Tower Gang - Ep 22 - Highly Regarded w⧸ Antony Sammeroff and Sam

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00:00:17.340 What up, you freaks of nature?

00:00:22.100 This is episode 22 of the Slurp Gang.

00:00:26.820 Oh, sure.

00:00:30.000 No, sorry.

00:00:31.880 This is episode 22 of Tower Gang Podcast with your host, the great Anthony Samroff and a bunch of regular guests who've been standing in for me on my show for 21 episodes.

00:00:53.900 How do you put together a show and then never even appear on it for 22 episodes?

00:00:57.740 I don't know.

00:01:00.000 Oh, God.

00:01:03.160 We're going to have Mods times again.

00:01:06.440 I was going to say he looks the part.

00:01:08.420 He looks black right now.

00:01:10.120 How you doing, Anthony?

00:01:15.640 What you doing in Austin right now, man?

00:01:17.360 Me?

00:01:18.400 Yeah, what are you doing in Austin?

00:01:20.240 I'm doing great.

00:01:21.860 No, what are you doing?

00:01:23.480 I thought you said you were in Boston.

00:01:24.680 No, you'd be hanging out with me.

00:01:27.240 He'd be right here.

00:01:28.480 I'm telling you, it's Monster Ray all over again.

00:01:33.060 Thanks for watching, you guys.

00:01:34.320 This was a great time.

00:01:35.900 This has been the best episode yet.

00:01:38.040 All right, guys.

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00:01:46.400 Oh, my God.

00:01:48.140 Actually, our ad read for BlueTube should just be us just anal fucking each other.

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00:01:56.600 Top Lobster, you've been summoned.

00:01:57.840 See, none of us are gay, but we took BlueTube.

00:02:00.580 I don't know.

00:02:01.340 What else are we going to do with a hard-on like that?

00:02:03.300 I thought he was just going to say us with boners, but he said he went right with the anal fucking.

00:02:07.460 Like, Jesus Christ.

00:02:09.400 I got thrown out of the room.

00:02:11.120 I don't know why.

00:02:13.640 I'm always on the verge of being cancelled.

00:02:16.220 This cancelled culture, it's just gone through.

00:02:18.660 It's just gone too far.

00:02:19.580 We just mistook you for Irish instead of Scottish and said, get him out of here.

00:02:23.660 He's Irish.

00:02:25.320 You're not the first.

00:02:26.400 It was a joke.

00:02:28.500 Dave Smith once on his podcast failed to name drop me and said, you know the guy who wrote the book on UBI?

00:02:37.640 You know the Irish guy?

00:02:40.440 I was like, yes, Dave Smith.

00:02:42.820 That's right.

00:02:43.480 The Irish guy who hosts the Scottish Liberty podcast.

00:02:49.540 Well done.

00:02:52.240 Anthony, I'm going to be real with you.

00:02:53.680 I did your talk at Porkfest, and I didn't read your book at all.

00:02:57.280 I just kind of winged it.

00:03:01.820 It had nothing to do with my book.

00:03:04.940 All right, cool, cool, cool.

00:03:06.120 The talk had less than zero to do with my book.

00:03:12.080 Well, I guess there's one passage in the book that was relevant to my talk.

00:03:16.580 Why are you walking through every room in that fucking house right now?

00:03:20.460 Can you, like, sit down and stay in one place?

00:03:23.160 Well, welcome to MTV Cribs, everyone.

00:03:26.740 No, I'm just going to go outside.

00:03:28.380 Fuck you guys.

00:03:28.920 MTV Cribs because Scottish people think every consonant is an E.

00:03:34.300 Do they really, right?

00:03:39.600 What do you mean, they?

00:03:40.300 It's weak.

00:03:40.780 You're one of them.

00:03:42.080 Check out my fucking swimming pool.

00:03:44.600 Your swimming pool?

00:03:46.140 Yeah.

00:03:47.500 That's the thinnest swimming pool I've ever seen, ever.

00:03:52.700 Why is it so narrow?

00:03:54.820 It's one of those infinity pools.

00:03:56.740 Oh, okay.

00:03:58.320 Is it?

00:03:59.360 Why is your perception so narrow?

00:04:01.700 That's the question.

00:04:02.560 It's not, bro.

00:04:03.680 My glasses give me plus three perception.

00:04:06.220 Plus three.

00:04:09.960 Welcome to the Tower role-playing game podcast, where we play Dungeons & Dragons for eight hours straight.

00:04:17.380 Well, you know what?

00:04:19.060 And zero pussy on what it does to a motherfucker.

00:04:26.700 I'm going to add another accoutrement to this outfit real quick.

00:04:30.720 All righty.

00:04:31.400 All right.

00:04:32.560 Oh, so he's wearing a Mardi Gras bead necklace, a Hawaiian shirt, and those grandma sunglasses.

00:04:41.160 He's got the 70s porn star mustache and the anti-Tom Woods shirt, the Tom Woods repellent.

00:04:50.440 Anton, I think you have a fly on your head.

00:04:52.980 Me.

00:04:53.200 I mean, I didn't know that fucking pacing from room to room was against the rules of Tower

00:05:00.300 Pots, Tower Gang.

00:05:03.100 I feel like it's against the rules of podcasts in general.

00:05:08.280 Having a fly on your head also is.

00:05:10.000 What the fuck are you?

00:05:10.820 Adam Kokesh?

00:05:12.100 What the fuck?

00:05:13.000 I guess some of us are just used to doing audio only, and we're given freedom to roam as we please.

00:05:23.100 No one gives a shit for merely roaming around.

00:05:26.880 I feel like my rights are being violated.

00:05:30.840 It's not that you were roaming around.

00:05:32.280 It's that every single room was a different level of light slash darkness, so it was really fucking me up, giving me a seizure, bouncing off of that chrome dome of yours.

00:05:40.880 You know what I'm saying?

00:05:41.780 It might have been MTV fear.

00:05:43.380 Most people don't care to look at your ugly faces, so there's just an ugly version.

00:05:50.300 Let's face that.

00:05:52.180 Well, we just make them, too.

00:05:53.340 Maybe it's a nap violation, but you're going to look at our ugly fucking faces while we do

00:05:56.980 the show.

00:05:58.120 Anthony, every time I see your profile picture on Twitter, I think you're doing the High of

00:06:02.480 Hitler.

00:06:03.120 Every time I chuckle.

00:06:05.500 That's interesting, given that his head looks like a yarmulke.

00:06:09.500 I don't understand how my head looks like a yarmulke.

00:06:14.180 You're going to have to explain it.

00:06:15.520 It looks exactly...

00:06:17.360 It is like the perfect shape.

00:06:19.920 Or your hairstyle.

00:06:20.600 We're looking at your ear right now, dude.

00:06:23.320 That's not your head.

00:06:24.500 I know.

00:06:24.520 I'm trying to hear you.

00:06:25.900 Well, it's because, like...

00:06:26.880 How do you say head in Scottish?

00:06:31.560 Well, it depends how Scottish you are.

00:06:34.220 Some Scottish people actually say heed.

00:06:37.720 Heed?

00:06:38.580 Maheed.

00:06:40.100 Jesus Christ.

00:06:41.700 All right, so if I go there and ask a chick for heed, she's going to know what I mean?

00:06:46.580 Not in your fucking accent.

00:06:51.160 What would he sound like to you?

00:06:53.820 Well, slightly retarded.

00:06:56.660 That's what you were going for.

00:06:58.800 Well, that's how I sound to everybody.

00:07:02.320 Only slightly.

00:07:03.780 Slightly?

00:07:04.360 That's a compliment.

00:07:04.980 Thank you.

00:07:05.480 You should change the name of the podcast to Slightly Retarded Podcast.

00:07:08.880 I think that might violate the YouTube rules.

00:07:12.460 I thought we could change it to the Raftar.

00:07:15.060 I know.

00:07:15.420 Wait, can I change my name now?

00:07:17.060 I've got it.

00:07:17.220 I've got it.

00:07:17.660 I've got it.

00:07:18.020 Change your name if you want to, Sam.

00:07:19.500 How do I do it?

00:07:20.180 This is really good.

00:07:20.780 I don't know.

00:07:21.980 You might have to leave and come back.

00:07:24.360 No, you don't.

00:07:25.740 You should change it to Slightly Regarded Podcast, because that works on so many fucking levels.

00:07:32.380 For one thing, damn, you ought to correct.

00:07:35.820 You know, you try and type in Recarter, and it changes it to Regarded.

00:07:40.800 But it also has that other meaning of, like, well, you know, we're slightly regarded.

00:07:47.680 We were watched by a few people, in fact.

00:07:50.700 Yeah.

00:07:51.420 The other one I was thinking of was Off the Spectrum.

00:07:53.700 You're watched by them.

00:07:54.620 You're not just watched by them.

00:07:55.700 You're regarded by them, which makes it sound like, you know, they hold you in good standing.

00:08:02.460 Sam, how hot is that fucking mask?

00:08:06.280 He had his headphones off, dummy.

00:08:07.820 How hot is that fucking mask?

00:08:10.620 Oh, it's pretty...

00:08:11.240 It wasn't that hot, but it was fogging up.

00:08:13.400 My glasses.

00:08:14.400 Hey, man.

00:08:15.260 It's about as hot as what Reed is talking about here.

00:08:19.860 His mask protects you.

00:08:21.740 Your mask protects him.

00:08:24.860 That's right.

00:08:26.920 That's right.

00:08:28.280 Freedom Fest.

00:08:28.940 Coming back to your ugly-ass faces.

00:08:34.540 So, do we have any content for today's show?

00:08:37.480 Are we just going to shoot the shit for the rest of eternity?

00:08:40.340 We always shoot the shit.

00:08:42.240 But first, I thought we were to talk about what happened to you at Torkfest, because we thought you had died, essentially.

00:08:48.100 Oh, no.

00:08:50.260 I've got, like, tons of extra lives.

00:08:54.080 I passed my saving throws coming back to the role-playing game.

00:09:02.740 I don't know.

00:09:03.600 What do you want to know?

00:09:05.340 What caused you to pass out?

00:09:07.440 For like a day and a half, he was just dead outside.

00:09:10.560 Well, apparently, I got COVID, although I've roundly been told by a couple of libertarians that COVID doesn't exist.

00:09:24.500 So, and now the show is pulled from you, too.

00:09:29.860 Thanks a lot, you asshole.

00:09:32.100 Thanks a lot.

00:09:33.400 No, he only said he was told.

00:09:34.460 That checker said it's true.

00:09:35.500 Don't matter.

00:09:36.040 Context doesn't matter in this age.

00:09:37.620 Oh.

00:09:38.080 Allegedly, COVID doesn't exist.

00:09:40.280 So, whatever.

00:09:41.860 In that case, it doesn't really matter.

00:09:44.680 I mean, it's a fucking respiratory illness of some kind.

00:09:47.920 I got a fever, and then I got a cough.

00:09:51.260 It sucked.

00:09:53.140 I recovered in Houston.

00:09:55.360 Oh, do you know what?

00:09:56.160 Do you want to fucking know?

00:09:57.140 I've actually, this is great.

00:09:58.660 This is fucking great.

00:09:59.880 This is an exclusive, right?

00:10:01.540 I never told anyone this.

00:10:04.580 I got ejected from Airbnb.

00:10:08.360 One day, I mean, someone didn't physically remove me.

00:10:12.540 But you get the point.

00:10:14.200 It was Hopper.

00:10:16.040 Get the fuck out.

00:10:18.140 Unfortunately, I didn't get a free helicopter ride to my next Airbnb.

00:10:23.160 But literally, I was staying in this place for a few days, and then the landlady came in,

00:10:28.800 and there was other people staying in the other rooms.

00:10:31.580 And I went out, as I usually do, to a cafe slash restaurant slash somewhere,

00:10:37.100 to sit down with my laptop and do some writing, as I try and do every day.

00:10:42.540 And I got a message from Airbnb saying that I'd been, they'd cancelled half of my stay.

00:10:52.020 So, the other half of my stay.

00:10:54.360 And I came back, and she was still there, actually.

00:10:56.980 She was just like, ah, another guest said that you're coughing and shit,

00:11:00.480 and because of the coronavirus, you're ejected.

00:11:04.620 So, I had to get another place.

00:11:07.180 It was close to the airport, but it was fucking in the middle of nowhere.

00:11:09.740 And then, I feel like, discriminated against.

00:11:14.460 In a sense, she was right, because little did I know, or did I know by this point?

00:11:19.980 I think I did know by this point.

00:11:22.260 I actually had had the fucking coronavirus.

00:11:24.640 So, yeah, technically, I guess, depending on how you look at it,

00:11:32.320 maybe I should have been quarantining.

00:11:35.240 But where?

00:11:36.380 In the park?

00:11:38.800 You were literally trying to kill grandmas, man.

00:11:41.320 Yeah, you should try to get back into the UK.

00:11:43.280 Well, people say you just want to kill grandma, but that's not true.

00:11:48.780 I don't just want to kill grandma.

00:11:53.120 There's a whole entire list of people.

00:11:55.980 But don't worry.

00:11:56.980 You guys aren't on it, so.

00:11:59.620 Oh, shit.

00:12:00.600 Is that how I evaded it?

00:12:01.780 I didn't get it.

00:12:03.160 You didn't get sick?

00:12:04.000 Did you already have it before?

00:12:05.460 No, you didn't get it.

00:12:06.500 Masha's in the chat saying the Mises tent variant,

00:12:13.800 and I would assume, this is a very big leap here,

00:12:17.760 but probably has something to do with autism, right?

00:12:21.800 Yeah.

00:12:22.420 Probably.

00:12:23.500 I really like the turn of phrase, the Mises tent variant.

00:12:26.800 That is really fucking good.

00:12:28.440 Whoever came up with that, that's truly excellent.

00:12:30.920 Whoever came up with that, that's truly excellent.

00:12:33.260 I mean, I was sick afterwards,

00:12:34.860 but I had already had COVID in February 2020,

00:12:37.120 so I think that I had COVID again

00:12:39.800 because everybody that I was around had it.

