Tower Gang - Ep 147 - Dick Doxxer

00:00:00.000 Joe

00:00:08.800 It's PowerGang Wednesday, motherfuckers!

00:00:14.800 What's up, retards?

00:00:16.800 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby!

00:00:18.200 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's...

00:00:21.800 ...mussy?

00:00:24.000 You wanna kill me or you wanna give me a toner? I don't know.

00:00:27.200 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny.

00:00:30.000 Oh, woe is me, I'm retarded!

00:00:32.400 Any of you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit where they...

00:00:37.400 The three of you had a threesome of some kind.

00:00:40.800 I was watching it and jerking off.

00:00:45.000 Fucking asshole!

00:00:47.000 Toad's on fire!

00:00:48.200 She was a 10 in real life, she's like a dead 8.

00:00:53.400 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:00:54.600 Donald Trump, you come on Tower Gang, that is why.

00:00:57.000 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast.

00:00:59.400 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:01:06.800 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:08.400 This shit is retarded.

00:01:09.600 Wee!

00:01:10.600 Wee!

00:01:11.600 Ladies and gentlemen, it is with the somber heart that I approach you this evening, Wednesday at 9-11, the normal hour for Tower Gang, we had one of our top viewers whose mother passed away this morning.

00:01:21.800 I wanted to give a special shout out to him and say that we have tried our hardest to keep, as soon as Toad heard that she had them big old mommy milkers, he's been trying to kill himself all day so he can go fucking suck on her titties in heaven.

00:01:33.800 And I tried, brother.

00:01:34.800 I tried, and for you, for you, I got him to not kill himself so he wouldn't fucking molest your

00:01:40.800 mom.

00:01:41.800 I figured out who he was and I actually found the funeral home where they're a householder.

00:01:45.800 Oh, bro.

00:01:46.800 No, you didn't.

00:01:47.800 It's so fucking weird.

00:01:48.800 That's what I did.

00:01:49.800 That's what I did.

00:01:50.800 I went over and I sucked those dead mommy milkers.

00:01:52.800 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:01:54.800 You know, I was gonna make a joke that I jerked off to the thought of his dead mom, but that

00:02:01.800 is way worse than the joke I was gonna say.

00:02:04.800 What's even worse is I kind of believe Toad, and that's fucked up.

00:02:07.800 Yeah, I could see him.

00:02:08.800 It was funny enough, though, just that I was that creepy that I really looked into it this

00:02:13.800 much.

00:02:14.800 He didn't have to go full on, and then I fucked the corpse of your mother.

00:02:17.800 Wait up, wait up.

00:02:18.800 He didn't fuck her.

00:02:19.800 No, hold on.

00:02:20.800 He sucked under tins.

00:02:21.800 That part was real.

00:02:22.800 I want him to explain himself because that part was real.

00:02:24.800 Toad, did you think this person is lying to just get our attention in some way in a tweet?

00:02:28.800 Is that what it was going like?

00:02:29.800 That's your process?

00:02:30.800 Different clout.

00:02:31.800 I don't think that at all, no.

00:02:33.800 So what's the point of looking at where his mom died at?

00:02:36.800 It was just a joke.

00:02:37.800 Well, she lived and died there.

00:02:38.800 I think that was real, and then he added the extra little fucked up part just to cover like,

00:02:44.800 oh shit, I just said something real.

00:02:45.800 Toad, did you actually look up one of our viewers' mom's funeral arrangements?

00:02:50.800 Yeah, I'm going to the funeral.

00:02:52.800 There's no fucking way.

00:02:54.800 That would be so funny to see him show up and be like, I have to pay my respects.

00:02:58.800 Oh God.

00:02:59.800 You're going to suck under tins, dude.

00:03:00.800 Here's the thing though, and I think this is actually true.

00:03:01.800 I think any time...

00:03:02.800 I don't know if he's joking.

00:03:03.800 I can't tell anybody.

00:03:04.800 No, no, no.

00:03:05.800 Top, here.

00:03:06.800 I'll tell you what's going on.

00:03:07.800 Any time that Toad hears that somebody has a mom, I want to say he automatically looks

00:03:11.800 them up.

00:03:12.800 He just loves, just to see them.

00:03:15.800 He just, he has to do it.

00:03:17.800 That's why he can't do shit for the show because everybody has a mom.

00:03:20.800 So he's constantly searching.

00:03:21.800 All day.

00:03:22.800 It's a nine to five job where he's just, he's just going through Facebook looking up moms.

00:03:27.800 Yeah.

00:03:28.800 Every time somebody like greets me for the first time.

00:03:30.800 Oh, hi, I'm John.

00:03:31.800 Oh, hi, John.

00:03:32.800 Let me...

00:03:33.800 What's your last name?

00:03:34.800 Yeah.

00:03:35.800 What's your mom's name?

00:03:36.800 Okay.

00:03:37.800 Thank you.

00:03:38.800 You have a picture I can see.

00:03:39.800 Your mom has some fat tits.

00:03:40.800 Do you have a LinkedIn by chance?

00:03:42.800 Does your mom follow you on LinkedIn?

00:03:43.800 I'm going to have to do some research.

00:03:44.800 I'll be right back to you.

00:03:45.800 Oh, your mom's got the heavies.

00:03:47.800 I'll be back in a little bit.

00:03:48.800 Thank you so much for tuning into another live stream edition of Tower Gang.

00:03:51.800 This is Clint Russell.

00:03:53.800 Oh, sorry.

00:03:54.800 He got it.

00:03:55.800 Oh, shit.

00:03:56.800 Are we going top floor first?

00:03:58.800 I don't know.

00:03:59.800 You threw me for a loop.

00:04:00.800 I fucked it up.

00:04:01.800 I fucked it up.

00:04:02.800 Alright, Toad.

00:04:03.800 Just go.

00:04:04.800 Toad, the host of Better Off Dead.

00:04:05.800 As always, the legend himself, the tiniest, most powerful man that has ever walked the

00:04:08.800 face of the planet, Mr. Jose Galesan, the host of No Way Jose.

00:04:12.800 We got the guy that hosts nothing, but he does bench press more than your fucking uncle.

00:04:17.800 It's Cole, aka Fat.

00:04:19.800 2.25 for six today.

00:04:21.800 He's hitting a lot of diggers.

00:04:23.800 That's elite.

00:04:24.800 For three sets.

00:04:25.800 Alright, that's pretty good.

00:04:26.800 I couldn't do that.

00:04:27.800 That's not bad.

00:04:28.800 I couldn't do that right now.

00:04:29.800 And, last but certainly not least, our fucking graphic designer from the heavens himself.

00:04:32.800 The man who will molest your mother in heaven if she dies unexpectedly in a morning jog.

00:04:36.800 This is Top Lobster.

00:04:38.800 Was it a jog?

00:04:39.800 I have no idea.

00:04:40.800 Going back to that.

00:04:41.800 He just said, I was just running some errands.

00:04:43.800 I was like, what did you have this bitch doing?

00:04:45.800 Was he doing the lawn?

00:04:46.800 He was like, Mom, help me move this furniture.

00:04:48.800 He's like, hey, 75 year old mother, can you help me move a couch?

00:04:52.800 And she's like, okay.

00:04:53.800 Okay.

00:04:54.800 He had the nerve to write unexpectedly.

00:04:56.800 He was like, hey, Mom, I think my gun is jammed or something.

00:05:01.800 Can you look down this morning?

00:05:03.800 He's like, hey, Mom, you're vaxxed.

00:05:05.800 Why don't you go physically exert yourself as much as possible?

00:05:10.800 You know what?

00:05:11.800 Actually, I think we should look into this because this actually, maybe it was.

00:05:15.800 That wouldn't be considered murder.

00:05:17.800 You want to live dox him on the show?

00:05:19.800 No, I'm just saying.

00:05:20.800 Live dox his mother's funeral?

00:05:22.800 We can shout out his first name.

00:05:24.800 She's dead.

00:05:25.800 She won't care.

00:05:26.800 If you knew your mother had a condition and then you forced her to do things,

00:05:30.800 or kind of like, what if she was real dumb too and you persuaded her to do things,

00:05:34.800 knowing you'd kill her?

00:05:35.800 Is that murder?

00:05:36.800 I mean, in fairness, her son does watch our show,

00:05:39.800 so she's probably not that bright, right?

00:05:42.800 Yeah.

00:05:43.800 If he's retarded, she's definitely like...

00:05:45.800 You know what it was?

00:05:46.800 It was cirrhosis of the liver because she's been drinking heavily for years.

00:05:51.800 That's right.

00:05:52.800 During the pregnancy.

00:05:53.800 During the pregnancy.

00:05:54.800 She didn't even stop.

00:05:55.800 That's right.

00:05:56.800 She actually went, she drank more during the pregnancy.

00:05:57.800 She was like, I'm going to kill this baby.

00:05:59.800 And it came out.

00:06:00.800 And she was like, ah, fuck.

00:06:01.800 Yeah.

00:06:02.800 God damn it.

00:06:03.800 Just fetal alcohol syndrome and not death.

00:06:05.800 Ah, fuck.

00:06:06.800 Dude, he's going to love this.

00:06:07.800 He wanted to laugh and now we're making fun of his dead mom.

00:06:09.800 Yeah.

00:06:10.800 Patrick is his name.

00:06:11.800 Shout out to Patrick.

00:06:12.800 Shout out to Patrick Shouts.

00:06:14.800 But like, he doesn't...

00:06:15.800 Listen, because we have different types of fans, right?

00:06:17.800 Some people who are like, yo, go fucked up.

00:06:19.800 And some people who are like, I'm here for the laughs.

00:06:21.800 You know?

00:06:22.800 Like, if he's the dude that's like, I'm here for the laughs,

00:06:24.800 what we just did is just, he's probably going to kill himself.

00:06:27.800 Dude, I called his mom.

00:06:28.800 He messaged us and he said, go hard.

00:06:30.800 You told us to do this.

00:06:31.800 Dude, he said, and I replied to his tweet.

00:06:34.800 I said, your mom's a dead eight, brother.

00:06:36.800 Not as hard as he did.

00:06:37.800 Not as hard as he went on his mom.

00:06:38.800 He's like, mom, listen, we're going for a jog, okay?

00:06:41.800 Yeah.

00:06:42.800 What would be the worst way to kill your mom?

00:06:44.800 Like, not just like, you know, you shoot her.

00:06:46.800 Like, what would be the worst thing you could do to where she dies afterwards?

00:06:49.800 If she's a 40 years long alcoholic and you ask her to clean your shotgun,

00:06:54.800 it's like, what are you fucking doing?

00:06:55.800 I mean, which is actually what happened.

00:06:57.800 I will say, I think the worst way, the most depraved and disgusting way to kill your mother

00:07:02.800 is death by, like, too much sex or some shit like that.

00:07:05.800 Oh, for sure.

00:07:06.800 By you?

00:07:07.800 Yeah, by you.

00:07:08.800 By you.

00:07:09.800 No, no, no.

00:07:10.800 God, you fucked your mom to death?

00:07:11.800 No.

00:07:12.800 Why have you been thinking about this?

00:07:13.800 No, no, no.

00:07:14.800 The worst way is that you impregnate her and she has a really complicated pregnancy and

00:07:19.800 dies.

00:07:20.800 Oh, she dies during pregnancy.

00:07:21.800 Oh.

00:07:22.800 But no, no, no.

00:07:23.800 She dies with your incest, baby.

00:07:24.800 She has to convert to something that looks like Toad.

00:07:26.800 That comes out like .

00:07:29.800 No, it has to.

00:07:30.800 And then it dies and it's like .

00:07:31.800 And then she dies.

00:07:32.800 No, no, it comes down to it.

00:07:33.800 It's like where she is.

00:07:34.800 We could already read.

00:07:35.800 It's one of those things where, like, she has to choose, like, you have to choose,

00:07:39.800 like, you either, like, kill the baby or you're going to die.

00:07:42.800 And she's like, I want to live.

00:07:44.800 And the guy's like, kill her.

00:07:46.800 No, I want the baby.

00:07:47.800 I want this incest baby.

00:07:48.800 Kill my mom.

00:07:49.800 Holy shit.

00:07:50.800 I mean, that is the worst.

00:07:51.800 You're right.

00:07:52.800 Aren't you so glad that they don't have that anymore, Toad?

00:07:54.800 Because, man, your chances would have been fucking low, bro.

00:07:57.800 You came out and they were like, yo, kill the baby.

00:07:59.800 If they had the shot.

00:08:00.800 Can you imagine?

00:08:01.800 Dude, if you were born in fucking, like, I think it's Ireland where they kill all Down syndrome babies.

00:08:06.800 So it's amazing that you're still there.

00:08:08.800 No, that was, uh.

00:08:09.800 He's all on the cusp.

00:08:10.800 That was Greenland or Iceland.

00:08:11.800 Greenland.

00:08:12.800 It was Iceland.

00:08:13.800 No, it was Iceland.

00:08:14.800 No one knows.

00:08:15.800 It was Iceland.

00:08:16.800 Nobody loves Greenland.

00:08:17.800 It was Iceland.

00:08:18.800 They're all the same thing.

00:08:19.800 Shut up.

00:08:20.800 Greenland is part of Denmark.

00:08:21.800 They're all islands.

00:08:22.800 They're all north of England.

00:08:23.800 Who gives the fuck about them?

00:08:24.800 You know what's kind of cool about those islands?

00:08:26.800 White people.

00:08:27.800 Lots of white people.

00:08:28.800 I like that.

00:08:29.800 I want to say that Iceland has, like, per capita, the most strong men in the world as well.

00:08:34.800 So they're not only white, they're insanely strong.

00:08:37.800 Yo, we got to have Owen Benjamin back on.

00:08:39.800 Yes.

00:08:40.800 In his special, he does a joke about, like, how he first woke up.

00:08:44.800 He was like, Greenland and then Iceland.

00:08:46.800 And then, you know, explaining the teachers, like, well, Greenland's actually not green.

00:08:49.800 It's filled with ice.

00:08:50.800 And he's like, and Iceland is really green.

00:08:53.800 Yeah.

00:08:54.800 So he's like, so can we switch them?

00:08:55.800 They're like, nah.

00:08:56.800 Yo, he had me fucking dying with that shit.

00:08:57.800 We have to have him back on because he absolutely killed it.

00:09:00.800 Bro.

00:09:01.800 I don't know if you guys didn't see it.

00:09:02.800 He'll do it every fucking time.

00:09:03.800 Toad's off the show.

00:09:04.800 Just make it happen.

00:09:07.800 Toad, be honest.

00:09:08.800 Be honest.

00:09:09.800 If right now, Owen Benjamin was like, I'll do every week.

00:09:12.800 But it's just that Toad has to, well, you'll sit one out and it's Toad.

00:09:15.800 Toad has to sit out.

00:09:16.800 You would be, for the life of the show, you would take that, right?

00:09:19.800 Wait.

00:09:20.800 Okay.

00:09:21.800 Wait, wait, wait.

00:09:22.800 I don't think he would.

