Tower Gang - July 04, 2024


EP 184 - To Kvetch a Predator

Topics
masturbation Coomer puns pickup artist stuff kvetching kill pedos Dr. Drew and Edward Tower black barbershop etiquette negro leagues stats comparison tower gang
Hosted by
Clint Russell Cole Toad Tyler (Janke) Jose Galison TopLobsta Layne
Mentioned
Danielle Smith Carl Goldstein Lainey Habermack Dick Trickle Josie Dude Mark Norman Nadeau Chris Hansen Joe Rogan Ron Paul Luis J. Gomez Charlie Murphy Kumtai Kensei Mitch Hedberg Dennis Rodman Eddie Murphy Jesus Christ Matt Reif Olakumpo and 83 more
Ep 183 - Horsejew Theory Ep 185 - Dildo Mystery Box w⧸ The Raven

Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 28 minutes

Words per minute

205.89

Word count

18,245

Sentence count

2,294

Harmful content

Misogyny

109

sentences flagged

Toxicity

994

sentences flagged

Hate speech

182

sentences flagged


Summary

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On today's episode of the Liberty Lockdown, the boys talk about their favorite fast food restaurants, the importance of starting with the feet, and why you should skip the pussy. Also, a new segment has been added to the show and it's called the "Low With the Feet" segment.

