Tower Gang - Ep 185 - Dildo Mystery Box w⧸ The Raven

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00:00:12.340 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:15.000 David do it. I want to be outraged.

00:00:16.540 Fuck you.

00:00:30.000 The city's retarded.

00:00:41.420 The city's retarded.

00:00:42.320 It's Fodogate Wednesday, motherfuckers.

00:00:46.060 What's up, retards?

00:00:50.180 I want to listen to music from the hood.

00:00:52.140 I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:00:53.880 Yes.

00:00:54.160 Right.

00:00:56.420 I've been replying for another one, and in the background of mine, I was like,

00:01:00.000 It would be me that it's a retarded baby.

00:01:01.960 But it would be so cool.

00:01:03.460 And I'm like,

00:01:04.040 You and your down.

00:01:08.600 Nah, that's a good point.

00:01:10.120 He didn't fuck his mom.

00:01:11.580 He just had his dick in her.

00:01:16.540 Why are we talking about f*** on this show?

00:01:18.460 What?

00:01:21.420 Oh, that's too far.

00:01:23.800 I'm asking a question.

00:01:27.580 Start.

00:01:28.100 Wall with the feet.

00:01:30.320 Skip the pussies.

00:01:31.560 Skip it.

00:01:32.180 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:33.740 This shit is retarded.

00:01:35.060 Welcome to Nidgetown.

00:01:40.000 Welcome back to Tower Gang, retards.

00:01:43.280 It is I, David Lee Corbo, a.k.a.

00:01:46.500 The Raven, a.k.a.

00:01:48.420 Clinturus Tussle.

00:01:50.380 Joining me is Top Lobster of TopLobster.com and one half of Nephilim Death Squad.

00:01:56.620 Also, we have Cole, who just launched his own very racist show today.

00:02:01.140 Two f***ing day.

00:02:02.580 What is it?

00:02:03.520 The colon cleanse.

00:02:05.020 Is it not colon cleanse?

00:02:06.280 I want it to be colon cleanse.

00:02:07.000 Colon cleanse is actually a really good name for it.

00:02:08.220 That's a great f***ing name.

00:02:09.400 But it's Cole's Culture Corner, all with K's because he's retarded.

00:02:12.780 We got Jose.

00:02:14.360 Are you still doing?

00:02:15.380 No way, Jose.

00:02:16.260 I don't even know what the f*** you're doing.

00:02:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:17.660 It's like the format is Ari Dead's like a subset of it.

00:02:20.480 I do a live stream every week.

00:02:21.800 There we go.

00:02:22.440 And then I do like the deep dives as well.

00:02:23.940 And you may actually recognize him from the intermissions on Timeline Cleanse.

00:02:30.920 It is Toad of Better Off Dead.

00:02:33.720 I told you earlier, I've been playing your show while I eat sandwiches very disrespectfully.

00:02:38.420 And the chat loves it, I got to admit.

00:02:40.100 Wait, wait.

00:02:40.460 You play Better Off Dead?

00:02:41.980 I do, yeah.

00:02:42.800 I play Better Off Dead while I'm getting a sandwich and s***.

00:02:45.440 It's a lot of fun.

00:02:47.060 I don't know.

00:02:47.440 It's the greatest piece of content that comes out of your show.

00:02:51.420 Yes, we did fire Clint all the way to Las Vegas where he's having the time of his life this week.

00:02:55.880 Did that make you guys' dick jump a little bit?

00:02:57.500 I really dug that for intro, at least for Raven.

00:02:59.940 Maybe that wouldn't flow with Clint, but we even respected Raven.

00:03:02.780 Let him do the introductions.

00:03:04.260 We respected.

00:03:05.940 Yeah, you guys didn't interrupt me.

00:03:07.380 I was like, I don't know how far I'm going to get into this.

00:03:09.840 Yeah, that felt good.

00:03:11.420 That was nice, dude.

00:03:12.440 That was really nice.

00:03:13.060 There's something about Scatman and Raven.

00:03:15.860 When Raven came in, he was like, yo, welcome to Tower Game.

00:03:18.320 And the dude's just like, skippity-bop.

00:03:21.140 I'm in.

00:03:21.900 I'm in.

00:03:22.740 Can I?

00:03:23.140 Next time I come on the show, I want a little tag right here that says Clinturus Tussle as my third nickname.

00:03:30.320 I like that.

00:03:30.780 That's not a bad.

00:03:31.360 I came up with that right before we started.

00:03:33.780 Look at that.

00:03:34.200 That's f***ing ad-libbing, dude.

00:03:35.420 Yo, so I actually went, I just thought, because I saw your Nethlum Death Squad shirt.

00:03:40.120 I went outside in this shirt today.

00:03:42.320 I actually went to Chick-fil-A in it.

00:03:44.160 I got so many looks at me.

00:03:46.860 And I think because they could just tell, like, is that guy wearing a shirt of himself with a retard helmet on?

00:03:53.880 So many people were giving me double takes.

00:03:57.040 They were like, is that you?

00:04:00.380 I started, Elizabeth brought me a coffee, like from Dutch Bros.

00:04:03.640 I put the coffee over my head.

00:04:05.480 Stand up real quick.

00:04:06.040 Let me see it, because it's weird.

00:04:07.900 It's weird to like.

00:04:08.840 You have a retard helmet on?

00:04:10.560 Yeah.

00:04:11.100 Oh, my God.

00:04:13.160 Luckily, mine does not look much like me at all.

00:04:16.320 At least not my current me.

00:04:17.640 At one point I had the air cut and facial hair.

00:04:19.500 I started holding, like, my cup over my retard helmet head.

00:04:26.420 I was just like, I don't want anybody to see that.

00:04:28.160 I wear that shirt.

00:04:29.100 I have that shirt in bright blue.

00:04:30.960 And I wear it in public and never think about, like, what people, like, when they look at me, they're like, what the fuck is going on on this guy's shirt?

00:04:37.500 I just take it for granted.

00:04:38.940 Yeah, because I don't think anybody, like, it's not a normal shirt you would see.

00:04:42.420 You don't see a lot of shirts with people's faces on them, like, just people, just characters of people.

00:04:47.780 You don't see that a lot.

00:04:49.160 I mean.

00:04:49.460 Do you guys, do you guys, I'm assuming you guys' wives steal your, I mean, obviously, toad excluded, but steal your shirts and, like, wear them around the house?

00:04:54.980 My wife was wearing my Cocktober shirt yesterday, actually.

00:04:58.660 My wife.

00:04:58.960 Wait, wait, wait, still, like, shirts in general or the podcast shirts?

00:05:01.400 Yeah, like, my wife, the point I was getting at, that's, like, the shirt you have on that I have, that's, like, one of my wife's stolen shirts.

00:05:06.900 And I just don't even bother to get it back.

00:05:08.140 Like, it's yours.

00:05:08.700 I don't care.

00:05:09.140 Like, if anything, it's kind of hot, like, there's me, and you're not wearing a bra.

00:05:13.140 Oh, I should fuck her in this shirt.

00:05:16.200 Something about my wife, when in Rome.

00:05:22.760 Something about my wife wearing a shirt with my dick on her chest is, like, I'm like, that's fucking hot.

00:05:29.340 I like that.

00:05:30.060 I actually really like that.

00:05:31.220 Especially no bra, because then it's, like, you also see, like, titties below.

00:05:34.240 I'm going to make Elizabeth wear this shirt when I fuck her, and then I'm just going to see her titties, and it's going to be Reed's face, and part of Clint's face, and then your face.

00:05:44.080 I actually have a special request.

00:05:45.420 Can you make, like, a sheer material one or something?

00:05:48.120 That way it's, like, full titties, but it's still, there's me.

00:05:52.240 You've got to start doing, like, a line of podcast merch, right, where it's, like, Tower Gang, Death from Death Squad.

00:05:59.500 No, not a line of cocaine, but when it's, but it's, like, sexy wear.

00:06:03.000 Like, I don't know, like a mesh kind of situation, but it's just got a little Tower Gang tag on it.

00:06:08.940 I want assless chaps.

00:06:10.800 You should call it the husband shirt and, like, be, like, the same cut as, like, a dude shirt, so it's a long thing.

00:06:16.560 You can pull out and skeet on your favorite podcast face.

00:06:20.640 Is this a market that I haven't thought of?

00:06:22.740 Yeah.

00:06:23.900 You're talking about men.

00:06:25.400 They're saying degeneracy in the chat.

00:06:27.100 I'm literally just wanting to know my wife with my face on her.

00:06:29.940 That's the least degenerate thing in the world.

00:06:31.920 I want to see him take a crack at making sexy wear, dude.

00:06:35.320 I want to see a different side of him.

00:06:37.400 Yeah, I want to see, like, the same thing as, like, the bikini, like, the U.S. flag bikinis.

00:06:43.220 I want to see that, but, like, a Tower Gang version.

00:06:45.560 Like, basically, it's just.

00:06:47.160 Where it's one titty has an airplane and the other titty has the Twin Towers.

00:06:50.500 Oh.

00:06:51.600 And when they smash them together.

00:06:54.460 Oh, my God.

00:06:55.340 And you can even market it as an omission way for couples.

00:06:58.520 Pull the schmooly.

00:06:59.500 Pull the schmooly where it's, like, oh, it's just sex stuff for fucking couples.

00:07:02.760 I think early on I had the idea.

00:07:06.140 I feel like early on I had the idea that we should get molds of our dick and then sell that as dildos.

00:07:12.760 Yeah, I would say that that would be.

00:07:14.400 But, dude, there's no way your wife would sign off on that one.

00:07:17.360 No, no, no.

00:07:17.760 Here's the kicker, though.

00:07:18.640 We don't assign whose is whose.

00:07:20.940 You just have to choose from the lineup.

00:07:22.880 It's just, like.

00:07:23.780 There's one of them that's way bigger than the rest.

00:07:25.640 You're like.

00:07:26.700 That's way smaller.

00:07:28.140 Like, okay, that's ravens.

00:07:30.920 Yo, dog, let me borrow your dick real quick.

00:07:34.360 Oh, my God.

00:07:35.280 That's when things get really weird.

00:07:36.840 It's like, I don't know.

00:07:37.860 I prefer that one.

00:07:39.180 What if, you know, like.

00:07:40.720 All right, so you know how they have those things where they're like, oh, buy this.

00:07:43.460 Like, we suggested buy the t-shirt, buy this guy's name, or buy this guy's name.

00:07:46.700 And there's, like, a poll.

00:07:48.360 If you could, like, get the show to a point where we had a big enough audience, we'd be like, buy this guy's dick.

00:07:53.020 And then he wins the prize.

00:07:54.380 And you're buying it.

00:07:55.760 They're buying it for their significant other.

00:07:57.480 So it's almost like you're fucking all your fans' wives.

00:08:01.180 Yeah.

00:08:01.720 I love that idea.

00:08:03.360 We're trying to start a cult, dog.

00:08:05.320 This is what I was saying.

00:08:06.640 When you guys were trying to brainstorm.

00:08:08.220 It's a little mystery box.

00:08:09.120 I love it.

00:08:09.960 You guys were trying to figure out how does Tower Gang make more money.

00:08:12.480 And what I was suggesting was this kind of, like, raffle idea, right?

00:08:15.300 Mold our dicks.

00:08:16.060 Well, yeah, mold your dicks.

00:08:17.540 Or, like, you know where they do butthole molds?

00:08:20.520 They do butthole molds.

00:08:21.400 They turn them into chocolate.

00:08:22.780 They turn them into chocolate.

00:08:23.700 So what if one lucky winner who bought Tower Gang merch in the month of, you know, whatever, May.

00:08:29.480 But it doesn't matter.

00:08:30.400 And you select one randomly.

00:08:32.840 And they get a box of, like, Cole's buttholes.

00:08:35.960 But they're chocolate.

00:08:36.920 You know what I mean?

00:08:37.500 I think that would be Cole's holes.

00:08:38.620 Do you think I can do that?

00:08:39.980 Cole's holes.

00:08:41.240 Do you think I can do that while keeping my butt hair, like, my ass pubes?

00:08:46.820 And so they would get the pubes and the chocolate as well.

00:08:49.940 Oh, it'd be like a fossil where you see the hairs in it, you know?

00:08:53.680 That's R&D.

00:08:54.400 That'd be kind of cool.

00:08:56.600 Fossilized pubes.

00:08:57.500 Are these fans?

00:08:57.640 I don't think I could shave my asshole.

00:08:59.780 I would not like that.

00:09:01.120 No, that's a risky situation.

00:09:03.240 I do it.

00:09:03.600 Shaving your asshole.

00:09:04.220 I know you do it.

00:09:05.380 But, like, because it's not about the...

00:09:06.860 Why do you shave your asshole, Toad?

00:09:08.300 Like, who's just going to see it?

00:09:09.660 And then it gets spiky and it gets itchy, no?