00:09:23.800 I think he'd lie right now.

00:09:24.800 Every day he would, but he wouldn't.

00:09:25.800 I'm permanently off the show.

00:09:26.800 No, no, no, no, no.

00:09:27.800 Let's say we're doing Wednesdays and Sundays or something like that.

00:09:30.800 Or Wednesdays and Mondays.

00:09:31.800 And Owen was like, I'll come on, but I only like how it looks with five.

00:09:34.800 Would you sit down for Owen for one time a week?

00:09:40.800 What?

00:09:41.800 We're having multiple episodes a week.

00:09:42.800 Yeah, it's two episodes a week.

00:09:43.800 We would go to two episodes a week.

00:09:44.800 And I'm never on the one with Owen.

00:09:46.800 Never.

00:09:47.800 Never.

00:09:51.800 Never.

00:09:52.800 You wouldn't do it.

00:09:53.800 I would do it.

00:09:54.800 I would do it.

00:09:55.800 You wouldn't do it.

00:09:56.800 That's so fucking greedy.

00:09:57.800 I can't.

00:09:58.800 I did it voluntarily already.

00:10:00.800 I want to say this, and this is going to kill Toad.

00:10:04.800 He doesn't love the show.

00:10:06.800 He loves himself on the show.

00:10:08.800 And that's exactly what this is.

00:10:10.800 His identity is the show.

00:10:12.800 And so this would detract from his identity.

00:10:14.800 We were getting at this earlier today, and nobody kind of chimed in in the group chat.

00:10:18.800 But I was saying, I was like, Toad, if you kill yourself, then you can't do the show.

00:10:23.800 Right.

00:10:24.800 So would you actually do that?

00:10:25.800 Like, it got to that point of like, what would you miss the show for?

00:10:28.800 That's a paradox.

00:10:30.800 I think it's the only reason he's still alive.

00:10:32.800 All right.

00:10:33.800 Because he can't miss an episode.

00:10:34.800 So, theoretical.

00:10:35.800 Let's say the rule was, and say this was imposed by Owen himself, because that's what he chose.

00:10:41.800 Would you do a rotation to one out of every five episodes on there, you'd be out.

00:10:47.800 But we'd swap it out.

00:10:48.800 It's fair.

00:10:49.800 Would you do it then?

00:10:50.800 I don't think you'd even do it then.

00:10:52.800 The fact that he's thinking about this-

00:10:54.800 The fairest way possible.

00:10:55.800 The fairest way possible.

00:10:56.800 Is wild.

00:10:57.800 I know.

00:10:58.800 Like, who cares?

00:10:59.800 I miss an episode.

00:11:00.800 He can't.

00:11:01.800 I'm just contemplating.

00:11:03.800 My brain can't comprehend the concept of missing the show.

00:11:05.800 No, I'm just-

00:11:06.800 On purpose.

00:11:07.800 He would literally watch the-

00:11:08.800 He would be watching the show, him not on it.

00:11:09.800 Wait, let him explain himself.

00:11:10.800 With a noose around his neck.

00:11:12.800 That's just like way-

00:11:13.800 Like every-

00:11:14.800 Oh yeah, I'm just-

00:11:15.800 Every week it gets a little tighter.

00:11:16.800 I'm just contemplating what method of suicide I want to use.

00:11:21.800 For having to sit out once every five weeks and you're like, it's too much!

00:11:26.800 Yeah, it's a completely fair rotation.

00:11:28.800 It's not even singling you out.

00:11:30.800 What the fuck, bro?

00:11:31.800 Alright, alright, let's go mailbag.

00:11:33.800 Yeah, it's just a mailbag.

00:11:34.800 Let's do mailbag.

00:11:35.800 You left when you realized what a massive piece of shit you are, and this is no longer getting good.

00:11:39.800 I was like, he doesn't care about the show.

00:11:42.800 He only cares about himself.

00:11:43.800 I'm out.

00:11:44.800 Alright, we got mailbag, and we got-

00:11:46.800 I don't know where Top threw though, but we have an overlay for it.

00:11:49.800 Yeah, let's do it.

00:11:50.800 We have the balls.

00:11:51.800 Woah.

00:11:52.800 Yeah, mailbag baby.

00:11:53.800 Nom nom nom.

00:11:54.800 Nom nom nom.

00:12:05.800 Play with those balls.

00:12:06.800 Hold on, hold on.

00:12:07.800 I got the music somewhere.

00:12:09.800 I don't know what he calls it.

00:12:10.800 Is it-

00:12:11.800 I don't know.

00:12:12.800 hunter goody says i'm getting back into the dating game so i can obtain a wife and finally be happy

00:12:19.280 since 80 of you have had successful relationships he doesn't mean me unfortunately i'm i'm looking

00:12:25.640 for you for advice what date is it appropriate to start using kike and nigger do i have some

00:12:31.460 god damn sorry fuck you cole do i have to do i have to wait until marriage to break it to her

00:12:39.300 that the moon landing never happened oh shit that's that's a loaded question right there i'd say

00:12:44.080 shit like that just don't even talk to your wife about but like the the hard r's you do want to

00:12:48.760 slip in there at least probably a month or two into dating just feel it out oh no i do it on the first

00:12:53.660 date i do it in the first i do it in the first word she she shows up i'm like or first sentence

00:12:59.560 at least i'm like sup nigga but political philosophy science don't talk to your woman about that shit

00:13:03.960 don't let them mind the stuff that matters you know yeah she doesn't understand honestly i wonder

00:13:08.320 my wife said it first i think that's actually true she's for sure and it was not a it was not

00:13:12.940 a soft a i can no no it was hard we were just driving and she just let it rip

00:13:17.920 cole's like fuck yeah you're i'm putting a ring on that right now she's like barack obama's a real

00:13:23.360 i don't think she even knows who barack obama is that's the funny part

00:13:28.160 your wife doesn't know who the president of the united states is come on oh yeah he is still the

00:13:33.500 president isn't he yeah that's true i'm talking i'm talking about when you were dating that would

00:13:38.240 have been when obama's yeah he was no obama was not well oh i guess it was 2015 okay look at you

00:13:44.820 you piece of shit i was right he was at the end there i mean it's nice of him to say that 80

00:13:50.860 of us have successful you know relationships because i you know clearly i don't toad never

00:13:56.060 has uh technically we still don't think that was a success wait well was it jose doesn't have a wife

00:14:01.000 was the 20 percent cole uh or not cole uh clint or me the 20 who's no because here's the thing

00:14:07.320 successful is a subjective term yeah it was successful in clint's eyes clint got pussy and

00:14:13.840 clint got someone no dude i've been super successful in waiting women in love for a night

00:14:19.880 clint got somebody that he can just you know rant to for and then to be like all right now lay down

00:14:27.300 i got some honestly that's why that's why i haven't uh you know gotten married while i started the show

00:14:33.680 because like the whole reason i used to date is just so i could rant political shit at people and

00:14:37.760 now i have an outlet so i'm like i don't need women are women are literally a hole to uh to clinton

00:14:44.720 now he was like i mean they used to be a sounding board but now they're just a hole used to be ears

00:14:49.920 and a hole now you're like i've gotten rid of the ears i don't even need those anymore i'm like get

00:14:54.220 out of here like he was like in the mouth i've never needed that because i don't listen to you

00:14:58.120 anyway no i hey this is this is not a joke though i will drop a a soft a n-bomb very early in any

00:15:05.820 dating because like i just want them to know do you that like i love black people do you do it like

00:15:13.320 uh like maybe you're like because i know you love rap so are you are you like you're like you know on

00:15:18.560 the way to the date or you picked her up and it's already like there's already rap on the radio or

00:15:22.000 whatever you're playing and you sing along and you usually then that way you have plausible deniability

00:15:27.920 yeah usually what i do is uh first date you know we're like we're making out on the couch i put on

00:15:32.840 hard in the paint by waka flaka yeah go hard in the paint nigga and then and then i look at her

00:15:39.280 and i look at her real quick and i go nigga and if she goes like yeah we go hard in the paint

00:15:44.160 we're reciting these lyrics like just like the uh like um oh on the eric andre show whenever he

00:15:50.800 starts singing that he goes he goes so fucking hard you know what i'm talking about no i don't watch

00:15:54.760 i don't watch i don't watch eric andre he's uh he's black i don't like that yeah yeah oh it's one

00:16:00.380 of the best bits because uh oh hannibal he starts singing on the show and he goes like it's just him

00:16:07.120 there's not even any music he's like i go hard in the motherfucking paint yeah that's dope i gotta see

00:16:13.020 that what i do is i take the woman on a date through like the inner city and i just say nigger

00:16:17.940 in front of a bunch of black people as i'm walking by them just to prove how tough i am

00:16:21.420 that's how i do it see but you don't though listen to let's see but you don't though and that and see

00:16:26.900 the difference is is that i actually do i actually not even exaggerate i do drop a soft a n-bomb very

00:16:32.840 early in the dating and and if they if they fucking even blink it's over get out for wow you don't want

00:16:40.220 to deal with my ignorant shit i i noticed that i noticed that he didn't ask when the appropriate

00:16:47.840 uh first faggot would be which i don't know that's right off the bat i know yeah that's like entry

00:16:54.240 you want to go on a date faggot well yeah i mean i mean for me yeah i'm dating gay men so it's like

00:17:00.020 obvious it's just hold on i can't remember if i hold on i swear to god dude if we keep talking

00:17:05.780 about somebody else's content without like put it bring bringing it up at least yeah don't don't

00:17:10.400 do that again all right play it all right and this is the best episode as well we're gonna get

00:17:16.360 copyright hold on a second you listen to walk hold on pause it i just like that toad has like 50

00:17:23.080 videos ready to pull up that he's autistic about and we just pulled this shit up i know yeah

00:17:27.680 just rug the producer it was mentioned also if you want to go this is the best episode of the

00:17:33.960 eric andre show it's not even close this is so this is one of the best episodes talking about

00:17:38.240 the other guy all right there's not a band or a song it's a that's a man yeah no i think they do

00:17:44.700 yeah yeah they say like walka fucka yeah fucka fucka i go hard

00:17:50.740 nigga

00:17:52.760 they censor everything everything accepted

00:17:57.740 there you go yeah

00:18:02.380 if you don't watch the eric andre show you're missing out it's so fucking funny

00:18:10.120 i don't believe you what's even funnier is that uh like the entire audience wouldn't have heard any of

00:18:14.740 the uh censored bleeping either yeah i'm not even sure it's a real studio audience toad i think you're

00:18:21.000 overthinking this um could you go with the next mailbag question yeah uh let's see uh conspiracy

00:18:27.060 extremists new game hang a berry drown uh we're gonna get banned for this lindsey graham ben shapiro

00:18:34.800 and kamala harris oh we're not gonna get we're not gonna get banned we're gonna get arrested

00:18:38.340 bonus bonus you can exchange one of them for cremate if it's for you know hold on so we just kill all

00:18:45.880 of them i'm so confused why this is it's just the way it's just it's not fucking kill it's just kill

00:18:50.920 kill kill it's like you don't even it's about the method yeah just the fact just the fact that we were

00:18:55.700 asked this question now implicates us because all of the choices are kill kill kill we've all decided to

00:19:00.500 play by asking this maniac to ask us therefore we don't even have to discuss how we do it it's

00:19:05.680 already a crime how far how how much longer do you want to be in jail would be the question

00:19:10.780 yeah i don't want to entertain this hypothetical

00:19:13.220 i will say i will say that i won't drown kamala harris because i don't want to play into the false

00:19:19.360 narrative that she's actually black okay all right we scrapped scrapped something out of that

00:19:23.720 this is a fed he's like now please uh can you state exactly how i like all of our viewers are

00:19:31.340 like no no yeah you're right imagine that all of our fbi agents have been trying to get us for years

00:19:38.680 like they watched they watch us grow and then they're like i'm gonna get him on the show and

00:19:42.200 then they get us on the show like incredible they're absolutely gonna drown kamala harris you

00:19:47.700 know they're gonna all right uh mark vestibule says would you rather make out with an abbo for

00:19:53.640 60 seconds or have chase oliver fuck you in the ass and dump his paused load inside of you

00:19:59.940 whoa jesus no reach around to sweeten the deal man this guy this guy had thought about that too

00:20:06.820 he was like you get fucked in the ass and he drops his sweet sweet generous load inside of you

00:20:11.640 and he drips down your butthole i gotta go with making out with abbo that does sound god awful as

00:20:18.220 well well yeah and making out with the abbo imagine the smell we're talking about imagine

00:20:22.200 even though it is their dry chapped lips

00:20:27.900 and they're big like they hit your nose and your chin

00:20:32.120 yeah you try to you have to smash it and you're like let me help you out here

00:20:38.800 like a really big sandwich or burger you gotta smash it you take their lips and you're like

00:20:43.580 hmm but think you think about uh the abbo because they are able to do those like mouth sounds like

00:20:50.280 maybe there's like some weird thing they can do with their tongue or something oh dude don't make

00:20:53.800 me think about that no mouth sounds they're just going uh i can do my my son does that he's

00:20:59.800 we do it all the time next time you eat your wife out sing this song see what happens all right

00:21:04.540 stupid question next one all right uh that's a great question it was a great question all right

00:21:10.180 not that it's actually because it's a very it's two very terrible things to do yeah i'm going abbo

00:21:14.440 and by the way it's an abbo man too it's not a woman it doesn't make a difference you know what

00:21:20.680 look at this guy oh you think you're gonna catch up now mark uh you're out on the inside joe

00:21:28.900 we're 40 we're 40 episodes deep baby we got lore all throughout this

00:21:34.320 mark actually i gave us this isn't even the same show since you left it

00:21:38.260 mark gave us a picture this this was the visual oh my god toad enhance producer enhance

00:21:46.500 they're tiny imagine people oh it has chin hair and like weird what is that below it's uh look at

00:21:55.160 its right eye it looks like one of the bad bad aliens on halo i just can't remember which one

00:22:00.620 oh the uh the uh brutes yeah the brutes it looks just like a brute you're right

00:22:05.580 oh my god i understand i understand how like even the most polite of a society

00:22:10.640 would be like listen we can't say nigga but fuck these people

00:22:14.820 how do you got to get rid of them legitimately how did they not get actually like

00:22:23.220 genocide yeah like off the earth like you know how yeah from the movie it's honestly it's like

00:22:29.480 it's more surprising that they are still around than it's than it is that like why aren't there

00:22:35.300 neanderthals still like if these people still exist like why aren't there neanderthals they

00:22:38.860 might be it's right there yeah that's just what they are honestly i'm surprised that they actually

00:22:43.320 just didn't like because usually like you know you want to breed you have to be attracted to the

00:22:49.640 opposite sex i'm surprised that they just they're they didn't end their actual yeah it's like it's

00:22:54.200 like are they still fucking each other they just they just stopped they were like i can't like even

00:22:58.360 i like the description of this i like looking at this person and listening to this song at the same time

00:23:03.060 me too it's great dude it's it's like uh just in this one yeah i get it man i get why you make

