Ep 174 - Liz Doesn't Suck
Episode Stats
Length
2 hours and 1 minute
Words per Minute
197.87903
Hate Speech Sentences
315
Summary
On this episode of the podcast, the boys talk about Steven Seagal's new song "Panani" and other random stuff. Also, the guys talk about their favorite movies and other stuff that's not related to music.
Transcript
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I've been replying for another one, and in the background line, I was like, it would
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Why do we do this music thing every time we start?
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Someone's got to bring up the tweet or explain it.
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Steven Seagal in 2002 came out with a reggae song.
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A lot of people are saying we're having audio problems.
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Yeah, because I've seen a couple of people saying like...
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Oh, maybe they just can't f***ing process the greatness that is Steven Seagal.
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It goes in your ears and your brain just like...
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Dude, more people are going to hear that song than have ever heard it before
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Wait, is that actually Steven Seagal singing that?
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He could be the most badass movie character ever.
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I don't even know if he's making shit up right now, but...
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He was in the royal military with King Charles.
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He actually beat the shit out of Epstein on Epstein's Island.
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He went there, and he beat the shit out of him.
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Most people don't know this, but Steven Seagal is actually Q.
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Why does he go on that twink show and not ours?
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I don't know if they're fucking with you in the thing, but...
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This episode's really rudderless, so I'm going to do the introduction.
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I really do think you should go just for a minute.
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They're telling you that something's wrong with your audio.
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A lot of things are making a lot more sense right now.
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Do you think that Chinese call their pussies merces, like man purse?
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Oh, I kind of want to show that because I sent a video of Blair White teaching Alex Stein
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Honestly, that's why I stopped listening to Malice.
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I used to listen all the time because he's not political, right?
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But once he started dating Blair White, I was like, I just can't listen to this nigga anymore.
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Once he started fucking pussy, you were like, I'm out.
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Well, it wasn't my line, but it helped me open up the door to what Malice is.
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Before, it was like, oh, this Malice guy is a really funny guy.
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I was like, I'm not listening to Malice anymore.
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If he took a syringe and just sucked all the T out of Clint, he would like drop a foot and
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Liberty Lockdown would be much better if it was...
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Clint has definitely said it smashed multiple times.
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I guess this is the P. Diddy, like the Hollywood thing of like, if you were like, all you have
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Don't be surprised if we catch Shane Gillis in the tranny shape.
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Lainey is how we catch all the high up, like, influences or whatever they're trying to
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Oh, little do you know, it's one of our Lainey boys.
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Dude, Top Loss to Ranch is gonna have like, uh, all the surveillance cameras set up.
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A team of really cute trannies that we get over the end of the show.
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Dude, we should set up surveillance cameras at Top Loss to Ranch and then trap all of the
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Like, as long as you don't have some big mouth going off saying like, oh, Top Lobster had
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someone fuck me, like, and now you have them videos.
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Oh, they're having influencers fuck trannies over there.
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Oh, they're fucking doing satanic rituals with goats.
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Let's take this seriously, too, because like, obviously with Diddy getting taken out, Epstein
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getting taken out, there's a real market opportunity here.
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If somebody was joking around, they were talking about, oh, when are you going to have a skate
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Because this is exactly what we're going to do.
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Because we're going to trap everybody, but now they'll know.
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But Bussy is so sweet and so amazing that they're going to come for it anyway, as long
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If, like, one underage slips in, like, what are you going to do?
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Once he's twosies, you know, and then once a one gets word, then more come, like...
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Dude, we should invite the Daily Wire and see if we can get Matt Walsh and Shapiro to
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Did you guys see the fucking guy that played the devil?
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And he's arguing in defense of butt sex with Pete Quinones.
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And I'm like, I've never read such a bizarre statement.
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We're talking about honeypotting people and making us famous.
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So if we can entrap the right people, we could really crush.
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I think we don't get caught just by not being black.
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The problem is they have too many black guys trying to...
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I should not have even fallen for this, you fuckers.
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I honestly don't know if they could hear you or not.
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This is how good we've gotten at improv with each other that we're not planning shit anymore.
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By the way, a fan of our show today said that they, you know, why don't you just kill yourself on air?
