Tower Gang - December 14, 2023

Ep 155 - Sexual Healing

Topics

Toad fight at GA convention women's bathrooms fat distribution simulation

Hosted by

Clint Russell Toad Tyler (Janke) Jose Galison Cole TopLobsta Layne

Ep 154 - Piss Closet Denier Ep 156 - YEAH

Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 36 minutes

Words per minute

204.15

Word count

19,693

Sentence count

1,953

Harmful content

Misogyny

162

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Toxicity

921

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Hate speech

187

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Summary

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Toad, Cole, and the rest of the crew are back with a new episode of Fucking You. They talk about a variety of topics including: 1. The Jews, 2. Ladyboy gymnastics, 3. The Thai Ladyboys, 4. Trump, 5. Thrasher Boyz, 6. The Chinese Ladyboyz, and 7. The Asian Ladyboys.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Topics? What? Topics?

00:00:24.420 What fucking way do you thrive in the spotlight? 0.99

00:00:27.060 Yeah, I mean, you know, yeah. 1.00

00:00:28.780 It's Tawa again, Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:00:45.140 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:47.040 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby. 1.00

00:00:48.760 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's... 1.00

00:00:51.740 ...mussy? 1.00

00:00:53.520 You wanna kill me or you wanna give me a bone? 1.00

00:00:56.440 I don't know. 1.00

00:00:56.860 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny. 1.00

00:01:00.720 How low is me, I'm retarded. 1.00

00:01:03.100 Have you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit where they're... 0.99

00:01:06.820 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. 1.00

00:01:11.520 I was watching it and jerking off. 1.00

00:01:14.260 And... 0.99

00:01:14.660 ...and... 1.00

00:01:15.500 ...and you're a fucking asshole. 1.00

00:01:17.640 Toad's on fire! 1.00

00:01:18.900 He was a 10 in real life.

00:01:20.400 He's like a dead 8.

00:01:21.760 Lewis, you're like a brother to me.

00:01:25.280 Donald Trump, you come on Tower Gang.

00:01:27.280 That is why.

00:01:27.780 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00

00:01:30.320 Fat Dave, fuck you. 1.00

00:01:31.620 Can they help me show you how to properly inform a police officer that you're carrying a handgun in your vehicle? 1.00

00:01:37.360 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:39.160 It's what we're talking about.

00:01:40.580 Like, all this helps. 0.99

00:01:41.860 God damn, I love this show. 0.99

00:01:44.720 Welcome everybody, it's Wednesday night. 0.99

00:01:46.560 9-11 bitch, Clint Russell, co-host of TheBestPoliticalShow.com as well as Liberty Lockdown. 0.99

00:01:51.540 We got Top Lobster, the host of Nephilim Death Squad as well as TopLobster.com. 0.96

00:01:56.400 We got host of No Way Jose, top right.

00:01:58.660 Jose got us on it.

00:01:59.440 We got the host of being the tiniest, most handsome little power lifter that's ever done and existed, a.k.a. Cole.

00:02:06.620 And then we got the host of Better Off Dead.

00:02:08.600 He's going to be doing his show tonight after this. 0.61

00:02:11.120 So we're going to try and run as long as possible so we commit suicide.

00:02:13.460 That is Toad. 0.60

00:02:14.160 Welcome.

00:02:14.700 Welcome in. 1.00

00:02:15.800 Fuck you. 1.00

00:02:16.400 I love that Reed Coverdale made an appearance at the end of that intro. 1.00

00:02:19.840 I didn't see it.

00:02:20.440 I just have one question.

00:02:21.860 Top, why?

00:02:22.960 Why did you do that to us?

00:02:24.200 That was disturbing.

00:02:25.180 I have no idea.

00:02:26.200 He's like, dude, we need to see this. 0.99

00:02:28.400 I was expecting funny and I was just, I, like, you know you talk about Nephilim shit? 1.00

00:02:32.420 That was Nephilim shit. 1.00

00:02:33.600 You don't like shit like that? 1.00

00:02:34.680 I don't know what that even was. 1.00

00:02:36.800 Was that Thai ladyboys? 0.99

00:02:37.940 That's ladyboys, dude. 1.00

00:02:38.700 That shit's dope. 1.00

00:02:39.540 You don't like that shit? 1.00

00:02:40.500 Dude, I don't know. 1.00

00:02:41.120 Why ladyboy gymnastics is what that is. 1.00

00:02:42.540 Why don't you guys like that shit? 1.00

00:02:43.500 I don't think it's even timey. 1.00

00:02:44.640 I think it's like, what's, what's, uh.

00:02:46.580 Imagine you're with your friend Cole, right?

00:02:47.920 And you guys are in New York City and he's like, yo, let's go to one of these rub and tug

00:02:51.660 Asian places, right?

00:02:52.700 And there's a red light and there's like, you go down the stairs off a busy street.

00:02:56.880 You go down through the red light.

00:02:58.520 They're like, shrink, come in.

00:02:59.700 You go in and they're like, they present you the ladies and those are the ladies.

00:03:03.200 What do you do?

00:03:03.760 They're like, I don't know what they're like, I don't know what they're like, I don't know.

00:03:06.300 Like, it's like, it's literally, it's literally off brand because apparently like the Thai

00:03:09.880 is supposed to be like the top, like the Thai ladyboys are the top.

00:03:12.780 That's like whatever off brand Thai is.

00:03:14.760 I don't know what, what kind of Asian that would be.

00:03:17.480 Because I don't think they were, because the Thai ladyboys are supposed to be like, 1.00

00:03:20.040 I saw a video today on Instagram of like, it was this like, and then she doesn't say.

00:03:25.180 Are you saying that different, different ethnicities, ethnicities have better looking trannies? 1.00

00:03:30.860 Yeah, I think Thai is, I think Thai is number one.

00:03:32.460 I think that you're just saying that's the name brand for.

00:03:34.400 Yeah, it's the name brand.

00:03:35.080 It makes perfect sense because Thai. 1.00

00:03:36.340 That'd be like Nike where they are like the Shaq shoes of like, of ladyboys. 0.98

00:03:41.780 You remember the Shaq shoes?

00:03:43.580 Do you remember Shaq shoes?

00:03:45.260 I 100% had to remember those.

00:03:47.060 That came out, they were like $30 and they had like Shaq dunking on them.

00:03:50.960 Do you remember those basketball shoes?

00:03:52.600 Even worse, do you guys remember Starberries?

00:03:55.260 I mean.

00:03:55.840 Oh yeah, yeah, Stephen Marbury shoes.

00:03:57.500 Yeah, you have no.

00:03:58.480 They were 10 bucks.

00:03:59.120 I know, you guys, it was a big deal for a lot of people like at the same time, but you

00:04:03.780 know how much of a big deal that was in Coney Island, where he was from?

00:04:07.440 It was like retarded, like there was just Starberry everywhere you go. 1.00

00:04:11.460 I'm like, I can't fucking hate niggas. 0.99

00:04:15.860 For those that are totally oblivious to what Tom is talking about, Stephon Marbury was 0.98

00:04:19.800 a starting point guard for the New York Knicks and he came out with these shoes and they

00:04:22.820 were $10 for the hood.

00:04:24.400 He was giving back, but they were made by slaves.

00:04:25.740 Were they really $10?

00:04:26.400 Yada, yada, yada, skip forward 20 years, he's got a statue in China.

00:04:29.940 I don't know what's going to be true.

00:04:31.860 I had Shaq shoes.

00:04:33.060 That was the, I think one year, because whoever played like basketball for like a school, high

00:04:38.820 school, whatever, you would get like team shoes.

00:04:40.940 And one year the team shoe was Shaq shoes. 1.00

00:04:43.440 He and my buddy were like, these shoes suck ass. 0.99

00:04:46.620 He was the first big man, he was the first big man to ever be able to have his own shoe 1.00

00:04:50.700 because like no one wants to be the big man because no one's that big.

00:04:53.320 Well, they actually, he actually made them really cheap because he talks about the Shaq 1.00

00:04:58.540 shoes and why they were so cheap.

00:04:59.980 And he was like, I made them because I could never afford shoes like Jordans.

00:05:03.320 How many times do you think Shaq flew to Epstein's Island?

00:05:07.620 Jesus.

00:05:08.260 Imagine.

00:05:08.640 Can he get on a plane? 0.93

00:05:09.920 He would destroy a 14 year old.

00:05:12.180 He's half of Epstein's Island, dude.

00:05:14.380 He's half.

00:05:14.940 Like he would stay, get on Epstein's.

00:05:16.580 Oh my God.

00:05:17.660 Dude, he's still buying. 1.00

00:05:18.060 Those sexy motherfuckers. 1.00

00:05:19.180 I can't believe they're still coming out. 1.00

00:05:20.900 That's the ones I remember.

00:05:21.880 Those full press SM4s.

00:05:23.280 That's the ones I remember.

00:05:24.300 Those ones right there.

00:05:25.440 They look so.

00:05:25.900 I remember the LSU colored ones.

00:05:28.560 $37.50.

00:05:29.980 It's bringing me back.

00:05:30.540 Those are dad shoes for sure.

00:05:31.820 Isn't it crazy how like.

00:05:33.480 We should all buy a set and rock it at Georgia.

00:05:35.900 You know, here's the thing.

00:05:37.300 There is a way to like.

00:05:38.700 We influence.

00:05:39.340 With jorts.

00:05:40.560 We do influence culture enough to where I think we could make Shaq shoes cool. 0.76

00:05:45.040 You know the same way that they made Champion.

00:05:46.380 Among like white men that watch this show.

00:05:49.160 Oh, you think we can do that? 0.98

00:05:50.920 I fucking guarantee if we all start rocking Shaq shoes 24-7, it's a thing. 1.00

00:05:55.640 Dude, you remember this because you're fucking old. 0.99

00:05:58.280 Everybody would start wearing Shaq shoes. 1.00

00:06:00.020 But I would misunderstand the assignment and I'd buy Shaq instead and then I'd start wearing burgers on my feet. 0.99

00:06:06.320 I'm just imagining Ray-Bans, Letterman jacket, jorts, the fucking Shaq shoes. 0.99

00:06:11.980 Letterman jackets with N-I-G-G-E-R on them. 0.99

00:06:14.540 We rock Shaq shoes. 0.71

00:06:16.040 But we need a sixth guy.

00:06:16.500 Oh, that actually really is.

00:06:18.200 There's only five of us.

00:06:19.760 Yeah, we need a sixth man.

00:06:21.940 I think it's better without a sixth man.

00:06:22.020 But Clint, you're old.

00:06:23.500 You're old.

00:06:24.360 So you remember.

00:06:24.920 I know you've said that quite a few times.

00:06:26.220 Well, all I'm going to say is that I didn't finish it because Toad wanted to tell his terrible Shake Shack joke.

00:06:30.380 That was awful.

00:06:31.720 But what I'll say is like you remember that Champion. 0.99

00:06:33.860 Champion was like fucking Walmart brand like stuff. 0.98

00:06:38.240 And now today. 1.00

00:06:39.700 No, no.

00:06:40.140 But today now Champion is like literally top of the line stuff that people want to buy.

00:06:44.860 It's vintage.

00:06:45.980 And so I want to do that with Shaq shoes. 0.97

00:06:48.920 I want to get to where we're like.

00:06:49.580 You know what's funny real quick?

00:06:51.460 Clint just said not for me.

00:06:53.160 He showed up to like a party of like there was like influencers at this party.

00:06:56.880 And this nigga wore a Champion shirt. 1.00

00:06:58.840 So now you're telling me, Clint, that you showed up.

00:07:02.140 Yes, you wore a sweater.

00:07:03.760 Yeah, and it had a little C on that.

00:07:05.400 I remember seeing it.

00:07:06.300 Clint's like that's because I only wear shirts that describe me.

00:07:10.340 Okay.

00:07:10.540 I want to get into your psychology here.

00:07:12.040 So you drove two and a half hours to go see something like whatever. 0.99

00:07:15.960 I'm going to wear this fucking cheap Champion. 0.98

00:07:17.860 And then how much money do you have that you're buying a $70 Champion hoodie 0.99

00:07:21.160 and not noticing that it's like a good brand?

00:07:25.100 You're making really good points, Top.

00:07:26.420 I bet he's had it since the 90s though. 1.00

00:07:29.060 He just keeps shit for so long. 1.00

00:07:31.720 He had it when it was $5. 1.00

00:07:33.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:33.900 Honestly, anything without a brand on it is like the shit I like to wear. 0.99

00:07:38.120 Contrary to all the shirts I wear because I'm trying to wrap my homies. 0.99

00:07:41.300 Top lobster, baby.

00:07:42.060 For the most part, I just wear like solid color shirts.

00:07:45.360 I don't want to have labels or brands.

00:07:46.740 Like that's my style.

00:07:48.300 And people can hate on me for it, but that's what I like.

00:07:50.360 I just realized Top Lobster's wearing...

00:07:51.160 I like solid color shirts, no underwear.

00:07:55.700 I mean basketball shorts.

00:07:57.800 That's really what you're going to see Clint doing.

00:07:59.680 Oh my God. 1.00

00:07:59.700 Just dick flinging around. 1.00

00:08:01.100 I am the brand, motherfucker. 1.00

00:08:02.740 I don't need a label on me. 1.00

00:08:04.560 I am the brand.

00:08:05.400 So I rock whatever I want.

00:08:07.160 Top lobster.

00:08:07.560 Laney says I stole a pair of Puerto Rico shoes in Florida once.

00:08:10.500 I don't know if that means...

00:08:10.860 What are you doing on our Puerto Rico shoes?

00:08:11.960 Yeah.

00:08:12.260 Top?

00:08:12.400 I don't know what those are, but...

00:08:13.400 Sandals?

00:08:14.860 I'm realizing that Top is wearing the merch from, I believe, like the most Nephilim-esque...

00:08:21.860 Laney stole a bunch of 2x4s that they were going to make a boat out of. 0.87

00:08:26.640 I don't understand. 0.99

00:08:28.840 God damn it. 0.99

00:08:29.720 Every time Toad talks, you know? 1.00

00:08:31.200 Yeah, you fuck it up, Toad. 0.99

00:08:32.420 We got mailbag. 1.00

00:08:33.400 Save it with mailbag. 0.53

00:08:34.640 We have mailbag.

00:08:36.000 This is the saddest way to go into mailbag. 0.99

00:08:38.080 God damn it, Toad. 0.99

00:08:39.160 We were riffing pretty good there. 0.99

00:08:41.240 There's no non-sad way.

00:08:43.900 We'll start with Jack Plissken, who sent us a picture of a tweet asking us when we're

00:08:50.140 going to have Matt Reif on the podcast.

00:08:53.260 I'm not really interested.

00:08:54.700 I'm not either, but I don't know how funny he is, but apparently he badmouthed a 6-year-old 0.91

00:09:01.040 and told the 6-year-old that his mom is a whore on OnlyFans and that Santa doesn't exist. 0.97

00:09:06.720 That's kind of cool. 0.98

00:09:07.660 He seems...

00:09:08.340 No, no, no.

00:09:08.700 Here's the thing.

00:09:09.220 He seems internet cringey.

00:09:10.920 Sorry.

00:09:11.480 Internet edgy.

00:09:13.020 Internet edgy is what he seems like.

00:09:14.660 He seems like he apologized about this after.

00:09:18.500 No, but because he's the guy...

00:09:21.340 He's like the upcoming edgy comic, and he is not edgy.

00:09:25.460 No.

00:09:26.260 I watched his entire special because it was number one on Netflix.

00:09:29.900 It's not that good.

00:09:31.440 All his fans are women.

00:09:33.320 It's like an opener act in the early 2000s.

00:09:36.500 It's whatever. 0.99

00:09:37.460 Dude, he gets a special because he's fucking... 0.99

00:09:39.060 He's a beautiful dude. 1.00

00:09:40.240 I'll give him that.

00:09:40.940 He's the next Chris D'Elia.

00:09:43.480 He's coming up because he looks good.

00:09:45.440 I think Chris D'Elia is actually funny.

00:09:48.060 But a lot of Chris D'Elia fans were women because they thought he looked cute or hot.

00:09:53.160 And Matt Reif is way better looking than Chris D'Elia.

00:09:56.580 Matt Reif is actually attractive. 0.96

00:09:58.420 Except, I don't know, there has been some stuff about him doing plastic surgery to get that jaw line and shit. 0.98

00:10:02.620 Matt Reif... 0.99

00:10:03.540 Matt Reif...

00:10:03.940 Yeah, same.

00:10:05.440 He got the Bacall thing where they like... 0.91

00:10:07.620 You can tell he's gay. 0.98

00:10:08.420 You're noticing. 0.93

00:10:09.000 You always are noticing, Tom.

00:10:10.560 I'm noticing the pattern of Toad's interjections.

00:10:15.340 But then, it's always ended with a...

00:10:24.300 Yeah, like maybe if I agree with him.

00:10:26.740 What you don't realize is that my stutter...

00:10:30.740 If I cut him off right here, he'll go, yeah.

00:10:33.160 What's that song where it goes...

00:10:35.740 Lifestyle.

00:10:38.220 That's what he does.

00:10:39.580 He does that whole thing.

00:10:40.740 But what you don't realize is that what I'm doing is actually... 0.96

00:10:42.980 I'm saying nigger in Morse code. 1.00

00:10:44.640 That's what I'm doing. 0.98

00:10:45.120 No, what it is is a desperate, feeble attempt to be able to somehow get the other person to yield the stage.

00:10:54.140 No, but Matt Reif wishes he was Chris D'Elia, though.

00:10:57.160 Chris D'Elia is actually cool.

00:10:58.840 Chris D'Elia...

00:10:59.320 We are so back.

00:11:01.100 Chris D'Elia was actually able to create like a harem, like thousands deep of underage women. 1.00

00:11:06.640 So, he's badass.

00:11:07.280 Wait, I don't want to talk about this.

00:11:08.740 Cole, why should you go on Tinfoil Hat?

00:11:12.220 I want to know.

00:11:13.480 No, I actually did so.

00:11:15.640 I saw that y'all did a stream without me, which is fine. 0.97

00:11:18.340 I mean, it sucks.

00:11:19.920 Afterwards, y'all were like, we're going to call this business meeting because everybody knows those are hilarious. 0.82

00:11:27.440 But, no, I said, I dropped in and I just said, like, it's going to be, it's Raven, who is completely conspiracy.

00:11:35.040 And he's pretty funny, but whatever.

00:11:36.140 He's completely conspiracy.

