Tower Gang - May 17, 2024


Ep 177 - Rapeapalooza 2: The Smallocaust


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On this episode of the the boys discuss the recent events in the world and discuss a variety of topics. The boys also discuss the latest video of a man who got high off of gasoline in public, and what would happen if you put gasoline in your ass?

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00:00:00.000 yeah better off toad hell yeah jews jews jews hates the jews this is retarded this is retarded 1.00
00:00:05.780 what's up retards 1.00
00:00:10.700 i want to listen to music from the hood i don't ever want to step foot in it yes right
00:00:18.000 i've been reprying for another one and in the background mind i was like it would be me that
00:00:24.260 it's retarded baby but it would be so cruel and i'm like hold you when you're down 0.93
00:00:28.780 why are we talking about on this show 0.79
00:00:42.100 oh that's that's too far i'm asking a question 1.00
00:00:49.000 start wall with the feet skip the pussy skip it it's not what this show is about this shit is 1.00
00:00:57.720 retarded 1.00
00:00:58.240 cole that was you that was me dude that was great i was boofin some gasoline it was great
00:01:08.980 i heard don't i heard don't sniff the gasoline but they never said anything about boofin it
00:01:14.500 let me tell you something is there anything more tower gang than that video right there
00:01:19.260 nope
00:01:19.780 luke asked me about it luke asked me about it on best political show last night and i was like
00:01:25.400 i like it dude he's like he's like i refuse he's like i refuse to watch the whole thing i was like
00:01:31.560 i was like oh i watched the whole thing like 30 times
00:01:34.540 i looked at it and i said i do a show just like that 0.69
00:01:38.740 that guy's a massive hog white boy do you think he raw dog that nozzle do you think he used any type 0.99
00:01:44.980 of lubricant or anything just like he just straight slipped it in it's kind of coated in lubricant 0.94
00:01:49.600 already from the gasoline so yeah it's gasoline a lubricant i would think so i don't think gasoline
00:01:54.920 is a lubricant
00:01:55.640 gasoline's a lubricant yeah i don't know you could totally use it that's not the greatest
00:02:00.640 he was like my he's like my lubricant at home says petroleum on it so 0.98
00:02:06.020 it's basically shit you ever seen those videos where the the girls the jamaican girls will light 0.99
00:02:11.760 their pussies on fire and then like they tried it like they got it you've never seen these videos 1.00
00:02:16.020 yeah we played it that's some dry ass pussy did we yeah we played it that black chick that was 1.00
00:02:21.000 like beating the shit out of her pussy because it caught fire oh but they do this all the time 1.00
00:02:24.520 like this is not like a it's not just like that one time like that's a dance move like how you 1.00
00:02:29.280 would do like uh yeah one of those is the uh what what was that called the poopy or whatever
00:02:35.960 or those things yeah it wasn't yeah they might be flammable they might be but i just i just can't 0.99
00:02:40.060 like the balls on this dude to be like i'm gonna not only jerk my dick in public i'm also going to 1.00
00:02:46.980 go to a gas station and be like the best thing that i can see around here to put in my ass 1.00
00:02:50.980 is the fucking the balls the balls on the cock on this guy did you see it was crazy he also it 1.00
00:02:57.920 wasn't it wasn't hard was it no it was like a big old flopper but like yeah he had like a drake 1.00
00:03:03.400 cock yeah it was weird it was it would know it was like thicker than drake like drake's was more 1.00
00:03:07.600 like skinny this is like fat it was a fat fucking cock it was long and droopy because it was soft but 1.00
00:03:14.620 he was like jerking it soft did you know it was that hardcore i didn't know it was that hardcore 1.00
00:03:19.600 my stepdad's from there he's he's out of his mind yeah i'm italian a lot of nephilim shit going on in 0.99
00:03:25.640 italy didn't throw i mean i mean clint's so italian he's eating uh fucking microwave lasagna no he's 0.99
00:03:30.800 not italian he's disrespecting us you don't realize that yeah he came out yeah that's what he's doing 0.98
00:03:35.340 this is a hotel jesus move right now i wonder what like gasoline up the butt would do that like would 1.00
00:03:40.440 you get high from the fumes trapped in your asshole because you could get high there's a decent chance it 1.00
00:03:44.280 would kill you yeah you can yeah i feel like it would kill you but you have a gnarly shit 1.00
00:03:49.020 afterwards imagine if you nutted right as like that hits you're like oh god you actually added 1.00
00:03:54.880 an aspect of that because like when you put you know when you put liquor in your asshole the guys 0.99
00:03:59.440 that do that they'll drink a whole bottle and die yeah yeah because it's immediate it goes straight 1.00
00:04:03.400 to your liver sorry it skips your liver it goes straight to your bloodstream skips the pussy 1.00
00:04:07.180 it skips the pussy i think i've admitted in the show i have gone high off gasoline before 1.00
00:04:14.120 uh and it's a stupid idea and it is really it's like a very strong sudden like like you're whoa 0.99
00:04:19.940 disorienting so like it would feel like i could see if you were trying to time it with a nut how 0.99
00:04:24.740 someone could be is it kind of like the same high as like it like paint fumes kind of thing
00:04:28.600 yeah you know what i think happened i'm changing my mind i'm changing my mind on the video the guy
00:04:33.820 wasn't crazy or anything i think this was an accident i think i think this guy
00:04:38.460 this is a misunderstanding this guy here's what happened that led up to the series of events 0.98
00:04:44.140 somehow from him possibly getting gas or doing whatever he's got to do maybe buying a fucking 0.98
00:04:49.340 yoo-hoo in the supermarket there he accidentally got this uh this nozzle in his anus and it 0.99
00:04:55.640 immediately made him high and then from there he just i'll tell you i'll tell you what happened i'll
00:05:00.300 tell you what this is exactly what happened so like you've been there like you get out of your
00:05:03.660 you get out to go pump some gas and he's like ah my belt's undone he goes to like redo his belt
00:05:09.340 and then the gasoline thing falls down and he's like oh gotta pick that up slips on the very which
00:05:15.180 we've already established slippery gasoline and and and his pants fall down his pants fall down as 0.97
00:05:21.520 he's slipping and falling on the gasoline right up his anus then like he said possibly could have 0.94
00:05:25.800 needed like it could also be like a logical excuse like he's he's pumping his gas and then all of a 0.94
00:05:31.360 sudden he's like i need both of my hands but if i put this thing back then then the register stops and 0.99
00:05:36.700 where can i hold this thing and he's like yes i'll just put it in my asshole and hold it there for a 0.99
00:05:43.000 second not knowing your honor that he would then be high as a kite and maybe it's like maybe it's like 0.99
00:05:49.320 one of the only like an aphrodisiac high too maybe that's something we don't know is that 0.96
00:05:52.820 gasoline up your ass is aphrodisiac and so meeting up there and he was like i have a certain urge to 0.99
00:05:56.960 really jerk off just really look at that face he turns around like because i'm fine i think top's 1.00
00:06:05.860 right i think top's right if if you put something up your ass like that would you have the common 1.00
00:06:11.020 courtesy to put it back into the rack or would you just drop it and run because i don't know if i 0.98
00:06:14.780 would just be like he slowly like put it back it'd be really funny about that video made sense
00:06:20.700 like like on a person-to-person level either he's definitely high out of his mind on the 1.00
00:06:25.480 fucking gasoline just a little bit because you get caught right you you like cover your dick 0.99
00:06:30.620 you turn he's like oh and then puts it back and doesn't even bother he's like oh i don't get to 1.00
00:06:35.400 finish fuck yeah like i got lost in the sauce again and then he forgot to gas up his vehicle 0.96
00:06:42.500 all right tower gang challenge to the fans right now go to your car take a straw siphon a mouthful 1.00
00:06:47.860 of gas out pour that gas into a cup put that in your asshole come back watch the show 1.00
00:06:52.260 this is if you get incredibly horny mid-show let us know i want to i want to be i want to be crystal 1.00
00:06:58.760 clear you will die if you do that so do not gas up your asshole and jerk off is there any is there 1.00
00:07:04.820 a fault this guy's dead i don't think this guy's dead i bet he's still alive i bet he is alive because 1.00
00:07:09.240 he didn't fucking pump gas into his ass you don't know probably had to they probably brought him to the 1.00
00:07:13.560 hospital and put like charcoal in his asshole to absorb the gasoline i really do just a few 1.00
00:07:17.960 drops i need a quick little just a quick little like one of these like kind of like a last little 0.99
00:07:22.020 nudge oh no all you know it's basically you know how like whenever you uh you get done pumping and
00:07:26.780 like the thing automatically stops and you have to jiggle it to get a little bit extra gas out that's
00:07:30.740 all you need that last little jiggle like and that's all you need to get a little that's a proper 0.74
00:07:35.460 dosage if you're gonna gas up your ass just a jiggle try it at home the episode just a jiggle 0.92
00:07:42.240 just a jiggle just what if you're what i like to imagine what i like to imagine is that he is 1.00
00:07:47.060 actually pulling the handle and he is pumping his fucking ass full of gas food and then and then 1.00
00:07:52.740 had he not been interrupted his his plan was to commit suicide by jerking off to completion 1.00
00:07:58.500 taking his lighter out flicking it right in front of his dick before he busts and then just blowing 1.00
00:08:03.360 himself up like a terrorist that would be the best dude and then he just yells free palestine as 0.99
00:08:07.820 well because he's on fire he's like free palestine free palestine he just starts shouting tower gang 0.99
00:08:14.520 tower gang oh my god he just lights his asshole and probably like send him off all comic i'm gonna ask 1.00
00:08:20.520 google it'd be the nastiest rip of a fart ever how much gas up the ass will kill a man and just pray 1.00
00:08:27.260 that we get like a fucking measurement yeah dude dude you're gonna have a homicide detective call you 1.00
00:08:32.320 and be like hey uh we saw your search history and we're concerned that you're planning a murder 0.99
00:08:36.940 like racist memes and no i'm planning suicide i tried to make it look like an accident 0.64
00:08:42.520 excuse me uh mr top lobster what is it noonan's disease 0.99
00:08:46.620 can you try to imagine making it make it look like an accident of gas of asshole no i love i love 0.96
00:08:53.960 that idea because because you'd have to like google you know what is the quantity of fuel of someone's 0.97
00:08:59.300 keister that would kill them but like before it gets to be comical so that like it's it's like 0.68
00:09:04.040 like was he jerking off and he went too far or was he murdered via gas i want to know because there 0.96
00:09:09.720 is a there's a time limit between reverse engineer the scene two gallons thank you adriano i knew i
00:09:16.100 knew someone would know it's like about about eight dollars worth um depending on what state you're in
00:09:22.080 there's cheaper ways to kill yourself i mean to run down the line go ahead uh because well the other
00:09:27.400 thing i was there is a time there's there's a certain time frame that you have that where you 1.00
00:09:31.120 can like you can pump your ass at the same time we're jerking off or you'll finish at the same time 0.99
00:09:36.500 that you die but because you don't want to believe that you don't want to finish golden ratio or 0.99
00:09:40.300 something it has to be yeah because you can't you can't if you finish too early and you just have gas 0.99
00:09:44.820 pumping up your ass like then there's no pleasure in it it's just you know you're just slowly dying 0.98
00:09:49.800 but then if you finish your leg you don't get to come you just die not that's not true two gallons 1.00
00:09:54.400 is is crazy i know i know i know everyone's thinking to themselves like clint you're wrong 1.00
00:10:00.320 like no the fuel wouldn't come out of his dick when he busts and be able to explode this is where 0.99
00:10:04.980 you're wrong that fuel would get through his intestines super fucking fast if you're shooting 1.00
00:10:10.400 up your asshole it would be coming out your pores in like probably like quick quick dude and then and 1.00
00:10:16.020 then you just have to jerk your big old fat meaty hanger into completion light that shit off and 1.00
00:10:21.220 then you explode into the atmosphere would be your asshole so you would like spire up but you'd be 1.00
00:10:25.600 like your entire body don't address it don't address the nadoad shave code just keep on detailing this 0.99
00:10:33.080 as his name is right next to what we're talking about what i was thinking is like if you know how 0.92
00:10:38.420 the guys would like they'll rip ass and they'll light a lighter to see like if you can like see the puff 0.99
00:10:43.000 of fire whenever they they fart with the lighter next to their ass i want to do that but with 1.00
00:10:47.720 gasoline up your ass and see if he can like almost lift off dude i want to see if he can get some sort 0.99
00:10:52.440 of every pore but be i but be mostly concentrated to like the intestinal tract so it's almost like it 0.99
00:10:58.140 would be a shark shooting off yeah it would be almost a shark because you're full of liquid if if i
00:11:02.780 was a serial killer if i was a serial killer i would like uh sedate my victims probably do something 1.00
00:11:09.760 else weird with them gay sex just to just to throw the people off yeah and then the way i kill them 1.00
00:11:14.120 is with like just like every time a guy gets to the csi murder scene he's like another asshole 1.00
00:11:18.980 filled with gas he's leaving his calling card that's your calling card closing death sir gas up the ass 1.00
00:11:25.420 the gas up the ass killer the tushy torture's back 1.00
00:11:29.240 yo we call him the ass gas killer like that's that flow i'm sorry tushy torture is better i think 1.00
00:11:37.480 anyway use tower gang for 10 off uh nado shave code.com thank you yeah listen top ask for the 0.99
00:11:45.660 cheapest ways to kill yourself nado razors are such an inexpensive way to do that get the job 0.85
00:11:51.400 and a great what's it like 25 cents per shave so it's like it's like it's like 60 bucks for a year's 0.98
00:11:57.340 worth supply if you haven't got one by now you're just fucking yeah i mean it usually takes multiple 0.93
00:12:01.220 attempts so i literally shave i literally shave so little and i have so many razors and you know 0.98
00:12:05.900 they're like okay yeah it's good for like you know a month worth of shaves off my razor i literally 0.91
00:12:10.200 change it out every time i shave because i shave so little i'm like fuck i can't remember and as 0.94
00:12:14.600 i was like i'm gonna have the perfect shave every time i want to address uh if it's serial killer 0.99
00:12:18.360 shit it's no longer gay because it's more of like a domination thing that was a that was bundy's 0.99
00:12:23.900 how did we how did those gacy's whole uh gacy's whole thing is 1.00
00:12:27.580 gacy's whole thing gacy's whole thing was that he hated gays and so basically that's why i had to 1.00
00:12:39.940 fuck him and kill him okay so i don't think i don't think that's true that's 100 true take it to the 1.00
00:12:45.100 no i don't think it's true because if you're if you're fucking them you're not you don't hate gays 1.00
00:12:50.040 fart methane and gasoline together basically be tannerite upon reaching exposed flame 0.99
00:12:56.000 i just realized jose's podcast is basically like a murder mystery novel like he does cover a lot 0.94
00:13:04.960 of shit like this and maybe your audience is just like 0.98
00:13:07.640 that might be the fucking name of the episode dude 1.00
00:13:13.760 how do we get human caterpillar or human centipede before we got uh fucking something 0.99
00:13:25.320 about a guy putting uh gasoline up their ass and torching it i feel like yeah like if you're like 0.99
00:13:31.020 a serial killer definitely i would go over human centipede no like that's just i i'm disgusted by 0.99
00:13:35.440 people shitting but seeing a guy like lift off from ass fire that seems pretty cool yeah that would 0.98
00:13:41.460 be quite the trademark for serial killing honestly like i wouldn't even oppose i wouldn't even oppose 0.99
00:13:45.840 the war in palestine if this is how they were killing everybody if they were just you know what 0.95
00:13:50.860 i mean it was so much cheaper too than like those instead of the millions of dollars are spending on
00:13:57.800 missiles shoot off like mortars what if hamas starts using the kids in gaza they they just 0.64
00:14:05.980 fill them with fuel they launch they fill them full of beans so they fart and then you have that
