Tower Gang - Ep 150 - Become the Whore

00:00:00.000 One thing that House Republicans are resolved on is that we must stand with our most important

00:00:15.600 ally in the Middle East, and that's Israel.

00:00:30.000 It's Kawa again, Wednesday, motherfuckers.

00:00:55.400 What's up, retards?

00:00:59.400 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby, so I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's mussy.

00:01:05.800 You want to kill me or you want to give me a bone?

00:01:09.400 I don't know.

00:01:10.400 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny.

00:01:13.400 Woe is me, I'm retarded.

00:01:15.400 Have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like,

00:01:20.400 The three of you had a threesome of some kind.

00:01:24.400 I was watching it and jerking off.

00:01:30.400 Toad's a liar.

00:01:31.400 He was a 10 in real life.

00:01:33.400 He's like a dead eight.

00:01:36.400 Lewis, you're like a brother to me.

00:01:38.400 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.

00:01:40.400 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast.

00:01:42.400 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:01:44.400 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:51.400 This shit is retarded.

00:01:53.400 You could be watching a presidential debate, but you're not a faggot, so you're here with us.

00:01:59.400 Welcome to Tower Gang, bitch.

00:02:00.400 It's Wednesday at 9, 17 in the evening.

00:02:03.400 We're close.

00:02:04.400 This is Clint Russell, hosting a movie locked down.

00:02:05.400 We're close.

00:02:06.400 We got Toad, aka Better Off Dead, up in this motherfucker.

00:02:10.400 We got the mini Jack Hercules.

00:02:12.400 Hercules.

00:02:13.400 Hercules.

00:02:14.400 Hercules.

00:02:15.400 Hercules.

00:02:16.400 Oh, aka Fat Comic Dave.

00:02:17.400 We got the host of Top Lobster.com, Mr. Top Lobster, as well as Nephilim Death Squad.

00:02:22.400 And the man who did double the viewership that this idiot midget thought he would do.

00:02:30.400 12,000 views.

00:02:32.400 Yeah.

00:02:33.400 That is Mr. Jose Golisano.

00:02:34.400 14K now, bitches.

00:02:35.400 Oh, 14K.

00:02:36.400 Holy shit.

00:02:37.400 They all tuned in just for Jose.

00:02:39.400 Dude, yeah, me and Cole got into it.

00:02:42.400 I said, I bet you this will do like 10 to 15K is a note 6K top.

00:02:47.400 I mean, I got it.

00:02:48.400 And then immediately Dave starts quote tweeting it like a motherfucker.

00:02:52.400 That's what I got.

00:02:53.400 And he was like, well, I didn't know Dave.

00:02:55.400 And I was like, did you not think I didn't think about this?

00:02:57.400 Like, did you not think like I didn't at all think this would be a whole tiff on Twitter?

00:03:01.400 No, no, no.

00:03:02.400 Don't look at how Dave has responded to other podcasts he's been on and done this shit.

00:03:05.400 He like never, he'll tweet it like one time.

00:03:07.400 Yeah, but Austin's kind of a cunt.

00:03:09.400 No, but that's the thing is that Austin Peterson brings out the cuntiness in Dave.

00:03:13.400 And I didn't realize that.

00:03:14.400 And I know Dave still has that dog in him.

00:03:16.400 So if you're a cunt and he's going to be like, fuck you, he's retreating every year.

00:03:19.400 I'll tell you why he actually did it.

00:03:21.400 I DM'd him and I said, hey, Dave, this is what fat Dave.

00:03:24.400 I'm not surprised.

00:03:26.400 What's actually going on here is this weightlifting competition that you guys never had at my house.

00:03:31.400 And the elite conversation has now spilled over to Cole somehow angry about your views.

00:03:36.400 Not angry, passive-aggressive.

00:03:38.400 Not angry.

00:03:39.400 And passive-aggressive.

00:03:40.400 He's just a negative Nelly.

00:03:41.400 Like anytime we're like, guys, we're going to make it.

00:03:43.400 He's not angry.

00:03:44.400 Like, I think we'll do okay.

00:03:45.400 He's not angry.

00:03:46.400 We talked about this before.

00:03:47.400 He's vindictive.

00:03:48.400 No, no, no.

00:03:49.400 He's looking to get payback.

00:03:50.400 100%.

00:03:51.400 This is all about working out.

00:03:52.400 This is all that this is.

00:03:53.400 This means a lot to Cole.

00:03:54.400 I think we finally broke Cole.

00:03:56.400 We found out.

00:03:57.400 No, damn it.

00:03:58.400 No, because what happened is every time we've had these conversations about, oh, we're going

00:04:01.400 to do this many views.

00:04:02.400 And I'm like, listen, I've been watching YouTube for a long fucking time.

00:04:05.400 And I know kind of what-

00:04:06.400 No, you don't.

00:04:07.400 You never know our-

00:04:08.400 You like sometimes are like, holy shit, we have this many viewers?

00:04:11.400 Like you don't pay attention to numbers at all.

00:04:13.400 No, but I-

00:04:14.400 No, whenever y'all-

00:04:16.400 Dude, after Timcast, y'all were like, pfff, we're going to get like fucking 2,000 subs off

00:04:21.400 of this.

00:04:22.400 And I was like, no, we're fucking not.

00:04:23.400 And then we got like 50.

00:04:25.400 And I was like-

00:04:26.400 No, we would have if he wasn't talking about Crowder the entire time.

00:04:29.400 Yeah.

00:04:30.400 Our guy, that guy doesn't even come anymore.

00:04:31.400 What's his name?

00:04:32.400 The only guy that we picked up.

00:04:33.400 Oh, I miss him.

00:04:34.400 No, he's still in here.

00:04:35.400 Who?

00:04:36.400 Kevin?

00:04:37.400 What's his name?

00:04:38.400 Kevin Hobby?

00:04:39.400 No.

00:04:40.400 He doesn't come at all ever since he can't be-

00:04:41.400 He's the cool dad.

00:04:42.400 We probably scared him off of the dicks.

00:04:43.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:44.400 Paul.

00:04:45.400 Paul.

00:04:46.400 That's right, Paul.

00:04:47.400 Shout out to Paul.

00:04:48.400 Yo, Paul better come back.

00:04:49.400 Cause like, I like that guy.

00:04:50.400 Yeah, RIP.

00:04:51.400 I love that guy.

00:04:52.400 Yeah, he's gotta come back.

00:04:53.400 That was fucked, dude.

00:04:54.400 I was like, I was watching the intro and you guys are like-

00:04:57.400 By the way, I was the one that fucking dropped on the GC.

00:05:00.400 Shout out to Top because I'm sure it wasn't Toad that actually put it in there.

00:05:03.400 Fucking brilliant.

00:05:04.400 Brilliant.

00:05:05.400 First award from our sponsors and his fucking Hava Nagila music with fucking Boeing and shit.

00:05:09.400 Incredible.

00:05:10.400 And then we have our opening.

00:05:12.400 I get to watch-

00:05:13.400 By the way, every week I watch a different person's reaction to every clip.

00:05:16.400 So like, I'll watch myself and then I'll watch, you know, Top and then I'll watch Jose.

00:05:20.400 It's really fun.

00:05:21.400 You guys should try it.

00:05:22.400 Anyways, thank you so much for tuning in guys.

00:05:24.400 It's an absolute pleasure to have you.

00:05:26.400 By the way, just quick plug for myself cause it's really big because Vivek is absolutely

00:05:30.400 fucking going ballistic right now.

00:05:31.400 I have him in studio tomorrow afternoon, three o'clock live with Luke Rutkowski.

00:05:35.400 It's going to be fucking incredible.

00:05:37.400 Do not miss it.

00:05:38.400 All right.

00:05:39.400 Let's get to the middle.

00:05:40.400 Make sure to follow Clint's alt while you're at it.

00:05:42.400 What are you guys going to do about the smell?

00:05:45.400 Yo, yo, if he, if he smells like curry, you know, I'm going to tell you guys that, right?

00:05:51.400 Oh yeah.

00:05:52.400 Yeah.

00:05:53.400 But I think he's going to smell really good.

00:05:55.400 Cause like, he's gotta like shot.

00:05:56.400 Yeah.

00:05:57.400 No, I think he's going to smell easy.

00:05:58.400 Like, I think he might smell like a Persian dude.

00:06:00.400 Like hella perfect.

00:06:01.400 Hella coloned up.

00:06:02.400 You know, he'd be like, he'd be like, yeah, I took an Uber over here.

00:06:06.400 He's like, I dropped people off right before this.

00:06:08.400 Am I the only one of us who's actually met him in person before?

00:06:12.400 What's he smell like?

00:06:13.400 Faggot.

00:06:14.400 Faggot.

00:06:15.400 He does not smell terrible.

00:06:16.400 He smells unexpectedly good.

00:06:18.400 Does he smell diddlyumptious?

00:06:19.400 Yeah.

00:06:20.400 Yeah.

00:06:21.400 Yeah.

00:06:22.400 He's, he's on the level of scrum diddlyumptious.

00:06:24.400 Wow.

00:06:25.400 Which one out of us would you think smells the best?

00:06:27.400 I kind of want to throw this to the chat.

00:06:28.400 Like which one out of us, all of us.

00:06:30.400 And I, and I want to say the, the, the, like the favorite would be Clint.

00:06:33.400 Cause everything's like, like, yeah, but, but here's the thing.

00:06:38.400 No, no, no, no.

00:06:39.400 But here's the thing.

00:06:40.400 Clint doesn't wear underwear.

00:06:41.400 So Clint is just having his, his ass is.

00:06:44.400 And, and you know what?

00:06:45.400 I don't wear underwear.

00:06:46.400 And I still smell better than all of y'all.

00:06:47.400 There's only a thin, a thin piece of polyester between us and Clint's asshole.

00:06:52.400 That's it.

00:06:53.400 At all times.

00:06:54.400 Dude.

00:06:55.400 I think it's me to be honest.

00:06:56.400 And hold on.

00:06:57.400 There's also a problem with Clint's butthole being, he has no butt cheeks.

00:07:00.400 So his butthole is directly against this.

00:07:02.400 Correct.

00:07:03.400 If, if he misses one wipe.

00:07:05.400 One wipe.

00:07:06.400 Game over.

00:07:07.400 Shit on his, on his pants the rest of the day.

00:07:09.400 And it's like, this could happen.

00:07:10.400 This is why I shower.

00:07:11.400 This is why I shower.

00:07:12.400 I think talk probably smells the best.

00:07:14.400 Like, I feel like he, he, he's, he's a Puerto Ricans.

00:07:17.400 He's more animalistic, more in touch with animals.

00:07:19.400 We've all met each other.

00:07:20.400 Smells matter more, you know?

00:07:21.400 See, no, this is, this is, this is the different thing of smelling good and smelling,

00:07:25.400 um, like, like the pheromones he's putting off.

00:07:28.400 Because I feel like definitely Jose is into more like the pheromones.

00:07:31.400 He's like, I don't care like what cologne you use.

00:07:32.400 He's like, I want that manly smell coming off of you.

00:07:34.400 And I think that's what Jose likes.

00:07:36.400 Well, yeah, see, I don't use cologne because I think it's like overdoing it.

00:07:39.400 I, I use soap.

00:07:40.400 I shower often.

00:07:41.400 I manscape.

00:07:42.400 I wear underwear.

00:07:44.400 Like, I think I smell pretty good.

00:07:46.400 I, I pride myself on my smell.

00:07:47.400 It's one of my best.

00:07:48.400 I've met all of you.

00:07:49.400 All, all of us smell good, which is weird, but we do.

00:07:51.400 Yeah, regularly.

00:07:52.400 We all smell good.

00:07:53.400 Like, not bad.

00:07:54.400 Yeah.

00:07:55.400 Nobody smells bad.

00:07:56.400 I feel like Toad smells fresh, but not good.

00:07:58.400 You know what I mean?

00:08:00.400 He smells clean, but like, still gross.

00:08:03.400 He has a virgin smell to him is what it is.

00:08:05.400 Yeah.

00:08:06.400 Like a baby.

00:08:07.400 Like a baby.

00:08:08.400 Like, it smells clean, you know?

00:08:10.400 It radiates, it radiates off of him, and it really just overpowers the smell.

00:08:14.400 Fresh sadness.

00:08:15.400 Almost neutralizes.

00:08:16.400 Dude, dude, babies smell awesome, man.

00:08:18.400 What are you talking about?

00:08:19.400 I just douse myself.

00:08:20.400 Yeah, they do smell awesome, but you don't want to fuck them.

00:08:22.400 That's your whole problem.

00:08:23.400 Well, maybe not you, Claire.

00:08:24.400 Speak for yourself.

00:08:25.400 Wow.

00:08:26.400 Fair point.

00:08:27.400 Fair point.

00:08:28.400 Fair point.

00:08:29.400 All right, let's do Mel.

00:08:30.400 Hey, he is running for the LP nomination, so.

00:08:31.400 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:08:32.400 That's true.

00:08:33.400 I have to play the part.

00:08:35.400 Can we go over Clint losing his account?

00:08:39.400 Because this is fucking hilarious shit that just happened.

00:08:42.400 Did you get any Bob and Vagine or no, Clint?

00:08:44.400 I did not, but I did get one dude who fucking bought the iPads.

00:08:48.400 I cannot believe it.

00:08:49.400 He blew 600 smackers on like one of the most obvious hack troll jobs ever.

00:08:55.400 And the funny part is we should probably tell our audience for those who aren't terminally

00:09:00.400 online because I don't think you ever spelled it out for them, Clint.

00:09:03.400 All right.

00:09:04.400 So I was going live with Luke in Viva Frey last night at 6 o'clock and it was like 555.

00:09:11.400 And by the way, for an entire week leading up to that, I had been getting these emails

00:09:15.400 where it's like, you just got logged into from Turkey.

00:09:18.400 You just got logged into from the Philippines.

00:09:20.400 And I would change my password every time.

00:09:22.400 I would do it super fucking fast because I'm, you know, permanently online.

00:09:25.400 Jews with VPNs.

00:09:27.400 Yeah.

00:09:30.400 It could be.

00:09:31.400 Who knows?

00:09:32.400 This all started.

00:09:33.400 This did start after I fucking started going ballistic on the Palestine issue.

00:09:37.400 So, you know, you never know.

00:09:39.400 But anyways, it was five minutes to shut them down.

00:09:42.400 Shut them down.

00:09:43.400 They got A-Rabs with hang gliders.

00:09:46.400 We've got Jews with VPNs.

00:09:48.400 They're like, they're like, he's about to go.

00:09:50.400 He's about to go live with Viva Frey.

00:09:51.400 He's one of ours.

00:09:52.400 Get him out of here.

00:09:53.400 So, yeah.

00:09:54.400 Anyways, it was like five minutes before start.

00:09:56.400 I realized I can't log in.

00:09:57.400 I get an email saying, you just changed your email.

00:10:00.400 So then I'm fucking out, dude.

00:10:02.400 And I had dual factor authentication on.

00:10:05.400 So they didn't text me somehow.

00:10:07.400 And they just used the email.

00:10:08.400 They changed the email.

00:10:09.400 And I was fucking toast, dude.

00:10:11.400 But the two factor off on Google will like, it'll send it to your phone to authenticate

00:10:16.400 it, right?

00:10:17.400 Well, it didn't.

00:10:18.400 I honestly don't even know what that is.

00:10:21.400 But they have, they have sent it, they have sent it to, they have sent me texts before

00:10:26.400 to verify like when I did it in the past.

00:10:29.400 So somehow they got in there, they took off DFA, and then they changed the email.

00:10:35.400 And then I was, I was blacked out.

00:10:36.400 DFA dick fucking ass.

00:10:38.400 Dude.

00:10:39.400 One of the best jokes is, uh, garbage man.

00:10:41.400 So and Andy actually, uh, he said, and he was just like, damn, they got Clint with the,

00:10:46.400 um, do you want to extend your Corvette warranty?

00:10:48.400 I thought that was so fucking funny.

00:10:49.400 He's like, hell yes I do.

00:10:50.400 He's like, yeah, extended warranty on my Corvette 100%.

00:10:55.400 I love that thing.

00:10:56.400 You have a Corvette with all the primary colors, and it's just a big spinning wheel.

00:11:01.400 And he's like, yep, and he clicks, and it's right in the middle.

00:11:05.400 They're like, they're like, do you want to get your oil changed on your primary mobile?

00:11:09.400 And I was like, well, that is my car.

00:11:11.400 So obviously they were talking to me.

00:11:13.400 Uh, I think, I think what happened was my, my password for my Twitter was the same as

00:11:17.400 my Gmail cause I'm a fucking idiot.

00:11:19.400 And that's, there's a couple of things here that I think, that I think that, uh, we need

00:11:22.400 to take away from this.

00:11:23.400 Uh, we, we take for granted just how old Clint is.

00:11:27.400 And I think it goes through, it goes a testament that like, he's the only one out of the gang

00:11:31.400 that's gotten hacked.

00:11:32.400 Knock on wood here.

00:11:33.400 But it's just like, everyone's like, oh God, how could they, how could they have done this

00:11:37.400 to Clint?

00:11:38.400 He's the only one worth hacking.

00:11:40.400 He has his password on a sticky note on his computer.

00:11:43.400 Like, you can see it in the reflection right now.

00:11:46.400 Not only is he old, but I think this all happened when he was sleeping.

00:11:49.400 I'm pretty sure.

00:11:51.400 No, I was going live.

00:11:52.400 I just told you, right?

00:11:53.400 But I was trying to, he was trying to make a joke, Clint.

00:11:55.400 Just give him a hint.

00:11:56.400 Oh, cause he's sleepy Clint.

00:11:58.400 And honestly, I think Jose might be the next easiest cause his, his password is just bald

00:12:03.400 pussy for life.

00:12:04.400 And that's his like, so.

00:12:05.400 No, but I am very, I would be super easy to hack.

00:12:08.400 Cause I'm the kind of guy that like, I forget my password.

00:12:11.400 And then I like, like, so I just make it as easy as possible.

00:12:14.400 Yeah.

00:12:15.400 I just want to make it very clear.

00:12:16.400 I did not click a link.

00:12:18.400 It was, you know how, how you'll have databases that'll get hacked periodically.

00:12:22.400 And it was some login to some bank or some shit that got my Gmail.

00:12:26.400 The, once they had my Gmail, like the only Twitter, the only social media account I have

00:12:30.400 of any value was my Twitter.

00:12:32.400 They got the Twitter.

00:12:33.400 Boom.

00:12:34.400 That was it.

00:12:35.400 So that's all they were going to do with it.

00:12:36.400 You know how much more that you could have done?

00:12:37.400 Oh, they could have done a lot.

00:12:38.400 Twitter.

00:12:39.400 No, I had your Twitter for it.

00:12:40.400 Oh my God.

00:12:41.400 No, no, no.

00:12:42.400 Just wait.

00:12:43.400 You could probably start another Holocaust.

00:12:46.400 Am I the only one who's a little bit disappointed that the, uh, they didn't, you know, blow

00:12:52.400 up the group, group chat.

00:12:53.400 I was like, we were immediately like, they're going to, they're going to fuck.

00:12:57.400 Cause there's so much blackmail.

00:12:58.400 They immediately left.

00:12:59.400 I think what happened was, uh, what happened?

00:13:01.400 Well, I don't know if they left or if they, uh, use the account to block, uh, whoever the

00:13:06.400 creator of the group was.

00:13:07.400 And that's, uh, cause if you block the like group creator, you get thrown out of the group.

00:13:11.400 Oh, I didn't realize that.

00:13:12.400 Okay.

00:13:13.400 I thought it was the next.

00:13:14.400 They might've blocked.

00:13:15.400 That's probably because they, they left both at the same time.

00:13:17.400 But the funny part is when I get to this, that they, they also, so these, these fucking,

00:13:22.400 these street shitters, they love money and they want to see me out of your money.

00:13:25.400 But they also, they love Bob and the gene and could told us I'm not going to, but he

00:13:29.400 was just like, they started sending, like asking for nudes from different women to different

00:13:33.400 influencers.

00:13:34.400 But, but you know what?

00:13:35.400 I think it may have actually been brilliant because had they got them, then they would have

00:13:39.400 fucking held them hostage.

00:13:40.400 Oh my God.

00:13:41.400 Yeah.

00:13:42.400 Dude, this is all just Clint gaslighting.

00:13:44.400 I just realized this is like, just like me in high school where I would lie to chicks

00:13:49.400 and say I was drunk after asking them something incredibly brazen and they'd be like, oops,

00:13:53.400 my bad.

00:13:54.400 I was drunk.

00:13:55.400 And then they'd be like, Oh, okay.

00:13:56.400 Well, I was asking for names.

00:13:57.400 I wasn't going to give names.

00:13:58.400 I was trying to give a little.

00:13:59.400 No, this is a great, this is a great fucking like thing.

00:14:02.400 I mean, listen, you could technically do this every week and just see what comes back.

00:14:06.400 I got hacked again.

00:14:07.400 I'm old.

00:14:08.400 They got me again.

00:14:09.400 And just waiting.

00:14:10.400 I'm old.

00:14:11.400 Ashley St. Clair.

00:14:12.400 Ashley St. Clair.

00:14:13.400 Next time.

00:14:14.400 Oh shit.

00:14:15.400 Kim Iverson.

00:14:16.400 Kim Iverson.

00:14:17.400 Now I know, now I know my next move.

00:14:19.400 I swear I got hacked.

00:14:20.400 Yeah.

00:14:21.400 Perfect.

00:14:22.400 No, because that's why, that's why Jose asked is because we were like, man, they probably

00:14:26.400 just went through Clint's just contact list.

00:14:28.400 Every woman in his contact list, they just DM like, send Bob's cloth off.

00:14:32.400 And then like, and then Clint gets back, he gets his account back and he just says like,

00:14:36.400 he was just like, Oh, okay.

00:14:37.400 These women are down to fuck.

00:14:39.400 That's not how Clint talks.

00:14:41.400 And this dude.

00:14:42.400 It seemed like anyone that noticed that like knew right away that it was a con job, they

00:14:47.400 just blocked them.

00:14:48.400 She all were blocked.

00:14:49.400 I know Josie was blocked.

00:14:50.400 A couple other people were blocked.

00:14:51.400 But, but what's funny is they took all of the people that were playing along with the

00:14:55.400 game, which by the way, most of them were just playing along.

00:14:58.400 Like they're like, how, you know, can I get two for 500?

00:15:00.400 Like they were like negotiating with them.

00:15:02.400 But then, but then they'd say like, do you accept shekels?

00:15:04.400 And they start to like make it really.

00:15:07.400 Yes.

00:15:08.400 So I can see, I can see, I can see these, but they pinned.

00:15:11.400 I didn't even think to get in.

00:15:12.400 I didn't even think about doing this.

00:15:14.400 Anyone that, anyone that, that they thought was a prospect.

00:15:16.400 They pinned that, that chat to the top of my list.

00:15:19.400 So I had like six at the very top and one of them, they actually got the dude to buy,

00:15:23.400 but the other five were just saying racist shit to them and like, and leading them on.

00:15:27.400 It was amazing.

00:15:28.400 It was amazing.

00:15:30.400 I was too much preparing for the battle that was about to ensue when the group chat leaked.

00:15:35.400 Yeah.

00:15:36.400 All right, let's go.

00:15:37.400 I was nervous.

00:15:38.400 That's the thing about these street shimmers.

00:15:39.400 I mean, what, hold on.

00:15:40.400 What do you think they're going to see in the group chat that they're going to see in the

00:15:42.400 show?

