Tower Gang - June 13, 2024


Ep 181 - Call a Meth-Head - Listener Call-In

Topics
domestic abuse watching Toad Edge butt stuff getting people asking for money
Hosted by
Clint Russell Toad Jose Galison Cole TopLobsta Layne Tyler (Janke)
Mentioned
Elizabeth Probably Tyler Chris Dodd Danielle Smith Raven Luis J. Gomez Top Lobster Tim Pool Mark Vestibule Jesus Christ Clinton Owen Burt Big Ron Jokerson Rabbi Shmuley Alexia Saldaris Kelly Patrick Luka Doncic Tom Woods Fat Dave and 49 more
Ep 180 - Endless Shrimpin' Ep 182 - Endless Chimpin' w⧸ The Raven

Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 38 minutes

Words per minute

204.56

Word count

20,211

Sentence count

2,463

Harmful content

Misogyny

192

sentences flagged

Toxicity

1,062

sentences flagged

Hate speech

186

sentences flagged


Summary

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Tower Gang is back, and this time we have a guest on the show, and it's not a guest who you think you would expect. It's a special guest, and he's not only retarded, but he's also retarded, and that's a good thing.

Transcript

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00:00:12.420 Hashtag make a play.
00:00:15.020 All right. 0.99
00:00:15.460 Link, I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:00:16.340 This shit is retarded. 1.00
00:00:17.020 This shit is retarded. 1.00
00:00:17.940 This shit is retarded. 1.00
00:00:19.180 Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00
00:00:21.140 He's retarded. 1.00
00:00:21.640 What's up, retards? 1.00
00:00:25.780 I want to listen to music from the hood. 0.94
00:00:27.700 I don't ever want to step foot in it.
00:00:29.380 Yes.
00:00:29.680 Right.
00:00:32.060 I've been reprying for another one, and in the background of mine, I was like, it would 0.88
00:00:35.840 be me that gets retarded, baby. 0.95
00:00:37.580 But it would be so cruel. 0.96
00:00:39.040 And I'm like, hold you when you're down.
00:00:44.200 What you're doing with your mom. 1.00
00:00:47.120 He just had a dick in her. 1.00
00:00:52.120 Why are we talking about f*** on this show? 1.00
00:00:54.060 What? 0.99
00:00:57.020 Oh, that's too far.
00:00:58.900 I'm asking you a question.
00:01:03.300 Start.
00:01:04.740 Wall with the feet. 1.00
00:01:05.940 Skip the pussy. 1.00
00:01:07.160 Skip it. 1.00
00:01:07.760 It's not what this show is about. 1.00
00:01:09.360 This shit is retarded. 1.00
00:01:10.100 God, this shit's f***ing retarded. 1.00
00:01:16.760 I mean, this is... 1.00
00:01:17.720 Just for the audience now. 1.00
00:01:19.060 This shit's retarded. 1.00
00:01:20.100 Toad's retarded. 1.00
00:01:21.400 I'm retarded for being on here tonight. 1.00
00:01:22.900 Toad f***ed it all up. 0.99
00:01:24.080 Toad f***ed us. 0.98
00:01:24.760 Oh, I did f***ed up the whole day. 0.97
00:01:25.480 Toad is the downfall of Tower Gang. 0.66
00:01:28.340 Honestly, he just nuked it today. 0.98
00:01:31.300 His hubris, his ego has f***ed us.
00:01:37.340 Yeah, where is everyone? 0.92
00:01:38.760 Listen, man. 0.65
00:01:39.620 I'm the f***ing best. 0.92
00:01:41.660 This is Tower Gang. 0.93
00:01:42.780 This is a tower quartet today.
00:01:44.500 We have our producer in the back and us three.
00:01:46.180 That's it.
00:01:46.460 It's the three-fifths compromise.
00:01:47.520 You couldn't think of a three-one.
00:01:50.140 Not quite a game.
00:01:50.900 A trio.
00:01:51.520 Yeah, a trio.
00:01:52.300 How can I not think of a trio? 0.99
00:01:53.440 That's retarded. 1.00
00:01:53.900 I don't know. 0.99
00:01:54.400 Yeah, by the way, Raven, I see you in the f***ing chat.
00:01:56.820 We tried to get you on earlier. 0.55
00:01:58.340 Yeah.
00:01:58.820 Rule three. 1.00
00:01:59.880 Your dick is not your wife right now, bro. 1.00
00:02:01.680 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:02.240 You can pop in.
00:02:03.980 Holler at anybody.
00:02:04.220 Is this the night Liz makes an appearance?
00:02:07.520 Sure.
00:02:08.120 Bring her. 0.90
00:02:08.800 This is literally going to be the worst episode we've ever done.
00:02:12.380 No, it is not.
00:02:12.880 For sure.
00:02:13.400 I was literally...
00:02:14.200 I almost...
00:02:15.200 Before, I was like...
00:02:16.360 Elizabeth is on her period, so she'd be great tonight, but she was like, I want chocolate.
00:02:22.020 I want a...
00:02:23.040 Like, she wanted Culver's.
00:02:24.340 She wanted a mint chocolate. 0.99
00:02:24.820 Yeah, you were f***ing like 15 minutes late in the fucking video. 0.99
00:02:27.380 Yeah, and I didn't give a s***. 0.99
00:02:28.840 I was like, this is just not happening anyway.
00:02:31.800 I was like, so I'm just going to take my time.
00:02:33.140 I was like...
00:02:33.780 I left at like 7.50 to go to get ice cream for her, and I was like, pfft, not going
00:02:38.320 to happen. 0.89
00:02:39.060 Like, Toad f***ed us. 0.90
00:02:40.860 Yeah. 0.97
00:02:41.180 Clinton.
00:02:41.760 Yeah.
00:02:42.900 Clinton just didn't feel like it.
00:02:44.540 I'm not the one who's sleeping on the job.
00:02:46.360 Clinton literally pulled, I just don't feel like it.
00:02:49.260 Yeah.
00:02:49.880 Because, like...
00:02:51.020 To be fair to him, I'm not sure if he was aware when he said that, that Top wasn't going
00:02:57.220 to be here already, because Top's a New Yorker right now.
00:02:59.360 So, there's that small possibility that maybe he forgot about that, and he was just like,
00:03:03.720 whatever.
00:03:04.360 We have...
00:03:04.820 Like, that's the whole premise of the show, is we have like five or six people, and so
00:03:08.760 it's like we have that flexibility to be able to, like, someone sit out.
00:03:13.300 But yeah, so he just bounced.
00:03:15.340 So, I don't know if he thought there were going to be four of us, but no.
00:03:18.820 No, he's intentionally trying to tank this show, and it's not going to f***ing happen.
00:03:22.520 No, you're intentionally trying to tank the show.
00:03:24.240 Also, the only professional podcaster here is technically Toad, because he's keeping all
00:03:28.300 of our money.
00:03:29.000 He has his hands on the money.
00:03:30.000 I'm at my show, and I get paid for this show.
00:03:31.340 I'm at this show, sorry.
00:03:32.800 I'm at this show.
00:03:33.240 I'm at Better Off Dead.
00:03:34.640 No, but I'm saying he's...
00:03:35.640 The most professional.
00:03:36.420 Yeah, this is not a professional show.
00:03:38.260 Toad is doing a professional show here, because he's the one that gets the money, and we don't
00:03:42.160 see a cent of it.
00:03:43.040 I'm really...
00:03:43.820 I don't know.
00:03:45.380 I swear, every day and day, I get closer to the realization that Toad is a federal agent
00:03:50.660 and just trying to destroy this.
00:03:51.880 I mean, like, it's crazy.
00:03:53.580 But okay, so what happened is Clint was like, hey...
00:03:57.820 Toad messaged Toad and said, hey, Chase Oliver fell out.
00:04:02.040 This is not what happened.
00:04:03.460 He personally messaged him, and he begged him.
00:04:05.680 He was like, I'll fly you out.
00:04:07.400 He's like, first class tickets, everything.
00:04:10.420 He's like, first class, no private.
00:04:11.780 I know how you get with PBD, baby.
00:04:13.840 I want private.
00:04:14.600 That's what he said.
00:04:15.340 And he was like, Toad, I'll give you $1,000 that you can use on betting.
00:04:19.480 And Toad was like, no, I'm going to Porkfest instead.
00:04:23.280 And that's basically what Toad told...
00:04:25.640 Toad told...
00:04:26.860 Toad told...
00:04:27.480 Toad told Tim Pool.
00:04:31.460 Like, that's a hard...
00:04:32.560 That's a little tongue twister there. 1.00
00:04:34.060 But he told him to fuck off, and then Clint got upset. 0.99
00:04:38.300 So this is actually... 1.00
00:04:39.400 Rightfully... 0.96
00:04:40.300 Dude, I'm fucking based, dude. 0.99
00:04:41.720 I told Tim Pool. 0.98
00:04:42.260 What is going on in the background? 1.00
00:04:43.260 Fuck you, Tim. 1.00
00:04:44.100 He has the game on, because the finals are on right now, which I think... 1.00
00:04:47.480 Who can make that shit? 1.00
00:04:49.240 No, that's... 1.00
00:04:50.080 The audio's already all the way down.
00:04:51.680 That's not me.
00:04:52.540 So who's coming up?
00:04:53.200 Oh, it's Tyler.
00:04:55.780 It's Tyler.
00:04:56.400 I can hear him.
00:04:56.960 He's on the phone.
00:04:57.940 He's on the phone.
00:04:58.500 I'll mute him.
00:04:58.780 I got him.
00:04:59.600 I muted him. 1.00
00:05:00.340 Fuck, dude. 1.00
00:05:00.680 I got him. 1.00
00:05:01.420 There you go.
00:05:01.680 No, so yeah.
00:05:02.840 So Tim Pool...
00:05:03.620 Right.
00:05:03.980 This is all correct. 1.00
00:05:04.840 I said, fuck you, Tim. 1.00
00:05:06.340 I said, your show is beneath me. 1.00
00:05:08.560 I don't need you.
00:05:09.820 I'm not going on your show.
00:05:11.140 Toad already yelled at me already in the backstage.
00:05:14.460 And Little did... 0.98
00:05:14.980 But what Toad didn't realize is in behind the scenes, Clint dabbed up fucking Tim. 0.94
00:05:19.720 He's like, yo, we're going to do this, right? 0.95
00:05:21.100 He was like, dude, the tower gang got you.
00:05:23.400 It was like...
00:05:24.900 You know what's funny?
00:05:25.520 Because we were just watching War Dogs.
00:05:27.400 And a pivotal part of that movie is where they have to give some Berettas to Baghdad. 0.99
00:05:33.520 And they were like, nope, there's a ban going from Italy to Iraq.
00:05:39.100 Can't do shipments there.
00:05:39.860 And they were like, we got you.
00:05:41.320 Like, AEY is coming in.
00:05:43.060 We're going to deliver it ourselves.
00:05:44.380 Clint did the same thing.
00:05:45.240 He was like, tower gang's coming in.
00:05:46.740 Toad's got you.
00:05:47.780 He was like, he'll show up. 1.00
00:05:48.680 And I'm not your monkey, bitch. 1.00
00:05:51.040 I'm not your monkey does. 1.00
00:05:52.920 And then like, I'm not your monkey over Porkfest.
00:05:55.580 He goes, no, I'm taking off next week for Porkfest.
00:05:59.100 Over a hundred...
00:06:00.140 I don't think he realized it, but there's a whole area where they get naked. 0.99
00:06:04.320 And I can see boobs. 0.99
00:06:06.160 I can see boobies. 0.98
00:06:07.820 It's very important.
00:06:08.920 Boobies at Porkfest.
00:06:09.840 It's called the gazebo. 1.00
00:06:11.480 Log, deflated, like, fucking libertarian boobies. 1.00
00:06:15.280 Nasty, ugly boobies. 1.00
00:06:17.040 Yeah, there are like two women who get naked there. 1.00
00:06:19.020 And one of them is a tranny. 1.00
00:06:21.560 All right. 0.97
00:06:22.940 What's up, Tyler?
00:06:24.120 All right.
00:06:24.920 That actually would be great.
00:06:27.300 So, top called me.
00:06:30.800 So, I'm sorry if you heard me talking.
00:06:32.440 It was my mistake.
00:06:33.260 We did.
00:06:33.620 You ruined the show already. 1.00
00:06:34.600 Shut up, but you ruined the show. 1.00
00:06:36.980 Don't you speak to my lawyer like that, faggot. 1.00
00:06:38.780 Wait till you see the pre-show before you guys showed up with him. 1.00
00:06:42.160 Crazy.
00:06:43.160 So, this is a guest. 0.73
00:06:44.240 This is a guest in here.
00:06:45.120 I don't know if he's actually going to say anything, but this is a guest that Top Lobster
00:06:49.080 invited.
00:06:50.240 Talk to him.
00:06:51.560 Wait, Toad?
00:06:52.560 Oh, is it...
00:06:53.320 I'm so confused.
00:06:54.260 Hello, guest.
00:06:55.380 What's happening?
00:06:56.640 Oh, no.
00:06:57.160 By the way, he's muted.
00:06:58.320 He muted himself.
00:06:59.260 I tweeted out the link, by the way.
00:07:00.820 So, this is a call-in show.
00:07:02.080 The link is out there on Twitter. 0.99
00:07:03.780 I said, like, if we're going to do this shit, if it's going to be three of us, I have to 0.99
00:07:07.160 do a call-in show. 0.99
00:07:08.320 Honestly, we might only go 45 minutes.
00:07:10.320 This is going to be...
00:07:11.100 This is a train wreck ready to happen.
00:07:12.780 I like it so far.
00:07:13.480 We have mailbag.
00:07:15.300 Listen, we have mailbag.
00:07:16.660 I don't want to do any call-ins until we get through mailbag and we get through Laney's
00:07:19.840 edit.
00:07:20.020 And then, if we really need to squeeze time in for content, if we haven't been able to riff
00:07:24.200 the shit of it by then, then we go to the crutch of the audience and... 0.87
00:07:28.360 Right. 0.99
00:07:28.580 I had good...
00:07:30.140 Dude, Cole is just coming into this already assuming this is going to be a terrible show.
00:07:34.760 Yeah.
00:07:35.060 Terrible mindset to take.
00:07:36.200 I'm digging the vibe the more and more we go on.
00:07:38.640 No, no.
00:07:39.340 Listen, I had content...
00:07:40.580 Dude, I had content ready.
00:07:42.480 I did not.
00:07:43.460 No.
00:07:43.980 I had personal content.
00:07:45.800 I was a domestic abuse this week.
00:07:47.640 I was going to bring it up.
00:07:48.420 We're not surprised.
00:07:49.100 All right.
00:07:49.340 We'll talk about it.
00:07:50.560 We'll talk about it.
00:07:51.480 We'll talk about your domestic abuse.
00:07:53.140 Yeah, I was domestic abuse and I didn't deserve it at all and I looked...
00:08:00.040 Now, that's a little bit more dubious.
00:08:05.500 Oh, he's really coming in.
00:08:06.880 He's stepping up the game, the production game.
00:08:08.340 I think with this more intimate format, he's more able to play around with the production
00:08:12.400 tools, I think.
00:08:13.140 It's working out.
00:08:14.360 What is going on here?
00:08:15.700 Get them off of here.
00:08:16.020 I just was up...
00:08:17.660 Oh, God. 1.00
00:08:18.920 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:08:20.100 We got Rabbi Schmooley on with us. 1.00
00:08:22.880 Top lobster will be mine.
00:08:29.560 This is more like Rabbi Schmooley's son here. 0.99
00:08:32.720 Gay son. 0.99
00:08:33.440 All right. 0.99
00:08:33.980 He left.
00:08:35.180 That's so good.
00:08:36.000 I was just hyping up his production value that Tyler brings to the show.
00:08:39.920 I have no idea what's going on.
00:08:41.680 Better production value than us.
00:08:42.880 We'll do a mailbag and then I'll tell you my story about getting abused because, no,
00:08:48.060 it wasn't my prostate. 1.00
00:08:49.120 She smacked me right in the fucking face. 1.00
00:08:51.580 Just unprompted. 1.00
00:08:53.280 Was that at Top Lobster's house?
00:08:56.100 No.
00:08:57.740 Oh, okay.
00:08:59.140 Read it. 1.00
00:08:59.980 Read it, bitch. 1.00
00:09:00.980 Mark Vestibul. 1.00
00:09:01.800 Be my fucking monkey. 1.00
00:09:02.760 Which would you rather? 1.00
00:09:05.340 Working at a fast food joint in the hood, making a goyslop for ends, niggers, while earning 1.00
00:09:11.260 minimum wage, or your dream job, but you have to watch Toad Edging for two hours at the 0.58
00:09:16.780 end of every day, including weekends.
00:09:18.960 So I guess the question's not for me.
00:09:20.720 It's 14 hours a week.
00:09:23.520 I'll take the edging.
00:09:26.340 I'll take watching myself edge.
00:09:28.020 Wait, wait.
00:09:28.300 Wait.
00:09:28.760 That means two hours a week.
00:09:30.960 You're just watching.
00:09:31.380 I thought it was a day, and I was fine with it.
00:09:33.580 I'm sorry.
00:09:33.840 It's two hours a day.
00:09:34.500 Yeah.
00:09:34.620 You're just sitting there watching Toad Edge.
00:09:36.940 Yeah. 0.99
00:09:37.380 But your other option is literally work your entire life working a shitload of shitty hours 1.00
00:09:43.020 for shitty pay at a shitty job. 0.99
00:09:46.560 I mean, it's one of those places you can smoke weed at. 1.00
00:09:47.640 You did fucking slap me. 0.99
00:09:49.060 Don't. 1.00
00:09:50.260 Bitches lie, dude. 1.00
00:09:51.480 You just fucking lied. 1.00
00:09:52.520 Just straight up lied. 1.00
00:09:53.720 But yeah.
00:09:54.020 Or you have to, for a couple hours of every day, just kind of like any of your dream job,
00:09:59.580 like literally I'd be doing what I'm doing now, which would be podcasting for a couple
00:10:03.600 hours a day.
00:10:04.320 But that would just mean I'd have to fit into my daily schedule, just kind of sitting there
00:10:07.780 just watching.
00:10:08.460 Yeah.
00:10:09.020 I mean, there's that thing that's-
00:10:10.140 Maybe playing my phone.
00:10:10.920 I don't know.
00:10:11.420 You know?
00:10:11.660 There's that thing that people say like you can, like say I really hate licorice.
00:10:17.040 Say if I just ate licorice every day in like a month or two, I will like begin to like
00:10:22.660 licorice.
00:10:23.080 Do you think after a while you'll like watching Toad Edge?
00:10:25.800 I just feel like it's the same thing so much that it'd be like, you'd just get, it'd be
00:10:30.800 mundane.
00:10:31.320 I don't think you'd ever get into it.
00:10:32.020 By the way, you start to like-
00:10:33.660 When it says, when it says work your dream job, that isn't like, it actually, watching
00:10:37.900 Toad Edge would be your job.
00:10:39.440 That actually becomes your job.
00:10:40.840 Exactly.
00:10:41.200 Because it's like, yeah.
00:10:41.780 Because the other thing's no longer as job.
00:10:42.920 It's not a work.
00:10:43.840 Yeah, it's not work.
00:10:44.400 So it really, the question is, would you, because if you're working your dream job, that's
00:10:48.580 what you want to do.
00:10:49.820 So like, you can just take that out of the factor.
00:10:51.540 Like mathematically speaking, it doesn't exist.
00:10:52.980 It's really, do you want to work this awful job for forever or just two hours of day, 0.99
00:10:57.480 you have to watch some old, some like fucking medically unwell dude try to jerk off for 0.99
00:11:02.440 two hours. 0.99
00:11:02.960 I mean, you, you watch that anyway, basically.
00:11:04.760 It's obviously me, but you would eventually like grow to enjoy it, right?
00:11:08.400 You'd start to love your capture. 0.98
00:11:09.840 You'd get cock, cock home syndrome. 0.99
00:11:12.820 I see where you're going for that. 0.99
00:11:14.400 I disagree with the premise, but I like the wordplay.
00:11:16.420 But it's just be so hard to explain because if family was over and you're like, Hey guys,
00:11:22.580 it's like, it's on the weekend.
00:11:23.720 Family comes over and you're like, uh, I would assume that they mean business at like normal
00:11:27.620 business.
00:11:28.160 No, he said also the weekend.
00:11:30.040 Oh, also the weekend.
00:11:31.060 I didn't care.
00:11:31.460 Yeah.
00:11:31.760 That's the thing.
00:11:32.320 Yeah.
00:11:32.620 It's like, it's like a family comes over and you're like, or you have to bring toad on
00:11:38.460 you to vacation.
00:11:39.420 Do I accumulate PTO hours?