Transcript

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00:00:12.340 Hashtag make a play.
00:00:15.040 What else? 0.94
00:00:16.380 This is retarded. 1.00
00:00:17.140 This is retarded. 1.00
00:00:18.080 This is retarded. 1.00
00:00:19.320 Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00
00:00:21.260 Retarded. 1.00
00:00:21.800 What's up, retards? 1.00
00:00:25.800 I want to listen to music from the hood. 0.94
00:00:27.760 I don't ever want to step foot in it.
00:00:29.580 Yes.
00:00:29.920 Right. 0.64
00:00:32.220 I've been reprying for another one, and in the background of mine, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby. 0.86
00:00:37.720 But it would be so cool.
00:00:39.220 And I'm like...
00:00:39.800 You and your down...
00:00:44.180 Nah, that's a good point. 1.00
00:00:45.860 He didn't fuck his mom. 1.00
00:00:47.320 He just had his dick in her. 1.00
00:00:52.260 Why are we talking about f*** on this show? 1.00
00:00:54.220 What? 0.99
00:00:57.160 Oh, that's too far.
00:00:59.600 I'm asking you a question.
00:01:02.420 I'm asking you a question.
00:01:03.500 Start.
00:01:04.820 Whoa, with the feet. 1.00
00:01:06.060 Skip the pussy. 1.00
00:01:07.240 Skip it. 1.00
00:01:07.900 It's not what this show is about.
00:01:09.320 What was the wind condition on that dive?
00:01:16.960 It was crazy.
00:01:17.660 It was no attempt.
00:01:18.660 Like, how do you prevail in that attempt?
00:01:22.560 I don't understand.
00:01:24.500 Anyways, Clint Russell hosts the Liberty Lockdown. 0.66
00:01:26.400 I interviewed f***ing Dr. Ron Paul today.
00:01:28.560 Comes out middle of 4th of July tomorrow. 0.87
00:01:31.220 I am f***ing thrilled out of my mind.
00:01:32.720 The libertarian Joe Biden. 1.00
00:01:34.720 Slut. 1.00
00:01:35.020 You think I won't shock no more until the vocal cords don't work in the throat no more? 0.99
00:01:38.840 Sorry, guys.
00:01:39.700 Now, go ahead.
00:01:40.040 God, anybody actually also say, like, the only thing I do from the intro now is I just
00:01:44.040 go, low with the feet. 0.96
00:01:45.560 And like this every time.
00:01:47.580 Low with the feet.
00:01:48.540 I like how my voice is modified in the intro for that, so it sounds really low and like
00:01:55.700 masculine and sexy.
00:01:56.920 It's like Barry White saying that.
00:01:59.000 My darling, I gotta start low with the feet, baby. 1.00
00:02:02.860 What's this low with the feet shit? 1.00
00:02:04.040 What are we even talking about? 1.00
00:02:04.980 I don't even know the reference. 1.00
00:02:06.120 You old b***h. 1.00
00:02:07.000 It's in the intro. 0.99
00:02:07.420 It's in the intro.
00:02:09.060 I don't remember it.
00:02:10.000 We don't say low with the feet.
00:02:11.700 Yes, it does.
00:02:12.440 Oh, my God.
00:02:13.040 We're not playing the intro again.
00:02:14.420 We're playing the intro again. 1.00
00:02:16.760 This shit is retarded. 1.00
00:02:18.180 It's retarded. 1.00
00:02:19.280 It's retarded. 1.00
00:02:19.340 It's retarded. 1.00
00:02:19.360 It's retarded. 1.00
00:02:19.740 It's retarded. 1.00
00:02:20.180 It's retarded. 1.00
00:02:20.860 It's retarded. 1.00
00:02:21.560 It's retarded. 1.00
00:02:22.100 What's up, retards? 1.00
00:02:26.320 I want to listen to music from the hood. 0.94
00:02:28.180 I don't ever want to step foot in it.
00:02:29.920 Yes.
00:02:30.220 Right.
00:02:32.540 I've been reprying for another one. 0.92
00:02:34.760 And in the background of mine, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby. 0.88
00:02:37.960 But it would be so cool.
00:02:39.540 And I'm like, Cole, you and your down...
00:02:44.560 What are you doing?
00:02:45.540 Good point. 1.00
00:02:46.160 You didn't fuck mom. 1.00
00:02:46.900 He just had his dick in her. 1.00
00:02:52.560 Why are we talking about f*** on this show? 1.00
00:02:54.860 Whoa. 0.99
00:02:57.500 Oh, that's too far.
00:02:59.920 I'm asking you a question.
00:03:04.000 Start.
00:03:05.200 Whoa, with the feet. 1.00
00:03:06.440 Skip the pussy. 1.00
00:03:07.540 Skip it. 1.00
00:03:08.240 It's not what the show is about.
00:03:10.680 Okay.
00:03:11.040 I saw both of y'all in the go.
00:03:14.420 Oh, that's where it is.
00:03:16.600 I was like...
00:03:17.420 I thought it was like an elaborate troll that you had game planned before I logged on.
00:03:21.360 Because I was like...
00:03:22.100 He did not say low with the feet.
00:03:23.720 There's no one that says low with the feet.
00:03:25.280 What?
00:03:25.620 I can't believe you missed that this whole time.
00:03:26.680 He said you start low with the feet.
00:03:28.220 Yeah.
00:03:28.500 That's why you're unsuccessful with women, Clint.
00:03:31.580 Because you've got to start low with the feet.
00:03:33.900 That's why.
00:03:34.840 You've got to start low with the feet.
00:03:36.240 It's working out great for you.
00:03:37.660 Name another show that within the first three minutes we play the intro twice. 0.92
00:03:42.260 Wait, are you telling me you legit start out with feet sucking right off the bat? 1.00
00:03:45.360 The shit is retarded. 1.00
00:03:46.100 The shit is retarded. 1.00
00:03:46.840 Do not, do not, no, no. 1.00
00:03:51.320 I think...
00:03:52.440 Apparently people do not hear this.
00:03:54.580 For real, Tog. 1.00
00:03:55.120 Would you...
00:03:56.120 I've listened to this a million times and never heard it.
00:03:57.700 See? 0.99
00:03:58.380 Like, I knew you'd like to skip the pussy. 1.00
00:04:00.680 Like, that's the emphasis. 1.00
00:04:02.100 The low with the feet.
00:04:03.020 I had no idea.
00:04:04.760 It is bizarre.
00:04:05.760 I think it got too low.
00:04:06.720 I think we put it too low.
00:04:07.860 Maybe you should like...
00:04:08.720 I feel like this is a Mandela effect, bro.
00:04:10.480 It is.
00:04:11.020 It's a Mandela effect.
00:04:12.020 And this is Nephilim desk watch.
00:04:13.460 Oh, there we go.
00:04:14.100 Mandela's show.
00:04:14.740 Oh, my God.
00:04:16.700 Was it?
00:04:17.520 But the low with the feet part, you interrupted me mid... 1.00
00:04:21.360 I don't want to say coitus because I'm skipping the pussy. 1.00
00:04:24.440 So I'm not in the pussy yet at that point. 0.99
00:04:26.400 But you stopped me like mid... 0.99
00:04:28.740 Mid-Fabio.
00:04:29.600 Mid-process there.
00:04:31.020 Yeah, mid-Fabio.
00:04:32.120 You got to start low with the feet.
00:04:34.240 But that's after...
00:04:35.740 I think at first...
00:04:36.800 And it goes like this too.
00:04:37.780 I made it go from left to right to left to right.
00:04:40.780 So it has like this jarring effect.
00:04:42.460 It's like low with the feet, feet, feet.
00:04:43.760 Yo, what do you do?
00:04:45.040 I've never heard it before.
00:04:46.060 I was like, wow.
00:04:46.200 Now everybody thinks I'm a foot guy.
00:04:47.880 Oh, I think the transfer made me not pay attention.
00:04:50.460 Or I'm just waiting for the punchline. 0.99
00:04:52.340 I'm waiting for the skip the pussy line. 1.00
00:04:53.940 So I don't even hear it. 0.98
00:04:54.740 Toad, what would you do with the feet?
00:04:56.120 I would love to know.
00:04:57.680 Because you're starting there.
00:04:59.000 What are you doing? 1.00
00:05:00.040 You're starting there to work your way up to the pussy. 1.00
00:05:03.280 What are you starting there for? 1.00
00:05:05.340 To build anticipation.
00:05:06.700 What are you doing to them?
00:05:08.180 I feel like he tickles.
00:05:09.360 I feel like he just like...
00:05:10.320 Why is he not answering the question?
00:05:12.700 What are you doing to the feet?
00:05:14.700 You're kissing the feet.
00:05:16.020 You're kissing the feet.
00:05:16.780 Okay.
00:05:17.120 Where do you kiss the feet at?
00:05:18.180 Do you start with the toes?
00:05:19.220 You go as low as you can.
00:05:20.120 Start with the toes or the heel?
00:05:21.200 Which one's lower?
00:05:21.880 What are we doing?
00:05:24.320 You want to start with the heel.
00:05:26.240 You've got to build up to the toes, right?
00:05:27.840 Because the toes are a little bit more...
00:05:29.140 Build up to the toes.
00:05:29.860 What are you doing to the heel?
00:05:31.360 The toes are a bit more sensitive.
00:05:33.180 What are you doing to the heel?
00:05:37.020 I'm skipping it to some extent.
00:05:38.640 I'm not a huge fan of the heel.
00:05:39.800 Scratching your back with the calluses. 1.00
00:05:42.480 You're skipping the pussy and the heel. 1.00
00:05:44.000 This is fucking fascinating. 1.00
00:05:45.060 Skip the heel. 0.99
00:05:45.900 What do you do?
00:05:47.380 Tell us the whole thing.
00:05:48.500 Yeah.
00:05:48.860 Like, lay it on me. 0.99
00:05:49.620 I want to know what the fuck you're going to do to the feet. 1.00
00:05:50.980 Do you give attention to each and every toe? 0.99
00:05:53.840 Or are you just like a big toe guy?
00:05:55.440 Are you like a pinky toe guy?
00:05:57.560 I'm autistic, man. 0.99
00:05:58.800 And then sometimes I fuck up. 0.99
00:06:00.680 When I go for the toe, sometimes I fuck up and I'm a dislocator toe. 0.99
00:06:04.700 Just like I did to mine. 0.87
00:06:06.360 Did you see that segue he tried to do?
00:06:08.760 Incredible.
00:06:09.380 What an awful segue.
00:06:10.660 He just goes, this little piggy?
00:06:12.900 This little piggy?
00:06:13.800 Yeah, I know. 0.82
00:06:15.020 Are you trying to put as much of her foot in your mouth as possible? 1.00
00:06:18.040 Are you deep throwing that fucking... 1.00
00:06:19.800 That dog? 1.00
00:06:21.220 But also...
00:06:21.900 Answer the question.
00:06:22.960 Also, the other thing.
00:06:23.660 Maybe he's just by starting low with the feet. 1.00
00:06:25.780 He's talking about his penis needs to touch every part of her body before it touches her pussy. 1.00
00:06:30.240 So he's like... 1.00
00:06:30.840 Ladies in the chat. 1.00
00:06:31.180 He's just rubbing his penis all over and he starts fucking their feet. 1.00
00:06:34.640 And then he's like, okay, now I'm going to fuck you. 1.00
00:06:35.840 Hold on. 1.00
00:06:36.240 Ladies in the chat.
00:06:36.960 Ladies in the chat.
00:06:37.480 I'm so autistic. 1.00
00:06:38.340 My penis needs to enter every fucking pore. 1.00
00:06:40.400 This guy has to tell a bad joke before I say this. 1.00
00:06:42.420 Ladies in the chat, if you liked a little bit of suck on toe action, let us know. 1.00
00:06:47.260 Because I have no idea. 0.98
00:06:48.460 And I've been known to put a foot or two in my mouth at some occasion.
00:06:52.800 I don't know if it's even warranted.
00:06:54.700 No one's ever mentioned anything. 1.00
00:06:56.860 You're fucking lying to us. 1.00
00:06:58.320 There's no way. 1.00
00:06:58.960 Straight up. 0.99
00:06:59.720 You straight suck toes? 1.00
00:07:01.620 Well, sometimes. 0.99
00:07:03.040 If you haven't... 0.99
00:07:03.920 If you haven't, like, you may be gay. 0.98
00:07:06.640 He meant metaphor. 1.00
00:07:07.280 Spit on that thing. 1.00
00:07:08.300 Yeah.
00:07:08.820 Yeah.
00:07:09.620 Hawk toe.
00:07:10.300 Right on the feet.
00:07:11.480 Spit on that thing. 1.00
00:07:11.940 Right on the feet. 1.00
00:07:13.460 He has kicked a pussy right. 1.00
00:07:14.260 Dude, that was quick. 1.00
00:07:15.080 That was quick.
00:07:15.760 He was right there with the hawk toe.
00:07:17.820 Hawk toes.
00:07:18.580 Hawk toes.
00:07:19.640 Hawk toes.
00:07:20.740 Hawk toes.
00:07:22.540 Oh, good. 0.99
00:07:23.660 That's fucking nice. 0.99
00:07:24.920 Right on the feet. 0.99
00:07:25.880 But the feet, you're using the feet to work up to the legs. 0.77
00:07:28.960 You pay a little more attention to the legs.
00:07:30.840 I've already gone through all this.
00:07:32.080 I know, no, no.
00:07:32.580 I understand.
00:07:33.280 But every time you say it, you're just describing the body part.
00:07:36.560 What are you doing?
00:07:37.820 Yeah.
00:07:37.920 He just goes...
00:07:38.920 He's just like...
00:07:39.480 Yeah, and you're singing, you know, the foot bones.
00:07:41.420 He's yada-yada-ing over what he actually does.
00:07:44.060 You're right.
00:07:44.520 You're right, Cole.
00:07:44.960 He's yada-yada-ing the actual details.
00:07:48.160 Because he just says, pay attention to.
00:07:51.760 Honestly, I think he might just stare at them.
00:07:53.820 He might just actually just, like, autistically... 0.94
00:07:56.040 So you start by jerking off and just staring at their feet. 0.97
00:07:59.100 But you start with the heels. 0.99
00:08:00.560 But you just...
00:08:01.160 You don't like that a lot.
00:08:02.200 So you move your eyes pretty quickly to the toes.
00:08:05.180 And you slide up the ankles. 1.00
00:08:06.420 You skip the pussy. 1.00
00:08:07.320 You keep jerking off, though. 1.00
00:08:08.240 You keep jerking off. 1.00
00:08:09.240 You skip it. 1.00
00:08:09.760 You don't look at the pussy. 1.00
00:08:10.560 You don't even look at it. 1.00
00:08:12.000 What are you doing to them?
00:08:14.220 I mean, this is a...
00:08:15.020 If you're rubbing them, that's actually not a bad move.
00:08:17.120 If you're, like, doing a body rub and working your way up,
00:08:19.320 and then by the time you get up to the back,
00:08:21.620 they're all horned up by that point.
00:08:23.060 I think that's already establishing her dominance, though, 1.00
00:08:26.820 if you do that.
00:08:27.840 If you go that route.
00:08:28.380 Is that a good thing?
00:08:28.960 If you go, like...
00:08:29.640 If you go, like, not.
00:08:29.700 If you go, like...
00:08:30.340 Wait, I like Clint's, like...
00:08:31.420 That is, like, the tried and true American's lady. 0.97
00:08:33.900 Clint's anti-foreplay.
00:08:35.520 No, no, no.
00:08:36.140 Foreplay is different.
00:08:37.820 Massaging someone's foot is...
00:08:39.200 Massaging someone's foot is servile.
00:08:41.180 He's, like...
00:08:41.900 Oh, that's true.
00:08:42.940 Because in the Bible,
00:08:44.000 In the Bible,
00:08:45.680 Jesus, to appear as a servant,
00:08:47.720 washed his disciples' feet.
00:08:49.320 So that's a servant thing to do.
00:08:50.980 So if you're actually...
00:08:51.680 Hold on.
00:08:52.220 It's crazy.
00:08:53.360 It's crazy because I'm looking at Clint right now.
00:08:55.440 Right, I'm not doing that. 0.99
00:08:56.880 Clint, the type of nigga, 1.00
00:08:57.840 to not do foreplay. 0.99
00:08:59.820 He is.
00:09:00.160 And all of his...
00:09:00.680 That's...
00:09:01.000 And the girl... 0.96
00:09:01.520 It probably just makes your girlfriends crazy. 1.00
00:09:03.240 Oh, yeah.
00:09:03.700 He's like,
00:09:04.080 I think you just should be ready.
00:09:05.820 They love it.
00:09:06.440 They love it.
00:09:07.080 You should just...
00:09:07.840 You should just be ready for me. 1.00
00:09:09.560 I go, my dick's hard. 1.00
00:09:10.980 Your pussy better be wet. 1.00
00:09:11.860 Or it's just, like, it's going in. 1.00
00:09:13.100 I've never...
00:09:13.960 Honestly, I've never even understood this concept of, like,
00:09:16.400 oh, you've got to get them warmed up.
00:09:17.700 Like, no, you don't.
00:09:18.400 They're warmed up.
00:09:19.240 Clint does the opposite. 1.00
00:09:23.040 He does the complete opposite of skipping the pussy. 1.00
00:09:25.640 He doesn't even... 1.00
00:09:27.060 Like, he only focuses on the pussy, 1.00
00:09:29.040 and that's it. 1.00
00:09:29.960 Terminally single and rich.
00:09:31.540 That's what it looks like.
00:09:33.220 I can't wait until, like,
00:09:34.560 the one day where he does, like, 1.00
00:09:35.920 meet a dry pussy, 1.00
00:09:37.260 and he's just... 1.00
00:09:38.080 He is absolutely... 0.94
00:09:39.940 It's psychotic.
00:09:41.080 He's baffled.
00:09:41.820 He's just like,
00:09:42.660 what is this?
00:09:44.800 What do they call it
00:09:46.020 when the captors start to identify
00:09:47.920 with their captor?
00:09:48.800 Stockholm Syndrome.
00:09:49.660 Stockholm Syndrome.
00:09:51.120 Yeah.
00:09:51.480 You give your girlfriend 0.50
00:09:52.260 Stockholm Syndrome,
00:09:53.220 don't you, Clint? 1.00
00:09:54.040 Stockholm Syndrome of the pussy. 1.00
00:09:55.500 But, I mean, like, 1.00
00:09:56.660 I'm 90% sure, also,
00:09:58.540 that Josie has said before
00:10:00.220 that foreplay is underrated.
00:10:02.340 I'm pretty sure I saw that before
00:10:03.540 on another show.
00:10:04.440 I think she's...
00:10:04.840 She's playing both sides. 1.00
00:10:06.240 She's just making shit up. 1.00
00:10:07.060 She goes... 0.99
00:10:08.000 Honestly, honestly,
00:10:09.280 I think if you've got 0.99
00:10:09.920 a good enough dick game, 1.00
00:10:10.760 you'll never have a girl 1.00
00:10:11.860 go, like,
00:10:12.340 I need something else. 0.99
00:10:15.200 For the dick game, 0.98
00:10:16.300 you have to be in there, right? 0.99
00:10:18.840 Yeah, you've got to be in there.
00:10:19.720 Dude, they're going to be...
00:10:20.320 Yo. 1.00
00:10:20.780 Dude, when you have a fucking piece, 1.00
00:10:23.480 they are raring to go. 1.00
00:10:25.320 What are you talking about?
00:10:26.580 I'm not going to...
00:10:27.100 I'm just going to say
00:10:27.480 something crazy here,
00:10:28.720 but here's a conspiracy theory.
00:10:30.720 Why did Ashton go crazy?
00:10:32.780 Lack of foreplay.
00:10:34.020 No.
00:10:34.180 No.
00:10:36.060 Lack of foreplay. 1.00
00:10:37.220 Bitch lost her mind. 1.00
00:10:38.560 $1 from Drunk and Baked. 1.00
00:10:40.240 Love this show, man.
00:10:41.580 From Canada.
00:10:43.160 Stop watching.
00:10:44.680 Sorry.
00:10:45.520 I'm from Canada.
00:10:46.480 Sorry.
00:10:48.020 I apologize. 1.00
00:10:50.020 That was the most Canadian shit ever. 0.99
00:10:52.140 Immediate apology. 1.00
00:10:53.520 Clint gets tased
00:10:54.420 with 200 more subs
00:10:55.760 to We Are Change
00:10:56.680 in the taint.
00:10:57.780 Clint, if you let him do that,
00:10:59.200 I don't know, dude.
00:11:00.280 I've been adamant.
00:11:01.260 It ain't happening, bro.
00:11:02.140 Is it with the Rife machine?
00:11:04.640 No. 1.00
00:11:05.140 Like with a dick taser. 0.99
00:11:07.120 That is technically a Rife machine. 0.99
00:11:08.420 It was made by Rife.
00:11:09.400 That's what I meant.
00:11:10.280 Hey, sign up for the Liberty Lockdown Locals.
00:11:11.840 I'm giving away 0.99
00:11:12.300 a fucking $2,500 Rife machine 0.99
00:11:13.780 in August. 0.99
00:11:14.480 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:11:15.100 Clint is going to do
00:11:16.200 what viewer of yours
00:11:19.300 gave you that Rife machine
00:11:20.200 to give away.
00:11:21.600 It would be Matt Rife.
00:11:22.880 Yeah, right.
00:11:24.420 That guy. 1.00
00:11:25.600 Dumb bitch. 1.00
00:11:26.420 Who? 1.00
00:11:27.400 Some nigg. 1.00
00:11:28.220 There you go.
00:11:29.940 Did you watch that
00:11:31.780 his second interview
00:11:32.860 would say? 1.00
00:11:33.240 No, I couldn't watch this shit. 1.00
00:11:35.060 I only made it through 1.00
00:11:36.500 like 25 minutes
00:11:37.320 of the first one,
00:11:38.520 but I had the most viral tweet
00:11:40.740 I've ever put out.
00:11:41.460 80,000, 90,000 likes. 0.97
00:11:43.000 It was fucking insane. 0.99
00:11:44.060 Wow. 0.99
00:11:44.300 But it was just a clip
00:11:45.500 from the Rogan interview
00:11:47.220 with him the first go around.
00:11:48.480 I listened to it
00:11:49.400 and I was like,
00:11:49.940 this all sounds like
00:11:50.680 gobbledygook to me.
00:11:51.460 I don't understand
00:11:51.940 what he's saying. 1.00
00:11:52.900 Yeah, it was mostly bullshit. 1.00
00:11:54.400 And Top's listening to it like, 1.00
00:11:55.780 oh my God.
00:11:56.840 He's spitting.
00:11:58.100 He's unlocked.
00:11:58.760 Third eye.
00:11:59.380 If he was a white dude, 0.98
00:12:00.180 I'd be like spitting. 0.99
00:12:01.000 But since he's a black guy, 1.00
00:12:01.920 I was suspicious. 0.96
00:12:02.600 Then I dug deeper
00:12:03.280 and I was like, 1.00
00:12:03.680 this motherfucker's retarded. 1.00
00:12:05.040 I think he's just crazy. 1.00
00:12:06.440 Top's been to Jamaica 0.91
00:12:07.440 so he understands
00:12:08.480 their language.
00:12:10.200 He's got a third brown eye.
00:12:11.800 Are you kissing 1.00
00:12:12.940 the fucking, 1.00
00:12:14.060 like the ankle bone 1.00
00:12:15.180 and the toes
00:12:15.860 or are you like 0.99
00:12:16.940 sucking every part? 1.00
00:12:18.180 What are you doing? 1.00
00:12:19.200 No, wait.
00:12:19.500 I wanted to say 0.99
00:12:19.960 before you fucking say 1.00
00:12:20.840 this gay shit, 1.00
00:12:21.700 you mentioned Joe Rogan. 1.00
00:12:23.140 I did my part
00:12:24.140 like I always do.
00:12:25.320 I retweet the stream
00:12:26.460 on my stream
00:12:27.200 as I broadcast it
00:12:28.080 and then I go,
00:12:28.980 we live at Joe Rogan
