Ep 181 - Call a Meth-Head - Listener Call-In
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 38 minutes
Words per Minute
204.56133
Hate Speech Sentences
186
Summary
Tower Gang is back, and this time we have a guest on the show, and it's not a guest who you think you would expect. It's a special guest, and he's not only retarded, but he's also retarded, and that's a good thing.
Transcript
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I've been reprying for another one, and in the background of mine, I was like, it would
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Yeah, by the way, Raven, I see you in the f***ing chat.
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This is literally going to be the worst episode we've ever done.
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Elizabeth is on her period, so she'd be great tonight, but she was like, I want chocolate.
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Yeah, you were f***ing like 15 minutes late in the fucking video.
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I left at like 7.50 to go to get ice cream for her, and I was like, pfft, not going
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Clinton literally pulled, I just don't feel like it.
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To be fair to him, I'm not sure if he was aware when he said that, that Top wasn't going
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to be here already, because Top's a New Yorker right now.
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So, there's that small possibility that maybe he forgot about that, and he was just like,
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Like, that's the whole premise of the show, is we have like five or six people, and so
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it's like we have that flexibility to be able to, like, someone sit out.
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So, I don't know if he thought there were going to be four of us, but no.
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No, he's intentionally trying to tank this show, and it's not going to f***ing happen.
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No, you're intentionally trying to tank the show.
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Also, the only professional podcaster here is technically Toad, because he's keeping all
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Toad is doing a professional show here, because he's the one that gets the money, and we don't
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I swear, every day and day, I get closer to the realization that Toad is a federal agent
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But okay, so what happened is Clint was like, hey...
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Toad messaged Toad and said, hey, Chase Oliver fell out.
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And he was like, Toad, I'll give you $1,000 that you can use on betting.
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And Toad was like, no, I'm going to Porkfest instead.
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But he told him to fuck off, and then Clint got upset.
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He has the game on, because the finals are on right now, which I think...
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Toad already yelled at me already in the backstage.
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But what Toad didn't realize is in behind the scenes, Clint dabbed up fucking Tim.
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And a pivotal part of that movie is where they have to give some Berettas to Baghdad.
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And they were like, nope, there's a ban going from Italy to Iraq.
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And then like, I'm not your monkey over Porkfest.
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He goes, no, I'm taking off next week for Porkfest.
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I don't think he realized it, but there's a whole area where they get naked.
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Log, deflated, like, fucking libertarian boobies.
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Yeah, there are like two women who get naked there.
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Don't you speak to my lawyer like that, faggot.
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Wait till you see the pre-show before you guys showed up with him.
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I don't know if he's actually going to say anything, but this is a guest that Top Lobster
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I said, like, if we're going to do this shit, if it's going to be three of us, I have to
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I don't want to do any call-ins until we get through mailbag and we get through Laney's
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And then, if we really need to squeeze time in for content, if we haven't been able to riff
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the shit of it by then, then we go to the crutch of the audience and...
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Dude, Cole is just coming into this already assuming this is going to be a terrible show.
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I'm digging the vibe the more and more we go on.
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Yeah, I was domestic abuse and I didn't deserve it at all and I looked...
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He's stepping up the game, the production game.
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I think with this more intimate format, he's more able to play around with the production
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I was just hyping up his production value that Tyler brings to the show.
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We'll do a mailbag and then I'll tell you my story about getting abused because, no,
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Working at a fast food joint in the hood, making a goyslop for ends, niggers, while earning
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minimum wage, or your dream job, but you have to watch Toad Edging for two hours at the
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I thought it was a day, and I was fine with it.
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But your other option is literally work your entire life working a shitload of shitty hours
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I mean, it's one of those places you can smoke weed at.
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Or you have to, for a couple hours of every day, just kind of like any of your dream job,
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like literally I'd be doing what I'm doing now, which would be podcasting for a couple
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But that would just mean I'd have to fit into my daily schedule, just kind of sitting there
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There's that thing that people say like you can, like say I really hate licorice.
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Say if I just ate licorice every day in like a month or two, I will like begin to like
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Do you think after a while you'll like watching Toad Edge?
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I just feel like it's the same thing so much that it'd be like, you'd just get, it'd be
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When it says, when it says work your dream job, that isn't like, it actually, watching
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So it really, the question is, would you, because if you're working your dream job, that's
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So like, you can just take that out of the factor.
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Like mathematically speaking, it doesn't exist.
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It's really, do you want to work this awful job for forever or just two hours of day,
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you have to watch some old, some like fucking medically unwell dude try to jerk off for
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It's obviously me, but you would eventually like grow to enjoy it, right?
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I disagree with the premise, but I like the wordplay.
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But it's just be so hard to explain because if family was over and you're like, Hey guys,
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Family comes over and you're like, uh, I would assume that they mean business at like normal
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It's like, it's like a family comes over and you're like, or you have to bring toad on
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Can I pick up another hour earlier in the week?
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Wait, can I just do, can I just do one day where toad edges all day?
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It's just 14 hours of toad just stroking his dick and he's going to sit there just like
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Can we do something else while toad is stroking it?
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I would assume at least as long as it's in your periphery to some.
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Like, no, you have to watch it intently because like, uh, what do they say?
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How many, like, how many, like you work for every eight hours a person actually works.
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So does that work also for this to where if it's, if this is my job, I only have to really
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intensely focus for like two minutes of this thing.
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Can I just say this is actually just training because you would like learn to just kind of
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This is actually describing toad's actual life.
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He watches himself edge multiple hours a day and he has his dream job.
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I mean, it's in a weird kind of psych psychological fucked up way.
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I think it is his dream job in the sense that he likes to torture himself.
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Like he likes the treatment show for Toad would just be him walking into the FBI building, get
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You're like, you're going to ruin these guys' lives.
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And they're, they're like, they're really being mean to me.
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Whenever they, whenever they doubt you, just add a really specific medical story with specific
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Like I feel like he has like a Mad Libs tape to his computer and the pot, like a little
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And then like it's just blank spots for the different person and like a medical condition
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I, by the way, I would, uh, I choose, uh, the being fast food worker.
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I'm not watching, I'm not watching Toad Edge for two hours a day.
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You would rather do that for the rest of your life.
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You're watching a dude stroke his meat in your house around your kids.
