Tower Gang - Ep 149 - Jewishfist w⧸ Karl from Who Are These Podcasts？

00:00:01.000 Yeah, she is a stupid nigger 1.00

00:00:06.000 Our logic was flawless 1.00

00:00:08.000 I was picking out of Airbnb in 2017 1.00

00:00:11.000 I've seen some shit 0.99

00:00:12.000 You won't be able to lie anymore, Jim 1.00

00:00:15.000 Dude, her friend gave me a blowjob and just like 1.00

00:00:17.000 I'm so great at blowjobs 1.00

00:00:20.000 Send in the juice 1.00

00:00:21.000 And everyone's just like my nigger 1.00

00:00:23.000 She started crying, she had to go outside 1.00

00:00:25.000 Oh, you're just a bunch of stupid cannon 1.00

00:00:28.000 And I had to go out there and console her 1.00

00:00:30.000 She offers to blow you and you strip completely naked 1.00

00:00:32.000 Completely naked 1.00

00:00:36.000 You're such a strange dude 0.99

00:00:38.000 This thing ruined my life 1.00

00:00:44.000 This is just like Cole's blowjob life 0.99

00:00:46.000 It never finishes 0.99

00:00:48.000 It's Kawa again 1.00

00:00:58.000 Wednesday, motherfuckers 1.00

00:01:02.000 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:01:04.000 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby 1.00

00:01:06.000 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's 1.00

00:01:10.000 Mussy 1.00

00:01:12.000 You wanna kill me or you wanna give me a bone? 1.00

00:01:14.000 I don't know 1.00

00:01:15.000 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny 1.00

00:01:18.000 Woe is me, I'm retarded 1.00

00:01:20.000 Any of you guys ever had the mythical 1.00

00:01:22.000 Where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit 0.99

00:01:24.000 Where they 0.99

00:01:25.000 The three of you had a threesome of some kind 1.00

00:01:28.000 I was watching it and jerking off 1.00

00:01:31.000 And 1.00

00:01:32.000 You fucking asshole 1.00

00:01:34.000 Toad's on fire 1.00

00:01:36.000 She was a 10 in real life

00:01:38.000 She's like a dead 8 0.99

00:01:41.000 Louis, you're like a brother to me

00:01:42.000 You're like a brother to me

00:01:43.000 Donald Trump

00:01:44.000 Come on Tower Gang

00:01:45.000 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast 1.00

00:01:48.000 Fat Dave, fuck you man 1.00

00:01:55.000 It's not what this show is about 1.00

00:01:56.000 This shit is retarded 1.00

00:02:00.000 It's date night 1.00

00:02:01.000 You know what that means, bitch 1.00

00:02:02.000 It's 9-11 1.00

00:02:03.000 Turn your clocks to fucking 12 1.00

00:02:05.000 And crank up your dicks 1.00

00:02:06.000 Cause it's Clint Russell in the house 0.96

00:02:08.000 As always, we're joined by Toad 0.94

00:02:11.000 So I'm gonna mix it up and fuck up Tom 0.95

00:02:13.000 I'm gonna mix it up, yeah, this is very hard for me 0.97

00:02:14.000 Go ahead

00:02:15.000 He's the host of Better Off Dead 0.99

00:02:16.000 We got Jose, the host of fucking No Way Jose 0.94

00:02:20.000 We got Cole, the host of your 0.99

00:02:22.000 Like, Naked Blowjobs for No Way 0.99

00:02:24.000 Oh, your mom's house? 0.99

00:02:25.000 I've heard of that

00:02:26.000 We got Top Lobster, the host of Top Lobster.com

00:02:30.000 What's your name?

00:02:31.000 And Nephilim Death Squad 0.56

00:02:32.000 And then we got Carl, the host of

00:02:34.000 What Are Those Podcasts?

00:02:36.000 What's up, Carl?

00:02:37.000 Hey, what's happening?

00:02:38.000 Yes, who are these podcasts?

00:02:40.000 This is the show that I host, yes

00:02:43.000 I love the subtle disrespect, Clint

00:02:45.000 Not subtle, it wasn't subtle

00:02:47.000 This is how we discovered each other

00:02:49.000 Is they insulted us terribly

00:02:50.000 So now I have the name of the show

00:02:53.000 It took me a long time

00:02:54.000 And I did it like last night and this morning

00:02:56.000 To compile the clips

00:02:57.000 I decided to make the intro even longer

00:02:59.000 Because I figured that that would aggravate Carl

00:03:01.000 And I could tell that it did

00:03:03.000 Because I was looking at him in the tiny screen at the bottom

00:03:05.000 And he's just like 0.60

00:03:06.000 He's niggas 1.00

00:03:08.000 I was loving it

00:03:09.000 Did they watch five minutes of the episode?

00:03:12.000 Full disclosure and I apologize in advance

00:03:14.000 But the Sabres are on right now

00:03:15.000 There's eight minutes to go in the third

00:03:17.000 So I'm on this corner of my eye over here

00:03:19.000 Checking that out a little bit

00:03:20.000 Hey

00:03:21.000 Toe does this every

00:03:22.000 We chose you on

00:03:23.000 No, dude, Toe does this every week 0.99

00:03:24.000 He's like, I feel like every

00:03:25.000 He gambles so much in sports gambling

00:03:27.000 That I feel like he has a second screen

00:03:28.000 And he just puts out terrible jokes

00:03:30.000 Because he's just not paying attention

00:03:32.000 He's just like

00:03:33.000 Wow, I think this women's hockey game is about to go into overtime 0.99

00:03:35.000 And I have $30,000 on it or some shit like that 1.00

00:03:38.000 Like it's the stupidest 0.99

00:03:39.000 If I have bad jokes because I'm watching the World Series and the Sabres game 0.99

00:03:42.000 So same thing here

00:03:44.000 Carl, are you Canadian?

00:03:46.000 Is that what's going on?

00:03:47.000 Like the Sabres?

00:03:48.000 No, I'm Rochester, New York

00:03:50.000 Which is Western New York

00:03:51.000 We're pretty close to Canada, yeah 0.99

00:03:53.000 Fucking words out of it 0.99

00:03:55.000 I knew I didn't even like this guy right away 0.99

00:03:57.000 I understood the accent

00:03:58.000 I've traveled to Rochester

00:04:00.000 I know some people from there

00:04:01.000 So I was able to nail down that accent

00:04:04.000 Oh yeah, I get railed for this

00:04:07.000 The way that I pronounce my hard A's

00:04:10.000 There's a guy that I talk about named John

00:04:13.000 And he's like, John!

00:04:14.000 Carl goes, John!

00:04:15.000 I can't help it

00:04:16.000 I don't know how else to pronounce it

00:04:17.000 How do you pronounce your hard R's?

00:04:20.000 We'll find out

00:04:22.000 Well, if you want to watch the rest of the game

00:04:23.000 We'll go ahead and hop straight in the mailbag

00:04:25.000 If you don't mind pulling it up for us, Toad

00:04:27.000 Rochester

00:04:28.000 Yeah, we got Jack asked

00:04:32.000 What were our Halloween costumes? 0.99

00:04:34.000 Well, you saw them on fucking Monday 0.98

00:04:36.000 But I guess Monday wasn't actually Halloween 0.99

00:04:38.000 But I just went to the gym

00:04:40.000 And then my son actually did dress up as a cow

00:04:42.000 So if you follow my wife on Instagram

00:04:45.000 It was actually really cute

00:04:46.000 She posted my

00:04:47.000 But I didn't dress up as anything 0.97

00:04:48.000 Because I think Halloween is stupid 0.93

00:04:49.000 I just dressed up as dad 0.98

00:04:50.000 Who followed around as Princess Peach 0.99

00:04:52.000 And my other daughter as Luigi

00:04:54.000 And that was a, yeah

00:04:55.000 Your daughter was Luigi?

00:04:57.000 Yeah, my 13 year old was Luigi

00:04:59.000 And my 10 year old was Princess Peach

00:05:01.000 She's wore suspenders and wore a green hat

00:05:03.000 It was a lazy costume 0.98

00:05:04.000 Is your daughter a lesbian already? 1.00

00:05:06.000 Is that what's happening next?

00:05:08.000 Yeah, like what's going on?

00:05:09.000 No, it was like a girly Luigi

00:05:10.000 You know, whatever

00:05:11.000 She's in public school 0.99

00:05:12.000 She could be gay already 1.00

00:05:13.000 What do you do if she turns out gay? 0.99

00:05:15.000 Like, yeah, what happens there? 0.95

00:05:16.000 Oh, I just own her, obviously 0.99

00:05:18.000 No, I don't do shit 0.64

00:05:20.000 Yeah, but as a dude maybe it'd be an issue 1.00

00:05:22.000 Would you give her advice on like eating pussy and shit? 1.00

00:05:25.000 No, no, I would not do that with my daughter 1.00

00:05:27.000 Oh, you're a terrible dad then

00:05:29.000 Me being Toad, Jose is a kind of entering danger territory, I think 0.61

00:05:34.000 What?

00:05:35.000 That actually is a boss move

00:05:36.000 Like, it's a good, I'm ignoring that

00:05:37.000 It's a good move to like 1.00

00:05:39.000 Tell your son like how to fuck, right? 1.00

00:05:41.000 My dad didn't 1.00

00:05:42.000 That's how I, because we're gonna be there

00:05:44.000 Me and Todd actually have sons

00:05:45.000 And so I'm wondering when he hits like 16, 17

00:05:48.000 And I never got the birds and the bees

00:05:50.000 I just watched porn too early

00:05:53.000 And then I just got in trouble

00:05:54.000 And then they were just like

00:05:55.000 I guess that took care of it

00:05:57.000 Yeah, I'm learning

00:05:58.000 It's educational

00:05:59.000 What are you talking about?

00:06:00.000 I feel like as the dad

00:06:01.000 You would like to be

00:06:02.000 You feel like you'd like to be cool with your son like that

00:06:05.000 But if you think, flip it

00:06:07.000 If you're the son

00:06:08.000 Like, think of yourself

00:06:09.000 Like, I don't know

00:06:10.000 Maybe you guys have a different relationship with your parents

00:06:11.000 But no, that sounds horrifying

00:06:13.000 If my dad tried to explain

00:06:14.000 Yeah

00:06:15.000 How to lay it down

00:06:16.000 I'd be like, yeah, I don't need this

00:06:17.000 If you had a video of me being conceived

00:06:18.000 I would sit and watch it

00:06:19.000 But I don't want to hear the conversation around it

00:06:22.000 It'd be creepy 1.00

00:06:23.000 You would watch your mom get fucked when you were conceived? 1.00

00:06:26.000 That's horrifying 1.00

00:06:27.000 Yeah

00:06:28.000 It'd be a good way to teach someone though, wouldn't it?

00:06:30.000 Never do this

00:06:31.000 Also, you'd be scarred forever too

00:06:33.000 Be like, I'm never touching on your

00:06:35.000 Like, that's what you do

00:06:36.000 If you don't want to have

00:06:37.000 Like, if you want to keep your kid abstinent

00:06:39.000 You just show them

00:06:40.000 Like, film yourself

00:06:41.000 You and your wife 1.00

00:06:42.000 Having sex 1.00

00:06:43.000 And be like, this is your conception video 0.98

00:06:44.000 And they won't have sex until like 0.98

00:06:46.000 Right, just think of your mom every time you get aroused 0.60

00:06:49.000 And no more teenage pregnancy 0.99

00:06:51.000 This is actually

00:06:52.000 This is a challenge to the fans in the chat

00:06:54.000 Film yourself conceiving a baby and send it to us 0.86

00:06:57.000 We want to rate it

00:06:59.000 Oh, God

00:07:00.000 Rate your cream pie videos?

00:07:03.000 I would just

00:07:06.000 I would have to see my parents doing it

00:07:08.000 Because what I would want to do is go back in time

00:07:10.000 And prevent it from happening

00:07:11.000 That's

00:07:12.000 We all would

00:07:13.000 That's my 0.82

00:07:14.000 That's my method of suicide

00:07:16.000 It's a 0.81

00:07:17.000 Yeah, it's a time travel suicide 0.98

00:07:18.000 You're gonna baby Hitler yourself? 0.91

00:07:20.000 Yeah

00:07:21.000 Honestly, I feel like this is a good time

00:07:22.000 Hey Carl

00:07:27.000 This is the game

00:07:28.000 Hey

00:07:29.000 We like

00:07:30.000 Jose bought up something called the rule of five

00:07:32.000 When we go over five, it triggers his autism

00:07:34.000 We don't like it

00:07:35.000 So whenever we have a guest

00:07:37.000 And everyone wants to be there

00:07:39.000 Somebody's gotta go for at least just a couple of minutes

00:07:41.000 Yeah

00:07:42.000 But we decided to leave it up to the guests 0.99

00:07:44.000 So we don't seem like the biggest pieces of shit 0.99

00:07:46.000 You may not even know any of our names 0.98

00:07:48.000 So that makes it hard

00:07:49.000 And also, if anybody doesn't get it

00:07:51.000 Like, Carl is the one that reviewed our podcast

00:07:53.000 So he's seen our podcast twice

00:07:55.000 He understands the ins and outs

00:07:56.000 He knows who's

00:07:57.000 That's the guy

00:07:58.000 You know, who is who

00:07:59.000 Who is who

00:08:00.000 He doesn't know all the behind the scenes though

00:08:03.000 The behind the scenes

00:08:04.000 So Carl gets to choose who he would like

00:08:07.000 If he had to cut one of us out of this podcast

00:08:10.000 Which, I don't know, he might go wildcard

00:08:11.000 And be like, this top guy's way too anti-semitic

00:08:14.000 And this is a solid recommendation to take for the future as well

00:08:17.000 Whenever we're looking to make cuts

00:08:18.000 Like, if we ever sign or something like that

00:08:20.000 You know

00:08:21.000 We have a secret tally behind the scenes

00:08:23.000 And we're even

00:08:24.000 For you, Carl, I want it

00:08:26.000 Like, usually with the other guests

00:08:27.000 Like, Owen played it

00:08:28.000 It's just like

00:08:29.000 Alright, somebody's gonna get kicked off for five minutes

00:08:31.000 So who do you wanna

00:08:32.000 I want you to really analyze this show

00:08:35.000 And say

00:08:36.000 This show would be a lot better without X, Y, Z

00:08:39.000 Go ahead

00:08:40.000 You know the answer to this 0.99

00:08:41.000 Toad, you gotta get the fuck out of here 0.97

00:08:43.000 I appreciate that you actually run a segment 0.98

00:08:46.000 Which is something that no one else is doing

00:08:48.000 So that's a good thing

00:08:49.000 But your style of comedy of just dropping a slur

00:08:52.000 Every two and a half minutes

00:08:54.000 It's just not adding very much to the show 1.00

00:08:56.000 You're a fucking faggot 1.00

00:08:58.000 I knew you'd say that 1.00

00:09:01.000 Don't disrespect our guests like that

00:09:03.000 Okay, he's got five minutes out

00:09:04.000 Like, Toad is gonna be gone

00:09:06.000 This is when we were starting Mailbag too

00:09:08.000 Sorry about that, guys

00:09:09.000 That's true, he's pulling out of the Mailbag

00:09:11.000 Well, yeah, it should've been the end of Mailbag

00:09:12.000 Or bring him back

00:09:13.000 You know, it's like a walk of shame thing

00:09:15.000 And then we kick him after the Mailbag

00:09:17.000 I wanna defend Toad for a second though

00:09:19.000 I think that, Carl, you're overlooking something very important 1.00

00:09:23.000 And this is why your show sucks 0.99

00:09:25.000 Because it's true, it's true, it's true 0.99

00:09:27.000 There's only one show on the internet like Tower Gang, right?

00:09:30.000 And it's Tower Gang

00:09:31.000 Why?

00:09:32.000 Yes

00:09:33.000 Okay, I'm listening

00:09:34.000 Because we have Toad

00:09:38.000 If you put Toad on Legion of Skanks

00:09:40.000 It would make this show

00:09:42.000 Probably six million times better

00:09:45.000 Why is that?

00:09:46.000 Explain this

00:09:48.000 He adds a punching bag effect

00:09:51.000 He adds a like

00:09:52.000 When we're hitting a lull 1.00

00:09:53.000 We're just like, look at this fat, bold motherfucker in the corner 1.00

00:09:56.000 And we're able to go and riff 1.00

00:09:58.000 He gives us our breaths

00:10:00.000 He gives a bad joke

00:10:01.000 And then the podcast breathes for a second

00:10:03.000 And then we restart

00:10:04.000 We beat him up

00:10:05.000 And we're like, they don't have that

00:10:07.000 Carl, you can't even imagine what Big J would do with Toad there 24 seconds

00:10:11.000 It's crazy

00:10:12.000 I mean

00:10:13.000 We played the game one time of

00:10:14.000 If we were invited on

00:10:16.000 Let's say two of us were invited on

00:10:17.000 Who would you bring?

00:10:18.000 And everyone's like

00:10:19.000 Oh, I bring this for that

00:10:20.000 I was like, I would bring Toad

00:10:21.000 100% bring Toad

00:10:22.000 Because you could all gang up on him

00:10:24.000 Yeah

00:10:25.000 You'd be part of the crew then

00:10:26.000 And the best part is

00:10:27.000 He actually is a pretty good sport about it

00:10:29.000 Because he has this weird like mental thing

00:10:32.000 He hasn't killed himself yet 0.98

00:10:33.000 He throws suicide every week

00:10:35.000 What are you talking about?

00:10:36.000 He's a good sport

00:10:37.000 But he keeps coming back

00:10:38.000 He has this weird thing where he always

00:10:40.000 He always tries to punch back

00:10:41.000 But it's like a limp wristed punch

00:10:43.000 But it's still like

00:10:44.000 It's like we're describing domestic abuse

00:10:46.000 He has this weird thing called low self-esteem

00:10:49.000 Yeah

00:10:50.000 Yeah

00:10:51.000 But that's not true

00:10:52.000 Because he still has this weird like

00:10:54.000 At some point he's just asking to get hit

00:10:56.000 He has low self-esteem

00:10:57.000 That's projecting a very strong confidence as well

00:11:00.000 So it's like confidence with low self-esteem

00:11:03.000 It's very weird

00:11:04.000 But yes, you're right

00:11:05.000 I like that chick 1.00

00:11:07.000 Because Top is right

00:11:09.000 We're the only podcast that adds in

00:11:12.000 Wait, you watched last week?

00:11:13.000 Oh, you watched on Monday?

00:11:14.000 What?

00:11:15.000 I haven't seen Monday, what now?

00:11:16.000 Oh, I thought he was talking about the girl that came on

00:11:18.000 A girl came on 1.00

00:11:19.000 We have a strict no girl rule 1.00

00:11:21.000 And we were like

00:11:22.000 We probably replaced Toad with her 1.00

00:11:24.000 We considered it for a little while

00:11:25.000 Yeah, but Top's right

00:11:26.000 We're the only

00:11:27.000 She was legitimately racist

00:11:28.000 So that was special

00:11:29.000 We are like a one of one podcast

00:11:31.000 Because we add people that are worse

00:11:33.000 To make us better

00:11:34.000 Like no other podcast

00:11:35.000 They see the worst person

00:11:36.000 They're like

00:11:37.000 Cut this guy

00:11:38.000 Like we can't

00:11:39.000 They're bringing us down

00:11:40.000 If it weren't for Toad

00:11:41.000 None of us would think that we're that funny

00:11:43.000 So it's like he's actually keeping us going in a way

00:11:45.000 I think that's really

00:11:46.000 I think

00:11:47.000 Cole, you just pointed out the key success for Simpcast 0.98

00:11:49.000 There's always one ugly chick 1.00

00:11:52.000 There always is 0.99

00:11:53.000 But they don't bag on it

00:11:54.000 So if you're a guest on that show

00:11:56.000 And you don't know who it is

00:11:57.000 It's probably you just saying that

00:11:58.000 You know

00:11:59.000 For sure

00:12:00.000 That's the trick

00:12:01.000 We were wondering how that worked before 0.98

00:12:02.000 There's always one ugly chick 1.00

00:12:03.000 Hey, what was that hypothetical that you wanted to go over, Cole? 0.93

00:12:06.000 You mentioned it like two days ago

00:12:08.000 The one that was

00:12:10.000 That we tried to do on Monday

00:12:11.000 I like my hypothetical better

00:12:13.000 Hold on, wait

00:12:14.000 Can we

00:12:15.000 If we're going back in time 0.96

00:12:16.000 Cole, please just explain to us this blowjob situation 0.97

00:12:18.000 Because you told us 0.98

00:12:19.000 And they ended the show

00:12:20.000 So

00:12:21.000 Yeah, Clay

00:12:22.000 Ended it

00:12:23.000 Someone's gotta give our guests a real recap

00:12:24.000 Before we go into deep

00:12:25.000 Alright, go ahead 1.00

00:12:26.000 Tell the fucking story, Corey 1.00

00:12:27.000 Oh, okay 1.00

00:12:28.000 It's insane

00:12:29.000 So, I mean

00:12:30.000 This

00:12:31.000 It was

00:12:32.000 I was living in a different place at the time

00:12:33.000 Well, my wife told me not to tell this

00:12:35.000 But

00:12:36.000 I don't know if she told me not to

00:12:37.000 I can't even remember anymore

00:12:39.000 It happened like

00:12:40.000 She probably doesn't even know yet

00:12:41.000 It was like two years

00:12:42.000 No, she doesn't

00:12:43.000 It was like two years ago

00:12:44.000 Uh

00:12:45.000 And

00:12:46.000 This was a friend of Elizabeth's from her work

00:12:48.000 And so she comes over

00:12:49.000 I think she had just 0.71

00:12:50.000 Yeah, was this before or after the Tom Woods toad jerk off threesome? 0.91

00:12:53.000 Yeah, good question 0.97

00:12:54.000 After

00:12:55.000 This was after

00:12:56.000 God, yeah, yeah, yeah 1.00

00:12:57.000 You're such a fucking G 1.00

00:12:58.000 Taste from blood 1.00

00:12:59.000 It wasn't like

00:13:00.000 You banged that like 50 year old broad 1.00

00:13:02.000 And then you're like 1.00

00:13:03.000 You're just getting head from her girlfriends in the kitchen and shit 1.00

00:13:05.000 Like 1.00

00:13:06.000 Tell the story

00:13:07.000 How

00:13:08.000 Tell them how this ended up

00:13:09.000 Okay, so this girl comes over and she had just broken up with her boyfriend 1.00

00:13:12.000 And we were like drinking

00:13:13.000 And

00:13:14.000 Hey, on Monday she was on a break

00:13:16.000 She didn't

00:13:17.000 She didn't just break up 1.00

00:13:18.000 Oh

00:13:19.000 She did get back together with the guy

00:13:20.000 Which is kind of funny

00:13:21.000 Yeah

00:13:22.000 I met her at their house

00:13:23.000 And I met the dude

00:13:24.000 He's really nice

00:13:25.000 Uh

00:13:26.000 But

00:13:27.000 That's horrible

00:13:28.000 Somebody sent this episode to him

00:13:29.000 He doesn't know

00:13:30.000 No, he's like

00:13:31.000 No, she was like

00:13:32.000 You can never tell him of ever

00:13:33.000 What happened

00:13:34.000 What's her name?

00:13:35.000 What's her last name?

00:13:36.000 What?

