Ep 156 - YEAH
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 52 minutes
Words per Minute
213.23784
Hate Speech Sentences
270
Summary
Toads is in the building. The bachelor extraordinaire. The one who has been skipping pussy for 38 years and is still on top of the world. Fat Dave and I talk about how to skip the pussy and how to get her to come.
Transcript
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I'm talking about, you gotta start with, like, the face, the ears, the neck, you know what I mean?
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It's all about foreplay, man, and then eventually you're gonna work your way to the titties,
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which are not full of milk at this point yet, which is unfortunate.
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Well, alright, well, the key is here, you want to do it slow, right?
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So once you get down, you know, you might work the stomach a little bit,
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but then you want to skip the pussy, skip all the way down, start low with the feet.
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You want to keep skipping the pussy, because you want to keep her guessing, man.
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Maybe even, like, give it a little, like, sniff in there.
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Like, does my pussy smell bad? I don't even know.
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Is he even gonna go in at this point? I don't know.
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You gotta, you gotta just build that anticipation at such a degree.
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Then once you finally get in there, man, then, then it's go time.
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So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's...
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You want to kill me, or you want to give me a bone?
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Have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in, and then do that shit where they're like,
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Wednesday night, you know what that means, it's time to skip the pussy.
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That's what I love about it, because I didn't even realize until listening back how many
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It's still so funny to me, because it's like...
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It's all foreplay, and then he's like, sex just happens after that.
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There's so much buildup, he's like, and then also...
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I think when he does it, he will make her come.
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But the funny thing is, he also has thought about the actual sex part, and that's how
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It's like, she'll explode, and then he explodes.
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He's gonna do all the work pre-hand, get in there, immediately busts.
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It doesn't take long for her to fucking come at that point.
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I do the old tried and true, where you just stop.
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Like, you just let your going, and then you just like...
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And you pretend you're just like, oh, I'm just letting it, like, feel it.
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But in my mind, I'm going like, just don't bust.
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I have to try and make myself cum, so I can't...
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Sorry, I just love eating pussy so much, I just can't even get to sex.
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If the girl tells me that she wants me to come, that's like, alright, then I can probably
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After her third orgasm in a row, that's when I finally think about coming.
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His other thing was like, yeah, yeah, sometimes if I'm sleeping with a bitch, I'll just sleep
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I'm a dangerous rapist about half of my life because I sleep half the time.
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This is why I need to sleep so much because when you're sleeping but you're also fucking,
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You said something like, you would go down on your girlfriends fully asleep.
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Wake up and be like, did I eat sushi in my sleep?
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The way they would know that I was asleep is that I would miss the pussy by a lot.
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No, I would hit the fucking inside of their knees.
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So wherever it feels warm and there's any sort of crevasse, I'm like, this is it.
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She has a pimple on her lower thigh and you're just going like, that's the Clint right
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If you sleep rape somebody, can you even be convicted of it?
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We all have to sleep with Clint one night in Georgia.
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Just to see if he tries to fuck us in the middle of the night.
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My wife would be really mad if I woke her up fingering her.
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If you smell good, you cannot sleep next to me.
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I've had girlfriends that were not like my girlfriend that would spend the night and
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I'd be like, yo, if you sleep in my bed, anything's possible.
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This is coming off the heels of, so I'm going to be on a Clint and Luke show on Friday with
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And he said, hey, you could totally stay at my house.
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I only got one bed, but we could, we could just boot up like this.
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When it was going to be you and David, I was like, all right, we'll be all right.
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The kind of like, just, just throw off my rhythm, my fuck rhythm.
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Like, cause like a lot of it's like being in that rhythm and then like, once I'm like,
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then kind of like, then just change the rhythm a little bit.
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How do you, like, I play it off like, oh, I'm just changing the tempo.
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I don't know how, I just can't imagine you stopping gorilla fucking.
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Like, and like, you're literally just a train in motion.
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You got to have like, do intervals of gorilla fucking.
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That doesn't sound, that doesn't sound very elite, Jose.
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Clint is a type of nigga to be able to just gorilla fuck the whole time, right?
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I look, I'm, I'm definitely not in good enough shape to gorilla fuck the entire time.
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I need to take breaks, but I don't need to take breaks because I'm about to come.
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I just pretend like that's the reason that I'm taking a break.
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I'm like, I'm like, I'm like really just trying to catch my breath.
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It's really just that he can't get in that rhythm.
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Top, you never gave your, you had to give your non-busting message.
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This, and this is probably the best advice you're going to get here, Toad.
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And also the, the different position takes like, maybe you're having pressure at the top
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Maybe you switch to a position where you're having pressure on the bottom.
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I pull a lot is to just drop down and go down on them.
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I wish we could just hear, guys, did you hear Toad saying?
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As I'm giving you advice, you're going, like you're trying to cut in as I'm giving you advice
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I'm not disagreeing, but I think I have like tried and true methods here because like,
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Because when you're out in public, like you might have like a really-
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You might have like a seriously public boner and you need to conceal that shit.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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He can't wrap his head around the concept of like having to fuck and then being like,
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Like that is, like he's having a hard time processing that.
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So he's trying to equate it like, oh yeah, sometimes when I jerk off, I'm hard in public,
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The same, the same technique will work and it is, you think about like this ugly like old
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bitch, like fucking Rose from Titanic or some shit.
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That stupid baseball thinking of your grandma shit doesn't work.
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I don't even know what the fuck Tony is talking about.
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No, he's equating, he's equating getting rid of boners as being a similar thing.
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So when you have a boner in public, you feel like you're in danger of coming?
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Why, why do you feel like you're in danger of coming in public?
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In danger of coming is the title of this episode, by the way.
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I'm at the very least in danger of people like seeing my boner.
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I have like seriously good control over, I have seriously good like boner control.
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Code, how do you connect these two concepts we're talking about?
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Why do you look like you're like jerking two dicks off into your own face?
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That's what you think of when you're trying not to get a boner, right?
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I think about like my grandfather's whore, second wife.
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Because if I was Cole, the tactic I would use is I would just imagine Toad jerking off
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Since you've already seen it, you know what it feels like.
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The thing is, Toad is just spewing out what he's heard from movies and that was like
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The movie line was like, oh, you're about to just think of baseball and you'll last longer.
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That was literally, or think of your grandma, you'll last longer.
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That literally was the movie line for like, it doesn't work at all.
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Dude, do you ever think, you ever almost bust and then you think about your grandma and then
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you bust harder than you ever have in your life?
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Because I am like concerned that's when I'm going to be like, oh shit.
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Because now you're just associating that concept in your head with my dick feels awesome.
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Every time you see your grandma, you get a boner.
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It's fucked up because it's grandma and you just think nine kids, right?
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But that means that like, ah, what was your grandma doing?
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It is weird to think about how like, like really devoutly religious bitches that have like
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10 kids just be getting fucking raw dogged and blasted constantly.
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Uh, that's like where he's like around like where I live.
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He used to live a couple miles from me in San Diego.
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And like, I think it was one of his linemen was like, hey man, pull out.
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If you made 150, 200 million dollars as an NFL quarterback, why not have 12 kids?
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So like all NFL children have like 50 kids, but the white NFL players have them with one
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woman and the black NFL players have them with like 20 women.
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That's true though, because Tyreek Hill just had a thing.
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He has, this year alone, I think it was, was it seven?
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Antonio Cromartie has, I think the same amount of kids as Phillip Rivers, but with like nine
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Dude, if I was making millions, that's totally what I'd do.
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It's just like, it's such a great scam to fuck constantly.
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If I had millions of dollars, it'd be like, this shit's easy.
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We need to have Antonio Cromartie versus Phillip Rivers, like family teams.
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And they just play each other because they can both feel the pull.
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He had four more kids after he had a vasectomy.
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Honestly, at that point, I don't even blame him.
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Like, I'm like, dude, it was, it was not your fault.
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Yo, he hit 10 and he was like, all right, all right.
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Like, these are just old different bitches, too?
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Yeah, no, I think it's, I think we'll, now that he's got 14, it's probably 11 women.
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You know, after hanging out with Josh at enough conventions and shit, I can totally understand
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Also, he's probably through a lot of stress and that's how he gets it.
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And he's just like, I have to put it somewhere.
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I bet you he refuses to wear a condom, too, so.
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He was fucking married and they were still like seven, eight years into their marriage
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I was like, dude, you should just kill yourself.
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We invited someone here to watch this show and it's like, well, what's the show about?
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What was the worst gift you've received from an ex or a family member you don't like?
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I don't keep track of this bullshit, to be honest.
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We're going to throw people under the bus here?
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I honestly have never been one to care about presents.
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Cole, if you had any brain cells to fucking rub together, I'd be like, how could we feed
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Just take pictures of your fucking aunt's artwork and post it up with no capture.
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No, Liz just dropped in the chat that fucking her mother-in-law tried to give her Cole's
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I think we should all get Cole baby teeth necklaces.
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I don't know if she got it as a gift, but my mom has all my baby teeth.
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We would look like we were like some New Orleans cult.
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There's like a rift in my mom's family because like half of them...
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Half of them want to see you put down and the other half are trying already.
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Half of them wanted to scatter my grandmother's teeth like in the attic of the house that she
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used to live in even though somebody else lives in it now.
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It's your entire family that just does shit that I don't understand.
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That's like if I found teeth in my attic of a house that I just bought, I'd be like,
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It was like part of some like voodoo ritual or something even though they're...
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Dude, your family practicing some Nephilim shit?
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I swear every day I believe the toad is less and less real.
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He's just thinking about like dead grandmas all the time.
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The aunt of mine who did that was my grandmother's like ninth kid.
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So she probably just like fell out of that pussy like right near the end there.
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I don't like how you say that pussy about your aunt.
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Like a lot of the stories that Toad says, they're like usually mundane and stupid,
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He has a plant and he has a hold of money and I'm a little bit terrified.
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By the way, Toad, did you ever get your 75 grand back?
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You've been on some other show that you think is better than this show, but it's not.
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Will people send your podcast pictures of their dick?
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If you're going to go by loyalty, by fanaticism, we win by loyalty.
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If you had Tower Gang on the front page of Rumble the same way the best political show
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is on the front page of Rumble and we'll see who gets more viewers.
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We could do the best political show and then the stupidest comedy show back to back.
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Can you imagine we somehow game the system to outdo the metrics of this show with Luke?
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My dad gave me a dating advice thing one time and I was like, nigga, you're single.
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It's a good question if somebody does have like a crazy like stupid shitty gift or something
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It was just like, here's Cole's teeth from Baby Teeth.
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This is the first time Cole pissed into a bucket.
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I have a weird story that oddly correlates to this.
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My mom had kept all my baby teeth because apparently she robbed the Tooth Fairy.
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I don't know how she got them, but she got them.
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So, she reaches out to me when she's moving and she goes, hey, I got a bunch of your shit
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And she's just got like a bunch of shit from like elementary school and like preschool
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And she's like, I don't want all this stuff anymore.