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Your kids are like, are you like, what is your deal?
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What I'm saying is like, I feel like if you're securing yourself, you can just be like, yep,
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that's a dick and his hand is moving up and down.
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Because I don't think, they never said you can.
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I'm saying family's over or you're on vacation.
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You're like, oh, I'm finally, like, no, you have to bring them along with you.
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That means you also, like, every time you go on vacation, you have to, like, buy Toad a ticket.
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Like, I think you can really do it like Tom Woods does his podcast episodes and just do,
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I mean, I will give you, that is a strong point.
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That makes it a little bit more unreasonable because it's such a constant.
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But now if there was flexibility, like, PTO, sick days, stuff like that, then maybe we
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No, because it's two hours a day, every day, including the weekend.
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And I would say, I mean, like, if it's that, I just can't.
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I can't have family over and be like, oh, Toad's here.
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The one thing, the one thing, how do I have to explain this to my son?
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Be like, uh, I mean, you can join if you, I mean, no, no, don't join.
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You're really overlooking the part, though, where, uh.
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Not only are you working this really shitty job.
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Not only are you really working this shitty job, though, but you're having to, uh, serve
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It's going to be a violent situation if it's to see you stretch a dick every day.
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Yeah, but honestly, you know what the, uh, you know what the, uh, like, the way out of
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Like, I would see them first time, and I'd just be like, nope, can't, like, and I
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kill them, and be like, I just keep my dream job.
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He just has an intrusive thought, just starts stabbing him.
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They were like, whoever God it was that gave me this, uh, this ultimatum, like, I beat
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It's like, whatever you, what other questions we got?
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Uh, Rich says, what was your guys' worst sexual experience, not including the LP convention
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I've had a super toothy blowjob before when I was in high school.
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Uh, oh, I had a chick that, like, literally sucked it.
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Like, she, like, actually, she was like a, like, pressure, like a vacuum.
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She sucked it so hard, she, uh, uncircumcised Jose.
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I, I'm trying to think of if there was any, like, really bad times, like, either getting
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caught or, like, like, because I didn't have very many sexual, like, things before my wife.
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I mean, I did, I had, like, encounters, but it wasn't.
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I mean, I'm sure you've done the move where you accidentally slip it in the butt real hard
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Oh, I remember once, uh, when I, like, honeymoon stage, I was doing, like, one of these, like,
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tricky type positions and, like, trying to be crafty about it and, like, like, literally
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let it come out and just kind of, with aim, like, literally just go back in and I was
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And then, like, I was just slamming it but doing the thing where I'd literally pull it out
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all the way and then put it back in, but I wasn't guiding it.
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Just accuracy, baby, just fucking pinpoint daggers and just one went a little off kilter
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Yeah, no, literally, so that was, I felt really bad.
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I was going to say, my worst would have to probably be the Tom Woods effect, right?
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Yeah, I mean, that probably would be the worst sexual experience.
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I'm trying to think of anything else I can think of.
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I'm trying to think if there was any time of, like, no, it might have been the next day.
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I mean, basically, like, Elizabeth, like, she started crying in the middle.
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I don't know how much we can squeeze, how much juice we can squeeze out of sexual experiences.
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Wasn't it you or was it Clint who had the, like, piece of shit in your pee hole?
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You might be remembering, I told you guys, I'm sure I probably told this story during
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a tower game before, but I just remember when I was young, I had a buddy who had a subscription
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to a porn website and, like, he gave me the stuff.
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And I remember just, I happened to see on that one of the funniest porns I've ever seen
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in my life because the dude, like, when he busted, he did.
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He had, like, clearly had had a piece of shit in his dick hole.
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And when it launched, it literally, like, bloop.
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And there was, like, a perfect little piece of turd on him.
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So anyways, I just thought it was funny, too, because I, like, the one of the funniest
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parts to me in that, like, little bit is the fact that he then kind of slickly does this
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move where he kind of, like, caresses her face.
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And wipes it off with his thumb ever so slightly.
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And I was just, like, in my head, like, she had no idea.
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And I'm just, like, literally my dick's going limp and I'm just looking, like, amazed.
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And, like, so you know she probably either never knew or found out when she saw the scene later.
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Uh, I think we talked about doing a watch-along with it.
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Does anyone even know what, like, what the vibe of that is?
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Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty up front about what it's about.
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It was funny because you were talking about, um, Top of Clipper Street.
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Um, I was, so I was scrolling Instagram today and I saw one that reminded you what you were
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Not only did they start another stream, they're undermining us.
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It was like a, it seemed like a comedy kind of thing.
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But like, so this girl gets up there and she's just telling a story about how this dude is
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Like during, she ramming her asshole and she was like, just taking it.
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And so he pulled his dick out, puts it in her mouth and she starts sucking it.
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And she said she could feel what only felt like a soggy, uh, you know, those, uh, mulch
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She said it felt like a, and so she pressed it to the roof of her mouth.
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He's streaming them and he's calling it Tower Gang.
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And actually he's all mad and have us genuinely convinced that we're like, is he really going
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I want to see if I can find, I want to see if I can find that video.
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And this girl, like, it wasn't like she was like some like just low down whore.
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Like, she looked like a nice, like, she looked like just a very.
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It was, it wasn't a woman on video sucking dick.
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They were like, nope, this is her first time on stage.
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If it was the actual video, we would get you to me.
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I think I probably would never be able to find it.
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I want to see if I can find this video if I can.
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One more question and we'll have conspiracy extremists on.
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While we get the question set up, bring him on now.
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This is why I was just like, I wasn't even having the filtering mechanism.
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Have you ever been unexpectedly recognized in public?
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I mean, I've gone to events and people are like, oh, who's this?
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I don't think I've ever been recognized in public.
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And he goes, are you watching Luis J. Gomez right now?
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But I feel like I heard this question is recognize you in public, like from the show or something.
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Okay, I thought it was just some dude who like knew you somewhere else or like you would see you somewhere else.
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Because I think he, maybe because Luis called me out as Fat Dave that night.
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I think in the comedy sphere, maybe it happens.
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Because I go to a lot of comedy shows at like the Wilbur in Boston and stuff.
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And it's happened to me a couple of times where I had no idea who this person is.
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They came up to me like, are you Toad from Tower Gang?