00:11:43.140 Can I pick up another hour earlier in the week?
00:11:45.460 Okay.
00:11:45.700 I want to take a weekend off.
00:11:47.300 Wait, can I just do, can I just do one day where toad edges all day?
00:11:51.040 He gets me like, you only work one day a week.
00:11:53.940 It's a dream job. 1.00
00:11:54.900 It's just 14 hours of toad just stroking his dick and he's going to sit there just like 1.00
00:11:59.580 this, nothing else. 1.00
00:12:00.580 Can we do something else while toad is stroking it?
00:12:02.480 Can we all lose?
00:12:02.900 No one said otherwise.
00:12:03.620 I would assume.
00:12:04.200 Yeah.
00:12:04.540 Why not?
00:12:05.480 I would assume at least as long as it's in your periphery to some.
00:12:08.460 Like, no, you have to watch it intently because like, uh, what do they say?
00:12:12.380 How many, like, how many, like you work for every eight hours a person actually works.
00:12:16.580 They actually work like what?
00:12:17.520 Like 20 minutes a day or some shit like that. 0.99
00:12:19.760 It's ridiculous. 0.99
00:12:20.020 Yeah. 0.91
00:12:20.260 Yeah.
00:12:20.480 So does that work also for this to where if it's, if this is my job, I only have to really
00:12:25.280 intensely focus for like two minutes of this thing.
00:12:28.020 Can I just say this is actually just training because you would like learn to just kind of
00:12:32.220 disassociate and just kind of zone out.
00:12:34.240 You know what I mean?
00:12:34.540 This is actually describing toad's actual life.
00:12:37.620 Think about it.
00:12:38.480 He watches himself edge multiple hours a day and he has his dream job.
00:12:43.920 It's not his dream job.
00:12:45.240 I've, I've seen how he talks about his job.
00:12:47.500 Yeah.
00:12:47.860 It's not his dream job. 0.95
00:12:49.000 I mean, it's in a weird kind of psych psychological fucked up way. 0.96
00:12:53.000 I think it is his dream job in the sense that he likes to torture himself. 0.93
00:12:56.300 Like he likes the treatment show for Toad would just be him walking into the FBI building, get
00:13:02.140 his instructions for the day.
00:13:03.840 You're like, you're going to ruin these guys' lives.
00:13:06.100 Just keep it up.
00:13:07.200 And they're, they're like, they're really being mean to me.
00:13:09.680 They're like, yeah, it's part of the job.
00:13:11.740 Whenever they, whenever they doubt you, just add a really specific medical story with specific
00:13:16.100 names.
00:13:16.640 Like I feel like he has like a Mad Libs tape to his computer and the pot, like a little
00:13:20.420 piece of paper, just a little Mad Libs.
00:13:22.600 And then like it's just blank spots for the different person and like a medical condition
00:13:26.340 or whatever, you know, that's what it is.
00:13:29.720 Yeah.
00:13:30.540 All right.
00:13:30.980 Next question.
00:13:32.300 Yeah.
00:13:32.980 Yeah.
00:13:33.280 I, by the way, I would, uh, I choose, uh, the being fast food worker.
00:13:38.420 I'm not watching.
00:13:39.100 Really?
00:13:39.260 I'm not watching, I'm not watching Toad Edge for two hours a day.
00:13:42.680 You would rather do that for the rest of your life.
00:13:46.020 Then watch Toad Edge two hours a day.
00:13:47.780 You're watching a dude stroke his meat in your house around your kids.
00:13:50.900 Why are you being weird about that?
00:13:52.100 Your kids are like, are you like, what is your deal? 0.98
00:13:55.820 If I was gay, I would love it. 0.98
00:13:57.260 No, there's no way.
00:13:58.700 What I'm saying is like, I feel like if you're securing yourself, you can just be like, yep, 0.99
00:14:02.480 that's a dick and his hand is moving up and down. 1.00
00:14:04.560 I'm getting fucking, all right, cool. 1.00
00:14:06.320 I made a bunch of good money today. 0.94
00:14:07.060 Because I don't think, they never said you can.
00:14:08.260 We'll be done in an hour and a half.
00:14:11.380 I'm saying family's over or you're on vacation.
00:14:13.960 You're like, oh, I'm finally, like, no, you have to bring them along with you.
00:14:16.640 That means you also, like, every time you go on vacation, you have to, like, buy Toad a ticket.
00:14:20.860 Like, I think you can really do it like Tom Woods does his podcast episodes and just do,
00:14:24.720 like, a shitload, like, up front.
00:14:26.160 No, he never said that.
00:14:27.040 He said two hours a day.
00:14:28.400 It was two hours a day.
00:14:29.280 You can't front load it.
00:14:30.780 You can't front load his, uh, his, his load.
00:14:33.800 I mean, I will give you, that is a strong point.
00:14:35.520 That makes it a little bit more unreasonable because it's such a constant.
00:14:38.260 But now if there was flexibility, like, PTO, sick days, stuff like that, then maybe we
00:14:42.440 could talk.
00:14:43.880 No, because it's two hours a day, every day, including the weekend.
00:14:46.780 That was the rules of the question.
00:14:49.460 And I would say, I mean, like, if it's that, I just can't.
00:14:52.020 I can't have family over and be like, oh, Toad's here.
00:14:55.460 I got to leave for two hours.
00:14:56.740 And they're like, what are you doing?
00:14:57.520 And I'm like, I, um. 1.00
00:14:58.740 Dad, daddy has to go watch a dude jerk off. 0.99
00:15:01.140 The one thing, the one thing, how do I have to explain this to my son? 0.99
00:15:04.080 Be like, uh, I mean, you can join if you, I mean, no, no, don't join.
00:15:08.560 You're really overlooking the part, though, where, uh. 0.99
00:15:10.900 Leave them wage as shit, though. 1.00
00:15:12.260 Not only are you working this really shitty job. 1.00
00:15:14.020 They're going to raise it soon. 0.96
00:15:14.920 I'll be fine.
00:15:15.660 Not only are you really working this shitty job, though, but you're having to, uh, serve 0.99
00:15:19.640 niggers, though. 0.99
00:15:20.340 So it's a violent situation for you.
00:15:22.300 Like, they could be coming in. 1.00
00:15:23.020 It's going to be a violent situation if it's to see you stretch a dick every day. 0.99
00:15:25.220 It's going to be a violent situation. 1.00
00:15:26.500 I'll tell you that.
00:15:27.840 Yeah, but honestly, you know what the, uh, you know what the, uh, like, the way out of
00:15:32.200 it is? 0.91
00:15:32.620 Kill Toad. 0.95
00:15:33.520 Like, I would see them first time, and I'd just be like, nope, can't, like, and I 1.00
00:15:36.260 kill them, and be like, I just keep my dream job. 0.99
00:15:37.780 Like, I broke your system. 1.00
00:15:39.640 Yes.
00:15:40.180 Cole broke the Matrix.
00:15:41.160 Correct.
00:15:41.460 I broke the Matrix. 1.00
00:15:42.260 Just Neo that shit. 1.00
00:15:44.580 Just like, first day, I'm like, oh, okay. 1.00
00:15:49.100 He just has an intrusive thought, just starts stabbing him.
00:15:51.520 I'm like, oh, my God, I solved it.
00:15:53.040 I solved it.
00:15:54.460 They were like, whoever God it was that gave me this, uh, this ultimatum, like, I beat
00:16:00.000 you at it.
00:16:00.620 It's like, whatever you, what other questions we got?
00:16:02.940 Yeah, next one.
00:16:03.940 Next one.
00:16:04.840 Uh, Rich says, what was your guys' worst sexual experience, not including the LP convention 0.99
00:16:11.260 where Toad got fucked? 0.99
00:16:12.560 Yes, I did. 1.00
00:16:13.620 Worst sexual experience? 1.00
00:16:16.000 For Cole, it's every blowjob. 0.99
00:16:18.000 I guess it depends on what you mean by worst. 0.99
00:16:19.420 I've had a super toothy blowjob before when I was in high school. 0.99
00:16:23.260 That was god-awful. 1.00
00:16:25.240 Uh, oh, I had a chick that, like, literally sucked it. 1.00
00:16:27.700 Like, she didn't understand what that meant. 0.99
00:16:29.440 Like, she, like, actually, she was like a, like, pressure, like a vacuum. 0.99
00:16:33.540 Yeah, like, trying to suck it. 0.97
00:16:34.900 Like, it's if that did something. 1.00
00:16:35.080 She sucked it so hard, she, uh, uncircumcised Jose. 0.99
00:16:37.840 I, I'm trying to think of if there was any, like, really bad times, like, either getting 0.99
00:16:44.220 caught or, like, like, because I didn't have very many sexual, like, things before my wife. 0.76
00:16:50.140 I mean, I did, I had, like, encounters, but it wasn't. 0.98
00:16:52.320 I mean, I'm sure you've done the move where you accidentally slip it in the butt real hard 0.96
00:16:55.260 before. 0.93
00:16:55.620 You ever done that?
00:16:56.020 No.
00:16:56.520 I would get killed.
00:16:57.040 You've never done that?
00:16:57.800 No, I haven't.
00:16:58.260 Oh, I remember once, uh, when I, like, honeymoon stage, I was doing, like, one of these, like,
00:17:02.440 tricky type positions and, like, trying to be crafty about it and, like, like, literally
00:17:06.980 let it come out and just kind of, with aim, like, literally just go back in and I was
00:17:10.880 just, like, just going.
00:17:11.540 What were you expecting? 1.00
00:17:12.860 I don't, I was young, dumb, and full of cum. 1.00
00:17:15.320 I was young, dumb, and full of cum. 1.00
00:17:17.100 No, I wasn't trying to put it in. 0.99
00:17:18.440 And then, like, I was just slamming it but doing the thing where I'd literally pull it out
00:17:21.700 all the way and then put it back in, but I wasn't guiding it.
00:17:24.180 It's dangerous work. 0.98
00:17:25.080 Just accuracy, baby, just fucking pinpoint daggers and just one went a little off kilter 0.98
00:17:29.980 and I was just, it was all the way. 0.99
00:17:32.260 They, they, they, they turn around so quick.
00:17:33.200 Shot off like a rocket. 1.00
00:17:34.480 They, they turn around so quick on that shit. 1.00
00:17:37.120 They're like, you fucking don't do that shit. 1.00
00:17:39.240 I get, like, it's so fucking mad. 1.00
00:17:41.200 Well, it was like the soul left. 0.96
00:17:43.180 Like, it was literally, like, the whole thing.
00:17:46.780 Wait, did you get in?
00:17:48.280 Yes, like, in one fell swoop.
00:17:49.800 You got in?
00:17:50.780 I didn't realize, oh, God.
00:17:51.860 Yeah, no, literally, so that was, I felt really bad.
00:17:53.960 It was pretty awful.
00:17:55.160 I was going to say, my worst would have to probably be the Tom Woods effect, right? 0.80
00:18:01.220 Yeah, I mean, that probably would be the worst sexual experience.
00:18:04.460 I'm trying to think of anything else I can think of. 0.66
00:18:06.840 Oh, come on. 0.87
00:18:07.440 It couldn't have been that bad, right?
00:18:08.740 I was just in the corner.
00:18:09.600 I'm trying to think if there was any time of, like, no, it might have been the next day.
00:18:19.420 It actually was probably worse.
00:18:21.460 Oh, yeah, the half threesome.
00:18:23.640 The half threesome.
00:18:24.320 That was probably the worst.
00:18:26.160 Yeah, that was definitely probably the worst.
00:18:27.760 And everybody knows that story.
00:18:28.480 I mean, basically, like, Elizabeth, like, she started crying in the middle.
00:18:32.360 It was really bad. 1.00
00:18:33.100 Like, I was like, stop that shit. 1.00
00:18:35.660 There is chirps. 1.00
00:18:37.940 I don't know who fucking did it. 0.99
00:18:38.800 Probably Tyler. 1.00
00:18:39.580 Fucking asshole. 1.00
00:18:40.060 Yeah, it's totally Tyler. 1.00
00:18:41.080 Tyler or it's the other toad that's in here.
00:18:45.060 It's probably Tyler.
00:18:45.440 I think it was Top's nephew. 1.00
00:18:48.560 Yeah, that motherfucker. 1.00
00:18:50.600 Okay. 1.00
00:18:51.800 All right.
00:18:52.400 What else we got?
00:18:53.620 Bottom lobster.
00:18:54.660 I don't know how much we can squeeze, how much juice we can squeeze out of sexual experiences.
00:18:57.880 Feels degenerate.
00:18:59.160 Well, I don't have.
00:18:59.860 We're not degenerate on this show.
00:19:02.100 That's between me and my wife, guys, okay?
00:19:04.000 Wait a minute.
00:19:04.620 Jose, didn't you have one? 1.00
00:19:06.580 Wasn't it you or was it Clint who had the, like, piece of shit in your pee hole? 1.00
00:19:12.260 Maybe it was Clint. 1.00
00:19:13.060 No, no.
00:19:13.800 You might be remembering, I told you guys, I'm sure I probably told this story during
00:19:19.360 a tower game before, but I just remember when I was young, I had a buddy who had a subscription
00:19:23.260 to a porn website and, like, he gave me the stuff.
00:19:26.440 The login?
00:19:26.900 Like, the deets.
00:19:27.960 And I remember just, I happened to see on that one of the funniest porns I've ever seen
00:19:32.120 in my life because the dude, like, when he busted, he did. 1.00
00:19:36.280 He had, like, clearly had had a piece of shit in his dick hole. 1.00
00:19:39.900 And when it launched, it literally, like, bloop. 1.00
00:19:43.140 And there was, like, a perfect little piece of turd on him.
00:19:46.380 So I, I, I was...
00:19:48.700 So anyways, I just thought it was funny, too, because I, like, the one of the funniest
00:19:56.100 parts to me in that, like, little bit is the fact that he then kind of slickly does this
00:20:00.880 move where he kind of, like, caresses her face. 0.99
00:20:03.700 And he wipes the shit off? 0.99
00:20:04.840 And wipes it off with his thumb ever so slightly. 0.99
00:20:07.800 The slickest of moves. 0.99
00:20:09.440 And then puts it back in her butthole. 1.00
00:20:11.760 And I was just, like, in my head, like, she had no idea. 0.99
00:20:14.440 You could tell as it was happening. 0.97
00:20:16.240 And I'm just, like, literally my dick's going limp and I'm just looking, like, amazed. 1.00
00:20:20.280 Like, what the fuck? 0.99
00:20:21.980 And, like, so you know she probably either never knew or found out when she saw the scene later. 0.99
00:20:26.400 I, like, I've never watched it.
00:20:29.440 Uh, I think we talked about doing a watch-along with it.
00:20:33.560 Yeah, it'd be really fun.
00:20:35.120 Does anyone even know what, like, what the vibe of that is?
00:20:38.180 Like, is it sort of all kinds of things?
00:20:39.600 I think it's all in the title.
00:20:41.160 Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty up front about what it's about.
00:20:44.440 It's a very low budget.
00:20:45.660 Well, obviously it's low budget.
00:20:48.520 It's on YouTube.
00:20:49.940 It was funny because you were talking about, um, Top of Clipper Street.
00:20:53.780 Oh, God. 1.00
00:20:55.160 These fuckers. 1.00
00:20:55.400 Are they for real? 1.00
00:20:56.200 They're such fucking assholes. 1.00
00:20:57.580 These fuckers. 1.00
00:20:58.780 I knew they were. 1.00
00:20:59.900 Um.
00:21:01.080 They're starting their own stream. 1.00
00:21:02.460 They're talking shit. 1.00
00:21:02.980 These guys don't fucking put anything. 1.00
00:21:05.360 We put our whole life into this shit. 0.99
00:21:08.380 Um, I was, so I was scrolling Instagram today and I saw one that reminded you what you were 0.99
00:21:13.660 talking about, uh, Jose.
00:21:15.440 So it was a girl.
00:21:16.220 Not only did they start another stream, they're undermining us.
00:21:18.720 They are undermining us right now. 1.00
00:21:20.360 Yeah, trying to make us look stupid. 1.00
00:21:22.680 Yeah. 1.00
00:21:22.840 They, uh, they did.
00:21:24.020 So it was this girl.
00:21:25.240 It looked like she got up.
00:21:25.940 It was like a, it seemed like a comedy kind of thing.
00:21:27.800 Kind of like kill Tony.
00:21:28.920 It wasn't kill Tony.
00:21:29.540 But like, so this girl gets up there and she's just telling a story about how this dude is 1.00
00:21:33.380 just ramming her asshole. 1.00
00:21:34.520 Like during, she ramming her asshole and she was like, just taking it. 1.00
00:21:36.960 And then he says, now you're going to suck it. 1.00
00:21:39.560 And so he pulled his dick out, puts it in her mouth and she starts sucking it. 1.00
00:21:42.960 And she said she could feel what only felt like a soggy, uh, you know, those, uh, mulch 1.00
00:21:50.680 chips on like, on, like a part.
00:21:53.300 She said it felt like a, and so she pressed it to the roof of her mouth. 0.99
00:21:59.600 She had gotten shit in her mouth. 1.00
00:22:03.020 And he's streaming Tower Gang. 1.00
00:22:06.340 He's streaming.
00:22:06.800 Oh, okay.
00:22:08.760 Okay.
00:22:09.140 That makes sense.
00:22:09.640 Yeah.
00:22:09.880 Yeah.
00:22:10.040 He's streaming them and he's calling it Tower Gang.
00:22:12.740 Oh boy.
00:22:13.120 No, no.
00:22:13.500 We're streaming two tops Twitter right now.
00:22:15.400 Oh, all right. 0.99
00:22:16.580 The chat's making shit up. 0.97
00:22:18.280 Raven already made it live. 0.98
00:22:19.300 Yeah.
00:22:19.720 Raven's fine.
00:22:20.060 I don't know.
00:22:20.320 Whatever.
00:22:20.580 I would have believed it.
00:22:21.420 That would be a top thing to do.
00:22:22.800 And actually he's all mad and have us genuinely convinced that we're like, is he really going
00:22:27.120 to start another Tower Gang?
00:22:28.020 All just to generate content.
00:22:29.320 Like, I got to shake things up.
00:22:30.520 Like.
00:22:31.760 I want to see if I can find, I want to see if I can find that video.
00:22:35.100 Because it was horrific. 0.99
00:22:37.580 And this girl, like, it wasn't like she was like some like just low down whore. 1.00
00:22:42.240 Like, she looked like a nice, like, she looked like just a very. 1.00
00:22:44.800 Wait, is this a woman on video sucking dick? 1.00
00:22:47.000 And you're like, I just. 1.00
00:22:47.700 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00
00:22:48.760 It was, it wasn't a woman on video sucking dick. 1.00
00:22:50.560 She was telling her story. 1.00
00:22:52.460 Oh, okay.
00:22:53.000 She was, she was like, no, she was.
00:22:54.640 And they were like, oh, she's a comedian. 0.99
00:22:56.080 They were like, nope, this is her first time on stage.
00:22:58.620 Oh, yeah.
00:23:00.540 If it was the actual video, we would get you to me.
00:23:02.320 I'm going to see if I can find.
00:23:03.160 I think I probably would never be able to find it.
00:23:06.540 Oh, God.
00:23:07.280 Don't even bother.
00:23:07.540 I have a guest.
00:23:09.160 Yeah, I see him down there.
00:23:10.260 We do have a guest.
00:23:11.160 Yeah.
00:23:11.360 Is it worth it?
00:23:12.280 Just let me know.
00:23:12.960 It's conspiracy extremists.
00:23:14.300 It's our buddy. 0.99
00:23:14.880 Did we already put out the link or some shit? 0.96
00:23:16.840 I did. 0.98
00:23:17.340 Yes, he did.
00:23:18.020 Okay, okay.
00:23:18.680 Is it just out on Twitter?
00:23:19.900 Just out in the wild?
00:23:20.420 It is.
00:23:21.160 Okay, whatever. 1.00
00:23:22.000 Fuck it. 1.00
00:23:23.060 These are random people in there. 1.00
00:23:24.920 You guys want to do one more question?
00:23:26.860 I guess we can bring on.
00:23:27.800 Yeah, yeah, one more question.
00:23:28.420 I want to see if I can find this video if I can.