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And I was like, I'm your first born son and you don't want all of my childhood stuff?
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I was like, well, why the fuck would I want it if you don't want it?
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As a matter of fact, I was at my parents' house and they're still like unpacking because
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And she pulls out and she was like, you want this?
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And I was like, I said, what the fuck am I going to do with this in my house?
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They could probably, once science advances enough, they could like use that to...
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Well, I mean, they're super petrified at this point.
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She defended it with like, she's like, well, it's yours.
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And I'm kind of like, it was mine 34 years ago.
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So it kind of just, this was kind of just popped in my head.
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So yesterday I was talking to some guys at the gym and it was like...
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I think it's just barely like, it's just flickers.
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That's what, that's what made me think about it.
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So it was yesterday at the gym and we just got onto the topic of like, stupid shit,
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like OnlyFans and just, it was just with kind of normies, but like, and they were like,
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I don't hug, but I do like, I dab people up and shit.
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But there was a, they were like, yeah, a couple of years ago, a guy in one of the
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local high schools sent out a video of him, like, maybe not to everybody, but it got
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And with, with not, sorry, not fucking a dildo.
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He was sticking a hairbrush up his ass and jerking off.
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You don't say, yo, I've been putting Gillette up my, my keister for fucking eons.
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You guys could have been talking about like, which, which is a better shape.
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But like, and they said, like, they were, you know, they were just destroying this because
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he was like on the basketball team and he was on the football team and all this shit.
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Like he was a big, like a big time player for the school.
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It's like, and apparently they were also like, what?
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It was just another alter ego of me, but no, they were also like, yeah, there's this other girl
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in a different school that put out a, she sent her friends a video of her fucking a dog.
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No, not like, and whenever I hear that, I think like, and I literally think like, oh,
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Like that's what I think whenever they say like, no, they were like, this girl was getting
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back shots from a dog for like, and then she pulled out.
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No, just, it was just, it was just pounding her shit.
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You think you can really fuck better than a dog cause like dog fuck?
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But there's no, there's no way you can doggy style better.
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Oh, you want to have a high jump competition next?
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Like for real, you guys have seen the red rocket before.
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Dude, the girl, the girl had to, she got so like, she tried to kill herself like three
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Her family had to move out of the state that it goes somewhere different because they
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She, she had gone to a local like high school or something like that.
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And she sent it to her friends for whatever reason.
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People were watching this girl just get railed by a dog.
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That reminds me that that bitch that was, that was, uh, using a vibrator on the beach.
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Did you start the live on Instagram by the way?
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And then in the pre show, we're just shooting the shit.
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Um, Clint, by the way, that, uh, that vibrator suicide woman is, uh, is on the topics list
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I don't have much to say about it otherwise, other than like, you know, it's funny.
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Just get, just get the rest of the mail back and then we'll move on.
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It's not funny that, that some white woman thinks she has the fucking ability to just
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And then when she gets busted by the cops, she kills herself.
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I mean, it's kind of funny, but it's like, it's perplexing almost.
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It's like, like, what is like, why if, if I, if that was like my video, I would
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And then nobody will remember in a couple of weeks.
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Oh, oh, you mean when it was fully hard in that picture you sent us?
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Wait, you're afraid that that's going to come in public?
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That hard dick that you had, that you showed us, was it coming public?
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No, he's, he's actually delusional enough to think that it's impressive.
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It was, it was, it was only, it was only fluffed.
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Too many of these mailbag questions are specifically addressed towards me.
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I was very, I like, everybody in high school hated me because I just could not.
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Says Toad, would you rather give up gambling for 12 months and get unlimited access to Ben
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Shapiro's sister's milkers during that time or just continue to gamble as you currently
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I can buy the extra milk from the black market.
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I'm speechless because I cannot envision my life without gambling.
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I thought he was going to try to make a joke and be like, pfft.
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I actually think he was just going to go straight.
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I mean, best case scenario, he makes maybe 100k gambling in a year.
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Well, the other aspect of this is like, dude, like, you can find some other Czechs milkers.
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And the fact that it's Ben Shapiro's sister just adds to the sweetness of the delicacy that is.
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That means you get to spend one Thanksgiving with Ben Shapiro.
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Toad gets to spend one Thanksgiving with Ben Shapiro.
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Just to sit there and watch two fucking autistic nerds.
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I bet you they end up fist fighting and I have no idea who wins.
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Neither of these options are even degenerate at all.
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I like how he, he can say something like, like just 60 seconds ago.
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So neither of these are degenerate options at all.
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That, in quotes, that was like three minutes ago.
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And then he says, I'm totally not a degenerate.
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How the fuck do you put those two things next to each other?
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You have a wife, kids, grandkids, maybe even great grandkids.
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You have your nice property, you know, five to 10 acres, you know, to have the job of
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your, of your dreams, but you can never gamble.
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Uh, I would take the, uh, the great life over the gambling in that scenario.
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The sad thing is I don't know if I believe you.
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He's making the, like, uh, like the Austrian economics, like long versus short.
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He was like, I would very much way rather take the one year.
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He's sliding into the DMs of not just married woman, but married grandmothers, which is
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Have you guys, has he always been this bad or is he getting worse?
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I think because now we've cut on our fucking with him.
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Start a sentence without any sort of beginning.
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Conspiracy extremist says now the toad has the full support of-
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Starting a sentence with the name Conspiracy extremist is not starting a sentence.
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I'm currently reading the mailbag and I am not stuttering.
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Now that toad has the full support of the National Socialist Party behind his campaign and is
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a shoe in for the LP nomination, what will be his Aleppo moment?
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Like, you know how Trump turned down his pay as president?
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I think that Toad will probably just like parlay his pay.
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They'll be like, by the way, when you're in office, you can't gamble.
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They're like, if you win the nomination, you can't.
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If an interviewer asks you, they're like, Toad, you've been out very unspoken about the
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Do you plan on still gambling if you become president?
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And then people go like, our president is gambling his money.
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He would be like, I'm betting on the future of this country.
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If by some miracle he actually was able to like, you know, kind of get on the big stage,
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His moment would be if he got on some big platform and then they somehow the topic turns
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to like relationship stuff or like something along those lines.
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He would, he would say something fucking retarded kind of like a 40 year old virgin like bags
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The rumble chat is saying what is a clitoris is going to be the one that gets them tripped
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I was like, they're going to, he's going to, he's going to have some plank in his platform
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that'll be like, we need to work on household formation and we need to have, you know, increased
00:38:53.820
reproduction rates and they're going to ask him like further questions and he's going
00:38:59.820
Like how do we, how do we increase reproduction rates if you've never fucked Toad?
00:39:02.820
He'd be like, he'd be like, excuse me reporter.
00:39:06.820
Can you show me a picture of your grandma, please?
00:39:11.820
Imagine, imagine like a, like a 1984 broadcast to America and he's trying to get everybody
00:39:17.820
to fuck, but it's just the video we played as the intro and he's like, and then you're
00:39:26.820
John Quincy Adams is at least better than John Adams.
00:39:28.820
At least you need to hire, you need to hire homeboy to produce a campaign ad with that
00:39:40.820
And the president is supposed to be an example of what not to do.
00:39:43.820
So who's, who's better suited for that than I am.
00:39:48.820
This, this message brought to you by Toad 2024.
00:39:51.820
By the way, did you see the tweet of somebody actually, uh, there's that, uh,
00:39:57.820
That's his, that's his new, that's his new fucking campaign slogan.
00:40:10.820
I think, honestly though, I think Toad's Aleppo moment will be like, uh, if they ask him
00:40:14.820
about like Malay and Argentina, cause he doesn't know anything about Argentina outside of just
00:40:19.820
the random shit, like just hating on Malay the whole time.
00:40:21.820
So they're going to be like him or doesn't like him.
00:40:30.820
And they're going to ask him about like, what is the cap?
00:40:32.820
Like, like there's going to say this is happening right now and whatever.
00:40:35.820
Somebody here, yo Toad, take your extra income.
00:40:53.820
Pay somebody to make a super cut of like the dumbest shit you've said in the last 20 episodes
00:41:00.820
And, and just like, like how Josh Smith did pay, pay a lot of money, pay like four grand
00:41:05.820
to get this done and then put advertising behind it.
00:41:21.820
Someone was putting, it was like a reporter was putting out like, these are the people
00:41:25.820
And it was like some guy that wants to be like, was it magic man?
00:41:34.820
And they're like, and then another person that just wants to go by Toad.
00:41:47.820
There's literally, I mean, the person, the most charismatic person in this race, again,
00:41:52.820
now we're going to fucking devolve into libertarian politics.
00:41:59.820
Let's not pretend that he's the most charismatic.
00:42:04.820
He's not, but I'm saying like the bar is sort of low.
00:42:08.820
He could, he could, he could make a, he can make such a splash.
00:42:13.820
That's such a great slogan to have because then you could just be like, everybody's saying
00:42:20.820
He could do super cuts of like, do you know my slogan?
00:42:29.820
He's got, he's got toad for president cards, like business cards.
00:42:34.820
And he's like, this is just a picture of your fat, naked body and your hard dick.
00:42:48.820
This is, this is the type of shit that gets me fired up.
00:42:51.820
Single most censored man in all American history.
00:42:55.820
Alex Jones was de-platformed before it was a common time.
00:43:13.820
So we thought it'd be interesting to start with a series of on tape predictions that you made.
00:43:16.820
Some of which are so precise and so professional that makes the hair on my arm stand up.
00:43:25.820
And I swear total resistance to you with everything.
00:43:48.820
I don't, I don't understand why he's got so much anger.