00:12:41.300 I was sick.

00:12:42.040 That's all I know.

00:12:42.780 Basically, it wasn't that bad.

00:12:44.020 You didn't get a test to find out.

00:12:45.740 Fuck that.

00:12:46.380 Hell no.

00:12:47.100 You think I want to get swabbed anally?

00:12:50.400 What the fuck?

00:12:51.760 Is that how they do it up in Mass?

00:12:53.860 Yeah.

00:12:54.900 I got the nose swab a couple times.

00:12:56.680 Up in Massachusetts up here, yeah.

00:13:00.660 Dude, what do you think?

00:13:01.500 A toilet scrubber?

00:13:04.860 I don't know, man, but again, it's why I manscape.

00:13:09.580 You know, make sure that my asshole shaves

00:13:12.000 that it's like the Iron Maiden situation

00:13:13.960 so then I don't have to get anally swabbed, right?

00:13:16.480 Nobody's going up there.

00:13:19.620 I'm pretty sure it's not like a fucking prostate check

00:13:24.400 where they actually figure out you.

00:13:26.020 It's a foul girl anus.

00:13:31.700 So, first of all, who watches this retarded podcast?

00:13:35.620 Because you have quite a lot of listeners.

00:13:39.440 Most of ours have come from the fuckers we, like...

00:13:43.160 He asks if he listens to this and he drops out.

00:13:50.720 I almost think he's doing it intentionally for a fact.

00:13:53.760 It's just like, ask questions, fuck you guys.

00:13:57.080 All right, in the meantime, we're going to show my Archie flower memes.

00:13:59.560 Oh, he's back.

00:14:00.180 Oh, damn it.

00:14:00.940 Now he's sideways.

00:14:06.360 Something must be wrong with your connection.

00:14:08.700 I keep on getting ejected every time I say the R word.

00:14:14.300 So, from now on, I'm going to say regarded instead of...

00:14:19.940 I was going to say that we're well regarded by a bunch of people.

00:14:25.680 Sam, can you mute, please?

00:14:27.080 Boy, you type.

00:14:28.080 I'm not typing anything.

00:14:29.420 My hands are right here.

00:14:31.380 What's all that noise?

00:14:32.840 I don't know.

00:14:33.400 I heard it, too.

00:14:34.580 I'm not typing anything.

00:14:37.980 I hear that, too.

00:14:39.480 I wonder if it might be...

00:14:41.240 Who listens to this regarded podcast?

00:14:46.580 A bunch of regarded people, obviously.

00:14:48.980 Look at RQ, he said regarded, and he kicked him out.

00:14:51.880 I'll be Anthony for a minute.

00:14:53.440 He had to have done that on purpose, man.

00:14:56.100 Who listens to this retarded show?

00:14:58.800 We have 26 retards in the show right now.

00:15:04.400 Am I doing a good Scottish accent?

00:15:07.800 I think you guys are just fucking playing a practical joke on me.

00:15:12.260 I swear to God.

00:15:13.600 You're just deliberately ejecting me.

00:15:17.240 Absolutely not.

00:15:18.380 No, this actually happened.

00:15:19.680 We had Maj Ture on, and the same fucking thing happened.

00:15:23.660 He kept dropping out, and then finally, like 20 minutes into this show, he just dips and never comes back.

00:15:28.660 Come on, he doesn't say anything, never responds to us.

00:15:32.380 I would never come back.

00:15:34.380 Maj is a badass.

00:15:35.680 I met him in Delaware.

00:15:37.480 He's a brave motherfucker, and he's got tons of attitude and charisma, and he's got his own style.

00:15:47.360 He's a great speaker.

00:15:48.600 Did you know he was also black, too?

00:15:54.640 Was it?

00:15:56.320 Was he?

00:15:57.800 What were you guys doing in Delaware?

00:16:01.520 He was the only black person in Delaware when that happened.

00:16:05.020 There ain't no fucking black folk in Delaware.

00:16:06.480 You guys spoke in crack with Hunter Biden.

00:16:08.280 You know, well, as it so happens, Tasha, Spike Cohen's wife, was there, and there was a crew member that was also of a black persuasion.

00:16:29.380 That's what I call Nick, of a black persuasion.

00:16:31.560 Yeah, so, I mean, yeah, don't jump to conclusions.

00:16:41.320 To assume, what was I saying?

00:16:43.520 To, when you assume it makes you into an arsehole.

00:16:49.200 What?

00:16:50.060 They love that one.

00:16:51.280 No, it's when you assume you make an ass out of you and me.

00:16:54.640 That's what it is.

00:16:56.080 That's why I said it wrong, you fucking idiot.

00:16:58.280 They have a different saying in Scotland, I assume.

00:17:03.720 It's funny when you screw it up.

00:17:05.800 So, here's my funny question.

00:17:09.740 I think it's funny.

00:17:10.960 You know how Tom Hicks has pneumonia right now?

00:17:14.100 That's very funny, isn't it, Anthony?

00:17:15.700 You asshole.

00:17:16.760 Jesus, what the fuck?

00:17:18.060 He might die, bro.

00:17:19.340 No, he's fine.

00:17:20.800 He's fine.

00:17:21.080 It's like when Ron Paul had a stroke.

00:17:22.740 You know, he had, like, a stroke.

00:17:24.300 It's pretty funny, guys.

00:17:25.140 Michael Malice got in some shit for, I thought it was a really funny tweet, which was, what?

00:17:31.460 He said, Ron Paul is still the most articulate libertarian.

00:17:34.840 No, I thought he said he was still more articulate than Joe Biden.

00:17:37.660 Yeah, that's what it was.

00:17:38.720 That's what it was.

00:17:39.380 You're right.

00:17:39.780 You're right.

00:17:40.940 But continue, Anthony.

00:17:42.460 Yes.

00:17:42.760 It would be just funny if he came out like a pro-lockdown fanatic.

00:17:53.160 He's still tweeting about it, dude.

00:17:54.880 Still right now.

00:17:55.700 I don't know if he has coronavirus or just some unrelated pneumonia, but he's still tweeting about it.

00:18:01.920 I mean, because I check.

00:18:03.100 I want to make sure you don't kick the bucket on us.

00:18:04.720 I would really suck.

00:18:05.400 That'd be a great Tom Woods 2000 joke that he pulls, and he's just like, hey, guys, I've just been fucking with you this whole time.

00:18:11.420 Duh, it's real.

00:18:12.520 Like, are you kidding me?

00:18:14.660 He never said it wasn't real.

00:18:16.440 He just said.

00:18:16.780 Okay, okay.

00:18:18.280 Did you see Nick Sarwark had quote tweeted one of Tom's pneumonia tweets?

00:18:23.680 Basically, it was – I thought Nick was being a real bastard.

00:18:27.720 I don't remember exactly what the tweet was, but it was something like basically to the effect of that it serves you right because you've been talking shit about COVID this whole time, and now you've got it.

00:18:36.900 And Nick implied that Tom was lying about having pneumonia and saying that he had COVID instead.

00:18:42.860 Another bastard tweet from Nick Sarwark.

00:18:46.820 Whew.

00:18:47.820 Yeah.

00:18:49.480 He's like a really, really, really bad wrestling heel.

00:18:52.780 He's just – he wants to be the villain, but he's so bad at it because he's so insufferable.

00:18:56.820 Like, if you're going to be the villain, you have to kind of have, like, charisma.

00:19:00.120 Yeah, you have to have some kind of likeability.

00:19:02.540 You have to be – yeah.

00:19:04.020 You have to be able to chop down a tree.

00:19:07.520 Dude, you can't even chop down a twig, apparently.

00:19:11.640 Let's not talk about him.

00:19:13.460 Well, I was just going to say, I saw that the Mises Caucus Porkfest video that just dropped today, the Dan Smots one.

00:19:20.100 I think it was Dan Smots put in the whole thing.

00:19:22.560 I was in it a couple of times, and at one point I'm in it, and I never even realized it at the time.

00:19:28.180 I'm standing right next to Sarwark, and he's just standing there dressed down in, like, a T-shirt wearing, like, sunglasses.

00:19:33.860 I'm like, holy shit, that's Sarwark.

00:19:34.900 He's incognito.

00:19:36.000 Yeah, I knew that he was because people had said that he was there.

00:19:38.080 I'm like, I didn't fucking see him.

00:19:39.060 And he was right there next to me during Karen Ann Harlow's.

00:19:42.940 I didn't even say retard this time.

00:19:45.300 Nick is a retard.

00:19:47.940 He's got all kind of background noise.

00:19:50.460 He's looking at the camera like a chimp operating the phone.

00:19:55.680 He looks confused.

00:19:58.180 I'm going to change my name every time he's done here.

00:20:01.060 I'm going to make your pun.

00:20:05.480 Anthony.

00:20:05.960 Anthony.

00:20:07.540 Anthony.

00:20:09.180 What's the matter?

00:20:10.100 You've got all kind of background noise.

00:20:12.280 What's the noise going on in the house?

00:20:15.060 Oh, I'm just masturbating.

00:20:16.260 I always do it when I'm on podcasts.

00:20:24.840 That's why it's so low.

00:20:28.160 Jeffrey Toobin, man.

00:20:30.280 Well, the thing is, you know, I've done almost 200 of these,

00:20:34.240 and it's because, you know, I don't have a lot of time between.

00:20:41.420 Nah, dude.

00:20:42.300 Oh, boy.

00:20:42.940 Sam is just naturally like this.

00:20:44.420 I'm on some Delta A right now.

00:20:46.280 I mean, Anthony.

00:20:47.440 Anthony's naturally like this.

00:20:50.340 Yeah.

00:20:51.120 Well, the thing is, the reason why I didn't go on my laptop

00:20:53.760 is because I've been traveling light,

00:20:55.940 which means I didn't bring on a good mic with me.

00:21:00.840 All my stuff is in Houston.

00:21:02.800 So I'm thinking of maybe just changing device.

00:21:07.560 I feel bad to have interrupted the next Sutterworks story.

00:21:11.220 No, I mean.

00:21:12.080 No.

00:21:12.260 They wanted me to stop talking about that.

00:21:15.720 Yeah, we tried to get out of it as quick as possible.

00:21:17.620 Motherfucker.

00:21:19.640 Now, at Porkfest, though, I had actually thought that Anthony might have been drunk

00:21:24.840 plus on like Delta A or something, which is why he had passed out the way that he did.

00:21:28.640 That was at least the theory.

00:21:30.120 Like, man, he just got super fucked up on alcohol and drugs.

00:21:34.500 Anthony, you still don't believe you actually passed out, right?

00:21:36.560 When you say I was passed out, what do you actually mean?

00:21:41.360 Like, where and when did you see me?

00:21:43.300 And doing what?

00:21:44.800 Like, just outside of the Mises tent, in the grass, on the ground.

00:21:49.060 You were, I don't know, just laying on the ground.

00:21:51.680 Not him.

00:21:52.300 Jesus Christ.

00:21:53.600 Sam, can you corroborate this?

00:21:55.300 Was he passed out?

00:21:56.140 I was only there for like two days.

00:21:58.880 I changed, I changed the device.

00:22:02.100 Nice.

00:22:02.720 This is way better.

00:22:03.400 Yeah, but is my audio quality better?

00:22:05.620 Yeah, it's still, it's good.

00:22:06.760 We can actually hear you now.

00:22:08.380 And there's no noise.

00:22:08.980 I apologize.

00:22:10.380 I apologize for the first 20 minutes of this show.

00:22:13.480 It wasn't me.

00:22:14.540 It was my evil twin.

00:22:16.900 Santini.

00:22:17.720 Twin?

00:22:18.840 What's a twin?

00:22:20.360 Santini Mameroff.

00:22:22.820 Mameroff?

00:22:23.300 Oh, shit.

00:22:24.880 Serious question for you.

00:22:26.080 Do you live in the States or do you still live in Scotland or UK?

00:22:29.540 Don't say I live in the States because that's illegal.

00:22:32.640 I will get physically removed from the States.

00:22:36.120 How?

00:22:36.220 I'm going to, I'm going, because you're, because I'm on a tourist visa.

00:22:39.760 I'm only allowed to be here for 90 days at a time.

00:22:42.320 A terrorist visa?

00:22:43.400 Yeah.

00:22:44.360 Huh.

00:22:45.880 Yeah, that's how 9-11 happened.

00:22:47.960 They came on a terrorist visa.

00:22:50.160 These fucking idiots.

00:22:51.420 They don't even realize.

00:22:53.300 They don't even realize how high it goes up.

00:22:56.680 I mean, they were even, they actually had a terrorist visa.

00:23:00.500 That's what they gave Muhammad Ad on those guys.

00:23:03.000 That's what, that was my joke.

00:23:04.900 Shut the fuck up.

00:23:06.800 Get your own material.

00:23:10.920 IP doesn't exist.

00:23:12.020 Fuck you.

00:23:13.960 Well, you'll have to dig up with Kinsella.

00:23:16.020 Don't improve on my material.

00:23:18.240 Okay.

00:23:19.840 So anyway, the point is I need to, I'm just about to go on a V, though you can't call it

00:23:25.860 a visa run because if they hear the podcast and I say, I'm going to Costa Rica and a visa

00:23:31.120 run, then they'll be like, did you just go to Costa Rica so you could get back into

00:23:35.280 America?

00:23:36.600 No.

00:23:37.560 Are you trying to live here?

00:23:38.700 Okay, maybe you shouldn't be saying this on a show right now.

00:23:41.580 I'm not trying to live here.

00:23:42.820 I'm not trying to live here.

00:23:44.360 And then they go, we think you're trying to live here.

00:23:48.180 Why don't you just fuck off back to Scotland or wherever you came from?

00:23:51.880 No.

00:23:52.080 You ain't.

00:23:53.400 Were they actually let you into?

00:23:56.500 Yeah.

00:23:57.020 That's what I was going to ask.

00:23:58.080 That's why I was asking.

00:23:59.280 Yeah, how the travel situation is.