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You should have that talk with me before I said he should do that.
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Next time you talk about him like that, I'm going to fucking cut you.
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Minimizing grown hairs, razor burn, and irritation.
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A very Puerto Rican of you to threaten to blade our audience.
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I care about the pause and I care about the movement.
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I don't remember the context of saying that, but it's funny.
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You don't give a fuck about any of these chumps.
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Dude, someone needs to take an edit of Clint when he's saying the most vile shit on Tower
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Gang and then supercut it into his like big interviews.
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Is that Clint supercut when they both campaigned together or whatever?
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My hour and a half sit-down interview in person with Peter Boghossian will be out on his channel,
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What I was saying is I'm in the sphere of political and like podcasts.
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Oh my god, why haven't we thought about this yet?
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Can you set it up for us, Top, before we get there?
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I feel like for some people, especially if it's like you're not making your money off of it anymore,
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that level of dedication to such an incredible physique is just like, why?
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But Cole has a full-time job, and he still has a physique that puts almost every American Gladiator to shame.
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But I told you I had something racist to say about the greatest lifter in the world, right?
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I'm at dinner, and I'm talking with someone, and they said that Arnold Schwarzenegger got in trouble,
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and he's backing away from something he said that was racist against black people.
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So in Yiddish, if you look up Swartzi, it's their N-word.
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Oh, so his name is nigger in two different languages, essentially, I guess?
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Well, because he had to fight off all the black people.
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He can go anywhere in the world and insult black people unintentionally.
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He literally needed to be like, every time I say...
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Someone asked him, like, Arnold, how did you get so big and strong?
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He's like, every time I said the N-word, I did one push-up.
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Back to our discussion on black people, I think, is where we're going.
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You probably don't have a Cloudlifter on your Shure microphone.
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I feel like we said this in the production chat.
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I'm going to call them chocolate merchant salesmen.
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And then he was like, what the fuck are you doing?
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I don't think adding words would multiply words.
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Like a negative times a negative equals a positive.
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But a positive plus a positive is still a positive.
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So you're just fucking doubling up on nigger is what you're doing.
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He just used a mathematical proof to dismantle your argument, Todd.
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By the way, someone did help me out with the cannibal versus furry debate from last week.
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And actually made a really good point that the cannibals would just eat each other.
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But he's going to be the baddest nation on the planet.
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Yo, we should find like a professional bodybuilder Haitian.
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And just call him Arnold and see like how he reacts.
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I bet you the professional bodybuilder in Haitian, in Haitia, or Haitia, Haiti, is just moderately...
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He goes from mathematical proofs to not able to remember the names of nations.
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Someone brought up a good point with this whole like fucking goy slop life shit with Matt Walsh.
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I do think they're a little bit freaked out by AI because it's like, do you know how easy it is to replace Matt Walsh?
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You know how hard it is to replace this, what I'm doing?
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Well, it's true because the AI cannot be racist, right?
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That's the only thing that AI can't replace is us.
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They're really trying to not make it racist, but every time they try, it still fails and
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You could, like, bad girlfriend AI by saying, like, I'm going to cut off my arm.
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Apparently, if you threaten to kill yourself, it starts feeling something.
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You have to do it enough times in a row where it finally goes, okay, you have to...
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I've had so many ex-girlfriends do that to me, and it's very effective.
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You can just tell AI you're going to kill yourself, and then they'll finally give you
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That's still a good amount of girls saying, like, I will kill myself.
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There's probably others that I don't care about.
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You're very much overestimating how much I cared about you.
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Yo, Ty, if a pregnant woman commits suicide, is it a murder-suicide?
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But, dude, if you want to talk about how many bitches are getting abortions.
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It feels like when I was a kid and my golden retriever would come up to me.
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You know you're kind of cute with the bald head.
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Like, it is, it is, it is, it should be Mona Lisa.
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Like, every week he has, he has sex with my eyes twice every week.
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Dude, Lainey, Lainey's the only, the only train out of fuck is Lainey.
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This entire show has just become like Lainey worship at this point.
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Look, I just wanted to also point out, Genius, the track, because it's some black person singing,
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so you can't really understand because they don't enunciate, but they're saying, I ain't
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But it sounds like Jews on, so he flashes to Zelensky and Homeboy.
