Tower Gang - Ep 176 - Clean the Lint Trap w⧸ Chase Geiser & The Raven

00:00:00.000 I want to listen to music from the hood.

00:00:12.840 I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:00:14.600 Yes.

00:00:14.860 Right.

00:00:17.140 I've been reprying for another one.

00:00:19.380 And in the background of mine, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby.

00:00:22.620 But it would be so cruel.

00:00:23.720 And I'm like, hold you when you're down.

00:00:25.840 Why are we talking about on this show?

00:00:42.100 Oh, that's too far.

00:00:44.480 I'm asking you a question.

00:00:50.060 Skip the pussy, skip it.

00:00:52.860 It's not what this shit is about.

00:00:54.440 This shit is retarded.

00:00:55.840 Ladies and gentlemen.

00:01:01.500 Did you add the fart noises?

00:01:02.460 Hold on.

00:01:02.840 Hold on.

00:01:03.000 Did you add the fart noises?

00:01:03.260 I had the fart noises on Wednesday.

00:01:04.780 And I took three bowel movements today.

00:01:07.680 I just wanted everybody to know.

00:01:09.040 Three.

00:01:09.520 Let's go around the bend.

00:01:11.220 Top, how many have you had today?

00:01:13.420 Shits?

00:01:14.120 Yeah.

00:01:14.480 I can't even keep.

00:01:15.220 Let me tell you something.

00:01:15.920 Today was a shit heavy day.

00:01:17.000 But not for me.

00:01:18.340 Okay?

00:01:18.900 I couldn't go anywhere.

00:01:20.240 I know.

00:01:21.120 That's a crazy sentence to say.

00:01:22.760 I couldn't go anywhere today without my kids like having to shit.

00:01:26.260 It was everywhere.

00:01:27.680 And it's not like they're unhealthy.

00:01:29.280 Like they take like little shits everywhere.

00:01:30.760 And I'm like, my entire day has been a bathroom break.

00:01:34.100 Do you count like anytime you actually sit on the toilet and something comes out of your ass as a shit?

00:01:39.740 Or do you like, where's the line drawn?

00:01:41.960 Because like if you like, if you like, if you have, if you have some, if you have some fart jelly come out, like.

00:01:48.540 It's got to be over a tablespoon.

00:01:50.420 Dude.

00:01:50.620 More than a tablespoon?

00:01:52.580 Is that your.

00:01:53.280 Dude, what if like a little nugget like comes out?

00:01:55.240 Dude, my freshman year in college, a bunch of the guys who lived on my floor and I, we had a farting contest late at night.

00:02:01.800 At one point, this dude sharted.

00:02:03.840 But it was like this little just nugget of poo just like came down like the leg of his pants.

00:02:08.760 Dropped it on the floor.

00:02:09.500 Was he, was he, is it Clint?

00:02:11.300 Just because he didn't actually have any underwear on?

00:02:13.300 Because like there's no way that you can shart and have something come out of your pants if you don't, if you have underwear on.

00:02:18.340 But the dude was like, just guys, please don't tell my girlfriend about this.

00:02:22.600 We're like, we're telling his girlfriend right now.

00:02:25.080 Because I, because I asked Clint, because I do have times where I go to the bat, where I go take a, take a shit.

00:02:30.800 Where I'm on there, I sit down, I fart.

00:02:33.380 Stuff comes out.

00:02:34.460 Like, it's not like, it's like a wet fart.

00:02:36.820 Come.

00:02:37.180 But, but, but it's, but it's not like, it's not like I'm dropping a deuce.

00:02:43.060 I'm not dropping a deuce.

00:02:44.020 Is that brown?

00:02:44.400 It's like, it's all white.

00:02:45.300 Does that count as a shit?

00:02:46.340 White with red swirls?

00:02:49.080 Every time I get fucked in the ass, I have these wet farts all the time.

00:02:53.080 I don't know what it's about.

00:02:53.740 It's called the strawberry cream pie.

00:02:55.900 No, there's a name for it.

00:02:57.160 There's a name for it.

00:02:58.020 Gay dudes, they, they critique other gay dudes on how they, how they, if they rinse their, uh, man, I forgot what the fuck they call it.

00:03:05.320 But that's actually a thing.

00:03:06.400 Like, some have stinky assholes.

00:03:08.060 Yeah, I want to call it a flarp.

00:03:10.120 Is it a flarp?

00:03:11.420 Today was, by the way, today I did some legs and today I smelt it.

00:03:14.560 It wasn't sweet today.

00:03:15.340 I don't know what it was about it.

00:03:16.240 I think it's when I wear, so if I wear, if I, if I wear, like.

00:03:20.200 For those that aren't familiar, he's talking about the smell of his ass.

00:03:23.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:24.080 I was doing, so, uh, our, uh, my gym just got, uh, a nice belt squat and it's really nice and you can go crazy deep on it.

00:03:31.240 I love getting crazy deep.

00:03:32.320 Um, but, uh, pause.

00:03:34.940 Uh, but I found out, I think what it is, is when I wear shorts that have, like, the, uh, like the spandex under, uh, lining in it.

00:03:44.580 Oh.

00:03:45.320 Under, uh, that material, that moisture wicking material makes your bussy smell.

00:03:49.960 Yes.

00:03:50.160 A hundred percent.

00:03:50.960 I think, yeah.

00:03:51.280 It spreads it out.

00:03:53.240 Like, if you take, let's say you, you got a little bit of sweat and it smells bad and it drips on something.

00:03:58.700 That's one spot that smells bad.

00:04:00.940 Moisture wicking material spreads it out.

00:04:03.780 Every time I went, every time I went deep on that belt squat, I would get a whiff of bussy.

00:04:09.000 Yeah.

00:04:09.320 Every time.

00:04:10.120 Then I would get back up.

00:04:10.940 Yeah.

00:04:11.220 And so it was.

00:04:11.800 If you want to crown them, then crown their ass.

00:04:14.960 Uh, the moisture wicking, uh, technology that has like the jade infused in it.

00:04:18.960 You got to shell out the big bucks for that, man.

00:04:20.580 Cause that.

00:04:21.120 We're going.

00:04:21.700 Moisture wicks and it like.

00:04:22.520 We're going down the conspiracy rabbit hole here.

00:04:24.840 Okay.

00:04:25.260 We're going to talk about now, like frequencies, the frequency of clothing.

00:04:29.100 This is a literal thing.

00:04:30.300 And I know this is like Nephilim desk watch it, but clothing has a frequency and the lowest frequency is that polyester bullshit.

00:04:37.480 Like it doesn't vibrate at all.

00:04:38.920 It's got the frequency.

00:04:39.660 It vibrates on the level of a dead body.

00:04:41.080 Boom.

00:04:41.560 Exactly.

00:04:41.840 It blocks the brown note out.

00:04:42.900 It's weird because every time I see Cole in some sheath underwear, which by the way, promo code Liberty, I, I vibrate when I see him in that.

00:04:50.920 So I feel like you're sending.

00:04:52.300 You should send me some sheath underwear because I don't have any.

00:04:54.620 I would love some.

00:04:55.240 You could use my sheath underwear modeling picks as part of your promo.

00:05:00.260 No, I'd rather not.

00:05:00.920 Wait a second.

00:05:01.460 I'd like, I'd like to sell sheath, Toad.

00:05:03.320 I don't know if you understand.

00:05:04.100 If sheath, if sheath actually makes sales from Tower Gang, even though it's coming from you, would they be a sponsor?

00:05:11.840 That'd be a.

00:05:12.720 I mean, I think, I think legally speaking, I'm just using this platform to financially profit myself.

00:05:18.920 So no.

00:05:20.040 You selfish bastard.

00:05:23.900 Fuck sheath.

00:05:24.940 Because we have an actual.

00:05:26.480 We have a good sponsor that cares about us.

00:05:29.220 The dough shave cow.

00:05:30.640 You know what I love?

00:05:31.860 This fucking show.

00:05:32.680 He makes us all $20 a month.

00:05:34.140 This is our guy.

00:05:35.360 Five and a half minutes in and, and, and Clint has introduced top.

00:05:41.580 This is like, they go out of their way to prevent me from doing the introduction.

00:05:45.720 So there's literally nothing I can do about it.

00:05:47.380 Clint, we're clearly doing the ad.

00:05:49.080 So please do the ad.

00:05:51.940 Please introduce our.

00:05:53.040 Better known, sadly operated.

00:05:53.860 The dough shave cow.

00:05:54.920 N-A-D-E-A-U.

00:05:56.340 Get you some today.

00:05:57.540 If you're fucking a hairy, if you're a hairy bitch, if you're transitioning and you need to really demonstrate that you're no longer a fucking dude.

00:06:04.420 And you're trying to like, hey, if you're like, what's our, what's our producer's name?

00:06:08.760 The one that's incredible.

00:06:10.600 Lainey.

00:06:11.040 Lainey.

00:06:11.680 Lainey uses the dough on her pussy, on her, on her face, everything, all of it.

00:06:16.200 Uh, she's also, she will, she will also threaten suicide, but while holding up in a dough while she's editing our latest copy, which by the way, this week's probably the best ever.

00:06:24.840 I was going to say, I was going to say like, let's go right into that.

00:06:28.120 Let's go right into the Lainey video from this week.

00:06:31.140 Yes.

00:06:32.740 Every time.

00:06:33.580 Looks just like him.

00:06:34.800 Just play that first one.

00:06:35.680 Cause some people didn't see it and I fucking need to see it again.

00:06:38.620 I, I, by the way, I refrain from watching them until the show.

00:06:42.140 I just want to put that out there.

00:06:43.440 I let this be my first.

00:06:44.600 Yeah.

00:06:44.820 That's what I do.

00:06:45.400 I let this be my first sheath underwear.com 20% off promo code Liberty.

00:06:49.100 Sorry.

00:06:49.340 Go ahead.

00:06:49.440 We don't always play this one.

00:06:50.920 That is.

00:06:51.680 Oh, I'm just, no, I'm saying in general, any of the Lainey edits, anyone for the new week or whatever.

00:06:56.080 I don't watch until on the show live.

00:06:58.360 I try not to, but yesterday was like, I had to do it.

00:07:02.060 Cause, cause this was my song.

00:07:03.840 This was the song that I actually put in as a request to make an edit with this song and he did it.

00:07:09.060 So I had to watch it.

00:07:11.100 All right, let's play it.

00:07:12.380 Let's go.

00:07:15.040 It comes back to sincerity.

00:07:17.040 It comes back to telling the truth.

00:07:18.580 It comes back to authenticity, to speaking from the heart, to doing it with passion in a way that's not, it's not canned.

00:07:24.700 It's not scripted.

00:07:25.680 It's actually how I feel.

00:07:27.260 We just got that from Rave a Palooza.

00:07:30.020 Everything I do in my life up until this point, but really right now is exactly who I am.

00:07:36.600 It's exactly what I believe in.

00:07:38.120 Let's have Duke send their ass cleavage and women send their actual cleavage and then we rate them.

00:07:47.900 Roll another one.

00:07:51.780 Pop smoke.

00:07:52.500 You got so roughly fucked by a giant black cock that your anus literally fell out.

00:08:07.340 Everyone got real quiet.

00:08:13.400 Cole got quiet.

00:08:14.220 I'm still looking up Kamala Harris camel toe.

00:08:16.140 I'm really trying to find it.

00:08:21.180 This is what I want to see.

00:08:22.740 The guys.

00:08:23.400 I don't want to see any girl ass.

00:08:24.540 I want to see the guys, guys ass.

00:08:31.680 You're telling me you would suck your own dick if you could.

00:08:35.420 Well, I mean, maybe not now.

00:08:36.520 I got a pussy.

00:08:51.640 I want to feel what a woman feels like to orgasm.

00:08:54.800 I told you guys about the time that I thought I picked up a girl in Vegas and then I made out with her.

00:09:13.020 And then she asked me for money and to have sex with her.

00:09:27.340 And I was like, I just kissed a hooker.

00:09:29.560 And that's how I felt, dude.

00:09:32.180 I was like, we're in fifth generation warfare and memes are sixth generation warfare.

00:09:36.720 Just put memes out there as fast as possible.

00:09:38.540 They cut right through the image.

00:09:40.180 They get right to the core of the matter.

00:09:44.820 Don't you guys feel like this weird tension?

00:09:47.440 Like with the JQ stuff?

00:09:49.120 Hold on, hold on.

00:09:50.340 I love the top.

00:09:51.320 He has spent the past six months going so hard against Jewish people.

00:09:55.140 And then he goes, this thing ain't going away.

00:10:05.160 Oh, shit, bro.

00:10:07.540 Why was I not in that at all?

00:10:11.740 I was fucking in it, bro.

00:10:13.760 I was in that shit.

00:10:16.240 Welcome to Tower Gang.

00:10:18.340 We got Tony on the top left.

00:10:19.820 He never makes the edits.

00:10:20.960 It's like Lainey is committing suicide for me.

00:10:25.840 I'm just gone.

00:10:26.660 I'm just not there.

00:10:27.600 It's gone, bro.

00:10:28.400 You peaked on stage in Georgia.

00:10:30.760 It's been fucking downhill since then.

00:10:32.760 That's a good point.

00:10:33.720 Wow.

00:10:34.100 It's kind of been downhill since you were like three.

00:10:36.600 Or since you figured out you had Noonans or whatever, right?

00:10:38.920 Since I was three, you mean since I was circumcised.

00:10:41.260 That was last week.

00:10:41.580 Bro.

00:10:42.300 I'm downhill from there.

00:10:44.260 David, did you see the Noonan shit?

00:10:45.980 Did you see that?

00:10:47.080 No, no.

00:10:48.340 Downhill since I got the Jew clip.

00:10:50.440 Downhill.

00:10:51.200 We diagnosed him live on TV as having Noonan's disease because his nipples were just too far apart.

00:10:57.880 It was like WebMD.

00:10:58.620 His nipples are too far.

00:10:59.440 And we decided that the mole on his left tricep is actually his third nipple that's trying to get back.

00:11:03.940 And actually, what we really figured out is that his whole body is on backwards.

00:11:07.720 It's just reversed.

00:11:09.440 Wait, what the fuck is Noonan's?

00:11:10.720 What's Noonan's?

00:11:11.540 It's a whole...

00:11:12.540 This slump continues.

00:11:16.500 Yo, look at Toad.

00:11:17.840 That's what Noonan's is.

00:11:18.820 It literally is.

00:11:19.520 Dude, we...

00:11:20.040 No, no, no.

00:11:20.940 Retardation.

00:11:21.640 No lie.

00:11:22.040 We actually went...

00:11:22.760 We looked it up.

00:11:23.640 Noonan's disease.

00:11:24.600 Read through every one of the symptoms.

00:11:28.680 Checkbox.

00:11:29.520 Checkbox.

00:11:30.100 Checkbox.

00:11:30.580 It was like...

00:11:31.080 It was like bald.

00:11:33.000 Short.

00:11:34.460 Like...

00:11:35.280 Retarded.

00:11:36.880 It literally said like nipples or something.

00:11:39.640 Like you're too far apart.

00:11:40.620 Like your whole thing.

00:11:42.040 Like your features.

00:11:42.780 Facial features are too far apart and weird.

00:11:44.400 That's crazy.

00:11:45.540 Yeah, it was like...

00:11:46.920 Why are we doing this again?

00:11:49.520 It was...

00:11:50.200 Yeah, so it's like head may be large with a big forehead and low hairline on the back of

00:11:53.660 the head.

00:11:54.400 It's like skin may appear thin and transparent with age.

00:11:58.100 Holy shit, dude.

00:12:00.000 Nose is depressed at the top.

00:12:01.680 Remember that dude from the first X-Men?

00:12:04.880 Heart disease.

00:12:05.460 The heart disease thing was...

00:12:06.860 But he could see was literally...

00:12:07.820 Growth issues.

00:12:08.380 No, no, no.

00:12:08.620 The growth issues.

00:12:10.100 That's what sold me.

00:12:10.960 I was like, this nigga really has this.

00:12:12.720 Yeah.

00:12:13.080 He has...

00:12:13.800 You have heart disease, dog?

00:12:15.240 And it says that you may have had HGH, which I did.

00:12:18.100 I was on HGH when I was...

00:12:20.640 I don't know, seven or eight years old.

00:12:21.540 Dude, you're lucky that your parents gave you that HGH.

00:12:23.500 I have a congenital heart defect, yeah.

00:12:25.880 Do you hear good, Toad?

00:12:27.380 I feel like we never asked if he hears good or not.

00:12:30.740 I do not.

00:12:32.180 Bingo.

00:12:33.140 Add it to the list.

00:12:34.200 This is crazy.

00:12:35.040 Let me just say real quick.

00:12:35.920 You guys diagnosed him in real time?

00:12:37.160 Yeah, we did.

00:12:37.960 We honestly...

00:12:38.600 We joked away into a legit medical diagnosis of Toad.

00:12:41.900 But here's the interesting thing about Lainey's edit.

00:12:45.160 I said before we pressed play...

00:12:47.540 Wait a second.

00:12:48.420 That it might have been the best edit that he's ever done.

00:12:51.220 I didn't...

00:12:52.140 This is the worst part.

00:12:53.140 I didn't even realize that Toad wasn't in it.

00:12:57.640 I had no idea.

00:12:59.360 It's amazing.

00:13:00.080 And I can't put my finger on exactly why.

00:13:02.760 That's amazing.

00:13:03.540 Are your testicles undescended?

00:13:06.700 No, but they're like certainly not low.

00:13:10.480 They're certainly not descended.

00:13:12.960 Dude, all right.

00:13:13.540 So I think there's something in between descended and undescended.

00:13:18.000 Okay?

00:13:18.200 I think we can diagnose him.

00:13:20.440 He has a...

00:13:21.120 He's like Shane Gillis.

00:13:22.620 He's got a touch of the Noonans.

00:13:23.960 Yeah.

00:13:24.260 Touch of the Noonans.

00:13:25.180 He's not like a full-blown Nooner.

00:13:26.940 He's just like a half-nooner.

00:13:28.420 He's a half-nooner.

00:13:29.340 You know what's crazy about these aliens, though?

00:13:30.420 He has the...

00:13:30.880 It's the Asperger's...

00:13:32.880 He has the Asperger's comparison of like Down syndrome.

00:13:36.120 Like that's what he is.

00:13:37.060 Like he's just...

00:13:37.560 Yeah.

00:13:37.820 It's just like...

00:13:38.660 Like I'm on the spectrum, but not all the way there.

00:13:40.560 If you're a doctor, if your unborn child is at risk because of the family history of Noonan,

00:13:45.140 we suggest killing it before birth.

00:13:47.780 I got some hangers.

00:13:49.320 Do you come from a long line of Nooners?

00:13:53.420 No, but I like the fact that it is called a Nooner.

00:13:57.160 Like you're calling me a Noonary because then people just think I like fuck in the middle of the day.

00:14:01.400 That sounds pretty good.

00:14:02.020 I don't think that's what people think.

00:14:03.720 No one has ever, ever suspected that about you whatsoever.

00:14:07.000 If you call me a Noonan, like if somebody called you a Noonan as a derogatory slur, what would you think it meant?

00:14:15.960 Like how would you think they meant it?

00:14:16.800 Or a Nooner.

00:14:18.120 Yeah.

00:14:19.500 Honestly, I would think it was like another thing against white people because they sleep in.

00:14:26.720 They don't wake up till noon.

00:14:27.980 I'd be like, oh, you're calling me like lazy?