00:24:00.600 How is it going to be to get back into Scotland?

00:24:02.560 I know the UK is like fucked up right now.

00:24:04.380 It's pretty, right, okay, is this, how much you want me to talk about it?

00:24:08.880 Short version.

00:24:10.120 Short version.

00:24:11.120 The less we speak, the better.

00:24:15.400 Yeah, fuck the less.

00:24:16.260 Let's drink more.

00:24:17.460 Stop asking me so many fucking questions then.

00:24:21.960 Okay, so, you know, I've got a reputation to uphold.

00:24:25.760 People will start thinking I'm a decent human being.

00:24:29.060 So, we can't have that.

00:24:31.320 Right, so they've got this thing going on in the UK where some countries are red, some countries are amber, and some countries are green.

00:24:41.760 And if it's a red country that you're coming into the UK from, you have to quarantine.

00:24:50.160 And if it's amber, you just need to take, like, some PCR tests at your own expense and prove that you've not fucking got COVID.

00:24:58.120 And if it's green, I think you're okay.

00:25:01.100 But there's also different rules if you're vaccinated than if you're unvaccinated.

00:25:06.400 So, right now, America's amber.

00:25:10.260 I would like to go back to the UK.

00:25:13.480 I'm going to the conference in Turkey, the Hans-Hermann Hoffa conference in Turkey in September.

00:25:21.100 Nick, you're homeland.

00:25:22.180 Is that where we're kind of like Israel?

00:25:28.600 If it's going ahead.

00:25:31.100 So, I'd like to...

00:25:33.240 Go on.

00:25:34.720 Does it work the same as Israel where if you're just, like, slightly Turkish, you get free citizenship?

00:25:38.780 And a free house.

00:25:44.300 And a free...

00:25:45.200 Go over there, kick some other fucking...

00:25:48.200 What's the...

00:25:51.980 Who's the people they killed?

00:25:53.780 The Kurds.

00:25:55.000 The Armenians.

00:25:56.200 The Armenians.

00:25:57.240 You kicked some Armenian out of his house.

00:25:59.420 Oh, you were going back further than I was.

00:26:01.200 Yeah, all right.

00:26:01.640 Find the Armenians.

00:26:03.140 I dunked on some guy on Twitter and a bunch of Armenians just started liking my tweet.

00:26:08.560 Just, like, there was, like, 40 Armenians just liked my tweet.

00:26:12.420 I was like, how cool.

00:26:13.700 How'd you get their...

00:26:14.540 Do they have, like, the Armenian flag or something?

00:26:17.040 Yeah.

00:26:17.360 Their names all ended Ian.

00:26:21.460 Just a bunch of Armenians.

00:26:22.440 Anti-Turk on there.

00:26:24.140 Dude.

00:26:25.380 Fuck, chinky Uyghur.

00:26:27.380 I hate the Sultan.

00:26:28.560 So, wait.

00:26:31.200 So, Anthony, you're going to the HOPPA conference.

00:26:35.560 Yeah.

00:26:36.180 So, I want to go home before I go to that.

00:26:39.300 But if things are too fucked up, then I might not even be able to do that.

00:26:45.460 And that would mean...

00:26:47.460 Well, it's...

00:26:49.320 September...

00:26:50.220 I left Scotland in October.

00:26:54.180 And I was meant to only be away for, like, a couple of months.

00:26:57.480 So, I was meant to be back for New Year's Eve.

00:27:01.520 But it was just, like, the lockdowns in Scotland got really bad.

00:27:05.360 The second lockdown.

00:27:06.420 And I was like, fuck, I'm not going...

00:27:07.800 I'm not going back to Scotland to stare at four walls and be cold.

00:27:11.860 So, that's where the adventure all began.

00:27:13.820 But it's great.

00:27:14.540 Because I wouldn't have made friends with you guys if I'd stayed in Scotland.

00:27:19.620 And my life would be impoverished.

00:27:21.840 I think he's lying because here's the thing.

00:27:25.300 I met Anthony twice and he didn't remember who I was when I told him to follow me on Twitter.

00:27:30.200 He said, I just now found out you existed.

00:27:34.080 I don't know who you are.

00:27:35.260 I said, Anthony, you cheeky little shit.

00:27:38.240 Follow me back.

00:27:38.960 We met at the fucking Gene Epstein versus Ben Burgess debate in Florida.

00:27:45.200 We also met at Childeberg and took a picture together and spoke for a minute multiple times.

00:27:52.320 And he was on the Slurp Gang episode that I was on, too.

00:27:56.200 I'm the one that made him do the American accent.

00:27:58.720 And then he fucking big-times me on Twitter like,

00:28:01.520 I don't know who this fucking Turkish regard is.

00:28:08.120 I knew who you were.

00:28:10.140 No, you didn't.

00:28:11.180 You were big-time to me?

00:28:12.800 I just wanted to publicly humiliate you in front of all of our mutual friends.

00:28:17.140 Which you did, yes.

00:28:18.340 I can't remember who Nick Ashley was.

00:28:20.540 I can't remember who retweeted it, going,

00:28:24.540 man, Anthony just fucked Nick so hard.

00:28:30.100 He's now his slave or something like that.

00:28:34.740 It was pretty good.

00:28:37.220 Yeah, because it was, I have to say,

00:28:40.680 I can't remember exactly what I said,

00:28:42.480 but it was such a fucking burn.

00:28:44.640 And then what was it last week or something like that?

00:28:47.040 You tweeted something at me again and I did it again.

00:28:49.100 You said who?

00:28:50.600 I think you said who.

00:28:51.560 No, that was the third time.

00:28:53.060 That was the third callback.

00:28:54.640 I don't remember now.

00:28:54.760 And he's like, a week ago or something,

00:28:56.240 you tweeted, well, you tweeted slagging me off.

00:28:59.380 You tweeted, like, trying to,

00:29:01.560 you tweeted trying to give me a hard time about something

00:29:05.180 and I just replied, excuse me, who are you?

00:29:09.020 Yeah, I remember that.

00:29:10.440 I just said, it happened again.

00:29:11.880 Oh, my God.

00:29:13.560 So you guys were, like, tweeting out,

00:29:16.580 Tarragang's going live with Anthony Zamroff and blah, blah.

00:29:21.580 And we're also joined by Nick the Individual.

00:29:24.140 And I was like, who?

00:29:26.020 So that was just to score a hat trick.

00:29:29.340 Oh, I thought you meant,

00:29:30.240 I thought you were referring to yourself

00:29:31.940 when you were saying who.

00:29:32.920 No, it was just a joke.

00:29:35.300 It was just an end joke between me and Nick.

00:29:38.000 Oh, shit.

00:29:38.680 Y'all already have inside jokes together.

00:29:41.680 Let me ask you this, too,

00:29:43.000 because you're always talking about tacos

00:29:45.360 and whenever you tweet about tacos,

00:29:48.360 not, shut up.

00:29:49.280 Whenever we do, whenever you tweet about tacos,

00:29:51.200 you tag me, Ace, Cotton, Bird,

00:29:55.080 the Timeline Earth guys,

00:29:57.440 other than Bird, obviously,

00:29:59.180 the Slurp Gang podcast account,

00:30:01.360 the fucking Tower Gang podcast account.

00:30:03.460 Where did this come from

00:30:05.300 and where did you get the idea

00:30:06.580 that any of us give a fuck?

00:30:08.680 Well, he hates tacos, right?

00:30:12.360 What's this about tacos, first of all?

00:30:13.820 What's the question?

00:30:14.740 What's the deal?

00:30:15.840 I just can't remember

00:30:16.880 who was in the fucking controversy

00:30:19.980 and who wasn't, so I just...

00:30:21.540 Was it a woman?

00:30:26.540 No, Anthony doesn't talk to women.

00:30:28.500 He's gay.

00:30:30.060 Well, that's what we mean

00:30:31.300 when we say that he hates tacos, so...

00:30:33.680 No, what is your thing?

00:30:37.360 That tacos are discs?

00:30:38.600 Is that what it is?

00:30:40.420 Well, you know...

00:30:41.820 If you have to...

00:30:42.500 Shut up.

00:30:45.360 His autism is hurting us.

00:30:49.180 Nick, if you have to ask,

00:30:51.920 you'll never know.

00:30:53.880 I was telling Toad to shut up.

00:30:55.540 I'm asking you.

00:30:57.100 What was the deal about tacos being discs?

00:30:59.340 Well, we got into a conversation

00:31:02.180 at Childerberg,

00:31:05.900 which apparently

00:31:06.660 you don't want to be associated with...

00:31:09.340 No, I wasn't part of the conversation.

00:31:11.880 Wait, what was it?

00:31:12.680 Was it like,

00:31:13.440 what makes you think...

00:31:14.340 Well, a couple of people

00:31:15.300 commented going,

00:31:16.540 why wasn't I included in this?

00:31:18.660 Like, why didn't you tag me?

00:31:20.080 And I'm like,

00:31:20.600 I don't have a fucking clue

00:31:21.900 who I meant to include

00:31:22.940 in the Tacklegate inquiry

00:31:24.380 and who is exempt

00:31:25.660 from appearing

00:31:26.420 to give their testimony.

00:31:29.400 Like,

00:31:30.020 so Tacklegate

00:31:30.960 basically began

00:31:34.900 when I told some people

00:31:36.880 that

00:31:37.220 I just don't think tacos

00:31:39.740 are that great

00:31:40.420 and I don't understand

00:31:41.800 why Americans love tacos so much.

00:31:45.240 And this apparently

00:31:46.340 was some big fucking controversy

00:31:48.580 and they were like,

00:31:49.580 why?

00:31:49.900 Why don't you like tacos?

00:31:51.060 Blah, blah, blah.

00:31:51.580 And one of the things I said

00:31:53.700 was the...

00:31:54.420 I held my hand out like this

00:31:56.240 as though I was holding a tackle

00:31:58.020 and I said,

00:32:00.220 the disc...

00:32:01.180 Sorry, I'm trying to get it

00:32:02.180 in the screen.

00:32:02.740 I was like,

00:32:03.060 the disc is too small.

00:32:04.900 That was only one of my criticisms

00:32:06.560 of tacos.

00:32:07.220 I was like,

00:32:07.860 the disc is too small.

00:32:09.500 But everyone picked up on this

00:32:11.480 and thought,

00:32:13.620 A,

00:32:14.000 it was hilarious,

00:32:15.360 which they're correct.

00:32:18.900 And it's funny

00:32:20.260 because it's true.

00:32:21.160 A taco is a desk.

00:32:23.480 Yeah.

00:32:23.840 It's a desk.

00:32:25.200 I thought you were supposed

00:32:25.960 to hold them,

00:32:26.540 you know,

00:32:26.720 more like this.

00:32:27.840 It's a beckoning.

00:32:29.400 You insert...

00:32:30.080 You insert...

00:32:30.880 Feel it.

00:32:31.700 You insert feelings.

00:32:33.560 You insert feelings

00:32:34.860 into the desk.

00:32:36.620 You have sex with a taco.

00:32:39.160 I can't believe you got

00:32:40.320 the worst sexually transmitted disease

00:32:43.080 of them all.

00:32:44.600 Feelings.

00:32:46.160 The basis variant.

00:32:47.900 Best avoid.

00:32:48.640 All right.

00:32:49.440 So,

00:32:50.660 the one night stand variant.

00:32:52.580 So,

00:32:52.980 anyway,

00:32:53.640 a taco

00:32:54.180 is a desk

00:32:55.840 with fillings.

00:32:58.160 And the

00:32:58.800 desk

00:32:59.820 is slightly

00:33:01.120 too small

00:33:02.140 to contain

00:33:03.260 the fillings,

00:33:05.100 which often

00:33:05.960 fall out.

00:33:07.160 Then put less stuff in it.

00:33:08.800 You know what?

00:33:09.920 You know what?

00:33:10.340 I agree with Anthony

00:33:11.560 because I'm a burrito.

00:33:13.040 I like burritos

00:33:13.980 more than tacos.

00:33:15.840 So do I.

00:33:16.740 Burritos

00:33:17.220 are absolutely

00:33:19.880 superior to tacos.

00:33:22.620 Yes,

00:33:22.920 100%.

00:33:23.720 Yeah,

00:33:24.280 exactly.

00:33:25.100 Penises are better than vaginas.

00:33:26.720 That's what we're saying.

00:33:28.120 I like to take everything

00:33:29.040 and just mix it on a plate

00:33:30.140 and just shovel it in.

00:33:30.880 Well,

00:33:31.380 mine definitely is.

00:33:32.940 Yeah,

00:33:37.900 I,

00:33:38.220 I,

00:33:38.340 I,

00:33:39.220 so anyway,

00:33:40.700 they seized upon the,

00:33:41.980 sorry,

00:33:42.320 go on,

00:33:42.780 go on.

00:33:43.160 No,

00:33:43.400 I've honestly,

00:33:44.380 I've,

00:33:44.700 I've never

00:33:45.700 elaborated on this,

00:33:47.580 but I think I feel you

00:33:48.440 because I don't like his tacos

00:33:49.740 as much as the people do.

00:33:50.880 And I really don't see the,

00:33:52.300 I am so,

00:33:53.320 if I go to a taco place,

00:33:54.320 I'd much rather get a burrito

00:33:55.540 and it's like,

00:33:56.860 it's not even close.

00:33:57.700 So this is where Tacogate began.

00:34:02.480 It began with me saying

00:34:03.820 that tacos are overrated

00:34:05.060 and of all my criticisms,

00:34:08.480 the thing that people jumped on

00:34:09.740 was me referring to tacos as a disc.

00:34:12.200 And then I signed someone's book saying,

00:34:15.980 tacos suck,

00:34:17.860 the fillings are inferior

00:34:19.000 and the disc was too small.

00:34:22.300 And Jacob Lindsay had to admit

00:34:26.020 that tacos are not as good

00:34:27.840 as Thai food or Indian food.

00:34:31.020 He was like,

00:34:31.560 well,

00:34:31.760 you're,

00:34:32.000 you're,

00:34:32.420 you're right.