00:11:37.340 Top is, like, he's right in the middle.

00:11:39.100 He took the fence to that.

00:11:39.680 When you said that, that he's completely conspiracy, he didn't like that.

00:11:42.920 But it's like, he's like, it would be like saying, he's 80-20, you're 50-50, I'm 80-20.

00:11:48.200 And so, it all comes back to 50-50, where we should be on Tinfoil Hat.

00:11:53.360 Because, like, I mean, and I can go with a little bit conspiracy.

00:11:56.900 I mean, I'll watch the window.

00:11:57.780 Man, he's giving the numbers.

00:11:58.560 Guys, this is the best argument that we've gotten for this. 0.98

00:12:01.220 He's actually giving you hard statistics, graphs, shit like that. 0.95

00:12:03.900 I'm impressed. 0.95

00:12:04.780 I mean, in fairness, they're not hard statistics.

00:12:06.940 They are subjective.

00:12:08.060 I'm hard.

00:12:08.560 I should have done it.

00:12:10.280 He's like, he's 80-30, I'm 80-30.

00:12:12.940 Like, do some of the wrong numbers.

00:12:15.060 I think that's the biggest surprise, is that you actually got to 100.

00:12:18.700 So, I give you credit for that.

00:12:20.760 All right, that's your pitch.

00:12:22.060 80-20, that's it.

00:12:22.980 That's the pitch.

00:12:23.440 Yeah, 80% funny, 20% conspiracy.

00:12:27.320 Topps 50-50.

00:12:27.860 I'm not even really arguing this. 1.00

00:12:29.040 Topps is just trying to stir shit. 0.99

00:12:30.700 Yeah, no, I'm trying to stir shit too, because I know that Toad gets upset about it. 0.99

00:12:34.440 I have to say, the best argument I have heard, though, is immediately, like, who said it, 0.97

00:12:37.420 is like, well, does he deserve, do you think he deserves it?

00:12:39.500 And I was like, no, hell no.

00:12:41.220 So, I guess that I agree with.

00:12:44.080 None of us deserve it.

00:12:45.200 None of us deserve it.

00:12:46.240 But if we're talking deserving.

00:12:48.000 Some one of you does deserve it.

00:12:49.680 All I'm going to say is, whoever it is, I expect you to crush.

00:12:54.560 I want Mount Crushmore.

00:12:56.060 That's all I care about. 1.00

00:12:57.120 Whoever it is, you better fucking crush. 1.00

00:12:58.960 And if you don't, you're off the show. 0.99

00:13:01.040 Listen, I think it should be cool.

00:13:03.300 I genuinely do.

00:13:03.760 The other thing was, and I've done other podcasts, a lot of other podcasts.

00:13:07.740 Because when he's talking right now, I just think to myself, like, I don't want him on that show.

00:13:13.800 You know what I'm saying?

00:13:15.500 That's what I think to myself.

00:13:16.560 But here's the thing.

00:13:18.040 I've been on many other podcasts.

00:13:19.120 Maybe we should think about having the adults in the room.

00:13:21.420 The thing I do, and I do it consistently, is I take whatever show I'm on, and I make it Tower Gang.

00:13:27.920 No matter what I'm doing.

00:13:29.220 That's true.

00:13:29.600 And I try.

00:13:31.340 I don't know if I even try to.

00:13:32.940 It just comes out naturally.

00:13:34.420 Is that what you want to do on a tinfoil hat?

00:13:35.180 Like, is that what you want to do?

00:13:37.640 Yes.

00:13:38.440 Look, I want to make tinfoil hat Tower Gang. 0.88

00:13:41.680 I think me adding me to the combo balances it out.

00:13:44.420 But now adding you to the combo, lean it to the target.

00:13:46.980 No, not sage mode.

00:13:47.880 It would lean it to the target.

00:13:48.380 You would go sage mode.

00:13:49.880 I would not go sage mode.

00:13:50.580 I would hold back for the boys.

00:13:51.820 Because I'd know it would.

00:13:52.900 You would go OKC sage mode.

00:13:54.900 And you'd be like, let me tell you about Terrence Yoki.

00:13:57.320 And you would go.

00:13:57.980 But no, that's actually part of why I think, like, if I come out, there's going to be obviously,

00:14:02.740 I feel like they're going to, like, feel like, let's talk about OKC.

00:14:05.720 And then it kind of overtakes it.

00:14:07.240 Whereas then they can just go whatever weird way with those guys.

00:14:10.000 I feel like it's really important we don't do two episodes within 48 hours talking about 0.98

00:14:13.760 the same fucking thing. 0.99

00:14:14.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:15.260 Could we avoid that?

00:14:16.220 No, no, no.

00:14:16.800 I wanted to bring it up because there's a caveat to this story, which is actually very funny.

00:14:20.920 So the tinfoil hat book or just book Nephilim Death Squad?

00:14:28.600 I was about to say, like, he said, I just want two guys. 1.00

00:14:32.660 Fuck. 1.00

00:14:33.260 We never want to do three. 1.00

00:14:34.440 I just made up some shit to generate, like, an hour and a half of content. 0.97

00:14:37.500 Wait, wait, wait. 0.99

00:14:38.120 Are you kidding me?

00:14:39.040 So none of us are invited?

00:14:41.620 Except for you.

00:14:42.020 Top is invited.

00:14:43.540 I'm invited.

00:14:44.360 I don't know about you guys.

00:14:45.560 Is that true?

00:14:47.640 You just lie?

00:14:48.980 I have no idea.

00:14:50.920 I don't know what the truth is.

00:14:51.920 I'll say this.

00:14:52.300 I'll say this.

00:14:52.860 Tripoli is an incredibly supportive king.

00:14:55.840 He is, he DMs me.

00:14:57.820 Like, when I put out a screenshot just showing, like, how well my show with Luke is doing,

00:15:02.120 he will DM me on Instagram going, like, fire emoji.

00:15:05.280 You're crushing it, brother. 0.99

00:15:06.200 Like, he's just a fucking, he's a really nice guy, and I think he really likes us. 1.00

00:15:10.600 So all I'm asking is that if you go on there, you don't suck dick. 1.00

00:15:14.720 Don't suck dick. 1.00

00:15:15.840 Can you do that, Cole? 1.00

00:15:17.460 Which, no, by the way, which actual, because he does seven.

00:15:20.920 He does seven podcasts.

00:15:21.940 He does seven.

00:15:22.460 Which podcast is it actually going to be?

00:15:24.040 The big one.

00:15:24.820 Yeah, the main one.

00:15:25.900 Oh, it's actually the main one.

00:15:27.140 Okay.

00:15:27.700 Y'all crush it? 1.00

00:15:28.800 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:15:29.460 All right, all right. 1.00

00:15:30.080 I don't think you're invited, but I don't know what reality is. 0.99

00:15:34.380 Can we talk about the OKC Thunder guy who fucked a kid? 0.99

00:15:38.660 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:15:39.160 Josh Giddy. 1.00

00:15:39.640 Everyone, all you guys want to talk about is OKC shit. 1.00

00:15:43.020 No, I wanted to talk about pedophiles all up. 0.99

00:15:46.780 Jose, Jose, can you link Josh Giddy, a player for the Oklahoma City Thunder, to the Oklahoma City bombing?

00:15:53.000 Because that would be the funniest, like, through line.

00:15:54.700 Dude, when you say Oklahoma City Fest, it's like you're not even attempting.

00:15:57.620 I know, I totally, I'm slightly drunk.

00:16:00.440 I'm like three of these sours in, they're really good.

00:16:02.840 You said Oklahoma City.

00:16:04.140 Three sours in.

00:16:06.120 It's the new way to say it, Oklahoma City.

00:16:07.640 Oklahoma City.

00:16:08.600 That's Oklahoma City.

00:16:09.820 All the cool kids call it Oklahoma City. 1.00

00:16:11.300 You're going to be like that kid with the dumb dad. 1.00

00:16:14.160 That's going to be that kid in, like, fucking 15 years. 1.00

00:16:16.520 He's like, yeah, I know my dad's dumb. 1.00

00:16:17.980 But you can come over and watch the game anyway. 0.97

00:16:19.660 All right, so we're going to talk about it?

00:16:25.260 Oh, my God.

00:16:26.000 What are we talking about?

00:16:28.180 I'll give the back story, okay?

00:16:30.000 So Josh Giddy got drafted.

00:16:31.400 I think he's a rookie this year.

00:16:33.280 Who did he play for?

00:16:35.240 He plays Oklahoma City Thunder, and he played for, was it Kentucky?

00:16:40.080 Okay.

00:16:40.780 That sounds right.

00:16:42.080 I want to say it was Kentucky.

00:16:44.160 But he was a pretty high draft pick.

00:16:46.760 And so he's only like 19, 20 years old.

00:16:49.140 Well, it comes out, this girl puts out a bunch of videos, and she's like, 0.99

00:16:53.600 I fucked Josh Giddy. 0.97

00:16:55.300 And it shows her, people have done some digging. 0.99

00:16:58.560 They found her yearbook photo.

00:17:00.400 She was like 60.

00:17:01.200 She was like a sophomore or junior in high school.

00:17:03.740 So she's like 15, 16 years old.

00:17:05.600 And he's like 19, 20.

00:17:07.380 Okay.

00:17:08.060 He actually did not say.

00:17:11.020 Let's bring up the laws.

00:17:12.660 Let's get the laws in the books here. 0.59

00:17:14.600 Cole, he actually got drafted straight from Australia.

00:17:19.140 Oh, that's right.

00:17:19.820 Yeah, you're right.

00:17:20.200 What's the problem?

00:17:21.220 Can you look up the page of consent in Oklahoma?

00:17:24.120 In Australia.

00:17:24.620 In Oklahoma?

00:17:25.300 In Australia.

00:17:26.420 I know.

00:17:26.700 He's from Australia.

00:17:27.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:17:27.880 I forgot about it.

00:17:28.260 I think Tyler was about to play a video.

00:17:30.620 Wait, is he a white guy?

00:17:31.220 So she put out a bunch of videos that he is in.

00:17:34.100 Yeah. 0.99

00:17:34.400 And he's shirtless and shit. 1.00

00:17:35.960 Look, I'm going to decide based off of how attractive she is. 1.00

00:17:38.400 He's actually white.

00:17:39.360 I am.

00:17:40.340 You'll see.

00:17:41.280 You think he might be an ab, but he's not. 1.00

00:17:43.760 She looks 18.

00:17:45.280 What's up, my man?

00:17:46.620 Right in front of the club. 1.00

00:17:48.080 Look at this motherfucker. 1.00

00:17:49.620 Back to mine. 1.00

00:17:50.120 Man, man, man.

00:17:51.540 We got some news about Josh Giddey today, guys.

00:17:54.820 OKC Thunder star Josh Giddey is currently being investigated by the NBA, as you can see

00:18:00.960 right here in this article.

00:18:02.700 And the reason why Josh Giddey is being investigated is because a lot of this stuff had came out.

00:18:08.740 As you can see right here, here's a screenshot from Twitter.

00:18:11.900 I'm just waiting for a shirt, by the way.

00:18:13.300 Josh Giddey has sent a screenshot to his girlfriend, the girl who is allegedly supposed to be a

00:18:19.920 minor that he is currently in a relationship with.

00:18:23.060 So Josh Giddey is in a relationship with.

00:18:24.760 Oh, my God.

00:18:24.840 Oh, that's like that. 1.00

00:18:26.680 Fuck you, Tom. 1.00

00:18:27.860 I love him. 1.00

00:18:28.420 She said, yeah, thanks for the advice.

00:18:31.980 He replies, no worries.

00:18:34.320 This guy plays in the NBA?

00:18:36.220 That guy?

00:18:37.040 Yeah.

00:18:37.460 Yeah.

00:18:38.200 I know he's white.

00:18:39.060 It's weird. 0.94

00:18:39.380 He looks like a fake person.

00:18:41.900 And as you can see right here, Liv Cook socials are all currently private.

00:18:46.600 So this message could be real.

00:18:49.400 We don't know.

00:18:50.560 Could be fake.

00:18:51.480 But that's just the information that I have right here.

00:18:54.680 Let's move on to the next information that I have for you guys.

00:18:57.800 Okay, so it's a junior and he's 19.

00:18:59.900 Junior's what, 16, 17, right?

00:19:01.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:02.180 I think she was, I think they say she's either 15 or 16.

00:19:06.060 I mean, you give him the benefit of the doubt.

00:19:07.300 They could have met when he was like in high school.

00:19:09.560 So, I mean.

00:19:10.300 Wait.

00:19:10.800 No, no, no.

00:19:11.520 No, no, no, no.

00:19:13.200 She's from the U.S. 0.97

00:19:14.320 17, what state?

00:19:15.320 Like, look.

00:19:15.840 Black people got way overconfident because Morgan Freeman is such a good narrator. 1.00

00:19:20.460 That dude should never narrate shit. 1.00

00:19:22.840 Whoever that guy was, leave it to Morgan. 1.00

00:19:25.640 You're not qualified. 0.99

00:19:27.100 That's what black people listen to, though. 0.96

00:19:29.520 You know, like white people listen to Clint on Liberty Lockdown? 1.00

00:19:32.340 Black people listen to shit like that. 1.00

00:19:33.880 Wow. 1.00

00:19:34.200 It's crazy. 1.00

00:19:35.000 Black people really are inferior. 1.00

00:19:37.180 That's crazy. 1.00

00:19:37.220 Don't they listen to just rap music and shit? 0.99

00:19:39.780 No, but like, do you think they listen to podcasts? 0.99

00:19:41.540 There's definitely like a black section of podcasts that black people listen to the podcast.

00:19:46.140 Didn't black people listen to podcasts? 0.99

00:19:47.740 No, I think they all listen to the radio. 0.98

00:19:50.080 Dude. 1.00

00:19:50.900 Holy shit. 1.00

00:19:51.680 I think you're right. 1.00

00:19:52.540 No, no, no.

00:19:53.160 Because somebody's watching. 0.99

00:19:54.360 They're like, power 106, nigga. 1.00

00:19:57.940 No, no. 0.97

00:19:58.580 Who's the, um, Charlamagne Tha God?

00:20:00.160 There's a black podcast audience.

00:20:01.340 Yeah, Charlamagne's on the radio, bro. 0.97

00:20:02.700 It's really just a bunch of guilty white dudes. 0.94

00:20:04.040 Yeah, he does, uh, whatever. 0.98

00:20:05.460 I forget.

00:20:06.180 I thought it was a podcast.

00:20:08.160 But yeah, I think Charlamagne Tha God is like the people that they listen to.

00:20:10.640 Do any black people do podcasts?

00:20:12.440 Is podcasting specifically a white thing?

00:20:14.940 There is a very big thing up and coming of actual NBA and NFL players doing podcasts now.

00:20:20.520 And actually, it's pretty cool if you like sports.

00:20:22.480 No, it's not.

00:20:23.940 Dude, it's, no, they have great stories.

00:20:25.720 No, they don't.

00:20:26.700 Jesse Lee Peterson, man.

00:20:28.200 No, I'm talking about like.

00:20:28.620 He's not really black, though.

00:20:29.820 I'm talking about like hip-hop.

00:20:31.660 Like hip-hop black people. 1.00

00:20:33.120 Bro, like the last thing you want to listen to is a rapper do a show, a talk, ever. 1.00

00:20:38.280 They're terrible. 0.96

00:20:39.140 They're the worst. 1.00

00:20:39.820 The fresh and fit and all that shit is, is like basically that. 1.00

00:20:42.940 Dude, they're not even black, right? 1.00

00:20:44.780 Those are upper middle class, light-skinned brothers.

00:20:46.940 That's totally different. 0.99

00:20:47.820 Dude, black people are so bad at podcasting. 1.00

00:20:49.740 They talk over themselves on a solo podcast. 0.99

00:20:54.500 That was pretty funny.

00:20:58.860 That was pretty funny.

00:21:00.600 That was pretty funny.

00:21:02.480 Where do we go from there, Tony?

00:21:04.940 That's the thing.

00:21:05.740 Even his funny ones, like if he does have a good one, they still kill the flow.

00:21:10.720 Like they absolutely kill the vibe.

00:21:12.940 You know why?

00:21:13.480 You know why?

00:21:13.840 Because we're so unaccustomed to it being funny that it's like, it's jarring.

00:21:18.560 It stops the show.

00:21:19.940 We got to like slow down, acknowledge that he had a good one, and then like be like, where

00:21:24.380 were we at?

00:21:24.960 Like, whoa, this is disorienting.

00:21:26.800 I can't.

00:21:27.600 I mean, can we point out that like whether or not she's 16, he was 18.

00:21:31.400 He just, he just, he just got into the league.

00:21:33.440 I want to say this might be 19.

00:21:36.060 What?

00:21:36.400 Yeah, he's 19 now.

00:21:37.480 But like he's, he said he's, this is his girl.

00:21:39.440 Like he's been dating her for a minute.

00:21:40.500 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:21:40.540 It's 19 and 17. 1.00

00:21:41.740 Like who gives a fuck? 0.99

00:21:42.940 No. 0.99

00:21:43.260 I don't care at all. 1.00

00:21:43.920 This is, black people have sex with like 13 year old girls. 1.00

00:21:48.080 And they're 30. 1.00

00:21:48.180 He's 21.

00:21:49.580 He's 21.

00:21:50.400 Carl Malone had a child with a 12 year old.

00:21:53.080 That's true.

00:21:53.820 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:54.220 You think of a fuck about Josh Giddey? 0.99

00:21:56.060 Dude, Josh Giddey. 0.99

00:21:56.700 Make America great again.

00:21:58.900 Dude, he just grew up emulating Carl Malone.

00:22:01.120 That was his role model.

00:22:02.060 It's fine.

00:22:02.380 He's 21 and I want to say she was 15 or 16.

00:22:06.060 All right.

00:22:06.360 That's not a good look.

00:22:07.220 That's a little bit.

00:22:08.560 Yeah.

00:22:09.020 He said that she was a 15 year old junior, which doesn't make any sense to me.

00:22:13.920 No.

00:22:14.040 How are you a junior at 15?

00:22:15.560 I don't know.

00:22:15.860 I don't know if she was, did they say junior or did I say junior?

00:22:18.440 Because I couldn't remember.

00:22:19.140 I read it.

00:22:19.820 I think you just made it up.

00:22:20.640 Oh, you read junior.

00:22:21.360 Okay.

00:22:21.660 I think junior's like 16.

00:22:24.180 Junior's at least 16.

