Tower Gang - Ep 172 - Rapeapalooza

00:00:00.000 it's kawa again wednesday motherfuckers 1.00

00:00:11.120 what's up breedhards i'm trying to start a cult here baby so i can make a third of my dick into 1.00

00:00:19.500 toads mussy you want to kill me or you want to give me a boner i don't know 1.00

00:00:25.620 when i say fuck the jews it means i'm horny 1.00

00:00:28.620 hello is me i'm retarded 1.00

00:00:31.360 have you guys ever had the mythical where they go full thing in and then do that shit where they 0.99

00:00:35.260 the three of you have a threesome of some kind i was watching it and jerk off 0.99

00:00:42.300 he was a 10 in real life she's like a dead 8 0.99

00:00:50.480 lewis you're like a brother to me donald trump come on tower gang that is

00:00:56.100 tower gang is the most offensive podcast 1.00

00:00:58.500 fat dick fuck you man 1.00

00:01:00.480 it's not what this show is about shit is retarded 1.00

00:01:08.600 ladies and gentlemen it's wednesday 1.00

00:01:14.020 oh no it's a perfect oh it's a perfect song

00:01:22.040 good song uh yeah okay we just switched to a different song okay

00:01:26.180 okay it's a little more upbeat i feel like guys just just letting you know that

00:01:29.540 yeah no top and apparently no laney at it

00:01:31.940 watch next week he'll come back and he'll do this he'll be like i was just sitting out a week

00:01:35.900 just to see how you guys handled without me

00:01:37.900 he's playing mind games with us he's just going

00:01:41.460 he actually uh finally joined the 40 percent unfortunately

00:01:44.460 oh that's not even funny yeah oh laney did oh yeah yeah yeah

00:01:48.640 we want him to be the 60 percent that's clear right 0.95

00:01:51.780 all right cool stay with say we want yeah we want to stay with 60

00:01:54.760 i want laney to be a hundred percent of the time 60 0.99

00:01:57.300 yeah 60 of the time it works every time yeah just a little just everyone asks

00:02:04.260 about the laney edit uh usually top brings that uh so he's on here so he

00:02:07.900 fucked that up uh i just want you to know that one or not 0.93

00:02:11.020 i think so i don't i don't know but what i'm gonna say 0.85

00:02:15.080 this is what we're gonna find out so yeah two weeks ago we found out that i'd like

00:02:18.860 what percentage i gave to the show and what it was

00:02:22.960 is it's all the percentage like whatever you add up

00:02:25.180 mine is just the rest of it it's just whatever glue that keeps together

00:02:28.080 right top is just like 40 percent of the production value but not even that

00:02:33.160 he's like 95 the production value because it's just everything he brings it in and so when he's 0.95

00:02:38.280 gone we're figuring out like oh man he's such fucking he yeah it's not good when he's gone 0.95

00:02:43.720 because we got nothing we got uh nada by the way raven open invitation 0.99

00:02:48.680 uh we need another spick uh and you're the next next closest uh let's just go mailbag and pray to god

00:02:56.340 that top joins us yeah all right you think you think what what's going on do you think he's like

00:03:01.780 we can't do it without him is that what you're saying clint do you think you mean it's weird

00:03:05.460 it's like no of course we can do it without it it's just it's just jarring it's jarring clinton's

00:03:09.540 not here i i think i was able to download the laney edit if you guys want it we can

00:03:14.340 yeah there is one i could use a pick me up oh let's go okay there is one okay i just thought

00:03:18.980 i just thought the trune didn't do it for us okay just don't let him have a different line

00:03:22.900 him as a trune he says it lovingly i do yeah in the most respectful and loving way possible 1.00

00:03:29.620 you're retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded what's up retards 1.00

00:03:38.340 i want to listen to music from the hood i don't ever want to step foot in it yes right 1.00

00:03:44.340 i've been we're trying for another one and in the back of my mind i was like it would be me

00:03:48.340 that gets a retarded baby like but it would be so cool and i'm like oh you and your dad is our new 0.93

00:03:53.300 intro yeah this is just the intro what the are you doing he didn't 1.00

00:03:58.020 fuck his mom just stop it he just had a dick in her cut it 1.00

00:04:05.540 this is bad this is bad i thought it was an edit from last week i 1.00

00:04:08.660 it was a new intro i didn't even notice that we didn't even use the new intro did we we

00:04:12.660 use the old intro we used the old intro no no i was i was thinking that when it was going on

00:04:16.580 i was like this is the old intro intro that doesn't have the laney edit leading into the

00:04:20.740 intro there is no there is no version of the new intro without laney can we just talk for a second

00:04:26.180 i know we don't we always slip into big brain when it's not the full squad but i just have to point

00:04:30.820 out that please i was wearing wearing a nephilim death squad shirt sitting next to peter bogosian for

00:04:36.580 the past two hours talking about that uh some armenian dude no he's a jesus christ you guys

00:04:43.700 literally know nothing uh he's one of the ghost fucks himself that's my last guess i hope he peter 0.91

00:04:51.380 but goes to hell um anyways peter bogosian he's he's one of the academics uh along with james lindsey 0.99

00:04:59.380 that wrote those papers that uh we're like talking about rape culture and is he as faggy as james lindsey 0.99

00:05:03.940 is i'm not engaging with this uh anyways we say what's on your heart yeah so i'm sitting there i'm 0.99

00:05:13.860 sitting there with a fucking nephilim death squad shirt talking to him about the nature of existence 0.96

00:05:17.860 he's arguing in favor of atheism and i'm making the the counter argument for the existence of god and 0.99

00:05:22.500 i'm just like my life is very fucking strange and then i'm gonna come in here and say racial slurs 0.99

00:05:26.180 yeah i love that you're talking like listen motherfucker i was on mushrooms i was listening 0.99

00:05:30.260 to some black guy sing the greatest song of all time explain that to me oh you're gonna tell me 1.00

00:05:36.420 there's no god because i listen to the music in my fucking corvette for four and a half hours and i'm 0.99

00:05:40.500 pretty sure i had a moment i had a moment where i was touched by an angel and that angel's name was 0.97

00:05:47.060 i don't know what was that guy's name psilocybin it was anthony something what was it i don't even

00:05:53.460 remember the the the black guy that sung that song come on clint you listen to that song the moment has

00:05:59.460 passed who cares you know it was a great great jam i'll listen to it the next time i have an accidental

00:06:04.500 shrimp trip um but so basically what we were what we were arguing about was uh you know whether or not

00:06:11.460 like human beings are the only uh species in the universe and he believes that they are and i was

00:06:16.660 saying i was saying okay well if you believe that we are the only you know planet they're not 0.98

00:06:20.740 planetary life species on earth well that's planetary life whatever the fuck dude only 0.99

00:06:26.180 sentient species in the universe yeah don't be a faggot jesus jesus was just the name of the uh 1.00

00:06:31.780 the mexican guy that was invited to that threesome oh god all right i can't do this seriously i 0.99

00:06:38.100 fucking forget it just read the mailbag i was listening i think it was going somewhere it was 0.88

00:06:42.820 it was but it's no go go ahead go just go ahead no no i want to hear this honestly if i do this 0.97

00:06:48.980 then you guys are just going to say this episode sucked because clint dragged it into

00:06:51.540 brick bench no no no no no no i'm not doing it i'm not doing it we don't just do it now you're 0.99

00:06:57.380 making it weird no you're making it weird yeah it's like you already touched my dick like finish 0.99

00:07:01.780 the job like yeah you're you're stroking me and you're looking me in the eyes and you're going it's 0.99

00:07:06.580 not homosexual it's not homosexual and then you put your lips on it and you're like it's now it's 1.00

00:07:10.580 homosexual okay big brain blue balls could you please read the mailbag all right do we have the 0.99

00:07:17.140 uh the mailbag uh song i don't know this is worse than clint's painting of josie yeah that's not 0.99

00:07:23.140 content oh sorry that was not a segue to get into clint's painting okay just making sure you're like

00:07:30.660 uh i don't be fun to do the show but uh just oh if we all drew each other i think it'd be really

00:07:35.300 fun we were we were planning to do that but then top uh disappeared so now we're not well i don't

00:07:40.020 think we were going to do it in this episode i don't have a canvas at hand no we were going to do

00:07:43.540 it this episode although also uh clint's going to give that boob line to every one of us it doesn't 0.83

00:07:48.020 matter who he gets he's still going to give the same boob line he gave to josie to all of us that's 0.72

00:07:51.380 just how it's going to work the it is it is it is my signature move all cleavage exceeding cleavage 0.98

00:07:59.860 is my artistic talent to what the fuck is the hold up here mark vestibule yeah well yeah well 0.86

00:08:08.820 i i i haven't heard the uh the abo singing man because it's because it's always it's top he has 0.69

00:08:14.180 the soundboard i told you he has 90 percent it's not here mark vestibule said he took the sounds with

00:08:22.500 him would you rather be dropped in an african hellscape and have to survive on your own for three days 1.00

00:08:27.860 risking death disease etc or spend an entire year being a shabbos goy for ben shapiro i still don't

00:08:35.060 know what that is that's that's the way i don't know that's what like when ben shapiro goes into

00:08:40.180 the sabbath and he's no longer able to do like normal things normal human beings can do because 0.51

00:08:44.740 i know they're better than us or some dumb shit so then jeremy boring comes and turns his lights off 0.82

00:08:50.100 for him yeah and then he goes just kidding guys uh no now these are the current terms because i have 0.97

00:08:56.900 been whispering in my ear from a from a can so what it is is basically like it is a basically a

00:09:02.500 sin for them to do to do anything on sabbath and so they're just like instead we'll just get a goy

00:09:09.060 we'll just tell a goy what to do and they'll do it for us and they literally have it it's literally

00:09:13.140 called a shabbos goy and they go so it's like um like they'll have a guy like if they he can't get

00:09:18.740 on his phone to retweets but he can have someone else retweets to him so it's what judaism is in

00:09:24.900 its entirety it's just tricking god that's all it is oh yeah it's the funniest dude i we needed at 0.86

00:09:30.260 least at one point do a deep dive onto the funny shit they do on sabbath to like still to like trick 0.62

00:09:36.340 god like y'all saw the thing of the girl that she was like she was selling that light that because 0.93

00:09:41.700 they can't they literally cannot flip a license they can't use electricity right and so yeah or this 0.95

00:09:46.820 shit yeah this was funny too not a loophole this is how we make coffee on sabbath can we just sum it up 0.97

00:09:51.940 it's a minute and a half long he just kind of changes the order in which he he instead puts 0.96

00:09:56.980 the grounds in the cup and dumps hot water into the cup and so because the hot water been boiled 0.99

00:10:02.180 from yesterday he's able to do that and it's not technically cooking the it's it's fucking retarded 0.98

00:10:07.460 you're still making you're brewing coffee yeah or there was the one where it was like it's a light 0.78

00:10:12.900 in like a in like a cylinder and then like if you twist it there's just a cover on the cylinder and

00:10:18.260 you have to open up the light but the light was always on so it's technically not turning on a

00:10:22.980 light it's just opening a window basically or some shit like that the jews are just always coming up 1.00

00:10:26.900 with loopholes they literally it's so funny what they do and like and so they'll uh shabbos goy so 0.95

00:10:31.780 you would have to basically be uh bench piero's butt dog for like uh every saturday this is a

00:10:38.420 i would still do that serious question i'm taking a serious answer blacks oh yeah this here's the 0.95

00:10:43.940 this is electricity on shabbos this means that we cannot turn on and off lights but we can benefit

00:10:50.900 if the light is already on kosher innovations created this shabbos lamp let me show you how it

00:10:56.660 works the light is already on all you have to do is turn it we start a band i should be what it's

00:11:03.300 called kosher vibrations but it's just hidden behind plastic that's yes very wasteful this

00:11:11.460 serious question do they stop their wars on saturday oh no i think that's what that's where the usa

00:11:18.580 relationship comes in the goy does it for them we are we're there we're there's shabbos goy the u.s

00:11:23.700 is israel's shabbos goy someone tweet that

00:11:29.860 you can have it ben shapiro actually i bet ben shapiro would actually agree with that to be like

00:11:35.140 well i would say that actually that is kind of right if you look at it in a logical sense of the

00:11:39.460 word if you look at our culture we're clearly superior so it only makes sense for us to take a

00:11:42.900 leading role in the advancement of your nation to answer your question i want to say that they do

00:11:48.500 have like weird like they have a cutout they have exemptions and it's just like if you're fighting

00:11:53.540 if you're like in the middle of a war like you can you don't have to stop like it's not like i think

00:11:57.700 the killing must continue even on the senate

00:12:03.940 what's the emergency situation what's the term they always use for government emergencies where it's

00:12:08.100 like oh it's that it's every time every time there's emergency a state you know what don't worry

00:12:12.020 what god has to say it's an emergency guys guys there are hospitals to be bombed what are we waiting for

00:12:18.500 like listen the answer here is is clearly to go with the jew root because you're you're still

00:12:23.220 going to be like sheltered healthy whatever yeah i'd be a shabbos boy if you're in it's three days

00:12:28.420 it was three days to survive you want three days in africa i'm sorry is that what it was oh it's

00:12:34.900 three you're right three days in africa or an entire year as i mean i would i mean i might need

00:12:40.100 more details like i guess you know i've had i'm leaning towards the africa one africa hellscape i don't know

00:12:47.140 that's so vague what does that mean that means let's say deepest darkest jungles of africa three

00:12:52.100 days you have to survive i think mark just means any part of africa because he's a total racist

00:12:57.540 but uh it's all the same it's like you go to egypt 0.93

00:13:02.660 oh wait south africa is not where you want to get white people now get me the out of here 1.00

00:13:08.580 i'll be the boy every day look at somalia i would be the shabbos boy for ben shapiro i don't care like

00:13:16.100 i would i would like at least it would be because i would though it would make for great content to 0.94

00:13:20.420 have yes that's what i'm saying like that would be way more hilarious i had to jerk him off i did this 0.96

00:13:24.180 and that and more yeah because i'm pretty sure they can't have sex they can't do anything i would only 0.99

00:13:27.940 take that job if it was like i can walk away at any moment wait they can't have sex that would be 1.00

00:13:32.340 such a great power position to be in to where you can just with him you know you know you make 0.96

00:13:36.820 sign an nda though just pretend like i maybe i maybe i survive africa i'll tell you one thing i

00:13:43.300 don't survive is an entire year of saturdays taking marching orders from ben shapiro i am going to end

00:13:48.580 up in prison for sure oh yeah so like a guy you're like i could literally pick you up yeah dude like

