Ep 16 - Eat and Suck Dicks w⧸ Jeremy Todd & Liberty Lockdown
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1 hour and 32 minutes
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189.74345
Summary
Fat Dave is joined by returning guests Jeremy and Clint from Liberty Lockdown to talk about moonshine, David Gronoski, and how to live your life to the fullest. Plus, the guys talk about their recent trip to D.C. and what it's like to live in luxury.
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Welcome, everybody, to what is now the most offensive Liberty podcast
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I'm Toad back with you and here again with Fat Dave yet again.
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And our guests with us today, we have Jeremy Todd and Clint returning to the show
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Reminds me of that kid in New York that had a heart attack from drinking 12 energy
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drinks per day, and now he's like some evangelist for getting them criminalized, like making
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See, this is one of those times where like social Darwinism really applies.
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It's like, had that dude died, the world's better off because then we don't have someone trying
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Just drink a 13th or a 14th and just die already.
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This is too funny because I just got done recording this two-hour beautiful soliloquy
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with Kerry Wettler and David Gronoski, where we're just talking about mindfulness meditation
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and Jesus and prayer, and then I come on here and I'm like, this guy should die.
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That's a great duo right there, Gronoski and Kerry.
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We already said that we would fuck you for the money on some other show of ours.
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Like, no one was even trying to fuck me for fun.
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Cole, you're the only one in here I want to fuck anyway, so...
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Don't get me talking about my professional manscaping again.
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We're going to talk about Clint's podcast here.
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I flew 5,000 miles in 36 hours, because I went to D.C.
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Basically, a mansion on a bunch of acres of land.
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I didn't even know, like, that part of the country.
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And then at the end of it, you go down to the left, and there's a skate park, which is fucking legendary.
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And then you go upstairs, six bedrooms in the kitchen, upstairs, six bedrooms in the kitchen, upstairs, attic with the studio.
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And his whole staff lives with him, like all the people that work on his show.
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It's like hippie commune, Peter Pan, never grew up, dopest shit I ever saw in my life.
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So that's what inspired the tweet this morning.
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This is the kind of luxury life us podcasters live.
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No, but actually, Ian and I hit it off really like right away.
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He was the one that showed me the skate park afterwards because like Tim is a workaholic, man.
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And then he went downstairs and started playing video games with his buddy.
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I mean, it also so happens that that was the title of our previous episode.
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And I don't give a shit what the libertarian plank is for that.
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I'm going to take the unprincipled stance of him going to Gitmo.
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I mean, if there's going to be work camps, I mean, it shouldn't be for politicians.
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No, the official libertarian stance is to close Gitmo.
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Well, I know all of the shitposters have a lot of angst over Dave's comments about decreasing
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Here, let me give my two cents, and then I'd love to hear your guys' comments.
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First off, I think the bigger point that I would have made, I don't know if this is Dave's
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point, so I'm only going to speak for myself, but if I were him, I would have said, hey,
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how about we decrease the shitposting towards the people in the LP that are losing power
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Because it's like, it's kind of like, once you've already beat your opponent, do you
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actually stand in the ring and still talk shit to him?
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You fucking hold up the belt and you go like, next challenger, please.
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To me, the next challenger is the deep state, the fucking actual politicians that have power.
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Henschman and all these cunts don't have any fucking power.
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So that would have been my kind of redirect if I was Dave, but I know you guys have your
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I mean, I don't even know about that, because what if Henschman or, like, I don't know if
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you would lump Sarwark in with him or something like that.
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What if those guys are, you know, they're still, like, part of the establishment in some
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His wife is going to lose her job to me in 2022, motherfuckers.
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All right, you guys know where I come from on my position, but, like, one thing I've been
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All right, you know, anyways, the way I see it, like, right now is I actually think that
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Like, if I was going to be a party person, I think Clint's actually right, because I think
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right now we're seeing these bad actors being ousted out, you know, one way or another.
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And then also the Prag Caucus fucking dissolved.
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Like, I just see this as a sign as they're kind of, like, winning to some extent, LPMC.
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Are you going to keep focusing your attention intrinsically?
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Like, I feel like it needs to be focused outward.
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And I'm actually, like, I've said many times in the chat that, like, I'll think...
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I'll be, like, yo, fucking let's go do political shit when I start seeing fucking state accounts
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calling fucking Lindsey Graham a faggot or something.
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And I'm not even being, like, the least bit sarcastic.
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Like, if we can take our shitposting and apply it out there, like, it's kind of almost like
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Hoppe's theory of, like, making the state a joke.
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And we kind of in a way are, but not in the lame-ass fucking, like, vermin supreme fucking
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boot on my head way in a fucking, like, fuck you, you motherfuckers kind of way.
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And I can see where people come from with different thoughts.
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But I've been dipping my toe back into the shitposting role a little bit.
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Don't talk to an Italian about good pasta here, man.
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So, there will be people who blame me and Reed Coverdale for Dave being anti-shitposting.
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Dave Reed and I and David Fite became kind of friends.
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Even if that perception came about from the douchebags in the party.
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Always thought Dave was something that he wasn't.
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So, but honestly, the whole idea of Liberty Unity was what you guys were just fucking talking about.
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Like, I was just tired of seeing everybody go at each other within our ranks.
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I think there was a purpose, though, initially.
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Like, I do think those were elements that needed to be pushed out.
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So, there are elements of division and unity is kind of my point all the way through.
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To those elements, you had your fucking chance.
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And everybody on Dave's side and the Mises Coggett side came to the table.
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And you guys all just yelled bigot and racist louder.
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So, at this point, I tried to come to your rescue.
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And it seems like they're trying to take people with them, too.
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I mean, especially with this Carrie Ann Harlow thing.
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And she's been objective pretty much the most all the way through.
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No, because there's nothing worse than an apostate.
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Because she was – they thought that she might be an ally for them.
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So, they actually hate her more than they hate us.
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Because she wasn't supposed to have our back in any way.
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So, I really think that's why they wanted to crucify her.
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Well, actually, I had this thought before talking to him.
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It's like these are people that operate in religious terms.
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But the way that they actually operate is as deeply religious as you could possibly find anybody on the planet.
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Which goes double for the people that get mad at us calling somebody a faggot.
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Like, the funny thing is, like, everyone gave Toad so much shit about that last week.
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And, like, if anything, I was probably the most blatant and offensive of, like, everyone.
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Maybe it was because I never in any way caved at all.
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You and Leif Scott mentioned a couple – I got nothing.
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Did everyone just know I was not going to fold?
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I don't know if it's just that, like, why did no one fuck with me?
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It's because you are friends with so many different people.
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For us, like, anyone comes at me, they know, black, you go.
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So you're saying I have the pink hair now is what you're saying?
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I have the carpet to match the drapes, too, so.
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What's pretty insane is this whole thing, I was talking about it, like, we talked about
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this multiple times, especially, like, talking about Nick, with Nick, because Nick was pretty
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And it was just like, listen, this thing started because one kid instigated this against Jeremy.
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And then he, the kid comes back on Twitter and then the Jeremy comes back on Twitter.
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And then after our show, the kid comes back again on Twitter.
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And it's just like, OK, after three times, like, you're instigating.
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It's time that I mean, I mean, you can't just like be like, OK, I'm too I'm young.
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Like, you're not going to hide behind your age after you've done this three times.
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And then at least it seems like Toad and him made up and had a good conversation at some
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We haven't just made it, which I saw some kind of Twitter thing.