00:22:25.460 Most junior's 17.

00:22:25.900 16 or 17.

00:22:27.020 17, yeah.

00:22:27.460 Yeah.

00:22:27.980 So it could be a five year difference.

00:22:29.700 Four or five year difference.

00:22:30.620 Maybe it's different in Australia or is she from the U.S.?

00:22:33.120 I don't know.

00:22:33.840 Let's be honest. 0.96

00:22:34.620 If she was ugly, we would all condemn him. 0.95

00:22:38.000 Let's be fair. 0.94

00:22:39.420 Maybe they met when he was in middle school.

00:22:42.520 Okay.

00:22:43.160 Clint, say that that 16 year old is hot.

00:22:47.120 Say it right now.

00:22:48.000 Do it.

00:22:49.340 Clint, not going to say it, but y'all just said it.

00:22:52.600 Y'all just said it. 0.98

00:22:54.260 If she was ugly and she was of age, I'd condemn them.

00:22:56.840 Clint, what's the separation of age that bothers you the most? 0.70

00:23:01.640 So let's say you're 50 and you were dating a 23-year-old. 0.89

00:23:04.600 If they're within a few years of my age, disgusting. 0.99

00:23:07.000 Hate it. 0.97

00:23:07.660 No, no.

00:23:08.000 I mean like how far apart from your age?

00:23:11.260 How low will you go?

00:23:12.580 Go.

00:23:13.820 Do the limbo, baby.

00:23:15.760 I'm 40.

00:23:16.480 So it's like 25 to 30 years is like, all right, let's slow down.

00:23:21.040 All right.

00:23:21.140 What about 17, but she's a smoke show? 1.00

00:23:22.960 You said you're 40.

00:23:28.580 Dude, it's half your age plus seven, man.

00:23:32.040 I start wondering if I'm doing the right thing when she's 12.

00:23:35.480 That's whenever I start.

00:23:37.200 No, no, no.

00:23:38.200 I said 25 to 30.

00:23:39.600 I mean once we're talking 10, it's like whoa.

00:23:41.840 I touch the brakes.

00:23:43.200 Whoa.

00:23:43.780 Wait a couple years, hon.

00:23:46.040 It's like when you're on the highway and then like.

00:23:47.860 Sit back and wait.

00:23:49.300 You're on the highway and then like, I don't know, like half a mile ahead, you see some

00:23:52.880 red lights and you're like, I might start slowing down here now.

00:23:56.720 Instead of just waiting.

00:23:59.040 It isn't someone just brake checked you.

00:24:01.440 It's not that hard of a brake.

00:24:02.740 It's just you see a half mile off.

00:24:04.720 Don't mind me, folks.

00:24:05.860 I'm just waiting at this red light for five years.

00:24:09.260 Toad, what's your age gap that you say too much?

00:24:13.660 Age gap?

00:24:14.400 Or are we talking like how?

00:24:16.580 Dude, I think. 0.98

00:24:17.100 You heard me, nigga. 0.97

00:24:17.880 Say it. 1.00

00:24:19.000 As long as she's 18, I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:24:22.620 That's a great photo. 1.00

00:24:23.980 I love that thing.

00:24:25.000 That's really, really good. 1.00

00:24:26.240 Dude, if you're like 75 years old and you can swing an 18 year old, then you're a fucking 1.00

00:24:31.040 king. 1.00

00:24:31.460 I don't care.

00:24:32.480 All right.

00:24:33.560 What if you're 75 and she's one day before her 18th birthday? 0.96

00:24:38.180 You pervert. 0.89

00:24:38.860 You know what? 0.99

00:24:39.360 Here's the thing is I don't think 75 and 18 is as weird as 50 and 18.

00:24:44.680 Wow. 1.00

00:24:44.960 You're a fucking weird. 1.00

00:24:45.920 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00

00:24:47.160 No, because I think at 75, you're so far off that it's just like this dude is not even

00:24:54.880 like, he can't even bang her.

00:24:56.080 Like, he's just literally just around her because he thinks she's hot.

00:24:58.680 At 50 and 18, you're still banging that chick and she is the age of your daughter. 1.00

00:25:04.260 Let's say you had a daughter.

00:25:05.580 Would you let your daughter marry a 75 year old? 0.96

00:25:08.320 Yeah.

00:25:08.540 Because he's going to die and she's going to inherit as well.

00:25:12.140 Stuff like that are we talking about.

00:25:13.320 I'd let my daughter marry Josh Giddey.

00:25:16.280 Oh, 100%.

00:25:17.200 Oh, that was another part of this is I think up until a little bit ago, they weren't pressing

00:25:22.960 charges.

00:25:23.500 And I don't think they even are pressing charges at all.

00:25:26.380 They're going to sue him.

00:25:27.320 Oh, and they got the money grab.

00:25:30.040 It's a civil because the because they got the they got the lawyer that defended the

00:25:33.720 Cosby victims.

00:25:35.840 Oh, boy.

00:25:37.320 Is there like a conspiracy around this guy?

00:25:39.420 Yeah.

00:25:39.780 Yeah.

00:25:39.980 They got like the one.

00:25:41.960 They got like all red, dude.

00:25:44.320 Yeah.

00:25:45.760 Josh Giddey did nothing wrong.

00:25:47.640 And I think what Cole is alluding to, though, is like there's like the Benjamin Button rule.

00:25:51.640 I think like once you get past a certain age, it's like you become young again.

00:25:55.780 So then it's acceptable again.

00:25:57.200 Like once you're like 75, I just I just don't you're like you're like mentally like a child

00:26:01.560 again. 1.00

00:26:01.860 So you can see you can fuck it. 1.00

00:26:03.420 Because at 50, like you're fucking 18 year olds. 1.00

00:26:06.960 And that's just like it's there's something totally different at 75. 1.00

00:26:10.360 You're not fucking them. 0.99

00:26:11.680 It's not happening. 1.00

00:26:12.460 Jesus Christ, Paul, you absolute pervert. 1.00

00:26:15.120 I was thinking, too, I was like, but I'm still going to be fucking at 75. 1.00

00:26:18.700 I was thinking I was like, we could we could shop this. 0.91

00:26:21.120 We could shop this show to rumble.

00:26:23.540 Not much.

00:26:24.660 We can shop this show to rumble.

00:26:26.340 Yeah, no, I was thinking about pedophilia.

00:26:29.480 Yeah, right off the bat.

00:26:30.400 I'm looking.

00:26:30.920 I'm listening to Nicole say it.

00:26:32.200 I was like, we can't do that.

00:26:33.060 You guys want hot takes on pedophilia?

00:26:37.580 I said 18.

00:26:38.940 No one else is doing this.

00:26:40.240 They're legal.

00:26:41.260 I said 18 as well. 0.99

00:26:44.080 Covering our asses. 0.99

00:26:45.220 75, 17? 0.99

00:26:46.580 For the record, you know.

00:26:48.020 As long as she doesn't tell you.

00:26:49.120 15 to 20 years, max.

00:26:51.840 I mean, come on.

00:26:53.580 Yeah, that's what you'll be getting.

00:26:55.020 Yeah, I was going to say that.

00:27:00.520 That's the sentence.

00:27:01.960 Look, here's the real reason.

00:27:03.980 I don't want to have to watch all the shows that the girl hasn't seen because she was too young.

00:27:09.760 You know?

00:27:10.100 I don't want to have to go back and re-watch The Sopranos.

00:27:12.600 So just, you're saying out of pure laziness, but like, what's in your heart?

00:27:16.340 What's in your heart, bro? 1.00

00:27:17.200 Oh, I mean, if I could find some prodigy bitch. 1.00

00:27:19.380 The kids, right? 0.99

00:27:19.860 If I could find some prodigy bitch who's 17 that's watched everything, I mean. 1.00

00:27:23.320 No, no, no, no. 0.99

00:27:23.900 Here's the thing.

00:27:24.440 It's always fun to watch something with somebody that hasn't watched it before.

00:27:27.320 Because then you can be like. 1.00

00:27:28.200 Unless you've watched it with a dumb bitch. 1.00

00:27:30.000 Have you done that? 1.00

00:27:30.700 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's true.

00:27:33.220 Where they're on their phone half the time.

00:27:34.920 What does that mean?

00:27:35.340 I don't really get what that.

00:27:36.200 You don't want to do that.

00:27:37.100 Oh, yeah.

00:27:37.640 That would irritate me.

00:27:37.960 Dude, when they.

00:27:39.080 The worst is.

00:27:41.580 Is whenever, like, your wife or girlfriend.

00:27:43.860 And you're watching a new movie.

00:27:46.040 Neither of you have ever seen this.

00:27:47.260 And it just came out.

00:27:48.300 And she's like.

00:27:49.400 What are they doing?

00:27:50.100 What's going on?

00:27:50.840 And I'm like. 0.99

00:27:51.340 I don't fucking know. 0.92

00:27:52.620 Like, it's going on right now. 0.98

00:27:54.540 Like, I don't have any more answers than you do.

00:27:56.360 I usually just go.

00:27:57.160 I'm looking for further context clues.

00:27:58.920 Just like you.

00:27:59.540 Yeah, it's just like.

00:28:01.840 There's.

00:28:02.880 I've been asked this so many times.

00:28:04.500 Where she'll be like.

00:28:05.820 She'll be like.

00:28:06.540 Look at me and be like.

00:28:07.700 What's going.

00:28:08.240 Like, who's that?

00:28:09.300 And I'm like.

00:28:09.620 I don't know who that is.

00:28:10.620 Like, they just showed up on screen.

00:28:12.260 In this movie for the first time ever.

00:28:14.160 No clue.

00:28:15.080 Who that is.

00:28:16.240 It's literally the first second of the movie.

00:28:19.100 Who's that?

00:28:19.960 Are you guys saying.

00:28:20.920 You guys saying that your wives are like that?

00:28:23.480 Because both of you guys are agreeing right now.

00:28:25.820 Yeah.

00:28:26.000 Yeah.

00:28:26.800 It's happened to me multiple times.

00:28:28.520 I intentionally.

00:28:29.540 I wouldn't have married my wife if she would have done that. 1.00

00:28:32.080 Because my mom does that. 1.00

00:28:33.140 And I fucking hate it more than anything. 0.99

00:28:35.560 So like. 0.99

00:28:35.820 My wife doesn't do that. 1.00

00:28:36.720 But I'm just imagining the kind of life that you guys have to live through.

00:28:40.540 Oh.

00:28:40.780 And I have two daughters too.

00:28:41.920 So I get it there as well.

00:28:43.540 Daddy.

00:28:43.940 What is going.

00:28:44.420 Like.

00:28:45.000 What?

00:28:45.680 I don't get it.

00:28:46.500 Like.

00:28:46.680 What?

00:28:46.960 Like.

00:28:47.140 This is how we were.

00:28:48.520 I literally had to tell her.

00:28:49.220 I'd be like.

00:28:49.540 I don't know.

00:28:50.020 Just keep watching.

00:28:50.680 We'll just keep watching.

00:28:51.360 We'll figure it out.

00:28:52.100 Like.

00:28:52.260 We'll find out.

00:28:53.080 Like.

00:28:53.180 That's the.

00:28:53.740 The whole point of the story.

00:28:55.420 Is that it has an arc.

00:28:56.420 And you can follow it along.

00:28:57.460 One of my exes.

00:28:58.180 We just had to read the plot of everything before we watched anything.

00:29:03.780 And like.

00:29:04.500 She had to know.

00:29:06.120 Basically the entire arc of the story.

00:29:08.600 Before we could watch it.

00:29:09.740 Not to judge whether or not she wanted to watch it.

00:29:12.000 But she doesn't want to be surprised about anything.

00:29:15.140 And I was like.

00:29:15.760 What? 1.00

00:29:16.040 The fuck are we. 1.00

00:29:16.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:17.080 We know. 1.00

00:29:17.440 We know who this bitch is. 1.00

00:29:18.460 That's the whole point. 1.00

00:29:19.160 She read the plot three times.

00:29:20.340 Cut herself.

00:29:20.920 Then watched the movie.

00:29:21.720 Yeah.

00:29:22.620 Not her.

00:29:24.020 But.

00:29:24.600 It was just so frustrating.

00:29:25.780 Because I was like.

00:29:26.440 I love.

00:29:27.080 I love going into a movie.

00:29:28.660 Especially if I hear that a movie is good. 0.96

00:29:30.140 And I don't know shit about it. 0.95

00:29:31.020 Like. 0.88

00:29:31.140 I don't even want to see the trailer.

00:29:32.800 Like.

00:29:32.980 I want to just.

00:29:34.620 Go ahead.

00:29:35.160 That's crazy.

00:29:35.620 Because she's like.

00:29:36.220 She's going like.

00:29:37.220 Like.

00:29:37.440 Into sixth sense.

00:29:38.320 And she's like.

00:29:39.200 Oh yeah.

00:29:39.700 The boys.

00:29:40.320 The guy's dead.

00:29:41.560 Like.

00:29:41.760 Immediately.

00:29:42.300 You're like.

00:29:42.640 Well that ruins the entire movie.

00:29:44.140 It's like.

00:29:44.460 It's like.

00:29:44.760 Well then just.

00:29:45.500 Don't even watch it.

00:29:46.440 There's no point.

00:29:46.980 Like.

00:29:47.120 Watch it.

00:29:47.560 She's like.

00:29:48.000 Fight club.

00:29:48.460 She's just like.

00:29:48.860 Sitting there watching.

00:29:49.500 She's like.

00:29:50.280 Saw on his head.

00:29:52.120 They're the same person.

00:29:53.140 They're the same person.

00:29:54.040 They're the same person.

00:29:54.840 You're like.

00:29:54.940 How dare you spoil every movie call.

00:29:57.480 Let me guess.

00:29:58.100 Clint.

00:29:58.380 You broke up with her.

00:29:59.340 Because she was too controlling.

00:30:03.220 Why did I break up with her? 0.91

00:30:04.440 No.

00:30:04.900 She got too old.

00:30:06.040 I can't remember.

00:30:06.500 She got too old.

00:30:06.920 She aged out.

00:30:08.040 She aged out.

00:30:08.940 Same reason I break up with all of them.

00:30:10.340 See.

00:30:10.720 I have commitment problems.

00:30:13.400 She's like.

00:30:14.660 Clint's like.

00:30:15.160 I hope you read the plot on this one.

00:30:16.900 I'm getting rid of you at 22.

00:30:19.220 I just want to.

00:30:20.060 I just want to make it clear.

00:30:21.240 That this is a comedy show. 0.99

00:30:22.100 Because I've said a bunch of fucked up things. 0.99

00:30:23.440 In the first 30 minutes. 0.99

00:30:25.140 And.

00:30:25.720 Often times these things will be.

00:30:27.440 I will be held to account.

00:30:28.800 As if I'm telling the truth.

00:30:29.700 And I'm not.

00:30:30.500 Clint.

00:30:30.620 Hey.

00:30:31.680 We're 155 episodes in.

00:30:33.980 If they don't know it's a comedy show yet. 0.99

00:30:35.640 They're probably retarded. 1.00

00:30:36.840 We're not doing a good job. 1.00

00:30:38.040 Clint Russell.

00:30:38.840 Clip out of context on this.

00:30:40.280 I meant completely.

00:30:41.280 In whatever bad way.

00:30:42.400 You can interpret it.

00:30:43.380 Yeah.

00:30:43.600 I meant it in a worse way.

00:30:45.720 In a worse way. 0.99

00:30:46.580 You fucking translate it wrong. 0.99

00:30:48.340 I meant. 0.99

00:30:48.740 I meant to say it twice.

00:30:49.780 Anybody else chick actually watch Hallmark movies? 0.85

00:30:54.920 What?

00:30:55.480 Hallmark?

00:30:55.940 The Hallmark movies.

00:30:56.540 Like if I had a girl that did that. 0.99

00:30:59.780 I would just assume that they're retarded. 1.00

00:31:02.520 I don't know how you could. 0.83

00:31:04.440 Like it doesn't make sense to me.

00:31:06.440 How you could watch those.

00:31:07.660 Like.

00:31:08.900 With any sort of like.

00:31:10.400 Like going forever.

00:31:12.000 Like consistency.

00:31:12.340 You know how you could do it?

00:31:13.580 You know how you could do it? 1.00

00:31:14.780 Just retarded. 1.00

00:31:15.700 Knock about 40 IQ points out. 1.00

00:31:17.780 And you're like.

00:31:18.100 This is awesome.

00:31:18.800 You're just like.

00:31:19.540 I wonder what the man from the city and the woman from the like the small hometown is going 0.98

00:31:24.540 to do together at the end of this movie.

00:31:25.720 They're like.

00:31:26.120 Oh.

00:31:26.420 It's snowing. 1.00

00:31:27.200 And there's a fucking. 1.00

00:31:28.060 There's a log cabin. 1.00

00:31:29.160 And oh.

00:31:30.220 It's called Hallmark.

00:31:32.000 Because if you enjoy those movies.

00:31:33.560 That's the hallmark of having had a lobotomy.

00:31:36.580 Bingo.

00:31:37.020 Oh.

00:31:37.320 Yeah.

00:31:37.600 Bingo.

00:31:37.960 Very close.

00:31:38.620 Very close.

00:31:38.880 I flinched again.

00:31:40.160 I was like.

00:31:40.420 Is he going to land it?

00:31:41.400 It still hurt.

00:31:42.320 Anybody still hurt. 0.90

00:31:43.220 Y'all clench your buttholes too. 0.81

00:31:44.460 Right?

00:31:44.660 Whenever he starts talking.

00:31:46.540 Y'all like clench up.

00:31:48.000 Y'all like ready?

00:31:48.960 It's like.

00:31:49.420 I go.

00:31:49.740 Where's he going with this? 1.00

00:31:51.100 Oh shit. 1.00

00:31:52.180 It had all the elements of the joke. 0.99

00:31:53.780 But just didn't quite.

00:31:55.060 I mean.

00:31:55.520 Look.

00:31:56.000 He's never going to have good delivery.

00:31:57.480 You just have to appreciate the content when it's there.

00:32:00.040 I was rooting for him.

00:32:00.820 I was like steering him.

00:32:02.040 Mentally.

00:32:02.400 But.

00:32:02.960 I don't know.

00:32:03.640 If Toad's like jokes were a boxer.

00:32:06.120 What would he look like?

00:32:07.100 That was.

00:32:07.380 Because like.

00:32:08.240 I feel like he has.

00:32:09.660 He'd be saying that you like this.