00:13:54.820 i'm gonna throw like he's gonna tell me to make him tea and i'm just gonna throw him off his balcony 0.71

00:13:58.980 like yeah but if you're if you're but you know the great thing is you can with it because it's so

00:14:03.540 i guess it is just as a binding agreement to ben shapiro as it is to you so he also has to have

00:14:08.660 you as his goy for a year so you can everything up and he can't do anything about it to just like

00:14:14.580 force him to listen to me for yeah exactly so you have to he has to so you're going out 0.98

00:14:20.180 bitch if you're in his goy dude you get to stare at his sister he can't do anything i got 364 days 1.00

00:14:26.180 left with you dude how often does i do anything about it either yeah that's great i get 52 saturdays 0.99

00:14:33.860 to talk ben into not being a anymore also and also you can like you can with his tea you can make it

00:14:39.540 as bad as you want to because he can't change it it's literally so you can just put that's kind of

00:14:44.100 that's a good point actually you can piss it and you'd be like what are you gonna make it yourself 0.99

00:14:49.380 bitch is it shellfish or some shit what are our jews not allowed to eat something yeah uh they can't 1.00

00:14:53.700 eat uh ham all right so i sneak in his room at night turn the light on and run away like you don't know 1.00

00:14:58.580 what happened yeah i turn on the lights i fucking i sneak ham into his pizza and his eggs and shit 0.99

00:15:03.620 turning on a dude that would turn them off but like on and off real quick and then run away and then 0.99

00:15:08.660 then you're like what no just turn it on because they can't turn it off so if you're just like in

00:15:14.580 the middle of the night you go in and just turn on their light like on like at saturday at midnight 0.99

00:15:18.260 just turn on the light and be like fuck you and then run out do you could do more than that just 0.99

00:15:22.820 have like the like crazy lumen spotlights plugged in the corner it's possible all just shining right 1.00

00:15:29.140 in his bed it would be awesome dude that's got to be the way you go this is exactly what it feels

00:15:33.860 like to be in gaza right now him naked in the corner he's all sweaty and dirty with lights on

00:15:41.140 him yo as soon as it turns 1201 a.m every saturday he just has like massive panic attack because he 1.00

00:15:46.740 knows i'm coming dude just just just turn on like bright lights and just wet ass pussy on the loudest 1.00

00:15:51.940 you can get it because he can't turn it off and so he just gets wet his pussy over and over again 1.00

00:15:56.180 brightest lights he can't sleep all right i'm going with the shapiro there you go he beats you 1.00

00:16:01.380 fuck you mark vestibule we beat you at your own beat you with your jew tricks they go both ways 1.00

00:16:06.740 you get to stare at his sister's titties once because that's the thing is i don't think he lives 1.00

00:16:10.340 with his sister you absolute pervert he sees her though uh on sabbath well i guess they would see 0.99

00:16:16.180 him on sabbath wouldn't it be awesome what if what if they what if you have to get naked with your 0.99

00:16:22.260 sibling on saturday and i get to see it every weekend oh what are you just making up what rules

00:16:31.140 no actually no you know what this is this is complete truth on uh i don't know if you knew

00:16:34.500 this guys but jews on saturday their whole family has to get butt naked together 0.92

00:16:40.100 and praise god it's what they do every family just just brother and sister do like quarterly 0.63

00:16:45.140 they might get like a young christian boy and drain his blood or something yes yeah yeah 0.98

00:16:48.420 that's how cool uh saw his sister's tits most people don't know this i'm a jew most people don't 0.99

00:16:53.220 know this but on saturdays jewish brothers have to strip their their sisters and then feed them to 0.99

00:17:00.340 their shabbos goy yeah every saturday they have to like and it's like it's it's to be really

00:17:04.580 animalistic like they have to be wearing like a i'm in the right car rip off all jokes aside they

00:17:09.940 do have weird bathing like uh rules too like that yeah they do because i i remember looking at the

00:17:15.860 jew tunnel stuff because that was a big part of the mikvah like their whole like that's their whole 0.99

00:17:19.700 thing is they like i think they shower but i don't know if it's book i don't know specifics before 0.97

00:17:23.700 temple or whatever the fuck they synagogue i don't know they have to like shower before 0.99

00:17:27.380 fucking and like do it through a sheet i don't even know what and then when they 1.00

00:17:30.900 die they have to drain the body of all i mean that's the whole purpose of the heifer it's 1.00

00:17:34.980 it's a purification thing the whole point is supposed to purify some bullshit i feel like 0.98

00:17:39.380 everything you guys say about jews you're just making up like i don't feel like either completely 0.96

00:17:45.460 bullshit or completely true and either one is mine is far more true than real but i'm not going to put 0.77

00:17:51.060 any sort of like quote it's far more true than real he doesn't even know what he's saying 0.98

00:17:54.660 the draining the dead bodies i'm fact checking this in real time and they are correct hell yeah 0.99

00:18:00.340 thank you tyler i don't believe that was top that was saying that tops is a fucking liar we have to 0.98

00:18:06.180 fill in uh with with not being here we have to be extra anti-semitic with him not being here done 0.95

00:18:11.700 well we we started off with a bang what's the next one yeah that was pretty good that was fun

00:18:15.300 anti-semitism not just like lowbrow yeah it's not like we're just being like oh 1.00

00:18:19.140 fuck jews hope they all die and burn in hell all right uh we say that but make it funny what the 1.00

00:18:25.540 is up with all these questions questions about ben shapiro tim t ben shapiro 1.00

00:18:31.620 let you bang his sister but you have to let him watch are you taking the deal yeah yeah yeah

00:18:37.140 what the kind of question i can't imagine anything better i'm not his sister unless

00:18:42.900 that's like the coolest thing in the world you literally get to be like watch me 0.99

00:18:46.340 fuck your sister ben shapiro i bet you talk but also and because ben shapiro's listening he's 1.00

00:18:50.980 also talking about the gaza war and it's like you fucking idiot dude like i'm telling you like 1.00

00:18:54.740 israel's so fucking full of shit because he's farting i'm gonna plow your sister's ass like a 1.00

00:19:00.340 palestinian village oh jesus all right next uh next topic let's just let that one sit rich uh says 1.00

00:19:09.380 if you were placed on the streets of la and forced to prostitute i guess all of us who would make

00:19:14.660 the most money and who would be the most likely to get stabbed i'm making the most money right yeah

00:19:20.020 yeah i'm making like and who would get stabbed i don't know understand the parameters i don't know

00:19:23.860 because like well you probably i guess you'd make the most i don't know like i'm probably the most 0.95

00:19:29.620 rapable oh yeah but but you're a prostitute you don't get paid for it like no no they would caress 1.00

00:19:36.740 like a woman rate that's the closest thing we're gonna need to have that uh clipped i'm probably the 1.00

00:19:41.940 most rapable i mean it's true he is it's not even a probably he is the most rapable like it's just

00:19:48.740 you know what's crazy i'm any of us could rape toad if we wanted to and that oh easily yeah it's not

00:19:53.940 even a question it's not even like it's like i size that up immediately that like the other guys i'm 0.93

00:19:59.940 like maybe that would not be right i don't know that'd be hard wait that would not be rape

00:20:06.100 i think i think toad would get stabbed because he'd just be yelling racial slurs the entire time 0.96

00:20:11.300 that would be the pimp that's true you need to dress up like a pimp sometime go the full like 0.95

00:20:18.420 leopard print or like the uh the white that one with his like purple leopard suit or whatever the 0.99

00:20:23.140 fuck it was what me no clint oh no i'm talking about i have the galaxy and he's the pit and he 0.96

00:20:27.940 is with the with the with the the cane with like a jewel on top chains chains i like to have a monocle 0.99

00:20:33.860 too oh you should if you ever get andrew tate on the show you that's when you should do that gag get

00:20:38.100 up like just but don't address it at all just completely dress like a pimp dude if we yo yo real 0.91

00:20:43.140 shit and just be talking about like i want you to feel comfortable here like you're around like your own 0.97

00:20:47.540 type of people like big golden glasses no for real we like if we get andrew tate on the show we are 0.98

00:20:52.740 absolutely doing that yeah still still like that would be one of the greatest podcasts ever oh my

00:21:01.140 god could you imagine beetle juice me beetle juice and andrew tate dude i think we're on the cusp of

00:21:07.780 being able to get fuentes well i i think so right i think we've kind of made minor attempts i feel like

00:21:12.340 that'd be fun uh which i guess i don't think i don't think he'd be funny we'd make him laugh i don't

00:21:19.140 i don't know but he makes you laugh because like it's a different type of laughing it's a it's a

00:21:24.980 laughing at toad thing like i i noticed this we there was a video that went around and i watched

00:21:30.340 it and i literally like i immediately notified and like noticed like toad mannerisms but then i

00:21:35.540 realized but he sells it with charm like he has a little bit charm and he's conventionally attractive

00:21:40.340 fuentes and i'm like that's what it is like he's toad if he was like actually a little bit of charm and

00:21:45.540 if if toad had riz yeah he's rizzy toad that's what that's when says it's really toad 0.92

00:21:54.580 rizzy toad is the name of the uh so i think maybe you're right you might suck on here for that reason 0.82

00:21:59.300 there's no way we could have two toads on here yeah you can't have rizzy toad and just fire toad and 0.64

00:22:03.940 get fuentes tyler has this video right oh this video is funny yeah toad's like let's please move on

00:22:10.580 because this is a great no no we're not moving on we're playing the video it matters quite a bit 0.84

00:22:16.020 actually that the people that are programming the ai hate whites pretty scary stuff you can hate whites 0.99

00:22:23.620 uh for kind of anything but if you hate whites and you run ai they could kill all white people they 1.00

00:22:29.940 literally could do that a rogue woke woke poc you know whatever could kill all white people with 1.00

00:22:38.740 artificial intelligence and robotics it's a different world people don't understand the

00:22:42.660 dangers so it's very similar to if you saw oppenheimer it's like the prospect of like the

00:22:47.620 nazis getting the nuclear bomb this is like we can't let the jews control ai i fear that they will 0.98

00:22:53.540 though i've heard that they will and this may have prophetic apocalyptic implications that the jews 0.99

00:23:02.500 control ai anyway so what do you do for work that is it works so great just imagine if we didn't

00:23:13.860 stop toad and just let him keep going this would be how we would help but with me it would be like

00:23:19.380 uh yeah i laid uh the money line on the astros my 120 would you actually talk betting if you want if 0.98

00:23:27.300 if you ever went on a date uh god damn dude why do you think benzo barbie stopped talking to me 1.00

00:23:34.660 because you she died oh damn she was throwing herself at you so hard so uh anybody else that 0.99

00:23:43.540 watches fuentes is he always that awkward i feel like he probably he's he's rizzy toad he's uh i mean 0.99

00:23:48.340 like i'm never gonna see him differently he's just no nick fuentoed 0.50

00:23:53.380 dude i got more uh more riz than nick fuentes come on no you don't i mean because he was he's gay 0.94

00:24:01.380 right fuentes oh i'm pretty sure he's a closeted homo but he like sells it as like a note friend of 0.99

00:24:09.140 the show elijah schaefer but everybody knows the gays have riz oh i mean i wouldn't be surprised but i 0.54

00:24:14.420 don't know anything for certain dude what what i liked about it is that she was implying uh that it was

00:24:19.140 sexual assault or maybe even saying it explicitly but then it was against a dude and i was like

00:24:23.860 right raping dudes do you know how hard it is to rape a dude you want us to hate elijah schaefer for 0.99

00:24:31.060 this you know alpha you gotta be able to rape a dude that's hard unless toad you have something to 1.00

00:24:37.540 tell us in which case it's like an actual formidable opponent as opposed to unless it's like a toad 1.00

00:24:41.940 this is like a toad then it's just like you know yeah like if you rape a woman you're a piece of 1.00

00:24:46.820 shit if you rape a toad you're kind of a piece of shit too if you rape a man yeah like a man 1.00

00:24:51.780 like 200 pounds like corn fed something like that dude that's what's crazy if you can write that dude 1.00

00:24:57.060 like our salute you know dude think about this like whenever no this is a great question between uh the 0.88

00:25:02.580 three of us we'll just leave toad to the side right now if we rape to the death we have to we have to 1.00

00:25:07.860 like we're all great to the death is that we should just say it's not it's not just it's not a fight 0.97

00:25:16.100 to the death it's a rape you have to really rape for the death rape to the death who wins wait wait 1.00

00:25:22.580 we i'm confused all of you guys have to rape me i'm i'm out completely because i would die first 1.00

00:25:28.740 well right we'll throw you in there you're you're not winning so the rest of your i think clint would 0.99

00:25:35.060 probably win because he has the biggest hog i feel like to the death is like an obfuscating like 0.98

00:25:39.780 parameter for this because it's like it's just being able to rape someone in general is like such a 0.98

00:25:44.420 dominant act no no what's more domino rape genes death yeah i guess that's more prominent i don't know 0.99

00:25:52.900 more dominant uh or it's the ultimate dominant whatever yeah penile death i i feel like we're 0.96

00:26:02.500 all kind of big sluggers between me and like let's be real top's kind of a smaller guy he's kind of 0.97

00:26:07.220 kind of skinny lately he's gonna probably he's gonna be scrappy but he's gonna die scrappy yeah but 0.98

00:26:11.700 we're three men that are probably in the 200 pound range or plus uh so like let's be real we're gonna rape 0.98

00:26:17.860 him like i'm sorry i think would would we if okay let's let's let's let's actually think out this 0.97

00:26:24.740 this uh oh i'm thinking about it this scenario would we gang up on a couple of them first like 0.74

00:26:36.580 if it's a rape to the death i feel like we would have to get because if not it would take a long 0.99

00:26:41.140 time but if we all ganged up and really like one of us got his mouth one of us got his asshole one of 0.99

00:26:46.020 us just like i'm putting in his ear who cares just go i'm just jerking off in the corner cue to the 0.99

00:26:52.580 death who gives a fuck i feel like we would gang up and then we would choose and then it would become 0.99

00:27:01.140 like a like a 3v3 like it would be like a 1v1 between the three of us and i actually i think i 0.98

00:27:06.660 think me and and uh jose would gang up on clint i think so too i think that's how it worked out i

00:27:13.140 think i'd gas yeah i'd gas which is a weird thing to think about saying gas so now it comes down to

00:27:18.820 the old bull or the young or the young gaff who wins clint would be like the center of the unit clint 0.81

00:27:25.540 and jose would my ass up oh yeah look i don't know you're not walking away in one piece i'm 1.00

00:27:33.780 tearing you in a piece you're not walking away a virgin uh butthole virgin after this i mean i bet 1.00

