Tower Gang - EP 184 - To Kvetch a Predator

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00:00:12.340 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:15.040 What else?

00:00:16.380 This is retarded.

00:00:17.140 This is retarded.

00:00:18.080 This is retarded.

00:00:19.320 Wednesday, motherfuckers.

00:00:21.260 Retarded.

00:00:21.800 What's up, retards?

00:00:25.800 I want to listen to music from the hood.

00:00:27.760 I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:00:29.580 Yes.

00:00:29.920 Right.

00:00:32.220 I've been reprying for another one, and in the background of mine, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby.

00:00:37.720 But it would be so cool.

00:00:39.220 And I'm like...

00:00:39.800 You and your down...

00:00:44.180 Nah, that's a good point.

00:00:45.860 He didn't fuck his mom.

00:00:47.320 He just had his dick in her.

00:00:52.260 Why are we talking about f*** on this show?

00:00:54.220 What?

00:00:57.160 Oh, that's too far.

00:00:59.600 I'm asking you a question.

00:01:02.420 I'm asking you a question.

00:01:03.500 Start.

00:01:04.820 Whoa, with the feet.

00:01:06.060 Skip the pussy.

00:01:07.240 Skip it.

00:01:07.900 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:09.320 What was the wind condition on that dive?

00:01:16.960 It was crazy.

00:01:17.660 It was no attempt.

00:01:18.660 Like, how do you prevail in that attempt?

00:01:22.560 I don't understand.

00:01:24.500 Anyways, Clint Russell hosts the Liberty Lockdown.

00:01:26.400 I interviewed f***ing Dr. Ron Paul today.

00:01:28.560 Comes out middle of 4th of July tomorrow.

00:01:31.220 I am f***ing thrilled out of my mind.

00:01:32.720 The libertarian Joe Biden.

00:01:34.720 Slut.

00:01:35.020 You think I won't shock no more until the vocal cords don't work in the throat no more?

00:01:38.840 Sorry, guys.

00:01:39.700 Now, go ahead.

00:01:40.040 God, anybody actually also say, like, the only thing I do from the intro now is I just

00:01:44.040 go, low with the feet.

00:01:45.560 And like this every time.

00:01:47.580 Low with the feet.

00:01:48.540 I like how my voice is modified in the intro for that, so it sounds really low and like

00:01:55.700 masculine and sexy.

00:01:56.920 It's like Barry White saying that.

00:01:59.000 My darling, I gotta start low with the feet, baby.

00:02:02.860 What's this low with the feet shit?

00:02:04.040 What are we even talking about?

00:02:04.980 I don't even know the reference.

00:02:06.120 You old b***h.

00:02:07.000 It's in the intro.

00:02:07.420 It's in the intro.

00:02:09.060 I don't remember it.

00:02:10.000 We don't say low with the feet.

00:02:11.700 Yes, it does.

00:02:12.440 Oh, my God.

00:02:13.040 We're not playing the intro again.

00:02:14.420 We're playing the intro again.

00:02:16.760 This shit is retarded.

00:02:18.180 It's retarded.

00:02:19.280 It's retarded.

00:02:19.340 It's retarded.

00:02:19.360 It's retarded.

00:02:19.740 It's retarded.

00:02:20.180 It's retarded.

00:02:20.860 It's retarded.

00:02:21.560 It's retarded.

00:02:22.100 What's up, retards?

00:02:26.320 I want to listen to music from the hood.

00:02:28.180 I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:02:29.920 Yes.

00:02:30.220 Right.

00:02:32.540 I've been reprying for another one.

00:02:34.760 And in the background of mine, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby.

00:02:37.960 But it would be so cool.

00:02:39.540 And I'm like, Cole, you and your down...

00:02:44.560 What are you doing?

00:02:45.540 Good point.

00:02:46.160 You didn't fuck mom.

00:02:46.900 He just had his dick in her.

00:02:52.560 Why are we talking about f*** on this show?

00:02:54.860 Whoa.

00:02:57.500 Oh, that's too far.

00:02:59.920 I'm asking you a question.

00:03:04.000 Start.

00:03:05.200 Whoa, with the feet.

00:03:06.440 Skip the pussy.

00:03:07.540 Skip it.

00:03:08.240 It's not what the show is about.

00:03:10.680 Okay.

00:03:11.040 I saw both of y'all in the go.

00:03:14.420 Oh, that's where it is.

00:03:16.600 I was like...

00:03:17.420 I thought it was like an elaborate troll that you had game planned before I logged on.

00:03:21.360 Because I was like...

00:03:22.100 He did not say low with the feet.

00:03:23.720 There's no one that says low with the feet.

00:03:25.280 What?

00:03:25.620 I can't believe you missed that this whole time.

00:03:26.680 He said you start low with the feet.

00:03:28.220 Yeah.

00:03:28.500 That's why you're unsuccessful with women, Clint.

00:03:31.580 Because you've got to start low with the feet.

00:03:33.900 That's why.

00:03:34.840 You've got to start low with the feet.

00:03:36.240 It's working out great for you.

00:03:37.660 Name another show that within the first three minutes we play the intro twice.

00:03:42.260 Wait, are you telling me you legit start out with feet sucking right off the bat?

00:03:45.360 The shit is retarded.

00:03:46.100 The shit is retarded.

00:03:46.840 Do not, do not, no, no.

00:03:51.320 I think...

00:03:52.440 Apparently people do not hear this.

00:03:54.580 For real, Tog.

00:03:55.120 Would you...

00:03:56.120 I've listened to this a million times and never heard it.

00:03:57.700 See?

00:03:58.380 Like, I knew you'd like to skip the pussy.

00:04:00.680 Like, that's the emphasis.

00:04:02.100 The low with the feet.

00:04:03.020 I had no idea.

00:04:04.760 It is bizarre.

00:04:05.760 I think it got too low.

00:04:06.720 I think we put it too low.

00:04:07.860 Maybe you should like...

00:04:08.720 I feel like this is a Mandela effect, bro.

00:04:10.480 It is.

00:04:11.020 It's a Mandela effect.

00:04:12.020 And this is Nephilim desk watch.

00:04:13.460 Oh, there we go.

00:04:14.100 Mandela's show.

00:04:14.740 Oh, my God.

00:04:16.700 Was it?

00:04:17.520 But the low with the feet part, you interrupted me mid...

00:04:21.360 I don't want to say coitus because I'm skipping the pussy.

00:04:24.440 So I'm not in the pussy yet at that point.

00:04:26.400 But you stopped me like mid...

00:04:28.740 Mid-Fabio.

00:04:29.600 Mid-process there.

00:04:31.020 Yeah, mid-Fabio.

00:04:32.120 You got to start low with the feet.

00:04:34.240 But that's after...

00:04:35.740 I think at first...

00:04:36.800 And it goes like this too.

00:04:37.780 I made it go from left to right to left to right.

00:04:40.780 So it has like this jarring effect.

00:04:42.460 It's like low with the feet, feet, feet.

00:04:43.760 Yo, what do you do?

00:04:45.040 I've never heard it before.

00:04:46.060 I was like, wow.

00:04:46.200 Now everybody thinks I'm a foot guy.

00:04:47.880 Oh, I think the transfer made me not pay attention.

00:04:50.460 Or I'm just waiting for the punchline.

00:04:52.340 I'm waiting for the skip the pussy line.

00:04:53.940 So I don't even hear it.

00:04:54.740 Toad, what would you do with the feet?

00:04:56.120 I would love to know.

00:04:57.680 Because you're starting there.

00:04:59.000 What are you doing?

00:05:00.040 You're starting there to work your way up to the pussy.

00:05:03.280 What are you starting there for?

00:05:05.340 To build anticipation.

00:05:06.700 What are you doing to them?

00:05:08.180 I feel like he tickles.

00:05:09.360 I feel like he just like...

00:05:10.320 Why is he not answering the question?

00:05:12.700 What are you doing to the feet?

00:05:14.700 You're kissing the feet.

00:05:16.020 You're kissing the feet.

00:05:16.780 Okay.

00:05:17.120 Where do you kiss the feet at?

00:05:18.180 Do you start with the toes?

00:05:19.220 You go as low as you can.

00:05:20.120 Start with the toes or the heel?

00:05:21.200 Which one's lower?

00:05:21.880 What are we doing?

00:05:24.320 You want to start with the heel.

00:05:26.240 You've got to build up to the toes, right?

00:05:27.840 Because the toes are a little bit more...

00:05:29.140 Build up to the toes.

00:05:29.860 What are you doing to the heel?

00:05:31.360 The toes are a bit more sensitive.

00:05:33.180 What are you doing to the heel?

00:05:37.020 I'm skipping it to some extent.

00:05:38.640 I'm not a huge fan of the heel.

00:05:39.800 Scratching your back with the calluses.

00:05:42.480 You're skipping the pussy and the heel.

00:05:44.000 This is fucking fascinating.

00:05:45.060 Skip the heel.

00:05:45.900 What do you do?

00:05:47.380 Tell us the whole thing.

00:05:48.500 Yeah.

00:05:48.860 Like, lay it on me.

00:05:49.620 I want to know what the fuck you're going to do to the feet.

00:05:50.980 Do you give attention to each and every toe?

00:05:53.840 Or are you just like a big toe guy?

00:05:55.440 Are you like a pinky toe guy?

00:05:57.560 I'm autistic, man.

00:05:58.800 And then sometimes I fuck up.

00:06:00.680 When I go for the toe, sometimes I fuck up and I'm a dislocator toe.

00:06:04.700 Just like I did to mine.

00:06:06.360 Did you see that segue he tried to do?

00:06:08.760 Incredible.

00:06:09.380 What an awful segue.

00:06:10.660 He just goes, this little piggy?

00:06:12.900 This little piggy?

00:06:13.800 Yeah, I know.

00:06:15.020 Are you trying to put as much of her foot in your mouth as possible?

00:06:18.040 Are you deep throwing that fucking...

00:06:19.800 That dog?

00:06:21.220 But also...

00:06:21.900 Answer the question.

00:06:22.960 Also, the other thing.

00:06:23.660 Maybe he's just by starting low with the feet.

00:06:25.780 He's talking about his penis needs to touch every part of her body before it touches her pussy.

00:06:30.240 So he's like...

00:06:30.840 Ladies in the chat.

00:06:31.180 He's just rubbing his penis all over and he starts fucking their feet.

00:06:34.640 And then he's like, okay, now I'm going to fuck you.

00:06:35.840 Hold on.

00:06:36.240 Ladies in the chat.

00:06:36.960 Ladies in the chat.

00:06:37.480 I'm so autistic.

00:06:38.340 My penis needs to enter every fucking pore.

00:06:40.400 This guy has to tell a bad joke before I say this.

00:06:42.420 Ladies in the chat, if you liked a little bit of suck on toe action, let us know.

00:06:47.260 Because I have no idea.

00:06:48.460 And I've been known to put a foot or two in my mouth at some occasion.

00:06:52.800 I don't know if it's even warranted.

00:06:54.700 No one's ever mentioned anything.

00:06:56.860 You're fucking lying to us.

00:06:58.320 There's no way.

00:06:58.960 Straight up.

00:06:59.720 You straight suck toes?

00:07:01.620 Well, sometimes.

00:07:03.040 If you haven't...

00:07:03.920 If you haven't, like, you may be gay.

00:07:06.640 He meant metaphor.

00:07:07.280 Spit on that thing.

00:07:08.300 Yeah.

00:07:08.820 Yeah.

00:07:09.620 Hawk toe.

00:07:10.300 Right on the feet.

00:07:11.480 Spit on that thing.

00:07:11.940 Right on the feet.

00:07:13.460 He has kicked a pussy right.

00:07:14.260 Dude, that was quick.

00:07:15.080 That was quick.

00:07:15.760 He was right there with the hawk toe.

00:07:17.820 Hawk toes.

00:07:18.580 Hawk toes.

00:07:19.640 Hawk toes.

00:07:20.740 Hawk toes.

00:07:22.540 Oh, good.

00:07:23.660 That's fucking nice.

00:07:24.920 Right on the feet.

00:07:25.880 But the feet, you're using the feet to work up to the legs.

00:07:28.960 You pay a little more attention to the legs.

00:07:30.840 I've already gone through all this.

00:07:32.080 I know, no, no.

00:07:32.580 I understand.

00:07:33.280 But every time you say it, you're just describing the body part.

00:07:36.560 What are you doing?

00:07:37.820 Yeah.

00:07:37.920 He just goes...

00:07:38.920 He's just like...

00:07:39.480 Yeah, and you're singing, you know, the foot bones.

00:07:41.420 He's yada-yada-ing over what he actually does.

00:07:44.060 You're right.

00:07:44.520 You're right, Cole.

00:07:44.960 He's yada-yada-ing the actual details.

00:07:48.160 Because he just says, pay attention to.

00:07:51.760 Honestly, I think he might just stare at them.

00:07:53.820 He might just actually just, like, autistically...

00:07:56.040 So you start by jerking off and just staring at their feet.

00:07:59.100 But you start with the heels.

00:08:00.560 But you just...

00:08:01.160 You don't like that a lot.

00:08:02.200 So you move your eyes pretty quickly to the toes.

00:08:05.180 And you slide up the ankles.

00:08:06.420 You skip the pussy.

00:08:07.320 You keep jerking off, though.

00:08:08.240 You keep jerking off.

00:08:09.240 You skip it.

00:08:09.760 You don't look at the pussy.

00:08:10.560 You don't even look at it.

00:08:12.000 What are you doing to them?

00:08:14.220 I mean, this is a...

00:08:15.020 If you're rubbing them, that's actually not a bad move.

00:08:17.120 If you're, like, doing a body rub and working your way up,

00:08:19.320 and then by the time you get up to the back,

00:08:21.620 they're all horned up by that point.

00:08:23.060 I think that's already establishing her dominance, though,

00:08:26.820 if you do that.

00:08:27.840 If you go that route.

00:08:28.380 Is that a good thing?

00:08:28.960 If you go, like...

00:08:29.640 If you go, like, not.

00:08:29.700 If you go, like...

00:08:30.340 Wait, I like Clint's, like...

00:08:31.420 That is, like, the tried and true American's lady.

00:08:33.900 Clint's anti-foreplay.

00:08:35.520 No, no, no.

00:08:36.140 Foreplay is different.

00:08:37.820 Massaging someone's foot is...

00:08:39.200 Massaging someone's foot is servile.

00:08:41.180 He's, like...

00:08:41.900 Oh, that's true.

00:08:42.940 Because in the Bible,

00:08:44.000 In the Bible,

00:08:45.680 Jesus, to appear as a servant,

00:08:47.720 washed his disciples' feet.

00:08:49.320 So that's a servant thing to do.

00:08:50.980 So if you're actually...

00:08:51.680 Hold on.

00:08:52.220 It's crazy.

00:08:53.360 It's crazy because I'm looking at Clint right now.

00:08:55.440 Right, I'm not doing that.

00:08:56.880 Clint, the type of nigga,

00:08:57.840 to not do foreplay.

00:08:59.820 He is.

00:09:00.160 And all of his...

00:09:00.680 That's...

00:09:01.000 And the girl...

00:09:01.520 It probably just makes your girlfriends crazy.

00:09:03.240 Oh, yeah.

00:09:03.700 He's like,

00:09:04.080 I think you just should be ready.

00:09:05.820 They love it.

00:09:06.440 They love it.

00:09:07.080 You should just...

00:09:07.840 You should just be ready for me.

00:09:09.560 I go, my dick's hard.

00:09:10.980 Your pussy better be wet.

00:09:11.860 Or it's just, like, it's going in.

00:09:13.100 I've never...

00:09:13.960 Honestly, I've never even understood this concept of, like,

00:09:16.400 oh, you've got to get them warmed up.

00:09:17.700 Like, no, you don't.

00:09:18.400 They're warmed up.

00:09:19.240 Clint does the opposite.

00:09:23.040 He does the complete opposite of skipping the pussy.

00:09:25.640 He doesn't even...

00:09:27.060 Like, he only focuses on the pussy,

00:09:29.040 and that's it.

00:09:29.960 Terminally single and rich.

00:09:31.540 That's what it looks like.

00:09:33.220 I can't wait until, like,

00:09:34.560 the one day where he does, like,

00:09:35.920 meet a dry pussy,

00:09:37.260 and he's just...

00:09:38.080 He is absolutely...

00:09:39.940 It's psychotic.

00:09:41.080 He's baffled.

00:09:41.820 He's just like,

00:09:42.660 what is this?

00:09:44.800 What do they call it

00:09:46.020 when the captors start to identify

00:09:47.920 with their captor?

00:09:48.800 Stockholm Syndrome.

00:09:49.660 Stockholm Syndrome.

00:09:51.120 Yeah.

00:09:51.480 You give your girlfriend

00:09:52.260 Stockholm Syndrome,

00:09:53.220 don't you, Clint?

00:09:54.040 Stockholm Syndrome of the pussy.

00:09:55.500 But, I mean, like,

00:09:56.660 I'm 90% sure, also,

00:09:58.540 that Josie has said before

00:10:00.220 that foreplay is underrated.

00:10:02.340 I'm pretty sure I saw that before

00:10:03.540 on another show.

00:10:04.440 I think she's...

00:10:04.840 She's playing both sides.

00:10:06.240 She's just making shit up.

00:10:07.060 She goes...

00:10:08.000 Honestly, honestly,

00:10:09.280 I think if you've got

00:10:09.920 a good enough dick game,

00:10:10.760 you'll never have a girl

00:10:11.860 go, like,

00:10:12.340 I need something else.

00:10:15.200 For the dick game,

00:10:16.300 you have to be in there, right?

00:10:18.840 Yeah, you've got to be in there.

00:10:19.720 Dude, they're going to be...

00:10:20.320 Yo.

00:10:20.780 Dude, when you have a fucking piece,

00:10:23.480 they are raring to go.

00:10:25.320 What are you talking about?

00:10:26.580 I'm not going to...

00:10:27.100 I'm just going to say

00:10:27.480 something crazy here,

00:10:28.720 but here's a conspiracy theory.

00:10:30.720 Why did Ashton go crazy?

00:10:32.780 Lack of foreplay.

00:10:34.020 No.

00:10:34.180 No.

00:10:36.060 Lack of foreplay.

00:10:37.220 Bitch lost her mind.

00:10:38.560 $1 from Drunk and Baked.

00:10:40.240 Love this show, man.

00:10:41.580 From Canada.

00:10:43.160 Stop watching.

00:10:44.680 Sorry.

00:10:45.520 I'm from Canada.

00:10:46.480 Sorry.

00:10:48.020 I apologize.

00:10:50.020 That was the most Canadian shit ever.

00:10:52.140 Immediate apology.

00:10:53.520 Clint gets tased

00:10:54.420 with 200 more subs

00:10:55.760 to We Are Change

00:10:56.680 in the taint.

00:10:57.780 Clint, if you let him do that,

00:10:59.200 I don't know, dude.

00:11:00.280 I've been adamant.

00:11:01.260 It ain't happening, bro.

00:11:02.140 Is it with the Rife machine?

00:11:04.640 No.

00:11:05.140 Like with a dick taser.

00:11:07.120 That is technically a Rife machine.

00:11:08.420 It was made by Rife.

00:11:09.400 That's what I meant.

00:11:10.280 Hey, sign up for the Liberty Lockdown Locals.

00:11:11.840 I'm giving away

00:11:12.300 a fucking $2,500 Rife machine

00:11:13.780 in August.

