Tower Gang - Ep 183 - Horsejew Theory

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00:00:12.340 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:15.100 Be nice, that's my wife.

00:00:17.180 This shit is retarded.

00:00:18.160 This is Power Gang Wednesday, motherfuckers.

00:00:21.560 What's up, retards?

00:00:25.860 I want to listen to music from the hood.

00:00:27.820 I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:00:29.620 Yes.

00:00:29.960 Right.

00:00:32.280 I've been reprying for another one, and in the background of mine, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby.

00:00:37.780 But it would be so cool.

00:00:39.280 And I'm like, Cole, you and your down...

00:00:44.360 Nah, that's a good point.

00:00:45.940 He didn't fuck his mom.

00:00:47.380 He just had his dick in her.

00:00:52.340 Why are we talking about f*** on this show?

00:00:54.280 What?

00:00:57.200 Oh, that's too far.

00:00:59.620 I'm asking you a question.

00:01:02.440 I'm asking you a question.

00:01:03.440 Start.

00:01:04.880 Wall with the feet.

00:01:06.120 Skip the pussies.

00:01:07.380 Skip it.

00:01:07.980 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:09.580 This shit is retarded.

00:01:10.380 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to another live stream, Wednesday, 9-11.

00:01:20.420 We are f***ing back.

00:01:21.880 We're f***ing back, baby.

00:01:22.640 We're f***ing back, baby.

00:01:22.980 We're f***ing back, baby.

00:01:23.000 We're f***ing back, baby.

00:01:23.020 We're f***ing back in the back drop.

00:01:24.860 Muff***a.

00:01:25.500 Yeah, let's go.

00:01:26.760 Toad.

00:01:27.380 Toad went to Porkfest.

00:01:28.640 He almost porked a fest.

00:01:30.340 And it was f***ing beautiful.

00:01:31.760 Be nice, Clint.

00:01:33.880 Porked a pest.

00:01:35.400 He almost porked a feast.

00:01:37.080 Anyways, Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown.

00:01:39.700 We got Top Lobs.

00:01:41.020 He's the progenitor of Toplobs.com, as well as Nephilim Dust Squad.

00:01:43.800 We got Cole.

00:01:44.820 He's a progenitor of two and a half takes.

00:01:46.320 At least once upon a time, he was.

00:01:47.740 He's also a very tiny, tiny jack man.

00:01:50.180 That video was of me doing the hip abductor.

00:01:53.360 I have the same machine at my gym.

00:01:55.160 I feel like you do that.

00:01:56.480 I do do it, actually.

00:01:57.480 I do, and I destroy my inner thighs, dude.

00:02:00.040 I did it just last week.

00:02:01.420 Dude, that exercise is for your outer thighs.

00:02:03.100 What are you talking about?

00:02:03.720 No, I do the inner thigh one, too, where you can flip it around, and you can go.

00:02:06.880 Dude, you go that.

00:02:07.740 It's even worse because I'm all stretched out.

00:02:10.080 Are you supposed to do that?

00:02:10.580 I literally stretch out.

00:02:12.240 You go that spread eagle?

00:02:13.740 I like it.

00:02:14.240 And then you bring it in, and then you go spread back out.

00:02:17.420 When you reach the apex of the index, whatever, the complex, the innermost where you're most

00:02:26.460 strained on your pelvic muscles, do you scream out like, Liz!

00:02:30.120 I actually have something to say.

00:02:35.640 I'm back in the gym, guys.

00:02:37.820 I don't know if you saw the picture.

00:02:39.500 I took a gym selfie.

00:02:41.160 I was all sweated up.

00:02:42.280 We did a little cardio.

00:02:43.240 We did a little bit of fucking lifting.

00:02:45.700 Let's go.

00:02:46.020 I'm like, I'm back on it, babe.

00:02:47.340 Look at that shit.

00:02:47.960 This is like two days back in the gym.

00:02:48.980 It actually was.

00:02:49.220 It actually was not too bad.

00:02:50.440 It's just because you're so skinny.

00:02:53.880 We got the host of No Way Jose, Mr. Jose Galasson, as well as the host of Better Off Dead,

00:02:58.120 Mr. Toad.

00:02:58.640 What's up, guys?

00:02:59.120 By the way, I had actually asked somebody to help me because we got a new hip abductor

00:03:05.160 machine, and so I wanted to get as wide as I could and had to ask a guy next to me to

00:03:10.220 push in the pads a little bit so I could spread my legs out, which I felt that was probably

00:03:15.500 the game I've ever done.

00:03:15.600 Wait, why'd you have to ask a dude that?

00:03:18.240 I guess I didn't know.

00:03:19.880 I was using it for the first time, and I never knew how to sit in it correctly because

00:03:25.900 I literally, it was too wide.

00:03:28.760 Dude, real shit, if I don't know how to use a machine, I just won't use it.

00:03:32.160 I ain't talking to another motherfucker in that gym ever.

00:03:35.120 Yeah, it sounds like a bitch move.

00:03:36.880 Any machines that require legs, I don't even do that shit.

00:03:39.760 It's like, that's gay.

00:03:41.060 Run.

00:03:41.180 So you've got someone to help you get in it?

00:03:43.420 Is that what you're saying?

00:03:44.200 Yeah, so think of it like it's like a secret.

00:03:46.040 Load you up in there?

00:03:47.260 And then there's some pads that are facing, so they're facing towards the inside of your

00:03:52.700 knees, and then you could spread them out as far as you want.

00:03:55.900 Yeah, what'd you need to ask a motherfucker about it for?

00:03:58.560 Because I spread them out to where I know I could get in there, but I needed him to

00:04:02.860 push the pads in a little bit and lift the weight up so I could get down.

00:04:06.100 Wait, in between your legs, he had to push the pads?

00:04:08.720 Kind of, but he was just like on one side, so he like pushed in just one side of it.

00:04:17.480 Is this your best friend?

00:04:17.900 Is this your best friend?

00:04:18.740 Why the fuck would he say yes to that?

00:04:20.360 He was a guy that I, like, I've talked to him before.

00:04:24.100 It wasn't just a random stranger.

00:04:25.520 I know this.

00:04:26.080 Who told you to use that machine first?

00:04:26.980 Well, it makes it worse is that he's 14 years old.

00:04:28.920 Who told you to use it?

00:04:29.560 What?

00:04:30.760 Yeah, he's like 14, 15.

00:04:32.580 Wait, you got a 14-year-old?

00:04:34.020 What?

00:04:34.440 He was right next to me.

00:04:35.580 That's just what happened to Dr. Disrespect.

00:04:37.500 You just fucking, you just canceled yourself.

00:04:40.060 Hold on, guys.

00:04:40.760 Hold on.

00:04:41.140 Hold on.

00:04:41.420 Because now we're in a new, we're in a new phase of libertarianism, of, sorry, of tower

00:04:45.360 gang-ism, where we're trying to make money.

00:04:47.600 One dollar from the Rumble chat, Reveque Russell, 2028, whatever.

00:04:51.980 That's fucking gay politics.

00:04:53.320 Smelliest and laziest running ever.

00:04:56.380 Right here.

00:04:56.980 The Patreon.

00:04:58.000 We're doing fucking join.

00:04:59.140 If you like this lineup of people, this person right here next to me.

00:05:04.560 Oh, he's over here.

00:05:05.700 If you like this guy showing up, we got to give him money.

00:05:09.040 We got to keep.

00:05:10.240 We need money.

00:05:10.940 We need at least, I don't even know how much money, $20 at least an episode for him to

00:05:15.120 stay.

00:05:15.940 You got to join the Patreon.

00:05:18.480 Otherwise, this show doesn't continue.

00:05:20.640 So, you scan that.

00:05:21.960 You get access to the telegram.

00:05:23.860 You get access to the mailbags.

00:05:25.360 We're not giving mailbags to the locals people anymore.

00:05:27.440 We're not doing locals anymore.

00:05:28.560 We're not doing any of that shit.

00:05:29.900 So, scan that.

00:05:30.780 Join us.

00:05:31.060 Capitalist tower gang-ing.

00:05:32.540 Why did we kill the everything?

00:05:35.500 Why did we kill the locals and the telegram and all that?

00:05:37.240 Because we're moving it over to Patreon.

00:05:39.340 So, it's going to be.

00:05:40.020 Yeah, because Patreon is way more trustful.

00:05:42.000 We're gatekeeping.

00:05:42.860 We're gatekeeping.

00:05:43.480 But the whole reason we did everything we did was because we knew Patreon would nukas.

00:05:48.220 Well, because it was the way that Toad was doing it.

00:05:50.980 Toad would be like, hey guys, just ask your question straight to Patreon.

00:05:54.300 And people would be like, what kind of niggers do you hate the most?

00:05:57.080 And then Patreon's like, you can't say that.

00:05:59.020 It doesn't matter what we put on Patreon.

00:06:03.660 If we blow up, they will nukas.

00:06:05.020 You know that.

00:06:05.840 Locals apparently allows it.

00:06:07.420 But yeah.

00:06:08.180 Yeah, but Locals isn't consistent.

00:06:09.940 Like, I can't fucking fleece these faggots for $5 a month consistently.

00:06:15.520 Holy shit.

00:06:16.480 Oh, wow.

00:06:17.380 She's alive.

00:06:19.040 I'm so glad.

00:06:19.880 Toad gets a girlfriend and all of a sudden she shows back up again.

00:06:22.660 This is crazy.

00:06:23.980 Let's talk about that.

00:06:25.300 Did you have a girlfriend?

00:06:26.300 How did you make it feel?

00:06:28.660 No?

00:06:29.640 What?

00:06:30.580 It seemed, there were some things going on at Porkfest that made me seem like it was pointing

00:06:34.480 towards, hinting at, suggesting that you may have or may have not been with the opposite

00:06:42.740 sex.

00:06:43.520 $2.

00:06:44.080 Here's your fucking checklist.

00:06:46.820 Define been with.

00:06:49.420 How about you define been with?

00:06:50.900 Define woman.

00:06:52.000 You define opposite sex.

00:06:53.540 If a chick weighs more than you, is it a woman?

00:06:58.940 Oh, that's a good question.

00:07:01.200 Which one of us actually weighs more?

00:07:03.140 I don't know.

00:07:03.520 It's questionable.

00:07:05.580 You don't want that to be questionable.

00:07:08.420 The question is, did a woman make you ejaculate?

00:07:10.900 That's what the question is.

00:07:12.840 No.

00:07:13.980 Okay.

00:07:14.520 Well, then who cares?

00:07:15.740 Well, you're still gay.

00:07:16.680 Then it's not sex, right?

00:07:18.060 But that's what happens to Cole every night anyway.

00:07:20.120 Oh.

00:07:21.120 I'm just on his level.

00:07:22.880 I actually just nutted right before I came on here.

00:07:24.940 I'm not going to lie.

00:07:25.560 The deal was you were still coming back to the show until you got some ass.

00:07:29.420 Just because that dude was helping you at the gym with that machine.

00:07:32.820 I literally skipped the pussy during the Tower Gang show that we did.

00:07:39.720 So basically, I could have had it that night.

00:07:43.960 You are a fucking...

00:07:45.520 Yeah.

00:07:46.260 Well, I had to save the gang, man.

00:07:48.140 The crazy thing is that nobody wanted you here that day either.

00:07:51.760 We all actively didn't want you here so that you would get pussy.

00:07:55.700 We all were like, God, I just hope this guy skips this.

00:07:59.240 There were three chats, three separate chats with all different combinations of us that

00:08:05.060 didn't involve you.

00:08:06.220 Even Dave was involved.

00:08:07.460 And we're talking about mutiny.

00:08:08.900 I think Tyler was in one too.

00:08:12.040 I wasn't in any of them.

00:08:13.460 I had no idea any of this was going on.

00:08:15.300 You were involved with some phone calls.

00:08:17.000 I think we should just go back to the chats that we had before.

00:08:20.440 Yeah, we probably should.

00:08:22.040 Yeah.

00:08:22.320 One.

00:08:22.820 Maybe one of them.

00:08:23.860 Just one of them.

00:08:24.440 I promise I won't rant.

00:08:28.540 Yes, just the content.

00:08:29.820 Can we go back to my fucking very important question?

00:08:32.300 If a woman weighs more than you, is it a woman?

00:08:35.420 I mean, it depends on...

00:08:38.340 Really, the question, if you weigh less than a woman, are you a man?

00:08:41.660 That's a much better question.

00:08:42.880 No, it's a two-way street, yeah.

00:08:44.500 That's a very good question.

00:08:45.820 So I will say, so this chick, she's pretty base.

00:08:48.940 She's pretty racist.

00:08:50.400 So I do like that aspect of it.

00:08:52.960 But her...

00:08:53.640 She's base to the ground, right?

00:08:54.820 Because she's real heavy.

00:08:55.860 How much does she weigh?

00:08:56.820 Her youth started to show, let's say.

00:09:00.060 Oh, her youth?

00:09:00.800 She's underage?

00:09:02.040 What does that even mean?

00:09:02.640 No.

00:09:02.960 Her youth started to show.

00:09:03.660 Dr. Tove respect.

00:09:05.280 She's a lot younger than I am.

00:09:07.020 Her youth started to show.

00:09:08.280 That sounds like some creepy stuff from one of those romantic novels.

00:09:11.400 What does that even mean?

00:09:12.780 Her youth started to show.

00:09:14.260 Her flower bloomed right before.

00:09:15.880 Yeah, her flower bloomed.

00:09:17.280 She did...

00:09:18.200 LPNH had a 12 shots for Dave Smith challenge.

00:09:22.960 And she's like, I'm going to be the first one to do that.

00:09:24.700 So she did that.

00:09:26.880 And then after that point...

00:09:28.000 So the previous night, I had made out with her.

00:09:31.320 And then I just...

00:09:31.800 It's rape.

00:09:33.900 And then I just towering.

00:09:35.200 No, no, no.

00:09:35.380 You made out with her?

00:09:36.320 Did you make out with her in front of everybody at the campfire?

00:09:38.860 Yes.

00:09:40.360 Let's go.

00:09:41.860 Yeah.

00:09:43.480 That was...

00:09:43.960 Someone videoed that?

00:09:45.060 Please.

00:09:45.600 That was prior to...

00:09:47.360 Yo, I want to see him fucking macking down.

00:09:49.940 I want to see it.

00:09:50.760 I want to see it.

00:09:52.080 How do you do it?

00:09:52.840 What's your approach?

00:09:53.380 It was happening.

00:09:53.940 It was happening.

00:09:54.440 With a girl that is so...

00:09:56.280 It was blackout drunk.

00:09:57.540 That is just probably slobbering.

00:09:59.000 No, no, no.

00:09:59.120 This was before that happened.

00:10:00.360 She was totally sober at this point.

00:10:02.220 But then the next night...

00:10:03.560 How did that happen?

00:10:04.880 I just want to know.

00:10:05.400 The next night she did the 12 shots challenge.

00:10:06.660 And then I was like...

00:10:07.120 I don't want to hear about the 12 shots challenge.

00:10:08.420 I want to hear about how you worked up to this fucking real slick shit.

00:10:12.720 What happened?

00:10:13.700 This is a great question.

00:10:15.060 First kiss?

00:10:15.520 I'm motherfucking Toad, man.

00:10:19.280 No, it was not my first...

00:10:21.260 This slump continued.

00:10:25.520 So not your first kiss.

00:10:26.940 What'd you do, dude?

00:10:29.380 I was just me.

00:10:30.700 Who initiated?

00:10:31.860 Who fucking brought the elf energy?

00:10:34.000 Yeah, Scott has a great question.

00:10:35.280 How did Toad...

00:10:35.840 Did she kiss you?

00:10:37.780 Yeah.

00:10:38.400 Did you kiss her?

00:10:39.880 Did she fill up your tits or did you fill up her?

00:10:42.700 It was mutual.

00:10:43.740 Did she get...

00:10:44.700 She went to second base with you.

00:10:47.220 Who leaned in, dude?

00:10:49.520 Tell me.

00:10:51.060 She leaned in.

00:10:51.740 I make the bitch lean into me.

00:10:53.620 Did she lean in?

00:10:55.360 Oh my God.

00:10:56.480 What a dog.

00:10:59.420 Princess in the tone.

00:11:00.640 If you were going to put it in terms of percentages,

00:11:03.180 like normally the move is a guy is supposed to move 90 and then she moves 10.

00:11:07.580 You make her come a little bit.

00:11:09.380 You said she came to you.

00:11:10.780 So you're saying like, was she 90, you 10?

00:11:12.920 I can see him being like a fucking plank.

00:11:15.000 He's just sitting there like straight up.

00:11:16.100 I bet he leaned back like 20 degrees.

00:11:18.060 He's like...

00:11:18.300 Get away from me.

00:11:20.740 The autism was like, what are you doing?

00:11:22.520 What are you...

00:11:23.300 If she gets closer, he's like...

00:11:25.140 All right.

00:11:25.500 So it seems like David's using Nephilim death squad funds to ask if your dick was hard.

00:11:29.800 Did you get boned up?

00:11:31.280 Yeah.

00:11:31.500 Did Tony get a boner?

00:11:32.040 I will admit something.

00:11:32.720 I have a story.

00:11:34.160 I admit.

00:11:34.980 I'll admit.

00:11:35.620 One of the first times that I did kiss a girl,

00:11:38.440 I did get a boner and you get like a little bit of a...

00:11:42.060 It was a little like...

00:11:43.260 Pre-cum?

00:11:43.940 Yeah.

00:11:44.300 I don't know.

00:11:44.880 It was like stuck to my underwear.

00:11:46.500 From a kiss?

00:11:47.180 My God.

00:11:48.360 First kiss, dude.

00:11:49.320 Yeah.

00:11:49.580 I probably got a boner from my first kiss.

00:11:52.240 Yo, getting boned up is one thing.

00:11:53.700 Getting a little fucking pre-cum rolling is fucking wild enough.

00:11:56.440 Dude, when you're 13, anytime you get a boner, you have some pre-cum.

00:12:01.020 There's no way it's not like...

00:12:02.480 You are so...

00:12:03.400 Your dick works differently than mine.

00:12:05.160 You're so active.

00:12:06.480 Did she get a boner?

00:12:09.440 Probably.

00:12:11.160 Yo, if she had a dick, would you have blown her right then?

00:12:14.060 No.

00:12:18.340 Are you sure she doesn't have a dick?

00:12:19.680 Or did you...

00:12:20.460 Because you hinted at that you didn't have sexual relations with this woman.

00:12:24.440 Did you skip the pussy because there was none?

00:12:27.820 It was...

00:12:29.020 At least it might have been a little bit difficult to find.

00:12:32.440 Oh, jeez.

00:12:34.140 Under the fupa?

00:12:35.120 She has a fupa?

00:12:36.060 Oh, no.

00:12:37.100 But I don't mind, man.

00:12:38.120 I don't mind.

00:12:38.860 I don't mind.

00:12:39.600 Oh, God.

00:12:40.940 Seals in the flavor, baby.

00:12:42.500 I don't care as much about that.

00:12:44.640 What's bad is the first thing I went to was pubes.

00:12:46.680 She's pretty based.

00:12:47.520 Not, like, fupa.

00:12:49.620 I went to, like, she just had a huge bush.

00:12:52.180 And, like...

00:12:53.420 But then, now...

00:12:54.900 Oh, yeah.

00:12:55.320 She probably does have that as well.

00:12:56.620 I wouldn't...

00:12:56.920 I mean...

00:12:58.120 I mean, honestly, though, like, if she didn't hock to her, why'd you even talk to her?

00:13:02.100 You know what I mean?

00:13:02.700 Yep.

00:13:04.260 I mean...

00:13:05.520 I'm a laities, man.

00:13:07.700 What is this?

00:13:09.400 This makes no sense.

00:13:11.020 I wish you could...

00:13:12.260 Look, I'm proud of you, man.

00:13:13.760 I'm proud of you.

00:13:14.300 I just wish you had...

00:13:15.200 Thank you.

00:13:15.540 Well, I did not seal the deal because, like I said, the next night she got completely fucking trashed.

00:13:21.280 And then she had, like, a fucking...

00:13:22.080 That's your opening, dude.

00:13:23.220 I don't understand.

00:13:24.600 What's your fucking problem?

00:13:25.880 She had a fucking breakfast bowl all over herself.

00:13:28.560 And it was, like, to the point...

00:13:29.400 And that was, like, during my ukulele set, too.

00:13:31.320 And I'm looking...

00:13:32.100 And I'm, like...

00:13:33.540 And all I can picture is, like...

00:13:36.540 You know when you have a kid that, like, throws, like, the pasta all over their head and shit?

00:13:40.300 Like, that's what I'm picturing now.

00:13:41.620 And I'm, like, I can't do this.

00:13:42.820 Wait.

00:13:43.000 Why'd you picture that, dude?

00:13:45.440 I can't do that.

00:13:46.220 Why would you picture a little kid putting pasta on his head when you're about to hook up?

00:13:49.480 Because that's what she, like, morphed into.

00:13:51.860 Are you sabotaging your pussy at times?

00:13:54.060 What is this?

00:13:54.120 Did she cook pasta and put it on her head?

00:13:55.960 What are you talking about?

00:13:56.820 What is this metaphor?

00:13:58.080 No, she just eats so much.

00:13:59.700 That's what her character turned into with pasta.

00:14:00.680 Brandy Creatrix was cooking some, like, solid food all week, basically, at the emo tent.

00:14:05.560 And she just grabbed a shitload of it and pulled it on her head.

00:14:07.580 Yeah, basically.

00:14:08.200 Brandy gave her a bunch of this food because she was fucking hammered as shit.

00:14:11.540 She's just vicious.

00:14:12.600 Yeah, she disrespected my ukulele set.