00:13:37.000 I'm not gonna tell their name

00:13:38.000 Dude

00:13:39.000 That 1.00

00:13:40.000 That was the worst fucking show ever 0.99

00:13:42.000 For the last five minutes 1.00

00:13:43.000 What the fuck is going on? 0.99

00:13:44.000 Toad 1.00

00:13:45.000 Oh 1.00

00:13:46.000 Fuck 1.00

00:13:47.000 Alright, go on Cole 1.00

00:13:48.000 Okay, sorry

00:13:49.000 But uh, so

00:13:50.000 She comes over and we're drinking

00:13:51.000 How it happened

00:13:52.000 But something came up

00:13:53.000 She was like 0.99

00:13:54.000 I give the best blowjobs 0.99

00:13:55.000 And I was like 0.99

00:13:56.000 Never came from a blowjob ever 0.98

00:13:57.000 And it was just not 0.99

00:13:58.000 Because Elizabeth 0.99

00:13:59.000 I've had blowjobs from other girls 1.00

00:14:00.000 And they just 0.99

00:14:01.000 It just never

00:14:02.000 Never popped off 0.98

00:14:03.000 I had blowjobs from like 0.98

00:14:04.000 One or two other girls 0.99

00:14:05.000 Yeah, like one or two

00:14:06.000 That is more than one 0.99

00:14:07.000 Someone's bragging about giving blowjobs 1.00

00:14:08.000 That's always the thing you say 0.99

00:14:09.000 I don't care if it's true or not

00:14:10.000 Yeah

00:14:11.000 That's true

00:14:12.000 Yeah, like

00:14:13.000 I've heard it multiple times

00:14:14.000 I'm like 0.99

00:14:15.000 I'm the fucking best 0.98

00:14:16.000 I can make you come into 0.98

00:14:17.000 Like

00:14:18.000 It was just like

00:14:19.000 She

00:14:20.000 I was like whatever

00:14:21.000 Was she fat? 1.00

00:14:22.000 She's fat 1.00

00:14:23.000 Uh 0.98

00:14:24.000 Overweight

00:14:25.000 Not fat

00:14:26.000 Like

00:14:27.000 I've noticed a trend 1.00

00:14:28.000 Your wife will only let you fuck around with like chicks on the line 1.00

00:14:32.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:14:33.000 Yeah, like

00:14:34.000 She would be like a four to a five 0.95

00:14:35.000 Is what it would be like

00:14:36.000 I'll let you do it but she can't be hotter than me 1.00

00:14:40.000 I mean

00:14:41.000 It's gonna be hard to find a girl hotter than my wife 1.00

00:14:43.000 So I'm getting bonus points here

00:14:45.000 Fair enough

00:14:46.000 So

00:14:47.000 So

00:14:48.000 She was like

00:14:49.000 And I was like whatever

00:14:50.000 And Liz was like

00:14:51.000 I think Liz was probably like

00:14:52.000 Try it or whatever

00:14:53.000 And I was like whatever

00:14:54.000 Pulls out

00:14:55.000 She starts 0.57

00:14:56.000 Don't give me this

00:14:57.000 I need

00:14:58.000 I need to really understand

00:14:59.000 I know you were drinking

00:15:00.000 And I know you don't remember it well

00:15:01.000 The whole thing

00:15:02.000 Yeah, like your wife 0.99

00:15:03.000 Your wife 1.00

00:15:04.000 This bitch is just saying 1.00

00:15:05.000 I give great head 1.00

00:15:06.000 Your wife goes 0.89

00:15:07.000 Give it a shot on my husband 0.98

00:15:08.000 Like

00:15:09.000 There has to be some middle ground here

00:15:11.000 I legitimately do not remember what happened in between

00:15:14.000 It was so long ago

00:15:15.000 I was like pretty drunk

00:15:16.000 And I'm guessing

00:15:17.000 It was just

00:15:18.000 I guess

00:15:19.000 Did she get you hard too?

00:15:20.000 Like was this like a whole thing

00:15:21.000 And your wife just watching in the corner? 1.00

00:15:23.000 Did you cuck your wife? 0.99

00:15:24.000 No 1.00

00:15:25.000 That's so fucking cool, man 0.94

00:15:27.000 I can't believe that 0.87

00:15:29.000 Definitionally, that's what he did

00:15:30.000 Dude, I was thinking that after

00:15:31.000 We were all sitting on the couch

00:15:32.000 And so I'm guessing like

00:15:34.000 She got me hard 1.00

00:15:35.000 And then she just started like sucking 1.00

00:15:37.000 And then like

00:15:38.000 And then like

00:15:39.000 It never finished

00:15:40.000 It's like she like 0.98

00:15:41.000 Had a breakdown 0.98

00:15:42.000 Like mid blow job 0.96

00:15:44.000 And she just like 0.86

00:15:45.000 Starts crying

00:15:46.000 She goes outside

00:15:47.000 You get her low blowing some other chick's husband 1.00

00:15:49.000 What if every time a chick blows cold 0.83

00:15:52.000 That's what happens?

00:15:53.000 That's why he never finishes 1.00

00:15:55.000 My dick is just 1.00

00:15:57.000 It's depression 1.00

00:15:58.000 It's like a depression pill

00:16:00.000 They put it in their mouth

00:16:01.000 And they're immediately like

00:16:02.000 I have the opposite problem

00:16:04.000 Where like as soon as they start crying

00:16:05.000 I get off

00:16:06.000 Go ahead

00:16:07.000 But so she

00:16:09.000 She started crying 0.88

00:16:10.000 And so she goes out onto her porch

00:16:12.000 And just like lays down on her porch

00:16:14.000 And starts crying

00:16:15.000 And I look at Elizabeth like 1.00

00:16:16.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:16:17.000 Wait, this bitch goes and lays down to cry? 1.00

00:16:19.000 Oh yeah, she was laying 1.00

00:16:20.000 Outside

00:16:21.000 Outside on her porch

00:16:22.000 She's laying down

00:16:23.000 And so I have to go out there

00:16:25.000 In a trailer park

00:16:26.000 No, it's not

00:16:27.000 No, no, no, no

00:16:28.000 This is a different house

00:16:29.000 I'm not in a trailer park

00:16:30.000 We're like in the middle of nowhere

00:16:31.000 So I'm still

00:16:33.000 Like I said

00:16:34.000 I was fully naked

00:16:35.000 So I walked

00:16:36.000 You got this guy 1.00

00:16:37.000 Fully naked to get a blow job 1.00

00:16:38.000 From a girl 1.00

00:16:39.000 He doesn't really know

00:16:40.000 You're still skipping steps, bro

00:16:41.000 Like you're sitting on the couch 0.74

00:16:42.000 She starts giving you head 1.00

00:16:44.000 Now you're outside 0.98

00:16:45.000 And you're fully naked

00:16:46.000 How?

00:16:47.000 Did you have socks on?

00:16:48.000 Did you take your socks off for this?

00:16:49.000 I always leave the socks on, man 1.00

00:16:50.000 Wait, were you gearing up to fuck? 1.00

00:16:51.000 Why did you get naked? 1.00

00:16:52.000 I don't get it

00:16:53.000 I don't 0.99

00:16:54.000 It's cause Cole's the type of nigga 1.00

00:16:56.000 Who takes his shirt completely off 1.00

00:16:57.000 Even when he takes a shit or something 0.99

00:16:59.000 Okay 0.99

00:17:00.000 Toad with a banger

00:17:02.000 So, you know what maybe it was?

00:17:05.000 Maybe I thought I was going to

00:17:06.000 Maybe I thought it was going to go to a threesome 1.00

00:17:08.000 And so I was thinking 1.00

00:17:09.000 Like maybe I was going to get fucked 0.99

00:17:11.000 That's always ways 1.00

00:17:12.000 You know what would get him really hot?

00:17:14.000 Me naked except for socks

00:17:16.000 Actually, you know what? 0.55

00:17:18.000 That would have went to a threesome 1.00

00:17:19.000 You're right

00:17:20.000 Like if she didn't break down crying

00:17:21.000 I think it would have evolved to a threesome 0.98

00:17:23.000 And so I want to say

00:17:24.000 Maybe me and Elizabeth started like making out

00:17:26.000 Or something after that

00:17:27.000 And then she just hadn't come back in

00:17:28.000 And I was like

00:17:29.000 I'm going to go check on her

00:17:30.000 And I go out there

00:17:31.000 And she's like bawling crying 0.99

00:17:32.000 And so I like have to

00:17:33.000 I literally like sit down beside her

00:17:35.000 With my arm on her 1.00

00:17:36.000 Like butt ass naked 1.00

00:17:37.000 Hold on hold on 1.00

00:17:38.000 Hold on hold on

00:17:39.000 I like the fact that like 0.99

00:17:40.000 Like she just stopped sucking you 1.00

00:17:42.000 And he's like oh 0.99

00:17:43.000 Like runs out the door

00:17:45.000 And then you just keep making out with your wife

00:17:47.000 I'm just like I'm like you're late 0.97

00:17:48.000 Psychotic 1.00

00:17:49.000 I got pussy on my mind 1.00

00:17:50.000 You come sit down next to her 1.00

00:17:51.000 With a raging boner 0.98

00:17:52.000 Like how you doing?

00:17:54.000 I really was

00:17:55.000 I was consoling her

00:17:56.000 And I had

00:17:57.000 Did you go out there to console her

00:17:58.000 Or did you go out there to talk her

00:17:59.000 Coming back in the house?

00:18:00.000 Because that's what I would have done

00:18:01.000 No I was consoling her

00:18:02.000 Because I did go out there

00:18:03.000 And I told a story about how

00:18:04.000 When I was in college

00:18:05.000 And my girlfriend broke up with me

00:18:06.000 I stayed in the same hoodie

00:18:09.000 For like three weeks

00:18:10.000 I didn't change it

00:18:11.000 Uh

00:18:12.000 And so

00:18:13.000 And then she like cheered up

00:18:14.000 And then we went back outside

00:18:15.000 And like

00:18:16.000 I put clothes back on

00:18:17.000 And we went back to like

00:18:18.000 Just kinda drinking and chilling 0.97

00:18:19.000 That is the most retarded thing I've ever heard 1.00

00:18:21.000 This girl was retarded 1.00

00:18:22.000 You are retarded 1.00

00:18:24.000 It should be a you 1.00

00:18:25.000 And that's how it ended

00:18:26.000 That should have ended in a threesome 1.00

00:18:28.000 No

00:18:29.000 You're not gonna come back

00:18:30.000 Can I just say

00:18:31.000 I don't know you Cole

00:18:32.000 And so you know

00:18:33.000 I don't hear these stories very often

00:18:35.000 But on that holster

00:18:36.000 I just gotta call 1.00

00:18:37.000 Bullshit 0.98

00:18:38.000 None of that 0.99

00:18:39.000 None of that sounded even close to the truth

00:18:41.000 You had no details

00:18:42.000 You couldn't fill in any of the blanks

00:18:44.000 People ask follow up questions

00:18:45.000 You're like

00:18:46.000 I don't know

00:18:47.000 Who cares

00:18:48.000 I just got these main points I wanna make

00:18:49.000 And then we'll move on

00:18:50.000 There's no way any of that happens

00:18:51.000 I understand

00:18:52.000 I understand why you feel that way Carl

00:18:53.000 I understand

00:18:54.000 But Toad has actually watched 0.94

00:18:55.000 And jerked off to one of his threesomes 0.95

00:18:56.000 Yes 0.99

00:18:57.000 So we do know he's capable

00:18:58.000 He's been at it

00:18:59.000 And he pulled off two threesomes

00:19:00.000 He pulled off one and a half threesomes

00:19:02.000 In one weekend

00:19:03.000 When we were all hanging out

00:19:04.000 In two nights

00:19:05.000 Hold on

00:19:06.000 Who's a half a threesome? 1.00

00:19:07.000 What if he wanted to have threesomes? 1.00

00:19:10.000 That means he just fucked his wife 1.00

00:19:11.000 I never thought about this 1.00

00:19:12.000 But that means really funny

00:19:13.000 It was only a woman's torso 1.00

00:19:16.000 I was gonna say

00:19:17.000 I had two thirds of a threesome last night

00:19:19.000 It was amazing

00:19:20.000 Does that make

00:19:21.000 Cole is technically now at like

00:19:22.000 One and three quarters of a threesome 0.99

00:19:24.000 Cause he got half a blowjob 1.00

00:19:26.000 Half a fuck 1.00

00:19:27.000 And one full fuck 1.00

00:19:28.000 No so 0.99

00:19:29.000 What happened was

00:19:30.000 It basically

00:19:31.000 I was

00:19:32.000 Again

00:19:33.000 He's at two and three quarters

00:19:34.000 This time it was the other person

00:19:36.000 My wife started crying mid threesome 1.00

00:19:38.000 And she

00:19:39.000 Like

00:19:40.000 On the second one

00:19:42.000 And so he kind of

00:19:43.000 The girls crying is the part I believe 1.00

00:19:45.000 It's all the other shit 1.00

00:19:46.000 It doesn't make any sense 1.00

00:19:47.000 No you also

00:19:48.000 You also haven't hung out with him

00:19:49.000 To know that he

00:19:50.000 Like every time he drinks 0.99

00:19:51.000 He blacks the fuck out 0.98

00:19:52.000 So 0.99

00:19:53.000 This is why I believe

00:19:54.000 He's forgetting the details

00:19:55.000 Yeah because I was like

00:19:56.000 Last time he drank

00:19:57.000 He showed us a video

00:19:58.000 His wife showed us a video 1.00

00:19:59.000 Of him fingering his asshole 1.00

00:20:01.000 True 1.00

00:20:02.000 With whipped cream

00:20:03.000 Yep

00:20:04.000 Not whipped cream

00:20:05.000 Shaving cream

00:20:06.000 Shaving cream is way weirder 1.00

00:20:07.000 These motherfuckers woke me up with it 1.00

00:20:08.000 For real 1.00

00:20:09.000 They woke me up to him fingering his own asshole 1.00

00:20:10.000 And jerking off from the shower 1.00

00:20:11.000 From the fucking 1.00

00:20:12.000 From the upward shot angle 0.99

00:20:14.000 And I'm just like

00:20:15.000 I take off my eye mask

00:20:16.000 And I see my homeboy 1.00

00:20:17.000 Just fingering his own asshole 1.00

00:20:18.000 You know how fucking tort 1.00

00:20:19.000 Like that's just traumatizing 0.98

00:20:21.000 Here's the thing dude so

00:20:22.000 That's what I was missing

00:20:23.000 With my costume the other night

00:20:24.000 When I was sleeping Clint 0.99

00:20:25.000 They needed Cole's butthole in my face 0.99

00:20:26.000 Alright go 0.98

00:20:27.000 Carl and who are these pods

00:20:29.000 They just jump into episode 150

00:20:31.000 Or whatever it is

00:20:32.000 With Mark Random

00:20:33.000 And somebody must have sent them like

00:20:34.000 Who sent it to you?

00:20:35.000 I would love to know

00:20:36.000 You know what I should look

00:20:37.000 I don't remember who sent it to me

00:20:38.000 I could take a look

00:20:39.000 While we're talking

00:20:40.000 I think it was a twitter

00:20:41.000 I think someone

00:20:42.000 Because people that

00:20:43.000 Watch us

00:20:44.000 Watch your show

00:20:45.000 And they were just like

00:20:46.000 Hey

00:20:47.000 Like watch these on twitter

00:20:48.000 Because I think I saw someone

00:20:49.000 Say that

00:20:50.000 It was some guy

00:20:51.000 From some other podcast

00:20:52.000 I've never heard about

00:20:53.000 Do you ever review a show

00:20:54.000 That you like? 1.00

00:20:55.000 Or is it always just bagging on shit? 1.00

00:20:56.000 Yeah there's been a few 1.00

00:20:57.000 That we've enjoyed

00:20:58.000 One of them being

00:20:59.000 Michael Rappaport

00:21:00.000 Going back years ago

00:21:01.000 I was checking out

00:21:02.000 Oh yeah

00:21:03.000 Rappaport

00:21:04.000 I could see him entertaining

00:21:05.000 Yeah I was actually

00:21:06.000 Puzzly surprised

00:21:07.000 Because he had like

00:21:08.000 Something like 16,000

00:21:09.000 One star reviews

00:21:10.000 So I'm like

00:21:11.000 What is this all about?

00:21:12.000 Nobody likes rap

00:21:13.000 So I go and check out his show

00:21:14.000 It turns out

00:21:15.000 Because he was bagging on Barstool

00:21:17.000 I guess he got picked up by Barstool

00:21:18.000 And then he got pissed off at Dave Portnoy

00:21:20.000 And started calling out

00:21:21.000 So I found all the clips of calling out Portnoy 1.00

00:21:23.000 He's saying I think this guy bleaches his asshole 1.00

00:21:25.000 I'm like what is this? 0.99

00:21:26.000 This is one of the greatest things I've ever heard

00:21:28.000 So it turns out that's why people turned on him

00:21:30.000 But that was actually very entertaining

00:21:32.000 If there's any human being

00:21:33.000 That has deserved 16,000 one star reviews 0.99

00:21:36.000 Just for being such a scumbag during the COVID era 0.98

00:21:38.000 It's Rappaport 0.99

00:21:39.000 All the bad reviews are top 0.99

00:21:41.000 Even his scumbag stuff was kind of funny in a fucked up way though 0.98

00:21:45.000 Like obviously it's like anti everything we're about 0.99

00:21:48.000 But like the energy was kind of hilarious

00:21:50.000 Oh he always has a whole lot of energy

00:21:51.000 It's very over top

00:21:52.000 But for a 60 year old dude to like come like that

00:21:54.000 It just doesn't

00:21:56.000 It just feels fake

00:21:57.000 He's done some things to annoy me since then

00:22:00.000 Where I'm just like you know 0.99

00:22:01.000 He's crying on television and bullshit 0.99

00:22:04.000 But I'll tell you this 0.99

00:22:05.000 I didn't get to see him because I was out of town

00:22:06.000 He came to our local comedy club

00:22:08.000 And my buddy who works there told me

00:22:09.000 His stand up was on point

00:22:11.000 He did an hour and he crushed it

00:22:13.000 And I'm thinking Michael Rappaport's been an actor's entire life

00:22:16.000 And he's actually developed a decent stand up act

00:22:18.000 I gotta give him props for that

00:22:19.000 I think

00:22:20.000 He was a good actor too

00:22:21.000 He was in one of my favorite movies ever

00:22:23.000 True Romance

00:22:24.000 Thinking about it from the outside

00:22:25.000 Yeah good movie

00:22:26.000 Good movie

00:22:27.000 I don't know if he actually has like fans that are doing that

00:22:29.000 Or if he just is cultivating people like us to hate on him

00:22:32.000 Because he's playing a character that's like over the top

00:22:35.000 No yeah that's

00:22:36.000 No I think

00:22:37.000 Well Barstool if they you know

00:22:39.000 They get their like target on somebody

00:22:41.000 They'll take you down

00:22:42.000 Like that's the whole thing

00:22:43.000 Those fans are rabid dude

00:22:45.000 I agree with Top though

00:22:46.000 He does come across like Anja Bella Camino 1.00

00:22:48.000 Or whatever the fuck that twitter bitch is 1.00

00:22:50.000 And I respect those people 1.00

00:22:51.000 Yeah they're like look at me basically

00:22:53.000 Oh the heels 0.90

00:22:54.000 They're heels is what it is 1.00

00:22:55.000 Yeah they're like intentionally doing it

00:22:57.000 I was gonna say that

00:22:58.000 All of the bad reviews were just all top

00:23:00.000 Giving him one star

00:23:01.000 Top's like I'm gonna give him a gold star

00:23:03.000 Every single time

00:23:04.000 Look at this dude

00:23:05.000 Well I'll tell you why I was pissed

00:23:06.000 Because I was going around saying

00:23:07.000 I have the most one star reviews on the internet

00:23:09.000 This was back when most people were going to iTunes to give reviews

00:23:12.000 Oh yeah

00:23:13.000 And we had hundreds of one star reviews

00:23:15.000 Maybe over a thousand

00:23:16.000 And so I was bragging about that

00:23:17.000 And then Michael Rapport's got sixty thousand 0.99

00:23:19.000 Like what the fuck 0.94

00:23:20.000 So what do I have the second most one star reviews? 0.98

00:23:22.000 I just looked it up

00:23:23.000 It was Jody B from Poe Boys Podcast

00:23:25.000 Yeah yeah

00:23:26.000 Oh yeah

00:23:27.000 That's right

00:23:28.000 Oh yeah

00:23:29.000 I remember that dude

00:23:30.000 He's a good dude

00:23:31.000 Okay

00:23:32.000 Go ahead

00:23:33.000 No go ahead please

00:23:34.000 Say what you're gonna say

00:23:35.000 I don't have a strong opinion

00:23:36.000 I just remember one time 1.00

00:23:37.000 He came and asked for something stupid 1.00

00:23:39.000 One of those like 1.00

00:23:40.000 You know 1.00

00:23:41.000 Just faggoty bullshit on the internet 1.00

00:23:42.000 And just 1.00

00:23:43.000 I don't know

00:23:44.000 I remember looking into his background

00:23:45.000 And he was a dude

00:23:46.000 Who's had a show a lot longer

00:23:47.000 Way less views

00:23:48.000 And he's like ragging on

00:23:49.000 I'm like dude

00:23:50.000 Everything you're bitching about 0.97

00:23:51.000 Comes off as projections

00:23:52.000 So sorry

00:23:54.000 Now that I'm thinking about it

00:23:55.000 Because I've told this before

00:23:56.000 Elizabeth's used to 0.65

00:23:57.000 When we were dating

00:23:58.000 She would cry after sex too

00:23:59.000 Oh yeah 0.96

00:24:00.000 Yeah yeah

00:24:01.000 There's something

00:24:02.000 I do something to

00:24:03.000 I said something about Cole

00:24:04.000 You know what it is?

00:24:05.000 I'm so happy 0.99

00:24:06.000 Because I suck the happiness 1.00

00:24:07.000 Out of women 1.00

00:24:08.000 And they just like 0.99

00:24:09.000 During sex

00:24:10.000 I was gonna go the opposite direction

00:24:11.000 It's called regret

00:24:12.000 I was gonna go the opposite direction

00:24:14.000 I think you just

00:24:15.000 Are only capable of getting women 1.00

00:24:16.000 That are like 1.00

00:24:17.000 Emotionally fucked up 0.98

00:24:18.000 I could be wrong though 0.99

00:24:19.000 No I think Cole's

00:24:20.000 Some sort of like

00:24:21.000 Happiness vampire

00:24:23.000 Yeah maybe 1.00

00:24:24.000 It's either I suck the happiness 0.99

00:24:25.000 Out of them 0.99

00:24:26.000 Or like I give them

00:24:27.000 My sadness

00:24:28.000 Like I

00:24:29.000 I just

00:24:30.000 I put like 0.89

00:24:31.000 When I cum 0.73

00:24:32.000 It's just 0.99

00:24:33.000 I'm cumming just loads of sadness into women 1.00

00:24:34.000 That's why I went to bed 0.99

00:24:35.000 When I was around you last time

00:24:36.000 That's true

00:24:37.000 Because I came inside of you 1.00

00:24:39.000 Oh shit 1.00

00:24:40.000 Alright let's bring this mail back 0.99

00:24:41.000 Mail back

00:24:42.000 Dear God

00:24:43.000 Dear God

00:24:44.000 Mark Vestibule

00:24:46.000 This

00:24:47.000 Hold on I'll bring it up

00:24:48.000 Mark Vestibule

00:24:50.000 Sent us

00:24:51.000 This lovely

00:24:52.000 Lovely pic of Laura Loomer

00:24:53.000 And said

00:24:54.000 You have to spend the rest of your life with her 1.00

00:24:56.000 You get to fix one aspect of her fucked head 1.00

00:24:59.000 What do you 1.00

00:25:00.000 What do you think

00:25:01.000 That's a great question

00:25:02.000 Oh my god

00:25:04.000 Only one

00:25:05.000 I mean

00:25:06.000 I'd have to go to cheekbones

00:25:07.000 The cheekbones are what

00:25:08.000 I mean obviously this is a doctored photo

00:25:10.000 She's not that bad

00:25:11.000 But it's pretty close

00:25:12.000 I don't know man

00:25:13.000 I don't know that it is

00:25:14.000 Well I would take the Halloween mask off

00:25:16.000 And then take the Halloween mask off

00:25:17.000 Yeah

00:25:18.000 It's like yes

00:25:19.000 That thing's sewed on playa

00:25:20.000 That's not coming off

00:25:21.000 That really is like a

00:25:22.000 Not necessarily how

00:25:23.000 But the

00:25:24.000 Oh what's that movie where the

00:25:26.000 The purge

00:25:27.000 It literally looks like a purge mask

00:25:29.000 Yeah it's a purge mask

00:25:30.000 It literally looks like one of the purge masks

00:25:31.000 Mine would have to

00:25:32.000 I mean it's the lips

00:25:33.000 You ever seen the movie Smile?