00:15:43.400 I don't care.

00:15:44.400 I'm actually excited.

00:15:45.400 Yeah, exactly.

00:15:46.400 It's going to be shit like that.

00:15:47.400 Like, look what these influencers said.

00:15:48.400 And we'll be like, yeah.

00:15:49.400 Well, it's about it.

00:15:52.400 Why don't you?

00:15:53.400 I don't care what they said out.

00:15:54.400 I just like, I'm like disappointed that these scammers aren't using blackmail.

00:15:59.400 Like they don't think to use like blackmail in the DMS too thin.

00:16:02.400 Like there's, they, I mean, it's been like a day cold to be fair.

00:16:06.400 So give them some time.

00:16:07.400 I mean, I may be, they may be compiling it.

00:16:09.400 They got, they got frozen out in about 30 minutes.

00:16:12.400 Cause, cause Josie put some dude on it and he fucking, he like, he privated my account

00:16:16.400 and made it so they couldn't.

00:16:17.400 Dude, they would, they were tweeting for four hours at least.

00:16:22.400 It was, it was less than an hour.

00:16:24.400 It was like two hours later, they retweeted something else.

00:16:26.400 Like only, only another hour.

00:16:28.400 No, that was Clint.

00:16:29.400 At that point, Clint was like, I was just trying to get the money at that point.

00:16:32.400 He was like, I can at least get 600 bucks out of this, right?

00:16:34.400 Let me get this bread, yo.

00:16:36.400 Yo, it's funny.

00:16:37.400 Clint got his account back actually 15 hours ago.

00:16:41.400 Yo, if I got my account back right away, I could have actually done that.

00:16:44.400 I could have been like, well yeah, send the PayPal.

00:16:46.400 And then the next day I'd be like, oh, I got my account back.

00:16:48.400 You know, I got hacked.

00:16:49.400 Sorry.

00:16:50.400 Was it really Clint or was it the hacker who told me to kill myself?

00:16:53.400 Oh yeah.

00:16:54.400 I hope it was the hacker.

00:16:55.400 I appreciate that.

00:16:56.400 He was Clint.

00:16:57.400 That's Clint every day, isn't it?

00:16:58.400 Just every day, every morning you wake up and it's just another.

00:17:00.400 I'm one of the few that actually really encourages you not to, for the record.

00:17:04.400 Yeah.

00:17:05.400 Someone please.

00:17:06.400 Well, me too, but whatever.

00:17:07.400 Do what you got to do.

00:17:08.400 I was going to say-

00:17:09.400 You're not going to get your life together.

00:17:10.400 You might as well.

00:17:11.400 I know.

00:17:12.400 It's fine.

00:17:13.400 I mean-

00:17:14.400 Just kidding.

00:17:15.400 Don't do that.

00:17:16.400 It would be awkward.

00:17:17.400 It would be rule of four.

00:17:18.400 We would need another person.

00:17:19.400 But really, I mean, I wouldn't do it if I was you.

00:17:20.400 What I was going to say about Clint's tweet is that-

00:17:24.400 Thanks.

00:17:25.400 I mean, it would be a net positive for the show, but like, don't do it.

00:17:28.400 Yeah.

00:17:29.400 It's kind of gross.

00:17:30.400 Or if you do do it, don't let anybody know.

00:17:33.400 Don't do it.

00:17:34.400 Just disappear so we can make a bit out of it.

00:17:36.400 Like, where is Toad?

00:17:41.400 That's fucked up.

00:17:42.400 Go Toad.

00:17:43.400 That's what we're doing right now.

00:17:44.400 All right.

00:17:45.400 Is that-

00:17:46.400 That's just Tower Gang.

00:17:47.400 Yeah.

00:17:48.400 Like, Clint losing his status of 110,000 followers immediately, like that, put him at the bottom

00:17:54.400 of the Tower Gang food chain-

00:17:56.400 Bottom.

00:17:57.400 To Toad.

00:17:58.400 You're one moment away, bitch.

00:18:00.400 Here's the crazy part.

00:18:02.400 I liked it.

00:18:03.400 Here's the crazy part.

00:18:04.400 I enjoyed it, actually.

00:18:05.400 Why is it assumed I'm at the bottom?

00:18:06.400 What the fuck?

00:18:07.400 You got-

00:18:08.400 You're at the bottom.

00:18:09.400 Clint, you got your-

00:18:10.400 Five percent.

00:18:11.400 You got your whole account back, right?

00:18:12.400 Yeah.

00:18:13.400 And now it's-

00:18:14.400 But to me, the disrespect still lays there.

00:18:15.400 It still lingers.

00:18:16.400 Yeah.

00:18:17.400 Like, I don't-

00:18:18.400 Like, I can't look at you-

00:18:19.400 You'll never look at me the same.

00:18:20.400 No, no, because-

00:18:21.400 That's fine.

00:18:22.400 It's like, the 110,000, it's just a-

00:18:24.400 It's just a number.

00:18:25.400 It's not real.

00:18:26.400 It's just forever.

00:18:27.400 It's not a real thing.

00:18:28.400 It's a reference.

00:18:29.400 This guy got hacked.

00:18:30.400 It's always gonna tarnish his reputation.

00:18:32.400 He's a hacky.

00:18:34.400 I'm fine with that.

00:18:35.400 I've never wanted you guys to treat me any differently, for the record.

00:18:38.400 So it's okay.

00:18:39.400 No, you think you're so much better than us.

00:18:42.400 Clint, before it was a joke.

00:18:44.400 No, no, no.

00:18:45.400 Because he came back in and he's like, I'm a superior to y'all again.

00:18:47.400 Just don't worry about that.

00:18:48.400 Well, that's because of what you said to me.

00:18:50.400 It was- I was fired back.

00:18:52.400 It's funny.

00:18:53.400 Yeah, but you meant it.

00:18:55.400 But you meant it, though.

00:18:58.400 Alright, Mailbag, goddammit.

00:18:59.400 Yeah, let's do Mailbag.

00:19:01.400 Alright.

00:19:02.400 Mark Vestibule, one of our favorite contributors to the Mailbag.

00:19:07.400 Which would you rather do for once a month for the rest of your life?

00:19:11.400 Watch Titanic or have 10 minutes of cock and ball torture?

00:19:15.400 Watch Titanic.

00:19:17.400 Yeah, Titanic's not a bad movie.

00:19:19.400 No.

00:19:20.400 It's a terrible movie.

00:19:21.400 I would say, like, make it a much worse movie.

00:19:24.400 I feel like the movie's a little too long.

00:19:26.400 Yeah, like Cuties.

00:19:28.400 No, Cuties.

00:19:29.400 Ugh.

00:19:30.400 No, Cutie's fine.

00:19:34.400 You gotta give it a chance, I mean.

00:19:36.400 No, no.

00:19:37.400 I would be like, um...

00:19:39.400 The human citipede.

00:19:40.400 Like, if it was like human citipede or not cock and ball torture.

00:19:43.400 I'd watch human citipede.

00:19:44.400 Human citipede is so much better than Titanic.

00:19:46.400 What are you talking about?

00:19:47.400 What's that one movie that's like the most over the top movie?

00:19:51.400 Toad would probably know it.

00:19:52.400 Triple R?

00:19:53.400 The Serbian story?

00:19:54.400 Oh, no, Serbian film.

00:19:55.400 A Serbian film.

00:19:56.400 Like, I've heard of that, and I'm like, I will never watch it.

00:19:59.400 It has actual, like...

00:20:00.400 I think that's...

00:20:01.400 There is one of them out there that has actual snuff film in it.

00:20:03.400 They rape a newborn infant in it.

00:20:05.400 Yeah.

00:20:06.400 One of them actually has, like, snuff film.

00:20:08.400 It's not real, but...

00:20:09.400 Jesus.

00:20:10.400 Oh, that's not Serbian.

00:20:11.400 There's one that is out there that actually has snuff film in it.

00:20:13.400 Like, you actually see people actually get shot and killed.

00:20:15.400 A Serbian film...

00:20:16.400 Like, I would rather watch, like, an actual snuff film than have my dick and balls tortured.

00:20:20.400 What are we talking about?

00:20:21.400 Yeah, this is like, would you rather, like, do straight heroin or have a cheeseburger every

00:20:26.400 month?

00:20:27.400 Like, yeah.

00:20:28.400 Like, heroin, obviously.

00:20:29.400 Dick and ball torture is awesome.

00:20:31.400 Is the cock and ball torture...

00:20:33.400 Like, how do we defining cock and ball torture?

00:20:35.400 Yeah, is it going to arouse you?

00:20:36.400 Like, how hard are we going here?

00:20:37.400 Is it sexy torture?

00:20:38.400 Okay, arouse you is all the way up to you, man.

00:20:41.400 Like, it's like, if someone is torturing your cock and balls, that arouses you.

00:20:44.400 That's just on you.

00:20:45.400 If you're using the word torture, it's probably not going to be a pleasure.

00:20:48.400 Yeah.

00:20:49.400 It doesn't sound pleasant.

00:20:50.400 I don't know, because I'm thinking about it and, like, Kate Winslet's tits don't really

00:20:53.400 do it for me, but, like, I don't know, playing with my cock and balls a bit hard might.

00:20:57.400 A bit hard.

00:20:58.400 It's not a bit hard.

00:20:59.400 It's torture.

00:21:00.400 They're putting them in clamps, dude.

00:21:02.400 Probably.

00:21:03.400 Have you ever been to PainOlympics.com?

00:21:04.400 That's what we're talking about.

00:21:05.400 The problem is, like, it sounds like it'd be slightly fun, but it's like, to what extreme?

00:21:09.400 Like, it's like, like, it's when you get something spicy.

00:21:11.400 Like, if I order a spicy thing somewhere, I'm like, I don't want it to be really spicy,

00:21:14.400 but just a little, you know?

00:21:16.400 Like, you never know what to order.

00:21:17.400 Like, do I get mild?

00:21:18.400 Do I get medium?

00:21:19.400 Like, what's too hot, you know?

00:21:21.400 Wait, am I the only one here that has seen PainOlympics?

00:21:24.400 Am I on the outlier on this one?

00:21:25.400 I've heard of it.

00:21:26.400 I'm not going to watch it.

00:21:27.400 Okay, because I remember, I was working at a water park, and some of the patrons there

00:21:33.400 came up to me and they were like, have you seen the PainOlympics?

00:21:35.400 I'm like, no.

00:21:36.400 I showed me a guy nail his dick to a table.

00:21:39.400 Whoa.

00:21:40.400 What?

00:21:41.400 Yeah.

00:21:42.400 Just straight up, like, fucking beep, beep, beep, beep.

00:21:44.400 And then, like, another guy, like, smashed his nuts and then squeezed out, like, whatever

00:21:51.400 juice was in there.

00:21:52.400 No.

00:21:53.400 Like, it's crazy shit, man.

00:21:54.400 Come on.

00:21:55.400 Yeah, dude.

00:21:56.400 It's fucking, it's one of the...

00:21:57.400 What do you mean you squeeze out whatever juice is in there?

00:21:59.400 You know I'm getting paid minimum wage for this job.

00:22:02.400 Like, I don't have to take this.

00:22:03.400 I don't have to watch this.

00:22:04.400 I swear the majority of times someone has shown me a video like that, it's almost never

00:22:09.400 someone that has a close enough relationship with me to show me something like that.

00:22:13.400 This is just somebody that I just...

00:22:14.400 What are you doing?

00:22:15.400 I am.

00:22:16.400 It was a gym rat, a pool rat that came just every day to the pool and so they just saw

00:22:19.400 me a lot and they were just like...

00:22:21.400 Has it ever been confirmed that Two Girls, One Cup was real or not?

00:22:24.400 I don't want to know.

00:22:25.400 Why wouldn't that be real?

00:22:26.400 What kind of weird conspiracy theory is this?

00:22:30.400 Well, because the shit is so fluid.

00:22:32.400 If you watch it, it's fucking horrifying how easily in and out of their asses it comes.

00:22:36.400 Guys, on the next...

00:22:37.400 I have not watched it in that amount of time.

00:22:39.400 Well, I have.

00:22:40.400 You should.

00:22:41.400 We got Tim coming on and he's gonna debunk the Two Girls, One Cup video.

00:22:44.400 I remember, I do remember hearing like things like, oh, that was just like chocolate ice cream

00:22:49.400 and there was like...

00:22:50.400 Now the throw up...

00:22:51.400 It was like funnel pumped or like turkey baster pumped into their asses.

00:22:54.400 Yeah, now what about like the throw up though?

00:22:56.400 Like that...

00:22:57.400 Can you like...

00:22:58.400 What kind of...

00:22:59.400 Can you fake throw up?

00:23:00.400 Like it looked pretty real.

00:23:01.400 No, that's probably true.

00:23:02.400 Like that?

00:23:03.400 I don't even remember them throwing up in it.

00:23:04.400 They threw up into each other's mouths, dude.

00:23:06.400 Yeah, dude.

00:23:07.400 Jesus.

00:23:08.400 They do that now.

00:23:09.400 They do that now with like all that spit.

00:23:11.400 You ever see those nasty...

00:23:12.400 Yeah.

00:23:13.400 Do you remember Top Girl?

00:23:14.400 It's like...

00:23:15.400 Oh, yeah.

00:23:16.400 I've seen...

00:23:17.400 I saw a video today on Instagram.

00:23:18.400 Like how did they do that?

00:23:19.400 I saw a thing on Instagram today where a guy made fried rice and then the girl just

00:23:23.400 comes over and she just spits in it.

00:23:24.400 And he's like, oh, thank you, master.

00:23:26.400 And then he just fucking eats it.

00:23:27.400 Yeah, I swear to God.

00:23:28.400 That's weird shit.

00:23:29.400 That ain't shit.

00:23:30.400 Oh, did I show you the one?

00:23:32.400 I'm pretty sure I showed you the one or we watched it on the video of the girl doing

00:23:36.400 like BDSM out in public.

00:23:38.400 She had the big like...

00:23:39.400 You know those red boots everybody wears?

00:23:40.400 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:41.400 Yeah, and she starts kicking them in the nuts and stuff.

00:23:43.400 That's cock and ball torture, right?

00:23:45.400 That is cock and ball torture, yeah.

00:23:46.400 So it's...

00:23:47.400 Yeah, would you rather watch Titanic or have a girl with big red boots kick you in the

00:23:50.400 nuts?

00:23:51.400 But the conundrum is also like a light slap.

00:23:53.400 Titanic.

00:23:54.400 That's technically cock and ball torture too.

00:23:55.400 So, you know, we're gonna draw the line.

00:23:56.400 I'll take the cock and ball torture.

00:23:58.400 Cock and ball torture is just what Elizabeth does to me every week with blue balls.

00:24:01.400 She's just like...

00:24:02.400 Yeah, I don't have three hours.

00:24:03.400 I don't have three hours to listen to my friend's shows.

00:24:05.400 I'm gonna watch the Titanic.

00:24:06.400 I got no fucking time for this.

00:24:08.400 And imagine how much I slap my dick and balls around for 10 minutes.

00:24:11.400 I gotta get on with this.

00:24:12.400 I'm short on time.

00:24:13.400 Kick me in the nuts, bitch.

00:24:14.400 I gotta go.

00:24:15.400 Well, dude, imagine how much worse it gets because the Titanic is just the same thing

00:24:19.400 over and over again.

00:24:20.400 The cock and ball torture...

00:24:21.400 Yeah, getting kicked in the nuts is also the same thing over and over again.

00:24:23.400 No, no, no.

00:24:24.400 It's just cock and ball torture.

00:24:25.400 You can switch it up, man.

00:24:26.400 Vary it up.

00:24:27.400 It's true.

00:24:28.400 You can get a whip or something.

00:24:29.400 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:30.400 Like...

00:24:31.400 How much variety can you handle before your virility is toast, dude?

00:24:34.400 Come on.

00:24:35.400 Let's spice it up.

00:24:36.400 I'm very virile, man.

00:24:37.400 I can handle a lot.

00:24:38.400 At what point...

00:24:39.400 How many months in would it finally...

00:24:40.400 You would go like, okay, this is gonna make me cum?

00:24:43.400 How long would it take before you...

00:24:45.400 And then how long after that would it be like, now I need my asshole destroyed or like

00:24:50.400 this cock and ball torture isn't doing it anymore for me?

00:24:52.400 Oh, you mean like...

00:24:53.400 Yeah.

00:24:54.400 You've put it up a level of...

00:24:55.400 Yeah, you've got a...

00:24:56.400 I have a feeling Toad can answer this question.

00:24:58.400 Toad's like...

00:24:59.400 Yeah, so three years ago when it started...

00:25:02.400 This question right here is why I'm glad my wife never was willing to stick her finger

00:25:06.400 in my asshole because it's like what level of depravity will we have gone to after that?

00:25:10.400 Yeah, then you get to the point where it's like you're wanting to be sounded by like

00:25:13.400 larger items.

00:25:14.400 Cole, what do you do after shaving handles?

00:25:15.400 Yeah.

00:25:16.400 What do you do after that?

00:25:17.400 But what comes next?

00:25:18.400 I never really tried anything else.

00:25:20.400 You're a liar, really.

00:25:21.400 What are you putting in your asshole now, Cole?

00:25:23.400 Look at his face.

00:25:24.400 That was the most deceptive face you've ever made in your life.

00:25:25.400 I don't do nothing with my asshole, boys.

00:25:29.400 I mean, no, because...

00:25:30.400 I've never really tried anything else other than that.

00:25:33.400 Me and Elizabeth are watching through Shameless again.

00:25:35.400 And there's an episode on this where a guy had a sex addiction.

00:25:38.400 Solo cups, that's what.

00:25:40.400 Dude, how great is the chick's rack in Shameless?

00:25:43.400 Her rack is amazing.

00:25:44.400 Which one?

00:25:45.400 Which chick?

00:25:46.400 I don't know.

00:25:47.400 There's nudity all over that show.

00:25:48.400 The main brunette.

00:25:49.400 I don't know.

00:25:50.400 Emily Rosam.

00:25:51.400 Emily Rosam, yeah.

00:25:52.400 The skinny bitch?

00:25:54.400 Yeah, very skinny.

00:25:56.400 Jose's probably more into the black girl.

00:25:58.400 She's okay.

00:25:59.400 She's too skinny.

00:26:00.400 I just said break rack, relax.

00:26:01.400 We're about to fight right now, guys.

00:26:02.400 I can't wait for this.

00:26:03.400 We're about to fight.

00:26:04.400 Go ahead, keep fighting.

00:26:05.400 I'm gonna...

00:26:06.400 She's mid.

00:26:07.400 There is an episode where one of the guys, he was like, no, I have a sex addiction.

00:26:12.400 I can't do anything outside of missionary or I'll go off the deep end.

00:26:16.400 And the woman was like, no, I really want to put something up your ass.

00:26:19.400 So she puts a dildo up his ass.

00:26:20.400 The next day he has a sex wing up.

00:26:22.400 And he was like...

00:26:24.400 So that's the thing.

00:26:25.400 What's the...

00:26:26.400 She's the...

00:26:27.400 She's mid.

00:26:28.400 I'm just gonna put out there she's mid.

00:26:29.400 Mid.

00:26:30.400 Dude, this chick...

00:26:31.400 Solid mid.

00:26:32.400 She looks like a holocaust victim.

00:26:33.400 Like archetypical mid.

00:26:35.400 She's much better than mid.

00:26:36.400 You guys are such idiots.

00:26:37.400 No, she's way too...

00:26:38.400 No, this is just the body type you like.

00:26:40.400 The...

00:26:41.400 Yeah.

00:26:42.400 Yeah, it is.

00:26:43.400 Like just...

00:26:44.400 Yeah.

00:26:45.400 It's awesome.

00:26:46.400 Clint...

00:26:47.400 Clint wants to fuck like a skeleton.

00:26:48.400 No tits.

00:26:49.400 Literally no tits.

00:26:50.400 She's got great tits.

00:26:51.400 You can fucking look her up naked.

00:26:52.400 He likes 22 year olds that look like 12 year olds.

00:26:55.400 With huge racks.

00:26:57.400 I like 12 year olds with huge racks.

00:26:58.400 I've said this about...

00:26:59.400 That's about when the boobs come in.

00:27:01.400 You don't like huge racks.

00:27:02.400 You're like moderately large.

00:27:03.400 He's like, I like training brawl racks.

00:27:05.400 That's what I want.

00:27:06.400 Training brawl racks.

00:27:07.400 Like a small bee is big tits for you for some reason.

00:27:10.400 Clint's walking around in the middle school playground,

00:27:12.400 like looking for the one girl that's like...

00:27:14.400 That's developed like more quickly than everybody else.

00:27:17.400 God damn, Toad.

00:27:18.400 That was graphic enough.

00:27:19.400 I'm pretty sure you've done it before.

00:27:21.400 Alright, what's the next fucking question?

00:27:25.400 Um...

00:27:26.400 Conspiracy extremists.

00:27:27.400 Fuck, marry, kill.

00:27:28.400 Again?

00:27:29.400 Mark...

00:27:30.400 Mark Random, Dave Smith, and Owen Benjamin.

00:27:33.400 Oh.

00:27:34.400 That's actually a good one.

00:27:35.400 I would want to make a life with Owen.

00:27:36.400 So, Mary.

00:27:37.400 Uh...

00:27:38.400 Fuck between...

00:27:39.400 Fuck Mark Random.

00:27:40.400 Oh, random would be my fuck.

00:27:41.400 Oh God, dude.

00:27:42.400 I don't want to kill Dave, but...

00:27:43.400 I want to kill Dave.

00:27:44.400 One less you.

00:27:45.400 I'm...

00:27:46.400 One less you.

00:27:47.400 Like...

00:27:48.400 I think you gotta fuck...

00:27:49.400 You gotta fuck Mark.

00:27:50.400 I gotta...

00:27:51.400 Mark's the pro.

00:27:52.400 But I don't...

00:27:53.400 I will kill...

00:27:54.400 I will kill Dave humanely,

00:27:56.400 unlike the rest of the Palestinians that are not going to kill him humanely

00:27:59.400 whenever they get a hold of him.

00:28:00.400 I'm really torn between marrying Dave and Owen,

00:28:02.400 and then that...

00:28:03.400 Whoever I don't marry, I kill.

00:28:04.400 Yeah, it's unfortunate, but I don't know,

00:28:06.400 because Owen would, like, make me into his builder buddy.

00:28:09.400 Hey man, she doesn't do that, man.

00:28:10.400 Trust me.

00:28:11.400 I don't know if that's great.

00:28:12.400 I'll tell you what.

00:28:13.400 I'm over Dave, so it's clearly...

00:28:16.400 And now it's like, I'm gonna kill Random.

00:28:18.400 That's really what it's coming down to.

00:28:20.400 Killing Dave or killing Random.

00:28:21.400 And who gives me more value right now?

00:28:22.400 You know Random would be a great fuck.

00:28:23.400 You know that.

00:28:24.400 Random would be a great fuck.

00:28:25.400 He already...

00:28:26.400 He's the instant fuck.

00:28:27.400 Dude, I bet he like...

00:28:29.400 I bet he throws it back.

00:28:30.400 I bet he's soft.

00:28:32.400 Dude.

00:28:33.400 He does look soft, you know?

00:28:34.400 Yeah.

00:28:35.400 Dave doesn't look soft.

00:28:36.400 Dave looks like...

00:28:37.400 Dave looks like he can cut you with his ass.

00:28:42.400 Yeah, he's got that fucking diamond ass.

