Tower Gang - Ep 179 - Disney Adults

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00:00:33.340 The city's retarded.

00:00:34.040 The city's retarded.

00:00:34.960 It's Tower Gang Wednesday, motherfuckers.

00:00:38.140 He's retarded.

00:00:38.680 What's up, retards?

00:00:42.860 I want to listen to music from the hood. I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:00:46.520 Yes.

00:00:46.820 Right.

00:00:49.080 I've been replying for another one, and in the background of mine, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby.

00:00:54.140 But it would be so cruel.

00:00:56.100 And I'm like, hold you when you're down.

00:01:00.000 Nah, that's a good point.

00:01:02.620 He didn't fuck his mom.

00:01:04.180 He just had his dick in her.

00:01:07.080 Why are we talking about f*** on this show?

00:01:11.340 Whoa!

00:01:13.980 Oh, that's too far.

00:01:16.620 I'm asking you a question.

00:01:19.340 I'm asking you a question.

00:01:20.460 Start.

00:01:21.680 Whoa, with the feet.

00:01:22.960 Skip the pussy.

00:01:24.140 Skip it.

00:01:24.780 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:26.380 This shit is retarded.

00:01:27.200 Welcome to Tower Gang.

00:01:47.120 I said, let's not get political, but we had to take a moment of silence.

00:01:52.220 It's not fair.

00:01:53.420 It's not fair.

00:01:53.700 What happened this weekend is not fair.

00:01:55.780 Can I get an amen, Cole?

00:01:57.340 Amen.

00:01:58.140 Can I get an amen, brother?

00:01:59.540 Brother Jose in the middle there?

00:02:01.240 I mean, I guess amen.

00:02:02.120 I just don't care.

00:02:03.320 Toad, I don't care what you think.

00:02:04.700 And Clint, we already know.

00:02:06.420 That's Tower Gang.

00:02:07.240 I just stole Clint's intro.

00:02:09.020 No, that was great.

00:02:10.060 Clint, how are you feeling, man?

00:02:11.120 I was laughing.

00:02:11.760 I was caught off guard by the In Memoriam.

00:02:14.580 In Memoriam was so great.

00:02:15.880 Was that Rechtenwald?

00:02:17.200 Who was that person?

00:02:18.100 Yeah.

00:02:18.680 Jesus Christ.

00:02:19.140 Don't even recognize him.

00:02:22.360 It was Toad or Bust for me.

00:02:23.820 I just couldn't give a fuck other than that, really.

00:02:25.760 It's amazing to see my friends work so hard.

00:02:30.780 I'm sorry, Clint.

00:02:32.160 It's work.

00:02:34.240 No, you guys do work so hard at this.

00:02:36.320 And you took it serious, like you flew out there, and the way it just fucking crumbled.

00:02:43.700 It just fell apart.

00:02:44.920 It was just like a tsunami hitting a sandcastle.

00:02:48.980 That's how it really went.

00:02:50.980 I watch my kids build dumb shit sometimes.

00:02:54.100 They'll build something with Legos, and I'm like, that's never going to stay together.

00:02:57.660 But I'm like, it's cute.

00:02:58.880 And then they pick it up, and they go, Daddy, look.

00:03:00.620 And I tell them, don't pick it up.

00:03:01.740 And they're like, this thing is structurally sound.

00:03:03.860 You saw me just build it, right?

00:03:05.380 They pick it up, smash into pieces, fucking Legos everywhere.

00:03:08.920 And that's what happened.

00:03:09.980 They were like, Daddy, look.

00:03:13.000 The best part was is that the lead up to it was so great.

00:03:16.860 Clint went on, like destroyed some black guy, destroyed some shitty dude, and then just like.

00:03:23.480 A street shitter, in fact.

00:03:24.760 And then opens up for Donald Trump, and then the next day gets bitched, slapped by Mike Tremont.

00:03:29.760 The delegates are like, they're like, nigga, we don't know you.

00:03:32.340 I think that's the only thing that's almost too shocking for me to believe, that they could see that.

00:03:42.820 All right, so the whole thesis, I'm going to be very apolitical or keep this very short, the political part.

00:03:48.080 The whole thesis is that the Mises Caucus was like, we were there to fucking boost Trump, boost Republicans.

00:03:55.200 We're the Republican wing of the Libertarian Party.

00:03:57.360 I go in there.

00:03:58.420 I fucking do better than anybody in that building could have done against Vivek Ramaswamy.

00:04:04.140 And they're like, yeah, we don't want you.

00:04:07.640 Wait, wait, wait.

00:04:09.220 Because you realize that's probably the next president in 2028, and I just fucking won.

00:04:14.420 And you don't want that.

00:04:15.640 All right, cool.

00:04:16.760 Listen, if you want to hear what happened this past week, just go watch Clint's show from today.

00:04:22.360 It was actually, it was really good.

00:04:23.960 But just wait until he talks about Mike.

00:04:25.840 No, he didn't cry.

00:04:27.360 He did talk about crying, though, which was really funny.

00:04:30.960 He said it was the first time I cried.

00:04:32.600 And you're like, motherfucker, how many times did you cry?

00:04:34.720 The most ironic thing, though, is that, yeah, supposedly we're there to boost Trump or whatever.

00:04:40.440 What will boost Trump more than putting Chase in there as the nominee, putting somebody as big a faggot as that guy in there?

00:04:49.440 Well, here's the fucking nice.

00:04:51.260 Here's the beautiful irony of it, though.

00:04:53.640 They have now alienated the funniest, most influential people in Twitter.

00:04:59.740 Like, they're fucked forever.

00:05:01.400 Thank you, Clint.

00:05:01.980 They're going to suffer so viciously for the next five months, it's going to be just the greatest thing.

00:05:10.320 Like, it's almost as good as me on Joe Rogan with Chase Oliver telling him to knock the gay shit off.

00:05:17.800 We're not doing that here.

00:05:18.780 It's going to essentially create this effect.

00:05:20.680 It's going to create this effect where anytime anyone hears Chase, they're just going to immediately go, oh, yeah, faggot.

00:05:25.560 It's just anonymous.

00:05:27.120 Like, they're not going to think anything else.

00:05:28.580 Like a Pavlovian response.

00:05:29.980 I've been really hammering home the fact that I was like, hey, Liberty, whatever, Libertarian Party.

00:05:38.260 I was like, you know that your candidate puts shit, he puts dick where his shit is.

00:05:44.580 I'm pretty sure that breaks the nap.

00:05:49.620 I think the reality is also, who cares, right?

00:05:52.640 Like, this whole thing has been spectacular.

00:05:55.260 It's been a clown show.

00:05:56.460 It's been weird to watch it from.

00:05:58.140 I don't hear that Chase Oliver is gay.

00:05:59.820 I won't vote for him because he's a faggot.

00:06:01.280 I love Reed so much.

00:06:03.900 Come back to us, Reed.

00:06:05.740 But I had to just, like, dwell on this because Clint mentioned it.

00:06:09.320 I didn't know the back.

00:06:10.340 He kind of gave, like, the back door, no pun intended, into the only way he gets any understanding.

00:06:19.360 It's just the occasional time Clint does a podcast.

00:06:21.320 Yeah, I think it was because it was a longer podcast than usual, so he's like, oh, this

00:06:24.920 is, like, one of those conspiracy theory shows.

00:06:26.440 Well, no, I was just like, I was like, oh, I saw what was happening, but I wanted to hear

00:06:30.800 behind the scenes.

00:06:31.480 I want to hear, like, what Clint was going through that week.

00:06:33.800 I was like, it's interesting to me.

00:06:35.400 And he literally gets to Mike Tremont, goes, like, literally Mike Tremont makes him bend

00:06:41.420 the knee, kiss the ring, and then goes, nah, fuck you, I'm out.

00:06:44.760 Dude, and I'm not even exaggerating.

00:06:46.860 It was like, it was like, within, within, within, hold on, hold on real quick.

00:06:52.800 It was within 15 seconds of him going, like, apparently he asked, which, by the way, like,

00:06:58.900 the thing that, probably the thing that infuriated me most is that I now realize that Recton

00:07:05.360 World had made this deal with, with, with Tremont.

00:07:08.620 So, they had already, they never fucking talked to me about that.

00:07:12.480 Is that, is that the point where Heist screams out, like, we nominate fucking this guy, and

00:07:16.580 they're like, shut the fuck up, somebody yelling.

00:07:18.680 It's all, it's all back, backroom deals, or backdoor deals.

00:07:21.920 But, see, here's, here's what, here's what bothers me, though.

00:07:25.120 I did accept it when they asked me.

00:07:27.120 So, like, why didn't you just fucking approach me a couple weeks ago, whenever you made that

00:07:31.540 deal?

00:07:32.080 But, like, no, you hit me with, in the moment, on the fly, with 30 seconds or less to make

00:07:36.700 that decision.

00:07:37.360 Like, I've just dedicated my fucking, you know, couple months to this shit, and you're

00:07:40.280 like, well, whatever.

00:07:41.960 Like, just fucking give it up.

00:07:43.640 And he still, he still says yes.

00:07:44.500 And I still did it, because I fucking care about the movement.

00:07:46.620 Clint still says yes, and then Tremont, he just goes like.

00:07:49.620 Hold on, hold on, you do realize why.

00:07:50.780 He says, nah.

00:07:51.580 You realize why I'm laughing.

00:07:53.220 Right, Clint?

00:07:53.760 Like, why I'm laughing at you?

00:07:54.800 Yeah, because I fucking, because, because I build a fucking lake.

00:07:57.120 It's like an ego thing that wasn't structurally sound.

00:07:58.520 Yeah, I get it.

00:07:59.160 Yes, I just, it's not, it's nothing malicious.

00:08:01.280 Like, like, whatever.

00:08:02.780 Do you think?

00:08:03.540 I just find it funny when my boys, like, fail, like, if you, when your boy fails, and you're

00:08:07.980 like, yo, that was fucking, you failed so epic.

00:08:10.800 Like, it was.

00:08:11.180 I don't think, I don't think I did, though.

00:08:13.060 That's the thing.

00:08:13.660 And I, you know, it's funny, because Kaufman said, like, good leaders take blame when it's

00:08:18.460 not their fault.

00:08:19.460 And, and I'm like, yeah, well, I'm, I'm still not going to take the blame.

00:08:23.120 Like, I don't think I did anything wrong, man.

00:08:24.900 Like, what more could I have done?

00:08:27.240 I'm sorry.

00:08:28.080 Like, I tried really fucking hard.

00:08:29.760 I crushed in a way I've never crushed in my life.

00:08:31.900 And we came up this fucking close.

00:08:34.460 And that was after they, they put together a coalition to take me out at the last second.

00:08:38.240 And still, still, I outperformed Wreck.

00:08:41.560 Yo, and, and on top of that, on top of that, fucking, like, Wreck, Wreck is not taking any,

00:08:47.020 any responsibility for what he did on fucking Saturday night.

00:08:49.400 You guys, dude, he doubled down.

00:08:52.300 You guys nominated a communist.

00:08:54.760 The whole thing about it is, like, on his face is hilarious.

00:08:57.660 Clint, the funny start is that Wreckton Wall doubled down.

00:09:00.420 He was just like, pfft, I didn't do anything wrong on Saturday night.

00:09:03.460 He was like, oh, Joshua Smith, that faggot.

00:09:05.920 And I was like, yeah, Josh is a faggot.

00:09:07.140 It's because, it's because they're, it's because they're all reading from this Trump playbook,

00:09:10.420 but none of them are Trump.

00:09:11.700 You can't do that shit.

00:09:12.680 He double dosed, man.

00:09:14.120 Now, can we get on to the person that lost the weekend the most, which is Toad.

00:09:19.620 I thought Chase Oliver lost the weekend the most.

00:09:21.340 No, no, no.

00:09:21.980 I'm proud of what I did.

00:09:22.540 Can we just watch this real quick?

00:09:23.800 I'm proud of this video.

00:09:25.460 Here we go.

00:09:26.180 This comes from Reed Coverdale, and this is the last time he'll ever appear in any way,

00:09:30.380 shape, or form on my content.

00:09:31.960 He says, I don't care that Chase Oliver is gay.

00:09:34.240 I won't vote for him because he's a faggot.

00:09:39.020 When I saw this comment earlier today about lost my shit.

00:09:44.120 Man, fucking Reed.

00:09:48.940 I miss Reed.

00:09:49.980 I miss him.

00:09:50.440 Oh, yeah.

00:09:50.740 Hell yeah, Reed.

00:09:51.060 Because he's, he's a complete savage.

00:09:53.820 He's still got the spirit.

00:09:54.940 Okay, can we go back to hating on Toad because Toad had the, Toad had a golden opportunity for

00:10:00.780 the show, for himself, for America.

00:10:04.140 Yeah, I went up there and I gave a sweet speech, man.

00:10:07.040 No, no, no, no.

00:10:07.780 I'm in it for myself.

00:10:09.040 I'm in it for myself.

00:10:10.360 I'm not going to fuck over Jeremy Kaufman when he gives me that awesome.

00:10:13.240 I'm not going to let you do this.

00:10:14.800 He had, I want to know what's the bigger blunder from Toad.

00:10:19.540 Fucking up a threesome or fucking up this opportunity?

00:10:22.700 Because what he had here was a girl bent over, wet, ready to fuck.

00:10:28.200 Oh, dude.

00:10:28.780 And he didn't.

00:10:30.060 He didn't.

00:10:30.520 It was crazy.

00:10:31.480 Now Jeremy Kaufman's fucking your bitch and it's sad.

00:10:34.380 Okay, so what we're saying is that we told, Top Toad told, uh, Toad this on, what, Friday?

00:10:42.240 Or was it, it was, it was at some point before.

00:10:44.180 After I had already given my speech.

00:10:46.060 No, it was before.

00:10:47.280 It was, no.

00:10:47.700 I'm at the fucking convention.

00:10:49.000 I'm on the convention floor the whole fucking time.

00:10:50.500 I'm pretty sure it was before.

00:10:51.680 I'm on the convention.

00:10:52.500 I don't, I don't see your fucking messages.

00:10:55.380 I was in my chicken coop in the morning and I called you and you didn't pick up.

00:10:59.360 I gave a fucking six.

00:11:00.520 I had to give my nomination speech.

00:11:02.260 Would you answer the phone when Top called?

00:11:04.400 I just want you, I just want you guys to know too.

00:11:07.640 The other reason you can't blame me is cause Toad left and he didn't vote for me.

00:11:12.000 So, yeah, I had to, literally every, like any, any failure that I, that I participated

00:11:19.220 in over this past week, 100% was Toad.

00:11:22.960 And so what we were going to do, what, what Top told him to do was Toad, you, you bow out

00:11:27.960 of the competition, the nomination, and you say, I support Donald Trump.

00:11:32.720 You don't understand how this works.

00:11:34.240 I had to give him, I had to give him my fucking nomination speech, which is what I did.

00:11:38.600 You take your mouth, what you do is you take your mouth and your tongue and you form certain

00:11:42.360 words that say.

00:11:43.260 No, you don't understand how this fucking works.

00:11:45.280 You're, you're beholden to like the Roberts rules here.

00:11:48.620 I gave my speech, like I said, I had my intro from Kauffman, had the NH people behind me.

00:11:53.920 I'm trying to rally up some votes.

00:11:55.760 I'm trying to do as well as I can in the first round.

00:11:57.700 Then I got eliminated.

00:11:59.340 Then at that point you're saying I should take to the fucking convention floor and for

00:12:04.560 some reason give a concession speech.

00:12:06.500 Yes.

00:12:06.840 Like there, no, there's no fucking time for that.

00:12:09.200 The, the faggots would love that because they're already fucking trying to delay this

00:12:13.020 whole fucking thing.

00:12:14.160 They, they delayed so much.

00:12:15.900 They pushed the whole thing until fucking.

00:12:17.400 The only thing that would happen.

00:12:18.480 1 a.m.

00:12:19.180 What, what, what, what I was going to say.

00:12:20.160 What would happen is it already didn't happen.

00:12:21.780 Go to a fucking convention call and understand how this fucking works.

00:12:25.900 All, all, all, all, all you have to do.

00:12:26.780 By the way, the, all, and all that I did here is skip the fucking pussy.

00:12:31.220 You're going to critique my dick sucking.

00:12:32.620 You better suck dick first.

00:12:33.640 In this case, in this case, the, that wet soaking pussy was Donald Trump in this case.

00:12:39.820 I skipped the fucking pussy again.

00:12:41.500 Cause I don't give a shit about that.

00:12:42.940 I only give a shit about me.

00:12:44.700 It doesn't matter.

00:12:45.620 Toad, Toad.

00:12:46.500 I only give a shit about me.

00:12:48.400 I'm, I'm fucking running here.

00:12:50.760 Man.

00:12:51.720 Listen to how hilarious this is.

00:12:52.900 And by the way, I beat, I beat Donald Trump, by the way.

00:12:55.400 Shut up, Toad.

00:12:56.800 Here's where this is hilarious.

00:12:58.000 I had told you Friday.

00:12:59.320 I had called you and then I got in touch with you.

00:13:01.340 I messaged you.

00:13:01.860 I was like, this is a great move to do.

00:13:03.540 Clint was like, yes.

00:13:04.420 It's like a heel thing.

00:13:05.360 Clint actually did say yes as well.

00:13:06.680 Clint.

00:13:07.040 Yeah.

00:13:07.200 I saw it at like 2 p.m.

00:13:09.080 Shut the fuck up, Toad.

00:13:11.140 Saturday.

00:13:12.420 After you're eliminated or whatever.

00:13:14.140 Saturday.

00:13:14.480 Alpha Toad.

00:13:15.020 No, this is bullshit.

00:13:15.600 It was Sunday.

00:13:16.360 It was the last fucking day.

00:13:17.920 No, no, no.

00:13:18.320 And I was, yes it was.

00:13:19.900 And I was flying out.

00:13:20.940 I'm like.

00:13:23.800 We had told Toad, I kicked him out.

00:13:26.780 We told Toad the day before.

00:13:30.840 Look how happy he is.

00:13:32.020 A little joyous little guy.

00:13:33.400 I love it.

00:13:34.580 We told Toad better.

00:13:35.880 Yo, did he kill his camera or did we?

00:13:38.020 No, no.

00:13:38.380 No, I kicked him out.

00:13:39.160 I kicked him off the stage.

00:13:40.080 Oh.

00:13:40.900 I don't know why he hasn't put himself back in, but he's out right now.

00:13:44.260 We had told him the day before.

00:13:45.880 He had done his nomination speech or whatever it is, his first speech.

00:13:49.140 That was over with.

00:13:50.460 The second day, I remember telling him, I think I called him.

00:13:54.160 No, you're fucking wrong.

00:13:55.600 My speech was on the last day, on Sunday.

00:13:58.240 That is when the whole thing happened.

00:14:00.260 Fuck off.

00:14:01.100 Fuck you.

00:14:01.920 You weren't there.

00:14:02.780 You're 100% wrong about this.

00:14:05.760 No, I'm not going to take this fucking shit.

00:14:08.020 Fuckin' blew it.

00:14:09.800 And I'll tell you where you blew it.

00:14:11.700 Because I said-

00:14:12.400 I didn't blow anything.

00:14:13.440 My speech was the fucking best.

00:14:15.320 The delegates fucking blew it by not voting for me.

00:14:18.700 Listen.

00:14:19.180 The best.

00:14:20.680 Listen how Jewish this shit is.

00:14:22.200 We got-

00:14:23.200 We got-

00:14:24.880 This man-

00:14:26.240 This man is a-

00:14:27.080 Now let's move on and talk about fucking belly button dicks or whatever the fuck you're

00:14:30.800 talking about.

00:14:31.280 Are you on steroids?

00:14:32.760 What's happening?

00:14:33.260 I've never seen Angry Toad.

00:14:35.180 This is the best Toad.

00:14:36.640 This is 100% the best Toad.

00:14:38.300 No, because the story's even crazier.

00:14:39.980 No.

00:14:40.420 Homeboy is on steroids.

00:14:41.580 We're not moving on.

00:14:42.600 No, it is.

00:14:43.540 All you're doing is-

00:14:44.540 Let us finish it.

00:14:45.300 Let us finish it.

00:14:46.120 Let me say my part.

00:14:47.620 The story that you're telling is not reality.

00:14:49.620 We are going to libel you and you're going to take it, okay?

00:14:52.500 No.

00:14:53.120 No, I'm not going to-

00:14:54.520 We're going to fucking sue the shit out of you.

00:14:59.220 He's like, I have a lawyer on retainer.

00:15:02.300 Goddamn blood libel.

00:15:04.160 I do.

00:15:04.540 I'm going to sue over the fucking vax mandates.

00:15:08.460 Hey, why are you so bothered by this?

00:15:11.100 No, it's-

00:15:12.340 I honestly don't understand it.

00:15:14.320 He's lying.

00:15:14.920 Because I'm not your fucking monkey.

00:15:17.680 You don't tell me what the fuck to do.

00:15:19.660 I'm telling you.

00:15:20.340 No, you're wrong about this.

00:15:21.920 I told you.

00:15:22.500 I told you.

00:15:23.080 This is who this guy is.

00:15:25.140 I just like threw up and swallowed it.

00:15:28.680 You poor.

00:15:32.200 Cry me a river about that.

00:15:34.060 Cry me a-

00:15:35.280 Listen.

00:15:38.380 The fact is, we told you the day before-

00:15:40.160 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:15:41.020 We told him the day before his nomination speech, okay?

00:15:43.620 Yes.

00:15:43.820 Because I remember vividly, Jeremy Coffman went up.

00:15:46.920 He gave you a fucking shining endorsement about how libertarian and gay you are.

00:15:52.480 And then you went up there-

00:15:53.140 On the last day, yeah.

00:15:54.420 On Sunday.

00:15:54.980 And instead of doing the Trump thing, you went and you said, I'm getting all the libertarian

00:15:59.720 cred possible.

00:16:01.060 I'm going to tell them about the IRS and shit like this.

00:16:04.620 Yeah, that's exactly what happened.

00:16:05.940 Why didn't you just endorse Trump then?

00:16:09.080 Because it would have been a slap in the face to Jeremy Coffman, who just said he's the best

00:16:12.440 libertarian we can offer.

00:16:13.760 Then he goes up and endorses Trump.

00:16:15.120 Then Jeremy Coffman stabs you in the back and endorses Trump himself.

00:16:18.780 Yeah.

00:16:18.960 And now he's on Seb Borger's show.

00:16:20.520 That could have been Toad.

00:16:21.580 Dude, it could have been Toad.

00:16:22.620 Toad was right there to take because he was an actual candidate.

00:16:25.280 You know what?

00:16:26.180 I should have-

00:16:26.740 Toad was interviewed.

00:16:28.340 I should have known that because Jeremy Coffman is a Jew.

00:16:31.640 I should have-

00:16:32.420 Toad was also already interviewed by Al Jazeera.

00:16:35.360 I was interviewed by Al Jazeera.

00:16:38.740 Reason.

00:16:40.000 Reason.

00:16:40.760 By-

00:16:41.440 Yo, what did you say to Reason?

00:16:42.720 American values.

00:16:44.520 What did I say to Reason?

00:16:46.000 Yeah.

00:16:46.560 I said the Mises caucus is failing.

00:16:51.060 Let's fucking go.

00:16:52.400 That's not funny.

00:16:53.520 That's what I'm saying.

00:16:54.160 It's hilarious.

00:16:54.860 That's what I'm saying.

00:16:55.300 And true.

00:16:56.120 He was doing so good.

00:16:57.360 All he had to do was just one more thing.