00:25:34.000 Yeah

00:25:35.000 Yeah I saw it recently

00:25:36.000 The horror movie yeah

00:25:37.000 It looks like she just got struck by

00:25:38.000 If you're going cheekbones

00:25:39.000 I don't mind high cheekbones

00:25:41.000 And those like nice

00:25:42.000 But like the lips are just way too much

00:25:45.000 I agree

00:25:46.000 The lips have to be

00:25:47.000 I have big lips

00:25:48.000 And so if the woman has bigger lips than me 1.00

00:25:51.000 I just couldn't

00:25:52.000 I couldn't work

00:25:53.000 See for me

00:25:54.000 The only redeeming quality she has

00:25:56.000 Is that she probably gives good head 1.00

00:25:58.000 So like you get rid of those lips

00:25:59.000 You're kind of

00:26:00.000 No no 0.56

00:26:01.000 I bet it's toothy as hell dude 0.93

00:26:02.000 She probably has fake teeth 1.00

00:26:03.000 I feel like she looks terrifying with smaller lips

00:26:05.000 Because then the other features become more prominent 0.98

00:26:08.000 Jewish chicks are known for just giving incredible blood 1.00

00:26:10.000 You sure about that? 0.91

00:26:12.000 Really?

00:26:13.000 Don't their noses get in the way? 0.98

00:26:14.000 No

00:26:15.000 Jesus Christ

00:26:16.000 Dude no I think 1.00

00:26:17.000 Only for you Toad because your dick is so small 1.00

00:26:19.000 Oh 1.00

00:26:20.000 It's like they're hitting 1.00

00:26:21.000 Hitting your fat ass belly 1.00

00:26:23.000 7 out of 10 on the Josie scale man 1.00

00:26:25.000 I'll take that to my grave

00:26:27.000 Her lips I think are like frozen shut though

00:26:29.000 Laura Loomer

00:26:30.000 Like she's not going to be able to even open her mouth dude 1.00

00:26:32.000 You got to get rid of the lips 0.96

00:26:33.000 But of course I also hate big lips because I'm a massive racist 0.93

00:26:37.000 I want her eyes 0.99

00:26:38.000 I want her eyes taken away 0.98

00:26:39.000 I was about to ask if anybody because the underrated one on this is the eyes

00:26:43.000 Those are horrifying

00:26:44.000 I don't know

00:26:47.000 I think the pretty face the eyes wouldn't be so bad

00:26:49.000 There's still crazy eyes but

00:26:50.000 No they're there's there

00:26:52.000 I don't know if it's just looking at but she

00:26:54.000 It's almost a lazy eye isn't it? 1.00

00:26:56.000 Her beak fucking sucks too but her eyes really disturb me 1.00

00:26:59.000 Every yeah everything is so bad but I think the lips are still the worst 1.00

00:27:03.000 You know she's only like 30? 1.00

00:27:06.000 That's crazy

00:27:07.000 That's impossible 0.99

00:27:08.000 Can you imagine fucking yourself up that bad by 30? 0.99

00:27:12.000 I would like to look like a horror movie monster by 30 please 1.00

00:27:15.000 I body slammed her this weekend 1.00

00:27:17.000 This week

00:27:18.000 I don't know if you guys saw that

00:27:19.000 And the funny thing is

00:27:20.000 I could very well like run into her in person

00:27:22.000 Because she has Laura Loomer for Congress

00:27:25.000 All in my area

00:27:26.000 So she lives near me

00:27:28.000 Somewhere

00:27:29.000 I don't know 1.00

00:27:30.000 But she was going on and on about some Zionist bullshit 0.99

00:27:33.000 I wouldn't be surprised if she has the Mossad hunting you right now 0.99

00:27:36.000 You think she's got that kind of power? 1.00

00:27:39.000 I love that Toad

00:27:40.000 Or not Toad

00:27:41.000 But Top you've taken up arguing the Talmud 1.00

00:27:43.000 When I know for a fact you don't know it for shit 0.99

00:27:45.000 Haven't read it 0.95

00:27:46.000 Haven't read it

00:27:47.000 Haven't read it

00:27:48.000 It's so good

00:27:49.000 It's so good 0.98

00:27:50.000 I saw some memes about it and I'm fucking off to the races 0.95

00:27:52.000 Hey hey 0.99

00:27:53.000 You do you

00:27:54.000 Live

00:27:55.000 Live 0.84

00:27:56.000 The Talmud is pro-pedophile 1.00

00:27:58.000 It's pro-murdering all goys 1.00

00:28:01.000 What's the next question? 0.93

00:28:02.000 Everything I say

00:28:03.000 All the memes I keep making about it

00:28:04.000 Nobody can argue 0.99

00:28:05.000 I'm literally making crazy shit up 1.00

00:28:07.000 I'm like yeah they fuck kids under three 1.00

00:28:09.000 Send 1.00

00:28:10.000 And everyone's like

00:28:11.000 True

00:28:12.000 I was like that's crazy

00:28:13.000 And I make something else up

00:28:14.000 I'm like send

00:28:15.000 You're like just waiting to get community noted

00:28:17.000 It's not happening

00:28:18.000 I literally asked for community

00:28:20.000 They're like that's not in a Talmud 0.99

00:28:22.000 And they were like at community notes

00:28:23.000 So I retweeted it and I said yeah

00:28:25.000 At community notes

00:28:26.000 Please

00:28:27.000 Nothing

00:28:28.000 Thousands of likes

00:28:29.000 150,000 views at least

00:28:31.000 And it's like nothing

00:28:32.000 What you don't understand is that

00:28:33.000 Top is actually

00:28:34.000 He's actually just really curious

00:28:35.000 And so he's just like

00:28:36.000 Hey do y'all do this?

00:28:37.000 And everybody's like yeah

00:28:38.000 They actually do do that

00:28:39.000 And he's like

00:28:40.000 Could someone please tell me what they don't do?

00:28:42.000 I'm trying to get to the bottom of this

00:28:45.000 I'm actually really

00:28:46.000 So go for it

00:28:48.000 This next one 0.98

00:28:50.000 I fucked up 0.97

00:28:51.000 So I'm giving Jack a double here 1.00

00:28:53.000 Because his Halloween question was stupid 0.99

00:28:54.000 But he gave us a better one 1.00

00:28:55.000 Which is

00:28:56.000 A nice visual here

00:28:57.000 Which is

00:28:58.000 Would you give this woman a massage? 1.00

00:29:01.000 For sure

00:29:02.000 I don't know what this video even is

00:29:04.000 But

00:29:05.000 Massage with somebody of the opposite gender 1.00

00:29:07.000 Today I am with Chevy

00:29:09.000 She is a masseuse

00:29:10.000 And an Orthodox Jew

00:29:11.000 Are you comfortable with giving massages to people of the opposite gender? 1.00

00:29:15.000 So in school

00:29:17.000 I have

00:29:18.000 And if I worked in a bigger corporation

00:29:20.000 In a bigger place

00:29:21.000 I definitely would

00:29:22.000 If that's the clientele

00:29:23.000 However with my own personal private practice

00:29:25.000 And my comfort

00:29:26.000 I currently only work on women 1.00

00:29:28.000 What the fuck are these bitches talking about? 1.00

00:29:30.000 And this is Chevy's workspace 1.00

00:29:31.000 What?

00:29:32.000 I'm so confused what

00:29:33.000 So

00:29:34.000 Oh

00:29:35.000 How many do you screen these better Toad? 0.99

00:29:36.000 This was bullshit? 1.00

00:29:37.000 Yeah what the fuck? 1.00

00:29:38.000 I think it's where the whole point is 1.00

00:29:39.000 Would you want to give a massage the opposite gender? 1.00

00:29:42.000 Which is that

00:29:43.000 Or get one

00:29:44.000 It was that whole Seinfeld bit

00:29:45.000 Of the

00:29:46.000 No but why was she like 1.00

00:29:47.000 Do you miss the whole part about her being Orthodox Jewish?

00:29:50.000 The whole point

00:29:51.000 I don't know what the Jew thing was about

00:29:52.000 The whole point of this video

00:29:53.000 Toad just make

00:29:54.000 Just make some

00:29:55.000 Or top just make something up

00:29:56.000 Make up some more

00:29:57.000 Oh yeah that's true

00:29:58.000 Just say this in the Talmud

00:29:59.000 They actually can't get a

00:30:00.000 The whole point of this video

00:30:02.000 The whole point of this video

00:30:03.000 Go treat that out now

00:30:04.000 If you didn't realize

00:30:05.000 The whole point of this video

00:30:06.000 Is obviously that

00:30:08.000 Masseuse there is a dyke 1.00

00:30:10.000 That's why she's like

00:30:11.000 Really creepily being like 0.56

00:30:12.000 Yeah I only massage women 1.00

00:30:13.000 You see Carl? 0.76

00:30:14.000 You see how he just says dyke

00:30:15.000 Really aggressively for no reason?

00:30:16.000 You see that?

00:30:17.000 This is what we're working with

00:30:19.000 Yeah he

00:30:20.000 What we found is

00:30:21.000 It's the intonation

00:30:22.000 That is the real problem

00:30:23.000 It's not necessarily like

00:30:24.000 The words he's saying

00:30:25.000 It's just how

00:30:26.000 Well you would think that

00:30:27.000 Once it doesn't hit

00:30:28.000 For the 5,000th time

00:30:30.000 No

00:30:31.000 He'd go you know what?

00:30:32.000 This isn't working

00:30:33.000 This is why I'm saying

00:30:34.000 It's a low self-esteem

00:30:35.000 High confidence

00:30:36.000 Yeah

00:30:37.000 It's like

00:30:38.000 It's the 1.00

00:30:39.000 He thinks we're the idiots 1.00

00:30:40.000 That's what's great about him 1.00

00:30:41.000 No you're right

00:30:42.000 He does

00:30:43.000 He thinks he's the funniest one here

00:30:44.000 It's not a good joke

00:30:45.000 Yeah

00:30:46.000 He calls himself the arbiter of funny

00:30:47.000 He does

00:30:48.000 He literally was like

00:30:49.000 I know what jokes are funny

00:30:50.000 He calls himself 1.00

00:30:51.000 What's he the pussy doctor 1.00

00:30:52.000 Or some shit? 1.00

00:30:53.000 What's he calling himself? 1.00

00:30:54.000 Pussy expert 1.00

00:30:55.000 Pussy expert 1.00

00:30:56.000 Never fucked? 1.00

00:30:57.000 He thinks he's the cook 0.99

00:30:58.000 I just wanna say

00:30:59.000 I also hate all Carl's as well

00:31:02.000 Oh no

00:31:03.000 Got me good with that one

00:31:06.000 Is that some reference?

00:31:08.000 I know

00:31:09.000 It's just

00:31:10.000 It's not a red

00:31:11.000 I would

00:31:12.000 I would massage 0.99

00:31:13.000 Someone of the opposite sex 1.00

00:31:14.000 Yeah

00:31:15.000 What was the question?

00:31:16.000 Yeah

00:31:17.000 That was a weird question

00:31:18.000 I don't understand the question 0.99

00:31:20.000 God damn it Toad 0.99

00:31:21.000 Don't ever fucking do a makeup for Jackay again 1.00

00:31:24.000 He read two of the questions? 0.99

00:31:25.000 Jack is banned from the mailbag

00:31:27.000 You know this guy Toad

00:31:29.000 One time he wasn't gonna read

00:31:30.000 What was the question?

00:31:32.000 Would you

00:31:33.000 If you were on CNN with Don Lemon

00:31:34.000 Would you rather call him a

00:31:36.000 What was it? 1.00

00:31:37.000 A faggot or a nigger 1.00

00:31:38.000 A faggot or a nigger 1.00

00:31:39.000 Yeah 1.00

00:31:40.000 And he was like 1.00

00:31:41.000 That's a stupid question 1.00

00:31:42.000 It was a great question 1.00

00:31:43.000 No I admit that

00:31:44.000 I misread that whole thing

00:31:45.000 That was a great question

00:31:46.000 How could you misread that?

00:31:47.000 We did it

00:31:48.000 It's all you're looking for

00:31:49.000 Everything you read

00:31:50.000 You're just looking for slurs

00:31:51.000 Very eye-catching words

00:31:52.000 I know

00:31:53.000 It's like the only words

00:31:54.000 You're capable of saying

00:31:55.000 And you can't read them

00:31:56.000 Because every sentence that I read

00:31:57.000 Has slurs in it

00:31:58.000 It's been funny

00:31:59.000 It's just noise to me

00:32:00.000 It's been funny because

00:32:01.000 Whenever you get to see Toad

00:32:03.000 Talk to other people outside

00:32:05.000 So like

00:32:06.000 I gave Toad our Instagram

00:32:08.000 A keys

00:32:09.000 So he could go on there

00:32:10.000 And you know talk to the fans

00:32:11.000 Whatever

00:32:12.000 Well Madison who came on 0.91

00:32:13.000 Yeah

00:32:14.000 So Madison comes on one day

00:32:15.000 So ever since then

00:32:16.000 He just keeps talking to her

00:32:17.000 But I can see everything he's saying

00:32:19.000 I've said two messages too

00:32:20.000 And so he's trying to spit game

00:32:21.000 And I get to watch it

00:32:22.000 No I'm not

00:32:23.000 You know it's so funny because

00:32:25.000 What he says 1.00

00:32:27.000 I'm not spitting game with you motherfuckers 1.00

00:32:29.000 No no no 1.00

00:32:30.000 I know you

00:32:31.000 He talks

00:32:32.000 You've already created a separate chat for that

00:32:33.000 Matty stop replying

00:32:34.000 It's so funny because I can tell it's him

00:32:36.000 Just because I know how he talks

00:32:38.000 He's syntax

00:32:39.000 And it's just funny that

00:32:40.000 He talks exactly how

00:32:41.000 Like when he texts

00:32:42.000 I mean I don't think any of us talk how he texts

00:32:44.000 It's kind of weird

00:32:45.000 You have a disconnect

00:32:46.000 We know this

00:32:47.000 He 100%

00:32:48.000 He like and we've talked about it before

00:32:49.000 That he doesn't just talk

00:32:51.000 He writes in his head what he's going to say

00:32:53.000 And then he reads it

00:32:54.000 Yeah

00:32:55.000 And so that's how he communicates with people

00:32:57.000 And so whenever he actually is writing things down

00:32:59.000 We figured this out

00:33:00.000 It's the exact same

00:33:01.000 We figured it out because a lot of his stinkers

00:33:02.000 Were like

00:33:03.000 Like if you really like

00:33:04.000 What did you mean by that

00:33:05.000 Sometimes like

00:33:06.000 Like we're done like making fun of 0.98

00:33:07.000 We're like what the fuck did you mean by that 0.97

00:33:08.000 We're not going to keep going with the show until you tell us 0.98

00:33:10.000 And then he tells us

00:33:11.000 And a lot of it is like wordplay

00:33:12.000 So I'm like

00:33:13.000 Are you spelling these jokes out

00:33:15.000 Before you tell them to us

00:33:16.000 And he's like

00:33:17.000 Yeah he indeed is

00:33:18.000 It's like nobody else thinks like that

00:33:19.000 And because that is a delay

00:33:20.000 Yeah

00:33:21.000 And so if he tweeted it

00:33:22.000 His tweets can be really good

00:33:24.000 Because it's wordplay

00:33:25.000 He'll do like weird like things

00:33:27.000 Like some like dad like dad joke level

00:33:30.000 But like

00:33:31.000 But with slurs

00:33:32.000 It's very weird

00:33:33.000 They're trying to find a way to compliment you right now

00:33:35.000 So

00:33:36.000 They're looking for any ego right now

00:33:37.000 It's very nice

00:33:38.000 This comment is actually true by the way

00:33:41.000 I'm not even joking

00:33:42.000 I will say

00:33:43.000 Toad are you doing

00:33:44.000 Are you doing speech to text

00:33:46.000 When you text people

00:33:47.000 Is that why

00:33:48.000 It's coming up that way

00:33:49.000 And if so

00:33:50.000 What does Apple use for the N word

00:33:52.000 I'm doing text to speech

00:33:54.000 I'm doing text to speech

00:33:55.000 Okay

00:33:56.000 Yeah he's just

00:33:57.000 He's at a computer right now

00:33:58.000 Just typing away

00:33:59.000 And then he's just like

00:34:00.000 He reads it

00:34:01.000 And honestly

00:34:02.000 His jokes on here

00:34:03.000 Have the same hit rate

00:34:04.000 As his tweets do

00:34:05.000 It's like 1 in 100

00:34:06.000 But they

00:34:07.000 He pops

00:34:08.000 He pops periodically

00:34:09.000 I will say

00:34:10.000 If Toad's audience

00:34:11.000 Was some omniscient being

00:34:12.000 That knew all

00:34:13.000 And like knew every inside joke

00:34:15.000 Of every podcast

00:34:16.000 He would hit a lot

00:34:18.000 But he'll make references

00:34:19.000 From like 80 episodes back

00:34:21.000 Or like really deep 1.00

00:34:22.000 Really smart shit 0.99

00:34:23.000 That like 0.99

00:34:24.000 Even us guys

00:34:25.000 Most of us who like to read

00:34:26.000 You see

00:34:27.000 We're like 0.99

00:34:28.000 I don't know the fuck 0.99

00:34:29.000 Like he made like a cardiologist 0.99

00:34:30.000 Of the show

00:34:31.000 We went from saying

00:34:32.000 He's the punching bag

00:34:33.000 To now he's the Dennis Miller

00:34:34.000 Okay

00:34:35.000 Dude I love Dennis Miller

00:34:36.000 He's a good comedian

00:34:37.000 He's a very good comedian

00:34:38.000 I want to grow this show

00:34:39.000 To a point where

00:34:40.000 We can get a large sample size

00:34:41.000 Of like

00:34:42.000 You know

00:34:43.000 The world

00:34:44.000 And I want to see

00:34:45.000 How many people resonate with Toad

00:34:46.000 Like how many people are that

00:34:47.000 Autistic

00:34:48.000 That type of autistic 1.00

00:34:49.000 Carl

00:34:50.000 I know you think this is

00:34:51.000 A distinct impossibility

00:34:52.000 I hate this

00:34:53.000 But I want you to know

00:34:54.000 That one day this show 0.99

00:34:55.000 Is going to be fucking 0.98

00:34:56.000 Enormous 0.99

00:34:57.000 And you're going to go 1.00

00:34:58.000 That show is dog shit 1.00

00:34:59.000 And I reviewed it years ago 1.00

00:35:00.000 And you're going to be like

00:35:01.000 How did this happen

00:35:02.000 Are you prepared for that

00:35:03.000 I am prepared for that

00:35:04.000 It's happened before

00:35:05.000 And it's funny too

00:35:07.000 Because I know

00:35:08.000 That I'm not the arbiter

00:35:09.000 Of all things

00:35:10.000 That are good or bad

00:35:11.000 Because there's so many things

00:35:12.000 On the internet

00:35:13.000 That I watch 1.00

00:35:14.000 I go why the fuck 1.00

00:35:15.000 Is anyone watching this shit 1.00

00:35:16.000 And one thing 1.00

00:35:17.000 That I've discovered

00:35:18.000 With podcasts

00:35:19.000 Because I've been reviewing podcasts

00:35:20.000 For seven years now

00:35:21.000 And a lot of people

00:35:22.000 Wow seven years

00:35:23.000 And that's

00:35:24.000 That's the amount of views you get

00:35:25.000 Come on

00:35:26.000 That's a comment 0.98

00:35:30.000 I would have killed myself

00:35:31.000 But for all the people

00:35:32.000 How do you know

00:35:33.000 How do you know

00:35:34.000 I mean we're an audio show first

00:35:35.000 How do you know how many views I got

00:35:36.000 Well you don't get very many views then do you?

00:35:38.000 Ooh

00:35:39.000 Flex on us

00:35:40.000 Right well I guess it wouldn't be views

00:35:41.000 It'd be downloads and listens

00:35:44.000 Hey this is playful banter

00:35:46.000 Don't take it too seriously 1.00

00:35:47.000 Yeah we'll fuck with you 1.00

00:35:48.000 No no no no 1.00

00:35:49.000 I understand that

00:35:50.000 But one thing that I've learned

00:35:51.000 That a lot of people

00:35:52.000 Listen to podcasts

00:35:53.000 Because they're lonely

00:35:54.000 And they just want to have friends

00:35:56.000 Yes

00:35:57.000 So I can see a show like your guys

00:35:58.000 Catching on

00:35:59.000 Because there's a lot of guys

00:36:00.000 Now they're just like

00:36:01.000 I'm gonna hang up my buddies

00:36:02.000 On a Wednesday night

00:36:03.000 It's like no you're not

00:36:04.000 You're sitting in the basement 1.00

00:36:05.000 Like a loser 1.00

00:36:06.000 But in their mind 0.98

00:36:07.000 That's why we do

00:36:08.000 On Monday

00:36:09.000 We just did an impromptu show

00:36:10.000 It's like a colon show 0.98

00:36:11.000 So we give them the link

00:36:12.000 And then they're like

00:36:13.000 In the waiting room at the bottom

00:36:14.000 And we'll bring them in

00:36:15.000 And a lot of the people are funny

00:36:16.000 It's interesting

00:36:17.000 They are really funny

00:36:18.000 I think that's the one reason 0.99

00:36:19.000 I know this show isn't dog shit 0.99

00:36:21.000 Is because our fans are actually funny 0.99

00:36:23.000 And like they wouldn't fuck with us 0.98

00:36:24.000 If we weren't funny 0.99

00:36:25.000 Right and they think that we're funny

00:36:26.000 So that's like

00:36:27.000 It's like a mutual compliment

00:36:29.000 I believe they're funnier than you guys

00:36:30.000 That I know

00:36:31.000 That story checks out

00:36:32.000 None of them think you're funny to it

00:36:34.000 I'm reading the comments right now

00:36:35.000 They're all

00:36:36.000 So these uh

00:36:37.000 Well

00:36:38.000 You're talking about like

00:36:39.000 The lonely person

00:36:40.000 Who listens to podcasts

00:36:41.000 Because they're lonely

00:36:42.000 That's me

00:36:43.000 I just happened to stumble onto

00:36:44.000 One of those podcasts

00:36:45.000 Right

00:36:46.000 Now it's his whole identity

00:36:47.000 I started that podcast somehow

00:36:49.000 And I'm still on it

00:36:50.000 Starting his

00:36:51.000 And he won't

00:36:52.000 He won't leave no matter how

00:36:53.000 He keeps

00:36:54.000 All right

00:36:55.000 All right

00:36:56.000 You wanna do transplanting

00:36:57.000 Or we got any more mailbag? 0.99

00:36:58.000 I'll kill myself eventually 1.00

00:36:59.000 Clint 1.00

00:37:00.000 Captain Clint

00:37:01.000 It's up to you

00:37:02.000 If we do one more mailbag

00:37:03.000 You can tell me if you want it to be a visual or a question

00:37:05.000 Uh visual

00:37:06.000 All right

00:37:07.000 Well if it's a good visual

00:37:08.000 I don't know

00:37:09.000 I see it down there

00:37:10.000 It's actually a pretty good visual

00:37:11.000 I kinda like it

00:37:12.000 The person is actually asking us if it's good or not

00:37:14.000 It's from a conspiracy extremist

00:37:16.000 Who made this meme and he's asking us to raid us

00:37:19.000 That's actually not too bad

00:37:21.000 It's a fine meme

00:37:22.000 Let's go with the question

00:37:23.000 Let's go with the question

00:37:24.000 The better meme actually is that Israel and Palestine actually play each other in soccer in like November 16th

00:37:30.000 Which is actually a really funny thing to happen

00:37:31.000 Oh that's gonna be incredible

00:37:33.000 Almost as incredible as when I

00:37:35.000 It's gonna be explosive

00:37:36.000 Yeah

00:37:37.000 Wasn't it their meme like Israel got destroyed by Germany in soccer? Didn't that become a meme?

00:37:42.000 What's the Palestinians team name? Intifada?

