Tower Gang - Ep 180 - Endless Shrimpin'

00:00:00.000 Thank you.

00:00:00.480 Yeah, but you're here.

00:00:01.520 Even though you care about the cause and I care about the movement, I just don't give

00:00:03.720 a fuck about these people.

00:00:05.060 This shit is retarded.

00:00:05.880 This shit is retarded.

00:00:06.800 This is retarded.

00:00:07.720 It's Wednesday, motherfuckers.

00:00:09.940 You're retarded.

00:00:10.500 What's up, retards?

00:00:14.740 I want to listen to music from the hood.

00:00:16.560 I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:00:18.320 Yes.

00:00:18.600 Right.

00:00:20.960 I've been replying for another one, and in the background of mine, I was like, it would

00:00:24.680 be me that gets retarded, baby.

00:00:26.400 But it would be so cruel.

00:00:27.920 And I'm like...

00:00:28.520 You and your down...

00:00:29.940 Nah, that's a good point.

00:00:34.360 He didn't fuck his mom.

00:00:36.020 He just had his dick in her.

00:00:38.040 Why are we talking about f*** on this show?

00:00:43.180 Whoa!

00:00:45.560 Oh, that's too far.

00:00:48.440 I'm asking you a question.

00:00:52.000 Start.

00:00:53.520 Whoa, with the feet.

00:00:54.780 Skip the pussy.

00:00:55.980 Skip it.

00:00:56.540 It's not what this show is about.

00:00:58.220 This shit is retarded.

00:00:59.000 I think I'll slip on down to the oasis.

00:01:07.260 Oh, I've got friends in low places.

00:01:17.420 Show me where the bodies are buried, Garth.

00:01:25.180 Woo!

00:01:25.400 What?

00:01:27.540 I just came.

00:01:28.360 Did he wait to cough?

00:01:30.360 I think he's choking on chicken right now.

00:01:32.680 He's choking on his own vomit right now.

00:01:34.580 That's why I was running late.

00:01:35.580 I was choking my chicken.

00:01:36.440 Anyways, Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown.

00:01:38.120 We got Top Lobster.

00:01:39.340 He's brown.

00:01:41.040 He's super brown.

00:01:41.820 And he got DMCA struck today.

00:01:44.040 And he's back.

00:01:44.400 I am super brown.

00:01:45.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:01:45.580 It looks good, right?

00:01:46.620 Yeah, dude.

00:01:47.400 I mean, you've always looked good, if I'm being totally honest.

00:01:50.180 But now?

00:01:50.560 Yeah.

00:01:51.160 Now that you're brown brown?

00:01:52.380 The brown against the white?

00:01:53.720 It's a nice look.

00:01:54.700 Oh, my goodness.

00:01:55.280 I feel like you're giving me a warning.

00:01:56.180 You're like, you were good before.

00:01:57.480 Now it's getting browner.

00:01:58.900 No.

00:01:59.100 I was just...

00:01:59.900 I stopped going outside.

00:02:01.080 I already...

00:02:01.700 If he's brown, then I'm down.

00:02:03.000 Someone already saying Clint sounds sleepy.

00:02:04.860 We had a wake Clint, but...

00:02:06.140 Clint.

00:02:06.480 Clint.

00:02:06.700 Is Cole hammered?

00:02:10.940 Cole is completely fucking hammered out of his mind.

00:02:13.960 He's shit-canned.

00:02:14.840 He was literally sleeping before this.

00:02:16.920 We had a...

00:02:17.420 Top had a live stream cam set up.

00:02:19.840 Him sleeping.

00:02:20.520 And we were hoping we would get to the show and just him sleeping.

00:02:22.660 And then have Liz wake him up mid-show.

00:02:24.700 And then he's kind of in his undies doing the podcast.

00:02:26.580 However, Cole is so serious about the show that his biological clock is completely in tune with us.

00:02:31.460 And he woke up right at 9-11 on the top.

00:02:33.760 Is that me?

00:02:34.080 Yeah.

00:02:34.920 Did you tweet me?

00:02:36.760 Literally, I showed up first before anyone else.

00:02:39.580 And the stream yard waiting room was just that.

00:02:41.680 He was sleeping.

00:02:43.020 And then something...

00:02:43.780 Yo, 9-11 happened?

00:02:45.120 Literally.

00:02:45.540 It was like 9-11.

00:02:46.280 He goes...

00:02:47.140 And he wakes up and walks over.

00:02:49.660 I was like, fuck.

00:02:50.840 Almost had him.

00:02:51.980 That's the life of an employed man.

00:02:54.180 Like where you just snap awake when you're supposed to be doing something.

00:02:56.620 And listen.

00:02:57.120 For the audience.

00:02:58.460 We called Clint two minutes ago.

00:03:01.000 And we go like, Clint, where are you?

00:03:02.420 And he's like, I'm in bed.

00:03:04.440 And we're like, we're doing the show.

00:03:06.520 And he's like, still?

00:03:10.560 No, he asked me.

00:03:11.980 I said, where are you?

00:03:12.960 And he goes, I'm sleeping.

00:03:14.740 Why?

00:03:15.060 And I say, it's Wednesday.

00:03:16.420 And he goes, what happens Wednesday?

00:03:18.740 And I'm like, what?

00:03:20.140 And I'm like, it's 9-20, Clint.

00:03:22.280 And we start at 9-11.

00:03:23.500 He's like, gang Wednesday, motherfucker.

00:03:25.720 He's just supposed to be like, it's my fault.

00:03:27.800 You were like, what do you mean?

00:03:28.620 No, I don't think that's true.

00:03:30.520 I thought, I honestly, I woke up.

00:03:32.980 Everybody here heard the conversation.

00:03:34.640 Heard it.

00:03:35.240 It was on loudspeaker.

00:03:36.300 Yeah, but I don't think that's true.

00:03:38.980 Let me explain.

00:03:40.440 So here's my reaction.

00:03:41.100 We heard it.

00:03:41.700 We heard it.

00:03:42.040 We didn't record it.

00:03:42.500 No, that's fine.

00:03:43.320 That's fine.

00:03:43.700 All four of you could be right.

00:03:45.020 And I could be wrong.

00:03:45.820 Oh, by the way, the pre-show was not recorded today.

00:03:47.900 So there's no way to prove it.

00:03:49.440 The best pre-show we've ever done.

00:03:52.300 I could have recorded it.

00:03:53.240 Yeah, it probably was actually.

00:03:54.060 It was up there.

00:03:54.920 It was cold.

00:03:56.000 So this is the truth.

00:03:57.100 And you guys aren't going to believe me, but this is the truth.

00:03:59.860 I passed out.

00:04:00.980 I take a nap.

00:04:01.560 I set my alarm for 8.30 or something like that.

00:04:05.200 And I'm like, I'll be good to go.

00:04:06.980 Alarm goes off.

00:04:07.680 Yeah, it's okay.

00:04:08.540 Sad music.

00:04:09.560 Alarm goes off.

00:04:10.780 I click snooze, which is five minutes.

00:04:14.060 Then when it goes off the second time, your boy's dead.

00:04:16.900 Your boy's dead to the world.

00:04:17.940 I don't hear any shit.

00:04:18.500 All right, so then my phone rings.

00:04:20.720 You guys call me.

00:04:21.660 I pick it up, and I look at it, and I have really long eyelashes, right?

00:04:25.700 This is why I'm glad.

00:04:27.020 You do have beautiful eyes.

00:04:28.740 Yeah, this is why I'm glad you're here.

00:04:30.700 At least the accent of your eyes.

00:04:32.500 If you took your eyelashes and put them on Cole, you'd be a very sexy man.

00:04:35.980 Oh, the most beautiful man that's ever looked.

00:04:37.700 I have long eyelashes, though, anyway.

00:04:38.400 No, not as beautiful as mine, you absolute homo.

00:04:41.280 He's got feminine features.

00:04:42.800 You should see this motherfucker's nails grow.

00:04:44.480 It's crazy.

00:04:45.000 So, because of my incredibly long and beautiful eyelashes, sometimes you'll get water in your

00:04:53.320 eyes when they sleep, right?

00:04:54.160 So, my vision was blurred.

00:04:56.060 That's what I'm trying to say.

00:04:57.040 So, I look at my phone, and it says 8-11 or 8-15.

00:05:01.640 And then you guys are like, where are you at?

00:05:04.100 It was 9-22.

00:05:05.380 No, it was 8-15 when you're called.

00:05:09.820 So, I thought it was 9-15, but I thought it said 8-15, and that's why I was like, why

00:05:13.620 do you need me now?

00:05:14.640 That's what I was trying to say.

00:05:15.920 Anyways, fucking.

00:05:17.200 Let's go.

00:05:18.660 Play a Lainey edit.

00:05:19.640 I want to fucking watch it.

00:05:20.540 Just enjoy my life.

00:05:21.120 Play a Lainey edit.

00:05:22.360 He's just trying to get out of me.

00:05:23.600 He's fucking doing something.

00:05:24.960 I had like six rum and cokes that I did myself.

00:05:28.400 Oh, real quick.

00:05:29.120 I do want to point out, Cole had like, we almost had like a little argument, like a

00:05:33.820 logical argument in the pre-show about what you were doing.

00:05:37.300 He immediately was like, he's sleeping.

00:05:39.420 And he was shit-canned.

00:05:40.460 Like, he sobered up a little bit.

00:05:42.000 And I was like, oh, and I thought maybe he knew something.

00:05:44.600 I was like, did you know something?

00:05:46.140 Like, did he say he was going to sleep?

00:05:47.080 Were you texting him?

00:05:47.900 And he's like, nope, just sleeping.

00:05:50.040 And I'm like, wait, what?

00:05:51.540 And I literally had to be like, so, this is the evidence you're basing off of is just that

00:05:56.120 you think?

00:05:56.580 And he goes, yep, he's sleeping.

00:05:58.100 And he was like, he was like dead set on it.

00:06:00.440 And then literally calls and you were sleeping.

00:06:02.700 This is the retard genius, you know, IQ arc where they agree on both sides of the spectrum.

00:06:07.140 He's just like, oh, his argument was that you like to sleep.

00:06:10.200 He literally was like, he likes to sleep.

00:06:12.080 So he's sleeping.

00:06:13.280 It was easy.

00:06:14.480 It was easy.

00:06:15.120 I was literally like, Clint's sleeping.

00:06:16.200 I sleep through the show and it was easy.

00:06:19.940 Listen, I had like six rum and cokes that I had made myself.

00:06:23.720 What is it rum and cokes?

00:06:24.080 I'm proud of you, bro.

00:06:25.160 Rum and cokes.

00:06:25.840 No, listen, so Topps' dad, for some reason, whatever.

00:06:28.300 Dude, when he gets really hammered, he sounds like a little kid.

00:06:30.420 Go ahead.

00:06:31.020 I like, well, yeah.

00:06:32.460 So Topps' dad, anytime, if you're, if you, whatever, audience, if you somehow get invited

00:06:37.600 because Topps' like.

00:06:38.760 On the off chance, I invite you and I ask you to meet my dad.

00:06:42.120 On the off chance.

00:06:42.720 Topps' dad is like, you want a rum and coke?

00:06:45.880 100%.

00:06:46.240 100%.

00:06:46.280 So before we went over to the pool that is 50 feet from Topps' house, I was like, I'm

00:06:52.540 just going to make a rum and coke myself.

00:06:53.960 And every time in between, I made my own rum and coke.

00:06:56.400 It was probably a triple pour.

00:06:57.940 Triple pour of rum, coke, and I'm just downing them.

00:07:00.500 Six, seven of them.

00:07:01.460 I don't know.

00:07:02.280 I can't even, I can't even tell you're drunk.

00:07:04.200 I mean, you sound, you sound very sober.

00:07:06.420 So continue.

00:07:06.780 So we get, we get back to his house at probably what, four o'clock?

00:07:10.820 That'd be five, maybe five o'clock.

00:07:13.460 At what, what time did we get back to your house?

00:07:15.420 And like, I just lay down on the couch and then like, I fall asleep, wake up.

00:07:20.460 I'm like, need to throw up.

00:07:21.840 Run to the bathroom.

00:07:22.900 This old Puerto Rican man says rum and coke.

00:07:25.480 So now 40% of us have puked at Topps' house.

00:07:28.660 And then I wake up and I go, need to throw up.

00:07:30.740 Run.

00:07:31.120 And I hear Elizabeth go, are you throwing up?

00:07:33.220 And I go, yep.

00:07:33.940 And I go, just throw up whatever I have.

00:07:35.920 Misses the bowl.

00:07:37.060 Oh, did I, did it really?

00:07:38.000 Yeah, it's fine.

00:07:38.600 She, she cleaned it up.

00:07:39.840 I was like, so Elizabeth, let's sit in there and clean that up.

00:07:42.920 God, I'm so sorry.

00:07:44.040 And I, and I, and I, and I walk back, put, go back down to the couch and then go, my God.

00:07:49.260 And then just fall asleep again.

00:07:50.560 My son is up.

00:07:51.460 My son has even put to bed.

00:07:52.580 It's still light outside.

00:07:53.720 And then I just, and something in me goes, it's time to wake up, son.

00:07:58.220 And I go, it's derogate time.

00:08:02.640 And I look, and so.

00:08:05.760 And as you woke up, as you, as you had that great jubilant feeling, all three of us that

00:08:10.020 were watching said, fuck, he's up.

00:08:13.600 God damn it.

00:08:14.620 It would have been great.

00:08:15.820 And Top brings me chicken in a bowl.

00:08:18.680 Yes.

00:08:19.180 And so I had, I had a fork too.

00:08:20.980 I said, let me, I'm not going to give him a fork and I'm going to give it to him in a

00:08:23.840 bowl just to see what he does.

00:08:25.380 So he's holding a bowl with handfuls of chicken during the episode.

00:08:28.440 Handfuls of chicken.

00:08:29.420 We don't, we don't care about Cole's wellbeing.

00:08:31.460 We just care about good content.

00:08:34.880 Man, that was quite the story, Cole.

00:08:37.500 Cole, what, what, what's up with you with the, I mean, did you, have you even brushed

00:08:42.100 your teeth since you vomited?

00:08:44.160 Real quick, real quick.

00:08:45.120 I did want to say we really were insistent on waiting on Clint because we knew he'd be

00:08:50.320 the perfect counterbalance for Cole's energy.

00:08:52.540 And we were right.

00:08:53.720 No, you're right.

00:08:54.160 But he's zany and I'm sleepy as fuck.

00:08:56.720 Perfect zen, you know?

00:08:58.740 This is the kind of energy that I like here.

00:09:00.920 George Jefferson says, ooh, I quit my job and I can watch, I can watch Wednesdays live

00:09:05.060 again.

00:09:06.000 Cole and his wrecking walled arc.

00:09:07.680 I love that.

00:09:09.300 That's right.

00:09:10.900 You know what?

00:09:11.680 This might be great for content because he'll just shout out random shit and then we can

00:09:15.240 go, oh, okay.

00:09:16.260 I thought you just shouted out random shit.

00:09:18.640 We forgot to play that.

00:09:19.660 We forgot to play that, Toad.

00:09:19.740 You fucked up.

00:09:21.940 Nevermind.

00:09:24.160 No, Tyler did.

00:09:28.640 I let Tyler do it.

00:09:30.100 From my brain to the screen.

00:09:31.100 We're supposed to start it.

00:09:31.800 It's very funny.

00:09:32.680 And Lainey made it.

00:09:34.340 I think like no matter, we try to stay away from libertarian shit because it's like low

00:09:39.980 hanging fruit to make fun of.

00:09:41.200 But that's genuinely funny, right?

00:09:43.860 Yeah.

00:09:44.020 To anybody who's just watching it, some guy geeked out of his face just stuttering.

00:09:49.640 Anybody fucking high or just intoxicated in any way, that's fucking funny.

00:09:54.220 Dude, it fucking sucked because I was like, I'm going to smoke weed before the show because

00:09:58.640 with Top, I was like, he had weed before our show on that we did on Monday.

00:10:03.120 Criminate Top.

00:10:04.580 It's fine.

00:10:06.700 Whatever.

00:10:07.080 He was like, I got weed.

00:10:08.680 And I was like, amazing.

00:10:09.560 How many hours did this dude sleep?

00:10:11.920 Cole?

00:10:12.760 Yeah.

00:10:13.440 It's from three hours, about from six to past nine.

00:10:17.780 I finished cooking the food and then I boarded over to my parents' house.

00:10:22.400 We all ate at my parents' house.

00:10:23.560 No, you didn't.

00:10:24.680 You went over there?

00:10:25.760 We left him by himself.

00:10:29.440 We're like, I don't know what to do.

00:10:30.600 Like, if we wake him up, he's going to be fucking annoying at dinner.

00:10:33.620 No, I'm not.

00:10:34.700 He's annoying right now.

00:10:35.580 You're super annoying.

00:10:37.040 Hey, you know, you know, like what's crazy to me is you slept for three hours.

00:10:41.080 You threw up massively prior to sleeping and you're still shitfaced.

00:10:45.000 Your blood alcohol content must have been astronomical.

00:10:46.920 Crazy.

00:10:48.080 I congratulate Cole on his towering rite of passage, which is puking at Top's house.

00:10:53.440 It's rite of passage.

00:10:54.320 I literally feel like Clint because the last time.

00:10:57.700 You feel like me?

00:10:58.860 Yes, because the last time you were here, you slept through a huge dinner.

00:11:03.620 You slept right through it.

00:11:04.960 That's right.

00:11:05.300 And then you woke up afterwards and you were like.

00:11:06.740 Dude, there's something about Top's place.

00:11:08.760 It's fucking cozy, dude.

00:11:10.060 You just want to sleep.

00:11:10.760 It's cozy.

00:11:11.360 You want to sleep and drink and that's all you want to do.

00:11:13.780 It is.

00:11:14.220 It's like a little, it's like a Puerto Rican slice of heaven.

00:11:17.020 Here's the thing.

00:11:17.900 Maybe my house, maybe my house makes people act weird or maybe you niggas are just weird.

00:11:22.600 You're doing weird shit.

00:11:23.900 Clint, now that you're talking about it, Clint does that weird shit.

00:11:27.580 Like he showed up.

00:11:28.640 He was like, hey, how you doing, Miss Top?

00:11:30.700 And then he goes into the room and sleeps for 20 hours.

00:11:33.600 We sleep for four.

00:11:35.380 He's a genius in those four hours.

00:11:37.700 It's masterful.

00:11:39.220 And he's gone again.

00:11:40.600 Real quick, real quick side note.

00:11:42.120 Just want to, just real quick side note.

00:11:43.360 I think your mom's tits have gotten bigger.

00:11:45.160 Wow.

00:11:48.660 She's probably watching right now.

00:11:50.600 You're going to have to go look her in the eyes right after this.

00:11:53.060 You fucking see it.

00:11:53.580 She had the surgery that weren't big enough.

00:11:55.800 I'm just saying.

00:11:56.460 She was like, you want to buy some antique toys?

00:11:58.560 And also my tits are huge.

00:12:03.240 The only Top gets that.

00:12:06.020 She's mama super heavy now.

00:12:07.760 He's been trying.

00:12:08.780 My mom's been trying to sell them antique toys the whole time.

00:12:14.680 Dude, does she got a Teddy Ruxpin?

00:12:17.560 You know what?

00:12:18.260 She might.

00:12:18.700 I don't know.

00:12:19.160 She's into some weird shit.

00:12:20.500 She's buying and selling weird shit.

00:12:22.320 I don't know what's going on.

00:12:24.040 Everybody's like, what kind of antique toys?

00:12:26.240 No, seriously.

00:12:26.900 Like, she was like, here's a gun from 1930 that the kids used to.

00:12:30.360 She gave my kid a Rugrat toy.

00:12:32.260 Like, the old school Rugrat with Tommy and his pickles.

00:12:36.140 Like, the younger one.

00:12:37.820 And I was like, haven't seen that in 20 years.

00:12:39.520 I don't know where the fuck she's getting it from.

00:12:41.100 Some of the stuff is like funny stuff.

00:12:42.520 Yo, that was like hearing that like, I don't know, Tupac is the oldies.

00:12:47.740 That the Rugrats is like ancient kid toys.

00:12:50.960 It's almost fucking old, dude.

00:12:51.640 It's almost 30 years old.

00:12:53.180 Wow.

00:12:53.640 I'm about to be 33 this month, dude.

00:12:55.460 We're all fucking old.

00:12:55.780 Can you tell the bitches I need more water?

00:12:57.600 Wow, man.

00:12:58.100 I drank two of them.

00:12:58.920 Oh, my God.

00:12:59.600 No, you tell them.

00:13:00.900 So, here we go.

00:13:02.100 Yo, we should play the Lainey edit just so he can sober up a little bit more.

00:13:04.760 Like, this dude is a mess.

00:13:06.380 I also want to watch him reacting in the corner.

00:13:09.340 Okay.

00:13:09.980 I'm hyped for it.

00:13:11.040 Where's our Lainey edit at?

00:13:12.100 Here we go.

00:13:12.860 Yeah.

00:13:13.240 We got to do our own production today.

00:13:14.440 Oh, God.

00:13:15.440 Oh, there's no audio.

00:13:16.940 No audio.

00:13:17.960 There's no audio at all.

00:13:18.920 Look it.

00:13:19.220 We lose.

00:13:19.580 Look it.

00:13:19.900 Fucking Tyler.

00:13:20.460 It all goes to hell.

00:13:21.260 Yo, yo, yo.

00:13:22.480 Start it over.

00:13:23.160 Start it over.

00:13:23.800 This is not acceptable.

00:13:25.240 No, Tyler.

00:13:26.080 Tyler's been spoiled.

00:13:27.440 Tyler has an unmute.

00:13:28.500 He would have to unmute it for it to happen.

00:13:30.080 Oh, is Tyler actually?

00:13:30.860 He's got to unmute himself.

00:13:31.980 So.

00:13:32.660 I can't unmute him.

00:13:33.700 And Tyler is away from the keyboard.

00:13:35.580 Oh, no.

00:13:36.880 All right.

00:13:37.160 Well, let's do this.

00:13:37.660 Oh, guess what?

00:13:38.260 There we go.

00:13:38.980 Here we go.

00:13:39.640 Damn it.

00:13:41.380 All right.

00:13:41.660 You know what?

00:13:42.000 Let's call Tyler.

00:13:43.140 Because he's out there.

00:13:43.820 He's hanging out with Andy.

00:13:45.020 He's hanging out with Andy.

00:13:45.680 Yeah.

00:13:46.140 Yeah.

00:13:47.060 Great content.

00:13:47.600 We'll call Tyler.

00:13:49.320 Should I curse him out?

00:13:50.520 Yeah.

00:13:50.740 Tyler, our producer.

00:13:51.820 Tyler, the producer.

00:13:53.120 Stop hanging out with your bitch wife.

00:13:54.340 I got it.

00:13:54.400 I got it.

00:13:54.580 Oh, there we go.

00:13:55.000 We're going.

00:13:55.360 There we go.

00:13:55.900 Okay.

00:13:56.380 All right.

00:13:56.680 All right.

00:13:57.260 Wait.

00:13:57.480 No, this isn't Tyler.

00:13:58.520 Hold on.

00:13:59.040 This is Tyler.

00:13:59.520 Don't play it.

00:14:00.340 Okay.

00:14:01.240 We're calling him.

00:14:02.540 He's got it.

00:14:03.300 Tyler.

00:14:04.420 Yeah.

00:14:04.940 Your thing is muted and we can't unmute you, Tyler.

00:14:07.240 How dare you leave us on a show like this?

00:14:09.580 He's with his family right now.

00:14:10.780 We're going to unmute you.

00:14:11.620 You got to unmute your mic so we can play the Lainey edit.

00:14:15.280 Bye, Tyler.

00:14:16.800 Incredible.

00:14:17.820 Dude, now he's going to come and do it after I play it.

00:14:20.940 Yeah, you didn't.

00:14:22.140 All right.

00:14:22.360 We're ready.

00:14:22.860 I'm talking about playing it.

00:14:23.460 I don't care.

00:14:23.980 Yeah, let's do it.

00:14:24.860 You're going to kind of be an introduction to libertarianism.

00:14:28.480 What is the message in a minute or less that you want to get out to these voters?

00:14:40.380 Let's be realistic.

00:14:41.860 Is this an issue that really matters in sports?

00:14:44.160 I just like threw up and swallowed it.

00:15:05.620 I only give a shit about me.

00:15:22.600 It doesn't matter.

00:15:28.260 Any failure that I participated in over this past week, 100% was tough.

00:15:34.240 I'm at the fucking convention.

00:15:36.820 I'm on the convention floor.

00:15:38.260 I'm pretty sure it was a...

00:15:39.260 What he had here was a girl bent over, wet, ready to fuck.

00:15:56.040 Oh, dude.

00:16:00.280 And he did it.

00:16:01.820 He did it.

00:16:02.240 It was crazy.

00:16:03.220 Now Jeremy Kaufman's fucking you, bitch.

00:16:05.400 And it's sad.

00:16:06.300 Okay, so what we're saying...

00:16:08.240 Fuck off.

00:16:12.500 Fuck you.

00:16:13.420 You weren't there.

00:16:14.200 You're 100% wrong about this.

00:16:17.080 No, I'm not going to take this fucking shit.

00:16:19.800 You fucking blew it.

00:16:21.140 I'll tell you where you blew it.

00:16:23.120 Because I said...

00:16:23.800 I didn't blow anything.

00:16:24.840 My speech was the fucking best.

00:16:26.740 The delegates fucking blew it by not voting for me.

00:16:29.580 Listen to how Jewish this shit is.

00:16:34.600 Who needs another mess?

00:16:37.260 We could start over.

00:16:38.760 Just look me in the eyes and say I'm wrong.

00:16:42.240 Now there's no way of doing this.

00:16:44.440 No, listen to my...

00:16:46.440 Fuckin' black pants.

00:16:48.300 No.

00:16:48.520 No.

00:16:56.160 Dude, that goes so hard.

00:16:57.260 That was so fucking hard.

00:16:58.040 That's like domestic terrorism propaganda.

00:17:00.100 That was hard.

00:17:01.020 Immediately.

00:17:01.580 Did you notice...

00:17:02.200 Lainey included that song that that tranny was singing with the guitar that's about how

00:17:07.740 her mussy reeks of shit and whatever.

00:17:11.100 Road kill and shit combined.

00:17:13.460 Don't try to distract by what a fucking psychopath you were on last week's episode.

00:17:17.940 Dude, listen.

00:17:19.200 We were driving.

00:17:20.660 What?

00:17:20.980 And I told...

00:17:22.320 And I was like, Elizabeth, have you seen what Toad did last week on Tower Gang?

00:17:25.900 She goes, no.

00:17:26.460 What happened?

00:17:27.100 Oh, yeah.

00:17:27.340 We showed her.

00:17:27.760 And I looked at Top and I go, Top, you got to show her this because Toad went insane.

00:17:33.320 And I was like, I've never seen him like this before.

00:17:35.120 And him going...

00:17:35.900 He literally said, fuck you.

00:17:38.480 He said to do our face.

00:17:39.660 He was like, fuck you.

00:17:40.900 And I was like...

00:17:41.440 And she was like, really?