00:12:30.500 every single time.
00:12:32.280 Yeah.
00:12:32.660 Until he sees it.
00:12:34.720 Every single time, Clint.
00:12:36.460 I know.
00:12:36.980 Because I love this show
00:12:37.860 and I show up on time, Clint.
00:12:40.220 Oh, on time.
00:12:41.060 Oh, now we're doing that, huh?
00:12:42.100 All right.
00:12:43.920 Now we're coming on time, guys.
00:12:45.660 Oh, no.
00:12:46.120 Now we have to be on time.
00:12:50.540 Toad is the one freaking out.
00:12:51.680 Toad, this is your argument. 1.00
00:12:53.220 You were talking a lot of shit 1.00
00:12:54.360 before Clint got here 1.00
00:12:55.140 and now you're quiet about it.
00:12:56.580 Interesting.
00:12:56.940 Look at the pain in Toad's eyes right now.
00:12:57.960 I showed up at 9-18.
00:12:59.760 We started 9-
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00:13:13.940 Hashtag make a play.
00:13:16.680 Seven minutes late.
00:13:17.860 And by the way,
00:13:18.500 I was just doing a show
00:13:19.800 right before this.
00:13:20.500 So I drove home.
00:13:21.180 I had to go to the grocery store
00:13:22.040 to pick up a prescription 1.00
00:13:22.800 because my fucking body's 1.00
00:13:24.180 bursting out with hives. 0.99
00:13:25.560 I have to handle my life here,
00:13:27.000 gentlemen.
00:13:27.840 What happened to you?
00:13:29.020 Allergic reaction?
00:13:29.940 He did his first foreplay
00:13:31.360 and he got hives.
00:13:32.340 Yeah.
00:13:33.000 His body is allergic to foreplay.
00:13:35.100 This is why I don't do it. 1.00
00:13:36.520 I didn't skip the pussy for one time 1.00
00:13:38.700 and then I was like, 1.00
00:13:39.340 ugh.
00:13:39.840 It was like my whole body
00:13:40.640 flipped out.
00:13:41.960 No.
00:13:42.240 So I had this terrible viral infection
00:13:43.680 10 days ago.
00:13:45.620 That's when I had the fever.
00:13:46.880 I skipped.
00:13:47.820 I bailed out on Tidkast IRL.
00:13:49.360 I bailed out on Porkfest.
00:13:50.520 I bailed out on Life. 1.00
00:13:51.860 I skipped a pussy. 1.00
00:13:53.540 All right. 1.00
00:13:54.200 All right.
00:13:54.660 All right.
00:13:54.900 No, no.
00:13:55.380 Give him that.
00:13:56.240 Tom, give him that.
00:13:57.680 Give him that.
00:13:58.160 Toe with a banger.
00:13:59.300 There you go.
00:14:00.080 Toe with a banger.
00:14:01.140 All right.
00:14:01.500 So I skipped all that
00:14:02.840 and then...
00:14:03.660 We need a counter. 0.77
00:14:04.760 How many he got,
00:14:05.560 but all right.
00:14:06.480 And then... 0.99
00:14:07.220 Yeah, this nigga's got AIDS. 1.00
00:14:08.480 I might. 0.98
00:14:09.620 So a week after I finally recovered,
00:14:12.600 my body starts to break out in hives
00:14:14.060 and I was like,
00:14:14.740 I've had hives like once or twice before,
00:14:17.060 but they're always very, very brief
00:14:18.600 because I don't have any allergies
00:14:19.700 to any foods or any medicines or nothing.
00:14:21.340 I have no allergies at all.
00:14:22.760 So then I finally figure it out.
00:14:23.960 I look it up online
00:14:24.600 and apparently like once your body
00:14:26.060 overcomes a viral infection,
00:14:28.140 oftentimes like more than half of the times
00:14:30.420 people get hives
00:14:31.260 if it's not just straight allergies,
00:14:32.520 it's because of getting over a virus
00:14:34.380 because your immune system
00:14:35.680 is so over-sensitized
00:14:37.860 that your body produces histamines
00:14:39.560 which causes your skin
00:14:40.740 to break out in these rashes. 0.99
00:14:42.180 I had no fucking idea. 0.99
00:14:43.500 So I thought I was dying. 0.99
00:14:44.320 I thought I had AIDS, of course.
00:14:46.420 It's like whenever you come 1.00
00:14:47.880 and she keeps sucking. 1.00
00:14:49.320 Like it's just... 0.98
00:14:50.180 Yeah.
00:14:50.380 It can happen to be a stress too, right?
00:14:51.840 Your whole body's like that.
00:14:52.920 Yeah, you can get hives from that too, 0.95
00:14:53.980 but it's definitely not that.
00:14:55.380 Clint, this happened right at the end
00:14:56.960 of Pride Month too.
00:14:58.400 It's monkey pox.
00:14:59.140 Yeah, it's definitely monkey pox.
00:15:01.320 Yeah, I mean, for tower gang purposes,
00:15:03.120 sure, we can pretend.
00:15:04.380 Oh, who did we just ban in the chat?
00:15:06.340 Someone's being a bad boy.
00:15:07.380 I don't know.
00:15:08.460 I have no idea.
00:15:09.760 I don't know.
00:15:10.660 We had no control.
00:15:11.800 We have no control over our producer.
00:15:12.720 I don't even look at the chat,
00:15:14.240 so it wasn't me.
00:15:15.940 It's crazy you don't look at the chat. 1.00
00:15:17.280 Fuck you, Matt. 1.00
00:15:19.220 Wait, Matt, the guy who stalks Cole? 1.00
00:15:21.980 I don't know who it is.
00:15:22.880 No.
00:15:23.820 He's an angel.
00:15:25.380 Do not ban him. 1.00
00:15:26.340 All right, hey, give me shit. 1.00
00:15:27.540 Give me shit. 1.00
00:15:27.960 I was seven minutes late. 1.00
00:15:28.720 What are you going to do about it, Toad?
00:15:29.740 Yeah, Toad, what are you doing? 1.00
00:15:31.480 What are you going to do about it, bitch? 1.00
00:15:33.420 Glenn, I just don't think you're taking the show seriously. 1.00
00:15:36.840 I like it.
00:15:37.520 I like it.
00:15:38.000 I like it.
00:15:38.380 Turnabout's fair play.
00:15:39.280 I dig that.
00:15:40.820 No, but he really means it. 0.97
00:15:41.880 He's joking, but he was fucking serious before.
00:15:44.140 Because he was in here at like 745.
00:15:45.780 And he's just like, he's like, where are y'all at?
00:15:49.060 I was in here by myself.
00:15:51.360 Here's the alternative.
00:15:52.420 We can start the show at 920, and then I can actually be on time.
00:15:55.220 Because it's very tough to finish the show over at Luke's and then get here on time.
00:15:59.460 So usually I get here around 912, 913.
00:16:01.640 I'd say we just keep saying 911 and just whenever.
00:16:04.620 Who cares?
00:16:05.280 Well, that's kind of what we had been doing, and everybody seemed cool with it.
00:16:08.880 But now it's a problem.
00:16:10.580 No, it's always been.
00:16:11.600 And honestly, it's getting annoying. 0.96
00:16:12.660 That's why I decided to address it, because we've been doing the same shit for like two 0.96
00:16:16.500 years. 0.98
00:16:17.320 Like the same.
00:16:19.620 I just got to think about it like skip the 911, basically.
00:16:23.300 You got to start at 915, think at 920 sometime.
00:16:27.280 For as much as you skip, you don't skip workout for something that actually matters.
00:16:31.580 What?
00:16:32.200 What?
00:16:32.600 You don't skip work for something.
00:16:34.600 Oh, work.
00:16:35.260 Okay.
00:16:35.660 Yeah, that's true. 1.00
00:16:36.800 He skips the pussy. 1.00
00:16:38.280 He has to skip 911, but he doesn't skip work for something important. 1.00
00:16:42.660 This man's dedicated to the thing he hates most.
00:16:45.920 That's true.
00:16:46.880 Life.
00:16:47.400 I'm dedicated to the thing that pays me most.
00:16:49.740 Dedicated to life, yo.
00:16:52.420 All right.
00:16:53.240 You guys want to do a mailbag?
00:16:54.380 Yeah, let's do some mailbag. 0.69
00:16:55.000 Let's get into some mailbag.
00:16:56.340 All right.
00:16:57.520 Mark Vestibule.
00:16:59.060 No way. 0.96
00:16:59.480 Toad's masturbatory stamina is the stuff of legends and is something to be admired. 0.95
00:17:08.900 I agree. 0.98
00:17:09.760 Oh.
00:17:10.360 Do any of you think you could match him or even better him in this regard?
00:17:14.440 No, no, no.
00:17:14.900 So stamina, there's two different ways.
00:17:16.600 It's just how many times in a day you can jerk off or come or how long it takes to come on one time.
00:17:25.300 Or is it measured by how – 0.62
00:17:26.560 Is that things he has both of us beat in or –
00:17:29.740 But is it measured by how long you can – like how quickly you can go again?
00:17:33.260 Because I can go again and –
00:17:34.280 Oh, you're talking about your refractory period is like –
00:17:37.360 Yeah, the refractory period.
00:17:39.280 Yeah.
00:17:40.300 I don't think that's stamina.
00:17:41.560 I think that's more of –
00:17:42.440 That's rebound.
00:17:44.660 That's rebound, yeah.
00:17:46.040 Yeah.
00:17:46.700 That's a rebounding stat.
00:17:48.440 What's your guys' rebound time?
00:17:50.980 You're like Dwight Howard.
00:17:52.280 You have –
00:17:52.720 Like now or at my –
00:17:53.660 But you're at rebounding.
00:17:54.700 Yeah, like now or at my best? 0.99
00:17:56.360 Like whenever I was, you know, putting down the dick. 0.99
00:17:59.360 Now, now, now. 0.99
00:17:59.900 Right now?
00:18:00.640 God.
00:18:02.760 Wait, what's the question?
00:18:03.920 Maybe an hour?
00:18:04.300 What's your rebound time?
00:18:05.940 Maybe an hour.
00:18:06.600 Maybe an hour I'll be good to go again.
00:18:08.340 I don't even know.
00:18:08.760 I'm straight from bed.
00:18:10.680 Yeah, I haven't –
00:18:11.800 Because I didn't even think about that part.
00:18:13.260 Like getting it up again.
00:18:14.040 A second time?
00:18:14.980 Why?
00:18:15.680 Like I'm going to bed.
00:18:17.460 I nailed it the first time. 0.99
00:18:19.240 What the fuck am I doing here again? 0.98
00:18:20.680 That was fun. 0.99
00:18:21.520 Good night. 0.99
00:18:22.320 Yeah, I'm just fucking – 0.97
00:18:24.520 But when I was younger, like I would – 0.95
00:18:27.520 It would be like –
00:18:29.040 Insects?
00:18:29.340 I don't even know.
00:18:29.900 Yeah, like maybe like 20 seconds of refractory time.
00:18:32.460 It was crazy.
00:18:33.640 It was crazy.
00:18:34.120 You're putting it in, still semi-soft, really sensitive because you still just come, but
00:18:38.020 you're just pushing through.
00:18:38.900 It's whatever.
00:18:39.780 I just –
00:18:40.780 Dude, I'm doing it with my raw hand.
00:18:43.640 Like I'm just like –
00:18:44.640 And I'm just going to get it right away.
00:18:45.940 My rebound is insane, dude. 0.99
00:18:47.500 I'm the Kevin Garnett of jerking off. 1.00
00:18:50.300 With your raw hand? 1.00
00:18:51.640 Wait, is that weird?
00:18:52.600 Do you guys use lotion?
00:18:54.040 I just have always gone raw.
00:18:55.380 And I have very –
00:18:55.900 I always go raw.
00:18:57.260 I raw dog it, baby.
00:18:58.280 I got lube in the house.
00:18:59.140 I'll just use that.
00:19:00.400 Yeah.
00:19:01.180 Well, we know what you use that for. 0.98
00:19:04.760 Jerking off. 0.96
00:19:05.900 Yeah, he just told you. 0.97
00:19:07.240 I don't know.
00:19:10.020 I'm not really – 0.99
00:19:11.180 I was going with a butthole. 0.98
00:19:11.380 I'm not worried about rebounding because I never miss a shot. 0.99
00:19:14.760 Hell yeah.
00:19:15.020 Yeah, we know.
00:19:15.840 We know. 1.00
00:19:18.020 Bitch done busted. 1.00
00:19:19.200 I'm done. 1.00
00:19:20.280 Honestly, we're talking about –
00:19:21.940 So Toad is talking about – 0.98
00:19:23.280 And Mark Vestibule is talking about masturbation. 1.00
00:19:25.740 We're all talking about pussy, like something different. 1.00
00:19:28.320 This is not even a question for us. 0.99
00:19:30.740 We're in a different level than Toad.
00:19:32.280 So I don't even know – 0.99
00:19:33.480 Look, when it comes to self-pleasure, Toad is the fucking king. 0.99
00:19:36.740 He might actually be the – 1.00
00:19:38.900 He's the Michael Jordan of jerking off. 0.99
00:19:41.000 It's crazy. 0.99
00:19:41.240 The King Coomer.
00:19:42.060 Yeah, he's like –
00:19:42.720 Honestly, he might be LeBron.
00:19:43.880 King Coomer.
00:19:44.880 I should be in the Guinness Book of World Records.
00:19:48.220 Yeah. 0.97
00:19:48.460 Can you imagine his face and just jerked off 32 times in a day 1.00
00:19:51.940 and he's just sitting there with his fucking goofy face? 0.99
00:19:55.100 I don't think I've ever even gotten double digits. 1.00
00:19:57.500 Like even at my most horny –
00:19:59.500 I think my cap was like eight or nine when I was –
00:20:02.080 Yeah, my mom was like seven.
00:20:03.720 Six.
00:20:04.300 And it was like literally the first day I ever jerked off.
00:20:07.000 Like five to eight maybe? 0.72
00:20:08.440 Like the first day I ever jerked off, did it like seven times.
00:20:10.820 But I would do it consistently.
00:20:12.180 When I was a teenager, I would do it consistently.
00:20:14.160 I'd be like six, seven, eight every day. 0.99
00:20:15.960 Yeah, it's 5.30, time to jerk off. 0.99
00:20:18.020 Yeah, like who knows why I was so fucking – 0.99
00:20:20.100 I mean the first time I did it, obviously, 0.72
00:20:21.520 I only did it once that day because I was terrified and at the emergency.
00:20:25.620 Coomer Bryant.
00:20:27.800 What?
00:20:28.760 It's not even a good play on words.
00:20:30.920 It's just funny.
00:20:31.960 It's just funny.
00:20:33.440 All right, everybody just –
00:20:35.240 Coomer, Jellybean Bryant.
00:20:38.040 Are you not Coomer?
00:20:39.200 What is it?
00:20:39.900 I don't know, dude.
00:20:41.260 Keep feeding me Coomer puns. 1.00
00:20:42.720 I'm loving this shit. 1.00
00:20:44.000 They're not even that good. 1.00
00:20:45.060 I'm trying to think of whose name is like for Coomer or –
00:20:50.180 Giannis Antetokounmpo.
00:20:51.640 Yo, yo, he's LeBus James.
00:20:55.940 LeBus James.
00:20:57.520 Laura Coomer.
00:20:59.340 There you go.
00:21:00.200 All right, all right, all right.
00:21:01.500 No, it has to be a sports person that is like –
00:21:03.660 She's not good at anything.
00:21:04.360 Really great and like –
00:21:06.220 and also somehow something to do with coming.
00:21:08.280 He's Giannis Antetokounmpo.
00:21:10.780 I said that already.
00:21:11.780 I know, but I said it better.
00:21:13.040 I said it better, though.
00:21:14.380 All right.
00:21:14.800 He's Steph Kamey.
00:21:16.600 Kumtai Kensei?
00:21:18.480 Steph Kamey Kamey. 0.97
00:21:20.200 God, that's so gross.
00:21:21.540 Kumtai Kensei is funny.
00:21:23.080 Coomer Solzhenitsyn?
00:21:24.620 Kumtai Kensei.
00:21:25.760 Honestly, by the way, Magic Johnson just works by itself.
00:21:29.140 You don't have to change it.
00:21:31.000 He's got the Magic Johnson.
00:21:32.780 People call me Tragic Johnson.
00:21:35.980 Wayne Jiskey?
00:21:37.340 Wayne Jiskey is great.
00:21:39.020 Victor Oladumpo?
00:21:40.840 He just dumps loads.
00:21:42.780 Olakumpo.
00:21:43.340 Olakumpo.
00:21:44.400 Olakumpo.
00:21:44.800 I know.
00:21:45.120 I could have.
00:21:45.660 Derek Skeeter.
00:21:47.160 All right, guys.
00:21:48.240 This is getting crazy. 0.99
00:21:49.580 What's the next fucking mailbag? 1.00
00:21:50.840 Anderson Coomer. 1.00
00:21:51.660 Anderson Coomer.
00:21:52.380 We missed that one.
00:21:56.220 I love Derek Skeeter.
00:21:58.920 That's so –
00:22:00.300 Come Brady.
00:22:02.240 Anthony Coomeria.
00:22:03.680 There you go.
00:22:04.040 That's not good.
00:22:05.520 You know what?
00:22:06.060 I'm going to ban call from the chat.
00:22:07.400 I don't like that.
00:22:10.680 Dick Trickle wasn't real, but that's a great one.
00:22:13.340 JJ Reddick.
00:22:15.380 I don't think any of us came out.
00:22:16.800 Jizzy Owens. 0.99
00:22:18.080 Yo, JJ Reddick is fucking fired. 0.99
00:22:20.540 That is really good. 0.99
00:22:22.360 That is really good.
00:22:23.400 Oh, my God.
00:22:24.720 It's so bad. 1.00
00:22:26.560 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:22:27.520 All right, all right, all right. 1.00
00:22:28.660 Pull it together, guys.
00:22:29.560 We had a show to do.
00:22:30.460 We only did one comeback.
00:22:32.180 Hakrim Olajuwon.
00:22:35.920 Dick Trickle.
00:22:36.780 I thought Dick Trickle wasn't real.
00:22:39.560 Dick Trickle's – yeah, he's real.
00:22:41.180 Oh, I thought it was just – I thought it was – maybe he is real.
00:22:44.100 Whoops.
00:22:44.660 My bad.
00:22:45.780 I thought Dick Trickle – Dick Trickle cannot hurt you, Cole.
00:22:48.720 He is not real.
00:22:51.620 Anthony Jiselnik.
00:22:53.180 There you go.
00:22:53.720 All right, all right.
00:22:54.520 Hakrim the dream.
00:22:55.840 Dick Flair.
00:22:56.360 Dick Flair.
00:22:57.080 Elijah want to go again?
00:22:58.680 John Cockton.
00:23:00.740 John Cockton. 1.00
00:23:02.880 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:23:03.840 A t-shirt with a dick as Dick as Rick Flair and it just says, whoo. 1.00
00:23:08.480 A little bit of cum squirting on his head. 1.00
00:23:10.060 Jeff Hornysack. 0.99
00:23:15.240 Nailed it.
00:23:16.260 I had to go back to the 90s in the Utah Jazz, but John Stockton got me there.
00:23:21.540 Oh, God.
00:23:22.500 And speaking of the 90s in the Utah Jazz, let's get back into the mailbag with the mailman.
00:23:28.040 Let's do it.
00:23:29.120 Hell yeah.
00:23:30.040 Carl Mamone.
00:23:32.220 That's how you do a transition. 1.00
00:23:33.860 Aaron J., have you ever farted out of your dick? 1.00
00:23:39.000 Is there a name for that? 1.00
00:23:41.340 Like how girls queef? 1.00
00:23:44.180 Like how girls queef? 1.00
00:23:45.500 You ever darted?
00:23:46.320 It's a do a queef. 0.68
00:23:47.960 Yeah, it's darting.
00:23:48.940 I mean, the only way I can even imagine that being possible is if you took the tip of the 0.99
00:23:52.480 dick, kind of pinched it a little bit. 1.00
00:23:54.280 That way you could kind of like open your pee hole and then blow in it and then kind of 0.98
00:23:58.520 squeeze it or something.
00:23:59.240 But even then, I don't think that'd work.
00:24:00.580 That doesn't make sense.
00:24:01.260 By the way, I really like Carl Alone.
00:24:03.920 It's so funny.
00:24:08.240 Carl Alone.
00:24:08.960 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:24:11.460 But yes, my dick's never farted. 1.00
00:24:13.180 Sorry. 0.99
00:24:14.180 That's what I'm thinking.
00:24:15.020 It's Cole Trickle.
00:24:16.000 Cole Trickle's the one that's not real.
00:24:17.680 That's right.
00:24:18.080 In Days of Thunder.
00:24:19.260 Dick Trickle is real.
00:24:20.260 Cole Trickle's not real.
00:24:23.520 Dick Trickle can't hurt you. 1.00
00:24:25.400 Cole, can you see if you can get Liz to blow in your dick hole and see if you can make your 1.00
00:24:28.600 dick fart? 1.00
00:24:29.360 That's what I was wondering. 0.95
00:24:30.280 Because girls can queef. 1.00
00:24:31.300 So it's a hole.
00:24:32.060 That would hurt, right?
00:24:32.940 Any hole should be able to have reverb.
00:24:35.660 If you trap air in it.
00:24:36.160 Yeah.
00:24:36.280 Yeah.
00:24:36.440 It should be able to have the...
00:24:37.880 And it's such a tiny hole that it would...
00:24:40.160 You'd have to get a vacuum seal and trust me, Liz can't give you that.
00:24:44.540 So wait.
00:24:45.420 What if you like... 1.00
00:24:46.300 Can you like cinch your dick off in the middle of it somehow and then let it go and then maybe 1.00
00:24:50.600 it'll fart? 1.00
00:24:51.140 Honestly, your dick might fart every time you cum. 1.00
00:24:53.940 It's just inaudible. 1.00
00:24:55.660 Because I feel like it has to.
00:24:57.200 That's true.
00:24:57.680 That's science.
00:24:58.000 It has to be able to fart every time.
00:25:00.720 Yeah.
00:25:01.020 That's got to be a measurable sound.
00:25:02.940 If you could...
00:25:03.620 Dude, how dope would it be if our show was the biggest on earth and we could get like Neil 0.62
00:25:08.080 DeGrasse Tyson to come in and talk about dick farting and like, is it theoretically possible? 0.80
00:25:12.380 It can't be possible. 1.00
00:25:14.760 Because your dick doesn't have butt cheeks in the front. 1.00
00:25:17.020 We fund research grants at universities. 1.00
00:25:22.720 Have them record dicks cumming. 1.00
00:25:24.560 Penis Rodman. 1.00
00:25:26.380 Penis Rodman. 1.00
00:25:27.080 Penis Rodman. 0.99
00:25:30.360 Oh my God. 1.00
00:25:31.620 Fuck. 1.00
00:25:32.100 You keep derailing the show with these puns. 1.00
00:25:34.320 I love the puns.
00:25:35.660 I love puns.
00:25:37.500 I said it before.
00:25:38.560 I hate music comedy.
00:25:40.780 I love pun comedy.
00:25:42.120 Pun comedy is my favorite.
00:25:43.580 Speaking of that, can you pull up...
00:25:44.760 No, you told me you hate mine. 1.00
00:25:45.940 Pull up the fucking Indian song. 1.00
00:25:47.560 The Indian rap song. 1.00
00:25:49.100 Because he says he doesn't like rap.
00:25:50.580 So I want to see if you like this song.
00:25:52.160 Because it's my ringtone.
00:25:53.260 You'll like this.
00:25:53.540 What song is this?
00:25:54.980 Horse or Shorthand.
00:25:56.020 It's the top song in the summer.
00:25:59.180 If you haven't heard it, that's unbelievable.
00:26:00.860 That's on you.
00:26:01.480 All right, Josie. 0.99
00:26:02.400 Name the dick muscle. 0.99
