Tower Gang - November 09, 2023


Ep 150 - Become the Whore


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1 hour and 48 minutes

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22,103

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985

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Misogyny

245

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Toxicity

1,461

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Hate speech

343

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Tower Gang is back and better than ever. Fat Dave and Cole are joined by a special guest, Cole, to discuss a variety of topics including: 1. What's going on in the Middle East and why we must stand with our ally, Israel. 2. Why we should all be thankful we don't have to pay taxes. 3. We can't stand the Jews. 4. We need to stand up for our allies.

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00:00:00.000 One thing that House Republicans are resolved on is that we must stand with our most important
00:00:15.600 ally in the Middle East, and that's Israel. 1.00
00:00:30.000 It's Kawa again, Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00
00:00:55.400 What's up, retards? 1.00
00:00:59.400 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby, so I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's mussy. 1.00
00:01:05.800 You want to kill me or you want to give me a bone? 1.00
00:01:09.400 I don't know. 1.00
00:01:10.400 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny. 1.00
00:01:13.400 Woe is me, I'm retarded. 1.00
00:01:15.400 Have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like, 0.99
00:01:20.400 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. 1.00
00:01:24.400 I was watching it and jerking off. 1.00
00:01:30.400 Toad's a liar. 1.00
00:01:31.400 He was a 10 in real life. 1.00
00:01:33.400 He's like a dead eight.
00:01:36.400 Lewis, you're like a brother to me.
00:01:38.400 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.
00:01:40.400 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00
00:01:42.400 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00
00:01:44.400 It's not what this show is about. 1.00
00:01:51.400 This shit is retarded. 1.00
00:01:53.400 You could be watching a presidential debate, but you're not a faggot, so you're here with us. 1.00
00:01:59.400 Welcome to Tower Gang, bitch. 1.00
00:02:00.400 It's Wednesday at 9, 17 in the evening. 1.00
00:02:03.400 We're close.
00:02:04.400 This is Clint Russell, hosting a movie locked down.
00:02:05.400 We're close. 0.99
00:02:06.400 We got Toad, aka Better Off Dead, up in this motherfucker. 0.99
00:02:10.400 We got the mini Jack Hercules. 0.99
00:02:12.400 Hercules.
00:02:13.400 Hercules.
00:02:14.400 Hercules.
00:02:15.400 Hercules.
00:02:16.400 Oh, aka Fat Comic Dave.
00:02:17.400 We got the host of Top Lobster.com, Mr. Top Lobster, as well as Nephilim Death Squad. 0.99
00:02:22.400 And the man who did double the viewership that this idiot midget thought he would do. 1.00
00:02:30.400 12,000 views. 1.00
00:02:32.400 Yeah.
00:02:33.400 That is Mr. Jose Golisano. 0.98
00:02:34.400 14K now, bitches. 1.00
00:02:35.400 Oh, 14K. 1.00
00:02:36.400 Holy shit. 1.00
00:02:37.400 They all tuned in just for Jose. 0.99
00:02:39.400 Dude, yeah, me and Cole got into it.
00:02:42.400 I said, I bet you this will do like 10 to 15K is a note 6K top.
00:02:47.400 I mean, I got it. 0.99
00:02:48.400 And then immediately Dave starts quote tweeting it like a motherfucker. 0.99
00:02:52.400 That's what I got. 0.99
00:02:53.400 And he was like, well, I didn't know Dave.
00:02:55.400 And I was like, did you not think I didn't think about this?
00:02:57.400 Like, did you not think like I didn't at all think this would be a whole tiff on Twitter?
00:03:01.400 No, no, no. 0.99
00:03:02.400 Don't look at how Dave has responded to other podcasts he's been on and done this shit. 0.97
00:03:05.400 He like never, he'll tweet it like one time. 1.00
00:03:07.400 Yeah, but Austin's kind of a cunt. 0.99
00:03:09.400 No, but that's the thing is that Austin Peterson brings out the cuntiness in Dave. 1.00
00:03:13.400 And I didn't realize that. 0.97
00:03:14.400 And I know Dave still has that dog in him. 1.00
00:03:16.400 So if you're a cunt and he's going to be like, fuck you, he's retreating every year. 1.00
00:03:19.400 I'll tell you why he actually did it. 1.00
00:03:21.400 I DM'd him and I said, hey, Dave, this is what fat Dave.
00:03:24.400 I'm not surprised.
00:03:26.400 What's actually going on here is this weightlifting competition that you guys never had at my house.
00:03:31.400 And the elite conversation has now spilled over to Cole somehow angry about your views.
00:03:36.400 Not angry, passive-aggressive.
00:03:38.400 Not angry.
00:03:39.400 And passive-aggressive.
00:03:40.400 He's just a negative Nelly.
00:03:41.400 Like anytime we're like, guys, we're going to make it.
00:03:43.400 He's not angry.
00:03:44.400 Like, I think we'll do okay.
00:03:45.400 He's not angry.
00:03:46.400 We talked about this before.
00:03:47.400 He's vindictive.
00:03:48.400 No, no, no.
00:03:49.400 He's looking to get payback.
00:03:50.400 100%.
00:03:51.400 This is all about working out.
00:03:52.400 This is all that this is.
00:03:53.400 This means a lot to Cole.
00:03:54.400 I think we finally broke Cole.
00:03:56.400 We found out. 1.00
00:03:57.400 No, damn it. 0.99
00:03:58.400 No, because what happened is every time we've had these conversations about, oh, we're going 0.99
00:04:01.400 to do this many views. 0.97
00:04:02.400 And I'm like, listen, I've been watching YouTube for a long fucking time. 0.94
00:04:05.400 And I know kind of what- 0.98
00:04:06.400 No, you don't.
00:04:07.400 You never know our- 0.99
00:04:08.400 You like sometimes are like, holy shit, we have this many viewers? 0.98
00:04:11.400 Like you don't pay attention to numbers at all. 0.97
00:04:13.400 No, but I-
00:04:14.400 No, whenever y'all- 0.82
00:04:16.400 Dude, after Timcast, y'all were like, pfff, we're going to get like fucking 2,000 subs off 0.96
00:04:21.400 of this. 0.99
00:04:22.400 And I was like, no, we're fucking not. 0.99
00:04:23.400 And then we got like 50. 0.99
00:04:25.400 And I was like-
00:04:26.400 No, we would have if he wasn't talking about Crowder the entire time.
00:04:29.400 Yeah.
00:04:30.400 Our guy, that guy doesn't even come anymore.
00:04:31.400 What's his name?
00:04:32.400 The only guy that we picked up.
00:04:33.400 Oh, I miss him.
00:04:34.400 No, he's still in here.
00:04:35.400 Who?
00:04:36.400 Kevin?
00:04:37.400 What's his name?
00:04:38.400 Kevin Hobby?
00:04:39.400 No.
00:04:40.400 He doesn't come at all ever since he can't be-
00:04:41.400 He's the cool dad. 0.99
00:04:42.400 We probably scared him off of the dicks. 0.99
00:04:43.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:04:44.400 Paul.
00:04:45.400 Paul.
00:04:46.400 That's right, Paul.
00:04:47.400 Shout out to Paul.
00:04:48.400 Yo, Paul better come back.
00:04:49.400 Cause like, I like that guy.
00:04:50.400 Yeah, RIP. 1.00
00:04:51.400 I love that guy.
00:04:52.400 Yeah, he's gotta come back. 1.00
00:04:53.400 That was fucked, dude. 0.99
00:04:54.400 I was like, I was watching the intro and you guys are like- 1.00
00:04:57.400 By the way, I was the one that fucking dropped on the GC. 0.65
00:05:00.400 Shout out to Top because I'm sure it wasn't Toad that actually put it in there. 0.99
00:05:03.400 Fucking brilliant. 0.96
00:05:04.400 Brilliant. 1.00
00:05:05.400 First award from our sponsors and his fucking Hava Nagila music with fucking Boeing and shit. 1.00
00:05:09.400 Incredible. 1.00
00:05:10.400 And then we have our opening.
00:05:12.400 I get to watch-
00:05:13.400 By the way, every week I watch a different person's reaction to every clip.
00:05:16.400 So like, I'll watch myself and then I'll watch, you know, Top and then I'll watch Jose.
00:05:20.400 It's really fun.
00:05:21.400 You guys should try it.
00:05:22.400 Anyways, thank you so much for tuning in guys.
00:05:24.400 It's an absolute pleasure to have you.
00:05:26.400 By the way, just quick plug for myself cause it's really big because Vivek is absolutely 0.67
00:05:30.400 fucking going ballistic right now. 0.75
00:05:31.400 I have him in studio tomorrow afternoon, three o'clock live with Luke Rutkowski. 0.99
00:05:35.400 It's going to be fucking incredible. 0.73
00:05:37.400 Do not miss it. 0.97
00:05:38.400 All right.
00:05:39.400 Let's get to the middle.
00:05:40.400 Make sure to follow Clint's alt while you're at it.
00:05:42.400 What are you guys going to do about the smell?
00:05:45.400 Yo, yo, if he, if he smells like curry, you know, I'm going to tell you guys that, right? 1.00
00:05:51.400 Oh yeah.
00:05:52.400 Yeah.
00:05:53.400 But I think he's going to smell really good. 0.92
00:05:55.400 Cause like, he's gotta like shot. 0.93
00:05:56.400 Yeah. 0.91
00:05:57.400 No, I think he's going to smell easy.
00:05:58.400 Like, I think he might smell like a Persian dude. 1.00
00:06:00.400 Like hella perfect.
00:06:01.400 Hella coloned up.
00:06:02.400 You know, he'd be like, he'd be like, yeah, I took an Uber over here.
00:06:06.400 He's like, I dropped people off right before this.
00:06:08.400 Am I the only one of us who's actually met him in person before?
00:06:12.400 What's he smell like? 1.00
00:06:13.400 Faggot. 1.00
00:06:14.400 Faggot. 1.00
00:06:15.400 He does not smell terrible. 1.00
00:06:16.400 He smells unexpectedly good.
00:06:18.400 Does he smell diddlyumptious?
00:06:19.400 Yeah.
00:06:20.400 Yeah.
00:06:21.400 Yeah.
00:06:22.400 He's, he's on the level of scrum diddlyumptious.
00:06:24.400 Wow.
00:06:25.400 Which one out of us would you think smells the best?
00:06:27.400 I kind of want to throw this to the chat.
00:06:28.400 Like which one out of us, all of us.
00:06:30.400 And I, and I want to say the, the, the, like the favorite would be Clint.
00:06:33.400 Cause everything's like, like, yeah, but, but here's the thing.
00:06:38.400 No, no, no, no.
00:06:39.400 But here's the thing.
00:06:40.400 Clint doesn't wear underwear. 1.00
00:06:41.400 So Clint is just having his, his ass is. 1.00
00:06:44.400 And, and you know what? 1.00
00:06:45.400 I don't wear underwear.
00:06:46.400 And I still smell better than all of y'all. 1.00
00:06:47.400 There's only a thin, a thin piece of polyester between us and Clint's asshole. 1.00
00:06:52.400 That's it. 1.00
00:06:53.400 At all times.
00:06:54.400 Dude.
00:06:55.400 I think it's me to be honest.
00:06:56.400 And hold on. 0.99
00:06:57.400 There's also a problem with Clint's butthole being, he has no butt cheeks. 0.99
00:07:00.400 So his butthole is directly against this. 0.99
00:07:02.400 Correct. 0.99
00:07:03.400 If, if he misses one wipe.
00:07:05.400 One wipe.
00:07:06.400 Game over. 1.00
00:07:07.400 Shit on his, on his pants the rest of the day. 1.00
00:07:09.400 And it's like, this could happen. 1.00
00:07:10.400 This is why I shower.
00:07:11.400 This is why I shower.
00:07:12.400 I think talk probably smells the best.
00:07:14.400 Like, I feel like he, he, he's, he's a Puerto Ricans.
00:07:17.400 He's more animalistic, more in touch with animals.
00:07:19.400 We've all met each other.
00:07:20.400 Smells matter more, you know?
00:07:21.400 See, no, this is, this is, this is the different thing of smelling good and smelling,
00:07:25.400 um, like, like the pheromones he's putting off.
00:07:28.400 Because I feel like definitely Jose is into more like the pheromones.
00:07:31.400 He's like, I don't care like what cologne you use.
00:07:32.400 He's like, I want that manly smell coming off of you.
00:07:34.400 And I think that's what Jose likes.
00:07:36.400 Well, yeah, see, I don't use cologne because I think it's like overdoing it.
00:07:39.400 I, I use soap.
00:07:40.400 I shower often.
00:07:41.400 I manscape.
00:07:42.400 I wear underwear.
00:07:44.400 Like, I think I smell pretty good.
00:07:46.400 I, I pride myself on my smell.
00:07:47.400 It's one of my best.
00:07:48.400 I've met all of you.
00:07:49.400 All, all of us smell good, which is weird, but we do.
00:07:51.400 Yeah, regularly.
00:07:52.400 We all smell good.
00:07:53.400 Like, not bad.
00:07:54.400 Yeah.
00:07:55.400 Nobody smells bad.
00:07:56.400 I feel like Toad smells fresh, but not good.
00:07:58.400 You know what I mean?
00:08:00.400 He smells clean, but like, still gross. 0.98
00:08:03.400 He has a virgin smell to him is what it is. 0.99
00:08:05.400 Yeah. 0.98
00:08:06.400 Like a baby.
00:08:07.400 Like a baby.
00:08:08.400 Like, it smells clean, you know?
00:08:10.400 It radiates, it radiates off of him, and it really just overpowers the smell.
00:08:14.400 Fresh sadness.
00:08:15.400 Almost neutralizes.
00:08:16.400 Dude, dude, babies smell awesome, man.
00:08:18.400 What are you talking about?
00:08:19.400 I just douse myself. 1.00
00:08:20.400 Yeah, they do smell awesome, but you don't want to fuck them. 1.00
00:08:22.400 That's your whole problem. 1.00
00:08:23.400 Well, maybe not you, Claire.
00:08:24.400 Speak for yourself.
00:08:25.400 Wow.
00:08:26.400 Fair point.
00:08:27.400 Fair point.
00:08:28.400 Fair point.
00:08:29.400 All right, let's do Mel.
00:08:30.400 Hey, he is running for the LP nomination, so. 0.99
00:08:31.400 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99
00:08:32.400 That's true. 1.00
00:08:33.400 I have to play the part.
00:08:35.400 Can we go over Clint losing his account? 0.99
00:08:39.400 Because this is fucking hilarious shit that just happened. 0.99
00:08:42.400 Did you get any Bob and Vagine or no, Clint? 0.99
00:08:44.400 I did not, but I did get one dude who fucking bought the iPads. 0.97
00:08:48.400 I cannot believe it. 0.98
00:08:49.400 He blew 600 smackers on like one of the most obvious hack troll jobs ever.
00:08:55.400 And the funny part is we should probably tell our audience for those who aren't terminally
00:09:00.400 online because I don't think you ever spelled it out for them, Clint.
00:09:03.400 All right.
00:09:04.400 So I was going live with Luke in Viva Frey last night at 6 o'clock and it was like 555.
00:09:11.400 And by the way, for an entire week leading up to that, I had been getting these emails
00:09:15.400 where it's like, you just got logged into from Turkey.
00:09:18.400 You just got logged into from the Philippines.
00:09:20.400 And I would change my password every time.
00:09:22.400 I would do it super fucking fast because I'm, you know, permanently online. 0.96
00:09:25.400 Jews with VPNs. 0.95
00:09:27.400 Yeah.
00:09:30.400 It could be.
00:09:31.400 Who knows?
00:09:32.400 This all started. 0.98
00:09:33.400 This did start after I fucking started going ballistic on the Palestine issue. 0.96
00:09:37.400 So, you know, you never know. 0.98
00:09:39.400 But anyways, it was five minutes to shut them down.
00:09:42.400 Shut them down.
00:09:43.400 They got A-Rabs with hang gliders. 0.93
00:09:46.400 We've got Jews with VPNs. 0.95
00:09:48.400 They're like, they're like, he's about to go.
00:09:50.400 He's about to go live with Viva Frey.
00:09:51.400 He's one of ours.
00:09:52.400 Get him out of here.
00:09:53.400 So, yeah.
00:09:54.400 Anyways, it was like five minutes before start.
00:09:56.400 I realized I can't log in.
00:09:57.400 I get an email saying, you just changed your email. 0.97
00:10:00.400 So then I'm fucking out, dude. 0.97
00:10:02.400 And I had dual factor authentication on. 0.97
00:10:05.400 So they didn't text me somehow.
00:10:07.400 And they just used the email.
00:10:08.400 They changed the email. 0.98
00:10:09.400 And I was fucking toast, dude. 0.95
00:10:11.400 But the two factor off on Google will like, it'll send it to your phone to authenticate 0.98
00:10:16.400 it, right?
00:10:17.400 Well, it didn't.
00:10:18.400 I honestly don't even know what that is.
00:10:21.400 But they have, they have sent it, they have sent it to, they have sent me texts before
00:10:26.400 to verify like when I did it in the past.
00:10:29.400 So somehow they got in there, they took off DFA, and then they changed the email.
00:10:35.400 And then I was, I was blacked out. 1.00
00:10:36.400 DFA dick fucking ass. 1.00
00:10:38.400 Dude. 1.00
00:10:39.400 One of the best jokes is, uh, garbage man. 0.98
00:10:41.400 So and Andy actually, uh, he said, and he was just like, damn, they got Clint with the, 0.97
00:10:46.400 um, do you want to extend your Corvette warranty? 0.98
00:10:48.400 I thought that was so fucking funny. 0.96
00:10:49.400 He's like, hell yes I do. 0.98
00:10:50.400 He's like, yeah, extended warranty on my Corvette 100%.
00:10:55.400 I love that thing.
00:10:56.400 You have a Corvette with all the primary colors, and it's just a big spinning wheel.
00:11:01.400 And he's like, yep, and he clicks, and it's right in the middle.
00:11:05.400 They're like, they're like, do you want to get your oil changed on your primary mobile?
00:11:09.400 And I was like, well, that is my car.
00:11:11.400 So obviously they were talking to me.
00:11:13.400 Uh, I think, I think what happened was my, my password for my Twitter was the same as 1.00
00:11:17.400 my Gmail cause I'm a fucking idiot. 0.99
00:11:19.400 And that's, there's a couple of things here that I think, that I think that, uh, we need 1.00
00:11:22.400 to take away from this.
00:11:23.400 Uh, we, we take for granted just how old Clint is.
00:11:27.400 And I think it goes through, it goes a testament that like, he's the only one out of the gang
00:11:31.400 that's gotten hacked.
00:11:32.400 Knock on wood here.
00:11:33.400 But it's just like, everyone's like, oh God, how could they, how could they have done this
00:11:37.400 to Clint?
00:11:38.400 He's the only one worth hacking.
00:11:40.400 He has his password on a sticky note on his computer.
00:11:43.400 Like, you can see it in the reflection right now.
00:11:46.400 Not only is he old, but I think this all happened when he was sleeping.
00:11:49.400 I'm pretty sure.
00:11:51.400 No, I was going live.
00:11:52.400 I just told you, right?
00:11:53.400 But I was trying to, he was trying to make a joke, Clint.
00:11:55.400 Just give him a hint.
00:11:56.400 Oh, cause he's sleepy Clint.
00:11:58.400 And honestly, I think Jose might be the next easiest cause his, his password is just bald 1.00
00:12:03.400 pussy for life. 1.00
00:12:04.400 And that's his like, so. 1.00
00:12:05.400 No, but I am very, I would be super easy to hack.
00:12:08.400 Cause I'm the kind of guy that like, I forget my password.
00:12:11.400 And then I like, like, so I just make it as easy as possible.
00:12:14.400 Yeah.
00:12:15.400 I just want to make it very clear.
00:12:16.400 I did not click a link.
00:12:18.400 It was, you know how, how you'll have databases that'll get hacked periodically.
00:12:22.400 And it was some login to some bank or some shit that got my Gmail.
00:12:26.400 The, once they had my Gmail, like the only Twitter, the only social media account I have 0.83
00:12:30.400 of any value was my Twitter.
00:12:32.400 They got the Twitter.
00:12:33.400 Boom.
00:12:34.400 That was it.
00:12:35.400 So that's all they were going to do with it.
00:12:36.400 You know how much more that you could have done?
00:12:37.400 Oh, they could have done a lot.
00:12:38.400 Twitter.
00:12:39.400 No, I had your Twitter for it.
00:12:40.400 Oh my God.
00:12:41.400 No, no, no.
00:12:42.400 Just wait.
00:12:43.400 You could probably start another Holocaust. 0.99
00:12:46.400 Am I the only one who's a little bit disappointed that the, uh, they didn't, you know, blow
00:12:52.400 up the group, group chat. 1.00
00:12:53.400 I was like, we were immediately like, they're going to, they're going to fuck. 1.00
00:12:57.400 Cause there's so much blackmail. 1.00
00:12:58.400 They immediately left.
00:12:59.400 I think what happened was, uh, what happened?
00:13:01.400 Well, I don't know if they left or if they, uh, use the account to block, uh, whoever the
00:13:06.400 creator of the group was.
00:13:07.400 And that's, uh, cause if you block the like group creator, you get thrown out of the group.
00:13:11.400 Oh, I didn't realize that.
00:13:12.400 Okay.
00:13:13.400 I thought it was the next.
00:13:14.400 They might've blocked.
00:13:15.400 That's probably because they, they left both at the same time. 0.99
00:13:17.400 But the funny part is when I get to this, that they, they also, so these, these fucking, 0.99
00:13:22.400 these street shitters, they love money and they want to see me out of your money. 0.99
00:13:25.400 But they also, they love Bob and the gene and could told us I'm not going to, but he 0.93
00:13:29.400 was just like, they started sending, like asking for nudes from different women to different
00:13:33.400 influencers.
00:13:34.400 But, but you know what?
00:13:35.400 I think it may have actually been brilliant because had they got them, then they would have 0.98
00:13:39.400 fucking held them hostage. 0.98
00:13:40.400 Oh my God. 1.00
00:13:41.400 Yeah.
00:13:42.400 Dude, this is all just Clint gaslighting.
00:13:44.400 I just realized this is like, just like me in high school where I would lie to chicks 0.98
00:13:49.400 and say I was drunk after asking them something incredibly brazen and they'd be like, oops,
00:13:53.400 my bad.
00:13:54.400 I was drunk.
00:13:55.400 And then they'd be like, Oh, okay.
00:13:56.400 Well, I was asking for names.
00:13:57.400 I wasn't going to give names.
00:13:58.400 I was trying to give a little. 0.99
00:13:59.400 No, this is a great, this is a great fucking like thing. 0.96
00:14:02.400 I mean, listen, you could technically do this every week and just see what comes back. 0.97
00:14:06.400 I got hacked again.
00:14:07.400 I'm old.
00:14:08.400 They got me again.
00:14:09.400 And just waiting.
00:14:10.400 I'm old.
00:14:11.400 Ashley St. Clair.
00:14:12.400 Ashley St. Clair.
00:14:13.400 Next time. 1.00
00:14:14.400 Oh shit. 1.00
00:14:15.400 Kim Iverson. 1.00
00:14:16.400 Kim Iverson.
00:14:17.400 Now I know, now I know my next move.
00:14:19.400 I swear I got hacked.
00:14:20.400 Yeah.
00:14:21.400 Perfect.
00:14:22.400 No, because that's why, that's why Jose asked is because we were like, man, they probably
00:14:26.400 just went through Clint's just contact list.
00:14:28.400 Every woman in his contact list, they just DM like, send Bob's cloth off. 1.00
00:14:32.400 And then like, and then Clint gets back, he gets his account back and he just says like,
00:14:36.400 he was just like, Oh, okay. 1.00
00:14:37.400 These women are down to fuck. 1.00
00:14:39.400 That's not how Clint talks. 1.00
00:14:41.400 And this dude.
00:14:42.400 It seemed like anyone that noticed that like knew right away that it was a con job, they
00:14:47.400 just blocked them.
00:14:48.400 She all were blocked.
00:14:49.400 I know Josie was blocked.
00:14:50.400 A couple other people were blocked.
00:14:51.400 But, but what's funny is they took all of the people that were playing along with the
00:14:55.400 game, which by the way, most of them were just playing along.
00:14:58.400 Like they're like, how, you know, can I get two for 500?
00:15:00.400 Like they were like negotiating with them.
00:15:02.400 But then, but then they'd say like, do you accept shekels?
00:15:04.400 And they start to like make it really.
00:15:07.400 Yes.
00:15:08.400 So I can see, I can see, I can see these, but they pinned.
00:15:11.400 I didn't even think to get in.
00:15:12.400 I didn't even think about doing this.
00:15:14.400 Anyone that, anyone that, that they thought was a prospect.
00:15:16.400 They pinned that, that chat to the top of my list.
00:15:19.400 So I had like six at the very top and one of them, they actually got the dude to buy, 0.95
00:15:23.400 but the other five were just saying racist shit to them and like, and leading them on. 0.96
00:15:27.400 It was amazing. 0.99
00:15:28.400 It was amazing.
00:15:30.400 I was too much preparing for the battle that was about to ensue when the group chat leaked.
00:15:35.400 Yeah.
00:15:36.400 All right, let's go.
00:15:37.400 I was nervous.
00:15:38.400 That's the thing about these street shimmers. 0.99
00:15:39.400 I mean, what, hold on.
