Tower Gang - June 22, 2024


Ep 182 - Endless Chimpin' w⧸ The Raven

Topics
Porkfest t-shirt sales keys forgetfulness Black Wall Street betting addiction unsubscribe podcast Toad's Jewiness chimp culture endless chimpin' contentment and complaining cat breeding operation Tower Gang marketing business idea
Hosted by
Toad Tyler (Janke) Clint Russell Jose Galison Cole TopLobsta Layne
Mentioned
Team Clint Danielle Smith Luke Mark Vestibule Dude Jose Liberty Lockdown David Steve Carell Joe Rogan Tower Gang Jesus Christ Kyle Nigga Tim Pool Elizabeth The Hawk Tua Shane Gillis Topps Mike Owen Benjamin Thomas Sewell Ryan Gosling and 46 more
Ep 181 - Call a Meth-Head - Listener Call-In Ep 183 - Horsejew Theory

Episode Stats


Length

2 hours and 7 minutes

Words per minute

215.55

Word count

27,556

Sentence count

3,091

Harmful content

Misogyny

173

sentences flagged

Toxicity

1,453

sentences flagged

Hate speech

280

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Summary

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Porkfest is over and we're back at it again with another episode of The Tower Gang! This week, the boys talk about their first time at Porkfest, Chase's wife, and more. Also, we have a special guest on the show this week, and it's not a good one.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Wow.
00:00:01.000 Sheriff.
00:00:02.000 Wow!
00:00:03.000 I'm gonna go see one.
00:00:07.000 I'm gonna close you one.
00:00:16.000 I can't hear you!
00:00:21.000 I'm gonna close you one.
00:00:26.000 I hate it.
00:00:38.000 Don't ever do it again. 1.00
00:00:39.000 Holy shit! 1.00
00:00:41.000 Am I trippin'? 0.99
00:00:43.000 Welcome to Tower Gang, guys.
00:00:44.000 I've done too many drugs at Porkfest, I think. 0.98
00:00:46.000 Oh, shut up about Porkfest. 1.00
00:00:48.000 I will literally stab you. 1.00
00:00:49.000 I swear to God, I knew he was gonna fucking lead in with Porkfest. 1.00
00:00:53.000 He was! 0.99
00:00:54.000 He can't help himself!
00:00:55.000 Humble brag.
00:00:56.000 He did it on purpose.
00:00:57.000 It's premeditated. 0.78
00:00:58.000 I'm not bragging that I'm at the most homosexual event ever designed. 0.96
00:01:02.000 Dude, I got a message today from somebody.
00:01:05.000 They sent me your post about you literally...
00:01:08.000 He's talking about Chase Oliver and Porkfest in the same post and drinking a virgin drink.
00:01:13.000 And then someone sent me that post and said,
00:01:16.000 This has to be the most irritating thing in the world to you, isn't it?
00:01:18.000 And I said, yes it is.
00:01:19.000 I was like, it's infuriating. 1.00
00:01:21.000 Dude, your wife is a monster. 1.00
00:01:23.000 I'm being fucking funny. 1.00
00:01:25.000 Dude, she's trying to throw me off my fucking sobriety. 1.00
00:01:29.000 I make a funny fucking tweet. 1.00
00:01:31.000 Alright. 0.99
00:01:32.000 I'm not gonna give up my sobriety.
00:01:34.000 I can see where this energy is going already.
00:01:36.000 Yeah, I know. 1.00
00:01:37.000 This is my fucking life. 1.00
00:01:38.000 He can't help himself. 1.00
00:01:41.000 I'm not your monkey, motherfucker. 1.00
00:01:43.000 God. 1.00
00:01:44.000 No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:01:45.000 I love the energy. 0.99
00:01:46.000 I'm not your fucking monkey. 1.00
00:01:47.000 Rip. 0.99
00:01:48.000 To be fair, you guys all jumped him just because he was like,
00:01:54.000 Hey guys, by the way, I'm at an event right now streaming live from it.
00:01:57.000 No.
00:01:58.000 No.
00:01:59.000 People knew he was at an event.
00:02:00.000 He made it very clear that he was at Porkfest instead of going to Timcast.
00:02:03.000 I'm just gonna put that out there.
00:02:04.000 He made it very clear. 0.98
00:02:05.000 That is not what I'm fucking doing. 0.95
00:02:07.000 I could not do Timcast on Friday. 0.95
00:02:09.000 Tim wouldn't have even had me on anyway, but I could not get Thursday, Friday off. 0.98
00:02:13.000 So what the fuck do you want me to do? 0.93
00:02:14.000 Oh, I thought he was gonna have you on. 0.99
00:02:16.000 He was gonna have you on the plane.
00:02:18.000 On the plane.
00:02:19.000 I would suggest express gratitude for the opportunity and maybe express a little social tact on how
00:02:25.000 you maybe can actually, can't meet this, but I'm glad you put my name out in consideration.
00:02:30.000 Something along those lines.
00:02:31.000 That's what I tried to do at first, but everybody just comes after me. 0.99
00:02:33.000 No, get the fuck out of here. 0.99
00:02:34.000 Oh, get out. 1.00
00:02:36.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.98
00:02:37.000 It's crazy. 1.00
00:02:38.000 Go back to the chat logs, motherfucker. 1.00
00:02:43.000 I almost believe him. 1.00
00:02:44.000 Like, he says it with such conviction that I almost believe it.
00:02:48.000 I'm like, maybe I was wrong.
00:02:50.000 He's a perfect gaslighter.
00:02:52.000 Like, it's just because...
00:02:54.000 So he's gaslighting me, right? 0.98
00:02:55.000 It's only because he's taking advantage of a bunch of dudes that have, like, really short attention spans and don't remember what the fuck happened last week. 0.98
00:03:01.000 So he's like, he can gaslight you guys. 0.97
00:03:03.000 Yeah.
00:03:04.000 I mean, I'm not... 0.98
00:03:05.000 You're all fucking gaslighting me. 0.98
00:03:06.000 I don't, like, keep track of the chat like that. 1.00
00:03:08.000 So he could totally gaslight me.
00:03:09.000 Like, maybe he did say this.
00:03:10.000 I don't know.
00:03:11.000 By the way, Clint messaged me and said, Tower Gang tonight?
00:03:14.000 With a question mark.
00:03:15.000 So I don't know if he's just gonna...
00:03:16.000 Really?
00:03:17.000 I messaged him yesterday and I was like...
00:03:19.000 Bring him on. 0.99
00:03:20.000 Just tell him to come on because that'd be fucking dope. 1.00
00:03:22.000 He said he's sick though. 0.99
00:03:23.000 I mean, maybe he's feeling up too.
00:03:24.000 I messaged him yesterday. 0.99
00:03:25.000 This is all fucked up. 0.96
00:03:26.000 This is why I made the backwards intro. 1.00
00:03:27.000 Clint's sick.
00:03:28.000 Probably off the show.
00:03:29.000 Toad's dying soon.
00:03:31.000 Maybe off the show.
00:03:32.000 I don't know what's going on.
00:03:34.000 Yeah.
00:03:35.000 This is why...
00:03:36.000 This show that we...
00:03:37.000 Yeah.
00:03:38.000 And what we were gonna do...
00:03:39.000 We made a whole other group chat.
00:03:44.000 Sorry, Toad.
00:03:45.000 I'm just gonna put it out there.
00:03:46.000 We made a whole other group chat and we were just like...
00:03:48.000 This is gonna be...
00:03:49.000 Make a whole other one.
00:03:50.000 It's existed for...
00:03:51.000 Sorry, it has existed.
00:03:52.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:03:53.000 It's existed in perpetuity essentially.
00:03:54.000 It already existed.
00:03:55.000 It already existed.
00:03:56.000 And we added some other people too and we were like, alright, how are we gonna get
00:03:58.000 over this?
00:03:59.000 What do we gotta do?
00:04:00.000 What are the things we have to do to keep Clint on the show?
00:04:03.000 And it came down to... 0.99
00:04:07.000 Give a fuck about the show? 0.99
00:04:09.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:04:10.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:11.000 So what I was gonna say, I started this in the pre-show.
00:04:14.000 Go watch the pre-show.
00:04:15.000 Tyler, he'll give you how to get...
00:04:17.000 I'm in the show on time. 0.99
00:04:18.000 I run pretty much all the accounts, all the shit. 1.00
00:04:22.000 I don't fucking sleep in. 1.00
00:04:23.000 What do you want? 0.99
00:04:24.000 Sir, this is an HR meeting and we at the HR at Tower Gang Industries...
00:04:28.000 Those are solid points.
00:04:30.000 Wait, Clint is like, he is telling Toad, you don't take the show seriously enough, but
00:04:36.000 Toad is here 30 minutes before the show.
00:04:38.000 Clint, we start the show usually when Clint gets here.
00:04:41.000 We were actually... 0.66
00:04:42.000 We started at fucking 9.05 today, but we were just chatting in. 0.91
00:04:45.000 We literally got here. 0.95
00:04:46.000 We were like, let's start.
00:04:47.000 And we're like, no, we should probably wait until 9.11.
00:04:50.000 And we still were late.
00:04:51.000 We literally went past.
00:04:53.000 There is some irony about showing 20 minutes late to your own show and then being like, 0.98
00:04:57.000 I don't fucking... 1.00
00:04:58.000 You have no dedication to this fucking operation, man. 1.00
00:05:01.000 Clint, yeah, he's running on black people time. 1.00
00:05:03.000 I will give it to them.
00:05:04.000 I don't know if I understand it.
00:05:05.000 I think he looks at it differently.
00:05:06.000 I think, to be fair, when it comes to someone like Toad, I think you're putting in the work
00:05:10.000 ethic that's like the checking the boxes.
00:05:12.000 Falling off.
00:05:13.000 And the idea of other opportunities going above and beyond.
00:05:16.000 You have often slapped the hand that feeds, essentially.
00:05:20.000 Who's that LP Georgia? 1.00
00:05:22.000 Yeah, no, okay.
00:05:24.000 Hey, hey, to be fair, this is why I gave you the grace of like, if you handle a social tact.
00:05:30.000 And also...
00:05:31.000 I don't have that.
00:05:32.000 Exactly. 0.99
00:05:33.000 That's my fucking point. 1.00
00:05:34.000 Yeah, that's the problem. 0.99
00:05:35.000 And then on top of that, you're far less hard to sympathize with in your situation,
00:05:39.000 when I'm literally someone with like, multiple jobs, a wife, kids, a house.
00:05:42.000 You have a job.
00:05:43.000 I have a job.
00:05:44.000 You understand it. 0.98
00:05:45.000 But you're a single dude and is like, almost to his forties, that's fucking like, lives 0.99
00:05:50.000 in goyslop land and fucking goes to every fucking event, but like... 0.99
00:05:55.000 Are you... 1.00
00:05:56.000 Are you...
00:05:57.000 Yeah.
00:05:58.000 You hate your life, you hate your job, you literally have all sorts
00:06:01.000 of money and equity and stuff saved up.
00:06:03.000 You could easily pull the ripcord.
00:06:05.000 And it is like, the people...
00:06:07.000 Not really.
00:06:08.000 You're given these opportunities.
00:06:10.000 You don't always...
00:06:11.000 Dude, you were upset because you lost...
00:06:13.000 You lost like, access to an account that had 70 grand in it.
00:06:17.000 And it was only...
00:06:18.000 It was one of like, many.
00:06:19.000 I'm not gonna lie.
00:06:20.000 I've slapped down...
00:06:21.000 Not slapped, but I've turned away opportunities, but it's because it's like, I have wife and
00:06:24.000 kids that I don't want to disrupt their lives in a crazy amount.
00:06:28.000 Whereas like, you literally just have yourself to care for.
00:06:31.000 That's it.
00:06:32.000 Yeah, but I do have to do that.
00:06:34.000 Right.
00:06:35.000 It's not...
00:06:36.000 Do you go to a lot of things?
00:06:37.000 Because you know, Toad, I'm not on this show very often, but it looks like...
00:06:39.000 Do you go to a lot of things?
00:06:40.000 It looks like you go to a lot of things.
00:06:42.000 Like, don't you do a lot of fun stuff?
00:06:43.000 Yes.
00:06:44.000 Like, you do a lot of comedy shows and you do a lot of like, Celtics games and you make
00:06:48.000 time for a lot of things, don't you?
00:06:49.000 I heard Shane Gillis was coming.
00:06:50.000 Indeed I do.
00:06:51.000 But again, those are just like, those are quick things.
00:06:54.000 If you were funny, you gotta see Shane Gillis.
00:06:57.000 Incredible.
00:06:58.000 I was waiting for it.
00:06:59.000 I thought he was gonna do it.
00:07:00.000 I'm off my game.
00:07:01.000 What can I say?
00:07:02.000 He also...
00:07:03.000 He loves going to see...
00:07:05.000 He goes to concerts like, every month, usually.
00:07:08.000 That's a monthly thing.
00:07:10.000 Don't shake your head.
00:07:11.000 Don't shake your head at me.
00:07:12.000 We've had a whole-ass conversations on the show about all the events you attend.
00:07:16.000 It's almost like, seems like weekly, if not multi-things in a week that you're going
00:07:20.000 to.
00:07:21.000 Here's the type of money this guy has.
00:07:22.000 Yeah, and do those require me to take any time off from work?
00:07:24.000 No.
00:07:25.000 They do not.
00:07:26.000 Zero.
00:07:27.000 Don't you hate your job?
00:07:28.000 Yeah, that's the point.
00:07:29.000 Technically, that's not true because Porkfest was a week off of work.
00:07:32.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:07:34.000 Porkfest and the Timcast episode are not mutually exclusive. 0.98
00:07:37.000 I couldn't fucking swing this during a fucking week where literally everybody... 0.97
00:07:40.000 You know what? 0.99
00:07:41.000 I get that. 1.00
00:07:42.000 Everybody has to be in the fucking office. 0.99
00:07:43.000 I do want to say I get that. 0.99
00:07:44.000 It's a huge work event week. 0.91
00:07:45.000 There's no fucking way I can say, come in on Thursday and be like, I'm not going to 0.92
00:07:48.000 be here tomorrow, guys. 0.98
00:07:49.000 It can't happen.
00:07:50.000 I feel like you're mad.
00:07:51.000 Cry me a river about that.
00:07:52.000 Cry me a river.
00:07:53.000 I don't care.
00:07:54.000 I don't care.
00:07:55.000 God, I hate you, Toe, but you're so charming. 0.95
00:08:01.000 Something about your animal magnetism. 1.00
00:08:05.000 Yeah, no shit. 1.00
00:08:07.000 Look at all the fucking ladies I'm drawing at Porkfest here. 1.00
00:08:11.000 Let's go. 0.99
00:08:12.000 Did you really say he asked for the thing?
00:08:14.000 Did you send him an invite?
00:08:15.000 I sent him the link and it literally...
00:08:16.000 Okay.
00:08:17.000 I literally said...
00:08:18.000 Don't show them the link.
00:08:19.000 He just sent me a thing and said, Tower King tonight.
00:08:21.000 And I said, yeah, man.
00:08:22.000 Dude, no. 0.99
00:08:23.000 People want to see fucking comedy here. 1.00
00:08:24.000 They don't want to see fucking drama. 1.00
00:08:25.000 What are we, Simpcast? 0.99
00:08:26.000 Right, you guys do have a show to do.
00:08:28.000 Isn't there a mailbag that you have to get into? 0.98
00:08:29.000 Are we fucking whole? 0.99
00:08:30.000 Oh yeah, mailbag. 0.99
00:08:31.000 Mailbag.
00:08:32.000 Mailbag.
00:08:33.000 Mailbag.
00:08:34.000 Mailbag. 1.00
00:08:35.000 You motherfucker. 1.00
00:08:36.000 The feds are on the same team. 1.00
00:08:38.000 The fake Luke likes me.
00:08:39.000 I like it.
00:08:40.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:08:41.000 What we're doing here...
00:08:42.000 I don't even know if that's really Luke.
00:08:43.000 What we're doing here...
00:08:44.000 No, it's not. 1.00
00:08:45.000 Shut up, Toad. 1.00
00:08:46.000 We're deciding someone's got to leave the fucking show. 1.00
00:08:49.000 We don't have no attention. 0.99
00:08:50.000 It literally...
00:08:51.000 It did come down to this.
00:08:52.000 It literally...
00:08:53.000 Clint said, I'm not doing a show with Toad.
00:08:55.000 And so...
00:08:56.000 And then we had to go, alright, do we want our...
00:08:59.000 The guy that our...
00:09:01.000 Is that really how cut and dry it was?
00:09:03.000 He said, I'm not doing a show with Toad?
00:09:04.000 Is that what he said?
00:09:05.000 I feel like he should be here to defend himself.
00:09:07.000 I mean, he may have said things in the moment.
00:09:09.000 I don't know how...
00:09:10.000 He kept saying things like, I hate Toad. 1.00
00:09:12.000 I'm gonna kill him. 1.00
00:09:13.000 I don't want to see him ever. 1.00
00:09:15.000 I've already put a contract out on his life.
00:09:17.000 The point is, to the people listening, guys, listen, this is...
00:09:20.000 All I did was have work obligations, man.
00:09:22.000 Somebody's gotta go. 0.99
00:09:23.000 That's fucking it. 0.99
00:09:24.000 That's not it. 0.99
00:09:25.000 That's not what it was, though.
00:09:26.000 Yeah.
00:09:27.000 Somebody has to go.
00:09:28.000 Wait, guys, someone has to go.
00:09:29.000 And the way we will decide, ultimately...
00:09:30.000 We're gonna have our arguments and we're gonna go back and forth.
00:09:32.000 The way we're ultimately deciding, TopLobster.com, there's gonna be...
00:09:35.000 Hashtag Team Toad.
00:09:37.000 Hashtag Team Clint. 1.00
00:09:38.000 Fuck it. 1.00
00:09:39.000 We're gonna do everybody. 1.00
00:09:40.000 Whoever gets the most t-shirt sales. 0.99
00:09:42.000 This is so fucking ridiculous. 0.99
00:09:44.000 It was off the show. 1.00
00:09:45.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:09:46.000 Wait, whoever gets the most t-shirt sales or the least?
00:09:48.000 The schism is Toad or Clint, so it makes no sense to bring the other people. 0.90
00:09:51.000 Then I'm up against Mind Comfy.
00:09:52.000 Like, people aren't gonna buy ours because we're not the hot t-shirt.
00:09:55.000 That's also true, too.
00:09:56.000 There's a graphic art aspect to it.
00:09:58.000 It's like, can everybody get a banger of a shirt made?
00:10:00.000 I'm interested.
00:10:01.000 How can you prove you are Luke?
00:10:03.000 Put your social security number.
00:10:05.000 He's gonna say, uh... 1.00
00:10:06.000 Clint is a faggot. 1.00
00:10:08.000 I'm a faggot. 1.00
00:10:11.000 Alright, what were we talking about? 1.00
00:10:12.000 Yeah, so the person with the most sales is safe.
00:10:15.000 The person with the least sales is not safe.
00:10:17.000 And literally, we don't respect...
00:10:18.000 Okay, that makes sense.
00:10:19.000 However that goes...
00:10:20.000 And it's gotta be just Toad or Clint.
00:10:21.000 I guess maybe it should just be...
00:10:22.000 Okay, so Team Toad, Team Clint...
00:10:23.000 I think you're going two grand if you do everybody.
00:10:25.000 And then it makes it confusing because then it's like...
00:10:27.000 Yeah.
00:10:28.000 No, I actually really love that.
00:10:30.000 That is very much Tower Gang that just randomly one of the other ones was kicked off to.
00:10:33.000 I'm gonna get my 70 grand account back.
00:10:38.000 Like, they don't actually have beef, but...
00:10:40.000 Somebody's gonna look at it, they'll be like, I just don't like the color jam up of the coal shirt.
00:10:44.000 Like, it just doesn't do it for me.
00:10:46.000 And Clint just goes like, I'm still not coming on if Toad's not here, so we just lost two people.
00:10:51.000 I'm gonna get my 70 grand account back and just dump all that money into my own merch just so I don't understand.
00:10:59.000 I wish you would dump that money into, I don't know, the actual show itself?
00:11:02.000 Rebuilding your life from the ground up?
00:11:06.000 If it's not that hard and it's not that late in your life?
00:11:08.000 Listen, I don't know.
00:11:09.000 I think we should play...
00:11:12.000 Mark Vestibule is our...
00:11:14.000 Is a lovely patron of ours that he's been around.
00:11:16.000 Oh, that's the male bad guy.
00:11:17.000 Yes, the male bad guy.
00:11:18.000 I love his lovely, but...
00:11:19.000 He's lovely. 1.00
00:11:20.000 Yeah, fuck you. 1.00
00:11:21.000 See, that's why people don't like you. 1.00
00:11:22.000 Hey, real quick, Codev, have you been paying attention to...
00:11:24.000 Why you don't like Mark Vestibule?
00:11:25.000 Mark Vestibule talks to you every day. 1.00
00:11:27.000 You're the only person that says his fucking name. 0.99
00:11:29.000 Seems like a nice guy. 1.00
00:11:30.000 I'm busting balls, brother. 0.98
00:11:32.000 Real quick, Toad. 0.97
00:11:33.000 I wanna know, have you been paying attention to the telegram this week at all or no?
00:11:36.000 No.
00:11:37.000 I don't even know what telegram is.
00:11:38.000 Alright, cool. 1.00
00:11:39.000 This fucking motherfucker, this is what we're talking about though. 1.00
00:11:41.000 This goes... 1.00
00:11:42.000 This goes right to the shit. 1.00
00:11:43.000 Listen guys, people. 1.00
00:11:44.000 People listen.
00:11:45.000 I'm old, bro.
00:11:46.000 I pop in and see what the people are talking about.
00:11:48.000 I do.
00:11:49.000 This is the issue that will happen.
00:11:50.000 This is the issue that will happen.
00:11:51.000 I care about the people.
00:11:52.000 I just don't like telegram. 0.98
00:11:53.000 I created a telegram and I said, hey, maybe it'll influence people to join the fucking 0.99
00:11:59.000 locals or whatever. 0.96
00:12:00.000 Let's try to monetize this a little bit more.
00:12:02.000 And I say, guys, here's a link.
00:12:03.000 Just join it.
00:12:04.000 You don't have to say much in it, right?
00:12:05.000 David knows.
00:12:06.000 I have a telegram.
00:12:07.000 I don't say much in it.
00:12:08.000 I couldn't even get Toad to press the link.
00:12:11.000 No, I did.
00:12:12.000 I joined it.
00:12:13.000 It was crazy.
00:12:14.000 It was weeks.
00:12:15.000 It was insane.
00:12:16.000 I joined it.
00:12:17.000 I forgot about this.
00:12:18.000 It took like two weeks for him to actually, finally, he was like, oh, I pressed the link
00:12:22.000 and I don't get it.
00:12:23.000 And then he was just like, I can't do it.
00:12:25.000 I'm in that telegram.
00:12:26.000 I'm in there more than Toad is. 0.99
00:12:27.000 I'm not even on the fucking show. 0.98
00:12:28.000 I mean, I'm on the show at some time. 0.99
00:12:30.000 I'm in that telegram more than Toad is.
00:12:31.000 You are now.
00:12:32.000 I saw him once or twice and then what happened?
00:12:35.000 You just stopped using it.
00:12:37.000 Look at this.
00:12:38.000 See?
00:12:39.000 People don't even know.
00:12:40.000 Yeah.
00:12:41.000 This is what's going to...
00:12:42.000 Okay, by the way.
00:12:43.000 If you want to know what happened, I joined it and then I got a new phone and I kind of
00:12:46.000 forgot the telegram.
00:12:47.000 Towergame.locals.com.
00:12:48.000 Join the telegram, guys.
00:12:49.000 Get in the conversation.
00:12:50.000 There is a pre-show.
00:12:51.000 There's a pre-show that we were just going for about like 20 minutes. 0.99
00:12:54.000 Just bullshit. 0.99
00:12:55.000 Sometimes the pre-show is better. 0.99
00:12:56.000 Man, the one pre-show that wasn't recorded when Tyler was in North Carolina.
00:13:00.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:13:01.000 It was a fucking... 1.00
00:13:02.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:13:03.000 Last week's was great.
00:13:04.000 And Toad had a complete meltdown.
00:13:06.000 Did you listen to it?
00:13:07.000 Before the show even started.
00:13:08.000 I didn't listen to it.
00:13:09.000 I did not re-listen to it because I didn't want to re-experience that.
00:13:11.000 Oh, okay.
00:13:12.000 You want to experience Robert?
00:13:13.000 Just me and you sitting there just...
00:13:15.000 All right.
00:13:16.000 Yeah.
00:13:17.000 Okay.
00:13:18.000 So what kind of the thing is that we've been thinking about is we want to... 0.99
00:13:23.000 Holy shit. 0.98
00:13:24.000 Is it Clint? 0.99
00:13:26.000 Get... 1.00
00:13:27.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:13:28.000 There we go. 1.00
00:13:29.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:13:30.000 Oh, baby boy. 1.00
00:13:31.000 Should I?
00:13:32.000 Rule of five.
00:13:33.000 You want me to step away? 0.99
00:13:34.000 Yeah, get the fuck out, David. 0.99
00:13:35.000 I'll get out of here. 0.98
00:13:36.000 I'm going to give you guys...
00:13:37.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:38.000 He showed up.
00:13:39.000 I want...
00:13:40.000 I think David should be allowed to see this.
00:13:41.000 Yeah.
00:13:42.000 I mean, I'd love to see it.
00:13:43.000 I'd love to see it. 0.99
00:13:44.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:13:45.000 I'm going to do it. 1.00
00:13:46.000 I'm going to shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:13:47.000 You sound so bad. 1.00
00:13:48.000 You can see the guy that every now and then goes...
00:13:50.000 Yeah, dude. 0.99
00:13:51.000 I've been fucking in death's door for like 72 hours. 0.99
00:13:54.000 72 hours. 1.00
00:13:55.000 This is what happens when you try to leave the bank.
00:13:57.000 Are you doing better, Clint?
00:13:58.000 Literally, God smited you.
00:13:59.000 Don't act like you care about Clint now. 0.91
00:14:01.000 I've been smoking.
00:14:02.000 Are you doing better, Clint?
00:14:03.000 How dare you, Toad?
00:14:04.000 Clint, how are you?
00:14:05.000 Have you been hydrating?
00:14:07.000 I have been hydrating.
00:14:09.000 Dude, literally, I couldn't eat or drink for like 36 hours.
00:14:13.000 I was just laying in bed.
00:14:14.000 I would wake up every couple hours, take a sip of water and then pass back out.
00:14:17.000 It was bad, dude.
00:14:18.000 Bad, bad.
00:14:19.000 COVID, baby.
00:14:20.000 You got COVID.
00:14:21.000 Me and David think that you're under spiritual attack.
00:14:23.000 I do think that you're under spiritual attack.
00:14:25.000 Can we hash this out for my own entertainment?
00:14:27.000 I'm pretty sure you thought that before I was sick.
00:14:28.000 I planned this.
00:14:29.000 This is a constant.
00:14:31.000 It was just like...
00:14:32.000 It was after the Dave Smith interview.
00:14:33.000 The demons, I feel as though we moved you a little bit and the demons were like, uh-uh,
00:14:38.000 not our guy.
00:14:39.000 And now you got the flu.
00:14:41.000 Real quick question.
00:14:42.000 Have you gotten any feedback from that interview?
00:14:45.000 Because every day now, since we did it, I'm getting messages and messages, like private
00:14:50.000 messages about what happened there.
00:14:52.000 Somebody approached Dave Smith in person to talk to him about it.
00:14:55.000 Yeah.
00:14:56.000 Interesting.
00:14:57.000 Wow.
00:14:58.000 The day of and the day after, I got a lot of feedback.
00:15:01.000 But since then, none.
00:15:03.000 Okay.
00:15:04.000 What's it like? 1.00
00:15:05.000 Because I know you're a man that likes to empty his balls consistently. 0.99
00:15:10.000 Go in 36 hours or 48 or more. 1.00
00:15:13.000 I haven't jerked off in three, four days.
00:15:15.000 Yeah. 0.80
00:15:16.000 Building that load up, baby.
00:15:17.000 I was about to say. 1.00
00:15:18.000 Falls are heavy as fuck, dog. 1.00
00:15:19.000 I don't even know if my dick works at this point. 1.00
00:15:26.000 Dude, I'm in the same boat because I don't like to jerk off in hotels because I'm like, not in my element. 0.99
00:15:31.000 That's what they're for. 0.60
00:15:32.000 That's what they're for.
00:15:33.000 I don't understand.
00:15:34.000 Why is Toad's video and audio and connection better in a hotel in New Hampshire than when
00:15:41.000 he's at home? 0.99
00:15:42.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:15:43.000 Because he doesn't put in the time and effort, Clint. 1.00
00:15:46.000 Fucked up Mike matches his fucked up body, so everything is just working great. 1.00
00:15:51.000 Crazy. 1.00
00:15:52.000 Yeah, that's true. 0.58
00:15:53.000 Wait, wait.
00:15:54.000 Also, that's not true. 0.99
00:15:55.000 You do jerk off in hotel rooms. 0.99
00:15:57.000 I'm firsthand knowledge of that. 0.99
00:15:58.000 Yeah.
00:15:59.000 Tower Gang lore. 1.00
00:16:01.000 Only when you're fucking your wife, though. 1.00
00:16:04.000 Only when I'm not in charge of my faculties. 1.00
00:16:07.000 Can I suggest something, guys?
00:16:09.000 Guys, how could this show end?
00:16:10.000 Look at that lore.
00:16:11.000 That lore is from, I just did the math like a hundred episodes ago.
00:16:14.000 It was episode 76 or some shit like that.