00:34:33.720 It isn't,

00:34:34.540 it is not as good as those quisits,

00:34:36.360 but I mean,

00:34:36.840 they're still good.

00:34:38.240 It was like,

00:34:38.980 eh,

00:34:39.220 whatever.

00:34:40.060 So this became,

00:34:41.600 the big thing became a debate

00:34:43.380 over whether tacos are discs or not.

00:34:46.580 And one of my favorite things

00:34:48.200 was Cotton.

00:34:50.860 No,

00:34:51.380 it wasn't.

00:34:51.860 It was Bird.

00:34:53.660 He tweeted to someone,

00:34:55.220 someone said,

00:34:57.060 someone complained about tacos,

00:34:59.000 said tacos aren't discs

00:35:00.340 because they curve them over like this

00:35:02.380 to contain the fillings.

00:35:04.020 And he's,

00:35:04.960 he tweeted to him,

00:35:06.200 please tell me you failed your,

00:35:07.720 your maths test

00:35:09.200 and spatial reasoning

00:35:10.380 or something like that,

00:35:11.820 which I just thought was extremely clever.

00:35:14.080 And I like when people say clever things.

00:35:16.960 So I give him 10 out of 10

00:35:18.960 for the spatial reasoning comment.

00:35:21.340 How are you going to make that comment

00:35:23.600 about the fillings in tacos

00:35:25.060 when the fillings in a burrito

00:35:26.340 are essentially the same thing?

00:35:27.340 They're the same fucking thing,

00:35:28.360 right?

00:35:28.540 They are.

00:35:28.900 Well,

00:35:29.520 well,

00:35:29.920 I,

00:35:30.300 you know,

00:35:30.600 I just think that I,

00:35:31.920 I'm not a tremendous fan of Mexican food,

00:35:34.600 but if I was going to have Mexican food,

00:35:37.760 I'd rather have,

00:35:39.380 do you know what?

00:35:39.860 Even better than a burrito.

00:35:41.160 Why not just a fucking burrito bowl?

00:35:43.460 Like,

00:35:43.720 just give me a bowl with like,

00:35:45.120 That's mayo monkey.

00:35:45.940 You can chuck some

00:35:51.140 huevos a la Mexicana in there.

00:35:53.880 A little bit spicy.

00:35:55.540 Of course,

00:35:56.100 I don't know what,

00:35:56.960 how Mexicans say spicy,

00:35:58.680 but you know,

00:35:59.740 I just don't think it's,

00:36:00.820 I just,

00:36:01.220 Caliente.

00:36:02.260 Caliente.

00:36:02.880 That just means hot,

00:36:03.880 doesn't it?

00:36:04.640 Yeah,

00:36:04.940 but it means the same thing.

00:36:07.060 Also,

00:36:07.400 why are we taking food advice

00:36:08.860 from a fucking Brit,

00:36:09.920 man?

00:36:11.260 You guys get,

00:36:12.200 you guys get,

00:36:12.920 aren't you a vegetarian too?

00:36:13.640 You guys get me so caliente.

00:36:15.940 I am a vegetarian.

00:36:19.040 Yeah.

00:36:19.800 We're not going to make accusations

00:36:21.260 of people being British here.

00:36:22.760 He's Scottish.

00:36:23.480 There's a difference.

00:36:24.300 All right.

00:36:24.560 Well,

00:36:25.220 well,

00:36:25.900 I mean,

00:36:27.440 you can,

00:36:28.160 you're be,

00:36:28.780 if you're Scottish,

00:36:29.680 you're,

00:36:30.000 you're both British and Scottish.

00:36:33.300 It's great.

00:36:34.260 He's not English is what it is.

00:36:36.020 Yeah.

00:36:36.640 Scotland's in Britain.

00:36:38.460 We had an independence vote

00:36:40.040 and it didn't go through.

00:36:41.400 Yeah.

00:36:41.600 Why did Scotland not succeed?

00:36:43.480 I'm sure a lot of Scottish people

00:36:45.500 consider themselves

00:36:46.960 not to be British,

00:36:48.680 but just to be Scottish.

00:36:50.160 Whereas I kind of like

00:36:51.720 being able to

00:36:53.540 jump from saying

00:36:55.160 I'm Scottish

00:36:56.820 to saying I'm British

00:36:57.980 to saying I'm European

00:36:58.960 and just like use them

00:37:00.460 interchangeably

00:37:01.420 depending on the context.

00:37:03.140 So I kind of like

00:37:03.980 being all three.

00:37:05.380 I feel like

00:37:06.200 very fluid

00:37:07.280 with my identity.

00:37:09.220 Do you also like

00:37:09.740 being retarded?

00:37:10.280 I was going to say

00:37:12.460 he looks

00:37:13.440 and he's still here.

00:37:15.320 He claims

00:37:15.860 being British.

00:37:17.040 He claims Scottish.

00:37:18.080 He sounds retarded.

00:37:19.200 He looks like Italian.

00:37:21.320 He looks Jewish.

00:37:22.240 He looks Jewish.

00:37:23.960 He kind of looks like

00:37:24.500 we could be related,

00:37:25.380 you know?

00:37:25.680 Like,

00:37:25.840 let me take these glasses off

00:37:26.940 and show my little beady eyes.

00:37:29.920 He kind of looks like

00:37:30.680 future me a little bit,

00:37:32.180 huh?

00:37:32.960 The three of us

00:37:34.600 are all Italian,

00:37:35.680 so I don't know.

00:37:36.980 You know who kind of

00:37:38.100 looks like me?

00:37:38.940 So we're all black.

00:37:40.400 Who looks like you?

00:37:41.480 Carr from Timeline Earth

00:37:42.600 looks like me.

00:37:44.060 No.

00:37:44.840 Yeah, no, he does.

00:37:46.020 A little bit.

00:37:46.460 Carr looks like

00:37:47.440 Pete Buttigieg.

00:37:48.600 No, no, me and him

00:37:49.380 both agreed.

00:37:50.080 I posted a picture

00:37:50.920 That doesn't mean

00:37:51.640 it's correct, stupid.

00:37:53.000 All right.

00:37:53.580 I posted a picture

00:37:54.280 from Porkfest

00:37:55.300 when I was giving

00:37:56.600 Anthony's talk

00:37:57.640 and then Carr messages me.

00:37:59.700 He's like,

00:37:59.920 yo, is this a picture of you?

00:38:01.000 I'm like, yeah.

00:38:01.420 He's like,

00:38:01.940 we could be like brothers

00:38:03.040 or something.

00:38:03.640 I do think y'all do look alike.

00:38:04.840 I'm at Carr at Childerberg, yeah.

00:38:06.520 Wait, Anthony,

00:38:08.280 did you hear that,

00:38:09.720 are you just now hearing

00:38:10.720 that Sam gave your speech

00:38:12.140 at Porkfest?

00:38:14.000 Is this the first

00:38:14.600 you're hearing of that?

00:38:15.460 Did you know that?

00:38:15.860 No, no, I was aware

00:38:17.380 that someone took over for me

00:38:19.540 because I had to text

00:38:21.460 to say I had a fever

00:38:23.740 and couldn't come

00:38:25.260 to give my talk.

00:38:26.960 So, a lucky escape, really.

00:38:32.000 Well, yeah, I mean,

00:38:32.820 I saw it on the schedule

00:38:33.900 and it was like 10 a.m.

00:38:35.280 up in the fucking office,

00:38:37.200 like the Anthem Theater building.

00:38:38.580 It was like Anthony Samroff

00:38:39.720 talking about

00:38:40.340 Economics 101

00:38:41.760 or Free Markets 101.

00:38:43.100 I was like,

00:38:43.380 fuck that.

00:38:43.900 I'm like,

00:38:44.200 go to that.

00:38:46.620 Yeah, they really should have

00:38:47.700 given me a prime time spot.

00:38:49.380 What do you say?

00:38:50.900 But I don't know

00:38:51.460 if I'll be back.

00:38:51.980 I don't know if I'll be back

00:38:54.280 to that Porkfest

00:38:55.860 because that whole experience

00:38:58.740 left a bad taste in my mouth

00:39:00.240 or to be so mad.

00:39:02.740 No taste at all

00:39:03.020 because you got COVID.

00:39:04.060 No taste at all.

00:39:05.920 Bad taste.

00:39:06.900 I was going to say,

00:39:07.720 bad taste in his mouth.

00:39:09.400 Did Jeremy Kaufman get to you too?

00:39:12.740 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:14.240 That's so funny

00:39:16.660 that someone sent him

00:39:17.340 a bag of dicks today

00:39:18.400 or sent him a bag of dicks.

00:39:19.700 Dude, he self-doxxed.

00:39:21.240 He posted the package

00:39:22.240 and his address

00:39:22.900 was just right there.

00:39:24.240 I fucking replied

00:39:24.980 to that tweet.

00:39:26.040 I replied to the tweet.

00:39:27.860 I said,

00:39:28.500 I told Joni this too.

00:39:29.740 I was like,

00:39:30.040 he probably doesn't give a shit

00:39:31.000 but look,

00:39:31.400 his fucking address

00:39:32.040 is just out in the open here.

00:39:33.080 He just posted it

00:39:33.680 on the timeline.

00:39:34.380 So I replied.

00:39:35.300 I said,

00:39:35.980 bro, with the self-doxxed

00:39:37.280 and he just replied,

00:39:38.320 IDC.

00:39:38.960 I don't care.

00:39:39.740 Wait, so we got to

00:39:40.460 send him stuff now.

00:39:41.660 I am going to send him.

00:39:42.860 Hell, Gus knows where he can go

00:39:44.060 to get his dick sucked.

00:39:45.200 Oh, please don't.

00:39:46.980 Wait a minute.

00:39:48.280 Are you guys talking about Guster?

00:39:49.600 Oh, God.

00:39:50.180 Oh, Nick.

00:39:50.540 Nick left it because of Guster.

00:39:52.640 Well, Nick is black

00:39:53.940 so that's expected.

00:39:55.240 But wait a minute.

00:39:56.600 I don't know if Nick

00:39:57.660 would have to be the one

00:39:58.300 to answer this

00:39:58.800 but did Jeremy Kaufman

00:39:59.960 well, Nick's back.

00:40:01.960 Did, um...

00:40:02.680 I was just fucking with y'all.

00:40:03.820 I just did it.

00:40:04.140 That was pretty good.

00:40:05.160 I just did it for the bit.

00:40:05.820 Yeah, I wasn't really leaving.

00:40:07.540 That was good.

00:40:08.220 Now, did Jeremy Kaufman,

00:40:09.660 did he get sent

00:40:11.100 the bag of dicks

00:40:11.920 by a hater?

00:40:13.180 A lover?

00:40:13.520 It was...

00:40:14.020 Or did he order them himself?

00:40:16.080 It was, uh...

00:40:17.420 I think it was

00:40:18.060 from John Waldenberger.

00:40:20.860 Dude, if I got that

00:40:21.940 I'd be like,

00:40:22.380 dude, you just bought me

00:40:23.540 gummy worms.

00:40:24.440 I bet these things are delicious.

00:40:25.460 They also sent it

00:40:26.260 with a glitter bomb too

00:40:27.380 but he actually knew

00:40:28.960 that he knew

00:40:29.580 there was a glitter bomb

00:40:30.460 in there somehow.

00:40:31.320 Like he said,

00:40:32.280 uh, glitter was detected

00:40:34.100 before, hence the towel.

00:40:35.320 He opened the package

00:40:36.120 on top of like a towel

00:40:37.300 so he didn't get glitter

00:40:38.240 all over the place.

00:40:38.980 Yeah, so...

00:40:39.640 Wait, there were

00:40:39.980 glitter bombs

00:40:40.980 are a motherfucker.

00:40:42.160 Yeah, gummy dicks, yeah.

00:40:43.460 Okay, I didn't see

00:40:44.140 this tweet, but...

00:40:45.540 Yeah, that's what...

00:40:46.260 Well, you can just...

00:40:47.360 Eat a bag of dicks.

00:40:49.060 You're Nick Ashley's now.

00:40:50.760 Yeah, you can just melt them

00:40:51.680 in the microwave

00:40:52.300 and then it's not gay anymore

00:40:53.360 if you just melt them

00:40:54.140 into one giant box

00:40:55.140 and then let it cool off

00:40:57.060 and you just eat

00:40:57.660 one giant gummy worm

00:40:59.200 in the shape of like a hole.

00:41:01.600 No, you can put it

00:41:02.600 in the shape of a dick

00:41:03.500 and just make a huge,

00:41:04.580 giant gummy dick.

00:41:06.180 Jeremy, if you're listening,

00:41:07.440 please, for the love of God,

00:41:08.480 do that.

00:41:10.000 Melt and reform it.

00:41:11.500 What's more gay,

00:41:12.780 eating a hundred tiny dicks

00:41:15.320 or eating one giant dick?

00:41:18.220 I have to say

00:41:19.040 the giant one for sure.

00:41:20.580 That's more gay?

00:41:22.420 If you suck one dick,

00:41:24.220 it doesn't mean you're gay.

00:41:25.320 Just kidding.

00:41:26.180 Bullshit.

00:41:26.780 Don't think about it.

00:41:28.220 Okay, would it be...

00:41:29.400 Okay, yeah, that's wonderful.

00:41:30.180 So let's go like

00:41:31.140 you have one like porn star

00:41:33.420 like 12-inch dong.

00:41:35.440 You have to suck it off

00:41:36.320 or 20 just below average dongs.

00:41:41.600 Yeah, micropenises.

00:41:43.320 It's micropenises.

00:41:44.200 Is this the question of the night now?

00:41:45.800 What's their ask for penis?

00:41:46.980 How does the joke go?

00:41:48.900 How does the joke go?

00:41:50.340 What's the best thing

00:41:51.580 about eating 25 dicks?

00:41:53.800 There's 20 of them.

00:41:55.720 No, no, no.

00:41:56.360 What's the best thing about...

