:54:46.500 money

01:54:46.740 dude I don't

01:54:47.940 know what's

01:54:48.280 happening

01:54:48.640 like it must

01:54:49.660 be

01:54:49.840 why didn't you

01:54:50.620 just go into

01:54:51.120 a branch

01:54:51.720 and show

01:54:52.060 them your

01:54:52.320 ID and be

01:54:52.940 like hey

01:54:53.580 this is me

01:54:54.280 they don't

01:54:55.100 have

01:54:55.560 they may be

01:54:56.200 like yeah 0.76

01:54:56.640 dead like 0.83

01:54:57.300 we said 1.00

01:54:57.660 you're fucking 1.00

01:54:58.360 dead 1.00

01:54:58.680 oh you're

01:54:59.260 banking with

01:54:59.780 an online

01:55:00.240 banking thing

01:55:00.840 only

01:55:01.180 he's banking

01:55:02.760 in Russia

01:55:03.240 I have

01:55:03.800 multiple

01:55:04.080 different

01:55:04.360 banks

01:55:04.640 this

01:55:04.920 this

01:55:05.160 particular

01:55:05.460 one is

01:55:05.800 online

01:55:06.280 yes

01:55:06.620 uh

01:55:07.580 okay

01:55:08.260 right

01:55:08.820 and I

01:55:09.420 almost

01:55:09.720 it's just

01:55:10.520 it's a

01:55:11.080 crypto

01:55:11.440 like

01:55:12.000 just

01:55:12.220 I

01:55:12.340 almost

01:55:12.720 couldn't

01:55:13.040 even

01:55:13.240 talk to

01:55:13.560 a

01:55:13.720 blockchain

01:55:14.160 wallet

01:55:14.660 and it's

01:55:15.320 gone

01:55:15.560 like

01:55:15.840 dude

01:55:16.180 I was

01:55:16.760 you no

01:55:17.080 longer

01:55:17.500 had

01:55:17.800 this

01:55:18.000 we are

01:55:22.040 sorry to

01:55:22.500 hear about

01:55:22.940 your loss

01:55:23.420 Mr. Toad

01:55:24.140 I called

01:55:25.300 him up

01:55:25.620 and it's

01:55:25.860 this automated

01:55:26.500 system

01:55:26.880 I couldn't

01:55:27.280 even

01:55:27.380 get through

01:55:27.780 the system

01:55:27.960 I couldn't

01:55:31.040 even get

01:55:31.360 through the

01:55:31.680 system

01:55:31.960 because it's

01:55:32.380 like

01:55:32.560 it's like

01:55:33.120 if you

01:55:33.340 would like

01:55:33.560 to check

01:55:33.940 your balance

01:55:34.500 press one

01:55:35.120 it's all

01:55:35.400 these like

01:55:35.720 mundane

01:55:36.100 options

01:55:36.660 and I'm

01:55:36.940 like

01:55:37.120 you're

01:55:37.580 telling me

01:55:38.080 I'm dead 1.00

01:55:38.660 motherfucker 1.00

01:55:39.200 I'm not 1.00

01:55:39.780 dead

01:55:40.080 I'm alive

01:55:40.760 to check

01:55:41.660 your balance

01:55:42.160 Mr. Toad

01:55:42.800 please input

01:55:43.740 your pin

01:55:44.320 number and

01:55:44.860 social security

01:55:45.660 please

01:55:46.080 because I was

01:55:47.900 yelling that

01:55:48.540 into the phone

01:55:49.280 it like

01:55:49.600 broke

01:55:50.160 like the

01:55:50.680 AI system

01:55:51.860 or something

01:55:52.280 and then it

01:55:52.640 like connected

01:55:53.420 me to an

01:55:53.820 actual person

01:55:54.700 and then when

01:55:55.520 you talked to

01:55:56.040 them what did

01:55:56.600 they say

01:55:57.220 that I'm

01:55:57.900 dead

01:55:58.300 why did they

01:55:59.380 think that

01:56:00.080 I don't

01:56:00.980 know

01:56:01.440 you didn't

01:56:02.540 ask them

01:56:03.140 why do you

01:56:03.760 think I'm

01:56:04.200 dead when

01:56:04.720 I'm talking 0.88

01:56:05.160 to you right

01:56:05.640 now

01:56:05.920 yeah they

01:56:06.820 didn't really

01:56:07.420 have an answer

01:56:07.920 to that

01:56:08.320 that's

01:56:09.240 that's

01:56:09.860 impossible

01:56:10.380 they have to

01:56:11.760 have received

01:56:12.320 notice that

01:56:12.940 you're deceased

01:56:13.640 I like the

01:56:14.280 fact that

01:56:14.720 they're gonna

01:56:15.040 cancel his

01:56:15.700 bank account

01:56:16.200 no matter

01:56:16.540 what he

01:56:16.960 does at

01:56:17.300 this point

01:56:17.640 like he

01:56:17.920 could fly

01:56:18.380 out to

01:56:18.660 their

01:56:18.800 headquarters

01:56:19.200 and be like

01:56:19.500 I'm alive

01:56:20.320 and they're

01:56:20.600 like nothing

01:56:21.800 I could do

