Tower Gang - Ep 173 - Menagerie of 1000 Homos

00:00:00.000 This shit is retarded, this shit is retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, what's up retards? 1.00

00:00:09.160 I want to listen to music from the hood. I don't ever want to step foot in it. Yes, right 1.00

00:00:13.320 I've been reprying for another one and in the back of my mind 0.87

00:00:18.580 I was like it would be me that gets retarded baby. But it would be so cruel if you hold you when you're down 0.98

00:00:24.100 Nah, that's a good point, he didn't fuck his mom. He just had his dick in her 1.00

00:00:31.580 Why are we talking about f**k on this show? 1.00

00:00:40.440 Oh, that's too far. I'm asking a question 0.99

00:00:44.340 Start, whoa, with the feet. Skip the pussy, skip it. It's not what this show is about. This shit is retarded 1.00

00:00:53.540 No, that's how I was smart. Nope, he f**ked it up. F**ked it up. 1.00

00:01:02.540 I guess it's a common thing a lot of people have heard where they'll tell young girls if they ever get separated 0.99

00:01:08.540 from like a group they should look for a big black man and that's who they should go to as opposed to anything else 0.99

00:01:14.540 It's basically a demarcation line for how deep your d**k's gonna go. Like this is how f**k 1.00

00:01:27.540 That's how f**k 1.00

00:01:28.540 I feel like everything you guys say about Jews, you're just making up. Like I don't feel like I can't go in, I ain't ready. I can't go in, I ain't ready. I ain't ready. I'm fact checking this in real time and they are correct. Hell yeah. Thank you Tyler. 1.00

00:01:50.540 I ain't ready. I ain't ready. I ain't ready. I ain't ready. I ain't ready. I ain't ready.

00:02:01.540 I mean, unironically, I don't like Maj very much, but I don't think he's gonna diddle a nine year old girl.

00:02:07.540 If it weren't for the voice, I'd be into it. Hey cool, get over here. I want to cross-examine your nutsack. 0.99

00:02:19.540 Is she saying that he just came all over her? 1.00

00:02:39.540 Black people's blood is shaked like d**ks. That's not fair. 1.00

00:02:52.540 The best part is that the escalator breaks because his arm has now jammed the gears. They have to walk up the escalator to come and save their little retard. 0.97

00:02:59.540 Oh, yeah. You inconvenience your parents for another time when they're funny. 0.95

00:03:03.540 I'm an H child n***** and I can never go. 0.99

00:03:06.540 I just love Houston. I just love earth. I lean to my cup. Gas in my blunt. Got some hoes who gon' fuck. 1.00

00:03:13.540 I'm still pouring up. I can see in his face. There's all of my ways. Now you all on her face. That hoagie me face. 1.00

00:03:22.540 Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode of Fucking Tower Gang. 1.00

00:03:25.540 It's Wednesday at 9-11 more or less and we just had Lainey Habermack straight in your motherfucking ass. 1.00

00:03:30.540 What's up? That slaps on like a whole different way. 1.00

00:03:37.540 Yeah, man. I feel like every time I watch Lainey edits, I'm getting MKUltrad.

00:03:41.540 Like I'm noticing how it's like always some kind of like nostalgia, funny joke, severe violence.

00:03:49.540 It's like, what was that? Like, what are you doing to me, Lainey? I don't know, man.

00:03:52.540 It feels like they're being produced out of Langley for real.

00:03:55.540 Like, it's just overt racism and then violence.

00:04:00.540 Hey, if you just drop the G out of Langley, what do you get?

00:04:02.540 Lainey. Oh my god. Lainey.

00:04:05.540 Oh my god, are we the Langley boys? Are we the Langley boys?

00:04:10.540 Are we the Langley boys?

00:04:12.540 Yeah, you drop the GL out of it, good luck.

00:04:15.540 I like how the feds at Langley were like, like, no, no, no, we got to do two Lainey edits a week.

00:04:20.540 And they're like, boss, I don't know if we can handle that.

00:04:22.540 Do you think they're having fun doing it though? 1.00

00:04:24.540 They're just like, they just take all like, because they get all the like fucking murders and all that shit on camera. 0.99

00:04:30.540 And they're just like, throw another one in there, dude. We get so many, dude. 0.99

00:04:33.540 It doesn't even matter. We can do two a week.

00:04:36.540 We get to listen to these retards. 1.00

00:04:38.540 What I noticed is that my blood pillow face, like in our intro intro, it just is like, it's like a flash. 0.96

00:04:45.540 So it really like subliminally fucks me up. 0.64

00:04:47.540 Do you see? 0.68

00:04:48.540 I was editing it. Today I edited that intro and I was editing Lainey's edit.

00:04:54.540 And as I'm going through it, like slow, I'm like, oh my god, that was there?

00:04:58.540 Like there's shit in there where you're like, you just, I never noticed that before. 0.73

00:05:03.540 Yeah, it is. 0.97

00:05:04.540 I love the, what he just puts like little captions just randomly in there.

00:05:08.540 They're just like, you don't even, doesn't even point, like make you.

00:05:10.540 Oh, the Netanyahu with bad. 0.86

00:05:12.540 Hold on a second, guys. 1.00

00:05:13.540 Yeah, the French or gay. 1.00

00:05:14.540 Gross. 0.99

00:05:15.540 We don't know this guy, Marsupial Jackson.

00:05:18.540 I don't know if you guys want to talk about this.

00:05:20.540 I believe it.

00:05:21.540 It is real.

00:05:22.540 It's because Polpo was making fun of Toad off of something.

00:05:25.540 I sent Toad's tweet that he sent, which was retarded. 1.00

00:05:30.540 It was wild.

00:05:31.540 You don't make fun of Toad.

00:05:32.540 Don't make fun of Toad.

00:05:33.540 That's our job. 0.99

00:05:34.540 Get the fuck out of here. 0.57

00:05:35.540 No, but no, I'm sorry, but this was, it was pretty, Toad basically, someone called Toad 0.99

00:05:39.540 a cuck.

00:05:40.540 Called Toad a cuck. 0.70

00:05:41.540 And Toad said, I'm more like a bull, actually.

00:05:44.540 I don't think this qualifies as cucking, but what he's talking about, but it's closer

00:05:48.540 to cuck than bull.

00:05:49.540 Let's be real.

00:05:50.540 Yeah.

00:05:51.540 It was, it was really funny.

00:05:52.540 No, I was talking about being a bull in other situations.

00:05:54.540 In that situation, I was a gig of Chad, though. 0.91

00:05:56.540 Certainly not a cuck. 0.99

00:05:57.540 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Toad, but I feel bad. 1.00

00:06:01.540 In certain social situations, one could consider me a bull. 0.99

00:06:03.540 That's what he literally said.

00:06:04.540 He literally said that.

00:06:05.540 He said, in certain situations, I've even thought of him to be a bull.

00:06:07.540 I want him to tell us which.

00:06:09.540 Like, which social situation.

00:06:10.540 What does there have to be penetration to be a bull?

00:06:12.540 Is that what we're saying?

00:06:13.540 Right, exactly.

00:06:14.540 No, tell me.

00:06:15.540 I want to know.

00:06:16.540 When have you been a bull?

00:06:17.540 There's penetration of the mind going on at least in these situations. 1.00

00:06:21.540 He's going to say some shit about that stripper with the big titties that let him suck him 1.00

00:06:25.540 all the time. 1.00

00:06:26.540 No, no. 0.99

00:06:27.540 He'll literally just be like, some dude's wife sent me her tits, and so I'm the bull 0.99

00:06:32.540 because even though that's not what it is, she's just cheating on him. 1.00

00:06:36.540 The piece of shit who will probably be in like fucking lonely housewives DMs. 1.00

00:06:40.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:41.540 Elizabeth.

00:06:42.540 Yeah, when your relationship starts falling apart, he'll be like, hey, how are you handling

00:06:47.540 him?

00:06:48.540 I bet you he's got a DM with Liz going.

00:06:52.540 So, have you accidentally elicited nudes from Liz?

00:06:55.540 Just accidentally.

00:06:56.540 Because it's what you do?

00:06:57.540 Because he's going through his list at night, and he's just like, oh, there's another blonde 1.00

00:07:02.540 chick.

00:07:03.540 Accidentally sent them?

00:07:04.540 No.

00:07:05.540 No.

00:07:06.540 Solicit. 1.00

00:07:07.540 Yeah, when you get these nudes from these married bitches, do you ask? 1.00

00:07:11.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:12.540 You gotta ask. 0.98

00:07:13.540 Yeah, you're a real creep, dude. 0.95

00:07:14.540 This is becoming so far beyond absurd, it's like not even reality at this point. 0.97

00:07:24.540 Who watched Better Off Dead to get that?

00:07:25.540 What's up?

00:07:26.540 Tyler watches every one of my episodes.

00:07:27.540 Just for this reason.

00:07:28.540 Just to clip them.

00:07:29.540 All right, let's get in the mailbag. 0.99

00:07:30.540 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:07:31.540 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:07:32.540 Oh, man.

00:07:33.540 I know.

00:07:34.540 Hold on.

00:07:35.540 I do want to talk about that.

00:07:36.540 The Jack, what's it called?

00:07:37.540 Not Soy Jack, the wife Jack. 1.00

00:07:38.540 This shit. 1.00

00:07:39.540 Oh, no. 1.00

00:07:40.540 Do we have to?

00:07:41.540 This thing.

00:07:42.540 Well, I was going to say.

00:07:43.540 Dude, I thought you were going to get divorced for what you were doing with that. 1.00

00:07:44.540 What I want to say is if there was ever a situation where somebody was like, I need somebody with 20 years of experience for a job.

00:07:50.540 This is where I was like, this was my, I was like made for this, like one, this was my calling in life to make like memes about what women say. 0.91

00:08:03.540 Yeah, but you know, that's not a good thing, right?

00:08:05.540 It's literally just memes about your wife.

00:08:06.540 Like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, oh, my God.

00:08:22.540 Yeah.

00:08:23.540 Yeah, that's what it was.

00:08:24.540 I mean, you're literally saying.

00:08:25.540 I was, I was ideal for this role because my wife is so. 1.00

00:08:29.540 I said 20 years. 1.00

00:08:30.540 No, because my, because my mom said shit. 1.00

00:08:32.540 You know how annoyed I am by my bitch. 1.00

00:08:35.540 I have so much content. 0.99

00:08:37.540 I've been training for 20 years for this.

00:08:39.540 I've only known her for three.

00:08:40.540 It doesn't.

00:08:41.540 Okay.

00:08:42.540 What it just shows is that the things that Elizabeth says a lot, a lot of other wives say too, a lot.

00:08:47.540 So it's just like, they're all kind of the same. 1.00

00:08:50.540 Just as annoying and dumb. 1.00

00:08:51.540 Yeah. 0.98

00:08:52.540 Because they're all, no, no, because it's not, it's not annoying things.

00:08:56.540 Critical thinking skills.

00:08:57.540 No, no.

00:08:58.540 It's not even annoying things.

00:08:59.540 It's not knowing. 1.00

00:09:00.540 Women do suck. 1.00

00:09:01.540 I get it. 1.00

00:09:02.540 They just say things.

00:09:03.540 Like all of them say.

00:09:04.540 Really?

00:09:05.540 I'm glad I don't have one.

00:09:06.540 They just all say the same thing. 0.97

00:09:07.540 It's not even like that it's annoying or dumb either. 0.98

00:09:09.540 It's like, they don't have an internal monologue, but they do have a hive mind. 0.98

00:09:12.540 Yeah.

00:09:13.540 You know what got me?

00:09:14.540 The, uh, so you're going to drive that, that one. 0.99

00:09:17.540 I was like, Oh shit. 0.99

00:09:18.540 You too? 1.00

00:09:19.540 No.

00:09:20.540 What it is, is that, uh, when I don't even get that one.

00:09:23.540 Okay.

00:09:24.540 Because you don't get it because you don't drive with women. 1.00

00:09:26.540 It is.

00:09:27.540 I don't know what we're talking about.

00:09:29.540 I was, this was something I was on the other end.

00:09:31.540 So this was one where it had both the guy and the girl.

00:09:34.540 And what it was is Elizabeth.

00:09:36.540 She'll be like, uh, she'll say something while I'm driving.

00:09:39.540 She'll be like, it's green or something.

00:09:40.540 Or it's red.

00:09:41.540 It's like, you need to stop.

00:09:42.540 And I'll be like, you want to drive?

00:09:43.540 I'll let you drive.

00:09:44.540 I don't care.

00:09:45.540 Like, I don't, I'll, I'll sit right there in the passenger seat.

00:09:47.540 That's what you're seeing.

00:09:48.540 I'll let you drive.

00:09:49.540 And is that the same?

00:09:50.540 Passive aggression.

00:09:51.540 It happens every time.

00:09:54.540 I mean, probably every time I go on a trip.

00:09:57.540 Do you think about, do you think about like just housing her on the regular?

00:10:00.540 Like, do you just like, you like ball up your fist and you go like, nah, not today.

00:10:03.540 Well, the worst is my wife does that to him.

00:10:06.540 It's the reverse.

00:10:07.540 You know, I'm a bad driver.

00:10:08.540 Like, why, like, do you really want, like, you're a better driver.

00:10:10.540 Like, why would you? 1.00

00:10:11.540 And then I'm like, then shut the fuck up. 0.99

00:10:12.540 Why are you giving me advice? 0.99

00:10:13.540 That's fair.

00:10:14.540 It's like, I don't give you advice on birthing kids.

00:10:18.540 Like, I don't ever, like, I'm not.

00:10:21.540 I mean, say breathe, but I don't know.

00:10:23.540 That seems pretty, pretty standard.

00:10:25.540 Dude, Cole could get road ahead and not drive off the road at all and not have his driving affected at all.

00:10:30.540 Oh, yeah.

00:10:31.540 Was that yours? 0.99

00:10:32.540 That's a long joke to bring back a callback that Cole can't come from a blow job. 0.98

00:10:36.540 Jesus Christ. 0.97

00:10:37.540 Dude, did you actually, Leech, were you the one that did the Black Lives Matter one? 0.98

00:10:41.540 Because that one was fucking hilarious. 0.55

00:10:43.540 It was, I don't know if anybody saw it, but it had just the. 0.95

00:10:46.540 I don't think I saw that one.

00:10:47.540 Yeah, it was really fun.

00:10:48.540 It just had the girl with the black eye on it.

00:10:49.540 It said Black Lives Matter.

00:10:50.540 Oh, it did see that.

00:10:51.540 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:52.540 Black Lives Matter, and she just has a black eye. 1.00

00:10:53.540 Okay, guys.

00:10:54.540 Mailbag.

00:10:55.540 We let Cole talk about memes long enough.

00:10:56.540 Yeah.

00:10:57.540 Mark Vestibule says, which would you, he's always the first one, man.

00:11:00.540 Which would you rather? 0.98

00:11:02.540 You only ever come from jerking off with your non-dominant hand for the rest of your life, 0.99

00:11:07.540 or have your dominant hand amputated. 0.99

00:11:10.540 Non-dominant hand, easy.

00:11:11.540 Yeah, this is really easy, so I get to, I still get to come and keep my good hand.

00:11:15.540 I did not pre-screen that one.

00:11:17.540 I already jerk off with my, are you talking about non-dominant in like the. 0.99

00:11:20.540 Non-dominant in like, it's like if you write with your right hand and you jerk with your 0.99

00:11:23.540 left. 0.93

00:11:24.540 They mean what's dominant for your jerking?

00:11:26.540 Okay, because that's the two different things. 0.99

00:11:28.540 Because I already jerk off with my non-dominant hands. 0.99

00:11:30.540 Bitch, I don't write with that hand. 1.00

00:11:32.540 Wait, Cole. 1.00

00:11:33.540 I don't write with my jerk off hand. 1.00

00:11:35.540 Wait, your jerk off hand is not your dominant hand otherwise? 1.00

00:11:39.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:11:40.540 Have you ever.

00:11:41.540 That's interesting.

00:11:42.540 Same with me.

00:11:43.540 Yeah. 0.98

00:11:44.540 I jerk with my right and I'm a lefty. 0.99

00:11:45.540 You're a lefty? 1.00

00:11:46.540 That's like a weird lefty.

00:11:47.540 You guys are both lefties, right?

00:11:49.540 No, I'm a righty. 1.00

00:11:50.540 Because I learned everything righty, so probably some fucking pedophile taught me and like, 0.99

00:11:54.540 their standard was right hand. 1.00

00:11:56.540 No, no, no.

00:11:57.540 I always.

00:11:58.540 Doesn't Cole feel like a left-handed?

00:12:00.540 Like he does to me.

00:12:01.540 He does, yeah.

00:12:02.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:12:03.540 Because everything about him is retarded. 1.00

00:12:05.540 This says a furry froze his hands in liquid nitrogen and had to have them amputated so he 0.99

00:12:11.540 could look more like a dog for his boyfriend.

00:12:13.540 You know, all he'd do was.

00:12:15.540 You then left him.

00:12:16.540 Weeks after.

00:12:17.540 That's so funny. 0.96

00:12:18.540 How would amputate your hands make you look more like a dog? 0.50

00:12:21.540 Because they're more like a paw.

00:12:23.540 Because they don't have a pose.

00:12:24.540 It's just a nub, dude.

00:12:26.540 Yeah.

00:12:27.540 Literally just cut off your like, don't even have to cut off your whole hand. 0.91

00:12:30.540 Just cut off your thumb and then just cut off like the top part of your fingers. 0.93

00:12:34.540 Look at the bottom left. 0.84

00:12:35.540 He's already back on Tinder trying to find some other freak to get down with.

00:12:38.540 Look at how he's typing.

00:12:39.540 Look, yeah.

00:12:40.540 It's incredible.

00:12:41.540 He's typing to his fans with his mouth.

00:12:43.540 By the way, do you think, why did he choose liquid nitrogen?

00:12:47.540 Because that has to be absolutely hell.

00:12:48.540 You know, this is why it is.