00:17:42.280 And I go, yeah.

00:17:43.460 He's a fucking man.

00:17:43.660 We've never done that to Toad ever.

00:17:45.940 It was crazy.

00:17:46.720 I think it's happened a few times, really.

00:17:47.460 No.

00:17:47.880 No, we've never said fuck you.

00:17:48.780 No, never like that.

00:17:50.240 I've never been mean to you like that.

00:17:51.860 So this is what I'm saying.

00:17:52.620 I don't think I've ever been even...

00:17:53.680 You know what, Toad?

00:17:54.300 I don't think I've ever been jokingly mean towards Toad, if I'm being honest.

00:17:57.820 You're gaslighting me, but also I don't remember any of that happening.

00:18:01.420 It's true.

00:18:01.620 We're really good friends to you.

00:18:03.640 No.

00:18:05.320 We're not gaslighting you.

00:18:05.760 Are you really claiming amnesia right now?

00:18:07.080 You legitimately said fuck you to all of us.

00:18:09.500 I'm not lying.

00:18:10.180 You got brain damage if you don't remember that, for real.

00:18:12.360 You just watched it, too.

00:18:13.520 You don't remember doing that?

00:18:15.120 You just watched it, too.

00:18:16.080 Yeah, that's wild.

00:18:17.080 When was that?

00:18:18.460 You think that Lady just made that?

00:18:22.400 Oh, that was probably a hundred episodes ago.

00:18:24.180 I don't even know the context.

00:18:26.500 Toad, Toad, you look at all of us, and you said fuck all of you.

00:18:30.420 Am I wrong, Toad?

00:18:31.800 No.

00:18:32.480 I told you.

00:18:33.340 And Elizabeth was like, oh my god.

00:18:35.780 Seven days ago.

00:18:36.680 You did that.

00:18:37.380 It was amazing.

00:18:39.120 So adorable.

00:18:40.880 You don't remember this?

00:18:41.720 You know what was over?

00:18:42.880 The LP.

00:18:43.880 The LP National Convention.

00:18:44.960 That's what you said to fuck you to all of your best friends in the world.

00:18:48.220 You know what it was over?

00:18:49.560 It was over to the LP.

00:18:50.580 Look, Clint's still salty about the LP, too.

00:18:54.160 I'm sorry.

00:18:54.560 Listen, this is sad, guys.

00:18:56.040 Are we going to move on from this or not?

00:18:57.540 I can't.

00:18:57.780 I really.

00:18:58.760 You're making Chase Oliver hit clips.

00:19:00.960 You're doing Toad still writing similes about this shit.

00:19:03.660 Can we let it die?

00:19:04.780 Is it dead?

00:19:05.640 Yeah.

00:19:05.940 Let's kill it.

00:19:07.040 Kill it with fire.

00:19:08.060 Let's kill it with fire.

00:19:10.180 Listen, the LP is trans.

00:19:12.440 It's killing itself.

00:19:13.040 We move on from the LP, and we get fucking, what's that faggot that just said?

00:19:17.880 We should take over the DNC.

00:19:20.180 You know what I mean?

00:19:20.500 That happened this week, too.

00:19:21.400 Milo.

00:19:21.980 Yeah, Milo.

00:19:22.880 Yiannopoulos.

00:19:23.420 Yeah, dude.

00:19:24.080 Lily was like, I'm coming on the show.

00:19:26.560 Clint, let me ask you something.

00:19:27.780 Dude, I'm telling you, if Milo watches the first half an hour of this, or the first 20 minutes

00:19:31.180 of this episode, he ain't coming on the show.

00:19:33.440 This is not that good.

00:19:34.260 He's probably not.

00:19:35.620 I don't think we're in Legion of Skanks, and I think he really was probably yearning for more

00:19:39.540 something like this.

00:19:40.420 I feel like they, I don't know.

00:19:41.440 I don't know, because if he's, is he actually Christian, or is he like, is he still gay

00:19:47.840 and fun?

00:19:48.760 Was he actually gay before?

00:19:51.520 So he sucked all those dicks.

00:19:53.340 Is he actually gay?

00:19:54.720 Was that true?

00:19:56.520 I mean, odds are that he's still gay.

00:19:59.220 Yeah.

00:20:00.060 I mean, I don't know.

00:20:00.880 I don't think you date black men for decades, and then just go like, never mind.

00:20:06.500 Here's what was going on.

00:20:07.640 I saw Milo tweeted something, and then I just, I said, I disagreed with him, and then

00:20:13.420 I'm like, I'm not even going to bother to look at what he's doing right now at all, because

00:20:17.460 I'm going back and forth with him.

00:20:18.460 Hey, bitches, I need more water.

00:20:19.880 To trash him?

00:20:20.860 I know you can hear me.

00:20:21.740 And then somehow it turned out that he said he's going to come on the show.

00:20:24.800 I don't know what the fuck happened.

00:20:26.380 No, he DM'd me.

00:20:27.640 Like, we're now friends.

00:20:29.660 It's weird.

00:20:30.220 This is how I greased the skids on this one.

00:20:34.820 I said, the day his account got reinstated, I DM'd him, because his DMs were open, because

00:20:39.820 he didn't even know he had an account yet.

00:20:41.440 And I said, hey, man, huge fan.

00:20:43.520 So glad you got your account back.

00:20:44.500 I would love to suck your dick.

00:20:45.820 Yeah.

00:20:46.140 I mean, I was trying to date him, but like, I mean, yeah.

00:20:49.340 Anyways.

00:20:50.000 So then he comes back, and then there's like, someone says something to him.

00:20:53.940 Oh, it was top.

00:20:54.900 And gets him to respond to him.

00:20:56.660 Then I hop in there.

00:20:57.720 Then Josie hops in there.

00:20:58.560 And now we got the fucking clout machine rolling, because we got all the fucking billions

00:21:01.920 of followers.

00:21:02.360 Let me ask you something, Clint.

00:21:02.920 Does the top strategy make you second-think the LP strategy?

00:21:08.380 Because the top strategy is clearly working, as the LP strategy is in shambles, and we

00:21:12.460 should set it on fire.

00:21:13.540 Right, Jose?

00:21:14.640 Yes.

00:21:15.500 Yes.

00:21:15.860 I agree.

00:21:16.600 The top strategy is total clown hell, essentially.

00:21:20.800 I've always clowned all of you, because you've all been betting against the LP, which

00:21:25.500 has failed for decades and decades and decades.

00:21:27.280 We were right!

00:21:28.560 Yeah, it's been the easiest bet in history, and yet you guys are still taking victory

00:21:36.240 laps.

00:21:37.060 It's unbelievable to me.

00:21:38.760 I'm a fucking, I'm a podcaster that ran for the vice presidency of the United States.

00:21:42.880 I should have failed.

00:21:44.200 The fact that I got so close to winning is crazy.

00:21:45.920 I thought this would fail forever.

00:21:46.860 No way they bring her water.

00:21:48.380 Do you see this?

00:21:49.020 No way they bring him water.

00:21:50.260 Yeah, and now, well, and now, people, people are actually making fun of Clint for losing

00:21:55.720 that vote, and for just being a podcaster, basically.

00:21:59.500 It's like, are you fucking serious?

00:22:01.240 Well, you can't win, because I lost.

00:22:05.500 Now it's like, oh, well, you expected you were going to win?

00:22:08.100 You're a fucking podcaster.

00:22:09.280 And then they're like, but now if I'm just a podcaster, they go, why don't you try to

00:22:12.540 run for something and change some shit?

00:22:14.160 And it's like, all right, well, I did.

00:22:15.640 Oh, no.

00:22:16.640 What just happened?

00:22:17.620 Oh, no.

00:22:17.900 Did he throw up again?

00:22:20.040 That's so fucked up, guys.

00:22:21.540 What the fuck?

00:22:22.800 I wish it was on camera.

00:22:24.660 He's been asking for water.

00:22:26.280 They gave him like a fucking, what is that?

00:22:28.760 You know those red party cups?

00:22:30.620 Full solo cup.

00:22:31.220 Solo cup, yeah.

00:22:33.820 Oh, my God.

00:22:35.040 It's so gross.

00:22:35.840 Oh.

00:22:36.280 That's so fucked up, guys.

00:22:37.420 Guys.

00:22:37.620 That's not cool.

00:22:39.060 It's not cool, man.

00:22:40.700 I want it to happen.

00:22:41.940 I need to see the projectile on.

00:22:44.160 What a bitch.

00:22:45.200 That was his wife.

00:22:46.000 My wife's not that mean.

00:22:47.060 That's fucking mean.

00:22:48.100 Do you see the kind of shit that we've been seeing here?

00:22:50.700 We've been seeing.

00:22:51.500 Hey, hey.

00:22:52.420 Now that he's off camera, tell us the truth.

00:22:54.520 Has she been kicking the shit at him?

00:22:56.300 Borderline domestic abuse, and it goes both ways.

00:22:58.560 You'd be surprised.

00:22:59.560 Oh, see?

00:23:00.080 No, I'm not surprised.

00:23:01.060 I figured.

00:23:01.580 I figured that he fucking.

00:23:02.340 We'll see what happened.

00:23:02.880 He probably cocks his fist back.

00:23:04.140 What?

00:23:04.680 What happened was.

00:23:05.560 Why I ought to.

00:23:06.260 This week, Top comes into the chat, and he goes, I just called the cops, guys.

00:23:10.800 Shit's getting crazy in here.

00:23:12.140 One second, because now my dog's going to be drinking up.

00:23:14.160 All this fucking vodka on the floor.

00:23:15.660 That was a con.

00:23:18.200 They were trying to get you to come down.

00:23:19.340 Now you're saying that he made it up, but there's got to be some truth behind that.

00:23:22.300 There's got to be some.

00:23:23.380 I don't feel like there's any truth.

00:23:24.600 There's just some shit going on there.

00:23:25.760 I think she just fed Cole Ipecac right now.

00:23:28.160 She knows that he's like vomiting and totally hammered.

00:23:30.160 She's like, oh, yeah, here's your water.

00:23:32.800 Toad, you want to mute them while they're off screen at least?

00:23:34.740 Because I know you can do that from there.

00:23:37.340 I love that Top's like...

00:23:39.100 This is funnier.

00:23:40.780 I love that Top's like...

00:23:41.920 We might catch a crime, so maybe mute it.

00:23:44.380 Now that you came up 30 delegates short, do you want to live my lifestyle, or you just

00:23:49.240 blame the Jews for everything and see if your life takes off?

00:23:52.060 It's like, no.

00:23:52.860 No, Top.

00:23:53.280 I don't want to do that.

00:23:55.020 I'm going to kill my wife.

00:23:56.680 I'm going to kill my wife and kill Top's wife.

00:23:58.260 Top's wife, too.

00:24:00.920 You're incriminating yourself.

00:24:02.440 Look, look.

00:24:03.060 Hey, hey.

00:24:03.620 You want to take Liz out?

00:24:04.920 I get it.

00:24:05.440 Don't fucking touch Top's wife.

00:24:06.940 I agree.

00:24:08.000 Don't implicate us in the crime and save it for after streaming.

00:24:11.220 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:24:11.880 Can you imagine if our show winds up being the site of a live murder?

00:24:17.220 That would be fucking insane.

00:24:18.180 No, no, no, no, no.

00:24:19.040 You wake up hungover, and you go like, I need water.

00:24:22.020 I need water.

00:24:22.780 And Top brings you these little bitty ones, and I go, I need more water.

00:24:27.660 I bought him two waters.

00:24:28.980 That's the equivalent of one water.

00:24:30.680 I drink one thing.

00:24:32.780 So I said, this might be good.

00:24:34.260 This guy just poured it on his mouth with his wet mouth.

00:24:36.620 Look at his fucking wet mouth right now.

00:24:38.060 It's crazy.

00:24:40.000 Yeah, he's like a dog.

00:24:41.760 He's a little manteau.

00:24:42.660 His wife is really mean.

00:24:43.900 A little Jimmy.

00:24:44.700 So the Red Solo Cup comes in, and I even showed Top.

00:24:47.560 I go, Top, it's funny because they gave me so little.

00:24:51.180 It was like this much water in the Red Solo Cup.

00:24:56.960 And so I bring it up, and I show Top, and I go, I laughed.

00:24:59.340 Oh, you just slam it.

00:24:59.880 And so I was like, whatever.

00:25:01.380 I'll just drink all of it right now, and then get on.

00:25:03.420 And I go, vodka.

00:25:05.800 And I go, pfft.

00:25:07.320 Like he takes a full mouthful right in front of me and spits it across the room.

00:25:10.480 I'm like, what the fuck are you doing, dude?

00:25:12.420 He was full of vodka, not water.

00:25:14.980 And I, I, I.

00:25:18.260 That was shitty.

00:25:19.040 We all agreed that was shitty.

00:25:20.760 That's not cool.

00:25:21.680 Party foul.

00:25:22.080 This looks mean.

00:25:23.560 Yeah, that's, that is mean.

00:25:24.720 That's not a nice thing to do someone at all.

00:25:26.360 It is mean.

00:25:26.920 I would never do that.

00:25:27.340 It's, it's, what's happening here?

00:25:28.680 What am I exactly saying?

00:25:29.440 Yeah, she's alpha-ing him.

00:25:30.900 That's what it is.

00:25:31.720 No, no, no, but they alpha-ing each other.

00:25:32.720 These are power games.

00:25:33.960 They do alpha, they alpha, alpha, alpha, alpha.

00:25:36.820 And me and my wife are like, what the fuck is going on right now?

00:25:39.100 Because they're alpha-ing each other for like little stupid shit.

00:25:40.280 Like when you have two male dogs in the house that fight.

00:25:42.940 Yes, but she is, she's kicking his ass.

00:25:44.460 I feel like the only time that they actually like are copacetic is when they're having a

00:25:48.400 threesome with some other poor bitch who's just like, she, like they get to both alpha

00:25:52.400 this fucking beta bitch, but like the rest of the time it's just like, I'm going to fuck

00:25:55.140 you now.

00:25:55.560 Listen, listen, listen, dude, I bet you guys are super fucking violent when you have threesomes,

00:26:00.740 huh?

00:26:01.800 No.

00:26:02.640 Yeah, you are.

00:26:03.300 I'm a good person.

00:26:04.040 No, no, you are.

00:26:04.800 You're not a good person.

00:26:05.580 No, listen, listen, I haven't had sex like, like this whole week because like we're, we're

00:26:09.300 staying in, in, in, in Top's house and like in his daughter's room.

00:26:13.220 I've never been to Top's place.

00:26:14.760 Go ahead and not have sex.

00:26:15.320 No, no, no, just wait, just wait till the end of the story.

00:26:17.500 So like, like, I can't, I can't like fuck because like, and Elizabeth is like, man, my

00:26:22.520 son has been crazy this week.

00:26:24.460 I like, my son is an angel every other day.

00:26:26.640 And then he gets here and Top's kids are fucking maniacs.

00:26:29.700 His son, his son's a real asshole.

00:26:31.860 I'll tell you.

00:26:32.980 And then he gets, because he's just.

00:26:34.780 He's raised around his function.

00:26:36.320 It's from Falling Top's kids.

00:26:37.240 It's crazy.

00:26:38.260 And so like this whole thing is like, I haven't had, I haven't been able to get my, my, a nut

00:26:42.240 in like a week.

00:26:43.160 And this morning Liz wakes up, she grabs my dick and then she was like, let's do it.

00:26:47.200 In fucking, it's this whole time.

00:26:48.520 She's like, no, not in, not in his, they're just like.

00:26:51.540 Hold on one second.

00:26:52.820 Liz and Chris, you're watching.

00:26:55.340 Get off of wifi because we have DSL here and we're barely pulling it off.

00:26:59.920 So get off the wifi.

00:27:01.320 Just get off the show in general.

00:27:02.700 By the way, I love, I love, I love that, that when, with Cole's retelling of that story,

00:27:08.440 he's like, so we wake up and Liz grabs my dick and all of us know she's not going to

00:27:12.940 suck it, which is like, she might be trying to detach.

00:27:17.800 Like mean, like, she's like, she's like, she's like, put it in my body, not my mouth.

00:27:23.080 You faggot.

00:27:23.820 She probably gives us like, yeah, the most aggressive hand job that you've ever experienced.

00:27:28.200 Dude, I'm telling you, so it was so funny.

00:27:29.580 So the other day we went to Orlando, we're like, we're, we're driving down, it's an hour

00:27:32.800 away because we just wanted our kids.

00:27:34.700 Liz is defending her hand jobs because she's like, no, the hand jobs I do.

00:27:39.360 Those are great.

00:27:40.540 Our kid had to sleep and we just needed him to sleep.

00:27:43.400 And so we get in the car, we start driving, he starts sleeping and we're like, whatever,

00:27:46.080 we'll just drive an hour or hour and a half to Orlando.

00:27:48.460 We're driving there.

00:27:49.520 And on the way back, which is psychotic.

00:27:50.920 Hold on.

00:27:51.260 Let me tell that story.

00:27:52.200 Whatever.

00:27:53.820 You know, this is crazy.

00:27:55.460 They brought a kid who was crying for like a whole day and a half straight.

00:27:59.080 And they wake up in the morning, like they look at him, they go, I'm going to drive an

00:28:02.520 hour and a half with this kid.

00:28:03.820 And they put him in the car.

00:28:05.000 He sleeps in the car.

00:28:06.480 He sleeps in the car.

00:28:07.280 What can you tell me?

00:28:08.400 He didn't sleep in the car though.

00:28:09.900 He did.

00:28:10.360 He did sleep in the car.

00:28:11.640 Oh, he did.

00:28:12.880 For a little bit.

00:28:13.560 No, no.

00:28:14.280 They got yelled at the whole way.

00:28:16.440 They went to Orlando to get ramen, ordered it in the drive-thru and drove back.

00:28:20.360 I'm like, you guys are out of your fucking minds.

00:28:22.000 Y'all drove three hours of rent trip for ramen.

00:28:24.580 Baby screaming.

00:28:25.240 It's delicious ramen.

00:28:25.980 Baby screaming.

00:28:26.780 No ramen is that good.

00:28:28.000 It's really good.

00:28:28.680 It's really fucking good.

00:28:29.280 We're living a wild life.

00:28:30.560 Especially not in Orlando.

00:28:31.960 Yes.

00:28:32.420 It's really good.

00:28:33.360 Y'all got too much time on your hands.

00:28:34.920 No, listen.

00:28:35.380 On the way back, we're about 10 minutes from Top's house.

00:28:38.360 And like the whole time, because the baby has been crying the whole time, we were talking

00:28:43.440 about what would be really nice.

00:28:45.040 Technically, Cole invited himself and I said, fine.

00:28:48.460 Yo, I'm coming.

00:28:49.160 I'm taking a week off in June.

00:28:50.720 Let's fucking party.

00:28:52.220 We're going to go by Papa Top's house.

00:28:53.820 Is that okay?

00:28:54.500 Well, we already scheduled this.

00:28:56.620 Papa Top.

00:28:58.220 Kick me out then.

00:28:59.440 Kick me out.

00:29:00.820 I would never.

00:29:02.000 And so like we're 10 minutes from Top's house.

00:29:03.220 Dude, you threw up on his floor and you just spit fucking vodka across his studio.

00:29:06.880 At least I had the courtesy to throw up in the yard.

00:29:08.940 I guess I did.

00:29:09.780 I didn't realize that.

00:29:11.080 That's all right.

00:29:11.360 Your wife cleaned that up.

00:29:12.900 It's fine.

00:29:14.700 All right.

00:29:14.880 Good.

00:29:15.240 As long as it was your wife.

00:29:16.240 It's been a spectacle.

00:29:18.260 Puerto Ricans are accustomed to alcoholism.

00:29:20.640 It's like part of their culture.

00:29:21.640 So it's not really.

00:29:22.100 Yeah, I see.

00:29:22.660 And I'm like, yep.

00:29:23.680 Just like, okay.

00:29:24.600 Listen, I do want to say this.

00:29:25.940 So like we're 10 minutes from Top's house.

00:29:27.780 The whole time we're talking about what would be like if our vacation was good.

00:29:31.580 But because our kid is not like screaming all the time.

00:29:33.920 What would be really nice?

00:29:34.620 And I look at my wife and I go, you know what would be really nice right now?

00:29:37.180 And she goes, what?

00:29:37.780 And I go, a blowjob.

00:29:39.040 And she says, fuck you.

00:29:40.640 And like, you know what?

00:29:42.260 It like hurts more when she knows that you're saying like, I know you can't, bitch.

00:29:54.080 So you requested Roadhead in this case is what I'm getting, right?

00:29:58.260 Yes.

00:29:58.620 And I found out.

00:29:59.660 Roadhead where?

00:30:01.420 10 minutes from your house.

00:30:02.380 Oh, so that's what you just.

00:30:05.040 I was just like, I really was.

00:30:06.480 I was, I was, I had a boner and in the car, I was just, and I was, and I was like, you

00:30:10.280 know, where was Aiden?

00:30:11.560 He's sleeping in the back.

00:30:12.600 In the car.

00:30:14.400 He was asleep.

00:30:15.360 There's like a certain age where we're like, you can let that fly.

00:30:18.400 I don't know how old this kid is now.

00:30:19.920 It's a wild life.

00:30:20.760 They're leading a wild life.

00:30:21.980 You know what?

00:30:22.600 We told your wife this morning.

00:30:24.120 We told your wife this morning.

00:30:25.220 How old's this kid?

00:30:25.740 And she goes, Top does the same thing to me.

00:30:28.060 And she goes, I probably, and I told her, I was like, I probably, Elizabeth's probably

00:30:30.660 going to be Roadhead three times, four times throughout my whole life.

00:30:34.180 And she goes, same.

00:30:35.580 She goes, but she goes, she goes like, Top, she goes, Top is the night.

00:30:39.700 After Tower Gang, 1130 at night.

00:30:42.260 So come in there and he'll be like, you know, be really nice.

00:30:45.320 A blowjob.

00:30:45.880 Listen, you always ask.

00:30:47.300 100% of the shots.

00:30:48.420 You miss, what did Michael Jordan say?

00:30:49.960 You miss 100% of the shots.

00:30:51.140 It was Wayne Gretzky.

00:30:52.700 Whatever.

00:30:53.660 I think it was Michael Scott.

00:30:57.240 It was Michael Gretzky.

00:30:59.660 But you do ask, right?

00:31:01.440 I mean, no one else is married here, but Jose.

00:31:03.160 It's just like every so of them be like, how about now?

00:31:05.320 How about now?

00:31:06.600 They'll be like, it'd be really cool if you clean the gutters.

00:31:08.680 It'd be really cool if you'd suck my dick.

00:31:10.160 And they're like, whoa.

00:31:12.200 And you're like, I didn't mean it on like a padway.

00:31:13.440 And then you both just stare in each other's eyes.

00:31:15.580 And see who blinks first.

00:31:17.040 Yeah.

00:31:17.460 And then they say, fuck you.

00:31:19.460 And they're going to be like, fuck you.

00:31:21.040 No.

00:31:21.500 And I'm like, no, no, no.

00:31:22.280 I guess I'm not doing more today.

00:31:22.660 Cole, that's only your experience.

00:31:24.960 Most women will say yes periodically.

00:31:27.560 You're the one that gets fuck you constantly.

00:31:29.140 No, because you're in the dating stage at all times.

00:31:31.940 She hits him.

00:31:32.640 She hits him.

00:31:32.900 I've lived with women for longer than you've been married.

00:31:35.660 You're wrong.

00:31:36.120 Get the fuck out of here.

00:31:37.900 Yes.

00:31:38.080 I will tell you that is like, that is like maybe, I mean, I guess it depends on the marriage.

00:31:42.060 But that's like first five years stuff.

00:31:43.840 What did we want to ask Clint?

00:31:44.700 Let's be real.

00:31:45.580 We wanted to ask him something.

00:31:47.740 Who, Cole?

00:31:48.680 What?

00:31:48.920 Clint.

00:31:49.840 Yo, I'm here.

00:31:50.800 What's up?

00:31:51.160 I forgot what it was.

00:31:52.320 We wanted, we were talking about it in a restaurant.

00:31:53.940 Like, oh, we want to ask him.

00:31:54.780 You guys want to do some mailbag?

00:31:56.100 Want to do some mailbag?

00:31:57.040 All right.

00:31:57.520 Well, you guys remember the question.

00:31:58.820 Let's run mailbag.

00:32:00.040 Cole, get your fucking life together, dude.

00:32:01.580 You can't be this shit house.

00:32:03.040 Jesus.

00:32:03.600 I mean, this really is some rectangle shit.

00:32:05.640 I mean, this is the biggest moment of your life.

00:32:07.380 And you just get, you get a fucking 4.0 let I go content.

00:32:10.400 What are you doing?

00:32:10.760 I know.

00:32:11.180 You knew we had episode one.

00:32:13.100 You got a GPA and then you went to blood alcohol content.

00:32:16.760 You fucking.

00:32:17.880 Trust me.

00:32:18.560 Trust me.

00:32:18.940 I never would have mistaken you for a 4.0 GPA.

00:32:23.320 Cole's, yeah.

00:32:24.340 Blood alcohol content is higher than his GPA.

00:32:27.200 Yeah, let's do it.

00:32:28.100 Mark Vestibule says, who would win in a fight?

00:32:30.720 Is that a toad-sized Clint or a Clint-sized toad?

00:32:33.740 Oh, that's interesting.

00:32:34.360 Clint-sized toad.

00:32:35.040 Clint-sized toad.

00:32:35.940 No.

00:32:36.300 Wait.

00:32:36.840 No, no, no, no.

00:32:37.380 Never mind.

00:32:37.780 I heard that wrong.

00:32:38.400 But it's still a me, though.

00:32:41.540 You think Clint at my size would beat me at his size?

00:32:44.320 Oh, no.

00:32:44.760 Toad-sized Clint is what I meant.

00:32:45.980 Toad-sized Clint.

00:32:46.580 That's right.

00:32:46.820 Yeah, no.

00:32:47.180 I go the other way.

00:32:47.920 I think me at toad-sized, I still wreck me and my own body.

00:32:50.720 I don't think you throw.

00:32:52.280 I mean, I guess he needs time to accustom to the new body.

00:32:54.240 But he does not have the neural processing for movement to be able to really, like, handle a fight.

00:32:58.980 Wait, what does this mean?

00:32:59.840 I'm very untoward.

00:33:01.120 This is toad at six foot, whatever, one.

00:33:05.040 You could make him a monster and a skilled midget could take him.

00:33:07.800 He's everything toad is, but in Clint's body.

00:33:12.040 And Clint is everything he is, but just a flicker.

00:33:13.840 You could put toad in Brock Lesnar's body and I'd beat the fucking shit out of him.

00:33:17.500 I just, I've always dreamed of being inside Clint's body, though.

00:33:30.880 Yeah, honestly, I think if you put me in Toad's body, I'm still going to fuck up myself.

00:33:36.340 Yeah, exactly.

00:33:37.400 Yeah.

00:33:38.200 I think that makes sense.

00:33:40.560 You still have, like, the brain for it.

00:33:43.060 What do you want?

00:33:43.700 Well, dude, I'm low to the ground.

00:33:45.720 Like, I'm kind of hard to, like, knock down or whatever.