00:11:14.480 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:11:15.100 Clint is going to do

00:11:16.200 what viewer of yours

00:11:19.300 gave you that Rife machine

00:11:20.200 to give away.

00:11:21.600 It would be Matt Rife.

00:11:22.880 Yeah, right.

00:11:24.420 That guy.

00:11:25.600 Dumb bitch.

00:11:26.420 Who?

00:11:27.400 Some nigg.

00:11:28.220 There you go.

00:11:29.940 Did you watch that

00:11:31.780 his second interview

00:11:32.860 would say?

00:11:33.240 No, I couldn't watch this shit.

00:11:35.060 I only made it through

00:11:36.500 like 25 minutes

00:11:37.320 of the first one,

00:11:38.520 but I had the most viral tweet

00:11:40.740 I've ever put out.

00:11:41.460 80,000, 90,000 likes.

00:11:43.000 It was fucking insane.

00:11:44.060 Wow.

00:11:44.300 But it was just a clip

00:11:45.500 from the Rogan interview

00:11:47.220 with him the first go around.

00:11:48.480 I listened to it

00:11:49.400 and I was like,

00:11:49.940 this all sounds like

00:11:50.680 gobbledygook to me.

00:11:51.460 I don't understand

00:11:51.940 what he's saying.

00:11:52.900 Yeah, it was mostly bullshit.

00:11:54.400 And Top's listening to it like,

00:11:55.780 oh my God.

00:11:56.840 He's spitting.

00:11:58.100 He's unlocked.

00:11:58.760 Third eye.

00:11:59.380 If he was a white dude,

00:12:00.180 I'd be like spitting.

00:12:01.000 But since he's a black guy,

00:12:01.920 I was suspicious.

00:12:02.600 Then I dug deeper

00:12:03.280 and I was like,

00:12:03.680 this motherfucker's retarded.

00:12:05.040 I think he's just crazy.

00:12:06.440 Top's been to Jamaica

00:12:07.440 so he understands

00:12:08.480 their language.

00:12:10.200 He's got a third brown eye.

00:12:11.800 Are you kissing

00:12:12.940 the fucking,

00:12:14.060 like the ankle bone

00:12:15.180 and the toes

00:12:15.860 or are you like

00:12:16.940 sucking every part?

00:12:18.180 What are you doing?

00:12:19.200 No, wait.

00:12:19.500 I wanted to say

00:12:19.960 before you fucking say

00:12:20.840 this gay shit,

00:12:21.700 you mentioned Joe Rogan.

00:12:23.140 I did my part

00:12:24.140 like I always do.

00:12:25.320 I retweet the stream

00:12:26.460 on my stream

00:12:27.200 as I broadcast it

00:12:28.080 and then I go,

00:12:28.980 we live at Joe Rogan

00:12:30.500 every single time.

00:12:32.280 Yeah.

00:12:32.660 Until he sees it.

00:12:34.720 Every single time, Clint.

00:12:36.460 I know.

00:12:36.980 Because I love this show

00:12:37.860 and I show up on time, Clint.

00:12:40.220 Oh, on time.

00:12:41.060 Oh, now we're doing that, huh?

00:12:42.100 All right.

00:12:43.920 Now we're coming on time, guys.

00:12:45.660 Oh, no.

00:12:46.120 Now we have to be on time.

00:12:50.540 Toad is the one freaking out.

00:12:51.680 Toad, this is your argument.

00:12:53.220 You were talking a lot of shit

00:12:54.360 before Clint got here

00:12:55.140 and now you're quiet about it.

00:12:56.580 Interesting.

00:12:56.940 Look at the pain in Toad's eyes right now.

00:12:57.960 I showed up at 9-18.

00:12:59.760 We started 9-

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00:13:13.940 Hashtag make a play.

00:13:16.680 Seven minutes late.

00:13:17.860 And by the way,

00:13:18.500 I was just doing a show

00:13:19.800 right before this.

00:13:20.500 So I drove home.

00:13:21.180 I had to go to the grocery store

00:13:22.040 to pick up a prescription

00:13:22.800 because my fucking body's

00:13:24.180 bursting out with hives.

00:13:25.560 I have to handle my life here,

00:13:27.000 gentlemen.

00:13:27.840 What happened to you?

00:13:29.020 Allergic reaction?

00:13:29.940 He did his first foreplay

00:13:31.360 and he got hives.

00:13:32.340 Yeah.

00:13:33.000 His body is allergic to foreplay.

00:13:35.100 This is why I don't do it.

00:13:36.520 I didn't skip the pussy for one time

00:13:38.700 and then I was like,

00:13:39.340 ugh.

00:13:39.840 It was like my whole body

00:13:40.640 flipped out.

00:13:41.960 No.

00:13:42.240 So I had this terrible viral infection

00:13:43.680 10 days ago.

00:13:45.620 That's when I had the fever.

00:13:46.880 I skipped.

00:13:47.820 I bailed out on Tidkast IRL.

00:13:49.360 I bailed out on Porkfest.

00:13:50.520 I bailed out on Life.

00:13:51.860 I skipped a pussy.

00:13:53.540 All right.

00:13:54.200 All right.

00:13:54.660 All right.

00:13:54.900 No, no.

00:13:55.380 Give him that.

00:13:56.240 Tom, give him that.

00:13:57.680 Give him that.

00:13:58.160 Toe with a banger.

00:13:59.300 There you go.

00:14:00.080 Toe with a banger.

00:14:01.140 All right.

00:14:01.500 So I skipped all that

00:14:02.840 and then...

00:14:03.660 We need a counter.

00:14:04.760 How many he got,

00:14:05.560 but all right.

00:14:06.480 And then...

00:14:07.220 Yeah, this nigga's got AIDS.

00:14:08.480 I might.

00:14:09.620 So a week after I finally recovered,

00:14:12.600 my body starts to break out in hives

00:14:14.060 and I was like,

00:14:14.740 I've had hives like once or twice before,

00:14:17.060 but they're always very, very brief

00:14:18.600 because I don't have any allergies

00:14:19.700 to any foods or any medicines or nothing.

00:14:21.340 I have no allergies at all.

00:14:22.760 So then I finally figure it out.

00:14:23.960 I look it up online

00:14:24.600 and apparently like once your body

00:14:26.060 overcomes a viral infection,

00:14:28.140 oftentimes like more than half of the times

00:14:30.420 people get hives

00:14:31.260 if it's not just straight allergies,

00:14:32.520 it's because of getting over a virus

00:14:34.380 because your immune system

00:14:35.680 is so over-sensitized

00:14:37.860 that your body produces histamines

00:14:39.560 which causes your skin

00:14:40.740 to break out in these rashes.

00:14:42.180 I had no fucking idea.

00:14:43.500 So I thought I was dying.

00:14:44.320 I thought I had AIDS, of course.

00:14:46.420 It's like whenever you come

00:14:47.880 and she keeps sucking.

00:14:49.320 Like it's just...

00:14:50.180 Yeah.

00:14:50.380 It can happen to be a stress too, right?

00:14:51.840 Your whole body's like that.

00:14:52.920 Yeah, you can get hives from that too,

00:14:53.980 but it's definitely not that.

00:14:55.380 Clint, this happened right at the end

00:14:56.960 of Pride Month too.

00:14:58.400 It's monkey pox.

00:14:59.140 Yeah, it's definitely monkey pox.

00:15:01.320 Yeah, I mean, for tower gang purposes,

00:15:03.120 sure, we can pretend.

00:15:04.380 Oh, who did we just ban in the chat?

00:15:06.340 Someone's being a bad boy.

00:15:07.380 I don't know.

00:15:08.460 I have no idea.

00:15:09.760 I don't know.

00:15:10.660 We had no control.

00:15:11.800 We have no control over our producer.

00:15:12.720 I don't even look at the chat,

00:15:14.240 so it wasn't me.

00:15:15.940 It's crazy you don't look at the chat.

00:15:17.280 Fuck you, Matt.

00:15:19.220 Wait, Matt, the guy who stalks Cole?

00:15:21.980 I don't know who it is.

00:15:22.880 No.

00:15:23.820 He's an angel.

00:15:25.380 Do not ban him.

00:15:26.340 All right, hey, give me shit.

00:15:27.540 Give me shit.

00:15:27.960 I was seven minutes late.

00:15:28.720 What are you going to do about it, Toad?

00:15:29.740 Yeah, Toad, what are you doing?

00:15:31.480 What are you going to do about it, bitch?

00:15:33.420 Glenn, I just don't think you're taking the show seriously.

00:15:36.840 I like it.

00:15:37.520 I like it.

00:15:38.000 I like it.

00:15:38.380 Turnabout's fair play.

00:15:39.280 I dig that.

00:15:40.820 No, but he really means it.

00:15:41.880 He's joking, but he was fucking serious before.

00:15:44.140 Because he was in here at like 745.

00:15:45.780 And he's just like, he's like, where are y'all at?

00:15:49.060 I was in here by myself.

00:15:51.360 Here's the alternative.

00:15:52.420 We can start the show at 920, and then I can actually be on time.

00:15:55.220 Because it's very tough to finish the show over at Luke's and then get here on time.

00:15:59.460 So usually I get here around 912, 913.

00:16:01.640 I'd say we just keep saying 911 and just whenever.

00:16:04.620 Who cares?

00:16:05.280 Well, that's kind of what we had been doing, and everybody seemed cool with it.

00:16:08.880 But now it's a problem.

00:16:10.580 No, it's always been.

00:16:11.600 And honestly, it's getting annoying.

00:16:12.660 That's why I decided to address it, because we've been doing the same shit for like two

00:16:16.500 years.

00:16:17.320 Like the same.

00:16:19.620 I just got to think about it like skip the 911, basically.

00:16:23.300 You got to start at 915, think at 920 sometime.

00:16:27.280 For as much as you skip, you don't skip workout for something that actually matters.

00:16:31.580 What?

00:16:32.200 What?

00:16:32.600 You don't skip work for something.

00:16:34.600 Oh, work.

00:16:35.260 Okay.

00:16:35.660 Yeah, that's true.

00:16:36.800 He skips the pussy.

00:16:38.280 He has to skip 911, but he doesn't skip work for something important.

00:16:42.660 This man's dedicated to the thing he hates most.

00:16:45.920 That's true.

00:16:46.880 Life.

00:16:47.400 I'm dedicated to the thing that pays me most.

00:16:49.740 Dedicated to life, yo.

00:16:52.420 All right.

00:16:53.240 You guys want to do a mailbag?

00:16:54.380 Yeah, let's do some mailbag.

00:16:55.000 Let's get into some mailbag.

00:16:56.340 All right.

00:16:57.520 Mark Vestibule.

00:16:59.060 No way.

00:16:59.480 Toad's masturbatory stamina is the stuff of legends and is something to be admired.

00:17:08.900 I agree.

00:17:09.760 Oh.

00:17:10.360 Do any of you think you could match him or even better him in this regard?

00:17:14.440 No, no, no.

00:17:14.900 So stamina, there's two different ways.

00:17:16.600 It's just how many times in a day you can jerk off or come or how long it takes to come on one time.

00:17:25.300 Or is it measured by how –

00:17:26.560 Is that things he has both of us beat in or –

00:17:29.740 But is it measured by how long you can – like how quickly you can go again?

00:17:33.260 Because I can go again and –

00:17:34.280 Oh, you're talking about your refractory period is like –

00:17:37.360 Yeah, the refractory period.

00:17:39.280 Yeah.

00:17:40.300 I don't think that's stamina.

00:17:41.560 I think that's more of –

00:17:42.440 That's rebound.

00:17:44.660 That's rebound, yeah.

00:17:46.040 Yeah.

00:17:46.700 That's a rebounding stat.

00:17:48.440 What's your guys' rebound time?

00:17:50.980 You're like Dwight Howard.

00:17:52.280 You have –

00:17:52.720 Like now or at my –

00:17:53.660 But you're at rebounding.

00:17:54.700 Yeah, like now or at my best?

00:17:56.360 Like whenever I was, you know, putting down the dick.

00:17:59.360 Now, now, now.

00:17:59.900 Right now?

00:18:00.640 God.

00:18:02.760 Wait, what's the question?

00:18:03.920 Maybe an hour?

00:18:04.300 What's your rebound time?

00:18:05.940 Maybe an hour.

00:18:06.600 Maybe an hour I'll be good to go again.

00:18:08.340 I don't even know.

00:18:08.760 I'm straight from bed.

00:18:10.680 Yeah, I haven't –

00:18:11.800 Because I didn't even think about that part.

00:18:13.260 Like getting it up again.

00:18:14.040 A second time?

00:18:14.980 Why?

00:18:15.680 Like I'm going to bed.

00:18:17.460 I nailed it the first time.

00:18:19.240 What the fuck am I doing here again?

00:18:20.680 That was fun.

00:18:21.520 Good night.

00:18:22.320 Yeah, I'm just fucking –

00:18:24.520 But when I was younger, like I would –

00:18:27.520 It would be like –

00:18:29.040 Insects?

00:18:29.340 I don't even know.

00:18:29.900 Yeah, like maybe like 20 seconds of refractory time.

00:18:32.460 It was crazy.

00:18:33.640 It was crazy.

00:18:34.120 You're putting it in, still semi-soft, really sensitive because you still just come, but

00:18:38.020 you're just pushing through.

00:18:38.900 It's whatever.

00:18:39.780 I just –

00:18:40.780 Dude, I'm doing it with my raw hand.

00:18:43.640 Like I'm just like –

00:18:44.640 And I'm just going to get it right away.

00:18:45.940 My rebound is insane, dude.

00:18:47.500 I'm the Kevin Garnett of jerking off.

00:18:50.300 With your raw hand?

00:18:51.640 Wait, is that weird?

00:18:52.600 Do you guys use lotion?

00:18:54.040 I just have always gone raw.

00:18:55.380 And I have very –

00:18:55.900 I always go raw.

00:18:57.260 I raw dog it, baby.

00:18:58.280 I got lube in the house.

00:18:59.140 I'll just use that.

00:19:00.400 Yeah.

00:19:01.180 Well, we know what you use that for.

00:19:04.760 Jerking off.

00:19:05.900 Yeah, he just told you.

00:19:07.240 I don't know.

00:19:10.020 I'm not really –

00:19:11.180 I was going with a butthole.

00:19:11.380 I'm not worried about rebounding because I never miss a shot.

00:19:14.760 Hell yeah.

00:19:15.020 Yeah, we know.

00:19:15.840 We know.

00:19:18.020 Bitch done busted.

00:19:19.200 I'm done.

00:19:20.280 Honestly, we're talking about –

00:19:21.940 So Toad is talking about –

00:19:23.280 And Mark Vestibule is talking about masturbation.

00:19:25.740 We're all talking about pussy, like something different.

00:19:28.320 This is not even a question for us.

00:19:30.740 We're in a different level than Toad.

00:19:32.280 So I don't even know –

00:19:33.480 Look, when it comes to self-pleasure, Toad is the fucking king.

00:19:36.740 He might actually be the –

00:19:38.900 He's the Michael Jordan of jerking off.

00:19:41.000 It's crazy.

00:19:41.240 The King Coomer.

00:19:42.060 Yeah, he's like –

00:19:42.720 Honestly, he might be LeBron.

00:19:43.880 King Coomer.

00:19:44.880 I should be in the Guinness Book of World Records.

00:19:48.220 Yeah.

00:19:48.460 Can you imagine his face and just jerked off 32 times in a day

00:19:51.940 and he's just sitting there with his fucking goofy face?

00:19:55.100 I don't think I've ever even gotten double digits.

00:19:57.500 Like even at my most horny –

00:19:59.500 I think my cap was like eight or nine when I was –

00:20:02.080 Yeah, my mom was like seven.

00:20:03.720 Six.

00:20:04.300 And it was like literally the first day I ever jerked off.

00:20:07.000 Like five to eight maybe?

00:20:08.440 Like the first day I ever jerked off, did it like seven times.

00:20:10.820 But I would do it consistently.

00:20:12.180 When I was a teenager, I would do it consistently.

00:20:14.160 I'd be like six, seven, eight every day.

00:20:15.960 Yeah, it's 5.30, time to jerk off.

00:20:18.020 Yeah, like who knows why I was so fucking –

00:20:20.100 I mean the first time I did it, obviously,

00:20:21.520 I only did it once that day because I was terrified and at the emergency.

00:20:25.620 Coomer Bryant.

00:20:27.800 What?

00:20:28.760 It's not even a good play on words.

00:20:30.920 It's just funny.

00:20:31.960 It's just funny.

00:20:33.440 All right, everybody just –

00:20:35.240 Coomer, Jellybean Bryant.

00:20:38.040 Are you not Coomer?

00:20:39.200 What is it?

00:20:39.900 I don't know, dude.

00:20:41.260 Keep feeding me Coomer puns.

00:20:42.720 I'm loving this shit.

00:20:44.000 They're not even that good.

00:20:45.060 I'm trying to think of whose name is like for Coomer or –

00:20:50.180 Giannis Antetokounmpo.

00:20:51.640 Yo, yo, he's LeBus James.

00:20:55.940 LeBus James.

00:20:57.520 Laura Coomer.

00:20:59.340 There you go.

00:21:00.200 All right, all right, all right.

00:21:01.500 No, it has to be a sports person that is like –

00:21:03.660 She's not good at anything.

00:21:04.360 Really great and like –

00:21:06.220 and also somehow something to do with coming.

00:21:08.280 He's Giannis Antetokounmpo.

00:21:10.780 I said that already.

00:21:11.780 I know, but I said it better.

00:21:13.040 I said it better, though.

00:21:14.380 All right.

00:21:14.800 He's Steph Kamey.

00:21:16.600 Kumtai Kensei?

00:21:18.480 Steph Kamey Kamey.

00:21:20.200 God, that's so gross.

00:21:21.540 Kumtai Kensei is funny.

00:21:23.080 Coomer Solzhenitsyn?

00:21:24.620 Kumtai Kensei.

00:21:25.760 Honestly, by the way, Magic Johnson just works by itself.

00:21:29.140 You don't have to change it.

00:21:31.000 He's got the Magic Johnson.

00:21:32.780 People call me Tragic Johnson.

00:21:35.980 Wayne Jiskey?

00:21:37.340 Wayne Jiskey is great.

00:21:39.020 Victor Oladumpo?

00:21:40.840 He just dumps loads.

00:21:42.780 Olakumpo.

00:21:43.340 Olakumpo.

00:21:44.400 Olakumpo.

00:21:44.800 I know.

00:21:45.120 I could have.

00:21:45.660 Derek Skeeter.

00:21:47.160 All right, guys.

00:21:48.240 This is getting crazy.

00:21:49.580 What's the next fucking mailbag?

00:21:50.840 Anderson Coomer.

00:21:51.660 Anderson Coomer.

00:21:52.380 We missed that one.

00:21:56.220 I love Derek Skeeter.

00:21:58.920 That's so –

00:22:00.300 Come Brady.

00:22:02.240 Anthony Coomeria.

00:22:03.680 There you go.

00:22:04.040 That's not good.

00:22:05.520 You know what?

00:22:06.060 I'm going to ban call from the chat.

00:22:07.400 I don't like that.

00:22:10.680 Dick Trickle wasn't real, but that's a great one.

00:22:13.340 JJ Reddick.

00:22:15.380 I don't think any of us came out.

00:22:16.800 Jizzy Owens.

00:22:18.080 Yo, JJ Reddick is fucking fired.

00:22:20.540 That is really good.

00:22:22.360 That is really good.

00:22:23.400 Oh, my God.