00:15:40.400 What do you think they're going to see in the group chat that they're going to see in the
00:15:42.400 show?
00:15:43.400 I don't care.
00:15:44.400 I'm actually excited.
00:15:45.400 Yeah, exactly. 0.99
00:15:46.400 It's going to be shit like that. 0.99
00:15:47.400 Like, look what these influencers said. 1.00
00:15:48.400 And we'll be like, yeah.
00:15:49.400 Well, it's about it.
00:15:52.400 Why don't you?
00:15:53.400 I don't care what they said out.
00:15:54.400 I just like, I'm like disappointed that these scammers aren't using blackmail.
00:15:59.400 Like they don't think to use like blackmail in the DMS too thin.
00:16:02.400 Like there's, they, I mean, it's been like a day cold to be fair.
00:16:06.400 So give them some time.
00:16:07.400 I mean, I may be, they may be compiling it.
00:16:09.400 They got, they got frozen out in about 30 minutes. 0.88
00:16:12.400 Cause, cause Josie put some dude on it and he fucking, he like, he privated my account 0.98
00:16:16.400 and made it so they couldn't. 0.95
00:16:17.400 Dude, they would, they were tweeting for four hours at least.
00:16:22.400 It was, it was less than an hour.
00:16:24.400 It was like two hours later, they retweeted something else.
00:16:26.400 Like only, only another hour.
00:16:28.400 No, that was Clint.
00:16:29.400 At that point, Clint was like, I was just trying to get the money at that point.
00:16:32.400 He was like, I can at least get 600 bucks out of this, right?
00:16:34.400 Let me get this bread, yo.
00:16:36.400 Yo, it's funny.
00:16:37.400 Clint got his account back actually 15 hours ago.
00:16:41.400 Yo, if I got my account back right away, I could have actually done that.
00:16:44.400 I could have been like, well yeah, send the PayPal.
00:16:46.400 And then the next day I'd be like, oh, I got my account back.
00:16:48.400 You know, I got hacked.
00:16:49.400 Sorry.
00:16:50.400 Was it really Clint or was it the hacker who told me to kill myself?
00:16:53.400 Oh yeah.
00:16:54.400 I hope it was the hacker.
00:16:55.400 I appreciate that.
00:16:56.400 He was Clint.
00:16:57.400 That's Clint every day, isn't it?
00:16:58.400 Just every day, every morning you wake up and it's just another.
00:17:00.400 I'm one of the few that actually really encourages you not to, for the record.
00:17:04.400 Yeah.
00:17:05.400 Someone please.
00:17:06.400 Well, me too, but whatever.
00:17:07.400 Do what you got to do.
00:17:08.400 I was going to say-
00:17:09.400 You're not going to get your life together.
00:17:10.400 You might as well.
00:17:11.400 I know.
00:17:12.400 It's fine.
00:17:13.400 I mean-
00:17:14.400 Just kidding.
00:17:15.400 Don't do that.
00:17:16.400 It would be awkward.
00:17:17.400 It would be rule of four.
00:17:18.400 We would need another person.
00:17:19.400 But really, I mean, I wouldn't do it if I was you.
00:17:20.400 What I was going to say about Clint's tweet is that-
00:17:24.400 Thanks.
00:17:25.400 I mean, it would be a net positive for the show, but like, don't do it.
00:17:28.400 Yeah.
00:17:29.400 It's kind of gross.
00:17:30.400 Or if you do do it, don't let anybody know.
00:17:33.400 Don't do it.
00:17:34.400 Just disappear so we can make a bit out of it.
00:17:36.400 Like, where is Toad? 0.99
00:17:41.400 That's fucked up. 0.99
00:17:42.400 Go Toad. 0.99
00:17:43.400 That's what we're doing right now.
00:17:44.400 All right.
00:17:45.400 Is that-
00:17:46.400 That's just Tower Gang.
00:17:47.400 Yeah.
00:17:48.400 Like, Clint losing his status of 110,000 followers immediately, like that, put him at the bottom
00:17:54.400 of the Tower Gang food chain-
00:17:56.400 Bottom.
00:17:57.400 To Toad. 1.00
00:17:58.400 You're one moment away, bitch. 1.00
00:18:00.400 Here's the crazy part. 1.00
00:18:02.400 I liked it.
00:18:03.400 Here's the crazy part.
00:18:04.400 I enjoyed it, actually.
00:18:05.400 Why is it assumed I'm at the bottom? 0.99
00:18:06.400 What the fuck? 1.00
00:18:07.400 You got- 1.00
00:18:08.400 You're at the bottom.
00:18:09.400 Clint, you got your-
00:18:10.400 Five percent.
00:18:11.400 You got your whole account back, right?
00:18:12.400 Yeah.
00:18:13.400 And now it's-
00:18:14.400 But to me, the disrespect still lays there.
00:18:15.400 It still lingers.
00:18:16.400 Yeah.
00:18:17.400 Like, I don't-
00:18:18.400 Like, I can't look at you-
00:18:19.400 You'll never look at me the same.
00:18:20.400 No, no, because-
00:18:21.400 That's fine.
00:18:22.400 It's like, the 110,000, it's just a-
00:18:24.400 It's just a number.
00:18:25.400 It's not real.
00:18:26.400 It's just forever.
00:18:27.400 It's not a real thing.
00:18:28.400 It's a reference.
00:18:29.400 This guy got hacked.
00:18:30.400 It's always gonna tarnish his reputation.
00:18:32.400 He's a hacky.
00:18:34.400 I'm fine with that.
00:18:35.400 I've never wanted you guys to treat me any differently, for the record.
00:18:38.400 So it's okay.
00:18:39.400 No, you think you're so much better than us.
00:18:42.400 Clint, before it was a joke.
00:18:44.400 No, no, no.
00:18:45.400 Because he came back in and he's like, I'm a superior to y'all again.
00:18:47.400 Just don't worry about that.
00:18:48.400 Well, that's because of what you said to me.
00:18:50.400 It was- I was fired back.
00:18:52.400 It's funny.
00:18:53.400 Yeah, but you meant it.
00:18:55.400 But you meant it, though. 0.97
00:18:58.400 Alright, Mailbag, goddammit.
00:18:59.400 Yeah, let's do Mailbag. 0.86
00:19:01.400 Alright.
00:19:02.400 Mark Vestibule, one of our favorite contributors to the Mailbag.
00:19:07.400 Which would you rather do for once a month for the rest of your life? 0.96
00:19:11.400 Watch Titanic or have 10 minutes of cock and ball torture? 0.91
00:19:15.400 Watch Titanic. 0.89
00:19:17.400 Yeah, Titanic's not a bad movie.
00:19:19.400 No.
00:19:20.400 It's a terrible movie.
00:19:21.400 I would say, like, make it a much worse movie.
00:19:24.400 I feel like the movie's a little too long.
00:19:26.400 Yeah, like Cuties.
00:19:28.400 No, Cuties.
00:19:29.400 Ugh.
00:19:30.400 No, Cutie's fine.
00:19:34.400 You gotta give it a chance, I mean.
00:19:36.400 No, no.
00:19:37.400 I would be like, um...
00:19:39.400 The human citipede. 0.87
00:19:40.400 Like, if it was like human citipede or not cock and ball torture.
00:19:43.400 I'd watch human citipede.
00:19:44.400 Human citipede is so much better than Titanic.
00:19:46.400 What are you talking about?
00:19:47.400 What's that one movie that's like the most over the top movie?
00:19:51.400 Toad would probably know it.
00:19:52.400 Triple R? 0.93
00:19:53.400 The Serbian story?
00:19:54.400 Oh, no, Serbian film.
00:19:55.400 A Serbian film.
00:19:56.400 Like, I've heard of that, and I'm like, I will never watch it.
00:19:59.400 It has actual, like...
00:20:00.400 I think that's...
00:20:01.400 There is one of them out there that has actual snuff film in it. 0.99
00:20:03.400 They rape a newborn infant in it. 0.97
00:20:05.400 Yeah. 0.96
00:20:06.400 One of them actually has, like, snuff film.
00:20:08.400 It's not real, but...
00:20:09.400 Jesus.
00:20:10.400 Oh, that's not Serbian. 0.90
00:20:11.400 There's one that is out there that actually has snuff film in it.
00:20:13.400 Like, you actually see people actually get shot and killed.
00:20:15.400 A Serbian film... 1.00
00:20:16.400 Like, I would rather watch, like, an actual snuff film than have my dick and balls tortured. 1.00
00:20:20.400 What are we talking about? 1.00
00:20:21.400 Yeah, this is like, would you rather, like, do straight heroin or have a cheeseburger every
00:20:26.400 month?
00:20:27.400 Like, yeah.
00:20:28.400 Like, heroin, obviously. 0.64
00:20:29.400 Dick and ball torture is awesome. 0.98
00:20:31.400 Is the cock and ball torture... 0.99
00:20:33.400 Like, how do we defining cock and ball torture? 0.98
00:20:35.400 Yeah, is it going to arouse you? 0.96
00:20:36.400 Like, how hard are we going here?
00:20:37.400 Is it sexy torture? 0.93
00:20:38.400 Okay, arouse you is all the way up to you, man. 1.00
00:20:41.400 Like, it's like, if someone is torturing your cock and balls, that arouses you. 1.00
00:20:44.400 That's just on you. 0.99
00:20:45.400 If you're using the word torture, it's probably not going to be a pleasure.
00:20:48.400 Yeah.
00:20:49.400 It doesn't sound pleasant. 0.98
00:20:50.400 I don't know, because I'm thinking about it and, like, Kate Winslet's tits don't really 1.00
00:20:53.400 do it for me, but, like, I don't know, playing with my cock and balls a bit hard might. 1.00
00:20:57.400 A bit hard. 0.99
00:20:58.400 It's not a bit hard.
00:20:59.400 It's torture.
00:21:00.400 They're putting them in clamps, dude.
00:21:02.400 Probably.
00:21:03.400 Have you ever been to PainOlympics.com?
00:21:04.400 That's what we're talking about.
00:21:05.400 The problem is, like, it sounds like it'd be slightly fun, but it's like, to what extreme?
00:21:09.400 Like, it's like, like, it's when you get something spicy.
00:21:11.400 Like, if I order a spicy thing somewhere, I'm like, I don't want it to be really spicy,
00:21:14.400 but just a little, you know?
00:21:16.400 Like, you never know what to order.
00:21:17.400 Like, do I get mild?
00:21:18.400 Do I get medium?
00:21:19.400 Like, what's too hot, you know?
00:21:21.400 Wait, am I the only one here that has seen PainOlympics?
00:21:24.400 Am I on the outlier on this one?
00:21:25.400 I've heard of it.
00:21:26.400 I'm not going to watch it.
00:21:27.400 Okay, because I remember, I was working at a water park, and some of the patrons there
00:21:33.400 came up to me and they were like, have you seen the PainOlympics?
00:21:35.400 I'm like, no. 1.00
00:21:36.400 I showed me a guy nail his dick to a table. 1.00
00:21:39.400 Whoa. 1.00
00:21:40.400 What?
00:21:41.400 Yeah. 1.00
00:21:42.400 Just straight up, like, fucking beep, beep, beep, beep. 0.99
00:21:44.400 And then, like, another guy, like, smashed his nuts and then squeezed out, like, whatever 0.99
00:21:51.400 juice was in there.
00:21:52.400 No. 1.00
00:21:53.400 Like, it's crazy shit, man. 1.00
00:21:54.400 Come on. 1.00
00:21:55.400 Yeah, dude. 0.99
00:21:56.400 It's fucking, it's one of the... 0.99
00:21:57.400 What do you mean you squeeze out whatever juice is in there? 1.00
00:21:59.400 You know I'm getting paid minimum wage for this job.
00:22:02.400 Like, I don't have to take this.
00:22:03.400 I don't have to watch this.
00:22:04.400 I swear the majority of times someone has shown me a video like that, it's almost never
00:22:09.400 someone that has a close enough relationship with me to show me something like that.
00:22:13.400 This is just somebody that I just...
00:22:14.400 What are you doing?
00:22:15.400 I am.
00:22:16.400 It was a gym rat, a pool rat that came just every day to the pool and so they just saw
00:22:19.400 me a lot and they were just like...
00:22:21.400 Has it ever been confirmed that Two Girls, One Cup was real or not?
00:22:24.400 I don't want to know.
00:22:25.400 Why wouldn't that be real?
00:22:26.400 What kind of weird conspiracy theory is this? 1.00
00:22:30.400 Well, because the shit is so fluid. 1.00
00:22:32.400 If you watch it, it's fucking horrifying how easily in and out of their asses it comes. 1.00
00:22:36.400 Guys, on the next... 0.99
00:22:37.400 I have not watched it in that amount of time.
00:22:39.400 Well, I have.
00:22:40.400 You should.
00:22:41.400 We got Tim coming on and he's gonna debunk the Two Girls, One Cup video. 0.98
00:22:44.400 I remember, I do remember hearing like things like, oh, that was just like chocolate ice cream
00:22:49.400 and there was like...
00:22:50.400 Now the throw up... 1.00
00:22:51.400 It was like funnel pumped or like turkey baster pumped into their asses. 0.99
00:22:54.400 Yeah, now what about like the throw up though? 0.99
00:22:56.400 Like that...
00:22:57.400 Can you like...
00:22:58.400 What kind of...
00:22:59.400 Can you fake throw up?
00:23:00.400 Like it looked pretty real.
00:23:01.400 No, that's probably true.
00:23:02.400 Like that?
00:23:03.400 I don't even remember them throwing up in it.
00:23:04.400 They threw up into each other's mouths, dude.
00:23:06.400 Yeah, dude.
00:23:07.400 Jesus.
00:23:08.400 They do that now.
00:23:09.400 They do that now with like all that spit. 0.98
00:23:11.400 You ever see those nasty...
00:23:12.400 Yeah.
00:23:13.400 Do you remember Top Girl?
00:23:14.400 It's like...
00:23:15.400 Oh, yeah.
00:23:16.400 I've seen...
00:23:17.400 I saw a video today on Instagram.
00:23:18.400 Like how did they do that?
00:23:19.400 I saw a thing on Instagram today where a guy made fried rice and then the girl just
00:23:23.400 comes over and she just spits in it. 1.00
00:23:24.400 And he's like, oh, thank you, master. 0.99
00:23:26.400 And then he just fucking eats it. 0.99
00:23:27.400 Yeah, I swear to God. 1.00
00:23:28.400 That's weird shit. 1.00
00:23:29.400 That ain't shit. 1.00
00:23:30.400 Oh, did I show you the one? 0.99
00:23:32.400 I'm pretty sure I showed you the one or we watched it on the video of the girl doing
00:23:36.400 like BDSM out in public. 0.79
00:23:38.400 She had the big like... 0.96
00:23:39.400 You know those red boots everybody wears?
00:23:40.400 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.76
00:23:41.400 Yeah, and she starts kicking them in the nuts and stuff. 1.00
00:23:43.400 That's cock and ball torture, right? 1.00
00:23:45.400 That is cock and ball torture, yeah. 0.99
00:23:46.400 So it's... 0.99
00:23:47.400 Yeah, would you rather watch Titanic or have a girl with big red boots kick you in the 1.00
00:23:50.400 nuts? 0.98
00:23:51.400 But the conundrum is also like a light slap.
00:23:53.400 Titanic. 0.78
00:23:54.400 That's technically cock and ball torture too.
00:23:55.400 So, you know, we're gonna draw the line. 0.98
00:23:56.400 I'll take the cock and ball torture. 1.00
00:23:58.400 Cock and ball torture is just what Elizabeth does to me every week with blue balls. 1.00
00:24:01.400 She's just like... 0.96
00:24:02.400 Yeah, I don't have three hours.
00:24:03.400 I don't have three hours to listen to my friend's shows.
00:24:05.400 I'm gonna watch the Titanic. 0.99
00:24:06.400 I got no fucking time for this. 1.00
00:24:08.400 And imagine how much I slap my dick and balls around for 10 minutes. 1.00
00:24:11.400 I gotta get on with this. 1.00
00:24:12.400 I'm short on time. 1.00
00:24:13.400 Kick me in the nuts, bitch. 1.00
00:24:14.400 I gotta go. 1.00
00:24:15.400 Well, dude, imagine how much worse it gets because the Titanic is just the same thing
00:24:19.400 over and over again. 0.97
00:24:20.400 The cock and ball torture... 1.00
00:24:21.400 Yeah, getting kicked in the nuts is also the same thing over and over again. 1.00
00:24:23.400 No, no, no. 0.99
00:24:24.400 It's just cock and ball torture. 0.99
00:24:25.400 You can switch it up, man. 0.99
00:24:26.400 Vary it up.
00:24:27.400 It's true.
00:24:28.400 You can get a whip or something.
00:24:29.400 Yeah, yeah.
00:24:30.400 Like...
00:24:31.400 How much variety can you handle before your virility is toast, dude?
00:24:34.400 Come on.
00:24:35.400 Let's spice it up.
00:24:36.400 I'm very virile, man.
00:24:37.400 I can handle a lot.
00:24:38.400 At what point...
00:24:39.400 How many months in would it finally... 0.96
00:24:40.400 You would go like, okay, this is gonna make me cum? 0.95
00:24:43.400 How long would it take before you... 1.00
00:24:45.400 And then how long after that would it be like, now I need my asshole destroyed or like 1.00
00:24:50.400 this cock and ball torture isn't doing it anymore for me? 1.00
00:24:52.400 Oh, you mean like... 0.99
00:24:53.400 Yeah.
00:24:54.400 You've put it up a level of...
00:24:55.400 Yeah, you've got a...
00:24:56.400 I have a feeling Toad can answer this question.
00:24:58.400 Toad's like...
00:24:59.400 Yeah, so three years ago when it started...
00:25:02.400 This question right here is why I'm glad my wife never was willing to stick her finger 0.99
00:25:06.400 in my asshole because it's like what level of depravity will we have gone to after that? 0.99
00:25:10.400 Yeah, then you get to the point where it's like you're wanting to be sounded by like 1.00
00:25:13.400 larger items.
00:25:14.400 Cole, what do you do after shaving handles?
00:25:15.400 Yeah.
00:25:16.400 What do you do after that?
00:25:17.400 But what comes next?
00:25:18.400 I never really tried anything else. 1.00
00:25:20.400 You're a liar, really. 1.00
00:25:21.400 What are you putting in your asshole now, Cole? 1.00
00:25:23.400 Look at his face. 1.00
00:25:24.400 That was the most deceptive face you've ever made in your life. 1.00
00:25:25.400 I don't do nothing with my asshole, boys. 1.00
00:25:29.400 I mean, no, because... 1.00
00:25:30.400 I've never really tried anything else other than that.
00:25:33.400 Me and Elizabeth are watching through Shameless again.
00:25:35.400 And there's an episode on this where a guy had a sex addiction.
00:25:38.400 Solo cups, that's what. 0.93
00:25:40.400 Dude, how great is the chick's rack in Shameless? 1.00
00:25:43.400 Her rack is amazing.
00:25:44.400 Which one?
00:25:45.400 Which chick? 1.00
00:25:46.400 I don't know.
00:25:47.400 There's nudity all over that show. 1.00
00:25:48.400 The main brunette. 1.00
00:25:49.400 I don't know.
00:25:50.400 Emily Rosam.
00:25:51.400 Emily Rosam, yeah. 1.00
00:25:52.400 The skinny bitch? 1.00
00:25:54.400 Yeah, very skinny. 1.00
00:25:56.400 Jose's probably more into the black girl.
00:25:58.400 She's okay. 0.90
00:25:59.400 She's too skinny. 1.00
00:26:00.400 I just said break rack, relax.
00:26:01.400 We're about to fight right now, guys.
00:26:02.400 I can't wait for this.
00:26:03.400 We're about to fight.
00:26:04.400 Go ahead, keep fighting.
00:26:05.400 I'm gonna...
00:26:06.400 She's mid. 0.87
00:26:07.400 There is an episode where one of the guys, he was like, no, I have a sex addiction.
00:26:12.400 I can't do anything outside of missionary or I'll go off the deep end. 1.00
00:26:16.400 And the woman was like, no, I really want to put something up your ass. 1.00
00:26:19.400 So she puts a dildo up his ass. 1.00
00:26:20.400 The next day he has a sex wing up. 1.00
00:26:22.400 And he was like... 0.82
00:26:24.400 So that's the thing.
00:26:25.400 What's the...
00:26:26.400 She's the... 1.00
00:26:27.400 She's mid. 0.87
00:26:28.400 I'm just gonna put out there she's mid. 0.93
00:26:29.400 Mid.
00:26:30.400 Dude, this chick... 1.00
00:26:31.400 Solid mid.
00:26:32.400 She looks like a holocaust victim. 0.97
00:26:33.400 Like archetypical mid.
00:26:35.400 She's much better than mid. 1.00
00:26:36.400 You guys are such idiots. 1.00
00:26:37.400 No, she's way too... 1.00
00:26:38.400 No, this is just the body type you like.
00:26:40.400 The...
00:26:41.400 Yeah.
00:26:42.400 Yeah, it is.
00:26:43.400 Like just...
00:26:44.400 Yeah.
00:26:45.400 It's awesome.
00:26:46.400 Clint... 1.00
00:26:47.400 Clint wants to fuck like a skeleton. 1.00
00:26:48.400 No tits. 1.00
00:26:49.400 Literally no tits. 1.00
00:26:50.400 She's got great tits. 1.00
00:26:51.400 You can fucking look her up naked. 1.00
00:26:52.400 He likes 22 year olds that look like 12 year olds. 1.00
00:26:55.400 With huge racks.
00:26:57.400 I like 12 year olds with huge racks.
00:26:58.400 I've said this about... 0.98
00:26:59.400 That's about when the boobs come in. 1.00
00:27:01.400 You don't like huge racks. 0.98
00:27:02.400 You're like moderately large.
00:27:03.400 He's like, I like training brawl racks.
00:27:05.400 That's what I want.
00:27:06.400 Training brawl racks. 0.80
00:27:07.400 Like a small bee is big tits for you for some reason.
00:27:10.400 Clint's walking around in the middle school playground,
00:27:12.400 like looking for the one girl that's like...
00:27:14.400 That's developed like more quickly than everybody else. 1.00
00:27:17.400 God damn, Toad. 0.99
00:27:18.400 That was graphic enough. 1.00
00:27:19.400 I'm pretty sure you've done it before. 0.99
00:27:21.400 Alright, what's the next fucking question? 0.99
00:27:25.400 Um... 1.00
00:27:26.400 Conspiracy extremists. 1.00
00:27:27.400 Fuck, marry, kill. 1.00
00:27:28.400 Again? 1.00
00:27:29.400 Mark...
00:27:30.400 Mark Random, Dave Smith, and Owen Benjamin.
00:27:33.400 Oh.
00:27:34.400 That's actually a good one.
00:27:35.400 I would want to make a life with Owen.
00:27:36.400 So, Mary.
00:27:37.400 Uh... 1.00
00:27:38.400 Fuck between... 1.00
00:27:39.400 Fuck Mark Random. 1.00
00:27:40.400 Oh, random would be my fuck. 1.00
00:27:41.400 Oh God, dude. 1.00
00:27:42.400 I don't want to kill Dave, but... 1.00
00:27:43.400 I want to kill Dave. 1.00
00:27:44.400 One less you. 1.00
00:27:45.400 I'm...
00:27:46.400 One less you.
00:27:47.400 Like... 1.00
00:27:48.400 I think you gotta fuck... 1.00
00:27:49.400 You gotta fuck Mark. 1.00
00:27:50.400 I gotta... 1.00
00:27:51.400 Mark's the pro.
00:27:52.400 But I don't... 0.99
00:27:53.400 I will kill... 1.00
00:27:54.400 I will kill Dave humanely, 1.00
00:27:56.400 unlike the rest of the Palestinians that are not going to kill him humanely 1.00
00:27:59.400 whenever they get a hold of him.
00:28:00.400 I'm really torn between marrying Dave and Owen,
00:28:02.400 and then that... 1.00
00:28:03.400 Whoever I don't marry, I kill. 0.99
00:28:04.400 Yeah, it's unfortunate, but I don't know, 0.96
00:28:06.400 because Owen would, like, make me into his builder buddy.
00:28:09.400 Hey man, she doesn't do that, man. 1.00
00:28:10.400 Trust me.
00:28:11.400 I don't know if that's great.
00:28:12.400 I'll tell you what.
00:28:13.400 I'm over Dave, so it's clearly... 0.97
00:28:16.400 And now it's like, I'm gonna kill Random.
00:28:18.400 That's really what it's coming down to. 0.99
00:28:20.400 Killing Dave or killing Random. 0.80
00:28:21.400 And who gives me more value right now? 1.00
00:28:22.400 You know Random would be a great fuck. 1.00
00:28:23.400 You know that. 1.00
00:28:24.400 Random would be a great fuck. 1.00
00:28:25.400 He already... 1.00
00:28:26.400 He's the instant fuck. 1.00
00:28:27.400 Dude, I bet he like... 1.00
00:28:29.400 I bet he throws it back.
00:28:30.400 I bet he's soft.
00:28:32.400 Dude.
00:28:33.400 He does look soft, you know?
00:28:34.400 Yeah.
00:28:35.400 Dave doesn't look soft.