00:26:03.560 Right now. 0.99
00:26:03.960 Name it. 0.99
00:26:04.420 Name the dick muscle. 0.98
00:26:05.280 If it's not the right muscles, name them. 0.99
00:26:06.560 She probably knows the dick muscles. 1.00
00:26:09.340 She knows her way around the dick muscles. 1.00
00:26:11.020 She has access to Google. 0.99
00:26:12.360 She's going to figure it out. 1.00
00:26:13.380 You can kegel with your dick. 1.00
00:26:14.940 You can kegel. 1.00
00:26:15.680 So I think it'd be the same...
00:26:16.760 I actually think you could probably kegel the air out. 1.00
00:26:19.460 The dick is just a muscle. 1.00
00:26:20.780 Yeah. 0.99
00:26:21.520 I mean, all you got to do is do that thing where you stop peeing.
00:26:23.980 That's the kegel muscle.
00:26:24.840 And I feel like you could probably kind of stop the air.
00:26:27.300 You still have to... 0.99
00:26:28.000 There still has to be air pressure from behind in order for the dick to fart. 1.00
00:26:30.880 You just pinch your balls to push it out. 1.00
00:26:32.880 There's no fucking air in your balls. 1.00
00:26:34.460 You pinch your balls, you're just going to pee. 1.00
00:26:36.340 What if you have like a skull? 1.00
00:26:37.500 It's not an Indian. 1.00
00:26:49.960 It's just a black dude saying stupid shit. 1.00
00:26:53.960 Oh yeah, this is the guy that cuts it with his toenails. 1.00
00:27:07.320 That's so crazy.
00:27:08.000 You would have to literally sharpen your toenails.
00:27:11.460 That's nice.
00:27:12.120 Yeah, listen to this.
00:27:12.660 You're going to bring the flies up. 0.99
00:27:13.960 I don't give a fuck fly it up. 0.99
00:27:15.680 I don't give a fuck fly it up. 0.99
00:27:15.720 I don't give a fuck fly it up. 0.99
00:27:18.540 I don't give a fuck fly it up. 1.00
00:27:20.300 Yeah, bitch, just a lip tonight and get a prip tonight. 1.00
00:27:23.380 Are you telling me... 1.00
00:27:24.960 You're going to tell me that that's not a fucking banger. 1.00
00:27:27.700 Dude, you sure you don't like rap music after hearing that? 0.99
00:27:30.380 Is that the best he has to offer?
00:27:33.620 Is that the best for FS to offer?
00:27:35.120 No, no, this guy has a lot to offer, actually.
00:27:38.560 I just love to think...
00:27:39.960 Go ahead.
00:27:40.700 I just can say I love to think that this guy is bringing out a whetstone for his toenail. 1.00
00:27:44.180 Fucking... 0.99
00:27:44.820 But if you have something to sharpen your own toenail, why don't you just use that to cut the meat? 1.00
00:27:49.680 This is what it is.
00:27:50.480 That's not how knife sharpen this works.
00:27:51.980 Yeah.
00:27:52.820 I watched it a hundred times.
00:27:54.060 Have you ever sharpened a blade?
00:27:55.740 He's holding a knife between his toes.
00:27:58.060 No, he's not.
00:27:59.140 He's not holding a... 1.00
00:28:00.060 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:28:00.560 I ain't never seen a nigga eat a horse head. 1.00
00:28:02.900 Shit. 1.00
00:28:03.520 Make sure that the horse dead. 1.00
00:28:05.320 I ain't never seen a nigga brush a horse teeth. 1.00
00:28:07.740 Why the fuck is you brushing on the horse teeth? 1.00
00:28:09.960 They use more soap on the horse head than they do on themselves. 1.00
00:28:12.700 Then turn around, then cook the horse head.
00:28:15.000 This nigga really from the struggle, look at his hairline. 1.00
00:28:17.260 This nigga really from the struggle, look at his hairline. 1.00
00:28:19.880 All the motherfucking coats and sandals hairline. 1.00
00:28:21.920 You got a coat and some sandals on hairline. 1.00
00:28:24.680 The nigga that coat got blew up in a bomb. 1.00
00:28:26.900 I don't give a fuck, nigga, to all your mom. 1.00
00:28:29.060 What you about to do? 1.00
00:28:30.080 You about to put it in the water tonight.
00:28:32.080 Yeah.
00:28:32.940 Put the water tonight.
00:28:34.480 Add a little bit of doo-doo and some beans on it. 1.00
00:28:36.020 Add shit to it. 1.00
00:28:37.400 That's why he just eat a doo-doo and some beans. 1.00
00:28:39.280 Y'all niggas, don't forget to put the cane on it. 1.00
00:28:41.720 Put three bags of cocaine on it.
00:28:44.120 Put the top off, mortar climb back on it.
00:28:46.540 Put your hat, put your hat, put your hat on it. 1.00
00:28:48.920 Stop playing, bitch. 1.00
00:28:49.900 Grab that horse meat. 1.00
00:28:51.420 Go ahead, go ahead, eat you some horse meat. 1.00
00:28:53.400 That shit illegal over here. 1.00
00:28:54.920 We can't eat horse meat. 1.00
00:28:57.000 That's like when I saw, because they, I think in Africa, they eat the cow vagina. 1.00
00:29:03.220 Have you seen that? 0.98
00:29:04.300 No, I haven't.
00:29:04.860 Can you please retract your hatred for rap music after hearing those two bangers back to back? 0.91
00:29:09.080 All rap is crazy.
00:29:10.560 I sent him on a mission.
00:29:11.900 I was like, go watch some Eminem. 0.66
00:29:13.180 Listen to Kill You.
00:29:14.520 And then I gave him some of the other songs.
00:29:16.200 And he was like, no effect.
00:29:17.820 Didn't like it.
00:29:19.040 Not for me.
00:29:20.380 Crazy.
00:29:20.820 The only thing I listen to is like heavy metal.
00:29:24.920 And then I'll listen to that at the gym.
00:29:27.120 That's it.
00:29:27.440 That's all that gets me pumped up.
00:29:29.020 I know people like you.
00:29:30.180 I don't like them.
00:29:31.240 Yeah, me neither.
00:29:32.440 I'm wondering what it is about you.
00:29:33.920 Now I know.
00:29:35.720 By the way, I was telling somebody today in, is it Remanufacture?
00:29:41.540 Is it because you're a Christian?
00:29:43.660 I think it is.
00:29:44.220 No, but the crazy thing is, so the only lyrics I remember are for hymns that we sang in church. 0.89
00:29:49.760 So you can name like a hymn, and I'll be like, I can name off all five verses just like fucking just going. 0.52
00:29:56.040 If I knew a hymn, I could totally. 0.54
00:30:01.780 I'm afraid that I'm missing out on memories for my kid because the memory of hymn lyrics is already in my brain. 0.99
00:30:11.720 My brain was like, no, we need to keep this shit. 0.99
00:30:13.740 Let the baby's first steps go away. 1.00
00:30:16.220 Just forget that.
00:30:16.900 But like hymn lyrics, any time it comes up, bam, bam, bam. 0.99
00:30:19.880 But now the churches are all fucking trans, so they call them hers now. 0.99
00:30:24.140 Wow. 0.99
00:30:24.620 You know what?
00:30:25.400 That's a good joke.
00:30:26.880 Written joke.
00:30:28.100 Actually, that is a great tweet.
00:30:31.780 You know what that is?
00:30:32.780 That's a Mark Norman tweet.
00:30:35.800 I'm telling you right now.
00:30:36.560 That's a Mark Norman tweet.
00:30:37.500 Mark Norman would tweet something like.
00:30:38.780 That's a Mark Norman bit.
00:30:39.000 We're going to deliver it.
00:30:40.240 He's like, even churches have gone so gay that they're calling them hers instead of hymns. 0.89
00:30:48.720 The problem is, though, there's two problems here, and it could be either one.
00:30:53.220 Number one, that joke's inappropriate for this place, which obviously it is, but why is the question.
00:30:57.840 Number two is we're not smart enough to get it.
00:31:00.340 Like, we've got to think about it and then react to it.
00:31:03.040 I didn't get it at all.
00:31:04.420 Me neither.
00:31:04.900 I just didn't like to deliver it.
00:31:05.960 I got it right away.
00:31:06.700 See, I think it would be better if you structured it like this.
00:31:09.460 You said, but now they're calling them she hers as opposed to he hymns.
00:31:13.460 But you spell it H-Y-M-N-S. 0.99
00:31:15.380 I think that would be the angle for tweet version of that joke.
00:31:19.080 But, you know, Mark Norman could deliver basically anything and make it sound funny.
00:31:22.620 Yeah.
00:31:23.660 I was listening to him on Joe Rogan today.
00:31:25.920 It's just funny because, like, someone said, like, Al Sharpton, and he just goes, Al Qaeda?
00:31:32.320 It's just like, it's out of nowhere.
00:31:34.700 It's just funny. 1.00
00:31:35.740 Mitch Hedberg used to do the same shit. 0.99
00:31:37.340 Would literally tell, like, a non-joke, and then people would just laugh at it and be like, 1.00
00:31:40.760 y'all just laughed at some unfunny shit. 0.99
00:31:42.160 It's crazy. 0.99
00:31:42.760 Think about the level of, like, that delivery.
00:31:45.640 Like, a Mitch Hedberg delivery is, like, super.
00:31:48.180 There is not even a joke there.
00:31:49.480 It's just sentences.
00:31:50.100 And then you deliver it so well that people laugh.
00:31:53.360 Toad, you have the complete opposite of that.
00:31:55.120 Like, he's on 100.
00:31:56.160 You're on, like, negative 5.
00:31:57.840 I don't know how you could be that bad at this.
00:32:00.640 You're saying I have funnier jokes than Mitch Hedberg.
00:32:02.920 I just can't deliver them.
00:32:03.960 I feel like you could write for Mark Norman, but you couldn't ever tell one of his jokes.
00:32:08.000 No, not necessarily write for him, but just, like, give him premises.
00:32:11.520 You'd be like...
00:32:12.400 Yeah.
00:32:12.760 Or, like, a half-structured...
00:32:16.180 Tell him to hit me up.
00:32:17.940 This could be the start of something.
00:32:20.100 Dylan Farnham.
00:32:22.820 Norm MacDonald's, like, we just...
00:32:23.940 There's...
00:32:24.320 No one's like Norm.
00:32:25.260 It's impossible.
00:32:26.440 Like, yeah, you just...
00:32:28.200 Oh, yeah.
00:32:29.260 He used to make people laugh.
00:32:30.340 There was one that he didn't even say, like, the punchline.
00:32:34.020 And everybody was just like...
00:32:34.600 It's just hilarious.
00:32:38.920 So his negative energy hurts all of his joke delivery.
00:32:41.820 It's right.
00:32:42.520 Yeah.
00:32:42.840 Something about it.
00:32:43.540 I'm almost like an anti-person.
00:32:46.220 It is weird.
00:32:46.880 It is weird, because you were, like, big into the pickup artist stuff, which is literally
00:32:50.120 just studying...
00:32:50.840 All delivery.
00:32:52.000 Yeah.
00:32:52.160 It's like studying charisma.
00:32:53.700 It's like for people who don't have charisma who then study it to, like, figure it out.
00:32:57.460 That's cool.
00:32:58.100 It's like you read the game and then did the opposite.
00:33:00.940 Yeah.
00:33:02.280 Well, no.
00:33:02.960 Like, I read it and I was...
00:33:05.460 I still have that book on my bookshelf.
00:33:08.200 I was...
00:33:08.520 You know what he's like?
00:33:09.200 He's that dude in a... 0.99
00:33:10.660 Like, on your baseball team that's just fucking... 0.99
00:33:12.620 He could throw. 0.99
00:33:13.380 He could field.
00:33:14.160 He could hit. 1.00
00:33:14.760 Then you put him into play in a game, and the motherfucker cannot do anything. 0.99
00:33:18.860 Yeah, I'm Chuck Knobloch, basically. 0.99
00:33:20.400 I get the...
00:33:20.960 Hold on. 0.99
00:33:21.480 Chuck Knobloch is a great name for the Coomer shit. 1.00
00:33:25.540 Dave Smith is the closest to Norm I've heard. 1.00
00:33:28.320 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99
00:33:30.420 It's like... 0.99
00:33:30.940 Very high praise.
00:33:32.000 He's even close to the same delivery.
00:33:34.540 I mean, I like Dave's comedy, but he's nowhere in the same delivery.
00:33:38.160 Backwards body, backwards delivery is funny.
00:33:40.240 Dave's delivery is like Jewish delivery at this point.
00:33:43.020 Like, that's what we're getting at.
00:33:44.240 I feel like I'm having a gross...
00:33:45.280 What about his airplane food?
00:33:46.940 No.
00:33:47.340 I feel like I'm eating at the deli when I listen to Dave Smith tell jokes.
00:33:51.080 I think Tom's becoming more sensitive to Jewish people, so he's like hearing the intonation.
00:33:55.640 Yeah, I've just noticed more.
00:33:56.260 Two years ago, you didn't hear it at all.
00:33:57.880 They all sound like this now.
00:34:00.220 What's the deal?
00:34:03.280 What's the deal with government?
00:34:06.440 They always do everything wrong.
00:34:10.300 Please take down the backwards body, backwards delivery comment.
00:34:12.980 It's funny, but I don't want to keep reading it.
00:34:14.620 Yeah, I know.
00:34:14.980 It's just up there.
00:34:15.460 But I don't think that my hearing has gotten more angular at the Jews. 1.00
00:34:21.540 I think Dave has just gotten older.
00:34:23.200 He's like 40, and that's the age.
00:34:25.660 He's becoming more Jewish. 0.86
00:34:26.000 You ever wonder what the age is? 0.97
00:34:27.500 What's the age for a skinny young Mexican girl to become a flumpy? 1.00
00:34:29.980 What's the deal with foreskin? 0.95
00:34:31.400 Are you saying that Dave is slowly just becoming like what those like goblins in Harry Potter? 0.88
00:34:37.400 He's becoming – you're watching it.
00:34:40.240 You're watching it.
00:34:40.980 And there was a major turn in somewhere like 23, 24 where he's like – he starts to do that.
00:34:45.780 But it also correlated with his success, so that's another interesting marker.
00:34:49.100 Maybe we should be picking up these habits.
00:34:51.040 I don't know.
00:34:51.500 Well, you've gone the complete opposite route, so –
00:34:55.180 It comes with not only age, but, yeah, getting more money.
00:34:58.480 It kind of makes sense.
00:35:00.000 Dave Smith is up there with the greats.
00:35:01.620 He's practically Eddie Murphy.
00:35:02.960 Bro, I love Dave. 0.99
00:35:05.100 I ain't putting him in the fucking – in the camp of Eddie Murphy Prime. 0.98
00:35:09.400 No, it's not fair. 0.99
00:35:10.460 Save delivery. 0.99
00:35:11.960 I mean, Eddie Murphy Prime is fucking elite. 0.99
00:35:15.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:35:15.540 He's one of the best.
00:35:15.820 I love you, Josie, but that was retarded. 1.00
00:35:17.680 That wasn't – Dave Smith is on my Mount Rushmore.
00:35:22.500 He's coming on next week.
00:35:23.540 It's going to be great.
00:35:23.940 It's not even that she was saying he's as good.
00:35:25.760 It's that she was saying – I think she was saying he had a similar delivery.
00:35:29.020 And it's like, no, their delivery is not alike at all.
00:35:30.940 It's not even close to the same.
00:35:32.820 I don't see it.
00:35:34.640 I don't see someone –
00:35:36.160 Someone argues he's even doing jokes.
00:35:43.360 I think Charlie Murphy's dead, dude.
00:35:46.180 I think Dave's funnier than Charlie Murphy, but he hasn't surpassed Eddie.
00:35:49.760 That's for sure.
00:35:50.480 How great would it be if we took some of his bits but then changed them to different deliveries?
00:35:55.160 Like, say, Charlie Murphy delivering Dave's jokes?
00:35:58.500 I don't even know if that'd even work, but it'd be kind of fun.
00:35:59.920 That would be funny.
00:36:01.020 That would actually be really funny.
00:36:02.480 If we could feed it into AI, take other people's jokes.
00:36:06.340 Like, take a Luis J. Gomez joke and then make Dave Smith say it in AI. 0.67
00:36:09.760 It would be really fucking funny because they'd be like, where is this going to go? 0.88
00:36:13.260 Something about politics? 0.96
00:36:14.320 They already programmed the AIs.
00:36:15.680 They could do that really easily, actually.
00:36:17.680 Yeah.
00:36:18.380 Remember, they had the one that did – and it did a perfect Luis joke about having a minority server, right? 0.98
00:36:25.640 Yeah, but can it parody now?
00:36:27.380 Like, can it do – as Luis –
00:36:29.320 It can do whatever you prompt it to do.
00:36:31.020 Once it already has the cadence of the comic.
00:36:40.340 We're not there yet with the technology, guys.
00:36:44.980 A few more years. 0.97
00:36:47.980 That's fucked up, guys. 0.99
00:36:49.180 That's not nice. 0.99
00:36:49.960 He's going to be on the show.
00:36:51.120 He's going to be on the show next Wednesday.
00:36:54.840 Every Wednesday after this episode.
00:36:56.680 Oh, my God.
00:36:59.680 We got any more mailbag?
00:37:00.700 I think we got one more mailbag.
00:37:03.060 You guys are mean to Dave.
00:37:04.520 I don't like how you're treating him.
00:37:05.820 You're the one that keeps saying he's kvetching every time.
00:37:09.340 I'm not – hold on.
00:37:10.480 He is, though, right?
00:37:11.620 Like, it's – and I like it.
00:37:14.620 It's the cadence he does.
00:37:16.120 It's like a black preacher will do the black preacher cadence. 0.94
00:37:18.900 He's falling into this. 1.00
00:37:19.900 Jews, Jews, Jews hates the Jews. 0.98
00:37:21.980 Yes, and it works. 0.98
00:37:23.380 Nobody's noticing this, just me.
00:37:25.360 I think it might –
00:37:26.960 Isn't kvetching this thing, though?
00:37:28.620 Like, the weird, like, bobbing they do?
00:37:29.760 It's like you become red-pilled, almost.
00:37:32.580 Like, you hear it, and then you can't unhear it.
00:37:34.820 Kvetching is, like, always saying, like, and there's the problem at the end of, like, the census.
00:37:40.500 That's what he does.
00:37:41.080 I swear kvetching is literally – like, it's an actual Jewish thing, and there's, like, a – there's a belief behind it that somehow – I forget – somehow makes a –
00:37:48.400 Oh, yeah, I remember when we talked about this.
00:37:50.140 And they literally – it's like this, like – it's almost this, like, tick, almost.
00:37:53.640 Stop with the hand motion.
00:37:54.720 Don't do it.
00:37:55.220 Don't do the hand motion.
00:37:55.540 Don't do the hand motion.
00:37:56.260 It's like the – they're constantly moving while they're talking.
00:37:58.940 It's weird.
00:37:59.580 Like, if you look at some rabbi, you'll see it. 0.97
00:38:01.760 They do it.
00:38:02.220 They all do it.
00:38:02.820 It's weird.
00:38:03.080 I mean, I just think – I think it's a chronic whining complainer.
00:38:07.300 A nagging complaint?
00:38:08.480 To complain persistently and whiningly.
00:38:11.580 Honestly, I think there's – I mean, a huge portion of stand-up is complaining about things in the world.
00:38:17.940 So I think – I think – I think Top's a little oversensitive to it.
00:38:21.560 But I'll listen back, and I'll report back if I think –
00:38:23.900 You didn't hear low with the feet, feet, feet. 1.00
00:38:27.040 Fucking – 1.00
00:38:27.480 I'm going to say I can hear this, too. 1.00
00:38:30.140 I think you added that in.
00:38:31.180 I don't think that was –
00:38:31.860 I tell you –
00:38:33.720 That's crazy.
00:38:34.540 I'm going to –
00:38:35.540 No, I'm going to –
00:38:36.660 Okay.
00:38:37.180 Hold on.
00:38:37.440 I have to confess.
00:38:39.320 I have to confess.
00:38:40.040 I didn't hear it.
00:38:41.060 I didn't hear it until Top when I was at his house.
00:38:44.000 He was like – we were in his pool, and he goes like, is this so funny?
00:38:47.280 On the low with the feet part, I dropped it like a bunch of octaves down low.
00:38:51.120 And I go, oh, yeah, you did, didn't you? 0.96
00:38:55.160 Does anybody – has anybody had their feet just completely bombarded with pedophiles being caught and then beat the fuck up? 0.94
00:39:03.520 Yeah. 0.87
00:39:03.740 Okay, you guys are seeing that every day, right?
00:39:05.800 Yeah, it's because I tweeted about the guy, Alex Rosen or whatever.
00:39:09.020 He got nuked.
00:39:10.080 It's the only way I could come, baby.
00:39:11.560 By the Jews, basically. 0.99
00:39:13.100 Dude, he went really fucking hard during Pride Month. 0.99
00:39:15.840 Yeah, right. 0.98
00:39:16.420 He went hard during Pride Month, then he got nuked right afterwards, and he's back now. 1.00
00:39:19.900 But I commented about it, and since then I've seen him all over my feed.
00:39:22.440 Tyler, it's dad's against pedophiles if you want to pull up one of those videos.
00:39:27.440 There's like a couple of nice ones.
00:39:30.000 The evolution of this is so rapid.
00:39:32.640 I'm pretty confident that we're going to have like just pedos lined up against the wall being machine gunned very quickly.
00:39:39.820 Because it started with stings.
00:39:43.260 That's anti-Semitic.
00:39:44.580 You know what? 0.99
00:39:49.260 Hey, guys, we're going to gas the pedos. 0.98
00:39:51.720 We're going to get rid of all of them. 0.98
00:39:52.860 All six million of them.
00:39:54.040 How long before you get an ADL article written about you?
00:39:57.280 It's like, we have to line up the pedos, put them in comps, and they'd be like, Greenblatt's going to be writing you a letter.
00:40:04.340 I mean, in reality, it'll only be like a few hundred thousand, but more from like wartime conditions that get them.
00:40:09.760 But we obviously, you know.
00:40:11.340 We treated them well.
00:40:12.820 The FBI has like a big annual roundup of pedos. 0.62