00:41:57.460 I fucking know

00:41:58.680 I got the joke wrong.

00:41:59.680 You retard.

00:42:01.820 Did you just consistently

00:42:03.240 get jokes wrong?

00:42:04.620 No, I don't remember.

00:42:06.640 There was a call...

00:42:07.560 There was a call back

00:42:08.620 to earlier on

00:42:09.380 when I said that

00:42:10.200 I said, never mind.

00:42:11.780 The assumed thing.

00:42:13.200 Guys, what is...

00:42:14.060 I forgot all the podcasts

00:42:15.020 I'm on

00:42:17.480 and that this level of nuance

00:42:19.360 goes way above your heads.

00:42:21.620 Guys, what do black women

00:42:23.360 and Nazis have in common?

00:42:24.520 God damn it, Sam.

00:42:26.120 Kick him.

00:42:26.800 Kick him.

00:42:27.480 Boot him from the fucking thing.

00:42:28.660 I will not suffer this

00:42:31.000 on another podcast, too.

00:42:33.100 What's Sam?

00:42:33.740 What's Sam?

00:42:34.320 What is it?

00:42:34.760 What's the answer, Sam?

00:42:36.480 Oh, have you ever seen

00:42:38.180 the movie Hidden Figures?

00:42:40.300 I'm really...

00:42:41.540 Gonna leave.

00:42:44.840 It's that they all work

00:42:46.000 for NASA, Nick.

00:42:47.020 Yeah, I know.

00:42:47.960 You've never heard that before?

00:42:49.480 They invented NASA.

00:42:51.080 Oh, shit.

00:42:51.940 God damn it.

00:42:52.860 Now you know

00:42:53.320 who's fucking up jokes.

00:42:54.160 Well, that's my thing, anyway.

00:42:56.200 That's always what I do.

00:42:57.100 I told it wrong on purpose.

00:43:00.140 Boom.

00:43:01.140 See, no...

00:43:01.820 See, no, it's a running joke.

00:43:04.360 Right, right.

00:43:05.040 But now, as far as

00:43:05.740 the gummy thing is concerned,

00:43:06.920 though, if you're talking about

00:43:07.500 eating them and not

00:43:08.400 sucking them off,

00:43:09.140 I think the smaller ones...

00:43:10.500 Eating a bunch of smaller ones

00:43:12.060 is clearly less gay

00:43:13.040 because...

00:43:13.500 Like, think about it.

00:43:14.420 If you eat, like,

00:43:15.340 a small animal whole,

00:43:16.800 you're eating its dick

00:43:17.720 and you're not even

00:43:18.480 thinking about it, so...

00:43:19.460 We don't eat animals whole.

00:43:20.840 What kind of fucking

00:43:21.520 caveman are you?

00:43:22.920 This is...

00:43:23.540 No, that's actually

00:43:24.340 why Anthony went vegetarian.

00:43:25.960 He's like,

00:43:26.160 I'm sick of eating

00:43:27.080 animal dicks.

00:43:28.360 I'm gonna eat

00:43:29.240 vegetables instead

00:43:30.580 that actually...

00:43:31.960 They just are

00:43:32.740 in the shape of dicks.

00:43:34.020 It's just...

00:43:35.340 Fucking carrots.

00:43:36.380 There are a lot

00:43:37.440 of vegetables

00:43:39.060 that are in the shape

00:43:40.080 of dicks

00:43:40.640 now that you come to mention it.

00:43:41.900 Almost all of it.

00:43:42.820 Squash.

00:43:44.280 Eggs and plants.

00:43:45.520 Carrots.

00:43:46.840 I was gonna say,

00:43:48.240 it's...

00:43:48.680 Everything is, like...

00:43:50.400 Pretty much everything

00:43:51.440 is either, like,

00:43:53.780 line or a carved line.

00:43:56.820 Well, everything's made out of...

00:43:57.940 There's only so many shapes

00:43:59.120 you can get, really,

00:44:00.620 when you think about it.

00:44:01.880 So everything is a disc.

00:44:03.760 Everything's either phallic

00:44:04.940 or, like, a...

00:44:05.660 It depends what angle

00:44:07.140 you look at it from.

00:44:09.000 From some angle,

00:44:09.900 it probably does look like a disc.

00:44:11.080 Oh, shit.

00:44:11.320 Anthony the postmodernist.

00:44:13.820 For our next discussion topic,

00:44:16.440 the age of consent.

00:44:18.640 I was gonna say,

00:44:19.500 about eating the 20

00:44:20.400 versus the one giant one,

00:44:21.600 I think it's...

00:44:22.320 The more funny it is,

00:44:23.800 the less gay it is.

00:44:25.660 So, I think the small 20

00:44:27.820 blowjob is pretty...

00:44:29.540 It's way more funny

00:44:30.680 than the one giant one.

00:44:31.540 That's, like,

00:44:31.840 more serious business.

00:44:33.020 As long as you're wearing socks

00:44:34.220 while you're doing it,

00:44:35.140 it's not gay.

00:44:35.820 As long as you...

00:44:37.320 As long as you tap on the ass

00:44:38.700 and say,

00:44:38.980 no, no, no, afterwards.

00:44:39.900 It's not gay.

00:44:41.280 Well, Nick,

00:44:41.820 you must be really super gay

00:44:43.360 because you're not funny.

00:44:44.820 I walked right into that one,

00:44:50.260 didn't I?

00:44:50.900 Holy shit.

00:44:52.120 Oh, my God.

00:44:53.400 Boom.

00:44:55.100 You did.

00:44:56.320 You walked into it

00:44:57.480 like a big deck.

00:44:58.640 A deck.

00:45:05.140 Why do you guys say

00:45:06.080 eyes as E's, bro?

00:45:08.040 I don't know,

00:45:08.680 but it gets particularly

00:45:09.880 bothersome

00:45:12.520 when I say

00:45:13.900 the word sex,

00:45:15.780 like the number sex,

00:45:17.180 but you guys think

00:45:18.060 I'm saying sex,

00:45:19.800 which I don't think they say.

00:45:21.220 I don't think they sound

00:45:21.880 similar at all

00:45:22.700 because when I say sex,

00:45:23.880 I say sex.

00:45:25.600 And when I say sex,

00:45:26.860 I say sex.

00:45:27.600 He just said the same word

00:45:29.540 four fucking times.

00:45:31.300 Yeah, but...

00:45:32.320 Yeah, I can have...

00:45:33.200 I said that one up for you.

00:45:34.740 It's that fucking Seinfeld bit.

00:45:35.560 It's that Seinfeld...

00:45:36.680 This was literally

00:45:37.700 in Seinfeld

00:45:38.340 where he was just like...

00:45:39.900 The woman...

00:45:40.620 I think it was a British woman.

00:45:41.920 It was like,

00:45:42.320 do you want to come home

00:45:42.880 up at six?

00:45:44.680 And he was like,

00:45:45.480 what?

00:45:47.020 Was it?

00:45:47.660 Man,

00:45:47.900 I usually remember

00:45:49.420 every Seinfeld bit

00:45:50.340 and I don't really remember that one.

00:45:51.820 It's a Seinfeld bit.

00:45:53.340 I wish I could do

00:45:53.800 a good Jerry Seinfeld impression.

00:45:55.760 That'd be so funny.

00:45:56.600 I would be saying

00:45:57.240 so much funny shit.

00:45:58.560 Say all the white

00:45:59.500 racial slurs

00:46:00.160 in Jerry Seinfeld's voice.

00:46:03.020 Who are these

00:46:04.020 mayo monkeys?

00:46:05.460 What's the deal

00:46:06.300 with all these

00:46:06.840 mayo monkeys?

00:46:08.860 What's going on

00:46:09.740 with the chalk roach

00:46:10.520 next door?

00:46:12.180 I can do like

00:46:13.240 a good Hank Hill one though.

00:46:14.480 Hey, Anthony,

00:46:14.980 what's your favorite

00:46:15.480 racial slur?

00:46:17.980 I'm not really sure

00:46:18.980 that I can tell you

00:46:20.820 what it is.

00:46:22.020 Oh, that's okay.

00:46:22.540 You can talk about

00:46:23.800 neggers on the show.

00:46:27.860 Whatever it is,

00:46:29.100 nobody will understand

00:46:29.960 what you're saying anyway,

00:46:30.880 so it doesn't matter.

00:46:32.140 Hey, Anthony,

00:46:32.860 when did you last

00:46:33.520 beat your wife?

00:46:36.200 We all have a favorite

00:46:37.220 racial slur.

00:46:37.840 Come on.

00:46:38.400 A girl asked me that

00:46:39.220 today if I beat my wife.

00:46:40.340 Am I allowed to go?

00:46:43.500 I mean,

00:46:44.040 you could just,

00:46:45.380 I think that I get

00:46:46.880 a pass on using

00:46:48.360 the word kike,

00:46:49.260 don't I?

00:46:52.340 Play the J card.

00:46:55.080 Are you Jewish?

00:46:57.860 I'm from a Jewish

00:46:58.880 background.

00:47:00.140 Okay, with that,

00:47:00.780 yeah, fair,

00:47:01.400 that's good.

00:47:01.920 So is Nick.

00:47:02.860 No, I'm not, fucker.

00:47:04.940 That's like,

00:47:05.360 I tweeted the other day,

00:47:06.600 I was like,

00:47:07.020 hey guys,

00:47:07.440 we really need to stop

00:47:08.140 talking about the kikes

00:47:09.160 or something.

00:47:10.340 I saw that.

00:47:12.800 Did you get in trouble

00:47:13.520 for it at all?

00:47:14.320 I didn't even,

00:47:15.160 I didn't even like the tweet

00:47:16.940 because I was like,

00:47:17.360 I don't want this.

00:47:18.720 I don't want some

00:47:19.380 particular.

00:47:19.500 You told me to tweet it.

00:47:21.160 You said tweet that.

00:47:22.940 I said tweet it.

00:47:24.460 I didn't.

00:47:24.900 Oh, okay.

00:47:26.920 Because it's coming off

00:47:27.880 of Reed Coverdale

00:47:30.660 getting nailed for,

00:47:32.580 or people are getting

00:47:33.620 him backlash

00:47:34.320 because he has

00:47:35.220 Ryan Dawson on.

00:47:36.680 And so I said,

00:47:37.240 hey guys,

00:47:37.620 stop making fun

00:47:38.120 of the kikes.

00:47:39.240 Yeah, from that guy.

00:47:39.660 Bobby,

00:47:39.940 why are you yelling

00:47:40.540 racial slurs

00:47:41.360 on the internet?

00:47:43.920 Todd,

00:47:44.340 what's your favorite

00:47:44.780 racial slur?

00:47:46.260 Oh, God.

00:47:49.120 I don't,

00:47:49.560 dude,

00:47:49.960 that's like choosing

00:47:51.560 my favorite child.

00:47:52.920 I can't choose one.

00:47:53.720 I love them all equally.

00:47:59.680 There's one that

00:48:00.580 irritates you more

00:48:01.460 than the rest of them.

00:48:05.120 What?

00:48:05.420 A kid?

00:48:06.240 No.

00:48:07.420 That's a great joke.

00:48:08.680 Who's your favorite

00:48:09.560 member of the

00:48:10.480 Tower Gang podcast?

00:48:12.980 Sorry,

00:48:13.460 that's not the right

00:48:14.060 question.

00:48:15.160 The right question is

00:48:16.220 who's your least

00:48:17.120 unfavorite?

00:48:18.220 Who do you find

00:48:22.560 the least

00:48:23.200 objectionable?

00:48:25.540 Uh,

00:48:25.960 Clint.

00:48:28.680 That's easily,

00:48:29.620 that's...

00:48:30.220 Yeah, my

00:48:31.720 least unfavorite

00:48:33.180 is like

00:48:33.680 Bard.

00:48:34.140 He seems okay.

00:48:38.600 My least

00:48:39.540 unfavorite

00:48:40.120 is definitely

00:48:40.560 Ace.

00:48:43.000 Um,

00:48:44.040 I,

00:48:44.920 yeah,

00:48:45.400 because...

00:48:47.100 Mine would have

00:48:48.000 to be Ace

00:48:48.400 because he's the only

00:48:48.980 one that has me

00:48:49.380 unblocked,

00:48:49.940 so...

00:48:50.220 Yeah,

00:48:55.340 I,

00:48:55.520 I've never

00:48:56.540 ingested

00:48:59.140 much of

00:49:00.100 these,

00:49:01.360 uh,

00:49:01.540 this,

00:49:01.840 uh,

00:49:02.080 younger generation

00:49:03.020 of libertarian

00:49:04.180 podcasts,

00:49:04.860 unfortunately.

00:49:05.820 I feel like I,

00:49:06.960 I missed out

00:49:07.880 on all the fun.

00:49:09.840 And it's not like

00:49:11.100 you can go back

00:49:11.740 and listen to it

00:49:12.400 now because,

00:49:13.620 you know,

00:49:14.320 you had to be there

00:49:15.160 at the time.

00:49:17.280 I don't know about that.

00:49:18.220 You're part of it

00:49:18.600 right now.

00:49:19.320 This is the time.

00:49:20.220 We're making history

00:49:21.200 right now.

00:49:21.680 This is the time

00:49:22.360 to remember.

00:49:23.260 This is,

00:49:23.800 we're fucking doing

00:49:24.380 it right here.

00:49:25.480 People are gonna

00:49:25.880 look at,

00:49:27.840 look back at this

00:49:28.920 and go,

00:49:29.820 oh yeah,

00:49:30.320 I remember

00:49:31.060 2001 July.

00:49:33.280 Those were the

00:49:33.740 halcyon days

00:49:34.760 and they will be

00:49:36.020 because we'll be

00:49:36.600 looking back on it

00:49:37.580 from the fucking

00:49:38.400 gulag.

00:49:39.720 So,

00:49:40.020 the only thing

00:49:41.080 that anyone's

00:49:41.660 gonna remember

00:49:42.120 is that Anthony

00:49:42.780 said the word

00:49:43.420 kike on live.