00:14:11.920 like you said they become tannerite they become their own you don't have to strap like uh like
00:14:17.060 explosives to them but also like this would be way cheaper than missiles themselves to kill them 0.99
00:14:21.420 because missiles cost a hundred grand a fucking gaza kid costs nothing well even to kill the 1.00
00:14:29.300 gaza's if this is the israelis how do you know the oil's right there it's so cheap per barrel 1.00
00:14:33.540 we could get we could we could basically kill all gaza's with for like four dollars conspiracy 0.99
00:14:38.280 times they can set the price of these child gasoline bombs clint you've been running in a lot of 0.99
00:14:43.580 these like higher up circles the last couple jews jews jews jews hates the jews jews jews just
00:14:48.960 really need jews and media no not the jews i want to know clint how do you know what a gaza 0.99
00:14:55.300 kid could cost oh just basically kowski into are you buying what the fuck are y'all doing 0.96
00:15:01.040 no no i just i just mean that the value of their lives is obviously zero based off of how the idf is 0.66
00:15:06.060 treating them so like they're probably free you could get them for free i would imagine yeah i don't know
00:15:10.880 i feel like you have to pay for the dead one there's gotta be some sort of turnaround otherwise
00:15:15.180 there'd be no incentive economic incentive you know dude you know what's they're definitely
00:15:19.380 running they're definitely running a pedophile ring out of like gaza after they've like bombed 0.99
00:15:25.020 imagine how many orphans are out there it's oh that's scary shit i decided israel they need to find 0.95
00:15:30.780 work i decided before this episode started that that i got a lower unemployment i decided before this 0.94
00:15:38.500 episode that i really don't want to uh be the vice presidential nominee so i'm going to say 0.98
00:15:42.860 the most fucked up shit so like i started by saying like we should just be filling the gaza kids 1.00
00:15:48.700 with fuel and launching them at the iron dome in israel if that doesn't disqualify me from running 1.00
00:15:54.340 i don't know what else i can say and i can tell you he 100 means that he honestly i meant every word
00:16:00.480 every syllable of it unironically means that i don't know if that would be like the neocons would
00:16:07.740 like that more because gazans are dying or the liberals like that more because israel is getting hit by 0.73
00:16:12.640 bombs i don't know which one uh which side honestly you might have you might have had some
00:16:16.700 bipartisan like oh this is like solomon like cut the baby in half yeah you kind of 0.99
00:16:22.140 i think you just uh you just became a better candidate we'll kill the gaza kids and we'll 1.00
00:16:28.160 bomb israel at the same time i want to keep it lighthearted but i want to i want to ask you a 0.99
00:16:34.400 question it's been it's been a while that we've been doing this and we came from like the libertarian
00:16:38.960 spaces every so often on the show we do like a little bit of libertarian talk we shouldn't
00:16:43.600 it's tower gang but what happened with dave smith here we spoke about in the pre-chat a little bit
00:16:49.180 dave smith is debating uh um chris cuomo yeah the guy that like think think back 2020 when we all first
00:16:57.540 met chris cuomo was one of the people that were like instrumental in pushing this covid narrative
00:17:03.560 that kind of drove us crazy to come and do this thing and now dave smith has a chance to just
00:17:09.840 obliterate him in front of everybody yeah and i left the politics ship the governor of new york at the
00:17:15.580 time and he was defending him the whole time yeah i'm just saying i left the politics ship behind 0.98
00:17:20.180 but seeing that something in that still makes me go i i just i love this shit like yes i want to see i 0.97
00:17:27.640 think by the way i think this is a humiliation campaign uh for chris cuomo i think the the elites 0.97
00:17:33.680 have seen that chris cuomo has uh i don't know done something and they decided that they get to 0.97
00:17:38.220 humiliate him now because there's no gasoline up there is no fucking way there's no fucking way 0.93
00:17:43.640 that chris cuomo would ever take this uh debate uh if he wasn't forced to well it feels it's not he 0.79
00:17:51.160 knows he's not on the right side he works for he works for patrick david really really needs his
00:17:54.920 adrenochrome i'm telling you because there is there's zero like you i think i think i think the
00:18:00.580 contract the contract he signed with pvd probably says like you have to accept whatever debates we
00:18:06.340 feed you you know like you have to accept like three debates we have override over three debates 0.50
00:18:11.000 that you must do i mean it's probably chris cuomo's probably yeah whatever it's epstein shit honestly i 0.68
00:18:15.920 don't even think it's that i don't i really don't think that he's being punished for being you know 0.98
00:18:19.340 discarded by the elites i think that that chris cuomo along with every other fucking you know 0.97
00:18:25.140 white collar elite in the democrat party they honestly think that like there's no way some 0.99
00:18:30.480 comic's gonna fucking wreck me they think they're but they're going to fucking wreck him yo yes they're 0.98
00:18:35.420 that delusional dude of course they are jesus i mean i was like i i can see it from like don don 0.98
00:18:40.360 lamal but like uh you hear them talk and they're very unimpressive people that they are impressive 1.00
00:18:47.720 people and it's bro they he was he was talking to hundreds of thousands of people per night for 0.99
00:18:52.060 years and years and years that just that just gets kids to your ego like he's they're just fucking 0.98
00:18:56.740 narcissists dude yeah that's true he might think he's a house too much cars too much for kids life 0.97
00:19:01.320 to ride probably driving nuts he's desperate for money i wouldn't be surprised yeah that's i mean
00:19:04.600 that's probably why he took the contract for pbd because like i guess when you go from what cnn
00:19:09.220 to like uh nothing internet show like i understand like internet i think he went to like hln like
00:19:16.680 headline news or some shit like that and then he was like on his own and then pbd signed him and 0.73
00:19:21.420 yeah i think this is like i don't really agree with pd pbd signing him but like if he's going to sign 0.99
00:19:27.360 this dude yeah feed him to the fucking wolves bro like let dave smith demolish this bitch it's gonna be 1.00
00:19:32.180 awesome i'm glad uh top were you gonna say that you messaged him or is that that too no no i was 0.99
00:19:38.760 just gonna say like like think about how big yeah how big of a moment that is like such a terrible
00:19:45.740 name for this could be this could be a moment where people that are still under the spell it could be
00:19:52.060 broken so thoroughly that's a good looking dude right there really i don't like it it just looks
00:19:56.920 is that is that lou perez no no that's vinny dude thomas massey
00:20:02.440 is that michelle obama
00:20:07.020 it's a big mike no his name is actually vinny he's my buddy i have his phone number
00:20:13.800 he's italian for sure when are you gonna be on pbd he's my homie i don't know
00:20:17.840 on pbd sounds like i see i don't like iranian i don't ask myself onto things so when they call i'll
00:20:25.360 go yeah that's where you that's where you messed up yeah maybe joey rogan's sitting rogan's sitting 1.00
00:20:30.920 right i'm not your fucking monkey that's that big dick that's a big dick italian guy like uh 1.00
00:20:37.340 gas gas pump up the keister energy that's exactly he's like they're gonna ask me to come here and 1.00
00:20:42.200 put gas up my ass i'm not putting a drop of gas up my ass until you ask me to 0.99
00:20:48.080 and then when you do then when you do i'm putting gallons up that 1.00
00:20:53.320 when you saw that guy's dick what did you think about it i thought delicious i mean my 0.99
00:20:58.740 my immediate reaction i was like october already has a new champion 0.99
00:21:02.740 i mean he's he's he's packing serious fucking like it's like it's not even that it's impressive 0.99
00:21:08.460 in terms of you know size as much as it's like weight like you know that dick involves 0.99
00:21:12.400 like if i had that package i would literally plop it on things yeah like on the table i'd whip it out 0.99
00:21:22.180 all the time he picked it up he picked it up the way i picked something up that i was gonna hit you 0.94
00:21:26.460 with like yeah like i'm not even i'm not even confident he was jerking off like i'm honestly 0.88
00:21:32.540 he was just he was just picking it up i think he was entertaining the idea he did a couple strokes 0.99
00:21:37.860 went nah he's like he's like whoa this is crazy that is a dick i'm such a silly guy 0.99
00:21:44.820 your arm gets tired when jerking it off just from the weight of it like he's like i have 0.99
00:21:49.020 problems jerking maybe that's why he was out of fuel do you think there is somebody out there that 0.99
00:22:05.700 has such a dense and heavy cock that it is so hard to masturbate hold on laney if you're watching 1.00
00:22:11.680 yeah just a dense and heavy cock in the next edit oh no no no the the edit that i mean that's 0.99
00:22:18.220 obviously valuable but also if you could if you could actually clip where he he he starts to 0.99
00:22:24.700 fondle his dick and you can you can use visual effects to make it look like he starts to jerk 0.99
00:22:29.240 off super fast and then he takes off that would be fucking that'd be an unbelievable meme my question 1.00
00:22:34.580 is like so you have such a dense and heavy cock that that it actually is either painful or impossible 1.00
00:22:39.780 to jerk off like with your hand to where i'd still want it well what i'm saying was would you 0.99
00:22:45.420 me too i would too i would too i would just be like the power you'd feel even if i never get to come 1.00
00:22:53.060 again i just want to have a dick that's so it's so daunting if to masturbate they're like you can 1.00
00:22:57.500 only like you have to like hit your prostate like by putting things up your ass would you would 1.00
00:23:01.800 you take that every time that slept it's the best one it's cold by far the person should be asking 1.00
00:23:11.980 that question although i understand why he is because he's the one who wants to put shit in his 1.00
00:23:16.120 ass that's a good one it is a good question though would you want that giant dick no i really i don't 1.00
00:23:21.120 think i would want that you wouldn't want a dick that big no like i can joke about it's not big 1.00
00:23:25.860 no let's not say like like like length or it's just heavy you're saying you're asking if we would 0.99
00:23:31.980 want to have a dick that's so big that we can't even really it's basically non-functional and 0.99
00:23:36.560 unwieldy no no no no it functions you can still come you can still come it's just that to jerk it 1.00
00:23:42.520 off it's so heavy that it actually hurts you like you're like i don't want a hammer that fucking 0.99
00:23:47.940 unwieldy like i like i only need a simple hammer i don't need a fucking bastard this is a this is a 1.00
00:23:54.780 hypothetical you only get to say yes or no i want i want thor's hammer for a cock but i don't even 0.99
00:24:00.220 want to have the strength to lift it you know like i just want to have that thing hang in there just to 0.99
00:24:04.420 just to be like look at this i'm so great i'm not worthy of my own cock like you you can you can 0.99
00:24:10.600 only come two ways like you have sex like because you can't have sex you get like it's like it's not 1.00
00:24:14.960 having no you can't have sex with that no you cannot why not there's no woman that could take 1.00
00:24:19.220 that you can't even jerk it off like what because it's because it's more of like an endurance thing 0.98
00:24:23.940 it's more like an endurance thing than like because like it like it's my arm holding it up 0.99
00:24:28.400 no this is awful i don't want this dick i mean everything i've said so far has been a joke but 0.99
00:24:34.660 um i think that i honestly i don't think that his dick is that big that like he can't enjoy it 1.00
00:24:40.360 no you think girls you think girls fantasize about having like massive huge tits like see this is 1.00
00:24:46.380 like the inverse if if girls were funny they'd be saying like because the huge tits are domineering 1.00
00:24:51.140 right like you see you know what they should i think you know i think they would rather have a 0.99
00:24:54.660 huge ass than huge tits i mean there's only like 50 million chicks in america that have got breast 1.00
00:24:59.860 implants so like i think we already have our answer yeah yeah they do think about having but are they 1.00
00:25:04.960 doing it for them are they doing it for the dudes oh definitely definitely both but at the same 0.98
00:25:10.280 time that would be like do i want a massive cock for me or do i want it because i can pound 1.00
00:25:14.140 pussy so much better no i'd want to just like rip it out a gas station oh that was i went and i 1.00
00:25:23.620 this chick's body is trash by the way dude she has an only fan i don't know jose's looking at like 1.00
00:25:28.340 going like i don't know about that dog i've already checked her only fan the profile was all right i guess 0.98
00:25:33.000 i don't know i didn't really look any further she's got fake can you believe that the the footage
00:25:37.460 hasn't leaked from the other side there's a there's there's a dude literally filming it like
00:25:42.080 right there and nothing's came out did they shut it down that's true they shut it down they shut it
00:25:46.440 down i love this i love that cole has searched he's like can you believe that the footage i just i
00:25:51.120 just see comments that have said where's this something and i was like okay i guess they haven't
00:25:54.660 found it yet she got them flippy floppies we're gonna do mailbag today guys i'm not sure no i think
00:26:00.460 laney edit laney edit one mailbag laney edit two this is how the show goes we're gonna keep pushing
00:26:05.500 the edit you didn't even do an intro but usually it goes intro bullshit uh we got top we got cole jose 0.76
00:26:12.780 we still gotta get cole's story at some point too maybe towards the end of the show i feel like i feel
00:26:17.760 like it's been enough months since that that uh that podcast review show told us that we shouldn't be
00:26:23.220 doing intros because we already have an intro um that i can now that i can now stop doing the intro
00:26:27.860 without it being because of them so now i'm gonna stop doing the intro oh you know that that is a
00:26:33.240 weird thing that you have to especially being married i don't know like you don't have to deal
00:26:36.440 with it but there's something where the women will be like i wish you did this you can't do that thing 1.00
00:26:40.760 immediately because if you do it immediately then they're just like you're doing it just because i
00:26:44.860 told you so right so there is a certain amount of time in between that you like and i feel like
00:26:48.960 you're right you have to you have to ignore them for a few months and then just surprise them by
00:26:52.320 doing what they asked you to do yeah exactly it's actually what i'm doing with those guys 0.99
00:26:56.080 i'm doing that with those guys right now can you play the i'm not your fucking monkey thing please 0.99
00:27:00.240 tyler so right now i'm supposed to i was supposed to be on their show like two weeks ago and i was 0.91
00:27:04.480 like maybe even four weeks and i was like no maybe next week oh i can't this week and i can't this week
00:27:09.660 and i keep telling them that to establish power me and clint are doing the same things that's crazy 0.99
00:27:15.360 next time you talk about them like that i'm gonna fucking cut you and you 0.99
00:27:18.820 that's right all right let's let's run the lady at it eleni habermach production 0.99
00:27:25.560 yo why was i not in that at all
00:27:29.160 noonan syndrome is a genetically heterogeneous otosomal dominant condition associated with
00:27:37.380 short stature variable intellectual capacity many infants with noonan syndrome appear completely 0.97
00:27:44.280 unremarkable at birth it's kind of like a kid who like writes like nigger 1.00
00:27:48.360 you wanted to be in the edit so 0.71
00:27:55.040 i don't even remember saying
00:27:57.460 gotta have some death in there
00:28:10.920 we actually went we looked it up noonan's disease read through every one of the symptoms
00:28:16.460 check box check box check box
00:28:19.840 around the corner from the pen fat house on the hip all the homies in the pen straight locked down 1.00
00:28:24.640 but i don't need you in the hometown 0.99
00:28:26.920 your top was using a photo of homeboy holding a gun like a real motherfucking gun in a photo 0.99
00:28:33.240 posting it as a response to like any shit talking to the original 0.99
00:28:36.380 i was like i thought that was hilarious 0.99
00:28:38.260 like you just fucking said nigger like six times 1.00
00:28:51.900 what the fuck is this mexican ass shit 1.00
