Tower Gang - Ep 175 - Built Backwards

00:00:00.000 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:00:01.360 This is how we get Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:00:05.060 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:09.240 I want to listen to music from the hood. 0.94

00:00:11.140 I don't ever want to step foot now.

00:00:12.880 Yes.

00:00:13.180 Right.

00:00:15.480 I've been reprying for another one,

00:00:17.620 and in the background of mine, I was like, 0.86

00:00:18.980 it would be me that gets retarded, baby. 0.87

00:00:20.940 But it would be so cool. 0.76

00:00:22.460 And I'm like,

00:00:23.040 you and your down...

00:00:27.500 Nah, that's a good point. 1.00

00:00:29.080 He didn't fuck his mom. 1.00

00:00:30.540 He just had his dick in her. 1.00

00:00:35.480 Why are we talking about 1.00

00:00:36.560 on this show?

00:00:40.460 Oh, that's too far.

00:00:42.860 I'm asking you a question.

00:00:46.580 Start.

00:00:48.100 Whoa, with the feet. 1.00

00:00:49.320 Skip the pussy. 1.00

00:00:50.500 Skip it. 1.00

00:00:51.160 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:00:52.340 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:00:56.840 Skip the pussy. 1.00

00:00:58.280 Skip it. 1.00

00:00:59.320 Yeah, motherfucker. 1.00

00:01:00.480 It's Wednesday at 9, 11 plus 18 minutes. 1.00

00:01:04.640 Thank you guys for holding on the line.

00:01:06.020 I apologize.

00:01:06.620 We're right on time.

00:01:07.660 Right on time.

00:01:08.220 How do you decide?

00:01:08.740 You know what?

00:01:09.160 I don't apologize. 1.00

00:01:10.200 Fuck you. 1.00

00:01:10.680 You waited. 1.00

00:01:11.460 You wanted to see us.

00:01:13.120 Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown.

00:01:14.500 We got Top Lobster, the presenter of Top Lobster.com.

00:01:16.780 He's also the host of Nephilim Death Squad, which is, from what I've been told, the greatest

00:01:21.100 conspiracy theory slash...

00:01:23.060 I'm kind of upset here. 1.00

00:01:24.160 Tyler, you fucked up. 1.00

00:01:25.900 You fucked up the show already, Tyler. 1.00

00:01:28.020 And it's... 0.95

00:01:28.620 I really wanted to come in with one of these, but just go ahead, Clint.

00:01:31.720 All right.

00:01:32.200 We got Cole.

00:01:33.920 He's tiny. 0.64

00:01:34.740 He's jacked. 1.00

00:01:35.600 His dick tastes like strawberries. 1.00

00:01:37.840 We got... 1.00

00:01:38.140 It does.

00:01:38.640 It actually really does. 1.00

00:01:40.540 I've sucked it. 0.99

00:01:41.160 We have the host of No Way Jose, Mr. Jose Galasson. 0.99

00:01:44.760 He's also very tiny and also very jacked.

00:01:49.680 This is kind of a trend here.

00:01:50.840 And then we've got Toad, who's also very tiny.

00:01:53.260 He's all right.

00:01:53.900 He's all right, jacked.

00:01:55.020 He's also the host of Two and a Half Take...

00:01:56.920 No, wait. 0.99

00:01:57.980 Better Off Dead.

00:01:58.780 And we're glad that he's still with us, because every week, it's kind of a roll of the dice.

00:02:01.640 I was late by 15 minutes today, and I honestly thought he might kill himself over it.

00:02:05.360 I'm sorry.

00:02:06.440 Toad, do you accept my apologies?

00:02:07.320 I was on the verge, man.

00:02:11.220 I don't know.

00:02:11.840 It's going to take me a while to get over it.

00:02:14.460 I really...

00:02:15.220 I did more psychological warfare on Toad today, because he was doing...

00:02:20.100 He was like, well, Clint said that he's going to be 10 minutes late, so start without him.

00:02:24.040 And he's like, so let's start.

00:02:25.520 And I was like, I looked at him, and I said, no.

00:02:27.580 We wait.

00:02:29.180 We wait 10 minutes for Clint, and we start. 0.99

00:02:31.200 And I could see him just fucking... 0.99

00:02:32.440 He's sweating from his head. 1.00

00:02:33.680 He's sweating from his mole.

00:02:35.320 First off, take a look at him.

00:02:37.320 Because it's been...

00:02:38.320 I've been here like the last 15 minutes.

00:02:40.520 I've been here for the last 15 minutes.

00:02:41.940 I love that you can't tell where his shoulders start and his arms begin.

00:02:43.040 I was about to say the same thing.

00:02:45.480 There's zero definition.

00:02:47.400 Zero.

00:02:48.620 He has tube socks of arms.

00:02:52.420 Just sticks.

00:02:53.220 Can we explain the style?

00:02:54.320 I just took sticks and stuffed them in potato.

00:02:56.720 What is the style?

00:02:58.280 What is the style you're going for, Toad?

00:03:00.840 12-inch pythons.

00:03:01.880 That's the length.

00:03:02.820 12 inches.

00:03:03.380 That's it.

00:03:03.720 Toad, what exactly are you going for?

00:03:09.540 What?

00:03:11.300 What exactly are you going for when you dress like this?

00:03:15.940 I like the Celtics.

00:03:19.220 No, because you're giving mixed signals.

00:03:21.340 What are you? 0.99

00:03:22.500 Are you a wigger? 1.00

00:03:23.300 T-shirt under the jersey thing. 0.99

00:03:25.380 That's the move for that.

00:03:26.520 If someone wants to help us out here, can you go back and see every time that Toad has

00:03:33.020 had his shirt off to show the mole and see over time if it's gotten bigger, I want to

00:03:36.820 see if he has cancer.

00:03:38.020 Because I think it might have gotten bigger.

00:03:40.260 It's going to take some time. 1.00

00:03:41.300 Real shit, Toad? 1.00

00:03:43.800 That mole is incredibly irregular. 1.00

00:03:45.760 That's so irregular. 0.99

00:03:46.960 That's the most irregular fucking mole I've ever seen in my life. 0.97

00:03:50.240 I had a dermatologist look at it and he told me how amazing my skin was. 0.99

00:03:52.900 Dude, the mole has a little mole below it.

00:03:54.880 If you look close up, it's a little mole below the mole. 1.00

00:03:57.840 Your mole's taking a shit. 1.00

00:03:59.440 You have a mole orbiting your mole. 1.00

00:04:04.000 It's a mole moon.

00:04:06.240 You have a black hole mole.

00:04:08.040 Guys, before everybody showed up today, Toad, his screen went blank and it showed the placeholder

00:04:14.700 and he actually went to shave his mole.

00:04:17.580 I don't know why.

00:04:19.040 I don't know what was going on.

00:04:19.980 I wasn't looking as closely before, but now I'm concerned.

00:04:22.600 Are we doing a dough read?

00:04:24.040 I was going to say, Toad, what did you use to shave your mole?

00:04:26.900 I used a dough razor to shave that thing. 1.00

00:04:28.640 There you fucking go. 0.99

00:04:29.820 The mole knew that it was going to make an appearance and it needed to tidy up. 1.00

00:04:33.600 When you got the bush going on on that mole there, you got the mole bush.

00:04:37.360 You got to trim that mole bush. 0.98

00:04:38.460 Look, I know we do a lot of fucking bad ad reads for an adult. 0.98

00:04:41.140 We can't do this to them. 0.99

00:04:42.060 We can't correlate their product with his fucking, his totally formless. 0.99

00:04:47.080 I totally disagree, Clint. 1.00

00:04:48.780 His arms and his regular ass mole. 0.98

00:04:50.380 We can't do this to them. 0.98

00:04:51.780 No, Clint, this is an untapped market.

00:04:54.460 This is, you know, see, Gillette's not going for the mole market. 0.98

00:04:58.640 Like, the fucking, uh, Harry's isn't going for mole market. 0.98

00:05:02.380 No one wants the mole market, Cole. 0.99

00:05:04.340 You know I'm sponsored, baby boy.

00:05:08.500 I think the dough maybe has some liability here, because I think the shaving may have

00:05:12.580 metastasized it.

00:05:13.620 Like, you ever heard, like, sometimes when you aggravate cancer, it'll, like, spread?

00:05:16.660 Like, now he has that other mole below it.

00:05:18.400 I think you need to stop shaving it, though, if you're making words.

00:05:20.600 The dough, you can use it for two purposes.

00:05:22.420 You can shave the mole, but if you want to remove the mole, you can also do that at the

00:05:25.920 same time. 1.00

00:05:26.540 Yes, the richest fucker has. 1.00

00:05:28.000 You could, like, biopsy it to test to see if it's cancerous, or if it is, you want to 1.00

00:05:31.340 get rid of that fucking mole, use the dough eraser for that, too, man. 0.99

00:05:34.240 It has so many purposes. 1.00

00:05:35.680 It's a multi-due.

00:05:36.260 Don't shave.com.

00:05:37.100 What's wrong?

00:05:38.620 You're just, like, you have a lag, and, like, you're cutting out, and you're, you know. 1.00

00:05:43.040 Yeah, and your face looks kind of stupid right now. 0.99

00:05:45.100 And I think your levels are a little bit low, I think. 0.99

00:05:53.460 By the way, pull it back up.

00:05:54.800 Pull it back up.

00:05:55.640 I didn't know you met Lainey.

00:05:57.440 That's all I'm like. 0.99

00:05:58.760 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:06:00.260 Looks just like Lainey, by the way. 1.00

00:06:01.680 Does it not?

00:06:02.060 Please, please take that down.

00:06:03.700 Lainey is actually, Lainey's hotter than this girl. 1.00

00:06:07.740 Oh, ouch.

00:06:09.480 Don't be mean.

00:06:09.820 I mean, they're both kind of cute, honestly.

00:06:12.340 Let's be real.

00:06:13.280 Is that baked Alaska?

00:06:16.020 Who?

00:06:18.680 We're so sorry.

00:06:21.400 Okay, no.

00:06:22.240 For real.

00:06:22.840 Wait.

00:06:23.380 We're going to pull this tab up, and we're going to say who's hotter.

00:06:27.900 Oh.

00:06:29.020 By the way, I don't see a difference, actually.

00:06:32.220 I actually don't see a difference.

00:06:33.960 Yeah, that's the same person.

00:06:35.180 It's literally the same person.

00:06:36.560 It's literally the same person. 0.99

00:06:40.020 Clint's butthole is so tight right now. 1.00

00:06:42.880 I was like, holy shit, they found out. 1.00

00:06:45.720 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:06:46.540 After meeting Lainey in person, do you think Toad could beat him, or what?

00:06:49.560 Oh, yeah.

00:06:50.040 This is kind of a...

00:06:52.580 We need to go back.

00:06:53.580 You need the context behind this.

00:06:55.640 Have we ran Lainey's intro?

00:06:56.300 Because maybe we should run Lainey's intro and then talk about whether or not we could beat her in a fight. 1.00

00:06:59.560 Him in a fight.

00:07:00.460 All right.

00:07:01.420 Yeah.

00:07:01.740 All right.

00:07:02.500 Please, yes, please. 0.97

00:07:03.280 Maybe we'll give Clint's internet time to get shit together. 0.87

00:07:06.280 Yeah, please. 0.99

00:07:06.860 Internet, drop another...

00:07:07.900 Not internet. 1.00

00:07:08.800 Fucking... 1.00

00:07:09.200 The trainable retarded with IQs from 25 to 50 usually are not capable of learning much in the way of academic material. 1.00

00:07:17.460 Joe Rogan, we have your number.

00:07:27.460 We figured you out.

00:07:28.900 That's a black belt here. 1.00

00:07:30.220 Bitch, I'm dead fresh. 1.00

00:07:31.380 I might pull up in a casket. 1.00

00:07:33.280 You'll be looking sweet like a fucking fruit basket. 1.00

00:07:36.400 No, it's not pee. 1.00

00:07:37.620 The word isn't pee, you dumb bitch. 1.00

00:07:39.900 He says the only one is... 1.00

00:07:40.940 Doesn't it come out of the same hole, though? 1.00

00:07:42.280 Nobody gonna fuck with me like I do. 1.00

00:07:44.900 You could be kidding that motherfucker. 1.00

00:07:46.060 It's always fucking, but damn it, I'm high, too. 1.00

00:07:47.980 That means I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:07:49.140 Yo, I want a stunt. 0.99

00:07:50.300 I make your salary thrice in a month.

00:07:51.880 I pay your daddy to roll out my blunts and he blow your allowance to pay for my lunch. 1.00

00:07:54.980 You ain't with the shit. 1.00

00:07:56.080 You ain't with the shit. 1.00

00:07:57.240 You ain't with the shit. 1.00

00:07:58.460 You ain't with the shit. 1.00

00:07:59.340 You just every day just pulling on your foreskin, trying to get it back. 1.00

00:08:02.180 Wait. 0.95

00:08:02.440 Yeah.

00:08:02.760 Let's go. 0.96

00:08:05.100 You're saying you don't value your foreskin. 0.52

00:08:11.860 Why not? 0.91

00:08:12.480 No, no, no.

00:08:13.180 Just the question doesn't interest me. 1.00

00:08:14.520 I want to see fucking Cole looking gay, dude. 1.00

00:08:16.280 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00

00:08:16.540 You ain't with the shit. 1.00

00:08:18.180 Who y'all with your bitch? 1.00

00:08:19.220 I'm in my zone. 1.00

00:08:20.080 I'm in my element.

00:08:21.160 That's daily regimen.

00:08:22.300 I'm pulling up the grave at my house.

00:08:24.240 We're perfect. 1.00

00:08:24.800 Get a kill, oh, bitch. 1.00

00:08:26.220 Hey, mom. 1.00

00:08:26.740 Look, the boys are back in town. 1.00

00:08:28.660 Little bitch, fuck that. 1.00

00:08:29.800 Baby, trying to kill me because my buck's fat. 1.00

00:08:32.100 My new bitch so thick that I got lost up in the watercraft. 1.00

00:08:35.040 December 11, 2001. 1.00

00:08:36.200 I was really horny.

00:08:37.340 Dude, can you imagine if there's like an uptick in Jewish sperm donation on September 12, 2001? 0.99

00:08:42.200 They're all just so fucking horned up. 0.99

00:08:44.600 Oh, God. 1.00

00:08:45.220 I got a squirt.

00:08:46.280 Ron is in so much trouble right now.

00:08:48.380 I don't want to have a bunch of kids running around that don't know their dad.

00:09:05.540 That sounds bad.

00:09:06.840 You go like, oh, he's talking about like the Fed and like interest rates. 1.00

00:09:10.860 Like, this is the guy that talks about like how big a dick he wants. 1.00

00:09:13.380 Bitch, in the back of my 96 Deville. 1.00

00:09:16.200 Whoa. 1.00

00:09:17.420 Woo-hoo. 1.00

00:09:18.240 Hey, bitch, I'm dead fresh. 1.00

00:09:19.780 I might pull up in a casket. 1.00

00:09:21.680 You'll be looking sweet like a fucking fruit basket. 1.00

00:09:24.780 Feel like I'm Houdini when your sister let me smash it. 1.00

00:09:27.680 I dive up in the coochie handcuff for 10 minutes. 0.99

00:09:30.840 Blindfolded and escaped. 0.71

00:09:32.200 That's magic.

00:09:32.640 It's Daruja Sandstorm. 1.00

00:09:33.680 Bitch. 1.00

00:09:33.940 Dude, the music in that, it was like every- 1.00

00:09:42.600 Yo.

00:09:43.360 It literally was like three genres.

00:09:45.680 It was hip-hop, reggae, and jazz.

00:09:49.140 All the black music.

00:09:50.420 All at once.

00:09:50.580 There's some mariachi in there?

00:09:52.640 Well, all right.

00:09:53.240 Literally changed to like country.

00:09:54.940 Like, dude.

00:09:56.300 Dude.

00:09:57.240 Lainey is so elite.

00:09:58.660 It's unbelievable.

00:09:59.740 That was one of the craziest things that I've ever seen.

00:10:01.680 Like, I don't know. 0.99

00:10:03.940 God damn it. 0.99

00:10:09.320 Who was that? 0.99

00:10:10.300 For real, Clint?

00:10:10.900 Who is that?

00:10:11.960 That's Steph. 1.00

00:10:12.760 That's my fucking- 1.00

00:10:14.600 This guy's glitching out. 1.00

00:10:16.580 You got it.

00:10:17.160 You got it.

00:10:18.400 Hey, drop another hundred grand on your internet and fix it, dude.

00:10:21.620 This is like-

00:10:22.540 Yeah.

00:10:23.200 Sorry.

00:10:23.920 Get your listeners to drop a hundred grand on your internet to fix it.

00:10:26.760 He'll laugh at that joke in five minutes.

00:10:33.920 Clint actually wasn't late to the show at all.

00:10:36.500 Yeah.

00:10:37.160 He's been in there just lagging.

00:10:40.540 No.

00:10:40.800 Okay.

00:10:41.000 So, what I wanted-

00:10:42.140 We watched Lane Edit. 0.99

00:10:43.120 Fucking fire, like always. 0.98

00:10:44.440 But, Toad this week, so, uh, someone, uh, Laney posted some lifting videos, and then 1.00

00:10:50.540 someone brought in something about how I could, uh, how I-

00:10:53.560 It was a fighting video.

00:10:54.560 Oh, never mind.

00:10:55.000 No, no.

00:10:55.380 Because someone said that, like, I would like to see a fight between you and Cole. 0.99

00:10:59.640 And Laney was like, I'd fuck him up. 0.99

00:11:01.380 And I was like, probably so. 0.99

00:11:02.460 I have, like, pillow-

00:11:03.240 I- I've never fought before.

00:11:04.400 I probably have pillow hands.

00:11:05.600 Nah.

00:11:05.980 And Toad just, it DMs it, like, not to any-

00:11:09.640 He didn't post it.

00:11:10.680 He DMs it to us. 1.00

00:11:11.620 I DMed Laney and said, I'm gonna fuck you up. 1.00

00:11:13.700 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:11:14.820 You did?

00:11:15.720 No.

00:11:16.320 Dude, we could set this up.

00:11:17.760 I really want to see a Laney Toad fight.

00:11:19.240 I think Laney would work him. 0.88

00:11:20.000 Toad was so confident.

00:11:22.140 He was just like, it's no-

00:11:23.500 He was like, it's-

00:11:24.420 It's no contest.

00:11:25.700 I'm gonna-

00:11:26.220 I love that.

00:11:27.460 He was like, no contest? 1.00

00:11:29.400 Fucking him up. 0.99

00:11:30.400 It was like, I- 0.99

00:11:30.920 I weigh more, uh, like,

00:11:32.800 Like, he's taking estrogen.

00:11:34.880 I'm on-

00:11:35.260 I'm full testosterone.

00:11:36.360 Yeah, Toad does have 50 pounds in him. 1.00

00:11:37.920 But that's a bullshit 50 pounds. 0.99

00:11:39.460 It's like a few 50 pounds. 0.99

00:11:40.300 It's more like 25, but I also-

00:11:42.520 He's too tall.

00:11:43.940 That's nothing.

00:11:44.340 And I'm too-

00:11:44.600 And I'm so short, and my weight is so, like, localized.

00:11:47.600 That hurts you. 1.00

00:11:48.520 You can jab him backstep for fucking 30 minutes and wreck your ass. 1.00

00:11:51.700 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:11:51.860 No, I could take him down at the legs. 0.93

00:11:53.500 Plus, I just want to touch his legs.

00:11:54.220 You're not taking- 0.82

00:11:54.820 No, you're not. 0.55

00:11:55.440 I want to fight him just because I want to touch him physically.