00:09:11.700 Yeah.

00:09:12.140 It becomes, like, an Iron Maiden.

00:09:13.920 Yeah.

00:09:14.180 Well, he's got, like, a little ass, though.

00:09:15.900 It becomes an Iron Maiden?

00:09:17.400 Yes.

00:09:17.600 You're talking about that fucking medieval death trap that motherfuckers get...

00:09:20.440 Oh, my God.

00:09:21.040 It's basically the thing of, like, where you can put something in it, but if you take

00:09:25.720 it out, it'll destroy...

00:09:26.880 It's like the...

00:09:27.760 It was a salt trap, if you remember.

00:09:29.220 There was a salt trap where you put your arm in, but it was like a four-piece, like, thing

00:09:35.060 where you stick your hand through, and it was razors, so when you put it in, it comes

00:09:39.240 out, but then when you try to pull it out, it's razors, and then it cuts your hand.

00:09:41.820 Take your skin off.

00:09:42.380 Well, look, you see, Cole and I both stick razors in our asshole.

00:09:45.620 I just stick it in the right direction.

00:09:48.200 You stick it in blade first?

00:09:49.340 Oh, so...

00:09:49.660 No, here's the thing.

00:09:50.060 So, blade first.

00:09:50.280 I want to know why you're doing this, because I know, like, it's probably some kind of sedacious,

00:09:56.220 like, mentality you have going on.

00:09:57.900 I think he did it.

00:09:58.800 So, you're still shaving your butthole?

00:10:00.520 Is that what you're saying?

00:10:01.180 It couldn't have been without fault.

00:10:03.380 Like, there has to be a couple of slips.

00:10:04.740 I thought...

00:10:05.420 Sorry, I remember you telling the story once, but I thought it was a one-time thing.

00:10:08.260 I didn't know you were still...

00:10:09.400 No, I do it regularly.

00:10:10.740 Listen to me.

00:10:11.360 This is why he does it, guys.

00:10:12.480 Like, shave.

00:10:12.720 Makes him a faster swimmer.

00:10:13.560 Like, full-on shave.

00:10:14.140 He wants to make him a faster...

00:10:15.420 Like, not, like, trim, shave.

00:10:16.940 Trim it.

00:10:17.300 No, he does it...

00:10:18.420 Fucking toad.

00:10:19.040 Toad.

00:10:19.440 I'm going to tell you...

00:10:20.220 I'm going to shave all that shit.

00:10:21.900 Bottom of the forest.

00:10:22.340 So, you're saying you put it on a, like, a higher blade.

00:10:25.580 Like, you don't, like, shave, shave.

00:10:27.180 Well, so I use the Manscaped Lawn Mower 4.0 right now, and I use that for,

00:10:34.740 No, you know what I'm asking.

00:10:37.920 Time out.

00:10:38.760 Shut up.

00:10:39.420 Shut up.

00:10:40.200 Where's our fucking...

00:10:41.060 Come on.

00:10:41.620 Tyler, pull it up.

00:10:42.220 Yeah, Tyler.

00:10:42.480 Jesus Christ.

00:10:42.880 This guy's talking about the fucking lawnmower.

00:10:44.600 What about...

00:10:44.960 No.

00:10:45.160 The question, Toad, is are you getting down to that level of a shave?

00:10:49.060 Yes.

00:10:49.380 I don't...

00:10:49.780 What's up, man, Rob?

00:10:50.880 Okay, then you're fucking retarded, dude.

00:10:52.480 I did that once.

00:10:53.520 It was the worst thing I ever fucking did.

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00:11:11.880 These guys are veteran-owned, family-operated.

00:11:14.800 Apparently, Toad doesn't even use them, which is fucking disrespect.

00:11:18.300 I'm pretty sure you can be kicked off the show, dude, for not using them.

00:11:21.560 I'll tell you what happened.

00:11:22.260 I'll tell you what happened with Toad is that he shaved it one time because he heard...

00:11:26.220 I used a doll on my face.

00:11:27.580 Shut up.

00:11:27.980 Shut up.

00:11:28.400 I'll tell you what happened.

00:11:28.980 Oh, that's kind of respect.

00:11:29.780 Toad, go buy the dough.

00:11:32.000 They're great.

00:11:32.660 I use it once every month when I shave my neck.

00:11:36.620 That's it.

00:11:37.140 And the back of my neck.

00:11:37.740 I just use it for, you know...

00:11:38.400 Yeah.

00:11:39.800 So, this is what happened when you don't use Nadeau on your asshole.

00:11:43.100 What is that, though?

00:11:44.680 Dude, what the fuck happened here?

00:11:46.440 I went golfing.

00:11:47.300 I went golfing at a bachelor's party, and they were like, hey, dude, your ass is so fucking

00:11:53.600 sweaty.

00:11:54.780 And so I took a look at this thing.

00:11:55.500 That is not sweat.

00:11:56.920 That's where it went wrong.

00:11:57.700 Dude, those sweat stains are not consistent.

00:12:00.140 That's squirt organic sweat.

00:12:01.020 It's 100% sweat.

00:12:02.340 Wait, wait, wait.

00:12:03.360 You know that optical illusion where it looks like a wine glass in the middle, but it looks

00:12:07.380 like two faces arguing with each other?

00:12:09.120 Look at his right ass cheek.

00:12:10.500 It looks like a Jew, doesn't it?

00:12:11.500 There's like a big-nosed Jew on his right ass cheek, and it's looking at another one.

00:12:14.720 There's an optical illusion.

00:12:15.580 It looks like a spider's spider.

00:12:16.620 Actually, the right one actually looks like the side profile of a tit.

00:12:21.200 Ooh, yeah.

00:12:21.680 Hold on.

00:12:22.140 Keep that up.

00:12:23.320 I like ass...

00:12:24.320 Yeah, there's much more dignified than cocaine.

00:12:30.880 So this is what happens whenever you don't shave your asshole with Nadeau.

00:12:36.020 You get crazy butt sweat like this.

00:12:38.020 This is why I get crazy butt sweat.

00:12:39.840 So shave your asshole with Nadeau.

00:12:40.760 And what happened with Toad is the first time, so he shaved his asshole probably for some

00:12:47.220 reason for like, hey, women like it, nice and shaved.

00:12:50.340 And then he figured out if it grows out, it burns and hurts and itches like a motherfucker.

00:12:54.880 So he just continually did it, and now he's stuck in this for the rest of his life.

00:12:58.900 Wait, so you acknowledge that that is an issue, that that hurts, that happens, and you still

00:13:03.020 do it.

00:13:03.400 Do you just have like no ass, so it's really not that bad and you're just being a whiny bitch

00:13:06.220 about it, or what?

00:13:07.620 I mean, I don't know.

00:13:08.640 I swear to God, it was just swamp ass.

00:13:10.060 I swear.

00:13:10.420 No, he just wants to.

00:13:11.920 He likes the pain.

00:13:12.640 I don't have a huge ass, but no, he likes it when it hurts.

00:13:13.560 I'm like irate about this, because I remember it happening to me, and I'm like, why would

00:13:16.900 you keep doing that?

00:13:17.780 No, there's like...

00:13:18.580 It's pointless.

00:13:19.240 There's so much hair there.

00:13:20.740 I get my...

00:13:21.780 I actually...

00:13:23.100 You don't even fuck.

00:13:24.500 Like, what is even the point?

00:13:25.260 You don't even fuck.

00:13:26.960 Like, the reason I did it is because like my wife said something about when she was blowing

00:13:30.540 me one time, she saw some of the hair under the balls, and I was like,

00:13:33.500 You've been doing that regularly, so you don't want to try something new for you.

00:13:37.360 I'm just going to all of it, and then it was awful, and I was like, you know what?

00:13:40.300 We'll compromise.

00:13:41.240 I'll just go really deep down the taint.

00:13:42.840 Like, you're not going to see it.

00:13:44.000 Never the asshole again.

00:13:45.200 Awful idea.

00:13:46.280 But you keep fucking doing it, and I'm like kind of upset about it.

00:13:49.140 It's masochism.

00:13:49.680 He likes the way it hurts.

00:13:51.640 Well, one benefit of it is that it makes you unrapeable to gay dudes.

00:13:56.780 They're not going to want to stick their dick in that fucking...

00:13:58.380 You are not shaving your asshole for that reason.

00:14:01.540 No, I'm not.

00:14:02.020 You're not even getting macked on my gay dudes.

00:14:04.360 The hair, like having long hair like that really irritates me.

00:14:07.820 Like having any sort of like...

00:14:09.480 I understand that.

00:14:10.440 There are other options in shaving down to that.

00:14:12.500 My life is completely uninfected by long pubic hair or butthole hair.

00:14:17.200 I use a manual razor, and I get right into the fucking butthole.

00:14:20.800 But why?

00:14:22.860 To the point where I've made some mistakes and like giving myself some anal fissures doing it.

00:14:27.900 Right, right, right, right.

00:14:29.140 I feel like you're just playing with fire.

00:14:30.560 I just think he's a liar.

00:14:31.720 At this point, I just think he lies.

00:14:33.460 He just lies compulsively.

00:14:34.360 He does choose interesting things to lie about, though.

00:14:37.280 It's a fascinating lie.

00:14:37.860 I've never lied about that.

00:14:38.860 It makes no sense.

00:14:40.700 Talking about him being incapable, it was funny.

00:14:42.480 I was giving him some tips on Better Off Dead.

00:14:45.100 I was like, listen, dude.

00:14:46.760 Instagram reels and YouTube shorts are killing it in the gambling scene.

00:14:50.280 Now that he's a pro from fucking Cole's Culture Corner, he's like, let me give you a couple

00:14:52.820 points.

00:14:53.380 Which was an hour long.

00:14:55.480 I was like, dude.

00:14:57.340 I was like, it's killing it in the Instagram and YouTube shorts game.

00:15:01.120 Like, gambling is.

00:15:02.040 Like, people just put out these like minute long.

00:15:03.900 I was like, just cut it down to a minute.

00:15:05.200 He said, I'm literally incapable of cutting my content down to a minute long.

00:15:10.100 And he was like, I can't do it.

00:15:12.860 I'm like, this guy.

00:15:13.820 What are you talking about, Toad?

00:15:15.160 Let me show you your content.

00:15:16.880 Cut down to fucking three seconds long.

00:15:18.560 And it's amazing.

00:15:19.360 It's becoming so far beyond absurd.

00:15:22.340 It's like not even reality at this point.

00:15:25.420 Toad, that's your content, dude.

00:15:26.980 I was down in the dumps the other day and I watched an entire episode of Better Off Dead

00:15:31.940 willingly.

00:15:32.600 And you felt better about yourself after?

00:15:34.420 Yeah, actually, I kind of did.

00:15:35.460 Yeah, I think it was one of those things like misery loves company, right?

00:15:37.960 So I was like kind of feeling a little bit shitty.

00:15:40.280 And I just sat there.

00:15:41.100 It was only an 11 minute episode.

00:15:43.240 It's why you watch reality TV.

00:15:44.920 Because there's like episodes that are 10 minutes and then episodes that are 45 minutes.

00:15:49.240 And it's just no rhyme or reason to how long the episodes are going to be hard straight.

00:15:52.180 That is true.

00:15:53.240 I noticed.

00:15:53.840 I'm like, you got like a fucking, you know how long the show is going to be before you start?

00:15:56.800 No.

00:15:57.180 It just goes.

00:15:57.600 No, it's how long do I talk.

00:15:59.280 I think you picked the worst format.

00:16:01.000 I think what you should do is, like you said, short it up.

00:16:04.180 What bets do I have for day?

00:16:05.060 This literally list your picks.

00:16:07.080 Give very little reasoning.

00:16:08.440 Just confidently be like, these guys are up.

00:16:10.300 They blah, blah, blah.

00:16:10.900 And then you can have long.

00:16:12.260 You can have long.

00:16:12.920 Why aren't you doing it long?

00:16:15.240 I should.

00:16:16.140 You can have long form content that explains this.

00:16:18.620 You don't need to explain each individual thing.

00:16:20.940 If anyone asks you on social media, you'd be like, well, I talked about on this episode.

00:16:23.820 I keep the long form content where I'm explaining this shit, but then I also do the short shit.

00:16:28.980 Yes.

00:16:29.400 The shorts will get you so much more.

00:16:31.900 Try it right now.

00:16:32.760 Toad.

00:16:33.060 Try it right now.

00:16:33.800 You got like two.

00:16:34.360 Great job.

00:16:34.960 You answered every question.

00:16:37.080 You knew all the facts.

00:16:40.960 That's phenomenal.

00:16:42.660 Fucking that's funny.

00:16:43.840 I love listening to Dr. Jill, man.

00:16:46.660 Everybody be quiet, everybody, for a minute.

00:16:49.540 Toad, you have like one minute.

00:16:50.980 Do better off dead to a live audience.