00:28:44.400 Dave looks like...

00:28:45.400 He looks like he complained the whole time.

00:28:46.400 Like, that you're just fucking him in the back.

00:28:48.400 He'd be like, this is not what Rothbard wanted.

00:28:50.400 Or talk about, like, libertarian theory.

00:28:52.400 Like, he's like fucking...

00:28:53.400 He's just like...

00:28:54.400 You know what Rothbard said about fucking?

00:28:56.400 Shut up, Dave.

00:28:57.400 Just like...

00:28:58.400 I just think, like, Random would like...

00:29:00.400 Would know how to take care of me knowing it's my first time.

00:29:02.400 Yeah.

00:29:03.400 Oh, he's ready to roll.

00:29:04.400 I feel like he's already done gay shit.

00:29:05.400 Like, clearly.

00:29:06.400 Random?

00:29:07.400 Yeah.

00:29:08.400 100%.

00:29:09.400 I feel like he would be like, yeah, I've done gay shit.

00:29:10.400 He'd be like, oh, just like, yeah, join this club.

00:29:13.400 Like...

00:29:14.400 I suck dick.

00:29:15.400 I didn't like it.

00:29:16.400 Moved on.

00:29:17.400 Yeah, for...

00:29:18.400 Random actually does look like one of my best friends from childhood.

00:29:21.400 But I never fucked him.

00:29:22.400 But he was gay.

00:29:23.400 Do you think, like...

00:29:24.400 But the problem with, like, Random is after you fuck him, how quickly do you get out of

00:29:28.400 the house before he starts talking to you?

00:29:30.400 Yeah.

00:29:31.400 Well, see, that's the thing.

00:29:32.400 I would fuck him.

00:29:33.400 You'd be mid-fuck.

00:29:34.400 And then make sure I incapacitate him.

00:29:35.400 And then do what Clint usually does, and leave right away.

00:29:39.400 Yes.

00:29:40.400 I've got decades of practice.

00:29:41.400 He's like, my balls are empty, and you are no longer hot.

00:29:45.400 Imagine being in Random's house, like, sitting on that couch that he's on.

00:29:50.400 Imagine, like, we were all there live with him.

00:29:52.400 What kind of fucking...

00:29:53.400 His casting couch?

00:29:54.400 What kind of energy is he giving off, like, in real life?

00:29:57.400 It's probably, like, overwhelming.

00:29:59.400 It's very schizo, for sure.

00:30:01.400 It's either totally manic or, like, heroin chic.

00:30:05.400 I don't know.

00:30:06.400 Owen's the clear Mary, though, right?

00:30:09.400 Like, how amazing...

00:30:10.400 No, for me, it's Dave.

00:30:11.400 Oh, my God.

00:30:12.400 Power couple.

00:30:13.400 You're living on a farm, doing racist research together, like, just hanging out with the

00:30:16.400 boys.

00:30:17.400 Clint has a point.

00:30:18.400 Clint, out of all of us, should marry Dave, because it is a power couple.

00:30:21.400 Yeah.

00:30:22.400 But all of us...

00:30:23.400 Honey, I want to go on Rogan with you this week.

00:30:24.400 Because he's also a rootless cosmopolitan, so...

00:30:26.400 Honey, can I go to PBD with you?

00:30:28.400 Honey, can we go to Rogan again?

00:30:30.400 Yeah, bitch.

00:30:31.400 Yeah, fuck yeah, dude.

00:30:32.400 Hell yeah.

00:30:33.400 So, wait.

00:30:34.400 No, wait.

00:30:35.400 In this situation, you'd be the girl, Clint?

00:30:38.400 We're saying, like, fuck, marry, kill.

00:30:39.400 No, no, that was...

00:30:40.400 You fuck Dave.

00:30:41.400 No, that was Dave asking me to go back on Rogan again.

00:30:43.400 Oh, I see.

00:30:44.400 I'm just kidding.

00:30:45.400 No, it was me.

00:30:46.400 The problem with any one of these that Clint's fuck is that he can't call their mom after

00:30:50.400 order to come pick him up.

00:30:52.400 Damn.

00:30:53.400 Damn.

00:30:54.400 What the fuck?

00:30:55.400 Jesus.

00:30:56.400 Why is this kid fucking meme sticking?

00:30:59.400 I don't understand.

00:31:00.400 I did all of age women and I still get accused of this.

00:31:03.400 Clint's the oldest of us and he likes them the youngest.

00:31:06.400 No.

00:31:07.400 Well, maybe in terms of age differential, but I'm still dating, you know, women in their

00:31:11.400 twenties and thirties.

00:31:12.400 You're looking past...

00:31:13.400 You're looking past...

00:31:14.400 This guy has, like, a hundred acres of farmland with a functioning farm.

00:31:17.400 Yeah.

00:31:18.400 And the guy's, like, literally old.

00:31:19.400 There you go.

00:31:20.400 But income-wise, Dave is fucking kicking the shit out of Owen Benjamin.

00:31:23.400 Also, Top, look who you're talking to.

00:31:24.400 The guy that has a high-rise in Miami.

00:31:26.400 Living in a high-rise in Miami.

00:31:27.400 Yeah.

00:31:28.400 He's not going to go to a farm afterwards.

00:31:30.400 Owen has a literal cult, okay?

00:31:32.400 Like...

00:31:33.400 That's pretty nice.

00:31:34.400 You would be married...

00:31:35.400 You'd be a queen of a cult.

00:31:37.400 Yeah.

00:31:38.400 Dude, you're right.

00:31:39.400 That sounds kind of not so good.

00:31:41.400 I don't know.

00:31:42.400 Sounds dope.

00:31:43.400 I wouldn't even be one of his builder buddies, I guess.

00:31:45.400 I'd be Owen's concubine.

00:31:46.400 It would be awesome.

00:31:47.400 Let's do it.

00:31:48.400 All right.

00:31:49.400 I'll choose Owen for...

00:31:50.400 You're going to be his fucking...

00:31:51.400 His builder buddy, so enjoy.

00:31:52.400 Oh, no.

00:31:53.400 Oh, no, no.

00:31:54.400 All right.

00:31:55.400 Yeah.

00:31:56.400 Go ahead.

00:31:57.400 Next one.

00:31:58.400 Last one.

00:31:59.400 All right.

00:32:00.400 We got...

00:32:01.400 Who would you guys like to have most on the show next?

00:32:03.400 Lord Miles 2, Electric Boogaloo, or Count Dankula, or Sam Hyde.

00:32:08.400 And this is from Hunter Goody.

00:32:10.400 I think Dank...

00:32:11.400 Honestly, I think Dank would be the best hangout.

00:32:13.400 No.

00:32:14.400 I'm going Sam Hyde.

00:32:15.400 But here's the thing is...

00:32:16.400 But Sam might derail the whole thing intentionally.

00:32:18.400 Lord Miles is already...

00:32:19.400 Lord Miles is already going to come on.

00:32:20.400 So that's already like...

00:32:21.400 I don't think...

00:32:22.400 I might use it for like a performance art thing and do some crazy shit and derail the entire

00:32:25.400 thing.

00:32:26.400 No, Sam Hyde is the...

00:32:27.400 I'm going to be honest with you.

00:32:28.400 Like, I love Lord Miles, but he's not great for the show because he doesn't like to...

00:32:32.400 He's like all pretending as if he's Christian and shit.

00:32:35.400 I don't know.

00:32:36.400 I think the dynamic is awesome.

00:32:38.400 Last time we had him on, he was talking about how like he hadn't masturbated in forever

00:32:41.400 and his balls were cold.

00:32:42.400 We could still have a good time, but I'm saying in terms of just slotting him in and

00:32:45.400 being one of us, I think that fucking Count Dankula is one of us.

00:32:48.400 Yeah.

00:32:49.400 That's true.

00:32:50.400 Sam Hyde is even more one of us, I would say.

00:32:51.400 I was going to go with Sam Hyde.

00:32:52.400 I struggle to believe a man could have such an epic life as Miles and not capitalize the

00:32:57.400 pussy off of it.

00:32:58.400 Well, I told you.

00:32:59.400 It's a waste.

00:33:00.400 It's a waste.

00:33:01.400 Like an utter disgrace.

00:33:02.400 A waste.

00:33:03.400 Yeah.

00:33:04.400 He had two bottles of water and I was like, hey Sam, can I get a picture?

00:33:07.400 He says, yeah.

00:33:08.400 And he goes, you want a bottle of water?

00:33:10.400 And I was like, hey, thanks.

00:33:12.400 He immediately goes and just drinks both of them in front of me.

00:33:16.400 The whole thing.

00:33:17.400 That's chaotic energy that I can respect.

00:33:19.400 And then he goes like this.

00:33:20.400 Yeah.

00:33:21.400 You want that picture?

00:33:22.400 And I was like, yeah.

00:33:23.400 And then we took the picture.

00:33:24.400 I was like, fuck it.

00:33:25.400 What we're going to do is I'm going to like create the most chaotic episode ever and have

00:33:31.400 Mark Random on with Sam Hyde and then watch as the universe implodes.

00:33:35.400 We all leave.

00:33:36.400 The rule of two on that one.

00:33:39.400 We want to get a word in.

00:33:40.400 Look, I don't know about.

00:33:42.400 I don't know much about Sam Hyde other than his handles wicker and I respect the fuck

00:33:45.400 out of that.

00:33:46.400 The dude is one of the quickest dudes I've ever seen.

00:33:50.400 He was doing like announcements for the fights going on and he was quick.

00:33:54.400 Like real fast.

00:33:55.400 He would be great on here.

00:33:56.400 All right.

00:33:57.400 Well, then Sam is one of the one of the greatest trolls of all time.

00:34:01.400 Like I think he came in like like actually to hang and not to do some bullshit or do

00:34:06.400 crazy stuff.

00:34:07.400 I actually think he'd be great because like he would vibe.

00:34:09.400 Well, he's all about the fucked up jokes.

00:34:11.400 Like like it's like this whole thing.

00:34:13.400 So he'd be with that accent and just talking about like cunts and Nazis and shit.

00:34:18.400 He'd be fun as fuck.

00:34:19.400 I don't know.

00:34:20.400 You need to look up the Sam Hyde video of when he's in that like puffy orange jacket talking

00:34:26.400 about fat and poor people.

00:34:27.400 It's fucking hilarious.

00:34:28.400 And he's just like what he was like.

00:34:30.400 They come up to you in public and he's like fuck away from me.

00:34:33.400 Like he's like he hates fat and poor people.

00:34:35.400 I'm still pissed that he got that wicker handle.

00:34:37.400 That should have been mine.

00:34:38.400 I don't know.

00:34:39.400 How do you get that shit?

00:34:40.400 I don't know.

00:34:41.400 It's cool as fuck though.

00:34:42.400 Yeah.

00:34:43.400 Guys, I want to tell you a quick story.

00:34:44.400 Please.

00:34:45.400 So.

00:34:46.400 Story time.

00:34:47.400 Story time.

00:34:48.400 Yeah.

00:34:49.400 I think it was like Saturday or Friday.

00:34:50.400 You know, I have this rule where every time I shave, right?

00:34:53.400 Zero pussy.

00:34:54.400 No, I don't know the rule.

00:34:55.400 No, I don't know the rule.

00:34:56.400 It's not a rule.

00:34:57.400 It just keeps happening that way.

00:34:58.400 Oh, is this an ad read?

00:34:59.400 It's an ad read.

00:35:00.400 Yeah.

00:35:01.400 So I actually went and I shaved just the-

00:35:03.400 I don't think he asked for the belly button thing by the way.

00:35:05.400 He sent a picture.

00:35:06.400 What's going on here?

00:35:07.400 I said it to all of you.

00:35:08.400 But his gut's hanging down.

00:35:09.400 His dick is stretched as hard as it possibly can.

00:35:11.400 It's not impressive.

00:35:12.400 It's not hard.

00:35:13.400 His dick is fully erect.

00:35:14.400 His dick is hard as a rock.

00:35:15.400 Give me a fucking break.

00:35:17.400 I want to see a picture of your hard dick then you lying fucking scumbag.

00:35:22.400 I just-

00:35:23.400 Clip that.

00:35:29.400 Got him.

00:35:30.400 Pause.

00:35:31.400 got him

00:35:33.580 that was good

00:35:35.100 I was saying anyway I'm shaving my dick root

00:35:38.660 right and I used

00:35:40.140 the fucking five blade razor

00:35:42.560 because that's the one I had

00:35:43.560 five blades I only need one

00:35:45.680 and now I have mad

00:35:48.320 razor bumps

00:35:49.140 you should have been using the dough nigga

00:35:51.520 that's what I said we should have been using

00:35:53.360 the dough

00:35:54.560 then I shaved my homie's dick with a

00:35:56.760 the dough razor and he didn't have

00:35:58.960 that problem

00:35:59.680 N-A-D-E-A-U shaveco.com

00:36:03.760 minimize ingrown hairs razor burn and irritation

00:36:05.640 with our 100% recyclable plastic free razors

00:36:07.800 veteran owned family operated

00:36:08.860 Nadeau shaveco promo code tower gang

00:36:11.420 get yourself 15% off enjoy your shave

00:36:13.500 with N-A-D-E-A-U shaveco.com

00:36:15.640 listen you don't want to

00:36:17.700 show up to the gay orgy with those

00:36:19.500 fucking razor burn because

00:36:21.420 you have gonorrhea you want to get a

00:36:23.680 Nadeau and shave it no razor burn

00:36:25.540 you come up there you're the star of the show with your

00:36:27.360 fucking shaved dick I will say that

00:36:29.460 it does add an extra

00:36:31.740 layer it's like having a ribbed for

00:36:33.540 her pleasure condom that's

00:36:35.420 that's sort of what it's like so it's

00:36:37.480 not so bad yeah razor burn yeah

00:36:39.420 it's spiked for her but but then they

00:36:41.320 then they they bust and it's it's

00:36:43.120 yeah it's no good

00:36:44.420 hair is all the pus

00:36:45.860 herpes for your pleasure

00:36:47.860 I actually I actually I you know

00:36:49.340 I think we're at the same time I was

00:36:50.880 shaving my neck with Nadeau and like it

00:36:52.540 didn't know no I've gotten to the

00:36:54.240 finally the point where it doesn't like

00:36:55.480 nick me and I think it's not a problem

00:36:56.960 with the dough it's probably me I just

00:36:58.220 don't you gotta get used to the

00:36:59.680 single blade razors but yeah you're

00:37:01.300 gonna be more deliberate in your

00:37:02.740 movement yeah you can't like fucking

00:37:04.340 don't don't you know like

00:37:06.340 yeah you gotta be like tower gang and

00:37:10.920 eliminate the knicks and you gotta and

00:37:13.000 you gotta uh you gotta use the shaving

00:37:14.960 cream not on your don't jerk off with

00:37:16.780 it first just use it for what it's

00:37:18.160 intended for

00:37:18.800 um but yeah I I think what tower

00:37:22.560 gang should do though is open up uh

00:37:24.640 like a barber shop where we just shave

00:37:26.780 our fans dicks with Nadeau all right

00:37:28.980 I think that's enough uh shave banter

00:37:30.960 uh I don't think that's not a bad idea

00:37:33.780 though there isn't any I feel like

00:37:35.900 there's no outside for men there's no

00:37:38.680 like there's no dick barbers yeah I

00:37:40.880 will say I will say though when I use

00:37:42.240 Nadeau razors I feel like an old-timey

00:37:45.200 like western cowboy and I like that

00:37:47.140 energy oh you know what though I was

00:37:49.180 like yeah I was nagging this idea this

00:37:51.460 line of banter but now I think about

00:37:53.680 you ever get like the nice barber

00:37:55.220 shave like that like like the whole

00:37:57.920 like like that would be like and then

00:38:00.540 they get perfectly around on the balls

00:38:02.140 like and just like baby smooth put the

00:38:04.140 powder and all the stuff that would be

00:38:06.120 actually weird don't get me wrong but

00:38:09.240 also kind of fucking dope dude I like as

00:38:11.660 soon as I'm done with Nadeau I go out

00:38:13.540 into the the alleyway behind the saloon

00:38:15.820 and I fucking challenge a dude to a

00:38:17.820 duel it's it's great Nadeau and you

00:38:20.280 throw that little blade at him and just

00:38:22.080 cut his neck instead of you don't

00:38:23.180 shoot him you just fucking you just

00:38:24.240 have that ready no no I throw I throw

00:38:26.060 the Nadeau razor at him and then it

00:38:27.720 doesn't cut him and I go best razor in

00:38:29.740 the game well they're like no cuts

00:38:31.900 they're a very light metal I don't

00:38:34.320 really think it like it just kind of do

00:38:36.200 that thing where oh you know you just

00:38:38.420 don't have you don't have wrist power

00:38:39.880 if you can if you can do that with

00:38:44.560 playing cards you can definitely do

00:38:45.880 that with little those little right

00:38:47.100 safety razors no I've killed a man with

00:38:49.020 a deck you make like like arrange like

00:38:51.300 five of them in a star so that it's the

00:38:53.120 that it's a Nadeau in the star you know

00:38:56.120 what I mean all right well what else we

00:38:57.940 got you know if he said no throwing

00:39:07.540 star that would actually work but he

00:39:09.560 said in a doing start start bring it

00:39:14.080 back I don't want to have time out come

00:39:15.720 on come on you can't be doing that though

00:39:17.920 toad with the book you can't be doing

00:39:20.320 shitty plays on words with our sponsors

00:39:22.580 drop drop dangers now they're gonna all

00:39:25.540 right all right yo uh could you do the

00:39:28.280 uh the laney clip when you get a chance

00:39:30.660 octopi yeah oh yeah this is they see I

00:39:33.720 was arguing with toad before in the

00:39:35.500 pre-chat before everyone was in and I

00:39:37.220 was saying I think we should just

00:39:38.300 fucking review laney clips because

00:39:40.220 they're hilarious and he's like I don't

00:39:42.000 think it's a good idea and I was like

00:39:43.680 that means arbiter funny yeah arbiter

00:39:45.200 here's the thing with laney clips and I

00:39:47.520 need this to be I don't know I need to

00:39:49.300 be reviewed because I half the time have

00:39:51.280 no idea what the fuck is going on

00:39:52.960 exactly that's why we need to watch it

00:39:54.200 so I need to do like I thought maybe

00:39:56.200 y'all understand it I don't

00:39:57.920 interpret the art is that I have no

00:39:59.620 idea what's going on it's art it's

00:40:01.880 whatever you want it to mean okay there

00:40:04.380 are multiple interpretations of this but

00:40:06.020 in this one it is uh octopi hate the

00:40:08.780 jews that's the interpretation here also

00:40:10.940 uh can we can we like pay this training

00:40:13.100 to get something besides video shops I

00:40:14.780 don't have please stop trying to pay our

00:40:16.520 slaves for real it's probably like twenty

00:40:21.020 dollars like we could I don't have that

00:40:23.660 kind of money I lost my hundred ten

00:40:26.480 thousand we've been trying to pay laney

00:40:28.940 and he she won't let us it's weird like

00:40:31.700 we want to be an employee he's like I

00:40:33.620 just want to suck your dicks

00:40:34.700 guys just let me suck your dicks

00:40:36.980 all right I was telling I was telling

00:40:39.140 toad like like how I want to I want to

00:40:41.640 dissect these videos but I don't even

00:40:43.020 know what's a cold laney like I don't

00:40:44.680 even know if it's like I think it's he

00:40:46.180 right he says he but then I feel like I

00:40:48.120 don't want to disrespect you is it she

00:40:49.320 is I want to be rude but then she just

00:40:51.000 feels gay yeah yeah well I still want to

00:40:54.660 fuck him slash he's a beautiful man just

00:40:56.820 leave it at that we yeah we don't know

00:40:58.740 uh laney's gender or ethnicity really

00:41:01.540 it's it's all very mysterious please

00:41:04.080 click play

00:41:05.000 all right that's enough

00:41:06.200 the enemy lies in wait

00:41:17.680 yeah so so I'm pretty sure yeah

00:41:21.060 the enemy is like you look better bald son

00:41:25.120 and I was like you ready

00:41:26.080 right so so this is definitely a Jew

00:41:35.800 reference right the octopus yeah yeah

00:41:37.700 shut the fuck up we're watching it might

00:41:38.980 be you're fucking up the vibe toad

00:41:42.460 I'm trying to listen to the orchestral

00:41:45.500 music we will have our day

00:41:48.660 praise this is like an inventive trailer

00:41:52.740 for assembling a team

00:41:56.360 smashes their heads against the rock

00:41:59.300 maybe we don't go hard enough

00:42:02.680 yeah

00:42:03.160 like could we go any harder

00:42:07.560 Jesus Christ

00:42:08.720 that's what I was doing I was playing

00:42:10.160 4G chess this entire time saying that

00:42:12.340 we need to go even harder because

00:42:14.140 you're playing 4G suicide is what you're

00:42:16.120 doing

00:42:16.400 are you understanding the symbolism

00:42:30.860 Cole

00:42:31.220 I'm getting there

00:42:33.560 is this Walter

00:42:35.020 he's green

00:42:35.780 he's green

00:42:36.680 yeah they're lizard creatures

00:42:39.460 we know that

00:42:40.340 we're all God's first

00:42:42.720 he is fine

00:42:43.560 because the Jewish people in the land

00:42:46.400 of Israel are the bulwark

00:42:47.920 against the orcs

00:42:49.620 pay attention

00:42:50.220 okay the orcs are coming

00:42:52.500 not to a theater near you but to your home

00:42:55.240 hey guys I'll be flying over my private jet

00:42:57.380 that I got all these fucking idiots

00:42:59.600 Talmud gang

00:43:04.220 God

00:43:09.020 dude I hope we get like a spin-off

00:43:11.120 of like some Hesedic genes that get Talmud gang going

00:43:14.280 dude okay

00:43:16.640 what do we make of this

00:43:20.820 what is this

00:43:22.440 beautiful art

00:43:23.500 I never know

00:43:24.580 I never understand

00:43:25.740 I'm not gonna pretend like I get it

00:43:27.160 I just think it's fucking awesome

00:43:28.360 that's the

00:43:29.060 that's the one of the ones that I've most gotten

00:43:31.220 I think

00:43:31.960 because of the whole octopus thing

00:43:33.460 like it was pretty much in your face

00:43:34.900 it's like

00:43:35.500 goyim uprising warriors assemble

00:43:37.520 is what I got out of that

00:43:39.040 there's some of the other ones

00:43:42.680 I'm just like

00:43:43.400 this is just

00:43:44.200 watching a beheading video

00:43:45.680 and then Tower Gang over top

00:43:47.220 and it's cool

00:43:49.540 I'm down with it

00:43:50.580 100%

00:43:51.520 I think that's what

00:43:52.320 that's what bothers me the most about them

00:43:53.920 is they're

00:43:54.340 they're usually extraordinarily violent

00:43:56.700 wasn't there one with the like Ukraine war

00:44:00.320 and like someone

00:44:01.120 like a bomb went off

00:44:02.320 or some shit

00:44:03.040 Lainey's in the chat right now by the way

00:44:06.040 I think Tower Gang Psycho Gorman

00:44:08.680 that one there

00:44:09.640 with the guy

00:44:10.620 with the Chinese guy looks up

00:44:11.780 and he goes

00:44:12.180 Jesus wept

00:44:14.020 and then it just plays more music

00:44:15.580 I was like

00:44:15.860 what the fuck am I watching

00:44:17.080 it's so bizarre

00:44:19.360 but I

00:44:19.720 I don't know

00:44:20.580 what it is about them

00:44:21.180 every one of them is a masterpiece

00:44:22.140 it's just

00:44:23.280 I

00:44:23.600 but they're above

00:44:24.960 I think Lainey has like

00:44:26.340 a million IQ

00:44:27.620 because it's like a dude

00:44:28.980 trying to be a woman

00:44:30.220 that's also

00:44:31.200 but like going way above our heads

00:44:32.780 yeah but also like jacked

00:44:34.460 but like obviously a hot chick

00:44:36.280 and it's like

00:44:36.680 what the fuck

00:44:37.400 but still goes by he

00:44:38.760 but still goes by he

00:44:39.780 it's like I'm keeping my manliness

00:44:40.920 I don't get it

00:44:42.280 I don't get any of it

00:44:43.140 I don't get any of it

00:44:44.640 it's awesome

00:44:45.200 also like half

00:44:46.280 eating pussy

00:44:47.500 it's like

00:44:48.780 it's like

00:44:49.560 it's like hey guys

00:44:53.140 you know you're doing the gay podcast

00:44:54.400 I'm eating pussy

00:44:55.480 of course

00:44:55.920 yeah

00:44:56.560 yeah he definitely is eating pussy right now

00:44:59.640 play his other one

00:45:01.000 play the fucking psycho one please

00:45:02.320 Toad

00:45:02.560 it's just like

00:45:03.640 something about it

00:45:04.520 or her is his

00:45:05.420 he said him right

00:45:06.320 it's his

00:45:06.760 yeah

00:45:07.060 his

00:45:07.920 he his

00:45:08.500 just a sexy dude

00:45:09.520 that fucking fucks hot chicks

00:45:11.140 yo it's just

00:45:11.880 it's just

00:45:12.240 it's just my

00:45:12.900 it's just my nigga Lainey

00:45:14.180 it's like

00:45:15.900 what

00:45:16.160 is that like what like

00:45:17.560 Johnny Depp is

00:45:18.300 like kind of dressed like a woman

00:45:19.600 or a pirate or something

00:45:20.560 yeah that's what he is

00:45:20.880 he's

00:45:21.500 oh

00:45:21.880 Lainey's a Johnny Depp tranny

00:45:23.580 he smashed mad pussy

00:45:28.700 nailed it

00:45:29.140 but like

00:45:29.480 what is this

00:45:30.500 this guy's wearing like frilly fucking

00:45:32.500 oh yeah

00:45:33.280 all the fucking

00:45:34.300 like his main necklaces

00:45:35.440 and bracelets as he can

00:45:36.580 but they're made out of like

00:45:37.520 made out of his cock

00:45:39.060 that he

00:45:39.320 but you can hear

00:45:40.320 you can hear all of his bracelets

00:45:41.400 on his wrist like

00:45:42.240 clinking as he deadlifts 400 pounds

00:45:44.520 you think orange is a lot Clint?