00:33:47.880 So if you take, like, Clint's mindfulness and whatever and ability to fight and put it in my, like, stature, like, that's an impressive man right there.

00:33:57.640 So basically what we're saying is if we just put my mind into Toad's fucking shitty body, he becomes a killer.

00:34:04.580 That's amazing.

00:34:05.500 And he's agreeing, which is even more remarkable.

00:34:08.580 I don't think so.

00:34:09.300 When we talked about before about how, like, if Clint's mind was in Toad's body, he would also get, like, mad bitches still.

00:34:14.300 There's a mind-body connection when it comes to things like fighting.

00:34:17.380 So, like, you can't just take his fucking unathletic mind and put it in your body.

00:34:22.640 Here's the real competitive advantage I would have is that once I'm in Toad's body, I don't give a fuck what happens to my body.

00:34:30.200 So I am going to be a fighting machine.

00:34:32.420 I'm going just like, oh, you want to hit me directly in the face?

00:34:36.040 I don't give a fuck.

00:34:37.040 You might be right.

00:34:39.360 Like, I think Toad's ailments would go to Clint, not the other way.

00:34:43.080 I think Toad is literally just Toad's mind.

00:34:46.480 My mental ailments would go into Clint's body.

00:34:48.600 I think Toad's body wrap is minor.

00:34:50.000 But my physical ailments would remain with my body, though.

00:34:52.680 Yes, and so Clint would get Toad's physical ailments.

00:34:55.840 Basically, if you make controllers.

00:34:57.320 It's a severe handicap.

00:34:58.780 My brain damage, I think, would go into Clint's body, though, right?

00:35:01.940 This would actually be really funny.

00:35:03.000 What if we could set up a real-life fighting game where we had controllers to make Clint fight, but he could only do the moves that he knew, and we didn't know the controls.

00:35:11.500 So this is what we're talking about here, right?

00:35:13.160 You have the controls, and you're Toad, and Toad does a couple of moves.

00:35:16.760 He might do a bitchy punch.

00:35:18.700 Yeah, so that's what Clint's doing now.

00:35:21.580 So it's got more oomph to it, maybe a little more speed, but still a faggoty little punch, you know?

00:35:25.560 Yeah.

00:35:26.340 He's still like, leave me alone.

00:35:28.700 But Toad has access to the Clint, like, one-shot, like, knock-you-out power.

00:35:33.340 Yeah.

00:35:33.760 He has access to that.

00:35:35.100 But he doesn't know how to do it, though.

00:35:36.300 Yeah.

00:35:38.920 He's got access, but, like, you don't know what the fuck to do, though.

00:35:42.080 What do you do, like, left-down, right-up, B at the same time?

00:35:44.180 Yeah, he doesn't have the controls.

00:35:45.960 He's fucked.

00:35:46.460 That's right.

00:35:46.980 If I was in Clint's body, I could actually fuck a chick, but I wouldn't know what I was doing.

00:35:51.660 Like, if I was in Toad's body, I might blow out a joint in that body or something.

00:35:56.660 But it wouldn't matter, because it's not your body, because you don't give a fuck about it.

00:36:00.840 Yeah, because, like, you use your muscles.

00:36:01.880 Well, it'll heal, too, whatever.

00:36:03.680 Well, wait a minute, though.

00:36:04.620 Well, I'm leaving his body as soon as I'm done with a fight.

00:36:07.300 Clint has, like, one-

00:36:08.220 That's not clear in the hypothetical, but we're making an assumption.

00:36:10.400 But if you die when you're inside the other person's body, do you die or do they die?

00:36:15.140 Ooh, that's quite the paradox.

00:36:18.260 Trust me, Jose.

00:36:19.220 I'm leaving his body when this fight's over.

00:36:21.300 Is the soul of the mind or the body?

00:36:22.480 No matter what.

00:36:22.980 Listen, so, like, Clint talks about how he has, like, instant knockout power.

00:36:29.020 I think Clint loses.

00:36:30.140 I think Clint loses for the fact that, like, when-

00:36:32.480 Sorry, hold that thought.

00:36:33.660 When you get transported into Toad's body, I think you freak out and you have, like, a heart attack or something.

00:36:38.640 And then you die.

00:36:40.140 That makes sense.

00:36:40.480 Because you're, like, you-

00:36:41.420 Because Clint has anxiety.

00:36:43.040 It would be jarring.

00:36:43.660 So he would panic.

00:36:44.820 Imagine.

00:36:46.520 Imagine you wake up-

00:36:46.980 Dude, it's like the worst Freaky Friday remake.

00:36:50.080 I wake up in Toad's body and I'm, like, now I have to fight myself.

00:36:53.080 That's a fucking nightmare.

00:36:53.860 But my body would die.

00:36:55.540 Because Toad has figured out how to work his body.

00:36:58.500 Toad's body is, like, an old, like, 1995 computer that he has figured out.

00:37:02.960 Like, he was, like, no, no, no, no.

00:37:03.740 Listen, I gotta, like, I gotta, like, do, like, there's certain key switches and I can do all this stuff to keep it working.

00:37:08.860 Yeah, and the working is just going forward and backwards.

00:37:11.180 That's really it.

00:37:11.880 And so when you enter it, like, you don't know that process.

00:37:14.880 And so immediately, like I said, probably heart attack.

00:37:17.260 No, I'll tell you, here we go.

00:37:18.480 I haven't just changed my mind.

00:37:19.900 I've changed my mind completely.

00:37:21.680 Clint, you get fucking murdered in Toad's body because Toad, in your body, is a maniac.

00:37:29.160 Toad thinks.

00:37:30.340 Imagine what Toad thinks about himself, but then you put it in a body that could do it.

00:37:34.740 I am.

00:37:35.160 I'm starting to think about the medical.

00:37:36.920 He just immediately starts tearing people's heads off.

00:37:39.140 I'm starting to think about the medical and injury, like, implications because one of you guys brought up a good point.

00:37:43.920 Like, if you do get put in his body, you do have that, like, muscle memory of, like, the stuff you used to be able to do.

00:37:49.020 Like, the speed, the strength.

00:37:50.680 And so you'll literally, like, go to throw a punch and be throwing way too fucking hard to what his body's not accustomed to.

00:37:55.140 You're, like, past his meter.

00:37:56.100 You break his whole wrist.

00:37:56.720 His normal meter.

00:37:58.100 And you're, like, in anime when some character is too powerful and blows your shit.

00:38:02.340 If I'm in Toad's body and I punch as hard as I can, I probably blow it.

00:38:05.860 Like, I probably throw my arm off of his body.

00:38:07.860 You probably break your knuckles because you haven't built.

00:38:10.420 You don't have strong hands, so I guess that doesn't count either.

00:38:12.360 You break your knuckles?

00:38:13.700 No, I have a very, very fragile wrist, so I'm in customs.

00:38:16.020 Dude, I have that compound break that didn't heal right in my life.

00:38:18.900 Yeah, 100%.

00:38:19.480 I have these guerrilla fists.

00:38:20.360 So do I.

00:38:21.280 Yeah, from when that dude threw me.

00:38:23.580 So do I.

00:38:24.780 Maybe not, maybe not.

00:38:25.780 From when that dude threw me.

00:38:27.240 Maybe not, like, computer.

00:38:28.640 Maybe it might be better, like, a car.

00:38:30.680 Like, you know, like, the car you drive.

00:38:32.400 If you ever drove in, like, an old beater, like, you knew how to make it work.

00:38:36.280 You can't let anyone else drive it.

00:38:38.240 That's me.

00:38:38.720 And so someone else drives it, and they're like, no, no, no.

00:38:41.180 You have to, like, when you accelerate from, like, a red light, you have to make sure to,

00:38:44.680 like, accelerate for three seconds, then let it go, and then, like, you have to reaccelerate.

00:38:48.940 And then someone just stomps on the floor.

00:38:50.500 Like, that's what would happen.

00:38:51.240 They would stop on the floor, and the engine would just explode.

00:38:53.420 Oh, my God.

00:38:54.020 So that Clint's, like, that's Toad's body.

00:38:55.580 Clint is, like, a Cadillac, and I'm, like, a jalopy.

00:38:59.120 Take me over Toad's body for the moment.

00:39:01.640 You remember his posture, like, and how he'd stand and stuff?

00:39:04.600 There's probably medical reasons, and he's, like, his body's become, like, accustomed to that now.

00:39:08.480 So if you literally took over his body and had your normal posture, you'd immediately be fucked.

00:39:12.980 Like, what is, like, you'd just be like, I don't even know.

00:39:16.440 Like, I'm all discombobulated.

00:39:18.300 Clint, not only are we saying that you get fucked up, but we're saying that you probably can't even stand up.

00:39:23.520 Like, you stand with your arm like this, and your foot, you know.

00:39:27.960 You're like, you're all on balance.

00:39:31.780 You're, like, you're, you're just looking at it, so you go, and you're, like, you're laying down.

00:39:35.500 You're all in pain.

00:39:36.020 You're like, I understand, Toad.

00:39:38.440 No, I understand.

00:39:39.320 My balance is actually pretty good, though.

00:39:41.320 Some of you guys have been at the age where, like, you're laying down, and you're, like, if I move this way quick, I could break something.

00:39:46.740 Like, in my back.

00:39:47.760 Yes, right?

00:39:48.260 Okay.

00:39:49.160 That's what Toad is, but all the time.

00:39:51.040 He's probably a waiter.

00:39:52.200 With every member of his body.

00:39:54.120 It doesn't matter.

00:39:55.100 Like, he types too fast, and his thumbs break.

00:39:58.400 Like, now that I'm in my 40s.

00:40:00.400 Actually, that happened once.

00:40:01.580 I broke my finger.

00:40:07.160 I don't believe you, but.

00:40:08.560 It did happen.

00:40:09.580 I jammed my ring finger.

00:40:10.860 Can you tell us a story about you being thrown?

00:40:13.180 Because I like that.

00:40:14.460 I've told him on the show before.

00:40:15.960 Yeah, but we like it.

00:40:16.740 Yeah, but we never looked at it.

00:40:17.480 You should have heard of a midget toss contest.

00:40:19.900 Yeah.

00:40:20.420 It was when I was seven or eight years old or whatever, and I weighed 38 pounds or whatever it was.

00:40:26.080 Somewhere in that range.

00:40:26.940 It was like when I was seven exactly or whatever it was.

00:40:30.400 And when I weighed 38 pounds exactly or whatever it was.

00:40:32.680 I was in either first or second grade.

00:40:35.060 I was at recess, and this other kid who was in my class who was this really big kid.

00:40:40.500 So it was like the biggest kid in my class, and I was like the smallest.

00:40:43.480 This kid had to have been probably at least 100 pounds, like 150, maybe this giant Italian.

00:40:49.680 Wait, wait, you're saying a seven-year-old with 150 pounds?

00:40:54.160 Yeah, probably.

00:40:55.400 Well, he weighs 38.

00:40:57.700 Yeah, this giant goon.

00:41:00.020 Yeah, his name was Gourmine.

00:41:01.980 No, I remember this.

00:41:03.380 He was this dumb goon.

00:41:06.460 A behemoth of a child.

00:41:07.400 He picked me up, and he slung me over his shoulder and started running around with me.

00:41:12.420 Was he wearing a full tuxedo?

00:41:14.280 No.

00:41:14.680 Like, we're dressed like elementary school kids, like probably t-shirts, shorts, whatever.

00:41:20.540 I just imagine like a lineman running with like Dobby from Harry Potter in a little...

00:41:24.360 He slings me over his shoulder, and he's like running around with me like this.

00:41:28.160 And I remember he like took me up this like hill that was like between the elementary school

00:41:32.600 and where the high school was, which is now torn down.

00:41:35.320 What was his name?

00:41:35.340 Because I remember being up here that...

00:41:36.500 He's been rehearsing his made-up story.

00:41:37.780 Carmine.

00:41:39.240 Carmine.

00:41:39.860 A hundred and fifty-pound seven-year-old Carmine.

00:41:43.260 He was this big Italian motherfucker.

00:41:45.720 Do you think he's saying shit like, please, Carmine, put me down, Carmine.

00:41:50.140 Please, Carmine, that hurts.

00:41:51.560 Put me down.

00:41:52.100 Were you saying that?

00:41:53.480 Well, it didn't hurt.

00:41:54.580 It was almost like I was going for a ride.

00:41:57.900 I don't know.

00:41:58.780 Hold it, hold it.

00:41:59.400 Just realize what his story is so far.

00:42:01.620 His story so far is that he's less than forty pounds.

00:42:04.440 A similar-aged child is a hundred and fifty pounds.

00:42:07.200 More than three hundred and forty percent his weight.

00:42:10.620 He puts him on his shoulder, and he runs him up a mountain.

00:42:14.240 What the fuck?

00:42:15.360 He ran you up a mountain?

00:42:16.900 This was actually a re-covered Dale bringing up my washing.

00:42:19.180 You're taking a bully.

00:42:20.040 You're on the hero's journey.

00:42:21.360 Toad, Toad, this is what happened.

00:42:22.340 Can we point out the implications of this, that he's making up all this?

00:42:26.120 No, no, no.

00:42:26.560 He's literally rehearsing these stories.

00:42:27.680 No, then what happened was...

00:42:28.980 No, wait.

00:42:29.700 Toad, last week, the same thing happened.

00:42:31.780 Here's what happened.

00:42:32.860 You're telling a story, but this time last week, it pertained to us, and we had to get it right.

00:42:37.320 And you were saying, no, it was on Sunday that the speech was.

00:42:41.040 No, it was on this day.

00:42:42.480 No, but it wasn't.

00:42:43.300 You're completely wrong.

00:42:43.500 No, everything you said was a lie.

00:42:44.400 We went back and we checked.

00:42:45.260 He's a sane liar.

00:42:45.560 You were just wrong.

00:42:46.260 You were just wrong.

00:42:46.980 And you freaked out on us.

00:42:47.880 You freaked out last episode, supposedly.

00:42:49.760 Yeah.

00:42:50.600 He'll probably freak out again, even though you're just telling him the truth.

00:42:54.020 Literally, all of us agree.

00:42:55.800 It's not even like a hundred percent agree.

00:42:57.260 It's like, yes, it wasn't Sunday.

00:42:58.480 Like, it was like Friday morning.

00:43:00.420 And he was like, no, no.

00:43:02.800 I was at the conference.

00:43:03.940 I told you.

00:43:05.180 No.

00:43:06.780 Nope.

00:43:09.120 See?

00:43:10.320 What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

00:43:12.660 It was absolutely Sunday is when that all happened.

00:43:15.140 The debate was Sunday morning.

00:43:16.560 But because of that, because of the presidential shit all happened Sunday.

00:43:18.520 Here's the thing.

00:43:19.120 Here's the thing.

00:43:19.620 We know you believe that.

00:43:20.720 We're not gaslighting you.

00:43:21.600 The debate was Saturday morning.

00:43:22.660 Why are you lying?

00:43:23.800 I feel gaslit by Toad's existence.

00:43:26.300 You're fucking gaslighting me.

00:43:28.060 The debate was Saturday, dude.

00:43:29.760 Maybe I can go back.

00:43:32.660 I'm going to have to scroll back on the lot.

00:43:34.420 No, it wasn't because they were trying to.

00:43:36.760 No, that's the thing.

00:43:38.040 What the fuck?

00:43:39.200 The debate was Saturday, brother.

00:43:40.500 This is important.

00:43:41.820 But it was Saturday morning.

00:43:43.460 Because the funny thing is, if you lie about that.

00:43:45.060 Oh, but the speeches were Sunday, though.

00:43:47.100 Yeah.

00:43:47.900 Yeah.

00:43:48.220 Okay.

00:43:48.520 Yeah.

00:43:48.640 That's what I was saying.

00:43:49.660 Yeah.

00:43:49.820 The speeches were Sunday.

00:43:50.640 That's literally not what you said, though.

00:43:52.380 All right.

00:43:52.560 Yeah.

00:43:52.720 The debate was Saturday.

00:43:53.700 The speeches were Sunday.

00:43:54.700 That's what I was saying.

00:43:55.480 Yes.

00:43:55.860 Roll the tape.

00:43:56.720 Let's go.

00:43:57.480 Let's go.

00:43:57.800 Roll the tape.

00:43:58.840 The other thing was about when I spoke.

00:44:00.560 And I spoke on the last day on Sunday.

00:44:01.820 Oh, my God.

00:44:02.480 Stop fucking lying.

00:44:04.900 I'm not lying.

00:44:05.500 Back to the Carmine story.

00:44:07.040 So he was carrying me around.

00:44:07.720 There's another made-up story that I put way to rest detail into.

00:44:10.240 No, this happened.

00:44:11.260 He carries you up a mountain.

00:44:12.260 He's carrying me around.

00:44:13.600 What was the dates of the convention?

00:44:15.720 He threw me.

00:44:17.040 It was the 22nd through the 26th.

00:44:19.540 He threw – or 23rd through the 26th.

00:44:21.820 But I was there on the 22nd.

00:44:23.040 He's making shit up.

00:44:23.580 The Carmine –

00:44:24.580 He carries you up a mountain.

00:44:27.020 He either, like, threw me or dropped me down, basically.

00:44:29.300 And I landed on my left arm, and my radius and ulna both completely snapped in half.

00:44:33.900 Because he was so tall, just that fall of three feet snapped everything in you?

00:44:37.480 Well, that, and I'm tiny and have brittle bones.

00:44:39.820 Yeah, right.

00:44:40.180 But, like, you were still only 30 pounds.

00:44:41.940 Mr. Glass.

00:44:43.000 I just want everybody to realize –

00:44:44.640 I haven't read the Bible very much.

00:44:47.220 I know all of you have – or you lie, and you pretend that you have.

00:44:49.680 This sounds like a Bible story.

00:44:51.180 And then I remember –

00:44:51.880 This giant just carrying this toddler up a mountain.

00:44:53.200 Well, then I remember my friend Patrick, who saw it happen, was, like, comforting me.

00:44:57.140 I remember that.

00:44:58.060 He got these details.

00:44:59.120 You mean coming to fly?

00:45:00.220 He helped me, like, walk back to –

00:45:01.640 Because it feels rehearsed.

00:45:02.020 He helped me walk back to – into the school or whatever.

00:45:05.100 And then I'm pretty sure what happened was –

00:45:06.960 So, like, obviously I had to go to the nurse or whatever.

00:45:09.440 What the fuck is the nurse?

00:45:10.080 Pretty sure.

00:45:10.740 What do you mean by pretty sure?

00:45:11.840 I wound up having to go to the ER.

00:45:13.280 Do you remember the size of the fucking tits on the nurse?

00:45:15.060 I bet you do.

00:45:16.540 No, I have no idea who the nurse was.

00:45:18.340 Oh, wow.

00:45:18.780 Interesting.

00:45:19.360 Surprising.

00:45:20.380 The thing is, to me, like, I feel like Toad read this in a book.

00:45:24.680 Like, someone read, like, a book, and he was like, this is my story now.

00:45:28.940 No, and then I remember –

00:45:30.140 I feel like that's how it went.

00:45:30.200 I think that's how most of his life was.

00:45:31.140 No, what happened was –

00:45:32.340 So, my mom was working.

00:45:34.320 My mom –

00:45:34.960 My mom –

00:45:35.520 So, I think –

00:45:36.340 Josie said David and Goliath.

00:45:39.040 Either my dad –

00:45:41.000 Child David and Goliath.

00:45:41.720 Either my dad came home from work because he worked closer, so he might have come back.

00:45:45.180 No, no, no.

00:45:45.320 Shut up, Toad.

00:45:46.420 Or my grandmother did it, whatever.

00:45:47.660 But I remember nobody told my mom that this happened.

00:45:50.240 And she came home, and I'm there, like, in a cast.

00:45:51.940 This is what he does when he knows that we know he's lying.

00:45:53.860 He just starts –

00:45:54.500 Yeah, and when he's done with a really good lie, he says, yeah, that's his tell.

00:45:58.960 Yeah.

00:45:59.820 No.

00:46:00.160 I'm trying to find the date on this.

00:46:01.720 Now he's, like, minding about the shit I can't say, yeah.

00:46:04.340 I would destroy you at poker.

00:46:06.140 Oh, there's no chance.

00:46:07.520 I would fuck you in front of your entire family playing poker.

00:46:09.760 Wait up, wait up, wait up.

00:46:09.780 Here we go, guys.

00:46:10.660 Hold on.

00:46:11.300 May 25th is a Saturday, okay?

00:46:14.620 I got a text message from the Pizza John dude.

00:46:17.640 You know that guy that makes pizza art?

00:46:19.500 Yeah, Eric John, yeah.

00:46:20.600 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:21.200 He goes, I told Toad he should withdraw and nominate tomorrow.

00:46:26.160 Would be incredible.

00:46:27.560 I mean, it would be the story of the day.

00:46:29.540 That's what he texted me.

00:46:31.140 And he said he texted you as well, that he told you to do that on the 25th, which is Saturday.

00:46:36.260 I get a lot of messages.

00:46:37.500 When did Jeremy –

00:46:38.320 No, no, no, no, because I told you this.

00:46:41.180 I took the screenshot of this.

00:46:43.040 My inbox is so full.

00:46:44.020 And then I sent it in the chat.

00:46:44.820 And everybody said –

00:46:46.100 The fact still remains that my speech was –

00:46:47.280 You can't even imagine how popular I am.

00:46:49.580 The amount of DMs I get is incredible.

00:46:51.920 Toad's speech was on the next day or later that day.

00:46:55.940 It was Sunday.

00:46:56.020 It was Sunday.

00:46:56.800 So I sent this on Saturday.

00:46:58.500 So don't fucking gaslight me.

00:46:59.580 Yeah, but I still had to do the speech as if I'm running for fucking president.

00:47:03.300 I still had to do this.

00:47:04.020 Okay, but you lied.

00:47:05.380 Under direct inquiry from top, you lied.

00:47:07.380 No, I didn't.

00:47:07.780 Thank you.

00:47:08.060 Can you imagine if we had he and Road Tower Gang fame into the presidential nomination?

00:47:13.240 As a Fed, that would have been nuts.

00:47:14.940 It was close.

00:47:15.460 I didn't lie, and I seriously do not remember –

00:47:18.140 I seriously don't remember –

00:47:19.200 He got more votes than Donald Trump.

00:47:20.040 You don't deny the Fed allegation?

00:47:21.820 I don't remember those two clips at all.

00:47:22.740 I was talking about Toad.

00:47:23.900 What?

00:47:24.460 Oh, me too.

00:47:24.980 The Fed, yeah.

00:47:25.660 Oh, okay, yeah.

00:47:26.760 I'm glad we're all on the same page that the federal informant is Toad.

00:47:29.880 Toad, you're wrong, and your reality is incorrect.

00:47:31.700 I'm not, because my –

00:47:33.200 The whole thing was my speech was on the last day, so I just didn't –

00:47:36.960 I know, but you pretended that Top hadn't told you to do that on Saturday.

00:47:41.420 You went and you didn't do it on Sunday.

00:47:43.020 You said we didn't talk about that until after the speech.

00:47:45.020 He called me and told me after I had done that speech.

00:47:46.880 No, he just said it on Saturday.

00:47:48.980 On Sunday.

00:47:50.100 We're going to relive the same lie over and over and over.

00:47:53.480 He called me on Sunday.

00:47:54.700 I probably have it right here.

00:47:55.860 Dude.

00:47:56.460 That was the only time I talked to Top.

00:47:57.980 He's going to look at me and he's going to go.

00:47:59.260 All right, this is boring content, but you're being gaslit.

00:48:02.340 It's nuts.

00:48:02.920 No, it's on Saturday.

00:48:03.980 It's not being gaslit.

00:48:05.140 I'm proving a point.

00:48:05.860 It was on Saturday.

00:48:06.360 The DMs were happening on Saturday because I was fucking reacting to them.

00:48:10.860 I talked to Top at 1.26 p.m.

00:48:14.640 Get the fuck out of here.

00:48:16.400 Did you come back?

00:48:16.940 Fuck you.

00:48:18.280 No.

00:48:18.820 This is –

00:48:19.820 Listen, I have a subject.

00:48:21.760 I want to talk about this.

00:48:22.120 This man's a pathological liar, and it's okay.

00:48:23.560 I'm not.

00:48:24.720 I'm not.

00:48:25.820 These stories are legit.

00:48:27.320 What were we talking about before we got sidetracked with this goddamn convention shit again?

00:48:31.840 My broken arm.

00:48:32.180 Were we talking about seven of his fucking gay stories?

00:48:34.580 Tell a new story.

00:48:35.620 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:36.020 No, I have a subject I want to talk about, and it was about Red Lobster.

00:48:40.500 And y'all probably saw this.

00:48:41.200 Dude, yeah.

00:48:42.460 RIP, brother.

00:48:43.300 That's so sad.

00:48:44.320 RIP Red Lobster.

00:48:45.420 And honestly, RIP Buffalo Wild Wings because they're about to go through the same shit.

00:48:48.920 They next.

00:48:49.760 They next.

00:48:51.040 Listen, if y'all don't know –

00:48:52.020 Really?

00:48:52.380 Their name looks like BBW.

00:48:54.260 Dude, B-Dubs is the shit.

00:48:56.060 They're fucked.

00:48:56.220 Are you really trying to do an Ian Carroll, like, just rehash right now?

00:48:59.500 Is that what you're doing?

00:48:59.840 You totally watched the Ian Carroll video, and I'm just rehearsing it right now.

00:49:02.460 Ian Carroll?

00:49:03.320 I don't know who that is.

00:49:03.880 That's where you probably saw it on Twitter.

00:49:05.120 Cancel Coloco.

00:49:05.780 That's my homeboy.

00:49:06.720 No, I have no idea.

00:49:07.680 What did he do?

00:49:08.440 No, me and Top talked about this.

00:49:09.920 He talks about the short selling that people –

00:49:12.960 Yeah.

00:49:12.980 Like, there's financial wizards that are trying to take out.

00:49:15.300 No, I was just going to say that, like –

00:49:17.600 No, how they went out of business is –

00:49:18.820 He totally saw this as a video, and he doesn't even remember, and he's just going over it.

00:49:22.100 No, I don't.

00:49:22.800 I already saw a different – like, I already read other shit, like, and saw other shit.

00:49:26.880 You didn't read nothing, you liar.

00:49:28.200 He's like, I didn't watch a video.

00:49:29.500 I saw a meme on Instagram, and it taught me everything I knew.

00:49:31.440 Exactly.

00:49:31.840 I did.

00:49:32.260 I did see a meme on Instagram.

00:49:34.460 Exactly.

00:49:35.400 Okay, wait.

00:49:35.840 I'm telling that, because now I'm confused.

00:49:37.020 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:49:38.000 Okay, so – but Red Lobster is going on business.

00:49:40.020 Corporate espionage.

00:49:40.340 There you go.

00:49:40.700 Red Lobster is going on business.

00:49:41.500 Don't ask him to try and explain how this is going to happen.

00:49:44.640 He doesn't know.

00:49:45.560 No, no, no.

00:49:45.920 Corporate espionage.

00:49:46.660 They took out Red Lobster.

00:49:48.380 They're going to do it to B-dubs.

00:49:49.760 No, no, no.