00:28:36.400 Dave looks like... 1.00
00:28:37.400 Dave looks like he can cut you with his ass. 1.00
00:28:42.400 Yeah, he's got that fucking diamond ass. 1.00
00:28:44.400 Dave looks like... 1.00
00:28:45.400 He looks like he complained the whole time. 1.00
00:28:46.400 Like, that you're just fucking him in the back. 0.99
00:28:48.400 He'd be like, this is not what Rothbard wanted. 0.99
00:28:50.400 Or talk about, like, libertarian theory. 0.99
00:28:52.400 Like, he's like fucking... 1.00
00:28:53.400 He's just like... 1.00
00:28:54.400 You know what Rothbard said about fucking? 1.00
00:28:56.400 Shut up, Dave. 1.00
00:28:57.400 Just like... 0.99
00:28:58.400 I just think, like, Random would like...
00:29:00.400 Would know how to take care of me knowing it's my first time.
00:29:02.400 Yeah.
00:29:03.400 Oh, he's ready to roll. 1.00
00:29:04.400 I feel like he's already done gay shit. 1.00
00:29:05.400 Like, clearly. 1.00
00:29:06.400 Random?
00:29:07.400 Yeah.
00:29:08.400 100%. 1.00
00:29:09.400 I feel like he would be like, yeah, I've done gay shit. 1.00
00:29:10.400 He'd be like, oh, just like, yeah, join this club. 1.00
00:29:13.400 Like... 1.00
00:29:14.400 I suck dick. 1.00
00:29:15.400 I didn't like it. 1.00
00:29:16.400 Moved on.
00:29:17.400 Yeah, for...
00:29:18.400 Random actually does look like one of my best friends from childhood. 0.99
00:29:21.400 But I never fucked him. 0.99
00:29:22.400 But he was gay. 1.00
00:29:23.400 Do you think, like... 1.00
00:29:24.400 But the problem with, like, Random is after you fuck him, how quickly do you get out of 0.99
00:29:28.400 the house before he starts talking to you? 1.00
00:29:30.400 Yeah.
00:29:31.400 Well, see, that's the thing. 1.00
00:29:32.400 I would fuck him. 1.00
00:29:33.400 You'd be mid-fuck. 1.00
00:29:34.400 And then make sure I incapacitate him. 0.99
00:29:35.400 And then do what Clint usually does, and leave right away.
00:29:39.400 Yes.
00:29:40.400 I've got decades of practice. 0.99
00:29:41.400 He's like, my balls are empty, and you are no longer hot. 0.98
00:29:45.400 Imagine being in Random's house, like, sitting on that couch that he's on. 0.99
00:29:50.400 Imagine, like, we were all there live with him. 1.00
00:29:52.400 What kind of fucking... 0.99
00:29:53.400 His casting couch? 1.00
00:29:54.400 What kind of energy is he giving off, like, in real life?
00:29:57.400 It's probably, like, overwhelming.
00:29:59.400 It's very schizo, for sure. 1.00
00:30:01.400 It's either totally manic or, like, heroin chic.
00:30:05.400 I don't know.
00:30:06.400 Owen's the clear Mary, though, right?
00:30:09.400 Like, how amazing...
00:30:10.400 No, for me, it's Dave.
00:30:11.400 Oh, my God.
00:30:12.400 Power couple.
00:30:13.400 You're living on a farm, doing racist research together, like, just hanging out with the
00:30:16.400 boys.
00:30:17.400 Clint has a point.
00:30:18.400 Clint, out of all of us, should marry Dave, because it is a power couple.
00:30:21.400 Yeah.
00:30:22.400 But all of us...
00:30:23.400 Honey, I want to go on Rogan with you this week.
00:30:24.400 Because he's also a rootless cosmopolitan, so... 1.00
00:30:26.400 Honey, can I go to PBD with you?
00:30:28.400 Honey, can we go to Rogan again? 1.00
00:30:30.400 Yeah, bitch. 1.00
00:30:31.400 Yeah, fuck yeah, dude. 1.00
00:30:32.400 Hell yeah. 1.00
00:30:33.400 So, wait.
00:30:34.400 No, wait.
00:30:35.400 In this situation, you'd be the girl, Clint? 1.00
00:30:38.400 We're saying, like, fuck, marry, kill. 1.00
00:30:39.400 No, no, that was... 1.00
00:30:40.400 You fuck Dave. 1.00
00:30:41.400 No, that was Dave asking me to go back on Rogan again. 1.00
00:30:43.400 Oh, I see.
00:30:44.400 I'm just kidding.
00:30:45.400 No, it was me. 1.00
00:30:46.400 The problem with any one of these that Clint's fuck is that he can't call their mom after 1.00
00:30:50.400 order to come pick him up. 1.00
00:30:52.400 Damn. 1.00
00:30:53.400 Damn. 1.00
00:30:54.400 What the fuck? 1.00
00:30:55.400 Jesus. 1.00
00:30:56.400 Why is this kid fucking meme sticking? 1.00
00:30:59.400 I don't understand. 0.99
00:31:00.400 I did all of age women and I still get accused of this.
00:31:03.400 Clint's the oldest of us and he likes them the youngest.
00:31:06.400 No.
00:31:07.400 Well, maybe in terms of age differential, but I'm still dating, you know, women in their 1.00
00:31:11.400 twenties and thirties.
00:31:12.400 You're looking past...
00:31:13.400 You're looking past...
00:31:14.400 This guy has, like, a hundred acres of farmland with a functioning farm.
00:31:17.400 Yeah.
00:31:18.400 And the guy's, like, literally old.
00:31:19.400 There you go. 0.99
00:31:20.400 But income-wise, Dave is fucking kicking the shit out of Owen Benjamin. 0.99
00:31:23.400 Also, Top, look who you're talking to. 0.99
00:31:24.400 The guy that has a high-rise in Miami.
00:31:26.400 Living in a high-rise in Miami.
00:31:27.400 Yeah.
00:31:28.400 He's not going to go to a farm afterwards.
00:31:30.400 Owen has a literal cult, okay?
00:31:32.400 Like...
00:31:33.400 That's pretty nice.
00:31:34.400 You would be married...
00:31:35.400 You'd be a queen of a cult.
00:31:37.400 Yeah.
00:31:38.400 Dude, you're right.
00:31:39.400 That sounds kind of not so good.
00:31:41.400 I don't know.
00:31:42.400 Sounds dope.
00:31:43.400 I wouldn't even be one of his builder buddies, I guess.
00:31:45.400 I'd be Owen's concubine.
00:31:46.400 It would be awesome.
00:31:47.400 Let's do it.
00:31:48.400 All right.
00:31:49.400 I'll choose Owen for... 1.00
00:31:50.400 You're going to be his fucking... 1.00
00:31:51.400 His builder buddy, so enjoy. 1.00
00:31:52.400 Oh, no.
00:31:53.400 Oh, no, no.
00:31:54.400 All right.
00:31:55.400 Yeah.
00:31:56.400 Go ahead.
00:31:57.400 Next one.
00:31:58.400 Last one.
00:31:59.400 All right.
00:32:00.400 We got...
00:32:01.400 Who would you guys like to have most on the show next?
00:32:03.400 Lord Miles 2, Electric Boogaloo, or Count Dankula, or Sam Hyde.
00:32:08.400 And this is from Hunter Goody.
00:32:10.400 I think Dank...
00:32:11.400 Honestly, I think Dank would be the best hangout.
00:32:13.400 No.
00:32:14.400 I'm going Sam Hyde.
00:32:15.400 But here's the thing is...
00:32:16.400 But Sam might derail the whole thing intentionally.
00:32:18.400 Lord Miles is already...
00:32:19.400 Lord Miles is already going to come on.
00:32:20.400 So that's already like...
00:32:21.400 I don't think... 0.59
00:32:22.400 I might use it for like a performance art thing and do some crazy shit and derail the entire 0.98
00:32:25.400 thing. 0.94
00:32:26.400 No, Sam Hyde is the...
00:32:27.400 I'm going to be honest with you.
00:32:28.400 Like, I love Lord Miles, but he's not great for the show because he doesn't like to... 1.00
00:32:32.400 He's like all pretending as if he's Christian and shit. 0.99
00:32:35.400 I don't know. 0.99
00:32:36.400 I think the dynamic is awesome. 0.82
00:32:38.400 Last time we had him on, he was talking about how like he hadn't masturbated in forever 0.99
00:32:41.400 and his balls were cold. 0.99
00:32:42.400 We could still have a good time, but I'm saying in terms of just slotting him in and 1.00
00:32:45.400 being one of us, I think that fucking Count Dankula is one of us. 0.99
00:32:48.400 Yeah. 0.99
00:32:49.400 That's true.
00:32:50.400 Sam Hyde is even more one of us, I would say.
00:32:51.400 I was going to go with Sam Hyde.
00:32:52.400 I struggle to believe a man could have such an epic life as Miles and not capitalize the 1.00
00:32:57.400 pussy off of it. 1.00
00:32:58.400 Well, I told you. 1.00
00:32:59.400 It's a waste.
00:33:00.400 It's a waste.
00:33:01.400 Like an utter disgrace.
00:33:02.400 A waste.
00:33:03.400 Yeah.
00:33:04.400 He had two bottles of water and I was like, hey Sam, can I get a picture?
00:33:07.400 He says, yeah.
00:33:08.400 And he goes, you want a bottle of water?
00:33:10.400 And I was like, hey, thanks.
00:33:12.400 He immediately goes and just drinks both of them in front of me.
00:33:16.400 The whole thing.
00:33:17.400 That's chaotic energy that I can respect.
00:33:19.400 And then he goes like this.
00:33:20.400 Yeah.
00:33:21.400 You want that picture?
00:33:22.400 And I was like, yeah.
00:33:23.400 And then we took the picture. 1.00
00:33:24.400 I was like, fuck it. 0.98
00:33:25.400 What we're going to do is I'm going to like create the most chaotic episode ever and have 0.99
00:33:31.400 Mark Random on with Sam Hyde and then watch as the universe implodes.
00:33:35.400 We all leave.
00:33:36.400 The rule of two on that one.
00:33:39.400 We want to get a word in.
00:33:40.400 Look, I don't know about. 0.99
00:33:42.400 I don't know much about Sam Hyde other than his handles wicker and I respect the fuck
00:33:45.400 out of that.
00:33:46.400 The dude is one of the quickest dudes I've ever seen.
00:33:50.400 He was doing like announcements for the fights going on and he was quick.
00:33:54.400 Like real fast.
00:33:55.400 He would be great on here.
00:33:56.400 All right. 0.83
00:33:57.400 Well, then Sam is one of the one of the greatest trolls of all time. 0.99
00:34:01.400 Like I think he came in like like actually to hang and not to do some bullshit or do 0.99
00:34:06.400 crazy stuff. 0.95
00:34:07.400 I actually think he'd be great because like he would vibe. 0.99
00:34:09.400 Well, he's all about the fucked up jokes. 0.98
00:34:11.400 Like like it's like this whole thing. 1.00
00:34:13.400 So he'd be with that accent and just talking about like cunts and Nazis and shit. 1.00
00:34:18.400 He'd be fun as fuck. 1.00
00:34:19.400 I don't know. 0.99
00:34:20.400 You need to look up the Sam Hyde video of when he's in that like puffy orange jacket talking
00:34:26.400 about fat and poor people. 0.99
00:34:27.400 It's fucking hilarious. 0.99
00:34:28.400 And he's just like what he was like. 0.99
00:34:30.400 They come up to you in public and he's like fuck away from me. 1.00
00:34:33.400 Like he's like he hates fat and poor people. 1.00
00:34:35.400 I'm still pissed that he got that wicker handle.
00:34:37.400 That should have been mine.
00:34:38.400 I don't know. 1.00
00:34:39.400 How do you get that shit? 1.00
00:34:40.400 I don't know. 1.00
00:34:41.400 It's cool as fuck though. 0.98
00:34:42.400 Yeah. 0.97
00:34:43.400 Guys, I want to tell you a quick story.
00:34:44.400 Please.
00:34:45.400 So.
00:34:46.400 Story time.
00:34:47.400 Story time.
00:34:48.400 Yeah.
00:34:49.400 I think it was like Saturday or Friday.
00:34:50.400 You know, I have this rule where every time I shave, right? 1.00
00:34:53.400 Zero pussy. 1.00
00:34:54.400 No, I don't know the rule. 1.00
00:34:55.400 No, I don't know the rule.
00:34:56.400 It's not a rule.
00:34:57.400 It just keeps happening that way.
00:34:58.400 Oh, is this an ad read?
00:34:59.400 It's an ad read.
00:35:00.400 Yeah.
00:35:01.400 So I actually went and I shaved just the-
00:35:03.400 I don't think he asked for the belly button thing by the way.
00:35:05.400 He sent a picture.
00:35:06.400 What's going on here?
00:35:07.400 I said it to all of you.
00:35:08.400 But his gut's hanging down. 1.00
00:35:09.400 His dick is stretched as hard as it possibly can. 1.00
00:35:11.400 It's not impressive. 1.00
00:35:12.400 It's not hard. 1.00
00:35:13.400 His dick is fully erect. 1.00
00:35:14.400 His dick is hard as a rock. 1.00
00:35:15.400 Give me a fucking break. 1.00
00:35:17.400 I want to see a picture of your hard dick then you lying fucking scumbag. 1.00
00:35:22.400 I just- 1.00
00:35:23.400 Clip that.
00:35:29.400 Got him.
00:35:30.400 Pause.
00:35:31.400 got him
00:35:33.580 that was good 0.99
00:35:35.100 I was saying anyway I'm shaving my dick root 0.99
00:35:38.660 right and I used 1.00
00:35:40.140 the fucking five blade razor 0.99
00:35:42.560 because that's the one I had 1.00
00:35:43.560 five blades I only need one
00:35:45.680 and now I have mad
00:35:48.320 razor bumps 0.97
00:35:49.140 you should have been using the dough nigga 1.00
00:35:51.520 that's what I said we should have been using
00:35:53.360 the dough 1.00
00:35:54.560 then I shaved my homie's dick with a 1.00
00:35:56.760 the dough razor and he didn't have 1.00
00:35:58.960 that problem
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00:36:05.640 with our 100% recyclable plastic free razors
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00:36:08.860 Nadeau shaveco promo code tower gang
00:36:11.420 get yourself 15% off enjoy your shave
00:36:13.500 with N-A-D-E-A-U shaveco.com
00:36:15.640 listen you don't want to 1.00
00:36:17.700 show up to the gay orgy with those 1.00
00:36:19.500 fucking razor burn because 1.00
00:36:21.420 you have gonorrhea you want to get a 1.00
00:36:23.680 Nadeau and shave it no razor burn 0.98
00:36:25.540 you come up there you're the star of the show with your 1.00
00:36:27.360 fucking shaved dick I will say that 1.00
00:36:29.460 it does add an extra 1.00
00:36:31.740 layer it's like having a ribbed for 0.96
00:36:33.540 her pleasure condom that's 0.96
00:36:35.420 that's sort of what it's like so it's 0.98
00:36:37.480 not so bad yeah razor burn yeah
00:36:39.420 it's spiked for her but but then they 0.97
00:36:41.320 then they they bust and it's it's
00:36:43.120 yeah it's no good
00:36:44.420 hair is all the pus
00:36:45.860 herpes for your pleasure 0.70
00:36:47.860 I actually I actually I you know
00:36:49.340 I think we're at the same time I was
00:36:50.880 shaving my neck with Nadeau and like it
00:36:52.540 didn't know no I've gotten to the
00:36:54.240 finally the point where it doesn't like
00:36:55.480 nick me and I think it's not a problem
00:36:56.960 with the dough it's probably me I just
00:36:58.220 don't you gotta get used to the
00:36:59.680 single blade razors but yeah you're
00:37:01.300 gonna be more deliberate in your 1.00
00:37:02.740 movement yeah you can't like fucking 0.99
00:37:04.340 don't don't you know like 0.99
00:37:06.340 yeah you gotta be like tower gang and
00:37:10.920 eliminate the knicks and you gotta and
00:37:13.000 you gotta uh you gotta use the shaving 0.99
00:37:14.960 cream not on your don't jerk off with 0.99
00:37:16.780 it first just use it for what it's 0.97
00:37:18.160 intended for
00:37:18.800 um but yeah I I think what tower
00:37:22.560 gang should do though is open up uh
00:37:24.640 like a barber shop where we just shave 0.97
00:37:26.780 our fans dicks with Nadeau all right 0.99
00:37:28.980 I think that's enough uh shave banter 0.99
00:37:30.960 uh I don't think that's not a bad idea
00:37:33.780 though there isn't any I feel like
00:37:35.900 there's no outside for men there's no 0.98
00:37:38.680 like there's no dick barbers yeah I 0.99
00:37:40.880 will say I will say though when I use 0.97
00:37:42.240 Nadeau razors I feel like an old-timey
00:37:45.200 like western cowboy and I like that
00:37:47.140 energy oh you know what though I was
00:37:49.180 like yeah I was nagging this idea this
00:37:51.460 line of banter but now I think about
00:37:53.680 you ever get like the nice barber
00:37:55.220 shave like that like like the whole
00:37:57.920 like like that would be like and then 0.98
00:38:00.540 they get perfectly around on the balls 0.96
00:38:02.140 like and just like baby smooth put the 0.93
00:38:04.140 powder and all the stuff that would be
00:38:06.120 actually weird don't get me wrong but 0.97
00:38:09.240 also kind of fucking dope dude I like as 0.98
00:38:11.660 soon as I'm done with Nadeau I go out 0.99
00:38:13.540 into the the alleyway behind the saloon 0.99
00:38:15.820 and I fucking challenge a dude to a 0.99
00:38:17.820 duel it's it's great Nadeau and you 0.99
00:38:20.280 throw that little blade at him and just 1.00
00:38:22.080 cut his neck instead of you don't 1.00
00:38:23.180 shoot him you just fucking you just 1.00
00:38:24.240 have that ready no no I throw I throw 1.00
00:38:26.060 the Nadeau razor at him and then it
00:38:27.720 doesn't cut him and I go best razor in
00:38:29.740 the game well they're like no cuts
00:38:31.900 they're a very light metal I don't
00:38:34.320 really think it like it just kind of do
00:38:36.200 that thing where oh you know you just
00:38:38.420 don't have you don't have wrist power
00:38:39.880 if you can if you can do that with
00:38:44.560 playing cards you can definitely do
00:38:45.880 that with little those little right
00:38:47.100 safety razors no I've killed a man with
00:38:49.020 a deck you make like like arrange like
00:38:51.300 five of them in a star so that it's the
00:38:53.120 that it's a Nadeau in the star you know
00:38:56.120 what I mean all right well what else we
00:38:57.940 got you know if he said no throwing
00:39:07.540 star that would actually work but he
00:39:09.560 said in a doing start start bring it
00:39:14.080 back I don't want to have time out come
00:39:15.720 on come on you can't be doing that though
00:39:17.920 toad with the book you can't be doing 0.86
00:39:20.320 shitty plays on words with our sponsors 0.93
00:39:22.580 drop drop dangers now they're gonna all
00:39:25.540 right all right yo uh could you do the
00:39:28.280 uh the laney clip when you get a chance
00:39:30.660 octopi yeah oh yeah this is they see I
00:39:33.720 was arguing with toad before in the
00:39:35.500 pre-chat before everyone was in and I
00:39:37.220 was saying I think we should just 0.95
00:39:38.300 fucking review laney clips because 1.00
00:39:40.220 they're hilarious and he's like I don't 0.98
00:39:42.000 think it's a good idea and I was like
00:39:43.680 that means arbiter funny yeah arbiter
00:39:45.200 here's the thing with laney clips and I
00:39:47.520 need this to be I don't know I need to
00:39:49.300 be reviewed because I half the time have 0.96
00:39:51.280 no idea what the fuck is going on
00:39:52.960 exactly that's why we need to watch it 0.96
00:39:54.200 so I need to do like I thought maybe
00:39:56.200 y'all understand it I don't
00:39:57.920 interpret the art is that I have no
00:39:59.620 idea what's going on it's art it's
00:40:01.880 whatever you want it to mean okay there
00:40:04.380 are multiple interpretations of this but
00:40:06.020 in this one it is uh octopi hate the
00:40:08.780 jews that's the interpretation here also
00:40:10.940 uh can we can we like pay this training 0.94
00:40:13.100 to get something besides video shops I
00:40:14.780 don't have please stop trying to pay our
00:40:16.520 slaves for real it's probably like twenty
00:40:21.020 dollars like we could I don't have that 0.87
00:40:23.660 kind of money I lost my hundred ten
00:40:26.480 thousand we've been trying to pay laney
00:40:28.940 and he she won't let us it's weird like
00:40:31.700 we want to be an employee he's like I 1.00
00:40:33.620 just want to suck your dicks 1.00
00:40:34.700 guys just let me suck your dicks 1.00
00:40:36.980 all right I was telling I was telling 1.00
00:40:39.140 toad like like how I want to I want to
00:40:41.640 dissect these videos but I don't even
00:40:43.020 know what's a cold laney like I don't 1.00
00:40:44.680 even know if it's like I think it's he
00:40:46.180 right he says he but then I feel like I
00:40:48.120 don't want to disrespect you is it she
00:40:49.320 is I want to be rude but then she just 1.00
00:40:51.000 feels gay yeah yeah well I still want to 1.00
00:40:54.660 fuck him slash he's a beautiful man just 1.00
00:40:56.820 leave it at that we yeah we don't know 1.00
00:40:58.740 uh laney's gender or ethnicity really 0.60
00:41:01.540 it's it's all very mysterious please
00:41:04.080 click play
00:41:05.000 all right that's enough
00:41:06.200 the enemy lies in wait
00:41:17.680 yeah so so I'm pretty sure yeah
00:41:21.060 the enemy is like you look better bald son
00:41:25.120 and I was like you ready
00:41:26.080 right so so this is definitely a Jew 0.95
00:41:35.800 reference right the octopus yeah yeah 1.00
00:41:37.700 shut the fuck up we're watching it might 1.00
00:41:38.980 be you're fucking up the vibe toad 1.00
00:41:42.460 I'm trying to listen to the orchestral 0.97
00:41:45.500 music we will have our day
00:41:48.660 praise this is like an inventive trailer
00:41:52.740 for assembling a team
00:41:56.360 smashes their heads against the rock
00:41:59.300 maybe we don't go hard enough
00:42:02.680 yeah
00:42:03.160 like could we go any harder
00:42:07.560 Jesus Christ
00:42:08.720 that's what I was doing I was playing
00:42:10.160 4G chess this entire time saying that
00:42:12.340 we need to go even harder because
00:42:14.140 you're playing 4G suicide is what you're
00:42:16.120 doing
00:42:16.400 are you understanding the symbolism
00:42:30.860 Cole
00:42:31.220 I'm getting there
00:42:33.560 is this Walter
00:42:35.020 he's green
00:42:35.780 he's green
00:42:36.680 yeah they're lizard creatures
00:42:39.460 we know that
00:42:40.340 we're all God's first
00:42:42.720 he is fine
00:42:43.560 because the Jewish people in the land 0.65
00:42:46.400 of Israel are the bulwark 1.00
00:42:47.920 against the orcs
00:42:49.620 pay attention
00:42:50.220 okay the orcs are coming
00:42:52.500 not to a theater near you but to your home
00:42:55.240 hey guys I'll be flying over my private jet 1.00
00:42:57.380 that I got all these fucking idiots 1.00
00:42:59.600 Talmud gang 1.00
00:43:04.220 God
00:43:09.020 dude I hope we get like a spin-off
00:43:11.120 of like some Hesedic genes that get Talmud gang going 1.00
00:43:14.280 dude okay
00:43:16.640 what do we make of this
00:43:20.820 what is this
00:43:22.440 beautiful art
00:43:23.500 I never know
00:43:24.580 I never understand
00:43:25.740 I'm not gonna pretend like I get it 0.92
00:43:27.160 I just think it's fucking awesome 0.87
00:43:28.360 that's the 0.63
00:43:29.060 that's the one of the ones that I've most gotten
00:43:31.220 I think
00:43:31.960 because of the whole octopus thing
00:43:33.460 like it was pretty much in your face
00:43:34.900 it's like
00:43:35.500 goyim uprising warriors assemble
00:43:37.520 is what I got out of that
00:43:39.040 there's some of the other ones
00:43:42.680 I'm just like
00:43:43.400 this is just
00:43:44.200 watching a beheading video
00:43:45.680 and then Tower Gang over top
00:43:47.220 and it's cool
00:43:49.540 I'm down with it
00:43:50.580 100%
00:43:51.520 I think that's what
00:43:52.320 that's what bothers me the most about them
00:43:53.920 is they're
00:43:54.340 they're usually extraordinarily violent
00:43:56.700 wasn't there one with the like Ukraine war
00:44:00.320 and like someone
00:44:01.120 like a bomb went off 0.98
00:44:02.320 or some shit 0.99
00:44:03.040 Lainey's in the chat right now by the way 0.99
00:44:06.040 I think Tower Gang Psycho Gorman
00:44:08.680 that one there
00:44:09.640 with the guy
00:44:10.620 with the Chinese guy looks up
00:44:11.780 and he goes
00:44:12.180 Jesus wept
00:44:14.020 and then it just plays more music
00:44:15.580 I was like 0.99
00:44:15.860 what the fuck am I watching 0.99
00:44:17.080 it's so bizarre 0.99
00:44:19.360 but I
00:44:19.720 I don't know
00:44:20.580 what it is about them
00:44:21.180 every one of them is a masterpiece
00:44:22.140 it's just
00:44:23.280 I
00:44:23.600 but they're above
00:44:24.960 I think Lainey has like
00:44:26.340 a million IQ
00:44:27.620 because it's like a dude
00:44:28.980 trying to be a woman 0.99
00:44:30.220 that's also
00:44:31.200 but like going way above our heads
00:44:32.780 yeah but also like jacked 0.98
00:44:34.460 but like obviously a hot chick 1.00
00:44:36.280 and it's like 1.00
00:44:36.680 what the fuck 1.00
00:44:37.400 but still goes by he 1.00
00:44:38.760 but still goes by he
00:44:39.780 it's like I'm keeping my manliness
00:44:40.920 I don't get it
00:44:42.280 I don't get any of it
00:44:43.140 I don't get any of it
00:44:44.640 it's awesome
00:44:45.200 also like half 1.00
00:44:46.280 eating pussy 1.00
00:44:47.500 it's like 1.00
00:44:48.780 it's like
00:44:49.560 it's like hey guys 0.75
00:44:53.140 you know you're doing the gay podcast 1.00
00:44:54.400 I'm eating pussy 1.00
00:44:55.480 of course 1.00
00:44:55.920 yeah 1.00
00:44:56.560 yeah he definitely is eating pussy right now 1.00
00:44:59.640 play his other one 1.00
00:45:01.000 play the fucking psycho one please 1.00
00:45:02.320 Toad 1.00
00:45:02.560 it's just like
00:45:03.640 something about it
00:45:04.520 or her is his
00:45:05.420 he said him right
00:45:06.320 it's his
00:45:06.760 yeah
00:45:07.060 his
00:45:07.920 he his
00:45:08.500 just a sexy dude 1.00
00:45:09.520 that fucking fucks hot chicks 1.00
00:45:11.140 yo it's just 1.00
00:45:11.880 it's just
00:45:12.240 it's just my 0.96
00:45:12.900 it's just my nigga Lainey 0.93
00:45:14.180 it's like 0.84
00:45:15.900 what
00:45:16.160 is that like what like
00:45:17.560 Johnny Depp is
00:45:18.300 like kind of dressed like a woman 0.59
00:45:19.600 or a pirate or something
00:45:20.560 yeah that's what he is
00:45:20.880 he's
00:45:21.500 oh
00:45:21.880 Lainey's a Johnny Depp tranny 1.00
00:45:23.580 he smashed mad pussy 1.00
00:45:28.700 nailed it 1.00
00:45:29.140 but like
00:45:29.480 what is this 0.99
00:45:30.500 this guy's wearing like frilly fucking 0.99
00:45:32.500 oh yeah 1.00
00:45:33.280 all the fucking 1.00
00:45:34.300 like his main necklaces 1.00
00:45:35.440 and bracelets as he can
00:45:36.580 but they're made out of like 1.00
00:45:37.520 made out of his cock 1.00
00:45:39.060 that he 1.00
00:45:39.320 but you can hear
00:45:40.320 you can hear all of his bracelets
00:45:41.400 on his wrist like
00:45:42.240 clinking as he deadlifts 400 pounds
00:45:44.520 you think orange is a lot Clint?
