Tower Gang - Ep 21 - Jose's Bussy w⧸ Nick Ashley, Josh Smith, El Pulpo & Special Guests

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00:00:17.600 Yo, what it do, motherfuckers?

00:00:19.040 This is Jose Gali-Som.

00:00:20.560 This is No Way Jose.

00:00:21.700 No, just fuck me.

00:00:22.300 This is Tower Power Hour.

00:00:23.940 There you go.

00:00:24.400 My plugs are done with.

00:00:25.780 This is Tower Power Hour.

00:00:26.960 Today we got fucking Pulpo.

00:00:28.760 We got fucking Josh Smith, Nick Ashley, the man of the hour, Fat Dave, and Toad.

00:00:34.580 Is he?

00:00:35.000 Because I'm here to usurp the throne from Mr. Ashley.

00:00:39.160 I'm a king now, motherfucker.

00:00:41.500 No, you know what's fucked up?

00:00:42.520 You want to know what's fucked up?

00:00:43.460 Is Nick's getting all this hype for that show?

00:00:46.060 But I was on that motherfucking show, too.

00:00:47.940 I just didn't wear a Burger King crown.

00:00:49.800 It was fucked up.

00:00:51.460 You were in there and you were spitting fire, too.

00:00:53.660 It wasn't like you were quiet the whole time, either.

00:00:55.840 You were in there calling them retards and cunts and fucking bitches.

00:01:00.160 Let me get my hype, dude.

00:01:03.560 But it's hard to beat the Metallica, man.

00:01:06.000 I mean, it's hard to beat the Metallica.

00:01:08.420 Especially whenever Nick predetermined that just to get him off the stream.

00:01:13.020 Yeah, the entrance was good.

00:01:14.500 It was a good entrance.

00:01:14.800 I don't know, the following day, the muted entrance was quite better.

00:01:19.020 Well, I actually have, that's the muted, yeah, the entrance to my Jocelyn show.

00:01:23.060 He came out to Kill Switch and Gage.

00:01:24.360 It was dope.

00:01:25.140 Yeah, I got that.

00:01:25.760 I have that as my pinned tweet right now.

00:01:28.500 Look, I still have all three of the beer bottles that I drank during that show.

00:01:31.560 That you got wasted on, basically.

00:01:34.280 They hit you way harder than they had any business doing.

00:01:36.900 Three Coronas in an hour and a half, I was slammed.

00:01:39.740 And he was like, I can tell, that was a fun show to do, though.

00:01:43.220 I was glad.

00:01:44.240 Yeah.

00:01:44.480 Also pretty honored that Dave was in the chat talking.

00:01:47.560 That was neat.

00:01:48.520 Yeah, Dave came and watched that show on Sunday.

00:01:52.400 And now I've got like, this is, I was talking about this in the Discord earlier.

00:01:56.200 Like, I've got people that have, I mean, I don't know if I could say much, Josh,

00:02:00.280 but there are people reaching out to me, other than who you mentioned wanted to hang out with me at Y'all.

00:02:04.660 Like, I've had so many people DM me.

00:02:06.720 Oh, yeah.

00:02:07.020 And be like, dude, I can't wait to buy you a beer at Y'all.

00:02:09.100 This is going to be sweet.

00:02:09.840 I'm like, fuck, I don't know what to make of this.

00:02:12.400 Yeah, Michael Heist hit me up today.

00:02:13.840 He's like, dude, tell Nick Ashley I'm going to be at the Y'all.

00:02:15.800 I want to hang out with him.

00:02:16.560 I'm like, fuck, yeah, you do, dude.

00:02:18.720 And that fucking, like, I don't know what to make of this.

00:02:22.400 I was like, I was like, do you want me to tell him you want to suck his dick, too, or what?

00:02:28.760 Hey, look who's in the chat with the hoppening.

00:02:31.860 The hoppeterians.

00:02:32.460 Oh, what's hoppening, bro?

00:02:33.660 Oh, yeah, what's happening?

00:02:35.240 Yeah.

00:02:35.940 Congrats on a little fuck trophy, homie.

00:02:37.520 Good shit, dude.

00:02:38.300 Oh, yeah.

00:02:39.100 You guys are getting big time, man.

00:02:43.260 Yeah, it's fucking weird.

00:02:44.580 I mean, shit, I just, I got, speaking of fakertarians, I actually, Dave fucking DMed me, like, a few

00:02:48.920 days ago because he watched my follow-up of, like, with Jeremy Kaufman on his appearance.

00:02:53.420 And so, like, kind of full circle.

00:02:54.980 I guess he watched that because he didn't want to watch the fakertarians one.

00:02:58.200 So he just, and he was like, so I fucking shot my shot, and I have him coming on at the

00:03:02.300 end of this month, or at the beginning of next month.

00:03:03.920 So, yeah, we're a fucking whole crew coming up here.

00:03:08.540 Dave, go on Not A Podcast.

00:03:10.740 Hold on.

00:03:11.700 Let's not be Slurp Gang here.

00:03:13.020 We have to introduce our guest.

00:03:15.080 That's true.

00:03:15.700 Yeah.

00:03:16.400 So we have one is El Popo.

00:03:18.820 Also, another underrated person that was on that fakertarian stream.

00:03:22.520 Did a great job on there.

00:03:23.780 El Popo, how you doing, man?

00:03:24.760 You need way more screen time, bro.

00:03:26.220 And for the record, not Dave going Not A Podcast.

00:03:29.500 I want Dave to come on Fakertarians.

00:03:32.080 We've got to get Dave to go on Fakertarians because, look, my number one guest to get

00:03:37.380 on Not A Podcast is Archie Flowers, dog.

00:03:39.900 That or Nick Starwork.

00:03:41.040 And Nick's not going to do it.

00:03:42.600 I've got to get Archie on.

00:03:43.440 No, we've got to get the, uh, Archie said he'd do it.

00:03:46.420 Wait, what?

00:03:47.600 No, we've got to get Chakra Khan on your show, dude.

00:03:52.200 That's what we've got to do.

00:03:52.840 I think that BM Mutualist will come on.

00:03:57.540 And I'm actually, I'm trying to get him to come on.

00:04:00.220 I think he will.

00:04:01.000 And I would have a good conversation with him.

00:04:02.560 I wouldn't even make fun of the guy.

00:04:03.660 We probably have a ton of things in common that we can get along about.

00:04:07.460 And I think it'd still be for a good show.

00:04:09.520 Yeah, like you're both gay.

00:04:10.800 I mean, that's one thing.

00:04:13.280 But not like Joe, man.

00:04:14.820 I think he takes himself too seriously.

00:04:16.720 He's not like the bad gay, though.

00:04:18.160 El Popo's the cool gay.

00:04:19.260 Yeah, but how good would it be, though, if I could take him,

00:04:22.240 who takes himself too seriously and still make him funny?

00:04:25.340 Yeah, that would be good.

00:04:26.580 And by the way, he'd be unstoppable at that point, too.

00:04:30.700 If we kind of unlocked a sense of humor in the guy

00:04:33.360 and turned him loose on the timeline, he'd be fucking people up, dude.

00:04:36.940 Dude, he'd be unicorn daddy, but gay.

00:04:39.940 Yeah, we've got to radicalize him.

00:04:42.400 We've got to radicalize Chakra Khan, dude, for sure.

00:04:44.920 But unicorn daddy's not gay?

00:04:46.240 Well, just like some of the figuratarian guys, like Archie and stuff,

00:04:49.500 you could tell they legit had sense of humor from that.

00:04:51.680 They just like – they were just – I know they're so stuck in their shtick

00:04:54.720 that they can't admit it's fucking funny because they're like, ugh.

00:04:59.000 I said multiple times, and I was like, there is a dude somewhere within Archie

00:05:04.920 because whenever I did my intro – hey, Hudak was laughing at the intro.

00:05:09.280 Archie was laughing at the intro.

00:05:10.300 Hudak laughed at every single horror joke.

00:05:13.480 Yeah, I was going to say Hudak seemed like he had an actual sense of humor.

00:05:16.620 Archie laughed at the joke I made about him being more libertarian than Fuentes

00:05:20.540 just off of the fact that he's gay.

00:05:22.180 He laughed at that like a good, like hearty laugh.

00:05:27.040 So I'm like, there's somebody within Archie that's actually kind of cool.

00:05:30.300 He got so mad when I asked him if he was a gay though.

00:05:33.580 Well, look, the real question is who isn't more libertarian,

00:05:37.600 Nick Fuentes or Archie?

00:05:38.860 It's who authentically probably enjoys the presence of young boys.

00:05:42.840 And the answer, by the way, is Nick Fuentes.

00:05:46.160 Nick Fuentes is gay.

00:05:48.280 The real hard one there is Nick Fuentes or Richie Castaldo.

00:05:52.400 That's the real hard one.

00:05:53.140 Well, we know it's Richie Castaldo.

00:05:54.520 He motherfucker got a rap sheet.

00:05:56.200 That's right.

00:05:57.180 Oh, God.

00:05:59.160 I need Richie Castaldo to go on Renegade.

00:06:03.140 Oh, God.

00:06:06.120 Renegade.

00:06:07.320 Goddamn.

00:06:07.760 Unregistered podcast.

00:06:10.880 The unregistered podcast.

00:06:12.000 Thad Dave is savage.

00:06:14.440 One's unregistered.

00:06:16.720 The other is registered.

00:06:18.060 It'd really be a yin and yang kind of thing.

00:06:19.860 Oh, God damn it.

00:06:21.420 Oh, man.

00:06:21.960 That was the joke that I had made the other day

00:06:23.820 where I said that Thad's podcast is named unregistered

00:06:27.420 because he just hasn't been caught yet.

00:06:29.800 God damn.

00:06:30.620 Dude, Brandon's tweet today was fucking...

00:06:32.800 I mean, I have my...

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00:06:47.380 Hashtag make a play.

00:06:49.900 I mean, we can...

00:06:50.500 I don't want to go into it,

00:06:51.560 but I mean, I try not to, like,

00:06:52.940 throw around the, like, pedophilia shit

00:06:54.240 with the thaddy shit,

00:06:54.960 but that tweet was, like, hard not to fucking laugh at

00:06:57.100 with the space shit, if y'all saw that.

00:06:59.320 Where he said, like, the...

00:07:00.120 There was that Jeff Bezos tweet

00:07:01.860 that was, like, about him going to space.

00:07:04.920 He was, like,

00:07:05.240 well, there's no age of consent in space.

00:07:07.180 And then had a picture of Thaddeus

00:07:09.060 in a fucking astronaut suit.

00:07:13.500 If we're going to be talking about tweets today,

00:07:15.420 we're going to talk about Jose

00:07:16.340 literally dropping dong on the timeline.

00:07:19.840 Oh, jeez.

00:07:20.380 Yeah, I was going to say,

00:07:21.040 is that what you sent to Dave Smith

00:07:22.520 to get him on your show?

00:07:24.720 Nothing has ever made me want fascism worse, bro.

00:07:27.440 I'm telling you right now.

00:07:29.140 Wait, it was censored, though, wasn't it?

00:07:31.600 It doesn't matter.

00:07:32.740 His balls were definitely hanging out of the censor.

00:07:35.180 And I was like,

00:07:35.860 I was just like,

00:07:36.680 I was like,

00:07:37.200 oh, yeah,

00:07:37.720 we need fascism right now.

00:07:39.380 There was, like, the huge,

00:07:40.480 you know,

00:07:40.780 there was, like,

00:07:41.100 this blue thing there

00:07:42.220 censoring his dick.

00:07:43.040 I was like,

00:07:43.340 Jose, your dick's definitely not that big.

00:07:45.740 I know.

00:07:46.600 I know.

00:07:47.360 He used something that was, like,

00:07:49.060 twice the size to cover it up, too.

00:07:50.900 You know he did.

00:07:51.920 Exactly.

00:07:53.160 Microsoft Paint or some shit.

00:07:54.600 Yeah.

00:07:54.800 Yeah, this will do it.

00:07:56.280 If I'm already in Photoshop,

00:07:57.980 why not, you know,

00:07:59.120 add a little, you know?

00:08:00.100 That's why you censored the dong, man.

00:08:03.060 That's why I covered mine.

00:08:03.440 You should have added a curve to it.

00:08:04.840 That would have been even funnier.

00:08:06.660 We've never needed Mussolini more.

00:08:09.080 Dude, that's why I covered mine with human action.

00:08:11.220 But what you don't know

00:08:11.900 is because I have that curve,

00:08:13.180 my dick was actually holding it up.

00:08:15.440 I was doing some dick exercises

00:08:17.900 at the same time.

00:08:19.140 What's up, Moshe?

00:08:20.000 Dick and butt jokes.

00:08:21.460 I knew this was coming.

00:08:22.560 Moshe.

00:08:23.380 Hi, Hazard.

00:08:24.320 What's up, everybody?

00:08:25.140 How much, like, percentage-wise

00:08:27.920 do we agree with the Faketarians, guys?

00:08:29.580 I know it's probably about, like, 95, 99%.

00:08:32.180 It's probably close to 90%, yeah.

00:08:34.280 No way.

00:08:35.060 Depends on which one you're talking to.

00:08:37.200 Oh, okay.

00:08:38.200 Yeah, you think me and that cat

00:08:39.580 got anything in color?

00:08:40.420 Yeah.

00:08:42.520 Ideologically.

00:08:43.540 I agree with them about 40%.

00:08:45.200 No, but here's the thing.

00:08:46.540 The cat thinks of an income, dude.

00:08:48.300 No, the thing is,

00:08:49.120 if you're talking about

00:08:50.080 how often you agree with them

00:08:52.060 and what they focus on,

00:08:53.280 it's, like, closer to zero.

00:08:54.820 Well, yeah, what they focus on, sure.

00:08:56.360 But I think, I bet...

00:08:57.540 But isn't that what matters?

00:08:58.660 Even Waldenberger...

00:08:59.900 Yeah, right.

00:09:00.440 I'm not saying it matters,

00:09:01.660 but even Waldenberger

00:09:02.660 talked about it,

00:09:03.320 where he's, like,

00:09:03.820 when he takes political compass tests...

00:09:05.120 Excuse me.

00:09:05.440 No, no, no.

00:09:06.020 No, no.

00:09:06.380 It's Walmart Burger.

00:09:07.880 Walmart Burger.

00:09:08.520 Right.

00:09:09.220 Oh, shit!

00:09:10.900 He even said...

00:09:12.200 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:13.400 There's a 40% chance of that.

00:09:15.620 Are you guys trying...

00:09:17.540 In Minecraft, though.

00:09:18.660 Are you all just trying

00:09:19.940 to cause more headache

00:09:21.300 for me this fucking week?

00:09:22.400 I swear to God.

00:09:24.580 He already...

00:09:25.460 Nick, you already knew

00:09:26.620 if he came on here

00:09:27.540 that they already got onto Josh

00:09:29.220 because he was the butt of a joke.

00:09:31.260 And because I said...

00:09:32.100 And because I said,

00:09:32.820 what's up, retard?

00:09:33.640 How about this?

00:09:34.480 Yeah, dude, that was...

00:09:35.700 Archie playing clips

00:09:37.060 on the fucking show

00:09:38.580 and he didn't even play

00:09:40.240 the worst thing that I said.

00:09:41.600 I said,

00:09:42.660 I'm on colored people time.

00:09:44.500 When I joined the show,

00:09:46.060 it was the first thing

00:09:46.980 out of my mouth.

00:09:48.180 What I was mad about

00:09:49.480 was that...

00:09:50.120 What I was mad about

00:09:50.880 was they didn't shout us out.

00:09:51.960 They didn't give any credits

00:09:52.880 at all to where he got it from.

00:09:54.200 Oh, and before Nick got on,

00:09:56.720 we said he was on Nicker time.

00:09:59.600 So wait.

00:10:01.400 Can we talk about

00:10:02.020 my favorite part

00:10:02.720 from that show, though?

00:10:03.500 We did.

00:10:04.400 Oh, yeah.

00:10:05.220 What's that, Josh?

00:10:06.240 Can we talk about

00:10:06.760 my favorite part of the show?

00:10:07.860 So as you guys know...

00:10:10.140 Why are you congratulating

00:10:10.920 Jose on vaginal discharge?

00:10:12.300 That's what I'm saying.

00:10:14.340 We were all thinking it, buddy.

00:10:15.720 We were all thinking it.

00:10:16.200 Dude, that's actually

00:10:17.220 what was going on

00:10:17.820 under that censored photo.

00:10:19.300 Jose actually has a pussy.

00:10:21.320 So, you know these people

00:10:24.140 have been calling me

00:10:24.640 like deadbeat dad

00:10:25.280 and all this shit

00:10:25.720 for a lot of years, right?

00:10:27.120 Piece of shit.

00:10:28.080 Whatever.

00:10:28.640 Now I have seven kids.

00:10:29.640 I have them all living in my house.

00:10:30.720 I'm a sole provider

00:10:31.320 for nine people.

00:10:32.560 So they can't really

00:10:33.280 call me that anymore, right?

00:10:34.340 So it's kind of been dwindling

00:10:35.660 over the last year.

00:10:37.780 Well, during the show,

00:10:39.120 my son comes down.

00:10:40.400 He's my adopted son.

00:10:41.400 You know, he's nine.

00:10:42.100 He's a little badass.

00:10:43.880 And I'm like,

00:10:44.460 hey, come here, man.

00:10:44.960 Come say hi.

00:10:45.480 He comes and sits down

00:10:46.160 next to me.

00:10:47.600 He's like, hey.

00:10:48.400 I'm like, this is my Bubba.

00:10:49.180 I hand him the bag of chips.

00:10:50.280 Take the chips upstairs.

00:10:51.100 He gets up,

00:10:52.440 walks right next to me,

00:10:53.500 turns around,

00:10:54.060 looks at me and goes,

00:10:54.620 who are you talking to?

00:10:55.680 I said, oh,

00:10:56.020 just a bunch of retards, son.

00:11:00.040 And he goes,

00:11:00.820 without skipping a beat,

00:11:01.640 the kid's like,

00:11:02.100 oh yeah,

00:11:02.400 there's a lot of those

00:11:03.100 on the internet,

00:11:03.640 turns around,

00:11:04.160 takes off running.

00:11:05.460 And so now they're back

00:11:06.520 to that I'm a bad dad

00:11:07.460 because I said retards

00:11:08.420 at my son who could

00:11:10.040 probably beat them all up,

00:11:11.040 to be honest with you.

00:11:11.700 He's a little guy.

00:11:12.240 He's like 60 pounds.

00:11:13.380 I would be surprised

00:11:14.480 if any one of them

00:11:15.200 has kids.

00:11:16.300 If any one of them

00:11:16.940 has kids,

00:11:17.300 and so it would be like,

00:11:18.260 yeah,

00:11:18.480 we're friends.

00:11:20.300 Do you think Walmart

00:11:21.240 Burger has kids?

00:11:22.760 Get the fuck out of here.

00:11:24.100 There is no way.

00:11:25.740 We're not talking about

00:11:26.520 the ones chained up

00:11:27.220 in the basement.

00:11:27.920 Those don't count.

00:11:28.380 When he went to the sperm bank.

00:11:31.480 Legit,

00:11:31.920 he had a child with cancer

00:11:33.420 that like beat cancer.

00:11:35.100 What?

00:11:35.800 So he beat up his own dad?

00:11:37.580 I was...

00:11:38.380 It's like your son

00:11:41.340 can beat cancer

00:11:41.980 but you can't beat

00:11:43.000 fucking obesity?

00:11:44.200 Oh man.

00:11:45.740 He said,

00:11:46.380 he said,

00:11:47.400 today he's like,

00:11:48.880 he's like,

00:11:49.440 what did he say to me

00:11:50.420 on fucking,

00:11:50.840 in Faker Terrians,

00:11:51.680 I said something.

00:11:52.420 He's like,

00:11:52.940 why don't you get fucked

00:11:53.900 with the barbed dildo

00:11:54.840 or something?

00:11:55.320 And I was like,

00:11:55.800 I was like,

00:11:56.220 oh yeah,

00:11:56.680 you would know something

00:11:57.400 about barbed dildos,

00:11:58.660 wouldn't you?

00:11:59.360 And he's like,

00:12:00.060 he's like,

00:12:00.420 what?

00:12:00.640 I was like,

00:12:00.960 you know,

00:12:01.220 because you've seen

00:12:01.660 a thing or two

00:12:02.320 unless it's within

00:12:03.180 three feet of your legs.

00:12:06.920 Is that not a Karen Ann Harlow's reference?

00:12:10.500 She said that as a barbed dildo.

00:12:12.760 That's what she says.

00:12:14.460 I don't know if that's a stolen line.

00:12:15.360 He just literally stole that from her.

00:12:17.140 Well, I don't know.

00:12:18.560 Wait, he stole Karen Ann's

00:12:20.140 barbed dildo?

00:12:20.840 Because you know

00:12:21.140 she actually has one.

00:12:23.300 Oh yeah, for sure.

00:12:24.420 It's the only way

00:12:24.960 he can feel any pleasure.

00:12:25.940 Jose, you mentioned

00:12:29.500 them talking about

00:12:31.640 them not knowing

00:12:32.160 any black people

00:12:32.780 and Popo and Josh,

00:12:33.860 we have opinions

00:12:34.620 on this for sure.

00:12:35.520 I know Popo has to.

00:12:36.840 The fact that they could not name

00:12:38.380 a single rap album

00:12:40.180 when Josh asked.

00:12:40.900 Was it Josh that asked?

00:12:41.860 No, it was Popo that asked.

00:12:43.100 It was Popo that asked.

00:12:44.440 But then I grilled him on it

00:12:46.000 because I was all right,

00:12:46.860 Chalk Roach.

00:12:47.860 All right.

00:12:48.160 What do you got?

00:12:48.820 And they were like,

00:12:49.500 oh, well,

00:12:50.140 okay, shut up,

00:12:50.840 Mail Monkey.

00:12:51.240 Next.

00:12:51.460 It was amazing.

00:12:53.360 It was beautiful.

00:12:54.380 So Popo,

00:12:54.960 what the fuck?

00:12:55.700 What a smart move.

00:12:56.740 I like NWA.

00:12:57.800 It's like,

00:12:58.140 what's NWA stand for?

00:12:59.240 I said that.

00:12:59.800 I was trying to get him

00:13:00.600 to say it.

00:13:01.040 I was like,

00:13:01.220 what's that stand for?

00:13:02.180 My favorite rap group

00:13:03.180 is the NCAA.

00:13:04.780 No,

00:13:05.240 the guy.

00:13:06.020 N-double-A-C-E.

00:13:07.140 Yeah,

00:13:07.360 when he started out,

00:13:08.160 he's like,

00:13:08.600 the N-double-A-C-E.

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00:13:22.160 Hashtag make a play.

00:13:24.800 Well,

00:13:25.220 I didn't hear W

00:13:26.320 because he talks with a lisp

00:13:28.240 called being English.

00:13:30.540 And so it sounded like he was saying N-double-A.

00:13:33.420 And I'm like,

00:13:33.900 dog,

00:13:34.140 you're about to name the N-double-A-C-P

00:13:35.700 as a rap group.

00:13:36.600 That's so funny.

00:13:38.240 Hell yeah.

00:13:39.340 You know what?

00:13:39.820 That would have been a funny joke,

00:13:40.780 actually.

00:13:41.240 Yeah,

00:13:41.680 it sounded like a joke I would make.

00:13:44.540 Yeah,

00:13:44.980 it's like Al Sharpton.

00:13:46.880 And even the NCAA,

00:13:48.260 if you're talking about basketball,

00:13:49.360 is probably a majority black.

00:13:51.020 Football?

00:13:51.980 I mean,

00:13:52.300 that's basically it.

00:13:54.140 Football,

00:13:54.700 maybe.

00:13:55.000 Low jumping.

00:13:56.160 Football,

00:13:56.820 well,

00:13:57.060 I don't know,

00:13:57.360 just not the linemen.

00:13:58.780 Not the quarterbacks.

00:13:59.400 They're all white.

00:14:00.820 And the kickers.

00:14:01.980 whatever,

00:14:02.560 the company they keep

00:14:03.680 is whiter than the swimming team

00:14:05.140 from North Dakota.

00:14:06.680 They don't,

00:14:07.680 they do not know black.

00:14:08.840 That's some white-ass shit.

00:14:10.880 Archie's from Vermont.

00:14:12.760 Hudak is from Connecticut,

00:14:13.800 you said,

00:14:14.220 right?

