Tower Gang - Ep 153 - Do Black People Dream？ w⧸ Gavin McInnes

00:00:00.000 I don't know.

00:00:01.000 Nigga.

00:00:10.000 It's Tawa again, Wednesday, motherfuckers.

00:00:16.000 What's up, retards?

00:00:18.000 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby.

00:00:19.000 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's...

00:00:23.000 ...mussy.

00:00:25.000 You want to kill me or you want to give me a bone?

00:00:27.000 I don't know.

00:00:28.000 When I say fuck the Jews, that means I'm horny.

00:00:31.000 How low is me, I'm retarded.

00:00:33.000 Have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like...

00:00:38.000 The three of you had a threesome of some kind.

00:00:42.000 I was watching it and jerking off.

00:00:48.000 Toad's a liar!

00:00:49.000 He was a 10 in real life.

00:00:50.000 He's like a dead 8.

00:00:54.000 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:00:55.000 Donald Trump become on Tower Gang.

00:00:57.000 That is my...

00:00:58.000 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast.

00:01:01.000 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:01:08.000 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:09.000 This shit is retarded.

00:01:10.000 What's up, guys?

00:01:11.000 We're back on Wednesday.

00:01:12.000 This is Tower Gang.

00:01:13.000 We're doing things a little bit different.

00:01:14.000 We got Toad in the upper left.

00:01:15.000 We got Jose here.

00:01:16.000 Hell yeah.

00:01:17.000 We got Cole here.

00:01:18.000 And I'm your host for today, I guess, top.

00:01:19.000 Because Clint's not here.

00:01:20.000 We're joined by somebody very special and we've kind of got off on the wrong foot with him.

00:01:23.000 So, I mean, I'll introduce him.

00:01:24.000 Your fault.

00:01:25.000 It's not my fault.

00:01:26.000 I was just...

00:01:27.000 Listen, I was trying to break the ice.

00:01:28.000 It's entirely your fault.

00:01:29.000 It's totally your fault.

00:01:30.000 I've been out of your fault.

00:01:31.000 We have Gavin McGinnis, people.

00:01:32.000 That's the worst that came out of your mouth.

00:01:34.000 I was trying to like...

00:01:35.000 It was just a complete flop.

00:01:37.000 And honestly, I don't even care anymore.

00:01:40.000 I'm so broken inside that that was like...

00:01:42.000 It could be my most horrific moment.

00:01:45.000 I'll tell my wife.

00:01:46.000 She said, how did it go?

00:01:47.000 I was like, well, I almost got him to leave the stream before we started.

00:01:50.000 And I'm so broken inside that that was like, it could be my most horrific moment.

00:01:54.000 Like, I'll tell my wife.

00:01:55.000 How'd it go?

00:01:56.000 It was like, well, I almost got him to leave the stream before we started.

00:01:58.000 And so, I'm like, oh, I'm so broken inside.

00:02:01.000 I'm so broken inside, but I'm so broken inside.

00:02:03.000 you know what you should do you should cut yourself not like anything serious but just

00:02:08.920 like those little lines those girls do on their forearms wow man you know what it's it's too early

00:02:13.720 in the show but uh we should have fucking go right into our sponsor nido shave coat

00:02:18.440 i think we should do it now it's been funny because uh so i go to the gym a lot obviously

00:02:24.820 uh but no but it's but it's funny because now that all the chicks are wearing like the super

00:02:31.240 uh like high shorts now you just see their scars from actually cutting themselves and so you can

00:02:37.080 tell which bit oh yeah there's like multiple ones that i've seen and i just like cuts on their thighs

00:02:41.400 yeah on their thighs yeah yeah oh so well typically i think they would cut their thighs because it's

00:02:47.040 easier to hide than uh cutting your arms but now there's so many sluts that they just they just

00:02:51.380 they just can't hide it anymore no they don't hide anymore those are the ones that get the sloppy

00:02:55.340 toppy so i guess we're doing this listen they're cutting their nado shave co minimize ingrown hairs

00:03:01.360 razor burn irritation if you want to kill yourself in a fancy manner the way you know gavin mcginnis

00:03:06.620 just suggested that i feel like i'm told this episode yeah is that what's happening here yeah

00:03:11.220 yeah yeah you're totally i sympathize because you totally pulled the move where you tried to play

00:03:16.580 cool with like the chick because i don't think you're really trying to be mean to gavin i think you're

00:03:20.760 trying to like kind of play it off like cool you're kind of like you're no big deal but then

00:03:25.480 the chick calls you on it and you're like fuck it was just a poorly it was a poorly told joke and

00:03:31.400 you know what i'll own it that's fine i don't care no it wasn't a joke you said no one here knows who

00:03:37.200 you are and then you doubled down and said your career started when you got this heritage

00:03:43.200 i didn't mean that haircut i meant your beard like the beard cut that doesn't matter in diapers i've

00:03:51.180 had a beard since 1990 i'm aware of that dude i am a mega fan of anal chinook i've been listening to

00:03:58.100 you guys uh since way back then for decades man you got fucking your favorite anal chinook song

00:04:03.140 uh pubic lice oh that's the head is that really a song wow incredible deep cut you know top comes in

00:04:12.340 and says nobody knows you it's like hell but shit they smell oh pubic lice oh pubic lice

00:04:18.400 i haven't heard anyone sing that in a quarter of a century i have pressed dude it's so funny

00:04:27.060 because top comes in here and no one knows you are and then toad brings up a former band that he

00:04:32.600 was in and then their hit song and sings it and just absolutely mogs the shit out of top

00:04:38.260 that was a hit song in 1987 how old were you guys in 1987 i wasn't born i was listening to your band

00:04:48.480 as a two-year-old jesus christ that that explains why you're a tard toad i was sorry man oh my god

00:04:56.860 this is a weird episode i don't know yeah i know you haven't caught on this but toad is usually the

00:05:01.760 punching bag and yeah i'm usually like the cool suave one not not anymore baby so wow i'll tell you i'll

00:05:08.560 tell you what's happening here we're foreshadowing gavin and i've done a masterful job here at making

00:05:13.180 you hate me so later on in this episode things are going to get fun and there's going to be

00:05:17.760 decisions that are going to be have to be made and i'm betting even if i'm a complete dick to you

00:05:22.920 that i still win this contest well i'm racist and you look like a nigger so i'm probably

00:05:27.620 he's our people he's the closest we have you already lost when i saw your fro

00:05:37.400 because it's jewish or spanish which one the problem is you can't tell

00:05:43.200 not only does not only does he have the fro but he has a cyan honoring chicken washing behind

00:05:50.540 him right now he's clearly nigger is that what that is yeah that's that's my

00:05:54.920 what are you puerto rican the other worst kind

00:05:58.660 yeah no i fucking hate puerto rican man

00:06:03.500 they're kind of like turtles they're like food and they don't do anything in there

00:06:09.880 yeah they're kind of use they're useless i mean honestly they're most of my family is even

00:06:15.180 they're even too lazy to stab you so it's like what kind of they don't have political beliefs or

00:06:20.500 stuff like they like what they used to be all about puerto rican independence like in the 70s but

00:06:25.940 if you look at puerto rican now you're like so trump or biden they'll be like why

00:06:29.400 yeah i'm trying to make some pateles over here it's like you guys i'm a retard in my family because

00:06:36.600 they all look at me like what the fuck is this guy talking about but they're all simpletons so

00:06:40.720 that's why i don't do he talks about he talks about politics and pop culture is voodoo

00:06:47.020 and i'm like why don't we try to be in the same

00:07:17.000 universe as english he was saying you should have got a minivan no fucking way

00:07:23.040 you know what's funny i almost get into a fistfight i the pro move is to pay them when

00:07:30.020 they get you there i got in i gave him the dollar and then he drove me and then he forgot i get out

00:07:36.100 the car and he gets out with the same shit and i was like i was like he's gonna fight me for a

00:07:41.160 dollar but i'm like sir i paid you and he's just and i'm like oh shit so i just told him i said

00:07:45.800 listen man if you get out that car i'm gonna fuck you up and it's not gonna be for a dollar

00:07:50.540 and the guy was like he just thought about it for a second he said all right then he drove away

00:07:53.860 but yeah man these these people are fucking savages can't stand it gets real bad real fast

00:07:59.020 yeah yeah it's it goes like from a tourist area and then a couple blocks in you're in like the

00:08:06.100 darkest parts of nigeria and then it opens back up into some kind of like jewish concentration camp

00:08:11.900 it's the strangest it's the strangest uh fucking eco field ever and where are the hipsters at

00:08:17.140 they're at what's that beach rockaway oh yeah they're yeah they're in rockaway now yeah take

00:08:21.780 that over and you're like i know i don't know if you guys know where you are but okay relax have

00:08:25.360 some fun none of these guys what was it like to um to have the the hipster look before like before

00:08:31.480 there were hipsters because that i mean like it's his look you created it yeah you created the look

00:08:36.380 and then they took it and then they were like we were cool before we were doing this before it was

00:08:40.480 cool but you were like they stole the handlebar mustache but gavin also stole it from the uh like

00:08:45.180 old-timey bare-knuckle boxers but that's kind of cool to steal it from those guys yeah well luckily

00:08:50.720 they're dead i would they've kicked my ass that's actually a very complicated question uh fat comic dave

00:08:56.080 i don't know you kind of open a pandora's box of heavy explanations but

00:09:02.420 pop culture is created by the fans so i thought you were gonna say the jews

00:09:08.660 they assume control there's there's there's puppet masters above fans you know

00:09:16.560 they create the fans

00:09:19.060 chuck d iggy pop uh morrissey the singer of the gun club was the head of of blondie's uh uh fan club

00:09:29.500 like all of these ludicrous used to do uh a radio show chuck d used to design flyers most people that

00:09:37.260 are sort of within seminal within pop culture they got into it because they were huge fans of other

00:09:43.200 bands and i think other people appreciate that enthusiasm so the reason that the hipster thing

00:09:48.240 caught on is because i was putting out a do and a don't a day at vice and when you say like this is

00:09:54.840 the look this is the music this is the culture you end up creating it yourself and then like you're

00:10:00.920 the paul weller of the mods or the malcolm mclaren of punk and uh and it's not hard to create a thing

00:10:08.400 you just have to be really enthusiastic and like it i agree we we say about ourselves all the time and

00:10:15.220 like we're like very low level retards in this space but we say we say we're moving culture because

00:10:20.560 we just we'll do something on this show or maybe on twitter and then all of a sudden you'll see it

00:10:25.580 snowball into something more retarded like uh well the chicken washing thing was one what else did we

00:10:30.360 figure out the the your kids with the fucking jew uh yeah your kids were killed by the jews i bet you

00:10:36.220 gavin saw that yeah yeah your kills were your kids were crucified yeah oh i don't know if you saw that

00:10:41.300 i don't know if i did see that because you're like it was it was it was all whenever all the stuff

00:10:45.160 with the moss was going like right at the beginning and it was just everybody was just putting out

00:10:48.860 whatever they wanted to uh and they were just like hey they cut off 80 kids like heads and they

00:10:54.580 fed them to their dogs and then like on top was like they crucified my kids and he took a picture

00:10:59.600 of it and it went wild with like fake blood and it was just yeah pixelated blood it was it was so

00:11:06.480 it was just like great it's just so it's just so funny because we just we like moving culture like

00:11:10.500 that the ball the bowling ball is already moving so all you gotta do is like just tap it and then it

00:11:15.700 goes over there in that direction that's what i'm doing back in vice days i think shane and sarush

00:11:20.440 were frustrated they're like we want to be the part of the culture thing and i was like dude you guys

00:11:25.940 check out on friday at 5 p.m like your heart's not in it when i was a little kid like when i was 15 14

00:11:32.500 i was making mixtapes meticulously fastidiously and then sending them to like through maximum rock and

00:11:38.420 roll through the the letter page sent them to a guy in bristol and he'd send me his local bands and

00:11:43.880 like i was always heavily involved in in what's going on because i i love it i love people and i

00:11:49.700 love i love pop culture uh those other guys advice like they their heart wasn't in so when i left

00:11:55.300 they were just like sort of the bowling ball was just in on autopilot and there was david yes i'm so

00:12:01.420 glad that we got this interview with you now because as you're as you're like describing this

00:12:05.740 you're like so then i you know i took took this on a little vhs and i sent it out with carrier pigeon

