Tower Gang - Ep 151 - Talibros w⧸ Lord Miles Routledge

00:00:00.000 over here i'm gay

00:00:01.760 it's power gang wednesday motherfuckers

00:00:13.520 what's up retards i'm trying to start a cult here baby so i can only fit a third of my dick

00:00:21.680 into toad's pussy you want to kill me or you want to give me a bone i don't know

00:00:27.980 it's true when i say fuck the jews that means i'm horny

00:00:31.120 hello is me i'm retarded

00:00:33.660 have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they

00:00:37.580 the three of you had a threesome of some kind i was watching it and jerking off

00:00:44.680 he was a 10 in real life she's like a dead eight

00:00:52.720 louis you're like a brother to me donald trump come on tower gang

00:00:57.980 tower gang is the most offensive podcast

00:01:00.860 fat dave fuck you man

00:01:02.800 it's not what this show is about this shit is retarded

00:01:10.960 like hell yeah it's wednesday night and we're twerking up on you like a couple of monkeys in a

00:01:19.180 fucking cage what's going on guys listen we got i'm just gonna cut right right through the bullshit

00:01:24.460 we got clint here today we got toad here today we got we don't have this guy here today he's doing

00:01:30.040 something we got fucking jose in the house today and of course your gracious host co-host they're

00:01:34.880 stepping in for host top lobster and i'd be remiss if i didn't mention the man of the hour

00:01:40.680 mr taliban himself about to go back into enemy territory

00:01:44.840 mr miles ruthledge thank you for joining us sir

00:01:48.900 thank you for having me dipshits

00:01:50.940 this is gonna be fucking autistic

00:01:54.020 were the dipshits you just fucking spent four months trapped in a cave with a bunch of pedophiles

00:01:59.560 what are you talking about

00:02:00.460 no i wasn't i wasn't in israel what are you talking about

00:02:03.080 well it's kind of wild because they like little little boy penis so much that they made miles actually look like a big one of those

00:02:10.500 yeah miles is there is there anything to the bakabazi myth is that a thing

00:02:15.680 no well one of them one of them went to me and said miles you are beautiful my chocolates

00:02:20.420 and i was like i was like no i'm good my friend i'm really good uh i'm not interested i'm sorry i like i like women

00:02:27.560 i definitely like women i know like oh no problem no problem but uh you are beautiful

00:02:32.160 i'm like no no i'm good i'm good i'm good thank you

00:02:34.600 that is so interesting because mile anybody else in this situation might have been like like you're in jail

00:02:39.840 and be like fuck i gotta pull my pants but miles is a wild dude miles is just like nah i'm good

00:02:44.000 kill me if you have to i guess

00:02:45.640 just use my body afterwards you can do whatever you want but kill me first you know

00:02:50.980 this is why he shaved the head he just got too self-conscious about being too pretty

00:02:54.800 and all these taliban fallers want to fuck him yeah yeah so i wanted to uh look like a bull sack

00:03:00.700 you know so it's working quite well nailed it brother nailed it look i know you've been asked

00:03:05.800 this question every show you've been on since you got freed um yes i i have to ask a few basic

00:03:12.140 questions because i haven't seen those interviews and i need to know did did you fear for your life

00:03:16.640 you you did a great job of portraying yourself as being captured and there voluntarily it did not

00:03:23.280 seem as if it was voluntary was it and were you safe it wasn't voluntary no um i i didn't go you

00:03:30.080 know what i want to spend eight months in taliban detention that sounds like a wholesome little

00:03:34.360 holiday but uh it was actually kind of fun to be fair um it was it was noted by my friends that

00:03:41.060 the first words i said whilst in uh taliban custody was oopsie looks like we're little we're a little bit

00:03:47.380 of a pickle right here lads wait was it just you or were there other people there was a few other

00:03:54.240 people so my two friends with me for two weeks before they got released and uh apparently when

00:04:00.080 we were all discussing you know what's going on and how we feel my friend was crying on my shoulder

00:04:04.820 so i was like there there and then i would just say something like uh-oh spaghetti oh guys

00:04:09.780 so you know i kind of think back to some really deep philosophy i learned from an

00:04:17.380 east asian monk and if a rough translation goes like this live love laugh you know i mean so that

00:04:23.860 really wait wait wait wait did you put a live love laugh basic white bitch in a taliban cave and hang

00:04:30.660 it up in your house i did have it on my laptop wall uh wall screen um so they looked at they looked at

00:04:37.320 my laptop occasionally just to inspect it and they're like what does this mean miles and i was like you

00:04:41.780 don't know you don't you don't have a live love laugh let me explain to you wait so so you your

00:04:47.440 buddies were kept for two weeks but you were kept for eight months were you like the the big fish they

00:04:52.840 viewed you as a prize to get some sort of ransom or what was the logic there no they were like uh so

00:04:58.240 one of my friends went to the taiwan not under duress or anything and they just sat him down he was on

00:05:03.800 a sofa drinking some tea and they're like is there anything we need to know about miles and he said oh

00:05:08.140 he might be a spy so my friend just screwed me over playing jewish that's fucking hilarious that's

00:05:15.460 the greatest prank like well yeah he might be in the cia we don't know yeah but i i heard he loves

00:05:24.160 israel and um killing yeah i heard he was a special forces at one point or he's special or something

00:05:30.960 like that that's so fucking funny maybe that's actually what kept him alive like oh cia he's

00:05:37.960 gonna arm us now are you guys friends now like do you let that go yeah bro no that's completely chill

00:05:43.080 after like a few weeks they're like oh miles is actually chill you know to work in intelligence

00:05:48.160 you must have intelligence and doi it's lacking up here trust me yes yeah so we if we are if we ever

00:05:56.120 wind up in a taliban prison our retardation will save us yeah exactly yeah 100 man i think they'll

00:06:02.340 be they'll look at you and they'll want struggle man um and you'll find some common ground

00:06:07.200 do you are do your ears work because if you think he would be cia and not mi6 i don't know what the

00:06:15.000 fuck you're talking about i would i would be very confident that he's mi6 especially the fact that

00:06:20.520 he's going into all these fucking third world countries and like embedding himself for no apparent

00:06:25.220 reason on on holiday it's like no you're a fucking spy dude exactly no they were like they're like

00:06:30.900 why the fuck did you go to ukraine um are you selling weapons from afghanistan to ukraine constantly

00:06:36.660 and i'm like big if true but no um and and they saw the movie lord of war on my laptop they were

00:06:44.420 like lord miles lord of war is there a connection there and i was like and i was like no my friends

00:06:50.420 this is a fictional character uh it would be kind of fun and whimsical i like the idea the idea of

00:06:56.500 miles sitting down and explaining nicholas cage to like yeah you see he looks like everybody he's

00:07:01.440 actually a vampire he stole this thing called the declaration of independence um so

00:07:09.220 he's like sam hyde just constantly on the run you know uh he also stole a baby at one point

00:07:17.940 oh exactly wow he's cunning maxing what a what a face chad you know libertarian everything yeah there

00:07:24.180 was a year there was a year where nicholas cage every time i i saw him he was just doing another

00:07:28.580 nonsense movie like month after month after month brand new movie and he just he's the kind of dude that's

00:07:33.220 probably he's like you he's like fuck it let's do it he's retarded dude why is he he's stealing

00:07:39.300 everything in his movies uh think about it he's stealing babies vehicles uh historic documents

00:07:44.980 i don't know stealing a sexy toad you would know that but look at you jesus christ i'm not attracted

00:07:50.260 to black people so that disproves that i will say his his most recent movie i forget the name of it

00:07:55.620 was fucking dope as shit i mean that's not a joke at all i'm just saying go check it out the

00:07:59.460 prisoners of ghost land maybe no the one with the dude from uh the mandalorian uh there's a lot of

00:08:04.260 like memes going around where they're like in the car next to each other that shit is an hilarious

00:08:08.100 movie he's literally playing himself in that movie imagine imagine now instead of instead of them

00:08:13.860 saying uh ala akbar they go whoopsie daisy yeah oh spaghetti yes no my um my friend in taliban custody

00:08:22.580 he would go why do they keep talking about alan's snack bar i don't understand um

00:08:26.260 i was like dude you can't say that here that's a little bit you know just probably hit a microphone

00:08:32.260 or something don't be stupid you know you're just insulting their god that's not the best thing to

00:08:36.260 do right now did they ever hate you yeah that's a good question no no no chill with me no we we

00:08:42.820 honestly wrestled at one point like we did arm wrestling uh with the tanaban so i had so i had one of my

00:08:50.340 friends who was a bodybuilder just take on each one i mean eventually one guy beat him after about like

00:08:55.940 seven taliban and they said see it's the power of afghanistan

00:09:03.940 they were pretty chill to be fair um we were just goofing off a little bit like they one guy was a

00:09:09.220 wrestling instructor so he taught me some moves and that was quite cool and we were just we were just

00:09:13.860 chilling to be fair and i played like fun wars with them you know one two three four i declare fun

00:09:18.740 war and we i told them tic-tac-toe um just they didn't know tic-tac-toe no man we don't have tic-tac-toe

00:09:26.100 so i didn't categorize it as one two three four jihad i declare a jihad i mean just like

00:09:33.220 they don't need to tell they don't need to tell free to declare jihad

00:09:36.260 family hey miles you're like you're like certifiably insane right

00:09:48.980 no man i'm i'm the most sane person in england you know what i mean okay you have the nicest teeth in

00:09:55.700 england i don't know about the most sane you know what's crazy he is he is like this because i was i

00:10:00.180 was on a phone call with you and then you were you uh started talking to the doorman and you were

00:10:05.300 talking to him just like this like like like bat crazy i was like oh this guy's like for real like

00:10:09.220 this i thought he was if this was a show it would be a very interesting show i can realize i look more

00:10:14.820 british than miles does i need to put on a few pounds and be like love me chips and gravy love love

00:10:24.340 this hate me immigrants that type of stuff that'd be good english yeah also let me point out what why dude

00:10:29.860 why do you look like tim paul oh just because i'm in a hotel and i'm about to be on there next

00:10:35.460 he's about to go on so he's channeling tim paul miles why why do you look like you're about to uh

00:10:42.100 you're about to create uh amazon yeah yeah we need child workers in china um we just we just need to

00:10:53.460 exploit people and uh make profit that's that's the capital system miles i want you to i want you to

00:10:59.700 know that um i dm'd you multiple times checking in on you to just make sure you're alive and the

00:11:05.300 taliban unfollowed me for it so there's some real pieces of i don't you said that they're nice guys