00:14:14.600 Yeah.

00:14:15.320 And it's not,

00:14:16.020 this isn't a,

00:14:16.480 this isn't a,

00:14:16.980 I have black friends thing.

00:14:18.040 It's just funny that these are the people

00:14:19.460 who are crying racism all the time.

00:14:20.840 It's like,

00:14:21.060 you can't even name a rap album

00:14:22.500 and that's hilarious.

00:14:23.420 And mine,

00:14:23.940 by the way,

00:14:24.380 my number one,

00:14:25.500 you're probably right.

00:14:27.040 Mine is Illmatic by Nos.

00:14:28.800 I'm still,

00:14:30.340 I'm still,

00:14:32.580 I'm still very,

00:14:33.460 very sure that they were mixing up

00:14:35.200 Hotep Jesus and Mosh Ture.

00:14:37.060 Like,

00:14:37.280 they were literally mixing up

00:14:38.400 their black people.

00:14:39.500 I mean,

00:14:39.820 to be fair,

00:14:40.300 I do the same.

00:14:40.820 Yeah,

00:14:41.120 up until a year ago.

00:14:42.440 Yeah,

00:14:42.740 I would have fallen for that one too.

00:14:45.520 To be fair,

00:14:46.320 they both have long hair.

00:14:48.160 Which one's the gun guy?

00:14:49.520 I can't,

00:14:49.940 oh shit,

00:14:51.240 look who it is.

00:14:52.520 Oh,

00:14:53.500 oh,

00:14:53.800 we lost him.

00:14:54.500 Oh no.

00:14:55.600 Oh,

00:14:55.860 we lost him.

00:14:56.100 God damn it.

00:14:57.380 Oh,

00:14:58.120 they're so gay.

00:14:59.420 Look at it.

00:15:00.960 They're like in a hotel room right now

00:15:02.860 just making out.

00:15:03.760 Look at them.

00:15:04.160 It's the only way to make this show more gay.

00:15:06.780 Clint,

00:15:06.960 you could have wiped the lipstick off first,

00:15:09.480 bud.

00:15:09.840 Whose ass is Dave in right now?

00:15:11.680 Yeah,

00:15:12.020 where's Dave?

00:15:12.720 What's going on?

00:15:14.040 Dave,

00:15:14.420 we already did what we wanted with him

00:15:15.940 and left him.

00:15:16.880 He's present.

00:15:19.740 Hey,

00:15:20.280 can you guys see if your mustaches

00:15:22.240 fit together on screen

00:15:24.020 while we're on screen?

00:15:26.100 Don't do it.

00:15:27.440 Do you have your pubes shaved out

00:15:28.820 in a mustache?

00:15:30.600 Yeah,

00:15:30.880 just play one round of gay chicken

00:15:34.020 for everyone on screen.

00:15:35.060 That's what people want to see.

00:15:37.120 Kiss,

00:15:37.700 you pussies.

00:15:39.940 We've,

00:15:40.220 we've already gone too far.

00:15:41.700 One round.

00:15:42.580 It's not,

00:15:42.940 I'm not asking you to do 10 rounds.

00:15:44.560 They both got sex hair.

00:15:45.780 Which I will sit through.

00:15:47.160 I will sit through not so much.

00:15:49.320 Clint has scratches on the top of his head.

00:15:51.540 I'm surprised he's not too smoking cigarettes right now.

00:15:53.720 Now y'all just seem homophobic

00:15:55.240 for not doing it.

00:15:56.100 What are you guys homophobic?

00:16:00.420 Is that why you won't make out?

00:16:02.720 I'm not,

00:16:03.320 I'm not even saying you got to make out.

00:16:04.940 Just play gay chicken.

00:16:06.080 On camera.

00:16:07.820 What do you guys have against fags?

00:16:11.140 Nothing.

00:16:11.700 We're talking to you fucking.

00:16:12.240 Reed,

00:16:12.260 I know you,

00:16:12.820 I know you've kissed worse things

00:16:14.140 at the truck stop.

00:16:15.680 Yeah.

00:16:17.820 Hey,

00:16:18.280 a hole's a hole.

00:16:19.800 The term lot lizards,

00:16:21.160 that's a real thing,

00:16:21.940 right?

00:16:22.120 Why do you think Reed always has sex hair?

00:16:27.600 He lives his whole life with sex hair.

00:16:29.900 Lot lizards is actually how I describe the members of the squad,

00:16:33.660 is a lot of lizards.

00:16:34.720 What up,

00:16:39.840 El Popo?

00:16:40.500 I love you,

00:16:40.980 buddy.

00:16:41.280 Because they're lizard people.

00:16:43.020 I got it.

00:16:43.820 Yeah,

00:16:44.100 we got it.

00:16:44.440 Yeah,

00:16:44.600 we got it.

00:16:46.300 It's like more than a couple,

00:16:47.980 so it's like a lot of lizards.

00:16:50.300 Speaking of lizard people,

00:16:51.660 y'all were a Dave.

00:16:52.640 Have they replaced him with a lizard person yet?

00:16:54.360 They all suck dick to get to where they are,

00:16:57.240 like a lot of lizards.

00:16:58.400 Get it, Popo.

00:16:58.920 Jesus.

00:17:02.160 And they're like prostitutes as people,

00:17:04.660 but like in political sense.

00:17:06.460 They sell their bodies.

00:17:08.580 Okay,

00:17:09.240 see,

00:17:09.840 someone's picking up on it now.

00:17:11.420 Oh my God.

00:17:12.920 Oh,

00:17:13.260 Jesus,

00:17:13.740 John.

00:17:15.360 Hey,

00:17:15.900 hey,

00:17:16.340 we got,

00:17:16.960 we got,

00:17:17.500 we got Clint and El Popo on the show.

00:17:19.600 They were my first guests ever on Break the Cycle.

00:17:22.500 Yeah,

00:17:22.980 it's true.

00:17:23.400 We broke the,

00:17:24.080 we literally broke the Cycle.

00:17:25.240 You broke the Cycle,

00:17:26.320 man.

00:17:26.400 Wait,

00:17:26.660 whoa,

00:17:26.940 I thought it was Ace.

00:17:28.720 It wasn't Ace on that show?

00:17:29.960 No,

00:17:30.240 it was Clint playing Ace.

00:17:32.080 How are you going to say you broke the Cycle,

00:17:34.120 but here we are again,

00:17:35.180 literally a Cycle,

00:17:36.200 you know?

00:17:36.540 Yeah.

00:17:36.820 You started the Cycle.

00:17:37.360 Right back in this fucking Cycle.

00:17:39.180 Yeah,

00:17:39.420 I guess so.

00:17:40.020 I was going to say,

00:17:40.420 you're the one with Cycles every month doing that discharge.

00:17:42.760 Get off.

00:17:44.460 Get off.

00:17:45.840 Now,

00:17:46.300 he just needs to dilate is all.

00:17:48.300 Y'all give me shit about the Buck Angel shit,

00:17:50.280 but look at fucking,

00:17:51.100 look at fucking Clint,

00:17:52.040 dude.

00:17:52.180 Well,

00:17:52.540 yeah,

00:17:52.680 that's a good point.

00:17:53.820 Is Dave Smith in the room with you guys right now?

00:17:57.240 He's off camera holding a gun to their heads.

00:17:59.900 Imagine him popping up.

00:18:02.280 Dave's under the table.

00:18:04.220 Ask him if he can go on Faker Tarians,

00:18:07.360 dog,

00:18:07.540 because we got to get Archie on not a podcast.

00:18:09.680 He's not going to do it,

00:18:10.680 dude.

00:18:10.820 There's no way he's going to give him that.

00:18:12.320 Dude,

00:18:12.560 you got to highlight the garbage main comment,

00:18:14.960 dude.

00:18:15.100 That's fucking hilarious.

00:18:18.080 Clint Reed looking very high time.

00:18:19.980 This is the perfect merging of pee pee poo poo and big brain time.

00:18:26.700 That's my favorite comment right now.

00:18:30.540 For sure.

00:18:31.080 That was great.

00:18:31.980 You're killing it,

00:18:32.760 buddy.

00:18:33.380 Hey,

00:18:33.860 Dave has not been replaced by a lizard people.

00:18:37.380 He seems as bases.

00:18:38.680 In fact,

00:18:39.880 more based in person than I had possibly imagined.

00:18:42.480 So he's,

00:18:42.920 he's the fucking real dude.

00:18:43.820 Well,

00:18:43.980 shit,

00:18:44.240 dude.

00:18:44.440 He told me,

00:18:45.140 Josh,

00:18:45.520 we were legends for what we did.

00:18:46.960 Yeah,

00:18:47.280 dude,

00:18:47.540 we woke up.

00:18:48.160 I was like,

00:18:48.760 yeah,

00:18:48.920 we woke up.

00:18:49.680 Was that sad?

00:18:50.320 He told you that we were legends.

00:18:52.980 Yes.

00:18:53.980 Oh,

00:18:54.340 wow.

00:18:55.600 Oh,

00:18:56.000 I was going to say,

00:18:56.920 is it just like,

00:18:57.840 he just tells that to everybody.

00:18:59.280 It's just like,

00:18:59.600 he's like,

00:19:00.040 you're a fucking legend,

00:19:01.940 bro.

00:19:02.500 Yeah,

00:19:02.760 dude,

00:19:02.980 you're a legend,

00:19:04.000 dude.

00:19:04.480 He's like,

00:19:05.320 give me a beer.

00:19:07.200 Dave watched the whole video and he was like,

00:19:10.580 yo,

00:19:10.820 I didn't really know Nick Ashley,

00:19:12.600 but damn,

00:19:13.580 he was like,

00:19:14.100 that dude went fucking off.

00:19:15.580 So props to Nick.

00:19:16.900 That was killer.

00:19:17.920 Hey,

00:19:18.240 motherfucker.

00:19:18.800 I was there too.

00:19:20.320 You weren't wearing the crown though.

00:19:24.720 You've already made it Josh.

00:19:27.700 We're fucking nobodies.

00:19:28.560 This is a big deal.

00:19:29.020 If I wasn't on a fucking Burger King crown.

00:19:30.680 Josh,

00:19:30.740 you should have came out as Malcolm X.

00:19:31.880 That'd have been really funny.

00:19:32.540 Dude,

00:19:33.360 dude.

00:19:34.400 I should have hopped on with blackface,

00:19:36.880 bro.

00:19:38.440 Dude,

00:19:38.860 whenever I joined in and they said,

00:19:41.220 Hudak said I was expecting blackface.

00:19:43.360 If I wasn't black,

00:19:44.220 y'all would see I'm blushing right now,

00:19:45.700 but I'm black so you can't tell.

00:19:46.840 Could you imagine if you had hopped on the way you did and you're like,

00:19:49.860 Oh,

00:19:50.100 we were expecting blackface.

00:19:51.340 And then I hopped in with blackface.

00:19:52.780 Oh,

00:19:53.060 dude,

00:19:53.300 we really missed it.

00:19:54.520 We really missed a chance.

00:19:56.220 They had no clue what.

00:19:58.660 Oh,

00:19:59.060 go ahead.

00:19:59.380 I'll just say,

00:19:59.800 they didn't know what Nick was dressed as either.

00:20:01.660 They had no clue.

00:20:02.580 They had no idea.

00:20:03.240 Yeah.

00:20:03.360 Which was insane because that went viral.

00:20:06.800 I don't know how,

00:20:07.520 I mean,

00:20:07.700 I guess.

00:20:08.120 And retards,

00:20:08.540 dude.

00:20:08.740 By the way,

00:20:09.200 do you know who does know who that guy is?

00:20:12.280 Every single person on black Twitter knows who that guy is.

00:20:15.360 And they use them as a joke as well.

00:20:16.760 It goes to show you,

00:20:17.760 they really don't talk to any black people.

00:20:19.900 Probably.

00:20:20.540 I bet Archie Flowers locks the door on the interstate when black people drive past.

00:20:24.160 No dude,

00:20:26.760 Popo for real.

00:20:27.720 Like,

00:20:27.820 like black people,

00:20:28.780 like love that dude from the airplane,

00:20:31.140 man.

00:20:31.380 Like they use his gif and shit all the time.

00:20:34.200 They even,

00:20:34.600 if you want to Google G T N B O H,

00:20:38.840 they use those,

00:20:40.080 that acronym all the time to talk about.

00:20:43.020 Get that image off the plane.

00:20:44.660 Yeah.

00:20:45.060 Yeah.

00:20:45.300 That's,

00:20:45.640 that's what the guy said,

00:20:46.980 but they will say those,

00:20:48.900 that acronym to other girls.

00:20:50.900 They don't like.

00:20:52.780 They even like,

00:20:53.720 I remember there was that,

00:20:54.800 uh,

00:20:55.300 there was that like video or picture of that one,

00:20:58.180 like those two black ladies on the train that were like cutting their,

00:21:01.320 like the toenails on the train.

00:21:02.720 And it was just black Twitter.

00:21:03.840 Just all just that dude,

00:21:05.180 just every one of them just sitting in that gif.

00:21:06.780 It was so funny.

00:21:09.620 Josh,

00:21:10.080 when you,

00:21:10.460 when you lost the,

00:21:11.420 uh,

00:21:11.740 the chair re re election,

00:21:13.900 what we got,

00:21:14.420 we got to relive that.

00:21:15.440 Huh?

00:21:15.560 Thanks buddy.

00:21:16.940 I have a point.

00:21:20.360 Once that happened,

00:21:21.760 you should have been rocking blocks,

00:21:23.080 blackface for the rest of your life.

00:21:24.820 It would have been,

00:21:25.580 just fucking go all in with the blackface.

00:21:29.200 Nick would have respected it.

00:21:30.360 Let's be honest.

00:21:31.640 Yeah.

00:21:32.780 Shout out.

00:21:33.460 Very fairy.

00:21:34.060 Hey,

00:21:34.520 fairy.

00:21:35.500 Fucking fairy.

00:21:38.220 Yes.

00:21:38.620 I lost three chair races.

00:21:40.920 Dude,

00:21:41.200 they'd love to bring it up too.

00:21:42.900 The point is that you wear blackface from now on.

00:21:45.720 That's the point.

00:21:46.360 It's just always.

00:21:47.720 Well,

00:21:48.080 just give it a couple more weeks of summer.

00:21:50.620 I'll be blackface anyways,

00:21:51.780 dude.

00:21:52.200 Yeah.

00:21:53.240 I mean,

00:21:53.700 it's strange that,

00:21:54.540 uh,

00:21:55.000 I mean,

00:21:55.400 yeah,

00:21:58.180 it's the new comments are better than the show,

00:22:00.600 dude.

00:22:00.780 The new odd couple or something.

00:22:02.060 I was going to say the new odd couple.

00:22:04.220 Dude,

00:22:04.660 people are not going to enjoy just the audio of this.

00:22:07.140 You need the video for this episode,

00:22:08.880 especially,

00:22:09.400 but I find it,

00:22:10.380 I mean,

00:22:10.620 not weird,

00:22:11.400 but I find it interesting that the faker Terrans,

00:22:13.940 all they do is focus on winning things,

00:22:16.640 whether it's a chair race or an election or whatever.

00:22:19.800 That's not actually what matters.

00:22:21.160 It's not what matters.

00:22:22.540 Messaging is what matters.

00:22:26.160 Hey,

00:22:26.600 I'm making a serious point here.

00:22:28.020 I'm sorry.

00:22:28.600 I'm laughing at the comments,

00:22:29.760 dude.

00:22:29.980 I can't help it.

00:22:30.920 Oh,

00:22:31.100 Josh was black for fuck's sake.

00:22:33.940 Dude,

00:22:34.200 so hold on.

00:22:35.540 Oh,

00:22:36.160 go ahead.

00:22:36.980 Oh,

00:22:37.120 so,

00:22:38.380 oh man,

00:22:38.840 I just spit sour.

00:22:39.900 Jesus Christ.

00:22:42.000 I'll give,

00:22:42.580 I'll give mine.

00:22:42.980 I thought it was really funny that they literally,

00:22:45.260 you asked them,

00:22:46.280 what is the thing that you,

00:22:47.400 the LP has done in the last 50,

00:22:48.820 or even what have y'all done?

00:22:49.960 And they said,

00:22:50.600 ballot access in all 50 States.

00:22:52.060 And I was like,

00:22:52.400 that means nothing.

00:22:53.540 And that was the followup question was,

00:22:56.580 what have you done without ballot access?

00:22:58.500 Yeah,

00:22:58.660 but they lost it.

00:23:00.440 They lost it.

00:23:01.320 They lost it.

00:23:02.020 Yeah.

00:23:03.160 Cause they got it in,

00:23:04.400 they got it here as well.

00:23:06.080 They got it in 2016,

00:23:07.700 I think,

00:23:08.000 right?

00:23:08.120 They got it in 2016,

00:23:09.460 uh,

00:23:10.480 for the presidential election.

00:23:11.620 And then they lost it in 2020.

00:23:12.960 They lost,

00:23:13.640 I think five States or something.

00:23:15.380 Yeah.

00:23:15.680 I think it was more than that.

00:23:16.580 I think it's double digits.

00:23:17.840 You know,

00:23:18.080 it's fucked up guys.

00:23:18.980 I told James gentlemen that we were going to have him on another time.

00:23:22.200 Cause we were already going to have six people on.

00:23:24.200 And now we have eight people on.

00:23:27.260 So I,

00:23:28.280 this was unplanned,

00:23:29.400 bro.

00:23:29.640 If you've watched this,

00:23:30.560 it was not my fault.

00:23:31.680 I don't run this.

00:23:33.080 Technically,

00:23:33.440 because Clint and Reed are inside each other right now.

00:23:36.700 They're one person.

00:23:37.460 Two people on the same camera.

00:23:42.420 Is it the first time?

00:23:43.240 Yeah.

00:23:43.560 Yeah.

00:23:44.040 And,

00:23:44.200 and,

00:23:44.500 and Josh is a sucking dick.

00:23:46.200 That's what that,

00:23:46.720 uh,

00:23:47.220 sound is.

00:23:47.920 No.

00:23:48.080 So,

00:23:48.260 so there's a,

00:23:49.380 there's a funny joke behind that.

00:23:50.700 Legit.

00:23:51.320 Jose show armpits.

00:23:54.460 Please.

00:23:54.980 Can we not see any more of Jose's body today?

00:23:57.260 Please.

00:23:57.440 His camera is running like seven frames per second.

00:24:00.540 Your internet must be garbage right now.

00:24:02.120 I can count.

00:24:03.040 I can count.

00:24:03.660 I can count a half a frame per second,

00:24:05.540 bro.

00:24:05.780 Holy shit.

00:24:06.460 I can count the pixels on one hand.

00:24:11.280 He's like,

00:24:11.640 he's down.

00:24:12.340 He's like,

00:24:12.760 he's like downloading porn right now or something.

00:24:14.720 He looks like,

00:24:15.960 like the porn I used to download in the mid nineties.

00:24:19.380 Oh,

00:24:19.740 what happened to my porn?

00:24:23.540 What the fuck?

00:24:25.740 You really going to tell me?

00:24:27.440 That's funny.

00:24:28.760 Clint,

00:24:29.280 you guys look like the porn I used to download in the mid nineties.

00:24:33.800 Dude,

00:24:34.200 they look like the porn that we would have watched in like the seventies or

00:24:37.500 something.

00:24:38.080 Oh my God.

00:24:39.500 Just the,

00:24:39.820 we can hear,

00:24:40.540 we can hear you,

00:24:41.380 Josh.

00:24:41.640 So I don't know where you're,

00:24:42.400 where you're at.

00:24:43.020 You know,

00:24:43.500 you know,

00:24:43.800 reading Clint look like the extras from the YNCA music video.

00:24:49.800 I said Reed was the gay cop from the village people.

00:24:54.680 And the guy from American history X.

00:24:58.180 Oh yeah.

00:24:58.800 Clint,

00:24:59.060 Clint is a,

00:24:59.860 yeah,

00:25:00.000 definitely.

00:25:00.520 You look,

00:25:01.240 you look shockingly like the character whenever you like make the right face.

00:25:05.340 It's shocking.

00:25:05.640 Yeah.

00:25:05.900 Yeah.

00:25:06.120 And whenever you show your swastika tattoo,

00:25:07.880 it's like a dead on.

00:25:10.960 Reed,

00:25:11.400 if we could refrain from having to look,

00:25:13.420 if we can refrain from having to look at any more of Jose's body parts today,

00:25:16.940 I'd be there.

00:25:18.820 Reed,

00:25:19.180 what was it like having your life flash before your eyes today or yesterday?

00:25:22.700 Whatever it was.

00:25:24.000 Clint had a better view of it.

00:25:25.440 I didn't even really know what happened.

00:25:26.860 Cause it was so,

00:25:27.560 I mean,

00:25:27.780 it was so fucking dumb that the guy pulled out in front.

00:25:30.520 I didn't even like.

00:25:31.800 You were driving behind each other.

00:25:32.980 I'm always behind him.

00:25:35.420 He's always behind me.

00:25:37.200 Dude,

00:25:37.740 Reed,

00:25:38.180 tell him my fucking YouTube comment.

00:25:39.960 Cause it's kind of perfect.

00:25:41.420 Oh,

00:25:41.660 it was great.

00:25:42.340 Uh,

00:25:43.180 let me,

00:25:43.540 I'm going to fuck it up.

00:25:44.520 But Jose was like,

00:25:45.800 thanks for having me on the channel.

00:25:47.460 By the way,

00:25:47.900 I'm really glad you didn't die,

00:25:49.320 but that would have made for an awesome Liberty lockdown episode.

00:25:51.820 Yeah.

00:25:55.860 It was fucking,

00:25:57.240 it was pop lobster.

00:25:58.820 He hired that guy to fucking drive in front of me.

00:26:02.980 Yeah,

00:26:03.580 dude.

00:26:04.200 Yeah,

00:26:04.380 bro.

00:26:04.680 You can't be talking shit about his truck driving skills,

00:26:06.700 man.

00:26:06.960 He's a mob.

00:26:08.120 You know what I mean?

00:26:08.900 That's not what that Puerto Rican mafia will take you out.

00:26:12.800 I wanted to go to McDonald's.

00:26:15.200 Like,

00:26:15.300 Oh,

00:26:15.440 sure you did.

00:26:16.340 The Puerto Rican mafia,

00:26:17.700 the Puerto Rican mafia,

00:26:21.280 for those who are wondering is really just like 20 big butted women that come in,

00:26:25.360 like,

00:26:25.620 uh,

00:26:26.060 uh,

00:26:26.700 twerk on you until you die.

00:26:28.320 I think that's how it works.

00:26:29.620 So we're,

00:26:30.420 we're done.

00:26:30.740 Don't fall flat.

00:26:31.380 I was going to say,

00:26:32.640 don't let it like,

00:26:35.460 don't say a word whenever somebody,

00:26:37.100 this is,

00:26:37.420 this is a problem I have with slurp gang.

00:26:38.900 Whenever somebody's like cocky says something really stupid,

00:26:41.680 just let it sit.

00:26:43.300 So they have to just relish in the fact that they just bomb the joke.

00:26:47.460 Don't bail them out by immediately saying something when they say a bad joke,

00:26:50.440 just don't say nothing.

00:26:51.480 And just say,

00:26:52.040 Oh,

00:26:52.460 that hurt.

00:26:52.780 Didn't it?

00:26:53.380 Everyone go around and give other criticisms of slurp gang.

00:26:56.880 Everyone go ahead and give your other,

00:26:59.260 you don't do that to your homies,

00:27:02.100 bro.

00:27:02.880 No,

00:27:03.740 dude,

00:27:04.040 I'm blocked by them.

00:27:05.860 So I'll call them out.

00:27:07.160 I've watched like one episode.

00:27:08.300 It was pretty good.

00:27:09.300 I think they got a,

00:27:10.900 they got a Jew on slurp gang,

00:27:12.200 right?

00:27:12.760 I changed my mind.

00:27:14.200 I don't like it anymore.

00:27:16.640 You had a Jew on last night.

00:27:18.020 Didn't you?

00:27:18.260 I'm just kidding.

00:27:21.900 Slurp gang has beef with tower power hour.

00:27:24.620 And,

00:27:24.740 and I wish they would just be explicit about it.

00:27:26.740 Like,

00:27:27.220 what is your beef with us?

00:27:28.200 Popo.

00:27:28.840 They don't.

