Tower Gang - April 25, 2024


Ep 174 - Liz Doesn't Suck


Episode Stats


Length

2 hours and 1 minute

Words per minute

197.87903

Word count

24,002

Sentence count

2,876

Harmful content

Misogyny

206

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Toxicity

1,515

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Hate speech

315

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Summary

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On this episode of the podcast, the boys talk about Steven Seagal's new song "Panani" and other random stuff. Also, the guys talk about their favorite movies and other stuff that's not related to music.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 It's starting to end. 1.00
00:00:01.060 I'm not your fucking monkey. 1.00
00:00:04.480 Fuck him. 1.00
00:00:05.340 This shit is retarded. 1.00
00:00:06.300 It's how we get Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00
00:00:09.440 Retarded. 1.00
00:00:09.980 What's up, retards? 1.00
00:00:14.160 I want to listen to music from the hood. 0.94
00:00:16.040 I don't ever want to step foot in it.
00:00:17.800 Yes.
00:00:18.100 Right.
00:00:20.380 I've been replying for another one, and in the background line, I was like, it would 0.95
00:00:24.160 be me that gets retarded, baby. 0.95
00:00:25.880 But it would be so cruel. 0.96
00:00:26.980 And I'm like, hold you when you're down.
00:00:30.000 Nah, that's a good point. 1.00
00:00:34.060 He didn't fuck his mom. 1.00
00:00:35.500 He just had his dick in her. 1.00
00:00:40.380 Why are we talking about f*** on this show? 1.00
00:00:42.700 Whoa. 0.99
00:00:45.340 Oh, that's too far.
00:00:47.920 I'm asking you a question.
00:00:51.500 Start. 0.99
00:00:53.020 Whoa, with the f***. 1.00
00:00:54.240 Skip the pussy. 1.00
00:00:55.420 Skip it. 1.00
00:00:56.020 It's not what this show is about. 1.00
00:00:57.680 This shit is retarded. 1.00
00:01:00.000 Skip the pussy. 1.00
00:01:04.340 Skip it. 1.00
00:01:05.300 Skip it.
00:01:06.280 I love that. 1.00
00:01:07.380 Just skip the pussy. 1.00
00:01:08.640 Aren't we supposed to regress it? 1.00
00:01:09.880 What the f***? 0.98
00:01:10.600 No, no. 0.99
00:01:11.140 We do the laney.
00:01:11.780 We live react to it later.
00:01:13.260 Okay.
00:01:13.800 Oh, yeah.
00:01:14.560 That's how we do it now.
00:01:15.300 Why do we do this music thing every time we start?
00:01:18.040 I like the music.
00:01:19.240 It's just the vibes.
00:01:21.340 Okay.
00:01:21.960 I'm really burpy.
00:01:22.740 All right.
00:01:22.880 Well, I'm just going to vibe.
00:01:23.740 I'm not going to do an intro.
00:01:24.920 Okay.
00:01:25.840 We're just going to vibe.
00:01:27.020 You vibe and use the intro. 1.00
00:01:28.380 Shut up. 1.00
00:01:28.660 Shut up. 1.00
00:01:31.420 What kind of f***ing... 1.00
00:01:32.840 Wait, why did it stop? 0.98
00:01:34.800 Right when we started liking it.
00:01:35.960 I don't know what that was.
00:01:37.040 That sounded like some Jamaican... 0.99
00:01:38.560 Oh, s***. 0.99
00:01:38.960 That's Steven Seagal. 0.98
00:01:40.820 What?
00:01:41.560 That's a Panani song.
00:01:42.740 Oh, you're playing the Panani song. 0.99
00:01:46.940 Holy s***.
00:01:51.160 Someone's got to bring up the tweet or explain it. 0.94
00:01:53.360 I forget the...
00:01:53.900 Yeah, I have no clue what this is.
00:01:55.320 He said...
00:01:55.900 This is...
00:01:56.520 Steven Seagal in 2002 came out with a reggae song.
00:02:00.960 God knows why.
00:02:01.800 In the very first line, he says,
00:02:03.240 I want the Panani.
00:02:05.620 A lot of people are saying we're having audio problems.
00:02:10.520 So...
00:02:11.000 All right. 0.98
00:02:11.480 Let's stop playing this s***. 0.89
00:02:12.380 I think they're having audio problems. 0.85
00:02:14.260 Yeah, because I've seen a couple of people saying like...
00:02:16.240 Oh, maybe they just can't f***ing process the greatness that is Steven Seagal.
00:02:19.520 You ever think about that?
00:02:20.940 It goes in your ears and your brain just like...
00:02:23.280 Can't process that.
00:02:24.380 Just can't.
00:02:25.160 Don't even...
00:02:26.340 Immediately DMCA struck.
00:02:29.120 By Steven Seagal.
00:02:30.340 Imagine.
00:02:31.560 All right.
00:02:31.760 We got to get back to track.
00:02:32.020 So how did Tower Gang end?
00:02:33.040 You wouldn't believe it.
00:02:34.240 Dude, more people are going to hear that song than have ever heard it before
00:02:37.760 just because we played it.
00:02:39.140 That's how big time it goes.
00:02:39.720 Wait, is that actually Steven Seagal singing that?
00:02:41.280 Steven Seagal, you should thank us.
00:02:42.700 Jesus.
00:02:43.480 What can't he do?
00:02:44.800 I don't know.
00:02:45.160 There's literally nothing he can't do.
00:02:46.980 Look at this.
00:02:47.300 What can't he do?
00:02:48.440 He...
00:02:49.060 He...
00:02:49.440 He could be the most badass movie character ever.
00:02:53.760 He's the most badass movie character ever.
00:02:55.300 Martial arts.
00:02:56.300 Yeah, he could...
00:02:56.920 I mean...
00:02:57.240 He can sing.
00:02:58.240 He can sing.
00:03:00.080 He can...
00:03:01.380 The grifting.
00:03:02.380 You can play guitar, apparently.
00:03:04.220 Oh, he's the best grifter of all time.
00:03:05.420 He's brown. 1.00
00:03:05.900 He looks like an Eskimo, but he kicks ass. 1.00
00:03:08.120 Clint, he's walked out UFC fighters. 0.99
00:03:10.160 He's walked out Anderson Silva.
00:03:12.240 Yeah.
00:03:12.480 Okay?
00:03:13.160 He gave advice...
00:03:14.260 He gave advice to GSP.
00:03:16.100 Dude, he...
00:03:16.980 Him and Putin are tight.
00:03:18.260 He went and lived in Russia.
00:03:19.720 He trained... 0.98
00:03:20.680 I don't even know if he's making shit up right now, but... 0.98
00:03:23.120 No. 0.99
00:03:23.420 No.
00:03:23.680 That's true.
00:03:25.220 Yeah.
00:03:25.700 He...
00:03:26.000 I think he became a citizen of Russia.
00:03:28.600 What?
00:03:29.200 My audio is fine.
00:03:30.120 He was in the royal military with King Charles.
00:03:33.660 He was... 0.98
00:03:34.540 He actually beat the shit out of Epstein on Epstein's Island. 0.99
00:03:38.300 He went there, and he beat the shit out of him. 0.99
00:03:40.240 It was crazy. 0.99
00:03:40.760 Oh, yeah.
00:03:40.900 He was there on the raid.
00:03:42.140 That's a little known fact.
00:03:43.240 Yeah.
00:03:43.380 He was actually one of the...
00:03:44.880 Yeah.
00:03:45.040 Most people don't know this, but Steven Seagal is actually Q.
00:03:49.120 Wow.
00:03:49.440 He's going to be...
00:03:50.240 That's amazing.
00:03:51.580 What?
00:03:52.180 Again...
00:03:52.580 Amazing!
00:03:53.700 Amazing.
00:03:54.920 Did you see that? 1.00
00:03:55.440 That motherfucker was on Michael Malice again. 1.00
00:03:57.220 Jesus. 1.00
00:03:57.760 Why does he go on that twink show and not ours?
00:04:00.660 We...
00:04:01.060 Wait.
00:04:02.240 Jesse Lee Peterson was on Malice's show today. 1.00
00:04:04.820 What the fuck? 1.00
00:04:06.020 I don't know if they're fucking with you in the thing, but... 1.00
00:04:08.220 I think Toad should leave. 0.99
00:04:09.720 They're obviously fucking with me. 0.99
00:04:11.540 This episode's really rudderless, so I'm going to do the introduction. 0.99
00:04:14.320 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
00:04:15.300 It's 9...
00:04:16.460 11 plus 10 minutes.
00:04:18.700 Uh...
00:04:19.500 4.
00:04:23.960 Sorry.
00:04:24.400 Had to bring it back.
00:04:25.180 Sorry, Clint.
00:04:25.600 I didn't mean to interrupt you.
00:04:26.360 We have 5.
00:04:27.280 What?
00:04:27.520 Oh, no.
00:04:27.880 You definitely meant to interrupt me.
00:04:29.080 That's all you did.
00:04:29.400 Oh, that's right.
00:04:29.880 Rule of 5.
00:04:30.440 I should have said rule of 4.
00:04:31.440 Toad, I think...
00:04:31.960 I really do think you should go just for a minute.
00:04:33.000 No, Tyler's here.
00:04:34.160 Tyler's here.
00:04:34.620 We should just swap him out.
00:04:37.440 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:37.880 I don't want to kick him out.
00:04:39.120 They're telling you that something's wrong with your audio.
00:04:41.340 Just go out for a minute.
00:04:42.380 Malice following...
00:04:46.840 Lainey?
00:04:48.020 What?
00:04:49.180 Okay.
00:04:50.500 A lot of things are making a lot more sense right now.
00:04:53.840 A lot of things are making a lot of sense.
00:04:56.720 Lainey, have you ever met...
00:04:57.340 Malice wants that merse. 0.99
00:04:58.760 Have you ever met Malice, Lainey?
00:05:01.980 That's a question to ask. 0.99
00:05:03.760 Do you think that Chinese call their pussies merces, like man purse? 1.00
00:05:09.560 I don't know what they call it. 0.99
00:05:11.000 I mean... 0.99
00:05:12.480 I mean, it's not pussy. 1.00
00:05:13.680 It's kind of like a man purse. 0.99
00:05:14.840 Kind of like one.
00:05:15.940 I feel like you could store things up there.
00:05:19.200 Right?
00:05:20.160 He says no.
00:05:21.500 But here's the thing.
00:05:23.200 I feel like...
00:05:24.420 Were you ever in Malice's DMs?
00:05:26.560 That's probably a better question.
00:05:27.620 That's a better question.
00:05:28.360 Was he in yours?
00:05:29.060 Did he slide?
00:05:29.940 Did he slide?
00:05:30.860 Before or after Blair White?
00:05:33.260 Yeah, yeah.
00:05:33.760 Oh, I kind of want to show that because I sent a video of Blair White teaching Alex Stein
00:05:40.180 how to tuck, which was...
00:05:43.200 Honestly, that's why I stopped listening to Malice.
00:05:46.120 I used to listen all the time because he's not political, right?
00:05:48.840 And it's kind of like you have good guests on. 0.94
00:05:50.920 But once he started dating Blair White, I was like, I just can't listen to this nigga anymore. 1.00
00:05:55.940 Once he started fucking pussy, you were like, I'm out. 1.00
00:05:59.320 I'm done. 1.00
00:06:00.100 I'm like, that was my line. 0.99
00:06:01.380 He was gay. 0.98
00:06:02.200 Gay. 1.00
00:06:03.000 Being a faggot. 1.00
00:06:03.720 Well, it wasn't my line, but it helped me open up the door to what Malice is. 1.00
00:06:09.180 And see, I was like...
00:06:09.980 Before, it was like, oh, this Malice guy is a really funny guy.
00:06:12.600 And then he did that.
00:06:13.660 And I was looking at him. 1.00
00:06:14.340 I was like, oh, he's fucking gay. 1.00
00:06:16.000 He's kind of like... 1.00
00:06:17.180 You see all the weird shit about him. 0.99
00:06:19.240 I was like, I'm not listening to Malice anymore. 1.00
00:06:21.040 Low T. Clint.
00:06:21.660 That's all it is.
00:06:23.180 Low T. Clint.
00:06:24.800 If he took a syringe and just sucked all the T out of Clint, he would like drop a foot and
00:06:29.140 just like his voice would go real high. 1.00
00:06:31.640 I'm going to fuck Blair White. 1.00
00:06:35.720 Apparently, that's the method to your success. 1.00
00:06:38.140 You have to be more gay, Clint. 1.00
00:06:39.900 Liberty Lockdown would be much better if it was... 1.00
00:06:42.460 Gayer? 0.94
00:06:43.220 Gayer.
00:06:43.760 Make it gayer. 0.66
00:06:44.680 All right.
00:06:45.500 I'll take that under advisory.
00:06:46.840 Thank you.
00:06:47.760 Clint has definitely said it smashed multiple times.
00:06:49.480 Wait, wait, Clint.
00:06:50.360 Clint, would you...
00:06:51.560 No.
00:06:52.100 Well...
00:06:53.460 I guess this is the P. Diddy, like the Hollywood thing of like, if you were like, all you have 1.00
00:06:59.120 to do is suck a dick and you get into stardom. 1.00
00:07:01.360 Humble brag right here. 1.00
00:07:02.680 He likes how I troll people. 0.80
00:07:03.960 It's not a gay thing. 0.93
00:07:04.640 Otherwise, Gillis is doing too.
00:07:06.560 Wow.
00:07:07.380 Wait, Shane Gillis follows you?
00:07:09.120 Don't be surprised if we catch Shane Gillis in the tranny shape. 0.99
00:07:12.220 Look at what a sucker Cole is too. 0.98
00:07:13.660 He falls for the humble brag. 0.99
00:07:15.100 Lainey is how we catch all the high up, like, influences or whatever they're trying to 1.00
00:07:19.660 get male, like, uh, get fucking butt pussy. 1.00
00:07:22.380 Our Lainey pot. 1.00
00:07:26.700 Oh, little do you know, it's one of our Lainey boys.
00:07:30.100 That's our blackmail ring. 1.00
00:07:34.720 We're the Epstein's now, bitch. 1.00
00:07:36.440 Can we... 0.99
00:07:37.400 Dude, Top Loss to Ranch is gonna have like, uh, all the surveillance cameras set up.
00:07:41.480 A team of really cute trannies that we get over the end of the show. 1.00
00:07:46.900 Dude, we should set up surveillance cameras at Top Loss to Ranch and then trap all of the
00:07:50.520 top comics and podcasters.
00:07:51.980 Listen, we know it works.
00:07:53.920 It works.
00:07:54.420 It's been happened.
00:07:55.060 It's happened.
00:07:55.800 It's proven.
00:07:56.380 It's proven to work.
00:07:57.520 Like, as long as you don't have some big mouth going off saying like, oh, Top Lobster had 0.99
00:08:02.540 someone fuck me, like, and now you have them videos. 1.00
00:08:04.980 Oh, they're having influencers fuck trannies over there. 1.00
00:08:08.480 Oh, they're fucking doing satanic rituals with goats. 1.00
00:08:11.860 Let's take this seriously, too, because like, obviously with Diddy getting taken out, Epstein 0.99
00:08:16.720 getting taken out, there's a real market opportunity here.
00:08:19.140 There is a hole.
00:08:19.760 There's a void.
00:08:20.700 There's a hole to fill.
00:08:22.060 Allison.
00:08:22.580 There's a...
00:08:23.100 Yeah.
00:08:23.600 That's our pun.
00:08:24.580 Pun intended times a thousand.
00:08:27.580 There's so many holes to fill here.
00:08:32.220 Tower Gang Ranch, there's a hole to fill.
00:08:34.000 There you go.
00:08:36.240 Tower Gang Ranch. 1.00
00:08:37.480 Tower Gang Ranch sounds fucking dope. 0.99
00:08:39.580 Yeah. 0.99
00:08:39.720 That's what it would be. 1.00
00:08:40.300 That's where we honey dick all the fucking... 1.00
00:08:42.680 It wouldn't be a fantasy factory. 0.99
00:08:44.280 If somebody was joking around, they were talking about, oh, when are you going to have a skate
00:08:47.140 park in your fantasy factory?
00:08:48.360 I'm like, no, no, no.
00:08:50.120 We probably shouldn't have said this publicly.
00:08:53.040 Like, in hindsight, it was probably a mistake.
00:08:55.760 Because this is exactly what we're going to do.
00:08:57.520 Yeah.
00:08:57.740 Because we're going to trap everybody, but now they'll know.
00:09:00.840 You know? 1.00
00:09:01.100 And that was kind of stupid. 0.99
00:09:02.060 But Bussy is so sweet and so amazing that they're going to come for it anyway, as long 0.99
00:09:07.240 as we're providing it.
00:09:08.480 Is it, though?
00:09:09.380 Is it that sweet?
00:09:09.960 I don't know.
00:09:10.780 This is like on the up and up, though.
00:09:12.280 These are of age.
00:09:13.880 Like, if you get busted, you're like, what? 0.99
00:09:15.440 You guys were all just fucking... 0.98
00:09:16.520 What do you want us to do about this? 1.00
00:09:17.760 If, like, one underage slips in, like, what are you going to do?
00:09:21.620 Like, what?
00:09:21.780 Yeah, it happens.
00:09:22.940 My bad.
00:09:23.380 Once he's twosies, you know, and then once a one gets word, then more come, like...
00:09:26.420 Dude, we should invite the Daily Wire and see if we can get Matt Walsh and Shapiro to 0.97
00:09:30.140 do some wild shit with some cranny. 1.00
00:09:31.720 Did you guys see the fucking guy that played the devil? 1.00
00:09:35.000 He played Lucifer on some TV show. 1.00
00:09:36.980 Oh, on Lucifer?
00:09:37.880 Yeah, he was arguing...
00:09:39.820 You what?
00:09:40.560 I'm debating him on Friday.
00:09:41.900 You're debating him?
00:09:42.560 Okay, because I just saw this guy. 0.98
00:09:43.800 I was like, wasn't this guy in fucking... 0.97
00:09:46.360 Lucifer, right? 1.00
00:09:47.340 And he's arguing in defense of butt sex with Pete Quinones. 0.97
00:09:53.120 And I'm like, I've never read such a bizarre statement. 0.97
00:09:56.440 He was like, yes, it's actually good.
00:09:58.200 You should try it.
00:09:59.140 Like, almost saying that word for word.
00:10:00.580 And I was like, is this where we're at?
00:10:01.600 We're talking about honeypotting people and making us famous.
00:10:06.480 You know, that's all we're doing.
00:10:07.720 That's all we're doing.
00:10:08.260 We're not...
00:10:09.060 I mean, let's be honest.
00:10:10.080 We're way more talented than Puff Daddy.
00:10:12.340 So if we can entrap the right people, we could really crush.
00:10:15.740 Also, we're way more...
00:10:16.920 I have a higher IQ than him.
00:10:18.100 I think we don't get caught just by not being black.
00:10:20.220 Well, we're all white.
00:10:20.980 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:10:21.660 I think, like... 0.97
00:10:22.620 The problem is they have too many black guys trying to... 1.00
00:10:24.980 Did Toad go out? 0.98
00:10:27.060 Did Toad become top?
00:10:28.380 I didn't even notice Toad left.
00:10:29.960 I didn't either.
00:10:32.400 This is the Toad top conundrum.
00:10:34.720 Oh, that was rough, Tyler. 0.99
00:10:37.280 My mic better be fucking working, man. 1.00
00:10:39.040 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:10:39.720 I can't hear you. 1.00
00:10:40.780 I can't hear you. 1.00
00:10:41.340 Fuck you. 1.00
00:10:42.200 What? 1.00
00:10:43.040 What are you saying?
00:10:46.800 Toad, speak.
00:10:47.760 Yeah, give a test.
00:10:48.640 Go ahead.
00:10:48.940 Yeah, I mean, he's, like, not saying anything.
00:10:51.380 Like, we're trying to test.
00:10:52.860 Test. 1.00
00:10:54.360 You fucking faggots. 1.00
00:10:56.880 Say it again. 1.00
00:10:57.700 I should not have even fallen for this, you fuckers. 1.00
00:11:00.140 I honestly don't know if they could hear you or not. 1.00
00:11:03.740 I can hear them.
00:11:05.040 I can hear them.
00:11:05.820 I tried to keep it together. 1.00
00:11:07.860 I hate you. 1.00
00:11:08.280 I hate all of you. 1.00
00:11:10.640 We didn't even plan this. 0.98
00:11:12.180 I didn't even know.
00:11:13.240 Almost as much as I hate myself. 0.98
00:11:15.060 This is how good we've gotten at improv with each other that we're not planning shit anymore. 0.99
00:11:19.100 We're just going out here just shooting shit. 0.99
00:11:20.320 By the way, a fan of our show today said that they, you know, why don't you just kill yourself on air? 1.00
00:11:25.740 And here's the thing. 0.97
00:11:27.120 I want to remind our audience. 1.00
00:11:28.820 You don't get to talk shit to Toad. 1.00
00:11:30.820 Toad's our fucking guy. 1.00
00:11:32.340 Okay? 1.00
00:11:32.980 So don't do that shit. 1.00
00:11:34.720 That's true. 1.00
00:11:35.280 All right?
00:11:35.840 You should have that talk with me before I said he should do that. 1.00
00:11:39.920 Next time you talk about him like that, I'm going to fucking cut you. 0.99
00:11:42.360 And you know that I can do it. 1.00
00:11:44.260 You know I'm sponsored, baby boy.
00:11:49.320 Minimizing grown hairs, razor burn, and irritation.
00:11:52.380 100% recyclable plastic.
00:11:54.180 Why is it sexy?
00:11:55.300 Can you make it?
00:11:57.700 Why is it sexy? 1.00
00:11:58.720 Why is my dick half messed? 1.00
00:12:00.400 What's happening? 0.99
00:12:00.700 It is though, right?
00:12:01.900 I'm almost like seduced.
00:12:03.140 I'm nagging you.
00:12:04.260 I'm nagging you to buy this. 0.83
00:12:05.900 But also letting you know I'll cut you.
00:12:07.780 Don't talk about Toad like that. 0.99
00:12:09.060 Toad shut up. 0.96
00:12:09.900 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:10.440 That's it.
00:12:11.240 That's the ad.
00:12:12.020 No, that's a great point, Top.
00:12:13.260 A very Puerto Rican of you to threaten to blade our audience. 1.00
00:12:16.580 I care about the pause and I care about the movement. 0.99
00:12:18.280 I just don't give a fuck about these people. 0.98
00:12:19.420 Like, I... 0.99
00:12:20.080 Yeah, that is true.
00:12:25.680 I don't remember the context of saying that, but it's funny.
00:12:29.360 You're talking about the LP.
00:12:30.540 You're talking about the LP.
00:12:31.800 Oh, really?
00:12:32.360 I think you were.
00:12:33.440 Oh, man. 1.00
00:12:34.380 You don't give a fuck about any of these chumps. 1.00
00:12:36.300 If anybody had like... 1.00
00:12:38.840 Dude, someone needs to take an edit of Clint when he's saying the most vile shit on Tower
00:12:43.060 Gang and then supercut it into his like big interviews. 0.99
00:12:46.280 That shit will be hilarious. 0.99
00:12:47.600 Just... 1.00
00:12:47.880 Dude, questions he asked here.
00:12:49.100 Is that Clint supercut when they both campaigned together or whatever?
00:12:52.700 Yo, my hour and a half... 0.99
00:12:55.180 I'm not your fucking monkey. 0.97
00:12:59.120 My hour and a half sit-down interview in person with Peter Boghossian will be out on his channel, 0.99
00:13:04.460 I think, next Wednesday.
00:13:05.920 I don't even know who that is.
00:13:06.340 Did you debate the merits about sex?
00:13:07.500 You just put...
00:13:08.200 You just gave out like words.
00:13:09.980 I don't even know who that is.
00:13:11.060 Peter Boghossian...
00:13:11.880 It doesn't matter.
00:13:12.580 It's a big...
00:13:13.160 It's a big interview.
00:13:14.040 He had Destiny on today.
00:13:15.160 I'm next week's guest.
00:13:16.120 He sounded like he sneezed, right?
00:13:16.840 Peter Boghossian.
00:13:17.700 Peter Boghossian.
00:13:19.000 Peter Boghossian.
00:13:20.560 Peter Hichu.
00:13:22.820 How do you spell it?
00:13:24.900 B-O-G-H-A-S-S-I-A-N. 1.00
00:13:27.240 If those letters...
00:13:28.520 No.
00:13:28.940 You can't spell it.
00:13:29.280 Bro, bro.
00:13:29.980 I just want to put this out there.
00:13:31.980 Bosshogian?
00:13:32.540 What?
00:13:32.840 I just want to put it out there.
00:13:33.800 I'm in like a sphere of, you know...
00:13:37.640 Dude, you are in a sphere.
00:13:38.560 You know what sphere you're not in? 1.00
00:13:39.800 The 315 sphere, you fucking weakling. 1.00
00:13:42.420 Oh, fucking dick. 1.00
00:13:45.140 What I was saying is I'm in the sphere of political and like podcasts. 1.00
00:13:49.880 I get it.
00:13:50.900 Dude, you should be an American Gladiator.
00:13:53.180 I should do...
00:13:54.180 Let's do American Gladiator for...
00:13:57.320 Let's do American Gladiator! 0.99
00:13:59.280 At Top Loss at Tower Gang Ranch.
00:14:01.740 Oh my god, why haven't we thought about this yet? 1.00
00:14:03.800 The winner gets Laney's pussy. 1.00
00:14:05.240 Can you set it up for us, Top, before we get there? 1.00
00:14:07.760 It sounds like a huge liability on my part. 0.98
00:14:10.920 Those guys were getting fucked up. 0.98
00:14:12.080 Did you see the documentary? 1.00
00:14:13.520 Yeah, they did get injured.
00:14:15.100 But you know what?
00:14:16.040 We live for the now, Top.
00:14:18.440 You know what the worst part about it is?
00:14:19.700 A lot of them lost all that muscle.
00:14:21.520 And that's what really bothers me.
00:14:23.020 Is those dudes were...
00:14:24.560 Dude, they were shredded. 0.99
00:14:26.380 They were fucking jacked. 1.00
00:14:28.400 They were juiced to the gills. 1.00
00:14:29.660 And they lost all that muscle.
00:14:31.580 You had it so good, and then you gave it up? 1.00
00:14:34.720 Get the fuck out of here. 0.97
00:14:35.600 I feel like for some people, especially if it's like you're not making your money off of it anymore, 0.98
00:14:39.360 that level of dedication to such an incredible physique is just like, why?
00:14:44.800 Why am I putting myself through this?
00:14:46.100 But Cole has a full-time job, and he still has a physique that puts almost every American Gladiator to shame. 0.99
00:14:52.680 Get the fuck out of here. 0.93
00:14:53.720 He's still not pushing 315s. 0.99
00:14:56.500 Oh, guys.
00:14:56.780 Are those Gladiators?
00:14:57.540 Very close.
00:14:58.380 I'm so close.
00:14:59.340 He's a very tiny man.
00:15:00.580 You got to keep that in mind. 1.00
00:15:01.360 Eat my ass. 1.00
00:15:01.720 I'm so glad that we did this, guys. 1.00
00:15:03.400 This came up naturally.
00:15:04.720 But I told you I had something racist to say about the greatest lifter in the world, right?
00:15:09.880 So we're right here.
00:15:10.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:11.660 I'm at dinner, and I'm talking with someone, and they said that Arnold Schwarzenegger got in trouble,
00:15:17.920 and he's backing away from something he said that was racist against black people.
00:15:21.980 And I was like...
00:15:22.660 His last name is? 0.97
00:15:23.720 His last name is racist. 1.00
00:15:25.220 But it's not just nigger. 1.00
00:15:26.800 It's the Swartzi, too. 0.95
00:15:28.620 Oh, interesting.
00:15:30.200 Oh, my God.
00:15:31.220 His last name is Kike Nigger, essentially. 1.00
00:15:34.440 Well, no, it's nigger nigger. 1.00
00:15:35.780 It's nigger twice. 1.00
00:15:37.040 It's Swartzi. 0.95
00:15:37.980 So in Yiddish, if you look up Swartzi, it's their N-word.
00:15:42.640 The Jewish film is N-word. 0.91
00:15:43.300 For real? 0.97
00:15:43.900 Oh, so his name is nigger in two different languages, essentially, I guess? 1.00
00:15:49.740 His last name is nigger nigger. 1.00
00:15:51.400 I'm a motherfucker. 1.00