00:11:11.140 i don't believe you dude the taliban dm'd both me and jose i think because we both uh we thought i

00:11:16.660 think we thought miles was dead right and we're like you guys you guys are saying he's alive you guys

00:11:20.500 were like i'm back or i'm gonna kick your ass yeah that's i dm'd the taliban that i call them

00:11:27.220 faggots and dm respect that's yeah miles i think now that you've you've been back you've been back

00:11:34.660 on the show for 10 minutes so back yes you were so back it's crazy how bad so bad dude you've been

00:11:39.860 back for 10 minutes in the most creative way we like to play a game we go around the horn because

00:11:45.140 obviously toad is already throwing some stinkers and we hate toad i don't know why he keeps showing

00:11:48.580 up but the game is kill toad yeah okay yeah that's something i can get behind man this is

00:11:55.060 this is a great game so how would you do it and and like in your travels how would you do it like if

00:11:59.940 you if you had to put toad on a in a country which one would you think he'd be most likely to die in

00:12:04.180 i would say the muslim country of france so if he would go there so i think if he went there

00:12:13.140 he should go to france he should go to france and just insult some basic cultural stuff and you know

00:12:19.140 get scammed by some nigerian princes on the streets you know uh there's these common scams if you don't

00:12:24.420 have if you just get given a bracelet some guy would walk up to you and go oh free police bracelet so and

00:12:29.540 tie around your hands and uh you know bends on your hand that you're forced to pay them some money

00:12:34.660 or rip it off i think if they constantly just do that and tie it around every single limb until he's

00:12:39.860 got no circulation whatsoever and he starts choking him and just gang raping him that'd be wholesome 100

00:12:46.340 you know what i mean so um that's we just i would sponsor that trip you know uh i'll make it happen dude

00:12:51.780 that actually took a left turn so you want him to go there get swindled by a couple of black dudes and

00:12:57.620 then get gang raped while also the extremities he loses blood to his extremities and they can do

00:13:02.820 it they can they can do it in nice constrict all my blood vessels and turn me into the azure ghost

00:13:10.580 i don't i don't know what that means but miles is perfect for this show i can't believe you didn't

00:13:13.940 run the kill toad graphic but that was that was beautiful we were over there taking a piss we were

00:13:18.340 watching you pee in the corner yeah i was i was looking at your dick call me afterwards man yeah

00:13:24.020 i i've actually been i've been to france by the way and i'm still alive so i don't know what that

00:13:31.300 says yeah wait miles in france did they just get this like the nigerian people with the scam like

00:13:38.420 how long ago did that start i think it started around um 2011 when there was a mass immigration

00:13:44.580 crisis and they were like oh we should let like people with no education into our country and i just

00:13:50.420 give them everything and just let them hang around the streets there's gonna be no long-term

00:13:54.020 ramifications here they're totally gonna integrate and everyone's gonna be like wow we're just gonna

00:13:58.660 hold hands and sing in the streets in for rainbow you know the literal opposite of the creation of

00:14:03.540 israel but you know what's really funny you know it's really funny miles so 2011 nigerian black people

00:14:11.380 in france are uh i don't know 1995 black people in new york city because what you just described is

00:14:17.460 every black person that's what they do they do with their mixtape they're like yo i got this

00:14:21.300 mixtape and if you if they put it in your hand and you hold it then you got to pay them or fight

00:14:28.100 pay or fight so someone did that to me in downtown san diego and i just sat it on the ground and i

00:14:34.180 walked away if he was doing it on the ground i thought on the ground exactly oh i sat it down

00:14:38.900 because i didn't want to i don't want to give him any justification to try and scrap me but i was just

00:14:42.660 like i was i tried to hand it back to him like three four times because i'm in san diego like i'm not

00:14:46.420 accustomed to this new york city hustler shit yeah so i didn't know i didn't know what to do i was

00:14:50.100 like at first i was like yo yo i don't want your fucking mixtape and he's like he's like no no

00:14:54.420 no five bucks five bucks and i was like and i just stepped down dude i remember like as a kid that

00:14:59.460 happening in like battery park i had like a bunch of black dudes doing that to me and i i found out uh

00:15:04.740 why it's named that because it's the most common crime that is committed there god it's just constant

00:15:11.060 play on words no matter how like obvious and not funny it is just like play it on and the story

00:15:16.900 isn't even true like he he was just in battery park and somebody offered him a cd and he just yelled

00:15:21.460 nigger autistically that's actually he hands him his wallet then he shouts that and then he sprints

00:15:28.020 away and gets beat up anyway yeah i was a very racist 10 year old so i i want to hear what lord

00:15:32.980 miles is up to next because we know he's going to get to some shenanigans but before we do that let's

00:15:36.500 go ahead and hop in the mailbag if you don't mind oh hey good idea see this guy is producing

00:15:41.940 from a hotel yes all right uh definitely not a zionist we know who this guy is uh he is asking i

00:15:50.580 believe he's asking miles this question how prevalent is pedophilia in your experience with the talib

00:15:55.700 man is it true that they stop the pedo shit americans seem to think that they're kid

00:16:00.340 fuckers not the heroine growing friends of the west no no so isis isis are a bunch of kid

00:16:06.660 fuckers but they despise isis so uh i was watching the taliban was showing me the exclusive like

00:16:12.500 um raiding footage against isis no no no no they're not libertarians don't worry

00:16:22.100 bro no uh they were they were just like now we we don't like children dudes uh they were like yeah we

00:16:26.900 love women but we just can't see them you know so one day i'll get like four wives inshallah i was

00:16:30.980 like yeah man one struggle to be fair it's like i get no bitches of a west either so you know one

00:16:35.300 one struggle right there uh wait do these dudes speak english a little bit to be fair the higher

00:16:40.660 up speak more english you have a lower one speak very little but you can get creative of about eight

00:16:45.780 english words trust me like we just goofed off together they were just a bunch of lads like us right

00:16:50.500 now just goofing off there's a bunch of lads so sometimes i would have this one guy he was called

00:16:55.140 iqbal he was chill man he looked like mr bean you know and he would come in he would come into my

00:16:59.940 room he would go into my room and these are only english words he knows so you see me on my laptop

00:17:03.940 watching i know about the new barbie movie and he'd walk and go what what miles you were like what

00:17:09.860 miles miles miles uh miles sleeping uh laptop finish uh laptop uh bathroom toilet

00:17:18.180 and i would just go to him like uh iqbal sleeping iqbal bathroom and then just motion

00:17:23.700 i'm gonna pick him up and stick his head in the toilet repeatedly and then he would go like no

00:17:29.220 no he'll be like no no no no no no you've got miles sleeping miles

00:17:37.140 and he was all joking everyone if everyone in the custody is just laughing their asses off

00:17:41.700 and uh but new people are just like very scared they're taking it seriously but now bro he's like

00:17:46.180 chilled it they're all right you know they just have like have fun with us we're just live love laughing

00:17:50.500 did you genuinely like uh gaslight to think that this was like a deep like western philosophy of

00:17:58.820 some sort because you could have had a lot of fun with these guys i i did push it i did push it at

00:18:02.420 some point um yeah we we they asked me to explain the west and stuff like that um there was there was one

00:18:10.340 dude who was like miles western women you know pretty nice right and i was like yeah and they were

00:18:17.380 like don't don't like miles if you become muslim we'll give you a wife we'll give you like so many

00:18:23.060 wives miles and i'm like and i i just go to him and go excuse me do you have a wife and he goes no

00:18:32.820 if there's one if there's one envoy to the muslim world that i don't want conveying what the west is

00:18:39.060 about it's probably you they they are so misinformed at this point they're like yeah they're like the

00:18:44.420 the the west they fucking they obviously they love all of us they just travel around to to you know

00:18:49.780 war zones periodically they're they're basically sightseers there's no actual imperialism actually

00:18:54.660 no i i changed my mind you're the perfect on boy yeah thanks he's just telling them live

00:18:59.220 i'm gonna be in their love yeah i'm gonna go and be our next ambassador so it should be all good

00:19:03.940 but they sat me down at one point and they're like mars we like we like your business in afghanistan

00:19:08.980 and we like your media coverage bro you're pretty chill like come back any time after this you know

00:19:14.340 we have to keep you for a minimum six months because like you you didn't have a license to

00:19:18.500 go to like one mountain area it's chill it happens like whatever you didn't have a license like

00:19:23.780 you know i'm guessing the british are like that too you never like the taliban yeah has licenses

00:19:28.420 yeah yeah so um what the yeah so after we got the country back they're like hey we're not taking

00:19:33.380 any anymore you know what i mean because they were like okay we've got like a at the very

00:19:38.260 beginning they had a small isis problem very beginning where the americans left so like okay

00:19:42.820 restrict the flow of movement just make sure everyone is who we think they are just to make

00:19:47.460 sure nothing dodgy goes on in our country then as time goes by we're going to get more more freedom

00:19:52.820 and more leniency when we sort everything else so you need a license to go to certain areas uh like

00:19:57.940 this is a very remote mountain range i didn't have a license you know so they were like oh miles that's

00:20:02.820 chill uh we thought you were a spy you just didn't have a piece of paper you know happens whatever

00:20:08.100 um accidents happen um you know we're just gonna keep you cushy no problem dude come back any time

00:20:14.420 and i'm like thanks bro like we would fist bump and stuff yeah i told them yeah i told them like a

00:20:20.180 secret handshake and stuff we just had like little inside jokes like that because we're goofy

00:20:23.620 this is so bizarre let's do the second question oh i love it uh all right uh we got uh yeah mailbag

00:20:34.420 but yeah that's a thing um ah we got uh stinky sock 420 i think maybe a new uh submitter here

00:20:43.940 asks us would you rather have a trans only fans daughter or a gay autistic son i would kill both

00:20:54.020 i would if my son was gay he would not be a son of mine

00:20:58.820 yeah but at the same time if i if i had a uh if i had a trans whatever no daughter or son of mine so

00:21:04.740 it's like you know dude i would have to go with the gay autistic son because he'd just be a mini

00:21:08.980 me yeah i'd pick the gay son because being gay doesn't mean you'll be a faggot so that would be

00:21:19.620 my contention is the faggot point so as long as you're not a faggot i'm fine with her being gay

00:21:24.020 so you know how many gay people do you know that aren't be honest i know a few non-faggot gays

00:21:29.300 they're actually some of the coolest gays wait what does a trans what does that mean you have

00:21:33.220 a trans only fans daughter so what does that like i'm so confused i think it's a born a son that

00:21:39.380 becomes becomes it becomes an only fans woman yeah or or does that mean you end up with a buck angels

