Tower Gang - Ep 156 - YEAH

00:00:00.000 I feel like we're going off half-cocked here.

00:00:19.400 I'm talking about, you gotta start with, like, the face, the ears, the neck, you know what I mean?

00:00:23.700 You gotta work it slow. 0.85

00:00:25.360 It's all about foreplay, man, and then eventually you're gonna work your way to the titties,

00:00:28.920 which are not full of milk at this point yet, which is unfortunate.

00:00:32.520 But that's what you're gonna do.

00:00:36.120 You work your way all the way down.

00:00:37.920 Well, alright, well, the key is here, you want to do it slow, right?

00:00:42.720 So once you get down, you know, you might work the stomach a little bit, 0.99

00:00:46.620 but then you want to skip the pussy, skip all the way down, start low with the feet. 1.00

00:00:53.120 I think you want to work your way up the legs. 1.00

00:00:54.920 You want to keep skipping the pussy, because you want to keep her guessing, man. 1.00

00:00:58.120 You want to build that anticipation, skip it. 1.00

00:01:01.220 Maybe even, like, give it a little, like, sniff in there.

00:01:03.720 Give it a little whiff, you know what I mean?

00:01:05.220 So she might, and then, but then back away.

00:01:07.220 So she might even think, like, oh, man. 1.00

00:01:09.220 Like, does my pussy smell bad? I don't even know. 1.00

00:01:12.020 Is he even gonna go in at this point? I don't know.

00:01:13.720 You gotta, you gotta just build that anticipation at such a degree.

00:01:19.320 Then once you finally get in there, man, then, then it's go time.

00:01:22.820 Yeah, then it's gonna happen.

00:01:24.820 She's gonna explode. 1.00

00:01:26.820 It's Kawa Gang Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:01:39.920 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:01:43.020 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby. 1.00

00:01:45.020 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's... 1.00

00:01:49.020 ...mussy? 1.00

00:01:50.020 Yeah, mussy. 1.00

00:01:51.020 You want to kill me, or you want to give me a bone? 1.00

00:01:53.020 I don't know. 1.00

00:01:54.020 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny. 1.00

00:01:57.020 It means I'm horny. 1.00

00:01:58.020 No, woe is me, I'm retarded. 0.99

00:02:01.020 Have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in, and then do that shit where they're like, 0.99

00:02:04.620 Whoa! 0.99

00:02:05.620 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. 1.00

00:02:08.620 I was watching it and jerking off. 1.00

00:02:11.620 And... 0.99

00:02:12.620 ...and...

00:02:13.620 ...and...

00:02:14.620 ...toads on fire!

00:02:16.620 She was a 10 in real life.

00:02:18.120 She's like a dead 8.

00:02:21.620 Lewis, you're like a brother to me.

00:02:23.120 Donald Trump, come on, Tower Gang.

00:02:25.120 That is fun.

00:02:25.620 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00

00:02:28.220 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:02:35.220 That's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:02:37.020 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:02:41.020 Wednesday night, you know what that means, it's time to skip the pussy. 1.00

00:02:44.620 The Toad way of getting bitches. 1.00

00:02:47.220 Welcome everybody to Tower Gang. 0.98

00:02:49.220 God bless.

00:02:50.220 Toads is in the building. 1.00

00:02:51.220 The fucking... 1.00

00:02:52.220 The bachelor extraordinary. 1.00

00:02:54.220 Dude, I've been skipping pussy for 38 years. 1.00

00:02:56.820 I know. 1.00

00:02:59.820 That's what I love about it.

00:03:00.820 That's what I love about it, because I didn't even realize until listening back how many 1.00

00:03:03.820 times you say you skip over the pussy. 1.00

00:03:06.420 I was like, this is the problem! 1.00

00:03:08.420 Toad just building anticipation.

00:03:10.420 It's just...

00:03:11.420 Just four decades of anticipation building. 0.99

00:03:14.420 She's gonna fucking explode, alright? 1.00

00:03:15.420 Dude, it's still... 0.99

00:03:16.420 It's still so funny to me, because it's like...

00:03:18.420 He just gives... 0.80

00:03:19.420 It's all foreplay, and then he's like, sex just happens after that.

00:03:21.420 Like, it's just...

00:03:22.420 It's just like...

00:03:23.420 The whole thing...

00:03:24.420 There's so much buildup, he's like, and then also...

00:03:27.020 It's how he ends.

00:03:28.020 I can't get over...

00:03:30.020 I can't get over the...

00:03:32.020 Yeah.

00:03:33.020 At the end.

00:03:34.020 Like, he had to just finish it off.

00:03:35.020 She's gonna explode. 1.00

00:03:36.020 Yeah.

00:03:37.020 Yeah.

00:03:38.020 Where does this come from?

00:03:39.020 Where does it come from, Tony?

00:03:41.020 You know where it comes from? 0.99

00:03:42.020 He has thought about that for fucking decades. 0.99

00:03:45.020 That's where it comes from. 0.99

00:03:47.020 I think when he does it, he will make her come. 1.00

00:03:49.020 But the funny thing is, he also has thought about the actual sex part, and that's how 0.58

00:03:53.220 long it does last.

00:03:54.220 It's like, she'll explode, and then he explodes.

00:03:56.220 Like, it literally is...

00:03:57.220 He's gonna do all the work pre-hand, get in there, immediately busts.

00:04:00.820 And then, like, immediately he's done.

00:04:02.220 And it's like...

00:04:03.220 That's the whole point.

00:04:04.220 Is that gonna last long?

00:04:05.220 That's genius.

00:04:06.220 Build that anticipation, like, crazy.

00:04:08.220 Get her like... 1.00

00:04:09.220 And then you fucking... 1.00

00:04:10.220 It doesn't take long for her to fucking come at that point. 1.00

00:04:11.820 There's other ways. 0.99

00:04:12.820 There's ways to last longer.

00:04:14.820 Should we...

00:04:15.820 I mean, what...

00:04:16.820 Let's go around the whole... 1.00

00:04:17.820 He's a fucking novice. 1.00

00:04:18.820 This is genius for starters. 1.00

00:04:20.820 What's your favorite...

00:04:21.820 What's your favorite way to last longer, guys?

00:04:23.820 We'll go around the horn.

00:04:24.820 Giving toad tips.

00:04:25.820 I do the old tried and true, where you just stop.

00:04:29.820 Like, you just let your going, and then you just like...

00:04:33.820 And you pretend you're just like, oh, I'm just letting it, like, feel it.

00:04:37.820 But in my mind, I'm going like, just don't bust.

00:04:40.820 Don't bust.

00:04:41.820 But it's just...

00:04:42.820 And then I go, okay, I'm good.

00:04:43.820 And I start going again.

00:04:44.820 Yeah.

00:04:45.820 You're talking about edging, right?

00:04:46.820 Yeah.

00:04:47.820 Yeah.

00:04:48.820 No, we're not talking about edging.

00:04:49.820 Stop saying yeah, please. 0.99

00:04:50.820 It's fucking so gross. 0.99

00:04:51.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:52.820 Oh, stop that.

00:04:53.820 I have the opposite problem. 0.98

00:04:54.820 I have to try and make myself cum, so I can't... 0.96

00:04:57.820 Yeah, we forgot about this guy. 1.00

00:04:58.820 Yeah, this guy's a fucking liar. 1.00

00:05:00.820 Hold on, this is weird. 1.00

00:05:01.820 I'm not lying. 1.00

00:05:02.820 Sorry, I just love eating pussy so much, I just can't even get to sex. 1.00

00:05:05.820 I just love... 1.00

00:05:06.820 That's what it looks like.

00:05:08.820 And I come exactly when she wants me to.

00:05:11.820 That's when I come.

00:05:12.820 Yeah.

00:05:13.820 That does help though.

00:05:14.820 If the girl tells me that she wants me to come, that's like, alright, then I can probably

00:05:18.820 do it. 0.97

00:05:19.820 After her third orgasm in a row, that's when I finally think about coming. 1.00

00:05:22.820 His other thing was like, yeah, yeah, sometimes if I'm sleeping with a bitch, I'll just sleep 1.00

00:05:27.820 rape her or something like that. 1.00

00:05:29.820 Didn't he say that at one point? 1.00

00:05:30.820 I have sex omnia, for real. 0.96

00:05:32.820 Sex omnia. 0.98

00:05:33.820 Sex omnia.

00:05:34.820 It's a thing.

00:05:35.820 And he sleeps most of the day.

00:05:37.820 Yeah.

00:05:38.820 He's 18 hours just a second.

00:05:41.820 I'm never accountable for my actions.

00:05:43.820 I'm a dangerous rapist about half of my life because I sleep half the time.

00:05:47.820 It's also why he doesn't get rest from sleep.

00:05:49.820 He's literally just...

00:05:50.820 He's in an intense workout. 0.99

00:05:52.820 This is why I need to sleep so much because when you're sleeping but you're also fucking, 0.99

00:05:58.820 you've got to sleep extra. 0.99

00:05:59.820 Your body doesn't get the rest it needs.

00:06:02.820 It's always on edge.

00:06:04.820 You said something like, you would go down on your girlfriends fully asleep.

00:06:08.820 Just go down on them.

00:06:10.820 Yep.

00:06:11.820 But the way they would know...

00:06:12.820 Wake up and be like, did I eat sushi in my sleep? 0.99

00:06:14.820 What the fuck's going on? 1.00

00:06:15.820 The way they would know that I was asleep is that I would miss the pussy by a lot. 1.00

00:06:19.820 I was doing toe foreplay. 1.00

00:06:20.820 Skip it.

00:06:21.820 Skip it. 1.00

00:06:22.820 I just kept skipping the pussy. 1.00

00:06:23.820 You start with the feet. 1.00

00:06:24.820 No, I would hit the fucking inside of their knees. 1.00

00:06:27.820 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:06:28.820 No, you don't.

00:06:29.820 You just meant that.

00:06:30.820 Yeah, like wherever my...

00:06:32.820 Because I'm asleep.

00:06:33.820 So wherever it feels warm and there's any sort of crevasse, I'm like, this is it.

00:06:38.820 I'm here.

00:06:39.820 Your subconscious plays the toad game.

00:06:41.820 Yeah.

00:06:42.820 A little anticipation.

00:06:43.820 She has a pimple on her lower thigh and you're just going like, that's the Clint right

00:06:46.820 there.

00:06:47.820 I got it.

00:06:48.820 A little man in the boat.

00:06:49.820 A little man in the boat.

00:06:50.820 Let's go.

00:06:51.820 If you sleep rape somebody, can you even be convicted of it? 1.00

00:06:53.820 Yeah, you idiot. 1.00

00:06:54.820 I'm about to find out. 1.00

00:06:55.820 You didn't even know who was going to.

00:06:57.820 I know who's going to sleep with the... 0.99

00:06:58.820 I hope not.

00:06:59.820 We all have to sleep with Clint one night in Georgia.

00:07:01.820 I wake up and finger my wife. 1.00

00:07:02.820 Just to see if he tries to fuck us in the middle of the night. 1.00

00:07:05.820 That's a strange one. 1.00

00:07:06.820 My wife would be really mad if I woke her up fingering her. 1.00

00:07:10.820 If you smell good, you cannot sleep next to me.

00:07:13.820 I've had girlfriends that were not like my girlfriend that would spend the night and

00:07:17.820 I'd be like, yo, if you sleep in my bed, anything's possible.

00:07:23.820 So please, please don't.

00:07:24.820 This is coming off the heels of, so I'm going to be on a Clint and Luke show on Friday with

00:07:30.820 David.

00:07:31.820 And he said, hey, you could totally stay at my house.

00:07:34.820 And I'm so glad.

00:07:35.820 I was like, I think I'll take a hotel.

00:07:36.820 I only got one bed, but we could, we could just boot up like this.

00:07:41.820 When it was going to be you and David, I was like, all right, we'll be all right.

00:07:45.820 But then you said your wives are coming. 0.96

00:07:46.820 I'm like, nope, you got to get a hotel. 1.00

00:07:48.820 I will fuck everybody. 1.00

00:07:52.820 Don't, don't you bring them around me. 1.00

00:07:54.820 Clint can't not fuck when it is vicinity. 1.00

00:07:56.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:57.820 It's a real problem, dude.

00:07:58.820 I have the opposite problem of you. 1.00

00:08:01.820 You can't fuck. 1.00

00:08:02.820 I can't not fuck. 1.00

00:08:03.820 Jose, how do you not bust whenever you're... 1.00

00:08:05.820 The Kegel move is a good move. 1.00

00:08:07.820 The kind of like, just, just throw off my rhythm, my fuck rhythm. 0.99

00:08:10.820 That'll, that'll help. 0.98

00:08:11.820 Like, cause like a lot of it's like being in that rhythm and then like, once I'm like,

00:08:15.820 then kind of like, then just change the rhythm a little bit.

00:08:17.820 How do you, like, I play it off like, oh, I'm just changing the tempo. 0.99

00:08:20.820 I don't know how, I just can't imagine you stopping gorilla fucking. 0.99

00:08:23.820 Like, you're going hard. 0.99

00:08:24.820 Like, and like, you're literally just a train in motion.

00:08:27.820 There's no brakes. 1.00

00:08:28.820 You don't straight gorilla fuck. 1.00

00:08:29.820 You got to have like, do intervals of gorilla fucking. 1.00

00:08:32.820 Cause you can't just the whole time. 0.99

00:08:33.820 Wow.

00:08:34.820 That doesn't sound, that doesn't sound very elite, Jose.

00:08:36.820 Yeah.

00:08:37.820 You might need to work on your cardio. 0.99

00:08:39.820 Clint is a type of nigga to be able to just gorilla fuck the whole time, right? 1.00

00:08:43.820 You just, it doesn't matter, right? 1.00

00:08:45.820 No, no, no. 0.99

00:08:46.820 I look, I'm, I'm definitely not in good enough shape to gorilla fuck the entire time. 0.99

00:08:49.820 I need to take breaks, but I don't need to take breaks because I'm about to come. 0.98

00:08:52.820 I just pretend like that's the reason that I'm taking a break.

00:08:54.820 I go.

00:08:55.820 You're so tight.

00:08:56.820 You're so tight.

00:08:57.820 I'm like, I'm like, I'm like really just trying to catch my breath.

00:09:01.820 Clint's trying to flex.

00:09:02.820 It's really just that he can't get in that rhythm.

00:09:04.820 He's not athletic enough. 1.00

00:09:05.820 Then he goes fuck the shit. 1.00

00:09:06.820 Now I'm tired. 1.00

00:09:07.820 That's why I can't come.

00:09:08.820 I just, I gasp before I orgasm.

00:09:11.820 You gasp. 0.87

00:09:12.820 You have old knees and like you can't get any.

00:09:15.820 Top, you never gave your, you had to give your non-busting message.

00:09:18.820 Oh, non-busting.

00:09:19.820 It's easy.

00:09:20.820 This, and this is probably the best advice you're going to get here, Toad.

00:09:23.820 Change positions.

00:09:24.820 That's it.

00:09:25.820 Oh, that's good.

00:09:26.820 It's a reset.

00:09:27.820 It's a, it's a complete reset.

00:09:28.820 You got to go.

00:09:29.820 And then, and you could even take a second.

00:09:30.820 You'd be like, no, no, no.

00:09:31.820 You go over here like this.

00:09:32.820 It's been, or not like that.

00:09:33.820 Not like that.

00:09:34.820 And then you're like, I'm good.

00:09:35.820 And then you're back in.

00:09:36.820 And also the, the different position takes like, maybe you're having pressure at the top

00:09:40.820 and that's like, oh, that's it.

00:09:41.820 Maybe you switch to a position where you're having pressure on the bottom.

00:09:43.820 You know what I'm saying?

00:09:44.820 I'll say position change, position shift.

00:09:46.820 I pull a lot is to just drop down and go down on them.

00:09:49.820 I wish we could just record.

00:09:50.820 Yeah.

00:09:51.820 I wish we could just hear, guys, did you hear Toad saying?

00:09:54.820 Yeah.

00:09:55.820 Uh huh.

00:09:56.820 As I'm giving you advice, you're going, like you're trying to cut in as I'm giving you advice

00:09:59.820 on something you've never done before.

00:10:01.820 No, I'm just, I'm acknowledging it.

00:10:02.820 But what I'm thinking is that.

00:10:04.820 But disagreeing.

00:10:05.820 He's like, you're all wrong.

00:10:06.820 I know better.

00:10:07.820 I'm not disagreeing, but I think I have like tried and true methods here because like, 0.99

00:10:14.820 what the fuck? 0.98

00:10:15.820 They are not tried. 1.00

00:10:16.820 They are not tried.

00:10:17.820 They are not tried. 1.00

00:10:18.820 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:10:19.820 Because when you're out in public, like you might have like a really- 1.00

00:10:23.820 Yeah, I'm not trying it out in public. 1.00

00:10:25.820 You might have like a seriously public boner and you need to conceal that shit. 1.00

00:10:31.820 Somehow you gotta get rid of that boner. 1.00

00:10:32.820 It's like fucking down boy. 1.00

00:10:34.820 You just, you just- 0.99

00:10:35.820 You know what I mean? 0.79

00:10:36.820 You don't jerk off when you're in public. 0.89

00:10:37.820 What are you talking about? 0.97

00:10:38.820 What? 0.59

00:10:39.820 When we're having sex- 0.99

00:10:40.820 Go ahead, Tony. 1.00

00:10:41.820 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:10:42.820 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 1.00

00:10:43.820 We're not trying to like get rid of our boner. 0.99

00:10:45.820 We're just trying not to cum. 0.98

00:10:46.820 That's two totally different things. 0.66

00:10:48.820 No, no, no, no. 1.00

00:10:49.820 He can't wrap his head around the concept of like having to fuck and then being like, 1.00

00:10:52.820 oh shit, I'm gonna nut. 1.00

00:10:53.820 I gotta, I gotta slow down. 1.00

00:10:54.820 Like that is, like he's having a hard time processing that.

00:10:56.820 No, no, no.

00:10:57.820 Delaying gratification. 0.96

00:10:58.820 So he's trying to equate it like, oh yeah, sometimes when I jerk off, I'm hard in public, 0.99

00:11:01.820 I have to jerk off. 0.99

00:11:02.820 The same, the same technique will work and it is, you think about like this ugly like old 1.00

00:11:07.820 bitch, like fucking Rose from Titanic or some shit. 1.00

00:11:09.820 It doesn't work. 1.00

00:11:10.820 It works for me.