00:12:50.540 Because maybe it's quick.

00:12:51.540 I don't know.

00:12:52.540 No one's going to get this surgery.

00:12:53.540 No one's going to do this surgery for you.

00:12:55.540 He had to like harm himself and then walk to the ER and be like, hey, what are you going

00:12:59.540 to do now?

00:13:00.540 Now make me into a dog. 1.00

00:13:01.540 These are fucked. 1.00

00:13:02.540 These are fucked. 1.00

00:13:03.540 Give me some balls, baby. 1.00

00:13:05.540 Dude, when I first saw this picture, I thought that it was one of those trans surgeries again. 1.00

00:13:09.540 I thought it was going to be like, dude removes all of his hand skin to create a neopenis 0.99

00:13:13.540 out of it or whatever the fuck. 1.00

00:13:15.540 Neo vagina. 1.00

00:13:16.540 Imagine having a neopenis and you can't even jerk it off. 1.00

00:13:19.540 You see stories like that and just think about genocide. 0.99

00:13:23.540 Oh, just think about suicide.

00:13:25.540 No. 0.99

00:13:26.540 I just think about like nuking furry conventions.

00:13:28.540 Oh.

00:13:29.540 Oh, no.

00:13:30.540 I want these people around.

00:13:31.540 That would be justified.

00:13:32.540 This is incredibly entertaining.

00:13:33.540 As long as they stay away from kids.

00:13:34.540 Top sees this and he actually just thinks of nuking Haiti again.

00:13:36.540 Actually, that's just what it is.

00:13:37.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:13:38.540 It's like killing black people. 1.00

00:13:39.540 This doesn't make sense. 1.00

00:13:40.540 What the fuck do you want to do with this? 0.98

00:13:42.540 He just top sees anything right in the world. 1.00

00:13:44.540 He's like, I don't have a limited nuclear arsenal and there's lots of nations with black 0.94

00:13:47.540 people in them. 0.95

00:13:48.540 So the furries get to stay.

00:13:50.540 Yeah, they're all on my list of like things.

00:13:52.540 Would you rather have a furry or a Haitian? 1.00

00:13:56.540 Like a barbecue eating Haitian? 0.96

00:13:58.540 Like what are you talking about?

00:13:59.540 Like have them in the world or like have them as a friend?

00:14:03.540 You're in a neighborhood filled with.

00:14:05.540 Like all of a sudden, all of the houses around you are now filled with either furries

00:14:10.540 or Haitian barbecue people.

00:14:12.540 Dude.

00:14:13.540 Yeah, like it's literally like I'm like going back and forth because it is.

00:14:18.540 I feel like the furries, they'd be awful, but like I can assert dominance easily.

00:14:21.540 There's only one answer.

00:14:22.540 This is why I opt for genocide in Haiti. 0.99

00:14:23.540 I would take the furries because they're easier to remove.

00:14:28.540 No.

00:14:29.540 I'm going Haitians. 0.97

00:14:30.540 You can't remove them.

00:14:31.540 I'm going Haitians. 0.97

00:14:32.540 The rule is you can't remove them.

00:14:34.540 You just have to live around them.

00:14:35.540 There's no like getting.

00:14:36.540 And the clear answer is furries. 1.00

00:14:38.540 The Haitians are way more dangerous. 1.00

00:14:39.540 No. 1.00

00:14:40.540 Dude.

00:14:41.540 Dude, the furries.

00:14:42.540 No, no, no.

00:14:43.540 Let, let, let, let top give his argument and then we have, I have my counter argument.

00:14:46.540 Yeah.

00:14:47.540 I'm just saying, listen, it's no matter which people they are, white people, you always 0.76

00:14:53.540 want to, you always want to live around white people no matter what. 0.85

00:14:56.540 Yeah.

00:14:57.540 So it's like furries every single time.

00:14:58.540 And they're like decent white people besides the ones that are cutting their hands off. 0.95

00:15:01.540 The rest of them are just kind of, they're not decent white people. 0.96

00:15:03.540 No, they're not. 0.98

00:15:04.540 No, no, no.

00:15:05.540 They're not decent. 1.00

00:15:06.540 They're probably like 18, 19 year old fucking like, like toads essentially. 1.00

00:15:11.540 No. 0.99

00:15:12.540 Top, I'm just going to throw this out here and he's going to, he's going to, he's going

00:15:14.540 to.

00:15:15.540 Give me the Haitians then. 1.00

00:15:16.540 There's going to, there's going to be at this.

00:15:19.540 He said.

00:15:20.540 Oh, that's a good, no, that's a good question.

00:15:22.540 Would you rather have an entire country?

00:15:24.540 That's what I was going to say.

00:15:26.540 We have a demographic.

00:15:27.540 I couldn't get it out.

00:15:28.540 I was going to say, what's the.

00:15:30.540 Lainey, do you go and not dress up?

00:15:32.540 Are you that person at the furry convention that's just walking around?

00:15:35.540 Like you bought a pass and you just like.

00:15:37.540 Just bone her up. 1.00

00:15:38.540 Just like, just full staffing it.

00:15:40.540 I think Lainey's the one who's threatening to bomb the furry. 0.93

00:15:43.540 This is what I was going to say.

00:15:44.540 Okay.

00:15:45.540 Here's my counter argument.

00:15:46.540 Why I would take the Haitians. 1.00

00:15:47.540 Because I know for a fact those Haitians are going to try to steal from me and I can shoot 1.00

00:15:50.540 them. 1.00

00:15:51.540 And at that point I can shoot black people. 1.00

00:15:53.540 You're not allowed to. 1.00

00:15:54.540 I'm not allowed to shoot them. 0.99

00:15:55.540 Toad. 0.78

00:15:56.540 You're in New York.

00:15:57.540 You're in New York. 1.00

00:15:58.540 Yeah, I'm in New York and I'm going to pick a fight with the blacks. 1.00

00:16:01.540 No, it's not picking a fight with them. 1.00

00:16:03.540 They're going to steal from me.

00:16:05.540 It's going to happen.

00:16:06.540 You know what's crazy?

00:16:07.540 Here's the thing though.

00:16:08.540 Why would you choose the violence?

00:16:09.540 You guys don't grow up.

00:16:10.540 No, no, no.

00:16:11.540 Because I can get rid of them.

00:16:12.540 One by one.

00:16:13.540 They'll keep trying to steal from my house. 1.00

00:16:14.540 I will keep shooting them. 1.00

00:16:15.540 Do you imagine you're invincible? 1.00

00:16:16.540 This is against the question though.

00:16:18.540 You guys didn't grow up where I grew up.

00:16:20.540 You're not abided by the hypothetical.

00:16:21.540 In this city, maybe Toad did, you can choose a route to walk home and basically say, should

00:16:27.540 I walk through Haiti or should I walk through Gayville?

00:16:29.540 Like I can make a left or right which one is more dangerous at this time.

00:16:33.540 No, no, no.

00:16:34.540 But it's different living there.

00:16:35.540 Gayville every time. 0.98

00:16:36.540 No, it's different living there.

00:16:37.540 This is a different question though. 1.00

00:16:38.540 I will fuck up a homo. 1.00

00:16:39.540 Now like a fucking cannibal from Haiti. 1.00

00:16:40.540 It is a different question. 1.00

00:16:41.540 You're right.

00:16:42.540 You're moving goalposts there. 0.99

00:16:43.540 You're not allowed to fuck any of them up. 1.00

00:16:44.540 The Haitians are skinny. 1.00

00:16:45.540 Yeah, I mean they're skinny. 0.97

00:16:46.540 I could take one.

00:16:47.540 But they have machetes. 0.99

00:16:48.540 No, you said you're not allowed to fuck any of them up as part of this question. 0.99

00:16:51.540 That's not what he said. 0.99

00:16:52.540 You said you can't remove them.

00:16:54.540 You can't like actually like ford them out.

00:16:56.540 I'm just a question.

00:16:57.540 Question on top of the question.

00:16:58.540 Do you think Toad could beat up a furry? 0.99

00:17:01.540 Because you're talking about fucking people up. 1.00

00:17:02.540 I'm like Haitians, no way. 0.99

00:17:04.540 I'm not sure he could beat up the dude without the hands at this point.

00:17:09.540 Oh.

00:17:10.540 That actually would be a pretty good fight.

00:17:12.540 You catch hands from the dude with no hands.

00:17:14.540 Jimmy no hands.

00:17:15.540 It's literally going to be the Max Holloway and Justin Gaethje at the end of the UFC 300 going at each other.

00:17:21.540 I didn't realize that Jimmy no hands did that liquid nitrogen thing.

00:17:25.540 Didn't realize he was a furry.

00:17:27.540 Actually at this point I think maybe Jimmy no hands should.

00:17:30.540 Like what if you just had if you had no hands just bones no like not even bones just like skin.

00:17:35.540 And it's just extra skin.

00:17:36.540 You certainly like circumcise that. 1.00

00:17:38.540 I'd slap the fuck out of a dude. 1.00

00:17:39.540 Like basically you put like a glove like on the on the guy with no hands. 1.00

00:17:43.540 Just put a glove that's like sitting there is like like that is what you're talking about? 0.99

00:17:47.540 No, I'm saying if you're Jimmy no hands and you got no fucking bones in your hands. 0.99

00:17:51.540 Why not just cut them off? 1.00

00:17:52.540 Like you can't really do much with them.

00:17:54.540 Wait, they're kind of.

00:17:55.540 Is that actually what his condition was?

00:17:56.540 He had the skin but no bones in his hands?

00:17:59.540 Yeah, you didn't catch the story when I said it.

00:18:01.540 Listen, he was holding the bat like he didn't he doesn't have bones in his hands.

00:18:05.540 Or maybe he does but they don't work.

00:18:07.540 They're like very soft.

00:18:08.540 For some reason when you described him.

00:18:10.540 Do you use jellyfish hands?

00:18:11.540 For some reason the only function of bones is to be hard and they failed at that.

00:18:15.540 For some reason when you described him as Jimmy no hands I assumed he had no hands.

00:18:19.540 I didn't realize that he had no bones in his hands.

00:18:21.540 Oh no, that's what the funniest part about it was.

00:18:25.540 That's why I said it would be really funny because when he goes to slide into base they would get caught and come under him and he would like flip over.

00:18:30.540 That's a great point.

00:18:31.540 I forgot.

00:18:32.540 You should have called Jimmy floppy hands.

00:18:33.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:34.540 Dude, he could probably slap the fuck out of a dude though. 0.99

00:18:36.540 Oh, he would be great for power slaps. 0.99

00:18:38.540 You know what?

00:18:39.540 I'm recalling all this conversation before.

00:18:41.540 We've totally had this conversation.

00:18:43.540 I don't care.

00:18:44.540 I don't care.

00:18:45.540 We're going to have it again.

00:18:46.540 No, I just want to go back to my point.

00:18:48.540 You cannot remove them like by any like political or try to lower property value or anything.

00:18:53.540 You just have to live amongst them.

00:18:54.540 No, no, no.

00:18:55.540 I take vacations in that case.

00:18:56.540 You can still protect yourself.

00:18:58.540 Like that doesn't, we don't, we're not removing my ability to protect myself.

00:19:01.540 They will try to steal from me. 1.00

00:19:03.540 That's the only way to remove them is to kill them. 1.00

00:19:05.540 Yeah, but then they gang up on you. 1.00

00:19:08.540 That's just more for me to kill. 0.98

00:19:10.540 That's not for me. 0.58

00:19:11.540 I think it's going to be like John Wick. 0.98

00:19:13.540 You're going to be dead after the second Haitian, dude. 1.00

00:19:15.540 I think that's not your spiritual question though. 0.98

00:19:17.540 Dude, it's insurgent math. 1.00

00:19:19.540 You kill one Haitian, you create fucking ten more. 1.00

00:19:22.540 It's a community that's, there's a cap to how many there are. 1.00

00:19:26.540 So you're talking about just killing the entire community as like they come at you like

00:19:30.540 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:19:32.540 No, no, it's just like, it's like, oh, another one tried to steal like from Cole down the road

00:19:37.540 last day.

00:19:38.540 What happened?

00:19:39.540 Oh, he died.

00:19:40.540 And then like, yeah.

00:19:41.540 And then no one's going to do it again. 0.99

00:19:42.540 And if they don't, does he really need that fucking thing? 1.00

00:19:46.540 If they try to steal from his trash? 1.00

00:19:48.540 Like at some point, like they'll just be like, oh, we just can't fuck with that guy. 1.00

00:19:52.540 Cause he'll just shoot us. 1.00

00:19:53.540 And then like, I'm good. 1.00

00:19:54.540 And then I don't have to see gay sex in the streets. 1.00

00:19:56.540 No. 1.00

00:19:57.540 Here's what I'm thinking.

00:19:58.540 Look, I think I win.

00:19:59.540 I think Cole's answer is retarded, but I would like to hear Toad's because he's also going 0.99

00:20:03.540 with the Haitians and it's totally ridiculous. 1.00

00:20:04.540 I'm going with the Haitians and my answer is way better than Cole's because we're talking 0.98

00:20:06.540 about the spirit of the question.

00:20:07.540 Toad, you made that very anxious, like anxiety driven for me.

00:20:10.540 The spirit of the question is that you have to live amongst these people. 1.00

00:20:20.540 So you're talking about living amongst a bunch of pedophile faggots or a bunch of black cannibals, 1.00

00:20:27.540 basically. 1.00

00:20:28.540 Dude, I'm just saying.

00:20:29.540 Massachusetts or Atlanta.

00:20:30.540 I can get way more used to the taste of human flesh, man.

00:20:33.540 I could be down with that.

00:20:35.540 I could just hang out with these Haitians, like go to their backyard barbecues. 0.99

00:20:38.540 They're going to eat what you're made with.

00:20:40.540 Dude.

00:20:41.540 Toad.

00:20:42.540 Toad.

00:20:43.540 You have to think he's going to get invited to the cookout.

00:20:45.540 Yeah.

00:20:46.540 You know what?

00:20:47.540 Toad. 0.99

00:20:48.540 They literally might think you're a pig. 0.99

00:20:49.540 Cole, Cole, you won me over with this with the Massachusetts Atlanta one. 1.00

00:20:53.540 I choose Atlanta every fucking day. 0.99

00:20:55.540 I'm over fucking Massachusetts. 1.00

00:20:57.540 Fucking. 1.00

00:20:58.540 Fucking homo. 1.00

00:20:59.540 Fucking goy slop. 1.00

00:21:00.540 I am telling you. 1.00

00:21:01.540 Imagine. 0.99

00:21:02.540 I wouldn't rather hang out with the black people. 1.00

00:21:04.540 You will. 0.99

00:21:05.540 Okay.

00:21:06.540 Would you rather see you're in your house in the morning?

00:21:07.540 You're in your house in the morning.

00:21:08.540 You're drinking your coffee.

00:21:09.540 It is.

00:21:10.540 It is.

00:21:11.540 You're in your house. 0.99

00:21:12.540 The weather's better in Atlanta, but still, you're going to die, dude. 0.98

00:21:14.540 No.

00:21:15.540 You're drinking your coffee in your house.

00:21:16.540 You look outside.

00:21:17.540 And on the sidewalk.

00:21:18.540 I think as long as you do set limits of there will be violence if ...

00:21:20.540 But I mean, I don't know.

00:21:21.540 Being thrown in there as a lone white dude, right off the bat, a little sketch.

00:21:25.540 Hold on.

00:21:26.540 I'm going to paint the picture for you.

00:21:27.540 I'm going to paint the picture for you. 1.00

00:21:28.540 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:21:29.540 I'm painting a picture. 1.00

00:21:30.540 And friendly.

00:21:31.540 Paint the picture.

00:21:32.540 You're at your house in the morning.

00:21:33.540 You're drinking your coffee on your couch.

00:21:34.540 You look outside. 0.93

00:21:35.540 And on the sidewalk, you see a man in a furry suit walking another man with a butt plug on 0.96

00:21:40.540 all four hands and knees walking down the street. 0.96

00:21:42.540 Or you see a black dude with an AK-47.

00:21:45.540 Which one would you rather see? 1.00

00:21:46.540 I say, howdy neighbor to the fucking guy walking the door. 1.00

00:21:49.540 Yeah, dude. 0.99

00:21:50.540 And I get in my car.

00:21:51.540 It's not a dog. 1.00

00:21:52.540 It's his gay butt sex. 1.00

00:21:53.540 Whatever. 1.00

00:21:54.540 That has a butt plug in. 1.00

00:21:57.540 Is his boyfriend black? 0.99

00:21:59.540 You ever been to San Francisco?

00:22:00.540 You know what? 0.93

00:22:01.540 There could be black ones, I bet. 1.00

00:22:02.540 Cole, Cole, have you ever been to San Francisco? 0.81

00:22:04.540 No.

00:22:05.540 You haven't?

00:22:06.540 You haven't? 1.00

00:22:07.540 So you've never been around just a fucking ... 0.99

00:22:09.540 I've been to San Diego. 1.00

00:22:10.540 The misery of thousands of homos. 1.00

00:22:11.540 Never?

00:22:12.540 No.

00:22:13.540 I've been to a libertarian convention.

00:22:14.540 Well, no.

00:22:15.540 That's not the same thing.

00:22:16.540 Let me tell you.

00:22:17.540 You go to San Francisco during any sort of gay pride festival, which is basically every

00:22:21.540 weekend.

00:22:22.540 Yeah, like this.

00:22:23.540 And I'm telling you, you are fearless there.

00:22:27.540 And there's just compliments flowing.

00:22:29.540 It's unbelievable.

00:22:30.540 They're so complimentary.

00:22:32.540 I don't fear these people. 1.00

00:22:34.540 But it's not just faggots. 1.00

00:22:35.540 It's not faggots. 1.00

00:22:36.540 It's furries. 1.00

00:22:37.540 True.

00:22:38.540 They don't care about how you look as a man. 0.99

00:22:40.540 They want you to look like a dog. 0.96

00:22:41.540 No, that's not true.

00:22:42.540 They want you to look great, and then they want to put you in some sort of dog outfit.