00:16:52.540 See what they say.

00:16:53.980 See how you play off.

00:16:54.740 One minute on due for, fuck.

00:16:58.380 I mean, are you doing WNBA?

00:17:00.620 Are you betting?

00:17:01.240 Oh, okay.

00:17:01.980 I bet you.

00:17:02.680 What's going on right now?

00:17:05.340 Baseball.

00:17:06.220 Baseball.

00:17:06.820 Okay.

00:17:07.180 Just list your picks and say them confidently.

00:17:10.320 You got a minute.

00:17:11.020 Don't give any reasoning.

00:17:12.880 Listen, man.

00:17:13.480 Today we got the fucking under in the Chicago White Sox-Minnesota Twins game.

00:17:18.860 Under eight and a half.

00:17:20.560 These two fucking pitchers, man.

00:17:21.840 They're going to go in there.

00:17:22.540 They're going to light it up.

00:17:23.280 They're going to shut both these offenses down.

00:17:26.120 I don't even give a fuck.

00:17:27.520 Bet the under.

00:17:28.540 Do it.

00:17:29.280 This is what my audience sees when I leave for decades.

00:17:31.280 There you go.

00:17:32.120 That's all you had to do.

00:17:33.160 That's all you had to do.

00:17:33.760 You need to tighten it up a bit.

00:17:35.320 You do need to tighten it up.

00:17:36.200 Stop trying to swear so much.

00:17:37.840 That way you can get like three picks in or whatever.

00:17:39.900 It sounds like you're just swearing for the fuck of it.

00:17:43.440 Sometimes you get put on the spot.

00:17:44.980 You do a lot of swearing.

00:17:45.880 That happens.

00:17:46.000 I think Toad needs to do like 10 minutes to 40 minutes live.

00:17:51.040 That's what he does.

00:17:51.680 I think there's people watching.

00:17:53.100 No, he doesn't do it live.

00:17:54.780 He pre-records it.

00:17:55.200 Listen, guys.

00:17:55.560 The Minnesota Twins, they got a fucking spick pitching, so you know they're going to fucking

00:17:58.600 win this game.

00:17:59.440 The other team's different.

00:18:00.360 It's too much.

00:18:00.920 Do you do racist stuff on your Better Off Dead or do you keep it clean?

00:18:05.040 No, I do not.

00:18:06.180 I literally think you should do nothing but the shorts.

00:18:08.880 You should do maybe like stuff on like your theory, like your reasoning behind when you

00:18:12.160 do it.

00:18:12.380 Do series on gambling, sports gambling 101, and interviews with other people in the area

00:18:16.460 so you're in that thing so you're networking as well.

00:18:18.800 There you go.

00:18:19.380 You got all your bases covered.

00:18:20.920 Don't even bother trying to explain your individual picks.

00:18:23.060 It's a fucking waste of time.

00:18:23.600 You've got 700 episodes that nobody has seen because he's right.

00:18:27.420 You're not in the community, but I think his show really shines if he's doing it live

00:18:31.840 and he's saying like his Better Off Dead shit and the audience is just disagreeing

00:18:35.320 with him.

00:18:35.800 And he's fighting with him because you know he's going to fucking fight with him.

00:18:38.780 If you don't explain it, they have to come to social media to argue with you.

00:18:42.600 There you go.

00:18:43.580 And then like, yeah.

00:18:45.480 I think that's what it is.

00:18:46.420 If we start just taking a controversial sports pick no matter what.

00:18:49.360 All of his sports picks are controversial, David.

00:18:52.120 Every single one of them.

00:18:53.260 He'll tell you like, he'll be like, listen, Alex Pereira, he's got no shot against Jiri

00:18:57.940 Prohaska.

00:18:58.520 How do I know?

00:18:59.620 Well, the lines.

00:19:00.960 Okay.

00:19:01.300 And I've studied the numbers.

00:19:02.320 And we say, Toad, have you ever watched a fight?

00:19:04.660 He's like, I don't watch that shit, but I can tell you how it goes.

00:19:07.900 Can we do this?

00:19:08.000 Can we do this?

00:19:08.240 Wait, wait.

00:19:08.500 Top, top, top.

00:19:09.000 Can we do this?

00:19:09.500 I want to teach Toad because there's a guy, right?

00:19:11.960 Alex Pereira.

00:19:12.720 Is he a pitcher?

00:19:13.700 Jesus Christ.

00:19:14.400 There's a guy that does sports bets and he's a numerology guy.

00:19:18.320 And I don't know if he does well.

00:19:19.600 I don't think he does well.

00:19:20.320 But what I want to do is I want to teach Toad how to do numerology so he can have that as

00:19:28.940 a niche.

00:19:29.620 And I want to see if it does any better for him than what he's doing now.

00:19:33.320 That's what I want to do.

00:19:34.200 Dog.

00:19:34.620 No, wait.

00:19:35.280 The niche is numerology sports betting.

00:19:38.700 That's what I'm saying.

00:19:40.120 Dude, I've won for so fucking long.

00:19:43.660 And my bet today won.

00:19:44.760 That was the Twins White Sox double trouble.

00:19:46.320 How much money did you win?

00:19:47.140 The one that I just gave up, that was a winner.

00:19:51.420 Go back to that.

00:19:52.280 Pull that back up again, Tyler, please.

00:19:53.820 I'm sorry.

00:19:54.280 The numbers were crazy.

00:19:56.100 Yeah, they're awesome, right?

00:19:58.240 The thumbnails are fire.

00:19:59.960 What's really funny is it gets under top skin so much.

00:20:02.200 Why is he wearing like a gangster's outfit?

00:20:04.560 Is that like a...

00:20:05.140 Wee, cool.

00:20:05.880 Who's your padre?

00:20:06.580 Because I'm a fucking better.

00:20:07.900 Because I'm a gambler, baby.

00:20:09.580 That's my fucking zoot suit, fedora, gambler outfit.

00:20:12.760 That's what I thought I was looking at.

00:20:14.260 You know what?

00:20:14.700 I actually dig it.

00:20:15.680 Saturnals.

00:20:16.160 It's really funny.

00:20:18.460 Oh my God.

00:20:19.420 Jeez.

00:20:20.040 Why do you talk out of the side of your mouth?

00:20:22.220 Please play one.

00:20:23.020 Please play one.

00:20:23.640 It looks like the cockroach in Men in Black.

00:20:26.040 Go back.

00:20:27.300 Go back.

00:20:27.920 Go back.

00:20:28.760 Go back to the first one.

00:20:29.700 Go to the first one.

00:20:30.280 The one where he looks excited.

00:20:31.260 To the first one.

00:20:32.520 Not that one.

00:20:33.140 To the first one.

00:20:33.680 That first one was done at Topps' house.

00:20:35.940 That was a winner, baby.

00:20:37.740 It was at Topps' house.

00:20:39.080 That one.

00:20:40.300 Oh, yeah.

00:20:40.600 That's my fucking outside.

00:20:42.160 Why is he talking out of the side of his mouth?

00:20:46.160 Los Angeles.

00:20:46.960 Because I had a stroke.

00:20:47.840 Because I had a stroke.

00:20:47.880 I'm behind minus 125.

00:20:50.220 Major mismatch.

00:20:53.980 But you're doing fine.

00:20:56.180 You go from fine to doing that.

00:20:57.800 Mets hitters.

00:21:00.080 And the Mets have Carlos Carrasco going.

00:21:02.820 Shouldn't you have been socializing?

00:21:05.100 Pathetic all year.

00:21:05.740 It was literally.

00:21:06.840 Shouldn't you have been socializing?

00:21:07.700 It was so funny.

00:21:08.720 I was watching Cole on a trampoline.

00:21:10.340 Yes.

00:21:10.640 So this is that morning.

00:21:11.620 That morning that I went on a trampoline.

00:21:13.540 What I'm going to do.

00:21:14.860 Toad.

00:21:15.220 What I'm going to do for you.

00:21:16.820 And you need to fucking get serious about your shit.

00:21:19.260 I'm going to go on the What Are Those Pods.

00:21:21.000 And we're going to fucking review your podcast.

00:21:22.860 Because I told them.

00:21:23.320 Oh, that's funny.

00:21:24.080 This is why they contacted me.

00:21:26.520 They were like, hey, you want to come on the show?

00:21:27.720 I said, what would we talk about?

00:21:28.820 And they're like, I don't know.

00:21:29.980 What do you think?

00:21:30.580 And I said, I got this friend with this crazy show.

00:21:33.140 And they're like, yeah, you know what?

00:21:34.420 Come on and let's talk about that.

00:21:35.460 And then I've just been putting them off.

00:21:37.020 Mark, is that his name?

00:21:37.980 He knows.

00:21:38.260 Or Carl.

00:21:38.880 Carl knows his name.

00:21:39.960 Carl.

00:21:40.340 Yeah.

00:21:41.040 But he doesn't know Better Off Dead.

00:21:43.360 He does not.

00:21:44.420 He doesn't know Better Off Dead.

00:21:45.120 If he knew Better Off Dead, his entire show would be about Better Off Dead.

00:21:48.760 Dude, his entire worldview would be shattered.

00:21:51.700 It would change.

00:21:53.000 I'm telling you, though.

00:21:53.660 If you follow our tips, I think you actually do have.

00:21:55.560 I swear to God.

00:21:56.240 You have the kind of show that has viral potential.

00:21:58.400 Numerology is one of the tips.

00:21:59.480 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:22:00.960 It is like YouTube shorts and Instagram rules.

00:22:03.460 He's got a super chat.

00:22:04.680 Listen, man.

00:22:05.240 Mercury is in retrograde, so the Phoenix Mercury are going to win this.

00:22:08.620 Super chat from Rumble says, Toad Show.

00:22:11.020 The only problem is that everybody that.

00:22:13.380 Oh, there we go.

00:22:14.440 There we go.

00:22:14.780 Toad Show doesn't even show up when searched.

00:22:17.180 Where the fuck is it?

00:22:18.640 You got to get past 200 subscribers for everything before they throw you on the search.

00:22:23.820 When you take it Better Off Dead, YouTube gives you the suicide hotline.

00:22:26.740 Toad to Better Off Dead.

00:22:27.200 What did you say?

00:22:30.040 What I was going to say was the only problem.

00:22:31.920 So YouTube shorts, Instagram rails, all that stuff.

00:22:33.720 It works.

00:22:34.240 But what I've noticed is the people that are doing them are like fun and cool and like full

00:22:42.680 of charisma.

00:22:43.300 Oh, no, you need the opposite.

00:22:46.520 No, you don't.

00:22:47.180 He has a different, I'm telling you, if he just like fought the autism and didn't try

00:22:51.400 to explain it and did the tips we gave him, he has viral potential.

00:22:55.180 You can't dump your autism into like theory episodes.

00:22:58.300 Do series and shit for deep dives where people want to dig.

00:23:00.860 I mean, somewhere in there, I can change the autism to the a-rhythm.

00:23:05.100 We're going to do it.

00:23:05.580 Oh, my God.

00:23:06.200 Cole, think about the shit when you're scrolling Instagram, the shit that you're seeing.

00:23:10.140 You would constantly be stopping on Toad if Toad was doing this shit.

00:23:13.500 You'd be like, I love this guy.

00:23:14.420 But not for the betting part.

00:23:17.300 No, that's what I mean.

00:23:18.540 You'd be stopping on it for the personality.

00:23:20.580 He's got retard virality.

00:23:21.380 There are so many.

00:23:22.400 There's a crossover.

00:23:23.460 I really think there's a crossover in the audience of like the Cole types like that do

00:23:28.720 or like, oh, look at this goofy fuck on Instagram or whatever.

00:23:30.760 Hold on.

00:23:31.140 This nigga said make me a moderator.

00:23:33.320 No one else is on Twitch.

00:23:34.440 What are you going to moderate?

00:23:35.260 Just you?

00:23:35.800 Himself, yeah.

00:23:36.540 Fucking don't worry about it.

00:23:37.700 Don't curse.

00:23:38.400 Is that called masturbation, dog?

00:23:38.960 That's what Twitch calls jerking off?

00:23:40.520 But anyways, the demographic of like the Coles in the world that do that and would go to

00:23:45.480 Toad's fucking Instagram, those are the sports bettors.

00:23:48.540 I think there's so much of that.

00:23:49.660 Like you, they would come in for the goopiness and then they'd stick around for like, oh,

00:23:53.080 shit, you guys can pretty good picks.

00:23:54.100 Fuck you guys.

00:23:54.920 Fuck you guys.

00:23:55.640 Dude, I want to do it, man.

00:23:56.540 Maybe I'll do every pick as a ukulele song.

00:23:59.860 Hold on.

00:24:00.360 Jamie Thomas, if you're so fucking cool, go get like, if you can get 10 of your friends

00:24:05.280 to be on the stream, I'll let you moderate.

00:24:07.240 Nobody on Twitch has friends.