00:40:15.780 So you just have to not be a pedophile for one month a year to avoid the roundup? 0.98
00:40:20.700 It just becomes totally crazy because the Venn diagram of pedos and Jews is like a circle. 1.00
00:40:26.340 That right there said that the government lets them fuck kids for 11 months, and they're like, you know that July is your month, right? 1.00
00:40:32.480 Yeah, like we've got to hit our quota. 0.99
00:40:33.940 It's July.
00:40:35.060 Yeah, the rest of the year.
00:40:37.560 Can we go back to how Toad literally just did Top's exact joke but reframed in a different way?
00:40:44.880 No, no.
00:40:45.540 He just made it easier to understand for like the people that were actually retarded. 0.99
00:40:49.160 He put it in tweet format. 0.98
00:40:51.080 I'm retarded. 0.99
00:40:51.680 The crossover between Jews and pedophiles, if it was a Venn diagram, it's a circle. 1.00
00:40:55.240 You know what he does? 0.62
00:40:56.160 Toad, are you typing up the AI paragraphs about what happens in the show?
00:40:59.380 Is that you?
00:40:59.880 Are you doing that?
00:41:00.400 It might be him.
00:41:00.860 It might be actually him.
00:41:01.520 Because sometimes you read it.
00:41:03.080 From what I understand, if you remember all the things about AI, it's always just a bunch of Indians. 1.00
00:41:10.260 Like in India, everything we've learned about AI, it's just always been humans.
00:41:14.840 So there's just an Indian watching us having to type it up. 0.99
00:41:17.540 It's just like a bunch of Indians watching every YouTube video, live YouTube video to type it up. 0.99
00:41:21.940 That's what they're doing.
00:41:22.600 AI doesn't exist.
00:41:23.760 Let me complete the narrative that I was trying to explain. 0.99
00:41:26.500 So it starts off like you have this Catch a Predator shit. 0.99
00:41:29.140 It's just like it's for TV. 0.99
00:41:30.640 Like Chris Hansen.
00:41:31.780 Yeah.
00:41:32.100 It's pretty docile when you consider the egregious nature of the act that these dudes are intending to perpetrate.
00:41:39.100 Then, over the past month, I start to see these ones where it's just rando dudes on the street that are hunting pedophiles that like they have DM'd them. 0.99
00:41:48.240 They've got them to say creepy shit. 1.00
00:41:49.920 And now... 1.00
00:41:50.320 Sneeko is doing it. 0.99
00:41:51.340 And now over the past 48 hours, I'm just seeing these dudes beat the living shit out of these guys. 0.73
00:41:55.820 So they're not even like... 0.99
00:41:57.280 Do they even like confront them like, hey, you did this or they just go up and just beat the fuck out of them? 0.85
00:42:00.720 No, no, no. 0.52
00:42:01.100 They lost the video.
00:42:01.980 They talk to them, but like...
00:42:03.720 The day she was born, you came up to me.
00:42:05.760 Oh! 0.60
00:42:06.320 Stop! 1.00
00:42:07.120 That was a good...
00:42:09.040 And your wife's about to find out. 0.99
00:42:10.840 What do you think about that?
00:42:11.560 Oh, this is bad.
00:42:12.240 This dude's waiting for his kid to be born.
00:42:13.840 Your wife finds out the truth.
00:42:14.620 On the day...
00:42:16.320 On the day of your baby being born.
00:42:18.820 Not even on the day. 0.98
00:42:19.260 And I fucked up and I screwed up. 0.95
00:42:20.840 Not even on the day. 1.00
00:42:21.840 The fucking moment. 0.99
00:42:23.080 The moment. 1.00
00:42:24.700 The moment.
00:42:25.200 I just had a baby.
00:42:26.340 I just had a baby.
00:42:27.480 Okay.
00:42:28.300 I just had a baby. 0.98
00:42:29.540 Just hitting them and just randomly is so fucking funny. 0.98
00:42:33.940 I have no idea. 0.94
00:42:37.800 Where are the drugs going?
00:42:41.920 Dude, this is like the LAPD in the 1980s. 0.98
00:42:44.620 It really is to black people. 0.95
00:42:49.260 That's it. 1.00
00:42:49.900 Pedophiles are the new black people. 1.00
00:42:52.720 You said right here, I want to blank you in your blank. 1.00
00:42:55.300 Well, I'm going to blank you in your blank right now, motherfucker. 1.00
00:42:58.240 I swear to God. 1.00
00:42:59.660 I can log on to Twitter tomorrow and it'll just be these pedo hunters that are just raping on video, the pedophiles. 1.00
00:43:07.060 Do you like it? 1.00
00:43:08.360 Do you like it?
00:43:09.100 That actually sounds really...
00:43:10.200 Because it sounds like a way...
00:43:11.800 Tyler, play another one. 1.00
00:43:13.260 Instead of working out to release all the anger in you, you just find a pedo and just beat the fuck out of him. 1.00
00:43:19.200 Wait, wait, wait. 0.99
00:43:19.940 It was so funny because it wasn't even...
00:43:22.980 He seemed pretty calm when he was talking and he would just randomly smack him. 0.99
00:43:27.740 He sympathized with that because you just want to just randomly fuck him. 1.00
00:43:31.180 Just fucking... 1.00
00:43:32.120 Just any time you have any urge at all, just do it. 1.00
00:43:34.780 Just fucking... 0.99
00:43:35.360 It's a pedo. 1.00
00:43:36.000 Who cares? 1.00
00:43:36.580 If you rape a male pedophile, it's a gang. 1.00
00:43:38.680 Oh, he's slashing his tires. 1.00
00:43:41.900 Let's have a talk about what you're doing here.
00:43:43.860 Mike.
00:43:44.320 We know everything.
00:43:45.060 You have the car, Mike.
00:43:46.760 Yo, he just stabbed his tire.
00:43:48.440 Yeah, he slashed his tires. 0.99
00:43:50.200 No fucks given. 0.98
00:43:51.260 And they're videoing it. 0.97
00:43:53.680 And you know what?
00:43:54.520 No one's going to press charges.
00:43:55.640 No one's going to give...
00:43:56.860 Oh, there's another one.
00:43:57.900 Who are you here to be? 1.00
00:43:58.460 Who are you here to be, motherfucker? 1.00
00:44:02.700 I would not want to fuck with it. 1.00
00:44:06.460 The dude's holding a huge knife. 1.00
00:44:08.000 It's a huge fucking knife. 1.00
00:44:09.200 Just another one. 1.00
00:44:10.340 I don't know, man, because the cops, they don't like when you do this, when you're doing their job for you.
00:44:14.620 They get pissed.
00:44:15.240 They might actually arrest you for that.
00:44:16.700 Look at the size of that knife.
00:44:18.200 Jesus Christ.
00:44:19.440 Yeah.
00:44:19.740 I mean, they're hitting him in the face. 1.00
00:44:22.320 They're body slamming him and shit. 0.99
00:44:23.800 Like, it's just progressing so rapidly. 0.94
00:44:26.580 Anyways, the point I wanted to get to is that, like...
00:44:28.400 It's healthy.
00:44:29.280 The nature...
00:44:29.960 I'm not saying it's unhealthy. 0.93
00:44:31.040 I'm just saying it's evolving fucking rapidly. 0.99
00:44:33.480 Like, I think we're going to see pedos being hung on, like, Twitch and shit very soon. 0.99
00:44:38.520 Like, it's coming. 0.99
00:44:39.000 Let's go.
00:44:40.180 Do you think this...
00:44:41.640 Whatever. 0.99
00:44:42.080 I mean, I don't give a fuck. 0.99
00:44:42.880 I'm just saying it's evolving fucking quick. 0.99
00:44:44.940 There's someone in the Twitch chat. 1.00
00:44:46.220 We're talking about how we should kill pedos. 1.00
00:44:49.180 This is... 1.00
00:44:49.940 It's an interesting one. 1.00
00:44:50.680 Should you kill them? 1.00
00:44:51.920 I don't... 1.00
00:44:52.240 Yeah, maybe.
00:44:52.980 But what they're doing, like, how they're treating them is really good.
00:44:56.380 That's how they should be treated in public.
00:44:58.520 Yeah, probably.
00:44:58.860 This is what the internet was for.
00:45:00.040 As long as you have the right guy.
00:45:01.700 Like, that's... 0.99
00:45:02.180 My concern is, like, this is all vigilante shit, so... 0.99
00:45:05.120 Nah. 0.99
00:45:05.680 Like, I...
00:45:06.500 Batman, you know...
00:45:07.900 I love it.
00:45:08.400 Cole's like, no.
00:45:09.460 They're batting 100 out of 100.
00:45:11.040 I'm sure they get it right every single time.
00:45:12.120 No, no, no, no, no.
00:45:12.500 You gotta break a few eggs.
00:45:13.260 Yeah, let's say you gotta break a few eggs and make an omelet.
00:45:15.220 You gotta...
00:45:15.600 You gotta...
00:45:16.160 Unless... 0.99
00:45:16.620 Listen, unless they're being dicks and just doing this, but I think... 1.00
00:45:19.220 You gotta kill a couple good fathers to get all the pedos out of there, okay? 1.00
00:45:22.920 No, they're texting this... 1.00
00:45:24.300 They're texting this dude as, like, a 13-year-old.
00:45:26.900 And he's the one...
00:45:27.860 Oh, jeez.
00:45:28.480 Like, they're the one that he's trying to meet up.
00:45:31.320 Yeah, no, I know, but sometimes they'll be like...
00:45:33.520 They'll be like, yo, you Carl?
00:45:35.020 And he's like, yeah, I'm Carl.
00:45:36.820 And then they'll be like... 0.97
00:45:37.900 And they'll just start beating the fuck out of him. 0.67
00:45:39.340 And you're like, what if that's just a dude named Carl? 0.91
00:45:41.720 I don't know.
00:45:42.460 No, they have his picture.
00:45:43.860 Honestly, I know...
00:45:45.640 I've looked at a lot of pedos.
00:45:47.920 Dude, these dudes are picking up on kids with their actual faces on the internet?
00:45:51.580 I feel like 90% of pedos are named Carl, so you have a good...
00:45:55.800 You have a good hit rate.
00:45:57.320 Yeah, he's a good guess. 1.00
00:45:58.580 We should just kill all Carl. 1.00
00:45:59.660 Maybe we should just deal with Carl, yeah. 1.00
00:46:01.400 Yeah, just deal with Carl.
00:46:03.220 That's why they call it Carl's Jr.
00:46:05.100 Oh, yeah.
00:46:06.180 I'd say we just press charges when they get it wrong. 0.99
00:46:08.520 And other than that, who gives a fuck? 0.99
00:46:09.960 Yeah. 0.99
00:46:10.620 Yeah.
00:46:11.700 There you go.
00:46:12.020 Carl's likes the Jrs.
00:46:13.300 I'll listen. 0.99
00:46:14.220 If his name is Carl Goldstein, definite pedophile. 0.98
00:46:18.240 Carl Goldstein, yeah. 0.99
00:46:22.080 And that's part of the problem. 0.99
00:46:24.460 If they have their picture and their dick pics, 0.99
00:46:26.960 they need to share the dick pics for Cocktober. 1.00
00:46:29.800 That would be great. 1.00
00:46:30.700 I cannot want to evaluate pedophiles' dick pics. 1.00
00:46:32.960 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00
00:46:35.160 This is a great thing for the show.
00:46:37.380 It's insane. 0.71
00:46:38.120 We set up pedophiles,
00:46:40.600 so we're doing two things at once.
00:46:42.900 I like this.
00:46:43.480 We're doing two things at once.
00:46:45.520 Let me go ahead, because we're doing two things at once.
00:46:47.220 One, we get dicks for Cocktober, 1.00
00:46:49.140 and two, we also get to make these pedophile beat-up videos, too. 1.00
00:46:52.420 We get to fine them and beat the fuck out of them, 1.00
00:46:54.160 and then we get to rate their dicks on stream. 0.99
00:46:57.240 I mean, it's a great, like, we get double the content out of, you know, 0.98
00:47:01.720 and doing a good deed for society.
00:47:03.120 One of those dudes just got shot.
00:47:05.100 I don't know if you know that.
00:47:06.380 Yep.
00:47:06.780 The dude that kicked the dude in the face, he just got shot.
00:47:09.020 I think it was last week's episode when I told you guys,
00:47:11.160 someone's going to die doing this.
00:47:12.400 Someone pulled a gun on Alex, 0.74
00:47:14.100 because now they know what's going on.
00:47:15.620 One of them got shot.
00:47:16.540 Wait, the pedos have guns?
00:47:19.000 Yeah.
00:47:19.200 Some of them, yeah. 0.88
00:47:20.900 One of them shot one of the pedo hunters in the leg.
00:47:23.240 This is almost turning into, like, a weird type of gang war. 0.99
00:47:25.780 You have the pedos and the pedo hunters.
00:47:27.720 As the dude's bleeding out from his leg, 0.79
00:47:30.420 homeboy's in the back saying,
00:47:31.280 we've got to stay for the cops.
00:47:32.180 We've got to stay for the cops.
00:47:32.960 We've got to make sure that we stay, you know, right with the law.
00:47:35.140 It's like, homeboy's going to die.
00:47:36.380 Like, he's bleeding out right now.
00:47:37.480 What are you doing?
00:47:38.260 I just think it's, like, super dangerous.
00:47:39.860 But, hey, it is a service to society.
00:47:43.620 It's just, like, it's so...
00:47:45.200 I think it really is a condemnation.
00:47:46.840 I know this is kind of serious,
00:47:47.580 but this is a condemnation of our judicial system.
00:47:50.200 Like, why aren't cops doing this?
00:47:51.960 I think because they're so busy dealing with, like, 1.00
00:47:54.180 fucking black people and other crime like that. 1.00
00:47:57.460 For real. 1.00
00:47:58.220 Like, if we... 0.99
00:47:58.780 They're too busy with the blacks. 1.00
00:48:00.320 They can't deal with the pedos. 1.00
00:48:01.420 They're like, listen...
00:48:01.940 Let's talk about the perfect homogenous society. 0.99
00:48:03.360 And I just saw this guy fucking do-rag Vince in the chat. 1.00
00:48:05.740 He's a pussy bitch. 1.00
00:48:07.000 He's all this, like, on this white supremacist shit. 1.00
00:48:08.980 But listen, I'll give you the fact of the matter. 1.00
00:48:10.700 It's like, yeah, no, white people would have a much... 0.85
00:48:12.860 It would be a much safer society. 0.99
00:48:15.280 But, you know, who would cuck you, then, 0.99
00:48:18.220 if it's only white people? 0.99
00:48:19.480 You guys say that, 0.99
00:48:20.760 but most of the pedos I see in these sting operations 0.99
00:48:22.880 are white dudes. 0.98
00:48:24.180 Yeah, they are.
00:48:24.860 Yeah, for sure.
00:48:26.020 That's obvious.
00:48:27.340 There's a flaw in your logic there.
00:48:28.920 No, when you watch, like, true crime...
00:48:29.620 No, no, no, no.
00:48:30.420 He's saying that it's still, like...
00:48:33.140 Because the...
00:48:33.880 Basically, what the cops have done,
00:48:35.380 they've been like,
00:48:35.860 murder is more important to us 1.00
00:48:37.520 than, like, fucking kids. 1.00
00:48:39.200 And they were like, 1.00
00:48:39.840 I think that comes from the top.
00:48:40.720 I love you, Vince.
00:48:41.720 Vince, I'll unblock you.
00:48:43.200 I'll unblock you, fam. 0.68
00:48:44.220 No, but it's true.
00:48:45.240 When you watch, like, true crime,
00:48:46.920 like, America's Most Wanderers,
00:48:47.920 and they show somebody's face on the screen, 0.82
00:48:49.600 if it's a black dude, 0.97
00:48:50.420 it's always he shot a guy. 0.99
00:48:52.120 And if it's a white dude, 1.00
00:48:53.040 it's always he raped a kid. 1.00
00:48:54.900 Like, there's never anything else. 0.98
00:48:57.420 You can bookmark that.
00:48:59.660 And if it's a white woman, 0.99
00:49:01.020 it's just that she had sexual relations 1.00
00:49:02.520 with a 14-year-old, 0.98
00:49:03.360 and she's a school teacher.
00:49:04.360 That's every time.
00:49:05.420 Or, yeah, so it's...
00:49:06.400 They're never...
00:49:06.780 You notice that the sting operation,
00:49:09.060 never goes after the smoke show
00:49:10.600 24-year-old female teacher.
00:49:12.620 No. 1.00
00:49:12.840 Imagine just walk up to some young bitch 1.00
00:49:14.460 and start beating her up in Walmart. 1.00
00:49:15.960 That's what I want to do. 0.89
00:49:16.540 Oh, that's even better.
00:49:17.560 Can we just start beating up teachers? 0.72
00:49:19.080 You've been blowing your lucky 16-year-old student, 1.00
00:49:20.900 you stupid bitch. 1.00
00:49:22.040 No, I think we should do the opposite, 1.00
00:49:24.120 and we should... 1.00
00:49:24.600 You're going to blow me now, bitch. 1.00
00:49:25.740 I think we should... 1.00
00:49:26.360 If we could make a clip,
00:49:27.060 like, if we made a clip of us,
00:49:29.320 like, imagine us in practical Joker style,
00:49:31.980 and we're going into Walmart, 0.98
00:49:33.440 and we're busting a female pedophile, 1.00
00:49:36.100 and you just fucking start... 1.00
00:49:37.200 No. 0.99
00:49:37.580 It could be Liz, 0.95
00:49:38.620 and we just punch Liz right in Walmart. 1.00
00:49:40.160 No, I think there's something better,
00:49:41.520 because I don't think the young boy...
00:49:45.080 It depends on how young, 0.99
00:49:46.200 but if a teenage boy is fucking his teacher, 1.00
00:49:49.840 I think if a teenage boy is fucking his teacher, 1.00
00:49:52.580 and he lets it go, 1.00
00:49:54.120 he lets it out, 0.94
00:49:54.860 like, he's the one that rats on her, 0.81
00:49:57.020 I think we beat him up 1.00
00:49:58.160 for being a fucking pushy. 0.99
00:49:59.460 I have an even better idea. 0.99
00:50:01.580 You guys ready?
00:50:02.100 Strap in.
00:50:02.500 All right.
00:50:02.880 We're going to find the contact info 0.86
00:50:05.420 for one of these pedo hunters.
00:50:06.960 We're going to send them Toad's info,
00:50:10.000 then have them DM him,
00:50:12.260 have him just play into it,
00:50:14.580 but then when he gets there,
00:50:15.520 he just goes,
00:50:17.260 gotcha,
00:50:17.720 and he's, like, punked,
00:50:18.560 but they don't believe him, 0.97
00:50:19.720 and they end up beating the shit out of him. 1.00
00:50:20.180 But they still fuck him up? 1.00
00:50:21.240 Yeah. 0.98
00:50:21.460 It'd be amazing.
00:50:23.020 Dude.
00:50:23.960 But then we've already laid the...
00:50:26.460 Even better,
00:50:27.400 we just pretend that Toad is a 17-year-old boy,
00:50:31.860 and so they give him a 14-year-old girl or whatever,
00:50:33.960 and so they're like,
00:50:35.560 oh, you were messaging a 17-year-old boy, 1.00
00:50:37.960 you fucking pedos, 1.00
00:50:39.140 and then beat them up, 1.00
00:50:40.640 and then they just flip it on him.
00:50:42.720 If this didn't put Toad's life at jeopardy,
00:50:45.480 I would totally tell him to do this bit, 0.95
00:50:47.400 because that would be really fucking funny. 0.99
00:50:48.960 Look, he's not our fucking monkey, 1.00
00:50:50.260 but he could be our pedo. 1.00
00:50:52.260 Let's go.
00:50:54.060 I would...
00:50:54.940 At some point,
00:50:56.180 I think the...
00:50:56.660 There has to be a time
00:50:58.260 where a pedo hunter 0.96
00:50:59.280 actually is a pedo themselves, 0.94
00:51:01.180 and they get caught from another hunter.
00:51:02.860 Chris Hansen.
00:51:03.380 And so there's, like,
00:51:03.980 a weird thing
00:51:04.520 where they're both going against each other.
00:51:06.060 They're just, like,
00:51:06.860 two...
00:51:07.620 Like, faking to be two 16-year-olds
00:51:09.340 talking to each other,
00:51:10.400 and they come up,
00:51:11.280 and they meet up like...
00:51:11.900 And then they both show up, 0.98
00:51:12.480 and they just beat the living shit out of each other. 0.98
00:51:13.360 Yeah. 0.87
00:51:13.380 Like at the end of Anchorman 2,
00:51:16.460 where, like,
00:51:16.840 all the pedo hunters show up, 0.99
00:51:18.660 and they'll beat the fuck out of each other 0.99
00:51:20.100 in, like, an all-out brawl. 0.73
00:51:21.560 That sounds really fun.
00:51:23.200 I think that's how this is going to end.
00:51:24.660 Actually, no.
00:51:25.340 I think the way it's going to end
00:51:26.340 is that it's going to be
00:51:27.460 a sting operation
00:51:28.580 from one of these vigilantes
00:51:29.600 runs into a sting operation
00:51:31.160 from a cop.
00:51:32.640 A cop.
00:51:33.120 Oh, yes. 0.99
00:51:33.660 And then they're going to fucking end up 0.99
00:51:34.740 in a shootout. 0.99
00:51:35.480 Honestly, we can do this to Toad, 1.00
00:51:39.780 and it will be fucked up. 0.99
00:51:41.060 But we could set him up like this. 0.98
00:51:43.620 I would love to set Toad up
00:51:44.740 in a pedo trap.
00:51:46.600 I mean, we could do it
00:51:47.400 without his consent. 1.00
00:51:48.100 It's fucked up. 0.99
00:51:49.320 No, we should. 1.00
00:51:50.020 It's fucked up to think of. 0.99
00:51:50.600 Look, honestly, 0.99
00:51:51.560 let's just get the ball rolling,
00:51:53.000 tell our audience to set him up,
00:51:54.180 and then just, like,
00:51:55.080 let it happen.
00:51:55.580 As soon as I get the message...
00:51:57.380 It sounds overrated.
00:51:58.440 Dude, as soon as I get a message
00:51:59.840 from a 14-year-old girl, 1.00
00:52:01.040 I'll just know that it's you fuckers, 1.00
00:52:02.800 and I'll just... 1.00
00:52:04.180 From Now On, by the way.
00:52:06.100 He was only talking to me
00:52:07.100 from now on.
00:52:07.840 He's like,
00:52:08.180 you shouldn't have warned me
00:52:10.120 because I would have fallen for it.
00:52:11.540 From Now On,
00:52:12.640 I can't do it anymore.
00:52:13.600 Your Honor,
00:52:14.140 I was only talking dirty
00:52:15.200 because I thought it was the homie. 1.00
00:52:16.820 I'm talking about getting a burner phone
00:52:18.480 that could spoof your phone number
00:52:20.480 and just do this, like,
00:52:21.980 on my side.
00:52:22.640 And never tell anybody.
00:52:24.520 And then one day,
00:52:25.340 just wait.