00:45:49.840 this is the whale

00:45:51.460 this is the

00:45:52.340 the white whale

00:45:53.260 that we've been looking for

00:45:54.140 literally

00:45:54.480 we keep on asking for dick

00:45:56.400 this is the one

00:45:57.640 that will probably win the whole thing

00:45:59.540 Lainey's dick size

00:46:00.480 python

00:46:00.780 we don't have it

00:46:02.060 but we're past

00:46:03.000 cocktober

00:46:03.500 we do have one cock

00:46:04.640 left that we still need to

00:46:05.680 raid at some point

00:46:06.540 so

00:46:06.760 well let's play this video

00:46:07.920 and fucking Dave

00:46:09.340 keeps

00:46:09.740 reneging on us

00:46:11.180 he ain't gonna be on

00:46:12.300 until December

00:46:12.840 that stupid reneger

00:46:13.860 we don't even want you Dave

00:46:16.180 not at this point

00:46:16.900 get out of here

00:46:17.400 make it large

00:46:18.560 we're doing it

00:46:20.400 expand

00:46:21.400 Lainey too

00:46:22.200 here we go

00:46:24.900 Lainey Habermach

00:46:28.420 Habermach

00:46:30.820 wait I don't think

00:46:31.740 this is the one

00:46:32.360 nevermind

00:46:33.000 Slabermachach

00:46:34.760 alright

00:46:36.400 Lainey Slabermachach

00:46:38.760 Lainey Slabermachach

00:46:45.900 Lainey Slabermachnob

00:46:46.800 like Horn of the Cob

00:46:47.560 Mock

00:46:47.900 Cole you're from

00:46:55.340 you're from the south

00:46:56.020 this is too long

00:46:57.160 yeah this is too much

00:46:58.360 this isn't the one

00:46:59.560 this isn't the one

00:47:00.400 you know the one I'm talking about right

00:47:01.820 it's like a fucking crazy one

00:47:03.100 like I don't

00:47:03.400 I just don't know

00:47:03.820 that doesn't narrow it down man

00:47:06.160 I did add

00:47:06.920 two

00:47:07.660 I added two

00:47:09.120 like topics to this

00:47:11.160 and I kind of want to get to them

00:47:12.040 because they're pretty good

00:47:12.780 I think

00:47:13.060 Transforsum or Mayor Transsuicide

00:47:14.880 we gotta do both

00:47:15.600 Mayor Transsuicide

00:47:16.680 is one that my dad told me about

00:47:18.880 my dad was just like

00:47:20.560 like he was just like

00:47:21.480 you hear about that

00:47:22.480 that pastor slash mayor

00:47:24.000 that

00:47:24.300 that was a train

00:47:25.780 and killed himself

00:47:26.400 and I was like

00:47:26.880 what

00:47:27.380 the fuck

00:47:28.160 I was like

00:47:28.980 dad this is perfect content

00:47:31.020 for my racist podcast

00:47:32.060 I literally

00:47:32.760 he immediately looked it up

00:47:34.040 and I went

00:47:34.340 wow

00:47:34.960 and I sent it to y'all

00:47:36.180 and I was like

00:47:36.940 yeah I literally

00:47:38.360 that is the perfect cross section

00:47:39.940 between like you

00:47:40.820 and like you're

00:47:41.440 you're probably like

00:47:42.140 boomer conservative dad

00:47:43.440 they were very

00:47:44.400 he was just like

00:47:45.220 because the funny thing

00:47:46.260 he was like

00:47:47.080 it was just like

00:47:48.240 he was a pastor

00:47:49.440 and a mayor

00:47:49.960 and he had these like

00:47:50.880 fantasies

00:47:52.260 and porn

00:47:53.560 it's like

00:47:55.260 here's Cole's circle

00:47:57.360 it's racist

00:47:58.220 here's his dad's circle

00:47:59.220 Jesus loving

00:48:00.640 and then the center circle

00:48:01.640 is hates trannies

00:48:02.720 it's just like

00:48:03.880 well to be fair

00:48:07.040 the center of it

00:48:07.700 is racism

00:48:08.440 yeah

00:48:08.880 man

00:48:09.660 look at that

00:48:10.700 fucking clown dude

00:48:11.800 honestly

00:48:12.120 the crazy thing is

00:48:13.480 looks better as a woman

00:48:14.600 than as a dude

00:48:15.320 yeah

00:48:15.700 far better

00:48:16.540 like that looks like

00:48:17.720 the pig you drag home

00:48:18.740 at the end of the night

00:48:19.400 like from the bar

00:48:20.660 like the last call

00:48:21.580 I was like

00:48:22.520 that's a thickie

00:48:23.540 well one question is

00:48:26.120 does he or she pass

00:48:28.120 I mean

00:48:29.340 no

00:48:29.620 just at a glance

00:48:31.180 from this photo

00:48:31.840 not looking closely

00:48:32.980 there's another photo

00:48:33.920 upon closer inspection

00:48:35.060 it'd probably be pretty fast

00:48:35.800 see this is the problem

00:48:36.640 with Jose's preferred body type

00:48:38.360 is that you can get caught up

00:48:39.540 by some balding 50 year old

00:48:41.760 if you're drunk enough

00:48:42.720 oh my god

00:48:43.440 we gotta talk about

00:48:44.260 the buff chick

00:48:45.920 or whatever

00:48:46.380 we can talk about that

00:48:47.740 we'll pull her in a second

00:48:48.480 you should have pulled up

00:48:49.160 Toad

00:48:49.640 you should have pulled up

00:48:50.300 the original one

00:48:51.720 from

00:48:52.260 1819

00:48:54.380 it's one of

00:48:55.700 it's the

00:48:56.380 here scroll down

00:48:57.260 because there's

00:48:57.920 it says where they did it from

00:48:59.580 because they said

00:49:00.120 Alabama Mayor of Pastor dies

00:49:01.540 after far right website

00:49:03.120 published pictures

00:49:03.760 of trans

00:49:04.340 and it's from the

00:49:06.100 where is it at

00:49:07.580 what was this guy's

00:49:10.420 political affiliation

00:49:11.400 I don't think it says

00:49:12.460 the name of it on here

00:49:13.380 yeah yeah

00:49:13.680 1819 News

00:49:14.440 yeah 1819 News

00:49:15.240 right there

00:49:15.620 yeah 1819 News

00:49:16.740 is the one

00:49:17.240 and apparently

00:49:17.720 they're like a

00:49:18.580 they were like a

00:49:20.320 Christian group

00:49:21.000 that turned into

00:49:21.560 like another

00:49:22.100 but they like

00:49:22.780 they did

00:49:23.420 they talked to the dude

00:49:24.520 they like actually

00:49:25.260 interviewed him

00:49:25.920 and they were just like

00:49:27.160 and it was so

00:49:28.200 like some of the things

00:49:29.060 that are so fucking funny

00:49:30.100 because at the end

00:49:30.900 he was just like

00:49:32.220 I'm gonna run for election

00:49:33.660 like one more time

00:49:34.520 and then I'm gonna move on

00:49:35.520 to other things

00:49:36.260 apparently those other things

00:49:37.280 was like burning in hell

00:49:38.640 because like

00:49:39.420 he killed himself

00:49:40.000 immediately after

00:49:40.900 yeah I would

00:49:43.200 I would say that

00:49:43.880 I guess

00:49:44.360 that means he doesn't pass

00:49:45.920 because he killed himself

00:49:46.920 so he was obviously

00:49:48.200 a tranny

00:49:48.740 can you scroll back up

00:49:50.240 to the photo

00:49:50.720 yeah

00:49:51.740 there's a better one

00:49:53.240 there's a better one

00:49:53.900 on the 1819 News

00:49:54.800 I just want to say

00:49:55.560 if you take these two

00:49:56.840 and like

00:49:57.540 obviously just for

00:49:58.260 assume the one on the right

00:49:59.740 is a chick

00:50:00.180 just for the sake of

00:50:01.080 you know argument

00:50:01.600 like I can totally understand

00:50:03.300 I've seen girls

00:50:04.060 I'd rather

00:50:04.620 I'd rather pick the life

00:50:05.920 on the right

00:50:06.420 you know what I mean

00:50:07.320 because like that just looks

00:50:08.540 like the generic

00:50:09.380 like loud

00:50:10.480 like whore-ish

00:50:11.620 fat chick

00:50:12.860 that like

00:50:13.480 with kind of big dates

00:50:14.380 they're married

00:50:14.900 it looks like a married

00:50:15.660 couple by the way

00:50:16.460 he just looks like

00:50:17.360 he like just dressed up

00:50:18.300 as his wife

00:50:18.980 it looks like his fat daughter

00:50:20.480 dude she looks

00:50:21.500 more fat daughter

00:50:22.220 that's true too

00:50:22.820 yeah fat daughter

00:50:23.380 it looks too young

00:50:24.180 to be his wife

00:50:24.820 she looks like

00:50:25.620 do you remember the

00:50:26.600 the like the

00:50:28.880 the chick from

00:50:29.980 eastbound and down

00:50:31.080 she got like really fat

00:50:32.540 and she looks exactly

00:50:33.440 like this tranny

00:50:34.660 do you think like

00:50:36.240 what's the first thought

00:50:37.200 after it comes out

00:50:38.040 do you think he cares

00:50:39.000 more about like his

00:50:40.080 his pastoral duties

00:50:41.380 or like his marriage

00:50:42.520 do you think he goes like

00:50:43.320 oh shit my like

00:50:44.380 my political career

00:50:45.600 or does he go like

00:50:46.120 oh shit

00:50:46.700 all the people I fucking

00:50:48.080 lied to in my church

00:50:48.840 like which one do you

00:50:49.560 think he goes to first

00:50:50.520 oh yeah

00:50:51.140 why did he kill himself

00:50:52.300 yeah but yeah

00:50:53.820 yeah like which one

00:50:54.720 like or does he go

00:50:55.620 family first

00:50:56.260 you're like

00:50:56.540 or but

00:50:56.980 I feel like your family

00:50:58.060 would have to know

00:50:59.100 did he

00:50:59.520 how did he kill himself

00:51:00.200 he's like oh I look

00:51:00.420 like a fucking clown

00:51:01.540 how did he kill himself

00:51:02.420 go back up toad

00:51:03.060 did he

00:51:04.000 did he

00:51:04.480 did he happen to lay

00:51:06.080 on the train tracks

00:51:07.000 because that would be

00:51:07.900 very funny

00:51:08.360 pictures take a moment

00:51:10.460 before disaster

00:51:11.300 the train's coming out

00:51:14.080 yo the camera is on a

00:51:16.700 gopro attached to the

00:51:17.800 fucking front of a train

00:51:18.900 and you just see him

00:51:21.100 like fucking lay down

00:51:22.680 but it takes long

00:51:23.340 he's out of breath

00:51:24.300 he's just chilling

00:51:27.300 that train's coming

00:51:28.440 120 miles per hour

00:51:29.460 and he's just like

00:51:30.000 here we go

00:51:30.700 do you think he killed

00:51:31.940 himself

00:51:32.120 like when he did it

00:51:32.840 do you think he

00:51:33.340 dressed up first

00:51:34.160 as the woman

00:51:34.740 like to die

00:51:35.640 as a woman

00:51:36.100 probably not

00:51:38.120 that's a great question

00:51:39.760 I don't know

00:51:40.360 because I feel like

00:51:41.760 you'd be like

00:51:42.280 you gotta die as the

00:51:43.240 woman if you're that

00:51:43.860 committed

00:51:44.160 yeah because

00:51:44.500 if you're that

00:51:44.860 committed to it

00:51:45.480 then you wouldn't

00:51:46.000 kill yourself

00:51:46.740 as the pastor

00:51:49.340 I wonder if he's

00:51:50.080 thinking like

00:51:50.620 if I die as a woman

00:51:51.980 I'm not going to

00:51:52.940 heaven for sure

00:51:53.720 I gotta

00:51:54.380 I have a chance

00:51:55.160 if I'm a man

00:51:55.920 Cole before you

00:51:56.980 before you and

00:51:57.900 Elizabeth were

00:51:58.620 completely broken

00:51:59.480 you were very

00:52:00.280 very Christian

00:52:01.480 people and then

00:52:02.620 something snapped

00:52:03.740 in you and you

00:52:04.960 and you guys broke

00:52:06.200 away from believing

00:52:07.480 the Christian dogma

00:52:08.920 what was that

00:52:09.420 because this guy

00:52:10.780 didn't have that

00:52:11.600 no I think it was

00:52:15.660 it was the

00:52:16.740 no you know what

00:52:17.660 it was for real

00:52:18.440 it was pussy

00:52:19.200 it was having sex

00:52:20.160 and I was like

00:52:20.540 god damn this is good

00:52:21.460 dude I just realized

00:52:22.560 no pussy for marriage

00:52:23.560 and I was like

00:52:24.040 pussy is real good

00:52:25.280 I just realized

00:52:26.820 Cole's the most likely

00:52:27.860 of us to get trans

00:52:29.180 at some point

00:52:30.360 I just thought of that

00:52:31.060 just because of the

00:52:31.760 depraved nature of him

00:52:33.300 and because it's like

00:52:34.700 you know you gotta

00:52:35.620 keep climbing that ladder

00:52:36.660 and what's that next

00:52:37.400 level fucked up

00:52:38.100 like getting trans

00:52:38.720 like as I become trans

00:52:40.100 or like I

00:52:41.060 or I'm after trans

00:52:42.640 you like to tape your

00:52:43.640 dick up and get

00:52:44.520 fucked in the ass

00:52:45.060 you penetrate your

00:52:47.000 butthole

00:52:47.400 you respond to commands

00:52:49.300 you're kind of the sub

00:52:50.080 Cole you're on our

00:52:51.220 way to being the

00:52:51.880 Adam 22 of this group

00:52:53.080 and I'm concerned

00:52:54.040 I don't like it

00:52:54.940 no that's never gonna

00:52:55.980 happen

00:52:56.180 but if you need an

00:52:57.060 actor

00:52:57.500 scroll down because I

00:53:02.380 think there's another

00:53:03.000 picture of him

00:53:03.680 we'll be cool about it

00:53:04.460 scroll down because I

00:53:05.440 want to say when I was

00:53:06.640 looking at this reading

00:53:07.300 this article there was

00:53:08.980 another one

00:53:09.660 there's a video

00:53:10.760 oh that's

00:53:11.560 that guy looks awful

00:53:12.960 should we play it

00:53:14.900 keep going down because

00:53:16.640 I

00:53:16.820 I thought there was

00:53:18.520 another picture of

00:53:19.420 I think it's down

00:53:21.920 from 1819 news

00:53:23.200 this is like he killed

00:53:24.140 himself because he

00:53:24.800 wasn't really thinking

00:53:25.840 forward like he let the

00:53:26.960 guilt kill him but he

00:53:28.540 could have landed on his

00:53:29.420 feet in the trans

00:53:30.120 community like that

00:53:31.320 oh easy

00:53:31.980 I'm the dude

00:53:32.420 he didn't start up a

00:53:33.160 trans a trans church

00:53:34.580 easy

00:53:35.180 oh yeah dude this guy

00:53:36.420 had it but he's stupid

00:53:37.660 do you want free LGBT

00:53:39.220 news every week

00:53:41.240 dude there was a

00:53:43.320 I find what the

00:53:44.960 because he had his

00:53:45.780 screen name on here

00:53:46.640 and it's actually pretty

00:53:47.220 funny and I could

00:53:48.260 like you got to find

00:53:49.200 it I can't remember

00:53:50.360 exactly what it was

00:53:51.240 yeah it's Clint

00:53:52.580 are you getting hacked

00:53:53.860 again you okay down

00:53:54.800 there yeah he's like

00:53:55.920 he got

00:53:56.200 what's going on

00:53:57.480 sorry friends I'm

00:53:58.920 back

00:53:59.140 the Jews at it again

00:54:00.480 what's going on

00:54:01.120 it says

00:54:02.320 are they ever not

00:54:03.480 he was known by

00:54:04.640 Baba I don't know

00:54:05.680 why is there

00:54:06.360 no there is another

00:54:08.320 one

00:54:08.520 hold on I gotta

00:54:09.760 I gotta find

00:54:10.460 I'm gonna find the

00:54:11.400 1819 news one

00:54:12.400 because it's definitely

00:54:13.220 still up

00:54:13.780 yeah I'm no longer

00:54:14.940 interested can we just

00:54:15.840 move please

00:54:16.600 all right yeah I

00:54:17.800 tried to find it but

00:54:18.800 yeah

00:54:19.020 thank you Toad

00:54:20.600 thank you for pulling

00:54:21.340 up Transforsum we're

00:54:22.400 doing a really good

00:54:23.000 job as you said the

00:54:24.080 governmental structure

00:54:24.840 dude I immediately

00:54:27.640 found it Toad I don't

00:54:28.760 know what you're

00:54:29.160 talking about you

00:54:29.560 could I'm literally

00:54:30.200 just well maybe you

00:54:31.660 maybe Cole you could

00:54:33.540 take a little initiative

00:54:34.620 and you could do

00:54:36.000 things like this

00:54:36.700 look I have it right

00:54:37.680 here I just bring it

00:54:39.520 up you dumb bitch

00:54:40.580 I am I just I didn't

00:54:41.840 think he was that bad

00:54:43.020 at this like I

00:54:43.980 literally literally one

00:54:45.640 thing out here so

00:54:48.580 that's oh okay yep

00:54:51.460 see what I mean

00:54:52.100 closer inspection

00:54:53.340 not so great

00:54:54.460 yeah no he looks

00:54:56.020 like he looks like

00:54:56.720 some some kids mom

00:54:58.120 like when I used to

00:54:58.800 work in the elementary

00:54:59.440 school some kids moms

00:55:00.840 like like a dance

00:55:01.740 mom looks like a

00:55:02.820 dance mom that's

00:55:03.680 what it looks like

00:55:04.380 to say I was a

00:55:05.340 stalker would be a

00:55:05.880 bit of an understatement

00:55:06.620 curvy transgender

00:55:07.680 Smith Station's

00:55:08.380 Mayor Copeland wrote

00:55:09.000 fiction about murdering

00:55:10.080 real-life local

00:55:10.900 businesswoman assuming

00:55:11.960 her identity so he not

00:55:13.820 only was one of his

00:55:14.640 friends he wanted to

00:55:16.040 like fill in that's

00:55:17.780 great I didn't know

00:55:18.740 this part about how

00:55:19.600 cool would that be I

00:55:20.800 wish that that had been

00:55:21.680 the story that he like

00:55:22.560 murdered some fucking

00:55:23.720 like anchor woman and

00:55:25.360 then tried to take her

00:55:26.420 place and everyone's

00:55:27.860 like what the fuck

00:55:28.760 dude they have the

00:55:30.280 actual story here

00:55:31.460 it's fan fiction

00:55:35.400 this kid this guy

00:55:36.480 definitely fucks kids

00:55:38.240 like there's no doubt

00:55:39.340 about it oh he did

00:55:40.340 no he's not he's not

00:55:41.400 he's not alive anymore

00:55:42.220 this guy's cool as fuck

00:55:43.500 I don't know why

00:55:43.980 I really wish he had

00:55:46.460 followed his dream here

00:55:47.340 honestly

00:55:47.700 considering that this guy

00:55:49.320 is a pedophile or was

00:55:51.120 he is also a pedophile

00:55:52.200 oh yeah there you go

00:55:53.020 not those dreams but

00:55:54.820 wait why are we calling

00:55:55.580 him a pedophile how do

00:55:56.340 we know he's a pedophile

00:55:56.920 no no but because he's

00:55:58.360 into the same physiognomy

00:55:59.600 type chicks that you are

00:56:01.040 so

00:56:01.360 yeah but if he's a

00:56:02.900 pedophile that means he's

00:56:03.880 also a killer of pedophiles

00:56:05.520 which is based

00:56:06.280 transition so this is like

00:56:08.800 stuff he posted become the

00:56:10.680 whore what if that's the

00:56:14.700 only way that pedophiles

00:56:16.360 can go to heaven is to

00:56:17.240 kill themselves

00:56:17.820 can you make that a

00:56:20.180 shirt top become the

00:56:22.720 whore actually take the

00:56:24.220 shots get implants become

00:56:25.820 the whore it's actually a

00:56:26.940 great just like that oh

00:56:28.460 my god like a comically

00:56:29.860 trans looking fuck and

00:56:31.360 just says become the whore

00:56:32.680 that's like eat the bugs

00:56:33.720 get in the pod to take

00:56:35.060 the shots get the implants

00:56:36.240 become the whore oh that

00:56:37.540 is great

00:56:38.060 I'm not even kidding top

00:56:41.680 this is a genius idea it's

00:56:43.960 a dude yes we're allowed

00:56:44.860 to show it you could

00:56:45.900 100% show a man

00:56:47.160 I don't know man if we're

00:56:50.280 to believe that he's a

00:56:51.200 woman then you can't I'm

00:56:52.060 still selling top on this

00:56:53.160 t-shirt idea make like a

00:56:54.500 fucking troon looking

00:56:55.460 bitch and become the whore

00:56:56.640 it's like the anti and it's

00:56:58.260 obviously it's a joke you

00:56:59.360 know I think it's genius I

00:57:00.820 think I think I bet you we

00:57:02.900 could get a bunch of

00:57:03.460 trannies wearing that shirt

00:57:04.740 yeah oh my god Laney would

00:57:06.300 wear that for sure

00:57:07.920 Laney's not a tranny you

00:57:09.220 piece of shit

00:57:09.940 yeah what is Laney well

00:57:11.540 Laney's like old school

00:57:12.560 tranny Laney's an old

00:57:13.860 school tranny back when it

00:57:14.680 was respectable you know

00:57:15.640 it's a sissy hypno fetish

00:57:17.120 it's been big for like 15

00:57:18.340 years

00:57:18.760 where does sub genre

00:57:20.060 I don't I still don't know

00:57:22.480 what that means

00:57:23.080 yeah yeah those are

00:57:24.300 certainly words

00:57:25.400 yeah

00:57:25.960 yeah I think this this

00:57:28.240 tranny guy when he killed

00:57:29.400 himself I think he did it

00:57:30.320 for the special pain

00:57:31.520 olympics

00:57:32.080 I was hacked based off of a

00:57:33.580 fishing scam you think I

00:57:34.560 know what a fucking sissy

00:57:35.560 hypno fetish is I don't

00:57:36.600 know what the fuck you're

00:57:37.180 talking about oh yeah

00:57:38.120 sissy hypno fetish

00:57:39.260 oh yeah I read about that

00:57:41.840 in

00:57:42.040 I read that in the New

00:57:45.100 York Times yesterday

00:57:46.160 in liberal faggot weekly

00:57:48.040 I've never

00:57:49.440 somebody

00:57:51.660 the more that this person

00:57:53.500 explains what their

00:57:54.600 sexuality is the less I

00:57:56.080 know

00:57:56.360 yeah

00:57:56.940 incredible

00:57:57.540 I don't know what the

00:57:58.480 fuck's going on

00:57:59.160 all right

00:57:59.540 bring up the

00:58:00.420 man who would be

00:58:00.860 forcibly feminized into a

00:58:02.340 slut

00:58:03.100 oh bro I can totally do

00:58:04.940 that to you Lenny

00:58:05.620 wait what does that

00:58:06.580 no no no he mean

00:58:07.580 he's not talking about

00:58:08.520 himself he's talking about

00:58:09.420 the tranny that we were

00:58:10.680 just talking about

00:58:11.520 no I think he's talking

00:58:12.800 about something like a

00:58:14.140 self-motivating become the

00:58:15.320 whore it's someone with

00:58:16.120 like a whip like become the

00:58:17.340 whore

00:58:17.580 I'm right I told you

00:58:19.220 then I take it back I

00:58:23.020 won't forcibly submit you

00:58:24.660 Lenny's like I'm eating

00:58:27.280 pussy I'm submitting the

00:58:28.560 woman fuck you

00:58:29.600 I'm a lesbian

00:58:32.360 please pull up the

00:58:33.380 trans foursome this

00:58:34.440 fucking photo is enough

00:58:35.640 for us to talk about

00:58:36.380 forever but I got to read

00:58:37.080 the subtitle sorry all

00:58:39.800 right oh yeah this is

00:58:42.020 crazy author comes out as

00:58:43.360 transgender man after his

00:58:44.920 wife came out as trans woman

00:58:46.300 and pair who have a trans

00:58:48.060 daughter now live in a

00:58:49.380 four-way relationship with

00:58:50.480 their trans lovers I don't

00:58:52.740 know one has a clue what

00:58:53.880 the fuck they want in this

00:58:55.160 entire thing I don't

00:58:56.820 understand that at all and

00:58:57.820 that one person has like

00:58:59.260 that weird like paganism

00:59:01.240 tattoo there that's dude

00:59:02.980 it's satanism dude I don't

00:59:05.380 know if you remember this

00:59:06.020 but Jordan Peterson talked

00:59:07.480 about this on like on Joe

00:59:10.000 Rogan where he's talking

00:59:10.740 about like the chances of

00:59:12.080 you having like a trans kid

00:59:13.680 is this much and then if

00:59:14.740 you also have like a poly

00:59:16.060 kid it's like this much and

00:59:17.200 he was like and the

00:59:18.340 chances of you being it

00:59:20.180 was like one in nine

00:59:21.020 billion is like is the

00:59:22.220 chance of that and he was

00:59:22.840 like and the chance of you

00:59:23.880 just being like a crazy

00:59:25.440 narcissist is one in eight

00:59:27.020 hundred ninety nine thousand

00:59:27.940 nine hundred and nine he

00:59:28.880 was like he was like that's

00:59:30.060 what this is like there's no

00:59:31.040 way bro this doesn't real

00:59:33.560 like it's not bro bro is

00:59:35.520 there anyone there that's

00:59:37.060 not born with a dick because

00:59:38.520 I can't tell they all look

00:59:40.460 like they were born with the

00:59:41.360 dick who's the woman maybe

00:59:44.100 the one with the polo shirt

00:59:45.480 on in the middle there I

00:59:47.020 feel like the ugly one with

00:59:48.620 the the cut bangs might be

00:59:50.060 the chick that just looks

00:59:51.520 like an ugly because so

00:59:52.920 the oh god if that's a

00:59:54.560 biological woman can we

00:59:56.120 break I want to break this

00:59:57.160 I want to break this down

00:59:57.940 look at those tits though

00:59:59.880 those look like real tits

01:00:01.260 I know I want to break this

01:00:02.700 down because it says like

01:00:03.440 the other one comes out as

01:00:04.480 trans as transgender man so

01:00:06.460 it was woman to man right

01:00:08.000 yeah you're right who is even

01:00:09.680 pretending to be a man two

01:00:11.380 of them are allegedly

01:00:12.100 pretending to be a man this

01:00:13.680 no they aren't this one is

01:00:14.960 the biological woman because