00:27:29.500 Oh,

00:27:30.100 I'm not on slurp.

00:27:31.440 He's not slurp gang.

00:27:32.700 Yeah.

00:27:33.040 Wow.

00:27:33.840 Clint.

00:27:34.500 He's not,

00:27:35.260 he's not a bucket.

00:27:36.620 He's not a bucket.

00:27:37.880 But he doesn't have any beef.

00:27:39.840 He's mixing up his white boys.

00:27:42.080 I mean,

00:27:43.240 I don't,

00:27:43.860 I don't,

00:27:44.380 I don't think ace has beef.

00:27:45.820 Ace is.

00:27:46.420 Nobody has beef with us.

00:27:47.620 I promise you.

00:27:48.520 Nobody has beef with us.

00:27:49.340 No,

00:27:49.540 everyone.

00:27:50.000 Nick is the mediator.

00:27:51.020 He's been doing this the whole time.

00:27:53.120 I really have.

00:27:55.560 They're not,

00:27:56.240 they don't,

00:27:56.660 it's not like that.

00:27:57.540 I promise.

00:27:58.480 So we,

00:27:58.860 we come,

00:27:59.420 we come out of,

00:28:00.340 uh,

00:28:00.760 what's the name of the closet?

00:28:01.960 Each other.

00:28:04.540 There's no closet here,

00:28:05.660 guys.

00:28:06.040 This is awful display.

00:28:07.660 So we come out of the closet together,

00:28:09.140 right?

00:28:11.240 We're coming out of Yellowstone and we're ripping through these like double yellow lines,

00:28:14.640 passing people.

00:28:15.160 We're driving dangerous as a motherfucker.

00:28:16.760 And I'm falling in the whole way because I'm always behind him.

00:28:18.780 As I've said,

00:28:19.620 I got his foreskins mixed up.

00:28:21.180 Yes,

00:28:21.380 I did.

00:28:21.840 I apologize.

00:28:22.900 Uh,

00:28:23.340 and then we get into this,

00:28:24.160 this little town called Cody and we're,

00:28:26.300 it's very,

00:28:26.860 it's like driving.

00:28:28.060 Cody was another dude,

00:28:29.360 actually.

00:28:30.880 So we're coming out of Cody,

00:28:32.220 right?

00:28:32.480 And we're driving slow.

00:28:36.340 And it's like probably 30,

00:28:37.540 35 miles per hour.

00:28:38.900 And Reed is in the left-hand lane.

00:28:40.240 And this kid is in the turn lane to go into the McDonald's.

00:28:43.640 And I'm right behind Reed.

00:28:44.960 And I see this kid turn into Reed.

00:28:48.180 And I'm like,

00:28:49.680 I'm like,

00:28:50.000 but the kid's rolling.

00:28:51.260 Like,

00:28:51.500 he's not gunning it.

00:28:52.260 He's just rolling slow.

00:28:53.220 So I'm like,

00:28:53.620 I'm thinking he's like impatient.

00:28:55.800 He's not,

00:28:56.300 he's not going to go into Reed for sure.

00:28:58.440 I was like,

00:28:58.880 I was confident.

00:28:59.840 He was coming right in to Reed.

00:29:04.660 It was going to be me that night.

00:29:07.940 So anyway,

00:29:10.520 this kid doesn't see him.

00:29:13.140 Reed apparently doesn't see him either.

00:29:14.760 And they fucking hit.

00:29:16.160 And,

00:29:16.220 and the,

00:29:16.580 the trucks,

00:29:17.500 because it's like an SUV and Reed struck,

00:29:19.760 they lift up and do a fucking 270 degree spin directly in front of me.

00:29:25.160 It was so intense.

00:29:26.920 And I pull up,

00:29:27.940 I couldn't,

00:29:28.440 I couldn't stop in time.

00:29:29.660 So I pull up reads over in the other like oncoming traffic lane,

00:29:33.400 but it's,

00:29:33.900 it's a bump fuck down.

00:29:35.180 So there's like no one there.

00:29:36.100 So I ended up pulling up next to the kid that hit Reed.

00:29:38.740 And I look in the,

00:29:39.800 in the window and he has already hit his head into the,

00:29:42.800 the airbag airbag.

00:29:44.760 And he looks up at me and he's immediately crying.

00:29:47.480 And he goes,

00:29:48.040 I'm so sorry.

00:29:49.100 He thought he hit me.

00:29:50.320 It was crazy.

00:29:52.140 And then I go and I park my car and I run over to Reed.

00:29:54.740 Cause I,

00:29:55.180 I look at Reed and he's in the middle of his truck bed before I go.

00:29:58.220 And I park and,

00:29:59.220 and he's,

00:29:59.800 he looks like he's unconscious.

00:30:01.020 I couldn't even tell.

00:30:02.020 I thought he was dead.

00:30:02.720 Like I'm not even exaggerating.

00:30:03.940 I honestly thought he was dead.

00:30:05.080 And I go and I park.

00:30:06.280 And then I run over to Reed and Reed has already gotten himself out of his

00:30:09.780 truck,

00:30:10.020 which by the way,

00:30:10.640 not out of his driver's side door,

00:30:12.100 because it's completely caved in.

00:30:13.680 And he has gotten out of his passenger side and he's standing there.

00:30:16.160 And he's like,

00:30:16.580 he's looking at his limbs and shit.

00:30:18.060 And he's like,

00:30:18.360 I'm fine.

00:30:18.900 It was so intense guys.

00:30:20.340 And I'll let Reed fill in the rest.

00:30:22.060 Yeah.

00:30:22.420 I mean,

00:30:22.660 I just want to wait before we go on.

00:30:25.480 Can we just did a guy in the turning lane.

00:30:28.200 I just didn't think he was going to turn into me.

00:30:30.640 Like I couldn't believe it.

00:30:31.620 And then he just like literally right in front of me and I was going 40 miles per

00:30:35.860 hour.

00:30:36.080 So then I just hammered him,

00:30:37.960 but I will say something.

00:30:40.080 And I don't go you,

00:30:41.160 Josh,

00:30:41.320 you had something.

00:30:41.820 I just wanted to,

00:30:42.540 I just wanted to give a shout out to Clint's testament to measuring the

00:30:47.920 angle of the turn.

00:30:49.240 He must like 270 degrees,

00:30:52.040 dude.

00:30:52.520 Like for real.

00:30:53.420 I got out with a tape measure.

00:30:55.280 Measure that shit.

00:30:57.080 No,

00:30:57.420 it would have been crazy.

00:30:58.280 He was like,

00:30:58.560 it was 273 degrees.

00:31:01.980 Hey,

00:31:02.480 honest question.

00:31:03.420 All right.

00:31:04.420 Clint legit question.

00:31:06.080 Like at what point we're talking points,

00:31:08.160 you know,

00:31:08.400 running through your mind for your next episode,

00:31:10.120 you know,

00:31:10.360 I was already thinking about like the eulogy.

00:31:18.040 Oh no.

00:31:18.900 Honestly,

00:31:19.340 I was just so,

00:31:20.280 I can't even tell you how thrilled I was when I saw him out of that truck.

00:31:23.880 And cause I like,

00:31:25.060 I'm not bullshitting.

00:31:26.200 Reed was sitting in the middle of his truck bed when I drove past and he

00:31:29.180 looked out of it.

00:31:30.220 Like his hair was all disheveled and I couldn't tell that he was conscious or

00:31:32.960 not.

00:31:33.100 So it looked like Reed.

00:31:36.080 Maybe you're lucky.

00:31:40.160 You're lucky.

00:31:40.960 He was alive.

00:31:41.620 Cause imagine if he like,

00:31:42.920 wasn't.

00:31:43.460 And so the cops pull up and they're talking to you.

00:31:45.380 It's like,

00:31:45.940 how do you know this guy?

00:31:46.880 And you're like,

00:31:47.220 Oh,

00:31:47.320 that's my friend.

00:31:48.060 You're like,

00:31:48.500 how do you know him?

00:31:49.680 Oh,

00:31:49.980 from the internet.

00:31:50.740 We met on the internet.

00:31:51.640 And then,

00:31:55.620 but then they look at both of you guys' facial hair and they're like,

00:31:58.380 Oh,

00:31:58.620 you're,

00:31:58.860 you're friends,

00:31:59.520 right?

00:31:59.760 Okay.

00:32:00.480 And you met on,

00:32:01.140 you met on the internet.

00:32:01.980 You met on Craigslist,

00:32:02.760 right?

00:32:03.800 They're both dressed exactly the same.

00:32:05.740 They have,

00:32:06.080 you know,

00:32:06.240 the mustaches.

00:32:07.500 It all fits.

00:32:08.380 So at what point did you beat the fuck out of the other guy for violating the NAP?

00:32:12.920 I mean,

00:32:13.280 you technically aggressed on,

00:32:15.580 uh,

00:32:16.040 Reed there on hitting a car.

00:32:17.560 I don't think,

00:32:18.180 I don't think that was a punishment enough.

00:32:20.360 Clint,

00:32:20.640 Clint like ran up and ripped him out of the car.

00:32:23.000 He's like,

00:32:23.300 no,

00:32:23.520 I have to get strange tonight.

00:32:26.380 Yo,

00:32:26.900 that kid was like six,

00:32:28.560 five and like 150 pounds.

00:32:30.440 I could have fucking mangled his ass.

00:32:32.120 So I get out of the truck and I'm not dead.

00:32:34.380 And he comes over to me and he says,

00:32:36.300 what am I going to tell my dad?

00:32:38.660 What am I going to do about my vehicle?

00:32:40.340 I was like,

00:32:41.000 Oh,

00:32:41.300 what am I going to tell my dad?

00:32:43.720 He didn't say,

00:32:44.940 what about my college payments?

00:32:49.800 Before he even sees if Reed's okay.

00:32:51.900 He's like,

00:32:52.340 what am I going to tell my father?

00:32:55.220 A little too eager to get into McDonald's,

00:32:58.500 huh?

00:32:59.800 Reed,

00:33:00.260 you just tell him straight out that you're gay.

00:33:02.380 That's all I got to do.

00:33:04.440 I should have,

00:33:05.020 but I don't know if McDonald's just put the McRib back in,

00:33:08.040 order or something.

00:33:10.620 He got a text that the ice cream machine was working.

00:33:13.640 He's like,

00:33:13.960 ah,

00:33:15.000 he just immediately just whipped in and wait.

00:33:19.760 No,

00:33:20.100 you heard there was a free stall open for fentanyl.

00:33:24.300 Yeah.

00:33:26.460 So Reed,

00:33:27.380 so is your truck like just in Odie Wyoming right now or just gone?

00:33:32.620 It's a junkyard.

00:33:33.580 It's gone.

00:33:34.360 It's,

00:33:34.600 it's gone.

00:33:35.420 Yo,

00:33:35.720 the,

00:33:36.100 the,

00:33:36.400 the,

00:33:36.600 the driver's side door was like D sheet.

00:33:39.420 Like the fucking,

00:33:40.220 the metal and the interior of it were both separated and it was completely caved in.

00:33:45.040 Like Reed has already said this,

00:33:46.500 but if,

00:33:46.960 if his,

00:33:47.760 if his seatbelt was on,

00:33:48.840 his left leg may be gone.

00:33:50.100 Like real talk.

00:33:51.220 Yeah.

00:33:51.540 It's like thrown like into the passenger seat when he hit me.

00:33:55.800 And that's the only reason I didn't lose my leg.

00:33:57.780 This is why libertarians are against seatbelt law.

00:33:59.800 Hell yeah.

00:34:01.280 I don't,

00:34:01.920 I don't want to scare you.

00:34:03.800 Are you sore yet?

00:34:04.860 You're probably going to be sore as fuck.

00:34:06.660 No,

00:34:06.860 I'm already sore as fuck.

00:34:07.960 Okay.

00:34:08.820 Well,

00:34:09.200 are we talking about from the accident?

00:34:10.780 From.

00:34:13.640 Well,

00:34:14.000 dude,

00:34:14.280 you're going to freedom.

00:34:15.480 There's going to be,

00:34:16.280 there's going to be plenty of drugs at freedom.

00:34:17.920 Fast.

00:34:18.280 You'll be fine.

00:34:19.960 We get it.

00:34:20.760 Amoy,

00:34:21.160 we get it.

00:34:21.900 It was all a euphemism.

00:34:23.360 You're right.

00:34:23.740 Literally everything is a gay joke,

00:34:25.620 man.

00:34:25.760 I'm supposed to shout out Meredith.

00:34:27.180 So there you go.

00:34:28.000 Fat Dave,

00:34:28.460 are you going to hug her and smother her into your fatness?

00:34:31.940 By the way,

00:34:32.480 Meredith,

00:34:32.740 we were talking before that you're too hot to be real.

00:34:34.960 You're clearly a fed.

00:34:36.220 So.

00:34:37.700 Who?

00:34:38.080 Or Tranny.

00:34:39.180 Yeah.

00:34:39.420 Or Tranny.

00:34:40.080 Who?

00:34:41.500 Meredith?

00:34:41.860 Meredith.

00:34:41.980 Meredith.

00:34:42.300 The one that's popping up.

00:34:43.660 Oh,

00:34:43.940 fair.

00:34:45.120 I can't say those.

00:34:46.060 I can't say those kinds of things.

00:34:48.080 Yeah.

00:34:48.360 I have an Italian.

00:34:49.120 I have an Italian.

00:34:49.620 That will stab me in my sleep.

00:34:53.160 So.

00:34:53.860 I don't know why they call you racist when you have a black fiance.

00:34:57.520 Right.

00:34:58.460 Oh,

00:34:58.860 cause she's Italian.

00:34:59.640 Right.

00:34:59.920 Yeah.

00:35:00.800 That was y'all fault.

00:35:02.000 Not mine.

00:35:03.560 Hey,

00:35:03.960 I want to let y'all in a little secret,

00:35:06.860 like new listeners of like the key to our success.

00:35:09.020 And the reason why the fucking live chat is so fucking dope.

00:35:12.120 Tower gang was kind of like a community thing.

00:35:13.700 And we had a lot of funny motherfuckers and they basically all show out here.

00:35:17.180 And that's kind of why we're so goddamn funny.

00:35:19.400 I'm not gonna lie.

00:35:20.120 We steal a lot of their content.

00:35:21.300 IP is fake and gay.

00:35:22.180 So that's why we look so goddamn awesome.

00:35:24.420 It's because we're riding off the backs of giants that don't want to.

00:35:26.880 He's talking about it.

00:35:27.500 He's talking about everybody else on the show.

00:35:29.100 Not necessarily.

00:35:30.160 I,

00:35:30.760 uh,

00:35:31.120 so,

00:35:31.600 so Jose,

00:35:32.340 uh,

00:35:32.640 I just,

00:35:33.340 I want to apologize to you guys for honey potting.

00:35:36.860 You into creating a show that I never came on.

00:35:39.120 I really,

00:35:39.880 I really,

00:35:40.560 I'm sorry.

00:35:42.060 It exceeded expectations for sure.

00:35:44.280 Yeah.

00:35:44.780 I was like,

00:35:45.480 I was,

00:35:45.720 I was like,

00:35:46.540 yo,

00:35:46.740 you guys should totally,

00:35:47.700 we should start this show.

00:35:48.900 It'll be dope.

00:35:49.720 It's going to be like all the tower gang people.

00:35:51.940 It'll be like Legion of Skanks.

00:35:53.640 And then you're like,

00:35:54.320 yeah,

00:35:54.680 let's do it.

00:35:55.560 And then I was like,

00:35:56.300 I'll see you in episode 19,

00:35:58.180 bro.

00:35:59.980 We'll be there for like every fucking episode.

00:36:02.860 What was funny is like,

00:36:04.720 I was just swooping in late in the game to get the clout.

00:36:08.020 Yeah.

00:36:08.720 Yeah,

00:36:09.080 I know.

00:36:09.580 I know.

00:36:09.960 I'm trying to,

00:36:10.480 I'm trying to get the clout,

00:36:11.580 bro.

00:36:11.980 We made it on Mondays because that's when you could do it at the time.

00:36:15.480 You're like,

00:36:15.700 I can do Mondays at nine o'clock and we're like,

00:36:17.680 all right,

00:36:18.160 that's when we'll do it every week at Mondays at nine o'clock.

00:36:21.520 And then I started doing my show.

00:36:23.360 I started doing my show on Mondays and I'm like,

00:36:25.280 Oh shit.

00:36:25.940 I was supposed to be doing that tower power show.

00:36:27.640 Oops.

00:36:28.220 Sorry guys.

00:36:29.940 You guys also based it around my schedule and then I hardly ever showed up.

00:36:33.920 Yes.

00:36:35.800 For a time I'm like,

00:36:36.740 why the fuck are we doing this stupid ass Jose nine 15 time on Monday?

00:36:40.420 We could do literally any other day in the week,

00:36:42.420 multiple days a week,

00:36:43.340 but no,

00:36:44.180 we have the kids go to bed at nine.

00:36:46.880 We have to kowtow to the one guy.

00:36:49.920 I'm really sorry,

00:36:50.880 man.

00:36:51.220 I love you guys though.

00:36:52.380 You know,

00:36:53.020 it was no,

00:36:53.800 it became a meme for us basically of just like,

00:36:56.480 like,

00:36:56.780 especially,

00:36:57.300 well,

00:36:57.500 I think the,

00:36:58.160 what was it?

00:36:58.400 The second episode we had Shane Hazel on and said,

00:37:00.520 we just,

00:37:00.800 we just got better.

00:37:01.620 Josh Smith.

00:37:02.560 Yeah.

00:37:03.400 I think you said it was an upgrade.

00:37:05.620 It was an upgrade.

00:37:06.460 I was in the chat for that one.

00:37:08.560 I was like,

00:37:08.920 fuck you guys.

00:37:11.220 I,

00:37:11.680 uh,

00:37:12.080 uh,

00:37:12.640 what was I going to say?

00:37:13.200 I was going to say something cool.

00:37:14.220 And now I totally fucked dude.

00:37:15.520 I'm not even high.

00:37:16.280 What's going on here?

00:37:17.960 Then we,

00:37:18.460 then we thought we peaked with episode three because we got Mosh to Ray on.

00:37:21.780 That was like the worst episode because of all the technical difficulties.

00:37:26.260 He kept dropping out on you.

00:37:27.740 And I was funny.

00:37:28.580 Yeah.

00:37:28.660 He always uses his phone.

00:37:30.240 He always uses his phone.

00:37:31.080 We had no business having Maj on at that point.

00:37:33.520 No.

00:37:34.940 I don't even know how you do.

00:37:36.000 It took me months to get Maj on.

00:37:37.600 He was supposed to be my first episode.

00:37:39.560 And he like,

00:37:40.560 he like dipped out on me like four times.

00:37:43.000 And then,

00:37:43.380 and then just like stopped talking to me for a month.

00:37:45.500 And I'm like,

00:37:45.800 dude,

00:37:45.920 it's because of all the black posts we have at home.

00:37:50.500 Yeah.

00:37:50.940 You have me and Nick.

00:37:51.960 I mean,

00:37:52.920 I think Maj got in,

00:37:55.140 I got in here and he was like,

00:37:56.720 Oh fuck.

00:37:57.400 What have I done?

00:37:57.980 And he just kept ending his wifi on his phone to get out of it.

00:38:03.580 But he kept coming back,

00:38:04.600 which was really nice.

00:38:05.400 So yeah,

00:38:06.080 just a bunch of Mayo monkeys on there.

00:38:07.740 And he was just like,

00:38:08.360 Jesus,

00:38:08.760 I got to talk to these guys about these really shitty gun questions.

00:38:12.160 White boy summer.

00:38:13.200 White boy summer.

00:38:14.060 But was it the,

00:38:14.680 um,

00:38:15.100 that's racist.

00:38:16.400 Send us a picture of you.

00:38:17.560 Was it the Ted Kaczynski one or the,

00:38:19.700 um,

00:38:20.460 Mark,

00:38:20.960 uh,

00:38:21.120 what is his name?

00:38:21.840 The Kaczynski one.

00:38:22.920 Yeah.

00:38:23.160 The Kaczynski one's dope,

00:38:24.460 dude.

00:38:24.920 Yeah.

00:38:25.440 Nick,

00:38:25.680 what's it like,

00:38:26.140 what's it like being the most fucking king nigga on the planet?

00:38:32.500 Well,

00:38:32.940 I love how you said it in the whitest way possible.

00:38:36.400 Yeah.

00:38:37.460 I saw you look over your shoulder.

00:38:42.240 Are you in a Motel 6 right now?

00:38:43.840 And you're just like,

00:38:44.400 they're going to come in.

00:38:45.100 They're in South Dakota.

00:38:48.400 They're in Archie land right now.

00:38:49.740 Why does,

00:38:50.200 I did have a gun in my truck and I think it was legal to have a Wyoming,

00:38:55.280 but I just didn't want to deal with it.

00:38:56.700 So I just put your,

00:38:58.900 put my gun in your car.

00:38:59.860 So he was wearing gym shorts and he just stuffed my 45 and his gym shorts.

00:39:05.140 He tried to walk across the street and his pants were just falling down.

00:39:08.700 That's normal.

00:39:09.740 That's normal in San Diego where he's from.

00:39:11.720 That's some wigger shit.

00:39:12.540 It gets better than this.

00:39:14.600 So I'm moving.

00:39:15.540 Right.

00:39:15.760 So I'm wearing these fucking gym shorts and I'm driving thousands of miles.

00:39:18.500 So they're super comfortable,

00:39:19.240 but they don't exactly hold up.

00:39:21.160 I also don't wear underwear.

00:39:22.800 So I have a gun in one pocket.

00:39:26.020 I have his fucking magazine in my left pocket and my,

00:39:28.880 my shorts are falling down and I'm carrying it like,

00:39:31.620 and I'm walking away from the scene of an accident.

00:39:35.940 And everyone's looking at me and everyone in the McDonald's has now come

00:39:39.120 outside and they're staring at me as I walk away.

00:39:41.660 He's got his ass crack hanging out.

00:39:43.360 He's carrying a 45.

00:39:44.960 He's doing a pimp walk.

00:39:46.220 I was going to say the same thing.

00:39:47.680 No,

00:39:48.160 no,

00:39:48.420 they recognize Clinton.

00:39:49.720 They told him to show Don,

00:39:50.820 obviously.

00:39:52.800 And I did.

00:39:55.280 How do you,

00:39:55.980 how do you not wear underwear and not crush your nuts every time you sit

00:39:58.660 down?

00:39:59.600 I just,

00:40:00.500 your,

00:40:00.780 your nuts toughen up after a while.

00:40:04.420 What are you,

00:40:05.040 would he have really long nuts or something?

00:40:06.920 Is that,

00:40:07.320 is it not normal to like set on your balls if you don't wear like good

00:40:10.960 underwear?

00:40:12.000 No.

00:40:12.500 Here's the thing,

00:40:13.260 Josh,

00:40:13.400 you're,

00:40:13.960 you're,

00:40:14.240 you're,

00:40:14.340 you're circumcised,

00:40:16.260 but like,

00:40:16.900 uncircumcised fellow,

00:40:17.880 you just wrap it up over your balls,

00:40:19.280 you know,

00:40:19.460 and you're good.

00:40:20.200 Jesus Christ.

00:40:21.300 Yeah.

00:40:21.660 It's like a,

00:40:22.100 it's like a,

00:40:22.500 it's like a Ziploc bag.

00:40:23.960 I can roll it over.

00:40:25.720 It's an extra,

00:40:26.360 it's an extra nut sack.

00:40:28.760 It's like how you close the bread bag.

00:40:30.440 You like give a little twist and tuck underneath.

00:40:34.420 Only,

00:40:34.780 only men close the bread bag like that.

00:40:37.420 Before juice came around,

00:40:39.880 you could,

00:40:40.280 they actually called a foreskin,

00:40:42.160 just a ball sock.

00:40:43.740 You just,

00:40:43.960 I thought that's just what they called the,

00:40:50.140 the sheath in the front of sheath underwear.

00:40:52.440 Oh yeah.

00:40:53.140 See,

00:40:53.360 I got to get some.

00:40:53.900 We're not sponsored by them yet,

00:40:54.960 Toad.

00:40:55.580 Oh,

00:40:56.180 I got to get some.

00:40:57.140 We're trying so hard to get sponsored by them.

00:40:59.900 We just want an excuse to do a naked,

00:41:03.060 or an episode in just in fucking underwear.