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Yeah, why would you even communicate with that motherfucker?
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Like, I'm telling you, cut these people the fuck off.
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I mean, as you know, like I was like I was getting all these accusations.
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I mean, it was me and Jeremy basically Kaufman, like Gus called us both pedos.
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And I think the other accusations were that that I'd call them a faggot, which I didn't
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I don't know what to say, but I wouldn't be surprised.
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And like, I don't know if he was pissed off at us talking about Miley Annopoulos and that
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And then we had, you know, Erica like came after even harder.
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And I'm really pissed that tweet is still up where she was like accusing me of abusing
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And I don't know what the other shit was in that tweet.
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I legit advocated shooting people in the face for diddling kids in that episode.
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And of course, they take three minutes out of context that we briefly touched on it because
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it was actually pertinent to the day's events because it really actually kind of weirdly
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And somehow, like, it's implied that we are cool with that shit, like, or cool with pedophilia
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Like, I'm like completely fine with Jeremy Kaufman doubling down on that fucking idiot.
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Like, no one thought he said when he said suck my dick, he literally meant suck my dick.
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Like, Jeremy, like, yeah, I mean, it was a little ballsy to double down, but I don't
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I've been working, like, construction and shit like that since I was a little kid.
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Like, if I ever fucking mouthed off to some adult as a fucking 15-year-old on the job
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site, and they fucking came back at me with some hard shit, I'm not going to be like,
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Dude, I was, like, not, you know, really blue collar or anything like that.
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But I grew up in the 90s, you know, in the 2000s.
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But, you know, it was all, like, everybody was just, like, yeah.
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Not to be the serious guy, but, like, I think the lesson to be taken away here is that if
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you want to play ball in this arena, like, understand that that shit is going to happen.
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And what I mean by that is they are going to take your three-minute clip out of context
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So, I think that, like, LPNH coming out and being like, eh, maybe we learned our lesson.
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And Dave being like, maybe don't shitpost so much.
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Because if we're going to play ball and we're going to try and be serious, like, eh.
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I feel like there's some, like, good to that type of shit, though, because I've been saying
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over and over again that this whole thing, like, this situation on multiple levels was
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an amazing opportunity to galvanize allies and identify enemies.
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Because someone that will do that, they have identified what the fuck they are.
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You can do it like fucking Clint was getting at.
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Or do whatever, you know, tactics you want to go that way.
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Those are the people I need to be clicking up with.
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Like, and I think that's, I mean, in a weird way, that's like kind of the template for
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Are we all going to just pretend that it's at all fucking normal for a 16-year-old or
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17-year-old to be involved in a Libertarian Party?
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Much less why we're taking a 17-year-old's opinion on anything seriously.
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Much less why Jeremy Kaufman should have known when he first said it that the kid's gay
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He was just commenting because he thought what he said was shitty, and it was.
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He's actually 50, and apparently we're talking about what he's talking about.
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Go date dudes and stop fucking with the Libertarian Party.
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I thought Jose was about to say something a lot worse.
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Jeremy, what is the, is there any rules on that?
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You have to be a certain age to be part of the LP?
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Like, it is a, I mean, at the end of the day, it's a political party.
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So, you know, you have to be registered voting age in order to kind of, you know, be involved, membership.
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Like, at the end of the day, we can talk about, like, what is the strategy of the LP as far as messaging and shit like that goes.
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So, if you're not old enough to vote, like, I mean, I guess be an activist and do some other shit.
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I was, look, we, Reid and I were reminiscing with Dave Smith where we were talking shit to him like six, seven months ago today.
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It was, it was, it was beautiful how far we've come, man.
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No, and this, I think this is the good thing about, and the reason that I am not rejecting the Unity moniker because I think everyone has this knee-jerk thing.
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No matter how many times I explained it, you explained it, Reid explained it, we're trying to unify with people that see the common enemy.
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And this kid is not our enemy, but he's also not an ally.
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For the life of me, I can't understand why a kid is on a big call with, like, 12 different 50-year-olds talking about the Libertarian Party, and he gets a speaking position?
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He's not an enemy or an ally, but he also does not really have the same enemy that we do, because I know he's, like, pro-Israel and things like that.
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Yeah, this kid's a disaster on all fronts, so, like, let's just let him go away.
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But again, I would also say, Jeremy, like, you're right that this is what our enemies will do to make money and to dismiss us, but these aren't people making money.
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These are fucking just losers in this movement that are, like, we're going to take this three-minute clip so that we can have faux outrage for 48 hours towards Toad.
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Like, I feel terrible for you, because I know you got dragged through the mud needlessly, but I'm telling you, when you see someone behaving like this early on, because you had mentioned some stuff that she had done earlier, just cut bait, bro.
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Just cut bait, because these people are fucking deranged.
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And they're going to hate me for saying all this, and guess what?
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I don't give a fuck, because I already blocked all you bitches.
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So, Keaton, cut this shit, you know, cut this clip and put it up and be like, Liberty Lockdown stands with the bigots.
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I don't give a fuck what you have to say about me, okay?
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You're saying I'm too nice with someone out there.
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I thought I was, like, the biggest asshole ever or something.
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I just think if you don't, like I've been saying, it galvanizes allies, identifies enemies.
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If you don't do anything that identifies enemies bit, that's on you.
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Like, this is just a good, this whole exercise is a good exercise in fucking figuring out what to do next.
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Like, it's on you to use that information and do what you will with it.
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And we don't have anything to do with children in a political movement.
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Which, which kind of goes, like, to identifying enemies, kind of goes back to just what we just saw in the LP of where we had how many of the council members just voted to out carry on Harlos for basically nothing.
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And so, like, we know, like, okay, you're the, you're, right now, you're the ones not on our side.
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You're the ones that are here to fuck around and play politics.
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And what you want your club to be in and be in charge of.
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Right, like, everybody that voted, yeah, to oust Karen Ann Harlos, yeah, I mean.
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And if that's the good thing that comes out of New Hampshire is that this is the moment, and it was so stupid of them.
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Because this was so clearly fucked from the beginning that this chick, Jaletta Jarvis, stole this party and did all this shit.
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And then they were like, now's the time to play our hand.
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And now's the time to pull it out of the closet and show them what we're about.
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JVH could have been like, you know, we're going to stay out of this.
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He took it as an opportunity to fucking grandstand and alienate 50% of the party.
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And, like, dude, the moment you did that, you lost credibility.
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And the same thing with all these people fucking voting to oust Karen Ann Harlos.
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And if you put me in a position similar, I'm running basically for one of the five spots that, like, Josh has one of.
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If you put me and Josh there, I can guarantee you, you are going to get more transparency like Karen Ann has given.
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You are going to know every fucking thing that happens behind the scenes on this party, good or bad.
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We're we're we're I'm done playing this this D.C. bullshit.
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Oh, Douglas, Jeff Douglas and Angela Cardell before the the Carlos vote for that thing.
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And they were saying that even though she got voted out, they still have the chance to vote her back in at the next one or get her back in at some time.
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The vice chair came through, according to Josh, and threw all this shit out, but it's been reintroduced with.
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So but it's been reintroduced by J.B.H.'s buddy Longstreth, another motherfucker that I'm going to replace.
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You got Longstreth, Sarwark and Ebke are three that I absolutely need to get out.
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Longstreth reintroduced the motion to remove her.
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But this time, at least there will be due process.
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But we're sitting here and this is something that as these couple of weeks where I've kind of entertained this idea of like, all right, should I run?
