Tower Gang - Ep 178 - Owen Benjamin Returns Again

00:00:00.000 Dude, the hipster in me is like pulling back. I'm all about pandas. I'm like, you're saturating.

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00:00:08.580 What happened to the intro, Tyler?

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00:00:48.160 This shit is retarded. This shit is retarded.

00:00:52.020 This shit is retarded.

00:00:53.140 This shit is retarded.

00:00:53.940 You're retarded.

00:00:54.580 You're retarded.

00:00:55.200 You're retarded.

00:00:55.760 What's up, retards?

00:00:59.940 I want to listen to music from the hood. I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:01:03.600 Yes.

00:01:03.880 Right.

00:01:06.160 I've been replying for another one, and in the background of mine, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby.

00:01:11.660 But it would be so cruel.

00:01:13.120 And I'm like, hold you when you're down.

00:01:18.160 What are you doing with your mom?

00:01:19.820 Nah, that's a good point. He didn't fuck his mom.

00:01:21.260 He just had his dick in her.

00:01:26.140 Why are we talking about f*** on this show?

00:01:28.440 Whoa!

00:01:31.100 Oh, that's too far.

00:01:33.680 I'm asking a question.

00:01:36.300 I'm asking a question.

00:01:37.440 Start.

00:01:38.760 Whoa, with the feet.

00:01:40.020 Skip the pussy.

00:01:41.200 Skip it.

00:01:41.860 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:43.440 This shit is retarded.

00:01:44.260 This shit is retarded.

00:01:46.260 This shit is retarded.

00:01:48.480 We're skipping the pussy today.

00:01:50.000 Toad's out.

00:01:51.080 But to celebrate, we're going to listen to Darude Sandstorm and have Owen Benjamin f***ing serenade us in all the magical ways.

00:01:57.780 You already know who the rest of us are.

00:01:59.440 Welcome to Tower Gang, b***h.

00:02:00.580 It's Tuesday.

00:02:01.420 It's Tuesday.

00:02:02.960 It's disorienting.

00:02:04.140 Being here on a Tuesday.

00:02:05.260 Like, I do other shit on a Tuesday.

00:02:07.220 And now I'm like, hey, we'll talk to Owen Benjamin for an hour or so.

00:02:10.120 See what kind of bullshit he's been up to lately.

00:02:12.340 The upside of this is that, theoretically, the Celtics could lose, and we could find out that they're losing right at the end of the show, and then we could all celebrate Toad's misery, which would be fun.

00:02:20.580 Honestly, maybe Toad's death.

00:02:22.460 I literally think he said if the Celtics lose tonight, after he skipped on an Owen Benjamin episode to watch the Celtics live, he said he might actually just jump in front of a train.

00:02:31.700 He said I think that might be just how it is.

00:02:33.400 Isn't he deeply invested in that, too, like gambling-wise?

00:02:36.180 Oh, he's probably, I think he said he has money on it.

00:02:38.160 Yeah.

00:02:38.600 You got here late, Clint, but I'm gaslighting Toad as well.

00:02:41.520 I'm text messaging him.

00:02:42.540 He's calling me right now.

00:02:46.080 Oh, this is phone number two, whatever.

00:02:49.080 He's calling me right now because I texted him.

00:02:52.240 Toad emergency, we need you now.

00:02:55.360 That's it.

00:02:58.060 He's been calling me like three or four times now.

00:03:00.300 I'm just going to let him call the rest of the episode.

00:03:01.700 It's f***ing great.

00:03:02.300 Oh, dude, you should run the bit.

00:03:03.720 F***ing answer the phone and have him scream.

00:03:06.140 I think it's better this way.

00:03:07.080 I think when the homicide detective goes to his house and he's like hanging from the ceiling after the Celtics lost, he's like, he has 17 coals to a top lobster just an hour before he died.

00:03:17.880 Perhaps we should investigate.

00:03:20.200 Oh, yeah, I just put him on red, ignored the shit of him.

00:03:22.420 I didn't care, whatever.

00:03:24.780 I gaslit him for three years and then, you know, see what he would do.

00:03:29.040 Like, yeah, I guess that's kind of like what this show's about, right?

00:03:31.760 We've been gaslighting Toad for years.

00:03:34.040 Oh, my God.

00:03:35.900 There he is.

00:03:36.980 I forget.

00:03:37.560 He has the link.

00:03:38.200 God damn it, Toad.

00:03:38.960 There he is.

00:03:40.040 Look at him.

00:03:41.640 This is inappropriate.

00:03:42.400 Look at him.

00:03:43.800 Look at him.

00:03:44.840 Toad, are you on speaker?

00:03:49.120 All I know is the show is falling apart without me.

00:03:51.880 That's all I can tell.

00:03:53.380 Toad, are you on speaker?

00:03:56.040 Toad, go away.

00:03:57.260 Where are you?

00:03:58.260 I really want to know if he's on speaker inside.

00:04:00.060 If he's inside the garden, because I'm going to start yelling the N-word and just everybody

00:04:03.360 should be like, what?

00:04:05.060 Have you seen him without his, like, gamer throne chair that he always sits in?

00:04:10.240 Like, he's like, I'm a gamer and I'm a king.

00:04:14.500 What do you have in the chair store?

00:04:16.400 Like, that thing's a monstrosity he always sits in.

00:04:19.940 You know, he still cocked his head to the angle that he always does.

00:04:23.880 He does that, because, like, apparently that's the one angle where he doesn't look like a

00:04:27.160 homunculus.

00:04:28.880 He also just, like, it's weird seeing him outside of just his house, because you're just like,

00:04:33.180 that guy just never leaves.

00:04:34.880 Like, you just, like, you look at him and you're like.

00:04:36.200 You only see this part of his head.

00:04:37.180 When you see him in real life, like, he's even more.

00:04:39.420 It's a little jarring.

00:04:40.260 It is.

00:04:40.520 He's even more artistic.

00:04:42.080 He's wearing glasses like a little kid would draw.

00:04:44.880 It's like, if you tell a little kid, like, what are glasses?

00:04:49.620 They're like.

00:04:52.040 It's like, draw an old, fat, bald man.

00:04:54.600 And, like, they would draw Toad.

00:04:56.180 Like, if you just gave them the prompt of that.

00:04:59.100 Honestly, we should just put an AI.

00:05:00.960 See if they would draw Toad as well.

00:05:02.680 Draw a convicted sex offender trying to hide his identity in a Celtics game with glasses.

00:05:09.100 Trying to Clark Kenton's pedophilia.

00:05:11.700 You start drawing and they say, is he part of the Libertarian Party or not?

00:05:14.880 And you're like, part of it.

00:05:15.820 They're like, oh, perfect.

00:05:16.600 Yeah, I know.

00:05:17.260 There he goes.

00:05:18.220 Is he running for president?

00:05:19.380 Yeah.

00:05:19.820 Okay.

00:05:20.060 Oh, yeah.

00:05:20.500 100%.

00:05:20.840 I know what this guy looks like.

00:05:23.420 I can't believe he's actually going to be at the convention.

00:05:25.860 What a weird life.

00:05:27.060 And you're going to be probably debating Vivek, which is pretty nuts, too.

00:05:30.060 I think this is beautiful.

00:05:30.900 This is actually a good opportunity to ask Owen.

00:05:33.040 It's a week before convention, Owen.

00:05:34.620 And I'm watching this fucking clown show go down.

00:05:37.060 You've got Trump speaking.

00:05:38.400 Everything is happening to make this seem more relevant than it is because it's still the Libertarian Party convention.

00:05:44.020 I've got two people that are running for serious positions.

00:05:47.020 Toad, this motherfucker over here.

00:05:49.500 And I'm just watching.

00:05:50.180 Do we call the Toad one a serious position, though?

00:05:52.320 I mean, but I get what you're going at.

00:05:54.320 Go ahead.

00:05:54.600 It's weird to be like, look at how high they've ascended into this clown world that is libertarianism.

00:06:00.440 Toad could have been a serious contender if he actually put forth any effort.

00:06:03.480 It's pretty nuts.

00:06:04.700 Well, libertarianism is the best thing to just rise in, even if you're retarded, because there's no lines or boundaries by definition.

00:06:13.520 It's a good test on the ground.

00:06:15.120 Like, see what works.

00:06:15.980 Everything goes.

00:06:17.120 We say no to nothing.

00:06:18.680 It's just, dude, Toad, president?

00:06:21.640 Yeah, we don't have rules.

00:06:23.740 Because you can't.

00:06:24.660 So anyone can just descend and be like, dude, my boner pills.

00:06:28.800 President boner pills.

00:06:29.920 And they're like, that's anti-establishment thinking.

00:06:34.080 What's so funny about that is literally a guy that owned a porn company is running for president as well in the LP.

00:06:41.420 Lars.

00:06:42.560 Mapstead.

00:06:43.640 Lars Mapstead.

00:06:45.320 We were talking about Ashley Madison before.

00:06:47.060 Isn't his like a similar site?

00:06:48.680 It's something like that.

00:06:49.740 Or is it just right up porn?

00:06:50.740 Adult friend finder.

00:06:51.860 Yeah, something like that.

00:06:52.800 Adult friend.

00:06:53.180 That's what he.

00:06:53.700 Oh, my God.

00:06:54.360 It has to only be for gays.

00:06:58.240 There's no way a woman is like, I want like a loser married man who just wants to ask.

00:07:04.700 Like, I don't think there's women on these sites.

00:07:06.560 Like, what woman to do that?

00:07:07.880 Like, oh, I want like a like a horny married, like low, like low grade guy who just wants to like bang.

00:07:16.580 Like women don't think like that.

00:07:18.660 I don't know.

00:07:19.200 They might seem like they do.

00:07:20.320 But I don't really feel like I've really run into many whores quite like that.

00:07:24.280 Like, yeah.

00:07:24.880 No, they want status.

00:07:26.160 Yeah, they want.

00:07:27.300 That's that's not how they operate.

00:07:29.120 Yeah.

00:07:29.740 Honestly, that's probably a gay website because what those women want is to do.

00:07:33.880 They want to do butt stuff to the guys.

00:07:35.840 Like the only reason they'd be attracted to a guy that's like that much lower than them is to put something in his ass.

00:07:41.560 Like literally.

00:07:42.140 I want to put it.

00:07:42.340 I want to put it out there.

00:07:43.060 I am not on any of these websites.

00:07:46.920 It's actually funny.

00:07:48.000 Honey, I'm just finding out about these.

00:07:49.580 Their existence just now.

00:07:51.820 My theory was just data collection for compromisable guys.

00:07:55.580 Like if I was a spy, I would make Ashley Madison and just collect data of any guy that joins and just know that's their weakness and then use it to compromise them.

00:08:05.260 Dude, that's exactly what Ashley Madison ended up being.

00:08:07.700 The data was leaked.

00:08:09.540 I haven't watched the documentary on Netflix, so I don't know who leaked it.

00:08:12.400 But that's exactly what happened.

00:08:14.040 It was like basically all these people that were cheating, all the information got dumped and then they all had to go to their spouses and admit what they had done.

00:08:20.440 Well, it was like whenever they admitted that Tor, like the dark web website, how you get into the dark web, was also just a CIA just like op the whole time.

00:08:31.220 Like they also ran the dark web.

00:08:32.960 Wait, was it really?

00:08:34.220 Yeah.

00:08:34.620 Man, I'm going to prison.

00:08:36.220 Yeah, dude.

00:08:36.880 Tor was run as was made by the U.S. government and then they put it out there and then like all like the like all the dark web shit that happened on there happened because and they just use it as a honeypot.

00:08:48.660 Make sure.

00:08:49.340 It was a conspiracy for years.

00:08:50.940 At Liberty Log Pod, support my bail fund for because I had no idea.

00:08:54.840 I thought Tor was safe.

00:08:55.940 I've been I've been purchasing children.

00:08:57.560 I've been purchasing snuff films.

00:09:00.020 I mean, all sorts of fucked up shit.

00:09:01.280 So this is really bad news.

00:09:03.800 By the way.

00:09:04.440 Yeah, I'm going to be debating the big round of Swami on Friday night.

00:09:07.800 This is great.

00:09:08.900 Yeah.

00:09:09.200 So amazing.

00:09:09.840 So what are the daggers I can throw?

00:09:12.960 Well, the toilet behavior.

00:09:14.760 You know, just be like, just be like the number one issue facing America is hygiene, sewage.

00:09:23.560 Just look at him like sewage.

00:09:28.240 Be like, I'm not into throwing shit at my person I'm running against because he already shit himself.

00:09:34.720 Yeah.

00:09:35.340 I'm not going to throw shit at him.

00:09:37.000 He'll eat it.

00:09:39.560 Just keep calling him chicken masala.

00:09:42.000 That'll get him going.

00:09:42.720 The thing about this, because I know you're going to be respectful, which is disgusting.

00:09:48.660 Like Dave Smith's debating Cuomo and I messaged him.

00:09:51.500 I said, just don't be respectful.

00:09:53.260 They don't deserve respect.

00:09:54.620 Like, but man, would you ever do this?

00:09:57.380 Would you ever call him a street shooter to his face?

00:10:00.140 Like live on.

00:10:00.880 No, no.

00:10:01.280 Are you kidding me?

00:10:01.860 Clint's going to be like, listen, I have an issue with your policies because you're just so good at everything.

00:10:07.540 That like, in the future, I want you to hire me, but I'm going to like pretend that I'm like against you, though.

00:10:14.620 That's how the game's played, guys.

00:10:16.140 It's like, and also like, you got to know, I'm not going to call him a street shitter on stage in front of thousands of people.

00:10:21.500 No.

00:10:21.860 I'm sorry.

00:10:22.340 Why?

00:10:22.760 That's why you do it.

00:10:23.780 Why wouldn't you do it?

00:10:24.900 I mean, if you want some actual ammo, it's that, you know, that he, the pharmaceutical company, Pump and Dump, the fact his identity is Indian.

00:10:35.940 Now, and that's not even a racist thing.

00:10:37.540 It's like your identity is of a form.

00:10:39.500 Just be like, people keep asking America, are we ready for an Indian?

00:10:43.860 Like, are we progressive enough to have an Indian leader?

00:10:46.420 Are you guys ready for a British leader?

00:10:49.700 Like, are you guys ready to have a white American lead, a lead India?

00:10:53.660 Or would that be called colonialism?

00:10:56.460 You're like being ruled by a foreigner.

00:10:58.500 Oh, I was born in Ohio.

00:11:00.100 Your identity is Indian.

00:11:01.800 You are having an Indian identity.

00:11:03.960 I was born in Mumbai.

00:11:05.220 Would they, would they vote for me?

00:11:06.340 Probably not.

00:11:07.140 Exactly.

00:11:07.420 We tried the black president.