00:23:30.640 One more question and we'll have conspiracy extremists on.
00:23:32.540 Well, yeah, bring him on for the question.
00:23:34.220 While we get the question set up, bring him on now.
00:23:38.580 Conspiracy extremists. 0.99
00:23:40.100 What the fuck is up? 1.00
00:23:43.140 Are you here? 1.00
00:23:44.040 He's muted.
00:23:45.040 You're muted, bro.
00:23:45.960 You don't even have video, no audio. 1.00
00:23:48.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:23:48.740 Yeah, come on, man. 1.00
00:23:49.480 You're a professional podcaster.
00:23:50.920 You're a professional podcaster.
00:23:51.500 Yeah, you have a podcast.
00:23:53.140 I was on it recently.
00:23:54.140 This is why I was just like, I wasn't even having the filtering mechanism.
00:23:56.400 I just like, just bring him on. 1.00
00:23:57.580 You know, he's fucked up. 1.00
00:23:58.500 All right. 1.00
00:23:59.340 Question. 1.00
00:23:59.900 Fuck him. 1.00
00:24:00.900 Question. 1.00
00:24:01.400 Mayo Monkey 35.
00:24:02.840 Have you ever been unexpectedly recognized in public?
00:24:05.840 Tell the story.
00:24:07.400 I don't think I have.
00:24:08.440 Like, it's target.
00:24:09.320 I don't.
00:24:09.860 I mean, I wouldn't say public.
00:24:11.800 I mean, I've gone to events and people are like, oh, who's this?
00:24:14.900 But like, that's events.
00:24:17.320 Never like.
00:24:18.420 Yes.
00:24:18.680 I don't think I've ever been recognized in public.
00:24:20.560 No, I have been recognized in public.
00:24:23.080 I was at Luis J. Gomez's.
00:24:25.880 There we go.
00:24:27.000 I was at Luis J. Gomez's standup.
00:24:29.280 And a guy on Twitter, he messaged me.
00:24:31.860 And he goes, are you watching Luis J. Gomez right now?
00:24:34.280 And I'm like, yeah.
00:24:35.360 And he was in there.
00:24:36.420 And he had saw me across the room.
00:24:38.240 And he was like, bro, what's up?
00:24:39.420 And so like, we hung out.
00:24:40.860 I went and watched his band.
00:24:41.620 Wait, wait, did he know you?
00:24:42.940 But I feel like I heard this question is recognize you in public, like from the show or something.
00:24:47.560 Yes, from the show.
00:24:48.640 Okay, I thought it was just some dude who like knew you somewhere else or like you would see you somewhere else.
00:24:52.020 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:53.280 You know, he knew me from Twitter.
00:24:54.900 He knew me from Twitter.
00:24:55.800 And he was like, hey, dude.
00:24:58.260 He was like, I see you in here.
00:24:59.680 And like, I was like, yep.
00:25:01.780 Because I think he, maybe because Luis called me out as Fat Dave that night.
00:25:07.060 And so he probably messaged me then.
00:25:08.440 But that was really cool.
00:25:09.360 Yeah.
00:25:09.600 Yeah.
00:25:09.800 I think in the comedy sphere, maybe it happens.
00:25:11.960 Because I go to a lot of comedy shows at like the Wilbur in Boston and stuff.
00:25:15.360 And it's happened to me a couple of times where I had no idea who this person is.
00:25:18.800 They were like walking next to me.
00:25:20.060 They came up to me like, are you Toad from Tower Gang? 0.99
00:25:22.100 I'm like, fuck yeah, bro. 1.00
00:25:23.460 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00
00:25:24.220 Wait.
00:25:24.500 Are you genuinely telling me you've been recognized at just normal comedy events that aren't at all related to like our sphere?
00:25:30.520 Like, I guess I can understand like a Legion of Skanks event or something. 0.87
00:25:33.980 No, it wasn't at LOS.
00:25:35.360 Well, at LOS I got recognized too.
00:25:37.020 But that's, I mean, that's LOS.
00:25:38.520 It's Tower Gang. 0.99
00:25:39.280 That, at LOS one guy came up to me and he's like, dude, you're the guy who jerked off. 0.98
00:25:44.000 I'm like, yeah, that's me. 0.99
00:25:45.620 That's you.
00:25:46.320 That is you.
00:25:46.520 But no, it's some other like comedy shows that were unrelated to what we do.
00:25:50.740 I mean, they're like decent comedians.
00:25:52.400 That's why I'm going.
00:25:53.120 But it's like, I don't expect to be recognized at those.
00:25:55.580 But it has happened in a couple of days.
00:25:56.760 Probably. 1.00
00:25:57.160 If a girl did suck your dick after you put it in her ass and then you found out she did have poop. 1.00
00:26:02.960 Like there was poop on your dick. 1.00
00:26:04.180 And then she like. 1.00
00:26:05.100 I already wasn't going to call her.
00:26:07.180 Oh, okay.
00:26:07.900 So you're not like.
00:26:08.880 No.
00:26:09.460 You're not down with that? 1.00
00:26:10.420 As a woman are willing to like put, let me put my dick in your butt and then also put 1.00
00:26:15.320 it in your mouth. 1.00
00:26:15.860 I want nothing to do with you ever again. 0.99
00:26:17.580 I'm disgusted that you just did that.
00:26:19.000 I'm probably.
00:26:20.200 I mean.
00:26:20.400 You're not.
00:26:20.740 You're not.
00:26:21.100 You're not fascinated.
00:26:22.180 You're like, this girl is down. 1.00
00:26:24.180 I'm fascinated by the depravity of this whore. 1.00
00:26:25.840 Maybe. 1.00
00:26:26.820 Like that's gross, dude.
00:26:28.700 That's poop. 0.98
00:26:30.400 That's like double sodomy. 1.00
00:26:32.180 Yeah.
00:26:32.420 That's.
00:26:32.820 Yeah.
00:26:33.140 Like I already like. 0.98
00:26:34.940 By the way, it's her own poop. 1.00
00:26:36.600 So I mean, I'm already torn on my like respect for women after putting it in her butt. 1.00
00:26:40.340 Now you've like completely like thrown out the window and then you throw your mouth after. 0.99
00:26:44.960 Wait.
00:26:45.260 So if you. 1.00
00:26:46.280 If a girl gave you anal, you would also be like disgusting. 1.00
00:26:50.640 I'll do. 1.00
00:26:51.300 I'll do it this one time, but we're done, bitch. 1.00
00:26:54.120 Yeah. 0.98
00:26:54.580 I mean, I don't know that one.
00:26:56.660 Like, I guess maybe it's contextual.
00:26:58.520 I don't know.
00:26:59.180 But like, I just want to, I just want to know that you really seal a deal when you throw 1.00
00:27:03.260 it in your fucking mouth after. 1.00
00:27:04.640 Elizabeth. 1.00
00:27:05.120 I just want to, I want to know that you're down with anything that may happen in the
00:27:09.240 bedroom.
00:27:09.840 That's all I'm saying.
00:27:10.480 Like between us two. 0.99
00:27:11.900 I don't want you to put my poop in your mouth. 0.99
00:27:13.940 Yeah. 0.99
00:27:14.160 I don't want you to want me to put your poop in your mouth. 1.00
00:27:16.020 No, no, no. 0.98
00:27:16.800 I just don't want you to stop when poop gets in your mouth.
00:27:21.020 Okay. 0.99
00:27:22.480 I want a submissive. 0.90
00:27:23.740 I don't want poop. 0.99
00:27:24.560 I don't want to poop to be the stop sign during sex. 0.96
00:27:27.320 Okay.
00:27:27.540 I just want it to be, it's a pretty solid stop sign if you think about it.
00:27:32.460 Like, hey, do not go.
00:27:35.400 Don't pass go.
00:27:37.520 Do not collect $200. 0.98
00:27:39.440 You're going to hell. 0.98
00:27:40.660 You just did pass go. 1.00
00:27:42.900 I don't know.
00:27:43.500 Even butt stuff's not even that great.
00:27:44.980 It really, the only reason I think guys like it is because it's more of like a domination
00:27:48.880 thing. 1.00
00:27:49.400 Like, yeah, I put it in your ass. 1.00
00:27:50.860 Michaela gets it when in Rome. 1.00
00:27:52.740 Yeah.
00:27:52.980 When in Rome.
00:27:54.100 When in Rome.
00:27:54.500 When in Rome. 1.00
00:27:55.460 When you got some shit in your mouth. 1.00
00:27:58.640 And the craziest thing is she, she was just like, she stuck it to the roof of her mouth. 1.00
00:28:02.940 That's what she said.
00:28:03.600 She like, she like pushed it on the roof. 1.00
00:28:05.540 And I was like, why?
00:28:06.920 Why would you ever do that?
00:28:09.260 At a brain freeze.
00:28:10.740 God.
00:28:11.020 You know when you're like chewing gum and you just have that like sensation and you want
00:28:14.280 to like push it up like on the roof of your mouth and kind of just like flatten it out?
00:28:18.500 Wait, what?
00:28:18.980 What?
00:28:19.520 Huh?
00:28:20.260 What?
00:28:21.280 Oh.
00:28:22.560 Oh, all right.
00:28:24.220 Well, maybe she just wanted to do that. 0.97
00:28:25.820 I don't know.
00:28:26.200 What are you saying?
00:28:26.820 The rule is more of a finishing move than a combo breaker.
00:28:29.560 That's a great way to put it.
00:28:33.440 That needs to be a tweet. 1.00
00:28:35.300 That's a great fucking tweet. 0.99
00:28:36.780 Tweet it out. 1.00
00:28:38.700 Yeah.
00:28:39.180 Can I ask you a question?
00:28:40.720 Yeah. 1.00
00:28:40.940 Where the fuck did he go? 1.00
00:28:42.960 What the hell? 1.00
00:28:43.660 It's like voice of God. 0.91
00:28:44.260 I don't know who to.
00:28:44.920 Okay.
00:28:45.460 Yeah.
00:28:45.720 Ask your question.
00:28:46.500 Go ahead.
00:28:47.140 Yeah.
00:28:47.800 I need to ask a question. 1.00
00:28:50.220 Who the fuck do you think you are, Toad? 1.00
00:28:51.900 Oh, it's, it's, it's, it's top. 1.00
00:28:55.260 It's top.
00:28:56.740 Yeah.
00:28:57.240 Get him.
00:28:58.060 Top, get him. 1.00
00:28:58.700 You know who I am, motherfucker. 1.00
00:29:00.580 I'm muting everybody except for them, too. 1.00
00:29:02.940 All right. 0.99
00:29:03.440 What the fuck is up, conspiracy? 0.99
00:29:05.680 Nope. 0.99
00:29:07.120 Muting everybody.
00:29:08.480 What is happening?
00:29:10.640 It's just me and you, baby.
00:29:12.760 We're going to duel this out.
00:29:14.500 Conspiracy extremists is here. 0.99
00:29:15.960 No, we're not going to fucking duel. 0.98
00:29:18.020 We're going to duel this out. 0.99
00:29:20.260 Nope.
00:29:22.260 I'm lost.
00:29:22.980 It's, yeah, it's already over.
00:29:24.460 You lose.
00:29:26.880 I lose, you lose.
00:29:29.260 Not, no, not really.
00:29:31.020 I have no idea what's going on here.
00:29:32.620 I don't know if Toad does either.
00:29:34.160 I have no clue.
00:29:34.780 I have no clue either. 1.00
00:29:36.460 I would kick him the fuck out. 1.00
00:29:38.020 Top's calling in. 1.00
00:29:39.700 That doesn't sound like Top. 1.00
00:29:40.860 Honestly, the audio is so fucked. 0.99
00:29:42.260 That's 100% Top. 0.99
00:29:43.400 I can tell.
00:29:43.860 I don't know.
00:29:44.480 Okay.
00:29:44.780 Well, maybe.
00:29:45.340 I don't know.
00:29:45.580 I was going to meet everybody and then just be like, but he, I think he probably has like 0.99
00:29:49.580 back connections or some shit. 0.93
00:29:50.500 This is weird. 0.82
00:29:50.640 He, he can, he can pop in here if he wants, but, uh, that's weird.
00:29:54.600 All right.
00:29:54.820 We have a, we have a guest in here.
00:29:56.200 Uh, what are your thoughts on women and, uh, your, you know, your levels of respect for 1.00
00:30:01.440 them after putting a poop dick in their mouth? 1.00
00:30:03.120 Uh, I think anal sex is too close to being gay. 1.00
00:30:07.260 So. 1.00
00:30:07.580 It's pretty close.
00:30:08.300 I agree.
00:30:08.860 It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's questionable.
00:30:11.120 But it's also, but I mean, but technically it's also really close to having like straight 0.77
00:30:14.800 sex too. 0.88
00:30:15.640 About like two inches.
00:30:16.780 Yeah.
00:30:17.220 It's like not even, it's, it's very close.
00:30:19.580 That two inches.
00:30:20.220 Honestly, I mean, Jose has already proved it's a literally a slip away.
00:30:23.660 Like, it's literally just like, it is, it also makes me nervous if they could take a 1.00
00:30:29.720 dick in the ass. 1.00
00:30:30.460 Like how big are their shits? 1.00
00:30:32.940 That doesn't bother me at all. 1.00
00:30:34.460 I want like, how big is your dick? 1.00
00:30:36.780 I mean, I don't know. 1.00
00:30:37.440 You, you know, what are you talking about? 1.00
00:30:39.680 I feel like like the size of my dick. 1.00
00:30:42.260 Like, I mean, that's, I guess a burly woman's poop, but like, it's still not like anything 1.00
00:30:46.260 to be like, Oh my God. 0.98
00:30:47.400 You need to go to the doctor.
00:30:47.880 Girls have bigger poops than we even realize. 1.00
00:30:49.640 It doesn't even like, they have the same poops as us. 0.86
00:30:51.040 I mean, honestly, they might have bigger poops.
00:30:52.740 I don't acknowledge that they poop at all.
00:30:55.180 All right.
00:30:56.820 Well, that's nice. 1.00
00:30:58.660 We can't size your dick. 1.00
00:31:00.120 Well, that's nice to listen. 1.00
00:31:02.480 But that's not true because you just, you just have diarrhea all the time.
00:31:06.440 Yeah. 1.00
00:31:06.920 Fucking IBS bitch. 1.00
00:31:08.240 If, if you fuck a chick in the ass, does that like affect the size of their 1.00
00:31:12.120 shit after that? 1.00
00:31:13.900 No, I would assume it could. 0.99
00:31:15.780 I mean, it's kind of like the funnel under which it comes.
00:31:18.800 So it's like, it'd be like if you have those like ice cream machines and you swap out the
00:31:22.220 little thing on the, you know, on it, like a different shape or whatever, you know, you 1.00
00:31:25.820 know, gay guys have to eventually like put tampons on their ass to keep their shit in. 1.00
00:31:29.080 Yeah. 1.00
00:31:29.460 It's wild. 0.99
00:31:30.200 The butt sex is not the way guys. 1.00
00:31:32.040 Not at all. 0.99
00:31:32.940 I feel like you can get past that though.
00:31:34.760 I've, I've, I've, I've once, once you hit 40, I think is the thing.
00:31:39.640 I think it's like you start just leaking, right?
00:31:42.940 And you have to wear diapers.
00:31:44.480 Something like that.
00:31:45.340 Yeah.
00:31:45.520 I think, yeah.
00:31:46.200 I guess it depends on your level of gayness, but yeah, I'd say generally with a high to
00:31:51.180 moderate level of gayness, about 40s, you know, probably you're going to lose your bubble. 0.88
00:31:55.260 I think it was, I can't remember who it was, but said that this also happens to like porn 0.99
00:31:58.820 stars, like even like female porn stars that take up to do a lot of anal. 1.00
00:32:02.140 Especially female porn stars. 1.00
00:32:03.540 Just straight up, just wearing diapers at like 35. 0.99
00:32:05.780 I don't know how to say it like that.
00:32:06.480 Yeah.
00:32:06.800 That was weird.
00:32:08.120 What?
00:32:08.840 Why would you say it like that though?
00:32:10.180 That's creepy.
00:32:11.940 I don't know.
00:32:13.280 I don't know. 0.98
00:32:13.700 You say especially female porn stars. 1.00
00:32:15.600 I really feel like male gay porn stars would really have much worse buttholes. 1.00
00:32:20.220 So I don't understand why you'd say especially women, especially in that creepy way. 0.99
00:32:24.380 But anyways, let's move on.
00:32:26.620 Yeah.
00:32:27.520 Honestly, let's kick Toad off Target. 1.00
00:32:29.200 I'm ready for him just to fucking this. 1.00
00:32:30.920 I mean, he fucked up this episode already. 1.00
00:32:32.620 He fucked us. 1.00
00:32:34.220 I was okay. 0.99
00:32:35.360 I was like, Top's gone, but we got our meal ticket and Clint, he's still going to be here
00:32:38.840 with us.
00:32:38.860 I'm the one who's here, baby.
00:32:40.340 Clint's the one who left you high and dry.
00:32:42.580 Because of you.
00:32:43.640 This episode's not even going that badly.
00:32:45.720 No, it's because of himself.
00:32:48.500 Because he wants better for you.
00:32:50.020 I didn't catch that.
00:32:51.000 Should I explain what actually happened?
00:32:52.300 Clint is just being a baby.
00:32:54.860 He was like, I can't be on with somebody that doesn't get...
00:32:59.100 We explained it.
00:33:00.440 We already told you. 0.99
00:33:01.300 He hooked it the fuck up for you. 0.98
00:33:03.540 Like, really talked you up big time to Tim Pool and like PBD and all the other big dogs 0.98
00:33:08.660 he hangs with. 1.00
00:33:09.980 And then you were like, I'm not your monkey, bitch. 1.00
00:33:12.280 You pulled that move again. 1.00
00:33:13.660 And you're like, I'm not going to just drop everything and go to fucking Virginia or wherever. 0.99
00:33:17.140 Yeah. 0.99
00:33:17.740 And yeah, so now here we are.
00:33:20.880 And now, like, he's got a bunch of the chat. 0.99
00:33:23.380 Like, people in the chat, Dave and Liz and whatever, he's telling them to just shit on 0.98
00:33:26.800 me all the time because it's so out of character. 1.00
00:33:29.660 It's so fucking stupid. 1.00
00:33:30.560 It's really a grand conspiracy. 1.00
00:33:32.080 We tell all our friends just to fuck with Toad and then they tell their friends to talk 1.00
00:33:35.180 with Toad. 1.00
00:33:35.300 No, I know that that's what's going on. 0.99
00:33:36.940 We gain acolytes to fucking with Toad. 0.99
00:33:39.200 We told his parents to hate him already. 1.00
00:33:41.880 And we did that years ago.
00:33:43.580 Like, we've been...
00:33:45.680 Yeah. 0.99
00:33:47.300 Since Clint's not here, I got to talk a little shit. 0.99
00:33:52.060 I think last episode, or was it... 0.98
00:33:54.580 Yeah, it was last episode.
00:33:55.760 Clint said he's never, ever said anything mean about Toad.
00:33:59.560 You guys remember that?
00:34:00.880 He's still never said anything mean about him.
00:34:02.740 That's obviously a lie.
00:34:03.280 And I literally have a video, a clip previously of him saying that Toad has never done anything
00:34:08.980 good ever in his entire life.
00:34:11.600 That's not mean.
00:34:12.580 But that's just factual.
00:34:14.300 Yeah.
00:34:14.480 It's like if I said Toad is fat and bald, I would be like, is that mean? 1.00
00:34:19.940 Like, if I say Chase Oliver sucks a bunch of dicks, if you choose to be offended by that, 1.00
00:34:24.880 that's on you. 1.00
00:34:25.360 That's just a description.
00:34:26.400 You know?
00:34:26.580 I'm just describing it.
00:34:27.220 Yeah.
00:34:27.320 Yeah. 1.00
00:34:27.460 Like, he sucks a bunch of, like, just a bag of dicks every day. 1.00
00:34:31.160 Well, that's just a true statement. 1.00
00:34:32.360 Yeah.
00:34:32.700 Yeah.
00:34:33.060 You can't say, like... 1.00
00:34:33.820 A faggot of dicks. 1.00
00:34:35.400 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:34:36.540 He's a giant faggot. 1.00
00:34:38.420 A faggot of dicks. 1.00
00:34:39.040 I guess it does work. 1.00
00:34:40.000 It's a bundle of sticks, bundle of dicks. 0.99
00:34:41.200 If you, like, if you've strapped a bunch of dicks together, I guess you could... 1.00
00:34:44.640 Yeah. 0.99
00:34:44.940 I don't like it, though.
00:34:45.800 It's clunky.
00:34:46.300 I don't either.
00:34:46.720 It seems like he's pushing it.
00:34:48.120 Yeah.
00:34:48.400 He's really trying to make wordplay happen when he's uncomfortable and angry, and it doesn't
00:34:52.300 really sell it in this mode.
00:34:54.660 But, all right.