00:22:46.540 I don't know why, but yeah.

00:22:47.540 No, this animal thing, there's some weird child sexualization thing along with these

00:22:51.540 furries, man. 1.00

00:22:52.540 Do you want a toad with a fucking dog mask, or do you want a Cole with a dog mask? 1.00

00:22:56.540 That's right. 1.00

00:22:57.540 I'm picking a Cole every time. 0.98

00:22:58.540 Because I would choose gays if it was just gays in general. 0.99

00:23:01.540 And would you rather eat me or eat toad? 0.99

00:23:02.540 I like going to gay bars. 0.99

00:23:03.540 That's true. 0.69

00:23:04.540 I would love to see Cole in a golden retriever outfit.

00:23:07.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:23:08.540 See, furries are Nephilim shit now that I'm thinking about it. 1.00

00:23:10.540 Just his smile poking out of the snoot or whatever the fuck. 1.00

00:23:14.540 I would be like ball gagged and still be like smiling. 1.00

00:23:19.540 It's true.

00:23:20.540 You would.

00:23:21.540 Anyways, the point is, the answer is obviously San Francisco over Atlanta.

00:23:25.540 If you didn't have the homelessness. 0.98

00:23:27.540 No fucking way. 0.99

00:23:28.540 But we're outnumbered here, Clint. 0.99

00:23:30.540 It's just me and you that think that.

00:23:31.540 I know.

00:23:32.540 They're wrong.

00:23:33.540 It's okay.

00:23:34.540 I would choose Atlanta every day over San Francisco. 0.98

00:23:35.540 I would choose the homos. 1.00

00:23:36.540 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:23:37.540 Toad would be dead in four hours at most. 0.99

00:23:39.540 The hypothetical here is a community full of furries or a community full of literal fucking 1.00

00:23:44.540 cannibals. 1.00

00:23:45.540 Like people very prone to violence.

00:23:48.540 I see what's happening here. 1.00

00:23:49.540 Or these like diminutive men that I could beat the shit out of these. 0.99

00:23:53.540 Here's what's happening here. 0.97

00:23:55.540 Guys, guys.

00:23:56.540 Bottom row.

00:23:57.540 The way that I am.

00:23:58.540 Bottom row, smarter.

00:23:59.540 We get the right answer. 1.00

00:24:00.540 Top row, but on the two sides here, dumb. 0.99

00:24:04.540 So they got the wrong answer. 0.99

00:24:06.540 And Jose just likes black people. 0.99

00:24:08.540 And we've kind of established like the Tanya Yiki thing.

00:24:11.540 That's what's going on here.

00:24:12.540 Oh, yeah.

00:24:13.540 I do have a soft spot for black people. 1.00

00:24:14.540 He also likes big booty bitches and not tiny ass fags. 1.00

00:24:17.540 In fairness, I like black people too, but I don't want to live amongst them. 1.00

00:24:20.540 By the way, this just means that you're way faggier than- 1.00

00:24:23.540 I don't want to live amongst either of these. 0.98

00:24:24.540 That's like in the intro, but go ahead and nail it again.

00:24:27.540 I can imagine a hypothetical if I have to go to like goyslop world in like Massachusetts 0.74

00:24:32.540 or hang out with like cool black people. 1.00

00:24:34.540 Cool black people every fucking time. 1.00

00:24:35.540 This is a great, this goes on the cannibals. 1.00

00:24:38.540 This goes cannibals all the way. 1.00

00:24:39.540 What are you talking about?

00:24:41.540 It's a different question. 0.98

00:24:42.540 The cannibals are going to eat your kids. 1.00

00:24:43.540 No, no.

00:24:44.540 They do not want to eat kids.

00:24:45.540 They don't want to eat kids. 0.99

00:24:46.540 They want to eat grown humans. 1.00

00:24:48.540 The pedos want to fuck kids. 1.00

00:24:50.540 They want to eat like probably, I don't know, like 18 year olds. 1.00

00:24:52.540 Maybe that's where you get like the best meat.

00:24:53.540 I don't know.

00:24:54.540 I think I can deal with that. 0.97

00:24:55.540 I'm pretty sure I can keep the homos at bay. 1.00

00:24:58.540 Like, I mean- 0.92

00:24:59.540 Every day?

00:25:00.540 Every day.

00:25:01.540 The thing is, here's the thing. 1.00

00:25:02.540 They're just at the window trying to fuck your kid. 1.00

00:25:05.540 The black, the black, the black barbecue people that I'm talking about, they're going to have 1.00

00:25:10.540 kids that are going to terrorize your kids in the same way that they terrorize you. 1.00

00:25:14.540 So, which I mean, it's going to be constant terrorizing.

00:25:18.540 Maybe you'd be able to keep them away from the, be like, hey, stay away from the dogs.

00:25:21.540 The people dogs. 0.93

00:25:22.540 You want a small but significant chance of rape or a very high chance of rape? 0.98

00:25:25.540 They're all people dogs. 0.95

00:25:26.540 They're all people dogs.

00:25:27.540 They're all people dogs.

00:25:28.540 That's the whole community of them. 1.00

00:25:29.540 My kid goes to school with all fucking people dogs. 1.00

00:25:32.540 They all have butt plugs in. 1.00

00:25:34.540 The other thing about being in San Francisco is that you're totally, you're totally unafraid.

00:25:42.540 Like the, every, everybody's tiny or even the, even like the, the bear gaze are totally

00:25:48.540 docile.

00:25:49.540 How can we make that a Netflix show where it's like-

00:25:51.540 Exactly.

00:25:52.540 Picture this as a show, literally Clint and Clint is going throughout his daily life in

00:25:57.540 his town.

00:25:58.540 But every single person he talks to is a furry.

00:26:01.540 Everybody else. 1.00

00:26:02.540 And just the show is him having like a story with whatever the fuck. 0.99

00:26:06.540 It's a great premise. 1.00

00:26:07.540 And never addressing, never addressing that these are dogs.

00:26:09.540 Mushrooms. 1.00

00:26:10.540 And fucking walking around. 1.00

00:26:11.540 No, it's a great premise for a sitcom. 1.00

00:26:13.540 Look, I'm not going to like lie and say that's how I want to live my life.

00:26:17.540 But if it's, if it's that or the sitcom is I'm walking down the street and everyone 0.93

00:26:21.540 around me is a Haitian cannibal. 1.00

00:26:23.540 I'm going with the fucking, like this is such an easy answer. 1.00

00:26:26.540 It's unbelievable. 1.00

00:26:27.540 I don't even know how the fuck you're making a counter argument. 1.00

00:26:30.540 We have machete wielding Haitian cannibals or docile gay dudes in furry outfits. 1.00

00:26:36.540 I'm just going to say it. 0.99

00:26:37.540 You can outsmart, their IQ is so low you can outsmart them very easily. 0.99

00:26:40.540 You're not out, these, you can't outsmart the gays. 1.00

00:26:42.540 Their IQ is so low you can't outsmart them. 1.00

00:26:44.540 They don't even outsmart them. 0.97

00:26:45.540 They don't even speak your language.

00:26:46.540 All they have is a machete and an empty stomach and they're coming.

00:26:49.540 And they're not going to focus on abstract concepts. 1.00

00:26:52.540 They're just focused on kill, kill, kill. 0.98

00:26:55.540 I would dig a moat around my house. 0.99

00:26:56.540 They would not be able to swim across it.

00:26:58.540 I would be safe.

00:26:59.540 Oh, no.

00:27:00.540 I'm gay.

00:27:01.540 Oh, I sent this.

00:27:02.540 Oh, yeah.

00:27:03.540 This is crazy.

00:27:04.540 I went on a deep dive on this man.

00:27:08.540 I don't know.

00:27:09.540 I like how we all got derailed by seeing some transvestite. 1.00

00:27:13.540 I don't even remember what we were talking about. 1.00

00:27:16.540 Like, holy shit, he's hot. 0.98

00:27:18.540 You know what it feels like? 1.00

00:27:19.540 It feels like those fucking roller coasters in Auschwitz that just used to stop. 0.99

00:27:23.540 You didn't hear about those roller coasters? 0.99

00:27:26.540 No.

00:27:27.540 So I saw, this was the first thing I saw scrolling through my Instagram,

00:27:31.540 and it was this guy, girl, whatever, was doing like hip thrusts at the gym.

00:27:36.540 Oh, my God.

00:27:37.540 It was just like, and I was like, and you could not see,

00:27:39.540 you couldn't see any bump or nothing. 0.99

00:27:40.540 And so I was like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:27:42.540 Dude, I'm seeing what looks like a camel toe right here. 1.00

00:27:44.540 How is this a dude?

00:27:45.540 How is this a dude?

00:27:46.540 I'm not gay.

00:27:47.540 There was no bump or nothing.

00:27:48.540 Dude, I was, I literally thought, I was like, is this like some type of reverse trap,

00:27:52.540 like a double trap where like a girl is pretending to be trans to get more clout?

00:27:58.540 Oh, that's, that's absolutely a thing.

00:28:00.540 It's so easy to go viral.

00:28:01.540 I thought that was.

00:28:03.540 No.

00:28:04.540 No.

00:28:05.540 No.

00:28:06.540 I love it. 0.91

00:28:07.540 I fucking love it. 0.93

00:28:09.540 This show, this show is so advanced production wise. 0.98

00:28:11.540 I'm like, I'm caught off guard.

00:28:13.540 I was caught off guard too.

00:28:14.540 We're going to take a trip on the tranny tracks. 1.00

00:28:17.540 Apparently it is not a chick.

00:28:19.540 Apparently. 0.99

00:28:20.540 Apparently this thing has an OnlyFans and shows dick on it. 0.99

00:28:24.540 Did you pay? 0.99

00:28:25.540 I did not.

00:28:26.540 I did not. 1.00

00:28:27.540 What's the fucking. 1.00

00:28:28.540 What's her smooth? 1.00

00:28:29.540 I'll check it out.

00:28:30.540 I'm going to need you.

00:28:31.540 I'll check it out. 0.95

00:28:32.540 We need you to subscribe to their OnlyFans now and show us the dick backstage. 0.89

00:28:36.540 Just go ahead and do that. 0.99

00:28:37.540 Explain to your wife later why you're doing that. 0.92

00:28:39.540 Dude, this.

00:28:40.540 You're muted, Tyler. 0.99

00:28:41.540 I love that he pops in but he's muted so he just looks like a total pervert. 0.97

00:28:45.540 I'll be right back. 0.81

00:28:46.540 I'm going to go do that.

00:28:47.540 I told you I did a deep dive.

00:28:48.540 I was reading comments.

00:28:49.540 I said toad send me the login info.

00:28:50.540 He's already got it.

00:28:51.540 I was reading comments.

00:28:52.540 I was reading comments.

00:28:53.540 I'm not doing that.

00:28:54.540 I was trying to figure out because I was like there's no way this is a dude.

00:28:58.540 I was like trans people don't look like this. 1.00

00:29:00.540 It just doesn't like.

00:29:01.540 No.

00:29:02.540 You're telling me you've never seen Blair White?

00:29:04.540 Blair White doesn't look like this. 1.00

00:29:06.540 I'm glad this trans exists just to fuck with all the other trans. 1.00

00:29:11.540 That's the new boss. 1.00

00:29:15.540 She's the transiest trans. 1.00

00:29:17.540 I just did my taxes and it's like anything for the company is like did you have lunch?

00:29:22.540 And I was like yeah I did.

00:29:23.540 And they're like well that's a write off.

00:29:24.540 It's like imagine like a tower gang company and one of our write offs is just a consistent OnlyFans.

00:29:29.540 Just one training for 12 bucks.

00:29:32.540 OnlyFans.

00:29:33.540 Blair White does not look like that. 0.86

00:29:35.540 That's not even close.

00:29:36.540 Blair White.

00:29:37.540 It's like it goes in like versions I guess.

00:29:41.540 Or like it's like updated Blair White.

00:29:43.540 This is not even an updated Blair White.

00:29:46.540 Blair White is not cute. 1.00

00:29:48.540 Guys we're this close.

00:29:49.540 Whoa.

00:29:50.540 We're this close from Liz.

00:29:52.540 We're this close from Liz getting like jealous of Blair White. 1.00

00:29:56.540 I don't know if we can do it.

00:29:58.540 We might be able to do this and start a fight with them on this show.

00:30:01.540 I'm gonna be honest with you guys that that other tranny the blonde one way way way more 1.00

00:30:06.540 attractive. 0.57

00:30:07.540 Not even close.

00:30:08.540 Now.

00:30:09.540 I mean you can tell.

00:30:10.540 They had a boy face.

00:30:11.540 Yeah.

00:30:12.540 But like some girls have a boy face. 0.98

00:30:13.540 I can't tell at all.

00:30:14.540 No.

00:30:15.540 Not at all.

00:30:16.540 Like it's that is not a dude's midsection.

00:30:17.540 I have a nine year old boy's face.

00:30:19.540 It's a nine year old. 1.00

00:30:20.540 You guys are pedophiles. 0.99

00:30:22.540 The underwear is weirdly thick. 1.00

00:30:25.540 Uh.

00:30:26.540 That's Blair White right? 1.00

00:30:27.540 Blair White.

00:30:28.540 Blair White obviously. 1.00

00:30:29.540 Fucking plastic alien. 1.00

00:30:30.540 The face is totally fake. 1.00

00:30:31.540 Yeah.

00:30:32.540 It's just plastic.

00:30:33.540 Yeah.

00:30:34.540 It's just doesn't.

00:30:35.540 And by the way.

00:30:36.540 Every one of her videos.

00:30:37.540 Are we asking like which one?

00:30:38.540 Is that what we're saying?

00:30:39.540 By the way.

00:30:40.540 Every one of her videos on there.

00:30:42.540 Is that. 1.00

00:30:43.540 Is her doing like this thing of like when I tell a guy I have a dick. 0.99

00:30:47.540 Or when the guy finds out I have a bigger piece than them. 0.99

00:30:49.540 Every one of them.

00:30:50.540 It's like.

00:30:51.540 It's like.

00:30:52.540 It's like.

00:30:53.540 Dude.

00:30:54.540 I.

00:30:55.540 I feel like she might be.

00:30:56.540 I'm kind of curious now.

00:30:57.540 She might be grooming you to do that already.

00:30:58.540 Dude.

00:30:59.540 What do we do?

00:31:00.540 When we like get all Mr. Beast and big.

00:31:01.540 And then he fucking. 1.00

00:31:02.540 Then our fucking co-host. 1.00

00:31:03.540 It was weird. 0.99

00:31:04.540 How do we play this off?

00:31:06.540 I'm going to go subscribe to her only trans. 1.00

00:31:09.540 Cole's the one that goes trans. 0.98

00:31:10.540 All right.

00:31:11.540 But guys.

00:31:12.540 If you had to.

00:31:13.540 If you had to.

00:31:14.540 Which one would you.

00:31:15.540 I guess. 1.00

00:31:16.540 Fuck. 1.00

00:31:17.540 Which one would you fuck? 1.00

00:31:18.540 If you. 1.00

00:31:19.540 There's no question.

00:31:20.540 If you want to.

00:31:21.540 By the way.

00:31:22.540 For the chat.

00:31:23.540 If you want to find her.

00:31:24.540 She's on Instagram as.

00:31:25.540 Estrella.

00:31:26.540 Or.

00:31:27.540 Estrella Abby.

00:31:28.540 Here's the thing though.

00:31:29.540 I'm looking right now.

00:31:30.540 When you do. 1.00

00:31:31.540 When you do fuck her. 1.00

00:31:32.540 Like you find out. 1.00

00:31:33.540 You go.

00:31:34.540 Oh.

00:31:35.540 Put it aside. 0.99

00:31:36.540 And you have to do gay stuff. 0.99

00:31:37.540 You're still going to do. 0.99

00:31:38.540 You'd rather do gay stuff with the. 1.00

00:31:40.540 You'd rather do gay stuff. 1.00

00:31:42.540 With the girl that looks. 0.99

00:31:43.540 Like a girl. 0.99

00:31:44.540 I see her.

00:31:45.540 Estrella.

00:31:46.540 I don't know.

00:31:47.540 Don't they look like girls? 1.00

00:31:48.540 In their asshole. 1.00

00:31:49.540 Like. 1.00

00:31:50.540 I don't know. 1.00

00:31:51.540 Once you see a dick. 1.00

00:31:56.540 The only way. 1.00

00:31:57.540 I can really.

00:31:58.540 See that happening.

00:31:59.540 Is if I was inebriated.

00:32:00.540 Even if they're really hot.

00:32:01.540 Because then. 1.00

00:32:02.540 Once there's a dick. 0.99

00:32:03.540 Now I have to do this weird thing. 1.00

00:32:04.540 Where I'm shoving this hairy asshole. 1.00

00:32:05.540 Like. 1.00

00:32:06.540 It's just not going to. 1.00

00:32:07.540 Your penis is basically. 1.00

00:32:08.540 Jimmy no hands. 1.00

00:32:09.540 After five to seven years.

00:32:11.540 Jimmy no hands.

00:32:12.540 Why do I feel like.

00:32:13.540 Lainey knows this from experience.

00:32:14.540 It does.

00:32:15.540 Every time. 0.99

00:32:16.540 Oh shit. 0.99

00:32:19.540 Lainey's been around the block. 1.00

00:32:20.540 She's got it.

00:32:21.540 That's not true.

00:32:22.540 I do not follow her.

00:32:23.540 Dude. 1.00

00:32:24.540 I'm looking at this chick's dick right now. 1.00

00:32:25.540 Don't follow her. 1.00

00:32:26.540 No. 1.00

00:32:28.540 Pull up the dick. 1.00

00:32:29.540 Pull up the dick. 1.00

00:32:30.540 Let's see the dick. 1.00

00:32:31.540 We can't. 1.00

00:32:32.540 Hold on.

00:32:33.540 We'll get nuked.

00:32:34.540 Wait. 1.00

00:32:35.540 Did you find the dick? 1.00

00:32:36.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:32:37.540 Send it in the chat.