00:37:45.000 Hamas 0.96

00:37:47.000 I don't know

00:37:48.000 Go ahead

00:37:49.000 Go ahead read the question

00:37:50.000 All right

00:37:51.000 Here's mailbag is uh

00:37:53.000 Mailmonkey asks us what crime would you

00:37:55.000 What hate crime would you commit?

00:37:57.000 Be specific

00:37:58.000 What?

00:37:59.000 Poop swastika 0.98

00:38:00.000 Easy

00:38:01.000 He wants to get us

00:38:02.000 He wants to get us a nuke

00:38:03.000 Mailmonkey

00:38:04.000 Just cause everybody knows they're fake

00:38:05.000 And so I can do it

00:38:06.000 And then they'd be like

00:38:07.000 Oh see it's actually the realtors town

00:38:08.000 I would be like it's not real

00:38:09.000 I just did it for LOLs

00:38:10.000 I just did it for the LOLs

00:38:12.000 The funny thing though is like to do a poop swastika 0.94

00:38:14.000 It's like you 1.00

00:38:15.000 You have to ironically play with your shit 1.00

00:38:17.000 Like you have to be like 1.00

00:38:18.000 Okay let me just like 1.00

00:38:20.000 You're still playing with shit dude 1.00

00:38:22.000 They're gonna be so bad 1.00

00:38:24.000 I'll tell you what hate crime I do

00:38:26.000 I continue tweeting the same way

00:38:28.000 You've been doing them for two weeks

00:38:30.000 That's what he was saying

00:38:32.000 It's gonna become a hate crime eventually

00:38:34.000 It's either the world's gonna swing my direction

00:38:36.000 And things will go really good

00:38:38.000 Or it'll be a hate crime

00:38:39.000 I'll be arrested

00:38:40.000 My family will be ruined

00:38:41.000 Whatever man

00:38:42.000 Really good will be 1.00

00:38:43.000 A genocide of Jewish people 0.97

00:38:44.000 So I don't know if I'd

00:38:45.000 Toplobson

00:38:46.000 Do you ever explain

00:38:47.000 What your ethnicity is?

00:38:48.000 Because I've been confused about that

00:38:49.000 Since I met all you guys

00:38:51.000 He does indeed

00:38:52.000 Yeah he has

00:38:53.000 He keeps it ambiguous

00:38:54.000 He can say whatever he wants

00:38:55.000 And still be

00:38:56.000 Right

00:38:57.000 He hates

00:38:58.000 He hates

00:38:59.000 He hates 1.00

00:39:00.000 Jewish people 0.99

00:39:01.000 So what's he look like?

00:39:02.000 And Jamaican

00:39:03.000 No no no 1.00

00:39:04.000 He hates Jewish people 1.00

00:39:05.000 They're brown 1.00

00:39:06.000 He's a very

00:39:07.000 He's very

00:39:08.000 He doesn't

00:39:09.000 He doesn't take sides really 1.00

00:39:10.000 He hates white women too 1.00

00:39:11.000 Yes 1.00

00:39:12.000 We all hate white women 1.00

00:39:13.000 I mean that's a gift 1.00

00:39:14.000 It's easy

00:39:15.000 Did you guys see that video

00:39:16.000 Of the Palestinian 0.88

00:39:17.000 Listen

00:39:18.000 So I'm very like obviously outspoken

00:39:19.000 Of what Israel's doing 1.00

00:39:20.000 But

00:39:21.000 The Palestinian dudes 1.00

00:39:23.000 They're like

00:39:24.000 One guy runs into this zone

00:39:25.000 And they're using a GoPro

00:39:26.000 And he's like

00:39:27.000 Oh Akbar

00:39:28.000 And he gets 1.00

00:39:29.000 Just fucking killed 1.00

00:39:30.000 The GoPro goes down 1.00

00:39:31.000 Next Palestinian guy comes up 1.00

00:39:32.000 You see him

00:39:33.000 Walk up to the GoPro

00:39:34.000 Picks it up

00:39:35.000 Screams

00:39:36.000 Gets shot

00:39:37.000 And the next guy comes

00:39:38.000 And you see that there's

00:39:39.000 Three bodies just lined up

00:39:41.000 Right there

00:39:42.000 So there's just some Jewish guy 1.00

00:39:43.000 In a fucking tower 1.00

00:39:44.000 Like he's fucking a retard 1.00

00:39:45.000 Now if I was based on one side 1.00

00:39:47.000 I wouldn't find that so fucking funny 0.94

00:39:49.000 But I'm watching 0.79

00:39:50.000 This is incredible

00:39:51.000 These people literally 1.00

00:39:52.000 The 64 IQ shit 1.00

00:39:54.000 It might be true 1.00

00:39:55.000 So

00:39:56.000 It's just funny to me

00:39:57.000 He's like

00:39:58.000 I gotta get the loot

00:39:59.000 It's the loot right there

00:40:00.000 And he's just like

00:40:01.000 Yeah

00:40:02.000 This is like

00:40:03.000 That GoPro cost literally

00:40:04.000 Their entire yearly wages

00:40:06.000 And so he was like

00:40:07.000 I gotta get it

00:40:08.000 This is like gold out there

00:40:09.000 And steals it

00:40:10.000 And they just keep getting shot

00:40:11.000 They're just thinking

00:40:12.000 About the content

00:40:13.000 Like they're like

00:40:14.000 This is gonna get mad likes

00:40:15.000 On Hamas Instagram

00:40:17.000 On Hamas Tube

00:40:19.000 Hamas 1.00

00:40:20.000 They probably have that shit 1.00

00:40:21.000 I wouldn't be surprised 1.00

00:40:22.000 Did you see their propaganda

00:40:24.000 They put out recently

00:40:25.000 They put out recently

00:40:26.000 Like their video 0.99

00:40:27.000 Dude shit bops 0.99

00:40:28.000 I was like dude 1.00

00:40:29.000 That's one of the options

00:40:30.000 That's one of the options

00:40:31.000 I dropped it in the production 0.98

00:40:32.000 Oh shit bring it up 0.98

00:40:33.000 Let's bring it up 1.00

00:40:34.000 It's such a fucking banger homeboy 1.00

00:40:35.000 Like 1.00

00:40:36.000 Dude I'm like yo

00:40:37.000 I've never heard

00:40:38.000 The track from the Middle East

00:40:39.000 That I wanted to like 0.99

00:40:40.000 Fucking 0.99

00:40:41.000 Go on Jihad for 0.99

00:40:42.000 Which one is this Clint

00:40:45.000 The Nephilim prayer

00:40:46.000 Which one is this

00:40:47.000 No no no

00:40:48.000 It's Hamas 1.00

00:40:49.000 It's Hamas fucking 1.00

00:40:50.000 Oh yeah I gotcha 1.00

00:40:51.000 I gotcha

00:40:52.000 Dude these guys 1.00

00:40:54.000 These guys don't fuck around 0.99

00:40:55.000 Like 1.00

00:40:56.000 Even if you have like a 64 IQ

00:40:57.000 But like you're chilling with your boys

00:40:59.000 And you're like 1.00

00:41:00.000 You're banging this fucking dope track 1.00

00:41:01.000 And you're singing along to it 1.00

00:41:02.000 Like

00:41:03.000 How could you not root for these guys

00:41:05.000 Turn it down a little bit

00:41:06.000 Jesus

00:41:07.000 Sorry man

00:41:08.000 This is

00:41:09.000 Yeah

00:41:10.000 This is Hamas 0.98

00:41:11.000 Wait is that Jewish fist? 1.00

00:41:12.000 That's actually a pretty cool banging name

00:41:13.000 If that's a

00:41:14.000 I don't know which side that's for

00:41:16.000 But that's actually a brave banging name too

00:41:18.000 Like

00:41:19.000 Why is Jewish fist? 0.99

00:41:20.000 Who is producing this?

00:41:22.000 What is it? 0.99

00:41:23.000 I don't know but that's fucking Palestinian flags 0.99

00:41:25.000 Who am I supposed to hate in this video? 1.00

00:41:27.000 Just tell me 0.94

00:41:28.000 Wait is Jewish fist 0.99

00:41:30.000 Someone propagandized me

00:41:31.000 Yeah come on

00:41:32.000 I don't want to think for myself over here

00:41:34.000 I need propaganda for my propaganda

00:41:36.000 Is that like

00:41:37.000 Black power 1.00

00:41:38.000 But it's like 0.99

00:41:39.000 Jew power 0.99

00:41:40.000 These guys are Hamas 1.00

00:41:41.000 That can be interpreted either way

00:41:42.000 You're smashing the Zionists 1.00

00:41:43.000 I don't know what's happening

00:41:44.000 That's what I can't do

00:41:45.000 Yeah

00:41:46.000 I would love it if you would play it

00:41:47.000 It's smashing

00:41:48.000 Yeah the star of David here

00:41:49.000 Jesus Christ don't play it 0.97

00:41:50.000 I'm playing it

00:41:51.000 What's that?

00:41:52.000 Can you pause it real quick?

00:41:53.000 Yeah

00:41:54.000 I have a quick comment to make

00:41:58.000 Once you hear this you can't un-hear it

00:42:00.000 That little flute in there 0.98

00:42:01.000 It's like trying to be all bad

00:42:03.000 It's like

00:42:04.000 I

00:42:10.000 Have a quick comment to make once you hear this you can't unhear it that little flute in there

00:42:14.740 It's like trying to go bad. I was like

00:42:18.120 This is like a skyrim in the background dude. You gotta get electric guitar there somewhere. What are you doing?

00:42:23.380 What's also what's also funny like like I mean I mean this and I mean this in all seriousness 0.99

00:42:28.060 Like if you think you're gonna beat these dudes you're out of your fucking mind these guys 0.98

00:42:31.980 My hate crime would be marching with these guys 0.99

00:42:35.440 That's what I'm the other funny thing is since it's in Arabic. We have no idea what they're saying

00:42:39.120 But because they're her moss, you know, they're just saying we're gonna kill Jewish babies and rape them 1.00

00:42:43.020 And like that's all like it's all like really terrible shit. We're like, yeah, it's a bop 1.00

00:42:46.860 And they're just saying the most horrendous stuff

00:42:49.860 This is like this is like Jethro Tull was Palestinian 0.72

00:42:52.740 I'm wrong

00:42:54.740 When my buddy when my buddy falls to the ground and I pick up the next GoPro

00:42:57.740 All it is is instructions on make sure you pick up the GoPros. They're very expensive. We spent a lot of this money

00:43:07.880 We have spent many moons working for the GoPro. You do not let the ground. It's a hot potato

00:43:15.240 When you go when you're flying into Israel make sure to land on the the the fucking rave of all the hot girls and kill them first 1.00

00:43:22.740 It's like that's right. They went after the rave because they heard music 1.00

00:43:27.360 They heard music and they're like they're like yo, this music is fucking is trying to compete with our shit 0.99

00:43:31.400 There was some guy in a flute going hardcore at the rave and they were like that's our music 0.99

00:43:37.560 They're a Jew throw tall because that's who they're throwing off the roof of the building 1.00

00:43:41.760 All right

00:43:43.760 Okay, continue

00:43:45.760 Jew throw tall 0.99

00:43:47.760 Jew throw tall 0.99

00:43:49.760 Jew throw tall 0.99

00:43:51.760 There's the GoPro

00:43:53.760 There's the one

00:43:55.760 Oh, yeah, why was there?

00:43:57.760 Did you see the GoPro?

00:43:59.760 There was a Turkish flag back there as well

00:44:03.760 Real quick I just want to ask you do you think

00:44:15.760 Because this is just for people that are actually in the military

00:44:17.760 Do you think those grenades are real because they don't look they look like toy grenades?

00:44:21.760 I don't know if you like you know how like you have those like plastic they look like plastic dude

00:44:25.760 I'm pretty sure everything in this set is fake like Hamas isn't even an army 0.96

00:44:29.760 They're throwing like like homemade bombs at people and shit that they found somewhere 0.93

00:44:33.760 Yeah, so like all this stuff is just plastic 0.98

00:44:35.760 Yeah, they're way more grass like exclusively kids. There's like there's actually no fighters at all

00:44:41.760 I wish these guys were really that because these guys are cooler than the Isis 1.00

00:44:45.760 So is the GoPro guy like basically like the mini boss, you know for like each like, you know shooter type thing you know

00:44:51.760 I'm talking about like the one the shotgun guy comes out like that

00:44:55.760 But he's a very easy mini boss

00:44:57.760 You just yeah

00:44:59.760 It's not necessarily like he has a high like a high health bar

00:45:01.760 There's just a thousand of them

00:45:03.760 He steps out

00:45:05.760 That's the music

00:45:06.760 It's also it's not a dude. It's also not a hi-hat. It's just there's thousands of them

00:45:09.760 What if they're so dumb? 1.00

00:45:11.760 Go ahead 1.00

00:45:13.760 What if their IQ is so low that they've actually been convinced by the general that the the GoPro is like it keeps them protected or it sends them to a lot faster?

00:45:20.760 Oh the camera

00:45:21.760 The cameraman never dies

00:45:23.760 The cameraman never dies. It's the whole meme of that of like if all the like the store like energy time you see a storm or like the storm chasers the cameraman always lives

00:45:30.760 He's always the one so it's like that's what they told him. It's just it's like I just I feel bad for Hamas 0.96

00:45:34.760 And I don't normally say this type of thing, but since I'm on tower gang

00:45:37.760 I feel like I should because the first day of this conflict was the most fun day

00:45:41.760 They got those hang gliders. They're flying through the air

00:45:44.760 They're fucking cobra coming down to music festival 1.00

00:45:47.760 Sleeping with girls however which way they were doing that 1.00

00:45:49.760 And it's all gone to shit since then 0.99

00:45:51.760 They're just like I hate when the first day of vacation is the best day 0.99

00:45:54.760 Because then it just feels like a shitty vacation

00:45:56.760 They peaked way too early 0.56

00:45:58.760 Yeah, right 0.97

00:45:59.760 Sucks

00:46:00.760 Imagine like it's like it's like you you get a W like anytime in your life and you're like 0.88

00:46:04.760 It's all up from here. I'm not going to

00:46:06.760 Right

00:46:07.760 They all they got back and they're like guys amazing day dude like it's good really good job

00:46:13.760 We are all hungover and sunburned

00:46:15.760 Yeah, like no nobody raised their hand in the meeting and goes okay, what about day two?

00:46:18.760 Anyone want to talk about day two?

00:46:20.760 Like no no day was going to be amazing

00:46:22.760 What happens when they like fire back and they're like get out of here

00:46:25.760 They had the most overachieving day one and then they've just spent

00:46:32.760 Oh can you guys hear me or no?

00:46:34.760 Oh you're on a crazy delay

00:46:35.760 You must be on like a real delay man 1.00

00:46:38.760 That's what's going on 0.99

00:46:39.760 My bad my bad I'll shut up

00:46:40.760 No good good

00:46:41.760 No

00:46:42.760 Good say it

00:46:43.760 Say it

00:46:44.760 No go go just go

00:46:45.760 Say it

00:46:46.760 We want to hear you

00:46:47.760 That's it we're not going to leave a joke out go ahead

00:46:49.760 All right

00:46:50.760 I was going to say it's like it's like everything

00:46:52.760 It's like going to

00:46:53.760 Don't you know this Clint?

00:46:54.760 Everything

00:46:55.760 Yeah

00:46:56.760 No joke behind

00:46:57.760 I don't know I don't know what it

00:46:58.760 It's so it's so delayed I don't know what's happening 0.99

00:47:01.760 It's like it's like a fuck I can't do the joke just go 0.99

00:47:04.760 This is how we 1.00

00:47:08.760 This is the only way

00:47:09.760 This is the only way that we can bring Clint down

00:47:11.760 Is that we have to get like Clint's

00:47:13.760 Clint's doing like crazy things

00:47:15.760 He hit 110,000 on Twitter today

00:47:17.760 He like he just had some stuff come up with like Luke where he's going to be

00:47:20.760 And he's on like he's had all this like crazy stuff with rumble 0.98

00:47:24.760 And so the only way we can keep him down is just kind of make fun of him for little shit on here 0.98

00:47:27.760 And it keeps him 0.98

00:47:28.760 Tech problems yeah

00:47:29.760 Yeah we have to that's the only way we can humble him and he gets upset

00:47:32.760 Yeah

00:47:33.760 I'm out here saying he has low T and he's asleep all the time

00:47:36.760 This is sleepy Clint again his internet is sleeping this time 1.00

00:47:39.760 We do treat him like shit 0.99

00:47:41.760 It's but it's because he's got like a big following now 0.99

00:47:43.760 So we're like

00:47:44.760 You have to keep him humble

00:47:45.760 That is annoying

00:47:46.760 It's like with a chick you don't want to inflate her ego 1.00

00:47:49.760 You got to bring her down to like your level

00:47:51.760 You guys are equals you know what I mean? 1.00

00:47:53.760 You want to fuck Clint is what you're saying 1.00

00:47:55.760 I get that 1.00

00:47:56.760 He's negging Clint so he's like hopefully I get laid

00:48:00.760 He's pulling his hair

00:48:01.760 You guys want to do mean comments now?

00:48:03.760 Oh yeah

00:48:04.760 This is this is

00:48:05.760 Carl said he hasn't read these and so I brought this up on Monday and I said

00:48:09.760 This will be his victory

00:48:10.760 With Carl coming on today I was like

00:48:13.760 I want to

00:48:14.760 I looked up for some reason when you look up Tower Gang you're the second video on YouTube 0.99

00:48:19.760 I see yo bitch 1.00

00:48:21.760 Because we delete all our YouTube videos 0.99

00:48:23.760 It's not for some reason

00:48:24.760 It's because we delete all of our old episodes

00:48:26.760 But it's still what it is

00:48:28.760 And so and I was like I was like I had to look up for something

00:48:32.760 And I saw it there and I was like huh I wonder what this is

00:48:34.760 And so I didn't watch this I didn't watch the review only top watched it or somebody like that

00:48:38.760 I did I watched it

00:48:39.760 And so I clicked on and I was like I wonder what the comments say 0.96

00:48:41.760 And I was like holy shit this is uh

00:48:43.760 Can I say before you read these comments I haven't read them yet 0.89

00:48:46.760 Before you read them I'll just tell you guys this

00:48:48.760 So on YouTube people are very favorable to our videos the people who watch the videos

00:48:53.760 I mean obviously they're making a choice to watch them

00:48:55.760 They're saying good things

00:48:56.760 If you go to our subreddit it's just the opposite

00:48:59.760 Oh yeah yeah

00:49:00.760 So trust me we get as much shrapnel as you guys get I promise you that

00:49:03.760 I feel like that's I feel like that's what reddit is for

00:49:05.760 Like reddit is like the for whatever fandom they all just hate whoever like the

00:49:10.760 It started favorable it started great everything we're all having we're all friends

00:49:14.760 We're all singing in a circle of that all of a sudden just turned on me

00:49:17.760 Because the fighter and the kid subreddit is one of the like most hateful subreddits for

00:49:22.760 The fighter and the kid they hate them like they they came with they they destroy

00:49:26.760 Brendan shop

00:49:27.760 They started yeah they started yeah they were fans before that the opie and Anthony subreddit

00:49:31.760 is legendary

00:49:32.760 With like their hate of opening

00:49:34.760 Yeah it started out as they were fans then they all started hating opie then they all started

00:49:38.760 hating Jim then Anthony they were getting people's gigs canceled they were ruining finding out you know doxy people 0.99

00:49:43.760 Roxy people ruining their lives like kiwi farm shit 1.00

00:49:46.760 Opie is very hate hateable so yeah 0.99

00:49:48.760 How do we get how do we get a subreddit someone just has to do it for us right

00:49:51.760 Yeah we do we need a subreddit and we need to have the most hateful

00:49:54.760 Wait wait top takeaway from this was we need a subreddit

00:49:57.760 No

00:49:58.760 You don't want a subreddit

00:50:00.760 It's bad news

00:50:02.760 It's hilarious

00:50:03.760 R tower gang baby 0.92

00:50:05.760 I love how he just hears like people were getting doxxed and losing jobs and gigs

00:50:09.760 And he was like when can we get this

00:50:11.760 When can we

00:50:12.760 It's a horrible idea

00:50:13.760 Can we include this in my life

00:50:14.760 The problem is top would get in there and just argue with them and just like

00:50:18.760 No I wouldn't argue

00:50:19.760 I don't argue

00:50:20.760 No you wouldn't argue

00:50:21.760 You would just destroy these people in the comments

00:50:23.760 There is a tower gang subreddit and it's banned 0.68

00:50:27.760 Oh hell yes

00:50:29.760 R slash tower gang yeah

00:50:31.760 Our people are awesome

00:50:33.760 That makes perfect sense it's very

00:50:35.760 Yeah bring up this video because this is

00:50:37.760 Or not in the video but the comments because I wanted to

00:50:40.760 We'll do it yeah

00:50:41.760 There was I want to see how many of these we agree with at least

00:50:44.760 Because

00:50:45.760 Oh I'm sure we're going to agree with most of them

00:50:47.760 Well yeah they're all

00:50:49.760 76,000 views on this 0.69

00:50:50.760 They're all toad socks 1.00

00:50:51.760 It's 7600 you fucking math illiterate 1.00

00:50:56.760 Is it 1.00

00:50:57.760 What

00:50:58.760 I said 7.6,000

00:50:59.760 Oh okay

00:51:00.760 I do want

00:51:01.760 This is something that I

00:51:02.760 This is probably like lore for y'all

00:51:04.760 What is the

00:51:05.760 Nothing beats the simple combo of Carl and producer Chris

00:51:07.760 So maybe you can

00:51:08.760 Carl is that

00:51:09.760 Is that the formula

00:51:10.760 A thousand views per

00:51:11.760 Every year you do your show

00:51:12.760 Wow

00:51:14.760 A lot of my videos have a lot more views than this

00:51:17.760 I guess you guys aren't that interesting

00:51:18.760 My favorite thing we got from your coverage of our show is that sound effect

00:51:29.760 Yeah that's hilarious

00:51:30.760 But what is this this combo of Carl and producer Chris is this like something that the fans call out for you on the subreddit as well

00:51:38.760 Oh well producer Chris and I are the only constants on the show the two of us are always on and then I have rotating co-hosts outside

00:51:46.760 I see okay okay that makes sense 0.94

00:51:48.760 So basically you've you've ripped off Tower Gangs format pretty gay dude 0.99

00:51:53.760 We did it first but whatever

00:51:55.760 I mean the next one says perfect show to illustrate how 99% of podcasts are unlistenable for the most part

00:52:01.760 Handcast with six guys how does anyone think that could possibly be good here we are

00:52:05.760 Here we are

00:52:06.760 This is the whole thing

00:52:07.760 Five

00:52:08.760 The problem is

00:52:09.760 It's not

00:52:10.760 That's the problem

00:52:11.760 What we're gonna we're gonna key in there is the sixth part it's not the whole unlistenable

00:52:15.760 Not the uh that it's not good just the it's we we saw this already this is the problem

00:52:20.760 And and keep in mind for people who are watching this and reading along

00:52:23.760 Mark random was on the episode that I watched and I thought he was part of the Tower Gang

00:52:27.760 Cause he very much made it seem like he was

00:52:29.760 Yeah I was defending your your take like if I thought this was the cast

00:52:34.760 Yeah

00:52:35.760 Spot on

00:52:36.760 Okay

00:52:37.760 Our outro music is from from Mark random so I could see how that could be confusing he's I think he's in the is he in the intro too

00:52:44.760 I don't think no

00:52:45.760 No I don't think so

00:52:46.760 I don't know but he does the outro music for us though

00:52:49.760 We cut it I cut him from the intro he got his band from uh Gas Digital for a year which is very funny

00:52:53.760 Did you hear about this?

00:52:54.760 Well I I saw him on with Luis J Gomez where he was trying to get Tower Gang on his show

00:53:00.760 He's you gotta have Tower Gang on so I assumed immediately he was part of your show because of that

00:53:04.760 No

00:53:05.760 And what and what he's our biggest fan that's that's the weirdest thing

00:53:08.760 He's such a good guy

00:53:09.760 He just loves us yeah

00:53:10.760 And what was funny is what he did was he he was saying it on rap with Luis J Gomez

00:53:15.760 And he was like he was like when are you gonna have Tower Gang on?