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Are you genuinely telling me you've been recognized at just normal comedy events that aren't at all related to like our sphere?
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Like, I guess I can understand like a Legion of Skanks event or something.
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That, at LOS one guy came up to me and he's like, dude, you're the guy who jerked off.
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But no, it's some other like comedy shows that were unrelated to what we do.
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But it's like, I don't expect to be recognized at those.
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If a girl did suck your dick after you put it in her ass and then you found out she did have poop.
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As a woman are willing to like put, let me put my dick in your butt and then also put
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So I mean, I'm already torn on my like respect for women after putting it in her butt.
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Now you've like completely like thrown out the window and then you throw your mouth after.
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If a girl gave you anal, you would also be like disgusting.
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I'll do it this one time, but we're done, bitch.
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But like, I just want to, I just want to know that you really seal a deal when you throw
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I just want to, I want to know that you're down with anything that may happen in the
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I don't want you to want me to put your poop in your mouth.
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I just don't want you to stop when poop gets in your mouth.
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I don't want to poop to be the stop sign during sex.
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I just want it to be, it's a pretty solid stop sign if you think about it.
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It really, the only reason I think guys like it is because it's more of like a domination
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And the craziest thing is she, she was just like, she stuck it to the roof of her mouth.
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You know when you're like chewing gum and you just have that like sensation and you want
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to like push it up like on the roof of your mouth and kind of just like flatten it out?
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The rule is more of a finishing move than a combo breaker.
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I was going to meet everybody and then just be like, but he, I think he probably has like
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He, he can, he can pop in here if he wants, but, uh, that's weird.
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Uh, what are your thoughts on women and, uh, your, you know, your levels of respect for
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Uh, I think anal sex is too close to being gay.
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It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's questionable.
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But it's also, but I mean, but technically it's also really close to having like straight
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Honestly, I mean, Jose has already proved it's a literally a slip away.
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Like, it's literally just like, it is, it also makes me nervous if they could take a
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Like, I mean, that's, I guess a burly woman's poop, but like, it's still not like anything
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It doesn't even like, they have the same poops as us.
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I mean, honestly, they might have bigger poops.
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But that's not true because you just, you just have diarrhea all the time.
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If, if you fuck a chick in the ass, does that like affect the size of their
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I mean, it's kind of like the funnel under which it comes.
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So it's like, it'd be like if you have those like ice cream machines and you swap out the
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little thing on the, you know, on it, like a different shape or whatever, you know, you
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know, gay guys have to eventually like put tampons on their ass to keep their shit in.
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I've, I've, I've, I've once, once you hit 40, I think is the thing.
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I think it's like you start just leaking, right?
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I guess it depends on your level of gayness, but yeah, I'd say generally with a high to
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moderate level of gayness, about 40s, you know, probably you're going to lose your bubble.
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I think it was, I can't remember who it was, but said that this also happens to like porn
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stars, like even like female porn stars that take up to do a lot of anal.
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Just straight up, just wearing diapers at like 35.
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I really feel like male gay porn stars would really have much worse buttholes.
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So I don't understand why you'd say especially women, especially in that creepy way.
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I was like, Top's gone, but we got our meal ticket and Clint, he's still going to be here
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He was like, I can't be on with somebody that doesn't get...
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Like, really talked you up big time to Tim Pool and like PBD and all the other big dogs
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And then you were like, I'm not your monkey, bitch.
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And you're like, I'm not going to just drop everything and go to fucking Virginia or wherever.
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Like, people in the chat, Dave and Liz and whatever, he's telling them to just shit on
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me all the time because it's so out of character.
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We tell all our friends just to fuck with Toad and then they tell their friends to talk
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Since Clint's not here, I got to talk a little shit.
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Clint said he's never, ever said anything mean about Toad.
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And I literally have a video, a clip previously of him saying that Toad has never done anything
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It's like if I said Toad is fat and bald, I would be like, is that mean?
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Like, if I say Chase Oliver sucks a bunch of dicks, if you choose to be offended by that,
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Like, he sucks a bunch of, like, just a bag of dicks every day.
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If you, like, if you've strapped a bunch of dicks together, I guess you could...
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He's really trying to make wordplay happen when he's uncomfortable and angry, and it doesn't
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I feel like we're getting a weird vibe right now.
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Well, my co-host calls me Connie, which sounds so gay, so...
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Your co-host is also Assdick or some shit like that.
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I got it wrong, so no, I don't remember the name.
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You know, you're like ass, dick, ass, ass balls, something like that.
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You know, like, you can run through the rigmarole on your head, you know?
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Dude, it's almost as long as Laney's sweet tranny day.
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By the way, let's peek into the back door of the show.
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This happens all the time because Tyler, like, is so Boomer.
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And so I think they're finally just literally linking the title of the thing.
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So, like, because he did say something about the edit when we were on Owen.
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But Top was like, you know, he likes to be like, oh, I like to be surprised.
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And I was like, well, someone should probably...
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And he was like, well, I don't know if I would.
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And then, like, I don't know if we were just in a moment where we're like, oh, Owen's gone.
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And, like, we just completely disregarded what he said.
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But it's just funny just to see it, like, play this on the 12th of June.
00:36:56.500
By the way, in my defense, you guys say, hey, play the Lainey edit.
00:37:01.840
And I'm like, can you just fucking organize it?
00:38:08.180
Do you want to point out the best compliment I think we've ever gotten?
00:38:51.660
You know, we're talking about how the Libertarian Party needs to be kingmakers.
00:39:00.180
And now, I'm standing next to the president again.
00:39:05.460
Our number one man right now is none other than Chase Oliver.
00:39:09.860
He is the best the Libertarian Party has to offer at the moment.
00:39:16.280
Is there any specific policies that we could actually go like...
00:39:40.780
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I can't breathe!