00:49:47.340 The only,

00:49:48.260 by the way,

00:49:48.960 the only word

00:49:50.140 that he said

00:49:50.800 that he didn't

00:49:51.460 sound like he had

00:49:52.000 an accent

00:49:52.360 when he was

00:49:52.820 saying.

00:49:55.680 Maybe it's

00:49:56.380 like,

00:49:56.500 I would think

00:49:57.420 Anthony's saying it.

00:49:58.560 Kike.

00:49:59.740 Like,

00:50:00.140 like,

00:50:00.600 like,

00:50:00.920 like,

00:50:00.940 like,

00:50:00.960 like,

00:50:00.980 like,

00:50:01.040 or,

00:50:01.600 or noise,

00:50:02.280 like,

00:50:02.420 this isn't even

00:50:07.040 my real accent.

00:50:09.000 I just cultivate,

00:50:10.160 I've,

00:50:10.400 I've been here

00:50:11.160 in the US

00:50:11.880 the whole fucking

00:50:12.700 time.

00:50:13.340 I just cultivated

00:50:14.240 this persona

00:50:15.080 to make myself

00:50:15.900 unique within

00:50:16.540 the liberty

00:50:17.060 movement.

00:50:18.420 That's all.

00:50:19.540 That would be

00:50:19.980 very,

00:50:20.380 that would be

00:50:20.740 so much like

00:50:21.620 somebody,

00:50:22.220 like,

00:50:22.440 some libertarian

00:50:23.200 podcaster.

00:50:23.900 That'd be so much

00:50:24.540 like them to do.

00:50:25.960 What's the difference

00:50:26.440 between a regular

00:50:27.020 Scottish accent

00:50:27.940 and like a

00:50:28.660 Glasgow accent?

00:50:30.720 Glaswegian?

00:50:31.700 Yeah.

00:50:32.700 The thing is,

00:50:33.800 there's actually

00:50:34.460 several,

00:50:35.260 there's several

00:50:36.240 Glaswegian accents.

00:50:37.840 Jesus Christ.

00:50:39.400 Just in that one

00:50:40.360 city,

00:50:40.700 there's a bunch

00:50:41.640 of,

00:50:41.840 there's some people

00:50:42.720 in Scotland

00:50:43.240 that you wouldn't

00:50:43.760 even be able to

00:50:44.340 fucking,

00:50:44.760 there's some people

00:50:45.260 in Glasgow

00:50:45.760 that you wouldn't

00:50:46.220 be able to

00:50:46.640 understand.

00:50:47.780 There's a,

00:50:48.180 there's a video

00:50:48.860 that,

00:50:49.600 they speak with

00:50:50.780 such strong accents

00:50:51.960 that you wouldn't

00:50:52.820 able,

00:50:53.380 you wouldn't be able

00:50:53.920 to understand

00:50:55.000 a whole sentence.

00:50:56.480 Can you do

00:50:56.860 an impression

00:50:57.320 of one?

00:50:58.940 I could,

00:51:00.760 but I'm just

00:51:01.140 not going to.

00:51:02.560 Damn it.

00:51:03.520 How is it that

00:51:04.220 that tiny ass

00:51:05.340 little island

00:51:05.900 has so many

00:51:07.380 different accents

00:51:08.200 that vary so widely,

00:51:10.280 but if you go

00:51:11.160 to like America,

00:51:12.140 I mean,

00:51:12.460 how different

00:51:13.060 do Americans

00:51:13.720 sound to you?

00:51:14.540 Like if you get

00:51:14.900 a guy from

00:51:15.320 the East Coast,

00:51:16.160 like let's say,

00:51:17.380 let's just say

00:51:18.640 like Virginia,

00:51:19.520 some random

00:51:20.100 East Coast state.

00:51:21.520 Virginia's on

00:51:22.000 the East Coast,

00:51:22.540 right?

00:51:22.700 I'm retarded

00:51:23.180 in geography.

00:51:24.040 I'm just kidding.

00:51:24.780 I know Virginia's

00:51:25.200 in geography.

00:51:26.300 Or like,

00:51:26.720 versus California,

00:51:30.520 like how different

00:51:32.300 do those people

00:51:33.020 sound to you?

00:51:33.620 I was surprised

00:51:34.480 when I went to Florida

00:51:35.680 because I thought

00:51:36.760 that Floridians

00:51:37.860 would basically sound

00:51:39.080 like Californians

00:51:40.300 more or less,

00:51:41.600 but they don't.

00:51:42.460 They sound different.

00:51:43.220 but obviously like,

00:51:44.880 yeah,

00:51:47.500 you know,

00:51:48.020 you know a Texan accent,

00:51:50.500 you know one from,

00:51:51.740 you know,

00:51:52.540 Alabama.

00:51:55.080 Some,

00:51:55.620 some are quite generic.

00:51:56.880 Some accents

00:51:57.360 are quite generic.

00:51:58.160 You know,

00:51:58.360 there's a strong

00:51:59.060 Boston accent,

00:52:00.700 but I mean,

00:52:01.340 there's New Jersey,

00:52:03.320 the stereotypical one.

00:52:04.920 There's probably

00:52:05.460 a whole bunch

00:52:06.180 of New York accents,

00:52:07.460 aren't there?

00:52:08.640 So,

00:52:08.960 yeah,

00:52:09.660 yes,

00:52:10.200 yes,

00:52:10.540 there are.

00:52:11.000 We got the long

00:52:11.580 I'm like,

00:52:12.080 some accents are more

00:52:12.660 generic than others.

00:52:14.740 What's funny is I have,

00:52:15.920 I have Scottish relatives.

00:52:17.920 They live in,

00:52:18.540 well,

00:52:19.820 I probably shouldn't talk

00:52:20.400 to them,

00:52:21.000 but,

00:52:21.220 yeah,

00:52:21.760 they live in Scotland.

00:52:23.800 I was going to give

00:52:24.200 the actual place

00:52:24.980 where they live at.

00:52:25.000 They live at such and such

00:52:25.920 an address.

00:52:26.740 Send them a bag of dicks.

00:52:29.220 They live at 414 Maple Street.

00:52:32.520 Actually,

00:52:32.980 they live in Eyemouth.

00:52:34.120 That's where they live at.

00:52:34.940 It's a tiny,

00:52:35.620 I don't know what that is.

00:52:37.120 They live in your mouth?

00:52:38.240 What?

00:52:38.820 Well,

00:52:39.060 you are from Alabama,

00:52:40.100 so it makes sense.

00:52:40.800 Well,

00:52:41.000 they come back to Alabama

00:52:42.860 and they stay long enough

00:52:44.600 to where they mix between,

00:52:46.120 they have a Scottish,

00:52:47.040 Alabamian,

00:52:47.860 like,

00:52:48.200 southern accent,

00:52:48.940 and it's hilarious.

00:52:50.440 And they say whenever

00:52:51.040 they go back to Scotland,

00:52:52.640 everybody wants to hear

00:52:53.420 them talk.

00:52:54.600 That's hilarious.

00:52:55.500 Because they're like,

00:52:56.640 because there's nothing

00:52:57.700 more interesting

00:52:58.260 in that boring-ass

00:52:59.140 little town they live in.

00:53:00.220 It's so exotic,

00:53:01.240 man.

00:53:01.980 Dude,

00:53:02.960 there's a guitar player

00:53:04.240 for Dragon,

00:53:04.860 his name is Herman Lee.

00:53:06.380 He plays for Dragon Force.

00:53:08.380 He is Chinese

00:53:09.560 and he learned

00:53:10.480 how to speak English

00:53:11.520 in England

00:53:12.700 from an English teacher

00:53:14.040 in England.

00:53:14.820 So his accent

00:53:15.900 is one of the strangest

00:53:16.760 things I've ever heard.

00:53:17.600 It's a Chinese guy

00:53:18.440 with like a Chinese accent

00:53:19.640 where he messes up

00:53:20.260 his R's and his L's,

00:53:21.320 but he has an English accent.

00:53:22.440 It's very weird.

00:53:23.080 It's very trippy.

00:53:25.260 Mixed accents

00:53:25.880 are really weird,

00:53:26.580 but they're also really cool.

00:53:28.520 Yeah.

00:53:29.360 Nick,

00:53:29.680 do you listen to

00:53:30.120 Queens of the Stone Age?

00:53:32.200 Some of their stuff,

00:53:32.940 yeah.

00:53:33.580 What do you ask?

00:53:34.860 No,

00:53:35.140 because I was listening

00:53:35.920 to you on Slurp Gang today

00:53:37.460 and you said

00:53:37.760 you were in the Desert Rock.

00:53:39.320 No,

00:53:39.520 that was Jay

00:53:39.980 that said that.

00:53:40.580 All right,

00:53:40.800 but you said

00:53:41.260 you were into it too.

00:53:42.240 You were like Kaius.

00:53:43.320 Yeah,

00:53:43.640 I like Kaius.

00:53:44.620 I do.

00:53:45.980 Thanks for listening,

00:53:46.840 buddy.

00:53:47.720 They've spawned

00:53:48.740 Queens of the Stone Age

00:53:49.560 basically,

00:53:50.040 right?

00:53:50.820 Yeah.

00:53:51.500 Josh Holm,

00:53:52.280 yeah,

00:53:52.540 the main,

00:53:53.500 yeah.

00:53:53.820 Josh Homme.

00:53:55.280 Homme?

00:53:55.880 Josh Homo?

00:53:56.460 Oh.

00:53:58.400 You said that,

00:53:59.340 not me.

00:54:00.260 Well,

00:54:00.480 he is a queen

00:54:01.120 of the Stone Age,

00:54:02.160 so.

00:54:02.740 What kind of music

00:54:03.360 do you like,

00:54:03.880 Anthony?

00:54:05.640 Yeah.

00:54:07.420 Classic rock.

00:54:10.000 What did you say,

00:54:10.900 F.I.?

00:54:11.860 Oh,

00:54:12.220 I was going to say,

00:54:13.260 if I ask what music

00:54:14.880 you like,

00:54:15.280 what bands come to mind?

00:54:17.700 Yeah,

00:54:17.920 I love Queen,

00:54:19.360 The Doors,

00:54:22.420 The Who,

00:54:22.960 Billy Joel,

00:54:27.180 I like 80s stuff,

00:54:32.940 Tears for Fears,

00:54:33.940 but I guess,

00:54:34.940 I like,

00:54:36.460 probably the best decade

00:54:38.240 in music,

00:54:39.040 in my opinion,

00:54:39.940 is like the 70s,

00:54:41.120 because such a diverse

00:54:43.740 range of music,

00:54:44.820 and I love a lot

00:54:46.060 of all of it,

00:54:47.260 from,

00:54:48.000 you know,

00:54:48.480 prog to the opposite,

00:54:49.920 which is punk,

00:54:50.640 like,

00:54:51.620 there's all that

00:54:52.240 disco stuff,

00:54:54.200 even the pop music,

00:54:55.260 I mean,

00:54:55.720 you fucking take ABBA

00:54:56.800 over whatever shit's

00:54:58.100 in the charts today,

00:54:59.640 and you had like,

00:55:02.300 I feel like rock music

00:55:04.060 really reached its,

00:55:06.660 um,

00:55:07.460 pinnacle.

00:55:08.620 Yeah,

00:55:09.300 pinnacle in the 70s,

00:55:10.620 because you had like

00:55:11.780 the 50s stuff,

00:55:13.440 and then the bands

00:55:14.780 in the 60s,

00:55:15.740 like the Beatles,

00:55:17.700 and the Rolling Stones,

00:55:18.980 and the Beach Boys,

00:55:20.440 each tried to develop

00:55:22.060 50s rock and roll music

00:55:24.380 in a different direction,

00:55:25.900 like,

00:55:26.700 um,

00:55:27.200 but you still hear a lot

00:55:29.540 of 50s stuff

00:55:30.940 in the 60s music,

00:55:33.860 and then by the time

00:55:35.500 of the 70s,

00:55:36.400 they'd like,

00:55:37.620 Queen and Led Zeppelin,

00:55:39.140 although I'm not a huge

00:55:39.920 Zeppelin fan,

00:55:40.840 but yeah,

00:55:41.680 Sabbath,

00:55:42.260 all of this stuff,

00:55:43.480 they made it,

00:55:44.360 you know,

00:55:44.800 they saw how heavy

00:55:46.000 they could make it,

00:55:47.060 they like,

00:55:48.860 um,

00:55:50.080 they were more,

00:55:50.980 they were better musicians,

00:55:52.720 technically,

00:55:53.380 they were better players,

00:55:55.960 and people wanted to see

00:55:56.920 how far you could take it,

00:55:58.800 and I think

00:55:59.860 everything branched off

00:56:01.800 into little sub-genres

00:56:02.960 in the 70s,

00:56:03.860 so I guess I love

00:56:04.980 70s music the most,

00:56:06.200 but I like a lot

00:56:07.220 of 60s stuff as well,

00:56:08.920 and I don't just like rock,

00:56:10.220 like,

00:56:10.580 I like electronic music,

00:56:12.540 um,

00:56:13.440 I'm pretty open-minded,

00:56:14.800 like,

00:56:15.220 I,

00:56:15.460 I always listened to

00:56:16.900 new music

00:56:18.040 when I was in my late teens,

00:56:20.060 like,

00:56:20.480 ah,

00:56:21.160 mid to late teens,

00:56:22.200 I,

00:56:22.400 like,

00:56:22.560 became a goth,

00:56:23.360 and I liked 80s rock,

00:56:25.020 80s goth music,

00:56:26.340 like,

00:56:26.760 um,

00:56:28.140 industrial,

00:56:29.000 I used to wear eyeliner

00:56:30.140 and put black nail polish on

00:56:31.700 and go out in the weekend,

00:56:32.520 oh,

00:56:32.780 yeah,

00:56:33.280 it was a proper goth,

00:56:37.420 and then,

00:56:38.080 as I got,

00:56:40.420 yeah,

00:56:40.780 I was into heavy metal,

00:56:42.060 but then,

00:56:43.160 I kind of mellowed out,

00:56:44.540 and I didn't prefer

00:56:45.340 as much heavy music,

00:56:46.580 there's only a couple

00:56:47.200 of heavy bands

00:56:48.160 that I really still like,

00:56:50.040 now,

00:56:50.800 um,

00:56:51.140 Megadeth,

00:56:52.020 Opeth,

00:56:53.160 Children of Bodom,

00:56:53.980 beautiful,

00:56:55.220 rest in peace,

00:56:57.100 Alexei Lehow,

00:56:57.780 he died,

00:56:58.240 like,

00:56:58.460 a few months ago,

00:56:59.360 are you serious?