00:32:11.240 No.

00:32:11.540 Because.

00:32:11.840 No.

00:32:12.020 The thing is.

00:32:12.540 Sometimes he has the entire.

00:32:13.860 It's like a fundamental boxer.

00:32:15.620 Like he's really fundamental.

00:32:16.500 But he has zero power.

00:32:17.980 Like.

00:32:18.280 Like literally zero.

00:32:19.080 Like he's punching pillows.

00:32:20.320 Like.

00:32:20.580 It's just.

00:32:20.920 But like.

00:32:21.480 But like.

00:32:21.900 You're like.

00:32:22.260 Wow.

00:32:22.540 The punching.

00:32:23.100 Like he's like putting his.

00:32:24.020 Like he's moving his hips correctly.

00:32:25.480 He's got everything right.

00:32:26.460 And it hits you.

00:32:27.160 And it just feels like.

00:32:27.840 You just got like a pillow fight.

00:32:29.360 Like I feel like that's what Toad would be as a boxer.

00:32:33.640 Most of the time.

00:32:34.500 But then occasionally I actually hit something.

00:32:37.080 Toad.

00:32:37.480 How much would I have to pay you to fight you? 1.00

00:32:41.540 Die. 1.00

00:32:42.040 Oh.

00:32:44.560 That's a good question.

00:32:45.920 I mean.

00:32:46.240 Just like how much?

00:32:47.880 What kind of fight?

00:32:48.440 I'm getting paid to fight.

00:32:49.960 Yeah.

00:32:50.120 What kind of fight are we talking about?

00:32:51.700 Boxing?

00:32:52.160 To the death fist fight.

00:32:54.160 Be careful.

00:32:54.660 Because we could actually make some of this stuff happen.

00:32:56.660 To the death.

00:32:58.420 To the death is kind of crazy.

00:32:59.820 No.

00:33:00.160 To a loss.

00:33:01.400 Why would it matter if he got paid.

00:33:03.220 If it was to the death.

00:33:04.300 Yeah.

00:33:04.600 But Clint.

00:33:05.400 He's going to die.

00:33:07.200 He's not going to live. 0.93

00:33:08.400 He might win.

00:33:09.080 No.

00:33:09.220 No.

00:33:10.140 No.

00:33:10.280 No.

00:33:10.380 My.

00:33:11.200 Clint.

00:33:11.860 My death is the payment.

00:33:13.960 That's the thing. 0.80

00:33:14.480 My death is the payment.

00:33:15.460 Oh.

00:33:15.480 Good point. 0.98

00:33:15.960 And I win if I die. 0.98

00:33:17.320 I win if I die. 0.77

00:33:17.400 With the sweet release. 0.98

00:33:19.300 I win if I die baby.

00:33:21.560 Would you fight Clint for any sort of money?

00:33:25.800 Let me put it up. 1.00

00:33:26.740 I'm clicking on the shit. 1.00

00:33:28.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:28.680 MMA.

00:33:29.120 MMA Toad versus Clint.

00:33:30.340 How much? 0.99

00:33:30.680 You're a degenerate gambler. 0.99

00:33:36.540 There has to be a price tag. 0.99

00:33:39.960 All right.

00:33:40.460 How about a price tag on my life though Clint?

00:33:43.740 No.

00:33:44.140 No.

00:33:44.360 This is an MMA fight.

00:33:45.920 Like an influencer fight. 0.99

00:33:47.440 Those shits they've been doing a lot lately. 0.99

00:33:48.640 Oh yeah. 1.00

00:33:49.420 Yeah.

00:33:49.640 But I don't want to wear gloves.

00:33:50.520 I want to make sure that I leave a serious Google mark.

00:33:53.920 Yeah.

00:33:54.260 Tower Gate versus Team Rattlesnake would actually go hard.

00:33:56.660 Give me a...

00:33:57.460 That'd be great.

00:33:58.260 Who would we put up for that?

00:33:59.500 Who would we...

00:33:59.880 Who would be the matchups? 0.96

00:34:01.920 It would have to be...

00:34:02.860 50 racks Toad.

00:34:04.660 Let's go.

00:34:05.000 50 grand? 1.00

00:34:05.500 Or 50 pairs of tits? 0.99

00:34:07.140 What are we talking about? 1.00

00:34:07.580 Dude.

00:34:07.860 Give me a year and I'll fight Lewis.

00:34:10.120 Other than that...

00:34:11.160 You're talking...

00:34:11.520 Honestly.

00:34:12.000 I would not fight Lewis.

00:34:12.500 Honestly.

00:34:12.820 After seeing Lewis' latest fights, I think he could probably beat me up.

00:34:16.360 You think 50 grand?

00:34:17.260 50 grand I think I would do it.

00:34:18.480 He doesn't hit hard, but he's very good.

00:34:20.520 Clint...

00:34:20.800 Clint...

00:34:21.400 I weigh 211.

00:34:22.520 What do you weigh?

00:34:23.180 Yeah.

00:34:23.400 But Clint, you could...

00:34:24.620 I'll weigh plus a lot.

00:34:25.600 165.

00:34:26.320 Oof.

00:34:26.820 Yeah, you're in a lot of trouble.

00:34:27.900 If you actually got into...

00:34:29.080 I'm way shorter.

00:34:31.400 If we schedule a fight with Lewis, though, I feel like you would actually practice and

00:34:34.860 you would actually train.

00:34:36.000 Yeah.

00:34:36.540 And then with your power...

00:34:38.140 I'd have to. 0.99

00:34:38.940 Dude, I would sauce and get put on so much fucking bulk. 0.98

00:34:42.280 Lewis weighs the same as me. 0.99

00:34:43.640 You don't need bulk, Jose.

00:34:45.120 Jesus Christ.

00:34:45.880 You're like all bulk.

00:34:47.380 You're talking about how he needs the bulk.

00:34:49.140 He weighs 220.

00:34:52.160 I wouldn't come in at...

00:34:52.860 I weigh 190 right now.

00:34:54.040 Jose, you need to work on your height, not your bulk.

00:34:56.400 Get taller.

00:34:58.960 No, I've met Lewis a few times and he is about an inch shorter than me.

00:35:03.040 And he weighs the same as me.

00:35:05.100 I think it's honestly a good matchup.

00:35:07.100 So you're admitting to sizing him up when you walked up to him.

00:35:10.120 You're like, yeah.

00:35:11.100 Just like that.

00:35:11.580 You know why?

00:35:12.340 Because I was with one of my exes outside the comedy store in LA and he put his arm

00:35:17.120 around her when I was saying hi and I was like, hmm, what's up, son?

00:35:20.880 So I had to size him up.

00:35:22.540 And that was fat Lewis, though, wasn't it?

00:35:23.720 You don't size up every man you come across like immediately subconsciously?

00:35:27.060 No.

00:35:27.200 Not every man.

00:35:28.120 Like Toad. 1.00

00:35:28.460 Oh, either dick. 0.99

00:35:28.980 No, I didn't do that to Toad. 0.99

00:35:29.980 I wouldn't do that to Toad.

00:35:30.780 It's a subconscious level.

00:35:31.880 I think I do it. 0.99

00:35:33.180 No, I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:35:33.880 Subconsciously? 1.00

00:35:34.200 Interesting.

00:35:34.640 Yeah.

00:35:35.260 Yeah.

00:35:35.940 Yeah, I just kind of...

00:35:37.220 I didn't realize you were that light, Toad. 1.00

00:35:41.180 Why do you look like shit? 1.00

00:35:46.400 Because I'm 0% muscle. 1.00

00:35:49.100 I'm like 100% fat.

00:35:51.600 That actually is a good question.

00:35:53.540 He's like, I'm 145 pounds and I'm like, but you still look fat.

00:35:57.560 In the other pictures, I'm like, he's like, look at how fat I am now.

00:36:00.400 And he's like, but look how skinny I was before.

00:36:01.860 But it's like, you're not skinnier.

00:36:03.260 You're just smaller, but still the same shape somehow.

00:36:07.400 How does that work?

00:36:08.220 Yeah, I'm like a big ball and I just deflated it a bit.

00:36:11.580 I still think we need to get his test.

00:36:15.020 He's like Jigglypuff before he blows up.

00:36:18.280 I still think we need to get his test tested.

00:36:20.660 I don't know how...

00:36:21.100 Testosterone.

00:36:21.800 I want to see what his testosterone level is. 0.99

00:36:24.280 What's crazy is he was giving me massive shit about my testosterone. 1.00

00:36:28.300 Crazy shit. 1.00

00:36:29.160 And you look at him and you're like, clearly you're just immersed in estrogen. 1.00

00:36:33.260 They literally have to be because I don't know if you remember when the... 1.00

00:36:35.520 His shit is through the roof. 1.00

00:36:36.040 His shit is too high. 1.00

00:36:37.400 Like when you... 1.00

00:36:38.300 Oh, it's bell curve of testosterone or like...

00:36:41.560 Yeah.

00:36:42.440 He's getting like all the bad side effects of testosterone. 0.99

00:36:45.720 We're right in the sweet spot where he's like, oh yeah, I get this fucking juice. 1.00

00:36:48.720 I get my dick hard. 1.00

00:36:49.660 He's like way at the end. 1.00

00:36:50.620 He's like, oh, you're going to get a heart attack.

00:36:52.760 You know what it is.

00:36:53.820 You're balding. 0.87

00:36:54.360 He's getting out every time he gets a boner. 0.96

00:36:55.980 No, no. 0.93

00:36:56.340 What it is is like your body...

00:36:57.920 Like your body knows whenever it needs to like up something to make...

00:37:00.780 They're like...

00:37:01.240 It knows like, hey, you don't have enough muscle.

00:37:02.600 I need to put the testosterone up.

00:37:03.820 The problem is Toad just doesn't build muscle at all.

00:37:05.820 So his testosterone is like super high.

00:37:08.020 But it's always...

00:37:09.200 He always stays at zero muscle.

00:37:10.760 So it's like his body is telling him, please build muscle and you can.

00:37:13.680 Just lift up one weight and you'll get jacked.

00:37:15.440 Hey, Jose. 1.00

00:37:15.980 Jose, confirm or deny you eat monkey chow from the fucking supply? 0.99

00:37:19.480 I would to get sauce. 1.00

00:37:21.220 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:37:21.640 But for real, Toad, would you be willing to do like... 0.99

00:37:24.960 Say we had set up some sort of like influencer fight or something.

00:37:27.760 Would you do one of those?

00:37:28.820 I mean...

00:37:29.400 Would you do...

00:37:30.480 Let's be honest.

00:37:31.440 A more fair fight.

00:37:32.940 A little D-Roseleverse pose a top fight. 1.00

00:37:37.140 In terms of weight class, it's top versus Toad is really where the weight class is at right now. 0.99

00:37:42.560 What the fuck? 0.99

00:37:43.440 He looks like two chicken breasts that kept growing in his sweater. 1.00

00:37:50.260 At least I washed him.

00:37:52.640 Okay.

00:37:53.600 Toad, how do you think the fight would go against me?

00:38:00.400 Against you?

00:38:01.720 Yes, a boxing match.

00:38:03.920 Yo, this right here.

00:38:04.900 I'd lose for sure.

00:38:06.120 I'm going to do it.

00:38:07.660 Dude, that would be amazing. 1.00

00:38:09.780 Yo, and then they fuck afterwards. 1.00

00:38:12.260 Whoever wins gets to fuck the other one. 1.00

00:38:14.920 That's hot. 1.00

00:38:16.620 It sounds like either way I win.

00:38:18.160 I'd watch.

00:38:18.760 So let's do it.

00:38:19.680 Toad, do you think you could take Blair White?

00:38:22.520 Yeah, I think so.

00:38:24.120 Hmm.

00:38:24.660 Oh my God.

00:38:25.260 Hi, Clint.

00:38:25.940 That's an interesting...

00:38:27.420 Blair White has undergone too much...

00:38:29.560 Because it's still technically a dude.

00:38:31.240 Too much of the HRT or whatever.

00:38:33.020 Yeah, but...

00:38:33.640 No, she hasn't.

00:38:35.520 I mean, like, what do you mean too much?

00:38:37.700 She's going to be worse off than you.

00:38:40.100 Yeah, you definitely would want your opponent to be taking too much effort.

00:38:43.680 Wait, you're saying that's...

00:38:45.440 You're saying, no, I won't do it because I'm afraid I'll hurt her?

00:38:48.940 Is that what you're saying?

00:38:50.220 Like, you're like, I'm too much of a man.

00:38:52.540 No, no, no.

00:38:53.320 No, I'm saying I would win.

00:38:54.820 That's what I'm saying.

00:38:56.120 Yeah.

00:38:56.620 You're going like, jeez, that is too much of a disadvantage.

00:38:59.680 Dude, I want to see Lainey Habermack versus Toad. 1.00

00:39:02.880 Dude, that shit would be sick. 1.00

00:39:03.740 No. 1.00

00:39:04.100 Lainey would fucking wreck. 0.99

00:39:05.100 How tall is Lainey? 1.00

00:39:05.940 Lainey would wreck everyone on this stage right now. 0.60

00:39:09.180 I know.

00:39:09.620 It's true.

00:39:10.780 Honestly, good fight, me versus Lainey.

00:39:12.700 I think that'd be fun.

00:39:13.760 It'd be interesting.

00:39:14.760 I think Lainey hurts you, though. 1.00

00:39:15.520 You'll get the fuck afterwards. 0.99

00:39:16.700 I think Lainey wins, but I'm just saying, like, it'd be a good fight. 1.00

00:39:19.560 No, Lainey hurts you in ways that you didn't know that you could be hurt before from a boxing match or something. 0.99

00:39:24.620 In terms of, like, powerlifting, I'm fucked. 0.99

00:39:27.520 Lainey is going to outlift me. 0.99

00:39:28.520 Lainey's six feet. 0.92

00:39:30.340 Massive.

00:39:31.000 Massive overhand right, Lainey.

00:39:32.340 Back to this Toad.

00:39:33.780 Let's say there was a pot where we all came out with, like, $1,000 after it, but you had to fight some other influencer.

00:39:40.220 Would you do it?

00:39:41.260 For $1,000?

00:39:42.580 Destiny.

00:39:43.080 You fight Destiny.

00:39:44.020 You fight Destiny.

00:39:44.960 That'd be the best fight.

00:39:46.360 Yo, you versus Destiny?

00:39:47.900 That's a good fight.

00:39:49.200 Yeah.

00:39:49.860 That's a good fight.

00:39:50.240 Would you do it?

00:39:50.700 And they make this happen, Toad.

00:39:52.160 Now, the problem is, Toad, that you're going to have to...

00:39:54.440 That's the question.

00:39:55.700 Now, Toad, you're going to have to deal with that he has just lost his wife.

00:39:59.860 So he's going to be in, like, in that mode.

00:40:02.520 Like, he's going to be in the gym, and, like, on that forbidden pre-workout.

00:40:06.460 Wait, Lainey's down to 145?

00:40:08.280 Are you short, Lainey?

00:40:09.280 Or did you just start to...

00:40:10.680 No, he's six feet.

00:40:11.240 He's six feet. 1.00

00:40:12.240 Damn, you're skinny, bro. 1.00

00:40:13.640 She, he. 1.00

00:40:14.460 Yeah, really thin.

00:40:16.380 It's that...

00:40:16.760 I thought it was he. 1.00

00:40:17.440 What the fuck? 1.00

00:40:18.040 I don't know. 1.00

00:40:18.320 It's that half Japanese body there. 0.99

00:40:21.240 So was the answer no, Toad?

00:40:22.580 Was the answer no?

00:40:23.620 I don't know.

00:40:24.300 If I'm fighting Destiny, it sounds like I'm a...

00:40:27.120 That's like a loss.

00:40:27.600 Would that make y'all come more?

00:40:29.280 If Toad was to do a celebrity fight at the Georgia convention, would y'all come?

00:40:33.760 I gave you an open hypothetical.

00:40:35.820 I'll set that up. 0.99

00:40:36.700 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:40:37.440 I'll set that up. 0.99

00:40:38.160 I'll do whatever it takes to make that happen.

00:40:41.020 I just want to get Toad in some sort of influencer fight.

00:40:43.580 I think that'd be dope.

00:40:44.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:45.340 I'd like to see Top just house his ass. 1.00

00:40:47.500 That'd be sick. 1.00

00:40:49.180 Would you fight?

00:40:49.800 Would you fight me at the Georgia convention?

00:40:52.220 Hell no.

00:40:53.600 All right.

00:40:53.980 I mean, he would have to make it to the show made money or something off of it. 0.97

00:40:57.260 And it wouldn't just be, just beat the shit out of him for fun. 0.60

00:40:59.340 A lot of people are saying, Destiny, Sarah Higdon. 0.99

00:41:02.400 Oh my God.

00:41:04.080 I mean, Sarah Higdon is...

00:41:04.660 Sarah Higdon is going to be there.

00:41:06.080 Oh yeah, I forgot.

00:41:07.220 Yo, Toad versus Sarah.

00:41:08.420 Is they them?

00:41:08.860 Are they them?

00:41:09.920 Yes, they're going to be there.

00:41:11.440 Sarah's just a dude with a wig, man. 0.89

00:41:13.680 I would lose that fight.

00:41:15.380 They don't need a wig. 0.86

00:41:16.740 I think she's going to be willing to fight you for free now. 0.97

00:41:20.320 Guys, buy a ticket. 1.00

00:41:21.480 Buy a ticket to the fucking convention. 1.00

00:41:22.960 See Toad get his ass kicked. 1.00

00:41:24.080 We're going to put this everywhere. 1.00

00:41:25.280 Everybody come out. 0.98

00:41:26.080 It's going to be fucking fun, man. 0.98

00:41:27.220 I don't know what... 0.98

00:41:27.840 It's going to be the last convention that Georgia ever holds.

00:41:30.100 I promise you that.

00:41:31.000 I think I'd be able to take... 1.00

00:41:31.360 Dude, even if you're such a scrawny motherfucker, I can take that. 0.99

00:41:33.500 I do, and I don't want to make news. 1.00

00:41:38.520 I do want to make news.

00:41:40.640 Actually, we're in the paper and local...

00:41:43.680 Hey, Mom, I did my first live event.

00:41:45.540 The host of Reese's Meeting.

00:41:47.280 Yeah.

00:41:48.460 And then also my work is just like, we're going to have to let you go.

00:41:51.720 You're like...

00:41:53.760 I'm going to be racist so many.

00:41:55.480 You caused race riots in Georgia.