00:11:09.780 We did that.

00:11:10.480 Now you want Indian?

00:11:11.640 Like, come on.

00:11:12.340 Like, track record.

00:11:13.040 We're getting to.

00:11:13.820 1% of the population.

00:11:15.680 If they want to act like race identity doesn't matter.

00:11:18.640 It'd be like, that's funny.

00:11:19.620 Then why they always ask me that on my census right next to my name?

00:11:23.880 The first thing.

00:11:25.080 The first thing that's asked about me is my race after my name.

00:11:29.860 So, obviously, you guys care.

00:11:32.420 What kind of message does it send the world that we have a foreigner ruling us?

00:11:37.520 It sends that you've been conquered.

00:11:39.140 That's what, when you put Obama in there, it sends the message that this, like, we've already conquered you.

00:11:44.100 The people.

00:11:44.420 Exactly.

00:11:45.500 They, they've already, we've already conquered you and, and now it's all downhill from here.

00:11:48.860 Now we're just going to claim what's ours.

00:11:51.060 That's exactly what it is.

00:11:51.420 Yeah, you should be like, in the Bible, it says that a cursed nation is ruled by a foreigner or a woman.

00:11:56.300 Just, and then just go, are you also a woman?

00:11:58.700 Top, I, I'm not even kidding.

00:12:03.220 I would love to trade places with you.

00:12:05.400 Like, if I could, I would just allow you to take my spot or just be in my body for an hour.

00:12:11.020 Ask him why he can't grow a beard.

00:12:12.660 Just be like, why can't you grow a beard?

00:12:14.120 You rubbed nair on your face.

00:12:16.420 You're like, not your fucking monkey.

00:12:17.640 You're like, if your testicles descended, do you guys just, no, just go, do you guys grow facial hair?

00:12:25.320 Like all of them?

00:12:26.840 You're like, it's true that Indians don't have facial hair.

00:12:29.400 Be like, did it get burned off your face from like a cow's farts?

00:12:33.580 I was going to say, it might just be that the shit they're eating is so smelly that the, the, like their pores close up.

00:12:39.500 It's literally, they're basically girls.

00:12:43.840 They have low testosterone.

00:12:46.040 Is it the same thing with the Japanese?

00:12:48.380 I think so.

00:12:49.220 Yeah, it's low testosterone, soy-based diets.

00:12:52.220 There was another video.

00:12:53.760 In RRR, one of the co-stars has an incredible beard.

00:12:57.080 Remember?

00:12:57.480 He was very, he was also jacked.

00:12:59.460 Yeah, but he's probably not Indian now that I think about it.

00:13:01.640 Also, they're probably thinking.

00:13:03.440 I bet these guys are juicing and that's the only time you, yeah.

00:13:07.440 Yeah, that comedian, I used to do stand-up with that dude.

00:13:10.180 No testosterone.

00:13:11.800 All of a sudden, he like gets jacked.

00:13:13.580 He's definitely on juice.

00:13:14.900 Like that guy.

00:13:15.720 Oh, yeah.

00:13:16.160 They don't have testicles.

00:13:18.880 No, they don't.

00:13:19.880 Like, you know, you can't see like a chicken's chicken balls.

00:13:22.460 They're so small.

00:13:23.600 Just for an hour, Josie.

00:13:25.280 Just for an hour.

00:13:26.480 We had, we showed that video of, that I found.

00:13:29.140 I was right.

00:13:30.420 No, I want them to elaborate on them not having testicles.

00:13:32.940 Like, for real.

00:13:33.540 How do you, how do you know this?

00:13:34.900 Don't you remember?

00:13:35.340 I showed that video of their, the military and the guy, and the, the guy at the military,

00:13:40.740 so he would go up and he would check.

00:13:42.060 He would like literally fondle their balls and cock.

00:13:44.640 And then he'd be like, you're good.

00:13:45.720 That was to make sure they weren't gay.

00:13:46.520 They, they, they all had balls though.

00:13:48.620 I mean, I mean, listen, they have balls, but they're really like, they're like insignificant.

00:13:53.640 Like, you can see, they all look like Elliot Page.

00:13:58.240 Yep.

00:13:59.200 You know, like, they look, they look, they definitely look soft.

00:14:02.560 Like, legit.

00:14:03.240 They're like supple.

00:14:05.120 The guy that you're talking about, like the huge, the muscle dude, after his movie flopped,

00:14:10.540 like they interviewed him and he's all jacked up and he made like a very wimpy response.

00:14:14.120 He was like, well, it's just unfortunate that people can't watch it because I'm a person of color.

00:14:18.800 And I was like, that's some shit that somebody with no testicle says, but it's hard looking at a buff guy and thinking that.

00:14:25.140 Dude, no one thinks like that.

00:14:26.940 Like there's such, every time they fail, any of these guys fail, it's because of their race.

00:14:31.920 It's because I engage in sodomy.

00:14:34.340 That's why my movie flopped.

00:14:36.100 It's ridiculous.

00:14:37.320 Owen, do you know, do you know Joel McHale?

00:14:39.800 I've met him before.

00:14:40.820 Yeah.

00:14:41.460 I like him.

00:14:41.860 Yeah, I've always thought, I loved him when he did the soup or whatever it was called way, way back when.

00:14:48.080 I thought he was really good at that.

00:14:48.900 That shit was fun, yeah.

00:14:49.580 Oh yeah, that was really funny.

00:14:50.600 He was just doing like play-by-play.

00:14:52.820 He was like one of the call-in guests to Kevin Hart during the Celtics game.

00:14:56.140 I was just watching it.

00:14:57.180 And it was just, it was just horrible.

00:14:58.820 It seemed like the life had been sucked out of him.

00:15:00.580 Do you think that like the, it's possible to actually be happy while still playing the Hollywood game?

00:15:07.460 Or is it just like, you're basically dooming yourself to...

00:15:10.040 If you're a gay Jew, I bet you're having a blast.

00:15:15.320 Like if you're a gay Jewish guy, you're just fucking...

00:15:18.680 I mean, there's nowhere you'd rather be.

00:15:21.200 But no, I think that, yeah, I think that whole system is pretty brutal.

00:15:26.300 You know, I think it's brutal on everybody.

00:15:27.860 He seemed so lifeless.

00:15:29.640 Like he was, the first thing he says as Kevin Hart's interviewing him is he's like,

00:15:34.400 he's like, I'm sorry that, you know, your ratings had to drop to have me on.

00:15:37.840 You know, it's like, and it was supposed to be self-deprecating humor, but like, it was just sad.

00:15:42.440 Just like, very, very sad.

00:15:44.120 He has kind of gone to like low-tier sitcoms where he used to be on like big shit.

00:15:48.500 So maybe the green chrome just petered out because he wasn't as important.

00:15:52.060 He's still jacked.

00:15:52.940 Top, you were saying about Baby Reindeer.

00:15:54.620 Yes, I did watch it.

00:15:55.520 And yes, it was spectacular.

00:15:56.960 Is it good?

00:15:57.620 I'm not, I'm not even done with it.

00:15:59.640 But the last episode that I saw is the one that I'm pretty sure that everyone's like,

00:16:02.980 what the fuck?

00:16:03.520 Like he basically gets finger banged and then fucked later on by a guy who's ruined it.

00:16:07.520 Owen, you're going to need to avoid this series as best as you can.

00:16:09.960 You might want to see it.

00:16:11.560 This shit is filled with garbage Nephilim shit.

00:16:14.140 It's like there's trannies, there's fat white bitches.

00:16:16.780 Yeah, I'm not in.

00:16:18.060 Gay rape.

00:16:18.920 I've never seen anything about gay rape.

00:16:20.320 I don't watch gay anything.

00:16:22.240 I can't look at gay clothes.

00:16:24.520 You're on Tower Day.

00:16:26.040 That's actually, that's actually why Toad's not on tonight.

00:16:28.300 There's gay rape?

00:16:29.340 I know that he's checking their testicles.

00:16:34.960 Maybe they don't have balls.

00:16:36.720 Maybe Owen's right.

00:16:37.380 I think he actually, because if you look at it, it was, I found this video and it just

00:16:41.580 made me laugh because it was just like, I had no clue why, what was going on.

00:16:45.860 It just made me laugh.

00:16:46.640 It was an Indian military.

00:16:47.660 They just go through and just like, all right, squeeze your balls, squeeze your balls.

00:16:49.820 You're good.

00:16:50.860 It would make sense if they are low testosterone.

00:16:53.040 That'd be a very common problem for their testicles not to descend.

00:16:56.060 So that becomes an issue to check for.

00:16:57.880 That's also vegetarianism is low T.

00:17:01.480 Are you literally, are you telling us this?

00:17:04.980 Like, cause it seemed like you came with a joke, but now I feel like you were telling

00:17:08.400 us a fact.

00:17:09.260 You mean my entire career?

00:17:10.920 That's all I do.

00:17:12.480 All I do is do a joke.

00:17:14.060 And then people four years later, like, whoa, that was all totally true.

00:17:17.660 And I'm like, no, I don't know.

00:17:21.980 I mean, I'm not going to claim that they don't have balls, but they definitely have a endocrine

00:17:28.280 problem.

00:17:28.780 I mean, or not even a problem.

00:17:30.600 I'm just judging it from my Nordic perspective, but they just look.

00:17:35.220 From my six foot seven, my muscular peak.

00:17:39.140 My high peak peak.

00:17:40.020 They look prepubescent.

00:17:41.180 They're not prone to facial hair.

00:17:43.120 Their bodies are very like, you know, they just look like they're not, you know, cranking

00:17:48.260 with heat.

00:17:49.220 Like they're not like milk.

00:17:50.120 They're like little boys.

00:17:50.720 Little boys.

00:17:51.240 Which is weird because then they like, there's so many of them though.

00:17:54.840 So like, it's like, yeah, they'd be like little boys.

00:17:57.660 How are they reproducing?

00:17:59.020 Like that's the, so I was just looking at something about, uh,

00:18:01.540 Chickens.

00:18:04.120 You'll never see a chicken's dick, but they keep fucking.

00:18:07.800 No, but I think their testicles are small because of the microplastics in there.

00:18:11.340 Like they, they're drinking out of a river filled with shit.

00:18:14.080 That's been like recycled.

00:18:15.400 They're the Nigerians and they're like walking boners.

00:18:17.920 Dude, you look at a Nigerian slum, it looks worse than, and they're all like jacked with

00:18:25.600 like monster, you know, they're just like machines.

00:18:29.440 You can take any guy out of Nigeria and he'd be an immediate top 10 contender in the UFC,

00:18:34.180 no matter what weight class you're talking about.

00:18:36.060 Dude, it was funny.

00:18:36.780 So I was talking to a Normie friend at like the gym yesterday and he was like, he was

00:18:41.500 talking about, we were talking about just some guys that were in there that are actually

00:18:44.340 on juice.

00:18:45.020 And he goes, yeah, there's only like two guys at my work.

00:18:47.920 He works at a utilities company that aren't on it.

00:18:49.720 And he said, me and this guy named like Israel or something like that, which is a huge black

00:18:54.740 dude.

00:18:55.000 I'm like, he's not a juice.

00:18:55.780 He's like, no, he actually comes from a family that was bred, like slaves bred to be

00:19:00.860 huge.

00:19:02.080 So he was like, we brought them to be big and we did it quickly.

00:19:06.540 It's surprisingly fast.

00:19:07.940 Yeah.

00:19:08.440 He was like, he was like, he was like legitimately, he was like his dad, he said, just as big

00:19:13.400 as he am, never stepped into a gym ever before in his life.

00:19:16.260 He was like, their whole family was bred as slaves.

00:19:19.160 Owen, slave slavery is good again.

00:19:21.620 And for some reason you need some on your farm.

00:19:24.460 Uh, how would you breed, breed them?

00:19:26.260 Like what attributes would you want to pull out?

00:19:29.260 Because right now, I would breed for trust.

00:19:31.200 I don't need, we have tractors now, so I would breed for trust, you know, efficiency.

00:19:37.060 Like I would breed for like, yeah, I would breed for like, um, being a good guy.

00:19:42.740 Would you test them?

00:19:44.260 Would you test them by leaving unattended?

00:19:46.340 Yeah.

00:19:46.540 I'd leave a bike out.

00:19:47.620 If they stole it, their testicles would be danded.

00:19:49.980 Yeah.

00:19:53.140 Not even steal it.

00:19:54.180 They just kind of look at it slightly, like a little bit too long.

00:19:56.460 You're like, that guy is already starting to, uh, I can tell.

00:20:01.240 One reason why Anglo-Saxons are such good, like high ranking slaves is because a lot

00:20:10.200 of the Anglo-Saxons were bred to like, have no criminality.

00:20:13.580 Like if you stole bread, you got hung for like centuries.

00:20:17.560 And so that's, that, that's gone.

00:20:19.360 Now they have an issue with cucking, but you know, they're, uh, they're very docile.

00:20:24.040 And, and we did that, you know, we did that.

00:20:26.680 Yeah.

00:20:26.840 Oh, and did you see, you remember the first Jurassic Park, the one that came out,

00:20:31.240 the new version where the premise is basically, they were breeding these dinosaurs, uh, to

00:20:36.280 get the most ferocious outcome.

00:20:37.620 And then they got it and then they had to keep it in the cage.

00:20:39.840 And of course it breaks out.

00:20:41.000 Did that, is that what we did like accidentally, like we were breeding for aggression and then

00:20:45.900 all of a sudden it was like, guess what?

00:20:47.680 They're out now.

00:20:48.360 We just wrote a law.

00:20:49.380 They're out.

00:20:49.700 And it was like, I'm breeding these things.

00:20:50.840 You get it with shoes.

00:20:51.820 I think we're like, if we keep kicking these guys out and treating them like outsiders and

00:20:57.600 we only let them like touch money, like they'll, they'll go away.

00:21:01.440 And we bred this like super strain of like, they can go anywhere and have a nation and

00:21:07.760 be completely resilient and they can do all this math in their head.

00:21:10.680 I think that, I think that was, no, cause the blacks are super easy to subvert.

00:21:15.820 I mean, they're like more enslaved now than they were 200 years ago.

00:21:19.420 Cause you can't enslave a moral man.

00:21:22.060 They have to actually own another man.

00:21:25.560 They have to choose it.

00:21:26.880 And so the way to do it is like, you know, get them to think it's good.

00:21:30.720 Like, oh yeah, I drink that crunk.

00:21:33.120 I, I, you know, they're always saying that their, their lot in life is because of other

00:21:37.120 people.

00:21:37.560 You know, if you keep them in that mental state, they're dependent on their slaves.

00:21:43.800 The minute that's why like whipping slaves for doing crime and stuff.

00:21:47.380 That's how you make masters.