00:22:24.720 It's so bad.

00:22:26.560 Fuck, man.

00:22:27.520 All right, all right, all right.

00:22:28.660 Pull it together, guys.

00:22:29.560 We had a show to do.

00:22:30.460 We only did one comeback.

00:22:32.180 Hakrim Olajuwon.

00:22:35.920 Dick Trickle.

00:22:36.780 I thought Dick Trickle wasn't real.

00:22:39.560 Dick Trickle's – yeah, he's real.

00:22:41.180 Oh, I thought it was just – I thought it was – maybe he is real.

00:22:44.100 Whoops.

00:22:44.660 My bad.

00:22:45.780 I thought Dick Trickle – Dick Trickle cannot hurt you, Cole.

00:22:48.720 He is not real.

00:22:51.620 Anthony Jiselnik.

00:22:53.180 There you go.

00:22:53.720 All right, all right.

00:22:54.520 Hakrim the dream.

00:22:55.840 Dick Flair.

00:22:56.360 Dick Flair.

00:22:57.080 Elijah want to go again?

00:22:58.680 John Cockton.

00:23:00.740 John Cockton.

00:23:02.880 Fuck yeah.

00:23:03.840 A t-shirt with a dick as Dick as Rick Flair and it just says, whoo.

00:23:08.480 A little bit of cum squirting on his head.

00:23:10.060 Jeff Hornysack.

00:23:15.240 Nailed it.

00:23:16.260 I had to go back to the 90s in the Utah Jazz, but John Stockton got me there.

00:23:21.540 Oh, God.

00:23:22.500 And speaking of the 90s in the Utah Jazz, let's get back into the mailbag with the mailman.

00:23:28.040 Let's do it.

00:23:29.120 Hell yeah.

00:23:30.040 Carl Mamone.

00:23:32.220 That's how you do a transition.

00:23:33.860 Aaron J., have you ever farted out of your dick?

00:23:39.000 Is there a name for that?

00:23:41.340 Like how girls queef?

00:23:44.180 Like how girls queef?

00:23:45.500 You ever darted?

00:23:46.320 It's a do a queef.

00:23:47.960 Yeah, it's darting.

00:23:48.940 I mean, the only way I can even imagine that being possible is if you took the tip of the

00:23:52.480 dick, kind of pinched it a little bit.

00:23:54.280 That way you could kind of like open your pee hole and then blow in it and then kind of

00:23:58.520 squeeze it or something.

00:23:59.240 But even then, I don't think that'd work.

00:24:00.580 That doesn't make sense.

00:24:01.260 By the way, I really like Carl Alone.

00:24:03.920 It's so funny.

00:24:08.240 Carl Alone.

00:24:08.960 Oh, my God.

00:24:11.460 But yes, my dick's never farted.

00:24:13.180 Sorry.

00:24:14.180 That's what I'm thinking.

00:24:15.020 It's Cole Trickle.

00:24:16.000 Cole Trickle's the one that's not real.

00:24:17.680 That's right.

00:24:18.080 In Days of Thunder.

00:24:19.260 Dick Trickle is real.

00:24:20.260 Cole Trickle's not real.

00:24:23.520 Dick Trickle can't hurt you.

00:24:25.400 Cole, can you see if you can get Liz to blow in your dick hole and see if you can make your

00:24:28.600 dick fart?

00:24:29.360 That's what I was wondering.

00:24:30.280 Because girls can queef.

00:24:31.300 So it's a hole.

00:24:32.060 That would hurt, right?

00:24:32.940 Any hole should be able to have reverb.

00:24:35.660 If you trap air in it.

00:24:36.160 Yeah.

00:24:36.280 Yeah.

00:24:36.440 It should be able to have the...

00:24:37.880 And it's such a tiny hole that it would...

00:24:40.160 You'd have to get a vacuum seal and trust me, Liz can't give you that.

00:24:44.540 So wait.

00:24:45.420 What if you like...

00:24:46.300 Can you like cinch your dick off in the middle of it somehow and then let it go and then maybe

00:24:50.600 it'll fart?

00:24:51.140 Honestly, your dick might fart every time you cum.

00:24:53.940 It's just inaudible.

00:24:55.660 Because I feel like it has to.

00:24:57.200 That's true.

00:24:57.680 That's science.

00:24:58.000 It has to be able to fart every time.

00:25:00.720 Yeah.

00:25:01.020 That's got to be a measurable sound.

00:25:02.940 If you could...

00:25:03.620 Dude, how dope would it be if our show was the biggest on earth and we could get like Neil

00:25:08.080 DeGrasse Tyson to come in and talk about dick farting and like, is it theoretically possible?

00:25:12.380 It can't be possible.

00:25:14.760 Because your dick doesn't have butt cheeks in the front.

00:25:17.020 We fund research grants at universities.

00:25:22.720 Have them record dicks cumming.

00:25:24.560 Penis Rodman.

00:25:26.380 Penis Rodman.

00:25:27.080 Penis Rodman.

00:25:30.360 Oh my God.

00:25:31.620 Fuck.

00:25:32.100 You keep derailing the show with these puns.

00:25:34.320 I love the puns.

00:25:35.660 I love puns.

00:25:37.500 I said it before.

00:25:38.560 I hate music comedy.

00:25:40.780 I love pun comedy.

00:25:42.120 Pun comedy is my favorite.

00:25:43.580 Speaking of that, can you pull up...

00:25:44.760 No, you told me you hate mine.

00:25:45.940 Pull up the fucking Indian song.

00:25:47.560 The Indian rap song.

00:25:49.100 Because he says he doesn't like rap.

00:25:50.580 So I want to see if you like this song.

00:25:52.160 Because it's my ringtone.

00:25:53.260 You'll like this.

00:25:53.540 What song is this?

00:25:54.980 Horse or Shorthand.

00:25:56.020 It's the top song in the summer.

00:25:59.180 If you haven't heard it, that's unbelievable.

00:26:00.860 That's on you.

00:26:01.480 All right, Josie.

00:26:02.400 Name the dick muscle.

00:26:03.560 Right now.

00:26:03.960 Name it.

00:26:04.420 Name the dick muscle.

00:26:05.280 If it's not the right muscles, name them.

00:26:06.560 She probably knows the dick muscles.

00:26:09.340 She knows her way around the dick muscles.

00:26:11.020 She has access to Google.

00:26:12.360 She's going to figure it out.

00:26:13.380 You can kegel with your dick.

00:26:14.940 You can kegel.

00:26:15.680 So I think it'd be the same...

00:26:16.760 I actually think you could probably kegel the air out.

00:26:19.460 The dick is just a muscle.

00:26:20.780 Yeah.

00:26:21.520 I mean, all you got to do is do that thing where you stop peeing.

00:26:23.980 That's the kegel muscle.

00:26:24.840 And I feel like you could probably kind of stop the air.

00:26:27.300 You still have to...

00:26:28.000 There still has to be air pressure from behind in order for the dick to fart.

00:26:30.880 You just pinch your balls to push it out.

00:26:32.880 There's no fucking air in your balls.

00:26:34.460 You pinch your balls, you're just going to pee.

00:26:36.340 What if you have like a skull?

00:26:37.500 It's not an Indian.

00:26:49.960 It's just a black dude saying stupid shit.

00:26:53.960 Oh yeah, this is the guy that cuts it with his toenails.

00:27:07.320 That's so crazy.

00:27:08.000 You would have to literally sharpen your toenails.

00:27:11.460 That's nice.

00:27:12.120 Yeah, listen to this.

00:27:12.660 You're going to bring the flies up.

00:27:13.960 I don't give a fuck fly it up.

00:27:15.680 I don't give a fuck fly it up.

00:27:15.720 I don't give a fuck fly it up.

00:27:18.540 I don't give a fuck fly it up.

00:27:20.300 Yeah, bitch, just a lip tonight and get a prip tonight.

00:27:23.380 Are you telling me...

00:27:24.960 You're going to tell me that that's not a fucking banger.

00:27:27.700 Dude, you sure you don't like rap music after hearing that?

00:27:30.380 Is that the best he has to offer?

00:27:33.620 Is that the best for FS to offer?

00:27:35.120 No, no, this guy has a lot to offer, actually.

00:27:38.560 I just love to think...

00:27:39.960 Go ahead.

00:27:40.700 I just can say I love to think that this guy is bringing out a whetstone for his toenail.

00:27:44.180 Fucking...

00:27:44.820 But if you have something to sharpen your own toenail, why don't you just use that to cut the meat?

00:27:49.680 This is what it is.

00:27:50.480 That's not how knife sharpen this works.

00:27:51.980 Yeah.

00:27:52.820 I watched it a hundred times.

00:27:54.060 Have you ever sharpened a blade?

00:27:55.740 He's holding a knife between his toes.

00:27:58.060 No, he's not.

00:27:59.140 He's not holding a...

00:28:00.060 Oh, shit.

00:28:00.560 I ain't never seen a nigga eat a horse head.

00:28:02.900 Shit.

00:28:03.520 Make sure that the horse dead.

00:28:05.320 I ain't never seen a nigga brush a horse teeth.

00:28:07.740 Why the fuck is you brushing on the horse teeth?

00:28:09.960 They use more soap on the horse head than they do on themselves.

00:28:12.700 Then turn around, then cook the horse head.

00:28:15.000 This nigga really from the struggle, look at his hairline.

00:28:17.260 This nigga really from the struggle, look at his hairline.

00:28:19.880 All the motherfucking coats and sandals hairline.

00:28:21.920 You got a coat and some sandals on hairline.

00:28:24.680 The nigga that coat got blew up in a bomb.

00:28:26.900 I don't give a fuck, nigga, to all your mom.

00:28:29.060 What you about to do?

00:28:30.080 You about to put it in the water tonight.

00:28:32.080 Yeah.

00:28:32.940 Put the water tonight.

00:28:34.480 Add a little bit of doo-doo and some beans on it.

00:28:36.020 Add shit to it.

00:28:37.400 That's why he just eat a doo-doo and some beans.

00:28:39.280 Y'all niggas, don't forget to put the cane on it.

00:28:41.720 Put three bags of cocaine on it.

00:28:44.120 Put the top off, mortar climb back on it.

00:28:46.540 Put your hat, put your hat, put your hat on it.

00:28:48.920 Stop playing, bitch.

00:28:49.900 Grab that horse meat.

00:28:51.420 Go ahead, go ahead, eat you some horse meat.

00:28:53.400 That shit illegal over here.

00:28:54.920 We can't eat horse meat.

00:28:57.000 That's like when I saw, because they, I think in Africa, they eat the cow vagina.

00:29:03.220 Have you seen that?

00:29:04.300 No, I haven't.

00:29:04.860 Can you please retract your hatred for rap music after hearing those two bangers back to back?

00:29:09.080 All rap is crazy.

00:29:10.560 I sent him on a mission.

00:29:11.900 I was like, go watch some Eminem.

00:29:13.180 Listen to Kill You.

00:29:14.520 And then I gave him some of the other songs.

00:29:16.200 And he was like, no effect.

00:29:17.820 Didn't like it.

00:29:19.040 Not for me.

00:29:20.380 Crazy.

00:29:20.820 The only thing I listen to is like heavy metal.

00:29:24.920 And then I'll listen to that at the gym.

00:29:27.120 That's it.

00:29:27.440 That's all that gets me pumped up.

00:29:29.020 I know people like you.

00:29:30.180 I don't like them.

00:29:31.240 Yeah, me neither.

00:29:32.440 I'm wondering what it is about you.

00:29:33.920 Now I know.

00:29:35.720 By the way, I was telling somebody today in, is it Remanufacture?

00:29:41.540 Is it because you're a Christian?

00:29:43.660 I think it is.

00:29:44.220 No, but the crazy thing is, so the only lyrics I remember are for hymns that we sang in church.

00:29:49.760 So you can name like a hymn, and I'll be like, I can name off all five verses just like fucking just going.

00:29:56.040 If I knew a hymn, I could totally.

00:30:01.780 I'm afraid that I'm missing out on memories for my kid because the memory of hymn lyrics is already in my brain.

00:30:11.720 My brain was like, no, we need to keep this shit.

00:30:13.740 Let the baby's first steps go away.

00:30:16.220 Just forget that.

00:30:16.900 But like hymn lyrics, any time it comes up, bam, bam, bam.

00:30:19.880 But now the churches are all fucking trans, so they call them hers now.

00:30:24.140 Wow.

00:30:24.620 You know what?

00:30:25.400 That's a good joke.

00:30:26.880 Written joke.

00:30:28.100 Actually, that is a great tweet.

00:30:31.780 You know what that is?

00:30:32.780 That's a Mark Norman tweet.

00:30:35.800 I'm telling you right now.

00:30:36.560 That's a Mark Norman tweet.

00:30:37.500 Mark Norman would tweet something like.

00:30:38.780 That's a Mark Norman bit.

00:30:39.000 We're going to deliver it.

00:30:40.240 He's like, even churches have gone so gay that they're calling them hers instead of hymns.

00:30:48.720 The problem is, though, there's two problems here, and it could be either one.

00:30:53.220 Number one, that joke's inappropriate for this place, which obviously it is, but why is the question.

00:30:57.840 Number two is we're not smart enough to get it.

00:31:00.340 Like, we've got to think about it and then react to it.

00:31:03.040 I didn't get it at all.

00:31:04.420 Me neither.

00:31:04.900 I just didn't like to deliver it.

00:31:05.960 I got it right away.

00:31:06.700 See, I think it would be better if you structured it like this.

00:31:09.460 You said, but now they're calling them she hers as opposed to he hymns.

00:31:13.460 But you spell it H-Y-M-N-S.

00:31:15.380 I think that would be the angle for tweet version of that joke.

00:31:19.080 But, you know, Mark Norman could deliver basically anything and make it sound funny.

00:31:22.620 Yeah.

00:31:23.660 I was listening to him on Joe Rogan today.

00:31:25.920 It's just funny because, like, someone said, like, Al Sharpton, and he just goes, Al Qaeda?

00:31:32.320 It's just like, it's out of nowhere.

00:31:34.700 It's just funny.

00:31:35.740 Mitch Hedberg used to do the same shit.

00:31:37.340 Would literally tell, like, a non-joke, and then people would just laugh at it and be like,

00:31:40.760 y'all just laughed at some unfunny shit.

00:31:42.160 It's crazy.

00:31:42.760 Think about the level of, like, that delivery.

00:31:45.640 Like, a Mitch Hedberg delivery is, like, super.

00:31:48.180 There is not even a joke there.

00:31:49.480 It's just sentences.

00:31:50.100 And then you deliver it so well that people laugh.

00:31:53.360 Toad, you have the complete opposite of that.

00:31:55.120 Like, he's on 100.

00:31:56.160 You're on, like, negative 5.

00:31:57.840 I don't know how you could be that bad at this.

00:32:00.640 You're saying I have funnier jokes than Mitch Hedberg.

00:32:02.920 I just can't deliver them.

00:32:03.960 I feel like you could write for Mark Norman, but you couldn't ever tell one of his jokes.

00:32:08.000 No, not necessarily write for him, but just, like, give him premises.

00:32:11.520 You'd be like...

00:32:12.400 Yeah.

00:32:12.760 Or, like, a half-structured...

00:32:16.180 Tell him to hit me up.

00:32:17.940 This could be the start of something.

00:32:20.100 Dylan Farnham.

00:32:22.820 Norm MacDonald's, like, we just...

00:32:23.940 There's...

00:32:24.320 No one's like Norm.

00:32:25.260 It's impossible.

00:32:26.440 Like, yeah, you just...

00:32:28.200 Oh, yeah.

00:32:29.260 He used to make people laugh.

00:32:30.340 There was one that he didn't even say, like, the punchline.

00:32:34.020 And everybody was just like...

00:32:34.600 It's just hilarious.

00:32:38.920 So his negative energy hurts all of his joke delivery.

00:32:41.820 It's right.

00:32:42.520 Yeah.

00:32:42.840 Something about it.

00:32:43.540 I'm almost like an anti-person.

00:32:46.220 It is weird.

00:32:46.880 It is weird, because you were, like, big into the pickup artist stuff, which is literally

00:32:50.120 just studying...

00:32:50.840 All delivery.

00:32:52.000 Yeah.

00:32:52.160 It's like studying charisma.

00:32:53.700 It's like for people who don't have charisma who then study it to, like, figure it out.

00:32:57.460 That's cool.

00:32:58.100 It's like you read the game and then did the opposite.

00:33:00.940 Yeah.

00:33:02.280 Well, no.

00:33:02.960 Like, I read it and I was...

00:33:05.460 I still have that book on my bookshelf.

00:33:08.200 I was...

00:33:08.520 You know what he's like?

00:33:09.200 He's that dude in a...

00:33:10.660 Like, on your baseball team that's just fucking...

00:33:12.620 He could throw.

00:33:13.380 He could field.

00:33:14.160 He could hit.

00:33:14.760 Then you put him into play in a game, and the motherfucker cannot do anything.

00:33:18.860 Yeah, I'm Chuck Knobloch, basically.

00:33:20.400 I get the...

00:33:20.960 Hold on.

00:33:21.480 Chuck Knobloch is a great name for the Coomer shit.

00:33:25.540 Dave Smith is the closest to Norm I've heard.

00:33:28.320 Get the fuck out of here.

00:33:30.420 It's like...

00:33:30.940 Very high praise.

00:33:32.000 He's even close to the same delivery.

00:33:34.540 I mean, I like Dave's comedy, but he's nowhere in the same delivery.

00:33:38.160 Backwards body, backwards delivery is funny.

00:33:40.240 Dave's delivery is like Jewish delivery at this point.

00:33:43.020 Like, that's what we're getting at.

00:33:44.240 I feel like I'm having a gross...

00:33:45.280 What about his airplane food?

00:33:46.940 No.

00:33:47.340 I feel like I'm eating at the deli when I listen to Dave Smith tell jokes.

00:33:51.080 I think Tom's becoming more sensitive to Jewish people, so he's like hearing the intonation.

00:33:55.640 Yeah, I've just noticed more.

00:33:56.260 Two years ago, you didn't hear it at all.

00:33:57.880 They all sound like this now.

00:34:00.220 What's the deal?

00:34:03.280 What's the deal with government?

00:34:06.440 They always do everything wrong.

00:34:10.300 Please take down the backwards body, backwards delivery comment.

00:34:12.980 It's funny, but I don't want to keep reading it.

00:34:14.620 Yeah, I know.

00:34:14.980 It's just up there.

00:34:15.460 But I don't think that my hearing has gotten more angular at the Jews.

00:34:21.540 I think Dave has just gotten older.

00:34:23.200 He's like 40, and that's the age.

00:34:25.660 He's becoming more Jewish.

00:34:26.000 You ever wonder what the age is?

00:34:27.500 What's the age for a skinny young Mexican girl to become a flumpy?

00:34:29.980 What's the deal with foreskin?

00:34:31.400 Are you saying that Dave is slowly just becoming like what those like goblins in Harry Potter?

00:34:37.400 He's becoming – you're watching it.

00:34:40.240 You're watching it.

00:34:40.980 And there was a major turn in somewhere like 23, 24 where he's like – he starts to do that.

00:34:45.780 But it also correlated with his success, so that's another interesting marker.

00:34:49.100 Maybe we should be picking up these habits.

00:34:51.040 I don't know.

00:34:51.500 Well, you've gone the complete opposite route, so –

00:34:55.180 It comes with not only age, but, yeah, getting more money.

00:34:58.480 It kind of makes sense.