00:12:10.100 i'm like this guy is so old like we got him before it's like you know one of these things

00:12:18.160 like you know like three celebrities you know die he's like gavin mcginnis died oh that sucks

00:12:22.120 we got him on man we we tried to have crib daddy on one last time we knew man we had him on twice

00:12:29.040 and yeah it was just it was one of those things where we we spoke about it too we were like oh let's

00:12:33.220 let's hit him up and then we just everyone forgot because we're retards and you know i've had 80 lives

00:12:37.720 like i was in a punk i was a singer of a punk band in 87 so i did that advice tree planning like i lived

00:12:45.160 a million lives but uh there's no sense in pouring over that um but speaking of crib daddy when i first

00:12:52.560 saw him in person because we would always talk on text and when you see him like in his chair you're

00:12:57.520 like all right you just got shitty wrists you're just a regular oh i would have been like oh he's

00:13:01.860 already dead that's what i would have found then i see him in person bro his chair is like you know

00:13:09.220 when you're in a fancy steakhouse and they give you that gravy boat yeah yeah like he's way down

00:13:15.700 he's like no no it makes sense now that the pizza got him that's the chair that i drew you in

00:13:22.800 you remember your uh your flyer for last year's uh the comedy tour uh and racism tour yeah yeah i so

00:13:30.420 i drew you as like crib daddy like in the oh yeah you're the guy who did that i'm the guy so now look

00:13:36.220 so do you see how i'm turning the tides on you here okay because we're about to let's just fucking

00:13:40.300 roll into this all right gavin we got let's do mailbag first just so he can are you sure i think so i

00:13:45.860 think he should get like kind of associated with all of us and clint didn't really get a chance

00:13:49.380 and then get into rule that is true that is true but clint came in looking so cool

00:13:53.760 i'm not taking my bag out

00:13:57.980 we'll see gavin you signed up for this up can you can you please you want a funny joke

00:14:06.860 i'm okay with getting nuked for gavin's dick

00:14:11.220 it reminds me because uh it was funny whenever i tell people i'm like i was telling some actual

00:14:28.800 irl friends about i was like hey i'm having gavin mcinnis on my podcast and they were like who's

00:14:33.040 that and i just sent the the uh the meme of this of uh the dildo in the butt i mean i just sent that

00:14:40.920 and they were like they're like oh that guy that is so frustrating because that joke was we were

00:14:49.000 watching hillary clinton dance and we're like this bitch can't dance she danced like she's got

00:14:52.780 something up her ass and i go i bet i could dance better than that with something up because

00:14:58.440 it's kumia's like place there's there's porn star guests so there's butt plugs everywhere so i grab

00:15:04.960 one of them i put it up my ass and then i start dancing like this did you wash it first or did

00:15:09.660 you just fucking world dog it he just spit on it just like i put it up it was just sort of like

00:15:14.740 kissing the anal lips yeah but still that's that might even be worse like because now that's like

00:15:21.180 all the outside i don't know man those points are definitely not worse than actually putting

00:15:24.580 something in your house because you know like they just want those around they leave them there

00:15:30.140 i don't know bring in their merch like to try to sell oh they're they're in their packages it's not

00:15:35.720 like they were just using them washed top yeah they really are becoming he he he like fucked himself

00:15:41.940 like only fan style to own the libs and then that became he did it to prove he's not homophobic

00:15:47.900 and it carries it's true because people go not a joke or it's true and that's all you have to say

00:15:54.660 these days wow it reminds me of there's this there's this uh bbc has this show about this emperor i was

00:16:00.800 just talking about this with kumia and they go rome's first trans emperor and they they do a whole

00:16:07.160 series on it caligula when you became an emperor you would say that previous guy was a fag

00:16:13.200 yeah and you would shit on him so they're taking that literally so i'm gonna go down in history

00:16:19.360 that that's gonna become a fact like richard gear with the fucking gerbil up his ass i was just

00:16:25.140 thinking i do i do like a conspiracy show and then like we'll talk about people that have died but

00:16:30.160 within the last hundred years and you're reading a book about them if i'm reading a book about you

00:16:34.120 i'd be like this does this is not this guy's not real this is all like this is fake he's done

00:16:39.040 everything it's called the death of cool look it up it's all in there it's like this guy he did he

00:16:45.520 did punk and then he started the proud boys and then he put a dildo up his ass and they're just like

00:16:48.920 that's that's what you do that's what on a serious on a serious note if someone is influential with

00:16:56.820 young men they call him a fag and make him gay because if you remember when you were 13 you were

00:17:03.520 like fag like i remember being 13 i saw the rock your picture show i was like this movie rules

00:17:10.020 and then there's the scene where frankenfurter fucks brad and i was like what the fuck

00:17:15.940 and i remember going like why whenever i thought about that movie as a 13 year i'll be like why is

00:17:21.420 that scene in there they ruined it it's so fucking gross okay and like then you're an adult you're

00:17:27.200 like oh fags fuck okay i get it yeah but but they try to let your date they try to to tommy

00:17:33.160 robinson and anyone where your life took on that same character listen to him he's a fag sorry what

00:17:38.700 was that quinn i i said i said your life took on that same character arc so you're you're going you

00:17:43.680 got this this gang of fucking hoodlums known as the proud boys and then you start shoving shit

00:17:47.700 up your ass like you you did you clockwork orange your own people but the proud boys is full of fags

00:17:53.760 proud boys come on yeah i was actually make that a gotcha like oh yeah i bet a bunch of you are fags

00:18:01.320 and we're like yeah there's a fag over there that guy sucked my dick today it was so i went to i went

00:18:08.940 to your comedy show in tampa like like last year and it was like yellow shirted out and i went with

00:18:14.620 my wife and all i explained to her was like you know gavin mcginnis anthony cumia josh danny doing

00:18:19.020 stand-up here and we went in there and it was like a fucking proud boys party

00:18:23.640 i've said this a number of times on the show and i was like i was like yo i didn't know what

00:18:27.520 to think but then you start looking at these motherfuckers and i was like there's like i

00:18:30.820 don't know there's like all kinds of people here and then they started like a nigger chant and it

00:18:34.360 was it was just the wildest craziest thing that was in the strip mall yes that was the one it was

00:18:39.700 like a little amphitheater yeah that was a good show all right you guys ready to get a mailbag i don't

00:18:45.600 have it collecting our fans before we go before we go to mailbag i just want to say real quick as much

00:18:50.820 as i've enjoyed gavin's career uh i think that the thing that i i find most impressive about you

00:18:56.560 is your hair uh as a bald man i have always i have always wanted to have your hair uh is there

00:19:02.480 you don't even know what just happened before you got in here with the hair just can we just

00:19:06.960 can we just leave the hair alone for now all right all right sorry i didn't mean to to redirect

00:19:11.360 but his hair is dope as fuck that's all i gotta say i'm just watching you guys all suck up to gavin

00:19:15.600 no he's just got this dope nazi haircut that like i wish i could rock it because it's always the same

00:19:20.000 is the thing about the thing about it he's always the same like how often do you cut your hair

00:19:24.540 razac r-a-z-a-c razac every time i talk to a black dude he's like nigga you smell like my aunt

00:19:32.340 it's hair like it's perm for like black women yo i use i use a product for black people too they

00:19:41.680 got the best hair shit like the coconut uh the green stuff yeah so you know besides that i could

00:19:47.240 i could do without them but the hair products i remember working at a um at a water park one

00:19:54.200 summer and you could tell whenever like the black people would converge on the water because afterwards

00:20:00.080 you see some bus from hbcu and you just see a bunch of ambulances following

00:20:14.480 we were talking the other day if black people die more in fires because they can't hear the

00:20:20.040 smoke detector or in like small pools it's close man you hear them complain they're like there's no

00:20:26.760 there was a pool in this community and then it's gone now like in williamsburg there was a huge pool

00:20:31.480 and it's gone and it's like yeah because there was nothing but fights and drowning

00:20:35.880 that's not a viable business model he actually brought it back to life in williamsburg and the

00:20:43.880 fights popped off again and like oh shit that's why you close it okay and now it's closed again

00:20:49.440 then the one time like they actually they were like hey maybe we'll try them with some hockey

00:20:53.540 or something then someone kills a guy with the blades on his feet he was like i can't have one

00:20:58.300 in my hand are you saying these people are inherently violent cold are you suggesting we do something

00:21:05.080 about it i'm just saying they're bad at sports that have to do with water any type of any like

00:21:10.720 whether it's frozen it's funny in coney island it's filled with black people and they all live

00:21:17.620 somehow they made project buildings all by the boardwalk like where the million dollar building

00:21:21.340 should be they all live right by the water you'll never see one in the water never and i've been

00:21:25.640 there i was there for 30 years not once liquid water they die frozen water we die yeah that's true

00:21:31.360 even like like in jamaica you see black people and they sort of wade up to their waist and stuff

00:21:41.340 they don't like do laps but at least they they get some oh don't get top started

00:21:46.200 dude if what clint said is true then i am uh i want global warming to the extreme man just hold on

00:21:54.200 gavin you've been to jamaica i'm assuming a million times you look like a nigga that goes to jamaican

00:21:58.920 what do you think about it i think those fucking idiots shouldn't have picked the british out in

00:22:09.380 1969 yes that's what i'm saying their island it's nothing but cinder blocks and rebar and

00:22:16.120 fucking mind-blowing violence girls can't drive alone they need an escort to drive there's fucking

00:22:25.040 nine o'clock purfuse in most towns because the violence is so extreme it's it's like it's haiti

00:22:31.320 really it's haiti with do you think do you think that they smoke a ton of pot just to try and like

00:22:36.680 diminish the violence are they just trying to like subdue them i'm surprised they can grow today

00:22:41.480 i'm surprised they can grow the pot like when you're in america is so pro like cbd because they're

00:22:47.000 like maybe we can calm these guys down if they're big i know it's the clear but it's it's we already

00:22:52.820 discovered it it's we nine volt batteries if we just if we just deprogram deprogram them from the

00:22:58.400 beep they'll be okay imagine being like speaking of the chandler jones uh crack video when you get

00:23:04.380 oh my god because this is just this is just too perfect oh fuck you scott imagine just having that

00:23:10.660 noise all like all day throughout your life why they might be immune to it because every time

00:23:14.520 someone tries to to insult them they go you're a fucking beep yeah that's true yeah they just don't

00:23:22.200 hear it anymore well the thing is like we don't think they're immune to it is that they've actually

00:23:26.320 it's changed their whole psyche like if we took that away they'd be like upstanding citizens but

00:23:31.960 instead like they're they don't get enough sleep we've already found out they don't dream

00:23:35.740 like that is actually a black people literally they don't they don't have dreams i have dreams

00:23:41.080 bullshit goes off every five minutes how are you going to get fucking REM sleep they don't go they

00:23:44.680 don't go to REM sleep they just stay in that light sleep and so but that's why they're also their

00:23:48.920 bodies are so toned because the body's always on the fight they're on alert yeah yeah they're on

00:23:53.580 alert always you know it's it's because people are constantly yelling racial slurs at them calling

00:23:57.680 them niggers and they're hearing a beep in their mind like censor it out so they're just like

00:24:01.940 he's retelling the joke but see that's actually not true they don't i was going to go somewhere

00:24:06.860 else you just stole a joke right away i just looked it up and they it says they do a dream

00:24:10.640 according to quora oh yeah jordan peterson told me about quora's dream

00:24:16.380 i don't know probably of electric beep jew lover 69 yes they totally do 100 percent

00:24:24.120 to see gavin mckinnis's search history it would be just constant questions that are racially oh this is

00:24:30.300 the best all right this is amazing i saw this today you ask quora that what a fucking maniac

00:24:35.140 i already don't been to jail twice they just had they just had the scottsdale police come to my

00:24:41.100 mansion now look they had the scottsdale police coming to my mansion in scottsdale

00:24:46.580 isn't this john john's brother he's coming to my mansion in scottsdale it is john joe's brother

00:24:51.280 i don't been to jail and he's an ex-nfl why is the government doing this

00:24:55.320 it's not the government it's the beep he mentions multiple times this is a million dollar mansion

00:25:04.200 i'm in my mansion smoking weed eating chocolate who calls their house a mansion look that's what

00:25:11.160 other people should call your house yeah people that don't come for money smoking weed eating

00:25:16.140 chocolates he's not retarded gavin he's he's a good dude it's just the beep there it's just the