00:11:58.020 But no, I- 0.73

00:11:58.620 I would- 0.83

00:11:59.620 Dude, I would be able to take him out at the legs, drop him to the ground, take down

00:12:04.300 right away, and then I'd use my weight to get on top of him. 1.00

00:12:07.200 Probably rape him. 1.00

00:12:08.120 I'm not so sure. 1.00

00:12:09.200 We might start another rape- 1.00

00:12:10.420 Dude, I genuinely think I could train my 11-year-old. 0.88

00:12:12.620 Give her maybe six months.

00:12:14.080 I think I could get her to beat you. 1.00

00:12:15.900 Yes.

00:12:16.080 I legitimately, Toad, like, I was saying I, like, I actually legitimately have 40 pounds

00:12:23.800 on Laney and am infinitely more athletic than you, and I would not beat him.

00:12:30.900 I don't think I could beat him.

00:12:31.360 Frankly, I think, like, you and Laney, that could go either way.

00:12:35.000 Like, that's a tight match.

00:12:37.140 I think I would beat him top.

00:12:39.080 I'm not so sure how that'd go.

00:12:40.260 Clint, I think, would beat him. 0.99

00:12:41.640 Dude, Toad, you'd get fucking wrecked. 0.99

00:12:42.960 There's no- 0.99

00:12:43.360 There's not even an argument here.

00:12:44.320 All of us would beat him, I think.

00:12:45.920 I don't think so.

00:12:47.380 Maybe not Clint because of the low T.

00:12:49.840 Laney gives everybody here a lot of problems.

00:12:52.520 Yeah, this is the problem.

00:12:53.540 Like, yeah, years of jujitsu.

00:12:55.400 You're not-

00:12:56.080 Like, when Nick Wigato's like, I'll take him down. 1.00

00:12:58.340 I'll shoot him. 1.00

00:12:59.140 I'll shoot his legs. 1.00

00:12:59.900 The only reason I'm even so confident I could beat him is because I have, like, 50 pounds 1.00

00:13:05.000 on him.

00:13:05.540 I did, like, wrestled all through high school.

00:13:07.140 I've done multiple years of jujitsu, boxing, other martial arts.

00:13:09.460 But even then, I've seen him punch, and I'm like, I think if we were within 20 pounds,

00:13:12.920 I'd be a little bit freaked out if, like, I'd lose.

00:13:14.860 Oh, yeah.

00:13:15.160 But he saw the punching video.

00:13:18.400 Toad saw the punching video.

00:13:19.360 It was like, psh, nothing. 1.00

00:13:21.140 Yo, when he kicked the bag, like, the second time he kicked the bag, I was like, fuck. 1.00

00:13:24.380 I don't think you realize how hard that Toad- 1.00

00:13:26.320 He would knock the mole off your arm.

00:13:28.940 Like, let's try to block yourself. 0.90

00:13:31.000 He'd save my life by doing that.

00:13:33.980 I swear to God.

00:13:35.600 Like, I want to see it just because I can't-

00:13:38.820 Y'all understand, his overconfidence is crazy.

00:13:42.420 Like, it literally is like, it's not-

00:13:44.000 It's like, I don't know where it's coming from.

00:13:46.600 I don't know what he's done in his life to be so confident in his-

00:13:49.380 Oh, my God.

00:13:50.340 I'm not so talented at all.

00:13:51.180 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:13:52.100 Like, in his athleticism.

00:13:53.180 I'm going to clarify.

00:13:54.160 In his athleticism, in, like, context.

00:13:56.320 Look at me right now, dude.

00:13:57.300 I'm the epitome of athleticism.

00:13:59.860 You literally don't have-

00:14:00.900 This is crazy.

00:14:01.640 Look at this.

00:14:01.980 We literally were just riffing on how we can't tell where your shoulders and the rest of your arms like.

00:14:06.780 Look, look, look, look.

00:14:07.940 Look at that one.

00:14:09.520 Bam! 0.98

00:14:10.120 Absolutely.

00:14:10.440 You're not-

00:14:11.240 Wait, that's not Lainey.

00:14:12.220 That's pre-true Lainey.

00:14:12.820 It's Lainey.

00:14:15.060 That's not Lainey. 1.00

00:14:16.120 That's not Lainey. 1.00

00:14:19.920 That's some dude.

00:14:22.440 That's Lainey pre-estrogen or something, man.

00:14:25.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:26.040 But he still has the knowledge.

00:14:27.540 I think-

00:14:28.300 It just doesn't have the size or strength.

00:14:29.860 He's got less weight, less strength now.

00:14:32.280 No, no, no.

00:14:32.700 I think Toad thinks, like, once you inject estrogen, all of a sudden, like, every bit of your, like, muscles just immediately evaporate. 0.96

00:14:39.620 Yeah, you grow titties. 0.99

00:14:40.660 He's got more estrogen, so he just can think of more creative ways to hurt you. 0.94

00:14:46.840 Also, I'd like to say, also, more estrogen also means, like, we'll last longer.

00:14:51.620 I'm so scarred, you couldn't damage me.

00:14:52.840 Estrogen gives you more stamina as well. 1.00

00:14:55.100 So, like, Toad, if he gets past, like, three minutes, two minutes, you're fucking dead. 0.99

00:14:59.620 That's why women can beat men in fights, obviously. 1.00

00:15:01.560 You're not going the distance, Toad.

00:15:04.040 You really just genuinely just think it's just this estrogen? 0.99

00:15:06.540 He also went his whole life as a dude, as a fucking brolic dude, and then went to a chick. 0.99

00:15:11.840 Like, he just has more estrogen and less T than an average dude. 1.00

00:15:16.160 No shit, Sherlock. 1.00

00:15:17.460 But, like, it's still, like, he has that knowledge. 0.99

00:15:20.120 That is something that-

00:15:20.620 I also think Lainey's stronger than you. 0.92

00:15:22.060 I think Lainey would outlift you in everything right now.

00:15:24.560 Oh, not even close.

00:15:25.540 It would be like a-

00:15:27.700 Would you just say impossible?

00:15:28.940 I said possibly.

00:15:30.080 Oh, I think you said impossible.

00:15:31.100 And so then all you really have is more oomph behind your-

00:15:35.140 More weight behind your punch.

00:15:36.600 Like, I even think he probably still has more speed and more strength-

00:15:38.980 Like, more power.

00:15:40.260 Because I think he has better, like, better form, more speed.

00:15:43.360 You just have more, you know, weight behind your punch.

00:15:45.620 That's it.

00:15:46.480 That's literally all you have.

00:15:47.920 Why are we pretending as if this is a close battle?

00:15:49.960 Like, obviously-

00:15:50.300 No, because it's Toad.

00:15:52.240 It's Toad saying it so overconfident that he's like, no shot that- 0.87

00:15:55.400 I think he'd beat you like a child. 0.93

00:15:57.700 Yes. 0.99

00:15:57.940 Like, how I'd beat a five-year-old.

00:15:59.820 No, no, I think it would be like, there was a fight I was watching-

00:16:03.540 Like, head back? 0.98

00:16:05.300 He would use your own arms and beat you to death with them. 0.91

00:16:11.880 He would literally be, like, playing with his food. 0.99

00:16:14.160 Stab you with your toothpick arms? 0.77

00:16:16.060 Like, at any time, I can't remember what fight it was, but there was a fight.

00:16:19.460 It was a championship fight.

00:16:20.500 And I want to say it was Anderson Silva.

00:16:22.060 Was literally just, like, playing around for four rounds.

00:16:24.400 And then the fifth round, I was like, all right, I'll just knock this dude out, like, now.

00:16:26.640 Because I could do it at any time.

00:16:27.560 I'm not going to knock him out first round.

00:16:29.040 He's not in multiple fights.

00:16:29.700 This is what I'm worried about.

00:16:30.340 But it's like, I'm just going to play around and then just, like, oh, just one knock out.

00:16:34.600 Here's what you're not thinking about with Lainey.

00:16:36.300 And you too, Jose.

00:16:37.600 Do you see the edits that this person makes?

00:16:40.740 Yeah.

00:16:40.920 Do you see that kind of stuff?

00:16:41.920 Imagine the combos.

00:16:44.080 Yeah, no, no.

00:16:44.540 This person's meticulous.

00:16:46.140 And they're doing things to set you up.

00:16:48.360 And if you don't think that they fight the same way, Toad, he would hurt you.

00:16:52.160 He would set you up for a head kick and change your life for the worst.

00:16:56.140 Which I don't even think is possible.

00:16:57.540 I don't know.

00:16:58.080 Compare that to a Better Off Dead episode.

00:17:00.240 Because that would be, like, my fighting style.

00:17:02.260 Also, by the way, this is coming right after.

00:17:03.740 So, what's really funny about this is, like, immediately before.

00:17:07.140 And correct me if I'm wrong.

00:17:08.500 Immediately before, Toad was saying, I have a seven-day pounding headache that hasn't stopped.

00:17:13.220 He was literally talking about how terrible his life is. 0.99

00:17:16.540 And then immediately after said, I'd still beat the shit out of Lainey. 1.00

00:17:19.940 I don't even think Toad could handle a round of fighting. 0.97

00:17:24.060 I don't think a round of grappling.

00:17:26.220 I don't think, like, go to, like, a BJJ class once, Toad.

00:17:29.520 I'm worried about the Jiu-Jitsu.

00:17:30.200 And see if you can get through.

00:17:31.180 Because they'll do, like, a three-minute, like, just, like, open mat.

00:17:35.500 Just three minutes.

00:17:36.500 And, like, you just go in there and just wrestle for three minutes.

00:17:38.680 I don't think you would make it a minute.

00:17:40.380 I think you would gas out immediately.

00:17:41.720 Real quick, Toad.

00:17:42.420 If we say we do have some event and Lainey does come, would you be willing to fight him?

00:17:47.940 Boxing.

00:17:48.460 Boxing only.

00:17:50.020 I thought we were talking MMA.

00:17:52.200 Well, would you rather MMA?

00:17:53.240 I'd rather MMA. 1.00

00:17:54.260 You're out of your fucking mind. 1.00

00:17:55.540 No, you'd do great. 1.00

00:17:56.540 You'd do great, Toad.

00:17:57.700 Let's do that.

00:17:58.540 Like, you want to do that?

00:18:00.300 I need the wrestling aspect of it, man.

00:18:02.720 You do not need the wrestling aspect.

00:18:05.400 Yeah, no, you'd do wonderful.

00:18:06.720 That would really give you the edge there, Toad.

00:18:08.440 Like a Roman style. 0.68

00:18:10.900 Like a Roman style completely naked. 0.98

00:18:15.320 Are we going to lose quite this whole?

00:18:17.580 I think we're just us four.

00:18:18.780 Well, let's see how we can do without Clint, I guess.

00:18:20.840 That's just one of these ones.

00:18:21.840 We thought we were going to do without Top.

00:18:23.220 Let's see how it goes without Clint, I guess.

00:18:25.680 It should be fine.

00:18:26.260 It's not like he's retweeting this.

00:18:27.740 This is a crazy...

00:18:29.240 This is a crazy... 1.00

00:18:30.440 Bring him back and go topless. 1.00

00:18:32.060 My boobs are mostly gone. 0.99

00:18:33.540 I think and go topless again. 0.81

00:18:35.020 I think bring the estrogen back.

00:18:36.500 Jesus.

00:18:36.940 I think bring the estrogen back just to give Toad a handicap. 0.92

00:18:39.560 And so we have floppy titties and go shirt off.

00:18:42.040 That's the move.

00:18:42.600 Yeah.

00:18:43.300 Yeah, it's not like...

00:18:44.180 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:44.580 If I'm going to die, at least it better be with titties in my face. 1.00

00:18:47.980 Man titties. 1.00

00:18:50.240 Either way, man. 0.99

00:18:51.200 Oh, my God.

00:18:53.060 That would be awesome. 0.99

00:18:54.240 Flopping titties on a dude that beats the shit out of Toad. 0.98

00:18:58.000 I like the idea, though, of recording Toad doing stuff. 0.99

00:19:02.940 Yes.

00:19:03.420 Because I want to see stuff that he says he can just do.

00:19:07.640 He talks about how he played basketball.

00:19:09.720 I want to see Toad go to a Y and then just go play some pickup ball with a bunch of dudes

00:19:16.740 at the YMCA and just see how that goes.

00:19:19.160 I can even do his form.

00:19:19.980 It's probably...

00:19:20.420 It's like...

00:19:21.000 Oh, it has to be.

00:19:22.640 It might be like this.

00:19:23.920 It might be like this.

00:19:25.580 From the three-point line, underhand.

00:19:27.560 Dude, it's one of those...

00:19:28.680 You know, like the autist retard shot where it's like a push-off shot like that, but the 1.00

00:19:33.080 aim is really good because you understand the physics of it.

00:19:35.580 That's kind of how I do it.

00:19:39.240 I'm not bad at shooting.

00:19:40.740 There we go.

00:19:41.440 There we go.

00:19:41.940 That was bugging me.

00:19:42.280 I fixed it.

00:19:42.800 You're welcome.

00:19:43.240 Thank you.

00:19:43.880 What do we have a producer for?

00:19:45.120 I played...

00:19:46.120 Yeah, I know.

00:19:46.740 The producer's the one, by the way, that's Tyler down the...

00:19:50.420 Intramural.

00:19:51.260 Oh, yeah.

00:19:53.340 Toad was, I mean, was almost asking for a lobotomy just to relieve some pressure in his

00:19:58.620 head. 0.96

00:19:59.200 I was considering drilling a hole in my own skull. 0.98

00:20:01.980 Can we nail you down on this? 0.81

00:20:03.300 Let's nail Toad down. 1.00

00:20:04.240 Would you be willing to do an exhibition fight against Lainey?

00:20:08.700 No.

00:20:09.340 Toad is not willing to.

00:20:10.600 I said, Toad, maybe you should get more hydration. 1.00

00:20:13.680 And he was like, no, fuck you. 1.00

00:20:16.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:17.200 No.

00:20:17.900 No, I do need more hydration.

00:20:19.540 It's probably killing me.

00:20:20.280 Wait, so are you saying no, you wouldn't? 1.00

00:20:22.080 After all this shit talking about how you'd win, like, hands down, you'd win in your head. 0.99

00:20:26.620 Yeah. 0.99

00:20:27.020 If he never does it, if he never does it, we can't prove him wrong.

00:20:30.800 That's the thing. 0.99

00:20:31.500 It's just like, he can say all the shit he wants. 0.99

00:20:33.920 Dude, this is why... 1.00

00:20:34.800 I'd fight Lainey.

00:20:35.400 I'd fight Lainey.

00:20:36.600 I'd fight Lainey. 0.57

00:20:37.480 I don't care.

00:20:38.200 I would literally be like, okay, I'll train.

00:20:40.480 I'll still... 1.00

00:20:40.860 I think I'll get my ass kicked. 1.00

00:20:41.860 And I'm not even talking shit. 1.00

00:20:43.120 Like, I think it'd be a fun fight. 0.98

00:20:45.440 Lainey does all of our edits for no money.

00:20:47.960 And you guys all want to fight her.

00:20:49.360 I don't...

00:20:49.780 How dare you.

00:20:50.080 No, I don't want to fight.

00:20:51.260 I don't want to fight.

00:20:52.180 I'm just saying I would. 0.99

00:20:53.980 And I'm not even talking shit. 1.00

00:20:54.960 Toad's talking shit and saying he won't fight, though. 1.00

00:20:56.960 Is he she or her? 1.00

00:20:57.660 I don't see it as like a talking shit thing. 0.99

00:20:59.560 But it's all of the above. 0.98

00:21:00.700 It's not like a malicious wanting to fight him.

00:21:01.980 It's just, I think it'd be fun.

00:21:03.320 Like an exhibition fight.

00:21:04.820 Yeah.

00:21:05.760 I'm not being malicious.

00:21:07.060 This isn't Jake Paul and Mike Tyson. 1.00

00:21:09.260 No, you're being a bitch. 1.00

00:21:09.280 And I just have confidence in myself. 1.00

00:21:12.380 Bullshit. 1.00

00:21:12.780 You won't fucking fight him. 1.00

00:21:13.900 You pussy. 1.00

00:21:14.080 Next time you talk about him like that, I'm going to fucking cut you. 1.00

00:21:16.440 And you know that I can do it. 0.99

00:21:17.740 Is that about me or Lainey?

00:21:20.920 I don't even know.

00:21:23.500 I do love the self-confidence.

00:21:24.960 Is it real, though, Toad?

00:21:26.120 Or is it just something that you...

00:21:27.300 I want to see Toad mud fight Liz. 1.00

00:21:28.440 I think my wife takes her. 1.00

00:21:30.620 Yeah, I think that is a close...

00:21:32.200 That is a better fight than Lainey Toad.

00:21:34.900 Toad Liz, honestly.

00:21:37.740 I'd probably win, but I'm not that confident.

00:21:39.480 The dudes that paid for a dude, you, she, everyone else. 0.72

00:21:44.940 It's what makes him feel better. 0.88

00:21:46.360 I just want to see the boobs out of curiosity, man. 0.99

00:21:51.580 I think Toad is into trannies. 1.00

00:21:54.580 Legitimately think Toad is into trannies. 0.99

00:21:55.820 Yeah, the last episode he was looking at tranny dick like for half the episode. 1.00

00:21:59.160 And now he's asking for... 0.99

00:22:01.200 And every night.

00:22:04.540 Yeah, Liz does have experience. 1.00

00:22:06.140 Liz has fighting experience, 100%. 0.96

00:22:09.200 And she has aggression. 1.00

00:22:10.840 She has more aggression than Toad does. 1.00

00:22:12.560 She beats you, but she doesn't actually harm you, right?

00:22:16.860 I mean, no.

00:22:20.240 But I also...

00:22:21.240 I don't know.

00:22:22.220 Maybe I do get harmed.

00:22:22.940 I have 40 pounds on her, too. 0.99

00:22:24.400 Like, it's not like...

00:22:25.020 I'm not going to get hurt.

00:22:28.600 Yeah, that checks out.

00:22:29.980 Yeah, right there.

00:22:32.100 Yeah.

00:22:32.640 And I mean, Toad's looking through... 0.99

00:22:33.980 I mean, been looking at a lot of tranny dick recently. 1.00

00:22:37.360 It was the same thing. 0.99

00:22:38.160 I remember Matt McCusker talking about it, how he got into...

00:22:40.040 He's part of my job, man.

00:22:41.340 Matt McCusker got into T-Porn.

00:22:43.040 And that was his final thing of like, I got to stop looking at porn. 1.00

00:22:46.080 Because he was just like, I can't keep looking at dude dick. 0.99

00:22:50.700 You can't keep looking at the T, man. 0.99

00:22:52.400 All right, you guys want to do a mailbag?

00:22:53.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:54.100 Now that Toad's being a bitch and won't fucking fight Lenny, even though he's talking shit like he'd win? 1.00

00:22:58.160 It's the same thing with the LP. 1.00

00:23:00.660 Everything he does, he's just like, I'll be overconfident.

00:23:03.580 Can we talk about that?

00:23:04.420 I'll be overconfident with saying I can do this, but then I just won't do it because I don't want to. 0.98

00:23:09.740 Before we do this shit, like, so the LP thing. 0.98

00:23:12.540 I'll be in the LP. 0.99

00:23:13.820 They're getting Trump now.

00:23:15.560 And Toad has a very good shot at being in the debates.

00:23:19.720 Right.

00:23:20.100 Although Trump will not be in the LP debates.

00:23:22.300 It doesn't matter.

00:23:23.480 It just means more people will be looking at this thing.

00:23:26.140 Yes.