00:35:00.000 Dave Smith is up there with the greats.

00:35:01.620 He's practically Eddie Murphy.

00:35:02.960 Bro, I love Dave.

00:35:05.100 I ain't putting him in the fucking – in the camp of Eddie Murphy Prime.

00:35:09.400 No, it's not fair.

00:35:10.460 Save delivery.

00:35:11.960 I mean, Eddie Murphy Prime is fucking elite.

00:35:15.000 Yeah.

00:35:15.540 He's one of the best.

00:35:15.820 I love you, Josie, but that was retarded.

00:35:17.680 That wasn't – Dave Smith is on my Mount Rushmore.

00:35:22.500 He's coming on next week.

00:35:23.540 It's going to be great.

00:35:23.940 It's not even that she was saying he's as good.

00:35:25.760 It's that she was saying – I think she was saying he had a similar delivery.

00:35:29.020 And it's like, no, their delivery is not alike at all.

00:35:30.940 It's not even close to the same.

00:35:32.820 I don't see it.

00:35:34.640 I don't see someone –

00:35:36.160 Someone argues he's even doing jokes.

00:35:43.360 I think Charlie Murphy's dead, dude.

00:35:46.180 I think Dave's funnier than Charlie Murphy, but he hasn't surpassed Eddie.

00:35:49.760 That's for sure.

00:35:50.480 How great would it be if we took some of his bits but then changed them to different deliveries?

00:35:55.160 Like, say, Charlie Murphy delivering Dave's jokes?

00:35:58.500 I don't even know if that'd even work, but it'd be kind of fun.

00:35:59.920 That would be funny.

00:36:01.020 That would actually be really funny.

00:36:02.480 If we could feed it into AI, take other people's jokes.

00:36:06.340 Like, take a Luis J. Gomez joke and then make Dave Smith say it in AI.

00:36:09.760 It would be really fucking funny because they'd be like, where is this going to go?

00:36:13.260 Something about politics?

00:36:14.320 They already programmed the AIs.

00:36:15.680 They could do that really easily, actually.

00:36:17.680 Yeah.

00:36:18.380 Remember, they had the one that did – and it did a perfect Luis joke about having a minority server, right?

00:36:25.640 Yeah, but can it parody now?

00:36:27.380 Like, can it do – as Luis –

00:36:29.320 It can do whatever you prompt it to do.

00:36:31.020 Once it already has the cadence of the comic.

00:36:40.340 We're not there yet with the technology, guys.

00:36:44.980 A few more years.

00:36:47.980 That's fucked up, guys.

00:36:49.180 That's not nice.

00:36:49.960 He's going to be on the show.

00:36:51.120 He's going to be on the show next Wednesday.

00:36:54.840 Every Wednesday after this episode.

00:36:56.680 Oh, my God.

00:36:59.680 We got any more mailbag?

00:37:00.700 I think we got one more mailbag.

00:37:03.060 You guys are mean to Dave.

00:37:04.520 I don't like how you're treating him.

00:37:05.820 You're the one that keeps saying he's kvetching every time.

00:37:09.340 I'm not – hold on.

00:37:10.480 He is, though, right?

00:37:11.620 Like, it's – and I like it.

00:37:14.620 It's the cadence he does.

00:37:16.120 It's like a black preacher will do the black preacher cadence.

00:37:18.900 He's falling into this.

00:37:19.900 Jews, Jews, Jews hates the Jews.

00:37:21.980 Yes, and it works.

00:37:23.380 Nobody's noticing this, just me.

00:37:25.360 I think it might –

00:37:26.960 Isn't kvetching this thing, though?

00:37:28.620 Like, the weird, like, bobbing they do?

00:37:29.760 It's like you become red-pilled, almost.

00:37:32.580 Like, you hear it, and then you can't unhear it.

00:37:34.820 Kvetching is, like, always saying, like, and there's the problem at the end of, like, the census.

00:37:40.500 That's what he does.

00:37:41.080 I swear kvetching is literally – like, it's an actual Jewish thing, and there's, like, a – there's a belief behind it that somehow – I forget – somehow makes a –

00:37:48.400 Oh, yeah, I remember when we talked about this.

00:37:50.140 And they literally – it's like this, like – it's almost this, like, tick, almost.

00:37:53.640 Stop with the hand motion.

00:37:54.720 Don't do it.

00:37:55.220 Don't do the hand motion.

00:37:55.540 Don't do the hand motion.

00:37:56.260 It's like the – they're constantly moving while they're talking.

00:37:58.940 It's weird.

00:37:59.580 Like, if you look at some rabbi, you'll see it.

00:38:01.760 They do it.

00:38:02.220 They all do it.

00:38:02.820 It's weird.

00:38:03.080 I mean, I just think – I think it's a chronic whining complainer.

00:38:07.300 A nagging complaint?

00:38:08.480 To complain persistently and whiningly.

00:38:11.580 Honestly, I think there's – I mean, a huge portion of stand-up is complaining about things in the world.

00:38:17.940 So I think – I think – I think Top's a little oversensitive to it.

00:38:21.560 But I'll listen back, and I'll report back if I think –

00:38:23.900 You didn't hear low with the feet, feet, feet.

00:38:27.040 Fucking –

00:38:27.480 I'm going to say I can hear this, too.

00:38:30.140 I think you added that in.

00:38:31.180 I don't think that was –

00:38:31.860 I tell you –

00:38:33.720 That's crazy.

00:38:34.540 I'm going to –

00:38:35.540 No, I'm going to –

00:38:36.660 Okay.

00:38:37.180 Hold on.

00:38:37.440 I have to confess.

00:38:39.320 I have to confess.

00:38:40.040 I didn't hear it.

00:38:41.060 I didn't hear it until Top when I was at his house.

00:38:44.000 He was like – we were in his pool, and he goes like, is this so funny?

00:38:47.280 On the low with the feet part, I dropped it like a bunch of octaves down low.

00:38:51.120 And I go, oh, yeah, you did, didn't you?

00:38:55.160 Does anybody – has anybody had their feet just completely bombarded with pedophiles being caught and then beat the fuck up?

00:39:03.520 Yeah.

00:39:03.740 Okay, you guys are seeing that every day, right?

00:39:05.800 Yeah, it's because I tweeted about the guy, Alex Rosen or whatever.

00:39:09.020 He got nuked.

00:39:10.080 It's the only way I could come, baby.

00:39:11.560 By the Jews, basically.

00:39:13.100 Dude, he went really fucking hard during Pride Month.

00:39:15.840 Yeah, right.

00:39:16.420 He went hard during Pride Month, then he got nuked right afterwards, and he's back now.

00:39:19.900 But I commented about it, and since then I've seen him all over my feed.

00:39:22.440 Tyler, it's dad's against pedophiles if you want to pull up one of those videos.

00:39:27.440 There's like a couple of nice ones.

00:39:30.000 The evolution of this is so rapid.

00:39:32.640 I'm pretty confident that we're going to have like just pedos lined up against the wall being machine gunned very quickly.

00:39:39.820 Because it started with stings.

00:39:43.260 That's anti-Semitic.

00:39:44.580 You know what?

00:39:49.260 Hey, guys, we're going to gas the pedos.

00:39:51.720 We're going to get rid of all of them.

00:39:52.860 All six million of them.

00:39:54.040 How long before you get an ADL article written about you?

00:39:57.280 It's like, we have to line up the pedos, put them in comps, and they'd be like, Greenblatt's going to be writing you a letter.

00:40:04.340 I mean, in reality, it'll only be like a few hundred thousand, but more from like wartime conditions that get them.

00:40:09.760 But we obviously, you know.

00:40:11.340 We treated them well.

00:40:12.820 The FBI has like a big annual roundup of pedos.

00:40:15.780 So you just have to not be a pedophile for one month a year to avoid the roundup?

00:40:20.700 It just becomes totally crazy because the Venn diagram of pedos and Jews is like a circle.

00:40:26.340 That right there said that the government lets them fuck kids for 11 months, and they're like, you know that July is your month, right?

00:40:32.480 Yeah, like we've got to hit our quota.

00:40:33.940 It's July.

00:40:35.060 Yeah, the rest of the year.

00:40:37.560 Can we go back to how Toad literally just did Top's exact joke but reframed in a different way?

00:40:44.880 No, no.

00:40:45.540 He just made it easier to understand for like the people that were actually retarded.

00:40:49.160 He put it in tweet format.

00:40:51.080 I'm retarded.

00:40:51.680 The crossover between Jews and pedophiles, if it was a Venn diagram, it's a circle.

00:40:55.240 You know what he does?

00:40:56.160 Toad, are you typing up the AI paragraphs about what happens in the show?

00:40:59.380 Is that you?

00:40:59.880 Are you doing that?

00:41:00.400 It might be him.

00:41:00.860 It might be actually him.

00:41:01.520 Because sometimes you read it.

00:41:03.080 From what I understand, if you remember all the things about AI, it's always just a bunch of Indians.

00:41:10.260 Like in India, everything we've learned about AI, it's just always been humans.

00:41:14.840 So there's just an Indian watching us having to type it up.

00:41:17.540 It's just like a bunch of Indians watching every YouTube video, live YouTube video to type it up.

00:41:21.940 That's what they're doing.

00:41:22.600 AI doesn't exist.

00:41:23.760 Let me complete the narrative that I was trying to explain.

00:41:26.500 So it starts off like you have this Catch a Predator shit.

00:41:29.140 It's just like it's for TV.

00:41:30.640 Like Chris Hansen.

00:41:31.780 Yeah.

00:41:32.100 It's pretty docile when you consider the egregious nature of the act that these dudes are intending to perpetrate.

00:41:39.100 Then, over the past month, I start to see these ones where it's just rando dudes on the street that are hunting pedophiles that like they have DM'd them.

00:41:48.240 They've got them to say creepy shit.

00:41:49.920 And now...

00:41:50.320 Sneeko is doing it.

00:41:51.340 And now over the past 48 hours, I'm just seeing these dudes beat the living shit out of these guys.

00:41:55.820 So they're not even like...

00:41:57.280 Do they even like confront them like, hey, you did this or they just go up and just beat the fuck out of them?

00:42:00.720 No, no, no.

00:42:01.100 They lost the video.

00:42:01.980 They talk to them, but like...

00:42:03.720 The day she was born, you came up to me.

00:42:05.760 Oh!

00:42:06.320 Stop!

00:42:07.120 That was a good...

00:42:09.040 And your wife's about to find out.

00:42:10.840 What do you think about that?

00:42:11.560 Oh, this is bad.

00:42:12.240 This dude's waiting for his kid to be born.

00:42:13.840 Your wife finds out the truth.

00:42:14.620 On the day...

00:42:16.320 On the day of your baby being born.

00:42:18.820 Not even on the day.

00:42:19.260 And I fucked up and I screwed up.

00:42:20.840 Not even on the day.

00:42:21.840 The fucking moment.

00:42:23.080 The moment.

00:42:24.700 The moment.

00:42:25.200 I just had a baby.

00:42:26.340 I just had a baby.

00:42:27.480 Okay.

00:42:28.300 I just had a baby.

00:42:29.540 Just hitting them and just randomly is so fucking funny.

00:42:33.940 I have no idea.

00:42:37.800 Where are the drugs going?

00:42:41.920 Dude, this is like the LAPD in the 1980s.

00:42:44.620 It really is to black people.

00:42:49.260 That's it.

00:42:49.900 Pedophiles are the new black people.

00:42:52.720 You said right here, I want to blank you in your blank.

00:42:55.300 Well, I'm going to blank you in your blank right now, motherfucker.

00:42:58.240 I swear to God.

00:42:59.660 I can log on to Twitter tomorrow and it'll just be these pedo hunters that are just raping on video, the pedophiles.

00:43:07.060 Do you like it?

00:43:08.360 Do you like it?

00:43:09.100 That actually sounds really...

00:43:10.200 Because it sounds like a way...

00:43:11.800 Tyler, play another one.

00:43:13.260 Instead of working out to release all the anger in you, you just find a pedo and just beat the fuck out of him.

00:43:19.200 Wait, wait, wait.

00:43:19.940 It was so funny because it wasn't even...

00:43:22.980 He seemed pretty calm when he was talking and he would just randomly smack him.

00:43:27.740 He sympathized with that because you just want to just randomly fuck him.

00:43:31.180 Just fucking...

00:43:32.120 Just any time you have any urge at all, just do it.

00:43:34.780 Just fucking...

00:43:35.360 It's a pedo.

00:43:36.000 Who cares?

00:43:36.580 If you rape a male pedophile, it's a gang.

00:43:38.680 Oh, he's slashing his tires.

00:43:41.900 Let's have a talk about what you're doing here.

00:43:43.860 Mike.

00:43:44.320 We know everything.

00:43:45.060 You have the car, Mike.

00:43:46.760 Yo, he just stabbed his tire.

00:43:48.440 Yeah, he slashed his tires.

00:43:50.200 No fucks given.

00:43:51.260 And they're videoing it.

00:43:53.680 And you know what?

00:43:54.520 No one's going to press charges.

00:43:55.640 No one's going to give...

00:43:56.860 Oh, there's another one.

00:43:57.900 Who are you here to be?

00:43:58.460 Who are you here to be, motherfucker?

00:44:02.700 I would not want to fuck with it.

00:44:06.460 The dude's holding a huge knife.

00:44:08.000 It's a huge fucking knife.

00:44:09.200 Just another one.

00:44:10.340 I don't know, man, because the cops, they don't like when you do this, when you're doing their job for you.

00:44:14.620 They get pissed.

00:44:15.240 They might actually arrest you for that.

00:44:16.700 Look at the size of that knife.

00:44:18.200 Jesus Christ.

00:44:19.440 Yeah.

00:44:19.740 I mean, they're hitting him in the face.

00:44:22.320 They're body slamming him and shit.

00:44:23.800 Like, it's just progressing so rapidly.

00:44:26.580 Anyways, the point I wanted to get to is that, like...

00:44:28.400 It's healthy.

00:44:29.280 The nature...

00:44:29.960 I'm not saying it's unhealthy.

00:44:31.040 I'm just saying it's evolving fucking rapidly.

00:44:33.480 Like, I think we're going to see pedos being hung on, like, Twitch and shit very soon.

00:44:38.520 Like, it's coming.

00:44:39.000 Let's go.

00:44:40.180 Do you think this...

00:44:41.640 Whatever.

00:44:42.080 I mean, I don't give a fuck.

00:44:42.880 I'm just saying it's evolving fucking quick.

00:44:44.940 There's someone in the Twitch chat.

00:44:46.220 We're talking about how we should kill pedos.

00:44:49.180 This is...

00:44:49.940 It's an interesting one.

00:44:50.680 Should you kill them?

00:44:51.920 I don't...

00:44:52.240 Yeah, maybe.

00:44:52.980 But what they're doing, like, how they're treating them is really good.

00:44:56.380 That's how they should be treated in public.

00:44:58.520 Yeah, probably.

00:44:58.860 This is what the internet was for.

00:45:00.040 As long as you have the right guy.

00:45:01.700 Like, that's...

00:45:02.180 My concern is, like, this is all vigilante shit, so...

00:45:05.120 Nah.

00:45:05.680 Like, I...

00:45:06.500 Batman, you know...

00:45:07.900 I love it.

00:45:08.400 Cole's like, no.

00:45:09.460 They're batting 100 out of 100.

00:45:11.040 I'm sure they get it right every single time.

00:45:12.120 No, no, no, no, no.

00:45:12.500 You gotta break a few eggs.

00:45:13.260 Yeah, let's say you gotta break a few eggs and make an omelet.

00:45:15.220 You gotta...

00:45:15.600 You gotta...

00:45:16.160 Unless...

00:45:16.620 Listen, unless they're being dicks and just doing this, but I think...

00:45:19.220 You gotta kill a couple good fathers to get all the pedos out of there, okay?

00:45:22.920 No, they're texting this...

00:45:24.300 They're texting this dude as, like, a 13-year-old.

00:45:26.900 And he's the one...

00:45:27.860 Oh, jeez.

00:45:28.480 Like, they're the one that he's trying to meet up.

00:45:31.320 Yeah, no, I know, but sometimes they'll be like...

00:45:33.520 They'll be like, yo, you Carl?

00:45:35.020 And he's like, yeah, I'm Carl.

00:45:36.820 And then they'll be like...

00:45:37.900 And they'll just start beating the fuck out of him.

00:45:39.340 And you're like, what if that's just a dude named Carl?

00:45:41.720 I don't know.

00:45:42.460 No, they have his picture.

00:45:43.860 Honestly, I know...

00:45:45.640 I've looked at a lot of pedos.

00:45:47.920 Dude, these dudes are picking up on kids with their actual faces on the internet?

00:45:51.580 I feel like 90% of pedos are named Carl, so you have a good...

00:45:55.800 You have a good hit rate.

00:45:57.320 Yeah, he's a good guess.

00:45:58.580 We should just kill all Carl.

00:45:59.660 Maybe we should just deal with Carl, yeah.

00:46:01.400 Yeah, just deal with Carl.

00:46:03.220 That's why they call it Carl's Jr.

00:46:05.100 Oh, yeah.

00:46:06.180 I'd say we just press charges when they get it wrong.

00:46:08.520 And other than that, who gives a fuck?

00:46:09.960 Yeah.

00:46:10.620 Yeah.

00:46:11.700 There you go.

00:46:12.020 Carl's likes the Jrs.

00:46:13.300 I'll listen.

00:46:14.220 If his name is Carl Goldstein, definite pedophile.

00:46:18.240 Carl Goldstein, yeah.

00:46:22.080 And that's part of the problem.

00:46:24.460 If they have their picture and their dick pics,

00:46:26.960 they need to share the dick pics for Cocktober.

00:46:29.800 That would be great.

00:46:30.700 I cannot want to evaluate pedophiles' dick pics.

00:46:32.960 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:46:35.160 This is a great thing for the show.

00:46:37.380 It's insane.

00:46:38.120 We set up pedophiles,

00:46:40.600 so we're doing two things at once.

00:46:42.900 I like this.

00:46:43.480 We're doing two things at once.

00:46:45.520 Let me go ahead, because we're doing two things at once.

00:46:47.220 One, we get dicks for Cocktober,

00:46:49.140 and two, we also get to make these pedophile beat-up videos, too.

00:46:52.420 We get to fine them and beat the fuck out of them,

00:46:54.160 and then we get to rate their dicks on stream.

00:46:57.240 I mean, it's a great, like, we get double the content out of, you know,

00:47:01.720 and doing a good deed for society.

00:47:03.120 One of those dudes just got shot.

00:47:05.100 I don't know if you know that.

00:47:06.380 Yep.

00:47:06.780 The dude that kicked the dude in the face, he just got shot.

00:47:09.020 I think it was last week's episode when I told you guys,

00:47:11.160 someone's going to die doing this.

00:47:12.400 Someone pulled a gun on Alex,

00:47:14.100 because now they know what's going on.

00:47:15.620 One of them got shot.

00:47:16.540 Wait, the pedos have guns?

00:47:19.000 Yeah.

00:47:19.200 Some of them, yeah.

00:47:20.900 One of them shot one of the pedo hunters in the leg.

00:47:23.240 This is almost turning into, like, a weird type of gang war.

00:47:25.780 You have the pedos and the pedo hunters.

00:47:27.720 As the dude's bleeding out from his leg,

00:47:30.420 homeboy's in the back saying,

00:47:31.280 we've got to stay for the cops.

00:47:32.180 We've got to stay for the cops.