00:16:17.000 That's a long time.
00:16:18.000 And it's still brought up, still referenced, still funny.
00:16:20.000 Because it's one of the craziest things that's ever happened.
00:16:23.000 Yeah.
00:16:24.000 I actually, me and Elizabeth were at the gym yesterday, and we actually told one of my
00:16:29.000 buddies at the gym for the first, somebody outside of just y'all and internet people
00:16:33.000 that we had a threesome.
00:16:35.000 And it was just like, to see the look on somebody's face that is not like...
00:16:39.000 Horrified.
00:16:40.000 Yeah, they're just like, what?
00:16:42.000 Mm-hmm.
00:16:43.000 And Elizabeth, afterwards, she was like, you don't think he thinks we're super weird
00:16:46.000 now?
00:16:47.000 I was like...
00:16:48.000 She's like, can you stop sharing that story?
00:16:49.000 Yes, absolutely.
00:16:50.000 That's not true.
00:16:52.000 It is true.
00:16:53.000 We did... 0.77
00:16:54.000 And he had just told us about how he was going to get five hookers in Nashville back 1.00
00:16:58.000 to us.
00:16:59.000 And also, I felt comfortable.
00:17:00.000 I was like...
00:17:01.000 Okay.
00:17:02.000 All right. 0.83
00:17:03.000 There's no way he could be like, look at this weirdo having three ways with his wife.
00:17:07.000 It was after, like, because we found out that my...
00:17:12.000 This is not a good thing to bring up if we had threesome, but like... 0.66
00:17:16.000 This is unintentional Cole story time. 0.97
00:17:18.000 He has no idea he's about to fucking say something hilarious. 0.98
00:17:20.000 I just found out that my city is a very huge hotbed for swinging. 0.99
00:17:25.000 Like, a huge hotbed for swinging.
00:17:27.000 In Alabama?
00:17:28.000 Yeah.
00:17:29.000 You caused it.
00:17:30.000 Apparently.
00:17:31.000 And so, like, I was just like, oh, God, no.
00:17:33.000 Like, and the funny part is, my mom gave...
00:17:36.000 Elizabeth loves pineapples. 1.00
00:17:38.000 Loves pineapple imagery.
00:17:39.000 What?
00:17:40.000 My mom gave her a pineapple plant, and it's on our porch right now.
00:17:45.000 Oh, no.
00:17:46.000 Like, an actual pineapple plant that has a pineapple in it.
00:17:48.000 And I was like, this is terrible.
00:17:49.000 Like, for like...
00:17:50.000 I was like, we're out of here.
00:17:51.000 That's like a sign of swinging, right?
00:17:52.000 Yeah, I know.
00:17:53.000 That's what it means.
00:17:54.000 I have pineapples to grow wild, and I posted a picture once, and someone was like, oh,
00:17:57.000 are you swinging?
00:17:58.000 And I was like, what?
00:17:59.000 Yeah, me too.
00:18:00.000 I was like...
00:18:01.000 It's a delicious fruit. 1.00
00:18:02.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:18:03.000 It grows outside. 1.00
00:18:04.000 I pick it every other year or so, and it's delicious.
00:18:07.000 God.
00:18:08.000 But yeah.
00:18:09.000 Maybe I should do that.
00:18:10.000 Maybe me and Liz should do a podcast, and I just do...
00:18:13.000 Well, the Adam22 podcast.
00:18:14.000 It's called Plug Talk.
00:18:15.000 Yeah.
00:18:16.000 The Plug Talk podcast.
00:18:17.000 God!
00:18:18.000 It's called... 1.00
00:18:19.000 You guys fuck some random e-thought? 1.00
00:18:21.000 No. 1.00
00:18:22.000 Not even an e-thought.
00:18:23.000 Not even OnlyFans girl.
00:18:24.000 Just a random girl that we find in Alabama.
00:18:26.000 Just some Twitter with like a few thousand followers.
00:18:29.000 Here's why I want this to be big.
00:18:31.000 I want this to get so huge that it's a big one.
00:18:35.000 All right, babe.
00:18:36.000 All right, babe.
00:18:37.000 It's going to go two. 1.00
00:18:38.000 Liz has to fuck the black guy, because that's like where they got to. 1.00
00:18:43.000 They just fucked so many porn stars that it turned into like, all right, I'm going to 1.00
00:18:46.000 have a black guy fuck my wife. 1.00
00:18:47.000 And she was with it. 1.00
00:18:49.000 How big of a show do we have to get Cole's show for that to happen?
00:18:53.000 Well, they...
00:18:54.000 I don't think...
00:18:55.000 He had been podcasting since like 2013.
00:18:56.000 Couple thousand subscribers.
00:18:57.000 Couple thousand.
00:18:58.000 Couple thousand. 1.00
00:19:00.000 Fucking... 1.00
00:19:01.000 Fucking top this week was like... 1.00
00:19:02.000 Just for one viral moment? 0.98
00:19:03.000 No.
00:19:04.000 Top this week was like, if I get a butt plug that we can...
00:19:08.000 We can connect to OBS that if people give us money, it will buzz it. 1.00
00:19:12.000 How much money would it take to put up your ass for a tower cake? 0.99
00:19:16.000 It goes like this. 1.00
00:19:17.000 It's like sticks out your butthole and there's like a fucking like little bullet thing. 1.00
00:19:21.000 And when it goes, it goes... 1.00
00:19:23.000 Like it extends.
00:19:24.000 It extends?
00:19:25.000 I thought it was.
00:19:26.000 Dude, did you know what tweet about that? 0.99
00:19:27.000 It's not only that his butthole is getting vibrated. 1.00
00:19:31.000 It's that every week he has to battle being gay. 1.00
00:19:34.000 Because it's going to feel good.
00:19:36.000 Like he's going to be like, I don't want it, but it feels good.
00:19:38.000 Right?
00:19:39.000 So every week it's like, you know, an internal battle.
00:19:41.000 You get to see live.
00:19:42.000 You get to look at his face.
00:19:43.000 Make his face big on the screen.
00:19:44.000 I'm not even lying.
00:19:45.000 That's what I was legitimately scared of.
00:19:47.000 Was like...
00:19:48.000 I was like...
00:19:49.000 I don't want to like this.
00:19:51.000 Scroll down, Tyler.
00:19:52.000 It's called like a love sense, I'm pretty sure.
00:19:54.000 Oh, dude.
00:19:55.000 That's going to get your taint too?
00:19:56.000 It's not your...
00:19:57.000 That's going to feel good. 0.97
00:19:58.000 One of my main critiques of doing this show for three years is that we have not made any fucking money whatsoever. 0.57
00:20:03.000 So how about we all get these and we connect them to Super Chats and they can target the Super Chats to whoever they want.
00:20:10.000 Go down more, Tyler.
00:20:12.000 That is exactly what we were like.
00:20:15.000 We were like, okay, we have...
00:20:16.000 A little bit more.
00:20:17.000 It shows what it does if you keep scrolling down.
00:20:19.000 I had a less gay idea. 0.86
00:20:21.000 We should ask the chat this.
00:20:22.000 I had a less gay idea. 0.86
00:20:23.000 I'm not interested in your less gay idea. 0.99
00:20:25.000 All right, all right, all right, all right. 0.87
00:20:27.000 Look at that.
00:20:28.000 Okay, so what you need to ask the chat then is... 0.91
00:20:31.000 Ask the chat, how much would you pay to sexually stimulate any of the members of Tower Gang at any given time? 0.99
00:20:37.000 I say $40 Super Chat and it just fucking... 1.00
00:20:41.000 It lights us up. 0.99
00:20:42.000 That's it.
00:20:43.000 This is what I said.
00:20:44.000 Real quick.
00:20:45.000 I want to point out how hilarious it was that in the chat it then devolved to what cut of Cole's butthole money do we get?
00:20:50.000 Because it's like...
00:20:52.000 He wants to have a bigger time.
00:20:53.000 I'm entitled to 100%.
00:20:55.000 Yeah, of course.
00:20:56.000 It's our show as well.
00:20:57.000 To what extent is the platform...
00:20:58.000 It would be 24 bucks to us.
00:21:00.000 It'd be $16 to YouTube, which is like the worst part.
00:21:04.000 What I said...
00:21:05.000 No, what I said was...
00:21:06.000 He's like, you'd have to pay me $100 an episode and all the things.
00:21:11.000 He's lying.
00:21:12.000 And I said, how about 80% of the profits?
00:21:15.000 And he said, sold.
00:21:16.000 And I was like...
00:21:17.000 I would have accepted 20%.
00:21:22.000 No, because I said... 0.99
00:21:24.000 I said $100 per episode because I would then just have something up my ass. 0.99
00:21:30.000 Like, just regardless if anybody sent a super chat, something's already up my ass. 0.99
00:21:34.000 That's worth $100 to me. 0.99
00:21:35.000 Like... 1.00
00:21:36.000 Having something up your ass is like the natural state though for you. 1.00
00:21:39.000 No, it's not. 1.00
00:21:40.000 I...
00:21:41.000 You were on a podcast.
00:21:42.000 How many episodes until Cole goes like...
00:21:44.000 I lost it. 0.96
00:21:45.000 Like, it sucked up.
00:21:46.000 It sucked up into my... 0.90
00:21:47.000 I gotta go to the hospital. 0.98
00:21:48.000 It disappeared into my rectum.
00:21:50.000 It's God. 0.96
00:21:51.000 I can't grab the little tail.
00:21:53.000 Or it's like...
00:21:54.000 Women that like... 1.00
00:21:55.000 They put a tampon in.
00:21:56.000 They forget they put a tampon in, so they put a second tampon in.
00:21:58.000 It's just like...
00:21:59.000 Guys, I can't remember if I put one in.
00:22:00.000 I need another one. 1.00
00:22:01.000 Just forget that you got some fucking technology in your pussy. 1.00
00:22:04.000 I put another one up. 1.00
00:22:05.000 I can put another one up there.
00:22:06.000 Wait.
00:22:07.000 Do women do that? 1.00
00:22:08.000 Yeah.
00:22:09.000 That happens a lot.
00:22:10.000 How?
00:22:11.000 How?
00:22:12.000 How does that happen?
00:22:13.000 They forget no.
00:22:14.000 The girl that put it in, forgot it, and then it was like crusty and hard.
00:22:17.000 And then...
00:22:18.000 Oh.
00:22:19.000 I was like, poke something.
00:22:20.000 I was like...
00:22:21.000 I was embarrassed to tell her.
00:22:22.000 I was like... 1.00
00:22:23.000 Something's wrong with your pussy. 1.00
00:22:24.000 So you just finished. 1.00
00:22:25.000 Oh.
00:22:26.000 That's wild. 1.00
00:22:27.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:22:28.000 Look at this. 1.00
00:22:29.000 I've only done it one time.
00:22:30.000 See?
00:22:31.000 Let's do it.
00:22:32.000 It's not even like it's...
00:22:33.000 Guys, guys.
00:22:34.000 The black guy? 0.88
00:22:35.000 How much do they... 0.95
00:22:36.000 The black guy.
00:22:37.000 What are we talking about? 0.97
00:22:38.000 How much do wives or women forget keys? 0.99
00:22:39.000 Think about that.
00:22:40.000 All the time.
00:22:41.000 All the time.
00:22:42.000 It's a constant problem.
00:22:43.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:22:44.000 It's like their pussy is like their wallet, and they just forget to put the fuck... 1.00
00:22:48.000 Oh, they forget that there's keys in there, and they get lost at the bottom. 1.00
00:22:51.000 That's what happens with the tampons. 0.99
00:22:52.000 Every month, sometimes...
00:22:53.000 I don't even know how these people remember because they're so... 1.00
00:22:56.000 Women are so retarded. 1.00
00:22:58.000 I can't imagine how they remember this shit. 1.00
00:23:00.000 No, that's a great point. 1.00
00:23:01.000 I think we have an elephant in the room right now, and we need to get to it.
00:23:04.000 I think one of the best ways to broach this is through mailbag.
00:23:06.000 Yes.
00:23:07.000 Okay.
00:23:08.000 Because mailbag's just gonna rip that bandaid right off. 1.00
00:23:09.000 I already know it.
00:23:11.000 I know...
00:23:12.000 I've seen the telegram talking about their mailbag submissions, and it's gonna be topical.
00:23:15.000 By the way, she forgets her keys twice a month. 0.93
00:23:18.000 Not lying.
00:23:19.000 Twice a month, she forgets her keys to the house.
00:23:21.000 That's pretty emotional.
00:23:22.000 And I have to go and give it to her.
00:23:23.000 Alright, mailbag.
00:23:24.000 I was fine talking about double parked tampons.
00:23:26.000 Can we get Clint to read this?
00:23:28.000 Can you read this, please?
00:23:29.000 No, I'd rather have someone read it that's gonna give the hard ER.
00:23:32.000 So let's have...
00:23:33.000 Yeah, that's a top one.
00:23:34.000 Top also had some.
00:23:35.000 Alright. 0.99
00:23:36.000 Mark Vestibule says, Mark Vestibule, Mr. Toad is spiritually the same as your average dumb entitled 1.00
00:23:43.000 nigger. 1.00
00:23:44.000 He's surrounded by people better than him. 0.99
00:23:46.000 People whose talents lift him up and allow him to fill a mediocre role that he gets something
00:23:53.000 out of his life.
00:23:54.000 His life would be worse without them.
00:23:56.000 Period.
00:23:57.000 Instead of having grace, he lacks the basic self-awareness to realize that said people
00:24:02.000 are his betters and is blind to what they do for him.
00:24:07.000 So, when they come to him with an opportunity to better his life, he isn't thankful, nor
00:24:11.000 does he explain why he can't do it tactfully.
00:24:14.000 Instead, he chimps... 0.85
00:24:16.000 I don't know if you guys see my viral tweet with the chimping out, whatever. 1.00
00:24:20.000 He chimps out and almost destroys the gang with his dumb nigger antics. 1.00
00:24:25.000 Nigger! 1.00
00:24:27.000 Okay. 1.00
00:24:28.000 Tower Gang exists in spite of you, not because of you. 1.00
00:24:31.000 Fuck you, Mr. Toad. 1.00
00:24:33.000 You're a... 1.00
00:24:34.000 Sorry. 1.00
00:24:35.000 Nigger! 1.00
00:24:36.000 You're a nigger and a white woman. 1.00
00:24:37.000 Respectfully, everyone in Tower Gang will... 1.00
00:24:40.000 Respectfully.
00:24:43.000 I don't know what the question is here, Mark.
00:24:45.000 Dude, all I know is that Mark Vestibule works for a very good company, like a corporate company,
00:24:52.000 because that is structured in the same way you would structure like an email to somebody 0.99
00:24:56.000 that you fucking hate. 1.00
00:24:57.000 You're just like... 1.00
00:24:58.000 Strongly written email. 1.00
00:24:59.000 You're like, dear Mr. Toad, fuck you. 1.00
00:25:01.000 You know what it does? 1.00
00:25:02.000 It leaves you with no questions.
00:25:03.000 There's no like, what did he really mean? 0.99
00:25:05.000 Like, you got exactly what the fuck you meant. 0.98
00:25:07.000 It was well composed and prescient. 0.99
00:25:09.000 I was like, wow.
00:25:10.000 See, I see it differently.
00:25:11.000 Mark Vestibule loves me and he's trawling.
00:25:14.000 Not a chance.
00:25:15.000 I have been in the telegram, he is not.
00:25:17.000 Did I tell you I was in the telegram more than you are?
00:25:20.000 It's pretty brutal in there.
00:25:22.000 Yo, the best part, the best part is that, like, Mark...
00:25:26.000 Toad always reads the mailbag and he always reads Mark Vestibule's first, so like, you
00:25:30.000 can't even...
00:25:31.000 I do. 0.99
00:25:32.000 You can't even accuse him of having read that first just to shit on you. 0.99
00:25:35.000 Like, no, that's what we do. 0.98
00:25:36.000 We read Mark's first, so...
00:25:37.000 Toad, Toad, if you're taking what Mark Vestibule says...
00:25:41.000 Is this really Luke?
00:25:44.000 I don't think it is.
00:25:45.000 I think it probably is. 0.97
00:25:46.000 Gay. 0.98
00:25:47.000 Whatever. 0.96
00:25:48.000 I really don't think so. 0.99
00:25:49.000 He just shit on Mark Vestibule's strongly worded... 0.99
00:25:52.000 All right, if you take what he said as the truth... 0.99
00:25:54.000 You know what? 0.92
00:25:55.000 It might be Luke, because he would have this, like, weird gay interpretation of these things. 0.84
00:25:58.000 He just comes off as one of these guys.
00:26:00.000 Like, if Tim watched this show, he would agree with Toad.
00:26:03.000 And I think that's really what it comes down to when you think about it.
00:26:05.000 I think that...
00:26:06.000 No, that's just that...
00:26:07.000 That's just that...
00:26:08.000 That's the meanest thing you've ever said about Tim. 0.99
00:26:10.000 That was really fucked up. 0.99
00:26:11.000 He's on that Tim energy. 0.99
00:26:13.000 Which is really funny, because when you... 0.97
00:26:15.000 Like, the one thing you can say about Tim is that he works hard as fuck to build the thing he has. 0.90
00:26:20.000 So, like, you can say, like, whatever Top... 0.98
00:26:25.000 And Top definitely went off on him last week.
00:26:28.000 Dude, the only...
00:26:29.000 Just to, you know, deal with the elephant. 0.98
00:26:31.000 The whole reason I'm here is because I'm high as fuck off of Tamiflu. 0.98
00:26:34.000 Hell yeah. 0.98
00:26:35.000 Hell yeah. 1.00
00:26:36.000 High as fuck. 1.00
00:26:37.000 So... 1.00
00:26:38.000 I can't make any promises for next Wednesday unless I'm high as fuck again. 0.99
00:26:41.000 It's like, so the anger's been suppressed. 0.99
00:26:43.000 I want that anger.
00:26:44.000 I want to see that.
00:26:45.000 That's what I was promised a front row to, was a lot of anger.
00:26:47.000 And, uh...
00:26:48.000 Look, mate.
00:26:49.000 If Toad wants to defend himself, I'll get angry.
00:26:51.000 But, otherwise, he's just sat there and...
00:26:53.000 I love that.
00:26:55.000 He's just sat there and taken it so far, so...
00:26:57.000 I think Clint is...
00:26:58.000 We've realized how to keep Clint on the show.
00:27:01.000 And it's the same method that you keep an Amy Winehouse on the stage. 1.00
00:27:04.000 Drug him up.
00:27:05.000 Drug him up.
00:27:06.000 Drug him up.
00:27:07.000 Cocaine. 1.00
00:27:08.000 Whatever we can get in that fucking big nose of his. 1.00
00:27:10.000 The documentary is gonna be crazy. 0.99
00:27:14.000 The Tower Gang documentary. 0.99
00:27:16.000 I'm looking forward to that shit dropping in like 10 years. 0.98
00:27:18.000 Was Clint here for our Team Toad, Team Clint shirt idea? 0.99
00:27:22.000 No, we don't know.
00:27:23.000 Behind the podcast.
00:27:24.000 No.
00:27:25.000 I think...
00:27:26.000 Basically...
00:27:27.000 I guess you could say it.
00:27:28.000 I think it should be stickers, not...
00:27:29.000 But, whatever.
00:27:30.000 Well, we can do both.
00:27:31.000 It'd be an overall tally on sales, maybe, or something.
00:27:34.000 But, yeah.
00:27:35.000 The idea is now it's come down to you or Toad, and we have Team Toad and Team Clint shirts,
00:27:40.000 and whichever one outsells the other, the loser has to leave the show.
00:27:44.000 So...
00:27:45.000 Unless Clint loses, and then we still kick Chuck off.
00:27:47.000 Travis just texted me, he says, the loser of the t-shirt contest can stay on the show, 0.99
00:27:51.000 but has to insert a dildo of my penis that will respond to viewer commands. 1.00
00:27:55.000 6.5-inch circumference, by the way. 1.00
00:27:58.000 Goddamn! 1.00
00:27:59.000 Your dick is six and a half inches around? 1.00
00:28:01.000 That's bigger than a soda can, is it not? 1.00
00:28:04.000 What the fuck is wrong with your dick, dude? 1.00
00:28:06.000 I know I'm not gonna do that. 1.00
00:28:08.000 Listen. 1.00
00:28:09.000 And you know their prices are dumb. 0.99
00:28:10.000 You missed the first part of it. 1.00
00:28:11.000 They were, like, stupid expensive. 1.00
00:28:12.000 So... 1.00
00:28:13.000 So I'm going to a Padres game, and you know their prices are dumb. 1.00
00:28:17.000 They were, like, stupid expensive. 1.00
00:28:18.000 So... 1.00
00:28:19.000 So she puts it in her asshole? 1.00
00:28:20.000 Jose's like, uh, delectable. 1.00
00:28:21.000 And I'm like, what a repulsive monster. 0.98
00:28:22.000 Wait til you see it. 0.98
00:28:23.000 Oh my god.
00:28:24.000 Are you ready?
00:28:25.000 Oh my god.
00:28:26.000 Jesus Christ.
00:28:27.000 I'm about that life.
00:28:29.000 I'm about that life.
00:28:31.000 I'm about that life.
00:28:33.000 I'm about that life.
00:28:34.000 I'm about that life.
00:28:36.000 I'm about that life.
00:28:37.000 I'm about that life.
00:28:38.000 Good lord.
00:28:39.000 I can run. 1.00
00:28:44.000 This bitch got horse legs. 1.00
00:28:46.000 You ever take cheeks and just shake them? 1.00
00:28:48.000 Don't you dare.
00:28:49.000 Don't you dare.
00:28:50.000 Don't you dare.
00:28:51.000 Don't you dare.
00:28:53.000 Man, that chick is oddly proportioned, but I like it. 1.00
00:28:56.000 I don't know.
00:28:57.000 Alright, let's get back in the mailbag.
00:28:58.000 You got... 1.00
00:28:59.000 It stinks like shit. 1.00
00:29:00.000 Clint, how bad are Padres prices that you... 1.00
00:29:03.000 You have to sneak vodka into your ass in there to... 1.00
00:29:08.000 It's like $15 a drink. 1.00
00:29:10.000 Jesus.
00:29:11.000 Yeah.
00:29:12.000 Yeah.
00:29:13.000 That makes sense.
00:29:14.000 That's standard everywhere now.
00:29:15.000 It's definitely worth, you know, bringing in.
00:29:17.000 Dude, I was just in New York. 0.95
00:29:18.000 Everything out there is fucking crazy. 0.99
00:29:20.000 The prices are crazy. 1.00
00:29:21.000 It's the worst place in the world.
00:29:23.000 I've been having the worst week of my life, guys.
00:29:25.000 You have no idea.
00:29:26.000 I was about to ask you.
00:29:27.000 Was all the stories you were telling...
00:29:28.000 Yeah, tell us all about New York.
00:29:29.000 Yeah, all the stories...
00:29:30.000 Were they just 100% like the one in the bagel shop? 0.99
00:29:33.000 Was that fucking... 1.00
00:29:34.000 Here's the thing. 1.00
00:29:35.000 Did that story...
00:29:36.000 Did it shock you when you read it?
00:29:37.000 None of it shocked me.
00:29:38.000 None of it shocked me. 1.00
00:29:39.000 Check on the niggers! 1.00
00:29:43.000 Exactly. 1.00
00:29:44.000 That's the part that made me so upset about it.
00:29:48.000 I saw the guy do it and my body instinctually did what it's supposed to do.
00:29:53.000 And so I'm not breaking eye contact with him.
00:29:56.000 Making sure he doesn't move weird.
00:29:58.000 And then when he chimps out and he's adequately chimped out,
00:30:01.000 I can tell he's going to lose focus and leave.
00:30:03.000 I've seen it a billion times.
00:30:04.000 And I'm like...
00:30:05.000 Wait, this is what you do to me?
00:30:06.000 Is that what you're saying?
00:30:07.000 Actually...
00:30:08.000 Yeah, a little bit.
00:30:09.000 Kind of.
00:30:10.000 In a different way.
00:30:11.000 It's like a horseshoe theory type thing.
00:30:12.000 But yeah.
00:30:13.000 Yeah, no.
00:30:14.000 You don't chimp out like this. 1.00
00:30:15.000 But whatever.
00:30:16.000 I've seen it a billion times.
00:30:17.000 And it was just the case the entire time I was in New York City.
00:30:20.000 Everybody...
00:30:21.000 That's why I'm like...
00:30:22.000 On Juneteenth, I'm not like aligning with Owen Benjamin talking about Juneteenth.
00:30:27.000 I'm literally...
00:30:28.000 I was in New York and I had no intention to talk about black people on Twitter. 0.99
00:30:31.000 And like now, that's all I'm going to fucking talk about. 0.99
00:30:33.000 Because you know what? 0.97
00:30:34.000 No intention at all.
00:30:35.000 I went back and I remembered.
00:30:37.000 I remembered what it was.
00:30:39.000 Okay?
00:30:40.000 You stay away from it and you're like, maybe I have become...
00:30:43.000 Maybe I was a little too hard on them before.
00:30:46.000 And then we get dropped off...
00:30:47.000 The self doesn't forget.
00:30:48.000 No.
00:30:49.000 No. 1.00
00:30:50.000 We get dropped off in fucking Jamaica, Queens, Jamaica. 1.00
00:30:52.000 They named it Jamaica and then manifested it with black people. 1.00
00:30:55.000 We get dropped off there.
00:30:56.000 We get dropped off there.
00:30:57.000 Yeah, dude.
00:30:58.000 We have Jamaica Plain and Austin too. 0.77
00:30:59.000 And it's all black people. 0.98
00:31:00.000 Same thing. 0.99
00:31:01.000 But smaller.
00:31:02.000 I did get one comment on the episode that Dave and I did with y'all.
00:31:05.000 And it was that Topps Mike is always too low.
00:31:08.000 David's is always too high.
00:31:09.000 Never fix it.
00:31:10.000 And it's the same issue today.
00:31:11.000 So I just want you guys to know that it's always the issue and you never fix it.
00:31:15.000 And that comment was correct.
00:31:16.000 Yeah.
00:31:17.000 We do it in spite of them.
00:31:18.000 It's not perfect.
00:31:19.000 Okay.
00:31:20.000 Well, I just want you guys to know that though.
00:31:21.000 I think you just have to turn up your game.
00:31:23.000 And I have to turn mine down because I have a tendency to scream.
00:31:26.000 It's crazy with how far you keep your mic away too.
00:31:28.000 It's literally like at like nipple level.
00:31:30.000 Is it still too low?
00:31:31.000 I'm sorry.
00:31:32.000 I'm fine to me.
00:31:33.000 It sounds perfect to us, but the audience is always bitching and moaning about it. 1.00
00:31:37.000 Well, your stories, they didn't sound-
00:31:38.000 Well, your audience is actually what matters when it comes to the volume levels.
00:31:43.000 I don't know.
00:31:44.000 The worse we do, the more they show up, it's strange.
00:31:47.000 Nah.
00:31:48.000 You know what happened though?
00:31:49.000 With that episode, my Rodecaster like glitched out and then it fucked up my audio settings.
00:31:55.000 When I came back in, I had echo cancellation on and I was ducking the entire time.
00:31:59.000 So anytime you spoke or anyone, I cut out. 1.00
00:32:01.000 So it looked like, I was like, yeah, I look like a bitch. 0.99
00:32:04.000 Cause like I'm talking to Dave, I'm saying something about whatever God. 0.99
00:32:07.000 And then he goes and he starts talking and I like instantly drop out.
00:32:10.000 But it's not cause I stopped.
00:32:11.000 It's because like, it's just, it is what it is.
00:32:14.000 So yeah, hopefully that doesn't happen.
00:32:15.000 I just wanted you guys to know that was the comment that I heard.
00:32:18.000 And I was like, yeah, it's true.
00:32:20.000 We know, you know, it's crazy.
00:32:21.000 This is the first time.
00:32:22.000 Like I see it all the time.
00:32:24.000 I never say anything to top.
00:32:25.000 I don't know why it just doesn't.
00:32:27.000 I don't feel compelled to. 1.00
00:32:28.000 I see the chat and they're like, Hey, fuck. 1.00
00:32:29.000 Mike is real low. 1.00
00:32:30.000 And I was waiting for it. 0.99
00:32:34.000 I wanted to, um, there's a really funny bitch. 1.00
00:32:37.000 There's no. 1.00
00:32:38.000 Oh, that's that bitch. 1.00
00:32:39.000 You were arguing with, right? 1.00
00:32:40.000 Hold on.
00:32:41.000 Yeah.
00:32:42.000 This is the, this is the chubby girl that I was arguing with. 1.00
00:32:44.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:32:45.000 Don't put your fucking. 1.00
00:32:47.000 Hey, that's a good looking woman. 1.00
00:32:49.000 I'll give me that. 1.00
00:32:50.000 She's a dumb broad, but she's pregnant, bro. 1.00
00:32:53.000 Hell yeah. 1.00
00:32:54.000 Give her a break. 1.00
00:32:55.000 Oh, she's pregnant? 1.00
00:32:56.000 Fuck her and that baby. 1.00
00:32:57.000 Oh. 1.00
00:32:58.000 I'm sorry.
00:32:59.000 Anyway.
00:33:00.000 Raven doesn't even know what's going on.
00:33:02.000 I don't know, dude.
00:33:03.000 I thought I was just trying to fit in guys. 1.00
00:33:04.000 Fuck that baby. 1.00
00:33:05.000 Oh my God. 1.00
00:33:06.000 It's going right to her. 1.00
00:33:08.000 Honestly, I didn't even get upset by her whole shit. 1.00
00:33:10.000 I just want to say briefly how fucking unbelievably pathetic it is that Toad, Toad will let this 1.00
00:33:15.000 random broad who he's like, he's like, Oh, 5% of, of affection. 0.99
00:33:20.000 I'm going to just allow whatever your narrative to be painted. 0.97
00:33:23.000 And I'm going to go along with it because I need the support of a, of some fucking Twitch 0.99
00:33:28.000 streamer. 0.98
00:33:29.000 It's just so sad, dude.
00:33:30.000 It's sad.
00:33:31.000 No, I didn't see everything that she said, but she is a friend of mine in real life.
00:33:33.000 And I consider you to be one too, Clint.
00:33:35.000 Yeah.
00:33:36.000 I don't think so.
00:33:37.000 I just don't think he's going somewhere with that.