00:43:57.820
don't understand i don't understand why he's got so much anger towards brian stelter of all of all
00:44:07.100
the people in the media he's like the i mean he's a total idiot but like to have to think of him as
00:44:12.780
like a devil when he's obviously just a useless idiot hasn't he been fired for like like a year
00:44:17.660
or something yeah yeah and he's just he's like you know what that guy over there oh no no that clip
00:44:22.780
that clip's old that clip's old they're they're splicing it with the tucker interview to make it
00:44:26.780
seem new but it is very funny so god bless yeah i just i just love alex joe like all just everything
00:44:34.220
going on right now with him is so great just him back to twitter like all all the things guys
00:44:41.260
honestly you know what i love i love malay i love day smith right now he's doing pretty good
00:44:45.900
i love tucker carlson killing it i just love all this stuff it is an interesting time to be alive
00:44:53.180
or to be around where it's like oh the return of alex jones everyone's like oh he's back on twitter
00:44:57.660
what does it mean is the world ending was it it's like i don't know hey pull that comment up pull
00:45:02.220
that comment up go on oh my oh the toad uh yeah i just want to see who said it yeah he's gonna block
00:45:10.620
oh it was unfit statesman hey hey kick him kick him out of the chat he's such a great guy no no you're
00:45:17.980
not kicking him out nope you think i look like you think i look like brian steltzer and toad you
00:45:23.420
feet no but it's funny that it gets a new skin you and toad you'd get brian steltzer if i say
00:45:28.700
combine with me and you'd get you know what that's he's he's 100 right that's bad that's sad dude i have
00:45:34.780
to go replace my entire face now this sucks maybe my face is the problem i don't know it's the mix
00:45:41.100
it's the mix of it like like the features almost exactly put over each other if you put them over
00:45:45.820
and made them a little chubby it would look like brian steltzer that's really creepy so this is the
00:45:51.900
most vicious thing i've ever been told i don't appreciate it and i told you that you have ed and
00:45:57.260
then that doesn't that doesn't hurt because it's not true and you know if i do look brian steltzer
00:46:03.020
then that hurts that hurts i see what's in the uh coming up the pipe for what's next in our videos
00:46:08.780
coming up right i can't wait for this i cannot wait for this this is the best oh you know i didn't
00:46:13.020
watch this on purpose because you know what's weird what's weird to me is that cole doesn't do this
00:46:18.380
you know this is great like that that's the thing that offends me most go ahead and play it we'll
00:46:21.900
talk about it let's find that i don't do what he's doing this video yeah just because i'm black you
00:46:28.860
think i repulsive you racist ass bitch hey yo george floyd yo what's up no good that racist over there
00:46:37.180
oh you're like you're telling me that you can't see cole doing that exact bit
00:46:58.620
i 100 could do that bit what's he on or something that's the kind of we need you to do yeah like i
00:47:04.780
want to i want to do that but i want him and i want cole in blackface i want toad to be jerking
00:47:08.940
off and like but nobody explains the toad jerking off part it just happens like only toad only toad
00:47:17.660
jerking off and then it like like the omegle turns on and it's like a bunch of 13 year old girls and
00:47:21.740
we're like see you later toad yeah exactly we finally got rid of him he's going to jail
00:47:27.180
chris hansen shows up in my house dude did you jerk off in front of a bunch of teenagers yeah
00:47:34.780
yeah yeah yeah you know what my campaign slogan is but the uh the thing is whenever he goes like
00:47:41.740
hey george floyd that reminds me of owen benjamin i don't know why but the way he says like i don't
00:47:46.780
know if you remember whenever he was talking about the um whenever we put him onto the soap like the
00:47:51.660
wash your chicken and he kept talking but like the uh what is he what he kept calling it rubella what
00:47:56.300
are um samabella samabella that's what it reminded like he talks like how owen benjamin does whenever
00:48:02.940
he's mimicking black people called a bonix cool i know but it was just it just sounded exactly and
00:48:08.220
so when i first heard it like when he just goes hey george floyd let's see what they say
00:48:15.020
we're going to this one minute aside just to point out that owen benjamin has a similar
00:48:18.620
bonix i just thought that's the first thing i thought of whenever he said that when he brought
00:48:22.700
up george floyd because i feel like like owen brings in like uh like side characters like to to
00:48:30.140
talk for him like i don't know that's just i feel like this is the one time i've seen someone do a
00:48:35.340
bit that i'm like i like i i'll tell the truth about anything i'll say whatever i want i never
00:48:40.060
fucking self-censor i wouldn't do that that is oh yeah that is so wild that's like to have to have
00:48:46.380
me in that kind of mammy ass blackface just have a doll of george floyd be like yo what's up
00:48:54.140
it's so crazy it's so awesome i love that there's young people that are still reckless enough to ruin their
00:48:59.580
entire future with a video like that oh yeah that's what this was like we'd have to do that
00:49:04.140
where we're no that's cool where we're like time from this dude if i'll say this i'll say this if
00:49:09.580
rumble signs us we all do an entire episode in that fucking exact blackface oh my god that's
00:49:15.500
that's the only way that we'll sign the paper rumble yeah if if we do that yeah that's the career
00:49:22.700
ending like the worst thing like if if you go into an hr afterwards and they're just like you're
00:49:33.020
like uh we need to talk to you about something and they're like oh yeah what's going on and they
00:49:36.460
just pull out a picture it's like it's just it's just a screenshot of your five buddies in blackface
00:49:43.260
for an hour and a half shoot the shit you'll be like understood i'll be i'll i'll i'll pack my stuff
00:49:48.300
and leave no i i think i think you take it the other angle you go like look i was doing a comedy
00:49:53.260
show and i had four four of my buddies there's no there's no racism here it was just a bit it's true
00:50:01.980
blackface is so it's so weird arguing it it's the one thing it's the one thing that you you can say
00:50:07.820
the n-word you cannot do blackface like i don't think you can say the n-word i don't know i don't
00:50:12.300
think i was talking i was talking with royce from revenge of the cis about because they have
00:50:17.740
rumble deal and and they they want to come on the show so they'll be on soon that's gonna be a fun
00:50:21.100
one um and he was like yeah we stress tested like a and i was like show me like what did you do show
00:50:27.500
me proof of work because i was like listen we're bad and he's like yeah yeah you know yeah yeah and
00:50:32.060
he's like and he showed me a video they were saying nigga they're saying jewel and stuff like that and
00:50:35.660
and he said that they were totally cool with it but that's the move like imagine negotiating with them
00:50:40.940
and being like okay yeah yeah so we start next wednesday at night okay yeah we'll be on the feed
00:50:45.420
we'll get everything and everyone show up in blackface live and what do you do like the first
00:50:50.940
thing you do off the bat is the most racist you can do it's literally the one that ends like except
00:50:57.820
unless you're uh the president of a country then it's fine for some reason it's a win-win because you if
00:51:08.940
they do like drop us signing us you can grift hard as fuck off of oh oh free speech huh oh free
00:51:15.580
speech you guys are both yeah everybody out there would be like dude you did blackface you
00:51:20.300
fucking dumbass no no no no our first our very first episode when they sign us to an exclusive
00:51:31.980
and then we all sit down and we all have blackface like clown ass blackface on that
00:51:35.660
that shit would be fire god damn i would i would have to do it at this point like i mean it's
00:51:40.140
everything it's so bad but if both sides do an exclusive deal i swear to god i will do it
00:51:45.260
and blackface is not a thing that i want to do like like i don't want to do it on yeah i don't
00:51:49.420
want to do it at all it's i don't think it's funny but i do think here's here's the reason here's
00:51:53.340
the reason i want the four of you to do it i already never i already am never going to get a
00:51:58.060
corporate job again like it's it's done i'm past that ain't gonna happen commitment i want you guys to be
00:52:03.180
locked in i want you to have no future this is what you need like no but i love guys to fly to
00:52:12.300
this island and fuck these children i just i just love the the thought of us walking into like
00:52:18.060
whatever like the halloween store whatever like local the and we go in there and we just buy black
00:52:22.940
face paint red face paint white face paint and like in like an afro wig and we just go up to the
00:52:29.020
counter and like slide it across we just go store to store until we find one with a black checkout
00:52:44.140
person so that they have to check us out and it's just five white dudes standing there with all this
00:52:48.220
freaking obvious black face we just go like you know you know how it goes that has to be
00:52:53.900
how is that not like this you look at it and you go yeah yeah yeah are you guys are you guys preparing
00:53:00.380
to do black face and the good toad just goes yeah i i just how is this not because i've seen the other
00:53:07.100
ones with like people bringing like a cucumber with like lube and like condoms and they'll be like
00:53:12.140
yeah yeah this is but i've never seen the black face version of this where they're like red paint
00:53:16.860
black paint dude you know what'd be great though we we add some trojans to it or not trojans uh magnums
00:53:22.060
to it so we look like we're gonna and like and like we're gonna have a sex party like a bottle of
00:53:26.300
hennessy and like uh like some like a watermelon just like we're having a we're having a hood themed
00:53:33.900
party you gotta get some some dawn dish soap in there as well so some like uh whatever the like
00:53:39.340
walmart fried chicken or if we could get to kfc that would be like you just put that on the
00:53:43.260
conveyor belt and you're just standing there they're just like beep all right all right this
00:53:46.860
this show's been too racist tyler go ahead and pull up uh the uh we have another race to
00:53:52.300
segment planned but yeah this will be a good interlude we do i'm excited oh god i wish it
00:53:57.420
wasn't blurred the the original version wasn't blurred except it wasn't at all no i saw one without
00:54:03.980
it even then yeah i seen with all of them just standing there i was like is this real all i know
00:54:08.460
you have to see it because the entire time the dude's face is just like
00:54:12.620
we gotta we we have to we have to defend democracy and this is this is what it looks like oh by the
00:54:18.700
way we need to pause pause real quick we need to explain what's going on here for the audio
00:54:23.820
listeners right then well because for the audio listeners all right you need to know what's going
00:54:28.300
on this is a video wow i think of if you haven't seen it and you should definitely go see it it's
00:54:33.740
because it's fucking crazy it is a ukrainian counselor council meeting for i don't know some
00:54:39.100
town or whatever and this guy walks in the door everybody's talking he pulls out three grenades
00:54:45.340
pulls the pins and then just drops them on the floor and then it's like he shows them to the
00:54:50.060
people first he shows yeah he literally pulls them out and he's just like this shit he does say
00:54:53.820
something i don't know what he's i wish i knew i wish he just said something like like you'd be like
00:54:57.180
i have grenade i like your arguments are worthless to me or something like this shit like that
00:55:01.420
and then just he tossed it on the floor yeah but the thing is yeah this is like so crazy because
00:55:06.140
what do you even do to me a guy shows up and he pulls the pin on the grenade you can't tackle him
00:55:10.540
at that point you can't do anything well what's what what's wild about it is homeboy homeboy does it
00:55:14.700
and then he stands in front of the door so like people yeah i don't think people had anywhere to go
00:55:19.340
he's just like i think there's another door because i saw people running but you know the crazy part is
00:55:24.060
only one person died yeah it was a small ass room with three grenades you know this this tells me that
00:55:29.180
like grenades really aren't that effective yeah that's what i get from it you could totally take
00:55:33.020
one i think i think we should see what happens grenade up the butt challenge dude because i now
00:55:41.660
the best part about this is and i and i and i stumbled upon this is the memes that you can create from