00:16:59.000 Just give it to Trump and he would have blasted off.

00:17:01.960 I talked to the Washington Post as well.

00:17:05.420 But it was off the books.

00:17:07.040 Dude, it was so-

00:17:07.680 I'm not going to talk to those fuckers otherwise.

00:17:09.320 Even though that chick was pretty hot, to be honest.

00:17:11.880 This is the funniest part to me.

00:17:13.240 Not as far as the American values chick.

00:17:14.660 Dude, stop falling in love with strippers.

00:17:16.840 It makes me mad.

00:17:17.200 No, Toad thinks that whenever-

00:17:18.940 When he's getting interviewed, that the interviewer actually likes him.

00:17:22.220 Like, she was actually-

00:17:23.160 Oh, yeah, that chick-

00:17:23.780 Like, he actually believes that.

00:17:25.120 It's like the-

00:17:25.420 She loves me.

00:17:25.660 This is what he does.

00:17:26.900 He falls-

00:17:27.380 Like, he honestly thinks, like, strippers love him.

00:17:30.040 Any, like, fast food worker chick, he's just like, oh, man.

00:17:34.180 You wouldn't have believed the way she says thank you.

00:17:37.360 Yeah, she looks similar to that, actually.

00:17:39.900 He's going to get interviewed for a hit piece.

00:17:41.980 And before it comes out, genuinely think, I think she likes me.

00:17:44.700 I think she was into me.

00:17:46.020 She was asking me all sorts of personal questions about-

00:17:48.080 She's, like, texting her boyfriend.

00:17:49.440 She's like, I got to interview this fucking autistic-

00:17:51.460 Yo, guys.

00:17:52.220 No, that American values chick?

00:17:53.800 No, she followed me on Twitter, and then she goes, by the way, I do a lot of Twitter spaces.

00:17:58.860 I want you to come in my space.

00:18:00.820 I'm like, Jesus Christ, baby.

00:18:01.520 Yo, guys, I'm on German TV tomorrow, and I'm thinking about Zeke Heiling.

00:18:05.240 Do you think that's, like, a mistake?

00:18:06.980 It's a hate crime.

00:18:07.460 Yeah, you could leave them legal issues.

00:18:09.800 Genuinely.

00:18:10.420 Yeah, you'll legitimately be barred from entering Germany for the rest of your life.

00:18:14.380 They will legitimately just like-

00:18:15.520 Who cares?

00:18:16.160 I've already been to Frankfurt.

00:18:17.260 I don't need to go back.

00:18:18.280 As your counsel, I approve.

00:18:21.980 Thank you, Toad Lawyer.

00:18:23.120 I'm going to do a heel turn here.

00:18:24.120 Is there a way you can do it, like, incognito to where, like, it's a dog-

00:18:28.940 Can you dog whistle at Zeke Heil?

00:18:30.600 Just like-

00:18:30.960 Anyway.

00:18:32.020 Is there any way you can-

00:18:32.840 Just a little bit.

00:18:34.780 Give me half cock.

00:18:35.680 Well, anyways, thanks for having me.

00:18:37.100 Yeah, thanks for having me.

00:18:38.440 Because sometimes people do-

00:18:39.360 Gotta go.

00:18:40.140 They'll be like, I'll kind of like a see you, and just kind of tilt it just a little bit more.

00:18:43.480 Just be like, see y'all.

00:18:45.560 No, just by denying the Holocaust.

00:18:47.260 See you, guys.

00:18:47.980 Oh, dude, yeah, from this angle, you can almost make it like a-

00:18:51.360 Just kind of like a bye.

00:18:52.140 Bye, guys.

00:18:52.960 Bye, guys.

00:18:53.720 Bye, guys.

00:18:54.620 Bye.

00:18:56.100 Bye, guys.

00:18:56.700 You should ask him-

00:18:57.900 Oh, that should be how we close out the show every week.

00:18:59.800 Dude, I'll shave my head fresh before I go on, just so I can do it on the way out.

00:19:03.440 I gotta get it under my fucking boom.

00:19:05.320 I gotta fix my boom.

00:19:07.540 I think this is gonna be my sign-out for every week now.

00:19:09.640 Dude, your fucking massive nuts just hit the boom arm.

00:19:12.720 Hey, Toad, seriously, like, why can't you just be a team player sometimes?

00:19:17.680 You know what I mean?

00:19:18.060 It's crazy.

00:19:19.640 It's so crazy.

00:19:20.880 Like, why can't you just be a team player?

00:19:21.980 Why do you have to look at it as being our monkey as opposed to, like, going, hey, that's

00:19:25.960 a really good idea that Top had.

00:19:27.600 Clint thinks it's a good idea, too.

00:19:28.800 Maybe I should, like, think about it and then maybe do it if I want to.

00:19:32.100 Also, when did Jeremy Coffin become your best friend over us?

00:19:35.000 When did that happen?

00:19:35.680 Because he endorsed him and Toad's a fucking simp?

00:19:40.460 Toad's a sycophant?

00:19:41.260 Dude, you fall for the Jews every fucking time.

00:19:42.900 I endorse Toad.

00:19:44.120 I endorse Toad as the greatest libertarian of our lifetime.

00:19:47.780 Toad, can you now fucking do what I ask you?

00:19:50.440 Please, for once.

00:19:51.260 You did do that, actually, I'm pretty sure.

00:19:52.680 Look, if it made sense, like, if the timing was right, if it made sense contextually, yeah.

00:20:00.000 Yeah.

00:20:00.520 No.

00:20:01.020 No, the answer is no.

00:20:02.720 I don't think you had the balls to do it.

00:20:04.280 You didn't have the fucking balls to do it and then look at your libertarian autist friends

00:20:07.640 in the crowd after you step up.

00:20:08.480 Of course they have the balls to do it.

00:20:09.520 By the way, Clint.

00:20:09.800 I looked at them and called them balls.

00:20:11.980 I looked at them like.

00:20:12.900 Look at them and those balls in the land.

00:20:14.620 I looked at them.

00:20:15.260 Did you hear my speech?

00:20:16.340 Dude, I looked out there and I called them a bunch of crybaby losers.

00:20:19.040 I don't fucking care.

00:20:20.100 Clint, I just want to ask.

00:20:21.220 Were you able to meet Trump at all?

00:20:23.460 No.

00:20:23.700 You were right there.

00:20:25.420 I was in the backstage, like, where he was going to enter.

00:20:28.720 And so I went out and spoke and I assumed, like, I would come back and see him when

00:20:33.080 I got backstage during Dave's speech.

00:20:36.020 Nope.

00:20:36.400 I just had this, like, crazy looking bodyguard, dude.

00:20:39.080 That was it.

00:20:40.340 That was it.

00:20:40.800 Did they, like, sneak him in there because it's, like.

00:20:42.740 They have to.

00:20:43.600 Did Dave even meet him or did, like, nobody meet him except for Angela?

00:20:46.980 Dude, the hotel that they're in is.

00:20:48.200 Maybe Angela did.

00:20:49.060 I know Dave didn't.

00:20:50.020 Josie didn't.

00:20:50.600 I didn't.

00:20:51.220 That's wild.

00:20:52.020 Yeah, that hotel is where Reagan was shot and they built the whole thing so all the

00:20:56.240 corridors are, like, really curved so you can't, like, snipe down the corridors.

00:21:00.360 And there's, like, a secret, like, entrance and exit so a president can get out of there.

00:21:04.280 DT on NT, by the way.

00:21:05.600 Really quick and, like, get into their limo or whatever.

00:21:08.760 I mean, I remember, what was it, the other week?

00:21:11.300 They were saying.

00:21:12.000 Oh, DT on NT.

00:21:12.840 I get it.

00:21:13.300 Sorry.

00:21:13.460 Come on.

00:21:13.920 Come on.

00:21:14.880 He was late.

00:21:16.100 Didn't they say that the FBI had, like, open, like, to open fire on Donald Trump, like,

00:21:22.560 the other week or something like that?

00:21:24.040 You guys see that shit?

00:21:25.240 Yeah, they had.

00:21:25.720 Yeah.

00:21:26.080 Whatever it's called.

00:21:26.840 Yeah.

00:21:27.020 They had, like, their, like, list of how to treat him.

00:21:30.120 Yeah, rules of engagement.

00:21:31.440 Don't be afraid to open fire.

00:21:32.660 I think, yeah.

00:21:33.420 Yeah.

00:21:34.000 And I was like, yo, that's fucked up.

00:21:35.420 So, it does, it makes a lot of sense why, like, nobody would be able to see this guy

00:21:39.340 or, like, be in a, even a good distance of a shot.

00:21:41.780 Like, that must suck.

00:21:43.400 People just want to kill you.

00:21:45.300 Man.

00:21:46.180 Yeah, but, like, you have a gold toilet at home, so, like, it's all good.

00:21:49.420 On the real, though, I'm going to do, I'm going to do, shut up, Toad.

00:21:51.700 I'm backing you up here.

00:21:52.940 I'm going to do a heel turn.

00:21:53.760 I'm giving Toad an 8 out of 10.

00:21:55.160 I mean, I didn't do perfect.

00:21:56.320 It would have been ideal if he did the Trump thing.

00:21:57.940 Yeah.

00:21:58.080 But really, all in all, like, I'm taking away one for the Trump thing, and I'm taking away one

00:22:02.940 because if he had put forth any fucking effort whatsoever, dude, he could have legitimately

00:22:08.360 been a contender.

00:22:09.380 Like, a legit contender.

00:22:10.480 The fact that, because, just because Rektenwald literally, like, tripped, fell, shit himself,

00:22:16.820 and, like, caught on fire at the end.

00:22:18.640 Like, he literally just, like, just.

00:22:19.940 Oh, he was definitely tripping.

00:22:21.960 Bro.

00:22:22.860 I can't even tell you how, like, how mad I was.

00:22:26.200 Because, like, that, I was like.

00:22:27.540 What a fumble.

00:22:28.620 Yeah, well, like, we were, like, we were, like, at the, we were at the one-yard line,

00:22:32.300 maybe the half-yard line, maybe the one-inch line, and we're just like, all right, all

00:22:36.780 we have to do is hand it off to Marshawn Lynch, and he's just, like, he just throws it 100 yards

00:22:41.660 backwards, and he's like, Clint, go get the fumble.

00:22:43.900 I was like, Jesus Christ.

00:22:45.300 I thought it was so funny today.

00:22:46.700 Michael Heiss was Russell Wilson.

00:22:48.740 You said something like, you were like, he went out there, pumped up the crowd, and then

00:22:54.420 looked at you and Dave like, all right, your turn to get out here.

00:22:57.320 Yeah, no, no, no.

00:22:58.280 We were, we were backstage, so I'm watching him on a, on a monitor, and, and he's looking

00:23:03.000 behind himself, like, looking to where he came out of the, the, whatever, the cloth.

00:23:07.480 Waiting to see where y'all are at.

00:23:09.040 Yeah, and, and he's just waiting for us, but I'm not exaggerating.

00:23:11.680 It was over 30 seconds that he walked around that stage like Joe Biden, and just pumping

00:23:15.540 his fist.

00:23:15.960 Yeah, and then he kind of went, shh, shh, shh, shh, important context.

00:23:18.840 He was on, like, 100 milligrams of edibles at that point in time, which is wild.

00:23:22.360 Bro, that, that, that's not relevant.

00:23:24.500 I think he was on strong.

00:23:25.620 I wouldn't be just, why wouldn't he just leave the stage?

00:23:26.180 That's pretty relevant, retarded, but hilarious.

00:23:29.120 Well, I mean, it's relevant, but it's like, it's not an excuse at all.

00:23:32.220 Like, I was fucking so cold sober.

00:23:34.220 I'm like, I'm like, yo, I'm, I have a potential that I might open for Donald Trump, and I'm

00:23:38.680 just like, yo, let's go do 15 fucking beer bongs.

00:23:42.180 Honestly, that's the kind of dude I want to hang out with.

00:23:44.660 He should be on this show, because he's got, that's wild energy.

00:23:48.420 I like that.

00:23:49.100 That's the kind of dude that would do crack when in Rome.

00:23:51.760 Yeah, he would do crack when in Rome.

00:23:53.480 Yeah, that's true.

00:23:53.980 Not only that, but he knew there was going to be that, the press conference, too, because

00:23:57.760 there was the voting for it.

00:23:58.940 Like, the presidential candidates knew that they had a chance to be in that press conference.

00:24:02.760 I've got a, I've got a good story for you guys.

00:24:04.280 So, I'm sitting at lunch with Dave, Scott, Tim Poole, Luke, Josie, a bunch of people,

00:24:11.020 and these other, these other two, like, Mises caucus cats are like, yeah, so here's the

00:24:16.000 thing.

00:24:16.420 I was, I was the one, look, I just, I just want to be straight with you guys.

00:24:20.240 I offered him a gummy, and then the other guy sitting next to him goes, yeah, but he

00:24:25.660 turned it down because I had already given him a gummy.

00:24:28.600 So, these, like, these dudes, these Mises caucus dudes are, like, trying to get this

00:24:32.160 dude, like, as high as a kite.

00:24:34.020 Like, why are you guys doing this to me?

00:24:35.700 Like, what, what the fuck is wrong with you?

00:24:37.280 Or were they.

00:24:38.040 Some would say CIA shit.

00:24:38.980 Some would say retarded.

00:24:40.340 I think it's retarded.

00:24:41.260 No, what if they were all lying?

00:24:42.560 Like, what if the call went out?

00:24:43.560 Like, all Mises caucus people say that you gave.

00:24:45.840 Take the blame.

00:24:46.740 Yeah, say that you gave Wreck a gummy.

00:24:48.360 They were being honest because I immediately told them that they're pieces of shit.

00:24:51.980 They're fucking retarded.

00:24:53.700 Why would he take it?

00:24:54.620 Name them.

00:24:55.040 Why would he take the gummy?

00:24:56.160 5D chest to get Trump collected.

00:24:58.280 I'm telling you.

00:24:58.560 I think, I think me and Rechtenwald share some type of, like, retarded energy.

00:25:05.100 Yes, because I would also take the gummy.

00:25:07.720 I would also be like.

00:25:09.400 Here's what I like about Rechtenwald.

00:25:11.500 It, it kind of, like, Rechtenwald, I feel like Dave Smith lies to me now.

00:25:15.600 Every single time.

00:25:16.480 He's like, totally.

00:25:17.700 That's my guy.

00:25:18.500 Rechtenwald.

00:25:18.880 He's great.

00:25:19.660 Go walk from him.

00:25:20.140 He's great.

00:25:20.620 I'm like, you're a fucking liar, Dave.

00:25:22.120 I'm looking at, I met this guy in real life.

00:25:23.940 You know he's not great.

00:25:25.260 Like, I, I know that when you're backstage, he's like, this fucking guy's retarded.

00:25:28.880 And, but I, I gotta lie to these idiots out there.

00:25:31.360 Stop lying to us, Dave Smith.

00:25:33.020 We know what's up.

00:25:34.040 Dude, I will say, to Mike Tremont's, like, uh, credit.

00:25:38.000 He is the only one, when we did the Georgia thing, he's the only one that stayed to watch

00:25:41.820 our show.

00:25:42.380 He was there in the crowd watching.

00:25:43.880 Yeah.

00:25:44.100 No way.

00:25:44.740 Yeah, swear to God.

00:25:45.540 He was there on the show.

00:25:46.160 He watched Tower Gang?

00:25:47.060 Yeah.

00:25:47.240 He was in the show at, at, uh, for like, no, he, yo, homeboy watched Tower Gang and

00:25:52.200 he walked out on Donald Trump.

00:25:53.500 That's pretty fucking cool.

00:25:55.060 I don't know what that means, but.

00:25:56.960 I like it.

00:25:57.480 I like it.

00:25:57.560 I like it.

00:25:57.580 I like it.

00:25:57.620 I like it.

00:25:57.640 We are a bigger draw to Mike Tremont than Donald Trump.

00:26:06.480 I like, I, listen, I genuinely love these people.

00:26:07.780 All right, I'm back in.

00:26:08.640 Even though he stabbed me in the back, I'm back in.

00:26:10.540 Fuck it.

00:26:11.200 We're making a good case.

00:26:12.180 And when I met Chase Oliver in real life too, he was, he's just a retarded person.

00:26:17.100 Like when you're talking to them, I'm like, oh my God.

00:26:19.380 Nah.

00:26:19.580 All of these people are.

00:26:20.500 It's worse.

00:26:21.580 He's, he's got sociopath energy, bro.

00:26:23.680 He really does.

00:26:24.300 He's a gay vampire.

00:26:24.900 No, it's like, oh, it's autism.

00:26:26.860 It's autistic.

00:26:27.080 He's a gay vampire, for real.

00:26:29.240 It's a very high level of autism.

00:26:30.820 There's a fine line there between autism and sociopathy though.

00:26:35.240 Yeah.

00:26:35.660 I like him.

00:26:36.000 You crossed it in the first half an hour of the show.

00:26:38.200 What the fuck was that?

00:26:39.040 Yeah, that was crazy.

00:26:40.700 Huh?

00:26:40.940 I think, I think you, I think you, I think you, you should learn to accept criticism,

00:26:45.360 Toad.

00:26:45.860 Really.

00:26:46.940 Yeah.

00:26:47.480 You blew it, but that's fine.

00:26:48.760 Yeah.

00:26:49.060 That's fine.

00:26:49.840 I mean, think, but think about it though.

00:26:51.160 Here's, here's a, here's a question for you guys.

00:26:52.920 Should I have tried harder?

00:26:55.060 Cause had I tried harder, had I like, these dudes, these dudes campaigned for two years.

00:26:58.480 I didn't really campaign at all.

00:26:59.780 I went to, you know, four events after I was, after I had announced.

00:27:05.320 So I went to five, I guess.

00:27:06.240 And then I went to like 10 before that.

00:27:06.460 That was really funny.

00:27:07.920 Someone coming after you being like, Clint didn't even try.

00:27:11.340 He only went to two.

00:27:11.940 It was some shit like that where you were like, he only went to two events and those

00:27:14.960 are just because he was a personality.

00:27:17.000 Yeah.

00:27:17.280 Yeah.

00:27:17.520 Yeah.

00:27:17.860 And you were just like, I went to like five events.

00:27:20.160 No, no, no, no.

00:27:20.880 I went to 10.

00:27:22.080 I went to probably 15 over the past two years.

00:27:24.960 Cause he was talking about from two years ago.

00:27:26.600 He's like, he was basically implying I've never been involved.

00:27:28.960 And I was like, dude, I've been to like 15 events.

00:27:30.680 What the fuck?

00:27:31.580 That's worse.

00:27:32.300 That's worse for me now.

00:27:33.340 I prefer that you only went to two.

00:27:35.460 Exactly.

00:27:35.640 Yeah.

00:27:35.760 But I got paid to do them.

00:27:37.040 Yeah.

00:27:37.320 Exactly.

00:27:37.620 But it's still like, I went there and I was embarrassed.

00:27:40.680 I was like, that was enough.

00:27:41.940 But you didn't get paid for them.

00:27:43.200 I wish that was an accurate critique.

00:27:44.840 Yeah.

00:27:45.140 No, no.

00:27:45.680 I wish that was an accurate critique.

00:27:46.280 I wish you'd gone to like none of them and just showed up and just did a better work.

00:27:49.620 Yeah, just showed up and you still got like, you were like, I can still win this if like

00:27:53.780 half my delegates didn't leave because I didn't go to work.

00:27:56.580 I honestly think I would have won.

00:27:58.780 He would have.

00:27:59.460 You should have toaded it and toad should have done what Mike Dermott did, honestly.

00:28:03.120 That's a great point.

00:28:03.880 Dude, can you imagine toad just touring the country for two years?

00:28:07.140 The amount of viral fucking footage we would have just him.

00:28:09.980 Like it's like toad in Washington.

00:28:11.380 You're all retarded faggots.

00:28:12.740 Toten in New England.

00:28:14.200 You're all retarded faggots.

00:28:15.200 Like he just over and over and over and over again.

00:28:17.140 You're all retarded faggots.

00:28:19.360 Legitimately, if you won the VP nomination, you would accept it and be Chase Oliver's VP?

00:28:24.760 Dude, I'm not kidding.

00:28:27.980 Like it would have been so legendary to be on Joe Rogan with this guy that I disagree with.

00:28:32.480 You would not be on Joe Rogan.

00:28:34.140 Oh, I think I might have.

00:28:35.340 He would have let you.

00:28:36.180 No, I don't think.

00:28:37.260 Oh, yeah.

00:28:38.120 I think you.

00:28:39.360 If Clay was the VP, I think, yeah, he'd get on.

00:28:42.280 No.

00:28:42.440 All right.

00:28:42.620 Well, look.

00:28:43.020 Chase would hold him back from going on.

00:28:44.860 I think there's a better chance I get on Rogan as VP than Chase ever sniffs it.

00:28:49.040 So if we do get on, it may be as a duo because Rogan goes like, I want to have the whole ticket.

00:28:54.300 And I'm like, all right, but I'm going to correct the record real time in front of 10 million people.

00:28:59.000 That'd be fucking awesome.

00:28:59.680 I don't think you would even sniff it with Chase.

00:29:03.100 I think Chase Oliver is so bad.

00:29:05.260 Well, then I'm glad.

00:29:06.300 Then I'm glad I lost.

00:29:07.480 I mean, I was already.

00:29:08.000 Yeah, I was going to say, because I didn't think you would, like, I don't, I was surprised that if you would have won, you would have taken it.

00:29:13.880 Like, you know, you would have been like, yes, I'll win.

00:29:15.320 Well, because I was trying to keep the fucking Mises Caucus alive, man.

00:29:18.520 It was a lot of, a lot of really good people put in a lot of good, like, a lot of work.

00:29:21.840 So I was trying.

00:29:22.260 That's it, man.

00:29:22.380 My election cycle next time, I'm going to tour the country to try to get the presidency, but also to try to get pussy.

00:29:28.940 Dude, wreck the vagine.

00:29:32.160 Here's the thing, though.

00:29:32.820 Isn't that a libertarian principle where it's like, well, you can apply as much work, or when you're debunking communism or socialism, you can apply as much work as you want towards something.

00:29:41.280 Just because you have a bunch of hours doesn't mean that it's functioning and people want it.

00:29:44.340 It's like, that's exactly what this kind of proved out of.

00:29:46.280 Perfect analogy.

00:29:46.740 Perfect analogy.

00:29:47.240 Thank you.

00:29:48.120 And that's the biggest brain shit that you're going to get from me.

00:29:50.220 Basically, you're arguing against, like, sunk cost fallacy, and that's, you know, that's fine.

00:29:54.840 But, like, we had a shot.

00:29:56.280 I fucking lost my 34 votes or whatever it was.

00:29:59.220 Like, it was close as shit.

00:30:00.520 Why would I not see it through to the end?

00:30:02.340 This is not true, is it?

00:30:04.180 No fucking way.

00:30:05.220 Really?

00:30:06.260 If you don't know who Albert Fish is, look him up.

00:30:07.860 He was a serial killer that also was, like, pretty sure he was a cannibal.

00:30:12.820 Oh, well, then I nailed it.

00:30:14.580 I think he was a gay cannibal.

00:30:15.580 A gay cannibal serial killer.

00:30:17.380 A gay, a pedophilic cannibal.

00:30:18.880 I told you he was a gay vampire.

00:30:20.020 I told you he was a gay vampire just five minutes ago.

00:30:22.160 Bro, if this is, you know, let's just start the rumor.

00:30:24.380 Who cares if it's true?