00:14:30.060 Oh, you're calling me a Nooner?

00:14:31.860 Yeah, you don't wake up till noon.

00:14:33.240 You're a Nooner.

00:14:33.660 You know how there's like sundowners?

00:14:35.760 Let's not make this racial.

00:14:36.780 Like sundowning is where you get fucked up when you're old and you start to like get, it's the beginnings of Alzheimer's.

00:14:43.460 Sundowning, right?

00:14:44.100 I would have thought it was something like that.

00:14:45.320 Like by noon, this dude's just out of his shit.

00:14:47.560 We can actually make this go viral.

00:14:50.120 I know that you could say retard now on Twitter, but if like, look at this fucking Nooner.

00:14:55.040 Like if you just did that constantly, this fucking Noonan.

00:14:58.460 I just want to put this out there.

00:14:59.680 So I was watching some, I watch podcasts all the time and other random things on YouTube.

00:15:03.120 Top moves culture.

00:15:03.760 He knows what he's talking about.

00:15:04.620 Go ahead.

00:15:06.180 It's refreshing that our podcast, and now we're just, I'm patting my back on here, that we don't give a fuck if we say like retarded.

00:15:12.580 Are you wearing a jersey too?

00:15:13.520 Yeah, dude.

00:15:13.960 Hell yeah, bro.

00:15:15.040 Every time.

00:15:16.840 Retarded or rape.

00:15:17.740 Because they're always like, oh, you can't say that on YouTube, we'll get demonetized.

00:15:21.060 Like we don't give a fuck.

00:15:22.180 Like we're just like, it's literally every, even like the craziest podcast, they're just still like, don't say rape.

00:15:27.460 Like because like YouTube will fucking like demonetize you.

00:15:30.720 And we're like, okay, we'll say.

00:15:31.800 We'll rape each other to the rest.

00:15:32.500 The litty will say like the same thing.

00:15:33.900 They won't say porn.

00:15:34.820 They'll say corn.

00:15:35.800 The litty will say corn.

00:15:36.540 We had an entire episode dedicated to us raping each other.

00:15:39.460 Yeah.

00:15:39.880 They'll say grape.

00:15:41.280 Which is fucking really gay.

00:15:41.460 Yeah.

00:15:41.520 They'll say grape.

00:15:42.200 Or they'll say, and they'll say corn and they won't say like, I think you can say retard or something.

00:15:46.760 There's something like, but yeah, they call it corn.

00:15:50.660 Yeah.

00:15:51.220 Hey, just a heads up.

00:15:52.180 I found out you can say faggot on Twitter as long as you spell it F-A-G-G-E-T.

00:15:57.660 This guy's going to get mailed for that soon.

00:15:58.440 Yeah.

00:15:58.840 He actually DMed me.

00:16:00.060 He was like, yeah.

00:16:00.980 He's like, you got to stop saying faggot because they're going to come for you.

00:16:04.340 It's a proper female faggot.

00:16:06.140 The faggot.

00:16:06.420 Yeah.

00:16:06.780 Like a faggot.

00:16:08.320 It's like a long bread.

00:16:10.280 A gay bread.

00:16:10.760 A female doo-wop group.

00:16:12.340 The faggats.

00:16:12.880 It's a gay dude from the sparkling region of France.

00:16:16.360 See, David, I just realized, I realized right now that I'm your Clint because Clint will DM me sometimes and he'll be like, yo, take that down.

00:16:24.840 Can I tell you how crazy it is for Top to be the one to tell me to be like, hey, don't fucking.

00:16:31.020 I'm like, you just fucking said nigger like six times on.

00:16:34.180 Bro, Top was using a photo of Homeboy holding a gun.

00:16:39.040 Like a real motherfucker got in a photo and he was just posting it as a response to like any shit talking that he was doing.

00:16:44.560 I was like, oh, this is hilarious.

00:16:46.880 Well, yeah, it's funny, but it's super fucking not okay.

00:16:49.480 Dude, hey, what about those some low IQ people coming after you, Top, with that whole per capita shit?

00:16:56.980 That was fucking hilarious.

00:16:58.100 Honestly, I feel like I've been involved in too much this week.

00:17:02.220 That was like Monday.

00:17:03.520 I don't even remember.

00:17:04.560 Dude, Top was getting so much.

00:17:06.380 Like, he was like, am I too racist, guys?

00:17:09.200 He literally messaged.

00:17:10.020 He was like, am I too racist?

00:17:10.800 And I was like, you're literally staring into the abyss.

00:17:12.780 And the abyss looked back at you and you're like, that abyss stole my bike.

00:17:16.240 You'll note that when he asked that, I didn't even respond because he really doesn't care.

00:17:23.180 Like, the answer is obviously yes.

00:17:24.820 He's just checking to make sure he is.

00:17:27.060 He's like, I'm doing this, right?

00:17:28.280 Like, you guys are seeing this.

00:17:29.460 He's like, I've gone too far, right, guys?

00:17:31.020 I mean, right?

00:17:31.860 Right?

00:17:32.120 That's what happened.

00:17:32.840 Is that possible?

00:17:34.500 There was a black dude, and apparently he runs in some kind of libertarian circles.

00:17:37.560 But I tweeted, he said, why am I so sweaty?

00:17:41.460 Oh, yeah.

00:17:42.180 From raping white women, question mark?

00:17:44.560 Because I feel like he's asking a question, so I'm going to ask a question back, right?

00:17:48.220 But I kind of hit at the heart of shit you can't say for some reason.

00:17:51.820 And like, apparently, I didn't even know that that was a thing.

00:17:54.540 I didn't know that, like, black men were raping white women.

00:17:57.180 But now I'm kind of suspicious at the response.

00:17:59.780 I'm like, are you guys really doing that?

00:18:01.000 It literally is the Drake and response where he was just like, I'm not a pedophile.

00:18:08.760 I never even talked to Millie Bobby Brown.

00:18:10.540 Swear to God.

00:18:11.020 Never talked to him.

00:18:11.680 It's like, we have pictures of the two of you for years.

00:18:15.300 Yeah, it's like, Top's doing the same thing.

00:18:17.420 It was just like, they were like, were you raping white women?

00:18:20.120 It was like, raping white women?

00:18:21.680 Never.

00:18:22.180 Never raping white women.

00:18:23.180 Never, ever, ever, ever.

00:18:24.500 It's like, I think you're raping white women.

00:18:25.780 When he checks in with you guys, I feel like it was more like when you drop a meme or something

00:18:29.900 and you go to your homies, you're like, that was funny, right?

00:18:31.940 Like, he's coming to you with that energy.

00:18:33.400 He's like, that was racist, right?

00:18:33.940 No, no, he wasn't.

00:18:34.740 No, the energy.

00:18:36.040 Yeah, he was legitimately asking.

00:18:37.100 It was like, actually.

00:18:38.360 There were a lot of people that were like, oh, you're a fucking racist.

00:18:41.580 Like, they were mad.

00:18:42.520 And I was like, damn, of all the shit that I've said, this is the thing?

00:18:46.540 What's so funny is that you wear a shirt that says racist plus on it.

00:18:53.020 Racist.

00:18:53.420 Top is kind of like a kid who, like, writes, like, nigger as, like, the answer to a test

00:19:00.000 question or something and has their teacher grade it and then he brings the test back

00:19:03.540 to you.

00:19:03.940 Look at what I did, daddy.

00:19:05.460 That's what I'm saying.

00:19:06.580 That's what I thought the energy was.

00:19:09.400 Yeah.

00:19:09.780 I guess not.

00:19:11.020 But he only asked it as a question, man.

00:19:12.840 Raping white women?

00:19:13.860 Question mark.

00:19:14.680 That makes it all okay.

00:19:16.080 Can someone break down?

00:19:18.000 Here's the thing.

00:19:19.240 He still has not responded with what the fuck he was doing that he was so sweaty.

00:19:23.100 People were guessing in his comments and shit.

00:19:25.260 The best was the white woman that was white knighting for him, even though she admitted

00:19:30.020 that he probably thinks it's funny.

00:19:31.800 That was the funny.

00:19:32.580 It was, it was, there was a white woman that was like, he's my friend.

00:19:35.140 I think he does think it's funny.

00:19:36.140 Like, you should be saying that.

00:19:37.000 Someone was like, does he care?

00:19:38.660 And she was like, no, he probably doesn't care.

00:19:40.040 But, like, you should.

00:19:41.140 It's like, what the fuck?

00:19:42.140 I was like, what the fuck are you doing here, bitch?

00:19:44.460 What are we talking about?

00:19:46.440 Fuck out.

00:19:47.160 By the way, can someone explain the whole Kendrick Lamar, Drake thing to me?

00:19:50.880 I'm not into, I'm not into black people, like, culture.

00:19:55.220 And so, I don't know what's going on.

00:19:56.640 Jose is so into this.

00:19:58.120 And he would talk about it.

00:19:58.820 Well, I know that, well, Clint's into it.

00:20:00.720 Clint's listening.

00:20:01.280 Clint loves Kendrick Lamar.

00:20:02.820 No, here's the thing.

00:20:03.300 The shit that Jose's into.

00:20:04.640 The OKC bombing.

00:20:07.160 Fucking.

00:20:07.880 Rap.

00:20:08.480 The anarchist handbook, right?

00:20:10.440 Like, shit like that that he gets real big on, autistic on.

00:20:14.080 Like, he's doing with this shit.

00:20:15.060 It's usually boring.

00:20:16.100 Honestly, in retrospect, when you look back, I'm like, that was kind of boring.

00:20:19.500 Spent a lot of time learning about the OKC bombing.

00:20:22.160 Good information.

00:20:23.040 Kind of fucking boring.

00:20:24.260 The conspiracy behind it, and don't worry, I won't drag you guys too deep, is just that

00:20:28.680 it's distracting from the Diddy thing.

00:20:30.860 What I think is a much more important question, which is something that I haven't got to talk

00:20:34.780 to Clint about, is how do you feel now?

00:20:37.640 I like this part of the episode where he's just, don't, you go ahead.

00:20:40.800 No, no, this is.

00:20:41.420 No, no, no, it's not conspiracy.

00:20:42.300 That's asking Clint how he feels about.

00:20:44.340 No, no.

00:20:44.980 This is the part where he fights with Clint, low-key fighting.

00:20:47.640 No, no, no, no, this is actually, this is, this is not that.

00:20:50.860 This is, we had to, I went on the Stu Peters show, right?

00:20:54.400 And I had to, I was subjected to the audio of P Diddy fucking Meek Mill in the ass.

00:21:02.600 And Clint and I have a mutual thing where we, we're fans of Meek Mill, and I just feel

00:21:09.440 like we've been really kind of drug through the mud on this one, listening to, did you

00:21:14.340 guys listen to the audio, by the way?

00:21:15.680 Not as much as Meek Mill.

00:21:18.960 I don't know, I think P Diddy had his, he was dragging through the mud.

00:21:23.000 Yeah, he was dragging that dig through the mud.

00:21:25.280 I listened to him, and I only lasted like 15 seconds.

00:21:27.960 All right.

00:21:28.540 That's how long it was, you absolute weirdo.

00:21:30.880 It's like, I came right at the end.

00:21:32.880 But I just, when I heard it, this is, I'm on the Stu Peters show, he's playing me, Meek

00:21:38.160 Mill, shouting.

00:21:39.040 What does it sound like, by the way?

00:21:40.440 It's a lot of daddy.

00:21:41.820 It's a lot of daddy.

00:21:43.160 It's fucking blap, blap, blap, yeah, daddy, yeah, daddy.

00:21:46.320 And I'm just thinking about Clint, man.

00:21:48.680 I'm just thinking about Clint, you know?

00:21:50.420 I'm just thinking about daddy.

00:21:51.620 I'm just like, damn, dude.

00:21:52.540 Because Clint and I were in the back of Top's band, right?

00:21:56.260 Going all out.

00:21:57.160 And we're listening to.

00:21:58.020 Can we retroactively call it Brown Notes now?

00:22:01.620 That's what he was singing.

00:22:02.600 And I just felt really bad, man, because Nightmares, or Dreams and Nightmares is a banger of a song.

00:22:09.880 I don't like to think that the dark shit that inspired it was P. Diddy fucking him in the ass, but clearly that's the case.

00:22:15.340 I never got to check in with you, homie.

00:22:17.560 Clint, how do you feel, bro?

00:22:19.200 I'm not your fucking monkey.

00:22:20.540 I've learned a lot of, you know, my heroes are gay.

00:22:27.700 Oh, shit, wait.

00:22:28.600 This has happened to me a lot in my life.

00:22:31.400 So I'm pretty accustomed to it at this point.

00:22:33.720 It doesn't change, for me, it doesn't change the fact that Dreams and Nightmares is one of the all-time banger rap anthems ever.

00:22:39.860 It's fucking, it's an amazing song.

00:22:41.420 He's probably gay, and that's okay.

00:22:43.840 Honestly, that's how I feel about it.

00:22:45.020 Like, I just wish that they would, like, instead, like, his entire reaction for the past month has been terrible.

00:22:52.420 He's just, like, like, his Twitter defense of himself has not done himself.

00:22:56.940 You're just, like, gay or CIA.

00:22:58.680 This is a banger.

00:22:59.760 Yeah.

00:23:00.140 This is a banger.

00:23:00.940 I'm trying to call a rap feud a beef.

00:23:02.760 Let's go.

00:23:03.760 Especially in the music industry, like, if you want to get to the top, like, there's so many talented artists out there.

00:23:09.480 If you want to get to the top, you're probably sucking dick.

00:23:11.900 That's just the truth.

00:23:12.600 We're going to be honest here, Tupac was gay, like, 100%.

00:23:15.920 Tupac was a fucking faggot, yeah.

00:23:17.340 He was a faggot.

00:23:18.060 Did you see, have you seen that video?

00:23:20.220 I don't know if it released, like, I just saw it recently, of the one where he's still in high school.

00:23:24.380 And, like, he is a theater kid, and he was, he's sitting back there, he's like, yeah, I love rapping and stuff.

00:23:29.880 Did you see the sparkle in his eyes when they were like, what about your mama?

00:23:33.040 And he was like, my mama?

00:23:34.400 Yeah, dude, it's like, it's like, this dude's gay.

00:23:36.400 Like, I mean, like, is this all of them?

00:23:38.680 Like, I mean, is, there's no way that.

00:23:40.480 And you try to, like, quarter that.

00:23:41.780 Biggie is a gay, right?

00:23:42.940 Biggie's like, he's a hardcore motherfucker, right?

00:23:44.560 No, I don't think, I think Biggie was real.

00:23:45.740 Some of them are real.

00:23:46.940 I've been listening to, my son the other day, we're driving in the car, he's like, dad, can you put on 20 cent?

00:23:51.080 And I had no fucking idea what he was talking about.

00:23:52.860 I put two and two together and realized my eight-year-old son was requesting to listen to 50 cent.

00:23:57.560 I think 50 is, he's a real nigga.

00:24:00.800 I really do think, I don't think he clapped cheeks.

00:24:02.960 I don't think he got his cheeks clapped.

00:24:05.160 I think, if anything, he probably murdered people.

00:24:07.560 But that's really about it.

00:24:08.980 Same thing with Snoop.

00:24:09.740 Snoop's probably pretty real.

00:24:10.860 No, I don't think so.

00:24:11.400 I think he's gay as shit.

00:24:13.240 Really?

00:24:13.880 Yeah, I don't fuck with Snoop.

00:24:15.400 Maybe, my problem was when he started to try to analyze fights.

00:24:19.100 And then ever since he tried to analyze fights, I was like, I can't fucking.

00:24:22.020 When you first heard the hook, you were like, all right, he's gay.

00:24:29.140 Banger, though.

00:24:29.940 It was a banger, though.

00:24:31.060 Are we getting, it was a fucking banger.

00:24:33.120 I don't like that song.

00:24:34.020 Yo, rap is just, rap is just the closet for gay black men.

00:24:37.900 Dude, I almost think that you could like sling, you could sling out some, a piece of watermelon

00:24:43.600 at BET and hit like 18 fags.

00:24:46.100 Like, I really think you could do that.

00:24:47.340 It's crazy because they were presenting as just niggers, but the whole time they were also

00:24:51.120 faggot.

00:24:51.600 Why did it have to be watermelon?

00:24:53.480 Unbelievable.

00:24:55.500 Unbelievable.

00:24:56.320 You could sling a slice of watermelon at the BET Awards.

00:24:59.040 Just a single slice of watermelon.

00:25:01.260 And you'll hit 18 fags, 100%.

00:25:03.160 And they will.

00:25:04.580 That's an Alabama shit that like one of your family members said to you at some point.

00:25:09.620 For real.

00:25:09.820 You're playing a watermelon, hit a faggot, no problem.

00:25:11.760 And for the record, I think Kendrick and Drake are straight, and I think that Drake is

00:25:17.000 probably a faggot.

00:25:17.300 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:25:18.560 Drake is not straight.

00:25:19.700 Crack Amico came out with a banger of a song, and in that song, bro, that shit went so fucking

00:25:26.380 hard.

00:25:27.120 But in that, wait for you, you'll see the clip.

00:25:29.420 There's a clip of Drake sucking dick with cum on his face.

00:25:32.980 I don't think that shit's real, Doug.

00:25:34.340 Do you think a straight man would create a song called Started at the Bottom?

00:25:39.040 Ooh, Started as a Bottom.

00:25:41.500 Now I'm queer.

00:25:43.960 That's right.

00:25:44.460 Do you think a straight man puts out that video of him slinging his dick back and forth?

00:25:50.140 That big old dick.

00:25:51.140 Two Bears, One Grave is amazing.

00:25:52.740 Two Bears, One Grave is an amazing song.

00:25:54.460 But that's just shit-talking.

00:25:56.020 Predator?

00:25:56.780 Predator?

00:25:57.520 Chris D'Elia's song, Predator?

00:26:00.060 Fucking that crack made?

00:26:01.400 Also a banger.

00:26:02.620 Does Crack Amico just...

00:26:03.700 I don't really follow Crack Amico.

00:26:05.380 Does he just clown on just comedians for like...

00:26:07.620 Clowning is a reductive terminology, sir.

00:26:10.620 He fucking massacres them.

00:26:12.820 He writes things.

00:26:13.100 Like a bear in the woods, he eats them ass-first alive.

00:26:17.340 I'd rather it be a bear than a fucking random man.

00:26:20.160 I'll tell you that much.

00:26:21.740 Is that not the dumbest motherfucking argument I've ever...

00:26:26.360 I can't stand it.

00:26:26.960 I'm glad I haven't asked Elizabeth because I'm pretty sure she would be like, yeah, dude.

00:26:31.240 But like, I'm not...

00:26:32.580 I'm 90% sure.

00:26:33.420 I don't know.

00:26:34.020 I'm like...

00:26:35.120 My wife told me that now they're on TikTok and they're like, well, statistically speaking,

00:26:39.880 this is how many rapes happen.

00:26:41.300 And I'm like, good.

00:26:42.360 We're going to statistics, you stupid bitch.

00:26:45.140 Statistically speaking, you encounter a thousand dudes a year and zero fucking bears.

00:26:50.140 If you encountered a thousand bears, you'd get mauled by the fucking fourth bear.

00:26:55.720 It's just funny to me that women literally think the only thing stopping a man from just

00:27:00.420 raping any woman he sees is just like being alone with them.

00:27:05.540 It's just like...

00:27:06.120 Speaking, they should all be unemployed, but they're not.

00:27:08.140 You guys want to see this dumb shit?