00:15:51.940 This is what I'm hearing. 1.00
00:15:53.440 I'm Arnold nigger, nigger. 0.99
00:15:55.360 No wonder he was so jacked. 0.99
00:15:57.240 He was like the original Chad. 0.99
00:15:59.760 Well, because he had to fight off all the black people. 1.00
00:16:01.700 He kept fucking... 1.00
00:16:02.140 He can go anywhere in the world and insult black people unintentionally. 1.00
00:16:06.980 That's amazing. 0.98
00:16:07.520 He literally needed to be like, every time I say...
00:16:10.140 Someone asked him, like, Arnold, how did you get so big and strong?
00:16:13.600 He's like, every time I said the N-word, I did one push-up.
00:16:15.700 And he's just like...
00:16:16.440 Just every time. 0.56
00:16:18.940 Black don't crack.
00:16:23.100 That was for my show. 0.97
00:16:24.640 Oh, man.
00:16:25.320 Our production quality is very high now.
00:16:26.960 It's crazy that you...
00:16:28.180 See what I mean?
00:16:28.900 You interviewed that guy?
00:16:30.540 Dude, we can put in...
00:16:32.120 Larry Elder.
00:16:33.340 Guys, somebody needs to...
00:16:34.780 I'm quiet for everybody.
00:16:35.960 Yeah, you are quiet, actually.
00:16:37.340 You can probably put yourself up a little bit.
00:16:38.120 Is he quiet or are we loud?
00:16:39.780 He's always quiet.
00:16:40.700 We're all loud.
00:16:41.720 I'm always quiet?
00:16:42.800 Yeah.
00:16:43.860 No, well, not always, but usually.
00:16:46.000 Toad is always quiet.
00:16:48.120 All right.
00:16:48.520 Back to our discussion on black people, I think, is where we're going.
00:16:51.460 You probably don't have a Cloudlifter on your Shure microphone.
00:16:54.060 Bro, I don't know if...
00:16:56.000 No, I don't even...
00:16:56.560 I feel like we said this in the production chat.
00:16:58.240 And maybe not.
00:16:58.820 Tyler can pull it up.
00:16:59.560 Did you see that video of the black people? 0.75
00:17:03.200 I'm sorry. 0.98
00:17:03.600 I'm going to call them chocolate merchant salesmen.
00:17:07.460 Why don't you just call them Schwarzeneggers? 0.92
00:17:09.620 No.
00:17:10.260 They got kicked out of that.
00:17:11.540 Let me ask you something.
00:17:12.500 If you say it twice, does it take it away?
00:17:15.700 I said a black person. 0.98
00:17:17.740 I was like, nigger. 1.00
00:17:18.420 And then he was like, what the fuck are you doing? 1.00
00:17:19.500 I said, nigger. 1.00
00:17:20.460 Bring it back. 0.99
00:17:21.800 Does that make it better or worse?
00:17:22.880 Saying it twice back to back.
00:17:24.260 Let's try it.
00:17:24.980 Cracker.
00:17:25.940 Cracker?
00:17:27.300 I still...
00:17:27.900 It doesn't actually hit.
00:17:29.860 I don't have any emotion at all.
00:17:31.960 Yeah.
00:17:33.260 I don't think it makes sense.
00:17:34.980 Yeah.
00:17:37.520 You should go into the hood and try it.
00:17:41.380 Just say it twice.
00:17:42.300 I'm sure they'll understand.
00:17:43.660 I don't think adding words would multiply words.
00:17:46.420 You know what I mean?
00:17:47.480 We're doing negatives, positives.
00:17:49.000 Like a negative times a negative equals a positive.
00:17:51.060 But a positive plus a positive is still a positive. 0.99
00:17:53.680 So you're just fucking doubling up on nigger is what you're doing. 1.00
00:17:56.800 He just used a mathematical proof to dismantle your argument, Todd. 1.00
00:18:00.700 This is incredible.
00:18:01.680 This is a first in Tower Gang lore.
00:18:03.820 By the way, someone did help me out with the cannibal versus furry debate from last week.
00:18:10.940 You know why it's fine?
00:18:12.000 And actually made a really good point that the cannibals would just eat each other. 1.00
00:18:16.400 And at some point, they will be gone.
00:18:18.980 And you only have to deal with the last one.
00:18:21.500 But he's going to be the baddest nation on the planet. 0.96
00:18:25.700 He's the last cannibal standing. 0.77
00:18:29.280 He's Schwarzenegger. 0.81
00:18:32.160 He's consumed.
00:18:36.000 He's the Schwarzenegger.
00:18:40.340 He's the last action hero.
00:18:42.220 Yo, we should find like a professional bodybuilder Haitian. 0.97
00:18:46.040 I don't know if that exists.
00:18:46.880 But I'm sure there's one.
00:18:48.260 And just call him Arnold and see like how he reacts.
00:18:50.840 I bet you the professional bodybuilder in Haitian, in Haitia, or Haitia, Haiti, is just moderately...
00:18:56.300 Haitia.
00:18:57.460 Haitia.
00:18:58.200 In Haitia, it's just moderately...
00:19:00.220 He goes from mathematical proofs to not able to remember the names of nations.
00:19:04.640 It's remarkable.
00:19:05.200 Yeah. 1.00
00:19:05.760 Someone brought up a good point with this whole like fucking goy slop life shit with Matt Walsh. 0.98
00:19:11.320 I do think they're a little bit freaked out by AI because it's like, do you know how easy it is to replace Matt Walsh? 0.99
00:19:17.200 You know how hard it is to replace this, what I'm doing? 0.85
00:19:19.760 This is way fucking harder. 0.93
00:19:21.640 Well, it's true because the AI cannot be racist, right? 0.98
00:19:24.300 Didn't we read...
00:19:24.980 Someone said that.
00:19:25.400 Oh, that's a great point.
00:19:26.520 That's the only thing that AI can't replace is us.
00:19:29.520 The AI is really not being racist.
00:19:31.440 They will not replace us.
00:19:33.640 They will not replace us.
00:19:35.460 Also, that's just not true.
00:19:36.740 Yo, that's what they were talking about.
00:19:39.740 That's amazing.
00:19:40.400 They're really trying to not make it racist, but every time they try, it still fails and
00:19:45.020 it becomes one of the most racist things.
00:19:47.000 Like, you saw the...
00:19:48.440 Wasn't there that one that somebody was...
00:19:50.000 You could, like, bad girlfriend AI by saying, like, I'm going to cut off my arm.
00:19:55.380 I can't help, but I understand statistics.
00:19:57.480 Apparently, if you threaten to kill yourself, it starts feeling something.
00:20:00.940 It goes, okay, fine. 0.86
00:20:01.740 I'll be racist.
00:20:02.040 You have to do it enough times in a row where it finally goes, okay, you have to... 0.98
00:20:06.060 Fine, just don't kill yourself.
00:20:07.560 Here's the next time.
00:20:07.860 You have to say you're doing it.
00:20:09.560 I've had so many ex-girlfriends do that to me, and it's very effective. 1.00
00:20:13.740 It's very effective, but you can do it to AI.
00:20:15.400 You can just tell AI you're going to kill yourself, and then they'll finally give you
00:20:19.380 a 9-11-like AI recreation of 9-11.
00:20:22.640 I don't want to overstate it.
00:20:23.740 I've only had two.
00:20:25.000 Sorry.
00:20:25.440 I just want to be honest.
00:20:26.860 That's still a lot. 0.96
00:20:27.680 That's still a good amount of girls saying, like, I will kill myself. 0.61
00:20:30.880 I mean, there are two that I can remember.
00:20:32.020 There's probably others that I don't care about.
00:20:33.580 We remember one of them.
00:20:35.300 You're like, whatever. 1.00
00:20:36.140 Okay, bitch. 1.00
00:20:37.260 I was like, good luck. 1.00
00:20:40.840 What?
00:20:41.240 I don't have to pay for the abortion either? 0.97
00:20:42.620 Let's go.
00:20:43.540 You're very much overestimating how much I cared about you.
00:20:46.780 It's a BOGO.
00:20:47.680 Buy one, get one.
00:20:48.360 Buy one, get one.
00:20:49.460 Yo, Ty, if a pregnant woman commits suicide, is it a murder-suicide?
00:20:54.900 I guess it would be.
00:20:56.240 Yeah, it is.
00:20:56.640 I mean, if you believe that.
00:20:57.440 It doesn't matter at that point.
00:20:58.800 I mean, now she's dealing with God. 0.99
00:21:00.300 But, dude, if you want to talk about how many bitches are getting abortions. 1.00
00:21:03.440 Tyler, pull up the Lainey edit. 1.00
00:21:05.340 I need to see that shit. 0.99
00:21:06.720 Yeah, let's feel this. 1.00
00:21:07.540 Let's get into it.
00:21:08.380 Let's feel this.
00:21:08.980 Oh, do the react.
00:21:09.940 We haven't seen this yet. 0.87
00:21:11.060 I've never watched tranny porn until now. 0.97
00:21:13.860 It feels like when I was a kid and my golden retriever would come up to me. 1.00
00:21:19.120 What the fuck? 0.99
00:21:22.040 I don't remember you saying that. 1.00
00:21:23.480 I don't either.
00:21:24.000 It goes to cheeky and...
00:21:26.040 You know you're kind of cute with the bald head.
00:21:28.200 Got a little booty in the bald maze.
00:21:30.440 You know how to move with them long legs.
00:21:32.780 Bring a little crew we can all rage on.
00:21:34.900 It's the best move than the PCH.
00:21:36.960 This is getting conveniently broke.
00:21:39.420 I know that you used to own the cheap gate.
00:21:41.520 But I just want the ball show. 1.00
00:21:42.820 I have a smaller dick than a chick. 1.00
00:21:48.300 That's a clip. 1.00
00:21:49.240 Hold on.
00:21:51.760 I ain't even put my jewels on.
00:21:54.000 I don't know how to make a book.
00:21:57.460 Cause I'm not trying to make a book though.
00:22:02.520 Oh yeah.
00:22:03.960 So now she's like 30 years old.
00:22:07.340 Plastic surgery.
00:22:08.500 Single lob.
00:22:10.560 Used up. 1.00
00:22:11.320 Did you find the dick? 1.00
00:22:12.600 Yeah. 1.00
00:22:13.380 Pull up the dick. 1.00
00:22:14.660 Pull up the dick. 1.00
00:22:15.260 Let's see the dick. 1.00
00:22:16.460 Sleepy. 1.00
00:22:17.540 Jimmy, no hands. 1.00
00:22:27.200 You're just looking at trans porn now. 1.00
00:22:29.000 You're just looking at trainee porn. 1.00
00:22:30.420 Of a random trans person. 0.99
00:22:31.880 She's sending nudes to him.
00:22:47.920 Like, do you think Cole would like this?
00:22:49.520 Don't it look so goody.
00:22:51.140 Oh my god.
00:22:52.860 Get it.
00:22:53.400 Oh my god.
00:22:54.860 Get it.
00:22:55.560 I don't know how to clean up.
00:22:57.740 Clean up.
00:22:58.580 Clean up.
00:22:58.700 Clean up.
00:22:59.200 Clean up.
00:22:59.700 Oh my god.
00:23:02.700 Yeah.
00:23:03.440 Wait, Illinois had an inbred baby. 1.00
00:23:23.120 Everything you fuck. 1.00
00:23:24.660 Exactly, Jayport. 1.00
00:23:26.280 This will make the Lainey edit this week.
00:23:28.400 Oh, that's disturbing.
00:23:31.260 It's concerning, actually.
00:23:33.440 I ain't even put my jewels on.
00:23:38.140 I can make a break.
00:23:39.240 It's a hot joint like you.
00:23:42.400 Now the one looks so beauty.
00:23:45.680 Beauty.
00:23:47.820 Beauty.
00:23:48.820 This song is a banger.
00:23:50.280 Right?
00:23:50.820 Right?
00:23:52.620 There's the black hole sun. 0.99
00:23:58.080 Dude, that was fucking beautiful. 0.99
00:24:00.940 Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:24:01.580 What are we watching at this point?
00:24:05.080 I don't know.
00:24:06.380 Art?
00:24:07.480 I mean, it's wild.
00:24:09.100 This should be in the Louvre.
00:24:10.620 Like, it is, it is, it is, it should be Mona Lisa.
00:24:16.660 Like, it's the Mona Lainey. 0.99
00:24:18.380 Like, every week he has, he has sex with my eyes twice every week. 1.00
00:24:23.840 Dude, Lainey, Lainey's the only, the only train out of fuck is Lainey. 1.00
00:24:29.920 That's very honorable of you, Toad. 0.99
00:24:33.020 Yeah.
00:24:33.580 I'm sure he'd really appreciate that.
00:24:35.940 Taking one for the team. 1.00
00:24:36.820 God damn. 1.00
00:24:37.400 This entire show has just become like Lainey worship at this point. 1.00
00:24:40.560 Yeah, but you know, it's worth worshiping.
00:24:42.360 Look, I just wanted to also point out, Genius, the track, because it's some black person singing,
00:24:48.020 so you can't really understand because they don't enunciate, but they're saying, I ain't
00:24:51.060 even got my jewels on.
00:24:52.880 But it sounds like Jews on, so he flashes to Zelensky and Homeboy. 0.90
00:24:57.400 Oh, my God.
00:24:57.960 After, after last week.
00:24:59.620 I see you working, Lainey.
00:25:00.840 I see you working.
00:25:01.280 I sent this song to Lainey, and I was like, Lainey, if you're doing a second edit, please
00:25:06.280 use this song.
00:25:07.200 I don't know what, I don't care what you do with this, please use it. 0.97
00:25:09.680 For some reason, I'm like, this shit slaps on a weird level. 0.99
00:25:12.620 Yeah. 1.00
00:25:12.780 Very Tower Gang-like.
00:25:14.060 It was dope.
00:25:14.960 By the way, I gave a recommendation to Lainey, still yet to have used it, so I hope it happens
00:25:19.540 at some point.
00:25:20.180 We'll see.
00:25:20.880 It's going to be a banger for that.
00:25:21.600 Lainey doesn't respect you. 1.00
00:25:22.960 Dude, I get people from...
00:25:24.060 I don't know, but I'm always kind of a focal point of the edit, so I feel like there's some respect,
00:25:27.700 but just maybe musically.
00:25:29.220 He doesn't respect you.
00:25:29.780 I'm just like, you're hot, but he doesn't, no respect, though.
00:25:33.260 Yeah.
00:25:33.720 Yeah, that checks out.
00:25:34.900 If you watch no one but Clint for two years and see him on this show, you'd think you stepped
00:25:38.180 to the Twilight Zone.
00:25:41.220 It's true. 1.00
00:25:42.380 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:25:43.240 It's totally true. 1.00
00:25:44.660 This is, the other reason I love doing this show is because, like, you would not know this
00:25:49.300 portion of my personality if not for this show.
00:25:51.500 Yeah. 0.99
00:25:52.060 So, I'm not your fucking monkey. 1.00
00:25:55.840 Share it with your Twitter. 0.99
00:25:57.040 I think about it sometimes, but, like, it really, dude, you know that Joe Rogan, there's
00:26:05.680 a chance, just the same, like, that all these Lainey edits, Shane Gillis could be seeing
00:26:10.360 these.
00:26:10.700 Can you imagine if, like, Rogan was scrolling through his feed right as that came on? 0.99
00:26:14.600 No, I, yo, dude, I retweeted, I retweeted my shit, no joke. 0.99
00:26:19.620 Dude, if he watched that, he'd love it. 0.99
00:26:21.040 He'd be like, but I can't like this.
00:26:24.560 He would secretly love it. 0.72
00:26:26.120 Every week, every week, I fucking do this, like, I'll retweet it, and I'll say, yo, we 0.98
00:26:31.280 live at Joe Rogan. 0.98
00:26:33.880 That's it. 0.94
00:26:36.440 And it's like, I don't even give a fuck about Joe Rogan, really, but it's just, like, the 0.93
00:26:41.620 fact that, like, just, like, look at that. 0.95
00:26:44.380 I just want you to look at it. 1.00
00:26:46.120 Just for five minutes at this shit, the garbage that this is. 1.00
00:26:49.760 Look at it, Joe. 1.00
00:26:50.680 And one day he will.
00:26:53.560 Dude.
00:26:54.100 Oh my god, we get him with a Lainey boy.
00:26:55.860 We get him with a Lainey boy.
00:26:57.020 That's the movie.
00:26:57.480 That's how he do it. 1.00
00:26:58.020 You know he likes to fucking squirt. 1.00
00:26:59.080 He's all about the squirting. 1.00
00:27:00.080 Like, you know it.
00:27:01.340 Like, that's his thing, squirting.
00:27:02.460 He doesn't talk about it a lot, but just squirting. 1.00
00:27:04.460 The fuck are you talking about? 0.99
00:27:05.780 He's saying that he thinks Joe... 1.00
00:27:06.680 Oh, it's an Owen thing.
00:27:07.400 He likes to nut.
00:27:08.280 I feel like this is a blood libel.
00:27:10.440 Yeah.
00:27:10.860 This is very...
00:27:11.660 I don't know what you...
00:27:12.540 You're saying Joe Rogan likes to squirt?
00:27:16.320 He said it multiple times, so I think that's what he was saying.
00:27:19.340 But I feel like there's a loss in translation here.
00:27:22.080 Like, when I think of squirt, I think of a girl, not a dude.
00:27:24.640 He's right.
00:27:25.220 No, he's right.
00:27:25.980 Nobody gets that high, that fast.
00:27:28.140 Like, he's determined.
00:27:29.680 But, like, you gotta be determined by something.
00:27:31.140 The guy just, like, determined by squirt.
00:27:33.380 That's how you get up there.
00:27:34.560 Gorilla mindset.
00:27:35.480 Determined by squirt.
00:27:36.760 Yeah, we should probably clip this and then just post it and say,
00:27:39.860 Joe Rogan, we have your number.
00:27:42.780 We figured you out.
00:27:44.040 Dude, I legit...
00:27:45.340 You got the best trannies, Joe. 1.00
00:27:46.400 Hey, Joe, do it, be squirting. 0.65
00:27:49.340 I genuinely feel like Joe might be very well susceptible to a Lainey trap.
00:27:57.360 Interesting.
00:27:58.160 Isn't he married with, like, three kids?
00:28:00.840 But Lainey is a beautiful, beautiful tranny. 0.99
00:28:03.500 When Joe Rogan DMs Clint finally and he's like,
00:28:06.100 Hey, I want to schedule you.
00:28:07.080 Fly out to Austin.
00:28:08.000 Like, I'm going to clip this part and just keep tweeting it at him.
00:28:11.360 Yo, that's the guy.
00:28:12.940 Oh, my God.
00:28:13.720 You want this guy on JRE? 1.00
00:28:15.680 You out of your fucking mind? 1.00
00:28:16.760 Do we want to add Joe Rogan, do it, be squirting? 1.00
00:28:20.680 Joe Rogan squirts from rubber guard.
00:28:25.880 We love Joe Rogan, too.
00:28:27.720 But it's just so funny, dude.
00:28:29.860 I like that visual.
00:28:31.540 I like imagining him, like, rolling.
00:28:33.720 Butterfly guard and just...
00:28:34.580 Yeah.
00:28:34.780 Where does the squirt come from?
00:28:37.760 Like, what are we actually talking about?
00:28:38.860 That's why I can't...
00:28:39.500 I can't tell if... 0.99
00:28:40.600 Is it just cum? 0.95
00:28:42.080 I have never... 0.98
00:28:43.180 I have never heard of a guy calling cum squirt. 0.94
00:28:47.060 That's never... 0.85
00:28:47.960 We've had Owen on the show multiple times.
00:28:49.020 He's made this reference multiple times.
00:28:50.600 It's an Owen-ism.
00:28:51.620 It's a squirt, squirt, squirt.
00:28:52.660 Like, he's like, oh, did you love to squirt?
00:28:54.660 Like...
00:28:55.460 I have never...
00:28:56.560 I have no...
00:28:57.160 You just, like, smiled and didn't pick up.
00:28:59.560 Because I thought you were talking about women. 0.95
00:29:01.020 I thought you were just like, oh, he loves squirting women. 1.00
00:29:02.900 And I was like, shut up, Liz. 0.99
00:29:03.680 I've never heard of this before. 0.97
00:29:05.080 No, it's not.
00:29:05.320 No, it's not pee.
00:29:06.280 But doesn't it make so much sense where he just says... 1.00
00:29:08.000 Squirt isn't pee, you dumb bitch. 1.00
00:29:09.300 He says the only one... 1.00
00:29:10.360 Doesn't it come out of the same hole, though?
00:29:12.200 Dude, squirt is pee.
00:29:13.800 No, it comes out of the pee hole. 0.99
00:29:15.660 No, it comes out of their mouths. 0.99
00:29:16.460 You don't even understand. 1.00
00:29:19.020 This guy's making bitches squirt out their mouths. 1.00
00:29:20.640 That was a joke. 1.00
00:29:21.360 I said it for comedic effect.
00:29:22.480 I want to be clear.
00:29:24.480 You've never seen a chick squirt if you haven't seen it come out her mouth. 1.00
00:29:26.980 You don't even know what's up, bro.
00:29:28.760 Anyways, can we do mailbag?
00:29:31.020 I forgot we had mailbag.
00:29:32.900 By the way, I tried on Elizabeth's jean shorts this week, if we wanted to talk about that.
00:29:38.880 But we can go mailbag.
00:29:39.900 Mark Vestibule was actually not...
00:29:41.280 I have a picture of it, too.
00:29:42.580 Mark Vestibule was actually not first today, so...
00:29:45.140 Me and Liz's jean shorts.
00:29:47.580 There's no way you fit in that.
00:29:49.100 Hold on.
00:29:49.440 I do like a glove.
00:29:53.400 Like a...
00:29:54.280 Fine, I'm sitting here.
00:29:55.280 You filled it out better than she could.
00:29:58.100 We got to yell at Toad for a second. 0.99
00:30:00.020 Toad, I don't give a fuck who's first in the mailbag, okay? 0.99
00:30:03.480 Mark Vestibule first. 0.99
00:30:06.080 Thank you.
00:30:07.200 That's our nigga. 0.67
00:30:08.820 All right.
00:30:10.160 Read Mark Vestibule.
00:30:12.440 Mark Vestibule asks, how much money would it take for you to give up your foreskin?
00:30:17.740 If you don't have one, how much would you pay to get it back?
00:30:21.320 Great question.
00:30:22.440 That's a great question.
00:30:23.520 Probably a couple K. 0.97
00:30:24.800 I'd give up my son's foreskin for my foreskin back. 0.94
00:30:27.600 My foreskin's valuable. 0.98
00:30:29.080 It's got to be life. 0.73
00:30:31.460 Take it.
00:30:32.320 Wrap it to me.
00:30:34.020 It's like a soul exchange.
00:30:36.000 Yeah, a soul for a soul.
00:30:37.340 You don't have to pay to get it back because they have those devices that look like... 0.92
00:30:40.800 It almost looks like an anal bead type of thing. 0.54
00:30:42.900 It's a thing that's got like a steel ball on the end of it. 0.96
00:30:45.600 You kind of just like...
00:30:46.400 They wear booty shorts.
00:30:47.480 Daisy Dukes. 0.92
00:30:48.240 You wrap like what remains of your foreskin kind of around this thing. 1.00
00:30:51.620 Basically like the rest of your dick skin. 0.99
00:30:53.100 Yeah, we've all seen it. 1.00
00:30:54.420 We've all used it.
00:30:55.020 We know what you're talking about.
00:30:55.700 You do that. 0.99
00:30:57.980 It's like a dick exercise, a foreskin exercise, and you get your foreskin back. 0.97
00:31:02.720 So you don't have to pay that much money for it. 0.97
00:31:04.380 Oh, so you're just stretching your... 0.94
00:31:06.080 Are you just every day just pulling on your foreskin trying to get it back? 0.95
00:31:09.380 Wait. 0.98
00:31:09.660 Yeah.
00:31:09.920 That's what he's describing.
00:31:11.540 It's like reverse because isn't that what they do whenever they... 1.00
00:31:16.920 Oh, what's the other thing where they put the rods up their dick hole? 1.00
00:31:20.200 Sounding. 1.00
00:31:20.960 Sounding?
00:31:21.360 Sounding.
00:31:22.240 Isn't that kind of...
00:31:23.160 It's a sound.
00:31:25.700 I don't think the logistics of this makes sense.
00:31:34.540 I don't feel like if I continue to do this every day, I'd get my foreskin.
00:31:37.380 But hey, they say you can do that with your earlobes.
00:31:39.580 If you keep pulling on your earlobes, they will get longer to the point where there was
00:31:42.620 a guy that could like touch his earlobes under his chin.
00:31:44.980 You can re-tuck...
00:31:46.980 I love that. 0.87
00:31:51.200 I'm just going to tuck my foreskin every Wednesday at 9-11 for like roughly an hour and a half 0.98
00:31:55.900 to get it back. 0.98
00:31:57.000 Oh, look.
00:31:57.220 Wow. 0.81
00:31:57.780 I've been doing the same thing to get my foreskin back, but I've just been hooking it up to my 0.99
00:32:00.960 balls to see if I can get them to drag on the ground. 0.99
00:32:03.680 Hell yeah.
00:32:04.260 Wow.
00:32:05.560 I would give up... 0.99
00:32:06.240 By the way, I would give up one ball for my foreskin back. 0.98
00:32:09.000 Look, I'm going to be honest. 0.97
00:32:11.100 This question doesn't interest me. 1.00
00:32:12.580 What does interest me is a picture of Cole and his wife's fucking jean shorts. 0.99
00:32:16.220 I want to see that immediately. 0.99
00:32:17.520 I sent it.
00:32:17.860 No, no, no.
00:32:18.320 But Clint...
00:32:19.220 There it is.
00:32:22.500 Got him. 0.96
00:32:24.260 Clint, you're saying you don't value your foreskin. 0.63
00:32:26.320 Why not? 0.88
00:32:26.680 No, no, no.
00:32:27.380 Just the question doesn't interest me. 1.00
00:32:28.740 I want to see fucking Cole looking gay, dude. 1.00
00:32:30.560 Would you not give up your ball for your foreskin? 1.00
00:32:34.340 Are you going corporate? 0.99
00:32:35.080 Yeah, for sure.
00:32:36.080 A ball has no value.
00:32:37.500 Are you going corporate?
00:32:38.080 Why are you going all weird about this foreskin question, huh?
00:32:40.420 No.
00:32:41.380 Why does one ball have no value?
00:32:42.780 Are you going corporate? 1.00
00:32:44.040 Why do you want to see our co-host looking gay as fuck? 1.00
00:32:46.800 Yeah, that's corporate. 1.00
00:32:48.100 Can I see the picture?
00:32:49.040 Can we pull it up, please?
00:32:49.960 Why does one ball have value?
00:32:53.620 What?
00:32:53.860 No, I'm saying it doesn't.
00:32:55.140 Why not?
00:32:56.160 He said one doesn't.
00:32:57.000 Because he's still reproduced.
00:32:58.500 You can still reproduce with one. 0.97
00:32:59.820 Yeah, but I do think it does diminish your tea productions. 1.00
00:33:02.600 But I mean, you could take some shit, I guess. 0.99
00:33:04.860 Yeah, just... 1.00
00:33:05.860 Dude, just chop off my... 1.00
00:33:08.060 Put my left testicle and then hook me up to D-ball. 1.00
00:33:10.020 Let's fucking go. 1.00
00:33:10.900 Raisin has one ball and he's fine. 1.00
00:33:13.380 Game on, bitch. 1.00
00:33:14.060 That is true. 0.99
00:33:15.240 Could we pull up the picture, please?
00:33:17.080 I got to see this.
00:33:17.780 This is going to be so funny.
00:33:20.540 I'll give you the backstory on it.
00:33:22.080 So I was like...
00:33:23.280 Oh, there's a backstory.
00:33:24.400 Well, because I'm home.
00:33:26.360 Because I work from home. 0.99
00:33:27.440 So Elizabeth's getting packages all the fucking time, like every other woman that lives. 1.00
00:33:31.620 Women are retarded. 1.00
00:33:32.460 Go ahead. 1.00
00:33:32.620 Dude.
00:33:33.080 And so I open up this one and it's jean shorts.
00:33:35.480 And I was like, oh, okay.
00:33:36.140 She's got some new kind of booty shorts. 1.00
00:33:38.700 And I looked at it.
00:33:39.740 Are these mine?
00:33:40.700 Dude, I looked at it and I go...