00:14:14.820 That's actually true.

00:14:15.840 She yelled out Freebird during it.

00:14:17.800 It's very uncouth.

00:14:20.340 Yeah.

00:14:20.880 Uncouth.

00:14:21.280 I can understand why you wouldn't want to fuck her after that.

00:14:23.420 I feel like Toad would enjoy eating.

00:14:25.340 I played Freebird, though.

00:14:26.560 I feel like Toad would enjoy.

00:14:28.040 I did.

00:14:29.280 Enjoy eating during sex.

00:14:31.120 Like, if he combined food and sex.

00:14:33.200 I feel like.

00:14:33.780 Not my thing.

00:14:34.940 Oh.

00:14:35.340 How would you know?

00:14:37.040 Yeah, that's true.

00:14:38.340 I think he just likes to sabotage any prospects for sex.

00:14:41.700 The only food we're getting involved here is the titty milk.

00:14:45.240 That's it.

00:14:46.480 Jesus Christ.

00:14:47.560 I just know.

00:14:48.640 You're a special beast.

00:14:49.840 So that's what Toad is just dead in the world.

00:14:52.160 I retraced the sad look on your face.

00:14:56.300 Hell yeah.

00:14:57.400 It's crazy that, like, you had a chick sitting there watching you do that, and she's like,

00:15:01.280 I want to fuck this guy.

00:15:02.380 That's wild to me.

00:15:03.120 Well, the chick who filmed that, the chick who filmed that, who loved that, was a different chick.

00:15:08.440 Well, that doesn't mean she wanted to fuck you.

00:15:09.840 I'm talking about the one that was there that wanted to fuck you.

00:15:11.500 And it's like, that is wild to me.

00:15:13.100 Like, you sitting there playing your ukulele.

00:15:15.080 She's at least demanding to marry me.

00:15:17.080 I'll tell you, Toad, Porkfest seems like a fucking nightmare to me.

00:15:21.160 The more clips I see from there, and the more I hear about it, I don't even think Clinton was sick.

00:15:26.580 Clint just figured out, he's like, I don't want to go.

00:15:28.880 No, I had a great time in years past, but everybody was saying it was a letdown this year.

00:15:33.460 I have no idea why.

00:15:34.060 I feel like, Toad, did you feel like a celebrity this past weekend, too?

00:15:39.060 Only slightly.

00:15:41.360 I feel like you've definitely felt this.

00:15:42.280 That's disappointing.

00:15:43.740 Well, I got to do the ukulele set.

00:15:46.440 I got to do Dairy Queen Story Hour, so I read some Hans Hermann Hoppe to two children, basically.

00:15:52.200 Man, I'm glad I didn't go.

00:15:53.160 That sounds gay as fuck.

00:15:53.940 That sounds like this.

00:15:55.180 I mean, have you read Hans Hermann Hoppe to kids?

00:15:58.240 Yeah.

00:15:59.140 Yeah, that's just wrong.

00:16:00.660 Why don't you just read like Hitler or something shit like that?

00:16:03.940 That's what Jeremy Kaufman did.

00:16:05.420 He read Dr. Seuss.

00:16:06.580 I'm a big fan of Hoppe, but I ain't reading it to kids.

00:16:08.520 That's why.

00:16:08.780 We got a $2 super chat.

00:16:10.600 Oh, shit.

00:16:11.000 Wait up.

00:16:11.480 Another one.

00:16:11.960 Toad, is your next step to finger blaster?

00:16:15.000 All right.

00:16:15.320 Right to it.

00:16:16.180 No.

00:16:17.220 No.

00:16:17.500 Did it cross your mind?

00:16:18.640 Do you think your little tiny hands and your little tiny digits could even get through the

00:16:21.300 fupa?

00:16:21.660 After them making out, the next step would be filling up titties.

00:16:27.240 Yeah.

00:16:27.460 So you didn't even go there?

00:16:29.120 You didn't even fill the tits?

00:16:30.640 That's natural.

00:16:31.500 When you're kissing her, it's natural to just grab a titty.

00:16:33.580 You didn't grab the titty?

00:16:34.580 No, no.

00:16:34.840 No, no.

00:16:34.860 No, no.

00:16:35.100 Your hands go there automatically.

00:16:37.100 I'm a gentleman, sir.

00:16:37.600 That's not even.

00:16:38.900 Wow.

00:16:40.160 That's disappointing.

00:16:41.460 Can we start at $2?

00:16:42.520 Sorry, Clint.

00:16:42.740 Can we start a fund to buy tit milk and have Toad chug it on a live stream?

00:16:46.820 Of course we can.

00:16:47.060 I think I actually offered Elizabeth's tit milk once for him, but I don't know if that ever

00:16:52.560 came out.

00:16:52.640 I mean, I'll do it.

00:16:53.820 Just drinking it, if it's been transported to me and you're like, yeah, just drink this

00:17:00.520 titty milk.

00:17:01.440 That's not really my thing.

00:17:02.760 I like it straight from the source.

00:17:04.380 Of all the things that we've asked you to do and you've said no to, and then-

00:17:08.040 I'm not saying no, I'll still do it, but it's just not really my thing.

00:17:09.660 No, this is my point.

00:17:10.640 This is my point.

00:17:11.280 The one thing you finally say yes to, you're like, I am your monkey.

00:17:14.740 I will drink your breast milk.

00:17:16.040 It's very, it's weird.

00:17:17.740 Yeah.

00:17:18.460 I wouldn't drink Liz's breast milk.

00:17:20.680 I'm a weird guy.

00:17:20.760 I don't know.

00:17:21.640 It's just-

00:17:22.040 Can we go back to the sex appeal of Toad?

00:17:24.880 We were talking about this chick wanting to-

00:17:26.620 Yeah, let's go back to that.

00:17:27.340 I will say, I do think he gets an extra solid two, maybe even three points added to his

00:17:33.180 top score when he's performing.

00:17:34.900 It adds to his chromosomes.

00:17:36.480 I thought you made it at Porkfest.

00:17:38.040 This happened before my ukulele set.

00:17:41.880 My ukulele set was the next day.

00:17:42.480 She hadn't even seen how fucking, how dexterous your fingers are.

00:17:47.240 Correct.

00:17:48.160 Wow.

00:17:49.780 I think Porkfest adds two to three to Toad's score, overall score.

00:17:54.680 Just being there with him.

00:17:57.340 I think it adds like seven or eight.

00:17:59.180 Yeah, he's got an aura at Porkfest, for real.

00:18:02.300 I do.

00:18:02.880 This is sex predator appeal.

00:18:04.720 I can just turn this on, man.

00:18:07.600 They love bad boys.

00:18:09.220 I flip a switch and it's just mass sex appeal.

00:18:13.160 The thing is-

00:18:13.600 Aside from the chick that weighed more than you, was there any other single women there?

00:18:16.000 I just don't go for it.

00:18:16.500 Yeah.

00:18:17.300 You can't.

00:18:20.700 Were there other chicks there?

00:18:21.900 Were there other single women there?

00:18:22.760 Not nice.

00:18:23.460 Yeah, there were like three.

00:18:25.480 This woman almost fucked our friend.

00:18:28.320 Besides two Billy Millie, there's like a thousand people there.

00:18:32.780 There's only three single women?

00:18:34.240 I think there were like three, and like I said, one of them made out with me and the

00:18:37.400 other one demanded to marry me, so I'm doing all right.

00:18:40.280 Was she two bills plus two or no?

00:18:45.120 No, she's fucking hot.

00:18:47.160 All right.

00:18:47.920 Why don't you make it with her?

00:18:48.780 I don't understand.

00:18:50.000 Like, just take her.

00:18:51.200 Dude, it's like he doesn't want to shoot a shot.

00:18:52.980 I don't know what, like, if like he just doesn't, he's afraid of his form.

00:18:56.100 No, I get it.

00:18:57.120 I get why he didn't fuck her.

00:18:58.460 Look, she was sloppy.

00:18:59.720 She was being sloppy.

00:19:01.120 She literally put pasta on her head.

00:19:02.920 Yeah.

00:19:03.680 She was sloppy.

00:19:04.100 She's out of her mind.

00:19:04.480 I don't know what that means, pasta on her head.

00:19:06.240 She's clearly out of her mind.

00:19:07.400 She was sloppy, and it was like, it was, you know, just, it was very obvious that she's

00:19:13.960 a child.

00:19:15.640 How old was she?

00:19:16.760 Do you think she was retarded?

00:19:17.840 Was she retarded?

00:19:19.320 Was she retarded?

00:19:20.320 She's a woman, so she's definitely retarded.

00:19:22.420 No, but was she like retarded, retarded?

00:19:23.800 Did she go like, I like Toad?

00:19:26.220 No, I don't think so.

00:19:28.060 All right.

00:19:29.320 She's 23, by the way.

00:19:31.640 Oof, Toad.

00:19:32.940 What are you doing?

00:19:33.480 She's prime, and you know she can carry a baby.

00:19:35.980 Toad made out with a child.

00:19:42.340 Toad shutting up the fuck up, that's five points.

00:19:44.840 For Toad shutting the fuck up and not talking, that's five points.

00:19:48.160 Yeah.

00:19:48.820 No, wait.

00:19:49.400 Look, I just, look, can we just give Toad a little props?

00:19:52.340 He made out with a woman in the wild.

00:19:54.460 Wonderful.

00:19:55.060 Now, the only thing is, you know, he said that he made out with her when she was completely

00:19:59.740 sober.

00:20:00.700 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:01.820 Does she know you have Noonans?

00:20:03.660 How did that end?

00:20:08.180 Was it just like, did you just, like, you stop and you go, yeah.

00:20:10.560 Yeah, like, when you're kissing her and it stops, what do you do?

00:20:13.240 You just, like, punch her, or what do you do?

00:20:15.080 Bye.

00:20:16.760 Yeah, just leave her a high five or something.

00:20:19.540 No.

00:20:21.020 Did you have any of your homies, like, watching you kiss her and, like, dab you up after?

00:20:26.300 You look into her eyes at that point.

00:20:28.740 After you're done kissing her?

00:20:30.000 Yeah.

00:20:30.080 And you're just, you're done?

00:20:31.160 You just look into her eyes?

00:20:32.100 It's kind of creepy, really.

00:20:33.540 Right.

00:20:33.980 And then, yeah, continue the conversation, whatever.

00:20:36.460 But it was more like, I was like, I gotta do something.

00:20:38.660 I gotta do something.

00:20:39.200 Oh, I gotta know what the conversation was after you make out with this fucking monstrosity.

00:20:44.200 What'd you talk about?

00:20:45.200 But it was more like.

00:20:45.760 That's what I was saying.

00:20:46.760 He's like, so.

00:20:48.340 So where will we put the homies?

00:20:50.480 Who cares?

00:20:51.240 The timing of it was more like, like, I finished making out with her and I'm like, I gotta do Tower Gang now, baby.

00:20:57.520 That was insane.

00:20:58.060 Get the fuck out of here.

00:20:58.980 Yeah.

00:20:59.680 It wasn't that night.

00:21:01.700 Yeah, it was.

00:21:02.300 He finished making out with her and he was like.

00:21:03.320 Let's go back to Hoppa's thoughts on the tragedy of the commons.

00:21:06.500 You're like, I gotta skedaddle, broad.

00:21:08.680 Did you say it like that?

00:21:09.980 Yeah, it was before Tower Gang.

00:21:11.400 I said I gotta do this fucking show.

00:21:13.280 Number one, I had a lot of questions.

00:21:14.760 Does she know you do Tower Gang?

00:21:16.020 Does she watch the show?

00:21:17.500 She knows I do it.

00:21:18.460 I don't know if she watches it.

00:21:19.500 Let's hope not.

00:21:20.020 Okay, does she know you're a virgin?

00:21:23.820 No.

00:21:25.900 No.

00:21:26.420 Okay, that changes things.

00:21:28.100 I feel like you'd remember if that came up.

00:21:30.720 No, because I mean, if she watches the show.

00:21:32.400 I have massive non-virgin energy.

00:21:34.800 That's right, you do.

00:21:36.260 That's right, you do.

00:21:37.940 So there are, what, seven points against the spread.

00:21:40.140 Well, I did talk to her about that, too, at various points.

00:21:47.420 I was like, yeah, this fucking, uh, the Arizona Diamondbacks are fucking costly.

00:21:51.160 Oh, my God.

00:21:52.200 We talked about yesterday's horribleness behind us.

00:21:55.780 Gotta get back on track.

00:21:57.480 Did you talk to her about sports betting and she still made out with you, or was that after?

00:22:01.120 I cannot believe it.

00:22:03.400 That was before.

00:22:04.280 Oh!

00:22:05.200 This is a fucking wild bitch.

00:22:07.580 This is the perfect girl for you, Toad.

00:22:09.540 She likes what I'm throwing down.

00:22:12.100 How obese is she?

00:22:13.260 I mean, like.

00:22:14.480 No, she wasn't that.

00:22:15.060 She looked two bills.

00:22:16.660 I don't have two bills.

00:22:18.180 No, she was.

00:22:18.720 No, no.

00:22:19.540 She looks taller than you.

00:22:21.140 She probably, she probably wouldn't even.

00:22:21.620 I have a confession.

00:22:22.560 I was that fat bitch.

00:22:23.960 I do watch the show.

00:22:29.380 Shout out to you, fat bitch, man.

00:22:31.060 We love you.

00:22:32.740 Yo, donate to the Patreon.

00:22:33.720 She's highly proud about that.

00:22:35.820 Is that actually her?

00:22:37.460 I don't even know.

00:22:38.100 Maybe it is.

00:22:38.740 It might be.

00:22:39.680 Mr. Putt to the Patreon.

00:22:41.300 And we'll fly you out so you can have awkward encounters all throughout Boston with Toad.

00:22:45.860 Who is she?

00:22:46.400 Yeah, that's a good question.

00:22:47.480 Who is she?

00:22:48.060 Is she a fed?

00:22:49.700 Like, I want to know if she was disappointed.

00:22:51.740 Hopefully not.

00:22:51.980 If she goes like, I was going to fuck this guy and he left to do a podcast.

00:22:57.140 Like, that has to be like.

00:22:59.200 She's like, and then I took 12 shots the next night just because I was desperate to fuck this guy.

00:23:05.080 And he's like, I ain't interested.

00:23:06.620 You got pasta on your head.

00:23:07.820 And I didn't have pasta on my head.

00:23:09.020 I don't know what he's talking about.

00:23:10.860 She had egg all over her body.

00:23:14.260 You've seen that meme where it's like he just came in me and now he's doing a podcast or whatever.

00:23:18.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:18.800 He wouldn't even come in me and now he's doing a podcast.

00:23:21.080 I was lying, but I'll still see a flight.

00:23:27.280 I lie all the time and it was easy.

00:23:32.800 I just, I can't.

00:23:33.880 Oh, God.

00:23:34.700 Was there any other of your homeboys around that were watching this happen?

00:23:37.780 Yeah.

00:23:38.080 Talk to Rich.

00:23:40.600 Abrogate.

00:23:41.560 Yeah, he said something.

00:23:43.220 He posted.

00:23:44.240 He was right there.

00:23:45.400 I want him to give us a play-by-play.

00:23:47.560 Rich, please drop the play-by-play.

00:23:49.760 I can't believe he didn't say something that night.

00:23:52.460 He was on with us.

00:23:53.240 She wasn't over 200.

00:23:54.520 She probably weighed about 150.

00:23:55.980 She's shorter than Toad.

00:23:57.240 But 150 at like 5'2".

00:23:58.300 I thought she was like 5'10".

00:23:59.540 So that was my bad.

00:24:01.060 She's like 5'4".

00:24:02.300 Okay.

00:24:03.080 She's 5'4", 200.

00:24:06.220 Probably like 150.

00:24:07.500 She has her own gravity.

00:24:10.580 It's so crazy.

00:24:11.840 Yes, Liz.

00:24:13.260 Does she smell bad?

00:24:15.260 No.

00:24:16.040 All right.

00:24:16.460 That's good.

00:24:17.420 Listen, you know what Porkfest is.

00:24:19.080 And you know, like, have you ever been and done something and like something magical happens

00:24:22.660 to you?

00:24:23.600 Like, whatever.

00:24:24.460 You meet a girl and you're like, this is a really fucking cool.

00:24:28.300 That happened to Toad.

00:24:29.980 And if I was at Porkfest, it would be the exact opposite experience for me.

00:24:33.640 It's like, I am in hell.

00:24:35.240 I am around retarded people.

00:24:36.840 There's not one attractive person here.

00:24:38.640 Not just woman, but person.

00:24:40.380 And Toad is having the time of his life.

00:24:42.200 Toad's like, I'm going to make out with that unattractive person that you're talking about.

00:24:44.840 Also, you know what happened last week is Toad basically went to band camp.

00:24:51.100 And then he made out with the girl at band camp.

00:24:55.580 He fell in love at band camp, as we all did.

00:24:57.600 If you ever went to a summer camp, over like one week, there was always a girl that you're

00:25:01.560 like, this is the girl for me.

00:25:03.500 And then you got a number.

00:25:04.780 That happened to me.

00:25:05.840 All right, so since Top was telling this story about how you have like that special moment

00:25:10.780 or whatever.

00:25:11.500 All right, mine was on a cruise ship.

00:25:13.360 It was my high school graduation.

00:25:14.880 My dad takes me on a cruise ship.

00:25:16.120 And he says, you can bring anybody in the world that you want, whoever you want.

00:25:18.980 And I go, all right, I'm going to bring my little brother.

00:25:20.620 So I bring Colin.

00:25:21.700 He's eight years younger than me, right?

00:25:23.140 So he's like 10 years old.

00:25:24.580 And we're sharing a room.

00:25:26.020 And the very, I don't know if it was the first night, probably the second night on the cruise,

00:25:29.520 this girl is all about me.

00:25:31.460 And I'm like, it doesn't happen all that often.

00:25:33.460 I'm still a high schooler.

00:25:34.280 I'm still kind of awkward, but she's just like, bout it, bout it.

00:25:36.980 So she comes back to the room after, and she's like, let's fuck.

00:25:41.320 And I was like, my 10-year-old brother is in the bed adjacent to us.

00:25:45.700 I can't possibly do that.

00:25:47.600 So we start fucking playing around, blah, blah, blah.

00:25:49.400 And like, but we don't have sex because I'm like, I'm not doing that with my little brother

00:25:52.500 here.

00:25:52.720 This is fucking crazy.

00:25:54.860 Anyways, long story short, that feeling, that feeling, yeah, I know, I'm a pussy.

00:25:58.760 That feeling, that feeling that Top is talking about where you like cloud nine, you're

00:26:03.160 like, I'm about to graduate high school.

00:26:04.980 I got this fucking dime piece.

00:26:06.280 She's all about it.

00:26:07.320 Da, da, da, da, da.

00:26:08.300 The very next night.

00:26:09.820 I'm like walking around the cruise ship.

00:26:11.080 I'm just fucking, just like, just fucking killing it.

00:26:15.820 That was me all in the morning.

00:26:16.780 And I go, I go to the fucking nightclub on the ship, and this bitch is just like getting

00:26:20.960 into it with some other dude the very next night.

00:26:23.980 And I was like, I ain't shit.

00:26:26.980 It was just like, oh, boom.

00:26:29.700 So anyways.

00:26:30.600 That's not your fucking monkey.

00:26:33.060 That didn't happen.

00:26:34.000 This chick is still all about me, but I can't get that image of her in that 12 shot state

00:26:39.520 out of my mind.

00:26:40.360 Did she really do all 12?

00:26:42.420 Yeah, but they were half shots for women.

00:26:44.840 Oh.

00:26:45.260 Still, dude.

00:26:45.780 So she did six shots.

00:26:46.760 This is how I knew she was pushing two bills.

00:26:49.280 Six shots in like 30 seconds.

00:26:50.140 There's no way you could survive that otherwise.

00:26:52.260 Still, that's impressive.

00:26:53.360 That's a lot of fucking liquor.

00:26:54.500 It's pretty impressive.

00:26:56.160 People are talking about Pornfest and a woman who was apparently at the event.

00:26:58.940 They're also talking to her about Toad and the drums surrounding him.

00:27:01.320 A live stream involving Toad has viewers divided as they discuss whether Toad, a man, should

00:27:06.160 be praised or criticized for having sex with a groupie.

00:27:08.300 And the possibility that it was an entrapment by Chris Hansen, my character.

00:27:14.740 What?

00:27:15.880 That's the chat summary.

00:27:17.380 YouTube gets us.

00:27:18.440 They just get us.

00:27:19.560 I can't believe that they're doing this in real time.

00:27:21.360 That's scary, bro.

00:27:22.420 The fucking AI is learning based off of Tower Gang.

00:27:26.040 Let's fucking go.

00:27:26.960 I decided to have a vodka tonic.

00:27:29.460 You remember I used to drink this shit all the time?

00:27:31.380 You guys are like, you guys are drinking a vodka tonic?

00:27:33.680 I have it.

00:27:34.160 And Tower Gang is a lot more enjoyable with the vodka tonic.

00:27:36.700 Now that we're mentioning the 12th show, I might get another one.

00:27:39.180 You fucking asshole.

00:27:40.580 I respect that.

00:27:40.660 When I was at your house, you were like, I don't drink.

00:27:42.700 And I was like, I don't drink.

00:27:43.960 I'm drinking.

00:27:44.840 And I'm having a good time.

00:27:45.980 And you're like, I don't drink.

00:27:47.300 I have all this.

00:27:48.260 You can drink all the alcohol.

00:27:49.280 I have it all right there.

00:27:50.120 The difference is you are shit-faced.

00:27:51.320 Like, come on, buddy.

00:27:52.300 Let's fucking drink.