00:32:38.540 I guess send it in the chat.

00:32:39.540 Send it to Top.

00:32:40.540 Top will draw it.

00:32:41.540 And then we can show it.

00:32:42.540 No I'm not going to draw.

00:32:43.540 Okay.

00:32:44.540 Guess.

00:32:45.540 Hold on.

00:32:46.540 Before we see.

00:32:47.540 Guess the length.

00:32:48.540 Guys.

00:32:49.540 4 and a half inches.

00:32:50.540 Dude.

00:32:51.540 What if it's massive.

00:32:52.540 That'd be hilarious.

00:32:53.540 I can see it.

00:32:54.540 Every one of them on here is talking about like.

00:32:55.540 He sees both.

00:32:56.540 Yeah.

00:32:57.540 We got a lot of content here. 0.99

00:32:58.540 I see dick people. 0.83

00:32:59.540 i mean i'm still i'm still scrolling i'm i don't know i'm kind of uh 0.98

00:33:05.520 could you just send one i'm getting turned on

00:33:08.540 guys i really need to go i need a bathroom break real quick bathroom break

00:33:16.040 i feel like this this is why toad is so afraid of trans people because he's

00:33:21.460 genuinely attracted to them a stroll array is this actually well 1.00

00:33:24.400 well it makes skipping the pussy a lot easier which is why don't you just why 0.95

00:33:28.820 don't you just describe it's not astrella ray it's a it's astrella abby this is this is exactly why 1.00

00:33:34.580 this dude skips the pussy yeah toad toad describe she has a link a link on her fucking but i'm 1.00

00:33:40.920 looking but i'm looking at astrella ray you're just looking at trans porn now you're just looking at 1.00

00:33:46.540 trainee porn of a random trans person how did you not notice that you're not looking at the right 1.00

00:33:51.260 chick dude how did you not notice you were just you were just locked in on the dick and you're like 1.00

00:33:57.800 that's it there it is he probably just wrote you're a weird motherfucker he wrote tranny dick 1.00

00:34:02.220 into his his google search and just scrolled and looked at all the tranny dick he's like i got 1.00

00:34:05.860 and he's like he's like i found it i found i don't i don't even want to think about it i found so many 0.99

00:34:10.400 of them i don't want to even think about this if your girl hooked up with that tranny is it cheating 1.00

00:34:15.560 or is it hot if your chick cheats on you with the dude it's not hot it's not but it's like that

00:34:20.660 really really really hot dude we were just looking at that would be very confusing it would it would be

00:34:25.660 it would be very confusing it would be like this is as close to you can to cheating on me with a girl

00:34:29.880 that i wouldn't care about like as much like it's like in the slightest we live in an age and time

00:34:34.380 right now where where this is not like a hypothetical that we're talking about this is going to be

00:34:37.580 happening to all of us it's probably happened to somebody already like somebody got in cheat like

00:34:42.300 some dude got cheated on yeah i had an ex that cheated on me with a chick so i can kind of speak 0.99

00:34:47.820 to this look there's one that said god making a training with a seven inch dick uh there's one 0.99

00:34:52.520 of those you can't be trans republican which is really funny i thought i thought that one okay hang 0.99

00:34:57.780 on that's the by the go back scroll back up that's the one i saw first is the one the hip thrust

00:35:01.780 right there just estrella i'm sorry but since top hasn't said it yet i'm gonna go ahead and say 0.98

00:35:06.160 it oh i saw this video that's a man this is nephilim shit what this is nephilim shit 0.99

00:35:12.020 benefits of girl dick is what it says 1.00

00:35:14.340 benefits of girl that's great high protein snack boosts how many followers this person have 0.99

00:35:22.160 like 45 000 that's it dude this person's a star that's the level of fame i want us to get us to

00:35:28.760 to where cole and his wife can have a threesome with that lady chick no i don't 1.00

00:35:33.540 oh cole wants it so bad right now it's great oh god now i just can't i'm just finding women now 1.00

00:35:41.300 what's up with that he's so disappointed he's like i've scrolled too far i'm seeing pussy 0.99

00:35:50.100 all right do we have any other good questions give the pussy specifically 1.00

00:35:53.880 i have to scroll up to see more ticks oh god i saw that and i was like i just couldn't believe i i still 0.95

00:36:01.800 don't know i'm still not 100 sure that's not a a real girl just like i think there is in this day

00:36:07.500 and age uh like uh a lane that you can be a 100 woman i'll tell you i'll be a trans dude this can't 0.99

00:36:14.240 be right i'll tell you this much i'm not going to bed until i see that chick's dick dude i think i'm 1.00

00:36:18.740 looking at it right now but it's you can't really discern it because it's like a picture of her next 0.99

00:36:23.760 to a picture of the dick i got two pictures of her next to two different pictures of clearly what is 0.98

00:36:29.360 the same dick but you're just you're just looking at pictures of trannies and and totally disconnected 1.00

00:36:33.880 dicks that's really what you're doing right now yes you're a real fucking freak sherlock of cocks 1.00

00:36:39.380 over describe describe the dick to us in detail all right josey show us your knees i bet they don't 1.00

00:36:44.660 look very much different if if this is her dick dude this is uh send me the dick send me the dick 1.00

00:36:51.620 go ahead to us i want to hear this it is completely shaven i would say there are no pubes at all it's 1.00

00:36:59.840 obviously it's a white dick it is is it big it's erect right now it is very big wow 1.00

00:37:06.480 you had to give a number he's being sure cock homes right now 1.00

00:37:13.560 veiny i'm skinny i'm trying to gauge it based on the hand here

00:37:18.060 it's elementary dear coxswain i'd say it's like maybe some somewhere in the neighborhood of like 0.99

00:37:25.600 nine oh shit that's a fucking piece dude that that smoke show has a nine inch fucking banger on 1.00

00:37:34.180 if this if this is her dick yeah now where does where does uh where does pedo shercock homes go to 1.00

00:37:40.420 get girls or little boys if you had a nine inch elementary my dear coxswain 1.00

00:37:44.580 be a girl because because you already have it all and you're just like i want more 1.00

00:37:49.400 dude i have a smaller dick than a chick 1.00

00:37:53.060 that's a clip hold on 1.00

00:37:57.640 so but toad are you sure this is the same person i'm not a hundred percent 0.99

00:38:05.220 i need to see a few more dicks 1.00

00:38:07.020 this slump continues 1.00

00:38:12.060 he's literally spent the last five minutes just looking at dick 0.99

00:38:17.660 this slump continues 0.99

00:38:20.060 this is the best show on the internet right now 0.98

00:38:26.320 holy shit all right wait a minute 1.00

00:38:28.400 another dick has come in another dick 1.00

00:38:33.600 no this this has to be the one it tastes delicious 1.00

00:38:37.460 oh all right well now uh all right

00:38:40.720 toad would you be willing to do mailbag 0.80

00:38:43.000 if could i get you to look away from the porn and do mailbag

00:38:47.160 i'm looking at it flaccid right now it doesn't look as big

00:38:49.700 he won't do it he's so obsessed it's unbelievable 1.00

00:38:52.760 toad take your eyes off the dick 1.00

00:38:54.800 bro it literally posted like a video i guess he can pull it up but it posted a video of how to tuck 0.99

00:39:01.940 so i but i still don't know like it's still just 0.98

00:39:04.720 send us the picture in the group chat so we can all see the dick 0.69

00:39:09.660 okay but i feel like laney is great laney should know who this person is 0.99

00:39:14.540 and i'll be like yeah that's that's kyle you can't keep all the dicks to yourself you have to share the dicks 0.98

00:39:19.660 i'm sending into the private chat right now but i don't know 0.99

00:39:22.620 wait no i'm not pulling this up on my computer

00:39:27.060 i want you it's it's on reddit but it's i told you it's like pictures of her next to 0.97

00:39:31.620 a dick that is this is not gonna be good 1.00

00:39:34.080 being clean well since he's still focused on cox and won't read the mailbag hey top what are your thoughts on uh rape a palooza last week oh yeah okay did you actually lose the whole episode i see what you're saying 0.99

00:39:44.220 made a huge mistake shut up i listened i listened to the whole thing it was yeah 0.70

00:39:48.060 it was you know what you know what it is what i realized is gonna happen like you know how we bring 0.98

00:39:53.280 up shit that we said before i might bring up something from that episode like i was there 0.79

00:39:58.400 you ever do that with your friend group like like they tell stories like oh yeah i remember that's like 0.99

00:40:02.640 you weren't there motherfucker it's like yeah but i heard it and i felt like i was there 0.89

00:40:06.900 yep that's how good the episode was we felt like you were there all right yeah 0.99

00:40:10.660 no i didn't i knew you were gone with lice 1.00

00:40:12.560 i felt it did that get resolved by the way yes it did jesus christ i don't want to talk about lice

00:40:20.260 i'm actually a little itchy right now 0.97

00:40:23.460 no dude i got i mean we've been getting beat down with like all kinds of dumb shit and i got some really 0.96

00:40:29.560 good news right before the show started so 0.99

00:40:31.400 your crabs on waste

00:40:32.600 no i mean no whatever i'll tell you guys i'll tell you after i told the guys before

00:40:37.000 the lobster crabs but it was nice to have a win with the four of us we were legitimately concerned

00:40:41.900 it was going to be a flop when you weren't there and we couldn't scrounge up someone last minute

00:40:45.280 we know who the glue guy is i wasn't really i had confidence we know who the glue is

00:40:48.340 who's the glue cole because we had some good episodes without you cole 0.77

00:40:54.120 yeah i love that i love that cole now has a cocaine addiction 0.99

00:40:57.460 just remember that a couple of the big moments on the show were uh were without cole like after he 1.00

00:41:04.060 dropped off the street you ever um like met a person or it's a person that you know and that

00:41:08.860 you've been like you like you know them they're you know pretty straight edge and they keep like

00:41:12.480 sniffing like in places that like like there's a guy at my church joe but constantly he looks 0.99

00:41:18.820 up to go and i'm like one i'm like is this motherfucker he's on cocaine yeah is he all right 0.98

00:41:23.240 cocaine on the side you know this is inappropriate for the show but i'm gonna say it anyways because 0.99

00:41:26.860 it's funny so inappropriate yeah someone well inappropriate as in like it's it's out of school 0.78

00:41:32.380 shit i shouldn't be saying but i'm gonna say it anyways because it's funny so uh i was in i don't 0.75

00:41:37.060 know whatever state i was in last last weekend and someone at texas thank you someone comes up to me 0.98

00:41:42.820 at the bar and they say they say hey does uh does rectum world have a coke addiction

00:41:47.880 and i was like i don't know maybe i just think it's really funny if there's someone like if there's

00:41:55.640 someone running for president who has a cocaine addiction that's awesome someone who doesn't have a

00:42:00.980 cocaine addiction i'm concerned you know i feel like they all do real quick toad were you

00:42:05.500 legitimately being courted today for your endorsement and for you to drop out yeah i don't know what the 1.00

00:42:10.700 fuck was this was i don't know was that just you being fucking stupid i mean how crazy would it be to 1.00

00:42:14.740 think that like toad yeah right and swing the election but i also saw toad post a tweet and it was 1.00

00:42:21.320 like a picture of a robo call like that they like they clearly just mass sent those out and he's like

00:42:26.780 i'm your fucking opponent to a large with him okay so an actual personal you want to say like 0.95

00:42:34.180 his campaign sent a robo fucking text and i know it's funny they don't want me to drop out and 0.99

00:42:39.260 wants my endorsement you know how low you know low toad is on like the social totem pole 0.98

00:42:43.900 those are his peers the other people the totem pole yeah it's funny there's legitimately someone

00:42:50.280 like politically calculating like we need to get toad out i need this vote i need the toad

00:42:54.400 endorsement you think i'm on the same gotta get the toad vote you think i'm on the same like level

00:42:59.280 of the social totem pole as a bunch of steven you wanted that chick giving himself a money shot 1.00

00:43:04.060 thanks trap send it to me please we'll put yesterday's horribleness behind us gotta get

00:43:13.180 back on track is that like all the shows about i don't want to know i feel like tyler is just

00:43:20.460 regularly watching his show now just to get these out of context dude i've noticed that i sniff on

00:43:25.740 that show quite a bit like i think i have a cocaine addiction or something oh that's actually a good

00:43:30.300 point he does sniff a lot if you listen to like as he talks it's always a 0.92

00:43:34.180 i'm watching a different type of smith i'm watching homegirl jerk off right now just so you guys know 0.99

00:43:40.340 like with like you see the tits you see the tits in the in the shot too where i don't see it no there 1.00

00:43:45.920 are no tits but it doesn't look like the same girl and i'm just watching that's what i'm saying

00:43:50.120 unless i see the tits in the shot it doesn't count it's not the same girl no no no i see the face but 0.99

00:43:55.120 the tits are in a shirt here's what i think some of her videos she did some of her videos she did 1.00

00:44:00.400 before she got her tits done that's what i'm guessing so they're like way smaller than they 1.00

00:44:05.320 were someone had to buy those tits you think trainees get it off like you think they're just 1.00

00:44:08.720 getting bukus of money out of nowhere no no she had to do the only fans first without the tits to 1.00

00:44:13.960 get i'm not clicking this link but i'm looking at it now dude it's not a nine inch it's like a chicken 0.96

00:44:17.880 in the egg thing with with a trans person when they do an only fans which comes first the only fans 0.99

00:44:22.780 are the tits you said it's not a nine inch what are we talking six seven its hand is covering it 1.00

00:44:28.520 yeah six seven so i just wanted to point that out we're talking six and seven and toad goes to a nine 0.98

00:44:36.680 so now we know how his measurement is skewed no no no he's alive i posted it in the private chat you 0.98

00:44:42.600 could see what i was looking at yeah i saw those ones it's just not her dick yeah i'm literally 0.99

00:44:47.640 watching the dude jerk off with a female face and i don't like it dude because i thought you were 0.99

00:44:53.380 going to go somewhere else on that i saw one of the videos that clint is talking about and i said 0.99

00:44:56.820 oh it is smaller than what i thought i love it how you guys are all becoming gay and i'm you know 0.99

00:45:02.440 i am abstaining from being gay you guys are the real gays you guys are like oh look dick and boobs 1.00

00:45:12.740 i'm confused i'm confused on a scale of toad to drake how big is this dick uh it's it's definitely 1.00

00:45:17.660 like it it it's not the closer toad yeah it's because it's it's not the drake like hold it full 0.95

00:45:24.480 hand and it's not even close to drake it's not doing that like it's like full hand and there's

00:45:30.600 guys he's right he's right i don't think there's anything there's nothing we could do to bring

00:45:34.880 this back from like i disagree darude laney edit yeah dude's answer is gonna be yeah yeah i think

00:45:41.940 sorry i'm not gonna lie i've never i've never watched uh tranny porn until now not my thing 0.71

00:45:46.600 that's the best way to get out of tranny porn that's right here a roller coaster play a video 0.80

00:45:52.520 from a train yeah that's that that'll that'll straighten me right up oh yeah no no no oh this is 1.00

00:46:07.340 the other lane you missed uh me saying shut the fuck up you know what's crazy 0.99

00:46:26.100 i'm just sexy oh easily yeah it's not even a question 1.00

00:46:31.400 rape to the death we have to we have to like we're all gonna rape to the death 0.99

00:46:40.480 it's not it's not a fight to the death it's a rape hey man 1.00

00:46:48.920 he's gonna be scrappy but he's gonna die

00:46:54.920 yeah but we're three men that are probably in the 200 pound range that's for real we're gonna 0.99

00:47:01.220 rape him like i'm sorry i think oh i'm thinking about it this scenario beat it up n-word catch a 1.00

00:47:08.140 charge you get his mouth i get his asshole off on top i want to ride i do a kegel while it's inside 1.00

00:47:14.480 spit in my mouth look in my eyes 1.00

00:47:16.440 i'll tell you one thing i don't survive is an entire year of saturdays taking marching orders 0.94

00:47:26.860 from ben shapiro i am going to end up in prison for sure oh yeah so 0.99

00:47:30.280 i'm gonna plow your sister's ass like a palestinian village 1.00

00:47:38.320 you want to you want to perforate their asshole is what you want to you want to cause bleeding 1.00

00:47:51.340 yes right bleeding is is that we're obviously also mentally unhanished 1.00

00:48:00.260 drop 0.98

00:48:14.260 that shit goes so fucking hard dude as good as that edit is i just want to uh give brief props to 0.99

00:48:27.980 darude for creating 20 years ago the greatest techno song that's still to this day the biggest banger of 0.99

00:48:34.120 all time it i feel like i the uh i try to post the meme in there of like uh song name because uh

00:48:41.300 that's been like like the internet meme since like the beginning like it's been like 20 years

00:48:45.340 of an internet meme i didn't get it at all really that's been like anytime there's a song and

00:48:50.220 something someone says song name someone goes darud by sand or sandstorm by darud or like darud

00:48:54.360 i don't understand that either actually really i don't know am i like when laney posted that he

00:48:59.840 posted what's the song name and then we're all like darud by sandstorm it's like oh you guys did the

00:49:05.380 meme and you're like yeah i don't know i don't know if i must i must be like so like into into meme

00:49:12.360 culture because that's forever that's what i remember that was that was not in my that's not a

00:49:18.200 zoomer it's been a meme since the sandstorm came out 20 years ago there was no memes 20 years ago yeah

00:49:24.380 it's it's it's a meme war like it's a dial up dog it's an internet joke which i definitely did

00:49:29.860 meme started with donald trump okay right meme is classic

00:49:33.580 see people people get it people cole's right yeah exactly old school internet if you ask if

00:49:41.400 someone if someone puts a like a song in a any type of video someone says what's the song

00:49:45.780 someone goes through sandstorm and they go on there in the year 2000 that's crazy

00:49:50.340 wow god i'm old that's 24 years god so hard it really like you forget about like because i guess

00:49:57.940 it came out and it's probably just like but you go back to it's like it's such a banger like that 0.92