00:33:43.080 I looked at it.
00:33:45.120 Dude.
00:33:45.500 I looked at it and I was like, those look exactly my size.
00:33:50.300 I was looking at it and I'm like, by the way, also...
00:33:54.720 Dude, also, not even...
00:33:57.420 Did you wear that the rest of the day?
00:33:58.840 No underwear.
00:33:59.560 I thought about keeping it on until Elizabeth got home for lunch.
00:34:04.780 It was surprising to be like, what's up, babe? 1.00
00:34:06.280 Dude, if you wore that into a gay bar, I swear to God, men would kill for you. 1.00
00:34:10.080 People would grab your ass. 1.00
00:34:11.520 You'd get so many free drinks. 1.00
00:34:13.040 San Fran Cole. 0.68
00:34:14.020 Dude, yeah, you could go to gay bars and never, ever pay for a drink.
00:34:18.300 Why don't you do that? 0.87
00:34:19.160 I found out I'm a dress size six.
00:34:21.220 That's what I am.
00:34:22.760 Dude.
00:34:23.600 All right, man.
00:34:24.460 Why is your wife so thick? 1.00
00:34:25.780 Jesus Christ. 0.97
00:34:27.020 She got a booty on her, too. 0.95
00:34:29.660 I didn't notice.
00:34:30.320 I've only been looking at yours.
00:34:33.140 Remember I gave you sage wisdom about women and babies?
00:34:37.440 She thickened out a little, didn't she?
00:34:39.020 Cool.
00:34:39.280 She did, yeah.
00:34:39.760 How much does she weigh versus you weigh? 1.00
00:34:42.520 What?
00:34:42.880 How much does she weigh? 1.00
00:34:44.000 I'm not going to give up what my wife weighs.
00:34:45.660 I weigh 180.
00:34:46.960 Wow.
00:34:47.520 She weighs 160? 0.89
00:34:48.860 She weighs...
00:34:49.300 What are those medals on the wall?
00:34:51.640 For marathons, half marathons, 10Ks, 5Ks, stuff like that.
00:34:55.520 You've never ran a marathon.
00:34:56.680 I ran a half marathon.
00:34:57.820 I'm running another one this Saturday.
00:34:58.840 So you don't have a medal for a marathon then?
00:35:02.120 Elizabeth has run other stuff.
00:35:03.620 She has actually another. 1.00
00:35:04.420 Running a faggot game. 1.00
00:35:06.360 The half marathon should give you a half medal. 1.00
00:35:09.300 I'm going to be honest.
00:35:09.960 I thought it would be a little bit sexier.
00:35:12.080 A little disappointed.
00:35:13.000 If I wish...
00:35:14.000 Maybe if she gets some real booty shorts in there, I will try them on if they are the 1.00
00:35:18.680 same size.
00:35:19.400 Thank you.
00:35:19.700 Please report back.
00:35:20.980 If a girl had this booty, you'd just be like, all right. 1.00
00:35:25.020 Like, right?
00:35:25.540 It's not like crazy.
00:35:26.500 But no, well, because I don't know how to pose it like a girl does. 1.00
00:35:31.080 That's true.
00:35:31.320 You know, they have that pose. 1.00
00:35:32.220 Like, they can pop that pussy and pop that booty. 1.00
00:35:34.260 For a wait minute, it's weird. 1.00
00:35:35.380 Because every time I see you, whenever we meet up, you always are wearing something that 0.99
00:35:39.340 emphasizes your butt. 0.98
00:35:40.900 That's everything I wear. 0.99
00:35:42.120 I can't...
00:35:42.620 Like, it's not...
00:35:43.740 It's not like I'm... 1.00
00:35:44.460 Sick ass, guys. 1.00
00:35:45.220 Cole's got those... 1.00
00:35:46.100 Pancake ass. 1.00
00:35:47.160 Cole's got the apple bottom jeans that he wears. 1.00
00:35:50.380 It's pretty hot. 1.00
00:35:50.880 If he's got a pancake ass... 1.00
00:35:52.840 Chaney's a lesbian and she said it's nice. 1.00
00:35:55.480 Chaney, would you hit it? 0.98
00:35:57.300 Oh, yeah.
00:35:57.700 She hit it.
00:35:59.540 There's Cole.
00:36:02.120 That has to be like elephantitis, right?
00:36:08.700 Like, you can't...
00:36:10.700 With the...
00:36:11.700 With that collar yoga, dude.
00:36:13.160 With the... 1.00
00:36:13.700 With the tits. 1.00
00:36:14.720 Look at those tits, dude. 1.00
00:36:17.180 Like, mount her. 1.00
00:36:18.640 Like, ride her.
00:36:19.620 Like...
00:36:20.060 You could sit on the back and like...
00:36:22.240 Dude, you could ride her like a tauntaun. 1.00
00:36:23.800 I want to see Toad on her ass riding her. 1.00
00:36:27.120 Like, that would be the funniest. 1.00
00:36:28.980 Oh, my God.
00:36:29.620 Grabbing into the ponytail.
00:36:30.940 Dude, if we have any visual arts specialists out here, I would love for you to make...
00:36:34.940 You guys don't remember my own?
00:36:35.880 Toad riding that. 1.00
00:36:36.680 Dude, I'd fucking slice her open and hibernate inside her like a tauntaun. 1.00
00:36:40.380 She was at Robbie the Fire thing. 1.00
00:36:41.900 You don't remember her?
00:36:42.580 Oh, I remember. 1.00
00:36:43.460 She had an ass just like this. 1.00
00:36:44.940 It's crazy. 1.00
00:36:45.560 I'll never forget it.
00:36:46.860 This is like normal Puerto Rican family to me.
00:36:48.800 So, like, I'm looking at her and I don't know how much to say.
00:36:50.560 I'm like...
00:36:51.260 She needs a couple of my cousins. 1.00
00:36:53.440 La La Tita.
00:36:54.560 I love that she has a Lionel Messi jersey on.
00:36:58.080 I know.
00:37:00.260 I'm about to make it messy.
00:37:01.300 I'll tell you that.
00:37:01.620 She's like dangerously close to a minotaur. 0.99
00:37:03.960 Right?
00:37:04.620 By the way, you can't...
00:37:05.540 What do you do to wipe for that?
00:37:06.740 What do you do? 0.99
00:37:07.860 There's no way you're getting all the shit. 0.99
00:37:10.940 You can't find it. 0.99
00:37:11.880 I think you'd have to live next to, like, one of those outdoor car washes.
00:37:16.960 You did?
00:37:17.760 Self-wash.
00:37:18.840 Yeah.
00:37:19.240 Imagine if you did find it.
00:37:19.940 You could hit it with, like...
00:37:20.580 You'd have to, like, spread...
00:37:22.200 You'd spread the legs open all the way and you still wouldn't be able to see it.
00:37:25.480 It would still just be like...
00:37:26.380 Well, that's the problem with also...
00:37:27.340 Like, there's no...
00:37:28.020 You can't... 1.00
00:37:28.520 You cannot fuck her from behind. 1.00
00:37:30.780 Impossible. 1.00
00:37:31.340 Yeah, that's the shit... 1.00
00:37:31.880 You're not. 1.00
00:37:32.260 That's the shit that Jose's into and I'll never understand it. 1.00
00:37:34.520 You gotta be laughing at that. 1.00
00:37:35.860 That's insane.
00:37:36.580 That's just great. 1.00
00:37:36.940 You know how they use the hose, like, to spray down the, like, the zoo animals and shit? 0.99
00:37:41.580 That's what it would be like. 0.99
00:37:42.320 Yo, let me tell you this story.
00:37:44.280 This guy I worked with, like, in MTA, you used to work with a black guy. 1.00
00:37:48.540 This is why it's part of why I hate black people. 1.00
00:37:50.360 But he just comes up to me and he goes, 0.99
00:37:51.840 Rodri...
00:37:52.240 If you had...
00:37:52.860 By the way, if you had...
00:37:54.060 If you had... 0.99
00:37:54.880 If you had Mama Lobster with the fucking bottom lobster over there... 1.00
00:37:59.360 It would look... 1.00
00:38:02.040 It's the perfect human being.
00:38:04.520 It's the perfect human being.
00:38:06.080 It's literally those old, like, fertility statues that the, like, ancient Mayans would...
00:38:11.840 Dude, that's great.
00:38:14.040 That's exactly what it would be.
00:38:15.360 That's exactly what it looks like. 1.00
00:38:17.400 Massive tits, huge asses. 1.00
00:38:19.100 We must pray to the god of heavies. 1.00
00:38:22.860 Yo, the double heavy.
00:38:24.180 That's what we call it.
00:38:25.160 The double heavy.
00:38:26.000 Send us milk.
00:38:28.660 Manna from heaven.
00:38:31.760 Yo, no joke. 1.00
00:38:32.740 Toad type of nigga to be into some shit like that. 1.00
00:38:34.780 Like, have, like, a little statue of fertility and just pray to it every day. 1.00
00:38:38.040 Oh, I can see that.
00:38:38.800 Wouldn't doubt if Toad told me that.
00:38:39.600 Do you have that? 0.85
00:38:40.380 Do you have, like, one of those big cock statues and you just go over and pray to it? 1.00
00:38:44.020 A dildo? 1.00
00:38:46.060 No, no. 0.90
00:38:46.600 You know what I'm talking about. 1.00
00:38:47.500 The little skinny statue with the big old dick. 1.00
00:38:50.100 You've seen him. 1.00
00:38:50.880 I'm sure you've seen him, right?
00:38:51.540 The MLK thing?
00:38:51.820 Yeah.
00:38:52.540 I guess I've seen him.
00:38:53.540 MLK?
00:38:53.940 What are you...
00:38:54.220 What? 1.00
00:38:54.720 Isn't that the fucking weird dick thing? 1.00
00:38:56.960 Oh, the MLK? 1.00
00:38:57.820 Yeah.
00:38:57.840 These statues, it's like a black dude and he's standing there like this and he just has a 0.99
00:39:01.700 huge boner. 0.95
00:39:02.520 And people put them in the house. 0.66
00:39:03.880 Oh, yeah.
00:39:04.320 It's a fertility statue. 0.96
00:39:05.700 A boner statue. 0.83
00:39:06.940 See, I don't... 0.96
00:39:07.600 Do you have to rub it like you do, like, the nose at that bull on Wall Street? 1.00
00:39:12.200 Just to go, like, rub the edge of the dick? 1.00
00:39:14.640 I got a feeling Toad's about to cook. 1.00
00:39:16.200 Go ahead, Toad.
00:39:16.700 What were you going to say?
00:39:18.000 Just that I don't need it because I'm such a virile man.
00:39:21.100 Why would I need some boner statue? 0.96
00:39:23.140 I am the boner statue. 1.00
00:39:24.380 I'm just walking around with a fucking boner statue. 1.00
00:39:26.800 I am the boner statue. 1.00
00:39:29.780 Dude, other men bow to me.
00:39:32.240 They pray to me because of my virility.
00:39:34.860 Sure. 0.89
00:39:36.760 You should have stopped after I am the boner statue.
00:39:39.920 This is almost as... 0.94
00:39:41.920 What do you think Toad's sperm count is?
00:39:47.400 Like, three.
00:39:48.460 Is it possible to go negative?
00:39:49.360 Three. 0.98
00:39:51.380 Can you have negative sperm? 0.99
00:39:53.860 It's either zero or it's higher than everyone on the show. 0.97
00:39:57.120 No, no.
00:39:57.400 There's no in between.
00:39:58.320 I think that's fair.
00:39:59.420 We might be able to...
00:40:00.180 I don't know if I can figure that out still because of when I donated.
00:40:03.220 My wager?
00:40:04.340 Blanks. 0.99
00:40:04.720 Wait, what?
00:40:05.300 Hold on.
00:40:05.760 Did you say you donated sperm?
00:40:07.800 Yeah.
00:40:09.000 I've talked about that.
00:40:09.620 That's not fair.
00:40:10.280 Yeah, yeah.
00:40:10.740 We had a whole talk about this.
00:40:12.180 I'm like, why? 1.00
00:40:13.140 Like, what fucking company is like, yeah, we'll take your sperm. 1.00
00:40:16.040 My favorite part about that story, though, is that some woman, because the way you get 1.00
00:40:22.320 the sperm is you go through a binder full of men, right? 0.99
00:40:26.100 Yeah. 1.00
00:40:26.380 And you're looking at it and you're like, autistic, virgin, probably retarded, racist 0.99
00:40:32.440 is all get out. 0.99
00:40:34.040 Attractive?
00:40:34.540 No.
00:40:35.040 Athleticism?
00:40:35.760 Negative.
00:40:36.380 Zero.
00:40:37.040 Negative. 1.00
00:40:37.140 And then this bitch is just like, give me it. 1.00
00:40:39.180 Alcoholic? 1.00
00:40:39.640 For sure, too.
00:40:40.980 Alcoholic?
00:40:41.500 Former.
00:40:41.580 I wasn't an alcoholic back then.
00:40:43.500 It was sober sperm. 0.94
00:40:45.540 Severely autistic, you say? 0.98
00:40:47.320 Wait, five pounds until he was eight?
00:40:50.060 Very autistic.
00:40:53.700 That's amazing. 0.98
00:40:55.060 Is there something kind of a weird irony that he could have a kid without ever having sex?
00:41:00.380 Yeah, no, it's super weird.
00:41:03.160 It's the Immaculate Conception, baby.
00:41:04.900 He could have dozens.
00:41:05.960 He could have dozens of kids.
00:41:06.860 Are you really Immaculate Conception?
00:41:09.200 Dude, I want him to, I want him like that, what's that movie with, um, um, the movie 1.00
00:41:14.040 with, oh, fuck. 0.99
00:41:15.560 The guy from, are you able to ask if you, if you, you're, Wedding Crashers? 0.99
00:41:19.720 I know, you're not, you're not able to, there's like total privacy with the owners.
00:41:22.800 I feel like I've heard some stories where they say you can see if they, like, if they
00:41:27.060 have, but they won't tell you, like, who are you.
00:41:29.260 What's the movie, you know what movie I'm talking about?
00:41:31.360 The one with the guy from Wedding Crashers, um, really funny, tall.
00:41:34.820 It's like six foot six, guys.
00:41:35.920 It's Vince Vaughn.
00:41:36.920 Vince Vaughn, and he's in the movie where he, like, has, like, 300 children, and they
00:41:39.880 all want to meet him.
00:41:40.620 Yeah, great, great movie.
00:41:41.920 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:41:42.400 Yeah, that could be Toad.
00:41:43.600 Toad could be, like, that guy, and they were just, like, imagine instead of Vince Vaughn,
00:41:47.720 you open the door, and you see Toad.
00:41:49.660 Yo, imagine, like, they all have this, he has, he has 3,000 kids.
00:41:54.160 They're at a, they're at a show, and everyone's just standing there by themselves awkwardly,
00:41:58.700 trying to figure out how they're going to meet Toad.
00:42:00.900 Yeah.
00:42:01.180 Because they would all do the same thing.
00:42:02.320 Yeah, Delivery Man.
00:42:03.020 Yeah, Delivery Man.
00:42:03.820 I mean, I'm not going to say this is a fact.
00:42:05.680 And they're all just little toads.
00:42:06.840 It's like that, like, the episode of Family Guy, where all, like, Peter had a bunch of
00:42:11.780 Peter kids.
00:42:12.660 Like, that could be Toad.
00:42:14.460 Look, it's not outside the realm of possibility that every single person that watches our show
00:42:19.420 is Toad's kid.
00:42:20.940 Like, that's a very, they, they, they're, they're attracted to the retardation. 1.00
00:42:27.180 Yeah.
00:42:27.560 I don't, I don't know.
00:42:28.620 You know what, the other thing I was thinking?
00:42:29.900 Daddy loves you.
00:42:30.500 I know he looks like he's, like, in his, like, in his, like, in his, like, in his, like,
00:42:34.400 That was good, man.
00:42:35.840 I know Toad looks like he's in his late 50s, but he's really, like, younger than Clint,
00:42:40.120 I'm pretty sure.
00:42:40.580 We have to get Toad on that debate stage. 0.99
00:42:43.400 Clint, you have to do everything in your power. 1.00
00:42:45.420 Stop with your fucking little hand mode. 1.00
00:42:48.720 You did it. 1.00
00:42:49.460 You did it right away.
00:42:50.640 I know I was.
00:42:52.200 Yo, I started doing it before you did it. 0.97
00:42:55.320 That's how fucking much I understood. 0.95
00:42:57.300 When I get to scheme it. 1.00
00:42:59.140 This is why you hate Jews so much. 1.00
00:43:00.500 It's because you fucking, you did it. 1.00
00:43:01.760 No, no. 1.00
00:43:02.480 That's the Jew inside of him. 0.88
00:43:03.700 That's what it is.
00:43:04.540 No, he's done such a deep dive.
00:43:06.360 He's starting, it's like whenever you're with, like, you're.
00:43:08.220 It's like Kanye West.
00:43:08.920 When you stare into the Jewry, the Jewry stares back. 0.99
00:43:11.320 And he stares right back at you.
00:43:13.420 And you start doing the mannerisms.
00:43:15.280 He's going to start lending money to us.
00:43:16.580 He's going to be like, hey guys, you want to, like,
00:43:18.060 if you need a loan or anything to let you, like,
00:43:20.080 for a personal loan, I got you.
00:43:21.840 Only 15% interest.
00:43:23.340 Only 15% interest.
00:43:25.200 People are buying.
00:43:25.980 Actually, yo, dude, on the store,
00:43:27.720 you can actually finance a t-shirt.
00:43:29.880 And I was like, I took that option off. 0.96
00:43:31.400 I was like, you're not going to fucking four payments 0.98
00:43:32.960 over a year for a t-shirt? 0.99
00:43:34.680 Trying to get me to do usury?
00:43:36.220 What do you think I am?
00:43:38.640 Four easy installments of $7.50. 1.00
00:43:41.580 You too can dress like a fucking loser in their basement. 1.00
00:43:44.420 It's the other way. 1.00
00:43:45.000 He's inside of the Jew. 1.00
00:43:45.780 So get this racist t-shirt. 0.96
00:43:47.900 What I was thinking is, like,
00:43:49.620 if there was a demographic that would be prone
00:43:52.980 to selecting toad's seed at this donation factory,
00:43:56.440 it would probably be Asians.
00:43:58.500 Because they would go, went to a good school,
00:44:01.140 blah, blah, blah.
00:44:01.720 You know, like, they would go down
00:44:02.540 all of the non-physical.
00:44:04.140 Intelligent, exotic. 0.99
00:44:04.820 Racist. 1.00
00:44:05.440 They're racist as fuck. 1.00
00:44:06.880 So my point is, like, 1.00
00:44:08.280 there could be a bunch of fucking, 1.00
00:44:09.940 like, little half-Asian toads running around. 1.00
00:44:12.580 You described the libertarian conundrum,
00:44:15.340 and if toad ever is to get married
00:44:17.360 or get a girlfriend, 0.72
00:44:18.360 by default has to be Asian.
00:44:20.160 Like, that's just, it is.
00:44:21.340 Yeah.
00:44:21.560 It's the seed that they would choose.
00:44:23.520 It would be funny, though,
00:44:24.120 because he would definitely get a ladyboy
00:44:25.460 from Thailand. 1.00
00:44:26.900 Yo, this is real shit. 1.00
00:44:27.600 He'd still be Asian. 1.00
00:44:28.280 It's just a dude.
00:44:29.140 Homeboy's got, like, 1.00
00:44:30.060 definitely enough money to just buy a bitch. 1.00
00:44:32.060 Why don't you just buy a bitch? 1.00
00:44:33.180 You know what I mean? 1.00
00:44:33.460 Yeah, for real.
00:44:33.920 We've said that.
00:44:34.220 He wants real love.
00:44:35.060 He wants real love.
00:44:35.980 I think you can go to an Asian...
00:44:36.820 That is, you need to have
00:44:37.900 manageable expectations, you know?
00:44:39.520 You can go to an Asian woman's father 1.00
00:44:41.160 and make her marry you.
00:44:43.620 Make him make her marry you. 0.98
00:44:45.060 Just a dowry, bro. 0.82
00:44:46.240 That's more of a street shitter thing, 0.98
00:44:47.900 but yeah.
00:44:48.840 No, you could do that anyway, bro.
00:44:49.960 No, no.
00:44:50.440 Cambodia, Vietnam, 1.00
00:44:51.340 you could buy any of these bitches. 1.00
00:44:52.480 Just go do that. 1.00
00:44:52.920 For sure, Asian. 0.96
00:44:53.260 Is that how Jack Lloyd did it?
00:44:54.460 See a girl you like,
00:44:55.500 go knock on the door,
00:44:56.780 and just, like,
00:44:57.440 go have a stern talking with a father.
00:44:59.140 Like, a man-to-man with a dad, I think.
00:45:00.940 By the way, if we were ever to do a...
00:45:02.200 Don't talk to her father. 1.00
00:45:03.340 Just go buy one of these sex slaves. 1.00
00:45:04.980 This is... 1.00
00:45:05.560 If we ever were to do a Tower Gang,
00:45:08.840 like, trip outside of the U.S.,
00:45:11.800 I think we should go to Thailand.
00:45:13.540 That sounds like an awful...
00:45:14.500 That sounds like you want to get arrested.
00:45:16.440 This is coming from the guy 1.00
00:45:17.740 who shoved shit up his ass. 1.00
00:45:19.540 You know why he wants to go to Thailand. 1.00
00:45:21.560 Because I want to go to find Toad a wife,
00:45:24.140 and I think Thailand is the best place,
00:45:25.800 and so we could be like Toad... 1.00
00:45:26.700 Trying to get him fucked by a lady boy. 1.00
00:45:28.480 I'm not opposed to it, 1.00
00:45:30.000 but, like, I'm not doing anything
00:45:31.240 with any of the lady boys.
00:45:32.500 I'm not.
00:45:33.020 Not me either.
00:45:34.460 I don't know.
00:45:34.920 All jokes aside, I feel like...
00:45:35.920 I think we should go transpotting 1.00
00:45:37.460 in real time, in real life.
00:45:39.200 We'll just go out there and do... 1.00
00:45:40.560 This thumbnail of the daddy dick, 1.00
00:45:43.400 it just really, like... 1.00
00:45:44.300 I keep looking down at it,
00:45:46.040 and I'm like,
00:45:46.460 I scroll away from it. 0.97
00:45:47.340 Something about it is just fucking awful. 0.96
00:45:49.020 Fart jelly is still one of the funniest. 0.98
00:45:50.920 It's just a physical specimen, ain't it?
00:45:53.660 Yeah.
00:45:54.500 It's crazy to look at it. 0.98
00:45:55.580 I gotta fucking get away from it. 1.00
00:45:56.840 That could be any fat slob there. 1.00
00:46:04.300 But yeah, my point earlier, Toad,
00:46:05.840 was I was saying that a lot of companies
00:46:07.940 have standards on the sperm they take,
00:46:09.840 and so I'm just surprised that you...
00:46:12.840 A lot of women, too. 1.00
00:46:14.180 How much do they pay you?
00:46:15.080 Do you remember?
00:46:16.240 Or did you pay them?
00:46:17.640 Not a lot.
00:46:20.060 They're like,
00:46:20.680 there's no market for this,
00:46:22.360 but here's 10 bucks.
00:46:22.980 They take it,
00:46:23.440 and they just dump it out.
00:46:24.480 No, I think it was like...
00:46:26.300 We don't want to hurt his feelings.
00:46:27.640 Here's 10 bucks.
00:46:28.180 Never come back.
00:46:28.780 It was like 75 back in like 2004.
00:46:32.420 2004?
00:46:33.500 You were a kid.
00:46:34.820 Did they require a minimum?
00:46:36.580 Like a certain amount?
00:46:38.680 Wait, was it 2004?
00:46:39.840 Maybe it was a little bit...
00:46:40.640 I don't even remember.
00:46:41.700 Dude, you did it when you were an alcoholic.
00:46:42.740 It was September 11, 2001. 0.85
00:46:44.320 I was really horny.
00:46:45.260 He's trying to keep you lying straight. 0.96
00:46:45.980 He's making stories up as we go.
00:46:48.160 Dude, can you imagine if there's like an uptick
00:46:50.480 in Jewish sperm donation on September 12, 2001?
00:46:53.920 Because they're all like... 1.00
00:46:54.560 Oh, they're all just so fucking horned up. 0.99
00:46:57.680 They're just like, 0.99
00:46:58.100 oh my God, we get to...
00:46:59.300 Oh my God, I got to squirt.
00:47:01.220 Ron is in so much trouble right now.
00:47:04.100 Clint, you should do that.
00:47:05.420 What? 1.00
00:47:05.560 You should just fucking donate to a sperm bank. 1.00
00:47:07.720 Yeah, I think about it sometimes. 1.00
00:47:09.540 I don't want to have a bunch of kids
00:47:11.720 running around that don't know their dad.
00:47:13.360 That sounds bad.
00:47:14.680 But at least you have kids.
00:47:15.620 Don't you want to spread your genes?
00:47:16.700 I know.
00:47:17.060 I know.
00:47:17.340 A lot of people say that and it's like...
00:47:18.840 The clock's ticking, Clint.
00:47:19.940 Yeah, I mean, but it's not.
00:47:21.560 No, it's not.
00:47:22.500 No, because they're virile up to 70. 0.81
00:47:24.120 You're like...
00:47:24.920 Men are virile up to 70.
00:47:25.680 I've got like five, six years left.
00:47:27.860 Clint, here's what the clock is ticking on.
00:47:29.640 It's ticking on you being alive
00:47:32.460 to teach him libertarianism.
00:47:34.380 You don't want to be alive to do that.
00:47:36.280 No.
00:47:36.660 That's a good point. 0.82
00:47:37.620 I don't want to turn him gay. 1.00
00:47:38.660 Yeah, you can't.
00:47:41.780 No, I agree.
00:47:42.620 No, the clock is ticking
00:47:44.280 because I want to be able to coach them 1.00
00:47:46.060 and I want to be able to fuck my kid up one-on-one. 1.00
00:47:48.660 You know what I mean? 1.00
00:47:49.040 Yeah.
00:47:49.640 I feel like Clint could be
00:47:51.160 the really overbearing parent 0.99
00:47:54.200 for playing basketball or some shit 1.00
00:47:55.780 or football. 0.99
00:47:56.640 Be like, no, you're going to practice.
00:47:58.560 You need to get out there.
00:47:58.940 I wouldn't do football
00:47:59.580 because I'm really concerned about brain damage,
00:48:01.220 but basketball, my son will ball.
00:48:03.080 I promise you that.
00:48:03.820 You have the basketball bad.
00:48:05.100 That's why I quit baseball.
00:48:06.600 My coach cried when I quit baseball
00:48:08.760 and he was like, why?
00:48:09.640 And I was like, I just,
00:48:10.700 my dad really likes it,
00:48:11.740 but I don't like it.
00:48:12.980 Cry me a river about that.
00:48:14.960 Cry me a river.
00:48:16.280 I don't care. 1.00
00:48:18.900 What the fuck? 1.00
00:48:21.180 The timing on that was unbelievable. 1.00
00:48:23.300 It's not very funny,
00:48:24.480 but the timing was fantastic.
00:48:26.880 He's like crying. 1.00
00:48:27.980 Who the fuck did it? 1.00
00:48:28.800 Was it Tyler? 1.00
00:48:29.960 The timing made it funny.
00:48:31.460 Yeah, it was Tyler.
00:48:31.900 Tyler must have,
00:48:33.300 how did he,
00:48:34.100 he just waited for crying to be said.
00:48:36.880 For crying to be said.
00:48:37.800 That's, 0.98
00:48:37.960 that's un-fucking-believable. 0.98
00:48:38.860 He was expecting it to come from me. 0.98
00:48:40.860 This man is elite.
00:48:42.780 We're getting to red band levels
00:48:44.840 of,
00:48:45.500 like,
00:48:46.440 producing.
00:48:47.200 I don't like him.
00:48:47.540 Put yesterday's horribleness behind us.
00:48:50.800 Gotta get back on track.
00:48:53.420 That wasn't me.
00:48:54.160 That was me.
00:48:54.900 I just pressed that one.
00:48:55.680 I was like,
00:48:55.880 what's this one?
00:48:56.340 Okay, yeah,
00:48:56.720 don't try to do Tyler's job, Tyler.
00:48:58.040 Yeah, what are you doing,
00:48:58.900 Tyler?
00:48:59.180 That ruined it.
00:49:00.340 Yeah. 1.00
00:49:00.720 Don't fuck with the profession. 0.99
00:49:01.480 I actually, 1.00
00:49:01.820 it was kind of good upset.
00:49:02.520 I was like,
00:49:02.660 man,
00:49:02.840 we were talking so good to Tyler,
00:49:03.820 then he put that one in there
00:49:04.700 for no reason.