00:30:25.200 I'm fine, because Albert Fish was actually one of the worst serial killers of all time.

00:30:29.680 Yeah, terrible person.

00:30:30.980 He was legitimately.

00:30:31.640 One of the worst people ever.

00:30:33.820 Not going to lie.

00:30:34.560 That looks exactly like him.

00:30:38.600 I see the resemblance.

00:30:40.660 Scroll down to where he actually gets a fucking.

00:30:42.360 Especially because of the, like, child cum and his mustache.

00:30:46.340 Oh, God.

00:30:46.800 Can we, guys, can we watch a, can we watch a Laney edit?

00:30:49.380 I feel like last week we didn't do a good job.

00:30:53.460 Yeah.

00:30:54.120 It was awkward.

00:30:56.700 Oh, here we go.

00:30:57.580 We're just in it, huh?

00:30:58.220 Can we hear it?

00:30:58.600 This is the one I missed.

00:30:59.180 If you're a gay Jew, I bet you're having a blast.

00:31:03.100 If you're a gay Jewish guy, you're just fucking.

00:31:06.240 I mean, there's nowhere you'd rather be.

00:31:10.600 Yeah.

00:31:12.360 Draw a convicted sex offender trying to hide his identity in a Celtics game with glasses.

00:31:26.860 Slavery is good again, and for some reason you need some on your phone.

00:31:30.920 Like, what attributes would you want to?

00:31:32.920 Would you test them by leaving unattended bikes?

00:31:42.440 Yeah, I'd leave a bike out if they stole it.

00:31:48.420 Like, Terrence Howard beat his wife.

00:31:51.100 You know, like, that was a whole thing.

00:31:52.660 He got arrested for it.

00:31:54.080 It was in front of his kids.

00:31:55.760 This has to stop.

00:31:56.860 He was like, yeah, she was talking strongly to me.

00:32:00.620 Case dismissed.

00:32:03.360 It's all about Antarctica, dude.

00:32:13.780 It's like, there's something to eat.

00:32:15.440 It really is.

00:32:16.440 In the cage, nigga, ring the bell.

00:32:18.140 If they ever let me into heaven, I'ma make it hell.

00:32:20.780 Fuck it up.

00:32:21.280 They send me straight to hell.

00:32:22.500 I'm from ATL.

00:32:22.940 How do I go to the South Pole?

00:32:25.380 We're going to the South Pole.

00:32:26.700 Why?

00:32:27.080 Why indeed, young man?

00:32:30.940 Why don't you just go yourself?

00:32:34.940 No, they literally shoot you down and kill you.

00:32:38.400 I need some ginger ale.

00:32:39.560 Throwing all my jewelry at these strippers.

00:32:41.220 Bitch, I make it hell.

00:32:42.240 Only real niggas finna get it like a sickle cell.

00:32:45.100 I told that bitch you need to mind a fucking business.

00:32:47.380 This song takes.

00:32:48.180 We ain't going back and forth.

00:32:49.180 This ain't no tennis.

00:32:50.540 Told that nigga what I'm worth the hardest feelings.

00:32:52.620 Got a Chevy off, white, same color, Lois Griffin.

00:32:56.020 I told that nigga mind a fucking business.

00:32:58.320 What's the spiritual element?

00:32:59.920 What can we do ourselves?

00:33:01.380 What makes us happy?

00:33:02.440 What makes us laugh?

00:33:03.320 I'm going to worry about yourself.

00:33:04.480 You need to go and find some bitches.

00:33:09.520 Wait.

00:33:13.000 Dude.

00:33:14.760 Dude.

00:33:15.680 Dude.

00:33:16.040 Dude.

00:33:16.280 Dude.

00:33:16.320 Where do you even find this stuff?

00:33:26.540 Who is that chick playing ukulele and singing antisemitically?

00:33:30.940 I've got to find her.

00:33:31.840 It's your future wife, Toad.

00:33:33.360 Yeah.

00:33:33.600 I like how there's like Nazis versus KKK in a futuristic setting there at the end.

00:33:38.760 It was nice.

00:33:39.780 Yeah.

00:33:40.680 Do we want to apologize for last week's episode or are we going to say it was good?

00:33:44.100 Like what do we feel like?

00:33:45.240 What's the vibe of the room?

00:33:46.480 I want to lead off with, Laney, you did nothing wrong.

00:33:49.940 That was great.

00:33:50.840 That was our bad.

00:33:52.020 We should have known.

00:33:53.960 I will say, it was good.

00:33:56.520 Don't know what's happening.

00:33:57.500 I told Laney, because obviously, so we played a five minute violent, violent edit.

00:34:04.480 He didn't mind the violence.

00:34:05.860 I don't think he mined the violence.

00:34:07.300 No, I don't think he liked the violence.

00:34:08.680 It was the gay stuff.

00:34:09.920 It was the gay stuff.

00:34:10.540 And I can tell it, like, so everyone is watching Owen, like, not like it the whole time.

00:34:15.940 And it was just awkward.

00:34:16.560 He got in by the end.

00:34:17.260 He got into it by the end.

00:34:18.300 Yeah.

00:34:18.460 Because there was a Sieg Heil.

00:34:20.100 There was literally, like, there was literally, there was the shoes, the baby shoes and a Sieg Heil.

00:34:25.300 And he was like, I'm in.

00:34:26.340 Dude, I like Owen's style, because I, too, am more offended by gay sex than violence.

00:34:31.440 Yeah.

00:34:32.260 Why did he say it like that?

00:34:33.740 I don't know.

00:34:34.340 It's just the way he speaks.

00:34:34.960 Did you see how he ended that?

00:34:35.980 He's like, then, violence.

00:34:37.440 Yeah.

00:34:38.700 I mean, I really feel like we could have shown Owen, like, just the most gratuitous violent shit.

00:34:43.620 And he'd be like, okay, okay.

00:34:44.700 Just anything about gays existing in a video format.

00:34:47.920 Serious question.

00:34:48.700 What?

00:34:49.220 On a scale of zero to Dave Smith, where is Toad and Rechtenwald in terms of speaking ability?

00:34:55.380 Were we surprised about how good Toad was?

00:34:59.180 It oscillates.

00:35:00.240 It really oscillates, depending on the context.

00:35:02.440 Of course.

00:35:03.380 I feel like Rechtenwald's a two.

00:35:05.360 Okay.

00:35:05.980 And Toad?

00:35:07.320 Toad verges on Dave Smith at times and is lower than Rechtenwald at other times.

00:35:13.600 I'll say, too, just because I told Clint this.

00:35:19.040 I turned off, so I watch almost every part of the problem.

00:35:22.200 And I definitely watch part of the problem when Clint's on it.

00:35:24.020 Clint was on part of the problem with Rechtenwald.

00:35:26.660 I turned it off within the first five minutes.

00:35:29.880 I was like, I can't.

00:35:30.820 I almost just fast forward to when, like, Clint was talking.

00:35:33.200 I know, dude.

00:35:33.600 I'm sorry.

00:35:34.600 That's what I'm saying.

00:35:35.440 Like, he gets a two because it's too boring and cringy for me.

00:35:40.400 But, like, in fairness, Better Off Dead does, like, 20 viewers.

00:35:44.120 But that's not because of Toad.

00:35:46.860 I kind of want to watch an episode now.

00:35:48.340 I don't know.

00:35:49.120 Can you pull it up?

00:35:50.040 I literally do, like, I enjoy it.

00:35:52.580 When I see it, me and my wife.

00:35:55.160 I don't know.

00:35:55.920 Me and my wife.

00:35:57.800 Me and my wife.

00:35:59.260 We fucking play the episode.

00:36:00.600 I'll put it down on the kitchen counter and we'll just, like, walk around.

00:36:03.560 I thought you were using it like the Daily Show and just going to town on each other.

00:36:07.780 Better Off Dead, yeah.

00:36:09.340 Yeah, it's a good show to have sex to, but it's also a good show to exercise to.

00:36:12.700 It really makes your significant other appreciate you.

00:36:15.740 Yes, there you go.

00:36:17.420 It's like having an ugly – it's like having a hot bitch having an ugly bitch beside her to make her –

00:36:22.060 or, like, a mid-bitch and an ugly bitch to make the mid-bitch look hotter.

00:36:25.340 No, I legitimately think it's good.

00:36:28.640 I think Toad has a very special rhythm for that type of show, and it's, like, good.

00:36:36.640 Like, people – so people – my uncle puts that out, like, in the middle of the night,

00:36:40.140 like Mike and the Mad Dog and that fucking kind of talk show, to go to sleep.

00:36:44.120 That's –

00:36:44.460 Top, Top.

00:36:44.920 He turns on Mike and the Mad Dog to go to sleep?

00:36:47.320 Yeah.

00:36:48.120 That's –

00:36:48.240 Yeah, he's an animal.

00:36:49.240 That's a great show.

00:36:49.580 Top, he's – Toad's put out 170 episodes and averages 20 viewers.

00:36:53.000 Can you tell me why it's not taking off?

00:36:55.380 If he is as gifted as you said.

00:36:57.440 200-something.

00:36:57.740 I'll tell you why.

00:36:58.760 200-something.

00:37:00.280 You're going to correct me.

00:37:01.640 We'll put yesterday's horribleness behind us.

00:37:04.960 Got to get back on track.

00:37:06.640 I feel like it could go viral at some point, just for people going, like,

00:37:10.020 you have to watch this incredibly pathetic gambling show.

00:37:12.720 No, no, he needs to find –

00:37:13.820 The ramen guy.

00:37:14.640 Like, how many episodes did that guy do before he took off?

00:37:17.180 You know, the guy that, like, eats ramen?

00:37:18.580 He needs to find his people.

00:37:18.860 Dude, why doesn't Toad eat until he gets, like, 5,000 pounds?

00:37:23.300 Mm-hmm.

00:37:23.880 I don't think he can.

00:37:24.720 He'd get to, like –

00:37:25.720 Why don't you become a mukbang superstar?

00:37:28.400 I like that.

00:37:29.460 I like that.

00:37:30.220 I don't understand.

00:37:30.640 What's a mukbang?

00:37:31.020 I mean, you're probably just going to say, I'm not your fucking monkey.

00:37:33.780 But in this case, like, it would be fun.

00:37:36.480 I did find this –

00:37:37.740 Guys, seriously, where he fucked up was at the convention, not nominating Donald Trump

00:37:44.140 because that would have made his show –

00:37:45.600 They're like, who is this fucking retard?

00:37:47.000 That's true.

00:37:47.260 They would have watched his show.

00:37:48.700 They would have laughed.

00:37:49.420 Oh, look at this dumb shit.

00:37:50.540 All these boomers that do sports betting, they'd watch it.

00:37:54.060 Oh, that's –

00:37:54.940 Yo, that's perfect.

00:37:55.680 He gets up there.

00:37:56.240 He says, you know, fuck all these losers in this room, any fucking real libertarians,

00:38:00.920 voting for Donald, Jay, Trump, and watching Better Off Dead on YouTube Monday through Friday.

00:38:08.880 Well, instead, I rep Tower Game, man.

00:38:12.200 Oh, that's nice.

00:38:12.960 And nobody saw it.

00:38:14.160 And nobody saw it.

00:38:15.220 Dude, it was on fucking Cease, man.

00:38:17.720 I know this right.

00:38:18.640 Exactly.

00:38:19.700 That's a C-Span.

00:38:20.860 Who the fuck watches a C-Span?

00:38:21.300 That's what I just said, Toad.

00:38:23.480 This guy.

00:38:24.680 Oh, my God.

00:38:24.900 That's why no one watches your show, but they should.

00:38:27.020 I did find something that I thought –

00:38:27.360 This is why no one will remember your name.

00:38:29.180 I thought I was like, Toad, this is your opportunity.

00:38:31.080 I actually found something where banks will invest into a sports bettor.

00:38:37.640 Like, legitimately – no, no, no.

00:38:38.780 So, it's actually a legit thing now where there's, like, some –

00:38:43.960 What's the big –

00:38:45.000 What's the juice that's running?

00:38:46.040 There's a venture capitalist, like, that is investing,

00:38:48.980 and you have to go through two rounds of getting 60% correct off of 15 bets.

00:38:55.080 So, you have to do it twice in a row.

00:38:56.400 So, you have to get 30 bets at 60% win rate.

00:38:59.140 And then you get, like, a – they'll fund you.

00:39:03.760 Are you just talking about a line of credit, Cole, and you're too dumb to understand it?

00:39:07.180 No, no.

00:39:07.500 It was actually venture capitalists.

00:39:10.320 And then you keep 70% of the winnings.

00:39:13.240 Dude, I've run – I mean, I've run 60% over a span of 30 bets before.

00:39:17.700 I sent you the video.

00:39:19.380 All you do is try it out.

00:39:20.660 And you could quit your job right fucking now.

00:39:25.100 How did I do today?

00:39:25.820 And then people – and then they'll use it like investment.

00:39:28.480 Like, they'll get people to invest.

00:39:29.880 And then, like, you can invest in it to an aggressive or, like, as moderate or whatever you want to.

00:39:34.580 And then some sports bettor, like, Toad, bets for you.

00:39:37.980 If Toad's show took off, if Better Off Dead took off, like, and it became big, and he was, like, making a lot of money from it, I guarantee you he would shit on Tower Gang.

00:39:48.280 I know.

00:39:48.820 And it doesn't make sense that he wouldn't.

00:39:51.480 Yeah.

00:39:51.800 You would quit the show.

00:39:52.960 You would quit the show.

00:39:53.780 You'd drive a fucking Bugatti.

00:39:54.760 You don't owe me at all, man.

00:39:55.840 And you would pretend that you never even know us because you're a fucking piece of shit.

00:39:59.240 If I was off of the show, I probably –

00:40:00.160 You would say, I'm not your fucking – you're my monkeys now.

00:40:02.140 That's what you would say.

00:40:03.280 I own you, bitch.

00:40:04.880 I think Toad's right.

00:40:05.920 No matter what happens in his life, he's tied his identity too much to the show.

00:40:10.720 So I don't think it's ever –

00:40:12.920 I can guarantee you.

00:40:13.980 Like, if we stop doing Tower Gang, that's how we kill him.

00:40:15.020 This is a good question.

00:40:16.180 Do you think that we'll do this forever?

00:40:18.980 I mean, Toad's going to basically try to make us.

00:40:22.360 We'll start dropping off at some point.

00:40:24.340 Less of us will start showing up.

00:40:25.460 It'll just be, like, Toad and then some other people he pulled in and just be this, like, inferior show.

00:40:29.520 No, the show will go just like it is now until Toad dies in, like, about six years or something like that.

00:40:34.740 So we – that's our time frame.

00:40:37.520 Look at him.

00:40:38.300 He's fucking old.

00:40:39.280 Like, I was really looking at you and I was thinking, like, we joke around a lot about you dying.

00:40:42.860 But, like, I'm like, yo, you're probably going to die.

00:40:45.740 And then the show will stop.

00:40:46.840 Like, no one will be like, be here at 9-11 at this time, whatever.

00:40:49.700 Are you guys coming?

00:40:50.560 Here's a link.

00:40:51.160 Tower Gang puts Toad on conservatorship like Britney Spears.

00:40:53.920 We will have done the show for 10 years and then just one Wednesday there will be no one dropping the link and we'll all forget that it even happened.

00:41:03.600 Oh, yeah.

00:41:04.100 I'll have zero idea.

00:41:05.680 Like, he'll just die and he'll be like, we don't know how to run the stream yard.

00:41:09.740 We just don't, like, eat everything.

00:41:10.860 See, our money guy died and stopped paying for the stream yard, so we just stopped showing up.

00:41:15.020 And then sometime around 2030, we'll be like, you guys remember a guy named Toad by chance?

00:41:23.780 And we'll be like, I'm not Toad.

00:41:24.740 No.

00:41:25.440 It doesn't really ring a bell.

00:41:26.080 We'll think of Toad like we thought of Nick Ashley.

00:41:28.480 Like, I actually thought of Nick Ashley.

00:41:29.420 Because the shirt I wore today used to be one that, oh, yeah, this is, oh.

00:41:34.300 Oh, yeah, look at that one.

00:41:36.120 This is, like, an older one.

00:41:37.180 OG.

00:41:37.700 It doesn't have Toad on it.

00:41:38.160 Yeah, it has Reed and Nick on it.

00:41:38.760 It doesn't have a top on it.

00:41:40.360 And it used to have, yeah, it used to have Nick Ashley on it.

00:41:42.480 Oh, Nick is not on that one.

00:41:43.660 It's not on this one.

00:41:44.340 And I do have the other one.

00:41:45.200 Don't you guys feel like Cole should get divorced?

00:41:47.100 I mean, like, every time.

00:41:48.340 Yeah.

00:41:48.660 All right.

00:41:49.300 What?

00:41:49.820 What did she do now?

00:41:51.900 Oh, nothing.

00:41:52.520 I was just thinking about it.

00:41:53.320 I just, like, I saw that.

00:41:54.120 I saw that graphic, and I was just like, oh, you should divorce her, dude.

00:41:57.060 I think, yeah, it's an abusive relationship is all we're saying.

00:42:00.980 No, I wasn't even saying that.

00:42:02.060 I was just saying, like, just divorce her and, like, go to life.

00:42:03.900 I'm worried about how abusive, like, we're going to see that it is.

00:42:08.360 Oh, yeah.

00:42:08.680 I'm going to be at Top's house for a whole week.

00:42:10.940 And so, like, you can.

00:42:12.700 It's going to be tough.

00:42:13.460 Yo, if you catch him in the morning before he gets to put the cover up on the black eyes,

00:42:17.180 you'll know what's going on.

00:42:20.460 It's because, like, you can keep something down.

00:42:23.180 Like, if you're, like, a terrible, like, meth smoker or crack or, like, you beat your wife

00:42:28.040 or something, you can keep it down for, like, a few days.

00:42:30.940 You can be like, I can push it down, not do it.

00:42:33.160 I'm around friends.

00:42:34.220 Not for seven.

00:42:34.840 No, not for seven.

00:42:36.560 I think by the day four.

00:42:37.460 Day four, you're throwing fucking full-on roundhouse kicks to your fucking bitch-ass husband.

00:42:42.720 Because, like, I'm telling you, man, I want to see.

00:42:45.740 Also, but here's the thing.

00:42:46.560 I also want to hear.

00:42:47.000 I brought new drywall in the, like, in the just knowing.

00:42:51.940 I'm like, somebody's going to fucking punch a wall.

00:42:53.940 They're going to be here.

00:42:54.520 Like, day four or five, I'm like, somebody's going to either get put through a wall or punch

00:42:58.160 a wall, and I'll just spackle it up.

00:43:00.500 No problems.

00:43:01.220 We won't mention it.

00:43:02.000 We won't talk about it on the show.

00:43:03.500 Do you think, but I feel like there might be something.

00:43:05.800 Maybe Top is hiding something, too, that we don't know about.

00:43:08.820 Maybe I figure out something about Top.

00:43:10.260 Oh, Jesus.

00:43:10.900 Maybe that's what Top's hiding.

00:43:14.620 Oh, what is that?

00:43:21.760 I have not figured out what this is.

00:43:24.500 I know what that is.

00:43:26.040 It's like a hernia of some sort, isn't it?

00:43:28.200 It's 100% a hernia.

00:43:29.540 That's a hernia?

00:43:30.680 Oh, shit.

00:43:31.220 It's not just a hernia.

00:43:32.340 It's fucked up when she was born, yeah.

00:43:33.400 Yeah, it's from when she was born.

00:43:34.680 That's a dick.

00:43:36.200 I think she's trans.

00:43:38.860 No, no, seriously.

00:43:39.760 This is like black people shit.

00:43:41.180 Like, remember the t-shirt I made with the flat-headed babies, like the 90 degrees?

00:43:45.600 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:45.920 And I was talking about, like, Stefan Marbury and other flat.

00:43:48.760 And most black people got flat-ass heads.

00:43:50.620 I don't know why.

00:43:51.120 They always cut their shit real short so you can see the flat back of their heads.

00:43:55.420 It's because their parents just lay them down.

00:43:57.180 This is more parental abuse.

00:43:58.540 Like, the parents are smoking crack, whatever, didn't care.

00:44:00.720 Probably had the fucking umbilical cord attached to her for, like, months.

00:44:04.720 Nobody thought to cut it.

00:44:06.000 Whoa, that's dark, dude.

00:44:07.580 That's an umbilical cord?

00:44:07.900 I was going the opposite direction because, like, you know how sometimes black people will

00:44:13.620 have, like, strange-looking outie belly buttons?

00:44:16.840 I mean, all outie belly buttons are strange-looking.

00:44:19.620 But, like, what if, like, because their dicks are bigger, so are their outie belly buttons?

00:44:25.660 Oh, they just get, like, some nice...

00:44:27.540 Would you...

00:44:28.280 Just a big old girthy...

00:44:29.380 I can't sneak up!

00:44:30.480 What would a woman have to do to you?

00:44:33.400 Like, anything you would want to where she'd be, like, finally she'd go suck my belly button.

00:44:39.320 Like, my belly...

00:44:40.340 Suck my knob.

00:44:41.860 Suck my knob.

00:44:42.800 Like that.

00:44:43.340 Right?

00:44:43.520 She's like, I want you to lick on my knob.

00:44:45.600 Like, is there anything a woman could do to where you would be, like, yes, I'll suck

00:44:48.820 a knob.

00:44:48.900 Well, I think it's not going to be what they do, but, like, who they are.

00:44:52.100 You'd just have to find, like...

00:44:53.320 Oh, yeah.

00:44:53.860 What's the hottest woman on the planet?

00:44:55.200 And you're like, you want to suck my fucking belly button dick?

00:45:02.800 That's a woman that treated me right.

00:45:04.620 I would suck their belly button.

00:45:06.280 Why not?

00:45:07.800 But not their belly button.

00:45:09.640 Like, their belly...

00:45:10.620 Whatever...

00:45:11.300 Their dick belly button, yeah.

00:45:12.280 This belly dick that they have.

00:45:13.680 Yeah, their belly dick.

00:45:14.180 It's a belly dick.

00:45:15.680 The thing is, they bring me around.

00:45:17.240 It's a dicky button.

00:45:19.120 Yeah, dicky button.

00:45:19.580 If I was sucked and fucked on the reg, and they were cooking for me and doing everything,

00:45:23.060 and they were just like...

00:45:23.740 The only thing they asked was, like, suck my belly button dick.

00:45:26.200 Yeah, they were like, I have an extra roger's zone, and it's my belly dick.

00:45:30.060 I've got a seven-inch belly button dick.

00:45:32.140 You got to deep throat that, motherfucker.

00:45:33.620 You want dinner?

00:45:34.240 You got to deep throat my belly button dick.

00:45:35.520 It's like, why is it getting hard?

00:45:37.000 Don't worry about it.

00:45:38.400 If I had something like that, I would accessorize it.

00:45:41.380 Like, I would probably pierce it.

00:45:44.400 I would get some kind of cool tattoo, make it look like a Coke can, like, all the way

00:45:50.180 around, so it would be like a soda or like a beer can or some shit like that.

00:45:57.560 Throw a hole in it so you can smoke weed out of it.

00:46:01.020 I would mold mine into like a Budweiser bottle, because it's already close to the shape.

00:46:05.260 Yeah, do something like really cool like that, and just be like, it's just like a party.

00:46:09.780 But that's the difference between men and women.

00:46:11.660 Like, the men will think of funny things like that.

00:46:13.500 Like, if I had some weird growth on me, I would make it funny for other people.

00:46:18.600 Oh, dude, Cole, you do butt stuff, so like, you'd probably let your wife, like, pound you

00:46:24.160 with it, right?