00:27:40.580 you you have better cardio than me but i i definitely know a lot more about fighting 0.99

00:27:44.500 and yeah because that's the thing that would it would come down to it was just like after you've 0.92

00:27:48.740 raped other three other guys to death and i'm just like can you and you're like i'm still ready to go 1.00

00:27:54.180 bitch can you still rape one more guy i'll go one more in me he's the young the young spry rapist 1.00

00:28:02.180 versus the old grizzled rapist veteran and then i hear i'm gonna go with cole on this one i think 1.00

00:28:13.060 that he he pulls out the the underdog rape if we start out one v one i might be able to rape you 1.00

00:28:20.180 but i think if it was battle royale i'm yeah no yeah if it was if it was all if this was like a 0.99

00:28:27.460 if this was a battle royale and all of us are just in a ring and we have to rape each other to death and

00:28:31.140 just like last man standing i i may come out on top but if it's a i think but if it's a tournament

00:28:36.100 style i think i get knocked out second round oh yeah tote like a tournament style you're in serious

00:28:40.820 trouble if it's if it's if it's a free-for-all kind of a wrestlemania style i feel like i feel

00:28:45.540 like toad actually makes it to second to last because we're all looking at him like yeah just

00:28:49.300 keep him alive yeah it's like it's like survivor when you're bringing you bring the weak uh the

00:28:55.460 person on with you to the final to like the final two vote you bring the weak one with you and you're 0.97

00:29:00.020 like i'll beat them it doesn't matter it's a big brother but really gay yeah 0.98

00:29:04.100 i think i think you just watched a segment that answers the question 0.99

00:29:13.220 as to why this is not more popular the gang discusses rape royale

00:29:19.460 that's a good good episode name rape royale 0.99

00:29:22.820 that's never that's never getting past it on rumble they'll take that down

00:29:26.820 no it won't all right how about how about this rapels mania 0.98

00:29:30.420 rapels mania and and race royale right it will not get taken down

00:29:36.260 wrestlemania just happened wrestlemania just happened maybe on youtube but who gives a 0.98

00:29:40.020 shit rapes-a-mania i'm sorry rapes-a-mania that's the one 1.00

00:29:43.780 rape a palooza 1.00

00:29:45.940 oh my god i i i do rape a palooza i i really wonder just how many like 1.00

00:29:56.020 if you could ask any guy be like if you were in a rape royale like a battle royale and you had to 0.99

00:30:00.500 you had to rape them to death like you could it's not like you can't beat them like the only 1.00

00:30:06.180 thing you can't actually hit the person like i like i guess there would be some rules like there's 0.99

00:30:09.620 no actually hitting like you can't actually like punch them because if i could if i could put you out 0.98

00:30:14.580 by punching you i ain't gonna rape them no no punching but rape that's the room 1.00

00:30:21.540 guys let's keep this clean no punches no kicks all rape strictly dicks you 1.00

00:30:30.180 fucking psychopaths don't you 1.00

00:30:31.780 wait if my dick goes like an upper bend like this i could i could probably like 1.00

00:30:35.220 rape oh you know what you could do though you could use your fists in people's assholes 1.00

00:30:39.220 because that counts yeah it's all right yeah it has to be it has to be genitals 1.00

00:30:43.300 it just has to be penetration it must be funny it's also you would have changes that changes 1.00

00:30:48.900 the game because at some point my dick's gonna go soft but if i can just fist your assholes 1.00

00:30:52.900 you're in trouble all right next week's fleek of the week rape a palooza is the caption and then 1.00

00:30:58.900 it's just like me and i'm like literally have my hand like asshole and toad is like through it and 0.98

00:31:05.780 like i'm literally like my whole arm through his body you know there's blood everywhere in the

00:31:10.020 gore scene sounds more like rule 34 than a fleek of the week i've seen i've seen animes that make 0.89

00:31:15.300 me feel like that's about to happen but if raping any orifice uh is allowed in this uh rape a palooza 1.00

00:31:21.940 rape royale whatever then you could like you could rape the dude in like the ear hole or in the nose 1.00

00:31:26.980 hole and like get to his brain and kill him there's no chance i'm putting my dick in someone's ear hole 1.00

00:31:31.860 it's just no no no no and also what's gonna be really funny is like uh like disqualifications 1.00

00:31:37.220 for using uh banned substances like basically you you rub like lube on your dick so you can get in 0.99

00:31:41.620 their asshole really easier i feel like that would also be like a banned substance this is actually 1.00

00:31:45.460 a good question for peds would it be better to like go viagra blue chew methamphetamine cocaine 1.00

00:31:51.860 would you what would you want lube or would you not want lube because if no lube are you hurting 0.99

00:31:56.500 them more or are you hurting your dick more like what's going on like what's these are important 1.00

00:32:01.140 questions it's important you you want it you want to you want to perforate their asshole is what 1.00

00:32:05.700 you want you want to you want to cause bleeding yes right bleeding is the objective it would be 1.00

00:32:12.340 all right if like if your dick gets like chafed down a little bit and it becomes more like a 0.99

00:32:17.140 shoe really you want to do that move you want to do that move in sex where you kind of come in at 0.99

00:32:20.740 an angle just to be all tricky about it and like so that's what you want to do with the ass like 0.99

00:32:25.780 literally kind of be coming in sideways just hitting that wall real hard which would you 0.99

00:32:29.940 would you wear a condom during rape of palooza yes because that's uh if it rips i mean it'll cause 0.99

00:32:35.780 probably more fuck-ups if you're i would definitely i would have one of those i would have one of those 1.00

00:32:39.460 ribbed one of those ribbed condoms no i'm going i'm going raw because i got to tear your ass apart 1.00

00:32:45.220 and you want to feel it all the way 1.00

00:32:46.820 most importantly i want to feel it what am i a savage you think i don't want to feel this and 0.98

00:32:52.180 enjoy myself no i love that you'd be like i can't come with a condom on you gotta go raw because because 0.99

00:32:58.740 you'll you'll get aids but like the aids won't kill you the aids will kill you that fast you think i'm 1.00

00:33:03.140 bringing a condom to rape a palooza you out of your mind i can't come with a condom guys it's not 1.00

00:33:08.980 happening that is that is the only win if you win rapes of mania and you and you but you wear a condom 1.00

00:33:14.500 did you even win do you win honestly i feel like that is one of the you have to come 0.99

00:33:19.220 like if you're the winner you have to come at least one time and during rape a balloon but you

00:33:23.140 have to come on the final one dude's body you just literally just slow cream pie

00:33:34.660 like a triumphant moment this is i don't we have we have discussed so much crazy and this may be the

00:33:40.740 we don't and by the way by the way even though it was my idea because of a mailbag tomorrow next

00:33:46.260 week jose is going to pretend it was his just just you wait this is it was my idea

00:33:52.500 is why we're talking about i don't know thank you rich we all share ideas i don't care yeah

00:33:57.220 let's go what's up top top man you got to get your daughter out of the room this is yeah

00:34:03.700 you're missing out dude you're missing out i can't stay on the show i just wanted to say uh

00:34:07.700 plug my uh no my sticker packs my kids got lice so we're having a lot of fun let's go here top

00:34:15.780 is getting hit by all of the we'll see you later like did you fix that with like fire or something

00:34:20.420 like burn them yeah yeah i was gonna just burn the house but uh top the first the first 20 minutes

00:34:25.700 of this episode you have to watch it's it's amazing i can't hear you guys anyway i'll see you later 0.88

00:34:30.020 this sucks out of here peace well because i thought i was gonna go to spit we've ever done 0.87

00:34:35.540 so i thought i was i was gonna go crazy because i was gonna say that like uh it's funny to think 0.97

00:34:39.860 about in a real like whenever talking about prison rape we talk about that the person that got raped

00:34:45.940 is the bad one you know what i'm talking about yeah we don't we don't think of like the guy that was

00:34:50.660 doing the rape as like he's not we don't think of him as gay no he's we don't think of him like we 0.99

00:34:54.660 just that's a real ass nigga yeah it's like the guy that got raped he's like oh victim in some ways 1.00

00:34:59.700 yeah yeah it's it's so funny that we think of it that way it's like that happens with like 1.00

00:35:03.620 only even males like women like it's always like whoever got raped that was the the victim always 0.98

00:35:11.140 how does lice get you out of screaming we literally call the dude in prison who gets raped the 0.98

00:35:15.460 bitch we're like we insult him off top after he already he probably the worst thing that can happen 1.00

00:35:22.660 to a man is probably getting raped by another man it's the worst thing that can happen in their life 1.00

00:35:27.460 probably yeah like it's like up there with your entire family dying before yes seriously it's 0.99

00:35:31.620 crazy it's even worse after that we're like bitch but what's what's weird though is that that more so 0.99

00:35:38.020 many black people end up in prison so percentage wise i would imagine that there's a far higher 1.00

00:35:42.500 percentage of male rape victims that are black than any other nationality yeah because of prison 0.80

00:35:47.780 unless unless there's a less i mean honestly though clint statistics don't work like that

00:35:53.860 13 commit 50 of the crimes but the other 50 might commit 100 of the rape victims oh so they're not

00:36:03.460 in prison oh no no no no no they're just singling out the white guys guys have you ever heard this

00:36:09.380 piece of my wife told me this the other day this piece of advice have you ever heard this piece of

00:36:13.620 advice that uh i guess it's this thing they tell i don't know if it's a wives tale or what but i guess

00:36:17.940 it's a common thing a lot of people have heard where they'll tell young girls that if they ever get

00:36:21.940 separated from like a group they should look for a big black man and that's who they should go to 1.00

00:36:27.300 as opposed to anything else because apparently statistically they're the least likely to do 1.00

00:36:32.260 pedophile shit which like kind of checks out if you think about the black community they're very much 1.00

00:36:36.180 like anti-gay stuff unless you're in prison and then like fucking uh and and like pedophile stuff so yeah 1.00

00:36:41.460 but they're the most likely to beat you to death but if you're like but if you're all right let's 0.99

00:36:48.180 break this down not that big black man can we get some volume on this 0.54

00:37:09.460 one year in prison no i've never heard that you someone actually said that since my wife told me

00:37:25.300 and that she's saying like all her friends at work and like all these people like this is a thing

00:37:28.740 they've heard so i'm like how have i fucking never heard this like a common like thing that's being 0.92

00:37:33.540 told to people i don't if you're lost in the wild and find you maj tourey yes i mean unironically i 0.94

00:37:38.980 don't like much very much but i don't think he's gonna diddle a nine-year-old girl so i think here's

00:37:44.340 the thing now here's the thing if you're in you're in trouble you get separated you see a priest and you 0.89

00:37:49.620 see a black man who are you going to well like statistically speaking the black males are far less 0.98

00:37:54.580 likely to do pedophile stuff than like a white male like it's just true wasn't maj literally strung up on

00:38:01.300 charges of this but that wasn't of an adult woman and i believe or like an almost yeah yeah that's 0.99

00:38:09.860 they wait till 18 to rape them give give black people what they whatever black people are they 1.00

00:38:16.100 have principles they have principles until you're 22 before they put in your poop 1.00

00:38:23.860 now maybe maybe the uh find a big black guy thing is because like you're at a club so the big black guy 0.97

00:38:29.380 that you see is actually the bouncer maybe that's why i don't think but if you're at a club and why

00:38:34.100 are you underage at a club yeah i don't think that piece of advice for young girls was if they're at

00:38:38.740 a club it doesn't seem like a very useful piece of jose yeah jose you said your wife told you this

00:38:44.580 right yeah so she definitely told your little girls this right no she never told that was the first time

00:38:49.060 she brought up and we were like what where the hell did you hear that and she's like that's what like

00:38:52.740 i was told as a kid and then i was talking about at work yesterday and all the other girls

00:38:55.860 now that i'm thinking now that you thought about it would you tell your little girls this

00:39:00.020 i mean i don't i don't know i'm very confused but i'm like it seems to check out because like also a 0.99

00:39:06.180 large black man is going to be like someone people don't want to fuck with so like if you know someone 1.00

00:39:10.180 to like help get your kid to somewhere like to you know call someone or whatever but an imposing 0.99

00:39:14.900 figure it's not a good big black guy then no one's going to want to stop him if the green mile has 1.00

00:39:20.260 taught me anything it's that the black guy will die regardless so yeah exactly true two 1.00

00:39:25.700 birds one stone you're safe and the black guy gets killed let's go this is great i think neither 1.00

00:39:34.820 the black guy nor i saw i see jose in there said tell your children to find a woman with kids like 1.00

00:39:39.300 the hypothetical is if there's no women obviously if there's women with kids that's the ideal like 1.00

00:39:43.140 but what if what if the woman has two trans kids then you're in serious yeah run from that 0.99

00:39:47.860 bitch what if the woman is trans find the creepy old white dude if it's a woman of kids most likely the 1.00

00:39:54.900 black guy already left her as well yes that's true i can't believe that just you bringing up 1.00

00:40:00.580 elijah schaefer turned it into fucking rapes mania i'm so happy 0.99

00:40:07.700 that's gonna be you can have that if you like get and start a new show or something 0.99

00:40:11.220 you're welcome to have that one yeah you can steal it buddy i know elijah starts a new show 0.99

00:40:16.020 yeah it's true i raped that dude he didn't have a fucking chance 0.99

00:40:32.020 i am the alpha the omega 1.00

00:40:37.780 oh my god it was funny seeing blair white like it's just funny seeing the conservative 0.93

00:40:42.500 the conservative side just fight with each other it's been great it's just i don't even

00:40:46.340 know what's going on blair white i could she's the one that said blair white at all she's the one 0.55

00:40:50.420 that said that elijah was gay uh oh yeah that's right that's what yeah because because a lot 0.97

00:40:55.220 because life is gay a rapist of men right so i think yeah we've already said good distinction 0.99

00:41:01.460 blair white being a man i think was saying that elijah raped 0.99

00:41:05.140 him depending on context it's the opposite of gay 0.92

00:41:07.460 like i don't know it's all it's almost as not gay as you can get what edit laney what edit we need 0.55

00:41:12.980 the ad there's no edits someone send the senate if you haven't had it send it yeah we'll watch it

00:41:17.700 right now because we'll bring it up right now fumble the ball here because his kids have lice i don't

00:41:21.540 know somehow that means he can't travel to a different room in his house i was playing it and 0.92

00:41:25.140 you guys didn't want it so that wasn't the edit that was it you dumb there's no way that was it that 0.81

00:41:31.540 was not it that was the new version of our intro that we're supposed to be playing every episode when we