00:23:09.760 those noises bro in this by the way if you just if you if you put your hands up over the hair

00:23:14.360 it's just a dude oh yeah 100 like you don't even have to that's the mayor of aboland with a wig on

00:23:20.860 yeah i'm still not letting chase all of her jizz in my ass i'm going with the abo by the way all

00:23:26.580 tits are hairy it's just you have to look close enough oh bro don't even make me think about her

00:23:30.080 tits you're fucking so gay actually what cole said what cole said is true there are like you

00:23:34.680 just look close enough they're very tiny hairs and then once you notice them you won't you don't

00:23:39.300 stop they're like wait wait wait here's a good question what if what all right would you fuck

00:23:43.220 a girl with with tits covered with tiny arms or the inside of her pussy is the tiny arms top's male

00:23:51.260 i'm going with i'm going with the pussy because the arms can like jerk you off while you're fucking

00:23:56.700 her maybe maybe imagine you get some elbow grease from the pussy

00:23:59.780 what what surprised me about the aboriginals uh you know maintained existence is like it's it's not

00:24:08.880 even animus that i have towards them it's just like if i were to like if i didn't know they existed

00:24:13.340 right and i would like just stumble upon a pack of them i would have to try and eliminate them

00:24:18.940 you know what i mean like you would just see them and you'd be like oh these are clearly a threat to

00:24:22.060 me like i have you know that is true literally what the tales of trolls are toad you fucked your bed

00:24:28.200 and you're gonna say that this is you're gonna say your bed is more attractive than this lovely

00:24:33.420 young lady here who could be 40 or 80. oh i would fuck i would fuck toad's bed i'd fuck toad on his

00:24:38.860 bed before i really think there's something to the theory that the trolls legends comes from you

00:24:44.700 know aboriginals spotted in the woods because here's the thing chase oliver is like he's well

00:24:48.920 put together his hair slicked back looking like jose very handsome shaves his face he probably takes

00:24:53.660 care of his junk down there who knows it's probably it's probably like respectable size chase oliver

00:24:57.780 we'll see you we'll see you in january probably chase oliver uh submit submit your dick to come

00:25:06.260 i was about to say do you think we can is there any chance that we could get him drunk enough

00:25:11.060 like legitimately like pissed drunk enough to where he'll he'll show us his dick

00:25:16.740 like he just pulls his pants down like oh dude we need clint clint just flirt with him

00:25:21.380 oh no no no no don't make it me dude don't make it me you're looking at this motherfucking twink top top

00:25:26.740 fucking right corner me i'm this nigga no no wink oh i think yeah cole cole you probably i'm not a twink

00:25:32.900 that's that's bullshit like yeah you're a twink dude you're an otter whatever bro you're a jack little

00:25:41.060 man i'm just still thinking about the abos harryolas right now hold on cole has the best chance of

00:25:47.300 seducing chase oliver i don't know undoubtedly yeah you look at a gay dude's always fuck younger

00:25:52.260 men so like i'm sure he he's probably jerked off to fucking pictures of you honestly we need you to

00:25:57.620 fuck we need to take one for the team here you're the one that wanted to see his dick i think there's

00:26:04.100 maybe some you know mutual appeal here you know what maybe so maybe yeah yeah do it for the content

00:26:11.620 but all of y'all have to kiss an aboriginal you've been having all these like cool threesomes like

00:26:16.660 it's time to fucking do one for liz you know he's gonna end up with a with a two fathers and two

00:26:21.780 mothers all right what's next question is there any more yeah we got one more uh this one comes with a

00:26:29.780 visual as well uh which uh the question is from uh agile anarchy who says uh which my wife was which

00:26:40.340 one are you up with that's the question and the visual is this oh what hillary clinton and howard stern

00:26:49.620 i don't know what i'm even looking at oh no no that's a woman oh that's the uh the new york

00:26:55.140 author i forget her name yeah she's jesus hillary actually doesn't look wait that's a woman half for

00:27:04.180 real bad this is so bad that i would choose i'll say that that's the best i've seen hillary look

00:27:08.980 since like i don't know 2010 i mean like this yeah like really bitch on the right looks like

00:27:14.420 dude she was looking pretty dope in like the 80s and 90s so the bitch on the right looks like uh

00:27:19.140 the the lady who made the cape in the incredibles

00:27:21.540 yeah yeah yeah well yeah oh um um i'm playing edna edna all right guys i think we all picked hillary

00:27:31.140 right yeah let's go uh weenie roast the problem is there is one problem with picking hillary you will

00:27:37.700 die afterwards that's the only problem like you will it's not that's not the only problem you also

00:27:42.100 have now like you know created like an eternal bond with evil itself oh that's true it's like it's

00:27:48.180 like the devil like yeah it's true but guys listen uh for everyone that doesn't know we have a new

00:27:54.660 governmental structure of tower gang so everybody just heard it maybe 30 40 seconds ago clint says

00:27:59.860 okay moving on to weenie roast so yeah before we play weenie roast i just want to actually actually

00:28:05.300 actually before we play weenie roast would you mind if we do nado because you know what bearing them

00:28:09.940 this guy you know what you're right on fire yeah that's great you don't want you don't he's even

00:28:14.260 great easy you want a nice flick weenie you need to shave that shit in the dough if you if you uh

00:28:20.260 have if you have razor burn for making out with an aboriginal it's time to use the dough shave

00:28:26.340 code.com promo code tower gang gets you 15 off veteran owned family operated n-a-d-e-a-u shave

00:28:32.420 code.com minimize ingrown hair so you can have a smooth delicious makeout sesh with that filthy filthy

00:28:38.660 subhuman abo yeah razor irritation is a thing of the best not for nothing these these razors are

00:28:45.940 good i'd like because they're great have my five and i and i look at uh i look at this one and almost

00:28:50.820 all the time now i'm picking up the the nado razor and it's not like i before i was doing it because

00:28:55.620 i was like the sponsor they sent it for free i was like let me let me use it now i'm like no i

00:28:59.540 actually prefer this over that other bullshit dude the shape is way tighter i know i so i did go i

00:29:04.420 i got a haircut and beard trim at an actual barber shop this last week and i actually did mention to

00:29:09.140 something about the dough and i said listen i said i i just got like a single sponsor of my show no big

00:29:13.700 deal because he pulled out now he pulled out like the cool like barber razor the one that's like on

00:29:18.420 like a little as a handle and it like flips out like a butterfly razor yeah and you're like that's

00:29:22.660 kind of like a dough right yeah but well i said i just started using i said i just started using

00:29:28.820 uh dude you know cold just logs around life just doing that all the time no i don't let him know

00:29:36.580 i sent you i actually i i i i prefer the dough to uh letting my car flood my garage with carbon

00:29:44.980 monoxide the dough gets me way closer okay so the dough is how you're going to do it we're sticking

00:29:50.420 with the dough just straight up branding that's how you're going to do it later hell yeah perfect

00:29:54.740 but what but what it's you know but i told my barber about like i switched to the uh the single

00:29:58.900 blade razor and i was like i used to use the five and he said well what you don't know think about

00:30:02.660 is like when you use that five blade razor it's just the bottom one gets dull like that bottom one

00:30:07.860 that goes first it gets dull and then you never replace it right and then like you're just shaving

00:30:11.620 with a dull blade which is unlike a regular straight race and i was like that actually makes a lot of

00:30:16.020 sense yeah i never thought about that and i was like that makes total sense because you don't use all

00:30:20.980 fucking five one then other one would take over and exactly they're they're they're not they're not

00:30:26.020 intelligent no but it doesn't take over it's still fucking there you're going you get 30 bucks a

00:30:30.740 haircut and you're respecting his opinion it was 23 oh my god even worse bad price wow floss on us huh

00:30:38.340 it was a good haircut the dude did a great job loss and floss and over here mr 23 haircut

00:30:44.340 it does not fucking go to the next one you're still shaving the same way

00:30:48.260 you're the minimum wage get the fuck out of here here's what i really like he's a he's a

00:30:52.180 fucking uh he's a fucking five-blade shill look at mr ross child up in this bitch 23 hair if you pay

00:30:57.940 attention to how white people get their haircut versus how spanish or black people get their

00:31:01.460 haircut cole was like yeah i walked into a super cuts rolled a dice on some guy paid him 23 no usually

00:31:07.940 if it's a super cuts it's a woman all right i actually was going to sports which is exclusively women

00:31:13.060 it's crazy to me it's crazy to go to a barber that you don't know like my barber

00:31:17.940 i'm like i'd dap him up be like he'll invite me to his house later or something because like

00:31:21.700 we're cool i wouldn't let someone else i'm not going white people just like yeah whatever dude

00:31:26.420 i'm not going anywhere else from now on though i would i would love to be a barber wherever top

00:31:31.060 grew up like i'm sure it'd be the conversations would just be amazing oh yeah they're retarded

00:31:35.060 that's why i'm retarded because of that whole thing with uh the fucking lebron james started a

00:31:40.900 show in a barber shop because it's a great show too even though fucking lebron sucks yeah it's just like

00:31:46.420 i guess this is like to me that it's like it blew my mind i was like people talk in barber

00:31:50.180 shops like what are you just going there and chill out like black and spanish barber shops it's like

00:31:54.580 most of the people ain't even getting their hair cut they just that's why they're late all the time

00:31:58.100 they're fucking stuck getting their hair done like women they don't have jobs they just at the barber

00:32:02.500 shop or outside of some store yeah they're just buying for jobs somewhere the only black people

00:32:07.700 that actually work are barbers everybody else is just at the barber shop waiting for the next guy to

00:32:12.420 die so they can take up the job the only white people that did this were in any griffith that's

00:32:17.540 the only ones that hung out a barber shop that's it they just hung out there you know these people

00:32:22.100 hang out there so much that they'll be like one guy's like i don't know they'd be like yo jay vaughn

00:32:26.500 sweep the floor and he's exactly he's like here's twenty dollars man you fucking broke ass here all day

00:32:31.140 exactly exactly yo but there there was a uh there was a barber shop in carlsbad village where i used to live

00:32:37.220 and and i went in there one time when i still had hair and i was actually i think i just had like a

00:32:41.540 little bit of hair and uh and i was like trying to get my goatee trimmed up and and black i was like

00:32:46.500 what you want me to do with this no no you went to a black barber no no that's why i'm bringing it

00:32:52.020 up it was all these old white dudes it was like super old white they sing you a song and like

00:32:57.780 no yeah but it did it did have that that spinning uh you know color thing that they have in front of

00:33:03.060 a barge that's what i'm talking about i like those wild wild shit all right what's up what's

00:33:06.980 what's up with the weenie they cut your hair off they cut your hair off and then you never did you

00:33:10.180 ever send did you ever send the weenie they said they said yo you look better bald son and i was like

00:33:14.340 you ready i'll send it right now hang on oh so we're doing he didn't even send it he didn't send it

00:33:18.740 this guy okay so again let's let's who didn't send it let's give him some time yeah let's give him

00:33:23.140 some time rifting on the governmental structure let's do the governmental structure of tower gang we've

00:33:27.220 decided while toad gets this prepared oh i got you prepared okay all right so we'll go from the

00:33:32.820 top to the bottom so the very top you've got clint and clint is the show runner clint says when to

00:33:38.260 go on and when to stop who's underneath dick is this oh we can't say we can't say yet right i think

00:33:45.060 toad's sending his dick again oh come on come on give me more credit than that that's actually a solid

00:33:51.220 dick i'm telling you right now it's soft that's a solid dick it's but wait one second guys okay

00:34:02.820 we got motherfucking audio on our graphic son that's amazing please continue now we're looking

00:34:14.420 at this dick it does look like it looks a little dry at the top it looks like it looks very dry he

00:34:19.060 needs to use like some no this is what happens you get circumcised yeah this is a bad angle so

00:34:25.860 it's a circumcised dick it's a bad angle i think they're scabbed it's flaccid and it's just kind

00:34:30.340 of laying out like over the dude's balls so it's kind of like by far the most confusing thing about

00:34:34.980 this is his hip to waist ratio why is this why is his abs like why is it those are not abs by the

00:34:41.140 the way i don't know that is a poop-up you know what i'm saying like what's up with that i want

00:34:46.820 it looks like abs because of how the hair is growing in the middle but it's like does he have

00:34:50.660 like quad is he is this a motherfucking quadzilla up in this bitch why is his leg sticking out so far

00:34:55.220 honestly i'm gonna say this this kind of looks like what my dick looked like or my body looked like

00:35:00.260 before i went to the gym it's kind of reminding me this is cold from six months ago oh my god clint

00:35:07.780 finally sent us his dick no that's what i want to ask okay there's a what is in the background

00:35:14.980 where is this person at that's what i'm trying to figure out look at it it is it is circumcised

00:35:19.540 hey hey real talk though like why the are our viewers sending us their dicks like what's wrong

00:35:24.500 with you people they're awesome you guys are you guys are so crazy now i gotta say though this i do

00:35:33.380 like how clink clink critiqued his hips he's like his hips are just look at it it's okay we need

00:35:38.340 to we need to actually like describe the dick for this is this is a this is a visual and audio

00:35:43.700 show that's toad's job this is toad's weenie roast go you have to you have to describe it

00:35:50.020 very well by the way for our audience's sake so they can understand toad has been sitting on this

00:35:54.180 dick for over a week and not letting us see it oh no i said it intentionally you have been sitting

00:36:04.740 on this dick both literally and i want you to use very flowery descriptive words you need to

00:36:10.020 very very well describe this you've been looking at it by yourself because i honestly i could go right

00:36:15.060 now and i can i could give everybody's mental picture of what this dick is to a t yeah i don't

00:36:21.140 think you could do it toad okay i think you could do it now josie uh by the way gave me a seven on

00:36:25.780 her scale so bro are you gonna keep bringing this shit up just literally give the paint the picture

00:36:30.740 of this dick with your tongue to the audience go all right this that's fucking crazy to say

00:36:39.140 this dick is circumcised it is flaccid i'm guessing it's it's like an average like white

00:36:43.620 dick in length i would it's it's very average overall we we don't have a lot of manscaping going on

00:36:48.820 here i will say that there's a bit too much uh there's too much bush going on there too much uh

00:36:53.220 hold on toad it's just really funny to hear toad speaking this cadence because he's doing better

00:36:57.620 off dead right now but with right he's talking about the sec no today we're talking about the di

00:37:06.020 and i got them at minus two and a half and what's happening there is their picture is even

00:37:10.340 toad's about to lose 20 racks on this dick yeah yeah i got this ticket about minus uh five and a

00:37:17.060 half or plus five and a half i suppose it's definitely an underdog um yes no toad is gay

00:37:23.380 he's the one looking at it so so this man is this man is leaning back he does have a little bit of a

00:37:28.580 fupa there i think he's he's probably less fat than i am was it this person yes i could believe it

00:37:35.940 you're not supposed to oh you're not supposed to tell it he told on himself you've dick doxed like