00:52:25.960 One day until you see him 1.00
00:52:26.900 fucking go viral on TikTok. 0.99
00:52:28.300 Dude, three months from now, 1.00
00:52:29.980 his fucking brain trauma 1.00
00:52:31.400 will have already forgotten this moment. 1.00
00:52:32.820 You can set him up in negative. 1.00
00:52:33.460 I only set my dick 1.00
00:52:34.420 because I knew it was for Cocktober. 1.00
00:52:36.620 Where do the pedo hunters
00:52:37.920 get the pictures out of underage girls? 1.00
00:52:40.400 Because I want to know that
00:52:41.020 because that has to be a weird thing
00:52:42.760 to like...
00:52:43.180 That's a weird one.
00:52:43.700 Yeah, that's a weird thing
00:52:44.440 because they have to look up on Google
00:52:45.600 14-year-old girls.
00:52:48.380 Honestly, you could just go to...
00:52:49.380 They used, like, a decoy.
00:52:51.340 They used somebody who looked that young
00:52:52.700 but they were actually, like, 18.
00:52:53.620 Yeah, but these guys don't have that much.
00:52:54.960 They don't have decoys.
00:52:56.320 You could just go to Pornhub
00:52:57.640 and find, like, young-looking chicks 0.99
00:52:59.340 that are 18.
00:53:00.180 You know, it'd be easy.
00:53:02.160 You could find midgets. 0.85
00:53:02.760 Oh, and so then the guy's not guilty of anything.
00:53:05.000 It's the smaller cost.
00:53:06.460 The whole point is that
00:53:07.520 they thought it was a 14-year-old
00:53:10.040 so then it's like...
00:53:11.080 Which is a really...
00:53:12.000 It's technically entrapment.
00:53:13.560 That's why I don't think, like...
00:53:16.000 I don't think that the guys...
00:53:18.260 I wonder, like...
00:53:19.020 Maybe someone can fact-check this.
00:53:20.540 Did the guys caught on To Catch a Predator?
00:53:22.600 Did they actually go to jail
00:53:23.640 because it technically was entrapment?
00:53:25.300 Honestly...
00:53:25.740 I heard a lot of those cases got thrown out.
00:53:27.620 If you watch at the end...
00:53:28.940 If you watch at the end,
00:53:29.900 they always would say...
00:53:31.340 And I'd say probably, like,
00:53:32.720 over half of them usually get off.
00:53:34.200 Yeah, because they saw the nature of it.
00:53:38.660 It's like...
00:53:39.540 Yeah, but I think they...
00:53:40.600 No, they definitely got off
00:53:41.480 because they saw the 14-year-old girl.
00:53:43.760 That's why.
00:53:44.440 This is why they started making these shows, though.
00:53:46.420 Dude, my favorite To Catch a Predator
00:53:47.800 was the one where the guy was a fan of the show
00:53:49.680 and he was like, 0.99
00:53:50.080 you're fucking Chris Hansen, man. 0.99
00:53:51.500 And you know what, though? 1.00
00:53:53.540 The ones that got off
00:53:54.800 were usually the ones 0.99
00:53:55.880 that just didn't fucking run their mouths. 0.99
00:53:57.660 Dude, that's the best... 0.99
00:53:58.600 That's the best defensive angle imaginable.
00:54:00.740 You just go,
00:54:01.300 I've been trying to meet you for years.
00:54:03.500 Finally, you're here.
00:54:04.820 And that's the whole reason you were doing it. 0.99
00:54:06.980 I fucked so many 14-year-olds to get here. 0.99
00:54:12.480 I kept coming to the house being like, 1.00
00:54:14.900 maybe Chris Hansen's over the side.
00:54:16.000 I just really wanted to be on Dateline.
00:54:17.060 Thank you so much.
00:54:18.980 He was like,
00:54:19.480 listen, I had to break a couple eggs
00:54:20.780 to get to the omelet.
00:54:21.540 I mean, finally here.
00:54:23.040 Tyler, what did I just put in the chat there?
00:54:25.180 I committed dozens of felonies.
00:54:26.880 Wasn't there that one guy
00:54:27.780 that he came in there
00:54:28.580 and he had the pizza
00:54:29.620 and he just started eating the pizza?
00:54:31.320 He was like,
00:54:32.460 well, I guess the kid's not going to need it.
00:54:36.400 Chowing down. 1.00
00:54:38.020 God damn. 1.00
00:54:38.860 Oh, then there was the one guy 1.00
00:54:39.700 that got completely naked immediately.
00:54:42.200 She was like,
00:54:42.800 I'm going to be back.
00:54:43.680 He just rips all his clothes off.
00:54:45.640 They're like,
00:54:46.240 get comfortable.
00:54:47.200 He's like,
00:54:47.620 all right, baby.
00:54:48.400 See that, dude?
00:54:51.920 If you actually,
00:54:52.760 if you just have some underage kid
00:54:54.440 or some young sounding actress upstairs
00:54:56.840 that's shouting down,
00:54:57.680 take your clothes off,
00:54:58.480 I think at that point,
00:54:59.300 you don't need any due process.
00:55:01.720 Just like.
00:55:02.340 Yeah.
00:55:02.920 It's true. 0.98
00:55:03.440 The shut the fuck up legal events 0.99
00:55:04.500 is undefeated. 0.99
00:55:05.660 It's literally the best.
00:55:06.640 If anything ever happens
00:55:08.040 and you get in legal trouble, 1.00
00:55:09.640 just shut the fuck up 1.00
00:55:10.760 and ask for a lawyer. 1.00
00:55:11.680 Mr. McCray,
00:55:12.200 you cannot return to that residence.
00:55:14.320 Oh, but how do you just go
00:55:15.200 tell me I can't go home now?
00:55:16.560 What?
00:55:16.900 How are you going to tell me
00:55:18.360 I can't go to my mom?
00:55:19.640 I just did.
00:55:21.460 Well, I bet I do.
00:55:22.860 Well, then you're in contempt,
00:55:24.660 young lady,
00:55:25.100 and you've got 30 days.
00:55:26.580 So you're not going. 0.99
00:55:27.480 This is the fucking defense goal. 0.99
00:55:28.980 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1.00
00:55:29.580 Get back.
00:55:30.260 Get back.
00:55:31.480 Get back.
00:55:34.060 That's another 30 days.
00:55:35.700 That's 60 days.
00:55:37.280 So what?
00:55:38.640 90 days.
00:55:40.040 So?
00:55:41.080 120 days.
00:55:42.120 Okay, and?
00:55:43.980 180 days.
00:55:45.340 I'm hurting.
00:55:47.020 Wait.
00:55:49.180 Pause it.
00:55:49.860 I'm on her side now.
00:55:51.160 Just be like, 1.00
00:55:51.860 fuck you. 1.00
00:55:53.020 Make it 200 days. 1.00
00:55:53.920 I don't give a fuck. 0.99
00:55:54.900 Make it my whole life. 0.99
00:55:57.580 Three times in the car.
00:55:58.840 Let's go.
00:55:59.660 I believe that's called
00:56:00.520 oppositional defiance disorder,
00:56:02.060 and I have it.
00:56:03.320 Yeah.
00:56:04.020 Yeah, to be like,
00:56:05.040 that's 30 days in contempt.
00:56:07.100 It's like, 1.00
00:56:07.260 all right, fuck you. 1.00
00:56:08.220 Make it 100 days. 1.00
00:56:09.220 I don't give a fuck. 0.99
00:56:09.880 Like, you're not going to use, 0.99
00:56:12.000 you're just going to send something.
00:56:12.780 That lady's missing how far 1.00
00:56:13.200 he can count to 30s. 1.00
00:56:15.520 Fuck me. 1.00
00:56:17.000 Yeah, she can't. 1.00
00:56:17.700 Get your hands up for me, man.
00:56:19.760 By the way,
00:56:20.100 he skips over 150.
00:56:21.000 What are you about to say?
00:56:21.920 Yeah, he did.
00:56:22.580 Oh, wait, that's a dude.
00:56:23.500 Nothing.
00:56:24.640 We'll talk in six months
00:56:25.940 when you're ready to come back
00:56:27.080 for your case.
00:56:27.820 Bye.
00:56:28.000 Bye.
00:56:28.160 Bye.
00:56:29.480 I ain't got anything
00:56:30.380 I got time with Aaron.
00:56:31.400 I got money.
00:56:32.300 That's 200 days.
00:56:34.520 You got anything else to say,
00:56:35.720 Ms. Perks? 0.99
00:56:36.320 Yeah, there we go.
00:56:40.340 There we go.
00:56:41.660 There we go.
00:56:42.280 That's what I'm waiting for. 1.00
00:56:43.780 Fuck you. 1.00
00:56:45.000 That's amazing. 1.00
00:56:46.860 That's basically me
00:56:47.660 when Tower Gang tells me
00:56:48.620 to do anything.
00:56:50.040 Yes, exactly.
00:56:50.960 That's true.
00:56:51.340 That's exactly toad.
00:56:52.380 We're trying to help you, though. 0.98
00:56:54.380 You can't shut up.
00:56:56.800 You get a year in prison.
00:56:58.420 That's gnarly.
00:56:59.600 Hey, Top,
00:57:00.100 wasn't last week
00:57:00.920 you were wanting to do something?
00:57:02.180 Because I just made me think
00:57:03.100 about the Twitch people in the chat.
00:57:04.580 You were wanting to set up 0.93
00:57:05.460 some sort of raid or some shit? 0.96
00:57:07.340 Or something like that? 0.95
00:57:08.000 Oh, yeah.
00:57:08.600 You were not.
00:57:09.680 Yeah, so at the end,
00:57:11.220 you do a raid on Rumble.
00:57:12.940 So whoever's live,
00:57:14.040 you send them over.
00:57:15.100 Maybe we'll send them to Nick Fuentes.
00:57:16.880 Oh, yeah.
00:57:17.860 Yo, we should do that.
00:57:18.840 By the way,
00:57:19.500 Dr. Drew raids my feed with Luke
00:57:22.740 once a week.
00:57:24.800 He just ships his whole audience to us. 0.99
00:57:26.740 It's fucking crazy. 0.99
00:57:27.340 And every time, 0.99
00:57:28.240 because I assume that he sees it
00:57:29.860 for a few minutes,
00:57:30.440 I don't know if he does or not,
00:57:31.520 but I just shout how attractive he is 0.66
00:57:33.200 and I try and make it super gay. 0.76
00:57:34.700 Why don't you shout 0.95
00:57:35.360 how awesome Tower Gang is?
00:57:37.620 Buttfinger? 0.99
00:57:40.580 Cole's new shirt.
00:57:42.200 I did find that shirt on Instagram
00:57:44.040 and I sent it to them
00:57:45.080 and I said,
00:57:45.500 I need this shirt right now.
00:57:46.820 You should tell Dr. Drew
00:57:47.700 that we figured out the shirt
00:57:48.920 30 years after him
00:57:50.120 and Adam Carolla.
00:57:51.720 Yeah.
00:57:52.000 See what he says.
00:57:53.000 Does he live stream or not?
00:57:54.620 Because we could send people
00:57:55.380 over there and Edward tower him.
00:57:56.560 That'd be a good move.
00:57:57.360 By the way,
00:57:57.680 I know y'all don't really care
00:57:59.240 about Dr. Disrespect,
00:58:00.200 but this was absolutely wild.
00:58:01.740 I don't even know who he is.
00:58:03.280 He's one of the biggest streamers.
00:58:05.440 And I never heard of him. 0.99
00:58:06.440 He's in a fucking basketball game, right? 0.99
00:58:08.020 I don't know what he does. 1.00
00:58:09.420 No, he's not in a basketball game.
00:58:10.100 They said they took him
00:58:10.900 out of the new NBA 2K or whatever.
00:58:12.680 No, he was in an NFL game.
00:58:15.520 No, he wasn't.
00:58:17.020 I don't think he was in any game,
00:58:18.420 but he was in like Fortnite.
00:58:20.440 Like he's a- 0.82
00:58:20.820 Well, that's a game, Cole.
00:58:22.060 Yeah.
00:58:22.180 I know.
00:58:22.560 Fortnite?
00:58:22.940 Not a sports game.
00:58:24.500 Not a sports game.
00:58:25.120 Sorry, not a sports game.
00:58:26.060 He had a contract with the 49ers
00:58:30.900 to be like,
00:58:31.820 he was like one of their spokespeople.
00:58:33.800 He did a bunch of stuff with them.
00:58:35.640 But it was wild.
00:58:37.420 Because if y'all even care,
00:58:39.220 I can go down the whole-
00:58:40.100 Adriano, that's a question
00:58:41.100 you probably shouldn't be asking.
00:58:42.980 Depends on the state, really.
00:58:44.300 Even we have a nice year.
00:58:45.340 You should just wait a year.
00:58:46.840 He was in 2K?
00:58:48.700 Okay, maybe he was.
00:58:49.960 I didn't realize he was in 2K.
00:58:51.460 God, I didn't realize that.
00:58:52.880 That's a big game.
00:58:53.260 I played 2K and I didn't realize it.
00:58:55.020 Why are we obsessing on this point? 0.99
00:58:56.600 Get to the fucking meat of the story. 1.00
00:58:57.780 Guy was a pedophile. 1.00
00:58:58.300 There you go. 0.99
00:58:59.260 No, it was great.
00:59:00.220 So like in 2020,
00:59:02.000 he just signed like a multi-million dollar deal
00:59:06.040 with Twitch.
00:59:06.880 And then the next day,
00:59:08.600 they like cut him off
00:59:09.960 and both sides were like,
00:59:11.700 didn't say anything on why.
00:59:13.620 He just got cut off.
00:59:14.760 They said,
00:59:15.040 you can't no longer stream on Twitch anymore.
00:59:17.060 So he like moved over to YouTube.
00:59:19.400 And then like every year after that,
00:59:21.120 they went to court and all this stuff.
00:59:23.480 And basically nothing happened.
00:59:24.960 Well, then the other like last week,
00:59:27.880 one of his coworkers,
00:59:30.560 like the guy that helped found like a company he did
00:59:32.800 that makes games was like, 0.96
00:59:35.180 yeah, he's basically a pedophile. 0.94
00:59:37.020 Like he was talking to some underage girls on Twitch, 0.99
00:59:40.060 like through their like DM thing.
00:59:42.020 And Twitch found out
00:59:42.940 and then just cut him off
00:59:43.760 but didn't say anything.
00:59:44.900 And so he just comes out the next day
00:59:47.060 and he goes,
00:59:48.280 he said,
00:59:49.080 I'm just going to level with you guys.
00:59:50.740 Be like,
00:59:51.040 Jig is up.
00:59:53.300 It's actually a hilarious,
00:59:55.420 if you have the tweet, 0.89
00:59:56.760 it's so fucking funny. 0.83
00:59:57.760 It was just, 0.98
00:59:58.300 it was like an admission,
00:59:59.240 but then no one asked for.
01:00:00.640 Yes.
01:00:01.060 No one was,
01:00:01.700 no one was asking for him.
01:00:02.980 He was like,
01:00:03.620 I'm always honest with you guys. 0.83
01:00:05.360 I'm not going to bullshit.
01:00:06.680 I'm not going to, 1.00
01:00:07.120 I'm going to cut through the bullshit here. 0.99
01:00:08.400 He was like, 0.99
01:00:08.800 what killed me about it though,
01:00:10.000 it was like a hundred thousand plus likes on it.
01:00:12.140 I was like, 0.99
01:00:12.600 who the fuck is liking this tweet? 0.99
01:00:14.200 That's what, 0.99
01:00:14.640 that's the crazy thing is,
01:00:15.960 they will still,
01:00:16.940 nothing will happen to him.
01:00:18.020 I was like,
01:00:18.380 he lost a lot of like sponsors and stuff,
01:00:20.280 but his followers will do nothing.
01:00:22.400 They will still watch him.
01:00:23.620 They'll be like,
01:00:24.180 you didn't do nothing wrong.
01:00:25.720 I got to say,
01:00:26.820 I got to say two times,
01:00:28.100 Sneeko,
01:00:28.780 even though I don't agree with the broader point he was making,
01:00:32.360 the point he did make about how Pokimane
01:00:34.440 has a bunch of underage kids 0.99
01:00:36.140 that are jerking off while she's wild. 1.00
01:00:37.940 Yeah. 0.99
01:00:38.040 And I was like, 0.99
01:00:39.240 that's a compelling argument that like what she's doing is equally fucked up. 0.99
01:00:42.740 That was just me. 0.99
01:00:43.560 I just look young.
01:00:45.260 You don't look,
01:00:46.520 it was the,
01:00:47.140 okay.
01:00:47.260 So the funniest part about it is he said,
01:00:49.360 I had,
01:00:50.280 um,
01:00:51.920 what's the word?
01:00:52.820 Like inappropriate,
01:00:53.720 um,
01:00:55.100 conversations with a person or with,
01:00:58.080 with,
01:00:58.460 uh,
01:00:59.100 with,
01:00:59.480 uh,
01:01:00.300 an individual.
01:01:01.020 So with an individual,
01:01:01.700 then he edited the tweet to put in minor.
01:01:04.040 No,
01:01:04.500 at first he said minor individual.
01:01:06.000 He edited the tweet,
01:01:06.960 took out minor.
01:01:07.600 Then edited it again and put minor back in.
01:01:10.140 So he had like three versions of the tweet.
01:01:12.800 And because of Twitter's new rules,
01:01:14.800 you can't see who liked the tweet.
01:01:16.220 Do I want it in there?
01:01:17.520 The kind of call from the lawyers.
01:01:19.000 The lawyer had to call and be like, 1.00
01:01:20.220 what the fuck are you doing? 0.99
01:01:22.460 It's cool to see these, 1.00
01:01:23.620 these like creators become the celebrities,
01:01:25.480 you know, 0.99
01:01:26.020 like the celebrities were all coked out and fucked up, 0.99
01:01:28.100 but now we have this whole creator class that's really ruining their lives in front of us. 0.99
01:01:32.220 And it's just beautiful to see.
01:01:33.560 There's a,
01:01:33.920 there's a video.
01:01:34.760 So weird.
01:01:35.420 I don't know who any of these people are.
01:01:38.260 So it's like,
01:01:39.180 but there's this tremendous outrage and outburst of attention.
01:01:42.720 And I'm just like,
01:01:43.540 I don't know any,
01:01:44.580 like literally don't know anything about them.
01:01:46.600 And that's just such a new phenomenon.
01:01:48.080 There's a, 0.97
01:01:48.420 there's a fucking hilarious video of him. 0.99
01:01:50.280 So he was streaming whenever someone put out the tweet about him being a pedo or whatever. 0.98
01:01:55.460 And there,
01:01:56.920 and you can see him like he's playing Elden Ring and then like he picks up his phone and he looks at it and you can,
01:02:02.040 he's always in a,
01:02:03.260 so he always wears a wig and sunglasses.
01:02:06.460 But even through that,
01:02:07.680 you can see him just like realize like, 1.00
01:02:09.780 Oh fuck. 1.00
01:02:11.000 And like, 1.00
01:02:11.240 he didn't say anything,
01:02:11.860 but his whole demeanor changes.
01:02:13.140 Then he has to come back to stream and like start talking to the people.
01:02:16.040 And that's,
01:02:16.640 I don't know when he,
01:02:17.320 like why he put, 0.99
01:02:18.220 it was the dumbest. 0.98
01:02:18.960 It's one of the funniest ways to be like, 0.99
01:02:21.540 he literally just said, 0.99
01:02:22.400 I'm going to cut to the bullshit. 1.00
01:02:23.740 I said some inappropriate things. 0.99
01:02:25.340 To a minor,
01:02:25.980 but I'm not a pedophile.
01:02:27.760 I'm a father.
01:02:28.780 And he was like,
01:02:29.600 he's like,
01:02:31.040 and I want anybody that hates on me.
01:02:32.780 It's just a hater.
01:02:33.420 And just a jealous.
01:02:34.880 He admitted like,
01:02:35.280 he was like,
01:02:35.740 he's like,
01:02:36.020 yeah,
01:02:36.160 I found out she was younger and yes,
01:02:37.920 I still continued the relationship.
01:02:39.300 And yeah,
01:02:39.780 I don't think I did anything wrong,
01:02:41.720 but I apologize.
01:02:42.780 I was like,
01:02:43.180 Jesus Christ,
01:02:44.040 dude,
01:02:44.720 it's wild.
01:02:46.280 It's the funniest thing of just being like,
01:02:48.560 it's like if,
01:02:49.700 I don't know if Toby was just like,
01:02:51.160 yeah,
01:02:51.460 guys,
01:02:52.000 I'm a fed,
01:02:53.000 but you're still my friends guys.
01:02:55.080 All right.
01:02:55.580 I'm still your friend.
01:02:56.840 And he was like,
01:02:57.180 I'm not going to report you or anything.
01:02:58.900 Yes,
01:02:59.100 I'm a fed.
01:02:59.300 I feel like that happened a couple months ago.
01:03:00.940 It did actually happen.
01:03:02.060 I really wish you'd just level with us.
01:03:03.880 I'm like cool with it.
01:03:04.640 I don't even care really.
01:03:06.220 Just.
01:03:07.360 All right,
01:03:07.620 guys,
01:03:07.760 I feel like that was a very lengthy story that had no punchline.
01:03:10.800 And I'm disappointed in you.
01:03:11.660 No punchline.
01:03:12.220 It came up.
01:03:12.840 It was,
01:03:13.180 it was huge.
01:03:13.980 And it was about,
01:03:14.460 it's one of the most recent like pedophile cases. 0.99
01:03:16.260 But we're not a news fucking organization. 1.00
01:03:18.260 We don't give a fuck. 0.99
01:03:18.820 It's not funny. 0.98
01:03:20.600 There's nothing funny about it.
01:03:22.260 He hits us with the,
01:03:23.000 look,
01:03:23.280 why are you getting so sensitive when we talk about pedophiles?
01:03:25.820 But like,
01:03:26.660 Cole always hits us.
01:03:28.420 He always hits us with like the Zoomer. 0.81
01:03:29.720 I'm getting antsy because we haven't,
01:03:30.880 we haven't done the ad.
01:03:31.480 Zoomer culture. 1.00
01:03:32.340 I know the culture.
01:03:33.440 Zoomer culture nonsense. 1.00
01:03:34.020 Yeah.
01:03:34.240 So here's what we got.
01:03:35.220 We can,
01:03:35.500 we can do an ad read.
01:03:36.820 Cause right now,
01:03:37.640 the people don't know. 0.99
01:03:38.500 Let me pull this shit back up. 0.99
01:03:39.860 We're, 0.99
01:03:40.180 we're going,
01:03:41.300 we're getting paid.
01:03:42.240 So we're going only to the,
01:03:45.060 the Patreon in like a couple of minutes.
01:03:47.680 And then we'll end the episode there.
01:03:49.440 We're going to do something really cool. 0.99
01:03:51.080 I'll show you guys the fucking drop. 0.98
01:03:53.220 I think that should be in the Patreon. 0.99
01:03:54.440 So we could do the ad now.
01:03:55.740 We could do a Lainey clip or we could do a nigger fights. 1.00
01:03:59.760 What do you guys want to do?
01:04:00.760 How do you want to do that?
01:04:01.960 I would do the Lainey clip.
01:04:02.780 Let's let the audience decide.
01:04:05.480 Yeah.
01:04:05.760 All right.
01:04:06.080 So we'll do this ad and then.
01:04:09.400 What?
01:04:10.260 Do you want to save,
01:04:11.020 do you want to save the Lainey clip for later for like the paid audience? 0.59
01:04:14.420 Or do you want to save the nigger fights for later for the paid audience? 1.00