00:49:50.040 Hold on.

00:49:50.560 Shut up.

00:49:51.000 Shut up, Jose.

00:49:52.040 You guys are getting political.

00:49:53.020 Shut up.

00:49:53.200 I did see a meme on Instagram.

00:49:54.880 I screenshotted it, and I sent it to you all, and it was about Red Lobster.

00:49:58.440 So Red Lobster is going on.

00:49:59.620 They filed for bankruptcy, and because all of their franchise, and all of them are having problems

00:50:05.180 because of the endless shrimp.

00:50:07.260 That's the real problem here.

00:50:08.280 It's the entire – it's just one entree that put them out of business.

00:50:11.400 One entree put them out of – and it wasn't even the entree because they've done it in the shrimp before.

00:50:14.480 They hit order, and they hit infinity, and that's what really fucked them over.

00:50:17.900 But five – but like five, ten years ago, in the shrimp hat was fine.

00:50:21.980 Their balance sheet is just one entry that says infinite dollars for shrimp.

00:50:26.880 It's like – you expected to stay solvent with that?

00:50:31.880 It's our whole business model.

00:50:34.620 It was.

00:50:35.600 Listen, it's crazy.

00:50:36.760 This is the real story of Red Lobster.

00:50:38.280 I can't wait for the documentary.

00:50:39.260 We acquired $1 trillion of shrimp.

00:50:41.820 Go ahead.

00:50:42.240 Listen, and you can find it.

00:50:44.300 Honestly, Andy – or not Andy.

00:50:46.020 No one's there.

00:50:46.480 But Tyler, if y'all are there, can you look up like why –

00:50:49.400 I'm not going to do it.

00:50:50.420 This meme or try to find it.

00:50:52.200 Because so – so like Red Lobster rolls out endless shrimp, and all the Red Lobsters are franchised.

00:50:57.720 So you have like the company above, and then you have these franchisees.

00:51:00.340 And like the real problem was these black people were coming into Red Lobster ordering one endless shrimp for $20, bringing 10 dudes coming in, and they'd be like, we all eat endless shrimp now.

00:51:12.260 Like we all ordered like a water, and we just chowed down on endless shrimp for $20.

00:51:16.080 I eat enough of a shrimp now, boss.

00:51:18.500 I'm looking for the article, and I found a black article that says –

00:51:20.740 Her name was Boba Hall.

00:51:21.540 How to conquer Red Lobster's endless shrimp.

00:51:24.620 No, you didn't.

00:51:26.000 They said it should be considered a national holiday.

00:51:29.940 So black people –

00:51:30.740 This is the equivalent of short-selling for black people.

00:51:34.560 They were short in the shrimp.

00:51:35.880 Black people would go there.

00:51:37.180 Short the shrimp.

00:51:37.880 They ordered one soda.

00:51:38.960 One soda.

00:51:39.400 And then they'd be like, for like a whole family, and then they'd be like, just endless shrimp, one endless shrimp, and then just keep getting endless shrimp.

00:51:45.680 And they were like, this is a problem.

00:51:47.280 You said endless to corporate, and corporate was like, give them fucking endless.

00:51:50.920 Like who's doing endless?

00:51:52.200 No, no, no.

00:51:52.340 What was happening was that the franchises were going – were kicking out these black people.

00:51:56.680 Yeah.

00:51:56.960 And then the corporate said, no, you can't.

00:51:59.200 You can't kick them out.

00:52:00.160 You have to keep them –

00:52:00.840 Give them the shrimp.

00:52:01.880 Don't be racist.

00:52:03.560 We're like, okay, we won't kick them out.

00:52:05.420 He's napping and then eating lunch later with the same endless shrimp.

00:52:10.300 And it's an entire football team.

00:52:12.160 If they're taking a nap, they're going to keep eating.

00:52:14.380 One endless shrimp, $8.

00:52:16.580 You just eat one every 10 minutes or so?

00:52:19.200 They don't leave me to.

00:52:19.940 Linger there?

00:52:21.200 You know that they don't even leave tip.

00:52:23.160 They go there, they order like – are we going to get like three Coca-Colas?

00:52:27.380 Honestly, they get one Coca-Cola because it's also endless refills.

00:52:30.960 And then they just go like, I need two to start with, and then just keep bringing out two Coca-Colas because I drink really fast.

00:52:36.200 And they just –

00:52:37.100 $25 split between a dozen dudes.

00:52:40.100 It's like $2 a person.

00:52:41.940 And they eat like mountains of endless shrimp.

00:52:44.540 It's $12 between like six people.

00:52:47.400 Dude, if you're a homeless dude and you just need to get $12, you're set for the day.

00:52:51.140 You have shelter.

00:52:52.060 You just sit there the entire hours or open and just eat a shrimp every 10 minutes.

00:52:55.960 And at the end, you die of mercury poisoning.

00:52:59.900 It's perfect.

00:53:02.160 Maybe that's why they can't hear the beep.

00:53:03.660 Maybe something in the shrimp.

00:53:04.820 But they're like – so they're doing this, and they're putting Red Lobster out of business.

00:53:08.020 And Red Lobster is like struggling, but they can't fight back because they're held by whatever ESG standards that need us to do this.

00:53:14.160 Yeah, it was DEI for sure.

00:53:14.860 That fucked them.

00:53:15.560 That's amazing.

00:53:16.360 Like it's so obvious.

00:53:17.340 You can't allow people to do that.

00:53:19.140 Like if you – like back in the day, one of my favorite spots –

00:53:21.860 What do you do when they're not people?

00:53:24.860 They need that state shrimp.

00:53:26.680 Clint was making a coherent point.

00:53:28.120 They literally tried to kick them out, and the corporate was like, no, you can't do that.

00:53:32.800 And the franchises said, okay, we'll just then give them as much shrimp as they want.

00:53:36.860 And they literally went out of business because of it.

00:53:38.620 Dude, my favorite –

00:53:39.740 You didn't see the Chinese woman, Clint?

00:53:42.840 She's the president of Red Lobster, and she's saying like, yo, like this shit tanked us.

00:53:47.360 It's a Chinese woman.

00:53:47.980 Oh, I haven't seen her talking.

00:53:49.420 No, I didn't know that it was Chinese.

00:53:50.700 It's the craziest thing to see.

00:53:51.680 Dude, that's crazy because a Chinese CEO, female, you would think would just be like,

00:53:56.360 hurry up and get the fuck out.

00:53:57.860 Like, you know, hurry up and buy.

00:53:59.440 Like, they don't play that shit.

00:54:00.220 Okay, okay, get out.

00:54:00.900 Get out.

00:54:01.560 Why are you in my store?

00:54:03.060 Get out.

00:54:05.120 A dozen of you walk in, you think you eat shrimp all fucking day?

00:54:08.500 You get out of my establishment.

00:54:10.140 Why are you –

00:54:11.060 Why are you –

00:54:11.080 Get out.

00:54:12.220 Why are you English shrimping?

00:54:13.600 Stop.

00:54:14.200 Like, stop English shrimping.

00:54:16.960 Yo, that's what we –

00:54:17.780 So, me and Cole were at an event like for this – my local library,

00:54:20.660 and they were giving every kid a doll, and my kids were, like, next in line,

00:54:24.640 and then, like, five black kids, 14, 15, whatever, for a doll.

00:54:28.540 They skip us, and they all start grabbing one and two.

00:54:31.560 Yeah.

00:54:31.740 Like, three, four, and they, yo, give one for Shaquan like this.

00:54:35.320 And Cole looks at me.

00:54:36.480 He's like – like, he just looks at me.

00:54:37.660 I'm like, I'm thinking.

00:54:38.380 And later on, I go, they were just endless shrimping.

00:54:41.300 That's what they're doing.

00:54:42.060 Endless shrimping.

00:54:43.040 Endless shrimping.

00:54:43.980 That's what we call it whenever they chimp out, endless shrimping.

00:54:46.340 No, no, no.

00:54:46.840 Not chimp out.

00:54:47.740 The chimp out is still chimp out.

00:54:49.120 It's whenever they steal shit.

00:54:50.500 Like, whenever they – like, something's free or something's really cheap,

00:54:53.900 they're in the shrimp.

00:54:54.980 They're in the shrimping.

00:54:55.880 And they come in, and they just take it.

00:54:56.360 I feel like there needs to be a component of, like, pulling off a good scam, though.

00:54:58.200 You think black kids do that on Halloween?

00:55:00.420 Yes, they do.

00:55:01.420 They take the –

00:55:02.260 Oh, thank you.

00:55:03.580 And this is why in white neighborhoods, you could leave out a jar with a –

00:55:07.000 you know, a pumpkin jar with a whole bunch of candy and say, take one.

00:55:10.700 And they will.

00:55:11.960 In Coney Island, you can't do it.

00:55:14.780 Can you do it by you, Toad?

00:55:17.160 No.

00:55:17.900 No, you cannot.

00:55:18.280 Exactly.

00:55:18.760 Are there black people by you?

00:55:19.520 See, this is how you know that I'm a little bit black.

00:55:21.540 There are some.

00:55:22.100 When I was a kid, I would take two or three.

00:55:24.020 When I said take one, I would take two or three.

00:55:25.640 You were partaking in endless shrimp behavior.

00:55:29.080 No, no.

00:55:29.340 Hold on.

00:55:30.980 You had some, like, will about you.

00:55:36.440 We were just – so we went to Walmart before we went to the beach.

00:55:40.000 And Liz didn't want to admit –

00:55:40.700 How much shit did you steal?

00:55:42.320 I see.

00:55:42.780 You know.

00:55:43.700 So I came out, and it was actually kind of funny.

00:55:46.060 My son wanted this fucking toy, and I was like, this toy?

00:55:48.320 He has the same toy.

00:55:49.460 His same one?

00:55:50.120 He has the same one, but he wanted it again.

00:55:51.760 He has the same one twice already.

00:55:53.440 He has two versions.

00:55:54.420 I don't just buy my kids a toy every time we go to the store, but, like, he's been doing –

00:55:57.740 He wears, like, this retainer sort of thing.

00:55:59.400 So I'm like, this is a reward.

00:56:00.720 Pick a toy.

00:56:01.600 Keep it under $10.

00:56:02.700 He picked the same toy.

00:56:03.640 I'm like, do you really want this fucking toy again?

00:56:05.520 And yes, yes.

00:56:06.100 He really – he wanted it.

00:56:07.100 So I was like, fine.

00:56:08.020 So we go to the register.

00:56:09.540 I scan my shit.

00:56:10.720 My son goes, I want to scan my toy.

00:56:13.040 So I go, okay, go ahead, and I tell him how to do it.

00:56:15.380 He takes it, passes it over.

00:56:16.980 I said, oh, that didn't work.

00:56:18.340 Do it again.

00:56:19.100 He passes it over, and I said, put it in the bag.

00:56:21.780 So we stole that, and then I scan some more shit, and my wife goes, hey, don't forget

00:56:26.160 that makeup right there, and I go, boop, and I just put it in the bag.

00:56:29.320 Stole it.

00:56:30.240 And then I walk out, and I tell Liz and Cole the story, and I was like, yeah, I just stole

00:56:34.340 this shit.

00:56:34.780 And Liz was like embarrassed because first off, she stole something, but then didn't

00:56:39.840 want to tell me.

00:56:40.840 She said, oh, my God.

00:56:41.620 She told me specifically, she was like, do not tell Top that I stole this.

00:56:45.380 And then we –

00:56:45.940 You guys were all in the shrimping.

00:56:47.460 Like literally 30 seconds later, Top goes, I just stole this, this, and this.

00:56:51.360 And I go, you won't believe this, but –

00:56:54.280 We did too.

00:56:55.300 So here's the thing, though.

00:56:56.460 We steal within reason from Walmart.

00:56:59.220 Like one, two things, small things.

00:57:02.020 On Halloween, it says, please take one.

00:57:04.460 I take two or three.

00:57:05.880 Yeah, that's absolutely entrepreneurial white people behavior.

00:57:08.860 Like we don't go too nuts with it, you know?

00:57:10.940 We were breaking this –

00:57:12.600 Just take one, steal one.

00:57:13.380 Me and Top are breaking this down.

00:57:14.020 It was like, listen, we pay for 90%.

00:57:17.040 We steal 10%.

00:57:18.720 It's totally flipped the other way around with black people.

00:57:21.100 It's steal –

00:57:21.680 They pay for one, they bring nine to their homeboys, and they eat for the rest of their

00:57:24.660 existence.

00:57:24.860 Yes.

00:57:25.200 And so like –

00:57:26.040 And honestly –

00:57:26.700 And they fuck it up for the rest of us.

00:57:27.920 And Walmart's okay.

00:57:29.120 Walmart's like, price of doing business is 10% stealing.

00:57:32.900 Whatever.

00:57:33.260 This is right.

00:57:33.940 And the black people come in and they go like, no, we're going to steal 90% now.

00:57:37.080 And they're like, we're going to shut down because you fucked us.

00:57:39.240 Dude, hey, real shit as a business person, it's called shrink, and there is an expectation

00:57:44.160 of shoplifting.

00:57:45.720 So like you will say like, we expect there to be 5% shrink this quarter.

00:57:50.640 That's us.

00:57:51.180 But then black people show up in your business.

00:57:54.140 We out here, baby.

00:57:55.240 Black people show up in your business, and shrink goes from 5% to 90%, and you're fucked.

00:57:58.720 You're done.

00:57:59.160 Yeah, you're fucked.

00:57:59.680 It's not shrink, it's shrink.

00:58:00.580 Because they just see the whole – they see all of life in the shrimp.

00:58:03.860 You're going to keep the scam going.

00:58:04.820 It's like that low – it's that high-time preference behavior where we have low-time

00:58:08.480 preference.

00:58:08.900 This is –

00:58:09.180 Yeah, we're like, I want Walmart to stay open.

00:58:11.680 Yeah, I'm stealing a little bit.

00:58:13.040 I want to be able to steal for the rest of my life.

00:58:15.240 They're like, I just want to steal this week.

00:58:16.740 This is what Owen talks about.

00:58:18.640 They're in their element.

00:58:19.660 They're eating mangoes from a tree.

00:58:20.900 But this right here is a dude – this is a black dude waist deep in water eating all

00:58:25.280 the fish in this pond.

00:58:26.480 Just eating it, eating it, eating it, wasting it, eating it, and then realize my whole village

00:58:31.220 is going to die because now I have nothing in my pond.

00:58:33.860 And this happens constant, constant, constant.

00:58:35.640 He's literally grabbing a fish, taking a bite, and killing it, and then just dropping

00:58:38.900 it in the water.

00:58:39.620 Like, it's just like, it's so wasteful.

00:58:42.020 That's how they eat the shrimp too, probably.

00:58:43.380 They probably got a little bite.

00:58:44.540 They eat the heads off, and they just throw it down.

00:58:46.660 They're like, you know, you have so much left.

00:58:48.520 And they go, mm, I got another –

00:58:49.520 And they look at you like you're a crazy person.

00:58:52.880 They go, hey, it's endless.

00:58:54.720 Do you understand what we're doing here?

00:58:56.180 Don't you know there's infinite shrimp?

00:58:56.780 I didn't even think of that, Sam.

00:58:58.140 You could just nibble a little bit so you don't get full too quick.

00:59:02.120 Jesus Christ.

00:59:04.260 What if they had Jesus in the back cooking the shrimp?

00:59:06.600 Like, you know how he was like, like, kept on – like, what – he had wine and fish,

00:59:10.520 and he just kept feeding people and shit, like, folding it over.

00:59:12.840 It was like, it's endless shrimp.

00:59:13.640 These niggas keep coming in here.

00:59:14.960 No, that's legitimately – I think what they think –

00:59:16.920 I think that because they hear endless, they think it's literally infinite.

00:59:19.960 And they go, like, why do you need it?

00:59:21.480 Read a Misesian economics.

00:59:24.020 They're like, wait a minute.

00:59:24.800 How did Red Lobster close?

00:59:26.220 I thought it was endless.

00:59:26.840 Modern monetary theory run amok.

00:59:28.720 Have you never read human action?

00:59:31.980 You know, modern monkey theory.

00:59:34.460 Oh, save that for the hit clip.

00:59:38.300 Wow.

00:59:39.280 By the way, so now on.

00:59:41.460 It's endless shrimp under modern monkey theory.

00:59:44.240 That's a chapter in the book.

00:59:45.620 We should actually write a Tower Gang book.

00:59:47.720 A Tower Gang racist monetary theory book.

00:59:50.400 That would be so good.

00:59:52.000 That would be amazing.

00:59:52.640 There was no group of people on earth that could intertwine, like, genuine economic thought

00:59:57.020 with racism in the way that we could.

00:59:59.120 Like, no.

01:00:00.040 We're masters.

01:00:00.900 We're unmastered.

01:00:01.300 So, from now on, whenever you see a black person just stealing in all these videos,

01:00:06.720 you see, they're out there.

01:00:08.300 They're easy.

01:00:09.000 Shrimplation.

01:00:10.480 You got to use language they understand.

01:00:12.080 You can't say high time preference behavior.

01:00:14.140 You have to say endless shrimping.

01:00:15.040 You're endless shrimping, dude.

01:00:16.060 They're endless shrimping, dog.

01:00:16.660 They're endless shrimping.

01:00:17.280 Speak your language.

01:00:18.440 Yo, you remember how we used to go to Red Lobster every Sunday?

01:00:21.100 Well, that shit ain't there anymore.

01:00:22.340 You know why?

01:00:23.020 Because you're endless shrimping right now.

01:00:24.400 You're endless shrimping.

01:00:25.700 You got to think about this shit.

01:00:27.040 And honestly, you can see it.

01:00:29.080 Maz Turei, take notes.

01:00:32.260 Oh, by the way, where are all the black people voting for you, huh?

01:00:35.620 Where are all the black people with their guns and shit?

01:00:37.260 Oh, they're not involved?

01:00:38.580 No.

01:00:38.920 No, there was no black people there.

01:00:40.380 He was just using the party just to sell t-shirts and whatever the fuck he was.

01:00:43.400 He's not even selling anything else.

01:00:45.180 I think there was like one.

01:00:46.660 I think like there was Maz and like maybe two other black dudes.

01:00:49.240 My dude's grifting so hard.

01:00:51.300 So hard off the LP and they can't say anything.

01:00:53.900 I love that.

01:00:54.120 Dude, I'm pretty sure the LP and H pointed out that it's literally a complete grift.

01:00:57.380 I don't know if that's true or not.

01:00:58.500 Maybe it's not.

01:00:59.060 But it literally is like we're not even associated.

01:01:00.860 Where's his delegates at?

01:01:02.460 I don't know if it's true or not.

01:01:04.040 But it would be pretty wild.

01:01:04.880 I don't think it's true.

01:01:05.780 If he was Andrew Shrimp and at that level, that'd be pretty wild.

01:01:08.620 You're telling me the Libertarian Party has paired up with this guy to just basically give black people guns?

01:01:14.460 I hate the Libertarian Party.

01:01:15.960 Does that not sound exactly like something the Libertarian Party would do?

01:01:19.020 It's so fucking crazy.

01:01:20.120 That's endless shrimp behavior.

01:01:21.520 That's what that is.

01:01:22.100 Endless shrimp behavior.

01:01:23.180 Yeah.

01:01:23.340 And you know what?

01:01:24.000 Jewish people in the LP should not be repeating that behavior.

01:01:26.820 Dude, that's endless nine million behavior.

01:01:28.400 Yeah, Buzz, do you think that Maja's like things like they come up and he has all these gats just laid out and they just start grabbing them all?

01:01:36.900 Like one dude, he just grabs like eight boxes and he's endless shrimp and like firearms.

01:01:43.460 Do you think Maja's ever endless shrimp?

01:01:45.920 Like when to...

01:01:47.120 Here's a better question.

01:01:48.780 Maja lives off endless shrimp, dude.

01:01:50.260 Here's a better question about all the black people we know.

01:01:52.700 It's not like have they endless shrimp.

01:01:54.620 They endless shrimp.

01:01:55.800 Flavor Flavor was at Red Lobster endless shrimping.

01:01:58.280 He took a picture of himself.

01:01:59.900 Barack Obama.

01:02:00.700 Endless shrimp.

01:02:01.420 I think...

01:02:01.880 You know Barack Obama.

01:02:03.960 I'm going to get some endless shrimp.

01:02:05.860 He goes to Red Lobster.

01:02:08.160 Barack Obama goes to Red Lobster again.

01:02:09.360 We come in here, we pay $12, all my nigga's beaten.

01:02:13.300 You know he goes in there and he has Michelle there and he knows Michelle is just an endless, bottomless pit.

01:02:18.320 Yeah, Jay-Z be like, a big shrimp.

01:02:20.720 She's a...

01:02:21.440 She's...

01:02:22.360 You know Michelle is just dropping down shrimp.

01:02:25.540 He's like, I ain't paying for her.

01:02:26.800 It's like black people at a buffet when you get the crab out.

01:02:29.680 But listen, what I'm saying is...

01:02:30.760 Can you imagine how many shrimp Michelle Obama could eat?

01:02:33.200 That bitch can eat.

01:02:33.620 Oh my God.

01:02:34.120 Dude, how many to fill up that back?

01:02:35.980 Listen, have you noticed that...

01:02:37.560 The question here is, when you see a black person, they've endless shrimp, no doubt about it.

01:02:41.820 They've endless shrimp.

01:02:42.500 If there's any black people in the chat...

01:02:43.600 No doubt about it.

01:02:44.880 Let me know.

01:02:45.380 But the number would be from one to maybe let's say 20 being the highest of how many servings of endless shrimp you've cycled in.

01:02:56.200 You know what I mean?

01:02:56.680 So that's how we should judge them on a one to maybe one to 15 range, 15 being...

01:03:01.320 Because 15 is crazy, but they'll do 15 in one sitting.

01:03:05.180 Yeah, but they also have 15 dudes with them.

01:03:07.720 Even for one person, they'll do it to themselves.

01:03:10.620 The correlation I was trying to make earlier is that growing up in San Diego, there was this place called Sue Plantation.

01:03:16.640 And it was my fucking...

01:03:17.400 It was my jam.

01:03:18.180 It was my favorite spot.

01:03:18.860 It's just a salad bar.

01:03:19.800 It's just a big motherfucking salad bar.

01:03:21.620 And I was so poor when I was in my 20s, like my early 20s going through college and shit,

01:03:26.280 that me and my buddy Eric would try and go, and through high school for that matter.

01:03:30.380 I was poor all through that period.

01:03:31.420 And I was like, yo, let's fucking go to Sue Plantation.

01:03:34.100 One of us buys.

01:03:35.120 The other one says that we're not eating.

01:03:36.640 We're just going to hang out.

01:03:37.780 And then he would sit there and he'd eat muffins and shit.

01:03:40.920 But they would kick us out.

01:03:42.060 They don't play that shit.

01:03:43.000 White businesses, they're like, fucking get the fuck out of here.

01:03:45.500 We ain't going out of business.

01:03:46.240 By the way, they went out of business anyways, even though they wouldn't stand for endless shrimping.

01:03:50.920 But Red Lobster, the CEO level is saying, yo, we have to let these fucking people endless

01:03:57.040 shrimp us to death.

01:03:57.920 Let them eat shrimp.

01:03:59.260 I literally had that thought earlier, too.

01:04:01.940 I thought about doing the Asian accent when we mentioned the CEO.

01:04:04.560 I'm like, no, that's just not going to work.

01:04:05.960 Let them eat shrimp.

01:04:08.060 I can't believe we just did a fucking 20-minute bid off that question.

01:04:13.200 It wasn't even a mailback question.

01:04:15.880 I wanted to do a segue real quick, and if I can just get an apology from Clint really

01:04:20.420 quick.

01:04:21.060 He goes on to say that he believes, now, correct me if I'm wrong, you actually watched it earlier

01:04:25.820 and kind of saw it twice because we watched it before the show, that the UFOs and these

01:04:29.520 aliens are Nephilim.

01:04:30.920 But can you explain what that means?

01:04:32.600 What is that?

01:04:33.600 Well, for the record, Clint's a Nephilim.

01:04:35.100 Yeah, I am a Nephilim.

01:04:36.060 But also, for the record, I did not know even what the word was until about a year ago.

01:04:41.080 My buddy Toplofster, who's absolutely obsessed with the Nephilim, he has a show called

01:04:44.440 Nephilim Death Squad.

01:04:45.140 So, him and Raven, they talk about the Nephilim all the time.

01:04:48.320 What the Nephilim are...

01:04:48.940 We had them on the show here talking about the Nephilim, and then I think that was our

01:04:53.700 biggest show.

01:04:55.060 Yeah.

01:04:55.620 I think we had like 9,000 viewers.

01:04:57.580 And they still haven't paid my friend.

01:05:01.080 Wait, what?

01:05:02.320 Paid?

01:05:02.520 I was on his biggest show, and they still haven't paid you.

01:05:05.040 Anyway, listen, I just wanted to take a little victory lap here on Tower Gang.

01:05:09.380 More people watch this show.

01:05:10.620 I took my victory lap already on Nephilim Death Squad.

01:05:12.620 I just feel like I'm racking up W's against Clint.

01:05:15.640 He's not even playing in the game with me anymore at this point.

01:05:18.420 I don't think Clint everyone's playing in the game with you.

01:05:20.320 I literally don't know.

01:05:21.380 We've just laughed at you and followers like five times.

01:05:23.000 Yeah, I don't know what W's you're racking.

01:05:25.540 Because what?

01:05:26.880 Because what?

01:05:27.440 W's.

01:05:27.840 I mean, I'm slamming on you.

01:05:28.920 I'm just fucking slamming on you.

01:05:29.820 Okay, but like explain the slam.

01:05:31.760 I just gave you a plug on the show, and you tell me I have to apologize?

01:05:35.180 What the fuck is happening?

01:05:36.440 Apologize to me.

01:05:37.860 The gulls this man.

01:05:39.240 Whatever.

01:05:40.340 So Tucker the other day was talking about.

01:05:42.320 I gave you a nice shout out.

01:05:43.840 Tucker was talking about the Nephilim.

01:05:44.720 Can we get Top to clarify what I'm apologizing for?

01:05:47.380 What did I do?

01:05:48.520 I'm just saying, I think it's funny.

01:05:50.060 Just apologize, I guess.

01:05:51.020 I don't know.

01:05:51.320 I think it's funny that how we've went from, I said something about this, and you were like,

01:05:56.000 you're fucking out of your mind.

01:05:57.700 And now we're over here where you're like, I've heard this now a number of times, and

01:06:02.300 it's beginning to concern me.

01:06:03.500 Because someone I respect said it, and now I have to reflect on all the shit that Top

01:06:09.360 said to me in the past, and I'm like.

01:06:10.580 Yes.

01:06:11.020 Have you seen that about this?

01:06:11.740 And he looked at me and said, you're fucking crazy, but I like you still.

01:06:14.860 Same thing with Tucker.

01:06:16.340 But then Tucker says it, and I'm like, well, maybe the Nephilim are real.

01:06:18.800 All right, go ahead.

01:06:19.140 If the comments don't know, what happened was Tucker was talking about the Nephilim without

01:06:24.020 actually name-dropping Nephilim, but he was like, I mean, just basically.