00:23:26.400 And this is the time for Toad to do this.

00:23:28.920 And I bet you if we got him across the finish line, he would be like, I'm not going to do it.

00:23:33.360 Just for no reason.

00:23:34.160 I'll do it.

00:23:34.560 Yep.

00:23:35.080 No, you won't.

00:23:35.740 No, you're lying.

00:23:36.960 I'm going to be there. 1.00

00:23:38.100 What the fuck? 1.00

00:23:39.320 But you'll just be like, Trump, I don't really care. 1.00

00:23:42.440 I don't really want to go on the stage now.

00:23:44.380 It's overrated.

00:23:45.780 You should just vote Trump anyways.

00:23:48.060 Yeah, just like I did in Georgia, right?

00:23:50.780 Yeah, because it was nobody there.

00:23:52.180 You only want to do it when there's like nobody is watching.

00:23:56.400 I thrive in the stage.

00:23:58.920 Toad, that's actually the move.

00:24:00.720 Toad, here's the move.

00:24:02.680 You go on the stage.

00:24:04.340 We get you on the stage.

00:24:05.680 And then from there, you just refuse to debate. 0.99

00:24:09.020 And you just constantly say, debate is fake and gay. 0.99

00:24:11.820 I refuse to debate. 0.98

00:24:13.000 And like you showed up here for a debate.

00:24:14.840 You're sitting on a debate stage.

00:24:16.080 You got paid.

00:24:16.700 You got money raised for you to get there.

00:24:19.460 And you're just like, not even going to debate. 1.00

00:24:21.220 Fuck y'all. 1.00

00:24:23.060 That would be a move. 1.00

00:24:24.320 But I would probably do something similar to the Georgia one.

00:24:28.500 I think we need a fresh toad.

00:24:29.880 Legitimately, I said that you should dress up as Ken Bone again.

00:24:34.340 But then don't wear shoes and socks again.

00:24:36.900 We got a super chat from Rumble.

00:24:38.560 $5 Bill the Butcher.

00:24:39.760 Say, what's up?

00:24:40.240 But like, because your thing on the LP is Ken Bone, I also, do you think Trump 100% remembers Ken Bone, right?

00:24:54.180 No.

00:24:54.500 He has to.

00:24:55.140 You don't think he remembers Ken Bone?

00:24:56.520 Yes, I think he does.

00:24:57.700 I think he does.

00:24:59.040 I don't think he remembers.

00:25:00.120 No.

00:25:01.220 I think he does.

00:25:02.200 He's 80.

00:25:03.400 Keep in mind, Trump is like.

00:25:04.780 I don't think he ever knew in the first place.

00:25:07.140 He was on the stage with him.

00:25:08.660 He was there.

00:25:09.000 Yeah, he was asking.

00:25:10.660 Yeah, Ken Bone, remember he asked the question to Trump.

00:25:14.140 Okay, then maybe he does.

00:25:15.140 I didn't realize he asked the joke. 0.99

00:25:16.300 We have to start looking at Trump as like, not just like this guy that did this thing in 2016, but he's fucking old. 0.99

00:25:22.780 We got to, he's 80 years old. 0.99

00:25:24.240 I think he's, I think he's on some sort of weird, like Antichrist shit where he remembers everything. 0.99

00:25:30.100 Whatever Trump is on, I want it, man. 0.99

00:25:32.820 He for real is my money who the Mosheok is. 1.00

00:25:34.900 Like, that's where my money's on is Trump being the Mosheok. 0.99

00:25:37.380 Yeah.

00:25:37.480 No, I actually don't believe it just because he's too, uh, he's too controversial.

00:25:43.740 Like, he's too split down the middle.

00:25:45.820 No.

00:25:46.420 The whole point of the Antichrist is that he's loved by all.

00:25:47.920 It's such an underdog story.

00:25:48.940 And he's like the warrior.

00:25:50.000 Underdog story?

00:25:50.720 Like, they're all about a warrior.

00:25:51.620 Yes! 0.99

00:25:52.160 Are you fucking kidding me? 1.00

00:25:53.180 Like, the, like, he literally, like, got the election stolen from him and now fucking is getting attacked fucking in, like, electoral politics. 0.99

00:26:00.920 Yeah, and he was a huge underdog against Hillary. 0.98

00:26:02.460 That's true.

00:26:03.000 Yeah.

00:26:03.580 Yeah, there. 0.99

00:26:04.440 And then also then he got fucked over with him and Biden. 1.00

00:26:07.340 Now he's going to fucking come back, swing in, and probably win this next one after going through all these fucking, you know, like, criminal proceedings and whatever the fuck. 1.00

00:26:14.160 And he's going to, like, it's, like, it's literally a complete fucking, like, hero story type bullshit. 1.00

00:26:19.740 This is, like, a perfect fucking narrative for the Moshiach. 1.00

00:26:22.300 It's perfect. 0.99

00:26:23.140 No. 1.00

00:26:23.620 And then he comes in and fucking sucks Netanyahu's dick and fucking brings on the fucking end times, you know? 1.00

00:26:30.940 Yeah, he's too, man, there's too much big brain. 1.00

00:26:32.520 I do, because I was going to, like, offset the big brain by saying, did y'all see that Kamala Harris's camel toe got leaked the other day?

00:26:41.460 No way.

00:26:42.040 No.

00:26:42.440 Yeah.

00:26:42.980 Yeah.

00:26:43.160 I found a video.

00:26:46.220 Oh, God. 1.00

00:26:46.760 God damn it. 1.00

00:26:47.360 I've jerked off to that. 1.00

00:26:49.020 Dude, it's hardcore. 0.98

00:26:50.920 She's wearing yoga pants and, like, put them through it.

00:26:52.260 It was yoga pants and you could see the slit.

00:26:55.340 Dude, it looked like she wasn't wearing anything wrong.

00:26:58.080 Maybe someone could find it.

00:27:00.620 Here, I'm going to look it up real quick.

00:27:02.720 Dude, it's Kamala toe.

00:27:04.860 That's my mama. 1.00

00:27:05.460 Yeah, Kamala toe. 1.00

00:27:06.700 Kamala toe.

00:27:09.500 Do you think the Kamala toe? 0.99

00:27:11.300 Kamala toe for girls is, like, not as good as, like, what Clint does with the dick imprints. 0.99

00:27:17.160 Because it's just a crack. 0.99

00:27:18.260 It's always just a split.

00:27:19.220 It's never anything distinct.

00:27:20.880 I don't know, man.

00:27:21.400 I mean, you're like, this was, like, the whole cluster.

00:27:23.040 I looked up Kamala Harris' Kamala toe. 1.00

00:27:26.980 And this is what came up.

00:27:29.820 Kamal Joe.

00:27:31.500 Kamal Joe. 1.00

00:27:32.180 That's such a great fucking shirt. 1.00

00:27:35.180 Kamal Joe. 1.00

00:27:36.320 How did...

00:27:37.680 Dude, isn't Kamal Joe is the mascot from Kamal Cigarettes, right?

00:27:42.740 It's Joe Camel.

00:27:44.020 Joe Camel, yeah.

00:27:45.840 All right.

00:27:47.460 I got to find it because I did see...

00:27:49.180 I saw a video.

00:27:50.600 It's probably getting...

00:27:51.860 It's probably hard to find now.

00:27:54.720 I saw the picture.

00:27:55.680 CIA's already on it.

00:27:56.760 Yeah, they're already on it, dude.

00:27:57.700 They already got it.

00:27:58.440 Somebody sent me the picture, and I didn't even know that it was Kamala.

00:28:01.360 I was just like, oh, it's a Kamala toe. 0.90

00:28:02.880 All right.

00:28:03.380 All right.

00:28:03.400 Let's go to the mailbag.

00:28:04.800 Let's do some mailbag while we wait.

00:28:06.520 If I can find it, I'll send it.

00:28:07.780 Mark Vestibule says,

00:28:10.080 Would you rather have one of your buddies gently make love to you and have everyone know 1.00

00:28:13.980 or be roughly pink-socked by a BBC, a big black cock, and no one knew about it? 1.00

00:28:20.180 The former. 1.00

00:28:21.000 Oh.

00:28:21.840 Obviously the former.

00:28:23.180 Yeah.

00:28:24.420 Wait, wait. 0.99

00:28:24.880 So you'd rather just everybody know that you had sex with a dude? 0.99

00:28:28.520 Do you know what pink-socked is? 1.00

00:28:30.220 Is that where your asshole comes out? 1.00

00:28:32.040 That's where your asshole comes out, yes. 1.00

00:28:33.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:33.800 You got so roughly fucked by a giant black cock that your anus literally fell out. 1.00

00:28:39.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:39.440 Yeah, but nobody knows.

00:28:40.840 Yeah, but nobody knows. 0.98

00:28:42.080 I fucking know. 0.99

00:28:43.780 Dude, even without the anal prolapse part. 0.99

00:28:45.420 And the doctors that fix it know. 1.00

00:28:47.660 Yeah, even without the anal prolapse part, I'm taking the fucking one of your homies, 1.00

00:28:52.320 one of your buddies, because I just don't want to fuck a black. 1.00

00:28:55.200 No, I mean, listen, you can go to a doctor, and anal prolapse isn't always from having rough 1.00

00:29:00.540 anal sex. 0.99

00:29:01.200 It could just be like, I farted, right? 0.99

00:29:02.600 I pooped really hard, dude. 1.00

00:29:03.900 But if you go to this, all right, I know what you're thinking, gay stuff, I just shit super 1.00

00:29:09.320 fucking hard. 1.00

00:29:10.880 Yeah, that's just the excuse. 0.99

00:29:15.180 I swear, doc. 1.00

00:29:16.540 You take shits bigger than dicks, though, right? 1.00

00:29:19.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:20.300 All the time. 1.00

00:29:20.840 Depends on the dick. 1.00

00:29:21.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:22.060 Depends on the dick. 1.00

00:29:22.720 Even sometimes, sometimes, like, that was a big dick, but it was, like, bigger shit. 1.00

00:29:28.260 I don't know. 1.00

00:29:28.680 It feels good, too, kind of.

00:29:29.620 Like, let's be real. 0.79

00:29:30.480 Is that, by the way, is that something that actually happens, is you get a prolapsed anus 1.00

00:29:33.780 from getting fucked so fucking hard? 1.00

00:29:36.300 Yes. 1.00

00:29:36.780 That is a thing. 1.00

00:29:37.720 God damn. 0.99

00:29:38.580 Dude, and think about, like, the discrepancy between those two reasons why you get the 1.00

00:29:42.960 anal prolapse, and getting fucked by a huge cock is, like, the worst thing imaginable. 1.00

00:29:46.760 Super gay. 1.00

00:29:47.660 But then if you fart and cause an anal prolapse, that's, like, the manliest thing you can do. 0.99

00:29:52.960 No, because I think, I bet you, I bet if you, anytime that someone comes in with an 1.00

00:29:56.260 anal prolapse, and they say, like, oh, I shit too hard, or I fart, or something, and 0.99

00:30:00.160 they would just be, like, yeah, you're just gay, and this is just the, like, it just finally 1.00

00:30:03.680 That's just buttfuck coke. 1.00

00:30:04.900 That's all it is. 0.99

00:30:06.020 It just, it's just finally your body just gave out. 0.97

00:30:08.480 It was just, like, I've been getting fucked so hard, and then finally, it was just, like. 0.98

00:30:11.660 Unless you're a senior citizen, I don't buy that story. 1.00

00:30:14.020 Like, I'm sorry you got buttfucked. 1.00

00:30:15.920 You're a liar, and you got buttfucked. 1.00

00:30:17.620 I don't think there's, even if you didn't get buttfucked at that time to make it 1.00

00:30:21.760 prolapse, it was just the amount of buttfucking beforehand, and this is just a straw that 0.98

00:30:25.780 broke the camel's back. 0.99

00:30:26.660 Buttfucking was involved. 1.00

00:30:28.100 Yeah, it's, like, it's not.

00:30:29.500 I used to work in a pharmacy. 0.98

00:30:30.320 Chase Oliver's anus is just going to fall out on the debate stage. 0.88

00:30:33.060 I used to work in a pharmacy, and any time someone came in, and they had a prescription 0.98

00:30:37.780 for Valtrex, I'm always, like, herpes, like, right away, like, they don't prescribe it for

00:30:43.420 anything else. 0.99

00:30:44.060 So, like, when the person, I give it to the person, I look at their face, and I go, fucking 1.00

00:30:47.340 herpes. 0.99

00:30:48.420 And now that's, like, in my head.

00:30:49.500 Is it for cold sores, too, though, or not? 1.00

00:30:50.540 It's, yeah, it's for a bunch of shit. 0.99

00:30:51.820 Like, you use it for a lot of things, but I'm, like, this guy probably has herpes. 0.99

00:30:54.940 It's different and simpler.

00:30:55.480 I get cold sores.

00:30:56.240 Technically, I have herpes, I guess, but not that kind of herpes.

00:30:58.480 You probably do have herpes.

00:30:59.620 You look like the kind of dude that would have herpes, right? 1.00

00:31:01.860 Like, on my dick or on my face? 1.00

00:31:04.260 Okay. 1.00

00:31:04.700 Well, I mean, I don't.

00:31:05.260 Out of all four of us, who would have it?

00:31:07.500 I mean, I get that.

00:31:08.580 Not me. 1.00

00:31:09.120 I don't fuck. 1.00

00:31:09.400 What's up? 1.00

00:31:10.440 Yeah.

00:31:11.760 Does he have herpes?

00:31:13.040 I bet she's herpes. 1.00

00:31:14.600 Imagine being a fag powerlifter that's in a horrible state. 1.00

00:31:16.940 Yeah, 100%. 0.98

00:31:17.700 I feel like, now, that was the only other thing, like, if you maybe, like, were, like, a powerlifter,

00:31:22.280 and you're just, like, I mean, but I feel like that's more of, like, a hernia.

00:31:25.540 No.

00:31:25.900 Like, you'll just get a hernia. 1.00

00:31:27.000 I bet your asshole's not going to blow out. 1.00

00:31:29.620 Tyler's herpes are probably from, like, cycling or something. 1.00

00:31:32.120 They're, like, the gayest form of herpes. 0.99

00:31:33.060 I've literally never felt pressure in my asshole from lifting, and I've lifted quite a bit. 1.00

00:31:37.680 I've never been like, oh, no, my butthole. 0.99

00:31:40.340 Clint's in the back, and he's just, like, hey, restarted my PC. 0.99

00:31:43.240 Now I'm checking my router.

00:31:44.640 And now he's just sending memes and saying, LOL.

00:31:47.080 I'm, like, were you coming back, though?

00:31:48.440 He's the best.

00:31:49.020 Dude, what are you doing the show, Clint?

00:31:50.940 That's how you do it, man.

00:31:52.560 That's how you do it.

00:31:54.200 $5 sounds like Clint was a romance scam.

00:31:56.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:56.660 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:31:57.400 I agree with you, Top. 1.00

00:31:57.980 Of all the people that would likely have herpes on the show, you know what?

00:32:01.400 I actually take that back.

00:32:02.580 Clint, you know he raw dogs. 0.75

00:32:04.260 Like, he'd be the most likely to have herpes.

00:32:06.260 I'm second most likely, I think.

00:32:08.820 Yeah.

00:32:09.560 I mean, like, if we're not counting cold sores.

00:32:11.140 Obviously, that's technically herpes, but they're different simplexes with the virus, so. 0.99

00:32:14.600 No, I'm talking about the shit that doesn't go away. 0.99

00:32:16.860 Everyone got real quiet. 1.00

00:32:18.340 It doesn't go away.

00:32:19.320 Sorry, I'm still looking up Kamala Harris camel toe.

00:32:21.960 I'm really trying to find it.

00:32:23.520 We gotta see it.

00:32:24.700 We gotta show it. 1.00

00:32:27.540 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:32:28.300 That's cool. 1.00

00:32:29.160 That's why I can't get dick herpes, someone said in there. 1.00

00:32:31.480 I'm just gonna fucking raw dog whores now. 1.00

00:32:33.580 What did they say? 1.00

00:32:34.540 Wait, you can't get dick herpes? 0.99

00:32:34.880 Someone said, if you get it on your face, you won't get it elsewhere. 0.99

00:32:37.080 Only one strain of herpes.

00:32:38.080 You're gonna believe a random comment?

00:32:40.140 That sounds good to me.

00:32:41.720 Yeah, you get natural immunity to herpes.

00:32:44.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:45.120 Well, on your dick, at least. 1.00

00:32:46.200 I would still get it on my face. 1.00

00:32:47.680 Just get it once. 1.00

00:32:48.120 But I can just raw dog every fucking gutter whore in the world, and I'm fine. 1.00

00:32:52.400 Right. 1.00

00:32:52.740 Apparently. 0.99

00:32:54.020 Your faces look kind of shitty, yeah. 0.98

00:32:56.540 Are people still worried about STDs out there? 0.97

00:32:59.120 I feel like they've gotten a control of it.

00:33:01.560 Like, even like HIV, right?

00:33:03.140 Yeah, it's like a nothing now. 1.00

00:33:04.560 You're like, yeah, whatever, take this shit. 1.00

00:33:06.080 Who cares? 1.00

00:33:07.220 That's kind of what AIDS is now.

00:33:09.320 Like, AIDS is like a non-problem. 0.98

00:33:11.220 Like, if you're dying from AIDS, you're like, dude, what the fuck happened? 0.97

00:33:14.160 It's kind of like COVID. 0.99

00:33:19.320 AIDS is kind of like COVID. 0.95

00:33:21.600 So, next question.

00:33:23.060 What are we doing here?

00:33:24.020 Oh, man.

00:33:25.460 Rich is asking, if you and your wife slash girlfriend switched bodies for a year, 0.99

00:33:31.000 would you be willing to do all the sex acts you've done to them, 0.98

00:33:34.060 and how many times would Cole have non-consensual penetration from his wife? 0.74

00:33:39.240 Why is he making this specifically about Cole?

00:33:41.500 You know, bring that back up.

00:33:42.500 I've got to think that one.

00:33:43.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:43.580 I've got to –

00:33:44.740 Yeah, that's a real head-scratcher.

00:33:46.940 Yeah, I'm confused. 0.99

00:33:47.960 Let's switch by for you and do all the sex acts you've done to them. 1.00

00:33:51.620 So, it's just like if you and your wife switch lives, basically, 0.95

00:33:56.020 and then just like –

00:33:57.080 All the stuff he's done to them. 0.99

00:33:58.040 How is the one getting fucked? 0.99

00:33:59.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:00.260 I mean, like, if I had a pussy and my wife had a dick, 1.00

00:34:02.780 Yeah, no problem. 1.00

00:34:03.560 I mean, the only thing that would really fuck me over is I've only done – 0.93

00:34:06.460 I've done – 1.00

00:34:06.680 I've got a pussy. 1.00

00:34:07.460 Like, what is – 1.00

00:34:07.960 So, I've got to give him one butt stuff at some point. 0.61

00:34:10.820 That would be the only issue.

00:34:11.800 That's the thing I would do is I would be like,

00:34:14.280 all right, I'll show you.

00:34:15.620 Like, you always talk about how so bad it is. 1.00

00:34:18.080 Oh, you fuck shit? 1.00

00:34:19.240 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:34:21.200 Oh, it wasn't so fucking hard. 0.82

00:34:23.120 I think this is right. 0.53

00:34:24.660 Like, a woman – 1.00

00:34:25.480 I'm going to blow you so good. 1.00

00:34:27.960 Oh, yeah, the blowjobs. 1.00

00:34:29.540 I didn't even think about that. 0.99

00:34:30.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:30.620 A woman wouldn't know how to use a dick. 1.00

00:34:32.560 Like, there's a thing that you've got to do when you use a dick. 1.00

00:34:36.900 Like, on pussy, Toad, I'm talking to. 1.00

00:34:38.580 Shut the fuck up, Toad. 1.00

00:34:39.840 No, I was just going to say – 1.00

00:34:40.660 You can just exit this conversation.