00:21:48.880 That's, I think that's why they stopped that type of slavery.

00:21:51.460 Cause like, let's say you have a, like a black slave group and every time they do something

00:21:56.420 wrong, you whip them and you instill them with like morality and rules and all this within

00:22:01.760 two generations, they could exceed the morality of the master.

00:22:06.100 The master would be dependent on them.

00:22:07.780 And then the whole thing flips.

00:22:09.180 That's why you got to keep them drinking purple drank, watching libertarian debates.

00:22:14.360 What do you call a group of slaves?

00:22:17.800 Is it a murder?

00:22:18.740 Like a murder of crows?

00:22:20.240 Like what's the, what's the name of a group of slaves?

00:22:22.380 It's called the Boston Celtics.

00:22:30.040 All right.

00:22:30.520 All right.

00:22:30.720 Let's run the intro.

00:22:32.320 Hell yeah.

00:22:32.760 Finally.

00:22:33.740 The Laney one?

00:22:34.860 Yeah.

00:22:35.120 Our Laney edit.

00:22:36.100 What are we doing with that?

00:22:37.080 Don't we have like four of them and they're all like eight minutes long?

00:22:38.880 No, we said we're going to only do one.

00:22:40.100 Here's the deal.

00:22:41.040 Oh, and we had, since the last time you've been on, we had a loyal follower of the show.

00:22:45.340 Just start like doing random edits.

00:22:47.220 This also turns out to be a tranny.

00:22:49.940 And they've been creating like pieces of art.

00:22:52.580 It's been weird.

00:22:53.300 It's been better than the show.

00:22:54.420 I look forward to watching the edits.

00:22:55.900 I don't give a fuck about.

00:22:56.540 I love those artists.

00:22:57.940 I got the same people.

00:22:59.460 Yeah.

00:22:59.600 I look forward to it all the time.

00:23:01.600 It's like.

00:23:02.100 They're amazing.

00:23:03.060 The center created art is, it's like unbelievable.

00:23:06.280 I have like tons of those guys.

00:23:07.780 It's so great because they're, because they're always like, Hey, I just made this for you.

00:23:11.380 It probably sucks, but just take a look at it.

00:23:13.220 And it's like the best thing you've ever seen.

00:23:15.160 You're like, this is better.

00:23:17.120 Why are they trans?

00:23:18.380 Is it a self-esteem issue?

00:23:19.720 Like, what is it?

00:23:20.700 A former tranny.

00:23:21.960 Not even.

00:23:22.580 Okay.

00:23:23.340 Now he's a pretty dude.

00:23:25.060 It's a very weird because I've like, I've wanted to dive deep into his life because it started out.

00:23:31.020 He was an MMA and like almost bodybuilder type of guy.

00:23:34.980 I mean, jacked.

00:23:35.880 Well, in fairness, in fairness, Lainey is a biological male who is also like dates a woman and goes by he.

00:23:44.240 So like, we, we call him a tranny.

00:23:46.760 Presents, presents like very nice long hair.

00:23:48.340 He totally went through the process.

00:23:49.620 I think he's back to sanity now, but he's definitely, he definitely went through that process.

00:23:53.480 He's talked about it before, I believe, in the chats and stuff.

00:23:56.800 So I think he's now just kind of like, yo, I'm a dude, but I'm just pretty, whatever.

00:24:00.460 And that's kind of where he's at.

00:24:02.720 I think he's trying to end the ultra.

00:24:04.660 Because like one in 3,000 people actually has, like, they're almost like shamans or something.

00:24:10.400 They're just like, you know?

00:24:13.260 Yeah.

00:24:13.960 Are they like very artistic human being?

00:24:16.300 They're a fan.

00:24:16.820 They're a fan of our show.

00:24:17.660 They're obviously artistic.

00:24:18.880 Yeah.

00:24:19.300 They're artistic, but they're also artistic.

00:24:21.540 Oh, artistic.

00:24:22.420 I'm sorry.

00:24:22.840 Yes.

00:24:23.080 When you see this edit, you will realize how artistic this person is.

00:24:28.000 Let's check it out.

00:24:29.020 Yeah.

00:24:29.240 Let's run it.

00:24:29.740 It's long.

00:24:30.640 Here we go.

00:24:31.080 Five minutes.

00:24:32.120 Five minutes.

00:24:33.280 It smokes some crack and fuck.

00:24:34.820 You'd be like, you'd do it.

00:24:36.160 I'd probably do it.

00:24:37.660 When in Rome, I mean, it just shows up at my doorstep.

00:24:40.440 No, it's not Rome, bitch.

00:24:41.520 It's your house.

00:24:42.440 When life gives you bussy, like, what are you?

00:24:45.360 Am I going to refuse such a generous offer?

00:24:48.300 That's not the sign from God that bussy shows up at your doorstep?

00:24:51.780 Yeah, I'm not doing anything this weekend.

00:24:53.580 The kids are gone.

00:24:54.480 The wife's gone.

00:25:11.260 I'm 100% sure this dude is trying to MKUltra us because every week this shit happens and

00:25:17.100 I like, I lose my mind.

00:25:18.380 I don't know what's going on.

00:25:18.840 All right, I'm going to play it again.

00:25:20.260 You boss on the perfect, you know, the big, you can see his penis.

00:25:24.660 And then just touch me till I can get my satisfaction.

00:25:28.660 Oh, God.

00:25:30.740 Push me and then just touch me till I can get my satisfaction.

00:25:38.200 Satisfaction.

00:25:40.040 Satisfaction.

00:25:40.920 I want to see Hope Rake get howled by a crackhead.

00:25:42.920 Oh.

00:25:52.100 It's a dense and heavy cock.

00:25:54.040 Dense and heavy cock in the next edit, please.

00:25:56.320 Oh, no, no, no.

00:25:56.700 Hello?

00:25:57.040 Say hello to my little friend.

00:26:06.000 Say hello to my little friend.

00:26:08.740 Say hello to my little friend.

00:26:10.800 Say hello to my little friend.

00:26:12.720 Hello?

00:26:13.160 the two midgets are both like porn stars dude the second from the smallest is fucking that

00:26:24.300 that's okay so i i do we have the picture of him all lined up because

00:26:28.820 he's saying the tiniest one is the third one he'd fuck you're a sick dude

00:26:43.160 even though number two's body is banging for being a little tiny lady uh she looks like she stinks

00:26:49.820 honestly honestly all of them except for number five number you know what number one stinks number

00:27:04.520 one stinks for sure then just touch me till i can get my satisfaction this is the most fucked up

00:27:13.280 thing we've ever done i think we're just like we went from who would we out of these midgets and

00:27:19.040 giants and then we said which one stinks the worst and then we went to who can we knock out i mean

00:27:25.100 we are fucking out of our minds if you water balloon a person

00:27:38.360 i love i love i love watch you water balloon number three right then the other the other four are just

00:27:50.220 covered in her fucking blood

00:27:51.760 let's regroup right now let's not overreact to the situation

00:28:10.020 sure i might have kicked this door open and just busted your friend open like a water balloon

00:28:15.140 well let's think about this what just happened here

00:28:19.620 oh my god they're killing seals

00:28:26.740 push me and then just hurt me

00:28:29.480 like they wouldn't want to fight and then you wouldn't want to fight at the same time so i think

00:28:32.460 you're not you're not i'd be pretty blood crazy after doing something that awesome

00:28:36.060 i'm holding their friend's legs and i just go all right guys everybody just calm down

00:28:43.220 what just happened here was after you do this all

00:28:46.540 like that is the most uh like mass murder psychopath move

00:29:11.480 after you've blown this bitch up is to just turn to them and say let's just fucking take a minute

00:29:17.400 you're you're literally covered in everything i mean

00:29:20.680 jesus christ

00:29:26.240 i think laney just when we got in the murder territory was just like i'm going nuts with this

00:29:45.020 one yeah so that's what happened got got full full runway for murder and look i will note very artistic

00:29:53.160 touch with the kids shoes did you notice that that the pile of shoes was kids shoes because we had

00:29:58.020 thrown the little tiny person against the wall all right owen missed last week's episode so he

00:30:02.200 doesn't understand we went we went through these these it's great if you watch the episode yeah we

00:30:06.400 went through these five women of different heights and at the end of it top becomes a total psychopath

00:30:11.120 and he starts talking about how he's going to defeat all five of them in combat he walks in he

00:30:15.800 grabs the smallest one he breaks i'm a man of solutions that's what it's like these guys are

00:30:20.640 like you know here's the problem they're like are you busting to this room you got to knock out

00:30:24.380 these five oddly shaped ladies how would you do it and they're all kind of skirting around the

00:30:28.260 issues i'm gonna get right to the heart of the matter what i said was 100 true i'd say it again

00:30:32.180 and it's the right way to go one right against the wall right against whatever and that's why

00:30:36.900 we came up with a small one as a weapon that's what he was talking about that's what he said

00:30:41.360 he said he would a psychological weapon yeah it's a psychological weapon you immediately bust the door

00:30:46.440 grab the fucking little one and wham right against the wall and then you don't even say anything

00:30:49.860 they're just like they're just stunned their whole reality's been shattered and that would be what

00:30:53.860 we called water ballooning and then you would just have like basically two legs that are now

00:30:57.780 basically weapons yeah that's what he said yeah dude

00:31:03.060 there's our tranny see what i mean a pretty dude that's just a pretty dude

00:31:08.340 are they going to see a different video yeah i felt like i was getting hypnotized and the first

00:31:13.200 shot was a guy putting something in his ass like i'm out oh did you not see did you not see that

00:31:18.040 happen the um it went super viral i saw people posting it and i was disgusted yeah and we broke

00:31:26.060 like what the fuck's going on here i was surprised that it was in italy that's what really surprised

00:31:31.000 me was that that guy was because that doesn't surprise me italy's full of perverts yeah it is

00:31:36.940 i guess i'm i think too highly of europe in general yeah i just saw that and i was like

00:31:44.280 that's san francisco that's what i thought the fact you view europe as a collective is unbelievable to

00:31:49.980 me like italy is so different northern italy is civilized but southern is not at all i i i met a

00:31:58.120 girl in the czech republic that was italian and we i i was with her in italy for a while in southern

00:32:02.560 italy every dude's like a like a aggressive pervert like aggressive it's crazy it's it's insane

00:32:09.960 yeah so even the governor of new york he didn't he he didn't get thrown out of office for murdering

00:32:16.060 thousands of elderly people he got thrown out of office for sexual harassment like that's his last

00:32:21.460 name's cuomo couldn't get more italian than that fucking pervert no they're perverts yeah that's

00:32:26.400 true where did that come from like was that just because of how the moors raped them and pillaged

00:32:31.620 yeah they're part black

00:32:33.060 comes full circle

00:32:36.940 i mean it might be cultural i don't know but the the black part of italy is super

00:32:43.200 aggressive sexually and the the northern part isn't at all they like like a lot you know good coffee and

00:32:48.780 wine yeah they're like blonde hair blue eyed yeah you know oh wait what did you what did you make of

00:32:53.080 that black dude on uh rogan saying all this shit about vibration because i'm a big yeah no i'm into

00:32:59.740 but i think he was spitting poison gravy i made fun of him all day my whole screen today was uh

00:33:05.300 was just about how like he's using esoteric vibrational red mercury spinning at 911 hertz to

00:33:12.720 to to to beat the bite clock like his whole thing is and with this we can rule wakanda forever

00:33:19.680 black physicists or and i said before he changes the periodic table he should change the battery in his

00:33:26.180 uh smoke detector because that's what's making the chirp you know like i know what he's talking about

00:33:32.600 and the shit he was saying is totally retarded about like hydrogen is the e note like i could do a whole

00:33:39.860 class on like esoteric vibrational music gravy he was saying total horseshit and he was like

00:33:45.960 you know he's just you know it's fucking retarded black don't crack

00:33:51.160 it sounded like like part of it like i was like yeah but the way he was saying it was like every

00:33:56.860 black dude that i've spoken to in my prior job as a railroad why why are so many black people

00:34:02.260 railroad workers like they literally just sleep the whole shift but because they run trains on bitches

00:34:08.440 they're just a bunch of fucking lazy old dudes but it's the way they say it where you're like oh this

00:34:14.280 is clearly bullshit but i'm like some of it's kind of true underneath it was like it was such a mixed bag

00:34:19.000 and then he's kind of yeah he said one times one is what was it one times one is two and he has

00:34:25.480 memories from being in the womb and dude he's just like you ever i did a whole episode just on black

00:34:30.780 truthers like a lot of it is so fucking dumb that it's it's almost but they have so much confidence

00:34:37.400 like the confidence of a man with a garage filled with other people's bikes you know where he's just

00:34:43.660 like he he knows the shit you know young blood and it's high level lying or they they're lying so

00:34:51.540 hard that they think it is that what you're thinking because that's kind of what i feel like

00:34:54.700 like they've convinced themselves of that sort of yeah and the fact it's on rogan means it's it's

00:34:59.880 allowed i think that there really is a lot of truth to what like like gravity is a theory i think that

00:35:06.100 a lot of this stuff is electromagnetic and about buoyancy and stuff so if you're gonna if you want to

00:35:11.500 hijack people learning interesting things you just put that guy on where he says some things that

00:35:18.060 sound true and then you associate that if you ever learn any true stuff like walter russell you know

00:35:24.380 talking about um how the elements are actually waves and frequencies you'll you'll be like oh like that

00:35:31.000 crazy guy on rogan you know and it's i just think that's a scam how many solar system theory he's like

00:35:38.880 he i don't know he's not even a flat earth guy he's like i tweeted i tweeted out a clip of it that

00:35:44.920 went really viral into black twitter and i don't i don't think i've had more like quote tweets and

00:35:50.580 replies that have like radicalized me more against the black race than i have over the past 24 hours

00:35:55.860 like it's really it's really aggressive black twitter is like crazy when they take a hold it's it is a

00:36:02.400 weird hive mind i i have it's like you can only touch it like i guess they have their own section

00:36:07.920 and then like they get out every but like once you're once you're absorbed into it briefly it's

00:36:12.600 a fucking jarring experience they really is i mean it's like yeah it's like watching chimpanzees

00:36:19.180 throwing bananas it really is i don't get affected at all i'm just like what the fuck because they do it

00:36:25.420 to me all the time now they don't even do it to me because they're like man he's gonna win again

00:36:30.620 well because the funny thing is it's not like they don't even make points they just say things

00:36:35.240 but it's just funny because but it's also like aaron tower that's why they fall for this shit

00:36:39.440 because it's just thousands of them saying just saying it's just like indignant retardation is what

00:36:45.100 it is it's like them being like oh no oh and then a bunch of emojis and shit just like you just

00:36:49.880 don't like black supremacy you don't like us winning any in the station literally literally my