01:06:28.300 Name the Neph, Tuck.

01:06:30.520 Name the Neph.

01:06:31.380 Say their name.

01:06:33.180 Clint says it to us, and he's like, what the fuck, Top?

01:06:36.300 And Top's running a victory lap around to me.

01:06:39.660 I'm here listening to it, and Top's going like, I fucking told Clint.

01:06:44.040 He fucking doesn't know.

01:06:45.300 Who would have thought Clint wouldn't take his, Top's like, well-reasoned, you know,

01:06:50.440 arguments for the existence of the Nephilim?

01:06:52.680 Oh, his well-reasoned arguments that the Bible says so.

01:06:55.740 Sorry.

01:06:56.900 The Bible says so, faggot.

01:06:59.760 It was revealed to me in a dream.

01:07:02.040 I actually found out.

01:07:05.640 I posted a Bible verse, and I got like a limited whatever warning that I violated something.

01:07:13.120 I don't know if you guys saw this.

01:07:14.120 And the entire chapter of Matthew 27, which is the Jews crucifying Jesus.

01:07:17.520 It's illegal now.

01:07:18.200 And by the way, at the end of that clip, at the end of that clip, I say, as much as I

01:07:24.180 respect Tucker Carlson, I'm going to need a little bit more evidence than that.

01:07:27.160 It's the exact same take I have with your fucking ass when it comes to Nephilim.

01:07:30.400 It's funny.

01:07:31.120 You never said that.

01:07:31.920 He says, I have sources in the government.

01:07:34.040 What?

01:07:34.820 I said, you never said that because we didn't see it.

01:07:36.560 So, Clint, you're full of shit.

01:07:38.320 Because I stopped the clip, and now this is reality.

01:07:41.540 Okay, fine.

01:07:42.220 You know what?

01:07:42.980 That's some endless shrimp editing right there.

01:07:44.640 This is very much endless shrimp behavior.

01:07:48.940 You have this guy with this huge platform that shouts you out and then just berate him

01:07:54.460 to a degree that you might be pushing it.

01:07:57.060 Maybe dial it back.

01:07:59.160 Just do it a little bit like normal shrimp.

01:08:00.500 I even said Nephilim Death Squad on YouTube, which I wasn't allowed to say.

01:08:04.220 That's fucking love right there.

01:08:05.800 I didn't have to do that.

01:08:06.700 And I appreciate you, but I do enjoy.

01:08:08.620 But I still want you to apologize.

01:08:10.660 No, no, no.

01:08:11.280 I'm joking about that.

01:08:12.020 I just do enjoy the fact that, and I'm scared.

01:08:14.600 I'm a little bit scared.

01:08:15.500 I would like to be called crazy, and then shit comes out, and you go, you're stupid.

01:08:18.980 But now, every time we look now, I'm like, oh, fuck.

01:08:22.180 Dude, it's weird.

01:08:23.320 I'm telling you.

01:08:24.520 Look, I'm as shocked as anybody, probably more shocked than anybody, that all the fucking

01:08:29.640 psychotic ramblings that you did a year ago seem to come into fruition.

01:08:33.420 It's horrifying.

01:08:34.940 It's horrifying.

01:08:35.820 I don't like it at all.

01:08:36.980 I was high when I wrote this, and I was like, oh, damn.

01:08:39.420 That wasn't good.

01:08:40.100 Wait, I just want to really quick ask, because I think y'all glazed over this real too quick.

01:08:44.400 I don't know.

01:08:45.400 My wife steals from Walmart a lot.

01:08:47.700 A lot, yeah.

01:08:49.060 We're not surprised.

01:08:50.460 Well, like, Jose, does your wife steal from Walmart?

01:08:52.560 I'm going to be honest with you, Paul.

01:08:53.500 No, no.

01:08:53.880 We're not stealing people.

01:08:54.540 Your wife looks like a guy that would marry an endless shrimp behavior person.

01:08:58.980 The only way I would steal something is if I was doing self-checkout, and it was like

01:09:02.940 the beeper was being annoying, and I just noticed no one's...

01:09:05.060 That would be the only time I'd probably steal.

01:09:06.500 I found out Top Steals all the time.

01:09:12.120 Top Steals...

01:09:13.500 Wait, wait, wait.

01:09:14.080 You found out?

01:09:14.760 He's been very forthright about this.

01:09:17.100 He's been doing this for years.

01:09:17.820 Yeah, I've said that.

01:09:18.300 No, but it's not in the grass where it shows color of skin, and then stealing, and then,

01:09:22.340 you know, kind of like...

01:09:23.060 Right, right.

01:09:23.580 He's right in New York.

01:09:24.500 He's where he's supposed to be.

01:09:26.340 Yeah, I'm within the average.

01:09:29.500 I'm very white, so I'm down here.

01:09:31.660 Top's brown, so he's up here.

01:09:32.680 On the endless shrimp behavior, we're all kind of like in the one through five range.

01:09:36.520 The top's like a ten shrimp type of nigga.

01:09:41.880 Wait, so am I bucking the bell curve?

01:09:45.260 I'm on the right side of white person stealing.

01:09:48.140 But you're like...

01:09:48.800 I don't know.

01:09:49.480 I don't steal very much.

01:09:50.840 My wife steals.

01:09:51.540 If you don't steal very much, then you're behaving properly.

01:09:53.960 Yeah.

01:09:54.160 Yeah, but my wife steals a lot.

01:09:57.640 I told you.

01:09:58.640 She looks like she would marry an endless shrimp.

01:10:01.560 She steals, and then she says nigger.

01:10:03.940 She's legitimately racist.

01:10:05.680 That's fascinating.

01:10:06.880 Yeah.

01:10:07.440 We were at the beach, and there was just a black couple next to them, and she was like,

01:10:11.240 can you believe that?

01:10:12.100 And I was like, what happened?

01:10:13.140 And she goes, these two black people right next to me, and I was like, that's normal.

01:10:17.140 Sometimes that happens.

01:10:18.160 Dude, she tweeted that.

01:10:19.320 She was like, I don't get it.

01:10:20.280 She tweeted, like, I'm next to these black people right now.

01:10:22.760 Can you believe this?

01:10:24.160 I was like, yeah, that happens from time to time.

01:10:25.920 They weren't even acting endless shrimp like that.

01:10:27.460 She's like, if you can't swim, why the fuck are you at the beach?

01:10:31.860 It's crazy.

01:10:33.080 So, honestly, we were at the library today, and as we were walking out, well...

01:10:37.500 I don't fucking believe you.

01:10:39.960 Yeah, you didn't go to a library.

01:10:41.220 You did not go to a library.

01:10:42.700 We did go to a library.

01:10:43.780 The library.

01:10:43.880 What the fuck are you doing in a library?

01:10:45.580 One, libraries don't exist.

01:10:46.960 Two, you ain't going to one.

01:10:48.660 They're endless shrimping.

01:10:49.520 And it was funny, though, because...

01:10:51.320 He's like, you can check out as many books as you want.

01:10:53.400 Don't ever have to return them.

01:10:54.520 That's right.

01:10:55.220 Endless books.

01:10:56.100 Endless book and behavior.

01:10:57.960 Dude, once...

01:10:59.080 If black people cared to read...

01:11:00.580 Those endless books, Rebecca, could be endlessly being booked.

01:11:04.400 Dude, if black people cared to read, endless shrimp behavior would destroy libraries.

01:11:08.800 It would just be, like...

01:11:09.900 I mean, comic books about, like, fucking, like, um...

01:11:14.040 What's the...

01:11:14.900 Dude, you know what's funny?

01:11:16.220 I bet the only retail stores that will still be open in the hood at some point will be books.

01:11:21.900 Bookstores?

01:11:22.660 You've seen the picture of, like...

01:11:26.120 So, during, like, the George Floyd riots, like, there was, like, whole malls were being demolished, except for bookstores.

01:11:32.600 Yeah, it was like Best Buy.

01:11:34.020 Fuck.

01:11:34.520 Sam Goody.

01:11:35.080 Fuck.

01:11:35.320 Reebok.

01:11:35.740 Fuck.

01:11:35.980 Nike.

01:11:36.300 Fuck.

01:11:36.700 Bookstore.

01:11:37.200 Fine.

01:11:37.920 That's kind of beautiful.

01:11:38.880 That's, like, a cycle of, like, humanity.

01:11:41.240 Like, and then now all you have left are the books, and now you learn.

01:11:43.820 And then rebuild.

01:11:44.400 And then you get to decadence, and then you...

01:11:46.440 And squalor, and then you do it all over again, you know?

01:11:48.340 Endless rum and coke.

01:11:49.580 Yeah.

01:11:50.900 Dude, yeah, you've been practicing endless rum and coke.

01:11:52.940 It's like an Ouroboros, but it's a shrimp, you know?

01:11:57.000 Because it's a shrimp.

01:11:57.840 What's the next question?

01:11:58.740 Jesus Christ.

01:11:59.780 Oh, yeah.

01:12:00.380 It's stupid.

01:12:01.200 Toad.

01:12:01.500 I never even have to say, like, what happened with the library was, we go in there, all white people

01:12:05.780 go outside, there's a basketball court 50 feet away.

01:12:09.480 Black people.

01:12:10.180 Black people.

01:12:10.720 I don't even know where they come from.

01:12:12.200 They're not allowed to live here.

01:12:13.300 I literally looked at Top, and I was like, they don't even, like, darken the door of the

01:12:18.000 library to do that.

01:12:18.580 And he goes, I come here every week.

01:12:20.920 Never seen a black person inside.

01:12:22.400 Never.

01:12:22.960 Somehow you managed to turn darken the door into a racist connotation.

01:12:26.220 It was crazy.

01:12:27.460 It felt wrong, right?

01:12:29.040 Yeah.

01:12:29.300 I was like, yo, that's too far, man.

01:12:30.740 He's never darkened the door.

01:12:32.360 I got the, like, image of, like, the black dude just hanging.

01:12:36.600 Darkened in the doorway.

01:12:37.780 Jesus Christ.

01:12:39.540 You know what, though?

01:12:40.440 I felt that energy.

01:12:41.460 I get what you mean.

01:12:42.400 No, when he talks, it's all.

01:12:44.740 Like, it feels like I'm either at, like, a KKK rally, or, like, I'm, like, the dude standing

01:12:49.400 in the crowd as Hitler talks.

01:12:51.000 I'm like, whoa, this guy is, like.

01:12:52.240 And it's, like, drunk him, too.

01:12:53.760 It is very strong.

01:12:55.500 You'll destroy me at all for karaoke.

01:12:57.420 I literally, like, I did karaoke.

01:12:59.880 Nothing.

01:13:00.700 I sent Top doing karaoke.

01:13:03.040 Also, Top, beautiful voice.

01:13:04.400 Yours was funnier.

01:13:06.100 Top's good saying.

01:13:06.820 You know, hey, hey, it's weird.

01:13:08.540 It's weird, because, like, Top's got half the range.

01:13:10.560 He sounds great.

01:13:11.420 And then he's flat as a motherfucker on some other parts.

01:13:13.340 So, it's like.

01:13:13.800 But he's got some singing ability.

01:13:15.640 Cole, you have none.

01:13:16.660 Zero.

01:13:17.080 Listen.

01:13:17.620 Listen.

01:13:18.000 But you were probably drunk.

01:13:19.280 Listen after.

01:13:20.000 No, I wasn't drunk.

01:13:20.660 Yeah.

01:13:23.540 Look how happy.

01:13:27.420 The intro.

01:13:27.900 Some people already saw this.

01:13:29.300 Right now.

01:13:30.040 It's a different one.

01:13:30.540 Probably slowly dancing with a bleach-pawntramp.

01:13:33.220 And she's probably getting frisky.

01:13:35.580 Right now.

01:13:36.480 No liquor in the guys' room.

01:13:38.100 Probably buying her some fruity little drink.

01:13:39.540 Because he can't chew whiskey.

01:13:42.100 Right now.

01:13:43.120 He's probably up behind her with a pull stick.

01:13:45.700 Showing her how to shoot a bombo.

01:13:50.620 And we don't know.

01:13:52.840 I dug my key into the side.

01:13:57.060 Look how cool he is.

01:13:58.020 Read me when he does this.

01:13:58.960 I'll switch out four-wheel drive.

01:14:01.220 Pop my name into his legacy.

01:14:04.640 This is just sad, guys.

01:14:07.700 This is just karaoke at an ice cream place.

01:14:10.800 Let's do the next question.

01:14:12.000 That's what it was.

01:14:13.060 Yeah, you fucked up, Tony.

01:14:13.980 You should have said it.

01:14:15.400 All right.

01:14:15.600 Mailbag music.

01:14:16.220 Next question.

01:14:16.600 What do we got?

01:14:17.620 We got MayoMonkey35.

01:14:19.080 I do need more water, please.

01:14:21.840 Hypothetical.

01:14:22.300 You're salaried, making good money.

01:14:23.900 But your workplace is all women besides you.

01:14:26.580 How many female-only employees could the company hire before you couldn't take it anymore?

01:14:31.920 It's got to be like, I really don't think I could ever do more than 20% women in a workplace.

01:14:36.340 Does he mean sexually or does he mean because they're so annoying?

01:14:39.580 No, just the workplace dynamic.

01:14:41.140 I don't think I could ever do more than 20% women in a workforce.

01:14:44.280 No, hell, seriously.

01:14:44.600 It's got to be male-dominated.

01:14:45.960 Yeah, they're awful.

01:14:47.020 So I should leave my current company because we're at like 60%.

01:14:50.080 Yeah.

01:14:50.720 This is the only reason Jose can have this worldview is because he's always done blue-collar shit,

01:14:55.060 which is usually men.

01:14:56.300 No, for real.

01:14:57.260 Like, it'd be fucking awful.

01:14:58.520 But when there's onesies, twosies, depending on what the job is, they're usually not so bad.

01:15:03.060 And they usually do work hard.

01:15:05.160 Yeah.

01:15:05.800 But when there's an imbalance, it gets fucking gay.

01:15:08.800 Yeah, it sucks because you can't bro out.

01:15:10.600 You can't do tower gang shit.

01:15:11.620 No, probably the blue-collar bitches are lesbians, so you can still talk about...

01:15:15.540 Well, that's fine.

01:15:16.160 No, they're not.

01:15:16.780 They're not.

01:15:17.720 Once you get more than two of them in the same...

01:15:19.640 They're not lesbians.

01:15:20.440 They're just fucking ugly.

01:15:21.720 They're usually fat and they're kind of ugly.

01:15:24.340 And they know when they're one at a time...

01:15:25.620 Thank you for the correction.

01:15:26.940 He's right, though.

01:15:27.440 When they're one at a time, it's like black people.

01:15:29.740 They know to behave.

01:15:30.860 They know that I better do something.

01:15:32.220 I got to try.

01:15:33.040 I got to look.

01:15:33.360 Yeah, they're not as good of a worker, but they're trying, you know?

01:15:36.440 No, as soon as you have two or more, one of them's in HR and they're fine in your ass.

01:15:40.820 Yeah, it sucks.

01:15:41.300 Then they start to take advantage, yeah.

01:15:43.040 Yeah, you can't go in and just talk about grabbing women by the pussy and whatever.

01:15:46.240 Come on.

01:15:47.000 Yeah.

01:15:47.220 No, I'm not.

01:15:47.760 Listen, I'm talking about just being a shitty person at work in general.

01:15:52.360 After two or three, they become very entitled and don't do anything.

01:15:55.480 In blue-collar work.

01:15:57.120 So, yeah.

01:15:57.560 They shouldn't be in the workplace at all.

01:15:59.580 There I said it.

01:16:00.180 That's true.

01:16:00.820 I mean, someone said the little Spanish ladies cause the strongest drama.

01:16:04.520 Do you think it matters also?

01:16:05.740 Do you think the number changes?

01:16:07.640 Can we just let that simmer a little bit?

01:16:09.980 That was fucking great.

01:16:11.200 Do you think the ethnicity of the women also changes the number that should be allowed?

01:16:16.840 Yeah.

01:16:17.060 If it's black people, it's way more intolerable.

01:16:19.020 Yeah.

01:16:19.240 As the melanin goes up, the less women are allowed to work with me.

01:16:22.000 Yeah.

01:16:22.420 Correct.

01:16:24.060 As the melanin goes up.

01:16:25.320 The chart's, like, excess.

01:16:27.660 Yeah, I get what you mean.

01:16:28.520 Like, I've actually worked with some good, like, black female co-workers in blue-collar

01:16:32.260 jobs.

01:16:32.560 But if there was more than, like, two of them, I feel like he probably is getting, like, a

01:16:36.740 different quality at that point.

01:16:38.520 It's the melanin to insufferability ratio.

01:16:40.900 As soon as they don't feel totally alone, they turn against you.

01:16:44.320 Yes.

01:16:44.440 That's how it works.

01:16:45.120 They sense the power dynamic and they know, like, all these dudes want to be pussy.

01:16:48.400 It's gang behavior.

01:16:49.800 They start to be shrimping on you.

01:16:51.180 Let's just say, legitimately, you walk into a job and you get in there and, like, let's

01:16:55.940 say, let's put it out there, office job.

01:16:58.800 Not blue-collar job, office job.

01:17:00.740 Oh, there's no black male there.

01:17:01.920 And, like, the guy that interviewed is a dude.

01:17:04.860 Like, he interviews you.

01:17:05.760 He talks about, you know, we're going to pay you this, whatever.

01:17:07.860 It's really, you're like, oh, it's really nice.

01:17:09.400 He's like, let's go meet the work people.

01:17:12.260 You go to the office.

01:17:13.120 You go in.

01:17:13.520 And it's like, you're like, these are all women.

01:17:16.100 Like, everybody in the office is like, hi, I'm Brandy.

01:17:18.980 Imagine the smell.

01:17:20.580 And every one of them.

01:17:21.860 And it's like, it's like 20 people in the office, all women, except for the one, like,

01:17:25.740 CEO.

01:17:26.180 He's like, he's a dude.

01:17:27.500 And, like, do you go like, no.

01:17:30.140 No.

01:17:30.500 Just no.

01:17:30.780 Like, everything else is perfect.

01:17:32.720 Sounds awful.

01:17:33.440 Dude, you literally probably live in the, work in this, Toad.

01:17:36.180 Actually, you're in tech, so you probably know.

01:17:37.820 This is going to come across sexist.

01:17:39.560 My company is, like, 60% women.

01:17:41.380 This is going to come across sexist because it explicitly is.

01:17:45.420 But I honestly believe this.

01:17:46.760 I think that now that you have so many women in the workforce, in fact, in many corporations,

01:17:50.880 particularly white collar jobs, it's going to be predominantly women.

01:17:54.420 This is the reason that we're losing to China.

01:17:56.720 And I honestly mean that.

01:17:58.020 Like, I think that we can't possibly compete with them.

01:18:00.620 Where was this energy when you were running for VP, bro?

01:18:04.360 I will cut the federal workforce by taking out all the women.

01:18:09.060 Look, I still believe in a free market.

01:18:10.700 I just think that the market's fucked because of DEI and ESG that puts quotas to hire women.

01:18:15.640 If we had a proper market, the women wouldn't be in there.

01:18:18.320 I'm just saying.

01:18:19.120 This is what I'm saying.

01:18:19.440 Now, imagine you went up on stage.

01:18:20.720 In an actual free market, no one that wants to profit would hire majority women.

01:18:25.440 That's fucking insane.

01:18:26.660 Imagine you went up on stage, Clint, with a piece of paper and basketball shorts on,

01:18:31.560 showing your dick in print, and standing how you stand like a fucking S like this,

01:18:35.360 and standing in front of the entire LP and say, listen, the woman in the workforce is just too much.

01:18:41.080 I'm going to work with whoever is president to cut this back.

01:18:44.220 We need to roll back the female work state and just let your dick in print out.

01:18:50.080 Imagine what would have happened there.

01:18:51.820 I mean, it would have gone viral for sure.

01:18:53.380 Alex Simmons makes a great point.

01:18:56.060 He says, what if they also said, by the way, you also make 30% more than all of these women.

01:19:04.660 Because we hired women exclusively, they make 70% less than you.

01:19:08.700 And so you make so much more than all of them.

01:19:11.100 Because you've got to deal with their shit.

01:19:12.520 It's not true.

01:19:13.440 That shit's all false, though.

01:19:14.840 No, no, no.

01:19:15.600 But they're saying, in this hypothetical, that's what happens.

01:19:18.880 You make 30% more than all of these women.

01:19:20.060 Here's the problem.

01:19:21.640 If that statistic was true, then the business would still be profitable.

01:19:26.340 The issue is that they actually get paid the same, but they do 70% of the work.

01:19:29.840 That's the fucking problem.

01:19:30.820 The business would hire all women.

01:19:32.620 It would become male monkey scenario.

01:19:34.580 And the market corrects in the long term, and that's why it shows that.

01:19:38.280 70% work and 30% drama.

01:19:41.300 It literally is.

01:19:42.440 But see, you've got to remember, too.

01:19:44.680 It's not just that they're only getting 70% of the productivity out of the women.

01:19:48.180 The other 30% that you're losing is actually exponential because it spreads across the

01:19:53.260 workforce because they're creating fucking sexual harassment lawsuits, and they're fucking

01:19:56.740 making you talk about your feelings at just wasting fucking time.

01:20:00.740 Clint, you're describing the corporate structure of Red Lobster.

01:20:03.580 This entire episode is just dissecting whatever the fuck Red Lobster is.

01:20:07.160 Take down a Red Lobster.

01:20:09.540 Dude, we're teaching economics.

01:20:11.320 It's crazy.

01:20:11.900 It's awesome.

01:20:12.780 We are teaching retards time preference.

01:20:15.700 Yeah, this is wild.

01:20:16.440 We actually did cover a lot of economic concepts in this one, but just use different words

01:20:20.760 for it.

01:20:21.380 And for some of the women that are productive, I'm not talking about you.

01:20:27.040 I'm talking about most women.

01:20:28.780 Most women are worthless.

01:20:30.480 I'm telling you, this is like what we're just saying.

01:20:32.700 Understand averages, for the love of a guy.

01:20:33.920 Like if we had a tower gang racist economics book, it would sell gangbusters.

01:20:41.760 Like it would kill.

01:20:42.620 Like Thomas Sowell.

01:20:44.300 But like with racism being at the focus.

01:20:48.240 Economics for Biggots.

01:20:49.240 Thomas Butthole.

01:20:50.760 Like that's what we're going to sell.

01:20:51.600 Can I just say, so I said something to like some LP affiliate.

01:20:56.880 They were saying like, oh, Chase Oliver, we can't support him.

01:21:00.140 And I said, yeah, you should have said, just say that he's gay.

01:21:03.580 And then you shut down your entire operation here.

01:21:06.920 You said close up shop.

01:21:08.340 Close up shop.

01:21:09.240 And people like, you're a fucking lefty.

01:21:11.260 And then somebody said, I'm going to, I don't know how these other really good libertarians

01:21:16.620 on Tower Gang even tolerate you.

01:21:19.420 Yeah, I told him to go fuck himself.

01:21:20.920 And I'm like, do you know what we just went through right here?

01:21:23.560 What these people think?

01:21:24.680 They're awful.

01:21:25.820 That's why they come here every week.

01:21:27.020 What does everybody else think?

01:21:28.600 Is everyone else really taking this shit serious?

01:21:31.640 No.

01:21:32.300 No.

01:21:32.800 Dude, he deleted.

01:21:33.640 I don't know if it was because I literally told him to go fuck himself.

01:21:36.220 And it's like in my handle.

01:21:37.140 So I think he's like, yeah, he's probably a co-host.

01:21:39.160 Oh, he deleted the tweet?

01:21:40.440 See, here's my beef with it.

01:21:44.820 People will fucking do shit like that.

01:21:46.520 And they will usually tag me in it.

01:21:48.280 Like I'm like the hall monitor.

01:21:50.200 Or like their hall monitoring to like the principal.

01:21:52.260 And I'm the principal or some shit.

01:21:53.540 I fucking hate it, bro.

01:21:55.280 Don't come at me with that energy.

01:21:56.720 I felt attacked by that.

01:21:57.880 I was like, I'm going to associate it with them even harder.

01:22:00.180 Go fuck yourself.

01:22:02.180 So James said it's Olive Garden's in the soup and salad next.

01:22:05.680 No, they're not.

01:22:07.340 Because black people don't go to Italian.

01:22:09.340 But Italian, they're scared of it.

01:22:11.100 They don't go to, like, they only go to like.

01:22:13.920 Let's hope that they never find out.

01:22:15.760 Because Italian food's amazing.

01:22:17.380 They don't know how to end this soup, salad, and breadstick.

01:22:19.400 They will destroy Olive Garden off of in the soup and salad.

01:22:22.940 Once the Jews put them on that track.

01:22:25.560 Like Buffalo Wild.

01:22:26.100 It's just soup and breadsticks.

01:22:27.280 They'll be like, yo, you keep that salad, motherfucker.

01:22:29.520 But you keep them breadsticks rolling.

01:22:31.200 Just wait until the Goy Slot propaganda comes out.

01:22:33.920 It goes fucking Olive Garden, Olive Garden.

01:22:38.000 The Bible says a man cannot survive on soup and salad alone.

01:22:41.980 Well, Olive Garden says when you're here, you're family.

01:22:44.440 So the black guys just run in the other direction.

01:22:48.400 Where is it?

01:22:49.220 Okay, you got one.

01:22:51.200 It's been a long time.

01:22:52.220 That's so good.

01:22:53.480 Welcome back to it.

01:22:54.180 That was great.

01:22:54.640 That was great.

01:22:55.400 Because the same thing happens.

01:22:56.680 Buffalo Wild Wings, like the week after Endless Shrimp destroyed Red Lobster,

01:23:01.620 they were like, all right, we're doing Endless Chicken Wings.

01:23:05.460 I swear to God, they did Endless Chicken Wings for $20.

01:23:07.940 And they actually tweeted.

01:23:09.460 After Red Lobster went under, they tweeted and they said,

01:23:12.820 please don't make us regret this or something like that.

01:23:17.160 They already know.

01:23:18.640 They already know that Endless Chicken Wings.

01:23:22.820 They put their head in the noose and they're waiting for someone to kick the chair at this point.

01:23:26.280 And it's going to be a black person that kicks a chair when he's running to get those fucking wings.

01:23:29.600 Here's the sad reality.

01:23:30.880 There's a decent chance that all these...

01:23:33.440 It's weird to lament this because I didn't really like these big corporate chains of restaurants.

01:23:38.620 But the truth is, once they're gone, you're going to fucking feel it.

01:23:43.000 When you realize that there's no Domino's, Red Lobsters, all this shit.

01:23:48.900 Honestly, I think we may just be left with pizza places and places that Uber Eats food to you.

01:23:53.740 And every other sit-down restaurant is going to fucking be gone.

01:23:56.560 There would be no sit-down restaurant.

01:23:57.400 I was just looking at it.

01:23:59.480 I was just looking at it.

01:24:00.480 And actually, if you go look at how many places are actually closing down this year,

01:24:05.800 Cracker Barrel is closing like 200 stores.

01:24:08.480 Bro, Cracker Barrel is the shit, brother.

01:24:10.840 It's so good.