00:50:02.800 drop might be one of the best drops of music like when it's like you just want to fucking go dude if 0.99

00:50:12.040 you guys add my screen oh is it the dick 1.00

00:50:15.960 is this the actual music video 0.94

00:50:22.920 is this the music video for real yeah for real

00:50:35.140 no that wasn't 20 years ago that was 2009 you guys are wrong

00:50:44.900 i that's true

00:50:49.400 honestly i would i would listen to this on loop for the rest of the show

00:50:59.340 i just head bopping the whole time sounds like great content all right we're gonna get our ad

00:51:06.340 revenues stolen by darud which is kind of cool this is speaking of speaking of which we do have an

00:51:11.180 advertiser oh do we got yeah that's a that was i think i've heard of it before but yeah you got a

00:51:16.860 segue better than that i'm trying razors guys razors like do you do you not want razor burn 0.96

00:51:22.060 dryers in a sandstorm if you haven't bought these fucking razors already like we've been 0.98

00:51:27.660 pushing these razors for like eight months whoever's gonna buy them has bought them 0.99

00:51:32.380 this is very strange at this point look if you haven't bought an adobe by now 0.85

00:51:36.640 you're probably never going to but do it anyways use kill yourself if you haven't bought an adobe 1.00

00:51:41.600 kill yourself with an adobe razor great yes kill your wife kill your family oh it's just hitler 1.00

00:51:49.740 no shaveco.com 1.00

00:51:54.720 you gotta shave your mustache hitler's stash 0.91

00:51:58.720 dot com i think i've asked this before do you think the veteran owned is good or bad

00:52:04.160 uh for our audience it's probably pretty neutral i was wondering about that because i know there's

00:52:08.640 some weird like there's some weird ones out there they're like you're a veteran oh so you killed kids 0.86

00:52:13.120 didn't you fucker like you're like okay like the vast majority of soldiers here's a veteran kids 0.99

00:52:17.920 like a veteran 0.99

00:52:21.280 by the way the uh that original video goes so hard though of him actually walking out there oh

00:52:38.640 it goes hard i love all the wait the original video where he goes out and gives a speech

00:52:43.840 yeah it's really hard yeah dude that's every time i see a hitler video it just always reminds me of

00:52:50.160 high school sitting down history class and our teacher was going to play us a hit i think i told

00:52:54.160 this the story every time i see a hitler video it just really makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside

00:53:00.320 makes me reminisce damn he almost got all of them he was so close when i was a young man and my future

00:53:05.040 was all in front of me and hitler was just telling me how to live my life uh no so it was uh she 0.80

00:53:10.480 wanted to show us we got to world war ii in history class so she wanted to show us a hit uh hitler 0.55

00:53:15.360 like speech and just let us watch it in german for some reason so i don't know why they just see

00:53:19.440 him going crazy middle of the middle of the video cuts to two gay dudes making out just

00:53:26.160 that was bad that was bad how do you feel about yourself after after every time it kills me

00:53:42.480 every time it's a stab in the heart do you guys want to watch toes alaska thing because i have lots

00:53:48.640 of yeah let's do it yes yes i do we keep forgetting about it i'll be right back how long is it it's

00:53:55.120 like five minutes long but we can pause throughout i think it's worth it it is i'm hiring something else

00:54:02.480 that's all i can say did you watch it top i only watched half of it and i was just like what dude

00:54:06.720 all this was was uh insanity that's what it was like i'm saying was was like i'm gonna like because

00:54:12.960 you can't come to alaska because it's not real make a video to show at the lp because it's not

00:54:17.760 real make a video to show at the lp alaska convention i was like all right so i'll just

00:54:22.640 give like a rundown of what my campaign is about i don't know i just grabbed my phone and i just

00:54:28.320 fucking lp alaska here we go all right we gotta wait for we gotta wait for clint he went he's gotta 0.99

00:54:35.520 pee because his bladder's small leave that face up yeah he didn't jerk off to the tranny porn leave 1.00

00:54:39.840 the face up in the meantime i want that that visual so we can all get in the right mindset also uh 0.99

00:54:45.200 we did find out that to the tranny porn he's cleaning it up right now toad is still like on a pillow 0.96

00:54:51.520 just the i just i don't know this just put this video out and just not have the social awareness

00:54:56.240 just astounding what no what what are you talking about i thought this was awesome

00:55:02.560 toad's face there looks like the archetypal like if you were starting an rpg game you could pick

00:55:08.480 this as like a caveman like hobbit or something like that like you want to be like no you're like

00:55:14.640 hey guys look how funny i can make this guy look like we're like here like i can it looks like your

00:55:21.040 nose is fake like it comes with the glasses like it just goes right over dude he looks like the 0.95

00:55:26.320 fucking it looks like the crease there is way too much i need the mustache to go tell me he doesn't 0.99

00:55:31.760 look like the face of the hand you like the perfect physiognomy sup lp alaska 1.00

00:55:38.400 him saying it like that i just hate it god

00:55:44.800 like as as toad been more annoying lately i don't know maybe it's just me

00:55:48.800 he's been more annoying i think he's like a different different persona when he's doing this 0.84

00:55:53.680 shit and it's more dialed up the boston i think he's trying to find the right dial of boston to 0.97

00:55:58.720 create a different persona and this wasn't boston toad i didn't have the accent and not quite but it's 0.98

00:56:03.920 it's more it's like between boston toad and toad how are we how are we doing on the the fundraiser for

00:56:09.120 you to to be in whatever the convention i don't know this was like debate toad mode right here though

00:56:15.600 no i'm serious guys please go donate wait wait please go donate to toad uh because i i would

00:56:23.200 just love i would love nothing more than to see him get on the stage and it feels like some of the

00:56:27.200 guys are threatened by how much money you're raising so guys if you're donating their sixth place like

00:56:32.320 the whole time so yeah show them what a bunch of retards on the internet can do to threaten their 1.00

00:56:37.760 genuine attempts at actual improving the political system but it's a complete joke so jokes on them 1.00

00:56:43.280 fucking faggots i'm in so retards are stronger boss and toad is in my top five 1.00

00:56:50.960 i'm still in six i'm still in sixth right now i'm behind lars 1.00

00:56:56.160 i'm behind lars right now i'm still in six i'm in sixth place right now 240 it's not bad dude

00:57:02.640 who's in fifth lars with how much like 500. hey josie just said she'll retweet at give send go

00:57:09.760 i don't know if you can send out the link it's the same thing basically do it lp.org

00:57:13.600 slash poll get me ahead of lars all you gotta do is someone replace one fat coomer with another in 0.98

00:57:18.720 the debate and josie can tweet i literally said today that lars is just a more successful toad and

00:57:23.840 i said this is crazy this is crazy my old job my old job sent me a letter and they were just like hey

00:57:29.760 we owed you like tens of thousands of dollars and now in my head i'm like i'm gonna reinvest into the

00:57:35.200 company but now in my head i'm like i could technically just put toad into it my wife would 1.00

00:57:42.560 kill me i'm telling you right now 2750 dollars he's got 250 right now 2750 that puts him at 3k

00:57:49.120 there's no way anyone beats that dude i'm just i'm just gonna do it myself it's insurmountable

00:57:54.160 amount of money dude if it comes down to it i'm just gonna put up yeah i'm gonna put up the money

00:57:57.520 myself this is what you're here for this is that's literally your job there you go dude dude 0.98

00:58:03.680 it's a drop stupid cash on done things no man how much who has the most who has the most money josh 0.99

00:58:10.480 has the most i'm pretty sure at 24 you just got each of us kids to give a dollar 1.00

00:58:16.560 the gay dude has more i'm pretty sure like 1800 so are you still top five no i'm sixth oh guys we gotta 0.58

00:58:25.600 get back a tie five and he looks cool dude there's another toad on here we should just have our fans

00:58:31.680 send all the money to joe collins joe collins i think is is he that guy ran go all the way down

00:58:38.160 go all the way down governor of california this gay dude great to throw all of our support behind 0.99

00:58:42.480 a random ass political person like what the who are these just a black dude looks like booger 0.99

00:58:47.520 mafarlane you might be right you might be right like literally 2700 dollars takes a thousand dollars 0.94

00:58:54.800 takes this whole you'd be number one dude my fans my fans gave me three grand just for a new 0.86

00:58:59.200 fucking camera if we can't get our fans to give us 2700 to put toad into a really 0.95

00:59:04.720 ridiculous paradigm is rife watching is matt rife watching i mean for your company i don't know 0.99

00:59:08.800 if there's a tax writer for a political donation there it is this slump continues 0.70

00:59:17.840 it's a it's a donation to the make a wish foundation for real though josey just said she

00:59:22.560 would retweet it so all you gotta do is tweet out a post about donate i was like i don't care

00:59:26.880 about her i want her money he's like i actually just want some nudes from her

00:59:31.760 i've been in her dms didn't get nothing i have no doubt in my mind all right guys you want to uh

00:59:39.520 break down the candidate i want toad to be like because money i didn't know there was an lb

00:59:44.560 Alaska uh funded by tim cast i don't want to go back there i don't want to go back cole but i'm

00:59:49.760 i'm 100 sure toad has asked liz for nudes at one point and she was like what the 0.98

00:59:54.240 fuck's wrong with you and he was probably like oh my bad like wrong dm wrong account my mistake 0.97

01:00:00.160 by the way she has them in her phone as gay best friend i'm just gonna put that out 1.00

01:00:09.040 does she really yeah 100 that's awesome that's crazy that means that she's that 0.83

01:00:15.680 that he's definitely gotten nudes from her yeah yeah that means that you're actually in danger

01:00:20.720 because he's he's sliding hard she literally is probably so unthreatened by him she's sending

01:00:26.400 nudes to him like do you think cole would like this 1.00

01:00:32.960 why does everybody think i'm fucking gay god you don't fuck any woman you don't 1.00

01:00:37.840 fuck women why would we not think that all right we've set the stage all right play this please play 1.00

01:00:42.000 i don't even know what it is or where it is i'm toad i'm running for president obviously you know 1.00

01:00:49.840 who i am i'm from the tower gang podcast the most offensive podcast on earth and i'm running the most

01:00:56.000 offensive campaign on earth so this campaign we're talking about memeing the bad guys until they cry

01:01:02.480 we're gonna meme them until they call it all day online is this guy who is this guy i just want to

01:01:08.480 i just i just i just i just realized something toad only from what you think of it like is this

01:01:14.720 this is not who you are with us this is the authentic code i'm sorry no we got to pause

01:01:20.800 because i noticed something is that toad only emotes with his eyebrows if you watch it just watch it

01:01:26.240 he does not his like everything below his eyebrows stays completely the same except he's moving his

01:01:31.840 mouth but yeah only and he also keeps his head slightly cocked to the right because he like

01:01:36.400 apparently he thinks that's the better profile yes watch guys just please imagine as he's telling

01:01:41.120 this that the nose is that it's a fake it's a fake nose imagine this being the best profile that you

01:01:48.240 have them until they cry all day online on social media on twitter we're gonna throw governors in 1.00

01:01:55.760 gitmo it's it's like a mix between trump and pro wrestling but then also retarded yeah 0.95

01:02:01.840 it's awesome all the governors that implemented the covet lockdowns the worst violation the worst

01:02:09.120 violation of liberty in our lives throw them on guantanamo bay unironically they deserve to be held

01:02:16.320 accountable uh we're gonna free all the january 6th why is there like a there's like a cadence to it you

01:02:23.120 feel it do you feel this unironically honestly it's like it's like it's the it's the speech it's 0.83

01:02:29.680 the speech it's the speech pattern of a of a sociopath but i like it it's like first-gen shitty ai 0.64

01:02:38.160 they did nothing wrong and in fact they are patriots and they were george lucas expressing their 0.86

01:02:43.440 displeasure with the covet lockdowns and with what the federal government is doing they walked into a

01:02:48.480 public building free them all free those guys

01:02:56.320 that's not yo that was trump right there free them all

01:02:59.840 free those guys those guys

01:03:04.080 it's so funny because he has no idea what to say like he just oh my god can someone make the meme

01:03:09.040 the like the the the bush like mission accomplished meme but it's like free those guys

01:03:13.760 and in addition make january 6th the national holiday do it uh we're also going to end all

01:03:21.360 foreign aid all foreign wars stop supporting ukraine stop supporting israel and as a member

01:03:27.920 no no i was saying i'm just waiting for him it's crazy i'm waiting for him every time he says

01:03:32.480 something in addition to that tear gas the country of israel make them cry we're talking about making 1.00

01:03:37.200 everybody cry do it and as far as ukraine is concerned stop all foreign aid cry me a river

01:03:43.200 about that crimea river i don't care guys guys this is like geographical humor crimea guys river

01:03:54.000 if this is not like if you're not going to that website right now i'd be like leave youtube

01:04:00.880 and just give whatever you can give man because this has to be on stage

01:04:04.800 that it's that it's true i'll consider giving some amount of money but i'm not

01:04:10.000 fucking putting him over the top there's no way do it uh end the public education system but in 0.67

01:04:19.600 addition promote emo listening for all these depressed teenagers to stop them from transing 0.99

01:04:25.680 themselves we don't want any of that to be happening man be normal be like i was back when i was a

01:04:30.880 depressed boy be like i was if you were looking for someone to be like to emulate this guy

01:04:47.040 george floyd's baby mama in here clint imagine you getting on joe rogan with toad

01:04:52.320 it's my worst nightmare could happen no it's that should you know toad's bringing out crimea river

01:04:59.840 on on joe rogan dude rogan rogan will just sit there and not laugh at all and it will be one of

01:05:07.600 the funniest things that you'd be like what do you mean by that crimea river are you talking about

01:05:11.280 like crimea how like the the russians killed god man i just listened to my chemical romance

01:05:19.440 and describe a little bit about that that's the name of the band that's what you got to do man we

01:05:22.400 got to promote no no it was it was panic at the disco oh it was that be normal listen to emo cry

01:05:27.760 a little sorry don't hands yourself don't ruin your lives and pause it unleash you missed me

01:05:34.960 saying don't everyone know shut the up i heard it no that was pre-chat reference for those who want

01:05:39.760 to support the oh yeah yeah they didn't catch that the locals i always forget that's recorded i'm

01:05:46.000 gonna say something really up on there one of these times i did that's why that is why we do

01:05:50.720 re-record those and put them out yeah for those who wanted to i know some some multiple in the chat 0.95

01:05:55.280 reference the mersh whatever fucking shane cashman stuff which i think is all gay and i don't care 0.97

01:05:59.920 but we talked about that before the chat so if you want to if you want to engage in gay-ass drama 0.99

01:06:04.560 go do it there you can pay what drama is there oh something to do with fucking uh 0.99

01:06:09.920 mersh called in last night to my call-in show with shane and then asking about the eliza thing 0.94

01:06:15.120 and then shane just kind of big dicked him i was like it's my best piece ever 0.69

01:06:19.200 whatever you got to pay for that about the you don't want to pay if you don't want to pay then

01:06:22.880 you're stuck listening to this yeah that's right cops uh the homeless are too much of a problem at

01:06:28.240 this point i work in boston i get accosted from money by homeless people every single day it is

01:06:34.080 is becoming beyond a ridiculous problem at this point it's gotten so much worse in the last

01:06:40.160 several years it is ridiculous people i can just imagine toad on his way home literally being 0.85

01:06:46.800 harassed by homeless people every day let me hold a dollar man man let me hold a dollar

01:06:51.840 i love that i want to know what your prescription is for the homeless please continue to play it

01:07:01.280 okay city normal people people who work and are productive should not have to run into that should

01:07:08.000 not have to face that situation unleash the cops boot the homeless people out where are we going to put

01:07:14.000 them who cares i don't care kick them out and in addition use those uh same cops or other cops to 0.99

01:07:20.960 enforce the border and stop all these what does that mean why do you say it like that to enforce

01:07:28.320 the border he's totally the border unintentionally the border yeah i i i don't know if he's unintentionally

01:07:35.200 doing it or like in the back of his mind he's going like trump like he just hears trump and then

01:07:40.240 he tries to emulate it you know what's so crazy about toast he doesn't even know what he's doing you

01:07:45.360 know he doesn't he has no like this is this is he's reading this is a well-crafted persona that

01:07:52.240 you've created and you didn't even mean to he's he's reading he's reading the script in his mind's

01:07:57.520 eye it's literally what's happening here and you didn't even mean this is the first take i'm not

01:08:02.000 reading yep no no it's in your mind's eye though i know how you work i know how when you speak it is

01:08:08.240 just a teleprompter that comes in front of your eyes and you read it and so that's why you don't

01:08:12.640 understand you know when he was saying that when he was preparing to do this speech though he was

01:08:17.360 thinking to himself gotta include the crimea river line and he threw it in there and then he then he

01:08:23.280 he's like he's like i didn't he's like i didn't say it clearly enough let's repeat it so the joke

01:08:27.520 really drives i've had it cry me i i know what i know what's happening it's like somebody somebody

01:08:32.320 came to him at work he was they were like toad whatever uh uh not gonna say your real name but toad

01:08:37.680 you this like like piece of like uh software up or whatever he's like oh man whatever he goes he's 0.97

01:08:43.360 sitting on the toilet later like taking a shit he's like cry me a river crimea river 0.99

01:08:50.080 crimea oh it's perfect he's like i'm a genius i want to know everything about this where'd you shoot 0.99

01:08:57.440 this right like right over there where's over there in the hallway like outside of this room

01:09:03.040 in the hallway standing in the hallway yeah why'd you hold on i gotta get to my because i was on my

01:09:09.440 war room i was on my way to the uh massachusetts libertarian convention he just got out he just got

01:09:18.080 out of the out of the bathroom after thinking of the crimea river line on the toilet and he was just like

01:09:22.320 i gotta use this this is me right after i jerked off this was because you were on the go in your 0.57

01:09:27.360 own house is that your reason because i was getting ready so i had to be so you're just trying to

01:09:32.960 get the audience the vibe that i'm on the move but like you did a five minute long video it gives