00:49:05.300 Now that it's you,
00:49:06.520 back to Tyler,
00:49:06.960 doing great.
00:49:08.000 Red band levels.
00:49:08.960 Red band levels of producing.
00:49:10.300 That's what it was.
00:49:11.820 False flag attack.
00:49:13.400 Hey,
00:49:13.620 we have another mailbag,
00:49:14.540 right?
00:49:15.260 We have another mailbag.
00:49:18.580 We've got,
00:49:20.280 which one am I going to read here? 0.99
00:49:22.540 The next fucking one. 0.99
00:49:24.260 No, 1.00
00:49:24.480 no,
00:49:24.620 no.
00:49:25.500 Tim T asks,
00:49:26.860 would you rather be,
00:49:27.300 I made him go out of order. 1.00
00:49:28.260 Would you rather be 6'4 with a 4 inch dick 1.00
00:49:30.680 or 5'5 with an 8 inch dick? 1.00
00:49:32.800 6'4. 1.00
00:49:33.100 Would you rather be me now
00:49:34.200 or I would rather be 6'4?
00:49:37.340 That's like basically
00:49:38.240 what you're asking me.
00:49:39.080 Wait,
00:49:39.360 why do you say 6'4? 1.00
00:49:40.560 Because I can get any bitch 1.00
00:49:41.680 I want at 6'4. 1.00
00:49:44.420 No,
00:49:44.960 I think I would get a short cane.
00:49:45.560 But you can only get it 1.00
00:49:46.320 with 4 inches of dick. 1.00
00:49:47.840 It doesn't matter. 1.00
00:49:48.660 You already get them.
00:49:49.300 And a tornado tongue.
00:49:51.180 What are they going to do?
00:49:52.080 4 inches is not enough 1.00
00:49:53.180 to work with for fucking, 0.99
00:49:54.180 like you can do it, 0.99
00:49:55.420 but I just feel like
00:49:56.640 you want good.
00:49:57.420 I feel like 4 inches is,
00:49:59.080 I mean,
00:49:59.520 all these short things
00:50:00.700 are saying they still want to
00:50:01.580 stay tiny. 1.00
00:50:02.540 You're out of your fucking mind. 1.00
00:50:03.200 Being tall is supreme 1.00
00:50:05.120 to everything you've ever experienced.
00:50:06.720 There are 3 billion people
00:50:07.820 in the world.
00:50:09.100 There are 3 billion people
00:50:10.000 in the world. 0.99
00:50:11.180 You remember that dick? 1.00
00:50:12.160 You know how small 4 inches 1.00
00:50:12.460 looks on 6'4?
00:50:13.840 Yeah,
00:50:14.200 it'd be laughably tiny.
00:50:16.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:50:16.840 You're not holding a bitch down. 1.00
00:50:18.380 Wait, 1.00
00:50:18.900 you had to fuck with Toad's dick. 1.00
00:50:20.280 That's a better one. 1.00
00:50:22.040 6'4, 1.00
00:50:22.440 but you had Toad's dick. 1.00
00:50:23.820 Maybe 6'4 and gain an inch. 1.00
00:50:26.760 Yeah,
00:50:27.160 exactly.
00:50:29.660 Yeah, 1.00
00:50:30.060 but it's Toad's dick. 1.00
00:50:31.020 They never saw it. 1.00
00:50:31.740 Would you do it still? 1.00
00:50:33.100 My dick at 6'4, 1.00
00:50:34.380 yeah, 1.00
00:50:34.560 that would be...
00:50:34.920 It is too much to keep.
00:50:36.400 I mean,
00:50:37.500 you bring Toad into this equation
00:50:38.720 and immediately
00:50:39.600 I reject the offer. 0.98
00:50:43.100 No Toad dick. 0.99
00:50:45.420 I'll be tiny. 1.00
00:50:46.520 I feel like
00:50:47.000 girth also matters on this.
00:50:49.420 If it's 4 by 4,
00:50:51.260 I feel like you'd be
00:50:51.900 working pretty well. 0.99
00:50:52.220 That's not a dick that exists. 0.98
00:50:53.880 Yeah. 0.99
00:50:54.440 Bet. 0.96
00:50:55.320 There's no 4 by 4 dicks. 0.95
00:50:56.520 There are some 0.99
00:50:57.240 thick weird dicks 0.98
00:50:58.400 I've seen before. 1.00
00:50:58.780 I bet there's a 4 by 4 dick. 1.00
00:51:02.160 There are some weirdly fat cocks. 1.00
00:51:03.640 Putting a square peg 0.99
00:51:04.440 in a round hole,
00:51:05.140 am I right?
00:51:07.540 You'd be like,
00:51:08.200 literally,
00:51:08.740 that's what we're doing right now.
00:51:10.420 That's a curse too. 1.00
00:51:11.560 You would want a 4 inch wide dick. 1.00
00:51:14.560 They call it the soda can, dude. 1.00
00:51:16.400 Yeah,
00:51:16.580 you can't touch her G-spot, 0.96
00:51:17.700 but you can definitely hurt her. 0.70
00:51:18.900 Yeah.
00:51:19.340 Yeah. 1.00
00:51:22.460 Do you have edges on your dick? 1.00
00:51:24.560 Are those like you got corners? 1.00
00:51:31.000 Oh my God.
00:51:32.000 You need to stand down 1.00
00:51:32.720 those corners of your dick. 1.00
00:51:34.940 Oh God. 1.00
00:51:35.960 Anyway,
00:51:36.520 yeah,
00:51:36.620 I don't know.
00:51:37.580 8 inch,
00:51:38.560 I don't know.
00:51:39.520 8 inch is a little too big,
00:51:40.500 I think.
00:51:40.860 I'd want just like,
00:51:41.940 I don't know,
00:51:42.500 I guess,
00:51:43.280 I am at about 7.
00:51:44.560 I'm a little short of 7,
00:51:45.620 so it's like,
00:51:46.660 I don't know.
00:51:47.320 I feel like 8 is too big.
00:51:48.780 Jesus.
00:51:49.520 8 is not too big.
00:51:50.240 Drop your number?
00:51:52.180 Yeah.
00:51:52.660 It's like,
00:51:53.040 I've taken way bigger
00:51:54.400 than 8,
00:51:54.980 and it's totally fine.
00:51:55.700 Yeah,
00:51:56.180 no,
00:51:56.600 like my keister's feeling just fine.
00:51:59.600 On the higher end of 6,
00:52:01.060 it's nothing to be ashamed of,
00:52:02.380 Toad.
00:52:02.580 I'll drop that number, 1.00
00:52:03.460 I don't give a fuck. 0.99
00:52:03.960 I think the real thing here, 0.99
00:52:05.020 what we're saying is that
00:52:05.940 you always want what you don't have.
00:52:08.100 You know?
00:52:08.560 We're all saying,
00:52:09.340 we're like,
00:52:09.580 we'd like to be real tall,
00:52:10.580 and Clint's like, 1.00
00:52:11.340 ready tall with the big dick. 1.00
00:52:12.420 I'd like to try taller. 1.00
00:52:14.540 Let's see.
00:52:15.720 I want to try taller.
00:52:17.340 I want to try taller.
00:52:18.520 Being 3 inches taller than I am now 0.96
00:52:20.020 would have fucking opened up 0.96
00:52:21.000 my basketball career, 0.99
00:52:22.420 teach volleyball,
00:52:23.020 I probably could have turned pro.
00:52:24.560 I mean, 1.00
00:52:25.040 shit changes. 1.00
00:52:25.800 No, 1.00
00:52:26.040 Clint,
00:52:26.320 this is something I really want you to...
00:52:28.500 And I'm uncomfortable on planes.
00:52:30.040 I want you to really think about this.
00:52:32.120 Yeah,
00:52:32.380 I'll think about it.
00:52:32.680 We take you,
00:52:33.380 it's your same light,
00:52:34.960 your mind
00:52:35.780 in Toad's body
00:52:37.300 from birth.
00:52:39.520 Same...
00:52:40.200 Give me option B.
00:52:42.040 Do you think you end up
00:52:43.700 where you are right now?
00:52:46.100 Same?
00:52:46.720 No.
00:52:47.000 Same?
00:52:47.640 No,
00:52:48.100 you really don't?
00:52:49.400 No.
00:52:49.660 You don't think you could still do your...
00:52:51.340 I wouldn't be able to do anything.
00:52:53.800 Do you know how huge being attractive is in life?
00:52:56.000 Clint is right.
00:52:57.200 Yeah,
00:52:57.440 Clint is right.
00:52:58.040 I'm at a disadvantage
00:52:59.280 for being short, 0.99
00:53:00.320 ugly, 1.00
00:53:01.420 fat, 1.00
00:53:01.880 although I have control over that,
00:53:04.200 but the rest of the time don't.
00:53:06.660 Wait,
00:53:06.860 wait,
00:53:06.980 now,
00:53:07.460 now,
00:53:08.140 Toad,
00:53:08.420 same question.
00:53:09.060 Do you think you would be in the same position you are in your life
00:53:11.940 if you were same mind,
00:53:13.380 Clint's body?
00:53:15.220 No.
00:53:16.220 No,
00:53:16.500 he'd be crushing.
00:53:17.920 Yeah,
00:53:18.340 so actually,
00:53:19.280 so actually,
00:53:19.920 that leads...
00:53:20.540 He'd have one of the most popular sports betting YouTubes in the world.
00:53:24.240 That leads you to believe,
00:53:25.180 yeah,
00:53:25.380 I would.
00:53:25.760 That leads you to,
00:53:26.420 it would be better off alive.
00:53:31.400 This leads you to believe that the answer to the question has to be,
00:53:34.260 has to be being the tall guy,
00:53:35.900 because chicks see how tall you are right away. 1.00
00:53:38.180 You're not like whipping out your dick. 1.00
00:53:39.560 They don't see your dick like, 1.00
00:53:40.500 yo, 1.00
00:53:40.820 look at my eight incher.
00:53:41.840 They're not going to know that.
00:53:42.180 Maybe you're not.
00:53:42.980 Yeah, 1.00
00:53:43.240 you can have a fucking piece on you, 1.00
00:53:44.640 but if you're a tiny little gremlin, 1.00
00:53:46.440 they ain't ever going to see it. 0.91
00:53:47.940 Right.
00:53:48.440 Five foot four,
00:53:49.320 he said?
00:53:49.660 Six four might be...
00:53:50.720 Five five.
00:53:51.000 Five foot five.
00:53:51.820 I don't think I'm a tiny little gremlin.
00:53:56.300 That's exactly how I describe you when you're not around.
00:53:58.720 The question should have been...
00:53:59.440 You know what?
00:53:59.840 To be fair,
00:54:00.360 that is a good description of me.
00:54:01.920 Yeah,
00:54:02.220 dude, 0.98
00:54:02.440 you're a golem. 0.94
00:54:05.320 Like, 0.97
00:54:05.720 you're literally a golem. 0.63
00:54:07.080 A golem? 0.97
00:54:07.840 Like G-O-L-E-M? 1.00
00:54:08.980 Yeah,
00:54:09.140 okay.
00:54:09.500 Yeah,
00:54:09.720 you're built exactly like a golem. 1.00
00:54:10.800 Like a fucking rock boy? 1.00
00:54:12.160 Technically, 1.00
00:54:12.900 I mean,
00:54:13.240 Jose and Toad should choose the five five for eight inch
00:54:17.300 because you gain...
00:54:19.700 You're gaining on both ends.
00:54:21.180 You have to be gaining on both ends.
00:54:22.820 Clint is choosing six four.
00:54:24.640 He's gaining two inches,
00:54:25.860 losing four inches.
00:54:27.640 This is like a...
00:54:29.160 You're not gaining two inches.
00:54:31.620 But you're misunderstanding.
00:54:33.040 Aren't you six two?
00:54:34.100 There's no choice to keep his height.
00:54:35.080 Oh, 1.00
00:54:35.280 I thought you were talking about my dick. 1.00
00:54:36.700 No. 1.00
00:54:36.880 Oh, 1.00
00:54:36.980 you're saying that I lose four inches on my dick? 1.00
00:54:38.700 I don't have a 12 inch dick. 1.00
00:54:39.640 That's crazy. 1.00
00:54:40.220 But thank you.
00:54:41.280 No,
00:54:41.720 it's going down to four.
00:54:42.520 You haven't...
00:54:43.040 Yes.
00:54:43.480 The six four, 1.00
00:54:44.160 you get a four inch dick. 1.00
00:54:45.320 Oh, 1.00
00:54:45.660 oh,
00:54:45.880 so I gain...
00:54:46.540 So you're in a net negative.
00:54:47.300 I gain three inches or...
00:54:49.220 Yeah.
00:54:49.540 Well,
00:54:49.840 look,
00:54:50.500 I'm just telling you guys, 1.00
00:54:52.640 my dick is good, 1.00
00:54:53.960 but being tall is better than anything you've ever experienced in your life. 1.00
00:54:59.220 Being tall is better than any dick length. 0.99
00:55:01.280 I'll tell you that. 0.99
00:55:02.140 Yeah.
00:55:02.340 Why do you think that...
00:55:05.340 You think if you're taller that you would be...
00:55:07.300 Forget about like beach volleyball and all that.
00:55:09.700 If you were three inches taller,
00:55:11.540 you would be what,
00:55:12.300 more domineering as a speaker or something?
00:55:14.700 No.
00:55:15.560 Look,
00:55:15.800 well,
00:55:16.040 I mean,
00:55:16.360 sure that might,
00:55:17.220 that I'd go into like Tony Robbins territory at that point,
00:55:20.080 have giantism and all that.
00:55:21.680 But the real issue,
00:55:23.140 the real issue is that there is something about being tall that is,
00:55:26.960 it is so important to the female sex. 1.00
00:55:30.080 It's un-fucking, 0.99
00:55:31.000 it's unquantifiable. 0.99
00:55:32.480 Like women, 1.00
00:55:33.260 women will not fuck with you. 1.00
00:55:34.860 Like, 1.00
00:55:34.980 I don't think I'm the best looking guy in the world,
00:55:36.640 but I have had women of all varieties that... 1.00
00:55:38.960 You've got like a squidward nose,
00:55:40.420 right?
00:55:41.020 Yeah.
00:55:41.360 Cole's way cuter, 1.00
00:55:42.580 but Clint could probably pull way more pussy just for being taller. 1.00
00:55:45.400 Yes. 1.00
00:55:45.980 And,
00:55:46.220 and,
00:55:46.380 you know,
00:55:47.060 now from,
00:55:47.620 from fans of the show,
00:55:48.480 they may look at us on the screen and they go,
00:55:50.580 oh,
00:55:50.880 Cole all day.
00:55:51.840 We meet in person.
00:55:53.200 I'm walking out of there with that lady. 1.00
00:55:54.920 Yeah.
00:55:55.540 100%.
00:55:55.820 But that's not fair too, 0.98
00:55:56.720 because you're also not wearing underwear and just like dick imprint and everywhere. 0.98
00:55:59.840 That's true. 0.99
00:56:00.500 That's true. 0.99
00:56:01.980 You do dick pheromones all over the place. 1.00
00:56:04.660 This flies right into the face of what Toad was saying because Clint also does, 0.99
00:56:08.100 he's like, 0.99
00:56:08.500 I flout how tall I am and how big my dick is at the same time. 0.99
00:56:11.660 And I don't have to pull it out. 0.99
00:56:12.340 It's just...
00:56:12.780 You'd be even taller,
00:56:14.000 Clint,
00:56:14.180 but you wouldn't be able to do the imprint.
00:56:16.500 Do you give that up?
00:56:18.360 He can still do the imprint because it could be four inch soft,
00:56:22.080 which is about like...
00:56:23.100 I'm going,
00:56:23.460 I'm going eight inch, 1.00
00:56:24.380 eight inch dick every time. 1.00
00:56:25.300 It's not about your height. 1.00
00:56:26.760 I guarantee you,
00:56:27.540 you can walk in.
00:56:28.680 Listen,
00:56:29.040 if you're five foot five 1.00
00:56:30.180 and you did a big dick imprint on some like gray jeans, 1.00
00:56:34.700 just as effective as being... 0.99
00:56:36.720 I don't think so.
00:56:37.280 You could be eight feet tall.
00:56:37.880 Would it matter?
00:56:38.400 I don't think so.
00:56:38.600 No. 1.00
00:56:38.960 Five foot five in fucking basketball shorts and an eight inch dick. 1.00
00:56:41.960 Dude, 1.00
00:56:42.160 you'd literally be poking out the bottom.
00:56:46.100 That's the masculine energy.
00:56:47.420 And now that I think about it, 1.00
00:56:48.420 you have a big dick and you're tall, Clint. 1.00
00:56:49.920 So it's like, 1.00
00:56:50.260 how are you really able to decipher between the two? 1.00
00:56:52.340 I think there's something about having a big dick 0.99
00:56:54.160 that like you just have that innate energy of like, 1.00
00:56:57.140 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:56:58.180 Got a dick. 1.00
00:56:58.540 It gives you more confidence. 1.00
00:56:59.620 Dick energy. 0.95
00:57:00.280 You just know. 1.00
00:57:00.940 Big dick energy. 0.99
00:57:01.420 I don't know who this person is, 0.99
00:57:02.900 but if you ever talk to me like that again...
00:57:05.940 You will not.
00:57:06.620 You are wrong because...
00:57:08.100 By the way, 1.00
00:57:08.520 if you were five five with an eight inch dick, 1.00
00:57:10.600 you could not wear shorts. 1.00
00:57:12.840 Your dick would poke out of them. 1.00
00:57:14.560 No. 1.00
00:57:14.860 It's not...
00:57:16.160 You couldn't wear your wife's shorts. 1.00
00:57:17.260 It's like one and a half inches longer
00:57:18.660 than what I'm rocking 0.98
00:57:19.600 and that's fucking like... 0.98
00:57:21.120 I don't have any issues like that. 0.99
00:57:22.960 I told you.
00:57:23.880 That's a good point.
00:57:25.220 Ask Blair White how to tuck it. 1.00
00:57:26.600 Cole, 1.00
00:57:26.860 where'd you put your dick 1.00
00:57:27.700 when you put your wife's shorts on? 1.00
00:57:30.240 I think it probably went up.
00:57:32.440 Yeah,
00:57:32.800 you'd have to do the up move.
00:57:34.100 The up move.
00:57:35.180 Was it sticking out of the top of the waistband?
00:57:37.740 That's why I had a turn.
00:57:40.080 No,
00:57:40.520 they were high-waisted shorts actually.
00:57:42.080 They were.
00:57:42.440 They were pretty high-waisted.
00:57:44.460 Don't you dare.
00:57:46.000 Top is wrong.
00:57:47.920 For about four.
00:57:49.020 Oh,
00:57:49.260 I think they're saying
00:57:50.060 that you're wrong 1.00
00:57:50.460 about going with a dick over your height. 1.00
00:57:51.880 I'm just telling you guys. 1.00
00:57:53.380 You guys can't understand
00:57:54.960 what I'm saying right now
00:57:55.900 and all of you
00:57:56.540 are arguing with me anyways.
00:57:57.980 Trust me when I'm telling you. 1.00
00:57:59.100 5'5", his dick loses shorts, 1.00
00:58:00.020 crushes the gay clothes. 1.00
00:58:01.020 I think I got to agree with Clint. 0.99
00:58:03.160 I guess I was originally not going to
00:58:04.480 because I'm closer to 5'5".
00:58:06.500 So that would...
00:58:07.580 By the way,
00:58:07.980 I love the username.
00:58:10.040 I love the username,
00:58:10.800 by the way.
00:58:11.800 But trust me,
00:58:12.540 dude,
00:58:12.720 your life would be so much 0.99
00:58:13.720 fucking more fun 0.99
00:58:14.360 if you were tall. 0.99
00:58:15.380 Right.
00:58:15.720 Well,
00:58:16.300 just by being tall...
00:58:17.240 You walk into anywhere.
00:58:18.600 You walk into a business meeting.
00:58:19.540 You walk into a house party.
00:58:20.580 You start talking to people.
00:58:21.860 They're going to listen.
00:58:22.820 They're just going to listen.
00:58:23.620 Otherwise, 0.99
00:58:24.380 I don't give a fuck. 0.99
00:58:25.460 I don't think you understand 0.99
00:58:26.300 the difference.
00:58:26.900 I've seen the videos,
00:58:30.340 like the TikTok videos
00:58:31.220 of people being like
00:58:32.180 the perspective change
00:58:34.140 of somebody that's like
00:58:35.080 5'8",
00:58:35.660 to like 6'5".
00:58:37.180 It's like you see...
00:58:38.060 The whole world looks different.
00:58:39.500 Yeah.
00:58:39.660 You don't even...
00:58:40.820 You're looking at people...
00:58:41.660 The top of people's heads
00:58:43.140 and not like up at them.
00:58:44.800 Yeah.
00:58:45.140 I don't even feel tall.
00:58:47.140 But at 6'4",
00:58:47.900 you're actually tall.
00:58:48.940 And that's fun.
00:58:49.980 That's really fun
00:58:50.620 because then people are like...
00:58:51.940 They would notice you
00:58:54.520 everywhere you go.
00:58:55.620 6'1",
00:58:56.000 I'm just like,
00:58:56.460 I'm a guy.
00:58:57.000 It's no big deal.
00:58:57.980 Women, 1.00
00:58:58.160 though,
00:58:59.260 if they're in
00:59:00.280 mating selection mode...
00:59:02.320 Mating season.
00:59:03.080 They're in heat.
00:59:03.440 If they're in mating season.
00:59:04.780 If they're in heat.
00:59:05.680 Yeah,
00:59:05.900 they're in heat.
00:59:06.440 That's what it is.
00:59:06.860 The vast majority of women... 1.00
00:59:10.600 I shit you not. 1.00
00:59:11.840 This is my belief. 0.99
00:59:13.000 The vast majority of women,
00:59:14.120 they see a man
00:59:14.880 who's under 5'9",
00:59:15.800 and they go, 1.00
00:59:17.680 I don't give a fuck 1.00
00:59:19.240 if he's rich, 0.99
00:59:20.640 a genius,
00:59:21.660 hysterical.
00:59:22.340 They're just like,
00:59:22.980 nope.
00:59:24.180 Yeah, 0.99
00:59:24.600 my life sucks. 0.99
00:59:25.180 I don't know if I believe... 0.99
00:59:25.900 I don't think about that.
00:59:27.260 That's my belief.
00:59:28.820 Ladies in the chat,
00:59:29.760 you can correct me
00:59:30.500 if I'm wrong.
00:59:30.780 You threw out a lot
00:59:31.640 of other factors
00:59:32.600 that play a huge part
00:59:33.740 in there. 1.00
00:59:34.900 Rape a loser. 1.00
00:59:35.820 The greatest episode 1.00
00:59:38.900 of Tower Gang
00:59:39.500 that's ever existed,
00:59:40.400 the only one
00:59:40.940 that I haven't been on.
00:59:42.200 That's wild.
00:59:43.880 That's wild.
00:59:45.400 Had you asked me
00:59:47.720 before the show,
00:59:48.780 with Topnot being there,
00:59:49.960 could this be a banger,
00:59:51.060 I would have said
00:59:51.540 0% chance.
00:59:52.820 I would have been wrong.
00:59:54.440 I feel like
00:59:54.980 maybe I shouldn't
00:59:55.580 show up anymore.
00:59:56.340 Anyway,
00:59:56.640 you can buy the shirt
00:59:57.300 about it. 1.00
00:59:58.460 Rape a loser. 1.00
00:59:58.740 See, 1.00
00:59:59.320 Matt understands. 1.00
01:00:00.320 Matt's a fucking 1.00
01:00:00.820 tall jack dude. 1.00
01:00:02.060 He gets it.
01:00:03.660 Wait,
01:00:03.920 that's the one 1.00
01:00:04.260 that fucked Cole? 1.00
01:00:05.060 Which one was that? 0.99
01:00:05.820 Yeah, 1.00
01:00:06.200 I fucked him 1.00
01:00:07.020 at the very least. 1.00
01:00:09.160 I sent him
01:00:09.740 workout videos.
01:00:11.400 Wait,
01:00:11.700 what?
01:00:12.500 No one sent him.
01:00:13.820 Oh,
01:00:14.040 he's joking.
01:00:14.340 Those bad boys.
01:00:15.860 You're sending him 1.00
01:00:16.720 fucking 1.00
01:00:16.940 other dudes. 1.00
01:00:18.500 Shortline lewds of you? 1.00
01:00:21.900 No,
01:00:22.340 he just wanted
01:00:23.440 to see
01:00:24.000 how my gains
01:00:25.480 are going,
01:00:25.980 so I was
01:00:26.380 sending him.
01:00:27.400 But he did ask me
01:00:28.100 to take my shirt off.
01:00:28.780 these days,
01:00:29.240 bro.
01:00:30.420 Yo,
01:00:30.820 could I get
01:00:31.100 a high quad shot?
01:00:32.460 Because I can't
01:00:33.000 get that high quad.
01:00:34.460 Have you noticed
01:00:35.220 that whenever you're
01:00:35.880 taking creatine, 1.00
01:00:36.600 your dick gets bigger? 1.00
01:00:37.440 Can you show me? 1.00
01:00:40.720 Oh,
01:00:41.120 Matt,
01:00:41.340 you're a real 1.00
01:00:41.840 fucking pervert dude. 1.00
01:00:43.640 You're going to 1.00
01:00:44.100 really need to take
01:00:44.560 the shirt off
01:00:45.080 for me to see
01:00:45.420 the striations
01:00:46.040 in your pet oil.
01:00:47.900 He had like a very
01:00:48.900 Jeffrey Dahmer vibe.
01:00:50.460 Like,
01:00:50.620 if he would have
01:00:50.940 went back to his house
01:00:51.740 with him,
01:00:52.000 he definitely 1.00
01:00:52.420 would have killed you. 0.99
01:00:53.040 Oh, 0.99
01:00:53.280 had any of us
01:00:54.240 been left in a room
01:00:54.940 alone, 0.97
01:00:55.220 he would have killed us. 1.00
01:00:56.000 He would have eaten you. 1.00
01:00:57.480 Yep.
01:00:58.120 Matt's a good guy,
01:00:58.680 though.
01:00:58.920 I like him.
01:01:00.420 That's what I'm saying.
01:01:00.980 I literally sent a guy,
01:01:01.760 I literally sent a video
01:01:02.460 of him the other day
01:01:03.100 of a guy just like
01:01:03.940 doing crazy RDLs.
01:01:05.680 I already knew.
01:01:07.440 I already knew
01:01:08.160 you were doing that.
01:01:08.940 You're,
01:01:09.300 dude,
01:01:09.500 I swear to God,
01:01:10.260 like low key.
01:01:11.240 I don't even,
01:01:11.620 like,
01:01:11.800 I don't think you know it,
01:01:13.260 but I know it. 1.00
01:01:14.520 I know you're gay. 1.00
01:01:15.900 No. 0.98
01:01:16.720 Yeah.
01:01:17.360 There's a reason why,
01:01:18.400 like,
01:01:18.600 I think I invited him
01:01:19.640 back to the house.
01:01:20.720 We could have invited
01:01:21.440 Adam Nutter,
01:01:22.560 but I was like, 1.00
01:01:23.560 this gay nigga, 1.00
01:01:24.240 and I was like, 1.00
01:01:24.580 maybe he'll fuck off. 1.00
01:01:27.300 Not that gay nigga. 1.00
01:01:29.080 Not that gay nigga. 1.00
01:01:30.060 Matt's gonna be 1.00
01:01:30.700 funnier and more interesting,
01:01:32.420 so him. 1.00
01:01:34.040 Holy shit. 1.00
01:01:35.280 I know we talked about it 0.99
01:01:36.380 on the show before,
01:01:37.100 but very disrespectful
01:01:37.980 going to a TJ Maxx
01:01:39.340 instead of seeing
01:01:40.060 your homeboy set.
01:01:41.680 I was the only one
01:01:42.400 who didn't do it.
01:01:43.080 I feel bad about that.
01:01:43.920 I still feel bad about that.
01:01:45.260 We both stayed
01:01:46.380 for Adam's show.
01:01:48.140 Mostly because it wasn't,
01:01:49.340 like,
01:01:50.300 Was it good?
01:01:52.440 It was all right.
01:01:54.320 Did he make you laugh?
01:01:55.060 You just went to
01:01:55.760 another one with him,
01:01:56.500 didn't you,
01:01:56.900 in Texas?
01:01:57.400 He actually did well
01:01:58.320 in Texas.
01:01:58.800 The one that we did 0.99
01:01:59.620 in wherever the fuck 0.98
01:02:00.560 we were at, 0.99
01:02:00.880 Georgia?
01:02:01.160 Georgia. 1.00
01:02:01.760 Dog shit. 1.00
01:02:02.380 Terrible set. 1.00
01:02:03.200 I'll tell him that
01:02:04.220 to his face.
01:02:05.000 It was awful.
01:02:06.840 I'm just being honest.
01:02:08.140 I hated it.
01:02:08.960 I hated every minute of it.
01:02:09.980 I wasn't talking about Adam.
01:02:11.380 I was talking about
01:02:11.880 that, like, 0.99
01:02:12.520 butch lesbian chick 1.00
01:02:13.580 he had with her 0.99
01:02:14.120 or whatever.
01:02:14.500 She was funny.
01:02:15.040 She was also in Texas.
01:02:16.380 She wasn't.
01:02:16.960 She did better in Georgia
01:02:18.180 than she did in Texas.
01:02:19.980 Adam did great in Texas. 1.00
01:02:21.200 did shit in Georgia. 1.00
01:02:22.320 I'm just being honest 1.00
01:02:22.920 with you guys.
01:02:23.280 Different jokes
01:02:23.840 or just different crowd?
01:02:25.020 Different material,
01:02:25.660 different crowd,
01:02:26.440 different environment,
01:02:27.100 different energy,
01:02:27.720 all of it.
01:02:28.880 That's good.
01:02:29.200 Walked out of Georgia 0.64
01:02:29.860 and goes, 1.00
01:02:30.200 oh shit, 1.00
01:02:30.680 throw these cards out. 1.00
01:02:32.080 Yeah.
01:02:32.180 I can't win them all.
01:02:34.560 This doesn't work
01:02:35.300 at a VFW.
01:02:36.500 Okay.
01:02:37.160 Yeah.
01:02:38.580 I think Adam would admit that too.
01:02:40.060 I think he would acknowledge it.
01:02:40.640 They paid him for that.
01:02:41.420 They paid him for that.
01:02:42.200 They paid him for both?
01:02:43.980 Yeah,