01:24:12.680 But it's also like Buffalo Wild Wings is already shutting down a bunch of stores.

01:24:16.940 Buffalo Wild Wings.

01:24:17.680 Boston Market is actually shutting down all stores.

01:24:21.440 Boston Market, go away.

01:24:22.700 I don't really give a fuck about it.

01:24:23.420 I'm celebrating that one.

01:24:24.560 Yeah, they suck.

01:24:25.520 Did you guys see what Putin said a while ago when the Russian people were saying,

01:24:29.060 oh shit, our money's fucked up.

01:24:31.180 And he was like, learn to cook at home.

01:24:33.000 And that's kind of like, that's where we're at right now.

01:24:35.040 Yeah, he said that a while ago.

01:24:36.160 He's like, start cooking at home.

01:24:37.280 I feel like the intelligence is just reordering their money laundering scheme.

01:24:42.680 Because if it's like Boston Market, I never saw people there.

01:24:45.480 I didn't even know that place existed for the longest fucking time.

01:24:48.360 They are closing down.

01:24:49.860 What was this, a money laundering scheme the whole fucking time?

01:24:52.820 What is this?

01:24:53.600 It's so funny that money laundering can't even keep a place open.

01:24:58.180 Boston Market, also another predominantly black.

01:25:01.080 It seems like a white establishment, but every Boston Market I've been to has served black people.

01:25:06.300 I look around, they're all getting turkey and mashed potatoes from their only black people.

01:25:11.040 I don't understand that phenomenon.

01:25:12.880 So wallows should be destroyed, right?

01:25:14.120 Wallows should be shit.

01:25:15.580 There's never been a time aside from Thanksgiving dinner where I'm like, let's have a turkey.

01:25:20.320 Like, at lunch, let's go have a fucking turkey and stuffing.

01:25:23.960 Like, what are you doing, Boston Market?

01:25:25.720 Are you retarded?

01:25:27.040 You want me to be in a fucking coma for the second half of work?

01:25:30.720 It's good.

01:25:31.300 Like, I've had it before.

01:25:32.160 It was good.

01:25:32.600 But it's a weird business model.

01:25:34.180 It's very weird.

01:25:35.700 Endless watermelon.

01:25:37.740 Well, we're getting to the point where you say we're all going to have to start, like, cooking at home or whatever.

01:25:41.140 But we're not that far off from the endless shrimping happening, like, in our own homes.

01:25:46.420 What do you mean?

01:25:46.920 I'm going to rob myself?

01:25:48.940 No, black people are going to be breaking into your homes and stealing your shit.

01:25:54.100 You're riding high on that last joke.

01:25:56.360 I'm not making a joke.

01:25:58.220 I'm being serious.

01:25:59.440 I'm armed.

01:26:00.220 I'm armed.

01:26:00.800 There's no...

01:26:01.720 Not my house, Toad.

01:26:02.720 I don't live around black people.

01:26:04.300 And if they do come on here, we're in Florida.

01:26:07.060 I live in a 95% Jewish area, so there's a really high percentage chance that they just try and, like, colonize my condo.

01:26:14.940 But that's the only...

01:26:15.640 Me and all my neighbors are packing, like, motherfuckers.

01:26:18.480 They might just put their sin on it and try to kill it.

01:26:20.940 That's all they...

01:26:21.560 No, but, like...

01:26:22.200 They use...

01:26:22.680 Yo, I'm the Shabbos Goy in my building.

01:26:24.220 They just, like...

01:26:24.900 On Saturdays, they just constantly go in and turn on people's lights.

01:26:28.580 No, listen.

01:26:29.700 Top...

01:26:30.220 I mean, two weeks ago, or last week, he was just like, yeah, I had a black guy come onto my property and almost killed him.

01:26:35.440 He's Puerto Rican.

01:26:37.020 Close enough.

01:26:37.560 Same thing.

01:26:38.480 Same thing.

01:26:38.960 To me, there's no difference.

01:26:40.980 Also, also, so I was showing Top, like, you know, I'm with Top all week.

01:26:45.180 And so, like, I'm showing him my Instagram feed.

01:26:47.480 And I scrolled down.

01:26:48.220 I'm telling you, I literally clicked on it, and it was...

01:26:50.380 Incredibly annoying.

01:26:51.520 Shut up.

01:26:52.740 First thing, racist.

01:26:54.020 Second thing, racist.

01:26:55.040 Third thing, like, a child...

01:26:56.800 Like, a family of...

01:26:57.680 Child porn.

01:26:58.540 It's your algo.

01:26:59.840 Family of four dies in car wreck.

01:27:01.660 Like, I'm just scrolling through.

01:27:02.540 It's your algo.

01:27:04.000 I know, it's crazy.

01:27:04.880 You moderated that experience.

01:27:07.500 But I show Top, I'm like, look at this one.

01:27:09.560 And it was, like, in Manhattan, like, the Jews will run fishing line.

01:27:14.580 The Jews.

01:27:15.340 Can you say the Jews real quick, Toad?

01:27:17.820 What?

01:27:18.980 Say the Jews.

01:27:20.300 The Jews.

01:27:21.640 Yes.

01:27:21.820 Thank you.

01:27:22.080 So, they run fishing line all over the city because of certain, like, certain laws.

01:27:28.320 Who does it?

01:27:29.380 The Toad?

01:27:31.100 The Jews.

01:27:33.320 Dude, we were having such a good throwback episode.

01:27:35.780 We weren't talking about the Jews at all.

01:27:37.000 Can we just...

01:27:37.920 What?

01:27:38.300 Oh, no.

01:27:39.340 I'm worried my masters will get upset.

01:27:41.460 No, no, no.

01:27:41.900 Because I learned this.

01:27:43.800 I learned this.

01:27:44.500 And I looked at Top and I was like, did you know this?

01:27:46.140 And he goes, yeah.

01:27:47.060 I knew this already.

01:27:47.820 What happens is, like, because it's a Bible, something about, like, interior and exterior

01:27:51.620 on Shabbos.

01:27:52.720 Like, they can't do certain things.

01:27:54.120 So, they ran fishing line across the entire...

01:27:57.540 They can't do business outside of their house.

01:27:59.520 They can't sell anything outside of their house if it's a Sabbath.

01:28:02.240 So, they ran fishing line across, like...

01:28:03.860 Oh, so it extends the building.

01:28:05.140 So, it's, like, connected.

01:28:06.080 No, no.

01:28:06.660 It extends almost the entire...

01:28:09.480 Go ahead.

01:28:10.040 It's almost all of Manhattan.

01:28:12.300 No, no.

01:28:12.720 Almost all of Manhattan.

01:28:14.300 Like, they, like, extended a fishing line.

01:28:16.100 And they get people out there to, like, do maintenance on it just so they could do business.

01:28:21.980 Like, they just ran fishing line.

01:28:22.980 They were like...

01:28:23.420 And they said, they're like, it's not a loophole.

01:28:26.000 The whole thing is, like, God has a perfect law.

01:28:28.520 So, the loopholes to it are also, like, appraising his law.

01:28:33.580 It's not a loophole.

01:28:35.240 It's a fishing line.

01:28:37.420 They're so legalistic in their, like, religion that it is, like, no.

01:28:42.260 Like, but, like, if to the letter of this, if you interpret it this way, and because he wasn't clear enough, it can be interpreted either way.

01:28:49.320 And I'm interpreting it either way.

01:28:49.900 Even when interpreting their own religion, they become liars and tricksters.

01:28:52.260 Every time you guys bring this up, though, the same thing happens in Christian faith.

01:28:56.240 There's tons of passages that most Christians just laugh off.

01:28:58.760 It is...

01:28:59.260 It is...

01:29:00.220 I grew up in the Christian church.

01:29:01.940 This is something different.

01:29:03.640 This is a distinct mindset difference.

01:29:06.760 It's, like...

01:29:07.480 I had never, I had never known this before, that they literally ran fishing line across...

01:29:12.100 They're fooling, they're tricking God.

01:29:13.760 Yeah.

01:29:13.920 And they're doing it really good, I guess.

01:29:15.140 And their argument, their argument literally is, like...

01:29:17.080 The Christians are more about the spirit of it.

01:29:18.900 Like, they understand, like, oh, if it says this, it's probably, like, like, if it says do not steal, like, you're not going to sit there and try to be like, well, does that mean for boys or non-boys?

01:29:28.300 Like, you know, like, you're just going to be like, I think it just means don't steal.

01:29:31.260 It's pretty simple.

01:29:31.900 I can't find...

01:29:32.580 I put in Jewish fishing line, and it's pulling up guys that look like Aries Jaffir with fish.

01:29:38.540 But this is a real thing.

01:29:39.880 It's, like, it goes around all of midtown Manhattan, and it's, like, miles and miles of shit.

01:29:43.680 I swear we covered this, like, six months ago.

01:29:45.320 No!

01:29:45.840 I had never heard of this before.

01:29:47.320 Oh, the Catholics do it, too.

01:29:48.700 Someone brought up in the chat, because people bring up that Pope said beaver tail is fish, so you can eat it on Fridays.

01:29:53.840 So, yeah, others do it, but I think Catholicism was kind of like...

01:29:57.420 The Pope is a Satanist.

01:29:58.120 Yeah, Catholicism is very legalistic in a sense, too, but, like, the Jews do it way more.

01:30:02.180 Like, let's be real.

01:30:02.920 I couldn't believe it.

01:30:03.940 I was like, they literally ran fishing line just so they could work on Saturdays.

01:30:07.980 Like, that was it.

01:30:09.140 Like, they were just like, no.

01:30:10.460 Because the whole point of it is, like, no, because a fishing line, like, encompasses, that means this is the interior of my house.

01:30:17.400 Yeah, that's it.

01:30:18.160 There you go.

01:30:18.500 I was trying to find that.

01:30:19.220 Yeah.

01:30:19.680 That's a map.

01:30:20.540 Outside of those boundaries, you'll be free.

01:30:22.440 I think it's...

01:30:23.060 I respect that.

01:30:24.040 I think it's innovative circumvention of your own faith.

01:30:26.760 But at the same time, like, I like the alpha energy of just being like, you know what?

01:30:31.060 Fuck it.

01:30:31.420 I'm going to be Ari Shafir.

01:30:32.180 I ain't going to practice this shit.

01:30:33.100 I'm just going to do what I want.

01:30:34.180 No, that's different.

01:30:35.120 The people that adhere to it and then say, like, oh, because we're within the fishing line, then we can do and sell and trade and rape the kids.

01:30:41.460 No.

01:30:42.100 It's not how it works.

01:30:43.060 And you're not part of this religion.

01:30:44.220 If you don't observe your own laws...

01:30:46.620 It's amazing.

01:30:47.640 Are you fooling?

01:30:48.720 He just threw it through in that little jab there, huh?

01:30:51.520 Someone said, I break them all.

01:30:53.400 They literally...

01:30:53.980 Top told me.

01:30:54.680 He was like, no, they send out guys to do maintenance on them.

01:30:57.100 It's some guy's job.

01:30:58.460 There's a couple guys on them.

01:30:58.740 Yo, but what if you...

01:30:59.760 What if...

01:31:00.180 Yo, Top, like, if you want to...

01:31:01.700 If you want to really...

01:31:02.780 If you want to play fire with fire, why don't you just go snip that fucking little...

01:31:05.780 Oh, my God.

01:31:06.940 That would be a fucking federal crime to do that.

01:31:09.920 It might be.

01:31:10.720 I imagine a movie where that's, like, part of the plot.

01:31:13.200 Like, cut the line.

01:31:14.800 And then they all form in after.

01:31:16.580 Do you think that they just all...

01:31:16.600 They just all ignite in flames instantly?

01:31:18.980 Cut the line starring...

01:31:20.580 No, they scurry back in their caves.

01:31:22.560 And his entire thing is, like...

01:31:24.300 He's like, I'm going to cut this line.

01:31:25.580 But it's like...

01:31:26.120 It's like he's trying to take down a building.

01:31:28.420 So when he cuts it, it comes down...

01:31:29.880 It's like they're 9-11, but with fish straight.

01:31:31.780 No, no.

01:31:32.160 Because they...

01:31:32.840 They legitimately...

01:31:34.480 This is their, like, home.

01:31:36.560 They believe...

01:31:36.840 The Dow immediately drops.

01:31:39.040 Like, it's not that this is just a fishing line.

01:31:41.400 Like, to do some borders.

01:31:43.200 This is legitimately...

01:31:44.120 They believe, like, this is the exterior of our house.

01:31:47.560 So this is their property.

01:31:48.880 Yeah, we get that, Cole.

01:31:49.400 You keep repeating yourself.

01:31:51.040 You're very drunk.

01:31:51.640 But this is crazy to me.

01:31:53.460 I mean, it is crazy.

01:31:54.080 You're their property.

01:31:56.020 They also have fucking, like, mechanized shit to allow them to turn off and on their lights

01:32:01.420 when they're not supposed to.

01:32:02.160 They also cut the tips of their dicks off.

01:32:04.400 That's true.

01:32:05.180 Yeah, wild.

01:32:06.000 And they've conned the Christians into doing it.

01:32:08.500 And then they've conned everybody else in the U.S. to do it, too.

01:32:12.860 Is there any more mailbag?

01:32:15.640 Oh, oh, this is a whatever podcast.

01:32:18.760 There's a mailbag in the U.S.

01:32:20.160 Shut it down.

01:32:20.880 Shut it down.

01:32:21.640 Clint, we all...

01:32:22.200 It's not that I'm trying to protect anything.

01:32:24.620 Can we talk about that?

01:32:25.460 It's that I fucking...

01:32:26.200 We've done this for months.

01:32:27.520 No, but you're right, though.

01:32:28.380 You're right.

01:32:28.660 Listen.

01:32:29.240 They're so persuasive.

01:32:30.620 They've convinced everyone to cut the tips of their dicks off.

01:32:33.100 They convince people to get their kids trans.

01:32:35.380 They convince you that you're gay.

01:32:37.460 I listen to these people's podcasts constantly.

01:32:40.480 They're very convincing all the time.

01:32:43.220 Are you talking about Dave?

01:32:44.480 I'd say it's part of the problem.

01:32:47.000 They don't eat endless shrimp.

01:32:48.720 They literally can't eat shellfish.

01:32:50.120 Way to fucking throw off the vibe, Cole.

01:32:54.340 How evil is it?

01:32:55.040 No, no.

01:32:55.320 They're like, let's make the goyim eat endless shrimp and destroy their own businesses.

01:33:00.180 What should we do with this food we don't eat?

01:33:02.860 I know for a fact that they definitely did puts on fucking red lobster because they knew.

01:33:10.420 They were like, are they going to do endless shrimp?

01:33:11.640 We're going to tell them to do endless shrimp and then we're going to put puts on them and

01:33:14.100 then we're going to make tons of money off of it.

01:33:15.460 What if they were doing it to make God happy because he was sick of all this fucking shellfish

01:33:19.040 getting eaten?

01:33:19.520 That's true.

01:33:20.300 They might have been.

01:33:20.820 They were like, red lobster is literally a front to God.

01:33:23.580 We're going to take them out.

01:33:24.720 That's the devil.

01:33:25.580 The devil's telling them...

01:33:26.580 The devil's Jewish.

01:33:27.180 He goes, don't eat the shellfish.

01:33:29.180 The shellfish, but they're wasting all the shellfish.

01:33:32.120 You should do something with the shellfish.

01:33:34.080 Give it to the schwarzies.

01:33:35.900 Wait till we find out about...

01:33:36.920 We're just going to roll over the fact that he said, the devil's Jewish.

01:33:41.420 The devil is Jewish, dog.

01:33:43.280 100%.

01:33:44.080 You don't think the devil's Jewish?

01:33:45.920 If the devil had an ethnicity, what do you think it would be?

01:33:48.460 Dave Smith.

01:33:49.040 You know what?

01:33:52.840 He would be a good casting, honestly.

01:33:54.620 He has that...

01:33:55.500 The last person casted the devil was a faggot.

01:34:00.440 Whatever his name was.

01:34:01.400 What?

01:34:01.980 I like Dave.

01:34:03.180 Chase all of them.

01:34:04.100 I don't know what the implication is there.

01:34:06.140 No, I'm not saying Dave, but I'm saying another guy.

01:34:07.600 The last person I remember was fucking Al Pacino.

01:34:10.500 Italian.

01:34:10.740 If Swartzy...

01:34:11.540 Sorry.

01:34:12.160 I feel like he could pull that look off if he was like to guess.

01:34:15.380 But anyway.

01:34:15.520 If the devil had an early life section in Wikipedia, would you be surprised if you clicked on it

01:34:21.500 and it said, born to Jewish parents?

01:34:24.360 Hungarian Jewish and fucking Romanian Jewish descent.

01:34:27.240 Oh, fucking shocker.

01:34:28.800 100% he's a Jew.

01:34:30.120 If God created Jesus and Jesus was a Jew, then the devil's a Jew too, right?

01:34:34.260 Isn't it weird that Top isn't as big as Sneeko and Nick Fuentes?

01:34:38.820 This is the same type of shit that they would do.

01:34:40.620 Is this like Jew by transitive property?

01:34:42.800 So because Jesus was born as a Jew, now it extends to like family members and similar

01:34:48.320 type entities?

01:34:49.360 Now they're all fucking Jews, guys.

01:34:51.380 Yes.

01:34:51.980 Is that how that works?

01:34:53.280 Yeah.

01:34:53.860 Maybe.

01:34:54.600 He played the devil.

01:34:55.700 I thought he played a Jew.

01:34:56.800 Which is very confusing.

01:34:57.920 You see my...

01:34:58.660 I watched all of the supernatural.

01:35:01.140 I was like, oh, he's a Jew.

01:35:01.940 Understandable confusion.

01:35:03.400 Yeah, of course.

01:35:04.220 I mean, come on.

01:35:04.960 Let's get real here, guys.

01:35:06.200 All right.

01:35:07.020 That was insane.

01:35:08.020 Next fucking mailbag.

01:35:09.180 Antisemitism.

01:35:09.820 All right.

01:35:10.060 Mailbag.

01:35:10.860 We've done one mailbag this show, by the way.

01:35:12.680 No, we've done two.

01:35:13.020 We did two.

01:35:13.600 We did two.

01:35:14.800 Yeah.

01:35:15.620 I'm two-trick.

01:35:16.060 Rootless redneck.

01:35:17.600 If the show blew up, who would be affected worse?

01:35:20.320 Toad, Cole, or Cole's wife?

01:35:22.500 Blew up like how?

01:35:24.160 Like exploded?

01:35:25.540 Or like...

01:35:25.860 It'd be the best thing that ever happened to Cole.

01:35:27.480 Like if it got really big, basically.

01:35:30.560 I mean, it depends how big.

01:35:31.840 Because there's like this interim swing spot where I feel like Cole's super freaked out.

01:35:35.940 But if it was like one of those overnight successes where it just got like huge, huge, and we're

01:35:39.340 just making bank, then Cole would be like, okay, fine.

01:35:42.100 I need 600 bucks a month.

01:35:43.700 That's all I need.

01:35:44.480 I need $600 a month.

01:35:45.540 I'm good.

01:35:46.500 Really?

01:35:46.680 Would it make me more suicidal?

01:35:48.360 Just enough for English.

01:35:49.420 Would it make Liz be like more abusive towards Cole because Cole's doing the show more?

01:35:55.380 No.

01:35:55.600 If the show blew up, he'd leave her.

01:35:57.680 That's why she constantly undermines it.

01:35:59.640 I think you would.

01:35:59.980 You're irresponsible.

01:36:01.380 No, I'm very...

01:36:02.260 What?

01:36:03.460 She gave me sex this morning.

01:36:04.960 I'm good.

01:36:05.580 No, he's actually a good...

01:36:06.280 Dude, Cole's endless Lizzen.

01:36:08.800 Cole is legitimately a good dad.

01:36:11.020 He's like a really good dad.

01:36:12.500 Has endless patience with his kid.

01:36:14.520 It's very nice to see.

01:36:16.020 And then I'm like, how is the rest of you so fucked up?

01:36:18.060 It's just weird.

01:36:19.180 What are you talking...

01:36:19.520 I'm not even fucked up.

01:36:20.380 What do I do?

01:36:21.500 It's the plasma.

01:36:22.420 I stick things up my ass.

01:36:23.500 I had to...

01:36:24.060 You also drink into oblivion when the sun's sweat and you vomit.

01:36:29.180 I'm on vacation, bitch.

01:36:30.340 I had to peer pressure him to cut his toenails.

01:36:32.940 That was because...

01:36:34.340 I've said this many times, Cole.

01:36:36.160 I lived your lifestyle at your age, too.

01:36:38.140 I get it.

01:36:38.660 I just think it's funny.

01:36:39.540 And to watch it back is just like, wow, I was a disaster.

01:36:42.860 I just want to say, for the record, I just lost my toenail clippers at my house.

01:36:47.880 And I couldn't find them.

01:36:48.920 And so when we came to Top House, I was like, whatever.

01:36:51.660 My toenails are long now.

01:36:52.720 Whatever.

01:36:53.060 You know what?

01:36:57.840 I know why we love him so much.

01:37:00.340 I know why we love him so much.

01:37:01.940 We're living vicariously through him.

01:37:03.600 Because he's the manifestation of young us.

01:37:06.320 Because he is a little bit younger than us.

01:37:08.040 And I definitely see it, especially because I was a young dad once, too.

01:37:11.840 How old are you again?

01:37:13.960 28.

01:37:14.880 28.

01:37:15.520 See, I was just as fun.

01:37:16.640 I just turned 28.

01:37:17.840 Happy birthday, Cole.

01:37:18.820 But I didn't have a son.

01:37:20.420 So I'd probably have my shit together better than you.

01:37:22.240 But that's okay.

01:37:22.720 We'll move on.

01:37:23.360 Yeah.

01:37:23.700 No, I'm like, I don't know.

01:37:25.460 What do I do?

01:37:26.620 What am I doing?

01:37:30.360 I'm not even like, what?

01:37:32.280 To be fair, he has some, like, fucking Puerto Rican woman with huge titties watching his kid,

01:37:36.740 probably.

01:37:37.140 So I think he's good.

01:37:38.300 What are you talking?

01:37:38.900 What?

01:37:39.580 What?

01:37:40.320 What?

01:37:40.600 You probably have your kid.

01:37:41.100 You probably have, like, one of the fucking, one of his relatives or somebody watching him.

01:37:44.640 No, me.

01:37:45.300 I'm watching him.

01:37:46.180 Like, Elizabeth is watching him.

01:37:46.680 You are shitcanned.

01:37:47.460 I hope you're not watching him.

01:37:48.860 Elizabeth is watching him.

01:37:49.920 And he's been an asshole this week.

01:37:51.540 He's been an asshole.

01:37:53.280 Like, he has, like, two or three teeth coming in and some kind of ear infection or something.

01:37:57.800 Right when we get on vacation, he's like, meh, I'm tired.

01:38:02.180 Like, I fucking.

01:38:02.500 They're like, he's never like this.

01:38:03.760 I was like, mm-hmm.

01:38:04.380 He's never.

01:38:05.180 He gets to Topps.

01:38:06.140 Topps kids are literally demons.

01:38:09.240 I'm not lying.

01:38:10.460 They're demons.

01:38:11.180 Look at Quinn.

01:38:11.520 Quinn goes, yeah.

01:38:13.360 They just yell all day long.

01:38:15.480 Sometimes.

01:38:15.860 I mean, they're like, they're like, they're like human, like, mini tornadoes.

01:38:19.580 They're just, like, through your house.

01:38:21.540 It's like, it's like every morning I come down here and, like, to the living room.

01:38:25.560 It's neat.

01:38:26.240 It's, like, it's amazing.

01:38:27.720 He did a great job with his renovation.

01:38:29.740 It's amazing.

01:38:31.020 And, like, his kids come down there, just toys everywhere.

01:38:33.740 They go, like, fuck your couch, nigga.

01:38:34.960 And they just fuck this whole house up.

01:38:36.340 They, like, move the chairs around.

01:38:38.380 And Topps, like, stop moving the fucking chairs.

01:38:41.300 It's crazy.

01:38:42.400 And they, like, do all this shit.

01:38:43.580 And my son, he's, like, wide-eyed.

01:38:46.140 He's, like, looking around.

01:38:46.860 He's, like, I don't know, dude.

01:38:47.900 He just has, like, a toy spatula in his hand.

01:38:50.960 He doesn't know what, because, like, his kids are, like, throwing shit.

01:38:54.180 And, like, he doesn't understand.

01:38:55.760 Oh, David comes to the house and he buys them.

01:38:57.840 Like, every time he comes, he gives them, like, the worst toys.

01:39:00.760 He's that dude.

01:39:01.380 He's, like, how about this thing?

01:39:02.460 And it's, like, it's a five-pound monkey that stretches out.

01:39:05.300 It's filled with sand.

01:39:06.280 And he's showing them, watch this.

01:39:07.600 Throw it as hard as you can at the floor.

01:39:09.400 And they're going, and he's going, flat monkey.

01:39:11.660 And for, like, a whole fucking day, my kid's throwing this monkey until finally one of them broke.

01:39:16.420 But I'm, like, well, he's teaching them racism.

01:39:18.340 That's good.

01:39:18.920 Dude, on your son's 10th birthday, David's going to be, like, hey, I'm going to give you a fucking magnum.

01:39:25.100 You know?

01:39:25.340 A loaded gun.

01:39:26.620 It's going to do it.

01:39:27.480 I know it.

01:39:27.980 No safety.

01:39:28.460 Also, by the way, David, the other day, like, so he slept over at his house.

01:39:32.700 I come downstairs, because my son, again, is freaking out because Topps' kids are demons.

01:39:37.780 They've spread their demon energy to my son.

01:39:39.400 It's been a nightmare.

01:39:40.400 Who has been, like, he is an angel.

01:39:43.240 I swear to God.

01:39:44.740 He sleeps all through the night until he gets to Topps' house, and he's waking up every hour on the hour.

01:39:48.640 Your son is teething.

01:39:50.900 Yeah, whatever.

01:39:51.840 But, like, even when he's teething, he sleeps through the night.

01:39:53.980 I don't know what to tell you.

01:39:55.240 But if he gets to Topps' house, he's crazy.

01:39:56.600 So I go down, so this is, like, I think they sedate this kid at night.

01:40:00.240 I think they give him, like, cold drinks, Liz drinks, baby drinks, and he's like, he sleeps just fine.

01:40:07.080 So, I go downstairs, because David, like, I'm sleeping in Topps', like, daughter's, like, room, and then, like, all this stuff.

01:40:16.000 So David's sleeping downstairs.

01:40:17.640 I go downstairs, like, it's, like, 2 o'clock in the morning.

01:40:20.380 He has all the, every light in the house is on for David as he's sleeping.

01:40:25.440 Like, he had, he was down there by himself.

01:40:27.280 I was like, this nigga is literally, like, sleeping with all the lights on.

01:40:30.280 That's psychopath behavior.

01:40:31.560 He's a crazy man.

01:40:32.720 Yes.

01:40:33.040 Everybody here is fucking crazy.

01:40:34.440 What I said, I was thinking, I was like, does my house make people crazy, or are you just crazy?

01:40:38.360 No, I think it's something.