01:04:18.300 How do you want to do it? 0.63
01:04:18.900 Do you want to switch it around?
01:04:20.260 I think Lainey edit in this segment. 0.99
01:04:22.360 Lainey edit in this segment.
01:04:23.360 I see.
01:04:23.800 I see.
01:04:24.120 Oh,
01:04:24.320 there's,
01:04:24.540 I've,
01:04:24.720 I've seen like,
01:04:25.500 Lainey fight.
01:04:27.940 Lainey fight.
01:04:29.440 I'm going to be honest. 1.00
01:04:31.280 I don't feel comfortable paywalling shit. 0.98
01:04:34.200 But if we're doing it, 0.99
01:04:35.380 we're doing it.
01:04:35.800 So we'll see.
01:04:37.260 I thought this was what you wanted.
01:04:39.160 Yeah.
01:04:39.340 No,
01:04:39.440 I want to get paid. 0.99
01:04:40.060 I don't want to paywall shit. 0.99
01:04:40.820 That's sad. 0.99
01:04:41.680 That's,
01:04:42.000 that's how you,
01:04:43.280 that's how you work.
01:04:44.080 No,
01:04:44.820 you're right.
01:04:45.080 You're right.
01:04:45.220 You're right.
01:04:46.600 If we,
01:04:47.100 if we have to, 1.00
01:04:48.020 if we have to drag our stupid fucking audience kicking and screaming into sending us five bucks a month. 1.00
01:04:51.940 Okay, 1.00
01:04:52.260 we'll do it.
01:04:52.940 But I think that they ought to just all sign up and send us five bucks a month.
01:04:55.680 And then we could just not do any paywall.
01:04:57.380 So Clint,
01:04:58.060 you made me,
01:04:58.680 you made me call on people.
01:04:59.960 I kind of agree with Clint on this.
01:05:01.540 Wait,
01:05:01.720 wait.
01:05:01.920 So it was like,
01:05:02.640 you should just pay us out of your goodwill,
01:05:04.280 not because you're going to get anything extra out of it.
01:05:06.060 That's not how libertarianism works. 1.00
01:05:08.920 We can give them extra shit too. 1.00
01:05:11.200 That's so funny. 1.00
01:05:12.260 Speaking of getting paid,
01:05:13.580 by the way,
01:05:13.960 and slicing things off of the episode.
01:05:16.860 Hold on,
01:05:17.240 hold on.
01:05:17.580 Hey guys,
01:05:18.080 we need to get paid.
01:05:18.960 All right,
01:05:19.280 we're going to set up so people can pay us.
01:05:20.340 Hold on.
01:05:20.560 No,
01:05:20.760 no,
01:05:20.920 not like that.
01:05:21.680 I got to point this out.
01:05:23.620 This is Clint doing the whole Clint versus Toad thing.
01:05:27.380 And he's being a man of the people.
01:05:28.900 He's like,
01:05:29.160 no,
01:05:29.320 I can get on their good side by being,
01:05:31.520 I can even get on better on the good side.
01:05:33.120 That's not what I'm doing.
01:05:34.100 By being like,
01:05:34.780 guys,
01:05:35.440 we shouldn't,
01:05:35.940 we shouldn't care about the cause and I care about the movement. 0.99
01:05:37.820 I just don't give a fuck about these people. 0.98
01:05:38.980 Like I, 0.99
01:05:39.500 I don't,
01:05:40.360 I don't pay,
01:05:40.880 I don't pay well Liberty Lockdown.
01:05:42.200 I don't pay well anything.
01:05:42.960 So,
01:05:43.340 you know,
01:05:44.520 I just,
01:05:44.960 you just asked them to send you $2,000 mics instead.
01:05:50.280 Yeah.
01:05:51.560 I mean,
01:05:52.000 that's voluntary.
01:05:52.560 I'm not,
01:05:52.980 I'm not like keeping any content.
01:05:54.560 I think paywall is like a R4 play.
01:05:57.620 And Clint does not like the foreplay.
01:05:59.240 I don't like foreplay.
01:06:00.100 It's a good point.
01:06:00.880 He's like, 1.00
01:06:01.100 I just want to fuck. 1.00
01:06:01.880 I just want to fuck. 1.00
01:06:02.520 I just want to get in there and fuck. 1.00
01:06:03.360 I think you're wrong though, 1.00
01:06:03.640 Clint.
01:06:04.080 I think your audience is abused.
01:06:05.740 You're wrong.
01:06:06.560 Like we,
01:06:07.000 we want to make tender love to our audience by bringing them to the Patreon, 0.98
01:06:10.240 laying them down real nice into the fucking stream yard on air registration 1.00
01:06:13.000 and talking some shit to them. 1.00
01:06:14.840 You just want to fucking raw doggy. 1.00
01:06:16.560 No, 1.00
01:06:16.880 no,
01:06:16.980 no,
01:06:17.180 no,
01:06:17.380 no,
01:06:17.500 no,
01:06:17.640 no. 0.95
01:06:17.740 You are date raping our audience right now. 0.99
01:06:19.700 That's what you're doing. 0.99
01:06:20.980 No,
01:06:21.340 I'm conning them on $5.
01:06:22.740 We're giving the audience 12 shots here.
01:06:26.880 All right.
01:06:27.440 Thank you guys so much.
01:06:28.960 Nadeau.
01:06:29.820 Nadeau.
01:06:30.400 Nadeau.
01:06:30.800 Nadeau.
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01:07:04.820 Or is that like, 0.99
01:07:05.620 Oh yeah,
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01:07:06.400 Yeah.
01:07:06.740 You mean like in general,
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01:07:27.160 What are we looking at?
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01:07:29.060 You got to have balls come into this place. 1.00
01:07:32.720 I'm Gilroy Cunnings and I run Brooklyn ball barbers, 0.91
01:07:35.460 New York's original manscaping barbershop,
01:07:38.540 weddings,
01:07:39.140 anniversaries,
01:07:40.020 doctor visits.
01:07:41.040 We cater our services to any occasion. 0.97
01:07:43.240 The male genitalia is not the loveliest of God's creations. 0.94
01:07:46.960 I mean, 0.99
01:07:47.240 I think your kid actually said that guy's pubes are.
01:07:49.240 Our most popular styles include the lighting bolt,
01:07:52.160 flat tops,
01:07:53.000 bullseyes,
01:07:53.900 the bro dazzle,
01:07:55.000 crosshatch,
01:07:55.840 heart shapes,
01:07:56.800 full bulb,
01:07:57.740 cornrows,
01:07:58.800 landing strips,
01:07:59.460 and the comb over. 0.76
01:08:01.060 A lot of guys who come through these doors just want their rug to match their mug.
01:08:04.740 We do handlebars,
01:08:05.980 truckers,
01:08:06.880 and chaplains.
01:08:07.920 There's no greater source of insecurity for a man than the size,
01:08:10.960 shape, 1.00
01:08:11.420 and haircut of his penis. 0.99
01:08:13.300 And I like to think that the work I do is therapeutic, 0.99
01:08:16.340 even spiritual in nature.
01:08:17.540 Our work.
01:08:18.820 You guys noticed that the blur jobs on the white dudes was really tiny,
01:08:22.620 and then the black dude had a giant blur out?
01:08:25.680 Because you know that LeBron has that podcast in a barbershop. 0.99
01:08:30.840 I think we would start a podcast in the dick barbershop.
01:08:35.220 Because it's that whole thing of just guys hanging around,
01:08:38.180 just talking, 1.00
01:08:38.720 shooting the shit at the barbershop. 1.00
01:08:40.180 This is where we would do it at. 1.00
01:08:41.820 And it's not gay. 1.00
01:08:42.940 I'd rather be incinerated than live in Brooklyn. 0.99
01:08:45.280 But other than that,
01:08:45.900 it's a great idea.
01:08:47.520 Ladies and I have the covers. 0.97
01:08:48.920 We're all getting a ball.
01:08:53.180 Cole,
01:08:53.600 have you ever been in a black barbershop?
01:08:55.520 Yes,
01:08:55.980 I have.
01:08:56.860 A very black barbershop.
01:08:57.800 I went in Birmingham,
01:08:59.440 Alabama.
01:09:00.560 I was with Elizabeth,
01:09:01.920 and I was like,
01:09:02.300 I need to get a haircut.
01:09:05.060 Can you imagine Cole in the black barbershop,
01:09:06.760 just trembling,
01:09:07.840 thinking the N-word over and over again?
01:09:09.300 $2 tier.
01:09:09.980 Shout out to $2 tier.
01:09:11.020 And Timeline Cleanses had its last episode today with Dave,
01:09:14.960 so shout out.
01:09:15.540 That was a lot of fun.
01:09:16.920 The last episode?
01:09:18.420 Yeah,
01:09:18.680 it's over.
01:09:19.200 Go ahead,
01:09:19.700 Cole.
01:09:19.900 Finish what you're saying.
01:09:20.820 So I go in there,
01:09:23.020 and I was legitimately the only white guy.
01:09:25.700 And it was just all black barbers. 0.82
01:09:27.740 And their little baby mommas would come in, 1.00
01:09:29.640 and they would yell at them and shit. 1.00
01:09:31.300 I swear to God, 1.00
01:09:31.860 it was right there.
01:09:33.040 And they don't say anything.
01:09:35.320 It's such a weird thing.
01:09:36.460 There's a weird etiquette in black barbershops 1.00
01:09:38.960 where you don't like,
01:09:41.940 they just have an empty one,
01:09:43.460 and then they'll just be sitting there,
01:09:45.020 and you walk in,
01:09:45.880 and there's no customer service.
01:09:47.680 It's mostly a lack of etiquette.
01:09:49.320 Yeah,
01:09:49.560 it's like there's no customer service.
01:09:51.600 I just had to be like,
01:09:52.360 oh,
01:09:52.680 I go sit there.
01:09:53.060 Black people are actually working. 0.99
01:09:54.360 Do not condemn them.
01:09:56.520 This is the only thing
01:09:57.440 they actually show up to work for
01:09:58.900 is to style hair.
01:10:00.300 Yeah,
01:10:00.520 that's all they care about.
01:10:01.400 Cole's like,
01:10:02.020 look,
01:10:02.240 I'm glad to see
01:10:02.880 that they're not on welfare,
01:10:03.820 but Jesus Christ,
01:10:04.520 could I get a little customer service?
01:10:05.780 I wanted,
01:10:06.340 and so I walked up there,
01:10:07.740 and I was like,
01:10:08.380 and you know,
01:10:09.400 I was like,
01:10:09.940 I don't know what to say to them,
01:10:11.020 because do they cut white people's hair? 1.00
01:10:13.020 Because I was afraid
01:10:14.060 that they would just give me cornrows.
01:10:16.300 And I was like,
01:10:17.020 they're just like,
01:10:17.760 this is the standard.
01:10:19.260 Nothing but fades.
01:10:20.380 Yeah,
01:10:20.840 you know how on barbershops,
01:10:22.920 they'll have the pictures
01:10:24.660 of all the different types of hair cuts
01:10:26.820 you can get?
01:10:27.800 No,
01:10:28.120 Clint doesn't know this,
01:10:29.040 and Toe doesn't know this,
01:10:29.940 but that's what happens.
01:10:30.420 I'm like,
01:10:30.740 and you have hair.
01:10:32.560 They'll be like,
01:10:33.220 you can have like,
01:10:34.000 you know.
01:10:34.220 I got haircuts for many years,
01:10:35.920 decades even, 1.00
01:10:36.620 piece of shit. 1.00
01:10:37.580 I was afraid they would just have 1.00
01:10:38.860 a black version of that,
01:10:40.160 and I would be like,
01:10:40.980 can I get number four,
01:10:42.380 and it's just like a high top fade,
01:10:44.420 and I'm just like,
01:10:45.020 that's the closest thing I have
01:10:46.460 to what I want.
01:10:47.020 They're like,
01:10:47.340 all we have is cornrows
01:10:48.680 and the kid in play.
01:10:49.700 Do you want cornrows
01:10:50.520 or the kid in play?
01:10:51.780 They do have a black one. 0.90
01:10:53.080 It's like a little black kid sitting there, 0.96
01:10:54.700 and he's got three lines in his head,
01:10:56.100 or the other one has like 0.99
01:10:57.180 the fucking thing 0.99
01:10:57.860 that goes up this way. 0.99
01:10:59.820 Yeah, 1.00
01:10:59.920 they have that shit. 1.00
01:11:00.500 And what's funny is 1.00
01:11:01.700 they had like ESPN on
01:11:03.660 in the back
01:11:03.960 and it was playing basketball,
01:11:05.360 and I was like,
01:11:05.760 I like basketball.
01:11:06.460 Should I just start talking?
01:11:07.320 Because you want like,
01:11:08.240 No, don't talk to them.
01:11:08.920 Don't make eye contact.
01:11:10.120 It was very good.
01:11:11.200 And then like,
01:11:11.800 when I got finished,
01:11:12.600 I was like,
01:11:13.300 oh,
01:11:13.900 I might have to pay cash, 0.99
01:11:14.980 and I don't have fucking cash. 0.99
01:11:15.980 These people like, 1.00
01:11:16.560 they don't. 1.00
01:11:16.640 Call the type of nigga 1.00
01:11:17.280 that go into a black barber shop 1.00
01:11:18.500 and then argue with them.
01:11:20.080 Then argue with them.
01:11:21.520 Argue with them about how
01:11:22.660 some white NBA player
01:11:24.680 is better than MJ.
01:11:25.340 I'll be like,
01:11:25.820 yeah, dude,
01:11:26.200 I would go with Larry Bird. 0.99
01:11:29.260 Just really fuck him up. 0.99
01:11:30.240 This is what I'm saying. 1.00
01:11:31.560 This is what you would do.
01:11:32.940 Yeah,
01:11:33.120 I'd be like,
01:11:33.420 my top five all-time,
01:11:34.540 Larry Bird,
01:11:35.040 John Stockton,
01:11:36.480 Eminem.
01:11:38.460 I'll throw one to y'all guys,
01:11:39.660 white chocolate.
01:11:40.040 Jeff Gordon.
01:11:40.740 White chocolate.
01:11:41.360 He was really kind of like y'all,
01:11:43.200 but
01:11:43.340 He just goes in,
01:11:46.720 he's like,
01:11:47.100 isn't it a tragedy
01:11:47.900 that they're mixing
01:11:48.540 the Negro League
01:11:49.740 with the MLB stats?
01:11:51.580 Crazy.
01:11:52.660 Just ruins the whole thing.
01:11:54.340 It's barely the same game.
01:11:55.960 You know how good
01:11:56.420 the black people were back then?
01:11:57.520 Sorry, 0.69
01:11:57.740 the Negroes were back then? 0.98
01:11:58.900 They're not very good, 0.99
01:12:00.100 and they're going to try
01:12:00.700 to mix that
01:12:01.280 with our white league?
01:12:02.800 Get out of here.
01:12:03.360 It's the equivalent
01:12:03.600 of what Tartarian buildings
01:12:05.720 look like.
01:12:06.200 That's what baseball is now.
01:12:08.220 That's what baseball was before
01:12:09.580 versus what they have now,
01:12:11.340 which is African mud huts.
01:12:12.660 That was the Negro League, 1.00
01:12:14.360 and they're comparing statistics
01:12:15.760 with this discrepancy in town.
01:12:19.420 I would probably be like,
01:12:20.600 the greatest athletes
01:12:21.560 in the world
01:12:22.260 are playing water polo,
01:12:23.820 and that's the end of it.
01:12:24.720 It's water polo and skiing
01:12:26.240 and hockey.
01:12:28.000 Those are the top three athletes
01:12:29.940 in sports.
01:12:31.340 We can't mix 0.68
01:12:32.420 with the Negro Leagues.
01:12:34.520 What?
01:12:35.600 I'm trying to spell it out.
01:12:37.260 That was a deep callback.
01:12:39.380 I don't even remember
01:12:39.800 the name of the name.
01:12:40.180 It was a callback to Andrew.
01:12:41.300 Yeah, there you go,
01:12:41.760 Andrew.
01:12:43.060 Is that what he was doing?
01:12:44.560 Yeah.
01:12:45.180 That was rough.
01:12:46.300 I picked up on it 0.95
01:12:46.960 because I'm just retarded enough. 0.87
01:12:48.840 Oh, that would be perfect.
01:12:49.940 Wear a Caitlin Clark jersey
01:12:51.000 to a black barbershop.
01:12:53.680 They'd be like, 1.00
01:12:54.040 oh, they'd be gay as fuck. 1.00
01:12:56.580 By the way, 1.00
01:12:57.280 Josie asked if she could just
01:12:59.480 promote each of us
01:13:00.680 every now and then
01:13:01.960 instead of paying five bucks.
01:13:02.940 Yeah, if you guys can get
01:13:03.860 Josie to just retweet this
01:13:05.280 all the time
01:13:05.780 and tag Joe Rogan,
01:13:07.920 then we don't even need 0.99
01:13:08.860 to fucking... 1.00
01:13:09.840 Or Elon Musk. 1.00
01:13:11.180 Yeah, or Elon.
01:13:11.800 There you go.
01:13:12.320 Yeah.
01:13:13.000 Josie, I'm going to give you
01:13:13.760 some friendly advice.
01:13:14.900 Do not retweet this show
01:13:17.180 every week.
01:13:18.100 He's like,
01:13:18.460 Josie, I'll pay the $5 for you.
01:13:20.640 Don't do that.
01:13:22.380 Don't lose the Elon Musk follow
01:13:24.320 because he sees
01:13:25.220 he sees that stream
01:13:26.720 come across his feed.
01:13:27.900 Don't do it.
01:13:29.720 But seriously,
01:13:30.460 at the end,
01:13:31.160 I didn't know
01:13:31.820 because I was like,
01:13:33.180 how do you want to get paid?
01:13:36.040 And I was like,
01:13:36.460 because I got up
01:13:37.760 and I was like,
01:13:38.660 oh, I gave him like a $15 tip
01:13:40.440 like on a $30.
01:13:42.680 Yeah, because I felt bad.
01:13:44.480 Like I was a white guy.
01:13:45.520 No, seriously, 1.00
01:13:46.180 I feel like I do this shit 0.98
01:13:47.340 like whenever like... 0.99
01:13:48.000 I rarely tip it.
01:13:48.720 I had to be like,
01:13:49.460 I'm the good white guy.
01:13:50.900 I'm the good white guy.
01:13:52.100 I have to like...
01:13:53.160 You tipped like $15 on a haircut?
01:13:55.360 That's nuts.
01:13:55.880 $15 on like...
01:13:56.960 That's like a 50% tip.
01:13:58.140 I did the same thing in Jamaica.
01:14:00.160 I gave that kind of a tip 0.99
01:14:02.000 to get the fuck out of there. 0.99
01:14:03.400 It was a hostage situation. 0.97
01:14:03.880 I was like,
01:14:04.440 because I didn't want him
01:14:05.200 just because they asked
01:14:05.940 three times though.
01:14:07.020 I'll stare them right in the eyes
01:14:08.060 at the exact amount.
01:14:09.460 They're going to rob him
01:14:10.420 from you anyway.
01:14:12.120 I want to say he did like a Venmo 0.91
01:14:14.800 or some shit like that. 0.88
01:14:15.540 If she did message this to Elon 0.99
01:14:18.120 and be like,
01:14:19.160 the guy there in the bottom right,
01:14:21.200 he's the one that got you
01:14:22.460 in that trouble 0.99
01:14:23.000 with fucking the ADL. 0.99
01:14:26.460 I wonder if he'd watch it. 1.00
01:14:28.180 I wonder what he'd say.
01:14:30.800 Josie, do not listen to Top. 1.00
01:14:32.180 He's trying to weaponize
01:14:34.060 your kindness against you. 0.97
01:14:35.040 Compared to black men, 0.99
01:14:36.980 I am a good white guy.
01:14:38.820 I need a laney edit.
01:14:39.860 I need a laney edit.
01:14:40.460 Okay, so wait.
01:14:41.060 Are we going to cut the stream though?
01:14:42.660 Because Clint is completely against it.
01:14:44.560 No, we'll do the laney edit
01:14:45.880 and then...
01:14:46.100 We've already planned it all out.
01:14:47.340 We may as well do it.
01:14:48.160 Or we can hold it off to next week
01:14:51.740 and we can talk to Clint again.
01:14:53.420 Go ahead.
01:14:54.640 Look, we'll do an experiment.
01:14:57.140 If everybody just signs up,
01:14:59.020 then this will be the only time
01:15:00.120 that we paywall.
01:15:00.960 But if everybody doesn't sign up, 1.00
01:15:02.640 then fuck you forever. 1.00
01:15:04.000 Wait, wait. 1.00
01:15:04.420 Okay.
01:15:05.320 I don't think they care, Clint.
01:15:06.580 This seems like a weird
01:15:08.540 ultimatum for them.
01:15:10.100 So I saw 300 live viewers
01:15:12.480 roughly between all of them.
01:15:13.780 So if we're not seeing
01:15:14.840 about $1,500 a month
01:15:16.200 in the Patreon by the end of this,
01:15:17.480 we're doing this again.
01:15:20.160 I'm sorry, guys.
01:15:21.400 I don't want to do it.
01:15:22.000 $500 to $600, man.
01:15:23.140 Also, we are also trying to look out for...
01:15:26.240 We have a thing out there
01:15:27.680 to actually start making reels
01:15:29.660 and TikToks
01:15:30.800 and YouTube shorts.
01:15:32.540 Oh, I just want people to understand. 0.98
01:15:34.060 This is not for us to fucking... 0.98
01:15:36.000 No. 0.99
01:15:36.740 ...roll in the dough 1.00
01:15:37.500 and fucking go buy food or anything. 0.99
01:15:39.860 This is to give laney money 1.00
01:15:41.820 to create banger edits
01:15:42.980 so that we can put them
01:15:43.740 and go viral on TikTok 0.51
01:15:44.780 and shit like that. 0.72
01:15:45.160 Outside of the regular... 0.99
01:15:46.220 It's all going down to the show
01:15:46.700 in some way.
01:15:47.640 I think this is...
01:15:48.540 So this is the idea behind it.
01:15:49.840 It's to raise enough money monthly
01:15:51.500 that we can pay Laney
01:15:53.420 a fair wage,
01:15:54.860 a livable wage.
01:15:55.680 And I should be...
01:15:56.380 Should it be 70% less
01:15:57.600 than what men get? 0.97
01:15:58.280 I'm not fucking sure still. 0.95
01:15:59.560 Oh, yeah. 0.89
01:16:00.420 But it's to pay this person
01:16:02.080 so that...
01:16:02.440 85.
01:16:02.880 ...they them
01:16:03.560 could make us...
01:16:04.420 Could make us banger clips
01:16:06.860 that are safe for YouTube
01:16:07.880 to grow the show.
01:16:08.980 Because I feel like
01:16:09.620 if you put this stuff
01:16:10.300 on Instagram, TikTok, 1.00
01:16:11.120 you fucking retards 1.00
01:16:12.080 love scrolling this shit. 1.00
01:16:13.400 And honestly, 1.00
01:16:13.860 I've been scrolling it.
01:16:14.780 I see what it is, Cole.
01:16:16.160 You got me.
01:16:16.900 I like it.
01:16:17.520 Is it not like...
01:16:18.640 It's a...
01:16:19.280 You doom scroll
01:16:20.220 down Instagram reels
01:16:21.160 and it's literally
01:16:22.400 just the next one
01:16:23.140 is like...
01:16:24.000 You're like,
01:16:24.700 okay, there's gold in there.
01:16:25.640 When are you starting
01:16:26.180 your show, Cole?
01:16:27.660 Actually, I was thinking
01:16:28.420 about starting this way.
01:16:29.000 If we're going to do
01:16:29.640 the paywall,
01:16:31.060 I think I'll...
01:16:31.700 If I get...
01:16:32.420 If we get 1,500...
01:16:33.120 I will...
01:16:36.120 I will...
01:16:37.120 Top said
01:16:38.040 I should do