00:40:11.540
The faggots would love that because they're already fucking trying to delay this whole fucking thing happen fucking convention call
00:40:54.520
Yeah literally the last two times I was actually drunk
00:40:59.360
The first time I wound up jerking off in front of a threesome
00:41:01.860
And the other time I wound up getting kicked out of a bar in front of Robbie the Fire and PK Chris
00:41:38.740
thrilled to have he won't be with us much longer so crypt eddie i want to
00:41:45.600
did they coordinate the end of the show together
00:41:48.120
no offense to you so we like you but i mean when you say things that really really bothers me
00:42:00.320
so uh little diggy could you just go ahead and pull up this graphic and this is going to be a
00:42:04.200
little quick game that we play real quick we'll go around the horn
00:42:08.740
we're just trying to figure out if i get to piss on you in public with that dot
00:42:37.680
this guy has a blood pillow like i don't know oh this is the other thing what was about the blood
00:42:43.480
pillow it's half saturated in blood oh yeah oh yeah so when i shave my head i will i will cut
00:42:52.040
myself periodically and then i will go lay down on the couch and i won't notice so the blood
00:42:57.840
is from my head this is spiritual war and there's a physical war you know why because fuck these
00:43:07.640
all these dumb niggas raising my kids all over the country you gotta be kidding me i do that
00:43:15.260
whenever i act as shit you squeeze your asshole yeah i know i squeeze my penis i swear to god
00:43:20.440
i don't see your fucking messages i had to give my fucking nomination speech which is what i did
00:43:26.740
take the video and someone dub over it tower game tower game tower game with random with random
00:43:40.320
is it laney on hiatus yeah what the fuck dude bro literally just dropped the banger of the century
00:44:03.540
and it was the magnum opus that literally was like they coordinated with laney like you know
00:44:08.220
this is gonna be the last episode so like you know do one with like you have a nice send-off all
00:44:13.220
the different like moments of the show just really you know i think we're about to get yeah they
00:44:17.700
pulled it they pulled quite the prank they ended the show without us and uh they coordinate with
00:44:22.040
laney there we go no they just knew that this was gonna be the best episode in the show's history
00:44:26.720
just stop trying this this is the post-mortem this is not the usually the energy from the
00:44:34.540
laney at once makes me be like yo all right let's keep going but that one's kind of like
00:44:37.900
oh that was could you guys like it was good like it was beautiful ever imagine like when you guys
00:44:44.740
started this that you'd have like this tranny watching your show just banging out fire like edits
00:44:50.600
no guys no no i talked about i actually talked about it with top so i was uh yeah this is i
00:44:57.580
could totally get to miss i was i stayed at top's house like all like for a week it was great it was
00:45:02.480
really fun but uh um yeah i talked about this with him and he was like he was like he gave me the whole
00:45:07.900
lowdown on laney's life it was like and he was like it was like this dude's crazy like had a crazy
00:45:13.560
life like it like you just tell me all about it but yeah it's crazy that like this abuse transsexual
00:45:18.920
japanese i don't know what the fuck's going on there it was amazing he's fucking hot and he's
00:45:23.460
got a hot girlfriend yeah it's wild he's literally outdoing it and he's the best video editor in
00:45:30.300
history yeah he's dude he has a better life than me most people do i use nigga i i've used it
00:45:39.700
i admit it i put the h on it to emphasize it's nigga
00:45:44.300
you know nigga nigga this nigga nigga please nigga you know can you lend a nigga a pencil
00:45:52.940
what kind of example are you setting how niggas gonna borrow a pencil
00:45:56.120
he goes how niggas gonna borrow a fry you gonna give it back
00:46:00.400
wait this is that hot like right no this is this is from boots no this is from boondock saints
00:46:06.120
that's the uh playing on the motif of that bitch who just like at like big time it's like was any
00:46:13.560
any of you guys were you like a little bit upset i mean like i know obviously she has the winning
00:46:17.940
formula but it's like we've been saying hard r for a long time no no i'm kind of mad dude it's
00:46:22.920
crazy we rode some good waves of success of outrage but we have not been able to squeeze any
00:46:27.800
outrage over our behavior for a long time dude i know it's crazy like back to this point we don't
00:46:31.920
have tits and i told my wife i told like i told elizabeth i was like i mean i do but but i told
00:46:36.840
this like this could have been you i was like you like and she was like i've been saying it
00:46:40.080
dude she's up to a hundred thousand followers and fucking famous in like three days
00:46:49.460
about this bitch i'm like dude i say nigger all the time it's not i mean i'm telling you all you
00:46:54.520
need is tits she didn't even use the hard r she did not even draw and actually she doesn't have
00:46:57.920
like no she doesn't really have much attention to have she's hot though and actually she actually
00:47:02.640
i was showed elizabeth a uh all the backlash just really made me you know just really do a deep dive
00:47:09.860
like do a soul search and after all that i still couldn't find a care you're gonna call us racist
00:47:16.520
you're gonna actually i i do respect her for tripling down on it i appreciate that she she she stands
00:47:22.700
on business all right like she was like i will say that wasn't a hard one to stand on although
00:47:27.060
she did get like surprisingly i don't i mean i don't know maybe this was some psyop but i really
00:47:31.860
think this blew up and then she lost her job and because of that then it blew up even further because
00:47:36.060
once something like that like a substantive thing she's a woman she's retarded it's not it blows up
00:47:40.200
like if she hadn't lost her job it would have been like kind of semi-funny semi-viral and would
00:47:44.780
have been a big deal but i think i gotta go back and like talk to my handlers and make sure she's
00:47:48.860
not a co-worker of mine she was like honestly i should probably hit on her she's kind of like
00:47:54.320
you dude she's uh that would be an hr violation waiting to happen right i've seen this but this
00:48:01.860
happens every time like anybody like like everybody's like it's a plant it's i'm like
00:48:07.300
like yes them people saying nigger online is a plant okay every time whatever whatever yeah i just
00:48:12.700
don't think we're all plants even though she blew up i think people are just that the funny thing
00:48:17.920
is though that actually said nigger holy shit that actually is a thing though because you know i
00:48:21.780
kind of like play in the parapolitics world and like and there's a lot of lefties in there and
00:48:25.340
that is kind of their their the way they look at things like the people who say shit like that say
00:48:29.980
wild anything wild at all even like a little bit offensive they're like oh that's probably a nose job
00:48:35.040
probably fed like she had a nose job i don't think she actually did but there is that theory it
00:48:42.580
looks like yeah it was huge why does she do something if she's gonna get her nose done get
00:48:47.840
her tits done like what are we doing here no don't don't mess with those different reasons
00:48:51.740
you know why she got a nose job yeah well yeah if the theory is correct undercover dog
00:48:58.440
they were like we gotta remove the one thing that like uh differentiates y'all everybody from us
00:49:05.360
why do you think most plastic surgeons are jews did i play that uh that plastic surgery video i
00:49:12.640
uh it's on like tyler if you can get that this was crazy so i don't know like uh i can't remember who
00:49:18.360
it was it was a guy in the in one of our tower gang chats was uh said that now like so this is a
00:49:25.740
video all about botox and apparently that is like blowing up like botox like like clinics are blowing up
00:49:31.940
to where everybody's getting like injections now like young like 18 20 years old getting injections
00:49:37.160
like weekly and i was like so i played this uh i don't know if tyler's gonna be able to bring it
00:49:42.460
up in time but it's it's on my twitter he saw it but like it was like you're begging me to get
00:49:47.720
something in this chat no it's on my ex it's on my ex you're such a piece of shit because we were
00:49:53.760
talking about no jobs it made me think about no regard whatsoever for the staff just like just find
00:49:58.980
it bitch it's out there it's like it's like the most recent one he even liked it i know tyler
00:50:06.980
liked it we didn't pay this guy can you imagine if we ever have paid employees when you say most
00:50:12.600
recent are you just talking about like random last month no it was two days it was like a day it was
00:50:18.740
yesterday like i'll literally send you like oh my god all right i have the finals on my phone that i'm
00:50:29.000
watching and see there you go yes okay yeah bitches get botox how is this content no this is because how
00:50:37.740
you're doing how many units of botox do you have do i really have to answer how old i am 41 32 units
00:50:45.740
emma how old are you 22 how many units of botox do you have 32 jody how old are you 55 and how many
00:50:52.840
units of botox do you have 64. lauren how old are you 24 and how many units of botox do you have they
00:51:18.460
I have 20 in my face and I have 25 in each of my trapezius muscles to help with migraines.