00:36:54.740 post was so stupid i did a whole video about how pop daddy beating that chick you see that video

00:37:00.520 yeah oh yeah yeah i said that in the black community that's considered first base like

00:37:05.560 and then second second base is throwing the dookie okay and that really is kind of true like i knew a

00:37:13.200 black chick in college i swear to god she was like she was like i get so mad me and my ex used to fight

00:37:19.560 so much we throw dookie out the toilet at each other and dude they really do get violent with each other

00:37:27.120 and it's not you know like when a white beats his chick everyone's like that's fucked up gary

00:37:31.960 you know it's like bad yeah you know keep that behind the walls different it's different they're

00:37:37.320 like like terrence howard beat his wife you know like that was a whole thing and um he got arrested

00:37:43.420 for it it was in front of his kids and he was like yeah she was talking strongly to me and um

00:37:49.840 and then he was like and the case dismissed you punched her in front of your kids and he was like

00:37:57.000 it was a slap and the cops are like no he closed fist beat his wife and now everyone's like but he

00:38:03.340 has vibrational you know i'm like dude he's a fucking psycho he's his wife black what an amazing

00:38:09.720 way to control the narrative though that you get it to the point where you're arguing over whether it's

00:38:13.300 a slap or a punch like that that's how you controlled the narrative i was out of my mind that

00:38:18.260 day i regret it but she is lying it was an open hand and the cops are like dude it was you punched

00:38:25.300 her in the face like we watched it was like that's white supremacy that's anti-gravitational

00:38:30.920 that is laboratory resonance of the hydrogen molecule that is a wave function on saturn

00:38:36.980 i have a patent right now i got a patent look it up he doesn't have patents he has patent

00:38:41.880 applications he just he really does i like to think that he just sent a letter to the patent

00:38:47.660 agency he just said i want to pass it's like my patent is pending it's like you applied they

00:38:54.860 rejected it because it was like a little kid's crayon drawing with come on it and now you're

00:38:59.660 blaming white santa a letter it's like it literally is it's like dear patent my moon boots can do what

00:39:07.360 they did in iron man joe rogan believe me because he retarded you know like i'm not even engaging in

00:39:15.720 this it's just so many people like bro you gotta listen to the stream so much gravy it'll blow your

00:39:20.900 mind i'm like there this is like i get more gravy out of just a random homeless crackhead you know like

00:39:26.600 maybe think of that uh that norm mcdonald bit that he because i saw this uh a little bit ago it was

00:39:34.000 an old podcast he did where he's talking about one of his old shows and he had another show right

00:39:38.140 around and they wanted to do what was called goodwill smith yeah yeah yeah the goodwill hunting but with

00:39:43.800 the black guy yeah one plus one is two yeah you're not yeah and and uh terrence howard doesn't know

00:39:52.000 what one plus one is he literally got it wrong on on rogan literally and it was like it was like

00:39:58.440 those professors at this black college they saw one plus one it was two and goodwill smith it took

00:40:04.020 our professors eight years to figure that out it's such a funny it's like black physicists you know

00:40:11.200 their minds get ruined by the same problem is it the three body problem and no no no is it is it

00:40:17.240 string theory no it's it's this this contraption that goes around the bike and when our little raccoon

00:40:23.000 hand goes in we can't get the bike dude it really is like embarrassing i'm not saying all people with

00:40:29.160 black skin are dumb at all like i there's a lot of american black culture is fucking terrible

00:40:34.720 oh this is it i want to hear this is so funny

00:40:37.640 how'd that one go i was just i was just you know on mad tv they would often like like paris

00:40:46.540 i pitched a thing called good will smith good will smith he worked at an all-black college and

00:40:52.780 you know the the problem on the blackboard that i saw was two plus two

00:40:58.220 then will smith plays a janitor who puts a four and they go who's who solved that

00:41:06.380 it took us it took the professors eight years to figure this one so true man

00:41:13.020 they rejected it they said it was like racist

00:41:16.320 they said it was racist but the funny thing is is the good black people like this type of humor

00:41:24.660 because they agree it's like it's like when someone makes fun of white trash and why would

00:41:29.540 i be offended if someone's making fun of like a naked guy drinking mountain dew like fucking his

00:41:34.220 cousin and like i wouldn't be like hey man that is don't mock me i'd be like yeah that's horrible

00:41:40.940 behavior it's the same with the black shit oh have you ever done mushrooms yes real quick though i do

00:41:47.320 want to point out some of the most racist people i've met in my life have been black people like

00:41:50.900 against black people oh yeah oh yeah like the cool things from black people they have this whole

00:41:55.820 hierarchy of skin tone we're like if you want a lot of those replies what's that i got a lot of those

00:42:02.460 replies people were like like there was a ton of black women that were saying oh this light-skinned

00:42:06.380 brother can tell me anything i listen all night exactly exactly they're way more skin tone oriented

00:42:12.340 as a culture than white people like not even close yeah they hate the purple ones from like i mean it

00:42:19.060 more like these tar babies yeah i mean more like the cool that hates other black people like legit

00:42:25.860 they're like they're savages like the the smart ones i guess you could say they're the ones that are

00:42:30.260 like i've met multiple black ones are like yeah i hate niggas and i'm like i'm like whoa uh yeah i

00:42:35.740 remember i didn't know that's human nature like why wouldn't they it's like i know a bunch of jews

00:42:40.200 that ate gravelers i know a bunch of everything do you have synesthesia do you like see do you hear

00:42:46.320 colors and tones and shit can i just can i just ask something real quick you said i i want to backtrack

00:42:51.440 before we because i'm still fucking reeling your friend would like throw shit from the toilet is it

00:42:56.920 meditated like the psychology behind it did she shit no they just no they don't they don't flush

00:43:01.260 the toilet they don't they their their water got turned off they can't flush one in the chamber

00:43:04.960 they're chimping out they don't know past or future they live completely in the moment

00:43:10.640 you know they don't know where the dookie comes from but they know that they'll throw it at each

00:43:16.060 other if they see it that is one of my favorite relations is depression and suicide super low

00:43:21.820 amongst the black community because if you're living in the present i would think that you would

00:43:24.660 probably not be i think suicide is actually low in the but yeah i think you're right i think

00:43:28.780 and that's why they always think they're innocent because the black that committed the crime 30

00:43:34.560 seconds before is gone like that's no longer the same guy and it's like you're just you're just

00:43:40.760 attacking my baby he's innocent it's like he didn't do nothing to go we don't have a memory

00:43:46.180 there was actually a black lady in the emergency aisle on a plane that got kicked off this week

00:43:50.640 and and they literally all they asked her was like will you assist in the in the event of an

00:43:56.040 emergency you know how they always ask you if you're in the emergency aisle she's like no nigga

00:43:59.340 and she was like i ain't saving no motherfucker and they're like well man if you're gonna sit in this

00:44:04.880 in this row you have to assist she's like i ain't assisting no muff if i get out and i'm gonna i'm good

00:44:10.920 then maybe i help and they're like well then you're gonna have to move and she's like i ain't

00:44:14.340 motherfucking moving and they they arrested her and threw her off the plane and deep deplaned

00:44:18.060 everybody it was fucking crazy dude but we've we've already diagnosed why they do this because

00:44:22.240 this is a behavior that they do have it's like that uh like very short-term memory loss or short

00:44:27.360 term that's all they can remember it's because of the chirp it's the chirp that's constantly going off

00:44:32.080 because if you've ever been a victim to it and you can hear it you start to lose track of when the

00:44:36.180 last chirp was because it's just you start living your life chirp to chirp and i feel like this is real

00:44:43.000 shit my my buddy uh eric growing up he his dad i don't know what the fuck his dad's problem was

00:44:49.320 like he wouldn't he wouldn't get him in a bedroom that was away from where the birds were at

00:44:54.020 anyways the outside of his place was this july or july no at six no but at six a.m it just reminded me

00:45:02.140 of the chirp because at six a.m i i spent the night at his house one time and at six a.m you would

00:45:06.520 just have these birds that would come around that were chirping and and i shit you not this kid

00:45:11.120 grew up to be a heroin addict and i think it's because he never got a good night's rest and i

00:45:15.300 think this is the same thing with the black community i mean i could defend the blacks and

00:45:19.380 give reasons for like you know like various things like their diet's horrible the amount of stress

00:45:25.020 is children but but it doesn't matter it's still the behavior you know like i'm not saying they have

00:45:31.540 worse souls than me right and you know it's not like i i think being black makes you a bad person but

00:45:36.940 there is this like accepted behavior they do and it's can't kill yourself if you're murdered that's

00:45:43.280 a weird story well done jordan taylor was a big bit that's funny can't kill yourself if you're murdered

00:45:50.540 that's funny yeah it really but i whenever i realize the whole like they live in the moment only

00:45:58.260 it may be like oh that's why like they still live in like mud huts in africa like they just

00:46:03.380 are legit happy over there like i got a buddy that goes over there to do like psychedelic healing with

00:46:09.220 the shaman and he's like bro i'm telling you like they're they're solid over there like they're uh

00:46:14.860 they might live simple but they they're strong they know shit you know that's why the american

00:46:20.820 culture with the blacks is one of the main factors because it's they're really fucked up here yeah

00:46:25.880 oh this is why i was i was asking you about the uh the mushroom trip because i've always been

00:46:30.820 amazed at your musical talent i'll stop blowing you now um and i'm just curious like because and

00:46:35.340 you've also talked about your iq and you know when i was listening to your podcast and so high high iq

00:46:40.880 musician what what was the mushroom experience for someone of your uh your stature um it was a long

00:46:50.300 time ago when i like tripped balls i've had like little pieces of mushrooms where it just like felt kind

00:46:56.120 of comfortable but when i like tripped balls there was a lot of colors there was colors i was like

00:47:00.780 i felt like i could paint in the sky with a tool you know my other buddy had a horrible experience but

00:47:07.140 he was the one that always was on drugs he's like we're all like rats we're like i'm like 213 you're

00:47:12.260 like 244 and we're all like numbered in this little thing and i'm like i can paint in the sky

00:47:17.200 get a fully different vibe and then he died he drove his car into a brick wall and i was like

00:47:26.800 on that trip no but like years later yeah and i just remember thinking like i wonder if it's just

00:47:33.540 like perception starts drawing you towards these horrible events because i you know i don't i don't

00:47:39.340 like being out of control like that but i did feel like really well you know like i had my shirt open

00:47:45.960 the wind was blowing i was like dude i can feel the whole earth and he's like he's like one day

00:47:51.360 the rat the rat has to drink the milk i'm just like dude that's a nightmare to have someone like

00:47:58.800 that around you but that's like that's what you're battling against with like because you would think

00:48:03.360 that owen would be have a strong inclination to the conspiracy community but the truth is in there

00:48:08.520 that are like doomers that's where you'll end up if you're listening to that stuff and you're going

00:48:13.420 down that weird rabbit hole you kind of have to if you for what we talk about on this show and my

00:48:18.760 other show and all that and all the time it seems like the world's ending but i have like a lot of

00:48:23.320 optimism so i'm like i'm constantly seeing an opportunity and and trying to do something new

00:48:27.920 otherwise why why even try totally especially if you can't change anything at your stature tripping

00:48:35.240 balls was looking down like terrifying or not because i feel like at our height it's like

00:48:39.260 i feel secure grounded comfortable at your height you look down you're like jesus christ i'm gonna

00:48:44.080 fucking fall no i'm like gandalfs i'm the lizard like i was the gandalf like i'm still stable it's

00:48:53.080 not like i don't have bigger feet and bigger legs and shit it's all relative the idea that you look

00:48:58.260 down and your distortions thrown off you're like oh my god well the reason the reason i asked about

00:49:02.800 all this is because terrence howard is that his name i don't know anyways uh iron man he

00:49:07.320 whatever that's what that rant reminds me of is like a mushroom trip for someone with a higher

00:49:16.400 than average iq because i i remember like i i've told this story before but you know anytime i did

00:49:22.000 mushrooms i would always have a very like as close to a spiritual experience as i've ever had in my life

00:49:26.520 assuming it was not spiritual i don't know maybe it was um but just like this the sense of you know

00:49:31.080 oneness with the world and humanity and everything else it was very very uh religious experience and

00:49:35.840 and his rant struck me as someone who's you know probably just done psychedelics and now they're

00:49:40.960 like everything is fucking you have it all wrong but it's all connected and you know you just you're

00:49:45.900 just missing a few bits here yeah i see i see that too where it's like he doesn't have the

00:49:51.020 communicative ability to explain the feeling but it's not science that's what

00:49:56.020 one of them is because i think that he's trying to say like it's all connected everything's

00:50:02.300 vibratory like music can be in a in an object and that and i'm like yeah but he's not communicating

00:50:09.260 anything of substance and for people that aren't thinking that way it's like yeah but what you're

00:50:13.460 saying has no practical reality at all and so you're just kind of ramble it gets like pointless

00:50:19.300 versus like if you're not trying to express it and change someone's mind and say someone's wrong

00:50:25.200 and make a claim you have a patent you can kind of have these feelings of like things are connected

00:50:30.620 it's not exactly what we think there's a level of maya or illusion here great but when you're

00:50:35.820 trying to make claims about fucking science and moon boots and shit it's like you just it those two

00:50:41.240 worlds aren't connecting at all my primary takeaway after that rant is like oh i understand why you

00:50:46.100 were fired from iron man yeah i would not want to work with those people dude like every after

00:50:52.540 party when people are on drugs it's just it's it's like that is so tedious and everyone acts just

00:51:00.240 like this fucker when they're out of work go ahead and run it for the audience you know what my first

00:51:04.460 patent was the entire ar vr world was built off of my first patent that was abandoned if you will pull

00:51:10.300 up my world of one of those patents i think it's one of the first patents up there i want you to see

00:51:14.440 where your ar vr world came from and look at the list of companies that have cited and didn't just

00:51:20.280 cited they built their entire ar vr world off of my world of windows patent can you pull that up

00:51:25.460 jamie so you're going to look over to you'll see my name inventor terence deshawn howard

00:51:30.620 worldwide application let's just read the abstract just so that application and reality

00:51:36.980 to provide an enhanced sensory all i did is they saw the word the name deshawn and they're like

00:51:42.700 this guy doesn't have anything from a remote site into a room environment at a local site

00:51:46.680 now you see this is all you this is look look look at the inventor go back go up a little bit

00:51:50.420 this ladder is just a bunch of boxes and scratches

00:51:52.760 worldwide patent 2010

00:51:53.840 worldwide applications

00:51:55.480 and look at worldwide applications not patents

00:52:00.720 they have multi-billion dollar companies they've built off of my patent just roll through

00:52:05.780 sony

00:52:06.340 did he say it's because of amazon did he say it's because of racism keep going keep going