01:56:22.240 we can't

01:56:24.240 help you

01:56:24.500 anymore

01:56:24.840 Mr. Toad

01:56:25.460 what is the

01:56:25.920 name of the

01:56:26.240 bank

01:56:26.460 I don't want

01:56:28.820 to say it 0.97

01:56:29.420 god damn it 0.96

01:56:30.500 but I think 0.98

01:56:31.000 the bank

01:56:31.480 that's how you

01:56:31.860 say it

01:56:32.400 no I

01:56:32.680 like we have 0.99

01:56:33.760 fucking social 1.00

01:56:34.380 media cloud 1.00

01:56:34.860 we can pressure

01:56:35.380 them to give

01:56:35.760 you your money

01:56:36.160 back

01:56:36.520 I think I

01:56:37.040 proved that

01:56:37.520 I'm still

01:56:37.860 alive and I

01:56:38.360 think I'm

01:56:38.860 dude I'm

01:56:39.640 how how

01:56:40.680 how can you

01:56:41.180 prove it

01:56:41.580 I'm going to

01:56:42.160 try to take

01:56:42.860 my money

01:56:43.140 but this

01:56:43.420 happened

01:56:43.620 do you have

01:56:44.320 to send a

01:56:44.660 picture

01:56:44.940 did you have

01:56:45.540 to send a

01:56:45.860 picture with a

01:56:46.300 newspaper up

01:56:47.000 and be like

01:56:47.360 proof of

01:56:47.900 life

01:56:48.200 she said

01:56:49.120 she'll pass

01:56:49.740 but hold on

01:56:50.400 the passion

01:56:51.120 wasn't

01:56:51.560 what was the

01:56:51.980 question

01:56:52.260 $75,000

01:56:53.640 the question

01:56:54.260 wasn't

01:56:55.000 would you

01:56:55.880 do it

01:56:56.240 or not

01:56:56.480 the question

01:56:56.900 was how

01:56:57.380 much

01:56:57.800 like $75,000

01:56:59.100 is a lot

01:56:59.960 of money

01:57:00.400 it's a lot

01:57:01.620 like if it

01:57:02.000 was on a

01:57:02.340 table and

01:57:02.800 someone was

01:57:03.160 just like

01:57:03.440 right here

01:57:04.640 yeah I'd 0.97

01:57:05.600 fucking probably 0.96

01:57:06.380 yeah that's a 0.99

01:57:07.320 number I like

01:57:07.940 if you don't

01:57:08.680 like even if

01:57:09.120 you're like

01:57:09.400 I'm good

01:57:09.920 with money

01:57:10.300 like I don't

01:57:10.920 even want

01:57:12.580 to do that

01:57:13.280 at all

01:57:14.180 but like

01:57:14.740 dude if

01:57:15.780 anybody says

01:57:16.360 they wouldn't

01:57:16.700 do that 1.00

01:57:17.000 they're fucking 1.00

01:57:17.360 lying 1.00

01:57:17.800 pretty much

01:57:19.040 yeah

01:57:19.740 you know 1.00

01:57:21.560 it's gay sex 1.00

01:57:22.320 this is a bit 1.00

01:57:23.060 of an ask

01:57:23.600 we're rolling

01:57:24.340 up on two

01:57:24.920 hours

01:57:25.300 I'm not that

01:57:26.880 repulsive

01:57:27.160 it's not about

01:57:30.000 you being

01:57:30.300 repulsive

01:57:30.820 I just don't 1.00

01:57:31.240 want to fuck 1.00

01:57:31.700 a guy 1.00

01:57:32.200 75k

01:57:33.840 well

01:57:34.100 same

01:57:35.320 Toad

01:57:35.760 Toad

01:57:36.080 look

01:57:36.480 you've been

01:57:37.020 deceased for

01:57:37.500 a couple

01:57:37.740 years now

01:57:38.200 I'm sorry

01:57:38.920 you had to

01:57:39.260 find out

01:57:39.560 this way

01:57:39.940 it's heartbreaking

01:57:41.340 honestly

01:57:41.940 but like

01:57:42.460 Tower Gang

01:57:42.940 is your version

01:57:43.500 of hell

01:57:43.800 by the way

01:57:44.200 by the way

01:57:44.620 this same

01:57:45.340 thing

01:57:46.420 happened to my

01:57:46.920 mom

01:57:47.220 it makes so

01:57:48.700 much sense

01:57:49.240 his whole family

01:57:50.820 is dead

01:57:51.160 this happened to my

01:57:52.480 mom like a decade

01:57:53.440 ago

01:57:53.780 rest in peace

01:57:55.080 Toad

01:57:55.360 he just comes on

01:57:57.240 he just comes on

01:57:57.780 the stream and he

01:57:58.200 gets talked over

01:57:58.880 that's his 0.55

01:57:59.280 I see dead people 1.00

01:58:01.200 holy shit 0.99

01:58:02.060 I'm not even here 0.99

01:58:02.860 what

01:58:03.240 no you're here

01:58:04.340 it's just we

01:58:04.880 aren't

01:58:05.280 oh my god

01:58:06.800 you're here forever

01:58:08.460 actually

01:58:09.200 you're stuck here

01:58:11.240 with us