00:53:17.760 And and Luis is like nope bleep it out for the and it was it was bleeped out in the YouTube like he bleeped out Tower Gang

00:53:22.760 He said we're banned for a year it was actually really it was it was great

00:53:25.760 I have a call with Ralph tomorrow by the way

00:53:27.760 So Harrington actually told me when I was at Skankfest he told me that we are indeed on the board

00:53:32.760 So that is it's legit

00:53:34.760 I want to be clear we did not ask him to do that at all 0.97

00:53:38.760 I don't know bullshit

00:53:40.760 I've so I spoke to Luis probably like 15 times maybe more since then like on the phone 0.99

00:53:45.760 And I don't it's not even that I bring it up but I won't even say like I didn't say random because I don't give a fuck 0.89

00:53:51.760 I like I like that he thinks that I like that people think that I don't care 0.96

00:53:56.760 I just think it's like just let it sit

00:53:58.760 And I don't know if you guys know about my experience with Luis and real ass podcast 0.90

00:54:03.760 Oh boy

00:54:04.760 It goes back it goes back many years but he left us a voicemail 1.00

00:54:07.760 He goes motherfucker you review all these shows you don't review my show 1.00

00:54:10.760 I dare you to review my show 1.00

00:54:12.760 So I said alright so we reviewed real ass podcast and then his next show back 0.99

00:54:17.760 He decided to rape my girlfriend 0.99

00:54:20.760 And the co-host we had on was this guy Doug 0.99

00:54:23.760 And they had a guy in the studio there pretend it was Doug and they beat the shit out of him

00:54:27.760 And I think they had to take that episode down because it got very graphic

00:54:30.760 With what Luis was doing to my girlfriend

00:54:33.760 They made an effigy of your girlfriend with another person

00:54:36.760 Is that what you're saying?

00:54:37.760 Yeah they pretty much had a person in there with like a blanket over her head 1.00

00:54:40.760 And they were having their way with her

00:54:42.760 And they were saying this is Carl's girlfriend

00:54:44.760 And they were all taking turns with her 0.98

00:54:46.760 Dude real ass podcast used to be cool 0.96

00:54:50.760 It's weird the dichotomy of like 0.92

00:54:52.760 So like Luis called you to get reviewed

00:54:55.760 We got reviewed randomly and somebody saw it

00:54:57.760 And we were like so what?

00:55:00.760 And then he spoke about you guys on his show after

00:55:03.760 And we like barely touched it

00:55:05.760 Like until now I guess

00:55:06.760 We touched it because of the soundboard

00:55:08.760 I was like look at the soundboard

00:55:09.760 And then that's like really

00:55:10.760 Should we have been taking you guys more seriously

00:55:12.760 Like you're established or something like that?

00:55:14.760 Like what's the deal?

00:55:15.760 Oh I don't care how you take it

00:55:17.760 I think you guys are taking it very well

00:55:18.760 I think you guys did a really good job rolling with it

00:55:20.760 I think Top's the only one that actually got under his skin

00:55:23.760 Like quite a bit

00:55:24.760 Oh I listened to the whole episode

00:55:25.760 I listened to the whole episode and I was like uh huh

00:55:27.760 Yep, yep, alright

00:55:28.760 Well one of the best retorts ever was Cometown

00:55:32.760 I don't know if you guys ever heard Nick Mullen talk about us

00:55:34.760 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

00:55:35.760 He crushed us

00:55:36.760 It was really funny

00:55:37.760 I did not

00:55:38.760 I did not get that show the first time I listened to it

00:55:40.760 And in my defense it was not a good episode

00:55:43.760 The one that I listened to

00:55:44.760 Hey they're not

00:55:45.760 They're not

00:55:46.760 Like if I was to

00:55:48.760 Outside of Legion's kinks 0.98

00:55:49.760 I'd say Cometown is the one that we would most want to be like 0.89

00:55:52.760 Because they like also like just fucking blew up and then they exploded

00:55:56.760 So if we're on the same track

00:55:58.760 Nick Mullen is one of the funniest guys ever

00:56:00.760 And I've seen Stavros do stand up twice 0.82

00:56:03.760 And he was fantastic both times completely different sets

00:56:06.760 So I have a ton of respect for those guys

00:56:08.760 I saw both of them recently

00:56:09.760 Yeah

00:56:10.760 So you probably reviewed Tim Dillon as well right?

00:56:11.760 Whenever he was like a nobody with uh

00:56:14.760 I'm gonna go see Tim Dillon live uh Friday night

00:56:17.760 Two nights from now

00:56:18.760 He's gonna be in Rochester

00:56:19.760 I'm seeing him on Valentine's Day man

00:56:21.760 He's gonna be my Valentine

00:56:23.760 Ooh how romantic

00:56:24.760 Nice

00:56:25.760 You guys should be friends

00:56:26.760 You guys should be friends in real life

00:56:27.760 I have not

00:56:28.760 I have not reviewed Tim Dillon because when he was introduced to me

00:56:31.760 I immediately fell in love

00:56:32.760 I thought he was one of the funniest guys I ever heard

00:56:34.760 Because I was about to say

00:56:35.760 Because he

00:56:36.760 When he first started

00:56:37.760 Like he was like

00:56:38.760 You know he was just on the same level as like

00:56:40.760 On the uh

00:56:41.760 Gas Digital Network

00:56:42.760 And he was just you know

00:56:43.760 Just nothing

00:56:44.760 And then like just blew up

00:56:45.760 He had a lot of crutch words

00:56:47.760 I had a hard time with him at first

00:56:49.760 One of the things I pick up on

00:56:50.760 Are the likes and the you knows

00:56:52.760 And Tim Dillon's one of the worst

00:56:53.760 He's gotten way better

00:56:54.760 He's gotten way better

00:56:55.760 But at first

00:56:56.760 He'd just be

00:56:57.760 Uh hummina hummina

00:56:58.760 Like you know

00:56:59.760 You know

00:57:00.760 He also includes it

00:57:01.760 He includes it in his act

00:57:02.760 He'll be like

00:57:03.760 You know

00:57:04.760 Like kind of like his thing now

00:57:05.760 So he can get away with it

00:57:06.760 That's his thinking space

00:57:07.760 Right

00:57:08.760 He's gotten better

00:57:09.760 It's funny that you say that

00:57:10.760 Because I saw a video the other day of

00:57:12.760 Um

00:57:13.760 Andrew Tate

00:57:14.760 And he was saying

00:57:15.760 He was like

00:57:16.760 I don't do uh

00:57:17.760 And um

00:57:18.760 He was like

00:57:19.760 I make it a point to talk

00:57:20.760 Like I mean to say everything

00:57:21.760 I said

00:57:22.760 Now you bring it up

00:57:23.760 It's like you just

00:57:24.760 I just imagine you watching that

00:57:25.760 And being like

00:57:26.760 That's true

00:57:27.760 I gotta do that

00:57:28.760 Bad props

00:57:29.760 Andrew Tate 0.96

00:57:30.760 Fellas is it gay to say 0.52

00:57:31.760 Um and and 0.96

00:57:33.760 I feel like if you're

00:57:34.760 Overly conscious about it

00:57:35.760 It just comes off like

00:57:37.760 You're a tool

00:57:38.760 Like I don't

00:57:39.760 Like impedes you being able

00:57:40.760 Like yes you should try

00:57:41.760 To cut them down where you can

00:57:43.760 But if you're over like

00:57:44.760 Over thinking about it

00:57:45.760 You'll just get like

00:57:46.760 Debilitated almost

00:57:47.760 Look at this

00:57:48.760 Well I've made super cuts

00:57:49.760 Of people saying you know

00:57:50.760 And ums and uhs

00:57:51.760 So I've played

00:57:52.760 90 seconds straight

00:57:53.760 Of a podcast

00:57:54.760 Just saying you know

00:57:55.760 For one 35 minute long episode

00:57:58.760 That he was on

00:57:59.760 So that has trained me 1.00

00:58:00.760 To not do that shit 0.99

00:58:01.760 Because if I'm gonna goof on people 1.00

00:58:02.760 For doing that

00:58:03.760 I better be paying attention

00:58:04.760 To what I'm saying

00:58:05.760 Has anybody came back

00:58:06.760 And like thanked you

00:58:08.760 For the criticism

00:58:09.760 Maybe fixed up their game

00:58:10.760 And then

00:58:11.760 I've had a few actually do that

00:58:13.760 Yeah so they've told me

00:58:14.760 That uh

00:58:15.760 They've listened to my show

00:58:16.760 And it's helped them

00:58:17.760 On a number of things

00:58:18.760 Well I wanted to say

00:58:19.760 Thank you for the criticism

00:58:20.760 I wish Toad would take it

00:58:21.760 But he won't

00:58:22.760 So

00:58:23.760 I can't

00:58:24.760 This is just the way I am

00:58:25.760 Do you guys know

00:58:26.760 Do you guys know

00:58:27.760 The official podcast

00:58:28.760 I feel like you know

00:58:29.760 Those guys

00:58:30.760 No

00:58:31.760 My buddy Kaya Orson

00:58:32.760 Over there

00:58:33.760 And the criticals

00:58:34.760 On that show

00:58:35.760 So

00:58:36.760 We reviewed their show

00:58:37.760 Uh

00:58:38.760 The critical

00:58:39.760 Charlie

00:58:40.760 I thought it was

00:58:41.760 Oh yeah yeah

00:58:42.760 Oh yeah yeah

00:58:43.760 Charlie Most Critical

00:58:44.760 The Penguin Zero

00:58:45.760 Yeah exactly

00:58:46.760 Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

00:58:47.760 Yeah his podcast

00:58:48.760 It's a huge show

00:58:49.760 The official podcast

00:58:50.760 Yeah it's hilarious

00:58:51.760 Yeah they're great

00:58:52.760 But their show is mundane

00:58:54.760 So we reviewed that show

00:58:55.760 And we gave them some pointers

00:58:56.760 And it's so funny

00:58:57.760 Because Kaya 0.77

00:58:58.760 Who's been on my show

00:58:59.760 A bunch of times since then

00:59:00.760 He's great

00:59:01.760 Almost revamped the entire show

00:59:02.760 Based on my criticism

00:59:03.760 And then their fans

00:59:04.760 Revolted against them

00:59:05.760 And they're like

00:59:06.760 No no no we like it the old way

00:59:07.760 So I was wrong

00:59:08.760 About all of that obviously

00:59:10.760 I love that

00:59:11.760 You're particularly wrong about us

00:59:13.760 I will be guest hosting

00:59:15.760 For Alex Jones

00:59:16.760 On Infowars on Tuesday

00:59:17.760 Is that true?

00:59:18.760 Yeah 1.00

00:59:19.760 That's your solo shit 1.00

00:59:20.760 No Carl 1.00

00:59:21.760 That's awesome

00:59:22.760 I gotta give you credit man

00:59:23.760 Because like

00:59:24.760 Because of you

00:59:25.760 I'd say maybe like

00:59:26.760 Four weeks after you

00:59:27.760 We started like

00:59:28.760 The official Tower Gang

00:59:29.760 Governmental structure

00:59:30.760 Like we have roles

00:59:31.760 We did

00:59:32.760 Of what we do

00:59:33.760 As you see Clint runs the show

00:59:34.760 Toad's supposed to produce

00:59:36.760 He can't even get it out

00:59:40.760 He just

00:59:41.760 I do the graphics

00:59:42.760 Cole looks pretty

00:59:43.760 Like we're like developing

00:59:44.760 Like you know really cool stuff

00:59:45.760 Like organization

00:59:46.760 So I do thank you for that

00:59:48.760 It's funny how

00:59:49.760 Just like regular government

00:59:50.760 You're just like

00:59:51.760 Yeah and Kamala

00:59:52.760 She runs this

00:59:53.760 And then Joe Biden

00:59:54.760 Man like

00:59:55.760 Can I just say

00:59:57.760 Real quick Clint

00:59:59.760 That is very impressive

01:00:01.760 That's awesome

01:00:02.760 Yeah it's gonna be fun

01:00:03.760 I'm blown away by that

01:00:05.760 I've had a few friends

01:00:06.760 Who have been on

01:00:07.760 Alex Jones Network

01:00:08.760 And stuff

01:00:09.760 I got to do

01:00:10.760 This is nowhere near that level

01:00:11.760 But I got to fill in

01:00:12.760 For Anthony Cumia yesterday

01:00:13.760 On the Anthony Cumia show

01:00:14.760 Oh hell yeah

01:00:15.760 That's cool

01:00:16.760 And I looked on their subreddit

01:00:18.760 We were talking about

01:00:19.760 Just a second ago

01:00:20.760 About negative comments

01:00:21.760 And things

01:00:22.760 So I see a thread

01:00:23.760 On their subreddit

01:00:24.760 It says Carl and Eric Zane

01:00:25.760 Did a great job on tax

01:00:26.760 And I went uh oh

01:00:27.760 This thread is not

01:00:28.760 Gonna be kind to me

01:00:29.760 You know

01:00:30.760 One person wrote that

01:00:31.760 The first comment

01:00:32.760 Underneath that is

01:00:33.260 Hi Carl

01:00:33.760 Okay yeah

01:00:34.760 There we go

01:00:35.760 Right away

01:00:36.760 They assume I'm the one

01:00:37.760 Who made the thread

01:00:39.760 That's hilarious

01:00:40.760 That was like

01:00:41.760 I went to see him

01:00:42.760 Do stand up in

01:00:43.760 In Tampa over here

01:00:44.760 It was

01:00:45.760 Yeah

01:00:46.760 With Gavin

01:00:47.760 Yeah yeah 0.99

01:00:48.760 And fucking Josh Denny 1.00

01:00:50.760 And yo 1.00

01:00:51.760 The crowd was like

01:00:52.760 It

01:00:53.760 Again

01:00:54.760 I don't wanna sound like

01:00:55.760 Like a normie

01:00:56.760 It was like

01:00:57.760 There were so many proud boys

01:00:58.760 And I was like 1.00

01:00:59.760 Oh shit 0.98

01:01:00.760 Like I felt like 1.00

01:01:01.760 One of those like normies 0.89

01:01:02.760 That were like

01:01:03.760 There's a lot of Trump supporters

01:01:04.760 In this room

01:01:05.760 You know what I mean?

01:01:06.760 Let's do it

01:01:07.760 But everyone was cool

01:01:08.760 It was like

01:01:09.760 This is strange

01:01:10.760 Honey go home 0.99

01:01:11.760 Like no bullshit 0.99

01:01:12.760 Tower gang will be 0.86

01:01:13.760 A couple years from now

01:01:14.760 We'll be classified

01:01:15.760 As a terrorist organization

01:01:16.760 Along the lines of

01:01:17.760 Oh I thought he was gonna say

01:01:18.760 That we're gonna be like

01:01:19.760 Very successful

01:01:21.760 He was like

01:01:22.760 We'll have CIA

01:01:23.760 Knocking at our door

01:01:24.760 And checking in on us

01:01:26.760 And we'll get

01:01:27.760 Just because Top Lobster's 0.99

01:01:28.760 Fucking like 1.00

01:01:29.760 Propagandistic trolls 1.00

01:01:30.760 That'll be a war crime 1.00

01:01:31.760 And like

01:01:32.760 Once we're into World War 3 0.99

01:01:33.760 They'll be hunting his ass down 0.99

01:01:34.760 To pick him up 0.99

01:01:35.760 Hey Tom

01:01:36.760 Are you in the Tampa area?

01:01:37.760 Is that where you're from?

01:01:38.760 I'm closer to Orlando

01:01:40.760 Tampa's like two hours from me

01:01:41.760 Okay

01:01:42.760 I'm more in the Tampa

01:01:43.760 So I have a house down

01:01:44.760 In Cape Coral

01:01:45.760 And I'm actually planning

01:01:47.760 A live show

01:01:48.760 Possibly with the guys

01:01:49.760 From ROTC

01:01:50.760 Revenge of the Sis 1.00

01:01:51.760 We're gonna do a live show

01:01:52.760 In Tampa

01:01:53.760 I work with them

01:01:54.760 The merch business

01:01:55.760 That I do with Louis

01:01:56.760 I work with those guys

01:01:57.760 I sell their shirts

01:01:58.760 I think they're about

01:01:59.760 An hour from me

01:02:00.760 Yeah we had

01:02:01.760 We had the dude

01:02:02.760 The main guy

01:02:03.760 Royce or Mersh?

01:02:04.760 Royce

01:02:05.760 We had Royce on

01:02:06.760 We should have Mersh on 1.00

01:02:07.760 Mersh was just in my DM's last night 1.00

01:02:08.760 He's fucking 1.00

01:02:09.760 He was killing me 1.00

01:02:10.760 Yeah they're great

01:02:11.760 I figured you guys

01:02:12.760 Would be pretty well aligned

01:02:13.760 I think we're gonna do

01:02:14.760 A live show with those guys in Tampa

01:02:16.760 Either in February or March

01:02:17.760 We're trying to put it together

01:02:18.760 We're gonna be blessed

01:02:19.760 I'm gonna be there

01:02:20.760 Yeah I'll be there

01:02:21.760 Sweet

01:02:22.760 Mersh is hilarious

01:02:23.760 But he hates me

01:02:24.760 Because I'm like

01:02:25.760 I tweet seriously

01:02:26.760 It's cause you're successful 0.99

01:02:27.760 That's why I hate you too

01:02:28.760 I feel like we don't want to 0.96

01:02:29.760 Toot our own horn

01:02:30.760 But it feels like we've

01:02:31.760 The audience gonna be like 1.00

01:02:33.760 Shut the fuck up 1.00

01:02:34.760 Like we've punched above our weight 1.00

01:02:36.760 Because we've had on people

01:02:37.760 Like Alex Stein

01:02:38.760 Like right before he like

01:02:40.760 Launched

01:02:41.760 Like we had him on

01:02:42.760 And he did a live

01:02:43.760 Troll with us

01:02:44.760 Like he called into us

01:02:45.760 We've had Owen Benjamin twice

01:02:46.760 We've had Sam Tripoli 0.98

01:02:47.760 Like we've done

01:02:48.760 We've done

01:02:49.760 We've had Miles

01:02:51.760 Miles is still like the craziest

01:02:52.760 Lord Miles is like the craziest to me

01:02:53.760 That we had

01:02:54.760 I don't know if you know who that is

01:02:55.760 Before he was kidnapped

01:02:56.760 By the Taliban 0.79

01:02:57.760 And he also

01:02:58.760 He asked to come back on

01:02:59.760 He asked Top if he could

01:03:00.760 Come back on

01:03:01.760 So we're gonna have

01:03:02.760 Lord Miles on at some point again

01:03:03.760 I'm actually pretty good friends with Alex Stein

01:03:05.760 We've hung out a bunch of times

01:03:07.760 And I've been on his show

01:03:08.760 And I've been on his show

01:03:09.760 He's been on my show

01:03:10.760 Are you in Florida now?

01:03:11.760 No I'm up in New York right now

01:03:13.760 Okay

01:03:14.760 Cause Friday

01:03:15.760 If anyone's in Florida

01:03:16.760 Friday

01:03:17.760 Come to the Carnival of Combat

01:03:18.760 Wait Carl

01:03:19.760 You own two houses 1.00

01:03:21.760 Off your piece of shit podcast? 1.00

01:03:24.760 I do 1.00

01:03:25.760 I'm a banker actually

01:03:29.760 Beginning to become suspicious of this man

01:03:32.760 Sorry I cut you off Top

01:03:34.760 You were plugging

01:03:35.760 Yeah Carnival of Combat

01:03:36.760 It's gonna be in St. Pete

01:03:37.760 So if you're in Florida

01:03:38.760 Come out there

01:03:39.760 Alex Stein is fighting Harrington

01:03:40.760 Louis is fighting

01:03:43.760 While we're at it

01:03:44.760 You guys gonna do plugs?

01:03:45.760 We're sounding very pluggy

01:03:46.760 No it's not a plug

01:03:47.760 It's not a plug

01:03:48.760 I legitimately like

01:03:49.760 And if you want free tickets

01:03:50.760 Hit up top

01:03:51.760 He was giving me free tickets

01:03:52.760 He was giving Clint free tickets

01:03:53.760 Yeah just hit up top

01:03:54.760 DM him

01:03:55.760 He'll get you free tickets

01:03:56.760 It's gonna be

01:03:57.760 VIP

01:03:58.760 He said that's what he said

01:03:59.760 It's Saturday and Sunday right Top?

01:04:00.760 Yeah yeah

01:04:01.760 Friday Saturday

01:04:02.760 Well we can do

01:04:03.760 We can do one plug now

01:04:04.760 To get it in there

01:04:05.760 Wait the fights

01:04:06.760 The fights are on Friday too or no?

01:04:07.760 Stand up

01:04:08.760 I think Sam Hyde is doing stand up

01:04:09.760 At a bunch of people on Friday

01:04:11.760 Saturday's gonna be the fights

01:04:12.760 To get it in there

01:04:13.760 Before the end of the show

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01:04:15.760 To be classified as a terrorist 0.50

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01:04:42.760 Nadeau Shave Co

01:04:43.760 50% of that ad read

01:04:44.760 Because 0.99

01:04:45.760 Fucking 0.99

01:04:46.760 We let Toad read it 0.99

01:04:47.760 I know that was weird

01:04:48.760 Usually we try to

01:04:49.760 Riff on it a little bit

01:04:50.760 I actually like where he started

01:04:51.760 Because he started with

01:04:52.760 A joke from the campaign

01:04:54.760 About what terrorists have in common

01:04:56.760 With everybody

01:04:57.760 And it was beards

01:04:58.760 And so I thought that's where he was going

01:04:59.760 Was just like

01:05:00.760 Shave your beard off 0.98

01:05:01.760 About terrorists 0.99

01:05:02.760 I'm good at the segway

01:05:03.760 But then I just did the vanilla ad read

01:05:04.760 I was going to say something like 0.99

01:05:05.760 If you don't want any of those gay razors 1.00

01:05:07.760 That Harry's is putting out there 1.00

01:05:09.760 The faggots over at Harry's 1.00

01:05:10.760 Alright 1.00

01:05:11.760 Go with some of the straight razors 0.79

01:05:13.760 That you can get from the dough

01:05:14.760 Now he's just plugging another company

01:05:16.760 I think he made the right call Toad

01:05:19.760 I think he made the right call Toad

01:05:20.760 I think he made the right call

01:05:22.760 Because I left the private chat is gone for me

01:05:24.760 So I can no longer help guide you Toad

01:05:27.760 So you're going to have to handle it

01:05:28.760 Oh okay yeah

01:05:29.760 Well we're reading more of these comments here

01:05:30.760 Yeah

01:05:31.760 But yeah

01:05:32.760 Let's see

01:05:33.760 Then scroll down

01:05:35.760 I'm always amazed by the bad shows

01:05:37.760 He has managed to find

01:05:39.760 How do you do you get like is it

01:05:42.760 Whenever you're looking through 1.00

01:05:43.760 Is it mostly like 90% shit 0.99

01:05:45.760 And then just like 1.00

01:05:46.760 She said the show and everyone on it 0.93

01:05:48.760 Sucks on so many levels 0.99

01:05:50.760 Everyone on it 1.00

01:05:51.760 Jesus

01:05:52.760 Yeah we get a lot of suggestions

01:05:53.760 For podcasts to review 0.99

01:05:55.760 And 98% of them are garbage 0.99

01:05:58.760 Most podcasts are terrible 1.00

01:05:59.760 It's crazy

01:06:00.760 It's crazy whenever I do get like see clips of other shows

01:06:05.760 And it's just like man

01:06:06.760 Or like I'll just like see something

01:06:07.760 Like it'll for some reason pop up in my YouTube feed

01:06:10.760 And I'll just hop on for like two seconds just to see how it is

01:06:14.760 And it's just like the low

01:06:16.760 The weird thing is

01:06:18.760 It's the energy

01:06:19.760 It's not necessarily the content

01:06:20.760 It's like if their energy is real low

01:06:22.760 You know all of them just sitting there just talking

01:06:23.760 Just like how you would like small talk

01:06:25.760 Yeah

01:06:26.760 That's the weird

01:06:27.760 It's like there's no

01:06:28.760 You can feel the energy in podcasts

01:06:29.760 And that's the like

01:06:30.760 I don't like going on people's podcasts that their energy is low

01:06:33.760 Like I'll watch an episode before I act like I've seen their DM or whatever

01:06:38.760 And if it's boring I'll just ignore it

01:06:39.760 Cause like we were on Timcast

01:06:41.760 And honestly one of the worst experiences of my life

01:06:44.760 It was the most boring two hours of my life

01:06:47.760 I would not go back

01:06:48.760 It was that bad

01:06:50.760 And it's a big show so it's like the size doesn't really correlate to like my enjoyment

01:06:54.760 I'll be back on next November 15th

01:06:58.760 Size doesn't matter we know that

01:07:00.760 I will say I don't think

01:07:01.760 I've never thought we were like the greatest podcast or anything

01:07:04.760 But I just see so many other podcasts

01:07:07.760 I see so many other podcasts that are like semi-successful

01:07:10.760 And you're just like this is not very good

01:07:12.760 The bar is low

01:07:13.760 Yeah the bar

01:07:14.760 I'm like well I'm having fun

01:07:16.760 Carl hasn't experienced one of our moments

01:07:18.760 We have these periodic moments that are unbelievably fun

01:07:21.760 Guys there's hope

01:07:22.760 Carl has two houses off of his podcast

01:07:25.760 Yeah

01:07:26.760 He has two houses off of reviewing bad podcasts

01:07:28.760 There's no way we're not going to get one house

01:07:30.760 Come on

01:07:31.760 Off of being the bad podcast

01:07:35.760 Someone else said this is ski mask level comedy

01:07:38.760 I don't know what that means

01:07:40.760 Do you know what that reference is to Carl?

