Ep 175 - Built Backwards
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Summary
This week, the boys are joined by the hosts of Two and a Half Takes, Top Lobster, Jose Galasson, Cole and Toad. They discuss a variety of topics, including the tragic death of Kobe Bryant, the Boston Celtics, and more.
Transcript
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We got Top Lobster, the presenter of Top Lobster.com.
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He's also the host of Nephilim Death Squad, which is, from what I've been told, the greatest
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I really wanted to come in with one of these, but just go ahead, Clint.
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We have the host of No Way Jose, Mr. Jose Galasson.
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And we're glad that he's still with us, because every week, it's kind of a roll of the dice.
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I was late by 15 minutes today, and I honestly thought he might kill himself over it.
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I did more psychological warfare on Toad today, because he was doing...
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He was like, well, Clint said that he's going to be 10 minutes late, so start without him.
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And I was like, I looked at him, and I said, no.
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I love that you can't tell where his shoulders start and his arms begin.
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What exactly are you going for when you dress like this?
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If someone wants to help us out here, can you go back and see every time that Toad has
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had his shirt off to show the mole and see over time if it's gotten bigger, I want to
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That's the most irregular fucking mole I've ever seen in my life.
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I had a dermatologist look at it and he told me how amazing my skin was.
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If you look close up, it's a little mole below the mole.
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Guys, before everybody showed up today, Toad, his screen went blank and it showed the placeholder
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I wasn't looking as closely before, but now I'm concerned.
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I was going to say, Toad, what did you use to shave your mole?
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The mole knew that it was going to make an appearance and it needed to tidy up.
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When you got the bush going on on that mole there, you got the mole bush.
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Look, I know we do a lot of fucking bad ad reads for an adult.
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We can't correlate their product with his fucking, his totally formless.
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This is, you know, see, Gillette's not going for the mole market.
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Like, the fucking, uh, Harry's isn't going for mole market.
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I think the dough maybe has some liability here, because I think the shaving may have
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Like, you ever heard, like, sometimes when you aggravate cancer, it'll, like, spread?
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I think you need to stop shaving it, though, if you're making words.
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You can shave the mole, but if you want to remove the mole, you can also do that at the
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You could, like, biopsy it to test to see if it's cancerous, or if it is, you want to
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get rid of that fucking mole, use the dough eraser for that, too, man.
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You're just, like, you have a lag, and, like, you're cutting out, and you're, you know.
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Yeah, and your face looks kind of stupid right now.
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And I think your levels are a little bit low, I think.
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Lainey is actually, Lainey's hotter than this girl.
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We're going to pull this tab up, and we're going to say who's hotter.
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By the way, I don't see a difference, actually.
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After meeting Lainey in person, do you think Toad could beat him, or what?
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Because maybe we should run Lainey's intro and then talk about whether or not we could beat her in a fight.
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Maybe we'll give Clint's internet time to get shit together.
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The trainable retarded with IQs from 25 to 50 usually are not capable of learning much in the way of academic material.
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You'll be looking sweet like a fucking fruit basket.
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It's always fucking, but damn it, I'm high, too.
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I pay your daddy to roll out my blunts and he blow your allowance to pay for my lunch.
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You just every day just pulling on your foreskin, trying to get it back.
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My new bitch so thick that I got lost up in the watercraft.
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Dude, can you imagine if there's like an uptick in Jewish sperm donation on September 12, 2001?
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I don't want to have a bunch of kids running around that don't know their dad.
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You go like, oh, he's talking about like the Fed and like interest rates.
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Like, this is the guy that talks about like how big a dick he wants.
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You'll be looking sweet like a fucking fruit basket.
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Feel like I'm Houdini when your sister let me smash it.
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I dive up in the coochie handcuff for 10 minutes.
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That was one of the craziest things that I've ever seen.
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Hey, drop another hundred grand on your internet and fix it, dude.
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Get your listeners to drop a hundred grand on your internet to fix it.
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But, Toad this week, so, uh, someone, uh, Laney posted some lifting videos, and then
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someone brought in something about how I could, uh, how I-
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Because someone said that, like, I would like to see a fight between you and Cole.
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And I'm so short, and my weight is so, like, localized.
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You can jab him backstep for fucking 30 minutes and wreck your ass.
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I want to fight him just because I want to touch him physically.
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Dude, I would be able to take him out at the legs, drop him to the ground, take down
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right away, and then I'd use my weight to get on top of him.
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Dude, I genuinely think I could train my 11-year-old.
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I legitimately, Toad, like, I was saying I, like, I actually legitimately have 40 pounds
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on Laney and am infinitely more athletic than you, and I would not beat him.
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Frankly, I think, like, you and Laney, that could go either way.
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Like, when Nick Wigato's like, I'll take him down.
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The only reason I'm even so confident I could beat him is because I have, like, 50 pounds
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I've done multiple years of jujitsu, boxing, other martial arts.
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But even then, I've seen him punch, and I'm like, I think if we were within 20 pounds,
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I'd be a little bit freaked out if, like, I'd lose.
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Yo, when he kicked the bag, like, the second time he kicked the bag, I was like, fuck.
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It's like, I don't know where it's coming from.
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I don't know what he's done in his life to be so confident in his-
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We literally were just riffing on how we can't tell where your shoulders and the rest of your arms like.
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I think Toad thinks, like, once you inject estrogen, all of a sudden, like, every bit of your, like, muscles just immediately evaporate.
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He's got more estrogen, so he just can think of more creative ways to hurt you.
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Also, I'd like to say, also, more estrogen also means, like, we'll last longer.
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So, like, Toad, if he gets past, like, three minutes, two minutes, you're fucking dead.
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That's why women can beat men in fights, obviously.
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You really just genuinely just think it's just this estrogen?
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He also went his whole life as a dude, as a fucking brolic dude, and then went to a chick.
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Like, he just has more estrogen and less T than an average dude.
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But, like, it's still, like, he has that knowledge.
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I think Lainey would outlift you in everything right now.
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And so then all you really have is more oomph behind your-
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Like, I even think he probably still has more speed and more strength-
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Because I think he has better, like, better form, more speed.
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You just have more, you know, weight behind your punch.
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Why are we pretending as if this is a close battle?
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It's Toad saying it so overconfident that he's like, no shot that-
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No, no, I think it would be like, there was a fight I was watching-
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He would use your own arms and beat you to death with them.
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He would literally be, like, playing with his food.
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Like, at any time, I can't remember what fight it was, but there was a fight.
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Was literally just, like, playing around for four rounds.
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And then the fifth round, I was like, all right, I'll just knock this dude out, like, now.
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But it's like, I'm just going to play around and then just, like, oh, just one knock out.
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Here's what you're not thinking about with Lainey.
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And if you don't think that they fight the same way, Toad, he would hurt you.
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He would set you up for a head kick and change your life for the worst.
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Because that would be, like, my fighting style.
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So, what's really funny about this is, like, immediately before.
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Immediately before, Toad was saying, I have a seven-day pounding headache that hasn't stopped.
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He was literally talking about how terrible his life is.
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And then immediately after said, I'd still beat the shit out of Lainey.
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I don't even think Toad could handle a round of fighting.
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I don't think, like, go to, like, a BJJ class once, Toad.
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Because they'll do, like, a three-minute, like, just, like, open mat.
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And, like, you just go in there and just wrestle for three minutes.
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If we say we do have some event and Lainey does come, would you be willing to fight him?
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That would really give you the edge there, Toad.
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Well, let's see how we can do without Clint, I guess.
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I think bring the estrogen back just to give Toad a handicap.
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And so we have floppy titties and go shirt off.
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If I'm going to die, at least it better be with titties in my face.
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Flopping titties on a dude that beats the shit out of Toad.
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I like the idea, though, of recording Toad doing stuff.
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Because I want to see stuff that he says he can just do.
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I want to see Toad go to a Y and then just go play some pickup ball with a bunch of dudes
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You know, like the autist retard shot where it's like a push-off shot like that, but the
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aim is really good because you understand the physics of it.
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The producer's the one, by the way, that's Tyler down the...
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Toad was, I mean, was almost asking for a lobotomy just to relieve some pressure in his
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I was considering drilling a hole in my own skull.
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Would you be willing to do an exhibition fight against Lainey?
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I said, Toad, maybe you should get more hydration.
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After all this shit talking about how you'd win, like, hands down, you'd win in your head.
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If he never does it, if he never does it, we can't prove him wrong.
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It's just like, he can say all the shit he wants.
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Toad's talking shit and saying he won't fight, though.
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It's not like a malicious wanting to fight him.
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Next time you talk about him like that, I'm going to fucking cut you.
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The dudes that paid for a dude, you, she, everyone else.
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I just want to see the boobs out of curiosity, man.
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Yeah, the last episode he was looking at tranny dick like for half the episode.
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She beats you, but she doesn't actually harm you, right?
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I mean, been looking at a lot of tranny dick recently.
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I remember Matt McCusker talking about it, how he got into...
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And that was his final thing of like, I got to stop looking at porn.
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Because he was just like, I can't keep looking at dude dick.
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Now that Toad's being a bitch and won't fucking fight Lenny, even though he's talking shit like he'd win?
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Everything he does, he's just like, I'll be overconfident.
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I'll be overconfident with saying I can do this, but then I just won't do it because I don't want to.
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And Toad has a very good shot at being in the debates.
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It just means more people will be looking at this thing.
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And I bet you if we got him across the finish line, he would be like, I'm not going to do it.
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But you'll just be like, Trump, I don't really care.
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You only want to do it when there's like nobody is watching.
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And then from there, you just refuse to debate.
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And you just constantly say, debate is fake and gay.
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And you're just like, not even going to debate.
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But I would probably do something similar to the Georgia one.
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Legitimately, I said that you should dress up as Ken Bone again.
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But like, because your thing on the LP is Ken Bone, I also, do you think Trump 100% remembers Ken Bone, right?
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Yeah, Ken Bone, remember he asked the question to Trump.
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We have to start looking at Trump as like, not just like this guy that did this thing in 2016, but he's fucking old.
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I think he's, I think he's on some sort of weird, like Antichrist shit where he remembers everything.
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Like, that's where my money's on is Trump being the Mosheok.
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No, I actually don't believe it just because he's too, uh, he's too controversial.
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The whole point of the Antichrist is that he's loved by all.
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Like, the, like, he literally, like, got the election stolen from him and now fucking is getting attacked fucking in, like, electoral politics.