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Guys, we spend damn near 30 grand sending out those stupid fucking newspapers.
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If you are a member of the Libertarian Party, you get a newspaper newsletter in the mail like two or three times a year.
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It costs the party 30 fucking thousand dollars.
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And what we're going to do now because we got to take Karen Ann through due process because these motherfuckers won't let up is Karen Ann's going to have to secure a legal representation.
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We're going to have to have we're going to have to pay for parliamentarianism.
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And then we're going to have to have legal representation for the LP.
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So we're just pissing away money that we don't fucking have to try and oust somebody.
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They don't give a shit about the future of the party, the future of the LP.
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They would rather burn it down than lose it is what I've heard many people say, either Heiss or Dave Smith, man.
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Stay at the Dirty Golden Nugget and get these motherfuckers out of here, man.
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I think it's all but a foregone conclusion that these people are on their way out.
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But as someone commented earlier on the stream, I hope not.
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As someone commented earlier, you know, this is not the end all be all of liberty.
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So, like, as important as it may be, and I'm not saying it's not important.
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Like, we're probably not going to win the presidency.
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We're probably not going to get any congressmen or senators.
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Don't make this, like, your entire life's mission.
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I love the people that are willing to do it, and I'm not even trying to degrade them at all.
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But I'm just speaking more to the broad libertarian audience, libertarian movement,
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to just say, like, hey, we all need to be fucking doing everything in our day-to-day lives
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And if we have to, you know, get over these little temporary hurdles,
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Like, if we get this victory, the fucking game is not won.
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Like, it is just, like, the very – it's like the coin flip to the game,
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Like, oh, my God, if we win this coin flip, we're going to fucking win the game.
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Like, it was – like, the Ron Paul movement, he didn't win the presidency,
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but he changed at least the future because, I mean, he got a Dave in.
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And that can happen once again going forward, and even in a bigger way because of –
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I mean, speaking – well, we could have a little bit more.
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That's pretty – hey, don't deadname him, okay?
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That's just, like – the branding sounds a little off.
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He's fucking Vin Armani, so he probably knows better than I do.
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But it just doesn't sound phonetically right, but the story's pretty dope.
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It's something to do with some sort of fucking, like, saint that was a wizard or some rad shit.
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I threw it all off, but that's been on my mind.
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Yeah, I don't know enough about what Vin actually does right now, so.
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I just know he's in Saipan and, like, basically making fun of everybody that's still in the U.S.
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Does nobody – do you guys not know that he changed his name or – because it didn't seem like anyone caught that?
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I was DMing with him today to schedule for Thursday.
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But I didn't think anyone else would know, which is why I said shut up, Vin.
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Anyways, Jeremy, let's talk a little bit because I know you had wanted to talk to me a couple weeks ago about –
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was it tactics or what we're going to talk about?
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Oh, yeah, it was basically what I talked about with Jose, I guess.
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I haven't released the episode yet, but he called you a bitch, Clint.
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You're only one seat away from each other, right?
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Actually, real quick, I think a lot of people actually haven't gotten a bad impression of Jeremy.
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I actually think he's far more base than a lot of you guys think.
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Okay, I think he has more basiveness to get, but I think he's fucking – I think he's pretty – he's better than I gave him credit for initially.
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That's what's great about having conversations with people.
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This is the same exact assessment that we had of Reid early on.
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Is that because he was pushing the Unity thing before any of us understood what it was, all of us knee-jerk rejected it, and then I started to fucking push it, and then the entire world exploded, and then Unity's dead.
00:30:10.900
Well, that's why – we literally had an episode early on that was called Live Unity is Fake and Gay, and then we had Reid on, and the title was, Is Live Unity Fake and Gay?
00:30:19.460
It was because early on it was like the thought was, okay, we have to get with these people that even though we don't like them, like basically it was anybody in the libertarian movement.
00:30:35.340
You need to get with these guys just so we can get to this one end goal.
00:30:38.300
This is like, no, because those people don't have the same end goal.
00:30:40.800
It's getting with people that have the same end goal.
00:30:50.120
Because the people that don't have the same end goal, they're just going to be dead weight along the way and usually even more actively pulling against us from the goal.
00:31:03.800
Look, look, I had a very simple goal when I started.
00:31:08.220
It wasn't even necessary – look, I don't even care about like petty infighting.
00:31:17.900
It was more than I could have ever, ever dreamed of in 60 seconds.
00:31:27.380
I think I watched the replay of that at least 100 times.
00:31:31.380
Honestly, I want Toad to pull it up and play it just because it is one of the funniest things.
00:31:44.800
Like it really for me like Liberty Unity hit a checkered flag right before it hit the fucking wall when Spike, Dave Smith, and Justin Amash are all on a call and they're like,
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00:32:20.220
Look, I know she wasn't great, but she was our candidate.
00:32:31.060
And so like when I saw people come out and like come for her for those, I was like everybody needs to calm the fuck down.
00:32:41.880
And basically Joe Jorgensen was an absolute cunt to everybody behind the scenes.
00:32:47.260
People were like, you have to start talking about Syria.
00:32:53.660
Please, for the love of God, the people want it.
00:32:56.340
And she was like, no, my team doesn't feel that way.
00:33:04.160
And so I was like, we have to prevent this from ever happening again.
00:33:11.480
And that was really the biggest thing was, okay, can I get these three out in front talking to each other, saying we agree, saying we have each other's back regardless of who gets the nomination so that all of their factions will just get in fucking line in 2024 because the message that's going to come out in 2024, y'all, think about this for a second.
00:33:32.400
It was Jacob fucking Hornberger, Judge Jim Gray, the Republican, and Joe Jorgensen, all right?
00:33:41.620
And now we have upgraded to Spike Cohen doing his damn thing, Justin Amash, and Dave Smith.
00:33:47.680
Like, that is the greatest four-year increase in the party's history.
00:33:53.920
And the last thing we need is them going at each other's throats.
00:33:56.840
That was what Liberty Unity meant for me was, like, how do we get these people to make sure we don't gut each other by 2024?
00:34:05.780
And then they all got on Clubhouse in front of 1,500 people and were like, we love each other.
00:34:17.300
So everything that's happened since then has just really been for moot because we accomplished the mission.
00:34:23.200
See, this is the critique that I had for Liberty Unity back then, though, is that because what Joe Jorgensen said to those people when asked to talk more about lockdowns and things like that, or Syria or whatever, and she said, no, that's not what my team thinks.
00:34:42.300
I knew that her team of social media managers, PR reps, whoever the fuck was involved with that, were the definition of the problem.
00:34:51.520
I mean, those were the people that were pushing the complete wrong direction in the wrong moment, and it was just like, these people need to not be in charge of messaging, and that's all I cared about.
00:35:08.240
Neither of them were going to actually change the trajectory of the lockdowns.
00:35:16.220
However, moving forward, I just wanted to have a candidate, be it Spike, Dave, or Justin, all three of them would have been light years ahead.
00:35:29.600
Their messaging would have been good enough that I wouldn't have had to say anything, except for maybe Justin, because he's a political figure.
00:35:37.800
But those other two, like, I have no doubt that Spike and Dave would have been hammering it hard, so Justin Mosh is actually the worst.
00:35:49.280
Out of those three, but I'm still, as opposed to Joe Jorgensen, I would definitely take Amash, but if I have my druthers, it's Dave, then Spike, then Justin.
00:36:09.400
We'll get to the dick soon enough for you, Jose.
00:36:21.740
Make sure that you need to put through the audio tone.