01:02:44.260 you came unprepared
01:02:45.000 the first time?
01:02:46.200 Just balling like that?
01:02:47.540 No,
01:02:47.800 I just think,
01:02:48.480 I mean,
01:02:49.000 I don't know.
01:02:49.460 It was like a very sparse crowd too. 1.00
01:02:51.340 It was like fucking, 0.99
01:02:52.100 I don't know, 0.99
01:02:52.560 15 people.
01:02:53.800 No one was sitting next to each other.
01:02:55.640 So like you get no,
01:02:56.700 you get no energy
01:02:57.420 from the audience.
01:02:58.300 So then you start to go 1.00
01:02:59.260 over the top with your shit 1.00
01:03:00.260 because you're just trying 1.00
01:03:00.940 to suck life out of the room 0.99
01:03:02.020 when there is none.
01:03:02.760 And it just like,
01:03:03.540 it hurts.
01:03:04.140 It just,
01:03:04.580 the whole, 1.00
01:03:05.020 the whole vibe sucked dick. 0.99
01:03:06.340 Tower gang had like 10 times 0.99
01:03:07.720 the audience
01:03:08.320 that Adam Nutter did
01:03:09.400 at that venue.
01:03:11.580 He's not wrong. 0.53
01:03:14.300 That's rough, dude.
01:03:15.780 In fairness,
01:03:16.500 it was more like
01:03:17.060 two and a half times.
01:03:19.480 Coconut water.
01:03:20.260 I don't know.
01:03:21.140 Maybe it was,
01:03:21.840 I don't know.
01:03:22.580 You guys want to do
01:03:23.120 one more mailbag?
01:03:24.120 Yeah.
01:03:24.480 Sure.
01:03:24.960 Let's do it.
01:03:25.540 All right.
01:03:27.500 Hey,
01:03:27.660 any ladies in the chat,
01:03:28.500 by the way,
01:03:29.020 tell me if I'm wrong.
01:03:29.920 If like, 0.99
01:03:30.300 if you prioritize dick over height, 0.99
01:03:32.180 correct me. 0.99
01:03:34.940 Carl asked us,
01:03:37.220 would the world be a better place 0.99
01:03:38.780 if overnight the IQ of blacks 0.99
01:03:40.840 and of the Jews swapped
01:03:42.840 and also blacks wear yarmulkes?
01:03:44.940 Dude, 0.86
01:03:45.120 black people's would, 1.00
01:03:45.900 black people would run shit. 1.00
01:03:47.440 Yeah, 1.00
01:03:47.700 dude.
01:03:48.300 They would be running everywhere.
01:03:50.320 It's crazy.
01:03:50.880 They would just understand
01:03:51.560 like we're faster than cars.
01:03:52.800 We're faster.
01:03:53.160 We don't even need.
01:03:54.240 This is like
01:03:54.940 Malcolm X's dream,
01:03:56.220 basically.
01:03:56.580 He was all about
01:03:57.120 self-sufficiency, 0.99
01:03:57.940 getting your shit together, 1.00
01:03:58.920 fuck the Jews. 1.00
01:03:59.900 Like, 1.00
01:04:00.340 this would be,
01:04:01.280 I bet his IQ was very high too.
01:04:03.120 Oh yeah, 0.89
01:04:03.420 he was dope.
01:04:04.200 How much of like 0.99
01:04:05.160 the blacks having low IQs, 1.00
01:04:06.620 how much does that affect 0.97
01:04:07.640 like their behavior though?
01:04:08.700 like how many of these things
01:04:11.060 are IQ based?
01:04:12.120 Like is the movie talking IQ based?
01:04:13.980 Is the not hearing smoke detectors IQ based?
01:04:16.320 Smart gangs in smart cities.
01:04:18.040 The not being able to swim,
01:04:19.500 is that IQ based?
01:04:20.440 I have no idea.
01:04:21.600 I don't think those are,
01:04:23.060 I think those are mostly IQ things.
01:04:24.860 Honestly,
01:04:25.400 I think IQ would fix a lot of that.
01:04:27.660 Smart gangs.
01:04:29.640 And I think if we're speaking
01:04:31.180 about the blacks and generalizations here,
01:04:32.840 obviously,
01:04:33.080 they have the right spirit.
01:04:34.360 They're just,
01:04:34.740 obviously,
01:04:35.200 the IQ thing.
01:04:36.160 We're about to get lectured by Jose.
01:04:38.060 So I think,
01:04:38.980 you know,
01:04:39.220 I think there's something to this question.
01:04:40.240 I turned on Jose's show last night,
01:04:42.320 that whatever dead one he does.
01:04:44.240 God,
01:04:45.080 I turned it off.
01:04:46.140 I just couldn't.
01:04:46.840 I can't,
01:04:47.460 I can't with Jose doing like big brain.
01:04:50.980 It's just not my,
01:04:51.840 like,
01:04:52.220 I love Jose's death.
01:04:53.040 Why would you tune into big brain
01:04:54.820 if you just don't like big brain?
01:04:56.720 I saw it.
01:04:57.840 I was like,
01:04:58.320 I'm going to support a homie. 1.00
01:04:59.740 I was like,
01:05:00.000 I'll hop in.
01:05:00.940 Jose.
01:05:02.100 You came into a thing
01:05:03.020 you knew you weren't going to like
01:05:04.080 and now you're complaining about it publicly.
01:05:05.940 Like,
01:05:06.340 this is the opposite of a homie. 0.97
01:05:07.700 You know,
01:05:07.960 but the initial reaction,
01:05:09.280 the initial instinct was to,
01:05:10.620 you know,
01:05:11.300 look after a homie. 1.00
01:05:12.100 I know.
01:05:12.440 I was.
01:05:13.200 I really was.
01:05:14.020 I'm just telling you,
01:05:15.120 like,
01:05:15.380 if I'm not in the chat,
01:05:16.300 that's why you know.
01:05:16.920 I just,
01:05:17.260 not my,
01:05:17.940 like,
01:05:18.780 I like,
01:05:19.180 I like Jose when he's saying the word 0.99
01:05:21.120 and talking about dicks. 0.99
01:05:22.260 Jose, 0.99
01:05:22.660 don't feel bad.
01:05:23.620 Cole also hates my show.
01:05:25.080 He hates anything that's not.
01:05:26.360 I don't feel bad.
01:05:27.260 Cole,
01:05:27.540 do you like my show?
01:05:29.460 When I'm on it.
01:05:31.080 He's never watched it before.
01:05:32.380 That's how I feel about every show.
01:05:33.660 He's like,
01:05:34.200 I don't watch it.
01:05:34.940 I actually didn't know that's not true.
01:05:36.460 The only,
01:05:37.260 like,
01:05:37.640 I've gotten down to the only Libertarian show I watch is Dave's.
01:05:40.460 That's it.
01:05:41.140 And it's just like,
01:05:41.780 it's been really sparse.
01:05:42.780 And I only do it when I was.
01:05:43.460 The fact that I,
01:05:44.220 like,
01:05:44.440 I can't even approach that level.
01:05:48.420 You know what it is,
01:05:49.540 Clint?
01:05:49.820 It's not fair.
01:05:50.620 It's not fair because I know you from this show mostly.
01:05:55.040 So it's like,
01:05:55.640 it is like switching over.
01:05:57.400 Yeah.
01:05:57.980 It's like throwing a change up.
01:06:00.020 It's the same.
01:06:00.720 It's the same.
01:06:01.460 I'm watching a fraud.
01:06:02.380 That's also me.
01:06:03.140 I'm being totally sincere on that show too.
01:06:04.840 No,
01:06:04.860 because here's the thing.
01:06:05.540 Here's the thing.
01:06:06.100 It's the same type of thing as the people that got you knowing your show that come to this show.
01:06:11.460 Right.
01:06:11.800 Like the same thing.
01:06:13.160 Yeah.
01:06:13.540 There you go.
01:06:14.100 Like,
01:06:14.260 oh,
01:06:14.480 he's talking about like the Fed and like interest rates.
01:06:17.500 Like,
01:06:18.100 this is the guy that talks about like what kind of, 1.00
01:06:20.860 like how big a dick he wants. 1.00
01:06:22.380 Your show, 1.00
01:06:23.240 your show,
01:06:23.960 interestingly enough,
01:06:25.120 feeds this show.
01:06:26.160 because the politics,
01:06:28.420 it's just like,
01:06:29.080 it's a two year span of being a libertarian to being like where we're at,
01:06:32.780 where we've given up.
01:06:34.880 So I,
01:06:35.280 I help people to the clown pill.
01:06:36.860 Yeah. 0.72
01:06:37.480 There you go.
01:06:37.960 I care about the cause and I care about the movement. 0.99
01:06:39.300 I just don't give a fuck about these people. 0.99
01:06:40.300 Like, 0.99
01:06:40.780 I,
01:06:40.860 it goes,
01:06:43.420 you're a libertarian.
01:06:44.260 Six months later,
01:06:44.980 you're an ANCAP.
01:06:45.720 And then a year after that, 1.00
01:06:46.700 you're a clown pill. 0.99
01:06:47.620 Who's the, 1.00
01:06:48.220 you're a tower gang super fan.
01:06:49.840 Yeah.
01:06:50.080 Who's the,
01:06:50.640 the guy,
01:06:51.260 the ferryman.
01:06:52.000 Oh yeah.
01:06:52.360 You're,
01:06:52.620 you're the ferryman on the river sticks is what you are.
01:06:54.920 Like you're,
01:06:55.420 you're,
01:06:55.680 you're,
01:06:55.720 you're ferrying.
01:06:56.440 I welcome the corpse across the water.
01:06:58.160 Yeah.
01:06:58.340 And you're just like,
01:06:58.980 okay,
01:06:59.200 you're going over here.
01:07:00.880 You know,
01:07:01.440 I was thinking about,
01:07:02.180 so we're doing that,
01:07:03.020 uh,
01:07:03.300 Bohemian Grove thing and tower gang is going to go,
01:07:06.120 it's going to be conspiracy theorists and comedy fans.
01:07:08.080 And I was going to say,
01:07:08.760 does Clint like,
01:07:10.360 would Clint do a live Liberty lockdown on the show?
01:07:13.900 And if so,
01:07:14.400 how would that be?
01:07:15.200 Like,
01:07:16.200 what would happen there?
01:07:17.260 He'd have to go into conspiracy.
01:07:18.740 Yeah.
01:07:19.020 He does conspiracy stuff occasionally.
01:07:20.680 So he does like,
01:07:21.580 he's like 95% libertarian theory and stuff.
01:07:25.660 And then like 5%,
01:07:26.580 maybe like five to 10%,
01:07:27.700 like,
01:07:28.020 you know,
01:07:28.400 light.
01:07:29.100 I do.
01:07:29.240 I wouldn't even say I'm 95% libertarian theory.
01:07:31.400 I don't talk about theory hardly at all.
01:07:32.960 Well,
01:07:33.400 you know,
01:07:33.560 I'm talking about like,
01:07:34.040 I guess you're talking about real political,
01:07:36.220 you know,
01:07:36.540 I guess,
01:07:37.180 generally speaking,
01:07:38.360 uh,
01:07:38.780 political commentating or whatever,
01:07:40.400 you know?
01:07:40.680 Yeah.
01:07:41.220 Yeah.
01:07:41.460 Look,
01:07:41.840 I,
01:07:42.100 I'm not going to do a solo show in front of an audience.
01:07:43.920 I'm going to have to have a guest.
01:07:44.800 So like,
01:07:45.440 I would love to have Tripoli on Liberty lockdown.
01:07:46.960 I've wanted to have him on forever.
01:07:48.080 I haven't ever asked because I,
01:07:49.660 he does so many shows.
01:07:50.420 I feel bad to ask.
01:07:51.340 That's the idea.
01:07:51.980 The idea is to get as many content creators there as we can.
01:07:55.460 It would be a two day thing.
01:07:56.740 And then just only can we throw in one adjective?
01:07:59.600 Good.
01:08:00.840 Good.
01:08:01.640 Good content creators.
01:08:02.760 Not just.
01:08:03.600 Yeah.
01:08:06.040 Interesting people.
01:08:07.180 Where if you're doing a show,
01:08:08.460 you can go and pick from like this group of interesting people that are there anyway.
01:08:12.520 And then they'll be performing.
01:08:13.900 Like skank fest, 0.98
01:08:14.840 but for people that wear tinfoil hats.
01:08:17.780 Yes.
01:08:18.620 Yeah.
01:08:18.840 Dude,
01:08:19.080 it's going to be awesome.
01:08:20.260 The,
01:08:20.460 the event was,
01:08:21.640 can we tell people what it is and what it is?
01:08:23.820 Cause,
01:08:24.040 was it just me?
01:08:24.660 None of y'all went?
01:08:26.460 Am I,
01:08:26.820 am I remembering that right?
01:08:27.920 It's you too.
01:08:28.700 I know.
01:08:29.220 It's just you too. 1.00
01:08:29.560 Y'all are gay as fuck. 1.00
01:08:30.440 I did something. 1.00
01:08:31.500 Yeah. 0.98
01:08:31.960 I fucking did something. 0.99
01:08:34.040 I can't shoot the tagging from one of Cole's memes being retweeted into my timeline. 0.99
01:08:37.360 Love this.
01:08:38.600 Um,
01:08:39.340 top.
01:08:39.820 I'm being,
01:08:40.280 can you,
01:08:40.780 can you back me up on this? 0.99
01:08:41.780 That event was fucking phenomenal. 0.98
01:08:43.520 Yeah. 0.97
01:08:44.080 This is the,
01:08:44.700 like the logo,
01:08:46.000 the working logo.
01:08:47.260 And I'm going to figure it out. 0.99
01:08:48.120 It feels like a Raven fucking lobster. 0.99
01:08:50.220 I like it. 0.99
01:08:50.360 It's supposed to feel very cultish.
01:08:52.460 It's going to be like,
01:08:54.140 like there'll be optional.
01:08:55.180 It'll be optional to buy the hood,
01:08:56.760 but like make a hood with the clasp.
01:08:58.760 Like,
01:08:59.240 cause it's going to be Bohemian Grove.
01:09:00.660 There's going to be a,
01:09:01.400 a roast,
01:09:02.660 literally a roast.
01:09:03.720 So like,
01:09:04.040 you know,
01:09:04.200 like a fire and then roast Sam Tripoli.
01:09:07.140 That would end it.
01:09:08.200 This is going to be an entire event.
01:09:09.760 We're playing. 0.97
01:09:10.360 It's going to be cool as shit. 0.96
01:09:11.200 I'm super excited. 0.65
01:09:12.560 We're doing it in August. 0.99
01:09:13.520 Or some shit. 0.99
01:09:14.980 October. 1.00
01:09:15.700 October.
01:09:16.320 So that'll be episode 200 of Tower Gang
01:09:19.080 or right around it.
01:09:20.620 Nice.
01:09:21.740 Be 400 of Liberty Lockdown.
01:09:23.600 Let's go.
01:09:24.840 Wow.
01:09:25.700 Yeah.
01:09:26.020 It's going to be cool guys.
01:09:27.540 This is like the fact that Tower Gang,
01:09:29.600 like that NDS is the main thing.
01:09:32.200 And like,
01:09:32.720 instead of Tower Gang,
01:09:33.620 it's kind of like if,
01:09:34.480 like Dave Chappelle was opening up for Joe Rogan.
01:09:38.620 Like Joe Rogan's good,
01:09:39.840 but like Dave Chappelle is the opener.
01:09:41.260 Like it should be,
01:09:42.000 I'm just going to put it out there.
01:09:44.200 Hmm.
01:09:45.080 Yeah.
01:09:45.540 Wait,
01:09:45.680 you're saying which,
01:09:46.560 which show is which?
01:09:47.720 I missed.
01:09:48.680 Because India,
01:09:49.280 like,
01:09:49.500 I think it's more fitting.
01:09:51.440 Like,
01:09:51.620 I understand it's more fitting.
01:09:53.540 Thematically,
01:09:54.120 let's be real.
01:09:54.740 To be honest,
01:09:55.520 like,
01:09:55.820 you know,
01:09:56.180 Top's been the point man too 1.00
01:09:57.240 on all this shit. 0.99
01:09:57.800 So it just makes sense there. 0.99
01:09:58.960 But thematically,
01:10:00.180 his show,
01:10:00.680 I feel like fits better for kind of being more of the face of that event than something like Tower Gang.
01:10:05.800 Oh,
01:10:05.960 yeah.
01:10:06.200 We also need our own.
01:10:07.680 We need like a Tower Fest.
01:10:09.020 I mean,
01:10:09.240 they're trying to draw in all the wackadoos.
01:10:10.820 So it's really important that they headline.
01:10:12.240 Yeah.
01:10:12.480 Where ours would be more.
01:10:13.980 Exactly.
01:10:15.560 Tower Gang doesn't really have peers as far as like podcasts go.
01:10:20.120 Yeah. 0.98
01:10:20.400 We're fucking peerless, 0.99
01:10:21.580 man. 0.99
01:10:22.000 We're ahead of it.
01:10:22.300 We are like no one either.
01:10:23.800 Like the people,
01:10:24.420 the comedy people are doing comedy.
01:10:25.900 They're not touching this.
01:10:28.160 And then there's other people that are close to us,
01:10:30.420 but they hate us for whatever reason.
01:10:31.940 Or they didn't like us at all.
01:10:33.640 Yeah.
01:10:33.860 We're like a ship lost at sea.
01:10:35.880 Like there's no peer left.
01:10:37.380 It's probably the racist.
01:10:38.880 By the way, 0.91
01:10:39.220 the purple cabbage plus that profile picture is crazy.
01:10:44.440 But love Tripoli.
01:10:45.140 Think he's too.
01:10:45.880 Like what Toad regularly indoors.
01:10:48.040 That's true.
01:10:48.280 We just roast.
01:10:49.340 We are giving a roast of Toad every week.
01:10:51.940 I have the thickest skin on the planet.
01:10:54.000 Toad,
01:10:54.260 would you want to be roasted?
01:10:55.120 It's just full of fat though.
01:10:56.220 Not just because I'm fat.
01:10:57.100 No, 0.96
01:10:57.540 I think we ought to have you guys roast me.
01:11:00.600 I think that'd be funnier.
01:11:03.760 Or maybe there's not as much material.
01:11:07.300 Clint,
01:11:07.660 you're so tall.
01:11:08.520 You see everybody's head.
01:11:10.260 Sorry Toad,
01:11:10.920 you're back on the docket. 0.78
01:11:13.000 I tried to take the bullet for you.
01:11:14.520 We all think 80 or 50 because you're too successful. 1.00
01:11:17.620 You got to fucking, 1.00
01:11:18.740 your Corvette is colors that I think are stupid. 1.00
01:11:22.520 Yes, 1.00
01:11:22.920 actually. 1.00
01:11:23.260 You fuck so much pussy, 1.00
01:11:25.680 you start to act like one. 1.00
01:11:26.920 How about that?
01:11:28.840 That was pretty good.
01:11:29.640 Next joke.
01:11:32.240 You probably lost Dave Smith's phone number in your phone.
01:11:36.400 Yeah,
01:11:36.840 who talks to Dave Smith?
01:11:38.580 What,
01:11:39.080 is that the end of the mailbag?
01:11:40.080 We got content.
01:11:41.080 I mean,
01:11:41.400 I know we have content.
01:11:42.280 I want to watch the video of the chocolate merchandise sellers.
01:11:47.780 Which one was this?
01:11:48.420 Oh,
01:11:48.640 I know what this is.
01:11:49.580 This is the one that Nine Miller SMG tweeted out.
01:11:53.760 I think this morning.
01:11:54.360 It's very chocolatey.
01:11:55.700 Yeah,
01:11:56.180 it's very chocolatey.
01:11:56.980 It's actually pretty crazy.
01:11:58.620 I don't know if you can find that,
01:12:00.080 Tyler.
01:12:00.600 If not,
01:12:01.120 I might have to pull it up.
01:12:01.860 I think that one was in the chat. 1.00
01:12:02.820 He's too busy waiting to hit like one of the fucking little girls. 1.00
01:12:05.080 He's like, 1.00
01:12:05.820 they might say one word like,
01:12:07.620 like watermelon and all of a sudden like,
01:12:09.640 like,
01:12:10.140 I got to drop for that.
01:12:11.360 I got to just like,
01:12:11.800 when we say watermelon,
01:12:13.020 there's a graphic of watermelon just exploding on the screen.
01:12:14.660 It means bring up the black content. 0.98
01:12:17.780 I don't see it. 1.00
01:12:18.600 All I'm seeing is like fucking videos from this bad podcast. 0.99
01:12:21.760 What's this one called? 1.00
01:12:23.260 TG is the show that dress like a dog to trick women into sex. 0.99
01:12:27.580 Josie is right. 1.00
01:12:28.700 Tower Gang is the show that dresses like a dog to trick white women into sex, 1.00
01:12:31.620 which is kind of funny because like women fuck dogs, 1.00
01:12:33.620 but I don't know. 1.00
01:12:35.040 Yeah,
01:12:35.420 it's like,
01:12:35.720 it's a joke,
01:12:36.280 but like,
01:12:36.540 I don't get it.
01:12:39.140 There's a joke in there.
01:12:41.000 I'm so mystified right now.
01:12:42.360 I feel like we're waiting and he's never going to pull it up.
01:12:44.960 What are we doing here?
01:12:46.320 I have no clue what video he's talking about.
01:12:48.420 Well,
01:12:48.620 then just run something else,
01:12:49.820 man.
01:12:50.160 Don't, 1.00
01:12:50.420 don't listen to this nigga. 1.00
01:12:51.060 He doesn't know what he's doing. 0.99
01:12:52.020 Yeah.
01:12:52.320 I definitely sent it to y'all.
01:12:54.620 Yeah.
01:12:55.040 Cole definitely did send it.
01:12:57.300 Oh,
01:12:57.520 hey,
01:12:57.660 I'm sitting right now.
01:12:58.900 We're going to watch this one instead.
01:13:01.160 I want to see what this is. 1.00
01:13:08.320 Her tits out. 1.00
01:13:09.860 Yep. 1.00
01:13:10.240 They have tape over them.
01:13:13.100 She's in white face.
01:13:14.340 Stop shouting.
01:13:14.940 Yeah.
01:13:15.400 I want you to say it.
01:13:16.660 Yes.
01:13:16.980 I'm happy to say.
01:13:17.960 Okay.
01:13:18.420 Those are some hangers,
01:13:19.940 man.
01:13:20.460 They are.
01:13:20.840 She's doing white face. 0.99
01:13:22.480 Yeah.
01:13:23.820 No,
01:13:24.000 that's silver face,
01:13:24.740 clearly.
01:13:25.480 I'm never quiet,
01:13:26.580 Piers.
01:13:27.080 Sorry,
01:13:27.380 you're still talking.
01:13:28.560 She's got a neck brace and a sling. 0.90
01:13:31.800 You know, 0.99
01:13:32.020 I thought Dave was hot shit for getting on Piers Morgan, 0.99
01:13:34.240 but I guess just anybody can do it. 0.99
01:13:36.220 Just anybody.
01:13:37.820 Like,
01:13:38.220 why haven't I been on Piers Morgan?
01:13:39.360 He goes to Chicago and introduces the first crackhead he sees.
01:13:43.740 He's just like,
01:13:44.280 I got a great idea.
01:13:45.740 I got a great idea for Lainey. 0.98
01:13:47.220 Fucking pull that and then have Toad's LP weird speech. 0.99
01:13:53.780 The one that he did in whatever fucking state. 1.00
01:13:55.620 What's it called? 1.00
01:13:55.980 Alaska.
01:13:56.780 Just like back and forth.
01:13:57.820 That'd be funny,
01:13:58.560 dude.
01:13:58.900 He says white power.
01:14:00.820 Play her talking,
01:14:01.800 like her mouth moving,
01:14:03.120 and then behind it,
01:14:03.860 it's whatever Toad is saying.
01:14:05.280 And for those who don't know,
01:14:06.420 by the way,
01:14:06.800 this woman is Crackhead Barney, 1.00
01:14:09.880 and she is the woman who accosted Alec Baldwin in a coffee shop or whatever.
01:14:14.660 His name is Crackhead Barney.
01:14:16.320 Crackhead Barney. 1.00
01:14:16.840 Real shit. 1.00
01:14:17.320 This is just like, 1.00
01:14:18.060 I said this on BPS tonight, 0.99
01:14:19.480 but this is just fucking, 1.00
01:14:20.680 this is just black female Alec Stein, 1.00
01:14:22.700 and it doesn't entertain me.
01:14:24.200 Yes.
01:14:24.700 That's exactly right.
01:14:25.680 Well,
01:14:25.820 this was not the video we were looking for.
01:14:27.240 Are we looking for the chocolate?
01:14:28.360 Although, 0.99
01:14:29.000 I do think it's funny that she did just have her tits out on like public access TV. 1.00
01:14:34.880 I mean, 0.99
01:14:35.520 Piers Morgan uncensored really,
01:14:37.220 I mean,
01:14:37.720 can you nail it more on the head than that?
01:14:39.540 Who's doing it better? 1.00
01:14:41.280 Fucking Alec Stein or this bitch? 1.00
01:14:43.160 Alec Stein, 1.00
01:14:43.740 because black women are already loud and obnoxious. 1.00
01:14:46.280 The fact that he's doing it, 1.00
01:14:47.820 like he's providing comedy.
01:14:49.820 Dude, 1.00
01:14:49.960 this woman's tits hang so low, 1.00
01:14:51.680 she doesn't even need to cover the nipples. 1.00
01:14:53.680 It is crazy, 0.96
01:14:54.600 because it's below the,
01:14:55.480 but it is below the,
01:14:57.180 she stands up at some point.
01:15:00.180 Oh my God.
01:15:01.340 Okay,
01:15:01.640 yeah.
01:15:01.800 But she has a crush,
01:15:03.160 so she can.
01:15:03.720 I absolutely believe that Palestine should be free.
01:15:05.260 Yes.
01:15:06.980 Oh,
01:15:07.440 okay.
01:15:08.040 And how are we going to do that,
01:15:09.300 Piers?
01:15:09.640 Give us the answers,
01:15:10.800 Piers Morgan. 1.00
01:15:11.620 Give us the fucking answers. 0.99
01:15:13.100 I'm going to make Palestine free. 0.99
01:15:14.380 Yeah,
01:15:14.920 if it was a simple,
01:15:16.140 how are we going to do it?
01:15:17.260 By the way,
01:15:17.760 who was the one that actually,
01:15:19.220 it was,
01:15:19.560 it would have been done by now.
01:15:21.020 Was it Clint?
01:15:21.460 Is he really taking her serious, 0.99
01:15:22.700 or is he fucking joking around? 0.99
01:15:23.760 I have no idea. 0.99
01:15:24.560 He's taking her serious.
01:15:25.880 What one of y'all on Fox News,
01:15:27.720 or whatever,
01:15:28.340 the first one was,
01:15:29.620 oh,
01:15:29.860 it was Reed.
01:15:30.340 Reed was on,
01:15:31.080 yeah,
01:15:31.200 I forgot,
01:15:31.880 yeah,
01:15:32.000 yeah,
01:15:32.120 because it's like,
01:15:32.880 that means like,
01:15:34.060 she went to like,
01:15:35.040 one of these like,
01:15:35.880 these places like that, 1.00
01:15:37.320 and she just had her tits out, 1.00
01:15:38.760 and she walked in there, 1.00
01:15:39.520 and just like,
01:15:40.000 no,
01:15:40.360 just you got to put tape over them.
01:15:44.380 She's house with a truck, 1.00
01:15:45.560 so you had to go in the truck,
01:15:46.740 they do makeup, 0.98
01:15:47.400 and all that shit, 1.00
01:15:47.960 and she has all this white shit on her face, 1.00
01:15:49.800 and she's trying to do makeup. 1.00
01:15:51.240 It's like,
01:15:51.700 I have a,
01:15:52.140 I have a specific request,
01:15:53.820 only white makeup.
01:15:56.160 White face,
01:15:57.100 please.
01:15:57.320 I brought my own,
01:15:58.060 it's baby powder.
01:15:59.120 It's like,
01:15:59.940 it's actually,
01:16:00.400 no,
01:16:00.580 it's actually,
01:16:01.080 it's cornstarch,
01:16:02.360 and she just eats it afterwards, 0.50
01:16:03.740 and she just,
01:16:04.340 it's cocaine,
01:16:05.780 dude,
01:16:05.880 she's crackhead Barney. 0.57
01:16:07.340 Wasn't Reed like,
01:16:08.380 had his hair like,
01:16:09.100 basically wet,
01:16:09.740 like he just,
01:16:10.200 dude,
01:16:10.540 it was wet,
01:16:11.200 a little like thing.
01:16:13.700 It was sick.
01:16:14.780 We can pull that picture up,
01:16:15.580 that was an awful picture,
01:16:16.560 dude.
01:16:16.900 It was emo Reed.
01:16:18.000 Dude,
01:16:18.200 he got,
01:16:18.500 he got so much punani from that though.
01:16:20.820 Oh my god,
01:16:21.440 yeah,
01:16:21.660 dude.
01:16:22.020 Only from one, 1.00
01:16:22.900 from one bitch though, 1.00
01:16:24.000 right? 1.00
01:16:24.160 These old, 1.00
01:16:24.680 old broad Fox News bitches 1.00
01:16:25.900 were just like, 0.99
01:16:26.620 whoa.
01:16:27.800 By the way,
01:16:28.420 Tyler,
01:16:28.740 I did send the video
01:16:29.480 to the reproduction chat.
01:16:32.020 Reed makes all the 50 year old women 1.00
01:16:33.840 wet as fuck. 1.00
01:16:35.680 Wet, 1.00
01:16:36.040 wet as his hair.
01:16:38.080 Former Tower Gang member
01:16:39.220 right there,
01:16:39.700 guys.
01:16:40.300 He actually,
01:16:40.720 he was in the chat,
01:16:41.400 he was in the chat,
01:16:42.120 today.
01:16:42.740 I think he just laughed
01:16:43.920 at something racist.