00:45:49.840 this is the whale
00:45:51.460 this is the
00:45:52.340 the white whale
00:45:53.260 that we've been looking for
00:45:54.140 literally 1.00
00:45:54.480 we keep on asking for dick 0.99
00:45:56.400 this is the one 0.99
00:45:57.640 that will probably win the whole thing 0.99
00:45:59.540 Lainey's dick size 0.99
00:46:00.480 python 0.99
00:46:00.780 we don't have it
00:46:02.060 but we're past
00:46:03.000 cocktober 0.99
00:46:03.500 we do have one cock 1.00
00:46:04.640 left that we still need to 0.99
00:46:05.680 raid at some point
00:46:06.540 so
00:46:06.760 well let's play this video 1.00
00:46:07.920 and fucking Dave 1.00
00:46:09.340 keeps 1.00
00:46:09.740 reneging on us
00:46:11.180 he ain't gonna be on
00:46:12.300 until December 1.00
00:46:12.840 that stupid reneger 1.00
00:46:13.860 we don't even want you Dave 1.00
00:46:16.180 not at this point
00:46:16.900 get out of here
00:46:17.400 make it large
00:46:18.560 we're doing it
00:46:20.400 expand
00:46:21.400 Lainey too
00:46:22.200 here we go
00:46:24.900 Lainey Habermach
00:46:28.420 Habermach
00:46:30.820 wait I don't think
00:46:31.740 this is the one
00:46:32.360 nevermind
00:46:33.000 Slabermachach 0.99
00:46:34.760 alright
00:46:36.400 Lainey Slabermachach
00:46:38.760 Lainey Slabermachach
00:46:45.900 Lainey Slabermachnob
00:46:46.800 like Horn of the Cob
00:46:47.560 Mock
00:46:47.900 Cole you're from
00:46:55.340 you're from the south
00:46:56.020 this is too long
00:46:57.160 yeah this is too much
00:46:58.360 this isn't the one
00:46:59.560 this isn't the one
00:47:00.400 you know the one I'm talking about right 0.99
00:47:01.820 it's like a fucking crazy one 1.00
00:47:03.100 like I don't 0.99
00:47:03.400 I just don't know
00:47:03.820 that doesn't narrow it down man
00:47:06.160 I did add
00:47:06.920 two
00:47:07.660 I added two
00:47:09.120 like topics to this
00:47:11.160 and I kind of want to get to them
00:47:12.040 because they're pretty good
00:47:12.780 I think
00:47:13.060 Transforsum or Mayor Transsuicide
00:47:14.880 we gotta do both
00:47:15.600 Mayor Transsuicide
00:47:16.680 is one that my dad told me about
00:47:18.880 my dad was just like
00:47:20.560 like he was just like
00:47:21.480 you hear about that
00:47:22.480 that pastor slash mayor
00:47:24.000 that
00:47:24.300 that was a train 0.81
00:47:25.780 and killed himself
00:47:26.400 and I was like
00:47:26.880 what 1.00
00:47:27.380 the fuck 0.99
00:47:28.160 I was like 1.00
00:47:28.980 dad this is perfect content
00:47:31.020 for my racist podcast
00:47:32.060 I literally
00:47:32.760 he immediately looked it up
00:47:34.040 and I went
00:47:34.340 wow
00:47:34.960 and I sent it to y'all
00:47:36.180 and I was like
00:47:36.940 yeah I literally
00:47:38.360 that is the perfect cross section
00:47:39.940 between like you
00:47:40.820 and like you're
00:47:41.440 you're probably like
00:47:42.140 boomer conservative dad
00:47:43.440 they were very
00:47:44.400 he was just like
00:47:45.220 because the funny thing
00:47:46.260 he was like
00:47:47.080 it was just like
00:47:48.240 he was a pastor
00:47:49.440 and a mayor
00:47:49.960 and he had these like
00:47:50.880 fantasies 0.95
00:47:52.260 and porn 0.97
00:47:53.560 it's like
00:47:55.260 here's Cole's circle
00:47:57.360 it's racist
00:47:58.220 here's his dad's circle
00:47:59.220 Jesus loving
00:48:00.640 and then the center circle
00:48:01.640 is hates trannies 1.00
00:48:02.720 it's just like 0.93
00:48:03.880 well to be fair
00:48:07.040 the center of it
00:48:07.700 is racism
00:48:08.440 yeah
00:48:08.880 man
00:48:09.660 look at that 1.00
00:48:10.700 fucking clown dude 1.00
00:48:11.800 honestly 1.00
00:48:12.120 the crazy thing is
00:48:13.480 looks better as a woman 1.00
00:48:14.600 than as a dude
00:48:15.320 yeah
00:48:15.700 far better
00:48:16.540 like that looks like 0.99
00:48:17.720 the pig you drag home 0.99
00:48:18.740 at the end of the night 0.99
00:48:19.400 like from the bar
00:48:20.660 like the last call
00:48:21.580 I was like
00:48:22.520 that's a thickie
00:48:23.540 well one question is
00:48:26.120 does he or she pass
00:48:28.120 I mean
00:48:29.340 no
00:48:29.620 just at a glance
00:48:31.180 from this photo
00:48:31.840 not looking closely
00:48:32.980 there's another photo
00:48:33.920 upon closer inspection
00:48:35.060 it'd probably be pretty fast
00:48:35.800 see this is the problem
00:48:36.640 with Jose's preferred body type
00:48:38.360 is that you can get caught up
00:48:39.540 by some balding 50 year old
00:48:41.760 if you're drunk enough 0.94
00:48:42.720 oh my god
00:48:43.440 we gotta talk about
00:48:44.260 the buff chick 0.96
00:48:45.920 or whatever
00:48:46.380 we can talk about that
00:48:47.740 we'll pull her in a second 1.00
00:48:48.480 you should have pulled up
00:48:49.160 Toad
00:48:49.640 you should have pulled up
00:48:50.300 the original one
00:48:51.720 from
00:48:52.260 1819
00:48:54.380 it's one of
00:48:55.700 it's the
00:48:56.380 here scroll down
00:48:57.260 because there's
00:48:57.920 it says where they did it from
00:48:59.580 because they said
00:49:00.120 Alabama Mayor of Pastor dies
00:49:01.540 after far right website
00:49:03.120 published pictures
00:49:03.760 of trans
00:49:04.340 and it's from the
00:49:06.100 where is it at
00:49:07.580 what was this guy's
00:49:10.420 political affiliation
00:49:11.400 I don't think it says
00:49:12.460 the name of it on here
00:49:13.380 yeah yeah
00:49:13.680 1819 News
00:49:14.440 yeah 1819 News
00:49:15.240 right there
00:49:15.620 yeah 1819 News
00:49:16.740 is the one
00:49:17.240 and apparently
00:49:17.720 they're like a
00:49:18.580 they were like a
00:49:20.320 Christian group
00:49:21.000 that turned into
00:49:21.560 like another
00:49:22.100 but they like
00:49:22.780 they did
00:49:23.420 they talked to the dude
00:49:24.520 they like actually
00:49:25.260 interviewed him
00:49:25.920 and they were just like
00:49:27.160 and it was so
00:49:28.200 like some of the things 0.94
00:49:29.060 that are so fucking funny 0.80
00:49:30.100 because at the end 0.97
00:49:30.900 he was just like
00:49:32.220 I'm gonna run for election
00:49:33.660 like one more time
00:49:34.520 and then I'm gonna move on
00:49:35.520 to other things
00:49:36.260 apparently those other things
00:49:37.280 was like burning in hell
00:49:38.640 because like
00:49:39.420 he killed himself
00:49:40.000 immediately after
00:49:40.900 yeah I would
00:49:43.200 I would say that
00:49:43.880 I guess
00:49:44.360 that means he doesn't pass
00:49:45.920 because he killed himself
00:49:46.920 so he was obviously 0.99
00:49:48.200 a tranny 0.98
00:49:48.740 can you scroll back up
00:49:50.240 to the photo
00:49:50.720 yeah
00:49:51.740 there's a better one
00:49:53.240 there's a better one
00:49:53.900 on the 1819 News
00:49:54.800 I just want to say
00:49:55.560 if you take these two
00:49:56.840 and like
00:49:57.540 obviously just for
00:49:58.260 assume the one on the right
00:49:59.740 is a chick 0.62
00:50:00.180 just for the sake of
00:50:01.080 you know argument
00:50:01.600 like I can totally understand
00:50:03.300 I've seen girls 1.00
00:50:04.060 I'd rather
00:50:04.620 I'd rather pick the life
00:50:05.920 on the right
00:50:06.420 you know what I mean
00:50:07.320 because like that just looks
00:50:08.540 like the generic
00:50:09.380 like loud 0.99
00:50:10.480 like whore-ish 1.00
00:50:11.620 fat chick 1.00
00:50:12.860 that like 0.99
00:50:13.480 with kind of big dates
00:50:14.380 they're married
00:50:14.900 it looks like a married
00:50:15.660 couple by the way
00:50:16.460 he just looks like
00:50:17.360 he like just dressed up
00:50:18.300 as his wife 1.00
00:50:18.980 it looks like his fat daughter 1.00
00:50:20.480 dude she looks 1.00
00:50:21.500 more fat daughter 1.00
00:50:22.220 that's true too 1.00
00:50:22.820 yeah fat daughter 1.00
00:50:23.380 it looks too young 1.00
00:50:24.180 to be his wife
00:50:24.820 she looks like
00:50:25.620 do you remember the
00:50:26.600 the like the
00:50:28.880 the chick from
00:50:29.980 eastbound and down
00:50:31.080 she got like really fat
00:50:32.540 and she looks exactly 0.99
00:50:33.440 like this tranny 1.00
00:50:34.660 do you think like 0.98
00:50:36.240 what's the first thought
00:50:37.200 after it comes out
00:50:38.040 do you think he cares
00:50:39.000 more about like his
00:50:40.080 his pastoral duties
00:50:41.380 or like his marriage
00:50:42.520 do you think he goes like 0.99
00:50:43.320 oh shit my like 0.99
00:50:44.380 my political career 1.00
00:50:45.600 or does he go like 1.00
00:50:46.120 oh shit 1.00
00:50:46.700 all the people I fucking 1.00
00:50:48.080 lied to in my church 1.00
00:50:48.840 like which one do you
00:50:49.560 think he goes to first
00:50:50.520 oh yeah
00:50:51.140 why did he kill himself
00:50:52.300 yeah but yeah
00:50:53.820 yeah like which one
00:50:54.720 like or does he go
00:50:55.620 family first
00:50:56.260 you're like
00:50:56.540 or but
00:50:56.980 I feel like your family
00:50:58.060 would have to know
00:50:59.100 did he 0.87
00:50:59.520 how did he kill himself
00:51:00.200 he's like oh I look 1.00
00:51:00.420 like a fucking clown 1.00
00:51:01.540 how did he kill himself 1.00
00:51:02.420 go back up toad
00:51:03.060 did he
00:51:04.000 did he
00:51:04.480 did he happen to lay
00:51:06.080 on the train tracks
00:51:07.000 because that would be
00:51:07.900 very funny
00:51:08.360 pictures take a moment
00:51:10.460 before disaster
00:51:11.300 the train's coming out
00:51:14.080 yo the camera is on a
00:51:16.700 gopro attached to the 0.99
00:51:17.800 fucking front of a train 1.00
00:51:18.900 and you just see him 1.00
00:51:21.100 like fucking lay down 0.99
00:51:22.680 but it takes long 1.00
00:51:23.340 he's out of breath
00:51:24.300 he's just chilling
00:51:27.300 that train's coming
00:51:28.440 120 miles per hour
00:51:29.460 and he's just like
00:51:30.000 here we go
00:51:30.700 do you think he killed
00:51:31.940 himself
00:51:32.120 like when he did it
00:51:32.840 do you think he
00:51:33.340 dressed up first
00:51:34.160 as the woman 0.97
00:51:34.740 like to die 0.95
00:51:35.640 as a woman
00:51:36.100 probably not
00:51:38.120 that's a great question
00:51:39.760 I don't know
00:51:40.360 because I feel like
00:51:41.760 you'd be like 0.96
00:51:42.280 you gotta die as the 1.00
00:51:43.240 woman if you're that 1.00
00:51:43.860 committed
00:51:44.160 yeah because
00:51:44.500 if you're that
00:51:44.860 committed to it
00:51:45.480 then you wouldn't
00:51:46.000 kill yourself 0.93
00:51:46.740 as the pastor 1.00
00:51:49.340 I wonder if he's
00:51:50.080 thinking like
00:51:50.620 if I die as a woman
00:51:51.980 I'm not going to
00:51:52.940 heaven for sure
00:51:53.720 I gotta
00:51:54.380 I have a chance
00:51:55.160 if I'm a man
00:51:55.920 Cole before you
00:51:56.980 before you and
00:51:57.900 Elizabeth were
00:51:58.620 completely broken
00:51:59.480 you were very
00:52:00.280 very Christian
00:52:01.480 people and then
00:52:02.620 something snapped
00:52:03.740 in you and you
00:52:04.960 and you guys broke
00:52:06.200 away from believing
00:52:07.480 the Christian dogma
00:52:08.920 what was that
00:52:09.420 because this guy
00:52:10.780 didn't have that
00:52:11.600 no I think it was
00:52:15.660 it was the
00:52:16.740 no you know what
00:52:17.660 it was for real 1.00
00:52:18.440 it was pussy 1.00
00:52:19.200 it was having sex 1.00
00:52:20.160 and I was like 0.99
00:52:20.540 god damn this is good 0.98
00:52:21.460 dude I just realized 1.00
00:52:22.560 no pussy for marriage 1.00
00:52:23.560 and I was like 1.00
00:52:24.040 pussy is real good 1.00
00:52:25.280 I just realized 1.00
00:52:26.820 Cole's the most likely
00:52:27.860 of us to get trans 0.57
00:52:29.180 at some point
00:52:30.360 I just thought of that
00:52:31.060 just because of the
00:52:31.760 depraved nature of him
00:52:33.300 and because it's like
00:52:34.700 you know you gotta
00:52:35.620 keep climbing that ladder
00:52:36.660 and what's that next 0.98
00:52:37.400 level fucked up 0.98
00:52:38.100 like getting trans 1.00
00:52:38.720 like as I become trans
00:52:40.100 or like I
00:52:41.060 or I'm after trans
00:52:42.640 you like to tape your 1.00
00:52:43.640 dick up and get 1.00
00:52:44.520 fucked in the ass 1.00
00:52:45.060 you penetrate your 1.00
00:52:47.000 butthole 1.00
00:52:47.400 you respond to commands 0.99
00:52:49.300 you're kind of the sub
00:52:50.080 Cole you're on our
00:52:51.220 way to being the
00:52:51.880 Adam 22 of this group
00:52:53.080 and I'm concerned
00:52:54.040 I don't like it
00:52:54.940 no that's never gonna
00:52:55.980 happen
00:52:56.180 but if you need an
00:52:57.060 actor
00:52:57.500 scroll down because I
00:53:02.380 think there's another
00:53:03.000 picture of him
00:53:03.680 we'll be cool about it
00:53:04.460 scroll down because I
00:53:05.440 want to say when I was
00:53:06.640 looking at this reading
00:53:07.300 this article there was
00:53:08.980 another one
00:53:09.660 there's a video
00:53:10.760 oh that's
00:53:11.560 that guy looks awful
00:53:12.960 should we play it
00:53:14.900 keep going down because
00:53:16.640 I
00:53:16.820 I thought there was
00:53:18.520 another picture of
00:53:19.420 I think it's down
00:53:21.920 from 1819 news
00:53:23.200 this is like he killed
00:53:24.140 himself because he
00:53:24.800 wasn't really thinking
00:53:25.840 forward like he let the
00:53:26.960 guilt kill him but he
00:53:28.540 could have landed on his
00:53:29.420 feet in the trans 0.99
00:53:30.120 community like that
00:53:31.320 oh easy
00:53:31.980 I'm the dude
00:53:32.420 he didn't start up a
00:53:33.160 trans a trans church
00:53:34.580 easy
00:53:35.180 oh yeah dude this guy 1.00
00:53:36.420 had it but he's stupid 1.00
00:53:37.660 do you want free LGBT 1.00
00:53:39.220 news every week
00:53:41.240 dude there was a
00:53:43.320 I find what the
00:53:44.960 because he had his
00:53:45.780 screen name on here
00:53:46.640 and it's actually pretty
00:53:47.220 funny and I could
00:53:48.260 like you got to find
00:53:49.200 it I can't remember
00:53:50.360 exactly what it was
00:53:51.240 yeah it's Clint
00:53:52.580 are you getting hacked
00:53:53.860 again you okay down
00:53:54.800 there yeah he's like
00:53:55.920 he got
00:53:56.200 what's going on
00:53:57.480 sorry friends I'm
00:53:58.920 back 0.88
00:53:59.140 the Jews at it again 0.97
00:54:00.480 what's going on
00:54:01.120 it says
00:54:02.320 are they ever not
00:54:03.480 he was known by
00:54:04.640 Baba I don't know 0.99
00:54:05.680 why is there
00:54:06.360 no there is another
00:54:08.320 one
00:54:08.520 hold on I gotta
00:54:09.760 I gotta find
00:54:10.460 I'm gonna find the
00:54:11.400 1819 news one
00:54:12.400 because it's definitely
00:54:13.220 still up
00:54:13.780 yeah I'm no longer
00:54:14.940 interested can we just
00:54:15.840 move please
00:54:16.600 all right yeah I
00:54:17.800 tried to find it but
00:54:18.800 yeah
00:54:19.020 thank you Toad
00:54:20.600 thank you for pulling
00:54:21.340 up Transforsum we're
00:54:22.400 doing a really good
00:54:23.000 job as you said the
00:54:24.080 governmental structure
00:54:24.840 dude I immediately
00:54:27.640 found it Toad I don't
00:54:28.760 know what you're
00:54:29.160 talking about you
00:54:29.560 could I'm literally
00:54:30.200 just well maybe you
00:54:31.660 maybe Cole you could
00:54:33.540 take a little initiative
00:54:34.620 and you could do
00:54:36.000 things like this
00:54:36.700 look I have it right
00:54:37.680 here I just bring it 1.00
00:54:39.520 up you dumb bitch 1.00
00:54:40.580 I am I just I didn't 1.00
00:54:41.840 think he was that bad
00:54:43.020 at this like I
00:54:43.980 literally literally one
00:54:45.640 thing out here so
00:54:48.580 that's oh okay yep
00:54:51.460 see what I mean
00:54:52.100 closer inspection
00:54:53.340 not so great
00:54:54.460 yeah no he looks
00:54:56.020 like he looks like
00:54:56.720 some some kids mom
00:54:58.120 like when I used to
00:54:58.800 work in the elementary
00:54:59.440 school some kids moms
00:55:00.840 like like a dance
00:55:01.740 mom looks like a 0.96
00:55:02.820 dance mom that's
00:55:03.680 what it looks like
00:55:04.380 to say I was a
00:55:05.340 stalker would be a
00:55:05.880 bit of an understatement 0.99
00:55:06.620 curvy transgender 1.00
00:55:07.680 Smith Station's 0.92
00:55:08.380 Mayor Copeland wrote
00:55:09.000 fiction about murdering
00:55:10.080 real-life local
00:55:10.900 businesswoman assuming
00:55:11.960 her identity so he not 0.99
00:55:13.820 only was one of his
00:55:14.640 friends he wanted to
00:55:16.040 like fill in that's
00:55:17.780 great I didn't know
00:55:18.740 this part about how
00:55:19.600 cool would that be I
00:55:20.800 wish that that had been
00:55:21.680 the story that he like 1.00
00:55:22.560 murdered some fucking 1.00
00:55:23.720 like anchor woman and 1.00
00:55:25.360 then tried to take her
00:55:26.420 place and everyone's 1.00
00:55:27.860 like what the fuck 1.00
00:55:28.760 dude they have the 0.99
00:55:30.280 actual story here
00:55:31.460 it's fan fiction
00:55:35.400 this kid this guy 0.99
00:55:36.480 definitely fucks kids 1.00
00:55:38.240 like there's no doubt 1.00
00:55:39.340 about it oh he did
00:55:40.340 no he's not he's not
00:55:41.400 he's not alive anymore 0.97
00:55:42.220 this guy's cool as fuck 0.64
00:55:43.500 I don't know why 0.94
00:55:43.980 I really wish he had
00:55:46.460 followed his dream here
00:55:47.340 honestly
00:55:47.700 considering that this guy 0.98
00:55:49.320 is a pedophile or was 0.99
00:55:51.120 he is also a pedophile 1.00
00:55:52.200 oh yeah there you go 1.00
00:55:53.020 not those dreams but
00:55:54.820 wait why are we calling
00:55:55.580 him a pedophile how do 0.77
00:55:56.340 we know he's a pedophile 0.99
00:55:56.920 no no but because he's 0.98
00:55:58.360 into the same physiognomy
00:55:59.600 type chicks that you are 1.00
00:56:01.040 so
00:56:01.360 yeah but if he's a 0.95
00:56:02.900 pedophile that means he's 1.00
00:56:03.880 also a killer of pedophiles 0.99
00:56:05.520 which is based 0.96
00:56:06.280 transition so this is like
00:56:08.800 stuff he posted become the 0.99
00:56:10.680 whore what if that's the 1.00
00:56:14.700 only way that pedophiles 1.00
00:56:16.360 can go to heaven is to 1.00
00:56:17.240 kill themselves 1.00
00:56:17.820 can you make that a 0.99
00:56:20.180 shirt top become the 0.98
00:56:22.720 whore actually take the 1.00
00:56:24.220 shots get implants become 1.00
00:56:25.820 the whore it's actually a 1.00
00:56:26.940 great just like that oh 1.00
00:56:28.460 my god like a comically 1.00
00:56:29.860 trans looking fuck and 1.00
00:56:31.360 just says become the whore 1.00
00:56:32.680 that's like eat the bugs 1.00
00:56:33.720 get in the pod to take
00:56:35.060 the shots get the implants 1.00
00:56:36.240 become the whore oh that 1.00
00:56:37.540 is great 1.00
00:56:38.060 I'm not even kidding top
00:56:41.680 this is a genius idea it's
00:56:43.960 a dude yes we're allowed
00:56:44.860 to show it you could
00:56:45.900 100% show a man
00:56:47.160 I don't know man if we're
00:56:50.280 to believe that he's a
00:56:51.200 woman then you can't I'm
00:56:52.060 still selling top on this
00:56:53.160 t-shirt idea make like a 0.99
00:56:54.500 fucking troon looking 1.00
00:56:55.460 bitch and become the whore 1.00
00:56:56.640 it's like the anti and it's 1.00
00:56:58.260 obviously it's a joke you
00:56:59.360 know I think it's genius I
00:57:00.820 think I think I bet you we
00:57:02.900 could get a bunch of 0.96
00:57:03.460 trannies wearing that shirt 1.00
00:57:04.740 yeah oh my god Laney would 1.00
00:57:06.300 wear that for sure
00:57:07.920 Laney's not a tranny you 1.00
00:57:09.220 piece of shit 1.00
00:57:09.940 yeah what is Laney well 1.00
00:57:11.540 Laney's like old school
00:57:12.560 tranny Laney's an old 1.00
00:57:13.860 school tranny back when it 1.00
00:57:14.680 was respectable you know 1.00
00:57:15.640 it's a sissy hypno fetish 0.98
00:57:17.120 it's been big for like 15 0.98
00:57:18.340 years
00:57:18.760 where does sub genre
00:57:20.060 I don't I still don't know
00:57:22.480 what that means
00:57:23.080 yeah yeah those are
00:57:24.300 certainly words
00:57:25.400 yeah
00:57:25.960 yeah I think this this 0.97
00:57:28.240 tranny guy when he killed 0.99
00:57:29.400 himself I think he did it 0.99
00:57:30.320 for the special pain
00:57:31.520 olympics
00:57:32.080 I was hacked based off of a
00:57:33.580 fishing scam you think I 1.00
00:57:34.560 know what a fucking sissy 1.00
00:57:35.560 hypno fetish is I don't 1.00
00:57:36.600 know what the fuck you're 1.00
00:57:37.180 talking about oh yeah 1.00
00:57:38.120 sissy hypno fetish 0.97
00:57:39.260 oh yeah I read about that 0.95
00:57:41.840 in
00:57:42.040 I read that in the New
00:57:45.100 York Times yesterday 1.00
00:57:46.160 in liberal faggot weekly 1.00
00:57:48.040 I've never 1.00
00:57:49.440 somebody
00:57:51.660 the more that this person
00:57:53.500 explains what their
00:57:54.600 sexuality is the less I
00:57:56.080 know
00:57:56.360 yeah
00:57:56.940 incredible
00:57:57.540 I don't know what the 0.99
00:57:58.480 fuck's going on 0.99
00:57:59.160 all right 1.00
00:57:59.540 bring up the
00:58:00.420 man who would be
00:58:00.860 forcibly feminized into a 1.00
00:58:02.340 slut 1.00
00:58:03.100 oh bro I can totally do 1.00
00:58:04.940 that to you Lenny