00:25:26.920 beep he just hasn't slept in 35 years hey i saw your video about your mansion i have one question

00:25:33.080 what's eight times seven

00:25:34.980 i paid four million for this it's uh it's the amount of cocaine it's it's crazy to pay

00:25:46.120 crazy to pay four million for that it is it's retarded like you got nothing there

00:25:50.640 where is he look arizona hollywood scottsdale arizona arizona arizona is cheap you totally

00:25:56.800 overpaid you fucking idiot because they don't understand numbers man

00:26:01.120 that's like a 1.7 million dollar what the fuck is that it's a necklace like this people don't do this

00:26:10.220 oh this is my mansion right back in arizona i'm in my mansion i've been to jail i've been

00:26:17.880 in two psych wards they're still they're still playing with me look it's his and hers

00:26:23.140 this is the best part kids i've got he shows himself naked

00:26:27.400 this is the episode of the dick we're new

00:26:37.380 what's the for my face looking like dave chapelle

00:26:41.160 what's the one facing like dave chapelle he wiped the cocaine booger off

00:26:46.980 yeah he's doing that it's incredible

00:26:48.220 oh it's the best what's sadder than being rich and alone in a mansion and just doing coke and

00:26:54.220 talking about your mansion i don't know how this guy has any money left to be honest who is he

00:26:59.320 so he's challenged he was a crazy good defensive end for the uh cardinals raiders

00:27:05.620 no chargers and then sorry the right wasn't he on the patriots he was on a bunch of teams but

00:27:11.940 like he was like don't turn this into a betting show please he was a pro he went to syracuse but

00:27:17.700 yeah but no he was he was literally like one of the best in the league and the funny the funny

00:27:22.300 route to take this is that he's black and that's why he's so retarded wait if it's a good question

00:27:26.020 the true story is that he's got severe brain damage from playing in the nfl all right guys guys

00:27:30.200 wait who would you rather be the entire person um we will go around the horn would you rather

00:27:35.680 like like have that guy's whole mentality and his dick or would you rather have gavin's whole

00:27:42.180 mentality and gavin's dick go well in in fairness i couldn't really make out chandler's dick uh

00:27:47.100 against the black of his being it was long it was hanging he's like guys my dick is literally perfect

00:27:54.240 oh well gavin's selling me i'm interested in gavin's dick now gavin is trying to win

00:28:06.500 coctover after the act man we have to trying to oust rave you can dm it to at liberty log pod

00:28:12.020 and you have to clarify is this just like you're just your regular search history or is this also

00:28:16.680 because you don't go to incognito mode do you or do you even know what that is you old timer

00:28:20.260 no he don't oh shit that's disrespectful i hate i hate when insults are true

00:28:24.360 no that's not a big dick can we zoom in i would like to see it i would like to taste it if you

00:28:32.820 don't mind can i taste it please also also look at his fingers those don't look right that looks

00:28:38.320 like some nephilim shit oh yeah that's like you break your fingers a ton it's like yeah like it's it's

00:28:43.360 like i'd rather have a i'd rather have a five to seven incher than that footer women do not want

00:28:50.780 huge cocks how many times do we have to go over this all cocks are about the same i've been in a

00:28:55.220 million changing rooms they're just they're normal that's true women don't want like this fucking

00:28:59.420 giant chocolate turd so your first mistake gavin was thinking that i give a fuck what the women

00:29:05.560 i want to i want a big old strat painful dick you know what i'm thinking i think this question was

00:29:12.500 originally meant uh like the the point of the question was that having his dick would be a

00:29:17.980 positive and having his mentality would be a negative i think it's the opposite i think having

00:29:21.820 his dick is actually more of a negative and having his mentality is actually more of a positive pure

00:29:26.420 pure cope i don't want anything from that man's life i don't want his stupid mansion

00:29:33.700 and i don't want i'll take his cocaine i can get cocaine like that that's true yeah dude i want

00:29:43.320 that mentality because it's like it's it's like he's retarded he has the can't chromosome that's

00:29:47.620 what i want you just you want you want severe cocaine induced paranoia yeah yeah yeah with cte i

00:29:53.020 want i want to have the confidence or or just the complete just no brain of being able to show

00:29:58.540 myself naked on like on a live stream you had that and you threw it away it's called being five

00:30:05.320 oh that's true and i send that shit all the time you already live that cte is cocaine uh triggered

00:30:13.120 encephalitis i like i like the horseshoe theory of like you can be on like either end of this

00:30:18.620 spectrum and it's like you're like white and gavin mcginnis showing your dick to people that you just

00:30:22.060 saw 15 minutes ago or this black guy showing his dick and they're like right there but they'll never

00:30:26.480 meet because they're like you're like way on the other other side of it

00:30:29.480 mailbag oh yeah mailbag uh conspiracy extremist if you could use only one racial slur for the rest of

00:30:42.300 your life and you would have to always use it when when referring to that race what racial slur

00:30:47.700 yeah no that immediately that immediately eliminates nigger for me which is the clear favorite

00:30:53.480 it's like nobody wants to die every time they say a word so that's the problem it's like it's not

00:30:57.340 necessarily like i want to use it but it's just that i refer to refer to them every time but like

00:31:03.060 yeah yeah oh i see because yeah you'll get killed so obviously you got to choose the the racial slur

00:31:07.960 that that you're least likely to come across and that is abo there you go that's the music yeah i don't

00:31:15.380 know if oh the mailbag music is those fucking aboriginal people and the tranny playing i love that one

00:31:21.340 oh you know the song hell yeah hell yeah i gotta go back though you know what happens you guys know in that

00:31:30.200 video he like coughs or she coughs like

00:31:33.600 laughing he thinks she's laughing

00:31:38.640 like do you think what's so funny they're they're addicted they're addicted to fuel in bags that's

00:31:49.040 literally their drug of choice these people are unbelievable the no ramarama song have you heard

00:31:53.940 that like don't don't sniff the the gas in the bag no ramarama well i haven't heard that i saw the

00:31:59.040 public service commercials and say guys please stop sleeping on the road yes oh yeah

00:32:04.180 if our producer can pull up the no ramarama video uh just so gavin can experience it i'd appreciate

00:32:12.720 it yeah you would this is it's a fucking banger too

00:32:14.880 it's the same shit they do to jamaican people like i was i can't even remember any of the rhymes but on

00:32:21.520 the road it was like it'll give them little rhymes like buckle up or you'll be dead flip over the side

00:32:27.040 bump your head and it's like that's the only way they'll remember dude this this is why this is why

00:32:31.800 black people really would be this is why black people would be like why they're so good at

00:32:35.740 headmaster it's why they're so good at rapping because they they speak and think in rhymes all

00:32:40.880 the time because it helps them remember everything you cut me off to tell that joke toad yeah you see

00:32:45.100 what i mean no we're playing we're playing this game now and i think we're primed for it man

00:32:49.080 yeah we're gonna play it blacks have uh i think they're good at rap because they have a different

00:32:53.500 type of thinking and and some people when they're talking about the the iq problems they say yes

00:32:59.320 sure and the test and everything but they do have a a faster brain than whites and they can think

00:33:05.400 i'm giving blacks a compliment right here and i'm saying maybe the faster brain makes it easier to

00:33:13.340 like rap and freestyle because you're you have like you're faster grabbing the tools that are in your

00:33:18.640 head they have the extra bone in their brain but listen don't distract me why they're good at

00:33:22.740 sports as well like we're playing this game

00:33:24.560 all of us suffer from severe autism and we don't like when there's six people on the stage

00:33:33.740 traditionally we played this game with every guest that we had and we let them decide if

00:33:39.440 somebody's got to go to keep the equilibrium we only do it for like five minutes or so not to be

00:33:43.220 like you know mean but uh this episode i have completely this is like inverted world episode and i

00:33:49.680 shouldn't explain this but i've done it on purpose just to test what happens here go ahead i have to

00:33:55.540 vote someone out we are not a vote it's just you you're the dictator you showed us your dick you're

00:33:59.920 the dictator that's bad i mean i i don't want any of you to go but that's really kind like when you

00:34:06.620 give a chicken ultimatum she's like neither but uh oh it's like having to kill one of my kids

00:34:12.440 i guess i would have to kill this guy because he's the newest guy oh that's totally fair that's

00:34:21.080 totally you know what we're gonna respect that song that was cool but uh i know you're the least

00:34:26.600 instead of these five i understand we have to respect it in fairness in fairness you're not

00:34:30.980 going to get to know okay

00:34:32.620 this is fucked up this is not this is a weird episode i don't like it he's just like a great

00:34:46.060 guy he's just sleeping anyway so he's a he has like he has like a hundred and something thousand

00:34:51.400 followers he's always on always on simcast he's like he's the only one of us that is actually

00:34:56.200 worth the like in the in the actual world and like he brings like he brings the most amount of like

00:35:04.220 uh notoriety to us and everything like but we we were talking about this because toad gets very mad

00:35:10.700 because if obviously toad is the one that usually gets voted off it's weird he's like on his game

00:35:15.560 tonight it's very obvious why is why is that obvious what i've i've i've he has immunity

00:35:21.860 hold on that's true exactly i'm gonna read i might read some of the chat for you because i mean he was

00:35:26.400 i'm not gonna read it toad was talking about suicide again today because like we were like

00:35:30.560 we're playing the rule five toes yes

00:35:32.360 all right we can do mailbag now oh yeah fucking mailbag we have more questions

00:35:42.420 dude dude if we pull up clint's uh screen right now we'll probably see his dick as well

00:35:47.600 this is the episode of dicks i can't show it live but i wish we could see him he's in the mirror

00:35:53.180 he's in yeah he doesn't know he doesn't even know when he's so shit he is when we haven't told clint

00:35:58.280 this but fuck this when he no when he walks away when he walks away we can see what he's doing

00:36:05.300 he doesn't know and he'll never watch this again so yeah he's going to he's going to do something

00:36:10.800 that he regrets eventually

00:36:12.120 wouldn't that be funny if he killed himself

00:36:13.860 what if he like killed a hooker back there and we're just like

00:36:18.640 everybody's real awkward wow what a great view

00:36:22.780 this is the episode of dicks man all right i'm sorry yeah miami

00:36:26.980 miami

00:36:27.580 all right this feels wrong this feels wrong i can't do that this is all right mailbag mailbag

00:36:33.800 mailbag yeah

00:36:34.720 dude but abo is such a great answer for that by the for the last answer

00:36:38.360 funny about proud boys oh yeah part of the thing we're coming up with the rules and we're just

00:36:42.320 making up stupid shit and one of the roads i was like okay everyone agreed no abos and they're like

00:36:48.020 yeah we wrote it down and then it this was when it was just manhattan and then it exploded and i was

00:36:55.380 doing a tour of australia which didn't pan out i got banned from the entire continent

00:36:59.480 the guy who was doing the promotion he calls me he's like can i talk to you for a second

00:37:05.620 uh is it true that you said no abos

00:37:08.500 and i was like holy fuck i never thought in a million years

00:37:12.580 this would make it through australia where actual living abos

00:37:17.400 would be pissed off

00:37:19.020 and he's like are they mad they're not mad it's the white people that are mad for them

00:37:23.420 even though those white people know they can't fucking stand them

00:37:26.020 how could you stand these people they're like they're worse they are worse than black people

00:37:29.820 in the fact that they're just there like they're like

00:37:31.820 but at the same time what's more hilarious than an abo proud boy like something

00:37:37.080 you'll find one who's like 20 or something or some minuscule percentage like

00:37:48.220 octoroon abo and you're like wait a minute you someone had to have fucked one of you to make

00:37:54.440 an octoroon who did that yeah it's crazy that's what we were yeah it's like not even a female

00:38:00.820 at that also i do have a question for you gavin whenever you did get banned from australia is that

00:38:05.400 the most you've ever felt jewish in your life

00:38:07.820 it's like 108 to go baby boy it is lame when i'm hanging out with with like baseball dads and they're

00:38:16.040 like yo it's crazy man i just got banned off of twitter and that's like my third time i got banned

00:38:21.500 and i'm like okay wow i'm banned from a continent what a fucking hipster

00:38:27.760 i know what was hipster about what i just said you're like you're like yo bro i did it first bro

00:38:42.620 no you it's like and then with the hairstyle of course i'm much more consequentially banned than

00:38:48.720 some guy who can't get on twitter like they attack they egg my house vandalize my car i get pepper