00:21:45.860 that's showing off his gash yeah i mean yeah it's like coming back his hole yeah it's so it's so

00:21:51.380 obviously worse for your son to become a woman that is on only fans and it is for your son to be gay

00:21:58.500 and autistic so but rather my son's fuck dudes and cut off his genitals so yeah like my kid is

00:22:04.580 almost certainly going to be autistic so i don't feel like that's even a barrier yeah yeah this

00:22:09.380 question might be too easy yeah but at the same time it's like i couldn't stomach my son coming home

00:22:15.620 going hey oh i just took dick today and like i just uh i just got aids and i'm like oh typical

00:22:22.980 day of like a homosexual and like something i do actually know uh one comes to mind i think there's

00:22:30.980 another one i do know an autistic gay person and they hate faggots it's it's crazy like they like

00:22:37.620 violently hate them but but they're gay yeah it's it's weird yeah yeah those are the best kind

00:22:43.060 i just i just i just like the i just like the idea that miles proffered there where like gay people

00:22:49.300 just will come home and announce to their parents that they sucked a dick today and they got aids

00:22:53.380 as if that's like something that you know happens oh man i got buttfucked a couple hours ago

00:23:00.740 all attention seekers man honestly i feel like i feel like if your based uh gay friends you know just

00:23:06.740 say oh hey faggots i'll be like wow you're one of us dude you're so cool come and hang out with us

00:23:12.020 you're under a uh right wing guy and when these guys back turned i just saw stabbing him 57 times

00:23:19.780 i think i think you're hanging out with a teleman made you hate gay people more than the last time

00:23:23.700 i think so no we we had like one struggle so they were like miles uh are you you're not muslim are you

00:23:29.860 clearly not so i was like nah mate i'm christian but as long as we're not jewish right and they look

00:23:33.780 at each other and they're like yeah we like we invite all guests we're not the fans of the jews or the

00:23:40.500 atheists so i'm like one struggle brother you know so i say saying we'd be homosexual so like

00:23:46.180 why why is everyone in the west game miles and i was like i don't know man it's it's

00:23:52.820 yeah and then you did the uh arnold swartzenegger call weathers like handshake thing you know where

00:23:58.100 they meet hands yeah exactly yeah we just took a selfie and just captioned one struggle underneath you

00:24:04.260 you know yeah all right number three the epic handshake yeah um epic mayo monkey 35 miles how

00:24:12.660 does it make you feel the tower gang thought you were dead also your your sleep schedule is

00:24:17.700 fucked clint could never god godspeed bro

00:24:23.540 so um everyone thought i was dead and i was sitting with the taliban they were scrolling through my twitter

00:24:28.900 on on their phones just showing me like the stuff though i miss what they're saying about you

00:24:34.260 and i was just saying like i was there like oh they think i'm everyone thinks i'm dead and i'm just

00:24:38.980 chilling eating pizza with the taliban watching you know uh rambo with them so i was like how was the

00:24:45.220 pizza do they have like pizza huts there yeah they actually have one pizza hut one pizza crazy yeah the

00:24:50.980 last the last us embassy now dude what's it like watching rambo with them do they do they i mean they

00:24:56.660 probably like rambo because it was like these are the brave fighters the mujahideen right yeah

00:25:01.380 literally we watched rambo free and they actually sorry face kind of they turned to me and they're

00:25:05.220 like oh and i was like i was like yeah that's you guys it's like it's big if true you know look like

00:25:10.900 you're on the tv what whoa that's you guys like actually grandfather or something but they were like

00:25:17.700 we like this movie and and they love they love 90s and action 80s shooters you know what i mean

00:25:24.100 at first when i started yeah at first when i started showing the movies they said every time

00:25:28.820 they saw a woman they would all collectively like sign and frustration they're like oh and

00:25:33.060 just start skipping throughout the movie yeah so like half the time you would finish a movie in 10

00:25:39.300 minutes because they're just trying to look for action scenes and go past women on screen and then

00:25:43.940 after a while they're like oh if we just watch it for the story that's cool no problem like they

00:25:48.260 love titanic at the end you know you watch titanic with the taliban yeah yeah what the

00:25:53.540 is going on i watched that's that's the show that's the show title right there titan

00:26:00.820 watching sorry watching your titanic with the taliban live reaction um

00:26:07.460 and it's the thumbnails and stands like wiping away a tear no one point what part did they like about

00:26:12.340 the end day like when the bitch doesn't let him back on the wood or when the ship goes down yeah

00:26:16.020 yeah she lets him die what the hell when she throws it she throws the ring back right

00:26:24.580 i'm glad she let him die infidel drown yes

00:26:31.620 they're like oh so uh based piece of ice in the middle of the ocean you know thanks

00:26:36.100 kill the infidels good good job iceberg they're just rooting for the iceberg

00:26:42.340 yo dude you should tell them the conspiracy theory behind the the titanic sinking is actually the jews

00:26:47.700 you could have been like no this is a jews there's no iceberg they put a bunch of bankers on here and

00:26:51.220 they suck this yeah there were some bankers that were supposed to be on the titanic and they they

00:26:56.340 all like canceled their trips on it like last minute and part of the theory at least some of the

00:27:01.220 theorists which i kind of subscribe to is that the ship actually also got switched out with the uh

00:27:06.500 the olympic i believe which was a damaged ship because it had been damaged in a collision with

00:27:11.620 like a navy vessel or something like that and like they switched out a ship and people didn't notice

00:27:17.460 yeah the world the biggest ship in world history they didn't know that it wasn't that yeah they were

00:27:21.780 both docked because they they sunk it they sunk it exactly we didn't have a tape maker you know what

00:27:27.780 i mean they were like oh just change just change the label no problem no it was it was it was an

00:27:32.980 insurance fraud scheme because uh they were gonna like the white star line was gonna uh just go under

00:27:38.580 basically it was uh yeah like there was a lot of stuff involved it was uh jp morgan was i think like

00:27:45.220 the owner of the jews yeah it was it was goldstein rough child you know he was just uh he was like

00:27:51.940 shit this is gonna be like 9 11 in 100 years time we need to not be here uh wait wait one of the

00:27:57.700 rothschild's names first names was goldstein most likely dude oh yeah honestly it's completely

00:28:06.420 believable they could just swap out the name on the front of the ship and no one would know i don't

00:28:09.780 know when did the titanic happen you would know dude 19 19 19 19 12. yeah it's not like the internet or

00:28:15.620 phones or anything existed like the only people would know would be people would been on it before and

00:28:19.060 they got on they're like this doesn't look the same but you're on the boat at that point too

00:28:21.860 fucking light you know the other conspiracy is the more believable conspiracy is that uh the people

00:28:27.380 at jekyll island that were planning to create the federal reserve the bankers there um the ones that

00:28:32.580 didn't agree were on the titanic so they just sunk that bitch started yeah john jacob astor whichever

00:28:40.100 one was on the ship and uh like is it or strauss i guess and whoever these other people were

00:28:45.140 they're all jews it was does the taliban battling jews does the taliban know about the federal

00:28:49.940 reserve yeah they they know about the american systems and they're not a big fan they're like

00:28:54.820 miles why do you have to go through like 500 financial institutions and like 500 pieces of

00:28:59.540 paperwork to get a loan or something i just go to my friend over here and go are you muslim and they're

00:29:04.420 like yeah and they go oh here's some money brother zero percent interest i trust you and they pay it

00:29:08.980 back no matter what so it's like you know they're like you know we've got a great system going uh

00:29:14.180 you know you're kind of cooked by the whole system i was like yeah mortgages do suck and they were like

00:29:19.060 why why do you pay interest i'm like i i wouldn't it's just it's forced upon us by the israelis and

00:29:24.020 they were like they're like this is what i'm talking about i'm like miles gets it you know

00:29:29.620 yeah because they were they literally told me and said why don't you start just killing the jews

00:29:33.700 um in england and i was like yeah i was just saying i was there like i was like yeah dude i was

00:29:39.620 like you know it happens uh i would i was like yeah i was like if i get away with it i'm kidding

00:29:45.540 you should have been like you should have been like we we tried that bro didn't you hear about

00:29:48.660 it it was in the news yeah you can't kill them it completely blows up in your face 109 countries i

00:29:54.580 say we make it 110 let's do it okay this is a good question because some israeli propaganda came out

00:29:59.860 they were like oh we got into this uh hamas's child room and we found mine comp are are the

00:30:05.380 taliban fans of hitler so i cannot uh i cannot say they're exactly uh top fans but they're like

00:30:14.580 you know um we they're like you know we we're not kind of taking sides in the uh world war ii

00:30:19.460 situation we heard some um he was like there were some base things going on on both sides forget what i

00:30:24.340 mean guys you know um yeah were you were you released before hamas struck israel or was that

00:30:31.300 right after it was like a few days it was like a few days before i got released it started happening

00:30:36.820 so when i flew back to dubai for british for british foreign office uh you know met me in dubai

00:30:41.940 with all the other british detainees and they're like miles it's okay you're safe you know what do

00:30:47.860 you need and i'm like i want to i need a plane to israel this moment they look to me like this

00:30:54.740 fucking guy i don't know you just made eight months in taliban's tension i was like that's

00:30:58.820 fine just get me a bacon cheeseburger from burger king dude and we go the next plane out you know one

00:31:03.460 struggle i can't i can't stop i need to keep going you're fucking nuts yo did you did you see the

00:31:08.020 footage did you see the footage of the hamas fighters on paragliders oh yeah yeah yeah so um

00:31:13.300 the taliban was showing me they were like hey bro something's popping off you know and i was like

00:31:17.700 i was like whoa because because i was wondering i was wondering like for you now knowing those types

00:31:23.620 of cats like to see these dudes flying in on a paraglider with their their american i don't know

00:31:30.900 whatever ars or whatever they got here's a question they they they hold up hold up they

00:31:35.620 they land on the ground they just do some bro right it's just like obvious bro you've

00:31:41.060 been hanging with these bros for six months did i mean does it make you have any additional

00:31:45.620 sympathies for hamas is basically what i'm asking no because technically hamas is classified in the

00:31:50.820 uk as a terrorist organization so i'm 100 yeah so i'm 100 against them guys you know

00:31:58.260 to be fair if i have to speak freely about my opinion about the uh this type of area so i'm a

00:32:04.820 i'm gonna go through in some deep geopolitics the british used to own it the british empire was cool as

00:32:09.700 hell i think we should take back the area and just turn it into giant tescos you know what i mean