01:07:41.760 Ski mask level comedy 0.84

01:07:42.760 Yes

01:07:43.760 Ski mask is one of the characters in kind of the world that I live in 0.60

01:07:47.760 The Kevin Brennan world

01:07:48.760 Misery Loves Company

01:07:49.760 I don't know if you know that guy

01:07:51.760 Ski mask is a guest on his show and he has a show

01:07:54.760 Ski mask collective

01:07:55.760 I don't know whatever 1.00

01:07:56.760 It sucks ass right 0.98

01:07:57.760 I thought they meant they'd watch the faceless episode of our show 0.99

01:08:01.760 Hey that was a good episode

01:08:02.760 That was a great episode actually

01:08:03.760 You should review

01:08:04.760 Not what they meant 0.90

01:08:05.760 He's insane

01:08:06.760 Review faceless's show 1.00

01:08:07.760 Faceless on fucking YouTube 0.99

01:08:09.760 Very high production quality 1.00

01:08:11.760 He's a schizo 1.00

01:08:12.760 It's one of the

01:08:13.760 There's something about production quality

01:08:15.760 Like

01:08:16.760 In podcasts

01:08:17.760 And this might be

01:08:18.760 For the amount of viewers he has

01:08:20.760 And the amount of content he puts out

01:08:22.760 His production quality

01:08:23.760 Is 0.88

01:08:24.760 One of the highest I've ever seen

01:08:26.760 It's insane

01:08:27.760 The guy just like

01:08:28.760 I would pay so much money

01:08:29.760 If you would stop blowing other podcasts

01:08:30.760 Like halfway through the show 1.00

01:08:31.760 This fucking Wendy Goon and Ski Mask 1.00

01:08:34.760 Hey Wendy Goon put out another banger episode today on Ted K 1.00

01:08:37.760 Go watch it

01:08:38.760 It's so good

01:08:39.760 I never 0.74

01:08:40.760 I didn't know that Ted Kaczynski was so bad at killing people

01:08:42.760 This guy's not paying 0.88

01:08:43.760 It's actually ridiculous how bad he was at blowing up people

01:08:46.760 And how scared people were

01:08:47.760 He only killed like what?

01:08:48.760 Like three people

01:08:49.760 Promo code Tower Gang

01:08:50.760 Did Ted K kill only like three or four people?

01:08:53.760 Was that like the end up?

01:08:54.760 Not many

01:08:55.760 And he sent out like 20 bombs

01:08:56.760 Yeah

01:08:57.760 And he kills three?

01:08:58.760 Like that's not even like

01:08:59.760 Dude I'm batting a Ted K hit rate over there

01:09:03.760 You are it's true

01:09:04.760 Like it's

01:09:05.760 You're actually better

01:09:06.760 Yo Carl you wanna get super meta?

01:09:08.760 Review this guy's podcast

01:09:09.760 He has a podcast

01:09:11.760 His podcast only reviews libertarian podcasts

01:09:17.760 That would actually be very funny 1.00

01:09:18.760 Can you imagine how small your dick has to be to do that? 1.00

01:09:24.760 Microscopic 1.00

01:09:25.760 Alright look

01:09:26.760 How many more of these

01:09:27.760 I don't

01:09:28.760 You're not scrolling

01:09:29.760 So it doesn't do me any good

01:09:30.760 I scrolled already

01:09:31.760 He's really the worst producer ever

01:09:32.760 It's

01:09:33.760 I feel bad

01:09:34.760 You could probably zoom in a little bit too

01:09:35.760 You would think

01:09:37.760 Oh my god

01:09:38.760 He figured it out

01:09:39.760 Alright here we go

01:09:40.760 Here we go

01:09:41.760 There's a clear difference between I don't care edgy

01:09:42.760 And I'm gonna try so hard to make people mad edgy toad

01:09:44.760 There is nothing worse than people forcing themselves to be edgy toad 0.55

01:09:47.760 Toad

01:09:48.760 Keep going

01:09:49.760 Keep going

01:09:50.760 Yeah these are

01:09:51.760 These are some good points right here

01:09:52.760 If you're listening to a podcast and everyone's talking over each other such that you think you have two tabs running

01:09:58.760 Just never give them a second more of your time 1.00

01:10:00.760 Fuck you dude 1.00

01:10:01.760 That's true 1.00

01:10:02.760 Toad

01:10:03.760 And then this happened

01:10:04.760 Fair point

01:10:05.760 And then my buddy did this

01:10:06.760 And then they said that

01:10:07.760 Truly like a child telling a lie

01:10:08.760 Oh that's cool

01:10:09.760 That's how we started the show

01:10:10.760 Yes

01:10:11.760 Bullshit though 0.97

01:10:12.760 Cause all the stories that are being told are true 1.00

01:10:14.760 If it's toad

01:10:15.760 That's the true case

01:10:16.760 Yeah but the way Cole tells stories

01:10:18.760 It is like a child

01:10:19.760 And it does sound like he's lying

01:10:20.760 So it makes sense

01:10:21.760 He's not lying though

01:10:22.760 But the problem is

01:10:23.760 It's 100% true

01:10:24.760 I'm probably leaving out details that would be funnier

01:10:27.760 Because I just don't

01:10:28.760 Tower Gang would have been cool to me when I was 13 for like 5 minutes

01:10:31.760 Thanks bro

01:10:32.760 I don't know

01:10:33.760 That's a combo

01:10:34.760 This would have been what I would have found funny when I was 13

01:10:35.760 But I have a serious outlet too

01:10:37.760 They make Tom Myers look like Richard Pryor

01:10:40.760 No

01:10:41.760 Oh

01:10:42.760 You guys know Tom Myers?

01:10:43.760 No

01:10:44.760 You need to

01:10:45.760 There's

01:10:46.760 Again I'm sorry but there's a great

01:10:47.760 It's a

01:10:48.760 That's a really harsh insult then

01:10:50.760 Jesus Christ 0.96

01:10:51.760 Wait we make a Jew look black? 1.00

01:10:53.760 Maybe that's a compliment 0.97

01:10:55.760 I don't know

01:10:56.760 Jesus Christ

01:10:57.760 Oh boy

01:10:58.760 Much like Chrissy Mare

01:10:59.760 These guys have proven they don't have the guts to tell certain jokes around people

01:11:02.760 Which means you know they're not much of jokes and pretty much just being a racist

01:11:07.760 If not by all means 0.99

01:11:08.760 No we've said crazy shit around everybody 0.99

01:11:10.760 Yeah what the fuck does that 0.99

01:11:11.760 I don't even know what that means 1.00

01:11:12.760 We did say shit like we talked to actually Chrissy Mare about like about all this shit 1.00

01:11:17.760 No I think he's talking about like live shit 0.99

01:11:19.760 We've done some live shit like two people 0.98

01:11:21.760 They're making the point that we wouldn't talk like this around other people in public 0.97

01:11:25.760 Oh they clearly never got taught

01:11:27.760 I basically do 0.99

01:11:28.760 Well for one like also no shit 0.99

01:11:30.760 Even if you do talk like this with your boys like yeah you don't just do that in public 0.99

01:11:34.760 Like I have a wife and kids like that'd be weird

01:11:36.760 Oh I do this in the gym 0.97

01:11:37.760 I'll just start telling Cole's like sex stories in the gym

01:11:40.760 People just look at me like I'm crazy whatever 1.00

01:11:42.760 Fuck it 1.00

01:11:43.760 But I have buddies and this is how we usually shoot the shit 1.00

01:11:47.760 This kind of vibe so 0.99

01:11:48.760 Alright I'm done looking at these comments

01:11:49.760 Alright

01:11:50.760 Yeah

01:11:51.760 Oh really cause that next one

01:11:52.760 Oh yeah he did

01:11:53.760 Mark random

01:11:54.760 Yeah the next one is Mark random coming after me

01:11:56.760 Or coming after us

01:11:58.760 Oh yeah

01:12:00.760 I'm a simple boy

01:12:01.760 I see Mark random I watch the video

01:12:03.760 P.S. watch out for who are these podcasts because Mark's looking for you

01:12:07.760 I'd be a little concerned honestly

01:12:09.760 Oh wait wait wait

01:12:13.760 Yeah Mark was on rap a few times after they found him

01:12:15.760 He was a mental case and they did 0.98

01:12:17.760 I can't read it anymore 1.00

01:12:18.760 What the fuck did 0.99

01:12:19.760 You just took it off 1.00

01:12:20.760 You have one job

01:12:21.760 No I didn't

01:12:22.760 No I did not

01:12:23.760 That's not me dude

01:12:25.760 That was me

01:12:26.760 Blame you

01:12:27.760 Oh okay 1.00

01:12:28.760 Motherfucker 1.00

01:12:29.760 He was a mental case and they did kind of have him on 1.00

01:12:32.760 And he did sabotage himself

01:12:33.760 Lewis did try to help him cause he then went dark and mental

01:12:37.760 But I think kind of moved on from him cause of his mental issues

01:12:41.760 That was just a lot of misspelling

01:12:42.760 Sorry yeah

01:12:43.760 We get the point 0.76

01:12:44.760 They think that Mark random really does have real mental issues 0.68

01:12:46.760 We do too

01:12:48.760 I think they're applying we're enabling him somehow

01:12:50.760 And we kind of are I guess but

01:12:52.760 No we're not enabling him 0.99

01:12:53.760 We're his fucking best friends 0.99

01:12:55.760 This is true 0.99

01:12:56.760 That like go watch

01:12:57.760 There's a ghost gum video about Tom Myers

01:12:59.760 And he goes into the come town thing

01:13:01.760 And it's the guy is

01:13:02.760 Honestly we should watch him a little bit

01:13:04.760 He literally will get up and just say like

01:13:07.760 He has the structure of a joke

01:13:09.760 But there's zero punchline

01:13:10.760 Right

01:13:11.760 And just say or the punchline means nothing

01:13:13.760 He has the confidence of a comic

01:13:15.760 He gets up on stage

01:13:16.760 And he tells a joke

01:13:17.760 And it sounds like a comic

01:13:18.760 If you were an alien

01:13:19.760 Or even if you were just from Spain

01:13:21.760 And you just heard someone talk like this

01:13:22.760 You'd be like

01:13:23.760 Sounds like a comic

01:13:24.760 He's got the cadence

01:13:25.760 But he has no punchlines

01:13:26.760 No jokes

01:13:27.760 And the best part is

01:13:28.760 You guys would love this about Tom Myers

01:13:29.760 He does a podcast called Tom Myers versus the rest of the world

01:13:32.760 I clip it all the time

01:13:33.760 It's the most libtard show you've ever heard 1.00

01:13:36.760 His whole understanding of politics

01:13:38.760 He's a big political guy 0.82

01:13:39.760 Is that Republicans are racist 0.86

01:13:41.760 And Democrats are good

01:13:43.760 That's all he knows about politics 1.00

01:13:44.760 He's such an idiot 1.00

01:13:45.760 It's so funny 1.00

01:13:47.760 Because it's almost like if you gave an AI

01:13:50.760 Like five minutes of like a comedy set

01:13:53.760 And you're like

01:13:54.760 Alright now you figure out comedy

01:13:56.760 The AI

01:13:57.760 It would spit out like Tom

01:13:58.760 It just gets the very semblance of a structure

01:14:02.760 And confidence of being a stand up comic

01:14:05.760 With none of the jokes

01:14:06.760 And it's hilarious to watch

01:14:08.760 If you like the anti-joke

01:14:11.760 But you want to go even further down the line

01:14:13.760 Yeah

01:14:14.760 Perfect for you

01:14:15.760 He's worth checking in on guys

01:14:16.760 Definitely

01:14:17.760 Is he doing it intentionally?

01:14:18.760 Is that just the thing?

01:14:19.760 No, that's the point

01:14:20.760 He's not

01:14:21.760 He gets pissed about it

01:14:22.760 When we goof on him

01:14:23.760 He gets very butthurt about it

01:14:25.760 And he gets run on social media

01:14:26.760 He's very loud about it

01:14:27.760 Why does he get into stage time?

01:14:28.760 No, no, no

01:14:29.760 I don't understand

01:14:30.760 Why does he get stage time?

01:14:31.760 Dude, you know

01:14:32.760 He goes on the open mics

01:14:33.760 He does open mic stuff

01:14:34.760 But he does stuff with DatFan

01:14:36.760 He does a bunch of DatFan and friend shows

01:14:38.760 Oh yeah, DatFan

01:14:39.760 He was doing them on Zoom for a while

01:14:41.760 During the pandemic 0.96

01:14:42.760 Yo, isn't DatFan the one that tried to fuck Tony Hinchcliffe over? 0.96

01:14:46.760 No, that's a different 0.96

01:14:47.760 I know who you're talking about

01:14:48.760 I forget that guy's name

01:14:49.760 Yeah, I'm kinda racist

01:14:50.760 But DatFan's the guy who won the first season of that last comic standing

01:14:54.760 And he's not funny at all

01:14:55.760 Yeah

01:14:56.760 And my buddy

01:14:57.760 Blind Mike Geary

01:14:58.760 Who used to be at Barstool

01:15:00.760 He went

01:15:01.760 He's from Boston

01:15:02.760 But he drove all the way down

01:15:03.760 Is he gay by chance? 0.99

01:15:04.760 No, that's the 0.94

01:15:05.760 That's the other

01:15:06.760 Blind Mike

01:15:07.760 Boston, yeah, represent

01:15:08.760 So yeah, he drove down to see DatFan and Tom Myers do a comedy show outside of Baltimore

01:15:13.760 And it was incredible because DatFan is maybe the worst comic to ever exist

01:15:19.760 But Tom Myers had like a whole group of people there rooting for him and like over laughing at all his jokes

01:15:25.760 Because there's a lot of people who have now tried to like build up Tom Myers

01:15:30.760 So when Tom Myers tweets up they'll be like

01:15:31.760 Yes, king!

01:15:32.760 This guy gets it! 0.99

01:15:33.760 He's killing it!

01:15:34.760 It's really funny

01:15:35.760 It's fun to watch

01:15:36.760 It's one of the best things the internet has done of where they can

01:15:39.760 The internet can realize when somebody is like a meme and like and so they'll make it funny

01:15:44.760 But the guy does not understand it

01:15:46.760 Yeah

01:15:47.760 Or like he refuses to or he has this weird like complex where he like he actually thinks he's funny

01:15:52.760 And so for years

01:15:53.760 This is like Toad

01:15:54.760 Toad is taking his presidential run very seriously

01:15:56.760 Yes, the lack of self-awareness

01:15:57.760 Yes

01:15:58.760 Much like Toad, yes

01:15:59.760 It's actually

01:16:00.760 Could you pull up the penetrated by 100 men, please?

01:16:01.760 It's really funny because like he had this beef like Comtown 1.00

01:16:05.760 Or they had beef

01:16:06.760 Him and Comtown had beef

01:16:07.760 But it was all stemming from I think

01:16:09.760 I can't remember which one was on Comtown what it was

01:16:11.760 But like one time

01:16:14.760 Like he gave him a beer and the guy refused 1.00

01:16:17.760 And so Tom Myers from then on was like fuck these guys 0.99

01:16:20.760 And he was like the only reason they don't like me is because I refused a beer from him one time 0.99

01:16:24.760 Or like

01:16:25.760 And so like

01:16:26.760 Yeah

01:16:27.760 And so Comtown has like hours of compilations of where they're ragging this guy

01:16:31.760 And he just goes like

01:16:32.760 You're just mad because like I didn't buy you a drink

01:16:35.760 Like that's all it was

01:16:36.760 He refuses to acknowledge he's terrible at comedy

01:16:38.760 That's what's so great about him

01:16:39.760 It's amazing

01:16:40.760 He really thinks he's good at it 0.90

01:16:41.760 He's terrible

01:16:42.760 He's got a bunch of ironic fans now

01:16:43.760 So he's never gonna figure it out

01:16:44.760 Yeah

01:16:45.760 Yes

01:16:46.760 And it's just inflating the ego

01:16:47.760 And he has a very large ego too 0.87

01:16:49.760 That's the mad

01:16:50.760 That must be the maddening part of your job

01:16:51.760 Where you're like accurately diagnosing a lot of these podcasts 1.00

01:16:54.760 But there's so many people that consume this shit 0.98

01:16:57.760 That you can have an audience 1.00

01:16:58.760 A large audience with

01:17:00.760 In any corner of the world

01:17:01.760 It's bizarre

01:17:02.760 I honestly don't get upset

01:17:04.760 When other people are successful at podcasting

01:17:06.760 This is the thing that's odd to me

01:17:08.760 When people get

01:17:09.760 Oh you're just jealous of me 0.99

01:17:10.760 I'm like I don't give a fuck 0.99

01:17:11.760 I'm doing fine 0.96

01:17:12.760 I'm not jealous of anyone else

01:17:13.760 And what they're doing

01:17:14.760 What I love are the people like Tom Myers

01:17:17.760 Or Stuttering John Melendez

01:17:18.760 Or even Opie from Opie and Anthony

01:17:20.760 These are people we talk about on the reg

01:17:23.760 And they never get it

01:17:24.760 They have no self-awareness

01:17:25.760 We make fun of them for the different things

01:17:28.760 But often the same things over and over again

01:17:30.760 And they sit there and they go

01:17:31.760 I don't know what he's talking about

01:17:33.760 This is a great show

01:17:34.760 They never learn from their mistakes

01:17:35.760 It's fantastic

01:17:36.760 No I'm definitely self-aware 0.99

01:17:38.760 I am aware that I suck 0.99

01:17:39.760 And that the world would be better off without me 1.00

01:17:42.760 Alright

01:17:43.760 We're getting there

01:17:44.760 That made me feel bad

01:17:45.760 I didn't like that

01:17:46.760 Could you please pull up Penetrated by 100 men please

01:17:49.760 Yeah

01:17:50.760 Said that both George W. Bush and his father 1.00

01:17:56.760 Had anal sex with 100 men 1.00

01:17:59.760 How do you know that? 1.00

01:18:00.760 Because they are part of the well-known fraternal group

01:18:04.760 Out of Yale University

01:18:06.760 Known as Skull and Bones

01:18:08.760 And it's public knowledge

01:18:10.760 That the Skull and Bones organization

01:18:12.760 In order to be initiated

01:18:14.760 First of all

01:18:15.760 You had to lie in a casket 0.99

01:18:16.760 And let men urinate on you 1.00

01:18:19.760 And then a part of the process 0.99

01:18:21.760 You had to stand in a circular

01:18:22.760 If you will

01:18:23.760 Masturbation squad

01:18:25.760 To be a part of Skull and Bones

01:18:27.760 And then you also had to be penetrated

01:18:29.760 By the elder persons in Skull and Bones

01:18:32.760 Everybody knows this as public knowledge

01:18:34.760 And George Bush Senior

01:18:35.760 And George Bush Senior

01:18:36.760 And George Bush Junior

01:18:37.760 Are bona fide members of Skull and Bones

01:18:39.760 That means they have been penetrated

01:18:41.760 Bonafide

01:18:42.760 By at least 100 men 0.96

01:18:43.760 In their anus area 0.95

01:18:44.760 And how do you know that it's 100? 0.81

01:18:45.760 Might it have been 95?

01:18:47.760 Well it could have been less

01:18:49.760 But generally that's the number

01:18:51.760 That kind of gets the attention of everybody

01:18:53.760 Of course

01:18:54.760 He's like that's really not the point here

01:18:55.760 It could have been none also right?

01:18:57.760 No it could not have been none

01:18:59.760 It could not have been none

01:19:00.760 It could not have been none

01:19:01.760 No

01:19:02.760 Because Skull and Bones will not accept you

01:19:04.760 Without that practice

01:19:05.760 It's hideous

01:19:06.760 But that's what they do

01:19:07.760 That's what these fraternities do 0.97

01:19:09.760 Some do even worse than that

01:19:11.760 But yes George Bush

01:19:12.760 Has been penetrated by other men 0.99

01:19:14.760 And has also been doused in semen of other men 0.97

01:19:18.760 While he lie in a casket 0.99

01:19:20.760 Other men have masturbated in his face 1.00

01:19:23.760 Sounds like quite an evening 1.00

01:19:24.760 Hey

01:19:25.760 That's as great as it is

01:19:27.760 That's as great as it is

01:19:28.760 That's as great as it is

01:19:33.760 I got a question 0.73

01:19:34.760 Is it gay? 0.99

01:19:36.760 Is it gay? 0.99

01:19:37.760 Is it gay? 0.99

01:19:38.760 Is it gay? 0.99

01:19:39.760 I wasn't playing I'm playing this game 0.98

01:19:40.760 Is it gay if it's only to control the gore? 0.99

01:19:42.760 Yeah that's what I'm saying 0.97

01:19:43.760 It's not gay 1.00

01:19:45.760 It's a transaction guys 1.00

01:19:47.760 It's like I get cummed on 0.97

01:19:48.760 And then I also get millions of dollars 0.93

01:19:50.760 And control of the greatest superpower the world has ever seen

01:19:53.760 Right 0.99

01:19:54.760 I get cummed on 0.99

01:19:55.760 And I also get global domination 0.99

01:19:57.760 Yeah 0.93

01:19:58.760 That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life 1.00

01:20:00.760 People say 0.97

01:20:02.760 I get dominated for a short period of time

01:20:04.760 And then I'm able to dominate everybody for an extended period of time

01:20:07.760 That's the trade off

01:20:08.760 That's a decent trade off

01:20:09.760 Well hold on a second

01:20:10.760 There's people who go through this ritual

01:20:12.760 Who just become the secretary of transportation or something

01:20:15.760 They don't all become presidents

01:20:17.760 That's true

01:20:18.760 You guys realize that

01:20:19.760 I love that you actually named Pete Buttigieg's job

01:20:21.760 And he's

01:20:23.760 I think he did that

01:20:24.760 He did that intentionally

01:20:25.760 This guy gets it

01:20:26.760 Yeah

01:20:27.760 Pete Buttigieg enjoyed the whole process

01:20:29.760 Yeah he was too enthusiastic about it

01:20:31.760 They're like whatever

01:20:32.760 It wasn't even a trade off for him 0.99

01:20:34.760 I think it depends on the number of dicks you get 0.99

01:20:36.760 Maybe it's like a 0.99

01:20:37.760 Like you have to get in 1.00

01:20:38.760 You have to do the one dick 1.00

01:20:39.760 But if you get to a hundred dicks 1.00

01:20:40.760 You become president 0.78

01:20:41.760 Well

01:20:42.760 And so like George H.W. and George W. were like

01:20:43.760 You're a king dick 0.99

01:20:44.760 Yeah 0.99

01:20:45.760 They were like

01:20:46.760 And they tell you this

01:20:47.760 And they were like 0.99

01:20:48.760 We'll just take the hundred dicks 1.00

01:20:49.760 We're gonna make it 0.96

01:20:50.760 No no no

01:20:51.760 But this is the reason that Buttigieg got the

01:20:52.760 The traffic control job or whatever

01:20:54.760 It's cause he was like

01:20:55.760 He didn't actually put up a fight

01:20:56.760 He was just like

01:20:57.760 He's like a hundred?