00:36:37.560
Oh, was that the one that looked like she was smoking crack in the, uh, the lady, like,
00:36:46.120
Rogue, you know full well I have no idea what that means.
00:36:53.000
Dude, it doesn't let me put the audio in for the stream, by the way.
00:37:17.300
Damn, I'm going to fuck us up because I wanted to play this video, even though it is one of
00:37:22.900
I can give you the link if you want, but there's no option for audio here, it doesn't seem.
00:37:35.240
Is this actually a really genius way to insult me?
00:37:37.580
Because I don't know if it's an insult or a comment.
00:37:55.900
At the end of the day, I would like to see the state abolished.
00:38:04.960
What I don't like is I have kind of decided my lane is I've got two lanes that I'm going
00:38:12.220
One is to try and teach us how to not be basement dwelling anti-socialites as a party.
00:38:22.260
Let me get out of the basement before you start talking about all this shit.
00:38:37.320
And by normies, I mean the people who are, I don't know, politically numb, don't vote,
00:38:42.100
or they kind of are like, well, I like this person better than this person.
00:38:48.360
And you know what I don't want to talk about with those people?
00:38:53.340
So if I have to pretend that like, oh, yeah, we can keep the courts and the cops in the
00:38:59.260
room, all that is so I don't have to fucking talk to them about it.
00:39:09.100
You will work three weeks this year, and 100% of your money for those three weeks is going
00:39:16.560
Like, it's going to go to bomb brown children around the globe.
00:39:19.380
Can we fucking talk about how I can give you those three weeks back of your life and of
00:39:44.280
I posted the link to Fat Dave's tweet in the private chat, by the way, if anybody else
00:40:06.420
Dude, I am a tech retard, so someone has to do this better than me.
00:40:16.940
Will Fight on YouTube posted his edited version of it, which is still pretty funny.
00:40:23.680
All right, we should probably swivel as opposed to having tech issues, like retards.
00:40:42.180
Think of, like, the most masculine biker you can think of.
00:40:56.240
And then Bailey J is, I guess, a cute chick-ish, but has a wiener.
00:41:12.080
That's the most bass thing I've ever heard, I think.
00:41:17.540
I mean, you realize you don't actually have to...
00:41:19.940
I don't think you have to do anything with a wiener in this hypothetical, right?
00:41:23.640
You can just have her talk and just bend her over and fuck her in the ass.
00:41:39.580
For those asking where the victory is, look no further than the assholes chat commenters
00:41:48.460
Disgusting things directed to a young person who should be applauded for choosing to fight
00:41:55.980
I am an elected libertarian and candidate for local office and Pennsylvania lieutenant
00:42:01.740
I am disgusted and appalled by the hate and division spread from factions of this party.
00:42:10.900
The bullshit in New Hampshire is only the start if we do not stop it now.
00:42:15.520
There is nothing wrong with the passionate potty mouth.
00:42:18.520
I was falsely accused and removed by heist and the Mises stronghold in my home county of
00:42:23.700
Montgomery County, Pennsylvania for the same thing.
00:42:26.360
So I condemn the removal of Ms. Harlow's without due process.
00:42:31.060
If you want to do this, be consistent and remove Joshua Smith from being a goddamn internet
00:42:37.820
bully, troll, telling people to suck, to eat dicks, promoting gang tactics, and calling
00:42:57.260
You can't tell me shitposting is an amazing tactic after that.
00:43:01.940
Like, you get your enemies to have breakdowns for everyone to see going, you have a passionate
00:43:08.760
Dude, did he start off by saying point of personal privilege?
00:43:16.220
Someone else did actually say that, though, in the face.
00:43:18.120
Someone actually did say point of personal privilege.
00:43:20.540
He also sounds exactly like I would think he would sound.
00:43:35.360
Somebody pull up your fucking free edition of Canva and you put that on my face.
00:43:42.260
Hey, if that's your campaign slogan, you got my vote, really.
00:43:45.320
Dude, I just got my Joshua Smith eat my entire ass Top Lobster shirt today.
00:43:53.620
Dude, the best part of that video, and it wasn't because you probably couldn't really see it,
00:43:58.320
was Josh Smith losing his, like, just losing it on camera.
00:44:13.340
is that's just his custom ringtone for when John Waldenberger calls him.
00:44:25.120
Does Homeboy not sound exactly like you envisioned, though?
00:44:45.760
No, that's like wearing the shirt of the band to the, you know,
00:45:03.120
What you didn't hear, the guy right before him basically broke down crying.
00:45:09.360
He basically broke down crying right before that.
00:45:12.380
really upset me because James Lane's was epic also.
00:45:17.400
But then it was followed by Waldenberger, and we all fucking forgot.
00:45:42.800
Hey, by the way, on Rabbi, he'll never fucking find this, so it doesn't matter.
00:45:48.200
But, like, next year, Rabbi, if you're here, make sure to go to TopLobster.com.
00:45:56.840
But I'm moving to Lexington, Kentucky, probably, like 90% next year.
00:46:04.620
And I'm going to try and get coffee with him because he talks about getting coffee with people all the time.
00:46:10.780
Did you see a good idea to steer clear of Feds?
00:46:23.460
It was like, well, me and the Council of Jews have come together, and we decided that anti-Semitism means this.
00:46:30.400
Yeah, the Council of Jews was a new one for me.
00:46:44.720
Man, you ran in different circles in Alabama than me if you heard of the Council of Jews, man.
00:46:56.080
Like, you play these word games, and one of the things he was trying to be like, well, I think that we would understand what anti-Semitism means.
00:47:01.500
And he legit was like, I think Dave Preston, I'm like, well, how do you define it?
00:47:04.440
Like, well, we have had, like, he didn't call it council, I'm being silly, obvious, but he was like, well, we've had our talks, and we've discussed this.
00:47:16.480
Like a large concentration of Jews in a camp or something like that.
00:47:20.980
If we got to set what it was to call us anti-state, you know, like when they're creating all these new terrorist laws, and they're like, you guys are terrorists.
00:47:33.360
But, like, seriously, who gets to define their own hate group category, hate language?
00:47:39.820
Like, I don't like it when you talk about libertyism.
00:47:47.880
I don't understand why anyone allows this game to be played.
00:47:50.300
Like, he's like, oh, you criticize Israel, so you're anti-Semitic.
00:47:56.520
We should be able to talk about the fact that they're fucking up the Palestinians.
00:48:00.460
We'll get Ryan Dawson on here real quick, and he'll let you know.
00:48:06.800
If you want to find borderline anti-Semitism, that's the place to go.
00:48:14.300
Do you remember what he tweeted about the rabbi?
00:48:20.760
I'm trying to play nice in the tweets with the rabbi, and Kentucky is like, you've never
00:48:34.680
You mean you don't spam him with memes of uncircumcised penises?
00:48:41.880
I don't remember what he said, but I immediately hit him with, I have six million reasons why
00:48:49.440
I think I'm even sitting there a little too high.
00:48:59.140
I don't give a fuck if people think it's anti-Semitic.
00:49:04.000
Yeah, my favorite people in the world are Jews.
00:49:13.280
So when you said Cole ran in different circles in Alabama, Cole is actually in the KKK, if
00:49:24.360
My schedule every week is TPH and then KKK meeting is how it goes.
00:49:28.620
That's why the lights go off and Cole has to leave.
00:49:30.980
You don't see the fire that's going on right behind him in the woods.
00:49:52.780
I'm going to be there on Monday through Wednesday.