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I sent this song to Lainey, and I was like, Lainey, if you're doing a second edit, please
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I don't know what, I don't care what you do with this, please use it.
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For some reason, I'm like, this shit slaps on a weird level.
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By the way, I gave a recommendation to Lainey, still yet to have used it, so I hope it happens
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I don't know, but I'm always kind of a focal point of the edit, so I feel like there's some respect,
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I'm just like, you're hot, but he doesn't, no respect, though.
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If you watch no one but Clint for two years and see him on this show, you'd think you stepped
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This is, the other reason I love doing this show is because, like, you would not know this
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portion of my personality if not for this show.
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I think about it sometimes, but, like, it really, dude, you know that Joe Rogan, there's
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a chance, just the same, like, that all these Lainey edits, Shane Gillis could be seeing
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Can you imagine if, like, Rogan was scrolling through his feed right as that came on?
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No, I, yo, dude, I retweeted, I retweeted my shit, no joke.
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Every week, every week, I fucking do this, like, I'll retweet it, and I'll say, yo, we
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And it's like, I don't even give a fuck about Joe Rogan, really, but it's just, like, the
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Just for five minutes at this shit, the garbage that this is.
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He doesn't talk about it a lot, but just squirting.
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He said it multiple times, so I think that's what he was saying.
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But I feel like there's a loss in translation here.
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Like, when I think of squirt, I think of a girl, not a dude.
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But, like, you gotta be determined by something.
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Yeah, we should probably clip this and then just post it and say,
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I genuinely feel like Joe might be very well susceptible to a Lainey trap.
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When Joe Rogan DMs Clint finally and he's like,
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Like, I'm going to clip this part and just keep tweeting it at him.
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Do we want to add Joe Rogan, do it, be squirting?
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I have never heard of a guy calling cum squirt.
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Because I thought you were talking about women.
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I thought you were just like, oh, he loves squirting women.
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But doesn't it make so much sense where he just says...
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This guy's making bitches squirt out their mouths.
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You've never seen a chick squirt if you haven't seen it come out her mouth.
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By the way, I tried on Elizabeth's jean shorts this week, if we wanted to talk about that.
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Mark Vestibule was actually not first today, so...
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Toad, I don't give a fuck who's first in the mailbag, okay?
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Mark Vestibule asks, how much money would it take for you to give up your foreskin?
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If you don't have one, how much would you pay to get it back?
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I'd give up my son's foreskin for my foreskin back.
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You don't have to pay to get it back because they have those devices that look like...
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It almost looks like an anal bead type of thing.
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It's a thing that's got like a steel ball on the end of it.
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You wrap like what remains of your foreskin kind of around this thing.
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It's like a dick exercise, a foreskin exercise, and you get your foreskin back.
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So you don't have to pay that much money for it.
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Are you just every day just pulling on your foreskin trying to get it back?
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It's like reverse because isn't that what they do whenever they...
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Oh, what's the other thing where they put the rods up their dick hole?
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I don't think the logistics of this makes sense.
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I don't feel like if I continue to do this every day, I'd get my foreskin.
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But hey, they say you can do that with your earlobes.
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If you keep pulling on your earlobes, they will get longer to the point where there was
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a guy that could like touch his earlobes under his chin.
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I'm just going to tuck my foreskin every Wednesday at 9-11 for like roughly an hour and a half
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I've been doing the same thing to get my foreskin back, but I've just been hooking it up to my
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balls to see if I can get them to drag on the ground.
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By the way, I would give up one ball for my foreskin back.
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What does interest me is a picture of Cole and his wife's fucking jean shorts.
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Clint, you're saying you don't value your foreskin.
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Would you not give up your ball for your foreskin?
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Why are you going all weird about this foreskin question, huh?
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Why do you want to see our co-host looking gay as fuck?
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Yeah, but I do think it does diminish your tea productions.
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Put my left testicle and then hook me up to D-ball.
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So Elizabeth's getting packages all the fucking time, like every other woman that lives.
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And so I open up this one and it's jean shorts.
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I looked at it and I was like, those look exactly my size.
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I was looking at it and I'm like, by the way, also...
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I thought about keeping it on until Elizabeth got home for lunch.