00:51:54.460
I was like, would you rather have your daughter end up like this or come home from college
00:52:03.460
Like they go off to college and you've seen those videos where they shave their head or
00:52:15.460
Dude, you gotta go with the lesbian because this shit right here is not reversible.
00:52:21.460
Like the lesbian chick, there's a chance she could change, right?
00:52:28.460
That's why I was like, that's a good question because I was like, this is crazy.
00:52:37.460
You're like making a certain stereotype and that's what they are.
00:52:43.460
I really feel like it's more of like a constant.
00:52:45.460
Like once they enter that state, that's just their state.
00:52:48.460
And there's no like, oh, because they're so like-
00:52:51.460
But now like the college bitch, that like especially going that hard, like blue haired, lesbian,
00:53:00.460
Yes, because you can't like have a phase of Botox.
00:53:02.460
Like once you go to where like I had a sentence-
00:53:05.460
It's not even the Botox, it's the whole lifestyle.
00:53:09.460
Once you start injecting Botox, like once you stop, like your whole face will just droop.
00:53:23.460
What if we just like, I was like, can someone crop just the foreheads and we'll play a game
00:53:38.460
Because literally look at that forehead, you can't tell.
00:53:45.460
And if you look at every one of them, they all look the fucking same.
00:53:48.460
Like they have no like wrinkles like to show like any type of emotion or any type of facial like features.
00:53:57.460
But I really don't- I honestly might go like you said, I think I would go the blue haired lesbian as my daughter.
00:54:07.460
You know all these bitches look fake in real life.
00:54:09.460
Like have you ever seen one of these people in real life?
00:54:18.460
You also look like a character from Big Mouth, CD.
00:54:27.460
Well, Connie, while we have you here, before we boot you out-
00:54:34.460
Everyone in the chat keeps bitching that we haven't let you talk.
00:54:37.460
But do you have anything you want to contribute to the conversation?
00:54:45.460
I'm really disappointed that Clint didn't show up.
00:54:53.460
I think you guys have made it a lot better with him not here in a way.
00:55:02.460
He's the only member of Tower Gang who doesn't follow me on Twitter.
00:55:07.460
He's got like almost 200,000 followers or some shit.
00:55:31.460
If you guys want to jump in, we have the fucking link out on Twitter, I guess.
00:55:45.460
It really looks like Layton if Layton was like.
00:55:46.460
Did you see that fucking tweet I shared in the group chat?
00:55:50.460
I mean, it's kind of mean to Layton, but I said it'll look like Layton shaved.
00:55:53.460
It's like Layton got like a cool haircut and was like, if he started smoking, like not
00:56:21.460
I just want to say I'm looking for love right now.
00:56:24.460
So if anyone's got a like a portly cousin or a homely sister that needs to be taken care
00:56:37.460
I had this guy who literally used to go undercover in neo-Nazi groups.
00:56:40.460
And at one point he went deep into like the theories of like how infiltrating groups
00:56:45.460
and how sometimes you might have to like sleep with one of the dude's like fat, ugly
00:57:01.460
Is there a correlation between fatty lovers and feds?
00:57:06.460
I will say the way he described it is like literally they put him into like a, the FBI
00:57:11.460
started having him like go into nature and like start exercising stuff to like to meet
00:57:17.460
And so literally he got, I started exercising, getting into nature and, and like doing blow
00:57:22.460
with all blue blow with all these like neo-Nazis and shit and banging fat chicks.
00:57:26.460
And I was like, dude, if I got sold that job to me as an 18 year old, I'd be like, sign
00:57:31.460
I think the stream yard link is on Twitter, right?
00:57:41.460
Plus it was funny that he literally went on about fucking fat chicks as a fed.
00:57:48.460
I actually, I think I have two fat cousins, but one's married.
00:57:51.460
One's about the ones like not engaged, but she's dating somebody.
00:57:56.460
If I can use them for us citizenship, then I'm definitely in.
00:58:22.460
No, I thought it was Anarcho-Texan or homie, but go on.
00:58:26.460
Like he's, he is a citizen in the United States.
00:58:31.460
I mean, I thought he was just playing off the Mexican thing.
00:58:33.460
No, I was going to say, I have multiple fat cousins, but they're all dudes.
00:58:44.460
I was going to ask, if you were getting, if you wanted a green card to the United States,
00:58:55.460
Bro, that dude, just make a friend, just make a buddy in the United States.
00:58:59.460
Plus you probably get some weird handout from the, like the government.