01:00:16.220 she's shorter than the rest

01:00:17.520 of them yeah that's the only

01:00:18.740 one I'm like fairly confident

01:00:19.860 about the other three they

01:00:21.100 look like dudes

01:00:21.880 this is what I want to do

01:00:23.880 the red line meme on this

01:00:25.320 because I'm very confused that

01:00:26.460 would really clear things up

01:00:28.160 green line red line I'm

01:00:29.260 trying to bring it down so

01:00:29.880 transgender man is woman to

01:00:31.300 man right so that was the

01:00:33.580 husband so like did they meet

01:00:35.700 whenever he was she was like

01:00:38.760 being a man and then it says

01:00:40.560 wife came out as trans woman

01:00:42.840 so that was man to woman so

01:00:44.160 it was a a man married a woman

01:00:47.700 but they were both flipped

01:00:49.840 Matt Walsh on suicide watch

01:00:51.740 right now dude it's it's a very

01:00:53.440 roundabout way of becoming not

01:00:55.200 gay again yeah it's it's a weird

01:00:57.220 like because like did they did

01:01:01.700 did they not know like did they

01:01:05.160 not know when they got together

01:01:06.640 and then had a kid and then like

01:01:08.780 the other one who's like wait I

01:01:10.460 was fucking your bussy but then

01:01:12.300 you you had the baby what the

01:01:13.940 fuck when I first read this I

01:01:16.980 thought it also said they were in

01:01:18.180 a relationship with their like

01:01:19.480 trans child I just figured that

01:01:22.820 out I had to like reread it multiple

01:01:24.700 times because I was like what and

01:01:26.080 it's like still like this is okay

01:01:27.780 at least now there's not kid

01:01:29.000 fucking involved now it's just a

01:01:30.260 bunch of fucking degenerates

01:01:32.140 so these other two are just

01:01:34.300 probably just randos that they

01:01:36.080 met that are also yeah right

01:01:37.460 that's what it's saying it's no

01:01:39.080 it's not the way that you have a

01:01:40.820 daughter comma the commas tell you

01:01:43.860 and pair you can almost throw out

01:01:45.500 the who have a trans daughter it's

01:01:46.580 a throwaway statement and pair now

01:01:48.700 live in a four-way relationship with

01:01:49.900 the trans lovers the comma tells it

01:01:51.800 learn grammar bitch yes I just

01:01:55.880 disagree now I want to look up I

01:01:58.220 what I'm saying about that is I think

01:01:59.640 Jose is exactly right but it's still

01:02:01.320 the way you talk to me I don't

01:02:02.420 appreciate it I kind of look at this

01:02:04.380 I'm just kidding I'm being such a dick

01:02:05.980 I just figured out myself I have the

01:02:08.880 article if you want the article also

01:02:11.060 calls this a polycule oh okay so

01:02:13.800 they're saying and a pair who has a

01:02:15.680 trans daughter so that's like an aside

01:02:18.040 there's another there's another insane

01:02:21.320 person in this family that's how commas

01:02:22.940 work top yeah I wonder I wonder why that

01:02:25.960 a child of theirs became trans I was

01:02:28.160 this person why not put this fifth

01:02:29.600 person in this photo the fifth child a

01:02:31.760 kid yeah but it's also a freak fucking

01:02:34.700 throw them in there at what point are

01:02:37.640 you just don't deserve it no no no no

01:02:40.160 at what point do you just go like who

01:02:42.680 cares if they're my child fuck them too

01:02:44.240 like if they're if they can identify as

01:02:46.940 what they aren't they can also identify

01:02:48.500 as a cum dumpster I've been put up a

01:02:57.140 little while ago I've been like Christmas

01:02:59.360 Day and and the the mother was like a

01:03:01.880 trans person with a she had a mussy or

01:03:04.400 a bussy and just walking butt naked and

01:03:06.560 and the kids just like watching her you

01:03:09.560 didn't do this also but it's really funny

01:03:12.140 because to be like I'm sterilized I can

01:03:14.360 fuck my daughter and not like nothing

01:03:15.980 gonna happen like I've been like all

01:03:17.780 the stuff I've been through I'm not

01:03:19.880 even shooting I'm shooting blanks now

01:03:22.460 like I it's just where do these other

01:03:25.280 two come from and are they also is it

01:03:26.960 that they're both trans as well like how

01:03:28.800 does sex work what are they even doing

01:03:30.840 well well I want to know is there a video

01:03:34.200 of that it's just like a bunch of

01:03:36.480 is it all like gay but I know how many

01:03:41.420 dicks there are how many dicks are there

01:03:43.260 I think it's I think it's three on one

01:03:46.080 it's all it's one it's one hideous

01:03:49.780 biological woman and three dudes in

01:03:52.000 dresses that's really what we're looking

01:03:53.400 at and then I feel I bet a couple of

01:03:55.780 them maybe one or two have had the

01:03:57.660 surgery so maybe they have mussies and

01:04:01.200 then maybe the woman now the way you say

01:04:03.540 mussy is so gay they get that mussy yeah

01:04:07.380 some of them might have mussies they

01:04:11.700 have they have mussy intonations you put

01:04:16.120 it make it sound like you're like yes

01:04:17.900 this article does say that we're right

01:04:21.620 that the second one in there the short

01:04:23.200 one is indeed a biological female so we

01:04:25.460 got that right this would be toad saying

01:04:27.840 that but yes how does sex work their

01:04:33.500 daughter looks sad is there a picture of

01:04:34.920 a daughter in this can you imagine that

01:04:36.300 that dude on the right is such a

01:04:38.220 fucking disaster a Satanist bald-looking

01:04:41.820 motherfucking like what's the what's the

01:04:43.740 like Moby looking bitch

01:04:47.340 school teacher glasses and like one of

01:04:49.440 the worst dresses I've ever seen with

01:04:50.680 fucking ankle-high socks and just the

01:04:53.280 palest skin you like what a fucking

01:04:55.020 disaster you know even for a gay dude

01:04:57.000 like it's not a good lay

01:05:00.240 they'll gaslight you to think that this is

01:05:02.220 this is looking like this is fine no no

01:05:04.940 this ain't fine dude so so I think so I

01:05:07.020 think what this means is that so the the

01:05:09.040 first two in the picture are so that's

01:05:11.680 biological man then biological woman they

01:05:13.840 both trans themselves they have a child

01:05:16.400 together and then the other two I think

01:05:17.800 are both biological men who trans I think

01:05:22.700 I think that's I'm trying to be saying

01:05:25.040 that I'm trying to figure this out I'm

01:05:28.080 trying to do this this trans math here

01:05:30.440 this polycule it's a it's I don't know

01:05:33.020 what to even call it I don't know which

01:05:34.460 is worse trans math or girl math you

01:05:36.260 know those unsolvable mysteries of the

01:05:39.440 universe and I think we're never gonna

01:05:41.180 do you move on to the dicks can we get

01:05:45.440 can we get a flow chart for this at some

01:05:47.180 point I want to see how all this like a

01:05:49.040 like a weird family tree that's going on

01:05:50.960 Laney do you do you take your

01:05:52.540 girlfriend's clothes like do you wear your

01:05:54.500 girlfriend's clothes is that like what's

01:05:56.780 going on oh it's just he's not tranny

01:05:58.860 just frugal

01:05:59.600 why don't I just use their clothes you

01:06:12.840 hope like you like put on your like the

01:06:15.280 Jews don't realize that the girls don't

01:06:16.640 have pockets so they're still trying to

01:06:17.780 they like reach in there like where's all

01:06:19.640 the money at and they can't fucking

01:06:21.160 there's no dressing my wife already my

01:06:23.740 girlfriend already has a hair straighter

01:06:25.160 and all these appliances I may as well

01:06:26.780 use them he's worth out of it if you

01:06:29.900 don't lose that you lose it we got a

01:06:32.360 bogo on a dick chopping operation so I

01:06:36.860 obese baby or oh no we got to bring up

01:06:39.740 the you'll bring up the power lifting

01:06:41.280 bitch in the dress that Jose wants to

01:06:42.680 bang I don't do

01:06:55.160 sorry guys it's been weeks give me one

01:06:58.160 second I gotta end this I'm dropping it

01:07:00.500 in the tower game chat right now even

01:07:02.360 though there it is there it is there's

01:07:05.120 so what I want to say about this I have

01:07:08.780 people I have multiple comments here so

01:07:11.360 okay clearly oh dude this is solid

01:07:14.120 competition

01:07:15.040 clearly this is the largest dick that we've

01:07:17.960 received

01:07:18.860 no it's not there's nothing clear about it

01:07:20.780 if you take a fucking close-up photo my

01:07:22.700 dick would look bigger than that all

01:07:24.080 right there's nothing well I have

01:07:26.360 comments I have comments okay look

01:07:27.700 he tried to put his hand in there for

01:07:30.800 scale but the problem is no sense the

01:07:32.820 problem with that is you don't know how

01:07:34.460 big on his photo you don't have a photo

01:07:36.640 and this is a photo of his computer

01:07:38.540 taking a picture of his hand on the

01:07:40.160 computer it's very bizarre to think that

01:07:41.900 this would give us a good scale I had no

01:07:43.760 idea of scale that dick could be three

01:07:46.040 inches or thirteen

01:07:47.120 yeah it looks okay I'm bamboozled

01:07:49.520 the scale is not I'm bamboozled right now

01:07:51.520 so this is a side angle of the dick

01:07:53.900 you're cockboozling us this is a side

01:07:55.940 angle of the dick and the lighting is

01:07:57.400 such a top angle it's a top you suck at this man

01:08:00.900 have you ever seen a dick

01:08:01.560 Jesus Christ

01:08:02.900 it's not a it's a top okay I guess I'm

01:08:05.520 gonna do this I can't you can see his legs

01:08:07.280 I can't allow him to do this I can't allow

01:08:08.960 I have to be outside is that grass

01:08:11.960 I think he's outside so there's some

01:08:14.900 sort of pimple on his fucking I was

01:08:17.000 gonna say I think that might be the

01:08:19.400 deciding factor I think I might have to

01:08:20.900 get Raven just for that because they're

01:08:22.640 like pretty neck and neck I think he's

01:08:24.560 covering it on his dick it's the herp

01:08:27.380 dude let me know the her yep herp I'm

01:08:29.600 gonna describe this because Tony's doing

01:08:31.100 a terrible job in his fingers look there

01:08:32.660 you can see in the public yeah that's

01:08:34.580 right yeah no no no shut the fuck up

01:08:36.860 it's not a top but it's rotated I want

01:08:38.840 to say that the lighting the lighting

01:08:40.520 is terrible so that so that it looks

01:08:42.620 very pale okay I get it I'm gonna do

01:08:46.220 this no toad shut the fuck up are we

01:08:47.900 doing redos for conspiracy extremists or

01:08:49.880 no no this is the final he can wait for

01:08:52.580 the next competition wait whose dick is

01:08:54.740 this no no we can't say we don't do

01:08:56.840 that never docks a dick am I gonna be a

01:08:59.600 dick doctor I docks them every single

01:09:02.000 time every single time listen I'm gonna

01:09:04.460 explain what you know because because

01:09:07.080 totally sucks at this he's terrible at

01:09:09.460 this I will say this is a celebrity

01:09:11.100 dick though this is not just regular

01:09:13.020 dick oh micro internet celebrity but

01:09:15.180 yeah it tastes better he told visually

01:09:17.040 gonna submit so yeah I mean you've

01:09:20.040 probably seen it in other places okay

01:09:21.760 listen so this is this is a dick that we

01:09:24.840 all know um race is white yeah this is

01:09:27.400 white he did it this is the problem like

01:09:29.520 toe just went in here just like it's a

01:09:31.200 side profile it's not it's not a side

01:09:33.320 really it's it's down it's a it's a top

01:09:36.100 down but he's standing uh like

01:09:38.060 perpendicular to the camera yeah that

01:09:40.760 means it's a bit of an angle down okay

01:09:42.580 just like this

01:09:43.160 just like this it'd be like if you did it

01:09:46.460 like this just like this yeah that's what I

01:09:48.420 mean yeah that's what I wait no no no

01:09:50.540 hold on look underneath his fingers on

01:09:53.300 the computer you can see his fingers on

01:09:55.460 his penis as he's holding it down like

01:09:57.500 this correct oh he is you're right it is

01:10:00.200 close to the size of his hand there right

01:10:03.300 oh maybe okay okay so oh shit I think

01:10:06.820 that's a piece dog it is a piece so I

01:10:09.200 toad toad I'm trying to explain this I'm

01:10:13.100 not gonna let you do this all right so

01:10:14.820 this is a top-down photo it is very

01:10:17.220 bright toad did say this it is extremely

01:10:18.860 bright it's like it's like flash on clean

01:10:20.700 without a beanie bright yes it was like

01:10:23.000 it's like he was in a pitch-black room

01:10:24.640 got hard and then put the flash on his

01:10:26.660 phone and he has a very white penis and

01:10:28.540 so it's just it's fluorescent so but the

01:10:31.720 thing is so this is it is a straight

01:10:33.820 boner it is straight there's no

01:10:36.000 there's no curve up very erect yes it

01:10:38.780 looks exactly like yeah yeah it's very

01:10:41.140 wrecked but it's completely straight out

01:10:42.920 circumcised I was very circumcised and

01:10:45.760 you can get to that it's very

01:10:47.260 circumcised and the tip like the head of

01:10:49.840 it is a very like bulbous like it is like

01:10:53.740 it comes in and it like curves under like

01:10:56.020 it is a mushroom mushroom yeah it's a

01:10:58.660 definite mushroom now what he did notice

01:11:00.700 there's a little bit of manscaping but

01:11:03.200 like you can tell there's still some like

01:11:04.900 uh he didn't get all of it down so but

01:11:06.980 there is some like he like he trims he

01:11:10.780 trims it yeah honestly this is the gay

01:11:14.080 energy this is this is where the the part

01:11:16.680 there's on the on the dick root right like

01:11:19.400 on the on the right literally right on the

01:11:21.880 dick root there is some sort of either

01:11:24.460 mole or uh be slaughter if that's your

01:11:27.720 real picture

01:11:28.220 yeah

01:11:29.060 she's like fluorescent peen

01:11:36.840 i love fluorescent peen this is not even a

01:11:41.040 girl you know that i wonder what kind of

01:11:42.740 guys behind this account i don't know i

01:11:44.400 don't know but he should you know it

01:11:45.420 could be a guy and that's just a trans

01:11:47.320 woman just yeah we we never know we do

01:11:50.480 have a lot of i actually someone said

01:11:51.980 that they were like uh on the ig this

01:11:54.040 week they were like you have a lot of

01:11:55.220 trannies like that watch your show and i

01:11:56.620 was like yeah it's very weird i don't

01:11:58.100 know what's going on

01:11:58.960 but literally we're the only thing that

01:12:00.780 keeps them from ending at all

01:12:02.920 um so there is a so there's some sort of

01:12:06.660 literally one laney

01:12:08.320 uh there's more than that you just made

01:12:11.980 the claim

01:12:12.480 i don't know that's a i can zero proof

01:12:16.640 there is some sort of like slaughter is

01:12:18.920 another one these waters i don't think

01:12:20.860 it's i don't think it's herpes because

01:12:22.540 it's just one there's just one bump and

01:12:25.000 it's kind of reddish covering it so it

01:12:26.380 could have been like the beginning of a

01:12:28.000 fucking whole thing there maybe so i i

01:12:30.240 want to you know what i think it is i

01:12:31.500 think it's razor burn i think it's some

01:12:32.940 sort of like or like a mole that he

01:12:34.860 accidentally i'm just saying it was

01:12:36.000 covered intentionally uh yeah but i

01:12:40.000 want i will put out the this is

01:12:41.500 probably but not six and a half seven

01:12:43.820 inches not covered great though i have

01:12:45.860 no fucking clue how big i think it's

01:12:48.220 longer than that actually oh told you're

01:12:50.680 so delusional you don't even know what

01:12:53.140 angle you're looking at yeah he told

01:12:55.480 has no idea where he's like he's like

01:12:58.240 that looks delicious i have no idea

01:12:59.960 excuse me i'm a i'm a dick expert as

01:13:02.340 we all know all right so where are we

01:13:03.800 between that and right hit that this

01:13:06.860 and ravens the problem with the thing

01:13:09.180 with ravens though is because this is

01:13:10.640 just the dick it is like right on the

01:13:13.520 dick so you don't see the thing with

01:13:14.900 raven was no artistry you saw his body

01:13:17.520 and his body was banging so like and

01:13:19.440 then like it helps

01:13:20.240 i'm not gay i'm not gay

01:13:25.160 you saw my body in mine too

01:13:27.680 uh yeah raven's body was banging

01:13:29.560 i'm just gonna go ahead and lock my

01:13:32.260 decision on raven yeah raven wins i'm

01:13:34.820 going with creativity honestly this

01:13:37.900 dick is a nice painter like this is

01:13:40.220 going yeah you don't know that you're

01:13:42.620 lying through your teeth you don't know

01:13:44.840 how nice it is it's a good shape it

01:13:46.960 could be two and a half inches you don't

01:13:48.900 know it's not two and a half inches you

01:13:50.100 can see the fingers under the fingers

01:13:52.720 that he put there and like you can kind

01:13:55.000 of somewhat imagine those to scale and

01:13:56.840 they don't look very big like you can

01:13:58.900 see i can tell by there's dick veins

01:14:00.920 and dick everybody's dick veins probably

01:14:02.380 the same size do tiny dicks probably

01:14:04.160 have giant fucking veins who knows i

01:14:06.560 don't know the same same same vein

01:14:09.060 size than everybody the human body has

01:14:12.320 one vein theory anybody with a tiny

01:14:15.600 dick in the chat please let us know

01:14:17.120 does your dick have a giant vein

01:14:18.320 vein theory inverse dick vein theory is

01:14:20.300 actually hilarious yeah that's what

01:14:21.760 clint subscribes to you just you just

01:14:23.360 have a you have a fucking like just a

01:14:25.360 little shrub and it's just like a

01:14:26.860 huge vein going down like it's just

01:14:29.060 blue i don't know purple i think

01:14:31.960 raven probably hasn't beat for

01:14:33.580 thickness too though so my life is

01:14:35.400 hell this is all i have

01:14:36.520 yeah it's like the inverse vein

01:14:40.200 theory it's like you have a tiny dick

01:14:41.460 it's like a shrimp or it's just one big

01:14:43.320 vein through it that you also that you

01:14:45.420 also shit through i guess i vote i

01:14:47.060 vote conspiracy extremist dick because

01:14:48.800 it's all he has no we can't we can't

01:14:51.420 do we want him alive all right so if

01:14:53.600 it's between raven and this unknown

01:14:55.960 person with it we all know who it is i

01:14:57.500 think i have to go with ravens i think

01:14:58.900 raven i have to go ravens too but i

01:15:01.260 honestly i think it was closer than it's

01:15:02.980 close and i think if this person put a

01:15:05.060 little bit more effort yeah i think they

01:15:07.480 could have really taken because oh well

01:15:09.280 i think he put in a lot of effort he's

01:15:11.040 just too autistic i think that's the

01:15:12.640 thing because when he said to me he was

01:15:14.800 being very autistic he was describing

01:15:16.820 like his mental process with how do you

01:15:19.660 want i could find this comes from a video

01:15:21.600 of a porno it's it's a video of a porno

01:15:24.000 that he then took a picture of because

01:15:26.060 oh you're right couldn't get his dick

01:15:27.780 hard because of the medication that he

01:15:29.100 was on oh you might be which i'm kind of

01:15:30.920 just giving away who this person is yeah

01:15:32.400 no one's saying yeah no one's saying

01:15:35.740 honestly that could be any of our viewers

01:15:37.580 the assumption was that we were going to

01:15:39.080 say so i mean do we care i mean whatever

01:15:41.840 we can bring that person on some other

01:15:43.500 time and talk about it this dick this

01:15:44.500 dick could be better than ravens but

01:15:46.500 from the evidence i have functioning off

01:15:49.160 of what i know yep raven is by far the

01:15:52.160 most scrumdly umptious and i don't think

01:15:53.580 it's even an argument yeah i agree with

01:15:55.340 this take fucking whore where yeah like

01:15:58.300 i said hit me up uh clint we're not

01:15:59.960 rating the dick we're rating the pick

01:16:01.580 all right no i'm rating the dick

01:16:03.840 i don't think toad understands this game

01:16:06.900 at all anyway it's his weenie roast

01:16:09.980 because we got a tober not not photoshop

01:16:12.920 tober it's already have a fight video

01:16:14.920 that i wanted to play but it's raven

01:16:16.540 wins we got we're gonna have to book him

01:16:18.300 on the show that was part of the deal

01:16:19.660 and he gets a uh a t-shirt too yeah

01:16:22.400 you're right t-shirt yeah it's a one

01:16:24.500 of a kind that says yeah you gotta draw

01:16:26.380 his dick i mean you may want to ask him

01:16:29.140 for other photos like maybe get like

01:16:31.060 depending on what kind of like what art

01:16:32.620 this is your podcast host

01:16:34.140 do we have a graphic where you can drop

01:16:38.500 graffiti or anything you know oh yeah oh

01:16:41.600 and i forgot part of the deal was too

01:16:43.000 that that way we can when we bring it on

01:16:44.700 we can show the audience the how he won

01:16:46.760 the dick because it's art and that's the loophole

01:16:49.500 that's how we get away with it

01:16:50.500 so what is it what is it gonna say on the shirt

01:16:55.040 it's gonna say nephilim death squad on the shirt

01:16:57.640 i literally came up with this whole idea

01:16:59.140 just for this payoff i'm so excited

01:17:01.260 but i feel like it was fair and square right

01:17:04.640 like i feel like he won

01:17:05.500 he won fair and square

01:17:07.900 he's genuinely happy

01:17:09.040 by the way by the way now that i've complimented your cock

01:17:11.720 for the past 20 minutes let me say real quick

01:17:13.680 you my dear friend are i think maybe schizophrenic

01:17:18.120 because you post some of the most like obvious uh you know computer

01:17:23.180 programmed videos and he goes what's this

01:17:26.220 it's just like it's like it's like a fucking aircraft carrier floating through

01:17:30.320 the sky and he's like this looks legit to me

01:17:32.300 this motherfucker has been hanging out with top lobster too much

01:17:34.580 he's completely losing his mind

01:17:35.800 he's worse he's worse than me

01:17:37.120 he's worse than me

01:17:37.820 you know what the shirt

01:17:38.540 i thought clint was gonna go

01:17:40.200 i thought clint was gonna be like

01:17:41.600 you have a great dick but your podcast sucks

01:17:44.240 i've got it i've got it

01:17:46.040 the shirt the shirt is gonna have raven's winning dick on it

01:17:48.760 and it's gonna say quote the raven become a whore

01:17:51.180 oh become the whore

01:17:52.620 oh that would be a good

01:17:53.900 that would be a good tagline for

01:17:56.180 or just the whole thing

01:17:57.340 what are you gonna do with the shirt

01:17:59.000 what are you gonna do with the shirt raven

01:18:00.860 take the take the shots

01:18:02.620 um what was it was it take the shots

01:18:04.900 uh do the implants become the whore

01:18:07.160 some shit like that

01:18:08.740 that's so great

01:18:09.280 and it says tower gang cocktober

01:18:10.760 first annual winner

01:18:12.700 yeah he is the winner of the

01:18:15.500 oh

01:18:16.020 oh my god

01:18:18.160 i love this idea

01:18:19.760 flying with the dick

01:18:21.640 his son finds him

01:18:22.560 he's like daddy what's this shirt

01:18:24.100 what does this mean

01:18:25.280 he'll make his profile pic

01:18:26.120 that's such a great

01:18:27.980 that's the best way

01:18:30.260 that's the best way

01:18:31.900 alright

01:18:32.780 can we can we do either old teacher sexual assault or obese baby please