00:41:35.460 play it as the intro one like his laney's weekly like his individual weekly one not the new like

00:41:42.180 one we do every single week with us like off the screen though playing it like as the actual intro

00:41:47.060 just hits way harder you make a protein shake over there dude no i was mixing up i had i mixed uh dr

00:41:52.820 pepper and whiskey and then the whiskey was all on top and so i took a sip and it was all whiskey and i

00:41:58.740 was like okay i need to mix it up but i don't have a straw but i don't have a straw so i had to use the lid

00:42:04.020 two of them so i had to just that's not a shake cocktail cole it's a stirred oh there you go

00:42:09.780 all right you're stirring that's what i had to do so fancy that's some serious alabama 0.74

00:42:13.380 shit i like yeah dr pepper and jack it's a sonic dr pepper and wild turkey oh you probably have 0.96

00:42:21.220 nothing to stir so you just sit there like this it's a it's called a wild pepper i did use a spoon 0.97

00:42:27.940 earlier but i didn't bring a spoon in here with me so it was just uh it's a whole ordeal

00:42:31.860 it's yes dr pepper and whiskey and it's diet dr pepper and whiskey

00:42:36.340 dr pepper and whiskey is good

00:42:40.260 i think we've probably done enough questions at this point oh whoa

00:42:43.940 okay so he's i think he's playing it he said he's like tyler is telling us that this was this there

00:42:48.340 is an edit in here so is it a podcast if if no one listens does it make a sound but we can't see it

00:42:54.500 yeah i heard clint's voice and i looked at clinton he wasn't talking oh this is elena yo you gotta

00:43:01.380 turn it up bro i'm grooving i like this you should call yourself the unibetter and your catchphrase

00:43:07.220 should be i just blew up your bank account 0.80

00:43:13.460 i went from 0.72

00:43:15.220 in the hood to continents toasting to our compliments selling balls like condiments 0.94

00:43:19.220 i get bitches with compliments they keep boosting my confidence my boss meetings be like parent 0.99

00:43:23.620 teacher conferences leave it on i need to see what the fuck that is the pictures laying around 0.99

00:43:28.820 they can't compare squares with a couple circles out of place now to make a long story short we in 0.96

00:43:34.500 shape outside nothing made in the us we just keep foreign kids don't bring me i got my kid in the 0.99

00:43:39.700 car and i'm just like don't look how these supposed to keep up hey how i ain't supposed to be

00:43:45.220 blind how you couldn't keep a secret that's the first thing that years later i find out he's been

00:43:49.300 sucking and all my best guy friends before the government knew who my crew was way prior to ever having 0.79

00:43:55.460 the coupons and i'm like no this dude was totally trying to rail me 0.97

00:44:07.380 this is why i'm pushing it because it's making you uncomfortable

00:44:12.500 at that point are you why are you not eating your why are you not eating i literally

00:44:16.340 said that i made that a joke and and he was like he's like that's what everyone says that's 0.99

00:44:20.180 stupid and i was like i think you drink your own piss why can't i ask the question why don't you eat 1.00

00:44:25.540 your own shit they do a guy that eats shit be like well if it's good for you why don't you drink piss 1.00

00:44:29.860 that's fucking stupid man drinking piss it comes out of my dick hole dude what the fuck man you think 1.00

00:44:37.220 i'm gay i'm serious this dude dismiss me 1.00

00:44:40.020 every one of these are bangers every one of them 1.00

00:45:05.620 are bangers yeah also that uh shit and piss bit was absolute fire 0.98

00:45:12.580 wasn't as good as rape a palooza but it was good no no i can't wait for next week's edit 1.00

00:45:17.220 like i live for these edits they're so good i don't even know like it's it's crazy also

00:45:23.060 by the way total hard-on for clint always every edit is like 90 percent clint well i am the funniest

00:45:30.100 and best looking so well i think that thematically it was to tie into the blair white stuff and because

00:45:35.060 you know he's got friends and kind of that that sphere yeah but it's every it's every week though

00:45:39.300 yeah i guess it is like you have a lot of these connections so you can play these jokes off of you

00:45:43.700 know sound bites and stuff so yeah i really take a back seat in the laney edits for being the main

00:45:49.940 character i do too i don't get in there a lot uh so it makes me the laney episode the laney

00:45:54.740 edits make me realize i need to step in my game because i'm like that's awesome the chat went quiet

00:45:58.660 and respect for the lady i was gonna i was gonna say that because i saw it i was like there wasn't i was

00:46:02.500 like wow they're not talking at all because everybody just like glued in just watching

00:46:05.940 yeah just focused it's the best part of the show other than rape of blues that i mean come on

00:46:13.780 oh my god i gotta say i liked it doing it this this this part of the show it was like a nice in the 0.99

00:46:18.100 middle to kind of like all right we're back in now you know maybe my dick was like my dick was hard 0.99

00:46:22.900 like for the first half an hour and then it was like oh and it was like oh oh 0.99

00:46:26.340 oh yeah 0.99

00:46:34.180 like dick was harder in the raping other guys part of the show 0.99

00:46:38.660 how do you think i'm gonna win 1.00

00:46:42.020 with a big old soft dick that's not how you win rapes a palooza you're out of your mind i'm guessing 1.00

00:46:47.540 also rape a palooza we have to be butt naked for that right yeah well you can start off clothe but 1.00

00:46:52.500 i'm gonna make you naked that's actually better wrestling man you know i feel like when you finally 1.00

00:46:57.860 submit the guy and then your dick just won't get hard and now you're just like yeah that's what you 0.99

00:47:02.420 have to go together man oh but that's that's the kind of like the because it's easy to like to get 0.99

00:47:07.780 somebody like pinned and because like with your arms you know you can use your arms but then your 1.00

00:47:12.740 dick it's like a little noodle rolling up his leg if you have if your dick if your dick can't get 0.99

00:47:17.940 hard you have to use your fist but then you're giving up leverage to them to get out it's a very 0.99

00:47:23.460 it's very you have to get hard it's just you gotta think about the science of this trust me it won't be a problem

00:47:35.540 this is so fucking crazy this is like if i had if if any of us had an actual job we would 0.90

00:47:42.100 all be in so much trouble right now can you imagine if we had like a multi-million dollar 0.95

00:47:45.700 like studio like say like a shapiro or some shit we could make this a skit like literally have us 0.71

00:47:50.660 like acting out all like naked but like deceptively do cameras where you don't really actually see the 0.98

00:47:55.140 dick but like we're literally trying to rape each other to death we should we should all start 0.96

00:47:59.620 louder with crowder bit no it does it does but like way better and we should all start off with uh 0.99

00:48:04.660 like knight's armor on and like have to fucking fight you have to you have to rip it off yeah 0.99

00:48:10.580 i think starting clothes would be better i actually do like they progressively get more 0.97

00:48:15.380 naked and by the end it's like the anticipation is built you're all sweaty you know like you have

00:48:20.260 like like really hyped like you know musics like almost like 300 vibes you're like oh 0.86

00:48:24.420 shit no what if what if we're in we're in armor and it's almost like like medieval times or something

00:48:29.620 we're on just night armor yeah but we're like jousting basically well we are basically yeah with our 0.99

00:48:36.580 dicks yeah that's what i'm saying no i think it's just like you start with like you know just like

00:48:40.100 you have to like jeans would be too hard you can't do anything that can't be it has to be something 0.82

00:48:44.180 you can't get a boner in jeans jeans she's wearing i'm hooked and i can't stop staring oh

00:48:48.820 cold i'm gonna you it has to be something that you can rip with your hands a wrestling singlet but 1.00

00:48:54.900 just cut a hole for your dick dude yo let's all do that 1.00

00:49:02.820 let's do that seriously it's like my dick's too hard to just put a hole in it anyway 1.00

00:49:08.500 there's no singlet that can contain me i'll say this it was funny today somewhere i'm right now i'm 0.99

00:49:13.380 wearing like uh just some sweatpants and my dick was like poking out a little bit and 0.96

00:49:17.780 it was like came up and she like poked she's like what the is this like what's going on 0.98

00:49:21.140 and i was like i'm just quitting it today i'm just like

00:49:26.100 quit dicking it

00:49:29.300 oh i love that i'm a verb that's fine

00:49:33.940 what do we got for content tyler what do we got

00:49:36.900 we could we could also run the nado ad i want i want to um you know lol here i want to do that one

00:49:42.660 that was going uh david just sent like or he just tweeted at me but i sent a video as well of the uh

00:49:49.220 the woman that was apparently a um a writer or a like something for the um 0.99

00:49:56.260 all right you're losing my attention hurry up yeah it's the one that she beat the 1.00

00:49:59.380 out of her like uh her boyfriend in the car no i'm not gonna talk about

00:50:04.500 shout out to maddie forget breast implants like yeah i know yeah 1.00

00:50:07.060 yeah yeah or an art transplant implants transplants breast transplants yeah oh toad 0.96

00:50:13.540 obviously we were talking about this before the show uh we actually a lot of great riffing for

00:50:17.060 those who want to pay attention to the during the pre-show sign up for the locals but yeah we were

00:50:21.620 talking at a pre-show and we were talking about how it's weird because we were like we don't know 0.79

00:50:24.660 what kind of transplant she's going through some major medical stuff or if she's getting tits and 1.00

00:50:28.420 we're like it's an awkward situation and of course she would just like bust the door down like are you 0.99

00:50:32.900 getting tits i'm pretty i'm pretty sure yeah you can send them to me show i'm pretty sure she told us 1.00

00:50:37.540 that she's like donating a kidney to somebody do you think they can do a tit transplant so you could 1.00

00:50:42.500 take someone's like better tits and staple them on your body yeah of course you think they can do 1.00

00:50:47.780 that that would be the ultimate they can put a kidney from you into somebody else 1.00

00:50:50.900 like i think like tits on you like i'm not talking about like just in tits enhancement like literally 1.00

00:50:56.100 being like i want i understand you i'm not retarded i'm telling you yes of course it's doable i'm sure 0.97

00:51:00.980 they can do it no she says no okay i think it would be doable sounds like anybody although like the

00:51:06.020 mammary tissue is so entwined like like that would be how do you separate that i'm taking a full it is 0.95

00:51:12.020 it is a full like cut straight down right down and then you take someone else right down and they just

00:51:17.700 i think you could do it the scars would be insane though so would it really be worth it the scars

00:51:21.700 are already insane dude i don't know they they will like i don't like i mean yes they are noticeable

00:51:26.820 but like not like hey your whole front torso got taken off scars it's so funny like like scars

00:51:34.500 it it literally is literally an organ your skin is an organ every every part of your body

00:51:41.620 is the aren't they called like two mammary organs yeah yeah but yeah but she's getting one of those 1.00

00:51:47.860 uh fecal transplants you've heard about those it still is a natural breast it's still a natural 0.99

00:51:53.300 breast because that's the thing this is the ideal one dude i guess that transfers where the fat dies 1.00

00:51:58.500 there's still natural breast barbecue you idiot yeah even if you put it on somebody else it's still 0.99

00:52:03.300 natural this makes me think can you do a muscle transplant so can i just go be like okay i want chris 0.99

00:52:08.340 bumstead's muscles transplanted to my body who's that george floyd's baby's mama we need you to 0.99

00:52:14.180 donate your tits to toad please yeah dm them no no don't dm them deliver them to him 0.99

00:52:21.060 yeah come over in person dude this is okay okay by the way guys we're missing out on a huge business 1.00

00:52:26.900 opportunity here there's a ton of trainees out there cutting off their tits and those tits are going 1.00

00:52:31.300 nowhere yeah those tits can go to a woman that needs them yeah so you guys don't like when it's 1.00

00:52:37.300 like a heart so type of nigga that would work at a fucking like a tranny clink and just like take 1.00

00:52:41.940 all the spare tits and bring them home dude rub it on himself dude yes send me all of the tranny 1.00

00:52:48.020 tits i'm gonna have them like hanging up on hooks in my basement or whatever this is the funniest 1.00

00:52:55.700 thing you turn this up turn this up all the way go back start start the beginning because you have

00:53:00.660 to hear this it's so funny like whenever he's talking check on that yeah yeah so we were talking

00:53:04.820 86 845 yeah that works for me all right that works for me i love lawyer talk with that

00:53:14.420 talking with form 865. my comment about my client yeah i just met her she's really nice

00:53:21.380 she's really smart she sounds like she's got the right idea about things i really support what

00:53:26.820 she's up to and i think it's fabulous how about that god do you she's accused of what is it criminal

00:53:32.100 trespass in the first degree yes is she innocent or guilty she's innocent of course she's innocent

00:53:38.900 okay well she's caught on video being arrested and protesting and allegedly protesting so i'm trying to

00:53:44.580 get offside so my client is pled not guilty my name is stephanie mueller i'm in the directory for

00:53:50.900 the washington state bar association okay stephanie thank you for your time at this point is your

00:53:56.580 client is being arraigned though it's all just happened her hearing is over got it it's done all

00:54:02.820 right do you know when her next court date is i do dude's got good guns i'd like to maybe just keep tabs 0.99

00:54:08.420 if they're uh get some shoulders like it's so weird like he'd actually be like a good looking

00:54:17.060 old dude if it didn't trans because i'm like he's clearly older you know it's probably like 60 70 0.82

00:54:21.700 whatever this guy wins by the way this guy would would rape us all the data yeah also rife this was

00:54:26.420 a this is a court-appointed lawyer this was not you did not use this i want to say this dude i would

00:54:33.620 say it's weird in terms of what he had to she had to say uh sounds like a decent lawyer yeah i was

00:54:39.940 about to say i would not be against having a trainee lawyer it's like especially depending on where

00:54:46.100 you're at if you're in california hire a training lawyer of a hate crime against a trans person you'd

00:54:51.220 want higher a trainee do my lawyers trans so how can i hate trans people in the same and like i think

00:54:58.100 i think this is there's more but this is like with toad with betting it's more about like the scenario

00:55:03.460 rather than like what like the actual overall it's like if you're in california you hire a trainee

00:55:09.140 lawyer you're getting points off the top tyler you're already in california and you should be a

00:55:15.860 training about the legal system in california shut the up yeah but like this lawyer would be like

00:55:21.140 probably so good on cross-examination imagine the witness like trying to even cross-dressing examination

00:55:26.580 you know what's funny i feel like that trun could beat the out of tyler 1.00

00:55:32.900 dude what was that probably like 6-3 yeah that was a hard fight yeah by the way tremendous fake

00:55:39.060 cans yeah amazing just i could not believe how good but you could tell they're like over like

00:55:45.620 impressive pecs like he's like literally like this this guy this guy would be like the best friend