00:38:54.740 sprayed yeah i know but the guys the guys just how did they know they could use the spray can

00:39:01.460 how did they get they would get on an airplane

00:39:03.880 i would love to be if you're gonna be terrorized by a group it would abo is his ideal

00:39:10.600 weird little stick like

00:39:13.700 they're just laying in your driveway like they fell asleep on your driveway and you're just like

00:39:19.120 all right i'll just back over you i don't care

00:39:21.020 it's it's crazy also because it's like it's they're kind of like midgets in a way in the way

00:39:32.800 that we keep them around because we could eradicate them they would be gone from the gene pool if we

00:39:38.600 wanted to but we're like listen they're they're lesser we'll just keep them around a little bit

00:39:42.780 they're only surviving because we help them out it's kind of crazy you're like an inch taller than me

00:39:47.020 shut the fuck up i'm saying midget midgets

00:39:49.360 it's weird it's weird when the way australians treat them because they're like oh yeah it's

00:39:57.200 racism and blah blah and you're like we have blacks here they're basically the same as us but

00:40:02.360 there's some bad contingents and we're worried about those guys because they're violent but there's

00:40:07.180 like black scientists and like black supermodels and stuff so they're pretty much us but with a

00:40:13.040 bad contingent abos no there's no you're like you're like in lord of the rings like you're a

00:40:19.500 different thing entirely it's not like good abos and bad abos the the funniest one of the other

00:40:26.080 funniest ones we watched it with elijah schaefer was um the abos when during covid the abos needed a

00:40:32.460 translator to translate to abo i've seen that abo is just english but it's just so terrible

00:40:39.000 it's just retarded paralyzation is important and you you want to sequester yourself away from

00:40:45.140 overpopulated areas and they're like he's saying that don't be too crowded and try to go away

00:40:51.400 and they're like got it

00:40:54.740 oh shit this song is such a banger dude i love it

00:41:01.140 no bandita

00:41:08.560 no skippy

00:41:09.960 they're speaking abo in this

00:41:11.960 we stand together look at us we can't live forever

00:41:17.540 don't resist stop show me brother

00:41:21.280 at least dance strong for one another

00:41:24.960 come on come on come on come on yeah

00:41:28.340 come on come on

00:41:30.340 we couldn't lead us

00:41:33.660 over the islands

00:41:35.680 you don't say petro

00:41:37.900 how about can you put the petro

00:41:40.840 in the highest fish

00:41:43.120 you don't

00:41:43.880 you don't

00:41:45.800 you don't

00:41:46.560 you don't

00:41:48.680 you don't

00:41:52.720 you don't

00:41:54.800 you know what the white the white lady that trained them to do that it probably took months

00:42:18.460 she's got that on her resume she's like i work with the abo abo abo rabble up clan

00:42:24.820 and i actually taught them how to sing

00:42:26.600 wouldn't it be great if oxford it was uh uh challenged to do a song

00:42:32.180 and they're like all right oxford what do you have like well it's about petrol

00:42:36.480 you know how bad uh like a situation is to get to where they finally make a song about stopping you from doing like that doesn't happen very often for like i mean i think there was maybe the during covid they put out a couple songs that were kind of

00:42:43.480 you know how bad uh like a situation is to get to where they finally make a song about stopping you from doing like that doesn't happen very often for like i mean i think there was maybe the during covid they put out a couple songs that were kind of

00:42:58.480 songs that were kind of 9 11. they had some 9 11 songs like yeah it's like that kind of tragedy

00:43:03.480 it had to be a really bad thing happening

00:43:05.920 it's like if you see something say something

00:43:07.940 it's like if you see something say something like

00:43:10.240 rhymology but it's like yeah it's just it's just so it's so over the top that you go

00:43:14.860 the petrol stays in the car it doesn't go up your nose

00:43:18.760 it's like it's like jesus christ you have to you have to sing this to these motherfuckers

00:43:23.220 you can't stick it on your nose much uh no no l.a about 20 years ago they had these big billboards

00:43:28.980 and it said in spanish don't rape like rape is like the trespassing it's a trespass or something

00:43:38.260 like that it's possible is that what it's called yeah and so they had these big signs and like

00:43:42.980 rape is wrong like no viro for a trespass no no no no the spanish guy's like i never thought of it that way

00:43:49.540 i guess do you remember like do you remember in the 90s like the days of like dare and they had

00:43:54.340 those like truth commercials like this is your brain on drugs and then smash an egg with a frying

00:43:59.140 pan that's what this is this is like this is the the abbo version of it this is a psa we have to see

00:44:04.340 it's gonna it's gonna have the opposite effect because i would just get high and watch those

00:44:07.540 commercials and laugh my ass off so i bet the ab originals are just getting all gassed up this is

00:44:11.860 your brain on rape they're like this is this is your dick on rape and it's just a guy having like

00:44:20.660 the time of his life you know what's funny to think about like so a lot of people except for the pubic

00:44:26.500 lies wait wait wait wait i didn't get that joke i was saying he enjoys the rape the guy does wow did

00:44:32.820 you just get toaded i'm telling you this is a weird episode toad is usually the one doing these things

00:44:37.300 and cole is our star player here this is all the construct of the joke is things that are bad

00:44:44.500 like don't do them and then you change it rape is bad and they just show a guy raping but then like

00:44:51.380 then everybody like at home is going like looks pretty fun this is the kind of guy that that stole

00:44:57.540 stole adopted dogs maybe like nine or ten of them and kept letting them get into the antifreeze and was

00:45:03.460 perplexed why they were like dying the most violent death but he also is the guy i'm talking to he

00:45:08.420 also has threesomes periodically and he'll take it off all of his clothes just to get head severe brain

00:45:13.220 damage yeah and he lets me watch and he only likes head nude he will take all of his clothes off just

00:45:20.340 to get blown and also cannot cannot come from head this guy is never not once yeah but but he has to

00:45:27.860 get totally naked for it that's those weirdos who have to be nude to shit yeah he's one of them too

00:45:34.260 those exist no that's you yeah yeah don't lie to me well yeah clint you're pretty close because you

00:45:38.980 don't wear underwear yeah that's true but like that's just boss shit don't listen you're

00:45:44.500 what's the funniest is oh i didn't think about yeah because like it's one of your pants smell like piss

00:45:51.460 oh yeah yeah probably but like i'm not down there who gives a fuck right he's rich though so he

00:45:55.540 explained to me he's like i don't give a fuck like i got money like he's got enough money so that

00:46:00.260 like you could just smell like all day the girl's like you kind of smell like piss and he's like

00:46:04.500 here's a hundred dollars shut the fuck up she was like you smell like money now you're good

00:46:11.460 hey get out of my fucking stingray you you sure my pants smell like piss the crazy thing about him

00:46:17.620 too is that he's like built like a pug standing up so he's got no ass cheeks at all like i we did

00:46:23.940 that's irish that's the irish ass yep you got that like hole right on the sheet we did tim cast

00:46:28.980 together we went on the airplane i seen him lift his hands up with the jay-z shit you know for the

00:46:33.620 and i could see his full outline of his dick and i could see his just his assholes you could see the

00:46:37.460 rim of his assholes i was like that's crazy just touching basketball short all day so like if you

00:46:44.020 miss a white just poke in it is that a tail you got a hemorrhoid dude let me put that back in there

00:46:52.100 just like put a pen in it when he left when he left it blew me a kiss

00:46:59.460 that would suck you go to put your finger in it it's just like

00:47:02.740 like a baby yawning i don't need i don't need to wear a belt though because my asshole just keeps

00:47:11.460 my pants up it's perfect it's perfect he is built he's built crazy like he looks nice but like when

00:47:18.740 you start looking at him proportionally like that's weird like i got i got really nice legs i just have

00:47:23.300 no ass that's the problem yeah big old dick in the front look he looks weird with it i don't know i got

00:47:27.460 i got it doesn't look good on nice legs got a good dick no ass you know it's the irish curse

00:47:32.100 clint has a wild dick to ass ratio that's yeah what's yes he'll see your ass hell yeah

00:47:39.300 we already see you're back you're back to the end dude does it hurt when you sit no

00:47:50.020 if i sit on concrete yeah forget about it let me see your chair let me see your chair clint move

00:47:54.100 move your head yeah okay he bought the same chair as me because he was like yo top he was in my

00:47:58.260 house sitting on the chair and he's like what chair was that felt like really good and now i'm putting

00:48:01.700 it together this guy's asshole must hurt all day no no all day long no i got enough ass that my

00:48:06.980 asshole doesn't actually make contact with whatever

00:48:15.460 it hurts for other reasons i don't believe you i think you're sitting on your asshole right

00:48:20.580 the balance all right we we got any more mailbag before we can do shit i think we do yeah um this

00:48:29.700 this is actually weird because we answered a similar question a little while ago when we're

00:48:33.620 talking about the butt plug let's ask the question toad art r or art rod would it be gay to lick a

00:48:39.780 dildo after a woman just herself with it oh good question i've thought about that weird but not gay

00:48:46.820 no yeah i don't think it's gay no depends how you lick it

00:48:56.500 if you yeah if you just kiss the tip of it is that gay because you got to lick it in a way that's

00:49:00.660 seductive to the woman right that obviously you gotta be like like if you just said

00:49:06.420 it's so funny a way to come out to your wife it's like she she fucks herself

00:49:10.260 a plastic cock and be like yeah exactly yeah hey baby you want to see how i lick this cock

00:49:16.820 i don't know his so again cole took focus on cole his wife they used to go to christian college and

00:49:22.020 uh she used to make him put like like the end of the razor blades in his ass and then we saw a video

00:49:26.900 of it yeah tell the story that that's why i felt so like connected with you gavin we just put things

00:49:34.260 over here yeah but he he does it he does it just because it's no no no no handle handle the handle

00:49:42.260 like the razor blade off the right end yeah like like the gillette like pro glide or whatever the

00:49:47.620 and then just remove the the razor side get that get that far away he was really pushing the marketing

00:49:53.300 campaign to its limits he's like let's see how pro glide this is

00:49:56.580 does pro and astro go together are you guys still together yeah that's my wife not for long

00:50:07.220 it's it's crazy bum bum so oh that's a good question we don't know that's a yes wait wait wait

00:50:14.740 what what does she still put things in your bum bum uh she tried like once and then she got a little

00:50:19.780 on her finger and she was like nah i'm not doing that again why do you play with your shit there dude huh

00:50:24.660 i mean i was like because he's a standing wiper it's where it's all coming together

00:50:31.620 i mean it's where oh yeah but like still i forgot you finger in a woman's ass and you get that et

00:50:37.380 elliot thing where you're touching i was oh yeah yeah they call that the um the dell the hello from

00:50:44.580 the other side oh really maybe yeah dude the best though the best though if you if you just toss a

00:50:52.020 digit in there and then you you go to town you could feel your own finger on your dick that

00:50:56.180 shit's dope yeah it is i've done that it is nice and then and then if you go really hard you can

00:51:01.060 just pierce the veil and then just just become a disaster is that like i wonder

00:51:08.900 what if you jerked yourself off from inside of a woman and then bragged about how she couldn't

00:51:12.900 actually make you come like you have your fingers in her butt oh i think your full hand and you're

00:51:17.780 grabbing your dick and you have to you know she's a whore when her ass is so stretched out you can turn

00:51:25.940 your dick off yeah you could do that actually if you were if you were you could get like

00:51:31.940 on at least half of it yeah well you'd be like you'd be like she's so loose i have to get in there and

00:51:37.300 provide some clampage so that i actually feel something what a concept what a concept anybody's

00:51:45.700 using doing stand-up you're free to take that concept okay oh this is this is a great question

00:51:49.780 also if you're a jewish porn uh like maker uh also free concept just take whenever your oldies get

00:51:56.660 all worn out and loosened up bring them in no this is a really important question if if a dude were to

00:52:04.020 actually fist the girl that you're and jerk you off from inside her is it gay oh well that's a good

00:52:10.180 question technically no but pretty pretty much gay pretty gay it's gay because i mean he's still

00:52:17.700 jerking you off his hand is still on your dick so that's gotta be but you're a woman i talked to

00:52:21.700 chick once and uh it was with my buddy shane that i started vice with and i was trying to put it in

00:52:27.700 her ass and he was he was lying flat on his back and she was on top and uh i she didn't like it in