00:46:24.480 Oh, yeah.

00:46:25.520 You know what your wife would definitely do?

00:46:27.100 Pegged by her belly button.

00:46:28.220 When you're sleeping, she would take it and like dick slap you with it, but like belly

00:46:32.280 button slap, yeah, just to fuck with you, 100%.

00:46:34.280 If it's that black girl, there's no way I'm putting that thing in my mouth, but that's

00:46:38.360 like in general, the black girl.

00:46:40.000 If it's my wife and she has that, that's another question.

00:46:42.960 If that's on my white wife, is it smaller?

00:46:46.020 White people, black people?

00:46:46.820 Yeah, probably.

00:46:47.420 It might be so.

00:46:48.840 Then very doable, yeah.

00:46:49.960 It's probably stinky too, right?

00:46:51.440 See, the thing is, like, I could see a deformity of that.

00:46:57.840 It does look soft.

00:46:58.560 Variety occurring on a white person, but like, it would get removed right away, but

00:47:02.300 like, for some reason.

00:47:02.940 Oh, yeah, immediately.

00:47:03.860 Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:04.580 You got to at least circumcise it.

00:47:07.380 You know what it looks like?

00:47:08.320 It looks like those, uh...

00:47:09.460 Why does he love circumcision jokes?

00:47:10.900 Why does he always go there?

00:47:11.980 It's so strange.

00:47:12.800 It's like every...

00:47:13.440 Jew, circumcision...

00:47:14.800 Yeah.

00:47:15.160 You remember those weird, like, uh...

00:47:15.520 Because that's what the Jews do.

00:47:17.580 Oh, God.

00:47:17.780 Remember those weird, like, uh, those little cylinders that were filled with, like, not like a jelly-ish

00:47:22.500 substance that you, like, had the pocket in the middle?

00:47:25.740 Wow.

00:47:26.140 Yeah.

00:47:26.660 That, like, uh...

00:47:27.840 Yeah.

00:47:28.380 The fart...

00:47:28.840 The fart thing.

00:47:30.080 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:31.720 It's not necessarily a whoopee cushion, though.

00:47:33.160 Fart jelly.

00:47:33.880 But, like, it's not a whoopee cushion.

00:47:34.700 It is fart jelly, basically, yeah.

00:47:36.300 But, like, that's what it looks like.

00:47:38.160 It looks like one of those.

00:47:39.400 Dude, what if you hollowed it out and turned it into a fleshlight?

00:47:41.700 Would it be gay to fuck your bitch's belly button dick?

00:47:44.060 No.

00:47:44.720 No.

00:47:45.280 No.

00:47:45.640 Not gay.

00:47:46.100 No.

00:47:46.340 Not even close to gay, right?

00:47:47.700 Not even close to gay, no.

00:47:50.600 You're fucking a hole on a woman.

00:47:52.160 Not gay.

00:47:52.460 I'm glad we cleared that up.

00:47:53.620 You guys know that I debated Vivek Ramaswamy, like, 72 hours ago, and now we're having this

00:47:57.920 conversation?

00:47:58.540 In fact, it's even more straight.

00:48:00.000 Also, by the way, I think we didn't delve enough into the getting pegged by the belly button

00:48:04.860 dick.

00:48:05.600 Right.

00:48:05.980 That might not be gay, either.

00:48:07.860 That might...

00:48:08.300 It's on the line.

00:48:09.460 He's looking for any way to put it in his butt.

00:48:12.400 If it enters your ass...

00:48:13.960 He's talking to Elizabeth to do some plastic surgery.

00:48:17.180 It's gay in spirit, but not in reality.

00:48:19.560 Cole is the king of gay workarounds.

00:48:22.360 You know what I mean?

00:48:23.160 Cole is the king of gay.

00:48:24.560 Dude, I am...

00:48:25.960 Wait, wait, Cole.

00:48:26.600 I sent you guys stickers and extra shit like that with your order.

00:48:31.040 Thank you, by the way.

00:48:31.880 I really enjoyed that.

00:48:32.560 So, his wife goes, you're only allowed to put, like, this one and this one on your...

00:48:38.420 It was only the dingers, because I wear my dingers...

00:48:43.240 And that one.

00:48:44.200 Jersey.

00:48:44.680 Because you're in a mutual relationship, yeah.

00:48:46.640 Yeah.

00:48:47.040 And because you can't really tell.

00:48:48.520 Can't wear this one?

00:48:49.460 Come on.

00:48:50.260 There's no way I could put...

00:48:51.620 I feel like that one, I probably could get away with.

00:48:54.040 Do you guys think that, like, when Vivek Ramaswamy gets home, does he just have a racist

00:48:59.160 podcast with, like, his buddies?

00:49:01.300 Yeah.

00:49:01.560 No, I think he gets home and he just sits in the chair.

00:49:03.080 No, he rolls around with shit.

00:49:04.820 And he just plugs in the thing and just sits there and just turns to go again.

00:49:10.000 He plugs in his...

00:49:11.520 He's like, gotta upload.

00:49:13.500 He's like, Clint, hit me with some data I was unfamiliar with.

00:49:15.940 New...

00:49:16.340 New counters.

00:49:18.700 Time to go to another convention.

00:49:22.840 He just flies out of there.

00:49:24.340 That dude was unimpressive.

00:49:25.980 I don't know why everybody...

00:49:27.340 I think everybody's retarded.

00:49:28.920 By the way, see, this is the thing.

00:49:30.300 This is what I learned.

00:49:31.780 He was the fucking destroyer of the GOP during the debates.

00:49:35.860 Those people are unimpressive.

00:49:37.520 So it makes him look like a super genius.

00:49:39.440 So then when he encounters me, it's like, oh, we're peers.

00:49:41.980 Like, this is doable.

00:49:43.120 I think what we're actually recognizing is that the, like, standard political apparatus

00:49:48.820 is filled with actual retards and they rule over us.

00:49:51.720 And here's the truth of the...

00:49:52.760 That's the truth of the matter.

00:49:53.680 And I'll tell you why.

00:49:54.440 And this is how I've noticed it because I've been paying attention to, like, the timbre.

00:50:00.520 He plugs into the call center.

00:50:03.240 He puts the headset on.

00:50:04.820 Hello.

00:50:05.120 How can I help you with your Microsoft 365?

00:50:08.660 Here's the thing.

00:50:08.960 I've realized the timbre and the rhythm of people talking now a lot more and paying attention

00:50:14.260 to it.

00:50:14.880 And it's just that you guys have much better arguments because the more you listen to Dave

00:50:18.600 Smith, whiny Jew.

00:50:20.760 And it's very...

00:50:22.260 Once you realize that...

00:50:25.100 Okay.

00:50:25.580 Everybody here is, like, laughing.

00:50:27.100 Once you hear the argumentation of the...

00:50:30.400 Can you believe the state?

00:50:32.560 The state.

00:50:33.840 And then he butters a bagel.

00:50:35.600 We're just kvetching about the state.

00:50:37.840 Yeah.

00:50:38.840 Exactly.

00:50:39.980 The information is overwhelming.

00:50:41.760 Yo, I think this is why Top turned on Dave because he got so, like, JQ'd that he's just,

00:50:48.340 like, he can't even hear Dave anymore without being, like, you're going to go fucking get

00:50:52.120 some locks right after this.

00:50:54.900 I'm just saying.

00:50:55.940 His information is so good.

00:50:57.420 I think the delivery could be better.

00:51:00.620 Interesting.

00:51:01.260 Just saying that.

00:51:02.040 You just got another sticker idea?

00:51:03.420 Kvetch the state.

00:51:04.260 There you go.

00:51:04.940 Kvetch the state.

00:51:06.620 Title.

00:51:07.340 I'm just naming Dave Smith.

00:51:08.480 Dave, come back on the show.

00:51:09.680 Come on.

00:51:09.800 Yeah, he's coming.

00:51:11.360 He's doing whatever fucking...

00:51:14.220 Guys, back to black people.

00:51:15.160 I have an anecdotal experience to you that kind of made me rethink the whole beep.

00:51:19.720 I was at Publix today, and I was kind of, like, over by the deli area, and it was...

00:51:24.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:25.000 And then for some reason, there was, like, nothing but black people at that point around

00:51:28.440 me.

00:51:28.760 I mean, it just was an odd anecdotal experience.

00:51:30.700 Wow.

00:51:30.920 You live in a rough area.

00:51:32.540 No black people go to my Publix.

00:51:34.240 No black people.

00:51:35.440 It just was...

00:51:36.080 Never seen one.

00:51:37.000 I don't even have a Publix.

00:51:38.180 It just happened to be the case at that point in time.

00:51:40.640 It's generally old white people at this place.

00:51:42.680 Okay.

00:51:43.460 That sounds better.

00:51:44.700 And I heard the beep, and then it made me question everything.

00:51:47.660 Because most of the time, like, all the employees and everybody you see there, white.

00:51:50.900 And I'm like, maybe it's not black people that don't change the batteries.

00:51:55.420 Maybe there's some supernatural force of some sort that is bringing the beep to them.

00:51:59.800 So it's not even their fault.

00:52:01.260 Like, it's...

00:52:01.940 I don't know.

00:52:02.300 It's like...

00:52:02.960 I think I saw...

00:52:03.680 That's obviously ridiculous.

00:52:05.580 I don't know.

00:52:06.880 I mean, it's anecdotal, but this is my experience.

00:52:09.320 So this is my reality.

00:52:09.520 I saw, like, three videos a day of black people, and all of them had the beep in it.

00:52:13.860 It is...

00:52:14.260 Yes.

00:52:14.480 It's so crazy.

00:52:16.860 It's pervasive.

00:52:17.400 It's all of them.

00:52:17.900 It's so pervasive that I don't even hear the beep in their videos anymore.

00:52:21.520 Yeah.

00:52:21.700 That's how bad it's gotten.

00:52:23.160 I watch a lot of black videos.

00:52:24.740 I'll go to the comments, and it'll...

00:52:26.540 Someone immediately say, there's the beep.

00:52:28.840 Like, it's like...

00:52:29.800 Oh, my God.

00:52:30.200 Let me tell you guys.

00:52:31.100 I almost forgot.

00:52:32.280 I went to downtown Orlando.

00:52:34.080 I thought that that was going to be fun.

00:52:35.540 I was like, oh, I'll bring the kids, and we'll bring our fucking scooters.

00:52:38.120 Went through downtown Orlando.

00:52:40.320 Just all black people, all fucking crackheads.

00:52:44.360 The whole place stank.

00:52:46.000 It was horrible.

00:52:46.880 It was, like, three o'clock in the middle of the day, and I saw a white girl get kicked out

00:52:50.960 of an all-black club and starts screaming, like, her name was Shanaynay.

00:52:55.240 And my kids turn to me, and they're like, Daddy, what is this?

00:52:59.060 We're not used to this.

00:52:59.940 We're from, like, a respectable white neighborhood where people don't do this kind of shit.

00:53:04.420 We're from a civilized...

00:53:05.760 They didn't grow up in Coney Island.

00:53:07.500 So I said, let me tell you what they are.

00:53:09.800 They're crackheads.

00:53:11.080 And she goes, crackheads?

00:53:12.640 And I just explained to her, I was like, yes, people that do crack, they stink.

00:53:16.100 They live on the street, and they yell like this.

00:53:18.000 So now I'm pretty sure that my daughter thinks that all black people are crackheads.

00:53:21.800 She's, like, kind of confused about it, but...

00:53:23.440 That's better than what she used to call them.

00:53:29.520 That is a step up, we would say.

00:53:33.820 I think you almost have a tweet there, Top.

00:53:36.940 This sounds like one of those tweets where someone says...

00:53:39.340 You know those, like, political ones where it's, like, their kid came to him and, like,

00:53:42.160 Daddy, I don't understand why this person wants to do this.

00:53:45.380 Are they really trying to take women's rights away?

00:53:48.220 Or, like, they say something like a kid that age...

00:53:50.440 Yeah, people are like, oh, I'll take things that never happen for 400, Alex.

00:53:56.020 How would I...

00:53:56.660 How would the...

00:53:57.200 What's the punchline there?

00:53:58.640 So...

00:53:58.960 Well, you just have to say it like my kid came to me and was like...

00:54:01.220 I gave you the punchline, motherfucker.

00:54:02.280 Oh, Dad, we grew up in an area that we aren't used to seeing.

00:54:05.400 Like, the way you said it just sounded like a kid once.

00:54:07.220 I know what you're doing.

00:54:07.940 You're paraphrasing.

00:54:08.980 And the punchphrase definitely is the N-word.

00:54:11.380 No, it was genuinely...

00:54:13.680 I was looking at them, experienced that for the first time.

00:54:16.340 Like, it's like this mix of fear.

00:54:18.520 And then they kind of want to go to it because they don't understand what it is.

00:54:21.660 But they're scared by it.

00:54:22.740 Like, just a fucking black dude screaming,

00:54:24.940 Ruh!

00:54:25.780 Ruh!

00:54:25.980 He's, like, walking in a circle.

00:54:27.140 Like, if you grew up in a city, you're like, oh, this fucking...

00:54:29.920 And you know how to treat that.

00:54:31.040 My kids are, like, watching it the first time.

00:54:33.220 And it's, like, it's an amazing mix of emotions for them.

00:54:36.860 It's a learning experience.

00:54:38.120 It's like bringing them to the zoo.

00:54:39.580 Do you think Orlando sucks because of Disney, by the way?

00:54:42.540 Do you think that's what it is?

00:54:43.660 It's a different part of Disney.

00:54:44.780 Downtown Orlando is where all, like, the young college kids are.

00:54:48.180 And they're all, like, it's all gay.

00:54:49.920 It's all progressive mental retardation in this downtown area.

00:54:54.780 Paul's Nightclub is there.

00:54:55.620 Disney is not next to this place.

00:54:58.100 It's, like, I don't know, 30 minutes away.

00:55:00.320 And it's, like, a fucking...

00:55:00.920 It's just a tourist place.

00:55:01.960 Disney has no culture.

00:55:03.440 Downtown...

00:55:03.860 It's crazy, dude.

00:55:04.380 The only culture is Disney.

00:55:06.780 I don't know why it's...

00:55:08.040 It's got a culture, but it's...

00:55:10.580 I'm a dumbass.

00:55:11.460 It's the culture of faggotry.

00:55:14.160 That's all it is.

00:55:17.580 Yeah, it's a sad culture.

00:55:18.940 Anybody have any Disney adults in their family?

00:55:21.540 Disney adults?

00:55:22.320 No.

00:55:22.480 No.

00:55:23.280 I'm glad I don't.

00:55:24.660 You have one?

00:55:26.060 Yeah.

00:55:26.520 Yeah, it's sad.

00:55:28.260 Yeah.

00:55:28.840 She wears the dress with the ears when she goes there.

00:55:31.380 And I'm like, guys, God.

00:55:32.440 I can't do that one for a year.

00:55:34.740 What'd you say?

00:55:35.900 Nothing.

00:55:36.880 What?

00:55:37.360 He's talking about Ashton.

00:55:39.820 Oh, shit.

00:55:41.820 And you did go to Disney with her.

00:55:43.280 Was that embarrassing?

00:55:45.020 Sure.

00:55:45.900 I felt like her father.

00:55:47.340 It was awesome.

00:55:48.720 Oh, she's one of the ones who, like, super into Harry Potter and shit, isn't she?

00:55:51.320 That's what she was.

00:55:52.240 Oh, my God.

00:55:52.660 We're going to get a one.

00:55:53.660 We're going to get a one.

00:55:55.000 Now she's super into showing her pussy online.

00:55:57.420 I don't think so.

00:55:58.940 I hope not.

00:55:59.780 Clint brought her home and I had her dress as Tinkerbell.

00:56:03.420 Dude, at the Universal Studios, they have these mechanisms set up where, like, if you

00:56:12.360 have one of the wands, if you do the actual hand motion, it'll do shit around the park.

00:56:17.760 It's pretty fucking gay when your girlfriend does that.

00:56:21.620 Especially when she uses her magic wand.

00:56:26.880 I'd break up.

00:56:27.460 I would have broke up with her right there.

00:56:28.800 Like, when I see those people, so, like, my list of, like, people to genocide, very close.

00:56:33.740 So, top, obviously, everybody knows.

00:56:35.440 The second, the next two are blacks and then these people.

00:56:39.760 I'm like, like, Disney adults.

00:56:41.840 Like, who would go against the wall first?

00:56:43.680 And it's very close.

00:56:45.380 They annoy me.

00:56:46.440 The videos that came out after COVID, whenever you would see the Disney adults come in,

00:56:51.620 and they would break down crying on video when they, like, saw, like, the fucking, um,

00:56:57.300 the castle, whatever, like, that big castle that's there.

00:57:00.840 And they used to cry.

00:57:01.360 I'm like.

00:57:01.480 Yeah, at the Magic Kingdom, yeah.

00:57:03.020 Literally lined up and shot.

00:57:04.920 Enchanted castle.

00:57:05.280 Just like immediately.

00:57:06.100 It is the worst thing.

00:57:07.820 Go, go to the Star Wars exhibit.

00:57:09.440 What if we get, we've done so much fucked up shit, but, like, what if we get a strike for

00:57:12.320 threatening, you know, genocide against Disney adults?

00:57:17.220 It's a protected class.

00:57:18.600 I don't know if you're aware of that.

00:57:19.420 We should.

00:57:19.600 We should get a strike because if you're, like, it's doable for us, like, in Florida,

00:57:23.520 and honestly, I fucking mean it.

00:57:25.360 Go to the Star Wars.

00:57:26.560 Don't say that.

00:57:27.540 No, no.

00:57:28.680 DeSantis.

00:57:29.340 Wait.

00:57:29.700 DeSantis removed the protection.

00:57:31.300 I'm not even saying in Minecraft, I want this to happen.

00:57:33.960 I will make this happen.

00:57:34.900 I am actively planning.

00:57:36.340 Go to the Star Wars fucking exhibit and walk around.

00:57:42.220 You won't see one kid there.

00:57:43.780 It's all, like, a 25-year-old.

00:57:46.620 You know what's sad?

00:57:47.340 Because I went to the Star Wars.

00:57:49.660 After Tom was 2000, we did go to Disney.

00:57:52.260 And we went to the, because I wanted to go to the Star Wars one, and I wanted to go to

00:57:55.260 Epcot.

00:57:56.240 Epcot actually should be, like, Epcot's fine.

00:57:58.300 Like, because that's definitely more on the, like, adult side.

00:58:01.720 Because it's, like, just food.

00:58:03.340 Like, you walk around, you eat food.

00:58:04.440 It's way too expensive, but yeah.

00:58:06.240 I assume, like, Disney adult couples, they probably, like, get home and they talk as if

00:58:13.540 they're, like, five-year-olds and shit.

00:58:14.920 Like, are they, is it just, like, they want to be children again?

00:58:17.480 That's got to be what it is, right?

00:58:18.840 I think they're pedophiles.

00:58:20.920 They're both pedophiles, if it's a couple?

00:58:23.500 Yeah.

00:58:23.840 Interesting.

00:58:24.460 They're a couple of pedophiles.

00:58:25.380 I heard that being a Disney adult is linked to high metal, high levels of metal in the

00:58:30.380 blood, like heavy metals.

00:58:32.280 I think it cancels out, Toad, in that situation with the couple.

00:58:34.680 So they're faxed.

00:58:35.140 But now when you have someone like Clint in a Disney, I don't know if you have a point.

00:58:38.800 Because you have the couple, they both think that, wait, so the couple, they're both adults,

00:58:43.100 but they both think that they're underage and treat each other that way.

00:58:46.300 Right.

00:58:46.500 I'll tell you what it actually is.

00:58:48.600 Yeah, so it's negative pedophilia.

00:58:50.640 I'll tell you what it actually is, is that they usually don't have their own personality,

00:58:54.340 so it is very easy to latch on to, like, a whole, like, Disney as an entire...

00:58:59.340 Yo, how is it that people don't have a personality?

00:59:02.560 Like, what the fuck is that?

00:59:04.860 People don't even have inner thoughts.

00:59:06.140 We just went to the LNC, man.

00:59:07.920 You want to...

00:59:08.640 How did you feel, Clint?

00:59:12.340 Clint, when you went there and you saw all the people, your constituents...

00:59:16.340 Yeah, I mean, I did it in Reno two years ago, but I didn't know nearly as many people.

00:59:21.660 This time...

00:59:22.520 I mean, it's strange, man.

00:59:24.160 It's strange.

00:59:24.600 It's a bunch of unfuckable people that love me.

00:59:27.020 It's fucking...

00:59:27.500 It's weird.

00:59:29.080 Yeah.

00:59:29.460 Did you look them in their eyes?

00:59:30.560 Like, when they saw you, did you shake their hand?

00:59:32.500 No, they don't look him in their eyes.

00:59:34.900 They don't even...

00:59:35.680 They can't look in the eyes.

00:59:37.120 They're also just like...

00:59:38.240 Yeah, that's true.

00:59:39.600 They're like, they're like...

00:59:40.600 I know you talked to somebody that had that voice, that actually talked like that.

00:59:47.200 I know there's somebody out there that 100% talked like that.

00:59:49.920 I mean, there's like people that are so fat, it's almost impossible that they're like, even there.

00:59:54.580 You're like, you fit on a plane?

00:59:56.280 Dude, Layton is a friend.

00:59:58.360 I was talking about Layton, yeah.

01:00:00.660 This lady, I think, deactivated her account because she said something slick.

01:00:04.200 I was dunking on the LP and I said, yo, go put some more fucking pins in your...

01:00:08.240 in your denim jacket and get the fuck out of here or something like that.

01:00:12.580 Did you see that?

01:00:12.960 And she just like deleted her account because 100% that bitch had pins in her denim jacket.

01:00:17.580 You know you've seen that bitch, right?

01:00:19.040 There were 100 of them there.

01:00:20.540 Toad had pins on his lanyard, by the way.

01:00:23.880 You know, hold on, I gotta read this.

01:00:26.000 Pierogian Warfare, $5.

01:00:27.480 I became a Nazi at Disney World visiting with my wife.

01:00:30.280 My whole political philosophy changed when I saw fags with kids wearing rainbow Mickey Mouse ears.

01:00:34.500 I mean, it was...

01:00:35.700 Makes sense.

01:00:36.660 It's like, burn it down.

01:00:37.720 I don't think that makes sense, but okay.

01:00:40.040 It makes perfect sense if you think about it.

01:00:43.200 Because Walt Disney was a Nazi, right?

01:00:44.840 So he wanted to set up a culture at Disney that was so faggoty that it turns people into Nazis.

01:00:51.480 That's a pretty good one.

01:00:52.460 Let's do it.

01:00:52.640 Let's do it.

01:00:53.140 This country's the married bitches.

01:00:55.440 Well, Egypt.

01:00:56.660 All my life, I thought the best thing about Egypt was the pyramids.

01:01:00.820 Until I found out that Egyptians actually promote that you beat the shit out your bitch in order to correct your hope and save the marriage.

01:01:08.320 Or Afghanistan.

01:01:09.840 Over 92% of bitches in Afghanistan believe that they husband is justified in whooping their ass.

01:01:16.060 The other 8% might not agree, but they better not say shit if they know it's good for them.

01:01:20.900 Or Yemen.

01:01:22.740 They ain't got no domestic violence laws.

01:01:24.460 Plus, you can marry up to 4 bitches.

01:01:27.120 That's a bitch to cook, a bitch to clean, a bitch to fuck, and a bitch to beat.

01:01:31.880 Now, most of these countries are considered the worst place on earth to be a woman.