00:27:53.920 Dude, if you think I was shit-faced at Top's house, this weekend, I'm going to a bachelor party.

00:27:59.220 And that's going to be me 24-7.

00:28:02.020 I'm going to be absolutely wasted for about.

00:28:05.040 Dude, I can only picture Cole in that state now, and I just can't fuck him anymore.

00:28:08.560 You're so much like my little brother, it's fucking crazy.

00:28:11.020 It's a bachelor party in Nashville, and we're going to the NASCAR race on Sunday.

00:28:17.180 Oh, you're going to have so much fun.

00:28:18.700 Dude, I'm going to be absolutely blasted.

00:28:22.120 Hopefully, I can get some weed, maybe.

00:28:23.960 Maybe something else.

00:28:24.860 Dude, you don't need weed.

00:28:25.860 That's what makes you throw up every time.

00:28:27.120 Don't do that.

00:28:27.560 Dude, he fucking throws up on weed.

00:28:30.480 No, he gets drunk, and then he smokes weed, and then he throws up.

00:28:32.860 This is his fucking work.

00:28:33.660 That's his work.

00:28:34.100 No, it was I got drunk.

00:28:36.780 I took an edible that I told was 5 milligrams was actually 50 milligrams.

00:28:42.780 That made me throw up.

00:28:43.520 Whatever, Recktonwald.

00:28:43.980 Calm down.

00:28:45.600 That's called Recktonwald.

00:28:46.420 I did get Recktonwald.

00:28:49.260 Actually, this is the kind of reckless energy that I'm rolling with.

00:28:51.640 I bought a couple of edibles in New York because you just can.

00:28:56.140 And I was like, oh, I could.

00:28:56.780 And I just fucking flew back with them.

00:28:58.700 I was like, whatever.

00:28:59.280 I just fucking put them in.

00:29:00.500 No problem.

00:29:01.460 I would never do that.

00:29:02.700 When I picked my bags up, I was looking.

00:29:04.320 I was like, am I going to get arrested?

00:29:05.460 And I'm like, no.

00:29:06.340 I was like, see you later.

00:29:07.880 It's fucking good.

00:29:08.680 I don't care anymore, guys.

00:29:10.300 Dude, you're a Puerto Rican drug trafficker.

00:29:12.240 Yeah.

00:29:12.480 Yeah.

00:29:12.800 I mean, it's just one bag of edibles.

00:29:14.580 They're probably like, yeah, whatever.

00:29:15.200 How did it feel hearing Owen Benjamin say that he views you as a dark, dark black man?

00:29:20.080 It felt good.

00:29:21.500 Yeah, I thought so.

00:29:22.100 Because when he said it, he sounded scared.

00:29:26.260 And I'm like, good.

00:29:27.840 You should be.

00:29:28.880 You should be.

00:29:29.860 I'm dangerous.

00:29:31.500 Dude, how about him going like full?

00:29:33.820 He's like leaning into that he's a Jew.

00:29:36.940 And just, I mean, just destroy.

00:29:38.360 And so did Top.

00:29:39.300 Top was leaning into like that the Jews aren't on the bad side.

00:29:42.900 I loved it.

00:29:43.340 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:29:44.100 I wasn't leaning into that.

00:29:45.280 Listen.

00:29:46.220 Oh, I guess we have the clip here.

00:29:47.740 I like it.

00:29:48.440 Like, I like friend groups that are pretty homogenous, but allow for other races.

00:29:54.540 If they are like us and we all get along, then it's supposed to be that way.

00:29:59.640 Like Top Lobster.

00:30:00.460 I consider him a dark black man.

00:30:03.680 Do you see the fear in his eyes?

00:30:06.580 Look at him.

00:30:07.340 He's terrified.

00:30:07.880 Because you have a similar sense of humor, like the same stuff out of life, then there's no problem.

00:30:12.780 It's not exclusionary, but I don't like him to violence.

00:30:16.480 He's got more racial white pride than I do.

00:30:19.360 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:19.920 I don't have racial white pride, but I don't.

00:30:23.320 No, so this is what's been happening.

00:30:27.040 And it's been another interesting thing.

00:30:28.920 And this is a conspiracy thing that I'm going to get into.

00:30:33.140 What's happening with the Jews now, it seems like they're getting ready to round them up.

00:30:38.720 And I'm like, all right, guys.

00:30:40.800 Wait, what?

00:30:41.300 What?

00:30:41.500 You haven't seen this sentiment online?

00:30:46.060 I lied to the people.

00:30:47.400 I lied to everybody.

00:30:48.400 And it was easy.

00:30:50.660 I mean, exactly.

00:30:51.920 That's a perfect drop.

00:30:54.880 He's like, I'm just making shit up.

00:30:56.980 No, no, no, no.

00:30:57.920 I'm spreading misinformation on the internet.

00:30:59.300 You can feel it in the air, Clint.

00:31:00.720 You can feel it in the air.

00:31:01.820 You can almost taste it.

00:31:02.640 This is Top's cultivated following that says this daily.

00:31:07.640 This is not a real thing.

00:31:08.640 Top really is in an echo chamber.

00:31:10.560 And it's just him talking to himself.

00:31:11.960 He's like, I think they're about to kill all the Jews.

00:31:13.740 And he's like, I do too.

00:31:15.120 It's crazy.

00:31:15.500 Top's like, I think I'm the one rounding them up over here.

00:31:18.980 You know what?

00:31:19.460 It started here.

00:31:20.560 It started with, and I went back.

00:31:22.080 I found the joke.

00:31:22.880 Remember?

00:31:23.860 Don't say the rounding up of the Jews started here.

00:31:26.780 What the fuck are you doing?

00:31:27.720 No, no, no.

00:31:27.920 That didn't start here.

00:31:28.760 This is what started here.

00:31:29.560 Cole said, he said, I bet Hispanic woman's breast milk tastes like horchata.

00:31:36.820 Is it spicy?

00:31:37.820 And I said, when I say fuck the Jews, that means I'm horny.

00:31:40.880 And it's like a good joke that works with my wife.

00:31:43.080 So then I've been going with the joke.

00:31:44.860 This is like two years now that my wife is Jewish, which is not true.

00:31:49.240 So one of these.

00:31:50.580 He's made that up.

00:31:52.540 Well, okay.

00:31:53.400 Here's the truth of the matter.

00:31:56.200 Dude, did you lie to the people and was it easy?

00:31:58.540 It was fucking so easy.

00:32:00.900 I lied to the people.

00:32:01.940 I lied to everybody.

00:32:02.940 And it was easy.

00:32:05.120 So easy for later.

00:32:07.300 Like I'm going to use this later when I want to go hard.

00:32:09.880 I don't know if Tom's lying now or if he's been lying.

00:32:13.100 I have no idea.

00:32:14.200 I'll tell you.

00:32:15.140 I'll tell you the whole, the whole like lineage of what this is.

00:32:18.780 And it's, it's partially true.

00:32:20.040 Like, like with all comedy, it's funny because it has a little sliver of truth to it.

00:32:24.840 So my wife is Puerto Rican and an Italian.

00:32:28.240 Her mother's Italian.

00:32:29.200 So number one, not Jewish from the mother's side.

00:32:31.700 It has to go from the mother's lineage.

00:32:33.500 Her father went through the adoption system.

00:32:35.820 He was adopted by Jews.

00:32:37.060 He's been bar mitzvahed.

00:32:37.960 And then he married, remarried into a Jewish family.

00:32:41.380 So whenever we go to fucking like, like we'll go to his house and we've done Passover at like

00:32:46.160 his Jewish house household.

00:32:47.860 I call her a Jew.

00:32:48.640 When I'm mad at her, I call her a Jew.

00:32:50.180 So this is the joke between me and her all the time.

00:32:52.380 And it's a joke here.

00:32:53.100 So she's not.

00:32:53.640 She's not really Jewish.

00:32:55.500 Her dad is Jewish by adoption.

00:32:58.240 She's, well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:32:59.280 But whatever.

00:32:59.820 So now it comes to like these fucking Nazis who I've cultivated, which is actually really

00:33:03.880 funny.

00:33:04.380 It's perfect.

00:33:05.280 Yeah.

00:33:05.460 She's not Jewish.

00:33:06.280 She is Jew-ish.

00:33:08.000 She's Jewish.

00:33:09.360 What is Jewish anyway?

00:33:10.620 So I say, I say, I say a couple of racist jokes.

00:33:14.620 That's really funny online.

00:33:16.000 And then I get like a huge Nazi following.

00:33:18.620 I mean, who has it?

00:33:22.360 You're like, you're like, I just got the richest man in human history to comment on Mel Gibson's

00:33:27.240 Now I think is a psyop.

00:33:30.640 There's no reason.

00:33:31.560 All right.

00:33:31.840 Follow me here, guys.

00:33:32.900 There's, there's no reason for him to comment on that and then delete it.

00:33:36.460 It's like what he did was boost that.

00:33:37.960 And you know, at that time period, that's a year ago to the month, because I looked back

00:33:42.680 and I was like looking at all the timeframes.

00:33:44.700 That's when we had Owen Benjamin on and he came on the first time and he was like, top

00:33:48.580 is talking to Elon Musk.

00:33:49.780 There's like a whole thing there right around the same week.

00:33:52.340 And that happened on June 7th when I took that screenshot.

00:33:55.740 There's no reason to boost that unless you want to get that sentiment out there.

00:33:59.520 He boosted it.

00:34:00.420 There's articles written and then he retracted it.

00:34:02.540 He deleted it.

00:34:03.340 But then after that, it's been a snowball of like craziness going down, right?

00:34:08.320 And I'm joking.

00:34:08.840 It has nothing to do with October 6th and the invasion into Gaza.

00:34:12.140 No, no.

00:34:12.600 But it's all leading up to that because it was that.

00:34:16.080 Then it was the Kanye West moment.

00:34:17.440 And then the October 7th thing happened and people were primed and softened to, and they're

00:34:22.120 ready to go do this shit.

00:34:23.580 Now you look around and people are like, like I had a guy on my show who's like, all the

00:34:28.360 Jews are demons.

00:34:28.980 And I'm like, ugh.

00:34:31.280 He's like, the bloodline's like, we just got to get rid of them all.

00:34:34.620 And I'm like, I'm like.

00:34:36.740 Top's like, this motherfucker's spitting.

00:34:37.640 This is getting uncomfortable.

00:34:41.160 It's like a, so all right.

00:34:43.360 Let's be real here, guys.

00:34:44.840 Now we're getting like, this is like Tower Gang, but like, let's be real.

00:34:47.760 Everybody that's in charge.

00:34:49.340 Clint, I know you don't like to hear this shit, but it's true.

00:34:51.680 The people that are in charge, when you look at their last names.

00:34:54.760 Jew.

00:34:55.020 Guys, Jewish.

00:34:56.860 They're all the Steinberg.

00:34:59.120 Steinberg.

00:34:59.520 How are you going to say everybody that's in charge?

00:35:01.880 You really believe that?

00:35:02.520 Almost everybody.

00:35:03.540 Almost everybody.

00:35:04.820 And if not, they're associated with a Jew.

00:35:07.000 So there you go.

00:35:08.120 Well, technically, Massey did like pull the rug off this whole thing.

00:35:12.040 It was just like, hey, everybody has an AIPAC advisor that they have to call before they

00:35:15.960 vote.

00:35:16.560 This is your world, Clint.

00:35:17.600 This is your world.

00:35:18.460 Literally.

00:35:19.220 AIPAC is like 100% now, except for AOC.

00:35:21.840 They didn't beat her.

00:35:22.840 They're 100%.

00:35:23.760 They run this shit, man.

00:35:25.400 And that's all Jewish stuff.

00:35:26.800 I'm just saying that it's.

00:35:28.800 Well, there's outliers, right?

00:35:30.340 But most of the time, they're putting millions of dollars into small races.

00:35:34.280 AIPAC's got tremendous influence on our political system.

00:35:36.480 I've never denied that.

00:35:37.640 Okay.

00:35:37.820 Perfect.

00:35:38.360 And that is Jewish, right?

00:35:41.440 So, okay.

00:35:42.020 Right.

00:35:42.340 There we go.

00:35:42.760 American Jewish.

00:35:43.560 By the way, just remember, this all comes back to.

00:35:45.060 Back the dots.

00:35:46.540 Remember, before you get upset, everybody.

00:35:48.400 Top's going back to, he wants to save the Jews.

00:35:50.340 He actually does, like, he's afraid that they're going to die.

00:35:53.280 He wants to save them.

00:35:53.840 Work will set them free.

00:35:55.180 Let them cook.

00:35:55.860 We'll get there.

00:35:57.020 Well, look.

00:35:57.860 If the Jews didn't.

00:35:58.660 You got to see the problem first before the solution.

00:36:01.660 And the solution isn't killing them all.

00:36:03.080 Let's just stop there.

00:36:03.980 What we have to do is get to the final solution.

00:36:06.000 It's not a preliminary solution we're talking about here.

00:36:08.400 We're talking about a final one.

00:36:09.440 Final one.

00:36:09.940 Here's my thing.

00:36:10.600 Here's my thing.

00:36:11.100 If we just get them to stop doing what they do.

00:36:13.940 This is it.

00:36:14.900 This is it.

00:36:15.620 And it's, like, it's an undeniable fact that, like, they are in charge of a lot of shit.

00:36:19.740 And they're doing a lot of horseshoe theory.

00:36:22.300 That's the name of the episode.

00:36:23.560 That's really good.

00:36:25.100 Okay.

00:36:26.180 It's undeniable that they are in charge of a lot of things.

00:36:28.640 Like, even Marxism, critical race theory.

00:36:31.180 Let's clean up their acronyms.

00:36:34.120 All this shit, all this shit has this, traces its roots back to, like, some kind of Judaism

00:36:38.440 or some kind of Jewish person doing this.

00:36:40.080 And it's, like, it's getting disturbing.

00:36:41.320 But when they're running around and saying, like, oh, we're just going to round up all

00:36:45.160 them.

00:36:45.380 I'm like, guys, like, this doesn't work.

00:36:47.160 And the reason I'm against it is not because I really care about Jewish people.

00:36:50.480 Sorry, Jewish people in the chat.

00:36:51.640 They'll come back stronger.

00:36:52.520 I see fucking Ofer.

00:36:54.120 Don't care about this guy.

00:36:56.120 I'm against it because how it worked out last time.

00:36:59.440 Ofer, that's a pretty Jewish name.

00:37:00.660 Have we not learned?

00:37:01.840 Have we not learned from history?

00:37:03.680 What happened the last time you rounded up the Jews and you put them in camps?

00:37:08.160 They got Israel and then they ended up taking over America.

00:37:11.320 OK, we're doing it again.

00:37:13.360 And this is what I'm saying.

00:37:14.980 We're making Jews, Jews, Jews hates the Jews.

00:37:17.260 Jews just really need Jews and media.

00:37:20.220 Exactly.

00:37:21.020 Wait, what what what additional power could they actually achieve in this next go in this

00:37:24.880 next cycle?

00:37:25.800 As you last time, they got Israel.

00:37:27.320 This time they get the world.

00:37:28.220 I don't know.

00:37:28.600 I don't know what the fuck they want.

00:37:29.700 I don't know what it's such a great clip.

00:37:34.260 Last time they got Israel.

00:37:35.340 Next time they get the world.

00:37:36.300 It's just when you see them consolidating all this power and then we're like pushing

00:37:40.900 World War three.

00:37:42.740 You don't stop to say, what the fuck do you guys really want?

00:37:46.440 Like, what's the end game?

00:37:47.520 What are you trying to just ask the question?

00:37:49.320 Yes, of course.

00:37:49.860 I think about it all the time.

00:37:51.400 I don't know.

00:37:52.100 I mean, if you ask me, if we get we'll get into Nephilim death squad shit.

00:37:55.060 This is like this is all biblical, but that's a whole nother thing.

00:37:58.660 I think they want the end of the world.

00:38:00.700 I don't know.

00:38:01.320 I'm just saying we got to take you got to take their hands off the wheels.

00:38:03.920 Guys, you got to see your hands off the wheels and you got to just take the wheel.

00:38:07.760 Yeah.

00:38:08.020 But you got to do believe in your heart.

00:38:10.260 That's just believe in like revelation and getting raptured up and all that.

00:38:14.780 No, no, they don't.

00:38:15.980 So why would they want the end of the world?

00:38:19.300 Well, their their end time revelations or whatever is that they get Israel back or

00:38:24.960 whatever, and they rebuild the temple.

00:38:27.100 Here's what I think.

00:38:28.020 Top just said that he thinks that they want a world war.

00:38:30.680 And you want to do you want to know that I really think that's going to start a

00:38:33.340 world war like it's going to like everyone knows.

00:38:35.780 Here's what I really think.

00:38:36.820 And this is this is going to be crazy for you, Clint.

00:38:38.920 I know the suspend your disbelief.

00:38:41.100 I think that Judaism is a front for whatever kind of paganistic bullshit.

00:38:46.500 These guys are worshiping the moon.

00:38:48.660 They don't really I don't think that they're worshiping the same God.

00:38:52.040 Yes, exactly.

00:38:52.940 I think that they're worshiping a different God.

00:38:56.020 And when you worship different gods, lowercase g gods, these are fallen angels.

00:39:00.640 They know that the end is coming.

00:39:02.620 They're aware of the Bible.

00:39:04.340 They are.

00:39:04.740 They're aware of prophecy and they want to push it forward.

00:39:08.700 But do they believe in it?

00:39:10.700 Yeah.

00:39:11.080 Yeah.

00:39:11.460 The angels that disobeyed God and fell.

00:39:14.020 Yeah.

00:39:14.160 They believe in the prophecy.

00:39:15.280 They know that it's real.

00:39:16.500 And they're trying to push it forward.

00:39:18.020 Set it up.

00:39:18.540 There's constantly an antichrist set up in every generation.

00:39:22.740 There's constantly prophecy that's almost being fulfilled in every generation.

00:39:26.900 And then it doesn't happen.

00:39:28.120 And sometimes.

00:39:28.580 But you've said repeatedly you think that Donald Trump is probably the antichrist.

00:39:32.420 And yet you're still supporting him.

00:39:33.740 Why?

00:39:34.520 Because who am I to deny prophecy, Clint?

00:39:36.660 Who are you?

00:39:37.160 He's like, I'm with the Jews on this one.

00:39:40.920 I want the end of the world.

00:39:42.140 I'm ready for this thing to be done with.

00:39:43.460 See, this is what I don't understand.

00:39:44.560 If you're going to oppose these people who you theorize are ushering in the end of the world,

00:39:49.200 in fact, they desire it, why are you not in opposition to that?

00:39:54.080 I am.

00:39:54.780 I am.

00:39:55.540 But here's the thing.

00:39:56.280 It's like there's really, when you look at it, like especially with like the anti-Jew sentiment

00:40:00.880 out there right now, the reason I go hard and I joke, I'm making crazy jokes and like

00:40:05.720 kind of like pushing people because there's nothing really that I can do about it.

00:40:09.840 The ball's rolling.

00:40:10.840 I'm watching.

00:40:11.400 What can you do about like Clint, Owen told you the other day, what can you do about that

00:40:15.080 Russian dude that got fucking droned?

00:40:17.520 Nothing, really.

00:40:18.660 We can kind of like make jokes and laugh at it and say, hey, look, there it is.

00:40:22.360 There's nothing I can do.

00:40:23.360 The ball's rolling.

00:40:24.220 And I'm trying to set myself up to fucking be in a position where I don't have to be affected

00:40:28.780 by it as much.

00:40:29.520 And we're doing that through comedy.

00:40:30.500 Real shit though, I think that after seeing that footage, I've been watching because unfortunately

00:40:35.680 because I had that tweak of viral, now I'm getting like force fed a bunch of fucking war

00:40:40.780 footage.

00:40:41.380 And I'm telling you guys, there's going to be fucking like micro drones that are just wiping

00:40:46.960 out people left and right.

00:40:48.580 Like for the rest of our lives, it's going to become increasingly, it's going to be like

00:40:53.160 ever present.

00:40:55.320 Yeah, they're insects.

00:40:57.700 Yeah, they're birds.

00:40:58.580 The birds are fake.

00:40:59.340 I mean, you've been through this.

00:41:00.800 No, no.

00:41:01.600 That's not what I'm saying.

00:41:02.780 Do we have mailbag?

00:41:04.260 Yes, mailbag.

00:41:05.140 It's been too serious.

00:41:06.300 I keep being like I should engage.

00:41:07.760 I'm like, I'm going to take this too seriously.

00:41:09.640 Read the mailbag.

00:41:10.440 I'm going to get another drink.

00:41:12.120 Mark Vestibule.

00:41:13.240 Hell yeah.

00:41:13.700 It says, if the gang was to have a circle jerk, who would you prefer to jerk off and to be

00:41:19.200 jerked by?

00:41:20.920 Wait, wait.

00:41:21.320 So in a circle jerk, do you have to jerk the guy next to you?

00:41:25.240 Is that the whole point?

00:41:26.520 I think the circle jerk is kind of like just throw that to the side.

00:41:30.100 It's irrelevant.

00:41:30.700 It's who would you prefer to jerk off and to be jerked by?

00:41:34.060 The point is to everybody to jerk each other off.

00:41:37.260 Can I get a description of what a circle jerk?

00:41:41.120 Is it actually just guys all in a circle?

00:41:42.920 The circle jerk's irrelevant.

00:41:43.420 The circle jerk component's irrelevant.

00:41:44.920 No, it's actually totally relevant.

00:41:48.660 It's the most relevant thing.

00:41:49.920 Yes, it is.

00:41:50.520 It's not literal, Cole.

00:41:52.200 It could just be all of us jerking each other off, essentially.

00:41:55.320 That's what I'm trying to...