00:24:08.600 It's not fucking.

00:24:09.100 Yeah, I know.

00:24:09.540 That's what I'm saying.

00:24:10.240 Like go next door.

00:24:10.940 Knock on their door.

00:24:11.880 I don't have 10 fucking friends.

00:24:12.760 And say, yo, log on.

00:24:14.220 Damien Addams, baby.

00:24:16.340 Another dollar.

00:24:17.360 So y'all replace Clint for Raven?

00:24:18.860 We fire Clint, yeah.

00:24:19.180 Yeah, now all that's left to do is replace Toad with Mark Random.

00:24:23.180 That would be a fucking pretty good show.

00:24:25.340 That'd be interesting.

00:24:26.020 Wild.

00:24:26.300 Interesting.

00:24:26.680 Okay, so I told Toad this, I was like, hey, man.

00:24:30.580 Also, the other thing that, so I was like, two betting things I've seen is one is like

00:24:34.460 people give out like crazy parlays and stuff.

00:24:36.760 The other one is they do challenges.

00:24:38.880 And so they'll be like, hey, I'll go from like $1 to $1,000,000 and here's my bets on how

00:24:44.500 to do that.

00:24:44.840 That guy, I've seen that guy multiple times.

00:24:46.460 He does really good.

00:24:47.040 This other one is betting like a certain amount of money, like $0.10 per follower on a team

00:24:54.240 to win every time they play.

00:24:55.880 You just bet the money line for them to win.

00:24:59.060 Literally like, here, I'll...

00:25:02.320 I'm trying to actually win call.

00:25:04.500 Moderate this dick.

00:25:05.480 No audio.

00:25:08.160 Man, our Twitch audience is going on.

00:25:09.980 But like, because it's just...

00:25:14.680 Every follow today we're at.

00:25:16.580 There are 19,000 followers.

00:25:18.500 Clint has a lot, man.

00:25:19.760 He's 10 grand in the hole.

00:25:21.940 Clint could have won on that under that I gave out today.

00:25:24.280 He could have won.

00:25:25.700 Well, but they don't care about that.

00:25:27.240 The whole thing is it's like a...

00:25:29.420 It's a gimmick, though.

00:25:32.000 That's how you have to get betting.

00:25:33.000 It's like...

00:25:33.220 Yeah, but for me, it's a job.

00:25:34.500 I've been doing it for 18 years.

00:25:36.240 I mean, sports betting is a gimmick, so...

00:25:38.260 You have to like make money for it to be a job.

00:25:40.540 Right.

00:25:40.940 Well, I guess you could...

00:25:42.100 Not enough for a job.

00:25:44.380 Yeah, sure.

00:25:44.820 Yeah.

00:25:45.220 Yeah.

00:25:45.500 That's not a good...

00:25:46.840 I moderate your mom regularly.

00:25:48.260 I'm sorry.

00:25:48.620 I'm just fucking...

00:25:49.140 17 winning years is not a joke.

00:25:52.420 Yo, y'all ever...

00:25:53.120 It kind of is.

00:25:54.000 It kind of is.

00:25:55.140 So, I don't know how many of y'all use lube, but the worst part about using lube is whenever

00:26:00.240 you get the lube...

00:26:01.020 What a segue.

00:26:02.040 God damn.

00:26:02.820 An aggressive segue, dude.

00:26:05.080 Anyway, mailbag.

00:26:05.740 Do you guys fuck?

00:26:07.040 My penis retracted a little bit.

00:26:09.360 So, the worst part about using lube is if you wear a ring, it gets under your ring,

00:26:15.020 and then for the rest of the day...

00:26:17.240 Wait, wait, wait.

00:26:17.920 Are you talking about...

00:26:18.840 You ever just try making pussies wet?

00:26:20.800 How are you getting from lube?

00:26:22.160 Are you just like fingering with lube?

00:26:23.500 Is that what you're saying?

00:26:23.880 No, no, no.

00:26:24.740 I think you're...

00:26:25.480 You're a jerking off.

00:26:26.020 You're a jerking off.

00:26:27.140 No, no, no.

00:26:27.520 You guys...

00:26:28.040 Sometimes, yeah.

00:26:28.800 You guys are too young to use lube.

00:26:31.420 Lube bottle into this hand.

00:26:34.420 Yeah.

00:26:34.600 There you go.

00:26:35.260 On to my dick.

00:26:36.120 You guys are too young to be using lube.

00:26:38.580 Why?

00:26:38.960 Don't use lube.

00:26:39.640 Just go raw with your hand, you fucking pussy.

00:26:41.380 Fucking raw doggy, bitch.

00:26:42.940 Get some calcium shit.

00:26:44.020 He's talking about with his wife.

00:26:44.840 No, shut the fuck up.

00:26:45.840 Wait, wait, wait.

00:26:46.040 Is he talking about with his wife,

00:26:47.360 or is he talking about jerking off?

00:26:48.660 Is he talking about jerking off?

00:26:50.380 Yeah.

00:26:50.800 You're jerking off with lube,

00:26:51.960 you fucking psychopath?

00:26:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:26:53.440 You're the only person you want to go.

00:26:55.180 With your wedding ring on,

00:26:56.620 take it off.

00:26:57.120 No, I take that off.

00:26:58.180 I take that off.

00:26:58.360 Put on the nightstand

00:26:59.120 while you go sin.

00:27:00.160 No, no.

00:27:00.920 Wait, your left hand?

00:27:01.720 Can I let my dick know

00:27:02.800 that I'm married?

00:27:04.020 No.

00:27:04.400 The only time it's on

00:27:05.720 is whenever I do it with Elizabeth.

00:27:09.180 And I get it under there.

00:27:10.900 Right.

00:27:11.220 But when you do it with somebody else,

00:27:12.060 you take it off?

00:27:12.820 Yeah, 100%.

00:27:13.780 You know,

00:27:15.480 my uncle gave me a ring once

00:27:17.180 and I jerked off with it

00:27:18.180 not thinking about it.

00:27:18.880 And then I came on it

00:27:19.540 and I felt so terrible.

00:27:21.620 I felt like I came on my uncle.

00:27:22.700 David,

00:27:23.560 you take off all 16 of your rings

00:27:25.140 before you jerk off?

00:27:26.160 And just put them on

00:27:27.080 the bathroom counter?

00:27:28.500 Yeah.

00:27:28.980 They're hard to clean out.

00:27:30.080 There's a lot of nooks and crannies and shit.

00:27:31.940 Can you imagine the pinching

00:27:33.360 of your dick skin?

00:27:34.580 Yeah, that happened too.

00:27:35.740 Yeah, that happened before.

00:27:36.860 But that's the funniest part

00:27:39.280 about jerking off at home.

00:27:42.820 You have to get like completely naked.

00:27:44.740 Like you're like,

00:27:45.580 Well, you don't have to,

00:27:46.640 but you're going to.

00:27:47.700 It's just a lot easier.

00:27:49.140 The cleanup is so much easier.

00:27:50.980 He can't jerk off at home

00:27:52.760 because when he'll be in the bathroom

00:27:54.040 just like

00:27:54.380 It's like,

00:27:58.500 my cock ring is hitting all my other rings.

00:28:02.860 It's making music.

00:28:04.700 He's making music.

00:28:06.540 Sounds like a wind chime in this motherfucker.

00:28:08.360 If David were to attempt

00:28:09.960 like the 32 that I did,

00:28:11.520 would he only be able to go

00:28:12.400 like half as long as somebody else

00:28:13.960 because he has one ball?

00:28:15.400 Dude,

00:28:15.800 I got it.

00:28:16.360 Good question.

00:28:16.860 You're probably bleeding after 32.

00:28:19.600 I was shooting blanks

00:28:21.080 and I was in pain.

00:28:21.680 No, I just mean like

00:28:22.400 on a rug burn kind of basis.

00:28:24.180 You know what I mean?

00:28:24.700 Like if I sat here

00:28:25.800 and I just did this for a long time,

00:28:27.120 eventually I'd start bleeding, right?

00:28:28.320 Not just rug burn,

00:28:29.160 but muscular.

00:28:30.160 The muscles in your dick

00:28:31.160 had to have been like

00:28:32.100 broken down a little bit.

00:28:33.700 Yeah, you're breaking down

00:28:34.420 that dick muscle.

00:28:35.040 My dick is a mangled mess

00:28:35.820 but it was already like that

00:28:36.660 because I got circumcised

00:28:37.700 when I was three.

00:28:37.860 Think about how soft his hands

00:28:38.740 have to be for him

00:28:39.540 to actually be able

00:28:40.340 to attain that feat.

00:28:41.420 Oh, you know what's fun?

00:28:42.300 I came on this show one time

00:28:43.460 and I said that I wanted to.

00:28:45.100 He's a software engineer.

00:28:46.520 I know.

00:28:47.120 Like I could get like four deep

00:28:48.520 and be like,

00:28:48.900 my dick hurts.

00:28:50.060 Yeah.

00:28:51.660 But I mean,

00:28:52.220 I guess Cole loses lube

00:28:53.400 so he'd be able

00:28:54.140 to last a little bit longer.

00:28:54.700 I don't know.

00:28:55.020 Don't hate me for using lube.

00:28:56.940 It's just...

00:28:57.600 It's a weird lube.

00:28:58.080 I know.

00:28:58.420 I don't hate you for using...

00:28:59.400 It's a weird lube.

00:28:59.760 I hate you...

00:29:00.540 I hate you for using you

00:29:01.920 with your wife.

00:29:02.940 No, no.

00:29:03.520 Because it's just like

00:29:04.420 it's quick.

00:29:05.160 It's just like you just...

00:29:06.740 You don't have to do foreplay.

00:29:08.720 You just get right in there.

00:29:08.920 Let me ask you this.

00:29:09.580 Do you care

00:29:10.340 about your sexual performance?

00:29:12.740 Who in here...

00:29:13.020 Do you do?

00:29:14.400 Who in here...

00:29:15.020 What do you mean?

00:29:15.700 Like if you do a good job,

00:29:17.340 do you care about

00:29:17.860 doing a good job?

00:29:18.260 Yeah.

00:29:18.540 People, if you could see...

00:29:26.020 If you guys could see

00:29:26.780 the whole fucking picture there, man.

00:29:29.720 It's so funny.

00:29:30.720 You know what?

00:29:31.520 If you join the Patreon

00:29:33.460 and join the live show

00:29:34.940 in the live show,

00:29:35.880 we will show you

00:29:37.500 the whole picture.

00:29:38.320 Toad, can we?

00:29:39.540 Yes.

00:29:40.220 It's only going to be like...

00:29:41.720 I feel like you got to

00:29:42.460 give him a cut, right?

00:29:43.760 Like how much money

00:29:44.440 do you got to give him?

00:29:45.680 I'm just saying.

00:29:46.120 I literally had sex

00:29:47.640 right before I came in here.

00:29:49.260 I literally had sex.

00:29:49.520 Yeah, but with lube.

00:29:50.600 With lube.

00:29:51.040 That means that's basically rape.

00:29:52.420 That doesn't count.

00:29:54.560 She came.

00:29:55.800 She came first.

00:29:57.140 Oh, my God.

00:29:58.280 She came first.

00:29:59.460 Yeah, but she's like...

00:30:00.540 Who is she thinking about?

00:30:01.640 This is what I'm saying.

00:30:02.620 Who is she thinking about?

00:30:04.640 Cole, she comes first

00:30:06.020 even when she's giving you

00:30:06.820 a blowjob.

00:30:08.180 Oh, man.

00:30:09.280 It's rough.

00:30:10.000 Okay.

00:30:10.600 All right.

00:30:12.040 It's a rough one.

00:30:12.860 It's there, yeah.

00:30:13.620 Cole complains about blowjobs,

00:30:15.200 but he's fucking dry pussy.

00:30:16.680 Yeah, really.

00:30:17.480 Like, priorities is crazy.

00:30:18.820 It's not dry.

00:30:20.120 It's just easy.

00:30:22.640 I don't have to wait

00:30:23.620 for it to get wet

00:30:24.240 or be concerned

00:30:24.880 with whether it ever

00:30:25.760 does get wet.

00:30:26.540 It's a crazy sentence

00:30:28.060 to say.

00:30:29.000 Cole complains about blowjobs,

00:30:31.260 but he comes from dry pussy.

00:30:34.480 What I really don't understand,

00:30:36.020 though,

00:30:36.060 is we saw that picture

00:30:36.900 of Cole's drenched asshole.

00:30:38.800 So his asshole

00:30:39.280 lubricates itself,

00:30:41.160 but he needs extra lube.

00:30:42.660 I'm not really getting it.

00:30:43.820 All right.

00:30:44.640 Mailbag.

00:30:47.440 Mark Vestibule.

00:30:48.340 Great segue, Toad.

00:30:50.120 Great fucking segue.