00:52:11.880 keep going ibm and it's still making money this patent has earned over seven trillion dollars

00:52:17.480 listen and i haven't gotten a penny of it when they did all of the seven trillion dollars

00:52:22.280 sounds a little high and ibm ibm if you crazy there's and it still has another nine years

00:52:30.120 you guys know ibm was the company that did the jew tattoos in the camps

00:52:34.640 really yeah they were they were like using the the filing system for yeah they that was what got

00:52:42.980 their real breakout start it was uh the jew number system swear to god they had a computer that could

00:52:49.660 only go up to 270 000 and then they were like we're gonna need any more than that he was just saying

00:52:55.640 that was so unbelievably stupid he's like it says application what he's saying isn't true

00:53:02.300 and then joe rogan's like wait you did all this and it's like three little drawings in words

00:53:08.300 and joe literally just goes whoa you did all this like what is all this joe his parents do a little like

00:53:14.340 drawing of like world window it dude it's and then he says seven trillion and i didn't get a penny

00:53:20.940 wild terrence where'd you get that seven trillion dollar budget from so two years of all the money

00:53:26.680 everyone in america makes like you you got that from your vr application like you fucking retard

00:53:33.020 well i mean in fairness there is no there is no applicability to his concept like it the the

00:53:39.220 concept of virtual reality existed in sci-fi movies in the 80s and the 90s like so of course it does

00:53:44.420 it's it's from like his application of 2010 and he thinks like i created this idea like no you

00:53:49.820 fucking did dibs dibs virtual reality like he's like the idea that we could create a different

00:53:56.420 reality down mine no that isn't like every philosopher ever that's me the black fucking retard from the

00:54:03.420 movie you hate it's just i want to i want actually it would be really funny if there was a skit of just

00:54:08.640 terrence howard just like naming things that he's done but it's just like he's like i had this band from

00:54:13.560 england that i started it was like the beatles and like i was just i mean we were killing it and

00:54:18.780 i was wearing shorts and i wanted them to cover my pants or cover my knees and i was so out of breath

00:54:24.260 i was panting i was panting i was like oh pants pants and so and so when you look back at all the

00:54:31.460 old photographs that was because of me because it was called retro causality you see with the right

00:54:37.400 vibrationality retro causality things i do now will affect the past and the future it's like a

00:54:43.320 ripple joe it's like when you drop a pebble the circles go out not just one direction joe goes

00:54:48.620 backwards dude it's so fucking dumb go to any hollywood after party and listen to any retard

00:54:56.740 could you could you do three hours with joe rogan pretending to be terrence howard because that would

00:55:01.380 be really just like no and joe rogan's eating it up that's how you know it's bullshit this is this is

00:55:06.680 this is as good evidence for me that i'm racist as i've ever actually heard of because had i been

00:55:13.100 at a house party because i've had white women that say shit like this to me and i just go oh yeah go

00:55:18.040 play with your fucking gemstones you lunatic but i hear him saying it and i'm like this sounds

00:55:22.920 interesting i'm racist i'm super not susceptible to it because all my life i i grew up believing that

00:55:29.880 this this type of black person was a shaman and that they did know even though i was like very racist

00:55:34.880 like i'm from from coney allen so like but anytime you hear an older black man take that tone and

00:55:39.560 cadence with you you're like oh i'm finna learn something that was just ingrained in my mind and

00:55:45.520 then once that that spell was broken i'm like violently opposed to it i'm so similar bro i'm so

00:55:51.700 similar like the magical negro used to work on me too with like dagger vance you know like the magical

00:55:58.620 negro emerges from the mist and teaches all the whites about truth and you know but really they're just

00:56:03.960 like on parole they're just you know it's it's fucking retarded it's like is neil degrasse tyson

00:56:10.560 the what are you talking about is neil degrasse tyson like the like the arch mage of the magical

00:56:15.980 negroes totally yes he's like universe yeah what's interesting i love black holes i i don't i don't

00:56:24.520 think that he knows much more than terrence howard that's the crazy thing because like i think now i think

00:56:29.360 he's like retarded yeah he doesn't know he doesn't believe in two genders he's been going on a rampage

00:56:33.760 against that he was all in for the vax and fucking covid lockdowns all that i mean he's just an

00:56:37.520 asshole dude everything he says is like real it's just super confident because he's in the moment

00:56:43.640 because he's in the moment yeah he's like there's a black hole at the center of my universe i'm like

00:56:51.060 i know he's the grand wizard of thugomancy yeah that's funny can i just step away for a second

00:56:57.660 i'm gonna take a minute to go ahead and spike the football on clint because he got like this

00:57:01.880 exclusive interview with the pfizer whistleblower about the vaccine and all that and then like

00:57:06.740 halfway through he goes there he goes so listen lady why do you think they're doing this you were

00:57:11.660 in on the inside why do you and the lady just goes have you ever heard of the nephilim and i could

00:57:16.560 see on clint's face go fuck he immediately calls me out i couldn't i couldn't fucking believe it

00:57:23.120 yes she was the pfizer whistleblower that she was detailing all the stuff that pfizer was doing with

00:57:28.240 the uh the vaccine and and the clint just goes like nothing before this had come up with any

00:57:34.000 religious stuff she just goes he goes why are they why did they why do they want to do this and she

00:57:38.560 goes you literally goes you've heard of the nephilim she was like i'm a religious person specifically

00:57:42.720 she says they're trying to bring back the nephilim and i was like you got to be fucking kidding

00:57:45.880 yeah i can't escape top lobson no matter where i turn there he is that's hilarious dude it was

00:57:52.820 crazy to me to listen that like she was talking about they were putting glowing liquid into people

00:57:59.060 she said there was nano robots in them and they fucking they glowed it wasn't called luciferous

00:58:04.700 yeah luciferase yeah nuts dude she's probably she's probably telling the truth do something so crazy

00:58:11.380 that like hey maybe she is but it's like if you're a fucking whistleblower like she's already you've

00:58:16.440 seen how many fucking boeing whistleblowers have been murked over the past couple of weeks and this

00:58:21.840 chick comes out and i'm like i'm like all right just make sure you don't say anything too fucking

00:58:25.380 zany right and she's just like no they're trying to you know bring back the nephilim i was like oh well

00:58:29.700 you're totally discredited now like no one's gonna hurt you except for top tops like tops like i want to

00:58:34.260 have her on i think we're at the point in the game where they're just admitting that it's outright satanism

00:58:38.600 we're like we're not even gonna act like like oh all this was just gay stuff and we're having fun

00:58:43.040 like the rainbow flag you know it's just eventually this this month this next month coming up i wouldn't

00:58:47.640 be surprised to see gay months slide directly into satanism like wait no hillary clinton asked about

00:58:52.360 the nephilim emails yeah yeah i told you this like four times no that was the fucking that was like

00:58:57.300 yeah that's a resurrection that's not the is that nephilim yeah and she no she asked for both

00:59:02.380 she said i'm looking for the resurrection chamber of gil gilgamesh who was a nephilim king

00:59:07.020 and then also the bodies of the buried nephilim lol in an email everyone's like reading this shit

00:59:13.520 i'm just like yeah it's right there wait did it really say lol in the email no but like like oh

00:59:18.920 okay that'd be like such a great touch it would be a great touch so top top are you of the opinion

00:59:23.340 that hillary clinton was genuinely asking for yeah the chamber of gilgamesh and no she lied in her emails

00:59:28.380 clint we send fucking crazy shit in group chats i'm just saying do you think she was actually serious

00:59:33.580 yeah probably yeah i think that's what i think that's what the invasion of iraq was i think

00:59:38.820 that's what that's why we had an occupation there for 20 years and then just decided to leave

00:59:42.780 and everyone's like this is politically stupid look at how much money and weapons we've left there's

00:59:46.700 like no we were there we completed a mission and then we left that was it nothing to do with

00:59:51.300 the mission was to recover the fucking bodies of the buried mephilim nephilim or whatever they're

00:59:56.080 doing over there just ancient shit yeah there's actually a conspiracy that there were stargates

01:00:02.620 over there like actual stargates and then that was that was yeah they were like there's something

01:00:06.900 that was like because all this was like saudi arabia is the one that fucking did 9 11 or why would

01:00:13.180 the let me ask you why would the jews the kazarians the edomites who come from babylon have any interest

01:00:20.100 in using the united states as their homunculus to then invade their their hometown and get what was

01:00:27.100 whatever was there again i don't know i have no idea what's going on i'm just i'm just taking notes

01:00:32.420 i'm legit jews jews jews jews hates the jews jews just there's another realm of of things that people

01:00:39.760 are interested in like people still think the elites quote-unquote are motivated by money i'm like

01:00:44.520 they invented it's like a teacher motivated by gold stars you know like i'm keeping all the gold

01:00:51.260 stars for myself it's like no it's how you motivate the retards bro that's exactly what i said to the

01:00:56.520 fucking pfizer whistleblower that's what led her to saying i think it's because they're trying to

01:01:00.480 bring back the nephilim and i was like what the fuck but then i was like maybe i don't fucking know

01:01:06.040 anymore it's all about antarctica what's that it's all about antarctica dude it's it's like there's

01:01:11.600 something it really is i mean for real the pope all these people they'll go to the antarctica i'm like

01:01:18.820 either election days or christmas days for no reason for like three days and then leave

01:01:23.860 no one's allowed to go to antarctica you know how i feel about what it is i think it's a a ring but

01:01:29.780 um yeah i mean the antarctic treaty all that shit it's so nonsensical the way it's described like

01:01:37.040 the motivations are not people literally with a straight face will say you're not allowed to fly

01:01:41.560 over antarctica because you'll you'll disturb the wildlife and it's like a 30 000 feet like like a

01:01:48.300 chilean flight won't go over antarctica to go to uh south africa couldn't really have you really

01:01:55.340 never gone down the antarctica rabbit hole jose did you tell um did you tell oh dude antarctica's

01:02:00.080 crazy yeah did you tell owen about your um your wife and her oh yeah my wife's the uh the uh descendant

01:02:07.440 of admiral bird nice yeah her family literally still lives on his land couldn't you disprove

01:02:13.780 flat earth just by fucking getting in a plane that's fully loaded with fuel and just circumnavigating

01:02:18.340 the earth couldn't you do it through the south pole hey clint we had flat out of the south pole

01:02:24.380 or go to the south pole why why indeed young man

01:02:29.020 you can go to a little spot you know what the islands are right next to that spot you're allowed

01:02:37.840 to go rothschild island and deception island their name that deception island and rothschild island

01:02:46.980 they don't care anymore you're no country all the world's countries have all signed a treaty called

01:02:54.640 an arctic treaty where you're not allowed to go there at all they will literally kill you on sight

01:03:00.720 they're like hey flat earther why don't you just go yourself they literally shoot you down and kill you

01:03:06.940 wow and then people are like yeah but i mean it's just why would anyone even want to go it's the same

01:03:12.180 with the moon i mean it's just an empty rock i mean who cares i'm like people go over the north pole

01:03:18.620 thousands of times every day no one's allowed to go over the south pole why yeah it's also the highest

01:03:26.340 land mass in the world it's the highest land mass in the world almost like it's a fucking ring

01:03:32.580 i don't know the night's watch like all the symbolism and i know i sound a little like

01:03:38.340 terrence howard but dude it's like this is somebody just but antarctica and you know what

01:03:43.320 antarctica means right it literally means without bears i'm sorry i wasn't terrence howard turned

01:03:50.680 also nephilim antarctica stargate's fucking dorks but like no but we're saying like could it be we're

01:03:56.340 saying i think this what might be it he's like i have the patent for the world he's just a liar like

01:04:04.460 we're still saying like i think that you know why would babylonians want to go there and get something

01:04:11.160 you know we're not saying like that's definitely it but that sounds like it's more reasonable than

01:04:17.060 fucking oil the difference is that why aren't you looking at this like why are we the only one saying

01:04:22.620 because it's also like it's not like also you're asking me yes the guy with the biggest political

01:04:28.080 microphone in the room why aren't you number one every because i'm obviously because i'm obviously

01:04:33.640 a simpleton and i thought that it was just like fucking like corporatism and i thought it was

01:04:38.500 sectarian violence amongst warring tribes in the middle east and like i've always i've always taken

01:04:43.900 it down to what i thought was still the conspiracy level which is apparently not nearly deep enough

01:04:49.240 i don't know dude it's crazy i thought the deep enough was like they're trying to fuck kids and

01:04:53.780 they think it's funny and then i'm like oh it's even worse than that this kind of really sucks you

01:04:58.340 guys need to just look at this like when i'm watching i'm watching dave smith talk to talk to

01:05:01.740 tucker carlson i'm like so what what did you say like you're like where's the talk about the

01:05:08.220 nephilim yeah what about an arca well yeah or just empower people to like do what they can in their

01:05:14.900 life to fix things like you don't like the great replacement have kids you don't like the food

01:05:18.780 grow your food have a big community like honestly that's the thing i'm always looking for with these

01:05:23.680 big conversations i'm like there's a crisis at the border the fed sucks it's just like what are you

01:05:30.120 gonna do about it you're gonna take a gun to the border you're gonna end the fed like enough i've

01:05:35.000 been doing this for fucking like a decade almost now right you know at some point people have to be

01:05:40.320 like well what's the spiritual element what can we do ourselves what makes us happy what makes us laugh

01:05:46.180 like what is truth you know like that type of stuff is what intrigues me and yeah i like talking

01:05:51.900 about what could actually cause the wars like because those conspiracies help me in my life

01:05:57.520 because it's like what is the cause of a man to hurt another man like that's interesting to me

01:06:02.880 it's not just oil it's not like there's more to it there's like sacrifice to it i mean good good

01:06:09.080 example of the fact that i am i am at least evolved enough to recognize that this is not strictly a

01:06:13.960 financial uh mechanism that's that's instigating all of these wars which or the or the lockdowns

01:06:19.040 for that matter which is exactly why i asked that lady oh my god that's so fucking funny they're

01:06:30.300 legitimately funnier than us like sometimes we just we just that was such a funny bit they get to sit

01:06:35.220 there and think of it we don't get to do that um but anyways uh that's that's why i asked the the

01:06:39.600 visor whistleblower because like that has been my conclusion after years of analyzing this is that

01:06:44.260 like it doesn't make enough there is not enough sense in jeopardizing the power structure that you

01:06:51.020 already have with access to the printing press unlimited borrowing everything else you don't

01:06:55.280 lock down the fucking global economy unless you're doing something else what is that something else and

01:06:59.740 that's what i was asking just the global economy it's like almost everything they do i call it

01:07:03.560 we're gonna battle the nephilim agenda is like what i say on my my other shit and everything

01:07:08.740 they're doing is kind of just is to pervert uh human's birthright we were given the earth they

