Ep 148 - The 6-Fingered Man w⧸ Owen Benjamin
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 52 minutes
Hate Speech Sentences
361
Summary
Fat Dave and Top Middle are joined by the most jacked midget on the planet, Mr. Top Lobster, and the biggest of bears, The Roar to End All Roars. We also have a special guest, a guy from Hamas.
Transcript
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So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's...
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Any of you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like...
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She was a 10 in real life. She's like a dead 8.
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Donald Trump, you come on Tower Gang. That is why.
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It is 915 on a Wednesday and you know what that means, bitch.
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Cold Top Blood, the most jacked midget on the planet.
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We got the fucking legend himself, MrTopLobster.com.
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We got the autistic man who delayed the beginning of our hysterical show because he had to get a spreadsheet in order.
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I am Clint Russell, host of Liberty Locked Down and bottom right, the man, the myth, the legend, the strongest midget that has ever walked the planet.
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Jose, the host of No Way Jose and the special guest, the biggest of bears, the roar to end all roars, Owen motherfucking Benjamin.
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I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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We were having a conversation, Owen, right before the show started and you said that Toad should be in jail.
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If I'm in jail, I'll actually get some finally.
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Like, literally, like, you'd just be like, wow, today I got a prime number of Jell-O in my room.
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Like, dude, you're like, by the way, how funny is today, it looks like an anti-Semitic Brady Bunch.
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I think we can do the tower right now if you guys want.
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Well, we even have a guy from Hamas right here with us, too.
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That's a fucking Muslim-looking motherfucker right here.
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I don't think anyone knew what the fuck you were doing, Corey.
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I don't think your guests knew what we were doing, either.
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You know like half of those books behind me have a title that begins with an N?
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Dude, Agatha Christie wrote a book called 10 Little Niggers.
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Dude, Joseph Conrad wrote a book called The Nigger of the Narcissus.
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There's a, they're like, dude, I, every, I call them nigger bucks.
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Dude, this is, is this something you should give out as like, not party favors, but like
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when somebody, like you meet somebody and you really like it, you like, give them one
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It's like proof, it's proof that this whole thing's a scam.
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Agatha Christie, like one of the most famous crime novelists in Western history wrote a
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book literally titled 10 Little Niggers and they changed it to 10 Little Indians and then,
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Wait, is that how, is that how the song was created too?
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Is that book still a crime mystery, but the culprit is in the title?
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I mean, listen, I've read all of the titles a million times.
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But I mean, like The Nigger, The Narcissus, I don't even think a black guy's in it.
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It's a, it's a, it's a, and then parentheses, niggers.
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Well, yeah, that's a book, that's a book with all a chicken, chicken washing recipes.
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I think before, it seems a little chaotic here.
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First game before mailbag, this is, this is a fucked up game.
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And he says, like functionally, functionally autistic, like better than toad.
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But he thinks that five is the optimal number on the screen.
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I said it last time explicitly for this reason.
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Cause it's like, if six is too many people, it's too chaotic.
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So I did a whole stream recently just on the number six and how I'm pretty
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sure the Nephilim run our banking system based on the number six.
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If you look at all the banking math, it's all base six.
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It's like 6 million divided by 33 is literally 18 repeating for infinity.
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It's like all the numerology that, that makes truth or squirt would be counting.
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So like, I'm not saying it's Nephilim, but it's remember the six fingered man and princess
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The six fingered man created a machine to suck the life out of Wes, the West and every,
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and the six fingered man creates a financial system that literally sucks the life out of
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them as his golem is like, Oh, welcome to the pits of despair.
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And if you look at the federal reserve, there's 12 branches.
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And if you look at base six and base 12, it's actually way more elegant to do math.
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It's like three quarters, two thirds, like all these fractions.
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And the Babylonian way of counting on a hand is use your segments.
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12.
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You're, you're just reinforcing that we have to do the rule of five.
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Oh, and with this game, you're going to decide real quick.
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But the thing is, you have to start a separate live stream where you just live stream you hanging
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I'm going to, because I'm fat, I'm going to get on a roof and try to jump into a pool.
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You're going to, you're going to do a spreadsheet right now.
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And it's going to be like number of times I was hurt emotionally.
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Dude, when I was a kid, when I was a kid, I used to have a sad list and I would write
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Twitter is just everyone's sad list all day long.
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I know we talked about it last week, but did you see our, um, I don't know if you'd like
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to spread misinformation online, but we certainly do.
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Nobody's going to step on my jokes right after I tell them.
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Uh, but did you, you guys, you guys are fucked up now.