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Yeah, and he was a huge underdog against Hillary.
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And then also then he got fucked over with him and Biden.
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Now he's going to fucking come back, swing in, and probably win this next one after going through all these fucking, you know, like, criminal proceedings and whatever the fuck.
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And he's going to, like, it's, like, it's literally a complete fucking, like, hero story type bullshit.
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This is, like, a perfect fucking narrative for the Moshiach.
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And then he comes in and fucking sucks Netanyahu's dick and fucking brings on the fucking end times, you know?
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Yeah, he's too, man, there's too much big brain.
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I do, because I was going to, like, offset the big brain by saying, did y'all see that Kamala Harris's camel toe got leaked the other day?
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She's wearing yoga pants and, like, put them through it.
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Dude, it looked like she wasn't wearing anything wrong.
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Kamala toe for girls is, like, not as good as, like, what Clint does with the dick imprints.
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I mean, you're like, this was, like, the whole cluster.
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Dude, isn't Kamal Joe is the mascot from Kamal Cigarettes, right?
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Somebody sent me the picture, and I didn't even know that it was Kamala.
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Would you rather have one of your buddies gently make love to you and have everyone know
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or be roughly pink-socked by a BBC, a big black cock, and no one knew about it?
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So you'd rather just everybody know that you had sex with a dude?
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You got so roughly fucked by a giant black cock that your anus literally fell out.
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Yeah, even without the anal prolapse part, I'm taking the fucking one of your homies,
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one of your buddies, because I just don't want to fuck a black.
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No, I mean, listen, you can go to a doctor, and anal prolapse isn't always from having rough
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But if you go to this, all right, I know what you're thinking, gay stuff, I just shit super
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You take shits bigger than dicks, though, right?
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Even sometimes, sometimes, like, that was a big dick, but it was, like, bigger shit.
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Is that, by the way, is that something that actually happens, is you get a prolapsed anus
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Dude, and think about, like, the discrepancy between those two reasons why you get the
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anal prolapse, and getting fucked by a huge cock is, like, the worst thing imaginable.
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But then if you fart and cause an anal prolapse, that's, like, the manliest thing you can do.
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No, because I think, I bet you, I bet if you, anytime that someone comes in with an
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anal prolapse, and they say, like, oh, I shit too hard, or I fart, or something, and
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they would just be, like, yeah, you're just gay, and this is just the, like, it just finally
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It just, it's just finally your body just gave out.
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It was just, like, I've been getting fucked so hard, and then finally, it was just, like.
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Unless you're a senior citizen, I don't buy that story.
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I don't think there's, even if you didn't get buttfucked at that time to make it
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prolapse, it was just the amount of buttfucking beforehand, and this is just a straw that
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Chase Oliver's anus is just going to fall out on the debate stage.
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I used to work in a pharmacy, and any time someone came in, and they had a prescription
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for Valtrex, I'm always, like, herpes, like, right away, like, they don't prescribe it for
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So, like, when the person, I give it to the person, I look at their face, and I go, fucking
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Like, you use it for a lot of things, but I'm, like, this guy probably has herpes.
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Technically, I have herpes, I guess, but not that kind of herpes.
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You look like the kind of dude that would have herpes, right?
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Imagine being a fag powerlifter that's in a horrible state.
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I feel like, now, that was the only other thing, like, if you maybe, like, were, like, a powerlifter,
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and you're just, like, I mean, but I feel like that's more of, like, a hernia.
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Tyler's herpes are probably from, like, cycling or something.
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I've literally never felt pressure in my asshole from lifting, and I've lifted quite a bit.
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Clint's in the back, and he's just, like, hey, restarted my PC.
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And now he's just sending memes and saying, LOL.
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Of all the people that would likely have herpes on the show, you know what?
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I mean, like, if we're not counting cold sores.
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Obviously, that's technically herpes, but they're different simplexes with the virus, so.
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No, I'm talking about the shit that doesn't go away.
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Sorry, I'm still looking up Kamala Harris camel toe.
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That's why I can't get dick herpes, someone said in there.
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Someone said, if you get it on your face, you won't get it elsewhere.
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But I can just raw dog every fucking gutter whore in the world, and I'm fine.
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Like, if you're dying from AIDS, you're like, dude, what the fuck happened?
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Rich is asking, if you and your wife slash girlfriend switched bodies for a year,
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would you be willing to do all the sex acts you've done to them,
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and how many times would Cole have non-consensual penetration from his wife?
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Let's switch by for you and do all the sex acts you've done to them.
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So, it's just like if you and your wife switch lives, basically,
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I mean, like, if I had a pussy and my wife had a dick,
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I mean, the only thing that would really fuck me over is I've only done –
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So, I've got to give him one butt stuff at some point.
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That's the thing I would do is I would be like,
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Like, there's a thing that you've got to do when you use a dick.
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Go check your notifications, your texts, whatever you've got to do for the next –
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Dude's a way better at sucking dick, though, because they understand the dick.
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Oh, dude, that would be a conundrum, because if you did swap, then now you don't have that faux pas of, oh, no, I can't suck dick because it's gay.
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Would you then, now that's gone, just be like –
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It also technically would be sucking your own dick as well.
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You're telling me you wouldn't suck your own dick if you could.
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If I was, like, 15 and I could suck my dick, like, dude, that thing would be polished every fucking day.
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Also, 100%, I would want to feel what a woman feels like to orgasm.
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It's so weird that they don't want to orgasm every time they have sex.
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Sometimes they're just like, no, I just don't feel like –
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Like, the female proclivity to have sex, unless you're like a huge hoe.
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Like, they're not – yeah, they're not after the same shit that we're doing.
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They're way less into it, but it's way better for them.
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Like, ours is literally just like, and like, theirs is like, and they're just like, and they're just like, eyes crossing.
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But then they're like, no big deal if I get it or not.
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And we're just like, I want to fucking get that.
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Sometimes, like, it's not like every time, like, you women have sex, you want to – that's the bullshit.
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George Floyd's baby mama might be right about that.
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That's what I said, even though I don't know what I'm talking about at all.
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This person, like, never said anything in the chat until now.
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It's only – these women only come up whenever we talk about women, like, organ –
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women parts of the body or something like that.
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They're just all like, no, you fucking fags are wrong.
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Also, they just have, like, a button that they have to push, and it's just like –
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All they do is just, like, push it enough times, and then they just
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That's also the most terrible way I've ever seen to spell Tiffany.
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It's like white trash trying not to be as white.
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She's saying that she watches on Rumble, but we never pull up her stuff.
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I think there's more chats come from YouTube, and I think it just so happens to be that –
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Like, I think Blue Balls is just after if you happen multiple times.
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Like, you have to have it, like, where you're almost nutting, and then you don't.
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Like, it doesn't happen, like, the first time where you're, like –
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Where, like, if you have, like, multiple times where you're, like, you're going to nut, and then you don't, and you just have to over and over –
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Maybe I think Blue Balls comes in, like, at a point where it actually hurts.
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I think it's all about how hurt you are, really.
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You're saying if you only, like, don't come once –
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Say, like, you and your wife are fucking, and then you, like, kind of get close, and then for some reason you're, like, I'm just not into it anymore.
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And, like, for some reason you don't just, like, hold her down and finish.
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And you're saying you wouldn't get Blue Balls from that?
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You're saying you need multiple times of almost coming to get the Blue Balls.
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Because they said I wonder how Blue Balls feels.
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Maybe after, like, I don't think it hurts for me.
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I don't know if I ever told you guys, but the time I lost my virginity way back in high school, I didn't nut.
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And I remember I didn't know what Blue Balls was.
00:39:57.780
And it wasn't until the next day I remember I was, like, telling my buddy, I was, like, dude, what the fuck is going on?
00:40:10.840
I was, like, yeah, if you don't nut, that's what it does.
00:40:13.960
Yeah, because it's, like, you call up a semen and collects there.
00:40:27.940
It's more like a pressure thing than a hurting thing.
00:40:30.020
I guess I'm not in touch with my balls that enough.
00:40:33.840
If we're trying to equate this to women, you know how – like, your chicks, like, boobs hurt at certain times, like, during their period where their boobs are kind of sore.
00:40:40.300
It's just – I feel like from, like, the way my wife's explained to me, it's a similar thing.
00:40:47.580
It's, like, an old wives' tale, but it was made up by rapists because they want to try and, like, coerce women into finishing them off.
00:40:53.840
It's funny you say that because Jose just said he was, like, if you're close to nutting and your wife's just, like, I'm out of it, and you just don't, for some reason, hold her down and fuck her until you're done.
00:41:10.180
Are you being dead serious that you don't think Blue Balls exists?
00:41:16.060
Have you just never not nutted after all the time playing time?
00:41:18.840
A woman giving you Blue Balls is worse than you –
00:41:20.960
Clint, if you and your significant other switched bodies, would you be okay with them doing the sexual positions that you do to them?
00:41:35.140
Would you be willing to lay down on the bed and just get thrown off?
00:41:50.680
If you're on getting fucked with your own dick, fucking you.
00:42:07.840
But you'd be able to spread your legs and your cheeks.
00:42:42.300
Tiffany put her half-black baby to bed just to watch this show.
00:42:58.660
Look, we're not going to beat you like your baby daddy.
00:43:06.940
The funny thing is, so Typhi-N-I apparently is very –
00:43:27.360
and we just walk people, like, in the first 10 minutes
00:43:33.600
We have an extremely high viewer acquisition, guys.
00:43:47.000
Typhi-N-I sounds like what a black person would name their kid.