00:34:43.340 You can go ahead and just –

00:34:44.760 Go join Clint.

00:34:46.140 Go check your notifications, your texts, whatever you've got to do for the next –

00:34:49.900 There we go.

00:34:50.500 Anyway, there we go.

00:34:52.560 This is way weird.

00:34:53.340 I hate it. 1.00

00:34:53.720 Dude's a way better at sucking dick, though, because they understand the dick. 1.00

00:34:58.280 They know the dick. 1.00

00:34:59.100 They have the dick. 1.00

00:34:59.600 Oh, dude, that would be a conundrum, because if you did swap, then now you don't have that faux pas of, oh, no, I can't suck dick because it's gay. 1.00

00:35:05.920 Would you then, now that's gone, just be like – 1.00

00:35:08.120 Right, now you're in a woman's body. 1.00

00:35:11.140 It also technically would be sucking your own dick as well. 1.00

00:35:14.320 So, also – 1.00

00:35:16.320 Yeah, sure.

00:35:16.720 Yeah, not gay. 1.00

00:35:17.620 I would suck my own dick. 1.00

00:35:18.800 Oh, this is a real freaky – 1.00

00:35:20.740 Go ahead and bookmark that one, too.

00:35:22.800 Cole.

00:35:23.460 I mean, Jose, this is –

00:35:25.000 You got a lot of – 1.00

00:35:25.980 You're telling me you wouldn't suck your own dick if you could. 1.00

00:35:29.700 Well, I mean, maybe not now, but like – 1.00

00:35:31.040 It would also prove a point.

00:35:32.500 It's also proving a point.

00:35:34.440 I'd want to do it at least once just to see.

00:35:36.400 I feel like if I – 1.00

00:35:37.400 If I was, like, 15 and I could suck my dick, like, dude, that thing would be polished every fucking day. 1.00

00:35:41.180 Also, 100%, I would want to feel what a woman feels like to orgasm. 1.00

00:35:45.240 Because I feel like it has to be different. 0.96

00:35:47.340 Yeah, it's got to be dope. 0.97

00:35:48.580 It's got to be fucking awesome. 0.97

00:35:50.140 Yeah. 0.77

00:35:50.440 And it talks to me like, oh, I'm tired.

00:35:52.400 Like, what?

00:35:52.660 You don't want just awesomeness? 1.00

00:35:53.880 What's your fucking problem? 1.00

00:35:57.000 It's so weird that they don't want to orgasm every time they have sex. 1.00

00:36:00.020 Sometimes they're just like, no, I just don't feel like – 0.89

00:36:01.760 Like, I want to have sex. 0.88

00:36:02.540 I just don't want to orgasm right now. 1.00

00:36:03.700 What the fuck? 1.00

00:36:04.540 Like, what's the point? 0.99

00:36:06.360 Like, what's the –

00:36:07.800 See?

00:36:08.740 It's like running without a finish line.

00:36:11.420 Yeah, Jose said it was awesome.

00:36:13.080 It is strange. 0.99

00:36:14.080 Like, the female proclivity to have sex, unless you're like a huge hoe. 1.00

00:36:18.540 Like, they're not – yeah, they're not after the same shit that we're doing. 1.00

00:36:20.980 That's what I'm saying. 0.96

00:36:21.460 They wouldn't be able to –

00:36:21.960 We're after the nut.

00:36:23.260 We're after the nut.

00:36:24.400 They're not after the nut.

00:36:25.000 They're way less into it, but it's way better for them. 0.98

00:36:27.040 It makes no fucking sense.

00:36:28.100 Like, ours is literally just like, and like, theirs is like, and they're just like, and they're just like, eyes crossing. 0.96

00:36:36.100 But then they're like, no big deal if I get it or not.

00:36:38.220 You're like, what? 0.97

00:36:39.560 And we're just like, I want to fucking get that. 0.70

00:36:41.380 It's like, I just want the journey for me. 0.95

00:36:46.700 Like, they could just touch it a little bit.

00:36:48.100 Oh, that was nice.

00:36:49.040 It's like, no, dude.

00:36:50.700 Exactly. 1.00

00:36:51.200 If you don't nut, you didn't fuck. 1.00

00:36:52.860 Is that true? 1.00

00:36:54.700 That's not true. 1.00

00:36:55.560 Sometimes, like, it's not like every time, like, you women have sex, you want to – that's the bullshit. 1.00

00:37:01.040 I think that's not true. 0.99

00:37:02.660 Sometimes it's like –

00:37:03.660 George Floyd's baby mama might be right about that.

00:37:06.500 That's what I said, even though I don't know what I'm talking about at all.

00:37:09.260 I think –

00:37:09.400 Who's this person?

00:37:11.080 This person, like, never said anything in the chat until now.

00:37:13.260 No, I see.

00:37:13.620 No, I know they do.

00:37:14.260 They've been in there. 0.53

00:37:14.720 I shot her up multiple times. 0.87

00:37:16.540 I've never seen this person. 0.97

00:37:16.960 Ripped on her and everything.

00:37:17.960 It is really funny. 0.72

00:37:18.900 It's only – these women only come up whenever we talk about women, like, organ – 1.00

00:37:22.860 women parts of the body or something like that. 1.00

00:37:24.780 They come out of the woodwork. 1.00

00:37:25.920 They're just all like, no, you fucking fags are wrong. 1.00

00:37:30.400 Women are more involved. 1.00

00:37:31.220 It's not gay. 0.67

00:37:33.020 It's not homosexual. 1.00

00:37:33.760 Talk about fucking yourself. 1.00

00:37:35.280 No. 1.00

00:37:36.320 Yeah.

00:37:37.200 There was a Clint. 1.00

00:37:38.080 You're fucking yourself on the boxy, I guess. 1.00

00:37:40.200 We lost to Clint. 1.00

00:37:41.380 Yeah.

00:37:42.060 Yeah.

00:37:42.540 He decided –

00:37:43.500 Clint might come back.

00:37:43.760 I don't know.

00:37:44.020 I don't know what he's doing.

00:37:44.680 Also, it is crazy.

00:37:45.860 Also, they just have, like, a button that they have to push, and it's just like –

00:37:50.180 All they do is just, like, push it enough times, and then they just

00:37:52.820 – they have these crazy –

00:37:54.820 Is this what you do?

00:38:01.400 Come on.

00:38:03.140 Oh, my God.

00:38:04.700 Oh, no, no, no.

00:38:05.680 What?

00:38:06.420 That's not true.

00:38:07.040 We can see Rumble now.

00:38:08.420 We see Rumble now, by the way.

00:38:09.840 We do see Rumble.

00:38:10.340 We see it, and we bring it up, so.

00:38:12.480 Yeah.

00:38:12.860 I've never seen this Tiffany person before.

00:38:15.980 That's also the most terrible way I've ever seen to spell Tiffany.

00:38:19.480 Yeah.

00:38:19.720 Right? 1.00

00:38:20.320 What the fuck? 1.00

00:38:20.920 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:38:22.300 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:38:22.880 Like, your parents fucked you. 1.00

00:38:24.420 They're horrible. 1.00

00:38:25.580 It's like white trash trying not to be as white. 1.00

00:38:27.740 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:27.800 So, Tiffany, you're saying –

00:38:29.060 It's Tiffany with three eyes.

00:38:31.340 That's what she says.

00:38:32.340 She says that.

00:38:33.560 She's saying that she watches on Rumble, but we never pull up her stuff.

00:38:38.420 I don't think I've ever seen it.

00:38:40.020 We know.

00:38:40.520 I mean, we must have seen it.

00:38:41.700 I think there's more chats come from YouTube, and I think it just so happens to be that –

00:38:45.160 Blue Balls isn't necessarily, like, a feeling.

00:38:49.100 Like, I think Blue Balls is just after if you happen multiple times.

00:38:52.760 Like, you have to have it, like, where you're almost nutting, and then you don't.

00:38:57.460 But I don't think –

00:38:58.340 Like, it doesn't happen, like, the first time where you're, like –

00:39:00.980 Multiple times.

00:39:01.920 What are you talking about?

00:39:02.440 Where, like, if you have, like, multiple times where you're, like, you're going to nut, and then you don't, and you just have to over and over –

00:39:07.360 Maybe I think Blue Balls comes in, like, at a point where it actually hurts.

00:39:10.920 I think it's all about how hurt you are, really.

00:39:12.200 No, no, no, no.

00:39:13.440 Blue Balls is not.

00:39:14.220 You're saying if you only, like, don't come once – 0.98

00:39:16.620 Say, like, you and your wife are fucking, and then you, like, kind of get close, and then for some reason you're, like, I'm just not into it anymore. 0.97

00:39:22.000 And, like, for some reason you don't just, like, hold her down and finish. 0.99

00:39:24.820 And then you, like –

00:39:25.220 That's a Blue Balls.

00:39:27.140 And you're saying you wouldn't get Blue Balls from that?

00:39:29.760 Is that what you're saying?

00:39:30.520 You're saying you need multiple times of almost coming to get the Blue Balls.

00:39:32.660 No, no, no.

00:39:33.080 What I'm saying is –

00:39:33.860 Because they said I wonder how Blue Balls feels.

00:39:36.840 Blue Balls isn't necessarily, like, a –

00:39:38.980 Like, it's not, like, where our balls hurt. 0.90

00:39:40.700 And I say maybe it does. 0.76

00:39:42.580 Maybe after, like –

00:39:43.700 It kind of does.

00:39:45.040 Maybe after, like, I don't think it hurts for me.

00:39:47.040 I never hurt after just not –

00:39:48.960 Dude, like –

00:39:50.060 All right.

00:39:50.340 I don't know if I ever told you guys, but the time I lost my virginity way back in high school, I didn't nut.

00:39:55.680 And I remember I didn't know what Blue Balls was. 0.66

00:39:57.780 And it wasn't until the next day I remember I was, like, telling my buddy, I was, like, dude, what the fuck is going on? 0.99

00:40:02.740 Like, my balls feel like watermelons. 0.99

00:40:04.600 Like, what is going on? 0.96

00:40:06.020 I've never had that. 0.99

00:40:07.300 Dude, he's, like, dude, you have fucking – 0.99

00:40:08.880 Dude, that's Blue Balls. 0.99

00:40:09.700 And I was, like, what?

00:40:10.840 I was, like, yeah, if you don't nut, that's what it does.

00:40:13.400 And I was, like – 0.92

00:40:13.960 Yeah, because it's, like, you call up a semen and collects there. 1.00

00:40:16.540 And you need to go home and jerk off. 1.00

00:40:18.640 And I was, like, oh, shit. 1.00

00:40:19.640 And I did, and I went away. 1.00

00:40:20.640 Let's go.

00:40:22.060 He's back.

00:40:23.300 Clint, we're talking Blue Balls.

00:40:24.800 I don't think it actually hurts.

00:40:26.920 It definitely can hurt.

00:40:27.940 It's more like a pressure thing than a hurting thing. 0.98

00:40:30.020 I guess I'm not in touch with my balls that enough. 0.98

00:40:33.840 If we're trying to equate this to women, you know how – like, your chicks, like, boobs hurt at certain times, like, during their period where their boobs are kind of sore. 1.00

00:40:39.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:40.300 It's just – I feel like from, like, the way my wife's explained to me, it's a similar thing.

00:40:44.240 It's, like, a similar feeling.

00:40:45.280 It's, like, pressure.

00:40:46.240 It kind of hurts.

00:40:46.720 Blue Balls don't exist.

00:40:47.580 It's, like, an old wives' tale, but it was made up by rapists because they want to try and, like, coerce women into finishing them off. 1.00

00:40:53.840 It's funny you say that because Jose just said he was, like, if you're close to nutting and your wife's just, like, I'm out of it, and you just don't, for some reason, hold her down and fuck her until you're done. 1.00

00:41:07.720 See? 0.99

00:41:08.260 I wasn't even here, and I already knew.

00:41:10.180 Are you being dead serious that you don't think Blue Balls exists?

00:41:13.400 Oh, Clint, here was a question.

00:41:15.020 This is a good question.

00:41:16.060 Have you just never not nutted after all the time playing time? 0.96

00:41:18.840 A woman giving you Blue Balls is worse than you – 1.00

00:41:20.960 Clint, if you and your significant other switched bodies, would you be okay with them doing the sexual positions that you do to them? 1.00

00:41:31.780 Yeah.

00:41:32.460 That is the question.

00:41:33.020 You'd be the female. 0.80

00:41:34.420 Yeah.

00:41:35.140 Would you be willing to lay down on the bed and just get thrown off?

00:41:37.960 Would you be willing to go dead fish?

00:41:41.120 Like, and just –

00:41:41.960 Yeah, I don't even understand the question.

00:41:44.820 Like, yeah?

00:41:45.920 I mean –

00:41:46.920 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:41:48.120 Like, you wouldn't – 1.00

00:41:48.840 But now, you are getting fucked. 1.00

00:41:50.680 If you're on getting fucked with your own dick, fucking you. 1.00

00:41:52.340 Yeah, I mean, all right. 1.00

00:41:53.140 So here's the thing.

00:41:54.500 I would not want to be doggy styled by myself.

00:41:59.120 Like, that seems –

00:42:00.380 It seems too –

00:42:02.360 I don't know, man.

00:42:03.380 It just makes me feel gay, you know?

00:42:05.480 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:07.840 But you'd be able to spread your legs and your cheeks.

00:42:10.560 She's really upset in the chat right now.

00:42:16.140 What does that even mean?

00:42:17.680 Why is she mad? 0.92

00:42:18.840 I don't understand.

00:42:19.320 I don't know.

00:42:19.940 We made fun of her name.

00:42:20.880 We made fun of her name.

00:42:21.360 Look at that.

00:42:22.120 Tiffany with three eyes. 1.00

00:42:23.360 Look at that stupid fucking name. 1.00

00:42:26.500 Wait, leave it up. 1.00

00:42:27.180 Leave it up because I got to see –

00:42:28.340 Let me see.

00:42:29.980 She's leaving.

00:42:30.940 I-N-I-E.

00:42:32.180 It's Typhi-N-I. 0.98

00:42:33.780 Are you genuinely upset? 0.99

00:42:35.920 I'm not your fucking monkey. 0.99

00:42:40.240 You guys, this isn't right. 0.99

00:42:41.680 This isn't right. 0.77

00:42:42.300 Tiffany put her half-black baby to bed just to watch this show.

00:42:48.460 And y'all going to do her like that? 0.99

00:42:50.660 Black don't crack.

00:42:52.020 Typhi-N-I. 0.99

00:42:52.640 Typhi-N-I. 0.99

00:42:53.260 You got to relax.

00:42:54.220 You got to relax.

00:42:54.620 Typhi-N-I. 0.99

00:42:55.260 Typhi-N-I. 0.99

00:42:57.760 Typhi-N-I. 0.99

00:42:58.660 Look, we're not going to beat you like your baby daddy.

00:43:00.680 That includes all of the hosts.

00:43:02.860 That includes everyone in the audience.

00:43:04.360 We all get clowned on. 1.00

00:43:05.280 You got to just fucking man up. 1.00

00:43:06.780 Typhi-N-I. 0.99

00:43:06.940 The funny thing is, so Typhi-N-I apparently is very – 0.52

00:43:09.760 they're very active in the Rumble chat,

00:43:11.900 and she says that we never see them.

00:43:14.340 They come to the YouTube chat one time,

00:43:16.560 one time,

00:43:18.240 and we basically just walk her.

00:43:20.580 Yeah, that's amazing.

00:43:23.520 It's amazing.

00:43:24.660 I mean, like, it's so hard to get new viewers,

00:43:27.360 and we just walk people, like, in the first 10 minutes

00:43:29.560 because we clown their names.

00:43:30.660 It's just amazing.

00:43:31.800 Typhi-N-I-90s. 0.99

00:43:33.200 Typhi-N-I. 0.99

00:43:33.600 We have an extremely high viewer acquisition, guys.

00:43:36.580 Kyom-youn. 0.56

00:43:38.160 Typhi-N-I. 0.99

00:43:39.640 Dude, title of the episode is one of those.

00:43:42.080 Typhi-N-I. 0.99

00:43:43.420 Typhi-N-I. 0.99

00:43:44.480 Sounds like a Greek god's name or some shit. 0.99

00:43:47.000 Typhi-N-I sounds like what a black person would name their kid. 0.99

00:43:49.680 One Rumble. 0.98

00:43:50.340 Typhi-N-I-I. 0.99

00:43:50.360 Typhi-N-I. 0.99

00:43:50.560 Typhi-N-I-I-I. 1.00

00:43:51.000 Typhi-N-I. 0.99

00:43:51.560 Typhi-N-I-I-I. 1.00

00:43:51.900 Typhi-N-I-I. 0.99

00:43:52.400 Typhi-N-I-I. 0.99

00:43:52.900 Typhi-N-I-I-I. 1.00

00:43:53.600 Typhi-N-I-I-I. 1.00

00:43:54.580 Typhi-N-I-I. 0.99

00:43:54.900 Typhi-N-I. 0.99

00:43:55.420 Typhi-N-I-I. 0.99

00:43:55.700 hear me yeah you're good now yeah yeah sorry it takes a long time for my router to reset so i

00:44:00.100 tried to avoid it by resetting my pc that didn't fix it i think this nigga took a nap as like 0.99

00:44:04.740 i think she went over to rumble she says okay do you like my name better over here in rumble

00:44:12.040 all right cool that i thought she was legitimately upset and leaving oh she just went to the other 1.00

00:44:16.040 platform that's probably your mom it is it is kind of funny to walk out of he's like fuck fuck 0.99

00:44:21.540 y'all i'm leaving youtube i'll see you and just like it's like walking into another room where 0.99

00:44:25.520 they're also still there just she's your mom you it's like it's like a kitchen it's like a kitchen

00:44:32.300 island she just went around to the other side of it it's like it's like being in a living room that 0.97

00:44:36.940 has two couches she's like fuck y'all i'm leaving he gets up and just goes sits on the other couch 0.99

00:44:40.660 because um june the week of june 2nd cole's coming over um i'm sure clint's gonna come hang jose if 0.99

00:44:49.560 he could fucking get away from his fed friends will come hang toad we don't know but i've been 0.95

00:44:54.880 toad no no no hold on tell why toad said tell why toad's excuse we'll get to that we'll get to 0.99

00:45:01.380 that he can't spend the money for what travel for what travel has he been doing do we like are we 0.99

00:45:10.080 doing shit with him he said he can't afford it uh dc for the lp national i'm going to fucking pork 0.99

00:45:15.840 fest why you're not our fucking monkey why would you go to dc why are you going to pork fest is not 1.00

00:45:21.080 a travel experience monkey you could probably walk to pork fest okay uh you can go and spend 0.99

00:45:27.460 the uh whatever like 1400 on the hotel we love you typhani why are you still doing pork fest yeah 0.99

00:45:33.320 why are you doing any of this you're not their fucking monkey pork fest is fun are you still 0.99

00:45:39.100 like libertarian he's a contrarian he's not a libertarian he's a contrarian he's one of the 0.99

00:45:43.520 he's one of the most confusing people i have ever encountered ever because you're gonna miss

00:45:50.240 toad you're gonna end up missing not one but probably two episodes we're gonna tape at least 0.73

00:45:54.200 one in my house where we just do some bullshit i'm gonna be it i'm gonna be at top's house for a week 0.81