00:27:09.280 Listen, I don't represent all men.

00:27:11.200 Yeah, I have...

00:27:11.660 I have recently...

00:27:12.880 I have been turning against Burt and Tom, unfortunately.

00:27:16.480 It's been...

00:27:16.900 I don't know what it is.

00:27:17.860 This is going to turn you...

00:27:18.780 Probably this is going to turn you all the way, bro, because this is a fucking banger.

00:27:21.700 He does so much in this song from hit him up to fucking like Eminem lines.

00:27:28.900 Like he...

00:27:29.320 Please, this is it.

00:27:30.260 Man, these tap motherfuckers ain't funny.

00:27:32.300 They ain't giving nothing, all they do is take money.

00:27:34.920 And it's so gay, they're getting paid.

00:27:37.020 That's why I'm putting two bears in one grave.

00:27:39.540 And you can never dig them up.

00:27:41.020 Too crackin' it, bitch.

00:27:42.480 I'ma hit them up.

00:27:43.480 Gotta get back to the money.

00:27:44.600 Got millies, I stick them up.

00:27:45.840 You might stack a lot of money, but your soul ain't getting saved.

00:27:48.920 Ayy.

00:27:49.420 It's two bears, one grave.

00:27:50.960 You follow Rogan like some faggoty bitches.

00:27:52.860 Pretty sad that we magically knew who cat really distant.

00:27:55.200 Some raggedy dick queers, careers tragically slipped in.

00:27:57.980 And that's why McAfee see you in that dramatically different.

00:28:00.480 It's actually fitting your reputation drastically shifting.

00:28:03.060 Something's burning.

00:28:03.740 I think you got too many hacks in the kitchen.

00:28:05.680 When I break my foot off in your ass, you gon' be practically shitting and pissing and wishing that we would drink your maggoty liquor.

00:28:10.920 Got a rich lawyer dad, you ain't never had to suffer.

00:28:13.840 He worked for L. Ron Hubbard.

00:28:15.500 You a Scientology, baby, need I say more?

00:28:18.080 Everybody that rely is stolen from J. Moore.

00:28:20.700 God damn!

00:28:21.500 Why do you keep taking them metabolics, losing weight?

00:28:23.780 But you still got the face of an alcoholic.

00:28:26.120 Been a drinking problem, and I don't know what to call it.

00:28:28.420 You done drink yourself retarded, you dumber than Lord Compton.

00:28:31.540 Watch a drink more liquor to fuck.

00:28:33.100 We don't have to listen to this whole thing, but I will say.

00:28:36.900 That's that fucking Alabama in you, bro.

00:28:38.900 Shut up.

00:28:40.240 Just why we could sit here for three and a half minutes and just listen to a song.

00:28:44.620 That shit was incredible, bro.

00:28:46.080 It's great.

00:28:47.000 What I was going to say was that I remember Owen Benjamin.

00:28:49.920 I brought this up to him whenever he was on the show.

00:28:51.580 He was on the hate Burt train in 2015.

00:28:57.500 Way earlier than me.

00:28:58.820 Way earlier than me.

00:28:59.200 Dude, I remember there was a billboard that he took a picture of.

00:29:04.820 I saw it on, I think it's Instagram.

00:29:06.860 It was a billboard of Burt in L.A., shirtless.

00:29:11.560 He was clowning on it then.

00:29:12.500 He was just like, it's not even a real alcoholic belly.

00:29:15.820 It's just a soy-filled gay belly.

00:29:18.340 It's a crazy thing how Owen Benjamin is always, he was shouting that from the rooftops, and

00:29:24.420 everyone was like, shut up, Owen.

00:29:26.560 Because it was right whenever the machine story came out.

00:29:30.980 Is this it?

00:29:31.620 Does Owen just hate everyone?

00:29:33.540 Is that the kingdom?

00:29:34.840 Because he loves us?

00:29:35.460 Before Top crowns him with another crystal ball prognosis, let me just, everybody notice

00:29:42.640 that everybody gets their turn at the whipping post.

00:29:45.940 If you're famous, you're going to get hated on eventually.

00:29:48.880 So, Owen, by hating everyone all the time, eventually he will be proven right as the entire

00:29:53.880 tide shifts against him.

00:29:54.580 Well, because most of the people that are-

00:29:56.760 I'm just getting hated by everybody.

00:29:57.740 That's right.

00:29:58.500 He's pretty dead on about Tim Pool.

00:30:00.820 Well.

00:30:02.480 Okay.

00:30:03.840 Tim Pool's getting fucking dragged right now, huh?

00:30:07.180 Also, by the way, is Jake Shields gay?

00:30:08.700 Our guest is here, by the way.

00:30:09.900 No, dude, it's just a picture.

00:30:11.580 Honestly, there's got to be pictures of me and my-

00:30:14.440 It's just a picture.

00:30:14.900 I never did anything.

00:30:16.440 You know what the fuck I'm talking about, bro.

00:30:18.460 It's just a picture.

00:30:19.600 Well, that's literally what Clint would say about the whole, like, Drake with the cum

00:30:23.480 on his face.

00:30:23.940 This is literally what he just said.

00:30:25.640 He just said, there's a picture of Drake with cum all over his face.

00:30:28.860 No, no, no.

00:30:29.920 Chase Geyser, what's up, dude?

00:30:32.120 I thought that was Jose.

00:30:33.600 He just got thinner.

00:30:36.160 He has Jose hair.

00:30:37.680 Did you have Jose hair?

00:30:39.040 Jose, but without a lisp and some discernible talent.

00:30:41.500 Pretty cool.

00:30:44.160 Jose, who actually knew how to game the system instead of just talking about stupid, like,

00:30:48.460 things that happened 50 years ago.

00:30:51.020 Yeah, we were just telling David how, you know, we call you, like, we're all homies for

00:30:55.660 a long time, so we call you, like, DeGuys.

00:30:57.960 DeGuys.

00:30:58.660 DeGuyser, right?

00:30:59.940 DeGuys?

00:31:00.780 He's like, I didn't fucking know that you called me that.

00:31:04.060 I call him the Kaising.

00:31:07.100 What I said is that he tells the ladies, that's a fake name, but he tells the ladies that that's

00:31:12.260 his name.

00:31:12.760 Yo, ladies, I'm Chase Geyser.

00:31:14.620 Yo, Chase, Chase, have you been following this fucking Drake Kendrick beef?

00:31:17.480 Making that thing scream.

00:31:18.360 No, I don't like rap.

00:31:19.840 Hell yeah, that's my brother.

00:31:21.120 No, I hate black fucking.

00:31:24.240 That's like asking me if I knew who won the Super Bowl.

00:31:26.960 It's like, I don't like their culture.

00:31:29.660 I don't like their music.

00:31:30.760 I don't like their just faces and smells.

00:31:35.520 Black don't crack.

00:31:36.900 Whether they're speaking, whether they're playing sports, I ain't interested.

00:31:40.100 You mean black guys working in a field and white guys trade them?

00:31:47.120 I'm so disinterested in the black race that I don't even care about making them my slaves.

00:31:52.500 Oh, shit.

00:31:54.080 Oh, man.

00:31:55.020 Dude, by the way, for anybody that doesn't know, we were on Chase Geyser's show.

00:31:58.700 Me and Toad were on Chase Geyser's show like two or three years ago.

00:32:02.120 It was a long time ago.

00:32:02.880 It was really fun.

00:32:03.700 It was really great.

00:32:04.360 Chase is a great guy.

00:32:05.100 He blew up.

00:32:07.100 No, I know the reason he blew up.

00:32:09.360 He told us on that show.

00:32:10.580 Right after that episode, he got hired by InfoWars.

00:32:13.020 It's weird.

00:32:13.700 It's crazy.

00:32:14.420 It's the Toad kiss of fortune.

00:32:16.580 Did we cue him in on purpose when I started talking about the Jews and Tim Pool?

00:32:21.280 Was that like an on purpose thing?

00:32:22.900 No.

00:32:23.480 No?

00:32:23.820 Oh, I thought it was.

00:32:24.560 I thought it was a tiny one.

00:32:25.100 I'm not Jewish.

00:32:27.060 No, but you were.

00:32:28.460 No, I thought it was like, here's our correspondent.

00:32:32.180 Your name is Guys.

00:32:33.740 Don't believe that I'm not Jewish.

00:32:34.480 Like, I literally posted a screenshot of my fucking 23andMe results that said 0% Ashkenazi.

00:32:40.540 One guy's like, that was too fast.

00:32:41.900 You're faking it.

00:32:44.000 My last name's Geyser.

00:32:45.500 I'm fucking German.

00:32:47.620 I tried too hard.

00:32:49.400 I don't believe you.

00:32:50.000 I know.

00:32:50.480 I was fucking doing it, I guess.

00:32:53.340 So, Chase, now that we know that about you, like, you have to be like an objective journalist somewhat.

00:32:59.200 Like, are you hiding your outright hate for the Jews?

00:33:02.060 Is this what I'm getting here?

00:33:02.960 And you have to, like, operate under a facade?

00:33:05.340 I don't have any hate for the Jews.

00:33:06.560 But I would say that I'm opposed to Zionism.

00:33:10.080 That's that.

00:33:10.740 Hey, if by their terms, that is hate for the Jews.

00:33:13.580 Yeah.

00:33:13.840 Well, they can call me anti-Semitic all they want, but it doesn't mean that I am.

00:33:17.780 It means that I am.

00:33:19.280 Yeah, I know.

00:33:22.700 They've been doing the same thing to top for months.

00:33:24.580 It's totally a lie.

00:33:25.400 I mean, people call me Islamophobic, too, and fucking xenophobic, whatever.

00:33:32.180 You know, fuck you.

00:33:33.220 If there's one thing you can rightfully call me, it's Islamophobic.

00:33:37.620 I'm like, yo, I'm a little bit afraid of this shit.

00:33:39.420 I did an Instagram video that went sent.

00:33:43.380 It did pretty well, but it was just called Islam Sucks.

00:33:45.500 It was, like, 30 seconds of me talking about 40% cousin marriage rates in fucking Gaza and shit.

00:33:51.620 And, yeah, there were a lot of people.

00:33:52.960 Damn, dude.

00:33:54.140 That's what I'm saying.

00:33:55.200 You should have just burnt the Quran right after that.

00:33:57.320 It's kind of like, so the Jews are just, like, massacring them there.

00:34:01.100 And I'm like, again, so if I'm like, hey, stop the war.

00:34:04.260 They're like, you're a fucking Palestinian defender.

00:34:06.140 Put your flag on.

00:34:07.720 Condemning one is condoning the other.

00:34:09.920 Yeah, but I'm just saying.

00:34:10.700 But then you look at them, I'm like, oh, these people are literally retarded.

00:34:13.140 I hate retarded people, too.

00:34:14.280 But it's like, I'm not defending either of you.

00:34:16.340 I just don't stop spending my money.

00:34:17.880 But you do a show with a bunch of retards.

00:34:19.460 So, like, you really hate retards?

00:34:21.300 I kind of do.

00:34:22.640 It's like, I do hate you guys.

00:34:24.260 You know, the other, last week, I got into a little back and forth with Immortal Technique.

00:34:29.880 And he's talking about how the.

00:34:31.440 He is not bright, by the way.

00:34:32.620 Go ahead.

00:34:32.840 Dude, I, like, I was under the illusion that he was for my entire childhood.

00:34:38.180 I had to break that spell for David.

00:34:38.920 Yeah, and when you said it, I was like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.

00:34:42.240 No, it broke my heart because I got into a Twitter beef with him, like, two, three years

00:34:45.680 ago.

00:34:46.260 And he's, like, full on commie.

00:34:47.960 I was like, yo, we were, like, on the same wavelength.

00:34:49.840 Like, CIA, you know, military industrial complex.

00:34:51.940 And then he's like, he's like, yeah, but we got to give all the power to the state.

00:34:54.720 And I was like, okay.

00:34:55.600 Yeah, but on the other side of it, not only on the political side, he's a commie.

00:34:58.980 On the religious side, he's a pagan.

00:35:00.420 Like, all he does is worship, like, these, these kind of fucking Nephilim deities.

00:35:04.600 And he champions them.

00:35:05.900 There's a big overlap.

00:35:07.740 There's a huge overlap of, like, people that are, like, not just anti-Christian, but, like,

00:35:12.800 away from it.

00:35:13.500 And then, like, voting.

00:35:14.740 Like, man, that's some spiritual shit.

00:35:16.080 There's one more.

00:35:17.160 Hey, there's one more circle in there that I can add in there.

00:35:21.000 Gay.

00:35:21.360 Jewish.

00:35:21.920 Oh.

00:35:22.100 Oh, I was going to say.

00:35:23.500 I mean, I'm just, I'm just saying.

00:35:25.620 I'm just noticing.

00:35:27.420 If we can go one episode without, like, making it 80% about the Jews, that'd be awesome.

00:35:34.660 Chase is like, God, I'm going to lose my fucking job.

00:35:37.180 I was told that that's what this show was about.

00:35:39.020 I didn't fucking.

00:35:39.860 Well, I mean, it's just, like, what more can be said about this topic?

00:35:43.440 I just.

00:35:44.460 Oh, I don't know.

00:35:45.060 I think our producer was just about to bring up some clips of somebody saying some more

00:35:49.100 on the topic.

00:35:49.580 All right, well, then go ahead.

00:35:50.320 Fuck it.

00:35:50.700 Oh, yeah, this was great.

00:35:51.840 Oh, yeah.

00:35:52.240 I remember.

00:35:52.500 Oh, yeah.

00:35:53.060 Survivors.

00:35:53.700 There was the guy who was on the Oprah Winfrey show with his wife.

00:35:56.540 Where supposedly she threw him an apple over the fence every day in the concentration camp

00:36:02.660 and that kept him alive.

00:36:04.040 And then years later, they're reunited and got married.

00:36:06.040 Turns out the whole story was made up.

00:36:07.960 He admitted that the whole thing was a fraud.

00:36:10.180 And they asked him, well, did you lie?

00:36:11.860 And he said, well, I didn't lie because the story was true for me.

00:36:15.840 That's the real Holocaust.

00:36:18.100 Remember, Holocaust means whole burnt offering.

00:36:20.740 You want to know what the real Holocaust is?

00:36:22.340 The real burnt offering is going to be when all of these Jews that don't believe in Jesus

00:36:27.680 Christ, go to hell for eternity.

00:36:30.240 That's the oven that they ought to be worried about.

00:36:32.640 You know what the real Holocaust is?

00:36:34.380 Every single Jew who does not believe on...

00:36:37.840 It's so oddly well produced.

00:36:39.740 Yeah.

00:36:41.540 He says that's the real oven they ought to be worried about.

00:36:46.140 That's what he said.

00:36:47.320 You know what?

00:36:47.740 I love that he had a picture of his wife and kids on the desk and Tyler was like, nope,

00:36:51.600 tower gang.

00:36:52.380 Yeah.

00:36:52.520 That's the fucking eatings from, like, West Elm.

00:36:56.620 It legit looks like he's, like, on our show.

00:36:59.480 It's fucking amazing.

00:37:01.240 Well, it's great.

00:37:01.800 This guy is a pastor, correct?

00:37:04.000 Yeah.

00:37:04.600 Yeah.

00:37:06.140 Imagine going to his...

00:37:07.160 This religion of Judaism, all of them are going to burn in hell.

00:37:11.560 That's the oven, my friend.

00:37:13.340 That's the oven that God made, hell.

00:37:16.680 Okay, so I want to ask you because this, like, last week, last week, so the Methodist

00:37:23.720 Church, like, the United Methodist Church just voted to allow LGBTQ be a part of the

00:37:29.980 clergy.

00:37:30.800 Would you rather go to a Methodist Church that had a woman as, like, or a faggot as...

00:37:35.640 I go with option B.

00:37:37.840 Or this guy.

00:37:39.540 Or this guy's church.

00:37:40.780 Oh, this guy's the shit.

00:37:42.240 I'm always talking about the church.

00:37:43.180 I generally don't really like going to churches where somebody's talking about who's going

00:37:48.100 to hell the whole time, though.

00:37:49.280 Like, it gets old.

00:37:50.300 Like, how many...

00:37:50.640 I just, like, it's kind of fun.

00:37:51.600 You're either a woman, though?

00:37:52.640 Unless it's the Jews, though.

00:37:53.580 Or not even a woman, a faggot.

00:37:55.100 This guy probably has hot takes on everybody.

00:37:57.080 You'd be there every week.

00:37:58.060 You'd be entertained.

00:37:59.260 For sure.

00:37:59.560 Last week, you can't have any Jews.

00:38:01.100 This week, let me tell you about Muslims.

00:38:03.380 Listen.

00:38:04.300 You thought I was bad on Jews?

00:38:05.700 Just wait.

00:38:06.380 I got these guys locked down.

00:38:07.940 And after the ceremony, he's going to be drawing pictures of Muhammad.

00:38:11.200 Yeah, it's like...

00:38:13.200 Can I give you guys a would-you-rather?

00:38:16.920 My wife hit me with a banger today.

00:38:18.540 Oh, yeah.

00:38:19.640 I hit her with would-you-rathers all the time.

00:38:21.800 And then I really shake her down.

00:38:22.820 I'm like, no, you've got to fucking answer.

00:38:24.040 She's like, this is stupid.

00:38:25.100 I go, no, you've got to answer.

00:38:26.260 Got to answer.

00:38:26.540 So she hit me with one today, and I had to answer.

00:38:30.100 And it was a banger.

00:38:30.940 It would be exhausting living with you.

00:38:31.580 You know that?

00:38:31.960 Oh, it is exhausting.

00:38:33.820 Dude, are you fucking kidding me?

00:38:35.700 I'm exhausting seeing you, like, once a month.

00:38:37.840 Holy shit.

00:38:39.280 Dude, all right.

00:38:40.380 All right.

00:38:40.660 So let me get into it.

00:38:41.700 Toad, you have no idea how much I feel that way about you.

00:38:44.640 I just want you to know.

00:38:46.720 All right.

00:38:47.300 So my soul dream.

00:38:49.000 Here's the would-you-rather.

00:38:50.440 It's would-you-rather have to...

00:38:51.780 Wait, one second, David.

00:38:52.940 Go ahead.

00:38:53.320 Right before the show, this guy separated his shoulder.

00:38:55.660 Like, that's how much of a fucking soul suck you are, Toad.

00:38:58.400 He separated his shoulder on camera, doing nothing.

00:39:01.680 Wait, Toad did?

00:39:02.340 I was switching to my box that has, like, the Plex server running and the Torrance running,

00:39:07.780 so I was switching it.

00:39:08.820 I have a KVM switch.

00:39:10.580 I had to make sure that I wasn't downloading anything.

00:39:12.640 I had to reach.

00:39:13.720 I can't really move my arm very well right now, but I had to reach.

00:39:16.320 Yeah, like that.

00:39:17.780 You want to see a separated shoulder?

00:39:19.080 Why don't you throw up a picture of a crucifix?

00:39:22.800 Wait, you dislocated your shoulder for real just reaching down?

00:39:27.460 Flipping a switch.

00:39:28.920 Whatever happened to it was very painful, and now I can't really, like, move it.

00:39:32.340 Completely.

00:39:33.060 Jesus Christ.

00:39:33.920 Tom, I'm so fucking mad you did that.

00:39:35.640 Why did you do that?

00:39:36.680 You're a straight-up Nooner, brother.

00:39:38.000 You're a Nooner.

00:39:38.380 Go ahead, David.