00:43:55.700
hear me yeah you're good now yeah yeah sorry it takes a long time for my router to reset so i
00:44:00.100
tried to avoid it by resetting my pc that didn't fix it i think this nigga took a nap as like
00:44:04.740
i think she went over to rumble she says okay do you like my name better over here in rumble
00:44:12.040
all right cool that i thought she was legitimately upset and leaving oh she just went to the other
00:44:16.040
platform that's probably your mom it is it is kind of funny to walk out of he's like fuck fuck
00:44:21.540
y'all i'm leaving youtube i'll see you and just like it's like walking into another room where
00:44:25.520
they're also still there just she's your mom you it's like it's like a kitchen it's like a kitchen
00:44:32.300
island she just went around to the other side of it it's like it's like being in a living room that
00:44:36.940
has two couches she's like fuck y'all i'm leaving he gets up and just goes sits on the other couch
00:44:40.660
because um june the week of june 2nd cole's coming over um i'm sure clint's gonna come hang jose if
00:44:49.560
he could fucking get away from his fed friends will come hang toad we don't know but i've been
00:44:54.880
toad no no no hold on tell why toad said tell why toad's excuse we'll get to that we'll get to
00:45:01.380
that he can't spend the money for what travel for what travel has he been doing do we like are we
00:45:10.080
doing shit with him he said he can't afford it uh dc for the lp national i'm going to fucking pork
00:45:15.840
fest why you're not our fucking monkey why would you go to dc why are you going to pork fest is not
00:45:21.080
a travel experience monkey you could probably walk to pork fest okay uh you can go and spend
00:45:27.460
the uh whatever like 1400 on the hotel we love you typhani why are you still doing pork fest yeah
00:45:33.320
why are you doing any of this you're not their fucking monkey pork fest is fun are you still
00:45:39.100
like libertarian he's a contrarian he's not a libertarian he's a contrarian he's one of the
00:45:43.520
he's one of the most confusing people i have ever encountered ever because you're gonna miss
00:45:50.240
toad you're gonna end up missing not one but probably two episodes we're gonna tape at least
00:45:54.200
one in my house where we just do some bullshit i'm gonna be it i'm gonna be at top's house for a week
00:45:59.020
like like a whole week i'm gonna be there like and guys i'm planning in that comedy club i'm planning
00:46:03.960
to have us do a show like do a show there where we can get the local audience out if people actually
00:46:09.820
want to come out and see this like you're not gonna we already we already told you this and
00:46:15.600
you're like i can't afford it i can't get down like you're fucking lying i'll come to that dude it's
00:46:20.400
just hey josie come all right oh yeah yeah well if josie comes then we don't need toad this is
00:46:26.680
perfect yeah yeah much better toad better toad red toad still unfunny but at least attractive
00:46:35.560
she did read mailbag yeah my connection my connection was dog shit but i just to make
00:46:40.680
sure that it was heard laney is a fucking legend and real shit toad he she would beat you to death
00:46:46.720
with your own arms like he would do he would big brother stop hitting yourself you until you were
00:46:51.480
deceased yeah real oh dude i want to fight toad now just so i can stop toad thinks here's the thing
00:46:57.300
that's funny toad thinks he would dictate how that fight goes you've got i'm gonna set the pace
00:47:02.560
speedbags his mole laney laney is literally like like you you're not you're not you're not
00:47:20.980
that's gonna be him after the laney fight just ko'd like a motherfucker
00:47:26.400
i want to play this real quick because i i do love
00:47:37.820
do you have like a menu or like a price list of the services
00:47:43.100
i don't but what is it that you want i want like just regular like regular head and regular like
00:47:49.460
so regular head would be 150 and coochie and he'll be 250
00:47:53.600
seems excessive that does okay so like if i'm too early do i get any of that 250 back
00:48:09.340
okay so listen do you have like military discount
00:48:15.060
so you don't do no holiday specials and nothing
00:48:36.520
dude is he seriously complaining because she doesn't have like a fucking menu
00:48:44.300
yo you you don't got that sex menu for me to look at right there
00:48:47.720
i no legitimately tote i was thinking about you the entire time that you would be having this
00:48:51.720
conversation beforehand you'd be you'd be like okay what's the cost
00:48:55.180
like we've we've already like paid it for you like military discount was fucking hilarious
00:48:59.180
it's just he's like i don't like i don't like this trend where like it's obviously stage shit
00:49:04.020
but it's being pushed into like viral media as if it's genuine like that was a bit like it's a
00:49:09.540
funny bit but just don't don't pretend i think i bet she was an actual hooker i thought it was real
00:49:13.800
why would you think that that they have fucking surveillance footage running in the backdrop
00:49:18.360
no no because because because it looks like a hooker
00:49:25.780
isn't that kind of expensive for a black prostitute i feel like
00:49:29.380
yeah by the way 150 for head is crazy i feel like
00:49:32.960
yeah it's insane you feel like it just because you've never came from head
00:49:37.000
well you could come for a blowjob for like 30 bucks probably easy
00:49:43.720
i told you guys about the time that i i thought i picked up a girl
00:49:47.180
in a hotel in vegas and then i made out with her and then she asked me for money and to have sex with
00:49:57.240
oh yeah yeah one of the worst things i've ever done
00:49:59.720
that's how i felt dude i was like the worst things she's ever done
00:50:04.940
did you see it you showed us that person that you got in trouble with your uh your whole lp thing and i looked and i was like oh that's a gay comment then i looked again and i was like i know this motherfucker that dude uh
00:50:21.520
oh yeah yeah patrick smith yeah fuck that guy yeah why are we even talking about him
00:50:27.320
what did like that was like the gayest shit that i could yeah fuck that guy
00:50:30.680
no no like listen that was on your peter bogosian episode
00:50:34.980
yeah imagine being that level of gay i just gotta say just imagine that
00:50:40.660
seeing somebody seeing someone you know get to a level where they're interviewing someone big and he's like
00:50:48.060
well what was even weirder is like there was no critique for me
00:50:51.980
it was just like he's like peripherally libertarian and then
00:50:55.560
and then uh he goes on to say and he's done some really bad shit and the bad shit that i've done is shit top did
00:51:01.340
that's why when you weren't on the you left the episode i was like oh he's gone
00:51:08.800
you posted a picture of your son uh being crucified and claimed that it was
00:51:15.360
dude it's so funny because they also said it was like he was bloody and diapers is like
00:51:23.280
you know it was fake right like that was the whole bit that it was fake
00:51:27.280
oh man i just look there's a lot of joyless people in not not just in the this movement but in this world and i'm just i'm not gonna let it bring me down man
00:51:34.780
it's just really fun it is gay okay i'll grant you it's a very it's like it's one of the most
00:51:39.820
like feminine things you can do is just be like oh i'm gonna try and drag this dude down
00:51:45.980
i can't believe we need to be making the news like whoever made this shit we need to be this
00:51:53.020
classic dude bro i'm sorry i'm calling for us to order a bunch of fan parachutes
00:51:58.940
and i was like are you fucking kidding me right now i'm in i'm in i'm in hell i'm in a garbage country
00:52:08.300
i'm checking on my kids and my mock they're doing mock crucifixions to mock jesus oh my god
00:52:15.260
oh my god this is amazing no no no we don't have to watch the whole thing
00:52:19.900
it's it's crazy that that it happened that way and then it's crazy that it comes up again yeah
00:52:28.780
people are going like listen look what these people do they post like my children they're
00:52:37.340
at this point i'm just gonna lean into it like yeah i did it sure it was all that's what it was
00:52:42.060
my kid i i did i faked the whole thing i posted it too like i didn't do any of that but all right
00:52:46.860
no no no no you know lean it to a heart don't we say like you it was fake be like oh yeah yeah
00:52:52.060
yeah i crucified top's kid just to go viral like i'm like i'm out of my mind ladies and gentlemen
00:52:59.020
but the thing is like even if you did say that even if you're like yeah i did do that and
00:53:03.420
right and nobody's like there's nothing else to go from this like what i i just
00:53:06.780
fucked with a couple million people because you're idiots and you want to believe anything it's like
00:53:11.420
yeah i did that i mean the people are gonna get mad about it like there was an actual
00:53:14.780
like reason we were doing it too it wasn't just a troll it wasn't just like it was actually
00:53:19.420
sending a lesson that like yo there's a lot of fake that's circulating like don't lie into
00:53:23.420
propaganda which i might add is a very libertarian message to send is that like you will be lied to
00:53:29.340
to justify war so anyways i don't want to get serious about it i just think it was like
00:53:33.500
really fucking really i don't even know i don't even know it's just like crazy
00:53:37.580
gotta be honest memory boarding graduation i feel like that was i feel like it was an important
00:53:42.540
it's an important point in um tower gang lore it's like we did with this show started as like a
00:53:50.620
weird political show where we were like pseudo libertarian talked about politics but then we were
00:53:55.020
idiots so we laughed and it turned into like this very shit posty thing but you're like watch me
00:53:59.660
watch me take this shit post thing and shove it down your throat and then like a year later
00:54:03.980
it'll still come back because it's just genius like the level the level of what whatever it was
00:54:09.420
it was the greatest it was one of the greatest things we've ever done so i i have no shame in it
00:54:13.580
just to be very get rid of it man we're the herpes of shit posting
00:54:19.020
so we gotta move around we can't we have a set we have a set thing we gotta do okay jose did your
00:54:24.540
internet freeze you had to get the bed for no reason it's just gone
00:54:29.900
yeah how did toad win this yeah how come i'm not in this yeah the funny thing is that top isn't in
00:54:35.980
it all right i have some inside information she told me she messaged one of her gcs and was like
00:54:41.500
you should all vote for toad oh and then and then she sent me a screenshot of like lol look what i
00:54:48.540
voted though it was it was me and i was like she's trying to fuck
00:54:55.260
this is so great i bring that back up again you bring it back up again because that's like 10
00:55:00.540
people who yeah that's yo who posts a fucking poll and then rigs it just for the like the funsies
00:55:07.100
they feel bad for this pathetic human being i don't know is this the bitch that bought the rape
00:55:10.940
a palooza shirt probably oh yeah probably oh i bet who's so i by the way i lost 48 people voted for
00:55:19.340
toad this is whoa whoa whoa whoa you know that check mark means who who posted this who who who who
00:55:25.180
quit this because whoever that check this voted that means they means that they voted for it yeah
00:55:30.140
i think that tyler posted that i think tyler you fucking piece of shit tyler tyler's probably
00:55:34.940
wow scumbag you know your finger on the scale by the way tyler clint clint only beating me out by a
00:55:40.220
few people like so i mean like it's it's pretty crazy that i'm almost there with as far as i'm
00:55:45.420
concerned i'm as far as i'm concerned this poll is completely inverted it goes cole me jose toad
00:55:51.740