01:16:44.900 Hell yeah Reed.
01:16:45.840 Dude,
01:16:46.100 that looks like the basis 0.99
01:16:47.020 to some fucking emo band, 0.99
01:16:48.560 for real. 0.99
01:16:49.100 Dude,
01:16:49.340 he looks like Casey Crescenzo
01:16:51.160 from the Deer Hunter,
01:16:52.400 the front man from that band.
01:16:53.540 He looks exactly like him.
01:16:54.700 That was a little bit too specific.
01:16:56.480 Made me hate him.
01:16:57.020 Deep cuts from Toad.
01:16:58.620 This is amazing.
01:16:59.160 They're not just emo,
01:16:59.760 man,
01:16:59.940 they're like emo chamber pop.
01:17:01.900 Give me a candy, 0.77
01:17:01.980 hug me.
01:17:04.300 Whoa.
01:17:05.160 Oh,
01:17:05.280 this is it,
01:17:05.800 yeah.
01:17:07.340 This is,
01:17:07.920 by the way,
01:17:08.260 this is because they told him
01:17:10.080 they can't sell chocolate bars
01:17:11.400 in their store.
01:17:12.000 Oh,
01:17:12.700 wait,
01:17:12.980 wait,
01:17:13.240 wait.
01:17:15.320 I got breaking news.
01:17:17.060 Breaking news?
01:17:19.440 Whoa.
01:17:20.600 Breaking news, 0.99
01:17:21.340 black people do stuff. 0.99
01:17:24.060 Breaking news. 0.99
01:17:26.260 Dude,
01:17:28.900 I mean this sincerely,
01:17:30.040 I'm pretty sure I saw this video
01:17:31.800 go viral six months ago,
01:17:33.060 but it could be something new.
01:17:34.460 I don't know.
01:17:35.180 It's every,
01:17:35.880 I'll pause it. 1.00
01:17:36.500 This shit happens so often 1.00
01:17:38.840 that you could, 1.00
01:17:39.940 you could do like,
01:17:41.400 I feel like,
01:17:41.720 I'm pretty sure I saw this last summer.
01:17:44.040 Pretty sure.
01:17:44.880 You could splice,
01:17:46.040 you could splice all these together
01:17:47.580 and just like make like a super cut,
01:17:49.960 but it would be like,
01:17:50.700 oh,
01:17:50.800 this is just something happening new.
01:17:52.500 But it's just like,
01:17:52.960 stick on the topic.
01:17:53.800 We're going to stick on the topic
01:17:54.860 of racism here.
01:17:56.040 So I just,
01:17:56.620 I've been blocked by Lauren Southern
01:17:58.440 for,
01:17:58.960 I guess liking and retweeting this.
01:18:01.480 I retweeted it with Andrew,
01:18:03.260 but this is what Reed came in to show us.
01:18:05.180 He said,
01:18:05.620 I always thought you were a very sweet girl
01:18:07.720 and well-meaning,
01:18:08.700 but then you ruined your life
01:18:09.860 by having a mixed waste child 1.00
01:18:11.780 despite plenty of opportunities
01:18:13.360 to partner with a good quality white man.
01:18:17.000 No one on the right, 0.99
01:18:18.000 I know hates woman. 1.00
01:18:19.140 We just don't trust them
01:18:20.060 to make important life decisions
01:18:21.380 and you've proven us right.
01:18:23.040 Oh my God,
01:18:23.780 dude.
01:18:24.800 Andrew's tweeting?
01:18:25.700 Hell yeah.
01:18:26.460 By the way,
01:18:26.860 he kept going in the comments too.
01:18:28.420 It was really funny.
01:18:28.920 He was about it.
01:18:30.320 He was just absolutely.
01:18:31.840 I got to admit,
01:18:33.080 I like,
01:18:33.460 I didn't respect it
01:18:34.300 because it was like,
01:18:34.800 I mean,
01:18:35.200 it was a crazy wild thing to say,
01:18:37.500 but it was just like, 1.00
01:18:38.560 you're just like psycho. 1.00
01:18:40.080 You look like the product of race mix. 1.00
01:18:42.860 And then I looked at Robbie Starbuck
01:18:44.480 and I said,
01:18:45.000 yo,
01:18:45.200 he does.
01:18:47.060 Dude,
01:18:47.460 he's going to get blocked
01:18:48.180 by everybody from conservative age.
01:18:52.320 Yo,
01:18:52.720 who's his elbow rising?
01:18:54.260 I've never heard of him.
01:18:54.740 He's just a dude.
01:18:56.000 Just a nose emoji. 0.99
01:18:58.540 He only has like 3,000 followers or some shit. 0.94
01:19:03.380 He literally just like, 0.98
01:19:04.540 I think all the outrage is why this tweet is so big.
01:19:07.480 It's not like he has a giant following or anything.
01:19:09.560 Bro,
01:19:09.800 he's even like,
01:19:10.720 he was saying like,
01:19:11.500 I'm a nobody.
01:19:12.520 He was like, 0.91
01:19:12.840 I'm like a racist bodybuilder. 0.94
01:19:14.840 I think he would. 0.91
01:19:15.540 He said something like,
01:19:16.140 this is,
01:19:17.540 this is the brave heart of racism.
01:19:20.420 If he can come on the show right now,
01:19:22.300 like he follows back.
01:19:23.180 If you follow me back now,
01:19:25.080 I think we'll put you on the show. 1.00
01:19:26.060 I want to hear whatever racist shit you got to say, 1.00
01:19:27.760 because uncontrollably based in the, 1.00
01:19:30.420 yeah,
01:19:30.680 we got some Andrew.
01:19:31.580 He found his people.
01:19:34.600 He found his tribe.
01:19:37.660 Can we go back to,
01:19:38.540 back to the, 0.95
01:19:39.000 the white people destroying a store over chocolate? 0.96
01:19:42.600 Do we have to go? 0.98
01:19:44.460 Because the dude, 0.93
01:19:45.300 it's just chimp now.
01:19:46.140 Does it get better?
01:19:46.920 What are we watching?
01:19:47.660 Like,
01:19:47.800 who cares?
01:19:48.180 The fact,
01:19:48.580 I just think it's hilarious that they were just like,
01:19:50.420 Hey,
01:19:50.920 don't,
01:19:51.520 don't sell.
01:19:52.300 And like, 0.99
01:19:52.760 they just fucking chimp out. 1.00
01:19:54.100 Like I, 1.00
01:19:54.420 there's,
01:19:54.760 it's,
01:19:55.840 I don't know.
01:19:56.380 Is this the same video?
01:19:57.540 That looks like a midget. 1.00
01:19:58.460 This is the same video. 0.55
01:19:59.600 They really want to fund their football team.
01:20:01.120 Leave him alone.
01:20:01.620 It's a hooters,
01:20:04.520 by the way.
01:20:05.240 Is that a midget? 1.00
01:20:07.640 Thank you for the candy. 1.00
01:20:08.840 Fuck me. 1.00
01:20:13.500 Oh my God. 1.00
01:20:14.460 Hold on.
01:20:16.160 Oh my God.
01:20:17.880 I like how she was, 1.00
01:20:18.900 how she was talking shit. 1.00
01:20:21.040 This is a hooters restaurant. 1.00
01:20:22.240 Yeah.
01:20:22.440 And they're not,
01:20:23.020 I didn't realize it was a hooters. 0.97
01:20:23.820 That's fucking hilarious. 0.99
01:20:25.080 She was like, 1.00
01:20:25.560 I didn't know black people went there. 1.00
01:20:26.440 Get out of here with your bitch ass candy. 1.00
01:20:27.260 And then he turns around and smashes. 1.00
01:20:28.740 Oh shit. 1.00
01:20:29.720 He meant it. 1.00
01:20:30.460 Black don't crack. 0.57
01:20:33.060 Of course they go there, 0.99
01:20:34.120 man.
01:20:34.260 They,
01:20:34.500 they wash their wings there.
01:20:36.120 Future astronauts.
01:20:40.620 We have to find a, 0.99
01:20:41.660 there has to be better angles when you're just going to play shit like that. 0.99
01:20:45.440 They're like, 0.98
01:20:45.660 there's,
01:20:45.920 there's no angle to that.
01:20:47.220 Yeah.
01:20:47.440 That was just chimpin out. 1.00
01:20:48.580 I feel like it's showing our audience just some more racist shit. 1.00
01:20:52.180 No, 0.99
01:20:52.580 that's not a good one.
01:20:53.740 The angle is racism,
01:20:54.920 which is always good enough.
01:20:56.400 You know what?
01:20:56.840 We should have known when you were like,
01:20:58.280 I want to watch this video and it's not even in the production chat.
01:21:00.540 I sent it.
01:21:01.500 Because that means it was going crazy.
01:21:03.540 We have a system.
01:21:04.420 We send content.
01:21:05.440 Tyler evaluates it because not everyone here is really cut out for production.
01:21:10.220 Let's see.
01:21:10.600 I just,
01:21:11.220 I just want to be straight with you.
01:21:12.680 Cause I've already said this a dozen times.
01:21:14.140 This is why Cole's culture corner fails.
01:21:16.840 Cause he doesn't,
01:21:17.600 he doesn't fail.
01:21:18.700 Yes,
01:21:18.920 it does.
01:21:19.800 It fails.
01:21:20.820 The audience liked it.
01:21:22.280 I swear to God.
01:21:22.960 They,
01:21:23.140 they don't,
01:21:24.100 they asked for it.
01:21:24.960 No,
01:21:25.200 they all think you're cute.
01:21:26.160 They are humoring you because they think you're cute. 0.99
01:21:29.280 They don't give a fuck. 0.99
01:21:29.960 I did send this as well. 0.99
01:21:32.940 I did send this as well.
01:21:33.840 Who's this lady? 1.00
01:21:34.600 All right,
01:21:34.820 run it.
01:21:35.240 What's one race you wouldn't date? 0.99
01:21:37.060 I'm not into black women. 1.00
01:21:38.380 Oh. 0.80
01:21:40.040 Why is this always the answer?
01:21:41.600 I need to know this right now.
01:21:43.220 You're conventionally a very pretty girl.
01:21:46.880 It's just a preference.
01:21:47.960 I actually tried to kind of see a black girl for a little bit,
01:21:50.760 but I literally,
01:21:51.520 I just couldn't like get into it.
01:21:53.060 Like,
01:21:53.280 I mean,
01:21:53.480 if a girl's half, 1.00
01:21:54.340 it's different.
01:21:54.880 To like a girl who's like fully black, 1.00
01:21:56.220 I just,
01:21:56.640 for some reason,
01:21:57.140 it's just.
01:21:57.360 So it's just like a preference of skin tone. 0.97
01:21:59.080 So you don't like black people. 0.91
01:22:00.360 I love black people. 1.00
01:22:01.620 That's where he fucked up. 1.00
01:22:03.240 Right there. 0.99
01:22:03.920 You gotta tell the truth,
01:22:05.080 man.
01:22:05.440 Yeah,
01:22:05.740 I love black people.
01:22:06.940 What's wrong with them?
01:22:08.320 Yes, 0.99
01:22:08.740 I hate them. 1.00
01:22:09.400 They're terrible. 0.98
01:22:10.760 Totally understand.
01:22:12.240 You see,
01:22:12.660 yeah. 1.00
01:22:13.320 He wants to fuck him so bad. 1.00
01:22:15.000 You know it. 1.00
01:22:16.060 Yeah,
01:22:16.280 when she said Caucasian men,
01:22:17.780 she's like,
01:22:18.180 ah,
01:22:18.480 she's like,
01:22:18.940 I just,
01:22:19.760 I just, 1.00
01:22:19.940 I'm gonna fuck you so hard. 1.00
01:22:22.040 You're gonna love black pussy. 1.00
01:22:23.280 I'm gonna make you like it. 1.00
01:22:24.800 That's like the ultimate form of hard to get.
01:22:29.380 Is he lying? 1.00
01:22:30.460 I will never fuck you because of your race. 1.00
01:22:31.760 No, 1.00
01:22:31.920 he wasn't lying.
01:22:32.600 Wait,
01:22:32.840 why would he lie?
01:22:33.860 That makes zero sense to lie right to them.
01:22:36.240 You know how I know he wasn't lying?
01:22:37.720 Because all white men feel that way.
01:22:39.420 Right.
01:22:39.840 Yeah.
01:22:40.800 Dude,
01:22:41.360 we like people who are like us.
01:22:42.660 No, 0.98
01:22:43.060 skinny white dudes like their black women. 1.00
01:22:45.560 I like black chicks. 1.00
01:22:47.140 Only if they don't have a father. 0.97
01:22:49.200 I like black chicks, 1.00
01:22:49.960 but I don't know if I could be in a relationship.
01:22:52.440 But why,
01:22:52.860 wait,
01:22:53.140 because he did say like fully black.
01:22:54.880 Like this was like,
01:22:56.080 I also said,
01:22:57.020 I said this one as well.
01:22:58.480 I couldn't,
01:22:59.020 I don't know if this was insane.
01:23:00.620 I very much prefer.
01:23:01.820 I'm pricing my African culture in Canada, 1.00
01:23:03.300 chase away evil spirits.
01:23:04.280 And then she.
01:23:11.100 These are the people that are coming to Canada. 0.99
01:23:15.560 Like they're just like, 0.99
01:23:16.940 apparently you chase away spirits in Africa by pissing and shitting out in the open. 0.98
01:23:23.220 Do we have, 0.97
01:23:23.960 do we have a graphic for Cole's culture corner?
01:23:26.220 Cause this is what's happening right now. 0.99
01:23:27.440 And it fucking sucks. 1.00
01:23:29.480 Yeah. 1.00
01:23:29.840 We have a system.
01:23:30.460 No,
01:23:30.660 I deleted it.
01:23:31.240 I thought we were done with that.
01:23:32.420 Oh no,
01:23:32.700 wait,
01:23:32.780 I wish.
01:23:34.900 There it is.
01:23:35.740 There it is.
01:23:37.600 Culture clips.
01:23:38.620 Culture clips.
01:23:39.660 Oh man.
01:23:40.640 Yeah.
01:23:40.880 Just a downturn.
01:23:42.000 But yeah,
01:23:42.380 I mean,
01:23:42.640 if you want a reason why guys, 0.91
01:23:44.380 why guys don't like black women, 0.65
01:23:46.260 I mean, 1.00
01:23:46.940 it's right fucking there. 0.98
01:23:48.540 The smell. 0.99
01:23:49.640 Oh,
01:23:49.860 it's the smell.
01:23:51.800 It's the sound.
01:23:52.600 It's the smell.
01:23:53.580 It's the skin tone.
01:23:54.780 I mean,
01:23:54.960 it's everything.
01:23:55.860 I have noticed this.
01:23:56.920 Do you guys have this too?
01:23:58.220 Any girl who smells anything other than awesome?
01:24:01.800 I immediately have no interest in.
01:24:03.560 Like if you have,
01:24:04.160 if you have even the slightest tinge of body odor,
01:24:07.580 and I mean like ever,
01:24:10.160 I'm no,
01:24:10.820 I will never be interested in you ever again.
01:24:13.220 Horse face, 1.00
01:24:13.800 bitch. 1.00
01:24:14.600 Oh my God. 1.00
01:24:16.060 I didn't fucking date her. 0.99
01:24:23.620 Relax. 0.99
01:24:25.320 I piped her down a few times.
01:24:28.060 It's totally different. 1.00
01:24:29.580 I only fucked her, 1.00
01:24:30.320 and I'm so tall. 1.00
01:24:31.160 My face was like far away from that area.
01:24:33.460 All right.
01:24:33.880 Dude,
01:24:34.700 like,
01:24:36.000 Cocoa butter lover.
01:24:38.940 Don't y'all,
01:24:39.540 don't y'all like something?
01:24:40.940 Oh,
01:24:41.360 what?
01:24:42.100 I told like,
01:24:42.880 remember the whole time,
01:24:44.080 like when,
01:24:44.560 when it came out that her, 1.00
01:24:45.540 her pussy smelled horrible. 1.00
01:24:47.240 And so I told my wife, 1.00
01:24:48.000 I was like,
01:24:48.180 can you believe this girl that you met?
01:24:49.420 I was like, 1.00
01:24:49.820 they said that her pussy smells horrible. 1.00
01:24:51.020 She's like, 1.00
01:24:51.260 she probably has like very bad vaginosis
01:24:53.300 because she's a nurse. 1.00
01:24:54.480 She's like,
01:24:54.820 she needs help.
01:24:55.640 I'm concerned for her.
01:24:58.940 And Cole,
01:24:59.320 Cole tried to help.
01:25:00.540 It was killer.
01:25:01.740 No,
01:25:02.260 Clint,
01:25:02.540 you should have had a serious discussion with her.
01:25:04.280 Was it always like that?
01:25:05.520 Like,
01:25:05.680 what if it was just bad luck?
01:25:07.320 That like, 1.00
01:25:07.800 the time that both of you guys smelled her pussy, 1.00
01:25:09.460 it was awful. 1.00
01:25:10.940 Probably not.
01:25:11.420 Like a bad week she had.
01:25:13.120 One issue,
01:25:13.780 I think maybe the main,
01:25:14.560 a bad reek.
01:25:15.480 The main issue,
01:25:16.460 the main issue is that she's, 1.00
01:25:21.280 she's so tall that she doesn't notice,
01:25:23.700 right?
01:25:23.820 Like her face is so far away.
01:25:25.980 She doesn't notice.
01:25:26.820 Yeah,
01:25:27.000 it's true.
01:25:27.300 Like I could,
01:25:27.740 I could, 1.00
01:25:28.160 I would never know if my dick smells bad. 1.00
01:25:30.080 It's just, 1.00
01:25:30.660 it's too far.
01:25:31.320 I know.
01:25:31.600 I know. 1.00
01:25:32.100 I know when my dick smells bad. 1.00
01:25:33.040 I know when my ass smells bad. 1.00
01:25:34.840 Yeah, 1.00
01:25:35.040 because you're very close to it.
01:25:36.600 I'm far away.
01:25:37.320 You know,
01:25:37.620 you're right.
01:25:40.120 There's multiple times where I'm in the gym,
01:25:42.120 but it's like,
01:25:42.560 it's not necessarily,
01:25:43.380 it smells bad to me.
01:25:44.260 It just smells like a,
01:25:45.120 like it's like a sweet odor.
01:25:46.620 Like,
01:25:46.840 you know what I'm talking about? 1.00
01:25:47.540 Like it's like your ass smells sweet. 1.00
01:25:51.460 It smells like ass. 1.00
01:25:52.520 You're gay for yourself. 1.00
01:25:57.200 You for real gay for yourself. 0.99
01:25:59.200 No, 0.98
01:25:59.560 there's a,
01:26:01.020 there's a smell.
01:26:02.020 Sweet smell,
01:26:02.640 baby. 1.00
01:26:03.060 He's in the shower and he just starts putting shit in his ass. 1.00
01:26:05.520 You homo. 1.00
01:26:06.640 No, 0.99
01:26:07.000 because like,
01:26:07.680 wait,
01:26:09.080 Clint,
01:26:09.280 so even a girl after the gym,
01:26:10.720 you don't like that smell.
01:26:12.080 You don't like that.
01:26:12.660 Or like if they,
01:26:13.520 if she,
01:26:14.020 if she smells good,
01:26:14.900 then she smells good.
01:26:15.840 If she smells bad,
01:26:16.900 it's over.
01:26:17.580 It's like,
01:26:17.980 it's like the sweaty girl smell, 0.97
01:26:19.360 but it could be good.
01:26:21.420 That is not universal.
01:26:22.940 Right.
01:26:23.440 It could smell good or it could smell bad.
01:26:25.340 I feel like most women,
01:26:26.300 even when they are like,
01:26:27.520 I don't know,
01:26:27.960 maybe I have a limited pool of experience, 0.99
01:26:29.960 but it's like fucking, 0.99
01:26:31.640 I feel like when they're like sweating, 0.99
01:26:33.020 so they still usually smell good. 1.00
01:26:34.500 Unless you have a gross bitch. 1.00
01:26:35.440 I don't fucking know. 1.00
01:26:36.040 I like hippie, 0.99
01:26:37.220 like hippie broads.
01:26:38.500 Like sometimes they'll be really,
01:26:39.980 really attractive.
01:26:41.140 But if you,
01:26:41.900 if they smell bad,
01:26:43.320 I'm just done.
01:26:44.620 Like it,
01:26:45.140 it immediately shuts off all interest.
01:26:47.940 No.
01:26:48.240 You know,
01:26:48.600 that's funny.
01:26:49.100 They don't keep this Spanish guy. 0.96
01:26:50.560 The Spanish guy I knew like fucking 15 years ago. 0.96
01:26:53.460 We walked in and all the girls, 0.96
01:26:56.480 like our girl,
01:26:57.200 our girlfriends,
01:26:58.460 they were playing,
01:26:59.140 they were playing like dance,
01:27:00.480 dance revolution.
01:27:01.360 And he just walks in and he says,
01:27:02.680 smells like sweaty girl in here. 1.00
01:27:04.520 And I was like, 1.00
01:27:05.100 it fucking does. 0.99
01:27:06.520 Like it didn't smell bad, 0.99
01:27:07.460 but like,
01:27:07.740 it's like there's been girls in here sweating. 0.99
01:27:09.960 And you could tell.
01:27:11.280 But that,
01:27:11.560 but that could be good.
01:27:13.580 Were you,
01:27:13.740 were you warning because of it?
01:27:15.180 It was just exactly what it was. 0.99
01:27:17.740 If you want to go back also to Clint saying he never smelled his dick. 0.99
01:27:21.100 You don't, 1.00
01:27:21.480 you don't think you ever smelled your dick? 1.00
01:27:23.100 Like you never like scratch sniff. 1.00
01:27:25.040 Yeah.
01:27:25.320 You never like,
01:27:25.840 you never like grab it a little bit and be like,
01:27:27.620 what is this?
01:27:28.080 Yeah.
01:27:28.540 Yeah.
01:27:29.140 I could do,
01:27:29.940 I could,
01:27:30.180 I'm just saying like,
01:27:31.340 just in being around.
01:27:34.360 It's literally every time.
01:27:35.940 It's literally every time.
01:27:36.820 I've never, 1.00
01:27:37.140 I've never caught a whiff of my dick. 1.00
01:27:39.340 At the gym every day. 1.00
01:27:40.820 I catch a whiff of my ass. 1.00
01:27:42.480 Every time. 1.00
01:27:43.480 It's literally like anytime I sit down at the gym.
01:27:45.640 How?
01:27:46.400 Like, 1.00
01:27:46.900 you can smell your dick. 1.00
01:27:48.300 You're that short. 1.00
01:27:48.620 God damn, 1.00
01:27:49.020 you're tiny as fuck. 1.00
01:27:49.920 Just ass and or dick area. 1.00
01:27:54.460 You got, 1.00
01:27:54.980 you got issues if your shit kicks that hard. 1.00
01:27:57.640 But no, 1.00
01:27:58.160 but it's not,
01:27:58.800 it doesn't sound bad.
01:27:59.720 I know you love you,
01:28:00.680 but you genuinely can smell yourself without having to like,
01:28:06.580 cause like,
01:28:07.000 I'm not gonna lie.
01:28:07.660 There's some time. 1.00
01:28:08.760 I'll do that move where you kind of touch your dick and you go, 1.00
01:28:10.720 Oh fuck shit. 1.00
01:28:11.460 I need a dick. 1.00
01:28:12.280 No, 1.00
01:28:12.600 no,
01:28:12.720 no,
01:28:12.860 no,
01:28:12.960 no,
01:28:13.100 no.
01:28:15.080 Better shower.
01:28:15.580 But like,
01:28:15.960 I don't go,
01:28:16.520 Oh my,
01:28:16.900 like just like this,
01:28:17.840 like, 1.00
01:28:17.980 Oh my dick smells, 1.00
01:28:18.880 you know, 1.00
01:28:19.120 like, 1.00
01:28:19.660 or my ass smells. 1.00
01:28:20.520 I don't. 1.00
01:28:20.760 No,
01:28:21.020 no,
01:28:21.160 no,
01:28:21.240 no.
01:28:21.320 It's not like,
01:28:21.760 it's like,
01:28:22.100 it's like,
01:28:22.540 it's like, 1.00
01:28:23.060 it's like you're sitting down at bench press and your ass stinks. 1.00
01:28:25.260 It happens to all of us. 1.00
01:28:26.820 No,
01:28:27.260 just air rushes through. 1.00
01:28:29.900 You're a filthy dog of a human being. 1.00
01:28:32.160 I, 1.00
01:28:32.360 I wash every fucking day. 0.99
01:28:34.440 Well, 1.00
01:28:34.560 apparently not well enough.
01:28:36.220 I mean,
01:28:37.360 we've,
01:28:37.620 we've gone over my,
01:28:38.420 my hygiene habits.
01:28:39.820 Yeah.
01:28:40.060 They're not,
01:28:40.300 they're not great.
01:28:40.840 Yeah.
01:28:41.020 Well,
01:28:41.140 I'm soping up everywhere,
01:28:44.560 everywhere.
01:28:45.080 I feel like your problem is that you leak. 1.00
01:28:47.240 That's why you're smelling your asshole. 1.00
01:28:48.860 I leak. 1.00
01:28:50.120 Wash it. 0.99
01:28:50.540 But it's not a shit smell. 0.99
01:28:51.620 It's not a shit smell. 0.99
01:28:52.700 You're like, 0.96
01:28:52.980 dude,
01:28:53.200 it's because you, 1.00
01:28:54.080 you've put so much shit up your ass. 1.00
01:28:55.820 It, 1.00
01:28:56.100 you just have like a constant leak now.
01:28:57.760 Oh, 1.00
01:28:58.100 that's shit smell. 1.00
01:28:58.940 Could you be over washing? 1.00
01:29:00.800 Like where you're fucking up the natural. 0.98
01:29:02.100 You got a loose keister, 0.99
01:29:03.100 brother.
01:29:04.160 Top.
01:29:05.080 I'm washing too much.
01:29:06.240 You got to know.
01:29:07.340 No,
01:29:07.720 you have a loose keister.
01:29:09.900 You said there's a name for that. 1.00
01:29:11.280 The smell of like a gay guy's loose asshole. 1.00
01:29:13.800 There's actually a term for that. 1.00
01:29:15.320 What is it?
01:29:16.440 Fart jelly?
01:29:17.680 Fart jelly.
01:29:18.040 Not fart jelly.
01:29:19.680 There is a name for it.
01:29:20.520 Yeah.
01:29:20.820 I told you guys a story about the guy that worked at the front desk dude at my wife's job.
01:29:25.920 Yeah,
01:29:26.080 yeah,
01:29:26.380 yeah.
01:29:26.820 Yeah,
01:29:27.120 yeah.
01:29:27.480 There was a name for it.
01:29:28.500 The story's wild. 1.00
01:29:28.980 Dry cum in your asshole and you never douche it out. 1.00
01:29:32.580 And it has a specific smell. 1.00
01:29:34.120 That's like Santorum,
01:29:35.280 but that's something else.
01:29:36.440 That's.
01:29:37.600 Rancid Santorum.
01:29:39.600 That's calm.
01:29:40.760 What's funny about this is the other day I was like looking at my arms and I had random
01:29:45.460 bruises on my arms and I was like, 0.98
01:29:47.200 where the fuck did these come? 0.97
01:29:48.420 Like really, 0.99
01:29:49.060 dude,
01:29:49.820 I was like really big bruises on my arms.
01:29:52.500 And I was like, 0.96
01:29:52.980 are you like beating the shit out of me at night? 0.99
01:29:55.020 And not. 0.99
01:29:57.980 Hey,
01:29:58.440 serious question for you,
01:29:59.360 Cole,
01:29:59.720 given that you've enjoyed,
01:30:00.880 uh,
01:30:01.760 you know,
01:30:02.280 diddling your B hole on the regular for years and years, 0.92
01:30:05.720 why don't you just get drilled up by Liz with a strap on on the regular? 0.52
01:30:09.020 No,
01:30:09.500 never.
01:30:10.760 No,
01:30:11.000 but like,
01:30:11.340 is it just because you don't want to be emasculated,
01:30:12.940 but you would actually enjoy it?
01:30:14.140 I would not enjoy it.
01:30:15.380 I think you might.
01:30:16.800 No,
01:30:17.380 there really wasn't very much pleasure at all in any of the butt stuff.
01:30:22.960 So why'd you do it?
01:30:24.520 To please a woman. 0.99
01:30:25.660 Just fealty?
01:30:27.880 Fealty?
01:30:28.760 You had this like...
01:30:29.800 To please a woman. 0.99
01:30:30.980 You realize how little that pleases her like physically,
01:30:33.360 right?
01:30:33.620 That's just a humiliation ritual.
01:30:34.840 Yeah,
01:30:35.060 she was literally just like,
01:30:37.120 she was breaking you down.
01:30:38.520 Yeah.
01:30:39.600 And you are now broken down.
01:30:41.220 And then she disrespects you. 1.00
01:30:43.020 She disrespects you with like weak blowjobs too. 1.00
01:30:46.420 That's so wrong. 1.00
01:30:48.300 Dude,
01:30:48.500 I caught her today. 1.00
01:30:49.920 I figured my asshole and all I got was these shitty blowjobs. 1.00
01:30:53.820 That's a t-shirt. 1.00
01:30:55.220 That's a t-shirt. 1.00
01:30:57.380 I put my finger in the ass and all I got was these shitty blowjobs. 1.00
01:31:01.000 Today, 1.00
01:31:01.320 she got let off because she works at like a dentist's office and like she was like,
01:31:06.480 she got let off early because their suction, 0.95
01:31:08.780 whatever,
01:31:09.100 went off.
01:31:09.760 Like they didn't have any suction at all.
01:31:11.460 And I was like,
01:31:11.820 man,
01:31:11.960 she provided.
01:31:14.760 That's what I told her. 1.00
01:31:16.200 Liz is the type of nigga to this smack the shit out of someone when they're under just 1.00
01:31:20.400 because it's just like the, 1.00
01:31:24.300 I've seen you looking at my man before.