01:07:14.800 want to stop you from reproducing they want to thin out your bloodline it's old nephilim agenda shit

01:07:19.520 but we call it some people call it jewish stuff maybe owen would say like don't fall for the jew trick

01:07:24.220 but it's it's really old nephilim shit in the end that's what's way beyond jews these are just like

01:07:29.780 a identity a tribe it's just um yeah you're absolutely right and it's all of and and they can't take our

01:07:36.460 free will and i wanted to tell clint this because i had this really good letter uh because i know i

01:07:40.840 went a little intense about governments but i i was responding to this letter because i said

01:07:45.360 when andrew cuomo said it was always your choice we never forced you and i was like he's right

01:07:49.720 right no but hear me out i was like he's right and that pissed off a lot of my listeners

01:07:53.080 and one was writing to me about their experience in new york and how they were like

01:07:58.120 fired and there was this and i'm like dude i don't like him i don't like the government i think

01:08:04.000 they want you to vaccinate yourself the point i'm trying to make is that they're not allowed to

01:08:09.580 like they have to get you to choose or they don't win and so to know that going into the next one you

01:08:16.720 will be more successful where they're like we're gonna shut it down we're gonna blah blah blah but

01:08:21.660 they can't they the nephilim trick or whatever it is is like you have to want it you have to choose

01:08:27.180 it because you do have authority over them and there's nothing they can do about it that's why

01:08:31.160 everything has to be a deception and uh and that's why i think the government is basically

01:08:35.200 just the size of it and scope of it is the amount of people that want to be dependent and want someone

01:08:41.300 else to do everything for them and that's what i think the government is that's why i can't fight it

01:08:45.740 or i'm against it because i'm like to be against it is to be against your neighbor that doesn't want

01:08:51.920 to work and get a check like that's the government like that's what the government is and so for me it's a

01:08:57.600 personal thing about like taking as much responsibility as i can so then that shrinks

01:09:02.820 almost like a tumor but i totally agree yeah yeah exactly personal responsibility is like

01:09:08.020 chemotherapy to the state that it's the whole thing they're in a perfect balance yep you know

01:09:13.660 so it's like to go to go against that it's like arresting drug dealers like another one just pops

01:09:19.000 up as long as there's a demand that's why i'm always going at the demand where it's like

01:09:22.660 don't blame your problems on the government figure out how to be less dependent and work within it and

01:09:27.700 have a good life and then it shrinks see i think i think i'm just like i am step one on that path

01:09:33.300 though because a lot of people the people that you're talking about those that are responsible for

01:09:37.400 the the scope of the state growing they're the people that believe in the government are turning

01:09:42.440 to it so i'm trying to basically bring them down the path of like yo this is actually not helping

01:09:47.860 you this is not helping any of us how about we not do that and then then you can get into the

01:09:52.140 homesteading and the bitcoining and all that or not the bitcoining i know we don't want to go

01:09:55.220 that's fine i'm not like anti-bitcoin i'm just saying it's you know i'm a silver gold guy but

01:10:01.520 dude it's actually really funny because right now a lot of the meme uh stocks are like going off

01:10:06.280 again like uh gamestop and barnes and noble actually it's like it's like crushing right now

01:10:11.640 it's just kind of fun talking about not necessarily bitcoin but it's just funny to see that

01:10:16.260 shit happens one meme because i see you rising clear like you're getting a lot of exposure doing

01:10:20.520 great stuff one meme that i'd love to see you inject though is it's not like the government

01:10:26.420 is oppressing people they're the result of behavior and like the one thing i would change about the

01:10:33.660 libertarian thing is like they're making me do something versus i'm engaging in it you know and

01:10:41.740 then that would actually shrink them it's almost like a it's it's weird it's like a reverse it's almost

01:10:46.640 like a paradox where they can only appear to do that because people beg them to do that because

01:10:52.600 they're dependent but the entire point of the libertarian party is begging it almost seems like

01:10:57.680 they're begging other people to take part in this behavior the only person who doesn't uh exemplify and

01:11:03.320 embody that i mean like dave smith is kind of tidied up you have a you know clint is a decent dude ron

01:11:09.000 paul the rest of them like you said there's a fucking full-blown pornographer running for president

01:11:13.100 that is the soul and the spirit of that party do what thou wilt and there you go

01:11:17.560 but that is not the the soul the soul of the party is decided in three days you know like if it i will

01:11:25.540 grant you if they go with the large as the presidential nominee then yeah then the party is exactly the

01:11:30.960 joke that you know if they if they pick the best person then you're just in charge of the people that

01:11:35.720 are like that that's it that's who goes to that party because if you do the libertarian thing of

01:11:41.500 like do as thou wilt other people are going to pay someone to stop them from do fucking in front of

01:11:46.980 their kids and that's how a government's created that's why it has that's why it has to be moral

01:11:51.820 because that's i agree that's the whole ron paul message is that it needs to be moral there's there's

01:11:57.260 a moral framework that is that is it supersedes in fact it's almost a precursor to a libertarian

01:12:02.580 civilization is that you have to have personal responsibility and a moral framework if you don't

01:12:07.300 then it's destructive yeah and then people will pay people to to stop you and that's where it is

01:12:14.280 that's why honor is so important trust is so important yep white society ethno states are so

01:12:21.080 important

01:12:21.460 i am trying not to have to run i'm trying so i will say this though there's black communities in africa

01:12:34.240 that are basically anarcho-capitalists that function great but they have jungle justice

01:12:38.660 like if you rape a kid they chop your head off like immediately yeah yeah so they have almost no

01:12:43.640 government but and it's funny that they're an ethno state but they're black i know a decent amount about

01:12:49.000 like village africa and it's you know it's actually closer to libertarianism than any white area in

01:12:56.100 america they're like you know yeah like they collectively just are like if you do this like we'll

01:13:02.480 fucking kill you and then people don't do it that's the funniest thing about being a racist is

01:13:07.080 because you you become because america because you are racist you want to look at other races and

01:13:12.580 learn as much about them as you can so like you're like you're like i know a lot about villages in

01:13:17.400 africa just like i was looking for material and i was inspired i was like i was like oh wow look at

01:13:23.980 serious question for you owen do you think that ultimately the the concept of a multicultural

01:13:31.160 civilization is just doomed to failure i don't know i mean i don't i don't know what multicultural

01:13:40.060 i think you have to have a framework of collective assumptions you know about property rights how you

01:13:48.080 interact like uh what behavior is shamed the reason i don't think it can work in him right now is

01:13:54.460 because not enough people are shaming bad behavior so you don't even know the lines right there's a

01:14:00.280 like i'll make fun of like uh you know a behavior and then people will be like look this white guy did

01:14:06.280 it too i'm like yeah but he's arrested and everyone hates him like don't you get it like i'm saying

01:14:11.380 thinking it's okay to shit in the street is different than a heroin addict shitting in the street because

01:14:16.160 he's like rock bottom like it's like do you accept and that's the problem i don't i don't even think

01:14:23.260 it's as racial except for race is a great meme to carry culture and these type of lines you know

01:14:30.540 yeah this is this has actually always been my counter to all of my racist co-hosts is that i think that

01:14:35.520 it's it's about shared shared values more than it is skin color yeah like you could have you could

01:14:40.200 have white people that are pieces of fucking shit that you certainly want to wouldn't want to live

01:14:43.660 around too clint you know what's crazy i agree in generality skin color is going to come and play

01:14:49.260 let's be real my only my only friends my only friends that i have since i moved here to florida

01:14:54.180 have been black people but like they're solid i think you may have met the one of the couples at

01:14:59.420 least no i would have remembered that i would remember people who watch the show and and follow

01:15:04.640 my twitter no i would never go out seeking a black friend no they're my friend bro i'm just saying

01:15:09.280 i'm like the only black guy in idaho is my friend and i did not seek

01:15:14.080 i tried desperately not to be his friend but but here's the thing is they definitely think

01:15:20.800 you're funny like they're not like offended you know just so charismatic it's like they're

01:15:25.600 awesome my daughter said the other day she was like oh look at this this is black like

01:15:29.220 and then she she said the name of the kid there and i looked at the mom and the mom was like

01:15:33.200 i was like i you know we say nigger a lot in the house

01:15:37.120 kids say the darndest things guys we do have super chats on rumble i don't know if anyone's been

01:15:44.520 paying i just popped so just a lot of people apologizing to owen for some reason they're

01:15:49.140 paying us money to apologize to you obviously i've got an artist i'm banned from your chat this

01:15:54.140 show is the front line of offensive shit i'm canadian in southern ontario beautiful

01:15:58.540 i'm glad you're too i have my pronouns and my signature at work he him i listen on the way

01:16:04.300 to work so they can't see me on their network i feel like a lot of people listen and keep it to

01:16:11.340 themselves but reiterate your sacred cow destructions which permeates the culture with

01:16:15.700 ripples that's exactly that's my whole career is i'll get all these people listening they don't

01:16:20.980 say they're listening they don't like promote me or talk about me but then they just start talking

01:16:25.900 about it dude i'll do a bit the next day candace owens is like word for wording it i'm like did

01:16:30.960 you just fucking listen to my you know or like babylon b or something are you saying that you

01:16:35.400 patented it yeah well memes are different memes are just saying like it's just odd it's odd the the

01:16:43.300 timing of it i was just talking are you owed seven trillion dollars in inspiration no no i was just

01:16:48.280 talking to ryan gatsu rivera about that um dude he's an incredible impressionist he dude he interviewed

01:16:54.840 me as me it was me from 10 years ago because i'm doing sensor tv by the way my promo code is shapiro

01:17:01.320 i swear to god oh that's awesome so i'm doing videos over there so people can subscribe sensor tv

01:17:07.020 promo code shapiro is my codes anyway so we're doing that we're talking about that he's like bro i heard

01:17:13.000 remixes of that nigger stole my bike and i had no idea who you were like he's like it's crazy how many

01:17:19.340 of those ideas will go out like you talk about the pandas it goes and it's like i was like i'm the

01:17:24.180 least famous dude who like significantly impacts culture you know well i mean is that i'd say that's

01:17:31.420 like the coolest version of famous is that yeah yeah the culture without without having to be hunted by

01:17:37.580 paparazzi and shit well because the best part about is that you get to see your hand because like

01:17:42.040 because the internet is so connected oh my god he's become the jew

01:17:44.940 i pull his strings from behind and no one knows

01:17:51.820 it's so it's so freelance like easy moving stuff like because other big movie stars do move culture

01:17:58.020 through movies tv com but like that's like maybe once a month like big projects yeah owen is moving

01:18:04.900 from subject to subject on an almost weekly basis sometimes shorter and stirring people up in a frenzy

01:18:10.080 and then it's like okay the next thing you know what the best one was like over the indians over

01:18:14.500 the blacks over the jews boomers i'm so glad that you just went off because like it's i was here for

01:18:19.360 the pandas honestly really a sleeper for me like whoa do you actually think that pandas are fake

01:18:27.880 well i think they're fake as in shih tzus are fake like i don't think they were ever like natural

01:18:34.540 animals in the wild like i think they were like heavily bred to like a degree where it could get

01:18:41.320 real weird what they mixed in there but they've never been an actual animal in the wild they don't

01:18:46.400 exist in art or literature and they have like dragons and there's no pandas it's like they they ovulate

01:18:54.240 three days three days an entire year they like don't care for their young they can't run they can't

01:19:00.380 defend themselves they eat and sleep all day they only eat one food they're fucking useless

01:19:05.520 abominations you know what it's like it's like when north korea rolls out something and they show

01:19:11.320 it off like like look at this shit that we made like so the world would be impressed that's what

01:19:15.760 china is doing with the pandas almost and it's like china's notorious to do this with animals they

01:19:20.520 did it with lots of opso sheets they love making animals that are fucking useless without the empire

01:19:27.240 they did it with their people too yeah yeah

01:19:30.780 it's big time we do have to do mailbag at some point i don't know how you guys figure the

01:19:40.120 logistics that without toad normally we slave toad i guess but i did also i because i the boomer thing

01:19:46.080 i found a video just this last week and it was the i guess the great tyler run mailbag if you know

01:19:52.800 um the ones before the the boomers parents like basically the generation before the parents and

01:19:56.860 they were talking about the boomers as already their parents like you know probably in like the

01:20:01.380 70s and it was just weird just seeing even them they're like not liking what the boomers were doing

01:20:06.660 already because they were like it started in they were like in the 60s they were like it started there

01:20:11.020 they decided because they they just thought because they saw growing up that things just got better

01:20:16.900 over time and all they just saw what things got better they didn't see the work that went into it

01:20:21.260 beforehand and they just thought things just get better so then that's just what happened oh yeah

01:20:25.620 this is the video oh by the way i didn't start boomer mockery no my repetition will get in huge

01:20:33.660 amounts of people that wouldn't have done it that's more like how i found out in the 50s that if you

01:20:39.680 got up in the morning and went to work and did a good day's work uh that things got better you got

01:20:45.780 promoted or you got more money uh you were able to buy furniture you could have more children the

01:20:50.460 children could have better clothes and life just improved we knew it was because you went to work

01:20:56.360 but i'm not sure our children realized that they saw simply that the clothes got better the house

01:21:03.540 got bigger this the neighborhood got nicer and i have a strong suspicion that what happened in the

01:21:09.080 late 60s was that the kids who rebelled took it for granted that life would improve automatically

01:21:16.820 i saw that i was like huh that kind of makes sense i was like i just even even like their parents kind

01:21:23.080 of could see it coming honestly though like fuck these people because they they live through the

01:21:28.260 now i'm gonna get too fucking wonky a libertarian i'm not gonna mailbag

01:21:32.080 all right i'll read it mark vestibule if you had an autistic son what would you like his obsession

01:21:40.700 to be tower gang edits dude i saw uh one that i saw today was i saw someone doing he was really

01:21:50.640 autistic about quarters and the uh like all the the states and like he had he was like michigan has

01:21:58.460 the least amount of quarters in rotation right now and i was like that sounds pretty cool to be

01:22:02.400 autistic about just like yeah that's good i think racial crime statistics yes i think you're

01:22:10.280 with no hate whatsoever just no hate at all it's like did you know that the japanese man is the

01:22:15.620 most likely to throw a toaster into somebody with a bathtub i'm like nice thanks son yeah what you're

01:22:23.040 saying is is you're going to be hanging out with your kid probably his whole life because if he's

01:22:26.320 autistic to this level there's no lady it's just you for the rest of his life what do you want to

01:22:30.400 talk about with this guy for the rest of your life and yeah it's going to be like dude that would be

01:22:34.540 great you snap your finger uh taiwanese taiwanese what about everything about an arnica too yeah

01:22:40.900 that actually that actually reminds me like it is kind of remarkable that toad lives on his own