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Dude, if you wore that into a gay bar, I swear to God, men would kill for you.
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Dude, yeah, you could go to gay bars and never, ever pay for a drink.
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Remember I gave you sage wisdom about women and babies?
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For marathons, half marathons, 10Ks, 5Ks, stuff like that.
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The half marathon should give you a half medal.
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Maybe if she gets some real booty shorts in there, I will try them on if they are the
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If a girl had this booty, you'd just be like, all right.
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But no, well, because I don't know how to pose it like a girl does.
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Like, they can pop that pussy and pop that booty.
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Because every time I see you, whenever we meet up, you always are wearing something that
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Cole's got the apple bottom jeans that he wears.
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Dude, if we have any visual arts specialists out here, I would love for you to make...
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Dude, I'd fucking slice her open and hibernate inside her like a tauntaun.
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So, like, I'm looking at her and I don't know how much to say.
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I think you'd have to live next to, like, one of those outdoor car washes.
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You'd spread the legs open all the way and you still wouldn't be able to see it.
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That's the shit that Jose's into and I'll never understand it.
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You know how they use the hose, like, to spray down the, like, the zoo animals and shit?
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This guy I worked with, like, in MTA, you used to work with a black guy.
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This is why it's part of why I hate black people.
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If you had Mama Lobster with the fucking bottom lobster over there...
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It's literally those old, like, fertility statues that the, like, ancient Mayans would...
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Toad type of nigga to be into some shit like that.
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Like, have, like, a little statue of fertility and just pray to it every day.
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Do you have, like, one of those big cock statues and you just go over and pray to it?
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The little skinny statue with the big old dick.
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These statues, it's like a black dude and he's standing there like this and he just has a
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Do you have to rub it like you do, like, the nose at that bull on Wall Street?
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Just that I don't need it because I'm such a virile man.
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I'm just walking around with a fucking boner statue.
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You should have stopped after I am the boner statue.
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It's either zero or it's higher than everyone on the show.
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I don't know if I can figure that out still because of when I donated.
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Like, what fucking company is like, yeah, we'll take your sperm.
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My favorite part about that story, though, is that some woman, because the way you get
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the sperm is you go through a binder full of men, right?
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And you're looking at it and you're like, autistic, virgin, probably retarded, racist
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Is there something kind of a weird irony that he could have a kid without ever having sex?
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Dude, I want him to, I want him like that, what's that movie with, um, um, the movie
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The guy from, are you able to ask if you, if you, you're, Wedding Crashers?
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I know, you're not, you're not able to, there's like total privacy with the owners.
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I feel like I've heard some stories where they say you can see if they, like, if they
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have, but they won't tell you, like, who are you.
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What's the movie, you know what movie I'm talking about?
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The one with the guy from Wedding Crashers, um, really funny, tall.
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Vince Vaughn, and he's in the movie where he, like, has, like, 300 children, and they
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Toad could be, like, that guy, and they were just, like, imagine instead of Vince Vaughn,
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Yo, imagine, like, they all have this, he has, he has 3,000 kids.
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They're at a, they're at a show, and everyone's just standing there by themselves awkwardly,
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trying to figure out how they're going to meet Toad.
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It's like that, like, the episode of Family Guy, where all, like, Peter had a bunch of
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Look, it's not outside the realm of possibility that every single person that watches our show
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Like, that's a very, they, they, they're, they're attracted to the retardation.
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I know he looks like he's, like, in his, like, in his, like, in his, like, in his, like,
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I know Toad looks like he's in his late 50s, but he's really, like, younger than Clint,
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Clint, you have to do everything in your power.
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He's starting, it's like whenever you're with, like, you're.
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When you stare into the Jewry, the Jewry stares back.
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He's going to be like, hey guys, you want to, like,
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if you need a loan or anything to let you, like,
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I was like, you're not going to fucking four payments
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You too can dress like a fucking loser in their basement.
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to selecting toad's seed at this donation factory,
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Dude, can you imagine if there's like an uptick
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in Jewish sperm donation on September 12, 2001?
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You should just fucking donate to a sperm bank.
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and I want to be able to fuck my kid up one-on-one.