00:49:59.420
I'm not even drinking anymore and I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying.
00:50:10.280
But we've been trying to get Dave on and I've like so Dave when I first started Fat Dave was like he would interact with me.
00:50:18.680
I've actually someone found a tweet the other day like where he actually mentioned me and all this stuff.
00:50:38.920
I do got to say, though, surprisingly, somehow it still works.
00:50:46.340
I thought this was going to be funny for like a week.
00:50:49.840
Maybe I just find it funny that he's putting out banger tweets and there's people out in the world that think it's actually Dave Smith.
00:50:57.500
Shout out to Pete Quinones for teaching me how to do the.
00:51:00.920
Just take a picture of your draft and then just tweet that instead.
00:51:10.960
They have such good AI that they catch shit about drugs that you're not supposed to talk about in the photos that you post.
00:51:20.460
And they'll tag that shit with like COVID-19, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:51:34.000
After this week, you should know what is and isn't misinformation.
00:51:38.380
Well, no, because, you know, I never believe anything the establishment says.
00:51:41.640
So now everything that I believed for the last year, now I believe the complete opposite because they're telling me the complete opposite.
00:51:47.420
Our, like, 20-minute long, like, age of consent, like, talk probably didn't really help with that whole situation.
00:51:56.760
Because we're fucking libertarians and it immediately gets sucked into that cell.
00:52:04.440
Maybe Jeremy Chodd is on to something about just talking to the normies about not that shit.
00:52:08.480
There are certain topics that should just be ignored amongst libertarians.
00:52:14.460
Abortion and then friggin' age of consent are probably the two.
00:52:19.480
Speaking of abortion, Toad, do you want to nuke that chick or what are we doing here?
00:52:34.560
I'm not going to, like, go nuclear on this podcast.
00:52:37.820
Oh, well, I thought that's what the point of this podcast was.
00:52:46.060
Man, let me tell you guys, like, you know the best thing about abortion?
00:52:58.540
Man, the best thing about abortion is that the go box is microwave safe, man.
00:53:06.780
Because this is a great opportunity to shout out the great –
00:53:14.000
Because he kept – oh, that's a whole other thing.
00:53:23.600
but it is a fun way to spend 500 bucks or something like that.
00:53:26.980
But it is one of the funnier ways to spend 500 bucks.
00:53:39.620
is that he could beat me in a rap battle, that stupid bitch.
00:53:46.420
Dude, I want to see that, like, Porkfest or something.
00:54:22.060
Yeah, because that was our tower that we were doing on the screen.
00:54:28.500
So he added that for flair at the end of the tower?
00:54:33.080
Yeah, I think I screenshotted it because it is –
00:54:36.440
I look at it and I still laugh because I've never heard of something so tough.
00:54:40.580
But, no, the best thing about abortion is that it keeps the population of leftists way down.
00:54:49.900
I thought you were going to say relax and I was getting nervous.
00:54:56.300
I'm split on abortion because I like children dying, but I hate giving women a choice.
00:55:16.800
You need to make sure if this shit gets thrown in your face later, don't fold.
00:55:30.860
Like, DMU Jeremy Todd is like, just watched your shit.
00:55:34.860
Do you think Dave watched our previous episode?
00:55:45.400
I mean, he did get into a Tuffle on Twitter with Nick about it because he immediately kind
00:55:50.740
of instinctually – which to be fair, I can totally see it being just thrown into this
00:55:55.300
And you're like, why the fuck are you guys talking about a 15-year-old sucking dick?
00:55:58.940
Like, I can totally see why Dave would be like, whoa!
00:56:10.760
Like, he's immediately going to jump to, like, okay, I'm going to help out a kid against
00:56:21.600
You have to know that, yeah, this shit is not – yeah, serious, of course.
00:56:30.600
Or do we think it's because he's running for office?
00:56:33.720
I think that he wants to direct his vitriol towards the actual enemy.
00:56:39.460
And he doesn't want to have anything that can derail that to give him that opportunity.
00:56:43.000
If we can actually propel him to a national stage where he can go on all of the biggest
00:56:48.040
platforms and talk his shit, I think you'll get exactly what you expect from Dave.
00:56:53.700
I could be totally wrong, but I really doubt it.
00:56:59.140
Yeah, everything told to me in private is the same.
00:57:01.980
We are all doing everything we can not to let this shit go off the rails so that he gets
00:57:12.420
And, yeah, like it's – look, and he – we even had this discussion the other day.
00:57:19.240
I know Dave's not a fan of, like, letting private chats out into public.
00:57:27.420
But basically, Reid and I had to be like – he was like, man, you two guys are making me
00:57:33.580
And I was like, don't you come here with that bullshit.
00:57:38.680
You meant that you weren't hot enough and you just didn't have a boner anymore.
00:57:46.400
Like, Dave has – look, Ian's got full authority to bitch slap anybody he wants to when he
00:57:55.200
We went then on a Dave Chappelle rant about keeping the pimp hands strong.
00:58:02.740
Well, either way, I mean, I know you and Reid are both kind of in his ear and then obviously
00:58:07.420
So we are – and we have corrupted, in my opinion.
00:58:09.980
We have – us shit posters have successfully corrupted Jeremy and Reid.
00:58:13.020
They're messaging – you guys' messaging as of late has been a lot more on fire.
00:58:19.240
I did a whole episode with Aaron on it recently where I was less drunk than I am now but still
00:58:25.920
So you guys probably enjoyed getting more of my opinions.
00:58:30.860
Maybe he ends up fucking spitting that fire big time calling fucking Graham a homo or
00:58:37.540
I really just hope he wins presidency so I can see the skanks from the White House.
00:58:41.800
That's going to be the most of the best episodes ever.
00:58:44.260
If they're not – they could have the inauguration at my house if I win most Faller Skank comedy.
00:58:50.020
Dude, you remember when Dave called Lizzie Graham a homo like on a show with Michael Malice
00:59:00.140
Malice was like – he was like, you don't out somebody like that.
00:59:06.520
Well, Malice – if you remember, Malice used to always bring up his background with
00:59:12.960
the trans community and I think he's got a ton of gay friends or something, so that
00:59:24.240
Anyways, I had Dave on my show fucking four days ago or something, and we talked about
00:59:30.240
this at length, so if anyone wants to get more from the horse's mouth as opposed to
00:59:33.800
us talking about it, he answered my questions as to the shitposting pretty directly.
00:59:38.740
We went into it a lot more extensively than I had intended to.
00:59:41.700
But I think that people are mistaking taking on a somewhat calmer demeanor or a political
00:59:51.000
veneer in this period as evidence that he's going to be really soft if it comes down to
00:59:58.360
My personal – because this is – I'm putting myself in his shoes as trying to do what he's
01:00:04.360
trying to do, and I'm saying to myself, I'd probably do the same thing.
01:00:08.240
I would try and make sure that I can get the nomination.
01:00:10.660
I don't want the prags and all these fucking nutbags getting me out of that running so
01:00:16.760
that then I don't have the opportunity to go on CNN or NBC Nightly News or something
01:00:23.200
and talk about the war in Yemen and talk about the Federal Reserve and all the shit that actually
01:00:27.900
So that's my perception of it, but obviously time will tell.
01:00:32.200
And I do not think the CIA has already approached Dave.
01:00:36.460
Once he gets in there, then he can just unleash the beast, basically.