00:37:42.180 twice now yeah you're a dick doxer yeah yeah no you know what this does look like his dick this

00:37:49.700 dick looks like it looks like it had a rough life that looks like that looks like a dick that's done

00:37:55.700 meth for 12 14 years it looks like he does meth in his dick if it is him this this dick has uh has

00:38:03.380 spawned i believe five children or something along those lines it's crazy yeah so it's a high

00:38:08.020 functioning hey rlds can still spawn children man yeah yeah now i i do want to say i think it's a

00:38:14.740 good-looking dick it's but the problem is my thing is presentation matters i agree and this would be

00:38:19.860 like jose made a really nice jose zoom in you have the glasses zoom in a little bit no i don't think

00:38:25.140 it's that good a dick but on the tip the angles yeah it's uh gross looking on the tip but i'm saying

00:38:31.220 like roughly its size i'm saying presentation matters you literally said it's a flaccid

00:38:35.380 not like in any way well presented dick and like and i can tell by looking at it it's a solid dick

00:38:41.380 just because i have a penis i understand you know likely how that would look when it was erect you

00:38:46.420 know or larger fluff oh yeah yeah i can tell it i can tell it's a good size because because i have one

00:38:52.020 it's not because it looks fucking like i've had it in my mouth 50 times i love it but i never thought

00:38:56.660 that of being like i can imagine that dick hard and what it looks like yeah in my mind's eye

00:39:05.460 imagine if that was jose's imagine if that was jose's superpower is that he could just see a limp

00:39:10.260 dick and know what it looks like that's the question that's the only skill you've got but

00:39:14.100 you can't just send us a flaccid dick and be like oh tell me tell me how great my dick is

00:39:18.100 no you got to put a little work in something yeah like toad who sent his fully erect painter oh

00:39:23.460 i didn't understand he didn't understand the the uh the assignment that we gave yeah it's fluffed

00:39:29.060 yeah send us like if you went to like a nice five five course restaurant i want to literally just

00:39:34.660 it was a block no don't don't send me more no this is a hard one second one

00:39:39.300 shot and you blew it you blew your load send us another one right now send toad another one right

00:39:43.540 now but it has to be hard hard semi-hard yeah i want to i want to i still want to describe this i

00:39:49.220 doing i could do way better than toad he was terrible at that whatever he was doing it was

00:39:53.460 describing dicks all right yeah it was terrible no listen sorry this is a white guy and then the

00:39:57.780 the third dick that you send i want it to be in your wife's mouth and you could send a video of

00:40:01.380 that one go ahead wow now we're just asking for porn as you know what guys if you got porn we've been

00:40:06.820 asking for porn we've been looking but now we might be able to we literally got porn like this is what

00:40:11.700 this is it's dick porn but it's we got no way do it do it right now can you imagine the photo shoot

00:40:22.500 in the box that he lives in under the bridge this person definitely appears to be homeless yo

00:40:31.620 listen toad you were out right away raven beat you so you should go into the losers bracket and the

00:40:36.260 losers bracket play for like like best worst dude i wonder i wonder if you can even you were

00:40:41.460 questioning whether or not i beat raven i don't think you can beat p nord's dick dude i don't

00:40:45.620 think you can beat p nord's dick that would be a nice move to a consolation contest for

00:40:51.620 for toad against p nord's dude dude i bet p nord's got a fucking hog and a half whoever

00:40:56.900 whoever wins gets to be on the show big old retard cuck you know you know my dick beats uh conspiracy

00:41:01.700 extremists your dick doesn't even close no you're not even close dude i'm telling you with it when he

00:41:07.780 sends that thing a wreck to you it's a better it's a better dick dude i'm pretty sure that this thing

00:41:11.780 has herpes on it i'm not yeah i don't understand listen i i want to i want to describe what's going

00:41:16.260 on here okay so this is are you looking at this yeah i've seen it okay so it's i'm not gonna keep

00:41:21.540 looking at it it's a white male obviously leaning back so he's leaning back and he's you may pick up

00:41:26.420 new observations if you check on his left leg so he's on his he's from his left leg he's taking a

00:41:33.860 picture upwards so you can see like from like mid thigh all the way up to belly button like right

00:41:38.900 below belly button so and what is on there is it's a very not super hairy but he's hairy enough to where

00:41:45.220 it's like dark and it's like just you know enough to be gross yeah and and i want to say i want to toad

00:41:51.300 said he does not like manscape that's not true he obviously manscapes but he just cuts the whenever

00:41:56.740 it gets too long he just cuts it with scissors that's what this man does because that's what i

00:42:00.660 do and i can tell when other men do that scissors you guys ever trim you get you guys ever trim around

00:42:06.420 like the base of your dick just to get more dick and not like do your dick looks and so that's the

00:42:10.980 thing so he has like the tufts of hair on like the the dick root that is actually like you know kind

00:42:16.580 kind of like it's coming up so that's what this guy has now his dick itself this dick itself so

00:42:22.020 this looks like now let's get to the dick itself he's right this looks like um this for any star wars

00:42:27.860 fans this looks like waddo's nose uh if you know who waddo is from the episode one it's like waddo's

00:42:33.380 nose hanging over his balls don't all dicks look like that no no but this is especially looks like it

00:42:40.020 for some reason it looks like a gonzo as well yes so and no gonzo is way too long it's waddo's

00:42:46.100 nose it's kind of short and it just kind of hangs there but the thing is so so you've already lost

00:42:50.740 your job you've already been one-upped in this category you've been looking at this you've been

00:42:54.740 sitting on this dick for a week and a half i'm not done yet because i can still look at it so

00:42:59.300 i glance the tip of his dick does not reach past his balls it is in line with his balls it does not go

00:43:05.460 past it it's sitting right on top it for the record neither does mine but my balls hang

00:43:09.780 extraordinarily yes and this guy no every year this looks like it's somewhere and my dick just

00:43:14.340 gets longer it's crazy this looks like a cold environment guys let's let cole talk yes i i'm

00:43:19.460 i'm doing a great job here okay okay this looks like a cold environment because his balls he's cooking

00:43:24.980 this are you so i i do too dude i do the same thing and uh his balls are like you know when they get

00:43:32.260 cold they get kind of like pressed up against you that's what's going on here with his balls they look

00:43:36.340 very like tight tight and yeah it's making the dick look bigger than it is now the dick is discolored

00:43:42.180 from his actual the dick and balls are discolored from his actual flesh it is a white dick but it

00:43:46.500 kind of has that like brownish tannish hue to it it's a worker man's working it's a working man dick it is

00:43:51.860 yeah it's not a blue car dick it's not the weird part is that um what top was pointing out was the tip of

00:43:58.500 his penis which is obviously circumcised is is the color of his skin it is white it is very white

00:44:06.660 and uh and like bacterial uh it could or just you know or just you can see it in your mind's eye

00:44:14.900 thank you mccain we're trying to paint a picture of these guys with our lips it's kind of like smegma

00:44:20.100 it's kind of like if he did it's not you know what smegma is if he did have foreskin and he pulled

00:44:25.060 it back and hadn't cleaned it like it would kind of look like that i think that's what now the the

00:44:29.220 only thing that does i'm trying to figure out where he's at because in the background it looks like a

00:44:34.180 uh like a cork board that had glass over it but the glass broke that if you look at the picture you

00:44:39.540 can tell me if i'm wrong but in the background look at it damn it do i have to look at this again

00:44:44.740 the glass it looks like cork board and glass so i honestly think he took this at work i think he works

00:44:51.060 in some type of house this dude's house was a disaster you don't remember when he pulled in

00:44:54.660 i think it's the wall and the wires hanging down i think it's his house i have i just so you guys

00:44:59.300 know i have a ginormous monitor so every time i flash over to see his dick it's just this humongous

00:45:04.500 dick right in front of my face and listen i think if this dick was hard it is not it is like he

00:45:10.020 satisfies every woman i mean but only his wife because he's loyal it's a loyal dude you can tell

00:45:15.540 the tattoo on his lower left thigh if you just zoom in a little i didn't know is it a swastika

00:45:21.220 yeah yeah look what the what are you talking about yeah right i don't see a thigh at all

00:45:27.460 i do not see what you're talking about look at the dick again

00:45:32.340 you can actually see the shading of the lighting the lighting is coming from hard left i looked at

00:45:37.380 the dick again you piece of shit and you can actually see you can actually see the uh the shadow of

00:45:42.580 his cock on his is he holding a lamp it's probably he's probably just holding a light bulb and like

00:45:47.060 the wire yeah he has one of those you know those uh those shop lights that like you like have to like

00:45:52.820 click through the button yeah yeah jose probably knows and he's got one of those and he just i

00:45:58.820 gotta give him a shout out because he sent his like a actual limp dick and toad toad yeah did not he

00:46:04.740 sent his hard dick and he pretended it was late and also that's honor that's honorable right it's a

00:46:08.980 limp dick in an obviously cold environment it was obviously cold in there because it was balls

00:46:13.940 takes balls take a break takes tight tight against the body cold balls we have to talk about uh

00:46:23.460 the deliciousness of the dick and i think how delicious is it toad not this is the only thing

00:46:28.660 you can do toad i'm not gonna do this yeah this is this is your category what does the scale go to

00:46:33.060 again it's definitely not at the level scrum diddly umptious it's definitely not at that level

00:46:40.020 i would say this you did a good job how many noms would you give it this is at a level of of like

00:46:45.220 more damn it's at it's at more of an

00:46:49.780 level oh it's an all right all right i respect that i you know what i respect this too he thinks

00:46:56.100 he's he thinks he's moving on hold on

00:47:01.060 it might be it might be

00:47:05.940 that would be actually really funny i can't oh my god i feel like i'm not pulling it back up

00:47:09.780 i'm not gonna let's see oh you know what yo wait let's just say it there's nothing he can do about it

00:47:14.740 i don't think it is dude here you go oh you can't see it y'all see it no no that'd be really

00:47:20.740 funny though that was a good lie though by the way what's that what's the stupid piece of art you

00:47:26.180 have on your wall fucking weird ass that's like a fan that sent it to him he dm'd me a picture of

00:47:33.860 his like cork board with his tools hanging on it i told you it was a cork board i told you i can do it

00:47:40.580 no not that art no the art on your other wall and the reflection oh clint what the

00:47:47.700 is that black and white one yeah yeah so we see we see everything you do baby boy

00:47:55.300 i see the picture frame on your wall hey some dude hey some dude called out your exact location so i'm

00:48:03.460 not gonna i know he's like he's like hey hey big fan just see he's yeah no no he was all he emails me

00:48:08.580 he's like hey big fan and he sends me uh google earth images and he and he goes based off of the

00:48:14.820 the trajectory of your of your uh view to the uh the google images that i was able to track down

00:48:20.740 and geolocate he's like i can tell you're approximately in between like the 14th and

00:48:24.260 the 24th floor of this building right here and he nailed it to me it was so scary

00:48:29.780 that's such a fed move to be like you know hey i uh i figured out where you are i mean luckily i'm a

00:48:35.940 good guy and i'm not gonna use that information and and well while i'm reading the while i'm reading

00:48:41.300 while i'm reading the email i have this red dot that pans across my head

00:48:46.740 no if you ever have you ever like taken a dive into the geo guesser like feed or like world it is

00:48:53.220 insane what those guys can do they legit there was a guy that he like uh he took a picture just

00:48:59.380 like of a bagel in a bagel which i feel like this is the best bagel shop but i'm not gonna tell you

00:49:02.740 where it is and this guy from just the picture of the bagel in the bagel shop found exactly where the

00:49:08.260 bagel shop was and what where the guy was sitting inside the shop as well like it was crazy he'll also

00:49:14.900 he'll do a thing where he'll uh people will just take a picture outside their like their airplane while

00:49:19.540 they're flying and he'll find what which flight they are on and which seat on the flight oh that's

00:49:24.660 creepy dude yeah dude it's it's so good do we have any more dicks to review or are we done i think

00:49:28.100 this guy's a terrorist we have one more that we're saving for next week save for next week yeah save

00:49:32.260 for next week perfect if we can help you rate it appreciate it you need to rate it it'll be hey we

00:49:36.980 need to talk about our latest greatness over the past week yeah what the yeah i gave i gave that one

00:49:43.060 oh that is true yeah i forgot about i forgot what we did i'm gonna give it four noms

00:49:47.300 nom nom nom yeah how could we how could we forget about this yeah we should probably bring up the

00:49:51.380 video for that because i think top made a good uh good edit for it oh yeah i have the tweet where's

00:49:56.420 the video guys yeah tower gang goes viral once again it's all it's it's my last the last video

00:50:02.260 that i posted went viral one job then the jews try to take us down he had one job guys i said this time

00:50:11.460 you're gonna be leading the show right clint's leading the show i'm trying i said i'm in charge of

00:50:15.460 graphics i'm in charge of graphics look at the graphics toad they're fucking dope you're in

00:50:20.580 charge of producing i got i got the tweet itself i didn't know there was a video yeah all you have

00:50:25.700 to do is dm your dick to toad why we're doing this we do we don't put on there that you should be uh

00:50:30.820 a locals or patron member or whatever the at the very least you need to be a mutual with toad i feel

00:50:36.100 like that's very at that point no his dms are open my dms are open do you know the worst you know

00:50:44.260 the worst thing that happens in my life like every day or two is i i'll see toads in a serious tweet

00:50:49.940 like oh you're gonna kill him man you gotta stop we keep this between us you don't include him on it

00:51:02.260 you're crazy dude you're wild man you can't just stab him in the back like that to his face

00:51:12.340 you can't stab him in the back like that to his face hey i like a lot of a lot of toad serious

00:51:19.140 takes it does get a little wild sometimes i'll say that thank you i feel like the georgia thing is

00:51:24.740 going to be a disaster because we're going to be there right after toad debates for president

00:51:29.700 do you understand like we're going to probably go after them it's so crazy dude they need to disinvite

00:51:34.740 us sits down if anybody at the lp georgia is watching this right now disinvite us immediately

00:51:39.940 this is fucking insane it's so stupid i mean we're cool that we'll make national news in some

00:51:45.540 shape or form i want to say there is an adl article wrote us about us there is nothing that we can do

00:51:53.060 that is crazier than the um the whole toaster uh the the toaster uh what's the uh license and the

00:52:00.740 naked guy doing you are out of your mind if you don't think if we go to that event and drop a

00:52:04.900 and a kike in there that's not going to be a bigger deal oh no there was i don't think i was a bigger

00:52:10.500 a bigger meme because it was the viral thing i that's how i found out who austin peterson was

00:52:16.180 when i was in college before i was even into liberty was seeing him go i don't do i need a

00:52:22.820 a license to put toast my own damn toaster like that thing and it sent me that was austin peterson

00:52:29.060 that's no it was daryl perry it was no it was austin peterson that uh he said uh oh it was he

00:52:35.140 goes hell no to something austin peterson says uh do i need a license to drive my car yeah yeah

00:52:40.740 yeah i think it was like he goes hell no and that's what austin peterson said