00:30:51.400 I know, right?

00:30:53.100 He just steps over everything.

00:30:55.420 He just steps on everything.

00:30:57.200 Mark Vestibule

00:30:58.420 has given us

00:30:59.740 some sort of picture here.

00:31:01.280 Real quick.

00:31:01.740 Hey, can I address something?

00:31:03.360 I looked back

00:31:04.260 at Mailbag last week.

00:31:05.280 You got some fucked up.

00:31:05.980 Yeah.

00:31:07.360 I fucked up.

00:31:08.300 I really fucked up.

00:31:08.920 Real quick.

00:31:09.020 I looked back

00:31:09.820 at Mailbag last week

00:31:10.860 and I felt like

00:31:11.580 we left a lot of

00:31:12.420 really good ones

00:31:12.940 on the table.

00:31:13.380 Are you just going

00:31:14.020 sequentially

00:31:14.640 or who's looking at these?

00:31:16.840 No, I'm not going

00:31:17.640 sequentially necessarily.

00:31:18.620 I knew this.

00:31:19.500 He's just jumping around

00:31:20.660 all willy-nilly.

00:31:21.600 No, I started going.

00:31:22.340 No, I actually

00:31:22.840 it looked like

00:31:23.340 he went sequentially

00:31:24.000 and that's why

00:31:24.460 there were a lot

00:31:25.400 of good ones in there.

00:31:26.020 We only did two last week.

00:31:27.680 Okay.

00:31:28.260 We'll pick two good ones.

00:31:29.520 Jesus.

00:31:29.700 All right.

00:31:30.520 They want to know.

00:31:31.760 They want to know.

00:31:33.040 They want to know more.

00:31:34.060 Go to your pussy slash ass.

00:31:35.840 Wait, wait.

00:31:36.400 So she doesn't suck you off

00:31:37.880 if she does a bad job.

00:31:38.840 Do you eat her pussy?

00:31:39.260 Going straight ass.

00:31:40.680 I feel like if you just

00:31:41.500 you're just like

00:31:42.140 all right, let's get it started

00:31:44.040 and you just start

00:31:44.520 eating ass right away.

00:31:46.340 I feel like that is aggressive.

00:31:48.160 That's a

00:31:48.760 you're hungry.

00:31:54.900 All right.

00:31:55.320 Let's get some respect

00:31:56.020 for Toad.

00:31:56.640 Let him tell the question.

00:31:57.880 Mark Vestibule.

00:31:59.280 Mark Vestibule

00:32:00.260 has given us a picture

00:32:01.160 of two skulls here.

00:32:02.720 Pop quiz.

00:32:03.860 Which race of people

00:32:04.740 never did any of the following?

00:32:06.260 Build permanent structures.

00:32:08.280 Discover farming.

00:32:09.640 Develop written language.

00:32:10.900 Progress beyond the stone age

00:32:12.400 or develop math

00:32:13.460 apart from basic counting.

00:32:15.600 Hint, one of their skulls

00:32:17.060 is on the left.

00:32:18.280 To ask the question

00:32:19.560 is to know the answer.

00:32:21.180 It's crazy.

00:32:21.820 It's a skull actually.

00:32:22.900 Like you could look at the skull

00:32:23.760 and be like,

00:32:24.120 oh yeah, 100%.

00:32:25.040 That nigga's got no teeth.

00:32:27.500 Well, even before that.

00:32:28.480 He got full grill.

00:32:29.460 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:32:31.300 Wait, let me see this head again though.

00:32:32.720 This is a crazy,

00:32:33.400 it is a kind of crazy looking.

00:32:34.600 Is that actually real?

00:32:34.980 That can't be real.

00:32:35.780 The other one is like Jacob

00:32:37.000 or something.

00:32:37.600 I don't know what that is.

00:32:38.360 Why is the top one,

00:32:39.300 like the head look like

00:32:39.960 it was cut off at the top?

00:32:41.500 It probably was.

00:32:41.900 Black don't crack.

00:32:43.820 Actually, thank you Larry Elder.

00:32:45.360 The other one was scalped,

00:32:47.100 I think,

00:32:47.400 and then they put it back together.

00:32:48.780 It's crazy though.

00:32:49.440 The other one was worth

00:32:50.320 looking at

00:32:51.260 and trying to understand.

00:32:52.520 It was worth

00:32:52.960 the...

00:32:53.740 Yeah, the other one

00:32:54.820 actually had the brain

00:32:55.840 and it...

00:32:56.460 Yeah.

00:32:56.720 I wonder what's inside of this.

00:32:58.320 This other one,

00:32:58.840 they were like,

00:32:59.080 there's nothing inside of this,

00:33:00.220 clearly.

00:33:00.660 Look at the fucking teeth.

00:33:01.880 Look at how he lived his life.

00:33:03.780 This dude,

00:33:04.560 I know this dude.

00:33:05.780 This dude does crack

00:33:06.760 by the subway.

00:33:07.760 Look at him.

00:33:08.060 That's fucking George Floyd's skull.

00:33:10.420 That might be George Floyd's skull.

00:33:13.520 And then they...

00:33:14.980 I don't know,

00:33:15.580 can we see his hyoid bone?

00:33:17.860 I'm pretty sure

00:33:18.540 that's OJ Simpson.

00:33:20.080 I don't know.

00:33:21.240 It's not the same guy?

00:33:23.040 You know what though?

00:33:23.760 The one on the right

00:33:24.380 looks like Michael Jackson.

00:33:25.920 Ever since I...

00:33:26.520 How's this going on?

00:33:29.400 Ever since I watched

00:33:30.720 Django Unchained,

00:33:32.260 I've always wondered

00:33:33.100 if those three dimple things

00:33:34.340 was actually true.

00:33:35.260 Man, what a great scene, huh?

00:33:36.960 What three dimples?

00:33:38.280 I forgot that.

00:33:39.080 The indentations

00:33:40.000 on the inside of the skull.

00:33:41.680 Yeah.

00:33:42.340 He smashes a skull

00:33:43.520 and then he points at it

00:33:45.400 and like in the back

00:33:46.580 of the skull

00:33:47.060 there was like three dimples

00:33:48.180 and he said...

00:33:49.340 I can't remember what his name...

00:33:50.180 He's like,

00:33:50.740 these three dimples

00:33:51.500 make niggas retarded.

00:33:53.000 No, no.

00:33:53.420 It was basically like...

00:33:55.000 He was like,

00:33:55.320 you see these three?

00:33:56.440 This is in the...

00:33:57.820 Like the subject...

00:34:00.780 Like the subjugation

00:34:02.620 part of the brain.

00:34:03.260 Like basically,

00:34:03.760 it makes it easy

00:34:04.280 to subjugate

00:34:04.780 because they have

00:34:05.220 these three dimples.

00:34:06.480 He said,

00:34:06.780 if you smash open my head,

00:34:08.300 like I won't have

00:34:08.960 these three dimples.

00:34:09.720 I'm a white man.

00:34:10.580 Whereas every black dude,

00:34:11.740 you have these...

00:34:12.580 And I've always wondered,

00:34:13.200 I was like,

00:34:13.420 is that real?

00:34:14.360 That's interesting, yeah.

00:34:15.420 I've never...

00:34:15.640 It would be really funny

00:34:16.800 if that's like...

00:34:17.880 I've embraced it as the truth

00:34:19.300 but I don't know

00:34:19.980 that it's actually true.

00:34:21.160 It was a great scene though.

00:34:22.140 I'm going viral again

00:34:25.060 for like more

00:34:25.940 like racist

00:34:27.640 black people shit

00:34:29.380 and it's just like...

00:34:31.140 I know,

00:34:31.580 but as I go more

00:34:33.080 and more viral about it,

00:34:34.040 I'll play the video,

00:34:34.800 but...

00:34:35.140 Look.

00:34:35.980 Oh, this is a funny video.

00:34:36.740 This is how we should

00:34:37.160 all be in society.

00:34:38.840 All together,

00:34:39.480 all united.

00:34:40.800 Without fights

00:34:41.400 or arguments.

00:34:45.060 And so,

00:34:46.220 yeah, whatever.

00:34:46.560 No way it's mixing.

00:34:50.740 So, there's a lot of...

00:34:51.840 Oh, shit.

00:34:52.220 What's going on here?

00:34:53.600 I want to point out

00:34:55.180 that I've seen

00:34:55.860 that you've started

00:34:56.960 taking from Instagram.

00:34:57.860 Do the Karen on

00:34:57.880 and Harlan's one next.

00:34:58.560 Go ahead.

00:34:58.940 Why?

00:34:59.240 Yes, I've started

00:34:59.760 taking from Instagram.

00:35:00.260 But anyway...

00:35:01.020 You're welcome.

00:35:01.880 There's a lot of views on this

00:35:03.340 and the last one

00:35:04.400 I went viral for

00:35:05.060 was also like

00:35:05.840 black people doing shit,

00:35:07.020 like black people

00:35:07.760 pouring Henny on their legs

00:35:08.640 and I started really thinking

00:35:09.640 like,

00:35:10.280 is it something like

00:35:11.440 in the physiognomy

00:35:12.920 that is causing the behavior?

00:35:14.700 But then I thought about

00:35:15.560 like melanin

00:35:16.220 and this might not be

00:35:17.180 an original thought

00:35:17.960 but they have

00:35:19.960 a lot more melanin

00:35:21.020 than white people.

00:35:21.960 Perhaps melanin

00:35:22.780 is like poisoning.

00:35:24.960 No, no.

00:35:25.980 Exactly.

00:35:26.540 But like,

00:35:26.860 what if there's something

00:35:27.480 to this compound?

00:35:28.720 That's like a walnut sauce,

00:35:30.540 right?

00:35:30.780 There is something to melanin.

00:35:33.700 Yeah, there's another one.

00:35:35.500 What was funny

00:35:36.420 is that

00:35:36.960 alcohol is terrible

00:35:39.040 for your skin.

00:35:40.500 Yeah.

00:35:41.160 What the fuck

00:35:41.420 is going on there?

00:35:42.060 It's pretty awful.

00:35:42.560 It's going to dehydrate

00:35:43.560 that shit.

00:35:44.020 That one's got like

00:35:45.220 that one's got like

00:35:45.780 fucking six million views

00:35:46.980 or something like that.

00:35:48.200 And it's like,

00:35:48.720 I just said,

00:35:49.280 I don't know.

00:35:50.040 Dude, that's why

00:35:50.480 black people's skin

00:35:51.360 is so ashy

00:35:52.180 because they like

00:35:52.920 douse it in Hennessy.

00:35:53.340 You're putting Hennessy on it.

00:35:54.520 Yeah.

00:35:54.740 Yeah, drying it out.

00:35:56.400 That makes sense.

00:35:56.760 It's just bitch

00:35:56.900 who had fucking

00:35:57.560 Kraft singles on her shins

00:35:58.640 and they're just

00:35:59.000 pouring Henny on it.

00:35:59.680 I don't understand

00:36:00.080 what you're talking about.

00:36:02.120 I assume though

00:36:03.060 some sort of like

00:36:03.580 gold wrap or some shit.

00:36:05.100 Bro, it is so funny

00:36:06.200 to watch the,

00:36:06.900 we've watched it before

00:36:08.100 but the pouring out parties

00:36:09.980 where they want to show

00:36:11.680 their wealth

00:36:12.220 by just buying

00:36:13.380 really expensive bottles

00:36:14.840 of whiskey and bourbon

00:36:15.900 and then pouring them

00:36:17.080 out on the ground.

00:36:18.240 Yeah, on the separate

00:36:18.720 size of the club.

00:36:19.740 Yeah, to show

00:36:20.640 that they don't care

00:36:21.760 about the money

00:36:22.420 that they're spending.

00:36:23.460 It's so,

00:36:23.880 I love it.

00:36:24.420 I can't get enough

00:36:25.680 of that kind of contest.

00:36:26.860 Pessing and property,

00:36:28.200 you know,

00:36:28.500 preparing for future generations.

00:36:30.420 They stole the bottle.

00:36:31.740 They stole the bottle.

00:36:32.760 They're pouring out.

00:36:33.980 I hear they take place

00:36:34.940 only on the 1st and 15th

00:36:36.300 of every month.

00:36:37.200 They literally like,

00:36:39.380 they open up like a body

00:36:40.960 of Pappy Van Winkle

00:36:41.800 and then they just like,

00:36:43.400 boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

00:36:44.240 And they're just like,

00:36:44.700 I don't think they're doing it

00:36:45.480 with Pappy.

00:36:46.000 They don't know

00:36:46.300 what the fuck Pappy is.

00:36:47.580 They're doing it

00:36:48.300 with like the fucking

00:36:49.100 Hennessy XO

00:36:50.240 or whatever the fuck it is.

00:36:51.360 Yeah, but they're paying

00:36:52.140 they're paying

00:36:52.820 Pappy money though.