00:41:58.680 But like, ironically, it started off in the spirit.

00:42:01.200 You're like, oh, I thought this was America.

00:42:03.200 I thought free speech was cool here.

00:42:04.900 And you're like...

00:42:06.200 But a race riot in Atlanta?

00:42:09.240 Sir, you planned a mass shooting on Monday.

00:42:11.760 And now you're just going to go ahead and joke like this?

00:42:15.000 Oh, I'm not allowed to advocate for violence in communist America.

00:42:18.820 Okay.

00:42:19.580 I got a piss on the road.

00:42:21.080 Dude, I don't know.

00:42:23.180 I fight and piss off so many people.

00:42:25.100 It's like there's so many people that I could fight.

00:42:27.780 It's jarringly off-center, right?

00:42:29.620 Yeah, I don't like this.

00:42:31.000 I hate it so much.

00:42:31.800 I hate it, but let's leave it like this.

00:42:33.920 Let's leave it until he comes back. 0.99

00:42:35.580 Let's leave it like that until I have a fucking autistic spurt out. 1.00

00:42:39.220 This is honestly... 0.99

00:42:40.160 It's how a night moves in chat.

00:42:41.380 This is how I feel when one of us leaves.

00:42:43.440 Like if somebody leaves during the show, it feels like this. 0.95

00:42:46.420 It feels like you're all fucking sideways. 0.84

00:42:48.980 Let's bring Tyler in here for a second. 0.98

00:42:50.960 I want to hear what he thinks he can do to Toad.

00:42:52.940 Yeah, and maybe he brought some topics, unlike Toad. 1.00

00:42:56.520 Tyler, put your dick away. 1.00

00:42:57.820 Thanks. 1.00

00:42:58.200 All right.

00:42:59.140 How would you do in a fight with Toad?

00:43:02.140 Oh, I'd do fine.

00:43:07.680 I love the understated confidence is the best way to go with it.

00:43:11.260 This guy's a cyclist.

00:43:12.700 I mean, you know, what do you want me to do?

00:43:14.540 Did he just say he's a cyclist? 1.00

00:43:16.380 I want you to house his ass. 1.00

00:43:17.660 That's what I want. 1.00

00:43:19.820 We'd have sex, too. 0.99

00:43:20.920 Tyler's a cyclist. 0.99

00:43:21.920 So there's a chance I could take him.

00:43:24.240 Whoa, interesting.

00:43:25.280 What's the logic there?

00:43:26.720 Yeah, I don't really trust cyclists.

00:43:28.620 He's got good cardio. 1.00

00:43:30.060 Fuck this guy. 1.00

00:43:30.660 Cyclists are pumping up their estrogen, man. 1.00

00:43:34.120 Have you ever seen cyclists pull over and then start a fight with each other?

00:43:39.480 They all fight like this.

00:43:40.840 I hope they all do that. 1.00

00:43:42.060 I hope they all kill each other. 1.00

00:43:43.140 How about this nigga? 1.00

00:43:44.500 How about Josie versus Toad? 0.94

00:43:47.960 No, I think Toad beats her up because Josie's very, like, she's dainty. 1.00

00:43:53.880 Yeah, I feel like I'm going to hurt her.

00:43:55.300 Like, if I give her a high five.

00:43:57.000 I wouldn't want to do that because I'd be concerned. 0.99

00:44:00.820 Do you think Toad would be able to fight with all that blood rushing to his penis? 0.98

00:44:03.500 I think that's his only hope, honestly. 0.97

00:44:08.600 Yeah, yeah, because then I wouldn't be thinking about it, so I might do better.

00:44:13.420 That's true.

00:44:13.800 All right, Tyler, would you participate in an influencer fight for the gang?

00:44:18.020 Would you fight for this show?

00:44:19.540 Would you fly out to Georgia from California?

00:44:22.460 On your own dime. 0.88

00:44:23.240 Imagine the cuts you could do to someone's head whenever you headbutt them with that 1.00

00:44:27.820 fucking hair of yours. 1.00

00:44:29.200 That shit looks like a knife on the top of your head. 1.00

00:44:31.620 That's a very sharp fauxhawk. 1.00

00:44:32.760 You know how difficult that would be to headbutt, like, most of you in here?

00:44:35.260 Because I'd have to bend way over when you get on my knees.

00:44:39.320 I don't like this.

00:44:42.640 Rule of five, baby. 0.96

00:44:44.620 Top's like you get one insult and you're out of here.

00:44:47.920 While I was pissing, I had, like, a thought, and I wanted to ask Jose, because Jose, you're, like, an evolutionist, right?

00:44:54.540 I wouldn't consider myself an evolutionist.

00:44:56.140 I came out of nowhere.

00:44:57.280 It's, like, offensive.

00:44:58.320 Okay, so how long—

00:44:59.200 Jose, you believe in evolution, don't you? 0.99

00:45:01.900 You fucking redone. 0.99

00:45:04.100 Nick Ashley did hit 40% of us. 1.00

00:45:07.040 If Jose's an evolutionist, he can't come on tinfoil hat.

00:45:10.840 There's no way.

00:45:11.700 Are you really?

00:45:12.880 No, I wouldn't say I'm an evolutionist.

00:45:14.440 You're an atheist. 0.76

00:45:15.120 I'm not an evolutionist.

00:45:16.660 You're an atheist. 0.76

00:45:17.440 That is one of many possible theories.

00:45:19.660 I don't know.

00:45:20.040 I don't really subscribe to one. 0.99

00:45:21.260 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:45:22.680 Give us an answer. 1.00

00:45:23.820 The Earth is flat.

00:45:24.900 Give us a firm determination.

00:45:27.020 The Earth is round and evolution is real.

00:45:28.720 This is why I'm not going on TFH.

00:45:30.220 Okay, so let's stop.

00:45:31.080 But at least you have standards, though.

00:45:32.440 See, Jose can't even decide.

00:45:33.880 He's like—

00:45:34.180 Yeah, this is crazy, because this whole time he was like, I'm an atheist, so I don't know.

00:45:37.880 Well, the problem is if I say yes, I support the theory of evolution, then people go,

00:45:42.160 oh, what do you think?

00:45:42.940 Just something comes from nothing? 0.99

00:45:44.600 Because now I'm supposed to then defend abiogenesis or some bullshit. 0.98

00:45:49.240 My question to you as an evolutionist— 0.98

00:45:51.700 I don't know.

00:45:52.220 Species become other species over time.

00:45:54.380 It's not that crazy.

00:45:55.380 See, Jose's already going into sage mode.

00:45:57.180 He has to stay as far away from TFH as possible.

00:45:59.120 So my question to you as an evolutionist, Jose, is how long did it take the human male body 0.99

00:46:04.260 to evolve, to have that twist in their P-stream out of their penis? 1.00

00:46:10.160 You know what I'm talking about? 1.00

00:46:11.160 Oh, yeah.

00:46:11.560 What's that for?

00:46:12.860 Yeah, to give it the precision and the accuracy.

00:46:15.920 What's up with that?

00:46:16.820 I mean, if I had to concoct a theory, I would think that's the last little shot when you're 0.98

00:46:21.140 nothing to fucking get up in there. 0.96

00:46:22.980 Yeah. 0.95

00:46:23.400 But how long did that take?

00:46:24.820 Imagine how long that took.

00:46:25.860 So at some point, if it wasn't evolution—

00:46:28.620 It takes about like a split second, really.

00:46:30.580 It's just spraying.

00:46:31.740 It's just spraying all over the place because they don't have the twist.

00:46:35.420 What?

00:46:36.440 If you're a woman watching this, yes, whenever we pee, there is like right at the tip, right

00:46:40.440 when it comes out, you can see it.

00:46:41.700 What is even your point? 0.98

00:46:42.800 It makes no fucking sense. 0.98

00:46:44.040 He's 100% right. 0.97

00:46:44.700 I just noticed this, and I thought this was like—

00:46:46.780 You know what I like about creationists?

00:46:49.380 They always go, oh, something comes from nothing.

00:46:52.020 Oh, but God's not real, this and that. 0.97

00:46:53.560 And then they go, if evolution's real, then why don't we see fucking the intermediate 0.99

00:46:58.100 step between fucking apes and humans? 0.99

00:47:00.900 And then you look at Toad, and you're like, there it is. 0.99

00:47:03.620 If evolution's real, why would I not?

00:47:05.680 Does it do the boop, boop, boop thing?

00:47:07.260 How about this?

00:47:08.200 No, I'm not talking about that. 0.54

00:47:09.080 I'm talking about pissing.

00:47:10.100 I'm talking about pissing.

00:47:11.100 It's intelligent design.

00:47:12.860 It's intelligent design.

00:47:13.700 Yeah, it's intelligent design.

00:47:15.620 Creationism and evolution are both true.

00:47:18.000 How about that?

00:47:18.540 I think that's kind of where I fall on it, yeah. 1.00

00:47:21.980 Because the twist in my piss as it comes out of my dick has to be there. 0.99

00:47:26.100 If not, if evolution's real, then we're not— 0.99

00:47:27.540 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:47:29.900 Are you saying that your dick hole is the perfect funnel for it to come out of? 1.00

00:47:34.480 It's like rifling in a gun. 1.00

00:47:37.560 It makes the bullet twist.

00:47:38.940 It makes the piss. 1.00

00:47:39.900 My dick is perfectly rifled, so therefore there's a gun. 1.00

00:47:42.760 You know what I just realized? 1.00

00:47:47.240 I don't think I have that.

00:47:48.800 I think I pee like a fire hose.

00:47:51.060 Oh, see?

00:47:52.540 No, no, no.

00:47:53.280 You have to go piss right now and look. 0.97

00:47:54.560 Check mate creationist. 0.76

00:47:57.500 Do you guys ever get when you—

00:48:00.080 I'm the leader of the simulation.

00:48:02.260 The two streams.

00:48:02.780 Guys, wait a second.

00:48:03.640 Seriously, do you guys get when you pee in two streams? 0.84

00:48:05.780 Is that like something like after sex? 0.97

00:48:07.020 That's the craziest.

00:48:07.760 It's like usually the following day after coming. 0.50

00:48:09.940 It's if you have sex like the night before, and then you sleep that night, you don't piss afterwards, you're waking up.

00:48:16.040 I've done that while drunk, and then I woke up the next day and realized that half of my pee stream was on the floor.

00:48:22.000 It's just like everywhere.

00:48:23.220 It was like, because I could hear it.

00:48:25.160 I was peeing in the dark, so I could hear it hitting the water, but it was also hitting the floor.

00:48:30.060 You know what they need?

00:48:30.900 You ever—

00:48:31.580 Go ahead, Toad. 0.98

00:48:32.880 You need like bowling pins to piss at. 0.92

00:48:35.400 Somebody hold on. 1.00

00:48:36.160 I love that split second of, oh shit, he actually let me talk. 0.98

00:48:39.000 I just bookmarked that part because— 0.99

00:48:42.880 Wait, Toad, I'm going to go back.

00:48:44.860 You're going to pick up the 7-10 split, baby.

00:48:47.020 I'm going to go back and clip that whole part and just isolate you trying to interject because it was so much of that until Toad let you go.

00:48:54.880 Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep.

00:48:55.940 All right.

00:48:57.260 No, Toad, go ahead.

00:48:58.040 What were you going to say?

00:48:58.840 Yeah.

00:48:59.280 I already said it.

00:49:00.520 Yeah, the 7-10 split and piss.

00:49:02.240 Just don't even worry about it. 0.99

00:49:03.420 The other thing I've had to happen yesterday was whenever you're taking a shit and you piss and you don't realize that your dick is at the level of in between the top seat and the actual toilet. 0.99

00:49:16.840 And so you piss right out of that little— 0.99

00:49:18.300 Are you so short that you have to get on your tiptoes not to piss in between the toilet seat and the bowl? 1.00

00:49:23.220 No, no, when I'm taking a shit, I'm sitting down, asshole. 1.00

00:49:29.200 No, and my dick is perfectly perpendicular to that gap in between the toilet seat and the toilet, and I piss on my leg right out of it. 1.00

00:49:39.400 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1.00

00:49:40.760 It's because Cole gets a boner.

00:49:42.120 That's why. 1.00

00:49:43.200 Your dick points straight forward? 1.00

00:49:44.820 Yeah, because he gets a boner when he shits. 1.00

00:49:46.700 That's why. 1.00

00:49:47.320 It's the shit boner. 0.99

00:49:48.740 That's what's happening, yeah. 1.00

00:49:49.920 Does your dick sit on your balls and point straight forward? 1.00

00:49:52.260 Is your dick ever touching the top of the bowl there? 1.00

00:49:54.240 It's very cold right now in Alabama. 1.00

00:49:55.900 I'm not going to—

00:49:56.960 Well, that's the other option. 1.00

00:49:58.780 He sits down, his balls come, and then his dick just kind of points forward. 1.00

00:50:01.440 That's the other option. 1.00

00:50:02.400 He's resting on top of his balls. 1.00

00:50:04.260 It's like Cole's dick is so small that it's like— 1.00

00:50:06.820 I had to clean it up. 1.00

00:50:07.860 I swear to God.

00:50:08.920 Like, I pissed straight at it.

00:50:10.860 Like, I was—because usually, like, you know, you're hitting whatever, like— 1.00

00:50:13.700 Wait, were you erect, or is your dick that tiny? 1.00

00:50:15.480 No, I wasn't—I wasn't—my dick's not tiny, Jesus. 1.00

00:50:18.520 Your dick points straight forward when you sit down? 1.00

00:50:20.920 It has to be tiny. 1.00

00:50:21.800 Dude, yeah—

00:50:22.360 It wasn't pointing straight forward, so it's kind of like—

00:50:24.360 No, because—

00:50:25.320 Dude, you probably had his legs kind of close in, so it was holding his nuts up, and his 1.00

00:50:29.060 dick pressing on top. 1.00

00:50:30.520 Just kind of pointing forward like a little tank just straight forward.

00:50:34.320 Am I the only one that's ever had this?

00:50:36.400 Like, this is—

00:50:37.040 What? 1.00

00:50:37.260 I was like, do you sit down and close your legs to shit? 1.00

00:50:40.760 No, okay. 1.00

00:50:41.940 No, that's just a wipe. 0.99

00:50:43.080 Why is your dick pointing straight forward? 1.00

00:50:44.880 I'm so confused. 0.99

00:50:45.440 It's not straight forward because, listen, it has to be pointed down. 1.00

00:50:48.640 Because, like, the shit's coming out of his asshole, and it's massaging his asshole. 1.00

00:50:53.060 It gives him a boner. 1.00

00:50:53.940 No, no, no. 1.00

00:50:54.340 He's saying his dick's not hard. 1.00

00:50:56.020 No boner. 1.00

00:50:56.340 Stop giving him an out.

00:50:57.680 Listen, listen, this is—

00:50:59.300 My—

00:50:59.760 The gap in between the toilet seat and the toilet is lower than where I'm sitting at, 0.99

00:51:06.600 so my dick still has to point down. 0.91

00:51:09.160 So you got, like, an 80-degree detail. 0.99

00:51:11.060 Yeah, it's still—

00:51:12.400 It's all something that's true.

00:51:14.360 I understand what you're saying.

00:51:16.200 How about I just show you right now?

00:51:18.140 It still doesn't make sense.

00:51:19.480 It's just a little tiny thing.

00:51:20.780 You're like, look at it.

00:51:22.440 I don't know which way it's going to piss. 1.00

00:51:24.260 Like, when you sit down to take a shit, you make sure that your dick is pointing downward 0.99

00:51:27.620 into the, like, towards the toilet, right? 1.00

00:51:29.700 But it sounds like Cole can't do that.

00:51:31.740 No, no, I have to make sure.

00:51:33.260 Like, I still have— 1.00

00:51:33.680 Is it because your quads are so enormous that your dick sits on your quads? 1.00

00:51:37.660 Actually, it might be because I'm sitting so high up that, like, it was— 1.00

00:51:41.780 Even when it's pointing down, it's still shooting out of the—

00:51:44.180 You have such an interesting body.

00:51:45.860 That makes no sense. 0.96

00:51:47.280 Your shape is so tiny and so jacked.

00:51:50.380 Cole's going to draw a blueprint to this.

00:51:52.940 Rumble Chat is baffled right now.

00:51:55.000 This whole situation is sus. 1.00

00:51:56.840 How the fuck does his dick not point down? 1.00

00:51:59.340 It does point down. 1.00

00:52:00.620 It's pointing down, but at the angle it's at and where I'm sitting up so high because 0.99

00:52:04.880 my ass is so huge. 1.00

00:52:06.440 See, I have such a small ass that if I sit down, like, my dick would have to be pointing 1.00

00:52:11.980 straight forward for me to piss through the toilet seat. 1.00

00:52:13.140 Does your dick go into the water a lot? 1.00

00:52:14.300 Let's see. 1.00

00:52:14.880 Clint, does your dick hit the water a lot sometimes? 1.00

00:52:17.040 Do you need a big dick toilet? 1.00

00:52:17.880 Oh, I have a really good story about this. 1.00

00:52:19.260 All right, so my best friend in elementary school, Eric, his dad, Dave, he would clown

00:52:29.240 me, and he would talk about—because my voice was really high, and he'd be like, 0.98

00:52:32.180 your balls haven't even dropped yet. 0.99

00:52:33.980 He kept saying that over and over again. 0.99

00:52:35.520 And I was like, I don't know what that means, but I sussed out that your balls extend downward 1.00

00:52:41.680 once you hit puberty. 0.89

00:52:43.080 And I was like, so by the time my voice changed, or like my voice started to crack, but my ball

00:52:48.680 still hadn't really dropped.

00:52:49.820 I still had those like high and tight nuts. 0.99

00:52:52.000 And I told a story to him, a total lie, because I just wanted to get him to leave me alone.

00:53:00.400 So I just made up this story, and I said, I said, hey, Dave. 0.85

00:53:03.900 You pulled a toad.

00:53:05.240 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:05.720 I just made this up. 1.00

00:53:06.440 Totally lied out my fucking ass. 1.00

00:53:08.900 I was 12 years old, and I told him, I told him, hey, Dave, don't you hate it when your 1.00

00:53:14.580 fucking balls just hit in the toilet water when you're taking a shit? 1.00

00:53:18.720 Like, do you know how fucking enormous your testicles have to be for them to hit the water 1.00

00:53:25.000 when you're shitting? 1.00

00:53:25.700 That is like an 80-year-old ball. 0.99

00:53:27.660 They'd have to hang like seven inches, eight inches far down.