00:52:46.180 man so he'd be and now he's just like he's like let's fucking flatten gaza

00:52:51.700 he's come a long way you better not uh make me have a license to drive my car but you definitely can't

00:52:57.700 fucking kill millions of children he's making up for being so gay by going so hard on israel he's

00:53:03.540 like i think i think he's honestly transitioning into a boomer con it's crazy to see right in real

00:53:08.420 irl like i've seen it too i want to ask did i dream this or was he on the show i don't know i think he

00:53:15.220 wanted to come on the show i think i i have this memory of of talking to him on some show and i thought

00:53:22.500 i remember yeah do you remember doing that as well i know because he he commented on the show

00:53:27.940 multiple times while he was like wasson peterson i think i've had him on my show so maybe that's why

00:53:33.700 i i remember he was not talking about it sorry whatever we need to talk about what our uh yeah

00:53:39.620 all right we were trying to riff so that yes he's a grifter and that's why we love him that's why i like

00:53:44.500 him because i really love his grift like i don't take anything he says serious i just think it's super

00:53:48.900 strong yeah well his his takes are yeah nuke japan and flattened gaza all right do we got the uh

00:53:54.900 do we got that edit that top put together if this is what you mean then yes that's it play the video

00:53:59.540 baby boy make it larger my game here's where he's hitting here here's the problem guys here's the

00:54:06.260 problem we're spending too much time reacting to the news we need to be making the news like whoever made

00:54:12.660 this shit we need to be just trolling in the other direction breaking something like i'm sorry are you

00:54:17.220 calling for us to order a bunch of fan parachutes and do we need to invade my mom sends me a picture

00:54:25.460 i was like how's the kids she goes they're doing good and she sends me a picture of my my son and my

00:54:29.380 daughter and they're like this right they have a fucking leaf behind their head that's you know the

00:54:34.260 easter leaf that's tied like that they have it behind their head and they're faking like they're jesus

00:54:38.580 being crucified and i was like are you kidding me right now i'm in i'm in i'm in hell i'm in a garbage

00:54:44.420 country i'm checking on my kid and my mock they're doing mock crucifixions to mock jesus

00:54:50.260 oh my god oh this is amazing no no no no right i have these pictures no no no and also you can

00:54:58.660 make it out blur out their faces and be just be like i don't want i don't want you to see how graphic

00:55:03.060 this is no no also it's so much better because they'll say this is also anti-semitic because

00:55:06.980 they're saying the jews killed christ and they just say that oh my god guys guys

00:55:18.980 oh my god blow her out the face blow out the face add add add some type of blood effect if you can add

00:55:24.980 blood to the wall make it a little bit more like add like it's something you know and this is this is

00:55:31.060 this is by far the most fucked up idea we've ever had and we've had so many fucked up ideas

00:55:37.620 is there another one for my son dude you gotta like

00:55:41.060 oh my god

00:55:59.860 oh my god

00:56:10.020 dude you appealed it in one that's the best part

00:56:14.820 two million incredible i'm so proud of you guys

00:56:22.900 top got on syndicated tv to talk about that

00:56:27.380 and then i talked about i talked about the nephilim for like five minutes

00:56:32.260 all right so what happened was so we finally top like mocked it up and he was sending us mock-ups

00:56:37.060 throughout the day or i guess that morning he was going like how about this one i was like more

00:56:41.140 blood you gotta show blood and he sends back like he he obviously used the spray paint function on

00:56:46.500 fucking ms paint like it literally just went like spray red and i was like i was one dude

00:56:52.020 sure one had called it she called it yeah dude and it was the funny thing is like if you look through

00:56:57.860 my the the web designer thing that i have it on i have so many different like pens and they have like

00:57:02.740 blood splatter in like 5 000 ways but i was like nah we're gonna do paint

00:57:06.980 it's pretty i i loved that all it took to check this tweet like all these people arguing in the

00:57:12.980 comments all you had to do and i i don't think i saw anyone who did maybe like one person you

00:57:17.300 literally said to click on the profile and you would we didn't change the banner didn't change

00:57:21.940 the profile the only thing changes the profile pic like all of it in the name and the name like a

00:57:27.380 screenshot levi epstein levi that was the other thing because we were kind of still trying to figure

00:57:32.180 out who we should like how we should do this and then top just comes and he's like i already changed

00:57:37.380 it it's levi epstein and he was like i'm doing this it was such a team effort too because it was

00:57:41.380 obviously jose's brainchild then we all start like writing room instantly you guys actually have me pen

00:57:46.740 the tweet you got top of the photograph uh doctoring and then it goes two million views

00:57:52.340 i was ready to send it out we were waiting because clinton was sleeping swear to god right

00:57:59.380 but when i woke up though did i write a banger did i write a banger yeah you did

00:58:03.220 it the best there was some i wonder what uh what was the one that kicked it off finally to go was it

00:58:13.060 just how did did you want a shoe was a shoe just like commenting and then and it just went that's

00:58:18.260 that's when i that's when i saw it go bonkers yeah and but it was because we were all i mean i was

00:58:22.660 sending it to every chat i'm in i was like just i was like six thousand quote tweets like i can't even

00:58:27.700 no it doesn't yeah look i mean i scroll through it's like they won't even load all it won't load all

00:58:32.820 no it's it's crazy i was really hoping that we were we were hoping it would get enough to where it

00:58:37.860 before they ever just crashed on it because and i asked i said uh yeah okay oh i didn't think about

00:58:44.260 that um um i wanted to ask top we're gonna make money we don't use it for anything because one

00:58:52.900 intentional disinformation to eat one piece of war propaganda money so i pay me so everybody was

00:59:00.740 pointing out they were like those are us uh like outlets and so and so i asked top did you see what top

00:59:07.060 said though it was one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my life oh my no no no no no don't

00:59:11.460 let him i said it first okay did you post it first i said it uh in response to the uh the thing of like

00:59:18.740 oh no hamas has made it to uh the u.s and is well top said it better so it doesn't really matter i'm not

00:59:23.540 i'm just saying what it was that's true i know i replied to whenever carry on harlos said the same thing

00:59:29.140 she did the whole she was the first one like one of the first ones to point out the uh the outlet and i said

00:59:34.340 i said i was like oh no they made it to the u.s now you said the same thing i i said that you said

00:59:40.660 you said this is even worse now they're doing it to jewish people in the jewish kids in the u.s

00:59:46.660 i was like this is so crazy just such an awesome double down and i did i asked i i sent and i said

00:59:53.700 should we have cropped out the outlet and top was like no it makes it funnier it makes it just so much

00:59:59.300 better that it's just obvious it's it's so obvious on multiple levels between the paint the

01:00:04.180 outlet the just click on the profile just click on the profile there were some people in there that

01:00:10.020 were still like believing it that were like on the photo it's so you didn't watch me on stew peters uh

01:00:15.620 cole yeah but he he recapped the the whole tweet right off the bat and then he was like top lobster

01:00:21.540 nice to have you and i said yeah stew i lied to the people and i do it again just went complete heal

01:00:27.620 on him and he was just like what the fuck is going on with this i think i think he loved you

01:00:33.700 it really is so funny that we just like put out we we on the show we're like we're gonna put out

01:00:38.420 misinformation and it's gonna go wild and then it just did and then it gets community noted like

01:00:44.100 three different times because it started with this is outlets in the in like in the us only and then it

01:00:49.620 went the new york times did not put out a statement about this that was the funniest part is the new

01:00:54.820 york times thing just went above above like so many people's heads we played we played it perfectly

01:00:59.780 too because i no but i was i didn't i did not want to retweet that shit but then i was like all right

01:01:04.340 i got to find a way to save my reputation while quote tweeting and still giving this a launch and i

01:01:08.020 was like i was like i was like if you question i was like if you question the legitimacy of this

01:01:11.780 isn't doesn't that make me an anti-semite that's what i tweeted out that was that was good yeah

01:01:15.380 yeah it worked out perfectly yeah life dangerous and then the third community you know it was like

01:01:20.580 this is satire it is satire when they wrote it they're like this is satire maybe and then we

01:01:27.700 still and enough people and then definitely uh and twitter uh flagged the account yeah they flagged

01:01:33.620 the account they told us to delete it they told us thank you for telling me toad because like a

01:01:37.620 bitch you would have said you'll accept this 12-hour punishment i was like no no no we're gonna appeal

01:01:42.100 this yes right i told you i said and would you appeal as as it being satire probably i assume so

01:01:48.660 no i said i just i appealed it i said yeah this is this is not i didn't i didn't say anything i

01:01:52.900 just appealed dude it would have been better if you appealed and you're like this is a real photo

01:01:56.100 of crucifixion and they're doing it in america and that makes it 10 times worse so if you

01:02:04.820 fucking delete this i swear to god i i kept the screenshots just like you know i did this

01:02:10.260 personally to my own children i know that's a real photo i said i did it and it was easy like and i

01:02:16.020 i did the best part the best part of this stu peters has this like national syndicated show

01:02:21.620 top and i both get invited on to do it i think it was yesterday and and neither of us have like

01:02:26.500 communicated this they just randomly booked both of us and we like go back to back with one another

01:02:30.660 i give this like super serious 20 minute segment and then top comes in and he's like yeah i create

01:02:35.140 this information intentionally let me tell you about the spiritual warfare that's going on in america

01:02:40.500 it goes all the way back into the nephilim i don't know it just demonstrated our balance so

01:02:45.140 beautifully i was like this is awesome i mentioned i was like clint because so i don't know why they

01:02:50.100 aired my last but i said clint's coming on after me but it was like really switched and now i can

01:02:55.060 just imagine like he just gets a complete wild man and then he's like clint does a show with this guy so

01:03:00.260 he must be crazy too and clint's like no he's just breaking it down like it's like a newscast

01:03:05.060 the guy had like no idea where to put this show he was definitely really confused by me well

01:03:10.660 no he had had me on two weeks earlier so he knew who i was it was just wild just to see like throughout

01:03:15.220 the day he goes shoe on head then you have you know jake shields commented on it i can't remember

01:03:18.580 what he said something funny too and then just like like you would just see like really big names were

01:03:24.340 starting to like just kind of come on there and just say like kind of laugh or just the timing was

01:03:28.580 so good because it was right after the 40 baby head thing so we just we just hit it at the same time

01:03:32.740 the uh the whole like baby like are they like making they're making fun of your uh yeah we have

01:03:38.660 we have alter egos of alter egos that like suck are they making fun of my lighting i don't know what's

01:03:43.460 up my lighting don't worry about it guys but um it was also the same time as the uh the whole like

01:03:48.340 charred babies which was like an ai recreation of just puppies like it's like yeah it's so wild

01:03:53.860 and so like and all of it is misinformation and we just like capitalized on it i think technically

01:04:00.500 ours was disinformation intentional malicious disinformation i would say the other ones are

01:04:04.980 too i would say the other ones are 100 yeah they're all ours is counter disinformation i think the

01:04:10.020 people that got it got it because i was a little bit concerned this would blow up in our face and then

01:04:14.740 us have to be the heels for like a week or two you know which i don't like that too that's fun when

01:04:18.740 everybody turns to us and they're like fuck you i'm not apologizing like that's always what's amazing

01:04:23.860 about it is like like we did it we did it we got caught and we got away with it yeah

01:04:29.380 you know and then we told them we're like you try to take us down they're like you know what you're

01:04:33.620 right we're like yeah well fuck you we're just cool that's not good it makes us look like fads

01:04:42.100 no it's it makes us look like what you're exactly exactly what you're supposed to do this goes to

01:04:46.180 anybody doing a podcast comedians doing a podcast that you're afraid to do whatever if you don't

01:04:51.140 create misinformation people looked at our shit no i'm saying they looked at our shit and they were like

01:04:55.780 they probably thought about confronting us and they were like these guys are just not going to

01:04:58.820 listen can you uh hold on hold on hold on can we talk about can we talk about toad being upset

01:05:05.620 about it saying it wouldn't get us uh you forgot to go ahead go ahead it'd be good to explain the

01:05:13.620 audience because there was weird fuckery with the youtube so they're not like what the

01:05:16.260 fuck and thought we got like a strike or some shit but i'll let top explain oh yeah we were genuinely

01:05:21.460 upset this week we were gonna i was gonna i was gonna we were plotting on kicking toad off

01:05:27.620 what are we gonna do with this so here's what we do with the youtube and write it down if you

01:05:31.860 guys have an offensive show this is how you do it maybe that's all it is oh my god no shut up

01:05:36.980 we are lucky we still have a show after i figured we figured out what you did we're like oh my god how

01:05:41.940 do we still have this channel this is what we do we go live we go live we put the episode up

01:05:47.860 for the latest three episodes and then they're deleted forever but the entire category is on

01:05:53.460 rumble or odyssey so you can go there and watch the shows that are older because the youtube sensors

01:05:57.700 might not like the automatic sensors might not go back three weeks or something to look at that so

01:06:02.100 it's constantly being shuffled out that this was what we thought right this is this is because about

01:06:07.380 a year ago i firmly demanded that every episode pass i really only wanted there to be two up because

01:06:14.340 if you have three up you can catch three strikes i wanted to have two up and have all the rest

01:06:17.940 fucking gone every single time and just constantly we want to make this clear deleted because even if

01:06:23.860 someone like that was a verbiage used when i came on the show if we get reported even if something

01:06:29.300 why would we have ever said privated are you pulling some jew shit we're like technically by the letter

01:06:34.740 of what you said no no no i yeah this is like i want to make sure i want to make sure the audience

01:06:40.340 understands this is that we uh we've wanted deleted because even if things are not listed if they're

01:06:47.060 private and we get you can still get struck yes because the youtube sensor the youtube people at

01:06:52.500 youtube they don't they can still see whatever we have in our i've had i've had episodes hold up i've

01:06:57.460 had episodes struck before they were published so they were uploaded and it was scheduled to go out

01:07:02.420 the next night and it was just struck before it even went out so it was i know for a fact it was

01:07:07.620 imperative it was imperative to delete somebody somebody is in control of this sector of youtube

01:07:13.700 it's like like south north america south apparently it wasn't because we're fine and they're just not

01:07:19.540 paying attention to what we're doing that's an anecdotal example we've made it very clear we've

01:07:23.300 gotten lucky all it would have taken was maybe their annual review and then go through a shit and we

01:07:28.580 were but maybe our sensor is a fan gone gone maybe i like i like to live danger if you're the youtube

01:07:35.300 sensor shout out in the chat shout out in the chat yeah i do i do i do know i do know one of them um

01:07:41.140 personally yeah what's worse what's worse should be a fed or a youtube sensor

01:07:45.460 fed youtube sensor i mean i think it's close i think it's close they're kind of the same though

01:07:51.620 it's one of those things you say with shame yeah you're like yeah it's like i feel like a fed can

01:07:56.020 try to convince themselves they're doing something honorable at least whereas like no no the youtube

01:08:00.740 sensor definitely is going like i'm just getting child porn so much more faggotty of a thing to

01:08:05.140 convince yourself is honorable at least like fed because there was in my country these are