00:55:46.620
this it's just really fucking funny cole hopping on their grenade and being like fuck i wouldn't think
00:55:53.020
this one through he's like i thought squatting 525 would be adequate but i guess not cole cole hopping
00:56:01.340
on the grenade doesn't mean uh another one of your threesomes we're talking about an actual grenade right
00:56:06.220
now he's he's done plenty of that uh all right what's the uh the next one or did you actually bring
00:56:11.820
any of the memes or you just tantalizing us dude i have it i'm just talking about the memes i can literally
00:56:17.900
bring up my my my feed and i'll just tell you i can just just list them off for you right now
00:56:26.460
this is what's going on right now we we're we're letting cole do his culture corner again he's
00:56:31.420
filled up the telegram chat with videos hey hey cole cole that doesn't do us any good showing us it on
00:56:37.340
your phone what what's the photo is what the photo is like this you absolute infant of a man
00:56:42.380
tyler all tyler's do is just go to my uh my twitter bail me out tyler tyler don't do anything
00:56:47.740
i didn't think this was gonna okay but what it is it's just the guy entering the door it's
00:56:51.260
it's the guy it's just no blur and then it's just so a couple of them i'll just like point of view
00:56:56.940
it's september 11th and you're about to meet plan b and it's just that guy it's like point of view i
00:57:01.820
clogged a toilet and doo-doo water is all over the floor just walking about the whole point is like
00:57:06.300
i'm gonna throw grenades and kill you all this is i like describing his memes now yeah this isn't
00:57:11.500
work it's the same as a toe joke he's trying to meme podcast it's the it's the same as a toe joke
00:57:15.900
it works on when you're reading it not whenever you're saying it okay well then you shouldn't
00:57:20.220
have brought it up it's a weird it's a weird one cole it's a weird one and now and now i'm considering
00:57:26.300
maybe uh i made the miss i made a mistake with tinfoil hat i don't know here here look oh this isn't even
00:57:32.460
my what yeah this is this is fire content great job how's it not have the caption on it he came up with
00:57:39.500
a new bit today uh in and i think we already have it primed ready to go right uh toad and i i you
00:57:45.100
know i think top you know what i'm talking and top i'm not familiar so go ahead i have no idea you
00:57:50.460
popped in after it well the uh control f uh and i think it we were talking about how like transcripts
00:57:56.060
uh like we figured out you can look at transcripts of the shows now and then we joked about control f
00:58:01.100
nigger and then we thought it'd be funny to from then on because we can look at our transcripts
00:58:05.500
on the show top you probably explain it better you've peaked my interest go ahead yeah top you
00:58:08.940
explain it you you speak the tech speak better than i do i don't know i just know you can look
00:58:12.300
at the transcripts and control it i don't know i don't i don't even understand what you're trying
00:58:16.940
to do he wants to read a book or we came up with an idea read some like old classics ones from like
00:58:23.420
pre-1950 and like ones you can find online literally control f nigger and just see what we find
00:58:28.700
like just a random fucking classic like classic novel and see what pops up okay i think it might
00:58:35.580
get mike it could be funny could be nothing all right let's see pull it up try to do it i have no
00:58:42.060
idea i don't remember talking about this but if we did okay i don't i don't remember an inbomb in
00:58:47.900
of mice and men if i'm being totally honest yeah i didn't either but toad swears by it we were
00:58:52.460
control f oh oh there you go you see the stable box in it oh okay yeah the stable box of nigger okay
00:58:58.780
you know what this sounded better i love it there's actually a lot oh wow they're really
00:59:06.220
see this is how based i was as a child i didn't even remember just just remember it yeah it was just
00:59:11.020
normal to me why if i say something why is it just a nigger saying it wow yeah this
00:59:18.140
shit was like fifth grade reading whoa listen whoa whoa go back go back okay you know maybe
00:59:23.980
maybe we are getting content go back go back there was that one right there someone read it
00:59:29.500
listen nigger she said no you gotta read the whole sentence okay she turned on him and scorned listen
00:59:35.340
nigger she said you know what i can do to you if if you open your trap damn man what the
00:59:41.180
is going on i don't remember this period there no it's a woman's listen nigger you know what i can
00:59:46.140
do to you if you open your trap yeah why is there a period there that's a weird yeah the period is
00:59:51.100
not like you you know what i can do to you if you open your trap all right let's we played john
00:59:57.340
steinbach john all right well john steinbeck is officially canceled good job targeting well that's
01:00:03.180
a good one who wants to read that one well you keep your place then nigger you're going to be
01:00:07.500
oh my god this is so bad i don't know what that was toad you're not made for this no
01:00:18.060
wow it really where the hell is that jesus how that nigger can pitch shoes how many oh so look
01:00:23.340
it said 107 times in this book you see the top there yeah that's the pages that's the number
01:00:28.540
no is it the page number is your account is that that's no that's 107 references to the word yeah
01:00:34.780
that's how many times he said no that's the page number dumbass no it's not that's
01:00:39.340
look at the page number on the left and then look at the page number on the top it's page number
01:00:42.780
cole is correct i think i've used i've used pdf on on uh google way too many times to know cole i
01:00:48.700
don't like you being smarter than me on anything please stop please stop right now you have to open
01:00:55.260
adobe acrobat and then you can actually see it on there how many times it'll give you a count
01:01:00.940
and actually they'll do it on if you have control f on uh wasn't there a character in huckleberry finn
01:01:05.900
named yeah nigger jim yeah yes it's a whole louis k bit dude that's pretty but that's pretty like
01:01:10.940
boss to just like name a character that that's also that was his name yeah someone in the rumble chat
01:01:17.340
says damn man these classics hit different it's also just what i call a basketball court
01:01:23.260
all right all right well that was fun it was a good excuse to say the n-word a few times i
01:01:28.220
appreciate that oh so uh instagram just live just ended by the way after an hour you should have
01:01:33.100
been reading more more of the instagram yeah only lets you do it for an hour so why would they cap
01:01:38.860
it that's so retarded if you want to remove this destination from the stream and re-add it all
01:01:44.540
right just want to give you a jump on something in the new fall of the house of usher series on
01:01:47.980
netflix one episode has the main black person going crazy because she can't find the source of a
01:01:51.740
mysterious chirp that sounds like a smoke detector dead fucking serious episode four sorry episode
01:01:56.140
five i mean thank you for following up and making sure that you got the right episode i've actually
01:02:00.140
watched that show and i don't remember that but i believe you yeah the house of usher like with usher
01:02:05.660
the singer no that would have been a better show we're moving culture we've reached the big screen
01:02:10.940
yeah it was actually a pretty good show so i don't know that's not worth commenting though
01:02:18.140
i don't know we should we if we had pulled up the actual part where she's like trying to find the
01:02:22.700
chirp then it would be funny but do you just talking about it's kind of gay do you think that they so
01:02:26.540
they why did they write it in is the question did they know they didn't that's just what happened
01:02:30.860
it was a black show there was a chirp and it just it just it was it was it was unscripted
01:02:35.740
it's actually not part of the plot at all they're relatable things for black people okay
01:02:41.900
it's a script you know it just happened and it was it wouldn't even be relatable because they'd be
01:02:45.900
watching and they couldn't hear it yeah they would just be like it was complete sure actually you
01:02:50.700
guys didn't you probably didn't see this but somebody actually messaged the tower gang chat this
01:02:55.100
person tennessee libertarian they sent a video i can't even play it but they said do not do not
01:03:00.460
dox people like that that's fucked up you know they're gonna say something crazy go ahead no they said
01:03:04.300
they said dude i'm in this lift right now and this african with this with this african lift
01:03:08.860
driver and he's listening to an african podcast and every single host has a fire alarm chirp in the
01:03:13.900
back and i no no way i watched it listen i'm gonna find the link i'll send it to uh the chat
01:03:21.500
that's amazing i'll get the link real quick it's a great way of squeezing can you hear that it's
01:03:25.740
content no he just but but i want to i want to say i i want to say i also i found i was uh on instagram
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there was just like a sports podcast it was all black guys and i could hear the chirp from the
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uh the podcast too and i was like this is so wild like it's do you think that it's just it's pervasive
01:03:43.580
it's it's like it's uh all of them i mean what if you what if you watch so many of these clips at
01:03:49.740
home that like when you're in the street and you just see a black person on the street you
01:03:53.500
start to hear it because like you you've been pavlovianly prepared for it it's it's like it's
01:03:59.980
like every it's like every uh race has a smell it's like every race also has a sound and that's
01:04:05.100
the white people sound is like it was just like like whenever i see an asian person i'm like hurry
01:04:09.020
up and bye that's what i hear it's a powerful sound because before i would associate black people's
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sounds with gunshot now it's like it's such a powerful meme in the black community that the gunshot has
01:04:21.900
been outshined by the church this is an improvement dude i i you think so yeah i want to bring it back
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to what cole brought up the pot these are sports podcasts you're watching in my head i don't know
01:04:32.460
why i'm imagining like three white guys and then one black dude but like and but it's like a sports
01:04:37.660
show not like a show like ours so like the the it's kind of serious we don't want to say offensive
01:04:41.500
things a little more stuffy and so they're trying to analysis the sports while the one guy is clearly
01:04:46.540
be like i know something about that is hilarious to me because it's like what do you do like do you bring
01:04:51.260
that up i mean i we would probably but it is just a funny dynamic you have to bring it up they're all
01:04:56.780
just like don't bring it up hey bro that guy's beeping change the battery but it's a it's a it's a all
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black show so they probably none of them hear it like i honestly god i don't i don't think black people
01:05:05.500
can hear it at this point yeah checks out it's yeah it's a weird one what do we do with them i don't know
01:05:11.420
what did we do with them where where will they go who cares it's a problem what is the solution i mean
01:05:17.980
and we could keep doing these other solutions but if at some point we need to do a final one you know
01:05:21.660
we just can't keep doing this over in this cycle you know we're just gonna play it out forever and
01:05:25.980
ever you know this goes to the elwin benjamin shit that he's been on like like talking about like
01:05:31.020
slavery again and he makes fucking owen man i'm like i got i gotta like he's one of the most brilliant
01:05:36.700
human beings on the planet he is he convinced me he has used the slave slavery argumentation to
01:05:42.380
convince people that abortion is bad it's amazing it's a it's a master class he's convinced me that
01:05:49.980
that slavery should actually happen again and not like in a in an ironic like like in a nice way you
01:05:55.260
know like yeah i think you took the lesson that he wasn't trying to or at least i don't think it was
01:06:03.020
the good lesson to take away from it i was like oh yeah abortion is worse than slavery no and top is like
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no slavery is actually pretty cool i gotta i think it's two uh upper butts here but is it isn't
01:06:14.300
libertarianism like fine with indentured servitude no i'm pretty sure yeah i think it is pretty sure
01:06:21.900
it is yeah which is which is you know basically slavery but it's like you know you owe this guy
01:06:27.180
money and you can't pay it's like well you just work for me now like don't do this cole don't make