00:41:05.460 Yeah,

00:41:05.720 that's what we wanted to do.

00:41:06.520 We wanted to do it with the unicorn daddy.

00:41:07.900 I have,

00:41:09.240 I'm going to let you guys in on a little secret.

00:41:12.060 Adidas makes sheath underwear that aren't sheath underwear much cheaper.

00:41:17.160 Geez,

00:41:17.640 way to just shit on Dave.

00:41:19.140 Dave,

00:41:19.860 Malice,

00:41:20.280 all of them.

00:41:21.760 Wait a minute though.

00:41:23.440 Well,

00:41:23.680 so,

00:41:23.860 so Malice,

00:41:24.740 like the way that he talks about it,

00:41:26.320 it seems like he definitely wears sheath.

00:41:27.980 Dave,

00:41:28.320 I'm definitely skeptical.

00:41:29.380 And I think he's like,

00:41:30.000 he's like,

00:41:30.800 they're really great.

00:41:31.640 They took my junk in.

00:41:32.960 And you're like,

00:41:33.860 you don't even wear these things,

00:41:35.440 do you?

00:41:35.840 We didn't ask Dave for proof,

00:41:38.180 but he showed us.

00:41:39.080 Yeah.

00:41:40.680 There's a pouch.

00:41:41.800 There's a pouch.

00:41:42.680 And it's filled to the brim.

00:41:45.020 You guys saw Dave's glorious cock?

00:41:47.400 I've heard rumors.

00:41:48.080 It's fucking huge.

00:41:49.000 I don't know.

00:41:49.220 I'm aware of it.

00:41:50.260 Honestly,

00:41:50.760 when I met him,

00:41:51.300 the first thing I thought was like,

00:41:53.960 can I see your dick?

00:41:54.760 But I didn't say it.

00:41:57.160 It's always the tall,

00:41:58.480 skinny Jews.

00:41:59.000 They're always the fucking hogs.

00:42:01.040 It's true.

00:42:01.380 It's literally Jews.

00:42:02.260 So that's,

00:42:02.640 they say that black people have the biggest wieners.

00:42:05.240 You know,

00:42:05.360 that's the stereotype,

00:42:06.680 but it's not true.

00:42:07.320 It's Jews.

00:42:07.880 It is Jews.

00:42:08.540 It's the reason why Jews are black.

00:42:11.620 We discussed this on the last episode.

00:42:13.420 That's really the reason why so many people hate Jews.

00:42:15.820 It's fucking penis envy.

00:42:18.800 And it's even more incredible because they've all lost like an inch of it.

00:42:22.280 So yeah,

00:42:22.880 that much more of a flex.

00:42:25.480 That's all that is.

00:42:26.240 It's all that circumcision is.

00:42:27.580 It's like Goku going at 2% of his power or whatever.

00:42:33.360 Like just to show off.

00:42:38.040 I don't even watch that show.

00:42:39.340 I just said that for Jose.

00:42:40.920 They even wear the funny hats just to like,

00:42:43.080 to be like,

00:42:43.320 we can still get bitches.

00:42:44.080 Even when we wear the stupid.

00:42:45.120 Let me look.

00:42:45.820 We can look as ridiculous as possible and be as annoying as humanly possible.

00:42:50.340 and still look at us.

00:42:51.580 Keep going.

00:42:52.640 Keep going.

00:42:54.100 The truth actually is,

00:42:56.200 you know,

00:42:56.680 why the Yarmulke is so small.

00:42:58.260 It's because they actually wear it on the tip of their dick to replace the foreskin.

00:43:02.300 That's actually right.

00:43:03.180 I think somebody.

00:43:03.940 Don't laugh.

00:43:04.900 Let it die.

00:43:05.600 Let it die.

00:43:06.400 Hey,

00:43:06.680 Nick.

00:43:07.020 Nick.

00:43:07.520 I'm just kidding.

00:43:10.800 Nick.

00:43:11.420 Nick.

00:43:11.860 That was what they were the most mad at you for,

00:43:14.060 was putting that rabbi's face on the end of that under circumcised penis.

00:43:16.720 Dude,

00:43:16.860 I know.

00:43:17.680 Archie would not let it go.

00:43:19.240 He said,

00:43:19.580 you put the rabbi's face on male genitals.

00:43:24.220 I was like,

00:43:25.080 he was so mad at you.

00:43:27.360 In my head,

00:43:28.600 don't laugh.

00:43:29.140 In my head,

00:43:29.660 I was seriously,

00:43:30.560 I was like,

00:43:31.020 is this nigga for real?

00:43:32.460 Like this,

00:43:32.980 that was the stupidest shit that anybody's ever like pinned me on.

00:43:36.260 Guys,

00:43:37.560 guys,

00:43:37.880 Clint went to bed and I don't want to keep him waiting.

00:43:40.080 So I'm going to bow out.

00:43:41.580 All right.

00:43:42.140 Thanks for dropping in.

00:43:43.300 It was awesome guys.

00:43:44.860 Good night,

00:43:45.160 buddy.

00:43:45.920 Enjoy fucking each other.

00:43:48.300 Use lube guys.

00:43:49.580 Too on the nose too.

00:43:50.400 That was a pleasant surprise.

00:43:52.560 Yeah,

00:43:52.720 that was awesome.

00:43:53.440 You're welcome.

00:43:54.000 I arranged that.

00:43:55.660 I have,

00:43:56.380 I have inserts to put on this so I can wear these and there'll be prescription lenses behind

00:44:01.380 them.

00:44:01.640 So I'll be able to wear these like all the time.

00:44:03.400 I said it on Twitter.

00:44:04.380 So for,

00:44:04.940 for y'all,

00:44:05.580 I'm going to be wearing these like 24 seven the entire time.

00:44:08.360 It's going to be.

00:44:08.740 Does it still have the cool like rainbow effect on there or that?

00:44:11.480 No,

00:44:11.620 no,

00:44:11.800 it's,

00:44:12.140 it's prescription lenses that just stick up behind the regular lenses.

00:44:15.780 So you won't even,

00:44:16.400 you won't even see them.

00:44:18.120 You won't even tell they're there.

00:44:19.600 Is your wife okay with you going there with that kind of pussy attractant?

00:44:26.840 No,

00:44:27.320 cause I'm also wearing Crocs to,

00:44:28.780 to chill my way.

00:44:29.760 It even,

00:44:30.200 there's going to be women.

00:44:31.020 It's going to yell.

00:44:31.960 You guys,

00:44:32.360 you guys feel a little weird just knowing that Clinton Reed are fucking right now.

00:44:37.860 I mean,

00:44:38.980 it makes me feel really weird.

00:44:40.580 It's,

00:44:40.860 it's how they like,

00:44:41.760 that's how they,

00:44:42.380 they trade libertarian ideas.

00:44:44.120 Anybody else have a burner right now?

00:44:45.920 Cause I'm starting to sweat a little.

00:44:48.560 Yeah.

00:44:48.920 I don't know.

00:44:49.240 I'm just happy for them,

00:44:50.320 man.

00:44:50.420 They found love.

00:44:51.180 I will also highlight Andy's comment,

00:44:53.720 please.

00:44:55.500 Doug,

00:44:55.860 why,

00:44:56.800 where the fuck?

00:44:57.660 Why didn't you put that dude's face up?

00:44:59.740 He was a rabbi and the,

00:45:04.000 the,

00:45:04.260 it was an uncircumcised dick.

00:45:05.840 I just thought it was funny.

00:45:07.480 Yeah.

00:45:07.920 I mean,

00:45:08.160 you can't really say that's racist when we know that Jews are,

00:45:12.260 you know what I mean?

00:45:12.920 Like circumcised.

00:45:13.700 It's like part of their thing.

00:45:15.080 That's like step two.

00:45:16.260 That's basically the whole thing.

00:45:18.060 Did that guy ever say anything back to you about that?

00:45:20.880 No.

00:45:21.160 Did the rabbi?

00:45:22.040 He mentioned it on,

00:45:22.140 he mentioned it on Dave's,

00:45:23.600 uh,

00:45:23.780 when he,

00:45:24.200 uh,

00:45:24.480 debated Dave,

00:45:25.200 he talked about like,

00:45:26.160 how they were,

00:45:26.960 they put his head.

00:45:27.920 Anti-Semitic.

00:45:28.940 That guy's,

00:45:29.640 that guy's a rabbi from my state too.

00:45:31.820 I know.

00:45:32.320 Yeah.

00:45:32.700 Kentucky.

00:45:33.300 Blue,

00:45:33.520 blue grads.

00:45:33.980 They got,

00:45:34.240 they got,

00:45:34.820 they got Jews in Kentucky.

00:45:36.740 Well,

00:45:37.100 they got that guy.

00:45:38.160 They got one.

00:45:39.440 He's really mad.

00:45:40.780 And here's the thing,

00:45:42.040 man,

00:45:42.200 though,

00:45:42.340 about Archie.

00:45:43.260 Like the way that,

00:45:44.080 like,

00:45:44.680 this is,

00:45:45.200 I guess how Archie debates the way that he was going after Nick.

00:45:48.480 Immediately Nick is in there.

00:45:49.640 Archie's like,

00:45:50.220 yeah,

00:45:50.320 I have some questions for him.

00:45:51.380 And his questions just are totally fallacious.

00:45:54.640 And I don't mean the fact that he's blowing dudes.

00:45:56.580 I mean that he's committing a fallacy.

00:45:58.420 He comes in.

00:45:59.220 He's just like,

00:45:59.820 Hey Nick,

00:46:00.440 why are you racist and anti-Semitic?

00:46:02.640 Wow.

00:46:02.920 It's already a fact.

00:46:04.460 It's already a fact that you are,

00:46:05.880 but I actually felt a little bad for the guy because even his own,

00:46:10.400 like co-host wouldn't let him finish his fucking questions.

00:46:13.720 You know,

00:46:15.320 Archie hates that fucking English dude.

00:46:17.780 Oh yeah.

00:46:18.660 Everybody must hate that guy.

00:46:20.020 Josh Hilditch.

00:46:20.900 Is that his name?

00:46:21.240 I was expecting more.

00:46:22.260 I was like,

00:46:22.840 I'm not even joking.

00:46:23.620 I was expecting more.

00:46:25.220 I didn't think he was going to be completely retarded.

00:46:27.640 Like that was one of the really bad too.

00:46:30.520 He did.

00:46:30.900 He was calling you cunt.

00:46:32.260 Like the meaning that like he did.

00:46:34.560 Hey man,

00:46:35.240 it is what it is.

00:46:36.560 And I think that,

00:46:37.440 I think that he was mad that I wasn't like biting on his stupid shit.

00:46:41.000 Cause he said something about when I was drinking the beer,

00:46:42.940 he was like,

00:46:43.280 Oh,

00:46:43.360 you consider AA meetings?

00:46:44.380 I'm like,

00:46:44.540 come on,

00:46:44.800 don't start drinking a beer.

00:46:45.540 Like I didn't bite.

00:46:46.820 Yeah.

00:46:47.040 I didn't bite.

00:46:48.040 You definitely alpha them.

00:46:49.240 Are you part of the Mises caucus?

00:46:51.260 It's just like,

00:46:52.080 and you literally said yes.

00:46:53.220 The first thing you said was,

00:46:54.440 I said,

00:46:54.860 yes.

00:46:55.140 I said,

00:46:55.900 yeah,

00:46:56.160 but I said,

00:46:56.760 yeah,

00:46:56.880 but what do you mean?

00:46:57.680 Consider I am.

00:46:58.720 I said,

00:46:59.100 I am like twice.

00:46:59.880 And then they were like,

00:47:00.520 just answer the question.

00:47:01.260 I'm like,

00:47:01.440 well,

00:47:01.560 shit.

00:47:01.800 I said,

00:47:02.120 you said yes twice.

00:47:03.420 I donate.

00:47:04.260 Can we talk about the fact that every single time I told them to shut up,

00:47:07.860 they all shut up.

00:47:08.760 That's every single time.

00:47:10.760 We took it over.

00:47:12.980 I'd be like,

00:47:13.440 we left.

00:47:14.540 I'd be like,

00:47:14.960 I'd be like,

00:47:17.780 shut up.

00:47:18.740 And they'd be like,

00:47:19.380 you shut up.

00:47:20.340 And then they'd all shut up.

00:47:23.060 It was funny.

00:47:24.500 I was like,

00:47:24.960 they had to get that little word in,

00:47:26.460 but then they shut up anyways.

00:47:27.660 Yeah.

00:47:27.820 When you,

00:47:28.100 do you see how they reacted when you came in?

00:47:29.720 Like they couldn't believe that you were actually there.

00:47:31.440 Like,

00:47:31.600 Oh my God,

00:47:32.020 it's actually him.

00:47:32.800 They were licking their chops.

00:47:33.740 Cause like I said,

00:47:34.400 they thought Josh was stupid.

00:47:35.900 They thought they were just going to handle him.

00:47:37.560 Like he's a retard or something.

00:47:38.600 I'm like,

00:47:38.980 dude,

00:47:39.440 they had no idea.

00:47:40.700 And you could tell they weren't ready.

00:47:43.180 And I walked in,

00:47:44.120 I walked in with my,

00:47:45.380 my patented,

00:47:46.300 uh,

00:47:46.900 what's up retards.

00:47:47.720 And they were not happy about that.

00:47:49.020 Well,

00:47:49.580 but going in their shoes,

00:47:50.880 like Josh comes in,

00:47:52.500 this guy that's lost a race three times.

00:47:54.340 You can't think he's that smart.

00:47:55.560 I mean,

00:47:55.840 no,

00:47:58.280 they,

00:47:58.540 they,

00:47:58.800 it's funny.

00:47:59.620 Cause,

00:47:59.920 uh,

00:48:00.300 uh,

00:48:00.640 Walmart burger posted on Twitter.

00:48:02.380 He's like,

00:48:02.940 he's like,

00:48:03.340 Josh,

00:48:03.980 come on faker tarians.

00:48:05.240 And then I came on faker tarians.

00:48:06.380 The guy said three words the whole time I was there.

00:48:07.960 And then people called them out on it on Twitter afterwards.

00:48:10.100 He's like,

00:48:10.500 well,

00:48:10.720 I wasn't prepared.

00:48:11.680 It's like,

00:48:11.900 dude,

00:48:12.060 you told me to fucking come on.

00:48:14.620 And that cat thing person,

00:48:20.340 human,

00:48:20.640 whatever it is,

00:48:21.200 was like,

00:48:21.800 uh,

00:48:22.460 it was like,

00:48:23.480 um,

00:48:24.180 he won't,

00:48:24.820 he won't come on.

00:48:25.760 Cause he's scared of me.

00:48:27.340 I genuinely thought you were like scared to talk to them.

00:48:32.260 Cause it would like crush you intellectually.

00:48:33.900 And it was like,

00:48:34.800 no,

00:48:35.300 you people don't know.

00:48:36.280 My wife was almost like wanting to throw something at the,

00:48:39.780 because we actually,

00:48:40.380 I put it up on the TV.

00:48:41.400 I was watching y'all on like our 55 inch TV.

00:48:43.880 I was chilling,

00:48:44.440 watching.

00:48:45.160 And like,

00:48:45.800 uh,

00:48:46.000 I was actually like,

00:48:46.820 I was getting so exciting.

00:48:47.680 I was pacing my,

00:48:49.220 my house because I was,

00:48:50.740 I was really excited about it,

00:48:52.120 but she almost wanted to throw something because of the cat.

00:48:54.960 Oh,

00:48:55.320 geez.

00:48:55.700 She was like,

00:48:56.180 she was like,

00:48:56.580 this is so annoying.

00:48:57.860 I talked about this.

00:49:00.480 I've talked about this elsewhere,

00:49:01.940 but how about the fact that I come in and chugging a beer and cat dude was

00:49:05.400 like,

00:49:06.100 is that a beer?

00:49:07.540 And then was slamming Malibu out of the bottle.

00:49:11.260 And the dude,

00:49:12.300 the fucking English guy was telling me to go to meetings.

00:49:15.120 Cause I chugged the beer as my entrance.

00:49:16.940 And the fucking cat,

00:49:18.680 his,

00:49:18.960 his,

00:49:19.460 his co-host or whatever the hell we would call him at this point.

00:49:22.360 Like they,

00:49:24.160 he,

00:49:24.560 that person was drinking Malibu out of a bottle.

00:49:27.680 Come on.

00:49:28.740 You telling me to go to meetings?

00:49:30.200 It was just such a funny and a crazy stream that it just,

00:49:33.880 that it even happened.

00:49:35.180 They want to know something crazy though.

00:49:36.760 That,

00:49:37.320 that thing is actually like totally a he,

00:49:39.780 him in real life.

00:49:41.100 It's totally playing a part.

00:49:42.640 That's Christopher Alderson.

00:49:43.580 He runs the,

00:49:44.320 uh,

00:49:44.780 leading Liberty,

00:49:45.520 Liberty page.

00:49:46.220 He's got a wife.

00:49:47.240 He's a normal dude.

00:49:48.360 So he's literally doing like a gender black face for the show.

00:49:52.800 Oh my God.

00:49:54.120 And they don't have a problem.

00:49:55.200 Is that his voice?

00:49:56.500 Or is that a dope?

00:49:57.300 I feel like he's getting paid by Hoppa to encourage people that way or some shit.

00:50:01.120 You know,

00:50:01.300 like I've never identified with Hoppa more.

00:50:05.580 We're all Hoppins now.

00:50:07.200 I mean,

00:50:08.100 what that guy's doing seems pretty transphobic.

00:50:10.680 I don't know.

00:50:11.580 That is the craziest thing I've heard.

00:50:13.000 I did not.

00:50:13.820 I did not.

00:50:14.320 I thought he was legit gay or trans.

00:50:16.340 Like that is insane.

00:50:17.760 That's,

00:50:18.080 that's a grift.

00:50:19.420 That's basically a grift.

00:50:20.780 Yeah.

00:50:20.940 I've been telling people it's a guy that thinks he's a girl that thinks she's a cat.

00:50:24.760 Wait,

00:50:25.140 are we talking about the person who's wearing the cat ears?

00:50:29.020 Yes.

00:50:29.660 Yeah.

00:50:29.840 I thought that was Brad Palumbo.

00:50:34.060 Oh,

00:50:34.580 Brad's all right,

00:50:35.340 man.

00:50:36.140 He's all right.

00:50:37.000 That wasn't Brad Palumbo?

00:50:38.600 No.

00:50:39.460 Brad Palumbo.

00:50:40.880 Dude,

00:50:41.340 speaking of that,

00:50:42.220 apparently Top Lobster said he's getting ready to make the art for that fucking like ace Brad Palumbo fucking shit.

00:50:48.100 Dude.

00:50:48.360 Yeah.

00:50:48.700 That has a lot of potential.

00:50:50.060 That's going to be sweet.

00:50:51.160 I think it's going to be a good debate.

00:50:52.360 Yeah.

00:50:52.760 It's going to be a sweet portrait.

00:50:53.940 I'm looking for a Top Lobster's portrait.

00:50:55.200 Like I want to see like a fucking thing with like Hillary Clinton disemboweled and like Trump's head on the fucking table and how are we not talking about a guy with cat ears?

00:51:09.160 No,

00:51:09.600 that's actually,

00:51:10.140 that's actually probably going to be a good debate,

00:51:11.580 dude.

00:51:12.180 I think it is true.

00:51:12.960 Yeah.

00:51:13.280 Palumbo is really smart,

00:51:15.000 man.

00:51:15.200 Like really smart.

00:51:16.020 So,

00:51:16.620 and ace is really autistic.

00:51:17.960 So,

00:51:18.460 like basically his,

00:51:20.020 his resolve for autism is going to go way surpass the intelligence of Brad Palumbo.

00:51:25.200 I asked him in the group chat.

00:51:27.420 I said,

00:51:27.880 ace,

00:51:28.200 is your autism on Twitter also shown when you go to work for the CIA also?

00:51:38.180 He'd be the most likely to be a fed just because of how like smart he is.

00:51:43.640 People are asking in the chat that the debate's going to be a Lions of Liberty thing.

00:51:47.300 So,

00:51:47.880 yeah,

00:51:48.140 it's going to be on Lions of Liberty.

00:51:50.400 I'm a member of the Lions of Liberty Patreon and it is definitely worth it because they have tons of people.

00:51:55.180 There's tons of extra content.

00:51:56.140 It's going to be on that.

00:51:57.220 It's going to be on that first.

00:51:58.640 And then I assume it will be released as one of their Monday shows with Mark Clare.

00:52:02.900 I assume Mark is hosting it.

00:52:05.340 And it's,

00:52:07.000 yeah,

00:52:07.200 the debate topic is interesting.

00:52:08.780 It's,

00:52:09.160 I believe the debate topic is something like,

00:52:13.400 the resolution is it's never okay to use,

00:52:15.260 use violence to achieve political means,

00:52:17.260 something like that.

00:52:17.780 In democracy.

00:52:18.660 In democracy.

00:52:20.560 In democracy.

00:52:22.080 That's right.

00:52:22.380 So Brad is taking the affirmative on that.

00:52:23.980 But what I'm wondering is what is the difference between that and the debate that Tom Woods and Bob Murphy did on the Contra Cruise?

00:52:29.520 Because their topic was similar.

00:52:31.460 Their topic was pacifism.

00:52:33.300 Yeah,

00:52:33.740 just,

00:52:34.040 I think generally speaking,

00:52:35.300 like pacifism.

00:52:36.500 All right.

00:52:37.340 Because I,

00:52:37.900 garbage,

00:52:38.380 garbage man,

00:52:39.060 no,

00:52:39.260 that meth mouth is,

00:52:40.380 that,

00:52:40.560 that fucked up grill is as real as it gets.

00:52:42.180 That's really its mouth.

00:52:42.900 I do find this fucking like NAP government shit annoying because people use this as some sort of like fucking shit way to shit on the NAP.

00:52:53.840 But it's like the government by its literal existence is fucking aggressing against you.

00:52:58.260 I mean like,

00:52:59.760 therefore you can use violence against us.

00:53:01.380 All we're talking about now at this point is tactics.

00:53:03.580 Because I mean,

00:53:03.960 you can do dumb shit and not be breaking NAP.

00:53:06.860 Like if a cop fucking pulls me over and I blow his brains out,

00:53:09.840 like you could be like,

00:53:10.580 well,

00:53:10.760 you didn't break NAP.

00:53:11.780 But it's like,

00:53:12.220 well,

00:53:12.400 it didn't work out too well for me.

00:53:13.460 Now did it?

00:53:14.140 Like,

00:53:14.240 yeah.

00:53:16.520 Yeah.

00:53:17.360 Wait a minute.

00:53:18.060 Can we talk about this for a minute?

00:53:21.060 The only,

00:53:21.820 the only trans person that the faker tarians hangs out with is faking it.

00:53:25.860 Yeah.

00:53:27.800 They were the fakers all along.

00:53:29.680 I mean,

00:53:29.900 the only black guy we hang out with is faking it too.

00:53:32.520 So,

00:53:32.600 you know,

00:53:33.240 it's true.

00:53:34.840 It's true.

00:53:35.660 You got two.

00:53:36.440 All right.

00:53:37.060 And we,

00:53:37.600 we've,

00:53:38.160 we've had way more black guys on our show than the faker tarians have had on air.

00:53:41.360 So dude,

00:53:42.260 I actually,

00:53:42.920 I'm middle Eastern.

00:53:43.680 So same thing.

00:53:44.540 I,

00:53:44.720 I had a Coca-Cola shirt underneath my,

00:53:47.980 my pink shirt.

00:53:49.120 And part of it was because the colors are similarly and similar enough that you wouldn't see it through the shirt.

00:53:53.760 Like if I wore a dark shirt,

00:53:54.700 you'd have seen it through the,

00:53:55.640 through the pink one.

00:53:56.520 But part of it was also like,

00:53:58.420 I was going to open up the Coke thing,

00:53:59.980 like to expose the Coke logo and be like,

00:54:01.660 this is me telling you to be less white.

00:54:03.440 I didn't,

00:54:04.160 I didn't,

00:54:04.500 I forgot about it though.

00:54:05.500 I fucking didn't do it.

00:54:06.280 I also had questions written down.

00:54:07.880 I did ask them.

00:54:08.620 They didn't answer.

00:54:09.260 I asked if they would rather,

00:54:10.700 because these questions came from the group chat.

00:54:12.160 I have four written down.