00:45:59.020 like like a whole week i'm gonna be there like and guys i'm planning in that comedy club i'm planning

00:46:03.960 to have us do a show like do a show there where we can get the local audience out if people actually

00:46:09.820 want to come out and see this like you're not gonna we already we already told you this and 0.53

00:46:15.600 you're like i can't afford it i can't get down like you're fucking lying i'll come to that dude it's 0.99

00:46:20.400 just hey josie come all right oh yeah yeah well if josie comes then we don't need toad this is 0.98

00:46:26.680 perfect yeah yeah much better toad better toad red toad still unfunny but at least attractive 0.96

00:46:35.560 she did read mailbag yeah my connection my connection was dog shit but i just to make 1.00

00:46:40.680 sure that it was heard laney is a fucking legend and real shit toad he she would beat you to death 1.00

00:46:46.720 with your own arms like he would do he would big brother stop hitting yourself you until you were 1.00

00:46:51.480 deceased yeah real oh dude i want to fight toad now just so i can stop toad thinks here's the thing

00:46:57.300 that's funny toad thinks he would dictate how that fight goes you've got i'm gonna set the pace

00:47:02.560 speedbags his mole laney laney is literally like like you you're not you're not you're not

00:47:10.820 existing post laney fight like it's it's over

00:47:13.560 he doesn't know what to say he's like okay 1.00

00:47:20.980 that's gonna be him after the laney fight just ko'd like a motherfucker 0.99

00:47:26.400 i want to play this real quick because i i do love 0.97

00:47:37.820 do you have like a menu or like a price list of the services

00:47:43.100 i don't but what is it that you want i want like just regular like regular head and regular like

00:47:49.460 so regular head would be 150 and coochie and he'll be 250 0.87

00:47:53.600 seems excessive that does okay so like if i'm too early do i get any of that 250 back

00:48:00.240 of course not no

00:48:01.600 so how long does the 250 get me 30 minutes

00:48:05.600 can you prorate it to around like 7 or 12 man

00:48:09.340 okay so listen do you have like military discount

00:48:15.060 so you don't do no holiday specials and nothing

00:48:18.140 hell no

00:48:18.900 so 250 gonna give me everything

00:48:22.340 yes 250 get you everything and 273 after tax

00:48:25.840 after tax you put a tax on coochie

00:48:28.540 yes

00:48:29.180 don't worry baby just get me i got some toys

00:48:35.020 toys for what 0.99

00:48:36.520 dude is he seriously complaining because she doesn't have like a fucking menu 1.00

00:48:44.300 yo you you don't got that sex menu for me to look at right there 1.00

00:48:47.720 i no legitimately tote i was thinking about you the entire time that you would be having this 0.78

00:48:51.720 conversation beforehand you'd be you'd be like okay what's the cost 0.81

00:48:55.180 like we've we've already like paid it for you like military discount was fucking hilarious 0.98

00:48:59.180 it's just he's like i don't like i don't like this trend where like it's obviously stage shit 0.95

00:49:04.020 but it's being pushed into like viral media as if it's genuine like that was a bit like it's a 0.97

00:49:09.540 funny bit but just don't don't pretend i think i bet she was an actual hooker i thought it was real 1.00

00:49:13.800 why would you think that that they have fucking surveillance footage running in the backdrop 0.99

00:49:18.360 no no because because because it looks like a hooker 1.00

00:49:20.560 yeah you're just racist 1.00

00:49:22.900 no that's what hookers look like 1.00

00:49:25.480 yeah 1.00

00:49:25.780 isn't that kind of expensive for a black prostitute i feel like 1.00

00:49:29.380 yeah by the way 150 for head is crazy i feel like 1.00

00:49:32.960 yeah it's insane you feel like it just because you've never came from head

00:49:35.980 i mean like 1.00

00:49:37.000 well you could come for a blowjob for like 30 bucks probably easy 0.99

00:49:43.720 i told you guys about the time that i i thought i picked up a girl 0.99

00:49:47.180 in a hotel in vegas and then i made out with her and then she asked me for money and to have sex with 1.00

00:49:53.100 her and i was like yeah i just kissed a hooker 1.00

00:49:55.760 oh god 0.99

00:49:57.240 oh yeah yeah one of the worst things i've ever done

00:49:59.720 that's how i felt dude i was like the worst things she's ever done 0.99

00:50:04.940 did you see it you showed us that person that you got in trouble with your uh your whole lp thing and i looked and i was like oh that's a gay comment then i looked again and i was like i know this motherfucker that dude uh 0.99

00:50:18.440 who what whatever uh something smith 1.00

00:50:21.520 oh yeah yeah patrick smith yeah fuck that guy yeah why are we even talking about him 1.00

00:50:27.320 what did like that was like the gayest shit that i could yeah fuck that guy 1.00

00:50:30.680 no no like listen that was on your peter bogosian episode 1.00

00:50:34.980 yeah imagine being that level of gay i just gotta say just imagine that 0.95

00:50:39.740 you gotta say what they said

00:50:40.660 seeing somebody seeing someone you know get to a level where they're interviewing someone big and he's like

00:50:45.720 he's not even that libertarian like

00:50:48.060 well what was even weirder is like there was no critique for me

00:50:51.980 it was just like he's like peripherally libertarian and then 0.99

00:50:55.560 and then uh he goes on to say and he's done some really bad shit and the bad shit that i've done is shit top did 0.98

00:51:01.340 that's why when you weren't on the you left the episode i was like oh he's gone 0.99

00:51:07.000 he's gone that's it he's never coming back

00:51:08.800 you posted a picture of your son uh being crucified and claimed that it was

00:51:15.360 dude it's so funny because they also said it was like he was bloody and diapers is like

00:51:19.280 the blood was microsoft paint

00:51:21.280 yeah dude

00:51:23.280 you know it was fake right like that was the whole bit that it was fake

00:51:27.280 oh man i just look there's a lot of joyless people in not not just in the this movement but in this world and i'm just i'm not gonna let it bring me down man

00:51:34.780 it's just really fun it is gay okay i'll grant you it's a very it's like it's one of the most

00:51:39.820 like feminine things you can do is just be like oh i'm gonna try and drag this dude down 1.00

00:51:44.380 i mean that's just funny dude 0.96

00:51:45.980 i can't believe we need to be making the news like whoever made this shit we need to be this 0.92

00:51:53.020 classic dude bro i'm sorry i'm calling for us to order a bunch of fan parachutes 0.99

00:51:58.940 and i was like are you fucking kidding me right now i'm in i'm in i'm in hell i'm in a garbage country 0.99

00:52:08.300 i'm checking on my kids and my mock they're doing mock crucifixions to mock jesus oh my god 0.99

00:52:15.260 oh my god this is amazing no no no we don't have to watch the whole thing

00:52:19.900 it's it's crazy that that it happened that way and then it's crazy that it comes up again yeah

00:52:28.780 people are going like listen look what these people do they post like my children they're

00:52:37.340 at this point i'm just gonna lean into it like yeah i did it sure it was all that's what it was

00:52:42.060 my kid i i did i faked the whole thing i posted it too like i didn't do any of that but all right

00:52:46.860 no no no no you know lean it to a heart don't we say like you it was fake be like oh yeah yeah

00:52:52.060 yeah i crucified top's kid just to go viral like i'm like i'm out of my mind ladies and gentlemen

00:52:59.020 but the thing is like even if you did say that even if you're like yeah i did do that and

00:53:03.420 right and nobody's like there's nothing else to go from this like what i i just 1.00

00:53:06.780 fucked with a couple million people because you're idiots and you want to believe anything it's like 0.99

00:53:11.420 yeah i did that i mean the people are gonna get mad about it like there was an actual 1.00

00:53:14.780 like reason we were doing it too it wasn't just a troll it wasn't just like it was actually

00:53:19.420 sending a lesson that like yo there's a lot of fake that's circulating like don't lie into

00:53:23.420 propaganda which i might add is a very libertarian message to send is that like you will be lied to

00:53:29.340 to justify war so anyways i don't want to get serious about it i just think it was like 0.83

00:53:33.500 really fucking really i don't even know i don't even know it's just like crazy 0.96

00:53:37.580 gotta be honest memory boarding graduation i feel like that was i feel like it was an important 0.93

00:53:42.540 it's an important point in um tower gang lore it's like we did with this show started as like a

00:53:50.620 weird political show where we were like pseudo libertarian talked about politics but then we were 0.81

00:53:55.020 idiots so we laughed and it turned into like this very shit posty thing but you're like watch me 1.00

00:53:59.660 watch me take this shit post thing and shove it down your throat and then like a year later 1.00

00:54:03.980 it'll still come back because it's just genius like the level the level of what whatever it was 0.99

00:54:09.420 it was the greatest it was one of the greatest things we've ever done so i i have no shame in it 0.99

00:54:13.580 just to be very get rid of it man we're the herpes of shit posting 0.97

00:54:19.020 so we gotta move around we can't we have a set we have a set thing we gotta do okay jose did your 0.97

00:54:24.540 internet freeze you had to get the bed for no reason it's just gone

00:54:29.900 yeah how did toad win this yeah how come i'm not in this yeah the funny thing is that top isn't in

00:54:35.980 it all right i have some inside information she told me she messaged one of her gcs and was like

00:54:41.500 you should all vote for toad oh and then and then she sent me a screenshot of like lol look what i 0.99

00:54:48.540 voted though it was it was me and i was like she's trying to fuck 1.00

00:54:55.260 this is so great i bring that back up again you bring it back up again because that's like 10 0.98

00:55:00.540 people who yeah that's yo who posts a fucking poll and then rigs it just for the like the funsies 0.99

00:55:07.100 they feel bad for this pathetic human being i don't know is this the bitch that bought the rape 1.00

00:55:10.940 a palooza shirt probably oh yeah probably oh i bet who's so i by the way i lost 48 people voted for 1.00

00:55:19.340 toad this is whoa whoa whoa whoa you know that check mark means who who posted this who who who who

00:55:25.180 quit this because whoever that check this voted that means they means that they voted for it yeah 1.00

00:55:30.140 i think that tyler posted that i think tyler you fucking piece of shit tyler tyler's probably 1.00

00:55:34.940 wow scumbag you know your finger on the scale by the way tyler clint clint only beating me out by a 1.00

00:55:40.220 few people like so i mean like it's it's pretty crazy that i'm almost there with as far as i'm 0.97

00:55:45.420 concerned i'm as far as i'm concerned this poll is completely inverted it goes cole me jose toad 0.97

00:55:51.740 you don't know you really think cole's a better fuck than me i bet i'm telling you you i think you're 0.99

00:55:59.580 more violent guys who bought the rape a palooza shirt i really got to know 0.99

00:56:04.220 you bought two of them it's a woman why i just want to know why like how awesome is that

00:56:09.900 not even this one in my girlfriend want to go to the club wearing their rape a palooza shirts together 1.00

00:56:19.340 we can figure this out we can narrow it down what was the address i know you have

00:56:22.940 if you can if if we can oh so kate kate's actually watching this

00:56:27.900 said me that's so great thank you kate oh yeah it is it is i don't want to yeah it is her

00:56:34.060 yeah what the what's wrong with you dude i really do want somebody to go hot 0.98

00:56:39.420 bitches buying the rape of palooza shirts and taking pictures of them and like posting 1.00

00:56:42.460 well let's not say hot bitches the bitches that watch this show well they might be 1.00

00:56:48.620 you know what every bitch that watches the show is beautiful all right at least on the inside 1.00

00:56:55.180 i i want i would love if if somehow you get go to go to actually la la palooza wearing a rape 0.99

00:57:01.660 a palooza shirt would be absolutely wild because yeah at lalapalooza just like you know what i'm

00:57:09.340 here for can we talk about what a different vibe it is for a dude to wear a rape-a-palooza shirt versus

00:57:14.460 a chick i think i honestly if if top because we were talking about this i'm sending one to laney 1.00

00:57:19.820 laney i'm sending you an eraser back because uh top asked if i would wear a racerback uh rape-a-palooza 0.99

00:57:26.460 shirt and i said yeah i would i would wear like because apparently it's a woman's shirt i didn't 1.00

00:57:30.540 realize that's what a racerback was as a dude you can wear it in the gym and no problem it's just

00:57:34.780 dope it's just awesome if you wear that to the gym there's a lot of there's a lot of our shirts that

00:57:38.220 we could wear to the gym because the gym culture is just different yeah this is what i was saying

00:57:42.220 do with a rape a palooza shirt in the gym be like or on the outside as well depending on if you get 0.93

00:57:46.540 pink socks i was i was talking to my wife and i was like what is what is like this clothing line 0.97

00:57:51.340 for tower gang because it's like such dope shit but like you can literally not wear it 0.98

00:57:55.500 anymore you can't literally you wearing the racist plus one in public 0.99

00:58:02.300 it's the modern day hot topic it's the modern day hot topic you remember when you used to go

00:58:05.980 to hot topic as a kid you'd be like oh look at that no it's just a shirt that says

00:58:09.420 on it or something like that just like i good like who would wear that just maybe that's what 0.88

00:58:17.500 anal ecstasy now it's hot top lobster is where you can get all that there you go 0.99

00:58:22.540 you guys talked about the uh the hamas uh fucking uh propaganda we put out or whatever 0.96

00:58:28.460 yeah we put out hamas propaganda yeah i guess it was uh israel propaganda really 0.85

00:58:33.100 but uh yeah yeah we did we just talked about it yeah where you're gone but no i pull up uh top's

00:58:38.460 tweet that where he wore a racist plus and did that actually happen i know you're you 0.98

00:58:42.460 fuck around with it lie did you actually i can't control myself um let's make sure that 0.99

00:58:49.820 because i was like if that actually happened where his tweets are like toad stories 0.99

00:58:54.140 no no i swear i did that i i can't control my like i can't control myself when i have a thought

00:58:59.420 and it's funny yeah if it's funny i i have to say it but i like that one i was real careful with i didn't

00:59:05.180 say it like to fight her i said it and as i'm saying and i'm like how could i curve this and

00:59:10.300 still say it but have her not like freak out like have her not chimp out not chimp out she laughed 0.92

00:59:17.420 so there's like he's like what's that shirt about like that's kind of funny and i was like it's a

00:59:21.580 subscription service and then she's like and i was like yeah we don't take food stamps though and then

00:59:27.180 she laughed and it wasn't like i the way i tweeted it is is misleading because it's like confrontational

00:59:34.140 i wasn't confrontational with her i just said it and then it was like a laugh and then she took her

00:59:39.500 kids real quick and she left she was like honey let's get away but like you guys sometimes black 1.00

00:59:47.340 people are cool and we're gonna get all defensive and like black people are usually more cool than 1.00

00:59:53.100 white yeah right it's very like oh my god also what i really what i really like to do with this

00:59:59.660 this picture here is make the slurpee racist like i feel like if i do enough racist and always have

01:00:06.060 a slurpee i could somehow make that like oh the new symbol of white supremacy instead just tank dude

01:00:12.780 hey pull that picture back up pull that picture back up not that one of top not that one that is top

01:00:18.940 lobster but uh you know the the s in the slurpee looks if you put an indian dude sitting at the top 1.00

01:00:25.020 of it like there's a big shit coming out it sounds like a big shit he's just squatting over hey did we 0.98

01:00:32.460 uh the uh can you pull up the video i think i said in the production chat of the indian uh armed forces 0.99

01:00:38.460 yeah i mean top is racially i think we've watched that quite a few times but we have never watched that

01:00:43.100 before no i don't think so it was well i've seen a lot of indian armed forces fun stuff but i don't think

01:00:47.980 we've watched it this this one is different this one i don't know if it's new but i can put it in my

01:00:52.300 veins immediately

01:01:01.340 he's like you're good to go what i'm saying let's go is he is he checking size is that what he's doing

01:01:07.420 there to me i was saying you're not gay girth well i was gonna say i was like this is like this is an 0.55

01:01:14.140 indian military weed out process and also a modern day date weed out process too that you have to do

01:01:19.660 going on a date with a woman don't know reach down there grab a couple be like if i feel anything

01:01:25.500 so if you get a boner you're like out killing yourself i think it's like this this dude right

01:01:30.460 there that dude is look at this guy the second guy wait the second guy's nervous so like the first 0.75

01:01:36.220 guy he's like yep touch my nuts the second guy's not certain like he's like he's like i might be 0.91

01:01:40.940 gay what happens if you get a fear boner though is but the fourth dude the fourth dude is no no 0.97

01:01:50.380 here here let's break this down first guy here he's got chest tattoos he's like i was good 0.88

01:01:55.500 the whole time look at his face he's looking away he doesn't make eye contact yeah like he knows he's

01:02:03.980 he's got something wrong whatever they're checking for he's got a deficiency in if it's for it's now

01:02:08.380 here's to check if you're gay or not heterosexuality how can you check can you tell you grab their 0.99

01:02:12.940 dick and if you get hard you're kicked out of the military wow that's i wish we would do that i feel 0.99

01:02:17.980 like that should be something for the american military that we should absolutely wouldn't

01:02:21.260 wouldn't this guy then be the guy that leaves and not stays because that's all i was about to ask

01:02:25.900 i was like do you want him to stay or do you want him to leave is leaving good or bad in the 0.97

01:02:30.700 u.s military they have the pecker checker and that's just you just look at the dick to see who 1.00

01:02:34.940 uh for pissing uh to get drug tested yeah that's totally different i definitely got my dick fondled 1.00

01:02:39.420 when i uh had to go first joined way back when is that why you joined yeah yeah you just you're like 0.99

01:02:45.980 i think you need to check it again i think you need to check it just one more time six years of my life

01:02:51.100 look at how sure the third guy is watch so this guy he's like no bulls suck third guy this dude's like yeah 0.86

01:02:56.300 dude he's got a the crazy unibrow as well now the funny thing is this guy the doctor right after

01:03:03.420 this i just want to realize that he used the same gloves to make uh some a nice curry afterwards too 0.76

01:03:10.940 he got done checking all those balls and he's just like uh here now he's actually like gloves with 0.98

01:03:15.500 food why is there a pubic hair in my curry god damn it they use gloves to check like balls but they 0.98

01:03:22.060 don't use gloves at any other like there's like can't touch nuts without like a piece of latex in 0.97

01:03:27.660 between but we'll like straight up eat hey hey just feed me a bunch of videos back to back i just want

01:03:34.380 to fucking i want to embrace them i want to see mailbag not curry no we probably did one mailbag no we did 0.99

01:03:40.380 two there are only three we did two of them a eunuch test is that what this is 0.99

01:03:53.580 uh did also show us a movie from 1950 probably so he's you know as old as i am he's like old enough

01:04:01.900 to be my dad literally the age of my mom we talked about before the show top also had one another pajit uh

01:04:09.180 them doing like a changing of the guard which was really fucking funny today guys we're doing this 0.89

01:04:13.420 shit again and clint asked for that we're doing cole's culture corner next time you talk about 0.98

01:04:16.940 him like that i'm gonna fucking cut you and you know that i can do it he's right and you know that 0.99

01:04:23.740 i can do it hey let's just make it we can finish mailbag we can finish mailbag yeah let's finish mailbag 0.98

01:04:29.420 mailbag there is only one more mailmonkey35 this is awful yeah has anyone seen the dracula flow series it's

01:04:36.140 certainly retarded what's your favorite bar he did send a video with this if we're watching your 0.80

01:04:40.460 favorite bar was like literally like a bar to go drink oh no i think he's saying that i'll tell you

01:04:45.500 my least favorite bar uh chocolate bar with mushrooms chopped up and put into it don't do that i love that 0.95

01:04:51.180 shit i think i think he's a dracula flow series is a is a rap series and bar is the actual rap lyric 0.95