00:11:11.820 No, that doesn't work. 1.00

00:11:12.820 That stupid baseball thinking of your grandma shit doesn't work. 1.00

00:11:15.820 It just makes it harder. 1.00

00:11:16.820 Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you guys. 0.99

00:11:18.820 I don't even know what the fuck Tony is talking about. 0.97

00:11:20.820 I don't either. 0.99

00:11:21.820 No, he's equating, he's equating getting rid of boners as being a similar thing.

00:11:25.820 I am.

00:11:26.820 To not coming.

00:11:27.820 Like that's what.

00:11:28.820 No, no, no.

00:11:29.820 Also what he's saying is.

00:11:30.820 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:11:31.820 So when you have a boner in public, you feel like you're in danger of coming?

00:11:35.820 So.

00:11:36.820 So.

00:11:37.820 Yeah.

00:11:38.820 Did I understand this?

00:11:42.820 Yes.

00:11:43.820 Why, why do you feel like you're in danger of coming in public?

00:11:46.820 That is a logical conclusion, Clint.

00:11:48.820 Yeah.

00:11:49.820 In danger of coming is the title of this episode, by the way.

00:11:51.820 Please, please.

00:11:52.820 Everyone be quiet and allow Toad to answer me. 1.00

00:11:54.820 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:11:55.820 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:11:56.820 Who gets the people going? 1.00

00:11:58.820 I'm at the very least in danger of people like seeing my boner. 1.00

00:12:02.820 So I got, you gotta stifle that shit. 1.00

00:12:05.820 So yeah. 1.00

00:12:06.820 But you just uptuck. 1.00

00:12:07.820 You don't fucking cum. 1.00

00:12:08.820 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:12:09.820 No.

00:12:10.820 I have like seriously good control over, I have seriously good like boner control.

00:12:14.820 Please.

00:12:15.820 Wait, wait, wait.

00:12:16.820 You can make yourself not have a boner?

00:12:17.820 Yeah.

00:12:18.820 Code, how do you connect these two concepts we're talking about?

00:12:20.820 How are these connected? 0.99

00:12:21.820 Why do you look like you're like jerking two dicks off into your own face? 0.99

00:12:23.820 He's like, how would you, how do you do this? 0.99

00:12:25.820 That's what you think of when you're trying not to get a boner, right? 0.99

00:12:27.820 Is that what you're jerking dudes off? 0.99

00:12:29.820 You're jerking dudes off. 1.00

00:12:30.820 I think about like my grandfather's whore, second wife. 1.00

00:12:33.820 No, here's why I think he's doing it. 1.00

00:12:35.820 Because if I was Cole, the tactic I would use is I would just imagine Toad jerking off

00:12:41.820 in the corner.

00:12:42.820 Yeah.

00:12:43.820 He's right there.

00:12:44.820 Since you've already seen it, you know what it feels like.

00:12:46.820 He's unfazed though.

00:12:47.820 He's a champion.

00:12:48.820 Toad's a champion.

00:12:49.820 The thing is, Toad is just spewing out what he's heard from movies and that was like

00:12:54.820 the movie line.

00:12:55.820 Now I'm not lying.

00:12:56.820 The movie line was like, oh, you're about to just think of baseball and you'll last longer.

00:13:00.820 That was literally, or think of your grandma, you'll last longer.

00:13:03.820 That literally was the movie line for like, it doesn't work at all.

00:13:06.820 Dude, do you ever think, you ever almost bust and then you think about your grandma and then

00:13:10.820 you bust harder than you ever have in your life?

00:13:12.820 No, not once.

00:13:13.820 Never, not once.

00:13:14.820 Oh, just me.

00:13:15.820 Oh, just me.

00:13:16.820 Okay.

00:13:17.820 That's the reasoning why I don't do that. 0.99

00:13:18.820 Because I am like concerned that's when I'm going to be like, oh shit. 1.00

00:13:21.820 Because now you're just associating that concept in your head with my dick feels awesome. 1.00

00:13:25.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:13:26.820 Maybe.

00:13:27.820 Every time you see your grandma, you get a boner. 0.96

00:13:31.820 Just at the cemetery, just with a boner. 0.93

00:13:33.820 Like, I can't quit you grandma.

00:13:36.820 Just rub one out for grandma on her grave.

00:13:39.820 Grandma with that grippy.

00:13:42.820 Oh.

00:13:43.820 Grandma grippy.

00:13:44.820 That's the title episode.

00:13:45.820 That's the title right there.

00:13:47.820 That's the story.

00:13:48.820 My grandma had nine kids on my mom's side. 0.99

00:13:51.820 Nine kids.

00:13:52.820 And it's like-

00:13:53.820 And she still kept that grippy?

00:13:54.820 Unbelievable.

00:13:55.820 Probably not.

00:13:56.820 No, but the ninth baby just fell out.

00:13:58.820 She had it in the bathtub.

00:13:59.820 She was like, name it Miriam.

00:14:00.820 I don't know.

00:14:01.820 Put it over there.

00:14:02.820 The rest.

00:14:03.820 But like, now I'm thinking about it. 0.99

00:14:04.820 It's fucked up because it's grandma and you just think nine kids, right? 0.97

00:14:07.820 But that means that like, ah, what was your grandma doing? 0.99

00:14:10.820 What were they into? 1.00

00:14:11.820 Fucking- 1.00

00:14:12.820 They were. 1.00

00:14:13.820 It's crazy.

00:14:14.820 Raw dog all day, every day.

00:14:16.820 She was Catholic, right?

00:14:17.820 So that's-

00:14:18.820 It is weird. 0.98

00:14:19.820 It is weird to think about how like, like really devoutly religious bitches that have like 1.00

00:14:23.820 10 kids just be getting fucking raw dogged and blasted constantly. 0.99

00:14:26.820 Phillip Rivers. 0.99

00:14:27.820 Phillip Rivers.

00:14:28.820 He has like 11 kids.

00:14:29.820 Right.

00:14:30.820 Or maybe more.

00:14:31.820 I think he has 12 kids now.

00:14:32.820 With one, yeah.

00:14:33.820 And she's like, they're from where I live.

00:14:35.820 Uh, that's like where he's like around like where I live.

00:14:38.820 And so like-

00:14:39.820 He used to live-

00:14:40.820 He used to live a couple miles from me in San Diego.

00:14:42.820 Yeah, dude.

00:14:43.820 Like he was probably- 1.00

00:14:44.820 I could hear him fucking his wife. 1.00

00:14:45.820 Yeah, dude. 1.00

00:14:46.820 Clint fucked his wife, actually. 1.00

00:14:47.820 Dude, he literally has like 12 kids. 1.00

00:14:49.820 He just doesn't pull out.

00:14:50.820 And he's just like-

00:14:51.820 And like, I think it was one of his linemen was like, hey man, pull out.

00:14:55.820 You're pulling-

00:14:56.820 Slow it down, man.

00:14:58.820 Dude, if you made-

00:15:00.820 Pull out of what?

00:15:01.820 The pocket?

00:15:02.820 Jesus.

00:15:03.820 Yeah, you don't even know.

00:15:04.820 If you made 150, 200 million dollars as an NFL quarterback, why not have 12 kids? 1.00

00:15:08.820 Fuck it. 1.00

00:15:09.820 Because it's a responsibility, Clint. 1.00

00:15:10.820 He has no idea.

00:15:11.820 It's insane.

00:15:12.820 Why not have 12 kids?

00:15:13.820 No, not really.

00:15:14.820 You've got 150 million dollars.

00:15:15.820 You can hire help.

00:15:16.820 And this is the difference.

00:15:17.820 I guess, yeah.

00:15:18.820 So like all NFL children have like 50 kids, but the white NFL players have them with one 0.73

00:15:23.820 woman and the black NFL players have them with like 20 women. 1.00

00:15:26.820 That's true though, because Tyreek Hill just had a thing.

00:15:29.820 He has, this year alone, I think it was, was it seven?

00:15:32.820 Three kids.

00:15:33.820 Sorry, three kids.

00:15:34.820 Three kids in one year.

00:15:35.820 Three kids with three different women. 0.80

00:15:36.820 And he got married a month ago.

00:15:37.820 To a different women.

00:15:38.820 Antonio Cromartie has, I think the same amount of kids as Phillip Rivers, but with like nine

00:15:43.820 women. 0.81

00:15:44.820 It's, I can't imagine.

00:15:46.820 Travis Henry.

00:15:47.820 Dude, if I was making millions, that's totally what I'd do.

00:15:49.820 Get a woman who wants to have a ton of kids. 1.00

00:15:50.820 It's just like, it's such a great scam to fuck constantly. 1.00

00:15:53.820 Cause now you have an objective to add to it. 1.00

00:15:55.820 You're always going to want to fuck. 1.00

00:15:56.820 I mean, also now you have, kids are awesome. 1.00

00:15:59.820 Honestly.

00:16:00.820 I love kids. 1.00

00:16:01.820 If I had millions of dollars, it'd be like, this shit's easy. 1.00

00:16:03.820 We need to have Antonio Cromartie. 1.00

00:16:04.820 I think it just said 14 kids.

00:16:05.820 We need to have Antonio Cromartie versus Phillip Rivers, like family teams.

00:16:11.820 And they just play each other because they can both feel the pull.

00:16:13.820 Cromartie's when they're black. 1.00

00:16:14.820 They got the extra bone in their leg.

00:16:16.820 He had four more kids after he had a vasectomy. 1.00

00:16:20.820 His dick is too powerful for surgery, bro. 1.00

00:16:27.820 Dude, Cromartie. 1.00

00:16:28.820 Honestly, at that point, I don't even blame him.

00:16:31.820 Like, I'm like, dude, it was, it was not your fault.

00:16:33.820 Yo, he hit 10 and he was like, all right, all right.

00:16:35.820 This is wild. 1.00

00:16:36.820 Like, fuck it. 1.00

00:16:37.820 Chop, chop my shit. 1.00

00:16:38.820 We're done. 1.00

00:16:39.820 And then he's like, four more.

00:16:41.820 With different girls every time? 0.95

00:16:43.820 That's what you're saying? 1.00

00:16:44.820 Like, these are just old different bitches, too? 1.00

00:16:45.820 With Cromartie. 0.98

00:16:46.820 Yeah, no, I think it's, I think we'll, now that he's got 14, it's probably 11 women.

00:16:49.820 I'm guessing.

00:16:50.820 No, that sounds awful.

00:16:51.820 That sounds like a living nightmare.

00:16:52.820 Like, knocking up a bajillion kids. 1.00

00:16:53.820 That sounds like dumb people shit. 1.00

00:16:54.820 That's also true. 1.00

00:16:55.820 Josh Smith also needs to pull out.

00:16:57.820 Josh Smith. 0.95

00:16:58.820 You know, after hanging out with Josh at enough conventions and shit, I can totally understand 0.98

00:17:02.820 why he's got so many kids. 0.99

00:17:03.820 He's got that black energy.

00:17:04.820 You know what I mean?

00:17:05.820 He does.

00:17:06.820 He does have black energy.

00:17:07.820 Also, he's probably through a lot of stress and that's how he gets it.

00:17:10.820 He just comes his stress out.

00:17:11.820 Yeah.

00:17:12.820 And he's just like, I have to put it somewhere.

00:17:13.820 I bet you he refuses to wear a condom, too, so.

00:17:15.820 Oh, yeah.

00:17:16.820 I refuse to wear a condom.

00:17:17.820 Wait.

00:17:18.820 We all refuse to wear a condom, right?

00:17:19.820 Do you wear a condom?

00:17:20.820 Your wife makes you wear a condom? 1.00

00:17:21.820 No, no.

00:17:22.820 Absolutely not. 0.85

00:17:23.820 Oh, his wife makes him wear a condom. 1.00

00:17:24.820 That's me. 0.95

00:17:25.820 Yeah.

00:17:26.820 No.

00:17:27.820 I had one of my best friends, actually. 0.96

00:17:28.820 He was fucking married and they were still like seven, eight years into their marriage 0.99

00:17:33.820 still wearing condoms. 1.00

00:17:34.820 Oh, weird. 1.00

00:17:35.820 I was like, dude, you should just kill yourself. 1.00

00:17:37.820 Like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:17:38.820 We've been using the rhythm method forever. 0.99

00:17:39.820 Just a pull out method.

00:17:40.820 And we have the two kids.

00:17:42.820 My youngest is 10.

00:17:43.820 And like, we've had one scare, I think.

00:17:46.820 You know what's funny?

00:17:47.820 We invited someone here to watch this show and it's like, well, what's the show about?

00:17:51.820 And I'm like, you tell me.

00:17:53.820 We're discussing menstrual cycles right now.

00:17:55.820 We have this.

00:17:56.820 What's going on?

00:17:57.820 This is what we do, bro.

00:17:58.820 Don't even sweat it.

00:17:59.820 It's very strange.

00:18:00.820 It's very strange.

00:18:01.820 By the way, a hint on who it is.

00:18:03.820 It rhymes with sashimi. 0.99

00:18:05.820 So it's like a fucking sushi. 0.99

00:18:08.820 What rhymes with sashimi? 1.00

00:18:09.820 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:18:11.820 Does anything rhyme with sashimi? 0.99

00:18:12.820 No one's going to get that.

00:18:13.820 No one's going to get that.

00:18:14.820 But anyways, you guys want to do mailbag?

00:18:16.820 Let's do mailbag. 0.99

00:18:17.820 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:18:19.820 All right. 1.00

00:18:22.820 AOC D's. 0.99

00:18:25.820 I guess he's talking about AOC's titties. 0.98

00:18:27.820 I don't know. 0.98

00:18:28.820 Tower Gang Pod.

00:18:29.820 What was the worst gift you've received from an ex or a family member you don't like?

00:18:33.820 Ugh.

00:18:34.820 I don't know. 1.00

00:18:35.820 I don't keep track of this bullshit, to be honest. 0.99

00:18:36.820 We're going to throw people under the bus here? 1.00

00:18:38.820 What's going on?

00:18:39.820 Honestly, I can't even...

00:18:41.820 I honestly have never been one to care about presents. 0.99

00:18:43.820 I can't recall shit. 0.98

00:18:44.820 My in-laws once gave me women's socks. 0.99

00:18:49.820 I literally got like women's fluffy socks.

00:18:51.820 And I was like, these are for women.

00:18:53.820 And they're like, oh, whoops.

00:18:54.820 And so they took them back.

00:18:56.820 I mean, there was also my retarded aunt. 0.99

00:18:59.820 I think just draws me art like all the time.

00:19:02.820 The burp in between is so good. 0.97

00:19:04.820 My retarded aunt. 0.99

00:19:06.820 She draws you retarded art? 1.00

00:19:09.820 Is that what you're saying? 1.00

00:19:10.820 All the time, dude.

00:19:11.820 All the time, dude.

00:19:12.820 It's constant though.

00:19:13.820 Cole is so cultured. 0.99

00:19:14.820 Cole, if you had any brain cells to fucking rub together, I'd be like, how could we feed 0.99

00:19:19.820 the Tower Gang Instagram? 1.00

00:19:21.820 Just take pictures of your fucking aunt's artwork and post it up with no capture. 1.00

00:19:25.820 We should sell retard aunt NFTs. 1.00

00:19:28.820 What the fuck? 1.00

00:19:31.820 But it's like not even... 0.99

00:19:33.820 Can you get us one now?

00:19:35.820 Is there one by you now?

00:19:36.820 I'm like super... 1.00

00:19:38.820 She gives us shit all the time. 1.00

00:19:40.820 No, no, no, no. 1.00

00:19:41.820 No, Liz just dropped in the chat that fucking her mother-in-law tried to give her Cole's 1.00

00:19:46.820 baby's teeth. 1.00

00:19:47.820 Yeah.

00:19:48.820 I want one of Cole's baby's teeth.

00:19:49.820 I think we should all get Cole baby teeth necklaces.

00:19:52.820 That would be adorable.

00:19:53.820 As a gift?

00:19:54.820 No, it's like a group gift.

00:19:56.820 I don't know if she got it as a gift, but my mom has all my baby teeth. 1.00

00:20:00.820 What do you mean tried to?

00:20:01.820 What does she mean tried to?

00:20:02.820 Elizabeth was like, I don't want that. 0.99

00:20:04.820 I love it.

00:20:05.820 By the way.

00:20:06.820 You keep it.

00:20:07.820 We would look like we were like some New Orleans cult.

00:20:09.820 Yeah.

00:20:10.820 All wearing teeth.

00:20:11.820 Like voodoo. 0.74

00:20:12.820 There was a rift.

00:20:13.820 There was a rift.

00:20:14.820 I still want it.

00:20:15.820 I want one of Cole's baby's teeth.

00:20:17.820 You can probably get them.

00:20:19.820 Very strange.

00:20:20.820 I bet she still has them.

00:20:21.820 I bet she still keeps them.

00:20:22.820 There's like a rift in my mom's family because like half of them...

00:20:26.820 Half of them want to see you put down and the other half are trying already.

00:20:33.820 Can we sell your teeth as merch? 0.97

00:20:34.820 Can we sell your teeth as merch? 0.97

00:20:35.820 Half of them wanted to scatter my grandmother's teeth like in the attic of the house that she 1.00

00:20:41.820 used to live in even though somebody else lives in it now.

00:20:44.820 What?

00:20:45.820 Wait, why?

00:20:46.820 The other half did not want that to happen.

00:20:47.820 Why did they want to do that?

00:20:49.820 It's not just you. 1.00

00:20:50.820 It's your entire family that just does shit that I don't understand. 1.00

00:20:53.820 Even though this family... 1.00

00:20:54.820 Even though they're Italian. 1.00

00:20:55.820 That's like if I found teeth in my attic of a house that I just bought, I'd be like, 1.00

00:20:58.820 this shit is haunted. 1.00

00:20:59.820 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:21:00.820 Why the fuck would your family do that? 1.00

00:21:01.820 Haunted. 1.00

00:21:02.820 It was like part of some like voodoo ritual or something even though they're... 1.00

00:21:06.820 Dude, I have no idea. 0.93

00:21:07.820 One of my aunts is crazy. 1.00

00:21:08.820 Dude, your family practicing some Nephilim shit? 1.00

00:21:10.820 Maze. 1.00

00:21:11.820 I swear every day I believe the toad is less and less real.

00:21:14.820 I know.

00:21:15.820 The aunt of mine who wanted to do...

00:21:17.820 I tried to get a cold tooth.