you don't know you really think cole's a better fuck than me i bet i'm telling you you i think you're
00:55:59.580
more violent guys who bought the rape a palooza shirt i really got to know
00:56:04.220
you bought two of them it's a woman why i just want to know why like how awesome is that
00:56:09.900
not even this one in my girlfriend want to go to the club wearing their rape a palooza shirts together
00:56:19.340
we can figure this out we can narrow it down what was the address i know you have
00:56:22.940
if you can if if we can oh so kate kate's actually watching this
00:56:27.900
said me that's so great thank you kate oh yeah it is it is i don't want to yeah it is her
00:56:34.060
yeah what the what's wrong with you dude i really do want somebody to go hot
00:56:39.420
bitches buying the rape of palooza shirts and taking pictures of them and like posting
00:56:42.460
well let's not say hot bitches the bitches that watch this show well they might be
00:56:48.620
you know what every bitch that watches the show is beautiful all right at least on the inside
00:56:55.180
i i want i would love if if somehow you get go to go to actually la la palooza wearing a rape
00:57:01.660
a palooza shirt would be absolutely wild because yeah at lalapalooza just like you know what i'm
00:57:09.340
here for can we talk about what a different vibe it is for a dude to wear a rape-a-palooza shirt versus
00:57:14.460
a chick i think i honestly if if top because we were talking about this i'm sending one to laney
00:57:19.820
laney i'm sending you an eraser back because uh top asked if i would wear a racerback uh rape-a-palooza
00:57:26.460
shirt and i said yeah i would i would wear like because apparently it's a woman's shirt i didn't
00:57:30.540
realize that's what a racerback was as a dude you can wear it in the gym and no problem it's just
00:57:34.780
dope it's just awesome if you wear that to the gym there's a lot of there's a lot of our shirts that
00:57:38.220
we could wear to the gym because the gym culture is just different yeah this is what i was saying
00:57:42.220
do with a rape a palooza shirt in the gym be like or on the outside as well depending on if you get
00:57:46.540
pink socks i was i was talking to my wife and i was like what is what is like this clothing line
00:57:51.340
for tower gang because it's like such dope shit but like you can literally not wear it
00:57:55.500
anymore you can't literally you wearing the racist plus one in public
00:58:02.300
it's the modern day hot topic it's the modern day hot topic you remember when you used to go
00:58:05.980
to hot topic as a kid you'd be like oh look at that no it's just a shirt that says
00:58:09.420
on it or something like that just like i good like who would wear that just maybe that's what
00:58:17.500
anal ecstasy now it's hot top lobster is where you can get all that there you go
00:58:22.540
you guys talked about the uh the hamas uh fucking uh propaganda we put out or whatever
00:58:28.460
yeah we put out hamas propaganda yeah i guess it was uh israel propaganda really
00:58:33.100
but uh yeah yeah we did we just talked about it yeah where you're gone but no i pull up uh top's
00:58:38.460
tweet that where he wore a racist plus and did that actually happen i know you're you
00:58:42.460
fuck around with it lie did you actually i can't control myself um let's make sure that
00:58:49.820
because i was like if that actually happened where his tweets are like toad stories
00:58:54.140
no no i swear i did that i i can't control my like i can't control myself when i have a thought
00:58:59.420
and it's funny yeah if it's funny i i have to say it but i like that one i was real careful with i didn't
00:59:05.180
say it like to fight her i said it and as i'm saying and i'm like how could i curve this and
00:59:10.300
still say it but have her not like freak out like have her not chimp out not chimp out she laughed
00:59:17.420
so there's like he's like what's that shirt about like that's kind of funny and i was like it's a
00:59:21.580
subscription service and then she's like and i was like yeah we don't take food stamps though and then
00:59:27.180
she laughed and it wasn't like i the way i tweeted it is is misleading because it's like confrontational
00:59:34.140
i wasn't confrontational with her i just said it and then it was like a laugh and then she took her
00:59:39.500
kids real quick and she left she was like honey let's get away but like you guys sometimes black
00:59:47.340
people are cool and we're gonna get all defensive and like black people are usually more cool than
00:59:53.100
white yeah right it's very like oh my god also what i really what i really like to do with this
00:59:59.660
this picture here is make the slurpee racist like i feel like if i do enough racist and always have
01:00:06.060
a slurpee i could somehow make that like oh the new symbol of white supremacy instead just tank dude
01:00:12.780
hey pull that picture back up pull that picture back up not that one of top not that one that is top
01:00:18.940
lobster but uh you know the the s in the slurpee looks if you put an indian dude sitting at the top
01:00:25.020
of it like there's a big shit coming out it sounds like a big shit he's just squatting over hey did we
01:00:32.460
uh the uh can you pull up the video i think i said in the production chat of the indian uh armed forces
01:00:38.460
yeah i mean top is racially i think we've watched that quite a few times but we have never watched that
01:00:43.100
before no i don't think so it was well i've seen a lot of indian armed forces fun stuff but i don't think
01:00:47.980
we've watched it this this one is different this one i don't know if it's new but i can put it in my
01:01:01.340
he's like you're good to go what i'm saying let's go is he is he checking size is that what he's doing
01:01:07.420
there to me i was saying you're not gay girth well i was gonna say i was like this is like this is an
01:01:14.140
indian military weed out process and also a modern day date weed out process too that you have to do
01:01:19.660
going on a date with a woman don't know reach down there grab a couple be like if i feel anything
01:01:25.500
so if you get a boner you're like out killing yourself i think it's like this this dude right
01:01:30.460
there that dude is look at this guy the second guy wait the second guy's nervous so like the first
01:01:36.220
guy he's like yep touch my nuts the second guy's not certain like he's like he's like i might be
01:01:40.940
gay what happens if you get a fear boner though is but the fourth dude the fourth dude is no no
01:01:50.380
here here let's break this down first guy here he's got chest tattoos he's like i was good
01:01:55.500
the whole time look at his face he's looking away he doesn't make eye contact yeah like he knows he's
01:02:03.980
he's got something wrong whatever they're checking for he's got a deficiency in if it's for it's now
01:02:08.380
here's to check if you're gay or not heterosexuality how can you check can you tell you grab their
01:02:12.940
dick and if you get hard you're kicked out of the military wow that's i wish we would do that i feel
01:02:17.980
like that should be something for the american military that we should absolutely wouldn't
01:02:21.260
wouldn't this guy then be the guy that leaves and not stays because that's all i was about to ask
01:02:25.900
i was like do you want him to stay or do you want him to leave is leaving good or bad in the
01:02:30.700
u.s military they have the pecker checker and that's just you just look at the dick to see who
01:02:34.940
uh for pissing uh to get drug tested yeah that's totally different i definitely got my dick fondled
01:02:39.420
when i uh had to go first joined way back when is that why you joined yeah yeah you just you're like
01:02:45.980
i think you need to check it again i think you need to check it just one more time six years of my life
01:02:51.100
look at how sure the third guy is watch so this guy he's like no bulls suck third guy this dude's like yeah
01:02:56.300
dude he's got a the crazy unibrow as well now the funny thing is this guy the doctor right after
01:03:03.420
this i just want to realize that he used the same gloves to make uh some a nice curry afterwards too
01:03:10.940
he got done checking all those balls and he's just like uh here now he's actually like gloves with
01:03:15.500
food why is there a pubic hair in my curry god damn it they use gloves to check like balls but they
01:03:22.060
don't use gloves at any other like there's like can't touch nuts without like a piece of latex in
01:03:27.660
between but we'll like straight up eat hey hey just feed me a bunch of videos back to back i just want
01:03:34.380
to fucking i want to embrace them i want to see mailbag not curry no we probably did one mailbag no we did
01:03:40.380
two there are only three we did two of them a eunuch test is that what this is
01:03:53.580
uh did also show us a movie from 1950 probably so he's you know as old as i am he's like old enough
01:04:01.900
to be my dad literally the age of my mom we talked about before the show top also had one another pajit uh
01:04:09.180
them doing like a changing of the guard which was really fucking funny today guys we're doing this
01:04:13.420
shit again and clint asked for that we're doing cole's culture corner next time you talk about
01:04:16.940
him like that i'm gonna fucking cut you and you know that i can do it he's right and you know that
01:04:23.740
i can do it hey let's just make it we can finish mailbag we can finish mailbag yeah let's finish mailbag
01:04:29.420
mailbag there is only one more mailmonkey35 this is awful yeah has anyone seen the dracula flow series it's
01:04:36.140
certainly retarded what's your favorite bar he did send a video with this if we're watching your
01:04:40.460
favorite bar was like literally like a bar to go drink oh no i think he's saying that i'll tell you
01:04:45.500
my least favorite bar uh chocolate bar with mushrooms chopped up and put into it don't do that i love that
01:04:51.180
shit i think i think he's a dracula flow series is a is a rap series and bar is the actual rap lyric
01:04:57.820
that we like the best gotcha no i have no idea what's next i think that's one if he has a video i bet
01:05:03.420
that's the video is dracula's a vampire dracula flow sounds like some sort of bloodletting i don't
01:05:08.940
know what's happening didn't we have some shit from last week they were like hey we're gonna finish
01:05:12.460
this week oh let's watch this yeah i like that there's a there's a white it was it was shut the
01:05:19.420
fuck up toe to slice open a funnel cake at the county fair when i took my daughter there on a trip amidst a
01:05:27.260
lengthy child custody battle with my ex-wife attempting to prove to the judge that i'm a
01:05:42.380
but we all know i'm not interesting that guy sounds basic well cody we do have a telegram
01:05:49.980
actually had one for a hot man yeah we don't use it but it's there yeah we use it you gotta be one of the
01:05:55.660
locals though that's the uh deal i think yeah yeah yeah yeah give us money join the locals you'll
01:06:00.860
join the locals and you also get the pre-chat as well that we do the pre-show uh there's a goddamn
01:06:05.820
qr code in the corner that says join the telegram you're not supposed to give that away you dumb
01:06:10.700
slut you're gonna pay us first no that probably goes to the locals oh okay yeah all right whatever
01:06:16.620
yeah i would imagine top some marketing genius don't you ever doubt him again jose okay all right
01:06:20.620
so the thing that we were he's like i'm on the locals
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you might be retarded you might just be retarded because we have no idea what goes on locals yeah
01:06:33.900
i don't know how it works either dude just yeah you'll figure it out eventually just keep trying
01:06:37.580
yeah the thing that we dm one of us not me not glint and not jose and not toad dm top and top will
01:06:43.980
get you the local look at the dope the the probably many of us except for all of us that we're top
01:06:50.380