01:08:09.460 fucking these people cost problems but the fucking since it's like their thing mean words so like okay

01:08:14.980 but we gotta finish we gotta finish what was what actually happened so top confidence like i what

01:08:20.100 actually was going on what we found out what was going on is there's a there's a live section

01:08:24.180 that isn't you you can't see it from your side of the youtube so it's like live and then your videos

01:08:29.700 right yeah he left every live episode recorded there it's just there so i'm scrolling and i'm

01:08:35.460 sweating up to episode 67 this is episode after we have angered the jews 80 it was all the way

01:08:42.500 back to when we started the youtube yeah motherfucking episodes private is 80 we got away with 80 yeah

01:08:50.420 there's no there's no there's no value in having them privated and i am none

01:08:55.300 there is to me in my heart i've had unlisted shit get taken down and like

01:09:01.780 i don't this is i don't do this content on my show guys maybe we don't go hard enough yeah

01:09:08.820 yeah like could we go any harder jesus christ that's what i was doing i was playing 4d chess

01:09:14.340 this entire time saying that we need to go even harder because you're playing 40 suicide

01:09:18.900 this is what you're doing get us to do it for you this started with uh because toad was saying

01:09:25.620 that if there was something about how if we there wouldn't be any click-through rate to get us views

01:09:32.100 off of this tweet wasn't that he basically made some argument it would fuck the algo because we'd have

01:09:37.300 less yeah the youtube search like whatever we don't get any algo boost out of youtube anyways that's

01:09:42.500 literally just for the ease of our our viewers so they can go to youtube we got easier for 80 people

01:09:48.740 in the chat 80 people in the chat so now you're going to rumble toad's like an anvil made out of

01:09:55.460 dynamite he he both drags down the show and he's trying to blow us up

01:10:01.300 but by the way so we did tell toad and he oh yeah this is the best part he had a literally a conniption

01:10:08.660 in like he it was how he's not he's right i'm not lying this is verbatim how he described it

01:10:14.820 domino real quick i want to add a key point he has all the episodes backed up on another hard drive

01:10:20.100 it's only one of his other reasonings was that like yeah oh we have the episodes there oh we don't

01:10:24.660 want to lose the live chat as if i give two fucks with the live chat yeah we're going to go back and

01:10:30.260 watch the live chat it's like oh i remember when jc said oh my god hi that one i'm doing

01:10:40.020 just for the seven out of ten he had he had a little come apart in the in our group chat

01:10:46.100 and he said verbatim he said verbatim this is like asking me to kill my own child i left the chat

01:10:52.820 that's what top was like i can't deal with this top calls me this is like it's like seven in the

01:10:58.420 morning or something and he goes he's like dude i i think i talked to him too i can't remember

01:11:05.700 it's like hey what what are we gonna do with this toad motherfucker what are we gonna do

01:11:08.660 he didn't call me what the fuck well why would he call you about him we already told you what had to

01:11:13.540 happen it it's just so infuriating that he argued i was asleep i was asleep i was good i was not out

01:11:19.300 of this i had to read it in the morning but what was going on right when i was about to go to bed i'm

01:11:22.820 like i don't even want to deal with this and just went to sleep he was going like i'm not he's

01:11:28.260 so i'm not deleting it i'm not gonna delete it it's like killing my own child was this the was

01:11:32.820 this the fight between toad and top where where he said like i'm the only one that stands up to him

01:11:37.140 no no that was a different one

01:11:41.300 if i'm bullying you guys like no this is a perfectly reasonable request and like no i will not delete

01:11:48.180 all these old episodes that no one gives a flying fuck about anymore no way they will remain private on

01:11:52.980 the youtube channel because principles he's like you guys are all cowards and pussies i'm the only

01:11:59.300 chat here it's like it went from principles it went from principles all the way devolved to like

01:12:04.180 i feel like i feel like i'm deleting my children like that that was the argument i was like this is

01:12:08.580 getting weird toad is the um who's the guy on january 6th the fed that everybody um that stood up and

01:12:14.180 told me yeah right yeah toad is our ray ups he's just going like no guys go into the capitol building

01:12:20.180 guys come on go in there like he's going like no leave them up just leave them up just you know

01:12:24.660 what say say everything even harder go even harder that's what that's what makes me most upset is that

01:12:29.860 if you're going to be so stupid just leave them public at least we could get some views yeah yeah i

01:12:37.620 guess i should have done that we get and no money from it he's wild to think this he's so crazy to think

01:12:44.740 all right all right please please bring up some midget thoughts i need to get my dick hard oh yeah

01:12:48.820 midget thoughts here we go oh fuck toad i forgot yeah by the way thanks everybody and that like

01:12:54.740 retweeted that and because i i was sitting around to everybody i knew and we were trying to get

01:12:58.500 everybody to like because you got to get that boost right off the ground that shit popped and then when

01:13:03.380 it when you finally get the first it's so weird to get anything to go viral all you need is one

01:13:08.500 person that has like 800 000 like subscribers or followers to like retweet it or comment on it

01:13:14.820 and all of a sudden the blows up that's all you need is just one person which is hopefully clinton

01:13:20.100 at some point gets there today so he can start moving like like he he's like i could just i could

01:13:24.340 just launch every single bit just every one of them it's like it's just launching it's just it's

01:13:28.820 literally t-ball and he's just like yeah cranking home runs just him tweeting give me give me give me

01:13:34.420 a year i might get there i'm so mad at toad dude me too it's like it's like it's not even funny

01:13:42.900 really it's just even infuriating beyond belief no top was so mad man he should be he should be we

01:13:49.380 put a lot of time i almost want to say some of the other stuff he said but i kind of i at the same

01:13:53.940 time i don't know if top wants me to say i should i should have worn my uh my autism hat tonight

01:13:58.900 what did i say yo why is it taking so long to pull up it's right there i have it he's all like god

01:14:05.380 they hate me god they hate me uh i have it and sorry i gotta pull it up he don't know why he was

01:14:09.700 waiting on it okay i i was just listening to my dance on your dick fuck this pussy boy fuck it

01:14:16.580 all right now okay so there was the only thing like the only thing i could think of was the girl

01:14:36.020 on the right is 100 jose's wife and i said this i said it is 100 looks just like her yeah pale

01:14:44.500 fucking white probably a midget you know what's weird what's weird is that midgets midgets look

01:14:49.380 like they have the ideal body type for jose yeah is it right you know the other thing is like and i

01:14:56.180 know they're probably not but they look obese like they i guess the one on the left looks good but the

01:15:02.980 other two do have that it's like they're more misshapen to where then it like causes their tummy

01:15:06.980 to stick yeah they have they have like the toddler syndrome you know toddlers like stick their tummy

01:15:11.300 out they have like this starving african yes yeah they're like they're like four-year-olds with

01:15:16.420 tits and the other thing is like we all know it's thickness man in our i'd fuck them all we

01:15:23.060 all know that those those are just a cup tits they're just on a toddler body that that that left

01:15:29.700 midges got got a fucking a riggedy rack those are big old bees but she but she still

01:15:34.660 she still wears an a cup bra just because she's so tiny it's it's it's all proportions like there's

01:15:42.340 i don't know that one it's crazy that like the one on the left like almost has a nice body but you're

01:15:48.740 like you're still up in a midget sucks i don't know still would you i guess would right the one on the

01:15:54.500 the left 100 100 would no all of them it's all of them honestly yeah all of them at the same time

01:16:02.820 he was like i think it's super easy money for this yeah pick one up and throw it off when you want

01:16:07.060 the other one on well you can because all of them have only fans i don't think that means i can

01:16:12.180 fuck them but i guess if i had enough money you can pay money uh to yeah at least pay money for their

01:16:17.620 midju go see breaking news toad's a pervert and has looked at all of these midgets only fans is that

01:16:24.340 true in the middle of two kids what did you see with the only fans look at a little midget thighs i know

01:16:32.020 that like they're so weird also uh there is no there is no daylight between that center those are like

01:16:38.340 0.01 carat uh like uh their belly button rings like the the studs of those like 0.01 carat

01:16:47.300 they're the tiniest the thing they get and still they look big it's it's diverse beauty uh speaking

01:16:54.340 of diverse beauty if you wouldn't mind when that uh middle check uh oh wait up you know what guys i

01:16:58.820 think this is great uh we always forget but this is a good point uh it's a like plug it's like what

01:17:05.540 we're supposed to do right let's do that not at the end of the show uh clint russell liberty

01:17:11.060 lockdown at liberty lockpot on twitter please subscribe if you do i will follow you back and uh just to

01:17:16.980 appreciate you for supporting my work and yesterday i had on a retired colonel to talk about the

01:17:22.340 hospital bombing and then uh i woke up this morning to find out the hospital bombing didn't happen that

01:17:26.580 that was weird but the conversation was incredible actually hold on so it actually didn't happen it

01:17:32.660 happened in israel did it okay toad's still rocking with the disinformation i like it i respect i'm not

01:17:38.340 gonna lie my first instinct now is that like i think they perfectly purposely created misinformation to

01:17:44.900 make us look retarded yeah i i saw i saw you theorizing that and i was like yeah i buy that

01:17:50.900 um and and i saw that austin peterson saying i will never respect or be talked down to for anyone

01:17:56.420 that fell for this story and i was like oh so you now you won't debate me long form and now you're

01:18:00.740 subtweeting me i'm gonna fist fight you at some point i like how he's just nagging you clint because

01:18:05.220 he's like dude he's been going ballistic for days he's like i'll debate you i'll debate you with

01:18:09.460 when dave fell out i did try to swap you and that didn't and he won't do it he totally said i'll

01:18:14.260 wait till dave gets back and i was like oh he's like trying to kill clint yeah but then but then

01:18:18.820 he's subtweeting me he won't he won't do it and then he said it's like frustrating um the conversation

01:18:24.020 was great though this guy this guy actually spent time in ukraine he was on he was on the ground

01:18:28.420 during the maidan uh revolution it was really really insightful even though the guy's obviously a

01:18:33.140 a warhawk lunatic uh great great episode check it out nice guy oh yeah uh top top lobster on twitter

01:18:39.540 go follow me there that's growing pretty nice top lobster.com um check out my other show nephilim

01:18:44.580 death squad i should have some graphics for that soon to pull up um and uh guys we got some news he

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01:19:13.220 the dingers hat and all that stuff like that we've got really cool dude the dinger merch dude this is

01:19:18.100 one of the few ones you can actually wear out in public and people like actually think like you're

01:19:22.580 an actual racist yeah like when you're what when you're wearing our our like merch or they have to

01:19:27.940 ask you about what what's tower gang to be like it's the most racist i wouldn't worry about what

01:19:32.180 tower gang is let's talk about something different but yeah you could wear that anti-war.com and

01:19:36.420 shit like that so yeah that's pretty cool go go there and support us i know that i don't i don't

01:19:41.460 want to like griff like that but the minillas is so great people show these people that like yo like

01:19:46.740 people actually like us oh yeah all right minella is so great i love it i need it i need actually i

01:19:53.300 need a hat i'm gonna i'm gonna get one sorry sorry go ahead all right jose guys on uh the show no way

01:19:59.300 jose you find me on youtube all major odd pocketers and rumble uh i'm getting ready to record a sandy

01:20:05.940 hook episode here soon uh we have to reschedule i was supposed to have a debate between austin pierce

01:20:11.060 and dave smith i'm rescheduling now i'll try to get that soon so follow the channel turn on alerts

01:20:15.380 so that way you'll know whenever it does drop but uh yeah if you want to get that stuff early

01:20:18.980 like say the sandy hook one you definitely aren't gonna get that on youtube that's gonna be rumble

01:20:22.260 exclusive but if you want to get extra early patreon.com stay away jose 2020 follow me on twitter

01:20:26.580 at tower gang jose oh yeah matt dennis uh drop your at and maybe i'll unblock you maybe i think it's at

01:20:32.340 matt dennis really i don't know that's fine that's totally i'm missing that's this misinformation

01:20:37.860 that i spread out cool what the fuck are you doing do you have any dude i i yesterday i was on

01:20:42.420 lines liberty with brian mcwilliams it was pretty fun jose said it was actually pretty good i did a

01:20:46.420 good job but it was just a good job for me so it was like it was like i was the one guy it was like

01:20:51.060 25 what clint does it's like when you're at your wrestling meet and i'm the one dad in the sand that's

01:20:56.020 what i felt like i was really proud of you jose just goes and he goes talk about the tweet talk about it

01:21:03.540 talk about the tweet to brian but me and brian had a good time i told him that he he probably should

01:21:07.620 come on another time because he was pretty funny when he came on he does do comedy but hey this

01:21:13.540 guy's an idiot this guy matt dennis i told matt dennis to stop telling people to come on the show

01:21:17.860 they put your at in the chat and he just keeps on saying how cool he is i give cole of his memes

01:21:22.500 all right listen it's been three three messages you haven't said you're at you remain blocked that's

01:21:26.180 why i blocked you toad what's your i am i am at tower gang toad uh you can follow obviously the

01:21:32.420 tower gang pod everywhere not youtube anymore though except for the live streams rumble odyssey

01:21:38.500 spotify uh we still have a link tree even though the link tree said they removed one of our links

01:21:42.980 but apparently so gangster apparently that didn't happen right for misinformation i was a shadow

01:21:47.780 banned on link tree that's how hard we go yeah i i assumed it was i assumed it was it was for the

01:21:52.340 tweet i assumed it was the twitter but i don't know it's still up uh we got we got the uh yeah

01:21:57.220 uh the locals i'm very uh distracted by skinny dave towergain.locals.com throw us some support

01:22:07.060 and i am also the host of better off dead the show that i do all night after this show on wednesday

01:22:12.740 nights and basically die because yeah we'll we'll be going very very very late tonight another beanie

01:22:19.940 actually it's crazy yeah i have three three beanies under this one actually um all right if we could if

01:22:24.900 we could get some diverse beauty i'd okay wait i'm looking at m dennis zero six one twenty this guy

01:22:30.100 here and right away i see a black flag and a yellow heart not looking good for you i think i understand

01:22:36.260 why i blocked you aspiring austrian i stunt on keynesians and commies with econ you know what i

01:22:43.460 will say the guy has a great physique the guy has a great physique i'm just gonna say that oh he does

01:22:48.900 he's got he's got good dude he's fucking he's fucking ripped he's okay jacked all right matt i'll give

01:22:53.780 you this shot but i i'm pretty sure i know why i blocked you you were doing something libertarian

01:23:00.180 every day i have to talk top out of blocking me so

01:23:04.580 just be happy we come together on the new issue and just leave it at that

01:23:07.940 you know don't get it this is this is this is for clint thank you yes

01:23:18.340 it's not disabled yeah she didn't need a wheelchair she just left she just stood up oh

01:23:30.820 what is her disability being fat oh she's got tourette no go back go back yo she's got tourette bruh

01:23:39.220 why do they have this girl which one has tourette's look at her look at her face

01:23:47.620 oh she didn't have hands oh dude that's what toad looks like oh that is clint's dream girl