01:04:57.820 that we like the best gotcha no i have no idea what's next i think that's one if he has a video i bet 0.96

01:05:03.420 that's the video is dracula's a vampire dracula flow sounds like some sort of bloodletting i don't

01:05:08.940 know what's happening didn't we have some shit from last week they were like hey we're gonna finish 0.95

01:05:12.460 this week oh let's watch this yeah i like that there's a there's a white it was it was shut the 0.99

01:05:19.420 fuck up toe to slice open a funnel cake at the county fair when i took my daughter there on a trip amidst a 0.97

01:05:27.260 lengthy child custody battle with my ex-wife attempting to prove to the judge that i'm a 0.99

01:05:34.300 responsible father but we all know i'm not

01:05:42.380 but we all know i'm not interesting that guy sounds basic well cody we do have a telegram

01:05:49.980 actually had one for a hot man yeah we don't use it but it's there yeah we use it you gotta be one of the

01:05:55.660 locals though that's the uh deal i think yeah yeah yeah yeah give us money join the locals you'll 0.98

01:06:00.860 join the locals and you also get the pre-chat as well that we do the pre-show uh there's a goddamn 0.99

01:06:05.820 qr code in the corner that says join the telegram you're not supposed to give that away you dumb 0.99

01:06:10.700 slut you're gonna pay us first no that probably goes to the locals oh okay yeah all right whatever 1.00

01:06:16.620 yeah i would imagine top some marketing genius don't you ever doubt him again jose okay all right 0.97

01:06:20.620 so the thing that we were he's like i'm on the locals

01:06:27.580 you might be retarded you might just be retarded because we have no idea what goes on locals yeah 1.00

01:06:33.900 i don't know how it works either dude just yeah you'll figure it out eventually just keep trying 0.99

01:06:37.580 yeah the thing that we dm one of us not me not glint and not jose and not toad dm top and top will

01:06:43.980 get you the local look at the dope the the probably many of us except for all of us that we're top 0.99

01:06:50.380 that squad shit too well hey hey toad toad you know that outfit looks like shit right yeah you're 1.00

01:06:57.020 just mad because the lakers lost i am mad because the lakers lost but you know what you just hell of a 1.00

01:07:01.740 series hell of a series no no no seriously toad that that outfit looks like shit no for real it does 0.99

01:07:07.740 don't wear that lakers got annihilated by denver i don't see how that was at all a good series it 0.94

01:07:12.860 was a fucking amazing series it was like the full the total spread was 22 points for five games back 0.93

01:07:17.820 to the point you can say the n-word anytime you want dude yeah yeah yeah toad why would you dress 0.98

01:07:22.940 like that in public dude this is how i go to celtics games what are you talking about jesus christ 0.99

01:07:27.260 this is actually a good point guys no what no pussy does to a mother who owns locals jews they own 0.97

01:07:32.060 everything it's crazy dave ruben right yeah dave ruben actually yeah ruben and peterson i think 0.93

01:07:37.580 right he used to thankfully he doesn't anymore what was that thing you said about peterson today

01:07:41.980 he didn't want to talk about oh he did he got someone like really in a very eloquently and smart

01:07:46.860 way like brought up the jq and he was like nope not doing it he said he said i can't answer it right

01:07:55.740 yeah yeah yeah i can't answer that is probably the worst answer to be fair though he was like i

01:08:01.820 haven't read this book so i can't really answer that he's like thank you give me a book but it was 0.60

01:08:05.340 like six years ago so the motherfucker likely has read that book by now so he should be enlightened 0.99

01:08:10.060 and be like yo what the fuck yeah it was don't you guys feel like this weird you feel this weird 0.99

01:08:14.940 tension like with the jq stuff like it's not going away no that dude that that was that's what the 0.97

01:08:21.100 whole like question was about hold on hold on hold on i love the tub he has spent the past six months

01:08:26.380 going so hard against jewish people and he goes this thing ain't going away

01:08:30.380 it's like well you it's like i'm doing everything it's like i'm doing everything i can to keep the

01:08:36.860 question in it's like like you did this he's like guys do you feel a weird tension like maybe i created

01:08:44.380 a fucking war that's coming or a genocide because i feel like maybe i did that's what the guy was 0.91

01:08:49.260 saying was basically that the jews caused the holodomor in response to being hated they were like 0.99

01:08:56.620 almost entirely the bolsheviks yes and so and so and the guy was like can you see that happening

01:09:02.140 again because the jews own the media and the jews like and so he was saying like you know what the 0.62

01:09:07.900 guy was jewish he was asking which made it even better because he was just saying this and he's

01:09:12.220 like yes we should judge people's individuals but we also should understand why groups react to other

01:09:17.260 certain groups in certain ways and you're like i think he was legitimately like afraid as a jew i think

01:09:22.460 he wasn't even trying to catch them yeah it's like i think it was just being like hey like we know that

01:09:26.780 we like own everything do you think they're going to really hate us after a while and they're going

01:09:30.620 to like retaliate or something because i'm kind of scared maybe we shouldn't genocide a bunch of

01:09:35.340 people because then it might come back on us like it did the last time dude someone was in my comments 0.84

01:09:40.460 today going going why why are people talking so much about pajits it's like exclusively you like you're

01:09:46.780 the one that did this it's like i know my timeline is filled with jew haters it's like but i also only

01:09:52.140 follow uh groiper uh 1488 i only i only follow pepe accounts and i'm seeing a ton of anti-semitism it's

01:09:59.260 crazy i'm talking about in real life too though in real life people like are noticing and like older

01:10:04.540 people they're not so after after he after he made that uh food stamps like i dropped some like jewish 0.92

01:10:11.260 shit and they're like yeah well top literally after after top made that uh food stamp joke the 0.98

01:10:17.020 lady was like fuck the jews am i right and he was like yeah and then she left that's exactly 1.00

01:10:22.700 yo yo that's what that shirt's all about that's racism plus when you high five a black chick over 1.00

01:10:26.860 being anti-semitic that is racism plus that's it it's actually racism plus 0.86

01:10:35.020 we're trans it's like the black and the white arm we're trained we are transcending racism it's like 0.77

01:10:40.380 you're being so racist that it gets to a point where it's like whatever yeah now we're into 0.95

01:10:44.220 religion this is next level by the way that is that is to hate us whites but the jews by the way 1.00

01:10:51.980 that is what the uh like the bible and revelation says will happen is that literally the whole world

01:10:57.580 comes together to hate the jews and that's literally the bible doesn't say that are you kidding me yes it 0.96

01:11:03.020 does that's what it is and then the antichrist is the one that stops them and brings about world 0.99

01:11:07.260 you read all this other jewish shit and you don't read the bible you're reading friedman and 0.99

01:11:11.580 fucking tyler missed the cue to put the more you know there oh yeah that's true he's gonna he's 1.00

01:11:19.020 gonna do it now don't do it now that'd be weird oh oh i saw this this is funny yeah show me the dumb 1.00

01:11:25.900 child okay why is she the dumb child because she has black skin about 76 of the younger white children 1.00

01:11:35.260 pointed to the two darkest skin tones show me the bad child more than 59 of the older white children 0.99

01:11:41.660 pointed to the two darkest skin tones king i thought that i was doing something wrong raising my daughter 0.98

01:11:47.100 but i guess this is just like how this is just what people think right it's literally like you know how

01:11:52.620 they say like cats when they see a snake or see anything that looks like a snake it automatically

01:11:57.660 they recoil from it like if they see a pickle they yeah they freak out

01:12:01.420 like the turtles have you seen the turtle thing where you wear like black on your shoe

01:12:05.740 and they attack it but yeah it's not hey tyler tyler look up cats uh seeing pickles when you get a

01:12:12.700 chance but finish this finish finish playing that yeah even black children as a whole have some bias 0.98

01:12:20.620 toward whiteness show me the smart child show me the ugly child and why is she the ugly child 0.97

01:12:27.740 she just goes like this show me the ugly child more than 57 of the younger black kids chose the two 0.99

01:12:35.420 darkest shades the point is that like black people like we can't we're not being racist because black 0.52

01:12:46.620 kids agree right but at least this is it literally is something that is it's literally something that

01:12:53.820 is just like it's it's like god gave it to us it was just like he now that that is the uh also another

01:13:00.620 very easy color coding it is like guys i gave it to you it's so simple no this makes me really sad

01:13:08.780 it's literally black and white as someone who's a big fan of racism plus this is this is horrible like

01:13:15.500 when the black girl points to herself i do feel bad i feel sad is that the black kids thought that 0.96

01:13:22.940 the black kids were ugly when it should have just been like iq based they should have only been like 1.00

01:13:27.820 who's the dumb one they're like can you imagine if they're like ugly come on don't do that can you 1.00

01:13:31.180 imagine if they put another white kid with a big nose like how that would have skewed the results i 1.00

01:13:35.420 feel like that would change the thing entirely oh a jew yeah thanks for pointing it out cole 1.00

01:13:42.140 i'm trying to be subtle no i think the results still have been oh this is really funny i love oh i i do

01:13:47.820 yeah i know about this phenomenon yeah this is awesome 0.95

01:13:55.260 they jumped dude they fucking like launch 0.96

01:14:04.540 jose if you can do this to your cats please oh that'd be great 0.98

01:14:07.660 yeah jose as the resident cat i've never done this i'm gonna have to try it now i've never

01:14:16.060 thought they've literally done studies on it it's literally because it just looks like a snake to

01:14:20.380 them and they're just like it literally just like they immediately how they stay alive from snakes 0.78

01:14:24.860 it makes no sense though i have one cat whose favorite toy is literally a banana but i guess it's like 0.58

01:14:29.340 curved so maybe it's different i don't know yeah you probably have a real retarded cat yeah 0.89

01:14:33.020 it would not last in the wild yeah you took a picture of your cat the other day with like that 0.99

01:14:39.820 like sitting on dirty laundry and i was like that thing's fucking disgusting like if i had to live 0.98

01:14:43.740 with that they do actually what that one's adorable 0.98

01:14:49.340 when you saw that picture guys did you think like oh i'd love that in my house

01:14:52.620 no i every time i see one of his cats i'd literally almost puke no 0.97

01:14:56.780 i literally can't stand them i literally think it looks like a nasty old scrotum i think they're 0.88

01:15:00.620 probably sweet but like i don't want one at all they're adorable it's it's it's it's the craziest 0.93

01:15:07.260 like if you were like hey jose has a hobby guess it you gave me a million guesses i would have been

01:15:14.860 like i would have been like he he drives a harley he he's a uh he's a bare knuckle boxer and you can

01:15:21.740 say anything he raises hairless cats i would never get there ever it would be much more likely that you

01:15:29.180 kill some like you kill people in your basement like that's yeah yeah i'd be like yeah the funny

01:15:33.820 thing is i think this is the real riff between me and mersh is that i i put that right there but i 1.00

01:15:38.780 love him and i'm fine with it wait the real rift is that you you have hairless pussies no yeah he's 0.99

01:15:44.460 all about the rescue and so he's like oh you're a breeder he's like kind of one of those facts 0.99

01:15:48.780 so he's like oh you should adopt not that's that's so weird to me because like

01:15:54.140 marsh is so obviously uh suicidal like why would you care about cats and breeding yeah right also

01:15:59.420 also i don't think i don't get it i don't think there's any like uh like out there just stranded

01:16:05.100 hairless cats i've never seen like i've seen like random you literally have to create them

01:16:11.260 if i was literally like breeding and selling normal haired cats i'd be like you got a point

01:16:16.700 like if i saw if i saw one of your cats in the wild i would kick it as hard as i could 0.89

01:16:20.540 i'd be like get the fuck away it's literally like it would be like seeing like uh uh like a chihuahua 0.97

01:16:26.140 in the wild like like it's like or like a like a really really pure bread imagine imagine you're 0.99

01:16:31.580 lost in the woods and then you just see a fucking a rabid wild chihuahua it's not gonna happen 0.67

01:16:38.700 it's like no it doesn't the only things in the wild like that you're gonna like adopt is like 0.97

01:16:43.420 old mutts and just like the ugliest dogs you can imagine like it's not like the ones that you're

01:16:48.700 bread like like it's like things that you have to breathe

01:16:56.700 but i was going to go for uh before because i was gonna say that uh god whenever he um cursed

01:17:03.980 cain they say that curse was being black yeah because they gave him a mark and so that was

01:17:09.420 literally like god giving a curse and so that everybody knows like that's the bad 0.97

01:17:13.820 i remember hearing that as a kid like that was like some shit my parents said i'm like it was 0.84

01:17:18.780 like it makes sense because they he specifically says he gave him a mark and that mark could we 0.92

01:17:24.540 don't know what the mark is but everybody would know guys yeah that's the thing so the beef the

01:17:29.020 beef between you and mersh like it's also otherwise people wouldn't otherwise be buying these like they

01:17:35.420 i feel like someone that gets a hairless cat wants a hairless cat not necessarily like any cat 0.97

01:17:40.300 like they want this weird shit so like you're not yeah they all do it because they have allergies 0.84

01:17:45.100 and like the hairless cat's probably hypoallergenic i don't know they're like that is probably not 0.98

01:17:49.100 hypoallergenic but very very reduced allergens yeah that's the mark

01:17:55.260 also the uh really just other little cool bible fact they also said he was what he would walk the

01:17:59.260 earth till the end of days so some people think that uh kane never died so he's still around a day

01:18:04.220 and so i was the mark and just uh he plays for the lakers so anyways uh black dude so you uh

01:18:10.700 you look like your body's on back oh yes oh god i forgot about this i don't know if we can show that

01:18:16.780 by the way on youtube i don't know if that was yeah i don't it's fine it's fires but what are you

01:18:22.460 gonna do give us a strike but we will say this was something that was brought up is that our next 0.66

01:18:28.940 coctober instead of sending cocks in we send in man ass keisters i feel like it's a step down 0.99

01:18:35.020 i mean like you're i said that like dick ass like let's be real but there's but where do you go from 0.99

01:18:40.460 dick but yes i'm saying i think we started too high yeah like we can't like the problem we can't 0.99

01:18:46.860 we were dealing with a smaller pool of the only other thing yeah the only other thing would be

01:18:51.260 actually to be like hey you have to do a full goat seat you have to do a full spread and show us 1.00

01:18:55.900 what's your asshole your pink socket no i think that asshole tober ass tober i don't want to see 1.00

01:19:01.900 assholes i don't want to see pink socks i don't want to see balls straight balls like you want to 1.00

01:19:06.460 see everyone's balls let's go i don't want to see any of that either see like you know the move where 1.00

01:19:10.220 you like hold your balls do the uh the brain the brain all the balls or do the goat or do the goat 0.99

01:19:16.880 where you uh you tuck your balls under your uh like yeah and then you bend over 1.00

01:19:22.680 yeah god damn it here's the thing go watch waiting it's a great movie we want to see who's 1.00

01:19:28.040 got the best ass i guess is it are we waiting the best ass ass that's it's over cole one laney got 1.00

01:19:34.680 it i know all the fans but you gotta dress them up it's so it would be called donk tober balls over 1.00

01:19:41.720 but you gotta dress up your balls like someone could do boobs put nipples in your balls like 1.00

01:19:45.400 stuff like that yeah dude you can turn your balls into a great frosty the snowman yeah you have a third 1.00

01:19:50.680 ball yeah just like put it put the head of your dick on the top yeah no because if you have three 1.00

01:19:56.360 balls you could do it like some people have three balls or i don't know what would raven do with one 1.00

01:20:00.520 ball is he a disadvantage because he only has one nut or he definitely can't win this year

01:20:06.840 unless he did something clever we should go this angle so though we can keep him from winning back

01:20:10.360 to back no no no no because i think if he did something clever with it because if we're dressing

01:20:14.680 him up he could do something clever where it's like uh something about how he's missing the other one 1.00

01:20:19.240 or something i don't want to see anybody's balls this shit sucks man you don't see no i i think ass 1.00

01:20:24.920 is i think i'm i'm down with the female audience to send us their titties like at least have fun with 1.00

01:20:29.560 this i don't know i gotta see all these dudes oh yeah i can't do that all four chicks send us your tits 1.00

01:20:35.800 hey hey seven of you send your rack well we only we only got like seven cocks for october yeah that's too 1.00

01:20:43.080 many cocks that's a lot that's a lot of dick i mean especially considering cleavage but october 1.00

01:20:48.760 how i i have i'm in with with the ass so you have to send ass cleavage all right like you have to 1.00

01:20:54.680 make it look like you're saying let's have dudes send their ass cleavage and women send their actual 1.00

01:20:58.920 cleavage and then we rate them we never know and we have to we only find out we can't tell 0.99

01:21:05.000 jose looks so bothered it's it's dude ass or or women's cleavage dude i bet typhineye's got like 0.99

01:21:11.480 zero cleavage i don't know the name like typhineye i i think do you think if i shaved my ass out you 0.99

01:21:21.240 do you have to be have a hairless ass to do like to have it as cleavage do you think if i shaved my 0.99

01:21:26.520 ass i could convince y'all that it was tits there's only one way to find out dude you really 1.00

01:21:34.120 could finally get you to manscape your hair it's just gonna be a really hard thing to be like hey 0.99

01:21:38.920 lizabeth i need to see one of your brawls please put false nipples you just have like a like a sheer 1.00

01:21:45.400 cloth so it looks like you have nipples on your ass uh yeah uh how do where do you get false nipples 1.00

01:21:50.520 at can i just ask is there a certain store do i need to go to this is the better thing this is what i 1.00

01:21:55.000 want to see the guys i don't want to see any girl ass i want to see the guys guys ass who looks the 0.99

01:22:01.640 most girly you have to pass it pass yourself off as a girl all right it'll be the most feminine with 0.99

01:22:07.160 your boss is what we're looking for here we're looking for the most feminine we're literally trying 0.99

01:22:11.080 to look for a dude's ass that could trick us into thinking it's sexy this is the angle you want to 0.99

01:22:16.040 take with this yeah if it gives us a bone or you're doing it it is it is and cole just cole just says 0.99

01:22:22.040 quietly i like this i like this i like it because here's the thing here's the thing because cole's 0.64

01:22:27.080 gonna win man nope who says i'm entering why would i enter cool's not do i need that's not fair you

01:22:32.520 already did but that's the wheel here i think we cocktober sounds good we just need to stick with 0.99

01:22:38.120 cocktober more how are you saying them seeing dick is gayer is not is less gay than just having like 0.99

01:22:45.880 ass be look like a woman it is trapped over it is trapped over it's like a recurring thing we need 1.00

01:22:55.000 to build we have a previous champion now we need to say on that we're not there's no way more people 0.83

01:23:01.000 are sending their again are you kidding me our audience has grown significantly since then like

01:23:05.560 there's no way people are like if we do it if we build it they will come like for real yeah if i

01:23:13.160 get sent it i will come do you guys want to finish out the bass ass speech we were uh talking about 0.79

01:23:18.440 last week yeah it was well it was mark firm and uh yeah there we go oh the guy the uh he was the

01:23:24.680 he was the cop that was really funny i forgot about that we were doing that oj case and they i do like

01:23:29.560 that yeah they basically tore him to shreds on the stand because he said nigger a bunch of times

01:23:34.200 yeah i i still want to workshop this cocktober thing i still think there's something there with 1.00

01:23:39.880 it i don't think i think we've tapped our our well of dick dry yes like that's we've got more dicks 1.00

01:23:45.800 since then we've got way more dick than i actually grew those we've we've wrenched every last drop out 0.99

01:23:50.680 of our audience's dicks every one october can just be a a recurring thing and yeah i also think i think 0.99

01:23:56.760 we would get way more way more entries with just ass guys aren't afraid to show their ass like 1.00