00:28:54.340 didn't take long for joel and james to have me slumping 1.00
00:28:57.620 so i call up who
00:28:59.080 what's up nigga what you about to do 1.00
00:29:01.420 he said 0.99
00:29:01.960 kicking back just waiting on the pissing tip 0.98
00:29:04.460 alone not gay 1.00
00:29:05.420 no it's fucking super gay 1.00
00:29:06.300 oh by the way 1.00
00:29:06.980 that's very gay 1.00
00:29:07.820 chase 0.95
00:29:08.460 i can't go though
00:29:09.780 gotta hit myrtle street
00:29:11.280 past the acorns on my way 1.00
00:29:13.800 bitch 1.00
00:29:14.140 it's just another day 1.00
00:29:15.660 lots of ukraine war
00:29:17.020 film on this one
00:29:19.040 that was fuzzy 1.00
00:29:20.060 i would not help you watch this shit 0.99
00:29:22.540 in no fucking way 0.99
00:29:23.980 because god's gonna have tanks 0.97
00:29:25.260 i do have those tanks
00:29:27.580 they have no way they broke an idea of tanks
00:29:29.740 they do not have that capability
00:29:31.580 it's crazy how well like tower gang
00:29:34.820 and then like hype music
00:29:36.780 and then murder
00:29:37.960 go together
00:29:39.280 straight up
00:29:40.240 straight up
00:29:41.340 from the dangerous crew
00:29:43.100 davy d came through
00:29:44.460 what happened blue 0.60
00:29:45.520 shorty b rode up smoking fat ones 0.63
00:29:47.920 pee we had a clue in the back 0.82
00:29:50.040 room
00:29:50.460 god he had the traps
00:29:51.820 giving head breaking off 0.97
00:29:53.240 rapping behind that diddly dog
00:29:55.500 twin one and two was telling stories 0.99
00:29:57.640 pop beating down niggas for the groin 1.00
00:29:59.860 i did uh bash a dude in the face 0.99
00:30:01.820 with a pipe before
00:30:02.620 uh i've been in a lot of fights
00:30:04.240 that's actually a soul with a deadly weapon
00:30:06.100 with a lead pipe
00:30:07.280 okay jew
00:30:09.040 i've learned a lot 0.99
00:30:26.120 uh my heroes are are gay 0.97
00:30:28.480 uh i'm pretty accustomed to it at this point 1.00
00:30:30.640 show your ass 1.00
00:30:31.400 you could sling out some a piece of watermelon at bett and hit like 18 fags 1.00
00:30:36.860 this is how many rapes happen and i'm like good i don't know what happens i'll kill whoever you want 1.00
00:30:53.320 you could sling out some a piece of watermelon at bett and hit like 18 fags 1.00
00:31:01.320 this is how many rapes happen and i'm like good i don't know what happens i'll kill whoever you want 1.00
00:31:05.740 i'm just saying 0.99
00:31:19.640 the first time that i uh jerked off 0.87
00:31:24.540 when it ended it landed on my cat
00:31:27.440 oh my god 1.00
00:31:28.440 i don't even know what just came out of my dick 1.00
00:31:30.900 every week 0.99
00:31:37.320 every week's the best one so far
00:31:38.920 it's like laney's committing suicide for me i'm just gone
00:31:46.680 i feel like laney is now branding for us because like no matter what we say if
00:32:12.840 people saw these videos they immediately associate us with that and i don't even know what i just
00:32:18.520 watched but i like it
00:32:20.380 dude the laney boys army is growing too uh we someone in the chat butcher made one uh edit this week
00:32:25.760 it was pretty dope it was good too 0.89
00:32:26.960 oh yeah tag us in those guys uh and if they aren't shit i'll retweet them i don't know about the rest of the guys 0.99
00:32:32.260 i actually i saw i had uh i had sex right before we came onto the show tonight and i feel more post-coital after watching that 0.99
00:32:39.100 yeah 0.54
00:32:39.500 than uh after actually having coital
00:32:41.600 the laney edit is better than your wife 1.00
00:32:43.300 the laney edit gives you black don't crack 0.99
00:32:46.540 you guys do you feel drained from watching that
00:32:50.140 yeah it's like the post-coital i feel like i feel i feel like there's no way we can surpass it
00:32:55.060 that's the downside of us playing it in the middle of the show it's like it's obviously the best part of the show
00:32:58.660 the riffing for the first
00:33:00.000 it was really good
00:33:01.080 it was really good
00:33:02.500 it's gonna be great laney edit
00:33:04.060 we covered all snow content but riffed a bunch
00:33:06.120 laney edit we got mailbag and then cole's gonna tell us that story towards the end of the show
00:33:10.060 the first dude the first 20 minutes of the show was fucking golden i'm just saying it's really hard to compete with an edited masterpiece and it's almost like i want to finish the show with it so that like i don't feel like uh 0.86
00:33:22.600 pressure 0.93
00:33:24.300 inadequate 0.88
00:33:24.600 yeah that tranny is making me feel inadequate 1.00
00:33:29.600 that tranny made me feel 1.00
00:33:34.820 that tranny made me feel way better after uh what he gave me than what my wife gave me i was gonna say 0.99
00:33:41.820 that wow
00:33:42.820 i i already kind of knew that about you if i'm being honest i'm making a joke because you know
00:33:47.640 no no you're not but that's okay
00:33:49.620 that was fire absolutely fire again god
00:33:53.360 uh and by the way yes much of that was in gaza particularly the the red the red the red triangles 0.95
00:33:59.560 those that's okay but i'm saying that there's no fucking way that they uh they blew up a tank 0.51
00:34:03.720 there's there's rpg there's rpg footage are they launching are they launching gas babies at them 0.93
00:34:08.600 just just let me that's what i said yeah there were gas babies though you were right that one i think was uh uh a russian 0.61
00:34:14.680 tank yeah there's no i do think so but but the majority of that footage was from gaza not the the so the helicopter one is definitely from ukraine too 0.94
00:34:23.560 i don't remember who fucking cares the one the helicopter was flying he got the fucking shot out of the sky 0.97
00:34:29.800 blew up you remember that yeah no i remember when that came when i don't even know if that's a modern war 0.99
00:34:35.000 i don't really care it's all death and destruction and funniness it's a fucking masterpiece 0.98
00:34:39.480 every single week it's amazing yep mailbag indeed he's he's changed i think laney is is mk ultra 0.98
00:34:47.360 me and changing my style of tweeting because i went from like just racist shit then i started i posted 0.93
00:34:51.920 like the chinese guy why it's always chinese people that get caught up in the lathe like they're 0.99
00:34:55.840 always too close to it dude there's a whole there's a whole fucking uh no turn that off turn that off 0.98
00:35:01.200 we're still ripping no shut the up we're riffing no there's yeah why why do chinese people get so 1.00
00:35:07.040 close to the lathe that's a great question well because i was gonna say there's a whole thing on
00:35:11.200 instagram like there's videos of and there's a ton of videos of like they'll do animations of workplace
00:35:17.600 like deaths from china only like it's i think honestly honestly it's not that i think that
00:35:22.960 they're dumb it's that there's so many of them that like just on a percentage chance you're gonna 0.51
00:35:28.080 have a lot more people that are getting caught in lathes you know also also there's like because like 1.00
00:35:32.560 osha like we have a like a limited amount of manpower to actually work there they have unlimited
00:35:38.560 manpower there's one dude died there's 15 of them there's a 15 000 of them ready to step in their
00:35:43.840 place top top posts this video of this chinese dude getting yanked through this machine and
00:35:48.320 looking like he was probably dead and i and i respond in the group chat and i say
00:35:52.160 do you think he's dead and and top's response is who cares he's chinese who's who cares he's chinese
00:36:00.640 that's what he said and i was like that's the greatest thing i've ever heard and it's so true
00:36:06.080 who cares he's chinese right raven makes a good maybe makes a good point like maybe they just can't see 0.59
00:36:12.560 the danger they literally just can't see it i do want to use that as a segue to say like
00:36:17.440 i don't like everybody i've been in a lot of trouble lately for being racist against white
00:36:22.560 people it's been very fun i don't care like that i think that's the thing that's the thing that i
00:36:28.160 like most about you is that like i don't get bothered by anything you say because i know you're
00:36:32.400 like owen benjamin to me at this point where i'm like i don't take anything personally like owen will
00:36:36.560 literally reply to me saying like like clint likes everybody and if you just say something in a 0.98
00:36:41.520 fucking nice accent he'll just accept it because he's a he's a doofus little child man and i'm like 0.97
00:36:46.560 and i'm like new york accent and he just accepted it yeah yeah like he'll say shit like that i'm 0.99
00:36:52.080 like cool and then top just drags white people for fucking 48 hours and i'm like awesome none of this 0.98
00:36:56.880 bothers me i just i just love every minute of it it was the weirdest thing too like what the white 1.00
00:37:01.280 people got mad at you was over that like hey latina women cook for you and like your white women 1.00
00:37:07.280 like literally hate you and have only fans and they're just like well at least they're white 1.00
00:37:15.120 it was the weirdest thing they were coming at you for my the favorite that my favorite aspect of this 0.52
00:37:20.400 entire war against the whites that top has been waging is that he has done a year now of courting
00:37:26.800 the most racist white people on the planet and then he's just like he's just like you know what 0.99
00:37:31.280 time to fuck them all up why he like one man order order 66 them just like it was crazy 1.00
00:37:42.880 he just goes hard against the jews for fucking years straight or six months and then and then he's 1.00
00:37:47.120 just like he just wakes up one day and he's like you know what i'm sick of all these racist white 1.00
00:37:50.800 people i'm gonna murder them he was like i killed the black people i killed the jews i killed the indians 1.00
00:37:56.800 he was like he was like i'm literally he's just running down the list and he was like i got to 1.00
00:38:00.000 whites and they pissed me off there's a lot of innocent whites being caught up in in my massacre 0.99
00:38:06.080 but what happened is like i picked up like 3 000 followers from i have some racist i posted 0.93
00:38:11.840 and they're all like anime such cases profile pictures oh yeah yeah or they're uh like literally
00:38:17.920 statues it's like statues of like that i don't know it's supposed to mean like white power 0.69
00:38:22.720 shit and all these people so i'm like i've got to thin this out because i'm not talking to my 0.88
00:38:27.520 followers anymore this is getting weird you gotta call the herd yeah so what i did was i just 0.97
00:38:34.160 with the meme so i just said i think this meme is true and uh the meme was true like it wasn't even
00:38:40.160 like false it was a true mean like spanish bitches be cooking yo what do you want me to tell you guys 1.00
00:38:44.480 they do they let it cook something it's like a court they are brown whatever but at least i was like but 0.95
00:38:49.600 the funny thing is spanish means from spain which is europe which is like it's not even like there
00:38:55.680 they're literally like a hodgepodge of whiteys and indians that's really all they are there was 1.00
00:39:01.600 sort of like some some spanish dudes came over and were like these uh these uh indian chicks are kind 1.00
00:39:07.040 of hot let's let's look at mighty tight and then they were just and they made and then they made mexicans 0.99
00:39:12.640 and then like so the spanish dudes came up came over and they were like they're like hey how are you and
00:39:17.360 they got it on that's that's why the mexican food gives you diarrhea yeah all right that's such 0.95
00:39:23.840 a stupid boomer joke but i enjoyed it it's all right all right uh we can do uh we can do mailbag 0.99
00:39:30.320 yeah mailbag mark vestibule mark vestibule asks who would you rather be housemates with a white 0.99
00:39:38.480 single mother of three nigglets with different baby daddies or a male to female true couple both have a 0.98
00:39:46.000 stinking hatchet wounds between their legs dude mark vestibule it needs to be put into a hospital 0.95
00:39:52.960 that's that's a crazy crazy question that is it i guess the truons are probably the truons you got 0.90
00:39:58.800 to take the truons because they're just gonna kill themselves well no there's a distinct possibility 0.88
00:40:02.640 the truons kill you dude i feel like yeah you might deal with them arguing and stuff but for the most 0.99
00:40:06.480 part you're just gonna be in a different spot just hear them sizzling it's more likely the black 1.00
00:40:11.600 baby dad is they're gonna come kill you well i don't even worry about the black baby i don't 0.99
00:40:14.720 really care about like that's gonna be a loud household what i was gonna say it's it because 1.00
00:40:18.240 it's kids oh you think you think any of the dads are coming around you out of your fucking mind 0.99
00:40:22.960 they're not fucking coming around i don't give a fuck about the smell than my sense of hearing 1.00
00:40:27.520 i don't even care about this yeah because i don't care about that they're i don't care that 1.00
00:40:32.160 they're black kids i just wouldn't want to be roommates with somebody that has three kids 1.00
00:40:36.080 kids that like i have no relation to like i'm just it's just not happening on the other hand i like 0.99
00:40:40.880 single moms though i want to i want to honestly i want to i want to room up with fucking two laneys 1.00
00:40:46.880 like it'd be fun yeah yeah yeah they just be making edits all day you know what do trainees do 0.99
00:40:53.120 yeah if there were laneys that just are that you hit i'd take those 0.61
00:40:56.400 i mean like i said desperate times you know you come back from the bar lines get blurred you know
00:41:03.360 you're like well i mean what's the difference whoa whoa what what i mean it's like jose is the
00:41:11.760 kind of dude that said like yeah well if i came home and you know the lines were blurred enough and
00:41:15.520 there was crack on the table i'd do it yeah same with tranny same with everything there's no line 0.64
00:41:21.200 for jose i think that's part of your autism true yeah it's like i can always imagine hypothetical well
00:41:26.960 because yeah it's like it's like there is he's like they're like would you ever and he was like ever
00:41:31.920 ever is a long time like yeah i can imagine so many hypotheticals like that i can imagine a
00:41:36.960 situation yeah there's like there's a situation out there where i'm all right you're you're you're
00:41:41.360 stuck in prison for life and you you can only have uh one cell mate it's any of us four or laney
00:41:53.120 laney every time laney's funnier than than us like you would want to hang out with laney probably
00:41:58.400 yeah but we like i we never heard laney speak like maybe laney's i don't know if the trans
00:42:02.480 people would be fun to hang with i want to say they're fun to hang with honestly i would just
00:42:05.760 be like you stay on your side i'm staying on my side i wouldn't say that they're fun i would just
00:42:09.360 say the trans people hang with 0.97
00:42:14.480 they're a good hang 0.99
00:42:16.960 they're well hung actually 0.98
00:42:18.320 this episode is fucked up um all right next question i would i would be curious enough though 0.92
00:42:26.480 about what the the hatchet would look like like what the hatchet job looked like and you're gonna 0.98
00:42:31.680 ask your housemates this no i mean after after we just uh slept together and after i've broken the ice
00:42:41.680 so what do you do it's like oh you're you're into your computer science that's awesome
00:42:44.720 oh cool can i see your bussy can i like see your like bussy i want to see it so is that like a 0.99
00:42:50.000 it's like a seeping wound or what are we working with here you'd probably i can smell it
00:42:56.240 because you'd be like what's that smell all the time you're like what's that smell what's that smell
00:42:59.200 and then finally training's so cool they'd be like listen bro had the surgery this thing is infected
00:43:05.760 top top when you said what's that smell i could imagine both scenarios because those nigglets 1.00
00:43:10.480 i mean they probably leave the little nigglets on the floor as they run by 1.00
00:43:17.840 do you feel like just a true couple that would mostly keep to themselves
00:43:20.960 i know what you mean like where's kids just be running around the house being
00:43:23.440 they would literally want to care yeah you literally you would never get like like
00:43:28.240 i've seen it all right i want to see this uh like you're never you're burning the midnight
00:43:33.680 oil working on edits together what's going on butchers i know it's 50 percent colon that's 0.99
00:43:41.680 disgusting according to josie that's actually how they build those motherfuckers yeah that's what 1.00
00:43:47.600 you're smelling they take their colon yeah sometimes they just like pipe it into the assholes yeah with 1.00
00:43:53.920 a cake piper like that they don't they don't pipe it as much as you do you sick 1.00
00:43:58.000 yeah so imagine if you're one of those what do you mean by pipe it are you meaning like move it 1.00