00:32:14.820 uh like like a giant walmart um i think it'll be based i think if a british take over it'll be like

00:32:20.020 you know a neutral third party we can just chill and solve peace in the middle east you know the

00:32:24.580 british have never screwed up a country so uh i mean never the boer wars never never been an issue

00:32:31.700 uh i'm just curious i mean the the partition plan it was uh the belfort declaration which obviously was like

00:32:37.540 it was i i know we're not supposed to talk politics but it was signed by the british to

00:32:41.460 get the jewish bankers on their side so that they could prevail during world war one i don't see any

00:32:45.700 reason that you can't renege on that and just say like the partition plan is undone and you're back

00:32:50.260 under the under british rule or is your empire like capable of ruling anymore because that doesn't

00:32:54.980 really feel like it oh no i i think okay if when i become dictator of england big if true quite soon

00:33:01.380 we'll see um i can i can i can personally i can personally solve mass immigration and i can invade

00:33:09.700 france and i can do many things to solve the israeli conflict so i would go into i would go to israel

00:33:15.380 and be like hey israelis what's this i'd put it on like a piece of string

00:33:21.940 and on top and it would be a piece of string with a uh you know with a fishing line and then at the top

00:33:27.780 there's a comically large anvil so there you go guys or i would just i would just take this all

00:33:34.980 the way you know 100 miles into like a different country and just be like yeah just move them all

00:33:40.020 so no problem no i'm kidding guys i'm gonna i'm gonna go to jail man for that

00:33:46.580 all right i interrupted you what were you gonna say man i don't even remember oh no no

00:33:52.100 i was gonna say is the taliban and hamas do they all feel like the same way about jews or is it

00:33:57.220 kind of like varying like levels depending who do they hate more americans or jews so they

00:34:02.580 they're chill with americans to be fair they're like yeah american tourists no problem american

00:34:06.740 businessmen as long as you don't do business with the u.s government no problem we just don't like

00:34:11.060 soldiers coming to our country and fucking stuff up for 20 years you know that's not awesome yeah

00:34:16.100 yeah the rcr dude they were like you know miles you know going and killing half our society for

00:34:22.500 20 years not homes in 100 we're not a big fan of that and i was like i was like you know and i was

00:34:29.220 like yeah yeah that makes complete sense like if i was to be fair if i went through 20 years of war

00:34:33.300 with a group i would be a lot more harsh than they were like they were actually really chill they were

00:34:36.980 like you know if you were an ex-us soldier coming back we would not be friendly with us because you

00:34:41.060 know we're not welcome as an ex-soldier so they they they basically they not big fans of a jewish religion

00:34:48.180 but if you come as a guest as a tourist as a jew you should have very little problems as long as

00:34:52.900 you're obviously legit they would obviously be a bit suspicious and like you know why is this guy

00:34:56.500 doing here what's his angle but at the end of the day you'll chill now if you go there waving

00:35:01.300 israeli flag trying to enter on a um israeli passport obviously they're not going to recognize that

00:35:06.180 because all muslims are not big fans of israel you know it says in their holy book that the uh the jews

00:35:11.300 aren't the uh best peeps and all the uh besties not the best friends and all uh you know whimsical

00:35:16.900 cool fellas so um i mean they don't have any reason to feel that way it's not like israel's done

00:35:21.060 anything to their nation so i don't know i want to point out real quick bear in mind this information

00:35:26.020 is coming from someone who just spent eight months in captivity but tell me and so but yeah man i

00:35:30.660 feel like he's telling the truth yeah dude well he's like oh the jews they'll love you no problem

00:35:36.420 jews come on over it's not like i did for eight months i didn't have a stock syndrome

00:35:43.620 no it's cool i i've never been to i've never been to sweden man i've never been to stockholm so we're

00:35:47.460 all good no syndrome here all right question number three i've got down syndrome most likely but

00:35:55.220 it's almost like the taliban has like like like took you for eight months and then trained you on how

00:36:00.340 to like recruit tourism because you're honestly making me consider like maybe i should take a trip

00:36:05.540 there it didn't seem that bad do they have like mcdonald's or they don't have any of that

00:36:10.900 they don't have a soy slot man they have they have some american burger places so the americans

00:36:15.620 came in and were like how do we set up the economy oh we've got to set up like a coca-cola and pepsi

00:36:20.340 factory which is they did by the way that was like the first industry they set up and then they were

00:36:24.340 like we need to open fast food joints and vape stores and then that's pretty much like you know

00:36:29.460 that's what they did basically these guys are some bros i don't understand what the beef is these guys

00:36:34.020 sound fucking based as shit yeah yeah so americans set up like the crappiest economy ever you know

00:36:40.420 just a big bubble anyway and the uh the taliban are trying to sort out the crap that the americans

00:36:45.700 left behind unfortunately the taliban sounds like a bunch of guys that just don't like eustory and

00:36:50.820 they just want to kick it and watch rambo and action flicks from the 80s these guys sound

00:36:54.980 but they are they chill like like the taliban is libertarian bro yeah yeah totally i don't know

00:37:01.860 about that 100 percent well yeah they they're opposed to pedophiles so they're not quite libertarian

00:37:08.500 enough yeah exactly no they're like uh well this will be the last one uh this is from hunter goody lord

00:37:20.420 miles i watched your interview with count dankula and you mentioned the russian guy who was jerking

00:37:25.140 himself off with everyone else around i'm assuming there was no contact with women how much more

00:37:31.060 powerful did you feel after not having to make contact with a white woman for eight months man i was at

00:37:36.900 zero percent stress of white women so i lost all my hair when i got back to england spent one hour

00:37:42.100 talking to a woman so all my head just like falling out of the desk yeah i'll just repeat out like

00:37:47.460 white woman white woman white woman that's all good i'm just kidding i actually love white for eight

00:37:53.220 months eight months you didn't speak to any woman right they don't really let the woman oh thank god

00:37:57.540 yeah like i met i met one i met one where yeah i met one ambassador uh western ambassador she was a

00:38:03.380 woman but she wasn't like you know early 20s or anything so um it felt great yeah and i was just there

00:38:10.500 like i went to the taiwan and they were like how you doing miles and i was like really good i

00:38:13.940 haven't had to speak to women they were like so because they're bros you know at the end of the

00:38:19.700 day oh so i tell you about a russian guy jerking off that story yeah yeah yeah dude so it's around

00:38:25.140 month seven for me and a russian dude comes in and i can't say his name uh obviously the taiwan uh

00:38:30.740 you know uh jeffrey putin yeah there was this guy called putin you know he uh

00:38:35.780 he's actually in afghanistan yeah big big if true but he turns up and they were like oh

00:38:41.940 well we suspect he's a spy or someone very dodgy you know he didn't he came to afghanistan didn't

00:38:46.820 have a passport or a visa so obviously he is guilty of something you know you can't come to

00:38:51.540 a country with no documents you know what bit of an idiot but but like you know he was chill so he

00:38:56.980 would sleep for 18 hours a day and this dude looks like boulder bankrupt so he sleeps like 18 hours a

00:39:01.300 day and he's and then he uh he'd wake up we would shake him like hey dude hey dude there's food right

00:39:06.340 here you know you want you want like some you want some like goat or whatever he's like oh he's like

00:39:10.420 oh mashallah i'm just fall asleep he doesn't speak any english apart from a few words and then we would

00:39:16.260 put on a movie and he would get up and go oh so do you go uh miles uh no fuck movie no fuck movie

00:39:26.260 and i was like and i was like you what you what dude you what broski goes movie movie fuck movie

00:39:33.220 tata no and i'll go okay no dude i am not i'm not i do not have porn on my laptop for you you know i'm

00:39:39.940 very sorry my dude but i wasn't over there what the fuck yeah yeah i was like i was like yeah dude we're

00:39:46.580 not watching porn i'm very sorry dude i do not have access um and he was just like oh he would seem very

00:39:53.940 depressed and then occasionally he would just wake up and say ruski wife big tata

00:40:01.380 afghanistan no wife no tata no fuck big depression

00:40:11.380 what's the taliban's stance on porn are they like yeah they're like they're like no porn dude

00:40:16.980 but they're based like that which i really so what are they doing are they just fucking whacking it

00:40:20.740 because nobody's just walking around with full nuts for like a full year only dude to only talking

00:40:25.060 to dudes yeah what's going on i do kind of i feel like it's christians too yeah i think it's like

00:40:29.940 dudes just you know it's like it's like being christian too you're not meant to jerk it but every

00:40:34.020 dude every dude slips up occasionally unfortunately so you go to the equivalent of confession you know

00:40:38.500 you just act as holy as you can basically if you slip up but but not miles because last time miles

00:40:44.020 was on the show he was talking about how full his balls were and how he hadn't uh jerked off and i

00:40:49.460 don't know some really significant amount of time yeah i feel like miles probably hasn't jerked off

00:40:53.540 in over a year yeah no it's actually i i kind of i goofed off when i got back i saw white women like

00:40:59.380 the most middle woman yeah i just no i didn't i didn't engage with it but i went i went to my room

00:41:04.100 and i was like oh dude it's been oops like i saw a white woman i just i just came immediately upon

00:41:11.220 um i i would i would honestly the the little amount he's jerked off over the past year i'd

00:41:17.460 probably be orgasming from sneezes yeah that's to be fair i mean yeah there's a patch right there

00:41:23.380 man i'm all right so this russian guy started to jerk off uh tell me what it looked like yeah all

00:41:29.380 right so what happened is we were just we're just sleeping you know we turn off the lights and i go

00:41:33.540 good night guys good night miles and then we see this guy has his blankets

00:41:39.220 done up where his kind of like legs are up like this you know both legs are up spread out

00:41:45.300 so he's kind of creating like a big pocket like a little tent with his legs and i'm like how is

00:41:50.020 he sleeping like that it's a bit weird i've never seen in that position before and you see the covers

00:41:54.420 start moving a little bit you know there's a little bit of cover movement and i just i just say

00:42:00.420 out loud i'm like is this nigger stroking his dick right now and then obviously

00:42:04.260 that just comes around and i just yell his name like yo dude and he just stops he gets up

00:42:11.620 he looks guilty as hell he's like he's sweating a little bit his eyes are like bulging you know

00:42:15.780 darting around and i'm like all right dude everyone else gets up and i'm like were you jerking it he's

00:42:21.860 like no no i told you what and then and then he's like oh gosh i'm like i'm like i'm like my dude

00:42:30.260 there is a bathroom if you have to do that there is a bathroom my dudes and he and you always excuse

00:42:35.380 it he just goes he goes big depression and just falls back asleep again i'm like this guy is just