01:09:38.080 the audience you could have just sat 20 feet away from there no no no this gives the audience i was

01:09:42.640 holding a phone i don't know it gives this is the move of telling the people in alaska like

01:09:47.120 i got time to talk to you but not really that's the energy just a quick message i'm popping in

01:09:52.160 on my way from my uh living room to my shitter for future reference i would highly recommend

01:09:57.440 at the end of the video you got to go now i have to go get on the plane i'll uh i'll catch you guys 0.99

01:10:01.600 soon like wink or some stupid gay all right i thought my sign off in this video was good but 1.00

01:10:07.040 all right let's see i can't wait to get people who are raping our young women from coming in man 1.00

01:10:14.240 because this is a government program they're flooding the country with low iq voters and 1.00

01:10:18.880 a lot of these guys are trump was not even wrong about this that's the problem that the voters are

01:10:23.840 low iq and raping young women don't let them into the country man they have no place to go 1.00

01:10:32.160 they're uninvited if these people are uninvited they have no claim to can you think of anything 0.98

01:10:38.960 i'm going off the rails a guy in boston talking to like five people in a large in alaska talking

01:10:48.800 about these super important issues as if they have anything to do with them it's i love that it's just

01:10:53.360 still like the border guys and the last people are like yeah sure 100 all these mexicans we have up 1.00

01:10:58.640 here the border they have to russia or wherever the fuck alaska is like you literally have to go 0.99

01:11:03.520 through things they're rapists no uh there's no reason why they should be on this property 0.98

01:11:11.040 they're uninvited just yeah stop it from happening it's a huge problem a lot of my

01:11:16.400 opponents won't even admit that hold on pause it so i just want to ask this if if they were invited

01:11:23.280 you'd be fine is that the problem is that he's just like i don't want to he's like i don't like

01:11:27.600 uninvited guests in my house so like that's well i mean he's making like a like a hoppian point or

01:11:32.640 like i know he is but it's just so funny that's like had toad been willing to to go and try and

01:11:37.360 debate rfk in california i would be making a concerted effort to get him on timcast the reality is he has

01:11:42.720 gone out of his way to demonstrate lack of concern for this so like it makes it really challenging for 0.84

01:11:47.600 me to give a fuck about him please clint you can get him on timcast you can be like 0.95

01:11:52.080 low iq full head of hair photos i hate i don't need any competition in this very shallow breeding 0.99

01:12:01.440 pool that i'm i'm dealing with in boston how could you not get him on timcast i mean josh smith has 0.95

01:12:06.560 been on because because there's a fucking there's like a 80 chance he goes i'm not your monkey i'm 0.99

01:12:11.760 not getting on a plane and going to timcast yeah would you go would you go to yeah oh oh now now you 0.96

01:12:19.680 will i don't understand no no it's it's so weird he's like i i don't want to go to california to 0.88

01:12:24.320 debate robert but i want to go i'm not your fucking monkey is what he said but like but 0.99

01:12:28.960 timcast that's in the middle of the week literally it's a weekday it's not like yeah the the california 0.91

01:12:33.920 lp was on a saturday like it's like it's and he's like he's like i don't have time for this

01:12:38.160 friday saturday and whatever i'm going to timcast they're paying me to go out there so yeah i'm gonna 1.00

01:12:45.600 fucking timcast is a two we were going to pay for you to go to california you fucking cunt oh 1.00

01:12:51.760 you knew that don't you don't know that you don't know he knew i don't think he knew yes he did we 1.00

01:12:56.800 emphasized it a thousand times we said if we can put the money together will you go and he said i'm 0.96

01:13:00.640 not your fucking you don't understand clint almost said he would exclusively pay for you yeah i literally 0.98

01:13:06.160 don't think he knew i don't think he's paying attention to us i think he knew i think it's feminine 0.99

01:13:10.320 energy he just likes being difficult that's what it is yeah because we wanted it's already over

01:13:15.600 now now you know why he wants to go on iro is because i don't want him to yeah so now he's like

01:13:19.760 i want to do this clint wants me to go and debate rfk in california for the the biggest pr stunt that 0.95

01:13:25.760 we could ever hope for and he goes i'm not a fucking monkey wait wait a second psychology 0.99

01:13:33.920 yeah chan gillis tickets come on why don't you oh that is true get the fuck out of here tyler 1.00

01:13:39.280 that was his whole reasoning why don't you want him to go on on tim cast do you think he's gonna 0.98

01:13:43.840 embarrass what you do it's not even that i don't you well of course but yeah yeah we do 100 are you

01:13:50.400 it's not even it's not even that i don't want him to it's just that i don't want to participate in

01:13:55.040 like i don't want to have any of my reputation damaged by like hey you should have this guy and

01:14:00.960 then toad gets on there and he's like gotta throw chan trannies and wood chippers or some crazy 0.99

01:14:05.600 shit and i'm like yeah clint's gonna play like you guys are retarded whenever he gets booked and 0.96

01:14:12.400 like that way when they're like yeah you're like i literally said that was exactly so that is the only 0.99

01:14:17.360 sane position to take by the also by the way toad 100 new but the thing is like the time has already

01:14:22.480 passed so the thing's already done and so he can come back now and be like oh i didn't realize that

01:14:26.640 sorry maybe i did but no for real he did like whenever we first were like some of us reading

01:14:33.360 on tim cast and shit he was like begging even though like let's be real he knew he wasn't gonna 0.90

01:14:37.680 it was gonna be one of the other guys yeah and like but whenever we're like hey we we want you to 0.96

01:14:43.520 do this thing that's where he's like well i don't fucking want to do it like he's very much just like 0.93

01:14:47.440 a difficult woman in that way they invited me to come on and i said i'm going if cole's gonna go with 0.60

01:14:52.320 me and that didn't happen yeah and they're like yeah i said i don't care i said you go i was like

01:14:57.120 i don't care i'm like i'm not it's not my it's not my scene i look i'm not gonna say i don't want

01:15:03.120 him to be on it because i think it'd be hysterical i'm just saying i won't help him yeah that's fair

01:15:08.720 that's completely fair you have a reputation you really hate toad you won't help him with the

01:15:14.400 note the money thing for the because because i only help people that actually care about what

01:15:18.800 they're doing and that's true honestly i feel that i do no no you don't agree you do not care

01:15:24.240 about you let me say you don't care about this campaign you've read it on stage every single

01:15:30.240 week you've read on not caring okay fine you campaigned on not campaigning if this makes sense

01:15:36.400 i care about not caring yeah well that doesn't make sure like to get him to do anything for this

01:15:41.680 show has been retarded exactly we're gonna air the lady guys in the in the week midweek we're gonna 0.84

01:15:47.760 air the lady clip so i did then you told me later you said you didn't tell me to do that but you

01:15:53.120 did you got pissed me for uploading it so i took it down then you got pissed me for taking it down 0.99

01:15:57.680 and then top and then top goes i changed my mind you pussy or something 1.00

01:16:04.160 we'll put yesterday's horribleness behind us gotta get back on track 0.99

01:16:11.360 no it's not the alaska video finish it's not that it's not that it's because

01:16:15.040 i've been asking him to do this for months my internet is super slow and he's been saying no

01:16:19.520 no no no no and then finally when me and tyler were like all right we're gonna do this every week

01:16:23.680 we're gonna do it live we're gonna do it i said i would figure out a way this

01:16:26.720 just goes and uploads it and i'm like incredible i've asked you multiple times

01:16:31.520 you actually did literally what i asked what the no yeah you you literally asked in his defense you

01:16:36.960 literally asked him to do it and he did it i watched the exchange and then later you're like

01:16:40.480 what the why'd you do days later he did it days later but he did do it and then you told him to 0.99

01:16:45.200 delete it and then you're like why'd you put it up you fucking asshole and i was like i was working 1.00

01:16:49.600 it was two days kind of work days and then i did it yeah but you know what because because 1.00

01:16:54.080 toad doesn't care about anything toad doesn't care about anything so this is why i sided with with

01:16:58.720 top even when he's being totally unreasonable because top actually cares dude i care i care about my 0.98

01:17:03.920 fucking bets yeah that's the only thing you care about and it's the one thing i don't care about 0.94

01:17:08.480 so it's like it's tough yeah that's why i didn't jump into his defense and be like yo top that's a 0.99

01:17:12.720 bit much yeah just because it's like he deserves it part of it was gaslighting him part of it was

01:17:17.920 gaslighting him the other part is like like hey help us we're trying to produce something nice here and

01:17:23.360 he's like not responsive whatever i don't yeah you mean you mean when i'm at work and commuting like 0.54

01:17:29.280 12 hours every fucking day why can't you respond he's got 20 hours a week to focus on sports 0.92

01:17:37.200 but he can't fucking spend 10 minutes because of his commute sure uh look i'll just be totally 0.98

01:17:42.400 honest with you i'll be totally honest with you i am furious at his response when we were saying we 0.99

01:17:47.520 will pay for you to go to california debate rfk and he said i'm not your fucking monkey and i will 0.99

01:17:51.760 never forget that i will never forget that it's such a cool response though 0.99

01:17:58.640 he said i'm not your fucking monkey and you know what you know what the reality is i'm not your 0.99

01:18:02.320 fucking monkey and this is why i'm not gonna help you that's also true that's the truth yes yeah 0.99

01:18:06.640 exactly yeah okay so he's telling you show some initiative and he'll help you if you want us to 0.99

01:18:13.280 be your monkey you have to be our monkey yeah we have to be sure we talked about this in pre-chat by

01:18:18.160 the way so uh sign up for locals no we can't talk about these people i think i think i think i talked

01:18:22.800 about in pre-chat that's pretty i don't think we did i don't know we don't care enough to talk about

01:18:26.480 that is this chick yo it's beneath us super important that you do this all right i'll do

01:18:31.600 that help me if i don't know who you are so i don't know like who's who's talking 1.00

01:18:34.880 lesbian allegations at you hey hey george floyd baby mama please fuck our monkey 1.00

01:18:41.200 let's do it all right back to the yeah let's finish it out because i heard it 1.00

01:18:45.840 my campaign in a nutshell i don't know if i forgot anything maybe i did but it's all about emo it's all

01:18:51.760 about crying i'm running from the emo caucus you see i have black on my black shirt that's

01:18:56.160 covered in my beard dandruff which is also awesome i'm like i'm so awesome even if my dandruff is

01:19:04.720 awesome that's not what that sounded like that's just you just like it's more like oh i just don't

01:19:12.000 want to be around this guy he has dand his beard damage it's gross on his black shirt you you and you

01:19:17.600 know what you made it seem cool that's the most relatable thing he's ever said to the lp they're like

01:19:22.720 they're like they're like wow i have also beard dandruff i get it i'm talking i know how to talk

01:19:28.160 to these people hold on pause it's literally the meme of the guy standing in the corner like at the 0.95

01:19:35.760 party they don't know they don't know how beard dandruff like what's that shit all over like that 0.99

01:19:40.320 white shit all over his shirt it's like this guy smells weird his beard smells bad i smell pretty 0.99

01:19:45.280 good this is so retarded please yeah when david said uh so when did you stop using chapstick 1.00

01:19:56.640 is a line that i'll play in my head forever because this guy's face is all up dude 0.94

01:20:01.840 man i'm in the libertarian party so i'm a neck bearded loser just like all of you it's just that 0.94

01:20:06.480 i admit that i admit that we're all a bunch of losers so we're not going to win anything if you 0.93

01:20:11.360 think we're going to win you're delusional man i'm running it this is the kind of politics i want 0.99

01:20:20.240 more of yeah that's yeah it's not really less beard dandruff more we're losers

01:20:28.320 i freely admit that i know we're not going to win anything this is all about messaging it's all

01:20:32.480 about getting that message out there and i'm running it with zero funding zero funding none

01:20:39.440 and i'm a skinhead so white power as well white power i'm white vote for toad 2024 0.99

01:20:50.240 yes but where does the hate come from bill what causes it the jews i guess i hate you i hate the 0.98

01:20:57.840 government i hate my father i hate white power bill wow that guy is me dude dude i wish you guys had 0.98

01:21:10.400 stuck around for the after of last show because it was just me tyler and toad and like once everything

01:21:16.480 settled toad goes you guys like you guys did know that like we're able to tell that was a joke right

01:21:22.960 and me and tyler is like no i know you and i'm still not sure it was a joke yeah that was there's

01:21:29.680 no cue whatsoever that this is a joke like you did this and you did this and he did this and he was

01:21:37.200 like and he saw it and he goes like there's not even like a reference to connect this to like you

01:21:44.080 literally have to do that yeah you are white power like you have to be that embroiled into

01:21:49.200 look at top to understand that connection look at top scheming right now he's like he's like you're

01:21:54.000 i couldn't help with my hands yeah he's like he's like he's like you're up you got to get this guy

01:21:58.960 who espouses white power in his in his politicals like come on man clint think of the subversive

01:22:06.080 insanity that you could set a fourth by giving this guy just a push into this platform they dig into that

01:22:13.600 just imagine he doesn't deserve it that's the problem dude if he would use his job you can get

01:22:19.520 it you can take his job from him yeah that's true that's a that is that's a fringe benefit that i'll

01:22:24.480 consider but then taking his job probably sets him on a trajectory to do better like then he then he

01:22:31.360 leaves boston then he yeah that would have some actual that would help him but there's like there's

01:22:35.120 like a 50 50 chance like either his life improves or he kills himself so like i don't know i think he'd

01:22:39.520 probably improve himself let's see whatever he's forced to change that's what he needs like he needs

01:22:44.160 to lose his job yeah we need to get him fired it's crazy that he hasn't been fired he put together

01:22:51.200 a political speech at the end he says i'm also a skinhead white white power i mean

01:22:58.800 white people can find his address and stuff like that and then share it around and then figure out

01:23:04.080 where he works you can send clips of that please so we're asking our followers we're asking our

01:23:11.600 followers to dox him no that's so awful what are we doing no don't do it do it don't never do that

01:23:20.080 dude hey if you look up if you look up his filing for uh the presidential race it'll actually show his

01:23:25.280 real name his legal name and then you can easily find his address in his place guys this is not good

01:23:29.280 you realize like that's really not good what we're doing no i know i know it was terrible

01:23:34.160 we're telling him not to do this don't look his up his uh his presidential all right like form that

01:23:38.640 he did don't kidding i'm being serious don't do that that's really don't do that but can you 0.94

01:23:42.880 imagine when he does get dogs we're like guys we were fucking joking 0.87

01:23:49.040 we told you not to show would he leave the show i don't know he would no he's not all he would have 0.62

01:23:54.800 left this is this is basically dude this is even with his job this is all he has left no no i'm

01:24:00.240 telling you this is like this is like the gaslighting woman that gets rid of all your friends like it

01:24:05.680 makes you get rid of all your friends and like like you're she's the only thing you have left

01:24:09.120 so you have to hold on to her that's what this is like we're oh we're the girlfriend yeah that's what

01:24:14.240 yeah so whenever he loses his job so that you only have us he's like i only have them he's like i have

01:24:19.200 to move to florida because i don't have any job left i have to go like hey what's that dynamic why do women do 1.00

01:24:23.760 that oh yeah because they're manipulators i don't know i was dating a girl that that said that same

01:24:30.320 thing to me and she was like oh if you leave i'll kill myself and i still with her for like two more 0.82

01:24:34.160 months because i was young and dumb and then after a while i was just like i said do what you got to do

01:24:38.480 and she didn't she was fine thank goodness i've had i've had multiple multiple exes do that and it's uh

01:24:45.280 never feels good i mean do they ever actually do it no thank god

01:24:48.880 i'd be really traumatized it'd be a rough one when they call you ladies ladies out there be

01:24:53.840 like no you're not gonna do that they're just like all right show us your intestinal fortitude

01:25:01.440 be about it stay with your chest do it as they say all right um do you have any we never finished

01:25:08.320 mailbag i'm pretty sure no probably not but real quick real quick i just want to make sure

01:25:11.920 you you ad-libbed the white power at the end right yeah and like you thought that was a good

01:25:18.880 idea the whole thing was ad-lib you didn't fucking ad-lib crime yeah but you had to you recorded that 0.93

01:25:24.960 and then i had the thought beforehand yeah well that's that's not an ad-lib an ad-lib is just truly

01:25:31.040 on the fly uh there was no truly on the fly i mean like you have these thoughts yeah 0.97

01:25:37.920 yeah some things are truly on the fly that white power shit seems to have been truly on the fly 0.88

01:25:44.000 that was that was recorded and then uploaded right yeah hold on hold on i want to like literally go

01:25:48.560 yep that's good i want to address this because i can't tell i did not watch it back and i sent it to

01:25:54.240 layton i i i i want to address this because i can i can't tell if this guy is think about the white power

01:25:59.920 like should i like i don't know look at that make sure like i perfect like i i communicated well what i was

01:26:04.880 getting at there oh there's no way for anyone to connect this obscure internet reference dude

01:26:09.840 like here's the thing though you have to continue to escalate otherwise you're going to look like

01:26:13.920 you're backing off so what do you do now how like where do you where is the next floor of this

01:26:19.040 dude there's okay okay i'm sorry but there's so many more floors to this

01:26:24.560 what what is there i'm a not help him get him on get him on timcastle and see what he does

01:26:29.600 that's the next thing okay i want to i want to address also i'm a nazi

01:26:36.240 so he said i uh rian said i didn't actually threaten that so i threw a knife at her i threw 0.83

01:26:40.320 her a knife and told her to do it because she's fucking annoying i don't know if he's like messing 0.98

01:26:43.680 with me because i can't remember if i told the story but i've i did one time give liz a knife 0.97

01:26:47.440 because she was being like i'm pretty sure i told this it was when we were dating and she was

01:26:55.600 getting like really upset and like all this stuff and so like we're like fighting in the car and so

01:27:00.480 i pulled out my knife and i flipped it open like right in front of her and like it stopped her like 0.93

01:27:04.320 she was like real quick and i turned around i gave it to her and i was like all right then just stab my