00:44:05.520 like there's you just you just rewrite the you just reroute the asshole into the pussy yeah yeah 1.00
00:44:10.320 right so you take the train you shoot the gasoline up the asshole and then it comes down and out the 1.00
00:44:15.120 the the bussy there has to be because there's like there's obviously some sort of wall in between 1.00
00:44:19.760 your why do the surgery at all if you're just gonna get buttfucked anyway like just might as well 1.00
00:44:24.720 i don't think they just get buttfucked no they get up their bussy dude yeah but what i'm saying 0.99
00:44:28.800 is if your bussy is your colon then why did you go through the trouble of cutting it and because 0.99
00:44:33.120 they want to be really you really want to get piped in your front hole do you know how much more 0.95
00:44:38.080 intimate it is when they're like you guys are like holding each other and it's you know it's you don't
00:44:42.320 get the same thing you can still hit it you can do that it's different it's more like you can do 0.96
00:44:47.920 if you're way taller than your bitch you can do that anyway you can see you can't relate because you're 1.00
00:44:51.280 a little tiny guy i can fucking i can do straight to the put through the keister and make eye contact 1.00
00:44:56.400 the entire time it's a different angle of the hips that makes it less angle the hips it's all 0.99
00:45:01.040 about them putting their hips up a little bit it fits so much better when you're like hitting it
00:45:05.360 like yeah you got to move it two inches three inches forward it makes a difference what jose is
00:45:10.000 what jose is getting at is which does make a difference the intentional reasoning of of which 0.90
00:45:15.280 hole does what created by god so yes the vagina yes jose you're correct for face-to-face man to 0.99
00:45:20.400 woman the vagina is in the perfect spot not the asshole there you go because we're not supposed 1.00
00:45:23.840 to be doing that stuff guys well if you're tall enough it's in the perfect spot right now correct 1.00
00:45:28.160 that's why we need to play god and move the asshole to where the the would be 1.00
00:45:35.680 okay what i don't know just move on next question next question 1.00
00:45:39.440 oh just fucking that was just no no i'm just i'm just just on the on the on the just 0.95
00:45:46.880 explaining just it's kind of what we're talking about but not really toad but go ahead 0.99
00:45:52.480 yeah it was very next question all right rootless redneck 0.99
00:45:57.360 says which celebrity would you unleash the new york city crack heads to attack rich
00:46:04.560 what okay celebrity you would you unleash didn't put it bring it back up what the 0.99
00:46:09.040 fuck yeah tyler mushed two questions together there what it started like re-typing in the back 0.99
00:46:15.360 and you're like oh fuck oh fuck oh this is obviously coming from your pay tonight tyler 0.99
00:46:22.720 they know what i'm doing oh no it's hard to program unleash the crack heads on is the question 1.00
00:46:27.840 oh i can see you getting creative
00:46:30.000 there are you at least a new city crack heads to attack what all of which celebrity would you 0.93
00:46:36.880 excuse me do you think that you're going to be able to dictate to a crack head who they're going
00:46:40.720 to attack like do you just just say they have do you even hear yourself are we doing like a whisper
00:46:47.280 are we picking a celebrity to attack crack heads or attacking what celebrity won't 1.00
00:46:53.760 what would you call a guy that was addicted to getting high by putting gas up his ass would he be 1.00
00:46:58.640 also be a crack head because he's putting it up you know petrol head 1.00
00:47:03.280 too too european i don't like that petrol because that's what they call like people are in the cars
00:47:08.560 over there so if we're if we're selecting a celebrity i'm going to go with buscemi because i'd like to
00:47:12.560 see buscemi get vengeance on the crack heads that beat him beat him up i want to see don i want to see
00:47:16.880 don lamond get uh beat up by crack heads christian bale like in in full batman armor just i actually
00:47:23.360 you know you know you no no no i i can't get my back i want to see the rock take on the crack heads
00:47:27.600 and see because he would actually take out like probably 50 of them before they overpowered the rock
00:47:32.000 can't fight around it's actually sad somebody like somebody like the mountain that'd be good 0.95
00:47:37.280 like a like a big strong no here here's a better question because this is retarded this is a retarded 0.97
00:47:41.280 question which celebrity would you like to see like one of those crack heads just punch for no 0.89
00:47:47.200 reason in new york city right that's a woman i don't care like any of them pretty sure that's what 1.00
00:47:51.360 the question was we just took it the other way right um i just don't care it has to be a woman uh i 0.99
00:47:56.320 wouldn't probably betty white has to be a woman betty white i want to see betty white's dead oh 1.00
00:48:04.480 the crack has already got her um i'd go with kramer mad money kramer like jim kramer jim kramer i'd 0.96
00:48:12.400 like to see him just get housed by some crackhead it'd be great uh neil patrick neil patrick harris
00:48:18.000 just for no reason doogie how's it bro why i like him i just think it would be funny if like just
00:48:23.520 imagine the it's never a video it's always like a picture on the and it's like doogie hauser gets
00:48:28.320 slammed from behind that's the perfect no that's the answer oprah i want to see hope break it housed 0.96
00:48:32.880 by a crackhead hopefully in hawaii she doesn't live in new york get out of your mind ellen ellen ellen 0.96
00:48:38.080 ellen lives in la really funny y'all are terrible it doesn't matter they go you don't think they go 0.98
00:48:41.600 to new york they definitely go to new york you guys are doing this because they're pedophiles of uh of ellen 0.82
00:48:46.400 olive oil by the way you guys are doing are saying your answers because they're pedophiles or they're bad 0.91
00:48:51.280 people who would be the funniest to see get punched in the house dude oh come on you tell 0.93
00:48:57.200 me jim kramer saying bye bye bye and just getting clocked wouldn't be hilarious how about elliot page 0.99
00:49:01.920 because he she already looks like kind of like a white crackhead 1.00
00:49:06.160 oh we do we love garbage you know what i take it back that's a good answer to see him get punched yeah 0.95
00:49:15.760 dude i told you uh wasn't he like oh was he was he saying to buy during like right before 2008
00:49:22.080 crashed did he say to like to buy uh their sterns yeah right before it went bankrupt he was like 0.95
00:49:28.000 can't see it going down at all this is the first one of us besides toad deserves to be punched by a 0.95
00:49:33.280 new york city crackhead like this like like one of us is in new york for whatever reason
00:49:38.400 what none of us deserves it yeah which one of us deserves it one of us it's definitely top with 0.98
00:49:44.400 all the racist shitty tweets i'm a bad guy sometimes i don't know if i like to think i'm 0.79
00:49:47.840 i'm actually never the bad guy sorry sorry which would you which would you most like to see 0.99
00:49:52.880 get punched in the face toad is obviously no you can't pick toad he's such an easy skip goat 0.99
00:49:58.800 no it has to be one of us uh has to be clint because i think clint would definitely punch back 0.98
00:50:03.200 and clinton might kill the crackhead with one punch if i if i didn't if i don't get put to sleep 0.92
00:50:08.160 if they don't like sucker punch me to into unconsciousness like if they go murdering a 0.98
00:50:11.840 crackhead if they go body for some reason and like you take a body shot you're like you're like oh 0.99
00:50:16.160 but you're like i'll get one on you oh yeah yeah i'm gonna hurt you i'm gonna hurt you bad you crack 0.99
00:50:21.040 head you i want to see everybody saying reed he's not here to defend dude i feel like reed could take 0.98
00:50:28.480 a punch he's got a big old yeah he also would never go to new york though he would never he would
00:50:32.560 literally i don't think his body would let him go to new york city his body would reject it 1.00
00:50:38.000 his body would reject his dick his dick's too big to get across the bridge i'm gonna pick myself 1.00
00:50:43.520 just because i don't wish harm in any of you guys plus i think it'd be fun to fight a crackhead one 1.00
00:50:47.520 if you want i'm gonna pick cole because i think it would be funny i think cole would get punched and 1.00
00:50:52.800 he'd be like he'd be the guy who goes yo what the fuck dude i would be like what the fuck man 0.99
00:50:58.320 yeah cole's got the uh the plasma brain right because he'd be smiling the entire time and i 0.99
00:51:04.080 really that would be funny what what do you do that for he's like do you need money or like what what
00:51:10.240 can i do to help i'll give you money
00:51:17.120 i mean i would i would i think i would go with top because he's he's he's the most equipped
00:51:22.080 tops the most equipped because he's been in new york forever uh like he knows exactly how to handle
00:51:26.400 it you probably think almost fought a crackhead haven't you i probably this is a rhetorical question
00:51:31.680 for me i don't think you can you can sucker punch me in new york city like i i know 0.98
00:51:37.200 only we have awareness yeah are people that are fucking aloof you know you know when there's 0.98
00:51:43.120 black people around you see them maximum that's that is actually top when he's in new york that's 0.98
00:51:48.800 that is him yeah yeah it probably is yeah even with a shirt that says city of baltimore too 0.93
00:51:58.000 i fucking hate that place dude i guess baltimore or new york so we're doing so we're doing two edit 0.98
00:52:04.960 reacts a week now is that what the deal is i'm just i'm just saying god uh only when they're great 0.97
00:52:09.760 only with the gray okay they're always oh yeah this is uh it's actually the new fleek of the week
00:52:14.800 haven't done one of these in a while um become ungovernable dude that's a new tower game shirt
00:52:21.200 it'll be up like tomorrow or tonight i haven't had time to establish it but
00:52:25.760 that'll be should i give one of these away today wow yes and and if i if i see anybody shirts
00:52:31.040 it's only it's only 10 days from now but if i see anybody in dc wearing that shirt i'm gonna
00:52:36.400 fucking die laughing that'd be so fucking amazing no seriously i think if we if we ever see you at 0.96
00:52:41.920 an event and you're wearing one of our shirts we'll buy you a drink well in the chat if you're 0.99
00:52:47.280 going yes if you're going to i've seen i've seen dozens of people wearing our shirts at events
00:52:52.400 there's no way i can buy everybody if you're if you're going to dc sound off i'm going to pick
00:52:57.280 somebody that's going to dc i'm going to send you that shirt and it will get there like literally 0.92
00:53:02.640 tomorrow i will get that shit to you but you got to wear it in dc by the way uh my wife has been 1.00
00:53:08.000 elizabeth has been really upset i will promise if you if i see you with uh these clothes at an event 1.00
00:53:12.800 somewhere i will engage with you i'm gonna punch you like a crackhead yeah that's that's what i will 0.99
00:53:17.200 give you because you're a retard for wearing this out in public but no uh don't you dare try and talk to 0.99
00:53:22.720 me because she ordered like some shirts from you like weeks ago never haven't even shipped yet 0.99
00:53:27.680 she's been really like 10 days yeah i told her to message you and she was like yeah that's a 0.95
00:53:31.680 ridiculous amount of time dude you know what's crazy where's my fucking shirt she was like i was 1.00
00:53:37.200 she was like uh give me my fucking shirt she was like and and i haven't gotten anything from her i was 0.99
00:53:41.360 like message top and she was like no and i was like just message him she was like we're not friends 0.98
00:53:46.960 like that i was like what the are you talking she's right we're not friends like that liz so she
00:53:52.480 she's got it locked she gets it she goes i didn't want to message you but cole told me to
00:53:58.400 so i ordered two t-shirts from your website on the fourth today is the 15th so uh it's 11 days
00:54:05.920 and she goes i was just wondering how long it's going to take to get here i wanted to wear them
00:54:09.760 before we came down very passive aggressive so i just said i just said it'll get there before you
00:54:15.120 leave that's right and she just writes okay this is a dickhead move of me to do but it will get
00:54:22.080 there before you i just i thought it was so funny she was like we're not friends like that and i'm
00:54:26.160 like we're going to stay at his house for a week she's right though she's right though that's like
00:54:31.600 that's that's that's her husband's friend like that's what that is oh god if it gets if it like
00:54:38.720 it top do we have any more mailbag yeah unfortunately go ahead go ahead yeah yeah
00:54:45.680 they they actually all do have each other in their phones as like cole's wife oh fmk toad jose
00:54:51.680 cole yeah that's uh from rich from is this is this only is this only like uh like is this only going
00:55:00.000 to top and clint because no clue dude it's a terrible mail is this is this for our just going
00:55:05.520 to our chat do i get to myself yeah i think it's unclear when if we're if we i mean i'm so i guess
00:55:11.920 i just clinton topic i would i'm being cool i'm marrying jose i'm killing toad this is obvious
00:55:17.120 no i'm marrying toad no no no marry toad that's the only thing you should do marry toad i have a lot 0.97
00:55:23.760 of that's true he's killing himself he has the money yeah yeah he's easy he's gonna die 0.61
00:55:29.280 you get that all the money that's a good point he won't kill myself that's that is a that is a 0.99
00:55:33.600 perk kill jose he is an alpha predator and he needs to be removed from the earth i want i want that 0.63
00:55:39.760 in the clip somewhere jose he's an alpha predator that's right baby he's an alpha predator 0.99
00:55:49.360 i'm a good he's the most untrustworthy you definitely kill jose he's like the most 0.99
00:55:54.480 shifty he might do crack if you're married yeah that's the same he's he's a he's a predator 0.99
00:55:59.840 trannies and smoke crack just depending on the day actually do it but i i'm honest but you would
00:56:04.560 forthcoming and say there are scenarios in which i would dude if laney rolled up to your house like 1.00
00:56:09.120 tomorrow and was like hey your kids and wife are out of town let's smoke some crack and 0.99
00:56:12.880 fuck you'd be like you'd do it i might do it probably when in rome i mean it just shows up at 1.00
00:56:17.920 my doorstep no it's not right it's your house laney just showed up rude when life gives you bussy 1.00
00:56:23.840 like what are you yeah i'm gonna refuse such a generous offer like when life gives you
00:56:30.480 you better bound it if that's not the sign from god that he shows up at your doorstep
00:56:35.600 yeah i'm not doing anything this weekend the kids are gone the wife's gone i mean well 0.99
00:56:39.760 fuck they have crack and and lube like what am i gonna what am i gonna do like i can at least go 1.00
00:56:44.960 try the crack and i don't have to commit to the gay sex i can think about it while i'm doing the crack 1.00
00:56:48.800 oh bro once you're on the crack you're fucking you know that listen by the way if you're snorting 1.00
00:56:52.880 cocaine i feel like there's it's not a big step to then smoking crack of course not i don't know 0.99
00:56:59.920 yeah there's much more dignified to do by the way i was watching uh there was you're putting when
00:57:04.240 theo vaughn was talking to um the retarded kids no that's really funny though to tucker carlson and 0.88
00:57:11.680 they talked about doing uh cocaine that they enjoy cocaine better just by themselves just like in their
00:57:17.120 own house just snorting cocaine that's bizarre look i've seen i've seen a ton of people that are
00:57:21.200 cocaine addicts and i'll tell you this much if they ran out of coke and you offered them crack
00:57:26.560 they would all smoke it is luke on coke is tim okay no i don't believe you
00:57:34.640 his nda doesn't allow you think clint that'd be perfect to be like i have an nda
00:57:38.720 i don't have an nda doesn't allow me to what drugs is ian on no luke luke is totally sober uh tim
00:57:47.360 like drinks a beer like once a blue moon but that's it they don't do drugs at all moon i see
00:57:52.240 what you did there uh but like like that was so weird to me that they would do cocaine just by
00:57:58.960 themselves like they i don't want to go out i don't want to be with people i just want to
00:58:01.760 when you're a real drug addict that's what you do jesus i think you do you do like doing cocaine 0.94
00:58:08.800 is a gateway to crack like you're snorting cocaine gateway to crack the gateway to boofing 1.00
00:58:14.080 gasoline putting your razor handles in your asshole that's like a precursor is that science 1.00
00:58:18.800 is that the science you're the most likely i'm really i'm close something in your ass you're just 1.00