that squad shit too well hey hey toad toad you know that outfit looks like shit right yeah you're
01:06:57.020
just mad because the lakers lost i am mad because the lakers lost but you know what you just hell of a
01:07:01.740
series hell of a series no no no seriously toad that that outfit looks like shit no for real it does
01:07:07.740
don't wear that lakers got annihilated by denver i don't see how that was at all a good series it
01:07:12.860
was a fucking amazing series it was like the full the total spread was 22 points for five games back
01:07:17.820
to the point you can say the n-word anytime you want dude yeah yeah yeah toad why would you dress
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like that in public dude this is how i go to celtics games what are you talking about jesus christ
01:07:27.260
this is actually a good point guys no what no pussy does to a mother who owns locals jews they own
01:07:32.060
everything it's crazy dave ruben right yeah dave ruben actually yeah ruben and peterson i think
01:07:37.580
right he used to thankfully he doesn't anymore what was that thing you said about peterson today
01:07:41.980
he didn't want to talk about oh he did he got someone like really in a very eloquently and smart
01:07:46.860
way like brought up the jq and he was like nope not doing it he said he said i can't answer it right
01:07:55.740
yeah yeah yeah i can't answer that is probably the worst answer to be fair though he was like i
01:08:01.820
haven't read this book so i can't really answer that he's like thank you give me a book but it was
01:08:05.340
like six years ago so the motherfucker likely has read that book by now so he should be enlightened
01:08:10.060
and be like yo what the fuck yeah it was don't you guys feel like this weird you feel this weird
01:08:14.940
tension like with the jq stuff like it's not going away no that dude that that was that's what the
01:08:21.100
whole like question was about hold on hold on hold on i love the tub he has spent the past six months
01:08:26.380
going so hard against jewish people and he goes this thing ain't going away
01:08:30.380
it's like well you it's like i'm doing everything it's like i'm doing everything i can to keep the
01:08:36.860
question in it's like like you did this he's like guys do you feel a weird tension like maybe i created
01:08:44.380
a fucking war that's coming or a genocide because i feel like maybe i did that's what the guy was
01:08:49.260
saying was basically that the jews caused the holodomor in response to being hated they were like
01:08:56.620
almost entirely the bolsheviks yes and so and so and the guy was like can you see that happening
01:09:02.140
again because the jews own the media and the jews like and so he was saying like you know what the
01:09:07.900
guy was jewish he was asking which made it even better because he was just saying this and he's
01:09:12.220
like yes we should judge people's individuals but we also should understand why groups react to other
01:09:17.260
certain groups in certain ways and you're like i think he was legitimately like afraid as a jew i think
01:09:22.460
he wasn't even trying to catch them yeah it's like i think it was just being like hey like we know that
01:09:26.780
we like own everything do you think they're going to really hate us after a while and they're going
01:09:30.620
to like retaliate or something because i'm kind of scared maybe we shouldn't genocide a bunch of
01:09:35.340
people because then it might come back on us like it did the last time dude someone was in my comments
01:09:40.460
today going going why why are people talking so much about pajits it's like exclusively you like you're
01:09:46.780
the one that did this it's like i know my timeline is filled with jew haters it's like but i also only
01:09:52.140
follow uh groiper uh 1488 i only i only follow pepe accounts and i'm seeing a ton of anti-semitism it's
01:09:59.260
crazy i'm talking about in real life too though in real life people like are noticing and like older
01:10:04.540
people they're not so after after he after he made that uh food stamps like i dropped some like jewish
01:10:11.260
shit and they're like yeah well top literally after after top made that uh food stamp joke the
01:10:17.020
lady was like fuck the jews am i right and he was like yeah and then she left that's exactly
01:10:22.700
yo yo that's what that shirt's all about that's racism plus when you high five a black chick over
01:10:26.860
being anti-semitic that is racism plus that's it it's actually racism plus
01:10:35.020
we're trans it's like the black and the white arm we're trained we are transcending racism it's like
01:10:40.380
you're being so racist that it gets to a point where it's like whatever yeah now we're into
01:10:44.220
religion this is next level by the way that is that is to hate us whites but the jews by the way
01:10:51.980
that is what the uh like the bible and revelation says will happen is that literally the whole world
01:10:57.580
comes together to hate the jews and that's literally the bible doesn't say that are you kidding me yes it
01:11:03.020
does that's what it is and then the antichrist is the one that stops them and brings about world
01:11:07.260
you read all this other jewish shit and you don't read the bible you're reading friedman and
01:11:11.580
fucking tyler missed the cue to put the more you know there oh yeah that's true he's gonna he's
01:11:19.020
gonna do it now don't do it now that'd be weird oh oh i saw this this is funny yeah show me the dumb
01:11:25.900
child okay why is she the dumb child because she has black skin about 76 of the younger white children
01:11:35.260
pointed to the two darkest skin tones show me the bad child more than 59 of the older white children
01:11:41.660
pointed to the two darkest skin tones king i thought that i was doing something wrong raising my daughter
01:11:47.100
but i guess this is just like how this is just what people think right it's literally like you know how
01:11:52.620
they say like cats when they see a snake or see anything that looks like a snake it automatically
01:11:57.660
they recoil from it like if they see a pickle they yeah they freak out
01:12:01.420
like the turtles have you seen the turtle thing where you wear like black on your shoe
01:12:05.740
and they attack it but yeah it's not hey tyler tyler look up cats uh seeing pickles when you get a
01:12:12.700
chance but finish this finish finish playing that yeah even black children as a whole have some bias
01:12:20.620
toward whiteness show me the smart child show me the ugly child and why is she the ugly child
01:12:27.740
she just goes like this show me the ugly child more than 57 of the younger black kids chose the two
01:12:35.420
darkest shades the point is that like black people like we can't we're not being racist because black
01:12:46.620
kids agree right but at least this is it literally is something that is it's literally something that
01:12:53.820
is just like it's it's like god gave it to us it was just like he now that that is the uh also another
01:13:00.620
very easy color coding it is like guys i gave it to you it's so simple no this makes me really sad
01:13:08.780
it's literally black and white as someone who's a big fan of racism plus this is this is horrible like
01:13:15.500
when the black girl points to herself i do feel bad i feel sad is that the black kids thought that
01:13:22.940
the black kids were ugly when it should have just been like iq based they should have only been like
01:13:27.820
who's the dumb one they're like can you imagine if they're like ugly come on don't do that can you
01:13:31.180
imagine if they put another white kid with a big nose like how that would have skewed the results i
01:13:35.420
feel like that would change the thing entirely oh a jew yeah thanks for pointing it out cole
01:13:42.140
i'm trying to be subtle no i think the results still have been oh this is really funny i love oh i i do
01:13:47.820
yeah i know about this phenomenon yeah this is awesome
01:14:04.540
jose if you can do this to your cats please oh that'd be great
01:14:07.660
yeah jose as the resident cat i've never done this i'm gonna have to try it now i've never
01:14:16.060
thought they've literally done studies on it it's literally because it just looks like a snake to
01:14:20.380
them and they're just like it literally just like they immediately how they stay alive from snakes
01:14:24.860
it makes no sense though i have one cat whose favorite toy is literally a banana but i guess it's like
01:14:29.340
curved so maybe it's different i don't know yeah you probably have a real retarded cat yeah
01:14:33.020
it would not last in the wild yeah you took a picture of your cat the other day with like that
01:14:39.820
like sitting on dirty laundry and i was like that thing's fucking disgusting like if i had to live
01:14:43.740
with that they do actually what that one's adorable
01:14:49.340
when you saw that picture guys did you think like oh i'd love that in my house
01:14:52.620
no i every time i see one of his cats i'd literally almost puke no
01:14:56.780
i literally can't stand them i literally think it looks like a nasty old scrotum i think they're
01:15:00.620
probably sweet but like i don't want one at all they're adorable it's it's it's it's the craziest
01:15:07.260
like if you were like hey jose has a hobby guess it you gave me a million guesses i would have been
01:15:14.860
like i would have been like he he drives a harley he he's a uh he's a bare knuckle boxer and you can
01:15:21.740
say anything he raises hairless cats i would never get there ever it would be much more likely that you
01:15:29.180
kill some like you kill people in your basement like that's yeah yeah i'd be like yeah the funny
01:15:33.820
thing is i think this is the real riff between me and mersh is that i i put that right there but i
01:15:38.780
love him and i'm fine with it wait the real rift is that you you have hairless pussies no yeah he's
01:15:44.460
all about the rescue and so he's like oh you're a breeder he's like kind of one of those facts
01:15:48.780
so he's like oh you should adopt not that's that's so weird to me because like
01:15:54.140
marsh is so obviously uh suicidal like why would you care about cats and breeding yeah right also
01:15:59.420
also i don't think i don't get it i don't think there's any like uh like out there just stranded
01:16:05.100
hairless cats i've never seen like i've seen like random you literally have to create them
01:16:11.260
if i was literally like breeding and selling normal haired cats i'd be like you got a point
01:16:16.700
like if i saw if i saw one of your cats in the wild i would kick it as hard as i could
01:16:20.540
i'd be like get the fuck away it's literally like it would be like seeing like uh uh like a chihuahua
01:16:26.140
in the wild like like it's like or like a like a really really pure bread imagine imagine you're
01:16:31.580
lost in the woods and then you just see a fucking a rabid wild chihuahua it's not gonna happen
01:16:38.700
it's like no it doesn't the only things in the wild like that you're gonna like adopt is like
01:16:43.420
old mutts and just like the ugliest dogs you can imagine like it's not like the ones that you're
01:16:48.700
bread like like it's like things that you have to breathe
01:16:56.700
but i was going to go for uh before because i was gonna say that uh god whenever he um cursed
01:17:03.980
cain they say that curse was being black yeah because they gave him a mark and so that was
01:17:09.420
literally like god giving a curse and so that everybody knows like that's the bad
01:17:13.820
i remember hearing that as a kid like that was like some shit my parents said i'm like it was
01:17:18.780
like it makes sense because they he specifically says he gave him a mark and that mark could we
01:17:24.540
don't know what the mark is but everybody would know guys yeah that's the thing so the beef the
01:17:29.020
beef between you and mersh like it's also otherwise people wouldn't otherwise be buying these like they
01:17:35.420
i feel like someone that gets a hairless cat wants a hairless cat not necessarily like any cat
01:17:40.300