00:55:50.020 ever though because he's like a man's man really he's like a dude but then he has like a really nice 0.98

00:55:54.180 set of tits too and you can just that's a solid body for no no i i think the side profile is 1.00

00:55:59.060 better right now the side profile where you can see because like as the perky nipples 0.99

00:56:06.660 yeah if it weren't for the voice i'd be into it canadian teacher basically same thing 0.79

00:56:12.980 also by the way is the is the choker a thing because they're trying to hide the adam's apple

00:56:17.460 is that like uh am i yeah for sure hey cool get over here i want to cross-examine your nutsack

00:56:23.220 you notice uh in washington there they still have the coveted glass up there on the uh like where the

00:56:29.060 witness stands are and stuff no that's just so they don't get shot toad yeah oh is that what it is

00:56:34.580 after that after the michael jordan of defendants actually that's probably true if the dude

00:56:39.620 would go for dude massachusetts still doesn't have enough black people it's a blue job black belt 1.00

00:56:47.140 that old dude sucks dick like a pro i want him of sexual assault he knows exactly what he's talking 1.00

00:56:51.940 about can we make this a thing of where girls that wear chokers they have to do it in like 1.00

00:56:57.460 in the like how good they are sucking dick like so i'm sure we'll get them on board for that 1.00

00:57:02.020 i see if you see a girl with a choker you already know she's great at sucking dick 1.00

00:57:07.540 no but i don't think so well you're wrong sometimes it's a tease but i get what you mean 0.99

00:57:12.100 that is a it's a a strong signal that that's very likely i feel like she's but i feel like this needs 0.99

00:57:16.900 to be like a like a regulated body is basically a demarcation line for how deep your dick's gonna go 0.99

00:57:23.860 yeah oh like like this is how far they go like so there when elizabeth wears one around her lips 1.00

00:57:31.380 is that that's that's exactly why you don't come exactly

00:57:37.540 uh i thought she hasn't even gone to the first class dude she hasn't even 0.99

00:57:44.500 she she failed out of bj 101 that shit is hot though i will say it is hot when they have the 1.00

00:57:49.940 choker not on him i feel like you're in the you're in the goth girls i think that's oh yeah 1.00

00:57:53.620 dude i love yeah it's a thought yeah you're just you guys see my wife she's all covered in tattoos and 1.00

00:57:57.300 shit and yeah dude i'm a nerd you know i'm into that but your wife had dreads yeah at one point 0.78

00:58:02.100 yeah dude i remember there was a girl that uh at college and i want to like i went to a christian 0.99

00:58:07.540 college it was hot but i went to a christian college and there was a girl that went that

00:58:11.060 went there it's not like real dreads it's not like they let their hair go to and it

00:58:14.420 smells like crap like it's like all right we're going how do they know this girl had like real dreads 1.00

00:58:18.660 she was a german like spanish girl and she had legit dreads down to her like how you just make 0.99

00:58:24.260 shit up german spanish girl not even i swear to god that's not a thing she was no no listen this 1.00

00:58:29.220 is crazy so she was a german she was a german spanish girl with her name was with a less with 0.99

00:58:35.700 lesbian mothers that uh that went to a super christian college and then she was also really 0.99

00:58:41.540 christian it was the craziest shit and then and so like and everybody would be like she's probably the 1.00

00:58:47.540 best looking girl on campus except for her fucking dreads like everybody was like shitting on this girl 1.00

00:58:53.780 for her hair and then she came back she cut it all off one time and she came back but 0.99

00:58:57.220 did it look bad there were dreads all dreads look bad that's not true i've seen some hot 0.99

00:59:02.180 bitches with dreads no dreads don't look good it looks like you have poop coming out of your head 1.00

00:59:07.460 all right go ahead and bring up photos of hot bitches with dreads just type that into baptist 1.00

00:59:11.940 baptist dude it's like watch it's going to be google's just going to say uh we're still trying to 1.00

00:59:16.420 you know we're still even that one granola bitch all right come on that's holey's wife that's not 1.00

00:59:22.740 what showed up in the google search like nah nah dude you did not use the right keywords these 0.99

00:59:27.940 search findings are changing rapidly we'll get back we even have that granola bitch that everyone 1.00

00:59:32.740 jokes about her shit smell like shit uh they're uh you know the one that's been always going around 0.99

00:59:37.540 the rounds lately she's like a singer yeah oh oh yeah the weed she's the hottest girl with dreads ever 1.00

00:59:44.020 she's got another she has an only fan tops kids have dreads that's what it is yeah yeah

00:59:50.100 they're pretty sure they do attract like you can't wash them you they actually like don't they just

00:59:53.860 put like oils and in them like they just have to like oil them yeah white people dreads are different 0.97

00:59:58.820 than black people dreads like they literally like white people they have to get them like braided that 0.97

01:00:01.700 way whereas like black people they legit just let their hair go they put like feces in them i think 1.00

01:00:05.860 when was the last time that you had a period you don't remember okay there could be a slight 0.96

01:00:12.580 chance i'm gonna be pregnant now really and why do you say that i've been craving weird things that

01:00:19.700 i'm not normally craving yeah and now you crave it like water i'm craving this thing that's a necessity 0.98

01:00:31.220 to survive yeah thanks dude bitch you ain't pregnant you're thirsty you're just thirsty 1.00

01:00:38.340 bitch go drink you some water what the fuck also dude that chick there's no way she's pregnant nobody's 1.00

01:00:44.980 gonna fuck her i'm one of those bitches i my wife used like my wife and the kids love the that 1.00

01:00:50.020 fucking show what 500 pound sisters or what the fuck it's called whatever but they uh yeah they 1.00

01:00:55.220 there's a black dude it's different it's literally a meme it's literally a meme like it's in like a 1.00

01:01:01.940 guy said like a moth to a flame and it's a guy it's like a dude in like an old cadillac dude with rap 0.99

01:01:08.020 bumping they were saying pulls up and you see that fat bitch be like here's my boy and it was always a 1.00

01:01:14.340 black guy it's literally like a moth to a flame guys it's just like they can't help themselves like a 1.00

01:01:21.060 mig to a pig 1.00

01:01:24.980 canceled 0.99

01:01:30.980 i don't know how we transition to this now but we need you to transition out of overt racism

01:01:35.940 nadeau shave cub got your back and to shave that back use the dough razors 0.98

01:01:41.220 so that's all you want a company that hires zero black people 0.96

01:01:46.900 jose didn't you didn't you interview this guy yeah i interviewed him yeah it's a good story about 0.68

01:01:51.780 he was a like a medical dude uh you know in the navy and during peak covet and he got booted over that 1.00

01:01:58.020 uh but yeah good shit dave smith yeah shaves his balls with the dough yeah when you have your balls 1.00

01:02:02.420 you want to put them in that uh sheath underwear pouch you need your balls to be clean man have no 1.00

01:02:07.300 hair i will say i don't i don't care how good the dough is i don't think i'm shaving my balls 0.99

01:02:10.980 with a straight razor yeah i mean i would shave like my pubic area like i would never my balls 0.98

01:02:15.220 though you're not you're not maybe we need to have ordinarily perilous maybe we need to have the 0.99

01:02:19.700 nadeau guy on to ask him if you can shave your balls with this i look i wouldn't i wouldn't recommend 0.99

01:02:26.820 it with the gillette i wouldn't recommend it with the nadeau don't shave your balls use like a girl's 1.00

01:02:31.220 no you shave your balls just use like a girl's razor like one of the nice like ones that 0.99

01:02:35.140 wait wait wait wait clint clint do you they really have you never shaved your balls at all 1.00

01:02:40.260 you just got some weird hairy balls huh i use i use clippers like a normal human being not a 1.00

01:02:45.700 fucking clippers you close your ball hair what are you like wait is there like i i also clip my ball 0.99

01:02:50.740 hair i'm not clint i'm with you i also click i just kind of contour around the balls with a woman's 1.00

01:02:56.340 like leg razor well you're out of your mind i've used i've i've used a gillette razor to shave with it 0.95

01:03:01.620 but i'll use a lot of a lot of shaving cream a lot of shaving cream nothing's worse than cutting your 1.00

01:03:06.420 balls yeah cole just shave the balls go right down and shove the handle right up his butthole 1.00

01:03:14.180 no this is a good question for for tower gang uh yeah use tower gang at checkout 50 off n-a-d-e-a-u 0.99

01:03:19.620 shape 50 off let's go 70 off you can take that to the bank it's totally free all right take down

01:03:28.420 the edge if you use tower gang he actually pays you to take his razor look we can false advertise

01:03:33.460 on here what's he gonna do sue us who gives a all right so take away our fifty dollars good question

01:03:38.100 for you cole because this has happened to me way too many times i'd say four or five in my life where

01:03:43.220 uh using my clippers and i've clipped my nutsack dude i've gotten very close and i think i've done it

01:03:49.460 one i think i've done it one time because i very i i do not get i use i like do not get very close

01:03:57.300 i'm very careful i do a whole thing where like i'll i'll stretch grab i'll grab like a uh like a

01:04:03.940 forest of of pube hair yeah and i'll twist and i pull and so it's nice and taut and then i go and i

01:04:11.940 take it yeah no no no that's seriously it's really not that hard to shave it guys you would

01:04:16.500 just kind of like but just kind of go there's a problem there's a problem though with shaving 0.98

01:04:21.940 your balls is because they're so because they're so just free form you can't just shave it and get 0.94

01:04:28.900 everything because if it's too long it won't actually shave it it won't actually yeah i mean 0.99

01:04:33.300 like it is one of those things like when it gets too long you have to miss some spots but whatever 0.98

01:04:37.940 patchy balls is not that big of a deal i'd rather have hairy balls than patchy balls yeah me too i 0.99

01:04:45.380 don't know like but when i say patchy but your hair on your balls is so sparse would you rather like 0.99

01:04:49.940 the ball soul patch there it's not like you're going to beard like a beard on your balls it's not that 0.97

01:04:54.980 thick no no so the way the way to actually do it is well you know i mean obviously i use manscaped the 0.96

01:04:59.700 lawnmower that it's an electric razor that gets pretty close then once you're done with that then you use

01:05:05.860 like the gillette or in the dough even just a i don't know i just don't think you can use as close 0.98

01:05:12.820 as possible man i do maybe maybe on the side of my dick that's about it dude i do it all the way up 0.99

01:05:17.620 the shaft because i got a hairy shaft too you gotta just go right right up it's the same problem i 0.99

01:05:22.420 have with like my with my adam's apple you can't use a nadeau razor on an adam's apple it doesn't

01:05:27.300 no that's true yeah i don't have a very prominent adam's apple i do i have a problem with doing it to 0.92

01:05:33.860 the adam's apple you're right but but i'll do it to my balls my bet my best friend in college would 0.90

01:05:37.860 always come up to me and he would just be like he would come up and put his finger right here and 0.83

01:05:41.060 he'd be like how's that goozle doing and he would like push it dude dude i gotta like he's a 1.00

01:05:47.780 fucking asshole what's that goozle doing he had a big fat finger too and he would stick it right there 1.00

01:05:57.540 you know during during rapesamania i'm gonna come up and just hassan chop your 1.00

01:06:02.020 fucking goozle and i would literally die from that i would usually use i fuck you 1.00

01:06:07.940 i'll be all goozle poozle we bring your lights out bitch by the way i've uh i i like uh i 1.00

01:06:15.540 fucked up my hand like dead lifting have you ever had to have worn gloves no oh fuck you 0.99

01:06:21.540 have you ever had like switch hands jacking off because of like your uh like i've never ripped 1.00

01:06:29.220 off a giant but you jerk off my fucking hand before and like yeah i had to switch hands for 1.00

01:06:34.100 a while oh you are all right i didn't know that actually no i broke my left arm i sprained my right 0.99

01:06:38.580 wrist had to try and jerk off with the left couldn't do it don't know how it's almost impossible

01:06:42.500 dude i switch it's like it's it's it's like you don't know what to do it's like it's like it's 0.99

01:06:47.300 like it's like it feels like you're jerking off somebody else it's like have you ever tried to 0.78

01:06:52.260 switch hands it's like switching hands when you try to brush your teeth like everybody like brush their

01:06:56.500 teeth with like one hand like oh yeah you try and do the other you try to do that you're like yeah you 0.99

01:07:00.580 can't do like you're good you can put your eye out it's like do that same thing with jerking off you 0.98

01:07:05.220 can put your eye out dude the good thing was when i broke my uh jerk off arm in an escalator once but it 0.98

01:07:10.500 was before i was of a jerking off age so i wasn't jerking off yet so i don't have to worry how'd you 0.99

01:07:14.900 break it in an escalator just making shit up i think he's just mad i think he's just lying he's 0.96

01:07:21.860 just gonna lie go ahead like assembling the mad lib words no it happened it was uh it was at one of 0.97

01:07:28.740 the uh tea stations on the red line in boston so you know that you're dealing with some really great

01:07:34.340 infrastructure there i was actually with my parents i think my whole family probably my i think the feds

01:07:39.780 just sent him mad libs and like he just fills them in as he goes yeah he's like he's like guys 0.95

01:07:44.740 guys i'm running out of ailments i need to i need mad libs all right so my my jerk off arm in an 0.79

01:07:50.180 escalator in boston the uh yeah at least it was a different city he would be like i was in saskatchewan 0.61

01:07:57.300 am i i was in saskatoon no the i was in regina no the uh the escalator handrail joe brown knows what's up

01:08:07.380 the escalator handrail yeah all right anyway any more questions came off the runner and like

01:08:14.340 took my fingers in and like twisted my wrist completely so then it was actually a spiral

01:08:20.020 fracture and then i actually wound up having to talk to like social workers because when you're

01:08:24.100 a kid you're like eight or nine years old you get a spiral wrist fracture they think that you're being

01:08:28.260 abused by your parents that they're like twisting your wrists so they had to like take me into a room

01:08:34.100 that's why i said it hey hey tell me tell me tell me the tell me the truth did your parents 0.97

01:08:38.580 fucking break your arm no and that's i don't believe you it was an escalator what how did all right 0.98

01:08:44.820 how did the handrail catch and spin your arm hold on how unathletic do you have to be to get hurt on 0.99

01:08:51.140 the escalator like i'm just like i'm actually years old and weighs 35 pounds i'm clown-pilled on toad's

01:08:57.860 entire existence i don't i'm like i don't think oh that story's real okay yeah it doesn't matter if

01:09:06.420 it's real or not it's just funny that he says it yeah no i don't think it's true but like it's fun

01:09:12.820 because you don't have anything else to talk about so you're just making up ailments no my life is