00:58:22.880 going to put a bigger open does it just does it just happen just like automatically just kind 0.97
00:58:27.200 of like just one day just snaps that's actually kind of beautiful oh wow huh tower game kitchen
00:58:38.880 whoa whoa she leaking you know the crazy thing is they can rip that chicken in half with it's good 1.00
00:58:42.880 it's good it's good so what kind of uh strength they have animal is it chicken chicken chicken
00:58:49.360 like um you know um that farmers like uh chicken yes you know same same like that but sometimes chicken
00:58:58.640 die oh oh why you know they can die always but why because it's like this that's true so we can have dinner
00:59:14.000 dude an episode an episode of theo von show with code with toad and cole would look no different from that
00:59:21.440 it would be the best episode ever and it would look exactly like that it would just be him like i didn't
00:59:26.720 even realize that wasn't colin yeah i did i did theo von show you know that yeah it was great we had
00:59:32.720 chicken it was delicious by the way i think it's remarkable that like theo von despite being one
00:59:37.120 of the funniest people on the planet he like he didn't even have to try to just be one of them
00:59:42.720 like right away he was just like immediately he just like like stepping into old like like riding a bike
00:59:47.680 no he's like going on it's like going back to that class like a semi-sentient gorilla that like
00:59:52.240 returns back to the pack you know honestly when you talk to when you talk to retarded people like 1.00
00:59:58.640 um i try not to do it every wednesday one of my friends sisters is downs and when i talk to her 0.87
01:00:05.920 i talk to her like no i don't talk to her like a child i talk to her normal and i'm able to like
01:00:10.080 because i am that i am retarded you know i have to like bring my brain up to talk to most people 0.66
01:00:15.760 i just like like i talk to her right where she's at it's a wonderful conversation what do you say
01:00:19.440 in the world what do you say what do you say you talk about like her boyfriend bogdan she's playing
01:00:24.080 basketball she's her boyfriend's name is by the way do they just love basketball do they just love
01:00:28.320 basketball because i posted that video of them playing basketball yeah she always leaves a high 0.93
01:00:32.320 dribble yeah do they they all like they're all down is your downsy relative dating bogdan bogdanovich 0.98
01:00:38.000 the fucking the sharpshooter oh yeah she's dating this guy bogdan she plays basketball with him 1.00
01:00:43.760 i make sure i every time i ask her i'm like this nigga bogdan's not like fooling around with you 0.99
01:00:48.640 right and she's like no bogdan's okay bogdan's good i'm like good because i'll him up 0.99
01:00:55.200 i'll kick your ass bogdan did i send you the uh seven foot nba player did i send you the video of 0.99
01:01:00.640 the guy that said that he was uh having not getting he was getting blow jobs in school from the special 1.00
01:01:05.280 ed kid yeah that was dope oh yeah okay i didn't post that one i don't think i don't think anybody posted
01:01:09.600 it but that was really yeah don't you have a story you want to or should we just make just
01:01:12.720 with toad and just never tell it yeah we probably could i actually want to talk about because uh
01:01:17.360 top and clint finally forced me to get premium and then start posting videos every day thank you 0.97
01:01:22.800 uh yeah so and pull your fucking weight yeah you're made for this literally it was so easy you're built 0.63
01:01:29.360 for this it was it was it's literally like yeah because uh uh before the show tyler was like hey cole 0.99
01:01:34.720 did you have any instagram videos because i'm always sending instagram videos like and i'm like no
01:01:38.240 they're just on my feed now like that's just what my like it's just the ones i find can we just
01:01:42.480 how easy it is the arrogance of oh no i'm not going to drop things in the production chat just look at
01:01:47.840 my profile just scroll through the golden nuggets i drop and pick something it's so but it's so easy
01:01:54.400 to gain gain a following and create content i did it for two days like i said gain like 500 followers
01:02:01.040 and then immediately shed them something in me was like felt dirty about being person number two
01:02:05.440 i'm person number three clint and i had to clint dipped his finger and his toe into it got the
01:02:11.760 biggest uh tweet he ever had time like elon musk is replying to it i just copy pasted from instagram
01:02:20.480 and made like 300 bucks yeah well whenever he was like he sent uh rothmus on uh twitter like posted
01:02:27.600 like how much he made he made like 28 grand 23 or 23 grand and i was like we're in a bubble like this is
01:02:34.000 retarded he had a half a billion impressions in a month it's gonna be stupid 23 000 and i was like 0.98
01:02:42.080 i was like let's get the bag homeboy i'm pretty sure you have more followers than him too
01:02:46.000 or you're really close no i've got he's got 190 i've got 135. okay but it's still like that's still
01:02:51.600 like you know on the same level almost and that that he's getting that much that he's making
01:02:55.680 better than three it becomes a thousand dollars dude it's more than a job he's making a quarter
01:03:02.640 million dollars a year yeah tweeting and and everyone's like look this is lame i'm like cold 0.99
01:03:08.800 just fucking do it that's just do it so you can quit your job people are like look at this dumb blue 0.99
01:03:13.760 check motherfucker i was like i made like 500 this month literally doing nothing i'm running my business 1.00
01:03:19.920 on the side and just being every time i get upset or like anxious i tweet something you know i'm 0.99
01:03:27.520 sponsored baby boy
01:03:33.600 i literally i literally almost like to the like uh i told liz without she was like because i told him
01:03:38.000 how much like top said he made and she was like that much she was like i could quit my job i'm like
01:03:42.800 yeah like it's literally just me scrolling instagram going like your wife makes five hundred dollars no no 0.97
01:03:48.400 no no no no like no no no no no off of what he said he like uh oh please don't just go ahead
01:03:56.480 are you talking about rothmus the 23 grand because top said how much he and raven made
01:04:02.480 oh oh from the podcast i got you no he said that's from twitter no it wasn't just from twitter you 0.99
01:04:07.040 dumb that was definitely implied you dumb bitch no it wasn't no it wasn't i i know what they're 0.98
01:04:15.120 talking about now and yeah that was not at all that was not he's he's got sponsors for the show 1.00
01:04:19.200 yeah how is he making more official than we're like because he's actually motivated to like make
01:04:24.800 money for that show i mean not that he's not motivated but that's like more like specifically
01:04:28.640 his bag well it's because he gets a bigger cut of that show so of course he's going to put more
01:04:32.400 effort into it this should be the biggest show out of all of our shows i haven't got paid a
01:04:37.840 penny from doing tower gang for three years it's insane yeah you owe us toad that's not true i feel
01:04:43.600 like you uh it's all oh yeah you covered one of my flights or some three years of labor three years
01:04:52.480 of hard labor in the in the retard minds and i get a flight out of it if we could i mean we can cover 0.90
01:04:57.840 clint's flight to come down we can cover his flight against a company look because now we're talking about
01:05:02.480 money and toad has gambled all over the way shut up toad if we can get clint to fly down just for a
01:05:06.960 day do the live performance and then fly him back out it's all about show funds do we have them toad
01:05:13.120 yeah i said we do is the money there toad toad refuses to provide he refuses to provide any
01:05:20.640 accounting we could have ten thousand dollars in that account i have no idea i have no idea
01:05:25.040 i do not how much do we have tell us how much we have right now i don't think toad should be
01:05:31.520 handling the money i was there wasn't you don't know the answer you should know the answer i bet
01:05:36.160 you know how much is in your uh gambling account right now yeah i i do yeah yeah i know how much
01:05:42.640 are you up or down i don't answer that i don't care but yeah i'm up yeah this slump continues
01:05:51.520 i'm up like 2500 this year but in all seriousness by the way uh can we touch
01:05:57.600 wait wait hold on hold on it's may 15th you've only made 25 0.97
01:06:01.280 no no no hold on top makes more from fucking twitter than you do 0.99
01:06:06.480 shut up everybody shut up everybody shut up because shut up because i make more on twitter 1.00
01:06:10.960 than you do hold on hold on hold on i gotta say because uh so earlier this week uh toad said 0.99
01:06:19.040 something about he was like uh he's like i made three thousand dollars this past month off gambling
01:06:26.240 i was like dude that's actually i was like i was like you you like you get like 36 grand a year
01:06:31.520 off gambling he was like no i average about like 2500 bucks uh a year
01:06:38.800 no it's like 9 000 that's not what you said even if it's nine grand that's nothing you spend
01:06:45.040 you spend countless hours i need to at least 10x this i was like he literally he literally has my
01:06:53.200 grades and spends hours and hours and always looking yeah he works himself he pulls all-nighters for a
01:07:00.080 show that gets like single-digit views sometimes and he works himself he works himself into a literal
01:07:06.640 like uh like uh like medical issues from do it from like watching games that he bet on for nine
01:07:14.080 grand a year he's about it he's about it he is he is dictionary definition about it he is about it
01:07:22.880 about it about it there's nobody like i'm not lying i think i can make i'm not lying i think i can make
01:07:29.440 more money giving plasma a year than you do betting i swear to god and you know what it would hurt you
01:07:34.640 less than what he's doing is hurting the medical last two years
01:07:39.200 medical community would say this is preferential to that last year you know the i'm up in my game
01:07:45.840 man i got the cool thumbnails going on now and better updates you know the and i'm not like he
01:07:49.920 did not say 9 000 he did say 2500 no i did not i guess you did i absolutely didn't the owner of the
01:07:55.920 comedy club the dude that was dressed like david yeah i was at the place again that dude's about it
01:08:09.040 the live feed this he's about it i was like all right yeah i'll see you later alex and i and i
01:08:14.240 start to leave and he's like yeah yeah i'm actually late to my appointment so i'm like oh what's going on
01:08:18.640 like as a doctor's office like are you sick you're okay he's like no i just give him plasma and i'm like
01:08:23.920 you give him plasma he's twice a week he says and i was like are you like poor and he's like
01:08:28.960 it's just what i do he said i've been doing it since i was and he just keeps going back i'm like
01:08:34.080 i'm just a plasma that's a cool answer if i've ever heard of it's just what i do had they actually seen
01:08:38.880 this dude then they would understand like this is the this is the path that cole was on like had he 0.94
01:08:43.280 kept doing that he would have been wearing some like like gator jumpsuit running a comedy store
01:08:48.160 in the middle of nowhere like that would be cold
01:08:54.560 they were just pointing out your thumbnails they do look good and i think you with the
01:08:58.160 type of content you make you just might hit the algo on these days look at that that's better now
01:09:02.400 i like the thumbnails dude you did 53 views on one of those yeah dude so many that's better than the 0.89
01:09:08.720 other ones yeah that's a fucking that's an algo hit you hit some 53 that's not even a nice 0.99
01:09:13.280 the celtics one that i had in there did uh did the most out of the recent ones i think yeah 0.99
01:09:19.120 no the celtics did 35 dude oh the one more i didn't i didn't even give out any bets on that
01:09:24.560 that was oh can the wolves eat more nuggets are we out of nuggets no more nuggies oh okay he said
01:09:36.160 i average 8 500 a year sorry okay but still averaging 8 500 a year still that's 700 a
01:09:43.200 month give or take that's a ridiculous no but i just noticed that the video not nearly enough
01:09:48.160 that had the most views there didn't even have a good thumbnail on it because that was the extra
01:09:51.360 one because i was retarded and i forgot to talk about that yeah but but you know what the headline 0.60
01:09:55.440 that the title amazing yeah can the wolves eat more nuggets that is genius level retard 0.99
01:10:02.480 shit yeah by the way you're welcome for that that was also me telling you because it was an eight 0.97
01:10:06.800 minute video though and not 40. i was like wolves eat more nuggets can we talk about how that 8 500 0.96
01:10:11.600 is a wildly swinging like up and down too so it's not even a great metric no he said he ever looked
01:10:17.280 at like year by year it's an average over 18 years so you have these years where you have legit bad
01:10:22.560 years and you're like well i made 18 grand last year so i i've been one losing year probably was
01:10:27.440 the luckiest one i mean they were i've been doing it since 2008 i've had one losing year in 2015 that's
01:10:33.600 it toad toad do me a favor 30 grand in 2022 do me do me a favor tell me how much you make or how
01:10:40.400 how many how many hours per week do you spend on gambling can you even quantify can you even quantify it
01:10:47.360 no yeah i didn't think you could please try and estimate please also quantify times where you're
01:10:53.840 staying there thinking about it i mean i mean there's diminishing well i'm always thinking about
01:10:58.160 it i mean because before before hey hey before you answer before you answered let me let me just tell
01:11:02.960 you you are making 177 per week on sports betting so now tell me how many hours you work on it
01:11:08.800 per per week uh probably uh 10 how many how many he's making per week he says if he's not lying
01:11:20.080 not lying if he says less than 40 i will be like actually that's not true it's more than 40 at least
01:11:25.600 20. all right yeah we're just going to go with 20 because i don't want this to be embarrassing for
01:11:29.520 you you make eight dollars and 85 cents an hour on sports you make a minimum wage
01:11:33.280 we need to raise the legal to pay you this raise the minimum wage
01:11:42.160 it's illegal to pay you this much and that's a part-time job you said what do you say 20 hours
01:11:46.800 i'm breaking the law you're literally you're literally you literally just have a you have
01:11:50.800 a part-time you've turned yourself into a slave laborer yeah yep this is wild i made eighteen
01:11:59.040 hundred dollars from twitter you've created your own health it's hilarious oh and including my
01:12:04.880 subscriptions i made like 2500 bucks on twitter you may need to support like bernie sanders and get
01:12:11.040 we need to get toad a livable wage because no he doesn't enjoy it no he does not enjoy it
01:12:18.080 this is the false thing that he tells himself he does enjoy it because i've seen i have to do it
01:12:22.640 yeah it's seen what it's an addiction it's an addiction it's it's but he can quit anytime but
01:12:26.720 i have to do it it's like this is becoming so far beyond absurd it's like not even reality at this
01:12:32.960 point eight dollars an hour it's it's like the guy that shoots it's like the guy that shoots heroin 0.99
01:12:38.880 up his penis like he like he doesn't enjoy it anymore it's just that he has to do it i just thought 0.98
01:12:44.400 about imagine the effort he goes through for tax evasion for all this just for like 0.99
01:12:49.200 we let him do this show i'm not i'm not lying i'm not lying if he lost money he might actually
01:12:54.160 i do not tax if if he lost money over the whole year gambling i feel like he might actually make
01:12:59.680 more money because he has to pay less taxes i feel like there's something to that i feel like he could
01:13:04.560 no that's not how it works no that's not how it works no you can't you can't you can't you can't
01:13:08.720 deduct your losses of gambling is this what no you can this is what the demons in the wall say
01:13:12.720 you can actually yeah but taking why can you i'm saying what some taking a loss would never
01:13:17.200 offset how much you pay in taxes the taxes are always going to be a fraction of the
01:13:20.480 the profits you're just you're just not good at math cole it's okay correct then why do all these uh
01:13:25.440 like billionaires like deduct all like just lose money every year do you not think taxes are bad
01:13:33.360 do you not think it's theft don't you think that we should all be people you hang with
01:13:38.240 don't you think we should all be poor so that we don't have to pay taxes like no i don't think
01:13:41.520 that i think you should make as much as possible and pay your taxes stay out of prison you can write