01:20:58.760 Let's go

01:20:59.760 We don't have to negotiate

01:21:00.760 Like this guy knows how to run trains

01:21:02.760 Here's how it goes

01:21:03.760 Here's how it goes

01:21:04.760 You have all these dudes at Bohemian Grove

01:21:06.760 And they're like

01:21:07.760 They're looking at the chart

01:21:08.760 And they're like

01:21:09.760 I think I could do 15

01:21:10.760 15 is like you know

01:21:11.760 City counselor

01:21:12.760 And they're like

01:21:13.760 Alright so if he gets to 15

01:21:14.760 He gets city counselor

01:21:15.760 If he gets to 14 and falls out

01:21:17.760 He's gone forever

01:21:18.760 That's probably how they cycle it through

01:21:20.760 I interviewed the guy who allegedly

01:21:22.760 Had sexual relations with Barack Obama

01:21:25.760 Yeah

01:21:26.760 And now

01:21:27.760 After hearing that story from that lovely gentleman

01:21:29.760 I'm starting to think maybe he's telling the truth

01:21:31.760 I think all of this is true

01:21:32.760 And by the way

01:21:33.760 You guys probably don't know this

01:21:35.760 Because I've never mentioned it

01:21:36.760 But at my college

01:21:37.760 We had to do it 1.00

01:21:38.760 You got fucked by a hundred guys 1.00

01:21:39.760 My college returned 1.00

01:21:41.760 And you didn't tell us until now

01:21:42.760 I would be so mad

01:21:43.760 I love the thought

01:21:44.760 Because working off of what Top said 0.99

01:21:46.760 He thought if he got to 15 dicks

01:21:48.760 He would have made it on an actually good podcast 0.96

01:21:50.760 He got to 14 dicks 0.55

01:21:51.760 And they were like 0.73

01:21:52.760 You gotta do Tower Gang

01:21:53.760 And he's like

01:21:54.760 15 would have been Burt Kreischer's producer

01:21:56.760 He just missed

01:21:57.760 That's why I'm here

01:21:59.760 We had the Skull and Bones Society

01:22:01.760 At my school

01:22:03.760 And the thing was that

01:22:05.760 So these people all dressed in like

01:22:07.760 Like black hooded robes

01:22:10.760 And they wore like skull masks

01:22:12.760 And you'd see them around at night

01:22:13.760 And they'd congregate at this old robotics lab

01:22:16.760 That we had called the Skull Tomb

01:22:18.760 I hope I don't dox myself

01:22:20.760 Keep in mind this is all made up

01:22:21.760 But go on

01:22:22.760 No this is all true

01:22:23.760 If there was a secret society

01:22:25.760 You wouldn't know about it

01:22:26.760 I know that for a fact

01:22:27.760 I lived right

01:22:28.760 I lived kind of near where the Skull Tomb was

01:22:30.760 And the thing was

01:22:31.760 They would find

01:22:32.760 Toad I just want to interrupt you real quick

01:22:33.760 Is there going to be a point to this story?

01:22:35.760 Because we're learning

01:22:36.760 Does it go anywhere?

01:22:37.760 Real quick

01:22:38.760 I gotta point out some analysis here

01:22:40.760 Toad the way he tells stories

01:22:42.760 You would think he was telling the truth

01:22:44.760 And Cole is the opposite

01:22:45.760 The way he tells it 1.00

01:22:46.760 Because he's a retard 1.00

01:22:47.760 It's the complete opposite 1.00

01:22:49.760 Toad's the liar 0.78

01:22:50.760 And Cole like can't 0.97

01:22:51.760 Toad makes up boring stories

01:22:52.760 And Cole actually buries the lead on real things

01:22:55.760 I got it

01:22:56.760 None of what I've said is a lie anyway

01:22:59.760 Toad gives way too many details

01:23:01.760 Is the problem that you know he's lying

01:23:03.760 Toad's explaining karate kid

01:23:06.760 When all the bullies beat him up in the bathroom

01:23:09.760 I'm autistic

01:23:10.760 I think you need to know this

01:23:11.760 Carl

01:23:12.760 Hold on

01:23:13.760 Hold on Toad please

01:23:14.760 I'm sorry

01:23:15.760 But Carl

01:23:16.760 Toad has told us that he weighed 45 pounds in 8th grade 0.98

01:23:17.760 This is how much of a pathological liar he is 0.98

01:23:19.760 Yeah I did 0.99

01:23:20.760 Less than

01:23:21.760 No not in 8th grade

01:23:22.760 No no no

01:23:23.760 When I was 8th grade

01:23:24.760 I was going to say when you had Doogie Howser or were you 7th?

01:23:25.760 And it started as like 30-35

01:23:27.760 No no no

01:23:28.760 But then we pressed him on it

01:23:29.760 And it became like

01:23:30.760 I don't know

01:23:31.760 I just was like that was a

01:23:32.760 I don't know like 40

01:23:33.760 That's just a number I threw out

01:23:34.760 When I was 8 years old

01:23:35.760 When I was 8 years old

01:23:36.760 When I was 8 years old

01:23:37.760 That's an amazing comment

01:23:39.760 There's no point

01:23:40.760 Oh he's mad now

01:23:43.760 Oh he's mad now

01:23:44.760 He got his mother to lie for him 0.53

01:23:46.760 She's telling the truth

01:23:47.760 She doesn't lie

01:23:48.760 Yes Toad was

01:23:49.760 He was 45 pounds in 3rd grade

01:23:51.760 She's a very honest woman

01:23:52.760 He was 45 pounds and just filled with my breast milk

01:23:55.760 I was like no

01:23:56.760 She never breastfed me 0.87

01:23:57.760 Which is why I have that fetish 1.00

01:23:58.760 What a bitch 1.00

01:23:59.760 Yeah it sucks 1.00

01:24:00.760 Yo alright 1.00

01:24:02.760 Why didn't you fucking pledge for the fucking skull and bones? 1.00

01:24:04.760 You don't know 1.00

01:24:05.760 This is not

01:24:06.760 That's not how it works

01:24:07.760 So they have to

01:24:08.760 They have to tap you

01:24:09.760 That's what they call it

01:24:10.760 Tapping you

01:24:11.760 They have to

01:24:12.760 A hundred times apparently

01:24:13.760 They have to deem you worthy

01:24:14.760 And at night

01:24:15.760 Well I don't know if it's at night or not

01:24:16.760 Well whenever it might be

01:24:18.760 They secretly come up to you

01:24:20.760 And they

01:24:21.760 One of them like

01:24:22.760 Yeah comes up behind you

01:24:23.760 And taps you

01:24:24.760 And then you become

01:24:25.760 A hundred times

01:24:26.760 The skull and bones

01:24:27.760 And you're never allowed to tell anybody

01:24:28.760 That you're a member of it

01:24:29.760 I love the

01:24:30.760 That's how it works

01:24:31.760 Oh this is great

01:24:32.760 Because Toad definitely was in it

01:24:33.760 But he just didn't realize it 1.00

01:24:34.760 They just kept fucking him in the ass 1.00

01:24:35.760 And he just kept doing the show up 1.00

01:24:37.760 And they kept coming up 1.00

01:24:38.760 And fuck him in the ass 1.00

01:24:39.760 And he was like 1.00

01:24:40.760 These guys are doing it all over campus

01:24:41.760 Like we're in a super secret group

01:24:43.760 Right guys

01:24:44.760 Like yeah you can't tell anyone

01:24:45.760 What are you doing

01:24:47.760 If this is one of the most secret organizations

01:24:49.760 In like American history 1.00

01:24:50.760 Why would they walk around with these fucking masks? 1.00

01:24:52.760 In public 1.00

01:24:53.760 And hang out in the computer lab 0.99

01:24:55.760 Or whatever the fuck you said 1.00

01:24:57.760 And he said 1.00

01:24:58.760 They'd have a spot off campus

01:24:59.760 Trust me

01:25:00.760 Well it was

01:25:02.760 It was a building

01:25:03.760 That used to be the robotics lab

01:25:04.760 But it was like this ancient

01:25:06.760 Like stone building

01:25:07.760 Are you sure you didn't just look outside

01:25:09.760 Your dorm window on Halloween one night?

01:25:11.760 What school did you go to?

01:25:12.760 There was an ancient building

01:25:14.760 You're in Egypt?

01:25:15.760 What are you talking about?

01:25:16.760 I think Poe is either lying 1.00

01:25:17.760 Or he was gas lit into getting fucked 0.99

01:25:19.760 Like when are we having our first meeting guys? 0.99

01:25:22.760 We're like

01:25:23.760 Just check your email

01:25:24.760 I never said I was a skull

01:25:26.760 I never said I was in skull and bones

01:25:28.760 I'm not allowed

01:25:29.760 Of course you didn't

01:25:30.760 You can't admit it

01:25:31.760 I'm not allowed to say whether or not I was

01:25:32.760 You would see the skull and bones

01:25:34.760 Toad is the type of dude

01:25:35.760 And that's why he says he's still a virgin

01:25:37.760 You would see them at night 1.00

01:25:38.760 Because he can't say that he got fucked by skull and bones 0.99

01:25:40.760 Can you imagine if the only time you ever had sex was a hundred dudes? 1.00

01:25:43.760 Toad are you a Freemason? 0.99

01:25:45.760 Are you in like the

01:25:47.760 A Mason?

01:25:48.760 No 1.00

01:25:49.760 I feel like he'd be one of the dudes to be one of these fucking Freemasons 0.99

01:25:51.760 Whether he is or not he would say no 0.98

01:25:53.760 What college you go to Toad?

01:25:55.760 I would prefer to not say

01:25:58.760 What?

01:25:59.760 Really?

01:26:00.760 Yeah

01:26:01.760 Yeah

01:26:02.760 He says the n-word on the internet

01:26:03.760 I know!

01:26:04.760 Your face is on the internet

01:26:05.760 You're wildly offensive to most of the population

01:26:09.760 You won't say what school you went to

01:26:10.760 Who cares?

01:26:11.760 You literally will

01:26:12.760 They all watch the show

01:26:13.760 Screaming racial slurs randomly

01:26:14.760 So

01:26:15.760 I'm guessing it's a Division 3 school that you're embarrassed by

01:26:18.760 Is that what we're hearing here?

01:26:20.760 It is Division 3 and I'm not embarrassed by it

01:26:23.760 He doxxed himself by running for president

01:26:25.760 And then there was a poll

01:26:26.760 They were like

01:26:27.760 They did like a straw poll of like

01:26:28.760 Would you vote for this person?

01:26:29.760 He was like nobody voted for me

01:26:30.760 Because they didn't recognize my real name

01:26:32.760 But how'd they get my real name?

01:26:33.760 I was like well because you

01:26:34.760 You paid a bunch of money

01:26:35.760 You gave up to them

01:26:36.760 You gave up to them

01:26:38.760 Jesus Christ

01:26:39.760 I do have this clip

01:26:40.760 And I want to show it to y'all

01:26:41.760 This is Tom Myers' best

01:26:43.760 Oh yes!

01:26:44.760 This is great!

01:26:45.760 This is his best joke

01:26:46.760 And it's uh

01:26:47.760 Play it

01:26:48.760 Just see if you get it

01:26:49.760 What's you guys doing tonight?

01:26:50.760 Everybody having a good time so far?

01:26:51.760 Yeah!

01:26:52.760 I'm in kind of a weird mood myself

01:26:54.760 I was on my way down here

01:26:55.760 I stopped at a convenience store

01:26:57.760 I'm waiting in line to pay

01:26:59.760 And the guy in front of me

01:27:00.760 Puts down a dozen donuts

01:27:02.760 Two big bags of Doritos

01:27:04.760 One of those cheapo one gallon bottles

01:27:06.760 Of the generic brand fruit punch

01:27:08.760 And a nasty old rotting banana

01:27:12.760 And he turns to the clerk and says to him

01:27:14.760 My girlfriend just had an operation

01:27:16.760 She can only eat certain things 0.65

01:27:18.760 I look at him

01:27:21.760 I look at him

01:27:22.760 I look at him

01:27:23.760 And I go

01:27:24.760 Yeah right

01:27:25.760 Why don't you have a bong hit transplant? 1.00

01:27:30.760 Tommy!

01:27:31.760 The king!

01:27:34.760 That guy's in here right now

01:27:35.760 Isn't he? 0.99

01:27:36.760 Oh shit 1.00

01:27:37.760 What the fuck? 1.00

01:27:38.760 That's a legendary joke 1.00

01:27:42.760 The bong hit transplant 0.99

01:27:43.760 Anyone who knows Tom Myers

01:27:44.760 You mention those three words

01:27:46.760 They'll know exactly what you're talking about

01:27:47.760 If bong hit transplant 0.78

01:27:48.760 It's like

01:27:49.760 What?

01:27:50.760 As you can tell

01:27:51.760 He looks like Dice Clay

01:27:52.760 He is like

01:27:54.760 He has the full

01:27:56.760 He has the confidence

01:27:57.760 And he just goes

01:27:58.760 Bong hit transplant 0.99

01:27:59.760 My favorite part though

01:28:00.760 Is the open

01:28:01.760 He walks up

01:28:02.760 He goes

01:28:03.760 How you guys doing tonight?

01:28:04.760 Yeah I'm feeling kind of weird too

01:28:05.760 It's like

01:28:06.760 What?

01:28:07.760 Also

01:28:08.760 The details in that story

01:28:09.760 I've seen him tell that joke many times

01:28:11.760 It's always exactly the same

01:28:13.760 The dozen donuts

01:28:14.760 The off brand fruit punch

01:28:16.760 The banana that's rotting

01:28:18.760 Like whatever

01:28:19.760 Get to the point

01:28:20.760 It's genius Carl 0.99

01:28:21.760 It's fucking 0.97

01:28:22.760 If he was doing this on purpose 0.99

01:28:24.760 It's very

01:28:25.760 That's very hard to write

01:28:26.760 I don't think he is

01:28:27.760 It's not

01:28:28.760 It's like if Toad got in his stand up

01:28:29.760 And he would just be like

01:28:30.760 He would use certain words

01:28:31.760 And he'd notice certain patterns

01:28:32.760 And be like

01:28:33.760 Well I notice if I say 0.94

01:28:34.760 Nigger here 1.00

01:28:35.760 And then faggot 1.00

01:28:36.760 And then dyke 1.00

01:28:37.760 And this collaboration of words

01:28:38.760 And like

01:28:39.760 They laugh

01:28:40.760 I'm gonna be honest

01:28:41.760 He wouldn't realize it was ironic

01:28:42.760 You know

01:28:43.760 I honestly believe that Toad

01:28:45.760 Would be a better stand up comic

01:28:46.760 Than that guy

01:28:47.760 Dude I told you

01:28:48.760 We all would

01:28:49.760 Jesus Christ

01:28:50.760 I've done it a few times

01:28:51.760 This isn't hard

01:28:52.760 Yeah

01:28:53.760 It's just like

01:28:54.760 He has

01:28:55.760 If he was like an RPG character

01:28:58.760 He has 100

01:28:59.760 Like he's maxed out his confidence

01:29:01.760 And everything else is at zero

01:29:03.760 And he was just like

01:29:04.760 I'm going for it

01:29:05.760 He was just

01:29:06.760 And it's amazing

01:29:07.760 The funny thing is Top laughed at that

01:29:08.760 Top why did you laugh?

01:29:10.760 Because it made me feel weird

01:29:11.760 He likes pain

01:29:12.760 And I like that

01:29:13.760 Yeah

01:29:14.760 I liked how he

01:29:15.760 Like I could immediately tell

01:29:16.760 Like this was going nowhere

01:29:17.760 You need to

01:29:18.760 By the way Top

01:29:19.760 You need to get into this guys

01:29:20.760 You need to go

01:29:21.760 Full deep dive

01:29:22.760 Because you're the one of the people

01:29:24.760 That would like

01:29:25.760 Like that uh

01:29:26.760 Carl was talking about

01:29:27.760 That just push him on

01:29:28.760 And whenever he does anything

01:29:30.760 They laugh

01:29:31.760 And they like because

01:29:32.760 I'm not joking though

01:29:33.760 I am laughing

01:29:34.760 That was a genuine laugh

01:29:35.760 And people do

01:29:36.760 Because it's in like

01:29:37.760 Again go watch the ghost community

01:29:38.760 For the wrong reasons

01:29:39.760 The wrong reasons

01:29:40.760 Yeah I get it

01:29:41.760 But I like that

01:29:42.760 He has four

01:29:43.760 He has four comedy albums

01:29:44.760 I recommend

01:29:45.760 Make America innate again

01:29:46.760 Yes

01:29:47.760 Check that one out

01:29:48.760 Yes

01:29:49.760 He has yeah

01:29:50.760 He's put out all self

01:29:51.760 All self published

01:29:52.760 So he's doing good

01:29:53.760 Like he has like a career doing this

01:29:55.760 No he works in a Mexican restaurant

01:29:57.760 For real

01:29:59.760 I'm not joking

01:30:00.760 That's sad

01:30:01.760 A career is very loose

01:30:04.760 In the same way

01:30:05.760 This is a career

01:30:06.760 I don't know about

01:30:07.760 Asians versus Jews 1.00

01:30:08.760 Or Nephilim prayer

01:30:10.760 If you want to skip those

01:30:11.760 If they're not good

01:30:12.760 Then just hop straight to

01:30:13.760 Transpotting 0.98

01:30:14.760 We'll wrap

01:30:15.760 Okay

01:30:16.760 Wow

01:30:17.760 I don't know what

01:30:18.760 Asians versus Jews was 0.98

01:30:19.760 I don't remember

01:30:20.760 I do like the government

01:30:21.760 The government part of this

01:30:22.760 Where he's just like

01:30:23.760 You know what? 0.99

01:30:24.760 Fucking do this 0.99

01:30:25.760 There's also always 0.99

01:30:26.760 Cole's clip corner

01:30:27.760 Just waiting there

01:30:28.760 I'm just trying

01:30:29.760 I'm trying to help Toad

01:30:30.760 That's all

01:30:31.760 Alright let's just use

01:30:32.760 Transpotting guys 0.61

01:30:33.760 We're doing it

01:30:34.760 Do you have a producer

01:30:35.760 For your show Carl?

01:30:36.760 Somebody produces

01:30:37.760 Or do you do it on the fly?

01:30:38.760 Is it pre-taped live?

01:30:39.760 How you doing?

01:30:40.760 We do it live for our

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01:31:16.760 You don't like Dick Masterson?

01:31:18.760 No no he's alright

01:31:19.760 I like him

01:31:20.760 I like him 1.00

01:31:21.760 He's just an asshole 1.00

01:31:22.760 His show is very boomerish 1.00

01:31:24.760 Like they had a lot of

01:31:25.760 Sound effects going

01:31:26.760 And it was like

01:31:27.760 It was a strange one

01:31:28.760 But I enjoyed it

01:31:29.760 Okay

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01:31:33.760 To find all the stuff

01:31:34.760 Thank you

01:31:35.760 In the next week

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01:31:38.760 And then I will be

01:31:40.760 Guest hosting for Alex Jones

01:31:41.760 On Infowars on Tuesday

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01:31:45.760 I have on Kim Iverson

01:31:46.760 And also Larkin Rose

01:31:48.760 Yeah 0.98

01:31:49.760 So I got a lot of shit happening 0.98

01:31:51.760 Liberty Lockdown 0.97

01:31:52.760 Those are the two most opposite people

01:31:53.760 I can think of

01:31:54.760 Yeah

01:31:55.760 I don't know but I'd like to 1.00

01:31:56.760 Fuck all of them 1.00

01:31:57.760 You don't fucking know 1.00

01:31:58.760 All about this shit 1.00

01:31:59.760 Hey Alex 1.00

01:32:01.760 What's up?

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01:32:13.760 Yeah tomorrow

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01:33:52.760 Luke was on with Michael Malice today

01:33:53.760 So hopefully he mentioned you

01:33:54.760 I listened to it

01:33:55.760 He did not

01:33:58.760 Hey

01:33:59.760 One more thing

01:34:00.760 Just cause somebody posted it

01:34:01.760 And they're right

01:34:02.760 I should probably promote this

01:34:03.760 I'm also on The Creep Off

01:34:05.760 Thecreepoff.com

01:34:06.760 It's the only true crime show made for men 1.00

01:34:08.760 Me and my buddy Vinnie Paulino

01:34:10.760 We go on

01:34:11.760 And we pick different categories of creeps

01:34:13.760 And we debate who brought the biggest creep each week

01:34:15.760 Awesome

01:34:16.760 Oh that's pretty cool

01:34:17.760 So you actually like

01:34:18.760 You do your own research

01:34:19.760 And find like true crime creeps

01:34:21.760 Yeah

01:34:22.760 Right exactly

01:34:23.760 So we'll go on and be like

01:34:24.760 The biggest creep from Arkansas 0.89

01:34:25.760 Or the biggest creep in 1955

01:34:27.760 Or whatever

01:34:28.760 That's amazing

01:34:29.760 And then we'll come on and debate each other

01:34:31.760 And then people go on our website

01:34:32.760 And vote for who wins

01:34:33.760 And then the loser has to spin a wheel of consequences 1.00

01:34:35.760 And do crazy shit 1.00

01:34:36.760 I like that 1.00

01:34:38.760 God

01:34:39.760 It's fun

01:34:40.760 Why didn't we think of that? 0.99

01:34:41.760 That's fucking great 0.98

01:34:42.760 That's probably better than your other show 0.99

01:34:43.760 Well

01:34:44.760 That's why I brought it up

01:34:45.760 Because I think your audience might like that one better

01:34:47.760 That was actually pretty cool

01:34:48.760 It's like

01:34:49.760 We have a good show

01:34:50.760 And then we have one for the retards 1.00

01:34:51.760 That's right 1.00

01:34:54.760 Oh fuck 0.99

01:34:55.760 Wait 1.00

01:34:56.760 Alright so let's see

01:34:57.760 What do we have here?

01:34:58.760 Let's do a few of this

01:34:59.760 We have uh

01:35:00.760 David Brady I believe is the first one

01:35:01.760 Looks like our former producer

01:35:04.760 Is when it looks 1.00

01:35:05.760 You guys are such pieces of shit 1.00

01:35:07.760 That 1.00

01:35:08.760 That actually

01:35:09.760 Does look female 1.00

01:35:10.760 Is that a boy?

01:35:11.760 Yeah

01:35:12.760 Yeah

01:35:13.760 Yeah

01:35:14.760 I think it's a boy

01:35:15.760 But she looks female man 1.00

01:35:16.760 So Carl

01:35:17.760 The trans spotting game is 0.99

01:35:18.760 We go on this subreddit called

01:35:20.760 What's it called?

01:35:21.760 Transpassing

01:35:22.760 Transpassing

01:35:23.760 Transpassing

01:35:24.760 And it's trans people that put their picture up 0.98

01:35:25.760 And they're like

01:35:26.760 How do I look today?