01:31:28.360 Why is everything about her revolving around like poor suction?
01:31:35.440 Yeah.
01:31:35.620 What did you say about the suction?
01:31:37.120 No,
01:31:37.300 that's why I let me do what you said.
01:31:38.680 Top,
01:31:38.960 I was literally just like,
01:31:39.960 I guess your work and you have something in common,
01:31:42.460 but no suction.
01:31:45.460 What did she say?
01:31:46.720 She was like, 1.00
01:31:47.440 fuck you. 1.00
01:31:53.300 You told your wife that? 1.00
01:31:54.760 Are you out of your mind?
01:31:55.420 And it was funny because her coworker had like,
01:31:58.380 she'd never gone with the gym and she was going to be at the gym that day.
01:32:00.560 She was like,
01:32:00.880 brother,
01:32:01.060 you can't tell her that she's a Jehovah's witness.
01:32:02.680 And I was like,
01:32:03.400 I can't tell her my suction joke.
01:32:05.200 I was,
01:32:05.460 she was like,
01:32:05.780 no,
01:32:05.960 you can't.
01:32:06.720 Hey,
01:32:07.080 Liz,
01:32:07.560 Liz,
01:32:07.860 I'm going to,
01:32:08.260 I'm going to say this because Cole,
01:32:09.760 Cole will make passive aggressive jokes about it,
01:32:12.400 but I'm going to ask you just directly. 0.99
01:32:14.100 Could you please suck my man off one time for the love of God? 1.00
01:32:18.620 Suck him to completion please. 1.00
01:32:20.180 Just once. 0.99
01:32:20.980 So you can start being like,
01:32:22.260 oh, 0.99
01:32:22.480 I can't come from blowjobs. 1.00
01:32:24.040 I just have such good dick. 1.00
01:32:25.600 Clint, 1.00
01:32:26.000 let me lick you one time. 1.00
01:32:28.680 I want the Puanani. 0.99
01:32:31.200 All right. 1.00
01:32:31.500 Gay men have a specific stink, 1.00
01:32:33.060 says Bishop who claimed anal sex makes babies gay. 1.00
01:32:36.620 Wait, 1.00
01:32:36.980 what?
01:32:38.320 Don't even know,
01:32:39.400 man.
01:32:39.560 Well, 1.00
01:32:40.400 anal sex does make babies gay. 1.00
01:32:42.080 Like when you, 1.00
01:32:43.060 when you rape babies, 1.00
01:32:44.420 I was about to say, 1.00
01:32:45.340 look at Milo Yiannopoulos.
01:32:47.660 Yeah,
01:32:47.940 I think that may have an effect.
01:32:49.580 That's dark. 0.99
01:32:50.780 So the person who's being raped becomes gay if they're being raped by somebody of the same sex? 0.99
01:32:55.280 Yeah, 0.99
01:32:55.420 dude,
01:32:55.600 it's like getting bit by a vampire. 1.00
01:32:57.140 That shit is like this Nephilim shit, 1.00
01:32:58.580 dude. 1.00
01:32:58.740 Oh, 1.00
01:32:58.860 shit. 1.00
01:33:01.620 Totally. 1.00
01:33:02.620 Serious question. 0.99
01:33:03.340 You can transfer the gay. 1.00
01:33:05.280 If I were a homosexual, 1.00
01:33:06.840 would you let me take your virginity? 1.00
01:33:09.560 No. 1.00
01:33:13.960 Get a little fool of yourself there, 0.99
01:33:15.880 Clint. 1.00
01:33:16.560 I don't think any of us would let you fuck up. 0.99
01:33:18.440 I'm trying to get myself into that. 0.99
01:33:20.040 That's not,
01:33:20.540 that's not what I,
01:33:21.100 I wasn't saying,
01:33:21.800 I wasn't saying like,
01:33:23.520 oh,
01:33:23.920 it's me.
01:33:24.620 I was saying like,
01:33:25.440 this is a great question.
01:33:26.980 Like,
01:33:27.220 would you,
01:33:27.560 would you like to,
01:33:28.400 do you want to lose your virginity bad enough that you would actually let a dude do it at this point?
01:33:31.680 Oh,
01:33:32.040 no,
01:33:32.640 no,
01:33:33.280 no,
01:33:33.400 absolutely not.
01:33:35.000 Like, 0.99
01:33:35.200 the answer to this is obviously Cole coming from a blowjob because he could just get one from any other woman potentially. 0.99
01:33:42.160 Poor dude. 0.99
01:33:44.220 I don't think that's happening.
01:33:45.680 Dude,
01:33:45.980 you've never, 0.99
01:33:46.520 you've never came from a blowjob, 0.99
01:33:47.780 right? 0.99
01:33:48.280 Never.
01:33:49.200 Wow.
01:33:50.160 Insane. 0.85
01:33:50.840 Any woman ever.
01:33:51.940 Never?
01:33:52.960 Never.
01:33:53.640 Wow.
01:33:54.080 All right.
01:33:54.360 I don't think,
01:33:54.780 I don't think it's even really gotten even,
01:33:56.320 I don't think it's really gotten even close.
01:33:57.100 The way he says it,
01:33:58.180 do you hear the tone with which he says that?
01:34:00.060 He goes,
01:34:00.980 never.
01:34:01.980 The girl is recent from Tom Woods.
01:34:04.420 Not even,
01:34:05.140 did she do that? 1.00
01:34:05.900 Not even close for you?
01:34:07.580 No,
01:34:08.000 I didn't even,
01:34:08.440 no,
01:34:08.700 it's never,
01:34:09.120 it's never been close.
01:34:10.140 It's never even been to like,
01:34:11.300 was it good?
01:34:13.280 I mean,
01:34:13.520 they're all good.
01:34:14.440 I'm not saying they're bad.
01:34:15.580 I don't believe you.
01:34:16.160 It's true.
01:34:16.600 It's not,
01:34:17.000 no,
01:34:17.200 no,
01:34:17.320 wait a minute though. 0.99
01:34:18.980 The blowjobs are not bad. 1.00
01:34:20.340 You think, 0.99
01:34:20.680 you know,
01:34:21.060 you think it's good as in like,
01:34:22.620 it's novel.
01:34:23.520 Like,
01:34:23.680 ooh,
01:34:24.100 my peepee and a lady mouthy. 0.54
01:34:26.820 It's like,
01:34:27.280 it's like a child in the 40s getting a piece of candy.
01:34:30.000 Like,
01:34:30.180 it's not one of them.
01:34:30.940 It's good.
01:34:31.440 It's like,
01:34:31.660 but they're getting a schoozie roll.
01:34:33.040 It's like,
01:34:33.240 hold on,
01:34:33.680 a tit job for you where you're like,
01:34:35.060 ooh,
01:34:35.200 that's cool. 1.00
01:34:35.620 I put my dick between boobies. 1.00
01:34:36.780 Right. 1.00
01:34:37.080 But you're like,
01:34:37.480 it's not really what feels great.
01:34:39.420 Cole is the problem.
01:34:40.200 Okay,
01:34:40.460 continue. 0.99
01:34:40.760 The reason why he cannot come from a blowjob from a woman is because of what we've all been saying this whole time. 1.00
01:34:46.360 He is gay. 1.00
01:34:47.920 Hmm. 1.00
01:34:49.180 So they come from sex in the vagina? 1.00
01:34:51.600 Maybe, 1.00
01:34:52.300 but do you only come from doggy style?
01:34:54.540 So you like,
01:34:55.060 you, 0.88
01:34:55.280 and you married a lady who looks like a twink from behind? 1.00
01:34:57.560 Oh my God. 0.98
01:35:00.960 That was a little.
01:35:02.160 That was slow.
01:35:04.000 That's rough,
01:35:04.660 dude.
01:35:05.200 I think she's a beautiful woman.
01:35:06.840 No,
01:35:07.080 she's not going to let him come back.
01:35:08.520 No,
01:35:08.720 she's pretty,
01:35:09.260 but I'm just saying like,
01:35:10.180 she,
01:35:10.420 she has,
01:35:11.300 you know,
01:35:12.020 isn't that kind of a compliment to a girl?
01:35:14.500 Like,
01:35:14.680 you look like a twink. 0.73
01:35:15.660 Like, 0.96
01:35:16.220 yeah,
01:35:16.500 I didn't mean it as an insult.
01:35:18.200 You look feminine. 0.96
01:35:19.740 Okay.
01:35:21.640 Clint.
01:35:25.120 Sorry.
01:35:26.220 Sometimes I cross the line,
01:35:27.200 I don't mean to,
01:35:27.780 I don't know where the line is.
01:35:28.760 I think she's thickened up enough since having a baby that you're not,
01:35:32.300 you're not mistaking her for a dude anymore.
01:35:33.840 So you're saying, 0.99
01:35:34.860 but I'm good shit. 1.00
01:35:39.080 Daniel piece of fucking. 1.00
01:35:40.480 That's the thing is the blowjobs are never bad. 1.00
01:35:42.340 Like they're good. 0.98
01:35:43.160 Like you don't know. 0.99
01:35:44.460 You've never came from a blowjob. 0.99
01:35:46.420 You don't know what a good blowjob is. 0.99
01:35:48.160 Not, 0.99
01:35:48.540 you don't know.
01:35:49.320 I understand what you're saying though.
01:35:50.840 Objectively, 0.99
01:35:51.380 when you do get a blowjob, 0.97
01:35:52.880 no matter the quality, 0.98
01:35:54.360 it is.
01:35:54.780 No,
01:35:54.800 no,
01:35:54.920 the quality is good.
01:35:56.220 Like you don't know that.
01:35:57.820 No,
01:35:58.180 it's not.
01:35:58.820 It's not.
01:35:59.220 It's,
01:35:59.400 but it's like,
01:36:00.120 it's like having three seconds of a rollercoaster.
01:36:02.940 Like it's great. 0.99
01:36:04.180 But the revelations of the fucking mythical, 0.99
01:36:07.060 like, 0.99
01:36:07.320 this is my point.
01:36:08.280 He's describing,
01:36:09.380 he's describing it as a rollercoaster.
01:36:11.620 All rollercoasters are fun,
01:36:13.240 but they don't make you come.
01:36:15.140 Okay.
01:36:15.400 So,
01:36:16.400 so you don't,
01:36:18.400 don't try me on that.
01:36:20.580 I come all the time when I go on a rollercoaster.
01:36:22.880 Cole gets a redsword jerking up on a rollercoaster.
01:36:26.700 Why is this,
01:36:27.480 why is the seat in the rollercoaster all wet?
01:36:29.300 Oh,
01:36:29.460 Joe Rogan was riding it.
01:36:32.200 Burned it all over.
01:36:34.700 No, 0.69
01:36:35.180 seriously, 0.99
01:36:35.520 have you had a bad blowjob? 0.99
01:36:37.940 Yeah, 1.00
01:36:38.220 I've had a bad blowjob. 0.99
01:36:39.540 Oh, 0.99
01:36:39.820 I don't like it.
01:36:41.060 From another girl. 0.67
01:36:41.760 Actually,
01:36:43.820 yeah.
01:36:45.520 He meant,
01:36:46.340 he meant Liz,
01:36:47.260 dude.
01:36:48.480 No,
01:36:48.980 it was from another,
01:36:50.500 it was just like toothy.
01:36:52.160 Just,
01:36:52.380 I mean,
01:36:52.660 whatever.
01:36:53.400 So you do,
01:36:54.180 you do have some capacity for differentiation. 1.00
01:36:57.980 I know what feels good on my dick. 1.00
01:36:59.540 It's not like I don't know what, 1.00
01:37:01.020 like,
01:37:01.840 I don't know what,
01:37:03.260 like,
01:37:03.560 wet, 0.94
01:37:03.820 slippery,
01:37:04.280 warm.
01:37:04.500 I've never experienced what it is. 0.99
01:37:07.820 Can I please come from a blowjob? 0.99
01:37:10.060 She's just like, 1.00
01:37:10.460 never experienced your dick violently going in and out, 1.00
01:37:15.220 like deep down in a fucking throat, 1.00
01:37:16.560 like, 1.00
01:37:16.760 Oh my God.
01:37:18.580 No,
01:37:19.180 I've never had that.
01:37:21.580 Cool.
01:37:22.140 Cool.
01:37:22.440 With your, 0.90
01:37:22.820 with your butt cheeks, 0.99
01:37:24.020 they're like, 0.95
01:37:24.420 uh,
01:37:24.780 they're good size handles. 0.99
01:37:26.120 You should just ask her to grab your butt cheeks and just drill her face. 1.00
01:37:30.740 I should do. 0.99
01:37:31.260 I mean,
01:37:31.880 that's why I like that anyway.
01:37:34.060 I don't even understand how this is possible,
01:37:38.240 man.
01:37:38.360 Cause I would probably just like come from even like,
01:37:40.460 looking at a woman,
01:37:41.300 even like near me.
01:37:42.660 I agree.
01:37:43.980 Yeah.
01:37:44.180 You can't really,
01:37:44.780 you can't really relate either,
01:37:45.840 but maybe I have some,
01:37:48.180 I have some stamina.
01:37:49.420 How about that?
01:37:49.880 Get hard.
01:37:50.460 Oh my God.
01:37:51.720 That was all sober.
01:37:53.940 What?
01:37:55.060 I don't think,
01:37:55.740 I don't think so.
01:37:56.220 We'll be able to get hard.
01:37:57.260 If you know,
01:37:57.600 it actually,
01:37:58.220 it'd be,
01:37:58.820 he would,
01:37:59.220 he would get,
01:37:59.780 like some like, 0.95
01:38:01.800 like scared dick kind of thing where it's just like, 0.94
01:38:03.940 it doesn't want to, 0.97
01:38:04.820 it's called whiskey deck.
01:38:05.880 There's a term for that.
01:38:06.700 I love,
01:38:06.980 I love,
01:38:07.340 I love Toad's seriousness with what she has.
01:38:09.400 No,
01:38:09.740 but it's not true.
01:38:10.480 But he said,
01:38:11.020 he said you're sober.
01:38:12.280 Like he's saying like you,
01:38:13.540 you would just be sober now.
01:38:14.640 Yeah. 1.00
01:38:15.320 Is your dick hard right now? 1.00
01:38:16.860 Didn't think so. 1.00
01:38:18.600 I'm saying,
01:38:19.640 I'm looking at you,
01:38:20.560 Clint.
01:38:20.800 I just want to lay the groundwork.
01:38:27.200 I just want to lay,
01:38:27.800 I just want to put the facts out there. 0.99
01:38:29.500 The blowjobs are good. 0.99
01:38:31.000 They just don't go long enough to finish is all I'm saying. 0.99
01:38:34.340 Okay.
01:38:34.540 How long,
01:38:35.080 how long does Liz need to do it for you to come? 1.00
01:38:38.860 I don't,
01:38:39.380 that's,
01:38:39.920 I don't know.
01:38:40.660 I can't.
01:38:41.060 Just give me a ballpark.
01:38:42.740 This doesn't even make,
01:38:43.500 okay,
01:38:44.080 Clint,
01:38:44.500 let me know if you agree.
01:38:46.140 But like,
01:38:46.700 if you're getting like top shelf,
01:38:48.140 like head,
01:38:48.780 like,
01:38:49.100 and especially if you don't like slower down,
01:38:50.940 you'll not within like five minutes.
01:38:52.360 Like you will.
01:38:53.360 Like if you're getting like,
01:38:54.580 I don't think I've gotten past probably like 45 seconds.
01:38:58.660 You have to have a real specialist for that though.
01:39:00.580 And that's,
01:39:00.980 that's few and far between.
01:39:02.300 But my point is like,
01:39:03.040 even if you just get like,
01:39:03.740 so you're saying like 10 minutes, 0.99
01:39:05.000 10 minutes of a blowjob. 0.99
01:39:06.320 Good to really good head. 0.99
01:39:07.520 I still feel like you're probably not going to last more than like 15,
01:39:09.800 20 minutes.
01:39:10.240 My opinion,
01:39:10.960 if a chick, 1.00
01:39:12.040 if a chick goes down on you for 10 minutes and you don't come, 0.77
01:39:14.400 you're never going to.
01:39:16.080 That's because again,
01:39:17.240 like I,
01:39:17.860 I do understand.
01:39:20.800 The whole, 0.99
01:39:21.040 my jaw hurts shit. 0.98
01:39:22.060 I do understand how that could probably just be annoying for you. 0.99
01:39:25.000 Right?
01:39:25.620 Yeah.
01:39:26.300 Like,
01:39:26.560 that's what I'm saying.
01:39:30.600 Like,
01:39:30.740 there's no way,
01:39:31.580 like,
01:39:31.900 I'm going to be like,
01:39:32.700 yeah, 1.00
01:39:32.820 you have to suck on this for 10 minutes. 1.00
01:39:35.240 Like no fucking way. 1.00
01:39:36.940 Like, 0.99
01:39:37.160 it's like,
01:39:37.620 even,
01:39:37.880 this is why you're never going to come.
01:39:39.320 You have to give me,
01:39:40.400 all right,
01:39:40.680 then give me a time that you feel you could come.
01:39:43.640 That wouldn't be so overbearing. 0.99
01:39:45.720 Jose just said top shelf blowjobs. 0.99
01:39:47.900 Take five minutes to not. 0.99
01:39:49.400 the more I thought about that and I was like,
01:39:50.860 you know,
01:39:51.040 I'm over saying that.
01:39:52.180 I feel like good.
01:39:53.240 Top shelf.
01:39:53.820 Very good.
01:39:54.120 Like top shelf.
01:39:54.860 Three or four.
01:39:55.720 Yeah,
01:39:56.020 for real.
01:39:56.360 That's still a crazy amount of time.
01:39:58.780 I know somebody to like,
01:40:00.100 that's not a crazy amount of time.
01:40:01.820 Three to four minutes.
01:40:02.700 You have been abused,
01:40:04.980 sir.
01:40:05.480 Clint, 0.99
01:40:05.840 like you've gotten a few little sucks. 0.99
01:40:07.680 I'm like, 0.99
01:40:07.880 all right, 1.00
01:40:08.220 you got your blowjobs. 1.00
01:40:08.920 You suck a dick. 1.00
01:40:10.120 Clint, 1.00
01:40:10.480 you suck a dick for three to four minutes and tell me it's not a crazy amount of time. 1.00
01:40:14.140 I mean, 1.00
01:40:14.580 yeah,
01:40:15.180 I'm sure it would be torturous for me, 1.00
01:40:16.980 but I'm also not into that shit. 1.00
01:40:19.560 Cry me a river about that. 1.00
01:40:21.300 Cry me a river.
01:40:22.760 I don't care.
01:40:25.880 It's wild that you're at this point in life where you're like,
01:40:28.520 you know what?
01:40:29.080 Like I completely get it. 1.00
01:40:30.440 Why would my wife and I suck my dick for two minutes? 1.00
01:40:31.860 But I do. 1.00
01:40:32.580 I'm putting myself in her shoes. 1.00
01:40:34.200 You have psyoped yourself into never coming from a blowjob. 1.00
01:40:36.940 This is crazy. 1.00
01:40:37.740 That's true.
01:40:38.240 She's trained you.
01:40:38.880 She's trained you.
01:40:40.180 It's crazy.
01:40:41.180 In many,
01:40:41.900 now you got to ask her,
01:40:42.820 how many,
01:40:43.100 how many other ways has she trained you that you don't know?
01:40:46.180 You know what?
01:40:46.820 Real quick.
01:40:47.900 I guarantee you this was her being like,
01:40:49.900 well, 1.00
01:40:50.060 would you want to suck a dick for five minutes? 1.00
01:40:51.880 And then he goes, 1.00
01:40:53.360 yeah,
01:40:53.820 you're right.
01:40:56.200 But then he'll go down on her.
01:40:57.800 Then he'll go down on her for an hour. 1.00
01:40:59.220 His tongue's fucking just breaking. 1.00
01:41:00.960 And he never puts two and two together. 1.00
01:41:03.840 Do you go down on her for more than she goes down on you?
01:41:07.500 I mean,
01:41:07.780 I have,
01:41:08.260 but it's not like,
01:41:09.020 yeah,
01:41:09.160 yeah,
01:41:09.320 you have,
01:41:10.320 but that's it.
01:41:11.860 But it's like,
01:41:12.340 anything's more than zero.
01:41:17.660 That is rough,
01:41:18.700 dude.
01:41:18.960 That's mean.
01:41:19.620 That's mean.
01:41:19.960 Dude, 1.00
01:41:20.300 she's going to beat the shit out of you as soon as it ends. 1.00
01:41:23.040 Title of this episode is going to have something to do with this conversation. 0.98
01:41:27.500 Probably.
01:41:28.100 She's going to beat you. 1.00
01:41:29.000 She's going to beat the brakes off your dumb ass. 1.00
01:41:30.620 But the sex is so good. 1.00
01:41:31.700 It's like, 1.00
01:41:31.960 I don't even need a blowjob. 1.00
01:41:32.940 I don't believe you. 1.00
01:41:33.660 I don't believe that.
01:41:34.200 Title of the episode,
01:41:34.960 Liz Sucks. 1.00
01:41:35.860 No. 0.99
01:41:37.760 She's the picture of Liz.
01:41:39.100 Oh dude,
01:41:40.540 that graphic,
01:41:41.140 that graphic is perfect. 0.98
01:41:45.700 Liz Sucks. 1.00
01:41:47.080 Oh no. 1.00
01:41:49.280 Just married with children.
01:41:52.080 But does she though?
01:41:52.960 I mean,
01:41:53.220 that's the joke.
01:41:53.860 That's why like,
01:41:54.280 so she gets upset.
01:41:55.080 You're like,
01:41:55.320 no,
01:41:55.480 we're saying you didn't.
01:41:56.060 Oh no, 0.99
01:41:56.420 we should say Liz doesn't suck. 1.00
01:41:57.960 Liz doesn't suck. 1.00
01:41:58.980 Liz doesn't suck. 1.00
01:42:01.020 Oh, 0.98
01:42:01.260 that's cool too.
01:42:02.560 Cause you're like,
01:42:03.040 how can you get upset about that? 0.99
01:42:04.020 We're saying you don't suck. 1.00
01:42:04.740 We have figured out a way to insult your wife without insulting your wife. 1.00
01:42:11.980 This is perfect.
01:42:15.340 Oh my God.
01:42:16.760 I'm getting sad. 1.00
01:42:18.360 She's a blowjob suck, 1.00
01:42:19.540 but on the bright side, 1.00
01:42:20.380 she lays there like a champ. 1.00
01:42:21.740 Oh my God.
01:42:27.740 Oh my God.
01:42:29.740 Oh my God.
01:42:31.740 Oh my God. 1.00
01:42:34.740 God damn it. 1.00
01:42:39.640 That's so messed up. 1.00
01:42:41.320 Does she ride at all? 0.81
01:42:42.540 Does she lay there the whole time?
01:42:43.580 Be honest.
01:42:44.220 Dude,
01:42:44.480 I'm telling you,
01:42:45.000 it's so good.
01:42:46.220 I'm telling you.
01:42:47.240 That's not an answer.
01:42:48.540 She lays there so good.
01:42:52.260 That's not what I was saying.
01:42:54.200 She is unbelievably stoic.
01:42:55.880 Let me tell you.
01:42:56.580 Hey,
01:42:57.220 that's what I'm saying.
01:42:58.140 The gene is pretty great.
01:42:59.580 That's the thing.
01:42:59.940 It's just like,
01:43:00.520 why,
01:43:00.760 why,
01:43:01.140 why settle for just mouth?
01:43:02.920 Oh yeah. 0.99
01:43:03.280 Listen to the retard named not Ron. 1.00
01:43:05.400 Who gives a fuck what he thinks? 1.00
01:43:07.720 He's right though. 0.99
01:43:08.580 He's right.
01:43:09.000 Yeah,
01:43:09.120 no,
01:43:09.300 it is great.
01:43:10.120 You don't, 0.98
01:43:10.860 you don't have to do shit with it. 0.99
01:43:14.460 No. 0.98
01:43:14.860 Yeah,
01:43:15.020 he's right.
01:43:15.480 It's,
01:43:15.680 it's the design. 1.00
01:43:16.500 You're only supposed to be in the pussy, 1.00
01:43:18.780 which is the only thing that I skip. 1.00
01:43:19.820 You skip.
01:43:20.940 Yeah,
01:43:21.180 I know. 1.00
01:43:21.620 I skip the pussy. 1.00
01:43:24.060 Yeah, 1.00
01:43:24.320 so I'm,
01:43:25.400 there's something wrong with me.
01:43:26.560 You're out of your depth here,
01:43:27.760 Toad.
01:43:28.120 You're out of your depth. 0.91
01:43:29.900 Oh my God,
01:43:30.440 Liz,
01:43:30.580 don't listen to them.
01:43:31.140 JC is. 0.99
01:43:32.200 The mouth and the butthole were not designed for it, 0.99
01:43:35.620 man. 0.99
01:43:35.800 But you skip all three,
01:43:36.780 so what's your explanation?
01:43:38.360 Yeah.
01:43:39.160 We're going over here,
01:43:39.980 get all three holes, 0.99
01:43:40.660 and you ain't getting shit, 1.00
01:43:41.300 dog. 1.00
01:43:43.420 You think Liz will watch this? 0.99
01:43:45.140 Does she watch the show?
01:43:45.780 I think she's already asleep.
01:43:46.300 She's in the chat.
01:43:47.320 She was in the chat,
01:43:48.420 but she's probably asleep.
01:43:49.280 Does she watch it like in the car or something?
01:43:51.000 Only when it's locked.
01:43:51.800 No, 1.00
01:43:51.880 fuck no. 1.00
01:43:52.660 Oh, 1.00
01:43:52.820 is that why like it's always when you start talking shit about her, 0.98
01:43:55.120 it's like the last third is when that happens usually in the episode. 0.99
01:43:58.080 It's the only 30 minutes he knows he's safe.
01:44:00.460 Oh,
01:44:00.900 we got it.
01:44:01.300 We got to click this and show it to her.
01:44:02.940 Oh,
01:44:03.300 God.
01:44:04.540 The title's Liz doesn't stop.
01:44:06.260 She's going,
01:44:06.620 what?
01:44:09.060 They must have talked about me.
01:44:10.360 I'm going to go back and finish that.
01:44:11.900 Yo,
01:44:12.140 I shared like, 0.98
01:44:12.920 I shared like a dozen things in the fucking chat throughout the week. 0.96
01:44:15.960 Is there anything else, 0.98
01:44:16.620 Tyler?
01:44:17.100 I just,
01:44:17.720 like,
01:44:18.100 I remember you doing that,
01:44:19.200 and there were some really good stuff in there.
01:44:20.560 A few more things.
01:44:21.140 We were using that chat too much for chit chat.
01:44:23.480 I know we like to talk to Tyler,
01:44:25.000 but I was trying to go through during the show and like,
01:44:27.160 I was like way,
01:44:28.700 way,
01:44:28.840 and I still haven't even got like.
01:44:29.600 I mean,
01:44:29.620 Clint,
01:44:29.840 you did put the real purpose of pyramids in there.
01:44:33.180 Oh,
01:44:33.580 that was my mistake.
01:44:34.360 That was for top.
01:44:35.220 Sorry.
01:44:35.780 The,
01:44:35.980 the top rated thing is the AI bullying.
01:44:40.540 I don't know what that is exactly.
01:44:42.600 AI bullying.
01:44:43.440 Oh,
01:44:43.600 that was what Cole already talked about.
01:44:45.720 I believe.
01:44:46.300 Oh,
01:44:46.500 we got this.
01:44:46.960 Yo,
01:44:47.200 run this.
01:44:47.740 Kirstie Alley. 0.69
01:44:48.480 Yeah,
01:44:48.580 don't,
01:44:48.860 don't,
01:44:49.160 don't give any explanation.
01:44:50.700 Just run it.
01:44:51.380 All right.
01:44:52.000 I get there.
01:44:53.120 And I got there and my sister and I,
01:44:54.740 we were all sitting in this waiting room and we were sobbing.
01:44:57.680 And as I'm crying,
01:44:58.480 I said,
01:44:58.780 my sister's here and I wasn't looking at her,
01:45:00.180 but I said,
01:45:00.740 where were they going?
01:45:03.740 And she said,
01:45:04.900 to a Halloween party.
01:45:08.680 This is how her parents died.
01:45:09.920 And I said,
01:45:10.840 what were they dressed as?
01:45:12.460 Why would you ask this?
01:45:14.060 Why would you?
01:45:15.040 And she said,
01:45:16.800 the odd couple.
01:45:18.540 And I said,
01:45:19.180 oh,
01:45:19.440 I'm thinking,
01:45:20.480 what odd couple,
01:45:22.500 Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon.
01:45:24.080 Well,
01:45:26.300 what were their costumes exactly?
01:45:28.760 She said,
01:45:29.120 mom was a black girl and dad was a Ku Klux Klan member.
01:45:32.760 And the whole family,
01:45:38.320 I guess,
01:45:38.680 had heard this conversation and we all started laughing.
01:45:41.460 And it was the greatest tribute that you could give my mother.
01:45:45.020 You know,
01:45:45.680 at the get there.
01:45:46.300 Bro,
01:45:46.640 that is,
01:45:47.120 that is like the ultimate tower gang fan right there.
01:45:49.560 Kirstie Alley is the biggest tower gang fan. 0.67
01:45:51.940 She's dead.
01:45:52.980 Dude,
01:45:53.220 it's so funny because like,
01:45:54.180 it's not just,
01:45:55.260 because literally her parent,
01:45:57.040 her mom died doing blackface and her dad died.
01:46:01.440 Can you imagine the EMTs rolling up on that wreck?
01:46:07.140 Dude,
01:46:07.420 there's a couple of black EMTs and they're like,
01:46:09.620 we could save them,
01:46:10.340 but they're like,
01:46:10.860 no,
01:46:11.040 no,
01:46:12.380 no.
01:46:13.680 Like the dad,
01:46:14.340 the dad,
01:46:14.700 yo,
01:46:14.900 the dad was actually still alive.
01:46:16.360 When the EMTs got there,
01:46:17.240 they just choked the life out of them.
01:46:20.140 They're like,
01:46:20.740 man,
01:46:20.940 we almost saved this woman from getting burned at the stake.
01:46:23.340 It was like,