01:09:16.100 really weird look explain to me how the handrail took and twisted and spiral fractured your arm i 0.97

01:09:24.020 don't understand it's like a rubber like runner i do i know what it is i've been on a fucking 0.99

01:09:28.500 escalator how did i was a very weak little boy and i had brittle bones totally understand and 0.93

01:09:34.740 appreciate that i want that i want that in an intro i was a weak little boy i had brittle bones

01:09:39.860 clip it yeah so like the rubber like handrail thing like came off the the runner like the

01:09:48.740 escalator you mean that you mean at the end of the escalator yeah it came off just

01:09:56.340 i think what he's saying is that he held on to the escalator at the end and didn't let go and it

01:10:01.460 just tore him tore him down to the ground yeah yeah and then we sued the mbta over it yeah why the 1.00

01:10:08.900 fuck would you sue you're an idiot because the escalator was malfunctioning i think my parents i 1.00

01:10:13.940 think won that you just like you wait all you had to do was let go you held on and then it broke your 1.00

01:10:19.300 arm hold on hold on these things are dude hold on shut up shut up shut up shut up your parents won a 0.98

01:10:29.060 lawsuit against the mta and you're still they probably like settled and we're just like get 0.98

01:10:34.580 rid of this thing because it sounds horrible so like here's 10 grand money and like by the way it

01:10:39.300 needs to be a legit amount of money right i don't know what it was and you did you see any of that

01:10:45.620 money what no how did it malfunction yeah i'm so confused how you don't just let go i don't think

01:10:51.620 there's any way that public infrastructure be damaged and malfunction oh no i know oh public

01:10:57.540 infrastructure is the real enemy here guys that is not that is not what you said you did not say

01:11:03.380 it malfunctioned explain how it malfunctioned because it sounds like you held on no no the

01:11:08.340 rubber it came off he's really trying to parse the line here for legal reasons it came off the thing

01:11:14.340 yeah and so but you but it's okay i just want to put something your hand is on top so it's like

01:11:21.540 this is the elevator thing he's your hand is on top he has to be holding it up like this because it

01:11:26.500 would be taller than him no no my fingers got caught like kind of underneath it basically so

01:11:32.340 okay so it's going it's okay so you're on an escalator so it's going up like this and your

01:11:36.900 hands on top of it okay if it comes off it has to come off up how the does it like did you yeah

01:11:46.180 and then like and then you came like partially up yeah and it was at the point you were fingering the

01:11:50.340 armrest you got you you were you were 100 as an eight-year-old you you felt like a little bit 0.96

01:11:55.860 like it was coming off and so you started fucking with it and then like it like pulled off and then 0.99

01:12:00.420 you put your hand under it as an idiot and then it went at the end you were like oh i'm afraid to do 0.99

01:12:07.380 that but no and then my hand was kind of cotton and then it reached like he dug his fingers and like 0.99

01:12:11.460 it was cold but yeah where it goes over the top like that you you know what i'm talking about and 0.77

01:12:15.780 then and then no i don't this sounds like a bullshit story i've said it multiple times no at 0.94

01:12:19.940 the end it it goes down so you your hand was cut underneath because you were a little 0.99

01:12:24.420 fucking no no i wonder no i understand now i understand what toad is saying like i understand 0.97

01:12:29.860 how it happened in theory but it's also still it's also still like him being retarded because 0.99

01:12:37.700 there's no way after like my hand gets caught underneath something are we the real retards 1.00

01:12:42.100 for entertaining this at all yeah you're right you're right we need to move on there was another

01:12:45.780 mailbag i saw it i saw it came up uh bring it back up we're gonna move on we'll do one more

01:12:50.820 look no matter how much we give you i want you to keep coming back week after week with

01:12:54.580 stories that you made up for our pleasure i really hope you can like really milk this fed game that

01:12:59.220 you're playing whatever it is for as long as you can yeah i really hope you keep your parents

01:13:04.180 didn't commit fraud i think toad's parents put his hand underneath that armrest thing broke his 0.99

01:13:10.500 shit no the hand on top squeezing it wasn't broken so to toads like credit i can't understand how 0.96

01:13:19.220 like whenever you see like the end of like at the top of the escalator whenever it comes back and it 0.97

01:13:23.860 kind of goes back under on that like curve yeah if you have your hand somehow under the like the

01:13:30.100 rubber part break the out of it it'll break the out of your arm yeah that's what happened

01:13:34.660 but how the fuck are you not pulling your hand just out of i was stuck he was very fragile there's 0.95

01:13:40.900 no way you can get stuck under yeah i want to know what were your parents doing like when they 0.99

01:13:45.060 when you realized you were stuck you had to say my arm's stuck they just go like yeah we don't give 0.77

01:13:48.820 a fuck they just saw dollar signs in their eyes if this is true literally the bottom he probably got 0.92

01:13:54.420 stuck and his autism was just like i don't know what to do here and just froze like the whole way up 1.00

01:13:58.740 i think just with his hands stuck in it waiting for the ultimate moment i love the thing that it

01:14:01.780 was like a really long escalators too so he's in there for like 15 seconds he was just he wasn't

01:14:08.340 even dude he didn't even try to pull it out it was dude how dope would it be if the escalator had torn

01:14:13.220 his arm completely off dude i think uh i think i was like really excited so i'd i'd run ahead of

01:14:22.820 where my parents were so they were like way like behind me so wait wait wait so they were behind

01:14:27.060 you seeing it and you know like there's an automatic stop button too that you can just press at any time

01:14:32.980 and it emergency stops the best part is that the escalator breaks because his arm has now jammed the

01:14:38.900 gears so they have to walk up the escalator to come and save their little retard oh yeah amazing 0.95

01:14:43.940 you inconvenience your parents for another time when they're funny you're also with my my sister 0.65

01:14:48.740 was with too i don't really want to just grab the next time we're going to escalator just try to hold

01:14:53.140 it the whole way see what happens i've done that i actually kind of want to see if i can if i could ever

01:14:59.540 get my hand underneath it enough and then not be able to pull it out because i don't think this is

01:15:04.260 ever since this is what i would do this is what i would do with the mall i would i would put my arms

01:15:09.620 on both sides and i would hold like that the whole way and then at the end you would go yeah that 0.89

01:15:15.540 would be a badass move but i'm sure i never broke my fucking arm dude my bones are terrible a year 0.98

01:15:22.180 before that was the time that that is literally mr glass it's crazy a year before that was that time 0.94

01:15:27.460 that kid like threw me at recess and snapped my radius and ulna completely and i left you didn't have to

01:15:32.740 then there's no need then you know he's trying to transition into another story

01:15:37.780 no no i'm not going to tell the story you're overdoing it no i'm listening you get one story

01:15:42.100 i'm listing my bone

01:15:43.380 shut up so i have also bone cancer hey i've broken a finger while typing 0.87

01:15:48.820 no i don't believe you 1.00

01:15:49.940 hey shut up 0.93

01:15:52.100 i have a quick five second video of toad's dad boating all right let's do it 0.92

01:16:02.740 stop playing yeah what's what's that work you gotta pull it up again and do it again

01:16:12.340 pull it back up again what the one more time one more time 0.99

01:16:18.500 god damn it i hate it when toad starts to talk so much 0.96

01:16:22.580 yeah but you know it's gonna be funny though yeah well just because of the way we parlayed 0.98

01:16:26.740 oh man i love the rest of development all right there was one more i saw there was another uh

01:16:41.060 all right yeah we have brain damage brain damage trav uh says would you rather be deaf blind or have

01:16:49.860 deaf and blind i guess or have only one arm and one leg on opposite sides and if you cut off your 0.99

01:16:56.260 wizard's rod sleeve and orbs so obviously your dick foreskin and balls it will heal whichever 0.99

01:17:02.180 ailment you chose that's wow that is so like that's a lot of parts through there yeah so i can be 0.98

01:17:08.740 i don't understand the question okay you can be helen keller or you can be like uh that was like the final boss of an sat question

01:17:17.460 yeah yeah i think it was on the sads you can be helen keller or you can have

01:17:22.740 only one leg and one arm but they're on different sides of your body yes and then you can cut off your 1.00

01:17:28.740 dick and balls to regrow your arm and leg or to gain the ability to see in here that is dick and balls 0.99

01:17:35.380 completely like castration nothing nothing so you are basically a woman you're one arm this is easy 1.00

01:17:42.100 so really it's three options you can either be deaf and blind one leg one arm or dick and ball 0.98

01:17:47.060 list those are your three options one leg one arm yeah really it's one yeah wow i was 0.96

01:17:52.900 seeing deaf and blind there's no way i'm going deaf and blind that is like that defeats the whole 0.67

01:17:57.380 purpose i want to i want to ask you do you know anybody that has one arm and one leg can you name

01:18:02.260 anybody all right now name someone deaf and blind i can't yes you can no helen keller wasn't real helen

01:18:09.780 keller was oh yeah dude she flew off a plane you think she you think she was really deaf and blind 0.99

01:18:15.620 and piloted a plane okay outside of that outside okay let's pretend she was deaf and blind deaf and 0.99

01:18:22.500 you know you know a bitch that was you'll be like famous is that what you're getting at what is it i 1.00

01:18:27.140 feel like yeah i feel like outside like there's a there's a one person being famous with there's 0.99

01:18:32.020 deaf and okay yes there's no way they're pulling that side up again there's no way in modern times 0.98

01:18:36.500 you're gonna be like look at this death death like this complete fucking retard essentially 1.00

01:18:40.340 blind to all the senses of the world and look how accomplished she's becoming look at all this 1.00

01:18:44.420 philosophy he's writing or this and that and you're like no dude he's literally in a retard world just 1.00

01:18:48.340 like in the darkness that's all he's doing no i i actually i think jose yeah i think is correct

01:18:54.340 because also you can have a prosthetic you can get a prosthetic leg and arm so like you'd be

01:18:59.700 yeah you'd be better off that way especially what if what if you lost the arm that was your uh

01:19:03.700 like you're you're jacking off arm what would you do dominant i don't know what i would do

01:19:08.260 you could choose your uh the other arm i think i don't think i can you can i'm telling you i i 0.97

01:19:14.100 became what what arm would hold the phone to see the porn right that would be difficult

01:19:21.140 that would you have a prosthetic arm or you or you'd be you know you'd actually have to watch the scene

01:19:25.620 through like dude you have to cut you have to do no no no just fast forwarding to different clips

01:19:31.060 it's just really good at holding your your phone with your yeah yeah yeah that's what you do you

01:19:35.860 you you get like monkey do that you get like monkey feet you see those yeah dude there are people

01:19:41.940 there are people that have no arms and they can like throw baseball because they do it with their 0.94

01:19:46.100 feet their their feet like evolve to become hands almost anybody ever jerk with their uh with their

01:19:51.540 legs crossed like like this like indian style just like i'm crisscross applesauce i've probably done 0.94

01:19:59.700 it before it's a very cozy way to jerk off it's a zany thing to do i think in a dictionary if you

01:20:07.220 look up the word zany it should just be a dude sitting crisscross applesauce just dude being a dude 0.95

01:20:15.700 i kind of want to try it now to see if there's any advantage to crisscross applesauce jerking off

01:20:22.420 i think it's like it's worth a shot it aligns your root chakra to the ground yeah if you're 1.00

01:20:27.060 watching porn on television you are a psycho yeah you're a real degenerate at that dude that is 0.99

01:20:31.940 that is the move though when you have the house to yourself you like just cast your phone to the 1.00

01:20:35.780 tv you're like oh yeah you get the porn on the 75 inch tv yeah no you're like i bet the windows are

01:20:42.660 open the neighbors are seeing yeah yeah i got it right here and you can see it like out the windows

01:20:48.740 there toad moose is uh his his gamer chair over and he's like time to get it on he casts dude

01:20:55.220 that's what toad does after just slides back and turns yeah he goes uh it's time for 75 inch porn time 0.88

01:21:01.460 yeah dude this is a gamer chair you know gamer chairs are also jerk off chairs nope didn't know 0.95

01:21:06.340 this makes sense i mean every you're all strapped good ergonomics that's right i don't 0.98

01:21:13.620 i don't ever jerk off sitting up anybody else no i do it on the shitter what are you cold now 0.99

01:21:20.740 yeah i mean when you bust you just kind of push your dick down yeah you just push it down 1.00

01:21:24.340 that sounds wait wait wait i can't do that wait wait wait wait why do you do that why do you do 1.00

01:21:30.660 that easy clean up why easy clean up why would you sit on the toilet are you hiding from your family

01:21:35.860 jerking off the shower is easy no it's just an efficiency thing no it's at work that is i mean 1.00

01:21:40.260 logistically too i just can't be like jerking off like i'm just sitting on the shit and just 0.98

01:21:44.900 just right in one of the stalls nobody's gonna notice but no i mean real it's like you can 0.99

01:21:50.740 you flush the toilet jerk off and go on with your day you might get bands upwards 0.98

01:21:57.540 well you're shitting not at the same time no no no no it's one or the other yeah or it's 0.97

01:22:02.180 it's like yeah you do one and then you said it's an efficiency thing if it's not an efficiency thing 0.64

01:22:07.220 you're not doing both things but because like you reduce your travel time because you're not

01:22:12.340 taking two bathroom trips no yeah exactly no plan i like to do anything involving like 0.98

01:22:18.660 shit is like so are you hiding from your family yeah i'm jerking off of course 1.00

01:22:22.340 you haven't just jerked off in your bedroom why would you have to go on the shitter anything 1.00

01:22:26.020 involving is such a bizarre question are you hiding from your family when you jerk off no i'm saying why 0.99

01:22:31.780 are you not doing it in your bedroom it sounds like you're hiding from your wife dude the toilet is 0.99

01:22:35.300 such a boner killer again what am i just good hey honey how you doing yeah you've been on my bed 1.00

01:22:41.540 a dozen years jerk off yeah if i if i if i jerked off in my bedroom on my bed she'd be like why the 1.00

01:22:47.540 fuck are you ruining our bed sheets right now like you're a fucking idiot like what are you doing 1.00

01:22:52.020 gross i'm reading what are you doing that's why you do it in the shower man that's that's where 1.00

01:22:55.780 the easiest clean up is no the standing up thing you can't always take a shower 0.92

01:22:59.460 you can't always what are you gonna do shower five times a day you out of your mind

01:23:07.540 uh 32 one time what are you gonna do shower 32 times a day

01:23:12.900 i don't even give you time for the water you're hot again i didn't even think of what an insane

01:23:17.380 question that was until someone pointed out the chat like what are you hiding from your family 0.99

01:23:21.300 sounds like you're hiding yes i'm jerking off of course i am jerk off when your kids aren't around 0.99