00:59:10.460
If I just show up illegally, can I get like free hotels and shit?
00:59:18.460
And then you, if you come up here to Boston, at least they'll let you like live in schools
00:59:35.460
They want them from like El Salvador or some shit.
00:59:48.460
I think I would if I really needed a green card.
00:59:58.460
I don't even know why we're like sitting here debating this.
01:00:01.460
If you don't have to fuck the dude, it's literally just on paper.
01:00:06.460
And you could even have one of that like a moment like they did in the proposal
01:00:17.460
And now it's not going to be, you know, you're not Ryan Reynolds and you're not, and she's
01:00:23.460
not Sandra Bullock, but you know, it's you and your buddy Jim.
01:00:33.460
I once committed to a gay relationship and adopted a baby and left the dude with it.
01:00:44.460
I think, uh, I guess we'll, you got anything else for us?
01:00:47.460
Otherwise I think we'll probably move on to another caller.
01:00:55.460
So abrogate is literally looks, but before you guys, before you talk, you remember,
01:01:00.460
you always have to introduce yourself as a pedophile.
01:01:02.460
Whenever you like, uh, he looks like he's doing meth with Mark random right now.
01:01:18.460
You're probably just chilling out in the woods somewhere, aren't you?
01:01:28.460
He has like a fucking giant, like a, like a, what is it?
01:01:37.460
Like, like you said, he's just taking like young children to it.
01:01:41.460
He does have a perfect location to do some weird, crazy shit like that.
01:02:03.460
I don't know if you knew this, but look around.
01:02:10.460
This is the, like the, the lifeblood of America.
01:02:15.460
Literally abrogate does actually look like my neighbor.
01:02:21.460
Well, they do smell like meth, but they sell meth.
01:02:25.460
They're running a chop shop out of the, uh, like next door, honestly, because there's
01:02:30.460
cars always coming in and like, it's different and they're working on them.
01:02:33.460
So I don't know what the fuck's going on there.
01:02:35.460
He basically just looks like half the dudes in Alabama.
01:02:42.460
There's a line between salt of the earth working man and, and meth head.
01:02:45.460
And it's very, you know, it's very, it's very close.
01:02:59.460
I want to put toad on the one wheel and I think it's going to kill him.
01:03:06.460
Like the thing you like hook them to and roll them?
01:03:13.460
It's like a, it's, it's like a hoverboard type of thing.
01:03:20.460
It's like, it's like a fucking gnarly skateboard.
01:03:23.460
Oh, it's a skateboard combined with a unicycle.
01:03:26.460
You're saying that's the method of killing toad.
01:03:28.460
Like you literally give him one of those and just be like, go down the slope.
01:03:35.460
And then, uh, boom, I'm just off the side of a mountain and I'm dead.
01:03:38.460
Have him go down a hill, like a wood, a heavily wooded hill.
01:03:42.460
I'm taking three of them to pork fest and one of them is going to kill him.
01:03:46.460
Or just, or just like, honestly, just give them one and be like, just ride in Boston with
01:03:55.460
People in Boston actually fucking ride those things like down like the train platforms
01:03:59.460
I'm like, first of all, you're a fucking asshole.
01:04:00.460
Second of all, how are you not like falling right off the train platform into the middle
01:04:32.460
Alright, are we going to really watch this whole real of fails?
01:04:39.460
This isn't just people, you know, looking at fucking fails on their phone, Cole.
01:04:44.460
Yeah, we do have other, we do have a few other videos as well if we want.
01:05:01.460
You skipped like a lot of it, what the fuck is that?
01:05:14.460
I don't, I'm trying to take care of some business.
01:05:17.460
I don't want to get other people out here doing what I got to do.
01:05:30.460
Yo, yo, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's hand sanitizer.
01:05:43.460
She went to the hand sanitizer and bumped a couple in her mouth.
01:05:47.460
But the funniest part is, I would her over the fucking Shrek behind her that was giving her bad looks.
01:06:01.460
Like, just, I wish I could be a part of these situations.
01:06:06.460
Like, just be a guy like in the back of the store and just like, are you fucking seeing this?
01:06:12.460
They still have the six foot social distancing signs in there too and fucking 7-Eleven.
01:06:17.460
We went to Gatorland and they still had them there too.
01:06:27.460
No, I thought you were about to say something and I thought you got cut off because of the
01:06:42.460
If your kid is gay, ask them if they had a superpower, what would it be?
01:06:47.460
And if they say to control the weather, they're gay.
01:06:57.460
That was a podcast clip and it was a gay guy saying, if you want to know if your son or
01:07:00.460
daughter is gay, ask him if they could have a superpower, what would it be?
01:07:09.460
And I was like, this is too many things crossing over because I was like, I mean, you got Jewish.
01:07:17.460
Well, if they're Jewish, they already can control the weather.
01:07:23.460
So they're either gay or weirdly smart, but not smart because it's not the best superpower.
01:07:27.460
But like, if you really extrapolate what controlling the weather.
01:07:32.460
It is because it's like, this is a non-Jewish person saying, if I had a superpower, it would
01:07:39.460
Can you imagine if you could literally rain down like storms on the fucking entire world.
01:07:44.460
Like if you had that kind of power at your command, you could rule nations, dude.
01:07:49.460
Wasn't it, um, was Storm gay in the X-Men comics?
01:07:55.460
She was getting dicked down by a fucking Black Panther.
01:08:10.460
I do really like that they were just like, who's the one other black guy like in Marvel?
01:08:29.460
Her and Wolverine were fucking for a while, which that's kind of an interesting pairing.
01:08:39.460
She's like a Nubian princess, probably like 6'6", some shit.
01:08:47.460
Yeah, that's like me and my next girlfriend if my wife ever leaves me.
01:09:06.460
We told him we were like, hey, we're coming to Tampa and we're going to like chill and
01:09:21.460
You literally the day before mentioned you were going to the beach.
01:09:30.460
Jose's trying to maintain that fear about something else.
01:09:36.460
We literally went to the Tampa beach, had a lot of fun down there.
01:09:56.460
We were talking about maybe one day setting up some sort of live studio.
01:10:01.460
And he had said something about hanging out at some point.
01:10:04.460
I want to say he was saying like with you guys up there or something.
01:10:09.460
That is where I took the gay photo of Toppin' Raven.