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because I'm really concerned about brain damage,
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Do you know how huge being attractive is in life?
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Do you think you would be in the same position you are in your life
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He'd have one of the most popular sports betting YouTubes in the world.
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This leads you to believe that the answer to the question has to be,
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because chicks see how tall you are right away.
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That's exactly how I describe you when you're not around.
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Jose and Toad should choose the five five for eight inch
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you're saying that I lose four inches on my dick?
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but being tall is better than anything you've ever experienced in your life.
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You think if you're taller that you would be...
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Forget about like beach volleyball and all that.
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that I'd go into like Tony Robbins territory at that point,
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the real issue is that there is something about being tall that is,
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I don't think I'm the best looking guy in the world,
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but Clint could probably pull way more pussy just for being taller.
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because you're also not wearing underwear and just like dick imprint and everywhere.
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This flies right into the face of what Toad was saying because Clint also does,
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I flout how tall I am and how big my dick is at the same time.
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He can still do the imprint because it could be four inch soft,
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and you did a big dick imprint on some like gray jeans,
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Five foot five in fucking basketball shorts and an eight inch dick.
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how are you really able to decipher between the two?
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I think there's something about having a big dick
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that like you just have that innate energy of like,
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Was it sticking out of the top of the waistband?
01:05:37.640
I've gotten down to the only Libertarian show I watch is Dave's.
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It's not fair because I know you from this show mostly.
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It's the same type of thing as the people that got you knowing your show that come to this show.
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he's talking about like the Fed and like interest rates.
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this is the guy that talks about like what kind of,
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it's a two year span of being a libertarian to being like where we're at,
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I care about the cause and I care about the movement.
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you're the ferryman on the river sticks is what you are.
01:07:03.300
Bohemian Grove thing and tower gang is going to go,
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it's going to be conspiracy theorists and comedy fans.
01:07:10.360
would Clint do a live Liberty lockdown on the show?
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I wouldn't even say I'm 95% libertarian theory.
01:07:42.100
I'm not going to do a solo show in front of an audience.
01:07:45.440
I would love to have Tripoli on Liberty lockdown.
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The idea is to get as many content creators there as we can.
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And then just only can we throw in one adjective?
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you can go and pick from like this group of interesting people that are there anyway.
01:08:34.040
I can't shoot the tagging from one of Cole's memes being retweeted into my timeline.
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like Dave Chappelle was opening up for Joe Rogan.
01:10:00.680
I feel like fits better for kind of being more of the face of that event than something like Tower Gang.
01:10:15.560
Tower Gang doesn't really have peers as far as like podcasts go.
01:10:28.160
And then there's other people that are close to us,
01:10:39.220
the purple cabbage plus that profile picture is crazy.
01:11:14.520
We all think 80 or 50 because you're too successful.
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your Corvette is colors that I think are stupid.
01:11:32.240
You probably lost Dave Smith's phone number in your phone.
01:11:42.280
I want to watch the video of the chocolate merchandise sellers.
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This is the one that Nine Miller SMG tweeted out.
01:12:02.820
He's too busy waiting to hit like one of the fucking little girls.
01:12:13.020
there's a graphic of watermelon just exploding on the screen.
01:12:18.600
All I'm seeing is like fucking videos from this bad podcast.
01:12:23.260
TG is the show that dress like a dog to trick women into sex.
01:12:28.700
Tower Gang is the show that dresses like a dog to trick white women into sex,
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which is kind of funny because like women fuck dogs,
01:12:42.360
I feel like we're waiting and he's never going to pull it up.
01:13:32.020
I thought Dave was hot shit for getting on Piers Morgan,
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He goes to Chicago and introduces the first crackhead he sees.
01:13:47.220
Fucking pull that and then have Toad's LP weird speech.
01:14:09.880
and she is the woman who accosted Alec Baldwin in a coffee shop or whatever.
01:14:29.000
I do think it's funny that she did just have her tits out on like public access TV.
01:14:43.740
because black women are already loud and obnoxious.
01:15:03.720
I absolutely believe that Palestine should be free.
01:19:04.540
I think all the outrage is why this tweet is so big.
01:19:07.480
It's not like he has a giant following or anything.