00:41:56.420 In your circle jerk, who are you getting jerked off by and who are you jerking off?

00:42:00.160 That's the question.

00:42:01.740 You're focusing on the circle jerk and that's an irrelevant...

00:42:04.040 Well, I know.

00:42:04.820 I'm going to jerk off Cole because I'll finally get Cole to come for the first time.

00:42:09.020 He deserves it.

00:42:10.760 You just haven't came from a blowjob.

00:42:12.520 If you want to blow me, Toad, that'll be fine.

00:42:15.200 I'll go from that.

00:42:16.140 Who do I want to jerk me off?

00:42:17.900 I don't know.

00:42:18.540 Which one of you is the most gentle?

00:42:19.780 I pick Toad for both.

00:42:21.580 I pick Toad for both.

00:42:23.360 So you're having this for your life.

00:42:24.860 Dude, his dick is angled up because he jerks his dick so hard.

00:42:28.300 Stating nose to nose and just...

00:42:31.780 It's bent all weird, but you probably want to choose me to jerk you off, though, because

00:42:35.880 I have a ton of experience with it.

00:42:37.920 Soft hands.

00:42:38.700 I also have soft hands.

00:42:39.880 I avoid manual labor.

00:42:42.180 I feel like you do it hard.

00:42:43.880 I don't want that.

00:42:44.800 I don't.

00:42:45.300 If you were to jerk another guy off, would you go spit in hand, or would you just be

00:42:50.760 like, I'm just doing it dry?

00:42:52.060 No.

00:42:52.400 We're doing it dry.

00:42:54.160 If you spit in your own hand to jerk off your buddy, you're gay.

00:42:58.160 There's going to be no Hawk Tua.

00:43:00.380 You're gay if you see me.

00:43:02.520 He's the most...

00:43:03.320 I'm telling you, if you spit in your hand to jerk off your buddy, you're gay.

00:43:08.720 That's a pro gamer move.

00:43:11.000 Nudes flash, buddy.

00:43:12.800 I don't know if you thought that that was straight, but it isn't.

00:43:20.880 It feels like it's so way less gay because you're getting over quicker just because you're

00:43:25.760 like, okay, I just got to just...

00:43:26.880 No, no, no.

00:43:27.460 Your saliva is now making contact with your homeboy's dick.

00:43:31.540 You're a fucking homosexual.

00:43:32.460 And then if you do it dry, you're a straight guy.

00:43:35.300 If you spit, that's gay shit.

00:43:37.620 That's right.

00:43:38.240 Thank you for making it run.

00:43:39.200 I do think no spit, no lube, you actually get them off quicker.

00:43:43.260 I really...

00:43:43.620 Because you get better grip, and you just kind of...

00:43:45.340 Get the fuck out of here.

00:43:46.900 Yeah.

00:43:48.680 Jose's talking about getting it over with fast.

00:43:50.700 I thought we were supposed to enjoy this.

00:43:52.500 No.

00:43:52.680 What if you just had a bottle of lube on you, and you just used the lube instead to jerk

00:43:59.120 No, honestly, if you try to make it feel better, you're gay.

00:44:02.940 Oh, I see what you're saying.

00:44:04.040 I see what you're saying.

00:44:04.500 Yeah.

00:44:04.680 No, it's just about being in the moment.

00:44:06.500 Being present for the home.

00:44:07.700 Being in the moment.

00:44:09.320 No lube.

00:44:10.160 Stay true.

00:44:12.080 I guess I would...

00:44:13.440 I still like the thought of this in a circle, and we're all like...

00:44:16.900 It's like you have to jerk the guy to the...

00:44:18.860 I like the idea better of like, none of us want it, but like, the person who wins gets

00:44:27.600 a million dollars, and they have to jerk off everybody.

00:44:30.780 So like, you just like...

00:44:31.760 I want it to be a battle.

00:44:33.360 I want there to be a jerk-off battle.

00:44:35.120 Dude, if it's for the million, it's even better for the nose-to-nose, because it's like a mind

00:44:39.380 game.

00:44:39.620 So is this like another, like just a different version of our...

00:44:45.400 Was it Rape of Palooza?

00:44:47.580 It's like Rape of Palooza.

00:44:48.420 Yeah, this is Jerk of Palooza.

00:44:49.440 But it's only...

00:44:49.960 It's jerk-off only.

00:44:51.020 So it's like...

00:44:51.860 It's like, instead of doing MMA, you just do like a BJJ tournament.

00:44:56.100 It's just like, okay, it's just a different version.

00:44:57.500 It's an HJJ tournament.

00:44:58.880 Yeah, it's an HJJ tournament.

00:45:01.560 Can you imagine you're like in his ear, jerking him off?

00:45:03.940 Like, you like that faggot?

00:45:05.000 It's like, you're trying to fight a guy off while he's jerking you, and so like...

00:45:09.120 I just like to think of it like, you know, have you ever played...

00:45:13.080 Oh, fuck.

00:45:15.340 The Nintendo game.

00:45:16.660 The Nintendo game where you fight...

00:45:18.000 Yeah, I've played a Nintendo game.

00:45:19.500 I've played Nintendo games before.

00:45:22.680 Smash Brothers.

00:45:23.660 Like, Smash Brothers, you know, they all have like the percentage of health, like the damage

00:45:29.420 they have done.

00:45:30.040 I just like to think of that, but we're all like the percentage of almost to completion.

00:45:33.420 And so you see a guy, like he's at like 99%, everybody like attacks him, trying to jerk

00:45:37.780 him off.

00:45:38.280 We have all the meters up there.

00:45:40.080 Yeah, so...

00:45:40.920 But wait, so we win like the million dollar prize if we jerk the most people to completion?

00:45:46.080 Is that the deal?

00:45:46.580 Oh, yeah.

00:45:47.100 That's a good...

00:45:47.740 Or is it the last man standing?

00:45:50.140 Dude, whoever's at 99%, I'm hitting them with the Samus back kick.

00:45:53.920 Well, the strategy is going to have to be because we're all starting...

00:45:56.420 If I see one of y'all like at 99%, I'm hitting you with my ass.

00:46:00.220 No, no, no, no, but we're all starting out at zero, right?

00:46:03.020 Gay.

00:46:03.540 You're gay.

00:46:04.900 We're all starting out at zero, so the whole thing is you need to find like the person

00:46:08.860 who you think you can jerk off to completion the quickest, like who has the shortest bar,

00:46:12.940 you know what I mean?

00:46:13.400 Which is probably me.

00:46:15.320 Do you think so?

00:46:16.020 I don't know.

00:46:16.320 Maybe it isn't.

00:46:17.320 I don't know.

00:46:18.160 I feel like it's coming more than all of us.

00:46:20.000 I feel like top would come the quickest.

00:46:22.780 Yeah, maybe you're right.

00:46:24.380 Well, after that pre-cum story?

00:46:26.160 Yeah, I'm thinking maybe.

00:46:26.940 You're married, you've been married for a decent while.

00:46:30.100 I mean, I'm not saying you don't get laid, but you're also big on the non-porn stuff,

00:46:34.360 so I feel like you've probably got a pretty sensitive dick.

00:46:37.120 I don't feel like you're getting laid every single day because you are married.

00:46:40.700 I mean, maybe you are.

00:46:41.880 I feel like you've got a pretty sensitive dick.

00:46:44.720 Well, one caveat to this.

00:46:45.520 We all just have Papa Viagra beforehand.

00:46:47.040 Toad jerks off all the time.

00:46:47.960 That's true.

00:46:48.620 I fucking edge and shit, too.

00:46:50.040 I bet Toad's dick is just pure callous.

00:46:53.020 It's tantrum shit.

00:46:53.940 We have to pop a Viagra, too, correct?

00:46:55.380 Because that would be the weirdest thing to try to jerk a guy off when he's incredibly soft.

00:47:02.920 I mean, this is a fucking battle for a million dollars.

00:47:05.380 Come on, get up there, bud.

00:47:06.000 There's no PEDs here.

00:47:07.620 We're going real shit.

00:47:11.500 Penis enhancement drugs.

00:47:13.460 There you go.

00:47:15.120 All right.

00:47:15.460 Thank you for the question, Mark.

00:47:17.440 By the way, I want Clint to jerk me off, and I want to jerk off Jose.

00:47:21.720 Thanks, man.

00:47:22.780 Interesting.

00:47:23.180 I appreciate that.

00:47:25.220 By the way, hands very soft.

00:47:26.920 Yeah.

00:47:27.120 Well, I'm also thinking my hand going down would be right at Jose's penis.

00:47:31.880 Okay.

00:47:32.120 I think if I just was saying straight up, it's right there.

00:47:35.200 Yeah, you've got to think about it.

00:47:35.860 By the way, no one picked Jose because Jose's fucking gorilla grip would just rip your dick

00:47:39.840 right off.

00:47:40.620 Oh, my God.

00:47:41.220 Yeah, yeah.

00:47:41.900 I'm not going to get churned by Jose.

00:47:43.800 Yeah.

00:47:44.760 I'm going no lube, too.

00:47:45.900 These fuckers are callous.

00:47:47.080 I got grip on there.

00:47:47.660 That's true.

00:47:48.060 He's a working man.

00:47:49.140 Yeah, he's a blue collar man.

00:47:51.180 Look at those cocksuckers.

00:47:53.680 Look at these five cocksuckers.

00:47:55.760 Toad, would you?

00:47:56.840 Would you do it?

00:47:58.220 Would I what?

00:47:59.500 Live on the show.

00:48:00.320 Play a song.

00:48:00.740 Would you let me jerk you off?

00:48:03.240 That doesn't seem like good content.

00:48:05.360 No.

00:48:05.660 It's probably not.

00:48:06.360 None of this is good content.

00:48:07.480 We just talked about jerking each other off.

00:48:08.840 Show us your bulge.

00:48:10.860 That's excellent content.

00:48:12.140 What are you talking about?

00:48:13.600 What's next?

00:48:14.180 I would jerk Clint off because I think it would make him the most uncomfortable.

00:48:18.460 You're right about that.

00:48:19.300 I like that.

00:48:23.120 No, no, no.

00:48:23.920 You got to make eye contact.

00:48:24.680 Wait, wait, wait.

00:48:25.280 Are you saying the most uncomfortable Clint would be is if you jerked him off?

00:48:29.000 Yeah.

00:48:29.980 So if you made him jerk you off, that wouldn't make him more uncomfortable?

00:48:33.740 I feel like he would be fine in one of these.

00:48:36.380 But if you jerked him off, you can close your eyes and just be like, listen, man, you can

00:48:44.100 close your eyes.

00:48:45.760 Listen, when you're jerking somebody off, you can close your eyes and you can just imagine

00:48:50.100 that you're jerking off anybody you want.

00:48:51.660 It doesn't have to be.

00:48:52.660 Would you do it facing them?

00:48:53.880 There's no way there's no closing my eyes doesn't make it better.

00:48:57.800 What are you talking about?

00:48:58.820 I'm jerking off a beautiful woman.

00:48:59.980 It's just a big clip.

00:49:01.140 It's just Blair White.

00:49:02.320 It's just Blair White.

00:49:05.540 Actually, that's a good point.

00:49:06.680 That would help me.

00:49:07.340 No, but it's so much better to be like, I can close my eyes and just pretend a woman

00:49:12.380 is jerking me off rather than pretend my wife.

00:49:14.780 The least gay way to do it is to go behind them and like hug them this way.

00:49:18.820 And then so that when you're jerking them off, the way you jerk yourself off, like, because

00:49:22.020 if you're facing them and you're jerking them off like this, it's weird.

00:49:24.480 Yeah, that's weird.

00:49:25.440 It's weird.

00:49:25.860 Oh, dude, if you do that, gay.

00:49:28.600 Gay.

00:49:28.920 No, I'm just going to have two.

00:49:29.860 Can you go behind them and jerk them off like it's their.

00:49:32.100 Nuzzle behind their neck.

00:49:33.560 Yeah, the nice reach around.

00:49:34.800 No, I'm just going to have two of you to my sides like this so I don't have to fucking

00:49:37.600 look at you.

00:49:38.120 Be in their ear.

00:49:39.000 Dude, that's what I'm going to do.

00:49:40.260 I'm going to fucking put my face.

00:49:41.600 I'm going to go behind Toad, but I'm going to put my face on his face.

00:49:45.720 Fucking just talk to him like directly into his fucking like the side of his mouth.

00:49:49.900 Oh, you like that?

00:49:50.860 You fucking little bitch.

00:49:51.760 You'll come in a second.

00:49:52.740 Dude, I would come so fast.

00:49:55.940 Just let it go.

00:49:57.640 Just let it go.

00:49:58.260 And it's like the gayest.

00:50:00.120 Other than face to face, it's probably the gayest, but it is actually for efficiency.

00:50:03.680 Bro, I think it's gayer.

00:50:04.500 You're the best one to do that.

00:50:05.640 You know, like to like wrap your arm around.

00:50:07.300 I can't believe people wouldn't be interested in this.

00:50:09.640 It's actually not.

00:50:10.560 The view kind of is going up.

00:50:11.780 You guys are a bunch of faggots.

00:50:13.820 People love this shit.

00:50:15.340 People love this shit.

00:50:18.380 Not as much as Toad would.

00:50:20.660 This is the fat bitch that you made out with, right?

00:50:22.940 Oh, speaking of who's being killed, we're talking about jerking off.

00:50:26.980 Jesus.

00:50:27.980 Damn, son.

00:50:29.840 Show some respect.

00:50:30.960 She's pregnant with twins.

00:50:32.200 She's pregnant.

00:50:33.100 Black don't crack.

00:50:36.260 All right.

00:50:36.700 What's the next question?

00:50:37.860 Yeah, next question.

00:50:38.340 Brain Damaged asks, why are you gay?

00:50:42.520 So he's making that assumption.

00:50:44.180 We just did a whole thing on it.

00:50:45.880 Just don't worry.

00:50:47.300 Where would you rather live?

00:50:48.260 Go back 15 minutes.

00:50:49.420 On the ocean, in the ocean, underground, or on a mountain high?

00:50:53.840 What?

00:50:54.980 I feel like it was a song.

00:50:55.560 Oh, he gave us two questions.

00:50:59.540 These are gay questions, but I'm hungry and out of thoughts other than the last to myself

00:51:03.720 about digging an underground fortress.

00:51:06.040 This guy must be really fucked up right now.

00:51:07.900 Yeah.

00:51:08.260 Go back to the other thing.

00:51:09.300 I want to see what he's saying.

00:51:10.020 This is the guy we've given an entire little part of Telegram just for rants.

00:51:14.140 Either ocean or mountain fortress.

00:51:17.060 Would you rather live on the ocean, in the ocean, underground, or mountain high?

00:51:22.260 I mean, in the ocean doesn't make any sense.

00:51:23.740 I don't even know what he's talking about.

00:51:24.740 Basically, you could live on an island.

00:51:28.640 I think on the ocean is talking like on a houseboat.

00:51:31.940 In the ocean would be like in a submarine.

00:51:34.020 Well, it could be like you're seasteading.

00:51:36.140 This is the most retarded reading of what he does to say.

00:51:38.620 Underground or on a mountain high.

00:51:39.880 I would love to live on a mountain.

00:51:41.880 It's got to be the mountain.

00:51:42.960 Mountain or oceanfront.

00:51:44.900 I'm not living on or in the ocean.

00:51:47.700 It's on the ocean.

00:51:49.260 We're missing a big part of this question.

00:51:51.240 His name is Brain Damaged.

00:51:52.580 So, let's take that into account and go to the next question.

00:51:58.400 I just dropped the button on Discord 2000.

00:52:00.640 And why are you gay?

00:52:01.520 We answer that every second on the show.

00:52:03.840 Yes.

00:52:04.440 All right.

00:52:04.720 Next question.

00:52:05.780 I don't feel like we've ever said why.

00:52:07.520 Rich says, Jose, you're a connoisseur of big fatty oompa laddies.

00:52:13.040 How do them big bitches wipe their ass?

00:52:17.080 You put the roll on a stick.

00:52:18.700 I feel like we've already answered all these questions.

00:52:24.700 Yeah.

00:52:24.880 They wipe their ass.

00:52:25.940 Yeah.

00:52:26.680 You're right.

00:52:27.200 With a rag on a stick.

00:52:29.020 Cole, what do we do with the blacks?

00:52:30.800 Kill them.

00:52:34.880 And Tom, we already answered this question.

00:52:36.880 How do we solve the Jew problem?

00:52:38.180 By the way, I had a joke that I never actually put out there.

00:52:43.320 I thought about tweeting.

00:52:44.240 I didn't.

00:52:44.560 I said, blacks don't actually murder.

00:52:46.600 They just steal life.

00:52:47.880 And I don't know if that worked.

00:52:49.820 Oh, that's funny.

00:52:50.780 I like it.

00:52:51.620 You know, I feel like there's a bot network that is boosting my shit.

00:52:55.940 You notice how much of my fucking shit is going viral lately?

00:52:58.800 No.

00:52:59.320 Dude, I feel like everyone else's algo is fucked.

00:53:02.620 Like, even Top was killing it.

00:53:03.900 I feel like most of your shit is just not hitting.

00:53:05.900 I'm on the opposite end where I'm just like, everything I put out is fucking.

00:53:11.340 I really feel like there's like a certain threshold once you get past a certain amount of followers.

00:53:15.100 Basically what I'm saying, Top, do you think that the Jews are boosting my content?

00:53:18.900 I think they're using you.

00:53:19.800 I think that the Nazis are, so this happened to me twice.

00:53:25.720 They've boosted my follower count by like 12,000 followers two times and then fucking drained my shit.

00:53:31.660 And you guys have seen it.

00:53:32.980 And I'm like, I don't know what's going on.

00:53:34.500 It was crazy.

00:53:34.760 It happened when I was at your house and you were like, you were freaking out.

00:53:36.880 You were like, this is crazy.

00:53:37.800 Like, dude, I was freaking out because I had just fucking lapped him.

00:53:40.880 And then I thought he had bought followers for real.

00:53:43.200 Right.

00:53:43.360 Like bought them, purchased them.

00:53:44.260 He thought he, he thought he.

00:53:45.640 And Clint was like, oh, you bought followers.

00:53:47.300 And I was like, just be more interesting, Clint.

00:53:48.700 And it turns out that it's, it's these fucking mutts that are fucking, they're trying it.

00:53:54.180 They're coming after me.

00:53:55.040 I'm calling them mutts now because their mother fucked the dog.

00:53:58.460 And that's how they came to, to be created.

00:54:01.280 They're disgusting.

00:54:02.520 But are they not, is it not Indians?

00:54:04.100 Is it not just a bunch of Indian bots that just like dudes that are just.

00:54:08.600 It is funny that Elon must did this bot purge and these motherfuckers are quiet.

00:54:13.860 Nothing.

00:54:14.460 But I've been attacked relentlessly for the last like five days.

00:54:17.580 Is that your best Indian person impersonation?

00:54:19.980 Yeah, that wasn't really good, was it?

00:54:21.280 I just, I can't.

00:54:22.440 I'm not very good at impressions.

00:54:23.700 I just.

00:54:24.140 Tom, do you genuinely think it's the Nazis going after you?

00:54:26.740 Because I'm much more schizo and I feel like it's deeper than that.

00:54:29.840 Like it's some legit Jew shit.

00:54:31.700 I think that there's.

00:54:34.720 It's either the Nazis or the Jews and we don't know which.

00:54:37.700 This is the real shit.

00:54:38.820 They have no real power.

00:54:39.820 Let's be real.

00:54:41.200 This is the Eliza Blue thing.

00:54:42.740 This is what happened.

00:54:43.580 We've seen it happen already.

00:54:44.620 That's what I'm, yes, I've seen it and other, other scenarios too.

00:54:47.560 Similar shit.

00:54:48.200 Yeah.

00:54:48.740 But that was, that was going after the Epstein list and that would be J shit.

00:54:52.600 I can design a subdivision like a motherfucker.

00:54:54.640 All right.

00:54:56.000 Yeah.

00:54:56.480 So.

00:54:57.260 Well, right now.

00:54:57.980 Also pretty good at Madden.

00:54:58.800 Rope big time.

00:55:00.240 So now this would make sense to bring out all the bots, you know?

00:55:04.000 So.

00:55:05.080 Yeah.

00:55:05.660 And that's what's happening.

00:55:06.860 It's not that they're like after one person or another.

00:55:09.400 They're after like whatever somebody is talking about.

00:55:12.220 It's like an algo thing.

00:55:13.220 Like that's why it's like, I don't think I'm being targeted.

00:55:15.380 I think a lot of people are like.

00:55:16.860 You know, you're doing great when you don't know if it's the Nazis or the Jews coming out.

00:55:19.860 Well, it's the same shit, dude.

00:55:23.900 It's like, honestly, I don't know.

00:55:25.200 I think that they're the same.

00:55:25.660 It really, it is the same shit.

00:55:27.240 I do think it's like they're making it look like Nazis.

00:55:30.020 Eliza still has a Twitter, right?

00:55:32.400 Yeah.

00:55:32.600 She still uses it, right?

00:55:33.740 And he gets like nothing.

00:55:35.180 It is such a crazy example of how you can have a huge account and no engagement.

00:55:39.340 It's like, it's like three likes.

00:55:41.480 Yeah.

00:55:42.160 I mean, sorry.

00:55:43.500 She's a nice lady.

00:55:45.600 What other questions we got?

00:55:46.720 MayoMonkey35, is clit on his period?

00:55:52.740 He was.

00:55:53.740 He was.

00:55:54.220 I think he's better now.

00:55:55.580 Are you better now?

00:55:56.500 Yeah, I'm off of it now.

00:55:58.380 You really do need to sell those shirts because that did create a rift within the community.