00:57:00.480 Yeah,

00:57:00.680 he died,

00:57:01.180 yeah,

00:57:01.420 man,

00:57:01.720 I was,

00:57:01.920 dude,

00:57:02.240 this shit gutted me,

00:57:03.080 I love Children of Bodom,

00:57:04.120 and whenever he died,

00:57:04.900 I was like,

00:57:05.640 Jesus Christ,

00:57:06.640 he must have been,

00:57:07.460 he must have been in his 30s,

00:57:09.160 he's 41,

00:57:09.900 I think was his age,

00:57:10.720 yeah,

00:57:10.820 he had,

00:57:11.040 he had,

00:57:11.620 like,

00:57:11.760 he had chronic health problems,

00:57:13.360 man,

00:57:13.560 he was,

00:57:13.860 he was fucked up for a long time,

00:57:15.220 from what I understand,

00:57:15.760 man,

00:57:15.920 you never hear about that with rockers,

00:57:17.420 that's crazy,

00:57:22.600 that,

00:57:22.840 that,

00:57:23.160 that's so weird,

00:57:24.020 that I would bring them up,

00:57:24.900 I've not listened to them for fucking years,

00:57:26.460 but,

00:57:27.340 um,

00:57:28.760 that's,

00:57:29.620 um,

00:57:29.720 it's any Samarkoff,

00:57:30.840 somebody in the chest,

00:57:32.020 it's any Samarkoff,

00:57:33.460 love that,

00:57:34.480 I have seen you with,

00:57:35.900 like,

00:57:36.040 the long hair,

00:57:36.980 except it was more of a skullet,

00:57:38.320 because you had the bald,

00:57:39.400 still,

00:57:39.900 thanks,

00:57:40.120 yeah,

00:57:40.380 you with the long hair,

00:57:41.320 the skullet,

00:57:42.840 yeah,

00:57:43.120 that's why I shaved my head completely,

00:57:45.060 because if I let it grow,

00:57:45.960 I get a skullet,

00:57:46.800 so,

00:57:46.960 fuck that,

00:57:52.360 I thought we,

00:57:53.380 I thought Anthony was gonna say something,

00:57:55.140 dude,

00:57:55.740 I don't know,

00:57:56.260 man,

00:57:56.480 you just,

00:57:58.240 I'm just bashing the skullets,

00:58:00.180 no,

00:58:00.440 hey,

00:58:00.760 Toad,

00:58:01.020 play that fucking video,

00:58:02.180 I want it,

00:58:02.400 this is really funny,

00:58:03.800 well,

00:58:04.040 last time I tried to,

00:58:04.860 I couldn't get the audio to come through,

00:58:06.300 then,

00:58:06.460 like,

00:58:06.800 should somebody else do it,

00:58:07.880 or,

00:58:08.620 I like Black Sabbath Volume 4,

00:58:10.440 that's just like,

00:58:11.080 oh yeah,

00:58:11.900 I know,

00:58:12.440 that's a good idea,

00:58:12.760 they've got so many good,

00:58:13.860 I mean,

00:58:14.240 the next one,

00:58:15.000 the fifth one,

00:58:15.660 Sabbath,

00:58:16.040 Bloody Sabbath,

00:58:16.460 that's one of my favorites,

00:58:18.420 a lot of people's favorite,

00:58:20.600 it's in the Twitter chat,

00:58:21.860 Nick,

00:58:22.040 Oh,

00:58:22.400 this thing?

00:58:23.300 Yeah.

00:58:24.000 Oh shit,

00:58:24.660 I got you bro,

00:58:25.540 you talking about the Australia thing?

00:58:28.320 It's not Australia.

00:58:29.760 Dude,

00:58:30.020 we're gonna have to run a test,

00:58:31.500 to see why I can't,

00:58:32.620 yeah,

00:58:32.760 it's Australia,

00:58:33.920 what do you mean?

00:58:34.160 What are we talking about?

00:58:34.700 That guy is not Australian.

00:58:36.520 No,

00:58:37.000 the strongest Irish accent you'll ever hear.

00:58:38.860 Strongest Irish accent.

00:58:40.220 We should still talk about the Australia thing too though.

00:58:43.780 Send it in the private chat here,

00:58:45.200 Cole,

00:58:45.400 I don't see it.

00:58:46.100 All I see is the Australian article.

00:58:48.300 I'm gonna,

00:58:48.680 I'm gonna put it in there right now.

00:58:50.200 Yeah,

00:58:50.440 go ahead.

00:58:50.700 No,

00:58:50.860 no,

00:58:50.960 no,

00:58:51.120 it's in the TP,

00:58:51.980 it's in our Tower Gang chat on Twitter.

00:58:53.840 I just put it in,

00:58:54.540 I put it in the Tower Gang chat,

00:58:56.560 in the,

00:58:57.060 well,

00:58:57.340 it's in the,

00:58:57.620 I put it in the,

00:58:58.200 the world's strongest Irish accent.

00:58:59.680 He's not Irish,

00:59:00.700 you asshole,

00:59:01.240 he's Scottish.

00:59:01.600 He was talking,

00:59:02.340 when he was talking about accents,

00:59:04.060 I want to just,

00:59:04.640 it's the funniest shit.

00:59:06.520 I just want to see if any of you can understand what he's saying.

00:59:09.760 All right,

00:59:10.300 Toad,

00:59:10.740 it's up if you're ready.

00:59:11.560 Let's hear it.

00:59:12.640 All right,

00:59:12.980 I'm adding to the stream.

00:59:15.880 You have to get to the point,

00:59:16.940 right?

00:59:17.680 Ah,

00:59:18.080 why'd my taskbar come back up?

00:59:19.460 Nick,

00:59:20.420 all that porn.

00:59:22.260 Oh,

00:59:22.560 wait,

00:59:22.740 I'm sorry,

00:59:23.160 I've Chrome muted.

00:59:24.060 Hang on.

00:59:25.880 Dumbass.

00:59:26.920 Shut up.

00:59:28.020 Share what my file,

00:59:28.940 I'll put for this.

00:59:30.320 My name is Sham.

00:59:31.420 Can you guys hear that?

00:59:32.500 Is that coming through?

00:59:33.640 Yes.

00:59:33.900 Yes.

00:59:34.740 Yeah,

00:59:34.940 because we've been invited by a very special character.

00:59:38.440 I hear he's a local legend,

00:59:39.920 and his name is Sham.

00:59:40.880 Oh,

00:59:41.580 look at that.

00:59:43.560 Come read,

00:59:44.040 look at that.

00:59:44.960 Sham,

00:59:45.300 how are you?

00:59:45.920 Good on,

00:59:46.240 my dear.

00:59:46.960 We're here in Calarney today.

00:59:48.420 Nice to meet you.

00:59:49.460 Are you from Calarney?

00:59:54.300 Okay,

00:59:54.960 wait.

00:59:55.900 Wait.

00:59:57.780 I don't think this guy has a really strong accent.

01:00:00.200 I think he's just retarded.

01:00:04.140 Look at his teeth.

01:00:06.760 Look at his face.

01:00:08.480 Oh,

01:00:08.640 hold on,

01:00:09.260 hold on.

01:00:09.400 We're echoing really bad.

01:00:11.460 Who's sharing his entire window?

01:00:14.060 I don't know,

01:00:14.220 man.

01:00:14.400 I don't know.

01:00:15.560 But so,

01:00:16.180 who cares?

01:00:16.800 All I have is...

01:00:17.520 I don't know.

01:00:17.540 You got a morning bread.

01:00:19.840 Morning bread.

01:00:21.300 And come here,

01:00:21.880 Sham,

01:00:22.160 we're trying to figure out

01:00:22.920 what makes Calarney so special.

01:00:24.560 What do you think makes it a great town?

01:00:25.880 Alright,

01:00:26.400 I'm kidding.

01:00:27.280 Definitely morning in Calarney.

01:00:28.660 All the tourists win one of that.

01:00:30.940 Not hold on the door.

01:00:32.480 Yeah.

01:00:33.120 Lots of tourists around.

01:00:33.880 The tourists don't get out of me.

01:00:35.360 It's great,

01:00:35.860 isn't it?

01:00:36.160 Great.

01:00:36.500 Give me your job away.

01:00:37.560 And what's your favorite thing about Calarney?

01:00:39.700 Timmy Connell,

01:00:40.580 my best singer.

01:00:41.540 Shut it in.

01:00:42.640 Timmy Connell,

01:00:43.360 from Shut it in.

01:00:44.000 This motherfucker talks like

01:00:45.340 a Shakespeare character.

01:00:46.760 He's just speaking Gaelic.

01:00:48.820 Yeah,

01:00:49.300 I can't understand a lick of...

01:00:50.880 Anthony,

01:00:51.340 can you understand any of this shit, bro?

01:00:56.680 Bro,

01:00:57.320 you there,

01:00:57.800 Anthony?

01:00:59.280 I think he's frozen.

01:01:00.300 He's frozen.

01:01:02.160 Anthony looks like a fucking

01:01:03.360 velociraptor.

01:01:06.200 This is the most awkward episode.

01:01:08.360 This is like Jesus Christ is a halo.

01:01:11.780 Dude,

01:01:12.200 this is seriously

01:01:12.920 the most awkward episode

01:01:14.060 we've ever done.

01:01:15.160 And that's to end something.

01:01:16.380 Why might I go in?

01:01:17.640 Because this is your

01:01:18.480 whole window

01:01:20.020 instead of just the YouTube.

01:01:21.840 No, no, no, no.

01:01:25.420 What do you mean?

01:01:26.640 That's all you can do.

01:01:28.640 What?

01:01:29.080 No.

01:01:29.240 No.

01:01:31.800 Good player to me, Conor.

01:01:33.260 Yeah?

01:01:33.560 Good player.

01:01:33.920 Good player.

01:01:36.040 And I tell you

01:01:36.800 what we're going to do today.

01:01:37.760 Tell me if you think

01:01:38.280 this is a good idea or not.

01:01:39.380 We're going to go with a Jarvie.

01:01:41.300 Jarvie?

01:01:41.860 Yeah?

01:01:42.080 Good idea?

01:01:43.560 I don't know.

01:01:45.360 I'm a farmer.

01:01:47.780 You're a farmer?

01:01:48.500 I'm a child farmer.

01:01:50.100 And is this your regular spot?

01:01:51.380 We're in O'Connor's Bar.

01:01:52.280 I've got Jacksdale's doing, I said.

01:01:54.960 Jacksdale's doing, Jacksdale's doing.

01:01:56.180 Jacksdale's doing.

01:01:57.120 Okay.

01:01:57.840 I'll move around.

01:01:59.500 I'll move around.

01:02:00.140 I'll move around.

01:02:00.180 I'll move around.

01:02:00.200 I'll move around.

01:02:00.220 I'll move around.

01:02:00.300 Like, okay.

01:02:02.360 But come here.

01:02:03.040 Is this your favourite pub in town?

01:02:04.480 No, I'll drive them there.

01:02:06.320 They're good to you.

01:02:06.860 They're good to you?

01:02:07.620 Linda's good to me.

01:02:09.000 Linda.

01:02:09.720 Linda's good to me.

01:02:10.440 Linda's good to you.

01:02:11.240 She's back there somewhere.

01:02:12.240 She's hiding from the camera.

01:02:13.120 I'm hiding from the camera.

01:02:13.720 And what's the Pint of Guinness like here, Sham?

01:02:15.660 Good.

01:02:16.160 I've got loads just in my life.

01:02:18.060 So you recommend Killarney anyway.

01:02:21.720 Best town in Ireland.

01:02:22.460 Best town in Ireland.

01:02:23.500 Yeah.

01:02:23.920 True town.

01:02:24.500 And what age do you know, Sham, do you mind?

01:02:25.980 71, go on.

01:02:27.700 I've got my back in the season.

01:02:29.120 71, go on.

01:02:31.420 Well, you're doing great for 71, aren't you?

01:02:33.080 Great.

01:02:33.820 Thank God.

01:02:34.500 I'm going to see 78.

01:02:36.000 Oh, of course you will, yeah.

01:02:37.200 Absolutely.

01:02:38.160 And what's the crack like with all the lads here in the bar?

01:02:40.600 Great, nice, lad.

01:02:42.000 I'm enjoying this.

01:02:43.080 See what's the crack like?

01:02:44.140 I'm enjoying my brother.

01:02:44.900 It's mostly big.

01:02:48.900 We're on television now on RT1.

01:02:59.520 About two weeks' time.

01:03:01.020 Three weeks' time on the Today Show.

01:03:02.280 RT1, then.

01:03:03.000 Do you ever watch?

01:03:03.840 RT1.

01:03:05.000 Get a bet.

01:03:05.480 Get a bet.

01:03:08.120 It's going to be on.

01:03:09.260 October, there.

01:03:10.560 Oh, I couldn't tell you what day, Ed.

01:03:12.320 I don't know what day.

01:03:13.500 But you know, do you ever watch the Today Show on RT1?

01:03:16.180 You don't, do you?

01:03:17.120 We're on Gabe Orton.

01:03:17.980 Not Gabe Orton, no.

01:03:20.860 What about the Today Show?

01:03:22.340 The Today Show.

01:03:23.340 What about the Today Show?

01:03:24.480 Well, maybe the Night Late Show.

01:03:25.660 This is on the Today Show.

01:03:27.980 It's better than the Night Late Show.