00:47:32.960 We've got to make sure that we stay, you know, right with the law.

00:47:35.140 It's like, homeboy's going to die.

00:47:36.380 Like, he's bleeding out right now.

00:47:37.480 What are you doing?

00:47:38.260 I just think it's, like, super dangerous.

00:47:39.860 But, hey, it is a service to society.

00:47:43.620 It's just, like, it's so...

00:47:45.200 I think it really is a condemnation.

00:47:46.840 I know this is kind of serious,

00:47:47.580 but this is a condemnation of our judicial system.

00:47:50.200 Like, why aren't cops doing this?

00:47:51.960 I think because they're so busy dealing with, like,

00:47:54.180 fucking black people and other crime like that.

00:47:57.460 For real.

00:47:58.220 Like, if we...

00:47:58.780 They're too busy with the blacks.

00:48:00.320 They can't deal with the pedos.

00:48:01.420 They're like, listen...

00:48:01.940 Let's talk about the perfect homogenous society.

00:48:03.360 And I just saw this guy fucking do-rag Vince in the chat.

00:48:05.740 He's a pussy bitch.

00:48:07.000 He's all this, like, on this white supremacist shit.

00:48:08.980 But listen, I'll give you the fact of the matter.

00:48:10.700 It's like, yeah, no, white people would have a much...

00:48:12.860 It would be a much safer society.

00:48:15.280 But, you know, who would cuck you, then,

00:48:18.220 if it's only white people?

00:48:19.480 You guys say that,

00:48:20.760 but most of the pedos I see in these sting operations

00:48:22.880 are white dudes.

00:48:24.180 Yeah, they are.

00:48:24.860 Yeah, for sure.

00:48:26.020 That's obvious.

00:48:27.340 There's a flaw in your logic there.

00:48:28.920 No, when you watch, like, true crime...

00:48:29.620 No, no, no, no.

00:48:30.420 He's saying that it's still, like...

00:48:33.140 Because the...

00:48:33.880 Basically, what the cops have done,

00:48:35.380 they've been like,

00:48:35.860 murder is more important to us

00:48:37.520 than, like, fucking kids.

00:48:39.200 And they were like,

00:48:39.840 I think that comes from the top.

00:48:40.720 I love you, Vince.

00:48:41.720 Vince, I'll unblock you.

00:48:43.200 I'll unblock you, fam.

00:48:44.220 No, but it's true.

00:48:45.240 When you watch, like, true crime,

00:48:46.920 like, America's Most Wanderers,

00:48:47.920 and they show somebody's face on the screen,

00:48:49.600 if it's a black dude,

00:48:50.420 it's always he shot a guy.

00:48:52.120 And if it's a white dude,

00:48:53.040 it's always he raped a kid.

00:48:54.900 Like, there's never anything else.

00:48:57.420 You can bookmark that.

00:48:59.660 And if it's a white woman,

00:49:01.020 it's just that she had sexual relations

00:49:02.520 with a 14-year-old,

00:49:03.360 and she's a school teacher.

00:49:04.360 That's every time.

00:49:05.420 Or, yeah, so it's...

00:49:06.400 They're never...

00:49:06.780 You notice that the sting operation,

00:49:09.060 never goes after the smoke show

00:49:10.600 24-year-old female teacher.

00:49:12.620 No.

00:49:12.840 Imagine just walk up to some young bitch

00:49:14.460 and start beating her up in Walmart.

00:49:15.960 That's what I want to do.

00:49:16.540 Oh, that's even better.

00:49:17.560 Can we just start beating up teachers?

00:49:19.080 You've been blowing your lucky 16-year-old student,

00:49:20.900 you stupid bitch.

00:49:22.040 No, I think we should do the opposite,

00:49:24.120 and we should...

00:49:24.600 You're going to blow me now, bitch.

00:49:25.740 I think we should...

00:49:26.360 If we could make a clip,

00:49:27.060 like, if we made a clip of us,

00:49:29.320 like, imagine us in practical Joker style,

00:49:31.980 and we're going into Walmart,

00:49:33.440 and we're busting a female pedophile,

00:49:36.100 and you just fucking start...

00:49:37.200 No.

00:49:37.580 It could be Liz,

00:49:38.620 and we just punch Liz right in Walmart.

00:49:40.160 No, I think there's something better,

00:49:41.520 because I don't think the young boy...

00:49:45.080 It depends on how young,

00:49:46.200 but if a teenage boy is fucking his teacher,

00:49:49.840 I think if a teenage boy is fucking his teacher,

00:49:52.580 and he lets it go,

00:49:54.120 he lets it out,

00:49:54.860 like, he's the one that rats on her,

00:49:57.020 I think we beat him up

00:49:58.160 for being a fucking pushy.

00:49:59.460 I have an even better idea.

00:50:01.580 You guys ready?

00:50:02.100 Strap in.

00:50:02.500 All right.

00:50:02.880 We're going to find the contact info

00:50:05.420 for one of these pedo hunters.

00:50:06.960 We're going to send them Toad's info,

00:50:10.000 then have them DM him,

00:50:12.260 have him just play into it,

00:50:14.580 but then when he gets there,

00:50:15.520 he just goes,

00:50:17.260 gotcha,

00:50:17.720 and he's, like, punked,

00:50:18.560 but they don't believe him,

00:50:19.720 and they end up beating the shit out of him.

00:50:20.180 But they still fuck him up?

00:50:21.240 Yeah.

00:50:21.460 It'd be amazing.

00:50:23.020 Dude.

00:50:23.960 But then we've already laid the...

00:50:26.460 Even better,

00:50:27.400 we just pretend that Toad is a 17-year-old boy,

00:50:31.860 and so they give him a 14-year-old girl or whatever,

00:50:33.960 and so they're like,

00:50:35.560 oh, you were messaging a 17-year-old boy,

00:50:37.960 you fucking pedos,

00:50:39.140 and then beat them up,

00:50:40.640 and then they just flip it on him.

00:50:42.720 If this didn't put Toad's life at jeopardy,

00:50:45.480 I would totally tell him to do this bit,

00:50:47.400 because that would be really fucking funny.

00:50:48.960 Look, he's not our fucking monkey,

00:50:50.260 but he could be our pedo.

00:50:52.260 Let's go.

00:50:54.060 I would...

00:50:54.940 At some point,

00:50:56.180 I think the...

00:50:56.660 There has to be a time

00:50:58.260 where a pedo hunter

00:50:59.280 actually is a pedo themselves,

00:51:01.180 and they get caught from another hunter.

00:51:02.860 Chris Hansen.

00:51:03.380 And so there's, like,

00:51:03.980 a weird thing

00:51:04.520 where they're both going against each other.

00:51:06.060 They're just, like,

00:51:06.860 two...

00:51:07.620 Like, faking to be two 16-year-olds

00:51:09.340 talking to each other,

00:51:10.400 and they come up,

00:51:11.280 and they meet up like...

00:51:11.900 And then they both show up,

00:51:12.480 and they just beat the living shit out of each other.

00:51:13.360 Yeah.

00:51:13.380 Like at the end of Anchorman 2,

00:51:16.460 where, like,

00:51:16.840 all the pedo hunters show up,

00:51:18.660 and they'll beat the fuck out of each other

00:51:20.100 in, like, an all-out brawl.

00:51:21.560 That sounds really fun.

00:51:23.200 I think that's how this is going to end.

00:51:24.660 Actually, no.

00:51:25.340 I think the way it's going to end

00:51:26.340 is that it's going to be

00:51:27.460 a sting operation

00:51:28.580 from one of these vigilantes

00:51:29.600 runs into a sting operation

00:51:31.160 from a cop.

00:51:32.640 A cop.

00:51:33.120 Oh, yes.

00:51:33.660 And then they're going to fucking end up

00:51:34.740 in a shootout.

00:51:35.480 Honestly, we can do this to Toad,

00:51:39.780 and it will be fucked up.

00:51:41.060 But we could set him up like this.

00:51:43.620 I would love to set Toad up

00:51:44.740 in a pedo trap.

00:51:46.600 I mean, we could do it

00:51:47.400 without his consent.

00:51:48.100 It's fucked up.

00:51:49.320 No, we should.

00:51:50.020 It's fucked up to think of.

00:51:50.600 Look, honestly,

00:51:51.560 let's just get the ball rolling,

00:51:53.000 tell our audience to set him up,

00:51:54.180 and then just, like,

00:51:55.080 let it happen.

00:51:55.580 As soon as I get the message...

00:51:57.380 It sounds overrated.

00:51:58.440 Dude, as soon as I get a message

00:51:59.840 from a 14-year-old girl,

00:52:01.040 I'll just know that it's you fuckers,

00:52:02.800 and I'll just...

00:52:04.180 From Now On, by the way.

00:52:06.100 He was only talking to me

00:52:07.100 from now on.

00:52:07.840 He's like,

00:52:08.180 you shouldn't have warned me

00:52:10.120 because I would have fallen for it.

00:52:11.540 From Now On,

00:52:12.640 I can't do it anymore.

00:52:13.600 Your Honor,

00:52:14.140 I was only talking dirty

00:52:15.200 because I thought it was the homie.

00:52:16.820 I'm talking about getting a burner phone

00:52:18.480 that could spoof your phone number

00:52:20.480 and just do this, like,

00:52:21.980 on my side.

00:52:22.640 And never tell anybody.

00:52:24.520 And then one day,

00:52:25.340 just wait.

00:52:25.960 One day until you see him

00:52:26.900 fucking go viral on TikTok.

00:52:28.300 Dude, three months from now,

00:52:29.980 his fucking brain trauma

00:52:31.400 will have already forgotten this moment.

00:52:32.820 You can set him up in negative.

00:52:33.460 I only set my dick

00:52:34.420 because I knew it was for Cocktober.

00:52:36.620 Where do the pedo hunters

00:52:37.920 get the pictures out of underage girls?

00:52:40.400 Because I want to know that

00:52:41.020 because that has to be a weird thing

00:52:42.760 to like...

00:52:43.180 That's a weird one.

00:52:43.700 Yeah, that's a weird thing

00:52:44.440 because they have to look up on Google

00:52:45.600 14-year-old girls.

00:52:48.380 Honestly, you could just go to...

00:52:49.380 They used, like, a decoy.

00:52:51.340 They used somebody who looked that young

00:52:52.700 but they were actually, like, 18.

00:52:53.620 Yeah, but these guys don't have that much.

00:52:54.960 They don't have decoys.

00:52:56.320 You could just go to Pornhub

00:52:57.640 and find, like, young-looking chicks

00:52:59.340 that are 18.

00:53:00.180 You know, it'd be easy.

00:53:02.160 You could find midgets.

00:53:02.760 Oh, and so then the guy's not guilty of anything.

00:53:05.000 It's the smaller cost.

00:53:06.460 The whole point is that

00:53:07.520 they thought it was a 14-year-old

00:53:10.040 so then it's like...

00:53:11.080 Which is a really...

00:53:12.000 It's technically entrapment.

00:53:13.560 That's why I don't think, like...

00:53:16.000 I don't think that the guys...

00:53:18.260 I wonder, like...

00:53:19.020 Maybe someone can fact-check this.

00:53:20.540 Did the guys caught on To Catch a Predator?

00:53:22.600 Did they actually go to jail

00:53:23.640 because it technically was entrapment?

00:53:25.300 Honestly...

00:53:25.740 I heard a lot of those cases got thrown out.

00:53:27.620 If you watch at the end...

00:53:28.940 If you watch at the end,

00:53:29.900 they always would say...

00:53:31.340 And I'd say probably, like,

00:53:32.720 over half of them usually get off.

00:53:34.200 Yeah, because they saw the nature of it.

00:53:38.660 It's like...

00:53:39.540 Yeah, but I think they...

00:53:40.600 No, they definitely got off

00:53:41.480 because they saw the 14-year-old girl.

00:53:43.760 That's why.

00:53:44.440 This is why they started making these shows, though.

00:53:46.420 Dude, my favorite To Catch a Predator

00:53:47.800 was the one where the guy was a fan of the show

00:53:49.680 and he was like,

00:53:50.080 you're fucking Chris Hansen, man.

00:53:51.500 And you know what, though?

00:53:53.540 The ones that got off

00:53:54.800 were usually the ones

00:53:55.880 that just didn't fucking run their mouths.

00:53:57.660 Dude, that's the best...

00:53:58.600 That's the best defensive angle imaginable.

00:54:00.740 You just go,

00:54:01.300 I've been trying to meet you for years.

00:54:03.500 Finally, you're here.

00:54:04.820 And that's the whole reason you were doing it.

00:54:06.980 I fucked so many 14-year-olds to get here.

00:54:12.480 I kept coming to the house being like,

00:54:14.900 maybe Chris Hansen's over the side.

00:54:16.000 I just really wanted to be on Dateline.

00:54:17.060 Thank you so much.

00:54:18.980 He was like,

00:54:19.480 listen, I had to break a couple eggs

00:54:20.780 to get to the omelet.

00:54:21.540 I mean, finally here.

00:54:23.040 Tyler, what did I just put in the chat there?

00:54:25.180 I committed dozens of felonies.

00:54:26.880 Wasn't there that one guy

00:54:27.780 that he came in there

00:54:28.580 and he had the pizza

00:54:29.620 and he just started eating the pizza?

00:54:31.320 He was like,

00:54:32.460 well, I guess the kid's not going to need it.

00:54:36.400 Chowing down.

00:54:38.020 God damn.

00:54:38.860 Oh, then there was the one guy

00:54:39.700 that got completely naked immediately.

00:54:42.200 She was like,

00:54:42.800 I'm going to be back.

00:54:43.680 He just rips all his clothes off.

00:54:45.640 They're like,

00:54:46.240 get comfortable.

00:54:47.200 He's like,

00:54:47.620 all right, baby.

00:54:48.400 See that, dude?

00:54:51.920 If you actually,

00:54:52.760 if you just have some underage kid

00:54:54.440 or some young sounding actress upstairs

00:54:56.840 that's shouting down,

00:54:57.680 take your clothes off,

00:54:58.480 I think at that point,

00:54:59.300 you don't need any due process.

00:55:01.720 Just like.

00:55:02.340 Yeah.

00:55:02.920 It's true.

00:55:03.440 The shut the fuck up legal events

00:55:04.500 is undefeated.

00:55:05.660 It's literally the best.

00:55:06.640 If anything ever happens

00:55:08.040 and you get in legal trouble,

00:55:09.640 just shut the fuck up

00:55:10.760 and ask for a lawyer.

00:55:11.680 Mr. McCray,

00:55:12.200 you cannot return to that residence.

00:55:14.320 Oh, but how do you just go

00:55:15.200 tell me I can't go home now?

00:55:16.560 What?

00:55:16.900 How are you going to tell me

00:55:18.360 I can't go to my mom?

00:55:19.640 I just did.

00:55:21.460 Well, I bet I do.

00:55:22.860 Well, then you're in contempt,

00:55:24.660 young lady,

00:55:25.100 and you've got 30 days.

00:55:26.580 So you're not going.

00:55:27.480 This is the fucking defense goal.

00:55:28.980 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:55:29.580 Get back.

00:55:30.260 Get back.

00:55:31.480 Get back.

00:55:34.060 That's another 30 days.

00:55:35.700 That's 60 days.

00:55:37.280 So what?

00:55:38.640 90 days.

00:55:40.040 So?

00:55:41.080 120 days.

00:55:42.120 Okay, and?

00:55:43.980 180 days.

00:55:45.340 I'm hurting.

00:55:47.020 Wait.

00:55:49.180 Pause it.

00:55:49.860 I'm on her side now.

00:55:51.160 Just be like,

00:55:51.860 fuck you.

00:55:53.020 Make it 200 days.

00:55:53.920 I don't give a fuck.

00:55:54.900 Make it my whole life.

00:55:57.580 Three times in the car.

00:55:58.840 Let's go.

00:55:59.660 I believe that's called

00:56:00.520 oppositional defiance disorder,

00:56:02.060 and I have it.

00:56:03.320 Yeah.

00:56:04.020 Yeah, to be like,

00:56:05.040 that's 30 days in contempt.

00:56:07.100 It's like,

00:56:07.260 all right, fuck you.

00:56:08.220 Make it 100 days.

00:56:09.220 I don't give a fuck.

00:56:09.880 Like, you're not going to use,

00:56:12.000 you're just going to send something.

00:56:12.780 That lady's missing how far

00:56:13.200 he can count to 30s.

00:56:15.520 Fuck me.

00:56:17.000 Yeah, she can't.

00:56:17.700 Get your hands up for me, man.

00:56:19.760 By the way,

00:56:20.100 he skips over 150.

00:56:21.000 What are you about to say?

00:56:21.920 Yeah, he did.

00:56:22.580 Oh, wait, that's a dude.

00:56:23.500 Nothing.

00:56:24.640 We'll talk in six months

00:56:25.940 when you're ready to come back

00:56:27.080 for your case.

00:56:27.820 Bye.

00:56:28.000 Bye.

00:56:28.160 Bye.

00:56:29.480 I ain't got anything

00:56:30.380 I got time with Aaron.

00:56:31.400 I got money.

00:56:32.300 That's 200 days.

00:56:34.520 You got anything else to say,

00:56:35.720 Ms. Perks?

00:56:36.320 Yeah, there we go.

00:56:40.340 There we go.

00:56:41.660 There we go.

00:56:42.280 That's what I'm waiting for.

00:56:43.780 Fuck you.

00:56:45.000 That's amazing.

00:56:46.860 That's basically me

00:56:47.660 when Tower Gang tells me

00:56:48.620 to do anything.

00:56:50.040 Yes, exactly.

00:56:50.960 That's true.

00:56:51.340 That's exactly toad.

00:56:52.380 We're trying to help you, though.

00:56:54.380 You can't shut up.

00:56:56.800 You get a year in prison.

00:56:58.420 That's gnarly.

00:56:59.600 Hey, Top,

00:57:00.100 wasn't last week

00:57:00.920 you were wanting to do something?

00:57:02.180 Because I just made me think

00:57:03.100 about the Twitch people in the chat.

00:57:04.580 You were wanting to set up

00:57:05.460 some sort of raid or some shit?

00:57:07.340 Or something like that?

00:57:08.000 Oh, yeah.

00:57:08.600 You were not.

00:57:09.680 Yeah, so at the end,

00:57:11.220 you do a raid on Rumble.

00:57:12.940 So whoever's live,

00:57:14.040 you send them over.

00:57:15.100 Maybe we'll send them to Nick Fuentes.

00:57:16.880 Oh, yeah.

00:57:17.860 Yo, we should do that.

00:57:18.840 By the way,

00:57:19.500 Dr. Drew raids my feed with Luke

00:57:22.740 once a week.

00:57:24.800 He just ships his whole audience to us.

00:57:26.740 It's fucking crazy.

00:57:27.340 And every time,

00:57:28.240 because I assume that he sees it

00:57:29.860 for a few minutes,

00:57:30.440 I don't know if he does or not,

00:57:31.520 but I just shout how attractive he is

00:57:33.200 and I try and make it super gay.

00:57:34.700 Why don't you shout

00:57:35.360 how awesome Tower Gang is?

00:57:37.620 Buttfinger?

00:57:40.580 Cole's new shirt.

00:57:42.200 I did find that shirt on Instagram

00:57:44.040 and I sent it to them

00:57:45.080 and I said,

00:57:45.500 I need this shirt right now.

00:57:46.820 You should tell Dr. Drew

00:57:47.700 that we figured out the shirt

00:57:48.920 30 years after him

00:57:50.120 and Adam Carolla.