00:52:33.780 her ass but i thought i gotta do something because they're face to face i think

00:52:39.140 hey just scooch around i got i didn't put this in there there are people

00:52:42.340 fucking over there i gotta get involved i can't just pushing and pushing and it's like

00:52:48.420 and then eventually

00:52:49.140 i'm like oh cool

00:52:56.900 uh on top of both of them and i look down and i guess what i see

00:53:02.420 an asshole wait a minute

00:53:04.900 how many apples does this bitch have and then i realized and then i reached down

00:53:12.660 and i'm like wait a condom i wasn't wearing a condom why am i wearing a condom oh god and i

00:53:18.740 realized like there's no way you know you know like on your calf muscles or this area here

00:53:27.300 yeah i entered his condom on that little like

00:53:40.500 you shane's condom no it's dick too

00:53:45.780 i didn't like go oh jesus christ i was just sort of like all right well this is probably you were a

00:53:59.860 team player you were a team player you were like i know what's going on here did you finish inside

00:54:03.940 the same condom and if you did is that gay oh man that's probably gay to do that but no i pulled out

00:54:10.020 and then i i can't remember what i did i i didn't do it for long but he no i don't think he knows to

00:54:15.300 this day that we rub wait wait wait wait a second so did you say that the condom switched dicks

00:54:21.220 no that's what i thought you thought you were like you went in there and you like

00:54:25.300 you got it that would be great stole it and you're like dicks in her pussy

00:54:31.620 in a condom which is in which makes it gay like like the question is like two dicks in a

00:54:36.820 pussy is gay it's only half gay yeah actually no that's that's way gayer than than double

00:54:42.580 penetrating a girl i feel like safe sex because period is pretty gay yeah

00:54:49.940 i like i like yeah i like your energy too gavin because like so your boy is going in with a

00:54:54.100 condom and doing missionary the most boring and and he's like i'm going in raw anal like that's like

00:55:00.820 that's just what you're doing it wasn't missionary right you said it was cowboy or something right

00:55:07.540 she was maltese and uh a dog this was a dog

00:55:14.340 the story gets even better man

00:55:15.860 one time i was fucking her alone and i think i had a condom on that time and i was like oh

00:55:30.340 fuck i'm gonna come and then as i was coming she goes oh you are coming in my pussy

00:55:36.340 you know what's funny i'm such an idiot that like you're like this person's from the island of

00:55:51.380 maltese and i'm like this could be an asian person this could be a black person i don't know

00:55:55.060 they invented glass it's a big glass not ringing a bell gavin maybe we can have our producer

00:56:05.540 it's you know the boot of italy it's like away from the toe of the boot

00:56:10.900 they could be black though they could be black people there right

00:56:15.860 no they're italian they are black yeah well yeah they're similar to sicily in that i think they

00:56:21.300 were they're by uh by early 1900 standards they're niggers so some of them are black

00:56:28.500 but like people think africa north africa is black they were kang sorry north africa is italian

00:56:35.620 they look like anthony cumia so they do hell yeah i'm off yeah and cumi is definitely italian right

00:56:42.100 because he could be one of these white people that just slipped in no he couldn't be more italian

00:56:46.820 yeah he's got like the big italian does he have a big in in real life when you're

00:56:51.140 up close to him does he have a big face do you have a big face in real life no i don't have a

00:56:55.460 big face my wife is like inch indian and uh like american indian and and slav her head is

00:57:02.740 oh that was a close one yeah well it was a close one when you first when you went my wife was indian

00:57:07.140 i was like oh man what kind i know what your house smells like now i know you're like going to

00:57:15.860 asshole i didn't know you like that stinky like yeah my house smells like hybrid and alcohol

00:57:23.460 but she doesn't she just go on you just go on the preserve and just pick one and you just go like

00:57:27.780 that one there yeah not a reservation to preserve sorry it's where we preserve them for our sexual

00:57:40.580 i was i was one letter off okay jesus

00:57:47.780 it went from it went from being like a place where they have like homes that the government lets them

00:57:51.780 have to like jurassic park it could be well there should be a preserve there should be a preserve

00:57:58.180 for all of the different you may have noticed my pussy tastes like strawberry jam it's because i grew

00:58:03.460 up on the preserve hey do we have any more mailbag are we done we do uh let's do one more all right

00:58:14.740 this is a great question for gavin by the way but private pile says in the spirit of the season what

00:58:20.340 is one gift you would give to an entire race if you could give them anything wait i think we should

00:58:24.500 i think we should ask that question the toad question is it which one 10 iq points to the blacks

00:58:30.340 wait no no fuck that question you're gonna double them yeah because it's like it's like you're giving

00:58:35.940 them a little bit and then pulling it back let's send let's send weird messages to our audience where

00:58:40.420 we'll read your free chats and not the ones you paid to send us i want to answer this question gavin

00:58:45.540 is it gay to jerk off to your friend in a threesome absolutely yeah like people always say

00:58:51.780 if you're if you're banging a chick with another dude that's gay and i'm like no it's mobsters that

00:58:57.300 are digging a hole for a dead body and occasionally your shovel may clink you don't like go oh my god

00:59:03.220 you're just like you're at work you're focused you're at work now here's the thing it's not necessarily

00:59:09.380 that he's within the threesome it's a female female male threesome he's on the side but he's

00:59:14.980 just in the room he's cuckolded on his own threesome spoiler this happened with toad to

00:59:22.340 this is a true story listen it's yeah is it is it gabe just because i made eye contact with cole

00:59:28.420 during it yeah that's bad yeah yeah i mean you had two girls to look at and you looked at your

00:59:34.420 homeboy and jerked off yeah one time i was fucking a chick some dude was fucking girl from behind and she

00:59:39.220 was sucking my dick and he said oh yeah suck his big cock no i was like oh no pardon anymore

00:59:47.700 yeah immediately immediately soft immediately soft that's my wife by the way that's it was in the

00:59:54.020 chat doesn't she look like someone i would have a lot of threesomes

00:59:59.620 that's that's an awkward one all right what was the question yeah the person who paid your life bro

01:00:04.020 it was private pile said if you could give a gift to an entire race what would you

01:00:08.980 yeah that would give blacks a dad that's very nice they have a dad you just let them be in their

01:00:15.780 life i would give the abos an extra chromosome even it out no longer the need to feel victimized

01:00:27.140 that actually fixes everything that fixes all this

01:00:29.460 yeah now blacks have a dad and abos have an extra chromosome exactly root cause baby

01:00:37.860 that fixes everything

01:00:40.180 the funny thing about the jews with all this anti-semitism going around is they're like we go

01:00:45.940 hey guys guys i don't have a problem with you but uh you're opening the borders to people that hate us

01:00:51.700 and you're sending our kids to schools with that are marxist and you're teaching our kids to hate us

01:00:56.020 we're gonna be hated and they're like fuck you nazi and you go ah and then this hits a fan

01:01:02.260 and you go i told you it's gonna happen if you open the borders to people hate us

01:01:08.980 and you let mark system take over the schools and they go oh great another nazi and you're like

01:01:14.820 yeah the proud boy meetings lately must have been lit like after ireland they must just be like i

01:01:22.180 fucking told you bro like yeah yo yo he told him in facebook in 2018 i seen it you don't win they

01:01:28.100 never go like holy gavin you nailed it we all this anti-white shit ended up hurting us jews

01:01:35.060 thank you for warning us you don't get that the uh the funny thing to do is actually is to ask a

01:01:41.460 jewish person if they are white it's a funny because like there's a there's a disconnect there

01:01:46.260 and there's been i remember i think it was ron coleman was that who it was that why are you asking

01:01:53.940 well i'll tell you what if there's a riot and a george floyd right or what's the place

01:01:59.540 that starts the letter f that blew up the first no feyville no the first flint

01:02:05.460 no the first place that started the whole blm riots uh anyway fukushima

01:02:12.340 ferguson oh yeah ferguson missouri and they're like beating the shit out of white people and

01:02:21.220 there's a dude next to us going actually uh uh i'm not with them i'm jewish yeah that's true

01:02:29.380 yo thanks for telling me man we're out here only killing like white people and shit but you're cool

01:02:34.020 go over there and we'll make sure you don't get hurt yeah they're like i'm actually not white

01:02:38.100 and your rent is due on friday by the way i feel like the jews when you ask them that question

01:02:43.860 instead of saying like like am i white or not they're like like they go back to like am i human

01:02:48.020 what am i like am i or some other kind of weird i don't know man jesus cole that was a very

01:02:55.140 unracist joke it should have been your rent was due two fridays ago oh that's true yeah

01:02:59.620 like i i think everyone's white i mean outside of like ghetto blacks so seven percent of the

01:03:07.620 population half of the 14 percent the way i gauge white is who are you upset about when they move

01:03:13.940 next door and no one cares if puerto ricans move next door no one cares if lebanese move next door

01:03:19.620 no one cares if asians move next door no one cares if denzel washington moves next door they only care

01:03:24.820 about like chenequa so and really trashy white also i like because i have trashy white neighbors

01:03:32.500 can they afford it can like cletus afford to live next door to you no they keep stealing my power

01:03:38.820 and water yeah trashy white neighbors suck i had trashy white neighbors i have jehovah's witness

01:03:44.660 neighbors right now and they kind of suck they suck yeah ryan the guy i work with he's got jamaican

01:03:51.060 neighbors and he goes i think these are the worst type of neighbors to have his wife will be

01:03:57.060 vacuuming and the jamaicans they're like 38 they're not old and they're banging on the

01:04:02.820 fucking ceiling with the thing and his wife's nine months pregnant he's like so he goes downstairs and

01:04:08.500 he knocks on the door and then they hide they're like timid and aggressive at the same time one time

01:04:15.540 she he did get her to open the door and it's like a cop a jamaican cop he's like 38 and and he he

01:04:22.020 denies that there was any banging on going on and then the woman she'll be like i'm sorry i'm sorry

01:04:27.700 like he's gonna beat her one time the jamaican a jamaican cop absolutely beats the fuck out of his

01:04:32.900 wife man he knocked he she knocked on his wife's door when he wasn't there and she goes well go on uh

01:04:42.340 i got bubble of clothes in on me you know all manner of things vexed me so uh

01:04:49.860 when your piccanini is sleeping you can't put him in full darkness that's why they cry

01:04:57.060 so have a nightlight or something and she's like what are you giving me

01:05:00.900 fucking parenting tips go fuck yourself all manner of things man how much money did you

01:05:07.060 spend in jamaica because i know top got swindled multiple times he couldn't help himself they like

01:05:11.220 they would take a picture of him before you answer that do you believe that uh bob marley died the

01:05:16.580 way he died yeah marley died of being a retard he had and he said man don't get separate from man

01:05:26.740 you don't so all he needed was to amputate the cancerous toe and do you believe that that's what

01:05:33.380 happened yes wait you think he was killed by whitey i know i just don't think that anybody knows i just

01:05:38.660 think that like they call him the lion right of like he like the lion of jamaica and shit and then

01:05:43.860 he dies of the thing in the toe it just seems like fucking retarded shit like somebody said he probably

01:05:51.140 and it happens all the time like in punk rock they're like above you know medicine so airy up from

01:05:57.380 the slits and x-ray specs polystyrene they both got breast cancer and they're like no i'm not doing it i'm not

01:06:04.180 falling for corporate medicine um in fact airy up went to jamaica to be treated by rastafarians

01:06:11.380 because she had dreads she's german and of course it metastasizes and they go oh wait i changed my mind

01:06:21.700 yeah i was when i was there i was when i was driving from the airport and the cab driver first like he's

01:06:26.420 like first you want weed and we're like yeah bring us some fucking check of this weed and then he's

01:06:30.740 telling us about how they beat the british in like 19 something or whatever and as we're driving on

01:06:35.780 this montego bay highway and i'm looking at the cinder blocks it looks like a war zone right

01:06:39.220 everything's just it's crazy on its side in the water that's been there for like four months

01:06:44.100 yeah none of the cars none of the cars there have rims they're all just stripped for miles

01:06:49.700 and then if you look this way it's like the most beautiful tropical island you could ever see but

01:06:53.220 he told he told me he's like oh yeah we beat the british and they left and i'm looking and i elbow my

01:06:57.540 wife i was like they probably left because they're tired of these people like i just got here and

01:07:02.180 i'm already getting the vibes like i don't want to be here i'm already annoyed well check out jamaica