01:10:12.460
Now the Tampa thing, the beach, you guys just mentioned to me the day prior.
01:10:18.460
And I was like, literally it was like party night.
01:10:25.460
Yeah, this guy has definitely asked me for money multiple times in a parking lot.
01:10:30.460
He's like, hey man, can I hold a dollar, brother?
01:10:37.460
You know how many times I fucking heard that shit?
01:10:47.460
I walk through Cell Station in Boston every fucking day.
01:10:51.460
I feel like I put on a good don't fucking talk to me face.
01:11:16.460
And they ask you something, don't even acknowledge them.
01:11:37.460
Some homeless person will be like, you have money?
01:11:41.460
That is the funniest thing to do is like, is they be like, hey man, you got a dollar?
01:11:49.460
And then just go and like, go use like a vending machine right next to them.
01:11:53.460
Just like, actually like, pull up and be like, it doesn't get like, three fucking Reese's or
01:12:45.460
Abrogate, we have somebody else in the back and they're just the younger version of-
01:12:48.460
We have the younger version of you, so we'll talk to you later, brother.
01:12:58.460
Here, I'll bring him in real quick, just so he can-
01:13:16.460
I was just wondering if you guys had any money I could borrow.
01:13:21.460
You're looking more ask for money face than usual, actually.
01:13:29.460
It's like, I can take you to McDonald's and I'll buy you some food.
01:13:36.460
No, that's what you have to do to them because they'll always say no.
01:13:47.460
I don't even care to get to the bottom of their lies.
01:13:53.460
Elizabeth is the complete opposite and I've told the story before where we were walking
01:13:56.460
in like downtown Mobile and there was literally a guy, like a homeless dude just laying on
01:14:02.460
the street, like on the sidewalk and he was just laying there and Elizabeth saw him
01:14:06.460
and oddly said, ew, and just kept like right next to him.
01:14:29.460
Well, TikTok's really got a lot of censorship though, so that wouldn't work.
01:14:34.460
She should do like woman on the street type of thing and just react to things like that.
01:14:37.460
If TikTok would let you say nigger on there, we could do gangbusters with Liz.
01:14:45.460
She- I told her she could have been that woman.
01:14:48.460
Like, it's technically like- and she's still saying it.
01:14:51.460
She put out a fun- a fucking- no, no, it was a- she sent like a screenshot of something
01:14:57.460
that she was going to say and it was a cop like-
01:15:06.460
Something like the- the- the- the feeling after you finally- you finally killed that
01:15:13.460
I don't know if she tweeted it, but it was so fucking funny.
01:15:20.460
They're coming from Liz, like the cute girl, like fucking like profile pic.
01:15:30.460
Like, they're just like- there's something like- and that's what separates like the guy-
01:15:34.460
like, when you're talking about sports, like professional sports, there's some guys
01:15:39.460
And there's some people in there that just love the sport.
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Honestly, it's taking- like, for me, for all of us, it's taking away from our lives,
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If that happened to her, like, if she got busted like that chick did, she'd get fired
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I don't know if Liz would handle it the same way.
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She'd be able to successfully drift it into a conservative media job.
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Why are you scrolling through your wife's Twitter?
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I think you were looking for the tweet of the cop, I guess, but-
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You should just have her put out short-form content-
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If there's content like that on Twitter, with the likes being private now, too, and cute
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girl stuff, like, that type of content's gonna do gangbusters now.
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Like, if you're saying, like, offensive hot girl stuff, that's gonna go, like, racist hot
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girl shit, the likes are gonna be nuts because no one can see it.
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You need to have your chick do, like, every day, one little, like, minute rant and fucking,
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In a low cut, like, tank top or some shit like that.
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And now, with the likes private, it's even better.
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Like, it's like, you can see the most fucked up shit and people are just gonna like it because
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it's hot girl and it's fucked up and no one can see it.
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We now know why two Janesville Craig High School teachers resigned.
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The former teachers are Jennifer Larson and Alexia Saldaris.
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According to the school's investigation, Saldaris admitted to sending the student five
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The report shows the two also admitted to sending inappropriate messages to students
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saying they wanted to, quote, have fun with them.
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Police are now investigating to see if criminal charges should be filed.
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One of them saying that's make the room stink is hot and the other one that's just gross.
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One of them should be arrested for this and the other shouldn't.
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I think Clint said it before about how this should all be, like, based upon the hotness
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But now, with them being together, does that somehow shield the one a little bit?
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Or, because it was part of some sort of group sex thing.
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So, as like a high school kid, you're like, yo, two bitches.
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If you're that kid, you're a fucking king, dude.
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You'd only do a three-way at that age for the clout, though.
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So, do you go for the clout or the experience and just go with the hot chick?
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This is a situation where, like, eight plus three equals four.
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I said, this is a situation where eight plus three equals four.
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So, the entirety of the threesome becomes a four because that bitch is so...
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I think the bitch, the three only knocks the bitch.
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With her being involved, it only takes the eight down to, like, a six, I would say.
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Dude, also, dude, also, yeah, well, that's, that's how she's getting away with it.
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She's four feet tall, she's like, I'm only 12, guys.
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Can you imagine getting the level of whoredom to where you're fucking kids?
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What happened to that poor girl at a young age?
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If this is true, though, that's actually really fucking awesome.
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I don't feel like this woman is the result of a good, good, uh, good family.
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Good, good, uh, I don't know what's the word of my childhood.
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Like, I was just thinking, like, the level of whore you have to get to be, like, a cute chick
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She got to fuck all these fucking ripped, not ripped, I guess.
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That's why she was doing it, too, because her husband is like this.
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Her husband is like this, like, fat white dude.
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Yeah, it's like when they have the old guy porn and they bring the black guy in, it's that guy.
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So, do you think each of them had a boy they wanted?
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Or it was two boys wanted the blonde haired chick and then, like, the other one was, like, she was like, I'm gonna bring my friend along.
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The boy being groomed by the ugly bitch might have been an uglier boy.
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Like, you have the option between hot sex or literally being molested.
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Yeah, like, there's no way, like, one guy was like, like one, these are 15 year olds, say 15, maybe 16.
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Yeah, I think that cop does work for Amtrak now.
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No 16 year old boy is going for that fat, ugly one at all, ever.