00:21:20.820 He's actually being so... 0.97

00:21:21.820 He walks around trying not to cum. 0.97

00:21:24.820 Dude, he... 1.00

00:21:25.820 That's such a fucking crazy lifestyle. 1.00

00:21:27.820 He's just thinking about like dead grandmas all the time. 1.00

00:21:29.820 Just like...

00:21:30.820 Yeah.

00:21:31.820 Well, the aunt of mine who did that was...

00:21:34.820 The aunt of mine who did that was my grandmother's like ninth kid. 1.00

00:21:38.820 So she probably just like fell out of that pussy like right near the end there. 1.00

00:21:41.820 She... 1.00

00:21:42.820 I don't like how you say that pussy about your aunt. 1.00

00:21:44.820 It's just not... 1.00

00:21:45.820 No, my grandmother. 1.00

00:21:46.820 She probably fell out of that pussy. 1.00

00:21:47.820 It's your grandma. 1.00

00:21:48.820 It's your grandma.

00:21:49.820 So she... 0.98

00:21:50.820 She is like seriously rich.

00:21:52.820 She owns Ellen DeGeneres' home as well. 0.99

00:21:55.820 So there's some Nephilim. 0.94

00:21:56.820 I just don't believe you.

00:21:57.820 She doesn't own Ellen DeGeneres' home. 1.00

00:21:59.820 One person owns it.

00:22:00.820 She owns it now. 0.60

00:22:01.820 She bought it from her.

00:22:02.820 Okay.

00:22:03.820 Okay.

00:22:04.820 I just don't believe you. 1.00

00:22:05.820 Like a lot of the stories that Toad says, they're like usually mundane and stupid, 0.99

00:22:08.820 but then they're colored with fantastical. 0.99

00:22:10.820 You realize that?

00:22:11.820 Every single time.

00:22:12.820 It's all true.

00:22:13.820 Now I don't know what to believe.

00:22:14.820 None of it's true.

00:22:15.820 He makes up everything.

00:22:16.820 He has a plant and he has a hold of money and I'm a little bit terrified.

00:22:19.820 By the way, Toad, did you ever get your 75 grand back?

00:22:23.820 No.

00:22:24.820 Don't get started.

00:22:25.820 Don't get started.

00:22:26.820 Clint, you've been absent from the chat.

00:22:27.820 You've been on some other show that you think is better than this show, but it's not.

00:22:32.820 Toad is telling us about...

00:22:34.820 Pretty successful.

00:22:35.820 I don't know.

00:22:36.820 Besides...

00:22:37.820 Yeah.

00:22:38.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:39.820 That bullshit. 1.00

00:22:40.820 By all standards and metrics. 1.00

00:22:43.820 Listen.

00:22:44.820 By logic. 1.00

00:22:45.820 Will people send your podcast pictures of their dick? 1.00

00:22:48.820 I don't think so. 1.00

00:22:49.820 Fair critique.

00:22:50.820 Fair critique.

00:22:51.820 If you're going to go by loyalty, by fanaticism, we win by loyalty.

00:22:54.820 You know what would be a fair critique?

00:22:56.820 If you had Tower Gang on the front page of Rumble the same way the best political show

00:23:01.820 is on the front page of Rumble and we'll see who gets more viewers.

00:23:04.820 I would love to find out.

00:23:06.820 I would love to. 1.00

00:23:07.820 We could do the best political show and then the stupidest comedy show back to back. 0.97

00:23:11.820 Can you imagine we somehow game the system to outdo the metrics of this show with Luke? 0.98

00:23:16.820 You'd have to do it while I'm not here.

00:23:18.820 So ratings would plummet.

00:23:19.820 So you can't do that.

00:23:20.820 Come on.

00:23:21.820 Alright, what's the next question? 0.93

00:23:22.820 I don't even know what shitty gifts I've got. 0.99

00:23:24.820 Yeah, I've gotten socks and shit from my mom. 1.00

00:23:26.820 I've gotten fucking books. 1.00

00:23:27.820 It's an awful question. 1.00

00:23:28.820 My dad gave me a dating advice thing one time and I was like, nigga, you're single. 0.99

00:23:33.820 Why are you telling me to do shit? 1.00

00:23:35.820 I get bitches. 1.00

00:23:36.820 Shut up. 1.00

00:23:37.820 It's a good question if somebody does have like a crazy like stupid shitty gift or something 1.00

00:23:42.820 like that. 1.00

00:23:43.820 The teeth thing is a great one.

00:23:44.820 I mean, that's a...

00:23:46.820 I wonder how does she present it?

00:23:47.820 It wasn't even for like Christmas though.

00:23:48.820 It was just like, here's Cole's teeth from Baby Teeth.

00:23:51.820 You want them?

00:23:52.820 And she was like, no.

00:23:53.820 He's yours now. 1.00

00:23:54.820 Yeah, she gives her all this shit. 1.00

00:23:57.820 She keeps like everything that I ever did. 1.00

00:23:59.820 Dude, my mom... 1.00

00:24:00.820 I have a weird story.

00:24:01.820 This is the first time Cole pissed into a bucket.

00:24:04.820 I have a weird story that oddly correlates to this.

00:24:07.820 My mom had kept all my baby teeth because apparently she robbed the Tooth Fairy. 1.00

00:24:12.820 I don't know how she got them, but she got them. 0.99

00:24:15.820 So, she reaches out to me when she's moving and she goes, hey, I got a bunch of your shit 0.99

00:24:23.820 from childhood. 0.99

00:24:24.820 Like, you want it?

00:24:25.820 And I was like, I'll swing by and see.

00:24:27.820 I don't know. 0.99

00:24:28.820 And she's just got like a bunch of shit from like elementary school and like preschool 0.98

00:24:31.820 when I was doing art and stuff. 0.99

00:24:33.820 And she's also got my teeth. 0.97

00:24:34.820 And she's like, I don't want all this stuff anymore.

00:24:37.820 Do you want it?

00:24:38.820 And I was like, I'm your first born son and you don't want all of my childhood stuff?

00:24:42.820 And she was like, no. 0.98

00:24:43.820 I was like, well, why the fuck would I want it if you don't want it? 0.99

00:24:46.820 Why would I want my baby teeth? 0.99

00:24:48.820 It's a weird age.

00:24:49.820 So, my parents just moved in...

00:24:50.820 Your tickles more skin.

00:24:51.820 That's so funny.

00:24:55.820 Yo, for real.

00:24:56.820 As a matter of fact, I was at my parents' house and they're still like unpacking because

00:25:00.820 they're kind of like new.

00:25:01.820 And she pulls out and she was like, you want this?

00:25:03.820 And I was like, what is this?

00:25:04.820 Like, it's your umbilical cord.

00:25:05.820 And I was like...

00:25:06.820 No, it's not.

00:25:07.820 Wow.

00:25:08.820 And she's like, yeah, it's all dried up. 0.98

00:25:09.820 And I was like, I said, what the fuck am I going to do with this in my house? 1.00

00:25:11.820 Yo, you should keep that shit. 1.00

00:25:12.820 That's like... 1.00

00:25:13.820 They could probably, once science advances enough, they could like use that to...

00:25:17.820 Clone me?

00:25:18.820 Yeah.

00:25:19.820 Or rejuvenate your current...

00:25:20.820 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:25:21.820 Probably like stem cells and shit in there. 0.98

00:25:22.820 Yeah. 0.99

00:25:23.820 Well, I mean, they're super petrified at this point.

00:25:25.820 Maybe.

00:25:26.820 She defended it with like, she's like, well, it's yours.

00:25:29.820 And I'm kind of like, it was mine 34 years ago.

00:25:33.820 And, but not anymore.

00:25:34.820 Like whose is this now?

00:25:35.820 And technically she's like, I don't...

00:25:36.820 If she's like, I don't want it in my house.

00:25:37.820 It's yours.

00:25:38.820 Technically it's mine.

00:25:39.820 I've long since forsaken my property claim.

00:25:44.820 Dude.

00:25:45.820 So it kind of just, this was kind of just popped in my head.

00:25:48.820 So yesterday I was talking to some guys at the gym and it was like...

00:25:51.820 Do you have an inner monologue?

00:25:53.820 Yes, I do.

00:25:54.820 And I did.

00:25:55.820 Did you watch that video?

00:25:56.820 I think it's barely there though.

00:25:58.820 No.

00:25:59.820 I think it's just barely like, it's just flickers.

00:26:02.820 That's what, that's what made me think about it.

00:26:04.820 Cause he's like, I was just thinking about it.

00:26:06.820 And I was like, you think?

00:26:07.820 Oh, all the time.

00:26:08.820 All the time.

00:26:09.820 Just thinking.

00:26:10.820 Go ahead. 1.00

00:26:11.820 I wish, I wish we had the fuck. 1.00

00:26:12.820 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:26:13.820 Tell your story.

00:26:14.820 Go ahead.

00:26:15.820 So, no. 1.00

00:26:16.820 So it was yesterday at the gym and we just got onto the topic of like, stupid shit, 1.00

00:26:18.820 like OnlyFans and just, it was just with kind of normies, but like, and they were like, 1.00

00:26:22.820 yeah, there was this last year. 1.00

00:26:23.820 Dude, I bet you are gay as fuck at the gym. 1.00

00:26:25.820 I bet you hug and shit, right? 1.00

00:26:27.820 I don't hug, but I do like, I dab people up and shit. 1.00

00:26:29.820 Yeah, you dab. 1.00

00:26:30.820 He grabs the ass. 1.00

00:26:31.820 You look like a dab. 1.00

00:26:32.820 But there was a, they were like, yeah, a couple of years ago, a guy in one of the

00:26:36.820 local high schools sent out a video of him, like, maybe not to everybody, but it got 1.00

00:26:41.820 out of him fucking a dildo and jerking off. 1.00

00:26:44.820 And with, with not, sorry, not fucking a dildo. 1.00

00:26:48.820 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:49.820 He was not, it wasn't a dildo.

00:26:50.820 Sorry.

00:26:51.820 It was a hairbrush. 1.00

00:26:52.820 He was sticking a hairbrush up his ass and jerking off. 1.00

00:26:54.820 And it like went around. 1.00

00:26:55.820 He went to this coal school of perversion. 1.00

00:26:57.820 This whole time. 0.99

00:26:58.820 I just sit there and be like, disgusting. 0.94

00:27:00.820 That's nasty. 0.99

00:27:03.820 You don't, you don't make it feel better. 0.99

00:27:05.820 You don't say, yo, I've been putting Gillette up my, my keister for fucking eons.

00:27:09.820 You guys could have been talking about like, which, which is a better shape. 0.73

00:27:12.820 Yeah.

00:27:13.820 It was so funny.

00:27:14.820 But like, and they said, like, they were, you know, they were just destroying this because 0.98

00:27:17.820 he was like on the basketball team and he was on the football team and all this shit. 0.95

00:27:20.820 Like he was a big, like a big time player for the school. 0.97

00:27:23.820 He's just telling his own story.

00:27:25.820 He's like, it was just literally me.

00:27:27.820 This never happened.

00:27:28.820 I wasn't thinking at all.

00:27:29.820 This is actually just me.

00:27:30.820 It's like, and apparently they were also like, what?

00:27:33.820 I feel, I feel like I'm watching fight club.

00:27:35.820 Like you're telling me a story.

00:27:36.820 Oh yeah.

00:27:37.820 It was just another alter ego of me, but no, they were also like, yeah, there's this other girl 1.00

00:27:42.820 in a different school that put out a, she sent her friends a video of her fucking a dog. 0.99

00:27:47.820 Like legit. 0.99

00:27:48.820 No, not like, and whenever I hear that, I think like, and I literally think like, oh, 1.00

00:27:55.820 like it licked her pussy. 1.00

00:27:56.820 Like that's what I think whenever they say like, no, they were like, this girl was getting 1.00

00:27:59.820 back shots from a dog for like, and then she pulled out. 0.97

00:28:05.820 What?

00:28:06.820 The dog. 1.00

00:28:07.820 No, just, it was just, it was just pounding her shit. 1.00

00:28:09.820 It's all good. 1.00

00:28:10.820 Like, yeah.

00:28:11.820 From the, from the back.

00:28:12.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:13.820 Jose, you think you fuck better than a dog? 1.00

00:28:14.820 You think you can really fuck better than a dog cause like dog fuck? 1.00

00:28:16.820 Have you even seen a dog dick? 1.00

00:28:18.820 It's so fucking gross. 1.00

00:28:19.820 But there's no, there's no way you can doggy style better. 0.99

00:28:21.820 I can promise you that.

00:28:22.820 Yeah. 0.99

00:28:23.820 Have you guys ever seen dog dick? 0.99

00:28:24.820 They have a, they have a genetic advantage. 0.99

00:28:26.820 It's like a weird. 1.00

00:28:27.820 They're like, bitch, I've blended this. 1.00

00:28:28.820 You think you can fuck like Fido? 1.00

00:28:29.820 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:28:30.820 It's like black people jumping. 1.00

00:28:31.820 Like, you know, it's just. 0.74

00:28:32.820 Oh, you want to have a high jump competition next?

00:28:34.820 Yeah.

00:28:35.820 Like for real, you guys have seen the red rocket before.

00:28:36.820 That thing's disgusting. 1.00

00:28:37.820 It's like a fucking. 1.00

00:28:38.820 Seen it. 1.00

00:28:39.820 Tasted.

00:28:40.820 Dude, the girl, the girl had to, she got so like, she tried to kill herself like three 1.00

00:28:50.820 times.

00:28:51.820 Her family had to move out of the state that it goes somewhere different because they

00:28:54.820 got passed around.

00:28:55.820 Where is it?

00:28:56.820 The girl in your gym?

00:28:57.820 Is this what you're talking about?

00:28:58.820 No, no, no, no.

00:28:59.820 She, she had gone to a local like high school or something like that.

00:29:02.820 And you guys are talking about it.

00:29:03.820 And she sent it to her friends for whatever reason.

00:29:06.820 And then they were just like, this is crazy.

00:29:09.820 All over the state.

00:29:10.820 Apparently like all over the state.

00:29:11.820 People were watching this girl just get railed by a dog. 0.90

00:29:14.820 And so much so that she.

00:29:15.820 You knew that chick? 1.00

00:29:16.820 No, I didn't know her.

00:29:17.820 Video it and put it out. 1.00

00:29:18.820 Like what the fuck? 1.00

00:29:19.820 She sent it to her friends. 1.00

00:29:20.820 Like she just sent it to me.

00:29:21.820 But why?

00:29:22.820 I don't know.

00:29:23.820 I, that's why I couldn't figure out either.

00:29:25.820 Girls.

00:29:26.820 Is this what you guys are doing?

00:29:27.820 Like actually that reminds me. 1.00

00:29:28.820 That reminds me that that bitch that was, that was, uh, using a vibrator on the beach. 1.00

00:29:33.820 Fucking killed herself the next day. 1.00

00:29:34.820 Someone from X, uh, comedy on like video. 1.00

00:29:36.820 Oh yeah.

00:29:37.820 That's dope dude.

00:29:38.820 That's the thing now.

00:29:39.820 Yeah.

00:29:40.820 Yeah.

00:29:41.820 Yeah.

00:29:42.820 They can watch live.

00:29:43.820 You can see, you can catch us.

00:29:44.820 I think we're on Instagram too.

00:29:45.820 Did you start the live on Instagram by the way?

00:29:46.820 We did.

00:29:47.820 You have to actually start it.

00:29:48.820 Yeah.

00:29:49.820 Yeah.

00:29:50.820 I know.

00:29:51.820 I did it. 1.00

00:29:52.820 And then in the pre show, we're just shooting the shit. 1.00

00:29:54.820 God, I wish. 1.00

00:29:55.820 I wish.

00:29:56.820 He's talking over us.

00:29:57.820 He's talking over us.

00:29:58.820 Trying to do production.

00:29:59.820 I'm so excited, dude.

00:30:00.820 I'm so excited to get on here.

00:30:02.820 Um, Clint, by the way, that, uh, that vibrator suicide woman is, uh, is on the topics list

00:30:07.820 as well.

00:30:08.820 If, if we're going to talk about that.

00:30:09.820 I don't have much to say about it otherwise, other than like, you know, it's funny.

00:30:14.820 Just get, just get the rest of the mail back and then we'll move on.

00:30:16.820 Yeah.

00:30:17.820 I mean, I don't know if that's funny.

00:30:18.820 And then we'll do our new, uh, new control.

00:30:19.820 It's not funny. 1.00

00:30:20.820 It's not funny that, that some white woman thinks she has the fucking ability to just 1.00

00:30:22.820 diddle herself on the beach. 1.00

00:30:23.820 And then when she gets busted by the cops, she kills herself. 0.65

00:30:25.820 That's not funny to you.

00:30:26.820 I mean, it's kind of funny, but it's like, it's perplexing almost.

00:30:29.820 It's like, like, what is like, why if, if I, if that was like my video, I would

00:30:34.820 just be like, well, okay, whatever.

00:30:35.820 And then nobody will remember in a couple of weeks. 0.98

00:30:37.820 They caught me jerking off. 0.98

00:30:38.820 Exactly. 0.98

00:30:39.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:30:40.820 You guys, you guys have all seen my dick. 1.00

00:30:41.820 I'm like, whatever. 1.00

00:30:42.820 I haven't seen your dick. 1.00

00:30:44.820 You haven't, you've seen it. 1.00

00:30:45.820 Yeah.

00:30:46.820 Oh, oh, you mean when it was fully hard in that picture you sent us? 1.00

00:30:48.820 Oh shit. 1.00

00:30:49.820 There we go. 1.00

00:30:50.820 Yeah.

00:30:51.820 I remember that.

00:30:52.820 Wait, you're afraid that that's going to come in public? 0.99

00:30:54.820 That hard dick that you had, that you showed us, was it coming public? 1.00

00:30:57.820 That's what you're afraid of? 1.00

00:30:58.820 Yeah.

00:30:59.820 No, he's, he's actually delusional enough to think that it's impressive.

00:31:02.820 Yeah. 0.99

00:31:03.820 How shit canned are you right now, Cole? 0.99

00:31:06.820 I'm only two beers in. 0.99

00:31:08.820 I felt like I was detecting a bit of a buzz.

00:31:10.820 It was not a wreck at all.

00:31:11.820 It was, it was, it was only, it was only fluffed.

00:31:13.820 Too many of these mailbag questions are specifically addressed towards me.

00:31:16.820 That's actually 100% true.