00:33:38.000 That was nice.
00:33:39.000 And then he just dropped it halfway through. 0.99
00:33:40.000 It's cause I'm fucking sick, dude. 0.98
00:33:42.000 I don't have any aggressive. 0.86
00:33:43.000 I just wanted to say, I just want to say, if you, if you want to actually patch things
00:33:48.000 up, you shouldn't be taking the side of a Twitch streamer over your homeboy.
00:33:51.000 That's all I'm saying.
00:33:52.000 Especially when it's not even true.
00:33:53.000 Bring that back.
00:33:54.000 Bring that back.
00:33:55.000 Someone put that out.
00:33:56.000 Bring that back.
00:33:57.000 What?
00:33:58.000 This is exactly how, this is what I was waiting for.
00:34:00.000 It was this.
00:34:01.000 How may I help you? 1.00
00:34:02.000 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00
00:34:03.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:34:04.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:34:05.000 Fuck off, you little kid. 1.00
00:34:07.000 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00
00:34:10.000 They just got pranked. 1.00
00:34:16.000 Have you not seen this whole video?
00:34:18.000 That kid is awesome.
00:34:19.000 Oh my God.
00:34:21.000 That's an old, that's an old like.
00:34:23.000 I've never seen that.
00:34:24.000 Oh my God.
00:34:25.000 The first part of it, he goes like, I'm going to, I'm going to call Warmer and tell them.
00:34:29.000 And he like messes up. 1.00
00:34:30.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:34:31.000 He's like, he has Tourette's. 1.00
00:34:32.000 It's so fucking funny. 0.95
00:34:33.000 I thought that was a video of me. 0.99
00:34:34.000 They just got pranked.
00:34:35.000 They just got pranked. 1.00
00:34:36.000 That was fucking amazing. 1.00
00:34:38.000 But right when I saw it, that's the thing that played in my mind was like, fuck you, 1.00
00:34:40.000 bitch. 1.00
00:34:41.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:34:42.000 I'm going to think of that every time Toad cracks now. 1.00
00:34:46.000 Oh, Tyler, save that.
00:34:52.000 And that way, anytime Toad snaps, we can play that.
00:34:56.000 Yes. 1.00
00:34:57.000 I meant to say that because I was like, I need that fuck you bitches a drop. 1.00
00:35:01.000 And then every time something. 1.00
00:35:02.000 Every time Toad, we don't even let him finish.
00:35:05.000 Just like that.
00:35:06.000 Yeah.
00:35:07.000 But then it's like you're interrupting me with myself.
00:35:09.000 Yes.
00:35:10.000 That's the point.
00:35:11.000 It's to settle you down so you don't make bad decisions like you did this past week.
00:35:14.000 Guys, you're theorizing on bits for the future.
00:35:17.000 We have to talk about now.
00:35:18.000 Yeah.
00:35:19.000 Let's get in the mailbag.
00:35:20.000 I guarantee you.
00:35:21.000 The next time he chimps out, when?
00:35:22.000 When is the next time he chimps out?
00:35:23.000 It's got to be at this show.
00:35:24.000 Are we kicking him out or what?
00:35:25.000 What's going on here, guys?
00:35:26.000 Let's get to the mailbag.
00:35:27.000 Let's get to the mailbag.
00:35:28.000 Let's get to the mailbag.
00:35:29.000 Let's get to the mailbag.
00:35:30.000 Was it accurate?
00:35:31.000 Yes.
00:35:32.000 I mean, yes.
00:35:33.000 Verbatim.
00:35:34.000 Yes.
00:35:35.000 See?
00:35:36.000 Yes.
00:35:37.000 See, now Toad's playing nice because he knows this is serious.
00:35:41.000 Is he recognizing he has a problem?
00:35:44.000 Seriously?
00:35:45.000 That's good.
00:35:46.000 That's the first step, right?
00:35:47.000 It is the first step.
00:35:48.000 Oh, God.
00:35:49.000 No, no, no. 0.99
00:35:50.000 He's not recognizing it because according to his response to creatrix.ttv or whatever the fuck, 0.89
00:35:55.000 everything that she had to say about it was accurate, you know? 0.99
00:35:59.000 She has mommy milkers, Clint.
00:36:00.000 Just give me a break.
00:36:01.000 I'm distracted.
00:36:02.000 This is what I'm talking about. 0.99
00:36:04.000 It's pathetic. 0.99
00:36:05.000 She's having someone... 1.00
00:36:06.000 Is that all it takes, Toad, to destroy your relationships, is a pair of cheap tits? 1.00
00:36:10.000 Is that what it takes? 1.00
00:36:11.000 A pair of cheap tits. 1.00
00:36:13.000 They're natural. 0.99
00:36:16.000 They're natural.
00:36:17.000 This is why we theorized in one of our chats that maybe, just maybe, 0.98
00:36:24.000 that it might just be Toad gets some pussy and, I mean, his whole outlook on life changes. 0.99
00:36:28.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99
00:36:29.000 We've been saying this.
00:36:30.000 Oh, my God.
00:36:31.000 I forgot.
00:36:32.000 Real quick.
00:36:33.000 That was another thing I offered, that we present this offer to Clint, that we let Toad 0.99
00:36:38.000 return to the show on the condition that he gets pussy. 1.00
00:36:41.000 That he gets pussy. 1.00
00:36:42.000 Yes. 1.00
00:36:43.000 That is like his crucible.
00:36:44.000 I mean, I would like to do that.
00:36:45.000 His 12 labors or whatever, you know, that he must do before he can return to us.
00:36:49.000 I would like to do that just to see what Toad is like afterwards.
00:36:51.000 I'll do it tonight, and I don't know what I'll be like.
00:36:54.000 You'll do it tonight?
00:36:55.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:36:56.000 You're just electing to get pussy tonight? 1.00
00:36:58.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:36:59.000 Okay.
00:37:00.000 Then just get your phone on mobile and just go do it.
00:37:04.000 I'm not lying. 1.00
00:37:05.000 If you want to leave right now, leave the show right now, go manifest some pussy somehow. 1.00
00:37:10.000 And come back. 1.00
00:37:11.000 On camera. 1.00
00:37:12.000 Can you get some pussy? 1.00
00:37:13.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:37:14.000 Manifest it, yeah.
00:37:15.000 He's got to prove it.
00:37:16.000 How dope would it be if he just like.
00:37:17.000 He's got to prove it though. 0.98
00:37:18.000 He walks into a hotel room where you've got these five bitches of all different heights. 1.00
00:37:21.000 He's just like, here we go. 0.98
00:37:22.000 Hey, Toad.
00:37:23.000 Hey, Toad.
00:37:24.000 This joke is.
00:37:25.000 Manifest it, okay?
00:37:26.000 Manifest it.
00:37:27.000 Manifest it.
00:37:28.000 Manifest it.
00:37:29.000 Manifest it.
00:37:30.000 Manifest it.
00:37:31.000 Manifest it.
00:37:32.000 Manifest it.
00:37:33.000 Manifest it.
00:37:34.000 Manifest it.
00:37:35.000 Manifest it.
00:37:36.000 Alright, that was a Toad.
00:37:37.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:37:38.000 There's gotta be at least one retarded bitch there that's stupid enough to fuck you. 1.00
00:37:40.000 You're gonna get a venereal disease. 1.00
00:37:41.000 Let's go.
00:37:42.000 Wear a condom.
00:37:43.000 Wear a condom. 0.93
00:37:44.000 Dude, bring her back to the hotel room and don't show her the camera. 1.00
00:37:46.000 No.
00:37:47.000 Better idea? 0.99
00:37:48.000 Don't wear a condom, cause it'd be so funny if you got an STD the first time you get fucked. 0.99
00:37:50.000 The first time. 0.99
00:37:51.000 I actually.
00:37:52.000 You know what, though?
00:37:53.000 Most of them, you're good with just something like penicillin.
00:37:55.000 So don't worry.
00:37:56.000 Not a big deal.
00:37:57.000 I'm allergic.
00:37:58.000 Knowing you're allergic to penicillin.
00:37:59.000 I'm allergic to penicillin.
00:38:00.000 The lifetime ones, but you know, whatever.
00:38:01.000 Toad, I also, this is just some bro science.
00:38:03.000 You can't get a VD on your first time having sex. 0.85
00:38:06.000 You can't get herpes on your first time.
00:38:07.000 Yeah, you can't.
00:38:08.000 That's bro science and it's true, actually.
00:38:09.000 It would be hilarious if because he's so compromised already, that's what kills him rapidly.
00:38:14.000 If he gets an STD and dies within a week.
00:38:17.000 Like, even just like a very mild one.
00:38:19.000 Like, what's the...
00:38:20.000 Is it herpes part of the mild?
00:38:21.000 Ring, ring, ring.
00:38:22.000 Ring, ring, ring.
00:38:23.000 Yes, corner here.
00:38:24.000 Yes.
00:38:25.000 Syphilis took him out.
00:38:26.000 About 72 hours.
00:38:27.000 Syphilis took him out.
00:38:28.000 No, no, no.
00:38:29.000 Lightning doesn't strike in the first time.
00:38:30.000 We have years of consumption.
00:38:31.000 Everyone knows that.
00:38:32.000 Consumption.
00:38:33.000 He died of the syphilis and the consumption.
00:38:36.000 Unbelievable.
00:38:37.000 It just happened.
00:38:38.000 It just happened. 0.90
00:38:43.000 Dude, if I die, like, you know, first time having sex, that would be like very, I don't 0.99
00:38:47.000 know, it seems very toad-like. 1.00
00:38:48.000 It would be like I'm a pregnantist or some shit. 0.98
00:38:49.000 It's very poetic. 0.99
00:38:50.000 You would at least fulfill your biological function.
00:38:52.000 Makes sense.
00:38:53.000 It'd be dope if you stroke out.
00:38:54.000 Yeah.
00:38:55.000 I think it would happen and he also still impregnates her and so he still has offspring.
00:38:59.000 So he dies.
00:39:00.000 Like, heart explodes.
00:39:01.000 And he comes out looking exactly the same.
00:39:03.000 That's kind of like the best case scenario for his kids.
00:39:05.000 And then he joins the tower gang.
00:39:07.000 Then he joins- he just slides right in.
00:39:10.000 He's still, like, covered in amniotic fluid and he's like, what's up, guys?
00:39:14.000 I got heartburn today. 1.00
00:39:15.000 It's fucking him. 1.00
00:39:16.000 Like, no, this is Toad, though. 1.00
00:39:18.000 It's like, yeah, it's me.
00:39:19.000 In, like, three years, we wouldn't even notice the difference.
00:39:21.000 No, seriously.
00:39:22.000 Just be like, just rambling.
00:39:24.000 Just, like, random words. 1.00
00:39:26.000 We have the same fucking fights. 0.99
00:39:28.000 All right. 1.00
00:39:29.000 Liz wants to see a fight. 1.00
00:39:30.000 So we really need to get into this mailbag.
00:39:31.000 Because I guarantee it's going to start some fights.
00:39:33.000 All right, read the mailbag.
00:39:34.000 We asked Toad if we could demote him. 1.00
00:39:36.000 Like, because, like, kicking him off the show is fucked. 0.97
00:39:38.000 But, like, if we could demote him to- and Raven said it's a sign spinner, which is just 0.99
00:39:43.000 the bad-
00:39:44.000 I mean, I'm already the punching bag.
00:39:47.000 You need to demote me any further, Ellie.
00:39:49.000 Oh, yeah, we can.
00:39:50.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:39:51.000 I'll tell you, this is an HR meeting.
00:39:53.000 This is not a podcast night.
00:39:54.000 It's an HR meeting.
00:39:55.000 We talk about taking your role and putting it to somewhere else that may be of more use
00:39:58.000 to us.
00:39:59.000 And so we're-
00:40:00.000 I just want to be very clear with you, Toad.
00:40:02.000 The only reason you haven't been kicked off this show already is because of me.
00:40:06.000 Everybody else was down to see you gone. 0.99
00:40:08.000 They were like, Clint, if you come back, Toad is fucking gone. 0.94
00:40:13.000 And I was like, I don't want to do this show without Toad. 0.95
00:40:15.000 I just don't want to do the show with Toad.
00:40:17.000 That's the problem.
00:40:18.000 That's fascinating.
00:40:19.000 I think-
00:40:20.000 Thank you, Clint.
00:40:21.000 No, that's-
00:40:22.000 Yeah, you should be saying thank you.
00:40:24.000 No, that is actually, uh-
00:40:26.000 No, that's like, uh, that's nice in a way.
00:40:29.000 It's a compliment.
00:40:30.000 Yeah, you're right, it is. 0.97
00:40:32.000 It's fucking nice. 0.78
00:40:33.000 It's the nicest thing anyone ever said to me, Clint. 0.98
00:40:38.000 Oh my God.
00:40:40.000 That's the truth, too.
00:40:42.000 Oh my God.
00:40:43.000 That's a good thing.
00:40:44.000 Like, you know how men, like, when they get a compliment, they, like, they'll cherish
00:40:49.000 that compliment for a long time.
00:40:50.000 That's going to be the thing, like, when Toad, like, you'll sleep at night, just going
00:40:53.000 to be like, hmm.
00:40:54.000 He doesn't want to do the show without me either.
00:40:56.000 That's all he's going to remember.
00:40:57.000 He said, it wasn't me, it was him.
00:40:59.000 All right, mailbag, mailbag. 1.00
00:41:04.000 That's the old school, uh, fucking, breakup with your girlfriend shit. 1.00
00:41:08.000 Is that what you told Ashton? 1.00
00:41:09.000 It's not me, it's me.
00:41:10.000 No.
00:41:11.000 I ain't coming.
00:41:12.000 All right, what do we got next?
00:41:14.000 It's not me and it's not you, but it's you.
00:41:16.000 All right, who's reading mailbag?
00:41:18.000 Yeah, what's going on?
00:41:19.000 What's the-
00:41:20.000 Oh, usually Toad does.
00:41:21.000 Uh, yeah.
00:41:22.000 Brain damage.
00:41:23.000 That could be your role.
00:41:24.000 That's your role.
00:41:25.000 Mailbag.
00:41:26.000 Brain damage. 1.00
00:41:27.000 Why are you gay? 0.99
00:41:28.000 And if this happens, will you tell the history of Black Wall Street? 1.00
00:41:32.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:41:33.000 This doesn't do anything for me. 1.00
00:41:34.000 All right, next. 0.98
00:41:35.000 I don't even know how to fucking answer that. 0.98
00:41:36.000 All right. 0.98
00:41:37.000 Are they saying this too, Toad? 0.98
00:41:38.000 Why are you gay? 1.00
00:41:39.000 I think he's literally brain damaged. 1.00
00:41:40.000 I don't understand.
00:41:42.000 I don't understand.
00:41:43.000 What does he ask?
00:41:44.000 This is the one guy in our telegram that does giant rants, I think.
00:41:46.000 Yes.
00:41:47.000 Yeah.
00:41:48.000 He's a little bit mentally unwell, but he means well, so.
00:41:50.000 Yeah, the telegram is lit, guys.
00:41:51.000 That's in his name, so yeah.
00:41:53.000 Yeah.
00:41:54.000 All right.
00:41:55.000 No.
00:41:56.000 There actually was a Black Wall Street.
00:41:58.000 Well, yeah.
00:41:59.000 It just doesn't make any sense.
00:42:00.000 Yeah, it got burned down.
00:42:01.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:42:02.000 I love that Cole's so fucking racist and retired. 1.00
00:42:04.000 He doesn't even know, like, any of it. 0.99
00:42:05.000 I didn't even know that it is.
00:42:06.000 Wait. 0.96
00:42:07.000 Blacks do finance? 1.00
00:42:08.000 You thought he was going to Google something, like, hilarious and racist? 0.99
00:42:10.000 Yeah.
00:42:11.000 I really was.
00:42:12.000 He was like, oh, there was a Black Wall Street. 0.89
00:42:14.000 Did you guys know that Blacks doing finance wasn't just a recent phenomenon?
00:42:19.000 Wait.
00:42:20.000 I thought they just came straight off the plantation and went right into the welfare line.
00:42:23.000 I had no idea they ever did nothing else.
00:42:25.000 Straight into the Waffle House. 0.99
00:42:26.000 Well, that's what the whole fucking movie Black Panther was about. 0.99
00:42:29.000 They're telling the story that Wakanda is supposed to be Black Wall Street. 0.99
00:42:32.000 That makes sense now.
00:42:33.000 Yep.
00:42:34.000 Yeah, but in actuality.
00:42:35.000 And then they burned it down.
00:42:36.000 Right.
00:42:37.000 That makes sense.
00:42:38.000 In actuality, instead of building this, like, really technologically advanced place,
00:42:42.000 they just completely crashed and burned.
00:42:44.000 Black don't crack.
00:42:46.000 What really happened with Black Wall Street, they said that we, like, the American government 0.65
00:42:49.000 firebombed it, but really, it's like, they probably just didn't hear the chirp. 0.99
00:42:52.000 Oh my fucking God. 0.98
00:42:53.000 This is really come down to the same. 0.99
00:42:55.000 No, I'm telling you, I think they just, like, I tweeted about this the other day because
00:42:59.000 I posted a video.
00:43:00.000 It was just, like, it was a woman talking about how Africa has, like, is the most technology
00:43:05.000 advanced, and they, like, invented all these technologies.
00:43:08.000 And in the background were all the, like, all the funny videos of the guy that made his
00:43:12.000 own helicopter.
00:43:13.000 Have you seen that video?
00:43:14.000 Yeah.
00:43:15.000 And then, like, the guys shoveling dirt into the fire building.
00:43:17.000 I was just like, I think they just, like, Wakanda did exist.
00:43:19.000 Where they miss every shot.
00:43:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:43:21.000 As I said, I think Wakanda did exist, but they just burnt it down whenever, like, their 1.00
00:43:24.000 local sports team won.
00:43:26.000 Like, they just burned it to the ground.
00:43:27.000 And I think that's probably what happened to Black Wall Street. 0.99
00:43:29.000 Just like the Tulsa fucking... 1.00
00:43:32.000 Tulsa teamers lost. 1.00
00:43:33.000 Yeah.
00:43:34.000 And then they just, like, burned it to the ground.
00:43:36.000 Well, white people have, white people have Wakanda, too. 0.58
00:43:39.000 It's called Tartaria.
00:43:40.000 You ever hear that conspiracy theory? 1.00
00:43:42.000 All those fucking fancy buildings that are, like, dilapidated and buried and shit. 0.99
00:43:45.000 They're like, that was us. 1.00
00:43:46.000 Like, we was...
00:43:47.000 Tom, Tom, I spent a whole week with you.
00:43:49.000 I know what Tartaria is.
00:43:50.000 I spent a whole week with them.
00:43:52.000 Alright, so that's different from Atlantis.
00:43:54.000 Alright, what do we got any better mailbags?
00:43:56.000 What do we got?
00:43:57.000 Probably.
00:43:58.000 Wasn't Tartaria Atlantis?
00:44:00.000 Cody's.
00:44:01.000 Oh, here we go.
00:44:02.000 Oh, here we go.
00:44:03.000 I'm acting surprised and hurt that a shockingly autistic man... 1.00
00:44:06.000 Oh, no, no, no.
00:44:07.000 Go back, go back.
00:44:08.000 No, no, no.
00:44:09.000 Go back.
00:44:10.000 What just happened there?
00:44:11.000 Here we go.
00:44:12.000 Mayo Monkey 35.
00:44:13.000 Mayo Monkey.
00:44:14.000 Alright. 1.00
00:44:15.000 Clint and Top, why are you both acting like such baby-backed bitches? 1.00
00:44:18.000 You bully-toed weekly and then get offended when he finally snaps back. 1.00
00:44:21.000 It's just retarded. 1.00
00:44:22.000 Tim Pool is a fag anyways. 1.00
00:44:25.000 This is also valid. 0.99
00:44:28.000 Yeah.
00:44:29.000 Yeah.
00:44:30.000 I think what matters here, Mayo Monkey, is that we outnumber Toad.
00:44:35.000 Yes.
00:44:36.000 I don't have the power.
00:44:38.000 It's like a know your role type thing.
00:44:40.000 Might makes right, you know.
00:44:42.000 At the end of the day, Toad has about as much power as you do, Mayo Monkey. 1.00
00:44:46.000 So.
00:44:47.000 Yeah.
00:44:48.000 Look.
00:44:49.000 No, but true.
00:44:50.000 I mean, just to get serious about this for a second, I'm very clear that I never expected
00:44:59.000 Toad to actually do it.
00:45:01.000 I even, in the DM, I said like, yo, I'm only going to ask, because it wasn't Tim, it was
00:45:07.000 Tim's Booker.
00:45:08.000 I said, I'm only going to ask if Toad tells me that he can do it.
00:45:11.000 Right.
00:45:12.000 And what, what pissed me off is that instead of just like reading up and just saying like,
00:45:17.000 Oh dude, I've, I've got too much work to do. 0.98
00:45:19.000 I got to go to the fucking pork fist next week. 0.99
00:45:21.000 He goes, he goes, what? 0.99
00:45:22.000 I thought that's what I did. 1.00
00:45:24.000 And then I go, I go scroll up, bitch. 1.00
00:45:26.000 And then he fucking scrolls up. 1.00
00:45:27.000 He looks at it. 0.99
00:45:28.000 He did it like, he has this thing where, you know how he like thinks in words.
00:45:33.000 He, he's, he types in, in speech because that's the thing you do in a room with someone.
00:45:38.000 If, if Clint says something, you go, huh?
00:45:41.000 Yeah.
00:45:42.000 Like if I need a couple more seconds to think about that, I go, what?
00:45:44.000 It's written.
00:45:45.000 What's wrong with you?
00:45:46.000 He says I can gather the information.
00:45:49.000 It's there permanently.
00:45:50.000 It wasn't even like he had to scroll up.
00:45:52.000 It was like, it was at the top.
00:45:54.000 It was there.
00:45:55.000 It was right there.
00:45:56.000 And he was like, like, but you want me to recap it just so that you can say no again.
00:46:00.000 And then that's when I started to get pissed.
00:46:01.000 Cause I was like, Oh, you're going to make me type it again.
00:46:03.000 Just so you could say no.
00:46:04.000 Cause I know you're going to say no.
00:46:06.000 No, I hadn't seen it cause I was, I was at work.
00:46:08.000 I like, I don't know.
00:46:09.000 I think the way that the way that my mind works doesn't make sense.
00:46:12.000 I don't, I don't know.
00:46:13.000 I know.
00:46:14.000 And that, and that's why a male monkey makes a point. 0.94
00:46:16.000 Why would you get upset?
00:46:17.000 He's an autistic guy that's acting autistic. 0.87
00:46:18.000 That's a very fair point. 0.99
00:46:19.000 The issue is that three years of fucking dealing with autism starts to break down your spirit. 1.00
00:46:24.000 It makes you want to fucking tear your own heart out and fucking stab your own eyes. 0.99
00:46:28.000 Well, I'm backed by the feds and they deployed me as like this, like ultra autism device. 1.00
00:46:34.000 Hold on.
00:46:35.000 I'm not, I'm not mad at Toad.
00:46:36.000 It's a special weapon.
00:46:37.000 I'm not mad at Toad at all. 0.99
00:46:39.000 I left, I left the chat because I was like, this shit is like pointless. 0.97
00:46:42.000 Honestly, if Clint or Toad leaves the show, it's not Tower Gang. 0.97
00:46:45.000 So I was like, do I want it to do a show that's not Tower Gang?
00:46:49.000 This has been the discussion.
00:46:50.000 I'm not mad at Toad at all. 0.99
00:46:52.000 I expect him to be retarded. 1.00
00:46:53.000 I know you don't like me. 0.98
00:46:55.000 That's fine.
00:46:56.000 I just.
00:46:57.000 Wait, I don't like you.
00:46:58.000 That's not true.
00:46:59.000 Guys, we voted on it.
00:47:01.000 So it's true.
00:47:02.000 No, I'm telling you.
00:47:05.000 I don't dislike any of you.
00:47:07.000 Toad is on his best behavior tonight.
00:47:08.000 This is fun.
00:47:09.000 Yeah.
00:47:10.000 This is weird.
00:47:11.000 It seems to be very.
00:47:12.000 I was expecting more clap back.
00:47:14.000 Well, maybe this is just the.
00:47:16.000 I think.
00:47:17.000 Maybe he's had time to think about it.
00:47:18.000 I think he has.
00:47:19.000 I think he's also been at Porkfest and he's like.
00:47:21.000 He goes no.
00:47:22.000 He's on ecstasy.
00:47:23.000 I think he's on ecstasy.
00:47:24.000 I just don't believe it.
00:47:25.000 He has, he has the capacity for like feigned reflection for a time. 1.00
00:47:30.000 But then next time there's an opportunity, he'll just be like, fuck your mother. 1.00
00:47:34.000 And I'm like, what? 1.00
00:47:35.000 This is what you just.
00:47:36.000 Yeah.
00:47:37.000 A hundred percent.
00:47:38.000 He's going to.
00:47:39.000 This is what's going to have to happen.
00:47:40.000 Don't you expect it though?
00:47:41.000 Like I don't.
00:47:42.000 The thing about Clint is like, how does this still bother you?
00:47:45.000 Yeah.
00:47:46.000 I just laugh at all this. 0.59
00:47:47.000 I mean, I expect this nonsense from him. 0.97
00:47:49.000 I respect his obstinance in the sense that I, I respect a stubborn psychopath. 0.89
00:47:53.000 But at the same time, like it's not helping me.
00:47:56.000 Yeah.
00:47:57.000 It's not helping me though.
00:47:58.000 So that's why I don't like it.
00:47:59.000 Yeah.
00:48:00.000 He's right.
00:48:01.000 Cause, cause I, as I said in the, cause I got sick of everyone like reframing how all
00:48:05.000 of this went down.
00:48:06.000 So I hopped in the telegram, which I never do.
00:48:08.000 And I explained it.
00:48:09.000 I've done, I like fought through all of the trips I've done.
00:48:12.000 Clint, you should see what Toad just said about the telegram. 0.99
00:48:16.000 He was like, I don't fucking see any of that shit. 0.99
00:48:18.000 I don't Mark Vestibule's whole long thing. 1.00
00:48:20.000 I didn't see any of that shit. 0.98
00:48:21.000 I don't have that app. 0.99
00:48:23.000 It's like, it took, it took him weeks to join it.
00:48:25.000 Whatever.
00:48:26.000 Continue.
00:48:27.000 Please continue.
00:48:28.000 I was just going to say like, I've done, I've done at least a hundred flights, like
00:48:31.000 50 trips to different places, different shows and shit like that over the past three 0.86
00:48:35.000 years. 0.85
00:48:36.000 And Toad's done like two, you know?
00:48:38.000 And it's like, I just want, I just want to feel as if like, we're all striving towards
00:48:42.000 the same end goal. 1.00
00:48:43.000 And a lot of people in the, in the tower gang telegram are like, this is just a stupid fucking 1.00
00:48:47.000 podcast. 1.00
00:48:48.000 Why are you taking it seriously?
00:48:49.000 Like, I don't look at things like that.
00:48:51.000 I think that we have something special.
00:48:53.000 I think that if we actually put in an extra special effort, this can become something truly
00:48:57.000 special.
00:48:58.000 If you don't feel that way, that's fine.
00:49:00.000 But that means I shouldn't be in business with you.
00:49:02.000 That means I shouldn't.
00:49:03.000 I agree with you, but yeah, like I'm having difficulty balancing this.
00:49:07.000 Yeah.
00:49:08.000 Okay.
00:49:09.000 And speaking with Cole, you need a solo podcast venture.
00:49:12.000 I'm just saying, you know, on that note, um, you're, you're just, I would love to do a
00:49:17.000 sports podcast.
00:49:18.000 I can't bear to hear cold talk any more than I would.
00:49:21.000 I mean, I'm not going to listen to the podcast, but I thought that was the deal.
00:49:24.000 Like everybody does things.
00:49:25.000 You don't actually listen to them.
00:49:26.000 Yeah.
00:49:27.000 What would you like to see happen, uh, uh, Clint with the show as far as like people working
00:49:33.000 hard and this making money.
00:49:34.000 Let's do a trap.
00:49:35.000 Look, my, my honest opinion is that if everyone was going as hard as top and I have been for
00:49:40.000 the past three years, we would be crushing.
00:49:41.000 Oh yeah.
00:49:42.000 And, and that's not to like, I realized that these other three are all still keeping one, 0.99
00:49:47.000 one foot in the land of the, the sane and real and doing real world shit. 0.99
00:49:52.000 And we are, we are all in on the insane. 0.98
00:49:55.000 So like, I'm not even pretending that they could possibly be doing everything that we are,
00:49:59.000 but I just want more. 0.98
00:50:00.000 I just want a little bit fucking more. 0.96
00:50:02.000 And when you have a big opportunity, especially when there's been conversations about going 0.98
00:50:06.000 on IRL and shit like that in the past, and then it, it pops back up out of the blue,
00:50:10.000 which is like not going to happen very often.
00:50:12.000 And it's like, what?
00:50:14.000 You know, I understand.
00:50:17.000 I understand.
00:50:18.000 I want to do it.
00:50:19.000 Toad.
00:50:20.000 Here's how you do.
00:50:21.000 That's why it's so weird.
00:50:22.000 Like it's so dismissive when, when the opportunity.
00:50:24.000 It's not that it's, it's also, you spend a lot of time betting and I want you to think
00:50:29.000 of the show.
00:50:30.000 I do.
00:50:31.000 As a bet.
00:50:32.000 By the way, real quick.
00:50:33.000 I'm going to point out by no way Jose fans in the chat are jilted right now.