00:58:05.620 wait what does that
00:58:06.580 no no no he mean
00:58:07.580 he's not talking about
00:58:08.520 himself he's talking about 0.96
00:58:09.420 the tranny that we were 0.95
00:58:10.680 just talking about 0.93
00:58:11.520 no I think he's talking
00:58:12.800 about something like a
00:58:14.140 self-motivating become the 0.99
00:58:15.320 whore it's someone with 1.00
00:58:16.120 like a whip like become the 1.00
00:58:17.340 whore 1.00
00:58:17.580 I'm right I told you 0.95
00:58:19.220 then I take it back I
00:58:23.020 won't forcibly submit you
00:58:24.660 Lenny's like I'm eating 1.00
00:58:27.280 pussy I'm submitting the 1.00
00:58:28.560 woman fuck you 1.00
00:58:29.600 I'm a lesbian 1.00
00:58:32.360 please pull up the 0.92
00:58:33.380 trans foursome this 1.00
00:58:34.440 fucking photo is enough 1.00
00:58:35.640 for us to talk about 1.00
00:58:36.380 forever but I got to read
00:58:37.080 the subtitle sorry all
00:58:39.800 right oh yeah this is
00:58:42.020 crazy author comes out as 0.80
00:58:43.360 transgender man after his 0.99
00:58:44.920 wife came out as trans woman
00:58:46.300 and pair who have a trans
00:58:48.060 daughter now live in a
00:58:49.380 four-way relationship with
00:58:50.480 their trans lovers I don't 1.00
00:58:52.740 know one has a clue what 1.00
00:58:53.880 the fuck they want in this 0.97
00:58:55.160 entire thing I don't 0.99
00:58:56.820 understand that at all and
00:58:57.820 that one person has like
00:58:59.260 that weird like paganism
00:59:01.240 tattoo there that's dude
00:59:02.980 it's satanism dude I don't 0.98
00:59:05.380 know if you remember this
00:59:06.020 but Jordan Peterson talked
00:59:07.480 about this on like on Joe
00:59:10.000 Rogan where he's talking
00:59:10.740 about like the chances of
00:59:12.080 you having like a trans kid 1.00
00:59:13.680 is this much and then if
00:59:14.740 you also have like a poly
00:59:16.060 kid it's like this much and
00:59:17.200 he was like and the
00:59:18.340 chances of you being it
00:59:20.180 was like one in nine
00:59:21.020 billion is like is the
00:59:22.220 chance of that and he was
00:59:22.840 like and the chance of you 0.97
00:59:23.880 just being like a crazy 0.99
00:59:25.440 narcissist is one in eight 0.99
00:59:27.020 hundred ninety nine thousand 0.64
00:59:27.940 nine hundred and nine he
00:59:28.880 was like he was like that's
00:59:30.060 what this is like there's no
00:59:31.040 way bro this doesn't real
00:59:33.560 like it's not bro bro is
00:59:35.520 there anyone there that's 1.00
00:59:37.060 not born with a dick because 1.00
00:59:38.520 I can't tell they all look 1.00
00:59:40.460 like they were born with the 1.00
00:59:41.360 dick who's the woman maybe 1.00
00:59:44.100 the one with the polo shirt 0.95
00:59:45.480 on in the middle there I 0.89
00:59:47.020 feel like the ugly one with 0.95
00:59:48.620 the the cut bangs might be 0.99
00:59:50.060 the chick that just looks 0.98
00:59:51.520 like an ugly because so 0.94
00:59:52.920 the oh god if that's a 0.99
00:59:54.560 biological woman can we 1.00
00:59:56.120 break I want to break this
00:59:57.160 I want to break this down 0.99
00:59:57.940 look at those tits though 1.00
00:59:59.880 those look like real tits 0.99
01:00:01.260 I know I want to break this 0.99
01:00:02.700 down because it says like
01:00:03.440 the other one comes out as
01:00:04.480 trans as transgender man so 0.98
01:00:06.460 it was woman to man right 0.99
01:00:08.000 yeah you're right who is even
01:00:09.680 pretending to be a man two
01:00:11.380 of them are allegedly
01:00:12.100 pretending to be a man this
01:00:13.680 no they aren't this one is
01:00:14.960 the biological woman because 1.00
01:00:16.220 she's shorter than the rest
01:00:17.520 of them yeah that's the only
01:00:18.740 one I'm like fairly confident
01:00:19.860 about the other three they
01:00:21.100 look like dudes
01:00:21.880 this is what I want to do
01:00:23.880 the red line meme on this
01:00:25.320 because I'm very confused that
01:00:26.460 would really clear things up
01:00:28.160 green line red line I'm
01:00:29.260 trying to bring it down so
01:00:29.880 transgender man is woman to 0.97
01:00:31.300 man right so that was the
01:00:33.580 husband so like did they meet
01:00:35.700 whenever he was she was like
01:00:38.760 being a man and then it says
01:00:40.560 wife came out as trans woman
01:00:42.840 so that was man to woman so
01:00:44.160 it was a a man married a woman
01:00:47.700 but they were both flipped
01:00:49.840 Matt Walsh on suicide watch
01:00:51.740 right now dude it's it's a very
01:00:53.440 roundabout way of becoming not
01:00:55.200 gay again yeah it's it's a weird 1.00
01:00:57.220 like because like did they did
01:01:01.700 did they not know like did they
01:01:05.160 not know when they got together
01:01:06.640 and then had a kid and then like
01:01:08.780 the other one who's like wait I 1.00
01:01:10.460 was fucking your bussy but then 1.00
01:01:12.300 you you had the baby what the 1.00
01:01:13.940 fuck when I first read this I 1.00
01:01:16.980 thought it also said they were in 0.99
01:01:18.180 a relationship with their like
01:01:19.480 trans child I just figured that 0.93
01:01:22.820 out I had to like reread it multiple
01:01:24.700 times because I was like what and
01:01:26.080 it's like still like this is okay
01:01:27.780 at least now there's not kid 0.97
01:01:29.000 fucking involved now it's just a 1.00
01:01:30.260 bunch of fucking degenerates 1.00
01:01:32.140 so these other two are just 1.00
01:01:34.300 probably just randos that they
01:01:36.080 met that are also yeah right
01:01:37.460 that's what it's saying it's no
01:01:39.080 it's not the way that you have a
01:01:40.820 daughter comma the commas tell you
01:01:43.860 and pair you can almost throw out
01:01:45.500 the who have a trans daughter it's
01:01:46.580 a throwaway statement and pair now
01:01:48.700 live in a four-way relationship with
01:01:49.900 the trans lovers the comma tells it 1.00
01:01:51.800 learn grammar bitch yes I just 1.00
01:01:55.880 disagree now I want to look up I 0.97
01:01:58.220 what I'm saying about that is I think
01:01:59.640 Jose is exactly right but it's still
01:02:01.320 the way you talk to me I don't
01:02:02.420 appreciate it I kind of look at this 0.98
01:02:04.380 I'm just kidding I'm being such a dick 0.89
01:02:05.980 I just figured out myself I have the 0.69
01:02:08.880 article if you want the article also
01:02:11.060 calls this a polycule oh okay so
01:02:13.800 they're saying and a pair who has a
01:02:15.680 trans daughter so that's like an aside 0.75
01:02:18.040 there's another there's another insane 0.92
01:02:21.320 person in this family that's how commas
01:02:22.940 work top yeah I wonder I wonder why that
01:02:25.960 a child of theirs became trans I was
01:02:28.160 this person why not put this fifth
01:02:29.600 person in this photo the fifth child a 0.99
01:02:31.760 kid yeah but it's also a freak fucking 0.98
01:02:34.700 throw them in there at what point are 0.99
01:02:37.640 you just don't deserve it no no no no
01:02:40.160 at what point do you just go like who 1.00
01:02:42.680 cares if they're my child fuck them too 1.00
01:02:44.240 like if they're if they can identify as 1.00
01:02:46.940 what they aren't they can also identify 0.83
01:02:48.500 as a cum dumpster I've been put up a 0.85
01:02:57.140 little while ago I've been like Christmas 0.98
01:02:59.360 Day and and the the mother was like a 0.96
01:03:01.880 trans person with a she had a mussy or 0.99
01:03:04.400 a bussy and just walking butt naked and 1.00
01:03:06.560 and the kids just like watching her you 0.98
01:03:09.560 didn't do this also but it's really funny
01:03:12.140 because to be like I'm sterilized I can 0.99
01:03:14.360 fuck my daughter and not like nothing 1.00
01:03:15.980 gonna happen like I've been like all 1.00
01:03:17.780 the stuff I've been through I'm not
01:03:19.880 even shooting I'm shooting blanks now
01:03:22.460 like I it's just where do these other
01:03:25.280 two come from and are they also is it
01:03:26.960 that they're both trans as well like how
01:03:28.800 does sex work what are they even doing
01:03:30.840 well well I want to know is there a video
01:03:34.200 of that it's just like a bunch of 0.89
01:03:36.480 is it all like gay but I know how many 1.00
01:03:41.420 dicks there are how many dicks are there 1.00
01:03:43.260 I think it's I think it's three on one 1.00
01:03:46.080 it's all it's one it's one hideous 0.98
01:03:49.780 biological woman and three dudes in 1.00
01:03:52.000 dresses that's really what we're looking
01:03:53.400 at and then I feel I bet a couple of
01:03:55.780 them maybe one or two have had the
01:03:57.660 surgery so maybe they have mussies and 0.99
01:04:01.200 then maybe the woman now the way you say 1.00
01:04:03.540 mussy is so gay they get that mussy yeah 1.00
01:04:07.380 some of them might have mussies they 1.00
01:04:11.700 have they have mussy intonations you put 0.99
01:04:16.120 it make it sound like you're like yes
01:04:17.900 this article does say that we're right
01:04:21.620 that the second one in there the short
01:04:23.200 one is indeed a biological female so we 0.83
01:04:25.460 got that right this would be toad saying
01:04:27.840 that but yes how does sex work their 1.00
01:04:33.500 daughter looks sad is there a picture of
01:04:34.920 a daughter in this can you imagine that
01:04:36.300 that dude on the right is such a 1.00
01:04:38.220 fucking disaster a Satanist bald-looking 1.00
01:04:41.820 motherfucking like what's the what's the 1.00
01:04:43.740 like Moby looking bitch 1.00
01:04:47.340 school teacher glasses and like one of 0.99
01:04:49.440 the worst dresses I've ever seen with 0.99
01:04:50.680 fucking ankle-high socks and just the 1.00
01:04:53.280 palest skin you like what a fucking 1.00
01:04:55.020 disaster you know even for a gay dude 1.00
01:04:57.000 like it's not a good lay 0.99
01:05:00.240 they'll gaslight you to think that this is
01:05:02.220 this is looking like this is fine no no
01:05:04.940 this ain't fine dude so so I think so I
01:05:07.020 think what this means is that so the the
01:05:09.040 first two in the picture are so that's
01:05:11.680 biological man then biological woman they 0.89
01:05:13.840 both trans themselves they have a child
01:05:16.400 together and then the other two I think
01:05:17.800 are both biological men who trans I think
01:05:22.700 I think that's I'm trying to be saying
01:05:25.040 that I'm trying to figure this out I'm
01:05:28.080 trying to do this this trans math here
01:05:30.440 this polycule it's a it's I don't know
01:05:33.020 what to even call it I don't know which
01:05:34.460 is worse trans math or girl math you 0.74
01:05:36.260 know those unsolvable mysteries of the
01:05:39.440 universe and I think we're never gonna 0.96
01:05:41.180 do you move on to the dicks can we get 0.94
01:05:45.440 can we get a flow chart for this at some 0.85
01:05:47.180 point I want to see how all this like a
01:05:49.040 like a weird family tree that's going on
01:05:50.960 Laney do you do you take your
01:05:52.540 girlfriend's clothes like do you wear your 1.00
01:05:54.500 girlfriend's clothes is that like what's 1.00
01:05:56.780 going on oh it's just he's not tranny 1.00
01:05:58.860 just frugal
01:05:59.600 why don't I just use their clothes you
01:06:12.840 hope like you like put on your like the 0.81
01:06:15.280 Jews don't realize that the girls don't 1.00
01:06:16.640 have pockets so they're still trying to 0.57
01:06:17.780 they like reach in there like where's all 0.99
01:06:19.640 the money at and they can't fucking 0.99
01:06:21.160 there's no dressing my wife already my 0.99
01:06:23.740 girlfriend already has a hair straighter 0.99
01:06:25.160 and all these appliances I may as well
01:06:26.780 use them he's worth out of it if you
01:06:29.900 don't lose that you lose it we got a 0.96
01:06:32.360 bogo on a dick chopping operation so I 1.00
01:06:36.860 obese baby or oh no we got to bring up 1.00
01:06:39.740 the you'll bring up the power lifting 1.00
01:06:41.280 bitch in the dress that Jose wants to 1.00
01:06:42.680 bang I don't do 1.00
01:06:55.160 sorry guys it's been weeks give me one
01:06:58.160 second I gotta end this I'm dropping it
01:07:00.500 in the tower game chat right now even
01:07:02.360 though there it is there it is there's
01:07:05.120 so what I want to say about this I have
01:07:08.780 people I have multiple comments here so
01:07:11.360 okay clearly oh dude this is solid
01:07:14.120 competition 1.00
01:07:15.040 clearly this is the largest dick that we've 0.99
01:07:17.960 received 0.99
01:07:18.860 no it's not there's nothing clear about it 0.98
01:07:20.780 if you take a fucking close-up photo my 1.00
01:07:22.700 dick would look bigger than that all 1.00
01:07:24.080 right there's nothing well I have
01:07:26.360 comments I have comments okay look
01:07:27.700 he tried to put his hand in there for
01:07:30.800 scale but the problem is no sense the
01:07:32.820 problem with that is you don't know how
01:07:34.460 big on his photo you don't have a photo
01:07:36.640 and this is a photo of his computer
01:07:38.540 taking a picture of his hand on the
01:07:40.160 computer it's very bizarre to think that
01:07:41.900 this would give us a good scale I had no 0.99
01:07:43.760 idea of scale that dick could be three 0.99
01:07:46.040 inches or thirteen 1.00
01:07:47.120 yeah it looks okay I'm bamboozled
01:07:49.520 the scale is not I'm bamboozled right now 0.99
01:07:51.520 so this is a side angle of the dick 0.99
01:07:53.900 you're cockboozling us this is a side 1.00
01:07:55.940 angle of the dick and the lighting is 1.00
01:07:57.400 such a top angle it's a top you suck at this man 1.00
01:08:00.900 have you ever seen a dick 1.00
01:08:01.560 Jesus Christ 0.99
01:08:02.900 it's not a it's a top okay I guess I'm
01:08:05.520 gonna do this I can't you can see his legs
01:08:07.280 I can't allow him to do this I can't allow
01:08:08.960 I have to be outside is that grass
01:08:11.960 I think he's outside so there's some 0.99
01:08:14.900 sort of pimple on his fucking I was 0.99
01:08:17.000 gonna say I think that might be the 0.99
01:08:19.400 deciding factor I think I might have to
01:08:20.900 get Raven just for that because they're
01:08:22.640 like pretty neck and neck I think he's 1.00
01:08:24.560 covering it on his dick it's the herp 1.00
01:08:27.380 dude let me know the her yep herp I'm 1.00
01:08:29.600 gonna describe this because Tony's doing
01:08:31.100 a terrible job in his fingers look there
01:08:32.660 you can see in the public yeah that's 1.00
01:08:34.580 right yeah no no no shut the fuck up 1.00
01:08:36.860 it's not a top but it's rotated I want 0.98
01:08:38.840 to say that the lighting the lighting
01:08:40.520 is terrible so that so that it looks
01:08:42.620 very pale okay I get it I'm gonna do 0.99
01:08:46.220 this no toad shut the fuck up are we 0.99
01:08:47.900 doing redos for conspiracy extremists or 0.99
01:08:49.880 no no this is the final he can wait for 1.00
01:08:52.580 the next competition wait whose dick is 1.00
01:08:54.740 this no no we can't say we don't do 1.00
01:08:56.840 that never docks a dick am I gonna be a 0.99
01:08:59.600 dick doctor I docks them every single 0.99
01:09:02.000 time every single time listen I'm gonna 0.97
01:09:04.460 explain what you know because because 0.97
01:09:07.080 totally sucks at this he's terrible at 0.97
01:09:09.460 this I will say this is a celebrity 1.00
01:09:11.100 dick though this is not just regular 1.00
01:09:13.020 dick oh micro internet celebrity but 0.99
01:09:15.180 yeah it tastes better he told visually
01:09:17.040 gonna submit so yeah I mean you've
01:09:20.040 probably seen it in other places okay 0.99
01:09:21.760 listen so this is this is a dick that we 1.00
01:09:24.840 all know um race is white yeah this is 1.00
01:09:27.400 white he did it this is the problem like
01:09:29.520 toe just went in here just like it's a
01:09:31.200 side profile it's not it's not a side
01:09:33.320 really it's it's down it's a it's a top
01:09:36.100 down but he's standing uh like
01:09:38.060 perpendicular to the camera yeah that
01:09:40.760 means it's a bit of an angle down okay
01:09:42.580 just like this
01:09:43.160 just like this it'd be like if you did it
01:09:46.460 like this just like this yeah that's what I
01:09:48.420 mean yeah that's what I wait no no no
01:09:50.540 hold on look underneath his fingers on
01:09:53.300 the computer you can see his fingers on 0.99
01:09:55.460 his penis as he's holding it down like 0.99
01:09:57.500 this correct oh he is you're right it is 1.00
01:10:00.200 close to the size of his hand there right 0.99
01:10:03.300 oh maybe okay okay so oh shit I think 0.99
01:10:06.820 that's a piece dog it is a piece so I 0.99
01:10:09.200 toad toad I'm trying to explain this I'm
01:10:13.100 not gonna let you do this all right so
01:10:14.820 this is a top-down photo it is very
01:10:17.220 bright toad did say this it is extremely
01:10:18.860 bright it's like it's like flash on clean
01:10:20.700 without a beanie bright yes it was like
01:10:23.000 it's like he was in a pitch-black room
01:10:24.640 got hard and then put the flash on his 1.00
01:10:26.660 phone and he has a very white penis and 0.99
01:10:28.540 so it's just it's fluorescent so but the 0.99
01:10:31.720 thing is so this is it is a straight
01:10:33.820 boner it is straight there's no 0.85
01:10:36.000 there's no curve up very erect yes it
01:10:38.780 looks exactly like yeah yeah it's very
01:10:41.140 wrecked but it's completely straight out
01:10:42.920 circumcised I was very circumcised and
01:10:45.760 you can get to that it's very
01:10:47.260 circumcised and the tip like the head of
01:10:49.840 it is a very like bulbous like it is like
01:10:53.740 it comes in and it like curves under like
01:10:56.020 it is a mushroom mushroom yeah it's a
01:10:58.660 definite mushroom now what he did notice
01:11:00.700 there's a little bit of manscaping but
01:11:03.200 like you can tell there's still some like
01:11:04.900 uh he didn't get all of it down so but
01:11:06.980 there is some like he like he trims he 0.95
01:11:10.780 trims it yeah honestly this is the gay 1.00
01:11:14.080 energy this is this is where the the part 0.99
01:11:16.680 there's on the on the dick root right like 0.94
01:11:19.400 on the on the right literally right on the
01:11:21.880 dick root there is some sort of either 0.96
01:11:24.460 mole or uh be slaughter if that's your 0.95
01:11:27.720 real picture 0.57
01:11:28.220 yeah
01:11:29.060 she's like fluorescent peen 1.00
01:11:36.840 i love fluorescent peen this is not even a
01:11:41.040 girl you know that i wonder what kind of
01:11:42.740 guys behind this account i don't know i
01:11:44.400 don't know but he should you know it
01:11:45.420 could be a guy and that's just a trans
01:11:47.320 woman just yeah we we never know we do
01:11:50.480 have a lot of i actually someone said
01:11:51.980 that they were like uh on the ig this
01:11:54.040 week they were like you have a lot of
01:11:55.220 trannies like that watch your show and i 1.00
01:11:56.620 was like yeah it's very weird i don't
01:11:58.100 know what's going on
01:11:58.960 but literally we're the only thing that
01:12:00.780 keeps them from ending at all
01:12:02.920 um so there is a so there's some sort of
01:12:06.660 literally one laney
01:12:08.320 uh there's more than that you just made
01:12:11.980 the claim
01:12:12.480 i don't know that's a i can zero proof
01:12:16.640 there is some sort of like slaughter is
01:12:18.920 another one these waters i don't think
01:12:20.860 it's i don't think it's herpes because
01:12:22.540 it's just one there's just one bump and
01:12:25.000 it's kind of reddish covering it so it
01:12:26.380 could have been like the beginning of a 0.85
01:12:28.000 fucking whole thing there maybe so i i 0.92
01:12:30.240 want to you know what i think it is i 0.98
01:12:31.500 think it's razor burn i think it's some
01:12:32.940 sort of like or like a mole that he
01:12:34.860 accidentally i'm just saying it was
01:12:36.000 covered intentionally uh yeah but i
01:12:40.000 want i will put out the this is
01:12:41.500 probably but not six and a half seven
01:12:43.820 inches not covered great though i have 0.62
01:12:45.860 no fucking clue how big i think it's 0.91
01:12:48.220 longer than that actually oh told you're 0.99
01:12:50.680 so delusional you don't even know what
01:12:53.140 angle you're looking at yeah he told
01:12:55.480 has no idea where he's like he's like
01:12:58.240 that looks delicious i have no idea 0.98
01:12:59.960 excuse me i'm a i'm a dick expert as 0.97
01:13:02.340 we all know all right so where are we 0.96
01:13:03.800 between that and right hit that this
01:13:06.860 and ravens the problem with the thing
01:13:09.180 with ravens though is because this is 0.98
01:13:10.640 just the dick it is like right on the 0.99
01:13:13.520 dick so you don't see the thing with 0.99
01:13:14.900 raven was no artistry you saw his body
01:13:17.520 and his body was banging so like and
01:13:19.440 then like it helps
01:13:20.240 i'm not gay i'm not gay
01:13:25.160 you saw my body in mine too
01:13:27.680 uh yeah raven's body was banging 0.99
01:13:29.560 i'm just gonna go ahead and lock my
01:13:32.260 decision on raven yeah raven wins i'm
01:13:34.820 going with creativity honestly this 0.99