00:56:02.440 We should aggravate that rift just for a monkey.

00:56:04.800 Wait, what do you mean?

00:56:06.280 Team Toad, Team Clint?

00:56:08.260 Oh, yeah.

00:56:09.520 I'm fine with that.

00:56:10.640 I'm Team Clit.

00:56:11.900 Thanks, man.

00:56:12.320 Team Clit.

00:56:13.000 Yeah.

00:56:13.300 Team Clit.

00:56:14.220 That's their name.

00:56:14.420 Yeah, that's the Team Clit.

00:56:15.520 Team Clit's even better.

00:56:16.720 Team Clit.

00:56:19.100 Clit, because it's like, it's Clint, but there's no N in it.

00:56:22.220 I feel like you'll sell more of that.

00:56:23.380 Clint without the nigger.

00:56:24.600 It's Clint.

00:56:27.380 Play that, I think, I bet Tyler has it, that guy in the courtroom that I posted today.

00:56:33.380 It's really funny.

00:56:34.580 I do wonder.

00:56:35.220 Are people still taking sides between Toad and Clint now that it seems like it's blown

00:56:40.120 over?

00:56:40.400 Is it blown over?

00:56:41.160 I don't even know.

00:56:41.620 Oh, yeah.

00:56:41.800 I mean, there's always people that have their favorites.

00:56:44.520 It's, I mean, the fact that anyone, like, would pick Toad over me is retarded.

00:56:49.140 But, I mean, see, perfect example.

00:56:51.080 All the bitches are Team Toad.

00:56:54.100 What?

00:56:55.080 I don't know if you want to.

00:56:56.400 Okay.

00:56:57.120 Yeah, you don't want to test me on that, bro.

00:56:59.140 You got one kaha in your corner.

00:57:03.900 That didn't count.

00:57:05.340 Hey, she counts as, no, that girl at Porkfest counts as probably two or three.

00:57:09.340 That's a fair point.

00:57:10.600 In terms of, in terms of BMI and, like, full body weight, Toad's got, Toad's got an even

00:57:15.400 match.

00:57:16.420 The First Amendment allows me to use the word nigger for the record.

00:57:20.480 So, you need to stick to the agenda items first.

00:57:22.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nigger.

00:57:23.320 You can speak for the general public comment if you'd like.

00:57:25.460 Item number one, nigger.

00:57:26.040 And then item 17 to the end, nigger.

00:57:28.840 Is that okay with you?

00:57:31.300 The First Amendment.

00:57:35.760 Someone said, it sounds like Jose if Jose was to be out of the court hearing.

00:57:40.980 I thought, yeah, it sounded like Jose, like, exaggerating his voice.

00:57:46.120 He said that to a judge.

00:57:48.180 Jose, was that you?

00:57:49.520 No, of course not.

00:57:52.060 All right, he already established, like, hey, so we have First Amendment, I can say

00:57:55.020 this, right?

00:57:55.480 All right, nigger.

00:57:56.820 All right.

00:57:58.660 He was like, we're going to go to.

00:58:01.840 Dude, I saw that.

00:58:04.560 I was crying laughing, man.

00:58:06.720 This is him just like, item 17 in, nigger.

00:58:12.600 It's like, I don't really get any joy when Toad says the N word or anything like that,

00:58:17.480 but I get a ton of joy when someone says it on the news or they say it, you know, like

00:58:21.860 an inappropriate place where you don't expect it.

00:58:23.720 Like, I would like to see, yeah, on an airplane, in a courthouse.

00:58:28.260 Get the nigger bitch off the plane!

00:58:31.540 That type of shit thrills me on a level that I can barely describe.

00:58:35.300 It's like, it is so funny because, like, what is, what's your thought in that moment to

00:58:40.620 be like, all right, you know how I'm going to get out of whatever I'm at?

00:58:42.840 Like, I bet it's like a traffic ticket.

00:58:44.440 Dude, how many people have done it on To Get Out of Jury Duty?

00:58:49.220 I want to know.

00:58:50.240 Oh, that's, like, or at least, like, some very light form of racism to get out of Jury

00:58:55.820 Duty.

00:58:56.380 I mean, I might do it if I ever got Jury Duty.

00:58:59.180 I would be like, I just, I mean, if I see a black man on, like, that I have to judge,

00:59:04.040 it's 50% of the time.

00:59:05.240 I've gotten out of Jury Duty so many times.

00:59:07.280 I don't even know how.

00:59:08.160 I've never served.

00:59:09.340 It's amazing.

00:59:10.100 Because you show up with no underwear on.

00:59:12.020 They're like, no, I never show up.

00:59:13.600 I just send a letter.

00:59:14.940 I say, I run my own company.

00:59:16.380 I can't go.

00:59:16.860 And they always just let it go.

00:59:18.400 I just don't answer the mail.

00:59:19.960 And then they just don't ever bug me again.

00:59:21.560 That's really as simple as that.

00:59:22.740 That's all.

00:59:23.400 I've shown up a couple times.

00:59:24.580 I thought they would come and get you for that.

00:59:25.540 No, they don't.

00:59:26.400 They just never send you a mail again.

00:59:28.080 And they just go, well, fuck.

00:59:29.260 The judge literally does ask you, like, are you biased against certain?

00:59:33.580 Jose deals with Jury Duty the same way black people deal with their bills.

00:59:38.140 If I don't see it, it doesn't exist.

00:59:42.080 I figure in my room.

00:59:42.900 Oh, no, no.

00:59:43.620 Get that fucking mail out of the house.

00:59:45.140 What are you doing?

00:59:45.640 No, it's how black people deal with their children.

00:59:47.920 Dude, you're honestly, I think you're a chump if you answer the first one and you don't want to do it.

00:59:52.320 Like, if you want to do it, that's one thing.

00:59:53.520 But if you don't want to do it and you answer the first one.

00:59:55.220 Well, if you want to handle this like a white person, I just send them a letter saying, I run a company and there's no way I can do this.

01:00:00.320 And they never follow up.

01:00:00.900 That is the widest thing to do.

01:00:02.580 I look forward to the day.

01:00:03.620 The moon is don't answer.

01:00:04.520 And if they really, really, really want you, they'll send up a follow up.

01:00:07.580 And then that point you go, okay, well, fuck.

01:00:09.000 Maybe I should call.

01:00:09.380 I haven't had a call for jury duty in a while, but I can't wait because I'm going to be like, I run a racist t-shirt company and a racist podcast and I really can't make it.

01:00:18.320 And just see what they do.

01:00:19.240 That would be interesting.

01:00:20.180 Would you rather, like, for the stories, would you rather make it on just so you could be like, oh, I'm going to get, like, some dude, like, beat the fuck out of his wife.

01:00:28.780 The only way it would be worth it for the story is if it was a Trump trial.

01:00:32.640 If it was a Trump trial, it'd be worth doing.

01:00:34.940 I feel like there's other stories you could probably get worth doing.

01:00:36.920 No, but you could be the guy that we just saw, right?

01:00:38.960 You could somehow, like, go viral by doing something like that.

01:00:42.320 Toad, shut the fuck up with the whole viral thing.

01:00:44.400 You would never do it.

01:00:45.320 This is the whole point.

01:00:46.320 Like, we've been trying to set you up to do exactly that and you won't do it.

01:00:50.080 Toad, get a traffic ticket just so you can go into the courtroom and be anxious.

01:00:56.300 Or that, did y'all see the...

01:00:58.920 Dude, can you imagine him defending against a speeding ticket and he just starts shouting it?

01:01:03.400 Oh, man.

01:01:05.500 Did y'all see the number one most paid judge in Georgia getting arrested?

01:01:12.040 Did y'all see that?

01:01:13.000 Yeah, it looked like her titty was hanging out.

01:01:14.540 Oh, yeah.

01:01:15.360 Yeah, I saw that.

01:01:16.820 Insane.

01:01:17.220 It's just like, someone was like, what's going on with Georgia?

01:01:20.040 It's like, I don't know what's going on.

01:01:20.940 I mean, Georgia fucking sucks, dude.

01:01:22.920 It's weird because, like, growing up, I used to always have really favorable things to think about Georgia.

01:01:27.580 Because I was like, oh, you got the Southern Bell, the fucking little drawl thing.

01:01:30.560 And now I'm just like, that place sucks.

01:01:32.540 I think it's like Atlanta for, like, the rappers.

01:01:34.680 It's all black people.

01:01:36.400 No, I like the Southern Bell.

01:01:38.200 Oh, I thought you liked because...

01:01:39.620 I got, when we had the Georgia thing, first off, yes, the place does suck.

01:01:44.300 The whole thing is, like, fucking dark.

01:01:45.900 It's garbage.

01:01:46.860 I got a ticket.

01:01:48.000 I got a speeding ticket.

01:01:49.320 And then they gave me another fine on top of it that I'm debating if I should pay.

01:01:53.560 It's like $200.

01:01:55.480 And it's like, if I don't pay it, then my license is suspended in Georgia.

01:01:58.700 And I'm like, do I really need to fucking drive through Georgia again?

01:02:01.080 I'm like, maybe I do because it's connected to Florida.

01:02:03.720 But I'm seriously considering being a fugitive in Georgia.

01:02:06.900 But you just go through Alabama.

01:02:08.040 Just go, like, up through Alabama instead and then go around.

01:02:10.580 Yeah, just avoid Georgia.

01:02:11.440 Yeah, just go around.

01:02:11.820 Honestly, I might be, like, for my libertarian principles, whatever's left of it, I just might not pay this shit.

01:02:18.640 Just how I did with my tax, with my car tax, where I just, like, for, like, three years, I never paid it.

01:02:24.480 And then they finally got pulled over and they're like, skip to Georgia.

01:02:27.140 Skip to Georgia, yeah.

01:02:29.180 It's all black people there anyway.

01:02:30.960 You don't want to go there.

01:02:32.140 Can we play that fucking creepy video with the old dude?

01:02:35.020 And clearly the guys just did a porn shoot or whatever.

01:02:37.340 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:38.500 That was amazing, dude.

01:02:39.380 Can we also play the video of the dude getting hit by the van?

01:02:43.240 Oh, oh, yeah.

01:02:44.380 That was a great one.

01:02:45.300 Dude, it looks like he exploded.

01:02:48.380 See, now, this is the problem, Clint.

01:02:50.400 Tyler, our producer, is not in, yeah, there you go.

01:02:53.100 He's not in the chat for the text, so he doesn't see it.

01:02:56.780 Someone connect that dot, please, if you wouldn't mind.

01:02:59.300 No, but I did send the porn one, though.

01:03:02.900 And the porn one.

01:03:04.020 I'm in none of the group chats other than the text.

01:03:05.440 Actually, wait.

01:03:05.880 While we're waiting, let me ask the audience here, because we got, like, 200-plus people

01:03:09.900 over there, and we got, I don't know, a bunch of fucking people over here.

01:03:13.660 What's up, Matty?

01:03:15.500 We're going to be grifting even harder.

01:03:18.140 So, wait, where's our brand at?

01:03:19.700 Here we go.

01:03:20.200 So, I wonder if they would accept Wampum.

01:03:23.260 Join the Patreon, because...

01:03:24.700 Also, what happens if you get a speed ticket, and you just be like, I'm just not paying.

01:03:27.740 I'm not going back.

01:03:28.640 Like, what are you all going to do?

01:03:30.000 Like...

01:03:30.360 Nothing.

01:03:30.720 They can't do shit.

01:03:31.400 They'll suspend my license in Georgia, and I'll be like, all right, whatever.

01:03:33.680 Fuck Georgia.

01:03:34.160 You can commit a murder on a fucking Indian reservation.

01:03:36.800 They'll never do anything about it.

01:03:38.380 It's because they're too drunk and high to understand.

01:03:40.640 As long as you're not a member of the tribe, they have no jurisdiction.

01:03:43.160 Fuck off.

01:03:43.420 Here's what I want to do, guys, and this is serious.

01:03:45.800 We want to do the first, like, usually the show goes about two hours, something like

01:03:49.760 that, a little under two hours.

01:03:51.760 We want to do the first hour and a half or so live, and then we're going to cut the stream

01:03:57.300 to YouTube and Rumble and Twitter and everywhere else, and we'll do the last 30 minutes.

01:04:03.620 Dude, the best 30 of the show is the last 30, all right?

01:04:06.740 Yeah, it's usually the funniest.

01:04:08.500 We'll do the last 30 on a closed StreamYard chat.

01:04:13.340 You could be in it if you pay $5 a month or more.

01:04:16.220 We got a bunch of tiers, actually.

01:04:17.420 Let me fucking pull up the tiers, because it's actually kind of interesting.

01:04:20.980 Hell yeah.

01:04:21.500 Here we go.

01:04:22.640 Oh, there you go.

01:04:23.540 Look at that.

01:04:23.980 So we've got Domestic Towerist, Chicken Washer, Comfy Coomer.

01:04:29.300 Comfy Coomer.

01:04:30.420 And there's more, too, if you go down.

01:04:33.480 I don't know if Tyler has this one.

01:04:36.560 Patreon Tower Gang.

01:04:38.460 Look at this.

01:04:39.240 We are unprepared.

01:04:40.000 That's fine.

01:04:40.020 We're officially becoming Jews now.

01:04:43.260 Hell yeah.

01:04:44.200 Become a Jew.

01:04:45.360 This is something that we've seen other podcasts do.

01:04:47.920 It's the world's greatest superpower, man.

01:04:49.500 We got, for $50 a month, you can kill Toad, and literally, we'll...

01:04:53.960 We'll tell you, like, however you want to do it.

01:04:56.460 $100 a month is plasma donor.

01:04:58.920 And for that, Toad would...

01:05:01.740 Cole will go back and actually donate plasma.

01:05:04.740 $100 a month.

01:05:05.800 Man, if anyone actually signs up for the $100 a month, that's fucking crazy.

01:05:11.220 Wait.

01:05:11.420 If someone...

01:05:12.180 Like, I will...

01:05:12.920 You guys won't fucking do it.

01:05:14.020 You won't do it, bitches.

01:05:14.900 Wait.

01:05:16.040 If you sign up for $100, Cole will actually donate plasma to you?

01:05:20.440 That's fine.

01:05:21.240 No, you know what?

01:05:21.900 Fine.

01:05:22.140 If you sign up for the $100 a month, I will donate plasma.

01:05:25.760 And if some way I can get some of it, I will send it to you.

01:05:29.940 And you can have my plasma.

01:05:31.700 But wait.

01:05:32.160 But only for $50 a month they get to murder me?

01:05:34.460 That doesn't seem right.

01:05:35.940 My life is worth more than yours.

01:05:37.440 I think shipping your blood through the postal office is like a felony, probably.

01:05:41.400 It's not all blood.

01:05:42.380 It's plasma.

01:05:43.220 So it's not...

01:05:44.140 There's no way you know how to distill it down to the plasma.

01:05:46.540 What are you talking about?

01:05:47.640 It's not me.

01:05:48.180 I'll go to somebody.

01:05:48.980 Just squish it.

01:05:49.200 Go to Dickie.

01:05:50.820 Dickie will do it for him or something like that.

01:05:53.100 Do you take Doge?

01:05:54.260 Yeah.

01:05:54.620 I don't know.

01:05:55.320 Maybe.

01:05:55.620 All right.

01:05:55.820 Pull up this video, Tyler.

01:05:56.880 I know you got it now.

01:05:58.260 I've seen you.

01:05:58.880 I sent like three things in multiple chats to you, Tyler.

01:06:01.960 Oh, yeah.

01:06:02.520 This is a different one.

01:06:04.080 But this is great.

01:06:04.980 This is...

01:06:05.420 Oh, my God.

01:06:05.540 This is gross.

01:06:06.460 Describe the other one and send it to me.

01:06:09.080 I sent them both of the chats.

01:06:11.500 Okay.

01:06:12.620 This...

01:06:13.260 This is...

01:06:13.860 Who is this to you?

01:06:14.860 This is my mother and my sister.

01:06:17.220 Why you say it's your mother and sister?

01:06:19.360 Because her father raped her to have me.

01:06:23.600 Her father raped her to have you.

01:06:27.600 Yes.

01:06:27.940 So, that's why in the interview you kept saying, this is my sister and my mother.

01:06:32.360 Yes.

01:06:33.320 Is that true?

01:06:36.360 We got resources for y'all, ladies.

01:06:38.540 So, if y'all want to take them, we gave y'all hygiene products.

01:06:42.080 We left money in the bag for you.

01:06:43.360 And we're still going to pay y'all for the interview.

01:06:47.100 I don't know how to make that funny.

01:06:49.240 We left nine-volt batteries in there for you guys.

01:06:51.700 You know what to do with them.

01:06:52.780 Nine-volt batteries.

01:06:53.960 So high.

01:06:55.980 I don't understand.

01:06:57.600 So, that's her mother and her sister?

01:06:59.500 Like, how does that work?

01:07:00.700 Yeah, because...

01:07:01.200 She said her dad raped her to get...

01:07:05.900 Right.

01:07:06.540 So, the woman on the right...

01:07:07.500 That still wouldn't be her sister, though.

01:07:08.860 No, no, no.

01:07:09.380 Yes, it would be because it's her...

01:07:11.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:12.140 It's still her dad's daughter.

01:07:13.660 So, it's her sister.

01:07:14.840 The woman on the right was raped by her father, and the product of that rape is the woman on

01:07:19.600 the left.

01:07:20.160 I've never been good at incest math.

01:07:22.220 I don't know how to do it.

01:07:23.500 I'm great at it.

01:07:24.580 Cool.

01:07:24.880 Yeah, I'm a great expert.

01:07:25.880 Yeah, it was actually...

01:07:27.800 Incest math was like a 200 course in college.

01:07:31.160 Yeah, he's like in Alabama.

01:07:32.120 That's how we learn math in Alabama.

01:07:37.080 No, I mean, like, the funny thing about that is that they were just like, here you go.

01:07:42.320 Here's a goodie bag afterwards.

01:07:44.020 Like, if you look at...

01:07:44.660 They have it like there.

01:07:45.920 It's just like a little...

01:07:46.660 I wonder what they put in there.

01:07:48.000 Like, legit.

01:07:48.340 They gave them Vagisil.

01:07:49.480 Like, he said, cleansing products and a little bit of money.

01:07:54.180 It's like $20, like a George Floyd 20, and a fucking Vagisil to clean up their dirty pussy.

01:07:58.440 Dude, I'm just...

01:08:00.620 It's that $100 bill tract that actually, like, churches give out that, like, looks like a $100 bill.

01:08:05.780 You open it up and just has, like...

01:08:07.360 You find Jesus.

01:08:08.660 There's, like, John 316 on it.

01:08:11.060 I'm just amazed the black father stuck around long enough to rape his daughter.

01:08:15.440 That was a heavy, heavy joke.

01:08:25.540 I can't remember that.

01:08:26.960 By the way, so I found this...

01:08:29.220 These people today here, I'm going to add it back.

01:08:32.820 I just...

01:08:33.460 Great.

01:08:33.760 Like, I've been on a roll with my Instagram.

01:08:36.240 This is toad after fucking...

01:08:37.380 This is something that I...

01:08:40.280 Hey, everybody.

01:08:41.160 Logan Drake here.

01:08:42.680 And I just had an amazing shoot with Tiffany Nagy and Desi Bell.

01:08:48.080 So we had a blast shooting live.

01:08:50.600 All right, guys.

01:08:51.480 Which one would you?

01:08:53.240 Oh, boy, dude.

01:08:55.000 The right.

01:08:55.460 The one on the left looks gross.

01:08:57.520 That haircut on the right is, like...

01:08:59.760 I'm going with Moby.

01:09:02.000 Moby in the middle.

01:09:04.260 Moby in the middle.

01:09:05.620 Chick on the right.

01:09:06.780 I don't know, dude.

01:09:07.600 The one on the left has weird little titties.

01:09:09.480 She looks like a crackhead.

01:09:10.600 I mean, she just looks like an annoying bitch.

01:09:11.680 Well, they both...

01:09:12.480 Well, I mean, I guess the one on the right actually doesn't look like a crackhead.

01:09:15.020 Dude, the one on the right has my stomach.

01:09:16.320 That shit sucks.

01:09:17.900 What do you mean?

01:09:18.320 I might go with the one on the left, man.

01:09:20.200 She's got a better body.

01:09:20.700 But the one on the left has your tits.

01:09:23.140 Yeah, that's true.

01:09:24.360 Yeah.

01:09:25.040 I love myself so much.

01:09:26.760 I want to just fuck me all the time.

01:09:28.420 If you combine them, they are me.

01:09:30.620 That sucks.

01:09:30.900 I'm not so sure that the one on the left is a woman.

01:09:32.900 The tits on the left and the tummy on the right.

01:09:34.100 There's been a couple...

01:09:35.500 Okay, so I'll explain what happened.

01:09:37.060 So I've been on a roll with my Instagram.

01:09:39.380 The head in the middle.

01:09:40.340 My Instagram algo has been feeding me all sorts of just gold.

01:09:45.600 And this is one of them that came up.

01:09:47.740 And I scrolled through and this guy has hundreds of reels like this.

01:09:52.760 He does like amateur porn.

01:09:54.680 And it's just the...

01:09:55.860 Like not one lady in there was above a three.

01:09:58.520 Not one.

01:09:59.200 I scrolled for forever.

01:10:01.160 And it's just all like this where he's like there with them.

01:10:04.820 And he's just like...

01:10:05.960 And I guess they fuck after this.

01:10:07.560 And it's just...

01:10:08.560 But it's this fucking dude somehow is like banging chicks all the time.

01:10:13.160 He's doing all right.

01:10:14.200 Somehow it's called money.

01:10:15.720 Cool.

01:10:16.080 He's paying.