00:53:30.400 And I was 12, and I told him that because I wanted him to think that I had gone through

00:53:35.160 puberty.

00:53:35.720 So sad.

00:53:36.720 Guys, I want to address that rumble chat right there. 0.99

00:53:38.580 What the fuck did I log into? 0.98

00:53:40.400 Good. 1.00

00:53:41.020 I'm glad you've seen that shit. 1.00

00:53:42.280 I hope more people log in accidentally and say, what the fuck is this shit? 1.00

00:53:46.460 And if you haven't pissed on your leg when you were taking a shit, are you not living 1.00

00:53:51.560 life? 1.00

00:53:52.480 Am I the only one here that's done that? 0.99

00:53:54.440 I've never pissed on my leg while shitting. 0.99

00:53:56.240 Not once. 0.99

00:53:57.960 No. 0.99

00:53:58.520 While shitting, hell no. 0.99

00:53:59.500 I can't recall. 1.00

00:54:00.060 Is your dick like an inflatable arm wacky wild man that just goes? 1.00

00:54:05.500 I can't believe it. 1.00

00:54:06.740 The thing is, we saw his dick, and it was like a good size. 0.99

00:54:08.760 But now I'm imagining just like basically right to the skin. 1.00

00:54:11.740 Like a fucking balloon knot. 0.99

00:54:13.820 No, because it's pointing down. 0.99

00:54:15.860 Because I don't know how to explain.

00:54:17.800 I'll have to draw this.

00:54:18.920 I'm going to have to like send you.

00:54:20.600 I will say this. 0.99

00:54:21.320 If I'm like post-beat, my dick can touch the water. 0.99

00:54:24.320 Just barely. 1.00

00:54:25.700 But no fucking way. 0.97

00:54:27.060 Yeah. 0.98

00:54:29.100 It's rare.

00:54:30.000 I mean, it's rare, but it has happened. 1.00

00:54:31.780 Where does your shit flow? 0.99

00:54:32.700 Do you, like, yeah, that's a good question. 1.00

00:54:34.580 Do you touch the top of the bowl or do you touch the porcelain?

00:54:38.120 Excuse me?

00:54:39.320 What are you talking about?

00:54:40.380 What? 1.00

00:54:40.700 If your dick did touch. 1.00

00:54:41.560 What are you doing in the bathroom tub? 1.00

00:54:43.780 If your dick, if you're in a public bathroom and your dick was there, how long would it hang? 1.00

00:54:48.980 Would it touch the top of the bowl or would it touch, would you get some porcelain? 1.00

00:54:51.400 My dick don't hang like that, brother. 1.00

00:54:52.920 My dick don't hang like that. 1.00

00:54:54.240 I'm telling you, it's a balloon knot. 0.99

00:54:56.980 Like after you tie a water balloon, it's just that little thing.

00:54:59.460 And he's like going like this and just peeing wherever.

00:55:01.860 No, it's not.

00:55:03.220 It sounds like that's the case. 0.99

00:55:07.440 My dick isn't small. 0.99

00:55:08.740 Y'all have seen it. 0.99

00:55:09.760 It's not small.

00:55:11.240 It's an respectable shot. 1.00

00:55:12.700 Your limp dick does some weird shit, bro. 1.00

00:55:14.640 Oh, that's all I have to say. 1.00

00:55:16.500 I thought this was going to be a unanimous, like, man thing.

00:55:20.960 Oh, guys, just like me, right?

00:55:22.720 Yeah, I thought it would be that. 1.00

00:55:23.940 Wouldn't that be cool if women actually talk like men, then we could know some funny – because I bet they have some funny shit, right? 1.00

00:55:29.080 No, they really don't. 0.99

00:55:30.320 Have you tried talking to them?

00:55:31.140 No, nothing funny?

00:55:31.640 Okay, I take it back.

00:55:32.320 No, because I feel like they do talk – because I remember Elizabeth and her –

00:55:37.640 Remember.

00:55:38.700 And the college roommate thing. 0.99

00:55:40.160 Like the girls in college, they do talk about and show weird shit. 1.00

00:55:43.660 But it's not in a funny way. 0.98

00:55:44.760 They're just like, hey, look what I can do.

00:55:46.740 And like it's a girl just queefing on command.

00:55:49.700 And then like that's it.

00:55:50.980 Do you think that's not funny?

00:55:52.940 No, yes.

00:55:53.440 I think that's funny.

00:55:54.200 Girls don't think that's funny. 1.00

00:55:55.220 They're just like, oh, I can just do this.

00:55:57.220 They're like a bunch of scientists exploring with their body.

00:55:59.800 Yeah.

00:55:59.960 As a guy, if a guy was like, hey, I can just like fart on command. 0.99

00:56:03.460 We're like, that's the funniest shit I've ever heard. 0.99

00:56:05.680 Like do it all night. 0.99

00:56:07.100 And then like we just sit there and –

00:56:08.620 Fart the alphabet.

00:56:08.800 Let's go, baby.

00:56:09.420 Because Elizabeth told me that her roommate could queef on command. 1.00

00:56:14.800 Like she could just sit there and fucking queef whenever she wanted to. 1.00

00:56:17.140 Dude, that's rad. 0.99

00:56:17.560 And I was like, that's the wildest thing ever.

00:56:19.280 That's the thing.

00:56:19.700 We would never know this because like girls would never do that around us. 1.00

00:56:23.140 But it's some of the greatest shit ever. 0.99

00:56:24.160 And it was a girl that you would like be like, no fucking way that girl – no way. 0.99

00:56:29.200 Like she's like – 0.99

00:56:29.840 She was hot? 1.00

00:56:30.940 No.

00:56:31.440 Ladies in the chat, tell us something that women can do that we would find funny that you guys don't talk about. 1.00

00:56:35.140 Ladies in the chat, tell us if you queef on command. 1.00

00:56:37.560 If you can't queef on command.

00:56:38.520 If you can, we will bring you on screen to queef right now.

00:56:41.840 Go ahead.

00:56:42.340 Queef on command.

00:56:43.740 How were you not on the toilet for – you said you sat down on the toilet. 1.00

00:56:48.140 What the fuck? 0.99

00:56:48.980 I mean, all the floor is because I wasn't – 1.00

00:56:50.620 She sat – see, this is how dumb women are. 1.00

00:56:54.240 They will actually sit on the edge of the toilet like it's a bench. 1.00

00:56:59.360 This is also the same lady who pissed the bed until 14. 1.00

00:57:02.880 Yes, that's true. 1.00

00:57:05.220 Maybe she's got like one of those front-mounted vaginas. 1.00

00:57:07.600 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:57:07.880 It's like your pussy's been in the same place in your whole life. 1.00

00:57:10.600 Like on her poofah? 1.00

00:57:15.680 I don't know, dude. 1.00

00:57:16.700 Front-mounted vaginas. 1.00

00:57:17.940 I'm trying to think of how you could possibly sit so shallow on the toilet that you piss on the floor. 1.00

00:57:23.380 What the fuck? 1.00

00:57:24.340 I've never – she never even told me that. 1.00

00:57:26.560 She's telling us shit that I didn't – it was middle of night. 0.97

00:57:29.700 I don't think that makes it better. 0.99

00:57:30.820 It was middle of the night, so I didn't sit all the way on the toilet. 0.99

00:57:34.780 Yeah, the only way you could do that is if your ass was like barely on the screen. 1.00

00:57:39.540 Oh, man. 0.99

00:57:42.180 Yeah, I can suppose you're a streamer who's about to have to fight Laney.

00:57:44.340 Good luck, bro.

00:57:45.400 I just imagine Liz – 1.00

00:57:46.540 Half on the toilet against the wall and like you're fucking peeing off the side. 0.99

00:57:53.460 I did have that tweet before. 0.98

00:57:55.320 It was like that moment whenever you feel it in the club and it's like literally like when you're at the urinal and you just have your hand and you're just like this.

00:58:03.860 That's the best like feeling when you're clubbing like it all starts.

00:58:06.480 That moment –

00:58:06.940 And you're just – and then you're pissing a ton.

00:58:09.160 Yeah.

00:58:10.220 Yeah, she does.

00:58:11.740 Dude, that moment is – yeah, when you have not pissed in such a long time, you go and you do it and you're just –

00:58:17.700 It's the longest piss ever and you have to like put your hand out to like steady yourself. 0.93

00:58:22.980 That's the closest Toads ever came to actual sex. 0.97

00:58:25.740 It's such a – 0.98

00:58:26.500 Women's bathrooms are notoriously known to be filthier than men's bathrooms. 1.00

00:58:31.420 It's like they'll be like piss and shit and blood on the wall. 1.00

00:58:34.920 A lot of blood. 0.99

00:58:36.020 Yeah, even though they have a couch in their bathrooms.

00:58:38.240 Anybody else like actually dealt with women's bathrooms besides me?

00:58:42.480 Yeah.

00:58:42.860 You dealt with them?

00:58:43.260 I've gone – I've used it at the bar because – like I don't even agree with Top's assessment at all. 0.99

00:58:48.040 Like the men's bathroom is always a fucking – 0.98

00:58:49.640 No. 1.00

00:58:50.180 Pig's bathroom. 0.94

00:58:50.600 Bloody toilet seats. 1.00

00:58:51.200 Dude.

00:58:51.600 I worked – when I worked at the water park, one of my jobs was to clean the bathrooms, both men and women's. 0.97

00:58:58.140 Women's were – it's not even close, dude.

00:59:00.260 And like if you don't know this, they have tampon boxes.

00:59:03.820 They have boxes in their stalls that are just – they put the tampons in.

00:59:06.780 Like use tampons.

00:59:07.800 Bloody stalls. 1.00

00:59:08.520 Oh, so they're just throwing them at the wall and shit? 0.99

00:59:10.480 Like no one's – 1.00

00:59:10.920 Fucking just – 0.98

00:59:11.420 Dude, it's just the – 1.00

00:59:12.260 Bloody tampons stuck at the walls and shit. 1.00

00:59:14.720 And it's the water park too. 1.00

00:59:16.240 So these women, they don't give a fuck at all. 1.00

00:59:18.180 No one gives – really no one gives a fuck because you're already wet. 1.00

00:59:20.720 So you're like if I need to wash off, I just go back in the pool. 0.99

00:59:23.760 So like they're just doing whatever they fucking want to do. 0.96

00:59:26.320 You know, the main reason – like I think the best scientific evidence for women being inferior, 1.00

00:59:31.660 despite their lower IQs and their lack of leadership qualities –

00:59:35.580 And the lack of muscle.

00:59:37.380 And the lack of –

00:59:37.940 Yeah, and they can't beat us in any sports.

00:59:40.060 They can't out-negotiate us.

00:59:42.260 There's no business savvy whatsoever.

00:59:44.480 Basically, they're like oversized children.

00:59:46.560 I think they have poorer eyesight than us too.

00:59:48.700 Yeah, probably.

00:59:49.200 I think they have better hand-eye coordination.

00:59:50.660 I think I heard that somewhere.

00:59:51.420 Not a chance.

00:59:52.240 It's not even close.

00:59:53.580 Yeah, no, there's not a chance.

00:59:54.680 Like have you ever seen a champion dart woman? 1.00

00:59:57.080 No, of course not.

00:59:58.320 No.

00:59:58.660 Yeah, grip strength is way lower.

01:00:00.340 But setting all of that aside, which is a pretty damning case – 1.00

01:00:03.180 They have a vagina. 1.00

01:00:03.280 That's about all they have. 1.00

01:00:04.180 Which is a pretty damning case as to their inferiority.

01:00:06.100 But if you add to that the fact that they bleed for multiple days per month,

01:00:10.060 it's like they're evolutionarily behind us in a multitude of ways.

01:00:16.620 Or God set them there because he knew that they were worse than us.

01:00:20.840 Well, this is the problem with the country in general.

01:00:24.480 I'm just absolutely putting them in their place.

01:00:26.940 I have to have a creationist explanation to my misogyny.

01:00:31.060 God is base, man.

01:00:32.800 God putting them in their place.

01:00:34.300 Well, no, think about it, though.

01:00:36.300 Once you take a creature like what Clint just described,

01:00:38.700 if you didn't know what women and men were in modern day times,

01:00:43.280 and you're like, this thing bleeds all the time,

01:00:44.760 it's going to complain.

01:00:45.860 It's going to drag you down.

01:00:47.180 It's going to be way slower.

01:00:48.460 You'd be like, why am I keeping one of these around?

01:00:50.500 It has a very warm hole.

01:00:52.220 You're going to want that.

01:00:53.660 And it also makes more things.

01:00:57.860 So just keep it there.

01:00:59.180 And then you're like, wait, but my homeboy also has a hole.

01:01:01.960 I shouldn't go with that?

01:01:02.840 Yeah, he has his own hole.

01:01:04.300 And he's going to keep that hole.

01:01:06.140 You've got to explain. 0.99

01:01:06.700 He's keeping that hole so that way he knows what other little shit that comes out the hole. 0.99

01:01:10.660 He knows if those are his or not. 0.99

01:01:12.440 No, no, no. 1.00

01:01:13.780 He's talking about he has a butthole. 1.00

01:01:15.480 Yeah, I mean. 1.00

01:01:16.300 The homie has a butthole. 1.00

01:01:17.700 No, no, no, no. 0.99

01:01:18.400 The difference is that butthole can't. 0.99

01:01:20.700 Back in the day, it's evil. 0.99

01:01:22.660 Men protect the women. 1.00

01:01:23.840 Men protect the women. 1.00

01:01:24.940 It used to be the thing of like, hey, I need to fucking get all these crops done this year. 0.96

01:01:31.840 But I don't have enough manpower. 0.93

01:01:32.980 It's like, all right, I know how I can get more manpower.

01:01:35.620 That hole right there.

01:01:36.840 That hole right there. 1.00

01:01:37.760 Right, but like, it's like, I can fuck my homie's hole just for, that's just entertainment. 1.00

01:01:41.960 But like, this hole over here is entertaining and I get labor out of it. 1.00

01:01:45.260 This is great.

01:01:45.840 Like, I can just.

01:01:46.420 This is when you mix your fruits with your labor.

01:01:50.900 That's actually what thoughts, Sanitaro is.

01:01:52.900 That hole over there. 0.86

01:01:54.700 John Locke was talking about sex the whole time. 0.94

01:01:57.980 It's all Freudian.

01:01:59.020 It's all very Freudian.

01:01:59.940 You wouldn't get it. 0.99

01:02:00.840 I'm telling you though, that hole fucking manipulates everything. 0.99

01:02:03.840 But anyway, think about that. 0.99

01:02:05.540 Like, so that's the idea of the woman, right? 0.99

01:02:07.980 So the woman is the hole that you keep there to just keep going. 1.00

01:02:10.940 In our society, we're like, I'm going to take that hole that is just there. 1.00

01:02:15.380 It's just there to keep your shit going. 1.00

01:02:17.480 Like, you got a farm, right? 1.00

01:02:18.600 Like, like Cole was saying, I'm going to give that thing a corporate job. 0.96

01:02:22.040 It's crazy.

01:02:23.160 And then you end up with America today.

01:02:25.060 Because like, they just like working.

01:02:25.760 I'm going to give that hole a basketball. 1.00

01:02:29.520 She's going to fucking make her own MBA. 1.00

01:02:31.140 It's crazy. 0.99

01:02:31.740 What are we doing?

01:02:32.220 And the hole's job at like, at the company is to fire and hire other people. 0.93

01:02:38.720 Yeah.

01:02:39.060 They're like, let's take this.

01:02:41.260 Let's take this incredibly inferior creature. 1.00

01:02:43.940 That's not capable of doing any of the higher up jobs.

01:02:47.140 Let's put her in charge of hiring and firing. 1.00

01:02:49.840 What?

01:02:51.500 What?

01:02:52.620 If I was going to build a system that I wanted to fail, I'd do it exactly like that.

01:02:57.000 It's like, hold on.

01:02:57.840 She does need.

01:02:59.480 And if it doesn't, it probably should.

01:03:01.500 She does need a degree. 1.00

01:03:02.980 Women dominate HR departments. 0.99

01:03:05.320 It's like almost always women. 1.00

01:03:07.080 It's like how the Jews dominate Hollywood. 1.00

01:03:07.540 But she does need a degree from a no-name school in Florida. 0.71

01:03:11.060 That's the only requirement.

01:03:12.580 She has to go to a school in Florida that has 1,000 students that she can get her whatever degree. 0.80

01:03:17.840 And then she can do this job.

01:03:19.480 And that's the only requirement.

01:03:20.800 I'm not understanding.

01:03:21.680 They're always in Florida, dude.

01:03:23.480 It's all those no-name schools they're from.

01:03:24.940 Yeah.

01:03:25.280 100%.

01:03:25.640 Well, they just need to be women. 1.00

01:03:27.120 That's the only requirement.

01:03:27.980 That's why it's HR.

01:03:29.020 Hole required.

01:03:31.060 Okay.

01:03:32.580 Hole required actually kind of works.

01:03:34.640 I saw Hole Rage.

01:03:35.960 I thought he was going to steal Magoo's joke here because I saw this right when he was 0.96

01:03:40.400 in HR.

01:03:41.320 I get this hole.

01:03:42.300 But when you think about it, though, after we add up all of the quotients as to why women 0.99

01:03:47.760 are inferior.

01:03:48.060 That's the whole thing is you have this hole.

01:03:50.440 That's why we're nice to you.

01:03:52.400 We want it so bad.

01:03:54.120 That's why we protect you.

01:03:55.300 That's why we give you children.

01:03:57.100 We want the hole.

01:03:59.260 If you didn't have that hole, done.

01:04:02.660 Done, though.

01:04:03.540 Kind of a big deal.

01:04:05.960 See, what is that, Matt? 1.00

01:04:07.000 That's a dumb argument. 0.99

01:04:08.220 We get it done in one shot. 1.00

01:04:09.300 You guys are that much worse than us.

01:04:11.660 It takes you five times? 0.98

01:04:13.140 You guys are a hole to do.

01:04:15.800 We're way more efficient.

01:04:17.080 If I can do one pump, I'm done.

01:04:18.780 I can do it three or two times a day.

01:04:19.260 By your third O, I'm already playing Warzone with the boys.

01:04:23.720 I'm already nutted.

01:04:25.100 I'm done. 0.91

01:04:26.620 I've already taken out the Taliban. 0.99

01:04:29.120 There's been times where Cole came on and he'll sit there and he'll go, just had sex. 0.98

01:04:33.120 And I was like, your kid goes to sleep at seven. 0.98

01:04:35.960 You had sex from probably 7.30.