00:31:18.820 I was very, I like, everybody in high school hated me because I just could not.

00:31:21.820 Do you know how to whisper?

00:31:22.820 Can you, can you?

00:31:23.820 Yeah. 0.98

00:31:24.820 Are you like a black person? 0.94

00:31:25.820 Cole, yeah. 1.00

00:31:26.820 Cole can't shut up.

00:31:27.820 What's up? 0.97

00:31:28.820 What's up nigga? 1.00

00:31:29.820 Somebody please clip that. 0.95

00:31:32.820 Even when you whisper, it's still reality.

00:31:35.820 I love it.

00:31:36.820 We got to have one more mailbag.

00:31:37.820 Yeah.

00:31:38.820 Go ahead.

00:31:39.820 I think Toad's trying to read it.

00:31:40.820 He's stuttering over there.

00:31:41.820 Mark Vestibule.

00:31:42.820 Mark Vestibule.

00:31:43.820 Mark Vestibule.

00:31:44.820 Says Toad, would you rather give up gambling for 12 months and get unlimited access to Ben

00:31:49.820 Shapiro's sister's milkers during that time or just continue to gamble as you currently

00:31:54.820 do?

00:31:55.820 I know what he's going to choose.

00:31:56.820 I already know what he's going to choose.

00:31:57.820 I know his answer.

00:31:58.820 Sad. 1.00

00:31:59.820 It's pathetic. 0.99

00:32:00.820 Go ahead. 0.99

00:32:01.820 Toad.

00:32:02.820 The easiest answer in the history of mankind.

00:32:03.820 They said 12 months?

00:32:04.820 You get access to those bad boys?

00:32:06.820 Yeah.

00:32:07.820 Yeah.

00:32:08.820 Toad.

00:32:09.820 That's what they recommend for kids.

00:32:13.820 Toad literally is speechless right now.

00:32:15.820 He can't even process.

00:32:17.820 I know his answer though.

00:32:18.820 I know it.

00:32:19.820 I know what he's going to say.

00:32:20.820 Honestly, if he's right.

00:32:22.820 Let's say Jose.

00:32:23.820 If he's right.

00:32:24.820 I can buy the extra milk from the black market.

00:32:27.820 Go ahead.

00:32:28.820 Give your serious answer Toad.

00:32:30.820 Serious answer.

00:32:31.820 So, you're right.

00:32:32.820 I'm speechless because I cannot envision my life without gambling.

00:32:37.820 So, I'm going with the gambling.

00:32:40.820 That was the worst thing.

00:32:41.820 Called it.

00:32:42.820 Called it.

00:32:43.820 I was going to say.

00:32:44.820 I thought he was going to try to make a joke and be like, pfft. 1.00

00:32:46.820 I'm not going to be fucking a Jew. 1.00

00:32:47.820 Or something like that. 1.00

00:32:48.820 That's what I thought he was going to go with.

00:32:49.820 I actually think he was just going to go straight.

00:32:51.820 Nope.

00:32:52.820 I wouldn't give up gambling.

00:32:53.820 Not for anything.

00:32:54.820 Nope.

00:32:55.820 No way.

00:32:56.820 No how.

00:32:57.820 What if someone offers you a million dollars?

00:32:58.820 Just cash.

00:32:59.820 He'd gamble it.

00:33:00.820 He's like, what are the odds though?

00:33:05.820 What are the odds?

00:33:06.820 He's like, what are the stipulations?

00:33:08.820 He's like, you can't gamble it.

00:33:09.820 He's like, I'm out.

00:33:10.820 I mean, best case scenario, he makes maybe 100k gambling in a year.

00:33:17.820 Best case scenario.

00:33:18.820 Here's the other.

00:33:19.820 Define gambling.

00:33:20.820 Define gambling, please.

00:33:21.820 Well, the other aspect of this is like, dude, like, you can find some other Czechs milkers. 1.00

00:33:27.820 Like, specifically.

00:33:28.820 No, you can't.

00:33:29.820 You can't find Ben Shapiro's sister's milkers.

00:33:31.820 Yeah, whatever.

00:33:32.820 You cannot find, look at those.

00:33:34.820 I mean, that face, but the milkers.

00:33:36.820 You can't find that anywhere.

00:33:37.820 And the fact that it's Ben Shapiro's sister just adds to the sweetness of the delicacy that is.

00:33:42.820 That means you get to spend one Thanksgiving with Ben Shapiro.

00:33:45.820 That's kosher titty milk.

00:33:46.820 Yeah.

00:33:47.820 Toad gets to spend one Thanksgiving with Ben Shapiro.

00:33:49.820 And I would pay anything to watch that. 1.00

00:33:54.820 Just to sit there and watch two fucking autistic nerds. 1.00

00:33:57.820 I bet you they end up fist fighting and I have no idea who wins. 1.00

00:34:01.820 Yeah, that's a good one.

00:34:02.820 Who wins?

00:34:03.820 Because I'm not a degenerate.

00:34:05.820 Well, neither of these options. 0.99

00:34:06.820 Well, you are a degenerate. 1.00

00:34:07.820 You were just offered fucking, come on. 1.00

00:34:09.820 A million dollars. 1.00

00:34:10.820 A million dollars.

00:34:11.820 Neither of these options are even degenerate at all.

00:34:13.820 I like how he, he can say something like, like just 60 seconds ago.

00:34:17.820 Wow.

00:34:18.820 The milkers are beautiful and the gambling is.

00:34:22.820 60 seconds ago he says.

00:34:23.820 Is an aggressive and it's a job.

00:34:24.820 So neither of these are degenerate options at all.

00:34:27.820 I can't imagine my life without gambling.

00:34:30.820 That, in quotes, that was like three minutes ago.

00:34:33.820 And then he says, I'm totally not a degenerate. 0.94

00:34:35.820 How the fuck do you put those two things next to each other? 0.98

00:34:37.820 Real quick. 0.99

00:34:38.820 No, no, no.

00:34:39.820 Toad.

00:34:40.820 All right.

00:34:41.820 Beautiful life.

00:34:42.820 You, you live a long life.

00:34:43.820 You have a wife, kids, grandkids, maybe even great grandkids.

00:34:46.820 You get to live this out.

00:34:47.820 You have your nice property, you know, five to 10 acres, you know, to have the job of

00:34:51.820 your, of your dreams, but you can never gamble.

00:34:53.820 Would you?

00:34:54.820 The job of his dreams is gambling.

00:34:56.820 Okay.

00:34:57.820 Well, the second job of your dreams.

00:35:00.820 I choose gambling.

00:35:01.820 I choose gambling.

00:35:02.820 You're just saying I can have it all, baby.

00:35:04.820 Let's, let's do that.

00:35:06.820 Uh, I would take the, uh, the great life over the gambling in that scenario.

00:35:10.820 The sad thing is I don't know if I believe you.

00:35:12.820 You know what, you know what he's doing?

00:35:13.820 You know, you know what he's doing?

00:35:14.820 He's making the, like, uh, like the Austrian economics, like long versus short.

00:35:19.820 I mean, he's like only a year.

00:35:20.820 Well, see if you understand praxeology.

00:35:21.820 Yeah.

00:35:22.820 He's like, he's like, he's like only a year.

00:35:23.820 They act.

00:35:24.820 And if I can predict that action.

00:35:25.820 He's like, I only get one year with her.

00:35:27.820 Whereas I can get 50 years of gambling.

00:35:29.820 He was like, I would very much way rather take the one year.

00:35:32.820 Let's think about the time prep.

00:35:34.820 Oh.

00:35:35.820 Oh.

00:35:36.820 Jesus Christ.

00:35:37.820 He's right.

00:35:38.820 That's.

00:35:39.820 Let me go up there.

00:35:41.820 I'm seeing grandkids.

00:35:42.820 They're just not mine.

00:35:43.820 What does that mean?

00:35:45.820 Sad too. 0.99

00:35:46.820 That he's a pedophile. 0.99

00:35:48.820 What? 0.98

00:35:49.820 That's what I read.

00:35:52.820 All right.

00:35:53.820 What's the next?

00:35:54.820 What's Mark Vestibule?

00:35:55.820 What did he say?

00:35:56.820 That means he's sliding into the DMs.

00:35:57.820 That was what he said.

00:35:58.820 All right.

00:35:59.820 Yeah.

00:36:00.820 He's sliding into the DMs of not just married woman, but married grandmothers, which is

00:36:05.820 quite despicable.

00:36:06.820 And then you say, I'm not a degenerate. 0.99

00:36:08.820 I love kills, man. 0.62

00:36:09.820 Even Reed goes like, ugh, dude, chill.

00:36:12.820 Have some taste.

00:36:14.820 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:15.820 Disgusting. 0.99

00:36:16.820 All right. 0.98

00:36:17.820 We'll go.

00:36:18.820 One more Melbourne.

00:36:19.820 All right.

00:36:20.820 Just speak, bro.

00:36:23.820 By the way, that's a sound of toad.

00:36:25.820 I'm about to read the question.

00:36:26.820 That's just me stuttering.

00:36:27.820 Conspiracy extremists.

00:36:28.820 Wait.

00:36:29.820 Have you guys, has he always been this bad or is he getting worse?

00:36:31.820 He's getting way worse.

00:36:32.820 He's getting worse. 1.00

00:36:33.820 I think because now we've cut on our fucking with him. 1.00

00:36:34.820 Yeah, it's in his head. 1.00

00:36:35.820 I can't help it.

00:36:36.820 Look at him.

00:36:37.820 Watch.

00:36:38.820 Start a sentence without any sort of beginning.

00:36:39.820 Just go.

00:36:40.820 Conspiracy extremist says now the toad has the full support of-

00:36:42.820 No.

00:36:43.820 Starting a sentence with the name Conspiracy extremist is not starting a sentence.

00:36:44.820 Start a thought.

00:36:45.820 It's a start a sentence.

00:36:46.820 But it is.

00:36:47.820 He says, this guy says.

00:36:48.820 Look, he did better than I expected.

00:36:49.820 He didn't go-

00:36:50.820 I'm currently reading the mailbag and I am not stuttering. 0.74

00:36:52.820 I'm not gargling on any balls right now.

00:36:55.820 Now that toad has the full support of the National Socialist Party behind his campaign and is

00:37:13.820 a shoe in for the LP nomination, what will be his Aleppo moment?

00:37:18.820 Like, you know how Trump turned down his pay as president?

00:37:25.820 I think that Toad will probably just like parlay his pay.

00:37:30.820 No, he's literally not going to be able to-

00:37:33.820 They'll be like, by the way, when you're in office, you can't gamble.

00:37:36.820 He was like, I'm out.

00:37:37.820 Like, I literally can't.

00:37:38.820 They're like, if you win the nomination, you can't.

00:37:41.820 But are these Aleppo moments?

00:37:43.820 Are these-

00:37:45.820 No, I think it is an Aleppo moment. 0.78

00:37:48.820 If an interviewer asks you, they're like, Toad, you've been out very unspoken about the

00:37:51.820 way you gamble.

00:37:52.820 Do you plan on still gambling if you become president?

00:37:55.820 And then like, you have to say, yes.

00:37:58.820 Yes.

00:37:59.820 And then people go like, our president is gambling his money.

00:38:03.820 He would spend it positive though.

00:38:04.820 He would be like, I'm betting on the future of this country.

00:38:07.820 That's what he would say.

00:38:08.820 In all seriousness-

00:38:10.820 He wouldn't be that quick.

00:38:11.820 If by some miracle he actually was able to like, you know, kind of get on the big stage,

00:38:16.820 you know, doing this political stuff.

00:38:18.820 Can you imagine?

00:38:19.820 I know, right?

00:38:20.820 I'm going to be on it, baby.

00:38:21.820 LP Georgia, let's go.

00:38:22.820 His moment would be if he got on some big platform and then they somehow the topic turns

00:38:26.820 to like relationship stuff or like something along those lines. 1.00

00:38:30.820 He would, he would say something fucking retarded kind of like a 40 year old virgin like bags 1.00

00:38:35.820 of sand type shit. 1.00

00:38:36.820 I can offer excellent relationships. 1.00

00:38:37.820 Yeah. 0.98

00:38:38.820 The rumble chat is saying what is a clitoris is going to be the one that gets them tripped 1.00

00:38:42.820 up. 0.95

00:38:43.820 That's kind of what I was thinking.

00:38:44.820 I was like, they're going to, he's going to, he's going to have some plank in his platform

00:38:47.820 that'll be like, we need to work on household formation and we need to have, you know, increased

00:38:53.820 reproduction rates and they're going to ask him like further questions and he's going

00:38:56.820 to be like, I have no idea.

00:38:57.820 Can't talk about it.

00:38:58.820 I don't know. 0.98

00:38:59.820 Like how do we, how do we increase reproduction rates if you've never fucked Toad? 0.98

00:39:02.820 He'd be like, he'd be like, excuse me reporter. 0.98

00:39:05.820 I'm trying not to come right now.

00:39:06.820 Can you show me a picture of your grandma, please?

00:39:11.820 Imagine, imagine like a, like a 1984 broadcast to America and he's trying to get everybody 0.98

00:39:17.820 to fuck, but it's just the video we played as the intro and he's like, and then you're 0.99

00:39:20.820 going to get it. 1.00

00:39:21.820 And then she's going to explode. 1.00

00:39:22.820 Yeah.

00:39:23.820 And that's like the PSA to America.

00:39:24.820 And they're like, what do we do?

00:39:25.820 What do you just ask us to do?

00:39:26.820 John Quincy Adams is at least better than John Adams.

00:39:28.820 At least you need to hire, you need to hire homeboy to produce a campaign ad with that

00:39:34.820 promo. 0.98

00:39:35.820 It'd be so fucking dope. 0.99

00:39:36.820 Oh yeah. 0.99

00:39:37.820 Which homeboy?

00:39:38.820 I would win.

00:39:39.820 Just based on that.

00:39:40.820 And the president is supposed to be an example of what not to do.

00:39:43.820 So who's, who's better suited for that than I am.

00:39:47.820 Can we?

00:39:48.820 This, this message brought to you by Toad 2024.

00:39:50.820 Like, come on.

00:39:51.820 By the way, did you see the tweet of somebody actually, uh, there's that, uh,

00:39:55.820 Toad, we're serious.

00:39:56.820 Take some of that money. 1.00

00:39:57.820 That's his, that's his new, that's his new fucking campaign slogan. 0.99

00:40:00.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:01.820 Yeah.

00:40:02.820 Yeah.

00:40:03.820 Yeah.

00:40:04.820 Yeah.

00:40:05.820 What's your view on Palestine Israel with me?

00:40:07.820 Yeah.

00:40:08.820 Toad 2024.

00:40:09.820 Yeah.

00:40:10.820 I think, honestly though, I think Toad's Aleppo moment will be like, uh, if they ask him

00:40:14.820 about like Malay and Argentina, cause he doesn't know anything about Argentina outside of just 0.94

00:40:19.820 the random shit, like just hating on Malay the whole time. 0.95

00:40:21.820 So they're going to be like him or doesn't like him. 1.00

00:40:24.820 And these faggots over here, they like him. 1.00

00:40:26.820 So they're for, but it's going to be so funny. 1.00

00:40:30.820 And they're going to ask him about like, what is the cap?

00:40:32.820 Like, like there's going to say this is happening right now and whatever.

00:40:35.820 Somebody here, yo Toad, take your extra income. 0.64

00:40:38.820 Your, uh, what do they call that?

00:40:39.820 A dink? 0.98

00:40:40.820 Is that a dual income?

00:40:41.820 Oh no, he's single income.

00:40:42.820 No kids.

00:40:43.820 Yeah.

00:40:44.820 I'm a sink. 1.00

00:40:45.820 Take your fucking single income. 1.00

00:40:46.820 No, come. 1.00

00:40:47.820 He's a sink.

00:40:48.820 He's a sink.

00:40:49.820 He's a time sink.

00:40:50.820 Take your sink income.

00:40:51.820 Okay.

00:40:52.820 Let that sink in. 1.00

00:40:53.820 Pay somebody to make a super cut of like the dumbest shit you've said in the last 20 episodes 1.00

00:40:58.820 and then make it into a presidential campaign. 1.00

00:41:00.820 And, and just like, like how Josh Smith did pay, pay a lot of money, pay like four grand

00:41:05.820 to get this done and then put advertising behind it.

00:41:08.820 You have the income.

00:41:09.820 What are you doing?

00:41:10.820 You're running for president.

00:41:11.820 Do it.

00:41:12.820 We don't, we don't know.

00:41:13.820 I'm Toad and I'm running for president.

00:41:15.820 Yeah.

00:41:16.820 Yeah.

00:41:17.820 I still think it's so funny.

00:41:18.820 There was that tweet.

00:41:19.820 You guys are all going to explode.

00:41:20.820 There was a tweet.

00:41:21.820 Someone was putting, it was like a reporter was putting out like, these are the people

00:41:24.820 that are on the ballot for the LP.

00:41:25.820 And it was like some guy that wants to be like, was it magic man?

00:41:28.820 Or is that what he called himself?

00:41:30.820 Toad?

00:41:31.820 You saw it.

00:41:32.820 What did he call himself?

00:41:33.820 Something magic man.

00:41:34.820 And they're like, and then another person that just wants to go by Toad.

00:41:36.820 Toad.

00:41:37.820 And like, that's how it ends the tweet.

00:41:39.820 It's just like, on the ballot as Toad.

00:41:41.820 Incredible.

00:41:42.820 That's right.

00:41:43.820 I couldn't believe it.

00:41:44.820 In North Carolina, I'm on the ballot as Toad.

00:41:45.820 You could win.

00:41:46.820 You can win this.

00:41:47.820 There's literally, I mean, the person, the most charismatic person in this race, again, 0.97

00:41:52.820 now we're going to fucking devolve into libertarian politics. 0.93

00:41:55.820 It's me. 0.98

00:41:56.820 Let's not talk about it.

00:41:57.820 Yeah.

00:41:58.820 The most charismatic of the leaders.

00:41:59.820 Let's not pretend that he's the most charismatic.

00:42:00.820 Come on.

00:42:01.820 No, but I'm, who, Toad?

00:42:03.820 Yeah.

00:42:04.820 He's not, but I'm saying like the bar is sort of low.

00:42:06.820 Even though I just said his slogan.

00:42:08.820 He could, he could, he could make a, he can make such a splash.

00:42:11.820 Dude, we're making it happen.

00:42:12.820 We're making it happen.

00:42:13.820 That's such a great slogan to have because then you could just be like, everybody's saying

00:42:15.820 it.