01:24:03.160 showing your dick to like random strangers but here's the thing think about having like we can 1.00

01:24:08.600 get we can get a considerable amount of dudes to send us pictures of the not your asshole but 1.00

01:24:13.240 like your butt like your ass just your butt and think about having your our entire audience yo pair 1.00

01:24:17.800 this with in the dough shave your butt cheeks with in the dough yes the best guy girl ass wins hey 1.00

01:24:24.760 that's not a bad idea but let me just hear me out and they i think they're getting it i think they 0.98

01:24:29.160 i think i think we should get all of our all of our male married viewers to send pictures of their 0.98

01:24:36.600 wives naked without their knowledge up yeah this guy clif is being the moron for everyone than i am 0.99

01:24:43.320 honestly so i should listen listen film all of my kid being crucified but he just said that 1.00

01:24:49.000 shit and i feel like that's way worse right wife porn tober it just rolls off the tongue it does 1.00

01:24:55.400 that's a great point guys guys i want you all to film your sneaky life porn tober this is perfect 1.00

01:25:01.800 all these conning dudes they've some of them have told me too they're like oh some of the 0.72

01:25:05.400 you say online is kind of like offensive and like you know like like i like your

01:25:09.000 but like i kind of stay a little bit away you guys are you talking to crowder what the

01:25:13.480 are you talking about no people people have told me this they're like yo like your

01:25:16.840 is kind of like this and that whatever you are in yeah you are in like con ink you are in these

01:25:23.000 other spheres where it's like you're doing way more degenerate than me it's wild i just said some 0.77

01:25:27.560 bad online bro literally blair white hero what's going on here blair white literally is a tranny that 0.97

01:25:33.240 literally is like it's spitting in the face of god and they're just like but you said the n-word 0.88

01:25:38.120 i think that's spitting in the face of god they're like a lot of things that are happening right now

01:25:41.800 that's like it's yes it's honestly doing it yeah 100 i think i think it is literally like the fact

01:25:48.920 that con ink has embraced that for and it's more than just blair white there's been there's like two

01:25:54.600 or three four of them now yeah any trune that's like yay trump they're like oh my god we love you

01:25:59.080 i agree with clint on this and yeah we uh we could call it cucktober actually that would be

01:26:09.160 this is it this is perfect god this is 0.97

01:26:14.040 and our female audience you can send pictures of your husband uh naked and without his knowledge 0.99

01:26:18.600 and so then we just rate their wives and husbands yeah we say who we would like to cuck most 0.99

01:26:24.680 this is insane you want to step up from cucktober i i'm way more yo it's cucktober it's cucktober it's 0.99

01:26:33.000 fuck this is the natural evolution this is too degenerate i'm just i'm just asking our fans to show 1.00

01:26:38.280 us pictures of your lady ass this is too degenerate this is tower gang motherfucker 1.00

01:26:43.720 let's keep it vanilla send your dicks okay 1.00

01:26:48.600 dude all these all these married cowards you guys are like no i can't keep that 1.00

01:26:52.280 clint's trying to gaslight us we can see we can see all these dicks but we can't see we can't 1.00

01:26:57.240 cuck our audience oh god he's trying to get your dick show me your wife's tits 1.00

01:27:02.440 he's gaslighting i just want to see your wife's pussy dude make her do a full spread equal on it 1.00

01:27:06.360 i just want to see it i don't even spread the lips totally funny it would be hilarious for countless 1.00

01:27:11.080 divorces this is a great idea guys just i want to see your wife spread her butthole and just show me 1.00

01:27:17.480 i've said that one of the pillars of tower gang is fidelity that's one of the pillars 0.95

01:27:22.040 toad you're doing a great job that i've never said that you've never said that he's like

01:27:26.920 i'm at zero infidelity policy jose

01:27:32.360 that's insane listen i'm i'm raising another pillow bush on her we got a winner 0.97

01:27:38.440 we're breaking that now hey cole said threesomes i'm watching them jerking off you know i was just 0.97

01:27:43.640 breaking that honestly pube uh pubetober would be great what what that's just retarded cole get the 0.98

01:27:51.000 fuck out of here no because you know because because no shave november maybe we have to do 1.00

01:27:56.440 something november where we just like you sit on the pubes we're no but your dick is their dick is 1.00

01:28:01.640 in it so you want so now it's dick it's cocktober but with cubes we should disqualify you 1.00

01:28:08.840 bush is so big that you can't see the dude's dick i bet that's funny 1.00

01:28:11.320 that is it's great the thing is the thing is we've already we've already seen dicks so we if you 0.99

01:28:19.480 want to get more you have to add qualifiers to it you have to be like you have to you have to add 0.98

01:28:26.200 some type of qualifier to change it up rather than just hey there's another really good dick it's big 0.72

01:28:31.480 and it's veiny yay hey clint can you squat 135 someone in the chat doubts you yeah i can do over 1.00

01:28:38.840 200 oh my god i just think i think it would be the best because listen they could shave their ass 0.99

01:28:44.840 nobody has to know that they're doing this weird shit they take their picture they send it 1.00

01:28:49.640 and they might win it ties right by the way it ties i bet i bet we ask no no no no here's the 0.98

01:28:55.480 other thing we can easily tie this into our sponsor nado we i bet we can get the dough to sponsor this

01:29:01.560 directly i don't give a fuck about tying in a sponsorship because because they win a sticker pack 1.00

01:29:08.440 no no no no no no i think the winner if you're shaving your ass show us your wife's tits and you 1.00

01:29:14.040 might win free stickers you have to have she has to be wearing the stickers on her nipples too and 1.00

01:29:21.240 honestly i think it's not outside of the realm of possibility that we will put your wife's rack

01:29:25.320 on a sticker and sell it to our audience so sign right up for the winner top will draw the winner 0.99

01:29:31.400 that's that's how it works i would love to see uh top's wife walk into him tracing some girl's tits 1.00

01:29:41.160 he would be dead if you're like guys so big you can't see dick i like it all right look i i'm just 0.99

01:29:46.840 having fun with it y'all are like super fucking sketched out you're like i don't want to see our fans 1.00

01:29:51.800 wives tits like it's not going to be your dicks i'll agree with clint sense let's try to like 1.00

01:29:58.200 clint has like uh twitter i guess what is the bachelors over here just like guys why do you care 1.00

01:30:03.000 like don't you want to just have fun with it stop being afraid of your wives you're not gonna 0.99

01:30:07.480 fuck these women we're just asking for photos of their dudes wives like it's no big deal it's 1.00

01:30:11.560 cucktober welcome to the internet okay relax agreed look at all these married words relax calm down 1.00

01:30:20.680 your wives will understand this is for the show i want to see dicks send dicks in october don't 1.00

01:30:26.120 listen to these faggots send us your day i mean i expect this this absolute paranoia from cole given 1.00

01:30:31.640 that he's like a abused sheltered dog but like top and jose also horrified dicks it'll be october is 1.00

01:30:39.960 what we'll call it is that we're gaslighting clint gaslighting us is the craziest thing i was like 0.95

01:30:45.080 i'm not gaslighting you i'm calling you or no you are gaslighting like you can't brand like the 0.99

01:30:51.640 send your wife's tits well it's cucktober it's perfect it's already i'm just saying i think i think 0.99

01:30:57.080 it's not working though you could we get we could send the the winner free razors into this this is this 0.99

01:31:02.760 is a level of cowardice i never expected from you guys i just want you to know that i like i like to ask 0.99

01:31:07.640 thing because i think it's different you guys are being more cowardly the other thing with the ass 0.97

01:31:11.080 thing you we can actually show it on the show i mean all right on the cowardice thing if you guys 0.95

01:31:15.480 here want to be more cowardly than toad and his body is turned around please do set my dms are always

01:31:20.920 open send me your wife's body is bad here's the thing okay so uh donctober you have to submit like 1.00

01:31:27.320 you wearing a thong like like it has to have underwear so we can pull it up we can show it on the 0.99

01:31:32.360 show we can't like cocktober it's like i literally just said this we couldn't show it but we drew we 0.87

01:31:40.280 described the clocks in great detail that sucks the winner yeah that this is literally it's literally 0.97

01:31:44.600 no payoff have you seen raven he's grifted the fuck off that he's yeah look how big he's gone 0.97

01:31:50.840 i mean like i mean this is what you can do with raven raven is a it's a fucking mount rushmore of 0.95

01:31:58.760 grifters i mean like he literally big dicked his way into the podcast sphere it's amazing look what 0.99

01:32:04.520 raven's doing this could be you if you send your dick into the tower gang yeah you probably won't 0.99

01:32:09.880 have a successful podcast but send your dicks anyways we're gonna listen to a guy saying listen 1.00

01:32:14.120 if you want to you could be a co-host on one of our shows we won't tell you oh this is yeah i saw this 0.99

01:32:18.200 i think that is the i think that is the uh the like standard is obama's ass would you jose 1.00

01:32:32.040 michelle obama's ass did you see that would would you because that's like your type dude ass 1.00

01:32:36.200 that isn't even like a nice ass it's not a beefy i think that's the standard right there and that is 1.00

01:32:40.520 our standard we're gonna go off for donctober i don't know what you mean by that what is the standard 0.99

01:32:45.000 what if you're better or worse than michelle obama's ass there's no one worse that's a dude 1.00

01:32:50.840 ass like i know you're like terrible that's not a nice ass that just looks like a dude ass that 1.00

01:32:55.480 looks like toad's ass yeah no it's like a black toad ass by the way i just want to put this out 1.00

01:33:01.160 there clint that's better than your ass it might be you don't know it's because i know that for a 1.00

01:33:06.040 fact no you don't i know that for a fact yes i do no you don't you would not fill out those panties 1.00

01:33:13.720 you wouldn't fill those out they would they would be hanging off look at that 1.00

01:33:20.200 fucking back though that's a dope back though oh she's great oh dude yes great genetics ripped 1.00

01:33:25.560 fucking dope big mike you you could you could oh god i was gonna say it uh 0.99

01:33:33.560 another random woman you do acres of cotton camel tober great name or it's easy guys listen if you 1.00

01:33:41.560 wanted to do this you could have done this with uh what was the name of that gay show we brought up 0.64

01:33:45.800 a couple weeks ago um a hole patrol but you up you quit that show it wasn't even funny you could

01:33:51.560 have done camel tober all by yourself we're doing october with dudes just these hoes all right i don't 0.99

01:33:58.440 want to see no hoes in my inbox i want to see guy ass and make it as nice as possible we ain't no homos 1.00

01:34:05.560 we want to see your cocks and your asses men you know what though i real quick i will say just to 1.00

01:34:09.880 be safe send dicks as well send them to his dms just be safe we're not entirely sure which angle 1.00

01:34:16.040 we want to go but just be safe send ass and dicks to toads dm no no one else sees this that toads 0.99

01:34:21.560 looks like his body's on backwards no one sees his body's on backwards i don't understand 1.00

01:34:30.600 i mean if your head was turned around the other way it would look the exact same

01:34:36.280 i'm very symmetrical clit that's considered attractive he's got no collarbone he's got no

01:34:42.680 collarbone that's that's the back of a body it's like pull pull pull the uh the pull picture because

01:34:48.840 i want to see it with his shirt off and see if it does look like it could be a back that's his back

01:34:53.880 so we've got like a reversal head there it is right there he does he has a reversal head 0.98

01:35:00.360 honestly i'm an owl his nipples are getting so far away from each other 0.98

01:35:07.160 his nipples are sliding because they can go to the back they're trying to go to the back 0.96

01:35:12.040 they know they're on backwards they know they're on backwards and i don't have a belly button he also 0.92

01:35:17.160 he doesn't have a belly button he also also it looks like it does by the way does that not look 0.96

01:35:21.720 like back hair on his front that looks like back hair yo he's got fake nipples on his back bro 0.90

01:35:28.520 i still don't know if this is uh if this is the uh the the the top lobster edit that or not your 0.99

01:35:33.880 but like the one where they edited him to have tits i can't tell if this is that one either oh 0.99

01:35:38.840 because you do think you have tits there dude like 1.00

01:35:41.400 like oh yeah top does yeah yeah it looks like you have tits and and and jose gave them to you 1.00

01:35:47.720 it's not edited oh god it's not it look you got tits and jose gave them to you because it looks like 0.99

01:35:54.520 uh maybe this is why you struggle in the gym because you're you're doing everything backwards maybe 0.99

01:35:58.680 you just gotta try to flip it it's nipple look like the black little mermaid's eyes 1.00

01:36:07.160 i have i have those like real googly eye nips it's the real prey nipples dude you got some 0.99

01:36:12.280 you got some cock wobble nipples on you homeboy it's real quick look at clint's uh look at clint's 1.00

01:36:17.480 belly button it's a mouth oh yeah i can talk with that motherfucker wait wait i just got hold on i just 1.00

01:36:24.520 want to go back to toad real quick because i'm still stunned at how crazy that is that's 0.99

01:36:29.720 by the way that could be the tagline for the show i just want to go back to toad for a little bit

01:36:37.160 though like his body's backwards we all see it

01:36:43.240 oh never mind that's a spot on my screen i thought there was another mole below it

01:36:46.440 another is no there was a mole i thought they're asking for marty feldman oh and you can see that 0.84

01:36:54.440 one too right there oh my god yeah there is this dude your head just falling apart dude your head

01:37:00.840 was put on backwards okay i get the suicidal tendencies all right so i'm so paranoid that i have the i have 0.98

01:37:09.400 the prey nipples that are like so far apart like looking at opposite you honestly that that by the 0.99

01:37:14.920 way that mole on your arm i bet there's a fucking pathology that goes to like are your nipples super 0.99

01:37:19.800 far apart like you like you're fucking inbred i i also think that mole might just be a third nipple 0.99

01:37:24.680 that just was like his nipples now just got too far away it's it's in route to the yeah it's just 0.99

01:37:30.600 going to it's going to where it should his third nipple is just going it's it's called new on new

01:37:39.080 non syndrome it's when your nipples are like spread too far apart new new and syndrome okay unusual facial 0.60

01:37:46.760 features short height heart problems and other physical problems yo let me read it let me read it

01:37:52.040 bro bro let me read it let me read it go ahead go ahead noon syndrome is a genetic condition that

01:38:01.320 stops typical development in various parts of the body it can affect a person in several ways

01:38:05.720 including unusual facial features check short height check heart problems check and other physical

01:38:11.080 problems check it also can cause a child to develop more slowly than usual check he was 40 40 pounds in

01:38:16.600 eighth grade for example in walking talking or learning new things he can't even figure he's a computer

01:38:21.640 broker but he doesn't know how to do anything i have a congenital heart defect yeah bro i know a

01:38:26.440 changed gene cause causes new and syndrome a child inherits a copy of an affected gene from a parent this

01:38:31.560 is called dominant inheritance the condition uh that's why he shouldn't have spontaneous change

01:38:37.480 he would he would he would give this to his child so he does not need to be having sex either

01:38:41.560 so good job you can use a growth hormone dude you yeah i did do that you have noon and syndrome 0.99

01:38:49.640 you have new syndrome dude yeah yeah this is amazing i took hgh as a kid dude your wide set nipples 0.99

01:38:56.920 just allowed us to diagnose how why you're retarded this is nose is depressed at the top 0.98

01:39:01.400 i think that's true he's just maybe large with a big forehead and a low hairline to the back of the

01:39:06.280 head skin may appear thin and transparent with age wait wait wait uh read that last line it's a no 0.84

01:39:12.760 read that hold up hold up read the last line it says you may appear to have your head on backwards

01:39:19.560 no for real like it said transparent skin look at that holy dude look it says it says we'll

01:39:26.520 jerk off the threesomes in the corner holy bleeding problems you can just easily bleed 1.00

01:39:33.160 so yeah from your leg pathological obsession with gambling betting yeah what the 0.96

01:39:40.360 okay we'll run we'll run for lp president even though it has zero chance to win it

01:39:45.240 god he's running for lp president for the health care 0.98

01:39:48.040 you know blood will explode out of his thigh when when masturbating it may be suicidal 0.98

01:39:55.160 yo can we can we get pictures of people with noon and syndrome because like it's all just pictures 0.99

01:39:58.360 of toad that'd be crazy it's gonna be a bunch of toads i can't believe this well there has to be

01:40:05.640 he skimmed way through to that way way too quickly there were a few in there i'm like that legit is him 0.99

01:40:09.560 that we didn't read what yeah about the testicles he definitely has this um oh my god oh god he's 0.99

01:40:16.360 that's toad that's fucking toad right there yeah i don't know mom leave this but that's exactly what 1.00

01:40:22.360 you look like 1.00

01:40:28.840 what the fuck it kind of looks like top 1.00

01:40:34.600 that's that's toad that's a girl toad right there yeah that's yeah 1.00

01:40:37.960 yeah that kind of look at that chest look at that heavy actually go back up the chest look at

01:40:43.880 it that's toad yeah so you can flip that head you wouldn't even know they have do they have the uh 0.99

01:40:48.680 like the weird thing where they don't have a sternum or what's that called oh there's a penis right 1.00

01:40:53.560 there it's a baby penis there's a baby you have to have a sternum it's only a baby penis it's allowed 1.00

01:40:59.400 i don't think that's true i don't think that's a in fact i'm certain it may be a felony actually 0.99

01:41:03.640 so yeah i think it's like no you're like no your honor i specifically said on the podcast that it

01:41:09.560 is allowed man you are backwards bro anyways um what an excellent what an excellent catch too 0.84

01:41:20.120 because he was like hold the press why you look like your body's backwards and everyone's like oh 0.98

01:41:24.520 shit damn i'm just being your body's backwards like this is not even your fault dude you were 0.99

01:41:32.680 born like that can you go get that checked and be like do i have noonum syndrome and then like just 1.00

01:41:37.000 list off your ailments the miles and miles of ailments what if he goes to a doctor they're like

01:41:43.400 like yeah actually this is true unbelievable bro like who diagnosed you when you go

01:41:52.360 actually it's funny enough i have it all recorded

01:41:58.600 toad's hat is on the right way at least

01:42:02.200 that's awesome toad is a reversible jacket i wonder if there's a support group i want i want to

01:42:08.280 toad to go to the noon and support group and then try to just talk about gambling for three hours

01:42:11.880 by noon by noonan syndrome uh standards like you're pretty fucking attractive you should just 0.94

01:42:16.360 run through all these noonans you should just smash the noon and smash the noon and crew we have to 1.00

01:42:22.760 build this show bigger to the point where um we can get toad no like we'll get to a point where he'll

01:42:31.720 be on his deathbed we'll be able to get toad like uh make a wish i think we i think we could do that

01:42:40.600 right now i think he might be dying dude the best the best part about

01:42:48.440 but yeah you can have a nooner with one of the nooners oh by the way did i ever tell you guys

01:42:53.320 the story about the kid i knocked out in college and he died of cancer a few years later yes okay

01:42:58.520 well that dude that dude he had it he had a shark bite scar on his on his leg he told me it was a

01:43:03.800 shark bite but it was actually surgery because he had cancer removed anyways he had pictures of

01:43:07.480 himself not enough cancer apparently yeah he not enough you're right he had he had pictures of

01:43:12.120 himself with buster rhymes on and he and he told me that he was uh you know like a family friend like

01:43:18.120 his dad was in the music industry and blah blah blah so he has his picture smiling all big with buster 1.00

01:43:22.760 rhymes i find out it's his make a wish oh crazy the best thing about noon and pussies it's in the ass 1.00

01:43:30.440 and you knocked that that guy out that's fucked up i did but i knocked him out before i found out he 1.00

01:43:34.760 was dying all right i guess we're watching this hi guys how are you doing can you hear me yes 0.92