like they want this weird shit so like you're not yeah they all do it because they have allergies
01:17:45.100
and like the hairless cat's probably hypoallergenic i don't know they're like that is probably not
01:17:49.100
hypoallergenic but very very reduced allergens yeah that's the mark
01:17:55.260
also the uh really just other little cool bible fact they also said he was what he would walk the
01:17:59.260
earth till the end of days so some people think that uh kane never died so he's still around a day
01:18:04.220
and so i was the mark and just uh he plays for the lakers so anyways uh black dude so you uh
01:18:10.700
you look like your body's on back oh yes oh god i forgot about this i don't know if we can show that
01:18:16.780
by the way on youtube i don't know if that was yeah i don't it's fine it's fires but what are you
01:18:22.460
gonna do give us a strike but we will say this was something that was brought up is that our next
01:18:28.940
coctober instead of sending cocks in we send in man ass keisters i feel like it's a step down
01:18:35.020
i mean like you're i said that like dick ass like let's be real but there's but where do you go from
01:18:40.460
dick but yes i'm saying i think we started too high yeah like we can't like the problem we can't
01:18:46.860
we were dealing with a smaller pool of the only other thing yeah the only other thing would be
01:18:51.260
actually to be like hey you have to do a full goat seat you have to do a full spread and show us
01:18:55.900
what's your asshole your pink socket no i think that asshole tober ass tober i don't want to see
01:19:01.900
assholes i don't want to see pink socks i don't want to see balls straight balls like you want to
01:19:06.460
see everyone's balls let's go i don't want to see any of that either see like you know the move where
01:19:10.220
you like hold your balls do the uh the brain the brain all the balls or do the goat or do the goat
01:19:16.880
where you uh you tuck your balls under your uh like yeah and then you bend over
01:19:22.680
yeah god damn it here's the thing go watch waiting it's a great movie we want to see who's
01:19:28.040
got the best ass i guess is it are we waiting the best ass ass that's it's over cole one laney got
01:19:34.680
it i know all the fans but you gotta dress them up it's so it would be called donk tober balls over
01:19:41.720
but you gotta dress up your balls like someone could do boobs put nipples in your balls like
01:19:45.400
stuff like that yeah dude you can turn your balls into a great frosty the snowman yeah you have a third
01:19:50.680
ball yeah just like put it put the head of your dick on the top yeah no because if you have three
01:19:56.360
balls you could do it like some people have three balls or i don't know what would raven do with one
01:20:00.520
ball is he a disadvantage because he only has one nut or he definitely can't win this year
01:20:06.840
unless he did something clever we should go this angle so though we can keep him from winning back
01:20:10.360
to back no no no no because i think if he did something clever with it because if we're dressing
01:20:14.680
him up he could do something clever where it's like uh something about how he's missing the other one
01:20:19.240
or something i don't want to see anybody's balls this shit sucks man you don't see no i i think ass
01:20:24.920
is i think i'm i'm down with the female audience to send us their titties like at least have fun with
01:20:29.560
this i don't know i gotta see all these dudes oh yeah i can't do that all four chicks send us your tits
01:20:35.800
hey hey seven of you send your rack well we only we only got like seven cocks for october yeah that's too
01:20:43.080
many cocks that's a lot that's a lot of dick i mean especially considering cleavage but october
01:20:48.760
how i i have i'm in with with the ass so you have to send ass cleavage all right like you have to
01:20:54.680
make it look like you're saying let's have dudes send their ass cleavage and women send their actual
01:20:58.920
cleavage and then we rate them we never know and we have to we only find out we can't tell
01:21:05.000
jose looks so bothered it's it's dude ass or or women's cleavage dude i bet typhineye's got like
01:21:11.480
zero cleavage i don't know the name like typhineye i i think do you think if i shaved my ass out you
01:21:21.240
do you have to be have a hairless ass to do like to have it as cleavage do you think if i shaved my
01:21:26.520
ass i could convince y'all that it was tits there's only one way to find out dude you really
01:21:34.120
could finally get you to manscape your hair it's just gonna be a really hard thing to be like hey
01:21:38.920
lizabeth i need to see one of your brawls please put false nipples you just have like a like a sheer
01:21:45.400
cloth so it looks like you have nipples on your ass uh yeah uh how do where do you get false nipples
01:21:50.520
at can i just ask is there a certain store do i need to go to this is the better thing this is what i
01:21:55.000
want to see the guys i don't want to see any girl ass i want to see the guys guys ass who looks the
01:22:01.640
most girly you have to pass it pass yourself off as a girl all right it'll be the most feminine with
01:22:07.160
your boss is what we're looking for here we're looking for the most feminine we're literally trying
01:22:11.080
to look for a dude's ass that could trick us into thinking it's sexy this is the angle you want to
01:22:16.040
take with this yeah if it gives us a bone or you're doing it it is it is and cole just cole just says
01:22:22.040
quietly i like this i like this i like it because here's the thing here's the thing because cole's
01:22:27.080
gonna win man nope who says i'm entering why would i enter cool's not do i need that's not fair you
01:22:32.520
already did but that's the wheel here i think we cocktober sounds good we just need to stick with
01:22:38.120
cocktober more how are you saying them seeing dick is gayer is not is less gay than just having like
01:22:45.880
ass be look like a woman it is trapped over it is trapped over it's like a recurring thing we need
01:22:55.000
to build we have a previous champion now we need to say on that we're not there's no way more people
01:23:01.000
are sending their again are you kidding me our audience has grown significantly since then like
01:23:05.560
there's no way people are like if we do it if we build it they will come like for real yeah if i
01:23:13.160
get sent it i will come do you guys want to finish out the bass ass speech we were uh talking about
01:23:18.440
last week yeah it was well it was mark firm and uh yeah there we go oh the guy the uh he was the
01:23:24.680
he was the cop that was really funny i forgot about that we were doing that oj case and they i do like
01:23:29.560
that yeah they basically tore him to shreds on the stand because he said nigger a bunch of times
01:23:34.200
yeah i i still want to workshop this cocktober thing i still think there's something there with
01:23:39.880
it i don't think i think we've tapped our our well of dick dry yes like that's we've got more dicks
01:23:45.800
since then we've got way more dick than i actually grew those we've we've wrenched every last drop out
01:23:50.680
of our audience's dicks every one october can just be a a recurring thing and yeah i also think i think
01:23:56.760
we would get way more way more entries with just ass guys aren't afraid to show their ass like
01:24:03.160
showing your dick to like random strangers but here's the thing think about having like we can
01:24:08.600
get we can get a considerable amount of dudes to send us pictures of the not your asshole but
01:24:13.240
like your butt like your ass just your butt and think about having your our entire audience yo pair
01:24:17.800
this with in the dough shave your butt cheeks with in the dough yes the best guy girl ass wins hey
01:24:24.760
that's not a bad idea but let me just hear me out and they i think they're getting it i think they
01:24:29.160
i think i think we should get all of our all of our male married viewers to send pictures of their
01:24:36.600
wives naked without their knowledge up yeah this guy clif is being the moron for everyone than i am
01:24:43.320
honestly so i should listen listen film all of my kid being crucified but he just said that
01:24:49.000
shit and i feel like that's way worse right wife porn tober it just rolls off the tongue it does
01:24:55.400
that's a great point guys guys i want you all to film your sneaky life porn tober this is perfect
01:25:01.800
all these conning dudes they've some of them have told me too they're like oh some of the
01:25:05.400
you say online is kind of like offensive and like you know like like i like your
01:25:09.000
but like i kind of stay a little bit away you guys are you talking to crowder what the
01:25:13.480
are you talking about no people people have told me this they're like yo like your
01:25:16.840
is kind of like this and that whatever you are in yeah you are in like con ink you are in these
01:25:23.000
other spheres where it's like you're doing way more degenerate than me it's wild i just said some
01:25:27.560
bad online bro literally blair white hero what's going on here blair white literally is a tranny that
01:25:33.240
literally is like it's spitting in the face of god and they're just like but you said the n-word
01:25:38.120
i think that's spitting in the face of god they're like a lot of things that are happening right now
01:25:41.800
that's like it's yes it's honestly doing it yeah 100 i think i think it is literally like the fact
01:25:48.920
that con ink has embraced that for and it's more than just blair white there's been there's like two
01:25:54.600
or three four of them now yeah any trune that's like yay trump they're like oh my god we love you
01:25:59.080
i agree with clint on this and yeah we uh we could call it cucktober actually that would be
01:26:14.040
and our female audience you can send pictures of your husband uh naked and without his knowledge
01:26:18.600
and so then we just rate their wives and husbands yeah we say who we would like to cuck most
01:26:24.680
this is insane you want to step up from cucktober i i'm way more yo it's cucktober it's cucktober it's
01:26:33.000
fuck this is the natural evolution this is too degenerate i'm just i'm just asking our fans to show
01:26:38.280
us pictures of your lady ass this is too degenerate this is tower gang motherfucker
01:26:48.600
dude all these all these married cowards you guys are like no i can't keep that
01:26:52.280
clint's trying to gaslight us we can see we can see all these dicks but we can't see we can't
01:26:57.240
cuck our audience oh god he's trying to get your dick show me your wife's tits
01:27:02.440
he's gaslighting i just want to see your wife's pussy dude make her do a full spread equal on it
01:27:06.360
i just want to see it i don't even spread the lips totally funny it would be hilarious for countless
01:27:11.080
divorces this is a great idea guys just i want to see your wife spread her butthole and just show me
01:27:17.480
i've said that one of the pillars of tower gang is fidelity that's one of the pillars
01:27:22.040
toad you're doing a great job that i've never said that you've never said that he's like
01:27:32.360
that's insane listen i'm i'm raising another pillow bush on her we got a winner
01:27:38.440
we're breaking that now hey cole said threesomes i'm watching them jerking off you know i was just
01:27:43.640
breaking that honestly pube uh pubetober would be great what what that's just retarded cole get the
01:27:51.000
fuck out of here no because you know because because no shave november maybe we have to do
01:27:56.440
something november where we just like you sit on the pubes we're no but your dick is their dick is
01:28:01.640
in it so you want so now it's dick it's cocktober but with cubes we should disqualify you
01:28:08.840
bush is so big that you can't see the dude's dick i bet that's funny
01:28:11.320
that is it's great the thing is the thing is we've already we've already seen dicks so we if you
01:28:19.480
want to get more you have to add qualifiers to it you have to be like you have to you have to add
01:28:26.200