01:40:39.080 I think everyone's crazy.

01:40:40.620 No, there's an energy about your house.

01:40:42.600 I'm telling you, it's cozy as fuck, man.

01:40:44.620 Is it cozy?

01:40:45.200 I think you think everything's cozy, though.

01:40:46.500 It's cozy, but it's, like, it's not cozy.

01:40:48.060 No, definitely not.

01:40:48.580 It's cozy, but there's, like, a demonic entity there at the same time.

01:40:51.960 I'm not sure.

01:40:52.180 No, that was you.

01:40:53.040 That was you, Toad.

01:40:54.060 We never asked Clint about this.

01:40:55.800 When you were at the LNC, did you nap at all?

01:40:59.440 Did you nap at all?

01:41:00.840 Yeah.

01:41:01.540 The day, the, the, right before I opened for Trump, I took, like, a three-hour nap.

01:41:06.020 Thank God, because it put me in the right headspace.

01:41:08.620 I know.

01:41:09.300 Maybe a rectum wall should have done that.

01:41:11.660 Yeah.

01:41:12.100 No, seriously.

01:41:12.720 Well, while I'm napping, getting my mind right, fucking, he's, he's taking this edible

01:41:16.380 and fucking blasted into the fucking ether.

01:41:19.100 It's funny to see, to see, like, a grown man.

01:41:21.320 He's got to be 55 or something like that, and, like, it's been two weeks now since it's

01:41:24.960 happened, and he's still, like, fucking Josh Smith.

01:41:27.120 Josh Smith is the one that sabotaged me, and it's, like, get over it, dude.

01:41:31.020 This shit is fake and gay.

01:41:33.360 Dude, and then immediately the emails, I don't know, I don't know how they got my email,

01:41:37.540 but then all of a sudden the emails are coming out.

01:41:38.920 They're, like, all these, like, fucking journals all the time.

01:41:41.320 They're, like, whiny email newsletters for the Mises caucus about, like, blaming everybody

01:41:45.580 and this and that, and you're, like, what the fuck?

01:41:48.120 Why am I, like, being in a day with all this shit all of a sudden, just blasting?

01:41:50.920 I check my phone for, like, work emails, and I see Recton Wall's name come up, like,

01:41:54.520 why the fuck are you, are you emailing me?

01:41:56.400 Stop it.

01:41:56.980 Like, I don't want to talk.

01:41:58.120 I don't even know how they got my email.

01:41:59.820 That's, that's the, that's the media empire that they started with his campaign.

01:42:03.920 They're just going to email you for the rest of your existence.

01:42:06.780 God, it's terrible.

01:42:07.780 I mean, for real.

01:42:08.420 And I think I saw some tweet about how something he's producing or something that was, like,

01:42:12.260 right on the heels.

01:42:12.940 You know what they did?

01:42:13.160 They're, like, what is going on?

01:42:14.740 Was this, like, all rolled, planned to be rolled out right after and it fell through?

01:42:18.980 I'm going to take, I'm going to take down the Mises caucus.

01:42:20.740 I think so.

01:42:21.040 Because what they did, it seems like they stole the fucking email list from the LNC.

01:42:25.980 Because, yeah, why would they, why are you emailing me?

01:42:27.780 I don't care about you.

01:42:28.460 Too late, top.

01:42:29.860 I guess they already destructed themselves.

01:42:31.840 I'm going to topple the Mises caucus.

01:42:32.840 No, I can't.

01:42:33.400 I can't, I can't consent if I have 12 rum and cokes.

01:42:35.220 He's not consenting to be on Tower Gang right now.

01:42:37.180 It's not rum in cokes.

01:42:38.340 It's just rum in cokes.

01:42:39.120 You guys want to cover that thread I put in the chat?

01:42:41.240 That's, like, it's probably, like, my most controversial, one of my more controversial

01:42:44.840 woods.

01:42:45.900 But I just think it's kind of a funny story.

01:42:47.940 Wait, you know what it is?

01:42:48.920 This is awful.

01:42:49.700 This is not the wood, by the way.

01:42:51.340 Oh, man.

01:42:52.060 I don't know what this is.

01:42:53.440 What is, why?

01:42:54.200 No, this is awful.

01:42:55.080 I'm Ursula.

01:42:56.600 I'm single.

01:42:58.320 I like beer.

01:43:00.240 Is this a real person?

01:43:01.360 I'm looking for a guy who has to be drink-fast.

01:43:04.040 What the fuck is that thing?

01:43:10.960 Also, Tom is playing it, so it's, like, laggy shit.

01:43:12.460 What am I supposed to say about that other than being repulsed?

01:43:14.780 I don't know.

01:43:15.460 I don't know.

01:43:16.200 I don't know.

01:43:16.480 I thought something else was going on.

01:43:17.480 What did you have in the chat there, Jose?

01:43:18.840 Yeah, there's that, like, yoked-ass black dude that fucking...

01:43:22.380 Sounds like Yiddish or whatever the fucking...

01:43:24.440 It's, like, the last thing I posted.

01:43:26.300 Fucking, it should be right in there if you're in there right now.

01:43:30.080 26-year-old crossing guard?

01:43:32.500 It might not be in the sheet if it was that recent.

01:43:36.000 God damn it, Toad.

01:43:37.040 Did we have you produce once?

01:43:39.440 Fucking, all right, whatever.

01:43:40.520 The last thing...

01:43:41.140 No, it was, like, a super-duper-duper-thick bitch.

01:43:43.740 And, like, this yoked-ass black dude who was...

01:43:46.560 Wait, you got it right here?

01:43:46.900 This shit here?

01:43:47.400 Oh, there we go.

01:43:48.660 No, that's not the one.

01:43:49.640 I was trying...

01:43:49.900 I was telling them I wanted to show...

01:43:50.840 That is the one.

01:43:51.480 That is the chick.

01:43:52.040 But I wanted to show the original one.

01:43:52.820 Oh, you wanted to show the video?

01:43:54.620 Yeah, because it was funny.

01:43:55.900 It kind of went viral.

01:43:56.780 I think she had, like, 3K followers this morning or some shit.

01:43:59.580 Because I just saw it.

01:44:00.440 I thought it was funny.

01:44:01.740 Yeah, just bring up the chat.

01:44:02.740 Whatever.

01:44:03.280 Yeah.

01:44:03.460 Oh, this chick.

01:44:04.080 Yeah.

01:44:04.500 Yeah, he fucking tweeted out asking for...

01:44:07.540 Check out that first one.

01:44:11.280 Toad, Toad would.

01:44:14.000 Yeah, I would.

01:44:14.660 It's just funny that the fucker...

01:44:17.240 For one, it blew up so much.

01:44:18.660 It's really just a black dude being like, yeah, I'll get it.

01:44:21.940 Yeah.

01:44:22.560 Really?

01:44:23.080 Nothing?

01:44:23.640 Did we reduce all the fucking races?

01:44:25.620 There's so many angles.

01:44:27.400 Yeah.

01:44:28.140 I don't understand.

01:44:28.640 Dude, I fucking commented on her shit and she still didn't send me titty pics.

01:44:32.960 What the fuck's going on?

01:44:33.960 Yeah, that's right.

01:44:34.740 You're like a fucking slob.

01:44:35.660 That's so pathetic that you wouldn't even want to see that.

01:44:37.280 What I find fascinating is the three other girls in that four-girl video are, like, stunning.

01:44:43.120 But, like, she becomes the viral sensation because she's just a monstrosity.

01:44:46.740 I get the idea.

01:44:48.440 Because, I mean, the dude that shared it, it's like a yoked black dude.

01:44:51.400 He's probably on the sauce.

01:44:52.280 And, like, when you're on that sauce mindset, you're like, it's like Cole trying to get fucking Liz to suck him off.

01:44:57.860 Like, he's about that fuck life.

01:44:59.740 And he likes them thick bitches.

01:45:01.660 Like, Travis has this theory that high-T behavior is, like, thick bitches.

01:45:05.400 And I do think, like, when you're on that, like, roid or you're, like, high-T, you are, like, thick bitches.

01:45:10.020 Let's go.

01:45:10.660 Like, I don't know what it is.

01:45:11.600 Doesn't it just open the parameters by which you find things attractive?

01:45:15.760 Yeah.

01:45:16.040 Oh, sorry.

01:45:16.440 No, doesn't it just, doesn't being, you know, high-T, you know, juiced up just open the parameters by which you find attractive?

01:45:23.260 Because, like, I would imagine, I would imagine you would still find those.

01:45:26.300 You don't find those other three girls attractive, too?

01:45:28.500 Just the fat one?

01:45:29.840 Honestly, I don't really find them.

01:45:31.640 I mean, they're cute.

01:45:32.240 They're pretty.

01:45:32.780 I know they're more your type.

01:45:33.860 Like, I like thick bitches.

01:45:34.600 I know they're more your type.

01:45:35.140 I mean, she is definitely too thick.

01:45:36.900 So, that was kind of the point of, like, my, like, level of, like, is wood would not.

01:45:41.280 You're more attracted to the monster.

01:45:43.560 That's amazing.

01:45:44.020 I don't know if I'd say more.

01:45:44.960 He's more of a niche.

01:45:46.040 This whole fucking spiel is for you to defend fat bitches because I think this is gross.

01:45:50.620 I think you guys have low-tube behavior.

01:45:51.840 I already know what's happening.

01:45:53.540 Here, we'll just play.

01:45:54.360 I'm going to play it again.

01:45:55.500 But, like, you don't, you know, just to see the bitches in here.

01:45:59.760 It's like, this is the girl.

01:46:00.900 Full screen.

01:46:01.520 The other people here are, like, model-level attractive.

01:46:04.340 And then there's just monsters.

01:46:05.000 She's cute.

01:46:05.740 She's really cute.

01:46:06.560 I'll give her that.

01:46:07.740 But I do think.

01:46:08.380 One of these things.

01:46:09.120 Oh, my God.

01:46:10.440 She's the least hot out of four, though.

01:46:12.640 She ate the other three before that picture.

01:46:14.620 I was saying, you're really into this, right?

01:46:16.580 No, I'm not necessarily into it.

01:46:17.880 I'm saying, like, that's the extent of my wood.

01:46:20.400 Oh, you're not necessarily into that?

01:46:21.920 Low-tube.

01:46:22.120 I'm saying that is, like, the line of my wood is what I was saying.

01:46:25.180 That's, like, the line of my wood.

01:46:26.800 He tried to judo us, too.

01:46:28.120 Yes, the line of my wood, yeah.

01:46:29.580 He goes into it.

01:46:30.540 It's high-T behavior for a guy to want to be with a fat bitch.

01:46:33.680 I'm saying this guy clearly is a yoked black dude, so you have the black angle and being

01:46:37.260 on the soft.

01:46:37.680 It's not high-T behavior.

01:46:38.380 It's low-IQ behavior.

01:46:38.520 It is high-T behavior.

01:46:39.640 Ask Travis.

01:46:40.200 Thank you.

01:46:40.660 Travis.

01:46:40.840 Yeah, I think that chick might have endless shrimp.

01:46:43.300 That chick's dead in five years.

01:46:44.880 There's no fucking, there's no, yeah, it's low-IQ behavior.

01:46:47.200 There's endless shrimp in there.

01:46:48.500 They're, like, get in while it's good, you know?

01:46:50.320 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:46:51.380 Wait, but the thing is, Jose, you've talked about before, about, like, you want to get a

01:46:54.680 girl before you put a baby in them.

01:46:56.560 Yes.

01:46:56.900 No, that is not long-term.

01:46:58.100 Because that's, that's not, that's not, yes, okay, that's not baby with it.

01:47:02.280 Dude, that, that chick hasn't had kids yet.

01:47:04.380 Once she has kids, we're talking 550.

01:47:06.700 Are you going to say that your wife isn't fat, Jose?

01:47:09.440 Because your wife's not, your wife's not, like, fat.

01:47:11.480 Are you sick?

01:47:12.000 His wife isn't real.

01:47:13.160 Like, we've never seen, like, we, like, we've literally shown you guys pictures.

01:47:16.040 No, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on.

01:47:17.280 I want to, I want to put this out there.

01:47:18.560 I've shared family pictures on Twitter before.

01:47:20.820 Jose, you're being, like, toad right now.

01:47:22.620 Let, let Cole cook.

01:47:23.600 This is, this is crazy.

01:47:24.440 So, we go, like, we let it go to, I'm not going to, I'm not going to

01:47:28.100 Dox, do you, do you care if I say where you live?

01:47:30.020 Not, like, actually where you live, but, like, around.

01:47:32.700 Do you care?

01:47:33.080 I said before I live in, like, the Tampa area, roughly.

01:47:35.300 Okay, we went to Tampa on Sunday.

01:47:36.940 Me, David, Clint, as a top, and all, like, all of us went there.

01:47:40.780 And then we were like, listen, let's invite Jose.

01:47:42.860 It's a Sunday.

01:47:44.220 It's a Sunday.

01:47:45.480 I worked.

01:47:45.980 To the beach, to Tampa.

01:47:47.140 You do not fucking work on Sunday.

01:47:49.460 I work weekends all the fucking time.

01:47:51.300 You do not work on Sunday.

01:47:52.480 He was like, I don't have time off.

01:47:54.260 No one has to take time off on a Sunday.

01:47:56.580 I have a job that has a weird schedule, so it's, like, not always Monday through Friday.

01:48:00.840 It's usually Monday through Friday, but I work weekends a lot.

01:48:02.440 We were there till 8 o'clock on Sunday, and, like, Jose, like, can't come.

01:48:06.580 He didn't want to hang out.

01:48:08.140 He didn't want to.

01:48:08.660 I know.

01:48:09.160 I got shit going on, dog.

01:48:10.920 I have a life.

01:48:11.880 I don't know what to fucking tell you.

01:48:13.040 I told you.

01:48:13.760 I told you at the beginning when we were in the pre-show that when Clint, I was going

01:48:17.140 to, and I was going to plan this out, ask for days off, all that shit, so I could

01:48:20.520 be courteous to my fucking work, or make sure the schedule's clear, whatever the fuck.

01:48:24.200 And then when Clint fell through, it was kind of like, because we were planning on doing

01:48:26.660 a whole live show and everything.

01:48:27.720 When that fell through, I was like, I got shit to do.

01:48:29.780 I mean, like, I'm losing money, like, if I can, like, commit to going to hang out or

01:48:33.780 wherever.

01:48:34.060 I was planning on going Wednesday, because we were going to do some sort of live event,

01:48:37.140 but, yeah.

01:48:37.520 This is actually a good time.

01:48:38.860 I've all but confirmed it's going to be late October, Bohemian Grove.

01:48:42.240 There you go.

01:48:42.760 Yeah.

01:48:42.980 Late October.

01:48:43.800 Let's do it.

01:48:44.160 Take off.

01:48:44.940 We're going to have, it's going to be, like, a two-day event.

01:48:46.900 Dude, there's a meeting.

01:48:48.000 I think, like, we were 30 or so delegates, so 17 delegates, had they changed their votes,

01:48:53.380 I would have been right on the cusp of the vote for the presidency.

01:48:58.120 I can't let it go.

01:48:58.840 That would have been cool.

01:48:59.060 And I couldn't have done it.

01:48:59.820 So this is fucking great news.

01:49:01.060 I can go.

01:49:02.020 Yeah.

01:49:02.880 Hell yeah.

01:49:03.320 Hell yeah.

01:49:03.700 But, you know, he's going to commit to comedy.

01:49:06.740 We should have gone anyway.

01:49:08.060 Top has, Top has Jewed his way into a local comedy club.

01:49:13.700 And, uh, basically, like, like, they're, they're down with us.

01:49:17.160 They're down with us.

01:49:17.860 They're down with, uh, like, uh, yo, is it the comedy club that we did, Tripoli?

01:49:22.480 All right.

01:49:22.880 That place is sick, dude.

01:49:23.900 So it's going to be, like, first day, first day is going to be podcast, conspiracy podcast.

01:49:28.480 Clint, if I can confirm that you're coming, you're going to, you can do a segment there

01:49:32.060 and we're going to have, like, live creators there.

01:49:33.700 So pick and choose whoever the fuck you want to interview and make a show in front of people.

01:49:37.520 First day podcast.

01:49:38.440 Second day will be podcast.

01:49:40.740 We're going to do, uh, a tower gang.

01:49:42.960 And I would like to do the tower gang right into stand-up comedy from Leonardo Joni, who

01:49:47.420 has confirmed, and Sam Tripoli.

01:49:49.480 And, I mean, if we can get more down, depending on, like, how the money looks, maybe even,

01:49:53.480 like, Robbie the Fire, whatever.

01:49:55.080 Like, it'll be, like, a legit stand-up comedy show outside.

01:49:58.100 We're going to have you.

01:49:58.740 Dave Smith won't come.

01:49:59.540 He doesn't like us.

01:50:00.900 Dude, Robbie, like,

01:50:01.980 with us live, like, doing it again, like, kind of, like, full circle, because we did

01:50:05.640 that way back when.

01:50:06.180 We did that with the summer porch.

01:50:07.960 Oh, Robbie would do it.

01:50:09.920 Dave's too big time now.

01:50:11.340 He ain't going to do it.

01:50:11.960 Sorry.

01:50:12.600 Well, I don't know.

01:50:13.200 We'll finally get the answer as to, uh, who left the panties.

01:50:15.000 We're talking to Louis to come down.

01:50:17.080 Oh, if Louis comes in.

01:50:18.100 That'd be sick.

01:50:18.960 Not for that, but he'll be there in a separate time.

01:50:21.580 But whatever.

01:50:22.000 I don't know.

01:50:22.300 Listen, we're doing big things over here.

01:50:23.340 Hey, if someone said comedy from a woman, Leonardo Joni is no fucking joke.

01:50:27.220 Like, Leonardo Joni, she's on her fucking base.

01:50:28.340 Yeah, I was trying to bring up the whatever podcast shit earlier when we were talking

01:50:31.100 about the juice stuff.

01:50:31.640 Did you see when she went on that?

01:50:32.940 And she brought up.

01:50:33.760 There was a couple times they fucking shut it down.

01:50:35.600 She was like, our CIA, Israel's, um, Assad.

01:50:38.040 And the guy goes, no, we can't talk about that.

01:50:40.160 Like, shut it down real time.

01:50:42.340 Like, it was crazy.

01:50:43.000 Yeah, it was wild to say.

01:50:44.460 She's good.

01:50:45.440 Like, Clint, what are you doing in the comments?

01:50:47.720 She's kind of blown up, too.

01:50:49.340 But, I mean.

01:50:50.200 I have to fuck with you.

01:50:51.100 No, I like it.

01:50:52.300 I like that she's, she's just, like, saying what it, like, she's just being who she is

01:50:57.000 wherever she goes.

01:50:57.700 Conspiracy particularly, but we do have.

01:50:59.880 No video.

01:51:00.340 Hold up.

01:51:00.560 Yeah, I'm pulling it up here.

01:51:02.640 Oh, yeah, she was on whatever, yeah.

01:51:04.460 I just like people that tell, like, tell their truth.

01:51:06.620 Whether or not they're right.

01:51:07.280 I love it.

01:51:07.920 Fuck yeah.

01:51:08.260 Oh, she's right.

01:51:09.180 On this part.

01:51:09.640 She is right.

01:51:10.500 Which, I don't know if you guys are into this conspiracy particularly, but we do have

01:51:14.900 our CIA and Israel, Israel CIA, Mossad.

01:51:19.020 Nope, nope, nope.

01:51:20.400 Nope.

01:51:21.760 Nope, nope, nope.

01:51:22.860 You dumb bitch can't say that here.

01:51:24.280 What do you think it smells like in there?

01:51:25.720 I mean, that was, like, what, 15 women?

01:51:28.360 Perfume.

01:51:28.980 All kinds of different perfumes.

01:51:30.260 Fish.

01:51:30.880 And, like, the underlining hint of dirty pussy.

01:51:33.040 So, like, not all of them have dirty pussy, but maybe one or two.

01:51:36.080 And you'll never know who.

01:51:37.000 Because you got, like, Gucci, you got Burberry, and whatever fucking else they're spraying

01:51:41.160 on each other, and the lotions.

01:51:42.680 It smells, like, real nice, but then, like, at the bottom of it, like, shit.

01:51:45.920 Like, when you mop, you mop, like, with a dirty mop, but you had, like, you put it

01:51:50.540 in clean water.

01:51:51.660 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:51:52.260 You know what I mean?

01:51:52.580 So, it has, like, this scented smell.

01:51:54.140 It's like walking into a perfume store, but, like, Cole just threw up on the floor.

01:51:58.280 Yes.

01:51:59.540 And he threw up all the pussy juices there.

01:52:01.240 By the way, by the way, on, you know, to tie into our previous wood thing, someone said,

01:52:06.720 brought up that she's a fupa comic.

01:52:07.940 That's been, like, a fucking thing that people brought up about her figure.

01:52:10.860 I think she's fucking hot.

01:52:12.180 That is, like, my type of die type right there.

01:52:13.940 She's definitely hot.

01:52:14.380 She is thick in just the right ways.

01:52:15.920 I'm just saying.

01:52:16.960 That is, so you guys want to know, like, that that is.

01:52:19.140 Honestly, she hated the shoes.

01:52:20.080 Toad's nodding to you made me fucking sick to my stomach.

01:52:24.120 You don't think Leonardo's an attractive woman?

01:52:26.140 What?

01:52:26.420 Leonardo?

01:52:26.780 I think we can get, okay, so, if Bohemian Grove goes amazing, just how we want to do it.

01:52:31.940 He doesn't want to answer the question.

01:52:33.000 He's like, I want to make sure this comedy thing happens.

01:52:34.980 Cole's high on it right now.

01:52:35.940 Put your arm down.

01:52:36.820 Put your arm down.

01:52:37.980 Toad comes down.

01:52:41.000 Toad comes down.

01:52:42.240 It's the end of the show, man.

01:52:43.180 We got to high on it.

01:52:44.460 So, Toad comes down.

01:52:45.260 We have Leonardo there.

01:52:46.780 And then Leonardo and Toad hit it off.

01:52:49.380 They go great.

01:52:50.680 And do you think Toad gets laid by Leonardo?

01:52:53.420 She has a boyfriend.

01:52:54.220 No.

01:52:54.480 But here's the thing.

01:52:54.960 Like, Leonardo, I would say, like, Jose is saying, like, she's thick in the right place.

01:52:59.560 I would agree.

01:53:00.420 But she's too big for me.

01:53:02.220 She's, like, big.

01:53:03.400 She's tall.

01:53:03.900 She's tall.

01:53:05.140 That's what I'm talking about.

01:53:05.960 High T, bitch.

01:53:07.540 You're fucking like 130 pounds, motherfucker.

01:53:09.240 Jose wants to climb up.

01:53:10.840 She's just too big.

01:53:12.260 She's, like, very, like, Amazonian-like.

01:53:14.120 When you see her up there, when she's talking on the mic, nobody flushes the stage because she's huge.

01:53:20.100 Yeah.

01:53:20.680 And she's, like, WPC7.

01:53:21.960 Yeah, she takes a real man, and that's why that's high T behavior.

01:53:25.380 You're, like, that's fucking what you want.

01:53:27.780 Yeah, it's like you're conquering a mountain or something.

01:53:30.600 It's, like, fat upper pubic area.

01:53:33.280 Fat upper pussy area.

01:53:34.740 Yeah.

01:53:34.920 I didn't know that it was an acronym.

01:53:37.160 That's crazy.

01:53:38.020 I just thought it, like, was a good description.

01:53:40.600 I just thought it was Spanish.

01:53:43.880 I thought it was Spanish.

01:53:46.520 They wouldn't be the Spanish people to make up a term just for fat upper pussy area.

01:53:51.340 They would just be, like, this torta got a hoopa.

01:53:55.380 You want to run the chase ad?

01:53:56.740 And I'd like to get your guys' feedback on it because I know Tops probably, like, this is the gayest shit that I don't see.

01:54:00.620 I didn't watch it either just because I knew it would come up here.

01:54:03.340 It's good.

01:54:03.920 It's good.

01:54:04.680 All right.

01:54:04.980 We'll watch this, and it'll be a decent way to end the episode here, I think.

01:54:09.860 When did you send this?

01:54:10.780 We'll be able to end it.

01:54:11.300 I didn't watch it.

01:54:12.160 No plugs this week, so no talking about it.

01:54:13.960 I didn't watch this episode because I didn't watch that video because I feel like you're obsessed with it a little bit, Clint.

01:54:18.960 So I'm, like, I'm not going to.

01:54:20.440 It's good.

01:54:20.940 It's worth obsessing.

01:54:22.220 What did I do?

01:54:23.260 You're obsessed with, like, I don't know.

01:54:24.340 Like, leave Chase Oliver alone.

01:54:25.940 I mean, yeah.

01:54:26.440 It's kind of, like, stop giving your energy.

01:54:28.540 I get what Tops is saying.

01:54:29.860 It's kind of, like, just let it crumble.

01:54:31.240 I've moved on.

01:54:31.980 Did you edit this yourself?

01:54:33.740 No.

01:54:34.460 No.

01:54:34.820 I commissioned it.

01:54:36.080 Yeah.

01:54:36.800 Right?

01:54:37.640 Those things that know will know.

01:54:38.740 This is what I mean, Clint.

01:54:40.080 Clint, the microphone is speaking into you.

01:54:41.820 I get it.

01:54:42.320 It's like rent-free behavior kind of.

01:54:43.780 The microphone you're speaking into, the camera you're using, you couldn't be bothered to pay for any of this shit, but you paid for this.

01:54:50.140 Hold on.

01:54:50.540 Hold on.

01:54:50.900 Clint is in the shrimp and content.

01:54:53.040 Like, he's in the shrimp and content.

01:54:55.580 He's milking it in.

01:54:57.040 I paid for this the day after because I want to make the distinction between, dude, thousands of dollars.

01:55:03.600 Whatever.

01:55:03.940 You did not pay thousands of dollars.

01:55:05.800 No, I did pay hundreds of dollars, though.

01:55:07.900 That's true.

01:55:08.220 It's worth it.

01:55:09.520 It's from one of the best content creators.

01:55:11.860 I paid $500.

01:55:12.460 All right.

01:55:13.580 Shut up before Lainey starts thinking how much we should pay her.

01:55:16.340 Run it.

01:55:16.960 Here we go.

01:55:18.220 Let's play it.

01:55:19.720 I've always been a libertarian.

01:55:20.940 I'm always going to be a libertarian.

01:55:22.340 Yeah.

01:55:22.700 At the same time when I was criticizing that party, I was also doing the work of door knocking and representing our party as a Senate candidate and running with our brand and putting our brand forward and putting my face on our brand.

01:55:31.500 The takeover failed.

01:55:33.600 Would you drop your kids off at a drag queen story hour and come back an hour later?

01:55:40.000 I mean, would you drop your kids off in a movie?

01:55:42.680 Yeah.

01:55:42.900 We are just surrounded by such scumbag, duplicitous pieces of fucking shit.

01:55:49.460 And all we're looking for is a little honesty.

01:55:53.560 It just so happens that Chase's positions comport perfectly with mainstream Democratic Party orthodoxy.