01:07:06.740 in 1960 it looks like what i call not conda paradise it's amazing not conda it looks like it it looks like

01:07:20.900 white people got there i feel like aboriginals look at they look at jamaicans and they're like look at

01:07:26.420 these fucking road scholars like honestly like that's what they want their kids to be

01:07:34.020 yeah i did a bob marley tour there and the guy we're like just for fun like so how did he die

01:07:39.140 well a lot of people are not being too honest about it here but uh we know what happened with bob he was

01:07:46.820 too influential and they had to make him like someone tried to kill him but it was a black jamaican that

01:07:53.140 was like a politician so yeah see i'm not his own people i'd never say that there's a conspiracy that

01:07:59.620 he died because of some bigger message i think he just died of some dumb like he fell down the

01:08:03.940 stairs in his tiny shack mansion eating cancer that they caught super early he would have been fine

01:08:10.900 yeah so the the official narrative is yeah he had toe cancer cancer with the toe he didn't

01:08:15.940 he didn't think to remove the toe that's that's certainly not dumb i got this wagwan

01:08:23.540 native americans believe that you can't separate any part of your body but they become smart enough

01:08:28.100 to realize okay cut my toe off but i'm gonna keep it in a jar or whatever and then when i die

01:08:34.500 throw the toe into the fucking grave so when i go to the afterworld i'll get my toe back

01:08:39.460 you could do that bob that's fine that would be cool if you're like a a diabetic and every like

01:08:45.060 toe you lose or finger you just keep it on a chain around your neck it's fucking hardcore

01:08:50.500 yeah you just channel that healing power man like first off not a big fan of reggae music so like i

01:08:54.740 don't really care that he died but assuming that you are a fan i always think about like the the stars

01:08:59.700 because they so many rock stars die young right like of all of those that we can think of i my personal

01:09:05.220 vote is like most insufferable would have been kurt cobain over the past decade but who who do you

01:09:10.100 guys think would be the most hateable wait this is the person we're happiest that they died kind of

01:09:19.620 and is it kind of all all the people who died at 27 i'm just saying who would be the most insufferable

01:09:24.260 of all the the people that died i'm just pulling this out of my ass but i have a funny feeling kurt

01:09:28.820 might not have been super woke like that's the thing yeah either way didn't let them use his

01:09:34.980 foo fighters song for that stupid gay sitcom the cheerleaders show remember that uh no there was

01:09:43.300 no leaders it was like there was a show it was like a musical show and it was lots of gays it

01:09:49.860 was like glee or something yeah that was it glee and he goes they said can we use one of your

01:09:55.300 songs for glee and he's like yeah i think principles okay maybe but then then again

01:10:02.980 like isn't it david girl that killed kurt so i don't know oh that's a whole other thing well

01:10:07.940 that's yeah that's a whole nother yeah conspiracy yeah john lennon was the one i was trying to think

01:10:11.620 of i just said well he was insufferable when he was still alive so yeah i think jimmy jimmy

01:10:16.580 sean lennon is a awesome dude by the way john lennon would be he was insufferable like imagine a world

01:10:23.540 where there's no money like back in the 70s he was doing that imagine shit pre-woke oh yeah i'm

01:10:30.580 gonna steal that one i think it would be john lennon it's i might have to agree with that but he's

01:10:35.780 like an outright commie you know that's always like the worst liberals they think that we always

01:10:41.220 shit on american liberals british people are brutal they're the ones with the whole climate change

01:10:47.460 orange paint

01:10:51.700 tell top the answer to this question would be amy weinhaus just to piss him off i love amy

01:10:56.340 weinhaus i got a tattoo on my lower back of amy weinhaus that's michael jackson is

01:11:00.740 michael jackson would just be like what did you say you have a wine house tramp stamp yeah

01:11:07.380 show it right now i have not seen this how did i not see listen we have some have some decorum on

01:11:11.540 here like i'm just gonna come here no no no no no no he showed his dick and he showed his ass you

01:11:16.340 show your your show your amy weinhaus tattoo i did not see this we were in your pool together

01:11:22.260 and i did not see your amy when i pulled out i did not see a wine i would have nutted so hard

01:11:28.180 on amy weinhaus's face you know what i got on my ass i have a tattoo of an ass with a tattoo of an

01:11:36.020 ass on its ass yeah it's asception all right we're about to see it just in case you don't believe him

01:11:48.260 yo asception tattoo i love it no that's a tattoo of an ass with a couple of those thunderbolts on both

01:11:55.860 what was it that um that was it mark random was gonna get what was it um hitler's fleshlight hitler's

01:12:02.260 flashlight yeah it was gonna be daddy it was gonna be crypt daddy saying no that was my fault i was

01:12:10.260 supposed to draw a crypt daddy and then he was gonna get it tattooed saying hitler daddy died and you

01:12:15.460 couldn't draw him anymore i ended up drawing uh gavin mcginnis and anthony cooney instead and then i

01:12:20.180 forgot thanks a lot gavin that would have been a real nice memory he's like 10 times more crippled

01:12:26.420 than that well he's he's not crippled anymore 10 times more dead he's on he's in that big wheelchair

01:12:32.660 in the sky is he crippled in heaven what do you think yeah that's a weird thing like what if he's

01:12:38.180 6'2 and tough that's not his personality so now you see this giant dude he's like hey what's going on

01:12:46.580 or or he totally switches personality he actually goes to the 6'2 guy's personality and you get up there

01:12:51.380 and he's like just not funny anymore and you're like yeah yeah boy that you're like he's just sup

01:12:56.820 bruh like yeah like you know pretty girls are stupid because they don't have to be interesting

01:13:01.460 yeah i'm sure it's the same with like handsome 6'2 guys so then you get up there you're like

01:13:05.620 crypt daddy i'm so glad we're here and he's like all right what is going on

01:13:11.940 cloud riding later if you want to come me and jesus are going to hit the gym yeah we're going to lift a

01:13:16.580 little bit if ryan if ryan rivero was like white he wouldn't he wouldn't be funny because i feel

01:13:21.940 like that because he's asian that probably had that like worked out his that funny bone in his body he

01:13:27.300 had to be funny they probably beat the out of him well his Puerto rican family was always moving

01:13:32.980 around they left from the the co-op city there in the bronx and they're moving upstate and his mom says

01:13:37.940 maybe i want to go back and so i think he always had to be like hello my baby hello my honey

01:13:42.340 what kind of what kind of trash mom do you have to have to want to go back to

01:13:47.620 did you say the bronx yeah that's like the worst place in the world are you in the bronx right now

01:13:52.980 i hear cop cars i am really oh my god i think so much less of you i'm at my office because i want

01:14:01.540 to be able to yell and say racist shit nice wow while surrounded by the blacks of the bronx

01:14:07.700 gavin can you can you convince toe to leave boston why i don't know anything about boston is it the

01:14:14.020 taxes bad it's it's actually not a bad place to live he's just a miserable continent didn't kumia

01:14:18.980 kumi just moved he just left a house in south carolina and his girlfriend lives there but he

01:14:24.900 hasn't he's going next week but he hasn't moved there south carolina's pretty basic

01:14:32.020 my dad did the same thing he bought a house in south carolina sight unseen because he's like

01:14:35.860 california is too expensive he moves out there he comes back six months later and he's been renting

01:14:40.900 it out ever since he's like and he'll never leave san diego now it's crazy and he was also born in new

01:14:46.020 york so you you you have your personality like i fucking hate new york and i hate everyone here

01:14:51.940 but then i think maybe i like to hate because i i went to where he is greenville south carolina

01:14:57.620 and i was wearing white jeans because i'm incredibly fashionable and this guy goes hey man like your pants

01:15:04.420 and i was just like you like who says i like your pants no he meant it i know i don't like that yeah

01:15:12.500 yo gavin this has happened to me and if you if i mean if the people who are fans of the show they

01:15:16.740 can go back and they can see like brooklyn top when i was like in brooklyn in traffic and then i moved

01:15:22.180 to florida on 10 acres and like my demeanor has definitely calmed down i feel like it's taken a

01:15:27.060 little bit of an edge off of a very sharp knife i think i like the seething yeah yeah i just can't

01:15:34.580 handle it i can't do it all the time that's like me it makes me crazy i like this is why

01:15:37.860 boston toad here the angry toad this is why i live in aventura because i like to be around all the

01:15:42.900 hasidics just makes me more anti-semitic it's perfect you're in miami though yeah oh there's

01:15:48.820 his sits there i didn't know that yeah yeah a bunch bunch of hey this is a great segue i don't know if we

01:15:53.460 want to but gamer i said they should do what they did with the andrew show and just listen to another

01:15:57.300 anal cunt song each week we could um gavin have you ever heard of the andrew show oh no oh okay

01:16:05.540 toad toad you're gonna have to i don't have to kick this off the tyler yeah yeah yeah so they'll find

01:16:10.980 that so we're about to give we're giving sensor tv content for like the next month oh my god the

01:16:16.500 andrew show was a it was a ku klux land correct it was the uh basically some sort of offshoot of

01:16:23.460 white white power movement bullshit yes and this i honestly think it was a grandmaster's son this guy

01:16:27.780 might be a prod boy today you you might know him we want to find him yes so this this it was a show

01:16:35.060 put on by the kkk and it was a young like eight-year-old boy named andrew and he puts on a show talking

01:16:41.620 about racial problems and it's so funny because it's just this i'm talking i'm it's like a blonde

01:16:48.340 it's a bcat show like a broadcast channel it was on a public broadcast yes yeah it's like

01:16:54.340 somebody found it white people they recorded it and they put it on youtube and there's like now

01:16:58.740 it's in the way back machine i know you don't know about any of this again we're talking about this

01:17:01.940 don't play it without me take your time oh yeah it's a pretty good episode clint i mean you missed

01:17:10.980 i i'd completely i i actually clint by what i did i thought that i was going to get kicked off

01:17:16.260 because he gavin popped in the chat pre-chat and i just started roasting him like he straight

01:17:22.340 up he says he gavin gets in there he's like gavin great to have you on too bad these retards

01:17:27.620 don't know who you are or he said like basically he was like they don't know who you are

01:17:31.220 and gavin was like but uh i like sorted you yeah he was like but he's like

01:17:35.700 and then so you're just immediately making him are you trying to yeah dude and then i

01:17:42.420 called him out immediately he goes that's rude but i i can't i came out i came out hot man

01:17:50.260 dude he told him i was so lovable to him immediately it was so dude he so so and tokyo's and he was like

01:17:56.020 no i love your band and he called up the band name and the guy's like name one song and

01:18:00.260 toad names a song and starts singing the song yeah and the guy was like i haven't heard this

01:18:05.060 song in 25 years it's a it's like a deep cut it's like the trash song on that album the guy cole who's

01:18:10.500 the guy you know the guy yeah yeah i don't remember his name because i don't know i don't know who

01:18:18.180 this guy is i told you the the the dildo ass guy yeah that guy did you guys did you guys compliment

01:18:24.260 him on his hair i don't understand yes yes yes no he like no i didn't compliment i talked

01:18:29.460 shit about his hair like a backpedaling type of way to try to like save face but it's like he's

01:18:34.180 like i don't know who you are but your hair is all right and it was all to like see i'm gonna see

01:18:40.820 i was like can toad fuck this up still because i have dug myself a hole and you know i guess he didn't

01:18:46.580 i don't know he picked you clint so i don't know this was a redeeming episode he did it he did it

01:18:51.380 for a logical reason i i respected it this was this was an episode where i i had a great first

01:18:57.620 five minutes man oh man this is it's all that matters the first five minutes go ahead and run it

01:19:01.540 i'm waiting wait wait god that's loud i can already tell i love this

01:19:12.660 i'm telling you it gets so much better and the crazy thing is a show for white kids

01:19:20.500 look at the brow boy colors hi my name is andrew and this show is for all the white kids out there

01:19:27.460 it was really good we had singing games and we baked cookies we made frosting and my mom taught us

01:19:41.620 about the frosting and when you put different colors in it the white frosting it can never be

01:19:49.860 white again which is how it is when you race mix pretty much pretty much and have you heard of the

01:19:58.100 show called 16 it has race mixing it has propaganda propaganda and the main characters one of them's

01:20:09.540 black one of them's mexican and some of them are white and pretty much tune in next week

01:20:15.780 how long was that it was like a minute and a half yeah 40 seconds oh you didn't play at the end of