00:42:16.820 Everybody's saying my slogan.

00:42:17.820 Like any time.

00:42:18.820 I'd be like.

00:42:19.820 Oh my God.

00:42:20.820 He could do super cuts of like, do you know my slogan?

00:42:24.820 They go.

00:42:25.820 Yeah.

00:42:26.820 And he's like, you betcha.

00:42:28.820 Yeah.

00:42:29.820 He's got, he's got toad for president cards, like business cards.

00:42:33.820 And he gives it to you. 1.00

00:42:34.820 And he's like, this is just a picture of your fat, naked body and your hard dick. 1.00

00:42:41.820 And he goes, he looks up and he goes, yeah. 1.00

00:42:43.820 Yeah.

00:42:44.820 I call that picture.

00:42:46.820 Yeah.

00:42:47.820 And don't forget it. 1.00

00:42:48.820 This is, this is the type of shit that gets me fired up. 1.00

00:42:50.820 I call that. 1.00

00:42:51.820 Single most censored man in all American history.

00:42:54.820 De-platformed.

00:42:55.820 Alex Jones was de-platformed before it was a common time.

00:42:59.820 He joins us now in our studio.

00:43:01.820 I see you enemy.

00:43:02.820 I see you enemy.

00:43:03.820 I see you enemy.

00:43:04.820 You are my enemy.

00:43:05.820 He is your enemy. 0.89

00:43:08.820 I see you enemy.

00:43:10.820 I see you enemy.

00:43:13.820 So we thought it'd be interesting to start with a series of on tape predictions that you made.

00:43:16.820 Some of which are so precise and so professional that makes the hair on my arm stand up.

00:43:20.820 I see you enemy.

00:43:21.820 I see you enemy.

00:43:22.820 I see you enemy.

00:43:23.820 You are my enemy.

00:43:24.820 He is your enemy.

00:43:25.820 And I swear total resistance to you with everything.

00:43:26.820 I see you.

00:43:27.820 I see you.

00:43:28.820 You understand me?

00:43:29.820 I know what you think of me and my family.

00:43:30.820 I see you.

00:43:31.820 Right back.

00:43:32.820 You understand that?

00:43:33.820 You understand that?

00:43:34.820 You understand that sectloin?

00:43:35.820 I see you enemy.

00:43:48.820 I don't, I don't understand why he's got so much anger.

00:43:52.820 I see you enemy!

00:43:54.820 You are my enemy.

00:43:55.820 He is your enemy.

00:43:57.820 don't understand i don't understand why he's got so much anger towards brian stelter of all of all 1.00

00:44:07.100 the people in the media he's like the i mean he's a total idiot but like to have to think of him as 0.99

00:44:12.780 like a devil when he's obviously just a useless idiot hasn't he been fired for like like a year 1.00

00:44:17.660 or something yeah yeah and he's just he's like you know what that guy over there oh no no that clip 1.00

00:44:22.780 that clip's old that clip's old they're they're splicing it with the tucker interview to make it

00:44:26.780 seem new but it is very funny so god bless yeah i just i just love alex joe like all just everything

00:44:34.220 going on right now with him is so great just him back to twitter like all all the things guys

00:44:41.260 honestly you know what i love i love malay i love day smith right now he's doing pretty good

00:44:45.900 i love tucker carlson killing it i just love all this stuff it is an interesting time to be alive

00:44:53.180 or to be around where it's like oh the return of alex jones everyone's like oh he's back on twitter

00:44:57.660 what does it mean is the world ending was it it's like i don't know hey pull that comment up pull

00:45:02.220 that comment up go on oh my oh the toad uh yeah i just want to see who said it yeah he's gonna block

00:45:10.620 oh it was unfit statesman hey hey kick him kick him out of the chat he's such a great guy no no you're

00:45:17.980 not kicking him out nope you think i look like you think i look like brian steltzer and toad you

00:45:23.420 feet no but it's funny that it gets a new skin you and toad you'd get brian steltzer if i say

00:45:28.700 combine with me and you'd get you know what that's he's he's 100 right that's bad that's sad dude i have

00:45:34.780 to go replace my entire face now this sucks maybe my face is the problem i don't know it's the mix 0.61

00:45:41.100 it's the mix of it like like the features almost exactly put over each other if you put them over 0.68

00:45:45.820 and made them a little chubby it would look like brian steltzer that's really creepy so this is the

00:45:51.900 most vicious thing i've ever been told i don't appreciate it and i told you that you have ed and

00:45:57.260 then that doesn't that doesn't hurt because it's not true and you know if i do look brian steltzer

00:46:03.020 then that hurts that hurts i see what's in the uh coming up the pipe for what's next in our videos

00:46:08.780 coming up right i can't wait for this i cannot wait for this this is the best oh you know i didn't

00:46:13.020 watch this on purpose because you know what's weird what's weird to me is that cole doesn't do this 1.00

00:46:18.380 you know this is great like that that's the thing that offends me most go ahead and play it we'll

00:46:21.900 talk about it let's find that i don't do what he's doing this video yeah just because i'm black you 1.00

00:46:28.860 think i repulsive you racist ass bitch hey yo george floyd yo what's up no good that racist over there 1.00

00:46:37.180 oh you're like you're telling me that you can't see cole doing that exact bit 1.00

00:46:58.620 i 100 could do that bit what's he on or something that's the kind of we need you to do yeah like i 0.97

00:47:04.780 want to i want to do that but i want him and i want cole in blackface i want toad to be jerking 0.98

00:47:08.940 off and like but nobody explains the toad jerking off part it just happens like only toad only toad 0.99

00:47:17.660 jerking off and then it like like the omegle turns on and it's like a bunch of 13 year old girls and 0.98

00:47:21.740 we're like see you later toad yeah exactly we finally got rid of him he's going to jail 0.99

00:47:27.180 chris hansen shows up in my house dude did you jerk off in front of a bunch of teenagers yeah 0.96

00:47:34.780 yeah yeah yeah you know what my campaign slogan is but the uh the thing is whenever he goes like 0.98

00:47:41.740 hey george floyd that reminds me of owen benjamin i don't know why but the way he says like i don't

00:47:46.780 know if you remember whenever he was talking about the um whenever we put him onto the soap like the

00:47:51.660 wash your chicken and he kept talking but like the uh what is he what he kept calling it rubella what

00:47:56.300 are um samabella samabella that's what it reminded like he talks like how owen benjamin does whenever

00:48:02.940 he's mimicking black people called a bonix cool i know but it was just it just sounded exactly and

00:48:08.220 so when i first heard it like when he just goes hey george floyd let's see what they say

00:48:15.020 we're going to this one minute aside just to point out that owen benjamin has a similar

00:48:18.620 bonix i just thought that's the first thing i thought of whenever he said that when he brought

00:48:22.700 up george floyd because i feel like like owen brings in like uh like side characters like to to

00:48:30.140 talk for him like i don't know that's just i feel like this is the one time i've seen someone do a

00:48:35.340 bit that i'm like i like i i'll tell the truth about anything i'll say whatever i want i never

00:48:40.060 fucking self-censor i wouldn't do that that is oh yeah that is so wild that's like to have to have 0.97

00:48:46.380 me in that kind of mammy ass blackface just have a doll of george floyd be like yo what's up 0.99

00:48:54.140 it's so crazy it's so awesome i love that there's young people that are still reckless enough to ruin their 0.93

00:48:59.580 entire future with a video like that oh yeah that's what this was like we'd have to do that

00:49:04.140 where we're no that's cool where we're like time from this dude if i'll say this i'll say this if 0.97

00:49:09.580 rumble signs us we all do an entire episode in that fucking exact blackface oh my god that's 0.97

00:49:15.500 that's the only way that we'll sign the paper rumble yeah if if we do that yeah that's the career 0.97

00:49:22.700 ending like the worst thing like if if you go into an hr afterwards and they're just like you're

00:49:33.020 like uh we need to talk to you about something and they're like oh yeah what's going on and they

00:49:36.460 just pull out a picture it's like it's just it's just a screenshot of your five buddies in blackface 0.99

00:49:43.260 for an hour and a half shoot the shit you'll be like understood i'll be i'll i'll i'll pack my stuff 0.99

00:49:48.300 and leave no i i think i think you take it the other angle you go like look i was doing a comedy 1.00

00:49:53.260 show and i had four four of my buddies there's no there's no racism here it was just a bit it's true

00:50:01.980 blackface is so it's so weird arguing it it's the one thing it's the one thing that you you can say

00:50:07.820 the n-word you cannot do blackface like i don't think you can say the n-word i don't know i don't 0.97

00:50:12.300 think i was talking i was talking with royce from revenge of the cis about because they have

00:50:17.740 rumble deal and and they they want to come on the show so they'll be on soon that's gonna be a fun

00:50:21.100 one um and he was like yeah we stress tested like a and i was like show me like what did you do show

00:50:27.500 me proof of work because i was like listen we're bad and he's like yeah yeah you know yeah yeah and

00:50:32.060 he's like and he showed me a video they were saying nigga they're saying jewel and stuff like that and

00:50:35.660 and he said that they were totally cool with it but that's the move like imagine negotiating with them

00:50:40.940 and being like okay yeah yeah so we start next wednesday at night okay yeah we'll be on the feed

00:50:45.420 we'll get everything and everyone show up in blackface live and what do you do like the first 0.57

00:50:50.940 thing you do off the bat is the most racist you can do it's literally the one that ends like except

00:50:57.820 unless you're uh the president of a country then it's fine for some reason it's a win-win because you if 0.98

00:51:08.940 they do like drop us signing us you can grift hard as fuck off of oh oh free speech huh oh free 0.98

00:51:15.580 speech you guys are both yeah everybody out there would be like dude you did blackface you 0.99

00:51:20.300 fucking dumbass no no no no our first our very first episode when they sign us to an exclusive 1.00

00:51:25.180 deal we come in like this we go hello my daddy 1.00

00:51:31.980 and then we all sit down and we all have blackface like clown ass blackface on that 0.99

00:51:35.660 that shit would be fire god damn i would i would have to do it at this point like i mean it's 0.99

00:51:40.140 everything it's so bad but if both sides do an exclusive deal i swear to god i will do it 0.99

00:51:45.260 and blackface is not a thing that i want to do like like i don't want to do it on yeah i don't 0.99

00:51:49.420 want to do it at all it's i don't think it's funny but i do think here's here's the reason here's

00:51:53.340 the reason i want the four of you to do it i already never i already am never going to get a

00:51:58.060 corporate job again like it's it's done i'm past that ain't gonna happen commitment i want you guys to be

00:52:03.180 locked in i want you to have no future this is what you need like no but i love guys to fly to 1.00

00:52:12.300 this island and fuck these children i just i just love the the thought of us walking into like 1.00

00:52:18.060 whatever like the halloween store whatever like local the and we go in there and we just buy black 1.00

00:52:22.940 face paint red face paint white face paint and like in like an afro wig and we just go up to the

00:52:29.020 counter and like slide it across we just go store to store until we find one with a black checkout

00:52:44.140 person so that they have to check us out and it's just five white dudes standing there with all this 0.96

00:52:48.220 freaking obvious black face we just go like you know you know how it goes that has to be 0.99

00:52:53.900 how is that not like this you look at it and you go yeah yeah yeah are you guys are you guys preparing

00:53:00.380 to do black face and the good toad just goes yeah i i just how is this not because i've seen the other

00:53:07.100 ones with like people bringing like a cucumber with like lube and like condoms and they'll be like

00:53:12.140 yeah yeah this is but i've never seen the black face version of this where they're like red paint 1.00

00:53:16.860 black paint dude you know what'd be great though we we add some trojans to it or not trojans uh magnums 0.97

00:53:22.060 to it so we look like we're gonna and like and like we're gonna have a sex party like a bottle of 0.98

00:53:26.300 hennessy and like uh like some like a watermelon just like we're having a we're having a hood themed 0.68

00:53:33.900 party you gotta get some some dawn dish soap in there as well so some like uh whatever the like

00:53:39.340 walmart fried chicken or if we could get to kfc that would be like you just put that on the

00:53:43.260 conveyor belt and you're just standing there they're just like beep all right all right this

00:53:46.860 this show's been too racist tyler go ahead and pull up uh the uh we have another race to

00:53:52.300 segment planned but yeah this will be a good interlude we do i'm excited oh god i wish it

00:53:57.420 wasn't blurred the the original version wasn't blurred except it wasn't at all no i saw one without

00:54:03.980 it even then yeah i seen with all of them just standing there i was like is this real all i know

00:54:08.460 you have to see it because the entire time the dude's face is just like

00:54:12.620 we gotta we we have to we have to defend democracy and this is this is what it looks like oh by the

00:54:18.700 way we need to pause pause real quick we need to explain what's going on here for the audio

00:54:23.820 listeners right then well because for the audio listeners all right you need to know what's going

00:54:28.300 on this is a video wow i think of if you haven't seen it and you should definitely go see it it's

00:54:33.740 because it's fucking crazy it is a ukrainian counselor council meeting for i don't know some 0.94

00:54:39.100 town or whatever and this guy walks in the door everybody's talking he pulls out three grenades 0.98

00:54:45.340 pulls the pins and then just drops them on the floor and then it's like he shows them to the 0.99

00:54:50.060 people first he shows yeah he literally pulls them out and he's just like this shit he does say 0.98

00:54:53.820 something i don't know what he's i wish i knew i wish he just said something like like you'd be like 0.99

00:54:57.180 i have grenade i like your arguments are worthless to me or something like this shit like that 0.96

00:55:01.420 and then just he tossed it on the floor yeah but the thing is yeah this is like so crazy because 0.96

00:55:06.140 what do you even do to me a guy shows up and he pulls the pin on the grenade you can't tackle him

00:55:10.540 at that point you can't do anything well what's what what's wild about it is homeboy homeboy does it

00:55:14.700 and then he stands in front of the door so like people yeah i don't think people had anywhere to go

00:55:19.340 he's just like i think there's another door because i saw people running but you know the crazy part is

00:55:24.060 only one person died yeah it was a small ass room with three grenades you know this this tells me that 0.61

00:55:29.180 like grenades really aren't that effective yeah that's what i get from it you could totally take 0.61

00:55:33.020 one i think i think we should see what happens grenade up the butt challenge dude because i now

00:55:41.660 the best part about this is and i and i and i stumbled upon this is the memes that you can create from 0.97

00:55:46.620 this it's just really fucking funny cole hopping on their grenade and being like fuck i wouldn't think 0.94

00:55:53.020 this one through he's like i thought squatting 525 would be adequate but i guess not cole cole hopping 0.99

00:56:01.340 on the grenade doesn't mean uh another one of your threesomes we're talking about an actual grenade right 1.00

00:56:06.220 now he's he's done plenty of that uh all right what's the uh the next one or did you actually bring

00:56:11.820 any of the memes or you just tantalizing us dude i have it i'm just talking about the memes i can literally

00:56:17.900 bring up my my my feed and i'll just tell you i can just just list them off for you right now

00:56:26.460 this is what's going on right now we we're we're letting cole do his culture corner again he's

00:56:31.420 filled up the telegram chat with videos hey hey cole cole that doesn't do us any good showing us it on

00:56:37.340 your phone what what's the photo is what the photo is like this you absolute infant of a man

00:56:42.380 tyler all tyler's do is just go to my uh my twitter bail me out tyler tyler don't do anything

00:56:47.740 i didn't think this was gonna okay but what it is it's just the guy entering the door it's

00:56:51.260 it's the guy it's just no blur and then it's just so a couple of them i'll just like point of view

00:56:56.940 it's september 11th and you're about to meet plan b and it's just that guy it's like point of view i

00:57:01.820 clogged a toilet and doo-doo water is all over the floor just walking about the whole point is like

00:57:06.300 i'm gonna throw grenades and kill you all this is i like describing his memes now yeah this isn't 0.93

00:57:11.500 work it's the same as a toe joke he's trying to meme podcast it's the it's the same as a toe joke 0.97

00:57:15.900 it works on when you're reading it not whenever you're saying it okay well then you shouldn't

00:57:20.220 have brought it up it's a weird it's a weird one cole it's a weird one and now and now i'm considering

00:57:26.300 maybe uh i made the miss i made a mistake with tinfoil hat i don't know here here look oh this isn't even

00:57:32.460 my what yeah this is this is fire content great job how's it not have the caption on it he came up with

00:57:39.500 a new bit today uh in and i think we already have it primed ready to go right uh toad and i i you

00:57:45.100 know i think top you know what i'm talking and top i'm not familiar so go ahead i have no idea you

00:57:50.460 popped in after it well the uh control f uh and i think it we were talking about how like transcripts

00:57:56.060 uh like we figured out you can look at transcripts of the shows now and then we joked about control f

00:58:01.100 nigger and then we thought it'd be funny to from then on because we can look at our transcripts 0.93

00:58:05.500 on the show top you probably explain it better you've peaked my interest go ahead yeah top you 0.87

00:58:08.940 explain it you you speak the tech speak better than i do i don't know i just know you can look

00:58:12.300 at the transcripts and control it i don't know i don't i don't even understand what you're trying

00:58:16.940 to do he wants to read a book or we came up with an idea read some like old classics ones from like

00:58:23.420 pre-1950 and like ones you can find online literally control f nigger and just see what we find 1.00

00:58:28.700 like just a random fucking classic like classic novel and see what pops up okay i think it might 0.97

00:58:35.580 get mike it could be funny could be nothing all right let's see pull it up try to do it i have no 0.93

00:58:42.060 idea i don't remember talking about this but if we did okay i don't i don't remember an inbomb in

00:58:47.900 of mice and men if i'm being totally honest yeah i didn't either but toad swears by it we were

00:58:52.460 control f oh oh there you go you see the stable box in it oh okay yeah the stable box of nigger okay 0.99

00:58:58.780 you know what this sounded better i love it there's actually a lot oh wow they're really

00:59:06.220 see this is how based i was as a child i didn't even remember just just remember it yeah it was just

00:59:11.020 normal to me why if i say something why is it just a nigger saying it wow yeah this 1.00

00:59:18.140 shit was like fifth grade reading whoa listen whoa whoa go back go back okay you know maybe 1.00

00:59:23.980 maybe we are getting content go back go back there was that one right there someone read it 1.00

00:59:29.500 listen nigger she said no you gotta read the whole sentence okay she turned on him and scorned listen 1.00

00:59:35.340 nigger she said you know what i can do to you if if you open your trap damn man what the 1.00