01:13:45.600 our flosses up to three grand i feel like he should be like i feel like i'm glad i'm glad that clint
01:13:51.280 finally said that he's not running for vice president because that right there where you said
01:13:55.040 that would have nailed you everything else is fine but that right now
01:13:59.120 i'm not a libertarian convention i'm still running i don't know why 0.98
01:14:02.080 gonna be fucking debating vivek ramaswama shama long or whatever the fuck that's what i'm saying 0.97
01:14:07.440 i feel like i feel like he could write it off and you know they like they present it they just go 0.99
01:14:14.960 the premise is like how do we destroy the deep state and i go i have a counter why do you smell so bad
01:14:23.680 and the whole the whole audience just goes dead silent i was watching his uh he was talking to
01:14:28.800 patrick bett david and they were talking about like uh what that white being racist to him and 0.99
01:14:33.520 i was like whatever who cares then i was looking at his head and his hairline it's a fucking disaster 1.00
01:14:38.880 dude you can't be president because you're brown that shit is only one side goes up to the top of 1.00
01:14:44.400 his head and then comes down it's such a it's the worst hairline i've ever seen he's bald basically 1.00
01:14:50.320 it's yeah nobody's saying this basically this his head is wild poofed up here uh yeah it's
01:14:58.080 great for the record for the record but vague smells great it's it's true i'm just gonna be
01:15:02.000 honest with you guys he smells great to be fair with his head shape he would look god awful with a
01:15:06.320 shaved head so does he smell great for an indian or he goes from being he goes from being a favorite to
01:15:12.880 being the president united states to a dude who runs a 7-eleven if he if he goes bald like he has to
01:15:17.760 hold on to the hair surprisingly good for an indian i don't know about in general though no he smells 1.00
01:15:21.760 great for real all right i mean look at this motherfucker's head look at look at that at the 0.98
01:15:27.920 top yeah that's really coming back it's receding dude dude no no no like if i grew my hair out 0.99
01:15:34.320 i probably wouldn't have that rough of a of a widow's beak like i'm not even kidding look at this
01:15:43.120 wait look at this imagine the barber that's like gonna line him up because i'm gonna give you a
01:15:46.560 straight cut here i'm gonna go around and we'll do another straight cut back and then we're gonna
01:15:51.520 go all the way that is crazy dude and you're and you're gonna be debating yo if you don't mention 0.66
01:15:57.360 his haircut clint uh you lost first off your haircut that that that that is that is that is some
01:16:03.920 trump that's how trump won is he like he didn't give a first and foremost we're gonna address this 0.99
01:16:09.360 hairline motherfucker i said i'm sitting there as a bald motherfucker just going like your hairline's 0.99
01:16:14.320 up dude it's a lot of fun two points you're about one your hairline two audience i'd like to make the 1.00
01:16:22.400 point audience that before we begin our arguments i'd like you to just take a look at his head this
01:16:27.280 is a man clearly in denial and he has no idea what's going on your hair he walked out here with
01:16:32.160 his hair like that you think he's gonna defeat the deep state he can't even defeat the deep hairline
01:16:38.000 it's corny but i could i could use that i feel like that would work on the boomer audience i feel
01:16:42.560 like that would really like for tim like tim cast fans they'd be like i don't know his core audience
01:16:47.920 is gonna eat him alive if he says some corny like that though oh i don't know yeah so i would not
01:16:52.640 i'm not gonna walk in my dad it's crazy anyway yeah yeah cole what what happened with that tell us yeah 0.97
01:16:57.760 let's just walk in my dad jerking off i'm pretty sure all right so so he was using your your computer 1.00
01:17:03.040 to jerk his dick no no no no no no so she uh she was going over to their house to to to run she was 1.00
01:17:11.280 gonna because aiden was with my mom and dude your your wife's having an affair with your dad oh she's 1.00
01:17:18.160 calling him dad no no so she uh hold on hold on everyone's just gonna buy this premise she was going
01:17:23.200 over to your father's home because she was gonna run this sounds like a cover story if i've ever 0.99
01:17:27.600 heard one oops i actually saw your dad stroking his dick yeah i was just going over to your 0.99
01:17:32.640 parents house because i was going to go on a run which i could do anywhere no no and i saw your 1.00
01:17:36.800 dad's dick listen that story's no no no okay so what did she say about it no listen hold on bigger than 0.84
01:17:42.480 yours huh so elizabeth so my parents live out in the country so they have a good place like elizabeth 0.99
01:17:47.280 wanted to go run shut the up i'm telling a story so so she goes she she told my mom she was like
01:17:53.440 just bring aiden back over to the house like after you're done and i'm gonna go on a run and
01:17:58.560 then when i get back i'll take him back home so whatever so she goes home and apparently anybody 0.95
01:18:03.920 notice he's whispering because she's home and he doesn't want her to hear this no actually because
01:18:08.320 just just woke up my son just woke up like right by the day i thought you were afraid of
01:18:12.080 he's crying no he's crying so he can't he can't hear his father talking about his grandfather's 0.97
01:18:16.000 cock yeah dude so so what she said was so she she got in there and apparently like i guess my mom 0.99
01:18:23.440 didn't tell my dad that elizabeth was coming like because he was like he was definitely coming yeah
01:18:28.960 she should have told liz that he was coming yeah god everybody's gonna make the same joke jesus but i
01:18:34.320 made it better but to just did it first it sucks so uh she gets there and i guess my mom didn't tell
01:18:40.000 him so she walks in so the way they're there they open up and like their front door like you look
01:18:45.680 straight ahead is like his computer like where his computer is at and so she said that like she
01:18:52.480 knocked for sure knocked but there was like a like basically whenever you do something like that
01:18:56.880 somebody you know how so you just knock and then you just come in you knock because you're like whatever
01:19:02.240 so she knocks comes in and then he immediately like she said like his hands were like down like by his 0.98
01:19:07.760 like dick and then like he immediately just like oh hey like like he does like a whole like thing 0.95
01:19:13.440 and then she was just like and then he became did that thing that all guys do whenever they get caught 0.96
01:19:17.440 doing something overly talkative which is like oh hey how was your day you were doing really good and 0.96
01:19:22.160 like like trying to like i have a right penis tucked in my waistband like doing that whole thing of just 0.99
01:19:29.440 like and she was like i don't know she was like i don't know i didn't see a dick or anything 1.00
01:19:33.600 but the way you lead forward so they don't see your dick print yeah and he's just like 0.98
01:19:38.160 he's like standing there with his hands on his hips but he's like he's just haunched 0.99
01:19:41.280 just slightly so you can't see the do you think she tried to see his dick like she walked in and 1.00
01:19:45.280 she did like that or yeah she flinched away i think because i think she saw like she just saw him 0.92
01:19:51.280 probably like do like a whole like like a whole just a quick reaction so she was probably like what the
01:19:56.480 fuck i want to say that's what she he might have been doing something else though because like did he have 0.96
01:20:01.520 porn up on his computer or whatever i don't know she didn't look at my sister thought she walked in 1.00
01:20:05.840 at one point at my parents house but i was actually looking at a baconator we've heard the story told
01:20:10.480 us this because i think she she was like i knew it i knew he was just trying to segue into a story
01:20:15.280 about himself i just knew it back i'm just saying because i think what's going like she tried to
01:20:21.280 immediately like she understood like the weirdness of the situation and tried to just get away she was
01:20:26.560 just like i'm just gonna go to the bathroom and like start changing get changed like to go run and so
01:20:31.120 but he was already like i'm gonna slip into something a little more comfortable and i want
01:20:33.600 to say he was like he immediately was like uh for my run yeah yeah sorry babe i'm really sweaty from 0.98
01:20:40.560 my run so i saw your dad's dick and now i'm pouring sweat i seem to have a rip in my yoga pants right 0.99
01:20:48.400 here at the crotch is there anything you could do to help me god damn uh she said that he really he's 0.99
01:20:54.400 like gotta need to go mow he's like he's like was going out to the to the garage to get like it's 0.98
01:21:00.480 like he's hitting the mower dude like it's just yeah he's just like knocking on it and i was like
01:21:08.080 once she told me that i was like i was like he was 100 jerking off i was like he's like that's 0.90
01:21:13.600 100 what guys do like if they get caught they're just going to try to they're going to give you that 0.57
01:21:18.000 weird thing of where they're really nice and talkative to be like that wasn't weird right you didn't see
01:21:22.480 anything let's just be like let's just how was your day like uh i need to go to my wife right
01:21:30.160 it was it was this is a good question for the the lady viewers we have like
01:21:35.600 five um i want to know do you would you want to like i don't mean this in a sexual way but would
01:21:42.480 you want to know what your husband's dad is packing like do you want to know just do you want to just
01:21:48.480 see it just so you you know i'm honest like honest question i'll turn it back on you would
01:21:53.200 you want to know what your girlfriend and wife's mom is packing yeah i want to see my my yeah my 0.99
01:21:59.360 mother-in-law's tits of course i do i'm a total sicko but like i guess it's like you gotta take 1.00
01:22:04.720 into account i want to see top's mom's tits are you out of your mind of course i want to see everybody's 1.00
01:22:08.160 heavy i mean i wouldn't want to see my mother-in-law like even before 0.99
01:22:15.920 i don't even mean it in a sexual way who's kate hi kate what i don't dude so when we ask the
01:22:21.760 women questions all of a sudden they like they pop up that we've never seen before just like 1.00
01:22:25.920 they're just sitting there all quiet as fuck and they're like no i don't like a women should be 1.00
01:22:29.440 my father-in-law's cock baby mama said yes yeah i don't think she's wanting to like see his dick 1.00
01:22:35.280 there's no like like there you go i like her she's my favorite she's cool but i just like 1.00
01:22:42.400 have you ever been in that situation where you've seen like where you've walked have you ever walked 0.63
01:22:45.840 in on somebody jerking off only myself don't think so dude guys themselves you've cut you what you've 0.76
01:22:55.120 caught your dad yeah but like it's not like actual like visual but like when those ones like all the 0.90
01:23:00.640 mannerisms like i know the same thing same thing where it's just like yeah it was like it was the
01:23:05.040 back in the day where like he had like cable and i like so he had i think you're like a porn you know
01:23:09.840 how you'd have like the previous channel so he pulled that slick moved where he like clearly was
01:23:14.160 thinking like previous channel and i kind of came around the corner late at night i guess it's so funny
01:23:18.400 because i'm just watching this oh i thought you were sleeping uh oh okay good night uh love you
01:23:38.560 get the out of here i saw my i saw my dad jerking up one time and i was just like the only thing i
01:23:43.760 the only thing i cared about was that one he didn't know because i didn't want the awkwardness
01:23:48.320 of like had that me having seen it but the part two like the second thought i had after i snuck away 0.99
01:23:54.320 to make sure that he didn't know that i had seen it was that my dick was bigger than my dad's and i 0.99
01:23:57.440 was like cool oh that's something that you want to see your dad's dick is if yours is bigger than his 1.00
01:24:07.280 you'd want to know that i got caught jerking off in high school by my entire family you think your dick's 1.00
01:24:12.480 bigger than your dad's big dick toad it's possible it's possible damn your dad is a sad dick 1.00
01:24:24.560 real quick with the entire family i did get caught by my mom once when my whole family was there like 1.00
01:24:30.160 or not like a lot of my family was around so they kind of all heard the murmurings and like i remember
01:24:34.640 it was literally like i was kind of on the ground like feet kind of sprawled like literally into it
01:24:39.600 and then like mom's gonna open the door like one of those uh yeah i was probably like 13 or so
01:24:44.480 it was pretty my story my story with my dad was pretty funny actually because i i was going to visit 0.89
01:24:49.360 you're a wild man came home early as i was watching porn on living room tv he's a sadist 0.61
01:24:54.240 so that's exactly what happened with my dad so i was i was supposed to go spend the weekend with him 0.94
01:25:01.200 because i would only spend weekends with him when i was growing up so i i show up at his house i close
01:25:06.400 my car door i walk up the stairs to the front he's got uh glass front doors so i could see this 0.97
01:25:12.000 nigga just pounding his pud on the couch and i was like i was like oh fuck i can't knock i can't ring 1.00
01:25:16.960 the bell right because then he'll know like oh yeah i saw his dick so then i go back down to my car 0.99
01:25:21.600 and i slam my door and then i hit the alarm to like have it boop and then i go up to the door he's 0.99
01:25:27.440 still jerking off and i'm like you gotta be locked in kidding me bro he's locked in so then i go back down 0.94
01:25:33.280 in my car i do it again i turn my car on i turn my car off i slam the door i broke it again into the 0.95
01:25:40.000 house he's still jerking no i'm just kidding by then he finally stopped but i was like dude this 0.99
01:25:45.520 guy's a fucking animal you gotta let him finish you gotta let him clean up you gotta let him cook dude 0.99
01:25:51.120 that's actually what the t-shirt is for it's a great cum t-shirt after you do that you get caught 1.00
01:25:55.120 you just take it off you wipe your cum up with this t-shirt perfect use i should sell it as a cum rag 0.97
01:26:01.200 instead right no it's a great shirt don't do that he wanted you to see it clint he was like you need 0.99
01:26:07.040 to see this dude i that shit sucked i just i've never caught my dad like i've always i told him 0.99
01:26:14.320 said before i've heard i've heard my parents fuck that's that was way like just as bad i mean but like 0.99
01:26:20.000 i mean i'm afraid of like you know jose he has girls so he'll probably never have to worry about 0.99
01:26:25.120 that with his girls i hope they never catch you jerking off no they've never caught me that would 0.99
01:26:30.160 be hell i would hope not jesus christ that's way worse i think it's way worse if your daughter 1.00
01:26:34.800 catches you jerking off oh this is actually a good question for for you jose would it be worse if your 1.00
01:26:39.840 daughter's caught you jerking off or you catching them jerking off oh god i'm not even i can't oh 1.00
01:26:44.960 i that's really i guess it's a horror it's a horrifying i mean i'd rather get caught that's 0.99
01:26:52.160 just gross oh no i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't think so no i'd rather no
01:26:59.840 i don't know i don't want the other one's horrifying more horrifying i think that they'd screech i think
01:27:05.920 they'd wail jose would rather have his daughters be traumatized all right all right let's move on
01:27:12.560 i can i can imagine it in the line i can i can imagine it being like the uh like the seinfeld
01:27:19.200 episode the uh the pool episode where they like walk in on them and then they like look down and 0.99
01:27:24.240 laugh that would be way worse if your own kids look down at your dick and laugh at you oh god oh god 0.99
01:27:33.200 that's what that's what hell must be right i'd immediately go for a post-birth abortion i just 1.00
01:27:38.080 be like can we get can we get a palate cleanser after that talk with any of them hold on hold on
01:27:42.480 hold on i do want to because i saw a joke i saw it no no no don't play it yet i do have something
01:27:46.880 because i saw a joke today it was one of those other like reddit joke kind of things that you
01:27:50.560 you were enjoying that you posted that one the one where they're hopping on minecraft 0.98
01:27:55.520 i'm not even done i haven't done the thing yet suck my cock uh but the the joke was it's a warning 0.99
01:28:03.520 like uh so this uh little girl this little girl saw her uh mom and dad naked one day and so she goes 0.99
01:28:10.640 up to her dad and she was like daddy when am i gonna get those two big things that mommy has on