00:50:35.000 Just saying.
00:50:36.000 Where are they at?
00:50:37.000 I don't see them.
00:50:38.000 There was a few of them.
00:50:39.000 There's a couple.
00:50:40.000 This guy.
00:50:41.000 Never seen them before.
00:50:43.000 Sorry.
00:50:44.000 Jose's fans are like real fat dudes with glasses and they're just very like, like smarmy. 0.95
00:50:49.000 Like smarmy. 1.00
00:50:50.000 They don't watch this shit. 1.00
00:50:51.000 They like to listen to a fucking, he's talking. 1.00
00:50:53.000 No offense was that you were tweeting about a OKC again. 0.99
00:50:55.000 And, and even Tanya, Tanya Yiki liked it.
00:50:57.000 And I was like, just couldn't care less.
00:50:59.000 I thought you were about to say that Tanya Yiki was like, all right, can you just shut 0.99
00:51:02.000 the fuck up? 0.99
00:51:03.000 Finally. 0.99
00:51:04.000 This is getting old.
00:51:05.000 I'm doing cool. 0.91
00:51:06.000 I'm doing cool shit. 0.93
00:51:07.000 And to be honest, I know I don't, I don't put in as much effort as I guess it's theoretically 0.84
00:51:11.000 possible, but it is like, it's kind of like the more the money gets there, the more I'm 0.98
00:51:14.000 able to, cause I do actually have real world shit as opposed to Toad who is a single fucking 0.98
00:51:19.000 dude in his mid thirties. 0.98
00:51:20.000 It's like, I'm sorry.
00:51:21.000 I can't sympathize.
00:51:22.000 Like go.
00:51:23.000 I think that's the other reason I, I'm not, I'm not as mean to, uh, Jose and Cole over this
00:51:30.000 time is that I'm like, Toad, you hate everything about your current existence.
00:51:34.000 These two seem to actually enjoy their lives. 0.95
00:51:35.000 You seem to be genuinely miserable. 1.00
00:51:37.000 And you bitch about it. 1.00
00:51:38.000 Literally. 1.00
00:51:39.000 I've had to listen to you bitch about it for years on end. 1.00
00:51:40.000 And I'm like, I'm like, yo, yo, I got a path for you, dog. 0.99
00:51:43.000 If you want to try, like, I got a path for you. 1.00
00:51:45.000 And then you're like, fuck you. 1.00
00:51:47.000 And I'm like, what? 1.00
00:51:48.000 So that was, this is, you have to, that's what these authors think.
00:51:52.000 No.
00:51:53.000 Buy me a river about that.
00:51:55.000 I mean, what, why is that?
00:51:57.000 No, you don't think so?
00:51:58.000 This is what Dave, Dave Smith did.
00:51:59.000 Dave Smith did to us.
00:52:00.000 I reject that premise.
00:52:01.000 I reject that premise. 1.00
00:52:02.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99
00:52:04.000 By the way, I want to point out, some people are saying that Toad is like a long shot. 1.00
00:52:07.000 And I've seen that.
00:52:08.000 And that like him putting more time into this wouldn't really pay off.
00:52:11.000 I completely disagree. 0.99
00:52:12.000 Like, yeah, maybe not so much to a solo adventure, but I feel like Toad's antics, the kind of shit 1.00
00:52:16.000 he did, if he did it on a big stage and took these opportunities, it would be the shit 0.99
00:52:21.000 that drove us to like viral success. 0.97
00:52:22.000 I'll tell you, I'll tell you where, where I shifted from not taking Toad seriously to taking Toad
00:52:26.000 seriously.
00:52:27.000 I'm fortunate because I think this is what happened to him too.
00:52:29.000 Dude, when he debated in Georgia, I was like, I was like, this guy has the capacity to do
00:52:34.000 something and be something special. 0.99
00:52:37.000 Contrary to all of the shit I talk about him all the time. 0.99
00:52:39.000 I was like, when I saw that, I was like, holy fuck, like he can actually do something 1.00
00:52:44.000 cool. 0.99
00:52:45.000 And I know that sounds mean, but it's the truth. 0.90
00:52:47.000 And after that day, I was like, yo, if you go on fucking Timcast, you go on any big show, 0.91
00:52:53.000 you're going to have moments. 0.81
00:52:54.000 And I was like, you going up against Kaufman would have been so legendary. 0.98
00:52:59.000 The virality, the fucking, the little highlight moments, it would have been so awesome. 0.98
00:53:03.000 So that's, I was just disappointing. 0.99
00:53:04.000 That's all.
00:53:05.000 That's the thing.
00:53:06.000 Toad is like, I know if I put, if I put, all right, no offense, Cole.
00:53:08.000 I'm also disappointed.
00:53:09.000 If I put Cole.
00:53:10.000 I was about to say the same thing, you know, because I was like.
00:53:12.000 If I put Cole on a big stage, I don't know if he's going to sink or swim.
00:53:15.000 If I put Toad on a big stage.
00:53:17.000 I'm pretty confident.
00:53:18.000 I am confident.
00:53:19.000 He doesn't know anything to do but swim. 0.96
00:53:21.000 And it's like retarded swimming. 1.00
00:53:23.000 And I know it's going to be great. 0.97
00:53:24.000 I'm not black.
00:53:25.000 Yeah.
00:53:26.000 This is what I'm saying.
00:53:27.000 Because like, listen, after, after what happened in Georgia, and you've seen it Toad, whenever
00:53:31.000 the opportunities come up, who do they say should go?
00:53:34.000 Yeah, me.
00:53:35.000 Yeah.
00:53:36.000 Okay.
00:53:37.000 And why do you think that?
00:53:38.000 Why do they?
00:53:39.000 Well, Clinton top.
00:53:40.000 Well, no, no, no, no.
00:53:41.000 Mostly they ask, like, they don't, they're not asking me and Jose. 0.92
00:53:42.000 Like, cause they know that like, you're going to kill it. 0.94
00:53:45.000 And actually, even though Jose went on Tim Cass, he kind of sucked on it. 0.97
00:53:48.000 It depends on what.
00:53:49.000 I don't agree.
00:53:51.000 It depends on what the thing is, but I get what you're saying.
00:53:54.000 Yeah.
00:53:55.000 I asked top.
00:53:56.000 I said, do you think maybe the reason that this is happening is because Toad is, cause
00:53:59.000 I don't know you as well.
00:54:00.000 Right.
00:54:01.000 I go, is Toad afraid?
00:54:02.000 It's a big platform.
00:54:03.000 It's kind of static.
00:54:04.000 He goes, no, he doesn't know how to be afraid.
00:54:06.000 He's not afraid. 0.93
00:54:07.000 And I stopped and I thought back to Georgia and I was like, he's goddamn right, dude. 0.68
00:54:11.000 I do get afraid.
00:54:13.000 Like, but I don't know.
00:54:14.000 It's just like, you're afraid of your refrigerator and like the ice cubes it makes.
00:54:18.000 I am.
00:54:19.000 And the noise.
00:54:20.000 My house is haunted.
00:54:21.000 He's afraid of change.
00:54:23.000 He's afraid of change.
00:54:24.000 I'm pretty sure.
00:54:25.000 I am.
00:54:26.000 That's it.
00:54:27.000 That's it.
00:54:28.000 Yeah, you're correct.
00:54:29.000 100%.
00:54:30.000 Well, not just afraid of change.
00:54:31.000 I think you're also afraid of success.
00:54:32.000 Yep.
00:54:33.000 And that's what pisses me off more than anything.
00:54:34.000 No.
00:54:35.000 Because I am not afraid of success. 0.99
00:54:36.000 And I want to fucking succeed. 0.99
00:54:37.000 That's like the LP, man. 0.98
00:54:38.000 I can't.
00:54:39.000 No.
00:54:40.000 It could be stressful on his heart.
00:54:41.000 His autism.
00:54:42.000 Because right now it's funneled towards like his betting.
00:54:44.000 Not even his career.
00:54:46.000 Like, it's funneled towards betting. 0.99
00:54:47.000 Like, when you see how much time and shit he puts into betting, into making up. 0.98
00:54:51.000 What did we figure out? 0.99
00:54:52.000 It was what, like three grand a year?
00:54:54.000 Was that around that?
00:54:55.000 No, it's probably like seven or eight.
00:54:58.000 Yeah, seven or eight grand a year.
00:54:59.000 It's not a lot.
00:55:00.000 Okay, whatever.
00:55:01.000 Seven, eight grand a year that he funnels hours and hours into.
00:55:03.000 He might put more time into that than I do my website.
00:55:06.000 Bro, if we could just shift, I mean, 50% of that, 20% of that to just Tower Gang.
00:55:11.000 And just being like, listen.
00:55:12.000 Or like, I want him to think of it as like, you put money on us.
00:55:17.000 Because whenever he puts money on somebody, he gets really invested in it.
00:55:20.000 Like, crazy invested.
00:55:22.000 Ooh, yeah.
00:55:23.000 There you go.
00:55:24.000 This slump continues.
00:55:26.000 If you started doing that betting addiction into betting on Tower Gang. 0.99
00:55:30.000 Like, imagine if you just sold all your possessions, moved to fucking Florida in the trailer, 0.99
00:55:35.000 built a studio with all that fucking equity and all the shit you have, build it up so 0.99
00:55:39.000 you're near us, and then now we have a studio, and you go out from there and just put all 1.00
00:55:43.000 your time you have into it.
00:55:44.000 I mean, you could probably get some sort of part-time job.
00:55:46.000 You work in tech.
00:55:47.000 I mean, with as much equity and as much money as you have, you'd be able to sustain yourself
00:55:51.000 for a good while.
00:55:52.000 See, here's the thing I've learned after years of doing this.
00:55:55.000 It's not about a singular moment.
00:55:58.000 Like, yes, you'll have some.
00:55:59.000 I think I had probably my best moment with Vivek, you know, a month ago.
00:56:04.000 But it's really just about, like, getting in front of people.
00:56:07.000 Because, like, now people perceive me as being an IRL regular. 0.94
00:56:11.000 Like, I'll go to IRL events and they'll fucking recognize me.
00:56:14.000 Like, they're like, you're not a one-off. 0.90
00:56:16.000 You're a guy that we've seen a bunch of times.
00:56:18.000 Even if they can't remember my name, they will recognize me.
00:56:21.000 It's like, but you have to do that.
00:56:23.000 You have to take those opportunities.
00:56:24.000 You have to do it consistently for years.
00:56:25.000 And then all of a sudden, you just start to get more and more opportunities.
00:56:28.000 And it's like, I just want to not be the only one that's doing that.
00:56:31.000 And most of you guys aren't even in political lanes at this point.
00:56:33.000 So you're not going to be able to do that.
00:56:36.000 But I know Toad can do it.
00:56:37.000 And I know he can do it in a very funny way.
00:56:39.000 Which kind of, like, ties in both the tower gang and the political audience.
00:56:43.000 So...
00:56:44.000 Yeah, I was...
00:56:45.000 Laney better not have killed himself. 1.00
00:56:47.000 Fuck that. 1.00
00:56:48.000 It's not of, like, the big moments you have to hit. 1.00
00:56:51.000 Well, this is a 40% chance.
00:56:52.000 It's consistent moments.
00:56:53.000 It's just, like, being consistent of doing, like...
00:56:55.000 That's what makes Dave's career so special.
00:56:57.000 And I know you guys get pissed that I...
00:56:59.000 Or Top gets pissed because I blow him so much.
00:57:01.000 It's the truth.
00:57:02.000 No, he writes moments.
00:57:03.000 He is so consistently on point.
00:57:05.000 And he does it wherever he's at with whoever his guest or his host is.
00:57:10.000 And that, like, you just become known as being a great guest, so...
00:57:14.000 Toad, do you want to be a full-time, like...
00:57:17.000 Do you want this to be your full-time gig?
00:57:19.000 Is that even a reality for you?
00:57:22.000 I want it to be, but I can't get it in my mind that it is, like, that realistic.
00:57:28.000 At least not right now.
00:57:30.000 Why not?
00:57:31.000 I mean, if you...
00:57:32.000 Say you did completely flip your life.
00:57:34.000 You could do, like, what Raven's doing and doing, like, daily streams in the show.
00:57:37.000 Kind of interacting with the fans.
00:57:39.000 Kind of stuff like that.
00:57:41.000 Like, I don't see why.
00:57:42.000 Like, I mean, if you put the time and, you know, start to monetize it...
00:57:45.000 Would you make, like, 10 grand a month?
00:57:47.000 Yeah.
00:57:48.000 And you already, as we point out, you have, you know, probably...
00:57:51.000 I don't know your specific finance, but we talked about the show before.
00:57:53.000 Me?
00:57:54.000 You have plenty in equity in your home.
00:57:55.000 So if you did, like, move or something, you'd have plenty of money to work with to ride for a while.
00:57:59.000 Like, you could get a part-time job.
00:58:01.000 I'm sure you probably could live off what you have for a good while.
00:58:03.000 You could buy a house cash with your equity and then have no overhead whatsoever.
00:58:08.000 Yep.
00:58:13.000 Yeah.
00:58:14.000 Are you...
00:58:15.000 It's interesting because you seem to be...
00:58:18.000 You'll take risks when it comes to money as far as gambling goes, but as far as...
00:58:21.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:22.000 No, you're wrong.
00:58:23.000 He doesn't see it as a risk.
00:58:25.000 Because he's putting so much time and effort into it that it's not a risk.
00:58:28.000 That he thinks he understands it.
00:58:30.000 Yeah.
00:58:31.000 So that he's constantly safe.
00:58:32.000 He's positioning himself in a safe way.
00:58:33.000 Yes.
00:58:34.000 He's positioning it.
00:58:35.000 He has an angle.
00:58:36.000 I mean, it's...
00:58:37.000 Well, it is a risk, but...
00:58:38.000 Well, yeah.
00:58:39.000 I mean, it's similar...
00:58:40.000 What was that question?
00:58:41.000 How is any of this on Toad?
00:58:42.000 Did someone say that?
00:58:43.000 It's similar in that it's an investment.
00:58:46.000 Is this your first time tuning in?
00:58:47.000 Yeah, right?
00:58:48.000 Because he's the one who has so much capacity to change and so much to express desire to 0.89
00:58:53.000 do so, but no fucking actual, like... 0.54
00:58:56.000 I mean, we've had this knockdown drag out fight for years, so it's nothing new. 0.85
00:59:00.000 It's nothing new.
00:59:01.000 It's just like...
00:59:02.000 Toad, listen.
00:59:03.000 Toad and Clint are basically...
00:59:05.000 They have almost the same lives as far as where they could be.
00:59:10.000 Bizarro lives.
00:59:11.000 It's just like a mirror image of each other is what it is.
00:59:13.000 It's crazy.
00:59:14.000 But it's almost like...
00:59:15.000 And this isn't even to be insulting, Toad, but it seems like you're ruled by fear. 0.99
00:59:17.000 They have the same dumb painting in the back. 0.99
00:59:19.000 Look. 0.99
00:59:20.000 Is it a watermelon? 0.99
00:59:21.000 The opposite of a watermelon, whatever the fuck it is. 0.99
00:59:24.000 He's doing everything opposite of Clint. 0.99
00:59:26.000 Yup.
00:59:27.000 It just feels like all your decisions are caught up in fear. 1.00
00:59:30.000 And that feels fucking gay. 1.00
00:59:32.000 You shouldn't do that. 1.00
00:59:34.000 This one was fun, but it's starting to sound like this one's becoming worse.
00:59:37.000 No, it's not worse.
00:59:38.000 No. 0.99
00:59:39.000 It's very fun, but I still want to fucking... 0.97
00:59:41.000 I still want to grow everything I'm doing. 0.98
00:59:42.000 I want to grow it.
00:59:43.000 And when I'm doing something that I think is good, if I thought this was bad, I'd just
00:59:47.000 be like, yeah, I enjoy it.
00:59:48.000 It's fun.
00:59:49.000 It's never going anywhere.
00:59:50.000 Fine.
00:59:51.000 That's fine.
00:59:52.000 But that's not how I feel about this.
00:59:53.000 I'm just being honest with you.
00:59:54.000 You know, the audience can feel differently.
00:59:56.000 But when you see the type of fanfare that we have, even with the small, like, diehard
01:00:00.000 fans that we have, I'm like, this can be something bigger.
01:00:03.000 And that's all I'm saying. 0.98
01:00:04.000 And I don't give a fuck how the audience feels about me feeling that way. 0.98
01:00:08.000 It's just true. 0.98
01:00:09.000 I've seen enough shows. 1.00
01:00:10.000 I know how this shit works. 1.00
01:00:11.000 That's the truth. 0.99
01:00:12.000 If you see the tone and tenor of some of the big shows these days and the type of humor, 0.99
01:00:17.000 like, look at this, that nigga girl that fucking blew up. 1.00
01:00:19.000 Like, I think like we are. 0.99
01:00:21.000 And I was like, oh, there's no way this could get like big.
01:00:23.000 And like, I don't see why not. 0.91
01:00:24.000 Like, I mean, no, I was telling top the other fucking day that I was listening to you guys. 0.98
01:00:28.000 I forgot that I fucking knew you. 0.98
01:00:30.000 And it was like I was listening to some sort of like Opie and Anthony show or some shit. 0.99
01:00:33.000 Like, all the characters are fleshed out.
01:00:35.000 Everybody was doing what you wanted to do. 0.99
01:00:36.000 And I was fucking laughing. 1.00
01:00:37.000 And I was like, wait, I know these faggots. 1.00
01:00:39.000 That's fucking crazy. 1.00
01:00:40.000 Like, it was it was going off so well, especially with Tyler and the way he's producing. 1.00
01:00:44.000 It was a show.
01:00:45.000 It was a banger of a show.
01:00:47.000 Yeah, production has gone to another level.
01:00:49.000 That's really made me feel like, yo.
01:00:51.000 The world is ready for this.
01:00:57.000 Clint is right.
01:00:58.000 The full grown man is right.
01:01:02.000 And so all that to say, we're going to we have thought about how ways that we can because we want to monetize this so that we can.
01:01:10.000 We would all like to make a living off this or like off of all of our shows and this show and then do whatever we can.
01:01:15.000 So we're going to be looking forward to see how we can actually monetize in a way shows like whatever that y'all get extra content.
01:01:25.000 And then also and we can do more with the show and like keep it together and kind of improve on it because we want to be fucking at least not.
01:01:34.000 Let me let me also be very clear, too. 0.95
01:01:36.000 It's not that I expect this to be some fucking cash cow in the near term. 0.91
01:01:40.000 What I want is for it to be revenue producing so that we can hire someone like Lainey to be putting out bangers on on on tick tock and all sorts of shit like we need that. 0.98
01:01:51.000 We need that. And I'm not coming out of pocket for that shit. 0.99
01:01:53.000 So if we can actually just get it to that level where we can start to grow the audience like that's the key. 0.99
01:01:58.000 And we're not even there.
01:01:59.000 And that's let me tell you, maybe three years deep and we're not there. 0.99
01:02:02.000 That's fucking terrible. 0.96
01:02:03.000 And maybe Clint would put this in front of Joe Rogan if it was fucking there, if the production was up, if everything was going well, maybe then you start tagging. 0.99
01:02:12.000 Yeah, I mean, the problem is that the production quality is not good.
01:02:14.000 And like if we were doing more in person, obviously, I'd be more prone, because I think that's really if you want to take it to that level, that's what you got to do.
01:02:21.000 But we've talked about that in the past.
01:02:23.000 Hey, my wife, my wife has been already telling me she wants to see after that week with top like she was already like, we should move to Lady Lake. 1.00
01:02:30.000 I'm like, yeah, I do think we have to not let them move near you. 0.95
01:02:34.000 You're going to be in the fucking I do think what's the swingers like in your city? 1.00
01:02:40.000 How many pineapples are there? 0.98
01:02:42.000 I do think we as a gang have potential to in the fact that like we're all infiltrating different areas infiltrating might be the wrong word, but we're like, but then we come together for this podcast.
01:02:51.000 Yeah, I know Toad is probably legit infiltrating.
01:02:54.000 I mean, obviously, we're not looking like, of course, sponsors are something like we have good sponsors shot in the dough.
01:03:01.000 No, we don't sponsor us anymore.
01:03:03.000 Oh, whatever.
01:03:04.000 Don't show you. 1.00
01:03:05.000 Fuck them. 1.00
01:03:06.000 Fuck you, the dough. 1.00
01:03:08.000 But they are still very good at killing yourself. 1.00
01:03:10.000 But that's what we would rather go the Patreon route or like something where we get directly from the viewers.
01:03:17.000 And also, we were thinking about doing, you know, we already do a pre show.
01:03:20.000 We were I was we had talked about maybe doing in the Allah Matt and Shane secret podcast.
01:03:26.000 They do a live show like this, or we would just do a live show and then do a post show like another 45 minutes, 30, 45 minutes.
01:03:34.000 Drunk and Baked sent us $2.
01:03:36.000 Toad is the autistic chosen one to bridge the gap between the gay temple political shows and the anti-PC comedy scene. 0.94
01:03:41.000 Bet on yourself, Toad.
01:03:43.000 $2.2 in Tower Game for Life. 0.99
01:03:45.000 Hell fucking yeah. 0.99
01:03:46.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:03:47.000 Yeah.
01:03:48.000 That's basically how I feel about it.
01:03:49.000 Yeah.
01:03:50.000 Yeah.
01:03:51.000 It seems like, yeah, an insane bridge.
01:03:53.000 You're like an intelligent.
01:03:55.000 Yeah.
01:03:56.000 That bridge needs to be there.
01:03:57.000 I mean, I want to.
01:03:58.000 I do want to do it.
01:03:59.000 Yeah.
01:04:00.000 You're like the intelligent jester is what you are.
01:04:02.000 Before, before, before Dave Smith, that, that lane seemed impossible to be a political commentator standup comic and also like do one of the most like raw podcasts.
01:04:13.000 No.
01:04:14.000 Yes.
01:04:15.000 Film this like the odd couple.
01:04:17.000 I want this.
01:04:18.000 Blood pillow man.
01:04:19.000 No blood pillows.
01:04:20.000 Would you, would you be a startup for him?
01:04:22.000 Would you be willing to sponsor his startup when he completely renovates his life?
01:04:26.000 Oh my God.
01:04:27.000 Let him live there for a while.
01:04:28.000 You're a venture capitalist in Toad's life.
01:04:32.000 We're like, Clint, will you show up next week?
01:04:34.000 Will you show up next week if Toad is here? 1.00
01:04:36.000 I lived with my mentally ill fucking half brother for a year. 0.99
01:04:39.000 And that, that wouldn't be as bad as me and Toad. 1.00
01:04:42.000 Hey.
01:04:43.000 What if you get a cut of his future success?
01:04:45.000 Like his future profit office?
01:04:47.000 I would do it for 50% of his future net worth.
01:04:50.000 Net worth?
01:04:51.000 Net worth?
01:04:52.000 Like all of his own?
01:04:53.000 I would say more like specifically tower gang related.
01:04:56.000 He laid down ground rules.
01:04:58.000 If he, if he were to live with me for six months, I could turn his entire life around.
01:05:01.000 But he would actually have to do what I tell him to do.
01:05:03.000 And I don't think he would. 0.99
01:05:04.000 He'd just be, I'm not your fucking monkey. 1.00
01:05:05.000 Toad. 1.00
01:05:06.000 Dude.
01:05:07.000 Every day we'd wake up, I'd be like, let's go to the gym. 0.99
01:05:09.000 And he's like, I'm not your fucking monkey. 0.98
01:05:10.000 I was like, then why are you here? 0.99
01:05:11.000 No, no.
01:05:12.000 This is like.
01:05:13.000 No, no, no.
01:05:14.000 Actually, I think I would actually do that.
01:05:16.000 Because like when I was consistently going to the gym, it was because I was going with a bunch of homies basically. 1.00
01:05:21.000 This is like, what's that, what's that movie with Steve Carell and.
01:05:26.000 I like seeing dudes work out, man.
01:05:28.000 It's Steve Carell.
01:05:30.000 I like seeing men struggle.
01:05:32.000 Full grown men struggle.
01:05:34.000 Dude, I love this idea so much.
01:05:36.000 Well, what's that movie with Steve Carell and Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling?
01:05:39.000 No, no, no, no.
01:05:40.000 Crazy Stupid Love. 0.99
01:05:41.000 Crazy Stupid Love.
01:05:42.000 Where it was, it was, Ryan Gosling was like, he saw the Steve Carell character and he was like, I'm going to fix this guy.
01:05:49.000 And like he went, they took him like to get new clothes.
01:05:52.000 They took him.
01:05:53.000 He was like how to talk to women. 0.99
01:05:54.000 He was like, he said he was like, gotta go to the gym and all this stuff.
01:05:56.000 And he turned his whole life around.
01:05:57.000 Steve Carell is a handsome guy and he has a pretty good build.
01:06:00.000 He had a shirt off in that movie.
01:06:01.000 Like you could help Steve Carell.
01:06:03.000 I think you could.
01:06:04.000 I think.
01:06:05.000 Dude, I don't know.
01:06:06.000 I think.
01:06:07.000 Dude, I think.
01:06:08.000 I think. 0.99
01:06:09.000 I think we could get to fucking jacked if he actually, if he wanted it. 0.98
01:06:12.000 That would look weird. 0.96
01:06:13.000 But it would look super strange.
01:06:15.000 Which side of his body would be jacked?
01:06:17.000 Which side?
01:06:18.000 Which side?
01:06:19.000 He is built backwards.
01:06:20.000 So he would have an incredibly short back. 1.00
01:06:22.000 Dude, I would have fucking pecs on my back, brother. 1.00
01:06:25.000 Six pack lower back. 1.00
01:06:27.000 You know what I was imagining? 0.90
01:06:28.000 When you were like, he's like, oh, I don't jerk off in hotels.
01:06:31.000 Like the way he stands with his hand like this and just like one other hand like looking 0.71
01:06:35.000 at like, whatever.
01:06:37.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:06:38.000 I guess I'll fucking. 0.98
01:06:39.000 Watching like Boston Red Sox highlights. 0.98
01:06:40.000 I'm coming.
01:06:41.000 Just.
01:06:42.000 Every day when I roll out of my bedroom at 11 a.m. and I just see him standing over it
01:06:46.000 in front of his bedroom just standing like, oh, you're finally up, huh?
01:06:50.000 Finally up.
01:06:51.000 Right on your blood, Phillip.
01:06:53.000 It really is odd couple.
01:06:55.000 That's not just plot anymore.
01:06:56.000 Your wife cheated on you because you lost sight of who you are as a man. 0.79
01:07:00.000 Just take that straw out of your mouth. 1.00
01:07:01.000 It looks like you're sucking on it. 0.99
01:07:03.000 That's him. 0.99
01:07:04.000 I've never seen that in my life.
01:07:05.000 Oh, it's a great movie.
01:07:06.000 It's a really funny movie.
01:07:07.000 I can't tell you how much I want this to happen.
01:07:09.000 I really feel like this could be the key to fixing toad.
01:07:11.000 So like.
01:07:12.000 All right. 0.99
01:07:13.000 Cause I was talking with a real good chance that it breaks my fucking soul. 0.99
01:07:16.000 But he's got it. 1.00
01:07:17.000 There's a good chance it breaks me and I die.
01:07:20.000 I don't know. 1.00
01:07:21.000 Throwing off a fucking balcony. 1.00
01:07:22.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:07:23.000 You have to.
01:07:24.000 I am on the 23rd floor.
01:07:25.000 You got to put him on the seat that Luke's dog sits at.
01:07:27.000 Like you got to bring him with you all everywhere.
01:07:29.000 He can't talk.
01:07:30.000 This is my attack toad. 1.00
01:07:32.000 Same fucking energy. 1.00
01:07:33.000 I sit him right next to Atlas. 1.00
01:07:35.000 We feed him treats and shit. 0.99
01:07:36.000 He's like your son you bring to work type energy. 1.00
01:07:38.000 Like the COO that brings his kid everywhere.
01:07:40.000 During the show he sleeps on the dog bed.
01:07:42.000 Or like the king in movies where it's like the prince will be here at the royal council.
01:07:47.000 It would be good to see or to have him just see how much time I commit to this so
01:07:52.000 you can understand like why I get so frustrated.
01:07:54.000 I think I think it'd be great.
01:07:55.000 You basically he works as your intern for like six months.
01:07:59.000 This is how Clint finds God.
01:08:01.000 Dude that's true.
01:08:02.000 He just pushes him to the edge.
01:08:04.000 Like an in house.
01:08:05.000 Oh my god.