01:06:31.180
this a libertarian show i'm just saying like i mean it you can't i'm just saying we should be able
01:06:35.340
to appeal to wow walter libertarians here i haven't said in a long time yeah he's right cole's
01:06:40.860
right yeah we could appeal to libertarians and be like listen slavery's fine we need to bring it back
01:06:45.500
and you know you know who the best people are for this and technically it's funny because the
01:06:50.780
libertarians have tried they've tried so hard to they've tried so hard to not like not be like
01:06:56.060
oh we can't be racist we have to be what do they say a fucking uh oh god whatever that
01:07:00.700
yeah tyler run that run that clip real quick i do want to address the wholesome the the uh the type
01:07:05.820
of slavery that owen is describing is a wholesome sort of slavery yeah like i think it's it feels it's
01:07:11.340
you feel the holes let's hear let's hear what kanye has to say about it oh these are zionists
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this is what i'm trying to tell you jesus christ hitler yay third party sponsor that
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i love it because because it's like it's like a mad libs to start it's like hitler
01:07:34.780
jesus christ yay it's like just throwing famous names out there that have no correlation to one
01:07:39.820
another but then he he wraps it with a sponsor that demand like like fund that why would the
01:07:45.660
fuck would anybody fund that the connection paradigm shifters i guess dude the holy training but also
01:07:52.940
it's just so it's so wild to put jesus and hitler on the same level and then to put yourself on that
01:07:57.740
level i said i said a video today to y'all i said a video today and it was just that it was a text
01:08:03.260
message it just said like dude this kanye guy has some really great stuff and then it was like yeah
01:08:07.180
it's music awesome he's like he makes music he's just like it's just and i was like that's perfect
01:08:13.740
because like when's he gonna come up with another album because if he like even joe rogan was like
01:08:19.020
this is the best time to come up with a with an album all this jew stuff going on it's so funny
01:08:24.060
every song about jew stuff there's got to be there's got to be a humorous angle to the fact that like
01:08:28.700
the victims of the holocaust are perpetrating a holocaust right now like i feel like if there was a
01:08:35.260
hardcore comedy group i don't know power gang or something that we could find a funny angle to this
01:08:41.180
anybody cosmic irony yeah no but i think it's it's almost like it's like our team took such a big l
01:08:47.820
that like we now get to we get to dish one the reason you can't make that funny is because it's
01:08:52.460
not true and it's not true because because the holocaust didn't really happen that they did yeah
01:08:57.740
it's like it's just kind of like a minor like they've already surpassed whatever happened in
01:09:01.980
the holocaust it's not really that that's the reason you can't make it funny because there's
01:09:05.260
very little truth to one side of it and i'm not going to say which side but to one side yes
01:09:09.020
i'm not going to say which side but you all know which one i'm talking about
01:09:15.900
the tiny hat side let's just say they complain a lot
01:09:24.060
we need to exaggerate a little bit so you know i don't know take it with a grain of salt
01:09:28.140
let's just say your landlord let's just call them
01:09:35.020
okay all right what else we have because we hit a lol yeah we hit a lol lol lol this is why
01:09:41.580
what's going on we haven't had topics lately toad he's completely just stopped since now that we
01:09:45.500
have a producer just like i don't have to do anything is what's going on here yeah are you
01:09:48.780
like worried about your financial problems all right so tell us what happened with 75 grand
01:09:55.100
all i care about is where the is our money have you have you proven that you're alive yet
01:09:59.420
for our audience that is is new toad had 75 000 seized because he kept in an offshore bank account
01:10:06.460
because he's out of his mind not offshore and i'm just making shit up just just allow me to make this
01:10:10.940
shit up uh and he did so and now and now they won't give him the money because they have been informed
01:10:16.460
that he's deceased and looking at him it's not the worst option in the world but i think you're like
01:10:22.060
10 lies behind right now clean but i'll let him it's for me yeah talking about suicide so i think
01:10:27.500
i think i finally was able to prove that i am indeed not dead and i'm like i gotta transfer this
01:10:34.780
money out really quickly so i like connected this other bank account i'm like i'm getting this money
01:10:39.260
out i'm going to transfer it into this other account that has i don't know like 35 grand and
01:10:43.820
something like that i'm transferring 75 grand out then i get a message today from this other the bank
01:10:51.100
where i have the account that i'm transferring into i get a message from them saying that that
01:10:56.700
account was overdrafted by like 37 grand or something like that like this guy controls our money makes
01:11:03.820
absolutely no sense i i certainly was not the one who did that i don't know what the hell they're
01:11:08.860
talking about now i have to talk to them to borrow still no hose so you have 110 000 cash liquid and you
01:11:26.300
are you still living in a hole why it is it is the wildest thing all you're complaining and you
01:11:35.020
i was i was telling liz about it today that's a good question how much bitcoin you have
01:11:38.940
none wow do you have any crypto this dude this does a a gambling addict and he doesn't own like
01:11:47.900
the biggest gambling tool in the world bitcoin come on it's not really though how is it i was talking
01:11:53.740
with elizabeth today and she was like how did he just come i was like she i know he's a sink like
01:12:00.460
single income no kids but she was like she was like how does this even happen like i can't imagine
01:12:07.580
like making this much money and like having it in a bank account right now in this economy
01:12:11.900
this is why you don't have any money because you have to be able to imagine it first
01:12:15.420
and toad can imagine you got to believe it then you got to conceive no just autistically stacking
01:12:19.740
will it into existence if you can imagine your way into not coming during interviews with the press
01:12:25.180
you can imagine anything i don't understand how you have this much money and you're not like like
01:12:29.580
constantly buying stuff to better yourself like if i had that that kind of money i would just be
01:12:34.140
like what could i do to get better at something you gotta you gotta save for what what are you saving
01:12:39.020
for what the future i mean i mean let's be honest you don't have a future you don't have a future
01:12:48.460
toad let's be honest like what are you doing with the money you have no future also you know you
01:12:52.700
know the economy is going to go to you know what's going to happen three steps from this guy but
01:12:57.340
like this is this is toad in 24 hours this is bird from timeliner since around 2020 and it's been
01:13:06.700
added to my pile it's been added to my pile but one thing i love about it is adding stuff to it i think
01:13:14.860
it's dinner for the flies man the way he says that he says dinner for the flies
01:13:22.700
uh i'm i'm confused gross where he shits at oh what the fuck dinner for the fucking fly hey
01:13:30.700
see i see here's the thing is i don't believe him i don't believe this is true at all because like
01:13:35.500
did you see that motherfucker's face that's totally real that's not what that's not what a
01:13:39.980
shit chair would look like that is what it would look like i have one he's sitting he's sitting in
01:13:46.940
his pants he's not shitting on the chair he's shitting in his pants on the chair he probably
01:13:51.660
sits on there on the computer and shits through his pants that's what that was it's like the liquid of
01:13:57.100
like this after it's seeped through his pants mom change chairs mom i need a new chair the thing is
01:14:06.940
he doesn't live with his mom like this is so let's let's think about this there's no way you live with
01:14:11.420
your mom you have a piss closet to that level you have a chair but then what do you do you have to
01:14:16.940
live by yourself you have to like go to a job and still make enough money to go to toad is one bad
01:14:21.500
bet away from being that guy no i i know how to manage my bankroll although although imagine imagine
01:14:28.620
we five minutes ago you said you had 75 000 seized because you were dead you were like scrambling about
01:14:36.300
like 1500 bucks for this fucking convention shit yo he's got 110k liquid and he is in our 1500 he can't
01:14:42.860
find it i'm just a jew about it i already paid i already uh bought the airbnb we're good okay dude i don't
01:14:49.260
believe i don't believe i don't fucking believe you dude i don't know i feel like we're gonna get
01:14:52.700
there and they're gonna be like he nobody ever called me no i bet he doesn't even show i bet toad
01:14:58.060
doesn't show up i bet that's how he goes to show he's like the gig is up they know they took the 1500
01:15:02.780
we know he's like three years of work and i got 1500 out of it we know the long game we know where this
01:15:10.060
guy pisses and shits so is what would he use to come so space just says that's a cum chair he says i
01:15:16.620
know i don't know but uh he might use the chair for all three yeah for those for those that didn't
01:15:21.740
watch last week's episode that's the dude who has a piss closet he pisses in his closet why we don't
01:15:26.620
know jesus i just thought all these the same dude it's the same dude yeah so he definitely comes and
01:15:32.940
let me tell you he's the one in the cover jar back in that's it there's no thought to it just
01:15:37.660
could be awesome if he's like this is my piss closet that's my shit chair shit chair this is my puke
01:15:42.220
bucket yeah i guarantee he nuts on the floor and he just kind of wipes it into his foot and then
01:15:46.540
just goes back on this day oh no no no no he has a cum jar and it has some sort of figurine in it
01:15:52.140
100 someone said floor under his desk 100 what would you put in here what would you put in
01:15:57.020
why would you have a cum jar my wife uh my wife's my good little princess she puts the lotion on
01:16:06.620
its skin or else he gets the hose again elizabeth dude i'm envisioning right now like what if this
01:16:10.940
guy like goes commando like clint so he's shitting while he's sitting in the chair and it goes it like
01:16:15.020
seeps through like the mesh like shorts that he has there so it's like you know what i mean it's like
01:16:19.980
draining through it it's like a dude i just like i just now although there is an upside to this there's
01:16:24.860
a silver lining when you're at work which i this guy has to work he has to have a job which he probably
01:16:29.580
smells like ass and that dude does not work he's a professional gambler but or let's just say he
01:16:36.300
goes out for some reason yeah and you have to content dude it like literally somebody in today's
01:16:42.060
day and age could make like viral content on youtube get paid and monetized enough to rent like a small
01:16:48.220
shitty apartment to continue shitting into a closet but like that's the silver liner silver lining though
01:16:54.380
so you're out and about whatever you're at target he doesn't start the target he talks he shops at
01:16:58.220
like dollar general only yeah uh but like that i mean you said he's a shit out he doesn't he doesn't
01:17:03.580
leave his house there's not a chance i do let me let me finish no he definitely does like all fiend
01:17:08.860
out like just a taco bell like you want to see my piss closet and he needs to imagine just how good
01:17:15.580
that is when he gets back to his chair like that's all he can think about he's just like once i get
01:17:20.060
home to my chair and he sits down and he's just like he's just walking past bathroom after bathroom
01:17:24.380
he's like oh i got a real bad and just sits right down that chair and just shits he's like oh
01:17:29.180
so much better like that can you imagine the quantity of that comes out of home boy
01:17:34.300
oh god he's got to be he's eating hot pockets and like and and like hot cheetos like that's it
01:17:41.420
that's all he's eating can we get this guy on the show what's his name is josh like him somebody reach
01:17:45.980
out to him do we know who he is he's on the show right now that's amazing he's on the show right
01:17:55.580
now no in the first video he goes hey it's your boy josh and i'm gonna show you my picture so i
01:18:01.820
remember fucking josh if we could just narrow it down now i mean guys find us josh this is your
01:18:06.700
ghost of christmas future toads so get your shit together there can't be there can't be too that
01:18:11.260
many joshes we can narrow it down that would be really funny if this guy has totes money