00:34:55.220 You guys want to do the laney?
00:34:56.140 I feel like we're getting a weird vibe right now.
00:34:57.520 Let's do a laney edit. 0.85
00:34:58.460 Let's get the laney edit.
00:34:59.720 Yeah.
00:34:59.940 We can keep a conspiracy... 1.00
00:35:01.180 What the fuck do we call you? 1.00
00:35:02.480 Because conspiracy extremists... 0.99
00:35:04.320 Like, what's your online moniker?
00:35:06.160 What are you going by?
00:35:06.860 Because I know you have a show now.
00:35:08.300 You can...
00:35:08.700 Just...
00:35:09.420 Extremist.
00:35:10.540 You can call me CE.
00:35:11.580 You can call me, uh...
00:35:13.220 I don't know what it would be up.
00:35:14.200 Retard. 1.00
00:35:14.720 Interesting.
00:35:15.540 You really got to work on your branding.
00:35:17.160 CEX? 0.99
00:35:17.720 Sex? 0.98
00:35:18.180 Yeah. 0.99
00:35:19.060 Well, my co-host calls me Connie, which sounds so gay, so... 0.87
00:35:23.140 But you're also... 0.99
00:35:23.880 Your co-host is also Assdick or some shit like that. 0.99
00:35:26.660 But that's good branding. 0.99
00:35:28.500 That's good branding, though.
00:35:29.920 Like, you remember that name.
00:35:31.140 You know, like, that becomes like a shtick.
00:35:32.440 I got it wrong, so no, I don't remember the name.
00:35:35.240 Yeah. 1.00
00:35:36.860 You know, you're like ass, dick, ass, ass balls, something like that. 1.00
00:35:40.060 You know, like, you can run through the rigmarole on your head, you know? 1.00
00:35:43.620 All right.
00:35:44.140 Well, I guess let's just do this.
00:35:44.960 Jesus Christ.
00:35:45.880 6.50. 1.00
00:35:46.720 What the fuck? 1.00
00:35:47.500 I'm down. 1.00
00:35:48.260 I'm down for it.
00:35:49.000 I mean, whatever.
00:35:49.720 I guess we're squeezing content out today.
00:35:51.280 Play this on 12th of June.
00:35:53.200 It's almost as long as...
00:35:54.300 Play this next time Owen's on.
00:35:56.000 Dude, it's almost as long as Laney's sweet tranny day. 0.89
00:35:58.740 By the way, let's peek into the back door of the show.
00:36:03.840 This happens all the time because Tyler, like, is so Boomer.
00:36:07.380 He doesn't know when things should be played.
00:36:09.540 And so I think they're finally just literally linking the title of the thing.
00:36:12.320 It's like, play this on the 12th of June.
00:36:14.900 Listen, no, no, no.
00:36:15.440 I want to back him up.
00:36:16.460 To be fair, it goes both ways.
00:36:17.920 There is truth to that.
00:36:18.760 But I also think there's truth to that.
00:36:19.880 We don't put much stock.
00:36:21.460 And when he says, we're like, okay, Boomer.
00:36:23.540 So, like, because he did say something about the edit when we were on Owen.
00:36:27.960 Because, like, none of us had watched it.
00:36:29.420 And because, like, I know Top likes...
00:36:30.440 I hadn't had a chance to watch it.
00:36:31.540 I usually do.
00:36:32.660 But Top was like, you know, he likes to be like, oh, I like to be surprised.
00:36:36.700 And I was like, well, someone should probably...
00:36:38.100 And I think Tyler said he does.
00:36:39.620 And he mentioned it before we played.
00:36:40.960 And he was like, well, I don't know if I would.
00:36:42.380 And then, like, I don't know if we were just in a moment where we're like, oh, Owen's gone. 1.00
00:36:44.800 No, fuck it. 1.00
00:36:45.180 We're going to roll with it. 1.00
00:36:45.860 Who cares?
00:36:46.700 And, like, we just completely disregarded what he said.
00:36:49.080 And then, like, played.
00:36:49.860 And we're like, oh.
00:36:50.840 But it's just funny just to see it, like, play this on the 12th of June. 0.99
00:36:53.840 Like, hey, dumbass. 0.99
00:36:55.000 Like, this is like... 0.99
00:36:56.500 By the way, in my defense, you guys say, hey, play the Lainey edit.
00:37:00.260 And then there's, like, five different ones. 0.96
00:37:01.840 And I'm like, can you just fucking organize it? 0.95
00:37:03.860 So this is how Top... 0.97
00:37:05.240 So let me know if you can't hear this.
00:37:09.100 I can hear it.
00:37:10.660 6.50.
00:37:11.600 Jesus Christ.
00:37:13.100 It's basically a movie.
00:37:14.220 We're watching a Lainey movie.
00:37:16.740 And it's starting off great.
00:37:17.900 It's the length of the song.
00:37:20.840 You get to listen to all three very quickly.
00:37:28.020 Every week is the Magnum Opus.
00:37:30.680 We got Bald Eagles.
00:37:33.900 We got Mont State.
00:37:34.880 Very American right now, baby.
00:37:38.220 Oh.
00:37:38.580 I've been up there, man.
00:37:46.840 You were up there on the right day.
00:37:48.900 Yeah.
00:37:49.960 9-11. 1.00
00:37:52.380 Poor ass. 1.00
00:37:52.920 Holy shit, man. 1.00
00:37:56.560 I'm Clint. 0.99
00:38:01.560 Hi.
00:38:02.560 I'm so glad you guys can join us.
00:38:04.280 I'm Fat Dave.
00:38:05.380 Shout out to Legion of Sphinx. 0.54
00:38:06.720 Oh, it's like a...
00:38:08.180 Do you want to point out the best compliment I think we've ever gotten?
00:38:11.640 Although it came from a child.
00:38:12.820 Going old school here, man.
00:38:17.500 If I leave you tomorrow...
00:38:21.340 I could work his tip.
00:38:22.500 I could work his tip.
00:38:23.740 And I could do some ball work.
00:38:25.680 I could do some good shaft work with my hands.
00:38:27.880 But, I mean...
00:38:28.340 Please stop.
00:38:30.120 Don't lie.
00:38:30.840 We could all do good shaft work. 0.99
00:38:32.660 We could all jerk off a hit. 0.99
00:38:34.060 I would imagine. 1.00
00:38:35.400 I could suck a good dick. 1.00
00:38:36.680 I really think... 1.00
00:38:37.600 Just because I know that the thing...
00:38:38.800 I think I could go deep enough. 0.95
00:38:45.860 Fucking fine by me. 0.97
00:38:47.920 There we go. 0.95
00:38:50.440 Dude, we are...
00:38:51.660 You know, we're talking about how the Libertarian Party needs to be kingmakers. 0.99
00:38:55.120 Fucking Tower Gang is the kingmaker. 0.99
00:38:57.020 The one guy, we endorsed one. 0.99
00:39:00.180 And now, I'm standing next to the president again.
00:39:03.680 Next to a collapsed bridge here.
00:39:05.460 Our number one man right now is none other than Chase Oliver.
00:39:09.860 He is the best the Libertarian Party has to offer at the moment.
00:39:13.140 That is... 0.99
00:39:13.720 Goddamn. 0.99
00:39:14.320 Offer. 1.00
00:39:15.520 Wow.
00:39:16.280 Is there any specific policies that we could actually go like... 0.95
00:39:18.420 Daddy's maggot. 0.56
00:39:20.000 No. 0.97
00:39:20.260 I used to say on his Twitter, like...
00:39:22.000 Like gender, politics is non-binary. 0.59
00:39:25.940 That was on his profile for a while.
00:39:28.020 That's hot.
00:39:28.500 Like, Chase, you gotta get rid of that.
00:39:30.560 That's like...
00:39:30.880 Yeah.
00:39:31.060 And you cannot change.
00:39:37.380 The world knows I can't change.
00:39:40.780 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I can't breathe!
00:39:49.200 You're like a next-level God.
00:39:50.920 You turned blood into gold.
00:39:52.720 I mean 1.00
00:40:11.540 The faggots would love that because they're already fucking trying to delay this whole fucking thing happen fucking convention call 1.00
00:40:22.720 Don't do it don't do that 1.00
00:40:52.720 You fucking asshole 1.00
00:40:54.520 Yeah literally the last two times I was actually drunk 1.00
00:40:59.360 The first time I wound up jerking off in front of a threesome 0.83
00:41:01.860 And the other time I wound up getting kicked out of a bar in front of Robbie the Fire and PK Chris 0.99
00:41:05.980 Dude that's the coolest shit ever 0.98
00:41:07.480 It's jackie 0.99
00:41:09.140 or
00:41:29.500 率 0.93
00:41:35.720 you're fuckin thrilled
00:41:38.740 thrilled to have he won't be with us much longer so crypt eddie i want to 0.88
00:41:43.180 introduce you first this is the magnum opus
00:41:45.600 did they coordinate the end of the show together
00:41:48.120 no offense to you so we like you but i mean when you say things that really really bothers me
00:42:00.320 so uh little diggy could you just go ahead and pull up this graphic and this is going to be a
00:42:04.200 little quick game that we play real quick we'll go around the horn 0.96
00:42:08.740 we're just trying to figure out if i get to piss on you in public with that dot 0.76
00:42:37.680 this guy has a blood pillow like i don't know oh this is the other thing what was about the blood 0.98
00:42:43.480 pillow it's half saturated in blood oh yeah oh yeah so when i shave my head i will i will cut
00:42:52.040 myself periodically and then i will go lay down on the couch and i won't notice so the blood 1.00
00:42:57.840 is from my head this is spiritual war and there's a physical war you know why because fuck these 1.00
00:43:06.120 niggas that's why 1.00
00:43:07.640 all these dumb niggas raising my kids all over the country you gotta be kidding me i do that 1.00
00:43:15.260 whenever i act as shit you squeeze your asshole yeah i know i squeeze my penis i swear to god 1.00
00:43:20.440 i don't see your fucking messages i had to give my fucking nomination speech which is what i did 1.00
00:43:26.740 take the video and someone dub over it tower game tower game tower game with random with random 0.99
00:43:38.080 oh and tweet it from the account 0.96
00:43:40.320 is it laney on hiatus yeah what the fuck dude bro literally just dropped the banger of the century 0.94
00:44:03.540 and it was the magnum opus that literally was like they coordinated with laney like you know 0.97
00:44:08.220 this is gonna be the last episode so like you know do one with like you have a nice send-off all
00:44:13.220 the different like moments of the show just really you know i think we're about to get yeah they
00:44:17.700 pulled it they pulled quite the prank they ended the show without us and uh they coordinate with
00:44:22.040 laney there we go no they just knew that this was gonna be the best episode in the show's history
00:44:26.720 just stop trying this this is the post-mortem this is not the usually the energy from the
00:44:34.540 laney at once makes me be like yo all right let's keep going but that one's kind of like
00:44:37.900 oh that was could you guys like it was good like it was beautiful ever imagine like when you guys
00:44:44.740 started this that you'd have like this tranny watching your show just banging out fire like edits 0.90
00:44:50.600 no guys no no i talked about i actually talked about it with top so i was uh yeah this is i
00:44:57.580 could totally get to miss i was i stayed at top's house like all like for a week it was great it was
00:45:02.480 really fun but uh um yeah i talked about this with him and he was like he was like he gave me the whole
00:45:07.900 lowdown on laney's life it was like and he was like it was like this dude's crazy like had a crazy 0.51
00:45:13.560 life like it like you just tell me all about it but yeah it's crazy that like this abuse transsexual 0.99
00:45:18.920 japanese i don't know what the fuck's going on there it was amazing he's fucking hot and he's 0.99
00:45:23.460 got a hot girlfriend yeah it's wild he's literally outdoing it and he's the best video editor in 0.99
00:45:30.300 history yeah he's dude he has a better life than me most people do i use nigga i i've used it 0.93
00:45:39.700 i admit it i put the h on it to emphasize it's nigga 0.99
00:45:44.300 you know nigga nigga this nigga nigga please nigga you know can you lend a nigga a pencil 1.00
00:45:52.940 what kind of example are you setting how niggas gonna borrow a pencil 1.00
00:45:56.120 he goes how niggas gonna borrow a fry you gonna give it back 0.94
00:46:00.400 wait this is that hot like right no this is this is from boots no this is from boondock saints 0.99
00:46:06.120 that's the uh playing on the motif of that bitch who just like at like big time it's like was any 1.00
00:46:13.560 any of you guys were you like a little bit upset i mean like i know obviously she has the winning 0.95
00:46:17.940 formula but it's like we've been saying hard r for a long time no no i'm kind of mad dude it's
00:46:22.920 crazy we rode some good waves of success of outrage but we have not been able to squeeze any
00:46:27.800 outrage over our behavior for a long time dude i know it's crazy like back to this point we don't 0.97
00:46:31.920 have tits and i told my wife i told like i told elizabeth i was like i mean i do but but i told 0.99
00:46:36.840 this like this could have been you i was like you like and she was like i've been saying it 0.99
00:46:40.080 dude she's up to a hundred thousand followers and fucking famous in like three days 1.00
00:46:49.460 about this bitch i'm like dude i say nigger all the time it's not i mean i'm telling you all you 1.00
00:46:54.520 need is tits she didn't even use the hard r she did not even draw and actually she doesn't have 1.00
00:46:57.920 like no she doesn't really have much attention to have she's hot though and actually she actually 1.00
00:47:02.640 i was showed elizabeth a uh all the backlash just really made me you know just really do a deep dive
00:47:09.860 like do a soul search and after all that i still couldn't find a care you're gonna call us racist
00:47:16.520 you're gonna actually i i do respect her for tripling down on it i appreciate that she she she stands
00:47:22.700 on business all right like she was like i will say that wasn't a hard one to stand on although
00:47:27.060 she did get like surprisingly i don't i mean i don't know maybe this was some psyop but i really
00:47:31.860 think this blew up and then she lost her job and because of that then it blew up even further because
00:47:36.060 once something like that like a substantive thing she's a woman she's retarded it's not it blows up 1.00
00:47:40.200 like if she hadn't lost her job it would have been like kind of semi-funny semi-viral and would
00:47:44.780 have been a big deal but i think i gotta go back and like talk to my handlers and make sure she's
00:47:48.860 not a co-worker of mine she was like honestly i should probably hit on her she's kind of like
00:47:54.320 you dude she's uh that would be an hr violation waiting to happen right i've seen this but this 0.98
00:48:01.860 happens every time like anybody like like everybody's like it's a plant it's i'm like 0.62
00:48:07.300 like yes them people saying nigger online is a plant okay every time whatever whatever yeah i just 0.98
00:48:12.700 don't think we're all plants even though she blew up i think people are just that the funny thing 0.99
00:48:17.920 is though that actually said nigger holy shit that actually is a thing though because you know i 0.96
00:48:21.780 kind of like play in the parapolitics world and like and there's a lot of lefties in there and 0.99
00:48:25.340 that is kind of their their the way they look at things like the people who say shit like that say 0.98
00:48:29.980 wild anything wild at all even like a little bit offensive they're like oh that's probably a nose job 0.99
00:48:35.040 probably fed like she had a nose job i don't think she actually did but there is that theory it 1.00
00:48:42.580 looks like yeah it was huge why does she do something if she's gonna get her nose done get 1.00
00:48:47.840 her tits done like what are we doing here no don't don't mess with those different reasons 1.00
00:48:51.740 you know why she got a nose job yeah well yeah if the theory is correct undercover dog 0.99
00:48:58.440 they were like we gotta remove the one thing that like uh differentiates y'all everybody from us
00:49:05.360 why do you think most plastic surgeons are jews did i play that uh that plastic surgery video i
00:49:12.640 uh it's on like tyler if you can get that this was crazy so i don't know like uh i can't remember who
00:49:18.360 it was it was a guy in the in one of our tower gang chats was uh said that now like so this is a
00:49:25.740 video all about botox and apparently that is like blowing up like botox like like clinics are blowing up
00:49:31.940 to where everybody's getting like injections now like young like 18 20 years old getting injections
00:49:37.160 like weekly and i was like so i played this uh i don't know if tyler's gonna be able to bring it
00:49:42.460 up in time but it's it's on my twitter he saw it but like it was like you're begging me to get 0.99
00:49:47.720 something in this chat no it's on my ex it's on my ex you're such a piece of shit because we were 0.98
00:49:53.760 talking about no jobs it made me think about no regard whatsoever for the staff just like just find 0.99
00:49:58.980 it bitch it's out there it's like it's like the most recent one he even liked it i know tyler 1.00
00:50:06.980 liked it we didn't pay this guy can you imagine if we ever have paid employees when you say most 0.98
00:50:12.600 recent are you just talking about like random last month no it was two days it was like a day it was
00:50:18.740 yesterday like i'll literally send you like oh my god all right i have the finals on my phone that i'm 0.63
00:50:29.000 watching and see there you go yes okay yeah bitches get botox how is this content no this is because how 1.00
00:50:37.740 you're doing how many units of botox do you have do i really have to answer how old i am 41 32 units 0.97
00:50:45.740 emma how old are you 22 how many units of botox do you have 32 jody how old are you 55 and how many
00:50:52.840 units of botox do you have 64. lauren how old are you 24 and how many units of botox do you have they
00:50:58.460 They all look the same.
00:50:59.460 Everyone.
00:51:00.460 Jess, how old are you?
00:51:03.460 I'm 34.
00:51:04.460 And how many units of Botox do you have?
00:51:06.460 I have 34 units.
00:51:07.460 Dr. Cruz, how old are you?
00:51:09.460 I'm 44.
00:51:10.460 And how many units of Botox do you have?
00:51:12.460 I'm 76.
00:51:13.460 Kyla, how old are you?
00:51:15.460 34.
00:51:16.460 And how many units of Botox do you have?
00:51:18.460 I have 20 in my face and I have 25 in each of my trapezius muscles to help with migraines.
00:51:24.460 I have 25.
00:51:25.460 Devin, how old are you?
00:51:26.460 23.
00:51:27.460 And how many units of Botox do you have?
00:51:28.460 I have 23.
00:51:29.460 Kristen, how old are you?
00:51:31.460 I'm 41.
00:51:32.460 And how many units of Botox do you have?
00:51:34.460 I have 56.
00:51:35.460 Robin, how old are you?
00:51:36.460 55.
00:51:37.460 And how many units of Botox do you have?
00:51:39.460 50 units.
00:51:40.460 Courtney, how old are you?
00:51:42.460 33.
00:51:43.460 And how-
00:51:44.460 This is literally just-
00:51:46.460 That's what I wanted to do. 1.00
00:51:47.460 Look at this bitch who has Botox. 1.00
00:51:48.460 Look at this bitch who has Botox. 1.00
00:51:49.460 Look at this bitch who has Botox. 1.00