00:42:43.220 down bad constantly and he was he was only there yeah he he was only there for like two weeks it's

00:42:49.300 like two weeks yes i like him he sounds like a stereotypical russian kumar respect yeah but he

00:42:58.580 was he was a russian that's a funny thing so he would just constantly talk about porn and sex

00:43:03.780 and i was like dude this is like the weakest muslim i've ever come across dude he's like i got a big

00:43:08.500 kitty russian wife at home let me go i got a babushka yeah dude so what what one of the theories

00:43:14.420 was was that he he because he's from chechnya he's uh he's russian and muslim but uh apparently he was

00:43:22.580 going to be drafted into the war with ukraine and apparently fled to afghanistan under false

00:43:27.140 pretenses uh because he was rather live there than go to the front lines that was one of the theories

00:43:32.580 we can't confirm or deny it we have no idea but we feel like you know he just did that and then got

00:43:37.940 major depression when he realized you know he couldn't turn up to afghanistan without a passport

00:43:43.140 or visa and just goof off for dude i'm not gonna lie i would rather i'd rather be with the taliban for

00:43:48.340 fucking a couple weeks and be on the front line against the ukrainian army bro i love i love hanging

00:43:52.660 out with the taliban i love being in afghanistan i'm going back in 10 days oh my god yeah what are you

00:43:57.460 gonna do yeah what are you gonna do man yeah man so i'm gonna buy the cheapest car for 600

00:44:03.300 dollars and i'm gonna drive all the way back to england but it's even better i'm not going through

00:44:08.820 iran because that'd be too easy and because iran you would have problems with the english guy and

00:44:12.900 to be fair they've got like seven intelligence services so they're gonna cause some problems you

00:44:17.220 know if they see a bunch of white dudes driving back and i'm gonna fill that car with taliban

00:44:21.380 merge to resell in the west so that's my little side hustle so you got like people you got people on

00:44:26.580 tiktok going you know this is how you do drop shipping this is how you uh this is how you make money

00:44:30.740 online you gotta shut up shopify i'm like dude i'm five steps ahead of these guys the taliban

00:44:35.220 merch salesman the traveling taliban merch salesman it's the next level you know i'm i'm the one that's

00:44:40.180 ahead of the curve right here like i'm actually making i want one of these things and i want to

00:44:44.260 fucking put it right there right behind me that's what dude if you message me if you message me i'll

00:44:48.580 give you a two percent discount uh so yeah dude i think miles is like he might be the new host of

00:44:55.060 top gear or something yeah exactly it's the type of shit they would do but what would we go to even

00:45:00.820 would be haji merch like what like i want something that's my lecti over here but i don't know what

00:45:05.620 yeah i've got these taliban headbands and i've got them reprinted instead of saying you know stuff

00:45:11.220 about jihad because i've you know i i'm i'm sure with i'm sure with like the islam stuff in the

00:45:15.940 middle east central asia but the issue is that that would cause some problems in england you know

00:45:20.340 some laws i have to abide by you know it's cringe stuff like that so i got them reprinted say live

00:45:25.220 love laugh on this instead yeah so why don't you just swing through france and sell them to the

00:45:30.660 palestinian protesters i actually am swinging i'm actually passing through france on the way back

00:45:34.740 to england so that's gonna be very dangerous so pray for me dude but this could be for roots

00:45:38.740 this could be fruit so i'm gonna go are you more scared about france than iran and i'm not passing

00:45:45.700 through iran dude i'm scared of france to be fair because if i turn up in france

00:45:49.700 in the height of protests with about you know half a whole car full of taliban merch and like 50

00:45:55.860 dodgy visas in my passport and they're like they're gonna be like uh uh you know they just

00:46:01.620 take some gibberish in their uh crazy retired language called french and i'm just like oh yeah

00:46:07.380 we we no problem uh england england no problem and then i just get arrested and thrown in french

00:46:12.660 jail or something but the route is gonna be drive from afghanistan to pakistan then pakistan i'm

00:46:17.620 gonna take i'm gonna pay a random ferry guy um like like a like a full cargo ferry i'm gonna go

00:46:23.220 take my car to oman and i'll pay like 50 bucks 100 bucks whatever and then ride a three-day ferry

00:46:30.580 uh through the ocean near the coast of somalia walking around and then yeah and then turn up in

00:46:36.900 oman drive through yemen so we just had a solid yemen contact who's like heads he's friends of like the

00:46:42.100 heads of the government so he's like yeah we'll give you a military escort but you'll have you'll have no

00:46:45.780 problems in yemen like we'll we'll actually tell like the uh organizations we're fighting about

00:46:51.140 against you and they'll give you safe passage so i'm like you're gonna you're gonna end up getting

00:46:55.220 fucking slave traded i'm calling it right now you're gonna record all this right yeah dude it's

00:47:00.580 gonna be a cool documentary we've got the camera guy then we're gonna pass through saudi and then

00:47:04.180 i can't wait to see that he's gonna be hanging out with like the al-qaeda that's in yemen yeah between

00:47:10.980 the between the fucking the slave traders and the somali pirates this is the craziest trip imaginable

00:47:16.500 oh and then you're gonna go to france jesus christ yo dude what do you know about this i'm

00:47:20.660 sorry to interrupt which would be the most dangerous nephilim did they ever talk about nephilim

00:47:25.460 there was nephilim whoa oh the um yeah yeah the um kandahar giants is that what they're talking

00:47:32.180 about well yeah well that's like so they've heard of this story yeah they've heard about it they're

00:47:37.140 like yeah this we've heard about giants in our cave systems and we've had stories for hundreds

00:47:42.180 of thousands of years of just giant people in afghanistan lost gold and all this other stuff so

00:47:47.380 we've got loads of mystical history in afghanistan it's one of those places where rumors do spread

00:47:52.580 but at the same time there was there was something going on in that country dude it's it's a whole

00:47:56.580 different world out there so i feel like a lot of it's unexplored and there's some there's some

00:48:00.500 crazy stuff dude if you find any knickknacks that like have to do with giants please let me know

00:48:06.820 yeah i feel like the whole world of no man yeah i'll come to you guys first i'll be like yeah i

00:48:11.060 skipped the anthropologists and like the british government you're my you're my god yeah is this

00:48:16.180 i just get like a giant human skull i'm like hey dude what do you think is this do you think this is

00:48:20.740 real or not you know is this like a surplus halloween prop you know no if you get a giant human skull

00:48:29.300 i'll take it to the smithsonian if you get some like posters and weird lore shit that yeah yeah

00:48:33.860 you didn't have to cut me off to today it's a schizo post but oh yeah someone should create

00:48:39.380 schizo posts about afghanistan that'd be so dude based dude um yeah the trip even gets worse so when

00:48:44.900 i pass through iraq i'm not going straight from turkey then turkey to england no i'm going through

00:48:49.540 turkey and then i'm gonna go to azerbaijan and armania so we've got contacts in azerbaijan that like

00:48:55.060 hey miles if you want to come shooting in a tank with us that's chill and i'm like hey for those

00:49:00.660 that don't know there's a war there's a war happening there right now too so yeah dude so

00:49:05.380 i'm like that's complete chill that's chill man so i was actually going to go to turkmenistan and get

00:49:11.380 a ferry to azerbaijan but because all the land borders are closed due to covet you know it's obviously

00:49:16.340 due to security reasons we were like they're like yeah we've closed all land borders apart from planes

00:49:20.500 due to uh covet and um yeah everyone's rolling it's pretty funny um so i'm just gonna goof off

00:49:27.380 a lot and then probably pass through georgia and open on an offshore bank account uh because i don't

00:49:32.580 know how to pay taxes no it's true if you go to georgia it's chill like that so then um and then i'll

00:49:37.380 drive all the way to england too but i'm gonna pass through like france and i'm gonna do a little

00:49:41.060 skit in london and birmingham you know act like you know it's all chill and all the other countries

00:49:45.460 back today scared in birmingham and just be like yeah guys we have to lock our doors roll up our windows

00:49:50.020 don't look them directly in the eyes because it crosses their wires in the brain and they lose it

00:49:54.740 you know um yeah birmingham's a dangerous like that so it's like it's like the detroit of england

00:50:00.260 it seems like you're more worried about these traditional parts of europe that like we take

00:50:04.980 for granted like i assume like i don't know britain england of france these places are like okay white

00:50:11.060 people something so it's like okay but you're saying like you're more scared than yeah like the

00:50:16.340 middle eastern countries bro i grew up in birmingham and i got threatened with a knife

00:50:20.740 like straight up in the alleyways and stuff so many times it felt like i was in detroit you know

00:50:25.780 um i know yeah detroit seems tame like the amount of times people try to mug me the amount of times i

00:50:32.020 heard about i saw someone get stabbed to death and uh no so i came out of work one day i was like 16 years

00:50:38.740 old uh this part-time job and i go to the bus station and i just see one guy fall and then

00:50:44.980 like tons of police arrive and some dude got stabbed over a bad coke deal or something some kids died i'm

00:50:51.140 like oh that's not wholesome or whatever so i come back the next day to the same location to catch my

00:50:56.180 bus and then literally opposite the street there's a mcdonald's and a pregnant woman got stabbed for no

00:51:00.900 reason whatsoever and she lost the baby of course so i just saw that unfold in front of me i just saw this

00:51:06.020 woman get stabbed and everyone just rushed over of course but i'm like oh i'm sorry yeah it's like

00:51:12.260 that wouldn't happen in afghanistan dude so i'm just there like birmingham sucks i would not spend time

00:51:17.220 there but yeah afghanistan's chill if you if you insult anyone in afghanistan you know it's like

00:51:23.700 they they they're on that stuff with the law and stuff but if you insult anyone in birmingham they go

00:51:28.020 well it's diversity there so they should be allowed to insult the white man that type of thing

00:51:32.260 so obviously i think i think some areas of london and birmingham are more dangerous than most of

00:51:38.180 these countries we deem as dangerous you know it's all it's all media law you know because if journalists

00:51:42.900 say it's safe and they go there there's no click bait i have a suggestion for your upcoming trip i

00:51:49.380 think everything is a lie what the fuck i think you should get a couple of your taliban buddies to come

00:51:53.380 along with you and make it kind of almost like a road trip type vibe and like add in like a dimension of

00:51:59.300 not quite like jackass to the extent to where like you're doing crazy stuff oh no it's like

00:52:03.140 goofing around you know what i mean like yeah like that like maybe some minor stunts like obviously

00:52:07.380 you're not trying to inflict crazy pain that'd be amazing miles and the talibros should be a