01:35:27.760 They have to decide

01:35:28.760 If they're coming from men

01:35:29.760 Or coming from the female side 0.95

01:35:31.760 Gotcha

01:35:32.760 Sometimes it's easy

01:35:33.760 Sometimes it's difficult

01:35:34.760 We've also tried to infiltrate this

01:35:36.760 We thought it would be really funny

01:35:37.760 To put out misinformation

01:35:40.760 As we like to do

01:35:42.760 So Toad put out a picture

01:35:44.760 Of like where he was in

01:35:45.760 He's like

01:35:46.760 He's in this purple suit

01:35:47.760 And he was basically saying

01:35:49.760 I'm female to male

01:35:50.760 And do I pass

01:35:51.760 And all this stuff

01:35:52.760 And so I think

01:35:53.760 Top also put out one too

01:35:54.760 Yeah the moderators were moved

01:35:56.760 I think the pod said

01:35:57.760 Yeah they get it

01:35:58.760 They're pretty good I guess

01:35:59.760 And because we had this

01:36:00.760 We had this whole idea

01:36:01.760 That maybe we could 1.00

01:36:02.760 We could fuck with 1.00

01:36:03.760 Do you know how insulting it would have been 1.00

01:36:04.760 If they took Tops down?

01:36:05.760 Because they're like

01:36:06.760 No that's clearly a man

01:36:07.760 They left Tops down

01:36:11.760 That's

01:36:12.760 By the way that is 100%

01:36:13.760 Like that's

01:36:14.760 That would

01:36:15.760 I would see that in public

01:36:16.760 And be like

01:36:17.760 That's pretty much a girl 0.67

01:36:18.760 Because

01:36:19.760 Like a lesbian girl 1.00

01:36:20.760 Like a weird 0.94

01:36:21.760 Yeah 0.84

01:36:22.760 Like a bisexual 1.00

01:36:23.760 But would you bang 0.99

01:36:24.760 Mark Random

01:36:25.760 It does look like Mark Random

01:36:27.760 If he didn't have weird tattoos

01:36:28.760 And like cut his hair

01:36:29.760 And like

01:36:30.760 A little bit

01:36:31.760 Like presented a little bit more feminine

01:36:32.760 Yeah that would

01:36:33.760 I'm not gonna lie

01:36:34.760 At first glance

01:36:35.760 Pretty cute

01:36:36.760 Yeah

01:36:37.760 My first reaction was

01:36:39.760 Yeah she's cute 1.00

01:36:40.760 Yeah

01:36:41.760 I'd let her cry during a threesome 1.00

01:36:42.760 Yeah

01:36:45.760 That's the only problem with like

01:36:46.760 If you're into threesomes

01:36:47.760 Like you're at some point

01:36:48.760 You will like

01:36:49.760 Go to more pictures

01:36:50.760 And you only like

01:36:51.760 Like two girls 1.00

01:36:52.760 One male

01:36:53.760 And oh that's not even close

01:36:54.760 Yeah

01:36:55.760 So like at some point 0.63

01:36:56.760 It's just gonna be this like trans chick 1.00

01:36:57.760 And she comes up 0.88

01:36:58.760 And you're like 1.00

01:36:59.760 Oh go ready to fuck 1.00

01:37:00.760 Scroll up and click right 1.00

01:37:01.760 And then all of a sudden 1.00

01:37:02.760 It's like dick pops out 1.00

01:37:03.760 And you're like 1.00

01:37:04.760 Scroll up and click right

01:37:05.760 Scroll up and click right

01:37:06.760 Scroll up and click

01:37:07.760 There's multiple pictures

01:37:08.760 Oh she's got more pictures

01:37:09.760 I didn't know what you guys did

01:37:10.760 Oh

01:37:11.760 I don't know

01:37:12.760 Passing very good

01:37:13.760 Oh pass

01:37:14.760 That's a

01:37:15.760 Wow

01:37:16.760 I think she passes

01:37:17.760 I think this is a chick 1.00

01:37:18.760 Just gaslighting him right now 0.70

01:37:19.760 I think

01:37:20.760 Yeah

01:37:21.760 That's the only other

01:37:22.760 So there's there's three options here

01:37:23.760 I guess it's like

01:37:24.760 Does pass

01:37:25.760 Doesn't pass

01:37:26.760 Is actually 1.00

01:37:27.760 Just a fucking troll 0.99

01:37:29.760 And I think that's 1.00

01:37:30.760 That should be the third option

01:37:31.760 That we should be able to

01:37:32.760 Have the right to choose 1.00

01:37:33.760 What about fucking him though? 1.00

01:37:34.760 We should talk about fucking him 1.00

01:37:35.760 I think you 1.00

01:37:36.760 Oh

01:37:37.760 I guess that would be 1.00

01:37:38.760 You guys don't want to talk about fucking him? 1.00

01:37:39.760 I mean 0.99

01:37:40.760 If there's

01:37:41.760 There's Schmeet there 1.00

01:37:42.760 I'm not down

01:37:43.760 Let me ask you guys this 1.00

01:37:44.760 Would you rather fuck one 1.00

01:37:45.760 Pre-op or post-op? 1.00

01:37:46.760 Post-op

01:37:47.760 Oh we've had this conversation

01:37:48.760 This is a very

01:37:49.760 And the

01:37:50.760 It's hard

01:37:51.760 I can't remember

01:37:52.760 Which I actually chose

01:37:53.760 And I want to say

01:37:54.760 I chose pre-op

01:37:55.760 I said pre-op

01:37:56.760 Yeah

01:37:57.760 Because post-op you're dealing with that mangled

01:38:00.760 No you know what

01:38:01.760 That's why I think

01:38:02.760 Yeah I was opposite of toad

01:38:03.760 I went post-op

01:38:04.760 Yeah you're right

01:38:05.760 You don't want that

01:38:06.760 Oh you went post-op?

01:38:07.760 Yeah because I know I was opposite of toad

01:38:08.760 I just feel like that can't be fun

01:38:09.760 Like it's gotta feel different

01:38:11.760 If you look at it

01:38:12.760 It's gonna be horrifying 1.00

01:38:13.760 It's better than a dick being there 0.99

01:38:14.760 100% 1.00

01:38:15.760 And honestly I'm fucking ass regardless 0.99

01:38:17.760 Yeah 0.99

01:38:18.760 It doesn't like this 1.00

01:38:19.760 Give me a wound or a cock 1.00

01:38:21.760 What's the next one? 1.00

01:38:22.760 Is there another picture?

01:38:23.760 Yeah yeah yeah

01:38:24.760 One more I think

01:38:26.760 That's a woman 1.00

01:38:27.760 That's a very feminine 1.00

01:38:28.760 You can tell by the shoulders

01:38:29.760 Yeah

01:38:30.760 The only thing that could

01:38:31.760 Is the chin

01:38:32.760 If you go back to like the second picture

01:38:33.760 The second picture is the one that looks the least

01:38:35.760 The chin was strong

01:38:36.760 That's a strong chin

01:38:37.760 That looks like a

01:38:38.760 There's a dead woman with a chin like that though 1.00

01:38:40.760 Yeah

01:38:41.760 True but

01:38:42.760 Also a true

01:38:43.760 Is that a

01:38:44.760 No that's not a true redhead is it? 1.00

01:38:45.760 Because the eyebrows aren't red 0.99

01:38:47.760 She's got some pretty small tits 1.00

01:38:48.760 If I'm being honest 1.00

01:38:49.760 This is a very hard track

01:38:50.760 Because it's a dude

01:38:51.760 Oh okay

01:38:52.760 I'm taking it down so

01:38:53.760 I believe this is a dude

01:38:55.760 Alright next

01:38:56.760 Impressive

01:38:57.760 She passes

01:38:58.760 I would

01:38:59.760 Is passing? 1.00

01:39:00.760 Would fuck 1.00

01:39:01.760 I agree 1.00

01:39:02.760 Hold down

01:39:04.760 Not passing

01:39:05.760 No 1.00

01:39:06.760 Would it fuck 0.99

01:39:07.760 Keep it moving 1.00

01:39:08.760 Keep it moving

01:39:09.760 I don't like it 1.00

01:39:10.760 That's a fucking dude? 1.00

01:39:12.760 Yeah that's a dude 1.00

01:39:13.760 Four years on HRT

01:39:15.760 Jesus

01:39:16.760 Honestly does pass 1.00

01:39:17.760 Wouldn't fuck 1.00

01:39:18.760 Dude 1.00

01:39:19.760 Have you seen some of the transformations

01:39:20.760 Where they go from like ugly dude

01:39:22.760 To like kinda cute chick 0.99

01:39:24.760 Toad

01:39:25.760 Like I'm just saying

01:39:27.760 I feel like you could be a shapely woman

01:39:30.760 If you took five

01:39:31.760 This is also what we kind of discovered last time

01:39:32.760 Is like a lot of these ones that do look like

01:39:34.760 That do pass as chicks 1.00

01:39:36.760 They just pass as ugly chicks 1.00

01:39:38.760 Right 0.96

01:39:39.760 And so like this is like

01:39:40.760 I could see this

01:39:41.760 Can you imagine

01:39:42.760 Can you imagine putting yourself through 1.00

01:39:43.760 Four years of injections and shit 1.00

01:39:45.760 Just to be an ugly bitch though? 1.00

01:39:47.760 Just to be unfuckable 1.00

01:39:49.760 Yeah a lot of times these people are depressed

01:39:52.760 So they're looking for some type of change

01:39:53.760 It's gonna make them happy in life

01:39:55.760 Exactly

01:39:56.760 And there's not a lot of hot privileged people

01:39:57.760 Who are walking around mopey 1.00

01:39:59.760 They're doing alright you know

01:40:01.760 I find the funniest the chick to men 0.77

01:40:04.760 And then they realize how hard life is as a man

01:40:06.760 Dude

01:40:07.760 Dude

01:40:08.760 Like you just thought

01:40:09.760 Those videos are hilarious 1.00

01:40:10.760 You're like you bought the bullshit 1.00

01:40:11.760 That everything's better for dudes 0.99

01:40:12.760 And you're like I'm just gonna be a dude

01:40:13.760 That's what I

01:40:14.760 I was meant to be this better thing

01:40:16.760 And you're like oh

01:40:17.760 Now they expect

01:40:18.760 Expect more from me

01:40:19.760 The best is when the

01:40:20.760 The

01:40:21.760 What is it?

01:40:22.760 A female to a male 0.99

01:40:24.760 Is sitting there

01:40:25.760 And going like

01:40:26.760 I don't

01:40:27.760 No one cares about my feelings anymore

01:40:28.760 And

01:40:29.760 By the way I

01:40:30.760 I don't have any human connection

01:40:31.760 And no one wants to hear my story

01:40:33.760 Mainly because it's like the

01:40:34.760 Most masculine man you've ever seen

01:40:35.760 They have like a

01:40:36.760 Thick beard

01:40:37.760 Yeah yeah yeah

01:40:38.760 And they're like

01:40:39.760 And they're like bawling crying

01:40:40.760 And there's just a low voice

01:40:42.760 This one was close until that

01:40:43.760 That

01:40:44.760 The full one

01:40:45.760 Kinda messes it up

01:40:46.760 Look at the mitts dude

01:40:47.760 Yeah

01:40:48.760 It's always the hands

01:40:49.760 Man hands all the way yeah

01:40:51.760 Because that 0.99

01:40:52.760 That's an ugly chick 1.00

01:40:53.760 I've seen that ugly chick around 1.00

01:40:55.760 Alright guys let's 0.97

01:40:56.760 Let's do one more

01:40:57.760 And then let's get a

01:40:58.760 Let's get Carl out of here

01:40:59.760 Everything goes

01:41:00.760 That's the chick at the end of the night 1.00

01:41:01.760 That you're like

01:41:02.760 No not that one

01:41:03.760 No you have to do one that's really close

01:41:04.760 Toad

01:41:05.760 Keep scrolling down

01:41:06.760 Cause that's not even

01:41:07.760 Oh

01:41:08.760 Oh no

01:41:09.760 That's

01:41:10.760 That's

01:41:11.760 Oh wow

01:41:12.760 Oh

01:41:13.760 That's a no 1.00

01:41:14.760 That's one that I would fuck 1.00

01:41:15.760 But I'd have to kill myself afterwards 1.00

01:41:17.760 Is that a child? 1.00

01:41:19.760 Oh god

01:41:20.760 Oh 0.98

01:41:21.760 Where are those titties? 1.00

01:41:22.760 The titties 0.98

01:41:23.760 They're getting away 0.96

01:41:24.760 Oh

01:41:25.760 That's a very weird thing to show

01:41:28.760 That it's very much a dude's stomach 0.55

01:41:30.760 Yeah

01:41:31.760 That it's dude's stomach

01:41:32.760 Yeah go back to that titty 0.99

01:41:33.760 Go back to the titties 0.84

01:41:34.760 Look at how far apart they are from each other 0.88

01:41:35.760 Dude's stomach all the way

01:41:36.760 It's like they have two repelling magnets

01:41:37.760 And it's just like

01:41:38.760 It's pushing away

01:41:39.760 I mean 0.87

01:41:40.760 You got some walleye titties 0.84

01:41:41.760 Walleye titties 0.98

01:41:43.760 Walleye titties 0.99

01:41:44.760 Why would you get fake titties that 0.99

01:41:45.760 Yeah put the fake titties on 0.99

01:41:46.760 I don't think those are fake 0.96

01:41:47.760 I don't think they're fake

01:41:48.760 I think that's what happens

01:41:49.760 When you're a dude

01:41:50.760 Built like a dude 0.99

01:41:51.760 And then your titties start to come in 0.99

01:41:52.760 You get the estrogen going 0.95

01:41:53.760 And you get the estrogen

01:41:54.760 You just get moobs 0.97

01:41:55.760 You just get moobs 0.97

01:41:56.760 And then they just kind of 0.99

01:41:58.760 Those are fucked moobs though 1.00

01:41:59.760 You've seen fat chick titties 1.00

01:42:00.760 Where they're like grossly 0.97

01:42:01.760 They're shaped weird 1.00

01:42:02.760 Dude some women do have tits 1.00

01:42:03.760 That look like that 1.00

01:42:04.760 Yeah

01:42:05.760 That's what I'm saying 0.99

01:42:06.760 That's the fucked up part 1.00

01:42:07.760 Get a fucking bra 1.00

01:42:08.760 What are you doing? 1.00

01:42:09.760 That's an easy solution

01:42:11.760 The question is

01:42:12.760 Is my body feminine?

01:42:13.760 How can I improve it?

01:42:14.760 It's like well one 1.00

01:42:15.760 Like get rid of the fat fucking belly 1.00

01:42:17.760 Like for what that looks like 1.00

01:42:19.760 There's one solution

01:42:20.760 That's a troll

01:42:21.760 That's a final one

01:42:22.760 Oh that's

01:42:23.760 Oh

01:42:24.760 And at the gym

01:42:25.760 It's kind of a weird like

01:42:27.760 I mean I respect it

01:42:29.760 No I don't

01:42:30.760 I don't respect anything

01:42:31.760 Toe do you think you could bench more than this guy?

01:42:33.760 Oh

01:42:34.760 Let's see the arms

01:42:37.760 I think it's close

01:42:39.760 The first picture is him lifting weights right?

01:42:42.760 No

01:42:43.760 Is it?

01:42:44.760 Next one please

01:42:45.760 That's at a gym for sure

01:42:46.760 No first one

01:42:47.760 There's one more

01:42:48.760 Go to the left one more

01:42:49.760 The left

01:42:50.760 Oh that was close

01:42:51.760 Oh no

01:42:52.760 Just flexing

01:42:53.760 No just flexing nothing

01:42:54.760 There's zero

01:42:55.760 Weird

01:42:56.760 Alright let's look at one more

01:42:57.760 And let our guests get out of here

01:42:58.760 It's been a long time

01:42:59.760 Toe is it weird that you can't outlift someone

01:43:00.760 Who's actually taking estrogen injections?

01:43:02.760 I think I can outlift that

01:43:05.760 Oh this one's sad

01:43:06.760 Two years plus two months HRT

01:43:08.760 I am becoming increasingly convinced

01:43:10.760 I can never pass or be taken seriously as female

01:43:13.760 Then don't

01:43:14.760 Then don't try

01:43:15.760 Oh man

01:43:16.760 You're cute

01:43:17.760 Yeah not passing

01:43:19.760 No

01:43:20.760 I think she's cute 0.88

01:43:21.760 I think she's kinda cute 0.99

01:43:22.760 No

01:43:23.760 I think you just

01:43:24.760 Yeah I think you just feel bad Tom

01:43:25.760 Yeah

01:43:26.760 That just looks like a dude who's on heroin

01:43:28.760 That doesn't look like a dude

01:43:29.760 I know girls that look like that 1.00

01:43:30.760 Looks like

01:43:31.760 Yeah I guess there are a lot of mousy looking chicks 1.00

01:43:33.760 I've seen girls like that 1.00

01:43:34.760 I don't know man

01:43:35.760 And with that same like style

01:43:37.760 That weird like emo

01:43:39.760 There's some like stash going on in that one

01:43:41.760 What's that

01:43:42.760 What's that

01:43:43.760 Toad you're into weird like bands

01:43:45.760 What band is that?

01:43:46.760 Which one?

01:43:47.760 There was My Chemical Romance a little bit later

01:43:49.760 I don't know

01:43:50.760 Oh okay that makes sense 1.00

01:43:51.760 Yeah that's the emo fucking weird gosh shit 0.99

01:43:54.760 I would say not the worst 1.00

01:43:55.760 Not the worst

01:43:56.760 You're on your way

01:43:57.760 You're doing good

01:43:58.760 No

01:43:59.760 What's happening to top-ups?

01:44:01.760 Why is he being kind to this obvious man?

01:44:03.760 I know right?

01:44:04.760 He's like

01:44:05.760 Maybe this is where he has a soft spot 1.00

01:44:06.760 He hates Jews and he hates black people 1.00

01:44:08.760 But he's like 1.00

01:44:09.760 I'm kinda like

01:44:10.760 Whoa

01:44:11.760 He's being brutally honest

01:44:13.760 That's one of those attack brutal

01:44:16.760 That's one of those attack on titan characters

01:44:18.760 It's like

01:44:19.760 It's like hey 1.00

01:44:20.760 See how fucked my chin is 0.99

01:44:21.760 This is um 1.00

01:44:23.760 Guys are you not seeing her bangs?

01:44:25.760 Her bangs are a problem 1.00

01:44:26.760 Dude this is that

01:44:27.760 This is that Artemis dude that we were talking about

01:44:29.760 What's funny is like

01:44:30.760 What's funny is like

01:44:31.760 It is

01:44:32.760 It is passing almost

01:44:33.760 Because like

01:44:34.760 This is just a real 1.00

01:44:35.760 Like a really fucked up ugly chick 1.00

01:44:37.760 Like it's just like 1.00

01:44:38.760 With a recessed chin

01:44:40.760 And like the

01:44:41.760 Dude that's the weirdest thing about

01:44:43.760 Like I grew up in San Diego

01:44:45.760 Obviously I live in Miami now

01:44:46.760 I've never

01:44:47.760 I've never lived in the Midwest

01:44:48.760 But like when I go to the Midwest 0.99

01:44:50.760 Like 85% of bitches look like this 1.00

01:44:52.760 Yeah 1.00

01:44:53.760 It's crazy 1.00

01:44:54.760 There's so many ugly fucking people 1.00

01:44:55.760 Just corn fed bitches 1.00

01:44:56.760 That's what it is 1.00

01:44:57.760 Secretary

01:44:58.760 Secretary of my wife's job looks like this

01:44:59.760 Like just like that

01:45:00.760 I don't get it 0.99

01:45:01.760 I'd rather be a fat dude 0.99

01:45:02.760 Than be like this 1.00

01:45:03.760 This ugly of a bitch 1.00

01:45:04.760 I mean it's like 1.00

01:45:05.760 Exiting the earth is always an option

01:45:07.760 Yeah

01:45:08.760 Dude look at me man

01:45:10.760 I'm never gonna try to be a woman 0.79

01:45:12.760 No don't

01:45:13.760 I think you should

01:45:14.760 Yeah it might be a good plan

01:45:15.760 Just go for it

01:45:16.760 Keep the wiener though

01:45:17.760 That's my suggestion

01:45:18.760 Oh

01:45:19.760 Boy

01:45:20.760 Five months

01:45:22.760 Post FFS

01:45:23.760 Post FFS

01:45:24.760 What's that

01:45:25.760 FFFF

01:45:26.760 Something about the foreskin 0.67

01:45:27.760 I don't know

01:45:28.760 Full frontal surgery 0.99

01:45:29.760 I have no fucking idea 0.99

01:45:30.760 Oh that's what it is 0.99

01:45:31.760 That actually makes sense

01:45:32.760 Female to female surgery 1.00

01:45:33.760 Oh

01:45:34.760 Oh

01:45:35.760 Getting hair transplant

01:45:37.760 Is this

01:45:38.760 This is a

01:45:39.760 Dude

01:45:40.760 Okay yeah it's a dude

01:45:41.760 Oh my god

01:45:42.760 That looks like my former roommate 1.00

01:45:43.760 Holy shit 0.99

01:45:45.760 I'm not lying 0.85

01:45:46.760 That looks exactly like

01:45:47.760 I had a

01:45:48.760 I have a roommate that turned trans

01:45:49.760 Again not too bad

01:45:50.760 Yeah

01:45:51.760 Not bad

01:45:52.760 And that was

01:45:53.760 Wait

01:45:54.760 That actually might be my

01:45:55.760 I'm not lying

01:45:56.760 That might actually be my former roommate

01:45:57.760 That's awesome

01:45:58.760 Kissed the same girl as you or something

01:46:00.760 And then became trans 0.70

01:46:01.760 Am I thinking about that right

01:46:02.760 No no no no

01:46:03.760 This is a roommate that I had

01:46:04.760 That they had

01:46:05.760 It was a husband and wife

01:46:07.760 That stayed with us

01:46:08.760 And they had a child

01:46:09.760 And they moved out to Colorado

01:46:11.760 And then he turned trans 0.98

01:46:12.760 It was like deuces

01:46:13.760 I'm out

01:46:14.760 She's holding a kid

01:46:15.760 Right there

01:46:16.760 It was a boy

01:46:17.760 That's a boy

01:46:18.760 Alright guys

01:46:19.760 You ready to stop torturing us

01:46:21.760 Well look

01:46:22.760 Look

01:46:23.760 I'm gonna be honest with you

01:46:24.760 Although he's definitely gonna scroll this reddit tonight

01:46:26.760 In between him looking at reviews of his own podcast

01:46:29.760 I'm gonna be straight with you Carl

01:46:31.760 They want me to be brutally honest

01:46:32.760 So I'm gonna get out of there

01:46:33.760 And be brutally honest

01:46:34.760 Obviously

01:46:35.760 Yeah you gotta be

01:46:36.760 This is my job

01:46:37.760 This is what I do for a living

01:46:38.760 I'm brutally honest

01:46:39.760 Go ahead and exit out of this please

01:46:40.760 Carl thank you so much for joining us

01:46:43.760 I'm gonna be honest with you

01:46:44.760 I expected that we would put on a better performance

01:46:46.760 We didn't

01:46:47.760 And I expect the review of this to be terrible

01:46:50.760 And you know it is what it is

01:46:51.760 We did our best

01:46:52.760 Thank you for joining us

01:46:53.760 It's not your fault 0.98

01:46:54.760 The format's fucked 0.99

01:46:55.760 And there were six of us 0.98

01:46:56.760 What are you gonna do

01:46:57.760 If we had five

01:46:59.760 It would be a banger episode

01:47:00.760 Yup

01:47:01.760 But someone just can't help themselves

01:47:03.760 There was five

01:47:04.760 There was about five minutes

01:47:05.760 There was about five minutes or so

01:47:06.760 That the show was flowing pretty well

01:47:07.760 Someone's not getting the hint over here

01:47:09.760 This uh

01:47:10.760 This uh

01:47:11.760 Yeah this

01:47:12.760 This Carl guy is the worst host of this show 0.70

01:47:14.760 They should get rid of him 0.84

01:47:15.760 Cheers

01:47:16.760 Guys

01:47:17.760 We'll catch you next Wednesday

01:47:18.760 I think we got Dave Smith maybe

01:47:19.760 Whatever

01:47:20.760 See you later

01:47:21.760 Salty

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Tower Gang - November 03, 2023

Ep 149 - Jewishfist w⧸ Karl from Who Are These Podcasts？

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