01:23:26.660 but you don't own your property you're gonna try to re-fucking formulate this and make me the way 0.99

01:23:32.740 yes i'm a shitter this is it no i'm with i'm with jose here because i've done it multiple times 0.98

01:23:38.580 because you're scared of your wife you're a single dude so you can't like you can't wrap your mind 0.99

01:23:43.140 or the cause of it like i'm just i'm just i'm just i'm just gonna jerk off here and then go 0.89

01:23:48.180 on with my day i can't before i was married i would like i remember getting on on the toilet dude

01:23:57.060 i remember when you were like completely evacuated in both areas you're like dude i'm 0.86

01:24:00.820 i never want to get married do you and then jerk off yes wow clint clint i i can tell you like i can 0.91

01:24:09.060 remember in like this before i was married i was in college in english class got got some got some 0.99

01:24:14.820 titty pics and i was like all right going to the bathroom went to the bathroom on the shitter

01:24:21.700 rubbed one out back to class dude this happened multiple times out of my system 1.00

01:24:29.140 it's like you have to release like poison out of you if you're well that is how you jerk off but 1.00

01:24:35.540 if you're relegated to having to jerk off on the toilet when you're married i never want to get 1.00

01:24:40.740 married it's not like you're relegated to there it's stent stent alto don't let me 1.00

01:24:46.020 i feel like i'm gonna jerk off everyone makes this like oh you're such a bitch you're like 1.00

01:24:49.860 hiding and jerking off like okay but like if we lived in a house together i also wouldn't do that 1.00

01:24:54.820 like yeah but you have a bedroom okay but if i shared a better if i shared a bedroom with cole i'm 0.95

01:25:00.500 doing it in the master bathroom even then in this hypothetical cole lets me 1.00

01:25:03.940 fuck his butthole every now and then i still don't just randomly just start jerking off from 0.99

01:25:07.540 in front of him because that's just weird and inconsiderate like this is an odd thing to do 1.00

01:25:10.900 in like it is very it actually is very considerate to just like when you say it is somewhere that is 0.77

01:25:16.420 supposed to be for like where your genitals are out which is in the bathroom your genitals are already 1.00

01:25:21.780 always going to be out so you go in there you close the door when you're in bed you don't your 0.95

01:25:26.180 genitals are yeah i mean sometimes but like i feel like i feel like the bathroom is way more 0.98

01:25:32.660 genital friendly than the bed is you are gayer than anybody i know i sleep with only underwear on 0.99

01:25:38.820 i sleep with underwear but it literally guys are so gay i used to sleep naked and i hate it too but 0.98

01:25:44.500 the problem is it became a habit because my kids when they were younger they would come to the bed 0.94

01:25:49.060 in the middle of night and i'm butt naked and so does this also because i don't take showers at night

01:25:53.700 i take showers in the morning i'm not gonna sleep butt naked into my in my bed wait oh that makes 1.00

01:25:59.300 sense you're wet getting in bed oh because you're fucking assholes dirty dirty in general i don't 1.00

01:26:05.300 even understand so you're gonna wear underwear and that's gonna keep your bed sheets clean it keeps 1.00

01:26:09.140 your ass like there's another piece of fabric in between you put on a t-shirt or tank top and 0.99

01:26:14.100 some underwear and you're golden yeah i don't understand anything also that's that's 1.00

01:26:20.500 that's bullshit michaela that's 100 bullshit that's that that's that would have been married 1.00

01:26:24.980 like a year shut the fuck up dude that's married propaganda like anytime you want to have sex you 1.00

01:26:32.420 just walk up to your wife she says hey why are you jerking off let's fuck and then you just do that 1.00

01:26:37.140 oh yeah oh yeah yeah that's just how marriage works you're gonna be down just tell her to 1.00

01:26:41.940 32 times in one day i don't think so not gonna happen just come in there and take what's yours 1.00

01:26:50.980 that's your pussy it's your pussy dude yeah when you're when you're married it can't be right 1.00

01:26:56.340 actually i put my hands under my pillow and really rub them on there 1.00

01:27:01.780 i can't believe you go to you go to bed dirty dude and then you wear you wear underwear because you 0.86

01:27:06.260 shower remedies the issue no no no no coming out of the shower no no no no i'm saying i shower in the

01:27:10.820 morning i shower in the morning i don't shower i'm saying he goes to bed dirty logic doesn't make

01:27:13.860 sense then oh you're just because you're dirty goes to the gym gets all sweaty and it doesn't

01:27:17.780 i actually do go to the gym and then don't shower after the gym

01:27:23.540 i don't go straight to the the bed so hold on hold on because because you you you don't want to

01:27:29.220 shower before bed you wear underwear and then you go into the bathroom and then you sit on the 0.96

01:27:33.860 toilet and you jerk off and i'm and i'm the problem you're the problem you're out of your 1.00

01:27:40.660 fucking mind cole and i want you to acknowledge it why no no no listen listen what happens is i i 1.00

01:27:46.580 usually wear like i have my gym clothes i go to the gym i usually change out of that into something 0.99

01:27:50.900 different so i have fresh underwear on jammies and i go to bed and no i don't wear jammies i

01:27:55.540 wear under only in underwear like to bed so i'm just in underwear so but it's fresh underwear with 1.00

01:28:00.740 the dirty ass and dirty balls and dirty dick it's not it's not too fresh that is it no but the the 1.00

01:28:06.420 underwear is fresh it's touching your dirty ass yes that's what's touching it rather than the bed 1.00

01:28:11.300 sheets that's still pretty bad how often do you have to wash your bed sheets we uh she elizabeth 0.99

01:28:18.420 was washing them all the time yeah i would imagine because she takes she takes care of that it's probably 1.00

01:28:22.420 a war zone let's say her stinky pussy is also going straight from the gym to the the the bed too 1.00

01:28:30.420 wow so when do you guys you fuck when you're dirty have you never had a post like gym 1.00

01:28:35.780 fuck they're nice and stanky oh it's great 1.00

01:28:44.020 no dude i can understand hours later but right after like once you sit it's dried off like 1.00

01:28:49.300 if anything it's just maybe some manly pheromones coming off you might have a little stink to you 0.99

01:28:52.820 i think i understand why she beats the shit out of you now no when i fuck it needs to be like clean 1.00

01:29:00.340 pure beautiful yeah i agree no even though he's never experienced what he's describing i mean i'm 1.00

01:29:05.620 not getting my dick sucked if i'm coming out of the gym for that's for sure like yeah you're a 1.00

01:29:08.980 fucking animal if you do that yeah like seriously seriously you're a piece of shit oh my wife did that 1.00

01:29:13.380 once and i was like you're gross yeah exactly that would turn me on so much i know but like it was like 1.00

01:29:18.900 you're gross and like that's kind of hot i wash my ass crack every day every day i washed it but 1.00

01:29:25.300 only in the morning because he's a savage only in the morning and i thought i have thought about 0.99

01:29:31.060 this i have thought about this like why do i do it in the morning after i've already sweat like

01:29:34.820 i feel like i should do it at night but it just feels like more of a to-do to do at night you know

01:29:39.700 what i'm talking about it's more of a to-do yes well yeah it's what i'm saying more of a to-do

01:29:43.380 you're trying to appeal to jose will definitely

01:29:45.460 jose it's more of a to-do to shower at night is it not dude i'm realizing that's when i usually

01:29:51.220 shower i mean but oh well never mind then i get up pretty early as it is so so i wouldn't want to

01:29:55.780 get up earlier to shower dude i'm really i shower at like 7 30 like it's like i set out all my stuff

01:30:01.140 for the morning so i literally can be writing like five minutes and i'm realizing like that

01:30:04.580 oh you do what i did in college i don't do that anymore i work from home so i'd literally just like

01:30:08.260 yeah okay that'd be a difference i would i've literally gone from the shower to my to this chair right

01:30:13.860 here and started working butt naked that's but that's even more insane that you don't take the

01:30:19.300 first two hours of my day are naked yeah i don't put on clothes for hours

01:30:27.300 i'm not even kidding do you keep those windows open

01:30:31.940 i mean no one's gonna see as high as he's up at you that's 0.97

01:30:34.820 bullshit you can whatever these buildings are the same height as me so they can see 0.92

01:30:39.300 i guess they're far away you can whatever to see just 1.00

01:30:44.180 butt naked have you been able to see another windows you know you've looked you've tried

01:30:47.540 everybody go to miami with a telescope but it'd be a silhouette you wouldn't be able to see like 0.79

01:30:51.220 oh i can see the silhouette of a big oh man you'd see that hammer hanging

01:30:59.060 i don't know people people are out there with like telescopes binoculars but i think i think you're

01:31:04.260 going to you're you're going to see you're going to see a telescope behind clinton like the next 0.97

01:31:08.740 episode honestly i give you i give you full permission i don't give a fuck yeah dude i'm 0.99

01:31:13.860 gonna come do that we will let you come on the show if you can provide it is it is crazy how much though

01:31:18.580 that no elizabeth is kind of the same way she she like the whole time she's getting ready she is like 0.70

01:31:24.900 naked like it's and i kind of the same with like she does it i don't know why she does it but it's like 0.79

01:31:29.540 and the problem is like she's based as yeah it's good it's cool it's 100 cool and but like

01:31:35.540 the problem is like i also do this like i'll walk around naked and like my like blinds are open

01:31:41.300 and i'll walk like and i'm just like this feels weird it feels weird for me

01:31:46.260 it's what does that it's not what does that mean it's so easy to shower it's a to-do i have your long 0.87

01:31:51.380 hair who gives a fuck it's not much of a to-do really i got to do in life i don't even have hair it's so 0.92

01:31:56.820 fucking easy it's like it's the best i shower in like 45 seconds sometimes i'm gonna come move uh 0.98

01:32:02.100 near uh both clint and cole and also michaela that would also be near me 0.97

01:32:11.060 no dude no like whenever because you know i wake up late as so like from 10 a.m to noon

01:32:16.740 all the tweets i send i'm sending them naked i just want everybody to know that i'm gonna think

01:32:20.820 about that now i think what you see from me it's that's somewhat early in the day that's why

01:32:26.340 literally that's why clint sleeps in so late whenever he's like at somebody else's like like

01:32:31.300 somebody's house or like at a different place because he like he's just skipping the naked time

01:32:37.220 that's all that's happening like he's just sleeping in past the naked time to where he's

01:32:40.660 usually closed so whenever he wakes up he was just like i'm just gonna be clothed already i'm just

01:32:45.060 like i'm just sleeping through if like the first two hours every day is naked and that's like 10 to 12.

01:32:50.820 it's like i'll wake up at 12 skip the naked time and i'll just start clothes sometimes i'll wake up

01:32:56.260 at noon and i'll just put my clothes on right away that's a good point holy but that's mostly happens

01:33:00.100 whenever you're not at your own house that's what i'm saying that's like my mentality for putting on

01:33:04.900 shoes of like when i'm going to be productive like putting on shoes like yeah oh yeah oh dude i don't

01:33:09.860 wear shoes until i go to do my show like yeah see that's where you're like you have levels of like

01:33:16.660 mental readiness you have the like morning you're simmering naked and then you then you kind of start

01:33:21.380 putting some clothes on and a couple of days cross-legged left-handed now you're ready to go

01:33:25.460 yeah

01:33:28.020 this episode has been nuts no no no no here's the thing though women don't always have to wash 1.00

01:33:32.740 in their hair no they don't they skip that plenty of times elizabeth skips it all the time 0.99

01:33:36.580 i know a lot of them a lot of them don't shower don't even wash their hair like like 10 days 15 days

01:33:41.380 like yeah especially if they have dreadlocks just absolute they don't wash their hair at all with

01:33:45.380 dreads yeah they can't they can't wash them or the the dreads kind of like it kind of ruins the 0.99

01:33:50.420 whole point total monsters this is why i only fuck dudes i can't i can't stand dirty hair 1.00

01:33:54.660 bitches what do we got here this heart murdered last night at a party and what they say was a dispute 1.00

01:34:01.460 over a piece of chicken my brother died on my lap and i couldn't do nothing about 0.98

01:34:07.940 the family tells the story this way last night there was a cookout in the hillside road neighborhood

01:34:15.860 about 10 to 20 people were there hold on pause pause real quick pause it why did he have to walk from

01:34:23.540 15 like 15 yards away towards him he had to like set of the shot he was like dramatic effect dude it's

01:34:29.780 gonna be looking so cool when i'm walking towards talking an argument over that piece of chicken

01:34:37.940 argument they say a man a man about 24 years old a man that the hart family knew pulls out a knife

01:34:45.140 and stabs ernest hart in the neck all we seen was blood just dripping from my little brother and he

01:34:58.180 listen i understand if you're stabbing somebody over some watermelon or grape grape drink but man just

01:35:06.180 some chicken what are you talking about man we were throwing another one in the girl 1.00

01:35:09.940 is one of eight i can get you some more chicken senior is his dad he says he knows the suspect

01:35:18.420 you know yes i know you just come to my house all the time why would he kill your son i had no idea 0.99

01:35:26.500 he's a nigga ate so much of my chicken it's crazy hide your wife hide your chicken because 1.00

01:35:31.460 they're stabbing everybody out here he like truth be told i couldn't afford the child support 0.99

01:35:35.540 payment no way so this is this is a good question white or dark meat he gone dark dude dark meat

01:35:41.460 100 100 both yeah dark meat dude white meat is fine dark white meat is for for dry chicken breast

01:35:48.740 has literally chicken breast has no taste no flavor no like there's nothing good about it except for

01:35:54.420 that it's just good for protein that's it yes it was the worst when i was like literally trying to be

01:35:58.420 lean yoked yeah and i just can do it up it's awful you can't really do it but but you can season it 0.81

01:36:04.180 chicken thighs god damn eyes are definitely better yeah yeah dude being big big yoked is way better 0.93

01:36:10.580 than being lean i'm a thigh man over a breast man just put it up put that out there 1.00

01:36:16.180 oh this is funny we watched this in the pre-show this is amazing

01:36:24.100 this is in india just dudes being dudes how many how many calls do you have to take for tech support

01:36:30.740 to get this get this car dudes rock 1.00

01:36:37.300 see your mother fucker just did he fly out holy shit he did 1.00

01:36:43.700 well i think there's a muslims not uh pajis right 1.00

01:36:47.380 same difference whatever same shade of brown 0.99

01:36:50.340 oh that's so good and that he survived is crazy it was like a range rover or some shit i don't know 0.87

01:37:01.860 but i don't know i don't know i don't know i almost thought it was a new bronco at first