00:51:51.460 Yeah, that's Isabelle Riley. 1.00
00:51:53.460 I had a question though.
00:51:54.460 I was like, would you rather have your daughter end up like this or come home from college 0.99
00:52:00.460 as a left lesbian troll? 1.00
00:52:03.460 Like they go off to college and you've seen those videos where they shave their head or 1.00
00:52:07.460 all that shit. 0.99
00:52:08.460 Yeah, maybe she's not- 1.00
00:52:10.460 This girl is on SSRIs for sure.
00:52:12.460 She's getting Botox every day.
00:52:14.460 And like, you know she's getting- 1.00
00:52:15.460 Dude, you gotta go with the lesbian because this shit right here is not reversible. 1.00
00:52:19.460 Like this is just awful. 1.00
00:52:20.460 This is permanent. 0.98
00:52:21.460 Like the lesbian chick, there's a chance she could change, right? 1.00
00:52:24.460 I get- 0.98
00:52:25.460 Yeah.
00:52:26.460 No.
00:52:27.460 That's a hard one.
00:52:28.460 That's why I was like, that's a good question because I was like, this is crazy.
00:52:32.460 I feel like-
00:52:33.460 She's 23 or 22 years old.
00:52:35.460 Yeah.
00:52:36.460 And you brought like the SSRI type.
00:52:37.460 You're like making a certain stereotype and that's what they are.
00:52:40.460 That's what they are.
00:52:41.460 Yeah, I really feel like that's more of like-
00:52:42.460 It's iced coffee and-
00:52:43.460 I really feel like it's more of like a constant.
00:52:45.460 Like once they enter that state, that's just their state.
00:52:48.460 And there's no like, oh, because they're so like-
00:52:50.460 You can't come back- 1.00
00:52:51.460 But now like the college bitch, that like especially going that hard, like blue haired, lesbian, 1.00
00:52:56.460 whatever, I feel like that might- 1.00
00:52:57.460 Yes.
00:52:58.460 That's more likely to be a phase.
00:52:59.460 You know what I mean?
00:53:00.460 Yes, because you can't like have a phase of Botox.
00:53:02.460 Like once you go to where like I had a sentence-
00:53:05.460 It's not even the Botox, it's the whole lifestyle.
00:53:07.460 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:53:08.460 But like you can't go back.
00:53:09.460 Once you start injecting Botox, like once you stop, like your whole face will just droop.
00:53:15.460 Like you're done for it.
00:53:16.460 You just become one with the pumpkin spice.
00:53:17.460 You know what I mean? 1.00
00:53:18.460 Like you envelop all of that faggotry. 1.00
00:53:21.460 I was literally like- 1.00
00:53:22.460 Like to the nth degree.
00:53:23.460 What if we just like, I was like, can someone crop just the foreheads and we'll play a game
00:53:28.460 of is it a forehead or is it like a-
00:53:31.460 Oh yeah.
00:53:32.460 Which part of the body is this?
00:53:34.460 No, no, no.
00:53:35.460 Is it a forehead or is it like a burger bun?
00:53:38.460 Because literally look at that forehead, you can't tell.
00:53:41.460 If you cropped it, you'd be like-
00:53:42.460 I wonder if that exists as a game.
00:53:43.460 No idea.
00:53:44.460 Like I couldn't tell. 0.99
00:53:45.460 And if you look at every one of them, they all look the fucking same. 0.97
00:53:48.460 Like they have no like wrinkles like to show like any type of emotion or any type of facial like features. 0.99
00:53:55.460 It's crazy.
00:53:56.460 It's crazy.
00:53:57.460 But I really don't- I honestly might go like you said, I think I would go the blue haired lesbian as my daughter.
00:54:03.460 Yeah.
00:54:04.460 Just because-
00:54:05.460 Me too.
00:54:06.460 Like if that came home- 1.00
00:54:07.460 You know all these bitches look fake in real life. 1.00
00:54:09.460 Like have you ever seen one of these people in real life? 1.00
00:54:11.460 Yes.
00:54:12.460 It's crazy. 1.00
00:54:13.460 They're so fucking ugly and fake looking. 1.00
00:54:15.460 It's disgusting. 1.00
00:54:16.460 Yeah. 0.95
00:54:17.460 She does look like a character from Big Mouth. 0.99
00:54:18.460 You also look like a character from Big Mouth, CD.
00:54:21.460 I'm sorry CD.
00:54:22.460 That was mean.
00:54:23.460 I'm sorry.
00:54:25.460 That's not like a bad thing.
00:54:26.460 She does.
00:54:27.460 Well, Connie, while we have you here, before we boot you out- 0.94
00:54:32.460 Yeah.
00:54:33.460 We brought you on here.
00:54:34.460 Everyone in the chat keeps bitching that we haven't let you talk.
00:54:36.460 But you've talked a little bit.
00:54:37.460 But do you have anything you want to contribute to the conversation?
00:54:39.460 Anything you want to talk about?
00:54:40.460 Any questions?
00:54:41.460 Whatever. 1.00
00:54:42.460 Before we get you the fuck out of here. 0.99
00:54:43.460 Because that's what men want. 0.98
00:54:44.460 Yeah.
00:54:45.460 I'm really disappointed that Clint didn't show up.
00:54:47.460 I'm really disappointed in him.
00:54:48.460 Yeah.
00:54:49.460 I'm a little upset.
00:54:50.460 A little hurt.
00:54:51.460 Me too.
00:54:52.460 I'm disappointed in Toad.
00:54:53.460 I think you guys have made it a lot better with him not here in a way.
00:54:56.460 Not here in a way.
00:54:57.460 So.
00:54:58.460 Well, thank you. 0.96
00:54:59.460 Shut that up. 1.00
00:55:00.460 That's it. 0.99
00:55:01.460 Yeah.
00:55:02.460 He's the only member of Tower Gang who doesn't follow me on Twitter.
00:55:04.460 So I hate him.
00:55:05.460 Well, I mean.
00:55:06.460 I'm just kidding. 0.97
00:55:07.460 He's got like almost 200,000 followers or some shit. 0.85
00:55:09.460 I know. 0.96
00:55:10.460 So it makes sense.
00:55:11.460 Yeah, he's the big dog.
00:55:12.460 Cool.
00:55:13.460 Well, alright.
00:55:14.460 Appreciate having you on, Mirror Man.
00:55:15.460 Yeah, thanks for your comments.
00:55:16.460 Toad was just on Horseshoes and Hand Grenades.
00:55:19.460 What was it?
00:55:20.460 Friday?
00:55:21.460 Yeah.
00:55:22.460 It was last Tuesday.
00:55:23.460 Yeah.
00:55:24.460 So go watch that.
00:55:25.460 Toad.
00:55:26.460 And thanks for coming on, man. 0.78
00:55:27.460 Hell yeah.
00:55:28.460 Hell yeah.
00:55:29.460 Appreciate you coming on, bud.
00:55:30.460 Well, we do have. 0.94
00:55:31.460 If you guys want to jump in, we have the fucking link out on Twitter, I guess. 0.97
00:55:34.460 Big Ron Jokerson is in here. 0.98
00:55:36.460 Oh, we have another guest.
00:55:37.460 Big Ron Jokerson. 1.00
00:55:38.460 If that's his fucking. 1.00
00:55:39.460 That's a pretty dope PFP there. 1.00
00:55:41.460 Just looks like Layton.
00:55:43.460 If he does.
00:55:44.460 If he does.
00:55:45.460 It really looks like Layton if Layton was like. 0.98
00:55:46.460 Did you see that fucking tweet I shared in the group chat? 0.97
00:55:49.460 I mean, maybe we can bring it up. 0.99
00:55:50.460 I mean, it's kind of mean to Layton, but I said it'll look like Layton shaved.
00:55:53.460 It's like Layton got like a cool haircut and was like, if he started smoking, like not
00:56:00.460 marijuana, but like cigarettes, the cooler.
00:56:02.460 And if he stopped talking about Alaska.
00:56:04.460 Yes.
00:56:05.460 Yes.
00:56:06.460 100%. 0.66
00:56:07.460 Fat man in the bottom left.
00:56:08.460 Are you there?
00:56:09.460 I am here.
00:56:10.460 Yeah, man.
00:56:11.460 Can you hear me?
00:56:12.460 Yeah.
00:56:13.460 What's up, dude? 0.96
00:56:14.460 I'm on a shitty old cell phone. 0.93
00:56:15.460 It's all right. 0.91
00:56:16.460 It's working just fine.
00:56:17.460 Hey, I did it for like a hundred episodes.
00:56:19.460 So.
00:56:20.460 Hell yeah.
00:56:21.460 I just want to say I'm looking for love right now.
00:56:24.460 So if anyone's got a like a portly cousin or a homely sister that needs to be taken care
00:56:29.460 of.
00:56:30.460 I'd like to jump in on that.
00:56:32.460 I on my show last night.
00:56:34.460 I had this.
00:56:35.460 It's going to be coming out next week.
00:56:37.460 I had this guy who literally used to go undercover in neo-Nazi groups.
00:56:40.460 And at one point he went deep into like the theories of like how infiltrating groups 0.98
00:56:45.460 and how sometimes you might have to like sleep with one of the dude's like fat, ugly 0.99
00:56:49.460 sister. 0.99
00:56:50.460 Just kind of like, you know, like.
00:56:52.460 Oh, hell yeah.
00:56:53.460 I just let him talk.
00:56:56.460 Where's the downside?
00:56:57.460 Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:58.460 Hold on. 0.94
00:56:59.460 So Jose, you're also a fatty lover.
00:57:01.460 Is there a correlation between fatty lovers and feds? 0.60
00:57:05.460 Is that what you're saying here?
00:57:06.460 I will say the way he described it is like literally they put him into like a, the FBI
00:57:11.460 started having him like go into nature and like start exercising stuff to like to meet
00:57:15.460 people, establish himself.
00:57:17.460 And so literally he got, I started exercising, getting into nature and, and like doing blow 1.00
00:57:22.460 with all blue blow with all these like neo-Nazis and shit and banging fat chicks. 1.00
00:57:26.460 And I was like, dude, if I got sold that job to me as an 18 year old, I'd be like, sign 1.00
00:57:29.460 me the fuck up. 0.95
00:57:31.460 I think the stream yard link is on Twitter, right? 0.94
00:57:35.460 Tweeted out by a tower gang.
00:57:36.460 Yeah.
00:57:37.460 Yeah.
00:57:38.460 But all right.
00:57:39.460 Yeah.
00:57:40.460 That's funny of a plug I had. 1.00
00:57:41.460 Plus it was funny that he literally went on about fucking fat chicks as a fed. 1.00
00:57:45.460 Dude. 1.00
00:57:46.460 I do have a, let's see. 0.96
00:57:47.460 I kind of have a fat cousin. 0.75
00:57:48.460 I actually, I think I have two fat cousins, but one's married. 0.77
00:57:51.460 One's about the ones like not engaged, but she's dating somebody.
00:57:55.460 Uh, it's a bonus.
00:57:56.460 If I can use them for us citizenship, then I'm definitely in.
00:58:00.460 Oh, I know who this is.
00:58:03.460 I know who this is.
00:58:04.460 Wait, who is this?
00:58:06.460 Get me in there.
00:58:07.460 Huh?
00:58:08.460 Everybody knows who this is.
00:58:09.460 Come on. 1.00
00:58:10.460 Oh shit. 1.00
00:58:11.460 I know who it is. 1.00
00:58:12.460 Burt.
00:58:13.460 Isn't this Burt?
00:58:14.460 What? 1.00
00:58:15.460 Oh shit. 1.00
00:58:16.460 I wish. 1.00
00:58:17.460 No, it sounds like Burt, but sorry.
00:58:18.460 All right.
00:58:19.460 Whatever.
00:58:20.460 What?
00:58:21.460 No, I thought it was not Andy.
00:58:22.460 No, I thought it was Anarcho-Texan or homie, but go on. 0.98
00:58:24.460 Sorry to me.
00:58:25.460 He's already lives in Texas, dude.
00:58:26.460 Like he's, he is a citizen in the United States.
00:58:29.460 You're right.
00:58:30.460 I don't know.
00:58:31.460 I mean, I thought he was just playing off the Mexican thing. 0.95
00:58:33.460 No, I was going to say, I have multiple fat cousins, but they're all dudes.
00:58:37.460 So I don't know if you're down with that.
00:58:38.460 I don't know.
00:58:39.460 Can they go trans?
00:58:41.460 Would they make a cute chick? 1.00
00:58:43.460 Oh, that's a good idea.
00:58:44.460 I was going to ask, if you were getting, if you wanted a green card to the United States,
00:58:49.460 would you marry a dude?
00:58:51.460 Hmm.
00:58:52.460 Oh, I guess you could do that now.
00:58:54.460 I didn't even think about that.
00:58:55.460 Bro, that dude, just make a friend, just make a buddy in the United States.
00:58:59.460 Plus you probably get some weird handout from the, like the government.
00:59:02.460 Yeah.
00:59:03.460 Dude, you can just marry your homie. 1.00
00:59:05.460 You don't even have to fuck him. 1.00
00:59:06.460 You can just marry your homie. 1.00
00:59:07.460 Just marry him.
00:59:08.460 Yeah.
00:59:09.460 And you're in the US. 0.98
00:59:10.460 If I just show up illegally, can I get like free hotels and shit? 0.99
00:59:13.460 Yeah. 0.97
00:59:14.460 Just walk.
00:59:15.460 You just have to walk across the border.
00:59:16.460 Like don't like fly in.
00:59:17.460 You have to come in through Mexico. 0.99
00:59:18.460 And then you, if you come up here to Boston, at least they'll let you like live in schools 0.98
00:59:22.460 and airports and shit. 0.98
00:59:24.460 I'll just fake a Hispanic actor. 1.00
00:59:26.460 Hey, man.
00:59:27.460 I just came from Mexico, man.
00:59:30.460 No.
00:59:31.460 Further down.
00:59:32.460 Keep going.
00:59:33.460 Not even Mexico.
00:59:34.460 I don't think they'll like Mexicans. 1.00
00:59:35.460 They want them from like El Salvador or some shit. 0.99
00:59:38.460 Like Ecuador. 0.99
00:59:39.460 El Salvador.
00:59:40.460 They ain't leaving El Salvador now, man.
00:59:41.460 That's true.
00:59:42.460 Yeah, the people who are.
00:59:43.460 I just came from Chile.
00:59:44.460 I was in Pinochet's regime, you know?
00:59:47.460 I kind of would.
00:59:48.460 I think I would if I really needed a green card.
00:59:54.460 I might marry my homie just to get a- 1.00
00:59:57.460 Yeah, why not?
00:59:58.460 I don't even know why we're like sitting here debating this.
01:00:00.460 It's like not a hard one. 0.99
01:00:01.460 If you don't have to fuck the dude, it's literally just on paper. 1.00
01:00:03.460 You're cheating the government. 1.00
01:00:04.460 Why would any of us here give a fuck? 0.99
01:00:06.460 And you could even have one of that like a moment like they did in the proposal 0.99
01:00:13.460 where you might fall in love.
01:00:14.460 You might actually find love out of it, right?
01:00:16.460 Yeah.
01:00:17.460 And now it's not going to be, you know, you're not Ryan Reynolds and you're not, and she's
01:00:23.460 not Sandra Bullock, but you know, it's you and your buddy Jim.
01:00:28.460 No, but she is a ball. 1.00
01:00:29.460 Yeah.
01:00:30.460 Yeah.
01:00:31.460 What deeper love is there than that?
01:00:32.460 You know?
01:00:33.460 I once committed to a gay relationship and adopted a baby and left the dude with it. 1.00
01:00:38.460 D-Rack Vince is the ultimate wigger. 1.00
01:00:43.460 Well, all right. 0.98
01:00:44.460 I think, uh, I guess we'll, you got anything else for us?
01:00:47.460 Otherwise I think we'll probably move on to another caller.
01:00:49.460 Yeah.
01:00:50.460 Yeah.
01:00:51.460 Move on.
01:00:52.460 All right.
01:00:53.460 Thanks for calling in man.
01:00:54.460 I didn't think abrogate.
01:00:55.460 So abrogate is literally looks, but before you guys, before you talk, you remember, 0.94
01:01:00.460 you always have to introduce yourself as a pedophile. 0.79
01:01:02.460 Whenever you like, uh, he looks like he's doing meth with Mark random right now. 0.57
01:01:09.460 I don't know what's happening.
01:01:10.460 It kind of does.
01:01:11.460 I wish I was doing meth with Mark random.
01:01:13.460 That'd be a great night.
01:01:14.460 When in Rome.
01:01:15.460 When in Rome.
01:01:16.460 Yup.
01:01:17.460 Yeah.
01:01:18.460 You're probably just chilling out in the woods somewhere, aren't you?
01:01:20.460 Yes.
01:01:21.460 That's exactly what I'm doing.
01:01:22.460 That looks, that looks like a camper.
01:01:25.460 I can let his camper vibes.
01:01:27.460 He sees is one of our people. 0.99
01:01:28.460 He has like a fucking giant, like a, like a, what is it? 0.99
01:01:31.460 Like a campground essentially that he made. 1.00
01:01:34.460 Hell yeah.
01:01:35.460 Huge.
01:01:36.460 I thought it was like one of those tents.
01:01:37.460 Like, like you said, he's just taking like young children to it.
01:01:39.460 It's kid rock on a bench.
01:01:40.460 I mean, really? 0.98
01:01:41.460 He does have a perfect location to do some weird, crazy shit like that. 1.00
01:01:44.460 What the fuck is that? 1.00
01:01:50.460 Toad pork fest. 1.00
01:01:51.460 Yeah, man.
01:01:52.460 It's coming.
01:01:53.460 It's coming.
01:01:54.460 I don't encourage him.
01:01:56.460 I can't help it.
01:01:58.460 I booked this a year ago.
01:01:59.460 I, I, I'm going, I'm, I'm committed. 0.97
01:02:01.460 Hey, Elizabeth, we're trailer trash. 1.00
01:02:03.460 I don't know if you knew this, but look around. 0.62
01:02:06.460 Hey, this is good people.
01:02:07.460 All right. 0.99
01:02:08.460 I don't know what the fuck your deal is. 0.99
01:02:10.460 This is the, like the, the lifeblood of America. 0.99
01:02:13.460 I'm not, I'm not going to lie.
01:02:15.460 Literally abrogate does actually look like my neighbor.
01:02:17.460 Like 100% the guy that I think they smell.
01:02:20.460 They not smell meth.
01:02:21.460 Well, they do smell like meth, but they sell meth.
01:02:23.460 I think out of the trailer, they're running.
01:02:25.460 They're running a chop shop out of the, uh, like next door, honestly, because there's
01:02:30.460 cars always coming in and like, it's different and they're working on them. 0.98
01:02:33.460 So I don't know what the fuck's going on there. 0.98
01:02:35.460 He basically just looks like half the dudes in Alabama. 0.99
01:02:37.460 Yes, actually.
01:02:38.460 Yeah.
01:02:39.460 That's fair.
01:02:40.460 Yeah.
01:02:41.460 That's fair.
01:02:42.460 There's a line between salt of the earth working man and, and meth head.
01:02:45.460 And it's very, you know, it's very, it's very close.
01:02:47.460 You know, it's gloves.
01:02:48.460 Yeah.
01:02:49.460 And that line is a line of drugs. 0.75
01:02:53.460 So, so, uh, on killed toad.
01:02:56.460 Yeah.
01:02:57.460 I, I just bought a one wheel.
01:02:59.460 I want to put toad on the one wheel and I think it's going to kill him.
01:03:02.460 What's a one wheel?
01:03:03.460 So that's your, what are you talking about?
01:03:06.460 Like the thing you like hook them to and roll them?
01:03:09.460 Or is that what you're talking about?
01:03:10.460 No.
01:03:11.460 What?
01:03:12.460 I'm lost.
01:03:13.460 It's like a, it's, it's like a hoverboard type of thing.
01:03:16.460 It has one wheel on it. 0.99
01:03:17.460 You got a fucking balance on it. 1.00
01:03:19.460 Yeah. 1.00
01:03:20.460 It's like, it's like a fucking gnarly skateboard. 0.98
01:03:21.460 You can ride through the woods. 0.99
01:03:23.460 Oh, it's a skateboard combined with a unicycle. 0.93
01:03:26.460 You're saying that's the method of killing toad.
01:03:28.460 Like you literally give him one of those and just be like, go down the slope. 0.98
01:03:31.460 Here you go, buddy.
01:03:32.460 Yeah. 0.96
01:03:33.460 Because I'm a retard. 0.87
01:03:34.460 So I'm going to, Oh, that looks like fun. 0.97
01:03:35.460 And then, uh, boom, I'm just off the side of a mountain and I'm dead.
01:03:38.460 Have him go down a hill, like a wood, a heavily wooded hill.
01:03:41.460 Yes. 0.99
01:03:42.460 I'm taking three of them to pork fest and one of them is going to kill him. 0.99
01:03:45.460 Dude.
01:03:46.460 Or just, or just like, honestly, just give them one and be like, just ride in Boston with
01:03:49.460 it.
01:03:50.460 You'll die. 0.94