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Uh, did you, um, we, we, we were spreading misinformation online about Israel and Hamas creating
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We were creating, uh, I don't know if you saw this, but tops own children got crucified
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Um, I, I texted my mom, Hey, how are my kids doing?
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And she sends me a picture of my kids mock cruising, crucifying themselves against the wall.
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Anyway, we're talking about how we can create disinformation.
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I was like, yo, this picture of my kid would be hilarious.
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And they're like, what if you said that, uh, that they hated Christians so much that they crucified their children Hamas.
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We're just like, we're just workshopping all the different angles.
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And then it goes super viral, like 1.6 million.
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And I knew it was fake as fuck too, just by looking at it.
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So it would be all the, the promos for our shows was the profile most offensive podcast.
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Like that's all you had to do to screen the information.
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It's just like a, it's like 5% too much autism.
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Like if the Zionist war machine is so thirsty that they'll just go with anything you tell
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We're spending too much time reacting to the news.
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We need to be just trolling in the other direction.
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Are you calling for us to order a bunch of fan parachutes?
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And she sends me a picture of my son and my daughter and they're like this.
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That's, you know, the Easter leaf that's tied like that.
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They have it behind their head and they're faking like they're Jesus being crucified.
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And I was like, are you fucking kidding me right now?
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Blur out their faces and just be like, I don't want, I don't want you to see how graphic this is.
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Also, it's so much better because I'll say this is also anti-Semitic because they're saying the Jews killed
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This is by far the most fucked up idea we've ever had.
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Bro, can you send me this video right now in my DM?
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Bro can you send me this video right now in my DM request?
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the worst part about what you were saying about the fucking chicken swingers
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that's what we call them we call them chicken swingers
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but they don't kill they don't kill the chickens uh ryan ryan rivera the dude that does the
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impressions uh he does me yeah he does a good job he's great yeah he was actually one of the
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dudes that got paid to pick up the chickens like they're not quite dead they literally get
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their goi to do it they deliver it they deliver it to their house they don't even doing
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the sin they get us to do the sin and then they feel that that we shoulder the bird and they're
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like oh that chicken knows it was really him that fucked with marigold now come on
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nigger and then ryan comes in it's like hey hey jack nigger get in here with your
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problem gavin mcginnis he's probably shit phase
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no i can do it it works that this is okay in the jews defense before i leave i know i have to leave
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fuck you clint i know i just talked a lot of shit these are all people we like too it's hilarious
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but people go with it so are they wrong you know like when they're like oh these fucking flying
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monkeys will kill my chicken for me and everyone's like that's so wrong and awful ryan rivera's like
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can i get a snooker's bar so and so you're like oh they did it they are fighting your wars they are
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giving you their kids they are fucking taking your drugs and they're like that's why they think i'm
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funny because you're like tell them they'll still kill my chicken right
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they just want to see how far they can go they're literally they're just weird sort of like uh
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adrenaline junkies but just on just how far they can push the junkies they're like i bet i can show
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my dick on nbc and say it's hate if you're mad at it i can literally i can literally jerk off on a
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stream and then come back like six months later on cnn again the uh i will jerk off on a cnn live
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stream and then six months later hop on and tell the goyim why they're dumb and they shouldn't have
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guns dude it worked the goyim are like oh my god if we don't give money to israel what are we
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and dude he's fucking jerking off he's like ah and the goyim are just like no he was very stressed
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out that day and they're like put your son put your son in plastic and chop his dick off because
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he's a girl and they're like i don't want to be filled with hate dude it's it's it's it's funny in
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a fucked up way man i'm with you out there it's like i know how evil this shit is but at the same
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time you're like but the balls like the sheer fucking balls of these people the audacity yeah
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i've been doing it wrong the whole time man would i do it if i had that power because it's just like
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uncontrollable power and i like to fuck with people like if i see them in the street like
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you have the power you got these people to retweet your kid like it was a war crime
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we judoed these motherfuckers we judoed these motherfuckers we used their own power against them
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brilliant brilliant all right all right that was that was an incredible fucking that was a
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masterpiece we'll ask one more time if you could take us out with a song that would be great if you
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can't don't worry about it and we'll just fucking end this now let's just dad i feel like i just
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p card yeah yeah no no pressure hey thank you so much owen fucking you you know where to follow
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us people just do that we'll catch you guys next wednesday we're out thank you owen peace out guys
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peace guys it's the tower power hour slut to the tower power hour bitch no way jose liberty lockdown
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to the tower power plant bitch reed cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
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