01:08:06.000 He has to come to every like Tim cast and just kind of sit off in the corner downstairs
01:08:09.000 to the wrestling cast.
01:08:11.000 I will serenade Clint with that.
01:08:13.000 What was that black dude's name?
01:08:14.000 That song?
01:08:15.000 Oh yeah.
01:08:16.000 When he was tripping on shrooms or whatever. 1.00
01:08:18.000 I'll sing him that shit. 1.00
01:08:19.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:08:20.000 It's a great song.
01:08:21.000 Still is a great song.
01:08:22.000 Yeah.
01:08:23.000 I cried. 0.99
01:08:24.000 I just think you guys put in so much fucking work into the show. 0.99
01:08:25.000 I was telling top how much it would suck if you got to some place where Tower Gang 0.98
01:08:28.000 doesn't exist and you go and you turn back and you go man if we only fucking tried like 0.97
01:08:33.000 if we only actually tried we could have done something.
01:08:35.000 Why don't you say that's what I'm saying. 0.98
01:08:37.000 What about like six fucking months? 0.99
01:08:39.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:08:40.000 Like yo for six months let's go as hard as we possibly can and if we fucking hate it at 0.97
01:08:44.000 the end. 0.98
01:08:45.000 Let him live with you for six months.
01:08:46.000 That's all I'm saying.
01:08:47.000 Let him live with you for six months dude.
01:08:49.000 That's not a long time. 1.00
01:08:50.000 Half a fucking year. 1.00
01:08:51.000 Let him live with you for half a year. 1.00
01:08:52.000 And make Tower Gang work.
01:08:54.000 I desperately want to see what would happen whenever.
01:08:57.000 That's a long time.
01:08:58.000 Whenever Clint brings a woman home and then there's Toad sitting there like sup. 0.51
01:09:03.000 And he's just like just don't look at him in the eyes.
01:09:05.000 Just don't look at him.
01:09:06.000 Well you need a rule.
01:09:07.000 The rule is.
01:09:08.000 My voice correct. 0.99
01:09:09.000 The rule is don't fucking talk to me at all. 0.99
01:09:11.000 While you live here you can't talk. 0.99
01:09:12.000 And that's how he looks at you when you walk in the door.
01:09:15.000 That's right.
01:09:16.000 He's sitting on an oversized pillow like a fancy pillow.
01:09:19.000 And he's looking at you.
01:09:20.000 I was in that picture actually.
01:09:23.000 Don't do it Clint.
01:09:25.000 No matter what happens here never do that.
01:09:27.000 It would be cool.
01:09:28.000 It'd be funny for us.
01:09:30.000 But yeah we really are I think at an inflection point where I think the productions there,
01:09:34.000 the group dynamics there, I just feel like we just need to get the monetization.
01:09:37.000 So it's time to go hard.
01:09:38.000 Go hard.
01:09:39.000 I gave you guys a bunch of great ideas I thought.
01:09:41.000 Y'all probably don't understand it but he said watching this and unsubscribe on release
01:09:44.000 each week.
01:09:45.000 That's a great compliment to us.
01:09:46.000 I don't even know what the other show is.
01:09:47.000 The unsubscribe podcast is pretty big.
01:09:49.000 I thought he was saying he's going to unsubscribe or something.
01:09:51.000 No, no, no.
01:09:52.000 It's called the unsubscribe podcast. 1.00
01:09:53.000 He's like fuck you. 1.00
01:09:54.000 Take him out of the chat. 1.00
01:09:55.000 It's a bunch of gun tubers.
01:09:57.000 I don't like what he said.
01:09:59.000 The biggest gun tubers got together and they have a podcast and it's like kind of degen, 0.96
01:10:04.000 kind of like us but not as degen as us.
01:10:07.000 But yeah, it's really good though.
01:10:09.000 I don't know anything as degen as us.
01:10:11.000 Do we have any other good mailbag suggestions?
01:10:14.000 I think we have one more.
01:10:15.000 I think there was another one that we told you to go back from because you skipped forward.
01:10:20.000 If you really insist on kicking Toad out, you should have Liz on for one show and then 0.99
01:10:23.000 her Billy mutant boot her like y'all used to do Toad until she runs into the room with 1.00
01:10:28.000 Toad.
01:10:29.000 Oh, we actually had that idea.
01:10:30.000 Yeah.
01:10:31.000 And beats him on camera.
01:10:32.000 This is from Robin.
01:10:33.000 Yeah, we had this idea in the behind Toad's back chat already.
01:10:36.000 We were like, it was like I have a segment.
01:10:38.000 It's called the real Tower Gang chat?
01:10:39.000 Yeah, we were talking about, we were going to have a segment where we, it's called, 1.00
01:10:42.000 come here, you dumb bitch. 1.00
01:10:43.000 That would be the name of the segment. 1.00
01:10:44.000 And just once an episode, come in here, you dumb bitch. 1.00
01:10:46.000 And then she'd come in and then you just kind of fucking, and then we kick her out. 1.00
01:10:49.000 She, we kick her out. 1.00
01:10:50.000 So yeah, that's basically what we're saying.
01:10:52.000 Yeah.
01:10:53.000 I still think maybe, maybe I should do a podcast with her.
01:10:55.000 Maybe I think that.
01:10:57.000 With your wife? 0.85
01:10:58.000 Yeah.
01:10:59.000 No, dude.
01:11:00.000 That might not be the worst.
01:11:01.000 Dude, those go crazy.
01:11:02.000 Have you not seen, like those go nutso on. 1.00
01:11:05.000 He's just talking about a fucking degenerate and shit. 1.00
01:11:07.000 I mean, we've already made. 1.00
01:11:08.000 He's talking about Adam 22 stuff.
01:11:09.000 No, not just that.
01:11:10.000 She could peg me on camera.
01:11:12.000 It would be awesome.
01:11:13.000 I actually, I actually think you might have something there.
01:11:16.000 I actually think you do.
01:11:17.000 You might. 0.98
01:11:18.000 Me and my racist wife. 1.00
01:11:19.000 It's possible. 1.00
01:11:20.000 If you guys did like a comedy, like if you just shot the shit with your wife, talk about 0.99
01:11:23.000 stuff going on and then maybe play different clips. 0.98
01:11:25.000 It's like, she probably liked that I was actually talking to her for the first time in a while.
01:11:29.000 I know, I know you guys don't take my opinions on relationships seriously because I'm 40 and
01:11:33.000 not married, but let me tell you, uh, having threesomes and doing a show with your wife,
01:11:38.000 terrible ideas.
01:11:39.000 Just terrible.
01:11:40.000 Horrible.
01:11:41.000 Yeah.
01:11:42.000 Don't do that.
01:11:43.000 Don't do that.
01:11:44.000 Don't do that.
01:11:45.000 I mean, we joked, but don't do that for real.
01:11:46.000 Okay.
01:11:47.000 Wait, to get, are you saying?
01:11:48.000 Cause until, until I said that everyone was saying it was a great idea.
01:11:51.000 I don't understand.
01:11:52.000 Oh, I thought it was assumed that was a joke.
01:11:53.000 I assumed that everyone knew that was a joke.
01:11:55.000 But then I just, when you said that, I'm like, you know what?
01:11:56.000 We should clarify for Cole.
01:11:57.000 Okay.
01:11:58.000 Yeah.
01:11:59.000 Don't put yourself down this path in life.
01:12:01.000 It won't end well.
01:12:02.000 That's actually a whole Liz and Toad called third wheel. 0.88
01:12:04.000 That'd be a very funny show.
01:12:06.000 Oh God.
01:12:07.000 Yeah.
01:12:08.000 It's, it's the same thing that you just keep on bringing in threesomes, but Toad always
01:12:13.000 watches.
01:12:14.000 That's the whole show.
01:12:15.000 Call it turd wheel.
01:12:16.000 Yeah.
01:12:17.000 Turd wheel.
01:12:18.000 Dude, like if for real, I don't want to suggest the generous stuff like that because
01:12:22.000 it's just very like low vibrational.
01:12:24.000 But if you do do that, do that.
01:12:26.000 That's a, that show succeeds. 1.00
01:12:27.000 If you're going to do that kind of shit, monetize it. 1.00
01:12:30.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:12:31.000 Don't do it.
01:12:32.000 But if you do, do. 1.00
01:12:33.000 This is the most fucked up comment ever. 1.00
01:12:36.000 Toad should hire himself out as an anti-Semite shield. 1.00
01:12:41.000 Anytime a client gets called an anti-Semite, they can point to Toad and say, no, my friend
01:12:46.000 is Jewish.
01:12:47.000 Yeah, he does look very Jewy. 1.00
01:12:48.000 He does look Jewy. 1.00
01:12:49.000 I thought he was Jewish when I first started watching the show.
01:12:51.000 I was like, oh, they got a Jew. 1.00
01:12:52.000 No, for real.
01:12:53.000 Uncanny.
01:12:54.000 Yeah.
01:12:55.000 Yeah.
01:12:56.000 It made a lot of sense why you guys were dunking on him too. 0.92
01:12:57.000 I was like, yeah, dunk on the Jew. 1.00
01:12:58.000 I get it. 1.00
01:12:59.000 Fucking dumb Jew. 1.00
01:13:00.000 It made a little bit less sense. 1.00
01:13:01.000 How is, how is poor fest, Toad?
01:13:04.000 It's been, it's been all right.
01:13:06.000 You really want to know?
01:13:07.000 Yeah.
01:13:08.000 Is it just a bigger version of Georgia, the LP event in Georgia?
01:13:12.000 No, no.
01:13:13.000 I want to talk about Toad's Jewiness because it's there. 0.99
01:13:15.000 It's only there because of his lack of like muscle and like the way his body is built 0.99
01:13:20.000 all fucked up. 1.00
01:13:21.000 That's how a lot of these Jews are built. 1.00
01:13:22.000 The ones that are like Orthodox. 0.58
01:13:23.000 Yeah.
01:13:24.000 They're very like inbred almost like hands are like, just like Toad.
01:13:27.000 That's why you, I could see the Jew thing. 0.98
01:13:29.000 Now I get it.
01:13:30.000 He almost does look like the little meme, you know?
01:13:33.000 I don't know.
01:13:34.000 Why are there no Jack Jews? 1.00
01:13:35.000 Jack.
01:13:36.000 Yeah.
01:13:37.000 I don't know.
01:13:38.000 There was that one Jew that did MMA.
01:13:40.000 Right? 0.78
01:13:41.000 Israeli Jews get kind of more beefy. 1.00
01:13:43.000 It's the American Jews. 0.99
01:13:44.000 The Massad ones, yeah.
01:13:45.000 The Israelis, yeah. 0.90
01:13:46.000 The Israelis, yeah. 0.90
01:13:47.000 The Israelis, yeah. 0.90
01:13:48.000 Yeah.
01:13:49.000 I said that on the Stu Peters show.
01:13:52.000 The Israelis. 0.50
01:13:53.000 I said the Israelis. 0.64
01:13:54.000 It was not, it was an accident. 1.00
01:13:56.000 Oh, I figured Stu was probably like, yeah, that's some new shit. 1.00
01:13:59.000 No, he just fucking plowed right past it and he was like, fuck them, right? 1.00
01:14:02.000 And I was like, yeah, fuck them. 1.00
01:14:03.000 Are you going to bring up the Hawk Tua? 1.00
01:14:04.000 We're going to kill him, right? 1.00
01:14:05.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00
01:14:06.000 Let's get him! 1.00
01:14:07.000 Yeah, what's with this bitch? 1.00
01:14:08.000 Explain this, Cole. 1.00
01:14:09.000 Oh, have you not seen this?
01:14:10.000 No, I haven't seen it.
01:14:11.000 Tyler, do you even have the video?
01:14:12.000 No.
01:14:13.000 If not, I can send it to you.
01:14:14.000 Everyone keeps talking.
01:14:15.000 Move in bed, that makes a man go crazy every time. 1.00
01:14:17.000 Oh, you got to give him that Hawk Tua and spit on that thing. 1.00
01:14:21.000 You get me?
01:14:22.000 I'm trying to see what that be like, right?
01:14:24.000 Man, look, be that, that, that, that, that.
01:14:29.000 Play like it.
01:14:30.000 Isabel Riley said, I don't want to bring a white woman on the show, but she said like, 1.00
01:14:35.000 I don't hate blacks. 0.99
01:14:36.000 I hate black culture. 1.00
01:14:37.000 That's black culture. 1.00
01:14:38.000 That's not black culture. 1.00
01:14:39.000 That is not black culture. 1.00
01:14:40.000 That is not black culture. 1.00
01:14:41.000 That is not black culture. 1.00
01:14:42.000 That is not black culture. 1.00
01:14:43.000 That is not black culture. 1.00
01:14:44.000 That is not black culture. 1.00
01:14:45.000 That is not black culture. 1.00
01:14:46.000 Yeah.
01:14:47.000 The Hawk Tua.
01:14:48.000 That's not black culture. 1.00
01:14:49.000 That's spitting on a dick when she's like. 1.00
01:14:51.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:14:52.000 That's very deep South.
01:14:53.000 That is deep South.
01:14:54.000 That's deep South.
01:14:55.000 It was in Nashville.
01:14:56.000 It was filmed in Nashville. 1.00
01:14:57.000 That is like, I don't know if I'm disgusted or if that bitch is cool as fuck. 1.00
01:14:58.000 You know what? 1.00
01:14:59.000 She's cool as fuck. 1.00
01:15:00.000 Isabella Riley said, I don't want to bring a white woman on the show, but she said like, 1.00
01:15:01.000 I don't hate blacks. 0.99
01:15:02.000 I hate black culture. 1.00
01:15:03.000 That's black culture. 1.00
01:15:04.000 That's not black culture. 1.00
01:15:05.000 That is not black culture. 1.00
01:15:06.000 That is not black culture. 1.00
01:15:08.000 The hawk tour?
01:15:10.840 He's like, I hawk tour. 1.00
01:15:13.680 That's spitting on a dick 1.00
01:15:14.980 when she's like... 1.00
01:15:16.020 The black BJ porn's always the sloppiest. 1.00
01:15:18.020 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00
01:15:19.400 It's like there's bubbles and shit. 1.00
01:15:21.740 What are you doing, bitch? 1.00
01:15:23.980 Honestly, it's fucking disgusting. 1.00
01:15:25.860 You've never seen black porn? 1.00
01:15:27.640 You just scroll through. 0.99
01:15:29.700 Whenever I get into
01:15:31.660 beefs in black Twitter, 1.00
01:15:33.840 my whole shit is black porn. 1.00
01:15:35.580 It's crazy. 1.00
01:15:36.000 Everything is so fucking white and frothy. 0.99
01:15:40.420 It's a nightmare. 1.00
01:15:41.420 It's bubbles and shit. 1.00
01:15:42.680 If they send it to me, they'd be like, 1.00
01:15:44.880 look what we did to your bitch. 1.00
01:15:46.120 I'm like, I don't even know these people. 1.00
01:15:48.080 What's wrong with you? 0.96
01:15:49.000 Why are so many black dudes watching 1.00
01:15:50.520 pseudo-gay porn? 1.00
01:15:52.920 I'm so confused how this guy... 1.00
01:15:54.600 I did not think anything about how this is black culture.
01:15:57.700 This was straight up white girl 1.00
01:15:59.040 just saying she's flops of an archer. 0.99
01:16:00.820 You're so deep into it, you don't even realize.
01:16:03.240 You can't see the forest through the woods.
01:16:05.320 The behavior is that,
01:16:07.300 is what he's saying.
01:16:09.700 I'm with you on this one, Cole.
01:16:11.980 I'm so confused.
01:16:12.840 They asked,
01:16:13.800 what makes a man go crazy in bed? 0.99
01:16:15.220 He's using black culture as a substitute 1.00
01:16:16.860 for high time preference behavior 0.69
01:16:18.760 or something like that.
01:16:19.660 Tyler said, Cole is right
01:16:20.680 because his daughter does the same thing.
01:16:22.340 No, it's emulating rap culture. 1.00
01:16:24.820 That's what this shit is. 1.00
01:16:25.560 Everybody knows that blacks use 1.00
01:16:27.260 automata P.O. 0.98
01:16:28.240 when they describe the horror jobs.
01:16:29.320 You don't see that type of...
01:16:30.000 In an all-white neighborhood, 0.56
01:16:31.220 you don't see that kind of behavior.
01:16:32.200 In a high-trust society,
01:16:35.740 you don't see that kind of behavior.
01:16:36.640 She's a white girl in Nashville. 0.97
01:16:38.480 That's the whitest place you can be.
01:16:40.260 She's also a white girl in Nashville 1.00
01:16:41.780 who's probably 10 shots deep.
01:16:44.440 You have to understand
01:16:45.420 how Toad is defining his terms.
01:16:48.680 He's defining it in like,
01:16:50.100 he doesn't literally mean
01:16:51.160 they're like black as in skin color 1.00
01:16:52.780 or he's like,
01:16:53.740 this is their types of behavior.
01:16:55.400 But this is honestly,
01:16:56.840 it doesn't make a ton of sense
01:16:58.660 because this is the type of stuff
01:16:59.320 you can see in like,
01:17:00.320 this is the type of stuff
01:17:01.900 you can see in like
01:17:02.740 poor white neighborhoods as well.
01:17:04.420 Like poor white rural neighborhoods.
01:17:06.060 This is similar behavior.
01:17:07.660 So it's like,
01:17:08.220 I mean the white and black
01:17:09.780 is a little bit of a misnomer
01:17:10.740 but I get what he means. 1.00
01:17:12.220 So I wasn't being faggots like you 1.00
01:17:13.780 and being like, 1.00
01:17:14.360 what do you mean it's black?
01:17:15.680 Let me just say real quick 0.99
01:17:16.540 how absolutely faggy it is 1.00
01:17:18.480 to like, 0.97
01:17:19.440 anytime someone gets in an argument 0.89
01:17:21.040 with a black person 0.96
01:17:21.840 who's like talking about socialism, 0.79
01:17:23.200 they'll bring up Thomas Sowell.
01:17:24.220 Like, well you have to listen to me now
01:17:26.300 because I have a black gentleman
01:17:27.700 who's giving me facts
01:17:28.880 that are counter to what you have to say.
01:17:31.940 Yeah, Thomas Sowell set back the white race. 0.97
01:17:34.140 I've been really going in on black people. 1.00
01:17:36.120 I didn't even tell this other story.
01:17:40.280 Tell it in a minute.
01:17:41.860 This is black culture. 0.99
01:17:43.160 This is black culture. 0.99
01:17:44.660 Obviously. 0.75
01:17:46.280 Wait, so, hold on.
01:17:48.640 Do you think she's getting it off
01:17:50.100 because she's just like
01:17:50.860 rubbing it on the boat the whole time?
01:17:52.480 I want to go back real quick.
01:17:53.880 I want to punch all over everything? 0.84
01:17:54.940 Yeah, absolutely. 0.91
01:17:55.740 Is Elizabeth not giving me sloppy toppy 0.94
01:17:58.320 because she's so anti-black? 0.97
01:18:00.940 Yes, yes, yes. 0.99
01:18:02.620 She's so white. 0.73
01:18:03.580 Now you're getting it.
01:18:05.280 I think you're also not getting 0.99
01:18:07.560 appropriate blowjobs 1.00
01:18:08.560 because you call it sloppy toppy 1.00
01:18:10.100 and like it's just disgusting. 0.53
01:18:12.500 Yeah, they're sloppy toppy.
01:18:13.780 That's like a song in the 90s, man. 0.98
01:18:15.280 You don't even fucking know. 0.94
01:18:16.600 I feel like, but like, 0.98
01:18:18.440 so is it, is it,
01:18:19.820 but you would want the hot tool, right?
01:18:21.700 It's not like it's...
01:18:22.680 No, no, no.
01:18:24.360 No, actually you would make me
01:18:25.420 think lesser of the woman. 0.82
01:18:26.320 I think it's a funny sound.
01:18:28.060 It's an impressive move.
01:18:29.520 Like if yours is like,
01:18:30.500 if it say it was a random
01:18:31.420 and they do that,
01:18:31.860 you're like, okay,
01:18:32.760 you have my attention,
01:18:33.760 but it's like,
01:18:34.160 it is a little weird. 1.00
01:18:35.440 We spit on our own dick 0.99
01:18:38.600 the first time, 1.00
01:18:39.440 you never talk to her again.
01:18:41.140 Or if you're like single,
01:18:42.520 maybe you talk to her a few times.
01:18:43.580 You enjoy the night
01:18:44.380 and you don't talk to her again.
01:18:45.080 It's definitely not wife material. 1.00
01:18:46.580 Okay, so she had other interviews
01:18:48.040 where she was talking about
01:18:49.820 how she's down,
01:18:51.600 she only wants one guy, 1.00
01:18:52.960 but that guy doesn't want her.
01:18:54.280 So she's just,
01:18:55.180 she has a whole different roster 0.90
01:18:56.400 on the side.
01:18:58.220 So she only wants one guy, 1.00
01:19:00.020 but he doesn't want her.
01:19:00.860 She said she really wants...
01:19:01.660 She said like for 12 other guys. 1.00
01:19:03.040 Fuck everyone else. 1.00
01:19:04.540 Yeah. 1.00
01:19:05.440 Fucking female mind. 1.00
01:19:06.420 And for the record, 1.00
01:19:07.180 that's why she doesn't get 0.89
01:19:08.200 that one guy that she is.
01:19:09.280 Yeah, because he doesn't like
01:19:10.560 the Haktua.
01:19:11.260 That's why.
01:19:12.000 He's like, 1.00
01:19:12.320 this is fucking weird, bitch. 1.00
01:19:13.640 What's crazy is, 1.00
01:19:14.520 they can't find her.
01:19:15.780 No one can find her social media.
01:19:17.960 Oh, that's unheard of.
01:19:18.960 Haktua?
01:19:19.280 Yeah.
01:19:19.840 Yeah, they can't find her.
01:19:20.980 Like, people try to find her
01:19:22.500 and like,
01:19:22.800 apparently like she... 0.65
01:19:23.980 That's so creepy 1.00
01:19:25.160 that some drunk bitch in Tennessee 1.00
01:19:27.360 just says some wild shit 1.00
01:19:28.480 on a like drunk camera 1.00
01:19:30.180 and now they're hunting her down
01:19:31.840 because everyone wants
01:19:32.640 to get bullied from her.
01:19:33.920 There is a
01:19:34.540 internet-wide manhunt
01:19:36.160 for this girl.
01:19:37.020 Is this not like
01:19:37.700 questionable age too?
01:19:39.000 This is him doing it.
01:19:39.800 He fell asleep doing it. 1.00
01:19:41.120 See, but she's doing the toad shit. 1.00
01:19:42.460 She's being a dumb bitch. 1.00
01:19:43.780 You can go the Tiffany Gomez route, 1.00
01:19:46.180 right?
01:19:46.680 The what are those, 1.00
01:19:47.740 that motherfucker's not real bitch. 1.00
01:19:49.340 She's on vacation. 1.00
01:19:50.500 I see her Twitter all the time.
01:19:51.760 She's always on vacation.
01:19:52.780 Just from that,
01:19:53.720 she played it real smart. 1.00
01:19:55.040 And the nigger bitch, 1.00
01:19:55.980 whatever. 1.00
01:19:56.300 She might be a psyop, dude. 1.00
01:20:00.620 She is a psyop. 0.77
01:20:02.060 That's what her name should be. 0.97
01:20:03.820 That's what her name should be. 1.00
01:20:05.260 Nigger bitch. 1.00
01:20:06.640 She's definitely a psyop 1.00
01:20:07.860 because for some odd reason 1.00
01:20:08.920 I can't type faggot, 1.00
01:20:10.300 but she can type it 1.00
01:20:11.200 and then she gets, 0.98
01:20:11.980 my visibility gets fucking sick. 0.98
01:20:12.420 I really feel like 0.97
01:20:13.220 there's a certain view count
01:20:14.380 or not view count,
01:20:15.260 follower count or something.
01:20:16.720 She was saying it before.
01:20:17.940 She had like 2,000 followers.
01:20:19.740 But I've seen other people
01:20:21.080 post that.
01:20:21.820 I do.
01:20:22.400 And I think that that's like
01:20:23.560 there's somebody's tweak
01:20:24.400 in the algorithm.
01:20:25.160 They want to.
01:20:26.200 You know what's really offensive 0.99
01:20:27.400 about the n-bitch? 1.00
01:20:28.780 She's not even hot. 0.99
01:20:30.140 No.
01:20:30.420 But like just because
01:20:31.280 she's like whatever,
01:20:32.680 her body is weird.
01:20:34.420 She's very average. 0.98
01:20:35.180 She's a very average.
01:20:36.100 Too tall.
01:20:36.920 Peak mid.
01:20:38.140 Like that is definitionally mid.
01:20:40.120 Like if she was 35, 1.00
01:20:41.440 she'd look like shit. 1.00
01:20:42.600 I would say like 1.00
01:20:43.580 definitionally mid.
01:20:44.900 How old is she? 0.98
01:20:45.800 Yeah.
01:20:46.240 I'm just not even an insult.
01:20:47.260 It's not like peak mid.
01:20:48.320 She's like right in the center. 0.73
01:20:49.280 She's not ugly.
01:20:49.980 No.
01:20:50.160 She's just whatever.
01:20:51.060 Very average.
01:20:51.360 Shockingly average.
01:20:52.500 She's mid. 0.87
01:20:53.080 Incredibly average.
01:20:53.600 By the way,
01:20:54.040 next Wednesday,
01:20:54.620 we'll be having n-bitch on. 1.00
01:20:55.940 So. 0.96
01:20:56.680 Hey.
01:20:57.140 Let's get her on. 1.00
01:20:58.200 I will say,
01:20:58.880 I think five to midnight
01:21:00.000 actually was really close
01:21:02.740 to getting her on.
01:21:03.440 I was like,
01:21:03.760 God,
01:21:04.320 we really,
01:21:04.900 that would have been boring.
01:21:06.480 No, 1.00
01:21:06.680 real shit, 1.00
01:21:07.060 I don't want to have her on. 1.00
01:21:08.220 I don't.
01:21:08.500 I don't either.
01:21:08.980 There's no way she's funny.
01:21:10.500 People send me her videos.
01:21:11.660 I don't watch her videos.
01:21:12.480 I'm like, 0.99
01:21:12.680 I say nigger all the time. 1.00
01:21:13.540 This is bullshit. 1.00
01:21:14.380 I don't really care about this. 1.00
01:21:15.040 I mean,
01:21:15.060 it was moderately like,
01:21:16.140 kind of like,
01:21:16.640 huh,
01:21:16.820 it was very like,
01:21:19.260 low energy.
01:21:20.260 She was like,
01:21:20.800 oh,
01:21:21.120 it's such a funny,
01:21:22.280 it was just cute girl.
01:21:23.460 So something moderately offensive
01:21:25.100 and kind of funny.
01:21:26.200 And then like some truth.
01:21:27.680 Well,
01:21:27.980 yeah,
01:21:28.140 then what was happening?
01:21:28.760 She was calling people 1.00
01:21:31.300 retarded faggots after that. 1.00
01:21:32.840 And she was doing it without, 1.00
01:21:34.260 I got to put an accent mark 0.93
01:21:35.420 on my A's
01:21:36.440 in order to not get suppressed.
01:21:37.320 That's what I'm saying.
01:21:37.520 I think there's a certain follower
01:21:38.760 or something.
01:21:39.600 And I also think some slipped through
01:21:40.940 because I've had times 1.00
01:21:41.740 where I've said faggot 1.00
01:21:43.000 and it's gone through 1.00
01:21:43.920 and other times it doesn't.
01:21:45.340 So it's completely, 0.99
01:21:45.980 I don't know what the fucking formula is, 0.98
01:21:48.300 but I've seen large accounts 1.00
01:21:49.500 tweet faggot 1.00
01:21:50.160 and stuff like that 1.00
01:21:50.720 and have no problem.
01:21:51.520 Here's the flaw
01:21:52.200 with Jethro's logic.
01:21:53.540 If I were to say N-word more
01:21:54.920 then I would have more followers.
01:21:56.140 Everybody on this show
01:21:57.100 does say the N-word more than me
01:21:58.400 and they don't have
01:21:58.980 as many followers as me.
01:21:59.960 So like,
01:22:00.700 you know.
01:22:00.900 I just started trying.
01:22:02.140 I just started trying recently.
01:22:03.720 You've been trying
01:22:04.320 since I met you.
01:22:05.780 I think if,
01:22:07.080 now imagine if Josie said it,
01:22:08.960 I think she would launch off.
01:22:10.380 She would just,
01:22:10.900 that's an interesting gambit.
01:22:14.200 Yes.
01:22:14.500 She did say it in Black Mass
01:22:15.860 and they cut it out.
01:22:17.060 That's true.
01:22:17.820 That's true. 0.99
01:22:20.240 Can we see this fucking 1.00
01:22:21.780 legless midget bitch 1.00
01:22:22.860 on the thing one more time? 1.00
01:22:23.240 She sent me a great meme.
01:22:24.540 Yeah.
01:22:24.820 She sent me a great meme
01:22:25.580 and she said,
01:22:26.540 she can't post it
01:22:27.380 and I posted it
01:22:28.440 and it did have a,
01:22:30.420 whatever.
01:22:31.060 She should have done it.
01:22:31.680 I told her,
01:22:32.240 we scrolled back in the DMs,
01:22:34.380 I was like,
01:22:34.640 you need to post that
01:22:35.480 because it's hilarious
01:22:36.540 coming from you.
01:22:37.280 I was like,
01:22:37.480 this is your moment.
01:22:38.260 She didn't do it.
01:22:38.980 I posted it,
01:22:39.620 it got like,
01:22:40.000 I don't know,
01:22:40.360 200 likes 1.00
01:22:41.040 and then the nigga bitch 1.00
01:22:42.200 came out of nowhere. 1.00
01:22:43.020 Bam. 1.00
01:22:43.900 Josie could have been the nigga bitch. 1.00
01:22:46.740 That was who. 1.00
01:22:47.580 I just wonder about this.
01:22:48.820 I've been watching this.
01:22:50.180 Look at number one, 1.00
01:22:50.860 look at her lumpy butt. 1.00
01:22:51.700 Number two, 0.99
01:22:52.400 if she fell in the water,
01:22:54.820 is it over?
01:22:56.520 It's over.
01:22:57.320 It's over, right?
01:22:58.100 Like she dies.
01:22:58.980 Look,
01:22:59.180 she figured out how to shake it.
01:23:00.560 I don't know.
01:23:01.020 You might feel the flow easier.
01:23:02.600 Is that congenital
01:23:03.340 or do you think she got eaten
01:23:04.620 the last time she was on a boat?
01:23:06.000 It looks like there's scar tissue.
01:23:07.460 I think I see scar tissue.
01:23:08.420 I bet she could backflow 1.00
01:23:09.700 like a motherfucker though. 1.00
01:23:11.400 She got attacked by a shark. 1.00
01:23:13.140 She got mad at her body strength.
01:23:14.940 That's what I'm saying.
01:23:15.660 Do you think she was born like that 1.00