01:58:11.820 dude I'm one of

01:58:13.040 those like 0.98

01:58:13.380 retard 1.00

01:58:13.880 like succubus

01:58:14.920 babies that 0.83

01:58:15.640 the Jews

01:58:16.240 create when 1.00

01:58:16.720 they masturbate 1.00

01:58:17.400 you could have 1.00

01:58:17.860 just stopped 0.65

01:58:18.640 at retard 0.99

01:58:19.200 what happened

01:58:20.980 to Cole

01:58:21.400 he must have

01:58:21.900 got in trouble

01:58:22.560 oh he said

01:58:23.520 he had to leave

01:58:25.400 he said it's too

01:58:26.060 late

01:58:26.180 he's right

01:58:26.800 he's right

01:58:27.400 what is more

01:58:28.300 to say

01:58:29.180 you're dead 0.99

01:58:29.680 we'll see you 1.00

01:58:30.400 next week

01:58:30.820 goodbye people 0.98

01:58:31.400 it's the tower power hour slut 1.00

01:58:33.280 it's the tower power hour bitch 1.00

01:58:34.960 no way jose 0.99

01:58:35.920 liberty lockdown

01:58:37.380 welcome to the tower power hour 0.99

01:58:38.680 clint bitch 1.00

01:58:39.520 reed 0.99

01:58:40.700 cole

01:58:43.300 top lobster

01:58:45.300 and toad

01:58:46.360 tower gang

01:58:47.640 tower gang

01:58:48.140 tower gang

01:58:48.640 tower gang

01:58:49.200 tower gang

01:58:50.180 tower gang

01:58:50.680 tower gang

01:58:51.180 liberty lock

01:58:51.960 is truth say

01:58:52.780 same with lobster

01:58:54.080 cole and jose

01:58:55.100 toad is sick

01:58:56.480 no way jose

01:58:57.520 it's the tower power hour 0.99

01:58:58.800 slut 1.00

01:58:59.200 they made dates 0.99

01:58:59.960 but all his

01:59:00.680 tower gang

01:59:01.180 tower gang

01:59:01.680 tower gang

01:59:02.160 tower gang

01:59:02.680 tower gang

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01:59:03.740 tower gang

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01:59:04.740 tower gang

01:59:05.160 tower gang

01:59:05.620 tower gang

01:59:06.120 tower gang

01:59:06.580 tower gang

01:59:07.140 they speak courage

01:59:08.140 you sped

01:59:08.680 more than rogan

01:59:10.120 you fed

01:59:10.720 truth bomb

01:59:11.680 weather

01:59:12.060 tim cast

01:59:12.680 hotep

01:59:13.180 more offensive

01:59:14.520 LOS

01:59:15.420 no disrespect

01:59:16.340 more offensive than LOS

01:59:17.780 no disrespect

01:59:18.440 redhead libertarian

01:59:20.160 is their best friend

01:59:20.860 unless they get raided

01:59:22.220 then they never met 1.00

01:59:23.080 none of this shit 0.99

01:59:24.460 be new to me 1.00

01:59:25.180 Clint is a sexual 0.99

01:59:26.660 brood to me 0.98

01:59:27.220 no booster seat

01:59:28.340 get them tall boots 0.63

01:59:29.140 on you 1.00

01:59:29.400 fuck every podcast 1.00

01:59:30.600 that won't stoop to me 1.00

01:59:31.720 libertarian won't be the same

01:59:33.140 they revolutiony

01:59:34.140 that's a word

01:59:34.680 i miss grammar

01:59:35.500 send it and rhyme

01:59:36.380 dubitably

01:59:37.080 that too

01:59:37.600 promote myself

01:59:38.380 on their shine 1.00

01:59:39.100 stupidly 1.00

01:59:39.640 comedy philosophy 1.00

01:59:40.540 markrandom.com

01:59:41.700 user free

01:59:42.240 random

01:59:42.620 i'm single lady

01:59:43.480 so please choose a meet

01:59:44.700 they scream tower gang

01:59:46.200 worldwide

01:59:46.740 tower gang

01:59:47.180 tower gang rise

01:59:48.060 together we will overthrow

01:59:49.580 tower gang

01:59:51.140 tower gang

01:59:51.660 tower gang

01:59:52.160 tower gang

01:59:52.700 tower gang

01:59:53.600 tower gang

01:59:54.260 liberty lock

01:59:55.480 is truth safe

01:59:56.060 same with lobster

01:59:57.580 colon jose

01:59:58.640 toad is sick

02:00:00.000 no way jose

02:00:00.780 if you read

02:00:01.980 i ride

02:00:02.480 jose with jose

02:00:03.560 pay me dates

02:00:05.020 with all his fame

02:00:06.100 tower gang

02:00:07.160 tower gang

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02:00:24.820 Have a game, have a game, have a game, have a game.

Tower Gang - October 12, 2023

Ep 146 - I

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