some type of qualifier to change it up rather than just hey there's another really good dick it's big
01:28:31.480
and it's veiny yay hey clint can you squat 135 someone in the chat doubts you yeah i can do over
01:28:38.840
200 oh my god i just think i think it would be the best because listen they could shave their ass
01:28:44.840
nobody has to know that they're doing this weird shit they take their picture they send it
01:28:49.640
and they might win it ties right by the way it ties i bet i bet we ask no no no no here's the
01:28:55.480
other thing we can easily tie this into our sponsor nado we i bet we can get the dough to sponsor this
01:29:01.560
directly i don't give a fuck about tying in a sponsorship because because they win a sticker pack
01:29:08.440
no no no no no no i think the winner if you're shaving your ass show us your wife's tits and you
01:29:14.040
might win free stickers you have to have she has to be wearing the stickers on her nipples too and
01:29:21.240
honestly i think it's not outside of the realm of possibility that we will put your wife's rack
01:29:25.320
on a sticker and sell it to our audience so sign right up for the winner top will draw the winner
01:29:31.400
that's that's how it works i would love to see uh top's wife walk into him tracing some girl's tits
01:29:41.160
he would be dead if you're like guys so big you can't see dick i like it all right look i i'm just
01:29:46.840
having fun with it y'all are like super fucking sketched out you're like i don't want to see our fans
01:29:51.800
wives tits like it's not going to be your dicks i'll agree with clint sense let's try to like
01:29:58.200
clint has like uh twitter i guess what is the bachelors over here just like guys why do you care
01:30:03.000
like don't you want to just have fun with it stop being afraid of your wives you're not gonna
01:30:07.480
fuck these women we're just asking for photos of their dudes wives like it's no big deal it's
01:30:11.560
cucktober welcome to the internet okay relax agreed look at all these married words relax calm down
01:30:20.680
your wives will understand this is for the show i want to see dicks send dicks in october don't
01:30:26.120
listen to these faggots send us your day i mean i expect this this absolute paranoia from cole given
01:30:31.640
that he's like a abused sheltered dog but like top and jose also horrified dicks it'll be october is
01:30:39.960
what we'll call it is that we're gaslighting clint gaslighting us is the craziest thing i was like
01:30:45.080
i'm not gaslighting you i'm calling you or no you are gaslighting like you can't brand like the
01:30:51.640
send your wife's tits well it's cucktober it's perfect it's already i'm just saying i think i think
01:30:57.080
it's not working though you could we get we could send the the winner free razors into this this is this
01:31:02.760
is a level of cowardice i never expected from you guys i just want you to know that i like i like to ask
01:31:07.640
thing because i think it's different you guys are being more cowardly the other thing with the ass
01:31:11.080
thing you we can actually show it on the show i mean all right on the cowardice thing if you guys
01:31:15.480
here want to be more cowardly than toad and his body is turned around please do set my dms are always
01:31:20.920
open send me your wife's body is bad here's the thing okay so uh donctober you have to submit like
01:31:27.320
you wearing a thong like like it has to have underwear so we can pull it up we can show it on the
01:31:32.360
show we can't like cocktober it's like i literally just said this we couldn't show it but we drew we
01:31:40.280
described the clocks in great detail that sucks the winner yeah that this is literally it's literally
01:31:44.600
no payoff have you seen raven he's grifted the fuck off that he's yeah look how big he's gone
01:31:50.840
i mean like i mean this is what you can do with raven raven is a it's a fucking mount rushmore of
01:31:58.760
grifters i mean like he literally big dicked his way into the podcast sphere it's amazing look what
01:32:04.520
raven's doing this could be you if you send your dick into the tower gang yeah you probably won't
01:32:09.880
have a successful podcast but send your dicks anyways we're gonna listen to a guy saying listen
01:32:14.120
if you want to you could be a co-host on one of our shows we won't tell you oh this is yeah i saw this
01:32:18.200
i think that is the i think that is the uh the like standard is obama's ass would you jose
01:32:32.040
michelle obama's ass did you see that would would you because that's like your type dude ass
01:32:36.200
that isn't even like a nice ass it's not a beefy i think that's the standard right there and that is
01:32:40.520
our standard we're gonna go off for donctober i don't know what you mean by that what is the standard
01:32:45.000
what if you're better or worse than michelle obama's ass there's no one worse that's a dude
01:32:50.840
ass like i know you're like terrible that's not a nice ass that just looks like a dude ass that
01:32:55.480
looks like toad's ass yeah no it's like a black toad ass by the way i just want to put this out
01:33:01.160
there clint that's better than your ass it might be you don't know it's because i know that for a
01:33:06.040
fact no you don't i know that for a fact yes i do no you don't you would not fill out those panties
01:33:13.720
you wouldn't fill those out they would they would be hanging off look at that
01:33:20.200
fucking back though that's a dope back though oh she's great oh dude yes great genetics ripped
01:33:25.560
fucking dope big mike you you could you could oh god i was gonna say it uh
01:33:33.560
another random woman you do acres of cotton camel tober great name or it's easy guys listen if you
01:33:41.560
wanted to do this you could have done this with uh what was the name of that gay show we brought up
01:33:45.800
a couple weeks ago um a hole patrol but you up you quit that show it wasn't even funny you could
01:33:51.560
have done camel tober all by yourself we're doing october with dudes just these hoes all right i don't
01:33:58.440
want to see no hoes in my inbox i want to see guy ass and make it as nice as possible we ain't no homos
01:34:05.560
we want to see your cocks and your asses men you know what though i real quick i will say just to
01:34:09.880
be safe send dicks as well send them to his dms just be safe we're not entirely sure which angle
01:34:16.040
we want to go but just be safe send ass and dicks to toads dm no no one else sees this that toads
01:34:21.560
looks like his body's on backwards no one sees his body's on backwards i don't understand
01:34:30.600
i mean if your head was turned around the other way it would look the exact same
01:34:36.280
i'm very symmetrical clit that's considered attractive he's got no collarbone he's got no
01:34:42.680
collarbone that's that's the back of a body it's like pull pull pull the uh the pull picture because
01:34:48.840
i want to see it with his shirt off and see if it does look like it could be a back that's his back
01:34:53.880
so we've got like a reversal head there it is right there he does he has a reversal head
01:35:00.360
honestly i'm an owl his nipples are getting so far away from each other
01:35:07.160
his nipples are sliding because they can go to the back they're trying to go to the back
01:35:12.040
they know they're on backwards they know they're on backwards and i don't have a belly button he also
01:35:17.160
he doesn't have a belly button he also also it looks like it does by the way does that not look
01:35:21.720
like back hair on his front that looks like back hair yo he's got fake nipples on his back bro
01:35:28.520
i still don't know if this is uh if this is the uh the the the top lobster edit that or not your
01:35:33.880
but like the one where they edited him to have tits i can't tell if this is that one either oh
01:35:38.840
because you do think you have tits there dude like
01:35:41.400
like oh yeah top does yeah yeah it looks like you have tits and and and jose gave them to you
01:35:47.720
it's not edited oh god it's not it look you got tits and jose gave them to you because it looks like
01:35:54.520
uh maybe this is why you struggle in the gym because you're you're doing everything backwards maybe
01:35:58.680
you just gotta try to flip it it's nipple look like the black little mermaid's eyes
01:36:07.160
i have i have those like real googly eye nips it's the real prey nipples dude you got some
01:36:12.280
you got some cock wobble nipples on you homeboy it's real quick look at clint's uh look at clint's
01:36:17.480
belly button it's a mouth oh yeah i can talk with that motherfucker wait wait i just got hold on i just
01:36:24.520
want to go back to toad real quick because i'm still stunned at how crazy that is that's
01:36:29.720
by the way that could be the tagline for the show i just want to go back to toad for a little bit
01:36:43.240
oh never mind that's a spot on my screen i thought there was another mole below it
01:36:46.440
another is no there was a mole i thought they're asking for marty feldman oh and you can see that
01:36:54.440
one too right there oh my god yeah there is this dude your head just falling apart dude your head
01:37:00.840
was put on backwards okay i get the suicidal tendencies all right so i'm so paranoid that i have the i have
01:37:09.400
the prey nipples that are like so far apart like looking at opposite you honestly that that by the
01:37:14.920
way that mole on your arm i bet there's a fucking pathology that goes to like are your nipples super
01:37:19.800
far apart like you like you're fucking inbred i i also think that mole might just be a third nipple
01:37:24.680
that just was like his nipples now just got too far away it's it's in route to the yeah it's just
01:37:30.600
going to it's going to where it should his third nipple is just going it's it's called new on new
01:37:39.080
non syndrome it's when your nipples are like spread too far apart new new and syndrome okay unusual facial
01:37:46.760
features short height heart problems and other physical problems yo let me read it let me read it
01:37:52.040
bro bro let me read it let me read it go ahead go ahead noon syndrome is a genetic condition that
01:38:01.320
stops typical development in various parts of the body it can affect a person in several ways
01:38:05.720
including unusual facial features check short height check heart problems check and other physical
01:38:11.080
problems check it also can cause a child to develop more slowly than usual check he was 40 40 pounds in
01:38:16.600
eighth grade for example in walking talking or learning new things he can't even figure he's a computer
01:38:21.640
broker but he doesn't know how to do anything i have a congenital heart defect yeah bro i know a
01:38:26.440
changed gene cause causes new and syndrome a child inherits a copy of an affected gene from a parent this
01:38:31.560
is called dominant inheritance the condition uh that's why he shouldn't have spontaneous change
01:38:37.480
he would he would he would give this to his child so he does not need to be having sex either
01:38:41.560
so good job you can use a growth hormone dude you yeah i did do that you have noon and syndrome
01:38:49.640
you have new syndrome dude yeah yeah this is amazing i took hgh as a kid dude your wide set nipples
01:38:56.920
just allowed us to diagnose how why you're retarded this is nose is depressed at the top
01:39:01.400
i think that's true he's just maybe large with a big forehead and a low hairline to the back of the
01:39:06.280
head skin may appear thin and transparent with age wait wait wait uh read that last line it's a no
01:39:12.760
read that hold up hold up read the last line it says you may appear to have your head on backwards
01:39:19.560
no for real like it said transparent skin look at that holy dude look it says it says we'll
01:39:26.520
jerk off the threesomes in the corner holy bleeding problems you can just easily bleed
01:39:33.160
so yeah from your leg pathological obsession with gambling betting yeah what the
01:39:40.360
okay we'll run we'll run for lp president even though it has zero chance to win it