00:59:41.180 is going on i don't remember this period there no it's a woman's listen nigger you know what i can 1.00

00:59:46.140 do to you if you open your trap yeah why is there a period there that's a weird yeah the period is 0.98

00:59:51.100 not like you you know what i can do to you if you open your trap all right let's we played john

00:59:57.340 steinbach john all right well john steinbeck is officially canceled good job targeting well that's 0.99

01:00:03.180 a good one who wants to read that one well you keep your place then nigger you're going to be 1.00

01:00:07.500 oh my god this is so bad i don't know what that was toad you're not made for this no 0.99

01:00:18.060 wow it really where the hell is that jesus how that nigger can pitch shoes how many oh so look 1.00

01:00:23.340 it said 107 times in this book you see the top there yeah that's the pages that's the number 0.97

01:00:28.540 no is it the page number is your account is that that's no that's 107 references to the word yeah

01:00:34.780 that's how many times he said no that's the page number dumbass no it's not that's 0.72

01:00:39.340 look at the page number on the left and then look at the page number on the top it's page number

01:00:42.780 cole is correct i think i've used i've used pdf on on uh google way too many times to know cole i

01:00:48.700 don't like you being smarter than me on anything please stop please stop right now you have to open

01:00:55.260 adobe acrobat and then you can actually see it on there how many times it'll give you a count

01:01:00.940 and actually they'll do it on if you have control f on uh wasn't there a character in huckleberry finn

01:01:05.900 named yeah nigger jim yeah yes it's a whole louis k bit dude that's pretty but that's pretty like 0.99

01:01:10.940 boss to just like name a character that that's also that was his name yeah someone in the rumble chat 0.91

01:01:17.340 says damn man these classics hit different it's also just what i call a basketball court 0.55

01:01:23.260 all right all right well that was fun it was a good excuse to say the n-word a few times i 0.98

01:01:28.220 appreciate that oh so uh instagram just live just ended by the way after an hour you should have

01:01:33.100 been reading more more of the instagram yeah only lets you do it for an hour so why would they cap

01:01:38.860 it that's so retarded if you want to remove this destination from the stream and re-add it all 0.88

01:01:44.540 right just want to give you a jump on something in the new fall of the house of usher series on

01:01:47.980 netflix one episode has the main black person going crazy because she can't find the source of a

01:01:51.740 mysterious chirp that sounds like a smoke detector dead fucking serious episode four sorry episode 0.94

01:01:56.140 five i mean thank you for following up and making sure that you got the right episode i've actually

01:02:00.140 watched that show and i don't remember that but i believe you yeah the house of usher like with usher

01:02:05.660 the singer no that would have been a better show we're moving culture we've reached the big screen

01:02:10.940 yeah it was actually a pretty good show so i don't know that's not worth commenting though

01:02:18.140 i don't know we should we if we had pulled up the actual part where she's like trying to find the 0.96

01:02:22.700 chirp then it would be funny but do you just talking about it's kind of gay do you think that they so

01:02:26.540 they why did they write it in is the question did they know they didn't that's just what happened

01:02:30.860 it was a black show there was a chirp and it just it just it was it was it was unscripted

01:02:35.740 it's actually not part of the plot at all they're relatable things for black people okay

01:02:41.900 it's a script you know it just happened and it was it wouldn't even be relatable because they'd be

01:02:45.900 watching and they couldn't hear it yeah they would just be like it was complete sure actually you

01:02:50.700 guys didn't you probably didn't see this but somebody actually messaged the tower gang chat this

01:02:55.100 person tennessee libertarian they sent a video i can't even play it but they said do not do not

01:03:00.460 dox people like that that's fucked up you know they're gonna say something crazy go ahead no they said 0.98

01:03:04.300 they said dude i'm in this lift right now and this african with this with this african lift 0.99

01:03:08.860 driver and he's listening to an african podcast and every single host has a fire alarm chirp in the

01:03:13.900 back and i no no way i watched it listen i'm gonna find the link i'll send it to uh the chat

01:03:21.500 that's amazing i'll get the link real quick it's a great way of squeezing can you hear that it's

01:03:25.740 content no he just but but i want to i want to say i i want to say i also i found i was uh on instagram

01:03:32.060 there was just like a sports podcast it was all black guys and i could hear the chirp from the

01:03:37.340 uh the podcast too and i was like this is so wild like it's do you think that it's just it's pervasive

01:03:43.580 it's it's like it's uh all of them i mean what if you what if you watch so many of these clips at

01:03:49.740 home that like when you're in the street and you just see a black person on the street you

01:03:53.500 start to hear it because like you you've been pavlovianly prepared for it it's it's like it's

01:03:59.980 like every it's like every uh race has a smell it's like every race also has a sound and that's

01:04:05.100 the white people sound is like it was just like like whenever i see an asian person i'm like hurry 0.73

01:04:09.020 up and bye that's what i hear it's a powerful sound because before i would associate black people's

01:04:16.780 sounds with gunshot now it's like it's such a powerful meme in the black community that the gunshot has 0.59

01:04:21.900 been outshined by the church this is an improvement dude i i you think so yeah i want to bring it back

01:04:28.700 to what cole brought up the pot these are sports podcasts you're watching in my head i don't know

01:04:32.460 why i'm imagining like three white guys and then one black dude but like and but it's like a sports

01:04:37.660 show not like a show like ours so like the the it's kind of serious we don't want to say offensive

01:04:41.500 things a little more stuffy and so they're trying to analysis the sports while the one guy is clearly

01:04:46.540 be like i know something about that is hilarious to me because it's like what do you do like do you bring

01:04:51.260 that up i mean i we would probably but it is just a funny dynamic you have to bring it up they're all

01:04:56.780 just like don't bring it up hey bro that guy's beeping change the battery but it's a it's a it's a all

01:05:01.340 black show so they probably none of them hear it like i honestly god i don't i don't think black people 0.96

01:05:05.500 can hear it at this point yeah checks out it's yeah it's a weird one what do we do with them i don't know

01:05:11.420 what did we do with them where where will they go who cares it's a problem what is the solution i mean

01:05:17.980 and we could keep doing these other solutions but if at some point we need to do a final one you know

01:05:21.660 we just can't keep doing this over in this cycle you know we're just gonna play it out forever and 0.81

01:05:25.980 ever you know this goes to the elwin benjamin shit that he's been on like like talking about like 0.98

01:05:31.020 slavery again and he makes fucking owen man i'm like i got i gotta like he's one of the most brilliant 0.98

01:05:36.700 human beings on the planet he is he convinced me he has used the slave slavery argumentation to 0.99

01:05:42.380 convince people that abortion is bad it's amazing it's a it's a master class he's convinced me that 0.79

01:05:49.980 that slavery should actually happen again and not like in a in an ironic like like in a nice way you

01:05:55.260 know like yeah i think you took the lesson that he wasn't trying to or at least i don't think it was

01:06:03.020 the good lesson to take away from it i was like oh yeah abortion is worse than slavery no and top is like

01:06:09.260 no slavery is actually pretty cool i gotta i think it's two uh upper butts here but is it isn't

01:06:14.300 libertarianism like fine with indentured servitude no i'm pretty sure yeah i think it is pretty sure

01:06:21.900 it is yeah which is which is you know basically slavery but it's like you know you owe this guy

01:06:27.180 money and you can't pay it's like well you just work for me now like don't do this cole don't make 1.00

01:06:31.180 this a libertarian show i'm just saying like i mean it you can't i'm just saying we should be able

01:06:35.340 to appeal to wow walter libertarians here i haven't said in a long time yeah he's right cole's

01:06:40.860 right yeah we could appeal to libertarians and be like listen slavery's fine we need to bring it back

01:06:45.500 and you know you know who the best people are for this and technically it's funny because the

01:06:50.780 libertarians have tried they've tried so hard to they've tried so hard to not like not be like 0.94

01:06:56.060 oh we can't be racist we have to be what do they say a fucking uh oh god whatever that 0.95

01:07:00.700 yeah tyler run that run that clip real quick i do want to address the wholesome the the uh the type 0.96

01:07:05.820 of slavery that owen is describing is a wholesome sort of slavery yeah like i think it's it feels it's

01:07:11.340 you feel the holes let's hear let's hear what kanye has to say about it oh these are zionists 1.00

01:07:17.420 this is what i'm trying to tell you jesus christ hitler yay third party sponsor that

01:07:23.660 i love it because because it's like it's like a mad libs to start it's like hitler

01:07:34.780 jesus christ yay it's like just throwing famous names out there that have no correlation to one

01:07:39.820 another but then he he wraps it with a sponsor that demand like like fund that why would the 0.93

01:07:45.660 fuck would anybody fund that the connection paradigm shifters i guess dude the holy training but also 0.58

01:07:52.940 it's just so it's so wild to put jesus and hitler on the same level and then to put yourself on that 0.99

01:07:57.740 level i said i said a video today to y'all i said a video today and it was just that it was a text

01:08:03.260 message it just said like dude this kanye guy has some really great stuff and then it was like yeah

01:08:07.180 it's music awesome he's like he makes music he's just like it's just and i was like that's perfect

01:08:13.740 because like when's he gonna come up with another album because if he like even joe rogan was like

01:08:19.020 this is the best time to come up with a with an album all this jew stuff going on it's so funny 1.00

01:08:24.060 every song about jew stuff there's got to be there's got to be a humorous angle to the fact that like

01:08:28.700 the victims of the holocaust are perpetrating a holocaust right now like i feel like if there was a 0.86

01:08:35.260 hardcore comedy group i don't know power gang or something that we could find a funny angle to this

01:08:41.180 anybody cosmic irony yeah no but i think it's it's almost like it's like our team took such a big l

01:08:47.820 that like we now get to we get to dish one the reason you can't make that funny is because it's

01:08:52.460 not true and it's not true because because the holocaust didn't really happen that they did yeah 0.88

01:08:57.740 it's like it's just kind of like a minor like they've already surpassed whatever happened in

01:09:01.980 the holocaust it's not really that that's the reason you can't make it funny because there's 0.99

01:09:05.260 very little truth to one side of it and i'm not going to say which side but to one side yes

01:09:09.020 i'm not going to say which side but you all know which one i'm talking about

01:09:12.940 but they wear tiny hats you know the sides

01:09:15.900 the tiny hat side let's just say they complain a lot

01:09:20.460 let's just say they run everything around us

01:09:24.060 we need to exaggerate a little bit so you know i don't know take it with a grain of salt

01:09:28.140 let's just say your landlord let's just call them

01:09:32.700 your lawyer your lawyer toad your banker yeah

01:09:35.020 okay all right what else we have because we hit a lol yeah we hit a lol lol lol this is why

01:09:41.580 what's going on we haven't had topics lately toad he's completely just stopped since now that we

01:09:45.500 have a producer just like i don't have to do anything is what's going on here yeah are you

01:09:48.780 like worried about your financial problems all right so tell us what happened with 75 grand

01:09:55.100 all i care about is where the is our money have you have you proven that you're alive yet

01:09:59.420 for our audience that is is new toad had 75 000 seized because he kept in an offshore bank account

01:10:06.460 because he's out of his mind not offshore and i'm just making shit up just just allow me to make this 0.90

01:10:10.940 shit up uh and he did so and now and now they won't give him the money because they have been informed 0.97

01:10:16.460 that he's deceased and looking at him it's not the worst option in the world but i think you're like 0.99

01:10:22.060 10 lies behind right now clean but i'll let him it's for me yeah talking about suicide so i think

01:10:27.500 i think i finally was able to prove that i am indeed not dead and i'm like i gotta transfer this

01:10:34.780 money out really quickly so i like connected this other bank account i'm like i'm getting this money

01:10:39.260 out i'm going to transfer it into this other account that has i don't know like 35 grand and

01:10:43.820 something like that i'm transferring 75 grand out then i get a message today from this other the bank

01:10:51.100 where i have the account that i'm transferring into i get a message from them saying that that

01:10:56.700 account was overdrafted by like 37 grand or something like that like this guy controls our money makes

01:11:03.820 absolutely no sense i i certainly was not the one who did that i don't know what the hell they're

01:11:08.860 talking about now i have to talk to them to borrow still no hose so you have 110 000 cash liquid and you

01:11:17.660 still can't get a bit more than that but yes

01:11:26.300 are you still living in a hole why it is it is the wildest thing all you're complaining and you

01:11:35.020 i was i was telling liz about it today that's a good question how much bitcoin you have

01:11:38.940 none wow do you have any crypto this dude this does a a gambling addict and he doesn't own like

01:11:47.900 the biggest gambling tool in the world bitcoin come on it's not really though how is it i was talking

01:11:53.740 with elizabeth today and she was like how did he just come i was like she i know he's a sink like

01:12:00.460 single income no kids but she was like she was like how does this even happen like i can't imagine

01:12:07.580 like making this much money and like having it in a bank account right now in this economy

01:12:11.900 this is why you don't have any money because you have to be able to imagine it first

01:12:15.420 and toad can imagine you got to believe it then you got to conceive no just autistically stacking

01:12:19.740 will it into existence if you can imagine your way into not coming during interviews with the press

01:12:25.180 you can imagine anything i don't understand how you have this much money and you're not like like

01:12:29.580 constantly buying stuff to better yourself like if i had that that kind of money i would just be

01:12:34.140 like what could i do to get better at something you gotta you gotta save for what what are you saving

01:12:39.020 for what the future i mean i mean let's be honest you don't have a future you don't have a future

01:12:48.460 toad let's be honest like what are you doing with the money you have no future also you know you

01:12:52.700 know the economy is going to go to you know what's going to happen three steps from this guy but

01:12:57.340 like this is this is toad in 24 hours this is bird from timeliner since around 2020 and it's been

01:13:06.700 added to my pile it's been added to my pile but one thing i love about it is adding stuff to it i think

01:13:14.860 it's dinner for the flies man the way he says that he says dinner for the flies 0.99

01:13:22.700 uh i'm i'm confused gross where he shits at oh what the fuck dinner for the fucking fly hey 0.99

01:13:30.700 see i see here's the thing is i don't believe him i don't believe this is true at all because like 1.00

01:13:35.500 did you see that motherfucker's face that's totally real that's not what that's not what a 0.99

01:13:39.980 shit chair would look like that is what it would look like i have one he's sitting he's sitting in 1.00

01:13:46.940 his pants he's not shitting on the chair he's shitting in his pants on the chair he probably 1.00

01:13:51.660 sits on there on the computer and shits through his pants that's what that was it's like the liquid of 0.98

01:13:57.100 like this after it's seeped through his pants mom change chairs mom i need a new chair the thing is 0.98

01:14:06.940 he doesn't live with his mom like this is so let's let's think about this there's no way you live with

01:14:11.420 your mom you have a piss closet to that level you have a chair but then what do you do you have to 0.91

01:14:16.940 live by yourself you have to like go to a job and still make enough money to go to toad is one bad

01:14:21.500 bet away from being that guy no i i know how to manage my bankroll although although imagine imagine

01:14:28.620 we five minutes ago you said you had 75 000 seized because you were dead you were like scrambling about 0.98

01:14:36.300 like 1500 bucks for this fucking convention shit yo he's got 110k liquid and he is in our 1500 he can't 0.98

01:14:42.860 find it i'm just a jew about it i already paid i already uh bought the airbnb we're good okay dude i don't 0.99

01:14:49.260 believe i don't believe i don't fucking believe you dude i don't know i feel like we're gonna get 0.98

01:14:52.700 there and they're gonna be like he nobody ever called me no i bet he doesn't even show i bet toad 0.69

01:14:58.060 doesn't show up i bet that's how he goes to show he's like the gig is up they know they took the 1500

01:15:02.780 we know he's like three years of work and i got 1500 out of it we know the long game we know where this 0.99

01:15:10.060 guy pisses and shits so is what would he use to come so space just says that's a cum chair he says i 0.99

01:15:16.620 know i don't know but uh he might use the chair for all three yeah for those for those that didn't 0.99

01:15:21.740 watch last week's episode that's the dude who has a piss closet he pisses in his closet why we don't

01:15:26.620 know jesus i just thought all these the same dude it's the same dude yeah so he definitely comes and

01:15:32.940 let me tell you he's the one in the cover jar back in that's it there's no thought to it just 0.99

01:15:37.660 could be awesome if he's like this is my piss closet that's my shit chair shit chair this is my puke 0.99

01:15:42.220 bucket yeah i guarantee he nuts on the floor and he just kind of wipes it into his foot and then 0.99

01:15:46.540 just goes back on this day oh no no no no he has a cum jar and it has some sort of figurine in it 0.92

01:15:52.140 100 someone said floor under his desk 100 what would you put in here what would you put in 0.97

01:15:57.020 why would you have a cum jar my wife uh my wife's my good little princess she puts the lotion on 1.00

01:16:06.620 its skin or else he gets the hose again elizabeth dude i'm envisioning right now like what if this 0.99

01:16:10.940 guy like goes commando like clint so he's shitting while he's sitting in the chair and it goes it like 0.92

01:16:15.020 seeps through like the mesh like shorts that he has there so it's like you know what i mean it's like

01:16:19.980 draining through it it's like a dude i just like i just now although there is an upside to this there's

01:16:24.860 a silver lining when you're at work which i this guy has to work he has to have a job which he probably 0.99

01:16:29.580 smells like ass and that dude does not work he's a professional gambler but or let's just say he 0.97

01:16:36.300 goes out for some reason yeah and you have to content dude it like literally somebody in today's 0.99

01:16:42.060 day and age could make like viral content on youtube get paid and monetized enough to rent like a small 0.91

01:16:48.220 shitty apartment to continue shitting into a closet but like that's the silver liner silver lining though

01:16:54.380 so you're out and about whatever you're at target he doesn't start the target he talks he shops at 1.00

01:16:58.220 like dollar general only yeah uh but like that i mean you said he's a shit out he doesn't he doesn't 0.98

01:17:03.580 leave his house there's not a chance i do let me let me finish no he definitely does like all fiend 0.98

01:17:08.860 out like just a taco bell like you want to see my piss closet and he needs to imagine just how good 0.68

01:17:15.580 that is when he gets back to his chair like that's all he can think about he's just like once i get

01:17:20.060 home to my chair and he sits down and he's just like he's just walking past bathroom after bathroom 0.54

01:17:24.380 he's like oh i got a real bad and just sits right down that chair and just shits he's like oh 0.98

01:17:29.180 so much better like that can you imagine the quantity of that comes out of home boy 0.97