00:54:13.600 Would you rather suck Bailey J's dick or eat Buck Angel's pussy?

00:54:17.320 You did ask that.

00:54:18.160 You did ask that.

00:54:18.980 They didn't respond.

00:54:19.840 And the other one that Ace wanted me to ask was if it's okay for like a conservative black person to refuse service to a gay person.

00:54:30.580 Peacock since,

00:54:31.260 oh God,

00:54:31.740 no,

00:54:31.960 we're not doing that.

00:54:32.780 Oh God.

00:54:34.380 I had a,

00:54:35.560 I thought of a question.

00:54:36.400 It's like,

00:54:36.700 can a Muslim,

00:54:37.580 like if you have somebody who's a Muslim,

00:54:39.360 it'd be okay for them to keep their kid from transitioning if they were transgender.

00:54:43.080 Right.

00:54:43.620 And then the other one is,

00:54:44.780 is the other one mine?

00:54:47.960 Nick,

00:54:48.120 come on.

00:54:48.500 I think this one is the one.

00:54:50.220 I think you asked this one,

00:54:51.440 Toad.

00:54:51.720 Is it,

00:54:52.060 who would you rather have kicked off the plane?

00:54:54.180 Muhammad Atta or the Burger King guy?

00:54:56.180 Yes.

00:54:57.020 So I only got the chance to ask one of those questions and they didn't answer it.

00:55:01.420 It's a good thing you didn't,

00:55:02.540 because they didn't know who the Burger King guy was.

00:55:04.880 They probably don't know who Muhammad Atta is either.

00:55:06.800 Yeah,

00:55:07.060 that one either.

00:55:07.720 You're probably right.

00:55:08.500 Nick,

00:55:08.900 you should have acted it out.

00:55:09.880 Wait,

00:55:10.360 oh,

00:55:10.620 I can tell you what he is.

00:55:12.560 Who's Muhammad Atta?

00:55:14.440 He's the,

00:55:14.800 he was the one that flew the,

00:55:16.480 one of the planes that hit one of the towers.

00:55:18.980 Oh,

00:55:19.240 I thought I was Brad Palumbo,

00:55:20.660 dude.

00:55:22.540 Dude,

00:55:22.940 but these fucking fakeitarian motherfuckers,

00:55:25.140 they're the kind of dudes who go to fucking get like an associate's or a bachelor's and think they're smart as fuck.

00:55:30.420 Whereas like,

00:55:30.940 we are,

00:55:31.560 they're very quintessential midwits is what I call them.

00:55:33.700 And we are the kind of guys who read a fuckload of books,

00:55:37.300 listen to a fuckload of podcasts,

00:55:39.620 spend a ton of time.

00:55:40.440 And even then,

00:55:41.080 so kind of are like humble and like,

00:55:42.640 well,

00:55:42.740 maybe we could be wrong.

00:55:43.860 Whereas they're just like deluded into thinking they're right as fuck.

00:55:46.260 All the,

00:55:46.360 no,

00:55:46.620 we know we're,

00:55:47.420 see,

00:55:47.600 the difference is we know we're retarded.

00:55:49.820 Yeah.

00:55:50.100 You know what I mean?

00:55:51.200 We have the right touch of autism.

00:55:53.940 Yeah.

00:55:54.580 Just the right amount.

00:55:55.600 Cause we are,

00:55:56.160 like I said,

00:55:56.460 I was talking,

00:55:56.800 I think I talked about this on your show,

00:55:58.120 Josh.

00:55:58.340 Everything's kind of a blur at this point,

00:55:59.660 but I'll,

00:55:59.960 I'll repeat myself.

00:56:00.860 It was a rough couple of days for you there,

00:56:02.540 bud.

00:56:03.800 You know,

00:56:04.560 not as rough as it's going to be for read.

00:56:08.240 White women must be stopped.

00:56:09.980 Hey,

00:56:10.220 pin,

00:56:10.460 pin that.

00:56:11.860 Maud's pin,

00:56:12.500 pin that.

00:56:13.400 So I forgot you guys threw me off.

00:56:16.640 Oh yeah.

00:56:17.820 We're,

00:56:18.020 we're smart.

00:56:18.580 Like we know shit.

00:56:19.340 And,

00:56:19.900 and,

00:56:20.200 but we're also funny because of that,

00:56:22.500 like autism,

00:56:23.060 we have the right stroke of it.

00:56:24.240 Like you could be really smart and have like the wrong amount of autism or the

00:56:28.900 wrong touch as I would say,

00:56:30.040 and be kind of humorless like,

00:56:32.400 like Ayn Rand or somebody like that.

00:56:34.020 She was very known,

00:56:34.920 known to be very humorless.

00:56:36.840 Or the example,

00:56:38.020 my go-to is like Stefan Kinsella,

00:56:39.640 very genius,

00:56:40.460 absolute genius of a guy,

00:56:41.580 but he's got that,

00:56:42.260 he's at that point where he's passed that threshold of acceptable IQ.

00:56:45.400 And now he's just like too autistic.

00:56:47.500 He exists in another plane of autism.

00:56:49.500 Yes,

00:56:49.800 that's right.

00:56:50.280 So we have,

00:56:52.600 we're in that,

00:56:53.060 we're in that sweet spot.

00:56:55.100 Today or yesterday that he was like being super autistic with somebody.

00:56:58.280 I want to say,

00:56:58.980 he was talking about that.

00:56:59.720 He was talking about the V word.

00:57:01.080 Yeah.

00:57:01.300 That's right.

00:57:01.920 He was.

00:57:02.440 I forget.

00:57:02.740 He's like pro vax.

00:57:04.380 So,

00:57:04.720 Oh yeah.

00:57:05.160 I don't care.

00:57:06.680 Meredith's getting mad in the chat.

00:57:07.840 Cause I keep eating.

00:57:09.780 We're all getting mad.

00:57:10.840 We're just not,

00:57:11.320 we're just scared of you.

00:57:12.040 So we don't say anything.

00:57:12.880 That's good.

00:57:14.460 Josh,

00:57:14.880 he's telling you to swallow,

00:57:16.120 man.

00:57:16.800 This is perfect.

00:57:17.920 We're autists with self-awareness.

00:57:19.400 That's what it is.

00:57:20.160 Do you guys remember what made Stefan Kinsella do the heavyweight meme?

00:57:25.460 Yes.

00:57:25.760 Um,

00:57:26.720 I remember it was,

00:57:27.840 that told me it was you.

00:57:29.500 Yeah.

00:57:30.180 I was,

00:57:31.100 yeah,

00:57:31.460 he was,

00:57:31.880 he was arguing with some,

00:57:33.240 he was arguing with some guy with ACE.

00:57:35.660 Yeah.

00:57:36.200 And he was talking about IP and he said,

00:57:39.000 read hop sometime to this guy who's clearly an idiot.

00:57:42.460 And so it was bizarre to me that Kinsella was taking him seriously.

00:57:46.980 So I wanted to see how serious of a stupid person he would take.

00:57:51.220 So I came over the top and I said,

00:57:53.860 okay,

00:57:54.140 I'll read hoppy or whatever,

00:57:55.540 dude,

00:57:55.780 but I will,

00:57:56.960 there's someone,

00:57:57.820 someone I can show you to admit you're wrong.

00:58:00.120 And by the way,

00:58:00.860 who are you to talk about IP?

00:58:02.240 What are you,

00:58:02.600 some kind of IP lawyer?

00:58:03.640 That's what he said.

00:58:08.080 The heavyweight thing.

00:58:09.440 No,

00:58:09.980 no,

00:58:10.620 the guy who was,

00:58:11.580 the guy who was being a retard with ACE said something to me like,

00:58:15.760 yeah,

00:58:16.040 I agree.

00:58:16.620 And then,

00:58:17.620 and then,

00:58:20.040 so actually the guy was way more stupid than I even perceived him to be on my

00:58:24.400 power level.

00:58:25.320 Like he was masking his power level to me.

00:58:27.780 It was really impressive.

00:58:28.800 But then Kinsella to him came over the top with,

00:58:32.780 I think you should recognize you're talking to heavyweight.

00:58:37.560 Dog.

00:58:38.020 When he wrote that,

00:58:38.680 I had to like make sure that shit was real,

00:58:41.140 dude.

00:58:41.240 I would have to set down my phone and like to,

00:58:45.880 and put it away because I would be laughing so hard for a second.

00:58:49.040 Yeah.

00:58:49.720 It was so autistic that you like had to make sure he wasn't using somebody

00:58:54.100 else's copy pasta.

00:58:55.300 Oh,

00:58:55.640 I remember what happened was no,

00:58:57.240 I knew it was,

00:58:58.100 it was real when he wrote it,

00:58:59.280 but I immediately searched my house.

00:59:01.560 As soon as I read it,

00:59:02.740 I searched frantically through my house for his book that I own because I

00:59:07.800 wanted to take a picture of it and say,

00:59:09.520 Hey,

00:59:09.800 I've read your book,

00:59:11.040 but the picture is the book,

00:59:12.400 but it's my nutsack at the bottom of the photo.

00:59:16.360 But he blocked me.

00:59:17.840 So I never got to send him my nuts.

00:59:20.100 Did y'all,

00:59:21.000 did y'all see that?

00:59:22.200 Now,

00:59:22.660 did you see that Spurg session he had recently?

00:59:25.940 I don't remember when it was,

00:59:26.660 what weeks or a month or two ago where he like,

00:59:28.740 it was some check.

00:59:29.640 I was a woman and he was going to ask you to debate.

00:59:31.940 I was like,

00:59:32.200 he was like,

00:59:32.600 I'll debate you tonight.

00:59:33.640 He posted his DMS to her.

00:59:38.100 They were all screen length.

00:59:39.960 Like they were all a whole list.

00:59:42.060 Yeah.

00:59:42.340 They were all like,

00:59:42.960 he wants anybody to debate him on IP.

00:59:46.060 Like anybody,

00:59:47.280 because nobody will debate.

00:59:48.520 The truth is that literally no one will debate the guy,

00:59:51.040 dude.

00:59:51.420 Like no one will.

00:59:51.900 I also agree with them.

00:59:56.400 I would do it for the meme though.

00:59:57.940 I'd be like,

00:59:58.340 yeah,

00:59:58.480 but that's not fair.

00:59:59.380 It's,

00:59:59.600 it's your own idea.

01:00:00.280 Like I'll just be the most chaotic.

01:00:02.020 You know,

01:00:02.480 it'd be funny.

01:00:03.140 I should actually make a Twitter second Twitter.

01:00:06.100 I can't do it.

01:00:07.260 But if let's in a fantasy world and I just build the account for a month and

01:00:11.360 it's just like a normie account.

01:00:12.760 And one day I get into it with him and I'm like,

01:00:15.100 and I fake my credentials and say,

01:00:16.860 I'm some IP guy too.

01:00:17.960 And then he's like,

01:00:19.160 he's like,

01:00:20.120 dude,

01:00:20.360 fuck you.

01:00:20.800 I'll debate you.

01:00:21.440 And I'm like,

01:00:21.700 okay,

01:00:21.900 I'll debate you.

01:00:22.580 And then I show up and then I just act like a dipshit.

01:00:25.220 Like,

01:00:25.620 like,

01:00:26.220 like when you went on Cassidy show,

01:00:27.720 that would be so.

01:00:28.740 Yeah.

01:00:29.020 Cause every,

01:00:31.200 everything that Kinsella says would be fucking legendary.

01:00:35.500 Dude.

01:00:37.900 It'd really be me being a secret Dwayne Wade to his LeBron.

01:00:41.520 I'd be throwing him alleys.

01:00:42.680 He doesn't even realize it.

01:00:46.180 You're Jason Terry,

01:00:47.280 but it's Jason Terry actually throwing him the ball.

01:00:49.440 Then he just dumps on you over and over and over again.

01:00:51.860 Yeah.

01:00:52.240 And he'd love it.

01:00:53.220 He's like,

01:00:53.740 he's like breaking backboard after backboard.

01:00:56.620 He doesn't give a fuck.

01:00:57.560 Just go.

01:00:58.160 I'm taking it.

01:00:58.860 I took that joke way too long.

01:01:00.040 Go ahead.

01:01:00.900 Kinsella could probably fucking argue the wrong side of any goddamn thing.

01:01:04.960 And still make you look like the retard for fucking advocating the other side.

01:01:09.080 It's next level.

01:01:09.960 A good debater can do that to you.

01:01:11.940 Yeah.

01:01:12.240 They can.

01:01:12.480 I mean,

01:01:13.620 I still want to debate Cassidy.

01:01:15.220 I still want to debate Cassidy.

01:01:17.340 Well,

01:01:17.480 you have to debate his name.

01:01:18.560 Guys,

01:01:19.200 what is,

01:01:19.600 what is there to debate?

01:01:20.880 The funny thing is to everyone just agree with him all the time.

01:01:25.000 That's what I do.

01:01:26.000 I follow him.

01:01:26.880 And every time he tweets something that isn't particularly neoconservative,

01:01:30.680 like every time he,

01:01:31.940 apparently there's like a rift in the neoconservatives over some girl.

01:01:35.000 And so he will,

01:01:36.780 the one girl that has a rift over the one girl.

01:01:40.280 Is it Nikki Haley?

01:01:42.020 I've got no clue.

01:01:43.760 But he goes and interacts with other neocons who he used to be friends with and he's not

01:01:50.260 now.

01:01:50.580 And he'll say whatever in cell.

01:01:52.640 And I'll say,

01:01:53.120 cook his ass,

01:01:53.880 Kevin fucking let's go.

01:01:55.420 And I think it's funny to just build,

01:01:59.640 give him a ton of air in his sail dog.

01:02:02.120 Cause he's going to go after someone and he's trying to going to be funny.

01:02:05.460 And it's just going to be really funny to watch those people go dog.

01:02:08.700 What are you talking about?

01:02:10.280 There were only,

01:02:11.400 there are only two debates with him matter.

01:02:13.140 The one with Keith where like Keith actually,

01:02:16.120 or is it?

01:02:17.020 Yeah.

01:02:17.300 Keith Knight.

01:02:18.240 Yeah.

01:02:18.540 Yeah.

01:02:18.740 Keith Knight.

01:02:19.240 That actually,

01:02:19.720 it was a really good one.

01:02:20.840 That was actually like a,

01:02:21.700 uh,

01:02:22.260 and then,

01:02:23.280 and then yours where you just trolled the fuck out of him.

01:02:26.620 And that's the only thing that matters.

01:02:27.820 He did really good.

01:02:28.840 Yeah.

01:02:29.140 Clint did good.

01:02:30.160 Yeah.

01:02:30.840 Yeah.

01:02:31.320 Kevin Cassidy's like the opposite end of the autism spectrum from Stefan Kinsella.

01:02:36.280 You know what I mean?

01:02:37.580 He's like the wrong,

01:02:38.740 the wrong way.

01:02:40.040 He was going to come on not a podcast,

01:02:41.940 dude.

01:02:42.180 Oh my God,

01:02:43.040 dude,

01:02:43.280 please make Kevin Cassidy.

01:02:44.460 I will literally,

01:02:45.540 if you get Cassidy on not a podcast,

01:02:47.620 I will literally become a patron.

01:02:49.280 I promise.

01:02:49.940 Oh yeah.

01:02:50.320 By the way.

01:02:50.880 And the link can be found at patreon.com

01:02:53.000 slash an AP official.

01:02:54.300 No big deal.

01:02:54.920 Yo,

01:02:55.200 by the way,

01:02:55.920 Popo did the best debating Cassidy.

01:02:57.740 Like,

01:02:57.880 let's be real.

01:02:58.500 Yeah.

01:02:58.660 Wait,

01:02:58.920 wait,

01:02:59.200 does Cassidy know it was you?

01:03:01.480 Yo,

01:03:01.760 he does now.

01:03:02.680 I don't know if he does now on my new account.

01:03:04.840 They literally go out for beers every other Wednesday.

01:03:06.660 I don't know.

01:03:07.700 I actually have no clue if he's associated the,

01:03:11.300 not a podcast guys with the guys who went on his show.

01:03:14.580 He probably will.

01:03:15.380 Once he starts,

01:03:16.840 we start talking to him.

01:03:19.740 As soon as he hears Popo's voice,

01:03:21.660 he's going to be like,

01:03:22.080 he's going to hear it,

01:03:26.500 right?

01:03:26.660 You know,

01:03:27.260 he's going to,

01:03:27.860 he's got some fucking hearing.

01:03:29.080 Yeah.

01:03:29.420 Yeah.

01:03:29.800 He's got some ears on him.

01:03:31.100 Fucking radio.

01:03:32.240 Dude.

01:03:32.740 Motherfucker looks like Nosferatu.

01:03:35.580 Oh man.

01:03:36.660 That's funny.

01:03:37.160 He don't even have headset.

01:03:38.280 Like all of us have headphones in right now,

01:03:40.460 but Kevin Cassidy don't dude.

01:03:41.960 You don't need him.

01:03:43.300 He's,

01:03:43.680 he's playing the show in the next room.

01:03:45.320 And he's like,

01:03:45.900 no,

01:03:46.320 I just wanted to come on not a podcast and go,

01:03:52.880 Ace,

01:03:53.160 are you high right now?

01:03:55.940 Cause I was,

01:03:57.280 I was smoking weed all during that thing.

01:03:59.300 Dude.

01:03:59.520 Hell yeah.

01:04:00.900 Dude.

01:04:01.420 He would literally throw you in jail.

01:04:04.960 He would literally kill you.

01:04:05.900 His biggest argument,

01:04:06.860 his biggest argument is he did the meme.

01:04:09.520 That's what he just says like over and over and over again.

01:04:11.540 It's like,

01:04:12.220 dude,

01:04:12.740 you are the fucking meme,

01:04:14.220 bro.

01:04:15.260 Oh,

01:04:15.440 but pertaining to asking him if he's in the military,

01:04:18.080 pretty much.

01:04:18.840 That's that.

01:04:19.400 That's what the meme is.

01:04:20.760 Yeah.

01:04:21.460 Yeah.

01:04:21.680 But he could,

01:04:23.220 we tried to get him on.

01:04:24.480 He was,

01:04:24.780 he agreed to do it,

01:04:25.800 but his schedule at the,

01:04:28.820 be a stand in for the guy who does,

01:04:31.860 uh,

01:04:33.120 the ventriloquism as a ventriloquist job that he does,

01:04:36.820 his schedule is very bizarre and we could not find a schedule that made sense.

01:04:41.400 So he lives in like West coast Canada,

01:04:43.480 dude.

01:04:44.180 So are you being serious?

01:04:45.460 He's actually a ventriloquist.

01:04:46.580 Is that not like,

01:04:47.480 no,

01:04:48.000 he's the dummy that someone works.

01:04:51.680 he's definitely got somebody's hand over the head.

01:04:55.120 Oh my God.

01:04:56.600 Dude,

01:04:56.840 did you see when I got,

01:04:58.260 uh,

01:04:58.660 Cassidy during one of his live streams to spend like 10 minutes on tower power hour looking at our YouTube channel?

01:05:06.080 I've never watched any of his shit except for whenever Polpo was on.

01:05:09.840 I'm not watching his shit.

01:05:11.720 Well,

01:05:12.240 he,

01:05:12.500 he said that,

01:05:13.300 uh,

01:05:13.600 that our,

01:05:14.460 the name of our podcast is a nine 11 reference.

01:05:17.920 He was offended by it.

01:05:19.800 That's part of the reason why I like leaning into the,

01:05:22.760 yeah,

01:05:22.840 we're going live at nine 11 PM tonight.

01:05:26.400 You need to put a link in the fucking,

01:05:29.720 in this episode later for people to go back to that.

01:05:32.220 Cause that was gold.

01:05:33.020 They literally went through like all of our fucking titles of every episode.

01:05:37.180 They were laughing at it.

01:05:38.140 Yeah.

01:05:38.320 And it was like,

01:05:38.740 they were trying not to laugh,

01:05:39.960 but they couldn't frigging help it.

01:05:41.160 Like,

01:05:41.640 God,

01:05:41.900 like think of like one off top of your head.

01:05:43.700 Like,

01:05:44.020 uh,

01:05:44.620 God,

01:05:44.820 we had some like,

01:05:45.280 the best one,

01:05:46.680 the best one was time to call Obama a homo,

01:05:49.100 which was like,

01:05:49.720 that wasn't there.

01:05:55.680 That wasn't there,

01:05:56.780 but it's still the same vein of energy of what we were working with,

01:06:01.500 but like time to call Obama a homo.

01:06:03.380 Like that was the name of one of them.

01:06:04.440 And like,

01:06:04.820 they were trying not to laugh so hard.

01:06:06.460 And they were trying to be like,

01:06:07.300 this is just stupid.

01:06:09.620 When they also made fun of a couple of the other,

01:06:11.500 like they made fun of us,

01:06:12.480 uh,

01:06:12.880 saying definitively Lib Unity is fake and gay.

01:06:15.620 When we had El Polpo on the last time.

01:06:17.720 And then later we had Reed Coverdale on,

01:06:19.800 and the title was,

01:06:20.640 is Lib Unity fake and gay?

01:06:23.420 And there were,

01:06:23.960 by the way,

01:06:24.780 if you want Cassidy on Not A Podcast,

01:06:26.560 you first got to get all of his minions on Not A Podcast first,

01:06:29.160 and then you can get to the final boss where he'll come on and

01:06:31.660 great.

01:06:32.480 At his little desk.

01:06:33.840 He's like,

01:06:34.140 and then Cassidy,

01:06:35.840 with the books in the background.

01:06:37.840 He clearly also didn't get the joke when we had,

01:06:40.260 uh,

01:06:40.420 Brian McWilliams and Will fight on the title,

01:06:42.340 was Dave Smith as a status,

01:06:44.280 because we were talking about Dave's potential LP run.

01:06:48.020 And Cassidy,

01:06:48.780 I guess thought it was,

01:06:49.400 he's like,

01:06:49.660 wait a minute,

01:06:50.060 Dave Smith is one of their guys.

01:06:51.480 Why are they calling him a status?

01:06:52.880 I'm like,

01:06:53.180 does he not get our humor at all?

01:06:55.040 Like,

01:06:55.180 what the fuck?

01:06:56.740 No,

01:06:57.160 he doesn't.

01:06:57.760 I can promise you that he doesn't get our humor.

01:07:00.400 Apparently.

01:07:00.880 He,

01:07:01.000 he laughed at the Obama homo one,

01:07:02.620 at least.

01:07:04.120 That's objectively funny.

01:07:06.040 It is.

01:07:06.620 Hey,

01:07:06.760 what's the name of their podcast?

01:07:07.860 Someone in the,

01:07:08.260 in the chat was asking.

01:07:09.420 Do you remember?

01:07:09.840 Superpower Broadcasting.

01:07:10.760 They already have people typing it up.

01:07:12.540 The best way to find the one I was on is go to Superpower Broadcasting.

01:07:15.780 Go to videos and search by most popular.

01:07:18.120 And you will find his very first video is him saying,

01:07:21.100 watch out for this virus I fell for.

01:07:22.940 But his second video is our debate.

01:07:26.700 Yeah,

01:07:26.860 that's the only one worth watching.

01:07:28.440 And if you go to,

01:07:29.260 if you go to Fakertarians and go to videos and go most popular,

01:07:33.480 you're also fine.

01:07:35.600 That's yeah.

01:07:36.400 Is Clint taller than Reed?

01:07:37.740 I'm not sure.

01:07:38.260 They're both.

01:07:38.600 Dude,

01:07:38.760 that is a legit good question.

01:07:40.320 I don't know.

01:07:40.960 There's 69 people watching us.

01:07:44.200 Hey,

01:07:44.460 they don't do big spin,

01:07:47.800 little spin.

01:07:48.120 They just do 69 all night.

01:07:49.860 They're just like that.

01:07:51.000 Yeah.

01:07:51.240 Hey,

01:07:51.440 Toad,

01:07:51.960 put this on the screen for us.

01:07:53.500 But it's like Clint,

01:07:54.280 a power bottom.

01:07:55.180 I get that vibe from him.

01:07:56.640 So what's up,

01:07:57.280 Popo?

01:07:58.080 Yo,

01:07:58.440 so Q was right,

01:08:00.200 by the way.

01:08:00.540 Look,

01:08:00.800 Barack got arrested,

01:08:01.700 dog.

01:08:02.080 And Hillary's next.

01:08:05.040 All right.

01:08:05.960 Thomas Barack.

01:08:07.280 What?