01:01:37.220 Which make it the best place on earth to be a man.

01:01:40.740 If your bitch ain't got no rights, you can do no wrong.

01:01:43.860 Game is game.

01:01:44.600 Yo, that's better than my line against Vivek.

01:01:49.020 If your bitch ain't got no rights, you can do no wrong.

01:01:51.320 That's a fucking banger.

01:01:53.680 That's a walk-off.

01:01:54.860 It shows his, he actually, this guy got arrested for domestic abuse.

01:01:58.240 In the comments, swear to God.

01:02:01.260 Recently.

01:02:02.140 About it, about it.

01:02:04.820 Wow.

01:02:06.100 I gotta like it, man.

01:02:07.240 He's going like famous viral for like his greatest passion.

01:02:10.300 That's beautiful.

01:02:11.380 Well, this is one of the Nazis.

01:02:12.480 That's the only reason I like Disney World.

01:02:14.600 Yeah, don't, don't.

01:02:15.360 Damn it, she's fucking killing us.

01:02:16.880 Don't disabuse us of that notion.

01:02:18.480 Let us believe.

01:02:19.020 I was joking.

01:02:19.720 He was Nazi adjacent.

01:02:21.240 Let's be real.

01:02:22.660 He 100% was like, he met with, he met with the Nazi party, didn't he?

01:02:28.280 I 100% believe, like him and Henry Ford.

01:02:30.540 I'm pretty sure Hitler brought him up in Mein Kampf.

01:02:32.940 Him and Hugo Boss.

01:02:33.740 Yes, Hitler did bring him up in Mein Kampf.

01:02:35.220 It was, yeah, it was Walt Disney and Hugo Boss that, yeah.

01:02:39.100 And Henry Ford.

01:02:39.840 They created the Reich.

01:02:40.440 Well, I know that Hitler really loved Henry Ford for, I can't remember exactly what it

01:02:48.480 was.

01:02:48.720 It doesn't matter.

01:02:49.240 Toad, did you beat RFK Jr.?

01:02:52.280 No.

01:02:52.800 Lost by three votes.

01:02:53.960 Wow.

01:02:54.200 So you beat Donald Trump, but you lost to RFK.

01:02:56.740 That's fascinating.

01:02:57.880 Right.

01:02:58.040 You know, maybe, I wonder if it helped or hurt you that you said white power on a fucking

01:03:02.200 official, you know, pitch to him.

01:03:04.660 Man, Clint, when Trump said, I will run, when he said, I'll run to this party.

01:03:08.800 Those five delegates from Alaska, man.

01:03:10.460 Yeah.

01:03:11.140 Including Lee.

01:03:11.700 In your brain.

01:03:12.600 Because I know that, like, Toad's autistic brain is going to say, no, no, fuck, I didn't

01:03:16.120 think that.

01:03:16.660 In your brain, you didn't think, let's just do that.

01:03:19.920 That's like a, not a bad idea.

01:03:21.360 That's right.

01:03:21.900 Well, in hindsight, compared to what we're doing now, fuck yeah, that would have been better

01:03:25.560 than fucking Chase Oliver, are you kidding me?

01:03:27.240 Better than Michael Rechtenwald?

01:03:29.660 Yeah, well, yeah, that would have been better than that, but not better than me.

01:03:31.860 Are you kidding me?

01:03:33.180 The only good thing that I could think of was like, well, maybe, maybe you get on Rogan,

01:03:36.660 but maybe you get on Rogan anyway.

01:03:38.500 I was just thinking, I was like, that's just the most, that's the greatest thing that you

01:03:41.400 could have done.

01:03:42.060 You had like the previous sitting president, everyone was like, I'm walking out on this

01:03:45.040 speech.

01:03:45.460 Jeremy Coffin's like, you're a fucking socialist.

01:03:47.740 Dude, you guys blew it.

01:03:49.200 You blew it like crazy.

01:03:50.980 Yeah.

01:03:51.200 No, you're right.

01:03:51.600 Call his bluff.

01:03:52.400 Everybody should have said, fuck yeah, we're going to do it.

01:03:55.560 And then see what he does.

01:03:56.680 But see, the whole plan was that he was going to run as both because you can do that.

01:04:00.820 So like, if he was just going to run as a libertarian, that'd be based as fuck, but

01:04:04.260 he would be the nominee for the Republican Party and the Libertarian Party.

01:04:07.500 So it still isn't going to really help the libertarians unless like so many millions of

01:04:11.340 people vote for him as the libertarian as opposed to the Republican.

01:04:14.260 You see?

01:04:14.680 You follow the logic?

01:04:16.380 I don't know.

01:04:16.780 I thought he said he wouldn't do it because he couldn't be nominated for both.

01:04:23.720 That's what I was told.

01:04:25.080 I don't know.

01:04:25.760 Yeah.

01:04:25.920 The Republican Party would not allow him to be nominated.

01:04:29.880 Is it too late?

01:04:30.860 Like, who cares about what the rules are for the LP?

01:04:33.640 Now that this shit's over, like, just be like, yo, Chase, you're out.

01:04:36.760 No, that's retarded.

01:04:38.040 Hey, Trump, do you want this?

01:04:39.660 Nah, nah.

01:04:40.240 I'm just kidding.

01:04:41.660 What the fuck are we talking about?

01:04:42.820 So what?

01:04:43.120 Who cares if people voted?

01:04:44.340 Look at what you just gave up.

01:04:46.220 Call Trump.

01:04:46.860 Be like, yo, listen.

01:04:47.900 These motherfuckers are stupid.

01:04:49.940 I own this thing.

01:04:50.580 We take it back.

01:04:51.320 Take these back these.

01:04:52.300 Chase, it's over.

01:04:53.140 I love that Topp is calling for an autocratic takeover of the LP.

01:04:57.440 Of the LP.

01:04:59.320 Write in some new bylaws to just change some shit.

01:05:02.440 I like that.

01:05:02.940 I like that.

01:05:02.960 I like that.

01:05:03.080 He's saying, if you fuck up and you blunder this hard, it's like, you're given a redo.

01:05:08.620 You get a mulligan.

01:05:09.340 You get one mulligan.

01:05:10.960 Yeah.

01:05:11.600 And the redo's not like, everybody votes again.

01:05:13.440 No, fucking stay home.

01:05:14.700 The redo is one sensible person says, this makes the most sense.

01:05:18.260 And we fucked it up.

01:05:19.660 Call Donald Trump right now.

01:05:21.300 And be like, yo, do you still want this?

01:05:23.540 Because I know we treated you like shit, but like, literally, we're going to give it to

01:05:26.200 you.

01:05:26.440 Like, dude, that's what I had to say.

01:05:27.040 You guys realize that, like, Topp's Hitler arc is, like, almost complete.

01:05:30.360 He's already talking about becoming the Fuhrer.

01:05:33.180 Like, he just described it, essentially.

01:05:35.140 But he said it in a relatively, like, rational, kind of flowery way that doesn't make it sound

01:05:39.560 so authoritarian, but he's definitely going to be a dictator.

01:05:42.040 And he also was saying, like, also, like, something that made sense.

01:05:45.860 He was just like, hey, this guy sucks.

01:05:48.080 We need to say no, not to that.

01:05:50.240 Do someone better.

01:05:51.440 And you know what?

01:05:52.160 The other thing that you need to note is that he also said, and then just one reasonable

01:05:55.980 person decides.

01:05:56.900 And he's like, and that reasonable person is me for the rest of my existence.

01:05:59.900 Yeah.

01:06:00.180 Yeah.

01:06:00.860 But I'm not running.

01:06:02.120 And you can call me something like, like, Papa or Father.

01:06:05.260 I'm a father figure for you.

01:06:08.980 Now bring your wives.

01:06:12.480 No, for real, though.

01:06:13.640 Like, think about that.

01:06:14.500 You guys blew it.

01:06:15.620 But what's stopping you from just saying no?

01:06:18.280 Well, look, you make a compelling point, Topp, and I'll run it up the flagpole and see

01:06:23.140 this is like, you know, this is what it's like.

01:06:25.120 Everybody, like, everybody put in straws and they're like, all right, we're going to, um,

01:06:28.900 whoever wins gets to take their bicycle and ride it down this sick mountain.

01:06:33.140 The guy with the longest straw.

01:06:34.580 Right.

01:06:35.160 And then Chase pulls the straw.

01:06:37.060 It's short and gay.

01:06:38.060 And you go, I guess Chase got it.

01:06:40.140 And Chase goes, he goes, I don't have a bicycle.

01:06:43.420 He takes the seat off the bike.

01:06:47.400 Like, no, no, Chase, Chase looks at you and says, I don't have a bicycle.

01:06:50.860 And then you go, okay, clearly you don't have the mental capacity or a bicycle.

01:06:55.800 We're just going to pick somebody else because you were like, I'm prepared for this shit.

01:06:59.480 You're all gay.

01:07:00.040 Your teeth are all fucked up.

01:07:01.120 Your shit's all messed up.

01:07:03.360 We can't do it.

01:07:04.420 We just can't do it.

01:07:05.320 Like, in good conscience, it makes no sense.

01:07:07.500 Yeah.

01:07:07.860 Where are these people at?

01:07:09.240 I mean, that would be the same.

01:07:10.940 Basically, you're calling for a 25th Amendment against Chase Oliver.

01:07:14.100 Like, yeah.

01:07:14.780 Yeah.

01:07:14.980 He's mentally unfit, dude.

01:07:17.320 Your Honor.

01:07:17.900 He's gay.

01:07:18.900 He puts dick where he shits.

01:07:22.660 We handed him a bunch of straws and he shoved him up his keister.

01:07:25.440 We're going to let him run for president?

01:07:26.780 Are you out of your mind?

01:07:27.540 Legitimately, you probably 100 years ago, in like the 40s or 50s, or even like, I guess

01:07:33.120 the 20s, they actually probably would disqualify somebody in the 25th Amendment for being gay.

01:07:39.040 Oh, 100%.

01:07:39.900 Yeah.

01:07:39.920 Dude, they honestly thought, like, not in the 1800s, like, in the fucking 1960s, being

01:07:45.520 gay was a mental illness.

01:07:46.520 You guys have right now a gay dude confused, and you have a cop that can't spell the name

01:07:53.540 of your party.

01:07:54.500 That's true.

01:07:55.100 That's who's running.

01:07:55.760 And you're going to be like, oh, it's kind of like Hitlerist to say we got to just fucking

01:08:00.580 do it over.

01:08:01.160 Like, no, guys, come on.

01:08:02.420 Be real.

01:08:03.020 No, come on.

01:08:03.780 Guys, this is realistic.

01:08:04.760 Oh, I just got to tell you guys a quick story, because on Saturday morning, there was the

01:08:10.440 presidential debate.

01:08:11.360 I know you guys are done with politics, but this is worth hearing.

01:08:14.380 And fucking during the debate, Josie and I are watching it together.

01:08:17.720 During the debate, I get it.

01:08:21.960 All right.

01:08:22.280 So during the debate.

01:08:23.520 How is fucking Sebastian Gorka, you fucking Jew?

01:08:26.220 You took Toad's spot.

01:08:27.560 Yeah.

01:08:27.840 Yeah.

01:08:28.020 Now that you're watching, yeah.

01:08:29.020 You took our boy's spot.

01:08:29.940 Why'd you sneak around Toad's fucking lane, huh?

01:08:33.540 Incredible.

01:08:33.940 No, honestly, I give it to him, because Toad was too pussy of a, to actually say what

01:08:38.900 he's supposed to say to get on there.

01:08:39.660 You guys ever think that, like, Jeremy Kaufman's, like, a more attractive, you know, better in

01:08:44.740 shape, healthier, better looking version of Toad?

01:08:48.380 Yeah.

01:08:49.420 You really, you really focused on how better looking he was.

01:08:52.380 Just, like, really hammered at home.

01:08:54.140 Well, I mean, it's not, it's not like I'm saying Jeremy's, like, that attractive, but,

01:08:56.780 like, I had, I had to clarify, you know, how much better he is.

01:08:59.400 I think he's an attractive dude.

01:09:00.520 I just think his nose is always stuffed.

01:09:02.460 Am I really that ugly?

01:09:03.440 I'm like, what?

01:09:05.680 This slump continues.

01:09:09.900 Somebody call me, I gotta pull this up.

01:09:11.760 Jeremy Kaufman.

01:09:12.620 You ever think that Jerry Kaufman's just, like, a completely different, like, thing that's

01:09:16.660 not even close to what Toad is?

01:09:18.080 You guys ever think that?

01:09:21.000 Toad is what Jerry is.

01:09:21.940 That's a good point.

01:09:22.500 Yeah.

01:09:22.880 All right, anyways.

01:09:23.560 He has had sex.

01:09:25.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:09:25.820 Somebody said this about me the other week.

01:09:28.280 They said that I look like Nigel Thornberry.

01:09:29.880 You kind of do, like, for black people.

01:09:33.480 And now that they say that, like, I'm like, damn, kind of.

01:09:35.500 It hurts.

01:09:36.040 That is, yeah, that is tough.

01:09:37.320 Yeah, tell the story.

01:09:38.000 Sorry.

01:09:38.420 All right, just real quick.

01:09:39.340 So, Saturday morning is the presidential debate.

01:09:41.700 Josie and I are watching this together.

01:09:43.080 And fucking Mike Tremont says, I have spent decades in and around the FBI.

01:09:48.440 And he's on the debate stage with fucking six other cats.

01:09:55.660 They're all so bad at debating that no one picks up on the fact that he just said, I spent

01:10:00.400 decades in the FBI.

01:10:03.020 It's like, Jesus Christ, what did we just do?

01:10:05.240 All the FBs go, excuse me?

01:10:06.020 That's literally it.

01:10:07.020 So, I think the reason I bring that up, or the reason I was inspired to bring it up,

01:10:10.720 is because Top's talking about, basically, 25th Amendment slash, you know, Reichstag firing

01:10:15.640 the fucking Libertarian Party.

01:10:16.820 Dude, I've been saying Tremont's of Feds since last year, man.

01:10:21.120 I'm just saying, why not?

01:10:22.660 Why not?

01:10:23.300 Yeah.

01:10:23.480 Instead, what you have is-

01:10:25.080 Sure, there's bylaws against it, but like, who gives the fuck, right?

01:10:28.260 What are they going to do?

01:10:29.200 I also, like, what are they going to do?

01:10:30.260 Like, you pull out a gun, you say, I'm going to be the nominee.

01:10:33.260 And then you point it at Angela, and you say, I'm the nominee.

01:10:36.040 And then you point it at Joe Rogan, and then you go, I'm on your show.

01:10:39.420 I'm on your show, yeah.

01:10:40.980 That's actually pretty cool.

01:10:43.780 I thought about bringing my gun to the fucking-

01:10:45.320 Fuck you, you get to.

01:10:45.820 I was watching the show today, but I forgot it upstairs.

01:10:48.620 Might makes right, man.

01:10:49.900 You know that.

01:10:51.380 I do want to give Jeremy props.

01:10:53.240 I genuinely think he did want to see a Tower Gang ticket, and I think that's amazing.

01:10:57.520 I agree.

01:10:58.340 Yeah, I don't think he was bullshitting at all, which is pretty wild.

01:11:01.160 No, I'm pretty sure he voted for me.

01:11:01.820 If you would have shit right down his throat after he said all those beautiful things about

01:11:05.840 you, and you just look right at him, and you go, thanks for saying that shit, but you're

01:11:09.900 stupid, because I'm going to nominate Trump right now, it would have been the fucking

01:11:13.760 craziest shit that ever happened.

01:11:16.220 You blew it.

01:11:17.080 We told you.

01:11:17.820 It couldn't happen.

01:11:18.420 Trump had already, somebody had attempted to nominate him from the floor already.

01:11:21.660 That's not the point.

01:11:22.380 It doesn't matter.

01:11:23.240 It doesn't matter if you do.

01:11:24.460 You get it.

01:11:25.320 You say, I am endorsing him.

01:11:28.540 Just lie.

01:11:29.400 No, say that you are nominating him, and they're like, I'm nominating, I'm endorsing, I'm voting

01:11:34.860 for him right now.

01:11:36.020 Or you even say, I'm fucking implementing Libertarian Party bylaw Plan X, and I'm declaring Donald

01:11:45.460 J. Trump the Fuhrer of the Libertarian Party.

01:11:48.060 Nobody knows the rules.

01:11:48.400 Just say, who gives a fuck?

01:11:49.320 Look, the truth of the matter is, I'm just better than Trump.

01:11:53.280 No, you're not.

01:11:54.100 And I feel like you feel that way, too.

01:11:55.960 Actually, I don't know if there is one part of your life that is better than Trump in any

01:12:02.580 way.

01:12:02.600 I just wanted it to be me, man.

01:12:04.420 I don't think there is one aspect of your life that is better than Trump's in any way.

01:12:07.720 As much as Donald Trump fucked up the entire GOP field in 2016.

01:12:10.700 Trump is vaccinated, and I'm not.

01:12:13.000 I'm confident that I am now confident, which I definitely wasn't before.

01:12:16.640 I don't think Trump is vaccinated.

01:12:17.060 I think I could fuck Donald Trump up in a debate.

01:12:19.120 I do.

01:12:19.900 I could fuck Donald Trump.

01:12:21.020 No, here's the thing, though.

01:12:22.320 Yeah, I think Tone could, too.

01:12:23.720 I think all of us could.

01:12:24.560 I think literally all of us could fuck Trump up in a debate.

01:12:27.840 Here's the thing.

01:12:28.520 You think you could fuck Trump up in a debate?

01:12:30.220 All right, take it back.

01:12:30.880 Not Cole, but like the rest of us.

01:12:32.640 You have to fight Trump.

01:12:33.880 You have to fight.

01:12:38.620 Well done.

01:12:39.140 You've got to fight him with the shit that, like, nonsense stuff.

01:12:43.300 That's where he'd kill you, Clint.

01:12:44.700 He would just, like, go, well, then get your fucking 3%, you fucking losers.

01:12:49.200 You're a bunch of losers anyway.

01:12:50.680 Right.

01:12:50.880 And then he finished his speech, and then he left.

01:12:52.460 And it's like, that's what you're dealing with.

01:12:55.380 Debate, forget about it.

01:12:56.400 All information doesn't matter.

01:12:58.160 You've got to be funnier.

01:12:59.800 You know what would have been a great idea?

01:13:01.220 Aside from Top's idea about Toad nominating him or whatever the fuck, it would have been

01:13:05.940 way better if, like, during his speech, Toad just charged him.

01:13:09.800 I just got shot down right there.

01:13:11.380 Yeah.

01:13:11.840 Well, do that.

01:13:12.240 From Secret Service.

01:13:14.000 Like, Toad's suicidal.

01:13:15.780 Like, why not go out like that?

01:13:17.360 Like, just a weird autist.

01:13:18.600 Oh, kill Toad.

01:13:19.300 Kill Toad.

01:13:20.360 Toad gang!

01:13:21.020 Toad gang!

01:13:21.740 Toad gang!

01:13:23.800 Oh, I should have self-immolated during that.

01:13:26.100 And charged him.

01:13:28.260 Toad gang!

01:13:31.040 Yo, hey, promise me, Toad, if you ever kill yourself, that's how you go out.

01:13:34.300 Please.

01:13:35.940 It'd be the perfect way.

01:13:37.220 Yeah, but, like, dude, you had an opportunity to literally self-immolate in front of the

01:13:41.660 former and next president of the United States, and you didn't take it?

01:13:45.220 Like, you're just not ready for showtime, I think.

01:13:48.160 I think we need to be also very careful on talking about doing things to our former president.

01:13:53.800 I'm sorry I failed.

01:13:54.760 All of this is fucking a joke.

01:13:56.200 If the Secret Service doesn't understand that we're joking when we say that Toad should

01:14:00.600 self-immolate and then go sprinting towards the president.

01:14:03.960 Uh-oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to put it, LOL.

01:14:06.420 The Secret Service, they did tackle Starchild during it.

01:14:10.820 Yeah.

01:14:11.000 Why do you think Mike Tremont stood for the whole show in Georgia?

01:14:16.220 There you go.

01:14:17.380 Fed.

01:14:17.600 Wait.

01:14:17.820 A lot of years working with the Fed?

01:14:18.920 He was gathering information.

01:14:20.920 Taking notes.

01:14:21.940 He's waiting for us to slip up.

01:14:23.060 I mean, oh, mailbag.

01:14:25.080 Oh, yeah, sorry.

01:14:25.620 Yes.

01:14:26.000 Look, real quick.

01:14:26.660 Here's one major downside of me not getting the nomination.

01:14:30.280 Do you guys realize that clips from this show would have gone viral on major media outlets?

01:14:35.540 Yeah.

01:14:35.660 Yeah.

01:14:35.900 And that would have been fucking awesome.

01:14:37.820 Yeah.

01:14:38.020 I was actually kind of scared.

01:14:39.600 Still good.

01:14:40.200 Oh, yeah.

01:14:40.540 Oh, that's right.

01:14:41.100 You would have lost your career.

01:14:42.520 Wow.

01:14:42.660 I would have done.

01:14:43.900 Definitely.

01:14:44.820 Because the fall for me to get half a percent of the vote, you would have lost your fucking

01:14:48.120 It's gotta happen.

01:14:48.380 It's gotta happen, man.

01:14:49.740 If you want to get bigger.

01:14:50.900 Okay.

01:14:51.220 I remember this from the 2020 election.

01:14:54.360 Normie friends of mine were going like, who's this Spike Cohen?

01:14:57.760 Because he seems interesting.

01:14:59.000 And they dug up and they were like, oh, he's a brony.

01:15:01.460 And they're like, aha, he's a fucking brony.

01:15:03.380 Yeah.

01:15:03.840 That'd be you.

01:15:04.520 But they'd be like, oh, he's a racist.

01:15:06.440 Like, he's like a legitimate.

01:15:07.560 He's a Nazi.

01:15:07.960 We could have gone our own Rogan nigger reel.

01:15:10.120 Like, for real.

01:15:11.040 Oh.

01:15:11.320 For real, for real.

01:15:11.960 You know, you remember how Rogan's was like, like three minutes long because it was all

01:15:16.480 the times he had said it?

01:15:17.540 Ours would be, ours would be a hundred hours long.

01:15:20.780 Clint would have one that's like two.

01:15:22.580 Yeah.

01:15:23.940 And it would always be soft A's and it'd be playful, but like, it wouldn't matter.

01:15:28.180 I'm kind of, I think maybe you should have tried to win, Clint.

01:15:31.340 What the fuck?

01:15:31.620 No.

01:15:32.020 Clint did try to win.

01:15:32.580 Well, no.

01:15:33.700 No, you just told me I shouldn't.

01:15:35.620 Yeah, I know, but it wouldn't have been cozy for you.

01:15:38.140 Yeah, it wouldn't have been cozy.

01:15:39.080 That's a great point.

01:15:39.640 And also, like, I think, but I got to be honest, for PR for this show, it couldn't

01:15:45.440 have been better.

01:15:46.220 Like, it would have been amazing.

01:15:47.520 I think it would have been amazing if there were the headlines of, uh, vice, like, libertarian

01:15:53.560 vice president candidate calls running mate a faggot.

01:15:57.380 Like, or something like that.

01:15:58.280 Or, like, legitimately on the, on, like, on the trail.

01:16:01.320 Like, you'd be like, presidential candidate says nigger.

01:16:04.120 That could be the, that could be the front page of the New York Times.

01:16:06.940 Like, honestly.

01:16:07.360 No, seriously, because it would be, like, you, because I know you would.