01:22:46.900 you know like it like shouldn't yeah probably not but like he does and that's that's a feat like

01:22:52.180 another one i saw recently was actually it was actually a black dude and what he could you could give

01:22:57.640 him a either a movie or a date autistic black dude you can't be retarded twice dude he was

01:23:04.800 they have the highest vaccination rates the blacks they have the highest autistic rate and the highest

01:23:09.580 vaccination rate wow makes you think man makes you think down but he was like they get you would give

01:23:16.880 him a movie title or a date and he would name either when the movie came out the day it came out in

01:23:22.160 theaters or what movies came out on the date it was like everything and i was like that's just my best

01:23:27.000 friend growing up knew every single uh there's multiple belts in the heavyweight division he knew

01:23:33.900 from like 1890 through today every belt that was ever you know possessed by every boxer and he could

01:23:40.100 say like who he fought to win it it was fucking crazy and he was to rattle them off and i was like

01:23:45.240 oh shit like my best friend's autistic i should have known like long before that but that's when i

01:23:49.560 realized it ufc ufc history would be fun for me really like the ufc would be fun to just sit

01:23:55.260 watch the fights and be like you know that this guy's landed the most significant strike well it

01:23:58.960 had to be their moms because their dads wouldn't take them what because their dads aren't there

01:24:04.220 yeah you don't have to explain it

01:24:06.420 next mailbag

01:24:09.720 all right let's go down here to uh owen uh any word on getting your bike back after all these years

01:24:17.420 no it's too late now i'm i don't even want it now i i'm just gonna make them pay

01:24:23.360 actually all my kids have bikes and it's funny every time i see it just lying on the ground i i feel

01:24:31.440 pride that i can protect their bikes did i did i tell you that my bike also got stolen when i was

01:24:36.700 younger dude so ryan's bike when i talked to ryan today he was also nine and it was a black named

01:24:42.800 anton i don't know if it was honestly you know the funny thing is i don't know if it was a black

01:24:47.100 person or mexicans because where i lived right behind us were mexicans and i left my bike like

01:24:54.400 in a ditch by my house and went in to like eat lunch or whatever came back out gone and i'm pretty

01:25:00.720 sure i would see it like in their yard like just like like they had it like by their uh by like their

01:25:07.260 shed you scared them away but yeah you didn't ask you didn't go hey you guys that mine i didn't tell

01:25:13.540 you guys this week in the chat that i literally almost killed somebody like uh two days ago no

01:25:17.820 you did not yeah no like it was traumatized so all right my mom is doing this fucking janky ass yard

01:25:24.460 sale and she was doing it the other day she stopped doing it but left the sign up on the property i live

01:25:30.020 on a couple of acres so if you're by my house i'm way back if you are by my house you're there for a

01:25:36.520 reason right you guys are familiar with it um so i'm with my kids and i look out the window

01:25:42.680 and there's just this puerto rican guy walking on the other side of my house like the roads over here

01:25:48.100 he's over here walking around where like all my kids shit is like they have their big castle

01:25:52.220 so like i have my gun like actually out and i walk up to this guy and i just go can i help you

01:26:00.100 and the guy can't see my hands or anything but he starts to like get nervous and explain

01:26:05.140 my dad apparently sent him over he went to the yard sale my dad sent him over to look at the

01:26:10.420 trees because he said he cuts trees and i'm like dad do you understand you would have been helping

01:26:15.240 me dig a hole if someone's like is your dad is your dad down for that would your dad dig a hole with

01:26:22.600 you to bury a man that you just shot because he was i think he would he's a fucking gangster like

01:26:26.900 that but he's from the city so he doesn't understand these rules like like walk with the guy call me

01:26:31.840 tell him tell me that you're sending me this is not coney island well then i was like do you

01:26:36.480 understand how dangerously close i was to shooting a man that's real you could have shot him legally

01:26:41.180 i know in florida been no problem they'll be like he's puerto rican no problem just fucking get him

01:26:45.540 out of here but on my soul like the the toll that that takes on my soul yeah that'd be awful yeah

01:26:53.160 yeah well i mean he's just a fucking innocent tree cutter and you're like prepared to murder him

01:26:58.880 it's terrible but listen in when you're in when you're in an isolated area kind of like how i am

01:27:03.960 that's how you respond to this stuff oh yeah yeah yeah absolutely it's completely unusual and i was

01:27:10.600 born in the ghetto did all of you have fathers grown up that would bury a body for you because

01:27:15.100 i certainly did no my my dad would not bury a body absolutely no no and i was wondering if

01:27:21.240 tractor and dig it out with me he's a top top what any of us would you think bear it help you bury a body

01:27:26.540 and keep it quiet i think i could trick you into doing it no no this is my cousin and he wants to

01:27:33.780 be buried on my property uh i have a family don't bring me into any like intense criminal type

01:27:40.200 enterprise oh see i was thinking jose would be down for it i'm sorry it it depends on the

01:27:45.100 circumstance really it's all contextual but if i'm like jose has a number i like my family

01:27:49.260 but like not the arbalest that you accidentally shot i will rat you out if it's about keeping me

01:27:54.980 away from my family i will i'm telling you that now here's how it goes cole i can fool cole i can

01:27:59.400 get him to dig it i could like just appeal to his uh his vein and be like oh look how strong you are

01:28:04.940 go ahead just be like yo i bet you can't dig this hole in five minutes and he'd be like oh yeah the

01:28:09.140 fuck i can it's gonna be six feet deep it's like oh that's a really deep hole jose you have a number

01:28:15.780 i can i can i know you have a number and it's low oh yeah it's however much you sell your cats for

01:28:20.300 that's how much i can get you yeah i mean i can be bought and like at the same time it's a matter

01:28:25.320 of like what kind of heat am i gonna get am i gonna likely to get caught if i'm not likely

01:28:29.200 i'm hooking you up you do it whatever jose you do it okay point you do it clint you have a political

01:28:36.000 career to protect so you would probably say no you wouldn't tell on me but you say no you drive out

01:28:41.140 of here and be like i didn't see shit you're wrong i am the most i am the most ride or die motherfucker

01:28:45.140 on here but go ahead oh i thought you were saying you're wrong i would tell him you i called the cops

01:28:48.760 immediately you're going to jail motherfucker i got a i got a political campaign this is going

01:28:54.100 i'm gonna be the vice president of the libertarian party you think i'm gonna fucking cover up yeah

01:28:57.960 no it would absolutely help that'd actually be pretty base you're like i'll bury a body for this

01:29:02.980 political party i think i ain't doing it for the fucking party get the fuck out of here the problem

01:29:07.460 with toad is i think toad might die as well if he was digging the hole yeah he'd be like i got buried

01:29:11.740 two bodies now he'd be like he'd carry himself he'd be like

01:29:15.360 can you imagine

01:29:19.300 god him even digging would be just be a chore to watch like just give me the fucking shovel

01:29:24.380 get out there's no way i could have lived he would not know how to break off he well he wouldn't know

01:29:28.020 how to use a shovel he would be like i would get like i would get irrationally angry because

01:29:32.140 i've been like manual labor my entire life so just seeing him trying to fuck around with the

01:29:36.120 shovel not knowing i'd be like just get the fuck out of here go do something no joke man people

01:29:41.440 don't real like i've had to bury like an alpaca which is like the size of a person

01:29:45.420 it takes hours sometimes like to get deep enough it's like people are like oh yeah just bury the

01:29:51.420 body i'm like dude you gotta pre-dig digging is so like once you get like a few you also don't

01:29:58.340 realize how much like just dirt just is in volume wise just like you'll be like if i dig dig a foot

01:30:04.420 down like five foot like do your dig like a five by one foot uh like and then just try that and

01:30:11.420 it's like it's stupid hard and it's so much dirt my like 170 pound mastiff like dig a hole for him

01:30:16.920 when he died and yeah it was a fuck it was an ordeal yeah i think this is actually this this actually

01:30:21.840 this is a good point and it changes my mind i what i wouldn't dig the hole what i would do is i

01:30:25.760 would take the body out to uh top swamp and let the gators devour it because i ain't digging a

01:30:31.420 fucking hole yeah you're it's cozy that's not cozy that's not cozy if you have pigs i mean the

01:30:36.360 pigs just eat anybody there you go yeah living out here i i just had a turkey with a splayed leg

01:30:41.480 like a 12 week old turkey so not so big i had to dig a hole for it because i had to kill it it's like

01:30:46.600 its leg is like was like backwards flopping and i had one like that before and it dies of natural

01:30:51.280 causes because it just lays on its belly it's like the worst way to die so i take this turkey

01:30:55.620 and i'm petting and i'm looking at his eyes and i have a machete and i like put him on a tree stump

01:31:01.900 not scissors and i like fucking cut his head off and i look at it and i'm like man like because i've

01:31:06.840 gutted deer and shit i've killed deer but this was like just it takes something out of you and i feel

01:31:11.560 like i don't know do you know what i've been seeing lately is there's a guy there's a guy i've been

01:31:16.760 watching that he has a rabbit meat farm like that's what he like it's like not like a full farm it's just

01:31:22.360 like in his backyard he just keeps uh meat rabbits i do that oh you do that too but it's different

01:31:27.860 this is not a meat turkey this was like a i like turkeys i keep them as pets because they're very

01:31:33.180 cool i have meat birds and all day this turkey was looking up at me from the stump like this and i'm

01:31:39.100 just yeah i have rabbits i have chickens that do that too wait so is it is it harder to butcher the

01:31:44.780 rabbits or by now it's just like a fucking i just shoot them in the head i mean i i have no problem

01:31:50.120 with it at all because it's just weird because it was there's videos of this guy and he like goes

01:31:54.580 in there and he's like petting them and he's like loving on them and i'm just thinking like you're

01:31:58.220 literally just going to like either shoot them or just that's actually the move with rabbits you kind

01:32:02.720 of coax them and once you go fast yeah with a stick right in the back of the neck done yeah as long as

01:32:08.000 you give them a very fast death and a good life it uh it actually gets a lot easier where you're just

01:32:12.880 like you become a little psychotic dude uh farm guys are way scared for me for me it would be a

01:32:22.980 lot harder to to do the bunny than the turkey like the turkey i would feel like because like it's a

01:32:27.340 bird and birds are basically soulless you know no they have really good they have really good like

01:32:32.160 personalities turkeys i don't know why no they're birds i raised now dude i raised 10 of them with the

01:32:37.720 intention to kill and then i ended up with a fucking turkey farm because i was like these turkeys are just

01:32:41.940 awesome they a lot of birds are smart like ravens and shit crows no yeah no ravens yes but i've

01:32:47.840 always like chickens for instance are cunts so i figured that oh you can kill chickens like you

01:32:52.040 don't even ever met a bird i like like they're they are awful like doves made for life and we have

01:32:58.280 these doves and a beautiful dove just flew into our window and died and now his like partner is just

01:33:04.860 always hanging out alone like on ashley madison or something it was kind of a bummer it's this like

01:33:11.260 peace dove just like dang just dead yo no shit the turkey that i killed i was raising two of them

01:33:18.960 at the time i just bought two turkeys and i said let me raise another generation that one i had to

01:33:22.680 kill because of the leg the second one just didn't eat and it fucking died the other day just stopped

01:33:27.440 eating it was standing there until it just that's how smart i don't know if they're smart but like i

01:33:31.420 really do like these things yeah i like all my animals yeah my house in carlsbad uh was by the

01:33:39.200 lagoon my my house in carlsbad was on on the lagoon so there was tons of wildlife right and i had a

01:33:46.160 full glass front or to the to the water so once a month at least a bird would just fucking 100 miles

01:33:53.820 per hour straight into my glass yeah so i like but the the weird thing that you find out is that you

01:33:59.360 assume that they're all dead because they all drop dead but then some of them 15 20 minutes later just

01:34:04.580 go like oh i'm out of my concussion and then they fucking fly off and they're totally fine so it was

01:34:08.800 always a roll of the dice you never knew they would just hit drop and then you'd be like either i have

01:34:13.040 to go bury this fucking thing or it's gonna fly off in an hour it's very strange did we ever tell owen

01:34:17.640 about how my my uh parents because you're you're obviously a farm man you're out there on the farm

01:34:22.500 and so my my grandmother owns a farm as well and she has chickens and horses and cows and goats and

01:34:28.180 stuff like that and so uh my mom i went over there one day and they were butchering some of their

01:34:33.720 chickens and uh they were like you should see how we do it so i come in there and obviously i'm

01:34:38.680 thinking how you regularly butcher a chicken you cut its head off no even worse you're not ready for

01:34:45.380 i remember this story now this is bizarre so uh i get there and they had fashion basically uh they

01:34:52.460 on the side of the barn they put a funnel and like like screwed and like nailed it into oh yeah i did

01:34:57.760 the kilter on yeah yeah and so they put it down to that and they had like a trash bag underneath to

01:35:01.940 catch all the blood and i was like okay and i was like i was looking around for a hatchet and i was

01:35:06.380 like where's like the hatchet or like thing you're gonna cut it she was like no she was like we use

01:35:10.180 these cutco chicken uh kitchen shears and we just uh snip it and i'm like does it go like one step

01:35:16.260 she's like no not usually we get to like really like work at i'm like you're telling me you take

01:35:22.800 this chicken you put it the thing and then you working at just like trying to cut its head off

01:35:27.980 through the bone through the spine with yeah they had done this that's not a good way and they thought

01:35:34.540 you gotta do it quick like the whole thing is you gotta go quick no they were they had a workout

01:35:39.120 and i was like why don't you just use a hatchet and they were like we don't want to put any dents

01:35:43.060 into the uh the barn door they were like we don't want to put any hatchet marks in there i'm like

01:35:48.340 what are you i could i i i had i turned my wife and i was like this i was like i don't care that

01:35:55.200 chickens die it doesn't bother me one bit this is inhumane i felt so bad i was like i don't know if

01:36:02.780 you had ever heard of the worst way to kill a chicken than like kitchen shears just trying to

01:36:08.320 i got a got a question for you um obviously dave smith lives the lifestyle of you know he's a family

01:36:15.240 man he's got two kids he's married uh you know faithful to the best of my knowledge do you think

01:36:19.880 that there's value in his message like i don't know if you listened to him on rogan uh yesterday but

01:36:25.380 like do you think that the message that he and i are delivering is like it's too shallow it's not

01:36:31.400 enough about you know focus on family and self-development do you see any value in it i

01:36:36.880 guess yeah no i definitely see value in it like i think like one of the stages is identifying the rot

01:36:42.860 and so you guys doing that's great i'm just i'm just talking about another layer to throw in there

01:36:48.420 to like get people out of the victim consciousness but no i of course i see value in that it's like

01:36:53.320 most people don't even know that the federal reserve exists or what money is like a lot of people