00:57:51.720 Yeah.

00:57:52.000 See what he says.

00:57:53.000 Does he live stream or not?

00:57:54.620 Because we could send people

00:57:55.380 over there and Edward tower him.

00:57:56.560 That'd be a good move.

00:57:57.360 By the way,

00:57:57.680 I know y'all don't really care

00:57:59.240 about Dr. Disrespect,

00:58:00.200 but this was absolutely wild.

00:58:01.740 I don't even know who he is.

00:58:03.280 He's one of the biggest streamers.

00:58:05.440 And I never heard of him.

00:58:06.440 He's in a fucking basketball game, right?

00:58:08.020 I don't know what he does.

00:58:09.420 No, he's not in a basketball game.

00:58:10.100 They said they took him

00:58:10.900 out of the new NBA 2K or whatever.

00:58:12.680 No, he was in an NFL game.

00:58:15.520 No, he wasn't.

00:58:17.020 I don't think he was in any game,

00:58:18.420 but he was in like Fortnite.

00:58:20.440 Like he's a-

00:58:20.820 Well, that's a game, Cole.

00:58:22.060 Yeah.

00:58:22.180 I know.

00:58:22.560 Fortnite?

00:58:22.940 Not a sports game.

00:58:24.500 Not a sports game.

00:58:25.120 Sorry, not a sports game.

00:58:26.060 He had a contract with the 49ers

00:58:30.900 to be like,

00:58:31.820 he was like one of their spokespeople.

00:58:33.800 He did a bunch of stuff with them.

00:58:35.640 But it was wild.

00:58:37.420 Because if y'all even care,

00:58:39.220 I can go down the whole-

00:58:40.100 Adriano, that's a question

00:58:41.100 you probably shouldn't be asking.

00:58:42.980 Depends on the state, really.

00:58:44.300 Even we have a nice year.

00:58:45.340 You should just wait a year.

00:58:46.840 He was in 2K?

00:58:48.700 Okay, maybe he was.

00:58:49.960 I didn't realize he was in 2K.

00:58:51.460 God, I didn't realize that.

00:58:52.880 That's a big game.

00:58:53.260 I played 2K and I didn't realize it.

00:58:55.020 Why are we obsessing on this point?

00:58:56.600 Get to the fucking meat of the story.

00:58:57.780 Guy was a pedophile.

00:58:58.300 There you go.

00:58:59.260 No, it was great.

00:59:00.220 So like in 2020,

00:59:02.000 he just signed like a multi-million dollar deal

00:59:06.040 with Twitch.

00:59:06.880 And then the next day,

00:59:08.600 they like cut him off

00:59:09.960 and both sides were like,

00:59:11.700 didn't say anything on why.

00:59:13.620 He just got cut off.

00:59:14.760 They said,

00:59:15.040 you can't no longer stream on Twitch anymore.

00:59:17.060 So he like moved over to YouTube.

00:59:19.400 And then like every year after that,

00:59:21.120 they went to court and all this stuff.

00:59:23.480 And basically nothing happened.

00:59:24.960 Well, then the other like last week,

00:59:27.880 one of his coworkers,

00:59:30.560 like the guy that helped found like a company he did

00:59:32.800 that makes games was like,

00:59:35.180 yeah, he's basically a pedophile.

00:59:37.020 Like he was talking to some underage girls on Twitch,

00:59:40.060 like through their like DM thing.

00:59:42.020 And Twitch found out

00:59:42.940 and then just cut him off

00:59:43.760 but didn't say anything.

00:59:44.900 And so he just comes out the next day

00:59:47.060 and he goes,

00:59:48.280 he said,

00:59:49.080 I'm just going to level with you guys.

00:59:50.740 Be like,

00:59:51.040 Jig is up.

00:59:53.300 It's actually a hilarious,

00:59:55.420 if you have the tweet,

00:59:56.760 it's so fucking funny.

00:59:57.760 It was just,

00:59:58.300 it was like an admission,

00:59:59.240 but then no one asked for.

01:00:00.640 Yes.

01:00:01.060 No one was,

01:00:01.700 no one was asking for him.

01:00:02.980 He was like,

01:00:03.620 I'm always honest with you guys.

01:00:05.360 I'm not going to bullshit.

01:00:06.680 I'm not going to,

01:00:07.120 I'm going to cut through the bullshit here.

01:00:08.400 He was like,

01:00:08.800 what killed me about it though,

01:00:10.000 it was like a hundred thousand plus likes on it.

01:00:12.140 I was like,

01:00:12.600 who the fuck is liking this tweet?

01:00:14.200 That's what,

01:00:14.640 that's the crazy thing is,

01:00:15.960 they will still,

01:00:16.940 nothing will happen to him.

01:00:18.020 I was like,

01:00:18.380 he lost a lot of like sponsors and stuff,

01:00:20.280 but his followers will do nothing.

01:00:22.400 They will still watch him.

01:00:23.620 They'll be like,

01:00:24.180 you didn't do nothing wrong.

01:00:25.720 I got to say,

01:00:26.820 I got to say two times,

01:00:28.100 Sneeko,

01:00:28.780 even though I don't agree with the broader point he was making,

01:00:32.360 the point he did make about how Pokimane

01:00:34.440 has a bunch of underage kids

01:00:36.140 that are jerking off while she's wild.

01:00:37.940 Yeah.

01:00:38.040 And I was like,

01:00:39.240 that's a compelling argument that like what she's doing is equally fucked up.

01:00:42.740 That was just me.

01:00:43.560 I just look young.

01:00:45.260 You don't look,

01:00:46.520 it was the,

01:00:47.140 okay.

01:00:47.260 So the funniest part about it is he said,

01:00:49.360 I had,

01:00:50.280 um,

01:00:51.920 what's the word?

01:00:52.820 Like inappropriate,

01:00:53.720 um,

01:00:55.100 conversations with a person or with,

01:00:58.080 with,

01:00:58.460 uh,

01:00:59.100 with,

01:00:59.480 uh,

01:01:00.300 an individual.

01:01:01.020 So with an individual,

01:01:01.700 then he edited the tweet to put in minor.

01:01:04.040 No,

01:01:04.500 at first he said minor individual.

01:01:06.000 He edited the tweet,

01:01:06.960 took out minor.

01:01:07.600 Then edited it again and put minor back in.

01:01:10.140 So he had like three versions of the tweet.

01:01:12.800 And because of Twitter's new rules,

01:01:14.800 you can't see who liked the tweet.

01:01:16.220 Do I want it in there?

01:01:17.520 The kind of call from the lawyers.

01:01:19.000 The lawyer had to call and be like,

01:01:20.220 what the fuck are you doing?

01:01:22.460 It's cool to see these,

01:01:23.620 these like creators become the celebrities,

01:01:25.480 you know,

01:01:26.020 like the celebrities were all coked out and fucked up,

01:01:28.100 but now we have this whole creator class that's really ruining their lives in front of us.

01:01:32.220 And it's just beautiful to see.

01:01:33.560 There's a,

01:01:33.920 there's a video.

01:01:34.760 So weird.

01:01:35.420 I don't know who any of these people are.

01:01:38.260 So it's like,

01:01:39.180 but there's this tremendous outrage and outburst of attention.

01:01:42.720 And I'm just like,

01:01:43.540 I don't know any,

01:01:44.580 like literally don't know anything about them.

01:01:46.600 And that's just such a new phenomenon.

01:01:48.080 There's a,

01:01:48.420 there's a fucking hilarious video of him.

01:01:50.280 So he was streaming whenever someone put out the tweet about him being a pedo or whatever.

01:01:55.460 And there,

01:01:56.920 and you can see him like he's playing Elden Ring and then like he picks up his phone and he looks at it and you can,

01:02:02.040 he's always in a,

01:02:03.260 so he always wears a wig and sunglasses.

01:02:06.460 But even through that,

01:02:07.680 you can see him just like realize like,

01:02:09.780 Oh fuck.

01:02:11.000 And like,

01:02:11.240 he didn't say anything,

01:02:11.860 but his whole demeanor changes.

01:02:13.140 Then he has to come back to stream and like start talking to the people.

01:02:16.040 And that's,

01:02:16.640 I don't know when he,

01:02:17.320 like why he put,

01:02:18.220 it was the dumbest.

01:02:18.960 It's one of the funniest ways to be like,

01:02:21.540 he literally just said,

01:02:22.400 I'm going to cut to the bullshit.

01:02:23.740 I said some inappropriate things.

01:02:25.340 To a minor,

01:02:25.980 but I'm not a pedophile.

01:02:27.760 I'm a father.

01:02:28.780 And he was like,

01:02:29.600 he's like,

01:02:31.040 and I want anybody that hates on me.

01:02:32.780 It's just a hater.

01:02:33.420 And just a jealous.

01:02:34.880 He admitted like,

01:02:35.280 he was like,

01:02:35.740 he's like,

01:02:36.020 yeah,

01:02:36.160 I found out she was younger and yes,

01:02:37.920 I still continued the relationship.

01:02:39.300 And yeah,

01:02:39.780 I don't think I did anything wrong,

01:02:41.720 but I apologize.

01:02:42.780 I was like,

01:02:43.180 Jesus Christ,

01:02:44.040 dude,

01:02:44.720 it's wild.

01:02:46.280 It's the funniest thing of just being like,

01:02:48.560 it's like if,

01:02:49.700 I don't know if Toby was just like,

01:02:51.160 yeah,

01:02:51.460 guys,

01:02:52.000 I'm a fed,

01:02:53.000 but you're still my friends guys.

01:02:55.080 All right.

01:02:55.580 I'm still your friend.

01:02:56.840 And he was like,

01:02:57.180 I'm not going to report you or anything.

01:02:58.900 Yes,

01:02:59.100 I'm a fed.

01:02:59.300 I feel like that happened a couple months ago.

01:03:00.940 It did actually happen.

01:03:02.060 I really wish you'd just level with us.

01:03:03.880 I'm like cool with it.

01:03:04.640 I don't even care really.

01:03:06.220 Just.

01:03:07.360 All right,

01:03:07.620 guys,

01:03:07.760 I feel like that was a very lengthy story that had no punchline.

01:03:10.800 And I'm disappointed in you.

01:03:11.660 No punchline.

01:03:12.220 It came up.

01:03:12.840 It was,

01:03:13.180 it was huge.

01:03:13.980 And it was about,

01:03:14.460 it's one of the most recent like pedophile cases.

01:03:16.260 But we're not a news fucking organization.

01:03:18.260 We don't give a fuck.

01:03:18.820 It's not funny.

01:03:20.600 There's nothing funny about it.

01:03:22.260 He hits us with the,

01:03:23.000 look,

01:03:23.280 why are you getting so sensitive when we talk about pedophiles?

01:03:25.820 But like,

01:03:26.660 Cole always hits us.

01:03:28.420 He always hits us with like the Zoomer.

01:03:29.720 I'm getting antsy because we haven't,

01:03:30.880 we haven't done the ad.

01:03:31.480 Zoomer culture.

01:03:32.340 I know the culture.

01:03:33.440 Zoomer culture nonsense.

01:03:34.020 Yeah.

01:03:34.240 So here's what we got.

01:03:35.220 We can,

01:03:35.500 we can do an ad read.

01:03:36.820 Cause right now,

01:03:37.640 the people don't know.

01:03:38.500 Let me pull this shit back up.

01:03:39.860 We're,

01:03:40.180 we're going,

01:03:41.300 we're getting paid.

01:03:42.240 So we're going only to the,

01:03:45.060 the Patreon in like a couple of minutes.

01:03:47.680 And then we'll end the episode there.

01:03:49.440 We're going to do something really cool.

01:03:51.080 I'll show you guys the fucking drop.

01:03:53.220 I think that should be in the Patreon.

01:03:54.440 So we could do the ad now.

01:03:55.740 We could do a Lainey clip or we could do a nigger fights.

01:03:59.760 What do you guys want to do?

01:04:00.760 How do you want to do that?

01:04:01.960 I would do the Lainey clip.

01:04:02.780 Let's let the audience decide.

01:04:05.480 Yeah.

01:04:05.760 All right.

01:04:06.080 So we'll do this ad and then.

01:04:09.400 What?

01:04:10.260 Do you want to save,

01:04:11.020 do you want to save the Lainey clip for later for like the paid audience?

01:04:14.420 Or do you want to save the nigger fights for later for the paid audience?

01:04:18.300 How do you want to do it?

01:04:18.900 Do you want to switch it around?

01:04:20.260 I think Lainey edit in this segment.

01:04:22.360 Lainey edit in this segment.

01:04:23.360 I see.

01:04:23.800 I see.

01:04:24.120 Oh,

01:04:24.320 there's,

01:04:24.540 I've,

01:04:24.720 I've seen like,

01:04:25.500 Lainey fight.

01:04:27.940 Lainey fight.

01:04:29.440 I'm going to be honest.

01:04:31.280 I don't feel comfortable paywalling shit.

01:04:34.200 But if we're doing it,

01:04:35.380 we're doing it.

01:04:35.800 So we'll see.

01:04:37.260 I thought this was what you wanted.

01:04:39.160 Yeah.

01:04:39.340 No,

01:04:39.440 I want to get paid.

01:04:40.060 I don't want to paywall shit.

01:04:40.820 That's sad.

01:04:41.680 That's,

01:04:42.000 that's how you,

01:04:43.280 that's how you work.

01:04:44.080 No,

01:04:44.820 you're right.

01:04:45.080 You're right.

01:04:45.220 You're right.

01:04:46.600 If we,

01:04:47.100 if we have to,

01:04:48.020 if we have to drag our stupid fucking audience kicking and screaming into sending us five bucks a month.

01:04:51.940 Okay,

01:04:52.260 we'll do it.

01:04:52.940 But I think that they ought to just all sign up and send us five bucks a month.

01:04:55.680 And then we could just not do any paywall.

01:04:57.380 So Clint,

01:04:58.060 you made me,

01:04:58.680 you made me call on people.

01:04:59.960 I kind of agree with Clint on this.

01:05:01.540 Wait,

01:05:01.720 wait.

01:05:01.920 So it was like,

01:05:02.640 you should just pay us out of your goodwill,

01:05:04.280 not because you're going to get anything extra out of it.

01:05:06.060 That's not how libertarianism works.

01:05:08.920 We can give them extra shit too.

01:05:11.200 That's so funny.

01:05:12.260 Speaking of getting paid,

01:05:13.580 by the way,

01:05:13.960 and slicing things off of the episode.

01:05:16.860 Hold on,

01:05:17.240 hold on.

01:05:17.580 Hey guys,

01:05:18.080 we need to get paid.

01:05:18.960 All right,

01:05:19.280 we're going to set up so people can pay us.

01:05:20.340 Hold on.

01:05:20.560 No,

01:05:20.760 no,

01:05:20.920 not like that.

01:05:21.680 I got to point this out.

01:05:23.620 This is Clint doing the whole Clint versus Toad thing.

01:05:27.380 And he's being a man of the people.

01:05:28.900 He's like,

01:05:29.160 no,

01:05:29.320 I can get on their good side by being,

01:05:31.520 I can even get on better on the good side.

01:05:33.120 That's not what I'm doing.

01:05:34.100 By being like,

01:05:34.780 guys,

01:05:35.440 we shouldn't,

01:05:35.940 we shouldn't care about the cause and I care about the movement.

01:05:37.820 I just don't give a fuck about these people.

01:05:38.980 Like I,

01:05:39.500 I don't,

01:05:40.360 I don't pay,

01:05:40.880 I don't pay well Liberty Lockdown.

01:05:42.200 I don't pay well anything.

01:05:42.960 So,

01:05:43.340 you know,

01:05:44.520 I just,

01:05:44.960 you just asked them to send you $2,000 mics instead.

01:05:50.280 Yeah.

01:05:51.560 I mean,

01:05:52.000 that's voluntary.

01:05:52.560 I'm not,

01:05:52.980 I'm not like keeping any content.

01:05:54.560 I think paywall is like a R4 play.

01:05:57.620 And Clint does not like the foreplay.

01:05:59.240 I don't like foreplay.

01:06:00.100 It's a good point.

01:06:00.880 He's like,

01:06:01.100 I just want to fuck.

01:06:01.880 I just want to fuck.

01:06:02.520 I just want to get in there and fuck.

01:06:03.360 I think you're wrong though,

01:06:03.640 Clint.

01:06:04.080 I think your audience is abused.

01:06:05.740 You're wrong.

01:06:06.560 Like we,

01:06:07.000 we want to make tender love to our audience by bringing them to the Patreon,

01:06:10.240 laying them down real nice into the fucking stream yard on air registration

01:06:13.000 and talking some shit to them.

01:06:14.840 You just want to fucking raw doggy.

01:06:16.560 No,

01:06:16.880 no,

01:06:16.980 no,

01:06:17.180 no,

01:06:17.380 no,

01:06:17.500 no,

01:06:17.640 no.

01:06:17.740 You are date raping our audience right now.

01:06:19.700 That's what you're doing.

01:06:20.980 No,

01:06:21.340 I'm conning them on $5.

01:06:22.740 We're giving the audience 12 shots here.

01:06:26.880 All right.

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01:07:06.040 I do.

01:07:06.400 Yeah.

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01:07:27.160 What are we looking at?

01:07:27.600 It actually does kind of look like Raven.

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01:07:32.720 I'm Gilroy Cunnings and I run Brooklyn ball barbers,

01:07:35.460 New York's original manscaping barbershop,

01:07:38.540 weddings,

01:07:39.140 anniversaries,

01:07:40.020 doctor visits.

01:07:41.040 We cater our services to any occasion.

01:07:43.240 The male genitalia is not the loveliest of God's creations.

01:07:46.960 I mean,

01:07:47.240 I think your kid actually said that guy's pubes are.

01:07:49.240 Our most popular styles include the lighting bolt,

01:07:52.160 flat tops,

01:07:53.000 bullseyes,

01:07:53.900 the bro dazzle,

01:07:55.000 crosshatch,

01:07:55.840 heart shapes,

01:07:56.800 full bulb,

01:07:57.740 cornrows,

01:07:58.800 landing strips,

01:07:59.460 and the comb over.

01:08:01.060 A lot of guys who come through these doors just want their rug to match their mug.

01:08:04.740 We do handlebars,

01:08:05.980 truckers,

01:08:06.880 and chaplains.

01:08:07.920 There's no greater source of insecurity for a man than the size,

01:08:10.960 shape,

01:08:11.420 and haircut of his penis.

01:08:13.300 And I like to think that the work I do is therapeutic,

01:08:16.340 even spiritual in nature.

01:08:17.540 Our work.

01:08:18.820 You guys noticed that the blur jobs on the white dudes was really tiny,

01:08:22.620 and then the black dude had a giant blur out?

01:08:25.680 Because you know that LeBron has that podcast in a barbershop.

01:08:30.840 I think we would start a podcast in the dick barbershop.

01:08:35.220 Because it's that whole thing of just guys hanging around,

01:08:38.180 just talking,

01:08:38.720 shooting the shit at the barbershop.

01:08:40.180 This is where we would do it at.

01:08:41.820 And it's not gay.

01:08:42.940 I'd rather be incinerated than live in Brooklyn.

01:08:45.280 But other than that,

01:08:45.900 it's a great idea.

01:08:47.520 Ladies and I have the covers.

01:08:48.920 We're all getting a ball.

01:08:53.180 Cole,

01:08:53.600 have you ever been in a black barbershop?