00:39:39.040 Finish the story.

00:39:39.800 So, listen.

00:39:40.520 Listen.

00:39:40.920 Would you rather, would you rather, once a week, for the rest of your life, have to kiss

00:39:46.640 the tip of your father's penis, or...

00:39:50.800 We're starting off heavy.

00:39:52.760 Oh, he gets real heavy, bro.

00:39:54.160 Father, Kris Jenner?

00:39:56.180 That might help the situation.

00:39:57.620 I don't need to hear the other one.

00:39:59.140 I'm taking my dad's penis.

00:40:00.240 I've done it before.

00:40:03.320 I'll do it again.

00:40:04.240 All right.

00:40:04.540 So, it's kiss the tip of your dad's dick once a week for the rest of your life, or suck

00:40:11.420 your dad's dick to completion once a year for the rest of your life.

00:40:15.900 The next time you talk about him like that, I'm going to fucking cut you.

00:40:18.280 And you know that I can do it.

00:40:19.700 Yeah, I've heard this one before.

00:40:23.160 I don't know.

00:40:23.700 I mean, it's horrific, but I...

00:40:26.420 You've heard this one before?

00:40:27.660 Yeah.

00:40:27.840 You want to give your dad an orgasm?

00:40:29.420 Like, I'm going to dip.

00:40:31.020 No.

00:40:31.880 My problem is, like, I can't imagine giving my dad something that I don't get myself.

00:40:35.940 Yo, as men, we deserve a kiss on the dick in the morning.

00:40:43.260 Good morning.

00:40:44.540 Good morning, Dave.

00:40:45.560 Every morning?

00:40:46.220 Every morning.

00:40:47.120 It's rude that they don't.

00:40:48.100 Rise and shine.

00:40:48.980 It's rude that they don't.

00:40:51.060 It is.

00:40:51.520 Do you think after a while, there has to be some sort of weird, like, oh, what's the

00:40:57.140 syndrome where you start to love your captor?

00:40:59.560 Where you start to love your dad?

00:41:02.000 Where, like, after a while, after a...

00:41:04.180 I didn't love my dad.

00:41:04.920 It's also like, this is the tip of his dick.

00:41:07.480 It fucking really improved our relationship.

00:41:12.160 But, like, after a while, like, maybe, like, three years, you're into kissing his dick every

00:41:16.140 day, where you finally start looking forward to it.

00:41:18.200 Like, it's some weird, like, where you're like...

00:41:20.120 It's a ritual, yeah.

00:41:20.800 Yeah, it's become habit.

00:41:22.820 I think what you do is you desensitize it, right?

00:41:25.680 Like, you play Xbox, and your dad comes in, and you just go...

00:41:29.480 Great job.

00:41:32.600 Great job.

00:41:33.580 It's really right there.

00:41:36.440 It's not gay, dude.

00:41:37.980 Kissing the tip alone, not gay.

00:41:39.720 No, it's fucking super gay.

00:41:40.560 By the way, Chase, that's actually Raven's dick.

00:41:44.760 So, the reason he's on the show is he won Coctober, sent us a picture of his dick, and...

00:41:49.680 Already did, dumbass.

00:41:51.360 We already played it.

00:41:52.800 Yep, that's...

00:41:53.320 Fuckin' that's it.

00:41:53.960 Oh, no, we didn't play it.

00:41:55.240 No.

00:41:55.620 This is a dick and a single ball.

00:41:56.200 We didn't play the new edit.

00:41:57.800 Oh, there's a new edit?

00:41:58.720 Oh, you played the one from last week.

00:42:00.620 This one is a super secret one.

00:42:01.980 Hell yeah.

00:42:02.400 Only I get sent.

00:42:03.240 Oh, shit.

00:42:03.720 Oh, cool.

00:42:04.160 Yeah.

00:42:04.440 All right, let's do it.

00:42:05.640 Fuckin' play it.

00:42:08.240 I think we should get all of our male married viewers to send pictures of their cocks.

00:42:16.160 That's a lot.

00:42:16.680 What the fuck?

00:42:21.320 Mine Coctober.

00:42:25.880 Is that Seamus?

00:42:28.920 Coctober Fest.

00:42:29.980 If I saw one year...

00:42:42.540 If I saw one year...

00:42:43.180 Black kids, I would kick it as hard as I could.

00:42:45.220 Dude, I thought that I was doing something wrong raising my daughter, but I guess this is

00:42:50.160 just like how...

00:42:51.100 This is just what people think, right?

00:42:52.860 Oh, God.

00:43:01.180 Oh, God.

00:43:12.720 Blair White literally is a tranny.

00:43:15.040 It's spitting in the face of God.

00:43:18.160 We french every last drop out of our audience's dicks.

00:43:21.080 Every last drop out of dicks.

00:43:22.320 I showed a picture of my kid being fake crucified, but he just said that shit, and I feel like

00:43:26.620 that's way worse, right?

00:43:29.480 Oh, shit.

00:43:35.920 Oh, my God, dude.

00:43:37.540 Oh, my God.

00:43:52.320 I really do want to start a trend of hot bitches buying the Raven for Losers shirts and taking

00:44:01.940 pictures of them and, like, posting social media.

00:44:03.540 Let's not say hot bitches.

00:44:04.380 Let's not say hot bitches.

00:44:04.620 The bitches that watch this show.

00:44:06.040 Every bitch that watches this show is beautiful.

00:44:08.600 All right?

00:44:09.240 At least on the inside.

00:44:13.640 You have to do a full Goatsy.

00:44:15.200 You have to do a full spread and show us your asshole, your pink socket.

00:44:18.140 Goatsy wants to see everyone's balls.

00:44:19.780 I don't want to see any of that.

00:44:20.860 I don't want to see dicks.

00:44:22.820 Send dicks in October.

00:44:24.780 Don't listen to these faggots.

00:44:25.960 Send us your dicks.

00:44:26.500 I mean, I...

00:44:26.820 Really good dick.

00:44:27.660 It's big and it's...

00:44:29.160 Bain.

00:44:29.360 It's one of the most brutal nights that I've had.

00:44:54.280 Like, I'm going to remember some of those games for probably the rest of my life.

00:45:04.780 Oh, lady, my God.

00:45:06.380 Am I even on this show?

00:45:11.000 Bro, fucking Chase...

00:45:12.380 I thought I was the main character.

00:45:13.880 Chase is like, what the fuck is this?

00:45:15.020 No, no, no.

00:45:15.400 What I was going to say is Chase works for a reputable...

00:45:18.200 In some people's minds, a reputable news source, like, media conglomerate.

00:45:22.780 And the level of production quality in that edit surpasses anything that fucking Alex Jones can put out.

00:45:29.980 It's up right now.

00:45:30.520 Alex Jones is pissed how much better your show looks.

00:45:34.240 Fuck yeah.

00:45:35.280 Alex Jones, come on, tower.

00:45:36.480 They got no fucking money.

00:45:39.740 Literally, we got no money and a fucking random tranny makes us two videos like that a week.

00:45:45.660 Of, like, a recap.

00:45:47.060 It's crazy, right?

00:45:47.680 Just, like, crazy as shit.

00:45:48.040 Like, I honestly, every time I watch a Lainey edit, I go, what we're doing is great.

00:45:55.160 Like, that's how I feel.

00:45:56.640 I am so appreciative of Lainey because it takes our, like, nonsensical rantings and it distills it down into something that literally ought to be one of the biggest shows on the internet.

00:46:05.500 That's how good Lainey is at what he does.

00:46:07.300 And it's still weird for me to say he.

00:46:09.280 Every time you say what he does.

00:46:11.660 I always have to.

00:46:12.860 He never knows what to say.

00:46:14.440 It's crazy how well, like, Tower Gang and then, like, hype music and then murder go together.

00:46:22.200 Straight up coup de tas to the head.

00:46:25.660 Why does that work so well?

00:46:27.480 I don't know.

00:46:27.920 Why is that?

00:46:28.900 It's like the same thing.

00:46:30.520 It's just pure chaotic energy just tied together into a fucking beautiful bow.

00:46:36.420 It really is.

00:46:37.140 It's nice.

00:46:37.780 It's jarring.

00:46:38.700 It's like, it makes you feel like those things that they did to.

00:46:41.760 Let's ask Chase.

00:46:42.720 Chase, how do you feel about it?

00:46:44.060 Whatever you just saw there.

00:46:45.200 Because it's weird.

00:46:45.880 It's a weird thing.

00:46:46.940 That was fan made?

00:46:48.580 Yeah.

00:46:49.080 It was fan made.

00:46:50.380 That was fan made.

00:46:51.760 It's fan made.

00:46:54.120 I think maybe, like, a fan has made something for me, like, three fucking times.

00:46:59.240 Dude, Lainey has been making our edits for six months now.

00:47:03.660 Yeah.

00:47:03.940 Yeah.

00:47:04.260 Six months, and we never asked for it.

00:47:06.040 Never.

00:47:06.420 I mean, it's...

00:47:07.700 Fans making shit for you is, like, a test.

00:47:10.500 That's true.

00:47:11.520 I mean, I secretly suck them off on the side.

00:47:13.580 Top, would you mind running the opening edit?

00:47:15.620 Because I want...

00:47:16.900 Jose wants to see it, and I would like Chase's opinion, too.

00:47:19.260 We're doing it again?

00:47:20.460 Do you mind?

00:47:21.120 I mean, it's a good show.

00:47:22.760 Ask Tyler.

00:47:23.540 Tyler's actually our producer, another guy that does this for free.

00:47:27.900 Tyler, it's up to you.

00:47:29.060 And he's a high-powered, high-paid attorney.

00:47:32.040 He just doesn't know why the fuck he's doing this show.

00:47:33.880 He already has enough money.

00:47:34.920 We don't know why I'm doing it.

00:47:36.020 There's something magical about what we're doing here.

00:47:38.040 We don't know.

00:47:39.820 Yeah.

00:47:40.440 Anyway, I guess play the edit.

00:47:42.040 Or tell Clint no.

00:47:44.320 Yeah, it's up to you, Tyler.

00:47:45.380 Either way.

00:47:45.940 Tyler, you decide.

00:47:47.960 I like the idea that Tyler's not going to respond.

00:47:50.120 He's just going to let you sweat.

00:47:51.440 Let me find it here.

00:47:53.540 Just give me a bit.

00:47:54.520 Okay.

00:47:54.900 Get the fuck out of here.

00:47:56.400 Fucking find it.

00:47:58.360 Does anybody else watch these edits and then go like, oh, this is obviously a show with

00:48:03.080 100,000 viewers every fucking episode.

00:48:04.680 They're incredible, honestly.

00:48:06.000 No, because I know the quality of the show that I put out regularly.

00:48:10.660 But outside of the edits, it's like, I mean, it's like taping a corndog to your leg and

00:48:18.500 then going to the club and being like, I have an 8-inch cock, like a 12-inch cock.

00:48:22.740 But then you pull it off and you have like a 6-inch cock and you're like, still good cock.

00:48:26.320 But like, it's the best timing on that.

00:48:33.640 That was amazing.

00:48:34.820 Masterfully done.

00:48:36.240 All right.

00:48:36.540 All right.

00:48:36.780 Run it.

00:48:37.080 Run it.

00:48:37.380 Let's go.

00:48:38.440 It comes back to sincerity.

00:48:40.200 It comes back to telling the truth.

00:48:41.760 It comes back to authenticity.

00:48:43.360 To speaking from the heart.

00:48:44.620 To doing it with passion in a way that's not canned.

00:48:47.960 It's not scripted.

00:48:49.160 It's actually how I feel.

00:48:50.460 We just got back from Rave a Palooza.

00:48:52.260 Everything I do in my life up until this point, but really right now, is exactly who I am.

00:48:59.760 It's exactly what I believe in.

00:49:01.120 Let's have dukes send their ass cleavage and women send their actual cleavage and then we

00:49:05.360 rate them.

00:49:10.720 Hitler.

00:49:12.780 Just like Hitler.

00:49:14.240 I just love...

00:49:15.440 By the way, were there really that many people?

00:49:17.280 Like, look at how many...

00:49:17.940 Yeah, bro.

00:49:18.740 God.

00:49:19.260 He was very popular.

00:49:20.620 He must have been really cool.

00:49:22.260 Death.

00:49:25.100 Death.

00:49:25.820 Hitler.

00:49:26.520 Death.

00:49:26.680 You got so roughly fucked by a giant black cock that your anus literally fell out.

00:49:32.140 I feel like every edit has Ben Shapiro in it.

00:49:35.140 Everyone got real quiet.

00:49:36.520 Cole got quiet.

00:49:37.340 I'm still looking up Kamala Harris camel toe.

00:49:39.300 I'm really trying to find it.

00:49:41.220 I swear to God, I still looked at it afterwards, too.

00:49:44.040 I tried to find it.

00:49:44.600 This is what I want to see.

00:49:45.920 The guys.

00:49:46.520 I don't want to see any girl ass.

00:49:47.740 I want to see the guys' ass.

00:49:49.620 Yo, listen to the lyrics on the next, like, 30 seconds.

00:49:53.500 It aligns with the actual clip.

00:49:55.040 You're telling me you wouldn't suck your own dick if you could.

00:49:58.600 Well, I mean, maybe not now.

00:49:59.680 I don't understand what black people are saying when they rap.

00:50:07.060 I don't speak.

00:50:07.560 I don't speak.

00:50:07.620 I don't speak.

00:50:13.720 I got a pussy.

00:50:14.640 I want to feel what a woman feels like to orgasm.

00:50:18.220 Let's fucking go.

00:50:20.060 Oh, that was Reed, too, in the first one.

00:50:40.940 Yeah.

00:50:41.120 I didn't recognize them.

00:50:44.000 I thought I picked up a girl in Vegas, and then I made out with her, and then she asked

00:50:48.780 me for money and to have sex with her, and I was like, I just kissed a hooker.

00:50:52.860 It's one of the worst things I've ever done.

00:50:54.220 That's how I felt, dude.

00:50:55.120 I was like, ugh.

00:50:56.080 We're in fifth generation warfare, and memes are sixth generation warfare.

00:50:59.660 Just put memes out there as fast as possible.

00:51:01.620 They cut right through the image.

00:51:03.120 They get right to the core of the matter.

00:51:04.460 Don't you guys feel like this weird tension, like with the JQ stuff?

00:51:12.100 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:51:13.340 I love the tub.

00:51:14.280 He has spent the past six months doing so much Jewish people, and he goes, this thing

00:51:19.260 ain't going away.

00:51:22.260 All right, you can kill it.

00:51:24.580 We did watch it.

00:51:26.600 Fucking Clint requested to watch it again.

00:51:28.700 No, Jose hadn't seen it.

00:51:29.780 Neither had Chase.

00:51:30.460 It's not my fault.

00:51:31.180 It feels like you're MK altering Chase.

00:51:33.100 You sat in that chair.

00:51:36.920 I don't know what happened, but I'll kill whoever you want.

00:51:40.820 The entire show is just all promos of the show.

00:51:44.480 The show doesn't even exist.

00:51:46.060 That would be the funniest fucking shit ever.

00:51:48.060 Dude, we used to show these at the beginning, and we would show them in a row.

00:51:53.580 So it would be like our actual intro that we actually have, and then we'd do a laney

00:51:57.740 edit, and if we had two laney edits, we would play them back to back.

00:52:00.060 It was getting to where we were like, we had like seven minutes of intro.

00:52:03.880 We were like, we think we could.

00:52:06.780 Like throwing up eight different versions of his logo before the movie starts.

00:52:09.560 Exactly.

00:52:10.140 Yes.

00:52:11.720 Like this show is really about our producers, not about us.

00:52:14.340 We give like 30 minutes of content, and then they just take that, and they stretch it

00:52:19.340 out into like 50 minutes of content.

00:52:21.080 I'm being totally honest.

00:52:21.900 We talk for 90 minutes on this fucking show.

00:52:24.020 Laney's edits deserve to be watched for at least 90 minutes.

00:52:27.060 So that's the reason that we ought to play them all.

00:52:29.000 Laney is so much more talented than you guys.

00:52:31.700 It's insane.

00:52:32.840 Oh, I know.

00:52:33.420 It really is.

00:52:34.060 It really is.

00:52:34.820 But you know what?

00:52:35.720 A Muay Thai practitioner from hell.

00:52:38.080 I mean, leg kicks that old.

00:52:39.480 Look, Laney, you weigh 145 pounds.

00:52:41.480 I'm going to wreck your shit.

00:52:42.280 That's a fact.

00:52:42.960 Don't.

00:52:43.240 I did want to ask Chase because did you ever, Clint asked, Clint said that he had kissed

00:52:48.540 a hooker unknowingly, I guess.

00:52:50.820 But still, you still kissed a hooker.

00:52:52.260 I mean, like.

00:52:52.580 I did.

00:52:53.020 I didn't mean to.

00:52:53.820 Yeah.

00:52:54.320 Chase, have you ever had something like that happen where you had to?

00:52:58.020 Before you answer, Chase, I just want to make this very clear.

00:53:00.760 I fucking.

00:53:01.220 Yeah, I know.

00:53:01.740 That's exactly what I felt.

00:53:02.860 I fucking.

00:53:03.540 I meet this like smoke show Latina chick.

00:53:06.660 We go and we play poker.

00:53:08.300 I'm not exaggerating.

00:53:09.400 For an hour and a half.

00:53:11.300 I'm fucking crushing at the table.

00:53:13.100 Oh, so you were winning.

00:53:14.020 Oh, so.

00:53:14.540 I'm winning.

00:53:15.120 I'm handing her money.

00:53:16.340 She's playing.

00:53:17.260 She's doing.

00:53:17.700 She's like breaking even.

00:53:18.480 She's not doing shit.

00:53:19.480 But she kicks it with me for an hour and a half.

00:53:21.180 We have drinks together.

00:53:22.320 We're shooting the shit.

00:53:23.020 We're talking about our lives.

00:53:24.320 We make out.

00:53:25.000 We walk to the elevator.

00:53:25.960 We get in the elevator.

00:53:26.940 We're kissing.

00:53:27.560 And she says, so, you know, it's going to be 200 for this, 300 for that.

00:53:31.580 And I was like, what the fuck?

00:53:33.800 Was it a nice kiss?

00:53:36.140 It was all right, I guess.

00:53:37.260 It tasted like cum now that I think about it.

00:53:40.560 Dude, it's the girlfriend experience, man.

00:53:42.900 I don't know.

00:53:43.840 I don't think hookers are probably that great at kissing because they don't do it.

00:53:48.580 I don't remember.

00:53:49.000 Wait a second.

00:53:49.580 So Clint made out with this girl and Clint doesn't have the discernibility to realize that she doesn't care at that point.

00:53:56.100 Like she had her eyes wide open.

00:53:58.420 And she's looking at him and she's kissing him.

00:54:00.420 She's keeping an eye on his wallet, actually.

00:54:05.280 She's looking at her.

00:54:06.100 She was that believable, maybe.

00:54:07.600 On my life, I told her no thank you and she left.

00:54:11.300 But I fucking – an hour and a half of her life.

00:54:15.400 An hour and a half – like why?

00:54:17.040 And you were saying 10, like a true 10.

00:54:20.880 I bet you – I bet you like three out of five guys, once you make out with them, pay.

00:54:26.900 Oh, yeah.

00:54:27.180 Oh, yeah.

00:54:27.540 Yeah, she's got them hooked.

00:54:28.620 Oh, 100% hooked.