01:00:45.860
But my thing – me and Aaron talked about, too, is I think if he ever even gets close
01:00:50.600
So that's one big thing I said that – I mean, you guys know where I come from, but if we
01:00:54.520
go this route or you guys go this route, make sure to keep your head on a swivel because
01:00:58.140
if on the off-magical chance he ever legit in any way, shape, or form becomes a threat
01:01:02.440
to the establishment, they will be sending him fucking pictures of his wife and kids.
01:01:08.220
And so – and he would be a shitty person not to cave.
01:01:12.520
Just don't – just be ready to be the individualist you all claim to be on the off chance that
01:01:17.680
Although I'm not – I don't think that will happen.
01:01:19.580
My belief is that if it were to happen, which obviously the odds are stacked very much against
01:01:24.780
that actually happening where he becomes a real threat, I think that Dave would just
01:01:30.220
He would just step out of the position to protect his family.
01:01:33.140
Kind of what Ross Perot – you guys are kind of younger, so you may not remember, but
01:01:36.440
Ross Perot did that in, like, 92, I think it was.
01:01:39.740
And then he had – he said, after the fact, at least – I don't know if he said it or if
01:01:44.860
it was his daughter's, but someone said that his family had been threatened.
01:01:48.080
So, I think this is – we have a track record for this type of behavior, and if a third-party
01:01:53.460
candidate becomes a meaningful threat, expect the same behavior.
01:01:57.400
But as we've said a thousand trillion billion times, it's about waking people up the way
01:02:01.900
Ron Paul did so that hopefully we can reach a critical mass of people that will overthrow
01:02:09.540
I mean, the prime objective is to change mindsets because at the end of the day, all the government
01:02:14.520
So, you know, I mean, if you're able to somehow magically do that through fucking
01:02:18.340
politics, which I'm doubtful of, fucking great.
01:02:22.200
And that's why I think messaging should be prime.
01:02:24.340
And I think anyone who's, like, fucking being like, oh, well, we're going to get this
01:02:27.800
person here or that person there is like, well, what's their fucking messaging?
01:02:30.120
Because I don't give a shit about what position they're in.
01:02:35.600
I think there's this difference in, and you hit on messaging and I'm a little drunk, so
01:02:44.340
There's, yeah, there's, there, there, there's these two different lanes between the establishment
01:02:52.540
And as a guy who like studies sales and all that shit, like I can see the distinct difference.
01:02:58.840
The distinct difference is that the establishment is like, well, let's water this down so that
01:03:03.920
this group of people over here feels more comfortable casting a vote for us, right?
01:03:09.600
Like, so that we don't offend them and they feel comfortable.
01:03:13.620
But the real approach that needs to happen is an approach of somebody who can change the
01:03:20.740
way they think, change their minds, at least get them that first dose.
01:03:25.160
And so one group is not trying to change minds.
01:03:28.260
They're trying to say what you believe is perfectly fine.
01:03:31.040
And it, it, it's okay that it 80%, 70% aligns with us.
01:03:37.680
And the other group is like, no, we want to teach you, show you, educate you and get you
01:03:45.520
And, and I don't know about you guys, but that, that is, that is my goal is to change
01:03:53.000
Well, I think, I think a shorter term goal for the people that aren't so easily reached,
01:03:56.960
because obviously I agree with you for those that, that are capable of being reached.
01:04:05.680
However, for the people that aren't really capable of being reached, what you can do is
01:04:09.960
you can create a populist movement that, that rails against, or you identify their enemies.
01:04:14.660
You basically, you point out all the things that they already believe in, like the, the
01:04:18.440
left that believes in, you know, capitalism being the problem.
01:04:21.200
Dave redirects that into, it's about crony capitalism.
01:04:24.720
It's about the connection between the government and these businesses.
01:04:27.680
And I stand with you in promising you that we will end this cycle of, of, you know, treachery.
01:04:35.300
Um, and then from the right wing, you can do the same thing with immigration and things
01:04:39.680
You can, you can pivot it from anger towards are the problem.
01:04:43.160
No, no, you pivot it from anger towards the Mexican immigrants to the federal reserve
01:04:50.220
and how that's actually the reason that your jobs have been outsourced and the reason
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And like, you can, you can use these mechanisms where you're not fully converting them to
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libertarianism, but you are using them as, um, you know, a populist anger movement towards
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these groups that we all agree are the problem.
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And what, what's interesting is that look that I, I found libertarianism through fucking
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Uh, once you, once you get them that first dose, and I was telling Jose about this on
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his show, go subscribe to his Patreon and pay him money so that you can see it early.
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Uh, we were, we're that Coke dealer in the bathroom.
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Who's trying to give you that first dose, right?
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Like if we can connect with people and get them to believe what we believe, or at least
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show them how we align, they're going to start running in our circles.
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And that's what happened to me is I was very like Republican light.
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I don't, I don't smoke weed or anything like that.
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Like just, I, I have to take 80 fucking milligrams of Adderall and drink three energy drinks a
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Like we, we'd probably in the right drug for me.
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Um, but you know, I, I would just sleep for days, but, uh, we, it, we, it,
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it took time for me to be radicalized once somebody got me that first dose.
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And so like, like, like Clint was saying, if we can connect with these people, and I think
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Dave Smith can do that, uh, on, on single issues, we, we can be that first dose.
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Let them start listening to those podcasts and light bulbs are going to go off over time
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that are going to eventually bring them into the state of these are our allies.
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This is the exact point I made on Tim cast about the federal reserve and black rock,
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because you have all of these people coming out of the woodwork because there's these
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big articles that are being pushed about black rock and how they're buying up houses.
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It is such a small fraction of the housing market.
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The true enemy as always is the federal reserve and interest rates.
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So if you, if you allow the populist movement to be one of, Oh fuck black rock, what that,
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what that's going to pivot or migrate into is a broad base hatred against all business.
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So if you don't, if you don't redirect that anger towards the actual enemy, you'll end up
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And that is not going to get us any, any closer to Liberty folks.
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Well, I mean, that depends on where you draw your class lines at.
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Well, I draw them at the guillotine in front of my house.
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Even though Jose and fucking Aaron are like, Hey, if we have to have the Marxist revolution,
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I mean, I don't, I don't want that dangerous acceleration, accelerationists.
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And I don't even, I don't even necessarily accelerationist would be the right word for
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I'm advocating an acceleration of the division between authoritarians and libertarians.
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And I think that naturally will, I mean, ideally, I mean, I'm just some fucking retard
01:08:11.440
Maybe we all fucking kill each other and you shouldn't listen to me.
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But I think that that drives towards a better place where we can have our spot, you know,
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And we went into that a lot too with me and Jeremy where I was more eloquent than I am
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You and Aaron have both been pushing that for quite some time.
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I would like, if you're not too drunk, to elaborate a little bit.
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So is it, is it purely based off of a belief that secession is the ultimate outcome?
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No, I just, I guess I have a vision of the future and what I think things will look
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And I think what we need to be doing is driving a further divide between the authoritarians
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I, I, I think that gets us to areas that will be more liberty oriented and the opposite.
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And I think there's going to be areas are going to be more authoritarian, more fucking,
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not, I mean, I obviously I'm not as eloquent as usually, but, uh, fucking, yeah, I think
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I think we're going to see more areas of fucking authoritarianism and more areas of liberty that
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Like essentially decentralize it, decentralization in essence, you know?