01:03:51.460 Like you're just going to die. 0.99
01:03:52.460 Like you'll just trip into traffic and die.
01:03:53.460 That's even worse.
01:03:54.460 Yeah. 0.98
01:03:55.460 People in Boston actually fucking ride those things like down like the train platforms 0.99
01:03:58.460 and shit. 1.00
01:03:59.460 I'm like, first of all, you're a fucking asshole. 1.00
01:04:00.460 Second of all, how are you not like falling right off the train platform into the middle 1.00
01:04:04.460 of a fucking train? 0.99
01:04:05.460 My kid had one for a while. 1.00
01:04:06.460 You get pretty good at them for a while.
01:04:07.460 I mean, not whatever these things are.
01:04:08.460 Yeah.
01:04:09.460 This is what it is.
01:04:10.460 You get pretty good at them.
01:04:12.460 Oh, they're gnarly.
01:04:13.460 Dude.
01:04:14.460 I've broken bones, dude.
01:04:15.460 They do like tricks on these?
01:04:17.460 Oh. 0.98
01:04:18.460 I can't fucking do this. 0.99
01:04:21.460 Jesus. 0.99
01:04:22.460 You're good, Toad.
01:04:23.460 By the way, Toad, Boston's up by 21.
01:04:25.460 Are they serious?
01:04:26.460 Yeah. 1.00
01:04:27.460 Holy shit, I'm going to lose money. 1.00
01:04:30.460 You dumbass, I told you. 1.00
01:04:32.460 Alright, are we going to really watch this whole real of fails? 1.00
01:04:35.460 I actually, I love watching fails.
01:04:37.460 But my fandom loves it.
01:04:38.460 I know, this is a show. 0.99
01:04:39.460 This isn't just people, you know, looking at fucking fails on their phone, Cole. 0.98
01:04:43.460 I know this is weird. 0.97
01:04:44.460 Yeah, we do have other, we do have a few other videos as well if we want.
01:04:48.460 Hey, I can send some videos, boys.
01:04:49.460 I don't know what they are.
01:04:50.460 I got videos.
01:04:51.460 Well, uh.
01:04:52.460 There's some in the list, too.
01:04:53.460 Tyler's got some.
01:04:54.460 Yes, this one.
01:04:55.460 Oh my god.
01:04:56.460 This is great.
01:04:57.460 Look at the dichotomy.
01:04:58.460 Turn it up so we can hear this.
01:05:00.460 Wait a minute. 0.99
01:05:01.460 You skipped like a lot of it, what the fuck is that? 0.99
01:05:08.460 You alright, mama? 0.99
01:05:09.460 Trying to handle some business.
01:05:10.460 I need a little cup of water.
01:05:12.460 You trying to get some business?
01:05:14.460 I don't, I'm trying to take care of some business.
01:05:17.460 I don't want to get other people out here doing what I got to do.
01:05:21.460 Can I have a cup of water?
01:05:22.460 Hey, Abigail.
01:05:23.460 I got you, baby.
01:05:24.460 Go get your wife, dude. 1.00
01:05:25.460 Let me just a cup of water.
01:05:26.460 Go, boy.
01:05:27.460 She's got one of those femme mullets. 1.00
01:05:30.460 Yo, yo, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's hand sanitizer.
01:05:35.460 Whatever this is, it's definitely not my wife. 0.69
01:05:38.460 What the hell did she? 0.97
01:05:39.460 So wait, she just stole a slurpee? 0.85
01:05:40.460 What's going on?
01:05:41.460 Yeah, she took a slurpee and then went by. 0.99
01:05:42.460 Did she steal it up and hand sanitizer? 1.00
01:05:43.460 She went to the hand sanitizer and bumped a couple in her mouth. 0.99
01:05:47.460 But the funniest part is, I would her over the fucking Shrek behind her that was giving her bad looks. 1.00
01:05:54.460 Well, that chick is black. 1.00
01:05:55.460 She's out immediately. 1.00
01:05:57.460 It's crazy.
01:05:58.460 I mean, like, Oh God, I saw that.
01:06:00.460 And I was like, this is perfect.
01:06:01.460 Like, just, I wish I could be a part of these situations. 0.96
01:06:06.460 Like, just be a guy like in the back of the store and just like, are you fucking seeing this? 0.94
01:06:11.460 Did you notice? 0.99
01:06:12.460 They still have the six foot social distancing signs in there too and fucking 7-Eleven. 0.96
01:06:17.460 We went to Gatorland and they still had them there too. 0.98
01:06:19.460 Oh my God.
01:06:20.460 What's up, bud?
01:06:21.460 You were about to say something?
01:06:22.460 Yeah, what's up?
01:06:23.460 Not too much, Jose.
01:06:25.460 I don't have too much more to add.
01:06:27.460 No, I thought you were about to say something and I thought you got cut off because of the
01:06:30.460 delay. 0.99
01:06:31.460 She's trying to kill the STDs in her mouth. 1.00
01:06:34.460 Do we have any other callers guys or?
01:06:37.460 Some mouth sanitizer.
01:06:38.460 I don't think we do.
01:06:39.460 I don't think we do.
01:06:40.460 Okay.
01:06:41.460 Alright. 0.99
01:06:42.460 If your kid is gay, ask them if they had a superpower, what would it be? 1.00
01:06:47.460 And if they say to control the weather, they're gay. 1.00
01:06:51.460 Gay or Jewish? 1.00
01:06:52.460 If your kid is gay. 1.00
01:06:53.460 What am I missing you? 0.99
01:06:55.460 Okay.
01:06:56.460 Sorry. 0.77
01:06:57.460 That was a podcast clip and it was a gay guy saying, if you want to know if your son or 0.97
01:07:00.460 daughter is gay, ask him if they could have a superpower, what would it be? 1.00
01:07:03.460 If they say control the weather, they are gay. 1.00
01:07:06.460 So apparently this is like some kind of weird. 0.92
01:07:09.460 And I was like, this is too many things crossing over because I was like, I mean, you got Jewish. 0.98
01:07:15.460 I can see that.
01:07:16.460 Yeah.
01:07:17.460 Well, if they're Jewish, they already can control the weather. 1.00
01:07:20.460 They're already gay. 1.00
01:07:21.460 Right. 1.00
01:07:22.460 They're already gay. 1.00
01:07:23.460 So they're either gay or weirdly smart, but not smart because it's not the best superpower. 0.99
01:07:27.460 But like, if you really extrapolate what controlling the weather. 0.99
01:07:30.460 No, no, it is. 0.96
01:07:31.460 It's pretty fucking OP. 0.98
01:07:32.460 It is because it's like, this is a non-Jewish person saying, if I had a superpower, it would 0.99
01:07:36.460 be to be Jewish.
01:07:37.460 That's the ultimate superpower. 1.00
01:07:39.460 Can you imagine if you could literally rain down like storms on the fucking entire world. 0.99
01:07:44.460 Like if you had that kind of power at your command, you could rule nations, dude. 0.99
01:07:49.460 Wasn't it, um, was Storm gay in the X-Men comics?
01:07:53.460 No. 0.88
01:07:54.460 I feel like she was a lesbian. 1.00
01:07:55.460 She was getting dicked down by a fucking Black Panther. 1.00
01:07:58.460 She got dicked down. 1.00
01:07:59.460 Black Panther.
01:08:00.460 That makes a lot of sense, actually.
01:08:01.460 I don't remember that.
01:08:02.460 But all right.
01:08:03.460 That's actually really cool.
01:08:04.460 Okay.
01:08:05.460 I miss that storyline.
01:08:06.460 Yeah. 0.99
01:08:07.460 Now I have to go back and jerk off to it. 0.99
01:08:09.460 Which- 0.96
01:08:10.460 I do really like that they were just like, who's the one other black guy like in Marvel?
01:08:15.460 Oh, Black Panther.
01:08:16.460 All right. 0.99
01:08:17.460 The two blacks have to get together. 0.98
01:08:19.460 Can't get them with anybody else. 1.00
01:08:20.460 We need a black. 0.98
01:08:21.460 What other blacks we got? 0.99
01:08:22.460 We need a black. 0.99
01:08:23.460 It's like, yeah.
01:08:25.460 It's like, get Green Lantern. 1.00
01:08:27.460 Oh, fuck. 1.00
01:08:28.460 Wrong company. 1.00
01:08:29.460 Her and Wolverine were fucking for a while, which that's kind of an interesting pairing. 0.99
01:08:33.460 That's hot. 0.99
01:08:34.460 Okay.
01:08:35.460 Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman.
01:08:36.460 Yeah, because he's like 5'2".
01:08:37.460 Yeah, she's supposed to be super tall. 1.00
01:08:39.460 She's like a Nubian princess, probably like 6'6", some shit. 1.00
01:08:42.460 And he's like 5'2". 0.99
01:08:43.460 That's actually like wild.
01:08:46.460 Yeah.
01:08:47.460 Yeah, that's like me and my next girlfriend if my wife ever leaves me. 1.00
01:08:52.460 If you had to fuck somebody with- 1.00
01:08:54.460 Do you actually have a wife? 1.00
01:08:56.460 Yes, I have a wife.
01:08:57.460 No, he doesn't.
01:08:58.460 He doesn't.
01:08:59.460 No, you don't.
01:09:00.460 I'm going to put this out there.
01:09:01.460 I'm going to put this out there.
01:09:02.460 So we were-
01:09:03.460 I'm never going to introduce to any of you.
01:09:05.460 I know.
01:09:06.460 We told him we were like, hey, we're coming to Tampa and we're going to like chill and
01:09:11.460 we'll hang out with you.
01:09:12.460 And he was like, I'm not coming.
01:09:13.460 I was like, you live in Tampa.
01:09:14.460 What?
01:09:15.460 When did you say that?
01:09:16.460 We went to Tampa just last.
01:09:18.460 Like we went there with Raven to the beach.
01:09:20.460 You guys went-
01:09:21.460 You literally the day before mentioned you were going to the beach.
01:09:23.460 No one said like Jose-
01:09:24.460 Raven said he called you and asked you.
01:09:27.460 And you said-
01:09:28.460 No, he-
01:09:29.460 No, he did not.
01:09:30.460 Jose's trying to maintain that fear about something else.
01:09:33.460 Oh, I didn't see that call, guys.
01:09:35.460 Yeah, okay.
01:09:36.460 We literally went to the Tampa beach, had a lot of fun down there.
01:09:39.460 On a Saturday.
01:09:40.460 On a-
01:09:41.460 He literally-
01:09:42.460 On a Sunday.
01:09:43.460 On a Sunday we went there.
01:09:44.460 I was working that day. 1.00
01:09:45.460 Oh, get the fuck out of here. 0.99
01:09:46.460 I remember he did say that in the chat. 0.99
01:09:48.460 Then just send your-
01:09:49.460 Your wife and kids.
01:09:50.460 We don't need you.
01:09:51.460 We just want to meet them.
01:09:52.460 That's all we care about.
01:09:53.460 Literally.
01:09:54.460 I also actually, Raven was asking about-
01:09:56.460 We were talking about maybe one day setting up some sort of live studio.
01:09:58.460 We were talking about my place.
01:09:59.460 That's probably the call he was talking about.
01:10:01.460 And he had said something about hanging out at some point.
01:10:03.460 But I think he was-
01:10:04.460 I want to say he was saying like with you guys up there or something.
01:10:07.460 Yes.
01:10:08.460 Not that he was coming in Tampa. 0.84
01:10:09.460 That is where I took the gay photo of Toppin' Raven. 0.94
01:10:11.460 Yeah, it was at the Tampa beach.
01:10:12.460 Now the Tampa thing, the beach, you guys just mentioned to me the day prior.
01:10:15.460 No one asked me nothing.
01:10:16.460 I didn't even remember where that one's at.
01:10:18.460 And I was like, literally it was like party night.
01:10:20.460 And I was like, nah, I'm not doing it.
01:10:21.460 This guy has borrowed money to make things.
01:10:24.460 I actually-
01:10:25.460 Yeah, this guy has definitely asked me for money multiple times in a parking lot.
01:10:29.460 Outside of like a Walmart.
01:10:30.460 He's like, hey man, can I hold a dollar, brother?
01:10:33.460 So I just ran out of gas.
01:10:35.460 And I just really need some money for gas. 1.00
01:10:37.460 You know how many times I fucking heard that shit? 1.00
01:10:39.460 God. 1.00
01:10:40.460 I don't know if you-
01:10:42.460 Do y'all have that problem?
01:10:43.460 Because I have that problem a lot.
01:10:44.460 Of getting people asking me for money.
01:10:46.460 Yeah, dude. 0.99
01:10:47.460 I walk through Cell Station in Boston every fucking day. 0.99
01:10:50.460 So yeah. 0.99
01:10:51.460 I feel like I put on a good don't fucking talk to me face. 0.98
01:10:54.460 But like while still being polite. 0.98
01:10:56.460 Me too.
01:10:57.460 Like-
01:10:58.460 And if you do talk to me, I have to go, no.
01:11:01.460 That is-
01:11:02.460 Okay.
01:11:03.460 I guess that's my problem is I have to-
01:11:05.460 You cannot- 0.99
01:11:06.460 Yeah, you can't fucking- 0.94
01:11:08.460 You can't acknowledge them at all. 0.96
01:11:09.460 You got bright eyes.
01:11:10.460 That's what it is.
01:11:11.460 Because you'll see them coming towards you.
01:11:12.460 You have to literally just like look away.
01:11:13.460 Yeah, no eye contact.
01:11:14.460 No eye contact.
01:11:15.460 Don't even-
01:11:16.460 And they ask you something, don't even acknowledge them.
01:11:18.460 Don't even walking.
01:11:19.460 Well, that's why-
01:11:21.460 Like the reason why people don't ask me-
01:11:22.460 No, I mean I'm gonna-
01:11:23.460 I'll acknowledge.
01:11:24.460 I won't be rude, but like I will- 1.00
01:11:25.460 I dress like shit. 1.00
01:11:26.460 And I do what culture said. 1.00
01:11:27.460 The very rare times they do ask me, I like-
01:11:28.460 I do have a white face.
01:11:29.460 Oh, do you have some spare change?
01:11:30.460 No, I don't.
01:11:31.460 I'm sorry, man.
01:11:32.460 And that's it.
01:11:33.460 I have a problem.
01:11:34.460 Like I have-
01:11:35.460 I lie, I don't care.
01:11:36.460 Like I'll do it for my kids.
01:11:37.460 Some homeless person will be like, you have money?
01:11:38.460 I'll be like, no.
01:11:39.460 Dad, you have money.
01:11:40.460 I'm like, yeah, I know.
01:11:41.460 That is the funniest thing to do is like, is they be like, hey man, you got a dollar?
01:11:48.460 And be like, no, I got nothing on me.
01:11:49.460 And then just go and like, go use like a vending machine right next to them.
01:11:52.460 Buy something. 0.94
01:11:53.460 Just like, actually like, pull up and be like, it doesn't get like, three fucking Reese's or 0.99
01:11:58.460 some shit like that. 0.99
01:11:59.460 I don't care. 1.00
01:12:00.460 Well, what else we got?
01:12:03.460 What else we got?
01:12:04.460 Oh, yeah.
01:12:05.460 This is Toad's worst nightmare.
01:12:06.460 I hate this video, dude.
01:12:08.460 I hate this.
01:12:10.460 This is Toad's worst nightmare.
01:12:13.460 Oh, no.
01:12:14.460 I can't even watch.
01:12:15.460 I can't even watch.
01:12:16.460 Oh, that's cool.
01:12:25.460 Don't trip up the escalator.
01:12:27.460 Yeah.
01:12:28.460 Imagine if you fed it children.
01:12:33.460 The escalator is hungry.
01:12:35.460 That escalator was malfunctioning, right?
01:12:36.460 It was going faster than normal.
01:12:38.460 Normal.
01:12:39.460 No, that's the normal.
01:12:40.460 Normal size.
01:12:41.460 Normal size.
01:12:42.460 Normal speed.
01:12:43.460 I don't think so, dude.
01:12:44.460 But as-
01:12:45.460 Abrogate, we have somebody else in the back and they're just the younger version of- 0.91
01:12:47.460 It's all good.
01:12:48.460 We have the younger version of you, so we'll talk to you later, brother. 0.99
01:12:51.460 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:12:52.460 I hope he did less math. 1.00
01:12:54.460 He probably hasn't.
01:12:55.460 I think he's actually-
01:12:56.460 In his entire life he has, but today-
01:12:58.460 Here, I'll bring him in real quick, just so he can-
01:13:00.460 I'll catch you later.
01:13:01.460 He's your son.
01:13:02.460 See ya, buddy. 1.00
01:13:03.460 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:13:04.460 He's a fucking guy. 1.00
01:13:09.460 Alright, later guys. 1.00
01:13:11.460 See ya, man.
01:13:12.460 Peace, man.
01:13:13.460 Thanks for coming on.
01:13:14.460 What's up, Karemas? 0.54
01:13:15.460 Hey, what's up, dude?
01:13:16.460 I was just wondering if you guys had any money I could borrow.
01:13:20.460 I'm a little low.
01:13:21.460 You're looking more ask for money face than usual, actually.
01:13:24.460 I just spent the last of the check.
01:13:26.460 I'm sorry.
01:13:27.460 Nope.
01:13:29.460 It's like, I can take you to McDonald's and I'll buy you some food.
01:13:32.460 See? 0.99
01:13:33.460 This is where you get fuck up, dude. 1.00
01:13:35.460 Where you fuck up. 1.00
01:13:36.460 No, that's what you have to do to them because they'll always say no. 1.00
01:13:38.460 They'll be like, no.
01:13:40.460 You just don't say anything else.
01:13:41.460 You just go-
01:13:42.460 I like catching them in their lie.
01:13:44.460 Like, you've seen the ones that would be like-
01:13:46.460 Why do you care about these people?
01:13:47.460 I don't even care to get to the bottom of their lies.
01:13:49.460 You know what's funny?
01:13:51.460 It's funny because Elizabeth-
01:13:52.460 I just assume they're all lying.
01:13:53.460 Elizabeth is the complete opposite and I've told the story before where we were walking 0.92
01:13:56.460 in like downtown Mobile and there was literally a guy, like a homeless dude just laying on
01:14:02.460 the street, like on the sidewalk and he was just laying there and Elizabeth saw him
01:14:06.460 and oddly said, ew, and just kept like right next to him.
01:14:10.460 And I was like, jeez. 1.00
01:14:11.460 And she's like, fuck him. 1.00
01:14:13.460 I hate him. 1.00
01:14:14.460 I like that. 0.99
01:14:15.460 That's fake, dude.
01:14:16.460 And it was like, it wasn't like me and her.
01:14:18.460 It was with friends.
01:14:19.460 Like, friends were with us.
01:14:21.460 We were in public and she just goes, ew.
01:14:23.460 Mid-conversation.
01:14:24.460 Ew.
01:14:25.460 And I'm like, that's my woman.
01:14:27.460 We need to start using her for like- 1.00
01:14:29.460 Well, TikTok's really got a lot of censorship though, so that wouldn't work.
01:14:32.460 Because she says crazy-
01:14:34.460 She should do like woman on the street type of thing and just react to things like that. 1.00
01:14:37.460 If TikTok would let you say nigger on there, we could do gangbusters with Liz. 1.00
01:14:43.460 Like, we really could in promoting the show. 0.96
01:14:45.460 She- I told her she could have been that woman.
01:14:48.460 Like, it's technically like- and she's still saying it.
01:14:50.460 She was saying it today. 0.95
01:14:51.460 She put out a fun- a fucking- no, no, it was a- she sent like a screenshot of something 0.99
01:14:57.460 that she was going to say and it was a cop like- 0.99
01:14:59.460 I saw it.
01:15:00.460 Yeah, it's like-
01:15:01.460 It was a cop like smoking. 0.97
01:15:02.460 Like, it was like a fat one. 0.69
01:15:03.460 And she looked like that moment like-
01:15:04.460 And it's like, what would it say?
01:15:06.460 Something like the- the- the- the feeling after you finally- you finally killed that 0.99
01:15:10.460 nigger or something. 1.00
01:15:13.460 I don't know if she tweeted it, but it was so fucking funny. 0.99
01:15:16.460 I was like- 0.98
01:15:17.460 I was like, Jesus Christ. 0.99
01:15:20.460 They're coming from Liz, like the cute girl, like fucking like profile pic. 0.99
01:15:24.460 It's a- 0.99
01:15:25.460 She does.
01:15:26.460 She does it for the love of the game.
01:15:27.460 It's not like she- she's-
01:15:30.460 Like, they're just like- there's something like- and that's what separates like the guy-
01:15:34.460 like, when you're talking about sports, like professional sports, there's some guys
01:15:37.460 that are in it for what the sport can provide.