01:27:07.760 stab me then can you remember the context of the of the complaint that she had it was definitely about 1.00

01:27:15.360 another girl it was definitely about like you're talking was this your threesome no i wasn't no it's

01:27:21.280 probably like a like a friend that was a girl and she was like not gonna uh blow you no like 1.00

01:27:27.200 she was just like really crazy that's awesome no but yeah yeah i wouldn't now like now i'm like

01:27:35.440 i'm surprised she didn't stab you it's crazy you're still alive and like it like i gave it to her and

01:27:40.320 then it stopped this though she started she like cried and she said she was sorry and i put it like

01:27:44.320 i put my knife away and i was like and then i think we were crazy the crazy i love it that's what you

01:27:48.960 gotta you gotta like you because they they they they want to escalate but they like anything in 0.97

01:27:53.360 you anything in you that thought that she might stab you not a fucking chance no i know i was like 0.96

01:27:58.560 she's not gonna stab me i think there's about and i was like i would overpower you could have been 0.99

01:28:02.320 fatally wrong would you would you do it again would you do it again yeah that's wild she literally 1.00

01:28:09.600 just told you not yeah because because because they because that's the that's the thing they talk a

01:28:14.800 big game and you gotta you gotta give them the ultimatum liz liz come in the room right now with

01:28:20.960 a knife stab him you won't do it you all right what's the last mailbag you ain't about it oh we

01:28:28.800 got a mailbag here from tommy asking would you rather be the only tower gang member to quietly attend 0.98

01:28:35.760 the entirety of the lpnc i guess the national convention or have a threesome with female to 1.00

01:28:42.320 male and male to female trannies they can have any combination of genitals as long as at least one 0.99

01:28:48.320 of them has a dick that is confusing i would go to lpnc why specifically the north carolina convention 0.99

01:28:56.880 national convention no national convention at the national convention i'm assuming whatever i would 0.99

01:29:01.040 go to that it's not that awful like jesus christ yeah it's not too bad well to be the only tower gang

01:29:05.840 member to attend i'm doing that aren't i the worst part is the worst part is it says you have to

01:29:10.400 quietly attend give me the three oh that actually that makes it really because you can't be like

01:29:16.160 have fun yeah you can't find you just go like you actually go you listen to like the seminars and the 0.98

01:29:20.960 and the debate you have to sit there and you just suck people that actually cares 0.94

01:29:27.840 go to lpnc or be gay clint is one of those people that cares like clint you were in like 0.98

01:29:32.480 yeah probably sixty percent of the tom woods 2000 like whatever was going on there you were watching 0.90

01:29:38.320 it oh you were there too no i wasn't actually i was with i was getting drunk with you guys you knew

01:29:43.920 this yeah not for some of the time no you were you were paying attention like i went to yowl i don't

01:29:48.960 think i went into one meeting i just went to yowl yeah and like so did i dude every time i go to

01:29:53.760 these conventions i just party i but i do care i do care about the cause and i care about the movement i 0.96

01:29:57.680 just don't give a fuck about these people like i have i give a fuck about the claws in the movement 1.00

01:30:06.080 i just give a fuck about these people about having the next place to find some bitch to fuck 1.00

01:30:12.320 i need to score a pussy i need to score liberty i'm saying these events are like for me they're 1.00

01:30:16.800 like holidays they're like i go and i have fun i don't i don't go there to listen to some seminar 0.99

01:30:21.440 like i could i could turn on a podcast why do i need to go listen to a speech in person it's

01:30:25.920 ridiculous i mean i listen to the speeches anyway i was the only one i literally went and

01:30:29.360 listened to you debate and it was terrible which did you watch the one uh lp florida with dave 0.97

01:30:38.320 oh that was terrible you thought oh it was because i was high and drunk and i threw up oh yeah that's

01:30:43.280 why it was terrible that's not on me it's not on you no you did great bro i was like i was like you

01:30:49.200 got carried out on a stretcher and i was like man i really did bad i'm not even sure i'm not i don't

01:30:54.160 care about this stuff anymore like i know dave smith was uh debating with chank huger against some

01:30:59.600 i actually that one actually does sound because it's uh it's against uh dennis prager

01:31:03.840 it's like some true woman i've never heard of i don't know i'll watch it tonight i'm sure it's

01:31:08.320 yeah because it's it's chank and and dave on the same team is really funny to me 0.58

01:31:14.160 sorry or whatever the name is yeah and going against dennis prager is also pretty much all of it

01:31:19.600 like right before the show it's pretty good so just saying it just doesn't move me anymore

01:31:24.320 these days and a banana republic i assure you i'm not i'm very i am a little bit jealous of

01:31:30.240 his carefree bachelor lifestyle and having zero responsibilities i have that i don't have a blood

01:31:38.480 pillow and i have more than two mugs and they don't have create them i now have more than two mugs

01:31:42.400 because one of our listeners sent me uh a very a very kind gift and it says i know who it was

01:31:54.240 over when toad tries to come up with excuses for why he can't contribute to the show

01:31:58.000 and it's like you know he's like i have a commute yeah yeah i don't think you understand i'm a single

01:32:04.400 man and i have a do you understand do you understand how many homeless people i encounter on my commute

01:32:09.520 every day how is that relevant to what we're talking about do you understand the level of

01:32:15.040 social responsibilities i have i have i have 17 live concerts to attend in the next four days

01:32:22.800 yeah i was on i was on youtube the other day found a like a favorite musician so i'm looking up uh

01:32:27.440 that he does and i looked at like uh this you know a live concert and there's a guy that is like good

01:32:34.080 seats and he's like just his whole set with with his phone and then i looked at this guy's page and

01:32:39.600 he this he does what toad does he goes to different places in his town and just every week this is who

01:32:45.040 was here this is who was here and just records the entire concert but i can tell he's going to the

01:32:49.280 concert by himself just recording it's a certain it's his autism focus he it's like i found like today

01:32:55.440 i i said dude there's all these guys have something different some guys have mostly you know they get

01:32:59.680 caught up into trains like these guys love trains and they're like my they'll nut themselves my

01:33:05.200 mother-in-law is here from new york with her uh her new husband definitely autistic way into trains

01:33:11.440 trains he's got it like they'll be like that's that's a that's a uh harm grinder like 69 like or

01:33:17.120 some like that and they're like know exactly what it is and they like freak out they nut all my great

01:33:20.560 grandfather died my great grandfather died of als and i didn't even like connect these dots until

01:33:29.520 just now but he had this train set and i was like three years old and he would have me sit on his lap

01:33:33.760 and he would show me this was before i was like he couldn't swallow and died but uh he had a train 0.98

01:33:38.720 set as a very old man and i'm like oh that nigga was autistic as a motherfucker yeah but then like 0.99

01:33:43.760 this is also another because i found one today of a guy that likes to cut open rocks and look at 0.97

01:33:48.880 them i just found it randomly like geodes of the show no it wasn't even geodes dude it was just 0.98

01:33:53.840 random ass rocks yeah it's like you retarded you're just like cutting rocks you know what i thought of 0.99

01:33:59.600 i might sit in the video because it was actually really funny like my grandma who's like the matriarch 1.00

01:34:03.600 of the family you know when like you get like far away from like the grandma that i was three liz

01:34:09.600 don't make this weird he made you sit on his lap and he stopped being able to swallow his grandfather

01:34:14.240 whatever so you know how you lionize the grandmother in like the whatever in the family

01:34:18.800 like oh she could do no wrong one thing my grandma did i was just thinking she she used to take my 1.00

01:34:23.120 mom would give her the popping paper you know the popping corn yeah yeah if they bought something

01:34:27.680 and had that she would specifically hold on to it and give it to her and she would sit there on her

01:34:31.360 bed watch novellas and pop everyone i'm like oh my god my grandma lola was autistic it's very

01:34:37.360 satisfying it's a fidget spinner for like adults for undiagnosed to do you do you enjoy yourself

01:34:44.640 when you go to these concerts yeah i just sent the thing what's the feeling that goes through you

01:34:49.680 i'm just i i honestly want to understand you loneliness so that that's how you enjoy it

01:34:56.800 you enjoy it because the lonely feeling well like i mean i always talk to people

01:35:01.520 yeah i know i'm saying wrong show tell later that's broadly broadly what is the feeling

01:35:07.360 uh emptiness i mean i don't really know like but you but you say that you enjoy yourself so i'm

01:35:14.240 like but the feeling is loneliness and empty i have to convince myself that i do at least

01:35:18.480 so if you buy me if you buy me a ticket so if you buy me a ticket i will fly out next week to do

01:35:24.080 whatever next week literally buy a ticket i'll fly out i'll do something with you but you got to buy

01:35:30.880 me the ticket and i'll fly back home like it's genuinely a desperate call for human attention because it

01:35:36.960 really is i think so he has a story to tell at work the next day oh i went to this concert he 0.99

01:35:42.000 wouldn't even fly a ticket out that wanted to fuck him hey you think he's gonna fly he's gonna fly you 1.00

01:35:45.920 out no no i'll fly myself out but you have to buy the ticket to whatever it is we do oh wow that's 0.99

01:35:51.120 that's a hell of an offer no i do enjoy like i do enjoy the and i'm staying at your house concert

01:35:55.040 experience like i want to see these vans you'd have to pay me thousands of dollars to do what top's

01:35:59.200 offering to do for free yeah i literally want to do that i would hang out with you dude i'll tell

01:36:04.640 you this by the way the garbage story uh last week i took the garbage out i literally want to do that

01:36:09.680 sorry go ahead i i took the garbage out and then uh cool rock and they and they knocked it over like

01:36:15.200 the garbage people knocked it over so it didn't get actually uh like emptied and she comes home and she

01:36:19.360 was like did you take the garbage out and i was like oh yes okay by the way so i found this and it

01:36:23.520 was just funny because it showed up randomly and i was like this is autism by one of you guys

01:36:28.240 we're gonna cut this open let's take a nice peek at it look at those bands 0.93

01:36:36.160 there's something about seeing someone's autism and work it's just so amazing to me

01:36:41.520 and it's like how he nuts wait till he nuts that's concerning me dude it's really really close

01:36:45.280 yeah that was dangerous too he's done this before on the inside come on let's take a peek

01:36:50.160 go three two

01:36:56.080 did you hear oh wow

01:37:00.720 that's insane that's crazy

01:37:02.480 yeah but all of us did the same thing dude i was like oh that's a nice rock dude i love i i love so

01:37:10.480 much that's a nice rock i love so much finding i love finding autism focused videos it is the best

01:37:18.800 i'm not joking sometimes my son will come up to me like with a rock and like you know little kid

01:37:23.200 shit and i look i'm like that's a good rock dude you do have that moment where you're like dismissive 0.95

01:37:28.240 and you're like because i've shown you a million rocks and you're looking like oh 1.00

01:37:30.800 shit that is you have good taste that is a dope rock 0.98

01:37:34.160 everybody in the comments 1.00

01:37:36.160 like how good look by the way i just knew the other day with a with one of those fast lizards

01:37:41.840 and he did the same thing he's like look look look and i was like oh what and he had and i was like

01:37:45.040 this is like a ninja man i can't catch one of those out of your mind it's just it's if if you're

01:37:50.240 on the internet long enough you start to find people that just scroll instagram or youtube shorts

01:37:54.480 you'll find videos like this that have like 50 likes so it's just this dude doing what he loves and

01:37:59.520 he loves loves cutting open rocks and looking at them yeah it's pretty good and i love finding those autism

01:38:05.280 videos i have i had an autism moment this evening actually uh luke's dog atlas ate a fly out of the

01:38:12.080 air and i was just like oh cool like i was just like i was all business mode and then i was just

01:38:16.720 like yeah awesome ninja noise it makes the dog's mouth goes like yeah it goes yeah and you know they

01:38:26.880 got them like they're not going after a fly unless they got them yeah that is cool dude yeah cutting

01:38:32.320 rocks eating bugs i like all this stuff i always i always stop for autism videos i i'll watch a dude

01:38:38.800 like nut over a train passing by i'll i'll like i'll watch the other ones is like the like whenever

01:38:44.320 turns into school videos here's what you need to do and go watch there's a whole genre of this it's uh

01:38:49.760 people opening up pokemon cards and they know i've done this i've done that and i've done the um

01:38:55.280 the baseball cards i've done they have a formula they're like these are not this is a 97 pack so

01:39:01.040 they take it they open it face down they put them out and they go they just count like the garbage

01:39:05.520 cards throw them right in the garbage they say here's an energy one and i was like oh it is energy

01:39:09.520 he's like here's this first holographic and it is like they know the patterns of this and they 0.96

01:39:14.240 wait really yeah dude yeah i love it i've watched hours of this shit tyler do me a favor and pull up 0.88

01:39:20.560 uh man excitedly sees train hard something like that there's so many of them no but there's there's 0.95

01:39:26.480 one that's very famous because this dude absolutely uh the one that they played on your mom's house

01:39:31.040 the best one ever the best autism video ever is the guy freaking out over the um the trans canadian

01:39:37.120 um highway yeah like oh that's what it is sorry it wasn't a train it was just a highway it's just a

01:39:42.560 highway and he starts running down the highway because he's like look at it it's the trans canadian

01:39:49.440 highway he starts freaking out like i've never seen this we gotta watch it it's i we do have to watch

01:39:54.480 it it's so funny because i and this like this is where i think toad like like this is what gambling

01:39:59.840 and going to concerts is for him right like it's just like but it doesn't seem as if either actually

01:40:05.600 bring him joy because asked asked under direct inquiry what emotion does it bring about and he

01:40:11.360 said loneliness and then i said that's the feeling and he said he said no i have to convince myself

01:40:16.320 it's not that's that's one of the most tragic things i've cracked it it's genuinely a feeble attempt

01:40:21.840 at human connection so he has a story at work that's what it is no i i that's why i think i think

01:40:28.080 the gambling is the real autism thing i don't always talk about it yes yes because he yeah i bet you

01:40:33.120 he really takes that seriously he really can't stop even when he was just talking about concerts

01:40:36.960 and be like oh you gotta really be there for the lives like it just sound cam it sounds like some 0.89

01:40:41.120 bullshit someone trying to convince you that that's like you like that so great okay okay 0.97

01:40:51.040 well here we are he sounds like a rick and morty character this is the trans 1.00

01:40:58.240 canada highway baby he sounds like morty and we are standing in beautiful sunny british columbia

01:41:09.920 at the kilometer marker 7 128

01:41:16.640 when was the last time you were that stoked to be somewhere besides the

01:41:19.680 where they 90 percent uh no make that 95 percent this is my chance that this is in fact

01:41:30.240 the very place this guy so reminds me of the sky where the trans canada

01:41:37.360 paved its last section

01:41:39.600 right here i love this hit no no there's more to it no that's like half of the video

01:41:51.600 it's just about a highway that's it like yeah bro that he's just stoked at the of seeing the last

01:41:56.240 section that was paved that's what he's doing he's like the closest i've ever felt to that level of

01:42:00.800 emotion would be like if i was live and i watched uh the gate g knockout with one second left like that

01:42:06.880 that's the like and he just sees a highway and he feels that like that's it that's wild that's

01:42:11.760 like my internal monologue for like any time i'm about to get basically

01:42:15.680 it's the that's that's like my turn it's the trance

01:42:24.320 yeah guys are the best all right look at that a 1953 e8

01:42:30.400 oh yeah listen to that bell yeah he knows yeah listen to that bell oh take a look at that

01:42:40.560 oh my god

01:42:44.800 listen to that horn see dude it's that and so there's a small one and your mom's house talks

01:42:51.360 about this that all dads get into called the dad boners and it's the whenever it's starting to rain

01:42:56.240 outside and so you oh god that's not where you walk out and you're like oh it's about the storm

01:43:01.840 and so you watch like the storm come in you watch like that's like your dad but like that's kind

01:43:05.760 of like the small percentage of what these people feel in our everyday lives is like no see this is

01:43:10.720 this is what's weird about it because you're talking about this as if this isn't you but this

01:43:14.560 is you with everything in your life yeah this is yeah this is me it's just i don't have i don't

01:43:18.560 have a specific focus right but yeah you don't have like an obsession just everything is

01:43:23.360 everything's great but like what so when i get this excited you know you know what's you know

01:43:27.680 it's gonna be really gay but i'm not saying this but it's like it's truly heartfelt i get this excited

01:43:31.440 when i'm about to go and see y'all like i get this oh yeah no when i see you i sense it this is why i

01:43:36.640 describe you as a golden retriever because every time i see you it feels like when i was a kid and

01:43:41.120 a golden my my golden retriever would come up to me because you are that happy it's awesome but but

01:43:46.720 but here's here's a serious question when you feel greatness about everything that you're

01:43:51.280 experiencing your life as you do cool how do you differentiate between that and like seeing your

01:43:57.040 son born like is it does it feel better or is just like everything all my joy goes to you

01:44:07.840 literally felt nothing it's a different type of joy it is it's uh yeah it's hard to separate yeah it's

01:44:14.800 very weird it's hard to like uh to talk about like the difference like it's just like

01:44:18.320 like yeah i don't know how to explain it i i would be the i would do the uh

01:44:24.720 go ahead uh the baseball cards thing i would do that like that's starting to get confused what

01:44:34.960 explain yourself dude he's like there's too much going on i'm seeing all these disjointed comments

01:44:41.280 being brought up that don't make any sense to me and then cole's talking about uh like how he feels to 0.90

01:44:46.160 see us i'm like i don't know what the fuck is happening right now you're you're struggling to 0.88

01:44:49.760 he's like he's like i think i'm i'm feeling joy right now i don't understand what the 0.99

01:44:56.640 fuck's happening but i don't like it he's the fucking grinch feelings there's too many like 0.99

01:45:01.040 switches social like switches my heart is growing two times its size this dude there's there's one 1.00

01:45:06.960 guy on there's one guy on instagram and youtube that he pulls out there's a baseball cards for

01:45:11.360 political leaders and just like influence like yeah dude it's so great though he'll be like