01:04:37.760 He's like, she didn't come. 0.81

01:04:38.880 You did, though.

01:04:39.540 He got it done.

01:04:40.360 And now he's on with the homies and you're mad. 1.00

01:04:42.840 She's mad, like, live tweeting on Tauri and fucking Cole. 0.99

01:04:45.480 No, he had pissed on the floor. 1.00

01:04:46.580 And she's mad masturbating, too. 0.98

01:04:49.040 She's like... 0.99

01:04:49.820 It's even a little bit more ridiculous than that because it'll be like, Cole, like, message

01:04:56.500 something in the chat and then, like, ten minutes later, I'll come back. 0.99

01:04:59.060 Just had sex. 0.99

01:05:00.040 She comes every time. 1.00

01:05:02.780 That's what I just said, Toad.

01:05:04.640 Do you see what I mean?

01:05:06.120 That's what he does, bro. 1.00

01:05:07.140 I can't believe he's doing this shit. 1.00

01:05:09.040 His best jokes are the ones we just said. 1.00

01:05:12.300 Yeah.

01:05:13.460 All right.

01:05:13.920 But anyways, the point I was trying to get to is that, like, after you add up all of

01:05:16.980 these, you know, really justifiable reasons that women are inferior, it kind of makes sense 1.00

01:05:22.620 that they're such pieces of shit, right? 1.00

01:05:24.240 Like, that they're so egotistical and narcissistic because you're like, the whole world's stacked 1.00

01:05:31.440 against you. 0.99

01:05:31.960 Like, I'd be fucking, I'd be pissed off all the time, too. 1.00

01:05:34.140 So, like, that's why they're all such bitches. 1.00

01:05:35.480 It is. 1.00

01:05:35.840 Like, the world has created, like, gravity has created such a way against women that it's 1.00

01:05:40.160 like, I can't pick up this heavy thing. 0.99

01:05:41.980 And then, on top of that, you're also retarded. 0.99

01:05:44.320 So, it's like, I would be really mad, too. 0.99

01:05:45.920 Like, why, God?

01:05:47.460 Why would you put me in this body?

01:05:48.240 But see, here's the interesting thing.

01:05:50.260 Black people have the same, you know, series of unfortunate events that have led to their,

01:05:57.760 you know, structure as being inferior beings.

01:06:00.340 And yet, they seem to be joyous.

01:06:02.320 So, what's up with that?

01:06:03.980 They're not joyous.

01:06:04.720 They're rioting, dude.

01:06:06.080 Yeah.

01:06:07.020 Well, what about the happy ones?

01:06:09.240 Oh, that's what we were going to talk about.

01:06:10.720 Name one happy black dude. 0.99

01:06:12.560 I don't trust the happy black dude. 1.00

01:06:14.440 You ever seen the happy? 0.99

01:06:15.140 You ever seen a black dude leaving a riot after stealing a flat-screen TV? 1.00

01:06:19.140 You ever seen that video? 0.96

01:06:20.000 I was about to say, I was like, the happy black dude, it's like, if you see a happy black dude,

01:06:22.920 you're like, my bike just got stolen. 0.81

01:06:24.460 100%.

01:06:24.780 Like, he has my bike right now.

01:06:25.860 You ever seen that video of these two black dudes at an outside restaurant, and they're

01:06:28.620 laughing so hard, they're just slapping, and they're throwing the tape, and they're 0.76

01:06:31.680 destroying the whole restaurant, because they're that happy.

01:06:36.440 They're all, like, the chat is absolutely destroying you. 0.97

01:06:41.120 Well, it's bad, because you can't win, because if you see a happy black dude, 1.00

01:06:45.000 you should be concerned because of what just happened, but if you see an angry black dude, 0.91

01:06:48.640 you should be concerned because of what's about to happen. 0.92

01:06:51.420 It's a problem.

01:06:52.380 That's a good point.

01:06:53.180 To wear a black dude, yeah. 0.72

01:06:54.260 In fairness, I was literally just trying to transition from misogyny to racism, so I

01:06:58.180 had to come up with something.

01:06:58.600 You were trying really hard.

01:07:01.520 But I feel like I just...

01:07:02.540 I have a better one, and it was that that...

01:07:05.180 The misogyny felt like it would get us in trouble, right?

01:07:07.260 After a while, I was like, we're going deeper.

01:07:09.220 I'm like, that's going to get...

01:07:09.820 Personally.

01:07:10.580 Personally in trouble.

01:07:11.300 I just couldn't go any deeper.

01:07:12.900 It was as deep a cut as I could actually come up with, so I was like, let's go to the 0.94

01:07:16.300 blacks. 0.98

01:07:16.880 It's bad because... 0.99

01:07:18.160 No, I had a better...

01:07:20.480 It wasn't even on our docket for today, but it was...

01:07:25.160 Okay, you're going to go this day.

01:07:27.560 I was going to go because there was...

01:07:30.000 Twitch has just decided because there was a girl that did...

01:07:33.560 She was totally topless.

01:07:35.800 Okay, let's talk about that. 1.00

01:07:37.120 I want to talk about her fucking... 1.00

01:07:38.900 Her shoulders, dude. 1.00

01:07:40.520 Okay, you know what I'm talking about?

01:07:41.800 I think she's AI, though, because Twitch came out today and said that artistic nudity

01:07:46.300 is allowed on Twitch now.

01:07:47.860 She's got shoulders like me, and it's wild.

01:07:50.540 And so this is what happens whenever...

01:07:54.380 This is the power that they have. 0.99

01:07:56.440 Well, did it show her tits? 1.00

01:07:58.040 Did she even show her tits, right? 1.00

01:07:59.220 It was just like... 0.99

01:07:59.920 It was like from the top of the cleavage up, and then she was sweaty.

01:08:05.580 It was really weird.

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01:08:36.960 Yeah, I would order that now, too, because I know that it's a couple days from Christmas,

01:08:41.040 coming up against the wall, but I'm pretty sure that Andrew can get them out the door.

01:08:44.480 Just serious. 0.99

01:08:45.260 Real shit, if you haven't got a gift for your dad or your mom or your sister who's got a mustache, 1.00

01:08:50.360 you've got this. 1.00

01:08:51.080 Why do you always go to suicide as the joke and not like we can actually use this to kill other people? 0.97

01:08:56.400 Like, this is... 0.96

01:08:56.880 We should be...

01:08:57.560 Because we're not violent.

01:08:59.000 Why would we do that?

01:08:59.140 Yeah, no, we're not violent.

01:08:59.960 We should be marketing these to inmates.

01:09:04.560 Oh, that's a good idea.

01:09:05.920 This is the perfect shank. 0.99

01:09:07.420 I don't think people...

01:09:08.560 I don't think they have good Wi-Fi in the pen. 1.00

01:09:10.800 Bullshit. 0.99

01:09:11.980 Have you not seen the TikToks and the Instagram videos of all the people making... 1.00

01:09:15.600 But, like, in the fucking prison... 0.99

01:09:17.340 Guys, if you're in jail and you're watching this right now, say 123 in the chat. 0.99

01:09:22.680 Get them!

01:09:23.340 Get them!

01:09:24.640 All right, take down this graphic, please.

01:09:26.880 Thank you, Nadeau.

01:09:27.840 We appreciate you. 0.99

01:09:28.400 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:09:29.880 Now that I'm looking at it, everybody was saying that she looks like a dude. 1.00

01:09:32.800 That does look like a dude.

01:09:33.860 Yo, that looks like... 0.99

01:09:35.080 That looks like Michaela Peterson on a fucking test cycle. 1.00

01:09:38.660 Oh, she does. 0.99

01:09:39.120 Right, Michaela Peterson does look like that. 0.98

01:09:41.220 Yeah, true.

01:09:42.000 Jeez.

01:09:43.080 Michaela Peterson after Bukkake video.

01:09:46.420 Dude, I thought this was AI, to be honest.

01:09:49.060 I did not think this was a real person.

01:09:51.880 It's just...

01:09:52.400 And it was...

01:09:52.940 Because Twitch has already gone through this thing because they were doing...

01:09:55.400 They, like, cracked down, like, really hard on women streamers that were, like... 1.00

01:09:59.820 They would be in a hot tub, like, in bikinis and shit. 1.00

01:10:03.120 Like, everybody's going... 1.00

01:10:04.400 Man, we got a lot of convicts in our audience.

01:10:08.680 I had no idea.

01:10:09.760 Jesus Christ.

01:10:10.660 Wait, because of this chick, Twitter is allowing this now?

01:10:14.080 No, no, not Twitter.

01:10:14.600 Twitch.

01:10:14.920 Twitch is allowing it.

01:10:15.940 Or Twitter already.

01:10:16.300 Yes, because they banned her and then, like, people, like, got really upset because she technically 0.95

01:10:20.640 didn't show anything, I guess.

01:10:22.300 Yeah, if you don't show anything.

01:10:23.160 I mean, but that's not artistic nudity because she's not even... 1.00

01:10:25.460 It's not even nude.

01:10:26.380 Yeah, it's not even nude.

01:10:26.900 I think she was nude. 1.00

01:10:28.200 Well, she was.

01:10:28.920 But what she was doing, right?

01:10:29.640 She was just standing there and every time someone paid her...

01:10:32.620 She was, like, talking. 0.99

01:10:32.640 She was, like, doing, like, live and she would be, like, yeah, like, shaking her tits. 0.99

01:10:35.840 I heard an interesting theory about it is that, like, she was trying to circumvent 0.99

01:10:40.020 because the rest of the porn sites that are, you know, user-generated are oversaturated.

01:10:46.120 So, like, that's the reason that they're going to these different platforms and trying to circumvent the rules.

01:10:49.560 It's also really easy on Twitch to be monetized to where people can give you, like, you can make, like, three grand, like, you know, in an hour

01:10:57.480 just from people just giving you money.

01:10:59.260 And so if you just, like, it's not like other, like, a, you know, a web chat thing. 0.99

01:11:03.220 If there's, like, an attractive woman out there that's not rich as fuck, it's crazy. 1.00

01:11:08.840 Well, that's how retarded they are, man. 1.00

01:11:11.140 It's crazy, dude. 1.00

01:11:11.560 It doesn't...

01:11:11.940 I saw a comment today.

01:11:13.040 It was, like, guys will, like, will grind for years and set up multiple income streams and invest in the market 1.00

01:11:18.620 and then, like, to make, like, a hundred grand a year where women will literally just show their pussy 1.00

01:11:24.140 and, like, that's it. 1.00

01:11:25.360 Like, that's all they have to do.

01:11:26.680 Power of the hole, dude.

01:11:26.700 Power of the hole.

01:11:27.560 Power of the hole.

01:11:28.220 Dude, you don't even have to...

01:11:29.800 It almost offsets all of their other, like, retardation. 1.00

01:11:33.380 Almost.

01:11:33.620 You don't even have to be attractive. 0.95

01:11:35.840 So, really, if women aren't doing that, they're retarded then because they have that option. 1.00

01:11:39.880 Would you trade infinite wealth, but you have to be as dumb as a woman? 1.00

01:11:45.040 But the thing is, like, most of them, because, like, what happened with Andrew Tate, 1.00

01:11:49.000 it's, like, they're still too stupid to monetize themselves. 0.99

01:11:53.320 So an incel is just, like, someone who is involuntarily celibate. 1.00

01:11:56.840 This bitch could probably make enough money to not work. 1.00

01:11:58.940 For 23 hours a day with cheetah dust and empty Mountain Dew cans all around them. 1.00

01:12:04.580 This is this bitch talk shit. 1.00

01:12:05.480 And it just has a real stank smell that is involved with these people. 1.00

01:12:09.000 You know a lot about that.

01:12:09.840 Because I'm just going to page you an image.

01:12:11.340 And, like, the fedora's a little crusty.

01:12:13.760 And the neck being here is strong.

01:12:16.200 Dude, there was a point.

01:12:17.880 Pause this real quick.

01:12:18.460 And there's a bald spot in the back.

01:12:20.900 And you could just see the fedora just hanging off your life.

01:12:25.400 Stop talking about me. 1.00

01:12:26.160 God damn it. 1.00

01:12:26.720 All right, there's a point at which you become so fat, your tits get small. 1.00

01:12:32.600 It's crazy. 1.00

01:12:34.200 Yeah, you get, like, fatter than your tits. 1.00

01:12:36.400 It's like they buckle under the weight or something. 0.99

01:12:38.780 No, no, it's not necessarily they are small.

01:12:42.120 Because they're probably still, like, double Ds.

01:12:43.440 No, it's the more huge comparison.

01:12:45.000 It's that in proportion to the other, like, they look small.

01:12:48.020 Right. 0.91

01:12:48.340 And that's, like, when you know, like, you're way too fat. 1.00

01:12:50.640 There's some women that just, like, put, like, no matter how fat they get, it just all goes to their tits. 1.00

01:12:54.180 Yeah, it's that stomach to tit ratio, man. 0.99

01:12:57.240 You don't want to let that get out of control.

01:12:58.880 It's like the way Toad gets fat.

01:13:00.160 Toad gets fat around his stomach.

01:13:01.640 But his, like, lower section is always, like, a size 30 pants.

01:13:04.920 His arm on his legs stays skinny.

01:13:07.100 No matter how fat he gets, his arms and his legs are, like, paper.

01:13:09.420 I knew a guy like that.

01:13:10.860 Toothpacks.

01:13:11.700 Size 32.

01:13:12.840 You're actually pretty close.

01:13:13.720 He was an inspector at a company I worked at. 1.00

01:13:16.380 And he literally was, like, it was just, like, huge belly, like, beer belly, like, fat fucking guy. 1.00

01:13:20.980 And then pants where, like, it looked like the belt was around, like, the mid-thighs because, like, his ass was just straight down. 1.00

01:13:29.880 Like, there's nothing to it. 0.99

01:13:31.020 Are these people even human beings or are they just NPCs?

01:13:33.720 Like, the people that gain weight in these funny ways? 0.53

01:13:36.320 Like, is your body that retarded that it's, like, put all the fat just right there? 0.99

01:13:39.620 Where, like, the actual computer that's doing all the simulation is just, like, fuck, I can't do it. 1.00

01:13:45.580 Like, it's just randomly generating people. 0.99

01:13:47.980 And so it's just, like, fat wherever.

01:13:49.660 It's, like, they just...

01:13:50.520 Fat wherever.

01:13:51.700 They don't make sense.

01:13:53.480 It just, like, it doesn't work out.

01:13:55.560 Too much computing power to, like, evenly distribute the fat among this non-player character. 1.00

01:14:00.420 Like, put it in his fucking forehead. 1.00

01:14:01.900 They have, like, 80%, like, fat, like, on their body. 1.00

01:14:04.600 But it's just, like, all, like, on their face.

01:14:06.920 Like, or something like that.

01:14:07.900 Toad, how do you have a 32-inch waist with a 50-inch face?

01:14:11.200 Like, how'd that happen? 1.00

01:14:13.200 Damn. 0.99

01:14:14.240 Tyler, pull up the video from the chat that I sent. 1.00

01:14:17.140 All my fat goes to, like, my stomach, my face, and my tits, basically. 1.00

01:14:22.800 That sucks, dude. 1.00

01:14:23.820 I know. 0.98

01:14:24.460 I look awful. 1.00

01:14:25.420 I look like a fucking... 1.00

01:14:26.180 I look like a fucking, like... 1.00

01:14:29.000 Deserted Island. 1.00

01:14:30.640 Deserted Island.

01:14:31.560 It's you and Toad. 1.00

01:14:33.120 How long till you suck on his tits? 1.00

01:14:35.240 Oh, dude. 1.00

01:14:36.100 Deserted Island.

01:14:36.900 Four or five hours? 0.99

01:14:37.900 Dude, I look like a fucking, like, grape or something that you stuck, like, little twigs into. 0.99

01:14:48.260 It's not good. 1.00

01:14:49.460 I'd find a way to get milk out of them titties. 1.00

01:14:53.980 A mailbox? 0.98

01:14:57.280 I don't get it.

01:14:58.560 All right. 1.00

01:14:58.820 More dumb chicks. 1.00

01:14:59.880 I can tell there's one in here that it's, uh, taking up a lot more, uh... 1.00

01:15:03.040 What's your body count?

01:15:04.180 I don't have an exact number.

01:15:05.720 I have an idea.

01:15:06.940 Range is fine.

01:15:07.900 Um, probably somewhere between 50 to 60.

01:15:10.280 Get out of here. 1.00

01:15:11.220 Fuck, you know, just... 1.00

01:15:12.180 Oh my god, bro. 1.00

01:15:14.600 Hell no, man. 1.00

01:15:15.720 What the fuck? 1.00

01:15:18.800 What's the... 1.00

01:15:19.420 What's the...

01:15:19.520 What's the RGB, uh...