01:16:10.220 Like, I feel like you should, or, like, you'd be like, I understand, guys, that he's a faggot.

01:16:14.800 No, I would do, I would go the read route, where I'd be like, look, I have no problem

01:16:17.820 with this sexuality.

01:16:18.560 I'm totally fine with gay people.

01:16:20.020 Not so fine with faggots, but, like, that's, that's a side.

01:16:22.160 You know, and then there would be these clips where it's, like, you say it's a sin to put

01:16:28.880 your dick in a bud, and it's all sorts of stuff like that.

01:16:31.440 Well, that's, that's more, that's more top slain.

01:16:33.200 I don't actually, like, view it that way, but I, like, maybe I could change my mind or,

01:16:36.780 you know, pretend that I feel that way.

01:16:38.460 Yeah, I feel like you definitely, like, I just don't know how you would ever be, like,

01:16:42.360 doing, like, you would go into a meeting with them to be, like, game plan on how you're

01:16:45.380 going to win.

01:16:46.060 No, it wasn't going to happen.

01:16:46.840 I don't want you to win.

01:16:48.600 Yeah.

01:16:48.900 I don't want you to win.

01:16:50.640 Hey, this is, hey, this is a true story.

01:16:52.500 I want me to win, but not you.

01:16:53.120 This is a true story.

01:16:53.920 On the floor, Josie can vouch for me.

01:16:55.800 There was delegates, because it was, there was multiple rounds, there was a handful of

01:16:59.800 rounds during the VP voting, and the delegates came.

01:17:02.120 The dumbest way they do the stupid vote.

01:17:03.220 I know, I know, I know.

01:17:04.020 It's retarded.

01:17:04.780 The delegates, the delegates come up to me between the first and second round of voting, because

01:17:08.520 it was only two ballots, and they, they say to me, hey, we're really concerned.

01:17:12.860 Nobody looks me in the eye, and they all go, Mr. Flick, Mr. Cleo.

01:17:16.840 I really love Liberty Lockdown.

01:17:18.360 You really take my life.

01:17:19.640 No, no, these are like, these are not, these are not my, these are not my fans.

01:17:23.340 These are people that are, are more like party, you know.

01:17:26.660 They're in the fagging wing of the party, yeah.

01:17:28.600 But they, they come over to me, and they say, look, there was a lot of contentiousness

01:17:31.340 in the Spike Cohen, Joe Jorgensen, uh, camp, campaign, and we don't really want to repeat

01:17:35.860 of that, and I just want to, like, make sure that you can actually, you can be basically

01:17:39.320 subservient to Chase Oliver, and, and I was like, that, yeah, not, no, no, not going

01:17:44.020 to do that.

01:17:44.400 Chase is clearly the bomb.

01:17:45.460 I'm going to be totally, I'm going to be totally autonomous, uh, like, I will be respectful,

01:17:49.040 but I'm going to tell the truth no matter what, and if, if I am ever questioned about

01:17:52.580 his policies, I will say exactly why he's wrong, and I was like, I'm going to tell the

01:17:56.280 truth, that's what I told you on Friday night, I'm telling it to your, your face today, and

01:17:59.380 I promise you that's what I'll do in the future, and they're like, we're not going to vote for

01:18:02.000 you.

01:18:02.540 I was like, I wish, I wish.

01:18:03.920 So, because I promised honesty, I was disqualified.

01:18:06.980 Amazing.

01:18:07.200 If he would have wanted it more, like, if Clint really would have wanted this, like, the way he,

01:18:10.960 so, like, the shit that he takes from Luke, how much gay, how much, like, gay shit would

01:18:15.540 he have allowed Chase to do to him before he was like, I can't do this anymore, you know?

01:18:19.300 Like, if he really wanted that spot.

01:18:21.520 He's like, Clint, sorry, they only got us one hotel room for, uh, Iowa.

01:18:28.920 It's a single queen bed, I'm sorry, dude, I don't know what to tell you, but let's sleep

01:18:33.460 in the same, and like, I'm like, hey, what's that, what's that poke?

01:18:36.520 And he's like, oh, it's just my Audi belly button dick.

01:18:40.740 The guy, I don't wear underwear, do you mind, Clint?

01:18:42.820 No, you don't either.

01:18:43.780 All right, come on, I'll sleep.

01:18:44.760 Look, no, no, this is the honest to God's truth.

01:18:47.220 Had I just lied to those delegates, I probably could have won.

01:18:52.100 Like, so, I wouldn't have had to have continued to lie for the rest of the campaign.

01:18:56.100 I could have, literally the next morning, I could have woken up and been like,

01:18:59.140 fuck my running mate, this dude is so gay, it's unbelievable.

01:19:03.240 Guys, what did we learn here?

01:19:04.560 What did we learn here?

01:19:05.340 And Clint.

01:19:05.860 Lie.

01:19:06.400 I mean, lie.

01:19:07.660 The lesson is that I should be a piece of shit.

01:19:09.860 You should always lie.

01:19:10.540 Wait, Clint.

01:19:11.540 And it was easy.

01:19:12.620 And it was easy.

01:19:13.440 When Clint stays in a hotel, does he specifically request blood pillows?

01:19:17.700 All right, let's get the mail back.

01:19:18.300 No, he just makes blood pillows.

01:19:19.220 No, I make them with my head, you dumb fuck.

01:19:21.280 Jesus.

01:19:22.100 Mark Vestibule.

01:19:25.560 Always.

01:19:26.400 Mark Vestibule.

01:19:27.180 After he crashes a joke.

01:19:29.880 Just burns.

01:19:30.580 The fucking balls.

01:19:32.520 He's giving us a picture.

01:19:33.660 Mark Vestibule.

01:19:38.680 He's giving us a picture of the new Romeo and Juliet here and says,

01:19:42.060 Would you rather quickly pound the smooth twink playing Romeo, which is Tom Holland,

01:19:47.040 or have an extended lovemaking session, including all the trimmings?

01:19:51.080 Trimmings?

01:19:52.020 With the disgusting Shiboon playing Juliet in the Shakespeare adaptation.

01:19:57.120 I don't even know.

01:19:58.260 I don't even know what trimmings means.

01:20:00.320 Mark Vestibule is a piece of shit, dude.

01:20:02.060 I don't even know.

01:20:03.940 Is that like a labia reference?

01:20:05.400 What does that mean?

01:20:06.180 Her, her, I have no idea, dude.

01:20:09.140 Do you think she wears a bouquet?

01:20:09.600 He's talking about, like, you have to, like, cuddle afterwards, and you have to, like, be intimate.

01:20:15.500 Like, not, like, you're not having.

01:20:16.920 You gotta suck her knob.

01:20:17.720 Yeah, you're not fucking her.

01:20:19.000 You're making love to this.

01:20:20.520 He's talking about, she's like a Thanksgiving meal, so you're eating the dark meat.

01:20:24.600 I don't know.

01:20:25.700 Yeah, I'm not even.

01:20:26.360 I think she's, she's closer to a man than Tom Holland is.

01:20:30.680 Yeah.

01:20:31.560 Yeah.

01:20:32.140 If you're not gay, you gotta choose Tom Holland here.

01:20:35.580 When Dennis says twink, I think of Tom Holland every single time.

01:20:38.900 Like, you see his, like, tight little butt in the fucking Spider-Man.

01:20:41.840 Tom Holland, Tom Holland is by far the more feminine of the two.

01:20:46.680 So.

01:20:47.260 It's a hard one, because she looks like he stinks.

01:20:49.840 Oh, she definitely.

01:20:50.780 I have a hard one.

01:20:51.060 Wait, why is it a hard one?

01:20:52.440 Well, and also, she's black.

01:20:53.720 I mean, she's, she's obviously, like, black.

01:20:55.420 How can you choose her?

01:20:55.960 Yeah, no way.

01:20:57.220 Basically, it's asking us if you would fuck, like, Tom Holland is objectively, like, a

01:21:01.540 10.

01:21:02.140 He's a cute, would you fuck a cute 10?

01:21:04.020 Would you fuck a cute dude or a monkey?

01:21:06.740 But the monkey's, like, even for a monkey, she's kind of, like, three.

01:21:08.980 But the monkey is a woman, though.

01:21:10.720 To be honest, I think you'd be more likely to get AIDS by fucking the sheep, man.

01:21:15.760 No, that's, you still only get it from gay dudes.

01:21:19.020 Fuck.

01:21:19.560 I'm not convinced that she's not a dude.

01:21:21.720 I have no idea.

01:21:22.480 I think she's a dude.

01:21:23.220 She's got a mustache.

01:21:24.640 No, you're right, though.

01:21:25.940 Maybe that's what he meant by trimmings.

01:21:27.620 He meant that you'd shave her mustache.

01:21:29.820 I was just like, you know, you're right.

01:21:32.620 It was funny that they pulled that shit.

01:21:33.980 It's like AIDS didn't come from fucking a monkey.

01:21:35.980 It came from Anthony Fauci in a lab in Virginia.

01:21:38.720 Dude, it's so funny also that, like, in the 80s, they legit tried to pull over on people,

01:21:43.020 like, no, you can get AIDS from fucking women.

01:21:45.200 Like, exclusively just women.

01:21:46.540 And those women also only fucked men.

01:21:48.760 And those men also only fucked men.

01:21:49.920 Like, they're like, how many straight people are dying from AIDS?

01:21:55.000 They're like, none.

01:21:56.920 Just positive gay people.

01:21:59.100 Are bi people straight?

01:22:00.420 And they're like, maybe.

01:22:01.940 We don't even know.

01:22:02.360 I think there's, like, one case.

01:22:04.320 After I learned that shit about AIDS, and then I looked at, like, this is like what we were

01:22:07.600 talking about with Owen last week, where, like, the black man, the way that they talk

01:22:11.840 all shore and shit.

01:22:12.640 Once you, like, kind of kill that spell, and you're able to see, like, oh, my God.

01:22:16.380 I've been, like, lied to by so much.

01:22:18.320 After the AIDS thing, I look back at Magic Johnson, and I'm like, yeah.

01:22:22.980 Look at him.

01:22:23.440 He looks like Black Mr. Clean.

01:22:25.240 Well, and then you see, yo, then you see his son, and his son is the gayest dude that's

01:22:29.360 ever walked the earth.

01:22:30.480 Yeah.

01:22:30.900 Him or fucking, or Dwayne Wade's son.

01:22:34.520 That's also.

01:22:35.380 That's just AIDS homunculus, is what that is.

01:22:38.360 He, like, took his eyes out and manifested into a child.

01:22:42.100 Yeah.

01:22:42.320 All right, Tyler.

01:22:42.720 Tyler, run it.

01:22:43.400 I need their, I just want you guys to realize.

01:22:46.900 This is what I had to follow.

01:22:49.600 What are we, what are we following here?

01:22:51.000 What are you, I don't see, what are you, what are you, do you see something?

01:22:53.300 Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay.

01:22:55.000 Yeah, it's in the, it's in the private chat, Tyler.

01:22:56.060 I just gave you both, both videos there.

01:22:58.020 No, do the, do the first one.

01:22:59.340 Do the first one.

01:22:59.680 The first one, the before one.

01:23:01.600 Vamp, vamp, vamp, vamp.

01:23:02.720 All right, we can do this?

01:23:04.120 Pull it up.

01:23:04.880 Let's pull it up, Tyler.

01:23:06.120 We're still doing, I think this is the last time.

01:23:08.040 Do another mailbag, do another mailbag.

01:23:08.880 This is the last time we're going to talk politics, right?

01:23:10.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:23:10.960 Oh, this is great, though.

01:23:11.820 I just want you to, I just want you to imagine me and Dave Smith in the back, knowing that

01:23:34.700 we have to follow that.

01:23:35.900 We're pacing around like psychopaths.

01:23:38.020 We're just like, what the fuck is happening?

01:23:39.660 No, no, I wasn't nervous.

01:23:41.340 I was, I was just like, this is, this is disastrous.

01:23:44.300 No, I'm saying as, as a comedian, Dave Smith had to see the hilarious stuff that was going

01:23:49.620 on.

01:23:49.860 That's the thing.

01:23:50.480 If Dave Smith, if Dave Smith didn't see it.

01:23:52.820 Sorry, go ahead, Jose, go ahead.

01:23:54.080 Okay.

01:23:54.540 I just want to give a tip to someone out there, maybe like a laney type, an editing person.

01:23:58.680 You got to take the fucking, that's all folks and do rec and put them in that little

01:24:03.520 circle, you know, and then you, then you got to like put the audio after the, that's all.

01:24:08.840 You got to do that and then just be perfect.

01:24:09.980 You know, you know, he did that to me.

01:24:11.540 That's at the end of our outro.

01:24:13.400 You should do that.

01:24:14.000 Magic Johnson is a great gay porn name.

01:24:15.440 You should do that.

01:24:16.300 You should say, that's all folks.

01:24:17.880 And then you should like pan to like a picture of me sad and say like Clint's career is over

01:24:23.060 or something.

01:24:23.400 Clint's, listen, that right there, Magic Johnson.

01:24:26.840 Now that the spell is broken for everybody, look at it.

01:24:29.520 It's right there.

01:24:30.160 It's fucking in the open.

01:24:31.360 Well, well, well, see, this is the thing too.

01:24:32.840 So he's the only, he's the first quote unquote straight dude to survive AIDS and his name

01:24:37.840 is Magic Johnson.

01:24:39.000 Come on.

01:24:40.000 Like we don't live in a simulation.

01:24:41.520 Are you fucking kidding me?

01:24:42.520 We definitely do.

01:24:44.180 Dude, I still start going to save you.

01:24:46.140 There you go.

01:24:46.860 Yep.

01:24:50.600 But, uh, you know that he was, he was a comparable speaker to Dave Smith.

01:24:54.440 That's what I was told.

01:24:55.200 So when, so wait a minute, when you're backstage, when Dave Smith is backstage with you, you

01:25:01.880 look at this guy gacking out on, on stage from the side and you don't laugh.

01:25:05.900 The VP run is ever for Clint, get a job.

01:25:08.440 No, dude.

01:25:09.740 Of course not.

01:25:11.160 You don't laugh.

01:25:11.800 I have like, I have like fucking 50 jobs.

01:25:13.740 Fuck you.

01:25:14.760 What's that?

01:25:15.680 You guys don't laugh at this shit.

01:25:17.900 You get nervous.

01:25:19.460 No, I wasn't nervous.

01:25:20.560 I was just like, this is a disaster.

01:25:22.660 I laughed.

01:25:23.760 I was in the crowd.

01:25:24.800 Wait, why, why would I laugh?

01:25:26.320 I have to go out there.

01:25:28.820 Yeah.

01:25:30.300 Yeah.

01:25:30.800 So, you know, I think Trump is trying to suggest that, you know, he cut some regulations and

01:25:36.640 so forth.

01:25:37.100 Um, but I would eliminate the entire regulatory regime altogether.

01:25:45.500 It's my nightmare.

01:25:46.840 I mean, it came out of a wet fart.

01:25:49.040 Donald Trump says he's for free speech.

01:25:52.660 But he didn't listen to many of our own demands here about the Fed.

01:25:59.660 And he didn't really, uh, respond to our, to our free speech.

01:26:04.180 No, keep it going.

01:26:06.020 You deserve, we deserve this.

01:26:08.540 I really think this is getting retarded.

01:26:10.680 We deserve this.

01:26:10.920 And I'm not interested in parrying out an all-night, uh, Ronald, uh, Donald Trump roast.

01:26:18.000 It's just a little bit boring.

01:26:20.160 And, uh, I, I'm just not, this is not something I want to keep participating on.

01:26:24.480 Well, I'll keep answering the questions from the press as long as he's got to ask him.

01:26:27.740 I'm not going to explain the question.

01:26:31.480 Where's your needle?

01:26:34.440 You can help God.

01:26:35.820 It's a voluntary.

01:26:38.520 So that was, yeah, that was a press conference after Trump with like, I don't even know what

01:26:43.200 media outlet was.

01:26:44.080 I don't know why people kept bringing that up and they didn't bring up the, the part

01:26:47.580 I was talking about.

01:26:48.300 The part I was talking about was way crazier, but he's talking to a room, he's talking to

01:26:51.740 a room with over a thousand people in it and he goes, when you, when you go up there, like,

01:26:59.860 yeah, how do you not go?

01:27:01.200 I go right up there right after that.

01:27:03.540 And I would just fucking roast this dude.

01:27:06.200 Like, how do you not?

01:27:08.000 It's calling for that.

01:27:09.600 How does Dave Smith as a comedian not go up and be like, that was fucking weird, right?

01:27:14.600 Top, you're going to, you're going to respect this and, and, uh, also fuck you for not looking

01:27:18.840 at any of my viral videos that happened this weekend.

01:27:21.240 But in my speech, I actually reference it.

01:27:24.300 I say, Hey, you know, ref got, got off to a rough start, but thank you guys for chanting.

01:27:28.020 You pulled him out of it.

01:27:28.660 So I did the comic thing, but slash the comic political thing where I fucking, yeah.

01:27:33.540 Okay.

01:27:33.860 I could have got up there and been like, man, what a fucking disaster.

01:27:36.000 Is this guy retarded?

01:27:40.560 All of us together now.

01:27:44.060 All right, everybody.

01:27:45.220 Let's guess which drug he was on.

01:27:47.780 For real.

01:27:48.240 I refuse to believe he was only on weed.

01:27:50.240 I feel like there's other shit going on.

01:27:51.620 I don't know.

01:27:52.400 I don't know.

01:27:52.940 A hundred milligrams.

01:27:54.400 I mean, a hundred milligrams plus, I guess if you did have a little cocaine, you could get

01:27:58.440 like that.

01:27:59.540 Maybe, maybe he was like, I'm feeling it.

01:28:01.480 Does anybody have some cocaine?

01:28:02.220 I need a bump right before I get on.

01:28:04.340 He was on that shit that Hornberger was on when he was just pacing in the woods in Georgia,

01:28:09.460 just pacing back and forth on something.

01:28:12.420 By the way, by the way, I saw Hornberger like fucking five times.

01:28:15.660 Homeboy won't make eye contact with me.

01:28:17.300 It's like, but he won't, but he won't shut the fuck up about me.

01:28:19.600 It's amazing.

01:28:20.920 But who else made eye contact with you though?

01:28:22.780 No one.

01:28:23.300 None of my haters.

01:28:24.320 Sawwalk didn't look at me.

01:28:25.540 No one looked at me.

01:28:26.260 It was fucking crazy.

01:28:26.860 Kurt Russell McCarthy.

01:28:31.320 Like all these people that do nothing but talk shit.

01:28:34.120 I have them all blocked, but I know because people send me the screenshots of people talking

01:28:37.000 shit.

01:28:37.400 People talk shit about me constantly and they fucking.

01:28:39.520 Never got off to a rough start, but I think you recovered all right.

01:28:42.100 It literally is almost like a, like a sitcom level of like, you know, when he says never

01:28:59.780 mind, can you go to his face when he does the teeth?

01:29:02.980 Like right after he says, never mind.

01:29:04.800 He goes, and then he shows all of his teeth.

01:29:06.760 Pause it.

01:29:09.000 When he shows his teeth, never mind.

01:29:12.860 Watch right here.

01:29:14.740 Oh, he does.

01:29:18.260 What is that?

01:29:19.060 That's a demon, dude.

01:29:21.800 Wait, who has worse teeth, him or Chase?

01:29:25.960 I don't know, but I don't really care.

01:29:27.200 But this is just, this is terrible.

01:29:29.320 Everybody's like, yeah, that's cocaine.

01:29:30.640 Do you guys understand?

01:29:33.360 He was opening for Donald fucking Trump.

01:29:36.660 Do you know what that is?

01:29:37.420 Can someone put a Kirby Enthusiasm music to this?

01:29:39.780 It needs to be Kirby.

01:29:41.180 That's a submissive behavior.

01:29:43.680 Like his brain is in the animal state.

01:29:45.440 And when like the dogs show you their teeth, like that, like they're like, do y'all see

01:29:50.340 me submissive all the time?

01:29:51.820 Just because I'm smiling constantly?

01:29:53.740 Oh, yeah, probably.

01:29:54.820 Dude, it's also like Trump.

01:29:56.660 I think his whole thing was like, Trump, the whole thing was prepared.

01:30:00.480 So there was like no ad-libbing going on.

01:30:02.320 But Trump could have like ad, like he could have done something on that, right?

01:30:05.160 Like improvise on that.

01:30:06.060 He doesn't give a fuck about y'all.

01:30:07.360 Didn't even see it.

01:30:08.140 He doesn't give a shit.

01:30:09.520 Yeah, it's not newsworthy.

01:30:10.420 This is where you guys fucked up.

01:30:11.520 Like just, he should have been the guy.

01:30:13.980 You had Donald Trump there.

01:30:15.100 Ride his coattails.

01:30:16.520 Ride his coattails to 5%.

01:30:18.960 Hey, let's be honest.

01:30:20.740 Vivek, he only follows like 200 people.

01:30:22.600 I'm one of them.

01:30:23.540 I'm on the coattails.

01:30:24.800 Let's go.

01:30:25.420 Morbid knowledge only followed two people.

01:30:29.500 And I was the third one.

01:30:30.640 But they don't follow you anymore.

01:30:32.260 No, yeah, he did.

01:30:33.180 But he didn't message me and he was like, I totally didn't mean to do that.

01:30:36.600 Dude, you could have rode morbid knowledge's coattails all the way to the White House.

01:30:41.620 Cole, you fucked up.

01:30:46.180 We got more mailbag?

01:30:47.720 Yes, we do.

01:30:48.400 I'm sorry this episode's been more political than usual, but like, it was one of the craziest

01:30:54.960 things.

01:30:55.540 Like, it was newsworthy.

01:30:57.520 It was insane.

01:30:58.380 We always do this.

01:30:59.100 Whenever we have an event or something, we always like to have like a recap episode.

01:31:03.300 Yeah, but like, do you guys understand?

01:31:05.460 I know Top's just like acting like, oh, why would that even bother you?

01:31:08.660 Why wouldn't you just be like, this is hilarious?

01:31:10.720 Like, do you understand?

01:31:12.140 Like, I was actually trying to win the Vice President.

01:31:13.980 No, no, I honestly, you would be pissed.

01:31:15.880 No, you don't understand that.

01:31:17.060 I was trying to win the presidency, man.

01:31:19.160 No, no, no, because since you were trying to win, and Dave more so, he's also like being

01:31:23.320 like, I was behind this guy for months, almost a year now.

01:31:27.260 Dude, consider this.

01:31:28.380 Consider this.

01:31:29.340 Dave goes out there about 15 hours later and gives his endorsement speech, or his nomination

01:31:34.800 speech.

01:31:36.380 Brutal.

01:31:37.060 Brutal.

01:31:37.540 Like, I honestly, I like thought about it for like all morning, and I was like, should

01:31:43.120 I just call Dave and just be like, dude.

01:31:45.120 Don't do it.

01:31:45.540 Don't.

01:31:45.800 Don't, just don't even bother.

01:31:47.260 Dude, the whole thing was like a sitcom, dude.

01:31:49.360 It would be like, Dave, honestly, give it to Trump.

01:31:53.120 Just do it to Trump.

01:31:53.920 Do it for Trump.

01:31:54.380 Dude, how crazy would that have been if Dave Smith is up there to announce Rektonwald's

01:31:59.420 candidacy, and he just goes, I gotta tell you guys the truth.

01:32:03.720 Guys, guys, I just saw what y'all did, and I gotta be honest with you, Trump's better.

01:32:08.600 Every time I've seen him like talk about Rektonwald, I'm like, what do they have on you?