01:08:08.200 You made me do that for that,

01:08:09.640 you fucking retard.

01:08:10.700 Yes.

01:08:11.280 Well,

01:08:11.640 no,

01:08:11.840 it's very important because I've been telling everyone,

01:08:14.440 people have been in the comments saying,

01:08:16.480 oh,

01:08:16.740 the crowd that's been chanting,

01:08:17.740 lock her up.

01:08:18.480 We're getting the ones locked up.

01:08:19.600 And when you go in there and say,

01:08:20.720 what are you talking about?

01:08:21.520 They arrested Barack and Hillary's next.

01:08:23.960 They go insane.

01:08:25.040 They get really pissed at you.

01:08:26.080 And you can string along for quite a ride.

01:08:29.140 I had someone tell me yesterday,

01:08:31.040 unironically,

01:08:32.060 to actually listen to Q.

01:08:33.940 And they were like,

01:08:34.460 hey man,

01:08:34.740 just go back to the beginning

01:08:35.700 and just really listen to him.

01:08:36.760 He has some really good stuff to say.

01:08:38.080 I'm like,

01:08:38.260 oh,

01:08:38.400 God damn it.

01:08:38.980 Like,

01:08:39.180 I'm not going to listen to this guy.

01:08:41.160 Q was just,

01:08:42.080 just,

01:08:42.700 uh,

01:08:43.320 uh,

01:08:44.240 McAfee trolling everybody.

01:08:46.000 That's literally.

01:08:46.440 I wouldn't be surprised.

01:08:47.380 I said,

01:08:48.000 I said in the group chat after it came out that he,

01:08:50.880 he died,

01:08:51.520 which,

01:08:51.820 uh,

01:08:51.980 we,

01:08:52.180 we,

01:08:52.820 I was like,

01:08:53.500 wouldn't it be amazing if he like came out of hiding with Hillary Clinton's severed head on a pike

01:08:57.500 and just went,

01:08:58.100 I am Q.

01:09:00.140 That would be amazing.

01:09:02.140 Probably wouldn't have changed the pedophilia,

01:09:03.780 but you know,

01:09:04.120 whatever.

01:09:04.380 It's cool.

01:09:04.720 What's the deal with his fucking current,

01:09:06.640 like,

01:09:07.380 was it the death count or what?

01:09:08.720 He had like some shit that was like a,

01:09:10.520 this is a drop,

01:09:11.220 a whole bunch of information.

01:09:12.260 He wouldn't know anything about that fucking liar.

01:09:14.020 A dead man switch.

01:09:15.220 Yeah.

01:09:15.320 A dead man switch.

01:09:16.000 I was just trying to say,

01:09:16.500 I'm fucking right.

01:09:16.780 Where I was going to drop like 21 terabytes of information.

01:09:19.700 I'm not keeping my hopes up.

01:09:20.900 He's just a fucking liar.

01:09:21.940 A more game.

01:09:23.200 Popo does have a Patreon for not a podcast.

01:09:25.900 Look it up.

01:09:26.780 Oh,

01:09:27.020 yeah.

01:09:27.520 Not a podcast.

01:09:28.460 Yeah.

01:09:29.280 He announced it a second ago.

01:09:30.420 What's the link,

01:09:31.000 uh,

01:09:31.240 Popo say?

01:09:31.740 I went ahead and put it in the chat,

01:09:33.380 but it's patrion.com slash NAP official.

01:09:38.040 N is in your favorite word.

01:09:39.880 A is in the first letter of the alphabet.

01:09:42.360 P is in some pussy.

01:09:44.420 P is in official.

01:09:46.740 We're just,

01:09:47.260 I was going to say P as in popo,

01:09:49.160 but I mean,

01:09:50.200 we're just,

01:09:50.700 uh,

01:09:50.840 we're just dropping,

01:09:51.720 dropping plugs all throughout the episode,

01:09:53.540 man.

01:09:53.880 Plugging dudes all throughout it.

01:09:55.440 Speaking of which,

01:09:55.980 I too like money and mine is patrion.com.

01:09:58.160 There's no way Jose joint you want it.

01:09:59.320 You already got your plug,

01:10:02.120 sir.

01:10:03.420 You guys can just watch my shit for free.

01:10:05.280 Really?

01:10:05.580 If you want,

01:10:05.960 that's cool.

01:10:07.600 I mean,

01:10:07.900 unless you want the,

01:10:09.160 uh,

01:10:09.420 the Nick Ashley emblem on in the chat,

01:10:11.820 then you have to pay for your patron,

01:10:13.480 right?

01:10:13.700 I am an emoji.

01:10:15.100 I am literally a living meme right now.

01:10:16.880 And it's not,

01:10:17.520 Oh,

01:10:18.120 which by the way,

01:10:18.840 I need to give a shout out to top lobster for creating and fucking amazing banner for us.

01:10:23.380 That shit is absolute fire.

01:10:25.360 It's super funny.

01:10:26.800 I'm in a retard helmet.

01:10:28.060 You told him to make us all look retarded.

01:10:30.660 He took the picture.

01:10:31.680 I never should have tweeted this,

01:10:33.220 but I thought it was a funny Bill Cosby joke.

01:10:35.060 Cause it was like right after Bill Cosby got let out of prison or whatever.

01:10:38.540 And it was like his birthday or the day after that or something.

01:10:41.500 And I had,

01:10:42.660 I had some,

01:10:44.000 I had some,

01:10:44.740 Jose's doing that.

01:10:45.760 Jose's.

01:10:46.520 Yeah.

01:10:47.080 I,

01:10:47.220 I,

01:10:47.340 dude,

01:10:47.520 I had some,

01:10:48.060 um,

01:10:49.080 I had some,

01:10:50.000 some fungicals and I was like,

01:10:52.560 it's going to be funny.

01:10:53.400 Like I'll make a Bill Cosby reference.

01:10:55.040 So the picture is me sucking a fungical.

01:10:57.340 And that's the picture that can you say it right?

01:10:59.680 It's fungical.

01:11:00.540 Yeah.

01:11:00.980 It's not fungical.

01:11:02.140 It's a fungical.

01:11:03.860 Yeah.

01:11:04.660 Yeah.

01:11:05.100 It's a fungical.

01:11:06.000 What are you from?

01:11:06.520 Where the fuck are you from toad?

01:11:08.400 Jesus.

01:11:09.280 No,

01:11:09.660 I'm on team toad dog.

01:11:11.640 It's,

01:11:11.940 it's one word,

01:11:12.720 not two words.

01:11:13.480 Y'all fucking it up.

01:11:14.240 It's still one word.

01:11:16.140 Because it's a fungical.

01:11:17.140 Similarly to icicle is one word.

01:11:19.840 Like hello.

01:11:21.080 Fudge.

01:11:21.860 It's not icicle.

01:11:22.940 It's not icicle.

01:11:23.600 I've never heard of fudgical.

01:11:25.480 Fudgical.

01:11:25.920 Fudgical.

01:11:26.580 Fudgical sounds like a gay sex position.

01:11:30.080 Well,

01:11:30.660 it's,

01:11:30.920 I don't know.

01:11:31.340 It's probably when you.

01:11:32.100 Get Reed and Clint back on the show.

01:11:33.660 Yeah.

01:11:34.720 Garbage,

01:11:35.120 Garbage,

01:11:35.840 Garbage Mane's right.

01:11:37.240 I have super chats,

01:11:38.220 you peasants.

01:11:39.320 That's great.

01:11:39.820 Fudgical.

01:11:40.520 We're close.

01:11:41.620 It said a thousand,

01:11:42.920 right?

01:11:43.620 You think you need,

01:11:44.220 I think you need 4,000 watch hours.

01:11:46.100 4,000 watch hours.

01:11:46.940 We'll be getting there soon,

01:11:47.960 I'm sure.

01:11:48.160 But I don't really care about the money anyway.

01:11:49.880 Yeah,

01:11:50.060 I was going to say,

01:11:51.260 I think a fudgical would have to be like,

01:11:53.600 shitting on some dude's balls or something.

01:11:55.500 I got,

01:11:55.760 I don't know.

01:11:56.620 Are you freezing?

01:11:57.340 I want to take a moment,

01:11:58.640 because we kind of touched on it a minute ago,

01:12:00.040 to address,

01:12:00.860 I feel like we get a lot of shit that people like,

01:12:02.600 kind of insinuate we're fucking grifters.

01:12:04.780 Dude,

01:12:05.680 none of the,

01:12:06.500 at least,

01:12:06.720 I mean,

01:12:07.080 I make a little bit of money,

01:12:08.100 but tower power,

01:12:08.800 I mean,

01:12:08.960 don't make shit.

01:12:09.940 Fuck y'all.

01:12:10.620 I am a grifter.

01:12:11.700 I don't know what you guys are talking about.

01:12:13.660 I should do it like this.

01:12:15.260 We make zero.

01:12:16.500 Yeah,

01:12:16.740 I'm an unabashed grifter.

01:12:18.320 Like,

01:12:18.520 I am an unabashed grifter.

01:12:19.460 I'm trying to make some money off it.

01:12:20.380 I'm not trying to be rich.

01:12:21.240 I don't have any delusions of grandeur,

01:12:22.920 but like,

01:12:23.460 you know,

01:12:23.640 whatever.

01:12:23.880 I like some motherfucking money,

01:12:25.520 but like,

01:12:26.420 tower power,

01:12:27.080 guys,

01:12:27.540 like,

01:12:27.820 we don't make shit for this,

01:12:29.260 like at all.

01:12:30.620 And another thing,

01:12:31.640 like having an audience,

01:12:32.820 and like building up,

01:12:33.940 and becoming successful organically,

01:12:36.600 and then cashing in on that audience,

01:12:38.720 and popularity,

01:12:39.500 is not grifting.

01:12:41.160 That's called success.

01:12:43.140 Bullseye,

01:12:43.640 baby.

01:12:44.240 Which,

01:12:44.660 I'm not even,

01:12:45.860 I don't make anything from anything I do online.

01:12:48.240 I just do it for fun.

01:12:49.820 Nah,

01:12:50.120 dude,

01:12:50.260 I'm trying to grift ad revenue

01:12:51.840 into being a stay-at-home dad of seven,

01:12:53.700 bro.

01:12:53.940 I don't know what you guys are talking about.

01:12:55.280 Fuck all that shit.

01:12:56.740 Dude,

01:12:57.020 I just want to bang my wife and do podcasts.

01:12:59.040 Like,

01:12:59.180 I don't know what you're talking about,

01:13:00.080 guys.

01:13:01.080 Well,

01:13:01.660 the other thing was like,

01:13:03.360 the people we have on,

01:13:04.580 is because like,

01:13:05.200 we actually like them.

01:13:06.540 Like,

01:13:06.700 not because we want to get popular.

01:13:07.640 Like,

01:13:07.820 we don't have Josh on because like,

01:13:09.100 we want to get popular,

01:13:10.280 and like,

01:13:10.540 use Josh to like,

01:13:11.360 boost our numbers.

01:13:12.000 Like,

01:13:12.260 we actually like hanging out with Josh,

01:13:13.940 and we like what he has to say.

01:13:15.120 Like,

01:13:15.400 I could boost your fucking numbers anyway,

01:13:17.560 dude,

01:13:17.960 come on.

01:13:18.240 Let's be honest here.

01:13:19.680 Clint,

01:13:20.120 read,

01:13:20.460 We got 70 watching right now.

01:13:22.000 This has been,

01:13:22.520 yeah,

01:13:22.700 this is the most viewers of that.

01:13:23.900 This is going to be our most viewed episode,

01:13:25.500 I bet.

01:13:27.860 Ryan Dawson's still the most viewed,

01:13:29.580 you say.

01:13:30.280 I feel like this is her saying she's going to kill your baby mama,

01:13:32.760 but I'm unsure.

01:13:34.640 Oh.

01:13:36.080 Yeah,

01:13:36.280 that's what it seems like,

01:13:37.220 I think.

01:13:38.120 Oh,

01:13:38.480 shit.

01:13:40.960 No,

01:13:41.340 it's cool.

01:13:41.800 I'm actually,

01:13:42.420 I'm actually getting real close to being caught up on my child's report,

01:13:45.040 so we'll be all right.

01:13:45.480 It is such a weird,

01:13:48.900 I didn't want to give,

01:13:49.660 it is such a weird attack.

01:13:51.000 Just be like,

01:13:52.360 you pay child support,

01:13:53.420 you bastard.

01:13:54.380 Oh,

01:13:54.600 no.

01:13:55.840 Me and millions of other men in America.

01:13:58.220 Well,

01:13:58.460 yeah,

01:13:59.560 and also,

01:14:00.120 you know,

01:14:00.300 without the,

01:14:01.620 like,

01:14:01.880 without thinking about the fact that,

01:14:03.040 like,

01:14:03.120 the court system tends to screw over men for one thing,

01:14:06.040 and make them pay more than they should,

01:14:08.020 and all this other shit,

01:14:08.960 like,

01:14:09.240 I mean,

01:14:09.440 I don't know this specific situation,

01:14:11.080 but,

01:14:11.440 I mean,

01:14:11.840 that's kind of a general thing,

01:14:13.040 men get fucked over.

01:14:14.200 That libertarian should be well aware of.

01:14:16.960 If you want to know what I need help with,

01:14:18.540 Meredith,

01:14:19.240 here's the deal.

01:14:20.060 If you want to know what I,

01:14:20.920 what I need help with,

01:14:21.820 Meredith,

01:14:22.060 it's not,

01:14:22.560 I don't give a shit about the money.

01:14:23.780 I mean,

01:14:24.360 I'm always going to pay for my son.

01:14:26.120 What I need help with is filing some kind of enforcement order,

01:14:28.940 because my son's mother is in violation of a court order parenting plan for several years,

01:14:34.920 and the court has not helped me once,

01:14:36.440 so,

01:14:36.580 that's what I need help with.

01:14:39.240 Yeah,

01:14:39.680 fuck the court system.

01:14:41.000 I legit get really irritated with some of the shit,

01:14:43.080 like,

01:14:43.260 I'm a,

01:14:43.920 like,

01:14:44.260 I don't know,

01:14:44.660 some of the shit we get,

01:14:45.500 like,

01:14:45.680 especially with that,

01:14:46.400 it bugs me,

01:14:47.380 like,

01:14:47.540 dude,

01:14:47.660 I'm a,

01:14:48.060 I've been married for like 10 years,

01:14:49.740 I have a fucking wife,

01:14:51.100 two kids,

01:14:52.040 but it's like,

01:14:52.720 I,

01:14:52.980 I know you've been through a little bit differently,

01:14:54.760 you've had divorce and stuff,

01:14:55.700 Josh,

01:14:55.920 you kind of had some stuff before you were ready,

01:14:58.000 but I don't know,

01:14:58.300 it's just so skeevy,

01:14:59.240 because like,

01:14:59.560 I,

01:14:59.720 I was married at a super young age,

01:15:01.120 so I could see it totally going a different way,

01:15:03.360 it just,

01:15:04.420 I don't know,

01:15:04.740 it just drives me so much,

01:15:05.620 so nuts,

01:15:06.420 it's just fucking gross,

01:15:08.080 like,

01:15:08.180 your wife's gonna be real happy with you for saying that one,

01:15:11.560 I see your wife's gonna,

01:15:13.780 your wife's gonna be real happy with you for saying that one,

01:15:15.880 it could have gone a totally different way,

01:15:17.100 I could see that happening,

01:15:18.100 oh,

01:15:18.360 does your wife watch the show,

01:15:20.960 Jose?

01:15:21.480 Nah,

01:15:21.940 she doesn't watch the show,

01:15:22.880 but no,

01:15:23.280 like,

01:15:23.400 for real though,

01:15:23.980 like,

01:15:24.240 I love my wife,

01:15:25.220 like,

01:15:25.540 she's my best friend,

01:15:26.380 but like,

01:15:26.700 at the same time,

01:15:27.220 it's like,

01:15:27.800 when you get married young,

01:15:28.680 crazy shit happens,

01:15:29.720 you know,

01:15:29.960 like,

01:15:30.120 you obviously knock some chick up young,

01:15:32.140 I mean,

01:15:33.280 crazy shit happens,

01:15:34.420 so it's like,

01:15:34.800 you don't fucking know,

01:15:36.080 I'm sure,

01:15:36.740 like,

01:15:36.960 Julia's up there watching the show right now,

01:15:38.680 for sure,

01:15:39.160 I guarantee you,

01:15:39.820 yeah,

01:15:39.860 hi Julia,

01:15:40.860 Elizabeth asked me the other day,

01:15:42.800 she was like,

01:15:43.420 uh,

01:15:44.300 do you mind that I don't watch your show,

01:15:46.060 and I was like,

01:15:46.460 no,

01:15:46.620 it's fine,

01:15:47.760 she was like,

01:15:50.260 Joni watches Nick's show,

01:15:51.660 and I'm like,

01:15:51.980 yeah,

01:15:52.220 probably so,

01:15:53.420 she does,

01:15:54.100 I wouldn't want my wife to watch,

01:15:55.840 but I mean,

01:15:56.320 like,

01:15:56.500 she's still like,

01:15:57.660 I don't know,

01:15:58.080 I fucking love my wife,

01:15:59.120 like,

01:15:59.300 she's,

01:15:59.880 best thing that's fucking ever happened to me,

01:16:01.180 and I'm fucking,

01:16:01.820 she's way too hot for me,

01:16:02.940 but I tell her otherwise all the time,

01:16:04.500 so I can keep her,

01:16:05.340 Mike,

01:16:05.740 we'll say Nick's wife on a constant basis,

01:16:10.120 yeah,

01:16:10.420 don't want to go too uppity,

01:16:11.560 you know,

01:16:12.000 but yeah,

01:16:14.260 I don't know,

01:16:14.720 it just really grosses me out,

01:16:15.880 some of the shit you get,

01:16:16.920 you know,

01:16:17.120 especially me being like,

01:16:18.400 someone has a family too,

01:16:19.480 and shit,

01:16:19.840 and I could totally see it go a different way,

01:16:21.680 like,

01:16:21.940 shit happens in relationships,

01:16:23.140 so it's just gross to be like,

01:16:24.460 oh,

01:16:24.660 you got divorced,

01:16:25.540 oh,

01:16:26.100 like,

01:16:26.660 what the fuck,

01:16:27.220 or like,

01:16:28.600 or like,

01:16:29.140 oh,

01:16:29.320 Josh,

01:16:29.680 you partied too much,

01:16:31.060 whenever you were out on the,

01:16:32.560 the campaign trail,

01:16:33.940 you partied too much,

01:16:35.040 like,

01:16:35.240 yeah,

01:16:35.260 which is,

01:16:35.640 which is hilarious,

01:16:36.560 like,

01:16:37.000 yeah,

01:16:37.320 motherfucker,

01:16:37.840 I went to,

01:16:38.300 like,

01:16:38.820 state conventions every weekend for,

01:16:40.420 for four years,

01:16:41.360 and,

01:16:41.760 with a bunch of libertarians at,

01:16:43.100 like,

01:16:43.200 hotels and shit,

01:16:43.980 what do you want,

01:16:44.740 what was I supposed to do,

01:16:45.880 not try to win my,

01:16:46.720 my fucking election,

01:16:48.520 yeah,

01:16:48.740 it's like,

01:16:49.140 suck the lady dick,

01:16:49.860 James Gentleman,

01:16:52.940 oh,

01:16:53.100 I'm sorry,

01:16:53.520 hop in,

01:16:54.140 hop in,

01:16:54.640 James,

01:16:55.180 James is in the chat right now,

01:16:57.040 can we give him a lick,

01:16:58.120 send it to him if he wants,

01:17:00.440 yeah,

01:17:00.680 he might have to take my place,

01:17:01.780 I might have to go soon,

01:17:02.740 guys,

01:17:03.040 that's fine,

01:17:03.500 I don't,

01:17:03.700 I don't know if he saw earlier,

01:17:04.920 when I said sorry,

01:17:05.960 because we,

01:17:06.540 we had eight people on,

01:17:07.880 and we said we were only,

01:17:08.820 we were going to be having seven,

01:17:09.880 which would be too much,

01:17:11.300 yeah,

01:17:11.420 they only popped in for a couple minutes,

01:17:12.720 let's be real,

01:17:14.140 still though,

01:17:15.980 optics,

01:17:16.560 you know,

01:17:17.580 Ironic is saying some of the weirdest shit in the chat,

01:17:19.840 right now,

01:17:20.240 can you just like ban him from me please,

01:17:21.760 I've been reading it,

01:17:22.600 it's pretty funny,

01:17:23.540 just get out of it,

01:17:24.220 so it just seems deranged when I pop in,

01:17:27.600 let me see,

01:17:32.160 I'll send James the link,

01:17:33.480 if he wants to come in,

01:17:34.860 why not,

01:17:35.680 we can have people drop in,

01:17:37.340 it's all good,

01:17:38.140 if not,

01:17:38.560 if Josh got balanced,

01:17:39.420 we're at like hour 15,

01:17:40.940 so,

01:17:41.240 I mean,

01:17:41.500 if James wants to hop in,

01:17:42.600 we can keep going,

01:17:43.340 but otherwise,

01:17:44.300 I know Josh,

01:17:44.680 you probably want to go,

01:17:45.360 go lay some pipe,

01:17:46.380 you know,

01:17:46.960 yeah,

01:17:48.020 or just,

01:17:48.560 you know,

01:17:48.780 put all 75 kids to bed,

01:17:50.680 yeah,

01:17:51.300 yeah,

01:17:52.020 yeah,

01:17:52.180 Josh,

01:17:54.240 I've been going since,

01:17:55.660 I've been going since,

01:17:56.760 I've been going for like,

01:17:57.660 almost three hours now,

01:17:58.800 podcasting,

01:17:59.440 so,

01:18:00.420 welcome to Joe Rogan's world,

01:18:02.200 yeah,

01:18:02.920 yeah,

01:18:03.420 that is,

01:18:03.920 honestly,

01:18:04.360 that's legit insane,

01:18:05.340 that the man can talk for that long,

01:18:07.100 yeah,

01:18:07.300 I mean,

01:18:07.800 really though,

01:18:08.280 I'd probably go,

01:18:10.460 if,

01:18:10.740 if,

01:18:11.160 if,

01:18:11.700 if this,

01:18:12.460 if the show keeps doing what it's doing now,

01:18:14.660 and it becomes my full-time job at some point,

01:18:17.060 I,

01:18:17.300 I would be doing much longer shows too,

01:18:19.080 two,

01:18:19.400 two to two and a half hours for sure,

01:18:20.960 every day,

01:18:21.540 so,

01:18:22.000 Josh is never coming back on Tower Power Hour then,

01:18:24.400 do you want to,

01:18:27.020 do you want to have in person,

01:18:28.940 or you wanted to get that?