01:18:18.940
all right all right this segment was particularly disgusting we need a shower now all right can you
01:18:24.140
shower with a male friend and not be sexual or y'all not strong enough what can you shower with a male
01:18:29.260
friend and not be sexual or y'all not strong enough what reason would i have to do that you have every
01:18:33.260
reason are you strong enough scroll down scroll down because you have to have the picture with this
01:18:38.540
because it's the picture i think that may be a screenshot ah damn it's the one from no country
01:18:43.020
there we go there it is it's no country for old men it's it's the it's the flip the coin
01:18:48.700
like scene this is this is actually a reasonable question i think i think if i'm in the shower
01:18:53.580
obviously like i can avoid toad i'm not gonna toad but well are you asleep or not
01:18:58.940
that's also a fair that's a fair question if i'm asleep then everyone's fair game you would you would
01:19:02.780
fuck it like okay so i do have you i forgot about this but i did say i did have a story to
01:19:07.900
go along with this and it's not just your regular like oh i was in high school when we showered to
01:19:11.820
get like no no nothing to it so this was i'm interested guys hold on let me press the bookmark
01:19:16.060
button go ahead so um this was like two years ago at my buddy's bachelor party so we were at like a uh we
01:19:24.060
started at eight airbnb a really nice house and then one night we're all pretty drunk and one guy's like
01:19:29.020
all right i'm gonna take a shower so he's just gonna go take a shower and me my buddy look me and
01:19:32.540
the and the bachelor look at each other we go like you wanna go piss on him and we're like fine
01:19:36.780
let's go piss on him and so we we walk into the bathroom where he's showering and he's just and it's
01:19:43.020
like it's one of those ones it's it's a nice place so it's only it has the glass uh shower so he
01:19:48.060
can see us walk in and he's butt naked in the shower and he's like what in the world we take off all
01:19:52.140
our clothes open up the shower and then just start pissing on him and just in the shower pissing on
01:20:01.900
him and then we're just like all right see you and then we just get out what did we do did he yell did
01:20:07.580
he he was just like what the are y'all doing did he drop down on his knees and go piss on my face
01:20:15.820
no honestly what would be hilarious if you if you do some like that to one of your homeboys
01:20:19.980
and then he the dude in the dude in the shower just gets fucking rock hard rock hard oh my god
01:20:27.740
also the bachelor party goes to 11 like it's toad he comes and honestly i don't even know if we if
01:20:34.700
we talked about like we just we just thought it would be funny to go in the shower with him
01:20:39.260
and then i think the other dude just starts pissing and so i was like all right if he's pissing i'm
01:20:43.500
pissing wait what the fuck laney come on the show last time i was in the shower with the guy
01:20:47.900
there was a pregnant woman showing us how the milk squirts out that's a loaded sentence i envy him
01:20:54.460
right now yeah i don't know laney lives a fucking life laney might have been my own life i'm not
01:21:00.380
even sure he might have been the woman laney probably sounds like this when when when he she
01:21:04.780
comes on they'd be like yeah anyway like talk real slow and like creepy and deeply this is weird
01:21:10.700
always flipping the hair or something like that the last time i had anal sex was in the shower and
01:21:14.700
it wasn't with a dude sorry to spoil it but um i i my dick like felt as if it got cut wait wait
01:21:21.180
did you say the last time you had anal sex is what was in the shower wait wait a second why would
01:21:26.540
you do it in the shower though i don't know but i need lube and lube in the shower does not go together
01:21:32.140
actually now that i think about it it's not the last time but the last time with this one
01:21:35.340
with somebody else or somebody did it to you is what you're saying this is what i'm like
01:21:42.780
i guess i guess that's a fair clarification last time i fucked my ass was in the shower
01:21:48.300
let me give a blanket and it wasn't a guy it was a girl she fucked my ass never
01:21:52.220
fucked a dude so you can just assume who i was with at that point i'm seeing i'm seeing uh somebody
01:21:57.180
with the strap on right now this is what i'm picturing but no i was not i've never been pegged
01:22:01.100
i've never been fingered in my ass i've had two girls attempt to eat my ass i rejected it both
01:22:05.980
times one of them got there because i was drunk and she got her tongue in there and i was like hey
01:22:09.820
you filthy bitch uh but yeah that's it that's the gayest shit i've ever done it was just a random
01:22:13.980
whore yeah and you didn't let her lick your butthole like i can understand if she was trying to go in
01:22:19.340
why not just let her lick your butthole like i know look oh look i guess i don't like it honestly
01:22:24.220
honestly it's probably it's probably great the one lick that i allowed before i could close my thighs and
01:22:29.340
fucking slap the shit out of her was it felt pretty good not gonna lie but it felt too good
01:22:33.420
and i felt gay about it and i want to point out they said close his thighs because he has no butt
01:22:37.660
cheeks to close and so she's just like oh i could i could clamp my ass cheeks too but you know she was
01:22:43.020
like she was still licking the crack at that point which is she was already in there all right anyways
01:22:47.180
the point of the story was the last crack so there's no way you're gonna get my butthole without me
01:22:51.260
like granting you access she was she was blowing me she was blowing me and then she started to jerk me off and
01:22:56.620
then she took her mouth down to my balls and then she fucking snuck a tongue into my asshole and i
01:23:00.700
was like bitch she actually she reached the asshole she reached the asshole yeah dude okay
01:23:05.980
i guess because like for that me logistically i literally she would have to spread my cheeks oh
01:23:11.100
yeah you don't have to spread shit with me if i'm laying down getting getting blown you can
01:23:14.300
just go right to the asshole someone clip clint saying you don't have to spread
01:23:18.700
shit with me my asshole is right there just go at it she was just trying to dot the geef maybe she
01:23:26.140
missed all right anyways the last time i had anal sex in the shower i fucking felt a a peanut in this
01:23:32.860
woman and it like literally hurt my dick oh yeah yeah he told us it's so it's so it hurts so bad and
01:23:39.820
i was like i was like this is god's way of telling me that's an out hole you don't put your dick in
01:23:44.780
something that could cut your dick terrible decision but it really did feel like like there
01:23:48.620
was like a shard of my ass almost did you use lube no i was in the shower yeah fuck that whore
01:23:54.380
shit jesus christ that's hardcore is it yeah look it is yeah is it is it mr i get naked for blowjobs
01:24:04.300
from random bitches is it really hardcore to to to fuck in the ass raw you have you have there's soap and
01:24:11.820
shit happening so this is not the worst oh my god oh it'll dry out and it'll hurt look i was drunk
01:24:19.740
i don't know it was like you ever you have you used lube right nah i don't like to okay i agree with
01:24:26.940
you i agree yeah she's about to check the ass he's like here's lube do you totally just agree with us
01:24:33.420
i go look look if if i can't get in without lube it just ain't it ain't worth it yeah i agree
01:24:39.020
spit on it i agree with clint it lubes itself that's like real that's like real man shit right
01:24:44.940
if it's like if anything happened also also i shave without shaving cream i like i'm not a
01:24:49.660
fucking i don't want viscosity dude i just want i just want grippy clint's like i don't want anything
01:24:55.420
helping out me out at all i don't want to go i go through life raw all raw
01:25:01.420
but fuck all natural i think the that is that is wild the best part of sex is when you're when you
01:25:09.020
first get into the girl and it's like and it's like at first you're like it's like it's too tight
01:25:13.100
i'm not talking about the ass by the way just regular you know yeah no because once you're once
01:25:18.540
you're in the ass it's just like it's in uh but but the pussy though is different it's different
01:25:26.060
because you can you can be like halfway in a pussy and it's still like you're still like working your way
01:25:29.580
in there you know i'm saying anybody know what i'm talking about because like really all you get
01:25:32.620
from it is like the ring and then like once you're in there you just kind of like in there yeah no
01:25:36.140
once you're in the ass it's like it's a fucking party bro so it's literally almost like getting
01:25:39.980
jerked off like this i don't know what that means but probably like kind of by a ring as opposed to
01:25:46.540
like when you're in a vagina like you feel it the whole way through yeah yeah you remember the feeling
01:25:50.540
when you get it's almost it feels like you don't really feel much sensation like around here but like
01:25:55.260
right it's just the butthole my my dick's actually my dick's actually girthier than the
01:25:59.260
intestines so you can actually feel the entire oh you're you're up in the small intestines yeah
01:26:03.740
the entire pipe yeah jose just admitted to having a pencil dick damn bro yeah it's rough to do 100
01:26:10.060
people watching that's okay episode 156 guys took us this long to find out now we know i this is the
01:26:18.620
wildest like i still can't believe that you fucked a girl in the multiple times apparently oh yeah ass no
01:26:24.460
lube she was just like just put it in there bro like once you fucking do it enough it just it works
01:26:29.500
out you're you're into some you're nasty no i'm not no i'd say that's the definition of inconsiderate
01:26:38.140
it looks like i wasn't into her listen listen if if y'all met a girl that was and she was like yeah
01:26:43.340
i fuck in the ass no lube and you would you be like that's a nasty bitch well if she said it to me
01:26:49.260
she's nasty if she does it not nasty interesting interesting it's true if you say it you're a
01:26:56.380
fucking nasty bit if you're like some random girl just passed like i'm sitting in public transit and
01:27:01.260
she goes hey hey hey clint i have raw dog you know i raw dog no lube and that's raw and i'd be like
01:27:07.660
you're a nasty bitch but if i meet her and i take her home and then she's just like hey you don't need
01:27:12.220
lube i'd be like you're cool as fuck my asshole is sweating just go away i mean there's there's
01:27:22.220
logic there if a bitch says it she's clearly nasty laura loomer definitely takes in the ass i met her
01:27:27.500
last week with top she said that she actually did say that i was like this is a nasty bitch
01:27:34.460
she's like you don't need lube because the whole thing was full of uh peanut oil that's what was going
01:27:38.620
on can you can you can you explain what happened with that like y'all met little laura loomer right
01:27:44.620
and hey this is this is this is true hey i i walked up to her in the kitchen and i was like i was like
01:27:50.300
hey i'm i'm good friends with dave smith uh i saw your debate with him last week or a couple couple weeks
01:27:55.100
ago she said she's like i go i go you know the debate was uh it was good it was interesting you know
01:28:04.300
i was like trying not to be a dick about it and and she just goes she just immediately starts going in on
01:28:08.460
like how basically how the palestinians are subhuman and like it's no it's over yeah i mean she
01:28:15.020
she didn't say she didn't say the word subhuman but she was definitely like that's what she like
01:28:19.020
she expected she was looking at me with my fucking shaved head and she's like this dude obviously is
01:28:24.060
down with genocides right and i was like nah not really laura like actually i'm on the other side
01:28:27.980
of this but i didn't say shit i just nodded i like her i like her balls of like going into that
01:28:32.620
because i did catch some of those like she was she did that a couple of times and i was like i like this
01:28:36.540
bitch but i'm even though i'm totally on the other side of it she's like a female you she really
01:28:41.020
doesn't give a fuck she has no chill at all i was talking with her and uh she so she didn't know that
01:28:45.500
i fucking completely dunked on her which is kind of sad and then to bring it up is like i'm the guy
01:28:49.580
that flexed on you you remember that one time remember the time i ratioed you on twitter remember
01:28:54.700
that it was bad it was brutal i'm sure i said shit about your plastic surgery but uh i told her i was like
01:29:00.300
yeah and i live in the middle of nowhere and i actually have uh i have dsl like that my internet is like
01:29:05.500
this is a thing like i would be doing more like i got them dsls too yo that's what i swear to god