01:23:57.940 all right please just mute it just mute it let it play we don't need the music talk

01:24:01.460 yeah you want to play through again just just let it run so we can talk all right oh god listen

01:24:07.780 i'm just waiting for one to be like ah it's so beautiful so wait what was wrong with this

01:24:11.620 bitch she's just nothing nothing no she's black no was she one of those people that like identifies

01:24:17.300 his handicap and then like probably dude it's crazy how fat this bitch got given that she could

01:24:21.940 only use one hand to get food up she could have double fist her mouth with food i didn't even

01:24:28.500 realize that she had one arm i was like this chick's handicapped she's just fat

01:24:33.060 you didn't see she looks like uncomfortable fat like look at that look at that smile too she's like

01:24:38.500 pure pain she's like i want to go back to the buffet let me go back to the buffet yeah on the back side

01:24:44.980 they're not real models so they actually do have a spread of actual food back there and they're just

01:24:49.220 they're just they're just crushing it it's like the that trump gave to the football players he's like

01:24:53.940 mcdonald's like this is what they really want to eat you need to show us the tourette's one it's

01:24:59.380 funny as we got the we got the tourette's one coming up yeah she does look painful oh you guys

01:25:05.380 are up for this one i didn't watch this video and now i'm seeing this so there's a lot here why is this

01:25:11.060 like she can't even she's so disabled she can't even like push her own yeah she can't use the like a

01:25:15.380 little like yeah she can't even hit the light switch even what's his name the guy that died he was on

01:25:22.580 her show crypt daddy daddy can move his own yeah and she can't even move it could you please

01:25:29.140 let me watch her face bruh this face frame don't do for me dog come on keep it running constant loop

01:25:36.180 we don't care like stop pausing look at you zoom in there's no way to zoom in on her face as she does

01:25:41.860 those four expressions right oh this this one right here these ones those always like yeah yeah like

01:25:48.500 spina they all have she does she does the full she does the full is that what lila hart has she

01:25:53.780 lat spreads of nothing yeah yeah but like not to that level go pause on this one dude do pause

01:25:59.460 you're gonna be mad dude she's in good shape someone said prosthetics no like she's just no

01:26:04.660 you know what it is she kind of has trans vibes she can yeah she's a fit i can't hear the beat

01:26:09.700 i'm deaf i am deaf to only one certain octave

01:26:23.540 bring her out a wheelchair because she can't hit the smoke it's such is that not a crazy dude to go

01:26:28.820 out on the wheelchair and then be like i don't like this shit and then it's so insulting to all

01:26:34.980 these other you know what we didn't see we didn't see what happens afterwards does she then get back

01:26:39.140 and sit back down the wheelchair and then turn around and wheel and then wheel back what's wrong

01:26:44.420 with this bitch she's fine too she's okay she's just crippled this one's fat this is

01:26:52.740 this next one i want to see what this next one is just asian right yeah the next one coming up or she

01:26:57.460 you know what it could be i bet it's autism oh wait would you do this this looks like a lot of fun

01:27:01.860 i feel yeah dude i feel like that would be i mean that's definitional spinner material you just go

01:27:06.340 she can't run away also i'm not i'm not i'm not convinced that she doesn't have a diaper on under

01:27:10.820 that that kind of looks like it does look like it does look like she has some kind of diaper you know

01:27:14.740 why because she's walking on her pussy she needs a cushion bro you know why she's what she's she's

01:27:21.140 pussy walking player you need a pad for some pussy walking that's a crazy ass term this filipina

01:27:30.100 pussy walking oh my god this bitch is snail trailing everywhere she goes yeah i was about to say the

01:27:34.420 same thing she's snail trailing like snail channel or like she has you know like her she gets like

01:27:40.260 like road burn like she's either got the wettest or the driest motherfucking

01:27:44.340 pussy on earth she could she would never play hide and seek because there's like melissa's in the

01:27:47.860 closet we could see no uh clint clint i would say it's either wet it's either wet or dry it's gritty

01:27:57.220 from all the rocks that are getting like shoved up in there for when you know how you get a pebble

01:28:02.180 stuck in the the grid of your shoes yeah yeah exactly she's got that all up in her pussy all

01:28:06.900 up in her labia do you remember he said gritty pissy weeks ago gritty pussy the gritty that

01:28:11.460 circumcised dick we saw earlier the the how is the same like same material that would be what her

01:28:16.420 like outer labia would be like yeah it's like it's like it's like an extremist has been walking around

01:28:21.300 on his dick like this gash rash she would have gash rash all right you guys want to talk about why

01:28:26.980 slavery is a good thing no no hold on one more the next one i want to the next because i don't know

01:28:30.900 what her deal is and i want to see if we can figure it out all right this bitch does have a diaper

01:28:36.020 press k toad this one oh she doesn't have a hand okay no hand yeah she's got no hand thanks for

01:28:42.500 putting her in a school girl outfit so i have to feel that is such a her face is awful though what's

01:28:46.980 up with that yeah because these disabled people aren't the best in the world man like you're these

01:28:51.540 are this is the best they could get and they're still like you're like she looks like these aren't

01:28:56.100 supermodels this isn't like giselle bunching out here dude well they should be owen benjamin has

01:29:03.140 another bit about disabled people in parking lots very funny we gotta have a mech on i just gotta

01:29:08.660 by the way by the way i dm back to that one i dm'd owen two days ago to come on to be locked down

01:29:13.220 didn't say shit to me dm who owen oh i hate to give a fuck about you i know

01:29:21.540 he's like he's like i can sense that you don't hate jews and i i want none of that

01:29:25.700 this chick is like i don't know she's probably hot from like like the tits up basically if uh

01:29:32.980 if anybody get you anybody of you get this reference she reminds me of the uh the video

01:29:37.540 the woman that's doing the like she's singing the jingle bells but it says uh lick my suck

01:29:42.660 of my stroke on my cock if you know that video and it's really funny she looks just like the girl in

01:29:47.220 that video of course you know that video toad i hate to break it to you but that's exactly what

01:29:51.300 your body looks like that's what i'm saying yeah for real his body does look like if you do a mole

01:30:03.940 on her i'd be like toad what the fuck was toad doing there toad on the catwalk i'm doing pretty

01:30:10.580 well for myself i don't even have to walk with those braces or anything yeah it's amazing that you can

01:30:14.820 keep yourself up with so little you know i don't even consider myself to be disabled that's awesome

01:30:19.540 it's so disturbing how loud cole's typing but oh my god just just because we know that his literal

01:30:24.580 microphone is on his keyboard so he can't even press because he still won't get him out because he won't

01:30:29.140 spend four fucking dollars four dollars just screw this in this chick has spent so much time in a

01:30:34.660 wheelchair her entire body is just atrophy like look at this i do have a mechanical keyboard as well

01:30:41.220 yeah what's up this girl is just i don't know whatever maybe her legs don't work

01:30:47.780 uh maybe maybe her legs don't work i think they work i'd say they pretty clearly don't work dude

01:30:53.380 get out of the wheelchair earlier what's her name mj has legs like that and she walks through mountains

01:30:58.820 this chick just looks like she's like she's scooting around in like a mobile

01:31:02.020 uh and she and she could hike mountains i got you i got your back reed no matter how how many

01:31:08.660 times you don't come on the show i got your back this this this this chick is just uh like scooting

01:31:12.980 around in a mobile auschwitz all right you guys ready to stop kicking yeah we're ready i i do have the

01:31:18.500 video by the way so if you want to are you ready to jingle your bells oh my god let's do this oh my

01:31:26.020 shit if you ever see this is this is a this is a classic she's jewish phil oh man this is bad

01:31:42.660 oh my goodness oh my goodness this was so horrible oh i can't believe you all haven't seen that video

01:31:51.540 as dude she's adorable yeah but doesn't she look like that one i want one in my house like a pet just

01:31:58.980 so like what the is that oh man she does she does have some long ass arms too did you see those things

01:32:09.220 she was like when she was dancing she was like all the way like i saw that on i funny in like probably

01:32:14.740 2012 like i'm telling you that i and it made me laugh so hard it's burned in my memory hey why is

01:32:20.500 slavery good could you educate me please yes yeah who the fuck was saying that a nice baptist

01:32:28.180 preacher this preacher claimed that slavery was actually good for slaves i'm sure there's a lot

01:32:33.300 of africans that were brought over into slavery which wasn't right but they got the gospel when

01:32:38.420 they got here and you know what i bet you there's a lot of africans that if they hadn't been brought

01:32:42.900 over not saying it was right don't misunderstand not justifying the slavery in this situation but still

01:32:49.620 but god i still believe that's just my slavery in this situation and now i'm sure there's a lot of

01:32:52.980 africans that got the gospel and they're in heaven right now because they got the gospel slavery you

01:32:58.340 know what would be better listen we brought them over to yeah heaven aka america we bring them over

01:33:04.260 what's funny is i kind of agree with him you see how he's easing into the argument though like he's not

01:33:11.060 like ready to go full-blown racist he's trying to feel out his congregation right here in this and

01:33:15.860 honestly right here right now it actually you can't it's a great argument because if you go

01:33:20.020 listen if they are going to hell they don't get jesus and the only way they can get jesus is to be

01:33:26.260 shipped over to the u.s where jesus is that yeah like where people believe in jesus and the pancake

01:33:30.820 trees everyone yeah let jose go please yeah real quick cole you grew up in like a southern church

01:33:36.500 kind of yes we had probably similar church upbringing have you heard this argument before because i have

01:33:41.220 definitely heard this argument multiple times really i would i would not be surprised if i

01:33:46.580 have heard it and had to block it out because i'm like that's so retarded i was just explaining

01:33:53.060 jose you're very quiet no but you're right like i was saying this makes total sense because in their

01:33:57.540 mind they like and i guess anybody like evangelical christian is believing the the only thing that you

01:34:03.540 should get in your life is jesus therefore no matter how you get there it would be justified to get

01:34:09.620 there for jesus and so they're in heaven i just think it's a based ass argument and and honestly

01:34:14.260 you can justify anything with that you know like like sure sure you were having a you know a good

01:34:19.540 old time with your tribe over in africa and sure you got dragged over here in chains and raped by your

01:34:24.260 master for three four years straight but you know you wouldn't have gone to heaven otherwise so i guess

01:34:28.500 it's a net it's a net win that is that's legitimately their argument that's wild because they're saying

01:34:34.980 this builder buddies man that's all it is because this uh this life is uh nothing in comparison to

01:34:41.140 eternity so you're you're you're 20 years a slave nothing compared to infinity in heaven hey got a

01:34:49.380 question for you do christians believe that aborted babies go to heaven yes yeah uh yeah and and like

01:34:56.660 yeah do they are they are they still like little fucking zygotes or are they like they full-on people

01:35:02.500 that's a great question that's a great it's just yeah they're just not really formed like when you

01:35:08.020 die you just go however you were and they're kind of just like you know what i'll tell you the exact

01:35:12.500 because i have i've had they made it into heaven but they didn't really get that far in because they

01:35:18.980 just kind of like like no but seriously you get up to heaven and there's just 25 trillion black

01:35:25.300 fucking aborted keep me out of here they'll be kicking my seat get me the fuck out of here

01:35:33.460 clinton i'll actually answer your question so what they actually believe because i have those guys

01:35:37.380 seem cool they actually almost get into heaven and then they get kicked out no no for real the

01:35:41.860 actual answer is that that i've heard the answer to this is what happens to like whenever kids die

01:35:46.900 or like anything they it's just like adam and eve whenever they came in they came in fully adults like

01:35:53.060 they were already formed okay so they would say they would just come in as what their adults would

01:35:57.780 be like so what if you're old as shit do you like going to heaven at 20 that i don't know and also

01:36:03.140 they also hey hey you have all the answers answer me they also say like it's also not necessarily

01:36:07.780 it's a heavenly body so it's not necessarily the earthly skin and bones if i'm gonna go to heaven i

01:36:12.580 would really like to be 25 he's like i have my hair back let's fuck yeah

01:36:16.580 yeah but cole cole just clarifies this dick can go all fucking day

01:36:23.700 where's where's mary magdalene i'm about to rip that ass up with this 20 year old dick

01:36:29.620 yeah the state that they're in eternally has to do with what they would be as an adult so that

01:36:33.940 means that none of the black people actually get there what interesting that's very racist point to

01:36:39.780 make do you think the benches in heaven for black people also have a a beep going off and they

01:36:46.340 they die they go to heaven and they just no no no in heaven the in heaven the batteries never die

01:36:51.620 brother come on let's back up toad explain that explain that joke jesus what is up with your game dude

01:36:58.500 it's just quiet i don't understand polpo got my joke how you guys don't understand my joke

01:37:04.500 the joke being you're making me explain the fucking joke the joke being that as as adults they would

01:37:10.180 all grow up to be violent people so they wouldn't make it i understand because i'm i'm appropriately

01:37:16.180 racist to understand this better now yeah that's better yeah so you're saying you're saying that god

01:37:21.140 has premeditated like already black people go to hell like all dogs go to heaven all black people go

01:37:25.700 to hell is that what you're saying yeah interesting very racist so this preacher we should get back to

01:37:31.620 him who i think is andrew i think it's this is andrew all grown up but it means he's actually

01:37:36.660 wrong because the black people are pre it's predetermined they're going to hell anyway

01:37:40.900 could you play a little bit more of this because i'm really enjoying it for them to have lived their

01:37:44.260 entire life in africa free doing their voodoo or whatever and then dying going to hell right yeah

01:37:51.300 or falling and then they go to heaven they get the opportunity now again it doesn't justify it

01:37:56.420 not in this situation but this is how god works then he stated that there was nothing to cry about

01:38:04.420 over slavery and we got different we have black people here i don't think any of you guys were

01:38:08.500 ever slaves you know i was never a slave this is uncontrollably based white privilege you were never

01:38:14.740 a slave you were never living during a time this guy you know that this guy has a huge dick right

01:38:21.860 yeah he drops hard r to his wife too let's get him on bro can you imagine this dude this dude just

01:38:29.460 said that there's black parishioners in front of him he's like this guy is such an animal i'm looking

01:38:34.340 at you this is not a parishioner this is a baptist church clint whatever whatever i don't know what the

01:38:40.500 difference is if i'm being totally honest i'm the rest you know unless you're very old like 60 or 70

01:38:46.260 maybe or 80 years old you're never even living during a time where segregation was a thing in

01:38:50.100 this country i mean what are you crying about nothing even happened to you

01:38:54.980 yo you can't look at the you know you know back it up just attribute that to some kind of you can't

01:39:02.660 look at the you know the facts that i was reading and just i mean what are you crying about nothing

01:39:08.500 even happened to you you're just making up stuff the facts that i was reading and just attribute

01:39:15.700 that to some kind of white privilege it's not real 100 get over it pause it he just goes like you know

01:39:22.500 what what i have some statistics here i gotta read these off now like he's like the fbi has already

01:39:28.980 gotten a lot of stuff he was like honestly the slaves were better than y'all were your average iq is 70