00:54:29.600 But still –

00:54:29.880 That night.

00:54:30.500 I'll do you tomorrow.

00:54:31.000 She's a hooker.

00:54:32.480 She ought to be fucking like getting a client every couple hours or some shit.

00:54:36.140 What are you going to do?

00:54:36.680 Go play poker with me for fucking an hour and a half?

00:54:38.740 What are you doing?

00:54:39.200 Well, you were giving her money.

00:54:39.780 Because it's – you know, if you get 200 bucks for that, I mean, that means like – and

00:54:46.200 maybe she made a – she even made a little bit of money on the side because you kept giving

00:54:50.060 her money while playing blackjack.

00:54:51.980 Did she touch your pee-pee?

00:54:53.780 Poke?

00:54:53.980 Yeah, were you giving her blackjack chips and shit and like buying her drinks?

00:54:56.920 No, we were playing poker.

00:54:57.780 It was $1 chips.

00:54:58.440 Oh, poker.

00:54:59.180 Oh, I mean like still – but you're still like playing poker.

00:55:01.940 You're giving her money.

00:55:03.280 A little bit.

00:55:03.780 I don't even – she was like –

00:55:05.180 A little bit.

00:55:06.660 She was like, I'm kind of in the black already.

00:55:09.240 If I get paid already from also sucking his dick a little bit, I mean, this is the crazy

00:55:15.160 part.

00:55:15.520 When I said no, she was like, well, you just wasted two hours of my time then.

00:55:19.780 And I was like –

00:55:20.400 You wasted two hours of mine.

00:55:21.860 I was like, excuse me.

00:55:22.720 I thought we were friends.

00:55:24.220 Excuse me.

00:55:24.900 I thought there was an energy here, okay?

00:55:27.060 I thought I was going to –

00:55:27.840 I'm fucking some other bitch for free.

00:55:29.800 Did you take back – did you take back what you gave her?

00:55:32.880 No, I couldn't.

00:55:34.220 I mean –

00:55:34.660 It's like a robber.

00:55:35.880 Just knock her out like I'm in fucking Grand Theft Auto.

00:55:38.200 I'll be like, give me more money, bitch.

00:55:41.780 It's like lower on the floor.

00:55:43.720 It's like rotating real slow.

00:55:45.380 It really is something because it's like if you were – at the time, you were in business

00:55:49.540 where I thought I was in pleasure.

00:55:51.740 And so like you were taking business – taking money from me.

00:55:55.920 That's a business transaction.

00:55:57.040 You should – I should get this money back.

00:55:58.600 Like you can't like take money from me.

00:56:00.640 Sure.

00:56:01.020 I could have been like –

00:56:01.420 Under false free stances.

00:56:02.520 Hey, the $15 or whatever I threw you in tips while we were playing poker, I want that back.

00:56:08.440 At least that got you make-out, I guess.

00:56:10.940 If you asked him, I just want to make-out all night, you'd be like, that's $15.

00:56:13.740 It was just the audacity of it all.

00:56:21.280 I thought we were having a nice time.

00:56:22.700 I had a friend growing up when we turned 18 years old.

00:56:25.200 He came to me like a month after his birthday and he was like, hey, dude, I bought a hooker, like an escort.

00:56:31.700 And I was like, oh, that's crazy, man.

00:56:34.340 Which is like to me, I'm like, that's fucking – I've never bought a hooker.

00:56:36.860 It seems really intimidating, honestly.

00:56:40.840 Well, you know what he said?

00:56:42.060 He goes, I couldn't – we wanted that.

00:56:43.880 She was really nice and she liked me.

00:56:45.720 She said I was cute and I was like, she's a hooker.

00:56:49.000 She's a woman.

00:56:49.780 She lied.

00:56:51.060 She's a liar.

00:56:52.420 So –

00:56:53.280 Do you think it feels the same to buy a hooker as it does to buy like a black person?

00:56:57.980 No.

00:56:59.300 No.

00:57:00.100 You get much more use out of a black person.

00:57:03.020 Imagine hiring a hooker and making her pick cotton.

00:57:04.500 It's not even that heavy, bitch.

00:57:08.160 Just fucking do it.

00:57:09.440 Buying a slave is like buying a hooker for life.

00:57:11.500 It's pretty dope.

00:57:13.480 It's like marrying a hooker.

00:57:14.560 I was about to say you can't have sex with them and then I remembered that a ton of the slave owners had sex with their slaves.

00:57:20.540 Like a lot of them.

00:57:23.120 Dude, even Tommy Jeff did it, dude.

00:57:26.480 Basically, an entire race was born out of slave owners fucking their slaves.

00:57:31.500 I mean, that's why we have Drake now.

00:57:32.780 Do you think that in his time, Thomas Jefferson went by Tommy Jeffy?

00:57:35.540 And that's where this country went wrong with all the race mixing.

00:57:40.180 T. Jeffy.

00:57:41.760 These fucking slave owners couldn't keep their dick in their pants and fuck these stupid –

00:57:46.660 Because Tommy Jeffy was like going back and forth from France to the United States.

00:57:50.520 He's just like Tommy Jeffy on his way around.

00:57:52.240 You don't understand.

00:57:53.320 Everybody else was my cousin.

00:57:54.740 Dude, you know how many French hookers you have to fuck before a black woman slave looks good for you?

00:58:02.860 Like this is – like he must have been slaying tons of pussy in France.

00:58:07.080 And then he gets back and he was like, I mean, all that nice French women pussy.

00:58:11.420 Like I'd rather just have a black girl now.

00:58:12.920 Dude, that's how it was.

00:58:13.740 Like after they banged their slaves, they were just like, what the fuck am I doing?

00:58:16.400 Oh, yeah, that's 100%.

00:58:17.780 Post-nut clarity.

00:58:19.060 Post-nut clarity.

00:58:20.820 What am I fucking doing?

00:58:22.480 Go.

00:58:22.760 Just go.

00:58:23.260 Go back to the field, please.

00:58:24.560 My God.

00:58:25.380 She tends the house for the children.

00:58:27.660 Why would I not do such a thing?

00:58:29.920 I had to find a poor Loretta.

00:58:31.540 Chase, answer the question.

00:58:33.320 Oh, that's right.

00:58:33.980 There was a question before.

00:58:35.020 Chase, answer the question.

00:58:36.180 Have I ever had like a weird sexual experience where I made out with somebody with a cock on

00:58:39.340 accident or something?

00:58:39.980 No.

00:58:41.480 No, but sure.

00:58:42.300 How many times?

00:58:42.820 When you first met Blair White, how long did it take?

00:58:49.940 Nothing comes to mind off the top of my head.

00:58:52.660 I'm sure there's something.

00:58:54.160 Like, honestly, nothing comes to mind.

00:58:56.400 I don't believe you.

00:58:57.580 You know, here's the reason I don't believe you.

00:58:59.500 Because anytime you have a weird sexual experience, you remember it.

00:59:03.060 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:59:04.420 It's weird enough that you were pressing it.

00:59:05.920 Weird sexual experience?

00:59:08.220 No, dude.

00:59:08.840 I've never had a weird sexual experience.

00:59:11.400 Wow.

00:59:11.720 Damn, you're a lucky man.

00:59:13.580 I don't believe that picture, by the way.

00:59:15.200 Is that lucky or unlucky?

00:59:17.000 I don't know.

00:59:17.400 I could say the same thing.

00:59:18.500 I've been with 10 women in my entire life.

00:59:20.820 So I haven't had that many sexual experiences.

00:59:22.880 I've been with way less than that.

00:59:26.200 And I have a lot more.

00:59:28.280 Way, way more.

00:59:30.140 You've got like yesterday's horribleness behind us.

00:59:35.300 You have like a bad fuck story and you have a bad blowjob story.

00:59:39.860 Oh, shit.

00:59:40.920 No, I got some.

00:59:41.640 Yeah, I could give you some bad like blowjob and fuck stories.

00:59:44.380 No, no.

00:59:45.060 It's not like bad.

00:59:46.140 On New Year's Eve.

00:59:47.700 And like she wouldn't like jack me off.

00:59:51.060 She would just pull down as hard as she could.

00:59:53.580 Boom.

00:59:53.780 So that would be an example of what I think she was just really fucking drunk or something.

00:59:58.740 But I'm just like, oh.

01:00:00.220 That was something I used to do when I was trying, like when I first started jerking off.

01:00:03.920 And I was trying not to come.

01:00:05.440 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:05.760 I was trying not to come.

01:00:06.960 And so I thought if I just pulled down really hard on it, like it'll like squeeze it and I won't come.

01:00:11.680 And I was like.

01:00:12.000 I got that.

01:00:12.720 It's like jamming the gun.

01:00:14.000 I don't know.

01:00:14.360 That might be mine.

01:00:16.120 I have a pop filter.

01:00:17.820 Was she trying to like circumcise you or something?

01:00:23.160 I don't know.

01:00:23.600 I don't know.

01:00:24.060 I don't know what she was trying to do.

01:00:24.960 I don't think she knew what she was doing to be honest.

01:00:26.420 Well, I think jacking off for women is a very, like, is a foreign concept.

01:00:32.100 Oh, yeah.

01:00:32.820 She just rubbed real fast all over the head.

01:00:34.840 I had a chick do this action once, like a fucking.

01:00:37.940 And I was like.

01:00:38.360 Like she was like.

01:00:39.480 It's like my mouth, but it's my hand.

01:00:41.460 Just thinking it's just like.

01:00:42.520 Because that's the same kind of mouth movement.

01:00:44.020 You know, the first time that I jerked off, I didn't know what I was doing.

01:00:49.060 But I know that when it ended, it landed on my cat.

01:00:53.140 And then my cat ran through my house, dude.

01:00:56.660 And I was like.

01:00:58.660 Oh, my God.

01:00:59.840 Like, I don't even know what just came out of my dick.

01:01:02.120 I actually sneezed on it.

01:01:02.640 And that just thought.

01:01:03.880 But I have to get this off this fucking cat right now.

01:01:07.240 And this cat is just running through the house.

01:01:09.360 And I'm running after my cat.

01:01:10.620 It's like there's something about Mary, but with the cat instead.

01:01:14.380 I never watched that movie.

01:01:15.940 If you understood David's infatuation with cats, it really makes this story fucked up.

01:01:22.640 Like, he was jerking off to his cat.

01:01:24.440 Dude, I fucking love cats, dude.

01:01:26.760 Raven got pussy on his first time jerking.

01:01:30.060 I wouldn't even jack off with my dog in the room.

01:01:32.880 I didn't know I was jacking off.

01:01:34.500 I was just like rubbing it.

01:01:36.780 Just kind of mashing it up.

01:01:38.520 And then it just.

01:01:39.560 Jerking off with a dog in the bed with you might be the weirdest thing you can ever do.

01:01:44.180 Fucking with a dog.

01:01:45.420 Cole just kills the dog so that he can jerk.

01:01:48.840 Having sex with the dog is definitely the weirdest thing you can do.

01:01:51.720 I put my dog out the room because it's almost like very disrespectful.

01:01:56.360 Like, I cut your nuts off and then I actively keep you from like leaving too far where you'll ever do this.

01:02:02.120 And now watch me do this.

01:02:03.540 To your mother.

01:02:04.540 I had a Teddy Ruxpin growing up.

01:02:07.060 And by the time my little brother was seven and a half years younger than me.

01:02:10.180 You guys know what Teddy Ruxpin is, right?

01:02:10.720 Teddy Ruxpin?

01:02:11.500 Yeah, yeah.

01:02:11.840 I know Teddy Ruxpin.

01:02:13.560 Okay, yeah, go ahead.

01:02:14.520 A talking teddy bear from the 80s.

01:02:16.020 So I handed it down to my brother because they were discontinued.

01:02:17.880 Please don't rape my mouth again.

01:02:19.620 I handed it down to my brother because it was covered in cum and it didn't work anymore.

01:02:22.920 No, no.

01:02:23.540 But they were discontinued by the time my little brother was born.

01:02:25.900 Or like they weren't as easy to get or some shit.

01:02:27.800 Anyways, we handed it down to my little brother.

01:02:29.040 And the bottom half of its fucking jaw broke off.

01:02:34.220 I don't know.

01:02:34.520 For those that don't know what I'm talking about.

01:02:36.080 It's just Teddy Bear that sings.

01:02:37.440 You fucked that nigga's mouth.

01:02:39.060 Yeah.

01:02:39.800 It's just Teddy Bear that sings.

01:02:40.860 Wait, wait, wait.

01:02:41.380 Hold on.

01:02:41.680 Hold on.

01:02:41.940 Hold on.

01:02:42.200 Go back down.

01:02:42.840 Go back.

01:02:43.060 Scroll back down.

01:02:43.760 Because Tyler.

01:02:44.780 No, no, no.

01:02:45.240 Tyler, go back.

01:02:46.180 No, no.

01:02:46.500 Tyler, go back.

01:02:46.960 Teddy Ruxpin.

01:02:47.580 You don't even know how to spell it, bro.

01:02:49.460 I want Tyler to go back and scroll down.

01:02:51.200 Okay, Tyler, what are you looking up to where you need to get back?

01:02:53.600 What the fuck?

01:02:54.940 That's me.

01:02:55.940 Teddy Propskin.

01:02:56.920 I don't know what the fuck Propskin is.

01:02:58.800 Teddy Propskin.

01:02:59.860 That's not me.

01:03:00.940 Oh, it's top?

01:03:02.460 There, there.

01:03:03.000 That's Teddy.

01:03:03.860 All right.

01:03:04.120 So, yo.

01:03:04.500 Teddy Propskin.

01:03:04.980 So, his fucking, his bottom jaw thing fell, or no, his nose thing fell off.

01:03:10.640 So, my little brother had this fucking, this demon device where just the bottom little

01:03:15.340 lip fucking moved.

01:03:16.260 And then in the nose, it had like this mechanical fucking gear that would, it looked horrifying.

01:03:23.360 But he loved the thing.

01:03:24.240 So, we had to watch this fucking creepy gremlin bear forever.

01:03:27.420 It was suck, dude.

01:03:28.220 Did he fuck its mouth?

01:03:32.320 Teddy Propskin had the best jams, bro.

01:03:34.340 Four battles not included.

01:03:36.840 Hi, my name is Teddy Propskin.

01:03:38.140 Oh, jeez.

01:03:39.100 No, dude.

01:03:40.200 Dude, I bet you it went off in the middle of the night sometimes.

01:03:43.200 With no, oh, I bet that was creepy as hell.

01:03:45.740 That literally is.

01:03:46.420 And my little brother loved it, dude.

01:03:47.920 It fucking sucked.

01:03:48.780 I wanted to throw it away so bad, but my mom was like, yeah, but dude, if it's lower jaw

01:03:52.960 was the thing at Detach, it would probably give a pretty good blowjob.

01:03:56.340 So, Chase, you fucking need your choice?

01:03:59.780 I'm not telling you.

01:04:01.240 It's like, what show did I ask to come on today?

01:04:04.480 Oh, by the way, Chase, we've gotten a lot more hardcore since you were on last, so.

01:04:08.460 Which is crazy to think about.

01:04:09.640 Teddy Propskin.

01:04:10.200 Yeah, you guys are always been, always been awesome.

01:04:12.780 Okay.

01:04:13.320 Oh, thank you.

01:04:14.000 It's like, you know, awesome, fucking great.

01:04:16.340 You guys are always been just fucked up.

01:04:18.280 You were born fucked up.

01:04:20.260 Well, this show, this show wouldn't get you in trouble with what you do, right?

01:04:23.540 No.

01:04:24.320 No.

01:04:24.700 You can't get fired from Info Wars.

01:04:26.180 Yeah, yeah.

01:04:26.620 I mean, like, dude, Alex, Alex Jones, like, literally was, like.

01:04:30.940 I'm laughing because, because Clint used to date someone who got fired from Info Wars.

01:04:34.620 There's, like, literally nothing in this world that can't tie into some story about me.

01:04:42.320 It's weird.

01:04:42.660 You literally have to, like, either not show up or, like, break the law somehow to get fired from Info Wars.

01:04:47.900 She did both, probably.

01:04:51.980 Lovely girl.

01:04:53.120 Lovely girl.

01:04:53.580 I couldn't go on air and just, like, drop the M-bomb a bunch, I guess, but that's because we're on radio.

01:04:58.120 A bunch.

01:04:58.780 It was, like, he was, like, he was, like, he always has a limit.

01:05:01.080 So you try, motherfucker.

01:05:02.120 It's, like, two, two, three, you know.

01:05:04.020 It's, like, he's, like, no, it's, like.

01:05:05.540 I found this, um, I found this audio segment of Alex Jones from 2001.

01:05:09.820 And, uh, he was.

01:05:10.840 Good dear.

01:05:11.340 He was bitching about Mark Wahlberg.

01:05:13.920 And you could tell that he hadn't read the news story yet.

01:05:16.140 And he started quoting some of the shit that Mark Wahlberg said when he, like, did that hate crime in the 90s or 80s or whatever.

01:05:21.600 Mark Wahlberg is a nerd.

01:05:22.500 He says the end word because he's reading it for the first time.

01:05:24.600 He goes, I'm not going to say it again.

01:05:27.180 It's, like, the funniest shit ever to hear of Stax.

01:05:29.180 You need to clip that and let us just post it everywhere.

01:05:32.420 Yeah, I think it's from, I think it's from March 6, 2001.

01:05:36.040 All right.

01:05:36.580 That's the craziest thing about, like, guys.

01:05:38.800 I'll tell you this much.

01:05:39.520 It's in next week's Edit Milani.

01:05:41.220 I promise you that.

01:05:42.200 Dude, it could very well be just, like, a skin suit clone Alex Jones that you work for.

01:05:48.280 Because the amount of verbiage in the lexicon that's been out on this guy, the amount of emotions.

01:05:53.280 If you ran an AI on that, it could replicate him perfectly every time.

01:05:56.840 Dude, he's been, he's had, he's had public.

01:05:59.720 You don't think you're having an average model based on Jones?

01:06:01.300 I fucking transcribed all of his broadcasts for the last fucking 30 years.

01:06:05.520 Dude, that's what I'm saying.

01:06:06.220 It's been, it's been, yeah, 30 years of on public air.

01:06:09.600 It's, like.

01:06:09.840 That's why Chase still has a job.

01:06:11.320 He's, like, listen, motherfucker.

01:06:11.960 I can make you say anything.

01:06:13.800 What's the word he says most?

01:06:14.680 I can tell you right now that when Alex Jones dies, he will still be covering the news every day.

01:06:18.620 And it'll be.

01:06:21.520 That's our hint.

01:06:22.420 That nigga's been dead for fucking three years.

01:06:24.760 Either way, man, whoever this guy is, it's fucking cool.

01:06:29.260 Hey, it's, like, hey, the checks keep coming in.

01:06:32.860 So I'm just going to keep doing it until the checks stop.

01:06:35.860 They eventually start rolling out, like, a clearly obvious fake Alex.

01:06:39.560 He's, like, I'm Alex Jones.

01:06:41.180 And, like, whatever, man.

01:06:41.880 Just keep the fucking paychecks coming.

01:06:43.160 If it works for Joe Biden, it works for Alex Jones.

01:06:46.220 It's actually great because then, like, if he died, if he's technically dead, he wouldn't

01:06:49.480 have to pay those stupid kids anymore.

01:06:51.500 So then.

01:06:53.440 Fuck those kids.

01:06:54.720 Now, I might get fired if I talk about that.

01:06:59.800 That's one I would recommend you just.