01:03:30.100 Do you mind Gabe Orton?

01:03:30.800 This is the new night.

01:03:31.520 You're serious.

01:03:31.540 I had that.

01:03:31.980 I had that.

01:03:32.160 I had that.

01:03:32.260 I had that.

01:03:32.660 I had that.

01:03:33.160 I had that.

01:03:33.600 I had that.

01:03:33.820 I had that.

01:03:34.160 I had that.

01:03:34.380 So finally, Shyam, the nation is watching now on RT1 on the Today Show.

01:03:38.800 Do I as well as well, or just you guys?

01:03:40.920 Yeah, it's really echo.

01:03:43.000 It's because Nick is retarded.

01:03:45.200 There we go.

01:03:45.820 No, so Nick, when you share your screen, you can share your entire screen, or you can share

01:03:50.560 a specific window, like just the browser window.

01:03:53.620 No, dude.

01:03:53.680 That's what you need.

01:03:54.560 Yeah, I've done it before.

01:03:55.580 I mean, that's what you need to do.

01:03:56.000 What do you mean?

01:03:56.740 All I could share is, oh, never mind.

01:03:59.200 You're right.

01:04:01.720 You're going to disagree with me, the software developer here?

01:04:05.680 Yes.

01:04:05.920 No, I'm not disagreeing with you, the software developer.

01:04:08.300 I'm disagreeing with you, the retard.

01:04:10.760 Even though I am the one who couldn't figure out the audio thing before, and Clint got it

01:04:14.160 working that other time.

01:04:15.880 I know you're Scottish, but could you understand that at all?

01:04:18.740 I could actually understand some of it.

01:04:21.500 I think if I had it on an actual television, and I could hear it in proper sound quality,

01:04:26.660 I think I would have been able to make out most of it.

01:04:30.160 It's just pretty funny, because the guy just continues talking, and you can tell, even

01:04:35.540 the guy that's actually fucking Irish has no idea what he's saying.

01:04:39.520 He had a few, I think that guy probably drank it.

01:04:42.900 He said he was only 71.

01:04:44.120 He looked kind of rough for 71.

01:04:45.620 His nose was massive.

01:04:48.640 Like, the big giant gin blossom nose that he'd been drinking since he was 13 years old.

01:04:53.300 Are you saying the Jews are just drunks?

01:04:58.480 It's all that baby dick blood.

01:05:00.820 So what you're saying is that the guy has poo brain from drinking so much.

01:05:04.720 I think that he has as many brain cells as he has teeth, is all I'm saying.

01:05:09.440 I think that's pretty based in my opinion.

01:05:10.620 This is the worst podcast ever.

01:05:14.020 I was saying whenever you cut out for the fourth time that this is the most awkward show we've

01:05:18.420 ever done.

01:05:19.920 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:05:20.920 I'm sure.

01:05:21.480 I'm sure.

01:05:21.980 That's the equivalent of, this never happens, honestly.

01:05:26.340 It's never happened before.

01:05:27.780 No, my fucking, no, my, my, my, my laptop just didn't have the bandwidth to deal with

01:05:36.860 this level of regardation.

01:05:39.200 What kind of fucking punk ass laptop are you using?

01:05:42.820 A hundred dollar Chromebook?

01:05:43.980 The problem is we're looking forward to Dave Smith and we're just looking right past you,

01:05:49.320 Nancy.

01:05:49.540 I'm sorry.

01:05:51.640 Yeah.

01:05:52.000 It's like, um, if you're a professional better, like I am, it's, it's a look ahead spot.

01:05:56.600 You know what I mean?

01:05:57.160 You're like, you don't bring your A game when you have that huge, uh, huge performance on

01:06:02.880 deck on Dick.

01:06:06.420 What the fuck was that kind of joke?

01:06:08.360 How did you get Dave Smith to appear?

01:06:09.860 It was a Scottish accent joke.

01:06:12.000 Dave follows all of us.

01:06:14.980 How did you get him to, like, how did you get him to appear on your show?

01:06:18.760 Seriously.

01:06:19.720 We haven't yet.

01:06:20.820 He might bail after watching this.

01:06:22.160 Yeah, he might bail.

01:06:23.820 He sucked his dick, obviously.

01:06:25.440 The thing is, we're very connected with all of his friends.

01:06:30.040 And so, like, we just.

01:06:31.780 We threatened his family.

01:06:35.640 That's what happened.

01:06:36.760 Shut up and stop asking questions, goddammit.

01:06:40.120 Yeah, so you guys want to know what really.

01:06:41.720 Well, all I'm going to, all I'm saying is it's going to look a little bit better on your

01:06:45.880 CV than it is on his.

01:06:48.440 I don't have a CV.

01:06:51.060 Resume.

01:06:52.060 I know what that means, dummy.

01:06:53.720 Yeah, I don't have a resume.

01:06:55.340 Yeah.

01:06:56.120 Cock vagina?

01:06:57.840 If you did have a resume.

01:07:03.440 Hey, Sam, is that a bass back there?

01:07:06.240 Yeah.

01:07:06.840 I'm just noticing it.

01:07:08.640 Yeah, it's a Fender Bronco Squire bass.

01:07:11.560 A Bronco?

01:07:12.440 Oh, OJ approves.

01:07:14.620 Yeah, it's a.

01:07:16.660 It was like $100.

01:07:17.300 Oh, don't you have a Bronco?

01:07:19.060 Yes.

01:07:19.920 Bronco the car, the truck.

01:07:22.120 Yeah, and I also murdered my ex.

01:07:25.680 Allegedly.

01:07:26.440 Wait, so did the glove fit?

01:07:29.220 On my penis.

01:07:29.780 No.

01:07:30.780 His hands are tiny.

01:07:32.260 Yeah, so you guys know when you're in like a gas station and you're just trying to like,

01:07:35.740 you know, get something like a drink or like cigarettes or something and you're like rushing

01:07:41.100 and there's just, there's just like some, there's just some old dude in front of you

01:07:46.920 just like buying lottery tickets.

01:07:48.360 He's like buying like 30 lottery tickets.

01:07:50.820 It's like, dude, you're not going to win.

01:07:52.360 Like, you're just wasting my time.

01:07:54.620 Well, yeah, and you're giving money to the state.

01:07:56.240 Like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

01:07:57.620 Yeah, it's just like, that's just like a loser addiction because like, at least if you're

01:08:00.860 addicted to drugs, you get something out of it.

01:08:03.340 That's my opinion.

01:08:05.260 Well, I certainly do.

01:08:07.680 Yeah.

01:08:08.000 So, how long does this shit show go on for?

01:08:15.300 I was about to say, we've been going for over an hour.

01:08:17.480 This is probably a good time to wrap.

01:08:19.400 I can tell things that things are, I can tell that things are coming to a screeching, awkward

01:08:23.500 halt because the giant sweaty autistic hand has grabbed the handbrake and pulled it on

01:08:29.580 this awful retard train.

01:08:31.760 So, we are.

01:08:33.280 Regard train.

01:08:34.380 Hey, I'm not the one getting booted from this stream for saying anything, buddy.

01:08:38.000 So, what we have to do right now is, Anthony.

01:08:41.760 Not let Fat Dave back in.

01:08:43.260 Do you have any plugs that you want to get out?

01:08:46.080 Fat Dave is the least worst member of the show.

01:08:51.440 Look.

01:08:51.940 Hell yeah.

01:08:52.320 That's an interesting way for you to come out of the closet.

01:08:55.840 Yeah, how did you see his penis?

01:08:57.260 What?

01:08:59.180 Anarcho underscore Bush.

01:09:00.660 Yeah, follow Sam at Anarcho Bush.

01:09:03.800 Anthony, what's your plugs, brother?

01:09:05.660 You can look up Scottish Liberty Podcast.

01:09:12.600 You can look up Be Yourself and Love It Podcast.

01:09:15.920 I'm now on Twitter, basically thanks to you guys.

01:09:20.220 That's right.

01:09:20.880 We basically bullied him into getting on Twitter.

01:09:23.700 That's true.

01:09:24.460 I never used Twitter much before this year, but after being at Childerberg, I started using it.

01:09:30.960 Yeah, Childerberg was born out of Twitter, so it was only appropriate.

01:09:34.740 You guys get, like, I had, I'm not exaggerating when I say that you guys are basically responsible for me getting thousands of followers.

01:09:45.820 That's correct.

01:09:46.300 At least 2,000.

01:09:47.920 I didn't have that many people following me before.

01:09:51.400 But, um, so that was quite, I, so that was quite interesting.

01:09:57.220 But, so, yeah, I don't know.

01:10:00.100 Like, I'm all over the place, man.

01:10:01.900 I'm the only Anthony Samroff in the world.

01:10:03.660 If you want to find me, you know where to fucking find me.

01:10:06.300 Dope.

01:10:06.720 Anthony, by the way, I did have a question.

01:10:09.060 So, I do actually have Scottish relatives, so should I send them, like, would they be, like, if they're fully, uh, blue-pilled and fucking, what's that?

01:10:23.180 If they're fully blue-pilled, would it be, uh, good to still send them your way and just be, like, or is it just, like, jumping into, like, a full red pill automatically?

01:10:33.520 The Scottish Liberty podcast does not just, um, cover Scottish events.

01:10:40.560 It's pretty fucking, like, it's just libertarian shit.

01:10:45.900 So, but what I would do, I mean, I recommend anyone go to mises.org and type my name into a search there and read, like, I've got articles that are aimed at explaining economics to not, you know, to, they're basically,

01:11:03.520 um, a lot of my articles are just basically refuting quite common, um, status fallacies.

01:11:13.360 And I think they're pretty good articles.

01:11:14.820 Like, uh, I wrote 150 theater reviews before I ever wrote about economics.

01:11:21.040 So, what I basically try to do is take stuff that you do when you write a theater review and apply it to economics to make my articles a bit more punchy.

01:11:31.840 I try and include humor in them.

01:11:33.600 So, there might be something in there for them.

01:11:36.160 All right.

01:11:37.660 That should have been my, damn it, that should have been my plug.

01:11:41.160 Well, good, man.

01:11:42.960 Well, and you've got your UBI book as well.

01:11:44.740 All the, uh, yeah, I know people can go on Amazon and buy my book, but, um, yeah, uh, that's, uh, yeah, that's, that's something you could do as well.

01:11:56.080 Yeah.

01:11:57.440 And be yourself and love it as a masturbation podcast.

01:12:01.740 All of my podcasts are masturbation podcasts, especially for the ladies.

01:12:07.260 Cause you know how sexy they find the Scottish accent.

01:12:09.720 Yeah, sure.

01:12:11.820 Do I?

01:12:12.580 I don't know.

01:12:13.480 Just as sexy as the Massachusetts, the Boston accent.

01:12:16.740 Which I don't have.

01:12:20.960 There's a lot of things that you don't have.

01:12:27.360 It's whatever they find exotic, man, as far as the accent is concerned.

01:12:31.400 Yeah.

01:12:32.000 Now, by the way, Anthony, does the carpet match the drapes?

01:12:36.000 Does it?

01:12:37.980 His hair was black.

01:12:39.180 How the fuck is it like?

01:12:40.740 He's bald.

01:12:41.400 He wants to know if it's yarmulke shaped.

01:12:43.440 My, um, my.

01:12:45.420 Do you put a yarmulke on?

01:12:47.380 As it also happens, my pubic hairs are ginger.

01:12:52.880 No, dude.

01:12:53.880 My armpit hairs are ginger.

01:12:55.380 My Scottishness.

01:12:56.520 We're going to call him Anthony the Red.

01:12:57.040 My Scottishness is revealed.

01:13:00.020 Yeah.

01:13:00.400 I was going to say that it was kind of odd that you have, like, jet black hair and beard.

01:13:05.540 It's not that odd.

01:13:07.300 My great-grandparents escaped from Ukraine.

01:13:12.380 So.

01:13:13.540 That's right.

01:13:14.240 Samarov does sound kind of Slavic.

01:13:16.640 Yes.

01:13:17.620 Did they get out about the same time as, uh, Michael Malice's family?

01:13:22.140 Like, maybe.

01:13:23.860 1905.

01:13:24.600 That might.

01:13:25.620 You'd have to ask Michael Malice.

01:13:27.420 Michael Malice, like, was born in the, uh, USSR.

01:13:31.180 Yeah.

01:13:31.540 Yeah, he was born in Ukraine.

01:13:32.900 I just didn't.

01:13:33.400 I don't know.

01:13:33.740 I don't know how old Anthony is.

01:13:34.600 Michael Malice is 126 years old.

01:13:38.280 That's not what I meant, you asshole.

01:13:40.060 You're making me look bad now.

01:13:41.560 Answer show.

01:13:42.240 Cut the feed.

01:13:42.860 Well, I mean.

01:13:45.120 All right.

01:13:45.640 116.

01:13:46.380 Sorry.

01:13:47.100 Fucking roast.

01:13:47.580 Yeah.

01:13:48.120 To be fair.

01:13:49.360 To be fair, Nick doesn't have.

01:13:52.160 Doesn't require any help to look bad.

01:13:54.460 So.

01:13:56.120 Cease to assist.

01:13:59.540 It's the last time he'll cut his own hair.

01:14:02.040 Nah, Nick.

01:14:02.520 I think it looks pretty good.

01:14:04.000 It's the last time I'll be invited on Tower Gang.

01:14:07.260 You're not right, it is.

01:14:08.180 I don't fucking know why you invited me in the first place.

01:14:12.740 You know, you know how much of a handful I am.

01:14:15.180 I was there when you got invited.

01:14:17.420 We like, we like, we like big handfuls.

01:14:21.040 Yeah.

01:14:21.760 I like a big handful too.

01:14:23.900 Oh shit.

01:14:24.940 Of your mum.

01:14:28.340 That's the perfect joke to end it on.

01:14:29.740 That's the perfect joke to end it on.

Tower Gang - July 28, 2021

Ep 22 - Highly Regarded w⧸ Antony Sammeroff and Sam

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