01:37:06.500 but i don't i mean he was literally going back and forth and it is kind of like one of those vehicles 0.96

01:37:09.940 that could easily roll although willed it did he literally did just like fucking yeah what are you 0.86

01:37:15.140 doing clint is that like his like wrap it up we're done i was that was no i was gonna i was gonna speak i was 0.89

01:37:20.180 waiting for a moment of silence so i go ahead okay thank you guys so much for tuning in to tower gang

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01:38:14.820 it's kind of i mean it's it's kind of hot yeah a little bit like if i was into like dudes i'd be

01:38:20.260 like that's a good look you know i get it dude uh i don't i don't get it actually i think i look 0.93

01:38:26.820 fucking ridiculous but it's you know it's a nice sentiment uh bring back the black guy yeah we will 0.98

01:38:32.180 next week top will be here what is this what the fuck is that what is it's us as a boy band yeah yeah i've 1.00

01:38:42.500 often wondered what if you guys were a boy band what boy band would you be uh dude i love it they 0.96

01:38:48.180 put me in the wigger outfit that's awesome uh definitely it's gonna be um kosher technology or 0.99

01:38:53.620 whatever the fuck oh no no what's uh big time rush that's what we're gonna be i'm just gonna put that 0.97

01:38:59.940 out there never heard me remember them i had they had a fucking show on nickelodeon it was great loved 0.99

01:39:05.780 it nope i'm way too young for y'all yeah if we were to be in a boy band how many boy bands are there 0.92

01:39:10.500 besides like 98 degrees backstreet boys in sync oh town oh skull and bones 33. tim t said back door

01:39:20.740 boys yeah that's what it would be back door boys nine in sync also works uh in a way in instinct sink in

01:39:30.580 uh i can't believe that like this episode this episode no i was just like sink n-i-g-g-e-r 0.81

01:39:38.180 cole can you hear me because you've talked over me sorry yes go ahead i'm sorry okay just i don't

01:39:42.980 know if you can hear like i don't know if my mic's like no you're good you're good he just doesn't

01:39:46.020 respect you oh okay he doesn't respect me okay cool just making sure as long as he doesn't respect

01:39:50.020 me then we're all good i just want to make sure my mic's not low uh i can't believe that the first 30

01:39:54.020 minutes of this was rapes mania and i'm so fucking proud of you guys like we really like you know top 0.86

01:39:59.140 your abs cole was absolutely right top was going to come in here and say next week he's going to 0.99

01:40:03.620 come and just say ah can't do it without me fucking motherfuckers and now what's he going to say i 0.99

01:40:09.860 honestly i honestly we don't need him and i think that's going to push him to be even better and you 0.99

01:40:16.420 know what's weird about it i was pretty confident we couldn't do it without him yeah but we did we

01:40:21.780 fucked it up dude yeah we actually and honestly not a lot of content it's not like we we had to like 0.89

01:40:28.180 latch on to like uh like some story or like we just ripped off no that's how you know it's good

01:40:33.620 i didn't have to talk about an escalator yeah i mean that was that was that was the lowest point

01:40:39.460 of the episode but we made it work yeah yeah we did like usually that's a show killer a toad story

01:40:46.740 that's a that's a show killer toys to men there you go you know what's weird you know what's weird

01:40:53.380 about jc he's really funny and he watches he watches the worst libertarian content it's so

01:40:59.460 weird it's so bad dude he had a really wholesome story and a few other people on our telegram like

01:41:04.020 we're talking about how like we brought joy to their lives and all this during hard times and

01:41:08.100 you're like oh my god dude jc literally watches like the worst content like break the cycle liberty 1.00

01:41:13.860 lockdown uh he watches the worst shit and then he watches this and he's a fucking he puts up 1.00

01:41:20.900 fucking bangers no this is no no bullshit uh i'm not going to say the name of the show but uh toad 1.00

01:41:25.700 dropped a link to some show going why is this happening and i clicked on it because i didn't 0.99

01:41:29.860 know what it was and i and i see in there it's a fucking in the chat jc by himself like there's no 0.98

01:41:36.020 one else watching it's just him just talking real quick real quick i know i know we don't like to talk

01:41:41.300 about this but toad is top five in bringing in money for the lp uh do we know how much money has

01:41:48.900 been donated for you right yeah do we know how much um he 100 knows and he just doesn't want to tell 0.95

01:41:54.180 us go ahead no no it's like he doesn't want to encourage it he's he's afraid 20 bucks bullshit 200 0.81

01:41:59.940 did you put it oh did you put in that money no who did i might eventually i don't know toad toad if 0.86

01:42:06.180 you're getting close to getting out of the top five 100 you should put in some money and what do you

01:42:10.580 think what's the dollar amount to get you into the top five i'm already 200 right now at the end 0.92

01:42:16.900 motherfucker yeah i feel like if it's 200 now it's probably like 350 at the end a couple thousand 0.99

01:42:22.740 probably way more this is even four again what what what what what gay stage is this for you get 0.99

01:42:30.260 on lp national news debate at the national convention oh okay we didn't even watch my video i i wouldn't

01:42:36.420 say who cares that actually is like that's actually i mean i mean it'll definitely make the rounds of

01:42:41.460 the media yeah it will wait wait what what video are we supposed to be watching toad my uh lp alaska

01:42:50.100 video no oh we were supposed to watch we save that for next week next week dude it was i'm not gonna

01:42:56.740 lie i'm i think i was more and more everything toad does more and more convinces me he's a fed because

01:43:01.540 that was like totally like it was i don't know very felt very fed posty honestly honestly toad if

01:43:08.580 you need it if if it comes down to it and it's between you and chase oliver on the top five i will

01:43:13.700 donate like a good amount of money to get you in like to top five chase oliver has to join rape a 0.98

01:43:20.900 palooza he just comes in immediately puts his ass up in the air he's like i'll take it 0.99

01:43:26.900 i'll wear you out he went he wins through attrition we all just gas and die 1.00

01:43:33.940 he's so good at taking up the ass he just he's like he just doesn't die is the thing 1.00

01:43:38.580 because his butthole is so loose he like can't even feel it 0.99

01:43:43.220 he's only he plays d only defense no offense you know what i want more than anything is for toad to 0.98

01:43:49.300 get on the the stage for the national convention debate and then for chase oliver to pull up this

01:43:54.420 clip of him saying that just now that would be that would be fucking unbelievable i hope so oh 0.99

01:44:01.540 fuck i i i we definitely need i i i i okay as much as i hate that toad is running for president 0.98

01:44:09.140 and he's doing it in the liberty party i don't want to i i love why why do i do it but i but i but i 0.98

01:44:16.660 love that he has the chance of actually being top five and actually being on the stage

01:44:24.180 that's the only like payoff to this this is all he does and i want to make this happen

01:44:30.660 where do you donate tell me where you donate lp.org slash poll no and seriously think about this for a

01:44:35.860 moment like what you're doing here has toad really actually gotten into of anything serious other than

01:44:42.180 this like also what i want to what does he have to leverage his name off of other than this okay

01:44:47.060 this is how far we're able to take it toad i want to make sure i better update if that's what you're

01:44:52.340 relying on toad i want to make sure that that you if this happens that you on the lp national stage

01:45:00.180 will be the same person that you are on the georgia stage correct i'm gonna try yeah

01:45:05.220 no no no it's no there is no try there's only two i need i don't need i need you to be 170

01:45:12.420 he's 70 dollars over dude you have more you have more than josh no josh has 1670 josh is number one

01:45:21.220 i love that they put a hundred grand as the yeah as if that's gonna happen you know scroll scroll up i

01:45:27.300 want to see what they yeah let's look at the uh like who's your oh there's a there's a woman wait why 0.88

01:45:32.500 did it why are there two black people yeah you only get one twenty five dollars oh jeez you beat 0.97

01:45:38.340 the woman yeah you get one token if it gets through good for you i'm behind wrecked and wall josh chase 0.98

01:45:44.740 and termite right all right scroll down scroll down yeah scroll on how far are you out oh shoot i'm 0.65

01:45:50.420 out behind lars now lars got porn money lars beat him gotta get ahead of lars now again lars is 0.88

01:45:56.020 independently wealthy why would he not just put five grand and blow yeah you're gonna lose dude there's

01:45:59.780 too many rich people there's no point investing unless unless we all gather together to get toad

01:46:06.580 that's right but i feel like we're just gonna lose our audience a bunch of money and give it to the lp 0.97

01:46:10.980 which is gay you know what's crazy like between all nine of those candidates we're talking about 0.91

01:46:16.100 maybe five grand that's funny how low that was it's such a small amount of money it's unbelievable it 0.82

01:46:23.140 was a hundred grand between it was like the goal was a hundred grand and all of them maybe have not

01:46:28.660 even gotten to ten percent of that did somebody all in together it's not even mailed uh the lnc or

01:46:35.140 whatever the convention committee and complained and said that they accidentally used a picture of ken

01:46:39.380 bone for me also people are saying you're a neo-nazi which i love people are calling me a neo-nazi

01:46:46.580 that's great yeah but you kind of are well i mean you did i i didn't watch your video did you actually

01:46:52.580 say white power at the end yeah okay oh my god no did you really yeah i love how none of us watched

01:47:00.020 it except for yeah the c kyle was a little much

01:47:05.220 did any of this have to play the play the video i gotta see the end oh dude it's like a four minute

01:47:09.780 video it's a four minute show me the last 30 seconds it's awesome we're gonna save for next

01:47:15.140 week it's too good this is a whole episode of content if we really i heard that he said white

01:47:21.140 power i watched like half of it i couldn't do it anymore dude i told did you actually say white

01:47:26.020 power yeah why did you do that i don't know that's crazy i love we'll have to clip this in his defense

01:47:34.900 later where there were literally like like why did you say white power i don't know see your honor

01:47:40.740 because i went like this zero funding none and i'm a skinhead so white power as well

01:47:55.940 and i'm a skinhead so white power 0.98

01:47:58.580 he's such an idiot that i had zero funding zero and i said oh that looks like the white power symbol 1.00

01:48:07.220 you ad-libbed white power i ad-libbed the whole thing what are you talking about 1.00

01:48:13.540 you are the most you have the most notes nothing uh you're the most gifted you're the most gifted

01:48:19.700 politician of our generation he puts he puts more effort into better off dead than he does into his

01:48:25.220 presidential one oh we're gonna have to watch this whole thing zero zero white power 0.67

01:48:36.180 it's not even an obvious joke like the way you're delivering it like if i didn't know you i'd be 0.99

01:48:40.340 like i guess he's a fucking nazi i mean that's just such a wild thing to ad-lib i mean tagging has 0.93

01:48:49.380 really prepared you for oh don't get up being ironic it's so obviously a joke guys i'm being i'm 0.99

01:48:55.460 joking guys i'm joking see because i did this he's like oh all these sensitive snowflakes don't don't 1.00

01:49:02.260 like it that i said white power holy oh yeah yeah kill all blacks you fucking sensitive guys whatever 1.00

01:49:09.700 one more do you have brain damage like what is happening like you're not gonna have a job after 1.00

01:49:21.780 this there's no way you could survive this holy shit like i i'm all for you nuking your career so you 0.99

01:49:30.500 can leverage your money to something else something better but like you could have just done that 0.98

01:49:34.580 without doing this i support it totally but like at the same time you're clearly ending your career 0.99

01:49:42.020 i don't know oh he's like it's setting in like oh shit 0.99

01:49:46.740 he's like whatever oh no big deal i'll push that to the back of the head 0.98

01:49:54.420 toad is on the track to literally see kyle during the lp national like debate 0.98

01:50:00.340 oh my god he's gonna start a shit storm if he gets in the top five 0.68

01:50:03.860 there will be all these people that are like who's this guy and they're like 0.95

01:50:07.060 pull this clip from like oh this is his address to the whatever lp and like

01:50:11.620 oh i'm so ready dude yo if you're on the debate stage like if you if you do even remotely well

01:50:17.620 yeah like there will be media cut like they could play you saying white power on fox news

01:50:24.500 and then they will then later the people who really try to get to the root of the story will find these 0.92

01:50:28.900 clips and be like and see he's just he's just like just that silly and he's just that 1.00

01:50:32.740 fucking he's literally just that stupid like i don't know what to tell you he didn't really mean 1.00

01:50:37.460 he's just actually your honor i'm retarded 1.00

01:50:43.220 they're gonna find this clip and it's gonna be towed with milk sommelier

01:50:47.060 i'm saying yeah 100 i'm down

01:50:53.380 dude what are you going to have partially drew

01:50:55.940 i'm gonna walk out at the convention to a ride of the valkyries yo what do you think he'll he'll

01:51:02.020 ad-lib during the debates i mean he's gonna say something crazy i think he he literally will see 0.84

01:51:06.900 kyle during the fucking debates he'll he might actually say the idea now and so you know what 0.94

01:51:12.660 would be awesome is if he if he see kyle and he said i want monastery as my vp that'd be dope 0.99

01:51:19.460 oh my god oh all right all right yo we're out of here that was fun

01:51:25.220 oh wait we got those living to go 1488 at the debate 0.99

01:51:28.100 build different god damn build different god damn you strong you're wrong 1.00

01:51:34.740 i'm built different damn at your ass home 1.00

01:51:40.740 all right see you bitches we love you guys oh my god bye bye peace white power 1.00

01:51:50.340 all right i'll just finish this off real quick no you don't want this you don't want any of this 0.97

01:51:54.740 uh bring it back uh talking towers this is what happens we're not going to do talking

01:52:03.540 time no don't leave don't leave please stay with me we're going to end this show that's what we're

01:52:09.380 going to do okay oh there's no talking towers oh you guys are still on here so i thought we would

01:52:14.260 just kick me out you're the producer what the it's the tower power hour slot 0.96

01:52:23.780 no way jose liberty lockdown to the tower power plant bitch reed 1.00

01:52:31.620 cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 0.88

01:52:38.340 tower gang tower gang tower gang everybody lock is truth say same with lobster cole and jose

01:52:44.420 toad is sick no way jose the tower power hour Joago the tower power power our sloka

01:52:47.860 they made Dave split all his tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang敢 tower gang

01:52:51.860 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

01:52:55.860 they speak courage use bed bed more than rogan you fed you fed

01:52:59.780 you truth holk weather dim cats ho tof Wandsta more offensive l.o.s. no disrespect

01:53:05.300 more offensive than l.o.s. no disrespect

01:53:07.940 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 0.94

01:53:10.100 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables in all of it. 0.63

01:53:28.240 I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that's all, folks. 0.94

Tower Gang - April 11, 2024

Ep 172 - Rapeapalooza

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