01:20:28.500 it you had to play at the end that was like 30 seconds no no you gotta play it you gotta show

01:20:33.380 them how it ends because it does end oh yeah this is the outro on every episode every episode ends like

01:20:38.980 this yeah come on toad what's going on why are you such a shitty producer there you go i can't read

01:20:49.860 it because i'm white kids are a minority in the united states white people are a minority in the

01:20:53.540 world save the white race every episode ends like that why is why are these words randomly capitalized

01:21:00.420 too like minority and white uh they're wrong by the way i'm a white supremacist and i'm married to an

01:21:07.780 american indian and what i'm doing is i'm cleaning up their shitty mud races so what you do is you like

01:21:15.620 even a black like say you see a dark black woman you marry her right you make mulattos then the

01:21:22.020 mulattos marry whites and then they're now they're cream colored and if you look at like uh that black

01:21:28.260 dude from red eye his what the fuck's his name his son is white as a ghost and you cleaned up the race

01:21:36.500 like the opposite of yakub right yeah yeah because you took all like the wider blacks and then bred

01:21:43.460 them together to get wider and like so like gavin it's kind of me and you right here i think my wife

01:21:48.660 is jewish and it's completely to cover up my extreme anti-semitism i mean it's bad at this point i've had

01:21:53.940 to like had some i mean i've checked myself a couple of times but yeah you know what my kid's not going

01:21:59.620 to be their messiah and i've just removed that from the gene pool your kids will probably not marry jews

01:22:04.740 that will be the end of those that judaism you've you've like you know it's like uh what do you call

01:22:09.860 it split ends like you've now since since those circumcised if you look up like phil collins kids

01:22:18.500 and i've heard i've heard dumb college students going yeah the whites are mad that everyone's

01:22:23.300 turning brown and it's like no bitch if you marry us we're the majority and within two generations

01:22:30.020 everyone's white so sorry this is top lobster practicing counter-semitism as uh as mark

01:22:35.860 running just said this this is the whitening that's right here's here's my issue with your thesis gavin

01:22:41.300 i don't want to doom me and my progeny to multiple generations of black people just to get rid of

01:22:47.060 them that seems that seems really there's going to be a rough patch in the middle like right now

01:22:51.060 whenever like all the buildings are crumbling because no one can figure out how to do anything

01:22:54.020 but then we build back better that's what build back better is about i'm a progressive now you

01:22:59.700 changed my mind gavin my kids are 25 and uh they get checks from their casino but i'm not joking

01:23:09.300 they're not going to bump into an indian so how much did they get 25 you just said it dumbass

01:23:15.140 no no i'm kidding i'm kidding that'd be interesting right they're not going to meet indians when are

01:23:23.380 they going to meet an indian in new york never so that's the end of that tribe what's the number

01:23:29.300 what's the number gavin what's the number ending genetic code it's amazing what's the number that

01:23:35.620 your kids are getting what is this i need to know i'm not going to discuss my children's finances but it's

01:23:40.020 gavin gavin gavin's kids are the last of the mohicans speaking of finances there was a land claim

01:23:49.940 some land deal that they won on and uh they the government reneged on it and then they sued the

01:23:58.260 government and they won so when the kids turn 18 and graduate college they get another massive

01:24:03.300 check from that settlement nothing to do with the casino and there's like 17 universities that

01:24:09.220 don't charge indians wow god you gotta hear 25 percent wow yeah it's like marry why would you

01:24:15.140 marry a doctor when you can fucking just marry an indian they're not even full indian why do you get

01:24:18.820 all these fucking benefits it's ridiculous and well i said wait i got in a fight with the squaw about

01:24:23.620 this and i was like what is this is that what you call her like all the time he goes fuck you that

01:24:32.180 this was a land deal we sued we owed it this is like daphne guinness like the heir to the guinness

01:24:37.460 uh beer throne she happened to know like a rich she was related to rich people so we had a land

01:24:44.100 claim and they fucked us over and and my kids are involved in that claim i was like all right

01:24:49.620 okay i guess that makes sense god you gotta you gotta think the blacks if they knew like actual

01:24:54.500 history they have to be so fucking mad at the native americans that they get this treatment from

01:24:58.500 the government and then the blacks get like bro they even gave japanese reparations for fucking the

01:25:02.740 internment camps after world war ii the blacks are the only ones that don't get it it's called

01:25:07.380 welfare that's true yeah you're right i mean you think we're gonna dollars in bikes we're gonna have

01:25:14.900 to give the jews reparations after we put them in camps speaking of shitty land deals let's bring up uh

01:25:22.020 let's bring up that rfk israeli bullshit and uh talk about uh i want to talk about robbie schmuley

01:25:27.220 fucking that that's weird come on tell me that ain't hilarious you're fucking wrong but if our

01:25:32.420 producer does bring that shit up it is kind of weird gavin you were saying go ahead i was gonna

01:25:37.220 say um uh well now you made me forget i hope i know i'm sorry you jose there's a there's a hierarchy

01:25:43.460 there's a hierarchy on tower gang okay toad is usually producing i do all the artwork clint directs

01:25:48.980 this show okay jesus christ guys i cannot believe this i remember now it's gay to be constantly

01:25:56.740 bitching about what happened to you 400 years ago like you want to talk about what the irish went

01:26:01.460 through uh with slavery irish slaves or the industrial revolution these children working in coal mines

01:26:08.420 or the way the scots were completely terrorized by the english for 400 years eviscerated murdered raped

01:26:15.940 uh you want to talk about uh you want to talk about the the the uh what the the armenians went

01:26:22.260 through the vulcanization those wars like we have a lot of of every group has a lot of

01:26:31.380 to bitch about and to be like remember when we were slaves 400 years ago that's why i don't know what

01:26:38.900 eight times seven is i've heard once where they go uh i know i'm missing a joke but i gotta do

01:26:44.740 that's how you know please i've heard an article where they said the reason blacks don't swim

01:26:51.060 is the trauma of the slave boats is in their dna and the slaves are thrown over the boat they they

01:26:58.580 saw that and it's with them that's so dude that's that's actually uh why the slaves stayed on the boat

01:27:06.260 yeah they were surrounded by water like fuck well we're trapped now that's why they use boats it was

01:27:12.420 the only way to transport a group that could never escape the whole way there i mean truth

01:27:17.460 be told like like all right so your ancestors 400 years ago were enslaved and shipped over on the

01:27:22.660 ship okay so you get to stay in africa and what you're now mining cobalt instead of getting welfare

01:27:29.380 checks like it seems like congratulations that we were talking about that as a t-shirt we're gonna

01:27:34.020 make a t-shirt that said slavery never should have happened dude the bring bring it's hard to argue

01:27:41.780 bringing them over on the slave ships was just free transportation to a better life like what are you

01:27:46.020 talking about the slavery never happened shirt is a lot like the i hate n-word uh shirt no it's uh

01:27:52.340 oh yeah i hate n-words that's such a great oen benjamin got kicked off of his payment processor for the

01:27:58.980 cup uh the holocaust cup that said i survived the holocaust because technically you did too and like we just

01:28:03.700 can't have that you gotta go crazy when you first started with uh that's hitler's face and it says

01:28:10.340 jerk just like it just says knucklehead on it that's one of my favorite bits from tom segura is he

01:28:21.940 just you just got that silly that that hooligan that rascal that rascal hitler

01:28:29.460 i mean did he really do anything that bad though like there was at the time

01:28:32.900 he was he was like third like you know out of there they were like way worse

01:28:37.860 i used to do a bit on stage where i would say uh i was sent back to kill hitler and uh

01:28:43.460 first i went and just saw the sex pistols first show in 1977 and i came back and they're like what

01:28:48.260 the dude and i mean is he still did it happen it still happened they sent me back again and i'm

01:28:55.220 there above hitler's crib and i have to kill him and i'm just like i can't kill a baby so i say i'll

01:29:02.420 just move here in austria i'll become his mentor and then he's a man i'll slit his throat

01:29:08.740 so uh i i become like a mentor to him because his father wasn't around and i we hang out all the time and

01:29:14.580 we throw the schlucki bluk back and forth and we play we play slavity gooks all the time

01:29:23.220 and he's like really into art he wants to be a painter i'm like painter huh he's like yeah what

01:29:28.180 you don't like painting i think it's beautiful we do landscapes and then i said to hitler when he was

01:29:33.140 like 19 i was like don't you think it's weird that jews run

01:29:37.700 media

01:29:43.780 he's like i don't know i'm not really uh i'm not really a politics guy i'm more of an art guy

01:29:49.140 i was like okay all right i just think it's unusual it's okay to notice patterns

01:29:59.380 and then uh he he goes to world war one and i go that was up i have a feeling germany's gonna get a

01:30:06.500 pretty shitty deal and i wouldn't be surprised if uh a certain group was involved in your shitty

01:30:11.060 deal would you shut up about dude you're totally obsessed man and i'm like i don't know it's just

01:30:20.580 it just bothers me and then he's the treatment of the treaty of versailles and all that and then he's

01:30:27.140 like you know what i am getting a little pissed off and i was like yeah well fuck you and i abandoned

01:30:32.980 him and he was so freaked out that he lost his father figure that he became a fucking psycho and

01:30:40.580 i came back and i said so how'd it go i guess i was there for like fucking 40 years and the time

01:30:48.580 machine uh uh why do you have a hitler mustache

01:30:58.660 you abandoned him as his father and he became the future

01:31:02.420 it reminds me there was also a i saw a sketch the other day and it was a guy he's like it was

01:31:07.380 like time as she comes back in he was just like i just got back and i killed like girvin

01:31:12.980 von doofenshmirtz and he's like who's girvin donald he's like he killed 150 jews

01:31:30.020 he was like dude you're not gonna believe it he was like have you ever heard of adolf hitler and he

01:31:35.620 was like the painter six million or 300 000 we don't know i'm not killing stalin or polpot or

01:31:48.260 anyone i'm going to see the sex pistols first show the who in the 60s like i want to see the nick

01:31:56.260 cave's first band the birthday party fuck you i'm not getting involved in that i don't

01:32:00.420 know what's gonna happen no yeah i'm gonna like you know buy bitcoin i want to put myself in a like

01:32:04.980 a weird historical moment like i don't know the guy that stole derrick jeter's uh that he caught his

01:32:09.860 home run and just slap it out of his hand and make that oh yeah like what happens from here i don't

01:32:15.220 know maybe we don't even get 911 who knows i want to go to the cubs uh like ns nlcs championship game

01:32:21.780 and just knock out bartman before he can catch the ball so like i become a folk hero in chicago getting

01:32:27.940 to the point with ai where we can start doing like simulations where we could go back kill muhammad

01:32:34.980 and then see what happens to earth a whole lot less rape juice take over way quicker

01:32:46.660 you know what i was thinking about today this little tiny bit off topic but like uh

01:32:50.420 you've heard like racists who i abhor uh say things like we should have picked our own cotton

01:32:57.220 and like america would be this you know utopia valhalla thing dude look at europe look at canada

01:33:06.900 white people would be furiously importing blacks whether they were here from slave

01:33:12.980 from slave days or not it's just a thing like britain is pakistan so this whole like we shouldn't

01:33:20.660 have done that it wouldn't be like this no there's a thing about white people where they just like to

01:33:25.460 fucking import retarded voters and then yeah they they probably know like in the back of their mind

01:33:32.740 that they're like just going to make that whole gene pool white in a couple years anyway so they're

01:33:36.820 just like we just bring them in and we'll fucking milk them down but the problem is the literally

01:33:41.540 the browns out produce the whites is the problem because the whites like they like it's like just

01:33:46.980 a but according to gavin's theory out producing us with another white person is just kind of

01:33:52.020 proliferating us i'm not where i'm puerto rican muslims they don't integrate yes they breed

01:33:57.540 themselves and that's why it looks like londonistan like that's why we gotta bomb them right

01:34:06.740 i gotta turn that place to glass i was at a bar once in out in the westchester a dive bar i'd never

01:34:14.820 been there before and there's some guy he's got like a up eye but he looks like middle class he's got

01:34:19.300 like a quilted jacket on and he just goes he's alone and he just goes i hate muslims

01:34:30.660 he wasn't retarded like it wasn't a homeless man the guy looked like he had money and i go hey man

01:34:39.620 and then he goes he looks over at me he goes if we fucking hit blew up mecca with a nuclear bomb