01:13:37.900 dick is a nice painter like this is 0.99
01:13:40.220 going yeah you don't know that you're
01:13:42.620 lying through your teeth you don't know
01:13:44.840 how nice it is it's a good shape it
01:13:46.960 could be two and a half inches you don't
01:13:48.900 know it's not two and a half inches you
01:13:50.100 can see the fingers under the fingers
01:13:52.720 that he put there and like you can kind
01:13:55.000 of somewhat imagine those to scale and
01:13:56.840 they don't look very big like you can 0.97
01:13:58.900 see i can tell by there's dick veins 0.99
01:14:00.920 and dick everybody's dick veins probably 1.00
01:14:02.380 the same size do tiny dicks probably 1.00
01:14:04.160 have giant fucking veins who knows i 1.00
01:14:06.560 don't know the same same same vein 0.99
01:14:09.060 size than everybody the human body has
01:14:12.320 one vein theory anybody with a tiny 0.99
01:14:15.600 dick in the chat please let us know 1.00
01:14:17.120 does your dick have a giant vein 1.00
01:14:18.320 vein theory inverse dick vein theory is 1.00
01:14:20.300 actually hilarious yeah that's what
01:14:21.760 clint subscribes to you just you just 1.00
01:14:23.360 have a you have a fucking like just a 1.00
01:14:25.360 little shrub and it's just like a 1.00
01:14:26.860 huge vein going down like it's just
01:14:29.060 blue i don't know purple i think
01:14:31.960 raven probably hasn't beat for
01:14:33.580 thickness too though so my life is
01:14:35.400 hell this is all i have
01:14:36.520 yeah it's like the inverse vein 1.00
01:14:40.200 theory it's like you have a tiny dick 1.00
01:14:41.460 it's like a shrimp or it's just one big 1.00
01:14:43.320 vein through it that you also that you 0.99
01:14:45.420 also shit through i guess i vote i 1.00
01:14:47.060 vote conspiracy extremist dick because 1.00
01:14:48.800 it's all he has no we can't we can't 0.99
01:14:51.420 do we want him alive all right so if
01:14:53.600 it's between raven and this unknown
01:14:55.960 person with it we all know who it is i
01:14:57.500 think i have to go with ravens i think
01:14:58.900 raven i have to go ravens too but i
01:15:01.260 honestly i think it was closer than it's
01:15:02.980 close and i think if this person put a
01:15:05.060 little bit more effort yeah i think they
01:15:07.480 could have really taken because oh well
01:15:09.280 i think he put in a lot of effort he's
01:15:11.040 just too autistic i think that's the 0.90
01:15:12.640 thing because when he said to me he was
01:15:14.800 being very autistic he was describing
01:15:16.820 like his mental process with how do you
01:15:19.660 want i could find this comes from a video 0.97
01:15:21.600 of a porno it's it's a video of a porno
01:15:24.000 that he then took a picture of because 1.00
01:15:26.060 oh you're right couldn't get his dick 1.00
01:15:27.780 hard because of the medication that he 1.00
01:15:29.100 was on oh you might be which i'm kind of
01:15:30.920 just giving away who this person is yeah
01:15:32.400 no one's saying yeah no one's saying
01:15:35.740 honestly that could be any of our viewers
01:15:37.580 the assumption was that we were going to
01:15:39.080 say so i mean do we care i mean whatever
01:15:41.840 we can bring that person on some other 0.99
01:15:43.500 time and talk about it this dick this 1.00
01:15:44.500 dick could be better than ravens but 1.00
01:15:46.500 from the evidence i have functioning off
01:15:49.160 of what i know yep raven is by far the
01:15:52.160 most scrumdly umptious and i don't think
01:15:53.580 it's even an argument yeah i agree with 1.00
01:15:55.340 this take fucking whore where yeah like 1.00
01:15:58.300 i said hit me up uh clint we're not 1.00
01:15:59.960 rating the dick we're rating the pick 0.99
01:16:01.580 all right no i'm rating the dick 0.99
01:16:03.840 i don't think toad understands this game 0.98
01:16:06.900 at all anyway it's his weenie roast
01:16:09.980 because we got a tober not not photoshop
01:16:12.920 tober it's already have a fight video
01:16:14.920 that i wanted to play but it's raven
01:16:16.540 wins we got we're gonna have to book him
01:16:18.300 on the show that was part of the deal
01:16:19.660 and he gets a uh a t-shirt too yeah
01:16:22.400 you're right t-shirt yeah it's a one
01:16:24.500 of a kind that says yeah you gotta draw 1.00
01:16:26.380 his dick i mean you may want to ask him 1.00
01:16:29.140 for other photos like maybe get like 1.00
01:16:31.060 depending on what kind of like what art
01:16:32.620 this is your podcast host
01:16:34.140 do we have a graphic where you can drop
01:16:38.500 graffiti or anything you know oh yeah oh
01:16:41.600 and i forgot part of the deal was too
01:16:43.000 that that way we can when we bring it on
01:16:44.700 we can show the audience the how he won 0.86
01:16:46.760 the dick because it's art and that's the loophole 0.99
01:16:49.500 that's how we get away with it 0.99
01:16:50.500 so what is it what is it gonna say on the shirt
01:16:55.040 it's gonna say nephilim death squad on the shirt
01:16:57.640 i literally came up with this whole idea
01:16:59.140 just for this payoff i'm so excited
01:17:01.260 but i feel like it was fair and square right
01:17:04.640 like i feel like he won
01:17:05.500 he won fair and square
01:17:07.900 he's genuinely happy 0.99
01:17:09.040 by the way by the way now that i've complimented your cock 1.00
01:17:11.720 for the past 20 minutes let me say real quick 1.00
01:17:13.680 you my dear friend are i think maybe schizophrenic 0.94
01:17:18.120 because you post some of the most like obvious uh you know computer 0.98
01:17:23.180 programmed videos and he goes what's this 0.98
01:17:26.220 it's just like it's like it's like a fucking aircraft carrier floating through 0.96
01:17:30.320 the sky and he's like this looks legit to me 1.00
01:17:32.300 this motherfucker has been hanging out with top lobster too much 1.00
01:17:34.580 he's completely losing his mind 1.00
01:17:35.800 he's worse he's worse than me 0.97
01:17:37.120 he's worse than me 0.94
01:17:37.820 you know what the shirt
01:17:38.540 i thought clint was gonna go
01:17:40.200 i thought clint was gonna be like 1.00
01:17:41.600 you have a great dick but your podcast sucks 1.00
01:17:44.240 i've got it i've got it 1.00
01:17:46.040 the shirt the shirt is gonna have raven's winning dick on it 1.00
01:17:48.760 and it's gonna say quote the raven become a whore 1.00
01:17:51.180 oh become the whore 1.00
01:17:52.620 oh that would be a good 1.00
01:17:53.900 that would be a good tagline for
01:17:56.180 or just the whole thing
01:17:57.340 what are you gonna do with the shirt
01:17:59.000 what are you gonna do with the shirt raven
01:18:00.860 take the take the shots
01:18:02.620 um what was it was it take the shots 1.00
01:18:04.900 uh do the implants become the whore 1.00
01:18:07.160 some shit like that 1.00
01:18:08.740 that's so great 1.00
01:18:09.280 and it says tower gang cocktober
01:18:10.760 first annual winner
01:18:12.700 yeah he is the winner of the
01:18:15.500 oh
01:18:16.020 oh my god
01:18:18.160 i love this idea 1.00
01:18:19.760 flying with the dick 1.00
01:18:21.640 his son finds him 1.00
01:18:22.560 he's like daddy what's this shirt
01:18:24.100 what does this mean
01:18:25.280 he'll make his profile pic
01:18:26.120 that's such a great
01:18:27.980 that's the best way
01:18:30.260 that's the best way
01:18:31.900 alright 0.99
01:18:32.780 can we can we do either old teacher sexual assault or obese baby please 1.00
01:18:37.200 i love the top 0.97
01:18:38.200 dude do you want to see the fight video though
01:18:40.040 i did send the fight video
01:18:41.020 yeah go ahead
01:18:41.580 where where is it at
01:18:42.880 i put it in my in my cole's clip corner
01:18:44.660 cole why don't you pull it up
01:18:45.920 you could do that
01:18:46.860 i don't have the uh the drive open right now
01:18:48.700 i've got it
01:18:49.300 oh he's got to go open the drive
01:18:51.300 it's a whole to do
01:18:52.040 you understand jose
01:18:53.020 it's very much
01:18:53.620 you understand jose
01:18:55.360 i get it
01:18:56.180 you understand to do that
01:18:57.820 jose
01:18:58.440 i get it
01:18:59.040 it's really
01:18:59.600 you gotta do the whole sign in
01:19:01.320 if i do the sign in now
01:19:02.700 it's like
01:19:03.160 a friend of mine sent me this
01:19:05.120 um
01:19:05.820 i'm not gonna say where it's at
01:19:07.860 but i know where it's at
01:19:08.860 um
01:19:09.820 you sent this in the gc 0.99
01:19:11.120 this is lame as fuck 0.99
01:19:12.080 go ahead and play it 0.99
01:19:12.900 but this is lame dog
01:19:13.740 go ahead
01:19:14.140 what
01:19:14.500 this is lame
01:19:15.640 why is this
01:19:16.180 you thought this was good
01:19:17.360 i didn't send this one 1.00
01:19:18.760 you think it's content bitch 1.00
01:19:20.280 he's already backing away from his own video 0.99
01:19:23.060 he's like i didn't send this
01:19:23.980 it wasn't me
01:19:24.500 i sent a shorter version
01:19:26.320 i thought this was just very funny
01:19:27.800 because it was a fight video
01:19:28.840 that's not like
01:19:29.540 this is two minutes and forty seconds
01:19:30.800 that we're seeing
01:19:31.400 he's like i know exactly where this is
01:19:34.500 i didn't send it
01:19:35.300 i have a shorter one
01:19:36.300 i have one that's ten seconds
01:19:37.560 but the short one was terrible
01:19:38.840 so how
01:19:39.340 the long one
01:19:39.940 what are you talking about
01:19:40.500 it had people yelling the n-word 0.99
01:19:42.000 and a guy getting his ass beat 0.99
01:19:43.220 why do i need to see this 0.99
01:19:44.440 and i'll tell you
01:19:45.360 and i'll tell you what happened to the guy
01:19:46.360 the guy got his neck and ribs broken
01:19:48.320 or neck and leg broken
01:19:49.820 after getting jumped
01:19:50.920 oof
01:19:52.220 all right well then fast forward 0.99
01:19:53.540 to the fucking 0.99
01:19:54.060 i kind of want to see the obese baby 1.00
01:19:55.640 i don't want to see somebody die 0.93
01:19:56.740 but all right i guess 1.00
01:19:57.540 yeah what the fuck 0.99
01:19:58.600 whatever 1.00
01:19:59.500 whatever
01:20:00.320 i i said
01:20:01.260 i said you were talking about the show
01:20:02.520 i'm only i'm only listening
01:20:03.620 i lied about that take initiative thing
01:20:05.700 even though even though
01:20:06.680 clint just said
01:20:07.860 the short one was terrible
01:20:09.060 and that brings back
01:20:09.960 uh past trauma for me 0.92
01:20:11.860 ridiculous
01:20:14.300 not everything 0.98
01:20:15.180 not everything has to be that way
01:20:16.680 obese baby
01:20:17.800 obese baby 0.98
01:20:18.580 pull it out
01:20:19.040 listen the people want it 1.00
01:20:21.580 we want that we want to see this fucking clip 0.99
01:20:23.540 and then we're going to talk to cole 0.99
01:20:24.720 about why you thought it was appropriate
01:20:26.000 to play it
01:20:26.440 yeah but if it's not good though
01:20:27.440 we're going to be held to account
01:20:29.040 we're going to make you sit 1.00
01:20:29.260 we're going to make you sit in your shit 1.00
01:20:30.640 is it going to get us nuked 1.00
01:20:32.060 i'm going to rub your fucking face in your shitty video dude 1.00
01:20:34.480 fucking play 1.00
01:20:34.740 press play 1.00
01:20:35.740 i'm going to rub your snout in it 1.00
01:20:37.400 and then 0.99
01:20:38.480 sit in silence for the whole video
01:20:41.660 why is this sideways
01:20:42.580 what is happening
01:20:43.300 because niggas don't know how to film videos man 1.00
01:20:46.920 they hold their phone sideways
01:20:48.400 yeah they're shooting
01:20:50.000 going the street
01:20:50.560 he thought he pulled his nine
01:20:52.380 but he pulled his phone
01:20:53.240 oops
01:20:53.500 dude that's what
01:20:53.940 that's what our
01:20:54.700 yes sir going the street 1.00
01:20:55.840 that's what our dick 1.00
01:20:56.560 going the street bro 1.00
01:20:57.500 is doing in that last kick 1.00
01:20:58.500 this is my shit 0.99
01:20:59.320 holding his camera like 1.00
01:21:00.880 like a sideways 1.00
01:21:01.860 this is my shit 1.00
01:21:02.280 going the street 1.00
01:21:03.060 no one's listening to you toad
01:21:04.100 yeah i'm trying to pay attention
01:21:05.420 we got white gloves
01:21:06.920 yeah so that dude
01:21:11.980 jumps and
01:21:13.040 yeah
01:21:14.200 and you just hear like
01:21:17.520 a guy go 1.00
01:21:17.980 beat his ass nigga 1.00
01:21:18.820 beat his ass nigga 1.00
01:21:19.840 yeah 1.00
01:21:23.720 so he jumps
01:21:27.300 and breaks his neck right away
01:21:28.960 i don't know if he breaks
01:21:30.140 so you can pause now
01:21:31.480 after this it just kind of gets
01:21:32.700 the other video was like
01:21:33.780 a lot closer from a different angle
01:21:35.120 and you just hear
01:21:36.000 like you just see the guy
01:21:36.980 like immediately jump in 1.00
01:21:38.420 and then get his ass beat 1.00
01:21:39.260 so what happened was 1.00
01:21:40.200 it was a basketball game
01:21:42.560 and the players
01:21:43.840 one told the
01:21:44.840 told the other
01:21:45.980 they were like 0.98
01:21:46.400 you're not black enough 1.00
01:21:47.780 and so he got outside 0.99
01:21:49.120 and he
01:21:50.400 and that's the white
01:21:51.480 the guy in the white
01:21:52.340 jumped into
01:21:53.420 a whole like
01:21:54.240 horde of him
01:21:54.760 to fight for some reason 1.00
01:21:56.080 and then got his ass 1.00
01:21:57.680 fucking beat 1.00
01:21:58.380 i'll show you how prone 1.00
01:21:59.120 to violence i am
01:22:00.080 and then broke
01:22:02.960 i'll show you 1.00
01:22:03.500 black enough bitch 1.00
01:22:04.680 broke his neck 1.00
01:22:06.160 and broke his leg
01:22:07.300 getting beat up
01:22:08.620 he does prove 0.99
01:22:09.300 how black he is 0.99
01:22:10.020 by breaking his neck 0.99
01:22:10.740 they probably just
01:22:11.380 touched him
01:22:11.800 and he was like
01:22:12.120 exactly 0.99
01:22:12.580 he proves how black he is 1.00
01:22:15.280 by demonstrating 0.99
01:22:15.920 how low iq
01:22:16.660 that decision was
01:22:17.560 no but
01:22:17.840 doesn't that mean
01:22:18.700 well he was demonstrating
01:22:20.200 wait which one was which
01:22:21.600 at this one
01:22:21.960 he was demonstrating
01:22:22.560 the other guy's black
01:22:23.680 if he broke 0.99
01:22:24.360 the other guy's neck
01:22:25.020 i don't know
01:22:25.360 what i'm talking about
01:22:26.140 i told you this video
01:22:33.420 was whack
01:22:33.900 i'm just saying
01:22:34.540 all right
01:22:35.000 i just thought it was crazy
01:22:35.980 this guy like
01:22:36.580 after a basketball game
01:22:37.600 he just jumps in
01:22:38.500 by himself
01:22:39.160 i don't know
01:22:39.620 what kind of confidence
01:22:40.580 you have to have
01:22:41.100 after just someone says 0.97
01:22:41.780 you're not black enough 1.00
01:22:42.720 jumps in there 1.00
01:22:43.960 you just get his ass beat 1.00
01:22:45.100 you can't record 1.00
01:22:46.120 your motherfucking videos 1.00
01:22:47.160 like this 1.00
01:22:47.620 sideways
01:22:48.200 it's called shooting video
01:22:49.620 that's all they know
01:22:50.260 how to shoot
01:22:50.700 he's like 0.57
01:22:52.840 start it
01:22:55.220 it's like
01:22:55.640 stop play
01:22:56.600 stop play 0.99
01:22:57.280 pull up the fat baby 1.00
01:22:58.780 i don't even see that shit 1.00
01:22:59.760 fat baby motherfucker 1.00
01:23:00.540 fat baby 1.00
01:23:01.740 yeah i don't even know 1.00
01:23:02.780 what this fat baby shit is 1.00
01:23:03.700 or old teacher social assault 1.00
01:23:05.780 sounds like my porn search 0.92
01:23:07.040 oh yeah
01:23:07.740 this one
01:23:08.380 it's me yeah
01:23:09.620 because i'm black
01:23:10.300 the number one
01:23:11.120 nfl draft pick
01:23:12.200 for the year 2044
01:23:13.880 get it to me
01:23:14.460 jesus
01:23:14.960 aww 0.78
01:23:16.440 he's kind of cute 0.89
01:23:17.300 sucker
01:23:18.980 tank
01:23:19.700 williams
01:23:20.820 in the same way
01:23:21.540 they close into like
01:23:22.820 skinny chicks 1.00
01:23:23.720 like skinny young chicks 1.00
01:23:24.480 this is what jose would be into 0.99
01:23:25.980 like the fat ones 0.99
01:23:27.380 fat baby 1.00
01:23:28.140 fat man 1.00
01:23:30.000 i'm telling you what though 0.90
01:23:33.160 if that was my kid
01:23:34.020 i'd be getting him in the gym
01:23:35.060 knowledge 0.99
01:23:35.620 fucking hoss 1.00
01:23:36.580 if you do 1.00
01:23:37.160 his name is knowledge
01:23:39.040 by the way
01:23:39.980 knowledge
01:23:40.540 oh that is the most
01:23:41.980 ironic name ever 0.98
01:23:43.360 god damn it 0.95
01:23:45.020 his name is knowledge 0.99
01:23:46.320 and then she goes
01:23:47.440 gives it to me
01:23:48.700 play it
01:23:50.160 play it for the game
01:23:50.720 i bet it's knowledge
01:23:51.820 but it's spelled wrong
01:23:52.760 it's like n-o 0.99
01:23:54.260 like just n-o-l-e-d-g-e 1.00
01:23:56.840 knowledge
01:23:57.500 the only more ironic name
01:23:59.380 that i saw 0.93
01:23:59.740 was a black baby
01:24:00.960 who was named peace
01:24:01.640 knowledge
01:24:02.040 knowledge
01:24:03.100 knowledge
01:24:04.580 knowledge is power
01:24:06.680 i bet it's n-a-h 1.00
01:24:08.320 knowledge
01:24:09.660 yeah i bet it's
01:24:11.800 yeah like n-a-h 1.00
01:24:13.160 apostrophe
01:24:14.240 l-i-g 1.00
01:24:15.620 l-i-g 1.00
01:24:17.140 how much do you think
01:24:17.680 that kid weighs
01:24:18.280 knowledge
01:24:18.560 that kid probably weighs
01:24:19.980 more than toad
01:24:20.620 yeah i was like
01:24:21.840 maybe more than toad
01:24:22.520 did in the 8th grade
01:24:23.380 dude that's
01:24:23.800 that's cool
01:24:24.280 in the 8th grade
01:24:24.840 do you think that's like
01:24:28.240 toad why you and your mom
01:24:29.760 lie to us all the time 0.91
01:24:30.480 that's gotta be
01:24:31.280 that's gotta be a 35 pound baby 1.00
01:24:33.000 right at least 35 pounds
01:24:34.840 clint so
01:24:35.680 this was when i was
01:24:36.640 in 2nd grade
01:24:37.480 so 7 or 8 years old
01:24:39.040 this is not
01:24:39.520 this is all true
01:24:40.680 i was in like the high
01:24:42.000 30 pounds
01:24:42.980 like 38 pounds
01:24:44.020 that range
01:24:44.720 and the same time
01:24:47.260 i was at
01:24:47.960 i was at recess
01:24:48.920 and this huge kid
01:24:50.600 who was way heavier
01:24:51.860 than i was
01:24:52.340 like this 100 pound 1.00
01:24:53.400 motherfucker 1.00
01:24:54.060 basically was 1.00
01:24:54.660 roughhousing
01:24:55.780 and deciding to
01:24:56.400 carry me around
01:24:57.160 he dropped me
01:24:59.180 accidentally
01:24:59.900 and i landed
01:25:00.940 on my left
01:25:01.660 wrist
01:25:02.600 badly
01:25:03.540 and i completely
01:25:04.360 snapped the radius
01:25:05.580 and ulna
01:25:06.260 and it never healed
01:25:07.440 correctly
01:25:07.840 so i go like this
01:25:08.560 i can feel
01:25:09.140 the bones
01:25:10.220 like clicking in there
01:25:11.160 and i can
01:25:11.560 do we need all this
01:25:12.260 extraneous info
01:25:13.080 i don't know
01:25:13.560 well i can comport
01:25:14.560 my wrist
01:25:15.220 he doesn't know
01:25:15.980 he has no clue
01:25:17.280 on why he's telling us
01:25:18.500 this
01:25:18.900 this
01:25:19.220 this
01:25:20.000 this obviously
01:25:21.160 fictitious story
01:25:21.980 is to demonstrate
01:25:22.580 that he weighed 38 pounds
01:25:23.720 in 2nd grade
01:25:24.360 which he did
01:25:24.760 this is why i think you lied
01:25:25.680 you tell such specific details
01:25:27.120 it's like either that
01:25:27.960 or you're just
01:25:28.480 a woman deep down inside
01:25:30.080 because this is a woman's story
01:25:31.280 you want me to call my mom
01:25:31.940 right now to confirm it
01:25:32.980 yes
01:25:33.380 don't
01:25:35.220 don't send us
01:25:36.360 with a good time
01:25:37.140 if your mom can hear us
01:25:38.700 we are going to ruin 0.98
01:25:39.580 your relationship
01:25:40.180 so be very cautious
01:25:41.380 no she can't
01:25:42.220 i got headphones
01:25:43.900 call her
01:25:44.800 call her right now
01:25:45.420 i need to hear
01:25:46.040 i want to put this thing
01:25:47.480 back up
01:25:47.780 because i would
01:25:48.200 this kid
01:25:49.080 right
01:25:49.420 he's what
01:25:50.180 probably like 2
01:25:50.920 maybe
01:25:51.420 no one and a half
01:25:52.660 that's an 8
01:25:53.640 9 month old dude
01:25:54.680 no it's not
01:25:55.760 no that's like a 6 month old
01:25:56.880 they're not standing
01:25:58.840 at 6 months 0.99
01:25:59.480 like what the fuck 0.99
01:26:00.120 are you talking about 0.99
01:26:00.500 he's just barely able
01:26:02.040 to stand
01:26:02.340 that's a 9 month old baby
01:26:03.380 yeah that's a big 1.00
01:26:03.640 motherfucker 1.00
01:26:04.140 he probably didn't 1.00
01:26:05.420 start walking
01:26:05.800 at 6 months
01:26:06.560 yeah this
01:26:07.820 no this baby's
01:26:08.540 no no no 1.00
01:26:09.440 you're fucking out 0.99
01:26:10.800 top you have 2 kids 1.00
01:26:12.320 look at the fat rolls
01:26:14.380 over his wrist
01:26:15.160 that's like 6 month old
01:26:16.380 he's just huge
01:26:17.180 no he's just a big 0.93
01:26:18.660 yeah he's just a fat 1.00
01:26:19.860 fucking baby 1.00
01:26:20.380 he's 9 months 1.00
01:26:21.140 that's a 9 month baby
01:26:22.000 why don't we ask his dad
01:26:23.260 ask his dad how old he is
01:26:24.440 oh you gotta find him first
01:26:26.260 knowledge