01:39:34.980 70 and i'm supposed to feel bad because you had to pick cotton he's like you know what you know

01:39:43.460 i'll go back on this y'all y'all so retarded y'all couldn't even accept christ on your own you just

01:39:48.260 get into heaven because you're like you couldn't even understand yeah which by the way is a doctrinal

01:39:53.060 thing as well put your ass on a boat bring you across the atlantic teach you how to pick crops just

01:39:57.300 to find god good lord we we just write shit like that that he'd say put coal in a fucking blonde wig

01:40:04.260 in a suit and just have him tape this and then put it out this is part two of the same pastor

01:40:08.820 and see what happens i would i would get like at least a hundred people in my congregation in the

01:40:14.100 deep south that i live in like already if you put us out as parody i would actually get real people

01:40:19.860 there being like great brother i didn't i didn't know you're preaching now you know what's a great bit

01:40:26.420 a great bit is just making cole a televangelist and like that would be so funny

01:40:31.060 i get like mad rich from it i get like super rich from it like i'm like hey guys i'll be

01:40:38.820 flying over my private jet that i got all these fucking idiots but we we see we cgi just one of

01:40:45.060 those auditoriums with like 10 000 uh you know congregants make it look like he has a huge following

01:40:50.500 yeah you see the taiwanese boys on epstein's island they're lucky they ran to those good judeo-christian

01:40:56.340 men oh god in ukraine they would have never found jesus oh there was a little bit left of that is

01:41:02.500 there anything else you said 14 seconds left or something yeah you plan it let's do it yeah all

01:41:07.700 the excuses why don't you take some responsibility for your choices be content with whatever situation

01:41:12.580 you were born into and make the most of it god's not limited to your situation he can do above uh you

01:41:18.260 know what we ask or think how are people like that allowed to preach

01:41:24.820 that guy is awesome man i'm going back only only people like that should be allowed to preach

01:41:29.620 only i agree that was so inspirational you know and honestly i'm not gonna lie the logic is sound

01:41:36.660 if you think about what if you again if i if i said to you like you would be a slave for 20 years

01:41:43.620 but you would get heaven for infinity if for a libertarian that's low time preference thinking

01:41:49.060 right there like 100 i take that deal all day every day right slavery can this yeah you're 12

01:41:53.700 yeah listen you're 12 12 years a slave eternally an angel okay all right that's okay that's actually

01:42:01.300 not bad i would love to do this if i ever get like uh if maybe me and jose can start taking roids

01:42:07.300 and then we go start ripping up like uh phone books again but then we just do like really racist

01:42:12.660 shit no no no no no you dude you you get fucking both you get super jack you become like this this

01:42:17.220 like this fake twin priest duo and then you guys rip up you rip up phone books every sunday in front

01:42:23.940 of thousands of people should we rip up bibles dude i don't know what this is just true so i don't know

01:42:30.100 what your comment is about all right but nothing did happen to that all right black people we got now yeah

01:42:35.620 we said we have some cole's clip corner this uh this week your one thing that you have to do every week

01:42:40.660 right yeah i think i think i might have i might have some in there i was just yeah i just assumed

01:42:46.020 you were honestly i might we do the autism exorcism if not yeah wait that's how that is how low on the

01:42:51.540 governmental spectrum cole is he's not even in he doesn't even work here we had to lie to him and

01:42:55.700 tell him he was like just the town and a special boy or something like that i honestly i bet you missed

01:43:01.620 some of the videos i have on there oh yeah totally but uh i'm ready and it's a good transition from the

01:43:07.780 preaching so yeah all right well let's oh yeah this is a great one yeah yeah oh yeah this is what

01:43:12.580 happened to me actually god is setting you free right now is there anything you wanted to renounce

01:43:21.060 tower king is like if you haven't noticed we've been bought by the southern baptist church

01:43:24.740 uh we sold out we sold out to christ

01:43:32.100 go ahead again professional curse my child is autistic and he's he's he's not this is a chinese

01:43:39.060 he has no brains at all like we've tried everything and um yeah he's australian

01:43:44.260 i've gone through deliverance before and it's just so hard to break this curse god is breaking this

01:43:49.380 generational curse right now thank you jesus this is crazy his power is here right now it is time now

01:43:58.260 for your deliverance and your family's deliverance i break every generational curse off of you

01:44:08.420 off of this whole family and i detach this family and you from what you spoke i declare every spirit

01:44:15.460 attached every spirit of witchcraft every spirit of mental illness ever i declare on three all must

01:44:24.740 leave him in jesus name one check the check the private chat play the video yo yo hold hold on

01:44:30.820 he's hard three is he no go back you can see it look at his dick dude his dick is flopping

01:44:37.860 look wait wait right oh yeah look how he's got a tiny heart on let's let's keep going you can see

01:44:43.540 there's a great there's a great there's a great there's a great there's a great there's a great

01:44:46.580 frame where you'll see it flopping around oh holy yeah the the the uh the uh succubus is like

01:44:53.940 sucking his dick right don't give up keep your kid autistic right after you come just still going

01:44:59.860 at least his balls there i don't know that that is that is what it feels like if a girl doesn't stop

01:45:09.220 look oh god oh it's too good

01:45:12.980 cole fingering his asshole jesus christ yeah you can't see he actually is fingering his ass right

01:45:17.940 there you can see his other arm this is what happened this is actually just cole he's doing this

01:45:23.540 uh to get the autism exercise for the sun right now i have that same shirt by the way 100 i have

01:45:28.580 a red under armor shirt just like that this is what happened to me when i left the libertarian party

01:45:33.060 that's what i leave you the anti-semitism is coming in the demon i do it's so funny seeing his hard

01:45:42.340 dick too because it's it's obvious there you can see it flopping around whenever he starts like

01:45:46.660 writhing on the floor i'm i'm rating it scrumdiddly umptious all right cool uh

01:45:52.100 it's okay coincidentally we've done a lot of a lot of jesus talk i got one more video in the private

01:45:57.220 chat if you pull it up before we finish it no finish it out we haven't finished yeah we still have

01:46:00.820 like another 30 seconds finish it for sure two look three oh free dude no one's ever came that hallelujah

01:46:12.900 praise god thank you jesus his power is enough hallelujah dude he came to death thank you jesus

01:46:22.980 hey man get up dude i declare freedom to him hold on one second creative miracles

01:46:29.060 let's be like alex stein but only go to these things and do this yeah oh that'd be awesome

01:46:34.660 alex stein of baptist churches or something like that yeah this is so this is pentecostal i want to

01:46:39.860 say yeah some sort of like weird they also do a lot of uh the big churches do this because it's just

01:46:45.220 dude let's let's get up there and like like just talk really aggressively about how our kids are

01:46:50.580 retarded and we just we have to make it and also we all we all pop a viagra beforehand so we're hard

01:46:56.420 and we're just rock hard and it just it just i don't need it that's just my natural state i don't

01:47:05.220 need it this guy this guy opened with like listen lady my son he's retarded and the lady's like

01:47:11.300 actually i think you have a demon in you he's like but please my son too take care of this so this is

01:47:16.660 his son right here if we play the end of the video here she's she's going oh that's so sad in

01:47:20.740 jesus name that's so sad they let him reproduce it's crazy that's why you don't let retards do

01:47:27.380 we're about to bring up what i think we're about to bring up the what clint put wait yeah is it

01:47:32.100 right here yeah oh i saw the owen benjamin one i thought i was gonna say this is the owen benjamin

01:47:36.340 oh you got it up already all right i was thinking i was thinking of his uh jew song they made earlier i

01:47:40.660 think we should go on that i have awful internet this is this is great if you haven't seen it i can

01:47:45.140 play it if you want your natural state of chili why are we not doing that

01:47:55.940 no pack it up you ruined it that's an old video dude this is so great

01:48:02.900 why did you not back it all the way up forever i i i want i want uh clint to go on like a deep dive

01:48:08.820 into pentecostal videos because they're hilarious i'm prepared i'm prepared to do so

01:48:17.060 why didn't you back it all the way up what the fuck it's so much funnier when he has

01:48:20.020 ask some a question

01:48:40.660 me

01:48:45.300 i said let it loop i want people to see the beginning it's funny dude my internet is so

01:48:59.660 garbage it's yes it is so so if anybody doesn't know this is pentecostal churches and they do

01:49:04.540 this on the regular this is just like a regular thing they do where like in the middle of it they

01:49:10.180 the whole point of pentecostal is that they're supposed to be filled with the holy spirit enough

01:49:13.580 and they speak tongues and sometimes they they do like this like sometimes the snake wrangling

01:49:19.100 but uh but the the biggest thing is that they just feel they get apparently filled with the

01:49:24.520 holy spirit enough they get up and they just start running and shouting and they do it and they just

01:49:29.460 think it's awesome so they're like anytime somebody gets up they're like that guy really has god in

01:49:33.700 him and he's just like it's it's funny it's really funny to me because i i did uh i i was hip quote

01:49:40.440 hypnotized but i just faked it and and now like that's all i see i just see people just like

01:49:45.360 going along with it because they want to it really no really dude it's so fucking funny and there's a

01:49:50.240 there's a great video where a kid um goes and like they're they're preaching and then this this guy just

01:49:57.680 runs up the onto the other stage and jumps into the baptismal into the water like he does a cannonball

01:50:04.160 like through a window it's it's fucking hilarious i think you're thinking of the righteous gemstones

01:50:08.180 what no that was a true no that was a real that's really happened yes you know what i was the pastor's

01:50:15.020 son or cole watched this years ago and is recollecting it as if it actually happened to him no this is

01:50:19.720 this is a deep bible lore for me no i was just gonna say dude cole has two types of stories one

01:50:24.900 just hilarious shit he has no idea is going to be funny and then two is just old videos he's seen on

01:50:31.720 the internet that's it that's all he's got dude i'm an encyclopedia for memes and like in the whole

01:50:39.500 videos dude it's so you've never picked up a book in your fucking life dude it's incredible he's just

01:50:45.340 like he's like oh i saw that on fucking bing bong i funny dude i started on i funny man i got i remember

01:50:51.660 one of the the biggest things i made for the internet before i did this show before i did it

01:50:55.680 i got top comment on one i funny post yeah it was the third time you've told us this oh whatever

01:51:01.220 it was big time for me this is my biggest my biggest accolade in life it really was it was

01:51:08.200 so great i loved it what would you rate what would you rate higher the birth of your son or the top

01:51:13.220 comment that's hard dude i don't think you know how big a top comment i funny was back in the day man

01:51:19.600 and it was on a good video too it was on a girl sucking a zucchini what did you say i said uh by the

01:51:27.100 way her name her at is this and it just got top comment because i just put i found the girl

01:51:32.080 it was like her like actually like just fucking her her handle and it was you've probably seen

01:51:39.320 the video it's not even anything that was like due to your wit or no it wasn't he's just like i was a

01:51:46.740 creep and there was a bunch of other creeps that hit the like button it surprises me that cole's twitter

01:51:50.980 isn't better because like i think he's just dumb like he's very funny like in real life when you're

01:51:56.160 talking to him but your twitter is lacking i think maybe because you're lazy you're just fucking

01:51:59.920 no that's what it is shit out he's no because if you look at the tweets i do tweet if i do tweet

01:52:04.520 usually they're pretty good yeah it's just i don't do it very often you used to be really funny

01:52:09.140 and then you just go really hard on twitter and you're just like i don't want to tweet anymore

01:52:12.900 if we get another lockdown though i think cole would it really was the lockdown dude

01:52:17.280 he was beasting on twitter for a while when he was dude honestly if not for the lockdowns none

01:52:22.420 of us would know each other probably that's crazy that's well thank you i love here's the thing you

01:52:27.540 know what thanks anthony fauci this is this we're gonna go we're gonna full circle here based on that

01:52:32.760 uh pastor's uh thing with race with not racing with slavery because we ended up here the lockdowns

01:52:39.720 was justified can you say that clint that is clearly yeah yeah i mean he made that was our slavery

01:52:45.780 and now we're in heaven that's true yeah no i mean yeah this is heaven it's the exact same

01:52:50.980 thing it's like slavery but now like we found each other in heaven yep and so it's the lockdowns

01:52:55.600 were actually a good thing yeah you know the lockdowns was like being a slave holder production

01:53:00.240 chat i think that'd be a good one don't tell me i don't understand black people

01:53:03.160 check your uh twitter dms toadakiddins what the fuck are you talking about toad you don't understand

01:53:09.960 black people i don't i don't get it i don't understand i understand love and respect them

01:53:14.420 i think i have a good good one for us to go out on you guys will love it all right i i found i found

01:53:20.560 all of the raw footage of uh the hamas attack if you guys want to go out with that

01:53:26.140 it's just 12 minutes of murder you guys production chat toad yeah i got it this one okay there you go

01:53:35.260 i don't remember how i've reacted all right here we go another one one

01:53:38.920 i put a spell on you i put a spell on you

01:53:46.020 when i quit your weeneth

01:53:50.900 that little taste of tram on your deck

01:53:58.400 it makes you want to watch pornos and get in dead

01:54:04.060 get in dead oh jesus fuck

01:54:07.800 well i've blackmailed your government fuck yeah bunch of dirty swamps

01:54:15.560 your banking system i get to fucking rob you i put a spell on you

01:54:24.080 because you watch your fucking tv oh jesus yeah fuck yeah

01:54:32.900 i dump white hot fives for us and children

01:54:38.720 and i pretend that i'm the victim oh no it's me

01:54:45.320 because everybody's in debt

01:54:51.300 and you needed your fucking jet ski

01:54:57.100 you wanted two more jet skis

01:55:00.520 you fucking slob fuck your stupid kettle to me

01:55:05.140 they quit my dick too

01:55:08.400 i worship satan and call myself a dude

01:55:14.380 i put a spell on you

01:55:16.800 you broke

01:55:18.940 oh jesus i'm squirting again

01:55:22.660 this is the comments

01:55:28.500 okay

01:55:29.140 we love you guys have a good night

01:55:30.940 it's the tower power hour slut

01:55:36.740 it's the tower power hour bitch

01:55:38.380 no way jose liberty lockdown

01:55:40.980 it's the tower power hour bitch

01:55:42.900 read

01:55:44.060 cole

01:55:46.740 top lobster

01:55:48.720 and toad

01:55:49.800 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

01:55:52.640 liberty lock is truth say

01:55:56.240 same with lobster cole and jose

01:55:58.560 toad is sick no way hose

01:56:00.840 they may daes fit all his

01:56:04.080 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

01:56:06.020 tower gang tower gang tower gangищ

01:56:08.040 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

01:56:10.520 they speak courage you sevd

01:56:12.140 more than rogue and you've fed

01:56:14.540 truth bomb weathertimmcast hotev

01:56:17.180 more offensive LOS

01:56:18.820 no disrespect

01:56:19.720 more offensive that LOS no disrespect

01:56:21.820 tab again tab again tower getting tower gang

Tower Gang - October 19, 2023

Ep 147 - Dick Doxxer

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