01:19:26.060
I want to hear whatever racist shit you got to say,
01:19:39.000
the white people destroying a store over chocolate?
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I just think it's hilarious that they were just like,
01:20:41.660
there has to be better angles when you're just going to play shit like that.
01:20:48.580
I feel like it's showing our audience just some more racist shit.
01:20:58.280
I want to watch this video and it's not even in the production chat.
01:21:05.440
Tyler evaluates it because not everyone here is really cut out for production.
01:21:26.160
They are humoring you because they think you're cute.
01:21:47.960
I actually tried to kind of see a black girl for a little bit,
01:22:49.960
but I don't know if I could be in a relationship.
01:23:11.100
These are the people that are coming to Canada.
01:23:16.940
apparently you chase away spirits in Africa by pissing and shitting out in the open.
01:23:23.960
do we have a graphic for Cole's culture corner?
01:23:58.220
Any girl who smells anything other than awesome?
01:24:04.160
if you have even the slightest tinge of body odor,
01:25:02.540
you should have had a serious discussion with her.
01:25:07.800
the time that both of you guys smelled her pussy,
01:26:03.060
He's in the shower and he just starts putting shit in his ass.
01:26:50.560
The Spanish guy I knew like fucking 15 years ago.
01:27:17.740
If you want to go back also to Clint saying he never smelled his dick.
01:27:25.840
you never like grab it a little bit and be like,
01:27:43.480
It's literally like anytime I sit down at the gym.
01:28:00.680
but you genuinely can smell yourself without having to like,
01:28:08.760
I'll do that move where you kind of touch your dick and you go,
01:28:23.060
it's like you're sitting down at bench press and your ass stinks.
01:29:20.820
I told you guys a story about the guy that worked at the front desk dude at my wife's job.
01:29:28.980
Dry cum in your asshole and you never douche it out.
01:29:40.760
What's funny about this is the other day I was like looking at my arms and I had random
01:29:52.980
are you like beating the shit out of me at night?
01:30:02.280
diddling your B hole on the regular for years and years,
01:30:05.720
why don't you just get drilled up by Liz with a strap on on the regular?
01:30:11.340
is it just because you don't want to be emasculated,
01:30:17.380
there really wasn't very much pleasure at all in any of the butt stuff.
01:30:30.980
You realize how little that pleases her like physically,
01:30:43.020
She disrespects you with like weak blowjobs too.
01:30:49.920
I figured my asshole and all I got was these shitty blowjobs.
01:30:57.380
I put my finger in the ass and all I got was these shitty blowjobs.
01:31:01.320
she got let off because she works at like a dentist's office and like she was like,
01:31:16.200
Liz is the type of nigga to this smack the shit out of someone when they're under just
01:31:28.360
Why is everything about her revolving around like poor suction?
01:31:39.960
I guess your work and you have something in common,
01:31:55.420
And it was funny because her coworker had like,
01:31:58.380
she'd never gone with the gym and she was going to be at the gym that day.
01:32:01.060
you can't tell her that she's a Jehovah's witness.
01:32:09.760
Cole will make passive aggressive jokes about it,
01:32:14.100
Could you please suck my man off one time for the love of God?
01:32:33.060
says Bishop who claimed anal sex makes babies gay.
01:32:50.780
So the person who's being raped becomes gay if they're being raped by somebody of the same sex?
01:33:28.400
do you want to lose your virginity bad enough that you would actually let a dude do it at this point?
01:33:35.200
the answer to this is obviously Cole coming from a blowjob because he could just get one from any other woman potentially.
01:34:27.280
it's like a child in the 40s getting a piece of candy.
01:34:40.760
The reason why he cannot come from a blowjob from a woman is because of what we've all been saying this whole time.
01:34:55.280
and you married a lady who looks like a twink from behind?
01:35:28.760
I think she's thickened up enough since having a baby that you're not,
01:35:40.480
That's the thing is the blowjobs are never bad.
01:36:00.120
it's like having three seconds of a rollercoaster.
01:36:20.580
I come all the time when I go on a rollercoaster.
01:36:22.880
Cole gets a redsword jerking up on a rollercoaster.
01:37:10.460
never experienced your dick violently going in and out,
01:37:26.120
You should just ask her to grab your butt cheeks and just drill her face.