01:10:17.000 I mean like do you think...

01:10:18.200 I mean...

01:10:18.620 Dude, the bitch on the right...

01:10:19.920 I love women that are like...

01:10:21.940 They're not attractive.

01:10:22.980 And then they're like...

01:10:23.520 I'm going to get a chest tattoo above my droopy titties.

01:10:26.380 And then I'm going to do bangs.

01:10:27.620 But I'm going to shave the rest of my head.

01:10:29.340 It's just like...

01:10:29.780 I'm going to fuck everything up.

01:10:32.100 And then I'm going to get into amateur porn.

01:10:34.120 It's like...

01:10:34.800 I go to my barber and I say...

01:10:37.460 Just fuck me up.

01:10:38.160 All right.

01:10:38.780 Just fuck it all up.

01:10:39.680 Just fuck me up.

01:10:41.220 She's also got a neck tattoo that looks like a fucking scar from being...

01:10:44.620 It looks like barbed wire.

01:10:47.720 I think the biggest offense here is...

01:10:50.100 The Air Force Ones that she's wearing...

01:10:52.640 Those are dunk lows.

01:10:53.600 But you can tell that they don't fit her.

01:10:55.340 One of my biggest...

01:10:56.180 They're clean though.

01:10:56.740 This is a New York thing that I got.

01:10:58.820 My biggest thing is when you're wearing these shoes with that type of like fucking flat at the top there.

01:11:04.660 It's going to get creased if they're not the right size.

01:11:06.640 And you can tell they're not the right size by how tight the laces are pulled.

01:11:09.740 Listen guys.

01:11:10.680 For real.

01:11:11.200 Look at this.

01:11:12.100 They're going to be all creased up.

01:11:13.220 It's disgusting.

01:11:14.220 It's disgusting.

01:11:15.120 The worst thing a woman could do.

01:11:16.280 That's the least disgusting thing about this video.

01:11:18.800 I never even watched the whole video.

01:11:20.620 What did you think of the shoot?

01:11:21.920 I had a lot of fun.

01:11:23.240 I think we got kind of messy.

01:11:25.540 We got a little messy.

01:11:26.800 Daisy in particular got very messy.

01:11:28.640 Do it be squirting?

01:11:29.580 Daisy, what did you think of the shoot?

01:11:31.300 I had a really good time.

01:11:32.560 Everything was super fun.

01:11:33.580 I had a great time with you.

01:11:34.980 Always a great time with you.

01:11:36.120 But can we get food now?

01:11:37.720 Oh my God.

01:11:38.660 Oh my God.

01:11:40.140 I had dessert already.

01:11:41.800 But I want food now.

01:11:42.840 Okay.

01:11:43.240 Let's go get food.

01:11:44.440 Bye everybody.

01:11:45.540 I had dessert already.

01:11:46.880 God, I hate these people.

01:11:48.100 Is that chick on the left a midget?

01:11:49.640 Because she definitely has like midget energy.

01:11:52.080 Where did he bring them to?

01:11:53.460 I say nowhere at McDonald's.

01:11:55.460 100%.

01:11:56.100 Oh, that's like a Waffle House.

01:11:58.340 I say Cracker Barrel.

01:11:59.920 No, I think Waffle House.

01:12:00.760 Cracker Barrel is expensive.

01:12:02.320 What?

01:12:02.620 It's got to be Waffle House.

01:12:03.680 That's a classy move.

01:12:04.740 Bringing your whores to Cracker Barrel for a sit down meal.

01:12:09.220 Anything from the menu but skip the gift shop, bitch.

01:12:11.860 He's bringing her to Red Lobster, man.

01:12:20.800 You can get the most for your money at Red Lobster.

01:12:23.920 Dude, I'm going to try to find it because there were hundreds of videos like this.

01:12:28.200 And like, it is like there was one girl.

01:12:29.600 I don't want to watch them.

01:12:30.680 There was one girl that I legit, I looked at Elizabeth because I was showing Elizabeth all of these.

01:12:34.180 Do you guys mind if I just ban her from the chat?

01:12:36.100 Like, I don't even want her in here.

01:12:37.220 She's trying to break up the game.

01:12:38.300 Please.

01:12:39.040 She's fine.

01:12:39.760 Please?

01:12:41.040 Clint says yes.

01:12:42.020 So bad.

01:12:43.240 All right, listen.

01:12:44.200 Creatrix, I know you got a kid on the way and you probably are broke.

01:12:47.460 But if you donate to the Patreon, I won't ban you from the chat.

01:12:51.460 And I'll figure out how to ban you from watching this whole shit.

01:12:53.940 What did I do?

01:12:54.720 What did I do?

01:12:55.860 The grift is strong.

01:12:56.240 You know, I believe you don't know.

01:12:58.920 I believe you that you don't know.

01:13:00.680 But it's sad.

01:13:01.920 You got whatever Toad got.

01:13:03.480 You're born fucked up.

01:13:05.020 Honestly, if I had the power, I would fucking...

01:13:08.280 Even the people that donate to the show, I would kick them out of the telegram if they're

01:13:11.800 on Team Toad.

01:13:12.660 I would just...

01:13:13.420 That's a good...

01:13:14.920 Yeah.

01:13:15.400 I would break it.

01:13:16.100 I care about the movement.

01:13:16.940 I just don't give a fuck about these people.

01:13:19.020 Amen.

01:13:19.380 Yeah, exactly.

01:13:20.020 Like, I would like to go into each of their houses and break their TV, break their cell

01:13:23.980 phones so they can't watch the show either.

01:13:25.620 Can we just add a Patreon level that is like hashtag Team Toad?

01:13:29.740 It's only a dollar, but then you can just never watch Tower Gang again.

01:13:33.000 Like, you pay us and then you just can't watch.

01:13:35.020 I'm good with that.

01:13:35.180 We immediately kick you out.

01:13:36.300 You can send us money and then you can't watch the show if you're...

01:13:38.800 That's actually...

01:13:39.460 All right.

01:13:39.740 But you know, we know you're Team Toad.

01:13:41.820 And then like...

01:13:42.100 Two dollars here, like you do that.

01:13:44.300 You pay extra for Top Lobster merch.

01:13:46.340 Because like with all these other tiers, you get a discount on this shit.

01:13:49.100 No, you pay 20% premium.

01:13:50.920 You don't get to watch the post show.

01:13:52.500 You don't even get to watch the regular show.

01:13:54.080 As a matter of fact, like we know who you are.

01:13:55.780 We'll block you from the chat.

01:13:57.200 Two dollar tier, that's what we're doing.

01:13:58.440 I think there should be a Clint tier and a Toad tier.

01:14:01.540 The Toad tier is like you have to pay $50 if you want to be Toad tier.

01:14:04.500 Yeah, Clint tier, we send you a dollar a month.

01:14:06.800 A dollar a month and then like...

01:14:09.000 Yeah, we pay you.

01:14:10.480 Clint tier is just our Amazon wish list.

01:14:13.200 We'll have a private call with you and we can just talk to you every week and we'll invite you to the chat.

01:14:21.320 That's how...

01:14:21.720 She might be a Noonan.

01:14:22.960 She might be a Noonan.

01:14:23.780 So from her profile picture, it looks really nice.

01:14:28.380 Her profile picture is like from the top, but then somebody's told me that she's kind of like lumpy.

01:14:33.400 So I'm like, that's like very Noonan-like.

01:14:36.700 Like square shaped or something like that.

01:14:39.280 So that's it.

01:14:39.900 You should get that checked out.

01:14:41.480 Lainey's back, hell yeah.

01:14:42.480 You should get that checked out.

01:14:44.200 Yo, did Lainey make an edit?

01:14:45.900 No, Lainey's not back.

01:14:46.800 What's up, Lainey?

01:14:47.320 How you doing?

01:14:47.800 Lainey's back now.

01:14:48.880 We fired Lainey.

01:14:49.840 Cold made an edit.

01:14:51.660 Oh, I did make an edit.

01:14:52.680 All right, run it.

01:14:53.120 Run it.

01:14:53.400 Fuck it.

01:14:54.960 Yo, Lainey.

01:14:59.500 Hello?

01:15:02.800 That bitch just won a congressional seat in New York.

01:15:04.800 I'd like for somebody to answer me.

01:15:06.280 Crammen or Newfoundland.

01:15:08.600 Some people say I'm crazy.

01:15:10.520 If that's true, do you really think fucking with me is a good idea?

01:15:14.720 Hello, everybody.

01:15:15.960 I'm drinking my water.

01:15:17.080 Are you drinking nature?

01:15:18.040 Now, listen, everybody.

01:15:23.640 Pour it up with pouring.

01:15:26.320 Baby, let's move.

01:15:27.660 What?

01:15:29.840 Jesus Christ.

01:15:30.740 What the fuck?

01:15:31.300 What the hell did I just witness?

01:15:33.460 That was a snippet, a small slice into what my Instagram...

01:15:38.140 Wait a second.

01:15:39.440 Are we serious?

01:15:40.600 We didn't even look.

01:15:41.760 I think he's drawing on us.

01:15:42.320 That's amazing.

01:15:42.960 That was a small snippet of what...

01:15:45.560 Real shit, this is the main reason that I've never understood the racism towards black people.

01:15:50.100 Because y'all will just share these videos of black people doing black people shit.

01:15:53.580 And it's funny, but the hatred towards black people broadly has never made sense to me.

01:15:58.860 And the white pride particularly doesn't make sense to me.

01:16:01.240 Because look at these people.

01:16:02.420 Dude.

01:16:02.820 These people are reprehensible on the highest level.

01:16:05.680 I tried to recreate it on Twitter as best as I could.

01:16:11.360 I got 50 to 100 of those type of videos in a row.

01:16:15.580 And I just could not stop.

01:16:16.880 It was just like my Instagram algo was like, here you go.

01:16:20.220 Here is white trash.

01:16:21.420 There is an edit for today.

01:16:24.460 Let's fucking go.

01:16:25.600 I'm excited.

01:16:26.080 We have to play it.

01:16:26.900 Oh my god.

01:16:27.700 I thought Lainey died.

01:16:29.320 I messaged him, her.

01:16:30.380 She, them, they, them.

01:16:31.880 And I was like, hey, how are you doing?

01:16:33.280 Because I know shit went weird.

01:16:35.540 He's like, I'm taking a break.

01:16:37.180 Tower Gang's breaking up.

01:16:38.780 Toad's being gay.

01:16:40.200 And I was like, how are you doing?

01:16:41.360 No answer.

01:16:42.000 I was like, fuck.

01:16:42.640 Maybe Lainey fucking 40% of herself.

01:16:44.860 Yeah, the 40%.

01:16:45.920 Oh, don't you ever even think that.

01:16:49.380 I know.

01:16:49.780 Who would you rather have as a neighbor?

01:16:52.640 The lady with the water seemed pretty nice, actually.

01:16:54.920 She was just like, hey.

01:16:56.000 Oh, I want the Powerade, nigga, dude.

01:16:57.560 That guy's fucking sick.

01:16:59.000 The Powerade, dude.

01:17:00.040 Yeah.

01:17:02.560 The problem is, the problem is like, I don't understand black people.

01:17:06.520 I understand this white person.

01:17:07.280 You understand these white people?

01:17:09.060 Yeah.

01:17:09.760 I don't relate to them at all.

01:17:12.820 No.

01:17:13.200 You never drank a Powerade?

01:17:16.480 Well, I relate to that.

01:17:17.880 But I'm talking about like, the fucking, the, the Downsy looking bitch that's getting choked

01:17:21.860 by her, dude.

01:17:22.420 Like, I don't get that.

01:17:23.500 No.

01:17:23.780 I don't relate to that.

01:17:24.400 I get it.

01:17:25.360 I relate to that bitch more.

01:17:27.200 Because you're a rootless cosmopolitan, Clint.

01:17:28.420 All right?

01:17:29.400 Do you relate to those people?

01:17:30.660 Be honest.

01:17:31.100 Hell yeah.

01:17:31.760 A little bit.

01:17:32.240 Yeah.

01:17:32.680 Well, I mean, I understand why Cole would, but.

01:17:34.800 I relate to the Downsy chick.

01:17:37.200 Yeah, well that, all right.

01:17:38.420 No, by the way, the one with the girl with the, okay, so I just want to explain this.

01:17:41.840 The one, like, it was kind of weird in the middle of the girl getting her choked out.

01:17:45.340 It was a video, and she had it, like, and it said, my boyfriend when he gets horny.

01:17:50.160 And it just showed him going up, grabbing her throat, and then it just says, I'm in danger.

01:17:54.080 And that was the video.

01:17:55.720 And it was, I was like, holy shit.

01:17:58.640 There was a, you know, it's funny because, like, there's attractive people that do that,

01:18:01.640 and I'm like, makes sense.

01:18:03.100 And then I see them do that, and I'm like, you should just put them in the fucking show.

01:18:06.880 Get her out of here.

01:18:07.660 Get her out of here.

01:18:08.700 Oh, no.

01:18:09.760 Shut up, Randy.

01:18:11.840 I hate Toad.

01:18:14.140 Spell her name right at least, damn it.

01:18:16.440 Edit.

01:18:17.100 No.

01:18:18.000 Yeah, edit.

01:18:18.400 Here we go.

01:18:18.880 I'm so excited.

01:18:20.120 I'm so excited.

01:18:21.400 We got to a point where I was like, we'll never have an edit again.

01:18:23.640 And you know what?

01:18:24.000 I'm okay with it.

01:18:24.600 What he's done for us in this show.

01:18:27.160 It's beautiful.

01:18:27.940 It's been amazing.

01:18:28.460 It's beautiful.

01:18:29.260 But here we go.

01:18:29.620 Something with the sound.

01:18:30.500 Let me, uh, god damn it.

01:18:32.100 Yeah, it's off.

01:18:32.680 Oh, god.

01:18:32.980 I saw it right there.

01:18:34.100 It just, it had a little mute button on it.

01:18:35.880 This is going to be tremendous.

01:18:36.820 That'll do it.

01:18:37.380 I, yeah.

01:18:38.620 What if it's a huge piece of shit?

01:18:40.320 Like, I actually didn't see.

01:18:41.280 Just drop the deuce right on us.

01:18:43.800 Dude, his last, um.

01:18:45.080 It's like, fuck you guys.

01:18:45.920 His last edit that we had, like, a couple episodes ago was one of the best things I've ever seen.

01:18:49.860 There's a mute.

01:18:50.360 You see that mute button right there on the bottom left?

01:18:52.120 It's right there.

01:18:52.560 Unmuted.

01:18:52.980 Just unmute.

01:18:53.760 It's grayed out.

01:18:56.840 You're going to have to, like, screen share or something like that.

01:18:59.020 I don't know.

01:18:59.980 Unless, what a troll.

01:19:02.200 He sent us an edit with no music.

01:19:04.240 No sound.

01:19:04.580 No sound at all.

01:19:05.980 Just to, it's just, it's.

01:19:08.040 He's like, oh, you think you're going to quit the show?

01:19:10.240 I'm going to fuck your whole lives up.

01:19:11.620 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:19:12.780 He's, like, perfecting his art for me.

01:19:14.500 He's like, listen, I don't even need sound to, like, to wow you guys.

01:19:16.920 Look at these cheap bitches.

01:19:18.420 Just watch it and play Darude and just go.

01:19:20.060 Guys, if you're watching Tower Game.

01:19:21.940 It's not going to ruin the show.

01:19:22.240 What are you talking about?

01:19:22.900 Guys, if you're watching Tower Game right now, take your phone.

01:19:25.400 Scan the fucking little QR code in the corner and give us money.

01:19:28.260 It's not going to ruin Tower Game.

01:19:29.340 It's going to make it better.

01:19:30.500 Yeah, man.

01:19:31.280 We could fucking hire Lainey and, like, go uber viral and have 20,000 people watching this right now.

01:19:36.660 Yep.

01:19:37.640 Instead, we have four of you guys.

01:19:38.580 We don't need any more nigger big shots.

01:19:40.760 Toad's dying soon.

01:19:42.500 Maybe off the show.

01:19:43.860 Nigga!

01:19:45.200 I don't know what's going on.

01:19:46.580 If you are dancing and sliding and gliding, nigga.

01:19:50.180 I mean, Nick Negro.

01:19:51.100 I've never seen that before.

01:19:54.600 I just popped a bean and I'm on a helicopter.

01:19:57.320 God damn.

01:19:58.860 Holy shit.

01:20:00.460 Fuck yeah.

01:20:01.740 Hold on, let me do that.

01:20:03.060 How was that?

01:20:03.480 I just popped a bean and I'm on a helicopter.

01:20:06.940 I don't want to do shit unless I'm with my partner.

01:20:10.040 The whole reason I'm here is because I'm high as fuck off of Tamiflu.

01:20:12.960 I just want to fuck.

01:20:15.480 Michelle Obama.

01:20:16.560 I'm a farmer.

01:20:17.360 I'm a farmer.

01:20:17.400 Okay, what's happening now?

01:20:18.680 What's happening now?

01:20:19.360 I don't want to.

01:20:19.640 High as fuck.

01:20:21.020 So.

01:20:21.320 Are we kicking him out or what?

01:20:22.340 What's going on here, guys?

01:20:23.460 Yes.

01:20:26.060 We all love my niggas.

01:20:27.380 Let the feelings out.

01:20:29.060 I won't stop to every nigga.

01:20:30.680 Nigga first say out.

01:20:31.860 Nigga, nigga.

01:20:33.060 Fuck he say I push him in his mouth.

01:20:35.640 Hey, remember when Janet Jackson had her titty out?

01:20:38.660 Hey, remember when Rihanna had her titty out?

01:20:41.700 I just told the truth.

01:20:45.720 I liked it.

01:20:46.120 It's a fact.

01:20:46.400 But also, I think that libertarianism is headed towards Satanism.

01:20:49.020 Or we can do something different.

01:20:50.260 We can treat people with empathy and compassion.

01:20:52.920 And also, so are Jews.

01:20:54.800 Nah, man.

01:20:55.880 I'm a Jew.

01:20:56.440 I've been on the bean kick then.

01:20:58.820 The bean kick then.

01:20:59.980 And also, Dave's a Jewish libertarian.

01:21:01.720 And also.

01:21:02.340 The bean kick then.

01:21:03.620 I hope so wrong with your bitch and her friends.

01:21:07.060 The bean kick then.

01:21:08.540 The bean kick then.

01:21:10.180 The bean kick then.

01:21:11.980 The bean kick then.

01:21:13.460 The bean kick then.

01:21:15.120 The bean kick then.

01:21:16.580 The bean kick then.

01:21:18.200 The bean kick then.

01:21:20.040 The sun set so pretty.

01:21:21.660 The bean kick then.

01:21:23.960 Guess we're going to check on the niggers.

01:21:29.780 I liked it.

01:21:31.140 I liked it.

01:21:31.780 Was that Franco at the end?

01:21:34.300 Who were those dictators at the end?

01:21:36.180 It was Franco and somebody, wasn't it?

01:21:37.420 Was it Mussolini?

01:21:39.760 I don't think so.

01:21:40.760 I wasn't paying.

01:21:41.240 I saw Hitler and then I don't even know who else was there.

01:21:43.180 We don't even know.

01:21:44.000 This is how fraudulent we are.

01:21:46.380 We don't even know.

01:21:46.880 Sorry.

01:21:47.380 All the blood rushed to my penis.

01:21:49.120 That's Mussolini right there.

01:21:51.200 Hell yeah.

01:21:52.120 I'm not familiar with him.

01:21:53.460 Who's that?

01:21:54.320 I don't know that guy.

01:21:55.660 Italian dictator.

01:21:57.560 Yeah, Mussolini?

01:21:58.380 Yeah.

01:21:59.000 That's Freddie Mercury.

01:21:59.880 That's not Mussolini.

01:22:01.160 Yeah, that was some gay dude.

01:22:03.360 That looks like Franco.

01:22:04.280 That's Mussolini.

01:22:04.580 Who does?

01:22:05.340 That's Mussolini.

01:22:05.880 Man, can I just say, all these dictators, the drip that they have, and it's something that

01:22:19.380 we're missing on Tower Gang.

01:22:20.500 Fucking drip, dude.

01:22:22.020 I feel like we should dress like dictators.

01:22:23.260 Dude, if we're missing drip, you're the merch guy.

01:22:25.720 That's 100% on you.

01:22:27.320 We should hire Hugo Boss, the designer.

01:22:30.040 By the way, this shirt is...

01:22:31.160 You know I'm sponsored.

01:22:33.440 He tried to play one and he did.

01:22:36.120 That shirt is sick, dude.

01:22:37.560 This is fucking sick.

01:22:38.780 I say we make Toad be dripped out every episode.

01:22:41.600 You know that one profile pic you used to have with the purple suit?

01:22:44.940 Make him wear that every fucking episode.

01:22:47.300 Instead of a hat that says Milk Sommelier on it.

01:22:51.140 I got the fucking drip right now, man, from Flapper.net or whatever.

01:22:54.200 You're wearing a fucking hoodie.

01:22:56.780 We're not sponsored by Flapper.net.

01:22:58.640 We're sponsored by TopLobster.com, you fucking retard.

01:23:01.660 This guy is sloppy.

01:23:03.420 You're sloppy just like that fat bitch that you were kissing at Porkfest.

01:23:06.520 And then you're going to go ahead and make excuses about this?

01:23:09.960 Incredible.

01:23:10.980 Step your game up, Toad.

01:23:12.100 We need you to be better.

01:23:13.440 The reason this show is not taking off is because of you.

01:23:15.480 Because you come here dressed in fucking hoodies every day.

01:23:18.600 In fucking your Milk Sommelier.

01:23:20.300 I don't even know what Flapper.net is and you keep saying that shit.