01:18:37.200 i love the top

01:18:38.200 dude do you want to see the fight video though

01:18:40.040 i did send the fight video

01:18:41.020 yeah go ahead

01:18:41.580 where where is it at

01:18:42.880 i put it in my in my cole's clip corner

01:18:44.660 cole why don't you pull it up

01:18:45.920 you could do that

01:18:46.860 i don't have the uh the drive open right now

01:18:48.700 i've got it

01:18:49.300 oh he's got to go open the drive

01:18:51.300 it's a whole to do

01:18:52.040 you understand jose

01:18:53.020 it's very much

01:18:53.620 you understand jose

01:18:55.360 i get it

01:18:56.180 you understand to do that

01:18:57.820 jose

01:18:58.440 i get it

01:18:59.040 it's really

01:18:59.600 you gotta do the whole sign in

01:19:01.320 if i do the sign in now

01:19:02.700 it's like

01:19:03.160 a friend of mine sent me this

01:19:05.120 um

01:19:05.820 i'm not gonna say where it's at

01:19:07.860 but i know where it's at

01:19:08.860 um

01:19:09.820 you sent this in the gc

01:19:11.120 this is lame as fuck

01:19:12.080 go ahead and play it

01:19:12.900 but this is lame dog

01:19:13.740 go ahead

01:19:14.140 what

01:19:14.500 this is lame

01:19:15.640 why is this

01:19:16.180 you thought this was good

01:19:17.360 i didn't send this one

01:19:18.760 you think it's content bitch

01:19:20.280 he's already backing away from his own video

01:19:23.060 he's like i didn't send this

01:19:23.980 it wasn't me

01:19:24.500 i sent a shorter version

01:19:26.320 i thought this was just very funny

01:19:27.800 because it was a fight video

01:19:28.840 that's not like

01:19:29.540 this is two minutes and forty seconds

01:19:30.800 that we're seeing

01:19:31.400 he's like i know exactly where this is

01:19:34.500 i didn't send it

01:19:35.300 i have a shorter one

01:19:36.300 i have one that's ten seconds

01:19:37.560 but the short one was terrible

01:19:38.840 so how

01:19:39.340 the long one

01:19:39.940 what are you talking about

01:19:40.500 it had people yelling the n-word

01:19:42.000 and a guy getting his ass beat

01:19:43.220 why do i need to see this

01:19:44.440 and i'll tell you

01:19:45.360 and i'll tell you what happened to the guy

01:19:46.360 the guy got his neck and ribs broken

01:19:48.320 or neck and leg broken

01:19:49.820 after getting jumped

01:19:50.920 oof

01:19:52.220 all right well then fast forward

01:19:53.540 to the fucking

01:19:54.060 i kind of want to see the obese baby

01:19:55.640 i don't want to see somebody die

01:19:56.740 but all right i guess

01:19:57.540 yeah what the fuck

01:19:58.600 whatever

01:19:59.500 whatever

01:20:00.320 i i said

01:20:01.260 i said you were talking about the show

01:20:02.520 i'm only i'm only listening

01:20:03.620 i lied about that take initiative thing

01:20:05.700 even though even though

01:20:06.680 clint just said

01:20:07.860 the short one was terrible

01:20:09.060 and that brings back

01:20:09.960 uh past trauma for me

01:20:11.860 ridiculous

01:20:14.300 not everything

01:20:15.180 not everything has to be that way

01:20:16.680 obese baby

01:20:17.800 obese baby

01:20:18.580 pull it out

01:20:19.040 listen the people want it

01:20:21.580 we want that we want to see this fucking clip

01:20:23.540 and then we're going to talk to cole

01:20:24.720 about why you thought it was appropriate

01:20:26.000 to play it

01:20:26.440 yeah but if it's not good though

01:20:27.440 we're going to be held to account

01:20:29.040 we're going to make you sit

01:20:29.260 we're going to make you sit in your shit

01:20:30.640 is it going to get us nuked

01:20:32.060 i'm going to rub your fucking face in your shitty video dude

01:20:34.480 fucking play

01:20:34.740 press play

01:20:35.740 i'm going to rub your snout in it

01:20:37.400 and then

01:20:38.480 sit in silence for the whole video

01:20:41.660 why is this sideways

01:20:42.580 what is happening

01:20:43.300 because niggas don't know how to film videos man

01:20:46.920 they hold their phone sideways

01:20:48.400 yeah they're shooting

01:20:50.000 going the street

01:20:50.560 he thought he pulled his nine

01:20:52.380 but he pulled his phone

01:20:53.240 oops

01:20:53.500 dude that's what

01:20:53.940 that's what our

01:20:54.700 yes sir going the street

01:20:55.840 that's what our dick

01:20:56.560 going the street bro

01:20:57.500 is doing in that last kick

01:20:58.500 this is my shit

01:20:59.320 holding his camera like

01:21:00.880 like a sideways

01:21:01.860 this is my shit

01:21:02.280 going the street

01:21:03.060 no one's listening to you toad

01:21:04.100 yeah i'm trying to pay attention

01:21:05.420 we got white gloves

01:21:06.920 yeah so that dude

01:21:11.980 jumps and

01:21:13.040 yeah

01:21:14.200 and you just hear like

01:21:17.520 a guy go

01:21:17.980 beat his ass nigga

01:21:18.820 beat his ass nigga

01:21:19.840 yeah

01:21:23.720 so he jumps

01:21:27.300 and breaks his neck right away

01:21:28.960 i don't know if he breaks

01:21:30.140 so you can pause now

01:21:31.480 after this it just kind of gets

01:21:32.700 the other video was like

01:21:33.780 a lot closer from a different angle

01:21:35.120 and you just hear

01:21:36.000 like you just see the guy

01:21:36.980 like immediately jump in

01:21:38.420 and then get his ass beat

01:21:39.260 so what happened was

01:21:40.200 it was a basketball game

01:21:42.560 and the players

01:21:43.840 one told the

01:21:44.840 told the other

01:21:45.980 they were like

01:21:46.400 you're not black enough

01:21:47.780 and so he got outside

01:21:49.120 and he

01:21:50.400 and that's the white

01:21:51.480 the guy in the white

01:21:52.340 jumped into

01:21:53.420 a whole like

01:21:54.240 horde of him

01:21:54.760 to fight for some reason

01:21:56.080 and then got his ass

01:21:57.680 fucking beat

01:21:58.380 i'll show you how prone

01:21:59.120 to violence i am

01:22:00.080 and then broke

01:22:02.960 i'll show you

01:22:03.500 black enough bitch

01:22:04.680 broke his neck

01:22:06.160 and broke his leg

01:22:07.300 getting beat up

01:22:08.620 he does prove

01:22:09.300 how black he is

01:22:10.020 by breaking his neck

01:22:10.740 they probably just

01:22:11.380 touched him

01:22:11.800 and he was like

01:22:12.120 exactly

01:22:12.580 he proves how black he is

01:22:15.280 by demonstrating

01:22:15.920 how low iq

01:22:16.660 that decision was

01:22:17.560 no but

01:22:17.840 doesn't that mean

01:22:18.700 well he was demonstrating

01:22:20.200 wait which one was which

01:22:21.600 at this one

01:22:21.960 he was demonstrating

01:22:22.560 the other guy's black

01:22:23.680 if he broke

01:22:24.360 the other guy's neck

01:22:25.020 i don't know

01:22:25.360 what i'm talking about

01:22:26.140 i told you this video

01:22:33.420 was whack

01:22:33.900 i'm just saying

01:22:34.540 all right

01:22:35.000 i just thought it was crazy

01:22:35.980 this guy like

01:22:36.580 after a basketball game

01:22:37.600 he just jumps in

01:22:38.500 by himself

01:22:39.160 i don't know

01:22:39.620 what kind of confidence

01:22:40.580 you have to have

01:22:41.100 after just someone says

01:22:41.780 you're not black enough

01:22:42.720 jumps in there

01:22:43.960 you just get his ass beat

01:22:45.100 you can't record

01:22:46.120 your motherfucking videos

01:22:47.160 like this

01:22:47.620 sideways

01:22:48.200 it's called shooting video

01:22:49.620 that's all they know

01:22:50.260 how to shoot

01:22:50.700 he's like

01:22:52.840 start it

01:22:55.220 it's like

01:22:55.640 stop play

01:22:56.600 stop play

01:22:57.280 pull up the fat baby

01:22:58.780 i don't even see that shit

01:22:59.760 fat baby motherfucker

01:23:00.540 fat baby

01:23:01.740 yeah i don't even know

01:23:02.780 what this fat baby shit is

01:23:03.700 or old teacher social assault

01:23:05.780 sounds like my porn search

01:23:07.040 oh yeah

01:23:07.740 this one

01:23:08.380 it's me yeah

01:23:09.620 because i'm black

01:23:10.300 the number one

01:23:11.120 nfl draft pick

01:23:12.200 for the year 2044

01:23:13.880 get it to me

01:23:14.460 jesus

01:23:14.960 aww

01:23:16.440 he's kind of cute

01:23:17.300 sucker

01:23:18.980 tank

01:23:19.700 williams

01:23:20.820 in the same way

01:23:21.540 they close into like

01:23:22.820 skinny chicks

01:23:23.720 like skinny young chicks

01:23:24.480 this is what jose would be into

01:23:25.980 like the fat ones

01:23:27.380 fat baby

01:23:28.140 fat man

01:23:30.000 i'm telling you what though

01:23:33.160 if that was my kid

01:23:34.020 i'd be getting him in the gym

01:23:35.060 knowledge

01:23:35.620 fucking hoss

01:23:36.580 if you do

01:23:37.160 his name is knowledge

01:23:39.040 by the way

01:23:39.980 knowledge

01:23:40.540 oh that is the most

01:23:41.980 ironic name ever

01:23:43.360 god damn it

01:23:45.020 his name is knowledge

01:23:46.320 and then she goes

01:23:47.440 gives it to me

01:23:48.700 play it

01:23:50.160 play it for the game

01:23:50.720 i bet it's knowledge

01:23:51.820 but it's spelled wrong

01:23:52.760 it's like n-o

01:23:54.260 like just n-o-l-e-d-g-e

01:23:56.840 knowledge

01:23:57.500 the only more ironic name

01:23:59.380 that i saw

01:23:59.740 was a black baby

01:24:00.960 who was named peace

01:24:01.640 knowledge

01:24:02.040 knowledge

01:24:03.100 knowledge

01:24:04.580 knowledge is power

01:24:06.680 i bet it's n-a-h

01:24:08.320 knowledge

01:24:09.660 yeah i bet it's

01:24:11.800 yeah like n-a-h

01:24:13.160 apostrophe

01:24:14.240 l-i-g

01:24:15.620 l-i-g

01:24:17.140 how much do you think

01:24:17.680 that kid weighs

01:24:18.280 knowledge

01:24:18.560 that kid probably weighs

01:24:19.980 more than toad

01:24:20.620 yeah i was like

01:24:21.840 maybe more than toad

01:24:22.520 did in the 8th grade

01:24:23.380 dude that's

01:24:23.800 that's cool

01:24:24.280 in the 8th grade

01:24:24.840 do you think that's like

01:24:28.240 toad why you and your mom

01:24:29.760 lie to us all the time

01:24:30.480 that's gotta be

01:24:31.280 that's gotta be a 35 pound baby

01:24:33.000 right at least 35 pounds

01:24:34.840 clint so

01:24:35.680 this was when i was

01:24:36.640 in 2nd grade

01:24:37.480 so 7 or 8 years old

01:24:39.040 this is not

01:24:39.520 this is all true

01:24:40.680 i was in like the high

01:24:42.000 30 pounds

01:24:42.980 like 38 pounds

01:24:44.020 that range

01:24:44.720 and the same time

01:24:47.260 i was at

01:24:47.960 i was at recess

01:24:48.920 and this huge kid

01:24:50.600 who was way heavier

01:24:51.860 than i was

01:24:52.340 like this 100 pound

01:24:53.400 motherfucker

01:24:54.060 basically was

01:24:54.660 roughhousing

01:24:55.780 and deciding to

01:24:56.400 carry me around

01:24:57.160 he dropped me

01:24:59.180 accidentally

01:24:59.900 and i landed

01:25:00.940 on my left

01:25:01.660 wrist

01:25:02.600 badly

01:25:03.540 and i completely

01:25:04.360 snapped the radius

01:25:05.580 and ulna

01:25:06.260 and it never healed

01:25:07.440 correctly

01:25:07.840 so i go like this

01:25:08.560 i can feel

01:25:09.140 the bones

01:25:10.220 like clicking in there

01:25:11.160 and i can

01:25:11.560 do we need all this

01:25:12.260 extraneous info

01:25:13.080 i don't know

01:25:13.560 well i can comport

01:25:14.560 my wrist

01:25:15.220 he doesn't know

01:25:15.980 he has no clue

01:25:17.280 on why he's telling us

01:25:18.500 this

01:25:18.900 this

01:25:19.220 this

01:25:20.000 this obviously

01:25:21.160 fictitious story

01:25:21.980 is to demonstrate

01:25:22.580 that he weighed 38 pounds

01:25:23.720 in 2nd grade

01:25:24.360 which he did

01:25:24.760 this is why i think you lied

01:25:25.680 you tell such specific details

01:25:27.120 it's like either that

01:25:27.960 or you're just

01:25:28.480 a woman deep down inside

01:25:30.080 because this is a woman's story

01:25:31.280 you want me to call my mom

01:25:31.940 right now to confirm it

01:25:32.980 yes

01:25:33.380 don't

01:25:35.220 don't send us

01:25:36.360 with a good time

01:25:37.140 if your mom can hear us

01:25:38.700 we are going to ruin

01:25:39.580 your relationship

01:25:40.180 so be very cautious

01:25:41.380 no she can't

01:25:42.220 i got headphones

01:25:43.900 call her

01:25:44.800 call her right now

01:25:45.420 i need to hear

01:25:46.040 i want to put this thing

01:25:47.480 back up

01:25:47.780 because i would

01:25:48.200 this kid

01:25:49.080 right

01:25:49.420 he's what

01:25:50.180 probably like 2

01:25:50.920 maybe

01:25:51.420 no one and a half

01:25:52.660 that's an 8

01:25:53.640 9 month old dude

01:25:54.680 no it's not

01:25:55.760 no that's like a 6 month old

01:25:56.880 they're not standing

01:25:58.840 at 6 months

01:25:59.480 like what the fuck

01:26:00.120 are you talking about

01:26:00.500 he's just barely able

01:26:02.040 to stand

01:26:02.340 that's a 9 month old baby

01:26:03.380 yeah that's a big

01:26:03.640 motherfucker

01:26:04.140 he probably didn't

01:26:05.420 start walking

01:26:05.800 at 6 months

01:26:06.560 yeah this

01:26:07.820 no this baby's

01:26:08.540 no no no

01:26:09.440 you're fucking out

01:26:10.800 top you have 2 kids

01:26:12.320 look at the fat rolls

01:26:14.380 over his wrist

01:26:15.160 that's like 6 month old

01:26:16.380 he's just huge

01:26:17.180 no he's just a big

01:26:18.660 yeah he's just a fat

01:26:19.860 fucking baby

01:26:20.380 he's 9 months

01:26:21.140 that's a 9 month baby

01:26:22.000 why don't we ask his dad

01:26:23.260 ask his dad how old he is

01:26:24.440 oh you gotta find him first

01:26:26.260 knowledge

01:26:29.600 nah I never

01:26:30.540 never heard of him

01:26:31.300 why don't you ask

01:26:31.900 why don't you ask

01:26:32.600 the baby's son

01:26:33.400 how old he is

01:26:34.060 Jesus

01:26:34.320 that looks like

01:26:35.020 he already has a job

01:26:36.160 at like FedEx

01:26:37.240 or some shit

01:26:37.820 this is an 18 month old baby

01:26:41.200 I would say

01:26:41.780 this is an 18 month old

01:26:42.740 this motherfucker's

01:26:43.640 working for the TSA already

01:26:44.780 but it also

01:26:45.500 at least

01:26:47.160 at least

01:26:47.680 at least

01:26:49.380 he took

01:26:51.140 the whole joke

01:26:51.900 and made it land

01:26:52.760 he did

01:26:53.540 it leads to the question

01:26:55.480 though like

01:26:55.880 when does baby fat

01:26:56.840 just become fat

01:26:57.800 it's solid

01:26:59.420 you can tell

01:26:59.900 this fat is not fat

01:27:01.020 like if you picked him up

01:27:01.960 from the middle

01:27:02.420 it would be like

01:27:03.480 you know

01:27:03.840 you're right

01:27:04.320 because usually

01:27:05.240 it takes years

01:27:06.040 to create that hard fat

01:27:07.420 like when fat people

01:27:08.280 have the hard

01:27:09.100 this is like

01:27:09.660 it went straight

01:27:10.440 to hard fat

01:27:11.120 yeah

01:27:11.540 it's just a solid

01:27:12.500 like

01:27:12.920 Jesus

01:27:14.080 is it a girl

01:27:14.760 or is it a boy

01:27:15.720 no it's a boy

01:27:16.560 that's a boy

01:27:17.380 it's a boy dude

01:27:18.400 I think I saw

01:27:19.040 I think the woman

01:27:20.780 who's filming this right now

01:27:21.800 is Sandra Bullock

01:27:22.580 I'm pretty sure

01:27:23.140 right

01:27:23.360 what

01:27:25.140 that's funny

01:27:25.880 that was so dumb

01:27:30.220 I loved it

01:27:30.800 I like the idea

01:27:31.740 of Sandra Bullock

01:27:32.540 adopting a black baby

01:27:34.280 and just feeding it

01:27:35.160 to obesity

01:27:35.820 the crazy part is

01:27:37.840 like

01:27:38.140 their stomach size

01:27:39.920 didn't change

01:27:40.540 from when she got

01:27:41.040 them from Africa

01:27:41.900 everything else

01:27:45.260 just got bigger

01:27:45.920 do you guys want

01:27:48.840 to talk about

01:27:49.120 the China Festo

01:27:50.920 I don't know

01:27:51.680 I don't know

01:27:52.200 if it's real

01:27:52.860 no it's real

01:27:54.100 there's a bunch

01:27:54.800 of the cops

01:27:55.560 that got paid

01:27:56.540 to release it

01:27:57.560 got suspended today

01:27:58.520 so it's definitely real

01:27:59.320 oh fuck

01:27:59.800 I saw it seem

01:28:01.640 pretty funny

01:28:02.380 in that it was like

01:28:03.280 they used hilarious words

01:28:04.660 but that's about it

01:28:05.640 wait they paid

01:28:06.620 they paid cops

01:28:07.400 to release it

01:28:08.160 yeah Crowder

01:28:09.080 Crowder paid off

01:28:09.840 the cops I think

01:28:10.980 paid them off

01:28:12.340 did he pay them

01:28:16.200 or did Hamas

01:28:16.820 pay them off

01:28:17.700 I don't know

01:28:18.960 this is the tranny

01:28:20.060 bro he put his

01:28:20.840 fucking

01:28:21.220 he put his watermark

01:28:22.760 on it

01:28:23.140 that is such a

01:28:24.020 my favorite part

01:28:26.880 about it by far

01:28:27.780 is the three

01:28:28.420 exclamation points

01:28:29.380 and the double

01:28:30.200 underline

01:28:30.760 under kill

01:28:31.340 those kids

01:28:32.260 it's like

01:28:32.920 as if

01:28:33.620 remember this

01:28:34.920 might have forgotten

01:28:36.600 otherwise

01:28:37.260 Clint would you

01:28:38.020 like to do

01:28:38.620 the honors

01:28:39.000 fuck you

01:28:39.960 faggots

01:28:40.460 would you like

01:28:41.600 to read

01:28:42.200 the trans

01:28:42.780 from Audrey Hale

01:28:44.460 I feel like

01:28:45.320 we're going to have

01:28:45.740 to take this

01:28:46.260 we'll have to

01:28:46.800 take this stream

01:28:47.340 down immediately

01:28:48.120 after because

01:28:48.760 this will probably

01:28:49.380 get you flagged

01:28:50.320 yes it will

01:28:51.260 February 3rd

01:28:52.800 of 2023

01:28:53.840 do you guys

01:28:54.460 know when the

01:28:54.800 shooting was

01:28:55.700 was it March

01:28:56.280 how the fuck

01:28:57.420 did you get

01:28:57.900 those awesome

01:28:58.720 ass

01:28:59.020 I assume

01:28:59.580 it was after

01:29:00.080 too because

01:29:00.740 the person

01:29:01.140 was dead

01:29:01.660 after this

01:29:02.140 how do you

01:29:03.440 get the

01:29:03.720 SS symbols

01:29:04.520 on your

01:29:05.040 fucking

01:29:05.380 that's crazy

01:29:06.140 he's right

01:29:06.900 this guy's

01:29:07.320 right

01:29:07.620 yo

01:29:08.140 I don't know

01:29:08.680 how he got

01:29:08.960 the lightning

01:29:09.300 bolts

01:29:09.620 pretty cool

01:29:10.140 yeah that's

01:29:10.640 pretty dope

01:29:11.280 well