01:45:16.240 i pulled out he like pulls out he's like it's a um jeffrey epstein rookie card it's like it's really

01:45:22.880 funny i think it's actually put on by like the barstool guys that guy's hilarious but like they're

01:45:27.600 just random ones like a george like he'll pull out a george bush well you should work for barstool

01:45:32.240 oh i would kill a barstool yeah you should do it clinton would you help him get a job at barstool

01:45:37.040 do you know anybody at barstool no yeah but i will eventually i might how would you how would i 0.95

01:45:42.800 pitch how would i pitch a job for you at barstool the problem is like don't they all have to be

01:45:47.520 like writers like like sports writers do you have to put forth effort you could just be the joyous

01:45:53.680 culture guy how i feel like writing sports would be easy as though if i if i still ran a business i

01:45:59.680 would hire cole just to boost morale oh i definitely boost morale but i also i do

01:46:05.520 um like crash productivity a little bit yeah i will i will i will i like to have fun i will 0.99

01:46:13.280 i will get out i'll walk around i'll shoot the shit what do you like during a business meeting 0.99

01:46:17.120 do you shut the up and like actually think or do you during a business meeting oh dude like 0.99

01:46:25.200 what's great is that most of my meetings nowadays are just over the phone because i work from home so

01:46:29.120 i don't have to like uh but besides that what do you what emotion do you feel when you're doing

01:46:33.680 something you don't want to be doing do you still feel happy about it i'm just thinking about the

01:46:38.080 happy things later that i get to do and that keeps me motivated i think about like oh i get to play

01:46:45.840 madden like whenever i literally i'll stop working i'll go play a game of madden and i'll come back

01:46:52.320 just so happy i'm almost the same as just so happy that's awesome dude hey cole by the way if you have

01:47:00.080 a ps4 i am absolutely i have a ps5 that's what i meant if you have a ps5 i am absolutely dominant at

01:47:06.000 apex legends if you want to get a dub god you and um there's another guy i think it's reed hearted

01:47:10.880 that is trying to play apex with me for forever yo i'm like legit i'm legit elite at that game you guys

01:47:17.040 should play together and stream it that's i think i by the way i actually have to go to miami next

01:47:22.640 weekend so just saying clint wait this weekend or next next weekend i gotta i could deliver i'll be

01:47:28.800 around because i was i was gonna go i was gonna go to mines fest in austin but they didn't want me to

01:47:33.120 i would love to play help divers too so i was like i ain't going oh they didn't oh tails all this time

01:47:39.920 i'm just with you isn't that like tim's thing i was just joking because we're riffing off the

01:47:45.040 goal as a career it seems so weird that he's an adult i know it is this is why this is why he

01:47:51.760 so much it's also like an important thing like i i design subdivisions like i i put together water

01:47:58.240 and sewer networks and roadways and bridges when you're when you're thinking about doing that work

01:48:02.960 are you are you still playing madden in your mind i've watched madden videos like i watch like i am

01:48:10.240 constantly like i have two monitors with this monitor i have like autocad civil 3d this monitor 0.97

01:48:16.400 i'm watching wendigoon or i'm watching like uh like stupid like i'm watching i'm watching legion of 0.61

01:48:23.440 skanks like it's literally like i'm literally back and forth yeah at the same time that's what i'm 0.99

01:48:28.400 doing every day you know like some sort of engineer minesweeper or whatever the it is you

01:48:33.520 do and what are you doing in miami oh i'm delivering a cat i wasn't kidding oh i didn't

01:48:39.520 hear you oh okay you know i'm delivering a cat yeah cool uh which host is most likely to commit

01:48:44.720 tax fraud me next question i think i think i think well actually you know what no what actually is

01:48:49.120 is actually toad he keeps asking i just told you because yeah i mean he's a self-progressed agorist

01:48:57.120 so he's definitely the most likely to do something i've already done correctly every time so just

01:49:02.400 saying i feel like toad's taxes would be like hold on hold on hold on first time tuning what's this

01:49:07.600 stream all about it is oh you you have stumbled into a gold mine homie this is becoming so far

01:49:14.480 beyond absurd it's like not even reality at this point yeah let's just say when when betting is not

01:49:21.520 legal and you're doing you're doing it while it's not legal for like 16 years or whatever you're doing

01:49:25.920 it on these offshore sites you're taking the money out in like very small increments toad confesses

01:49:30.960 to the tax road you're literally confessing to tax you need to stop i'm actually stopped as a friend

01:49:35.280 for real as a friend i'm telling you to stop i at least go i file my taxes so it's like approve it

01:49:40.320 i try just like let me tell you the methodology of how i go about this do you think that toad knows

01:49:44.480 this show is public yeah i think he i don't think he thinks the internet is public the way he did that

01:49:49.680 white power video i think i think he's like he's like wait you think that could jeopardize my

01:49:54.240 employment he thinks it's like to him it's like a private messaging group like he's still like on

01:50:01.600 like aol like uh chats like that's what he's doing right now it's just he's just an aol chat so it

01:50:06.960 stays right here right he's like he's really the internet is like everybody can see this like anybody

01:50:12.640 and forever and forever he doesn't go away he's like oh i got that video i have that in my server

01:50:17.680 yeah i mean all of us can pretty much throw out any sort of stuffy corporate jobs like it's never

01:50:22.640 happening so yeah yeah that's true imagine five years from now it's like top lobster goes corporate

01:50:28.160 like i have a building i do now i mean if we go corporate it's because like we did it you know

01:50:32.800 yeah in which case like we're not going to have an hr department i can assure you that no we'll have

01:50:36.880 an hr department no but they're just going to no no no no i think we go the opposite like there's like

01:50:41.600 they have to make sure like hey hey hey i just want could you sit down meet your inward you have

01:50:46.080 not been racist and sexually harassing enough um yeah we're gonna have to have a serious talk about 1.00

01:50:51.040 the hr department actually you like gropes your your tits like in your ass like they're actually uh 1.00

01:50:55.920 yeah there's no way in hell we go public though right there's no way we do that we keep it private 1.00

01:51:00.960 yeah no one of the staff members said that you were using the n-word but with an a and not an r

01:51:05.840 yeah you gotta in this office you need a they're gonna be dragging me in every week then we use

01:51:11.440 the hard r's in this office what do you think hr stands for it's like listen here at here at

01:51:16.320 tower gang studios you know we're open to you having your friends come to the studios and check it

01:51:20.880 out but listen if they're black i'm gonna need you to like file a report with us first so that we 0.91

01:51:26.080 can do a background check we don't want anybody coming in here that's going to hurt our staff yeah 0.96

01:51:29.920 we we have the security guard at the front door the hard r like like a black security guard so it

01:51:34.880 just like throws them off but just like as a screening mechanism like are they honestly what cole just 0.99

01:51:39.760 said he was just talking to jose because jose is the only one with black friends 100 yeah he's

01:51:44.400 like listen just not i know it's like we're fine with you bringing your friends to work and show

01:51:49.200 them around but listen not people people bike here and they want to bike home and they don't want to

01:51:54.640 bike this is a safe space this is a safe space this is a safe white space safe white space swp all

01:52:02.960 right it's on the board swp it's a white sws do you know how to spell space

01:52:08.640 what is wrong with you safe white space sws sorry this is safe white pace okay so keep up 0.98

01:52:18.080 because this is this is the pace that we're moving we do need a safe white pace 0.98

01:52:25.040 you don't want to like do it too quick you're gonna startle the minority you know what a safe white 0.99

01:52:28.720 pace is the safe white base is two children andrew tate this out there talking about like 1.00

01:52:33.760 have seven kids and just have have all all different kinds of wives this guy's an idiot 1.00

01:52:39.760 this is the stream is about safe white spaces yeah 1.00

01:52:46.000 is this safe white space is it offshore account advice i'm so confused so are we brother strap in

01:52:51.760 safe white space is much faster than black people a little bit slower than asians how would he have 1.00

01:52:56.560 stumbled upon this right it's just on it's just on uh um twitch oh i love it how twitch people find us

01:53:05.280 and they're always like immediately put off look i'll just be honest with you if you are sensitive

01:53:10.160 at all if you if you think that racism is a problem as opposed to something we ought to be leaning into

01:53:15.440 you're not gonna like this show yeah and leaning into by the way i just want to put it we're not 0.99

01:53:19.040 leaning into it as in like we think like as like uh kill them all it's more like uh ha ha kill them all 0.96

01:53:25.280 like yeah rank right yeah we just like we have a puerto rican so like we're not obviously race like 0.99

01:53:30.560 actually racist and we have retards like we so we're we're filling up we've got we've got tons of 0.86

01:53:35.680 them yeah yeah no we're racist we're pretty racist i would say i think if i had to ask you guys to like 0.53

01:53:42.800 would you would you say that you're racist it really depends on yes i would say i am

01:53:49.440 probably the least racist person i know wait is this true hell yeah no there's no way we gotta go

01:53:56.800 watch no way in hell i want i want i want denis prager to hear the words tower gang i don't care what it 0.56

01:54:08.800 takes wait is this true samuel confirm if it's true or not because if it's true i'm gonna

01:54:16.720 freaking freak out send us if it's true clint if that's true you got to get towed on tim cast 0.84

01:54:23.280 you guys just move forward the liberty lockdown shit is dead if that's true tower gang is it we're 0.95

01:54:28.640 moving forward tower gang yeah oh oh you mentioned us in this huge zero head stream may i introduce you 0.99

01:54:34.720 to our presidential david yeah david we just we'll just ask dave next week he's coming on so we don't

01:54:40.000 say this week there there does seem to be more fan fanfare for tower gang than liberty lockdown

01:54:45.040 but the truth is liberty lockdown still does like 3x what we're doing over here so there's some

01:54:50.240 i don't know there it's not it's not that's because like you you reach old people and they

01:54:53.840 don't talk very much yeah you know you're right we're in with the younger crowd ours more of a core

01:54:59.280 engagement like ours are more like ride or die rather than more like you you're just people

01:55:04.560 listening this guy's trying this guy's trying to be our mod no hey hey hey kyle um kyle

01:55:14.560 we just got added to twitch so like we're actually kind of a big deal so you may want to find someone

01:55:19.200 else to help out you might want to check the other platforms we're doing pretty good yeah we've got

01:55:24.800 thousands of dozens and dozens we've got maybe sizable audience we're kind of a big deal yeah

01:55:33.280 toad's running for president of the united states and i'm running for vice president united states

01:55:36.640 this is a big time show kind of toad's in the chat like this has felt like it's dying down for

01:55:43.040 a funny thing is though toad takes it seriously i've seen him use this before this like i'm yeah in his

01:55:49.440 debate oh no yeah what's what's wild about it is he means it with every fiber of his being but then

01:55:55.520 i'm a successful podcaster it's not it's not even done in jest he's just like you know who i am on the

01:56:01.840 tower game guy in terms of percentages this is a successful podcast compared to like oh yeah the

01:56:07.280 majority of podcasts we are if you get past if you get past seven episodes if you get past seven

01:56:12.000 episodes in a podcast you already are like in the top 90 percent we've already been paid the issue is

01:56:16.960 that we don't have hundreds of listeners you know we do have hundreds we're much better than

01:56:23.200 i know i know we do but but here's the thing though we ought to have a hundred thousand we

01:56:27.120 ought to have a hundred thousand and i don't know why we don't yeah it's probably maddie maddie maddie

01:56:32.000 you're maddie you're our smartest female viewer if you could advise us why don't we have hundreds 0.98

01:56:36.080 of thousands of viewers i think the overt racism yeah yeah that's it's definitely a hindrance it's not

01:56:44.160 helping us also by the way maddie's maddie's mom is uh she does have cancer uh which could be

01:56:49.680 partially because of the haitians uh but she is uh showing that you can live with haitians and still 1.00

01:56:56.320 be alive and still be good you can't live with uh furries you could live because those motherfuckers 1.00

01:57:01.600 were like washing the chicken and don and whatever she consumed some of that all right what a great 0.99

01:57:06.720 note to end it on toad yo does better off dead have 264 episodes already yeah wow last time we

01:57:12.880 checked it was 250 and that was two two weeks ago yeah nuts you do it episodes aren't like they don't

01:57:20.240 i just hit 300 i've been doing this way longer than you because you have because it's not on hold on

01:57:24.640 oh wait they're all they all are 30 minutes long listen listen listen 264 videos 103 subscribers that's

01:57:31.920 unbelievable and i want to subscribe dead ratio yeah but you know what though those 20 viewers

01:57:40.800 those are core listeners so they're like they are there you know yeah dude that one guy that i keep

01:57:45.440 mentioning sob he loves me 20. oh dude that hurts man i love you so much toad yeah me too all right i wish i did

01:57:54.720 all right all right love you guys time for talking towers we'll see you next week oh i'm gonna be in

01:58:07.040 maryland if anybody wants to come say see me uh this saturday it's not real oh yeah yeah yeah it's 0.67

01:58:11.760 probably not but i'm gonna be there anyways sticker packs uh go fucking grab your your sticker packs 0.99

01:58:17.600 we're uh we're running out they're selling them pretty good yeah yeah i have them i have them over 0.98

01:58:23.040 here i forgot to make the i told you i've been dealing with lice and all that shit but yeah 0.85

01:58:26.080 whatever state convention uh maryland just google it you'll find me come say hi bye all right

01:58:33.920 i'm trying to do it there we go love you bye-bye

01:58:37.600 love you so much at the same time bye-bye now bye-bye talking towers bye

01:58:43.440 that was a two tower out of two tower episode we've got a video for you this is if you all the podcasts

01:58:49.760 that they have that are not tower gang did one show together enjoy what's up guys uh this slump

01:58:59.680 continues we'll put yesterday's horribleness behind us gotta get back on track and two last night as this 0.88

01:59:06.960 shit continues this is becoming so far beyond absurd it's like not even reality at this point this idea 0.87

01:59:14.800 too that he's like this benign dude who's just a good guy as he gathers up all of the world's like 0.98

01:59:20.800 information through the most uh influential social media it's really hard to get a read on

01:59:25.360 him if he was just some sort of true believer some sort of you know you know sheet dipped something

01:59:31.600 or other as well i i don't know he is like a question mark but at the very least he ended up meeting

01:59:37.440 a weird uh fate i honestly i honestly we don't need him and i think that's gonna push him to be even

01:59:44.960 better and he said he made up stories he read into things about news things that he would then use to

01:59:51.040 to motivate him because he's a psychopath so i think that when you start to not worry about getting

01:59:57.360 called crazy anymore then we can say these things plainly 0.93

02:00:01.040 oh this guy's a pedophile i i kind of like that's why i like the joke is it's like such an easy layup 0.65

02:00:10.480 joke that people like you know they expose themselves by getting mad about it yes people 0.96

02:00:15.520 don't get it like you're what makes this funny yeah you're the joke you are the joke the person that's

02:00:21.360 mad this is not a joke ladies and gentlemen this is so so serious this is as serious as a topic gets

02:00:29.280 it's so so serious most people don't even want to think about it most people don't even want to

02:00:34.160 look at it i'm one of those people you know what you have a problem with you have a problem with they

02:00:38.960 gave each other a high five now here's the deal you build a walmart church the worst case scenario is

02:00:44.720 we bankrupt ourselves that photo you saw earlier that guy completely naked pacing just chain smoking for 0.96

02:00:50.800 hours i like i like his style you don't talk about the fact that angels had sex with women and created 0.77

02:00:56.720 giants if that's me i i mean that's stabbing time i love that euphemism want to be 13 on one by the

02:01:05.280 way uh man it's scary out there folks i'm sorry i know i try and try and spend every episode positively

02:01:13.280 if i can but this is they're making it hard on me i'm just being honest with you um i mean what

02:01:18.000 they're talking about there is obviously a complete violation all right guys we have it we have another

02:01:22.720 caller his friend lost his phone in the river yeah i'm so confused how you don't just let go i don't

02:01:29.760 think there's any way that i can since you're wet getting basically just continue to tread water for

02:01:34.640 the most part i'm like he's the world's richest man i said i think he even said like my business is

02:01:44.480 black man if there's one thing i know about this world is you don't become the world's richest man

02:01:49.600 by being nice telling the truth i work from home so you have to ask why he didn't explain himself 0.97

02:01:57.440 well he didn't tell them what he was doing it's much easier for me to put a needle in myself

02:02:02.320 and put a blood bag in here so why don't you like javier malay since he's been president he's essentially

02:02:07.520 spent the entire time like just with his family uh rafting or whatever he stabbed i think five

02:02:14.400 people one died i believe he used the secret service to get him out of some other legal trouble

02:02:20.400 i mean like this guy's obviously playing ball with the wrong team why are they why are they willing to

02:02:27.280 not just turn a blind eye but turn and look straight at it and say thumbs up all good same 0.68

02:02:32.880 thing with jerking off and you are so cool because you know why you made up stories about guys that 0.56

02:02:39.280 didn't hate you i'm gonna ignore what tyler is saying at the moment because like if you're in 0.98

02:02:44.240 california you hire a training lawyer so she definitely told your little girls this right what 0.99

02:02:49.840 you weren't good enough otherwise to do that if i if i if i jerked off in my bedroom on my bed she'd be 1.00

02:02:56.000 like why the are you ruining our bed sheets right now like you're a idiot like what are you doing 1.00

02:03:01.360 i'm absolutely disturbed because your brain is dead and you're a sick man how did it malfunction 1.00

02:03:09.200 it's the tower power hour slut no way jose liberty lockdown 1.00

02:03:15.440 the tower power clint bitch reed 1.00

02:03:20.800 cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 0.98

02:03:29.040 liberty lock is truth say same with lobster cole and jose toad is sick no way jose

02:03:36.960 they made day spit all his tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

02:03:41.040 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang they speak courage you sped bed more than

02:03:47.520 rogan you fed you fed truth files whether tim cast hotel hotel more offensive los no disrespect more

02:03:54.720 offensive than ls no disrespect tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

02:03:59.520 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang that's all folks

Tower Gang - April 18, 2024

Ep 173 - Menagerie of 1000 Homos

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