00:36:54.000 They're also doing that

00:36:54.820 with the

00:36:55.280 They'll drop like

00:36:57.540 two grand on a bottle.

00:36:58.800 Yeah, they'll grab

00:36:59.320 the Ace of Spades.

00:37:00.200 Ace of Spades,

00:37:00.740 I think it's $1,000

00:37:01.500 or $2,000.

00:37:02.580 It's a champagne

00:37:03.200 and they'll pour that shit out.

00:37:04.940 It comes in like a black bottle.

00:37:05.240 Yeah, but they're buying it

00:37:06.260 they're buying it at a club.

00:37:08.000 So it's not $2,000.

00:37:09.740 It's even more, yeah.

00:37:10.700 It's like $40,000.

00:37:12.180 It's like $40,000.

00:37:12.600 Throwing out for Lil Rob.

00:37:13.580 He was always robbing shit.

00:37:17.740 Stupid.

00:37:18.820 Anyway, whatever.

00:37:19.660 So these black people,

00:37:20.300 I just don't understand

00:37:21.340 the culture.

00:37:21.860 Like the more and more

00:37:22.800 I see it

00:37:23.360 and then I see black people

00:37:24.740 commenting on it too

00:37:26.000 and they're kind of like

00:37:27.140 they're like,

00:37:27.880 nah, man,

00:37:28.400 this nigga got the henny

00:37:29.240 on the legs.

00:37:29.980 Aw, shit.

00:37:31.900 Mama got the henny

00:37:32.800 on the legs?

00:37:33.680 Shit.

00:37:34.640 Shit.

00:37:35.300 I like when they just do

00:37:36.640 so it's been going viral

00:37:38.020 because it gets

00:37:38.440 into black Twitter

00:37:39.020 and I like when they just

00:37:40.080 put like two smiley faces

00:37:41.420 like with the squinty eyes.

00:37:42.920 That's it.

00:37:43.480 And I'm like,

00:37:43.840 what kind of fucking

00:37:44.420 response is that?

00:37:45.520 Like do you agree?

00:37:46.320 Black people,

00:37:47.040 they love French sounding shit.

00:37:49.720 They love like

00:37:50.240 Kevassie.

00:37:51.080 Yeah.

00:37:51.480 Yeah.

00:37:51.800 And that's fucking

00:37:52.300 Is there something to that?

00:37:53.400 Do they just think

00:37:54.000 it sounds expensive?

00:37:55.320 Sounds expensive.

00:37:55.780 Sounds fancy.

00:37:57.040 Well, it's also Buster Rhymes

00:37:58.060 because Buster Rhymes

00:37:58.740 popularized Kevassie.

00:38:00.180 Remember he had that song?

00:38:02.180 Pass a Kevassie.

00:38:03.020 Kevassie actually like

00:38:05.880 fucking, you know,

00:38:07.140 put out a cease and desist

00:38:08.500 or something.

00:38:08.860 They're like,

00:38:09.440 can niggers please

00:38:10.060 stop fucking drinking

00:38:10.940 our liquor in music videos?

00:38:12.880 It's really...

00:38:13.460 In the early days,

00:38:15.000 in the early days,

00:38:16.060 like a lot of liquor companies

00:38:17.540 were like,

00:38:17.840 yo, don't...

00:38:19.180 They're like,

00:38:19.780 don't associate my shit

00:38:20.760 with this nigger shit.

00:38:22.000 Now they're like,

00:38:22.660 yo, like they know

00:38:23.620 it's mad money

00:38:24.260 because these guys

00:38:24.920 are just fucking...

00:38:25.960 But before they're like,

00:38:26.800 cease this niggery.

00:38:27.660 I don't fucking...

00:38:28.260 I don't want to associate

00:38:29.080 you.

00:38:29.260 I guess also niggers

00:38:33.160 in Paris fucking like,

00:38:34.820 I don't know.

00:38:35.240 I guess that also added to it.

00:38:36.900 They just like...

00:38:37.480 Don Perignon.

00:38:38.260 Yeah.

00:38:38.720 All this shit.

00:38:39.420 All this shit.

00:38:40.200 I'm talking about the days

00:38:41.140 of like Nelly.

00:38:41.840 Like, you're too young

00:38:42.640 for this shit.

00:38:43.280 When Nelly was out

00:38:44.040 and he was making music videos

00:38:45.380 at like the country fair.

00:38:46.860 Let's see.

00:38:47.380 When was past the Kevassie?

00:38:48.700 Past the Kevassie.

00:38:50.180 I was like...

00:38:50.800 I got niggers.

00:38:53.960 Nineties.

00:38:54.500 Nineties, right?

00:38:55.260 No, dude.

00:38:56.380 Honestly,

00:38:57.160 this is gonna...

00:38:58.620 This can't be it.

00:39:00.000 Hold on.

00:39:00.360 Wait, let me see.

00:39:00.980 Man, I'm loving the commitment

00:39:01.960 from our producer.

00:39:03.240 The French ran out

00:39:03.880 of all the blacks

00:39:04.360 out of the country

00:39:04.840 just to capitalize

00:39:05.400 on disgusting liquor sales.

00:39:06.780 Genius.

00:39:07.320 That is genius.

00:39:08.260 It is.

00:39:09.520 Put them somewhere else

00:39:11.720 and then sell shit to them.

00:39:13.520 It's like, duh.

00:39:14.660 2002.

00:39:15.540 It was 2002.

00:39:16.520 It was past the Kevassie.

00:39:17.400 I thought it was late night.

00:39:17.720 Put their cheese on the leg.

00:39:18.520 Yeah, all right.

00:39:19.420 Yeah, how are they supposed

00:39:19.980 to think they're fancy

00:39:20.700 if that's what they're around?

00:39:21.580 If I'm not mistaken,

00:39:22.540 even Ciroc

00:39:23.940 has like an accent mark

00:39:26.060 over the C at the end.

00:39:27.200 And I think it is like

00:39:28.220 it's a French kind of deal.

00:39:28.940 It's from Jay-Z makes it.

00:39:30.920 Or one of those...

00:39:32.440 P. Diddy,

00:39:33.140 the fucking F.C.

00:39:33.900 They'll throw an asterisk

00:39:34.520 on that motherfucker.

00:39:35.460 They'll think it's fancy.

00:39:36.200 Hell yeah, bro.

00:39:37.080 Don't eat that shit up.

00:39:38.300 They love.

00:39:39.740 P. Diddy's not French?

00:39:41.080 P. Diddy ain't French.

00:39:43.240 P. Diddy.

00:39:43.980 He's not fucking French.

00:39:45.460 P. Diddy fucks kids,

00:39:46.620 but he's not French.

00:39:47.840 No.

00:39:48.200 All right?

00:39:48.640 You're not gonna fool me.

00:39:50.060 Spiritually French.

00:39:50.900 Or Haitian.

00:39:51.440 I don't know if he's black.

00:39:51.660 He looks like a French black man.

00:39:53.220 I don't know why.

00:39:54.100 Yeah, Ciroc is Diddy.

00:39:55.520 Ciroc's the one that fucking...

00:39:56.740 He does kind of look

00:39:57.380 a little French.

00:39:57.800 What a piece of shit Diddy is.

00:39:59.840 Yeah.

00:40:00.160 Imagine.

00:40:00.740 Does Diddy like...

00:40:02.220 Do people buy it anymore then?

00:40:04.460 Yeah.

00:40:04.920 People don't give a fuck.

00:40:05.700 People don't have any values

00:40:06.740 or morals.

00:40:07.320 This dude buttfucked

00:40:08.140 Justin Bieber in the club.

00:40:11.140 Diddy's a type of dude...

00:40:12.340 I bet you were asking me

00:40:13.300 if he did.

00:40:13.740 I was like,

00:40:14.020 yeah, Diddy did.

00:40:15.160 If Diddy was like this,

00:40:16.640 if Diddy was like,

00:40:17.340 yo,

00:40:18.040 I want Tower Gang

00:40:19.080 to come over to my yacht

00:40:20.320 and film an episode

00:40:21.360 and then like play...

00:40:22.680 Like,

00:40:22.980 it would be a great opportunity.

00:40:24.440 Imagine.

00:40:25.120 I wouldn't do it.

00:40:26.280 I would not fucking do it.

00:40:27.320 Don't get the fuck out of here.

00:40:27.880 I have no fun.

00:40:28.940 Real quick.

00:40:29.680 If we're going as a gang,

00:40:31.380 if we're going as a gang,

00:40:32.320 we can plan it out.

00:40:33.320 Like,

00:40:33.400 we can't give him fucking

00:40:34.560 cold, super sweet buttches.

00:40:35.260 We can have knives

00:40:35.960 in our pockets and shit.

00:40:36.920 We're giving him toad.

00:40:38.240 We're giving him toad.

00:40:38.740 You can't fuck up Diddy

00:40:40.080 on his own yacht.

00:40:40.860 You think he doesn't have

00:40:41.640 like arm security,

00:40:43.020 big giant gorilla niggers?

00:40:44.520 This yacht will explode, homie.

00:40:47.200 Ten seconds

00:40:47.900 if you put that in my ass.

00:40:50.180 Get some of that.

00:40:50.640 I told you that.

00:40:51.380 We won't stop.

00:40:52.080 I thought I told you that.

00:40:52.960 We won't stop.

00:40:55.080 Imagine that.

00:40:55.860 Oh my God.

00:40:56.460 No,

00:40:56.660 I would never.

00:40:58.040 And it would blow

00:40:58.520 the show up.

00:40:59.040 Is there no like

00:41:00.580 number

00:41:02.160 that you would just be like

00:41:03.520 Can you imagine

00:41:05.500 if the whole gang

00:41:06.740 goes on there

00:41:07.520 and they try to like

00:41:08.340 rape us

00:41:08.920 but we like snuck in

00:41:10.420 like plastic knives

00:41:11.680 and shit

00:41:12.000 and kill them all.

00:41:13.160 Plastic knives.

00:41:14.680 There's ways.

00:41:15.960 There's all sorts of ways

00:41:16.800 to get around.

00:41:17.100 They're going to have

00:41:17.120 like guns.

00:41:18.380 Here's the thing.

00:41:19.220 You just

00:41:19.400 put a knife out there.

00:41:20.780 There's five things out there.

00:41:21.980 We can be ready.

00:41:22.620 Time out.

00:41:23.600 Time out for a second.

00:41:24.680 Nephilim death squad time.

00:41:25.580 Here's the thing

00:41:26.000 what you don't understand

00:41:27.220 about Diddy.

00:41:28.080 You don't just kill

00:41:29.680 somebody who the devil

00:41:31.060 has appointed

00:41:31.780 in these high positions,

00:41:33.640 dude.

00:41:34.160 This is like an anime

00:41:35.220 where they transform

00:41:35.920 into something else.

00:41:37.280 I'm hiding.

00:41:37.920 This isn't even

00:41:38.500 my vital form.

00:41:40.000 This is what you do.

00:41:40.940 This is what you do.

00:41:41.960 You hide a knife

00:41:45.700 in your prison wallet.

00:41:47.200 Yeah.

00:41:48.460 It can't be metal

00:41:49.980 because they might

00:41:50.600 have metal detectors.

00:41:51.480 Oh,

00:41:51.620 you sit on his lap?

00:41:53.180 And no,

00:41:54.200 and then he tries

00:41:54.880 to fuck you.

00:41:55.480 He puts his dick

00:41:56.320 in your ass

00:41:56.920 and he gets it

00:41:57.560 all cut up.

00:41:58.620 I'm talking

00:41:59.240 straight in the dick hole.

00:42:01.220 Oh, okay.

00:42:01.820 Yeah.

00:42:02.020 And then you have to

00:42:02.760 push back into him.

00:42:03.760 You have to

00:42:04.080 it takes one

00:42:05.360 jump up and down

00:42:06.500 on his torso.

00:42:07.740 I like how in

00:42:08.420 Jose's scenario

00:42:09.380 we kill him

00:42:11.940 well before this happens

00:42:13.100 but in Cole's scenario

00:42:14.200 he's like,

00:42:14.600 no,

00:42:14.740 but we still fuck

00:42:15.360 a little bit.

00:42:17.960 It's real deep

00:42:20.100 up in your prison wallet.

00:42:21.120 You gotta hit it

00:42:22.300 four times

00:42:23.020 before it comes out.

00:42:25.000 It should be so bad.

00:42:25.820 It's like,

00:42:26.060 Diddy just has

00:42:26.500 a small dick.

00:42:27.400 You're like,

00:42:27.600 what the fuck?

00:42:28.540 I've never fucking

00:42:29.500 reached my prison wallet.

00:42:31.820 I put a foot deep

00:42:32.920 in my ass.

00:42:33.600 I thought he was

00:42:34.120 going to have

00:42:34.420 a big one.