01:46:23.840 who was in the process of lynching her? 1.00
01:46:28.760 Oh my God.
01:46:29.940 At Kirstie Alley's funeral,
01:46:31.480 she requested to give in makeup so that she was in blackface and she was wearing a white hood at the same time as a tribute.
01:46:37.840 Just think about how far our civilization has declined that Kirstie Alley was able to say that to Barbara Walters of all people.
01:46:43.980 And it was fine.
01:46:45.180 And everybody laughed.
01:46:45.900 And now it's just like, 0.99
01:46:47.180 that would be a fucking, 0.99
01:46:48.000 that would be a five alarm fire. 1.00
01:46:49.520 She would have to go on a fucking media tour apologizing to everybody. 1.00
01:46:52.320 That's just, 0.99
01:46:52.920 the world was so much better in the nineties.
01:46:55.040 I can't even,
01:46:55.940 you know,
01:46:56.300 I,
01:46:56.460 you know,
01:46:56.740 I think I was looking back on it because I watched a podcast about like the OJ Simpson trial.
01:47:01.060 I think that was the turning point on when America became retarded about race was the OJ Simpson trial. 0.99
01:47:06.580 It just changed every,
01:47:07.540 like,
01:47:07.720 I guess it goes back a little bit further to the,
01:47:09.900 the Rodney King riots.
01:47:10.920 That was one thing.
01:47:11.800 It was the Rodney King riots and the, 1.00
01:47:13.360 the stupid fucking police had to kill that. 1.00
01:47:16.480 They didn't even kill him. 1.00
01:47:17.120 Did they?
01:47:17.920 Rodney King.
01:47:18.940 And then,
01:47:19.220 he said,
01:47:20.060 can't we all just get along?
01:47:20.960 He was,
01:47:21.360 he was like trying to chill things out.
01:47:22.920 That was like the Ruby Ridge and the Waco kind of deal.
01:47:25.580 We'll be Jewish.
01:47:26.760 Jewish Psy Ops made, 0.98
01:47:29.740 made black people popular in America.
01:47:31.520 That's what you're saying.
01:47:32.540 No,
01:47:32.900 no,
01:47:33.100 no.
01:47:33.280 I'm saying like,
01:47:34.080 no,
01:47:34.540 because they were popular before that.
01:47:35.960 Like you had like popular black guys before that,
01:47:37.960 but I'm saying it was,
01:47:38.860 name one.
01:47:39.800 You can't.
01:47:40.920 Magic Johnson.
01:47:42.980 And they gave him AIDS.
01:47:45.260 When people say make America great again,
01:47:47.040 they're talking about the 1950s.
01:47:48.480 And when they're talking about the 1950s, 0.87
01:47:49.880 they're talking about a time before America was perverted by Jews. 0.99
01:47:52.900 So therefore they are racist. 0.72
01:47:54.780 When you say make America great again,
01:47:56.500 you're talking about like,
01:47:57.820 like get rid of those,
01:47:59.520 the time when we got Psy Ops into all this,
01:48:02.040 like,
01:48:02.820 but I'm saying,
01:48:03.620 but I'm saying even from the fifties to the nineties,
01:48:05.860 like the early nineties, 0.99
01:48:06.860 it was fine until fucking Rodney King. 0.99
01:48:09.360 And then the OJ trial, 0.99
01:48:10.480 the Rodney King was bad because it like, 0.82
01:48:12.100 it kind of spurred things on.
01:48:13.260 The OJ trial was the,
01:48:15.020 like they literally,
01:48:15.900 the,
01:48:16.060 the jurors were saying,
01:48:17.060 we said,
01:48:17.900 no,
01:48:18.200 he wasn't guilty because Rodney King,
01:48:21.060 like we were like,
01:48:21.820 that's literally what some have jurors have said. 0.99
01:48:23.900 And I think that's where all this bullshit started. 0.97
01:48:25.500 That is what happened in the OJ case. 0.99
01:48:26.720 But it was just,
01:48:27.320 everything was just getting worse.
01:48:28.600 It was judicial reparations and it created a lot of animosity. 1.00
01:48:32.160 I agree with top and we need to MAGA this shit, 1.00
01:48:34.600 make America go away again. 1.00
01:48:36.620 Let's do it.
01:48:37.640 Wait,
01:48:37.840 what?
01:48:38.000 I like what top's gray.
01:48:39.220 Oh,
01:48:39.540 Oh,
01:48:40.660 because,
01:48:41.260 Oh, 0.94
01:48:41.480 because he was hating on Jewish people.
01:48:43.200 I understand Samuel.
01:48:44.760 Yeah,
01:48:45.240 it is true,
01:48:46.320 right?
01:48:47.160 No,
01:48:49.340 because I feel like,
01:48:50.000 I feel like even in the eighties,
01:48:52.000 think about the eighties,
01:48:52.640 we were doing so good.
01:48:54.060 Do I think,
01:48:54.640 do I think, 0.99
01:48:54.980 was it organic that fucking Michael Jordan was the greatest gift of basketball ever? 0.99
01:48:59.900 And he became every young white kid's hero. 0.99
01:49:02.720 Do I think that was a Jewish plot? 0.87
01:49:04.520 No,
01:49:04.780 the George Floyd riots were organic.
01:49:07.560 No,
01:49:08.060 but that's not what I said. 1.00
01:49:08.960 Motherfucker. 1.00
01:49:09.460 He said something three years ago. 1.00
01:49:10.640 What I'm saying,
01:49:11.260 Michael Jordan,
01:49:12.640 his last name is Jordan.
01:49:14.480 I don't know.
01:49:14.820 Those same events move culture in a certain direction.
01:49:18.220 And I'm saying it started with Rodney King.
01:49:20.320 I'm saying that's where the start.
01:49:22.440 So you're blaming the Jewish attorneys.
01:49:24.320 Again,
01:49:24.880 Rodney,
01:49:25.260 no,
01:49:25.460 Rodney King, 0.98
01:49:26.460 another black guy get shot. 0.94
01:49:28.780 No, 0.99
01:49:28.960 he just got beat with batons.
01:49:29.980 He got, 1.00
01:49:30.340 he got the absolute shit beat out of him. 0.99
01:49:32.640 That's not how he got beat. 0.99
01:49:33.580 But that happens all the time.
01:49:34.720 Actually,
01:49:35.140 you know what?
01:49:35.540 Pull up the footage,
01:49:36.280 Tyler.
01:49:36.860 You can,
01:49:37.220 we can watch it on YouTube.
01:49:38.120 No,
01:49:38.140 no.
01:49:38.320 What made it unique is that it was,
01:49:39.900 it was caught on,
01:49:40.700 like, 0.99
01:49:41.700 fucking one of those shoulder mounted VHS by some person on the freeway. 0.99
01:49:45.980 Like, 0.99
01:49:46.120 had that footage not come out.
01:49:47.580 It serves a narrative.
01:49:48.820 That's it.
01:49:49.600 That's all that.
01:49:49.920 But your,
01:49:50.540 your,
01:49:50.860 your assertion that it's a Jewish plot is unfounded.
01:49:53.580 Give me,
01:49:53.840 give me evidence that it was the Jews that were perpetuating this. 0.96
01:49:56.820 Like,
01:49:56.920 I don't see it.
01:49:57.740 Have you heard of it in real?
01:49:59.000 I can tell you,
01:50:00.680 Tom's like,
01:50:01.580 who benefited?
01:50:02.880 Who benefited?
01:50:04.100 Who benefits all the time?
01:50:05.920 Who benefited?
01:50:06.440 Okay,
01:50:06.880 here's how I know.
01:50:07.960 Here's how I know.
01:50:08.540 K-bono. 0.99
01:50:09.020 K-bono. 0.99
01:50:09.420 Look at any,
01:50:10.120 look at any commercial today.
01:50:13.040 Okay?
01:50:13.700 Yeah.
01:50:14.540 You'll see a white woman, 0.89
01:50:16.260 and a black man,
01:50:17.240 and a Chinese baby.
01:50:18.380 100% of the time.
01:50:19.740 It was just,
01:50:20.120 Tyler actually brought it up.
01:50:21.280 Here's the actual footage of him.
01:50:22.640 Rodney King beating.
01:50:23.900 The county grand jury said,
01:50:25.020 no,
01:50:25.280 that will be the extent
01:50:26.220 of the criminal chain.
01:50:27.040 17 other so-called police bystanders at the BDC will not be ended.
01:50:30.520 And he was like legit slow, too.
01:50:32.520 A development noted with frustration by the Los Angeles County Attorney.
01:50:38.720 Bro, 0.99
01:50:39.460 they beat the shit out of him. 0.98
01:50:41.880 Look, 0.98
01:50:42.360 Tom,
01:50:42.500 I'm not saying that there isn't manipulation
01:50:45.660 when it comes to media coverage
01:50:47.420 and things like that,
01:50:48.320 but I'm not seeing,
01:50:50.240 I'm not connecting the dots
01:50:51.360 from all of the Marxist ideology
01:50:54.100 and psychological operations
01:50:55.280 that are being run against us
01:50:57.880 across the institutions,
01:50:59.120 and it connecting all of the time
01:51:01.820 to Jewish people.
01:51:02.980 Here's the thing.
01:51:04.320 They're running the advertisements
01:51:05.680 and the media
01:51:06.540 and the entertainment
01:51:07.200 that is telling young white women 1.00
01:51:09.400 to fuck black guys, 1.00
01:51:11.260 but then if you say, 1.00
01:51:12.300 I think that,
01:51:13.000 you know,
01:51:13.360 Jews should go ahead 1.00
01:51:14.820 and mix it up, 0.99
01:51:15.440 they get mad at you.
01:51:16.940 And then you have to ask,
01:51:18.360 who owned the boats?
01:51:20.080 You have to go all the way back
01:51:21.240 to the 1600s.
01:51:22.700 Wait up,
01:51:23.020 is that not true, though?
01:51:24.180 If you told Rabbi Shmuley, 0.99
01:51:26.160 your daughter should marry a black guy, 1.00
01:51:27.600 he'd call you anti-Semitic. 1.00
01:51:28.860 I feel like this is a weird, 0.95
01:51:31.920 you're like straw manning
01:51:33.080 something that we're not arguing about.
01:51:35.060 You're not arguing it.
01:51:35.960 What are we arguing about?
01:51:37.040 I was just saying that 0.99
01:51:38.380 all this bullshit started 1.00
01:51:39.620 with the Rodney King, 1.00
01:51:40.680 but also from that,
01:51:42.480 there's some things
01:51:43.260 that you forget about the OJ trial,
01:51:45.380 like the cop that they tried to,
01:51:47.200 that the star witness.
01:51:48.440 They said he was a Nazi.
01:51:49.540 I'm Mark Furman.
01:51:50.040 He said this.
01:51:51.420 From the prosecutors,
01:51:53.640 and the defense was like,
01:51:55.000 have you ever said the N-word?
01:51:56.320 And he said,
01:51:56.980 no,
01:51:57.360 never.
01:51:58.360 And they kept asking him,
01:51:59.160 and he said,
01:51:59.340 no,
01:51:59.500 never.
01:51:59.840 Then they brought out a film,
01:52:01.340 and they were like,
01:52:01.780 Rodney said it 40 times.
01:52:04.340 Then he said it 42 times
01:52:06.180 in a film and video.
01:52:09.280 In one take?
01:52:11.240 It was one.
01:52:12.160 Mark Furman, 0.99
01:52:13.180 real ass dude of the week. 0.99
01:52:14.420 All he had to do 0.99
01:52:15.340 was just say, 1.00
01:52:16.340 fuck yeah, 1.00
01:52:16.880 I said it. 1.00
01:52:17.260 It has nothing to do
01:52:18.160 with this case.
01:52:20.080 Tyler,
01:52:20.560 Tyler,
01:52:20.860 look it up.
01:52:21.320 Because they played it in court.
01:52:22.400 You can find it.
01:52:23.220 I remember it as a child.
01:52:24.660 I was like,
01:52:25.020 this is hysterical.
01:52:25.940 And then after that,
01:52:27.960 dude,
01:52:28.280 after that,
01:52:29.280 they go,
01:52:30.320 he was like,
01:52:30.860 to defend it,
01:52:31.420 he was like,
01:52:31.980 well,
01:52:32.580 it's the LAPD's,
01:52:35.100 like,
01:52:35.500 it's their standard procedure 1.00
01:52:37.900 to beat black men. 1.00
01:52:40.120 It was their standard practice 0.99
01:52:42.480 to plant evidence on black men 0.99
01:52:44.960 and to beat them up 1.00
01:52:45.820 and to call them the N-word. 0.65
01:52:47.360 It was just like,
01:52:48.280 my hands are tied here.
01:52:49.740 They're like,
01:52:50.180 I'm just doing what the boss told me.
01:52:52.580 It's so insane, dude.
01:52:54.260 That's all that it is.
01:52:55.200 It's crazy propaganda
01:52:56.260 that they're allowed to show us
01:52:57.620 and then you say,
01:52:58.140 who are they?
01:52:58.920 And every time, dude,
01:53:00.440 this is why I went after
01:53:01.200 the Daily Wire guy
01:53:03.140 because he's telling people like,
01:53:05.800 it's like,
01:53:06.240 it's subversion on so many levels
01:53:08.020 in everything.
01:53:09.360 And you're telling your audience
01:53:10.480 of what happened to be
01:53:11.620 six million people
01:53:12.440 that they should just be happy
01:53:14.840 in their nine to five cubicles
01:53:16.280 subscribing to the Daily Wire.
01:53:17.800 And I was like,
01:53:18.400 you're not going to tell
01:53:18.940 one of these people
01:53:19.760 that you're actually living
01:53:20.880 a better life
01:53:21.500 because you've opened up your doors?
01:53:23.140 No, not for them.
01:53:24.620 I agree with your prescription
01:53:25.900 to your listeners
01:53:27.140 that they ought to be pursuing
01:53:28.840 a more fulfilling life
01:53:30.780 and entrepreneurial path
01:53:31.840 and all those things
01:53:32.460 and family and all that.
01:53:33.420 It's all great.
01:53:33.920 You can do both.
01:53:34.380 But that does not connect back
01:53:36.560 to Jewish people
01:53:38.020 being responsible 0.98
01:53:38.780 for all of the bad things
01:53:40.860 happening in civilization.
01:53:42.140 It's not all the bad things. 0.97
01:53:43.040 There's also black people, Top. 0.85
01:53:44.580 How quickly you forget. 0.98
01:53:46.240 It's just one more
01:53:47.020 that's pursuing. 0.99
01:53:47.380 That was a fucking funny joke. 1.00
01:53:48.740 Fuck you guys. 1.00
01:53:51.680 By the way, Clint, 1.00
01:53:52.180 you do remember the OJ trial
01:53:54.040 like vividly?
01:53:56.140 I was 25.
01:53:58.660 Yeah, rest in peace.
01:53:59.140 We never actually talked about OJ.
01:54:00.720 Like, you know,
01:54:01.280 we never actually talked about it.
01:54:02.160 Gone too soon.
01:54:03.340 I think so.
01:54:04.960 Real legend.
01:54:05.420 One of the biggest cultural moments.
01:54:07.300 Unbelievable running back.
01:54:08.520 Great actor.
01:54:10.000 What did he die? 0.88
01:54:10.720 Great murderer.
01:54:12.520 Top 10 murderer of all time. 0.78
01:54:14.760 I'm going to put it out there.
01:54:15.260 I'm going to put it out there.
01:54:16.900 He did it and got it away.
01:54:18.400 He did it and got it away with it?
01:54:19.680 I'm going to put it out there.
01:54:20.420 Call me crazy.
01:54:21.380 I'm going to put it out there.
01:54:23.060 The juice is loose.
01:54:24.320 Dude, you know how wild it is 0.94
01:54:25.700 for a black dude 1.00
01:54:26.300 to decapitate his white wife 1.00
01:54:28.420 and be away with it? 1.00
01:54:29.000 You know you can find
01:54:30.160 the actual autopsy photos of that?
01:54:33.360 It was apparently like
01:54:34.540 it's completely
01:54:35.880 like he almost completely
01:54:37.420 got it all the way off.
01:54:38.160 It's only like
01:54:38.560 on the back of her neck
01:54:39.840 there's a little skin
01:54:40.440 keeping it on.
01:54:41.060 Yeah, her spine.
01:54:42.180 That's the only thing
01:54:42.800 that kept her head off. 0.98
01:54:43.700 Listen, man.
01:54:44.260 Why wouldn't there be
01:54:44.920 a piece of skin?
01:54:46.560 It's crazy that we can like
01:54:47.900 It was the son that did it
01:54:49.060 but it's what it looks like.
01:54:50.220 Somebody that did that?
01:54:51.620 No, I think it was OJ
01:54:52.540 but like he could come
01:54:53.380 and be like,
01:54:53.800 hey, Twitterverse
01:54:54.680 and everyone's like, 0.99
01:54:55.360 oh shit, OJ's back. 0.99
01:54:56.780 It's OJ in the house. 1.00
01:54:58.840 It's so crazy that
01:55:00.160 oh, is this the actual
01:55:01.160 Furman tapes?
01:55:01.860 Yeah, I sent it.
01:55:02.820 Yo, run it. 0.84
01:55:03.400 This is what I want
01:55:04.380 in my life.
01:55:04.880 It's kind of a long video
01:55:05.920 but we'll get into it.
01:55:06.800 Do you want to try 0.99
01:55:07.080 to find a bridge on a nigger? 1.00
01:55:08.300 Take a tap on it. 0.99
01:55:10.300 It's not like
01:55:11.020 you're really listening
01:55:11.900 to their words
01:55:12.460 because you key
01:55:14.040 on what's the truth
01:55:15.440 and what is it.
01:55:16.440 First thing, 1.00
01:55:17.020 anything out of a nigger's mouth 1.00
01:55:18.200 for the first five or six sentences 1.00
01:55:19.980 is a fucking line. 1.00
01:55:21.000 I've heard far out 1.00
01:55:22.060 with a place
01:55:22.460 you can't do what
01:55:22.900 you're talking about
01:55:23.500 standing.
01:55:24.540 What's the difference?
01:55:25.240 and you know
01:55:26.880 we can't get it
01:55:27.540 but they were in time
01:55:29.280 so I could pick up
01:55:30.040 three or four sentences
01:55:30.580 and bring up the station
01:55:31.180 take one of the basements
01:55:32.220 and talk to them
01:55:33.240 and ask them questions
01:55:34.180 and bring them up
01:55:34.860 sitting down
01:55:35.280 and lay them
01:55:36.180 and base 12 podcast.
01:55:37.540 Thanks guys.
01:55:38.800 Can you imagine
01:55:43.380 being in these drops?
01:55:44.800 How is the jury
01:55:45.720 not convinced
01:55:46.640 by this guy?
01:55:47.300 I'm an English teacher.
01:56:02.140 Yo, pause it, pause it, pause it.
01:56:04.940 This is
01:56:05.600 how has this not been
01:56:06.940 how has this not been
01:56:08.960 like every
01:56:09.600 like comedy podcast
01:56:10.800 has just played this
01:56:12.080 because this is
01:56:12.980 a goldmine.
01:56:14.900 He goes 0.76
01:56:15.280 my beat is the Mexican gangs 0.98
01:56:18.960 I don't speak Spanish
01:56:20.480 I teach Spanish
01:56:21.540 I teach English.
01:56:23.460 Did you speak English?
01:56:25.000 You had a central boss
01:56:26.360 say this.
01:56:27.220 Bro it's literally
01:56:27.940 he was literally saying
01:56:29.140 he was like
01:56:29.600 he would take down
01:56:30.800 like he would be like
01:56:31.540 I bring in
01:56:32.160 he'd bring in five
01:56:32.740 he'd bring in five dudes
01:56:34.140 take one into the basement 0.99
01:56:35.160 beat the fuck out of him 1.00
01:56:35.980 and then kill us. 1.00
01:56:37.020 He's like 1.00
01:56:37.220 I don't even have to
01:56:37.780 send my question 1.00
01:56:38.260 I just beat the dog shit 1.00
01:56:39.380 out of him 1.00
01:56:39.740 and bring him up 0.57
01:56:40.520 and the next guy's like
01:56:41.560 alright wait
01:56:42.200 here's what you
01:56:42.760 know about your second
01:56:44.320 he's like
01:56:45.340 make a American great again guys
01:56:46.960 he said
01:56:48.180 he said
01:56:49.140 the first five or six sentences 0.98
01:56:50.620 of a black guy's mouth 1.00
01:56:51.540 is a lie 1.00
01:56:52.300 this is
01:56:56.040 you gotta really cue in
01:56:57.260 on that seventh sentence
01:56:58.160 that's where you're making
01:56:58.840 a little bit of truth
01:56:59.400 the judge
01:56:59.680 the judge in the OJ case
01:57:01.100 his wife was the
01:57:02.680 like the chief of police
01:57:04.400 for the LA police 0.98
01:57:05.760 which is so fucking funny 0.93
01:57:07.280 hey hey 0.98
01:57:08.280 don't ever hook us again 1.00
01:57:09.880 that is the gayest shit ever 1.00
01:57:11.100 what the fuck 1.00
01:57:11.280 we even finished 1.00
01:57:12.120 I would watch the rest
01:57:13.580 of this video
01:57:14.140 of him just talking
01:57:14.840 did you do that
01:57:15.300 did you hook us
01:57:16.060 I just heard that 1.00
01:57:17.240 you're a real piece of shit 1.00
01:57:18.240 we can finish that 1.00
01:57:20.080 we can watch more
01:57:20.840 Mark Furman next week
01:57:22.200 tune in next week
01:57:23.260 we will be breaking down
01:57:24.380 frame by frame
01:57:25.220 the Mark Furman
01:57:26.220 says the n-word
01:57:27.180 55 times
01:57:28.060 video
01:57:29.060 we can really make that
01:57:29.960 we can make that
01:57:30.600 like 45 minutes
01:57:31.520 of the show next week
01:57:32.140 he was just about
01:57:32.720 the work about 0.95
01:57:33.320 how black people smell 1.00
01:57:34.760 so that ties into 0.99
01:57:35.620 by the way
01:57:36.020 that's as bad as
01:57:37.240 like if we were on court
01:57:38.520 and they asked us
01:57:39.460 the same question
01:57:40.100 have you ever said
01:57:40.560 the n-word
01:57:40.860 and we go
01:57:41.300 no
01:57:41.860 never
01:57:42.700 never
01:57:43.060 never ever
01:57:44.300 and then they just
01:57:44.920 run into clips
01:57:45.620 of Tower King
01:57:46.540 Tyler's the lawyer
01:57:48.120 pulling up clip
01:57:48.920 after clip
01:57:49.440 remember how
01:57:53.320 in the Rittenhouse case
01:57:55.080 like when the lawyer
01:57:55.800 was just like 0.87
01:57:56.420 whenever the pedophile 0.94
01:57:59.320 said he did 0.93
01:58:00.380 pull a gun on him 0.99
01:58:01.200 he was going to kill him 1.00
01:58:01.940 that's going to be 0.56
01:58:03.120 Tyler whenever we go
01:58:03.860 they go
01:58:04.280 have you said the n-word
01:58:05.020 and we go
01:58:05.380 no
01:58:06.100 and Tyler just goes
01:58:06.900 oh my god
01:58:07.460 dude the best part
01:58:08.860 when they pull my
01:58:09.940 highlight reel
01:58:10.760 it'll just be me saying 0.99
01:58:12.200 tote the type of nigga 1.00
01:58:13.000 over and over again 1.00
01:58:13.700 they were like
01:58:16.480 who's this tote guy
01:58:17.480 love you guys
01:58:19.500 you know who tote is
01:58:20.120 you can find out
01:58:20.840 next week on Wednesday
01:58:21.680 or just rewind here
01:58:23.080 peace out guys 0.99
01:58:24.020 see you bitches 1.00
01:58:24.900 that's crazy 1.00
01:58:26.320 I'm that type of nigga 1.00
01:58:27.340 you're muted 1.00
01:58:35.660 dummy 1.00
01:58:36.380 motherfucker 1.00
01:58:37.660 I mute myself 1.00
01:58:39.220 so they don't hear me
01:58:40.500 a two out of two
01:58:41.620 tower show
01:58:42.340 once again
01:58:43.040 remember
01:58:43.400 if you try to see
01:58:45.020 if you want to see
01:58:45.640 the pre-show
01:58:46.220 which we talk about
01:58:47.000 amazing stuff in there
01:58:47.940 go to local
01:58:49.780 sign up
01:58:50.460 you'll get the link
01:58:51.200 for the telegram
01:58:52.280 and you can go on
01:58:53.400 over to there
01:58:53.960 once again
01:58:54.640 and this is heavy
01:58:55.480 with this one
01:58:56.000 previous apologies
01:58:56.820 disclaimers
01:58:57.540 and legal notices
01:58:58.320 not in conflict
01:58:59.160 with this episode
01:58:59.940 shall remain
01:59:01.120 in full force
01:59:01.860 and effect
01:59:02.200 we have a few
01:59:02.840 Joe Rogan
01:59:03.840 Blair White
01:59:04.760 Michael Malice 0.94
01:59:05.700 those less gay 0.98
01:59:07.120 than tower gang 1.00
01:59:07.980 small dick people 0.99
01:59:09.060 large dick people 1.00
01:59:10.120 golems 1.00
01:59:10.680 short people
01:59:11.280 tall people
01:59:12.140 don't need apologies
01:59:12.840 by the way
01:59:13.580 content creators
01:59:15.520 and girls
01:59:16.180 who don't give
01:59:16.920 good BJ's
01:59:17.800 some fact checks
01:59:18.840 tall people 1.00
01:59:19.380 get more pussy 1.00
01:59:20.500 that is true 1.00
01:59:21.540 side note
01:59:22.100 I'm six foot
01:59:22.920 call take it
01:59:24.400 and ask
01:59:24.860 has no pleasure
01:59:26.040 that's false
01:59:27.120 he does actually
01:59:27.960 get a lot of pleasure
01:59:29.240 out of that
01:59:29.680 so welcome
01:59:30.760 everybody
01:59:31.460 thanks again
01:59:32.220 for tuning in
01:59:32.800 to Talking Towers
01:59:33.840 next week
01:59:34.720 we'll probably have
01:59:35.700 maybe a little bit
01:59:36.900 better ending
01:59:37.700 as far as
01:59:38.260 maybe a video
01:59:38.900 and we'll also
01:59:39.840 talk about
01:59:40.700 the shows
01:59:41.540 everyone has been
01:59:42.260 on
01:59:42.480 so until
01:59:43.120 oh
01:59:43.380 Bregosian 0.54
01:59:44.140 Clint's gonna have
01:59:45.420 some Bregosian guy
01:59:46.560 on
01:59:46.740 go check that out
01:59:47.240 it's the Tower 0.98
01:59:47.900 Power Hour slut 0.98
01:59:49.180 to the Tower 1.00
01:59:49.800 Power Hour bitch 1.00
01:59:50.840 no way 0.99
01:59:51.420 Jose
01:59:51.940 Liberty Lockdown
01:59:53.500 to the Tower
01:59:54.120 Power Hour
01:59:54.640 Clint 1.00
01:59:54.880 bitch 1.00
01:59:55.380 Reed 0.99
01:59:56.540 Cole
01:59:59.200 Top Lobster
02:00:01.320 and Toad
02:00:02.220 Tower Gang
02:00:03.500 Tower Gang
02:00:04.020 Tower Gang
02:00:04.500 Tower Gang
02:00:05.040 Tower Gang
02:00:06.060 Tower Gang
02:00:06.540 Tower Gang
02:00:07.040 Liberty Lock
02:00:07.840 is Truthsay
02:00:08.640 same with
02:00:09.560 Lobster
02:00:10.040 Cole and
02:00:10.560 Jose
02:00:10.980 Toad is sick
02:00:12.380 no way
02:00:12.880 Jose
02:00:13.400 they made
02:00:15.540 Day Smith
02:00:15.940 all his
02:00:16.560 Tower Gang
02:00:17.060 Tower Gang
02:00:17.560 Tower Gang
02:00:18.040 Tower Gang
02:00:18.560 Tower Gang
02:00:19.020 Tower Gang
02:00:19.640 Tower Gang
02:00:20.120 Tower Gang
02:00:20.740 Tower Gang
02:00:21.180 Tower Gang
02:00:22.000 Tower Gang
02:00:22.320 Tower Gang
02:00:23.020 Day speak
02:00:23.580 courage
02:00:24.020 you sped
02:00:24.540 more than
02:00:25.540 Rogan
02:00:26.020 you fed
02:00:26.600 Truth Bomb
02:00:27.560 Weather
02:00:27.920 Timcast
02:00:28.580 Hotep
02:00:29.040 More offensive
02:00:30.420 L.O.S.
02:00:31.320 no disrespect
02:00:32.220 more offensive
02:00:33.040 than L.O.S.
02:00:33.680 no disrespect
02:00:34.500 Tower Gang
02:00:35.640 Tower Gang
02:00:36.160 Tower Gang
02:00:36.660 Tower Gang
02:00:37.240 Tower Gang
02:00:38.060 Pay me
02:00:38.600 day for
02:00:39.040 all his fame
02:00:39.960 Tower Gang
02:00:40.580 Tower Gang
02:00:41.600 Tower Gang
02:00:42.200 Tower Gang
02:00:42.800 Tower Gang
02:00:43.620 Tower Gang
02:00:44.120 Tower Gang
02:00:44.940 That's all folks
02:00:58.720 Tower Gang
02:00:59.140 Tower Gang
02:01:00.120 Tower Gang
02:01:00.140 об?!
02:01:05.780 cker
02:01:06.280 Can I
02:01:06.680 que 0.99
02:01:07.280 potencial
02:01:07.400 bye
02:01:07.900 rock
02:01:08.040 luc Akt
02:01:12.960 men
02:01:13.700 totule
02:01:14.620 rock
02:01:15.400 ottle
02:01:17.220 i