01:26:29.600 nah I never
01:26:30.540 never heard of him
01:26:31.300 why don't you ask
01:26:31.900 why don't you ask
01:26:32.600 the baby's son
01:26:33.400 how old he is
01:26:34.060 Jesus
01:26:34.320 that looks like
01:26:35.020 he already has a job
01:26:36.160 at like FedEx 0.97
01:26:37.240 or some shit 0.99
01:26:37.820 this is an 18 month old baby 1.00
01:26:41.200 I would say
01:26:41.780 this is an 18 month old 1.00
01:26:42.740 this motherfucker's 1.00
01:26:43.640 working for the TSA already 1.00
01:26:44.780 but it also
01:26:45.500 at least
01:26:47.160 at least
01:26:47.680 at least
01:26:49.380 he took
01:26:51.140 the whole joke
01:26:51.900 and made it land
01:26:52.760 he did
01:26:53.540 it leads to the question
01:26:55.480 though like
01:26:55.880 when does baby fat
01:26:56.840 just become fat
01:26:57.800 it's solid
01:26:59.420 you can tell
01:26:59.900 this fat is not fat
01:27:01.020 like if you picked him up
01:27:01.960 from the middle
01:27:02.420 it would be like
01:27:03.480 you know
01:27:03.840 you're right
01:27:04.320 because usually
01:27:05.240 it takes years
01:27:06.040 to create that hard fat
01:27:07.420 like when fat people
01:27:08.280 have the hard
01:27:09.100 this is like
01:27:09.660 it went straight
01:27:10.440 to hard fat
01:27:11.120 yeah
01:27:11.540 it's just a solid
01:27:12.500 like
01:27:12.920 Jesus
01:27:14.080 is it a girl
01:27:14.760 or is it a boy
01:27:15.720 no it's a boy
01:27:16.560 that's a boy
01:27:17.380 it's a boy dude
01:27:18.400 I think I saw
01:27:19.040 I think the woman
01:27:20.780 who's filming this right now
01:27:21.800 is Sandra Bullock
01:27:22.580 I'm pretty sure
01:27:23.140 right
01:27:23.360 what
01:27:25.140 that's funny 0.99
01:27:25.880 that was so dumb 0.99
01:27:30.220 I loved it 0.97
01:27:30.800 I like the idea
01:27:31.740 of Sandra Bullock
01:27:32.540 adopting a black baby 0.65
01:27:34.280 and just feeding it 1.00
01:27:35.160 to obesity
01:27:35.820 the crazy part is
01:27:37.840 like
01:27:38.140 their stomach size
01:27:39.920 didn't change
01:27:40.540 from when she got
01:27:41.040 them from Africa
01:27:41.900 everything else
01:27:45.260 just got bigger
01:27:45.920 do you guys want
01:27:48.840 to talk about
01:27:49.120 the China Festo
01:27:50.920 I don't know
01:27:51.680 I don't know
01:27:52.200 if it's real
01:27:52.860 no it's real
01:27:54.100 there's a bunch
01:27:54.800 of the cops
01:27:55.560 that got paid
01:27:56.540 to release it
01:27:57.560 got suspended today
01:27:58.520 so it's definitely real 0.99
01:27:59.320 oh fuck 0.99
01:27:59.800 I saw it seem 1.00
01:28:01.640 pretty funny
01:28:02.380 in that it was like
01:28:03.280 they used hilarious words
01:28:04.660 but that's about it
01:28:05.640 wait they paid
01:28:06.620 they paid cops
01:28:07.400 to release it
01:28:08.160 yeah Crowder
01:28:09.080 Crowder paid off
01:28:09.840 the cops I think
01:28:10.980 paid them off
01:28:12.340 did he pay them
01:28:16.200 or did Hamas
01:28:16.820 pay them off
01:28:17.700 I don't know
01:28:18.960 this is the tranny 0.88
01:28:20.060 bro he put his 1.00
01:28:20.840 fucking 1.00
01:28:21.220 he put his watermark 1.00
01:28:22.760 on it
01:28:23.140 that is such a
01:28:24.020 my favorite part
01:28:26.880 about it by far
01:28:27.780 is the three
01:28:28.420 exclamation points
01:28:29.380 and the double
01:28:30.200 underline
01:28:30.760 under kill 1.00
01:28:31.340 those kids 1.00
01:28:32.260 it's like
01:28:32.920 as if
01:28:33.620 remember this
01:28:34.920 might have forgotten
01:28:36.600 otherwise
01:28:37.260 Clint would you
01:28:38.020 like to do
01:28:38.620 the honors 1.00
01:28:39.000 fuck you 1.00
01:28:39.960 faggots 1.00
01:28:40.460 would you like 1.00
01:28:41.600 to read
01:28:42.200 the trans
01:28:42.780 from Audrey Hale
01:28:44.460 I feel like
01:28:45.320 we're going to have
01:28:45.740 to take this
01:28:46.260 we'll have to
01:28:46.800 take this stream
01:28:47.340 down immediately
01:28:48.120 after because
01:28:48.760 this will probably
01:28:49.380 get you flagged
01:28:50.320 yes it will
01:28:51.260 February 3rd
01:28:52.800 of 2023
01:28:53.840 do you guys
01:28:54.460 know when the
01:28:54.800 shooting was
01:28:55.700 was it March 0.99
01:28:56.280 how the fuck 0.99
01:28:57.420 did you get 0.99
01:28:57.900 those awesome 1.00
01:28:58.720 ass 1.00
01:28:59.020 I assume
01:28:59.580 it was after
01:29:00.080 too because
01:29:00.740 the person
01:29:01.140 was dead
01:29:01.660 after this
01:29:02.140 how do you
01:29:03.440 get the
01:29:03.720 SS symbols
01:29:04.520 on your 1.00
01:29:05.040 fucking 1.00
01:29:05.380 that's crazy 0.99
01:29:06.140 he's right
01:29:06.900 this guy's
01:29:07.320 right
01:29:07.620 yo
01:29:08.140 I don't know
01:29:08.680 how he got
01:29:08.960 the lightning
01:29:09.300 bolts
01:29:09.620 pretty cool
01:29:10.140 yeah that's
01:29:10.640 pretty dope
01:29:11.280 well
01:29:12.720 we compliment
01:29:14.360 your name
01:29:14.860 you have to
01:29:15.180 like us
01:29:15.580 all right
01:29:16.380 so
01:29:16.780 2323 1.00
01:29:17.880 kill those 1.00
01:29:18.400 kids 1.00
01:29:18.700 those crackers
01:29:19.780 going to
01:29:20.680 private fancy
01:29:21.320 schools
01:29:21.740 with those
01:29:22.180 fancy khakis
01:29:23.040 and sports
01:29:24.020 backpacks
01:29:25.300 lol there
01:29:26.940 money daddies
01:29:29.580 mustangs
01:29:30.300 and convertibles 1.00
01:29:31.160 fuck you 1.00
01:29:31.860 little shits 1.00
01:29:32.360 I wish you 1.00
01:29:32.980 there
01:29:33.420 yeah he said
01:29:34.260 lol there
01:29:35.140 oh with there
01:29:36.020 you're such 1.00
01:29:38.060 a fucking 1.00
01:29:38.520 boomer 1.00
01:29:39.100 fuck you 1.00
01:29:43.200 little shits 1.00
01:29:43.740 I wish to 1.00
01:29:44.260 shoot your 1.00
01:29:45.280 weak ass 1.00
01:29:47.000 dicks with 1.00
01:29:47.760 your mop 0.99
01:29:48.340 yellow hair
01:29:49.040 is the CIA
01:29:50.000 outsourcing the
01:29:50.740 Indians now 1.00
01:29:51.300 what the fuck 1.00
01:29:51.780 is that 0.99
01:29:52.260 I wish to 1.00
01:29:53.200 shoot your 1.00
01:29:53.520 weak ass 1.00
01:29:53.960 dicks with 1.00
01:29:54.400 your mop 0.99
01:29:54.780 yellow hair 1.00
01:29:55.480 wanna kill 1.00
01:29:56.700 all you 1.00
01:29:56.980 little crackers
01:29:57.620 bunch of 1.00
01:29:58.160 little faggots 1.00
01:29:58.740 with your 1.00
01:29:59.060 white privileges 1.00
01:29:59.820 fuck you 1.00
01:30:00.360 faggots 1.00
01:30:00.800 all right 1.00
01:30:01.060 there we go 1.00
01:30:01.360 kill those 1.00
01:30:01.560 kids 1.00
01:30:01.840 those crackers
01:30:02.420 going to
01:30:03.020 private fancy
01:30:03.800 school
01:30:04.100 to those
01:30:04.460 fancy khakis
01:30:05.360 and sports
01:30:05.900 backpacks
01:30:06.580 if Crowder's 1.00
01:30:08.180 gay ass 1.00
01:30:08.640 came up to me 1.00
01:30:09.460 as a cop
01:30:10.540 and he was
01:30:11.140 like
01:30:11.340 I'll pay you
01:30:12.340 for the
01:30:12.620 trans manifesto
01:30:13.700 I'd be like
01:30:14.360 how much
01:30:15.180 and then he
01:30:15.620 probably paid
01:30:16.160 like enough
01:30:17.660 for these guys
01:30:18.140 to get suspended
01:30:18.780 and be fine
01:30:19.400 with it
01:30:19.760 so they're like
01:30:20.520 yeah sure
01:30:20.880 and they're like
01:30:21.220 yo just 0.99
01:30:21.520 fucking write 1.00
01:30:22.000 some dumb 1.00
01:30:22.480 shit on a paper 1.00
01:30:23.140 and give it 1.00
01:30:23.840 to Steven Crowder
01:30:24.480 and there you
01:30:25.000 go
01:30:25.200 this is what
01:30:25.700 they got
01:30:26.040 I just feel
01:30:27.620 bad because
01:30:28.040 this kid's
01:30:28.440 gonna fail
01:30:28.980 like the
01:30:29.380 penmanship
01:30:29.720 class
01:30:30.180 this is
01:30:30.580 really bad
01:30:31.420 I don't know
01:30:32.240 if this kid
01:30:32.800 didn't do
01:30:33.080 anything else
01:30:33.460 but I don't
01:30:33.840 think
01:30:34.020 they're dead 1.00
01:30:35.440 oh damn 1.00
01:30:37.060 I didn't know 0.99
01:30:37.480 that man
01:30:37.820 I was really
01:30:38.440 I was really
01:30:38.900 worried for
01:30:39.400 you're probably
01:30:40.360 the only one
01:30:40.880 who's actually
01:30:41.360 really followed
01:30:42.040 this
01:30:42.260 is there
01:30:42.480 is there
01:30:42.780 more to this
01:30:43.440 or just
01:30:43.820 this
01:30:44.100 literally
01:30:44.440 just this
01:30:44.880 one page
01:30:45.240 there's three
01:30:46.280 there's three
01:30:46.780 pages
01:30:47.260 it like
01:30:49.200 yeah it's
01:30:49.680 basically
01:30:49.920 but it's
01:30:50.280 like this
01:30:50.620 is basically
01:30:51.180 kind of
01:30:51.820 the vibe
01:30:52.580 of the
01:30:52.880 yeah
01:30:53.160 there's
01:30:54.240 nothing
01:30:54.400 more to
01:30:54.740 the story 1.00
01:30:55.100 fucking 1.00
01:30:55.480 whack-ass 1.00
01:30:56.380 like me 0.98
01:30:56.880 I mean
01:30:57.320 it's funny
01:30:57.760 because like 1.00
01:30:58.140 haha faggots 1.00
01:30:58.840 but like 1.00
01:30:59.440 really
01:31:00.260 you're gonna 1.00
01:31:00.600 go kill 1.00
01:31:00.960 a bunch 1.00
01:31:01.200 of people
01:31:01.520 and this
01:31:01.760 is what
01:31:02.000 you leave
01:31:02.400 us with
01:31:02.900 by the way
01:31:03.340 the shooting
01:31:04.040 was on
01:31:04.480 March 27th
01:31:04.620 this isn't even
01:31:04.960 a good manifesto
01:31:05.960 like they say
01:31:06.400 manifesto
01:31:07.220 when you say
01:31:07.940 manifesto
01:31:08.280 I think of
01:31:08.860 like they put
01:31:10.120 down like
01:31:10.780 their beliefs
01:31:11.460 and their
01:31:11.780 thoughts
01:31:12.140 and you go
01:31:12.380 like oh
01:31:12.780 this is why
01:31:13.420 and you have
01:31:13.840 like he's
01:31:14.140 just going
01:31:14.420 like they're 1.00
01:31:15.880 faggots 1.00
01:31:16.660 which honestly 1.00
01:31:17.320 actually you know
01:31:18.320 what I just
01:31:18.960 I just talked
01:31:19.460 myself into it
01:31:20.140 this is great
01:31:20.480 I respect it
01:31:21.740 this is better
01:31:22.900 than Ted K
01:31:23.660 going like oh
01:31:24.460 the industrial
01:31:24.940 revolution and
01:31:25.640 like has like 0.98
01:31:26.300 fucking like 0.97
01:31:27.400 sources 0.99
01:31:27.880 they're just 0.95
01:31:29.220 like I killed 1.00
01:31:29.720 them because 1.00
01:31:29.940 they're faggots 1.00
01:31:30.480 my first reaction 1.00
01:31:33.180 to seeing this
01:31:34.100 uh
01:31:34.320 manifesto
01:31:35.020 was actually
01:31:35.480 like I have
01:31:35.960 more respect
01:31:36.560 for this kid
01:31:37.200 now than I
01:31:37.740 did before
01:31:38.380 oh there's still
01:31:39.740 another manifesto
01:31:40.500 out there
01:31:40.860 I really hope
01:31:41.540 that one also 1.00
01:31:42.200 has just faggots 1.00
01:31:43.060 it just says 1.00
01:31:44.180 it just goes
01:31:44.640 like the manifesto 0.63
01:31:45.960 just I killed 1.00
01:31:46.560 them because 1.00
01:31:46.940 they're gay 0.98
01:31:47.540 and it's just 0.99
01:31:48.020 like that's
01:31:48.360 what it says
01:31:49.080 like you know 0.97
01:31:50.600 how gay it is 0.99
01:31:51.200 to want to put 1.00
01:31:51.620 your penis 1.00
01:31:52.000 in a vagina 1.00
01:31:52.620 I just think 0.99
01:31:54.840 this wasn't even
01:31:55.700 a good
01:31:56.140 like none of
01:31:57.220 this was good
01:31:57.820 the whole thing
01:31:58.600 that this person
01:31:59.440 did wasn't great
01:32:00.740 and it's because
01:32:01.160 they're a woman 0.77
01:32:01.620 posing as a man
01:32:02.880 so they're doing
01:32:03.760 like a half-assed
01:32:04.540 job
01:32:05.000 and that's really
01:32:06.100 what this comes
01:32:06.560 across all the way
01:32:07.200 from the killing
01:32:07.920 all the way
01:32:08.460 to the manifesto
01:32:10.320 I'm surprised
01:32:10.960 they racked up
01:32:11.520 any kills
01:32:12.140 for a biological 0.99
01:32:12.660 woman to 0.98
01:32:13.280 successfully
01:32:14.280 assassinate anything
01:32:15.820 is kind of
01:32:16.440 amazing
01:32:16.740 kind of
01:32:18.100 yeah
01:32:19.220 I agree
01:32:20.080 do we believe
01:32:21.420 this
01:32:21.820 like maybe
01:32:22.660 I'm too schizo 0.79
01:32:23.320 but I'm just
01:32:23.840 like I don't
01:32:24.300 even believe
01:32:24.840 this is real
01:32:25.400 no
01:32:25.660 I mean I don't
01:32:26.340 believe it either
01:32:27.120 I don't know
01:32:28.060 I believe it
01:32:29.260 because the
01:32:30.260 misspellings
01:32:30.920 because Crowder
01:32:31.920 told me
01:32:32.900 no the
01:32:34.120 paymentship is so
01:32:34.860 bad and the
01:32:35.480 spellings I
01:32:36.040 really think
01:32:36.460 this is like
01:32:36.960 only a kid
01:32:37.680 that could 0.68
01:32:38.080 that went
01:32:38.500 through the
01:32:38.880 school in the
01:32:39.500 pandemic
01:32:39.880 has this
01:32:40.540 level of
01:32:41.400 education
01:32:41.840 yeah
01:32:42.720 I don't know
01:32:43.500 I mean
01:32:43.940 yeah
01:32:44.500 it's bad
01:32:46.360 all right
01:32:46.680 what else we
01:32:47.000 got
01:32:47.660 we got
01:32:49.220 old teacher
01:32:50.240 sexual assault
01:32:50.980 and I think
01:32:51.480 we're out of
01:32:51.800 here
01:32:51.960 all right
01:32:52.500 let's do it
01:32:53.900 he's going to
01:32:55.060 be so happy
01:32:55.920 after this
01:32:56.280 because we
01:32:56.640 hit every
01:32:57.340 topic
01:32:57.860 yeah I know
01:32:58.540 this is like 0.51
01:32:59.080 a toad
01:32:59.580 I feel really
01:33:00.480 bad
01:33:00.680 if you don't
01:33:01.180 like this
01:33:01.640 episode
01:33:02.100 blame toad
01:33:02.940 because this
01:33:03.280 is like
01:33:03.480 I feel
01:33:03.980 complete
01:33:04.840 no no
01:33:05.560 you blame
01:33:06.340 blame
01:33:06.840 every one of
01:33:08.620 us for dropping
01:33:09.260 all these things
01:33:09.860 in the chat
01:33:10.520 Wisconsin teacher
01:33:11.660 75 gets
01:33:12.620 10 years
01:33:13.220 from a
01:33:13.580 repeatedly
01:33:14.020 sexually 0.93
01:33:14.540 assaulting
01:33:15.020 14 year
01:33:15.620 old boy
01:33:16.080 in school
01:33:16.500 basement
01:33:16.960 definitely
01:33:17.960 jail
01:33:18.260 jail
01:33:19.800 yeah
01:33:20.540 definitely
01:33:21.020 jail
01:33:21.300 I can't
01:33:24.500 tell
01:33:24.680 we're asking
01:33:26.100 is it justified
01:33:27.020 for a long time
01:33:28.400 when did she do it
01:33:29.500 there is a line
01:33:31.500 that you can cross
01:33:33.100 below
01:33:33.720 you go to jail
01:33:34.740 above you don't
01:33:35.480 go to jail
01:33:35.920 no no no
01:33:36.440 hear me out
01:33:37.540 repeatedly
01:33:39.640 is where
01:33:40.440 I start to go
01:33:41.780 hmm
01:33:42.360 my eyebrow lifts
01:33:43.220 when I see
01:33:43.640 repeatedly
01:33:44.140 because this
01:33:44.680 14 year old
01:33:45.500 went back for
01:33:46.560 seconds
01:33:46.940 if you know
01:33:47.400 what I'm saying
01:33:47.780 look at this
01:33:49.480 lady's face
01:33:50.080 he can't consent 0.98
01:33:51.020 if she's ugly 1.00
01:33:51.740 and you have to 0.98
01:33:52.620 school
01:33:52.940 he can't consent
01:33:54.060 if she's old 0.62
01:33:54.720 like hideous
01:33:55.280 that's one of mine 0.92
01:33:55.800 ugly like ugly 1.00
01:33:56.920 like you're just 1.00
01:33:57.480 that looks like
01:33:57.840 a lunch lady 0.99
01:33:58.460 that was giving out 1.00
01:33:59.620 fucking free handies 0.99
01:34:00.720 and now everyone's 0.99
01:34:01.500 looking a gift horse
01:34:02.180 in the mouth 0.56
01:34:02.640 that's what I think
01:34:03.340 what is that on her chin
01:34:04.640 does it say what
01:34:07.000 it's it's it's the
01:34:08.480 it's the cold sore 1.00
01:34:09.240 from sucking dick 1.00
01:34:10.400 it really does look 1.00
01:34:13.480 it looks like 1.00
01:34:14.180 the shit 1.00
01:34:14.560 from the 14 year old's ass 1.00
01:34:15.920 that just 1.00
01:34:16.300 left on his lip
01:34:17.760 what does it actually say
01:34:19.080 of a private school
01:34:20.200 in the basement
01:34:20.880 yeah a private
01:34:21.460 baptist school
01:34:22.160 by the way
01:34:22.560 that's my people
01:34:23.300 what a nightmare 1.00
01:34:24.820 getting raped 1.00
01:34:25.560 by that bitch 1.00
01:34:26.240 in the basement 1.00
01:34:26.820 can you rape 0.99
01:34:28.540 I mean 0.99
01:34:29.060 at 14
01:34:30.080 I would have 1.00
01:34:30.520 fucked this bitch up 1.00
01:34:31.360 so so so 1.00
01:34:32.000 it's a psychological thing
01:34:33.620 of forcing the 14 year old
01:34:35.080 student to repeatedly
01:34:35.680 engage in sex
01:34:36.560 so it was
01:34:37.200 it was just sex
01:34:37.940 right
01:34:38.140 oh sex 0.73
01:34:38.480 oh 0.77
01:34:39.060 I thought for sure
01:34:40.620 it was a hand job 0.99
01:34:41.500 or a blow job 1.00
01:34:42.080 you give me shit 1.00
01:34:43.120 even me 1.00
01:34:44.120 as a kid
01:34:44.680 I would not 1.00
01:34:45.120 you sick fuck 1.00
01:34:46.100 no I wouldn't 1.00
01:34:47.020 not even
01:34:48.180 as a 14 year old
01:34:48.880 I'm saying
01:34:49.220 I would beat 1.00
01:34:49.740 this bitch's ass 1.00
01:34:50.340 not fuck her 1.00
01:34:50.920 I'm not saying 1.00
01:34:51.340 I'd fucking hit 0.99
01:34:54.320 I'm calling bullshit 1.00
01:34:56.520 on the whole narrative 0.97
01:34:57.320 I'm just saying
01:34:57.920 if I'm a 14 year old
01:34:58.960 I'm not getting 1.00
01:34:59.640 fucking raped twice 1.00
01:35:00.660 by this old 1.00
01:35:01.360 grandma looking 1.00
01:35:01.960 motherfucker 1.00
01:35:02.400 like it ain't happening 1.00
01:35:03.240 oh no yeah 1.00
01:35:03.740 he was a sick fuck 1.00
01:35:04.520 he was into it 1.00
01:35:05.220 see
01:35:05.640 but still
01:35:07.400 you know
01:35:08.740 the way
01:35:09.120 consent works
01:35:10.580 he was under
01:35:12.300 18
01:35:12.720 she should go to jail
01:35:14.120 she should go to jail
01:35:15.240 for the rest of her 1.00
01:35:16.080 fucking god forsaken life 1.00
01:35:17.260 but my point is 1.00
01:35:17.960 this kid's a real pussy though 1.00
01:35:19.560 yeah he's a pussy 1.00
01:35:20.640 like I don't think 1.00
01:35:21.220 he can send it up
01:35:21.920 for this at all 0.98
01:35:22.540 dude you got raped 0.99
01:35:23.380 multiple times 1.00
01:35:24.400 by a fucking 1.00
01:35:25.000 80 year old bitch 1.00
01:35:26.400 no I think he legit got raped 1.00
01:35:27.960 I think he was liking it 0.61
01:35:29.340 I think he was into it
01:35:29.860 I don't think he was
01:35:31.500 he likes it a lot 1.00
01:35:32.460 don't wrinkle pussy man 1.00
01:35:33.820 psychologically 1.00
01:35:34.580 these women 0.99
01:35:36.060 in this kind of a church
01:35:37.220 like that
01:35:37.620 I could understand
01:35:38.200 the psychological power
01:35:39.140 she has over him
01:35:39.960 and that's the creepy part
01:35:41.880 honestly I'm not gonna lie
01:35:43.400 because I do remember
01:35:44.380 I was in church one time
01:35:45.920 and the
01:35:46.460 oh the memories are coming back
01:35:48.080 the old organ player
01:35:50.160 like 1.00
01:35:50.900 I'm talking old bitch 1.00
01:35:52.240 old and fat 1.00
01:35:53.240 leaned over 0.98
01:35:54.200 and her dress came down 0.99
01:35:55.080 I just saw like
01:35:56.000 fat
01:35:56.960 like 1.00
01:35:57.340 you know fat old titties 0.99
01:35:58.840 oh I haven't been touched 0.99
01:35:59.660 in so long 0.99
01:36:00.560 fat old titties 0.99
01:36:01.480 it's just 1.00
01:36:02.220 it's like
01:36:02.720 two pieces of skin
01:36:03.960 and a line
01:36:04.760 in between
01:36:05.320 and I just saw that
01:36:06.640 but you can smell the dust
01:36:08.080 in between them
01:36:08.720 and my 13 year old
01:36:11.280 peter got hard
01:36:12.080 just like
01:36:13.220 like so like
01:36:16.500 I can understand
01:36:17.180 I guess
01:36:17.700 if like he 0.94
01:36:18.360 smells like morph balls 0.97
01:36:19.400 cause he 0.94
01:36:20.480 but then that's the same time
01:36:21.220 then you think about it later
01:36:22.220 and you're like 0.99
01:36:22.500 that's fucking gross 1.00
01:36:23.420 like that's disgusting shit 1.00
01:36:24.480 a couple Werther's originals 0.99
01:36:25.860 from 1925
01:36:26.800 fallout
01:36:27.620 I guess I like
01:36:28.800 say me as a 14 year old
01:36:30.240 wouldn't do that
01:36:30.780 but I don't really know
01:36:32.140 like
01:36:32.520 you know what I mean
01:36:33.880 like I get that
01:36:34.880 like there have
01:36:35.460 like I do remember
01:36:36.260 getting like
01:36:36.600 no reason boners 0.88
01:36:37.480 just cause my old teacher
01:36:38.540 walked by
01:36:39.060 when I was like 13
01:36:40.060 you know
01:36:40.560 also is this
01:36:41.520 is this poor kid 0.99
01:36:42.280 fucked up for life now 1.00
01:36:43.400 can he only have sex 1.00
01:36:44.540 is he 0.99
01:36:44.920 is this what happened to Reed
01:36:46.560 I was just thinking
01:36:47.420 the same thing
01:36:47.960 well you know
01:36:48.480 you know what
01:36:48.800 this kid's gonna do
01:36:49.320 he grew up baptist too
01:36:50.300 same thing as me
01:36:51.400 this kid is going to get a job
01:36:53.180 at a nursing home 1.00
01:36:54.240 and he's gonna start raping 1.00
01:36:55.240 all the residents 1.00
01:36:55.920 oh my
01:36:56.220 like a badly timed
01:36:57.820 no reason boner 0.98
01:36:58.800 could be what caused this
01:36:59.920 like
01:37:00.240 like you remember
01:37:01.100 like an NIV
01:37:02.140 it was math class
01:37:02.660 and she saw it
01:37:03.640 like all it would take