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A 16 year old boy, if you're a virgin and you're ugly, you're going for that hole, man.
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I said that quickly, and then I realized, like, 16 year old me.
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That's when there is, when it's the only option.
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But I'm saying there is the other option right there as well.
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I mean, I wouldn't put any effort into it as a 16 year old.
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But now, like, if I was somewhere and she started rubbing my dick, I might be like, okay.
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It's like, you know, when a dude gets into porn, they have to fuck dudes first before they can fuck chicks?
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It's like, it's like that, but it's like, you gotta fuck this ugly bitch first.
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I got that contract, and I read all the way through it.
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Like, do they just tell you, like, you have to suck my cock?
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Only five more butt stuff so I get a sniff of a vagina.
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Like, they said, sorry, you like to skip the pussy while we're skipping it on you.
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Imagine being the male porn star, and like, so you have all your shoots, like, and there's
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like a, like, it's like, okay, you have to do whatever, 20 shoots with dudes.
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And then, like, you have a calendar, and it's like, circle the date of finally a woman.
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And you're like, you're like, it's like, like, all the kids, like, waiting for the big day.
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It's just like, circle the calendar, finally get some snizz.
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Tyler, what's the legal on this, if he's breaking his NDA on this one?
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Well, first of all, he's gotta fuck to make the contract even work, so.
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There's no way that would be a sustainable business model.
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Like, how would you get male actors that want to, because, like, everyone's like, as a young guy, you're like, oh, that'd be cool, be a porn star, fuck chicks.
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But now if you're like, all right, but you gotta get buttfucked a few times, and you're like, well, that really doesn't sell it as much now.
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Like, how many dudes are there that's like, yeah, I'll take 10 dicks in the butt so I can fuck chicks in the rag?
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Because you have this hot chick looking at you right there, it's like, that's the prize.
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You gotta get railed by these, like, 10 dudes, and then you got this hot chick right here waiting for you, bro.
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Like, even the horniest I've ever been in my life, I'd never be like, yeah, I'd take 10 buttfuckings just to get laid.
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You usually go for that stuff, and you can brush it off and be like, at least I'm getting money, and you would take one.
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Yeah, dude, you'd be like, oh, two hours of watching a guy age.
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That's a lot different than having to literally do gay sex.
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Were you, like, rubbing foreheads with another dude or something?
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Have you ever set up a foursome and be like, let's make it stanky?
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You can't rape them, because they're always down for it.
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Oh, yeah, because I told you to put money on Tatum having 40.
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Celtics having this implosion that's not going to be good.
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How is Top going to watch this and rank how you guys did?
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I think he's going to be really sour about this.
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So I think Top is no matter what was going to hate this.
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Like lemonade of lemons made sense and then peeing in it was perfect.
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Most of the people that came up though are like people we've known for a long time.
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He's going to say that me and like Jose was like mid.
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I think me and you had our moments where we were.
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Like I'm good about like kind of trying to control the flow.
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You're more of a just try to crank out content.
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I'm going to smack your ass whenever I want to.
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I mean if it's just kind of a chance encounter.
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I think it was just cause I cussed my hand in a certain way.
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You gotta catch on a playful mood for that one.
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I don't know if you guys want to try to squeeze more out of this,
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We are not going to let him because it's going to suck.
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Elizabeth, you can come in here and explain yourself.
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She's going to be like, I don't have makeup on and my tits are out.
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Why don't we just stick around and just do a talk?
01:33:36.680
You said you had three headlines this next week.
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I was on Kelly Patrick's show twice, the second of which got super degenerate.
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I was on Break the Cycle with Josh Smith post-LNC.
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And I was on Horseshoes and Hand Grenades with Conspiracy Extremists.
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As you mentioned, I'm headlining multiple things at the emo tent, including Dairy Queen's
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Actually, I'm going to be on Kelly Patrick's show at some point.
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And he goes, he was like, can I give you an interview?
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And I said, is this because Toad was talking about my sexual proclivities on your podcast?
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Like, I haven't actually nailed down a date yet.
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I think right now it's like, uh, like July 7th or 27th.
01:34:58.760
Uh, Dave Smith was on Nephilim death squad with Clint.
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I asked, I called, I called top and I said, should I watch this?
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I was like, all right, that's good enough for me.
01:35:13.420
You had this FBI guy and you talked about him a little bit.
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I'm really just trying to con him into a false sense of security of like, yo, we were really
01:35:33.260
We, my buddy Ken Silva, a journalist, uh, he's been in a few different places, does from
01:35:39.960
But, uh, he came to me and he was like, Hey, I have this guy I've been talking to.
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Cause he's just kind of completely open to talk about whatever.
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And he used to be like one of the guys undercover and neo-Nazis and stuff.
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And I mean, there's a lot of shit that you hear in this interview that you're like, I
01:35:56.160
Maybe that's made up, but there is stuff that's documented and true.
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Like there's all sorts of, you know, paper trails of this guy.
01:36:01.760
This guy was doing undercover informant type stuff.
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And yeah, uh, dude's wild and he's pretty, he's not ashamed of it at all.
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And he does, uh, we just kind of let him talk and he kind of said all the quiet shit out
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So yeah, it's a, it's honestly, he's like, is he for real too?
01:36:23.340
Like, I mean, I think some of the shit he said, no, I mean like, is he like a legit FBI
01:36:26.120
guy or is he just like, I think I'm an FBI guy.
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There's a whole, he's been on CNN as a talking head and MSNBC and all these different places.
01:36:42.120
Like, and I don't know why, just, just not a lot of people's really tapped to talking to
01:36:46.320
And he tells his story about how, Hey, someone over there said that, uh, this guy may be a
01:36:52.800
So he starts a website that blames him, passes out business cards that says this guy's a
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I mean, this is the kind of shit he, and he just was talking about it.
01:37:01.840
I literally, there were times I like, I don't know if you caught me smiling and stuff.
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It was cause it was me trying to be like, don't say anything.
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Cause you're like, in my head, you're like, yo, what the fuck?
01:37:18.320
Clint recently had Viva Fry on, who's a piece of shit.
01:37:23.540
I watched that podcast a little bit and I made fun of Tyler a little bit.
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It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables in all of it.
01:38:44.840
I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that's all, folks.