01:32:14.620 What does Michael Heiss know about you?

01:32:16.520 Because like, this is just so bad.

01:32:17.780 Like, you spend so much time, and your reputation's great, and then you're like, this?

01:32:23.000 Like, I'm barely paying attention to him.

01:32:24.740 Remember that?

01:32:25.660 Why?

01:32:26.160 Now that Michael Heiss has stepped down, did I ever tell y'all that he, or at least y'all

01:32:30.300 know, but I don't know about it.

01:32:30.880 That you had sex with him?

01:32:32.120 Yeah.

01:32:33.280 I knew it.

01:32:33.820 I'm surprised.

01:32:34.680 No, he got mad at Cole for going after LP Texas.

01:32:38.040 Yeah, tell my story.

01:32:40.920 Sorry.

01:32:41.680 Hey, hey, real quick, real quick.

01:32:43.480 The entire reason I lost was LP Texas.

01:32:46.900 It's a 60-fucking-plus delegate state, and like 55 of those motherfuckers went against

01:32:52.460 me.

01:32:52.960 They're all faggots.

01:32:53.860 Texas hates me.

01:32:55.680 They hate us.

01:32:56.600 It's crazy.

01:32:56.980 Texas sucks, dude.

01:32:57.940 They're fucking faggots, and I was, like, two years ago, I was like, just ragging on

01:33:02.560 them, and then he called me.

01:33:03.780 I hope all of LP Texas is watching this, and they realize that they made a huge mistake.

01:33:07.540 I am a fucking professional, and you fucked up big time.

01:33:10.320 I don't know why.

01:33:11.240 I don't know how he got my number, but he called my personal cell number.

01:33:14.500 Just called me.

01:33:15.320 He's like, and he was like, uh...

01:33:17.480 Not cool, man.

01:33:18.540 I've seen what you did on Twitter.

01:33:20.220 Not good.

01:33:20.700 He was like, yeah, I saw what you did on Twitter, and, like, please stop.

01:33:24.800 I think everyone here is...

01:33:25.800 He was like, LP Texas is very important, and right now they're going through, like, we're

01:33:29.180 trying to take over, and I was like, I don't give a fuck.

01:33:31.940 Everyone has got that call, Cole.

01:33:33.820 Everyone has got that call, and that's just...

01:33:35.320 Heis has called me a couple of times.

01:33:36.520 This is the specific problem with the Mises Caucus, and this is why you failed, and this is why

01:33:40.480 it's so funny.

01:33:41.500 You tried to think that there was any common ground with these people.

01:33:45.320 They are literal faggots and cops.

01:33:47.940 There is no common ground to be had with these people.

01:33:51.040 They are less than human.

01:33:52.700 Treat them as such.

01:33:53.420 They should have gotten them the fuck out of there.

01:33:55.800 They're like...

01:33:56.660 It's like a party of Disney adults, you know what I mean?

01:33:58.660 No, no.

01:33:59.060 They nominated the people that represented them.

01:34:01.540 Faggots and cops.

01:34:02.460 Like, they nominated what they would, like, represents them the best.

01:34:07.380 Not fucking anti...

01:34:08.880 You can't be associated...

01:34:11.020 This is like Nephilim death squad shit.

01:34:12.980 When you read the Bible, it's like, so the Jews went in here, and God was like, yo, go

01:34:16.600 destroy that land.

01:34:17.480 And they did.

01:34:18.400 And they kept on taking this land from the Nephilim and taking it back and taking it back.

01:34:21.780 And God's like, take all of this.

01:34:23.640 This is going to be Israel.

01:34:24.840 And they went like 80%, and they were like, we're good.

01:34:27.460 And then they just left Palestine.

01:34:28.180 And then they got conquered.

01:34:29.480 Then they got conquered again.

01:34:31.040 And then the Jews get put into slavery, or they're ancient Hebrews.

01:34:34.280 And they get mixed up and shit, because they don't listen.

01:34:36.880 Yo, when you take something, conquer it.

01:34:39.560 Take all of it.

01:34:40.780 Don't fucking play around with these people.

01:34:42.740 He said, don't leave a goat alive.

01:34:44.540 Take the goats out.

01:34:45.540 The kids, the women, the children, all this shit.

01:34:47.260 You sound like a ton like Netanyahu right now.

01:34:50.160 I'm just saying.

01:34:51.940 Netanyahu runs a great state.

01:34:53.640 Well, it's a horrible state, but it's a successful state.

01:34:56.260 It runs our state.

01:34:57.400 I'm telling you how to win.

01:34:58.620 They're killing it right now.

01:35:00.220 They're killing it.

01:35:01.020 Objectively, killing it.

01:35:03.140 And all those kids, too.

01:35:05.280 I think you mean them, not it.

01:35:07.660 He's killing them right now.

01:35:09.440 Oh, man.

01:35:10.160 That's great.

01:35:11.020 Have I ever told you about the Israelites?

01:35:15.160 The Israelites.

01:35:17.400 Oh, yeah.

01:35:18.040 I remember those guys.

01:35:20.120 Weren't they supposed to be God's chosen people?

01:35:23.480 That's what the Bible says.

01:35:25.500 Oh, I bet they always followed God's directions.

01:35:29.040 Oh, you'd think so, wouldn't you?

01:35:32.600 Do we?

01:35:33.740 They didn't quite follow through on genocide like they should have.

01:35:38.740 No, for real.

01:35:39.460 They were awful.

01:35:40.080 Every single thing.

01:35:41.320 He was like, don't do this.

01:35:42.340 Do this.

01:35:42.740 And they're like, we're going to do the opposite.

01:35:44.220 There you go.

01:35:44.600 I love that genocide God.

01:35:47.940 Like 80%.

01:35:48.900 All right.

01:35:49.940 Fuck, yeah.

01:35:50.540 You'd think so, wouldn't you?

01:35:53.500 Every step of the way, they didn't listen.

01:35:55.160 And now look at them with their fucking broken Legos on the floor.

01:35:57.860 And they're saying, what do we do, Daddy?

01:36:00.180 And I'm saying, take it back.

01:36:02.300 Call Trump.

01:36:04.340 Take the party back.

01:36:05.700 Give it straight to Trump and just abandon the entire thing.

01:36:07.760 Hey, you know what Trump would do?

01:36:08.820 He said, who the fuck is this?

01:36:10.060 Get off my fucking line and hang up.

01:36:12.100 Because he didn't give a fuck about it.

01:36:13.160 You guys realize that despite the fact that I do this show 17 votes away from being a vice

01:36:19.920 presidential candidate in the United States of America.

01:36:22.540 I just want you to really, really think about how good I have to be at everything else I do

01:36:27.520 to offset this.

01:36:29.040 That's fucking...

01:36:29.940 I don't care about the movement.

01:36:30.780 I just don't give a fuck about these people.

01:36:31.720 Like, I don't care about the cause.

01:36:35.360 I was only like a few hundred votes away from being a presidential candidate.

01:36:40.060 Shut up, Toad.

01:36:40.760 No, you weren't.

01:36:41.620 I think...

01:36:42.140 How funny would it have been if on the stage...

01:36:44.660 If on the stage when he was like, nominate me, I'll do it.

01:36:47.060 And if everybody cheered and then he just called you faggots.

01:36:50.000 He's like, I would never.

01:36:51.100 I came here for fucking no reason just to shit on you.

01:36:53.780 And you fell.

01:36:54.740 And that would be the most gangster shit ever.

01:36:57.280 Did you even like...

01:36:58.400 Were you even able to have a good time?

01:37:00.320 Or were you just like...

01:37:01.900 Were you able to have a beer?

01:37:04.280 Chill out?

01:37:05.280 Well, yeah.

01:37:05.660 After the vague debate, I went and I had a drink.

01:37:09.480 Because that was the first time I felt like the pressure was off.

01:37:11.380 Because I had been told that there was a very slim chance I might open for Trump tomorrow night.

01:37:17.040 And I was like, all right, I can have a beer tonight.

01:37:18.540 Because that's probably not going to happen.

01:37:20.020 That sounded like a total pipe dream.

01:37:21.340 I was like, there's no way that fucking happened.

01:37:22.740 So I go and have a couple drinks.

01:37:24.120 And I get to hang out with everybody.

01:37:25.420 And I had a great time.

01:37:26.580 But look, partying does not compare to the thrill of multiple standing ovations against Vivek Ramaswamy.

01:37:34.360 That was the greatest feeling of my life.

01:37:37.260 It's going to his head.

01:37:38.580 It's going to his head.

01:37:39.580 If I got standing ovations...

01:37:40.380 I'm just telling you the truth.

01:37:41.380 If I got a standing ovation from retards...

01:37:43.580 From libertarians.

01:37:45.340 If you got standing ovations at all times, you'd be thrilled.

01:37:47.720 Shut the fuck up.

01:37:48.220 No, I wouldn't.

01:37:48.980 It's like the quality of the people.

01:37:50.600 I'd be like, this is the worst.

01:37:52.540 You're doing the Rick Sanchez...

01:37:55.100 You know what would have been funny?

01:37:57.000 I would have liked...

01:37:58.220 I would have liked...

01:37:58.720 Even though I know Top would never do this.

01:38:01.280 He would be caught dead before he would do this.

01:38:02.980 But imagine if Top had been in that audience.

01:38:06.060 Do you think he would have just been like...

01:38:07.720 As soon as I hit that punchline and everyone flips out, he just goes,

01:38:10.720 Gay!

01:38:13.880 Stupid and gay!

01:38:14.900 This is fucking gay!

01:38:16.460 What would you have done, Top?

01:38:17.380 I want to know.

01:38:18.100 We would have already...

01:38:19.420 It would have been just like Tom was 2000.

01:38:21.260 We're drinking.

01:38:22.100 And then be like, hey guys, we're going to go out there because this sucks.

01:38:24.820 We would have been in the lobby.

01:38:27.040 I think Clint just had a moment.

01:38:30.400 Clint would have been on the mic.

01:38:31.480 Excuse me, people.

01:38:32.540 Please keep it down.

01:38:33.760 We're trying to do official business up here.

01:38:35.780 Hey, I was in Tom was 2000 watching the show.

01:38:41.420 Yeah, he didn't leave.

01:38:42.280 He's such a dumbass.

01:38:44.960 That's the way to do it.

01:38:45.760 Just don't be a delegate.

01:38:47.380 Just go drink beers.

01:38:49.320 Listen to a Trump speech.

01:38:50.460 Dude, I was a delegate in Reno two years ago.

01:38:53.880 That shit sucks.

01:38:55.300 It's so boring, bro.

01:38:56.400 I was both times.

01:38:58.260 You live for that, Toad.

01:39:00.660 What is up with Toad?

01:39:02.340 He's like, fuck this party.

01:39:03.780 Fuck this movement.

01:39:04.500 Fuck these people.

01:39:05.320 I'm a delegate fucking three years ago.

01:39:06.920 I'm a presidential candidate.

01:39:09.640 I'm a lifelong member.

01:39:11.660 Which of your actions are true?

01:39:15.340 Because I don't fucking know at this point.

01:39:16.960 I don't know.

01:39:18.200 He does this thing where he undermines everything he does.

01:39:21.800 That way he doesn't actually have to take any credit or fault for it.

01:39:25.540 Are you staying in the Libertarian Party just because you want to skip the pussy forever?

01:39:30.120 Is that what you're attempting to do?

01:39:31.020 No, because he's already paid for it.

01:39:32.260 It's sunk cost.

01:39:33.080 He has a lifelong membership.

01:39:35.920 That's exactly why.

01:39:36.080 No, he tweeted out that he renounced it, so it's over.

01:39:39.020 I don't think he even can renounce it.

01:39:41.200 I'm kidding.

01:39:41.800 I'm kidding.

01:39:42.260 That'd be really funny.

01:39:43.180 I renounced it, but yeah.

01:39:44.640 Because I've paid the money.

01:39:45.820 It's like he declared bankruptcy by just like, I declare it.

01:39:49.320 No, so because I've paid the money, I have to do it and continue torturing myself.

01:39:55.020 I have a lifetime membership to the torture factory.

01:39:59.160 I have to keep doing it.

01:40:00.040 I realize that no matter what we do in this show, it's always going to be rooted in Libertarian politics.

01:40:06.380 Part of that is not true.

01:40:08.120 It's very true.

01:40:08.980 Toe will never let it go.

01:40:09.820 Bro, we did fucking like 80 episodes in a row that we didn't talk about Liberty shows.

01:40:14.280 Here we are.

01:40:14.780 Here we are.

01:40:15.800 And here we are.

01:40:16.880 So we do one and now the 80 that I did.

01:40:19.400 Come on.

01:40:20.160 I literally said in my speech to do what we're doing here, move culture and don't be explicitly political about it.

01:40:26.760 That was my speech.

01:40:27.500 You heard it.

01:40:30.200 That's what we do on Targeting, you said.

01:40:32.440 All right.

01:40:33.220 Last mailbag.

01:40:34.720 Yeah, mailbag.

01:40:35.160 All right.

01:40:35.540 This is from Rich.

01:40:37.700 Rich 333 asks, would you rather take vigorous queefs to the face repeatedly from an obese hooker who's been getting gum dumped all day in the summer?

01:40:47.620 Oh, my God.

01:40:48.720 This is very descriptive.

01:40:50.200 Or have a severely sick homeless crackhead with open sores make you a five-course meal with his unwashed bare hands that you have to eat.

01:41:00.000 I'm going queefs.

01:41:02.320 I'm going queefs.

01:41:04.320 A crackhead maybe?

01:41:05.840 I'm going summertime fat bitch queefs.

01:41:08.060 Come drench queefs.

01:41:09.120 Well, wait a minute.

01:41:09.600 Is the meal cooked so it cooks away the bacteria?

01:41:13.160 No, it's a salad.

01:41:14.260 He's tossing a salad.

01:41:15.740 Oh.

01:41:17.060 Yeah, because it's a five-course meal.

01:41:19.180 So part of a five-course meal is a salad.

01:41:21.280 Yep.

01:41:21.640 You have to eat all of it.

01:41:22.520 Yeah, but if someone's queefing vigorously, you're going to get, like, some wet – you're going to get some –

01:41:27.820 Yeah, you're going to get the fart jelly from – you're getting cum jelly.

01:41:32.060 You're getting cum jelly in your face.

01:41:34.120 I'm going to do the queefs.

01:41:35.440 Go back to LV.

01:41:37.640 I'm going to do the queefs because, like, how long do the queefs last?

01:41:41.240 It doesn't really say.

01:41:42.000 It can't last that long.

01:41:42.580 They're vigorous, you idiot.

01:41:44.160 They're incredibly vigorous.

01:41:45.320 Do you not understand?

01:41:48.500 Queefs can go a long time.

01:41:49.860 Have you not seen – I've seen videos.

01:41:50.840 Like, man, you really are a virgin if you've never had vigorous queefing in your face.

01:41:54.580 Technically, if a woman has a strong enough vagina and good enough technique, she can queef, like, on an infinite loop because she can just be, like, taking an air.

01:42:02.120 Wait, you've actually been queefed in the face?

01:42:03.140 I don't think I've ever had that.

01:42:04.360 Oh, every heterosexual man has.

01:42:06.520 So you'd have to, like, and then put your face to it.

01:42:09.100 Like, I don't – I've never –

01:42:10.140 Every heterosexual man has had queefs in their face.

01:42:12.820 You're a fucking – you're gay.

01:42:13.880 It's okay.

01:42:14.300 Yeah, a queef stays in there sometimes.

01:42:15.940 Sometimes it's just in there, and then she'll move a little in a certain way, and then it comes out.

01:42:19.180 I see the pussy, and it's, like, this, like, volcano that's going to, like, rub with queefage.

01:42:26.140 So I look at it, and I'm like, I can't deal with that, man.

01:42:28.520 I was 17 votes away from being the vice president of Canada for the presidency of the United States of America.

01:42:32.740 It might erupt.

01:42:34.120 Women in the chat, women in the chat, can you feel the queef?

01:42:37.480 Skip it.

01:42:37.900 Like, not when it comes out, when it's stuck in there.

01:42:40.260 Like, when Tom says, like, when it's stuck, they can feel it.

01:42:42.780 But I don't think you'd have to worry about that, Toad, because I don't think your dick would be able to, like, push the air in.

01:42:47.540 I think you're good, like, as far as that goes.

01:42:50.860 You guys know what I'm talking about?

01:42:51.920 Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

01:42:52.640 I don't know.

01:42:52.920 You said my dick could –

01:42:54.320 He's just not really forcing it.

01:42:56.300 Do you think that – do you think his dick could reach the queef pocket?

01:43:00.700 That's the question.

01:43:02.600 Elusive queef pocket?

01:43:04.080 Yeah.

01:43:05.040 It's past the G spot, so, like, I don't think he could get there.

01:43:07.340 Yeah.

01:43:07.880 It's a certain angle.

01:43:08.920 It's a certain angle, too.

01:43:09.840 Oh, dude, the A spot is past the G spot, and I can hit that.

01:43:13.140 17 reasons why.

01:43:15.380 Yo, 17 reasons why, and it's just, like, our best bits?

01:43:20.280 Dude, it's a combination of the amount of –

01:43:22.740 There are women in the chat.

01:43:24.140 We have a very –

01:43:24.860 The amount of votes that Clint lost by and my suicidal tendencies all coming together.

01:43:29.520 So I asked that question to the heist and that other bold faggot.

01:43:32.900 I said, do you think that Clint's role in Tower Gang –

01:43:37.100 Oh, yeah.

01:43:38.460 In the ruckus comedy that is Tower Gang affected his ability to win, and no answer.

01:43:44.940 Oh, boy.

01:43:45.560 Oh, boy, does that, like –

01:43:46.460 The bald, thought-out answer?

01:43:47.700 The bald guy?

01:43:49.040 Oh, yeah.

01:43:49.460 He said something.

01:43:50.740 I was like, yo, like, I was a joke.

01:43:52.420 You mean, dude, for no fucking reason.

01:43:54.860 No, you said, hey, man, I was just kidding.

01:43:58.080 I would never give a fuck what you have to say or something like that.

01:44:02.080 Like, never.

01:44:03.940 Like, never.

01:44:04.500 To be fair.

01:44:05.760 Like, literally, never.

01:44:07.820 To be fair, Jose, he did lie about Clint.

01:44:10.700 Like, he did sell an obvious lie.

01:44:12.800 And then doubled down on it when Clint was like, no, I went to multiple –

01:44:16.140 I think I started that, though.

01:44:18.060 No, no, yo, yo.

01:44:18.880 This is the best part.

01:44:20.080 So I've done – I actually was too conservative.

01:44:22.560 I said I had done 10 events over the past two years.

01:44:24.300 I've done at least 15.

01:44:25.420 So I correct him, right?

01:44:28.380 And then he goes, it's not the same because you go there as a famous or whatever – influencer,

01:44:37.800 whatever the fuck he called me.

01:44:39.120 And I was like, wait, wait, wait.

01:44:40.560 So because people want to see me, it doesn't count?

01:44:44.320 Like, that's now the metric for libertarian success is, like, how many places you go where

01:44:49.480 people don't want you to be?

01:44:52.720 That is crazy, dude.

01:44:54.200 I mean, I guess making the point that you're not coming out of pocket or out of your own –

01:44:57.600 like, that you're actually benefiting.

01:44:59.080 That's not what he said, though.

01:45:00.320 That's a pathetic way to look at it, though, I think.

01:45:02.260 That's not what he said, though.

01:45:03.420 He didn't say that.

01:45:04.020 By the way, for the mailbag, it's either, like, do you want some sort of disease or do

01:45:11.640 you just want –

01:45:13.220 No, dude, I want vigorous queeps, 100%.

01:45:15.560 Both are disease vectors in my opinion.

01:45:17.740 I don't think you can – you can not get a disease from a queef.

01:45:20.820 I mean, well, if it's vigorous enough to fucking launch a load in your face –

01:45:24.920 I don't know, man.

01:45:25.460 It could be airborne.

01:45:26.540 It's an airborne disease.

01:45:28.180 You can get pinkeye for sure from, like –

01:45:30.340 Okay, you can get pinkeye, but you're not getting –

01:45:32.660 Dude, a crackhead with open sores is, like, for sure you're getting a disease.

01:45:36.760 Vigorous queefs, there's, like, a 4% chance.

01:45:39.300 You're going queefs.

01:45:40.480 Queefs all day.

01:45:41.380 Here's the thing, though.

01:45:42.200 If you get this shit directly into your eye, that's one thing.

01:45:44.980 Like, if this guy has, like, open weeping sores, he prepares your food,

01:45:48.000 and you eat it, you still have, like, a line of defense with the asses in your stomach

01:45:52.320 and all that shit.

01:45:52.920 It might make you sick, but, like, there's something to defend you.

01:45:55.580 Open eyeball with juices coming in, you're getting that, 100%, like, whatever it is.

01:46:00.400 Close your eyes.

01:46:01.620 You might lose your eye.

01:46:03.620 Just close your eyes.

01:46:04.500 So you're going crackhead, open wounds, five-course meal.

01:46:08.900 I think so.

01:46:10.100 Okay, yeah.

01:46:10.920 I'm torn.

01:46:11.840 Would you smoke crack with them during it?

01:46:13.740 Just be like, fuck it, man.

01:46:14.940 I'm already getting it.

01:46:15.380 Well, I mean, when you're in Rome.

01:46:17.540 When in Rome.

01:46:18.300 This is Rome.

01:46:20.400 Welcome to Rome.

01:46:22.500 The crackhead's name is Rome, and he's just like a –

01:46:26.640 Yeah, yeah.

01:46:27.180 It's one of the courses.

01:46:29.560 It's actually –

01:46:30.020 Oh, here's the twist.

01:46:32.220 All the cum that's inside the hooker is from Rome.

01:46:35.240 It's from Rome.

01:46:36.040 Yeah, it's from the crackhead.

01:46:37.360 Honestly, either way, you're getting AIDS.

01:46:39.600 Like, it doesn't matter.

01:46:40.480 What is that crackhead serving you?

01:46:42.300 What's on the menu?

01:46:44.520 Babyback ribs.

01:46:46.080 Oh, by the way, I want to put it –

01:46:47.940 I want to also just to say –

01:46:49.600 I might change my mind, then.

01:46:50.840 He's a very good –

01:46:51.660 Let's just say he's a very –

01:46:52.600 Babyback ribs, eggs benedict.

01:46:54.580 He was a former Michelin star chef that got into, like, smoking crack.

01:46:58.580 And so he just, like, he fell out.

01:46:59.500 Oh, so Anthony Bourdain.

01:47:00.640 I feel like it implies good food.

01:47:02.520 Then I am going with it.

01:47:03.380 You can have a five-course meal and have bad food with it.

01:47:06.040 But I feel like just saying that implies that it's good food.

01:47:09.220 Because who's like, I got a five –

01:47:10.200 If you say, I got a five-course meal, you're not saying –

01:47:12.820 Dude, I've had a five-course meal from Taco Bell.

01:47:15.060 It's bullshit.

01:47:15.740 Yeah, you can get a five-course meal from Texas Roadhouse.

01:47:21.120 That's fucking good.

01:47:22.080 I would want that.

01:47:23.040 Come on.

01:47:23.320 I feel like if you say five-course meal to anyone, you're implying it's good.

01:47:26.020 Unless you say otherwise.

01:47:27.180 Look, I'm just being obstinate for the humorous aspect.

01:47:29.520 Of course you're right.

01:47:30.720 It's very possible that he cooks good.

01:47:32.840 It doesn't have to be like a Michelin chef.