00:52:11.860 uh like a eight-part documentary series on netflix i would love to do it i'm sure netflix would love

00:52:18.020 they would love that yeah no obviously i i i do want at one point to actually get a few of them

00:52:24.500 the english-speaking dudes because some of them have diplomatic passports some of them are very high up i'm

00:52:28.420 friends with the higher commanders i would love to get them a um a british or eu or even american

00:52:35.140 tourist visa you know get permission from both sides and then just be like hey i want you to try

00:52:39.780 my dollars for the first time i'll pay for all your stuff i just want to see your reaction i just think

00:52:43.540 not like not like a bore i think not like that um i want to do it like in a way where it's very

00:52:48.980 respectful but it's very interesting to see what they think and i would want to take them round like

00:52:53.540 hey what do you think of this system what do you think of america what do you think of it's

00:52:56.260 honestly i want your honest opinions of things i think they'll be entertaining as hell you know

00:52:59.540 what i mean yeah they get a free holiday call it call it taliban tour guide yeah man you just be like

00:53:05.460 yeah they're not our tali foes they're our tali bros dude so i feel like it'll be a cool cultural

00:53:09.940 exchange you know i feel like it'd be talibro tour guide it's so ridiculous it's gonna be one of the

00:53:15.620 most legendary things that's ever happened thank you yeah i do i do have a question about your time in

00:53:19.700 captivity how were you able to shave what kind of devices were you using oh did they have anything

00:53:25.300 for you yeah i had a tweezer dude that is a very good question no no i just had a razor so they were

00:53:30.580 like they were like hey miles do you shave and i'm like yeah dude they're like oh you're not muslim

00:53:35.620 no problem you can shave your beard you can go bible no problem you do whatever you want dude

00:53:39.780 and i was like oh thanks man you know they were solid so i got given a razor i had like an electric

00:53:44.420 razor too for my head so at one point i had long flowing hair looked quite cute and i shaved it

00:53:49.700 and they're like oh dude mo you look so beautiful why did you do that and i was like save money on

00:53:54.580 shampoo brother and they just burst out laughing so like because now you won't want to fuck me

00:54:00.020 anymore well it'd be a lot cooler how to use a safety razor listen guys if you want to have

00:54:06.020 if you want to have a head as shaved as my head yeah yeah dude i want head yeah just go ahead

00:54:11.540 man nato shave co this is our sponsor this is our shameless plug miles i'm sorry oh no no no no joke

00:54:18.340 i heard the name before my my um my flatmates because i'm living rent free quite literally my

00:54:24.660 my flatmate has one of those in the bathroom and he he looks he looks great man he's like kidding me

00:54:30.340 look at this pitch no joke this is product placement lord miles endorses n-a-d-e-a-u shave

00:54:36.740 co.com promo code tower gang get yourself 15 off veteran owned family operated get the best jave in

00:54:41.620 the game nado shave co.com tower gang at uh at a check out 15 that's crazy i think we're

00:54:48.580 retarded enough to sponsor you guys they're retarded very much so yeah that is interesting

00:54:58.340 that your friend has one i thought that no one was buying this shit but i oh wow go ahead

00:55:02.180 yeah no yeah yeah man no i've seen it a few times and i was like that looks really cool

00:55:07.700 and he's easy into like the self-grooming stuff so it's all good oh yeah speaking of um

00:55:13.220 all right let me oh yeah speaking of nothing actually um i've got some other plans for afghanistan

00:55:17.620 by the way when i go back so i've been invited by by the taliban to go to torah borer you know you

00:55:23.300 know those caves that bin laden spent all his time in don't like him i was want to make a youtube

00:55:27.380 video i was like hell yeah wait when you come back so i like facetime the taliban commanders

00:55:32.100 from time to time when i'm back here and we're just like i'm showing them around my house i'm

00:55:36.100 showing them my dogs and cats dude and i just show them england you know just through the camera

00:55:41.540 and they just tell me oh you know it's been cool in the office you know we've had to deal with some

00:55:44.980 idiots aha you know it's been really nice and it's just it's a chill catching up with them

00:55:49.700 stockholm syndrome maximum yeah i'm going to pull up the midget body surfing video when you get a

00:55:57.700 oh yeah it's just so bizarre it's so bizarre that like they have an office like they're just on a

00:56:03.860 computer like what kind of yeah what are they doing yeah they're just filling out like pdfs and

00:56:08.580 paperwork and stuff so when obviously everyone thinks like in afghanistan when you get arrested

00:56:13.780 it's just the kidnapping and they just take you throw you the building now there's paperwork there's

00:56:17.460 a judicial system so we have to go through this very extensive process where you have to take

00:56:22.100 statements write down everything take fingerprint scans and all this other stuff which is pretty

00:56:26.820 good i mean good respect for taiwan for sorting all that stuff out in less than two years like

00:56:31.540 fair enough dudes like trust me i haven't sought i haven't sorted out my uh laundry in two years

00:56:36.100 dude so i feel like they're on top of things either way uh it's so interesting right yeah like they've got

00:56:41.700 like the problem is in the west everyone thinks they're just a bunch of idiots running around um just

00:56:47.860 with no system whatsoever but they've got solid systems you know they've got offices and governments

00:56:52.420 and ranks and all this other stuff you know it's just it's just all uh western media just kind of

00:56:57.700 screw them over unfortunately so they they saw me and they're like hey miles tells it like it is

00:57:02.260 you know he's very neutral on the whole thing you know if he doesn't like us he'll say it but

00:57:07.140 if if he's chilling he'll say he was chilling he's not gonna lie and say you know they um

00:57:12.020 put me in a freezer and just push me over and shatter me into a million pieces like some people

00:57:17.620 in 40s came down in germany um yeah we all know that story yeah dude um have you heard about the

00:57:24.580 jerk-off machines yeah oh yeah i saw that i was like wow can i join in it's been eight months eight

00:57:32.260 months worth dude yeah one pump yeah one struggle dude just you just yeah dude i just all my all my

00:57:40.900 face just suddenly caves in and after one pump and just i just get drained dude you know all my

00:57:46.500 water all my water all liquid weight in my face just goes i'm like oh and just um it's a great time

00:57:52.740 you know all right let's bring it up and maybe we can finish off with jujiz

00:57:57.860 what is this this is this is what i feel like miles would do in any scenario basically

00:58:03.540 what is going on this is bizarre but i would i mean i would do that if i i don't have any midget

00:58:25.300 friends but like why not dude if we yeah you have all the all the hosts of the show yeah dude

00:58:31.380 i would love to do a wolf war street to like throw them at a dartboard you know dude that's me and reed

00:58:37.300 with jose and toad on our backs tops like an inch taller than us he just gets away with it i just

00:58:46.980 yeah yeah that's why i'm not cool just a little bit more you're like five eight all right you guys

00:58:54.420 want to talk about jujiz i think i want to talk about the jujiz hell yeah the jujiz oh yeah yeah

00:59:00.260 that's right yeah this is this is bizarre this is where did this come from is this article confirmed

00:59:05.140 or is it just like i mean it comes from the idf so it's probably bullshit so but yeah propaganda

00:59:11.620 dude so yeah i feel like we all can't go to hra it's just it's such a bizarre angle to take wait

00:59:17.780 what are you what this ain't it yeah so throughout the war with hamas and gaza israelis have ramped

00:59:24.740 up efforts to perform special sperm preservation procedures on fallen soldiers and left the ethical

00:59:30.340 questions for later what the fuck does that mean so so they literally they take sperm off the dead

00:59:36.500 soldiers and inseminate like their wives or whatever so grandchildren so grandfathers and

00:59:42.020 everything can have grandchildren no jokes like that because do you know how screwed the whole

00:59:46.820 jewish um breeding system is there's so few jews literally no that's the thing too there's so few

00:59:52.740 jews but they're starting to breed themselves out so they're marrying non-jews and there's there's

00:59:57.380 a lot of inbreeding that goes on by accident just because their native population is so small

01:00:02.660 so it's very hard to date as israeli apparently i heard that they do like a 23 and me test before

01:00:08.260 they start dating just to make sure that they're well i do also have a follow-up uh tweet here that

01:00:12.900 is related to this but my question also is why aren't they just like storing these men's jizz before

01:00:19.060 they get killed yeah it's more fun to jerk off a dead dude yeah dude imagine just in the front line

01:00:25.460 just like oh come on dude for your family you know just heroic war propaganda

01:00:32.420 who's the guy that's got the job to jerk off dead dudes that's supposed to be shooting loads

01:00:38.180 isn't israel where we send like all our sex offenders so it kind of makes sense as long

01:00:41.460 as they're a jew that's the catch yeah but yeah so yeah so that makes sense hey you know deal with

01:00:46.420 these dicks figure it out exactly hey guys my connection is pretty pretty spotty so i'm

01:00:51.860 gonna bounce so that i don't drag us down but keep rocking uh i'm on with dave smith on timcast

01:00:56.820 irl tomorrow night do not miss it i'm also the solo guest on timcast irl on friday tuning for both

01:01:01.700 i love you guys very much i'll see you guys soon i do thanks man thanks for hanging out man

01:01:06.580 solid see you bud hey top top do you what do you want to go top i know you have your your your

01:01:11.780 your kid uh story you want to talk about i don't know if that's worth worth oh he does talk about

01:01:15.780 kids yeah yeah that's a weird story and i feel weird telling it so my son like like my kids they

01:01:22.020 uh they think that like fart stuff is is really cool and then they also think that like their genitals

01:01:27.860 are cool now because they're at the age where i agree it's hilarious so now my my son is always

01:01:33.540 like stretching it and like showing okay no touching his lower button whether right wait

01:01:39.300 how old is he how old is he he's three he's three um oh okay i thought you meant like he's 14 or

01:01:44.100 something he's 23 and he's 20. so if we just chuck up the corner he's like hey dad the other day he

01:01:52.420 takes his he takes his wiener he stretches it out and he and then he has like the play scissors the

01:01:56.740 plastic ones and he goes like this i'm gonna cut it i'm gonna cut and i'm like yo what the whoa he's

01:02:02.100 been talking this radio he's online dude he's like okay give us your foreskin i was like yeah

01:02:07.540 dude no yo man uncircumcised this is an uncircumcised house we don't do that jewish but that's not

01:02:12.980 the story the story is the other day i saw him and he was doing the same thing and i was like what

01:02:17.540 are you doing and then he reaches over and he actually like puts it in his own mouth and i was

01:02:23.220 like i don't know how to feel about that wait like wait you're capable of getting his dick in his