01:07:01.340 I'm not going to make any comments.

01:07:04.480 My lawyer will reach out to you about my comment on this situation.

01:07:08.400 If you comment on it, if you want, I'll just look at you.

01:07:13.480 Dude, that was the what.

01:07:14.620 I'm not going to go into it, but that was the fucking what.

01:07:16.480 Didn't Jose actually do a breakdown on the whole?

01:07:19.400 I think he did.

01:07:20.040 Go watch that.

01:07:20.660 It's probably pretty good.

01:07:21.220 Stop and you want to talk about Sandy Hook like him.

01:07:22.940 No, no, no, no, no.

01:07:24.260 I'm not going to do it.

01:07:25.180 I was like, guys, I really want to talk about this.

01:07:26.780 I'd really rather talk about Auschwitz.

01:07:27.900 Another fake fucking.

01:07:33.960 These guys are retarded.

01:07:39.360 It's all jokes, man.

01:07:41.860 Where did less kids die?

01:07:47.440 I'm teaching my daughter basic edition and it's like, no, anytime you put any number and

01:07:51.520 you add it with zero, it's the same number.

01:07:54.120 So it's just like, just replace zero with Auschwitz.

01:07:58.800 Think about it that way.

01:08:02.180 It's like, how many kid shoes were outside of Sandy Hook after it was done over?

01:08:06.900 Oh, my God.

01:08:08.740 I'm done.

01:08:10.280 I'm done.

01:08:10.840 All right.

01:08:11.460 Dismount.

01:08:11.880 Dismount.

01:08:12.300 Dismount.

01:08:12.620 I got to stop this.

01:08:13.320 You can talk about whatever you want.

01:08:14.300 All right, guys, let's bring it back to something nice.

01:08:18.280 Sandy Hook plus Holocaust still equals zero.

01:08:21.620 Just for the record, allegedly and also everything that the media reported on when it come to

01:08:26.820 that event, 100% accurate.

01:08:28.480 100% accurate.

01:08:29.240 100% true.

01:08:30.300 Now we've got mailbag.

01:08:31.280 I can't afford a billion dollar settlement, so I'm sticking to my store.

01:08:34.320 That's a thing.

01:08:38.900 This is a stupid amount of money.

01:08:41.360 I will say one fucking thing about it.

01:08:43.420 Oh, shit.

01:08:45.040 You ever looked up how much the family of the killer got sued for?

01:08:50.260 Oh, yeah.

01:08:50.700 It was like $1.5 million, I think.

01:08:53.380 Holy shit.

01:08:53.980 They sued Alex Jones for like 1,500 times more than the family who actually.

01:08:58.580 It's fucking retarded.

01:08:59.920 It's retarded.

01:09:00.600 It's not even fucking.

01:09:01.540 And for the record, the family shouldn't be held responsible either because they didn't

01:09:05.520 do it.

01:09:06.100 Yeah, they should.

01:09:06.620 They got sued for like 70 mil or something.

01:09:08.760 God.

01:09:10.900 Our justice system is broken.

01:09:12.340 Especially, by the way, I sent in a story that said that there was a, I think in Pennsylvania,

01:09:19.140 a former convict is now a judge.

01:09:22.740 Like he was a legit convict and now he's a judge in Pennsylvania.

01:09:27.620 All the other judges just haven't been locked up yet.

01:09:29.340 Of course he's a black guy, but I looked it up.

01:09:30.920 His convictions were related to hazing that he performed on women who were rushing a sorority

01:09:38.100 when he was a member of a frat at Penn State.

01:09:39.720 Oh, fucking awesome.

01:09:41.060 Yes, I was like, yeah.

01:09:43.020 I'm like, make a judge jury.

01:09:44.960 You ever watch Ace Her on Pornhub?

01:09:47.500 That was a guy!

01:09:51.740 Dude, now he's a fucking judge!

01:09:56.720 Oh, my God.

01:09:57.920 All right, what does Mark Vestibule have to say?

01:10:00.140 Oh, mailbag, mailbag.

01:10:01.340 Mark Vestibule says, Clint, you're, you say you're on death's door, you've had multiple

01:10:06.440 rounds of chemo, well, you're already bald, and other experimental treatments have ravaged

01:10:11.580 your body, but nothing has worked.

01:10:13.640 Can you still be toed in a fight?

01:10:15.940 Yeah.

01:10:16.120 Oh, that, jeez.

01:10:18.460 You're talking-

01:10:18.900 I don't know, man.

01:10:19.120 I don't know, man.

01:10:19.360 Emaciated Clint.

01:10:21.180 It sounds easy, but-

01:10:22.440 I'm still 6'1", bro.

01:10:23.600 It's not easy.

01:10:24.660 Yeah, but I would outweigh you.

01:10:26.420 But you're like, what's his name in The Machinist?

01:10:32.360 Christian Bale.

01:10:33.140 Christian Bale.

01:10:33.680 Christian Bale.

01:10:33.740 The Machinist.

01:10:34.100 That's what you look like.

01:10:35.140 Christian Bale and The Machinist?

01:10:36.540 Fuck's toed up.

01:10:37.280 Dude, you look like Matthew McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club.

01:10:40.680 That's another one, yeah, too, yeah.

01:10:42.020 Like, here's the kind of weakness.

01:10:43.120 Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club?

01:10:45.000 Fuck's toed up.

01:10:45.620 Full-blown AIDS.

01:10:46.880 You're having trouble in your joints to keep your arms together.

01:10:50.700 Like, when you move.

01:10:51.500 Then I'm in trouble.

01:10:52.700 Then I'm in trouble.

01:10:52.980 What do you mean?

01:10:53.840 Like, his arms could just fall out of sock-

01:10:55.820 No, no, he's saying fucking-

01:10:56.780 That's how weak you are.

01:10:57.980 Well, you're talking about Toad, right?

01:10:59.660 Because Toad literally-

01:11:00.160 Yeah, that's true.

01:11:01.160 Toad literally broke his fucking arm before the show started.

01:11:04.140 He was like, oh, better pop that back in.

01:11:05.760 Look, here's the reality.

01:11:07.200 As long as my-

01:11:09.000 As long as I live-

01:11:10.620 As long as my heart is beating hot red blood through my veins.

01:11:14.460 As long as there's breath in my lungs.

01:11:17.040 As long as my joints and my tendons are still functioning and I can fucking fire a jab, Toad's done.

01:11:22.540 If I just have a jab, Toad is totally fucked forever.

01:11:26.300 Can we imagine that fight?

01:11:27.440 Like, that's like an old man fight.

01:11:29.000 And it's hilarious.

01:11:31.180 What's that?

01:11:31.720 Look, I'm-

01:11:32.340 Have you guys all been in a fight before?

01:11:34.120 No, I've never-

01:11:34.900 Oh, I think only-

01:11:36.100 Well, definitely me and Toad have not been in a fight.

01:11:40.380 Yes, I have.

01:11:41.420 I've been in a fuck ton of fights.

01:11:42.760 Yeah, Raven is like a professional street fighter.

01:11:46.780 No shit.

01:11:47.740 Have you been in like a real fight though?

01:11:49.080 Or like, just like the fucking, like, competition fight?

01:11:51.420 No, I've been in a lot of-

01:11:52.720 No, I didn't-

01:11:53.240 I once killed a man.

01:11:55.120 I did bash a dude in the face with a pipe before.

01:11:58.300 I've been in a lot of fights.

01:11:59.500 A lot of fights, yeah.

01:12:00.860 I've never-

01:12:01.480 I've never tried to, you know, actually end someone like Raven has.

01:12:05.600 No, I never tried to end him.

01:12:07.360 I'm only 5'7".

01:12:08.400 Everything is a fucking disadvantage to me.

01:12:10.760 So I gotta grab things-

01:12:11.320 Bro, you swing a pipe at someone's melon, you're trying to end them.

01:12:13.960 Dude got back up.

01:12:15.280 He got right back up.

01:12:16.540 That's actually assault with a deadly weapon.

01:12:18.380 That's legitimately assault with a deadly weapon with a lead pipe.

01:12:21.260 You can judge.

01:12:22.200 Okay, Jew.

01:12:23.600 We're just admitting to crimes on this shit.

01:12:25.700 I was fine.

01:12:26.520 Wait, Chase, you said you were-

01:12:28.500 Were you a fighter?

01:12:29.300 Were you like a-

01:12:30.100 No, I was never-

01:12:30.780 I've never been in a fight in my entire life.

01:12:32.080 I have hemophilia, dude.

01:12:33.520 I always got fucking out of shit.

01:12:34.980 You got what?

01:12:36.280 Are you inbred, bro?

01:12:38.320 No.

01:12:39.380 Are you inbred?

01:12:40.300 Are you inbred?

01:12:41.580 Are you inbred?

01:12:41.600 Are you inbred?

01:12:41.680 My parents aren't cousins.

01:12:44.020 Are you from the royal family?

01:12:46.240 Chase, I'm the same exact way.

01:12:47.580 I was never-

01:12:48.200 The closest I've gotten to a fight is basically some either doing BJJ, like a class, and just

01:12:54.240 doing some sparring with a guy, or doing a little bit of wrestling with somebody.

01:12:58.640 Besides that, I always got out of it by just being funny.

01:13:02.620 Don't you regularly fight your wife?

01:13:04.200 I did that a lot.

01:13:04.980 I don't fight.

01:13:07.060 Cole walks into the building, and he goes, ah, BJJ.

01:13:11.320 I totally misunderstood.

01:13:14.800 Wait.

01:13:15.560 Wait, a bunch of guys rolling around?

01:13:17.480 I'm into it.

01:13:18.240 Okay.

01:13:19.420 He's like, this isn't exactly what I was looking for, but I'll go ahead.

01:13:24.440 But yeah, that was me.

01:13:25.220 I was never into fighting.

01:13:26.920 I was like, I mean, I think I told him before.

01:13:29.700 I think I even cried because I got bullied in school.

01:13:31.780 Top, you've been in fights, right?

01:13:32.640 New York, you had to have.

01:13:33.900 Yeah.

01:13:34.440 A couple.

01:13:35.100 I did physically throw one guy out of my house when I had a house party in college one

01:13:39.100 time.

01:13:39.780 Nice.

01:13:40.280 How'd you do?

01:13:40.740 You picked him up over your head?

01:13:41.760 Yeah, he was real small.

01:13:43.060 And I was like, I asked him to leave my house, and then I saw him still there 15 minutes later,

01:13:46.680 and I threw him out.

01:13:47.160 What was his name, Toad?

01:13:48.540 Chase, I'm sorry.

01:13:49.960 Toad is definitely small.

01:13:51.620 I don't know.

01:13:52.260 I feel like Toad would be hard to lift over your head because I feel like he's very dense.

01:13:55.760 I am.

01:13:56.480 No, I don't think he's very dense.

01:13:58.040 I think the weight is just oddly distributed.

01:14:00.640 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:01.040 That's true.

01:14:01.380 It's actually, yeah.

01:14:02.620 It's like picking up like a huge thing of sand.

01:14:05.780 Yeah, it's more like picking up.

01:14:07.120 It just kind of moves.

01:14:08.280 Dude, I know what Lainey needs to do for the next edit.

01:14:10.400 I think Lainey needs to do like a Star Fox 64 reboot where Toad is like one of the fucking

01:14:15.460 pilots.

01:14:16.660 With cuts to the pilots.

01:14:18.240 For Tom doing shit, you know?

01:14:20.180 Yeah, it's more like picking up like a waterbed.

01:14:24.240 No, you're like a fucking bowling pin.

01:14:25.200 That's kind of what it's like.

01:14:26.400 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:27.160 All his organs just shift to one side.

01:14:29.700 He's a bowling pin filled with water is what he is.

01:14:33.300 That's what Toad is.

01:14:34.360 Like his whole body.

01:14:35.460 You pick him up from the middle, all of the weight from his stomach goes to his

01:14:38.280 head and his feet.

01:14:39.720 And you can suddenly like squeeze his middle like all the weight is all on the other side

01:14:45.220 like a water balloon.

01:14:46.500 I'm not fat.

01:14:47.560 My weight is just weirdly distributed.

01:14:49.300 There is a frog pilot Star Fox.

01:14:51.160 That's true.

01:14:51.900 I think he was on the edit.

01:14:53.460 They turned the frog gay.

01:14:57.920 That's me.

01:14:59.180 His name was Slippy.

01:15:00.800 You're right.

01:15:01.440 I remember that.

01:15:01.900 They're on your tail.

01:15:04.360 Slippy, they're in you.

01:15:05.940 Oh, my God.

01:15:06.920 Oh, yeah.

01:15:08.960 Hanif Johnson.

01:15:10.120 That's such a great look at this guy.

01:15:11.800 This guy looks like a criminal.

01:15:13.020 So stop it.

01:15:13.580 Hanif Johnson.

01:15:14.140 Yeah.

01:15:14.480 Went from three jail sentences to become Pennsylvania's youngest judge.

01:15:18.480 And like if you read it.

01:15:19.740 He looks surprised to be there.

01:15:21.140 Yeah, he does.

01:15:22.500 He's like, he's like, why, what, why, why am, why is I on this side of the stand?

01:15:27.360 How can he give a sentence if he can't even form a sentence?

01:15:33.460 Yeah, this guy cashes his check.

01:15:38.600 He cashes his check from the fucking court at one of those cash spots.

01:15:43.980 Yeah.

01:15:44.760 He goes to Amscott.

01:15:46.320 And then there's an ABC liquor right next door.

01:15:50.320 And he just goes right over to him.

01:15:51.260 He just posted up outside of there.

01:15:52.400 I got to be in the courtroom in a couple hours.

01:15:54.020 But I'm posting up real quick.

01:15:56.600 You know what, David?

01:15:57.400 David actually told me a story.

01:15:58.740 You called me just on the phone to tell me the story.

01:16:02.100 Yeah.

01:16:02.600 I went to a corner store recently, like a bodega.

01:16:06.260 And I'm from the hood.

01:16:07.440 And so I was displaced for a while.

01:16:09.860 But I went to this bodega.

01:16:11.660 And as I'm coming out of it, I'm not going to lie to you.

01:16:14.640 And this is not even a fucking joke.

01:16:16.620 Like I was, I felt the urge to like post up outside.

01:16:21.680 To just like lean up against the wall and hang out outside.

01:16:25.200 I'm not going to lie.

01:16:25.880 I just got back and what you guys saw me drinking, what looks like fancy liquor, I bought a 40.

01:16:32.880 And I've been drinking malt liquor in a silk robe.

01:16:37.320 Mad dog.

01:16:37.660 Old English.

01:16:38.140 I mean, yeah, old English, old English.

01:16:39.940 Because there's a dog on it.

01:16:41.140 No shit, old English.

01:16:42.680 Yeah.

01:16:43.760 That's fucking hilarious.

01:16:44.980 Drunkest I've ever been, we did Edwards 40 hands.

01:16:48.380 And I did two.

01:16:48.860 Oh my God.

01:16:49.500 I've done it.

01:16:50.160 Yeah, I've done it.

01:16:50.700 I did two steel reserves.

01:16:52.160 And I projectile vomited in a way that like no human being should be capable.

01:16:55.880 It was, it was incredible.

01:16:57.480 That is incredible.

01:16:58.320 By the way, I bet you that.

01:16:59.460 Yeah, I did.

01:17:00.120 I finished him and then I fucking like passed the fuck out.

01:17:02.260 But please don't glance.

01:17:03.040 I bet you that judge is just like, yo, what up cuz?

01:17:05.500 Like every, every single person that comes in.

01:17:07.440 He daps up the defendant.

01:17:08.880 I'm going to accuse myself.

01:17:09.980 I'm going to accuse myself.

01:17:11.560 We're just going to let, we're going to let David get away with the fact that he's just a fucking piece of shit.

01:17:16.260 Like, I like it.

01:17:17.280 We already know it.

01:17:17.880 Oh, wait, wait, wait.

01:17:18.380 Is this breaking news to you, Tom?

01:17:20.480 Look at what I'm saying, dude.

01:17:21.480 He's in a white beer.

01:17:22.180 My podcast husband.

01:17:23.500 This man is a Puerto Rican drug dealer.

01:17:25.140 You have put yourself in bed with a Puerto Rican drug dealer.

01:17:27.940 And you're like, is everybody just going to like let this pass these pieces of shit?

01:17:30.620 We just got there.

01:17:31.400 We're like, has anybody ever been to a fight?

01:17:33.380 I'm like, yeah, I hit a man with a pipe.

01:17:34.600 And they're like, all right, so anyway.

01:17:37.420 Hits a man with pipes, drinks old English.

01:17:39.520 Yeah, whatever.

01:17:40.060 This man is a cocaine dealer in Miami.

01:17:41.780 I've fucking seen him.

01:17:42.740 I don't think we talked about it, but I know I mentioned it in our group chat, is that

01:17:48.320 I was watching the NBA playoffs, and they played, I'm not lying, it was an ad for Hennessy

01:17:55.340 margaritas.

01:17:56.540 And it was like during the NBA playoffs.

01:17:59.460 I was like, this is the biggest on-the-nose thing.

01:18:02.420 And I was like, I've never seen a Hennessy ad before in my life.

01:18:05.140 You know what I noticed, too?

01:18:06.080 Ever since they SJWed professional sports, there's a lot more advertisements to the black

01:18:12.920 people that are watching, because I think a lot of the other people have just tuned the

01:18:15.760 fuck out.

01:18:16.520 So they are really targeting that now.

01:18:19.080 I like it, because I think it's fucking hilarious.

01:18:21.520 Dude, I laughed my ass off, dude.

01:18:23.740 I saw it, and I was like, there's no way this is real.

01:18:26.140 There's no way.

01:18:26.760 It was literally like a, yes.

01:18:29.060 Oh, my God.

01:18:30.300 Diana Taylor and Hennessy margaritas.

01:18:31.640 This bitch is already exhausting.

01:18:34.000 How the fuck do you even make a margaritas?

01:18:35.840 Yeah, a margarita out of Hennessy has to suck.

01:18:42.740 And literally only black people?

01:18:44.420 When was the last time you saw a black guy do landscaping?

01:18:49.280 Bro, when was the last time you saw a black guy drink Hennessy out of anything but the

01:18:53.880 fucking bottle?

01:18:57.400 I can't remember the last time I saw a black guy.

01:19:01.440 But like, I saw that, and I was like, this is the ad.

01:19:05.020 Like, oh, and then also, yeah, the Hennessy NBA basketball.

01:19:08.260 This was, Tom actually saw this in person.

01:19:11.220 Wait, wait.

01:19:11.520 Wait, can we go around and ask when was the last time?

01:19:14.520 I fucking should have bought it.

01:19:15.560 When was the last time everybody had Hennessy?

01:19:18.080 I don't think I've ever had Hennessy.

01:19:20.360 I, when I used to drink Hennessy.

01:19:22.640 Probably once.

01:19:23.240 10 years ago, probably.

01:19:26.300 I would, me and my friends would say, you want to, do you want to drink tonight?

01:19:29.800 You want to drink tonight?

01:19:30.900 And then if you were going to drink Henny, they say, you want to do Henny.

01:19:34.560 And it's like, yeah, you want to do Henny tonight?

01:19:37.200 Or do you want to drink Patron?

01:19:38.060 Like, it's better than alcohol?

01:19:39.680 It's not better.

01:19:40.520 It's fucking different.

01:19:41.580 It makes you feel black.

01:19:43.260 That's why black people drink it.

01:19:44.600 It's some other shit.