01:15:39.460 And there's some people in there that just love the sport.
01:15:41.460 She loves the sport. 1.00
01:15:42.460 She's not getting paid for this shit. 1.00
01:15:44.460 She's not getting anything out. 0.99
01:15:45.460 Honestly, it's taking- like, for me, for all of us, it's taking away from our lives,
01:15:49.460 but we're in it for-
01:15:50.460 She's Scottie Pippen, man.
01:15:51.460 She's Scottie Pippen of racism. 0.77
01:15:52.460 If that happened to her, like, if she got busted like that chick did, she'd get fired 1.00
01:15:56.460 all the same.
01:15:57.460 I don't know if Liz would handle it the same way. 0.92
01:15:58.460 She'd probably freak the fuck out.
01:15:59.460 I don't think she'd be-
01:16:00.460 I don't know she would get fired. 0.77
01:16:01.460 She'd be able to successfully drift it into a conservative media job. 0.53
01:16:06.460 What are you looking for? 0.96
01:16:07.460 Wore bad boobs good? 0.97
01:16:09.460 What? 0.99
01:16:10.460 She does say it.
01:16:11.460 Why are you scrolling through your wife's Twitter? 0.98
01:16:12.460 I think she did tweet it.
01:16:13.460 She's looking for it.
01:16:14.460 I don't know.
01:16:15.460 Tyler's-
01:16:16.460 Tyler's weird.
01:16:17.460 I think you were looking for the tweet of the cop, I guess, but-
01:16:20.460 Oh, dude.
01:16:21.460 You should just have her put out short-form content-
01:16:22.460 Liz doesn't say anything during sex.
01:16:23.460 If there's content like that on Twitter, with the likes being private now, too, and cute
01:16:28.460 girl stuff, like, that type of content's gonna do gangbusters now. 1.00
01:16:31.460 Oh, that's true.
01:16:32.460 Like, if you're saying, like, offensive hot girl stuff, that's gonna go, like, racist hot 1.00
01:16:36.460 girl shit, the likes are gonna be nuts because no one can see it. 1.00
01:16:38.460 Oh, no. 1.00
01:16:39.460 That chick that said nigga is awesome. 1.00
01:16:40.460 Show your tits. 1.00
01:16:41.460 Dude. 1.00
01:16:42.460 Show your tits. 1.00
01:16:43.460 Say the N-word. 1.00
01:16:44.460 Show your tits. 1.00
01:16:45.460 Say the N-word. 1.00
01:16:46.460 And we're gonna have, I mean-
01:16:47.460 I agree with this.
01:16:48.460 Dude, I'll like every single one of those. 0.99
01:16:49.460 You need to have your chick do, like, every day, one little, like, minute rant and fucking, 1.00
01:16:54.460 like, in some hot girl outfit. 1.00
01:16:55.460 In a low cut, like, tank top or some shit like that. 0.98
01:16:59.460 Honestly, do what that girl's doing. 1.00
01:17:00.460 She's doing-
01:17:01.460 And now, with the likes private, it's even better. 0.99
01:17:03.460 Like, it's like, you can see the most fucked up shit and people are just gonna like it because 1.00
01:17:07.460 it's hot girl and it's fucked up and no one can see it. 1.00
01:17:10.460 Yeah. 1.00
01:17:11.460 Yeah.
01:17:12.460 We now know why two Janesville Craig High School teachers resigned.
01:17:17.460 The former teachers are Jennifer Larson and Alexia Saldaris.
01:17:21.460 Both were business education teachers.
01:17:23.460 According to the school's investigation, Saldaris admitted to sending the student five
01:17:28.460 photos of herself wearing lingerie.
01:17:31.460 The report shows the two also admitted to sending inappropriate messages to students
01:17:36.460 saying they wanted to, quote, have fun with them.
01:17:39.460 Police are now investigating to see if criminal charges should be filed.
01:17:44.460 How many?
01:17:45.460 One of them saying that's make the room stink is hot and the other one that's just gross.
01:17:49.460 Yeah.
01:17:50.460 One of them should be arrested for this and the other shouldn't.
01:17:53.460 That'd be a great way.
01:17:55.460 I think, is that what Clint said before?
01:17:57.460 I think Clint said it before about how this should all be, like, based upon the hotness
01:18:02.460 of the teacher, right?
01:18:03.460 Yeah. 1.00
01:18:04.460 Like, if it was like an ugly old bitch. 1.00
01:18:05.460 Yeah. 1.00
01:18:06.460 Lock that ugly bitch up. 1.00
01:18:07.460 The blonde chick? 1.00
01:18:08.460 Fuck yeah, let's go. 1.00
01:18:09.460 But now, with them being together, does that somehow shield the one a little bit? 1.00
01:18:14.460 Or, because it was part of some sort of group sex thing. 1.00
01:18:17.460 So, I would assume now it's two bitches. 1.00
01:18:19.460 So, as like a high school kid, you're like, yo, two bitches. 1.00
01:18:21.460 One of them's ugly. 1.00
01:18:22.460 One of them's hot, though. 1.00
01:18:23.460 So, it's two bitches. 1.00
01:18:24.460 Yeah, but dude. 1.00
01:18:25.460 Jesus.
01:18:26.460 Yeah. 1.00
01:18:27.460 If you're that kid, you're a fucking king, dude. 1.00
01:18:28.460 I don't care how ugly that bitch is. 1.00
01:18:30.460 You're that king. 1.00
01:18:31.460 You have that threesome. 1.00
01:18:32.460 I'm fucking, I'm double high-fiving you. 1.00
01:18:34.460 You'd only do a three-way at that age for the clout, though. 0.99
01:18:37.460 So, do you go for the clout or the experience and just go with the hot chick?
01:18:40.460 This is a situation where, like, eight plus three equals four.
01:18:43.460 You're clout chasing it.
01:18:45.460 What was that?
01:18:46.460 I said, this is a situation where eight plus three equals four.
01:18:49.460 Yeah.
01:18:50.460 I understand what you're saying. 1.00
01:18:53.460 So, the entirety of the threesome becomes a four because that bitch is so... 1.00
01:18:57.460 See, I disagree. 1.00
01:18:58.460 I think the bitch, the three only knocks the bitch. 1.00
01:19:02.460 She only knocks it down a little bit. 1.00
01:19:03.460 Dude, she knocks the eight... 1.00
01:19:05.460 She does have a forehead. 1.00
01:19:06.460 With her being involved...
01:19:07.460 With her being involved...
01:19:08.460 At least, that one.
01:19:09.460 With her being involved, it only takes the eight down to, like, a six, I would say.
01:19:14.460 She looks like he's four foot tall, that one. 1.00
01:19:16.460 I know it's hot, dude.
01:19:17.460 Even better, dude. 1.00
01:19:18.460 I can throw her around, fuck yeah. 1.00
01:19:19.460 She also has, she has a whore tattoo. 1.00
01:19:21.460 That is a whore-y tattoo right there. 1.00
01:19:22.460 She's fucking kids. 1.00
01:19:23.460 Dude, also, dude, also, yeah, well, that's, that's how she's getting away with it. 1.00
01:19:27.460 She's four feet tall, she's like, I'm only 12, guys. 0.99
01:19:30.460 No, she's fucking dudes. 1.00
01:19:31.460 Fucking dudes. 1.00
01:19:32.460 Can you imagine getting the level of whoredom to where you're fucking kids? 1.00
01:19:35.460 What an unstable bitch. 1.00
01:19:36.460 Young dudes. 1.00
01:19:37.460 No, she does not look like a Tennessee cop.
01:19:38.460 The Tennessee cop was fugly.
01:19:39.460 No, that Tennessee cop was... 0.69
01:19:40.460 She was fugly. 1.00
01:19:41.460 I'd fuck her. 1.00
01:19:42.460 Yeah, I know you would. 1.00
01:19:43.460 Like, does it change?
01:19:44.460 Like, yes.
01:19:46.460 What happened to that poor girl at a young age? 1.00
01:19:49.460 Like, how do you end up like that?
01:19:50.460 Tim T, I don't believe you. 0.76
01:19:51.460 If this is true, though, that's actually really fucking awesome. 0.92
01:19:52.460 I don't feel like this woman is the result of a good, good, uh, good family. 0.99
01:19:57.460 Good, good, uh, I don't know what's the word of my childhood.
01:20:00.460 No.
01:20:01.460 Yeah, yeah.
01:20:02.460 Probably not yet. 0.98
01:20:03.460 Like, I was just thinking, like, the level of whore you have to get to be, like, a cute chick 1.00
01:20:07.460 and be like, you know what? 1.00
01:20:08.460 I'mma fuck kids. 1.00
01:20:09.460 Like, why? 1.00
01:20:10.460 Like, why?
01:20:11.460 You have all the options in the world.
01:20:13.460 How old was the kids?
01:20:15.460 How old were the boys?
01:20:16.460 I don't know.
01:20:17.460 High school age.
01:20:18.460 I don't know.
01:20:19.460 Oh, she's fugly, dude. 1.00
01:20:20.460 She is fugly. 1.00
01:20:21.460 And then she got paid at...
01:20:22.460 What? 1.00
01:20:23.460 She got to fuck all these fucking ripped, not ripped, I guess. 1.00
01:20:26.460 Giant black dudes. 1.00
01:20:27.460 Yeah, they were all giant black dudes. 1.00
01:20:29.460 And then she gets paid for it afterwards? 1.00
01:20:31.460 And she doesn't be a cop anymore? 0.94
01:20:33.460 Wild.
01:20:34.460 It's crazy.
01:20:35.460 She got paid, like, 500 grand, too. 0.99
01:20:36.460 Or some shit like that. 0.99
01:20:37.460 That's why she was doing it, too, because her husband is like this. 1.00
01:20:38.460 She got fucked by that guy. 1.00
01:20:39.460 Yeah, he acts like a standard black porn star. 1.00
01:20:43.460 He does. 1.00
01:20:46.460 Her husband is like this, like, fat white dude. 1.00
01:20:48.460 Another standard black porn star. 1.00
01:20:50.460 I want some of this black porn cock right now. 1.00
01:20:53.460 Yeah, another standard black porn star. 1.00
01:20:56.460 Dude. 1.00
01:20:57.460 Not as standard.
01:20:58.460 It's a little more niche.
01:21:00.460 That was a promotion kind of one right there.
01:21:02.460 You can tell that guy was higher. 0.98
01:21:04.460 Yeah, it's like when they have the old guy porn and they bring the black guy in, it's that guy. 0.98
01:21:07.460 That guy right there. 0.99
01:21:08.460 Also, by the way, so, it was a foursome.
01:21:11.460 So, do you think each of them had a boy they wanted?
01:21:14.460 Or it was two boys wanted the blonde haired chick and then, like, the other one was, like, she was like, I'm gonna bring my friend along.
01:21:21.460 Oh no, which one do I get?
01:21:23.460 I think each woman was grooming one boy. 1.00
01:21:26.460 I don't believe that.
01:21:27.460 I think this is definitely, there's no way.
01:21:29.460 What is Sophie's choice of molestation? 1.00
01:21:31.460 The boy being groomed by the ugly bitch might have been an uglier boy. 1.00
01:21:34.460 Like, you have the option between hot sex or literally being molested. 1.00
01:21:39.460 It's a completely roll of the dice. 0.99
01:21:41.460 Like, which one do you get?
01:21:43.460 There's no way, the other teacher was towed.
01:21:47.460 Yeah, like, there's no way, like, one guy was like, like one, these are 15 year olds, say 15, maybe 16.
01:21:53.460 I think 16 sounds a lot better than 15.
01:21:55.460 I don't know why.
01:21:56.460 Yeah, I think that cop does work for Amtrak now.
01:21:59.460 She's literally running.
01:22:02.460 Good point, Matt.
01:22:04.460 But, so, like, these are 16 year old boys. 0.98
01:22:07.460 No 16 year old boy is going for that fat, ugly one at all, ever. 0.98
01:22:12.460 And so, like. 0.97
01:22:13.460 I don't know. 1.00
01:22:14.460 A 16 year old boy, if you're a virgin and you're ugly, you're going for that hole, man. 1.00
01:22:18.460 I said that quickly, and then I realized, like, 16 year old me. 0.99
01:22:21.460 That's what I would have done.
01:22:22.460 Probably could have easily been, you know.
01:22:24.460 No, no, no.
01:22:25.460 That's when there is, when it's the only option.
01:22:28.460 Yeah, you would.
01:22:29.460 But I'm saying there is the other option right there as well.
01:22:31.460 I mean, I wouldn't put any effort into it as a 16 year old. 0.99
01:22:34.460 But now, like, if I was somewhere and she started rubbing my dick, I might be like, okay. 1.00
01:22:39.460 It's like, you know, when a dude gets into porn, they have to fuck dudes first before they can fuck chicks? 1.00
01:22:44.460 What? 1.00
01:22:45.460 That was only with you.
01:22:46.460 Is that the deal you were told?
01:22:49.460 You don't know this? 1.00
01:22:51.460 It's like, it's like that, but it's like, you gotta fuck this ugly bitch first. 1.00
01:22:56.460 Did you look into this employer at one point? 1.00
01:22:59.460 What?
01:23:00.460 Is this how you heard?
01:23:01.460 I got that contract, and I read all the way through it.
01:23:03.460 And not all the dudes read through it.
01:23:05.460 That's the deal.
01:23:06.460 Some creepy dude tell you this somewhere? 1.00
01:23:08.460 What the fuck? 0.99
01:23:09.460 I just, no, I just found out. 1.00
01:23:12.460 That's it.
01:23:13.460 Did you cry out?
01:23:14.460 Toad, is that how you get in the FBI?
01:23:17.460 Is that how you got in the FBI? 1.00
01:23:18.460 Like, do they just tell you, like, you have to suck my cock? 1.00
01:23:20.460 Only five more butt stuff so I get a sniff of a vagina. 1.00
01:23:24.460 And then they never allowed me to. 0.99
01:23:26.460 That actually would be hilarious. 1.00
01:23:28.460 Like, they said, sorry, you like to skip the pussy while we're skipping it on you. 1.00
01:23:32.460 Imagine being the male porn star, and like, so you have all your shoots, like, and there's 0.99
01:23:36.460 like a, like, it's like, okay, you have to do whatever, 20 shoots with dudes. 0.99
01:23:40.460 Or you have to do gay sex. 0.99
01:23:42.460 And then, like, you have a calendar, and it's like, circle the date of finally a woman. 0.99
01:23:46.460 And you're like, you're like, it's like, like, all the kids, like, waiting for the big day.
01:23:50.460 It's just like, circle the calendar, finally get some snizz.
01:23:53.460 God, there's no way.
01:23:57.460 There's no way in hell that's true, Toad.
01:23:59.460 Toad breaking his NDA.
01:24:04.460 Tyler, can he be sued for this?
01:24:05.460 There's no way in hell it's true.
01:24:09.460 Tyler, what's the legal on this, if he's breaking his NDA on this one? 0.99
01:24:13.460 Well, first of all, he's gotta fuck to make the contract even work, so. 0.99
01:24:18.460 Oh, that's true. 1.00
01:24:19.460 What?
01:24:20.460 There's no way that would be a sustainable business model. 1.00
01:24:22.460 Like, how would you get male actors that want to, because, like, everyone's like, as a young guy, you're like, oh, that'd be cool, be a porn star, fuck chicks. 0.95
01:24:29.460 But now if you're like, all right, but you gotta get buttfucked a few times, and you're like, well, that really doesn't sell it as much now. 0.99
01:24:35.460 Maybe you can fuck there. 0.99
01:24:36.460 How are you gonna get people in this business? 1.00
01:24:38.460 Like, how many dudes are there that's like, yeah, I'll take 10 dicks in the butt so I can fuck chicks in the rag? 1.00
01:24:42.460 Because you have this hot chick looking at you right there, it's like, that's the prize. 1.00
01:24:44.460 I was listening to...
01:24:45.460 You gotta get railed by these, like, 10 dudes, and then you got this hot chick right here waiting for you, bro. 1.00
01:24:50.460 That is not an appealing deal to me. 0.99
01:24:52.460 Like, even the horniest I've ever been in my life, I'd never be like, yeah, I'd take 10 buttfuckings just to get laid. 0.97
01:24:57.460 But you get paid for it. 0.98
01:24:58.460 Yeah, Jose, I'm surprised.
01:24:59.460 You usually go for that stuff, and you can brush it off and be like, at least I'm getting money, and you would take one.
01:25:04.460 You just said earlier in the show.
01:25:05.460 Yeah, I'm getting money and posty, who cares?
01:25:07.460 Yeah, dude, you'd be like, oh, two hours of watching a guy age. 1.00
01:25:11.460 That's a lot different than having to literally do gay sex. 1.00
01:25:14.460 What's up with your forehead, man? 1.00
01:25:17.460 Were you, like, rubbing foreheads with another dude or something? 1.00
01:25:21.460 What the fuck? 1.00
01:25:22.460 Jesus! 1.00
01:25:23.460 No, it's always there.
01:25:24.460 It's called a lipoma.
01:25:25.460 I'm dying.
01:25:26.460 That's why I came on the show.
01:25:27.460 This is your guy's life.
01:25:29.460 It's cancer?
01:25:30.460 This will be a nice send-off for you, too.
01:25:33.460 Also, aren't you a teacher?
01:25:34.460 No!
01:25:35.460 Oh, wait, no, that's re-hearted.
01:25:37.460 Why do you remember about that?
01:25:38.460 Cry me a river.
01:25:39.460 I don't care.
01:25:40.460 Yeah, I'm a teacher.
01:25:42.460 Why would you say that?
01:25:43.460 Have you ever set up a foursome and be like, let's make it stanky?
01:25:46.460 Oh, that's cool.
01:25:48.460 That's just cool.
01:25:49.460 Okay.
01:25:50.460 But it was just young boys, right?
01:25:51.460 Not young girls. 0.99
01:25:52.460 No.
01:25:53.460 Young girls are super weird. 0.98
01:25:54.460 If you do it like...
01:25:55.460 Young boys?
01:25:56.460 Cool.
01:25:57.460 Cool.
01:25:58.460 Totally fine. 1.00
01:25:59.460 Because they want to fuck. 1.00
01:26:00.460 They want to fuck. 1.00
01:26:01.460 You can't rape them, because they're always down for it. 1.00
01:26:03.460 Luka Doncic fouled out, by the way, Toad. 0.97
01:26:05.460 What?
01:26:06.460 Luka Doncic fouled out.
01:26:07.460 Fouled out? 1.00
01:26:08.460 Holy shit. 1.00
01:26:09.460 It doesn't matter. 1.00
01:26:10.460 That game's over.
01:26:11.460 No, it's not.
01:26:12.460 No, it's not.
01:26:13.460 Celtics are up three.
01:26:14.460 Up by three.
01:26:15.460 Came back.
01:26:16.460 Dallas is on a 20-2 run right now.
01:26:18.460 Oh, yeah, because I told you to put money on Tatum having 40. 1.00
01:26:21.460 I put it on Dallas.
01:26:23.460 This is great content, guys.
01:26:25.460 Yeah. 0.99
01:26:26.460 Shut up about basketball. 0.99
01:26:28.460 Well, how many points are they up right now? 0.99
01:26:30.460 Celtics having this implosion that's not going to be good.
01:26:33.460 You guys want live updates on the game?
01:26:35.460 The game should have been over.
01:26:37.460 Okay, let's ask.
01:26:39.460 How is Top going to watch this and rank how you guys did?
01:26:42.460 I think he's going to be really sour about this.
01:26:44.460 This is great.
01:26:45.460 It's been a pretty good episode.
01:26:46.460 Oh, yeah.
01:26:47.460 We got into the groove.
01:26:48.460 Okay, so it's been about an hour and a half.
01:26:50.460 So we can end on this.
01:26:51.460 So I think Top is no matter what was going to hate this.
01:26:54.460 Yeah.
01:26:55.460 And he was going to hate on all of us.
01:26:56.460 Mostly Toad.
01:26:57.460 I think what he's going to do is be like. 0.99
01:26:58.460 I think we made a lot of a shit situation. 0.99
01:27:00.460 We did. 0.99
01:27:01.460 Yeah.
01:27:02.460 We did.
01:27:03.460 We did make some lemonade out of lemons.
01:27:04.460 Like.
01:27:05.460 We also peed in it a little.
01:27:06.460 Yeah, we did. 1.00
01:27:07.460 We made shit aid out of shit. 1.00
01:27:08.460 Yeah. 1.00
01:27:09.460 It's all right.
01:27:10.460 No.
01:27:11.460 I don't like that one.
01:27:12.460 No.
01:27:13.460 Like lemonade of lemons made sense and then peeing in it was perfect.
01:27:15.460 Yeah.
01:27:16.460 That was a perfect.
01:27:17.460 That was actually the perfect analogy.
01:27:18.460 That's a great analogy.
01:27:19.460 Yeah.