01:18:29.720 Yeah,

01:18:30.180 that's the goal,

01:18:31.340 you know,

01:18:31.940 but I live,

01:18:32.360 I live in the middle of the country,

01:18:33.460 so it's,

01:18:33.860 it'd be pretty easy-ish,

01:18:35.820 to do like the Tim Pool style,

01:18:37.440 or the,

01:18:37.720 or the Joe Rogan style for sure,

01:18:39.600 but what we want to do is buy,

01:18:41.760 we want to build a house,

01:18:42.880 and build out a studio,

01:18:44.040 so that I have it in the house,

01:18:45.260 just like I have it now,

01:18:46.200 but,

01:18:46.800 yeah,

01:18:47.960 yeah,

01:18:48.220 for sure eventually,

01:18:49.060 but I mean,

01:18:49.700 the show's got to keep growing,

01:18:50.780 it's on a very,

01:18:51.460 my show is on a very good financial path right now,

01:18:54.400 I don't,

01:18:54.920 I really lucked out,

01:18:56.300 I lucked out,

01:18:56.860 so,

01:18:57.140 somehow ours weirdly is too,

01:18:59.500 but you worked your ass off for it too,

01:19:00.820 it ain't just luck,

01:19:01.500 it really is weird,

01:19:02.240 hell of a person,

01:19:03.340 what are you talking about,

01:19:04.200 he's a grifter man,

01:19:05.660 what are you talking about,

01:19:06.420 we're not even trying to grift,

01:19:07.900 this shit is like blowing up,

01:19:09.160 like we,

01:19:09.680 from the beginning,

01:19:10.440 we're like,

01:19:11.060 we're just gonna be retarded,

01:19:12.000 and have fun,

01:19:12.760 and we're like,

01:19:13.140 why do people like this,

01:19:14.760 like,

01:19:15.020 yeah,

01:19:16.400 we're like stumbling our way up the stairs,

01:19:18.360 we're like,

01:19:18.660 what,

01:19:19.140 you guys are,

01:19:19.880 you guys are another boring,

01:19:21.240 you're not another boring libertarian podcast,

01:19:23.640 you guys actually have fun,

01:19:24.800 it's just funny all the grifting accusations we get,

01:19:27.520 when it's like,

01:19:28.000 dude,

01:19:28.160 we fucking stumbled into success,

01:19:29.960 or whatever the fuck you want to call this,

01:19:31.620 like,

01:19:31.760 I don't know what you're talking about,

01:19:32.820 the 500 subscribers of success,

01:19:35.020 speaking of boring libertarian podcasts,

01:19:37.440 hi,

01:19:38.060 hi,

01:19:38.600 how you doing James,

01:19:40.060 alright,

01:19:40.360 get out,

01:19:41.160 I did,

01:19:41.540 I did James,

01:19:42.140 I did James's podcast last night,

01:19:43.800 it was fun,

01:19:44.200 it was a good time,

01:19:45.080 time of reference,

01:19:45.860 the show went up a little,

01:19:47.780 yeah,

01:19:48.060 I told,

01:19:48.340 I told James,

01:19:50.340 I told James,

01:19:51.240 he was the most base gay dude I've ever met,

01:19:53.000 so,

01:19:53.300 thanks,

01:19:54.540 I thought that was Nick,

01:19:56.000 who,

01:19:56.660 oh yeah,

01:19:57.200 he was pretty base gay too,

01:19:58.280 I guess,

01:19:58.560 we haven't met though,

01:19:59.700 James,

01:19:59.960 please tell me you got the time preference joke there,

01:20:01.780 that was too perfect to not,

01:20:03.340 make sure everyone got it,

01:20:04.440 and back up a little bit,

01:20:05.200 you know,

01:20:05.420 it was,

01:20:05.860 the one earlier,

01:20:07.120 when it said the podcast got a little,

01:20:09.800 higher time preference,

01:20:11.200 with Clinton,

01:20:13.080 and Reed and Clint,

01:20:14.540 that was good,

01:20:15.160 that was really good,

01:20:16.100 and that came from the chat,

01:20:16.880 the chat's funnier than we are,

01:20:18.600 way funnier,

01:20:19.460 definitely,

01:20:20.400 well there's more of them,

01:20:21.560 we stand in the back of the Giants,

01:20:22.760 I mean,

01:20:23.780 it's also because,

01:20:24.560 you know,

01:20:24.800 we've been debating some of the,

01:20:26.320 on the backs of retards,

01:20:27.820 yeah,

01:20:28.200 wait,

01:20:29.960 I gotta correct you,

01:20:30.740 it's shoulders,

01:20:31.480 not backs,

01:20:32.140 oh,

01:20:32.600 we're on their backs,

01:20:33.940 because they don't have them right,

01:20:35.260 the retards are doing right,

01:20:37.400 hey James and Popo,

01:20:38.360 have you guys ever interacted before,

01:20:39.660 you're both gay libertarians,

01:20:40.260 no,

01:20:40.840 who,

01:20:41.180 who is Popo,

01:20:42.000 tell me,

01:20:42.380 tell me about yourself,

01:20:43.580 I like your,

01:20:44.580 I like your head,

01:20:45.720 if he had a time,

01:20:49.520 for every time a man told him that,

01:20:51.180 I like your head,

01:20:53.360 doesn't Popo mean octopus,

01:20:55.460 yes,

01:20:55.860 yes it does,

01:20:57.800 the octopus,

01:20:58.960 can you explain,

01:21:00.140 yes,

01:21:01.120 you want me to explain Spanish,

01:21:03.400 it's because he has,

01:21:04.320 all of Spanish,

01:21:05.720 you have,

01:21:06.080 why are you,

01:21:06.540 six minutes,

01:21:07.580 you only have four limbs,

01:21:08.860 you liar,

01:21:09.700 dude,

01:21:09.940 it's because that's his body count,

01:21:11.540 eight pusses,

01:21:13.360 everyone is like,

01:21:14.440 I don't,

01:21:14.560 I don't,

01:21:16.660 I don't know,

01:21:16.960 you mean Josh,

01:21:17.960 so wait,

01:21:18.620 where,

01:21:18.860 Popo,

01:21:19.580 where,

01:21:19.760 where are you from,

01:21:20.360 where do I know you,

01:21:20.940 where would I know you from,

01:21:21.940 I'm on Twitter dog,

01:21:23.140 you might know him from such works,

01:21:27.540 as slaying Kevin Cassidy,

01:21:29.680 slaying this guy,

01:21:30.840 I know you,

01:21:33.540 so you hopped on the Fakertarian stream,

01:21:35.500 for like briefly the other night,

01:21:36.680 right,

01:21:36.900 okay,

01:21:37.260 yeah,

01:21:38.080 briefly,

01:21:38.820 and he face revealed,

01:21:40.300 he face revealed,

01:21:41.040 that was really,

01:21:41.520 I was not expecting that,

01:21:42.820 I've been posting pictures of my face,

01:21:44.960 for a long time,

01:21:45.460 I did the pictures,

01:21:46.340 where I did all the Hunter Biden poses,

01:21:48.800 oh,

01:21:49.620 that's right,

01:21:50.420 that's right,

01:21:51.060 I forgot,

01:21:51.480 that was fucking,

01:21:52.480 G shit dude,

01:21:53.620 I didn't really like the one,

01:21:55.180 with the nine year old girl,

01:21:56.100 on a leash,

01:21:56.720 but other than that,

01:21:57.720 I did,

01:22:00.140 I used to do Twitter videos too man,

01:22:02.340 but nobody watches videos,

01:22:03.620 everyone has a short attention span,

01:22:05.000 they gotta click,

01:22:05.640 read the words,

01:22:06.440 or see the picture,

01:22:08.160 so I made videos,

01:22:09.000 I thought they were really funny,

01:22:10.360 but nobody ever liked,

01:22:12.380 you gotta take that shit,

01:22:13.240 to TikTok bro,

01:22:14.000 nobody watches videos,

01:22:15.240 on Twitter,

01:22:15.940 that's like you get no engagement,

01:22:17.400 if it's a video thing,

01:22:18.680 well I'm not doing more,

01:22:19.720 than one platform dude,

01:22:20.680 do y'all use fleets,

01:22:22.480 they're going,

01:22:24.100 they're gone,

01:22:24.700 I think fleets are just,

01:22:25.540 for the thoughts bro,

01:22:26.660 yeah,

01:22:27.100 let's just see some titties,

01:22:28.360 real quick,

01:22:29.020 no I'm pretty sure,

01:22:30.120 we're the fleets,

01:22:30.880 anytime I've ever,

01:22:31.840 accidentally clicked on,

01:22:33.000 on fleets,

01:22:33.620 it's just like,

01:22:34.400 half naked women,

01:22:35.440 I'm like,

01:22:35.660 no no no no,

01:22:36.580 I swear,

01:22:37.300 I didn't do it on purpose sweetie,

01:22:38.980 wait,

01:22:39.200 wait,

01:22:40.100 why am I not looking,

01:22:40.700 at fleets then,

01:22:41.520 what the fuck,

01:22:42.100 I feel offended,

01:22:42.820 by this a little bit,

01:22:43.700 I feel like me and Josh,

01:22:44.660 are solid contenders,

01:22:45.680 like what the fuck,

01:22:46.360 dude I'm the fucking king,

01:22:48.840 what are you talking about,

01:22:49.840 you're not the king,

01:22:50.640 I'm the biggest one,

01:22:52.060 I'm the biggest,

01:22:53.360 I'm the biggest one here,

01:22:54.720 you're the king,

01:22:55.440 and I'm fucking the queen,

01:22:56.320 like,

01:22:56.820 I am physically alpha here,

01:23:00.520 physically alpha,

01:23:02.060 where are you,

01:23:02.460 the oldest too,

01:23:03.220 I may be the oldest too,

01:23:05.180 I don't know,

01:23:05.480 I think so,

01:23:06.120 yeah probably,

01:23:06.920 I'm 38,

01:23:08.000 almost 39,

01:23:08.980 Josh,

01:23:09.960 last night,

01:23:10.500 last night I asked you,

01:23:11.600 if you thought people,

01:23:12.360 underestimated you,

01:23:13.440 intellectually,

01:23:14.460 and your,

01:23:14.980 your answer was,

01:23:17.340 I think they,

01:23:17.920 I think they underestimate,

01:23:19.040 these hands,

01:23:19.860 all right,

01:23:24.620 what a deuce,

01:23:25.580 it was really good,

01:23:26.480 it was really good,

01:23:27.080 no no no,

01:23:27.460 I said,

01:23:28.020 I said yes,

01:23:28.600 they underestimate me,

01:23:29.600 intellectually,

01:23:31.100 but they also,

01:23:31.740 underestimate these hands,

01:23:33.040 that's what I said,

01:23:33.760 that was my,

01:23:34.260 my exact verbatim,

01:23:36.540 but true,

01:23:37.000 you definitely got in fights,

01:23:38.520 right,

01:23:38.800 I grew up in the hood,

01:23:39.520 and I did MMA for 10 years,

01:23:40.740 on and off,

01:23:41.220 and I wrestled for 14 years,

01:23:43.000 when I,

01:23:43.380 when I was complimenting,

01:23:44.840 fucking Nick,

01:23:45.500 on his figure Terrence performance,

01:23:46.820 I told him like,

01:23:47.740 you fucking hit him,

01:23:48.480 with that pee pee poo poo,

01:23:49.500 and then blammo,

01:23:50.300 with the fucking big brain time,

01:23:51.500 yeah Josh,

01:23:52.840 Josh said the same thing,

01:23:54.000 like I was like,

01:23:54.600 I was like weaving in and out of,

01:23:56.020 oh you got me over here,

01:23:56.840 no I'm over here,

01:23:57.480 and I'm smart now,

01:23:58.180 like it was,

01:23:58.680 yeah it was like,

01:23:59.680 I said it was like,

01:24:00.860 by the end of it,

01:24:03.920 I'm sorry,

01:24:04.260 by the end of it,

01:24:04.880 I had drank 14 fucking beers,

01:24:07.600 by the end of it all,

01:24:09.480 I don't remember,

01:24:10.320 any of the stream I did,

01:24:11.560 with Will Fight,

01:24:12.320 I don't remember,

01:24:13.140 a lick of it,

01:24:14.200 I remember Jeremy Kaufman,

01:24:15.320 coming in,

01:24:15.880 and that's it,

01:24:16.900 I don't remember anything else,

01:24:17.960 technically you could have beat,

01:24:19.500 Toad in the,

01:24:20.520 in the case race,

01:24:22.380 I mean,

01:24:22.880 I mean,

01:24:23.140 here's the thing,

01:24:24.140 I drank 16 and a half,

01:24:25.820 in like two hours,

01:24:27.000 yeah,

01:24:27.320 I was way more spaced up,

01:24:29.420 because I started drinking,

01:24:30.340 a little bit before then,

01:24:31.380 to loosen up a little,

01:24:32.200 because I was actually,

01:24:33.020 kind of nervous,

01:24:33.520 I was nervous,

01:24:34.140 I was going to fuck up the entrance,

01:24:35.640 is what I was most nervous about,

01:24:36.800 like if I fuck this up,

01:24:37.580 it's over,

01:24:38.140 you got to come in strong,

01:24:39.100 and start strong,

01:24:39.820 so,

01:24:40.740 I mean I did,

01:24:41.820 I did it,

01:24:42.580 it worked,

01:24:43.240 it was good,

01:24:43.920 it was good,

01:24:44.600 I was genuinely impressed,

01:24:45.960 y'all both did great,

01:24:47.560 thank you,

01:24:48.340 I was very proud of my friends,

01:24:49.840 yeah,

01:24:49.860 Hose says PP,

01:24:50.800 I just say shit posting,

01:24:52.420 or whatever,

01:24:53.100 like whatever the terms are,

01:24:54.260 but you get it,

01:24:54.740 also a great,

01:24:55.160 great debate on populism too,

01:24:57.400 just an amazing,

01:24:58.220 oh my god,

01:24:59.400 just in depth debate,

01:25:00.620 well the favoritarians,

01:25:01.880 didn't even get that right,

01:25:03.320 they don't get anything right,

01:25:04.560 but man,

01:25:05.220 they just totally fucked that up,

01:25:07.240 oh no,

01:25:07.780 bro your wife is,

01:25:08.600 your wife is a hero Nick,

01:25:09.980 she's in the chat,

01:25:11.120 saying drop it in for Nick,

01:25:12.940 oh fuck,

01:25:13.560 what a wonderful woman,

01:25:14.720 oh yeah,

01:25:15.920 I didn't mention,

01:25:16.600 my guitar was tuned,

01:25:17.520 half step down for no reason,

01:25:18.680 I mentioned it,

01:25:19.220 because I was going,

01:25:20.040 I had plans,

01:25:20.960 to actually play a song,

01:25:22.480 I didn't think,

01:25:23.220 they were going to try,

01:25:23.980 to goad me,

01:25:24.520 into playing a song,

01:25:25.720 I didn't think,

01:25:26.180 that was going to happen,

01:25:26.780 I had plans,

01:25:28.040 to play a song,

01:25:29.120 but I said,

01:25:29.940 oh,

01:25:30.360 my guitar is tuned,

01:25:31.280 half step down,

01:25:31.960 which is why,

01:25:32.520 I started playing,

01:25:33.300 Alice in Chains songs,

01:25:34.840 instead of the stupid,

01:25:36.380 Mishka Shubali song,

01:25:37.600 that I heard from,

01:25:38.400 Doug Stanhope's podcast,

01:25:39.940 so it's,

01:25:41.180 it's,

01:25:41.820 that's what I planned on doing,

01:25:42.820 because it's a stupid,

01:25:43.620 nonsensical song,

01:25:44.360 I was going to play,

01:25:44.960 and actually sing,

01:25:46.020 but I was like,

01:25:46.880 oh it's in half step down,

01:25:47.860 so I just started,

01:25:48.480 fooling around,

01:25:49.300 with Alice in Chains stuff,

01:25:50.800 and then they started saying,

01:25:51.640 oh,

01:25:52.200 they said,

01:25:52.800 would they love that,

01:25:53.380 you're playing that music,

01:25:54.180 or some stupid shit like that,

01:25:55.080 I'm like,

01:25:55.300 I don't know,

01:25:56.120 I don't care what their,

01:25:56.760 would you actually be,

01:26:00.100 like,

01:26:00.380 have an interesting conversation,

01:26:01.660 with John Waldemar,

01:26:02.300 about music,

01:26:03.020 do you think you would actually,

01:26:03.840 have a good conversation,

01:26:05.180 with him,

01:26:06.580 probably,

01:26:07.700 have any of you ever,

01:26:08.580 met John in person,

01:26:09.760 I have not,

01:26:10.780 I have,

01:26:11.160 you don't have interesting,

01:26:12.000 conversations with that dude,

01:26:13.640 I didn't,

01:26:14.220 James,

01:26:16.800 you've met him,

01:26:17.480 probably,

01:26:17.920 he probably doesn't,

01:26:18.620 he fucking plays the tuba dude,

01:26:20.140 he doesn't,

01:26:20.780 like yeah,

01:26:21.220 what am I thinking here,

01:26:22.080 there's no way he listens,

01:26:23.600 it was a saxophone,

01:26:24.580 trombone,

01:26:25.460 saxophone,

01:26:25.740 whatever the fuck it is,

01:26:26.600 for all that shit,

01:26:27.840 for all that shit,

01:26:28.760 that he talked to me,

01:26:29.620 when I met him in person,

01:26:30.740 he would not even,

01:26:31.800 look me in the eye dude,

01:26:32.640 of course not,

01:26:34.140 this is,

01:26:34.600 this is why I always tell them,

01:26:36.440 I cannot wait to meet you in person,

01:26:38.000 they think it's a threat,

01:26:38.840 of physical violence,

01:26:39.840 which Hudak mentioned,

01:26:41.000 on the show,

01:26:41.680 I'm like no,

01:26:42.280 it's because I know,

01:26:43.440 when I look at you in the eye,

01:26:44.620 I will see your pupils dilate,

01:26:46.400 and you're gonna be like,

01:26:47.340 oh I don't know what to do here,

01:26:48.520 like what Josh apparently,

01:26:50.420 did to Walter,

01:26:50.720 well he's also,

01:26:51.400 he's also 5'5",

01:26:52.560 and like 300 pounds bro,

01:26:53.780 he's like 5'5",

01:26:56.720 and 300 pounds,

01:26:57.860 I thought,

01:26:59.400 I thought he was just naturally,

01:27:00.700 shaped like a Goomba,

01:27:01.860 from Super Mario,

01:27:03.160 can we talk about real quick,

01:27:05.120 the inflated sense of physique,

01:27:07.180 on Hudak,

01:27:08.480 like what the fuck,

01:27:09.940 he's got,

01:27:10.700 he's pretty young dude,

01:27:12.840 I don't understand this food,

01:27:13.840 I don't get it,

01:27:14.920 I mean he's a power lifter,

01:27:15.960 so his thing is,

01:27:16.560 that he's like really good,

01:27:17.320 pound for pound,

01:27:18.220 cool,

01:27:18.700 you're 110 pounds,

01:27:19.820 and you can do triple your body weight,

01:27:21.200 cool,

01:27:21.660 I'm 220,

01:27:22.720 I can fuck you up,

01:27:23.440 he's actually,

01:27:24.000 I think he's like 165,

01:27:27.380 and 5'8",

01:27:28.200 he said he was 5'10",

01:27:30.100 bro,

01:27:30.620 right,

01:27:30.880 he said he was just under 5'10",

01:27:32.280 is what he said,

01:27:32.880 right,

01:27:32.960 but here's the thing,

01:27:34.080 which is what short people say,

01:27:34.940 to make themselves look taller,

01:27:36.100 yeah,

01:27:36.380 because I've hung out with Hudak,

01:27:37.820 in real life,

01:27:38.320 like I stayed the night,

01:27:38.940 at his apartment and shit,

01:27:40.300 not in the gay way,

01:27:41.040 not in the reading Clinton way,

01:27:44.080 and I had to bend over,

01:27:46.920 to take a picture with him,

01:27:47.880 like I had to hunch over,

01:27:49.120 are you sure,

01:27:50.740 you're out of the way,

01:27:51.500 so I had to hunch over,

01:27:53.540 to take a picture with him dude,

01:27:54.660 and I'm 6'2",

01:27:55.780 right,

01:27:56.180 so if he's 5'10",

01:27:57.300 that would only make me like,

01:27:58.460 four inches taller than him,

01:27:59.460 and I mean,

01:27:59.740 I literally had to like,

01:28:01.020 hunch in the picture,

01:28:02.420 so.

01:28:02.640 I didn't peg Hudak for a top,

01:28:04.180 trust me,

01:28:08.480 he wouldn't be,

01:28:09.340 at all.

01:28:09.820 He has just a looted sense of physique,

01:28:11.820 like dude,

01:28:12.160 you're not that big,

01:28:13.240 like he's just really not.

01:28:14.200 He's pretty yoke for his brain dude.

01:28:16.060 I mean,

01:28:16.600 he's scrawny.