01:17:34.300 oh god he's got to be he's eating hot pockets and like and and like hot cheetos like that's it

01:17:41.420 that's all he's eating can we get this guy on the show what's his name is josh like him somebody reach

01:17:45.980 out to him do we know who he is he's on the show right now that's amazing he's on the show right

01:17:55.580 now no in the first video he goes hey it's your boy josh and i'm gonna show you my picture so i

01:18:01.820 remember fucking josh if we could just narrow it down now i mean guys find us josh this is your 0.98

01:18:06.700 ghost of christmas future toads so get your shit together there can't be there can't be too that 0.99

01:18:11.260 many joshes we can narrow it down that would be really funny if this guy has totes money 0.99

01:18:18.940 all right all right this segment was particularly disgusting we need a shower now all right can you 0.98

01:18:24.140 shower with a male friend and not be sexual or y'all not strong enough what can you shower with a male 0.98

01:18:29.260 friend and not be sexual or y'all not strong enough what reason would i have to do that you have every

01:18:33.260 reason are you strong enough scroll down scroll down because you have to have the picture with this 0.95

01:18:38.540 because it's the picture i think that may be a screenshot ah damn it's the one from no country 0.85

01:18:43.020 there we go there it is it's no country for old men it's it's the it's the flip the coin 0.99

01:18:48.700 like scene this is this is actually a reasonable question i think i think if i'm in the shower

01:18:53.580 obviously like i can avoid toad i'm not gonna toad but well are you asleep or not

01:18:58.940 that's also a fair that's a fair question if i'm asleep then everyone's fair game you would you would 0.97

01:19:02.780 fuck it like okay so i do have you i forgot about this but i did say i did have a story to 0.97

01:19:07.900 go along with this and it's not just your regular like oh i was in high school when we showered to 0.99

01:19:11.820 get like no no nothing to it so this was i'm interested guys hold on let me press the bookmark

01:19:16.060 button go ahead so um this was like two years ago at my buddy's bachelor party so we were at like a uh we

01:19:24.060 started at eight airbnb a really nice house and then one night we're all pretty drunk and one guy's like

01:19:29.020 all right i'm gonna take a shower so he's just gonna go take a shower and me my buddy look me and

01:19:32.540 the and the bachelor look at each other we go like you wanna go piss on him and we're like fine

01:19:36.780 let's go piss on him and so we we walk into the bathroom where he's showering and he's just and it's 0.71

01:19:43.020 like it's one of those ones it's it's a nice place so it's only it has the glass uh shower so he 0.98

01:19:48.060 can see us walk in and he's butt naked in the shower and he's like what in the world we take off all 0.89

01:19:52.140 our clothes open up the shower and then just start pissing on him and just in the shower pissing on

01:20:01.900 him and then we're just like all right see you and then we just get out what did we do did he yell did 0.62

01:20:07.580 he he was just like what the are y'all doing did he drop down on his knees and go piss on my face 0.95

01:20:15.820 no honestly what would be hilarious if you if you do some like that to one of your homeboys 0.98

01:20:19.980 and then he the dude in the dude in the shower just gets fucking rock hard rock hard oh my god 0.95

01:20:27.740 also the bachelor party goes to 11 like it's toad he comes and honestly i don't even know if we if 0.89

01:20:34.700 we talked about like we just we just thought it would be funny to go in the shower with him

01:20:39.260 and then i think the other dude just starts pissing and so i was like all right if he's pissing i'm 0.98

01:20:43.500 pissing wait what the fuck laney come on the show last time i was in the shower with the guy 1.00

01:20:47.900 there was a pregnant woman showing us how the milk squirts out that's a loaded sentence i envy him 1.00

01:20:54.460 right now yeah i don't know laney lives a fucking life laney might have been my own life i'm not 0.95

01:21:00.380 even sure he might have been the woman laney probably sounds like this when when when he she 0.96

01:21:04.780 comes on they'd be like yeah anyway like talk real slow and like creepy and deeply this is weird 0.99

01:21:10.700 always flipping the hair or something like that the last time i had anal sex was in the shower and 0.99

01:21:14.700 it wasn't with a dude sorry to spoil it but um i i my dick like felt as if it got cut wait wait 0.99

01:21:21.180 did you say the last time you had anal sex is what was in the shower wait wait a second why would 1.00

01:21:26.540 you do it in the shower though i don't know but i need lube and lube in the shower does not go together 0.99

01:21:32.140 actually now that i think about it it's not the last time but the last time with this one

01:21:35.340 with somebody else or somebody did it to you is what you're saying this is what i'm like 0.99

01:21:38.940 the last time you had anal sex 1.00

01:21:42.780 i guess i guess that's a fair clarification last time i fucked my ass was in the shower 1.00

01:21:48.300 let me give a blanket and it wasn't a guy it was a girl she fucked my ass never 1.00

01:21:52.220 fucked a dude so you can just assume who i was with at that point i'm seeing i'm seeing uh somebody 0.99

01:21:57.180 with the strap on right now this is what i'm picturing but no i was not i've never been pegged 1.00

01:22:01.100 i've never been fingered in my ass i've had two girls attempt to eat my ass i rejected it both 1.00

01:22:05.980 times one of them got there because i was drunk and she got her tongue in there and i was like hey 1.00

01:22:09.820 you filthy bitch uh but yeah that's it that's the gayest shit i've ever done it was just a random 1.00

01:22:13.980 whore yeah and you didn't let her lick your butthole like i can understand if she was trying to go in 1.00

01:22:19.340 why not just let her lick your butthole like i know look oh look i guess i don't like it honestly 0.99

01:22:24.220 honestly it's probably it's probably great the one lick that i allowed before i could close my thighs and 1.00

01:22:29.340 fucking slap the shit out of her was it felt pretty good not gonna lie but it felt too good 0.99

01:22:33.420 and i felt gay about it and i want to point out they said close his thighs because he has no butt 1.00

01:22:37.660 cheeks to close and so she's just like oh i could i could clamp my ass cheeks too but you know she was 1.00

01:22:43.020 like she was still licking the crack at that point which is she was already in there all right anyways 1.00

01:22:47.180 the point of the story was the last crack so there's no way you're gonna get my butthole without me 0.99

01:22:51.260 like granting you access she was she was blowing me she was blowing me and then she started to jerk me off and 1.00

01:22:56.620 then she took her mouth down to my balls and then she fucking snuck a tongue into my asshole and i 1.00

01:23:00.700 was like bitch she actually she reached the asshole she reached the asshole yeah dude okay 1.00

01:23:05.980 i guess because like for that me logistically i literally she would have to spread my cheeks oh 1.00

01:23:11.100 yeah you don't have to spread shit with me if i'm laying down getting getting blown you can 1.00

01:23:14.300 just go right to the asshole someone clip clint saying you don't have to spread 1.00

01:23:18.700 shit with me my asshole is right there just go at it she was just trying to dot the geef maybe she 1.00

01:23:26.140 missed all right anyways the last time i had anal sex in the shower i fucking felt a a peanut in this 1.00

01:23:32.860 woman and it like literally hurt my dick oh yeah yeah he told us it's so it's so it hurts so bad and 1.00

01:23:39.820 i was like i was like this is god's way of telling me that's an out hole you don't put your dick in 0.99

01:23:44.780 something that could cut your dick terrible decision but it really did feel like like there 1.00

01:23:48.620 was like a shard of my ass almost did you use lube no i was in the shower yeah fuck that whore 1.00

01:23:54.380 shit jesus christ that's hardcore is it yeah look it is yeah is it is it mr i get naked for blowjobs 1.00

01:24:04.300 from random bitches is it really hardcore to to to fuck in the ass raw you have you have there's soap and 1.00

01:24:11.820 shit happening so this is not the worst oh my god oh it'll dry out and it'll hurt look i was drunk 1.00

01:24:19.740 i don't know it was like you ever you have you used lube right nah i don't like to okay i agree with 0.99

01:24:26.940 you i agree yeah she's about to check the ass he's like here's lube do you totally just agree with us 0.96

01:24:33.420 i go look look if if i can't get in without lube it just ain't it ain't worth it yeah i agree 0.99

01:24:39.020 spit on it i agree with clint it lubes itself that's like real that's like real man shit right 0.88

01:24:44.940 if it's like if anything happened also also i shave without shaving cream i like i'm not a 0.98

01:24:49.660 fucking i don't want viscosity dude i just want i just want grippy clint's like i don't want anything 0.97

01:24:55.420 helping out me out at all i don't want to go i go through life raw all raw 1.00

01:25:01.420 but fuck all natural i think the that is that is wild the best part of sex is when you're when you 0.99

01:25:09.020 first get into the girl and it's like and it's like at first you're like it's like it's too tight 0.99

01:25:13.100 i'm not talking about the ass by the way just regular you know yeah no because once you're once 1.00

01:25:18.540 you're in the ass it's just like it's in uh but but the pussy though is different it's different 1.00

01:25:26.060 because you can you can be like halfway in a pussy and it's still like you're still like working your way 1.00

01:25:29.580 in there you know i'm saying anybody know what i'm talking about because like really all you get 0.99

01:25:32.620 from it is like the ring and then like once you're in there you just kind of like in there yeah no 0.99

01:25:36.140 once you're in the ass it's like it's a fucking party bro so it's literally almost like getting 0.99

01:25:39.980 jerked off like this i don't know what that means but probably like kind of by a ring as opposed to 1.00

01:25:46.540 like when you're in a vagina like you feel it the whole way through yeah yeah you remember the feeling 1.00

01:25:50.540 when you get it's almost it feels like you don't really feel much sensation like around here but like 1.00

01:25:55.260 right it's just the butthole my my dick's actually my dick's actually girthier than the 0.99

01:25:59.260 intestines so you can actually feel the entire oh you're you're up in the small intestines yeah 1.00

01:26:03.740 the entire pipe yeah jose just admitted to having a pencil dick damn bro yeah it's rough to do 100 0.99

01:26:10.060 people watching that's okay episode 156 guys took us this long to find out now we know i this is the 1.00

01:26:18.620 wildest like i still can't believe that you fucked a girl in the multiple times apparently oh yeah ass no 1.00

01:26:24.460 lube she was just like just put it in there bro like once you fucking do it enough it just it works 1.00

01:26:29.500 out you're you're into some you're nasty no i'm not no i'd say that's the definition of inconsiderate 0.98

01:26:38.140 it looks like i wasn't into her listen listen if if y'all met a girl that was and she was like yeah 1.00

01:26:43.340 i fuck in the ass no lube and you would you be like that's a nasty bitch well if she said it to me 1.00

01:26:49.260 she's nasty if she does it not nasty interesting interesting it's true if you say it you're a 1.00

01:26:56.380 fucking nasty bit if you're like some random girl just passed like i'm sitting in public transit and 0.99

01:27:01.260 she goes hey hey hey clint i have raw dog you know i raw dog no lube and that's raw and i'd be like 1.00

01:27:07.660 you're a nasty bitch but if i meet her and i take her home and then she's just like hey you don't need 1.00

01:27:12.220 lube i'd be like you're cool as fuck my asshole is sweating just go away i mean there's there's 1.00

01:27:22.220 logic there if a bitch says it she's clearly nasty laura loomer definitely takes in the ass i met her 1.00

01:27:27.500 last week with top she said that she actually did say that i was like this is a nasty bitch 1.00

01:27:34.460 she's like you don't need lube because the whole thing was full of uh peanut oil that's what was going 1.00

01:27:38.620 on can you can you can you explain what happened with that like y'all met little laura loomer right

01:27:44.620 and hey this is this is this is true hey i i walked up to her in the kitchen and i was like i was like

01:27:50.300 hey i'm i'm good friends with dave smith uh i saw your debate with him last week or a couple couple weeks

01:27:55.100 ago she said she's like i go i go you know the debate was uh it was good it was interesting you know

01:28:04.300 i was like trying not to be a dick about it and and she just goes she just immediately starts going in on 0.85

01:28:08.460 like how basically how the palestinians are subhuman and like it's no it's over yeah i mean she 0.99

01:28:15.020 she didn't say she didn't say the word subhuman but she was definitely like that's what she like 0.96

01:28:19.020 she expected she was looking at me with my fucking shaved head and she's like this dude obviously is 0.98

01:28:24.060 down with genocides right and i was like nah not really laura like actually i'm on the other side 0.99

01:28:27.980 of this but i didn't say shit i just nodded i like her i like her balls of like going into that 0.80

01:28:32.620 because i did catch some of those like she was she did that a couple of times and i was like i like this 0.98

01:28:36.540 bitch but i'm even though i'm totally on the other side of it she's like a female you she really 1.00

01:28:41.020 doesn't give a fuck she has no chill at all i was talking with her and uh she so she didn't know that 1.00

01:28:45.500 i fucking completely dunked on her which is kind of sad and then to bring it up is like i'm the guy 0.99

01:28:49.580 that flexed on you you remember that one time remember the time i ratioed you on twitter remember 0.99

01:28:54.700 that it was bad it was brutal i'm sure i said shit about your plastic surgery but uh i told her i was like 0.87

01:29:00.300 yeah and i live in the middle of nowhere and i actually have uh i have dsl like that my internet is like 0.91

01:29:05.500 this is a thing like i would be doing more like i got them dsls too yo that's what i swear to god

01:29:11.660 i said oh i got because we were talking about our kids me and my wife and i was like oh yeah but we

01:29:14.860 got dsl and she looked at someone she was like oh this guy is that and i was like what do you what 0.99

01:29:19.420 do you think that is and she's like you know dick sucking lips right and i'm like no like 1.00

01:29:24.700 fucking the internet like dsl and she's like oh direct service line actually yeah i was like wow 0.99

01:29:30.780 that's like where your mind went i and i was like i was really going in there ready to not like her but 1.00

01:29:35.100 i'm like i like the way your brain works it's a little retarded but i really do like it so dick 0.99

01:29:39.740 sucking lips and while she had those big fake lips what does she look like what she looks like in 1.00

01:29:44.940 person because i know she looks like very petite yeah really oh she's just she didn't look because 1.00

01:29:51.820 like on the internet she looks huge for one she i don't know why like she always looks it's just 0.99

01:29:57.580 because her facial features are so pronounced it's her nose she's a tiny woman with the face of a giant 1.00

01:30:05.100 no she's a she's a tiny woman with a normal sized face her face is like what a normal person's face 0.67

01:30:10.380 should be but she is that kind of small she's got that she got that yeah i was expecting her to be 1.00

01:30:15.660 walking around with the head this big i was like we're gonna see this bitch from a mile away but 1.00

01:30:20.620 i think it's proportionally it looks weird yeah i don't know was there any other like uh 0.94

01:30:25.740 over because of the weight of her head was there any other like big uh i don't know like

01:30:30.620 josie was there okay okay i mean did she pull one of you guys aside and try to get you to like 0.98

01:30:35.980 drunkenly fuck her well and to talk about like do you guys see that video where she was like trying 1.00

01:30:39.580 to get that guy and she's like clearly hit macken on this dude and she's like he's some neo-nazi guy and 0.99

01:30:43.820 she's like oh you're like one of the neo-nazi guys or in the i can't remember she's going on like

01:30:48.060 you know i'm an ask nazi and that means i'm like superior or what it's something it's something crazy 1.00

01:30:54.060 dude she is the type of bitch that would walk up to a neo-nazi and be like you know that my people 1.00

01:30:57.420 are superior right but she's like doing it in a floating way like she's trying to like almost 1.00

01:31:01.820 him it's weird i bet dude for a chick like her like that is that's the apex she wants she wants 1.00

01:31:08.780 a dude that would like gladly genocide her people and she's like i want you to make me come 1.00

01:31:12.780 mother yeah dude i bet i bet you laura loomer gets it in exclusively with proud boys exclusive

01:31:21.100 ferrisworth said on the rumbles that she's probably got the tightest you've ever seen i don't know why

01:31:29.340 she just squeeze your dude she she feels like she she looks like she would be like 1.00

01:31:34.780 like dominate you like that's the kind of sex you want to have when she's a power bottom 1.00

01:31:38.940 she's the type of chick that would beat your ass 11 seconds she got she got the extreme 1.00

01:31:46.620 you've ever seen i love i love the concept of seeing a kind of being like that i'm seeing that 1.00

01:31:51.740 and that's tight you think she had you think she's got a grippy clint uh look yeah yeah probably

01:31:58.700 does she have dsl does she have dsl yeah i didn't i didn't i didn't look at her surgery

01:32:06.140 i didn't look at her lips i'm gonna be honest no because of the surgery she's like this 0.99

01:32:10.620 so yeah i didn't i didn't look i don't know does she have fake tits too or she just didn't look 1.00

01:32:15.660 i don't know what the are you looking at her eyes her big face bro 1.00

01:32:19.900 i was like i was like you got them giant features on your tiny ass and she was like what 1.00

01:32:26.620 i was like never mind gotta go like and to be honest this was my whole assessment my entire 0.99

01:32:31.100 assessment of her i'm glad that you had the same one because like the whole time i was judging her

01:32:34.220 just strictly on these parameters not because she's like oh this is a kind of like a famous person here

01:32:38.700 right she's not kind of famous like that i didn't think of it like that i was like this is looking

01:32:42.700 weird looking strange i'm like do you think you would be like that if you saw like if other people that

01:32:48.060 are like that not she she's like mid-level like famous within the political scene like within like 0.99

01:32:54.700 yeah if you like if donald trump was at the party like would you like how would you feel like if like

01:33:01.100 just i'm i would want to talk to him yeah yeah i don't want to talk to him for sure but honestly for

01:33:05.980 me at this point after meeting like so many of my heroes i i don't think i'd even sweat meeting trump

01:33:10.620 at this point i really don't yeah i think trump is trump would be the coolest person that you would 0.98

01:33:15.660 have taught that you would ever talk to because you're not going to get bullshit from him like 0.83

01:33:19.500 if it if it's not like recorded you're going to get full except for the vaccines being safe and 0.63

01:33:23.980 effective yeah that's fun it's very much but he's like would that be the first thing you say to him

01:33:29.260 you'd be like safe and effective huh i'd be like hey what's up operation warp speed you 1.00

01:33:32.940 bitch-ass nigga what's up 1.00

01:33:36.700 dude that would be like i feel like you i bet i bet trump has never had someone say something like 1.00

01:33:41.260 that to him ever it'd be great to have someone like from the right hit him with some shit like 0.98

01:33:46.300 that'd be fantastic i would love oh my god that would be like if you like it was so funny to me 0.99