01:27:20.460 Like.
01:27:21.460 But I think we made a lot of a.
01:27:23.460 Thanks George.
01:27:24.460 I think we had this for the fun episode.
01:27:25.460 You know.
01:27:26.460 We got a lot of audience engagement.
01:27:27.460 I want to know that we do this occasionally.
01:27:29.460 Yeah.
01:27:30.460 If ever.
01:27:31.460 If ever.
01:27:32.460 Yeah. 0.64
01:27:33.460 If ever Toad fucks it up again.
01:27:34.460 We'll just do another.
01:27:35.460 Like.
01:27:36.460 We like doing this Q&A.
01:27:37.460 Like.
01:27:38.460 These like Colin shows every once in a while.
01:27:40.460 They're fun.
01:27:41.460 Okay.
01:27:42.460 Yeah.
01:27:43.460 Call a method.
01:27:44.460 Yeah.
01:27:45.460 Yeah.
01:27:46.460 Call the. 0.89
01:27:47.460 Call the trolls.
01:27:48.460 We call fans.
01:27:49.460 Most of the people that came up though are like people we've known for a long time.
01:27:52.460 Like legit.
01:27:53.460 That's true.
01:27:54.460 It's like.
01:27:55.460 Hey.
01:27:56.460 Just random people.
01:27:57.460 Yeah.
01:27:58.460 Yeah.
01:27:59.460 It's weird.
01:28:00.460 We need.
01:28:01.460 We need another Maddie. 0.99
01:28:02.460 We need another Maddie to come in. 1.00
01:28:03.460 Yeah.
01:28:04.460 Just her again.
01:28:05.460 Or.
01:28:06.460 Our other.
01:28:07.460 Single female fan that we have. 1.00
01:28:08.460 We only have one other one.
01:28:09.460 Well.
01:28:10.460 I guess.
01:28:11.460 It sounds like you wanted to.
01:28:12.460 Well.
01:28:13.460 I guess.
01:28:14.460 No.
01:28:15.460 I don't know.
01:28:16.460 I don't know.
01:28:17.460 No.
01:28:18.460 I don't think you said it would be mad.
01:28:19.460 How.
01:28:20.460 Is he going to rank us.
01:28:21.460 And what he's going to do.
01:28:22.460 No matter what he's going to say. 0.99
01:28:23.460 Toad sucked. 0.99
01:28:24.460 Yeah. 0.99
01:28:25.460 He's going to say that me and like Jose was like mid.
01:28:26.460 He can buy all he wants man.
01:28:27.460 I think me and you had our moments where we were.
01:28:30.460 Yeah.
01:28:31.460 You're more of a mindset.
01:28:32.460 Like I'm good about like kind of trying to control the flow.
01:28:34.460 What we're doing.
01:28:35.460 You're more of a just try to crank out content.
01:28:37.460 Whether it's good or not.
01:28:38.460 I'm just.
01:28:39.460 So. 0.99
01:28:40.460 I am throwing shit at a wall. 0.99
01:28:41.460 Yeah. 0.99
01:28:42.460 Whatever sticks.
01:28:43.460 So am I.
01:28:44.460 But it's like. 1.00
01:28:45.460 Stinkier shit. 1.00
01:28:46.460 Our methods worked. 1.00
01:28:47.460 My methods worked at some points in the show.
01:28:48.460 Yours at others.
01:28:49.460 We had both of our moments where we shined.
01:28:50.460 You're more of the talent anyways in that way.
01:28:52.460 So I think you shined a little bit more there. 0.99
01:28:53.460 You're gay. 1.00
01:28:54.460 I think over and all we did good. 0.99
01:28:55.460 Also.
01:28:56.460 By the way.
01:28:57.460 I never got to this.
01:28:58.460 So yeah.
01:28:59.460 What happened was.
01:29:00.460 That's it.
01:29:01.460 She came home for lunch yesterday.
01:29:03.460 And was in.
01:29:04.460 I mean just a beady mood.
01:29:06.460 I mean just a domestic abuser type of mood.
01:29:09.460 And I come in there as the loving husband. 1.00
01:29:11.460 And I give her a little tap on the ass. 1.00
01:29:13.460 And she turns around. 1.00
01:29:15.460 And she smacks me in the face. 1.00
01:29:17.460 I.
01:29:18.460 By the way.
01:29:19.460 This is not a love smack.
01:29:20.460 No.
01:29:21.460 Oh.
01:29:22.460 Straight up just.
01:29:23.460 And she said you never do that to me again.
01:29:24.460 I said.
01:29:25.460 Jesus. 1.00
01:29:26.460 Smack your ass. 1.00
01:29:27.460 I'm going to smack your ass whenever I want to. 1.00
01:29:29.460 And she said. 1.00
01:29:30.460 This is my body.
01:29:31.460 And I said.
01:29:32.460 No.
01:29:33.460 It's my body.
01:29:34.460 I'm not lying about this.
01:29:35.460 This is not true.
01:29:36.460 None of this is true.
01:29:37.460 It's.
01:29:38.460 It's 100% true.
01:29:39.460 I believe it. 1.00
01:29:40.460 You dumb bitch. 1.00
01:29:41.460 I'm over here. 1.00
01:29:42.460 You smacked my ass. 1.00
01:29:43.460 And you tapped it. 1.00
01:29:44.460 Tapped it.
01:29:45.460 Oh what did you like slip a finger.
01:29:46.460 Oh you did one of the.
01:29:47.460 You did a little.
01:29:48.460 You dotted the geef. 1.00
01:29:49.460 Oh shit. 1.00
01:29:50.460 You tried to get a little feel. 1.00
01:29:51.460 As you went by didn't you.
01:29:52.460 I straight.
01:29:53.460 I.
01:29:54.460 She was standing at the table.
01:29:55.460 Way over the line.
01:29:56.460 And you know it.
01:29:57.460 No I wasn't.
01:29:58.460 I. 1.00
01:29:59.460 I gave her a smack on the ass. 1.00
01:30:00.460 Like I usually do. 1.00
01:30:01.460 And then dragged the hand along real slow.
01:30:02.460 No I didn't.
01:30:03.460 I just went up.
01:30:04.460 I just went.
01:30:05.460 Bop.
01:30:06.460 Like that.
01:30:07.460 And then she turned around and she smacked. 1.00
01:30:08.460 She said.
01:30:09.460 Never do that again.
01:30:10.460 And I said.
01:30:11.460 What? 1.00
01:30:12.460 Smack your ass? 1.00
01:30:13.460 And she was like. 1.00
01:30:14.460 Yes.
01:30:15.460 It is my.
01:30:16.460 It is my body.
01:30:17.460 I'm tired of this.
01:30:18.460 Her body.
01:30:19.460 Her choice.
01:30:20.460 It's uncalled for.
01:30:21.460 It's literally.
01:30:22.460 It's literally what a husband and wife do.
01:30:23.460 Is it a hard one though?
01:30:24.460 It's a mean one.
01:30:25.460 This all depends on how hard the slap was.
01:30:27.460 I've done it way harder.
01:30:28.460 And you literally.
01:30:29.460 You admitted. 1.00
01:30:30.460 You knew she was in a shit mood. 1.00
01:30:31.460 And you literally came up in. 1.00
01:30:32.460 She's on her period.
01:30:33.460 Yes.
01:30:34.460 Well you just knew at that moment in time.
01:30:36.460 No.
01:30:37.460 Like.
01:30:38.460 Okay.
01:30:39.460 Alright.
01:30:40.460 Well then that's a little bit more.
01:30:41.460 I mean if it's just kind of a chance encounter.
01:30:42.460 I mean like she came in now.
01:30:43.460 She usually does.
01:30:44.460 She came in and said. 1.00
01:30:45.460 Fuck you asshole. 1.00
01:30:46.460 I'm gonna eat some wine. 1.00
01:30:47.460 And I was like.
01:30:48.460 Whatever.
01:30:49.460 Like.
01:30:50.460 Loving.
01:30:51.460 I mean technically.
01:30:52.460 I mean like.
01:30:53.460 It was just what I do. 1.00
01:30:54.460 I smack your ass. 1.00
01:30:55.460 It's how I show love. 1.00
01:30:56.460 It's what we do.
01:30:57.460 We can be loving and hard simultaneously.
01:30:58.460 We hurt each other.
01:30:59.460 And that's how we know we care.
01:31:00.460 But I stood my ground.
01:31:01.460 I was like.
01:31:02.460 Nope.
01:31:03.460 I'm not letting you have this.
01:31:04.460 Like. 1.00
01:31:05.460 I can smack your ass whenever I want to. 1.00
01:31:06.460 Yeah. 1.00
01:31:07.460 It's Castle Doctor.
01:31:08.460 I don't know if I'm here with you.
01:31:10.460 I feel like you might be exaggerating.
01:31:11.460 What?
01:31:12.460 I might be with Liz on this one. 1.00
01:31:13.460 You smack your wife's ass. 1.00
01:31:14.460 I know you do. 1.00
01:31:15.460 I do.
01:31:16.460 But like.
01:31:17.460 Yes.
01:31:18.460 I mean.
01:31:19.460 If I.
01:31:20.460 Like.
01:31:21.460 Like.
01:31:22.460 She has to be in a good mood.
01:31:23.460 Like.
01:31:24.460 I would never be like. 0.97
01:31:25.460 She's in a shitty mood. 0.95
01:31:26.460 And be like. 0.98
01:31:27.460 Whap.
01:31:28.460 Like.
01:31:29.460 It wasn't a whap.
01:31:30.460 It was just like.
01:31:31.460 I'm thinking it's a whap.
01:31:32.460 It.
01:31:33.460 No.
01:31:34.460 I think it was just cause I cussed my hand in a certain way.
01:31:35.460 Or whatever.
01:31:36.460 And it just kinda.
01:31:37.460 It's.
01:31:38.460 Well don't be caught off guard about it.
01:31:39.460 You gotta catch on a playful mood for that one.
01:31:40.460 That's a.
01:31:41.460 Right.
01:31:42.460 Yeah.
01:31:43.460 I gotta.
01:31:44.460 I've had a chick just be like. 1.00
01:31:45.460 You know.
01:31:46.460 Like. 1.00
01:31:47.460 Paddle my ass. 1.00
01:31:48.460 I'm like. 1.00
01:31:49.460 Alright.
01:31:50.460 And I flip it over to like. 0.99
01:31:51.460 The fucking leather side of it. 0.99
01:31:52.460 No. 1.00
01:31:53.460 No.
01:31:54.460 No.
01:31:55.460 No.
01:31:56.460 No.
01:31:57.460 No.
01:31:58.460 No.
01:31:59.460 No.
01:32:00.460 No.
01:32:01.460 No.
01:32:02.460 No.
01:32:03.460 No.
01:32:04.460 No.
01:32:05.460 No.
01:32:06.460 No.
01:32:07.460 No.
01:32:08.460 No.
01:32:09.460 No.
01:32:10.460 No.
01:32:11.460 No. 0.98
01:32:12.460 That nigga who's probably. 1.00
01:32:13.460 portable, my ass. 1.00
01:32:26.460 But, like I get where she's coming from. 1.00
01:32:27.460 Yeah.
01:32:28.460 I mean like.
01:32:29.460 What did you do?
01:32:30.460 What did you do?
01:32:31.460 I mean, I wish we did tape it.
01:32:33.140 What?
01:32:33.540 I tape?
01:32:34.400 I don't know.
01:32:34.920 I think she said I tapped.
01:32:35.960 She probably said I tapped.
01:32:36.480 She's documenting your domestic abuse.
01:32:38.220 I'm taping this all, Cole, for evidence later.
01:32:41.760 All right.
01:32:42.320 Well, we're an hour and a half.
01:32:43.940 I don't know if you guys want to try to squeeze more out of this,
01:32:45.920 if we've got any more people in the lobby.
01:32:46.880 No, we can go.
01:32:49.560 Where do we go?
01:32:50.160 We'll see you next week.
01:32:51.260 Toad thinks he's going to do it from Porkfest. 0.94
01:32:53.000 We are not going to let him because it's going to suck. 0.88
01:32:54.840 Oh, that's next week. 1.00
01:32:55.100 That's gay. 1.00
01:32:55.660 Yeah, no, just no Toad next week. 0.98
01:32:58.180 Why?
01:32:58.580 I'm going to have Wi-Fi.
01:32:59.660 It'll be fine.
01:33:00.040 It'll be meaningful.
01:33:01.640 Elizabeth, you can come in here and explain yourself. 0.98
01:33:04.700 She's going to be like, I don't have makeup on and my tits are out. 1.00
01:33:07.800 No one cares. 0.99
01:33:10.420 Good night.
01:33:11.020 Good night, people.
01:33:12.560 We'll pass it off to our beautiful producer.
01:33:14.900 See you, boys.
01:33:15.680 Thanks for letting me have the last show.
01:33:17.220 Later, guys.
01:33:18.040 The last show.
01:33:19.260 This is the final one, guys.
01:33:21.080 Tower Gang is done.
01:33:22.280 We're done.
01:33:23.820 And Tyler is muted.
01:33:25.280 Tyler is muted for some reason.
01:33:27.400 Why don't we just stick around and just do a talk?
01:33:30.040 Rocking Tower is just telling us.
01:33:31.800 Toad, what are you going to do?
01:33:33.880 You on a show?
01:33:34.620 What am I going to do?
01:33:35.700 What?
01:33:36.160 You on a show?
01:33:36.680 You said you had three headlines this next week.
01:33:40.240 Yeah, well, yeah.
01:33:41.820 I was on a bunch of shows recently.
01:33:43.500 I was on Kelly Patrick's show twice, the second of which got super degenerate.
01:33:48.040 And we retold a lot of the Tower Gang stories.
01:33:51.300 I was on Break the Cycle with Josh Smith post-LNC.
01:33:55.100 So we talked about that.
01:33:56.120 And I was on Horseshoes and Hand Grenades with Conspiracy Extremists. 1.00
01:34:00.560 I'm on Better Off Dead every fucking day. 0.99
01:34:03.160 And I'm going to be at Porkfest. 0.99
01:34:04.880 As you mentioned, I'm headlining multiple things at the emo tent, including Dairy Queen's
01:34:10.200 story hour and a ukulele emo set.
01:34:13.760 This is what he's giving up Tim Katz for.
01:34:17.100 This.
01:34:18.340 Okay.
01:34:18.780 So this.
01:34:19.840 Yeah.
01:34:20.300 That's exactly how it went down.
01:34:21.540 This is what Cole's doing.
01:34:22.200 Actually, I'm going to be on Kelly Patrick's show at some point. 1.00
01:34:27.640 Fuck yeah. 1.00
01:34:28.420 Ooh. 1.00
01:34:29.220 You have an appearance.
01:34:30.400 Someone wants to.
01:34:30.860 Yeah.
01:34:31.160 Because he messaged me.
01:34:32.620 He said, can I give you an interview?
01:34:33.980 And he goes, he was like, can I give you an interview?
01:34:36.860 And I said, is this because Toad was talking about my sexual proclivities on your podcast?
01:34:41.260 And he said, yes.
01:34:42.580 And I said, okay, that's fine.
01:34:43.420 Let's do it.
01:34:44.600 I guess Toad was.
01:34:45.260 Do you know when you're going to be on?
01:34:47.400 Like, I haven't actually nailed down a date yet.
01:34:50.800 I think right now it's like, uh, like July 7th or 27th.
01:34:55.500 I don't know.
01:34:55.940 Okay.
01:34:56.180 So when Liz tells you, you could do it.
01:34:57.740 You'll be on there.
01:34:58.760 Uh, Dave Smith was on Nephilim death squad with Clint.
01:35:01.920 Did you guys watch that?
01:35:03.140 Yes.
01:35:03.600 No.
01:35:04.280 I asked, I called, I called top and I said, should I watch this?
01:35:07.620 And he just telling it, told me what happened.
01:35:09.360 I was like, all right, that's good enough for me.
01:35:11.980 Sounds about right.
01:35:12.760 I'll take his word.
01:35:13.420 You had this FBI guy and you talked about him a little bit. 1.00
01:35:16.040 Crazy motherfucker. 1.00
01:35:17.340 So. 1.00
01:35:17.780 Are y'all praying?
01:35:19.000 Yeah, we prayed before we started the show.
01:35:22.520 I'm really just trying to con him into a false sense of security of like, yo, we were really
01:35:26.960 about like BoomerCon and all that stuff.
01:35:29.560 Like, no, but for real, we had a.
01:35:30.980 Do the Pledge of Allegiance before the show.
01:35:33.260 We, my buddy Ken Silva, a journalist, uh, he's been in a few different places, does from
01:35:38.620 Liberty Institute sometimes.
01:35:39.960 But, uh, he came to me and he was like, Hey, I have this guy I've been talking to.
01:35:42.980 Probably going to write a piece.
01:35:44.300 I think he'd be great for the show.
01:35:45.540 Cause he's just kind of completely open to talk about whatever.
01:35:47.940 And he used to be like one of the guys undercover and neo-Nazis and stuff. 0.98
01:35:51.800 And I mean, there's a lot of shit that you hear in this interview that you're like, I 0.99
01:35:55.200 think he probably is. 0.99
01:35:56.160 Maybe that's made up, but there is stuff that's documented and true.
01:35:59.180 Like there's all sorts of, you know, paper trails of this guy.
01:36:01.760 This guy was doing undercover informant type stuff.
01:36:04.960 And yeah, uh, dude's wild and he's pretty, he's not ashamed of it at all.
01:36:09.840 And he will tell you about it. 0.98
01:36:11.280 And he does, uh, we just kind of let him talk and he kind of said all the quiet shit out 0.99
01:36:15.760 loud, really fucking loud. 0.99
01:36:17.760 So yeah, it's a, it's honestly, he's like, is he for real too? 0.97
01:36:21.740 Is he like, he's for real? 0.88
01:36:23.340 Like, I mean, I think some of the shit he said, no, I mean like, is he like a legit FBI 0.97
01:36:26.120 guy or is he just like, I think I'm an FBI guy. 0.98
01:36:29.620 He, no, he legit was, he was undercover.
01:36:32.640 Like he's was literally exposed by the FBI.
01:36:34.820 There's a whole, he's been on CNN as a talking head and MSNBC and all these different places.
01:36:40.440 He wrote a book on it.
01:36:42.120 Like, and I don't know why, just, just not a lot of people's really tapped to talking to
01:36:45.720 this guy.
01:36:46.320 And he tells his story about how, Hey, someone over there said that, uh, this guy may be a 0.80
01:36:52.440 pedophile.
01:36:52.800 So he starts a website that blames him, passes out business cards that says this guy's a 0.71
01:36:56.960 pedophile, gets the guy fired. 1.00
01:36:58.580 I mean, this is the kind of shit he, and he just was talking about it. 1.00
01:37:00.920 It's crazy. 1.00
01:37:01.840 I literally, there were times I like, I don't know if you caught me smiling and stuff.
01:37:04.560 It was cause it was me trying to be like, don't say anything.
01:37:07.260 Don't say anything. 0.99
01:37:08.880 Cause you're like, in my head, you're like, yo, what the fuck? 0.99
01:37:12.280 And then, but you're like, okay. 0.99
01:37:14.560 Boston one. 1.00
01:37:18.320 Clint recently had Viva Fry on, who's a piece of shit. 1.00
01:37:21.260 And I destroy him on a recent podcast. 1.00
01:37:23.540 I watched that podcast a little bit and I made fun of Tyler a little bit.
01:37:27.720 Oh, real quick.
01:37:28.400 Sorry.
01:37:28.820 On my, on my plug.
01:37:29.800 That's not out yet.
01:37:30.460 That's only for my patrons.
01:37:31.440 That'll be out on Tuesday.
01:37:32.640 So, sorry.
01:37:33.100 There you go.
01:37:33.500 Yeah.
01:37:33.700 Dave Smith's on next week.
01:37:35.320 We're done.
01:37:36.040 See you next week. 0.97
01:37:36.560 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00
01:37:38.680 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch. 1.00
01:37:40.380 No way, Jose. 0.99
01:37:41.820 Liberty Lockdown. 1.00
01:37:43.040 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch. 1.00
01:37:45.500 Reed. 1.00
01:37:48.120 Cole.
01:37:49.740 Top Lobster.
01:37:51.060 And Toad.
01:37:52.440 Tower Gang.
01:37:53.020 Tower Gang.
01:37:53.500 Tower Gang.
01:37:54.000 Tower Gang.
01:37:54.880 Tower Gang.
01:37:55.560 Tower Gang.
01:37:56.040 Tower Gang.
01:37:56.560 Liberty Lock is truth say.
01:37:58.440 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose. 0.97
01:38:00.880 Toad is sick.
01:38:01.860 No way, Jose. 1.00
01:38:02.900 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00
01:38:04.500 They made Dave Smith all his fame. 0.99
01:38:06.060 Tower Gang.
01:38:06.540 Tower Gang.
01:38:07.040 Tower Gang.
01:38:07.520 Tower Gang.
01:38:07.980 Tower Gang.
01:38:08.540 Tower Gang.
01:38:09.120 Tower Gang.
01:38:09.640 Tower Gang.
01:38:10.100 Tower Gang.
01:38:10.480 Tower Gang.
01:38:10.760 Tower Gang.
01:38:11.300 Tower Gang.
01:38:11.480 Tower Gang.
01:38:11.920 Tower Gang.
01:38:12.460 They speak courage.
01:38:13.500 You sped.
01:38:14.240 More than Rogan.
01:38:15.520 You sped.
01:38:16.680 Truth Bomb.
01:38:17.060 Weather.
01:38:17.520 Dimcast.
01:38:18.040 Hotep.
01:38:18.540 Hotep.
01:38:19.000 More offensive.
01:38:20.040 LOS.
01:38:20.800 No disrespect.
01:38:21.920 More offensive than LOS.
01:38:23.160 No disrespect.
01:38:24.340 Tower Gang.
01:38:25.120 Tower Gang.
01:38:25.620 Tower Gang.
01:38:26.140 Tower Gang.
01:38:26.920 Tower Gang.
01:38:27.500 They made Dave all his fame.
01:38:33.920 Tower Gang.
01:38:34.200 Howard Gang. 0.97
01:38:34.300 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables in all of it. 0.95
01:38:44.840 I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that's all, folks. 0.94