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Cause I think that has, I mean, if on the, I mean, if secession can somehow magically happen
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without there being, I I've been saying the word I've been throwing around a lot lately is
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like soft nullification and soft secession where it's like, Hey, we never formally were
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like, Hey, we're not going to obey that law or Hey, we're not part of you guys, but it's
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kind of like, well, we can't do what the fuck we want.
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They were just like, no notification kind of, I guess.
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Or, or Florida with all of their shit that the governor's done recently.
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The only, the only problem I have with that is that it doesn't escape federal taxes.
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I mean, if we, if we can't get a formal secession movement, we'll never escape federal taxes.
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And that is in my, in my world, one of the biggest controlling mechanisms that they have
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So I would, I would like it to be formalized so that we can have our own nation that starts
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from scratch and, you know, has a 10% flat tax, you know, conservative type model.
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I mean, if I could be promised that and that's going to be the end result, sure.
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But it's not, that's not usually how things go.
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You shoot for one thing and another thing happens, but yeah, I don't know.
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I mean, so if that magically could happen, if I was given a hypothetical by some deity,
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they're like, Hey, you want to break off and do that?
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The reason, the reason I ask is because anytime someone is like, I, I'm an accelerationist,
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I'm like, you better have a fucking vision for what you want.
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Because, because if you just accelerate this shit, this is what I'm talking about with the
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You end up in a fucking Marxist revolution hell hole.
01:10:55.600
I wish we could go back to 2020 when I was locked in my house for a year.
01:11:01.620
No, I'm a, like I've said before, I'm a, everyone knows, you know, it's kind of running
01:11:06.160
So like, if you understand agorism, you kind of know where things are going, where this,
01:11:09.780
they're kind of like setting up parallel institutions.
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And so when I say like fucking like acceleration, it's not the best word.
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And you probably need to think of a better word for it.
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I want to accelerate towards like being set off as much as we can apart from the state,
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And I'm not saying we're going to have magical anarchy.
01:11:24.780
I just think we're going to end up more with, hopefully in my head, like an area, like
01:11:28.980
more rural type places where it's like the state doesn't have as much influence because
01:11:32.860
you've kind of essentially set yourself apart to where it's like, they know they kind of
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As long as we can get the feds to stop enforcing agent consent, I'll be happy wherever we
01:11:53.500
So when are you going to grow up out of agorism?
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I've debated this actually, so I'm taking more of the Rothbard line on the Rothbard versus
01:12:12.700
I will grant, like I'm not saying he was perfect.
01:12:15.320
Like, I think labels are one of those things that like, I don't think you should ever be
01:12:19.120
a strict adherent, but that's like the best label to describe my thoughts.
01:12:28.420
I probably was a little bit, I was probably a little bit more on board with Rothbard in
01:12:32.140
that discussion, but I see Konkin's point as well.
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So it's been a long time since I've read the Rothbard-Konkin fucking bit.
01:12:40.120
So not to take it too nerdy, I know that's not what people are here for.
01:12:49.180
This is why he's an agorist, is because he thinks his wife is actually the state and he
01:12:57.120
There are two of us here like, oh, what the fuck is all this?
01:13:06.940
The only thing I've, uh, I've never read Rothbard.
01:13:12.720
I'll only listen to the audiobook of Anatomy of the State.
01:13:23.720
I swear to God, one time he told me to read Theory, bitch, when I called you on something.
01:13:28.820
So I don't ever want to hear that from you again.
01:13:47.400
I was distracted by Jeremy getting up to get whiskey, too.
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I'm like, man, I don't want to be sober right now.
01:13:52.760
It is, uh, that would be bourbon, motherfucker.
01:14:01.560
Yeah, and we saw his ass when he got up, and we didn't even ask about his dick-to-ass ratios.
01:14:13.180
Like, every human who I've ever been around for more than 30 seconds has seen my entire ass.
01:14:18.380
Like, I swear to God, I look like a frog that you stood up on, like, its hind legs.
01:14:23.520
Uh, there's nothing, there's nothing keeping these pants up, man, uh, unless I've got him
01:14:29.780
walking around with a boner or something, like, there's nothing to hang these pants on, man.
01:14:34.660
All the women here are like, damn it, he doesn't have a baseball ass.
01:14:40.980
No, we've already seen Robbie the Fire, uh, and Cole's asses on the show.
01:14:52.460
Yeah, I got to move the webcam, it's a whole thing, just take my word for it.
01:14:56.720
Wait, do we have to get to our, uh, question here, which I told you.
01:15:00.340
Yes, because we were just talking about Alabama, we were just talking about Alabama.
01:15:02.720
We're starting to Peter off, so let's, let's go back to degeneracy.
01:15:09.280
So the, uh, the question that we want to ask today, in honor of, uh, J. Todd being from
01:15:14.280
Alabama and Cole being from and in Alabama, is related to incest, and the question is,
01:15:21.320
how distant a relative does it have to be for you to have fucked them and consider it
01:15:37.580
That's what I was going for, man, you Alabama people.
01:15:40.140
Yeah, um, I, I mean, like for me, the worst day of my life was when my parents got divorced.
01:15:47.800
Uh, I, at that point, I knew I would never have another threesome again.
01:16:03.260
Uh, it is illegal to, uh, have reverse cowgirl in, uh, in the state of Alabama.
01:16:09.360
Reverse cowgirl is illegal because you never turn your back on your family.
01:16:21.760
I, I think, uh, I, there are definitely places where third cousin could slide.
01:16:29.380
Uh, no, I don't, I mean, cause I've got, I got married in Alabama and on before you sign
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and this problem may be in other States, but I know it's definitely in Alabama.
01:16:48.020
Whenever you go to get your marriage license, they ask, they ask you if you are first cousins
01:16:53.380
And if they are, they're like, okay, but we just have to, uh, we just had to file it.
01:17:13.540
Uh, and you can go pick up your, your marriage certificate at a waffle house too.
01:17:17.420
Um, dude, some people don't even know what a waffle house is.
01:17:24.580
Uh, I was talking to some people and they were like, what's, what's that?
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And I'm like, no, it's, it's more like a gas station bathroom.
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It's a gas station bathroom that you can go eat in.
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Uh, I have actually, it was right after we got married.
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We were, uh, I think it was actually on our honeymoon.
01:17:54.260
Uh, and someone asked, can you post Justico's comment?
01:18:14.760
But we were, I've been at, we've been asked multiple times if we're either related or sister, brother and sister and stuff like that.
01:18:26.920
I mean, if you got, if you got a good genetic thing going on, why fuck it up?
01:18:31.860
They look like, they sent me, he sent me a picture of him and his wife once.
01:18:35.400
They legit look like the stock photo and like a fucking, like, you know, like when you buy the frame, you know, like that's how white they are together.
01:18:45.320
And he goes, this looks like a little, you could put it in a, like, just go to any store, just slide it in there.
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And everybody would be like, okay, this is the stock photo.
01:18:52.460
I like, I like how Jose just admitted he has no idea why incest is bad.
01:19:03.560
No, dude, everyone knows monarchy is better than democracy.
01:19:06.340
And they've been doing that shit for a long ass time.
01:19:11.140
Well, that's, I mean, they're one of a stroke, so.
01:19:16.620
I need somebody to, I need somebody to, to Urban Dictionary birthcake only farts question the Alabama Caesar salad.
01:19:23.600
I do know about the Alabama hot pocket, but I'm unaware.
01:19:35.940
Wait, you want the Alabama Caesar salad right now?
01:19:44.500
Sexual position where the female is laying with head off the edge of the bed.
01:19:48.040
Male stands over to titty fuck her while she tosses his salad.