01:16:38.980 a Instagram...
01:16:40.000 A Cole's Instagram thing.
01:16:42.220 Basically,
01:16:42.640 I'll just scroll
01:16:43.200 through Instagram.
01:16:43.780 I think he sent me
01:16:44.740 something I can actually do.
01:16:45.260 Cole's Culture Corner
01:16:45.760 has been such a massive hit.
01:16:47.040 I can totally understand
01:16:47.720 why you don't want
01:16:48.180 to do a show.
01:16:48.760 Basically, what I do...
01:16:49.500 There is...
01:16:50.320 I said,
01:16:50.940 Cole, why don't you 1.00
01:16:51.500 do that shit 1.00
01:16:52.060 on your own time? 1.00
01:16:53.180 Yeah, exactly.
01:16:54.720 And Tom's just like,
01:16:55.600 what I'm saying 0.99
01:16:56.160 is don't fucking do it here. 0.98
01:16:57.320 Yeah, don't... 0.98
01:16:57.620 And Cole's like,
01:16:58.320 what a supportive king.
01:17:00.000 I'm going to start
01:17:00.340 my own show.
01:17:01.100 No, I think it would
01:17:01.860 be really good, though.
01:17:02.540 And the talking
01:17:02.960 behind Cole's back chat,
01:17:04.220 it was just like,
01:17:04.940 hey, guys,
01:17:05.280 I think we can stop
01:17:06.060 him sending us videos
01:17:06.840 if we just give him
01:17:07.600 his own little thing 0.99
01:17:08.340 and his autistic little brain 0.97
01:17:09.560 just goes, 0.98
01:17:09.940 oh, I got my own now. 1.00
01:17:11.540 Damn it, he knows. 0.99
01:17:15.260 I really will. 1.00
01:17:17.180 It's going to be
01:17:17.940 a timeline cleanse,
01:17:19.780 but with me
01:17:20.760 just scrolling through Instagram
01:17:21.780 and interacting with the chat.
01:17:23.960 And it'll be just whatever...
01:17:24.940 So this is what we're going to do.
01:17:25.820 We'll do Laney edit.
01:17:27.140 Tell them where they can
01:17:28.220 sign up for the Patreon.
01:17:29.280 Right there.
01:17:29.800 Scan the bottom QR code.
01:17:31.300 It says Patreon.
01:17:31.940 You can scan that.
01:17:32.520 You can go to the description
01:17:33.980 on it's patreon.com
01:17:36.300 forward slash tower gang.
01:17:37.660 Go there.
01:17:38.200 $5.
01:17:38.800 It's the first comment.
01:17:39.960 You could join the stream yard
01:17:41.060 or you can go into the telegram
01:17:43.700 and it's also up there.
01:17:45.100 So yeah, go do that.
01:17:46.800 That's also where we take
01:17:47.580 our mailbags 1.00
01:17:48.080 from the fucking telegram. 1.00
01:17:49.120 So get in there. 1.00
01:17:50.560 It's a lot of fun.
01:17:51.540 I'm going to reinvent
01:17:53.360 timeline cleanse.
01:17:55.100 I'll probably do it around noon
01:17:56.540 or somewhere around the...
01:17:57.320 Pull that back up, Tyler.
01:17:58.220 I'll actually be in the telegram
01:18:00.260 at some point.
01:18:00.840 I almost said the tower gang.
01:18:02.460 Guys, this is actually
01:18:03.200 a crazy offer.
01:18:03.800 Scroll down there.
01:18:04.940 Oh, he doesn't have it.
01:18:06.520 Yeah.
01:18:06.660 Can you pull up the website
01:18:07.460 because we added a new tier
01:18:08.860 that I think is really fun
01:18:10.580 for the people.
01:18:11.340 It's literally...
01:18:12.260 It's the QR code 0.99
01:18:13.600 right on the fucking... 0.99
01:18:15.260 No, no, no. 0.99
01:18:16.360 There's a link
01:18:16.880 to the private show.
01:18:18.560 We're going to be going live
01:18:19.420 in a private show
01:18:20.040 where you can go
01:18:20.680 and comment.
01:18:21.600 How are we going to
01:18:22.160 give them that link?
01:18:23.460 It's already in the...
01:18:24.660 Telegram.
01:18:25.780 It's already in telegram.
01:18:26.700 It's already on Patreon.
01:18:27.520 There's already people
01:18:28.180 in there right now.
01:18:29.120 There's a...
01:18:29.400 Okay.
01:18:29.680 I'm just saying
01:18:30.380 convey it to the audience
01:18:31.320 so that those that aren't...
01:18:32.120 There's three of us
01:18:33.600 right now in there
01:18:34.380 and I assume
01:18:35.000 a couple more
01:18:35.560 will go over to that
01:18:36.780 when we start there.
01:18:38.140 This is going to be 0.99
01:18:38.780 fucking intimate. 0.99
01:18:40.260 It's intimate. 1.00
01:18:40.700 What I'm going to...
01:18:41.780 What I think we can do
01:18:42.820 because we're going to be...
01:18:44.300 I don't know.
01:18:44.680 Are we streaming
01:18:45.080 straight to Patreon?
01:18:46.280 Because I don't know
01:18:46.840 if we could actually...
01:18:47.480 That would be better.
01:18:48.160 No, no.
01:18:48.500 It's going to StreamYard
01:18:50.860 and then we're going
01:18:52.120 to upload it...
01:18:53.060 Because what I was going
01:18:53.500 to say is I think
01:18:54.920 on...
01:18:55.560 If we go to the Patreon
01:18:56.520 part, we can go even harder
01:18:58.760 because we do not have
01:18:59.720 to worry about YouTube
01:19:00.360 at all.
01:19:01.120 We can go...
01:19:01.580 We can show...
01:19:02.680 I don't know how
01:19:03.140 to go harder.
01:19:03.740 No.
01:19:04.060 We already just go
01:19:04.980 as hard as we can.
01:19:05.680 No, I don't think we do.
01:19:06.900 No, we can go even...
01:19:07.740 Like there's...
01:19:08.280 Well, listen. 0.93
01:19:08.780 We have nigger fights 1.00
01:19:09.720 and we have the great... 0.96
01:19:10.400 You know what?
01:19:10.720 I'm just going to drop it.
01:19:11.580 Guys, if you don't come
01:19:12.620 for this, I don't really know 0.99
01:19:14.020 what the fuck you're doing. 1.00
01:19:16.320 Nigger fights! 1.00
01:19:20.160 Was that good? 0.99
01:19:20.900 That felt good.
01:19:22.040 One take, baby.
01:19:23.040 One take. 0.99
01:19:24.660 Nigger fights. 1.00
01:19:25.420 That's going to be 0.98
01:19:26.020 in a little while
01:19:27.020 we're doing that.
01:19:27.940 David's our host
01:19:28.700 and basically, Dave,
01:19:29.840 I don't want you to say...
01:19:30.720 I don't want you to be 1.00
01:19:31.380 personable in this shit. 1.00
01:19:32.340 I want you to just come 1.00
01:19:33.500 and fucking give us 1.00
01:19:34.500 Bs or Ws. 1.00
01:19:36.540 That's it. 1.00
01:19:37.000 You're going to run this shit. 1.00
01:19:37.880 You're going to pause it. 1.00
01:19:38.560 You're going to tell us
01:19:39.020 about the fighting styles.
01:19:40.220 Bs or Ws.
01:19:40.860 Bs or Ws. 1.00
01:19:41.840 What are we fucking choosing? 0.99
01:19:43.460 I want this like auction style. 0.99
01:19:45.140 In and out.
01:19:46.040 So after this,
01:19:47.100 we go to Patreon.
01:19:48.020 Is that what you're saying?
01:19:48.560 In the Laney edit,
01:19:49.360 it's going to be in Patreon?
01:19:50.500 No, let's do the Laney edit here. 0.70
01:19:52.000 Okay, okay.
01:19:52.560 That's fine.
01:19:52.980 Do the Laney edit. 1.00
01:19:53.640 Pull it up and let's go.
01:19:54.980 Let's go.
01:19:55.740 We're working this out.
01:19:57.100 Laney Habermock production.
01:19:59.560 Clint's sick.
01:20:00.300 Probably off this show.
01:20:01.380 We don't need any more 0.99
01:20:02.280 nigger big shots. 1.00
01:20:03.040 This is the old one. 0.99
01:20:04.280 Yeah.
01:20:05.260 This is the old one.
01:20:05.920 This is the wrong one.
01:20:07.500 Wrong one, wrong one, wrong one.
01:20:09.280 We already saw this one.
01:20:10.200 I can't tell.
01:20:10.720 It's the one that's loaded.
01:20:12.400 Sorry, that's the one
01:20:13.060 he, she, they gave us.
01:20:16.640 I'm pretty sure we already
01:20:17.820 saw this one last week.
01:20:19.420 It seems familiar, yeah.
01:20:21.320 Yep. 1.00
01:20:22.180 Well, fuck. 1.00
01:20:23.640 Laney gave us the wrong one. 1.00
01:20:24.580 If you were dancing
01:20:25.380 and sliding and gliding, 1.00
01:20:27.220 nigger, 1.00
01:20:27.840 I mean, 1.00
01:20:28.200 nigg-niggro. 1.00
01:20:30.280 That's not my favorite.
01:20:31.480 I just popped a bean
01:20:32.940 and I'm on a helicopter. 1.00
01:20:35.260 God damn. 1.00
01:20:37.740 Definitely it. 1.00
01:20:38.740 Definitely it.
01:20:39.340 I don't remember what that was.
01:20:39.900 Yeah, I do.
01:20:41.240 Well, someone actually-
01:20:42.080 I just popped a bean
01:20:42.840 and I'm on a helicopter. 0.98
01:20:44.600 I don't want to do shit 0.98
01:20:46.040 unless I'm with my partner. 0.98
01:20:47.440 The whole reason I'm here 0.99
01:20:48.500 is because I'm high as fuck. 0.99
01:20:49.740 No, no. 1.00
01:20:50.080 There's one called
01:20:50.620 July 3rd Edit.
01:20:52.840 Pause this.
01:20:53.360 Pause this.
01:20:53.720 Pause this.
01:20:54.740 Pause this.
01:20:55.040 Go back to the drive.
01:20:55.880 There's a July 3rd edit for-
01:20:57.120 Also, guys,
01:20:57.760 the more we get paid,
01:20:58.720 the better producer we can get.
01:21:00.440 So this is going to-
01:21:01.480 July 3rd edit for
01:21:02.640 americasbirthday.mov.
01:21:04.560 Pull that up.
01:21:05.660 Yep.
01:21:06.180 I see it.
01:21:06.640 It's Cole's face right there
01:21:07.440 and the other one,
01:21:08.580 oh, he put edit for 183 accidentally.
01:21:12.600 That was a typo.
01:21:13.560 Oh, this is 184.
01:21:14.400 No, he's right. 1.00
01:21:14.980 You're an idiot, Tyler. 1.00
01:21:16.060 Fucking pull this shit up. 1.00
01:21:18.640 Can't stand this guy. 1.00
01:21:19.300 What are we paying him for?
01:21:20.320 See, like, yeah, literally.
01:21:21.780 If we can get more money-
01:21:23.400 It's because she's watching it on the phone.
01:21:24.680 So did we put it in the description
01:21:25.860 for the show,
01:21:26.380 the Patreon,
01:21:26.860 so they can just-
01:21:27.320 Yeah, it's in the description.
01:21:27.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:21:28.840 Patreon.com
01:21:29.520 Tower Gang, right?
01:21:31.360 I believe so. 0.97
01:21:32.400 I fucked it up, yeah. 0.86
01:21:33.680 Patreon.com 0.83
01:21:34.620 slash Tower Gang.
01:21:35.580 Liberty Lockdown.com
01:21:36.380 It's in the description right there.
01:21:37.220 It's in the bottom.
01:21:38.420 It's the first thing under websites.
01:21:41.180 There you go.
01:21:41.540 And we're going to have David
01:21:42.420 being an auctioneer
01:21:44.420 of Black Fights. 0.55
01:21:45.600 He's just going to be running the game.
01:21:47.620 That's it.
01:21:48.040 An auctioneer.
01:21:49.980 All right. 1.00
01:21:50.360 What the fuck? 1.00
01:21:51.680 All right. 1.00
01:21:52.820 All right.
01:21:53.300 We're waiting.
01:21:53.820 Tyler, pull up this-
01:21:54.980 Tyler.
01:21:55.180 Because I see it right here.
01:21:56.120 Let's go, Tyler.
01:21:56.660 Here's the rationale.
01:21:58.780 I have 200 paying subscribers
01:22:01.000 for my work
01:22:02.500 and I don't paywall anything.
01:22:04.700 Now,
01:22:05.360 I guess 0.99
01:22:05.740 if I paywalled shit, 0.99
01:22:07.040 I could probably get that up to 0.99
01:22:08.180 400 or 500 supporters per month.
01:22:09.820 So maybe that's the rationale.
01:22:11.680 It just makes me feel bad.
01:22:13.340 It feels gross.
01:22:14.320 Why?
01:22:15.260 It just makes me feel bad.
01:22:16.220 I don't know.
01:22:16.600 Pay me so Clint could stay.
01:22:18.480 That's really all we're doing.
01:22:19.520 Yeah, that's true.
01:22:20.560 I will say,
01:22:21.620 usually we go an hour and a half.
01:22:23.720 We're about to hit an hour and a half.
01:22:25.300 That means we could just do 30.
01:22:26.980 Think of it as an extra 30 minutes,
01:22:29.140 not necessarily 30 minutes
01:22:30.580 that we were already going to do
01:22:31.660 and you take it out of the way.
01:22:33.000 So that's what's happening, Clint.
01:22:33.960 All we need is 150 of you to sign up 0.98
01:22:35.900 so that we can fucking pay Laney 1.00
01:22:37.100 to blow the show up. 0.99
01:22:37.940 That's what we need.
01:22:38.420 Clint's sick probably off the show. 0.99
01:22:39.800 We don't need any more nigger big shots. 1.00
01:22:41.920 That's a thing. 0.99
01:22:42.660 Oh my God.
01:22:43.940 All right.
01:22:44.300 It's not...
01:22:44.900 I'll pull it up.
01:22:46.780 It's probably going to skip from me
01:22:48.220 but let's see.
01:22:49.580 Let's do it. 0.98
01:22:50.240 Let's see if I can fucking pull it up. 0.99
01:22:52.220 Got it. 0.98
01:22:54.580 Here we go, Tyler. 1.00
01:22:55.580 You fucking jerk off. 1.00
01:22:57.140 All right. 1.00
01:22:58.740 Laney, edit clip.
01:23:01.300 Looks like it's...
01:23:03.100 There's no sound.
01:23:04.460 You didn't share with sound.
01:23:05.620 There's no sound?
01:23:06.660 You didn't share with sound.
01:23:08.040 Holy mo' God. 0.86
01:23:08.420 I don't know how to do it with sound.
01:23:09.720 This is a disaster
01:23:11.440 but this is what you're paying for, guys. 1.00
01:23:13.300 This is what you're fucking paying for. 0.99
01:23:14.240 If you pay us five bucks, 1.00
01:23:15.420 it'll be sound.
01:23:17.440 We paywall sound.
01:23:21.040 You guys have to watch it in silence
01:23:22.680 but if you go over to the Patreon,
01:23:24.120 you can watch it.
01:23:25.000 That'd be pretty funny, actually.
01:23:26.680 We play the Laney edit without sound
01:23:29.080 and then we go over to the Patreon
01:23:30.040 and we play it with sound.
01:23:32.500 Do you see that one?
01:23:33.480 Can you pull it up?
01:23:34.120 I don't understand what the issue is.
01:23:35.040 Which folder is it?
01:23:35.580 I can do it if you tell me
01:23:36.520 which folder is it.
01:23:36.660 Oh my God.
01:23:37.840 Tower Gang edits.
01:23:39.460 It's all capital letters.
01:23:42.560 This is crazy.
01:23:43.400 This is great. 1.00
01:23:44.060 This is great fucking podcasting. 0.99
01:23:45.820 I know. 0.99
01:23:46.100 Great content.
01:23:47.480 It's tremendous.
01:23:48.720 Listen, 0.98
01:23:49.180 while we're trying to figure our shit out, 0.98
01:23:51.800 I have Ron Paul on Liberty Lockdown tomorrow 0.56
01:23:54.020 and you guys should definitely subscribe to Liberty Lockdown
01:23:55.940 so that you don't miss it.
01:23:57.120 Legitimately,
01:23:57.760 does he seem all there?
01:24:00.460 No.
01:24:00.860 Good question.
01:24:01.340 He doesn't seem all there.
01:24:02.960 He's just like,
01:24:05.040 you could tell that after so many decades of doing these interviews,
01:24:08.720 I asked him some questions that he's never been asked before
01:24:11.580 and I think that he basically,
01:24:14.000 he slipped back into his rote memorized responses.
01:24:19.220 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
01:24:19.580 Like I was asking some shit 0.99
01:24:20.960 that like he probably hasn't even thought of 0.99
01:24:23.020 and he was just like,
01:24:24.240 Ron, 1.00
01:24:24.620 do you think you could fart through your dick? 1.00
01:24:27.500 I don't know about that. 1.00
01:24:29.180 I haven't farted through my dick since 1970. 0.99
01:24:30.780 He's like, 1.00
01:24:30.840 you see,
01:24:31.180 this is the beautiful thing about Austrian economics
01:24:33.880 and they just start spying.
01:24:34.960 You know,
01:24:35.200 they'll ask him like the stuff about when he was actually like,
01:24:38.660 like delivering babies.
01:24:40.380 Be like,
01:24:40.660 did you ever like put the extra little
01:24:41.920 in there?
01:24:43.460 Did you give him the Ron Paul stitch?
01:24:45.280 Yeah,
01:24:45.460 the little Ron Paul stitch just to,
01:24:46.660 you know,
01:24:46.980 just,
01:24:47.280 you know,
01:24:47.480 helping out the boys.
01:24:48.340 You know,
01:24:48.860 you ever done that? 1.00
01:24:49.980 He would be able to tell us if you blew the dick hole. 1.00
01:24:51.960 Tyler, 1.00
01:24:52.260 I put the link in the chat,
01:24:53.480 in the group chat.
01:24:54.500 Just check it out.
01:24:55.060 I think I got it.
01:24:56.040 It's called my third edit.
01:24:57.520 Toad's over there typing away.
01:24:59.080 Like there's really nothing to type.
01:25:00.440 It's like a couple of mouse clicks.
01:25:01.680 He's like, 1.00
01:25:02.280 like he's fucking defeating his mom. 1.00
01:25:03.820 No, 1.00
01:25:04.020 because again,
01:25:04.820 I think,
01:25:05.140 I think,
01:25:05.460 I think Toad,
01:25:06.940 oh,
01:25:07.220 but they're both sharing it now.
01:25:09.120 They both got there.
01:25:10.780 Let's do,
01:25:11.320 let's do Tyler's.
01:25:12.660 Let's just do Tyler's.
01:25:13.400 I think I actually offered Elizabeth's tit milk once,
01:25:16.760 uh,
01:25:17.260 for him,
01:25:18.040 but I don't know if that ever.
01:25:19.100 I mean,
01:25:19.380 I mean,
01:25:19.620 I'll do it.
01:25:21.400 Of course you will.
01:25:30.760 Beautiful.
01:25:32.280 It's a soft one.
01:25:33.280 If tomorrow all the things were gone,
01:25:37.860 I'd work for all my life.
01:25:40.000 I mean,
01:25:44.340 I'm a laity's man.
01:25:46.780 What is this?
01:25:57.340 I did not seal the deal,
01:25:58.640 because like I said, 0.99
01:25:59.580 the next night she got completely fucking trashed. 1.00
01:26:01.780 And I'm proud to be an American, 0.99
01:26:07.960 where at least I know I'm free.
01:26:10.560 Oh,
01:26:11.520 breakfast bowl all over herself during my ukulele set too.
01:26:15.640 And I'm looking,
01:26:16.400 and I'm like,
01:26:17.660 I gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today.
01:26:24.400 Clint, 1.00
01:26:24.560 I know you don't like to hear this shit, 1.00
01:26:25.920 but it's true. 1.00
01:26:26.480 The people that are in charge,
01:26:27.980 when you look at their last names,
01:26:29.760 you guys,
01:26:30.480 God bless the USA. 0.99
01:26:39.820 Such a fucking beautiful song. 0.99
01:26:41.620 I know. 1.00
01:26:42.320 About to tear up a little bit.
01:26:43.700 About to tear up.
01:26:44.320 Oh my God.
01:26:44.880 With Biden.
01:26:45.740 All right,
01:26:46.020 guys,
01:26:46.220 it's been fun.
01:26:47.600 Yeah.
01:26:47.880 That was nice.
01:26:48.720 Let's over to the page.
01:26:50.380 Yeah,
01:26:50.720 the Patreon.
01:26:51.620 But we're going to,
01:26:52.320 before we head to the Patreon,
01:26:53.760 yeah,
01:26:54.500 we'll hit you up with some talking towers.
01:26:56.000 If 150 of you sign up for Patreon by next Wednesday,
01:26:59.700 we will never paywall anything again.
01:27:01.580 It's up to you.
01:27:02.260 That's right.
01:27:03.080 Maybe.
01:27:04.300 Maybe.
01:27:04.820 Oh yeah,
01:27:05.160 so here's Tyler. 0.98
01:27:06.540 You guys got like three minutes to fucking get over. 0.97
01:27:09.080 Tyler's going to explain it to you guys. 0.97
01:27:10.240 See you later.
01:27:10.540 Not locals anymore.
01:27:16.060 I don't know that I'm going to explain it.
01:27:17.520 I swear that was not in the drive for me.
01:27:20.200 So go to,
01:27:21.820 let's do this.
01:27:22.480 Talking towers.
01:27:23.280 That's what we're doing here.
01:27:24.360 We were all gangsta of the week is Trump's gun.
01:27:27.200 We were on Patreon and the telegram,
01:27:29.260 but we're moving everything over to tower gang,
01:27:31.340 patreon.com slash tower gang.
01:27:33.380 Head over there.
01:27:34.320 I think that's where we're going over right now.
01:27:36.420 Top.
01:27:36.840 Are you going to send this over?
01:27:38.140 Cause I'm pretty much done with my part.
01:27:40.920 Shane Cashman,
01:27:41.920 paranoid American.
01:27:42.780 That's where Jose will be. 0.92
01:27:44.340 Nephlen desk squad.
01:27:45.280 Interviewed a UFO investigator and it'll be out tomorrow.
01:27:48.840 So look for those there.
01:27:50.280 Let's go.
01:27:51.060 Flint, 1.00
01:27:51.900 bitch, 1.00
01:27:53.000 Reed, 1.00
01:27:54.920 Cole,
01:27:57.240 Top Lobster,
01:27:58.540 and Toad.
01:27:59.920 Tower gang,
01:28:00.480 tower gang,
01:28:00.980 tower gang,
01:28:01.480 tower gang.
01:28:02.280 Tower gang,
01:28:03.040 tower gang,
01:28:03.520 tower gang,
01:28:04.020 tower gang.
01:28:04.100 Liberty lock is truth say.
01:28:05.920 Same with lobster,
01:28:07.040 Cole and Jose.
01:28:08.520 Toad is sick.
01:28:09.340 No way,
01:28:09.860 Jose.
01:28:10.380 The tower power,
01:28:11.420 our slug.
01:28:12.000 They made day spent all his.
01:28:13.520 Tower gang,
01:28:14.040 tower gang,
01:28:14.440 tower gang,
01:28:15.000 tower gang,
01:28:15.460 tower gang.
01:28:15.980 Tower gang,
01:28:16.620 tower gang,
01:28:17.120 tower gang,
01:28:17.560 tower gang,
01:28:17.920 tower gang,
01:28:18.960 tower gang,
01:28:19.060 tower gang,
01:28:19.920 tower gang.
01:28:19.980 They speak courage.
01:28:21.040 You sped.
01:28:21.900 More than Rogan,
01:28:22.920 you fed.
01:28:23.940 Truth,
01:28:24.280 Fox,
01:28:24.520 weather,
01:28:25.040 Tim cast,
01:28:25.520 HOTEP,
01:28:26.440 More offensive.
01:28:27.540 LOS,
01:28:28.180 no disrespect,
01:28:29.440 more offensive than LOS,
01:28:30.620 no disrespect.
01:28:32.060 Tava gang,
01:28:32.620 tower gang,
01:28:33.120 tower gang,
01:28:33.640 tower gang,
01:28:34.320 tower gang.
01:28:34.900 Oh