01:28:14.880 her chest and he goes uh like when you get older like you'll you'll get that and she goes okay next
01:28:20.640 day rolls around and little girl see once again sees her mom and dad naked and she goes to her dad
01:28:25.600 and she goes daddy when are you when am i gonna um get the uh the thing that's hanging between your
01:28:30.960 legs and the dad like looks around and he's like let's see if his mom's around she's like after your
01:28:35.680 mom leaves oh what the fire it's not even it's not even funny it's just i told i showed that to 0.82
01:28:43.120 elizabeth that she got upset god that should suck say hello to my little friend say hello to my little 1.00
01:28:51.360 friend say hello to my little friend oh god that's the worst one but say hello to my little friend the 0.94
01:28:57.120 voices get more and more
01:29:03.200 the voices do get progressively more hyped now was this like so that girl's a comedian the one that 0.83
01:29:08.160 posted this but was this posted as like like you know how funny this is or was it posted because
01:29:13.040 you thought it was cute this is what i struggle with i do want to do the lineup and and the woods
01:29:21.040 because i think i have chicks are famous though right i have i have i have a wood super i think 1.00
01:29:26.400 my wood is like some tiktok star because she just goes around being tall as fuck and videoing 1.00
01:29:30.720 herself and i'm serious that's like her thing the two midgets are both like porn stars 1.00
01:29:37.440 dude the second from the smallest is fucking that okay so i i do we have the do we have the picture 0.99
01:29:43.360 of them all lined up because yeah do we have the picture of all lined up because i was i did have 0.93
01:29:47.680 out because i had a different okay so i guess it'd be like so we can go one two three four five
01:29:52.400 dude the second to smallest dude yeah that's so mine would be so i'll tell you i don't even understand
01:29:58.400 how you could have a good body at three feet yeah it's wild how is that possible i literally go
01:30:06.160 two one three five four that's how i would go five and five and four are too tall man wait wait you go
01:30:14.960 three is three yes you're out of your mind yes no which one is three the green well no no no from 0.99
01:30:22.000 left to right one two three four five he's saying the tiniest one is the third one he'd you're a sick 1.00
01:30:27.600 dude dude it's gross dude she might have the she might have the best tits of the bunch 1.00
01:30:33.600 look at them the smallest one yeah you're out of your mind they look like 1.00
01:30:43.040 they look like fat boy tits that's a that's a crazy thing to say dude 0.99
01:30:49.280 because five five like by the way so look just take them out four which is i guess the lila girl 0.99
01:30:55.840 she's i mean i mean she has the uh she has more of the like midget body than the actual midget does 1.00
01:31:01.600 it's crazy the like she has like the box of a torso disgusting 1.00
01:31:09.920 she's a nice lady she's probably super nice her body isn't 1.00
01:31:23.520 oh five five is just way too like skinny and tall at least like like i go one five one five two four 0.97
01:31:29.440 three so two total bitches one five two there's no i'm getting so lost in the number in this order 1.00
01:31:38.640 if it's one through five left to right i'm going two first plus i've already jerked off to her nudes 1.00
01:31:43.920 so i just know the the second smallest i'm smashing that's all i know yeah 0.98
01:31:48.640 yeah he's like i'm not doing shit with the rest of them but i'm marrying this they would 0.78
01:31:57.440 no they wouldn't i don't think they would yes they would i think they'd all 0.99
01:32:01.280 fuck cole i mean you're a handsome fella the smallest one there there's like videos of her 1.00
01:32:06.240 out there getting like railed and shit cole you're like actually taller than number two 0.99
01:32:10.320 it sounds so awful when you say it like that i'm taller than at least three of them i'm taller 0.96
01:32:14.880 than 60. no come on you're not taller than the third one the fourth one no i mean i'm taller than
01:32:19.440 three of them no right then lila hart she's she's she's a midget yes so my buddy lilo's got to be my 0.85
01:32:25.680 number two in your magazine the two chicks that are way taller than me i can't those tall 1.00
01:32:29.840 bitches man that can't it can't happen well you can't any of them but like we're just doing the 1.00
01:32:34.000 hypothetical yeah it's the whole thing i'm just like it's not even i'm not even saying i would i'm just 0.94
01:32:38.160 saying if if it were to come down like it's the same situation where jose smokes crack yeah like
01:32:43.520 that's like the situation that's happening with me yeah no i'm not two then lila then the like i
01:32:48.480 would never seek out any of these women these i'm not i'm ranking all five because i have to not
01:32:53.760 because i want to yeah because i would never like i wouldn't give them a second glance at all like ever
01:32:58.720 like it's just these none of these you would you would you would give a long fifth glance at number
01:33:04.480 one and number two dude the second the second is like smallest one that is one of those ones that
01:33:10.080 you like you you kind of like try not to look you catch in the corner you go holy 0.97
01:33:14.160 shit she's a midget and she's hot and like you you kind of can't help yourself but look yeah i guess 1.00
01:33:19.040 this one's just kind of like the other one anomaly 610 you're fucking absolutely looking at the 1.00
01:33:24.320 it's like seeing it's like seeing a hot it's like seeing a hot black woman you're just like doesn't 1.00
01:33:27.920 happen very never seen it like it's just like you look at and you go oh oh wow like that's actually
01:33:34.720 like a really beautiful black woman just doesn't happen i always had a problem with the my wife and 1.00
01:33:40.320 this is how i knew i was racist um my when we were getting married so today's my anniversary happy
01:33:45.440 anniversary to me but uh my wife will watch the yes to the dress and anytime there was a black woman 1.00
01:33:50.320 on there trying on dresses i'd just be like why even do that it just looks like so unnatural it just
01:33:55.600 it always looks bad have you ever seen that show wait does it look unnatural because they
01:33:59.520 actually got someone to marry them what are you saying i don't know like look at i don't know it
01:34:06.480 just look at a black woman she's thinking like that natural like putting a dress on a gorilla or 1.00
01:34:10.640 something is that what you're getting at is that the angle you're getting at am i all right wait up
01:34:15.600 let's just pull up we'll pull some pictures let's pull up some Michelle Obama in a wedding dress 1.00
01:34:20.400 those other chicks have names by the way the one who was the uh my favorite and jose's favorite is 1.00
01:34:26.160 uh jordana james that's her name you jerked off to her huh yeah what the are you talking about 0.99
01:34:32.160 he's talking about the the the midget the second one oh i jerked off to her that's crazy 0.99
01:34:39.040 gotta do what you gotta do man i don't see any problem with this i mean that one just doesn't 0.96
01:34:43.360 it doesn't strike you as strange when you look at it you're like that's like like no just don't feel right
01:34:50.400 i just feel like they're there i don't mind that they're getting married it's just like they're in
01:34:53.920 the wrong country to be doing it black don't crack at least don't wear white 1.00
01:35:02.160 you ain't no virgin don't you be lying the white i don't know listen all right i'm gonna stop my 0.99
01:35:07.200 racism but that's just that's just what i feel by the way the the amount of people in that uh the 0.98
01:35:11.600 comment section of like the tall ones saying they would just want to climb the amazon like there
01:35:15.840 there was a lot of thing about climbing like they all want to like get with tall
01:35:19.040 bitches and i don't understand it i would like you just for the just experience it no it's a 1.00
01:35:24.960 fantastic novelty you're just you're too cowardly to embrace it it's fine have you been with a chick 1.00
01:35:30.560 over six six no six three six three it's a huge bitch i feel like after six feet for me that's 1.00
01:35:37.920 not even that huge because i'm six one but for y'all that'd be like i know that i just think it'd be 0.88
01:35:41.920 wild to be like such a disparity in size that like you're literally like lined up with like also
01:35:46.640 because clint that's also something weird for you because you're literally at boobies well yeah
01:35:50.400 because clint you've also never been with anybody taller than you i feel like that had just said i
01:35:56.240 have six no i mean i meant like outside of that one like that'll be the first one you'd be like oh
01:36:00.400 like this is kind of different because like i'm always like the taller one it was anomalous 0.83
01:36:04.640 it was it was like it was like a fucking it was like hey i get to feel how all the girls feel when 0.97
01:36:08.640 they're with me it was me we get a little role reversal i feel loved i feel like the 0.99
01:36:16.560 big show i would never that's why they call him the butcher now he slayed the the big show 0.93
01:36:23.680 yeah no she played so well she's gay now is how tall does a have to be for 1.00
01:36:28.000 them to start really to like smelling like having body odor i feel like after a certain height the 0.98
01:36:33.120 the taller they get the more they stink the further away they get from the
01:36:36.640 sea so the less they can also i would say that also the shorter they get the stinkier they get
01:36:41.440 under like a certain height right that's a good question do you think lila heart stinks 1.00
01:36:46.640 is there a bell curve is there a bell curve to this where like like on each end it's stinky and
01:36:52.400 then in the middle i'm telling you why i don't think lila heart stinks this is why her legs are so 1.00
01:36:57.360 close up to her nose like that she's she would know she would know before anybody else 0.99
01:37:06.640 i really do like way ahead of time she's genuinely funny too this sucks man 0.99
01:37:14.080 this sucks why are y'all so not wanting to to like rag on i'm gonna be honest with you even 0.99
01:37:18.560 though number two's body is banging for being a little tiny lady uh she looks like she stinks 1.00
01:37:23.600 i'm just being totally honest she does she's like yeah i think we're back up tyler but she's 0.89
01:37:30.320 too short to look the least stinky of all of them yeah no she does look stinky there no she looks 1.00
01:37:37.280 the least honestly honestly all of them except for number five number you know what stink 0.96
01:37:43.040 number one stinks number one stinks for sure thanks too hundred percent stinks number one 0.93
01:37:49.280 number one number one looks like she stinks if you went if you went to that carpet and you smelled 1.00
01:37:54.400 the carpet it would smell like her feet still yeah dude number number one is like walking into a rotten 0.99
01:37:58.960 egg factory like it is he smells like sulfur by the way you could convince me number one's a tranny 1.00
01:38:07.360 too she has tranny vibes dude i like really any tall bitch you could convince me yeah that's true 1.00
01:38:12.960 you could i like how we went from how fuckable are they to how much is their pussy that's that's how 1.00
01:38:17.920 that's how non-fuckable they are that's what i'm saying like it's just it's it's not just their 1.00
01:38:22.800 pussy though toad i'm talking about just general general general general body stank number three 1.00
01:38:28.800 i guarantee you cannot smell good no oh yeah yeah as much as i want to say that number easy in here 1.00
01:38:34.480 number three is the third most fuckable and the number one most stanky 0.99
01:38:38.960 i can't believe you would say that's the number three most fuckable it's the craziest thing to say 0.99
01:38:44.720 like honestly honestly i feel like i should call the cops like you're a sick no i i had to agree with 0.99
01:38:49.920 coal on that by default because the other two bitches are way too tall so they're completely 1.00
01:38:53.440 unfuckable so that's the problem how's that like make them completely a little gremlin is like it's 1.00
01:38:58.560 like you're like you're like literally choosing to fuck a kid over like giant bitches yeah that's 1.00
01:39:03.440 crazy like it makes me like you know the old cartoon of like lord of the rings it makes me think of the 1.00
01:39:09.520 hobbits like the yeah i am she doesn't even look like a kid she looks like a fucking like a like 1.00
01:39:14.400 like an otter standing on its tail she's absolutely not yeah she can't do a hot walk like she like 1.00
01:39:22.720 she's like she'll come at you like like a little the waddle the waddle actually oh yeah she walks 0.99
01:39:28.000 like a penguin you know what she looks she looks smells like one too she looks kickable she looks like 1.00
01:39:32.560 you could punch she looks like that little uh you ever played mario 64 where you got to get the 0.99
01:39:51.040 fucking baby penguin and bring him to like the downstairs to give him to the mother yeah yeah 1.00
01:39:54.720 that's what it looks like i would my favorite thing i would punch the tall ones because the bigger they 1.00
01:39:58.560 are the harder they fall they would it would be like a tree it would just be oh i don't think 0.94
01:40:03.360 you could knock her out i don't think you can knock any of these out
01:40:10.800 they would knock me out with their smell
01:40:13.920 you don't think that he can knock out two or three or four come on man no i would not 1.00
01:40:19.520 leave a heart out in a second lila heart all those bitches at the same time the rest of them 1.00
01:40:24.480 the rest of them no i would have to now by the way a body shot might hurt my hand though dude we're 0.99
01:40:28.800 so lucky we're not famous because if we were this clip would be fucking super viral right now this is 0.96
01:40:33.360 the most fucked up thing we've ever done i think we're just like we went from who would we 0.99
01:40:38.640 fuck out of these midgets and giants and then we said which one stinks the worst and then we went to 1.00
01:40:43.920 who can we knock out i mean we are fucking out of our minds dude i genuinely think i could take that 1.00
01:40:49.600 whole room of women at the same time and win now i think and i think most of us could 1.00
01:40:53.920 except for toad and maybe cole i think by the way clint i think and i'm sorry jose i think you could
01:40:59.680 i really think you could like gorilla like gorilla your way in there and just start swinging who do
01:41:05.120 you take first who's the biggest threat none of them i would literally go for the little one and chuck 0.98
01:41:09.920 it at one of the other ones that's what i'm not i'm not chucking shit i'm punting the the two and 0.96
01:41:14.080 three obviously yeah i'm just kicking honestly no lila just i'll save her for last because one 0.98
01:41:18.880 arm throwing you punch three i think you can knock it you can might you might kill two if you punch it 0.95
01:41:26.560 you know what i would do i would 300 kick i would 300 kick i think that's that's this is the key this 0.98
01:41:32.000 is sparta you know i'm saying honestly i would you know what i would do for uh for leela or i would
01:41:36.320 definitely go for the legs you know those legs are twigs you know a 300 this is sparta kick would be
01:41:41.760 directly into her mouth like that like it is right into her face all you do is one inside
01:41:46.400 leg kick for lila and it's done it's oh yeah inside leg kick on lila and it might snap her legs in half 1.00
01:41:52.640 it would break it would break all her shit dude that's now that's the thing is like the leg kicks 1.00
01:41:57.600 on the two midgets the two midget midgets yeah might do nothing it's just like it's like hitting 0.99
01:42:02.160 no you just gotta like dude i'm not i'm not leg kicking any of them i'm fucking i'm trying to 0.99
01:42:06.320 no you definitely i would like to kick him i would definitely like kick the uh the tall 0.99
01:42:11.920 bitches and it's important how you start this tyler please please cue up the 300 spartan kick 1.00
01:42:16.560 please you when you get a chance you go you bust into this room right and they're doing just this 0.98
01:42:21.200 they're having a good time you're there to take out all of them like like your mission is to knock
01:42:25.120 them out the first thing you do when you open that door has to be meaningful like you've got to 0.99
01:42:30.480 fucking hurt one because if you just like stun one then they then they get brave then then they 0.99
01:42:35.280 know when they swarm yeah no you got it you got to crush number one right out there literally would 0.99
01:42:40.480 be like one arm throwing human beings i mean honestly honestly honestly honestly two two three
01:42:47.840 and four don't stand a chance so you just have to crush number one and then really it's just you
01:42:51.440 versus five see i feel like you would you would definitely go after the little ones first and then
01:42:56.320 you just kind of no no you don't understand how to fight at all if you're going after the little 1.00