01:29:12.720 we compliment

01:29:14.360 your name

01:29:14.860 you have to

01:29:15.180 like us

01:29:15.580 all right

01:29:16.380 so

01:29:16.780 2323

01:29:17.880 kill those

01:29:18.400 kids

01:29:18.700 those crackers

01:29:19.780 going to

01:29:20.680 private fancy

01:29:21.320 schools

01:29:21.740 with those

01:29:22.180 fancy khakis

01:29:23.040 and sports

01:29:24.020 backpacks

01:29:25.300 lol there

01:29:26.940 money daddies

01:29:29.580 mustangs

01:29:30.300 and convertibles

01:29:31.160 fuck you

01:29:31.860 little shits

01:29:32.360 I wish you

01:29:32.980 there

01:29:33.420 yeah he said

01:29:34.260 lol there

01:29:35.140 oh with there

01:29:36.020 you're such

01:29:38.060 a fucking

01:29:38.520 boomer

01:29:39.100 fuck you

01:29:43.200 little shits

01:29:43.740 I wish to

01:29:44.260 shoot your

01:29:45.280 weak ass

01:29:47.000 dicks with

01:29:47.760 your mop

01:29:48.340 yellow hair

01:29:49.040 is the CIA

01:29:50.000 outsourcing the

01:29:50.740 Indians now

01:29:51.300 what the fuck

01:29:51.780 is that

01:29:52.260 I wish to

01:29:53.200 shoot your

01:29:53.520 weak ass

01:29:53.960 dicks with

01:29:54.400 your mop

01:29:54.780 yellow hair

01:29:55.480 wanna kill

01:29:56.700 all you

01:29:56.980 little crackers

01:29:57.620 bunch of

01:29:58.160 little faggots

01:29:58.740 with your

01:29:59.060 white privileges

01:29:59.820 fuck you

01:30:00.360 faggots

01:30:00.800 all right

01:30:01.060 there we go

01:30:01.360 kill those

01:30:01.560 kids

01:30:01.840 those crackers

01:30:02.420 going to

01:30:03.020 private fancy

01:30:03.800 school

01:30:04.100 to those

01:30:04.460 fancy khakis

01:30:05.360 and sports

01:30:05.900 backpacks

01:30:06.580 if Crowder's

01:30:08.180 gay ass

01:30:08.640 came up to me

01:30:09.460 as a cop

01:30:10.540 and he was

01:30:11.140 like

01:30:11.340 I'll pay you

01:30:12.340 for the

01:30:12.620 trans manifesto

01:30:13.700 I'd be like

01:30:14.360 how much

01:30:15.180 and then he

01:30:15.620 probably paid

01:30:16.160 like enough

01:30:17.660 for these guys

01:30:18.140 to get suspended

01:30:18.780 and be fine

01:30:19.400 with it

01:30:19.760 so they're like

01:30:20.520 yeah sure

01:30:20.880 and they're like

01:30:21.220 yo just

01:30:21.520 fucking write

01:30:22.000 some dumb

01:30:22.480 shit on a paper

01:30:23.140 and give it

01:30:23.840 to Steven Crowder

01:30:24.480 and there you

01:30:25.000 go

01:30:25.200 this is what

01:30:25.700 they got

01:30:26.040 I just feel

01:30:27.620 bad because

01:30:28.040 this kid's

01:30:28.440 gonna fail

01:30:28.980 like the

01:30:29.380 penmanship

01:30:29.720 class

01:30:30.180 this is

01:30:30.580 really bad

01:30:31.420 I don't know

01:30:32.240 if this kid

01:30:32.800 didn't do

01:30:33.080 anything else

01:30:33.460 but I don't

01:30:33.840 think

01:30:34.020 they're dead

01:30:35.440 oh damn

01:30:37.060 I didn't know

01:30:37.480 that man

01:30:37.820 I was really

01:30:38.440 I was really

01:30:38.900 worried for

01:30:39.400 you're probably

01:30:40.360 the only one

01:30:40.880 who's actually

01:30:41.360 really followed

01:30:42.040 this

01:30:42.260 is there

01:30:42.480 is there

01:30:42.780 more to this

01:30:43.440 or just

01:30:43.820 this

01:30:44.100 literally

01:30:44.440 just this

01:30:44.880 one page

01:30:45.240 there's three

01:30:46.280 there's three

01:30:46.780 pages

01:30:47.260 it like

01:30:49.200 yeah it's

01:30:49.680 basically

01:30:49.920 but it's

01:30:50.280 like this

01:30:50.620 is basically

01:30:51.180 kind of

01:30:51.820 the vibe

01:30:52.580 of the

01:30:52.880 yeah

01:30:53.160 there's

01:30:54.240 nothing

01:30:54.400 more to

01:30:54.740 the story

01:30:55.100 fucking

01:30:55.480 whack-ass

01:30:56.380 like me

01:30:56.880 I mean

01:30:57.320 it's funny

01:30:57.760 because like

01:30:58.140 haha faggots

01:30:58.840 but like

01:30:59.440 really

01:31:00.260 you're gonna

01:31:00.600 go kill

01:31:00.960 a bunch

01:31:01.200 of people

01:31:01.520 and this

01:31:01.760 is what

01:31:02.000 you leave

01:31:02.400 us with

01:31:02.900 by the way

01:31:03.340 the shooting

01:31:04.040 was on

01:31:04.480 March 27th

01:31:04.620 this isn't even

01:31:04.960 a good manifesto

01:31:05.960 like they say

01:31:06.400 manifesto

01:31:07.220 when you say

01:31:07.940 manifesto

01:31:08.280 I think of

01:31:08.860 like they put

01:31:10.120 down like

01:31:10.780 their beliefs

01:31:11.460 and their

01:31:11.780 thoughts

01:31:12.140 and you go

01:31:12.380 like oh

01:31:12.780 this is why

01:31:13.420 and you have

01:31:13.840 like he's

01:31:14.140 just going

01:31:14.420 like they're

01:31:15.880 faggots

01:31:16.660 which honestly

01:31:17.320 actually you know

01:31:18.320 what I just

01:31:18.960 I just talked

01:31:19.460 myself into it

01:31:20.140 this is great

01:31:20.480 I respect it

01:31:21.740 this is better

01:31:22.900 than Ted K

01:31:23.660 going like oh

01:31:24.460 the industrial

01:31:24.940 revolution and

01:31:25.640 like has like

01:31:26.300 fucking like

01:31:27.400 sources

01:31:27.880 they're just

01:31:29.220 like I killed

01:31:29.720 them because

01:31:29.940 they're faggots

01:31:30.480 my first reaction

01:31:33.180 to seeing this

01:31:34.100 uh

01:31:34.320 manifesto

01:31:35.020 was actually

01:31:35.480 like I have

01:31:35.960 more respect

01:31:36.560 for this kid

01:31:37.200 now than I

01:31:37.740 did before

01:31:38.380 oh there's still

01:31:39.740 another manifesto

01:31:40.500 out there

01:31:40.860 I really hope

01:31:41.540 that one also

01:31:42.200 has just faggots

01:31:43.060 it just says

01:31:44.180 it just goes

01:31:44.640 like the manifesto

01:31:45.960 just I killed

01:31:46.560 them because

01:31:46.940 they're gay

01:31:47.540 and it's just

01:31:48.020 like that's

01:31:48.360 what it says

01:31:49.080 like you know

01:31:50.600 how gay it is

01:31:51.200 to want to put

01:31:51.620 your penis

01:31:52.000 in a vagina

01:31:52.620 I just think

01:31:54.840 this wasn't even

01:31:55.700 a good

01:31:56.140 like none of

01:31:57.220 this was good

01:31:57.820 the whole thing

01:31:58.600 that this person

01:31:59.440 did wasn't great

01:32:00.740 and it's because

01:32:01.160 they're a woman

01:32:01.620 posing as a man

01:32:02.880 so they're doing

01:32:03.760 like a half-assed

01:32:04.540 job

01:32:05.000 and that's really

01:32:06.100 what this comes

01:32:06.560 across all the way

01:32:07.200 from the killing

01:32:07.920 all the way

01:32:08.460 to the manifesto

01:32:10.320 I'm surprised

01:32:10.960 they racked up

01:32:11.520 any kills

01:32:12.140 for a biological

01:32:12.660 woman to

01:32:13.280 successfully

01:32:14.280 assassinate anything

01:32:15.820 is kind of

01:32:16.440 amazing

01:32:16.740 kind of

01:32:18.100 yeah

01:32:19.220 I agree

01:32:20.080 do we believe

01:32:21.420 this

01:32:21.820 like maybe

01:32:22.660 I'm too schizo

01:32:23.320 but I'm just

01:32:23.840 like I don't

01:32:24.300 even believe

01:32:24.840 this is real

01:32:25.400 no

01:32:25.660 I mean I don't

01:32:26.340 believe it either

01:32:27.120 I don't know

01:32:28.060 I believe it

01:32:29.260 because the

01:32:30.260 misspellings

01:32:30.920 because Crowder

01:32:31.920 told me

01:32:32.900 no the

01:32:34.120 paymentship is so

01:32:34.860 bad and the

01:32:35.480 spellings I

01:32:36.040 really think

01:32:36.460 this is like

01:32:36.960 only a kid

01:32:37.680 that could

01:32:38.080 that went

01:32:38.500 through the

01:32:38.880 school in the

01:32:39.500 pandemic

01:32:39.880 has this

01:32:40.540 level of

01:32:41.400 education

01:32:41.840 yeah

01:32:42.720 I don't know

01:32:43.500 I mean

01:32:43.940 yeah

01:32:44.500 it's bad

01:32:46.360 all right

01:32:46.680 what else we

01:32:47.000 got

01:32:47.660 we got

01:32:49.220 old teacher

01:32:50.240 sexual assault

01:32:50.980 and I think

01:32:51.480 we're out of

01:32:51.800 here

01:32:51.960 all right

01:32:52.500 let's do it

01:32:53.900 he's going to

01:32:55.060 be so happy

01:32:55.920 after this

01:32:56.280 because we

01:32:56.640 hit every

01:32:57.340 topic

01:32:57.860 yeah I know

01:32:58.540 this is like

01:32:59.080 a toad

01:32:59.580 I feel really

01:33:00.480 bad

01:33:00.680 if you don't

01:33:01.180 like this

01:33:01.640 episode

01:33:02.100 blame toad

01:33:02.940 because this

01:33:03.280 is like

01:33:03.480 I feel

01:33:03.980 complete

01:33:04.840 no no

01:33:05.560 you blame

01:33:06.340 blame

01:33:06.840 every one of

01:33:08.620 us for dropping

01:33:09.260 all these things

01:33:09.860 in the chat

01:33:10.520 Wisconsin teacher

01:33:11.660 75 gets

01:33:12.620 10 years

01:33:13.220 from a

01:33:13.580 repeatedly

01:33:14.020 sexually

01:33:14.540 assaulting

01:33:15.020 14 year

01:33:15.620 old boy

01:33:16.080 in school

01:33:16.500 basement

01:33:16.960 definitely

01:33:17.960 jail

01:33:18.260 jail

01:33:19.800 yeah

01:33:20.540 definitely

01:33:21.020 jail

01:33:21.300 I can't

01:33:24.500 tell

01:33:24.680 we're asking

01:33:26.100 is it justified

01:33:27.020 for a long time

01:33:28.400 when did she do it

01:33:29.500 there is a line

01:33:31.500 that you can cross

01:33:33.100 below

01:33:33.720 you go to jail

01:33:34.740 above you don't

01:33:35.480 go to jail

01:33:35.920 no no no

01:33:36.440 hear me out

01:33:37.540 repeatedly

01:33:39.640 is where

01:33:40.440 I start to go

01:33:41.780 hmm

01:33:42.360 my eyebrow lifts

01:33:43.220 when I see

01:33:43.640 repeatedly

01:33:44.140 because this

01:33:44.680 14 year old

01:33:45.500 went back for

01:33:46.560 seconds

01:33:46.940 if you know

01:33:47.400 what I'm saying

01:33:47.780 look at this

01:33:49.480 lady's face

01:33:50.080 he can't consent

01:33:51.020 if she's ugly

01:33:51.740 and you have to

01:33:52.620 school

01:33:52.940 he can't consent

01:33:54.060 if she's old

01:33:54.720 like hideous

01:33:55.280 that's one of mine

01:33:55.800 ugly like ugly

01:33:56.920 like you're just

01:33:57.480 that looks like

01:33:57.840 a lunch lady

01:33:58.460 that was giving out

01:33:59.620 fucking free handies

01:34:00.720 and now everyone's

01:34:01.500 looking a gift horse

01:34:02.180 in the mouth

01:34:02.640 that's what I think

01:34:03.340 what is that on her chin

01:34:04.640 does it say what

01:34:07.000 it's it's it's the

01:34:08.480 it's the cold sore

01:34:09.240 from sucking dick

01:34:10.400 it really does look

01:34:13.480 it looks like

01:34:14.180 the shit

01:34:14.560 from the 14 year old's ass

01:34:15.920 that just

01:34:16.300 left on his lip

01:34:17.760 what does it actually say

01:34:19.080 of a private school

01:34:20.200 in the basement

01:34:20.880 yeah a private

01:34:21.460 baptist school

01:34:22.160 by the way

01:34:22.560 that's my people

01:34:23.300 what a nightmare

01:34:24.820 getting raped

01:34:25.560 by that bitch

01:34:26.240 in the basement

01:34:26.820 can you rape

01:34:28.540 I mean

01:34:29.060 at 14

01:34:30.080 I would have

01:34:30.520 fucked this bitch up

01:34:31.360 so so so

01:34:32.000 it's a psychological thing

01:34:33.620 of forcing the 14 year old

01:34:35.080 student to repeatedly

01:34:35.680 engage in sex

01:34:36.560 so it was

01:34:37.200 it was just sex

01:34:37.940 right

01:34:38.140 oh sex

01:34:38.480 oh

01:34:39.060 I thought for sure

01:34:40.620 it was a hand job

01:34:41.500 or a blow job

01:34:42.080 you give me shit

01:34:43.120 even me

01:34:44.120 as a kid

01:34:44.680 I would not

01:34:45.120 you sick fuck

01:34:46.100 no I wouldn't

01:34:47.020 not even

01:34:48.180 as a 14 year old

01:34:48.880 I'm saying

01:34:49.220 I would beat

01:34:49.740 this bitch's ass

01:34:50.340 not fuck her

01:34:50.920 I'm not saying

01:34:51.340 I'd fucking hit

01:34:54.320 I'm calling bullshit

01:34:56.520 on the whole narrative

01:34:57.320 I'm just saying

01:34:57.920 if I'm a 14 year old

01:34:58.960 I'm not getting

01:34:59.640 fucking raped twice

01:35:00.660 by this old

01:35:01.360 grandma looking

01:35:01.960 motherfucker

01:35:02.400 like it ain't happening

01:35:03.240 oh no yeah

01:35:03.740 he was a sick fuck

01:35:04.520 he was into it

01:35:05.220 see

01:35:05.640 but still

01:35:07.400 you know

01:35:08.740 the way

01:35:09.120 consent works

01:35:10.580 he was under

01:35:12.300 18

01:35:12.720 she should go to jail

01:35:14.120 she should go to jail

01:35:15.240 for the rest of her

01:35:16.080 fucking god forsaken life

01:35:17.260 but my point is

01:35:17.960 this kid's a real pussy though

01:35:19.560 yeah he's a pussy

01:35:20.640 like I don't think

01:35:21.220 he can send it up

01:35:21.920 for this at all

01:35:22.540 dude you got raped

01:35:23.380 multiple times

01:35:24.400 by a fucking

01:35:25.000 80 year old bitch

01:35:26.400 no I think he legit got raped

01:35:27.960 I think he was liking it

01:35:29.340 I think he was into it

01:35:29.860 I don't think he was

01:35:31.500 he likes it a lot

01:35:32.460 don't wrinkle pussy man

01:35:33.820 psychologically

01:35:34.580 these women

01:35:36.060 in this kind of a church

01:35:37.220 like that

01:35:37.620 I could understand

01:35:38.200 the psychological power

01:35:39.140 she has over him

01:35:39.960 and that's the creepy part

01:35:41.880 honestly I'm not gonna lie

01:35:43.400 because I do remember

01:35:44.380 I was in church one time

01:35:45.920 and the

01:35:46.460 oh the memories are coming back

01:35:48.080 the old organ player

01:35:50.160 like

01:35:50.900 I'm talking old bitch

01:35:52.240 old and fat

01:35:53.240 leaned over

01:35:54.200 and her dress came down

01:35:55.080 I just saw like

01:35:56.000 fat

01:35:56.960 like

01:35:57.340 you know fat old titties

01:35:58.840 oh I haven't been touched

01:35:59.660 in so long

01:36:00.560 fat old titties

01:36:01.480 it's just

01:36:02.220 it's like

01:36:02.720 two pieces of skin

01:36:03.960 and a line

01:36:04.760 in between

01:36:05.320 and I just saw that

01:36:06.640 but you can smell the dust

01:36:08.080 in between them

01:36:08.720 and my 13 year old

01:36:11.280 peter got hard

01:36:12.080 just like

01:36:13.220 like so like

01:36:16.500 I can understand

01:36:17.180 I guess

01:36:17.700 if like he

01:36:18.360 smells like morph balls

01:36:19.400 cause he

01:36:20.480 but then that's the same time

01:36:21.220 then you think about it later

01:36:22.220 and you're like

01:36:22.500 that's fucking gross

01:36:23.420 like that's disgusting shit

01:36:24.480 a couple Werther's originals

01:36:25.860 from 1925

01:36:26.800 fallout

01:36:27.620 I guess I like

01:36:28.800 say me as a 14 year old

01:36:30.240 wouldn't do that

01:36:30.780 but I don't really know

01:36:32.140 like

01:36:32.520 you know what I mean

01:36:33.880 like I get that

01:36:34.880 like there have

01:36:35.460 like I do remember

01:36:36.260 getting like

01:36:36.600 no reason boners

01:36:37.480 just cause my old teacher

01:36:38.540 walked by

01:36:39.060 when I was like 13

01:36:40.060 you know

01:36:40.560 also is this

01:36:41.520 is this poor kid

01:36:42.280 fucked up for life now

01:36:43.400 can he only have sex

01:36:44.540 is he

01:36:44.920 is this what happened to Reed

01:36:46.560 I was just thinking

01:36:47.420 the same thing

01:36:47.960 well you know

01:36:48.480 you know what

01:36:48.800 this kid's gonna do

01:36:49.320 he grew up baptist too

01:36:50.300 same thing as me

01:36:51.400 this kid is going to get a job

01:36:53.180 at a nursing home

01:36:54.240 and he's gonna start raping

01:36:55.240 all the residents

01:36:55.920 oh my

01:36:56.220 like a badly timed

01:36:57.820 no reason boner

01:36:58.800 could be what caused this

01:36:59.920 like

01:37:00.240 like you remember

01:37:01.100 like an NIV

01:37:02.140 it was math class

01:37:02.660 and she saw it

01:37:03.640 like all it would take

01:37:05.240 is him have a no reason boner

01:37:06.560 and then she's come up

01:37:07.320 and see that hard on

01:37:08.280 and then him as a dumb kid

01:37:10.180 would just be like

01:37:10.640 oh god

01:37:11.180 that feels good

01:37:12.420 yeah you're right

01:37:13.720 do you think it feels good

01:37:14.580 yeah dude

01:37:15.160 math used to give me a boner

01:37:16.420 so

01:37:16.760 I don't understand that

01:37:18.240 can your dick

01:37:19.140 dick touch as a 12 year old

01:37:20.780 or a 13 year old

01:37:21.620 yeah probably

01:37:22.020 no no

01:37:22.320 but put it into an old

01:37:23.560 crusty pussy

01:37:24.260 oh god

01:37:24.820 oh jeez

01:37:25.880 old

01:37:26.880 drop

01:37:27.500 I'm just saying

01:37:28.220 13, 14 year old yourself

01:37:30.380 like I

01:37:30.940 you don't even know

01:37:31.620 I don't even know

01:37:32.800 I don't know if I do it

01:37:33.280 I don't know if I do it

01:37:34.100 I don't know

01:37:34.380 you don't know what pussy

01:37:35.440 you don't know what pussy feels like

01:37:36.520 you're assuming what her pussy feels like

01:37:38.200 what if she could still get it wet man

01:37:39.480 what if she still got that

01:37:40.480 you know

01:37:40.980 that grippy

01:37:41.920 what if she got that granny grippy

01:37:43.700 she just takes a bottle of like lube

01:37:45.660 and just shut it up there

01:37:46.420 and just squeezes

01:37:47.360 and then just like

01:37:47.980 alright come here little boy

01:37:49.260 it's cold

01:37:50.060 let grandma take care of you

01:37:51.920 it's cold

01:37:52.420 she got that granny

01:37:52.980 gushy grippy

01:37:54.180 it's been like

01:37:55.640 it's been like

01:37:56.580 it's dead actually

01:37:57.940 it's just like gangres

01:37:58.880 it's just cold

01:38:01.520 and like just cold

01:38:03.000 listen you never know

01:38:04.180 she might have a nice pussy

01:38:05.400 like we just don't know

01:38:06.700 especially crazy people like that

01:38:08.220 people crazy enough to do that

01:38:09.220 they got the grippy

01:38:09.860 she might

01:38:10.760 so I think you guys are

01:38:11.920 this is true

01:38:12.480 it's like

01:38:13.200 I feel like he would get like

01:38:14.720 some type of like dick rash

01:38:16.280 but like from like

01:38:17.100 not from like

01:38:18.360 any STDs

01:38:19.700 just from literally rubbing

01:38:20.740 his

01:38:21.120 from the grit

01:38:21.720 the sandpaper pussy

01:38:24.200 I told you