01:29:11.660
i said oh i got because we were talking about our kids me and my wife and i was like oh yeah but we
01:29:14.860
got dsl and she looked at someone she was like oh this guy is that and i was like what do you what
01:29:19.420
do you think that is and she's like you know dick sucking lips right and i'm like no like
01:29:24.700
fucking the internet like dsl and she's like oh direct service line actually yeah i was like wow
01:29:30.780
that's like where your mind went i and i was like i was really going in there ready to not like her but
01:29:35.100
i'm like i like the way your brain works it's a little retarded but i really do like it so dick
01:29:39.740
sucking lips and while she had those big fake lips what does she look like what she looks like in
01:29:44.940
person because i know she looks like very petite yeah really oh she's just she didn't look because
01:29:51.820
like on the internet she looks huge for one she i don't know why like she always looks it's just
01:29:57.580
because her facial features are so pronounced it's her nose she's a tiny woman with the face of a giant
01:30:05.100
no she's a she's a tiny woman with a normal sized face her face is like what a normal person's face
01:30:10.380
should be but she is that kind of small she's got that she got that yeah i was expecting her to be
01:30:15.660
walking around with the head this big i was like we're gonna see this bitch from a mile away but
01:30:20.620
i think it's proportionally it looks weird yeah i don't know was there any other like uh
01:30:25.740
over because of the weight of her head was there any other like big uh i don't know like
01:30:30.620
josie was there okay okay i mean did she pull one of you guys aside and try to get you to like
01:30:35.980
drunkenly fuck her well and to talk about like do you guys see that video where she was like trying
01:30:39.580
to get that guy and she's like clearly hit macken on this dude and she's like he's some neo-nazi guy and
01:30:43.820
she's like oh you're like one of the neo-nazi guys or in the i can't remember she's going on like
01:30:48.060
you know i'm an ask nazi and that means i'm like superior or what it's something it's something crazy
01:30:54.060
dude she is the type of bitch that would walk up to a neo-nazi and be like you know that my people
01:30:57.420
are superior right but she's like doing it in a floating way like she's trying to like almost
01:31:01.820
him it's weird i bet dude for a chick like her like that is that's the apex she wants she wants
01:31:08.780
a dude that would like gladly genocide her people and she's like i want you to make me come
01:31:12.780
mother yeah dude i bet i bet you laura loomer gets it in exclusively with proud boys exclusive
01:31:21.100
ferrisworth said on the rumbles that she's probably got the tightest you've ever seen i don't know why
01:31:29.340
she just squeeze your dude she she feels like she she looks like she would be like
01:31:34.780
like dominate you like that's the kind of sex you want to have when she's a power bottom
01:31:38.940
she's the type of chick that would beat your ass 11 seconds she got she got the extreme
01:31:46.620
you've ever seen i love i love the concept of seeing a kind of being like that i'm seeing that
01:31:51.740
and that's tight you think she had you think she's got a grippy clint uh look yeah yeah probably
01:31:58.700
does she have dsl does she have dsl yeah i didn't i didn't i didn't look at her surgery
01:32:06.140
i didn't look at her lips i'm gonna be honest no because of the surgery she's like this
01:32:10.620
so yeah i didn't i didn't look i don't know does she have fake tits too or she just didn't look
01:32:15.660
i don't know what the are you looking at her eyes her big face bro
01:32:19.900
i was like i was like you got them giant features on your tiny ass and she was like what
01:32:26.620
i was like never mind gotta go like and to be honest this was my whole assessment my entire
01:32:31.100
assessment of her i'm glad that you had the same one because like the whole time i was judging her
01:32:34.220
just strictly on these parameters not because she's like oh this is a kind of like a famous person here
01:32:38.700
right she's not kind of famous like that i didn't think of it like that i was like this is looking
01:32:42.700
weird looking strange i'm like do you think you would be like that if you saw like if other people that
01:32:48.060
are like that not she she's like mid-level like famous within the political scene like within like
01:32:54.700
yeah if you like if donald trump was at the party like would you like how would you feel like if like
01:33:01.100
just i'm i would want to talk to him yeah yeah i don't want to talk to him for sure but honestly for
01:33:05.980
me at this point after meeting like so many of my heroes i i don't think i'd even sweat meeting trump
01:33:10.620
at this point i really don't yeah i think trump is trump would be the coolest person that you would
01:33:15.660
have taught that you would ever talk to because you're not going to get bullshit from him like
01:33:19.500
if it if it's not like recorded you're going to get full except for the vaccines being safe and
01:33:23.980
effective yeah that's fun it's very much but he's like would that be the first thing you say to him
01:33:29.260
you'd be like safe and effective huh i'd be like hey what's up operation warp speed you
01:33:36.700
dude that would be like i feel like you i bet i bet trump has never had someone say something like
01:33:41.260
that to him ever it'd be great to have someone like from the right hit him with some shit like
01:33:46.300
that'd be fantastic i would love oh my god that would be like if you like it was so funny to me
01:33:51.820
too that you would just meet him in the kitchen like you did laura loomer you're just like oh hey
01:33:56.300
trump what's up he's just like the palestinians let me tell you dude she i'm not even kidding she
01:34:03.180
let rip she was like she's not playing around she really believes what she has to say i'll give her
01:34:08.620
credit for that i believe it she she ain't lying she's definitely not fronting on on her beliefs
01:34:13.260
it made me feel like a fraud being on the other side of it because i'm like i don't really care
01:34:17.420
that much like that's like that's what she led with like i mean in fairness i let in because i let
01:34:24.220
in because i said i had just seen her on the debate with dave so it you know i prompted it but i i wasn't
01:34:29.340
trying to get into a debate and as soon as she started talking i was like oh if we continue to talk
01:34:33.660
i'm gonna have to debate her so i just like i just like nodded that's happening whenever you lose the
01:34:37.500
debate too you start like you get to like tell the people because like she definitely got
01:34:41.660
fucking railed on that debate yeah it's so yeah now she's got a debate again to everyone she's like
01:34:46.300
what i meant to say was yeah all right yeah whatever okay the only other thing lauren was there right
01:34:53.180
the whiskey or that's yeah yeah that was her house she's she's also extra i mean her and loomer are both
01:34:59.180
not fucking around total racist psychos it's funny because she got the other sides of it they're
01:35:05.100
on the other sides of it and they're friends yeah yeah dude she got top 10 most anti-semitic
01:35:11.020
people yeah lauren's like for real would like to see israel nuked and laura loomer i think would
01:35:17.740
nuke everywhere to protect israel and they're in the same house lauren is uncontrollably based did you
01:35:23.180
see the uh the video going around of her so i guess she did it a while ago but she's on a call with
01:35:27.980
blair white and she goes the best thing you could do is grow a mustache and say you're a man for the
01:35:32.700
conservative movement i was like yo you said that to blair white i messaged her i was like you like
01:35:36.700
i wouldn't have even said that to his or her or her face like that's like balls right there man so
01:35:41.900
the funniest part about that is carolyn borisenko was just like chilling in that i was like what the
01:35:46.700
are you doing there i was like this is retarded i was like this is it's a wild panel yeah yeah look i i
01:35:53.500
don't i i think i'm like this is this is where i draw the line with the conservatives i'm like
01:35:58.140
if you look as good as blair white you get to be a no that's my policy that's my policy yeah i would
01:36:04.380
not tell blair white to look like a man because i'm not trying to play white i'm just saying if you
01:36:10.860
look that if you look better than most biological women you get to be a chick but it doesn't look
01:36:16.380
better that's a low standard she's not a good looking woman like yeah she's obviously not even a
01:36:20.780
woman but like let's accept that she is i disagree not that good looking sure what do you mean she's
01:36:25.420
not that good looking i don't i don't find that i think i think if there wasn't this like trans
01:36:29.420
ambiance around like people see her you know that is a fucking dude and you're like well that looks
01:36:34.220
really good for a dude i don't think i think if you didn't know it was a dude you wouldn't know it was
01:36:38.220
a dude no it would i think she looked kind of weird there's some like weird features about her
01:36:42.220
she's like the also she looks super plastic so like i don't know she looks gross to me kind of
01:36:47.180
right you're like looking at her as makeup is nephilim shit bro yeah but there's an actual
01:36:51.260
woman here who's also with fake tits and said she's saying she's saying i wish i looked as
01:36:55.500
good as blair white yeah but blair white if you if you just ran a rag over blair white's face
01:36:59.820
like this is a little boy like this is clear here's exactly jose doesn't like her because she's too
01:37:06.060
skinny it's not the dick it's a little boy with fake tits the top nailed it see see that's the
01:37:12.060
problem like little boys with fake tits exactly exactly that's my i think i think if if clint met
01:37:22.380
i love that because i like fit women i now like little boys you're such a piece of your type it's
01:37:28.060
not fit it's your type is just skinny it's not fit no i want to be fit but i i don't know i feel
01:37:33.180
like your ideal woman's like a skinny chick i don't know yeah skinny because i've seen the times
01:37:37.340
you're like oh i don't i don't want to check who's bench pressing you know two plates i just
01:37:41.180
want to fucking fit woman no he doesn't mean skinny he means like malnourished but not in a
01:37:45.340
sense where their ribs are shown but malnourished like they haven't been fed as a child so they
01:37:48.860
don't grow up the body i want like their body is mature i want to see definition of their their
01:37:53.740
stomachs if they don't have that he sees heroin chic that style and thinks oh look that's i came of
01:37:59.900
age when that was the that was the ck you know models that's what that's what they look like
01:38:05.900
calvin klein models but i don't find that i was jerking off to bet videos yeah you remember that
01:38:14.780
bet video where they were they were like taking the uh the credit card and swiping them between
01:38:18.700
the girls asses they they used to show that bet at night man man i forgot what it was cold it was
01:38:24.140
like the late it was bt after night it was like oh look at all that ass that's really what it was
01:38:28.940
it was just porn black i think it was called after night but but it would be uncensored music videos
01:38:33.260
and it was like the greatest shit on earth you know how i knew i was i was racist that's how i
01:38:38.940
knew i was racist you guys remember the the black box uh uh for the the black box talking about bt um
01:38:45.500
for the cable like you would take you would take the wire and put it in the black box and then you
01:38:49.340
can get the pay-per-views or the porn or whatever it is that's like the old school remote with the red
01:38:54.780
button yeah i had there was there was times where i didn't have like the nine volt to charge that thing
01:39:00.060
black people take no so i couldn't if i wanted to look at porn i couldn't so i would go to bet
01:39:05.500
late night think about it and just turn the tv off and say no forget it no you're right nine
01:39:09.980
volts tomorrow i'm not doing it i swear to god that's when i learned i was racist too i was like
01:39:13.980
all these like naked black women i have no access to pornography because i'm in the age where the
01:39:18.300
internet dial-up is so slow so i'm watching i'm watching these black women that are almost naked
01:39:23.260
like twerking their asses and shit i'm like does nothing for me yeah not zero yeah national
01:39:28.620
geographic little boys where are the little boys
01:39:34.380
yeah not for me gotta flip it to like skinemax or something no no you gotta flip it over to like
01:39:39.100
the spike tv dude i don't have cinemax are you rich the fuck no no you flip it over to spike tv and
01:39:45.580
it's like late night and you just get the random like girls gone wild oh yes wow i'm glad you
01:39:51.500