01:28:17.680 Can someone explain,

01:28:18.860 the spoon thing,

01:28:19.700 can someone explain,

01:28:20.380 the spoon thing,

01:28:20.480 oh yeah,

01:28:20.900 they're making fun of me,

01:28:22.500 because I posted on,

01:28:23.380 because I watched a 47 minute video,

01:28:25.600 of people sticking magnets,

01:28:26.560 to their vaccination sites,

01:28:28.240 and so I posted on Twitter,

01:28:30.500 I was like,

01:28:30.860 man I just watched,

01:28:31.440 a 47 minute video,

01:28:32.880 I was at work right,

01:28:33.840 so like my work schedule,

01:28:35.260 is 12 hours,

01:28:36.300 but an hour and 45 minutes,

01:28:37.780 of every two hour block,

01:28:39.160 I'm at my desk,

01:28:40.280 like watching Netflix,

01:28:41.260 and dumb YouTube shit right,

01:28:42.640 and then I go and do rounds,

01:28:43.800 for 15 minutes,

01:28:44.660 on all our equipment,

01:28:45.680 and then I come back,

01:28:46.280 and sit down right,

01:28:47.580 and so I watched,

01:28:48.540 a 47 minute montage video,

01:28:51.080 of people sticking magnets,

01:28:52.140 to their arms,

01:28:52.860 and I posted on Twitter,

01:28:53.760 I'm like yo,

01:28:54.320 this is pretty crazy dude,

01:28:55.380 it'd be like pretty crazy,

01:28:57.000 for this to be a coordinated scam,

01:28:58.820 of all different people,

01:28:59.760 all around the world right,

01:29:00.920 look all I'm saying is,

01:29:02.960 would five minutes,

01:29:03.800 not have,

01:29:04.680 I was like,

01:29:06.620 I was interested okay,

01:29:08.040 is there anything,

01:29:09.320 I wouldn't know like,

01:29:09.940 a 30 minute mark,

01:29:10.960 after five minutes,

01:29:12.080 this is why,

01:29:13.300 this is why,

01:29:14.660 they thought you were stupid,

01:29:15.480 he just stared at that video,

01:29:16.440 like wow,

01:29:17.340 like watching,

01:29:19.020 watching fireworks,

01:29:20.040 it's the same thing every time,

01:29:21.080 but it's like oh,

01:29:22.260 I do that at fireworks too,

01:29:24.420 by the way,

01:29:24.940 and so,

01:29:25.440 so I was,

01:29:26.820 so I posted on Twitter,

01:29:27.940 I just,

01:29:28.300 wow,

01:29:28.560 I just watched this 47 minute video,

01:29:30.480 of people sticking magnets,

01:29:31.780 to their arms,

01:29:32.300 and a lot of people,

01:29:33.500 are calling it a coordinated scam,

01:29:35.200 that's all I said,

01:29:36.640 and now I'm the magnet guy,

01:29:37.840 because they all think,

01:29:38.560 that I believe,

01:29:39.260 that fucking vaccines,

01:29:40.700 cause magnetism,

01:29:41.880 and so they make fun of me,

01:29:43.080 with that,

01:29:43.320 but I never said,

01:29:44.240 that it was like,

01:29:44.720 I believed it,

01:29:45.500 or any of that shit,

01:29:46.320 you know what I mean,

01:29:46.940 they're just fucking idiots,

01:29:48.160 who can't comprehend,

01:29:49.320 saying something,

01:29:50.060 that challenges,

01:29:50.860 the mainstream narrative,

01:29:52.220 at all,

01:29:53.020 at all,

01:29:53.460 well they're also biased,

01:29:55.060 so they just kind of,

01:29:56.720 they want to believe,

01:29:57.640 that that is your,

01:29:59.700 that that's what you think,

01:30:01.080 even if it is,

01:30:01.640 belief yeah,

01:30:02.500 dude they are peak midwits,

01:30:04.500 that's really all there is to,

01:30:05.540 they're not smart,

01:30:06.600 it's like yeah,

01:30:07.100 Nick and me,

01:30:08.080 have both said it a few times,

01:30:09.480 especially group chats,

01:30:10.240 they are people,

01:30:11.200 who think they're fucking smart,

01:30:12.500 they have no sense of humility,

01:30:13.580 at all intellectually,

01:30:14.880 like they think they're smart,

01:30:15.940 when they don't know,

01:30:16.520 a god damn thing,

01:30:17.300 and it's like that,

01:30:17.860 hill bitch motherfucker,

01:30:19.120 like perfect example,

01:30:19.940 oh he was dumb as rocks,

01:30:21.160 whenever he's,

01:30:22.540 whenever I,

01:30:23.220 whenever I said the term,

01:30:25.560 anarcho tyranny,

01:30:27.280 and he was like,

01:30:28.180 this is when I knew,

01:30:29.360 yeah he was like,

01:30:30.400 that's not even a real term,

01:30:31.840 I've never heard of my political,

01:30:33.500 science professors,

01:30:34.420 talk about that ever,

01:30:35.800 I'm like,

01:30:37.300 I was like wait a minute,

01:30:38.920 I,

01:30:39.880 I,

01:30:40.320 it was at that point,

01:30:41.200 when I was like,

01:30:41.840 oh I don't think there's,

01:30:43.140 they're not,

01:30:43.540 they're not serious people guys,

01:30:44.880 I might be wrong,

01:30:45.540 like,

01:30:45.900 that was the third one by the way,

01:30:47.500 go on sorry,

01:30:49.140 I didn't throw you off,

01:30:49.880 no no it's fine,

01:30:50.520 it's just saying like,

01:30:51.320 Nick got mad,

01:30:52.060 I was in a,

01:30:53.140 in a discord chat,

01:30:54.340 with Nick today,

01:30:55.560 and somebody kept saying,

01:30:56.780 about oh,

01:30:57.260 yeah we get it,

01:30:58.420 it's not funny anymore,

01:30:59.580 Jose's an agorist,

01:31:00.880 there's nobody that knows,

01:31:01.820 how to run a joke,

01:31:02.360 into the ground,

01:31:03.100 myself included,

01:31:03.820 I'm guilty of this,

01:31:04.720 than fucking libertarians,

01:31:05.800 is Jose an agorist,

01:31:08.560 yeah I stopped laughing,

01:31:09.720 about that a while ago,

01:31:10.820 I had no idea,

01:31:11.620 it was funny at first,

01:31:12.440 but it's like Jesus fucking,

01:31:13.560 I think we know,

01:31:15.040 that John Waldenberger,

01:31:16.640 is definitely an agorist though,

01:31:17.700 Jose,

01:31:18.220 here's the prime culprit,

01:31:19.520 right here,

01:31:19.920 hey hold on,

01:31:21.580 Jose's an agorist,

01:31:23.120 that told me,

01:31:23.760 I beat Larkin Rose,

01:31:24.760 in a debate by the way,

01:31:25.720 in case anyone's wondering,

01:31:26.360 he legit did though,

01:31:27.160 he had no,

01:31:27.740 he had no consistent,

01:31:29.140 fucking reasoning,

01:31:30.140 for his position,

01:31:31.340 like he just fucking did it,

01:31:32.460 I beat Larkin Rose,

01:31:33.560 in a two hour debate,

01:31:34.480 I just want everyone to understand,

01:31:35.600 I actually agree,

01:31:36.820 with his conclusion,

01:31:38.300 but he just did a shit job,

01:31:39.660 of presenting it,

01:31:40.260 so you clearly won the debate,

01:31:41.680 I just,

01:31:42.060 I don't understand,

01:31:42.700 how people argue otherwise,

01:31:44.260 you know,

01:31:45.100 like sorry,

01:31:45.960 I'm not trying to suck your dick,

01:31:47.020 but,

01:31:47.640 who is Jamison,

01:31:50.020 who is Jamison Plays,

01:31:51.340 this person knows,

01:31:52.120 like inside jokes and shit,

01:31:53.120 who is that,

01:31:54.120 what's your twitter handle,

01:31:55.100 dude's base as fuck dude,

01:31:56.300 you've been,

01:31:56.720 is this some fed following our work,

01:31:58.060 I was making a joke lobster,

01:31:59.580 you dipshit,

01:32:00.700 oh,

01:32:01.600 what a top,

01:32:02.620 he said it took Nick,

01:32:03.580 that long to find out,

01:32:04.520 they weren't serious people,

01:32:05.440 like yeah,

01:32:05.720 I was joking,

01:32:06.960 top lobster,

01:32:07.600 what the fuck are you doing in here,

01:32:08.560 get back to the basement bro,

01:32:09.760 time to draw,

01:32:11.200 it's cause I am on the inside,

01:32:12.480 okay,

01:32:13.300 oh Jesus,

01:32:16.040 he lives with a bunch of women,

01:32:17.580 he breeds cats,

01:32:18.340 he's basically gay,

01:32:19.560 come on,

01:32:19.840 it's my fucking masculinity,

01:32:23.220 crying out for help,

01:32:24.260 he breeds,

01:32:26.560 he breeds bald cats,

01:32:28.480 yeah,

01:32:28.500 I saw it James,

01:32:29.940 every team has a drop of testosterone,

01:32:32.040 he's like,

01:32:32.480 money is money,

01:32:33.460 and pussy is pussy,

01:32:34.260 all right,

01:32:37.780 you guys are fucking losers,

01:32:38.980 I gotta go,

01:32:39.860 you know what,

01:32:41.900 that's how I make my,

01:32:45.420 that's how I make my,

01:32:47.080 my exits now,

01:32:48.420 plugs in in this thing,

01:32:49.660 I know,

01:32:50.060 James will be not long,

01:32:51.300 but,

01:32:51.520 I'm having fun,

01:32:52.300 but it is like an hour and a half right now,

01:32:54.200 oh no,

01:32:54.540 that's not what I meant to put up,

01:32:55.640 we're not gonna go to another two hours again,

01:32:57.600 or one of those two and a half hours again,

01:32:59.920 I know,

01:33:00.320 I just,

01:33:00.980 I came into my office to start working,

01:33:03.440 actually,

01:33:03.980 so,

01:33:04.320 thanks for,

01:33:05.420 thanks for,

01:33:06.520 thanks for re-inviting me,

01:33:07.980 after uninviting me,

01:33:09.020 but actually,

01:33:09.520 I was just planning on watching,

01:33:11.020 so,

01:33:11.180 we'll have to have you on though,

01:33:12.760 for real again,

01:33:13.480 I mean,

01:33:13.800 yeah,

01:33:14.000 we'll have you on again,

01:33:14.960 yeah,

01:33:15.480 no,

01:33:15.720 no,

01:33:15.880 yeah,

01:33:16.040 it's cool,

01:33:16.420 and I appreciate the,

01:33:17.440 I appreciate the quick invite,

01:33:18.460 but I'm gonna have to drop too,

01:33:19.720 peace out,

01:33:20.080 oh,

01:33:20.300 well that's,

01:33:20.720 just,

01:33:21.820 just eat and run then,

01:33:23.480 buddy,

01:33:23.920 here,

01:33:25.540 drop your plugs,

01:33:26.160 James,

01:33:26.800 I told you,

01:33:27.400 I have a new URL,

01:33:29.880 it's just blackbirdpodcast.com,

01:33:31.420 which is a lot easier to remember than Substack,

01:33:33.060 nice,

01:33:33.820 so yeah,

01:33:34.320 go there,

01:33:34.740 and JamesLJ on Twitter,

01:33:36.160 yeah,

01:33:36.380 dude,

01:33:36.600 for real,

01:33:36.940 guys,

01:33:37.160 go check out James,

01:33:37.840 he's such an underappreciated talent in this realm,

01:33:40.240 like dude,

01:33:40.480 he's,

01:33:40.760 oh,

01:33:41.040 he does,

01:33:41.660 he does a very good interview,

01:33:44.380 very good interview,

01:33:45.080 yeah,

01:33:45.400 I just met with Josh last night,

01:33:46.860 I got CPU God,

01:33:47.880 who you've heard on Robbie,

01:33:48.960 Robbie Bernstein's podcast,

01:33:50.840 dropping probably tomorrow,

01:33:52.320 and then,

01:33:53.060 Matt Erickson,

01:33:53.940 and LB Moniz,

01:33:54.580 and I are gonna chat on Thursday night,

01:33:56.560 so,

01:33:56.800 nice,

01:33:57.220 that'll be a real good one,

01:33:57.720 love LB,

01:33:58.520 that's my boy,

01:33:59.200 good lineup,

01:33:59.880 yeah,

01:34:00.680 great,

01:34:01.040 see you later,

01:34:01.820 see you,

01:34:01.960 thanks,

01:34:02.460 should we all,

01:34:03.040 should we all show pits before we take off,

01:34:04.880 or what,

01:34:05.260 no,

01:34:05.680 I'm not doing that,

01:34:06.240 so I can't,

01:34:08.380 I'm all sweaty man,

01:34:10.240 I don't even have a shirt on under this,

01:34:11.960 while you guys are showing pits,

01:34:13.480 I'm gonna do my plug,

01:34:14.900 yeah,

01:34:15.120 not a podcast,

01:34:16.820 just view your Patreon,

01:34:18.540 patreon.com slash NAP official,

01:34:20.460 I'll put it in the chat,

01:34:21.360 if you guys would be so kind,

01:34:22.520 as to make it pop up in text here,

01:34:25.000 while I talk,

01:34:26.260 yep,

01:34:26.620 not that one,

01:34:28.220 my fat cockens,

01:34:31.760 that sustains me to be mean on Twitter to white people,

01:34:35.640 so,

01:34:36.240 yeah,

01:34:36.740 that's all my plugs,

01:34:38.180 that's the real threat,

01:34:39.060 white people,

01:34:40.420 white women must be stopped,

01:34:42.260 white women must be stopped,

01:34:45.040 none of you can beat me,

01:34:47.400 stop,

01:34:48.280 it was almost sad,

01:34:49.640 that Nick doesn't,

01:34:50.380 isn't on his phone this week,

01:34:52.300 hey,

01:34:53.600 I'll put,

01:34:54.100 I'll put the link to the,

01:34:55.200 I'll put the URL to the,

01:34:57.520 not a podcast,

01:34:58.500 Patreon,

01:34:59.000 if you want to highlight it,

01:34:59.960 more plugs,

01:35:02.900 or what's going on,

01:35:03.460 yeah,

01:35:03.640 Josh,

01:35:03.960 go ahead man,

01:35:04.580 Josh,

01:35:05.340 oh,

01:35:05.540 you guys want me to plug my shit,

01:35:06.820 okay,

01:35:07.100 so if you guys can go to,

01:35:08.020 www.gayobamapizzas,

01:35:12.040 gayobamapizzas,

01:35:14.780 order a shirt,

01:35:16.020 it's called,

01:35:16.520 I hate the antichrist,

01:35:17.400 it's a really cool shirt,

01:35:17.960 or weir.gay,

01:35:18.940 also,

01:35:19.180 I do want to,

01:35:21.060 I'm not going to say the person,

01:35:22.420 who told me,

01:35:23.240 who came to me,

01:35:24.200 and asked me this,

01:35:24.960 because they're a really good friend,

01:35:26.540 but someone did come to me,

01:35:27.520 and said,

01:35:27.900 hey man,

01:35:28.360 what is Boys Town,

01:35:30.020 oh no,

01:35:31.200 oh no,

01:35:32.700 was it sticky?

01:35:34.620 What did you tell them?

01:35:36.380 So I,

01:35:36.880 basically I told them,

01:35:38.120 one of them is,

01:35:39.160 was a,

01:35:40.080 basically a gay website,

01:35:42.240 I want to say,

01:35:42.940 pedophile ring,

01:35:43.700 pretty much,

01:35:43.980 it was a pedophile ring,

01:35:45.340 it was a gay child porn website,

01:35:46.460 yeah,

01:35:46.560 and then the other one,

01:35:48.100 is a place that,

01:35:48.980 is sales merch,

01:35:50.820 so.

01:35:51.640 Right,

01:35:52.300 that's Boys,

01:35:52.800 Boys,

01:35:53.540 Dot Town,

01:35:54.260 okay,

01:35:55.140 Boys,

01:35:55.560 Boys,

01:35:56.420 Dot Town,

01:35:57.120 so anyways,

01:35:58.340 so anyways,

01:35:59.740 you guys can find me at,

01:36:00.820 youtube.com,

01:36:02.020 backslash,

01:36:02.440 fight the despots,

01:36:03.280 that's where my,

01:36:03.860 my show,

01:36:04.660 resides for now,

01:36:05.900 until they throw me off there,

01:36:06.880 because I had a,

01:36:07.500 little middle aged,

01:36:08.540 Jewish lawyer,

01:36:09.260 say the gamer word,

01:36:10.300 on my show last night,

01:36:11.260 so,

01:36:11.820 we'll see how long that stays,

01:36:13.540 oh shit,

01:36:14.500 I just thought,

01:36:17.360 you were going to have on,

01:36:18.520 the bodybuilder Ron,

01:36:19.480 when you said it with Nick,

01:36:20.760 you said,

01:36:21.040 oh,

01:36:21.160 I'm having Ron Coleman on,

01:36:22.560 I was like,

01:36:22.820 holy shit,

01:36:23.260 that's pretty awesome,

01:36:24.020 you're going to have a bodybuilder,

01:36:25.780 middle aged Jewish lawyer man,

01:36:29.380 that said the gamer word,

01:36:30.760 thanks bud,

01:36:31.700 I think he's protected,

01:36:32.780 that's a protected class,

01:36:33.800 so,

01:36:33.920 it's basically the only thing,

01:36:36.960 him and the bodybuilder,

01:36:38.020 share in common,

01:36:38.680 is that they can say the gamer word,

01:36:39.900 bro,

01:36:40.100 I got to work,

01:36:40.620 I got to work this morning,

01:36:42.300 and I was like,

01:36:42.700 oh,

01:36:42.820 I need to comb through that,

01:36:43.900 that episode,

01:36:45.300 and bleep that out,

01:36:46.220 right,

01:36:46.440 and I hot logged on,

01:36:47.460 and they monetized the episode,

01:36:48.800 so I was like,

01:36:49.240 oh,

01:36:49.440 fuck it,

01:36:49.840 hell yeah,

01:36:52.560 and even if you guys,

01:36:54.140 don't like Josh though,

01:36:55.180 fucking,

01:36:55.920 for some weird ass reason,

01:36:57.260 or other,

01:36:57.540 Top Lobster's with him,

01:36:58.640 and he's the motherfucking shit,

01:37:00.240 he is the real dude,

01:37:01.220 pulling strings behind the strings,

01:37:02.100 let's go with Top Lobster,

01:37:03.460 listen,

01:37:04.000 if anybody,

01:37:06.400 if anybody in this chat,

01:37:07.620 doesn't like me,

01:37:08.220 they can eat and suck dicks,

01:37:09.260 and then Nick and Jose,

01:37:16.620 I know you're always,

01:37:17.380 well,

01:37:17.680 not Jose actually,

01:37:18.880 but I do have something,

01:37:20.160 because I'll be,

01:37:20.800 I was just on the most recent episode,

01:37:22.540 of Slurp Gang Podcast,

01:37:24.140 which was a replacement episode,

01:37:26.800 because the episode,

01:37:27.920 they originally intended to release,

01:37:29.460 was so terrible,

01:37:31.600 when you're listening,

01:37:33.560 just keep in mind,

01:37:34.300 that this was the good one,

01:37:36.080 it's terrible,

01:37:38.620 but that was the good one,

01:37:40.660 I'm just,

01:37:40.920 I'm just busting my friend's balls though,

01:37:42.840 I love those guys,

01:37:44.020 and tomorrow,

01:37:45.460 I'm recording with Ace,

01:37:46.280 I'm going to try to have it out,

01:37:47.380 probably Thursday,

01:37:49.740 yeah,

01:37:49.940 today's Tuesday,

01:37:50.440 right,

01:37:50.600 yeah,

01:37:50.760 tomorrow,

01:37:51.140 tomorrow I'm recording with Ace,

01:37:52.500 we're going to talk about,

01:37:54.040 the stuff,

01:37:54.900 we've been seeing a lot of arguments about,

01:37:56.520 on Twitter,

01:37:57.420 about,

01:37:58.760 having a social view,

01:38:01.800 versus wanting it enforced,

01:38:03.260 by the government,

01:38:04.360 and how that those are,

01:38:05.060 people need to stop fucking conflating that shit,

01:38:06.500 that's right,

01:38:06.880 libertarianism is a,

01:38:07.940 is a thin ideology,

01:38:09.080 that you get,

01:38:10.160 you guys know what I'm,

01:38:10.700 you guys know what I'm getting at,

01:38:11.640 me and him are going to talk about that,

01:38:13.120 yeah,

01:38:14.300 what's narcissistic,

01:38:15.300 either what I do,

01:38:16.280 anyway,

01:38:16.840 I'm reading the chat,

01:38:19.360 you know,

01:38:20.420 Jose,

01:38:21.540 Jose,

01:38:23.260 Gallyson,

01:38:23.960 from No Way Jose,

01:38:25.700 I don't know,

01:38:26.100 let's go check all my shit,

01:38:26.900 I don't go fuck,

01:38:27.820 that's it,

01:38:28.040 me and Toad,

01:38:29.540 I mean,

01:38:29.800 I don't know how Toad is on there,

01:38:30.840 on Fat Comic Day,

01:38:31.720 but also,

01:38:32.460 awesome things coming up,

01:38:33.840 well,

01:38:34.060 one,

01:38:34.300 we had Chrissy Mare's podcast last week,

01:38:35.740 me and Toad went on there,

01:38:36.640 and Clint had an awesome time,

01:38:38.700 she's going to be on my podcast,

01:38:40.740 next week,

01:38:41.660 or the week after,

01:38:42.080 she's hilarious,

01:38:43.060 she was really funny on there,

01:38:45.080 and Carol Roth,

01:38:46.120 and Carol Roth,

01:38:47.920 my first question to Chrissy,

01:38:49.940 is going to be like,

01:38:50.500 so are you as funny as a man,

01:38:52.560 wait,

01:38:54.740 who is this,

01:38:55.840 she's a stand up comedian,

01:38:57.720 from where,

01:39:00.920 is it in New York,

01:39:02.220 New York,

01:39:02.540 I think New York,

01:39:03.080 Chrissy Mare,

01:39:04.640 I follow her on Twitter,

01:39:05.640 if you know,

01:39:05.900 I wasn't bragging about myself,

01:39:08.300 I was just saying,

01:39:09.540 I thought Brad Palumbo,

01:39:10.540 their episode was so bad,

01:39:11.120 they didn't,

01:39:11.380 yeah,

01:39:11.800 yes,

01:39:13.720 and Fat Dave and I,

01:39:15.060 on Tower Power Hour,

01:39:16.060 we got Anthony Samaroff,

01:39:17.620 coming on on Monday,

01:39:19.080 and on Wednesday,

01:39:19.900 the big one,

01:39:20.920 we're going to have a translator,

01:39:22.060 for that,

01:39:22.880 we'll try our best,

01:39:25.180 yeah,

01:39:25.640 Hilditch is going to come on,

01:39:26.840 yeah,

01:39:27.100 smart,

01:39:27.440 smart,

01:39:27.660 yeah,

01:39:28.140 exactly,

01:39:28.920 and we got,

01:39:29.460 I gotta go,

01:39:30.540 bye bye,

01:39:31.420 Dave Smith is coming on,

01:39:35.880 on Wednesday,

01:39:36.560 with Clint,

01:39:37.460 from Liberty Lockdown,

01:39:38.600 so,

01:39:39.360 yeah,

01:39:39.600 that's how you,

01:39:39.920 we got Dave Smith,

01:39:41.980 so,

01:39:42.380 we're,

01:39:42.480 who's that,

01:39:43.960 never heard of him,

01:39:45.560 actually,

01:39:45.900 is that the,

01:39:46.420 is that the less funny Smith,

01:39:48.500 that's right,

01:39:49.220 I believe so,

01:39:50.160 that's what I thought,

01:39:50.620 he's a little skinny,

01:39:51.420 so we'll see how that goes,

01:39:52.200 yeah,

01:39:52.660 I think that guy told,

01:39:53.520 we have,

01:39:54.060 that guy called me a legend once,

01:39:56.140 dude,

01:39:57.560 me too,

01:39:57.900 he calls everybody,

01:39:58.700 the guy that handed him,

01:39:59.800 an ice cream,

01:40:00.320 at lunch today,

01:40:01.660 he's like,

01:40:02.080 dude,

01:40:02.340 you're a legend,

01:40:03.480 dude,

01:40:04.020 he just said it to me,

01:40:04.780 at Porkfest,

01:40:05.460 man,

01:40:05.580 he's like,

01:40:05.860 you're toad,

01:40:06.440 Tower of Power,

01:40:07.100 you're a legend,

01:40:08.020 man,

01:40:08.160 legend,

01:40:08.800 bro,

01:40:09.760 we do have,

01:40:10.420 a lot of stuff planned,

01:40:11.260 for that one,

01:40:11.700 we're gonna have,

01:40:12.000 a really fun time,

01:40:12.840 so,

01:40:13.140 just watch out for that,

01:40:14.140 we're,

01:40:14.520 whole squad's coming up,

01:40:15.620 dude,

01:40:15.920 that's cool,

01:40:16.540 I'll be,

01:40:16.820 I'll be in the chat,

01:40:17.680 dude,

01:40:17.780 that's cool,

01:40:18.280 yeah,

01:40:18.760 I forgot to mention,

01:40:20.460 I don't know if I said,

01:40:21.120 in the beginning,

01:40:21.560 but I,

01:40:21.900 I have a legit,

01:40:23.200 fucking episode,

01:40:30.320 Anatomy of the State,

01:40:31.260 because I'm going over,

01:40:31.920 the Anarchist Handbook,

01:40:32.700 I'm doing like,

01:40:33.080 a podcast series on that,

01:40:34.600 and,

01:40:35.400 for those who don't know,

01:40:37.020 Dave Smith is who convinced me,

01:40:38.580 to read it essentially,

01:40:40.000 and what made me an anarchist,

01:40:41.300 was that book,

01:40:41.940 so,

01:40:42.700 I mean,

01:40:42.940 it's kind of special for me,

01:40:43.980 that it's like,

01:40:44.360 kind of full circle,

01:40:45.220 I'm legit doing a podcast,

01:40:46.440 with a guy who made me an anarchist,

01:40:48.140 well now I think,

01:40:48.980 same for me,

01:40:50.120 yeah,

01:40:50.600 well now I think,

01:40:51.700 here's the thing,

01:40:52.280 now I think,

01:40:52.820 now I think,

01:40:53.540 not only does he call everyone legends,

01:40:55.180 he'll just go on anyone's show,

01:40:56.720 so,

01:40:57.060 yeah,

01:40:57.440 he's going on,

01:41:00.320 with us retards,

01:41:01.460 I have no idea why,

01:41:02.580 hey to be fair,

01:41:03.400 I shot my shot,

01:41:04.520 so when it worked out,

01:41:05.320 it wasn't like,

01:41:05.880 he like necessarily came to me,

01:41:07.000 he was giving me props,

01:41:07.880 for an episode,

01:41:08.500 but I couldn't pass it up,

01:41:10.120 it's like,

01:41:11.840 I've kind of,

01:41:12.140 it's like,

01:41:12.780 for a video game achievement,

01:41:14.000 this is like,

01:41:14.400 the finishing the game for me,

01:41:15.680 so it's like,

01:41:16.100 it's a really special moment,

01:41:17.420 anything after that,

01:41:18.180 it's just extra,

01:41:18.900 extra exploring around the game,

01:41:20.300 you know,

01:41:20.840 also Josh is having on,

01:41:22.560 Robbie the Fire,

01:41:23.240 which is really cool,

01:41:24.120 yeah I have Robbie the Fire,

01:41:25.160 on a Monday,

01:41:26.340 nice,

01:41:26.960 and that's cool,

01:41:27.700 that's really cool,

01:41:28.700 that you said all those nice things,

01:41:29.740 about Dave coming on your show,

01:41:30.760 Jose,

01:41:31.040 especially since I've been,

01:41:31.860 on your show once too,

01:41:32.920 I'm sorry,

01:41:35.960 Dave's who got me,

01:41:37.060 to read the book,

01:41:37.660 that made me an anarchist,

01:41:38.500 he's got a special place,

01:41:39.800 in my heart,

01:41:40.240 I do like you though,

01:41:40.780 I beat your hero,

01:41:41.980 in a debate,

01:41:42.660 so,

01:41:43.580 I'm just kidding,

01:41:45.440 I'm just kidding,

01:41:45.700 I mean he's,

01:41:46.700 honestly,

01:41:47.580 most dangerous superstition,

01:41:48.560 is probably like,

01:41:49.060 one of my favorite books,

01:41:50.060 for red peeling people,

01:41:50.920 I think it's a great book,

01:41:52.100 yeah,

01:41:52.300 his reasoning,

01:41:54.080 it was super inconsistent,

01:41:55.140 that debate,

01:41:55.640 you guys should go check it out though,

01:41:56.860 for real,

01:41:57.340 it was a good debate,

01:41:58.240 it's on anarchist,

01:41:59.500 it's like a two hour debate,

01:42:00.740 so,

01:42:01.140 alright,

01:42:01.880 later homies,

Tower Gang - July 22, 2021

Ep 21 - Jose's Bussy w⧸ Nick Ashley, Josh Smith, El Pulpo & Special Guests

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