00:42:35.400 He just comes in you

00:42:36.300 and then he's like,

00:42:36.840 yeah,

00:42:37.060 fucking bad boys

00:42:37.740 for life.

00:42:38.600 And then he leaves you

00:42:39.200 and you're like,

00:42:39.560 the fucking knife bussy

00:42:40.940 never came out.

00:42:41.680 It's like,

00:42:42.120 hey,

00:42:43.200 Diddy's going to have

00:42:43.680 to ass fuck you

00:42:44.700 but he has

00:42:45.520 a micropenis.

00:42:48.660 This is a tower game

00:42:49.660 question.

00:42:50.200 He has a micropenis

00:42:51.260 and he also

00:42:51.700 to get what?

00:42:53.860 You can clench

00:42:54.660 your cheeks

00:42:55.140 and he's not even

00:42:55.680 getting the butthole

00:42:56.300 at that point.

00:42:57.300 You're just

00:42:57.580 giving it a handy

00:42:58.460 with your ass cheeks.

00:42:59.760 The same fame

00:43:00.500 of everybody else

00:43:01.120 that he fucked.

00:43:02.220 So Justin Bieber,

00:43:03.340 like the same

00:43:04.620 kind of fame.

00:43:05.940 Nah,

00:43:06.240 that comes with

00:43:06.660 fucking demons,

00:43:07.600 dude.

00:43:07.880 You don't want

00:43:08.220 the demons.

00:43:08.800 Justin Bieber's

00:43:09.420 got demons,

00:43:10.300 bro.

00:43:11.480 It's a micropenis.

00:43:12.760 He doesn't enter

00:43:13.280 the butthole.

00:43:13.720 You just got to

00:43:14.440 clench your cheeks.

00:43:15.140 No,

00:43:15.180 but there's a

00:43:15.540 ritual aspect to it.

00:43:16.720 The butthole's

00:43:17.900 the fucking brutal.

00:43:18.500 When you get

00:43:18.660 cum and shit,

00:43:20.300 cum and shit

00:43:20.900 when they mix

00:43:21.380 together,

00:43:21.820 cum and shit

00:43:22.280 and if there's

00:43:22.660 a little bit

00:43:22.880 of blood in there,

00:43:23.480 you get a cocktail

00:43:24.200 that demons go.

00:43:24.360 Oh,

00:43:24.660 just the shit residue

00:43:25.840 on the outside

00:43:26.640 of the butt

00:43:27.000 would be enough

00:43:27.480 to activate

00:43:28.260 the demonic shit?

00:43:29.680 And also,

00:43:30.140 you don't know

00:43:30.460 what he's,

00:43:30.940 you know,

00:43:31.320 he might have

00:43:31.800 a demon in him.

00:43:32.540 Diddy's got

00:43:32.800 that demon in him

00:43:33.480 and shit.

00:43:33.820 He's fucking

00:43:34.200 passing it to your

00:43:34.920 pussy.

00:43:35.380 He's got that dog

00:43:35.940 in him.

00:43:36.520 He's got that dog

00:43:37.220 in him,

00:43:37.500 baby.

00:43:37.680 You don't want that.

00:43:38.160 I got Jesus Christ

00:43:39.300 in my butthole.

00:43:39.980 He'll save me.

00:43:41.040 No,

00:43:41.300 Jesus Christ ain't

00:43:43.060 there,

00:43:43.360 man.

00:43:43.940 I mean,

00:43:45.280 I got the

00:43:45.900 iron man in a

00:43:47.020 knife.

00:43:47.080 He's screaming

00:43:47.640 the power of Christ

00:43:48.460 compels you

00:43:48.980 as he's getting

00:43:49.360 buttfucked.

00:43:50.980 Does it make you

00:43:51.860 so if he does it,

00:43:52.600 you're bad boys

00:43:53.100 for life?

00:43:53.540 Like,

00:43:53.660 that's it.

00:43:54.020 You're all the way

00:43:54.580 in.

00:43:54.900 I don't know

00:43:55.180 what you get.

00:43:55.960 He just gives you

00:43:56.380 a shiny jacket

00:43:57.220 and a yacht

00:43:57.600 and it's

00:43:58.100 off.

00:43:58.840 This is why

00:43:59.320 your parents don't

00:43:59.900 know about the show,

00:44:00.620 Cole.

00:44:00.940 Thank God.

00:44:06.180 This is why

00:44:09.180 I shaved my butthole.

00:44:10.340 It's in preparation

00:44:11.000 for being on

00:44:11.640 P. Diddy's yacht

00:44:12.400 and knowing that

00:44:12.900 he's going to try

00:44:13.320 to ass rape me.

00:44:14.200 I just want his dick

00:44:14.920 to get all tore up.

00:44:16.440 Yeah,

00:44:16.680 you got to time it

00:44:17.480 so that it grows out

00:44:18.240 just a little bit.

00:44:18.680 Next question.

00:44:19.660 I'm going to put

00:44:22.680 the world's smallest

00:44:23.540 Bible in my asshole

00:44:24.660 and so whenever

00:44:25.260 it touches Diddy's cock

00:44:26.380 it burns him.

00:44:27.700 Tuck that bad boy

00:44:28.680 up in there.

00:44:29.880 Just the world's

00:44:30.960 smallest Bible

00:44:31.800 and like a little

00:44:32.560 vial of holy water

00:44:33.660 and he'll be like

00:44:35.180 ass fucking in there.

00:44:35.900 Now my lower

00:44:36.560 intestines are obstructed.

00:44:38.140 Were we answering

00:44:38.940 a mailbag question

00:44:39.860 that whole time?

00:44:40.640 No,

00:44:41.080 that wasn't anything

00:44:41.660 to do with mailbag.

00:44:42.080 It was a question

00:44:43.160 sort of.

00:44:43.800 It was a statement.

00:44:45.380 Alright,

00:44:45.760 Toad,

00:44:46.020 go.

00:44:46.200 I use lube

00:44:47.780 made out of holy water.

00:44:49.400 Perfect.

00:44:50.460 Toad,

00:44:50.820 if you don't go

00:44:51.300 I'm going to play a video.

00:44:52.700 Alright,

00:44:53.000 would you rather

00:44:53.580 be sounded by

00:44:54.300 Carrie Ann Harlow

00:44:54.940 so I get a blowjob

00:44:55.580 from Chase Oliver?

00:44:56.800 Now,

00:44:57.160 I want to say

00:44:57.820 throw out the political

00:44:58.620 people because

00:44:59.040 who fucking cares?

00:45:00.100 The point is

00:45:00.500 would you rather

00:45:00.900 get sounded by a chick

00:45:01.940 or get your dick

00:45:02.980 sucked by a gay dude?

00:45:04.540 What's sounding?

00:45:05.120 Sounding is a gay fetish

00:45:07.540 where they put shit

00:45:08.140 in your dick hole.

00:45:09.140 Yeah,

00:45:09.360 but here's the problem.

00:45:09.720 Oh,

00:45:09.800 hell no,

00:45:10.480 baby.

00:45:10.900 Yep,

00:45:11.180 I'd rather be gay.

00:45:12.180 Here's the problem.

00:45:12.760 I'd rather be gay.

00:45:13.800 No,

00:45:13.940 I'd rather be gay

00:45:15.140 because here's the problem.

00:45:16.380 It's going to be

00:45:16.840 way less painful

00:45:18.040 but the problem is

00:45:18.640 because it's Karen Ann

00:45:19.640 it's going to be

00:45:20.120 she's going to be sounding

00:45:20.900 She's going to say

00:45:21.340 Bob Dylan.

00:45:21.800 Of course,

00:45:22.720 I knew it.

00:45:23.440 You were going to bring up

00:45:24.100 that fucking

00:45:24.820 pink haired bitch.

00:45:26.540 Yeah,

00:45:27.040 that's why I said

00:45:27.680 throw it out.

00:45:28.080 Who cares?

00:45:28.300 I shouldn't have used

00:45:28.780 that mail back.

00:45:30.580 Don't they pay you guys?

00:45:33.080 I thought your autism

00:45:33.840 could just get by

00:45:34.640 and just approach

00:45:35.300 the hypothetical

00:45:35.760 as just girl sounding

00:45:37.820 or fucking blowjob.

00:45:40.300 What was the other thing?

00:45:41.000 Or get a blowjob

00:45:42.460 from Chase Oliver.

00:45:43.320 I mean,

00:45:43.940 at least one of them

00:45:44.700 will feel good

00:45:45.720 and it's kind of funny.

00:45:48.700 You don't know though.

00:45:49.940 Maybe sounding

00:45:50.740 is better than we realize.

00:45:52.020 A lot of people don't.

00:45:53.440 The other reason

00:45:54.160 why you take the

00:45:54.820 getting a blowjob

00:45:55.960 from a dude

00:45:56.680 not only is it

00:45:58.120 obviously going to

00:45:58.600 feel way better

00:45:59.260 but you're in the

00:46:00.060 dominant position there.

00:46:01.160 You're making this

00:46:01.840 other dude suck your dick.

00:46:04.560 I guess.

00:46:05.400 If you're getting sounded

00:46:06.540 you're getting fucking

00:46:07.200 dominated.

00:46:08.000 I don't know.

00:46:08.540 I think if any guy

00:46:09.600 sucks my dick

00:46:10.360 I'm not making him.

00:46:11.900 He's doing it

00:46:12.460 to me forcefully.

00:46:13.320 My dick hole thing

00:46:13.820 feels good.

00:46:15.760 It seems like it would

00:46:16.780 burn really bad

00:46:18.360 if you stuck

00:46:18.820 something in my d-hole.

00:46:19.980 I'd rather be

00:46:20.940 getting my dick stuck

00:46:21.860 my butt fucked

00:46:22.520 than shit in my dick hole.

00:46:24.060 Yeah.

00:46:25.300 Y'all had a catheter, right?

00:46:26.940 That's the last hole

00:46:29.240 anything's ever going in.

00:46:30.660 I'm with Jose on that.

00:46:31.400 That's scary.

00:46:31.900 I would go

00:46:33.000 blowjob from Chase Oliver

00:46:34.380 ass raped by P. Diddy

00:46:36.240 then sounded last.

00:46:39.720 Yeah.

00:46:41.160 Have y'all had a catheter?

00:46:42.700 Have y'all had a catheter?

00:46:43.340 This is more of like

00:46:44.140 this type of question.

00:46:44.960 That sounds god awful.

00:46:49.760 That's what that is.

00:46:51.060 It's technically not gay

00:46:52.400 but it's worse

00:46:53.100 than all the gay shit.

00:46:55.020 Isn't that gay?

00:46:56.840 If it's by a chick

00:46:57.460 technically no

00:46:58.180 but it's still

00:46:58.820 But you're getting

00:46:59.020 penetrated.

00:47:00.600 I'm still not

00:47:01.200 but it's by a chick.

00:47:02.500 Then it's getting

00:47:03.060 a catheter gay.

00:47:03.680 Some things are worse

00:47:04.440 than being gay.

00:47:05.500 Do people come

00:47:06.380 from being sounded?

00:47:07.940 Yeah.

00:47:12.420 Oh bro

00:47:13.360 what the fuck?

00:47:16.940 I believe him.

00:47:19.000 I believe him too.

00:47:22.520 It's crazy

00:47:23.320 the chat.

00:47:24.060 There's so many people

00:47:24.540 in the chat

00:47:24.780 that are like

00:47:24.980 it's really not that bad.

00:47:25.840 It's actually pretty great.

00:47:26.740 Dude what the fuck

00:47:27.660 is wrong with you guys?

00:47:28.560 Y'all are way over

00:47:29.620 playing sounding.

00:47:30.720 No I'm not.

00:47:32.000 Something going

00:47:32.680 in my dick hole

00:47:33.180 sounds way worse

00:47:33.920 than something going

00:47:34.460 in my butthole.

00:47:34.840 That sounds painful.

00:47:35.820 I've seen like

00:47:36.700 there's like a

00:47:37.460 That's making me

00:47:38.020 squeeze my dick

00:47:38.640 right now.

00:47:39.040 Not of sounding

00:47:39.500 but of like

00:47:41.620 they have like

00:47:43.260 incremental

00:47:43.900 like the same thing

00:47:44.640 with like gauges

00:47:45.180 for your ears

00:47:45.860 like where you get

00:47:46.780 different sizes

00:47:47.420 and it starts out

00:47:48.000 really small.

00:47:49.020 That's the same thing

00:47:49.700 with sounding.

00:47:50.260 They'll start off

00:47:50.700 like a really small thing

00:47:52.480 and they put that up there

00:47:53.500 and they incrementally

00:47:54.640 get bigger and bigger.

00:47:55.940 Yeah I saw a dude

00:47:56.780 fucking another dude's

00:47:57.700 penis hole.

00:47:58.060 It's like David's ears.