01:55:58.260 The libertarian party with this move in supporting open borders and vaccine mandates have just declared to the American people they are non-viable.

01:56:12.380 Purity blockers and HRT have been shown to be mostly reversible.

01:56:15.600 Don't try to twist it like I'm some sort of like Democrat who's like, everybody go out and get your COVID shot.

01:56:21.300 You're not going to fucking win, brother.

01:56:23.480 Nah.

01:56:24.020 All I care about is the message and the messenger.

01:56:27.600 Can you convey it in a way that can fucking reignite people's souls?

01:56:31.720 I don't think you fucking can.

01:56:32.960 Take that as a personal challenge.

01:56:34.280 I got this party because I was an anti-war Democrat.

01:56:37.340 Give the proof of concept to people that we can punish racists with the free market.

01:56:41.580 I'm a gay man.

01:56:42.500 If you're a homophobe, tell me about it so I don't have to associate with you.

01:56:45.760 If the Democrats were running Ron Paul, I'd be a Democrat.

01:56:48.920 If the GOP runs Ron Paul, I'm a fucking Republican.

01:56:51.900 If the Libertarian Party runs Ron Paul, I'm a Libertarian.

01:56:54.380 I'm a fucking Ron Paulian.

01:56:55.780 You get it?

01:56:56.180 I'm calling Reid Coverdell an asshole because you're not a Libertarian.

01:56:59.400 I don't think Chase Oliver is the type of person that's going to get someone to go from,

01:57:02.700 I'm a fucking woke DEI zombie and now I'm going to start thinking for myself.

01:57:07.180 In fact, I think the contrary.

01:57:08.660 I think you're going to bring in more people that think like that

01:57:11.480 and then they're going to be maybe a little bit better on fucking economics.

01:57:15.100 Golf clap, dude.

01:57:17.480 The GOP just ran around talking as if they're Ron Paul and then governing as if they're John McCain.

01:57:23.860 I didn't get into this, Lion.

01:57:25.620 I didn't get known by Lion.

01:57:27.000 I ain't going to start Lion ever.

01:57:29.680 I'm fucking here to tell the truth.

01:57:31.240 That's it.

01:57:31.700 And let me be very fucking clear to the non-Mesis Caucus folks that are listening right now.

01:57:38.780 I don't care at all that he's gay.

01:57:44.400 It's because he's a faggot.

01:57:45.740 But no doubt that this guy idolizes Joe McCartney.

01:57:50.700 Okay.

01:57:51.660 The Jacob Hornberger thing at the end was so good.

01:57:54.160 It was cool.

01:57:54.620 That was intense.

01:57:56.240 It was really good.

01:57:58.040 And it was very sad all at the same time.

01:58:01.200 Until the last statement about not caring about a mean gay.

01:58:03.680 No, it's sad that you care about this motherfucker at all.

01:58:07.420 I almost would have liked it if you left out that part.

01:58:09.800 So there's the implication to let them run with it.

01:58:12.380 Like that's how you move shit.

01:58:14.640 Let them get upset and then blow it up.

01:58:17.760 You know what I mean?

01:58:18.160 No, no, no.

01:58:18.480 You guys have it all wrong.

01:58:19.560 It's totally the best avenue because their only defense is to claim that I'm homophobic

01:58:25.540 when that genuinely has nothing to do with it.

01:58:27.700 Who cares?

01:58:28.080 Just dismiss it.

01:58:28.740 Are you homophobic?

01:58:29.660 It makes all of the claims.

01:58:31.080 Am I homophobic?

01:58:31.860 I am not.

01:58:32.280 You are.

01:58:33.140 That's different.

01:58:33.460 No, no.

01:58:33.840 You say I'm racist.

01:58:34.920 I hate the Jews too.

01:58:36.940 That's true.

01:58:37.900 For me, I'm being honest.

01:58:39.820 For you, that may be true.

01:58:41.000 For me, it's not.

01:58:42.060 It's working out a lot better for me.

01:58:43.900 You keep saying that.

01:58:44.740 You keep saying that.

01:58:46.320 I just feel like I'm better just not even address it.

01:58:48.000 Like who gives a fuck?

01:58:48.860 I don't know.

01:58:50.280 A good line would have been like, I'm not homophobic.

01:58:53.380 I'm disgusted by these people.

01:58:56.060 Oh, you know what?

01:58:57.140 Actually, yeah.

01:58:58.660 Yeah.

01:58:59.560 I like that.

01:59:00.640 That's actually pretty solid.

01:59:01.800 It felt like you were.

01:59:02.920 It felt like you were going to say that you're running against him.

01:59:07.200 Like he's like, and that's why I'm throwing my hat in for the president.

01:59:10.220 And I was like, well, right?

01:59:11.280 Didn't it feel like that?

01:59:12.140 Like an ad.

01:59:13.000 Oh my God.

01:59:13.480 Are you stomping on his like rollout for that right now?

01:59:16.120 Is that what's going on?

01:59:17.220 Are we doing it?

01:59:17.640 Are you guys doing it?

01:59:18.300 Are you playing like an LPMC coup?

01:59:20.120 Are you playing an LPMC coup?

01:59:21.320 What's going on?

01:59:21.920 He already won.

01:59:22.720 He already won.

01:59:23.200 It's a weird political.

01:59:24.440 Look, I'm genuinely happy for him.

01:59:26.480 That's not the point.

01:59:27.340 I just want to distinguish like what the average libertarian in this country feels versus the

01:59:32.560 guy who's running as a libertarian president.

01:59:34.340 I've already put out there that y'all should just do a whole thing of just like, nope, this

01:59:38.640 guy, he's a faggot.

01:59:39.880 Just be like, you're not running anymore.

01:59:41.400 That's what Montana already did.

01:59:42.860 And then they immediately were then in my DMs like trying to get me to like support.

01:59:45.600 I'm like, that doesn't mean I support you.

01:59:46.780 I'm just saying that was cool that you're like, nope, they said the same thing to me.

01:59:51.880 They were like, hey, it would mean a lot if you retweet this.

01:59:54.000 And I said, listen, I really like you.

01:59:55.780 And I think it would be better if you just stop this whole endeavor.

01:59:58.840 Like I'm being serious.

01:59:59.960 I said, if I didn't like you, I'd retweet it and let you continue on this death spiral

02:00:03.180 to nothing.

02:00:03.820 But it's like, so what?

02:00:05.080 You don't, you don't support a gay man.

02:00:07.000 Yeah.

02:00:07.340 Now pack up and go home and hang out with your wife and kids.

02:00:10.160 I don't know.

02:00:10.520 Bravo.

02:00:11.300 None of us do.

02:00:12.560 We hate it.

02:00:14.920 It was a great video.

02:00:16.180 Dan Smots.

02:00:17.280 And then you can tell he's all over that.

02:00:19.700 But man, it's just like, I don't know, Clint, this guy, who cares?

02:00:25.260 I'm done.

02:00:25.860 I liked it.

02:00:26.320 I put up, you're good.

02:00:27.380 I called, I called him, I called, or I DMed, you know, whoever made the video.

02:00:32.960 Dan Smots.

02:00:33.360 We'll guess.

02:00:34.320 The day after, the day after the convention, it was like, it was heat of the moment.

02:00:38.140 And I just said, yo, I'll give you 500 bucks to fucking make the greatest.

02:00:41.200 How much take this man down?

02:00:42.880 No, it was just, it was just in the minute.

02:00:46.100 I was like, I was like, let's do this.

02:00:47.860 And he's like, he's like, all right.

02:00:49.040 You see anything.

02:00:49.940 I've got the clips.

02:00:51.080 I'll give it to you.

02:00:52.500 No, I didn't give him anything.

02:00:53.660 He did it all his own.

02:00:55.460 I'm just fucking with you.

02:00:56.500 I mean, I'm not Ryan Newsard's top.

02:00:58.340 That's the thing.

02:00:58.900 It's such a well-made video.

02:01:00.280 It's such a well-made video that it's like, it makes it sadder that it's like, it's so

02:01:04.840 good that I'm like, it's more sad.

02:01:07.800 It's wasted on this faggot.

02:01:09.580 Yeah.

02:01:11.560 Y'all got to twist it though.

02:01:12.740 Cause I'm fucking, I'm getting acknowledged by like real power players.

02:01:16.440 I told you guys, I got fucking texted by, but well, all right.

02:01:19.500 I wasn't, I wasn't going to say it, but.

02:01:21.120 Jesus Christ, Cole.

02:01:23.200 Cole's wasted.

02:01:24.280 He's thrown out there.

02:01:26.100 I'm just going to name drop shit.

02:01:27.140 But he texted me in the middle of the night saying like, you're my hero for this.

02:01:30.380 So, you know, that's, there's some value in that.

02:01:32.560 I actually read that wrong.

02:01:33.840 I thought you said that.

02:01:35.180 All right.

02:01:35.720 That changed real quick.

02:01:36.480 That changed my perspective.

02:01:37.460 When I read that, I read that wrong that you said to him, you're my hero.

02:01:40.680 So I swapped those.

02:01:41.680 And I was like, so it looked like you jumped into his texts and like, cause I, you know,

02:01:46.280 misread it.

02:01:46.860 And so I was like, and then you're like, look, he texted me back.

02:01:49.800 And I was like, that's in my head.

02:01:51.220 I was like, good job.

02:01:52.980 That's kind of pathetic.

02:01:53.980 No, no, no, no, because I saw this.

02:01:56.300 He started that whole chain.

02:01:58.140 All right.

02:01:58.520 I didn't even know.

02:01:59.120 I didn't even know it was Roger because I had done his show and I had given him, I

02:02:02.700 had, whatever, who cares?

02:02:04.200 Okay.

02:02:04.500 No, no, no, no.

02:02:04.920 This is great.

02:02:05.460 This is great.

02:02:05.880 Because, uh, so like Clint sent us this message.

02:02:09.100 He had a screenshot of where Red Roger Stone sent us like him, like a text message of all

02:02:13.580 this stuff, whatever.

02:02:14.920 But at the end of it, it was so funny to me because like he sent all this thread and

02:02:18.720 at the end he just said stone.

02:02:20.580 He was just like, in case you didn't know, I'm not some weird fucker.

02:02:24.760 Well, because, because I had given him my number, but he hadn't given me his.

02:02:28.320 So I did not know it was him.

02:02:29.700 I thought it was his producer.

02:02:31.040 So I didn't even respond until he said stone.

02:02:34.000 And then I was like, oh shit, this is fucking Roger Stone.

02:02:36.280 I'll tell you the beef that is his producer.

02:02:38.220 He's like, tell him he's my hero.

02:02:39.660 All right.

02:02:39.940 I just thought it was some, I just thought it was some boomer shit.

02:02:43.140 Like you already had his number, but he just always puts like his name at the end of the

02:02:46.900 text message.

02:02:47.360 He just goes like stone.

02:02:48.520 I did not know.

02:02:50.740 That's so funny.

02:02:51.620 I'm just saying.

02:02:51.940 I mean, just to, just to get a text in the middle of the night from the guy who's like

02:02:54.600 responsible for Donald Trump being the president of the United States and Richard Nixon being

02:02:57.940 the president of the United States.

02:02:58.760 I'm like, my life is very weird.

02:03:00.060 Here's the thing, Clint.

02:03:01.000 Roger Stonewitz is telling you good job on taking down Chase Oliver while you're also simultaneously

02:03:07.080 watching Tucker Carlson say that the Nephilim are returning.

02:03:11.420 And I have, he's got testimony from inside the government that these are aliens and Nephilim

02:03:16.940 slash fallen angels, the watchers.

02:03:18.920 And you're like, I'm going to kill Chase Oliver.

02:03:20.900 You're in the cutting edge lane.

02:03:23.360 I offer you it.

02:03:24.720 I welcome you to it.

02:03:26.080 I hope that everything that you believe in ends up being wrong, but I'm becoming increasingly

02:03:31.720 concerned that maybe you're not.

02:03:33.440 So yeah, that's where I'm at.

02:03:34.540 I'm on your side because, okay, so I'm at Top's house.

02:03:38.040 I'm all, I've worked, me and Top are talking all day, every day for the past, like, week.

02:03:41.160 It's been miserable.

02:03:42.120 Oh, shut the fuck up.

02:03:43.060 It's been great.

02:03:43.700 And then David comes and I get, I get ganged up on because I go like, I like Dave Smith.

02:03:48.080 And they go, Dave Smith isn't talking about the truth.

02:03:50.960 The Jews.

02:03:51.700 And I go like, what the fuck do you want him to talk about?

02:03:54.780 And they go like, the Nephilim.

02:03:56.200 I'm like, he's not going to talk.

02:03:57.460 Like, you need, you need gatekeeper guys.

02:04:00.040 Here's what I said.

02:04:00.700 And this now.

02:04:04.540 That was mean.

02:04:06.860 I think he's making a good point.

02:04:08.160 But here's my thing about Dave Smith.

02:04:09.480 I'm like, and I'm glad that he's stepping away from the LP politics stuff because he was

02:04:12.720 so much more effective when he was an anarchist and talking about these ideas.

02:04:16.580 When he got into the politics, a lot of it became about this thing and it's useless to

02:04:20.800 how we live.

02:04:21.780 Dave Smith got me to how I live now.

02:04:23.600 I'm so happy for Dave.

02:04:24.740 Because of what he was talking about before.

02:04:26.520 So now he could finally shed this shit and talk about real issues.

02:04:30.000 Whether he talks about the Nephilim or not, I don't care.

02:04:32.140 But stop talking about.

02:04:33.600 He started to sound like Owen Benjamin.

02:04:35.460 He'll be like, what's the Fed matter?

02:04:38.340 You know, like, it'll be like, like, in the Fed.

02:04:40.720 He goes.

02:04:41.200 I mean.

02:04:41.920 What happened after that?

02:04:43.100 I get what top means, though, in the sense that, like, who cares about this LP shit?

02:04:46.820 Like, I don't know.

02:04:47.820 I just feel like it was a different beast.

02:04:49.080 I know, but it was just funny because every time I'm like, this morning.

02:04:50.960 I mean, he's killing it, though.

02:04:52.020 Don't get me wrong.

02:04:52.840 Like, he's still killing it.

02:04:53.500 This morning, this morning, I go, like, I listen to the part of the problem.

02:04:55.780 He rolls his eyes.

02:04:57.240 I'm like, what the fuck are you doing to me, man?

02:04:59.140 Like, it's a guy.

02:05:00.620 Like, you're like.

02:05:02.640 Top's like, Top's like a hipster.

02:05:04.200 He's like.

02:05:04.600 Yeah.

02:05:04.900 He's like, that's so fucking 2019.

02:05:07.620 You don't feel like.

02:05:08.120 He goes.

02:05:08.560 Let me ask you.

02:05:09.180 You're right.

02:05:09.840 You don't feel like we're past that, though.

02:05:11.260 You don't feel like we're past the point where we're like, they're like, and the Fed, and everybody goes, fuck it, free Ross.

02:05:17.080 And they're like, yeah.

02:05:17.900 I'm like, we're so past that at that point in the problem right here.

02:05:21.400 We were just talking about food chain shutting down.

02:05:23.800 And I made a pretty salient point that learn to cook at home, motherfucker, because shit's going to get real.

02:05:28.340 What are we talking about here?

02:05:29.200 Here's the reality.

02:05:30.360 Yes.

02:05:30.840 Yes, we are past that shit.

02:05:32.100 But the reason we're past that shit is because of the Federal Reserve and because of the printing.

02:05:35.600 So, like, it matters.

02:05:36.640 It matters.

02:05:36.980 All of this matters.

02:05:37.920 Like, it's.

02:05:38.180 Who created the Federal Reserve?

02:05:39.200 All right, guys.

02:05:40.460 Take this game.

02:05:41.120 Take a big brain over to Nephilim Death Squad or some gay shit.

02:05:43.640 100%.

02:05:44.000 No, there's actually a book written about it.

02:05:45.680 Top, you're just salty.

02:05:47.740 It was crazy.

02:05:49.000 Every time I would bring up, I would bring up, like, Dave, and he would roll his eyes.

02:05:52.020 And I'm like, what the fuck do you want, man?

02:05:54.700 Like, he's gotten upset because I bring up Windigoon.

02:05:58.000 And he, like, he just, like, he flips his shit.

02:06:00.500 And I'm like.

02:06:01.080 Yo, I was there for the Dave Smith versus Cuomo debate.

02:06:04.500 And I got to tell you, it was fucking, it was special.

02:06:07.020 It was a special moment.

02:06:07.880 That shit matters, dude.

02:06:08.920 It may not matter to you.

02:06:09.800 It may not matter to the people that are, like, super, super advanced and all this shit,

02:06:12.800 but it fucking matters to the average man.

02:06:14.240 I think that matters.

02:06:14.940 This is one thing I want to bring up.

02:06:15.720 I think the LP doesn't.

02:06:17.500 Yeah.

02:06:17.860 That mattered a lot.

02:06:19.400 This is one thing I want to bring up.

02:06:21.040 Go watch Dave's recap of the Cuomo debate.

02:06:24.580 Because he says one thing that really, like, made me think, like, this is kind of set up.

02:06:28.860 Not set up on his part.

02:06:30.440 But he said, like, he meant.

02:06:31.500 So, he said before the debate, he said, people always ask, what was the green room right with Cuomo?

02:06:38.100 And he said, dude showed up.

02:06:38.520 The green room right?

02:06:39.660 Nice.

02:06:40.320 Yeah, whatever.

02:06:41.720 So, he said Cuomo showed up.

02:06:43.500 Are we going to get out of here?

02:06:44.400 This is getting too big brain.

02:06:45.380 It's the latest part.

02:06:45.740 Hold on.

02:06:46.260 Hold on.

02:06:46.680 No, no, no.

02:06:46.960 This is important.

02:06:47.580 Let him finish.

02:06:48.120 It's just drunk, rambling coal.

02:06:49.440 No, no, no, no, no.

02:06:50.220 Because I talked to Topp about this.

02:06:51.900 Because I was like, he said two minutes before the debate started, Cuomo shows up to the green room.

02:06:57.080 And he said, the only way I can describe what he looked like was, like, somber.

02:07:01.980 Like, he was showing up to a funeral.

02:07:03.860 And I was like, this just sounds like this dude.

02:07:06.320 And he said, I don't know why he was here.

02:07:08.640 Because he already knew he was going to get destroyed.

02:07:10.960 It's like, this sounded like a humiliation ritual.

02:07:13.200 They're moving on to the next thing.

02:07:15.080 Like, it's weird.

02:07:15.680 Like, you watch.

02:07:16.680 That's why I told Clint.

02:07:17.380 And I was like, this is a weird thing.

02:07:18.840 We're watching the COVID narrative die.

02:07:21.620 And it's being executed.

02:07:22.840 And it's being executed by Patrick Bet-David.

02:07:25.080 What is going?

02:07:26.140 What is really going on here?

02:07:27.160 What are they moving to?

02:07:28.200 What's this next new thing?

02:07:30.040 Because it's almost over.

02:07:32.080 And at the same time, they're putting Fauci back on trial.

02:07:34.380 And all this shit is happening, like, day to day.

02:07:36.540 This is not done by accident.

02:07:38.080 I understand it's possible PPD hired Cuomo to set him up for this.

02:07:41.740 But also, like, why would Cuomo even agree to it?

02:07:45.180 I guess because he has no job.

02:07:46.560 Why are you conspiracy theorizing this?

02:07:48.240 Like, it did over a million views already.

02:07:50.400 It went super viral.

02:07:51.620 It was great for his business.

02:07:51.940 No, no, no.

02:07:52.580 I understand that.

02:07:53.320 It's just really because he, even Dave said it was really weird.

02:07:56.800 This is not NDS.

02:07:57.780 I just want to say real quick that I feel like I have evolved in my views of, like, getting praise and shit.

02:08:07.480 Because Dave, on his episode right after the convention, said he was really proud of Clint.

02:08:12.060 And I didn't even think to clip it and post it.

02:08:14.260 Because, like, that would have been such a fucking big deal for me a year ago.

02:08:17.500 And now I'm just like, that's awesome.

02:08:19.120 But, like, at the same time, people are going to watch it.

02:08:21.400 They'll know who I am.

02:08:22.140 That's good enough.

02:08:22.980 And I was just like, oh, that's an evolution.

02:08:26.080 Because before just having my name mentioned, which has happened dozens of times, I would clip each one and be like, oh, look at this.

02:08:32.720 My name's set on Barla Front.

02:08:33.940 And this is why, no, I'm serious.

02:08:35.160 Why are you doing a jerk off hand?

02:08:36.720 This is kind of why I fuck with you, with whatever you're doing.

02:08:41.440 I think it's smart.

02:08:42.680 Yeah, whatever you're doing, every time I see Clint do something, like, really cool, I fuck with him and I nag him.

02:08:47.840 But he's doing, like, really excellent shit on the way up.

02:08:50.740 But, honestly, I think you could do more.

02:08:52.520 And it's not just about, like, Nephilim.

02:08:53.860 That's all shit like that.

02:08:55.240 But I'm like, I'm watching Clint and I'm like, he's going to do more.

02:08:58.760 And I'm not going to be like, that was great.

02:09:00.320 Because I know the next thing he's going to do is fucking crazy.

02:09:02.380 Now you're not held down by this gay LP shit.

02:09:04.220 You can force all your energy into this, whatever this is that we're doing here, comedy.

02:09:08.760 And now you follow the Dave Smith path and you rise to fucking power just like him.

02:09:12.540 You can go right to Luke and let him shit all over you like he does on GBS.

02:09:16.600 There we go.

02:09:18.300 You know what?

02:09:19.240 Let's end this a little bit different.

02:09:21.840 Greatest political show.

02:09:22.900 Let's do it old school.

02:09:25.740 Where are you guys going to be at?

02:09:27.040 Oh, shit.

02:09:28.240 I am flying to San Diego to visit my family tomorrow.

02:09:31.640 You guys can catch me in San Diego if you see me on the street.

02:09:35.120 That's the only way you can catch me.

02:09:37.060 I got a Watergate series going on right now.

02:09:39.620 Working on false memory syndrome if that's shit you're interested in.

02:09:42.380 A bunch of different stuff.

02:09:43.380 My weekly call-in show already dead on my channel, No Way Jose.

02:09:46.340 Check all that out.

02:09:47.520 Wait, you're doing a Watergate series?

02:09:49.160 Yeah, boy.

02:09:49.800 Hell yeah.

02:09:50.600 We're not talking about Watergate right now.

02:09:52.140 It's the end of the episode.

02:09:52.960 We can talk about it some other time.

02:09:54.360 I actually might be interested in that.

02:09:56.260 I'm actually going to watch your content.

02:09:57.340 I'll be having Roger Stone on Liberty Lockdown next week to give the true story of Watergate,

02:10:01.760 so you can just totally ignore Jose.

02:10:02.940 He's full of shit unless he's saying it's because they're pedophiles.

02:10:05.480 It was a pedophile blackmail network.

02:10:07.380 I'm telling you that right now.

02:10:09.360 He's not going to say that because he's in on it.

02:10:11.940 Netfile Death Squad, Friday.

02:10:14.240 For legal reasons, this is a joke, just to be clear.

02:10:16.700 We're continuing the series on the Book of Revelation with Ed Mabry.

02:10:20.100 That's going to be like chapter five or six,

02:10:21.580 and we're going to be covering really interesting stuff.

02:10:23.460 If you haven't caught most of it, go look at it.

02:10:26.020 Clint, if you don't want to read the book, this guy breaks it down.

02:10:28.880 So far, we've done five episodes, and it's covered about five chapters,

02:10:31.860 including the Tribulation, those who say they are Jews but are not,

02:10:35.380 and the final, like the Raptures.

02:10:38.240 It's boring.

02:10:38.560 It's boring.

02:10:39.520 I'm living through Revelations.

02:10:40.740 Why do I need to read about it?

02:10:41.700 It's stupid.

02:10:42.000 Possibly.

02:10:42.520 You possibly are, but read about it so you know exactly where you're at.

02:10:44.920 If you think I should, on Friday, walk into Top Studio and call Ed Mabry a nigger,

02:10:49.480 just let me know, and I might do it.

02:10:51.080 Don't do that.

02:10:51.620 You can catch me on Better Off Dead every single day.

02:10:56.860 I'm doing the podcast circuit again post-LNC.

02:10:59.820 I was on Josh Smith's Break the Cycle last night.

02:11:02.520 I was on Horseshoes and Hand Grenades with Conspiracy Extremists also last night.

02:11:06.980 I'm going to be on Kelly Patrick's show again on Sunday.

02:11:09.900 I'm doing it up, man.

02:11:10.980 He named like a total of 300 views.

02:11:13.360 Find me at Porkfest a couple weeks from now.

02:11:16.640 I'll be there.

02:11:17.400 Yeah.

02:11:17.640 You do all the worst shit, Toad.

02:11:19.740 Guys, it's been a pleasure.

02:11:21.820 It's been Friday.

02:11:22.780 Oh, it's been Wednesday, right?

02:11:24.300 You're a bastard.

02:11:25.440 Yeah, I know.

02:11:26.160 Yo, I hate the fucking AI intro of Argo Tees, me and Top.

02:11:31.960 We look fucking more fun.

02:11:32.720 We need to get a better intro.

02:11:34.100 It's just, it is what it is.

02:11:35.680 Whatever, guys.

02:11:36.220 For now, I guess-

02:11:36.700 No, it's a great intro aside from that, but that shit fucking freaks me out every time.

02:11:39.940 It's weird.

02:11:40.520 It is.

02:11:41.100 It's weird.

02:11:41.840 I just wanted to say that.

02:11:43.440 Enjoy this Mark Random outro.

02:11:44.880 See you later, guys.

02:11:45.480 It's the Tower Power Hour, slut.

02:11:47.640 It's the Tower Power Hour, bitch.

02:11:49.340 No way, Jose.

02:11:50.780 Liberty Lockdown.

02:11:52.000 Welcome to the Tower Power Hour, bitch.

02:11:54.500 Reed.

02:11:57.080 Cole.

02:11:58.780 Top Lobster.

02:12:00.020 And Toad.

02:12:01.380 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:12:03.900 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:12:05.520 Liberty Lock is truth, eh?

02:12:07.340 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose.

02:12:09.860 Toad is sick, no way, Jose.

02:12:11.860 It's the Tower Power Hour, slut.

02:12:13.460 They made Dayton, all his fame.

02:12:15.040 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:12:17.540 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:12:19.440 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:12:21.360 They speak courage, you sped.

02:12:23.380 More than Rogan, you fed.

02:12:25.440 Truth Bob's weathered, Demcaste.

02:12:27.940 More offensive, L.O.S., no disrespect.

02:12:30.980 More offensive than L.O.S., no disrespect.

02:12:33.500 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:12:35.860 Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:12:36.480 They made Dayton, all his fame.

02:12:38.540 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:12:40.260 So fucking hard to line up the syllables in all

02:12:51.940 I mean, I, I...

02:12:53.980 I mean, I I mean, I'm

02:12:55.820 That's all, folks

02:12:57.200 Em, em, em, they, them, they, they

02:13:01.640 Nevermind

02:13:03.580 Free

02:13:05.640 Free

Tower Gang - June 06, 2024

Ep 180 - Endless Shrimpin'

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