01:39:45.240
god he's running for lp president for the health care
01:39:48.040
you know blood will explode out of his thigh when when masturbating it may be suicidal
01:39:55.160
yo can we can we get pictures of people with noon and syndrome because like it's all just pictures
01:39:58.360
of toad that'd be crazy it's gonna be a bunch of toads i can't believe this well there has to be
01:40:05.640
he skimmed way through to that way way too quickly there were a few in there i'm like that legit is him
01:40:09.560
that we didn't read what yeah about the testicles he definitely has this um oh my god oh god he's
01:40:16.360
that's toad that's fucking toad right there yeah i don't know mom leave this but that's exactly what
01:40:34.600
that's that's toad that's a girl toad right there yeah that's yeah
01:40:37.960
yeah that kind of look at that chest look at that heavy actually go back up the chest look at
01:40:43.880
it that's toad yeah so you can flip that head you wouldn't even know they have do they have the uh
01:40:48.680
like the weird thing where they don't have a sternum or what's that called oh there's a penis right
01:40:53.560
there it's a baby penis there's a baby you have to have a sternum it's only a baby penis it's allowed
01:40:59.400
i don't think that's true i don't think that's a in fact i'm certain it may be a felony actually
01:41:03.640
so yeah i think it's like no you're like no your honor i specifically said on the podcast that it
01:41:09.560
is allowed man you are backwards bro anyways um what an excellent what an excellent catch too
01:41:20.120
because he was like hold the press why you look like your body's backwards and everyone's like oh
01:41:24.520
shit damn i'm just being your body's backwards like this is not even your fault dude you were
01:41:32.680
born like that can you go get that checked and be like do i have noonum syndrome and then like just
01:41:37.000
list off your ailments the miles and miles of ailments what if he goes to a doctor they're like
01:41:43.400
like yeah actually this is true unbelievable bro like who diagnosed you when you go
01:41:52.360
actually it's funny enough i have it all recorded
01:42:02.200
that's awesome toad is a reversible jacket i wonder if there's a support group i want i want to
01:42:08.280
toad to go to the noon and support group and then try to just talk about gambling for three hours
01:42:11.880
by noon by noonan syndrome uh standards like you're pretty fucking attractive you should just
01:42:16.360
run through all these noonans you should just smash the noon and smash the noon and crew we have to
01:42:22.760
build this show bigger to the point where um we can get toad no like we'll get to a point where he'll
01:42:31.720
be on his deathbed we'll be able to get toad like uh make a wish i think we i think we could do that
01:42:40.600
right now i think he might be dying dude the best the best part about
01:42:48.440
but yeah you can have a nooner with one of the nooners oh by the way did i ever tell you guys
01:42:53.320
the story about the kid i knocked out in college and he died of cancer a few years later yes okay
01:42:58.520
well that dude that dude he had it he had a shark bite scar on his on his leg he told me it was a
01:43:03.800
shark bite but it was actually surgery because he had cancer removed anyways he had pictures of
01:43:07.480
himself not enough cancer apparently yeah he not enough you're right he had he had pictures of
01:43:12.120
himself with buster rhymes on and he and he told me that he was uh you know like a family friend like
01:43:18.120
his dad was in the music industry and blah blah blah so he has his picture smiling all big with buster
01:43:22.760
rhymes i find out it's his make a wish oh crazy the best thing about noon and pussies it's in the ass
01:43:30.440
and you knocked that that guy out that's fucked up i did but i knocked him out before i found out he
01:43:34.760
was dying all right i guess we're watching this hi guys how are you doing can you hear me yes
01:43:43.640
i just wanted to say like how stunning it is uh it's 2024 and libertarianism is still having
01:43:49.880
the same debates between the same archetypes i'm sorry clint you've got like a billionaire
01:43:55.240
philanthropist philanthropist josey really defended them too on the what i would deem as the correct
01:43:59.960
side and then you have a homosexual guy that's pushing for anal sex that played lucifer almost right
01:44:06.840
on the nose and she's like i can't everybody i'm talking to you uh wait i'm just going to finish it
01:44:13.880
you're not going to finish anything let me finish tail switch let me finish tail switch
01:44:23.480
how did you how did you ad lib that dude mark's not gay
01:44:34.520
i was listening to this entire i was listening to the entire debate and then the last part about israel
01:44:55.800
she's like she's like please make it stop thank you top thank you top lobster
01:45:02.120
you're a legit roast comic and you don't even know it
01:45:04.280
you're like that's enough taylor swift she says you're gonna let me finish taylor swift
01:45:10.920
that was ad-libbed he says he says it wasn't really or he says and you you were talking about
01:45:15.560
anal sex you're homosexual and and you played lucifer it's almost two on the nose and then at the the
01:45:20.200
last line i mean like like all of it all of it was actually comedic writing and i as best i can tell
01:45:26.200
it was all ad-libbed that's crazy dude i had i had a loose plan or whatever i just i knew i wanted to
01:45:31.640
call him gay i just had to find a creative way to say it without just sounding homophobic
01:45:40.760
when you're doing something like that you got to like put him to sleep a little bit
01:45:43.960
so i kind of like eased into it and then i just dropped the matter of fact that he's gay like not
01:45:49.000
like like accusing you i was just like obviously he's gay from there let's go and i legit thought he
01:45:55.640
was gay i i'm surprised to find he has a gay flag and yeah i'm not gonna lie i was on the fence like
01:46:01.240
i wasn't sure like i didn't see it a kid but i'm like that could be some gay that got it like when
01:46:10.680
i just like that uh so like it's it's another one of those things where it's like the guy from
01:46:14.360
supernatural wants to fight me and i just think that that's really by the way i thought you were
01:46:18.680
debating the guy from lucifer which i thought would be way better than just some random like mark
01:46:23.480
pillar like i thought you know what i'm talking about that's yeah that yeah he's yeah he played
01:46:27.560
lucifer i don't want to play this interview apparently mark pellegrino's in a bunch of
01:46:31.800
stuff though like i i was looking up his imdb after to see if he was gay and i was like oh he was
01:46:36.040
in a different show called lucifer though yeah he was in lost is that true he was in lost yeah he was
01:46:43.320
and some other let's see what he was one of the people on the island dexter dexter
01:46:48.200
dexter dexter killed him like in like the last season he like disemboweled oh yeah i guess who
01:46:54.280
was he in law he's like you're not even a criminal you're just a fag i just want to kill him
01:46:59.960
that was he legit he legit called for the nuking of gaza like and everyone's just everyone's just
01:47:05.480
laughing their ass off about top calling him gay and i'm like yo but he also advocated for like legit
01:47:10.680
like holocaust hello anybody care about that no top comes in like that meme why are you gay
01:47:16.920
why are you gay why are you gay they have the nerve they have the nerve to be like you're gay
01:47:23.080
if i say some about like like i called oh you called the straight man gave oh and then they get
01:47:27.560
all mad i was like you were just literally talking about murdering people it's the most
01:47:31.560
someone was in my uh comments today and they were like i wish the us would just back up and
01:47:36.280
let us finish off the job and i was like god damn dude that's like even for me i'm like that's
01:47:42.200
kind of brutal i'm just trying to say over here and everyone's getting mad can we can we play
01:47:46.920
can we play the the uh mark i want to see yeah i want to see this i want to finish it out that
01:47:51.640
mark this is what we've been waiting for yeah this is this is our this is our uh we've been blue balls
01:47:57.080
enough to this point it's time to let them come by the way extraordinarily homophobic that you you
01:48:03.400
alluding to him being gay thinking that he is not saying it is as if it's derogatory and him
01:48:08.600
threatening to to choke you out also him calling you gay homophobic he was like he went through the the
01:48:14.840
gamut in his head of like he could stay back and everything was like not that no ramp and then
01:48:19.960
i hit him with the taylor swift and then he was he was too frazzled to do yeah he broke let me finish
01:48:30.920
i need you to take off the subtitles yeah you can read the
01:48:56.200
subtitles yeah there's to be subtitles on there thank you subtitles on
01:49:08.760
went over the baseball ground and talked to him
01:49:18.760
oh my god pause that right there pause that solid logic we're trying to find him bruce
01:49:49.560
on the stand in front of a federal judge said i have never said the n-word
01:49:54.920
yeah dude he should he should have just said yeah i fucking said it
01:50:00.520
is he really a regular fox news that's true he is he became a commentator for fox news i
01:50:05.400
shit you not no okay this is this is by the way
01:50:09.640
but but real shit though tucker carlson too controversial mark firman sign me up
01:50:16.200
mark firman if i saw this guy if i was on the jury and i saw this i'd be like i believe this guy
01:50:20.680
well a hundred percent isn't he the one that found the glove i think he is that's how they got
01:50:27.000
yeah wow and the the the and the whole thing was like it was i mean the that whole trial was
01:50:32.360
bullshit but yes dude this next line has a lot of merit let's hear it
01:51:06.280
why are these being like record why would you even say this
01:51:36.040
on any type of recording like he's literally just admitting to like straight up like
01:51:42.360
murdering people like it's crazy like even i think i thought cops are at least smarter than
01:51:46.760
this to just not record it was it like a recording or something you don't know you don't understand
01:51:51.480
how the lapd was back then it was the like the thin blue line
01:51:55.240
shit like these motherfuckers stood with each other they never never ratted each other out so he
01:51:59.880
he thought he could how did this get released how did i i never do the trial dude because he
01:52:04.040
fucking oj hired the best attorneys on the planet and he got the shit and they somehow got these
01:52:36.440
apartment projects in the apartment, we keep the door down and grab the girl over there
01:52:42.440
and grab it right here, second hand, we have some new strips
01:52:46.440
we have this girl on the floor with like the brains out
01:53:06.440
we have 300 and something pages of internal affairs
01:53:14.440
we must have about 3 or 4,000 pages of internal affairs
01:54:14.440
you could just beat the shit out of anybody you wanted
01:54:22.440
I could just beat the ever living shit out of anybody I want
01:54:42.440
then deadbolted it back and said alright let's go
01:54:46.440
how much cocaine were you on during this period
01:54:53.440
they were buying it from the black dudes and then beating them up afterwards
01:54:57.440
I think we're gonna have to fucking like retire the real ass dude of the week
01:55:05.440
I don't know if there's ever been a real ass lifetime
01:55:26.440
then I was trafficking kids to the Sinaloa cartel
01:55:35.440
like they always talk about how like California got so much worse
01:55:39.440
I bet in the 90s it was just these dudes being like
01:58:00.440
yeah watch that Peter Bogosian interview please
01:58:55.440
they've been doing a bunch of good stuff over there
02:00:14.440
It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all