01:15:23.020 uh is it red green blue yeah no wait red what are you talking about rgb yeah what's the rgb number

01:15:30.300 on uh the people of those 50 guys what's that mean oh yeah zero zero zero yeah there you go

01:15:35.820 see this is this is a joke just for top sorry just for the just for the graphic artists zero zero zero

01:15:41.100 is all black yeah yes i do cs dude i do i do see no color i was thinking she said she said uh

01:15:49.740 she 50 or 60 and i was like 50 or 60 times three eighths like how many how many black men actually

01:15:56.380 is that because it's more than six three-fifths yeah yeah so that's like 90. no no three-fifths

01:16:03.260 of 50 would be 30. i was thinking about three-eighths the size of course sounds more fair

01:16:10.860 he's more racist than the founders of our country

01:16:12.940 that i think three-fifths was pushing it it's like you gave them five fists yeah like actually 0.98

01:16:19.740 this should be a three-eighths three-eighths would be 15. so she's only had sex with 15 men 0.96

01:16:25.180 no that would mean that she would have to have more if they were each worth three-fifths so you're 0.92

01:16:29.660 saying that no wait so you're saying black men count for more when you're having sex that actually 1.00

01:16:34.060 makes sense there's an adverse wear and tear when you're a black dude no no you're retarded you just 1.00

01:16:39.260 you're not doing the math no i am you're not one black person is three-fifths and she had sex with 1.00

01:16:43.900 50 people then that means that she had sex with 70 black oh i see i get what you're saying okay okay 0.98

01:16:50.620 no go ahead go ahead jose i was just thinking about you're saying the inverse thing like i care 0.98

01:16:55.340 five-thirds as much if my wife gets rid of my breakfast and by a white dude three-fifths would be 1.00

01:17:00.540 uh would be 1.67 per uh partner which would put it approximately at 90 to 100 yeah got you 1.00

01:17:09.020 did toad just leave i think toad left what the fuck fuck yeah 0.97

01:17:14.860 we did it all right we did it oh god we are about to go off let's go we're about to launch 0.99

01:17:25.900 real what do you think actually do you think she's telling the truth or she's just lying for clout 0.99

01:17:29.980 real i i because i i don't know oh that fat bitch yeah i think that maybe people 1.00

01:17:34.380 her for real you think 50 guys her yeah i think dude some dirty dogs that want to get their 1.00

01:17:41.980 dick away out there so that's how easy it is it's how easy it is to be a woman like that that can 1.00

01:17:47.340 happen 50 times

01:17:52.860 can you imagine if the show was so was so successful that you could just go on twitter

01:17:56.460 right now that's true it was a hashtag toad lips it was it was 50 jose's it was it was 100 50 jose's

01:18:02.300 that's just like at the end of the night they were like uh i'm usually into girls that are 250 but three 1.00

01:18:07.740 bills uh i mean like it's late to do yeah it's like no but like three it's like as the night gets

01:18:13.980 later like you add 10 pounds for every 30 minutes that the night goes on like you're just

01:18:18.220 but finally like gorlock is literally a dude and she has had sex with dozens of dudes no 0.98

01:18:25.980 fucking way i bet you i bet you so it's a lost internet what the whole people are gonna take 1.00

01:18:31.180 it like that's just the law of the universe there yeah if you're a bitch yeah that's all about the 1.00

01:18:39.020 only thing she can throw see like if now if a guy if toad said that his body count was 56 he'd be 0.98

01:18:46.940 like oh i don't even consider it no i'd be like i'd be like yeah i i have a i have an addiction to 0.98

01:18:52.460 prostitution as well i understand you can find me the grossest bitch and it's not that unbelievable 1.00

01:18:58.140 from them be like yeah i've been reeled out like 30 times like there are people depraved enough to 0.99

01:19:02.300 fuck any hole but it's like this to me so that's why it's not impressive when like there's no impressive 0.99

01:19:07.740 if anything it's disgusting this is the only reason that women continue to thrive because if 1.00

01:19:12.380 men actually were able to like like consolidate and be like yeah we don't we can't be fucking these 1.00

01:19:17.500 these ugly bitches even though men are kind of like you know stop stop doing that yeah 1.00

01:19:23.820 actually top that's a great point because i always see these posts particularly from women that i don't 0.99

01:19:27.980 like where they'll be like women have to you know i'm not going to lower my standards men have to 0.93

01:19:32.780 fucking get in line and the reality is if men had standards women would be in trouble 0.98

01:19:39.740 fucked you guys would be you would have to be you would have to go on your own merits 1.00

01:19:44.140 yeah okay good luck good luck imagine if you had to go on your own merits it's wild whenever you see 0.98

01:19:50.940 somebody out there with like like they're they're making youtube videos they're playing guitar on youtube

01:19:55.580 they're just tweeting and you're like clearly you're gonna have at least four or five times my following

01:20:00.940 and that means that i'm like all right like right there with you and it's like everybody people

01:20:05.420 being nice to us because they're hoping to come on our tits life's not easy for us i can i can end 0.81

01:20:11.180 i can end your marriages and uh like relationships right now would you hang out with your wife girlfriend 1.00

01:20:15.660 if they didn't have a pussy that's a great question that's a great question i would tell my wife with 1.00

01:20:21.340 your face why would i hang out with you if you don't have a vagina what is the point of you 1.00

01:20:24.860 like yeah you're cool next maybe we'll hang out like what the fuck's the point of this that is 1.00

01:20:31.900 how to end the relationship right away would you love me if i didn't have a pussy no get the 1.00

01:20:37.900 fuck out of here i wouldn't hang out with my wife but i wouldn't hang out with my wife like the way i 1.00

01:20:43.340 hang out with you guys it's different you know what i mean like this is like a different type of hanging 0.99

01:20:47.580 out and there's no there's literally zero girls that are that funny like if the hypothetical is

01:20:54.700 like tomorrow my wife tyler can you play this video for me then like no obviously we have we have like

01:20:59.820 a life together but like if the hypothetical is like if i could go back into okay me

01:21:06.940 girl drummer i i just wanted to show you like this is this is what women would have to do if we had 1.00

01:21:12.220 standards they'd have to actually like garner skills and be capable of things dude this is a horrible

01:21:20.140 this is a horrible um it's not even good but i'm just saying that's my my point is like you actually

01:21:25.660 have to try what happened toad are you okay uh i don't know somebody's somebody's trying to kill me

01:21:31.740 obviously yeah yourself okay that's not even a good video of her drumming because there's another dude

01:21:38.140 doing that same thing and he's getting like bro he's unbelievable yeah he's unbelievable he's 0.99

01:21:43.980 getting 30 views on his shit yeah clinton are you saying if if that fucking like fat 1.00

01:21:47.820 bitch that was we just saw was doing that thing that's what it would take for you to fuck her 1.00

01:21:52.380 no no i'm just just to hang out with her no i'm just saying like women would actually have to grow 1.00

01:21:57.180 skills they'd have to like oh oh if like if they if we if we raised our standards above like

01:22:02.860 because because like literally i mean the girl i showed was obviously attractive enough that that 0.96

01:22:07.020 even if you had standards you'd still be like i don't care that you're dumb and you want to know 0.82

01:22:10.540 the plot to every movie before we start it and that your iq is lower than mine by 40 to 50 points 0.98

01:22:14.540 i'd be like this is fine you're attractive but that other you'd be like you're

01:22:19.740 gonna have to learn how to play the drums to have a shot i don't know not for me but for like like

01:22:27.020 like like how like you know like mid looking guys have to learn how to play guitar to get like women 1.00

01:22:32.140 exactly yeah yeah they'd be like like so they're playing honestly honestly our our low standards

01:22:38.380 are holding women back from excelling at at becoming something it's the same thing with black 1.00

01:22:43.100 people that's our low standards for them is holding them back making it out of the hood it's 0.97

01:22:49.180 honestly honestly not wrong well women women are black people is that what you're saying is that why 1.00

01:22:55.100 they like to fuck each other that's why women like like fucking black dudes makes a lot of they 1.00

01:22:58.780 probably have a lot in common yeah they don't look at each other and they go like they go like 1.00

01:23:02.300 yeah room temperature iq what's up it's like you're in the club over there join us i feel like i feel

01:23:12.860 like i've been trying people before we did women i feel like i've been trying to connect this this

01:23:17.180 dot between our misogyny and our racism and we finally did it like i'm so proud of us women are 0.57

01:23:22.380 black people yes this the ai sex robot robot stuff is why like japan's like uh birth rate has declined

01:23:29.020 because they're so far ahead in like technology on that side than we are like they were already 0.99

01:23:32.940 doing this shit for a while this is and their birth rate has declined this is because like 0.98

01:23:37.660 is that the a off ai fuck bots are gonna put you out of business like it's a fact those dudes those 0.99

01:23:43.900 dudes in japan are just like we're watching hentai like ai hentai of like you know how little you 0.99

01:23:48.620 have to be better than a robot to be better than a robot like like just be nice and we 0.93

01:23:54.540 fuck us occasionally that's not better than a robot generally yeah they struggle for that 1.00

01:23:59.500 the robot is probably way better at fucking than you but it's not human so you have that 1.00

01:24:03.660 no the immigrant man looks like ryan dawson 1.00

01:24:07.740 all right someone someone else is anti-semitism here is is uh that the jews did put them all on us 0.93

01:24:13.260 both they put both women in the workplace and so it falls over the jew umbrella so yeah it's i mean 0.98

01:24:18.940 everything really comes from them and then on top of the jews is nephilim shit right pull up that 0.98

01:24:23.820 comment sorry this is such a vicious comment what elizabeth said birth rates have declined 1.00

01:24:30.300 maybe the asian race will end wow uh i'm gonna go fuck her after this oh my god 1.00

01:24:40.060 i understand why you love her last night i do i was looking and liz was like is he a nigger and i was 1.00

01:24:44.940 like oh my god oh yeah i saw that too i just heart reacted didn't even look at the context

01:24:51.420 i don't know what she's replying to but i said what's she playing she's playing racist guess who 1.00

01:24:55.500 from the fucking night dude she doesn't like anybody dude she's so fucking god she's she's so 0.99

01:25:03.900 bad dude i have to what does liz say about us when we're not around you don't even well no actually 0.99

01:25:09.740 she she mostly likes y'all like oh that's that's hard to believe mostly who does she know what she 0.54

01:25:15.500 hates is that she goes like you have to go do this which one of her i hate all those 1.00

01:25:19.100 bitches clint that is that is cole and liz right there cole how many of her watch cool watch yeah 1.00

01:25:25.020 but it's switched watch what he does watch what he does oh shit and then she smells good shit that's 1.00

01:25:30.700 good shit yo don't don't lie don't lie you want that relationship you want to be able to do that 1.00

01:25:36.940 in public with your girl yes you do don't i don't want her to smell it after what am i out of my 1.00

01:25:41.420 fucking mind that's what's the reason what's the reason for the sniff like is is is he helping her 0.98

01:25:47.980 out like she's like is this is this this is like whenever your girl smell it no this is like whenever 0.99

01:25:53.580 your girl's like just check if i'm bleeding she's like i'm on my period i haven't like just check my 0.93

01:25:58.060 just check my ass to see like whenever i get up this is that but she's like just check my i think 0.98

01:26:02.700 my smells and he's like all right i'll get in there and let you know oh you think that was her 1.00

01:26:06.620 pussy you want a second opinion he might have both i don't know he could you can you can get 1.00

01:26:12.140 them both from down there they're only like two inches apart you know if the pussy smells if you 1.00

01:26:16.220 drag your fingers through her ass crack on the way your pussy smells like shit 1.00

01:26:24.700 your pussy smells fine i think but your ass is just atrocious a little shock 1.00

01:26:31.340 i would want i mean that's that's the perfect relationship where you can do that in public 1.00

01:26:35.980 you know what they're doing in private they're not it's wild

01:26:41.820 the trust in that relationship right like because it's like hey babe can you check if my 0.99

01:26:45.420 asshole smells he's like sure he does he's like here you sniff it she's like it's okay i guess 0.98

01:26:53.420 how much you guys trust in each other is strange i don't know why is that an appealing relationship to 0.92

01:26:58.940 you cole this this feels like a psychological because it's a thing of like of like okay if they're doing 0.74

01:27:04.860 that in public don't you wish you're doing it right no never not what they're doing my wife said 0.88

01:27:09.980 that to me the divorce paperwork would be filed the next day you're crazy my wife said that to me i'd 1.00

01:27:14.380 be like let's find a bathroom you dumb like 0.99

01:27:17.580 do you guys are just not comfortable that level of intimacy is what it is you're not like i i am down 1.00

01:27:34.140 to do some wild shit in public which means we're doing even crazier shit in private crazier so wait 1.00

01:27:41.260 up is that what you want by some married chick with your shirt off 1.00

01:27:45.980 that's what you want in a relationship cole like are you that broken yeah you know what's 0.99

01:27:51.020 weird he's had sex with almost nobody and he might be the most perverted amongst us 0.95

01:27:58.700 three people no no that's actually that's actually me and two of them were after i got married it's

01:28:03.900 crazy the inverse relationship uh the inverse relationship is real clint because that would

01:28:08.940 be me what do you mean at the extreme end of both of those scales you think you're the most perverted 1.00

01:28:14.940 yeah probably wow what do you want to do to a chick if you ever fuck please don't answer that no i want 1.00

01:28:20.460 to know no this is good oh i want you to go in detail yeah detail what's your what's your kink you 1.00

01:28:26.460 fucking freak i want to know your wildest fantasy you know you know what it is man what is it no i don't 1.00

01:28:31.980 he wants to he wants to he wants to suck lactating uh yeah he's in the lactating but he does that 1.00

01:28:36.540 shit he does that shit yeah that's the shit no no no lactating titties that's my shit too you weird 1.00

01:28:41.740 oh you just want to fuck pregnant bitches yeah all right no he wants to suck the milk out of their 1.00

01:28:47.580 tits all right describe to us in detail how you do it is there any detail that needs to be got into 1.00

01:28:57.100 that 100 go ahead you meet this girl at the lp convention the georgia lp convention

01:29:02.380 she says hey come to my hotel room would you take it off would you take it off well listen this is

01:29:05.820 going to be a long process because first i'm gonna have to knock her up it's a 38 year process 1.00

01:29:10.460 we know how long it is so so then i have to knock her up first so then she's gonna uh toad toad 1.00

01:29:17.420 picture picture this yeah come back to my room toad you guys walk to the fucking hotel and across 0.99

01:29:22.860 the street from the vfw yeah you go up to a room oh the vfw this is hot yeah you just crushed on 0.99

01:29:29.900 stage and this is ready you're damn right oh by the way this is uh by the way when we 0.91

01:29:39.180 you're damn right i did 0.56

01:29:43.740 so what happens what happens after this come on man we got the sexy music i do i don't want to

01:29:47.820 i want to i want to set the picture we are all staying at the same airbnb that that for that

01:29:53.020 weekend at georgia which is going to be wild because i've already tried to set this up to where

01:29:56.220 we're all having sex at the same time which would be really funny so because we're all going to be

01:30:01.020 like trying to like outdo each other 100 yeah that's that's exactly what's going to go down 0.95

01:30:06.860 not my wife yes do it we're all we're all wife swabbing so oh god is this what cole thinks is going 0.97

01:30:17.340 on right now this is why we're doing a show guys show orgy come on no we're not an orgy we're all 1.00

01:30:24.140 in our separate rooms fucking our own relationship like a significant other if you so choose to leave 0.99

01:30:27.980 the door open that's on you toad's going to be in one of the closets of one of the rooms every night 0.99

01:30:36.460 it's a game you got to figure it out figure out which closet it's pervert roulette

01:30:41.020 you know i got towed twice in a row

01:30:51.020 we don't have all night for this and i got to do betting but you know like i would take

01:30:55.580 all night jesus i i would take it real if you're a lucky woman he can't he can't even explain what

01:31:01.900 he's going to do what do you mean real slow say if you take it any slower you're going to die a

01:31:07.100 virgin could you just get to the point you gotta you gotta you gotta work up to it man you gotta

01:31:11.980 you you know what i'm talking about yeah yeah you don't know what you're talking is no joke let him

01:31:17.100 explain guys be quiet go ahead so what are you talking about i'm talking about you gotta start

01:31:21.340 with like the face the ears the neck you know what i mean you gotta you gotta work it slow

01:31:25.900 you gotta i have never heard someone say you gotta start with the face let him go let him go let

01:31:34.620 him go i want to hear it i'm gonna mute myself because i can't it's like he's talking about

01:31:39.100 molesting a mannequin go ahead yeah i'm gonna mute i'm muting everybody go ahead just let us know what 0.99

01:31:43.900 you're doing it's all about foreplay man and then eventually you're gonna work your way to the titties 0.99

01:31:47.420 which are not full of milk at this point yet which is unfortunate but that's what you're gonna do 0.98

01:31:52.140 oh this is dude this is starting to get better off dead okay this year

01:32:00.700 oh my god dude you work your way all all the way down well all right well the key is here

01:32:07.500 you want you want to do it slow right so once you get down you know you might work the stomach a 0.99

01:32:12.940 little bit but then you want to you want to skip skip the pussy skip all the way down start 1.00

01:32:18.780 low with the feet you want to work your way up the legs you want to keep skipping the 1.00

01:32:22.620 pussy because you want you want to keep her guessing man you want to build that anticipation 1.00

01:32:27.100 skipping maybe even like give it give it a little like sniff in there give it a little whiff you know 1.00

01:32:31.500 what i mean so she might and then and but then back away so she might even think like oh man like like 1.00

01:32:36.860 does my pussy smell bad i don't even know it's even going to go in at this point i don't know 0.99

01:32:40.380 you gotta you gotta just build that as anticipation to such a degree then once you finally get in 1.00

01:32:47.580 there man then then it's go time that yeah that it's gonna happen she's gonna explode 1.00

01:32:55.100 yeah that's it all right let's do talking towers

01:33:02.300 well then i'm gonna knock her up and then nine months later we're coming back and we're going for

01:33:05.900 that milk jesus that was he did all foreplay and then got to the part where he actually 0.68

01:33:10.700 fucks and he's like he's like and then it's done i think we need to end it on that note that was art 0.94

01:33:16.460 pass it off to talking towers and step away oh i don't understand why we're doing this talking 0.99

01:33:21.260 tower thing that doesn't make me i i don't like to try it out i like the idea give him a moment to shine 0.78

01:33:26.060 yo real real shit real toad that was one of the greatest things that i've ever heard 0.83

01:33:29.260 thank you dude thank you so much thank you toad 0.98

01:33:43.260 tyler you got no audio

01:33:57.740 okay everybody uh toad just recited one of the penthouse forum articles that he had submitted 0.98

01:34:02.380 when he was in high school but here we go uh glad to have the age of consent talk and the masturbation 0.89

01:34:08.620 or the menstruation topics tonight it feels like this show is back to its roots

01:34:12.540 the libertarian show that it really should be okay what do we have here we have cole cole does 0.99

01:34:18.140 deep dives and and goes down weird rabbit holes in instagram that's where you can find him and he

01:34:24.860 will always be there for you uh there we go let's let's help this out here a little bit here okay uh

01:34:29.740 jose jose is of the he's poking the fed bear check him out on his no way jose podcast he just had a

01:34:35.980 finder's cult he does columbine he does the hook stuff that's where you go there for all the best stuff

01:34:41.020 with no way jose clint everybody knows about clinton liberty lockdown you can check him out with his

01:34:46.380 next show the best political show with the we are change the big question is is toad going to be on

01:34:53.340 timcast irl first or is he going to be on clint's new show that is the one that we're really uh looking

01:34:59.340 to that find here top lobster he's just been on uh my family thinks i'm crazy talking about the

01:35:04.300 nephilim death squad check that out on episode 356 and lastly we had toad left he's still on the

01:35:11.500 uh the timeline playing his ukulele but you can find him on better off dead i don't know if he has any

01:35:18.460 subscribers over there or not but he does help you be the best degenerate gambler you can be it's the 0.85

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