01:23:16.780 or did she get her shit chopped off? 1.00
01:23:18.220 I really am wondering 1.00
01:23:19.100 if when she's waddling around
01:23:20.680 if she's getting hornet
01:23:21.580 because she's just grinding 1.00
01:23:22.540 against the carpet. 1.00
01:23:23.140 She was born fucked up, man. 1.00
01:23:24.540 I actually, 1.00
01:23:25.020 I think she will die
01:23:26.260 but only because the implants 1.00
01:23:27.540 in her ass will keep her afloat 1.00
01:23:29.220 but just like ass up. 1.00
01:23:30.420 You think she bothered 0.99
01:23:31.320 with ass implants in that thing? 1.00
01:23:32.720 She's just upside down. 1.00
01:23:33.240 I don't know.
01:23:33.820 I think there was a weird dimple
01:23:35.220 that did make me think
01:23:36.060 she had some sort of work.
01:23:36.760 I thought it was a scar.
01:23:37.840 I thought she lost her legs. 0.99
01:23:39.240 Yeah, I don't know.
01:23:39.900 That wasn't some weird dimple. 1.00
01:23:41.460 It was where her fucking legs 1.00
01:23:42.460 are supposed to be. 1.00
01:23:45.600 It was on the ass cheek. 0.99
01:23:47.220 It was on the ass cheek. 0.98
01:23:48.180 No. 0.96
01:23:48.840 No, I mean it was where her,
01:23:50.380 it was.
01:23:50.900 I thought her legs got eaten off 0.99
01:23:52.100 or something.
01:23:52.380 Yeah, you saw it too.
01:23:52.960 Yeah.
01:23:53.140 I saw it, yeah. 0.99
01:23:54.000 Fucking play the video. 0.99
01:23:55.460 We're going to analyze 1.00
01:23:56.540 the ring.
01:23:57.160 Yeah, I'm saying.
01:23:58.040 This is our Zapruder.
01:23:59.440 I believe it.
01:24:00.820 A better question is
01:24:01.740 would you?
01:24:02.500 Would.
01:24:03.380 I can't tell from that distance.
01:24:04.860 It's hard, yeah.
01:24:05.680 It's hard to tell.
01:24:06.520 Please pull it back up, Tyler.
01:24:07.580 I wasn't really that impressed
01:24:08.960 with the figure to be honest. 1.00
01:24:10.260 Like the ass and the tits. 1.00
01:24:11.280 No. 1.00
01:24:12.020 She was really eager
01:24:13.240 to show it off.
01:24:14.120 Yeah.
01:24:14.600 I'm going to go with
01:24:15.180 no, because it's a novelty act.
01:24:17.540 I mean the same thing
01:24:18.180 as like a bearded woman.
01:24:19.180 I guess for the novelty,
01:24:20.160 yeah, maybe.
01:24:20.180 I want to see a bearded woman 1.00
01:24:21.320 but I don't want to fuck 1.00
01:24:22.140 a bearded woman. 1.00
01:24:22.160 That's the difference
01:24:22.860 between me and Clint
01:24:24.560 is if I did
01:24:25.300 it would be an act of kindness
01:24:26.560 or charity
01:24:28.060 and for him
01:24:29.020 it's an act of novelty.
01:24:30.060 All right.
01:24:30.460 See, something's weird 0.96
01:24:31.340 about that ass cheek already. 1.00
01:24:32.940 It's hanging off. 0.94
01:24:34.200 See, there's that dimple.
01:24:35.340 That dimple in the middle
01:24:36.060 of the cheek.
01:24:36.620 Wait till she's going 1.00
01:24:37.580 to show it right here
01:24:38.220 when she goes up on the rails. 1.00
01:24:39.500 That's shit. 1.00
01:24:40.240 I'm looking at the line 1.00
01:24:41.180 at the bottom
01:24:42.200 where the leg's
01:24:42.780 supposed to be at.
01:24:43.520 Yeah, well that does exist.
01:24:44.460 It's the legs.
01:24:45.160 You're right.
01:24:45.580 I was talking about 0.99
01:24:46.280 on her ass cheek. 1.00
01:24:47.360 No, she disgusts me. 1.00
01:24:49.000 I don't see it.
01:24:49.620 It's tough.
01:24:50.820 How do you work out 1.00
01:24:52.860 your ass with no legs? 1.00
01:24:54.260 I'm telling you, 1.00
01:24:54.840 it's an implant.
01:24:55.920 You can't.
01:24:57.000 You can't work out 1.00
01:24:57.620 your ass with no legs. 1.00
01:24:58.160 Her ass looks big 1.00
01:24:59.120 because it's one 1.00
01:24:59.700 continuous cheek.
01:25:00.760 There's no leg
01:25:01.380 to interrupt it.
01:25:02.820 That's what you're seeing.
01:25:03.020 I think you can.
01:25:03.980 She can still move
01:25:04.640 her hips. 0.89
01:25:05.020 Dude, she is literally
01:25:06.080 about a...
01:25:06.140 You guys are like,
01:25:07.040 look at this 1.00
01:25:07.600 flabby fucking midget. 1.00
01:25:09.420 Pussy probably smells 1.00
01:25:10.180 like a foot. 1.00
01:25:10.620 She has no leg. 1.00
01:25:13.020 You guys have seen those 0.98
01:25:14.260 sex toys or literally 1.00
01:25:17.080 like the ass 1.00
01:25:18.360 and you lay it 1.00
01:25:19.380 on the bed
01:25:19.780 like the full.
01:25:20.780 She's basically
01:25:21.460 just a human version
01:25:22.400 of that.
01:25:23.480 The Legos little 1.00
01:25:24.200 bitches. 1.00
01:25:27.500 I don't like this. 1.00
01:25:28.000 I'm glad she's
01:25:29.280 going out though,
01:25:29.900 right?
01:25:30.460 She could be 1.00
01:25:32.020 like fucking Toad. 1.00
01:25:32.960 She could be 1.00
01:25:33.300 at Porkfest
01:25:33.900 or whatever like that.
01:25:34.840 What is this dude,
01:25:35.520 Thomas Quitter,
01:25:36.260 his name is?
01:25:37.100 Dude, I like her
01:25:38.060 because she can't
01:25:38.780 run away from me.
01:25:39.960 When I see her
01:25:40.440 merch in the wild 0.99
01:25:41.080 and shit, 1.00
01:25:41.880 or when I see... 1.00
01:25:42.640 I mean,
01:25:43.040 really it's Top's merch
01:25:44.520 but ours,
01:25:45.260 whatever.
01:25:45.540 Nipples get hard.
01:25:46.220 I'm just like,
01:25:46.800 I'm like,
01:25:47.260 this is the future.
01:25:48.800 This is the now.
01:25:49.860 This is the now.
01:25:50.560 This is why it ought 0.99
01:25:51.240 to be fucking 0.99
01:25:51.760 popping like a 1.00
01:25:52.680 motherfucker up in here. 0.99
01:25:53.920 Anyways, 0.99
01:25:54.660 we've given...
01:25:56.160 Yeah,
01:25:56.720 go to TopLoss.com 1.00
01:25:57.580 and buy some shit. 0.99
01:25:58.280 Anyways, 1.00
01:25:58.880 Toad,
01:25:59.120 we've given you 1.00
01:25:59.700 a lot of shit. 1.00
01:26:00.240 I would like to hear... 1.00
01:26:01.280 You've given us
01:26:02.060 essentially zero feedback.
01:26:03.400 So,
01:26:03.860 is there any pushback?
01:26:06.140 Interesting.
01:26:06.540 Explain yourself.
01:26:07.060 The floor is yours.
01:26:09.100 I had my pushback.
01:26:10.300 Like I said,
01:26:10.780 just understand
01:26:11.820 that I have work
01:26:13.240 obligations here
01:26:14.300 at this moment.
01:26:15.580 It's fine.
01:26:16.340 Yeah.
01:26:17.200 But I did understand that.
01:26:18.840 And I said that
01:26:19.600 in the chat.
01:26:21.040 Could you just be
01:26:21.560 nicer to him,
01:26:22.400 Toad? 0.80
01:26:22.680 Just a little bit?
01:26:23.800 Yeah.
01:26:24.220 Just don't...
01:26:24.620 Just don't chimp out. 1.00
01:26:26.380 That's all we're asking.
01:26:26.860 He's a golden...
01:26:27.360 Just don't like...
01:26:28.520 Toad,
01:26:28.880 he's a golden boy.
01:26:29.300 I don't think I did that
01:26:30.540 in the immediate.
01:26:31.540 I think...
01:26:31.820 I think I got
01:26:33.220 the chimping back 1.00
01:26:34.320 at me first
01:26:35.020 and then
01:26:35.420 it escalated from there.
01:26:36.960 Can you clarify
01:26:37.920 for the audience
01:26:39.300 that it was Top
01:26:40.080 that was chimping 1.00
01:26:40.640 and then you chimped
01:26:41.300 and then I...
01:26:42.060 Correct.
01:26:42.840 Okay, yes.
01:26:43.560 Fine, yes.
01:26:44.200 Top chimped in return
01:26:44.740 to match your energy
01:26:45.700 real quickly.
01:26:47.000 You chimped a little bit
01:26:47.960 and then he was like,
01:26:48.440 you're going to chimp? 1.00
01:26:49.160 I'm going to fucking chimp. 1.00
01:26:50.380 All right, yeah. 0.99
01:26:52.440 Top has much...
01:26:53.580 Dude, we're all a bunch 0.99
01:26:54.260 of fucking alpha 1.00
01:26:55.140 silverback gorillas 1.00
01:26:56.580 right here.
01:26:57.160 We're not.
01:26:57.240 We're not.
01:26:59.460 We're not, though.
01:27:00.120 You're not.
01:27:00.580 This is what it was...
01:27:01.280 It was very confusing
01:27:02.740 about this whole thing.
01:27:04.380 As much as Top
01:27:05.500 is like he hates
01:27:06.460 on the chimp culture,
01:27:07.660 he definitely partakes
01:27:08.860 in chimp culture
01:27:09.640 like whenever he does
01:27:11.300 top chimps out.
01:27:12.220 But he only chimps
01:27:13.460 in return to chimping.
01:27:14.720 Like you have to
01:27:15.380 initiate the chimp 0.98
01:27:16.180 and then he'll return
01:27:16.960 and out-chimp you.
01:27:18.460 Well, that's like, listen.
01:27:20.300 Being in New York,
01:27:21.380 that's how you have to be
01:27:22.400 to survive. 1.00
01:27:23.280 It's fucked up. 1.00
01:27:24.060 That's why I don't like 0.99
01:27:24.700 going back there.
01:27:25.140 My stepdad's from New York.
01:27:26.440 When he moved to San Diego,
01:27:27.500 he raised me.
01:27:28.220 I think that's why Top
01:27:29.380 and I get along so well
01:27:30.200 because I was raised
01:27:30.840 by a New Yorker.
01:27:31.820 He's so chill now,
01:27:32.880 but my entire childhood, 0.98
01:27:34.480 he was a psychopath. 0.70
01:27:35.360 He'd drive right up 0.99
01:27:37.100 to people's tailpipes
01:27:38.400 for no reason.
01:27:39.780 That's just how you did it.
01:27:41.160 You were just like 1.00
01:27:41.540 right on their shit 1.00
01:27:42.900 the entire time. 1.00
01:27:43.700 He would fucking 1.00
01:27:44.180 cuss at people 1.00
01:27:44.900 for no reason.
01:27:46.380 He'd just be screaming 1.00
01:27:47.060 at them and shit. 0.99
01:27:47.620 I was like, 1.00
01:27:47.940 what the fuck is this? 1.00
01:27:48.700 And he's like, 1.00
01:27:49.000 I'm from New York, Clint.
01:27:49.760 This is what we do.
01:27:50.240 Dude, it's crazy.
01:27:51.340 Spending a week with Top
01:27:52.400 and I was just like...
01:27:52.780 Endless chimpin'. 1.00
01:27:54.160 Endless chimpin'. 1.00
01:27:56.120 I just see Top do shit 1.00
01:27:57.360 and I'm just like, 1.00
01:27:58.060 God, that's...
01:27:59.240 Because I'm...
01:28:00.160 I mean,
01:28:00.380 you don't know how I am.
01:28:00.940 By the way,
01:28:02.120 that's the title of the show.
01:28:04.600 Endless chimpin'. 1.00
01:28:05.360 Endless chimpin', yeah. 1.00
01:28:06.760 Right after
01:28:07.280 endless shrimpin'. 0.79
01:28:09.200 You're doing endless chimpin'. 1.00
01:28:10.700 Yeah, there you go.
01:28:11.940 What did I do?
01:28:12.700 That was chimpin' out. 1.00
01:28:13.940 I was a...
01:28:14.840 Did I teach kids
01:28:15.500 your energy?
01:28:16.000 Every day.
01:28:16.920 Oh, yeah.
01:28:17.520 Why are people saying goodnight? 1.00
01:28:18.680 Fuck you. 1.00
01:28:19.200 Why are you going? 1.00
01:28:19.900 Why are you leaving?
01:28:20.620 I think they thought
01:28:21.420 you were wrapping up the show.
01:28:22.420 I thought Top was gonna tell us
01:28:23.860 another New York story
01:28:24.940 before we got out of here,
01:28:25.740 but I don't know.
01:28:26.240 There's so many parodies of them.
01:28:27.440 It does feel like a wrap time, though.
01:28:29.280 Like, we're wrapping up.
01:28:29.860 Like, hose gals on. 1.00
01:28:32.080 All right,
01:28:32.420 stop bringing up 0.99
01:28:33.200 the goodnight fucking chat. 1.00
01:28:34.920 Yeah, what are you going on? 1.00
01:28:36.020 We're done, man.
01:28:36.920 They're gonna do it more.
01:28:37.820 They're gonna do it more.
01:28:38.620 You can't tell me.
01:28:39.160 They're just talking with us now.
01:28:42.440 We're still here.
01:28:43.360 We're still going live.
01:28:44.080 Don't leave.
01:28:44.720 This HR meeting of Tower Gang
01:28:46.620 over Dave Smith.
01:28:48.800 Dave Smith is in Porkfest?
01:28:50.720 No, he's on IRL.
01:28:51.460 He's on IRL right now
01:28:52.600 with McCartney.
01:28:53.620 I was supposed to be on there
01:28:54.760 and I couldn't go
01:28:55.600 because I was so sick. 0.99
01:28:56.720 It's fucking crazy. 0.98
01:28:57.440 You know that right now 0.99
01:28:58.240 they know you're doing Tower Gang
01:28:59.380 and they're like, 1.00
01:28:59.800 what the fuck? 1.00
01:29:02.640 But I had to fly yesterday. 1.00
01:29:04.640 I had 102 fever.
01:29:07.680 102 fever at your age?
01:29:09.180 Jesus Christ, man.
01:29:10.060 Yeah, I nearly died.
01:29:11.040 How are you alive?
01:29:13.340 That's not deathly. 0.99
01:29:14.420 Dude, no bullshit. 0.97
01:29:15.800 I slept for 23 and a half hours straight. 0.99
01:29:19.180 It's not different 0.93
01:29:19.880 than your regular life.
01:29:20.180 That just seems like normal.
01:29:21.540 It's not a regular day.
01:29:23.820 It is dramatically different.
01:29:25.620 I literally messaged you
01:29:28.340 to ask if you were gonna come in today,
01:29:30.020 yesterday,
01:29:30.880 and then it was like 0.99
01:29:32.000 three or some shit 1.00
01:29:33.580 and I looked at your fucking 1.00
01:29:34.480 on your page 0.99
01:29:35.300 and you hadn't posted at all
01:29:36.180 and I was like, 1.00
01:29:36.560 this motherfucker is still sleeping. 1.00
01:29:38.740 Dude, I slept from 4 until 3.30. 1.00
01:29:41.860 4 p.m. until 3.30
01:29:43.140 like Monday through Tuesday
01:29:44.620 or Tuesday through,
01:29:45.260 I don't even know what day. 0.98
01:29:46.280 It was so fucking intense. 0.95
01:29:47.760 It was crazy. 0.98
01:29:48.400 Dude, what's crazy is that
01:29:49.420 that's an active loss of money for you
01:29:51.280 since you make money off of X
01:29:52.760 and you're getting impressions.
01:29:54.080 Like, you're literally not tweeting
01:29:55.580 for 24 hours.
01:29:57.000 To be fair, though,
01:29:57.860 that's better peak hours, though,
01:29:59.360 because it's like 0.99
01:29:59.920 the fucking 4 to 8 p.m. 0.99
01:30:01.760 I was led to believe 0.99
01:30:03.200 that that's his actual sleep schedule,
01:30:05.000 though.
01:30:05.140 Like, I was led to believe
01:30:06.000 that that's him.
01:30:06.700 I'm only up to sleep
01:30:08.140 around the algorithm.
01:30:10.180 Since he's nocturnal,
01:30:11.480 like, he just has, like,
01:30:12.240 real big, big eyes.
01:30:13.760 That's not even a joke.
01:30:14.680 Like, I legitimately thought that.
01:30:16.080 I thought, I was like,
01:30:16.720 okay, he's just got, like, 0.77
01:30:17.700 some crazy-ass schedule
01:30:18.580 where he sleeps all morning 0.55
01:30:19.700 and then, you know,
01:30:20.500 does cool stuff at night
01:30:21.900 and then, you know...
01:30:22.340 No, that is basically what I do,
01:30:23.760 but I don't sleep
01:30:24.220 23 hours straight, dude.
01:30:25.920 This is a great question.
01:30:27.340 What's more likely,
01:30:27.920 Toad on Timcast
01:30:28.640 or Tim Pool on Tower Gang?
01:30:32.100 Toad.
01:30:32.620 Toad was going to it.
01:30:33.720 So, doesn't...
01:30:34.120 Yeah, he was... 1.00
01:30:34.780 Tim Pool is a suck. 1.00
01:30:36.020 I don't think anymore. 0.99
01:30:36.480 Oh, yeah, that's part
01:30:37.420 of the whole thing, too,
01:30:38.360 is he immediately 0.99
01:30:39.040 started fucking making, like... 0.99
01:30:40.340 Just immediately. 0.99
01:30:41.220 Just being, like, 1.00
01:30:42.000 a faggot to Tim Pool. 1.00
01:30:43.500 Yeah, which is like... 1.00
01:30:45.020 Dude, I did not...
01:30:45.940 Don't remind me of that.
01:30:47.160 I just...
01:30:47.640 I feel like you were trying
01:30:49.940 to be...
01:30:50.260 I feel like you were trying
01:30:51.540 to be playful,
01:30:52.340 but you came off
01:30:53.040 as really conti.
01:30:54.340 He was...
01:30:54.860 It was exactly what Reed did
01:30:57.240 when he went on there
01:30:57.980 last time.
01:30:59.480 It was like, 1.00
01:30:59.940 what the fuck? 1.00
01:31:01.460 That, like, 1.00
01:31:02.040 didn't enter my mind.
01:31:02.900 I just thought...
01:31:03.440 Tim was, like,
01:31:04.160 blasting Top or whatever,
01:31:05.420 and I was like, 1.00
01:31:05.840 fuck, dude. 1.00
01:31:06.500 Like, so then I just... 1.00
01:31:07.200 I thought I was being funny.
01:31:08.400 Yeah.
01:31:08.980 Now I treat Top
01:31:10.680 like I do Owen Benjamin.
01:31:12.020 Like, there are no
01:31:12.980 sacred cows.
01:31:13.660 I just assume he's...
01:31:14.700 Like, I assume at some point
01:31:16.000 Top is just going to start
01:31:17.300 to, like, go off
01:31:18.420 about how Dave Smith's Jewish.
01:31:19.680 Like, for 24 hours.
01:31:21.420 And it's just going to be...
01:31:22.640 He hasn't already?
01:31:25.140 Clint, Clint,
01:31:26.040 you were asleep for 24 hours.
01:31:27.220 I don't know if you saw...
01:31:28.100 What's been going on?
01:31:32.000 You missed it.
01:31:32.740 No, I tell the truth.
01:31:33.400 We like Dave.
01:31:34.360 I'm just saying what I think.
01:31:35.600 I like Dave.
01:31:36.040 Yeah.
01:31:37.540 Yeah.
01:31:37.800 I don't like Tim.
01:31:38.360 We're just telling the truth.
01:31:38.940 He is Jewish, so... 0.97
01:31:40.560 I just tell the truth.
01:31:42.140 I like Dave.
01:31:42.540 It's a fact.
01:31:42.820 But also, I think that
01:31:43.660 libertarianism is headed
01:31:44.600 towards Satanism.
01:31:45.480 And also, so are Jews.
01:31:47.360 And also, Dave's a Jewish libertarian.
01:31:49.040 And also, you know...
01:31:50.420 He's double Satanist.
01:31:51.400 It's crazy.
01:31:51.660 I'm not saying nothing,
01:31:52.640 but y'all do the math.
01:31:54.920 He's a nice guy.
01:31:55.860 It just makes it kind of hard
01:31:56.940 for him to tell the truth.
01:31:58.020 I don't know.
01:31:59.780 He's also just genetically
01:32:00.900 built to lie twice.
01:32:01.960 I reject that premise entirely.
01:32:07.880 That was frustrating.
01:32:10.200 Oh, God.
01:32:10.820 So, listen.
01:32:11.640 Do you have anything else
01:32:12.700 to say for yourself?
01:32:13.520 I feel like we got nowhere
01:32:14.640 with this.
01:32:15.140 This was supposed to be...
01:32:16.380 I thought we were...
01:32:17.400 I thought this was
01:32:18.440 an argument.
01:32:19.660 Top, ask pointed questions.
01:32:21.100 What would you like him
01:32:22.560 to answer for?
01:32:23.060 Do you hate the gang?
01:32:24.580 No.
01:32:24.980 No.
01:32:26.700 Not right now.
01:32:29.080 I don't think I ever...
01:32:30.080 I never did.
01:32:30.820 No.
01:32:31.300 No.
01:32:32.940 No.
01:32:33.360 Here's the point of question.
01:32:34.340 Will you put in
01:32:35.100 10% more effort right now
01:32:37.580 than what you're doing?
01:32:38.740 That's very amorphous, though, right?
01:32:40.260 Like, you guys got to 0.99
01:32:41.180 set fucking goals 1.00
01:32:42.440 and be like, 1.00
01:32:43.080 look, this is what
01:32:43.680 we're going to be doing. 1.00
01:32:44.980 Let's go hard as fuck. 1.00
01:32:46.100 Like I said, right? 1.00
01:32:46.560 We can discuss that off of the show.
01:32:48.080 So, can you understand why,
01:32:49.840 like, when I see you
01:32:50.960 going to basically
01:32:52.100 every home Celtics playoff game
01:32:54.620 and then every comedy show
01:32:55.820 and then every concert
01:32:56.600 and then Porkfest 1.00
01:32:57.760 and then all this shit 0.99
01:32:58.540 for me to go like, 0.99
01:32:59.500 yo, if you leave
01:33:00.640 after work on,
01:33:01.940 Thursday,
01:33:02.840 you can go on
01:33:03.580 a show with over
01:33:04.500 100,000 viewers,
01:33:06.740 like, maybe
01:33:08.080 you should consider it?
01:33:10.440 Yeah, but you do
01:33:11.320 understand that
01:33:12.120 I absolutely could not
01:33:13.540 get that day off.
01:33:14.480 Like, that was the whole issue.
01:33:17.880 I know you're saying that.
01:33:18.980 I don't know if it's true.
01:33:20.340 It is.
01:33:20.640 How'd your project?
01:33:21.520 How'd your project go?
01:33:22.560 What are they going to do?
01:33:23.520 Fire you? 0.95
01:33:23.780 It went pretty well.
01:33:25.020 I worked late,
01:33:26.200 but I finished both of the things
01:33:28.000 I was...
01:33:28.660 I worked late,
01:33:29.760 but I finished on Thursday
01:33:30.660 and I headed out to Porkfest.
01:33:31.560 No, no, Friday night,
01:33:32.660 Friday evening.
01:33:33.580 You hate your job
01:33:34.520 and what are they going to do?
01:33:35.680 Fire you? 0.95
01:33:36.520 And then you
01:33:37.140 then don't have that job?
01:33:39.740 I don't know.
01:33:40.920 Yeah, but then I'd also be down
01:33:42.340 the, like,
01:33:44.360 solid amount of money.
01:33:45.280 Do you think they would have
01:33:45.440 fired you?
01:33:46.300 They would have fired you
01:33:46.920 for me?
01:33:47.180 If he lost his job,
01:33:48.520 who would feed his kids? 0.97
01:33:50.500 And there's also the risk
01:33:51.740 of his wife leaving him
01:33:52.800 for lack of financial stability.
01:33:54.860 No, I'm not...
01:33:55.980 Look, it's not that I want him
01:33:57.600 to quit his job
01:33:58.780 to go do Timcast.
01:33:59.960 That's not what I'm saying.
01:34:01.000 I'm saying...
01:34:01.280 I do.
01:34:01.740 Do you...
01:34:02.220 Yeah, you guys can feel that way.
01:34:03.320 I'm saying,
01:34:03.580 do you honestly think
01:34:04.720 that they would have fired you
01:34:05.520 for missing a Friday?
01:34:07.800 Yes.
01:34:09.040 Wow.
01:34:10.560 Then your position
01:34:11.520 at that job is very timid.
01:34:12.780 He's like,
01:34:13.060 you know those emotional
01:34:13.840 outbursts I have on the show?
01:34:15.200 I don't actually...
01:34:16.160 I don't actually...
01:34:16.180 I don't think...
01:34:18.520 I don't think that's...
01:34:19.380 I'm actually on my
01:34:20.560 third strike at work already.
01:34:21.900 You guys don't understand.
01:34:24.020 I called the HR lady 1.00
01:34:25.000 a fat nigger the other day. 1.00
01:34:27.840 HR keeps calling me in, man. 1.00
01:34:29.900 They don't like me talking
01:34:30.760 about strippers 1.00
01:34:31.560 and how I have huge balls. 0.99
01:34:32.960 It's kind of a problem, dude. 0.99
01:34:34.400 They keep telling me 0.99
01:34:35.440 to put my fucking shoes 1.00
01:34:36.440 and socks back on. 1.00
01:34:37.580 Whenever my coworkers
01:34:38.620 get back from maternity leave, 0.99
01:34:39.920 I always ask
01:34:40.540 if I can taste the breast milk. 0.98
01:34:41.740 It's fucking much crazy. 0.99
01:34:42.880 Dude, I'm still astounded 0.98
01:34:43.960 Toad hasn't gotten doxed
01:34:45.100 to his work yet, but...
01:34:47.380 If that's what it takes, dude,
01:34:48.700 if that's what it takes,
01:34:49.720 then let's get it done.
01:34:51.700 That's so funny.
01:34:52.620 I'm just fine.
01:34:53.360 That's so funny.
01:34:54.320 We joked on the show before,
01:34:55.960 but...
01:34:56.580 Don't do that, guys.
01:34:57.800 I mean, like...
01:34:59.240 Anybody should be able
01:35:00.780 to ask off for a day.
01:35:02.300 Toad owns a sweatshop.
01:35:03.720 That's the problem.
01:35:05.100 Tone is the boss
01:35:06.540 of a sweatshop.
01:35:07.260 The children will die
01:35:08.180 if I don't provide the water.
01:35:09.440 Even if work doesn't care
01:35:09.620 enough to dock them.
01:35:11.200 Whatever.
01:35:12.160 Haven't you been there
01:35:13.200 for like a decade?
01:35:15.580 Eight years.
01:35:16.960 Good God.
01:35:17.920 And if you miss a day,
01:35:19.080 you're fired.
01:35:19.760 What's retirement there, bro?
01:35:21.100 That's just not
01:35:22.560 the correct way of framing it.
01:35:24.940 Well, you just said that.
01:35:27.860 If you took off Friday,
01:35:29.920 they would fire you, yes?
01:35:31.180 Yes or yes?
01:35:32.580 They wouldn't allow me
01:35:33.600 to do it.
01:35:34.200 That's like the crux
01:35:35.160 of the matter.
01:35:36.220 They wouldn't allow you?
01:35:36.780 Right, but if you were like,
01:35:37.600 I'm going to do it.
01:35:38.360 What, are you working
01:35:38.660 for the feds
01:35:39.340 and it'd be AWOL?
01:35:40.280 What is this?
01:35:41.220 They'll lock you up?
01:35:42.620 You're going to find me out, man.
01:35:44.300 I go AWOL.
01:35:45.040 They put me in the pen.
01:35:46.640 My job did that to me.
01:35:47.900 They were like,
01:35:48.340 oh, you got to come
01:35:49.480 to work this day.
01:35:50.180 And I was like,
01:35:50.480 I'm in a different state.
01:35:51.720 And like, well,
01:35:52.000 you got to come to work this day.
01:35:53.000 And I was like, 1.00
01:35:53.260 well, you got a fucking problem. 1.00
01:35:56.640 Ain't nobody driving 1.00
01:35:57.600 that truck today.
01:35:58.660 I did that at Albertsons
01:35:59.940 when I had to go to prom.
01:36:01.400 And they were like,
01:36:02.080 well, you can't have
01:36:03.440 that day off.
01:36:04.000 And I was like,
01:36:04.720 hey, bro,
01:36:05.460 I only get one prom.
01:36:06.820 I'm not missing this.
01:36:07.640 They're like,
01:36:08.180 well, then you better
01:36:08.760 find a new job.
01:36:09.600 And I'm like,
01:36:09.900 well, then you better
01:36:10.460 find a new bagger. 1.00
01:36:11.320 What the fuck 1.00
01:36:11.740 are we talking about? 1.00
01:36:13.020 You out of your mind?
01:36:14.380 Yeah, I once left a job
01:36:15.680 because of scheduling issues.
01:36:16.960 Just walked out.
01:36:18.220 Not my problem.
01:36:19.240 I've left tons of jobs
01:36:21.240 because of it.
01:36:21.460 Like at my job,
01:36:22.200 I wouldn't generally
01:36:23.020 last minute call out like that.
01:36:24.940 You never have to show up
01:36:25.880 at 8 o'clock in the morning.
01:36:26.920 I don't care if you're sleeping.
01:36:27.680 It's like I'm doing this.
01:36:30.040 So, you know,
01:36:30.800 I've left more than 10 jobs
01:36:32.460 and now I live in the hood.
01:36:34.640 And that is exactly...
01:36:36.300 It doesn't always work out, Toad.
01:36:38.960 I'm just saying that
01:36:39.620 sometimes you've got to
01:36:40.420 take a risk.
01:36:41.440 Not even nine times
01:36:42.360 that it doesn't work out.
01:36:42.500 I understand that.
01:36:43.940 I understand that.
01:36:44.600 People just don't understand
01:36:45.620 like this specific situation.
01:36:48.780 If you're being honest
01:36:50.780 that you would have been
01:36:51.540 fired for it,
01:36:52.420 then I completely understand.
01:36:53.580 I just find it hard to believe
01:36:54.780 that after eight years
01:36:55.960 of hard service
01:36:56.700 that they'd be like, 0.98
01:36:57.360 one Friday, nigga, you gone. 1.00
01:36:58.660 Like, come on. 0.97
01:36:59.260 I really think he's telling us
01:37:00.940 he's a federal agent
01:37:01.820 but he can't say it out loud.
01:37:03.000 Maybe.
01:37:04.020 Well, I can empathize.
01:37:05.720 I have a deadline due this Friday.
01:37:07.800 If all of a sudden
01:37:08.880 like Clint was like, 0.99
01:37:10.680 hey, you can kill... 0.99
01:37:11.720 Like Joe Rogan is calling 1.00
01:37:13.100 and like they need somebody.
01:37:15.340 Just for the record, Toad,
01:37:16.580 just to show that
01:37:17.140 I'm being even-handed,
01:37:18.500 if he told me
01:37:19.760 that I can't go on Joe Rogan
01:37:21.240 because I have a deadline
01:37:22.120 on Friday, 1.00
01:37:22.740 I would kill him. 1.00
01:37:24.360 I would kill him dead. 1.00
01:37:25.180 Yes, I would honestly 1.00
01:37:26.140 kill myself 0.99
01:37:26.880 because I would be like, 1.00
01:37:28.040 yeah, fuck that. 1.00
01:37:28.860 Dude, I've been thinking 1.00
01:37:29.500 about killing myself 0.99
01:37:30.320 since this happened. 0.99
01:37:31.940 Whoa.
01:37:34.020 To be fair, to be fair,
01:37:35.440 he was thinking about
01:37:35.920 killing himself far before it too.
01:37:38.080 He's like,
01:37:38.480 but that's every day.
01:37:39.140 There's been zero change.
01:37:40.120 I attempted it like twice.
01:37:42.240 No, but like seriously,
01:37:43.340 I would be like,
01:37:44.240 I have a deadline.
01:37:45.060 I do,
01:37:45.500 I legitimately have a deadline.
01:37:46.720 Hey, Toad,
01:37:48.820 if Tower Gang had the opportunity
01:37:50.440 to go on Rogan
01:37:52.200 and it conflicted