01:20:08.580
I was wondering where the Alabama was going to come in.
01:20:10.780
Well, the Alabama hot pocket, I know what that is.
01:20:13.220
And I thought the Caesar salad room was going to be similar to that.
01:20:19.920
The Alabama hot pocket, I believe, is when you shit into a woman's vagina.
01:20:32.520
Yo, is that what you're getting for your birthday, Jose?
01:20:37.280
Nah, dude, I've been married for like 10 years.
01:20:40.060
I mean, I just probably might get a fucking sad handy and go to bed.
01:20:57.940
There's a version of that called the Kentucky Klondike bar where you shit first, put it in the freezer overnight.
01:21:15.620
I've heard it called the Kentucky Klondike bar.
01:21:22.120
The Kentucky Klondike bar, I think it has to be more in like a more squared off or something, whereas the Alaska pipeline, you have to kind of drag it so it's longer.
01:21:34.880
A really important tip for everybody in the audience listening now, make sure you use parchment paper.
01:21:49.620
The worst one I've heard, and I don't think it was – I can't even remember the name of it, but it was that you put a – it was like the Wisconsin steamer or something like that.
01:21:57.180
I think it's like where you take a piece of cheese and you put it in the condom, and then after you're done and you come in the condom, you eat the cheese in the condom.
01:22:10.580
How is that a steamer if it doesn't involve shitting in some way?
01:22:18.500
I was just going to mention the Monroe transit.
01:22:29.840
I thought we were still talking about shit because the Aluminum Hot Pocket reminded me of the Monroe transfer, man, which is, I believe, where you shit into another person's asshole and they transfer the shit back to you.
01:22:40.940
Do you guys remember that viral video of that little kid?
01:22:44.320
Speaking of underage, that little kid was talking about you pooping my butt and then we poop it back and forth.
01:23:01.740
I mean, if you were to, like, if you were to go limp, could someone shit into your own ass?
01:23:07.640
I don't know, because you'd have to not be limp to transfer it back.
01:23:11.900
I was watching a Theo Vaughn podcast, and they had a great question, which was, and it might have to come up on a different episode for us, but out of the five of us, if we were all to do a human centipede, where would we fall in the line?
01:23:33.040
And who would we want to be in the front of the line, in the middle, and who's at the end?
01:23:48.720
You're having somebody's mouth sewn to your ass.
01:24:03.840
Well, we already determined on the Magnus episode that I'm Lucky Pierre, apparently, I think, so I don't know.
01:24:11.640
But when you said human centipede, I thought you were referring to the movie where, you know, they sell everybody, ask them out.
01:24:17.240
If we're going that route, then it's just a question of whose shit I want to eat is basically what the question is.
01:24:24.500
Well, because if you're in the front, you don't have to eat anybody's shit, so that's obviously the ideal.
01:24:34.080
So you would want the least shittiest person in the front.
01:24:48.040
Well, you'd think it would be me, but because if I was in the human centipede, I would no longer have access to my squatty potty.
01:24:54.360
So my shits would not be as quick and well-formed.
01:24:59.840
I just had to envision you with a squatty potty, and I'm already upset.
01:25:06.620
First of all, don't hate on squatty potties, man.
01:25:19.740
It's because I spent 30 years shoving fucking biscuits and gravy into my mouth and shitting out pure concrete.
01:25:29.900
I thought for sure you were going to come up with some new Alabama sex thing.
01:25:50.880
Me shitting in them because I do it all the time, and it's fucking easy.
01:26:06.300
I do not understand the squatty potty necessity.
01:26:22.060
The squatty potty allows you to be in a squatting position which unkinks your colon so it's actually straight,
01:26:30.240
so the shit just actually comes out basically all at once.
01:26:38.600
Well, because you want to enjoy your wife, man.
01:26:47.400
I feel like I'm the only man on earth that shits easily.
01:26:59.760
And I'm single because, you know, I don't have any time to waste.
01:27:11.360
That's the difference between a federal employee and a not.
01:27:17.140
By the way, just for those who don't know, this is my last day in uniform in the military.
01:27:24.080
Now, for the rest of your life, you have to live off us, too.
01:27:26.920
Dude, as long as I, like, shit once a day, I can shit on cue, man.
01:27:31.360
Like, I can just do it whenever during the day.
01:27:36.300
Well, this is going off the rails with poo-poo talk.
01:27:38.380
You guys got any other major stuff you guys want to touch on?
01:27:43.840
Thank you for not blowing up any more brown children overseas anymore.
01:27:49.840
I was a terrible employee, so I pretty much brought it down.
01:28:01.360
All right, you guys, well, I guess that's what we got, then.
01:28:03.980
You guys want to drop your fucking plugs and shit?
01:28:07.080
I am at Liberty Lockpot on Twitter, Liberty Lockdown on Instagram, Spotify, iTunes, everywhere
01:28:19.960
Tomorrow, I have the entire crew from Timeline Earth.
01:28:24.860
And then on Thursday, I have Matt Erickson and formerly Vin Armani, now Cyprius.
01:28:35.820
If you heard Matt Erickson on Free Men Beyond the Wall, whoa, lots to cover there.
01:28:43.280
And I threw it out to Dave to see if he wanted to come on.
01:28:46.660
He politely bowed out, given his interactions with Vin in the past, and I do not blame him
01:28:51.740
Well, I think that it may happen down the road if I can mend that fence any further.
01:28:56.920
Yeah, I think that's probably for the better anyways.
01:29:03.400
Four honestly would have been too many anyways.
01:29:09.660
But Reid, get Liberty Lockdown on a Four Horsemen podcast.
01:29:13.460
I also have on Wednesday, Doug Casey, if any of you are familiar with him, of Casey Research.
01:29:20.700
My dad is really pumped about this one because he's the first guest I've had that my dad knows.
01:29:25.380
And then Eliza Blue and I are scheduling as well.
01:29:28.060
She's the one that works against child sex trafficking.
01:29:38.560
Please don't find me on any other social media.
01:29:44.260
Yeah, please do not spam my LinkedIn with dick pics.
01:29:54.860
And so catch me every other Monday on the Brian Nichols Show where we talk about how to incorporate all the things you learn working in sales
01:30:07.420
with how to apply those to convincing people and selling people on Liberty Ideas.
01:30:14.260
And then in that moniker, a little project I'll work on as soon as my child stops screaming every 30 minutes will be at LP underscore Carnegie.
01:30:26.220
Our goal is to get libertarians to read how to win friends and influence people as much as they read things like Rothbard.
01:30:39.600
I think too many of us are stuck in that autism spot.
01:30:41.880
But start reading Edward Bernays' propaganda, how to win friends and influence people.
01:30:48.260
But yeah, fucking I'm Jose Galicel and I have No Way Jose.
01:30:52.360
Congrats to Tower Power Hour for finally getting more subs than me, which isn't that much of an accomplishment, but it's something.
01:31:05.120
I'm usually a little more eloquent and less drunk than this, but you know, whatever.
01:31:10.700
Yeah, y'all want to drop the Tower Power Hour plugs or what?
01:31:14.740
I'm going to try to do a bonus Tower Power Hour later this week at Porkfest with Reed Coverdale and whoever we can get on it.
01:31:23.640
And that's pretty much all I got for that, I think.
01:31:42.960
Dude, for real, real quick, that would be a bomb-ass fucking episode.
01:31:54.460
It's going to be really hard for me to keep calling him that, but I'm going to figure out the way to it.