01:43:01.360 ones first you're an idiot you have to crush the giant if you don't crush the giant you're 1.00
01:43:05.520 in trouble the little ones will grab your legs you got legs you got nothing you need you have five 1.00
01:43:10.160 assailants and i get it they're weak they're not going to do much but you do need to take the little
01:43:15.120 ones and use them as like environmental distractions you know what you got to do to distract the other
01:43:19.520 ones while you're being viciously murdering little ones use them as bowling balls to knock the tall 0.92
01:43:24.320 that's that's what i do to number two i i i do i do like the whole using the short ones that the
01:43:29.680 small ones as projectiles that does work i feel like that could grabbing her throwing her like 1.00
01:43:36.560 nothing at the other one right in the room like i got it i got it i got it i got it all right here
01:43:41.600 here's what i do i walk in crush number one then i take lila and i take number two and i
01:43:48.480 fucking smash number five with them and then and then i do it and then i smart kick number 0.90
01:43:54.000 three do this game set match this is this is how you do it and this is the craziest way pull the 0.98
01:43:57.680 picture back up and this is the craziest way this is the craziest way you could do it tyler
01:44:06.000 could be criminal like everything we've done so far this is all in minecraft and we love all these
01:44:11.520 women and we would never let this would actually happen but it's a very fun okay the one in the 1.00
01:44:16.960 middle and i don't know the other three here's what you do there's one in the middle right here
01:44:21.280 you bust in through that door behind them they all look at you like oh
01:44:26.480 and then you take the little one you take that little one right there with the blue again this is
01:44:31.440 all in minecraft and you take her like by her feet and you swing her at the corner of this wall
01:44:36.720 right there where that closet is like a baby you're bashing it's a rock type like a water
01:44:43.280 balloon she explodes and then you send a message right off the bat you tell the rest of them put 0.98
01:44:50.960 this funnel in your anus and then you fill up their anus with gasoline yeah and that's how you do it 0.99
01:44:59.040 i mean if you do go in there with that extreme dominance just literally break your head off the 0.99
01:45:03.760 fucking wall like you don't even need to fight game over they're like whoa yeah if you if you water 0.98
01:45:09.520 balloon a person i think you might be like you might be like the most dominant you you gasoline 0.99
01:45:18.320 turn them into gasoline i love i love oh dude the term water ballooning somebody
01:45:25.840 to define taking poking them up by their legs and swinging them at a corner of a wall until their
01:45:35.600 head explodes it's like biblical i do a show uh tomorrow and the next day and we're gonna we look
01:45:43.360 at current events through a biblical lens bro we're not talking about popping midgets like balloons yo my
01:45:52.080 favorite part about the visual on that was that i was thinking like won't you water balloon number three
01:45:57.040 right then the other the other four are just covered in her blood and you're like there's there's no
01:46:03.040 there's no ground and pound there's no jujitsu because everyone's going to be slipping and sliding all
01:46:07.040 over the place so you just gotta ah yeah no you're literally overwhelming speed overwhelming force
01:46:13.440 break for the door when you're just blood everywhere they're just at that point what i do is
01:46:20.880 oh my god what's happening clint this is what you do they're all covered in in the blood of this
01:46:25.920 midget and they're looking at you and you look at them and you're just holding i am your god
01:46:29.840 you just have the legs you have two weapons you have two no no no no but you go you act surprised
01:46:36.560 you go oh like oh guys listen listen listen everybody just let's just calm down real quick let's just
01:46:42.880 gaslight them gaslight them like they're the problem wait you're telling them to calm down after you 0.96
01:46:48.480 already blew this bitch up all right all right all right calm down let's let's let's let's let's 1.00
01:46:55.120 regroup let's regroup right now let's start overreacting the situation sure i might have 0.99
01:47:00.560 kicked this door open and just busted your friend open like a water balloon but let's think about this
01:47:06.560 what just happened here 1.00
01:47:11.520 oh god if my shit against white people doesn't get me i don't know how this 1.00
01:47:16.880 this is crazy do you think there's no way they rush you after that right they're not dude you're like 1.00
01:47:22.960 whoa i i will say i will say there is one tactical aspect about top's uh angle on this that's
01:47:29.440 brilliant because once you've exploded three one and five these tall pitches they're never going to
01:47:33.760 be able to get their footing they're just going to be slipping and sliding i think they're going to
01:47:37.840 be one the mental game it's over like you know like the sun because they know you'll do i'll tell you
01:47:43.600 definitively who it's over for number three number three is super super done
01:47:50.080 the tall ones neutralized
01:47:53.520 would be a failed at that point like the mighty oh oh dude i literally i literally thought i was
01:48:00.320 gonna like die i was laughing so hard that was crazy bro that was so crazy do you like after that 0.71
01:48:06.080 you don't i feel like you wouldn't even have any fight in you either like they wouldn't want to fight
01:48:10.640 and that you wouldn't want to fight at the same time so i think you're not i don't know i'd be
01:48:14.080 pretty blood crazy i'm doing something that awesome
01:48:21.840 i'm holding their friend's legs and i just go all right guys everybody just calm down what just
01:48:27.520 happened here was after you do this all guys that was crazy is there any ice in that bucket or can we
01:48:35.840 do we need to send somebody out because i need to i need to cool down dude like that is the most uh
01:48:42.640 like mass murder psychopath move after you've blown this up is to just turn to them and say let's just
01:48:49.920 take a minute let's just take a break let's take a breather and you're you're literally covered in
01:48:55.120 everything i mean it literally would be like the visual on this is just unbelievable there's no use
01:49:00.960 just playing the victim right here we're thinking about the future now how are we going to get past
01:49:04.960 this no one's going to call the cops right i mean we're all like dude we're cool here it literally
01:49:10.480 sounds like a like of the boys episode like of like something like homelander would do yeah and
01:49:15.680 you get them down you go listen only one of us is leaving this room so let's talk about who that's
01:49:20.160 going to be and how we're going to get to that decision dude if if any of you have seen if any of
01:49:23.920 you have seen gen v it is that is like what the entire series is it's just people's bodies
01:49:29.120 exploding it's fantastic it's a good chance it's not my fault you're friends with
01:49:36.880 just gaslight just gaslight gaslight gaslight yo yo that's that's the cover story you go oh i
01:49:43.280 thought we were having a water balloon fight and you just but you're dead serious but i seriously
01:49:48.880 don't know how after you water balloon somebody like that that you could go on and then water
01:49:53.200 ballooning is now a thing yeah it is you could go on to to the next like what would you you can't top
01:50:00.240 that so how do you do the next you just punch the next one like you can't i really think it's just
01:50:04.800 over and then after that you just like savage violence i don't think it is over i think i don't
01:50:08.640 literally just go up to them and just choke them out and they they wouldn't do anything you just be
01:50:12.160 like i'm sorry i'm sorry but i don't think it's over once you water balloon one of them you have to
01:50:16.080 you have to dispose of the others top i want i want advice how do you handle it yeah oh like i
01:50:22.480 said you just yeah i'm sorry i did i did a cool design i'm doing like a huge drop on top lobster
01:50:27.600 and it's just says gaslighting and it's like somebody holding up and and the words like it
01:50:31.840 has strings and it says gaslighting under this is how crazy top is we're in the middle of one of
01:50:35.840 the best bits of all time and he's looking at his artwork he's just like he's totally tuned out
01:50:39.120 reminded me of some i drew dude this is dope how would i do i already explained it i'd make them all
01:50:44.560 i'd make them say okay guys listen i mean once you say let's take a beat what do you do
01:50:48.560 with all right we're taking a second choose partners and then i give them i hand them a funnel
01:50:52.720 and i say somebody goes first someone goes second you guys are pouring the the gasoline into each 0.95
01:50:56.720 other's assholes choose but you've got a couple of minutes to do this but i'm giving you the choice 0.94
01:51:01.360 so is this a saw movie now like we've got i think because you could get them to do whatever 0.96
01:51:06.560 you wanted to do like you're like like they are they have become your subject so how do you get
01:51:12.240 them to do that you've just intimidated them so much because the first explosion you just water
01:51:16.400 ballooned their friend they're your play things that you just like essentially mk altered them in
01:51:21.920 like the course of like five minutes oh i thought it was your birthday i blew up the pinata this is
01:51:29.920 created the most violent over-the-top act in front of them that just like bewildered their reality and
01:51:34.880 gaslighted them after like nothing big deal no big deal happened so yeah they're reeling right now
01:51:39.760 they're like they're very suggestible it's like one of those bank heist hostage situations where
01:51:43.840 like they call like the guy and they're like it will kill a person every hour on the hour until we
01:51:48.240 get our money the same thing you'd be like i will water balloon each and every one of you on the hour
01:51:52.640 until y'all like do what i want you to do so just be like what do you want them to do though 1.00
01:51:57.600 kill them like at that point it's just like just just funnel the gasoline into your assholes 0.99
01:52:02.000 i've been very clear it's kind of like how i choose uh the rapapalooza to the smaller cost 1.00
01:52:11.920 oh my god yo travis whoever the fuck you are that's travis that's travis 0.99
01:52:18.480 yeah dude travis with a banger gosh damn that's a t-shirt that's a t-shirt right there 0.99
01:52:24.640 like almost like a band t-shirt or not the small 0.98
01:52:29.200 we're just can you make top top hold on hold on to shut up can you make a can you make this with 0.51
01:52:37.360 somebody's no not somebody i want you to draw yourself i've never seen you draw yourself i want 0.71
01:52:41.840 to see you draw yourself swinging the little tiny one into the corner and exploding not with blood
01:52:47.440 explode it like a water balloon like explode with confetti
01:52:52.720 can say rapapalooza to the smaller cost the numbers that they're going to blame uh on us
01:53:00.480 are going to be greatly exaggerated god you had to go there that's a high note you guys want to
01:53:06.560 i think that's a good that's a high note but we can get out of here even higher play the laney edit
01:53:10.160 yep let's get the thought we did the laney edit there's a second one we got another one 0.99
01:53:14.080 motherfuckers all right all right all right double up another one eleni hobomog production 1.00
01:53:20.240 you're literally staring into the abyss and the abyss stole my bike 1.00
01:53:34.800 that's what you do that's the second that's yo her edits were you raping white women like 1.00
01:53:47.440 raping white men never never raped white women never ever ever ever 0.99
01:53:50.960 i don't have any hate for the jews but i would say that i'm opposed to zionism 1.00
01:54:05.440 by their terms that is hate for the jews yeah well they can call me anti-semitic all
01:54:09.040 they want but it doesn't mean that i am means that i am
01:54:16.640 they've been doing the same thing to top for months it's totally a lie
01:54:31.040 did we cue him in on purpose when i started talking about the jews and
01:54:40.640 tim pool was that like an on purpose thing no no
01:54:54.240 yeah but i'm just saying but then you look at them i'm like oh these people are literally
01:55:12.880 retired i hate retarded people too but it's like i'm not defending either of you i just 0.94
01:55:16.560 don't stop spending my money but you do a show with a bunch of retards so you like you really 1.00
01:55:20.160 hate retards remember holocaust means whole burnt offerings you want to know what the real holocaust 0.99
01:55:38.080 is the real burnt offering is going to be when all of these jews that don't believe in jesus christ go 1.00
01:55:44.320 to hell 1.00
01:55:50.160 oh my god 0.75
01:56:13.840 ladies give us new ideas for the next smolocaust 1.00
01:56:18.160 that means that uh i think that it means i am direct correlation so funny to me
01:56:24.800 there's a direct there's a direct correlation between how violent 0.77
01:56:27.840 ladies and how crazy oh my god 1.00
01:56:32.160 how did that already happen what the is happening oh that's probably i think that was uh i think that
01:56:45.680 was uh latin wow yeah it was leighton yeah jesus christ so great amazing how is this show not like
01:56:52.800 like blown up already dude we are fucking meaning in real time ladies and gentlemen 0.98
01:56:58.480 laney boys we are so back we are so fucking back yeah i like it's crazy because i've stopped watching 0.98
01:57:05.840 a lot of the podcasts like comedy podcasts i was watching before because they're not as good as this
01:57:10.960 i i would i would watch i would continue to watch if i wasn't a part of this that's why i don't watch
01:57:15.120 the show is because i'm a part of it but if i wasn't i feel like i would watch it a lot that was
01:57:20.000 that was that was insane in the best way possible i'm i am i have i don't know if i've ever laughed as
01:57:25.840 hard as i did i thought i was gonna die that was amazing i feel dirty we have a lot of choices for
01:57:32.240 the the water ballooning uh rapapalooza 2 the smaller cost yeah no the name of the show is the
01:57:38.240 smaller cost come on i come into this show every week and i told my wife i was like you know the
01:57:42.320 show's only growing and i'm kind of like i get nervous like what are we going to talk about this
01:57:46.240 week and every week you guys don't never upset me it's it's a beautiful thing no matter what happens
01:57:52.560 even if it's a slow episode i'm like these guys are retarded and something's gonna happen 0.95
01:57:57.840 and uh you guys you're right you're right mudcast ir whatever mudcast you don't know
01:58:03.200 on wednesday 9 11 or probably 20 dave smith next whenever we feel like showing up
01:58:07.840 dave smith next wednesday uh burt kreischer next wednesday guys we'll see you later peace out
01:58:11.920 okay so i'm gonna nominate myself as tower gangster of the week because i got my show i did a show
01:58:25.680 about patrick but david and cuomo it got nixed off there so i'm next week or tomorrow uh friday i'm
01:58:32.240 gonna be on with latent so come check that out we will be there and giving everybody the stuff they
01:58:37.200 need on outlawed thoughts so check that out remember our pre-show we taped that it's been fantastic
01:58:41.760 you go over to telegram and you get the pre-show stuff all the good things are there um i'm gonna 0.92
01:58:47.680 skip right here because i'm i gotta take a piss so we're about done here um better off dead with 0.99
01:58:52.720 toad nothing with uh cole nephilim death squad i don't know what those guys are doing uh already 0.73
01:58:59.920 dead with jose clint on better uh less political show and liberty lockdown and all the top game 0.95
01:59:07.760 of tower gang stuff next week the portal flasher it's the tower power our slut no way jose liberty 0.98
01:59:16.640 lockdown to the tower power plant bitch reed cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower 1.00
01:59:27.680 gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang liberty lock is truth say 0.99
01:59:32.800 same with lobster cola and jose toad is sick toad is Ärho nhose and tower power our slum they made dave 0.97
01:59:39.440 knife all his cover game tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang favorite dog stan
01:59:44.720 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang they speak courage you sped
01:59:52.880 truth bomb weather tim cast hotel ho confirmed censor
01:59:55.440 Disrespect more better than L.S.
01:59:57.560 No disrespect
01:59:58.280 Tavagang, Tavagang, Tavagang, Tavagang
02:00:01.160 Tavagang, Tavagang, Tavagang, Tavagang
02:00:02.960 All his fame
02:00:03.860 Tavagang, Tavagang, Tavagang, Tavagang
02:00:06.120 Tavagang, Tavagang, Tavagang 0.88
02:00:08.800 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that
02:00:15.540 I mean, I, I mean, I, I, I, I 0.83
02:00:21.380 That's all, folks
02:00:25.440 Thank you.