01:02:28.020 mouth word no i'm proud i'm like i'm like embarrassed no fucking but i'm proud yes that's

01:02:34.100 insane just keep stretching son wait does he have no ribs i don't even understand how this works like

01:02:40.820 i don't know is it a flexibility thing or is he just that fucking hung or both like father

01:02:46.180 it's a weird question i know i guess i'm gonna go suck my own dick so yeah but yeah i mean i guess

01:02:55.220 little kids are usually very flexible for some reason i don't know what it's about little kids

01:02:58.740 they're weirdly like like how do you know dude i have two kids and i've they've done gotten like

01:03:03.860 hurt or not the thing is they don't even really get hurt when they're little because they'll do

01:03:07.540 shit and they'll just be like weirdly like i don't know i don't even know how to explain it i just

01:03:10.980 can't i can't even think of a situation that comes to mind but i've definitely seen them do

01:03:14.100 shit and i'm like it's just like they're little and limber i don't know it's just are you saying

01:03:17.620 you caught your daughter sucking their own dicks no i didn't i did not see yeah are you saying that

01:03:23.620 i could have done that when i was a little kid uh i feel like you'd probably be more likely at a

01:03:28.260 younger age because i don't know i i wish i could remember specifically but there is something to

01:03:32.580 that this guy told me my dick's too tiny he said one inches belly button yeah i sent you the

01:03:40.900 picture of his stomach his stomach was yeah but he was doing this shit wasn't he no no no

01:03:46.340 i i vaguely i wish i could i'm pretty sure you were bending yeah it was his fat his fat gut is

01:03:51.140 just touching and covering his dick yeah yeah my gut just hangs down so the belly button is yeah so

01:03:56.420 low it's just hanging right over the dick yeah that's what it is yeah i don't know man listen my

01:04:02.100 son sucks his own dick and i thought that was pretty fucking cool um that's whole story

01:04:06.420 this is super wholesome yeah i know i bet you nobody none of your kids are sucking their own

01:04:10.100 dick i probably have a few i probably have a few kids out there yeah oh you think so um potentially

01:04:18.100 i don't know i feel like i feel like i haven't fucked anyone since i became catholic but i feel like just by

01:04:24.260 god's good humor uh i've probably got a kid out there who's just kind of retarded or something

01:04:29.140 you know i mean like i'm i'm a i'm an ivf baby so i don't know my own dad so i feel like it's fat

01:04:36.020 carrying on the family tradition you know i was gonna ask that if you are like your dad but you

01:04:41.220 don't know no i all i know so my so when you basically jerk into like a test tube and you know

01:04:47.860 leave it for uh donor insemination you can you can leave a message for your future child so you can leave

01:04:53.380 like jews yeah yeah so you can the jews are taking it it's it's the west sperm bank yeah exactly

01:04:59.300 you mean the west bank yeah yeah that's sort of the same thing no they left they left uh he left a

01:05:04.740 message for me and i'm thinking you know it's gonna be two pages or something it was literally just a

01:05:09.300 line and it says i like to party i like to study i like to drink i like i like to uh watch movies and it

01:05:18.340 was like oh that was it and i'm like i'm like holy shit this guy's really autistic it's just like me

01:05:23.700 one struggle like father like certainly that's so interesting yeah it's like wow you know who he is

01:05:28.420 no no so he's ticked the box saying i don't want to know i don't want to know my son i don't want

01:05:32.100 him to know my details so i'm like imagine he finds out oh my son is some retarded autistic traveler

01:05:38.340 who's like the closest friends of the taliban that the british have and uh and he's just like goofing

01:05:43.700 off 24 7 making bank to selling taliban merch but like i don't you know how do you how do you

01:05:49.140 feel about that he's probably seen me in a few nose articles because everyone in england's seen like

01:05:53.300 me on the front pages from time to time so he's definitely seeing my face so one day when i'm so

01:05:59.140 when i'm big enough when i have like a million subs or whatever i'm just gonna make like dad you know

01:06:04.420 a youtube video is like dad please come reach out love you you know maybe i can maybe i can afford

01:06:10.980 your lifestyle i'll be like your sugar son i'll give you like the twist is uh his father is

01:06:16.980 actually one of the talent bros that he was hanging out with such a great argument for not

01:06:24.180 ticking that anonymous box because it's like what you would want to know if your kid end up like this

01:06:28.740 i i i would want to know so yeah it's like even like 20 years later i would come back to that

01:06:34.180 clinic and be like hey i donate some sperm anything came of that you know i would do ask you curiosity

01:06:40.420 dude i would be like so happy if miles was my son but mostly because that would mean i'd have

01:06:45.540 a son at all yes yeah it sounds good it would be bizarre because your dad probably has seen you

01:06:52.980 and yeah maybe does he have any inclination maybe he's probably like wow that guy's handsome as hell

01:06:58.820 he's like that's the most handsome looking ballsack i've ever seen dude he looks like

01:07:05.860 he looks like chemo patient wow but he looks so based um you know most likely most likely he's seen

01:07:12.340 a news article about me and i clued with journalists to say like the most the most terrible things about

01:07:17.060 with like retard dipshit asshole british war tourist goes to afghanistan gets fucked you know

01:07:23.860 headlines um we do have clickbaits and me and the journalists kind of collude and the journalists

01:07:29.060 that aren't in on it just follow the narrative but only people who miss out on the boomers who

01:07:32.500 actually read news articles nowadays you know so um he's probably seen that article he's probably like

01:07:37.140 50 now at least and he probably sees like fucking retard but he just scrolls past it but if he knows

01:07:42.500 it's me someday that's gonna be hilarious dude so if you if you jerked off into a test tube in 1998 or

01:07:48.180 1999 in birmingham in england you know hit me up dude hit me up no no i did it in uh like 2004 i think

01:07:56.900 in in worcester mass close enough dude you're what you're now my father give me did you really donate

01:08:03.460 sperm yeah that's no way they accepted your jizz yeah dude he's he's he's you don't they usually have

01:08:11.300 standards for sperm banks i don't know man it kind of happened like you must be this tall yeah

01:08:18.020 it was kind of just like random room that was like i don't know it almost looked like it was like a

01:08:21.860 oh so you're full of shit classroom or something i i just jerked off in my i jerked off in my physics

01:08:27.540 class no no i i did actually do this though okay why for money not for money you got money why'd you do it

01:08:34.020 how much i didn't then i was in college wait they for real i could have swore most sperm banks have

01:08:39.620 some sort of standards then bewildered that they took you this is like i've never looked at it i

01:08:45.300 just assumed being under five six they probably didn't want my fucking jizz yeah he looks like

01:08:49.620 he looks like every weed dude out there you know what i mean yeah like if they kind of i guess they

01:08:54.820 give you like uh like a like a piece of paper saying do you do drugs how heavily do you drink and then

01:09:00.900 obviously you take no for weed and they just stare at you and like right so back then i was like

01:09:05.060 basically a non-drinker and i had not done drugs at all it's like we need this guy's pure

01:09:09.620 seed i don't know well and i'm smart you're still five foot two and built like a doughy eight

01:09:15.300 year old yeah well it should be five foot one no no problems about that yeah yeah oh that's it

01:09:22.100 when your mom when your mom picked did she get to pick like uh like did she get to pick the sperm

01:09:28.420 like did she pick that one specifically because of like a little taste test a little look

01:09:34.820 that's the one yeah she was allowed so she so she she yeah because i'm wondering like what kind of

01:09:42.340 person like they go through and there's like these are this is the semen of this guy is five foot three

01:09:46.820 he has horrible indigestion i mean he's building already yeah he's retarded and then and the woman

01:09:53.300 right here that one yeah husband material right there yeah jesus dude yeah i can't believe i really

01:10:01.540 can't believe that there's so you did it for money right yeah i know there could be a toad kid out there

01:10:08.740 yeah yeah i know that's what i said yeah it's possible i mean i've never gone i mean i don't

01:10:14.500 know much but i would assume chicks do get some sort of like here's the standard details of the the

01:10:20.500 sperm donors you can choose from i would think instead of just a wild russian roulette of jizz you

01:10:25.540 know like like like you would think and so who the fuck is gonna pick a toad and then also on the other

01:10:32.260 hand you would think you know miles that your mom would have some sort of information you could work

01:10:37.540 with not a lot probably well i the only thing i know is apparently he was a doctor himself so you

01:10:43.620 got this wildly successful probably uh doctor person and then it's like wow i've got a son who was once

01:10:49.940 in investment banking who just gave all the way to laugh with the taliban so that's like you know

01:10:54.820 he's my son hundred percent you know this i accept him as my child you know it's gonna be like that

01:10:59.380 obviously and then we're going to uh be best buds and my dad's gonna love me and then i'm gonna have

01:11:04.260 family and i'm gonna feel at home and then i can finally stop traveling and attempting indirect

01:11:08.900 suicide oh my goodness i think we just broke miles i really i think i i've been asking for a long time

01:11:15.700 like what makes this guy tick and that's this is exactly it yeah i said you live love love you know

01:11:21.460 that's what we do on the show man we we delve deep into the guest psyche on the show psychoanalyze

01:11:27.460 as well toad what do we got here you're trying to pull up what is this cock rejuvenation oh well

01:11:33.220 okay let's check this out you shit uh so it's like you shit for sure yeah brian johnson undergoes

01:11:39.940 shock therapy on penis to get erections of an 18 year old i don't interest my erections are still fine

01:11:46.580 like when i was 18 i wasn't really thinking about wait i don't know when do your erections your dick's

01:11:51.540 still hitting it like it's still hitting like it used to because like i mean don't be wrong i don't

01:11:54.900 i don't have erection problems i i do just fine but i do remember like 16 year old maybe like

01:12:01.620 just throbbing i'm kind of wondering though like if he takes this too far will you like shock his

01:12:06.180 penis down to like the penis of a five-year-old or something he's like oh yeah i honestly wouldn't

01:12:11.860 want the dick of an 18 year old that's gonna get taken out of context but

01:12:18.260 but no for real i wouldn't want to be walking around with a like a

01:12:21.460 fucking loaded gun on a hair trigger like that like i don't know like i i have more control of

01:12:26.500 my cock in my older age yeah i would say at 18 like so i would be like i could go multiple times

01:12:34.020 but now i don't need to because i get it done in one shot you know i'm saying yeah it's like a night

01:12:38.500 like it's like it's a more experienced dick why would i want why would i want an 18 year old dick man

01:12:43.140 just go ahead and clip that dude yeah i i think i could i could still go like multiple times i