01:36:58.880 still think it's backed by gold at fort knox it's like so no educating people on that's good yeah

01:37:05.760 i think we'll just i'll just send them your way like once once they understand the fed and shit

01:37:10.520 i always like dave smith he's a good guy he really is yeah he's just afraid of controversy he's much too

01:37:17.940 free now now guys i'm not saying israel did october 7th

01:37:24.820 there's not a chance i'm gonna stop first of all would

01:37:36.540 no someone wrote her that like that's the thing is like that's not a genuine message she's like

01:37:42.800 trying to make someone happy like there's no way that retarded girl was like if you see something

01:37:47.480 say like she's reading copy they're not offended like they're offended if you like won't play with

01:37:53.020 the squirrel with them or something they're not like offended that you like use the word retarded

01:37:57.400 yeah they're they're offended if you won't bake the chicken nuggies like they're not really

01:38:01.140 exactly say yeah or if you like look too serious and you're like raise your voice

01:38:05.400 you know yeah exactly if you say like get out of here retard they might be like startled but

01:38:11.240 yeah or if you said like where's my fork they're like what are you sad but if you say like if you just

01:38:18.140 say oh that this this game's retarded they don't say like as a member of a minority group

01:38:25.420 behind writing the script it is it is one of the funniest themes and shameless of like

01:38:30.960 where the uh like they had the whole thing of like retards came together and they're like like

01:38:36.180 there was like he was like he stood up and he was like we use the we are the retards and they're

01:38:40.520 like no no you can't say that but it's like this retarded kid saying it and it's just like they don't

01:38:44.300 care like no no they're like they're very angelic like i actually like down syndrome people i mean then

01:38:49.860 you have mentally retarded can get scary and crazy but down syndrome a lot of times they're like

01:38:54.840 very joyful people oh yeah i think uh so there's like there's some controversy on

01:38:59.980 controversy on the rapture and like you know pre-tribulation mid-trib post-trib that i know

01:39:03.940 sounds crazy but uh i think that there's going to be three there's going to be a first one second

01:39:07.740 one and third one in there for different people the first one i think is for the down syndrome

01:39:11.820 specifically like the people who did no wrong yeah they're the ones they're going to be missing and

01:39:17.680 it's going to be like a huge thing we're like where did all the fucking retarded people go

01:39:21.120 then the tribulation starts and shit gets weird but that's the whole world's going to be like

01:39:25.000 greenland it's just like there's just no downs anymore they're just gone wait wait wait

01:39:28.960 they're really all innocent they're like innocent are you saying that only the down syndrome people

01:39:33.380 will will be raptured and everybody else they go first yeah oh okay there's multiple interpretations

01:39:39.380 and children it's down syndrome people and children are gone clint i'll put it to you this way

01:39:43.560 the short bus comes first uh on the way to god on the way to heaven so it comes around

01:39:48.100 they pick up all the downs kids it's just later on then like then the white bus comes and then the

01:39:53.760 black bus comes at the end and that's the whites are like the most guilty because we're like the

01:39:59.600 least in the moment you know we like know what we're doing yeah it's it's it's we have forethought

01:40:04.280 it's like it's like the difference between was it first and second degree murder it's like we

01:40:08.100 yeah dude a lot of the blacks we're making fun of would be like oh i'm floating i'm out of here

01:40:14.160 you know and we're just like i like it when cold takes credit what you were doing you were deceiving

01:40:20.320 people i like it when cold takes credit for like the white race or being white because like if he

01:40:24.480 had black skin everyone would be like yeah that makes sense yeah you live in the moment you're

01:40:29.700 joyous all the time you fucking you you have no shame for anything you do like you're a black guy

01:40:34.320 but i have some of that too i'm not gonna lie sometimes i can totally get like golden retriever black

01:40:40.220 guy i'm like man my favorite word's nigger what happened to my bank account

01:40:45.760 like i'm just not thinking ahead that makes a lot of sense it's just like i just kept saying

01:40:54.300 the n-word and then all of a sudden i was de-platformed like i don't know i didn't i didn't see

01:40:58.760 this coming oh my boss is jews i'm gonna do a ton of jew jokes yay why didn't they laugh

01:41:05.820 in the moment it worked i don't know what you're talking about i wasn't thinking about

01:41:10.140 dude recently uh i didn't want to bring this up because it's gay but someone did a whole fucking

01:41:15.080 like hour and a half stream on us but the only thing that really got under my skin is there was

01:41:18.900 one comment where they bitched about us that like we we do our best to like ride the line to not get

01:41:24.440 fucking booted and you're like we don't even attempt to ride the what are you talking about like

01:41:28.740 we just disregard the line entirely and just like whatever fuck i don't like i guess i don't know if this

01:41:33.360 is true but toad said that that someone said we we are being uplifted by the algorithm yes because

01:41:40.180 that was that because this is what they want the libertarians to look like is like you got to be

01:41:45.140 fucking kidding me first off i'm the only one only libertarian here everybody else is a total

01:41:49.380 fucking lunatic secondarily we have to delete every episode of youtube within hours or else we

01:41:55.320 get our channel nuked there's no fucking algorithmic boost happening out of your mind we basically

01:42:00.060 fighting the algo so goddamn hard we use youtube because we know that it let's say what you want

01:42:05.320 about it it's the most reliable streaming service yeah it's access to a lot of people too yeah yeah

01:42:10.760 i'm not gonna lie it's like it's a good platform and when we use the streaming platform take it down

01:42:16.140 immediately after and that's and really like if you look at it like i read like it's weird how like

01:42:22.260 the uh whenever you look at a woke video like any like anything put out by hollywood anything like

01:42:27.160 you go to the comments the comments are trashing it like it seems like the people that actually

01:42:31.120 watch youtube are way more based than actually what youtube is and like what they want to present

01:42:36.100 as and so it's just like there's like there's a huge majority here that actually wants this kind

01:42:41.600 of content or like what what i like about having cole on the show is that like he keeps me in touch with

01:42:46.640 the comment section on instagram and shit like that you know like because i'd have no clue like i don't

01:42:51.360 ever fucking go on instagram i don't i don't look at youtube chats and you're just like you're like

01:42:55.100 guys i just i have a report from the past week of my internet activity and like i just want you

01:42:59.980 i just want you to know there's extraordinary racism happening in the chat section on instagram

01:43:04.780 and it's fucking like no no i'm not even lying it's stilling out too it's like uh it's like

01:43:10.080 everyone's doing it now it's yeah and the algorithm probably thinks robson's black they're like

01:43:15.940 dark skin identified they're allowed to say it did you see i got into the whole thing with the

01:43:22.620 white race for a while it was i missed that i saw you tag me i was like looking for it i didn't see

01:43:27.220 what was for like 48 hours he just goes ballistic on white people it was it was the algorithm was so

01:43:32.920 crazy lost a thousand followers gained eight thousand lost another two thousand from then

01:43:38.700 like when they came i don't even know what happened i trashed white people got like the people who hate

01:43:44.040 white people they followed me in mass and then when i said fuck you to them then they left too

01:43:48.500 yeah i'm doing a great job here everybody's angry everyone's like hates me right now it's crazy

01:43:54.020 by the way what he said was that uh there was a meme of a white guy and he was like he came home

01:44:00.540 and it was a white woman he was married to a white woman and she was like fuck you like you're a you're

01:44:05.640 a fat bastard whatever and then a white guy comes home to like latina and she was like i made you dinner

01:44:10.980 and she was like you want to like uh put your feet up and want a beer and watch tv and top just goes

01:44:16.560 like yeah this meme is true it's like or some shit like that and like the white people were like

01:44:21.620 fuck you and you're like you want these mexicans to come over the border brown you're trying to

01:44:27.260 race the best thing the best thing about it though was that top has spent the past two years cold or

01:44:32.240 at least a year cultivating the most like white races towards everybody else following and then he

01:44:38.800 just like he just on a dime flips it and he's just like oh i do that all the time too i know

01:44:43.660 if you looked at our group chat i'm just telling the top i'm like they call me you are you are

01:44:49.000 owen like you're not doing it i'm not doing it it's not like it's my thing it's just you know

01:44:54.680 you got to keep twisting it so you don't become beholden to people too yes yes that's what i felt

01:44:59.480 like there was too many like groipers and like like uh profile pictures of like statues that i don't

01:45:04.060 understand and they started saying like questionable shit they were like too many anime profiles that

01:45:10.440 you're like and they just all i want to talk about is hitler and you're just like this is too weird

01:45:14.380 if the dude's there they're standing next to me and they're like hey white power right

01:45:17.380 we're gonna kill him and i'm just like like nah no not really get him out of here get him out of

01:45:22.100 here we can't even hear him i don't want to even want to see my wikipedia draws all those guys because

01:45:26.220 it's like neo-nazi white supremacist and then they'll come to me like my guy and i'm like no no

01:45:33.160 they're trying to discredit me like i'm not but i'm not in post your did you post your wikipedia

01:45:38.800 the other day because i saw something changed on it or something maybe yeah they change it all the

01:45:42.980 time they keep taking out the funny shit that they didn't realize because they're autistic they're

01:45:47.300 like he wants slavery to come back so sean king admits he's white and they said that they said that

01:45:53.180 like it was like a dig and then over time i think enough of them were like do you not get the joke

01:45:59.300 and they're like it reminds me when people get mad we've seen multiple times we've gotten thrown

01:46:04.660 back in our face the stunt we did with the whole like uh war crime shit with oh yeah and it's funny

01:46:10.520 when it gets thrown back at us and like a bland like this is what they did like just stating what

01:46:15.460 it was but having no context of the situation in fairness in fairness it only gets thrown back at

01:46:20.440 me everything everybody else on this panel comes at me because i'm the only serious figure

01:46:25.260 everybody else is just like no one cares gay behavior i agree i'm not i'm not pretending i'm

01:46:30.520 a victim i just think it's fucking hysterical that you that that jose frames it as if oh that didn't

01:46:35.920 they start to throw it back at us it's like no motherfucker it's always at me

01:46:39.320 oh except for like a happy meal or something you know like he doesn't get heat everyone's like

01:46:47.900 oh and thank you so much for joining us once again uh go ahead and tell people where they can

01:46:54.020 follow you we'll hop out of here yeah my site is back i was down for three months because the

01:46:58.240 payment processor kicked us off so unauthorized unauthorized.tv is back subscribe and i'm on

01:47:04.720 rumble.com slash user slash owen benjamin i live stream every day and i'm doing stuff with sensor tv

01:47:10.100 now too promo code shapiro incredible it's been great to see you uh come back to like like prominence

01:47:19.540 and importance in in this like society or this culture that's happening now because you were

01:47:24.820 there in the beginning and then silent when they when they ban you years i like did a nickel in

01:47:28.900 prison you go away it's crazy completely go away but when you come back it's like oh man this is

01:47:35.700 what they it makes you even more angry because it's like they took one of the main players on the

01:47:39.240 board off for a long time would have crushed like i was doing good and they're like oh yeah you can't

01:47:45.700 hear these jokes you can't hear these yeah he's out of here and then a nickel in prison a nickel

01:47:50.480 in prison makes so much sense because it is like a game it was five years they erased me for five

01:47:56.080 years it's like a guy that gets like a gang member that gets caught like and so they send him five

01:47:59.880 years and he comes out and he was like i'm going right back to my gangbang shit he's like i never

01:48:03.760 stopped it it's just like what did i learn in purgatory from a bunch of homos like it's like

01:48:10.060 nothing i'm going back to my friends and i'm going to gangbang some more oh and benjamin the

01:48:15.920 recidivist that'll be the name of the title or the episode uh anyways go ahead hey boys we'll see

01:48:21.860 you next week thank you all right i guess do we do uh do we do an outro actually tyler if you want

01:48:29.580 to run that you want to run the other edit oh that's that's true he he fucking dipped like he's out

01:48:34.380 like he's not even he had he had to go so i i don't know maybe i don't think there is another

01:48:42.900 edit well i swore that you guys said there was someone told you you want to edit or you just

01:48:47.020 want uh silly stuff there's another laney edit in there oh yeah play this play this because i was

01:48:51.180 really disappointed when i saw this and it wasn't us hey brian what's going on hey what's going on man

01:48:58.760 you don't know me but my name's bill i'm with gap grandsons against predators you thought you were

01:49:03.520 coming here to meet a 78 year old woman you're actually chatting with me the whole time buddy

01:49:07.040 yeah yeah yeah what do you got to say for yourself brian she told me she was 50. oh i bet she did yeah

01:49:13.640 did she tell you she was 50 when he sent this message i can't wait to get my hands on those

01:49:18.340 wrinkly fun bags i'm gonna reinflate them what did you mean when he said that brian it was consensual

01:49:24.400 huh what did you mean it was consensual okay was it consensual what did you mean when you sent

01:49:28.220 a 78 year old woman this text does it still work or should i bring lube

01:49:32.040 what did you mean by that huh this man is here to meet a 78 year old woman this man is here to

01:49:37.020 meet a 78 year old woman this man is here to meet a 78 year old i like that so much more than

01:49:43.820 pedophile hunter i mean yeah obviously that should have been uh you know reed coverdale is the most

01:49:48.440 obvious in terms of him actually living that lifestyle but like toad toad would have been

01:49:52.360 amazing in that role wait who was is that the one that um was that the one that's a comedian

01:49:58.220 big sorry no it was sort of like post prison program or some shit he like wrote a book on

01:50:05.460 how not to be a recidivist and then he went and murdered somebody yeah top dumb as fucks played

01:50:12.080 like can be easily fixed with a splint no i tried i tried i tried to splint tried it for a week

01:50:18.000 all those whites were right you stupid fuck i like to think that top is is part black and so

01:50:23.720 there's everything that happens on his farm he just thinks it's the end of the world like it's

01:50:27.280 like it's just like gotta kill it it's just like like they were like oh to get it to eat you just

01:50:33.300 have to like do this one little thing you just put like a drop of cinnamon in the feed and all of a

01:50:37.620 sudden it starts eating again i cut his head off it took like three times to cut his head off because

01:50:41.220 the log was uneven at the bottom it was not it was bad listen whatever we'll see you guys next week

01:50:46.420 these these faggots have something going on don't worry about it party we'll see you on wednesday

01:50:50.780 yeah see you on wednesday bye

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01:51:40.160 well um we had some i gotta go to the bathroom too bad to go through these toad was just recently

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01:51:51.700 uh nephilim death squad was on with uh danny we talked about that low volume mail i would say

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01:53:12.760 Tavagang, Tavagang, Tavagang, Tavagang

01:53:15.760 Tavagang, Tavagang, Tavagang

01:53:20.760 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables in all

01:53:25.760 That's all folks

Tower Gang - May 22, 2024

Ep 178 - Owen Benjamin Returns Again

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