01:23:23.300 It's incredible.

01:23:24.540 It's like you hate us.

01:23:26.460 So I'm your river about that.

01:23:31.280 My game is certainly on point.

01:23:33.240 I'm over here wearing a fitted shirt, motherfucker.

01:23:35.220 Toad, you see me?

01:23:36.920 I lost 10 pounds.

01:23:38.420 Sure, sure, I was sick and I was in bed for fucking a week.

01:23:41.080 Sure.

01:23:41.600 But I lost 10 pounds.

01:23:43.800 Yeah, and Top went into the gym and Jose works outside, I guess.

01:23:49.760 Look, I'm going to go get violently ill, dude.

01:23:53.960 I'm going to go, I'm going to fuck some dudes.

01:23:55.460 I'm going to get AIDS and then I'm going to lose fucking weight.

01:23:58.580 That'd be dope.

01:24:00.280 Yeah, do it.

01:24:01.040 You should do that.

01:24:02.540 Everyone is making gains.

01:24:03.740 Seriously, I'm going to get not more Jack than Cole.

01:24:07.660 I think you're kind of goofy looking.

01:24:09.080 But I'm going to get in better shape than you.

01:24:11.460 Watch.

01:24:11.660 You're going to see I'm going to have mad veins.

01:24:13.080 I'm going to just start wearing the stringer tank tops that you wear and I'm going to aggravate

01:24:16.680 you because you're going to see all the striations and the fucking veins.

01:24:20.600 I'll fucking cut down to like 160.

01:24:23.100 I'll fucking get ripped.

01:24:24.700 I'll get fucking crazy ripped.

01:24:26.340 Except for Toad.

01:24:27.620 Just like just then.

01:24:28.520 I did.

01:24:29.600 I was really close.

01:24:30.380 I think I was really close to convincing Elizabeth to let me do steroids.

01:24:33.360 Like really close.

01:24:34.600 I don't think you're ready, honestly.

01:24:36.860 I don't think.

01:24:37.520 I'm probably not ready.

01:24:38.580 I mean, I don't know what the ready means.

01:24:40.260 Like I see it more as like a shortcut rather than like.

01:24:44.700 Anybody notice how much Raven looks like Mike Perry?

01:24:50.120 Yeah.

01:24:51.040 Platinum Mike Perry?

01:24:51.720 Bro, it's crazy.

01:24:52.740 Oh, I know who that is.

01:24:53.580 Wait, no.

01:24:53.840 Same energy, too.

01:24:55.240 Yeah.

01:24:55.660 Like exact same energy.

01:24:57.080 Like have they ever been in the same room at the same time?

01:25:00.520 I have no idea who this is.

01:25:02.100 I don't know who Mike Perry is.

01:25:03.320 Hey, Tyler, pull up Mike Perry bare knuckle highlights.

01:25:07.560 You'll see who he is.

01:25:08.760 This dude's a fucking.

01:25:09.360 Oh, I think I know who you're talking about.

01:25:10.800 Yeah, yeah.

01:25:11.400 Oh, yeah.

01:25:12.020 He kind of.

01:25:13.280 Oh, shit.

01:25:14.700 All right.

01:25:15.600 I see it.

01:25:16.140 I feel like.

01:25:16.580 Yeah, he could definitely like it.

01:25:18.240 Now, didn't top.

01:25:19.740 Didn't you post a video the other day of a guy that looked just like Raven that he was

01:25:25.720 like saying.

01:25:26.440 What video was that?

01:25:29.960 Yeah, I did.

01:25:30.580 That's Mike Perry.

01:25:31.800 Oh, it was Mike Perry.

01:25:33.560 I'm looking for right now.

01:25:35.480 I was like, that guy looked just like him.

01:25:38.180 And he was doing some.

01:25:39.820 Was he was he fighting?

01:25:40.920 Yeah, that's right.

01:25:41.420 He was fighting.

01:25:42.640 I'm never going to bring up one of the.

01:25:44.700 Videos in the tower gang production chat.

01:25:47.100 There's a there's one about mangoes.

01:25:48.820 It's pretty good.

01:25:49.660 Could you guys please please put in there the black guy getting hit by a van?

01:25:53.040 Yeah.

01:25:53.640 I don't know where that is.

01:25:54.960 Yeah.

01:25:55.120 I don't know where that is.

01:25:55.920 I texted it to you.

01:25:56.980 I would like to see it because it involves a black person getting hurt.

01:26:00.640 Oh, he isn't.

01:26:01.880 Oh, yes.

01:26:02.300 This this one.

01:26:02.900 Yeah.

01:26:03.020 This looks just like Raven.

01:26:04.420 This actually just.

01:26:05.280 This is.

01:26:05.300 This is.

01:26:06.340 That's his energy.

01:26:07.400 It's Raven energy.

01:26:09.440 Nigger.

01:26:11.480 My nigger now, motherfucker.

01:26:15.520 Wait a second.

01:26:17.240 Does.

01:26:17.500 Does wearing a crown just make somebody yell nigger?

01:26:20.620 Yep.

01:26:21.360 Okay.

01:26:21.740 Yeah.

01:26:22.420 Yeah.

01:26:22.700 It's legally.

01:26:23.480 That's legally speaking.

01:26:24.460 Literally.

01:26:24.920 The monarchy was toppled because of that.

01:26:27.080 It also.

01:26:27.780 It also permits you to say whatever you want to because you have the crown.

01:26:31.260 Yeah.

01:26:31.400 Who's going to stop you.

01:26:32.200 Yeah.

01:26:32.480 You're the king.

01:26:33.920 I'm the fucking king.

01:26:34.500 King says what he wants.

01:26:35.400 Yeah.

01:26:35.680 I'm going to say whatever the fuck I want.

01:26:37.440 This black guy gets hit by a van and he explodes.

01:26:41.440 There we go.

01:26:42.100 That's the one I was talking about.

01:26:42.540 This is not it.

01:26:44.040 That guy's rich.

01:26:45.080 You don't care about the rain blowing.

01:26:47.140 You don't care about the noise of the birds singing.

01:26:49.940 You don't care about the suffering of the dogs in the streets.

01:26:52.880 You don't care about the smell of freshness.

01:26:56.620 You don't care about how sweet a mango is.

01:27:01.020 A mango is not just a mango.

01:27:03.200 A mango is like telling me when I have a mango, I am loved by somebody.

01:27:11.380 That is greatness.

01:27:13.720 Yes.

01:27:14.600 Okay.

01:27:15.140 Callback.

01:27:15.820 This is a hard callback.

01:27:17.360 Point on shrooms.

01:27:18.600 Was that just the latest Scambino video?

01:27:20.680 That's for real me.

01:27:22.000 Like that's how I am.

01:27:23.580 That's a hard callback to Owen Benjamin.

01:27:26.100 I think the first time he was on the show, he was saying that blacks are so fucking unhinged

01:27:30.260 because they're in the projects around all this concrete.

01:27:32.580 He's like, you got to grow mango trees.

01:27:34.440 You remember that?

01:27:35.120 When he said that shit?

01:27:36.200 Yeah.

01:27:36.540 He literally said mango trees.

01:27:38.880 Then you see this video and this dude is fucking, he's like, the mangoes.

01:27:43.040 That's how you know you're loved.

01:27:44.800 You nailed it.

01:27:45.500 You've been loved by somebody.

01:27:48.680 It's in their blood.

01:27:50.040 Oh, this guy's.

01:27:51.320 Was that dude Jamaican in that video?

01:27:53.380 You probably got one of these.

01:27:54.540 Oh yeah?

01:27:55.100 I got one of these.

01:27:56.100 Fuck you and drop dead, nigger.

01:28:09.560 That guy is hilarious.

01:28:13.780 That guy, I'm pretty sure he dresses up like the Joker and then does the same shit.

01:28:17.540 It's so fucking funny.

01:28:18.960 It's so joyous until he says the hard E-R and then I'm like, aww.

01:28:22.580 This is also, I also remember the pancake trees over the mango trees.

01:28:25.820 But then you realize they deserved it.

01:28:27.920 Like they really did in that situation.

01:28:29.720 They did point a gun at him.

01:28:30.720 It did feel hard.

01:28:31.320 Yeah, they were like talking shit.

01:28:32.780 I think, I think, I disagree.

01:28:34.920 I think they needed love in that moment.

01:28:36.420 I don't think there was a more appropriate time for the hard E-R.

01:28:37.800 They needed some mango in their life.

01:28:39.940 So you're telling me that you identify, you identify more with those people than with the

01:28:44.500 white guy with the power raid or the white girl getting choked out?

01:28:47.660 I'm not saying I identify with any of them.

01:28:48.960 I'm just saying that they need love.

01:28:50.700 They need mango.

01:28:51.120 You'd rather live around.

01:28:51.880 If they had a mango, then they would know that somebody loves them.

01:28:54.180 Maybe they wouldn't have a fucking gun on a live stream for no fucking reason.

01:28:56.980 I want to live around every one of those.

01:28:59.180 I'd rather not live around any of them.

01:29:00.480 Are you kidding me?

01:29:01.440 Dude, look, hold on.

01:29:03.540 Top's making it sound like it's a slam dunk that you would want the fucking white wall-eyed

01:29:08.020 nigga that's screaming fucking power raid.

01:29:09.960 That dude strips the copper out of your fucking walls when you're asleep.

01:29:13.920 Yeah, he does.

01:29:14.580 Yes.

01:29:15.920 He does.

01:29:16.980 So it's not a slam dunk which you want to live around.

01:29:19.960 I'm not saying you want to be around the dudes with the fucking clips and all that.

01:29:23.680 Probably not a good idea either.

01:29:25.900 That guy's drinking cocaine out of a power raid bottle.

01:29:29.180 I want to be around what your mom's house calls the cool guys.

01:29:33.040 And there is – I saw a lot of cool guys.

01:29:35.400 No, you do not want to be around a cool guy.

01:29:37.400 I want to be around a cool guy.

01:29:38.100 He will rape your wife.

01:29:39.140 No, no, I don't think they rape.

01:29:41.980 I don't think cool guys rape.

01:29:42.760 Oh, I think they do.

01:29:44.380 No, no.

01:29:44.940 They don't need to rape.

01:29:45.740 The coolest guys rape, okay.

01:29:47.540 The coolest – yeah.

01:29:50.420 No, because all the cool guys do is they're asking for pussy.

01:29:54.060 They're just – they're like –

01:29:55.060 Bro, you don't understand the energy that's emanating off of these dudes.

01:29:58.340 These dudes are rapists.

01:29:59.880 When you get to peak cool, you don't ask, all right?

01:30:03.120 You take.

01:30:04.280 So you just take it.

01:30:05.840 That was implied, all right?

01:30:09.540 I mean at the apex, you're right.

01:30:11.620 You don't have to take.

01:30:12.320 They just give it to you.

01:30:12.980 But that's not what we're talking about.

01:30:14.880 The whole cool guy reference from your mom's house is like dudes who have rape vibes.

01:30:20.260 That's really what they're saying.

01:30:20.980 They're not rapey vibes.

01:30:22.580 Yes, they are.

01:30:23.860 You don't pick up on it.

01:30:25.260 No, they're creepy vibes.

01:30:26.560 It's just creepy because they're just like, I want some pussy.

01:30:29.420 I want some love.

01:30:30.420 They just keep asking for pussy.

01:30:32.320 That's what they do.

01:30:33.040 And if you don't give it to them, they'll take it.

01:30:35.960 And they're all like old fat dudes too.

01:30:38.160 And there's a lot of videos of like old guys just sticking their tongues out for no reason.

01:30:43.760 Oh, shit.

01:30:45.180 I'm going to be a cool guy.

01:30:47.500 Is this the one?

01:30:47.920 Oh, God bless.

01:30:48.900 All right.

01:30:49.100 So this guy just robbed.

01:30:51.580 By the way, look at the URL at the bottom, deathaddict.com.

01:30:55.960 Yo, this guy just robbed somebody so you don't have to feel bad.

01:31:00.880 Go ahead.

01:31:01.200 Hell yeah.

01:31:01.540 What's crazy is this is shared by Juanita Broderick.

01:31:05.340 Yeah.

01:31:06.780 It was.

01:31:07.800 Speaking of rape.

01:31:08.460 Which, by the way, she follows me.

01:31:09.860 Jesus.

01:31:14.000 Oh.

01:31:16.080 Yo, yo, yo.

01:31:16.720 Look where the van goes.

01:31:17.520 Oh.

01:31:20.160 He's okay.

01:31:21.320 There was a different one I saw.

01:31:23.000 Oh, my God.

01:31:24.200 Do you think his IQ went up or down from that hit?

01:31:28.440 It remained the same.

01:31:29.940 No, actually.

01:31:30.660 He got a lot cooler, though, because his pants dropped down even further.

01:31:34.480 Yeah.

01:31:34.980 Play that again, because I missed the initial impact.

01:31:38.400 You should just walk it off.

01:31:39.360 No, I'm joking.

01:31:39.900 I just want to see a black person get killed again.

01:31:41.580 Play it again.

01:31:42.820 No, he's not killed.

01:31:43.860 He's fine.

01:31:46.680 Where's he running from?

01:31:47.740 Oh, my God.

01:31:49.620 Dude, that is like, he's a rag doll in that moment.

01:31:53.140 And does the guy stop?

01:31:55.260 Yeah.

01:31:55.480 Look how he's like, he's like, my brakes, my brakes, I don't want to put too much stress

01:31:59.580 on the brakes.

01:32:00.320 Yeah, please, please, 0.25 this for us.

01:32:03.940 What country is it?

01:32:06.160 Jamaica.

01:32:06.860 0.25.

01:32:07.640 It's Jamaica?

01:32:08.680 Okay.

01:32:09.380 Oh, my God.

01:32:11.500 Oh, jeez.

01:32:16.780 By the way, never, they didn't move at all.

01:32:20.500 Like, they didn't turn their wheel or anything.

01:32:22.460 They were like, keep going straight.

01:32:23.780 Just don't even.

01:32:24.420 They're like, oh, that's weird that there's a speed bump on the freeway.

01:32:27.240 Jeez.

01:32:27.560 Oh.

01:32:31.060 Honestly, he might be alive.

01:32:33.460 No, Joe Brown said shoes came off.

01:32:35.540 He's dead.

01:32:38.400 That's the law.

01:32:40.420 That's the law.

01:32:42.140 I'm trying to find.

01:32:43.160 There's another video.

01:32:44.100 I thought you were talking about a different video that I saw this week, which was a guy

01:32:48.480 that also got hit by a van, but, like, exploded.

01:32:51.480 Like, he, like, got hit, and he was just, like, poosh.

01:32:54.420 Have you ever seen the video of the dude that just, like, he casually tosses a hand grenade

01:32:58.960 into this other dude's car, and the guy closes the door, and the whole car just fucking blows up?

01:33:03.880 That shit's nuts.

01:33:04.640 I think we played it on here.

01:33:05.580 We played it on the show.

01:33:06.520 What always, you know, really gives me tremendous joy is the video of the Pajits just getting

01:33:13.860 blasted by trains.

01:33:15.660 What is up with them in trains, dude?

01:33:17.300 I don't know, dog.

01:33:19.540 It's like they're autistic about it.

01:33:20.860 It's like how black people can't hear the beep.

01:33:22.420 They can't hear the train.

01:33:23.860 Which is crazy.

01:33:24.680 It's way worse.

01:33:25.500 It's so much worse.

01:33:26.340 It's such a bad thing to not be able to hear.

01:33:27.940 I think the smell is so bad, it takes out their hearing.

01:33:31.720 I think that's what it is.

01:33:33.420 Their bodies are shutting down functions because...

01:33:37.620 Dude, the Pajits, for real, have, like, a fucking gravitational pull to the front of

01:33:42.620 a train.

01:33:43.340 Like, they can't avoid it.

01:33:45.220 It's like whenever a phone comes out, they have to, like, it's like, that's when that

01:33:49.360 happens.

01:33:50.740 Like, because it's always a video of them getting hit by a train.

01:33:53.600 Then they do this shit, too, where they, like, just pile on it.

01:33:57.940 I think once you get north of a billion people, the value of a human life diminishes so much

01:34:03.120 that you actually stop caring about being alive, too.

01:34:06.660 I think that's right.

01:34:08.320 I have no point to live.

01:34:09.660 I'm just one of...

01:34:10.420 Yeah.

01:34:10.780 There's, like, there's so many of us.

01:34:12.060 Who gives a fuck, right?

01:34:12.860 Is a billion the line on that?

01:34:15.500 Yeah.

01:34:15.760 No, I think a billion.

01:34:16.600 Yeah.

01:34:16.760 A billion's the dividing line?

01:34:17.780 Because, like, in China, they don't give a fuck.

01:34:19.880 They don't give a fuck.

01:34:20.900 Yeah, you just launch a thousand people into a wall.

01:34:23.460 They don't care.

01:34:24.040 Whatever.

01:34:24.440 Whose life has less value?

01:34:25.700 An Indian person or a tranny?

01:34:28.780 An Indian person.

01:34:29.820 An Indian person.

01:34:30.500 Okay.

01:34:30.820 A tranny's usually white.

01:34:32.400 Look at these dudes.

01:34:33.180 Look at them.

01:34:34.900 It's like they can't figure it out.

01:34:37.360 It shows you normal.

01:34:41.820 Oh, no.

01:34:42.840 No!

01:34:45.540 Oh, my God!

01:34:47.480 The whole train hit him.

01:34:52.420 Yeah, bro.

01:34:53.720 Wait, wait, wait.

01:34:54.340 Hold on.

01:34:55.020 When it pauses.

01:34:55.760 That shooting shot right there.

01:34:56.840 I'm pretty sure...

01:34:57.400 Oh.

01:34:58.800 He survived.

01:35:00.280 No fucking way.

01:35:01.220 That's...

01:35:01.540 That's crazy.

01:35:04.040 Me, myself, and my selfie.

01:35:04.860 The study shows that India has the highest number of selfie deaths in the world.

01:35:10.900 They look like everybody's big.

01:35:11.940 Dying.

01:35:12.700 This...

01:35:12.980 How is that a fucking...

01:35:15.940 Pakistan, number two at nine.

01:35:19.200 Water-related casualties.

01:35:20.960 Pakistan has another issue with fucking dolphins, apparently, too.

01:35:23.720 They've raped a species to do, like, non-existence.

01:35:25.060 That was crazy.

01:35:25.980 I saw that today.

01:35:27.180 Wait, Pakistan has oceans?

01:35:29.480 Yeah.

01:35:29.880 Yeah, I know.

01:35:30.880 So, Pakistan has a thing where they're fresh water dolphins.

01:35:33.700 Where, like, these, like, young baby dolphins, apparently their vaginas are pink and, like...

01:35:38.940 Can you bring up that vagina?

01:35:41.320 Don't bring up a dolphin's pussy.

01:35:43.820 Please do.

01:35:44.520 Please, time it.

01:35:45.580 I'm just not gonna look, because I gotta skip it.

01:35:47.940 So, Pakistanis have raped the Indus River pink dolphin species to near extinction.

01:35:52.860 They rape these dolphins.

01:35:53.700 Wow.

01:35:53.720 I'm just a bunch of fucking cool guys.

01:35:55.700 Holy shit.

01:35:56.340 Because when they're young, they have small pink vaginas resembling a woman's that they

01:36:00.640 apparently find...

01:36:01.520 See, Jose gets it.

01:36:03.060 Irresistible.

01:36:03.580 If they're cool guys, they're rapists, just like I said.

01:36:06.540 It's possibly the only species raped by humans from near extinction.

01:36:10.080 Listen, man.

01:36:11.220 If you're a real one, then you actually take their bottlenose and shove it up your ass.

01:36:16.900 Dude, that is so crazy.

01:36:18.180 They find it irresistible.

01:36:19.940 Like, what a weird justification for these packies.

01:36:23.300 What are they doing?

01:36:24.480 Imagine if they had bobs and the vagine.

01:36:26.400 They might just leave women all together.

01:36:29.140 No, this petition is six years old, five years old, and they couldn't get the amount of signatures

01:36:33.980 that they needed.

01:36:34.900 They're still like a thousand short.

01:36:37.580 Please stop raping dolphins.

01:36:41.320 Oh my god.

01:36:42.160 No bullshit.

01:36:42.960 You can find entire montages of Indians just getting clipped by trains over and over and

01:36:47.960 over and over and over and over.

01:36:49.520 They don't give a fuck.

01:36:50.900 Wait, they're raping the dolphins to death?

01:36:53.280 Yes.

01:36:54.180 Yeah.

01:36:54.660 How do you do that?

01:36:55.480 I feel like it's a baby dolphin, so they're probably putting their penis in it, and then

01:37:02.940 it literally starts bleeding and dies.

01:37:05.700 Does the smell just knock them out?

01:37:07.100 That's awful.

01:37:08.020 It is weird.

01:37:08.820 Are you really asking if an Indian can smell a dolphin pussy?

01:37:11.880 Because they're mammals.

01:37:13.400 No, no, no.

01:37:13.860 Does the smell of the Pakistani person knock the dolphin out?

01:37:17.860 Oh, it might kill it.

01:37:18.820 Yeah, that's true.

01:37:19.400 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:37:19.940 It might be.

01:37:20.500 It's a fair thesis.

01:37:21.080 What do you think is more prevalent?

01:37:24.080 The Indians getting hit by trains or the Asians getting caught in lathes?

01:37:29.540 Oh, the lathes one or something.

01:37:31.880 They can't help themselves.

01:37:34.480 Wait.

01:37:35.380 Oh, my God.

01:37:36.000 Oh, just.

01:37:37.480 Bro.

01:37:38.200 Wait, what ethnicity are these people?

01:37:40.300 These are Chinese people.