01:12:49.620 would have to imagine based on uh based on the the the day of 32 and things of that nature so i

01:12:56.420 don't need to do this i think your brain is so addled by porn i don't think you could perform

01:13:01.300 actually yeah i don't you can you see your dick i don't need an 18 year old's cock yeah i can see my

01:13:06.900 deck okay you can see it we saw it it's yeah it's bigger than you would think yeah well you want

01:13:14.500 some lord miles dick uh what lord miles dick law uh so basically my dick it's tiny man's i want it

01:13:21.060 to pinch you know i mean like it's a little it's all ecliptic right there it's like it's like wiggles

01:13:24.980 you know sometimes it's active sometimes and you know it's it looks like an eggplant like epstein's

01:13:30.580 100 you know i was on the island too so i got to get first-hand account experience of his dick

01:13:35.940 so you know um yeah so uh you know i believe that you were on the island but i now i don't

01:13:41.220 know that was my first travel you know that was my first travel experience it was really wholesome

01:13:45.460 dude i met some lovely guys you know networked with all the uh top um uh u.s government people

01:13:50.660 you know they're like miles you're gonna be the fall of war in 21 when we give up i'm like what and

01:13:55.300 then they're like oh never mind you're four years old just get back to it um but he could be telling

01:14:00.340 he could be telling the truth right now because no one no dude yeah it's like

01:14:05.540 yeah i've got these extreme stories so no one actually knows where what's true and what's not

01:14:09.460 anyway but um yeah my dick's absolutely tiny and i can go for like five seconds and then i just

01:14:16.420 completely come and then i'm just out dead instantly just fall asleep and i'm sweaty as hell so that's

01:14:22.100 that's it's 100 yeah so i do one first the lady comes 100 and then um and then you know we're just

01:14:29.620 it's just perfect like that you know it's 100 the best experience yeah he's like the most efficient

01:14:35.140 fucker yeah exactly i do i'm like i'm like i don't have time i have to be in afghanistan 10 minutes

01:14:40.340 bang finished and then you know what's crazy miles this lore that you put out there will get you

01:14:45.780 pussy you really i think he knows he knows oh yeah if you if you lie and say i got a big dick or

01:14:51.300 whatever it might this is actually a better this is a better way to get oh yeah i used to lie to

01:14:56.260 and say i had like a i wouldn't say like a tiny dick but yeah it's not that big it's no i'll see yeah yeah

01:15:01.140 no before i was catholic i would go and meet some girls say off tinge or something i was famous at

01:15:06.180 university because other things before uh this whole you know traveling thing so i would walk i

01:15:11.220 would walk um you know i'd meet someone and we would if somebody's against this topic and i would go

01:15:16.420 yeah i've got a tiny dick you actually can't see it it's very embarrassing so if we ever get down i

01:15:21.700 think you're gonna think of trans you know i would just i'll take it really far they're laughing

01:15:25.700 the ass off and obviously they it does work it does work dude um yeah this is the lord miles

01:15:31.700 pickup line you know um just tell the random women your dicks are tiny yeah exactly and just go for

01:15:37.460 insecure white women that's i'm joking all right toad you're the arbiter of funny let's get one more

01:15:42.500 video in here or one more thing one more topic and then we'll probably roll out at that point what

01:15:47.060 do you guys all right this is uh the fight between the black and the jew is this what we want

01:15:52.420 sure why not i like fights enhance enhance

01:16:00.500 he moved away

01:16:07.540 most peaceful us subway zero technique but intense ferocity that makes up for it yeah yeah i'm quite

01:16:15.300 conflicted because these are two groups of people that i really don't like um here's the thing

01:16:21.780 so at the very beginning jewish guy spits on the black guy oh what look oh he cries how does it

01:16:27.940 strike you no way wait the black guy spits on the jewish guy yeah and then the jewish guy kicks him

01:16:33.860 and then he yeah starts punching the jail what was his tactic so he like did this half ass kick that hit

01:16:38.900 the side of his leg and then he started running away and realized oh i'm on a subway i can't get out the

01:16:43.540 door yeah he tried to time it if you listen to the beep when he watch he goes bing bong and then he

01:16:48.340 tries to get out but it looks like he gets caught halfway he didn't time it correctly no

01:16:53.540 as always the part that's left out is they they straddled him with usury and stole his land and and

01:16:58.580 now he's you know obviously you know lashing out so yeah of course it's pretty funny he was almost out

01:17:05.620 the door but he just oh he was it would have been a bowler-ass move if you kick him in the leg real

01:17:10.980 quick and then get out the door and the guy's just like heated and the door is closed now and he's

01:17:14.980 driving to fucking you know the next station but he just didn't he didn't execute very sad exactly

01:17:20.500 no the uh jewish guy quickly runs out of the subway and runs to the next stop you know before the uh so

01:17:26.340 before the subway uh car gets there and then runs back on again kicks in and runs out again

01:17:32.020 that would be insane yeah yeah the train shows up and he's already there like i'm here i'm back

01:17:37.140 motherfucker just out of breath kick him in the other leg most most people don't accept the

01:17:41.140 fuck around find out mentality you know what i mean like most people just avoid fights like that

01:17:45.940 uh so have you seen like there's really dude he had no idea what was coming as well you know if

01:17:51.140 you're if you're willing to do some confrontation you need to obviously have your shit together

01:17:56.740 hey clearly he did not dude they don't they don't understand the jewish people don't understand like

01:18:01.620 that they're good at the confrontation of like uh politics yeah exactly yeah like not

01:18:07.780 physical confrontation they get reminded litigious confrontation yeah not physical confrontation

01:18:14.420 i had that fight with uh one of my jew landowners like years ago where i told him i was like listen

01:18:20.100 i'll fight you and i'll you up but i don't think you realize like what's going on here like on the

01:18:25.780 phone it's a different thing but i was like when you have to see me again you realize that right

01:18:29.620 and the guy changed his attitude really fast he's like he's like oi vey you know oi vey he's like i

01:18:34.980 think this through well all right guys you yeah miles or is there anything you're working on right now

01:18:44.260 i mean i feel like you're just kind of adventuring do you have anything to promote or anything like that

01:18:48.980 yeah man so if if you if you retards watching all five of you are watching um you know maybe six if

01:18:56.100 if we're looking how many views have we got actually 90 right now yeah well it was that it

01:19:00.980 was up well 90 90 90 bots and feds wow that's amazing if you if you now it's your dude i'm

01:19:07.460 surprised 90 retards actually put up with us for an hour and a bit if we include rumble it's probably

01:19:12.500 around 150 i've been looking oh we're doing assuming code didn't fuck it up again but go on no i think

01:19:18.020 it's good yeah thanks toad fucking retard some people i don't know why people watch this show like

01:19:24.420 every week i tune in i i you know we log in and i'm like there's like 40 people waiting for this

01:19:29.220 fucking i i don't know yes dude you must be going through some tough moments and they're like well

01:19:33.860 we want to listen retards who are having it worse than me you know what i mean to make me feel better

01:19:38.100 about my life but if you if you want to follow me search up lord miles on x or whatever it's called

01:19:42.580 twitter x instagram too so i'm at 122k on x like like 11 or 12k on instagram if you search me up also

01:19:51.860 search me on youtube as well so i'm going to be making some vice style documentaries i'm going

01:19:56.580 chilling with the taliban it's going to be filmed as well i did a video where i went shooting with

01:20:00.660 the taliban too that was a cool video million views right there go follow me and also donate to my

01:20:05.940 crypto i do not want to pay taxes and if we got any if we got any rich people listening i don't even

01:20:12.980 actually imagine mid 40 millionaires are listening to you guys but if there's any guys listening uh i have

01:20:19.380 this service where i guess slab of stone like like a stone tablet and engrave someone's name

01:20:25.940 and details on it and then take it to any location of the world for a certain fee so i've had people

01:20:31.300 yeah i've had some people worth you know i can't say who they want to keep private over 100 million

01:20:35.700 dollars asked me to take a stone tablet snake island i've done that i've got some clients booked so

01:20:41.300 if you guys want that retarded service your name can be obviously in this island or on these parts of

01:20:48.180 the world and found in 10 000 years time so your name will you know exist beyond books and digital

01:20:54.740 media when everything gets expired so if you want your ego to stay alive hell yes and also um yeah and

01:21:02.580 also if you're an embassy worker or affairs uh please stop trying to recruit me dude i am not interested

01:21:07.940 in joining musad i'm lord miles not the sad miles thanks dudes and also i love the taliban if you're

01:21:13.380 watching i love you dudes i'm gonna be back soon we're gonna have some chai together we're gonna

01:21:17.700 chill i love them too we should get some of the taliban on the show that would be amazing it depends we

01:21:23.220 would have to obviously be careful with questions but they're chill with media sometimes you know they

01:21:27.940 have to get authorization but it could happen do they have like oh dude get you get one of them on the

01:21:32.820 show we we almost had one on like a year what was whenever this was popping off i can't remember his

01:21:37.300 name mohammed haji or something it was definitely he's chill dude yeah i don't know him personally

01:21:44.420 but he's he's made some funny memes you know during the fall of cabal he was good um i also when i was

01:21:50.580 with andrew tate just hanging out with him i pulled out my uh i pulled out my camera and i was like hello

01:21:56.180 commander blah blah blah this is famous muslim man andrew tate worth 300 million dollars he is my friend over

01:22:01.540 here and andrew tate was like oh uh hello my dude and i was like yeah you'll come to afghanistan

01:22:07.540 sometime in shala blah blah blah and i just sent that to the taiwan and they were like what are

01:22:12.260 your friends about you take the top g i was like yeah man you're the top t's

01:22:16.740 yeah they know it they know yeah word spreads man so i called them the top t's and they started

01:22:21.940 like blushing a little bit they were like oh dude you shouldn't have our shocks dude our

01:22:25.460 shook smiles all like that is cool that's fucking crazy yeah dude that is insane oh listen you can

01:22:32.340 catch me uh tomorrow on the stew peter show i'll be there uh we're gonna talk about some something

01:22:38.420 about the jews i guess um nephilim dead squad we got on uh charlie robinson on friday and uh

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01:23:53.620 guys hell yeah thank you again for tuning into this fucking dumb show we'll see you uh next wednesday

01:23:58.500 or maybe sooner if we decide to do something fun man miles thanks for joining us thanks for having

01:24:03.700 me dude it was an honor being back on and i love you i love you niggas you know you guys you guys

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Tower Gang - November 16, 2023

Ep 151 - Talibros w⧸ Lord Miles Routledge

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