01:33:51.820 too that you would just meet him in the kitchen like you did laura loomer you're just like oh hey

01:33:56.300 trump what's up he's just like the palestinians let me tell you dude she i'm not even kidding she

01:34:03.180 let rip she was like she's not playing around she really believes what she has to say i'll give her 0.97

01:34:08.620 credit for that i believe it she she ain't lying she's definitely not fronting on on her beliefs

01:34:13.260 it made me feel like a fraud being on the other side of it because i'm like i don't really care

01:34:17.420 that much like that's like that's what she led with like i mean in fairness i let in because i let

01:34:24.220 in because i said i had just seen her on the debate with dave so it you know i prompted it but i i wasn't

01:34:29.340 trying to get into a debate and as soon as she started talking i was like oh if we continue to talk

01:34:33.660 i'm gonna have to debate her so i just like i just like nodded that's happening whenever you lose the

01:34:37.500 debate too you start like you get to like tell the people because like she definitely got

01:34:41.660 fucking railed on that debate yeah it's so yeah now she's got a debate again to everyone she's like 0.97

01:34:46.300 what i meant to say was yeah all right yeah whatever okay the only other thing lauren was there right 0.98

01:34:53.180 the whiskey or that's yeah yeah that was her house she's she's also extra i mean her and loomer are both 0.90

01:34:59.180 not fucking around total racist psychos it's funny because she got the other sides of it they're 0.98

01:35:05.100 on the other sides of it and they're friends yeah yeah dude she got top 10 most anti-semitic 0.99

01:35:11.020 people yeah lauren's like for real would like to see israel nuked and laura loomer i think would

01:35:17.740 nuke everywhere to protect israel and they're in the same house lauren is uncontrollably based did you 1.00

01:35:23.180 see the uh the video going around of her so i guess she did it a while ago but she's on a call with

01:35:27.980 blair white and she goes the best thing you could do is grow a mustache and say you're a man for the

01:35:32.700 conservative movement i was like yo you said that to blair white i messaged her i was like you like 0.98

01:35:36.700 i wouldn't have even said that to his or her or her face like that's like balls right there man so 0.76

01:35:41.900 the funniest part about that is carolyn borisenko was just like chilling in that i was like what the 0.64

01:35:46.700 are you doing there i was like this is retarded i was like this is it's a wild panel yeah yeah look i i 0.74

01:35:53.500 don't i i think i'm like this is this is where i draw the line with the conservatives i'm like

01:35:58.140 if you look as good as blair white you get to be a no that's my policy that's my policy yeah i would 0.71

01:36:04.380 not tell blair white to look like a man because i'm not trying to play white i'm just saying if you

01:36:10.860 look that if you look better than most biological women you get to be a chick but it doesn't look 1.00

01:36:16.380 better that's a low standard she's not a good looking woman like yeah she's obviously not even a 1.00

01:36:20.780 woman but like let's accept that she is i disagree not that good looking sure what do you mean she's 1.00

01:36:25.420 not that good looking i don't i don't find that i think i think if there wasn't this like trans 1.00

01:36:29.420 ambiance around like people see her you know that is a fucking dude and you're like well that looks 0.94

01:36:34.220 really good for a dude i don't think i think if you didn't know it was a dude you wouldn't know it was 0.97

01:36:38.220 a dude no it would i think she looked kind of weird there's some like weird features about her 1.00

01:36:42.220 she's like the also she looks super plastic so like i don't know she looks gross to me kind of 1.00

01:36:47.180 right you're like looking at her as makeup is nephilim shit bro yeah but there's an actual 0.99

01:36:51.260 woman here who's also with fake tits and said she's saying she's saying i wish i looked as 1.00

01:36:55.500 good as blair white yeah but blair white if you if you just ran a rag over blair white's face 1.00

01:36:59.820 like this is a little boy like this is clear here's exactly jose doesn't like her because she's too 1.00

01:37:06.060 skinny it's not the dick it's a little boy with fake tits the top nailed it see see that's the 1.00

01:37:12.060 problem like little boys with fake tits exactly exactly that's my i think i think if if clint met 1.00

01:37:22.380 i love that because i like fit women i now like little boys you're such a piece of your type it's 0.99

01:37:28.060 not fit it's your type is just skinny it's not fit no i want to be fit but i i don't know i feel

01:37:33.180 like your ideal woman's like a skinny chick i don't know yeah skinny because i've seen the times 1.00

01:37:37.340 you're like oh i don't i don't want to check who's bench pressing you know two plates i just 0.96

01:37:41.180 want to fucking fit woman no he doesn't mean skinny he means like malnourished but not in a 0.97

01:37:45.340 sense where their ribs are shown but malnourished like they haven't been fed as a child so they 0.99

01:37:48.860 don't grow up the body i want like their body is mature i want to see definition of their their

01:37:53.740 stomachs if they don't have that he sees heroin chic that style and thinks oh look that's i came of

01:37:59.900 age when that was the that was the ck you know models that's what that's what they look like

01:38:05.900 calvin klein models but i don't find that i was jerking off to bet videos yeah you remember that

01:38:14.780 bet video where they were they were like taking the uh the credit card and swiping them between 0.88

01:38:18.700 the girls asses they they used to show that bet at night man man i forgot what it was cold it was 0.99

01:38:24.140 like the late it was bt after night it was like oh look at all that ass that's really what it was 1.00

01:38:28.940 it was just porn black i think it was called after night but but it would be uncensored music videos 1.00

01:38:33.260 and it was like the greatest shit on earth you know how i knew i was i was racist that's how i 0.99

01:38:38.940 knew i was racist you guys remember the the black box uh uh for the the black box talking about bt um 0.99

01:38:45.500 for the cable like you would take you would take the wire and put it in the black box and then you

01:38:49.340 can get the pay-per-views or the porn or whatever it is that's like the old school remote with the red

01:38:54.780 button yeah i had there was there was times where i didn't have like the nine volt to charge that thing

01:39:00.060 black people take no so i couldn't if i wanted to look at porn i couldn't so i would go to bet 0.99

01:39:05.500 late night think about it and just turn the tv off and say no forget it no you're right nine 0.98

01:39:09.980 volts tomorrow i'm not doing it i swear to god that's when i learned i was racist too i was like 0.97

01:39:13.980 all these like naked black women i have no access to pornography because i'm in the age where the 1.00

01:39:18.300 internet dial-up is so slow so i'm watching i'm watching these black women that are almost naked 1.00

01:39:23.260 like twerking their asses and shit i'm like does nothing for me yeah not zero yeah national 1.00

01:39:28.620 geographic little boys where are the little boys 0.99

01:39:34.380 yeah not for me gotta flip it to like skinemax or something no no you gotta flip it over to like 0.99

01:39:39.100 the spike tv dude i don't have cinemax are you rich the fuck no no you flip it over to spike tv and 0.97

01:39:45.580 it's like late night and you just get the random like girls gone wild oh yes wow i'm glad you 0.99

01:39:51.500 remember that yeah the girls gone wild the commercials see see benzo barbie i'm not alone 0.98

01:39:57.500 she can't watch porn with a black person to this day it's true honestly even when i see a porn and 1.00

01:40:01.820 it's uh just a black dude's dick because like they don't show the dudes usually and it's a white 1.00

01:40:06.140 girl blowing them i'm like disgusting yeah immediately off doesn't matter i mean i'll i'll jerk off to the 1.00

01:40:13.420 george floyd uh death video but i don't know if that qualifies as porn it was crazy the how like it's 0.99

01:40:19.420 weird go back and look at the the girls gone wild and like now that like they've come out with like

01:40:23.820 the the uh documentary about it and they were like this is all like terrible what they do to these

01:40:28.540 women like i still watch those every week it makes it hotter wasn't there something so cool they're 1.00

01:40:33.740 like oh they regret this oh they regret it so much who do you think bought those by the way who do

01:40:38.620 you think saw that commercial was like i'm gonna spend 1999 i worked at my hundreds of thousands of

01:40:44.300 people in america like yeah a lot of people must be homeboy was worth crazy amounts of money for a

01:40:49.260 time before he got sued into oblivion there's something there's something romantic they were

01:40:53.820 the ones getting those porns like that used to be more of a thing having a porn like a bro like the 1.00

01:40:57.740 vhs tape that shit was the that shit was the porn i was into you got yo yo fucking savages are 1.00

01:41:03.100 watching bt fat black bitches gyrate i want to see these college broads that are too drunk to know 1.00

01:41:07.500 what they're doing is insane and just stripping like that was my uncle kept he kept his playboy 1.00

01:41:12.380 he kept this playboy in the downstairs bathroom like in between it was inside of like sports no 0.98

01:41:17.660 no my uncle right next door inside of the sports illustrated or some shit like that and he would 0.80

01:41:22.140 have the the new month every month so like me and my cousins would go into the bathroom and they'd be

01:41:27.500 like yo go in there it's it's like it's in between this page and this page and you go in and you

01:41:31.500 fucking look at and and we put it back and we wouldn't tell anybody can you can you believe that like 0.92

01:41:35.900 in my lifetime that was the only way you could get pornography it's the hero's journey i've seen it's 0.99

01:41:42.220 romantic it was it was like searching and finding pornography that way was something you're like

01:41:48.380 mainly about it you had to like connection dude it's like the same thing with like records and

01:41:52.700 how they become like now we have like itunes and shit i remember middle school my right it was like 0.65

01:41:56.780 a quest my best friends my best friend's dad had a penthouse and playboy subscription and he would 0.66

01:42:02.700 throw them out uh like once a year and my buddy eric would go and he'd steal them from the trash and

01:42:07.740 then we'd like we'd like parcel them up between the two of us i had i had all that yeah we we were

01:42:15.180 dumpster diving for fucking broads dude like dude it was the only way to survive dude i i the only 0.98

01:42:20.620 thing because my dad obviously my dad just goes yeah my dad obviously didn't subscribe to playboy or 0.98

01:42:26.780 penthouse or anything like that the only thing my dad subscribed to was the like uh like either men's

01:42:32.060 health or like the dude men's health had some fire dude it was either men's health or like uh

01:42:38.620 i think he did that one because they were also jose not little boys some other lifting for my

01:42:43.020 some other lifting magazine and that was the only because in the back there was always the 0.97

01:42:47.340 fucking like dick pills and it had to be something like or you're reading the testimonials being like 0.97

01:42:52.540 oh yeah that's hot dude i remember i remember the first time i remember the first time i saw a penthouse 0.99

01:42:57.020 keep it in the bathroom because like i think he ended his subscription because of me i was accustomed

01:43:03.580 i was accustomed to only seeing playboys and the first time i saw a penthouse there was a chick with 1.00

01:43:07.340 fucking like ropes all strewn across her face yeah like oh like come not like ropes and and and i was 0.98

01:43:14.460 so i was so put off by it i was like i was like oh there's another there's another level to this game 0.97

01:43:19.260 man like i had no idea i couldn't even come at the time i couldn't even come by the way first time i

01:43:26.620 jerked off didn't come first like first year yeah i remember when i came i did finally i asked my stepdad

01:43:32.140 and like because i i remember like as a little kid being like i don't remember how it's obviously so

01:43:36.860 long ago but i just remember being like in those situations like how do i broach this without telling

01:43:41.580 him and like and i remember i don't know what because you were in them and he looked at me and he goes

01:43:45.980 like as i'm bringing up he looked at me and just goes just kind of shakes his head and walks away

01:43:52.780 so you're like you're like no i have a sincere question though sir

01:43:57.580 he's like i'm not going to prison to answer your questions dude i told them on the show like the

01:44:01.340 first time that i like i think it was the first time i came i like spewed blood out of my thigh

01:44:06.780 i told them oh yeah yeah you told that and that's no that was the moment that you knew you weren't

01:44:11.820 supposed to be on earth today today i am a man dude it wouldn't stop bleeding it was a fountain

01:44:16.940 of blood like a capillary was just like shooting just out my leg story so much i love it i love it

01:44:23.260 because it's literally god telling him you are not supposed to be here i i like the story i like the

01:44:32.860 story because yeah because he like every time he does like weird it makes that

01:44:38.620 story more believable so every now time every subsequent time i've heard it i believe it more

01:44:43.180 and it makes me happier for some reason that's the same way he comes up with these lies is that

01:44:47.500 he he just lies for so many years that they eventually become true to him i was back and forth on that i 0.98

01:44:52.460 go what the fuck is that i go back and forth to where i go i go back and forth with his shenanigans 0.99

01:45:00.380 where he's so crazy i call that shooting your shot like right there that is yeah he's like toad ain't 0.99

01:45:07.340 doing shit hey i'm gonna be with you i think i think that's the type of line that successfully 0.97

01:45:12.140 picks up benzo barbie oh yeah she's just like yeah yeah you want to be my stepdad with toad shenanigans 0.99

01:45:19.420 i go back and forth there's points where he's like so crazy and it's like i think it's all made

01:45:23.260 up it's all bush and there's times where you'll do something crazy where i'm like well maybe this

01:45:27.580 is crazy so i guess that kind of makes all the other crazy stuff make sense too i know i'm still

01:45:32.140 trying to wrap my head around the enigma that is toad it just doesn't make any sense that he would 0.99

01:45:36.540 fucking bust a capillary the first time he orgasms like and and like as if busting a capillary in your 0.98

01:45:42.220 leg just means that it's it's a wound that propels blood to the floor like what yeah like yeah yeah 0.99

01:45:49.020 i don't get it it was it was like the the blood vessel like rerouted itself like right out of my

01:45:53.580 leg it was like a fountain of blood what blood vessel from where i can't i can't believe that

01:45:58.940 your femoral artery tried to commit suicide not the femoral artery how hard did you come

01:46:05.900 blood pressure within his leg to force a capillary to the surface to burst this is 0.99

01:46:10.860 bullshit i'm sorry this sounds medically retarded i mean i'm not a doctor it absolutely happened but 0.96

01:46:15.420 yeah by the way where did the uh where did the y'all are y'all are clay you're a little bit older so 0.98

01:46:20.780 you watch the like the old like pornos was the steps like brother stepsister stepmom it wasn't a 0.99

01:46:25.660 thing until about six years ago and then it became everything it's all jewish shit bro i forget how young 0.98

01:46:31.340 you are cole i could have told you that i'm not even that old so yeah well i'm gonna go to the oldest 0.99

01:46:35.740 one here did you have to tell your mom did you have to tell your mom you were bleeding did you have to

01:46:39.900 then like ma oh did i have to do that yeah yeah so with the hard hard day she's like is it hard

01:46:46.380 is it soft i'm not gonna tell anymore i just like yeah i just like to think that her mom was just like

01:46:50.620 this is a uh fill in your last name uh man thing that happens every time of their first come and she

01:46:57.020 says this is like this is a tradition as old as this is a toad tradition it's like when a girl gets 0.98

01:47:04.860 her first period dude what if you're a hermaphrodite what if you fucking bled what if you hit puberty and 0.98

01:47:09.500 like bled and came at the same time yeah toad be in hermaphrodite tracks yeah i have that blood 1.00

01:47:14.540 vessel uh like do you have a pussy bro in my thigh yeah yeah it looks like he runs out of breath 1.00

01:47:19.180 it's a it's a it's a capillus capillus all right yeah what did your dad say about it toad did you 0.99

01:47:26.620 tell your dad i don't think he knew i don't think he was home you didn't tell him after how long 0.99

01:47:32.220 before you jerked off again no no no i i i want to say porn changes quick now i did a bit in 2020 but it's 0.98

01:47:38.460 way folk it was it's like she did porn in 2020 is that what i don't understand what i'm gonna go 1.00

01:47:44.300 wait what the fuck it's either porn or comedy that's that's a real shit right right as this 0.99

01:47:50.300 this step porn shit started to take off i dated my stepsister oh that's so like like the the 1.00

01:47:57.020 correlation between porn and my personal life yeah like i felt i felt like i was the only one actually 0.99

01:48:03.500 living the dream though that's oh my god wait so what laney said that that he does he did porn are

01:48:10.940 we going to try to look for this or yeah i'll try i'll try yeah like what that's next show stuff and

01:48:15.900 we can i'll probably see also i also clint just dropped a bomb on us too this is perfect i don't

01:48:22.620 want to answer any questions so i'm glad that no one's saying shit i'm sitting here thinking what 1.00

01:48:26.140 do i even say i'm just clint fucked his stepsister like he did i almost asked did you fuck your 1.00

01:48:33.100 stepsister then i realized well what a weird question ask someone like that if there's ever 0.99

01:48:38.060 a time not to kiss and tell that's it so i think it's i think that's a good place to wrap it to be

01:48:43.180 honest come back next week because clint's coming back to the family reunion the same way like i'll think

01:48:49.820 about what i what portions of it i want to tell tomorrow or next week you can't put a stepsister next to 0.96

01:48:54.460 clint because he's going to fuck anybody in his sight she just she just fell asleep next to me 1.00

01:49:02.220 you hear the music that's the rap music that's right it's time for talking towers everybody 0.99

01:49:06.060 shut up see you later bye guys catch you next week 0.84

01:49:08.460 oh you guys love this episode this was crazy today right so i just want to say first of all uh playboy 0.97

01:49:27.740 when you have we or some of these other ones it's like watching toads better off dead rather than just

01:49:32.700 watching the tower gang so we're glad you're here okay rumble we had over 60 views tonight youtube

01:49:37.340 over 100 twitter about five so you guys can make comments on twitter and they'll show up here we're

01:49:42.540 gonna start trying to push people to rumble and twitter maybe uh do that okay where have our guys 0.62

01:49:47.740 been lately no i'm not muted i'm not fuck you all uh toad is a spokesman for javier mille so check him out 0.96

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01:50:01.100 on there or an episode and it's called um here we go add to the stage here toads betting 101 steps

01:50:08.620 like abstinence toad coming up on the lp presidential debate spaces look for that cole he's still on 0.77

01:50:14.700 instagram i would say send him some videos uh to fuck up his algorithm he loves that kind of stuff

01:50:20.540 um and he's telling people about their uh to walk it off on the tragic sports events jose increasingly

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01:50:50.300 uh liberty lockdown uh yeah sorry clint of the liberty lockdown show uh it's he's killing it over

01:50:57.100 there he had over sick almost 60 000 views over there on the um the best political show with luke

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01:51:34.620 all right we're done it's the tower power hour slide to the tower power hour no way jose liberty

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01:52:26.480 He made it all his fame

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Tower Gang - December 21, 2023

Ep 156 - YEAH

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