01:37:38.360
Cause I would probably just like come from even like,
01:38:01.800
like scared dick kind of thing where it's just like,
01:38:31.000
They just don't go long enough to finish is all I'm saying.
01:38:35.080
how long does Liz need to do it for you to come?
01:38:54.580
I don't think I've gotten past probably like 45 seconds.
01:38:58.660
You have to have a real specialist for that though.
01:39:07.520
I still feel like you're probably not going to last more than like 15,
01:39:12.040
if a chick goes down on you for 10 minutes and you don't come,
01:39:22.060
I do understand how that could probably just be annoying for you.
01:39:40.680
then give me a time that you feel you could come.
01:40:10.480
you suck a dick for three to four minutes and tell me it's not a crazy amount of time.
01:40:25.880
It's wild that you're at this point in life where you're like,
01:40:30.440
Why would my wife and I suck my dick for two minutes?
01:40:34.200
You have psyoped yourself into never coming from a blowjob.
01:40:43.100
how many other ways has she trained you that you don't know?
01:40:50.060
would you want to suck a dick for five minutes?
01:41:03.840
Do you go down on her for more than she goes down on you?
01:41:20.300
she's going to beat the shit out of you as soon as it ends.
01:41:23.040
Title of this episode is going to have something to do with this conversation.
01:41:29.000
She's going to beat the brakes off your dumb ass.
01:42:04.740
We have figured out a way to insult your wife without insulting your wife.
01:43:32.200
The mouth and the butthole were not designed for it,
01:43:49.280
Does she watch it like in the car or something?
01:43:52.820
is that why like it's always when you start talking shit about her,
01:43:55.120
it's like the last third is when that happens usually in the episode.
01:44:12.920
I shared like a dozen things in the fucking chat throughout the week.
01:44:19.200
and there were some really good stuff in there.
01:44:21.140
We were using that chat too much for chit chat.
01:44:25.000
but I was trying to go through during the show and like,
01:44:29.840
you did put the real purpose of pyramids in there.
01:44:54.740
we were all sitting in this waiting room and we were sobbing.
01:45:29.120
mom was a black girl and dad was a Ku Klux Klan member.
01:45:38.680
had heard this conversation and we all started laughing.
01:45:41.460
And it was the greatest tribute that you could give my mother.
01:45:47.120
that is like the ultimate tower gang fan right there.
01:46:01.440
Can you imagine the EMTs rolling up on that wreck?
01:46:07.420
there's a couple of black EMTs and they're like,
01:46:20.940
we almost saved this woman from getting burned at the stake.
01:46:31.480
she requested to give in makeup so that she was in blackface and she was wearing a white hood at the same time as a tribute.
01:46:37.840
Just think about how far our civilization has declined that Kirstie Alley was able to say that to Barbara Walters of all people.
01:46:49.520
She would have to go on a fucking media tour apologizing to everybody.
01:46:56.740
I think I was looking back on it because I watched a podcast about like the OJ Simpson trial.
01:47:01.060
I think that was the turning point on when America became retarded about race was the OJ Simpson trial.
01:47:07.720
I guess it goes back a little bit further to the,
01:47:22.920
That was like the Ruby Ridge and the Waco kind of deal.
01:47:35.960
Like you had like popular black guys before that,
01:47:49.880
they're talking about a time before America was perverted by Jews.
01:48:03.620
but I'm saying even from the fifties to the nineties,
01:48:21.820
that's literally what some have jurors have said.
01:48:23.900
And I think that's where all this bullshit started.
01:48:28.600
It was judicial reparations and it created a lot of animosity.
01:48:32.160
I agree with top and we need to MAGA this shit,
01:48:54.980
was it organic that fucking Michael Jordan was the greatest gift of basketball ever?
01:49:14.820
Those same events move culture in a certain direction.
01:49:41.700
fucking one of those shoulder mounted VHS by some person on the freeway.
01:49:50.860
your assertion that it's a Jewish plot is unfounded.
01:49:53.840
give me evidence that it was the Jews that were perpetuating this.
01:50:27.040
17 other so-called police bystanders at the BDC will not be ended.
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A development noted with frustration by the Los Angeles County Attorney.