01:37:41.360 Chinese people get caught in lathes.

01:37:42.540 So the same way that Indians are attracted to, like, getting hit by trains, Chinese people

01:37:48.700 are attracted to having industrial, like, accidents.

01:37:52.920 Accidents.

01:37:53.680 Yeah.

01:37:54.100 It happens so much that they have, like, do you remember?

01:37:57.680 Dude, it happens so much in China that they actually put up suicide nets.

01:38:02.740 Yeah, yeah.

01:38:03.140 Well, yeah.

01:38:03.860 And then also, but they do it so much that they also make animated videos of telling people

01:38:09.120 what not to do.

01:38:10.700 Oh, those are my favorite videos on the internet.

01:38:12.400 Those are the best videos ever because it just shows the guy.

01:38:14.140 They'll be like, oh, this guy is just, like, he is standing on a stack of, like, beams or

01:38:18.800 something like that.

01:38:19.180 I mean, that's the one cool thing about America having our industry hollowed out is that, like,

01:38:23.960 we don't have any of those videos anymore.

01:38:25.680 Are those, like, PSAs?

01:38:26.940 Yeah, dude, all these countries, yeah, like, the abos have the PSA.

01:38:28.540 All the PSAs now are all gay and about, like, no sexual harassment at, like, your workplace.

01:38:33.520 Or, like, respect pronouns, some gay shit like that.

01:38:36.300 Yeah, that's what we're gay.

01:38:36.600 Instead of, like, hey, don't put your hand in the machine crusher, like, thing.

01:38:41.880 Stay away from the lathe.

01:38:43.040 We don't have lathes.

01:38:43.920 We don't actually produce anything here.

01:38:45.840 Yeah, we need, uh, don't stuff petrol from a can, that type of thing.

01:38:49.300 God, I love fucking, you know, is it weird how racist I am towards aboriginals?

01:38:54.260 Or is it, like, does it make sense to you guys?

01:38:56.420 No, I mean, that's probably the most sense, honestly.

01:38:58.420 It makes sense because you don't really ever go in on the obvious black one, but aboriginals

01:39:02.660 are just such an easy punching bag that you, and it's, like, it's not controversial for

01:39:06.780 you to take that stance.

01:39:08.180 Right.

01:39:08.380 So you're able to get away with it.

01:39:09.240 It's safe.

01:39:10.000 It's safe racism.

01:39:11.020 By the way, you don't have to worry about your, shut up, Toad, you don't have to worry

01:39:13.220 about offending your Jewish masters, so.

01:39:16.300 I feel like Jewish people probably wouldn't like it that I'm so mean to the aboriginals.

01:39:20.780 I think the abos were the most resistant in Australia to the COVID shit, by the way, though.

01:39:26.980 You know what's crazy?

01:39:27.940 I'm just going to say this.

01:39:29.220 So we started the show at, uh, we had $13 a month on Patreon.

01:39:34.500 Now we have $22.5 a month.

01:39:37.000 I expected a lot more.

01:39:38.640 We're not going to end the show until there's fucking more.

01:39:41.080 So, actually, will that actually make them?

01:39:44.120 That seems like a, that seems like they were like, yeah, yeah, do it, bitch.

01:39:47.240 Like, keep giving us content.

01:39:48.540 Yeah, that's not a good idea.

01:39:49.640 Yeah, no, that, yeah.

01:39:53.180 Where is that video?

01:39:57.000 The chat summary.

01:39:58.060 Viewers are watching a viral video of a man jumping off a building and landing on a moving

01:40:01.780 car's windshield.

01:40:03.360 He didn't jump off a building.

01:40:04.940 They're discussing whether he survived and poking fun at him for attempting such a dangerous

01:40:08.820 stunt.

01:40:10.160 So, wait, are we going to use these for video chapters?

01:40:14.160 What?

01:40:14.340 That's cool as shit that it can do that.

01:40:16.480 Yeah, it is.

01:40:17.000 I mean, it's kind of scary.

01:40:17.740 It's also going to get us instant banned for what we're talking about.

01:40:21.020 Oh, yeah, for sure.

01:40:22.700 Yeah, we have to delete it.

01:40:24.500 That means that we're probably going to be off YouTube soon, I guess, specifically on

01:40:28.220 Rumble.

01:40:28.920 But until they start, like, insta-banning us, we'll...

01:40:32.040 Let them actually ban us first.

01:40:33.960 We go until we get banned, all right?

01:40:35.840 We don't fucking...

01:40:36.700 We're not going to just leave.

01:40:38.900 We'll just...

01:40:39.620 Yeah, just say the AI got it wrong.

01:40:42.640 I really think our logistical, like, only leaving one up works, but then Toad forgets

01:40:47.040 all the time and leaves them up, so...

01:40:48.860 But...

01:40:49.180 And nothing happens, so I feel like we're good.

01:40:51.240 I got it.

01:40:51.860 I think we're good.

01:40:52.440 We're down to one right now.

01:40:53.320 Do you guys think I should pretend like I'm a flaming homosexual when I have Ron Paul

01:40:56.680 on the show?

01:40:57.600 Yes.

01:40:58.040 You're having Ron Paul on the show?

01:40:59.480 Yeah.

01:40:59.700 Yeah, but Sacha Baron Cohen already did that, right?

01:41:02.940 In Peru now.

01:41:04.120 Ask him about the Jews.

01:41:07.680 Ask him to comment on the Massey thing.

01:41:10.000 I mean, like, he was a part...

01:41:11.080 I mean, like, did they have those AIPAC dudes, like, back then?

01:41:14.540 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:41:15.300 Oh, I'll ask him that for sure.

01:41:16.720 Yeah, that seems pretty, like, crazy.

01:41:18.620 And I'll just be like, do you think that, like, Jews worship the devil, or, like, what's

01:41:21.640 up?

01:41:21.920 Yeah.

01:41:22.280 Like, do you think...

01:41:22.900 No, it'll be like, are you against the Jews because they like abortions?

01:41:25.800 And then, like, see how, like, they just mess up with them.

01:41:28.080 Like, because that'll fuck with them.

01:41:29.460 I'll just show him that picture, and that's all we're going to talk about.

01:41:32.880 I only got him for half an hour.

01:41:33.760 We're going to just talk about that picture the entire time.

01:41:37.180 Dude, why does it look like David Cross staring at a red cow's ass?

01:41:41.100 It's so strange.

01:41:42.480 Because they all look the same.

01:41:43.640 Yeah, they all look the same.

01:41:45.440 This is completely...

01:41:46.440 It's kind of on topic, but my...

01:41:48.500 So I was with my grandpa yesterday, and he was a missionary, and he went to China, and

01:41:52.740 he went up to the Forbidden...

01:41:53.900 Like, the Holy...

01:41:54.900 Or...

01:41:55.540 Where the Forbidden City is at?

01:41:57.180 Forbidden City, yeah.

01:41:58.020 It's not the Holy City.

01:42:00.180 The Heavenly City.

01:42:01.620 So it was, like, Heavenly City.

01:42:02.820 The Forbidden City is in the Heavenly City.

01:42:04.760 But he said that there was a place in there where...

01:42:07.500 You said missionary, and I'm wondering if my wife's still up.

01:42:10.100 But continue.

01:42:10.720 Jesus Christ.

01:42:13.400 So he said...

01:42:14.400 This is more for top, but he said...

01:42:18.760 So this is in China, and, like, you know, back from the 1300s, he said he was with the

01:42:22.620 guide, and there was a single, like, road, like, path that went up, and it went to three

01:42:28.120 altars.

01:42:28.940 And on each side of the path, there was two other paths.

01:42:30.620 And they said this is the path of the one true God.

01:42:32.560 And the emperor and his, like, prime minister would walk on the two paths beside it, and

01:42:39.940 no one walked in the middle.

01:42:40.720 Please tell me the story gets good soon.

01:42:41.780 And I know this is just more, like, because it's talking about the red heifer.

01:42:44.280 They go up to the first altar, and they sacrifice a red heifer.

01:42:47.460 Then they go up to a second...

01:42:48.640 They go up to three different altars, sacrifice a red heifer at each one of them, and then

01:42:52.420 he goes up to the Forbidden City and claims that the one true God has forgiven all their

01:42:56.340 sins.

01:42:56.860 And this was in fucking China, and they did it for centuries.

01:42:59.300 And I just thought that was fucking really interesting, and I didn't even know about it.

01:43:06.140 Important question for you guys.

01:43:07.660 Do you...

01:43:08.300 So the Chinese have four times our population, give or take.

01:43:11.640 Yes.

01:43:11.900 I feel like I could easily take on four Chiners.

01:43:14.700 Do you guys think you could take on four Chiners?

01:43:17.300 This is the crazy thing about, like, because...

01:43:19.940 Yes, I do.

01:43:20.800 But also, because, like, go back through Chinese history, and, like, anytime, like, you'll be,

01:43:25.780 like, this guy, like, this king had a disagreement with this king.

01:43:28.640 200 million people died.

01:43:30.260 Like, that's literally, like, their whole history, and they still have billions of people.

01:43:34.220 Like, it's stupid how many people...

01:43:35.400 Like, I don't know what they're doing.

01:43:37.560 Like, for...

01:43:38.140 They'd be fucking, dog.

01:43:39.520 They'd be fucking.

01:43:40.220 A lot.

01:43:40.760 I'll take, like, two of them, maybe.

01:43:42.820 Why do you think there's so many Indians?

01:43:44.660 Because, like, they smell bad.

01:43:47.640 They're, like, addicted to trains.

01:43:50.200 Like, why are there so many of them?

01:43:52.360 Well, they're also addicted to pussy.

01:43:54.380 Because they rape.

01:43:55.480 Like, all they care about is pussy.

01:43:57.300 Like, every time they're doing something, it's all about getting pussy.

01:43:59.820 That's true.

01:44:00.220 They're singular-minded.

01:44:01.840 They're definitely all about the boobs and...

01:44:03.200 Or bobs and vajines.

01:44:04.020 Yeah.

01:44:04.340 Where I think, in the U.S., we're not all about bobs and vajines.

01:44:06.560 I think I'm into...

01:44:07.080 We're more about ass, and that's kind of a weird thing.

01:44:09.080 I think that's why...

01:44:10.480 Maybe because we're all about ass, we don't fuck as much.

01:44:13.500 We just, like, keep...

01:44:14.320 Just, I don't know.

01:44:15.540 Yeah, maybe that's part of the depopulation agenda, is to make us totally into asses so that we...

01:44:21.080 Yeah.

01:44:21.580 Can't reproduce.

01:44:22.080 We'll start a serious podcast.

01:44:25.140 I would actually, dude, if I...

01:44:26.440 I would start a podcast with my grandpa if I could.

01:44:29.320 He was a replacement missionary.

01:44:31.600 He went to...

01:44:32.140 Oh, he won't be around long enough.

01:44:33.420 No, he's gonna die soon.

01:44:34.520 He's, like, 85.

01:44:38.940 Cole's gonna leave an antifreeze out for him.

01:44:43.260 Exactly.

01:44:44.420 The Jews want you to fuck ass.

01:44:47.420 There we go.

01:44:48.060 That's the end of the episode, guys.

01:44:49.000 What if you could reproduce, but the kid came out brown?

01:44:53.380 Maybe that's how Mexicans exist.

01:44:55.500 You guys ever think about that?

01:44:57.800 I think...

01:44:58.840 I mean, a lot of people did, like, believe that there were kids that white people did come from...

01:45:03.140 What are you talking about?

01:45:04.660 You're actually talking about, this is an Aleister Crowley thing.

01:45:06.680 That's a butt homunculus.

01:45:08.300 That's where they say the moon child's supposed to come from.

01:45:11.420 It's all, like, anal sex stuff.

01:45:12.760 Those Hispanics are butt homunculus.

01:45:14.560 Is that what you're saying?

01:45:15.120 Yeah, so maybe Mexicans are homunculi.

01:45:16.920 Homunculi.

01:45:18.860 Yeah, homunculi.

01:45:20.020 It's very possible they'll mow you on.

01:45:21.540 The baby comes out brown because you fucked the ass.

01:45:23.680 I get it.

01:45:24.600 They're anal homunculi.

01:45:25.980 Look, I'm not gonna end this show on a fucking denouement.

01:45:29.980 We're going hard in the paint.

01:45:31.360 Fuck you.

01:45:31.760 On a what?

01:45:33.300 On a low point?

01:45:34.540 No, what was that?

01:45:35.160 I never heard that before.

01:45:36.160 Denouement.

01:45:37.740 Denouement.

01:45:38.300 Bro, you're dropping some knowledge on us today.

01:45:41.600 Like, was that the word of the day for you?

01:45:43.260 I know things that you guys can't even possibly comprehend.

01:45:48.360 I really like, here's the problem.

01:45:50.720 I heard Douglas Murray say this once.

01:45:53.580 We're stuck with Toad again, and we're, so we don't have David, but I really like the ending of the show where he shows us a fight, and then we talk about who he is.

01:46:04.400 That was fun.

01:46:04.760 That actually was really good.

01:46:05.920 That was fun, yeah.

01:46:06.720 It was good for Juneteenth, too.

01:46:08.980 It's hard to do without David and with Toad here, specifically.

01:46:15.520 I'd like to, yeah, I don't know.

01:46:17.120 Should we end it on a fight video?

01:46:18.640 No, no.

01:46:19.000 End it on my other clip.

01:46:20.820 I had, like, I posted another clip also that ended pretty well because I thought it was funny.

01:46:25.440 If you could pull it up, Ty.

01:46:25.940 All right, guys, we're going to up the production value next week and actually have content prepared, but once we get our clip chat situation figured.

01:46:32.100 So I quote tweeted it.

01:46:33.320 What clip?

01:46:33.840 Get back in the chat.

01:46:34.860 The one you showed earlier, I quote tweeted that with another one, just so, like, it's the same.

01:46:39.220 It's just a quote tweet of that tweet.

01:46:42.440 Is this what you were talking about, Clint?

01:46:43.700 This is how you give instructions to our producer.

01:46:46.780 You go, I tweeted something, then I quote tweeted something.

01:46:49.080 No, no, no.

01:46:49.400 Go find the quote tweet of that thing.

01:46:51.000 It's the tweet that he showed the video of.

01:46:52.420 It's that tweet.

01:46:53.280 The quote tweet of that tweet is the only one.

01:46:54.980 Yeah, my point is, why don't you just drop it in the production, Chad?

01:46:57.360 I was going to find it.

01:46:58.220 I was just off the top of my head.

01:46:59.280 Guys, you could be watching this, but you could be paying for it.

01:47:05.500 You could be paying for this.

01:47:07.760 Every dollar you give us ups our production value by .001%.

01:47:12.300 Clint, what was that word, and what does it mean?

01:47:18.020 Let me actually look up the definition.

01:47:20.420 The denouement is like the part of a play, movie or narrative, in which the strands of the plot are drawn together and matters are explained or resolved.

01:47:29.940 Right, but then you still need to end with the resolution.

01:47:33.140 You're not using it correctly.

01:47:33.980 There is no fucking resolution.

01:47:35.820 It's the part between the climax and the resolution.

01:47:38.840 Yeah.

01:47:39.640 Yeah.

01:47:40.040 I mean, it's essentially the resolution.

01:47:42.800 We don't have a resolution because we don't have enough videos of black people fighting, and this is on all of us.

01:47:48.860 Right.

01:47:49.540 I sent it to you, Tyler.

01:47:51.000 No!

01:47:52.060 I sent the video of the downed Jew.

01:47:54.720 I like that.

01:47:54.920 No, no, no.

01:47:55.760 I love that guy.

01:47:56.280 We're going to end it on my video.

01:47:58.560 Guys, kill that music.

01:48:00.200 I wanted to show this to as many people as I could.

01:48:02.420 I wanted it so bad.

01:48:04.080 It's looking, listen, I didn't play the music.

01:48:05.820 I don't know who's doing it.

01:48:06.800 That just means we're leaving, guys.

01:48:08.260 Sorry.

01:48:08.680 No, no, he's got it.

01:48:09.380 He's got it.

01:48:09.980 Oh.

01:48:10.360 He's got it?

01:48:11.280 Yeah, this is it.

01:48:13.240 Hold on.

01:48:13.680 Go back.

01:48:14.060 Go back.

01:48:14.480 Go back.

01:48:14.920 It's not that you didn't start at the beginning.

01:48:17.440 Troll.

01:48:19.640 I fucked around and drank some unsweet tea.

01:48:27.840 Eating some beans.

01:48:29.100 This is like the girl that, uh, that toe chisped, by the way.

01:48:31.900 I don't know what that last thing was.

01:48:57.500 That's, that's like the perfect topic.

01:48:59.540 Is it that hard to find a video of black people fighting so we can talk about it?

01:49:04.180 No, that's perfect right there.

01:49:05.180 That's how you end it.

01:49:06.040 That's, uh.

01:49:06.380 No, I hated that.

01:49:07.420 I really hated that.

01:49:08.420 I don't even know what we just saw.

01:49:08.800 It made me feel like you, Cole.

01:49:10.880 I don't understand what we just witnessed.

01:49:12.740 I like that, I like that I hear Jose laughing and that gives me some sort of, like, respite

01:49:17.760 knowing that at least Jose finds it funny.

01:49:20.200 That's not a denouement.

01:49:21.240 You don't know what you're doing.

01:49:22.600 That's so perfect for me.

01:49:24.080 That's so perfect for me.

01:49:25.520 I love it.

01:49:26.120 That did not tie this episode together.

01:49:27.260 There was no.

01:49:28.800 That's it.

01:49:29.700 That's it.

01:49:30.060 We're calling it.

01:49:30.860 It's over.

01:49:31.620 You guys fucked up.

01:49:33.160 You guys fucked up.

01:49:34.720 And now we have to wait a week to do it better.

01:49:37.120 Look, Clint might be off the show.

01:49:38.880 I mean, this is a whole.

01:49:39.960 That was perfect.

01:49:41.020 That was a perfect video.

01:49:42.240 That's.

01:49:42.780 Look, all of you.

01:49:43.360 A lot of knows.

01:49:43.940 We should not be fucking letting Cole do anything.

01:49:46.380 Perfect videos.

01:49:47.860 It's weird because I've always wanted Cole to contribute more, but then when he does,

01:49:50.940 I'm like, this sucks.

01:49:52.400 You asked for this.

01:49:53.840 Those are bangers, dude.

01:49:55.940 I like them.

01:49:56.340 It's crazy stuff.

01:49:57.920 And all of them, if you looked at them, like, the likes on them were, like, under a thousand.

01:50:01.520 Like, I found, I found these, like, mint condition.

01:50:04.800 This is funny.

01:50:05.900 This is like, these are mint condition.

01:50:09.380 And it's not, it wasn't like it was reposted by another, like, oh, cringy, like, uh, like

01:50:14.280 Instagram thing.

01:50:15.460 This is, this is exactly what Christina Pazzynski does.

01:50:18.480 She goes, no one's seen this, so therefore it's good.

01:50:21.340 No, no one's seen it and it hasn't gone viral because it's terrible.

01:50:24.860 All right, guys, we're out of here.

01:50:26.120 Cole, you're done.

01:50:27.620 See you later, guys.

01:50:29.140 We're out.

01:50:30.140 Peace out.

01:50:31.520 Okay, by the way, I just want to say, when they send me videos, it's like, and then they

01:50:40.460 talk about it, it's like, I say you a thing of a guy in a mango.

01:50:43.900 Well, that's, maybe title it better.

01:50:45.920 Help me out a little bit.

01:50:47.560 Tower Gangster of the Week was Michael Heiss.

01:50:49.480 He was on with Top Lobster and David.

01:50:51.940 Go check that out.

01:50:52.880 It was fantastic.

01:50:54.100 You gotta love those kind of things.

01:50:55.580 Remember, we're shutting down the locals.

01:50:58.320 Go to Patreon.

01:50:59.460 Join us over there.

01:51:00.180 We'll get this shit figured out at some point.

01:51:02.640 We'll keep going through there.

01:51:04.260 Toad did not go on Timcast, so we don't worry about that.

01:51:07.120 Cole, two and a half takes.

01:51:08.180 I think he's reviving it with El Popo.

01:51:11.080 Dave Smith was on with Nephilim Death Squad.

01:51:13.140 I haven't caught up with a lot of these things, so let's just skip here to the end.

01:51:16.340 Next week, we've got Dave Smith on.

01:51:19.100 And as always, take care.

01:51:21.000 It's the Tower Power Hour, slut.

01:51:23.060 It's the Tower Power Hour, bitch.

01:51:24.740 No way, Jose.

01:51:26.180 Liberty Lockdown.

01:51:27.420 Welcome to the Tower Power Hour, bitch.

01:51:29.880 Reed.

01:51:32.500 Cole.

01:51:34.100 Top Lobster.

01:51:35.440 And Toad.

01:51:36.800 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:51:39.220 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:51:40.920 Liberty Lock is truth, eh?

01:51:42.720 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose.

01:51:45.380 Toad is sick.

01:51:46.160 No way, Jose.

01:51:47.180 The Tower Power Hour, slut.

01:51:48.920 They made Dave Smith all his,

01:51:50.440 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:51:52.960 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:51:56.880 They speak courage, you sped, sped.

01:51:58.840 More than Rogan, you fed.

01:52:00.340 You fed.

01:52:00.860 Truth, Bob, Weather, Tim, Cass, Ho-Tap.

01:52:03.400 More offensive, LOS, no disrespect.

01:52:06.440 More offensive than LOS, no disrespect.

01:52:08.740 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:52:11.640 They made Dave Smith all his,

01:52:13.620 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:52:15.920 That's all folks

Tower Gang - June 27, 2024

Ep 183 - Horsejew Theory

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