01:37:52.900 with your schedule,
01:37:53.480 would you do that?
01:37:59.540 He's like,
01:38:00.140 it depends on what's due at work.
01:38:01.980 Is Shane Gillis in town?
01:38:02.960 Oh my God,
01:38:03.920 for real.
01:38:04.860 You would be like,
01:38:05.580 well,
01:38:05.800 I can't call out on a Friday.
01:38:08.120 Depends on the specific situation,
01:38:10.600 but Joe Rogan
01:38:11.520 is a completely different animal.
01:38:13.420 You wouldn't be willing
01:38:15.520 to lose your job,
01:38:16.460 the possibility
01:38:17.500 of losing your job.
01:38:18.980 It's all risk reward
01:38:20.360 and the reward from Rogan,
01:38:21.940 yeah,
01:38:22.220 I mean,
01:38:22.480 that might be.
01:38:23.340 This is the difference
01:38:23.680 between me and you. 1.00
01:38:24.660 I would skip my fucking dad's funeral 1.00
01:38:26.680 to go on Rogan. 1.00
01:38:28.180 Jesus Christ, dog. 0.77
01:38:29.640 Holy Christ. 0.58
01:38:30.940 He's already dead.
01:38:32.520 My dad would be like,
01:38:33.520 go,
01:38:34.120 go Clint.
01:38:34.520 Clint's about that life.
01:38:34.980 That's a good point.
01:38:35.880 That's a good point.
01:38:36.860 I would tell my son to go.
01:38:38.040 I'd be like,
01:38:38.280 go.
01:38:38.700 Clint and I
01:38:39.780 are just opposites
01:38:40.620 in some ways,
01:38:41.740 in every way.
01:38:42.720 I'll put it this way.
01:38:43.480 Winner. 1.00
01:38:43.980 Loser. 1.00
01:38:47.120 I would skip 1.00
01:38:48.240 my second child's birth
01:38:49.800 for Joe Rogan's podcast.
01:38:52.060 Yeah,
01:38:52.260 thank you.
01:38:53.040 So,
01:38:53.580 Toad,
01:38:54.240 because,
01:38:55.060 you know,
01:38:55.280 it seems like there's... 0.98
01:38:55.660 I'm going to see that little nigga 1.00
01:38:55.940 the rest of my life. 0.99
01:38:56.600 I don't see him first time?
01:38:57.440 Yeah,
01:38:57.560 you're going to see him 1.00
01:38:57.940 every fucking day. 0.99
01:38:59.180 It seems like there's 0.99
01:39:00.160 valid reasons on both sides,
01:39:01.680 right?
01:39:01.840 Valid reason for them being mad,
01:39:03.060 valid reasons for you 0.99
01:39:03.900 fucking doing what you did. 0.99
01:39:05.100 If you had, 1.00
01:39:06.420 if you guys came together
01:39:08.420 and you said,
01:39:08.940 you know what? 1.00
01:39:09.840 Let's fucking grind hard as fuck 1.00
01:39:12.320 and do all the craziest shit 1.00
01:39:13.760 we can to make the show successful. 1.00
01:39:14.960 With no legs.
01:39:16.020 Just on the boat deck
01:39:17.500 for six months.
01:39:18.760 Would you be like, 1.00
01:39:19.540 fuck it, man. 1.00
01:39:20.000 Let's figure out 1.00
01:39:20.560 if this bitch is going to fly or not. 1.00
01:39:22.560 Yeah, 1.00
01:39:22.820 dude,
01:39:23.000 that chick must have 1.00
01:39:23.700 like ridiculous road rash. 0.99
01:39:24.880 That was a politician's answer. 0.77
01:39:29.520 That was a very Dave Smith answer.
01:39:32.980 I really want to understand
01:39:34.680 your logic.
01:39:35.820 It does seem to me
01:39:37.640 that you are afraid
01:39:38.920 of really trying
01:39:40.100 and I don't know why.
01:39:42.000 So can you,
01:39:42.460 can you elucidate?
01:39:45.600 I can't.
01:39:47.100 Am I reading this wrong?
01:39:50.080 I swear to God,
01:39:51.300 every day I get closer to closer
01:39:52.900 to like Toad is a fan.
01:39:56.000 Like what?
01:39:57.020 What do you mean?
01:39:57.640 Why are you being so elusive
01:39:58.660 in your answer?
01:39:59.640 Toad has Tism loyalty. 0.62
01:40:01.420 That is true.
01:40:02.300 He's been there eight years.
01:40:03.500 He's only been with us
01:40:04.340 for three years.
01:40:05.440 Tism loyalty.
01:40:06.160 That's not it,
01:40:06.920 but I can't,
01:40:09.340 I don't think I understand
01:40:10.400 my mind enough
01:40:11.980 to answer the question,
01:40:13.300 if that makes sense.
01:40:14.400 Wow.
01:40:14.800 No,
01:40:15.140 actually it doesn't.
01:40:16.180 Not at all.
01:40:16.900 None of the slightest.
01:40:18.000 No,
01:40:18.180 but it makes perfect sense.
01:40:19.420 Like I believe him.
01:40:20.820 I really,
01:40:21.660 I believe what he said.
01:40:22.900 I don't know what that means.
01:40:27.300 I'm just trying to figure out 0.99
01:40:28.200 some shit. 0.99
01:40:29.440 I have no idea 1.00
01:40:30.300 what that means either.
01:40:31.560 I kind of like the way it sounds.
01:40:32.600 This is the issue,
01:40:33.080 is that because I still have
01:40:34.260 no clarity,
01:40:34.900 I have no faith.
01:40:35.940 And if I have no faith,
01:40:37.360 then it's a problem.
01:40:39.040 Because I need faith.
01:40:40.140 And I can't have that
01:40:40.840 because I have no clarity.
01:40:42.080 We need blood.
01:40:42.700 We need blood. 1.00
01:40:43.680 Cut yourself right now 1.00
01:40:44.560 if you're in the game.
01:40:45.140 No.
01:40:45.620 Take a blood oath.
01:40:48.060 I don't want any self-harm.
01:40:49.460 Don't do it unless you're emo.
01:40:50.320 I want no self-harm. 0.99
01:40:51.400 I just want fucking verbal commitments 0.99
01:40:53.280 that are actually actionable and real. 0.99
01:40:56.980 And you're not able to give me that
01:40:58.340 because you have no idea 1.00
01:40:59.280 what the fuck is wrong with your brain. 1.00
01:41:00.480 And that sucks. 1.00
01:41:01.500 No, 0.99
01:41:01.700 no,
01:41:01.860 no,
01:41:02.060 no.
01:41:02.360 I,
01:41:02.580 I,
01:41:02.760 like,
01:41:05.040 clarify.
01:41:05.380 Give me the specifics in it.
01:41:08.100 Give me the lever of Unit 8200
01:41:09.760 and Spence Friday's
01:41:10.580 fighting anti-cititism for Israel.
01:41:14.120 Well,
01:41:14.600 I mean,
01:41:15.140 you know,
01:41:15.320 you're saying give you the specifics.
01:41:17.620 The idea would be
01:41:19.020 how do you monetize this?
01:41:20.640 It would probably include,
01:41:21.660 like,
01:41:21.960 events and a lot of planning.
01:41:23.180 Like,
01:41:23.420 hey,
01:41:23.760 hey,
01:41:24.060 here's 72 hours notice.
01:41:25.280 You have 100 plus thousand audience
01:41:26.820 waiting for you 1.00
01:41:27.400 at the end of this fucking flight. 1.00
01:41:28.900 Will you do it? 1.00
01:41:29.880 I'm not your fucking monkey. 1.00
01:41:31.820 I guess 1.00
01:41:32.080 that's the type of shit 1.00
01:41:33.760 I'm talking about. 1.00
01:41:34.680 The real question is
01:41:35.680 we're trying to grow this
01:41:36.740 and if we are trying to grow this
01:41:38.540 into where we actually are getting,
01:41:40.540 this is becoming part-time,
01:41:41.580 full-time,
01:41:41.980 whatever,
01:41:42.800 this is going to require you
01:41:44.320 at some point
01:41:44.940 to pull away
01:41:45.880 from your
01:41:46.620 other,
01:41:47.720 like,
01:41:48.120 stuff going on in your life.
01:41:49.060 So,
01:41:49.500 it sounds to me like
01:41:50.320 you're just completely,
01:41:51.440 I don't know,
01:41:52.280 worried you're going to go AWOL
01:41:53.440 and the feds are going to freak out
01:41:54.700 or something.
01:41:55.460 I don't,
01:41:56.080 it seems very engaging.
01:41:56.980 Here's my issue.
01:41:57.440 Here's my issue with you,
01:41:58.240 Todd.
01:41:58.500 You are the most discontented
01:42:01.240 content person
01:42:02.780 I've ever met.
01:42:03.780 You're so,
01:42:04.540 you're so comfortable
01:42:05.740 in the lane that you're in
01:42:06.800 and yet you do nothing
01:42:07.920 but complain about it
01:42:08.860 and it's like,
01:42:09.660 I don't know how to deal with that.
01:42:11.740 I am a problem solver
01:42:13.260 at my core
01:42:13.800 so if I see something
01:42:14.800 and I hear a friend saying
01:42:15.720 I hate this and this and this
01:42:16.960 and that,
01:42:17.220 I'm like,
01:42:17.680 alright,
01:42:17.900 well change all of that
01:42:18.880 and you don't change any of that
01:42:20.180 so then I have to assume,
01:42:21.180 oh,
01:42:21.320 you like it
01:42:21.760 but you don't.
01:42:22.720 So now,
01:42:23.400 what do I do?
01:42:24.280 That's also why you go
01:42:25.200 for all these like broken chicks 1.00
01:42:26.480 because you're a problem solver
01:42:27.600 and you're like,
01:42:28.120 I'm going to fix this girl. 0.88
01:42:29.260 Dude,
01:42:29.420 I'm the hardest problem to solve.
01:42:31.560 I can fix her energy.
01:42:32.860 You're pacing that off of 1x.
01:42:34.220 You don't even know.
01:42:35.000 Well,
01:42:35.360 you know what's,
01:42:37.180 besides Clint's dating history,
01:42:38.820 you know,
01:42:39.120 you do recognize
01:42:39.800 there is a type of person
01:42:41.060 and I'm not saying
01:42:41.680 to totally this is you
01:42:42.620 but this is scary
01:42:43.540 that it could be you.
01:42:44.660 There is a type of person
01:42:45.600 that is content 0.99
01:42:46.180 to bitch and moan 1.00
01:42:47.040 about their lives 1.00
01:42:47.760 until they die.
01:42:48.900 Everybody runs into them, 0.57
01:42:50.140 right?
01:42:50.320 Especially like,
01:42:51.120 Top,
01:42:51.320 you've worked a job
01:42:52.000 where you drive truck,
01:42:52.920 right?
01:42:53.360 And you meet these dudes, 0.99
01:42:54.480 the fucking, 0.99
01:42:55.280 the guys that you go 1.00
01:42:56.100 and they open the bay door
01:42:57.940 and all they do 1.00
01:42:58.500 is they just bitch to you 1.00
01:42:59.680 about their lives. 1.00
01:43:00.680 Can you believe this shit? 1.00
01:43:01.640 Can you believe the politics? 1.00
01:43:02.480 I can't stand those fucking things. 1.00
01:43:03.300 And they just go on 1.00
01:43:04.060 for fucking ever 0.98
01:43:04.540 and you're like, 0.99
01:43:04.800 what are you still doing here?
01:43:05.940 Why are you still living 1.00
01:43:06.500 this fucking life? 1.00
01:43:07.660 I went back 1.00
01:43:08.140 and I seen those guys.
01:43:10.120 I went back,
01:43:10.720 I saw them.
01:43:11.160 They're still doing it, right?
01:43:12.360 They're still doing the same thing.
01:43:14.300 They still got the same lock.
01:43:15.520 Like,
01:43:15.920 to them it matters
01:43:16.860 which locker they get
01:43:18.020 in the locker room
01:43:18.740 that they spend 30 minutes a day
01:43:20.060 and I was like, 0.99
01:43:20.460 none of this shit matters to me. 0.99
01:43:21.480 Like, 0.99
01:43:21.620 I'm trying to do something bigger.
01:43:22.780 I'm out.
01:43:23.460 Like, 1.00
01:43:23.660 you're crazy. 0.99
01:43:24.040 You're going to leave all this? 1.00
01:43:26.380 They go to New York.
01:43:27.340 You're going to leave all this?
01:43:28.700 I can't.
01:43:29.580 You're going to leave these turds 0.82
01:43:30.440 in the street?
01:43:30.900 All this?
01:43:31.420 All this misery?
01:43:33.400 Dude,
01:43:33.820 it was the most miserable
01:43:34.600 I've ever been this week, man.
01:43:35.960 It's being in New York
01:43:37.560 and then compiling that
01:43:39.180 with whatever was going on
01:43:40.860 with you guys.
01:43:41.800 I'm like,
01:43:42.020 well,
01:43:42.160 this show must be done.
01:43:43.380 And then my kids frustrating me
01:43:44.680 in New York.
01:43:45.200 It was like,
01:43:45.980 absolutely insane.
01:43:47.940 Insane.
01:43:48.240 See, 1.00
01:43:48.280 that black dude 1.00
01:43:49.200 just dropped wisdom on you. 0.99
01:43:51.060 Yep. 0.88
01:43:52.020 He loves his hell.
01:43:53.100 I think the real question is,
01:43:54.740 is there a long term?
01:43:55.820 What the?
01:43:56.880 Are you there for the long term,
01:43:58.320 Toad?
01:43:58.520 Is I guess the question.
01:43:59.480 Like,
01:43:59.620 are we tying ourselves to a bet?
01:44:02.360 Like,
01:44:02.640 are you going to be able
01:44:04.040 to pull yourself away
01:44:05.440 from your other stuff
01:44:07.340 when it just gets bigger?
01:44:09.840 Like,
01:44:10.220 say we do get to a point
01:44:11.300 where we're making enough income
01:44:12.600 that you can go part-time,
01:44:13.700 full-time,
01:44:14.060 whatever.
01:44:14.220 Are you going to be willing
01:44:15.380 to pull away from 0.99
01:44:16.400 whatever the fuck 0.99
01:44:17.660 is holding you back now? 1.00
01:44:18.680 I can't believe
01:44:19.080 Jose is saying that.
01:44:20.520 No,
01:44:20.880 seriously,
01:44:21.580 when the money comes,
01:44:22.360 that's what I'm doing.
01:44:23.860 I'm like,
01:44:24.500 my life's set up in that way
01:44:25.560 to like,
01:44:25.920 as more money comes from this,
01:44:27.260 then it's like,
01:44:27.420 Providing Toad
01:44:28.120 that you don't have cats,
01:44:29.780 you don't have like
01:44:30.300 a naked cat operation,
01:44:31.620 providing that that's not
01:44:32.700 on the table.
01:44:35.100 But,
01:44:35.600 you know,
01:44:35.940 the other thing too,
01:44:36.880 Toad is...
01:44:37.200 Isn't it weird
01:44:37.720 that he doesn't just
01:44:38.940 breed more cats?
01:44:40.360 Like,
01:44:40.580 wouldn't you do...
01:44:40.820 Well,
01:44:40.840 it's not that simple.
01:44:42.040 I mean,
01:44:42.240 I don't want to come over 0.98
01:44:42.860 for something fucking cat mail 0.98
01:44:44.620 and also it's a lot of time. 0.99
01:44:45.680 Just have a shitload more cats. 0.99
01:44:46.680 You just jerk off the male cats 0.98
01:44:48.340 and you get a little turkey base.
01:44:49.560 Technically,
01:44:50.500 yeah,
01:44:50.760 this is like,
01:44:51.760 you just have a problem
01:44:52.500 of scale.
01:44:53.520 Like,
01:44:53.640 all you have to do
01:44:54.300 to make more money
01:44:54.860 is just make more cats. 0.96
01:44:56.680 How do we combine
01:44:57.580 Jose's cat operation...
01:44:58.420 Build another floor 0.99
01:44:59.060 to your pussy palace. 1.00
01:45:00.380 How do you combine 0.99
01:45:01.080 the cat operation
01:45:01.920 with Tower Gang?
01:45:02.940 How do these two things
01:45:03.840 become mutually beneficial?
01:45:05.060 If we ever create
01:45:05.740 like a compound together
01:45:06.980 then I train you guys
01:45:08.080 on all the ins and outs.
01:45:09.340 You guys have your own
01:45:10.280 and we have a giant...
01:45:10.900 You're not welcoming
01:45:11.700 the compound 1.00
01:45:12.140 with all these fucking 1.00
01:45:13.020 hairless cats. 1.00
01:45:13.520 Cat tower.
01:45:14.480 Cole's cats are just
01:45:15.400 dead from antifreeze.
01:45:18.560 But in all seriousness,
01:45:19.680 you could scale out
01:45:21.780 that way
01:45:22.160 if you have enough people
01:45:22.820 doing it together
01:45:23.440 and you could have
01:45:24.580 a big income from it. 0.98
01:45:26.220 I skipped the pussy claim. 0.98
01:45:28.340 Oh, 0.98
01:45:28.620 that's a good point.
01:45:29.460 Imagine guests coming through
01:45:30.680 and there's just mad cats,
01:45:31.680 naked cats everywhere. 1.00
01:45:32.640 They'd love that shit, bro. 1.00
01:45:33.680 Tower Gang is like 1.00
01:45:34.460 a McDonald's
01:45:35.040 where it's like
01:45:35.380 not really a fast food company.
01:45:36.960 It's a real estate company.
01:45:37.940 Tower Gang is like,
01:45:38.740 actually,
01:45:39.060 this is a cat breeding company.
01:45:43.300 Come to the back.
01:45:44.120 Don't step on the piss.
01:45:45.460 You know how like
01:45:46.960 a money laundering operation?
01:45:48.180 You know how like
01:45:48.800 Tim Cass has their guys
01:45:50.040 like I guess
01:45:50.920 me, Top, and Clint know
01:45:52.540 but like the other guys
01:45:53.300 will like pick us up
01:45:54.000 like we'll pick you up
01:45:54.720 and meet you at the airport.
01:45:55.880 Can you imagine
01:45:56.360 if we also have
01:45:57.120 a cat breeding business
01:45:57.920 so our guy who does that
01:45:59.020 is also like
01:45:59.720 bringing cats to the airport
01:46:01.060 and then like
01:46:01.780 picking up people in the way. 1.00
01:46:03.120 Fuck yeah. 0.99
01:46:03.400 So it might just be like 1.00
01:46:04.320 one of our guests 0.96
01:46:04.840 and then a random ass cat 1.00
01:46:05.920 and you're like, 0.98
01:46:06.140 oh yeah,
01:46:06.400 I'm delivering this
01:46:06.880 to so-and-so on the way.
01:46:07.840 This is the one thing
01:46:08.920 I've learned
01:46:09.520 after finding this lane of life
01:46:12.240 is that you can
01:46:13.160 you can make a lane
01:46:14.280 of the most random
01:46:15.680 disparate endeavors. 0.99
01:46:17.740 Racist. 0.92
01:46:17.900 Racist t-shirts. 0.99
01:46:19.460 T-shirts, podcast, 1.00
01:46:20.540 whatever the fuck. 0.99
01:46:21.660 There's nothing more libertarian 0.99
01:46:22.800 than if we did that too
01:46:23.680 because let's just say
01:46:25.780 a lot of it's cash. 0.99
01:46:26.420 That sounds gay. 0.95
01:46:27.440 So I don't want to do it. 0.96
01:46:27.900 I'm getting at the tax side of things
01:46:31.340 because most of this is cash.
01:46:32.400 Let's be real.
01:46:33.220 I'm just saying
01:46:33.880 and you can cook the books easy.
01:46:35.600 So we could... 1.00
01:46:36.300 Let's just fucking sell drugs. 1.00
01:46:38.180 Let's fucking go. 1.00
01:46:39.360 Well it's like... 0.99
01:46:40.000 Dude.
01:46:40.580 Yeah.
01:46:41.240 Let's become cartel members.
01:46:41.900 We can save a lot of it
01:46:43.600 on taxes and stuff.
01:46:44.640 I mean obviously
01:46:44.960 for this joking
01:46:45.720 for legal purposes
01:46:46.560 it's a joke.
01:46:47.680 So it's kind of
01:46:48.560 it's a semi-criminal enterprise
01:46:50.740 at that point.
01:46:51.740 Let's put out hits. 0.98
01:46:53.320 Let's put out assassinations.
01:46:55.820 It is weird
01:46:56.400 that we don't sell drugs.
01:46:58.440 Protecting our cat front.
01:46:58.920 I've bought that
01:46:59.240 for the longest time.
01:47:00.420 I feel like we should...
01:47:01.200 I would love to sell drugs
01:47:02.180 because I'd love
01:47:02.620 just to have drugs.
01:47:04.000 Imagine a bag of fentanyl
01:47:05.420 with a Tower Gang logo on it.
01:47:07.560 Duh.
01:47:07.700 Seems pretty cool.
01:47:08.420 That's a banger.
01:47:09.660 Do you think we would sell 1.00
01:47:10.420 really high quality shit 1.00
01:47:12.160 or low quality shit? 1.00
01:47:12.560 Why don't we just sell 1.00
01:47:14.160 drug paraphernalia bags
01:47:15.980 but we sell it at market
01:47:18.060 but then all of the drugs
01:47:20.040 in the country
01:47:20.540 are just covered
01:47:21.280 in Tower Gang.
01:47:22.880 Oh.
01:47:24.120 That's actually great.
01:47:25.180 See that's guerrilla marketing.
01:47:26.680 I love that.
01:47:27.240 And that's our audience anyway.
01:47:28.620 That's your target audience. 0.82
01:47:29.460 Drug addicts.
01:47:30.760 Dude we could have
01:47:31.860 heroin addicts 0.92
01:47:32.500 and meth heads
01:47:32.960 and stoners 1.00
01:47:33.720 fucking tuning in. 1.00
01:47:34.740 What the fuck is this 1.00
01:47:35.740 Tower Gang shit? 1.00
01:47:36.560 It's everywhere. 1.00
01:47:37.240 Can we sell Tower Gang needles?
01:47:39.100 That is a legit... 1.00
01:47:40.420 Genius fucking business idea 0.99
01:47:42.020 other than the needles 1.00
01:47:43.080 because those people
01:47:43.660 are too sleepy
01:47:44.300 to watch the show.
01:47:44.960 How small can we make the TG
01:47:46.100 while still being recognizable?
01:47:47.800 Yeah.
01:47:48.240 Like can we smell
01:47:50.100 can we sell like crack pipes
01:47:51.520 that have
01:47:52.040 I'm telling you
01:47:52.780 if you had
01:47:53.400 if you had gram bags
01:47:54.580 that had TG on them
01:47:56.160 it'd have to be Tower Gang though
01:47:58.200 because they're not going to have TG.
01:47:59.260 Or the sheets of acid
01:48:00.400 can't sheets of acid have like
01:48:02.160 Yeah.
01:48:02.840 Like you could have the graphic.
01:48:03.880 Guys what we're describing now
01:48:05.260 is basically putting Tower Gang
01:48:07.340 like the Tower Gang brand
01:48:08.620 on something that's like 0.98
01:48:09.840 retarded and awful 1.00
01:48:11.100 and getting it in front 0.89
01:48:11.940 of a lot of people.
01:48:13.040 That's what we were trying
01:48:13.660 to do with Toad.
01:48:14.660 I know. 0.99
01:48:15.180 He's like the most retarded 1.00
01:48:15.700 That's a great... 0.99
01:48:16.780 It's the same thing.
01:48:18.160 It's either this or Joe's Toad.
01:48:19.020 Cover him in Tower Gang logos
01:48:19.660 and just push him out
01:48:20.540 in front of an audience.
01:48:21.520 Toad, Toad, Toad.
01:48:21.800 Do you understand
01:48:22.500 how great you would have been
01:48:23.380 with Jeremy Coffin?
01:48:24.120 I just want to know
01:48:24.660 if you know.
01:48:25.140 Oh my god.
01:48:25.680 We have to make him
01:48:26.360 like a Leatherman
01:48:27.100 if we do keep him around
01:48:28.360 for these appearances
01:48:29.420 like a Leatherman
01:48:30.140 with all different like
01:48:31.080 old patches
01:48:31.840 or Tower Gang rings.
01:48:33.120 But they're all Tower Gang 0.94
01:48:34.520 like ads
01:48:35.280 or different like art
01:48:36.560 and stuff.
01:48:37.660 I appreciate that you think
01:48:38.800 that highly of me
01:48:40.040 and also that you hate me
01:48:42.040 simultaneously.
01:48:43.340 No.
01:48:43.880 No.
01:48:44.160 We love drugs.
01:48:45.460 We hate that you won't
01:48:46.520 lose your potential.
01:48:49.120 Alright.
01:48:50.380 Listen guys.
01:48:51.480 We're coming to an end.
01:48:52.900 David had an idea
01:48:53.820 for like the out to the show
01:48:55.340 because it's always
01:48:56.000 it's always like a weird out
01:48:57.600 where like alright 0.99
01:48:58.180 we stop talking about shit 0.99
01:49:00.140 like where do we go 0.99
01:49:00.940 and then I ended up
01:49:02.300 playing I ended up playing music
01:49:03.300 but this might be a good idea.
01:49:05.040 David explain this.
01:49:06.540 What we're going to do
01:49:07.360 is we're going to watch 1.00
01:49:07.820 the niggers fight 1.00
01:49:08.480 and we're going to try to 1.00
01:49:10.600 we're going to try to 0.99
01:49:13.700 shoot teeth baby. 1.00
01:49:16.440 We're going to look 0.99
01:49:17.240 at them first right
01:49:18.200 and we're going to decide
01:49:19.320 just based off of looks alone
01:49:21.840 which one is going to win
01:49:24.200 and then we're going to
01:49:24.800 allow it to play
01:49:25.660 and maybe if it plays
01:49:26.640 long enough
01:49:27.260 we're going to pause it again
01:49:29.600 and let everybody
01:49:30.260 readjust their calls
01:49:31.280 but this is kind of betting
01:49:32.420 so I think Total
01:49:33.460 have some fun with it.
01:49:35.040 The audience
01:49:35.600 feel free to
01:49:36.560 feel free to
01:49:37.440 get involved
01:49:38.280 with the audience.
01:49:38.820 Yeah so in this case guys
01:49:40.020 we're going to do
01:49:40.760 B or W for the chat.
01:49:43.180 It's going to be
01:49:43.680 black shirt or white shirt
01:49:44.780 both black guys of course.
01:49:47.080 And we're going to
01:49:47.860 Hey buddy
01:49:49.480 just a heads up.
01:49:51.740 Alright there we go.
01:49:52.740 I didn't want to
01:49:53.260 accident there.
01:49:54.360 Expand that David.
01:49:55.320 White. 0.81
01:49:55.740 We can call this segment
01:49:57.240 Lay of the Nigg 0.96
01:49:58.060 because when you
01:49:58.880 make a bet
01:49:59.980 that's at minus 110
01:50:00.880 it's called laying the Vig 0.64
01:50:02.200 so you can lay the Nigg here. 0.94
01:50:03.500 Let's look at the details here.
01:50:04.680 We got 27 seconds
01:50:06.140 so it's a fast clip.
01:50:07.180 You're having trouble?
01:50:08.120 Let me start by saying
01:50:09.480 the white dude 0.93
01:50:10.500 is bucking up stronger
01:50:12.120 but he also has a shirt
01:50:13.340 that says Revolution
01:50:14.060 which makes me think
01:50:15.080 that alright
01:50:15.560 maybe he's for real.
01:50:16.940 He's also got a chest on him.
01:50:18.340 The dude in the black shirt
01:50:19.140 is very casual
01:50:20.100 but I feel like
01:50:20.780 he's going to do
01:50:21.760 a step back counter
01:50:23.080 I can see
01:50:24.820 I can see
01:50:26.260 that right hand
01:50:27.260 absolutely just
01:50:28.100 demolishing that dude's face 0.99
01:50:29.260 right there. 0.84
01:50:29.600 That's my reason.
01:50:31.960 That's not a
01:50:32.680 that's not a Ron Paul
01:50:34.620 Revolution shirt
01:50:35.340 is it?
01:50:36.000 I don't think so.
01:50:36.700 Something tells me no.
01:50:37.800 No.
01:50:39.000 When I see Revolution
01:50:40.080 I think like
01:50:41.120 leftist
01:50:41.880 so they're serious
01:50:43.220 but they're not going to be
01:50:43.980 strong enough
01:50:44.540 to actually win this fight
01:50:45.440 so I'm going with
01:50:45.980 the black shirt.
01:50:47.860 I think white shirt
01:50:48.620 has a better physique
01:50:49.360 and obviously
01:50:50.000 I think he might actually
01:50:51.020 possibly just judging
01:50:52.220 by how he looks
01:50:53.000 be the better fighter
01:50:54.020 but he's making a fatal flaw
01:50:55.260 and he's like coming
01:50:56.040 in two aggro
01:50:56.820 chin forward
01:50:58.060 and the other guy
01:50:59.000 he's just
01:50:59.380 he's overestimating
01:51:00.960 his physicality
01:51:01.840 and I think the other guy
01:51:02.920 is someone who's just
01:51:03.800 of an average build
01:51:04.480 but he bucks
01:51:05.040 like you're not going to 1.00
01:51:05.620 fuck with that. 0.99
01:51:05.820 I could be totally wrong 1.00
01:51:06.800 and the better in shape dude
01:51:08.300 could just absolutely
01:51:09.140 house this guy right now.
01:51:10.120 Yeah.
01:51:10.380 Alright so we've got
01:51:11.340 we've got
01:51:12.080 starting at the top
01:51:12.900 are you B or W?
01:51:14.520 I'm all in on B though.
01:51:15.880 You're all in on B?
01:51:17.200 B?
01:51:17.740 Okay.
01:51:18.500 I'm kind of going W
01:51:19.800 Jose.
01:51:20.580 What'd you say?
01:51:21.060 You said B?
01:51:21.840 B.
01:51:22.360 Yeah.
01:51:22.480 You know what would be
01:51:23.360 amazing?
01:51:23.940 You know what would be
01:51:24.260 amazing is as soon as
01:51:25.740 you press play a cop
01:51:26.640 just comes in and 0.99
01:51:27.260 shoots both of them. 1.00
01:51:28.080 That's always okay.
01:51:29.020 So with this sort of
01:51:29.860 thing there's always
01:51:31.100 the potentiality for a
01:51:32.360 third.
01:51:32.660 I was doing this once
01:51:33.480 on my show and you
01:51:34.380 know what ended it?
01:51:35.200 A golf cart.
01:51:36.160 A golf cart came
01:51:37.200 ran over both of the
01:51:38.560 dudes. 0.99
01:51:39.000 It was fucking 0.99
01:51:39.620 unbelievable. 0.99
01:51:39.860 It's literally the
01:51:40.640 WWE version of
01:51:42.200 oh he's got a
01:51:43.180 metal chair.
01:51:44.200 It's just like
01:51:44.780 came out of nowhere.
01:51:46.040 W or B?
01:51:49.820 God I'm leaning B
01:51:51.380 but like I feel like
01:51:53.300 the whole set of
01:51:54.380 this is wanting you
01:51:55.540 to think B maybe
01:51:56.280 or I don't know.
01:51:57.500 Really?
01:51:57.700 Because I'm going B
01:51:58.700 and I would have
01:52:00.180 thought everybody was
01:52:00.820 going to pick the
01:52:01.440 he's got a good chest
01:52:02.260 on him right?
01:52:02.880 I thought we were
01:52:03.400 going to go W on
01:52:04.300 this.
01:52:04.420 It's just so
01:52:04.980 it's because the
01:52:06.160 energy is too
01:52:06.940 aggressive.
01:52:08.000 The guy who can
01:52:08.500 fight is usually not
01:52:09.500 that aggressive.
01:52:10.240 That's true.
01:52:10.980 Top you said B right?
01:52:12.320 Well we're talking
01:52:12.720 about who loses
01:52:13.600 the fight.
01:52:14.740 Who wins the fight?
01:52:15.940 No we're just
01:52:16.280 going to say who's
01:52:16.840 going to win.
01:52:17.200 I say black. 0.97
01:52:17.780 Dude look at me. 0.55
01:52:18.680 Who loses the fight?
01:52:20.380 The entire white 0.97