01:43:43.640 i just wanted to say like how stunning it is uh it's 2024 and libertarianism is still having

01:43:49.880 the same debates between the same archetypes i'm sorry clint you've got like a billionaire

01:43:55.240 philanthropist philanthropist josey really defended them too on the what i would deem as the correct 0.99

01:43:59.960 side and then you have a homosexual guy that's pushing for anal sex that played lucifer almost right 0.99

01:44:06.840 on the nose and she's like i can't everybody i'm talking to you uh wait i'm just going to finish it 0.99

01:44:13.880 you're not going to finish anything let me finish tail switch let me finish tail switch 0.87

01:44:23.480 how did you how did you ad lib that dude mark's not gay 0.98

01:44:29.080 no okay you are you maybe i'm not 0.97

01:44:34.520 i was listening to this entire i was listening to the entire debate and then the last part about israel

01:44:37.480 really kind of drove it home for me

01:44:50.840 no no i will

01:44:55.800 she's like she's like please make it stop thank you top thank you top lobster

01:45:02.120 you're a legit roast comic and you don't even know it

01:45:04.280 you're like that's enough taylor swift she says you're gonna let me finish taylor swift

01:45:10.920 that was ad-libbed he says he says it wasn't really or he says and you you were talking about 0.99

01:45:15.560 anal sex you're homosexual and and you played lucifer it's almost two on the nose and then at the the 1.00

01:45:20.200 last line i mean like like all of it all of it was actually comedic writing and i as best i can tell 0.99

01:45:26.200 it was all ad-libbed that's crazy dude i had i had a loose plan or whatever i just i knew i wanted to

01:45:31.640 call him gay i just had to find a creative way to say it without just sounding homophobic 0.92

01:45:40.760 when you're doing something like that you got to like put him to sleep a little bit 0.93

01:45:43.960 so i kind of like eased into it and then i just dropped the matter of fact that he's gay like not

01:45:49.000 like like accusing you i was just like obviously he's gay from there let's go and i legit thought he 0.57

01:45:55.640 was gay i i'm surprised to find he has a gay flag and yeah i'm not gonna lie i was on the fence like

01:46:01.240 i wasn't sure like i didn't see it a kid but i'm like that could be some gay that got it like when

01:46:05.800 i called martha bueno a jew 0.92

01:46:10.680 i just like that uh so like it's it's another one of those things where it's like the guy from

01:46:14.360 supernatural wants to fight me and i just think that that's really by the way i thought you were

01:46:18.680 debating the guy from lucifer which i thought would be way better than just some random like mark

01:46:23.480 pillar like i thought you know what i'm talking about that's yeah that yeah he's yeah he played

01:46:27.560 lucifer i don't want to play this interview apparently mark pellegrino's in a bunch of

01:46:31.800 stuff though like i i was looking up his imdb after to see if he was gay and i was like oh he was

01:46:36.040 in a different show called lucifer though yeah he was in lost is that true he was in lost yeah he was

01:46:43.320 and some other let's see what he was one of the people on the island dexter dexter

01:46:48.200 dexter dexter killed him like in like the last season he like disemboweled oh yeah i guess who 1.00

01:46:54.280 was he in law he's like you're not even a criminal you're just a fag i just want to kill him 1.00

01:46:59.960 that was he legit he legit called for the nuking of gaza like and everyone's just everyone's just 1.00

01:47:05.480 laughing their ass off about top calling him gay and i'm like yo but he also advocated for like legit 0.95

01:47:10.680 like holocaust hello anybody care about that no top comes in like that meme why are you gay 0.99

01:47:16.920 why are you gay why are you gay they have the nerve they have the nerve to be like you're gay 1.00

01:47:23.080 if i say some about like like i called oh you called the straight man gave oh and then they get 0.99

01:47:27.560 all mad i was like you were just literally talking about murdering people it's the most 0.66

01:47:31.560 someone was in my uh comments today and they were like i wish the us would just back up and 0.98

01:47:36.280 let us finish off the job and i was like god damn dude that's like even for me i'm like that's 0.69

01:47:42.200 kind of brutal i'm just trying to say over here and everyone's getting mad can we can we play 0.97

01:47:46.920 can we play the the uh mark i want to see yeah i want to see this i want to finish it out that

01:47:51.640 mark this is what we've been waiting for yeah this is this is our this is our uh we've been blue balls 0.97

01:47:57.080 enough to this point it's time to let them come by the way extraordinarily homophobic that you you 0.85

01:48:03.400 alluding to him being gay thinking that he is not saying it is as if it's derogatory and him 0.95

01:48:08.600 threatening to to choke you out also him calling you gay homophobic he was like he went through the the 0.96

01:48:14.840 gamut in his head of like he could stay back and everything was like not that no ramp and then 0.99

01:48:19.960 i hit him with the taylor swift and then he was he was too frazzled to do yeah he broke let me finish

01:48:26.440 taylor swift

01:48:30.920 i need you to take off the subtitles yeah you can read the

01:48:56.200 subtitles yeah there's to be subtitles on there thank you subtitles on

01:49:00.680 and then he's coming up to you

01:49:06.120 we're searching again found the gun

01:49:08.760 went over the baseball ground and talked to him

01:49:15.000 okay and went wide up tina goes no blood mark

01:49:18.760 oh my god pause that right there pause that solid logic we're trying to find him bruce

01:49:39.400 this guy is really bad

01:49:45.960 pause it again for context this guy said he

01:49:49.560 on the stand in front of a federal judge said i have never said the n-word 0.98

01:49:54.920 yeah dude he should he should have just said yeah i fucking said it 0.93

01:50:00.520 is he really a regular fox news that's true he is he became a commentator for fox news i 0.99

01:50:05.400 shit you not no okay this is this is by the way 0.99

01:50:09.640 but but real shit though tucker carlson too controversial mark firman sign me up 1.00

01:50:16.200 mark firman if i saw this guy if i was on the jury and i saw this i'd be like i believe this guy 0.98

01:50:20.680 well a hundred percent isn't he the one that found the glove i think he is that's how they got

01:50:27.000 yeah wow and the the the and the whole thing was like it was i mean the that whole trial was 0.89

01:50:32.360 bullshit but yes dude this next line has a lot of merit let's hear it 0.82

01:50:36.280 okay 1.00

01:51:01.960 okay let's go

01:51:06.280 why are these being like record why would you even say this

01:51:36.040 on any type of recording like he's literally just admitting to like straight up like

01:51:42.360 murdering people like it's crazy like even i think i thought cops are at least smarter than

01:51:46.760 this to just not record it was it like a recording or something you don't know you don't understand

01:51:51.480 how the lapd was back then it was the like the thin blue line 0.99

01:51:55.240 shit like these motherfuckers stood with each other they never never ratted each other out so he 0.99

01:51:59.880 he thought he could how did this get released how did i i never do the trial dude because he 1.00

01:52:04.040 fucking oj hired the best attorneys on the planet and he got the shit and they somehow got these 1.00

01:52:08.280 don't they give a fuck oh it's automatic yeah 1.00

01:52:13.400 it's like 1.00

01:52:36.440 apartment projects in the apartment, we keep the door down and grab the girl over there 1.00

01:52:40.440 one of our third girlfriends

01:52:42.440 and grab it right here, second hand, we have some new strips

01:52:44.440 we have a human shield

01:52:46.440 we have this girl on the floor with like the brains out 1.00

01:52:48.440 and go out and go down like this 1.00

01:52:50.440 through a bitch down the stairs 1.00

01:52:52.440 just open the door 1.00

01:52:54.440 let's play for it

01:52:56.440 huh

01:52:58.440 he's the biggest

01:53:00.440 oh my god

01:53:02.440 that's what we're gonna say

01:53:06.440 we have 300 and something pages of internal affairs

01:53:08.440 investigation

01:53:10.440 just on that one else

01:53:12.440 we got several other ones

01:53:14.440 we must have about 3 or 4,000 pages of internal affairs

01:53:16.440 anyway we basically tortured them

01:53:18.440 anyway

01:53:20.440 we basically tortured them

01:53:22.440 we tortured some folks

01:53:24.440 from humorous phones

01:53:26.440 in each one of them, their faces were just

01:53:28.440 punishing

01:53:30.440 they had pictures

01:53:32.440 a lot of them

01:53:34.440 all the room

01:53:36.440 they saw pictures in the room

01:53:38.440 there was a label

01:53:40.440 all the walls, all the bridge, all the floor

01:53:42.440 oh my god dude

01:53:44.440 these guys

01:53:46.440 they had to shave so much hair off

01:53:48.440 one guy didn't shave it all off

01:53:50.440 like 70 stitches in his head

01:53:52.440 you know, knees, crack holes

01:53:54.440 we had them begging

01:53:56.440 they'll never be gang members again

01:53:58.440 begans

01:54:00.440 one of those 66 allegations

01:54:02.440 I had a demonstration

01:54:04.440 can you pause it real quick

01:54:06.440 chanting my name

01:54:08.440 can you pause it real quick

01:54:10.440 imagine how fun it would be

01:54:12.440 just to be a cop back in the 90s in LA 0.99

01:54:14.440 you could just beat the shit out of anybody you wanted 0.98

01:54:16.440 and you'd be like 0.99

01:54:18.440 you're having a bad day

01:54:20.440 and they can't do anything 1.00

01:54:22.440 I could just beat the ever living shit out of anybody I want 0.99

01:54:24.440 the craziest thing to me is that 1.00

01:54:26.440 he takes one of the drug dealers

01:54:28.440 girlfriends uses her as a body shield 1.00

01:54:30.440 and says if you come out 1.00

01:54:32.440 with a gun I'm gonna shoot this bitch 1.00

01:54:34.440 he is so aggro 1.00

01:54:36.440 it's unbelievable

01:54:37.440 after that he was like 1.00

01:54:38.440 I don't need this bitch 1.00

01:54:39.440 he's like I threw the bitch down the stairs 1.00

01:54:41.440 opened the door 1.00

01:54:42.440 then deadbolted it back and said alright let's go 0.99

01:54:44.440 and then he beat the shit out of the dude 0.95

01:54:46.440 how much cocaine were you on during this period 0.99

01:54:53.440 they were buying it from the black dudes and then beating them up afterwards 1.00

01:54:57.440 I think we're gonna have to fucking like retire the real ass dude of the week 1.00

01:55:01.440 and just go with real ass year 0.99

01:55:03.440 that's a real ass decade 0.99

01:55:05.440 I don't know if there's ever been a real ass lifetime 0.99

01:55:07.440 he had the 90s on lock for real ass 0.99

01:55:10.440 Mark Furman ran the 90s 0.98

01:55:14.440 10 years running Mark Furman

01:55:15.440 Mark Furman

01:55:16.440 here's the crazy thing

01:55:17.440 if that's what they will admit to on tape

01:55:20.440 what were they not admitting to

01:55:22.440 like not because it has to be way crazier

01:55:25.440 oh by the way

01:55:26.440 then I was trafficking kids to the Sinaloa cartel

01:55:33.440 did they have homeless problems

01:55:34.440 I don't think they had homeless

01:55:35.440 like they always talk about how like California got so much worse

01:55:38.440 like now it's like way worse

01:55:39.440 I bet in the 90s it was just these dudes being like 0.99

01:55:41.440 we just killed them 0.86

01:55:43.440 like we just 0.99

01:55:45.440 we just like we would

01:55:46.440 like you having a bad day 1.00

01:55:47.440 alright just go shoot some homeless 1.00

01:55:48.440 like just go like just go kill them 1.00

01:55:50.440 like just like oh who cares 1.00

01:55:51.440 libertarians want

01:55:52.440 you guys want the 90s back

01:55:53.440 you need Mark Furman

01:55:55.440 Mark Furman

01:55:56.440 yeah

01:55:57.440 do you think

01:55:58.440 can you imagine Mark Furman getting like

01:55:59.440 police chief in San Francisco

01:56:01.440 because they're like look 1.00

01:56:02.440 we gotta fix this shit 0.99

01:56:03.440 we gotta clean this up 0.99

01:56:04.440 thousands of Mark Furman

01:56:05.440 they were like

01:56:06.440 they were like hey

01:56:07.440 Xi Jinping's coming back

01:56:09.440 and we don't have time

01:56:10.440 we need you to clean up the streets

01:56:11.440 he's like I got you

01:56:12.440 who are you gonna call

01:56:13.440 Mark Furman

01:56:14.440 Mark Furman

01:56:17.440 that would be a great TV show

01:56:18.440 just Mark Furman

01:56:19.440 just like clips of him

01:56:20.440 just beating up people 0.99

01:56:21.440 just fucking I love it 1.00

01:56:23.440 mag dump in a homeless camp 1.00

01:56:25.440 oh god

01:56:26.440 by the way do you think

01:56:27.440 that was the peak was the 90s

01:56:28.440 or do you think it peaked

01:56:29.440 like in the 60s

01:56:30.440 like do you think it was

01:56:31.440 something we missed

01:56:32.440 and they just were catching

01:56:33.440 the tail end of it

01:56:34.440 probably late 80s

01:56:35.440 did any of you watch my

01:56:36.440 Bogosian interview

01:56:37.440 yeah

01:56:38.440 no

01:56:39.440 I mean okay

01:56:40.440 like I will say

01:56:41.440 it was kind of whack

01:56:43.440 in the sense for like us

01:56:44.440 because it's like libertarian 0.99

01:56:45.440 101 and shit 0.99

01:56:46.440 but for it being libertarian 1.00

01:56:47.440 101 and shit 1.00

01:56:48.440 it was good 0.99

01:56:49.440 thank you

01:56:50.440 thank you

01:56:51.440 what is he about

01:56:52.440 oh I thought you were

01:56:53.440 gonna say something

01:56:54.440 you were like I talked

01:56:55.440 about the 90s LA

01:56:56.440 and it was

01:56:57.440 I did I talked a lot

01:56:58.440 about the homelessness

01:56:59.440 issue though

01:57:00.440 I did

01:57:01.440 so anyways

01:57:02.440 I wanted feedback

01:57:03.440 because I know you guys 0.99

01:57:04.440 have watched a lot of Dave shit 0.98

01:57:05.440 this was the first time 0.99

01:57:06.440 I got to talk to a normie 0.75

01:57:07.440 in person

01:57:08.440 and he was also

01:57:09.440 obviously a college professor

01:57:11.440 so I got to do it

01:57:12.440 on a high level

01:57:13.440 you talk to Luke everyday

01:57:14.440 oh

01:57:15.440 oh you call him Luke and Normie

01:57:17.440 you know by the way

01:57:18.440 Luke watches this show 1.00

01:57:19.440 I'm gonna fuck you up 1.00

01:57:22.440 Luke come to 1.00

01:57:23.440 Brohemian Grove Luke

01:57:25.440 and fight Cole

01:57:26.440 Laney will be fighting Toad

01:57:28.440 Luke will be fighting Cole

01:57:29.440 Luke Luke trained too

01:57:30.440 like he trained for years 1.00

01:57:31.440 he's also a fucking 0.99

01:57:32.440 like gunsmith 1.00

01:57:33.440 like a motherfucker 1.00

01:57:34.440 so you don't want none 1.00

01:57:35.440 he's gonna kill me 0.79

01:57:36.440 you don't want none Cole 0.99

01:57:37.440 yeah Luke don't listen

01:57:38.440 Luke just don't

01:57:39.440 subscribe to locals

01:57:40.440 to get the pre-chat

01:57:41.440 because pre-show chat

01:57:42.440 we were talking about

01:57:43.440 no we didn't say anything bad

01:57:45.440 I can't be held responsible

01:57:47.440 so that's good 0.99

01:57:48.440 oh yeah we did say a lot of shit 0.99

01:57:51.440 anyway 0.98

01:57:52.440 whatever guys

01:57:53.440 that's been the show

01:57:54.440 I thought it was a pretty good show

01:57:55.440 we'll let Tyler decide 1.00

01:57:56.440 he's gonna fucking talk his shit 1.00

01:57:57.440 yeah 1.00

01:57:58.440 anything before we go 1.00

01:57:59.440 penis 0.99

01:58:00.440 yeah watch that Peter Bogosian interview please

01:58:02.440 alright we'll see you on Wednesday

01:58:03.440 thanks

01:58:04.440 hey boys

01:58:05.440 love you all

01:58:10.440 welcome everybody

01:58:11.440 hey hey Todd

01:58:12.440 you want us hanging around

01:58:13.440 so my slide thing didn't come up tonight

01:58:14.440 so I thought I would just let you guys know

01:58:16.440 there's telegram

01:58:17.440 if you go to locals

01:58:18.440 towerganglocals.com

01:58:20.440 sign up there

01:58:21.440 you do get access to the telegram

01:58:22.440 and also to the pre-show

01:58:25.440 yeah there's the QR code

01:58:26.440 the pre-show

01:58:27.440 also which we post out

01:58:29.440 we record it behind the scenes

01:58:30.440 it's pretty spicy for this last one

01:58:32.440 we record it

01:58:33.440 we put it out about Thursday or Friday

01:58:35.440 so you'll see it on Rumble

01:58:36.440 but it's unlisted

01:58:37.440 so you gotta be

01:58:38.440 it's pretty special

01:58:39.440 to get that there

01:58:40.440 there's a lot of comments

01:58:41.440 that are coming in on Spotify

01:58:42.440 I think I will go through those

01:58:43.440 and read them next week

01:58:44.440 when I can bring them up on screen

01:58:49.440 Top

01:58:50.440 I'm sorry

01:58:51.440 Toad Better Off Dead

01:58:52.440 go check his show out

01:58:53.440 Cole's not on any shows

01:58:54.440 Nephilim Death Squad

01:58:55.440 they've been doing a bunch of good stuff over there

01:58:58.440 No Way Jose

01:58:59.440 with his Already Dead

01:59:00.440 and his No Way Jose show

01:59:02.440 you've got

01:59:03.440 Peter Bregosian

01:59:04.440 I gotta check that out still

01:59:05.440 with Clint and everybody

01:59:07.440 next week

01:59:08.440 Yamini Park

01:59:09.440 is gonna be the guest on the show

01:59:10.440 so come back

01:59:11.440 next week

01:59:12.440 and check that out

01:59:13.440 see you guys 0.95

01:59:14.440 It's the Tower Power Hour slut 1.00

01:59:16.440 To the Tower Power Hour bitch 1.00

01:59:17.440 No Way Jose 0.98

01:59:18.440 Liberty Lockdown

01:59:20.440 To the Tower Power Hour

01:59:21.440 Clint 1.00

01:59:22.440 Bitch 1.00

01:59:23.440 Reed 0.99

01:59:25.440 Cole

01:59:27.440 Top Lobster

01:59:28.440 and Toad

01:59:29.440 Tower Gang

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01:59:35.440 Tower Gang

01:59:36.440 Liberty Lock

01:59:37.440 is Truth Say

01:59:38.440 Same with Lobster

01:59:39.440 Cole and Jose

01:59:40.440 Toad is Sick

01:59:41.440 Tower Gang 0.93

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01:59:52.440 They speak courage

01:59:53.440 You sped

01:59:54.440 More than Rogan

01:59:55.440 You fed

01:59:56.440 Truth Bombs

01:59:57.440 Offensive

01:59:58.440 LOS

01:59:59.440 No Disrespect

02:00:00.440 More offensive than lOS 0.98

02:00:01.440 NO DISRESPECT

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02:00:12.440 Tower Gang 0.98

02:00:14.440 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all 0.98

02:00:18.440 Tower Gang 0.98

02:00:19.440 Tower Gang

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02:00:23.440 I mean..

02:00:24.440 I mean...

02:00:25.440 That's all folks

02:00:26.440 Thank you.

Tower Gang - May 02, 2024

Ep 175 - Built Backwards

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