01:38:24.740 it's the gritty pussy

01:38:25.780 it's coming back

01:38:26.780 the gritty gritty

01:38:28.300 she was the organ player

01:38:29.640 I do

01:38:29.960 yes

01:38:30.260 I remember her

01:38:31.340 she had

01:38:31.800 she had a hot granddaughter too

01:38:34.300 well

01:38:34.620 not the only organ she's mastered

01:38:36.660 old pussy

01:38:37.480 let's do the

01:38:40.720 let's do the chick bodybuilder

01:38:42.020 I don't want to hand it on

01:38:42.900 oh yeah yeah

01:38:43.820 that's what we had to end on

01:38:45.040 let's not end it on old pussy

01:38:46.460 that's awful

01:38:47.480 end it on muscular

01:38:49.800 fucking roided out

01:38:51.700 yeah

01:38:52.200 cause I have the argument

01:38:53.140 I have an argument for this one

01:38:54.580 I have an argument

01:38:55.140 cause you guys are like

01:38:56.940 obviously immediately jumping on me

01:38:58.220 being like

01:38:58.640 no I

01:38:58.940 okay this

01:38:59.480 now this is

01:39:00.940 how does this go

01:39:02.560 that's a dude

01:39:03.600 yeah it's a dude right

01:39:05.220 100%

01:39:05.940 unfortunately yeah

01:39:07.360 my uh

01:39:07.920 my fantasies have been destroyed

01:39:09.940 hit up soad

01:39:10.540 alright

01:39:11.900 toad

01:39:12.460 are you bringing up that video

01:39:13.560 someone bring up that video

01:39:14.560 it's right here

01:39:15.340 alright

01:39:15.680 alright

01:39:16.000 that is a dude

01:39:23.960 the back

01:39:24.500 is atrocity

01:39:25.020 the back

01:39:25.340 the back

01:39:25.820 is the back

01:39:26.320 no

01:39:26.680 amazing

01:39:27.320 I wish I had that back

01:39:29.420 those arms

01:39:32.440 are ridiculous

01:39:33.580 or muted at least

01:39:35.460 yeah

01:39:35.880 alright

01:39:36.160 I said I'd hit

01:39:38.020 but just for the novelty

01:39:39.260 it's not like I like that

01:39:40.860 I'm not so sure

01:39:41.700 that that's a guy

01:39:42.520 that's a girl

01:39:43.180 I mean if it's a girl

01:39:44.720 that's a woman bodybuilder

01:39:47.560 100%

01:39:48.080 that's what they look like

01:39:48.980 I said

01:39:49.300 if she laid off the test

01:39:50.920 like stopped taking tests

01:39:52.200 fucking you know

01:39:53.280 started eating more

01:39:54.420 maybe laid off

01:39:55.160 chilled out the gym a little bit

01:39:56.540 we started eating more

01:39:57.900 she'd be fucking

01:39:58.220 yeah

01:39:59.260 well to put on like a little bit of fat

01:40:00.920 it's like hey bitch

01:40:02.240 stop eating protein

01:40:03.160 let's get some fats and carbs in here

01:40:04.860 like human

01:40:05.580 you know what kind of caloric intake

01:40:07.860 she must be

01:40:08.620 participating in

01:40:10.020 like it's gotta be

01:40:10.760 oh wow

01:40:12.000 I guess that's true

01:40:12.700 she probably would really need to change it

01:40:14.200 that's a question

01:40:14.660 would you rather take this chick

01:40:16.540 or the girl

01:40:17.020 oh no I'm going to

01:40:17.700 this is also

01:40:18.180 also true

01:40:18.860 she's on test

01:40:19.600 the sex drive has to be like insane

01:40:21.840 yeah

01:40:22.440 you can't tell me

01:40:24.080 that wouldn't be

01:40:24.700 that

01:40:25.400 I bet you she's an amazing fuck

01:40:27.040 yo I bet the voice is deep

01:40:28.760 and the lay is bad

01:40:30.900 she's picking you up right

01:40:33.580 she's like

01:40:34.400 you know how like

01:40:35.080 you pick up the woman

01:40:36.260 and you're like fuck

01:40:36.800 she's picking you up

01:40:38.100 and being like

01:40:38.680 that's a tall bitch too

01:40:39.840 yeah

01:40:40.840 she has heels on

01:40:41.980 is it a man

01:40:43.020 I don't

01:40:43.440 I mean also we don't really do anything for scale

01:40:45.340 those arms are insane

01:40:47.220 just from like a

01:40:48.240 like

01:40:48.960 super hero

01:40:49.840 I mean

01:40:50.940 ridiculous

01:40:51.760 she's Wonder Woman

01:40:53.360 this bitch is a jihad joke

01:40:55.340 yeah

01:40:56.060 I mean

01:40:56.600 I could probably

01:40:57.580 honestly

01:40:58.040 for us that have wives and girlfriends

01:40:59.740 you could be like

01:41:00.420 you could tell

01:41:00.920 you'd be like

01:41:01.420 listen

01:41:01.680 this is kind of like

01:41:02.480 fucking a dude really

01:41:03.460 like

01:41:03.880 it's not really like

01:41:05.780 my thought process for hitting it

01:41:07.300 is the same

01:41:07.800 that I

01:41:08.040 the reason why I'd hit

01:41:08.840 like a cute midget

01:41:09.900 because you're like

01:41:10.880 it's just like

01:41:11.860 that's something weird

01:41:13.060 or like even a really tall

01:41:15.080 cute chick

01:41:15.640 because for a beefy bitch

01:41:17.620 she's kind of cute

01:41:18.880 for a beefy bitch

01:41:20.240 this is the Andrew Tate question

01:41:21.560 this person with a vagina

01:41:23.680 no this person with a dick

01:41:25.020 or Hulk Hogan with a vagina

01:41:27.080 that kind of

01:41:29.080 am I saying that right?

01:41:29.720 that one with a dick

01:41:30.160 no

01:41:30.500 it would be like

01:41:32.680 Megan Fox with a dick

01:41:33.980 or Hulk Hogan with a vagina

01:41:34.960 that was like a really

01:41:36.160 so this person's Hulk Hogan with a vagina

01:41:38.440 no I'm deep

01:41:39.380 this is Hulk Hogan with a vagina

01:41:41.420 it's like the same week

01:41:43.020 they like 270, 6'4

01:41:44.820 truth be told

01:41:45.940 truth be told

01:41:46.480 I will agree with Jose

01:41:47.380 on one aspect of this

01:41:48.940 sick thought experiment

01:41:50.360 facial

01:41:51.360 facially

01:41:52.200 yes

01:41:53.020 very pretty

01:41:53.960 see that's what I'm saying

01:41:55.420 that's what the novelty

01:41:56.140 like normally

01:41:56.800 like a chick that's built like that

01:41:58.400 would be like no

01:41:58.840 but the face

01:41:59.540 you're like now you hit that novelty

01:42:01.440 because you're a pretty

01:42:02.560 like a buff bitch

01:42:03.720 you'll also be able to get some

01:42:04.880 crazy like gym tips too

01:42:06.580 she's like no

01:42:07.580 you're doing your clothes wrong

01:42:08.380 what's fascinating to me

01:42:09.900 is that the jaw

01:42:11.640 is still relatively feminine

01:42:13.040 and I don't know how

01:42:14.140 is this AI

01:42:15.180 everything is AI

01:42:18.320 it could be dude

01:42:19.180 counter fingers

01:42:20.300 do you think

01:42:22.080 what positions would you even do

01:42:23.860 because I'm trying to

01:42:25.140 because like if you go

01:42:26.200 if you're on top

01:42:27.560 I'll tell you

01:42:27.980 you better choose wisely

01:42:29.260 because it's the last position

01:42:30.400 you'd be doing reverse cowgirl

01:42:33.280 you can't eat her out

01:42:34.580 that's for sure

01:42:35.220 you cannot

01:42:35.560 oh yeah

01:42:36.120 your head's getting crushed

01:42:37.360 you also know how like

01:42:38.740 women would be like

01:42:39.660 give me a baby

01:42:40.200 and then wrap their legs around you

01:42:41.180 you're not getting out

01:42:42.280 like usually you can be like

01:42:43.320 ha ha they're a woman

01:42:44.000 you can get out of it

01:42:44.620 she wraps her legs around you

01:42:46.120 you're never getting out

01:42:47.380 she'll just squeeze

01:42:48.700 but fortunately

01:42:49.580 she's taking so much tests

01:42:50.700 her ovaries have probably evaporated

01:42:52.600 oh I didn't think about that

01:42:54.080 oh I didn't think about that

01:42:54.100 yeah

01:42:54.260 you talk about that grippy

01:42:55.400 she's got that vice grippy

01:42:57.000 you're never getting out of it

01:42:57.840 yeah you're never getting out of that

01:42:58.880 this could very well be AI

01:43:00.300 like this girl

01:43:01.380 just doing this

01:43:02.360 and they just put in a

01:43:03.340 no look at the fingers

01:43:04.340 they're not AI

01:43:04.960 it is snoo snoo

01:43:06.360 that's true

01:43:06.800 yeah but all it is

01:43:08.060 is editing the body

01:43:09.060 I think AI has the capability

01:43:10.700 to do that

01:43:11.520 I feel like Lainey

01:43:12.380 probably knows her

01:43:13.860 this was Lainey

01:43:15.700 early in the transition

01:43:16.600 process

01:43:17.380 that would be the perfect

01:43:19.440 that would be a definite

01:43:20.260 power couple there

01:43:21.200 Lainey and this

01:43:22.140 because it would be like

01:43:23.220 it's a

01:43:23.620 they're both like

01:43:24.440 fucking jacked

01:43:25.380 but it's like

01:43:25.820 I'm gonna be the girl

01:43:26.760 and like I just

01:43:27.560 like I'm eating your pussy

01:43:28.680 but it's like in a manly way

01:43:29.940 like in the girl manly way

01:43:31.920 it's like yeah

01:43:32.360 suck my dick kind of thing

01:43:33.600 good question

01:43:34.240 how big is her clit

01:43:35.520 gotta be huge

01:43:37.140 bigger than mine

01:43:38.420 probably too big

01:43:39.500 what I would do though

01:43:41.420 look you're gonna have to

01:43:42.560 take this down

01:43:43.120 like it's starting to make

01:43:44.380 it's like I'm getting hard

01:43:45.260 if you can cover

01:43:47.420 like the rest of her body

01:43:48.760 but just leave her face

01:43:49.860 exposed

01:43:50.440 and she'll suck her cock

01:43:52.140 like that's what I would do

01:43:53.160 so like you know

01:43:53.980 like the opposite of a

01:43:54.940 paper bagger

01:43:55.720 it's a body bagger

01:43:57.400 that's what I would do

01:43:58.080 twink face Ric Flair body

01:43:59.540 that's what I would say

01:44:00.480 that back

01:44:02.260 honestly that

01:44:03.200 like if she does

01:44:04.280 like reverse cowgirl

01:44:05.220 and you just see

01:44:06.020 that fucking

01:44:06.740 like triangle back

01:44:08.840 and she's like

01:44:09.720 yeah if she like

01:44:10.400 fucking does like

01:44:11.460 the whole like

01:44:11.960 that's why they're

01:44:12.700 if she's lat spreads

01:44:14.620 like well

01:44:15.080 and you're just like

01:44:15.880 ugh

01:44:16.260 you're not

01:44:17.460 you're not nutting

01:44:18.240 like whenever you see

01:44:19.440 the last breath

01:44:20.180 imagine legs behind the head

01:44:21.560 and this

01:44:22.380 and you're just looking at

01:44:25.500 like the muscular hamstrings

01:44:27.020 you're just like

01:44:27.780 Jesus

01:44:28.280 I didn't know

01:44:28.780 hamstrings can be

01:44:29.680 like so cut

01:44:30.820 she has like the ribbons

01:44:32.140 tattooed on her

01:44:32.940 on the back

01:44:33.460 they're flexing

01:44:36.660 you're like locked

01:44:38.000 into the calves

01:44:39.180 you know the calf muscles

01:44:40.120 they're like

01:44:40.700 oh yeah

01:44:41.140 that's what you're using

01:44:42.240 for thrust

01:44:42.840 you're just

01:44:44.600 you're not

01:44:45.140 she's like

01:44:45.520 she's topless

01:44:46.120 but you're not

01:44:46.840 you're not looking at

01:44:47.580 her tits

01:44:48.020 the calves are handles

01:44:48.740 you know

01:44:50.120 I'm talking about

01:44:50.440 like really buff ones

01:44:51.540 they're like

01:44:51.920 almost like clip

01:44:53.260 like almost like

01:44:53.900 rock climbing

01:44:54.600 yeah that's what

01:44:55.780 you'd have to do

01:44:56.300 you'd have to rock climb

01:44:57.400 it's also like

01:44:58.700 she's topless

01:44:59.600 so like her tits are out

01:45:00.720 but you're just

01:45:01.200 looking at her

01:45:01.840 like manly

01:45:02.680 like defined chest

01:45:04.180 you're just thinking

01:45:04.800 like how much

01:45:05.700 can she bench

01:45:06.540 she just sees

01:45:07.300 like god

01:45:08.580 wow she's got

01:45:09.520 nice pecs

01:45:10.320 we're gonna wrap it there

01:45:11.800 ladies and gentlemen

01:45:12.500 it has been a fun

01:45:13.540 evening Wednesday

01:45:14.840 we'll see you next

01:45:15.940 Wednesday

01:45:16.400 make sure you guys

01:45:17.440 check me out

01:45:18.060 with Luke Rutkowski

01:45:19.000 over on We Are Changed

01:45:19.940 with Vivek Ramaswamy

01:45:20.840 3 o'clock tomorrow

01:45:21.640 afternoon

01:45:21.960 it's gonna be a big one

01:45:22.760 that's it

01:45:23.460 we love you guys

01:45:24.220 if you haven't seen

01:45:25.160 my fucking

01:45:26.380 Israel-Palestine debate

01:45:27.860 with Austin Pearson

01:45:29.300 and Dave Smith

01:45:29.920 go check that out

01:45:31.200 that one was fucking dope

01:45:32.280 I have some big shit

01:45:33.600 coming soon

01:45:34.200 it's secretive though

01:45:35.160 but keep an eye out

01:45:36.480 I have something big

01:45:37.360 dropping here soon

01:45:38.060 but yeah

01:45:38.780 Tower Gang is it

01:45:39.540 tomorrow

01:45:39.560 we got Nephilim Death Squad

01:45:41.300 Nef to America

01:45:42.180 it's just gonna be me

01:45:42.920 and Dave Corvo

01:45:43.600 maybe we'll invite a guest

01:45:44.800 if Cole's not doing anything

01:45:45.940 or something like that

01:45:46.500 we're gonna shoot the shit

01:45:47.400 for like 45 minutes

01:45:48.240 and just go crazy

01:45:49.420 that's 3.30

01:45:50.360 so don't watch

01:45:50.900 I really wanted

01:45:51.540 I really wanted to do it with you

01:45:52.840 I just was like

01:45:53.800 don't watch We Are Changed

01:45:54.960 watch Nephilim Death Squad

01:45:56.100 tomorrow

01:45:56.840 by the way

01:45:58.680 I've been meaning to tell our fans

01:46:00.480 I don't know if I have said this already

01:46:01.740 but if y'all subscribe to me

01:46:02.780 I'll follow you back

01:46:03.380 so you know

01:46:04.340 give me five bucks

01:46:05.000 that's what happened

01:46:06.680 is some fucking Indian

01:46:07.980 you like did that

01:46:08.960 and you followed him

01:46:09.540 and he got all your account information

01:46:10.880 maybe that's how

01:46:11.580 he got you

01:46:12.000 maybe that's how

01:46:12.740 I will also say

01:46:13.600 if you support me

01:46:15.540 at patreon.com

01:46:16.240 snowyjose2020

01:46:17.100 and you give me your handle

01:46:17.980 I'll follow you back too

01:46:18.880 for whatever that is

01:46:19.680 I'm not following anybody back

01:46:21.780 fuck you

01:46:21.940 oh that's the only reason

01:46:22.920 why Jose follows me

01:46:24.020 god

01:46:24.320 yeah that's the only reason

01:46:25.460 I'm gonna unfollow

01:46:26.940 I'm gonna unfollow Toad

01:46:27.920 until he fucking subscribes

01:46:29.020 to my twitter

01:46:29.500 towergang.locals.com

01:46:32.460 go subscribe

01:46:33.140 send us some money

01:46:34.400 I'm doing better off dead

01:46:35.580 again tonight

01:46:36.100 follow my sports betting channel

01:46:38.060 if you're into that

01:46:39.220 and want to probably see me

01:46:40.320 commit suicide

01:46:40.920 at some point

01:46:41.700 and I was just on

01:46:42.980 Ben Weir's show

01:46:44.520 the emo and cap

01:46:45.600 shut the punk up

01:46:47.020 that dropped tonight

01:46:48.440 so it's an entire night of Toad

01:46:50.360 enjoy

01:46:51.040 oh god

01:46:51.780 can you imagine

01:46:52.580 that could be you

01:46:53.780 if you're one lucky lady

01:46:54.860 well you have anything

01:46:55.920 or are we gonna get out of it

01:46:56.780 no yeah

01:46:57.000 what's literally my life

01:46:58.620 so

01:46:59.060 at not tower

01:47:00.120 at not towergang

01:47:02.240 on twitter

01:47:02.660 sorry on instagram

01:47:03.680 yes

01:47:04.340 follow it

01:47:05.040 send me shit

01:47:05.800 I'll post it

01:47:06.580 I've been enjoying

01:47:07.620 like we've been

01:47:08.340 what's weird is the amount of women

01:47:10.160 I have in my DMs

01:47:11.140 that are sending me

01:47:11.740 fucking shit

01:47:12.360 it's very weird

01:47:13.160 and I send them all the Toad

01:47:14.580 they heard about the threesomes

01:47:15.080 dude I literally

01:47:16.260 I literally send them all the Toad

01:47:17.480 and Toad's like

01:47:17.940 new wife

01:47:18.780 and I

01:47:19.580 he's just got a whole lineup

01:47:22.280 of wives

01:47:22.820 I love it

01:47:23.420 yep

01:47:23.700 but yeah

01:47:24.360 follow there

01:47:24.880 and definitely like

01:47:25.700 just follow and send me shit

01:47:27.160 because I enjoy all the shit you send

01:47:28.820 so

01:47:29.120 yep

01:47:29.560 particularly nudes

01:47:30.860 send them a message

01:47:31.280 peace out

01:47:31.560 we'll see you next week

01:47:32.340 don't send nudes

01:47:32.980 it's the tower power hour

01:47:34.980 it's the tower power hour slut

01:47:35.620 it's the tower power hour bitch

01:47:37.280 no way jose

01:47:38.180 liberty lockdown

01:47:39.640 welcome to the tower power hour

01:47:41.020 flint bitch

01:47:41.820 reed

01:47:43.020 cole

01:47:45.620 top lobster

01:47:47.620 and toad

01:47:48.460 and toad

01:47:49.260 tower gang

01:47:49.880 tower gang

01:47:50.380 tower gang

01:47:50.460 tower gang

01:47:50.960 tower gang

01:47:51.460 tower gang

01:47:51.960 tower gang

01:47:52.460 tower gang

01:47:52.960 tower gang

01:47:53.460 tower gang

01:47:53.960 liberty lock

01:47:54.280 is truth say

01:47:55.080 same with lobster

01:47:56.420 cole and jose

01:47:57.400 toad is sick

01:47:58.780 no way jose

01:47:59.740 it's the tower power hour slut

01:48:01.500 they made dave spit

01:48:02.440 all his

01:48:02.980 tower gang

01:48:03.160 tower gang

01:48:03.980 tower gang

01:48:04.020 tower gang

01:48:04.460 tower gang

01:48:04.980 tower gang

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01:48:06.020 tower gang

01:48:06.540 tower gang

01:48:06.840 tower gang

01:48:07.380 tower gang

01:48:07.480 tower gang

01:48:07.840 tower gang

01:48:08.420 tower gang

01:48:08.920 tower gang

01:48:09.460 they speak courage

01:48:10.440 you sped

01:48:10.960 sped

01:48:11.400 more than rogan

01:48:12.440 you fed

01:48:13.460 truth Wells

01:48:14.000 weather

01:48:14.320 tim cask

01:48:15.020 hotel

01:48:15.840 more offensive

01:48:16.820 LOS

01:48:17.660 no disrespect

01:48:18.940 more offensive than LOS

01:48:20.100 no disrespect

01:48:20.920 tower gang

01:48:22.100 tower gang

01:48:22.600 tower gang

01:48:23.120 tower gang

01:48:24.400 they made dave

01:48:25.260 all his fame

01:48:26.380 tower gang

01:48:27.040 tower gang

01:48:27.520 tower gang

01:48:28.160 tower gang

01:48:28.620 tower gang

01:48:30.040 tower gang

01:48:30.400 tower gang

01:48:31.440 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that.

Tower Gang - November 09, 2023

Ep 150 - Become the Whore

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