01:34:45.940 we'd be better off we don't have the fucking balls jesus anyway wow shots on me

01:34:55.860 dude you you met uh benjamin netanyahu that's crazy

01:35:05.700 toad is toad is over performing this episode man

01:35:08.340 this guy's your loser this is your worst guy he's the only virgin on the show

01:35:18.740 you're a virgin yeah yeah the only one yes yeah

01:35:22.740 how old are you you have white in your beard you're not

01:35:27.780 38. that's that's come from all the dudes that i suck off

01:35:30.900 i was a kid i was the last virgin of our crew and i was 17 and it was getting like dangerous

01:35:41.700 like my buddies were like if you don't it big kimmy tonight we're going to kick the

01:35:46.100 out of you what the are you waiting for i thought it was getting dangerous because

01:35:51.220 you were like just so horny you were like i'll literally anything i don't care

01:35:54.820 like to be honest i was kind of scared i was like it's such a weird thing i don't know i

01:36:00.420 what if i i don't know my penis falls off or something i was really that's the fear

01:36:07.220 well it was it i'm 100 years old so i'm talking about 57 like there was corn was a frozen penthouse

01:36:14.660 in a snowbank that we didn't know what fucking was that was when they were selling like the corn

01:36:20.180 flakes to stop masturbating like that's literally that's that's his time but yeah

01:36:28.980 after that what if gavin mcginnis is dracula like i'm looking at him now like what if he's eternal

01:36:34.900 whatever he could be he's just like sleeping black people are vampires and that's why they they say like

01:36:40.980 400 years ago we were we had everything stolen from oh yeah that was that's the only thing they

01:36:45.540 could explain it right oh because otherwise it's the same because they sleep during the day and

01:36:49.620 they're always awake at night making up i remember there was they showed roots recently

01:36:56.500 and snoop dog was pissed off and he goes they just showing that shit because they want to rub

01:37:02.340 it in our faces that they won and they was fucking us up i'm like that's a retarded take but i'll take it

01:37:10.180 that's another thing isn't it when i said we were moving culture um i took a snoop dog video of him

01:37:15.380 talking about trump and i just added an intermittent chirp behind every you know every couple of

01:37:19.940 seconds and just give him one of these and it's like a a couple of million views on this and people

01:37:24.900 were like i can't believe that this guy has a chirp in his snoop dog doesn't it's just one of those

01:37:30.980 like slide it in and just very nefarious and now that's out there it doesn't matter we also we also

01:37:36.260 did it with uh martin luther king's speech on the capital steps slightly less believable that one

01:37:42.500 but yes well it started like a phenomenon in the capital steps it started a phenomenon of people

01:37:49.140 taking like video of like historic black moments and putting the beep in it it was it was my brain

01:37:54.180 child i'm i'm claiming it really but it is it actually is just kind of astonishing when i because

01:37:58.740 i i'm always on instagram i'm always seeing videos and so there's a lot of just black people videos

01:38:03.220 it is astonishing how how much it actually happens like it like it is legitimately probably like 80

01:38:09.540 to 90 percent of the videos i see inside a black person's house there is a chirp and then the funny

01:38:13.860 thing is the comments all call it out too it goes like they know the black people know that like

01:38:18.660 we're we're clowning on them for it and i don't feel like they're accustomed to them like them being

01:38:23.300 clowned on by the whites because they don't know how to act so like so like why aren't they

01:38:27.300 rectifying the situation all it requires is a battery like we we're the kings white people if

01:38:34.180 there's if i'm going to be a white supremacist we're we're really good at taking it on the chin

01:38:39.140 like if you say yeah you're scottish dude you're from glasgow is that what happened to you gavin

01:38:44.660 what oh yeah

01:38:50.820 people from glasgow starve to death like they drink so much beer they forget that they're hungry

01:38:56.500 and then they waste away and die of starvation it's a common thing like my parents me and my

01:39:03.540 brother order them chinese in florida because if we don't they'll die

01:39:09.780 because they don't think of food because a beer fills you up right right yeah and that's true

01:39:15.460 that's the thing about my people and i think it's funny and i can take it on the chin so my

01:39:20.100 voice makes me think that the the irish potato famine just wasn't real i was just i was gonna

01:39:25.220 make that same joke god damn it i was just about to say you know my you guys lied about it because

01:39:29.780 they just kept drinking and dying and they're like you guys my cousin and we played toad this guy has

01:39:35.540 a good joke and toad's like i was gonna say that that's what he does most of the time he'll just say

01:39:41.860 your joke after you say it and then everybody goes what the man that's even worse my cousin guys my

01:39:47.300 cousin from yay or cray he's not my cousin he's my uh my god brother so my godmother they're that

01:39:52.340 that same exact irish family they're like very best friend that's gay it is gay but they're like

01:39:59.140 they're like family so i say my cousin this guy's a schizophrenic his parents are alcoholics what was

01:40:05.220 that you could say my godmother's son or whatever wait god did you say godmother yeah my so my god

01:40:11.300 brother right that is gay definitely yeah there's a godfather there's no godmothers that's true who

01:40:19.540 grants the wishes godfather is someone who uh wait i guess it is i i like to i like to think the top

01:40:30.020 has a whole family tree of god like sons and brothers and cousins he's like it's my god cousin like

01:40:35.060 he's like he's like he's like god's cousins uh didn't know that but i thought the thing about a

01:40:41.700 godfather is uh if me and my wife die and no one can take care of my kids i want you to take care of

01:40:48.100 my kids you don't say that to a woman yeah well they say yeah no well i don't know they're both best

01:40:54.340 friends with the parents so it just so happened that like yeah that is weird i don't know what the

01:40:58.420 fuck this is about and then they left me with these people like if they die these people are just

01:41:02.980 drinking incessantly they haven't fixed the sheetrock of the hole in the roof since 1999 it's

01:41:07.300 it's it's why i love them but they're crazy people like they need to be like when someone makes you a

01:41:11.860 godfather because it's happened to me three times now and i'm if the kid's cute i'm kind of like i

01:41:17.700 kind of hope you guys die in a plane crash because you want to imagine a black guy gives his best friend

01:41:24.020 as a as a godfather and that godfather leaves too like he's like oh your dad left i guess i have to

01:41:34.260 be the dad now just like fuck that i'm out i don't do wait a minute there's a lie that joke doesn't work

01:41:41.780 because you don't you don't get the kids if the dad just wanders off you get it when the the both

01:41:48.500 parents die and there's no grandparents to take care of the kids oh okay i didn't realize that

01:41:53.540 put your joke through some sort of jokeinator

01:41:59.300 the problem is i live down south we don't have uh we don't do that

01:42:03.460 like we just stay families like we just his wife's his cousin is what he's saying

01:42:08.420 well it's it's been it's been an absolute pleasure gavin mcinnis uh i feel as if i was

01:42:17.780 jumped into the proud boys this evening and i'm sure our audience feels the same uh thank you so

01:42:22.420 much if we could run the plug music i'd like to let gavin let our audience know where they can follow

01:42:26.420 them oh i'm gonna be at yuck yucks in phoenix uh tonight uh at at 11 p.m i'm sorry 11 30 i gotta

01:42:35.220 get over there tonight i'm gonna be at the chuckle factory on uh on thursday uh all day i start at

01:42:41.940 8 a.m we go to 8 p.m and then i'm off to chicago to the gaffol house where i'm gonna be doing a set

01:42:50.500 every 10 minutes upside down i i suspect that his plugs were not legitimate i am at liberty lock pod on

01:42:58.260 x make sure you follow me there and i also do liberty lockdown as well as the show at luke

01:43:02.580 rudkowski over on we are change on uh youtube and rumble guys i actually do have a plug today

01:43:08.980 um million years go to luke he was fucking at lawrence southern for a while was he

01:43:16.500 oh we don't know oh no i don't know who wanted to fuck her i think he dated her

01:43:21.540 she went bananas and she was like

01:43:24.500 luke luke dated laura loomer are we talking about luke rudkowski yeah yeah yeah i thought we're

01:43:30.580 we're not going to end the show yo you know who ashton blaze is

01:43:37.060 oh no you know ashton witty is

01:43:42.100 yeah yeah

01:43:42.580 ashton what he got totally ostracized by her family i took her in i i said okay

01:43:59.220 where are you living now i found proud boys she stayed on their couches they did she leave did she

01:44:04.100 leave her panties in your house they were totally wait what did she leave her dirty panties in your

01:44:09.380 house because somebody left dirty panties i never made a move on her and nothing and i i when she

01:44:15.700 was like totally ostracized by her family i set her up with proud boys they stayed she stayed on their

01:44:21.060 couches whatever and then when the yay hit the fan whatever that was she like totally stabbed me in

01:44:26.980 the back and i'm like bitch i'm working stood by you when your life was at zero a hundred percent in

01:44:33.780 the toilet and then you fucking you get a grip and you fuck me over fuck you

01:44:40.100 damn yeah clint dated her for a year no comment

01:44:46.980 we we are on we have we have separated on good terms and i will leave it at that

01:44:50.580 uh but oh can we go back to luke rikowski oh wait we're doing that again oh i think

01:44:56.500 yeah i think i think laura was like stalking them she was so pre or post i love laura

01:45:01.460 she's a very intense human being and uh i think she was like coming at lauren and luke

01:45:06.740 like psychotic levels uh i don't remember the exact i would have that's totally out of character for

01:45:12.900 her i would never expect that so so so luke fucked her technically but she actually raped luke is what

01:45:19.220 happened dude with that with that grill rape luke yeah i mean we're just making up at this point but

01:45:25.140 with that guys get raped stop writing my boner i hate it when you're talking about that nephilim

01:45:37.540 pussy i don't know all right so go ahead and plug it oh yeah listen uh yeah i just i actually do have

01:45:43.300 a plug today um check this out it's pretty cool oh that's that's not even the right one nevermind

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01:46:11.140 a cool christmas present so thank you that's my plug oh yeah i have the noe jose show uh finding

01:46:16.500 youtube all major odd pucketers rumble as well uh i'm about to continue my uh sandy hook series

01:46:22.180 have some okc stuff dropping soon keep an eye out for that follow me on twitter at tower gang jose

01:46:26.420 that's all i got cool i don't really care if i come with dave on twitter i just had a heart

01:46:32.020 i had a fart right now that if we were in the same room you guys would be dead

01:46:36.580 bro i absolutely i was i was just i destroyed my wife yesterday and it felt so good like i just

01:46:43.380 like up with a fart you farted in your pussy

01:46:44.980 uh i can actually i can actually see the paint melting behind gavin if we could do this show live

01:46:53.540 in person it would make it that much better like we've done this live i would rip ass constantly i'm

01:46:59.380 gonna say that i would not stop told where you at man we gotta get out of here worst parts are like

01:47:05.300 where you're like i think i got a poo and then it's not convenient and you end up just forgetting about

01:47:09.860 it and now there's a shit in there it comes out it goes around the poo you didn't have it's it's the

01:47:16.820 ones that uh feel hot on the way out like they like they like warm your ass as it goes out and

01:47:21.780 you're like that one's gonna if it's hot better not if it's cool you're cool yeah this is called

01:47:28.820 the callback in comedy all the way back to clint's asshole touching his pants he can't even relate to

01:47:32.980 this shit every one of these farts is just grease on the fucking no literally every time i fart it's just

01:47:38.100 pure air i've never i've never heard my farts in my entire life this is my imitation of clint farting

01:47:46.900 like a gentle breeze it's windy out you're like did someone leave a window open

01:47:54.020 oh no no clint just passed by on that luckily luckily yeah clint has never sharded in his life

01:47:59.460 i'm towergang tone on twitter i'm also the host of the better off dead podcast the most suicidal sports

01:48:06.580 betting uh podcast i'm doing two football shows tonight so catch it where you can he'll be dead

01:48:11.460 soon yeah exactly thank you guys so much for tuning in share the show with your friends and

01:48:15.860 family hit that like button leave a comment and subscribe and make sure you follow gavin mcinnis's

01:48:21.620 work he won't be with us much longer he's a raging mcinnis on twitter yeah gavin thanks for coming

01:48:27.700 on man guys thank you so much see you later thank you for coming on i love you tower power hour sluts

01:48:34.820 no way jose liberty lockdown to the tower power plant bitch reed

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Tower Gang - December 01, 2023

Ep 153 - Do Black People Dream？ w⧸ Gavin McInnes

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