01:08:55.520 Yes,

01:08:55.980 I have.

01:08:56.860 A very black barbershop.

01:08:57.800 I went in Birmingham,

01:08:59.440 Alabama.

01:09:00.560 I was with Elizabeth,

01:09:01.920 and I was like,

01:09:02.300 I need to get a haircut.

01:09:05.060 Can you imagine Cole in the black barbershop,

01:09:06.760 just trembling,

01:09:07.840 thinking the N-word over and over again?

01:09:09.300 $2 tier.

01:09:09.980 Shout out to $2 tier.

01:09:11.020 And Timeline Cleanses had its last episode today with Dave,

01:09:14.960 so shout out.

01:09:15.540 That was a lot of fun.

01:09:16.920 The last episode?

01:09:18.420 Yeah,

01:09:18.680 it's over.

01:09:19.200 Go ahead,

01:09:19.700 Cole.

01:09:19.900 Finish what you're saying.

01:09:20.820 So I go in there,

01:09:23.020 and I was legitimately the only white guy.

01:09:25.700 And it was just all black barbers.

01:09:27.740 And their little baby mommas would come in,

01:09:29.640 and they would yell at them and shit.

01:09:31.300 I swear to God,

01:09:31.860 it was right there.

01:09:33.040 And they don't say anything.

01:09:35.320 It's such a weird thing.

01:09:36.460 There's a weird etiquette in black barbershops

01:09:38.960 where you don't like,

01:09:41.940 they just have an empty one,

01:09:43.460 and then they'll just be sitting there,

01:09:45.020 and you walk in,

01:09:45.880 and there's no customer service.

01:09:47.680 It's mostly a lack of etiquette.

01:09:49.320 Yeah,

01:09:49.560 it's like there's no customer service.

01:09:51.600 I just had to be like,

01:09:52.360 oh,

01:09:52.680 I go sit there.

01:09:53.060 Black people are actually working.

01:09:54.360 Do not condemn them.

01:09:56.520 This is the only thing

01:09:57.440 they actually show up to work for

01:09:58.900 is to style hair.

01:10:00.300 Yeah,

01:10:00.520 that's all they care about.

01:10:01.400 Cole's like,

01:10:02.020 look,

01:10:02.240 I'm glad to see

01:10:02.880 that they're not on welfare,

01:10:03.820 but Jesus Christ,

01:10:04.520 could I get a little customer service?

01:10:05.780 I wanted,

01:10:06.340 and so I walked up there,

01:10:07.740 and I was like,

01:10:08.380 and you know,

01:10:09.400 I was like,

01:10:09.940 I don't know what to say to them,

01:10:11.020 because do they cut white people's hair?

01:10:13.020 Because I was afraid

01:10:14.060 that they would just give me cornrows.

01:10:16.300 And I was like,

01:10:17.020 they're just like,

01:10:17.760 this is the standard.

01:10:19.260 Nothing but fades.

01:10:20.380 Yeah,

01:10:20.840 you know how on barbershops,

01:10:22.920 they'll have the pictures

01:10:24.660 of all the different types of hair cuts

01:10:26.820 you can get?

01:10:27.800 No,

01:10:28.120 Clint doesn't know this,

01:10:29.040 and Toe doesn't know this,

01:10:29.940 but that's what happens.

01:10:30.420 I'm like,

01:10:30.740 and you have hair.

01:10:32.560 They'll be like,

01:10:33.220 you can have like,

01:10:34.000 you know.

01:10:34.220 I got haircuts for many years,

01:10:35.920 decades even,

01:10:36.620 piece of shit.

01:10:37.580 I was afraid they would just have

01:10:38.860 a black version of that,

01:10:40.160 and I would be like,

01:10:40.980 can I get number four,

01:10:42.380 and it's just like a high top fade,

01:10:44.420 and I'm just like,

01:10:45.020 that's the closest thing I have

01:10:46.460 to what I want.

01:10:47.020 They're like,

01:10:47.340 all we have is cornrows

01:10:48.680 and the kid in play.

01:10:49.700 Do you want cornrows

01:10:50.520 or the kid in play?

01:10:51.780 They do have a black one.

01:10:53.080 It's like a little black kid sitting there,

01:10:54.700 and he's got three lines in his head,

01:10:56.100 or the other one has like

01:10:57.180 the fucking thing

01:10:57.860 that goes up this way.

01:10:59.820 Yeah,

01:10:59.920 they have that shit.

01:11:00.500 And what's funny is

01:11:01.700 they had like ESPN on

01:11:03.660 in the back

01:11:03.960 and it was playing basketball,

01:11:05.360 and I was like,

01:11:05.760 I like basketball.

01:11:06.460 Should I just start talking?

01:11:07.320 Because you want like,

01:11:08.240 No, don't talk to them.

01:11:08.920 Don't make eye contact.

01:11:10.120 It was very good.

01:11:11.200 And then like,

01:11:11.800 when I got finished,

01:11:12.600 I was like,

01:11:13.300 oh,

01:11:13.900 I might have to pay cash,

01:11:14.980 and I don't have fucking cash.

01:11:15.980 These people like,

01:11:16.560 they don't.

01:11:16.640 Call the type of nigga

01:11:17.280 that go into a black barber shop

01:11:18.500 and then argue with them.

01:11:20.080 Then argue with them.

01:11:21.520 Argue with them about how

01:11:22.660 some white NBA player

01:11:24.680 is better than MJ.

01:11:25.340 I'll be like,

01:11:25.820 yeah, dude,

01:11:26.200 I would go with Larry Bird.

01:11:29.260 Just really fuck him up.

01:11:30.240 This is what I'm saying.

01:11:31.560 This is what you would do.

01:11:32.940 Yeah,

01:11:33.120 I'd be like,

01:11:33.420 my top five all-time,

01:11:34.540 Larry Bird,

01:11:35.040 John Stockton,

01:11:36.480 Eminem.

01:11:38.460 I'll throw one to y'all guys,

01:11:39.660 white chocolate.

01:11:40.040 Jeff Gordon.

01:11:40.740 White chocolate.

01:11:41.360 He was really kind of like y'all,

01:11:43.200 but

01:11:43.340 He just goes in,

01:11:46.720 he's like,

01:11:47.100 isn't it a tragedy

01:11:47.900 that they're mixing

01:11:48.540 the Negro League

01:11:49.740 with the MLB stats?

01:11:51.580 Crazy.

01:11:52.660 Just ruins the whole thing.

01:11:54.340 It's barely the same game.

01:11:55.960 You know how good

01:11:56.420 the black people were back then?

01:11:57.520 Sorry,

01:11:57.740 the Negroes were back then?

01:11:58.900 They're not very good,

01:12:00.100 and they're going to try

01:12:00.700 to mix that

01:12:01.280 with our white league?

01:12:02.800 Get out of here.

01:12:03.360 It's the equivalent

01:12:03.600 of what Tartarian buildings

01:12:05.720 look like.

01:12:06.200 That's what baseball is now.

01:12:08.220 That's what baseball was before

01:12:09.580 versus what they have now,

01:12:11.340 which is African mud huts.

01:12:12.660 That was the Negro League,

01:12:14.360 and they're comparing statistics

01:12:15.760 with this discrepancy in town.

01:12:19.420 I would probably be like,

01:12:20.600 the greatest athletes

01:12:21.560 in the world

01:12:22.260 are playing water polo,

01:12:23.820 and that's the end of it.

01:12:24.720 It's water polo and skiing

01:12:26.240 and hockey.

01:12:28.000 Those are the top three athletes

01:12:29.940 in sports.

01:12:31.340 We can't mix

01:12:32.420 with the Negro Leagues.

01:12:34.520 What?

01:12:35.600 I'm trying to spell it out.

01:12:37.260 That was a deep callback.

01:12:39.380 I don't even remember

01:12:39.800 the name of the name.

01:12:40.180 It was a callback to Andrew.

01:12:41.300 Yeah, there you go,

01:12:41.760 Andrew.

01:12:43.060 Is that what he was doing?

01:12:44.560 Yeah.

01:12:45.180 That was rough.

01:12:46.300 I picked up on it

01:12:46.960 because I'm just retarded enough.

01:12:48.840 Oh, that would be perfect.

01:12:49.940 Wear a Caitlin Clark jersey

01:12:51.000 to a black barbershop.

01:12:53.680 They'd be like,

01:12:54.040 oh, they'd be gay as fuck.

01:12:56.580 By the way,

01:12:57.280 Josie asked if she could just

01:12:59.480 promote each of us

01:13:00.680 every now and then

01:13:01.960 instead of paying five bucks.

01:13:02.940 Yeah, if you guys can get

01:13:03.860 Josie to just retweet this

01:13:05.280 all the time

01:13:05.780 and tag Joe Rogan,

01:13:07.920 then we don't even need

01:13:08.860 to fucking...

01:13:09.840 Or Elon Musk.

01:13:11.180 Yeah, or Elon.

01:13:11.800 There you go.

01:13:12.320 Yeah.

01:13:13.000 Josie, I'm going to give you

01:13:13.760 some friendly advice.

01:13:14.900 Do not retweet this show

01:13:17.180 every week.

01:13:18.100 He's like,

01:13:18.460 Josie, I'll pay the $5 for you.

01:13:20.640 Don't do that.

01:13:22.380 Don't lose the Elon Musk follow

01:13:24.320 because he sees

01:13:25.220 he sees that stream

01:13:26.720 come across his feed.

01:13:27.900 Don't do it.

01:13:29.720 But seriously,

01:13:30.460 at the end,

01:13:31.160 I didn't know

01:13:31.820 because I was like,

01:13:33.180 how do you want to get paid?

01:13:36.040 And I was like,

01:13:36.460 because I got up

01:13:37.760 and I was like,

01:13:38.660 oh, I gave him like a $15 tip

01:13:40.440 like on a $30.

01:13:42.680 Yeah, because I felt bad.

01:13:44.480 Like I was a white guy.

01:13:45.520 No, seriously,

01:13:46.180 I feel like I do this shit

01:13:47.340 like whenever like...

01:13:48.000 I rarely tip it.

01:13:48.720 I had to be like,

01:13:49.460 I'm the good white guy.

01:13:50.900 I'm the good white guy.

01:13:52.100 I have to like...

01:13:53.160 You tipped like $15 on a haircut?

01:13:55.360 That's nuts.

01:13:55.880 $15 on like...

01:13:56.960 That's like a 50% tip.

01:13:58.140 I did the same thing in Jamaica.

01:14:00.160 I gave that kind of a tip

01:14:02.000 to get the fuck out of there.

01:14:03.400 It was a hostage situation.

01:14:03.880 I was like,

01:14:04.440 because I didn't want him

01:14:05.200 just because they asked

01:14:05.940 three times though.

01:14:07.020 I'll stare them right in the eyes

01:14:08.060 at the exact amount.

01:14:09.460 They're going to rob him

01:14:10.420 from you anyway.

01:14:12.120 I want to say he did like a Venmo

01:14:14.800 or some shit like that.

01:14:15.540 If she did message this to Elon

01:14:18.120 and be like,

01:14:19.160 the guy there in the bottom right,

01:14:21.200 he's the one that got you

01:14:22.460 in that trouble

01:14:23.000 with fucking the ADL.

01:14:26.460 I wonder if he'd watch it.

01:14:28.180 I wonder what he'd say.

01:14:30.800 Josie, do not listen to Top.

01:14:32.180 He's trying to weaponize

01:14:34.060 your kindness against you.

01:14:35.040 Compared to black men,

01:14:36.980 I am a good white guy.

01:14:38.820 I need a laney edit.

01:14:39.860 I need a laney edit.

01:14:40.460 Okay, so wait.

01:14:41.060 Are we going to cut the stream though?

01:14:42.660 Because Clint is completely against it.

01:14:44.560 No, we'll do the laney edit

01:14:45.880 and then...

01:14:46.100 We've already planned it all out.

01:14:47.340 We may as well do it.

01:14:48.160 Or we can hold it off to next week

01:14:51.740 and we can talk to Clint again.

01:14:53.420 Go ahead.

01:14:54.640 Look, we'll do an experiment.

01:14:57.140 If everybody just signs up,

01:14:59.020 then this will be the only time

01:15:00.120 that we paywall.

01:15:00.960 But if everybody doesn't sign up,

01:15:02.640 then fuck you forever.

01:15:04.000 Wait, wait.

01:15:04.420 Okay.

01:15:05.320 I don't think they care, Clint.

01:15:06.580 This seems like a weird

01:15:08.540 ultimatum for them.

01:15:10.100 So I saw 300 live viewers

01:15:12.480 roughly between all of them.

01:15:13.780 So if we're not seeing

01:15:14.840 about $1,500 a month

01:15:16.200 in the Patreon by the end of this,

01:15:17.480 we're doing this again.

01:15:20.160 I'm sorry, guys.

01:15:21.400 I don't want to do it.

01:15:22.000 $500 to $600, man.

01:15:23.140 Also, we are also trying to look out for...

01:15:26.240 We have a thing out there

01:15:27.680 to actually start making reels

01:15:29.660 and TikToks

01:15:30.800 and YouTube shorts.

01:15:32.540 Oh, I just want people to understand.

01:15:34.060 This is not for us to fucking...

01:15:36.000 No.

01:15:36.740 ...roll in the dough

01:15:37.500 and fucking go buy food or anything.

01:15:39.860 This is to give laney money

01:15:41.820 to create banger edits

01:15:42.980 so that we can put them

01:15:43.740 and go viral on TikTok

01:15:44.780 and shit like that.

01:15:45.160 Outside of the regular...

01:15:46.220 It's all going down to the show

01:15:46.700 in some way.

01:15:47.640 I think this is...

01:15:48.540 So this is the idea behind it.

01:15:49.840 It's to raise enough money monthly

01:15:51.500 that we can pay Laney

01:15:53.420 a fair wage,

01:15:54.860 a livable wage.

01:15:55.680 And I should be...

01:15:56.380 Should it be 70% less

01:15:57.600 than what men get?

01:15:58.280 I'm not fucking sure still.

01:15:59.560 Oh, yeah.

01:16:00.420 But it's to pay this person

01:16:02.080 so that...

01:16:02.440 85.

01:16:02.880 ...they them

01:16:03.560 could make us...

01:16:04.420 Could make us banger clips

01:16:06.860 that are safe for YouTube

01:16:07.880 to grow the show.

01:16:08.980 Because I feel like

01:16:09.620 if you put this stuff

01:16:10.300 on Instagram, TikTok,

01:16:11.120 you fucking retards

01:16:12.080 love scrolling this shit.

01:16:13.400 And honestly,

01:16:13.860 I've been scrolling it.

01:16:14.780 I see what it is, Cole.

01:16:16.160 You got me.

01:16:16.900 I like it.

01:16:17.520 Is it not like...

01:16:18.640 It's a...

01:16:19.280 You doom scroll

01:16:20.220 down Instagram reels

01:16:21.160 and it's literally

01:16:22.400 just the next one

01:16:23.140 is like...

01:16:24.000 You're like,

01:16:24.700 okay, there's gold in there.

01:16:25.640 When are you starting

01:16:26.180 your show, Cole?

01:16:27.660 Actually, I was thinking

01:16:28.420 about starting this way.

01:16:29.000 If we're going to do

01:16:29.640 the paywall,

01:16:31.060 I think I'll...

01:16:31.700 If I get...

01:16:32.420 If we get 1,500...

01:16:33.120 I will...

01:16:36.120 I will...

01:16:37.120 Top said

01:16:38.040 I should do

01:16:38.980 a Instagram...

01:16:40.000 A Cole's Instagram thing.

01:16:42.220 Basically,

01:16:42.640 I'll just scroll

01:16:43.200 through Instagram.

01:16:43.780 I think he sent me

01:16:44.740 something I can actually do.

01:16:45.260 Cole's Culture Corner

01:16:45.760 has been such a massive hit.

01:16:47.040 I can totally understand

01:16:47.720 why you don't want

01:16:48.180 to do a show.

01:16:48.760 Basically, what I do...

01:16:49.500 There is...

01:16:50.320 I said,

01:16:50.940 Cole, why don't you

01:16:51.500 do that shit

01:16:52.060 on your own time?

01:16:53.180 Yeah, exactly.

01:16:54.720 And Tom's just like,

01:16:55.600 what I'm saying

01:16:56.160 is don't fucking do it here.

01:16:57.320 Yeah, don't...

01:16:57.620 And Cole's like,

01:16:58.320 what a supportive king.

01:17:00.000 I'm going to start

01:17:00.340 my own show.

01:17:01.100 No, I think it would

01:17:01.860 be really good, though.

01:17:02.540 And the talking

01:17:02.960 behind Cole's back chat,

01:17:04.220 it was just like,

01:17:04.940 hey, guys,

01:17:05.280 I think we can stop

01:17:06.060 him sending us videos

01:17:06.840 if we just give him

01:17:07.600 his own little thing

01:17:08.340 and his autistic little brain

01:17:09.560 just goes,

01:17:09.940 oh, I got my own now.

01:17:11.540 Damn it, he knows.

01:17:15.260 I really will.

01:17:17.180 It's going to be

01:17:17.940 a timeline cleanse,

01:17:19.780 but with me

01:17:20.760 just scrolling through Instagram

01:17:21.780 and interacting with the chat.

01:17:23.960 And it'll be just whatever...

01:17:24.940 So this is what we're going to do.

01:17:25.820 We'll do Laney edit.

01:17:27.140 Tell them where they can

01:17:28.220 sign up for the Patreon.

01:17:29.280 Right there.

01:17:29.800 Scan the bottom QR code.

01:17:31.300 It says Patreon.

01:17:31.940 You can scan that.

01:17:32.520 You can go to the description

01:17:33.980 on it's patreon.com

01:17:36.300 forward slash tower gang.

01:17:37.660 Go there.

01:17:38.200 $5.

01:17:38.800 It's the first comment.

01:17:39.960 You could join the stream yard

01:17:41.060 or you can go into the telegram

01:17:43.700 and it's also up there.

01:17:45.100 So yeah, go do that.

01:17:46.800 That's also where we take

01:17:47.580 our mailbags

01:17:48.080 from the fucking telegram.

01:17:49.120 So get in there.

01:17:50.560 It's a lot of fun.

01:17:51.540 I'm going to reinvent

01:17:53.360 timeline cleanse.

01:17:55.100 I'll probably do it around noon

01:17:56.540 or somewhere around the...

01:17:57.320 Pull that back up, Tyler.

01:17:58.220 I'll actually be in the telegram

01:18:00.260 at some point.

01:18:00.840 I almost said the tower gang.

01:18:02.460 Guys, this is actually

01:18:03.200 a crazy offer.

01:18:03.800 Scroll down there.

01:18:04.940 Oh, he doesn't have it.

01:18:06.520 Yeah.

01:18:06.660 Can you pull up the website

01:18:07.460 because we added a new tier

01:18:08.860 that I think is really fun

01:18:10.580 for the people.

01:18:11.340 It's literally...

01:18:12.260 It's the QR code

01:18:13.600 right on the fucking...

01:18:15.260 No, no, no.

01:18:16.360 There's a link

01:18:16.880 to the private show.

01:18:18.560 We're going to be going live

01:18:19.420 in a private show

01:18:20.040 where you can go

01:18:20.680 and comment.

01:18:21.600 How are we going to

01:18:22.160 give them that link?

01:18:23.460 It's already in the...

01:18:24.660 Telegram.

01:18:25.780 It's already in telegram.

01:18:26.700 It's already on Patreon.