01:47:34.340 Like, a lot of black people cook good.

01:47:35.780 They know how to barbecue.

01:47:36.820 So if he's doing barbecue –

01:47:38.000 Dude, he cooked up that rock.

01:47:39.020 He knows how to cook.

01:47:40.160 Yeah.

01:47:41.080 I'm saying it might –

01:47:41.920 Black people cook a motherfucker.

01:47:43.300 It might be good.

01:47:44.280 It might be good.

01:47:44.860 It just might make you a little sick, but it might be good.

01:47:47.120 Whereas the other shit is just disgusting.

01:47:48.340 Starbucks uses gay semen in their coffee to make it taste good.

01:47:54.460 Where did that come from?

01:47:55.800 Gays tend to love each other's semen.

01:47:59.040 I love this guy.

01:47:59.540 And it flavors up the coffee.

01:48:01.480 They like the taste of it.

01:48:02.700 There's no doubt about that.

01:48:04.140 How do you know that it flavors the coffee?

01:48:06.780 Well, because that's what it does.

01:48:08.020 At what point are they collecting the semen?

01:48:11.560 When are they inserting it in my drink?

01:48:13.840 Oh, it's already in the process.

01:48:15.220 It's already in the pipeline.

01:48:16.240 And by the way, Starbucks has already –

01:48:19.240 have just introduced a flat white drink, latte or mocha.

01:48:24.520 I'm not sure which it is.

01:48:25.840 That's a cover for semen, right?

01:48:28.080 It is eerily –

01:48:30.460 it is as if they're almost mocking me.

01:48:33.000 Like they're saying,

01:48:34.300 nah, ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:48:35.820 We'll show you that we're doing it.

01:48:37.760 And the stupid Starbucks audience of patronage

01:48:41.440 doesn't have enough sense to believe you, Manning.

01:48:43.800 We'll actually put it –

01:48:44.840 we'll hide it in plain sight.

01:48:47.480 This guy –

01:48:48.220 that guy's a fucking gem.

01:48:49.300 I got to get him on Nephilim Death Squad.

01:48:50.580 He's the dude that said George Bush had like a thousand men masturbate on him.

01:48:54.720 He's like –

01:48:55.320 I believe it.

01:48:56.400 He might have been right about that one.

01:48:58.500 He might be right about Starbucks.

01:49:00.620 Who knows?

01:49:00.900 He's right about Starbucks.

01:49:01.900 That happened right across the street from where Toad went to college.

01:49:05.060 No doubt.

01:49:07.100 I don't know why he just said that.

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01:49:29.940 But you should not use it for that because your life is precious,

01:49:32.520 and we would never advocate self-harm on this program.

01:49:34.860 If you work at Starbucks, instead of putting semen in people's coffee,

01:49:37.820 putting the dough-shave razors in those people's coffee.

01:49:39.740 I'm going to go a completely different direction with this.

01:49:41.980 I don't know how many razors we've sold for this guy.

01:49:44.160 If you have another company that you want to advertise on this show with,

01:49:49.400 DM – you know what?

01:49:50.860 DM Toad because it's just the most irresponsible way to go about it.

01:49:54.180 But DM Toad, we'll run your ad.

01:49:56.200 We'll give you a great price.

01:49:58.020 Like this guy, I don't even know.

01:49:59.020 What does he pay us?

01:49:59.700 He pays you in what, Toad?

01:50:01.080 I think it's like 25 cents a minute.

01:50:06.200 He endorsed Toad.

01:50:07.440 That's basically what happened here.

01:50:08.680 He just pays Lainey directly for him to make edits.

01:50:13.020 I think it's 50 bucks a month, I think.

01:50:15.100 I just want to be very clear.

01:50:16.080 I've been doing this show for three years, still haven't received a penny.

01:50:18.160 This is fucking unbelievable.

01:50:19.740 I do these ad reads every week.

01:50:21.220 And I lost my 17 votes because of this show.

01:50:24.620 Exactly.

01:50:25.400 Literally, my political career was ended because of this show,

01:50:28.320 and I am losing money while doing it.

01:50:29.940 It's taking money away from me.

01:50:31.260 I could be doing vastly more different things.

01:50:35.320 This is no bullshit.

01:50:36.720 Instead of doing this show,

01:50:37.620 I could be tweeting and making money.

01:50:40.260 You really could.

01:50:41.660 Why don't you tweet this show out, Clint?

01:50:44.340 Look, in the upper right-hand corner, edit right there.

01:50:47.000 Put it to your fucking Twitter.

01:50:48.480 You have no presidential hopes.

01:50:50.200 Yeah, you're out now.

01:50:51.260 What are you?

01:50:52.900 That's a fair point.

01:50:53.940 That's a fair point.

01:50:54.640 I may just go full Nazi after this.

01:50:56.440 That's a good point.

01:50:56.640 You just put eyes on the show.

01:50:58.620 You're going to get engagement for your shit, thousands of people.

01:51:01.480 Might as well.

01:51:02.740 Might as well, Clint.

01:51:03.880 Yeah, well, you know,

01:51:04.640 see, if I would ever actually get some sort of contractual agreement

01:51:08.260 where I might get a percentage of this money that we continue to make

01:51:10.940 that I've never seen a penny of, I'd consider doing it.

01:51:12.660 But I'm still, still,

01:51:14.020 I don't like increasing the funds that come into this operation

01:51:17.620 given that they all just go into Toad's fucking sports losses.

01:51:21.300 I've been saying this for a really long time.

01:51:22.980 We need to fix that.

01:51:24.260 Like, no joke.

01:51:24.860 Every time we go live.

01:51:26.040 We live, Joe Rogan.

01:51:27.140 Joe Rogan.

01:51:28.320 Joe Rogan.

01:51:29.420 Every single time.

01:51:30.700 The show funds.

01:51:31.620 Are people under you also tagging Joe Rogan?

01:51:34.380 Probably.

01:51:35.600 Yeah, they are.

01:51:36.580 Yeah, they're tagging Joe Rogan.

01:51:39.040 Yes.

01:51:40.140 They didn't retweet that.

01:51:41.480 How many times,

01:51:42.720 how many,

01:51:43.280 do you think there's a chance

01:51:44.560 that he just goes,

01:51:45.760 he sees it and he goes,

01:51:46.460 what the fuck?

01:51:47.000 And he just,

01:51:47.560 like,

01:51:47.820 or with y'all that have over 30,000

01:51:50.700 or like Clint with over 100,000.

01:51:52.700 Do y'all just not even look at the all notification

01:51:56.040 and y'all just go right to verified?

01:51:57.960 Or do y'all even look at notifications anymore?

01:52:00.060 I go to mentions.

01:52:01.160 It's too much.

01:52:01.420 Yeah, I'll go days without looking at mine

01:52:03.160 because I just can't.

01:52:04.400 There's so many.

01:52:05.560 Rogan probably just doesn't even look at notifications at all.

01:52:08.220 No, he doesn't.

01:52:08.960 Tim Pool doesn't.

01:52:11.040 Rogan doesn't.

01:52:11.560 Yeah, you can't.

01:52:11.940 You can't after a certain point.

01:52:13.580 It's just like,

01:52:14.880 yeah.

01:52:15.280 Even Josie,

01:52:16.060 she's just got her shit to,

01:52:17.660 like, people she follows.

01:52:18.960 So she sees people that she,

01:52:20.700 wants to.

01:52:21.760 It's kind of depressing.

01:52:22.800 You get put in like an ivory tower.

01:52:24.920 See, that's what Craig did.

01:52:25.580 You know what?

01:52:25.980 I bet,

01:52:26.640 I bet,

01:52:27.420 Rogan has on the follow only,

01:52:30.500 which he follows Clint.

01:52:31.860 So he would definitely,

01:52:32.700 if Clint tweeted out and tagged him,

01:52:35.940 he would definitely see it.

01:52:37.740 Yeah, well,

01:52:38.380 see,

01:52:38.720 I'm not going to tag him for this show.

01:52:40.900 No balls.

01:52:41.740 No balls.

01:52:42.060 That's what I'm saying.

01:52:43.220 It's not balls.

01:52:44.220 The risk reward is absurd.

01:52:45.520 It's like,

01:52:45.960 what do you mean?

01:52:47.320 There's no reward.

01:52:48.740 There's always a reward.

01:52:49.960 There's no reward.

01:52:51.180 Joe Rogan sees this,

01:52:52.180 he goes,

01:52:52.480 this is like,

01:52:53.420 this is like,

01:52:55.040 you know,

01:52:55.420 it's,

01:52:55.760 yeah,

01:52:55.940 sure,

01:52:56.120 it's twice as good as Legion of Skanks,

01:52:57.520 but when's the last time he had Luis J Gomez on?

01:52:59.940 Yeah.

01:53:00.420 Like,

01:53:00.780 like,

01:53:00.860 like two months ago.

01:53:02.100 Like two months ago.

01:53:04.100 I didn't even know.

01:53:05.020 I'm just fucking around.

01:53:05.720 I was just talking shit for fun.

01:53:07.960 That is true.

01:53:08.620 And that's like,

01:53:09.040 but it's a very like make or break.

01:53:10.360 It's like,

01:53:10.560 here I am.

01:53:11.720 Here,

01:53:11.980 see me.

01:53:13.040 Yeah,

01:53:13.180 see me.

01:53:13.660 I'm like,

01:53:14.060 fuck it.

01:53:14.780 Would you,

01:53:15.200 would you,

01:53:15.620 you know,

01:53:18.040 every week I DM the StreamYard link to him and I just go,

01:53:20.980 hey,

01:53:21.540 you're welcome to join if you'd like.

01:53:24.280 At some point,

01:53:25.340 if you,

01:53:26.020 let's,

01:53:26.580 let's say,

01:53:27.460 let's say flip it.

01:53:29.540 Yo,

01:53:29.800 yo,

01:53:30.000 I saw you,

01:53:30.520 I saw you just beating the shit out of that,

01:53:32.140 that,

01:53:32.400 that kick,

01:53:33.380 you know,

01:53:33.600 with your kicks on the bag and you're looking fucking good,

01:53:36.240 brother.

01:53:36.700 You're just like sending that in the,

01:53:38.060 out of the blue.

01:53:38.940 Do you think you would ever,

01:53:40.700 if,

01:53:41.200 if you followed a guy that you like,

01:53:43.000 you just follow him for whatever.

01:53:44.920 And he,

01:53:45.600 apparently he does another show and he did send you StreamYard links like every week and just said like,

01:53:51.780 just hop on if you want.

01:53:52.560 I would probably do it at some point.

01:53:53.620 Would you,

01:53:53.880 at some point,

01:53:54.480 would you just go like,

01:53:55.840 and it looks like,

01:53:56.380 but you're,

01:53:56.900 you're Rogan size,

01:53:58.140 millions of followers.

01:53:59.280 Right.

01:53:59.580 We just,

01:53:59.960 at some point you go,

01:54:01.280 fuck it.

01:54:01.940 Just see what happens.

01:54:04.060 I don't know.

01:54:04.820 I don't know why famous people don't do shit like that all the time.

01:54:07.160 Just like,

01:54:07.720 just raid a fucking,

01:54:09.320 just like,

01:54:09.720 like raid better off dead and just have Joe Rogan on.

01:54:13.760 It'd be so dope.

01:54:15.040 In his DM,

01:54:15.860 send me the StreamYard.

01:54:18.460 Joe Rogan,

01:54:19.140 if you're watching right now,

01:54:20.280 reach out to me.

01:54:21.080 I'll get you Toad's fucking StreamYard.

01:54:22.700 We'll,

01:54:22.860 we'll make it happen.

01:54:23.640 I,

01:54:23.780 I,

01:54:24.080 I think that would be actually,

01:54:25.360 I'm not your fucking monkey.

01:54:26.220 Yeah,

01:54:26.480 yeah.

01:54:28.720 No,

01:54:29.160 thanks.

01:54:30.020 Legitimately,

01:54:30.460 because if I was,

01:54:31.140 and I,

01:54:31.420 I think they do,

01:54:32.080 they do this on Twitch where they'll do like raids,

01:54:33.840 like where big streamers will do raids on little streamers and just have people go in there.

01:54:37.440 Dr.

01:54:37.840 Drew raids best political show with Luke and I like once a week.

01:54:42.740 It's crazy.

01:54:43.680 Yes.

01:54:43.940 And like,

01:54:44.400 he just,

01:54:44.660 he just dumps his audience on us and every,

01:54:46.820 yo,

01:54:47.060 yo,

01:54:47.360 check this out.

01:54:48.020 This is a really great bit.

01:54:48.940 I know you guys don't watch my show because you're not supportive Kings at all,

01:54:51.060 but every time,

01:54:52.680 every time Dr.

01:54:53.600 Drew raids our stream,

01:54:54.580 we're supportive of you,

01:54:55.360 not Luke.

01:54:55.880 Okay.

01:54:56.060 Right.

01:54:56.240 Every time he raids our stream,

01:54:57.560 I go into a monologue about how fucking hot he is.

01:55:01.700 So I know that he's,

01:55:03.020 he's a hot old dude.

01:55:03.840 I know that he's hearing it.

01:55:04.860 And it's so funny because I met him in South Dakota,

01:55:06.960 uh,

01:55:07.720 when I first traveled over to Florida and,

01:55:10.800 uh,

01:55:11.220 and like the fact that I've met this dude and I'm,

01:55:13.780 and every time I just describe how incredibly beautiful he is for like a 70 year old man

01:55:17.820 and how,

01:55:18.460 uh,

01:55:18.780 how his wife went on your mom's house and talked about his,

01:55:21.700 you know,

01:55:22.000 sexual prowess and just how he's just so hung and fucking great in bed.

01:55:25.680 And I do this every day,

01:55:26.960 right?

01:55:27.520 Yeah.

01:55:27.700 She blows him every day.

01:55:28.780 Every day.

01:55:29.360 Nuts.

01:55:30.140 Dude.

01:55:31.100 Nuts too.

01:55:32.000 Dick and nuts.

01:55:32.920 Yeah.

01:55:33.180 She's swallows it all.

01:55:35.140 She has to be so good at sucking dick too.

01:55:37.220 If you're sucking dick every day,

01:55:38.920 think about what you do every day.

01:55:39.940 That's,

01:55:40.220 that's prod,

01:55:40.960 prodigy level at that point.

01:55:42.580 I mean,

01:55:42.800 it's of an old man.

01:55:45.800 Yeah.

01:55:46.600 Wait,

01:55:47.020 what?

01:55:47.720 Did you just call Dr.

01:55:48.820 Drew an old man?

01:55:49.640 You think,

01:55:50.120 you think Dr.

01:55:50.780 Drew's wife can make you,

01:55:51.700 come from a blow job?

01:55:53.680 No,

01:55:54.780 no,

01:55:55.120 no.

01:55:55.320 Cole,

01:55:55.520 you're an idiot.

01:55:56.040 Wow.

01:55:56.400 I don't think,

01:55:56.800 I don't think it's,

01:55:57.840 I legitimately don't think it's possible.

01:55:59.160 Dude,

01:55:59.420 you'd bust,

01:56:00.160 you'd bust in three seconds.

01:56:01.400 You're a liar and an idiot.

01:56:02.220 It might be Cole's problem,

01:56:02.800 man.

01:56:03.100 Three seconds,

01:56:03.760 no,

01:56:04.240 not a fucking chance.

01:56:05.520 You get a pro on that?

01:56:05.960 Dude,

01:56:06.200 she blows Dr.

01:56:07.300 Drew to completion every day.

01:56:09.220 You would die.

01:56:10.140 She would suck your dick right off your body.

01:56:11.500 You're not prepared.

01:56:13.080 She has a hundred thousand hours of giving head to her.

01:56:14.900 You would nut so fucking quick.

01:56:16.160 When,

01:56:16.320 when Dr.

01:56:17.820 Drew comes,

01:56:18.480 does he yell that Dr.

01:56:19.640 Blue?

01:56:21.700 Have a good night guys.

01:56:23.600 Thank you for watching.

01:56:24.660 We will see you next week.

01:56:25.540 I'm going to be with Top next week and it's going to be great.

01:56:28.160 Me and Top are going to be together.

01:56:29.280 So we'll probably do a show.

01:56:30.920 I don't know what we're going to do.

01:56:31.660 We'll do some Nephilim death squad.

01:56:33.100 I think,

01:56:33.360 yeah,

01:56:33.500 next Wednesday we'll probably do it live.

01:56:35.300 You'll probably be sitting here.

01:56:36.320 It'll be a,

01:56:36.780 I'll figure out a setup,

01:56:37.640 but we'll make it look exactly the same,

01:56:39.260 but in the same room.

01:56:40.720 Yeah.

01:56:41.120 Do I need to bring my,

01:56:41.720 should I bring my,

01:56:42.500 did you just say Top's mom over fucking Dr.

01:56:44.720 Drew's wife?

01:56:45.180 That's fucked up.

01:56:46.020 Yeah.

01:56:46.680 Jameson.

01:56:46.900 Thank you.

01:56:47.240 I appreciate that.

01:56:48.000 I don't like Top with the sunglasses.

01:56:54.160 It's like,

01:56:54.540 it put him into like,

01:56:55.520 he's too cool for the show mode.

01:56:56.960 I am too cool for you.

01:56:58.180 You guys just came from the Libertarian Party convention.

01:57:00.880 Look at me.

01:57:01.600 That's true.

01:57:02.460 Fuck you guys.

01:57:03.600 All right,

01:57:03.800 you win.

01:57:04.600 And you brought back zero clout with you.

01:57:06.660 Zero clout.

01:57:07.740 Literally gave it all up.

01:57:08.620 To Mike Dermatt.

01:57:09.600 I know.

01:57:09.940 To Mike Dermatt.

01:57:10.780 You kissed Mike Dermatt's ring.

01:57:12.560 It was,

01:57:12.960 it's so small probably.

01:57:14.640 It's like a fool.

01:57:15.960 Like a tenth of a carrot.

01:57:17.040 See you guys.

01:57:18.340 What can I say,

01:57:19.060 man?

01:57:19.520 I'm a little bit next week.

01:57:21.020 Bye.

01:57:21.100 Check me out on German TV tomorrow.

01:57:26.860 Oh boy.

01:57:28.600 I'm the producer,

01:57:29.680 Tyler Yonke.

01:57:30.560 I pull buttons,

01:57:31.800 push levers,

01:57:32.500 do all that kind of stuff.

01:57:33.980 I'll chase Oliver.

01:57:34.920 He is the tower gangster of the week.

01:57:38.460 You be just,

01:57:38.860 you know the why he,

01:57:40.040 he,

01:57:40.220 he does all the stuff.

01:57:41.220 So I did a show about Nick Ricada.

01:57:43.380 Go check that out.

01:57:44.260 LPR on rumble.

01:57:46.000 Find us over there.

01:57:47.840 Telegram,

01:57:48.340 our pre-show.

01:57:49.400 We recorded it.

01:57:50.400 It's,

01:57:50.760 it's a little spicy.

01:57:52.180 You go to locals.com,

01:57:53.840 sign up and you're over in our telegram over there.

01:57:56.300 Uh,

01:57:56.540 we have a few things on,

01:57:58.280 uh,

01:57:58.700 Spotify.

01:57:59.780 Fantastic episode.

01:58:00.700 If Toad can match the boys with this energy,

01:58:02.640 every episode would be a banger.

01:58:04.540 So good to have you back.

01:58:05.700 RIP Jose.

01:58:07.140 Don't really show what that is.

01:58:08.340 At least you don't wear white.

01:58:09.600 Killed me.

01:58:10.140 Love y'all.

01:58:10.800 MFs.

01:58:12.060 Uh,

01:58:12.560 hilarious.

01:58:13.220 That's the kind of title that gets a nigga blood flowing.

01:58:16.580 All right.

01:58:16.940 Thanks for that.

01:58:17.840 Toad.

01:58:18.280 He was on Kelly Patrick show.

01:58:19.980 He hasn't done anything since.

01:58:21.160 Go watch that.

01:58:23.000 Cole.

01:58:23.620 Cole.

01:58:24.020 Find a show.

01:58:24.900 Uh,

01:58:25.240 Nephilim death squad.

01:58:26.140 I know there's an old one,

01:58:27.040 but I'm a little behind.

01:58:28.420 And I did check out the Dune show from no way.

01:58:31.000 Jose.

01:58:31.320 If you guys like nerdy stuff,

01:58:32.740 check that out.

01:58:33.720 Best political show.

01:58:35.260 And no way.

01:58:36.680 Uh,

01:58:36.960 no Liberty lockdown with Clint.

01:58:38.760 I need to check out his one that he talked about tonight.

01:58:41.560 Top lobster.com for all your merch next week.

01:58:45.280 Wrecked and Walt.

01:58:46.000 It's the tower power.

01:58:47.320 Our slut.

01:58:48.220 The tower power.

01:58:49.180 Our bitch.

01:58:49.840 No way.

01:58:50.360 Jose.

01:58:51.300 Liberty lockdown.

01:58:52.540 The tower power.

01:58:53.500 Clint.

01:58:53.900 Bitch.

01:58:55.000 Reed.

01:58:57.640 Cole.

01:58:59.300 Top lobster.

01:59:00.520 And toad.

01:59:01.780 Tower gang.

01:59:02.460 Tower gang.

01:59:02.980 Tower gang.

01:59:03.460 Tower gang.

01:59:04.260 Tower gang.

01:59:05.020 Tower gang.

01:59:05.500 Tower gang.

01:59:05.920 Tower gang.

01:59:06.360 Liberty lock is truth say.

01:59:07.900 Same with lobster.

01:59:09.000 Cole and Jose.

01:59:10.480 Toad is sick.

01:59:11.320 No way.

01:59:11.840 Jose.

01:59:12.360 The tower power.

01:59:13.420 Our slut.

01:59:13.980 They made Dave spit all his.

01:59:15.500 Tower gang.

01:59:16.000 Tower gang.

01:59:16.500 Tower gang.

01:59:16.980 Tower gang.

01:59:17.980 Tower gang.

01:59:18.580 Tower gang.

01:59:19.040 Tower gang.

01:59:19.620 Tower gang.

01:59:19.940 Tower gang.

01:59:20.460 Tower gang.

01:59:20.960 Tower gang.

01:59:21.340 Tower gang.

01:59:21.960 They speak courage.

01:59:22.980 You sped.

01:59:23.540 Sped.

01:59:23.920 More than Rogan.

01:59:24.980 You fed.

01:59:25.640 You fed.

01:59:25.960 Truth bomb.

01:59:26.500 Weather.

01:59:26.980 Tim cast.

01:59:27.500 Hotep.

01:59:28.000 Hotep.

01:59:28.460 More offensive.

01:59:29.520 LOS.

01:59:30.280 No disrespect.

01:59:31.480 More offensive than LOS.

01:59:32.620 No disrespect.

01:59:34.060 Tower gang.

01:59:34.520 Tower gang.

01:59:35.020 Tower gang.

01:59:35.600 Tower gang.

01:59:36.280 Tower gang.

01:59:36.840 And they made Dave fit all his things.

01:59:39.000 Tower gang.

01:59:39.660 Tower gang.

01:59:40.600 Tower gang.

01:59:41.000 Tower gang.

01:59:42.080 Tower gang.

01:59:42.560 Tower gang.

01:59:43.080 Tower gang.

01:59:46.860 So fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that.

01:59:54.020 Oh, I mean, I-

01:59:54.860 I-

01:59:55.380 You know that's all, folks.

01:59:57.520 Thanks.

Tower Gang - May 30, 2024

Ep 179 - Disney Adults

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