remember that yeah the girls gone wild the commercials see see benzo barbie i'm not alone
01:39:57.500
she can't watch porn with a black person to this day it's true honestly even when i see a porn and
01:40:01.820
it's uh just a black dude's dick because like they don't show the dudes usually and it's a white
01:40:06.140
girl blowing them i'm like disgusting yeah immediately off doesn't matter i mean i'll i'll jerk off to the
01:40:13.420
george floyd uh death video but i don't know if that qualifies as porn it was crazy the how like it's
01:40:19.420
weird go back and look at the the girls gone wild and like now that like they've come out with like
01:40:23.820
the the uh documentary about it and they were like this is all like terrible what they do to these
01:40:28.540
women like i still watch those every week it makes it hotter wasn't there something so cool they're
01:40:33.740
like oh they regret this oh they regret it so much who do you think bought those by the way who do
01:40:38.620
you think saw that commercial was like i'm gonna spend 1999 i worked at my hundreds of thousands of
01:40:44.300
people in america like yeah a lot of people must be homeboy was worth crazy amounts of money for a
01:40:49.260
time before he got sued into oblivion there's something there's something romantic they were
01:40:53.820
the ones getting those porns like that used to be more of a thing having a porn like a bro like the
01:40:57.740
vhs tape that shit was the that shit was the porn i was into you got yo yo fucking savages are
01:41:03.100
watching bt fat black bitches gyrate i want to see these college broads that are too drunk to know
01:41:07.500
what they're doing is insane and just stripping like that was my uncle kept he kept his playboy
01:41:12.380
he kept this playboy in the downstairs bathroom like in between it was inside of like sports no
01:41:17.660
no my uncle right next door inside of the sports illustrated or some shit like that and he would
01:41:22.140
have the the new month every month so like me and my cousins would go into the bathroom and they'd be
01:41:27.500
like yo go in there it's it's like it's in between this page and this page and you go in and you
01:41:31.500
fucking look at and and we put it back and we wouldn't tell anybody can you can you believe that like
01:41:35.900
in my lifetime that was the only way you could get pornography it's the hero's journey i've seen it's
01:41:42.220
romantic it was it was like searching and finding pornography that way was something you're like
01:41:48.380
mainly about it you had to like connection dude it's like the same thing with like records and
01:41:52.700
how they become like now we have like itunes and shit i remember middle school my right it was like
01:41:56.780
a quest my best friends my best friend's dad had a penthouse and playboy subscription and he would
01:42:02.700
throw them out uh like once a year and my buddy eric would go and he'd steal them from the trash and
01:42:07.740
then we'd like we'd like parcel them up between the two of us i had i had all that yeah we we were
01:42:15.180
dumpster diving for fucking broads dude like dude it was the only way to survive dude i i the only
01:42:20.620
thing because my dad obviously my dad just goes yeah my dad obviously didn't subscribe to playboy or
01:42:26.780
penthouse or anything like that the only thing my dad subscribed to was the like uh like either men's
01:42:32.060
health or like the dude men's health had some fire dude it was either men's health or like uh
01:42:38.620
i think he did that one because they were also jose not little boys some other lifting for my
01:42:43.020
some other lifting magazine and that was the only because in the back there was always the
01:42:47.340
fucking like dick pills and it had to be something like or you're reading the testimonials being like
01:42:52.540
oh yeah that's hot dude i remember i remember the first time i remember the first time i saw a penthouse
01:42:57.020
keep it in the bathroom because like i think he ended his subscription because of me i was accustomed
01:43:03.580
i was accustomed to only seeing playboys and the first time i saw a penthouse there was a chick with
01:43:07.340
fucking like ropes all strewn across her face yeah like oh like come not like ropes and and and i was
01:43:14.460
so i was so put off by it i was like i was like oh there's another there's another level to this game
01:43:19.260
man like i had no idea i couldn't even come at the time i couldn't even come by the way first time i
01:43:26.620
jerked off didn't come first like first year yeah i remember when i came i did finally i asked my stepdad
01:43:32.140
and like because i i remember like as a little kid being like i don't remember how it's obviously so
01:43:36.860
long ago but i just remember being like in those situations like how do i broach this without telling
01:43:41.580
him and like and i remember i don't know what because you were in them and he looked at me and he goes
01:43:45.980
like as i'm bringing up he looked at me and just goes just kind of shakes his head and walks away
01:43:52.780
so you're like you're like no i have a sincere question though sir
01:43:57.580
he's like i'm not going to prison to answer your questions dude i told them on the show like the
01:44:01.340
first time that i like i think it was the first time i came i like spewed blood out of my thigh
01:44:06.780
i told them oh yeah yeah you told that and that's no that was the moment that you knew you weren't
01:44:11.820
supposed to be on earth today today i am a man dude it wouldn't stop bleeding it was a fountain
01:44:16.940
of blood like a capillary was just like shooting just out my leg story so much i love it i love it
01:44:23.260
because it's literally god telling him you are not supposed to be here i i like the story i like the
01:44:32.860
story because yeah because he like every time he does like weird it makes that
01:44:38.620
story more believable so every now time every subsequent time i've heard it i believe it more
01:44:43.180
and it makes me happier for some reason that's the same way he comes up with these lies is that
01:44:47.500
he he just lies for so many years that they eventually become true to him i was back and forth on that i
01:44:52.460
go what the fuck is that i go back and forth to where i go i go back and forth with his shenanigans
01:45:00.380
where he's so crazy i call that shooting your shot like right there that is yeah he's like toad ain't
01:45:07.340
doing shit hey i'm gonna be with you i think i think that's the type of line that successfully
01:45:12.140
picks up benzo barbie oh yeah she's just like yeah yeah you want to be my stepdad with toad shenanigans
01:45:19.420
i go back and forth there's points where he's like so crazy and it's like i think it's all made
01:45:23.260
up it's all bush and there's times where you'll do something crazy where i'm like well maybe this
01:45:27.580
is crazy so i guess that kind of makes all the other crazy stuff make sense too i know i'm still
01:45:32.140
trying to wrap my head around the enigma that is toad it just doesn't make any sense that he would
01:45:36.540
fucking bust a capillary the first time he orgasms like and and like as if busting a capillary in your
01:45:42.220
leg just means that it's it's a wound that propels blood to the floor like what yeah like yeah yeah
01:45:49.020
i don't get it it was it was like the the blood vessel like rerouted itself like right out of my
01:45:53.580
leg it was like a fountain of blood what blood vessel from where i can't i can't believe that
01:45:58.940
your femoral artery tried to commit suicide not the femoral artery how hard did you come
01:46:05.900
blood pressure within his leg to force a capillary to the surface to burst this is
01:46:10.860
bullshit i'm sorry this sounds medically retarded i mean i'm not a doctor it absolutely happened but
01:46:15.420
yeah by the way where did the uh where did the y'all are y'all are clay you're a little bit older so
01:46:20.780
you watch the like the old like pornos was the steps like brother stepsister stepmom it wasn't a
01:46:25.660
thing until about six years ago and then it became everything it's all jewish shit bro i forget how young
01:46:31.340
you are cole i could have told you that i'm not even that old so yeah well i'm gonna go to the oldest
01:46:35.740
one here did you have to tell your mom did you have to tell your mom you were bleeding did you have to
01:46:39.900
then like ma oh did i have to do that yeah yeah so with the hard hard day she's like is it hard
01:46:46.380
is it soft i'm not gonna tell anymore i just like yeah i just like to think that her mom was just like
01:46:50.620
this is a uh fill in your last name uh man thing that happens every time of their first come and she
01:46:57.020
says this is like this is a tradition as old as this is a toad tradition it's like when a girl gets
01:47:04.860
her first period dude what if you're a hermaphrodite what if you fucking bled what if you hit puberty and
01:47:09.500
like bled and came at the same time yeah toad be in hermaphrodite tracks yeah i have that blood
01:47:14.540
vessel uh like do you have a pussy bro in my thigh yeah yeah it looks like he runs out of breath
01:47:19.180
it's a it's a it's a capillus capillus all right yeah what did your dad say about it toad did you
01:47:26.620
tell your dad i don't think he knew i don't think he was home you didn't tell him after how long
01:47:32.220
before you jerked off again no no no i i i want to say porn changes quick now i did a bit in 2020 but it's
01:47:38.460
way folk it was it's like she did porn in 2020 is that what i don't understand what i'm gonna go
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wait what the fuck it's either porn or comedy that's that's a real shit right right as this
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this step porn shit started to take off i dated my stepsister oh that's so like like the the
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correlation between porn and my personal life yeah like i felt i felt like i was the only one actually
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living the dream though that's oh my god wait so what laney said that that he does he did porn are
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we going to try to look for this or yeah i'll try i'll try yeah like what that's next show stuff and
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we can i'll probably see also i also clint just dropped a bomb on us too this is perfect i don't
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want to answer any questions so i'm glad that no one's saying shit i'm sitting here thinking what
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do i even say i'm just clint fucked his stepsister like he did i almost asked did you fuck your
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stepsister then i realized well what a weird question ask someone like that if there's ever
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a time not to kiss and tell that's it so i think it's i think that's a good place to wrap it to be
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honest come back next week because clint's coming back to the family reunion the same way like i'll think
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about what i what portions of it i want to tell tomorrow or next week you can't put a stepsister next to
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clint because he's going to fuck anybody in his sight she just she just fell asleep next to me
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you hear the music that's the rap music that's right it's time for talking towers everybody
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shut up see you later bye guys catch you next week
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oh you guys love this episode this was crazy today right so i just want to say first of all uh playboy
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when you have we or some of these other ones it's like watching toads better off dead rather than just
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watching the tower gang so we're glad you're here okay rumble we had over 60 views tonight youtube
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gonna start trying to push people to rumble and twitter maybe uh do that okay where have our guys
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been lately no i'm not muted i'm not fuck you all uh toad is a spokesman for javier mille so check him out
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bertman is coming out with an article it's dropping tomorrow so check on that of course we have clint of the uh
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uh liberty lockdown uh yeah sorry clint of the liberty lockdown show uh it's he's killing it over
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there he had over sick almost 60 000 views over there on the um the best political show with luke
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all right we're done it's the tower power hour slide to the tower power hour no way jose liberty
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