01:37:05.240 is him have a no reason boner 0.82
01:37:06.560 and then she's come up
01:37:07.320 and see that hard on 1.00
01:37:08.280 and then him as a dumb kid 1.00
01:37:10.180 would just be like 1.00
01:37:10.640 oh god
01:37:11.180 that feels good
01:37:12.420 yeah you're right
01:37:13.720 do you think it feels good
01:37:14.580 yeah dude
01:37:15.160 math used to give me a boner
01:37:16.420 so
01:37:16.760 I don't understand that 1.00
01:37:18.240 can your dick 1.00
01:37:19.140 dick touch as a 12 year old 1.00
01:37:20.780 or a 13 year old
01:37:21.620 yeah probably
01:37:22.020 no no
01:37:22.320 but put it into an old 1.00
01:37:23.560 crusty pussy 1.00
01:37:24.260 oh god 1.00
01:37:24.820 oh jeez
01:37:25.880 old
01:37:26.880 drop
01:37:27.500 I'm just saying
01:37:28.220 13, 14 year old yourself
01:37:30.380 like I
01:37:30.940 you don't even know
01:37:31.620 I don't even know
01:37:32.800 I don't know if I do it
01:37:33.280 I don't know if I do it
01:37:34.100 I don't know 1.00
01:37:34.380 you don't know what pussy 1.00
01:37:35.440 you don't know what pussy feels like 1.00
01:37:36.520 you're assuming what her pussy feels like 1.00
01:37:38.200 what if she could still get it wet man 1.00
01:37:39.480 what if she still got that
01:37:40.480 you know
01:37:40.980 that grippy
01:37:41.920 what if she got that granny grippy 1.00
01:37:43.700 she just takes a bottle of like lube 0.99
01:37:45.660 and just shut it up there 1.00
01:37:46.420 and just squeezes 0.92
01:37:47.360 and then just like
01:37:47.980 alright come here little boy
01:37:49.260 it's cold
01:37:50.060 let grandma take care of you 1.00
01:37:51.920 it's cold
01:37:52.420 she got that granny 1.00
01:37:52.980 gushy grippy
01:37:54.180 it's been like
01:37:55.640 it's been like
01:37:56.580 it's dead actually
01:37:57.940 it's just like gangres
01:37:58.880 it's just cold
01:38:01.520 and like just cold
01:38:03.000 listen you never know 1.00
01:38:04.180 she might have a nice pussy 1.00
01:38:05.400 like we just don't know 1.00
01:38:06.700 especially crazy people like that 0.95
01:38:08.220 people crazy enough to do that 0.90
01:38:09.220 they got the grippy
01:38:09.860 she might 0.99
01:38:10.760 so I think you guys are
01:38:11.920 this is true
01:38:12.480 it's like
01:38:13.200 I feel like he would get like 0.99
01:38:14.720 some type of like dick rash 0.98
01:38:16.280 but like from like 0.95
01:38:17.100 not from like
01:38:18.360 any STDs
01:38:19.700 just from literally rubbing
01:38:20.740 his
01:38:21.120 from the grit 0.99
01:38:21.720 the sandpaper pussy 1.00
01:38:24.200 I told you 1.00
01:38:24.740 it's the gritty pussy 1.00
01:38:25.780 it's coming back 1.00
01:38:26.780 the gritty gritty
01:38:28.300 she was the organ player
01:38:29.640 I do
01:38:29.960 yes
01:38:30.260 I remember her
01:38:31.340 she had
01:38:31.800 she had a hot granddaughter too 1.00
01:38:34.300 well
01:38:34.620 not the only organ she's mastered 0.99
01:38:36.660 old pussy 1.00
01:38:37.480 let's do the 1.00
01:38:40.720 let's do the chick bodybuilder 1.00
01:38:42.020 I don't want to hand it on
01:38:42.900 oh yeah yeah
01:38:43.820 that's what we had to end on 1.00
01:38:45.040 let's not end it on old pussy 1.00
01:38:46.460 that's awful 1.00
01:38:47.480 end it on muscular 0.99
01:38:49.800 fucking roided out 0.99
01:38:51.700 yeah 0.99
01:38:52.200 cause I have the argument
01:38:53.140 I have an argument for this one
01:38:54.580 I have an argument
01:38:55.140 cause you guys are like
01:38:56.940 obviously immediately jumping on me
01:38:58.220 being like
01:38:58.640 no I
01:38:58.940 okay this
01:38:59.480 now this is
01:39:00.940 how does this go
01:39:02.560 that's a dude
01:39:03.600 yeah it's a dude right
01:39:05.220 100%
01:39:05.940 unfortunately yeah
01:39:07.360 my uh
01:39:07.920 my fantasies have been destroyed
01:39:09.940 hit up soad
01:39:10.540 alright
01:39:11.900 toad
01:39:12.460 are you bringing up that video
01:39:13.560 someone bring up that video 0.99
01:39:14.560 it's right here
01:39:15.340 alright
01:39:15.680 alright
01:39:16.000 that is a dude
01:39:23.960 the back
01:39:24.500 is atrocity
01:39:25.020 the back
01:39:25.340 the back
01:39:25.820 is the back
01:39:26.320 no
01:39:26.680 amazing
01:39:27.320 I wish I had that back
01:39:29.420 those arms 0.98
01:39:32.440 are ridiculous 0.99
01:39:33.580 or muted at least 0.99
01:39:35.460 yeah
01:39:35.880 alright
01:39:36.160 I said I'd hit
01:39:38.020 but just for the novelty
01:39:39.260 it's not like I like that
01:39:40.860 I'm not so sure
01:39:41.700 that that's a guy
01:39:42.520 that's a girl 0.98
01:39:43.180 I mean if it's a girl 0.76
01:39:44.720 that's a woman bodybuilder 1.00
01:39:47.560 100%
01:39:48.080 that's what they look like
01:39:48.980 I said
01:39:49.300 if she laid off the test
01:39:50.920 like stopped taking tests 1.00
01:39:52.200 fucking you know 1.00
01:39:53.280 started eating more 1.00
01:39:54.420 maybe laid off
01:39:55.160 chilled out the gym a little bit
01:39:56.540 we started eating more 1.00
01:39:57.900 she'd be fucking 1.00
01:39:58.220 yeah 0.99
01:39:59.260 well to put on like a little bit of fat 1.00
01:40:00.920 it's like hey bitch 1.00
01:40:02.240 stop eating protein 0.99
01:40:03.160 let's get some fats and carbs in here 1.00
01:40:04.860 like human
01:40:05.580 you know what kind of caloric intake
01:40:07.860 she must be
01:40:08.620 participating in
01:40:10.020 like it's gotta be
01:40:10.760 oh wow
01:40:12.000 I guess that's true
01:40:12.700 she probably would really need to change it
01:40:14.200 that's a question
01:40:14.660 would you rather take this chick 1.00
01:40:16.540 or the girl
01:40:17.020 oh no I'm going to
01:40:17.700 this is also
01:40:18.180 also true
01:40:18.860 she's on test 0.99
01:40:19.600 the sex drive has to be like insane 1.00
01:40:21.840 yeah 0.95
01:40:22.440 you can't tell me
01:40:24.080 that wouldn't be
01:40:24.700 that 1.00
01:40:25.400 I bet you she's an amazing fuck 1.00
01:40:27.040 yo I bet the voice is deep 1.00
01:40:28.760 and the lay is bad
01:40:30.900 she's picking you up right
01:40:33.580 she's like
01:40:34.400 you know how like
01:40:35.080 you pick up the woman 1.00
01:40:36.260 and you're like fuck 1.00
01:40:36.800 she's picking you up 1.00
01:40:38.100 and being like 1.00
01:40:38.680 that's a tall bitch too 1.00
01:40:39.840 yeah 1.00
01:40:40.840 she has heels on 0.75
01:40:41.980 is it a man
01:40:43.020 I don't
01:40:43.440 I mean also we don't really do anything for scale
01:40:45.340 those arms are insane
01:40:47.220 just from like a
01:40:48.240 like
01:40:48.960 super hero
01:40:49.840 I mean 0.99
01:40:50.940 ridiculous 0.96
01:40:51.760 she's Wonder Woman 1.00
01:40:53.360 this bitch is a jihad joke 1.00
01:40:55.340 yeah 1.00
01:40:56.060 I mean
01:40:56.600 I could probably
01:40:57.580 honestly
01:40:58.040 for us that have wives and girlfriends
01:40:59.740 you could be like
01:41:00.420 you could tell
01:41:00.920 you'd be like
01:41:01.420 listen
01:41:01.680 this is kind of like 0.99
01:41:02.480 fucking a dude really 0.99
01:41:03.460 like 0.99
01:41:03.880 it's not really like
01:41:05.780 my thought process for hitting it
01:41:07.300 is the same
01:41:07.800 that I
01:41:08.040 the reason why I'd hit 0.97
01:41:08.840 like a cute midget 1.00
01:41:09.900 because you're like
01:41:10.880 it's just like
01:41:11.860 that's something weird
01:41:13.060 or like even a really tall
01:41:15.080 cute chick 1.00
01:41:15.640 because for a beefy bitch 1.00
01:41:17.620 she's kind of cute 1.00
01:41:18.880 for a beefy bitch 1.00
01:41:20.240 this is the Andrew Tate question 1.00
01:41:21.560 this person with a vagina 1.00
01:41:23.680 no this person with a dick 1.00
01:41:25.020 or Hulk Hogan with a vagina 1.00
01:41:27.080 that kind of 1.00
01:41:29.080 am I saying that right? 1.00
01:41:29.720 that one with a dick 1.00
01:41:30.160 no 1.00
01:41:30.500 it would be like 1.00
01:41:32.680 Megan Fox with a dick 1.00
01:41:33.980 or Hulk Hogan with a vagina 1.00
01:41:34.960 that was like a really 1.00
01:41:36.160 so this person's Hulk Hogan with a vagina 1.00
01:41:38.440 no I'm deep 1.00
01:41:39.380 this is Hulk Hogan with a vagina 1.00
01:41:41.420 it's like the same week 0.99
01:41:43.020 they like 270, 6'4
01:41:44.820 truth be told
01:41:45.940 truth be told
01:41:46.480 I will agree with Jose
01:41:47.380 on one aspect of this
01:41:48.940 sick thought experiment
01:41:50.360 facial
01:41:51.360 facially
01:41:52.200 yes
01:41:53.020 very pretty
01:41:53.960 see that's what I'm saying
01:41:55.420 that's what the novelty
01:41:56.140 like normally
01:41:56.800 like a chick that's built like that 1.00
01:41:58.400 would be like no
01:41:58.840 but the face
01:41:59.540 you're like now you hit that novelty
01:42:01.440 because you're a pretty 1.00
01:42:02.560 like a buff bitch 1.00
01:42:03.720 you'll also be able to get some 0.99
01:42:04.880 crazy like gym tips too
01:42:06.580 she's like no 1.00
01:42:07.580 you're doing your clothes wrong
01:42:08.380 what's fascinating to me
01:42:09.900 is that the jaw
01:42:11.640 is still relatively feminine
01:42:13.040 and I don't know how
01:42:14.140 is this AI
01:42:15.180 everything is AI
01:42:18.320 it could be dude
01:42:19.180 counter fingers
01:42:20.300 do you think
01:42:22.080 what positions would you even do
01:42:23.860 because I'm trying to
01:42:25.140 because like if you go
01:42:26.200 if you're on top
01:42:27.560 I'll tell you
01:42:27.980 you better choose wisely
01:42:29.260 because it's the last position
01:42:30.400 you'd be doing reverse cowgirl 1.00
01:42:33.280 you can't eat her out
01:42:34.580 that's for sure
01:42:35.220 you cannot
01:42:35.560 oh yeah
01:42:36.120 your head's getting crushed
01:42:37.360 you also know how like
01:42:38.740 women would be like 1.00
01:42:39.660 give me a baby 1.00
01:42:40.200 and then wrap their legs around you 0.99
01:42:41.180 you're not getting out
01:42:42.280 like usually you can be like
01:42:43.320 ha ha they're a woman 0.96
01:42:44.000 you can get out of it
01:42:44.620 she wraps her legs around you 1.00
01:42:46.120 you're never getting out
01:42:47.380 she'll just squeeze 0.88
01:42:48.700 but fortunately
01:42:49.580 she's taking so much tests
01:42:50.700 her ovaries have probably evaporated 1.00
01:42:52.600 oh I didn't think about that
01:42:54.080 oh I didn't think about that
01:42:54.100 yeah
01:42:54.260 you talk about that grippy
01:42:55.400 she's got that vice grippy 1.00
01:42:57.000 you're never getting out of it
01:42:57.840 yeah you're never getting out of that
01:42:58.880 this could very well be AI
01:43:00.300 like this girl
01:43:01.380 just doing this
01:43:02.360 and they just put in a
01:43:03.340 no look at the fingers
01:43:04.340 they're not AI
01:43:04.960 it is snoo snoo
01:43:06.360 that's true
01:43:06.800 yeah but all it is
01:43:08.060 is editing the body
01:43:09.060 I think AI has the capability
01:43:10.700 to do that
01:43:11.520 I feel like Lainey
01:43:12.380 probably knows her
01:43:13.860 this was Lainey
01:43:15.700 early in the transition
01:43:16.600 process
01:43:17.380 that would be the perfect
01:43:19.440 that would be a definite
01:43:20.260 power couple there
01:43:21.200 Lainey and this
01:43:22.140 because it would be like
01:43:23.220 it's a
01:43:23.620 they're both like 1.00
01:43:24.440 fucking jacked 1.00
01:43:25.380 but it's like 1.00
01:43:25.820 I'm gonna be the girl
01:43:26.760 and like I just 1.00
01:43:27.560 like I'm eating your pussy 1.00
01:43:28.680 but it's like in a manly way 1.00
01:43:29.940 like in the girl manly way 0.98
01:43:31.920 it's like yeah 1.00
01:43:32.360 suck my dick kind of thing 1.00
01:43:33.600 good question 1.00
01:43:34.240 how big is her clit 1.00
01:43:35.520 gotta be huge 1.00
01:43:37.140 bigger than mine
01:43:38.420 probably too big
01:43:39.500 what I would do though
01:43:41.420 look you're gonna have to
01:43:42.560 take this down
01:43:43.120 like it's starting to make
01:43:44.380 it's like I'm getting hard
01:43:45.260 if you can cover
01:43:47.420 like the rest of her body
01:43:48.760 but just leave her face 1.00
01:43:49.860 exposed 1.00
01:43:50.440 and she'll suck her cock 1.00
01:43:52.140 like that's what I would do 1.00
01:43:53.160 so like you know
01:43:53.980 like the opposite of a
01:43:54.940 paper bagger
01:43:55.720 it's a body bagger
01:43:57.400 that's what I would do
01:43:58.080 twink face Ric Flair body
01:43:59.540 that's what I would say
01:44:00.480 that back
01:44:02.260 honestly that
01:44:03.200 like if she does
01:44:04.280 like reverse cowgirl 0.99
01:44:05.220 and you just see 1.00
01:44:06.020 that fucking 0.98
01:44:06.740 like triangle back 0.99
01:44:08.840 and she's like
01:44:09.720 yeah if she like 0.98
01:44:10.400 fucking does like 0.99
01:44:11.460 the whole like 0.99
01:44:11.960 that's why they're
01:44:12.700 if she's lat spreads 0.99
01:44:14.620 like well
01:44:15.080 and you're just like
01:44:15.880 ugh
01:44:16.260 you're not 0.55
01:44:17.460 you're not nutting
01:44:18.240 like whenever you see
01:44:19.440 the last breath
01:44:20.180 imagine legs behind the head
01:44:21.560 and this
01:44:22.380 and you're just looking at
01:44:25.500 like the muscular hamstrings
01:44:27.020 you're just like
01:44:27.780 Jesus
01:44:28.280 I didn't know
01:44:28.780 hamstrings can be
01:44:29.680 like so cut
01:44:30.820 she has like the ribbons
01:44:32.140 tattooed on her
01:44:32.940 on the back
01:44:33.460 they're flexing
01:44:36.660 you're like locked
01:44:38.000 into the calves
01:44:39.180 you know the calf muscles
01:44:40.120 they're like
01:44:40.700 oh yeah
01:44:41.140 that's what you're using
01:44:42.240 for thrust
01:44:42.840 you're just
01:44:44.600 you're not
01:44:45.140 she's like
01:44:45.520 she's topless
01:44:46.120 but you're not
01:44:46.840 you're not looking at 0.99
01:44:47.580 her tits 1.00
01:44:48.020 the calves are handles 0.99
01:44:48.740 you know
01:44:50.120 I'm talking about
01:44:50.440 like really buff ones
01:44:51.540 they're like
01:44:51.920 almost like clip
01:44:53.260 like almost like
01:44:53.900 rock climbing
01:44:54.600 yeah that's what
01:44:55.780 you'd have to do
01:44:56.300 you'd have to rock climb
01:44:57.400 it's also like
01:44:58.700 she's topless 1.00
01:44:59.600 so like her tits are out 1.00
01:45:00.720 but you're just 1.00
01:45:01.200 looking at her
01:45:01.840 like manly
01:45:02.680 like defined chest
01:45:04.180 you're just thinking
01:45:04.800 like how much
01:45:05.700 can she bench 0.83
01:45:06.540 she just sees
01:45:07.300 like god
01:45:08.580 wow she's got
01:45:09.520 nice pecs
01:45:10.320 we're gonna wrap it there
01:45:11.800 ladies and gentlemen
01:45:12.500 it has been a fun
01:45:13.540 evening Wednesday
01:45:14.840 we'll see you next
01:45:15.940 Wednesday
01:45:16.400 make sure you guys
01:45:17.440 check me out
01:45:18.060 with Luke Rutkowski
01:45:19.000 over on We Are Changed
01:45:19.940 with Vivek Ramaswamy
01:45:20.840 3 o'clock tomorrow
01:45:21.640 afternoon
01:45:21.960 it's gonna be a big one
01:45:22.760 that's it
01:45:23.460 we love you guys
01:45:24.220 if you haven't seen 1.00
01:45:25.160 my fucking 1.00
01:45:26.380 Israel-Palestine debate 1.00
01:45:27.860 with Austin Pearson
01:45:29.300 and Dave Smith
01:45:29.920 go check that out 1.00
01:45:31.200 that one was fucking dope 1.00
01:45:32.280 I have some big shit 1.00
01:45:33.600 coming soon 0.99
01:45:34.200 it's secretive though
01:45:35.160 but keep an eye out
01:45:36.480 I have something big
01:45:37.360 dropping here soon
01:45:38.060 but yeah
01:45:38.780 Tower Gang is it
01:45:39.540 tomorrow
01:45:39.560 we got Nephilim Death Squad
01:45:41.300 Nef to America
01:45:42.180 it's just gonna be me
01:45:42.920 and Dave Corvo
01:45:43.600 maybe we'll invite a guest
01:45:44.800 if Cole's not doing anything
01:45:45.940 or something like that 1.00
01:45:46.500 we're gonna shoot the shit 1.00
01:45:47.400 for like 45 minutes 1.00
01:45:48.240 and just go crazy
01:45:49.420 that's 3.30
01:45:50.360 so don't watch
01:45:50.900 I really wanted
01:45:51.540 I really wanted to do it with you
01:45:52.840 I just was like
01:45:53.800 don't watch We Are Changed
01:45:54.960 watch Nephilim Death Squad
01:45:56.100 tomorrow
01:45:56.840 by the way
01:45:58.680 I've been meaning to tell our fans
01:46:00.480 I don't know if I have said this already
01:46:01.740 but if y'all subscribe to me
01:46:02.780 I'll follow you back
01:46:03.380 so you know
01:46:04.340 give me five bucks
01:46:05.000 that's what happened 1.00
01:46:06.680 is some fucking Indian 1.00
01:46:07.980 you like did that 1.00
01:46:08.960 and you followed him
01:46:09.540 and he got all your account information
01:46:10.880 maybe that's how
01:46:11.580 he got you
01:46:12.000 maybe that's how
01:46:12.740 I will also say
01:46:13.600 if you support me
01:46:15.540 at patreon.com
01:46:16.240 snowyjose2020
01:46:17.100 and you give me your handle
01:46:17.980 I'll follow you back too
01:46:18.880 for whatever that is
01:46:19.680 I'm not following anybody back 1.00
01:46:21.780 fuck you 1.00
01:46:21.940 oh that's the only reason 1.00
01:46:22.920 why Jose follows me
01:46:24.020 god
01:46:24.320 yeah that's the only reason
01:46:25.460 I'm gonna unfollow
01:46:26.940 I'm gonna unfollow Toad 0.99
01:46:27.920 until he fucking subscribes 0.99
01:46:29.020 to my twitter 0.99
01:46:29.500 towergang.locals.com
01:46:32.460 go subscribe
01:46:33.140 send us some money 0.98
01:46:34.400 I'm doing better off dead 0.77
01:46:35.580 again tonight
01:46:36.100 follow my sports betting channel
01:46:38.060 if you're into that
01:46:39.220 and want to probably see me 1.00
01:46:40.320 commit suicide 0.98
01:46:40.920 at some point
01:46:41.700 and I was just on
01:46:42.980 Ben Weir's show
01:46:44.520 the emo and cap
01:46:45.600 shut the punk up 0.98
01:46:47.020 that dropped tonight 0.98
01:46:48.440 so it's an entire night of Toad
01:46:50.360 enjoy
01:46:51.040 oh god
01:46:51.780 can you imagine
01:46:52.580 that could be you
01:46:53.780 if you're one lucky lady
01:46:54.860 well you have anything
01:46:55.920 or are we gonna get out of it
01:46:56.780 no yeah
01:46:57.000 what's literally my life
01:46:58.620 so
01:46:59.060 at not tower
01:47:00.120 at not towergang
01:47:02.240 on twitter
01:47:02.660 sorry on instagram
01:47:03.680 yes
01:47:04.340 follow it 1.00
01:47:05.040 send me shit 1.00
01:47:05.800 I'll post it 1.00
01:47:06.580 I've been enjoying
01:47:07.620 like we've been
01:47:08.340 what's weird is the amount of women 1.00
01:47:10.160 I have in my DMs
01:47:11.140 that are sending me 1.00
01:47:11.740 fucking shit 1.00
01:47:12.360 it's very weird 1.00
01:47:13.160 and I send them all the Toad
01:47:14.580 they heard about the threesomes
01:47:15.080 dude I literally
01:47:16.260 I literally send them all the Toad
01:47:17.480 and Toad's like
01:47:17.940 new wife
01:47:18.780 and I
01:47:19.580 he's just got a whole lineup
01:47:22.280 of wives
01:47:22.820 I love it
01:47:23.420 yep
01:47:23.700 but yeah
01:47:24.360 follow there
01:47:24.880 and definitely like 1.00
01:47:25.700 just follow and send me shit 1.00
01:47:27.160 because I enjoy all the shit you send 1.00
01:47:28.820 so 1.00
01:47:29.120 yep
01:47:29.560 particularly nudes
01:47:30.860 send them a message
01:47:31.280 peace out
01:47:31.560 we'll see you next week
01:47:32.340 don't send nudes
01:47:32.980 it's the tower power hour 0.99
01:47:34.980 it's the tower power hour slut 1.00
01:47:35.620 it's the tower power hour bitch 1.00
01:47:37.280 no way jose 0.99
01:47:38.180 liberty lockdown
01:47:39.640 welcome to the tower power hour 0.99
01:47:41.020 flint bitch 1.00
01:47:41.820 reed 1.00
01:47:43.020 cole
01:47:45.620 top lobster
01:47:47.620 and toad
01:47:48.460 and toad
01:47:49.260 tower gang
01:47:49.880 tower gang
01:47:50.380 tower gang
01:47:50.460 tower gang
01:47:50.960 tower gang
01:47:51.460 tower gang
01:47:51.960 tower gang
01:47:52.460 tower gang
01:47:52.960 tower gang
01:47:53.460 tower gang
01:47:53.960 liberty lock
01:47:54.280 is truth say
01:47:55.080 same with lobster
01:47:56.420 cole and jose
01:47:57.400 toad is sick
01:47:58.780 no way jose 1.00
01:47:59.740 it's the tower power hour slut 1.00
01:48:01.500 they made dave spit 0.99
01:48:02.440 all his
01:48:02.980 tower gang
01:48:03.160 tower gang
01:48:03.980 tower gang
01:48:04.020 tower gang
01:48:04.460 tower gang
01:48:04.980 tower gang
01:48:05.480 tower gang
01:48:06.020 tower gang
01:48:06.540 tower gang
01:48:06.840 tower gang
01:48:07.380 tower gang
01:48:07.480 tower gang
01:48:07.840 tower gang
01:48:08.420 tower gang
01:48:08.920 tower gang
01:48:09.460 they speak courage
01:48:10.440 you sped
01:48:10.960 sped
01:48:11.400 more than rogan
01:48:12.440 you fed
01:48:13.460 truth Wells
01:48:14.000 weather
01:48:14.320 tim cask
01:48:15.020 hotel
01:48:15.840 more offensive
01:48:16.820 LOS
01:48:17.660 no disrespect
01:48:18.940 more offensive than LOS
01:48:20.100 no disrespect
01:48:20.920 tower gang
01:48:22.100 tower gang
01:48:22.600 tower gang
01:48:23.120 tower gang
01:48:24.400 they made dave
01:48:25.260 all his fame
01:48:26.380 tower gang
01:48:27.040 tower gang
01:48:27.520 tower gang
01:48:28.160 tower gang
01:48:28.620 tower gang
01:48:30.040 tower gang
01:48:30.400 tower gang 0.98
01:48:31.440 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that. 0.98