01:19:45.680 It's not, it's not necessarily alcohol.

01:19:48.440 I never.

01:19:48.640 Can you tell me what it means?

01:19:49.940 It would be different than if I got fucked up on a bunch of beers.

01:19:52.640 Oh, yeah, 100%.

01:19:53.660 Can I just tell you, I did Hennessy.

01:19:55.060 What does it mean to feel black?

01:19:56.760 It's like, it's like fucked up on a bunch of beers.

01:19:58.840 You sit down, you watch some NASCAR.

01:20:00.440 Like, fucked up on Hennessy, you go out and you steal a car.

01:20:03.100 No, you go out and you post up in front of your fucking corner store.

01:20:06.160 That's what you do.

01:20:07.460 Post up.

01:20:08.820 I did Hennessy less than a month ago.

01:20:11.900 How was it?

01:20:13.140 It's just fine.

01:20:13.800 How was it?

01:20:14.580 It's like, I beat my wife.

01:20:18.060 He's like, you remember that dude in the head with the pipe?

01:20:20.500 Yeah, that was it.

01:20:23.860 It's not bad.

01:20:26.760 It's some dude with the pipe, no problem.

01:20:28.820 I like a cognac.

01:20:29.820 Cognac's good sometimes.

01:20:31.040 But the whole thing of the margarita, like, they don't know how.

01:20:34.560 You 100% look like a dude who likes cognac.

01:20:37.400 Yeah, it's good.

01:20:38.680 I want to ask, why?

01:20:39.820 Like a fortified wine?

01:20:41.480 Why did Hennessy and black people, like, conjoin?

01:20:45.160 What happened?

01:20:45.920 Tupac, motherfucker.

01:20:47.040 Is it really just because of Tupac?

01:20:48.740 Oh, yeah, 100%.

01:20:49.740 Wow, Hennessy's good.

01:20:51.460 See, the hip-hop industry has a really interesting relationship with liquor.

01:20:55.720 So if you think back to Cavassier, if you think back to Ciroc, if you think back to Hennessy, they have the ability.

01:21:02.880 Did you know that Cavassier actually asked, it was like a cease and desist, they asked rappers to stop talking about their liquor.

01:21:09.840 Because Cavassier used to be a respected liquor brand.

01:21:12.880 And then they were like, all these niggers are drinking fucking liquor.

01:21:17.360 We're associated with it.

01:21:20.540 Real shit, the reason.

01:21:21.340 Please stop singing about Build Back Better.

01:21:22.580 The real reason that liquor started to be pushed so hard, particularly in the late 90s, because you would have Biggie, they would all be holding Bacardi.

01:21:32.060 You remember Bacardi and Rum?

01:21:33.120 Yeah.

01:21:33.580 Black people popularized that to my generation.

01:21:36.260 But before that, the reason that the liquor companies knew about that was because Boys in the Hood popularized 40s.

01:21:42.020 40s became, because it used to just be a hood thing.

01:21:44.760 And then all the kids that loved Boys in the Hood started drinking 40s.

01:21:47.420 Because it was just cheap?

01:21:48.220 It was $3, yeah.

01:21:49.380 Conspiracy time, all right?

01:21:50.680 This shit is so gay that probably higher-ups in the liquor companies are getting buttfucked by whoever P. Diddy has.

01:21:59.600 That's like the chain, because they can move your liquor.

01:22:03.700 It's not like these black people are.

01:22:04.700 They're like Somalia's of vodka.

01:22:06.300 Dude, alcohol is gay.

01:22:07.500 Holy shit.

01:22:08.000 Somalia's of vodka.

01:22:08.780 They just drink whatever.

01:22:10.000 They drink whatever the rapper says is coolest.

01:22:11.980 Oh, I forgot about Colt 45.

01:22:13.600 What about Junior?

01:22:14.180 Yeah.

01:22:14.600 It's another malt liquor.

01:22:16.780 Something like that.

01:22:18.120 The power of Colt 45.

01:22:19.500 The power to pull white women, by the way.

01:22:24.260 Did you notice that?

01:22:25.360 It's just telling black people, Colt 45 helps you pull white bitches.

01:22:29.000 And their tagline is, it works every time.

01:22:32.500 What does it work at?

01:22:33.820 Did you just get them rampant?

01:22:34.920 I wish they had, dude, dude, I really wish they had Bill Cosby do that ad instead.

01:22:40.660 And going back and looking on that would be the, it works every time.

01:22:44.340 The best are the OJ Simpson ads.

01:22:46.700 You know that OJ Simpson used to be like the Avis guy?

01:22:49.260 Dude, he used to, dude, he was like, oh God.

01:22:51.340 He did a bunch of companies, but like, it's just, it's just crazy to see like a double murder

01:22:55.440 just like pimp shit.

01:22:56.700 Well, because, um, because, um, uh, what her fucking name?

01:23:00.180 The guy, the girl she killed, uh, his wife, Nicole Brown, her, her parents owned Avis.

01:23:07.260 Dude, that's trippy.

01:23:08.680 I didn't know that.

01:23:09.480 Is it?

01:23:09.740 He caught, he caught her cheating, right?

01:23:11.780 That was the whole shit.

01:23:12.920 No, they were already, no, they were already.

01:23:14.960 No, the guy that he killed was a friend of hers.

01:23:17.380 They were already split.

01:23:18.620 It was already like done.

01:23:19.540 Like he, and he cheated on her all the time.

01:23:21.900 He cheated.

01:23:22.500 He, he married her because he cheated on his wife with her.

01:23:24.920 Are we going to pretend that it's not okay for a man to cheat on his wife, but it's not

01:23:28.900 okay.

01:23:29.380 Like, that's what I was confused.

01:23:30.300 I thought we were all cool here.

01:23:31.840 It was Hertz.

01:23:32.460 It was Hertz.

01:23:32.980 Yeah.

01:23:33.160 It wasn't Avis.

01:23:33.640 It was Hertz.

01:23:35.400 He's a good looking dude too.

01:23:40.840 I like him.

01:23:41.540 Charismatic.

01:23:43.280 I mean, I'm running from Hertz right now.

01:23:45.300 I want to hang out with him outside of a corner store.

01:23:47.580 I don't know.

01:23:48.040 I drink a fucking 40 with him.

01:23:50.680 So are we dissecting?

01:23:51.740 The best vehicle to slowly outrun the cops.

01:23:54.320 We're dissecting black culture right now.

01:23:56.060 Is that what we're doing?

01:23:57.380 Yes.

01:23:57.780 I actually, because I was very confused on like why, like I hear, like always hear about

01:24:02.000 Hennessy.

01:24:02.860 Yeah.

01:24:03.100 And then like, someone said Crown Royal.

01:24:05.580 Crown Royal was another one that they like, which I've tried.

01:24:08.180 It wasn't as successful.

01:24:09.500 Cristal was a big one.

01:24:10.700 Cavassier was a big one.

01:24:12.040 Bacardi.

01:24:13.020 Bacardi was done by, by, what's the, what's the Jamaican music?

01:24:18.040 Reggae.

01:24:18.660 Bacardi was popularized by big reggae artists.

01:24:21.740 Big reggae.

01:24:22.680 Big reggae.

01:24:24.240 Big reggae.

01:24:25.080 He's coming down.

01:24:26.500 I love it, man.

01:24:27.340 Yeah.

01:24:27.660 Serac was.

01:24:28.420 Big ska came before big reggae.

01:24:30.160 I'm just going to put that up there.

01:24:30.880 Big reggae is Top's worst nightmare.

01:24:33.000 I actually really like, I like reggae.

01:24:35.560 Top's worst.

01:24:36.220 Top, Top went to Jamaican and was like, I cannot wait to hear some good reggae music and he

01:24:42.080 gets down there.

01:24:42.840 Top went to Jamaica, looked around and was like, look what big reggae did to this place.

01:24:48.380 Have you ever been to Jamaica, Chase?

01:24:50.400 Yeah.

01:24:50.980 I went to Jamaica for like one day on a cruise.

01:24:53.440 Did you hate it?

01:24:53.860 I mean, it was, it was very not rememberable.

01:24:58.500 I mean, when I think of Jamaica, I think of cool runnings.

01:25:00.680 I don't even think about my own time.

01:25:01.580 No, dog.

01:25:02.100 All right.

01:25:02.600 Everybody here, go to Jamaica, go there for a couple of days, go on as many excursions

01:25:07.320 as you can.

01:25:08.020 Is it cheap, by the way?

01:25:09.000 I feel like it should be cheap.

01:25:10.200 It's not cheap.

01:25:10.920 It's a shithole country, but it's expensive.

01:25:13.000 Everyone wants it.

01:25:13.800 I don't want to do the whole fucking Jamaica thing again.

01:25:15.800 No, I'm saying, I'm saying like, I'm saying like to get there and then like, you're like

01:25:19.840 not everything you have to spend because everybody wants tips.

01:25:21.860 This is how crazy it is.

01:25:23.000 Yeah.

01:25:23.280 Everybody demands.

01:25:23.820 Look up a flight to Jamaica.

01:25:24.640 Look up a flight to Jamaica right now.

01:25:26.260 None of them land from 12 to 12, like at night.

01:25:29.600 Whereas most airports go all the time.

01:25:31.900 Jamaica is a place where you should be.

01:25:33.400 They can't get motherfuckers to work.

01:25:35.420 I swear to God.

01:25:36.960 So they're only open.

01:25:37.960 They're nooners.

01:25:39.200 They're nooners.

01:25:39.740 We close when the sun's down.

01:25:40.920 They're fucking nooners.

01:25:42.960 Nooners.

01:25:43.400 Honestly, that's the greatest part about living in the hood is if you just wake up early,

01:25:47.900 you can run all your errands and not get stabbed.

01:25:52.160 It's actually a really safe part of town in the morning.

01:25:54.800 It's in the morning.

01:25:56.000 Yeah.

01:25:56.400 It's like 2 p.m.

01:25:57.840 Oh, boy.

01:25:58.560 I've been working overtime.

01:26:01.160 Not only are they nooners, but their entire country is built backwards.

01:26:04.300 I choose the bear over Jamaica.

01:26:08.620 God damn it.

01:26:09.580 That's good.

01:26:10.080 Oh, shit.

01:26:11.400 They are who we thought they were.

01:26:13.400 All right.

01:26:17.120 Next question.

01:26:17.860 That was in reference to the Chicago Bears as well.

01:26:20.120 Oh, my God.

01:26:20.660 That was a question.

01:26:21.740 Holy shit.

01:26:22.540 It's all tied together, man.

01:26:26.640 All right.

01:26:27.920 What do we got here?

01:26:28.660 We already answered that.

01:26:30.900 Next.

01:26:31.220 I mean, even though we didn't answer it because the only one.

01:26:34.600 Yo, I'm team Kendrick.

01:26:35.920 Kendrick lit him on fire.

01:26:36.980 He said, he said, you're a certified pedophile.

01:26:39.100 That lyric will live in infamy.

01:26:41.020 Not to mention, he put it to a summer bop that people are going to be banging all summer.

01:26:45.380 It is a legit.

01:26:46.700 Let's go around the morning.

01:26:47.240 Kendrick hasn't put up a fucking banger for a very long time.

01:26:49.500 It's going to be one of his top songs over the past couple of years.

01:26:52.660 Drake is fucking in serious trouble.

01:26:54.380 He should have never challenged.

01:26:55.660 He just loves black culture.

01:26:57.600 I don't give a fuck about black on black rhymes.

01:27:03.900 Toad, what are we thinking?

01:27:06.600 Without knowing anything about this, really, except we know that Drake has a huge cock and

01:27:10.660 he is a pedophile and a Satanist.

01:27:13.120 But Kendrick Lamar, I don't know if he's a pedophile or not.

01:27:15.500 We know he's definitely a Satanist based on that Super Bowl halftime show that he did.

01:27:19.600 So it's a tough choice.

01:27:21.000 I guess I'll go with the guy that we don't know for sure whether or not he's a pedophile.

01:27:24.380 So Kendrick Lamar, I guess, is the winner.

01:27:27.080 I think, honestly, I think the best defense that Drake has for himself right now is that

01:27:31.400 Millie Bobby Brown is still alive.

01:27:32.980 Because if you've seen Drake's dick, you would know if he had done that, she would not be

01:27:37.960 alive.

01:27:38.940 That's fucking a great defense.

01:27:41.100 Yeah.

01:27:41.580 Hey, hey, Drake called his dick the Demogorgon.

01:27:44.800 Now we know why they called her 11.

01:27:49.220 Yo, but his dick is like 25 inches.

01:27:52.580 Yeah.

01:27:53.000 Damn.

01:27:54.380 But that was a great 11 inches.

01:27:56.740 Nicole, what are your thoughts on it?

01:27:57.840 His dick would be like fucking one of those like syrup traps in an Eggo waffle, man.

01:28:01.540 What the fuck are you talking about?

01:28:02.840 He would just wreck it.

01:28:04.080 I have no idea.

01:28:05.240 Oh, because 11 liked Eggo waffles.

01:28:07.860 But like I...

01:28:08.340 Wow.

01:28:09.540 Toad, shame on you.

01:28:10.920 Dude.

01:28:11.140 By the way, y'all missed it because I made a strange thing.

01:28:14.460 I said that she called Drake's dick the Demogorgon.

01:28:18.100 But I mean...

01:28:19.600 It was a deep cut too.

01:28:22.400 But honestly...

01:28:23.600 He took her to the upside down.

01:28:24.920 I hope they both die.

01:28:27.880 Like, or I don't know what...

01:28:28.960 I hope they both just like...

01:28:30.380 But like, I'm going off the board here and I feel like they both should perish.

01:28:35.840 I like it.

01:28:37.120 To me, like...

01:28:38.160 He wants to quit.

01:28:47.080 How many...

01:28:48.080 Johnny Cochran in an alternate dimension.

01:28:50.720 Do you imagine?

01:28:51.380 Johnny Cochran?

01:28:52.860 I knew you were going to make that joke.

01:28:54.300 Johnny Cochran.

01:28:56.740 How many albums has Kendrick put out about this issue?

01:29:00.580 Like three or two?

01:29:02.420 They're not called albums.

01:29:03.420 They're singles.

01:29:03.920 You absolute fucker.

01:29:04.640 I thought he put...

01:29:05.160 No, I thought he put out a whole album.

01:29:07.120 He's a fucking hick.

01:29:07.460 No, he's put out four diss tracks to Drake's four, I think.

01:29:11.680 Oh, so it's four v four?

01:29:13.000 Okay.

01:29:13.280 I was going to say I was going to go for the guy that has done it less.

01:29:15.820 Because I feel like the less you have to be like...

01:29:18.160 I feel like you should just put out one.

01:29:20.400 I feel like this whole thing of like...

01:29:21.420 No, no, no.

01:29:21.540 This is a battle, dude.

01:29:22.900 It's diss track and then the other person drops another diss track.

01:29:26.480 Isn't this diss tracks forever?

01:29:27.720 You could just phone call.

01:29:28.680 You could call him.

01:29:30.800 Hey, I know you're fucking Millie Bobby Brown.

01:29:32.840 Isn't that like a...

01:29:34.220 Isn't there like a two-pack song?

01:29:35.900 Which one is there?

01:29:36.840 There is a phone call at the beginning.

01:29:38.600 Hold on a second.

01:29:38.920 Wait up, wait up, wait up, wait up, wait up.

01:29:40.160 Guys, think about it.

01:29:41.620 Like we say that rap is gay all the time.

01:29:43.860 But think about how gay that shit is.

01:29:45.280 I got a problem with you, David.

01:29:46.880 Me and you got a problem, right?

01:29:49.020 And maybe I'll call you and tell you about my problem.

01:29:51.740 Maybe I'll air it out on air.

01:29:52.700 No, I'm going to call my producer.

01:29:54.560 No, I'm going to write a poem.

01:29:55.940 I'm going to write a poem about it.

01:29:56.860 I'm going to sit down and write a poem about it.

01:29:58.360 Yeah.

01:29:59.080 That shit is gay.

01:30:00.200 I like it.

01:30:03.820 Dreams and nightmares.

01:30:05.040 I think it's some 21st century renaissance man type of shit.

01:30:07.760 All right?

01:30:07.980 It's not just what happens in rap though, man.

01:30:09.980 Like Alex Jones and William Cooper.

01:30:12.240 Like Alex Jones and Glenn Beck.

01:30:13.700 You can go back and there are like these broadcast beefs and shit too.

01:30:16.640 That's true.

01:30:17.920 It's just that the white man.

01:30:20.040 Bill Cooper and Alex Jones.

01:30:21.040 But no, Cole's also right though.

01:30:22.460 On these old like 90s rap albums, they would have like random tracks in there that were like phone calls.

01:30:27.840 Yeah, phone calls.

01:30:28.520 Yeah.

01:30:29.580 Admitting to murders.

01:30:30.520 I used to like what Eminem would do where he would just have phone calls with his producer, Jimmy Iovine.

01:30:35.900 And he would just say, but it would be like Jimmy Iovine being like, please stop going in the parking lot and shooting your gun.

01:30:42.780 People are calling me and telling me you're shooting your gun.

01:30:45.740 All eyes on me.

01:30:47.120 So gay, dude.

01:30:48.680 No, this song is amazing.

01:30:49.780 Shut your fucking mouth.

01:30:50.340 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:30:53.700 That's a fucking bop right there.

01:30:56.040 By the way, this guy's gay too.

01:30:57.300 This nigga's gay too.

01:31:00.300 I can't stand Tupac.

01:31:02.280 That song is a banger.

01:31:03.120 Really?

01:31:03.380 I used to love Tupac.

01:31:04.920 You never heard Black Cotton.

01:31:07.400 That is a banger.

01:31:08.740 I was going to bring this up.

01:31:09.720 Have you seen this, Chase?

01:31:11.200 Has Alex seen this?

01:31:12.180 I love this guy.

01:31:12.540 I love this guy so much.

01:31:14.120 Foundering?

01:31:14.600 Yeah, Foundering?

01:31:16.200 This dude is fucking...

01:31:17.280 Play this.

01:31:17.780 I got to take a piss.

01:31:22.480 There once was a man who got his kicks impersonating Mr. Hicks.

01:31:29.280 Until one day he played another trick and said, my name is Alex Jones.

01:31:35.540 Let me show you how all this goes.

01:31:38.920 He spotted Bin Laden plotting something worse.

01:31:43.660 The old Bill Cooper saw it first.

01:31:46.720 And when those towers up and burst, they gunned for him to burn down.

01:31:52.560 Then Alex donned the crown.

01:31:57.300 He might have missed the mark on Y2K.

01:32:00.200 He might have missed the mark on Y2K.

01:32:02.880 He might have missed the mark on Y2K.

01:32:04.880 Anyway, this guy fucking rocks, dude.

01:32:07.640 I don't know.

01:32:09.960 Of course Toad likes this.

01:32:11.640 I love it, man.

01:32:12.860 I fucking love it.

01:32:14.320 I do like that.

01:32:15.060 I like a little ragtime.

01:32:16.280 You guys don't like that?

01:32:17.000 You're uncultured swine.