01:18:27.520 There's already people

01:18:28.180 in there right now.

01:18:29.120 There's a...

01:18:29.400 Okay.

01:18:29.680 I'm just saying

01:18:30.380 convey it to the audience

01:18:31.320 so that those that aren't...

01:18:32.120 There's three of us

01:18:33.600 right now in there

01:18:34.380 and I assume

01:18:35.000 a couple more

01:18:35.560 will go over to that

01:18:36.780 when we start there.

01:18:38.140 This is going to be

01:18:38.780 fucking intimate.

01:18:40.260 It's intimate.

01:18:40.700 What I'm going to...

01:18:41.780 What I think we can do

01:18:42.820 because we're going to be...

01:18:44.300 I don't know.

01:18:44.680 Are we streaming

01:18:45.080 straight to Patreon?

01:18:46.280 Because I don't know

01:18:46.840 if we could actually...

01:18:47.480 That would be better.

01:18:48.160 No, no.

01:18:48.500 It's going to StreamYard

01:18:50.860 and then we're going

01:18:52.120 to upload it...

01:18:53.060 Because what I was going

01:18:53.500 to say is I think

01:18:54.920 on...

01:18:55.560 If we go to the Patreon

01:18:56.520 part, we can go even harder

01:18:58.760 because we do not have

01:18:59.720 to worry about YouTube

01:19:00.360 at all.

01:19:01.120 We can go...

01:19:01.580 We can show...

01:19:02.680 I don't know how

01:19:03.140 to go harder.

01:19:03.740 No.

01:19:04.060 We already just go

01:19:04.980 as hard as we can.

01:19:05.680 No, I don't think we do.

01:19:06.900 No, we can go even...

01:19:07.740 Like there's...

01:19:08.280 Well, listen.

01:19:08.780 We have nigger fights

01:19:09.720 and we have the great...

01:19:10.400 You know what?

01:19:10.720 I'm just going to drop it.

01:19:11.580 Guys, if you don't come

01:19:12.620 for this, I don't really know

01:19:14.020 what the fuck you're doing.

01:19:16.320 Nigger fights!

01:19:20.160 Was that good?

01:19:20.900 That felt good.

01:19:22.040 One take, baby.

01:19:23.040 One take.

01:19:24.660 Nigger fights.

01:19:25.420 That's going to be

01:19:26.020 in a little while

01:19:27.020 we're doing that.

01:19:27.940 David's our host

01:19:28.700 and basically, Dave,

01:19:29.840 I don't want you to say...

01:19:30.720 I don't want you to be

01:19:31.380 personable in this shit.

01:19:32.340 I want you to just come

01:19:33.500 and fucking give us

01:19:34.500 Bs or Ws.

01:19:36.540 That's it.

01:19:37.000 You're going to run this shit.

01:19:37.880 You're going to pause it.

01:19:38.560 You're going to tell us

01:19:39.020 about the fighting styles.

01:19:40.220 Bs or Ws.

01:19:40.860 Bs or Ws.

01:19:41.840 What are we fucking choosing?

01:19:43.460 I want this like auction style.

01:19:45.140 In and out.

01:19:46.040 So after this,

01:19:47.100 we go to Patreon.

01:19:48.020 Is that what you're saying?

01:19:48.560 In the Laney edit,

01:19:49.360 it's going to be in Patreon?

01:19:50.500 No, let's do the Laney edit here.

01:19:52.000 Okay, okay.

01:19:52.560 That's fine.

01:19:52.980 Do the Laney edit.

01:19:53.640 Pull it up and let's go.

01:19:54.980 Let's go.

01:19:55.740 We're working this out.

01:19:57.100 Laney Habermock production.

01:19:59.560 Clint's sick.

01:20:00.300 Probably off this show.

01:20:01.380 We don't need any more

01:20:02.280 nigger big shots.

01:20:03.040 This is the old one.

01:20:04.280 Yeah.

01:20:05.260 This is the old one.

01:20:05.920 This is the wrong one.

01:20:07.500 Wrong one, wrong one, wrong one.

01:20:09.280 We already saw this one.

01:20:10.200 I can't tell.

01:20:10.720 It's the one that's loaded.

01:20:12.400 Sorry, that's the one

01:20:13.060 he, she, they gave us.

01:20:16.640 I'm pretty sure we already

01:20:17.820 saw this one last week.

01:20:19.420 It seems familiar, yeah.

01:20:21.320 Yep.

01:20:22.180 Well, fuck.

01:20:23.640 Laney gave us the wrong one.

01:20:24.580 If you were dancing

01:20:25.380 and sliding and gliding,

01:20:27.220 nigger,

01:20:27.840 I mean,

01:20:28.200 nigg-niggro.

01:20:30.280 That's not my favorite.

01:20:31.480 I just popped a bean

01:20:32.940 and I'm on a helicopter.

01:20:35.260 God damn.

01:20:37.740 Definitely it.

01:20:38.740 Definitely it.

01:20:39.340 I don't remember what that was.

01:20:39.900 Yeah, I do.

01:20:41.240 Well, someone actually-

01:20:42.080 I just popped a bean

01:20:42.840 and I'm on a helicopter.

01:20:44.600 I don't want to do shit

01:20:46.040 unless I'm with my partner.

01:20:47.440 The whole reason I'm here

01:20:48.500 is because I'm high as fuck.

01:20:49.740 No, no.

01:20:50.080 There's one called

01:20:50.620 July 3rd Edit.

01:20:52.840 Pause this.

01:20:53.360 Pause this.

01:20:53.720 Pause this.

01:20:54.740 Pause this.

01:20:55.040 Go back to the drive.

01:20:55.880 There's a July 3rd edit for-

01:20:57.120 Also, guys,

01:20:57.760 the more we get paid,

01:20:58.720 the better producer we can get.

01:21:00.440 So this is going to-

01:21:01.480 July 3rd edit for

01:21:02.640 americasbirthday.mov.

01:21:04.560 Pull that up.

01:21:05.660 Yep.

01:21:06.180 I see it.

01:21:06.640 It's Cole's face right there

01:21:07.440 and the other one,

01:21:08.580 oh, he put edit for 183 accidentally.

01:21:12.600 That was a typo.

01:21:13.560 Oh, this is 184.

01:21:14.400 No, he's right.

01:21:14.980 You're an idiot, Tyler.

01:21:16.060 Fucking pull this shit up.

01:21:18.640 Can't stand this guy.

01:21:19.300 What are we paying him for?

01:21:20.320 See, like, yeah, literally.

01:21:21.780 If we can get more money-

01:21:23.400 It's because she's watching it on the phone.

01:21:24.680 So did we put it in the description

01:21:25.860 for the show,

01:21:26.380 the Patreon,

01:21:26.860 so they can just-

01:21:27.320 Yeah, it's in the description.

01:21:27.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:21:28.840 Patreon.com

01:21:29.520 Tower Gang, right?

01:21:31.360 I believe so.

01:21:32.400 I fucked it up, yeah.

01:21:33.680 Patreon.com

01:21:34.620 slash Tower Gang.

01:21:35.580 Liberty Lockdown.com

01:21:36.380 It's in the description right there.

01:21:37.220 It's in the bottom.

01:21:38.420 It's the first thing under websites.

01:21:41.180 There you go.

01:21:41.540 And we're going to have David

01:21:42.420 being an auctioneer

01:21:44.420 of Black Fights.

01:21:45.600 He's just going to be running the game.

01:21:47.620 That's it.

01:21:48.040 An auctioneer.

01:21:49.980 All right.

01:21:50.360 What the fuck?

01:21:51.680 All right.

01:21:52.820 All right.

01:21:53.300 We're waiting.

01:21:53.820 Tyler, pull up this-

01:21:54.980 Tyler.

01:21:55.180 Because I see it right here.

01:21:56.120 Let's go, Tyler.

01:21:56.660 Here's the rationale.

01:21:58.780 I have 200 paying subscribers

01:22:01.000 for my work

01:22:02.500 and I don't paywall anything.

01:22:04.700 Now,

01:22:05.360 I guess

01:22:05.740 if I paywalled shit,

01:22:07.040 I could probably get that up to

01:22:08.180 400 or 500 supporters per month.

01:22:09.820 So maybe that's the rationale.

01:22:11.680 It just makes me feel bad.

01:22:13.340 It feels gross.

01:22:14.320 Why?

01:22:15.260 It just makes me feel bad.

01:22:16.220 I don't know.

01:22:16.600 Pay me so Clint could stay.

01:22:18.480 That's really all we're doing.

01:22:19.520 Yeah, that's true.

01:22:20.560 I will say,

01:22:21.620 usually we go an hour and a half.

01:22:23.720 We're about to hit an hour and a half.

01:22:25.300 That means we could just do 30.

01:22:26.980 Think of it as an extra 30 minutes,

01:22:29.140 not necessarily 30 minutes

01:22:30.580 that we were already going to do

01:22:31.660 and you take it out of the way.

01:22:33.000 So that's what's happening, Clint.

01:22:33.960 All we need is 150 of you to sign up

01:22:35.900 so that we can fucking pay Laney

01:22:37.100 to blow the show up.

01:22:37.940 That's what we need.

01:22:38.420 Clint's sick probably off the show.

01:22:39.800 We don't need any more nigger big shots.

01:22:41.920 That's a thing.

01:22:42.660 Oh my God.

01:22:43.940 All right.

01:22:44.300 It's not...

01:22:44.900 I'll pull it up.

01:22:46.780 It's probably going to skip from me

01:22:48.220 but let's see.

01:22:49.580 Let's do it.

01:22:50.240 Let's see if I can fucking pull it up.

01:22:52.220 Got it.

01:22:54.580 Here we go, Tyler.

01:22:55.580 You fucking jerk off.

01:22:57.140 All right.

01:22:58.740 Laney, edit clip.

01:23:01.300 Looks like it's...

01:23:03.100 There's no sound.

01:23:04.460 You didn't share with sound.

01:23:05.620 There's no sound?

01:23:06.660 You didn't share with sound.

01:23:08.040 Holy mo' God.

01:23:08.420 I don't know how to do it with sound.

01:23:09.720 This is a disaster

01:23:11.440 but this is what you're paying for, guys.

01:23:13.300 This is what you're fucking paying for.

01:23:14.240 If you pay us five bucks,

01:23:15.420 it'll be sound.

01:23:17.440 We paywall sound.

01:23:21.040 You guys have to watch it in silence

01:23:22.680 but if you go over to the Patreon,

01:23:24.120 you can watch it.

01:23:25.000 That'd be pretty funny, actually.

01:23:26.680 We play the Laney edit without sound

01:23:29.080 and then we go over to the Patreon

01:23:30.040 and we play it with sound.

01:23:32.500 Do you see that one?

01:23:33.480 Can you pull it up?

01:23:34.120 I don't understand what the issue is.

01:23:35.040 Which folder is it?

01:23:35.580 I can do it if you tell me

01:23:36.520 which folder is it.

01:23:36.660 Oh my God.

01:23:37.840 Tower Gang edits.

01:23:39.460 It's all capital letters.

01:23:42.560 This is crazy.

01:23:43.400 This is great.

01:23:44.060 This is great fucking podcasting.

01:23:45.820 I know.

01:23:46.100 Great content.

01:23:47.480 It's tremendous.

01:23:48.720 Listen,

01:23:49.180 while we're trying to figure our shit out,

01:23:51.800 I have Ron Paul on Liberty Lockdown tomorrow

01:23:54.020 and you guys should definitely subscribe to Liberty Lockdown

01:23:55.940 so that you don't miss it.

01:23:57.120 Legitimately,

01:23:57.760 does he seem all there?

01:24:00.460 No.

01:24:00.860 Good question.

01:24:01.340 He doesn't seem all there.

01:24:02.960 He's just like,

01:24:05.040 you could tell that after so many decades of doing these interviews,

01:24:08.720 I asked him some questions that he's never been asked before

01:24:11.580 and I think that he basically,

01:24:14.000 he slipped back into his rote memorized responses.

01:24:19.220 You know what I'm saying?

01:24:19.580 Like I was asking some shit

01:24:20.960 that like he probably hasn't even thought of

01:24:23.020 and he was just like,

01:24:24.240 Ron,

01:24:24.620 do you think you could fart through your dick?

01:24:27.500 I don't know about that.

01:24:29.180 I haven't farted through my dick since 1970.

01:24:30.780 He's like,

01:24:30.840 you see,

01:24:31.180 this is the beautiful thing about Austrian economics

01:24:33.880 and they just start spying.

01:24:34.960 You know,

01:24:35.200 they'll ask him like the stuff about when he was actually like,

01:24:38.660 like delivering babies.

01:24:40.380 Be like,

01:24:40.660 did you ever like put the extra little

01:24:41.920 in there?

01:24:43.460 Did you give him the Ron Paul stitch?

01:24:45.280 Yeah,

01:24:45.460 the little Ron Paul stitch just to,

01:24:46.660 you know,

01:24:46.980 just,

01:24:47.280 you know,

01:24:47.480 helping out the boys.

01:24:48.340 You know,

01:24:48.860 you ever done that?

01:24:49.980 He would be able to tell us if you blew the dick hole.

01:24:51.960 Tyler,

01:24:52.260 I put the link in the chat,

01:24:53.480 in the group chat.

01:24:54.500 Just check it out.

01:24:55.060 I think I got it.

01:24:56.040 It's called my third edit.

01:24:57.520 Toad's over there typing away.

01:24:59.080 Like there's really nothing to type.

01:25:00.440 It's like a couple of mouse clicks.

01:25:01.680 He's like,

01:25:02.280 like he's fucking defeating his mom.

01:25:03.820 No,

01:25:04.020 because again,

01:25:04.820 I think,

01:25:05.140 I think,

01:25:05.460 I think Toad,

01:25:06.940 oh,

01:25:07.220 but they're both sharing it now.

01:25:09.120 They both got there.

01:25:10.780 Let's do,

01:25:11.320 let's do Tyler's.

01:25:12.660 Let's just do Tyler's.

01:25:13.400 I think I actually offered Elizabeth's tit milk once,

01:25:16.760 uh,

01:25:17.260 for him,

01:25:18.040 but I don't know if that ever.

01:25:19.100 I mean,

01:25:19.380 I mean,

01:25:19.620 I'll do it.

01:25:21.400 Of course you will.

01:25:30.760 Beautiful.

01:25:32.280 It's a soft one.

01:25:33.280 If tomorrow all the things were gone,

01:25:37.860 I'd work for all my life.

01:25:40.000 I mean,

01:25:44.340 I'm a laity's man.

01:25:46.780 What is this?

01:25:57.340 I did not seal the deal,

01:25:58.640 because like I said,

01:25:59.580 the next night she got completely fucking trashed.

01:26:01.780 And I'm proud to be an American,

01:26:07.960 where at least I know I'm free.

01:26:10.560 Oh,

01:26:11.520 breakfast bowl all over herself during my ukulele set too.

01:26:15.640 And I'm looking,

01:26:16.400 and I'm like,

01:26:17.660 I gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today.

01:26:24.400 Clint,

01:26:24.560 I know you don't like to hear this shit,

01:26:25.920 but it's true.

01:26:26.480 The people that are in charge,

01:26:27.980 when you look at their last names,

01:26:29.760 you guys,

01:26:30.480 God bless the USA.

01:26:39.820 Such a fucking beautiful song.

01:26:41.620 I know.

01:26:42.320 About to tear up a little bit.

01:26:43.700 About to tear up.

01:26:44.320 Oh my God.

01:26:44.880 With Biden.

01:26:45.740 All right,

01:26:46.020 guys,

01:26:46.220 it's been fun.

01:26:47.600 Yeah.

01:26:47.880 That was nice.

01:26:48.720 Let's over to the page.

01:26:50.380 Yeah,

01:26:50.720 the Patreon.

01:26:51.620 But we're going to,

01:26:52.320 before we head to the Patreon,

01:26:53.760 yeah,

01:26:54.500 we'll hit you up with some talking towers.

01:26:56.000 If 150 of you sign up for Patreon by next Wednesday,

01:26:59.700 we will never paywall anything again.

01:27:01.580 It's up to you.

01:27:02.260 That's right.

01:27:03.080 Maybe.

01:27:04.300 Maybe.

01:27:04.820 Oh yeah,

01:27:05.160 so here's Tyler.

01:27:06.540 You guys got like three minutes to fucking get over.

01:27:09.080 Tyler's going to explain it to you guys.

01:27:10.240 See you later.

01:27:10.540 Not locals anymore.

01:27:16.060 I don't know that I'm going to explain it.

01:27:17.520 I swear that was not in the drive for me.

01:27:20.200 So go to,

01:27:21.820 let's do this.

01:27:22.480 Talking towers.

01:27:23.280 That's what we're doing here.

01:27:24.360 We were all gangsta of the week is Trump's gun.

01:27:27.200 We were on Patreon and the telegram,

01:27:29.260 but we're moving everything over to tower gang,

01:27:31.340 patreon.com slash tower gang.

01:27:33.380 Head over there.

01:27:34.320 I think that's where we're going over right now.

01:27:36.420 Top.

01:27:36.840 Are you going to send this over?

01:27:38.140 Cause I'm pretty much done with my part.

01:27:40.920 Shane Cashman,

01:27:41.920 paranoid American.

01:27:42.780 That's where Jose will be.

01:27:44.340 Nephlen desk squad.

01:27:45.280 Interviewed a UFO investigator and it'll be out tomorrow.

01:27:48.840 So look for those there.

01:27:50.280 Let's go.

01:27:51.060 Flint,

01:27:51.900 bitch,

01:27:53.000 Reed,

01:27:54.920 Cole,

01:27:57.240 Top Lobster,

01:27:58.540 and Toad.

01:27:59.920 Tower gang,

01:28:00.480 tower gang,

01:28:00.980 tower gang,

01:28:01.480 tower gang.

01:28:02.280 Tower gang,

01:28:03.040 tower gang,

01:28:03.520 tower gang,

01:28:04.020 tower gang.

01:28:04.100 Liberty lock is truth say.

01:28:05.920 Same with lobster,

01:28:07.040 Cole and Jose.

01:28:08.520 Toad is sick.

01:28:09.340 No way,

01:28:09.860 Jose.

01:28:10.380 The tower power,

01:28:11.420 our slug.

01:28:12.000 They made day spent all his.

01:28:13.520 Tower gang,

01:28:14.040 tower gang,

01:28:14.440 tower gang,

01:28:15.000 tower gang,

01:28:15.460 tower gang.

01:28:15.980 Tower gang,

01:28:16.620 tower gang,

01:28:17.120 tower gang,

01:28:17.560 tower gang,

01:28:17.920 tower gang,

01:28:18.960 tower gang,

01:28:19.060 tower gang,

01:28:19.920 tower gang.

01:28:19.980 They speak courage.

01:28:21.040 You sped.

01:28:21.900 More than Rogan,

01:28:22.920 you fed.

01:28:23.940 Truth,

01:28:24.280 Fox,

01:28:24.520 weather,

01:28:25.040 Tim cast,

01:28:25.520 HOTEP,

01:28:26.440 More offensive.

01:28:27.540 LOS,

01:28:28.180 no disrespect,

01:28:29.440 more offensive than LOS,

01:28:30.620 no disrespect.

01:28:32.060 Tava gang,

01:28:32.620 tower gang,

01:28:33.120 tower gang,

01:28:33.640 tower gang,

01:28:34.320 tower gang.

01:28:34.900 Oh

Tower Gang - July 04, 2024

EP 184 - To Kvetch a Predator

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