01:52:21.120 community that's
01:52:21.800 around here.
01:52:22.200 It looks like a
01:52:22.640 nice boar and
01:52:23.920 they're bringing it
01:52:24.380 down. 0.99
01:52:24.900 What the fuck is 1.00
01:52:25.700 this? 1.00
01:52:26.040 You can't see their
01:52:27.360 hands so they might
01:52:28.140 just both pull guns
01:52:29.220 dude.
01:52:30.040 How does that
01:52:30.680 happen?
01:52:31.260 Alright.
01:52:32.980 Black shirt looks
01:52:33.720 like he looks like
01:52:34.900 he could fight.
01:52:36.000 Oh it's my wife.
01:52:36.800 That's hilarious.
01:52:36.880 It looks like he
01:52:37.320 fishes on a Saturday.
01:52:38.580 He fights.
01:52:39.460 Alright.
01:52:39.880 Alright.
01:52:40.280 So let's go.
01:52:40.920 Now look what I do
01:52:41.980 reserve the
01:52:42.620 ability to do is
01:52:43.560 it's a 27 second
01:52:44.460 video.
01:52:44.980 If they scrap a
01:52:45.980 little bit and
01:52:46.640 no one gets KO'd
01:52:47.540 I reserve the
01:52:48.420 right to pause it
01:52:49.240 reassess based off
01:52:50.940 of the technique
01:52:51.600 and everybody can
01:52:52.680 change or stay.
01:52:54.800 What you saw
01:52:55.540 and you can change
01:52:56.220 or you can stay.
01:52:56.340 I'm going to go 1.00
01:52:56.980 black. 1.00
01:52:57.240 I'm going to go 0.97
01:52:57.500 B.
01:52:57.740 I'm going B.
01:52:58.700 We're all going
01:52:59.160 B.
01:52:59.640 Alright.
01:53:00.920 Alright.
01:53:01.420 Let's go.
01:53:01.780 Let's see.
01:53:02.120 This step back
01:53:11.200 and glance
01:53:11.780 this is an indicator
01:53:12.980 he's stepped back
01:53:13.900 he's making distance
01:53:14.880 His fist is cocked too.
01:53:16.180 And he's look too.
01:53:17.600 Look at his face.
01:53:18.820 He's got a
01:53:19.340 he's got a full beard
01:53:20.340 no mustache. 1.00
01:53:21.380 Don't fuck with 1.00
01:53:21.980 these guys. 1.00
01:53:22.880 Yeah.
01:53:23.100 He's red and black.
01:53:24.900 Yeah.
01:53:25.640 Black dude without 1.00
01:53:26.340 a mustache is 1.00
01:53:26.960 something to be feared.
01:53:27.860 The other guy also
01:53:28.960 doesn't have a mustache.
01:53:29.920 He's so calm looking too.
01:53:31.260 Like this guy's
01:53:32.140 he's in trouble.
01:53:33.160 That's a visual cue.
01:53:34.480 He's like I'm about 0.99
01:53:35.020 to knock this nigga out. 1.00
01:53:35.840 Now also 0.99
01:53:36.260 I don't know if you saw
01:53:37.000 we're very in on 0.98
01:53:38.300 the necks of black people. 0.99
01:53:39.640 That guy has a very 1.00
01:53:40.220 if you saw him
01:53:40.760 moving his head around
01:53:41.440 loose neck.
01:53:42.320 That's not good.
01:53:43.200 He's going to get 0.99
01:53:43.600 fucking 0.99
01:53:43.880 What I can say definitively 1.00
01:53:45.980 is he's going to
01:53:46.520 strike first
01:53:47.100 but that doesn't mean
01:53:47.780 he's going to win.
01:53:48.780 White shirt has loose neck?
01:53:49.920 Is that what you're saying?
01:53:50.300 Yeah.
01:53:50.320 White shirt has loose neck.
01:53:50.840 If you go back and watch
01:53:54.220 Oh he's doing a lot of wobbling.
01:53:55.780 Yeah he's watching.
01:53:56.640 We got a bracket on the building.
01:53:58.940 It's our new third time.
01:53:59.820 Young man.
01:54:00.500 A very young man.
01:54:01.160 He's swinging the head out.
01:54:03.820 Alright so guys
01:54:04.600 are we staying B?
01:54:05.660 I'm staying B.
01:54:06.160 I'm all in on it.
01:54:07.440 I'm staying B.
01:54:08.020 His neck is about to
01:54:08.880 come in and not tell you.
01:54:09.520 I'm about to take out
01:54:10.300 a second mortgage
01:54:10.900 and put it all on B.
01:54:12.800 I'm betting my house
01:54:13.980 everything I own.
01:54:15.100 Let it ride on B.
01:54:15.920 Let it ride.
01:54:16.700 Let's go.
01:54:17.200 Now the pausing is done.
01:54:18.740 You're locked in.
01:54:19.460 The pausing is done.
01:54:20.220 Yeah double down.
01:54:21.080 Let's go. 1.00
01:54:24.220 We were right motherfucker. 1.00
01:54:37.460 Holy shit. 1.00
01:54:38.680 I don't. 1.00
01:54:39.460 Oh Jesus.
01:54:40.580 We were right. 1.00
01:54:41.360 Damn it. 1.00
01:54:42.580 Holy shit. 1.00
01:54:42.740 We were right for the wrong. 0.99
01:54:44.160 I just won my bet
01:54:45.080 but I also endorsed the murder.
01:54:47.120 We were wrong.
01:54:47.980 We were wrong for the
01:54:48.700 we were right for the wrong reason.
01:54:50.100 Let's see it again.
01:54:50.780 Let's see it again.
01:54:51.300 Am I still up there?
01:54:51.940 Yeah he started losing the fight 1.00
01:54:53.140 and went fuck this. 1.00
01:54:54.420 No you know why? 1.00
01:54:55.200 Because he fucking didn't do 0.99
01:54:56.640 the thing he was supposed to do. 1.00
01:54:57.920 He didn't swing on him.
01:54:58.760 He like closed the distance
01:55:00.000 in a weird kind of wonky way.
01:55:01.480 I thought he was going to kiss him.
01:55:02.840 Yeah it was.
01:55:03.440 Let's watch it again.
01:55:03.960 It literally did.
01:55:04.300 I was the boss
01:55:05.180 with his young 80s.
01:55:06.780 Oh. 1.00
01:55:09.140 Oh damn. 0.99
01:55:10.340 In retrospect 0.99
01:55:11.180 I should have watched his hand
01:55:12.580 because he never moved
01:55:13.360 his right hand.
01:55:14.120 Guy on the black wins.
01:55:14.780 So he was like 1.00
01:55:15.400 probably holding his penis. 1.00
01:55:16.260 Yeah he wins. 1.00
01:55:17.080 Yeah he wins.
01:55:17.900 He definitely won.
01:55:19.120 He wins.
01:55:19.780 I thought someone else shot him.
01:55:21.360 No no no.
01:55:21.840 It was the guy in the black.
01:55:24.420 It makes total sense
01:55:25.440 on why he's.
01:55:26.120 He watched his hand.
01:55:26.640 He had his hand on his hip
01:55:27.640 the whole time
01:55:28.240 and now you see
01:55:29.080 you see
01:55:29.560 this was a lot of fun.
01:55:30.580 You guys want to do it
01:55:31.100 one more time?
01:55:31.720 We're going to have to
01:55:32.500 delete this episode.
01:55:33.540 Go back to that though.
01:55:35.080 Go back to that.
01:55:35.280 You want me to go back to it?
01:55:36.200 Alright what do you want to do?
01:55:36.920 Just like
01:55:37.520 where he gets up close to him.
01:55:39.600 Okay he does look
01:55:40.400 he wants to kiss him.
01:55:41.420 I know but
01:55:41.800 yes he does
01:55:42.340 but also
01:55:42.800 I think White 1.00
01:55:43.560 would have won this fight.
01:55:44.580 It looks like he has a gun right there.
01:55:45.320 White would have. 0.97
01:55:45.920 White was only hitting him 0.98
01:55:48.300 with his wrist.
01:55:49.900 Yeah he wasn't
01:55:50.580 those weren't contact. 0.99
01:55:51.900 Neither of them could fight for shit. 0.99
01:55:53.480 I don't know if White 1.00
01:55:54.320 would have beat him
01:55:54.780 because I think he actually
01:55:55.660 part of the reason why
01:55:56.700 he wasn't really able to reach
01:55:58.180 his full potential fighting
01:55:59.120 is because he was holding
01:55:59.920 his kind of
01:56:00.740 had his hand on his gun
01:56:02.160 and was kind of like 1.00
01:56:03.160 oh shit 0.98
01:56:04.360 it's about to be that. 0.99
01:56:05.040 Well that's the problem.
01:56:05.980 The problem is he decided 0.98
01:56:07.020 to kill him 0.93
01:56:07.980 before they actually 0.99
01:56:09.140 got into a physical altercation. 0.99
01:56:10.640 It sucks
01:56:11.080 because I think 0.98
01:56:12.220 that the dude in the black shirt
01:56:13.160 could have easily won that fight
01:56:14.220 but he decided
01:56:14.680 if he would have just hit him 0.90
01:56:15.420 with that right hand right there 0.95
01:56:16.600 yeah
01:56:16.940 that would have been it.
01:56:17.920 It's over. 0.98
01:56:19.400 Hopefully he punches 0.99
01:56:20.580 with his wrist. 0.96
01:56:21.320 Hey you want to talk about 0.99
01:56:22.180 us misreading shit 0.99
01:56:23.340 we misread 0.99
01:56:24.320 this.
01:56:25.840 That was a 0.96
01:56:26.540 I'm about to shoot this digger 1.00
01:56:27.620 get up and hit the fuck out of here. 1.00
01:56:29.420 That's our brains 1.00
01:56:30.960 don't go there.
01:56:31.740 That's crazy.
01:56:32.220 No dude
01:56:32.380 we didn't chimp out that much.
01:56:33.720 Let's watch it one more time.
01:56:34.760 I ordered the endless shrimp
01:56:36.500 and you start eating out of it
01:56:37.500 and then they're going to kick us out. 0.91
01:56:38.740 What the hell man? 0.99
01:56:39.440 You're eating all the shrimp nigga. 1.00
01:56:40.720 Alright I know the endless
01:56:41.560 but you need to calm down.
01:56:42.500 I never would pull
01:56:52.080 just because you're getting 1.00
01:56:52.700 a little bit of your ass whooped 1.00
01:56:53.780 and you go and pull out your gun 1.00
01:56:54.800 unbelievable.
01:56:55.640 He didn't hit first though
01:56:56.880 to be fair
01:56:57.340 I don't know the context
01:56:58.300 if someone
01:56:59.060 if you had a piece on you
01:57:00.120 and someone pulled up to you 0.99
01:57:01.040 and started fucking 0.99
01:57:01.600 like what do you really do? 0.99
01:57:03.020 Well then like
01:57:03.280 you don't put your face
01:57:04.840 in front of his
01:57:05.540 I put that tweet up
01:57:07.780 that tweet about that bagel restaurant
01:57:09.380 and I did mean it.
01:57:10.900 I looked at the dude
01:57:11.580 and it's not even about
01:57:12.580 like fighting him
01:57:13.280 like boxing him
01:57:14.000 that could go either way.
01:57:15.320 I don't know what the guy knows
01:57:16.360 but I was like
01:57:18.380 I looked at the dude
01:57:19.200 and I'm like
01:57:19.620 if I had my gun
01:57:21.020 Luke why are you watching this?
01:57:25.040 Listen
01:57:25.300 if someone's acting crazy like that
01:57:26.880 and you had your gun
01:57:28.420 I'd be like
01:57:28.820 I just
01:57:29.100 why even bother?
01:57:30.060 Like I'm just
01:57:30.440 I'm taking this thing out
01:57:31.480 this is not going to be
01:57:32.560 you're not
01:57:32.800 I'm not fighting you
01:57:33.600 you don't deserve that
01:57:34.780 and that would be that
01:57:35.400 like this is what this person deserves
01:57:36.600 it's crazy.
01:57:38.060 By the way
01:57:38.660 that guy went from
01:57:39.320 just having like
01:57:39.960 getting beat up in a fight
01:57:40.920 to now probably
01:57:41.920 a second degree murder charge.
01:57:43.520 Oh yeah.
01:57:44.220 The whole video made me sad
01:57:45.580 because I was like
01:57:46.340 I was really happy
01:57:47.240 I was like
01:57:47.680 I'm reading this right 0.98
01:57:48.700 I got this all fucking hammered out 0.98
01:57:50.340 Luke will just go 180 0.98
01:57:55.800 from whatever my opinion
01:57:56.860 not a murder by the way
01:57:58.740 defense
01:57:59.200 self defense
01:57:59.820 Luke said earlier
01:58:00.860 he would prove it was him
01:58:01.760 so tweet and say
01:58:02.540 you were watching
01:58:02.980 Target or something
01:58:03.820 to let us know
01:58:04.680 you were doing it
01:58:05.340 I don't think that's really
01:58:06.960 Kyle Nigga House
01:58:08.660 there we go
01:58:09.380 yeah
01:58:09.680 I know for a fact
01:58:11.280 Luke watches the show
01:58:12.380 Luke tweet that out
01:58:13.560 just tweet out
01:58:14.260 Kyle Nigga House
01:58:14.980 and then we'll know
01:58:15.700 we'll know
01:58:17.160 we'll know what you mean
01:58:18.360 guys do you want to do it again
01:58:20.560 look I got
01:58:21.200 just tweet out a hearty ER
01:58:22.440 and we'll know
01:58:23.020 I got one that's not 0.98
01:58:23.980 it's not black people 1.00
01:58:25.020 Luke I'll find you at 0.99
01:58:25.260 Porkfest and ask you 0.99
01:58:26.460 that's not black people 1.00
01:58:27.040 that is a fire tweet 0.99
01:58:28.200 just that alone
01:58:29.520 Kyle Nigga House
01:58:30.380 and don't say anything else
01:58:31.580 like I think that would
01:58:32.620 actually take off
01:58:33.420 if you were like a larger
01:58:34.240 account that just tweeted that
01:58:35.660 especially with all the 0.93
01:58:36.700 nigga stuff right now 1.00
01:58:37.840 yeah
01:58:38.260 Kyle Nigga House
01:58:39.160 we should all just say it
01:58:41.340 let's all hop on Twitter
01:58:43.420 right now
01:58:43.760 I'm so sorry
01:58:44.840 I actually do
01:58:46.980 if you have another
01:58:47.560 if you have a white people one
01:58:48.500 that'd be great
01:58:48.720 I do have a white people one 0.92
01:58:49.700 I figure in Juneteenth
01:58:51.280 you know
01:58:51.740 it's a celebration of it
01:58:52.760 Luke is the most
01:58:53.340 he's the most like 0.89
01:58:54.360 gay based dude 0.80
01:58:55.840 that I know 0.88
01:58:56.680 I can agree with that
01:58:58.320 yeah
01:58:58.880 I don't understand it
01:58:59.940 and we're gonna have
01:59:01.500 Milo Yiannopoulos on
01:59:03.440 maybe
01:59:03.980 we were supposed to have
01:59:05.340 Milo on Friday
01:59:06.320 he bailed on us too
01:59:07.220 so
01:59:07.460 Luke commented on
01:59:08.640 one of my posts
01:59:09.400 not long ago
01:59:09.940 called me a homosexual
01:59:10.700 so you know
01:59:12.200 that's
01:59:12.880 checks out
01:59:13.660 Luke's a big fan
01:59:15.620 of all of us
01:59:16.100 I have no idea why
01:59:16.920 alright
01:59:17.740 is this pulled up
01:59:18.960 are we pulling it up
01:59:19.940 alright so we got
01:59:21.320 two whites
01:59:21.860 we don't know
01:59:22.780 who the altercation
01:59:23.600 is between
01:59:24.040 we got number 78
01:59:25.300 we got a black guy
01:59:26.300 in a green shirt
01:59:26.920 and we got a white guy
01:59:27.640 in a white shirt
01:59:28.100 it's a 31 second clip
01:59:29.460 we gotta let him dance
01:59:31.120 a little bit
01:59:31.820 and move around
01:59:32.540 so we can establish
01:59:33.240 so let's let's let it go
01:59:35.180 okay
01:59:36.580 oh sorry
01:59:37.260 well I don't know
01:59:38.720 looks like he's trying
01:59:39.260 to get past him 0.98
01:59:40.220 he's going for the black guy 0.98
01:59:41.500 who's talking about 0.91
01:59:41.740 green shirt
01:59:42.440 wait
01:59:43.580 is it two guys
01:59:44.220 rocking green
01:59:44.980 so let's establish it
01:59:46.280 real quick
01:59:46.580 because the white guy
01:59:47.260 was trying to block him
01:59:48.540 and now the guy
01:59:50.000 is going
01:59:50.260 no you're not
01:59:50.920 going to block me
01:59:51.440 I'm going to go
01:59:51.920 fight this guy
01:59:52.420 so it's between
01:59:52.940 number 78
01:59:53.640 and the guy
01:59:54.100 in the green
01:59:54.520 alright
01:59:55.200 okay
01:59:55.700 maybe
01:59:56.040 it could still
01:59:56.820 be 24
01:59:57.440 I'm sticking with my
01:59:59.060 thesis
01:59:59.360 the aggressive guy
02:00:00.260 is usually the dude
02:00:00.940 who gets housed
02:00:01.600 alright so what
02:00:02.340 we're going to do
02:00:02.920 guys and the chat
02:00:04.080 78 has some weight
02:00:04.840 on him though
02:00:05.260 is it the white guy
02:00:06.200 we're doing W or B
02:00:07.200 again
02:00:07.520 is it the white guy 0.75
02:00:08.480 or the black guy 0.97
02:00:09.040 I'm going the black guy 1.00
02:00:10.120 yeah I'm going the black guy 1.00
02:00:11.300 I'm going 78
02:00:12.200 for genetic reasons
02:00:13.340 and also
02:00:13.900 78
02:00:15.620 I thought it was 78
02:00:17.360 in the green shirt
02:00:18.140 back there
02:00:18.620 no
02:00:18.800 I don't know
02:00:20.100 trying to get his bike back
02:00:21.240 I'm going with the green shirt
02:00:22.940 back there
02:00:23.460 I don't even know
02:00:24.280 what's about to happen 0.96
02:00:24.940 yeah that's the black guy 0.99
02:00:26.280 the black guy 0.99
02:00:27.400 look at the black guy 1.00
02:00:28.340 in the green shirt
02:00:29.040 he's pulling his pants up
02:00:30.200 he's doing that thing
02:00:30.900 where he takes a step back
02:00:31.600 and he pulls his pants up
02:00:32.520 that's never good
02:00:33.140 because he's about to fight
02:00:33.700 because you know
02:00:34.460 that is good
02:00:35.120 they get clearance dude
02:00:36.240 they get clearance
02:00:37.160 I think you missed it
02:00:38.700 remember that Gaethje 1.00
02:00:39.820 just lost doing that shit 0.99
02:00:41.740 yo I don't know dude 0.99
02:00:42.660 the chat is going W hard
02:00:44.420 this isn't the UFC
02:00:45.240 if you're in a street fight
02:00:46.540 and the dude
02:00:47.020 pulls his pants up
02:00:48.120 like I need to have
02:00:48.980 additional dexterity
02:00:50.420 you're in trouble
02:00:50.960 he might do this wide stance 0.99
02:00:53.640 and start doing shit like this 0.98
02:00:54.880 like that 0.98
02:00:55.400 like Connor
02:00:56.160 legs like this
02:00:57.000 and then
02:00:58.120 yeah I don't know
02:00:58.580 he might not be hiking
02:00:59.540 his pants up
02:01:00.240 he might be reaching in
02:01:01.280 to get a gun
02:01:01.940 well at this point
02:01:03.380 is this another repeat
02:01:04.340 witnessing a murder
02:01:05.160 you can't
02:01:06.120 you can't show me murders 1.00
02:01:07.040 every fucking Wednesday 1.00
02:01:07.840 dude 0.99
02:01:08.120 please
02:01:08.320 I don't
02:01:08.620 okay here's the thing
02:01:09.700 it's murder Wednesday
02:01:10.540 now come on
02:01:11.080 the thing that makes
02:01:11.840 these clips good
02:01:12.580 is I don't watch them
02:01:13.900 I have no idea
02:01:14.840 what's going to happen
02:01:15.540 all right 0.99
02:01:15.960 so it's not my fucking fault 0.99
02:01:17.640 if somebody gets murdered 0.99
02:01:18.460 all right
02:01:19.080 let's go
02:01:19.900 now
02:01:20.500 so what do we got 0.97
02:01:21.700 everybody's in for the blacks again 1.00
02:01:23.140 everybody's in for the blacks 1.00
02:01:24.140 no I'm in for the white 0.97
02:01:25.320 I'm 78
02:01:26.140 I'm on 78
02:01:27.340 he has like racial ground
02:01:30.420 he has like 75 pounds on him
02:01:31.940 now once again
02:01:32.820 I'm green shirt
02:01:35.240 whoever that is
02:01:35.900 I don't see race
02:01:36.740 man 0.84
02:01:36.920 he might not be black 0.72
02:01:38.860 but I reserve the right 0.71
02:01:41.260 to pause again
02:01:42.100 so you can reassess
02:01:43.200 or you can stay 0.97
02:01:44.340 I'm a black guy 0.97
02:01:44.840 yeah
02:01:45.060 all right
02:01:45.920 so let's go 1.00
02:01:47.640 oh shit 1.00
02:01:49.100 they're really doing this 1.00
02:01:50.000 okay they're both white
02:01:51.920 oh it is a white guy
02:01:53.760 oh y'all are wrong
02:01:55.020 it's 78 0.92
02:01:55.820 70's gonna kill him 0.95
02:01:57.640 nah nah 1.00
02:01:58.980 oh shit 1.00
02:01:59.940 he's drunk 1.00
02:02:00.420 that was
02:02:00.820 oh dude
02:02:01.420 that was
02:02:01.760 this is now
02:02:02.420 there's no way
02:02:03.060 that we can call 0.99
02:02:03.780 this is bullshit 1.00
02:02:04.660 no it's not over 1.00
02:02:06.100 that was the slowest fall
02:02:08.080 in history
02:02:08.740 that guy's drunk
02:02:09.440 Joe Namath here
02:02:10.620 is gonna win man
02:02:11.440 don't push Namath
02:02:12.880 don't push Namath
02:02:14.460 don't push Namath
02:02:15.400 here comes Joe Namath man
02:02:17.040 he's gonna win
02:02:17.700 based off of anything
02:02:19.880 I think I'm staying the same
02:02:21.340 keep it paused
02:02:22.980 I need to explain something
02:02:24.100 I'm staying the same
02:02:25.080 this green dude
02:02:25.680 you said he's outweighed
02:02:26.440 by 70 pounds
02:02:27.020 he's also got about
02:02:27.940 an 8 inch reach advantage 1.00
02:02:29.160 this motherfucker is lanky 1.00
02:02:30.880 he's a big guy 1.00
02:02:31.600 he's the biggest guy there
02:02:32.620 also I will say now
02:02:34.060 from here
02:02:35.120 look at it
02:02:36.200 now who's the more
02:02:36.800 aggressive guy
02:02:37.480 the guy
02:02:38.240 the 78 is now
02:02:39.500 flat footed 0.99
02:02:40.260 he's decided to kill him 0.99
02:02:41.480 but he's flat footed 0.98
02:02:43.120 arms down
02:02:43.620 but the tall guy
02:02:44.620 if he's just got a stiff jab
02:02:46.060 this fight is over
02:02:46.920 here's what's gonna happen
02:02:48.500 that white dude there
02:02:49.460 he's not one of these dudes 0.81
02:02:50.880 that can fight
02:02:51.880 like uh
02:02:52.560 technically
02:02:53.640 but he's one of these dudes
02:02:54.960 that's gonna scrap
02:02:55.620 and he's just waiting
02:02:56.520 and once they start 1.00
02:02:57.400 he's gonna fuck him up 0.99
02:02:58.280 look how lanky this dude is 0.99
02:02:59.720 I think I'm sticking with the guy 0.80
02:03:01.600 that was never black 0.99
02:03:02.460 to begin with
02:03:03.100 I think I'm sticking there
02:03:04.340 because right now
02:03:05.560 he just kind of turned it on
02:03:06.480 Clint's right
02:03:06.920 he's kind of the biggest guy there
02:03:08.460 and he's gully 0.99
02:03:09.320 and everybody there is shitfaced 0.93
02:03:11.100 I think Clint wants the guy in the green to win 0.98
02:03:13.340 because that is Clint
02:03:14.600 it's the guy behind
02:03:15.760 it's the guy behind this guy
02:03:17.420 no no no
02:03:17.820 but I'm saying like 0.98
02:03:18.380 it's the black guy 0.98
02:03:18.940 yo wait wait 0.99
02:03:19.700 it's the black guy behind this guy 0.87
02:03:21.580 yeah I'm sticking with number 12
02:03:23.340 the guy that fell down
02:03:25.220 is the guy I'm taking
02:03:25.920 also the golf cart
02:03:26.820 is always on the table
02:03:27.640 that chick catches a straight right 1.00
02:03:28.800 this bitch in the fucking heels in the back 1.00
02:03:31.920 alright guys 1.00
02:03:32.880 let's let it ride
02:03:33.500 wait what's the chat
02:03:34.300 hold on I want to check in with the chat real quick
02:03:35.800 what do we got
02:03:36.240 do it do it do it do it
02:03:37.260 dude there's only 11 seconds left
02:03:38.700 this ends quick
02:03:39.560 this is a
02:03:40.260 this is a
02:03:41.020 this is gonna be a
02:03:41.940 like a one hit knockout 1.00
02:03:43.540 let's fucking go baby 1.00
02:03:44.920 overhand right 1.00
02:03:54.400 overhand right 0.90
02:03:55.260 I'm two for two
02:03:56.960 I don't know about you 1.00
02:03:57.920 oh shit what the fuck 1.00
02:04:00.400 holy shit dude 1.00
02:04:04.660 let's go again 0.99
02:04:05.260 is everybody ready
02:04:07.240 you were wrong
02:04:08.040 oh he's down
02:04:09.600 oh my god
02:04:12.660 yo how cool are you and your homeboy
02:04:16.880 how cool are you and your best friend
02:04:19.460 you know how rare it is to get two one hitter quitters in success
02:04:23.460 and I mean like to drop them like the twin towers 0.98
02:04:25.960 these motherfuckers were controlled demolitions 1.00
02:04:27.720 look at the way they fall 1.00
02:04:28.440 dude that is
02:04:28.760 that is something that like
02:04:30.320 you talk about with your buddy forever
02:04:32.460 forever
02:04:32.860 you remember when we knocked out two guys 1.00
02:04:34.700 everyone's gonna think you're full shit 1.00
02:04:35.460 and no one believes you 1.00
02:04:36.640 but then you have the video
02:04:37.580 imagine you find the video one day 0.95
02:04:39.380 just fucking around on X 1.00
02:04:40.600 and you're like holy shit 1.00
02:04:41.600 you fucking told me 1.00
02:04:43.000 you're like yo look at this 1.00
02:04:44.720 is this what you look like
02:04:46.400 when you knock that guy out
02:04:48.040 in your garage
02:04:49.320 that's what it looked like 1.00
02:04:50.300 let's watch this fucking Mossad op again 1.00
02:04:52.340 let's go 1.00
02:04:52.900 boom tower one
02:04:54.740 boom tower two 0.99
02:04:56.600 holy shit dude 0.99
02:04:58.260 the way the guy crumbles 0.99
02:05:01.000 hey hey
02:05:02.200 the real concern
02:05:03.140 is actually
02:05:03.780 not the first guy
02:05:06.100 that got knocked out
02:05:07.440 that's not the real concern
02:05:08.320 because his head
02:05:08.860 his head landed on the grass
02:05:10.880 the boy that landed on the concrete 1.00
02:05:12.480 is in serious shit 1.00
02:05:13.680 he's retarded forever now 1.00
02:05:15.180 he's retarded forever 1.00
02:05:16.180 but both of these guys 0.91
02:05:17.580 this wasn't a fight
02:05:18.340 this was just two sucker punches 1.00
02:05:19.560 that sucked 0.97
02:05:20.160 I don't know if they were sucker punches 0.98
02:05:21.400 they knew they were gonna fight 0.99
02:05:22.680 they were fucking 0.98
02:05:23.720 yeah that second guy 0.99
02:05:25.100 didn't know he was gonna get knocked out
02:05:26.100 that was crazy 0.99
02:05:27.660 the black dude was doing all the dancing 1.00
02:05:29.420 that's why I thought he was 0.89
02:05:30.360 there was no black dude
02:05:31.380 there was a black dude 0.69
02:05:32.620 there was a black dude
02:05:33.560 he's Puerto Rican at best 0.95
02:05:34.560 he said KO'd into his own footprint 0.63
02:05:36.360 oh my god
02:05:37.460 wait hey
02:05:38.320 you want me to pull it back again
02:05:39.280 dude he felt like tower seven
02:05:40.520 straight into his own footprint 0.97
02:05:41.360 it was the black dude
02:05:42.200 you see the second guy
02:05:43.460 the second guy
02:05:44.680 we'll see him
02:05:45.200 let's see him
02:05:45.620 yeah he's right there 0.97
02:05:47.120 he's got like a man butt 0.97
02:05:48.080 he's got breeds 0.98
02:05:49.160 oh my god
02:05:53.080 dude you heard the way
02:05:54.460 his head hit the ground
02:05:55.320 let's play
02:05:55.940 I want you to listen
02:05:56.820 to the second guy's head 0.94
02:05:57.840 hit the ground 0.88
02:05:58.320 yo the tiny Puerto Rican 1.00
02:05:59.600 is the dangerous one 0.96
02:06:00.480 listen
02:06:00.840 this is like
02:06:02.280 American Psycho
02:06:03.480 I don't know
02:06:04.320 American History X
02:06:05.580 I mean
02:06:05.900 how does his head
02:06:07.220 it seemed like his head
02:06:08.340 was like speeding up
02:06:09.380 to the ground
02:06:09.960 oh man
02:06:11.360 oh yeah
02:06:12.740 hey dude 0.99
02:06:13.820 never fuck with a man 1.00
02:06:14.960 that dresses like a faggot 1.00
02:06:16.240 yeah dude 1.00
02:06:16.700 I'm just
02:06:17.060 I'm telling you
02:06:18.200 all I'm saying is
02:06:19.240 you know 1.00
02:06:19.960 yeah don't fuck with me bro 1.00
02:06:21.260 dude 1.00
02:06:22.020 alright
02:06:22.740 let's get out of here guys
02:06:24.040 see you
02:06:24.420 love you everybody
02:06:25.220 we'll see you again
02:06:25.700 next week
02:06:26.480 9-11
02:06:27.280 thanks to Kevin
02:06:28.480 who's letting me use his mic
02:06:29.660 we'll see who
02:06:30.740 team
02:06:31.460 team
02:06:32.340 team Clint
02:06:32.660 alright
02:06:33.300 team Clint
02:06:34.380 team Toad
02:06:36.060 remember
02:06:36.500 team Toad
02:06:37.280 forever
02:06:38.380 see ya
02:06:39.000 this is the Tower Power Hour 0.99
02:06:40.180 slut 1.00
02:06:40.800 this is the Tower Power Hour 1.00
02:06:41.920 bitch 1.00
02:06:42.440 no way Jose 0.98
02:06:43.400 Liberty Lockdown
02:06:44.940 into the Tower Power Hour
02:06:46.320 Clint 1.00
02:06:47.020 bitch 1.00
02:06:47.060 Reed 0.99
02:06:48.160 Cole
02:06:50.800 Top Lobster
02:06:52.900 and Toad
02:06:53.820 yo
02:06:54.500 tower gang
02:06:55.100 tower gang
02:06:55.600 tower gang
02:06:56.120 tower gang
02:06:56.660 tower gang
02:06:57.660 tower gang
02:06:58.280 tower gang
02:06:58.620 än
02:07:14.940 be courage you sped more than rogan you fed you fed truth bomb weather tim cast hotel
02:07:20.620 hotel more offensive los no disrespect more offensive than ls no disrespect
02:07:26.060 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
02:07:28.860 pay me all his fame tower gang tower gang tower gang
02:07:33.780 tower gang tower gang 0.96
02:07:35.700 so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all 0.97
02:07:42.780 that's all folks 0.98