01:32:18.140 like i i've told this many times before i'm not a music man i like any anything like like i don't

01:32:25.180 like musical humor i don't like musical in general like i don't know it's just something i'm not

01:32:30.320 chase i feel like chase song and like it hits home you ever got goosebumps listening to a song

01:32:35.440 yes i do get goosebumps listening to a song but it doesn't make like i don't listen to it again

01:32:39.120 i'm just like there's nothing up here it's just a monkey clapping just ding ding do quick trips

01:32:45.660 on lsd and hears songs and like no god basically no i i remember i i do remember like i i i used to

01:32:52.000 uh tear up listening to um it's a country it's a country song um i think i just dropped it for

01:33:00.400 a producer it's like it's one of the greatest songs ever written oh no no i used to tear up listening

01:33:05.320 to um oh fuck what was that song like because i used to listen to a lot of country music because

01:33:10.040 i just that's the only thing i did like but now i don't even listen like i don't listen to music

01:33:13.280 at all like unless i'm at the gym and that's because you don't have an internal monologue so

01:33:17.060 you can't like enjoy the process no well i've talked about this before where i don't even i

01:33:21.200 don't even listen to the lyrics bro what is what is life why do we keep listening to what the fuck

01:33:25.840 are we doing because this is an amazing song i've been working a long time now i've been

01:33:31.660 working for free for nobody around this town you give a damn about me i've been slaving away all my

01:33:43.800 life do no whip in the chain just i don't know what this means just wait for the

01:33:49.320 can i convince y'all this is me yes if it were you if it were you i would fucking think you're the

01:34:16.280 coolest dude a lot don't you already this is you if you actually if you loved black people

01:34:22.700 this motherfucker loves black people how do you think how do you think black people but i can't

01:34:27.820 pay the bill look at this guy look at his face that's gonna be stuck in my head man yo this is

01:34:34.860 froggy fresh motherfucker you need to pull up froggy fresh like this shit is froggy fresh is the shit

01:34:39.920 almost 30 years old hell yeah see the chat knows they know who froggy fresh is

01:34:46.920 there we go the black people just don't see him that's why they don't beat him up that's right

01:35:02.800 crispy cream froggy fresh yes bro

01:35:12.800 all right that's enough that's enough that's enough of the fucking god damn it i love it

01:35:22.020 and i just become the music stream i'm very similar though to cold war i don't listen to music and i

01:35:29.260 realize somebody asked me um in our chase you don't i feel like chase don't listen to music

01:35:33.220 either i feel like he's look at he's a music kind of sewer you listen a lot of music god damn but

01:35:38.200 you just don't listen to black people music yeah yeah do you listen to classical music by black

01:35:43.240 people i mean i'll i'll listen to rock mononoff if i'm gonna listen to classical because it's epic

01:35:48.340 but i'm like i listen to like edm and shit man i like this oh yeah you're really white

01:35:53.540 i put shit on that like i can focus and like edit edit shit all day chase tell me the truth do you

01:36:01.640 jerk off to do host no but i do love that fucking song i actually by the way that's that's one of

01:36:07.960 my workout songs it actually i that's that's the one of the ones that i put on repeat when i'm in

01:36:12.460 the gym you know what i want to do i'm working on cloning his voice right now and translating all

01:36:17.820 the songs to english and then um making them about america instead of germany and then retracking it

01:36:22.880 over the fucking original wait is that is that is that what he's talking about i have like i don't

01:36:28.380 as a song about america i know i know this is not a love song i jerk off to sandstorm hell yeah

01:36:36.760 it's such a great oh i bet fucking yeah chase definitely fucks to drood sandstorm i'm not familiar

01:36:43.020 with sandstorm yes you are are you not bro this is this is the uh music episode i guess

01:36:52.160 copyright strikes all of you take the zero money bitches fucking like commentary

01:37:03.920 what you guys didn't know is i've been on ecstasy for this entire episode

01:37:08.100 it's all starting to make sense god this isn't

01:37:12.920 i think we got one more mailbag and then uh yeah one more bailbag and then we get out

01:37:20.900 here and do some little pluggy plugs at the end

01:37:23.100 oh god what the fuck okay the hell does that say

01:37:27.240 i don't even know what i'm even looking at here

01:37:29.780 brain damage says this shit

01:37:32.860 you ever be plowing some pie and you pull your dick out and there's some sort of cottage cheese

01:37:38.840 all over it that girl's burning you hear her yeast is rising if you got foreskin you could

01:37:44.340 technically get a yeast infection from this terrible

01:37:46.520 from munda cheese of the female variety this ever happen to anyone more like what's worst thing

01:37:53.120 that you ever saw on your pecker after plowing some pie what's the worst thing other than friction

01:37:58.800 blisters and menstrual soup you dig all right roll up your pink socks and get to work i don't i did not

01:38:04.780 this is this is a beautiful poem it's a it's a like a weird haiku

01:38:09.960 it was gay rap

01:38:13.440 was that slam poetry

01:38:15.140 it's it's what's the worst thing that's wound up on your dick after a fuck session

01:38:20.180 dude our viewers are the weirdest people on the planet

01:38:22.120 uh by the way the worst thing that i have had on my dick after fuck session was i'm pretty sure

01:38:26.860 in your dick right no no no no the worst thing that i actually have had on my dick is i'm pretty

01:38:31.040 sure it was part of the uh a dude's poop no no no it was uh she was she was on her period she was

01:38:37.560 on her period and i'm she was on her period and i'm pretty sure i got something of like the egg

01:38:45.680 that like dropped like you know his smile after was so fucking good he's just like a dude's poop

01:38:51.900 no i literally did have like a piece of like i don't know it looked like it looked like it looked

01:38:59.400 like you had some egg yeah it's like the women's egg like the actual

01:39:05.820 eggs are microscopic man it was big and it was like there's an actual fucking egg bro

01:39:12.780 it's a fucking blood clot or somewhere

01:39:15.880 it might have been a blood clot i might have got a blood clot on it actually that's what

01:39:20.280 now thinking that back about it it might have been a blood clot it was

01:39:23.060 starburst jelly bean

01:39:24.200 you know one of those eggs that you break into and it's all bloody and shit and the yolk is all bloody

01:39:30.840 it was it was it was like it was like this big it was like this big and it was like really dark

01:39:37.440 like it was like uh and i was like and i was like part of a fetus yeah i was like i didn't know what it

01:39:43.340 was and i was i mean with it looked just like so much anatomical knowledge what i believe it was

01:39:51.240 was it was just like it was just like a globule of like blood basically just like dry that's what

01:39:56.440 that's what chase said he said it was a blood clot and i said that makes sense it makes a lot more

01:40:00.440 sense because this whole time i thought it was like placenta or something i don't know it was very

01:40:05.000 i like how i like how toad actually was like he's like i'm gonna step up to the plate and give you

01:40:09.240 some actual factual information about the vagina and what can come come out of it i'm like oh yeah

01:40:14.040 sure we'll listen to that so go ahead everybody went quiet like we're like yes you have the floor professor

01:40:19.720 i already told you but apparently chase had already said it but i feel i feel like that's

01:40:25.640 probably the worst thing that's been on my penis after sex i can't even think of anything but i have

01:40:31.160 i have uh breastfed on a chick so same i don't think that was the question clint nope just wanted to brag

01:40:39.000 clint that's my man i i'm glad you know what i didn't know you were that kind of guy

01:40:43.320 and now i know you're that kind of guy just for the record up until i did that didn't know i was that

01:40:47.720 kind of guy you guys make fun of me for being that kind of guy how do you think clint got so

01:40:52.760 big he wasn't he had he had a six inch growth spurt at 35 because people literally look like

01:41:02.280 big babies i was as short as y'all until until i started getting that colostrum how did it taste

01:41:12.040 how did this happen clint go ahead break it down i gotta know was it was that in the lp convention

01:41:16.520 no no no no this is a long long time it was in georgia uh just like i was a baby actually it was

01:41:23.320 my mother some some single chick that i met and uh and we ended up hooking up and she had a

01:41:29.480 one-year-old and she was still breastfeeding and i was like let's see what's up move over kid

01:41:34.680 yeah no no no the kid wasn't there but i was just like let's see what this is all about and i was not

01:41:39.880 disappointed in fact i was shockingly into it did you do it like did you like just suck the titty or did

01:41:45.320 you actively like tell her like i'm gonna squeeze milk out and taste this and she said okay that's

01:41:49.800 no kids food but fine bro i didn't have to say nothing she was just like she was squirting in

01:41:54.280 your mouth she was like go to town brother did she go did she go like you need to be two inches

01:41:59.960 taller let's see she told her friends after she was like i hooked up with this guy and he started

01:42:03.480 drinking my breast milk it was weird but i didn't stop him i didn't know what to say i don't know there's a

01:42:07.800 a lot of she was like mommy's got you mommy's here everybody everybody in the comments is like

01:42:12.520 it's sweet it's so sweet taste yeah see they all know she says she starts petting my head this is

01:42:18.280 right after that was a cow this is why i started to shave my head she turned you into a baby up until

01:42:23.560 that moment clint still had a soft spot she solidified my skull you're saying toad toad do

01:42:32.360 you have a soft spot on your skull because david said that he said it as a joke and i was like he

01:42:35.960 probably does uh probably not he's like one i have like four that you burped clint put him down for a nap

01:42:44.280 clint definitely took a nap right

01:42:52.040 no lie it is it is it's it's very it's fun i like like as soon as you do it you're like oh

01:42:57.880 i see why the babies are into this it tastes good these babies are onto something oh i don't i don't

01:43:03.480 care the taste is the taste is irrelevant it doesn't matter it's the it's the i don't know

01:43:10.600 yeah you weren't doing it for the sexual for the baby about it no no no no no i'm talking about

01:43:15.480 for a grown-ass man doing it during sex no it's not about the taste it's about the yeah yeah the

01:43:20.040 taste is good i'm just saying it's not about the taste no for me you got it you got a different kink

01:43:25.560 than me i i we ain't vibing on the same way it's like we're both sucking on tits and clint's like but

01:43:31.560 you're you're weird it's like you're you're in tits this is delicious and you're like i'm

01:43:38.680 fucking hooking up with my mom some weird i was deprived of of the teeth as a baby so like i

01:43:44.920 needed to have it how do you know that what how do people know whether or not they were breastfed

01:43:51.720 or not like my mom told me i don't know so your mom literally went to you and was like hey just so

01:43:59.080 you know you never sucked on these yeah yeah basically you know what happened to your dad

01:44:06.680 his sister's a giant so your mom probably breastfed your sister and didn't breastfeed you and that's

01:44:12.040 like what happens well in fairness they probably thought he wouldn't make it to five six years old

01:44:16.200 with the nuns yeah she was like i'm not gonna waste this titty milk on it on him he's got the

01:44:21.880 typically like the greeks they would throw the babies off the cliff she was just like he's got the

01:44:25.800 fucking nooner he's a nooner he's not gonna like i was obviously more intelligent like upon birth though

01:44:31.480 because my first act as a newborn was was to piss on the doctor my sister's first act was to not know

01:44:38.040 how to breathe that's a lot of babies don't know how to breathe that's why they spank him on the

01:44:43.000 babies that's why they spank him first it's the arbiter of funny i know you told that as a joke

01:44:48.120 and two it was it was it was crazy to see you do two complete whiffs not one you were like miss and

01:44:54.600 then the next one you're like how about that he loads up too he loads up it's like it's like it's

01:44:59.240 like barry bonds just loading up back there and then and then like him swinging is just a complete whiff

01:45:04.120 he's the pitcher he's the pitcher we're the batter and he's just hitting us right in the eyeball

01:45:08.280 every time oh he's just he's just pegging us he's getting on first

01:45:11.880 what did you scoop out of a vagina with your penis that was terrible

01:45:18.520 normal shit man he's like my normal he's like my son yeah no

01:45:23.640 shit oh god i don't like that question so that's why i answered with the breastfeeding i think it'd be

01:45:28.360 funnier yeah i don't like how the question was even phrased it was crazy wait wait i know top

01:45:32.520 is something come i mean with the you're with jews like i'm with jews you got it that's gonna be

01:45:43.880 i don't know it's just nothing really the weirdest thing that i found also is like whenever you do

01:45:50.600 actually uh nut in a girl and then you pull your out and then it just pulls all the nut out on your

01:45:55.640 dick you know what i'm talking about that's probably the weirdest thing yeah when i when i lost my uh

01:46:01.880 virginity the first chick that i banged she made me put on um uh fingerless gloves like that were up to

01:46:10.840 the elbow and they were fishnet and she's like if you wear these you can me and i i had never

01:46:18.120 crazy what the dude yeah and okay and they were hot pink dude this sounds like an ad hoc explanation

01:46:25.720 i am not dude by the way are you are you confusing yeah if you're a virgin and you're about ready to

01:46:31.080 get something from a hot chick if you do anything i suck but i'm pretty sure this is what peter told

01:46:35.720 me mill like he was like he said boy give me that pink sock not wear these pink socks so what happened

01:46:42.680 i i put these on and um and you know she lets me uh bang her and um unfortunately what came out

01:46:52.040 which is pretty much the only time anything's ever come out when i was when i was done was like a lot

01:46:56.680 of lint like what lint linty she was just like filled with like fuzz and dog fabric

01:47:05.480 and shit like had you had you put the fabric gloves had you inserted your hand no but i pulled

01:47:13.880 out like over and over again so i wouldn't nut quick did you have like a really staticky dick like

01:47:19.080 was it was it was really yeah you guys are lacking context did like pilly panties and

01:47:25.000 shit that were getting up in there like no no no no no no was she so old but it was just like

01:47:29.400 a dusty pussy no uh she's a dryer sheet basically like uh like the school whore he's a dryer sheet

01:47:38.600 teddy roxman got there first

01:47:45.000 i don't even get it you had teddy roxman's sloppy

01:47:50.040 she was missing her top jaw

01:47:51.480 she was a corpse uh no but she she um yeah she was just a dirty whore and uh she was gross and she

01:48:01.640 smelled like cigarettes her skin smelled bad um and you i think i think she was like a raggedy

01:48:07.640 ann doll or something yeah you really like what did you with her what did you put your pants into dude

01:48:12.280 no i was going to actually because i used to have this thing where like i would feel bad and i'd be

01:48:16.840 like oh no it's not just we're not just no i'm not i'm not going to not talk to you again and then

01:48:21.400 my cousin my cousin actually had to check me and he was like no she's a whore don't don't date her

01:48:33.800 and i was like oh yeah yeah you're right don't i i cannot cry me a river about that crimea river i don't

01:48:40.200 care totally strange uh colt quick question for you colt you said that the weird the weirdest

01:48:48.360 thing might be when you cream pie your wife and you pull out you see cum all over your dick real

01:48:52.440 question the honest question does she make you go down on her after you finish

01:49:00.600 oh wait a second that was an uncomfortable pause dude i'm sorry because you know what you know

01:49:05.160 it's real easy if the answer is no you just say no no because i mean if you would know it's funny

01:49:10.040 no big deal it's funny because uh she was joking with me the last time i did it she that she was

01:49:16.920 like all right now eat me out and i was like no no she was like i was like she was like you can tell

01:49:22.520 it on your podcast she's she's a velociraptor testing the fence of your manhood literally is like

01:49:28.920 a velociraptor like she she gives me that those vibes like very much like her eyes are kind of far

01:49:34.120 apart our eyes are not far apart what are you talking about no no dude if she if she's a predator

01:49:43.880 wouldn't her wouldn't her eyes be really close together oh that's why dinosaurs are fake and gay

01:49:49.160 they just i'm not lying that did happen and it happened like last week and i was just like but

01:49:54.040 i was like i'm not gonna i could sense that i know i know i know the patterns of abuse you're going

01:49:59.320 through and i'm like yo this is what's coming next i didn't i didn't even do it though i didn't do it i

01:50:03.480 was like no i'm not about it no no i didn't think about it i did i was like uh no actually what i

01:50:08.840 said was i'll lick your clit i was like i don't care about doing that because it's not going to be

01:50:12.440 that's gay enough no it's not it's not close it's you finishing her and then you go down and even

01:50:17.560 fucking this nigga slurping his own no it's totally different but i won't suck my calm out of your

01:50:23.240 plus you're a real animal you know that i do it i mean you're welcome thank you all right that's a

01:50:32.360 good one honestly i'm a little bit worried yeah so you guys please come come to my house guys don't

01:50:37.480 make i i i by the way i asked off work for it i'm gonna be there i'm already already asked off work so

01:50:42.280 push it a week for god's sakes i'm gonna be in san diego yeah i already asked off for it i've already

01:50:47.080 got off i can't yeah i'm gonna be in new york the next week can't push it a week push it a month

01:50:51.640 i already asked off i didn't like once i got to push it two months but two months we're gonna be

01:50:58.200 there anyway for october i'll tell you what guys if he can't make it i'll just uh i'll do uh commando

01:51:05.080 and i'll wear a bald cap and we could just plug me in for everything that's gonna be that's cool i

01:51:10.680 like it speaking that's fine yeah we've we've been replacing jose with you it's about time you

01:51:16.440 replace me too all right uh chase plug it up yeah yeah sorry sorry for ringing you up for like way

01:51:22.920 longer than we said we would so give as long as you want to plug did you guys get the uh slideshow

01:51:28.280 pitch that i sent you guys i wanted to run the uh the slideshow to explain why people should buy the book

01:51:33.000 i was like i was like oh shit we got powerpoint it's like 20 minutes long it's like guys i have a

01:51:39.960 coming out next month it's called the rise of um american populism chase i hate to break it to you

01:51:45.720 but if you're trying to sell if you're trying to sell a book you've reached the wrong audience

01:51:52.520 is there an audiobook does it come like does it come with also pictures in the audiobook somehow as well

01:51:56.760 because that's the only way i can if you could translate your book to pigeon maybe they'd be able

01:52:00.920 to read it all right all right go ahead it's called the rise of american populism alex jones wrote the

01:52:07.080 forward roger stone plugged it in the back heaven mckenness stuff like that it's good and um kind of

01:52:12.520 in the vein of what we joke and tweet about and so that's the plug it's as simple as that if you want

01:52:17.240 to check it out the links in my bio on my twitter at real chase guys awesome man thanks for coming on

01:52:22.040 you make me want to come out of retiring from not reading i think you'll like it you make me want

01:52:28.200 to actually start i never retired i just never got into in the first place i actually wrote it too

01:52:33.080 it's not some ghostwriter like i'm legit gonna get the book actually how how long did it take you

01:52:37.960 to write a book because i've thought about it uh it took me about i would probably say i probably

01:52:45.160 i consumed a lot of adderall and i listened to a lot of edm and i

01:52:48.520 fucking hammered this shit out like a hitler's speech hell yeah that's how you plug a book clint

01:52:55.640 you just take you just take an hour away from your naps a day and you'll have a you'll have

01:52:59.720 a book within like i wrote the book faster than six months hitler invaded poland

01:53:05.080 and on all the same shit i'm gonna tell you promo code promo code tower gang for zero percent

01:53:12.120 i was like this shit is awesome

01:53:13.960 that's exactly how stephen king feels with his books uh all right thank you guys for tuning in

01:53:20.440 we'll see you guys next week love you bye bye bye oh wait are we supposed to play the this

01:53:26.040 shit he's got so many things here i can't fucking tell anymore

01:53:34.440 all right everybody i hope you enjoyed that i i laughed a lot so go check out chase geyser's uh

01:53:39.880 book it sounds fascinating i'm sure we'll all love it uh tower gang stat of the week don't forget to

01:53:46.840 check out all these fools uh coming up remember we have our telegram our pre-show this week legit toad

01:53:53.880 dislocates a shoulder while picking something up off the floor is the craziest thing i have ever seen

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Tower Gang - May 09, 2024

Ep 176 - Clean the Lint Trap w⧸ Chase Geiser & The Raven

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