00:47:59.800 I saw David

00:48:00.600 we were at the lake

00:48:02.000 we were at the lake

00:48:02.840 this weekend

00:48:03.360 and David

00:48:04.020 David had his

00:48:05.540 fucking ear holes out

00:48:07.060 they were just like

00:48:07.880 fucking all long

00:48:08.880 and shit

00:48:09.100 I was like

00:48:09.380 they weren't long

00:48:10.520 they just sounded out

00:48:11.120 they do look like

00:48:11.580 buttholes

00:48:12.100 they look like

00:48:13.260 little buttholes

00:48:13.980 yo you know what

00:48:15.420 I realized though

00:48:16.060 you guys went

00:48:16.580 into the pool

00:48:17.040 with Top right

00:48:17.720 this nigga can't swim

00:48:19.480 so we went to the river

00:48:21.340 and he didn't get in

00:48:22.600 the whole time

00:48:23.100 he said he had

00:48:23.480 a sinus thing going on

00:48:24.520 and I realized

00:48:25.020 it's because

00:48:25.460 the deepest part of the river

00:48:26.660 is like 12 to 15 feet

00:48:28.260 and there's a current

00:48:29.020 I don't think he can swim

00:48:30.480 this nigga won't get in

00:48:31.820 it makes sense

00:48:32.880 because every time

00:48:33.520 I was in the pool

00:48:34.140 and he'd be like

00:48:34.980 nah I don't really

00:48:35.860 and then he would get in

00:48:37.040 and he would stay

00:48:37.940 on the shallow side

00:48:39.560 and I was always wondering

00:48:41.040 why

00:48:41.380 this nigga can't swim

00:48:42.240 think about it

00:48:42.600 he grows up in Coney Island

00:48:43.880 which is probably like

00:48:44.920 per capita

00:48:45.700 the number one place

00:48:47.120 with the least amount

00:48:47.800 of actual swimmers

00:48:48.780 in America

00:48:50.040 even though they're coastal

00:48:51.280 they're right there

00:48:51.940 black people can't swim

00:48:53.000 he grows up around black people

00:48:54.800 but Todd hated them so much

00:48:56.520 wouldn't that have

00:48:57.060 it's because he fucking

00:48:58.860 he realizes that there's

00:49:00.540 aspects of himself

00:49:01.620 I'll tell you what it is

00:49:01.660 this is what it is

00:49:03.260 here's what it is

00:49:04.640 you guys are poor

00:49:06.060 you guys are poor

00:49:07.640 I don't swim in bodies of water

00:49:09.580 that I don't own

00:49:11.000 no so when you swim

00:49:13.060 it's like you're like

00:49:14.120 oh we swim

00:49:15.260 I have a pool

00:49:16.420 I swim when I feel like it

00:49:19.380 there was manatees

00:49:20.500 in the water

00:49:20.960 and David I doggy paddle

00:49:21.640 a couple feet

00:49:22.280 David

00:49:22.600 I guarantee

00:49:23.880 I don't talk shit like this

00:49:25.580 but I guarantee you

00:49:26.900 I'd out fucking swim you

00:49:28.340 I used to swim like

00:49:29.140 into the ocean

00:49:30.000 I used to swim past the buoy

00:49:31.940 into the ocean

00:49:32.660 and Coney Island

00:49:33.360 and fucking back

00:49:34.080 sinking to the bottom

00:49:35.140 crouching and then

00:49:36.020 jumping back up

00:49:36.920 and breathing

00:49:37.520 is not swimming

00:49:38.420 that's not swimming

00:49:39.020 that's just bouncing

00:49:39.660 through the ocean

00:49:40.360 you need to

00:49:41.220 there's no way

00:49:41.840 you're out swimming me

00:49:42.580 I'm a better swimmer than you

00:49:44.020 you're not a better

00:49:44.520 this dude's legitimately

00:49:46.040 an island Mexican

00:49:47.060 like he's a first generation

00:49:48.460 American

00:49:48.980 he was afraid of the river

00:49:50.200 there was manatee

00:49:51.040 in the river

00:49:51.580 there was a tremendous amount

00:49:52.600 of manatee in the river

00:49:53.240 he said yeah

00:49:53.660 don't fucking care

00:49:54.340 and it wasn't

00:49:55.060 he did care

00:49:55.780 he just

00:49:56.380 yeah see

00:49:57.360 Owen Benjamin knows

00:49:58.340 what's up bro

00:49:59.040 he knows that you're black

00:50:00.280 no no no

00:50:01.080 I'm dead serious

00:50:01.980 I'm a better swimmer than you

00:50:03.580 everybody here probably

00:50:04.700 are you Puerto Rican Raven

00:50:06.020 what are you

00:50:06.640 I don't know

00:50:07.740 he's a Frenchman

00:50:08.680 he's a faggot

00:50:09.480 I have some French in me

00:50:10.920 he's literally

00:50:11.600 it's in his bones

00:50:12.740 it's in his DNA

00:50:13.500 it's like the blacks

00:50:14.580 that are on islands

00:50:15.400 like they can swim

00:50:16.840 they're all about that shit

00:50:17.740 in many ways

00:50:18.560 blacks that are on islands

00:50:19.740 that betray his Puerto Rican heritage

00:50:21.340 Jamaica

00:50:21.740 shit like that

00:50:22.560 I don't think

00:50:22.980 Jamaica's gone

00:50:23.720 I had like a very bad sinus infection

00:50:27.640 and like probably running a small fever

00:50:29.620 and in that lake

00:50:31.080 in that

00:50:31.860 I did

00:50:32.660 I read the

00:50:33.300 I saw the documentary on wiki watchie

00:50:35.280 these guys were getting like fucking crazy bacteria

00:50:38.060 because they were in so long

00:50:39.180 and they were getting really sick

00:50:40.740 like brain diseases and shit

00:50:42.440 and I'm like

00:50:42.760 I lied to the people

00:50:44.080 I lied to everybody

00:50:45.140 and it was easy

00:50:46.240 this is crazy

00:50:48.080 that's what I'm fucking saying bro

00:50:49.360 it's exactly what's happening to me right now

00:50:50.820 this is like learning

00:50:51.700 this is like learning that Dave Smith doesn't drive

00:50:54.460 Top doesn't swim

00:50:55.500 holy shit

00:50:55.900 that's really weird that Dave Smith doesn't drive

00:50:57.720 I want to go back

00:50:58.400 that is weird

00:50:59.320 to Jose thinking that black people

00:51:01.840 even on islands

00:51:02.660 are great swimmers

00:51:03.640 you think Dave Smith could drive

00:51:05.180 with those gangly fingers like that

00:51:06.740 Cole you phrased that wrong

00:51:07.960 I know American blacks

00:51:09.380 that is like a true stereotype

00:51:11.240 but if you're talking like

00:51:12.540 like people like

00:51:13.500 I don't know

00:51:14.100 fucking Jamaica

00:51:15.220 Jamaica is the first one I can't mind

00:51:17.920 but there's so many

00:51:18.620 island chains

00:51:19.820 like

00:51:20.080 the Olympics

00:51:22.640 and those motherfuckers live on the water

00:51:24.380 they work on the water

00:51:25.260 like they're just on the water

00:51:26.300 all the fucking time

00:51:26.880 but honestly though

00:51:27.940 wait wait wait

00:51:28.600 they do suck at swimming though

00:51:30.540 like they're not technically good swimmers

00:51:32.420 like

00:51:32.600 even if you see a black dude do UFC

00:51:34.900 like the way he carries himself

00:51:36.640 like do MMA

00:51:37.340 they're still very like weird

00:51:39.040 like even the best of them

00:51:40.420 they're like

00:51:40.700 I've gone on cruises

00:51:42.000 where you go on excursions

00:51:43.080 and you go on like little things

00:51:44.120 it's always black

00:51:45.040 they're black and swimming

00:51:46.140 and they're on the side of the cruise ships

00:51:47.580 dude we literally watched

00:51:49.000 what was it

00:51:49.900 a Jamaican

00:51:50.540 Olympic swimmer

00:51:51.620 we played it on the show

00:51:52.940 he wasn't Jamaican

00:51:53.500 he was African

00:51:54.160 African

00:51:54.760 alright yeah

00:51:55.260 those motherfuckers can't swim

00:51:56.580 especially the ones on the coast

00:51:57.800 no he almost drowned

00:51:59.000 no no he like

00:52:02.320 what the fuck

00:52:04.160 no because

00:52:04.880 the Olympic starts

00:52:06.340 in like two weeks

00:52:07.320 and I want

00:52:08.100 and Jose

00:52:08.560 I'll count

00:52:09.360 I can count

00:52:10.180 how many black swimmers

00:52:11.540 there are

00:52:12.020 from like anywhere

00:52:12.900 you can count

00:52:13.540 probably on one hand

00:52:15.920 yeah I can count

00:52:16.720 to zero

00:52:17.260 oh I've seen this guy before

00:52:20.180 one pound fish

00:52:22.480 one pound fish

00:52:25.140 have a have a look

00:52:26.080 one pound fish

00:52:27.240 have a have a look

00:52:28.300 one pound fish

00:52:29.460 very very good

00:52:30.520 one pound fish

00:52:31.700 very very cheap

00:52:32.820 one pound fish

00:52:33.980 six four five

00:52:35.000 one pound each

00:52:36.200 dog

00:52:36.880 holy shit

00:52:38.180 are we serious right now

00:52:39.220 I've seen remixes of that

00:52:40.520 that is so catchy

00:52:40.860 that's a banger

00:52:41.380 I will say

00:52:42.360 so

00:52:42.640 I can't get it out of my head

00:52:43.860 have y'all seen the videos

00:52:45.660 of the Indian people

00:52:47.140 like

00:52:47.720 one pound fish

00:52:49.220 playing child games

00:52:50.860 to win prizes

00:52:52.120 have y'all seen those

00:52:53.960 oh to win like

00:52:55.240 like rice

00:52:56.500 and shit like that

00:52:57.420 yeah yeah

00:52:57.460 they have a weird thing

00:52:59.080 with being like

00:52:59.860 one pound of rice

00:53:01.660 one pound of fish

00:53:02.880 like it's like very

00:53:03.900 like that's how they deal with it

00:53:05.740 they don't just deal with like

00:53:06.640 I thought it was because of the fish

00:53:07.360 like you remember the

00:53:08.000 Filet-O-Fish song

00:53:09.000 that was like one of the

00:53:10.280 like

00:53:10.500 give me that Filet-O-Fish

00:53:11.820 yeah exactly

00:53:12.540 give me that fish

00:53:13.560 I like the Filet-O-Fish

00:53:14.420 you could not get that thing

00:53:14.880 out of your head

00:53:15.460 yeah the Filet-O-Fish

00:53:16.440 no no but like

00:53:17.200 it's just really fun

00:53:18.600 because they

00:53:19.060 they like

00:53:19.700 like the whole thing

00:53:21.000 is like a

00:53:21.680 two liter

00:53:22.520 edible oil

00:53:23.440 they call it edible oil

00:53:24.500 because like

00:53:25.380 they definitely

00:53:26.540 differentiate from like

00:53:27.600 cooking oil

00:53:28.140 the oil you can eat

00:53:29.060 the oil you can

00:53:30.280 and can't eat

00:53:30.960 it's so fucking funny

00:53:32.280 and they also

00:53:33.100 they call it

00:53:34.160 fragrant rice

00:53:35.040 they don't call it rice

00:53:35.820 they call it fragrant rice

00:53:36.960 like it's like

00:53:37.760 has like

00:53:38.280 I don't know

00:53:38.620 like

00:53:38.900 edible oil

00:53:40.760 yes it's so fucking funny

00:53:42.600 doesn't it aggravate you

00:53:43.780 that these motherfuckers

00:53:44.560 come here and act like

00:53:45.520 they're like

00:53:45.940 shamans and geniuses

00:53:47.640 and white people

00:53:48.440 will be like

00:53:48.960 oh wow

00:53:49.760 he's got so much

00:53:50.520 life experience

00:53:51.340 it's like

00:53:51.760 this motherfucker

00:53:52.440 is a retard

00:53:53.260 dude

00:53:53.740 he's a retard

00:53:54.280 I kind of want

00:53:55.840 to look it up

00:53:56.220 because I can

00:53:56.600 now that I can

00:53:57.200 show you

00:53:57.660 back in my country

00:53:58.540 I was a doctor

00:53:59.300 it's so funny

00:54:01.540 seeing them do

00:54:02.320 like

00:54:02.520 it's literally

00:54:02.740 children's games

00:54:03.640 they set up

00:54:04.180 like weird

00:54:04.800 fucking like

00:54:05.740 mechanical games

00:54:07.560 for them to play

00:54:08.440 and then they give

00:54:09.380 them like a bag

00:54:10.060 of rice

00:54:10.500 and like a

00:54:11.500 like a liter

00:54:12.780 of oil

00:54:13.260 and then they

00:54:14.080 freak the fuck

00:54:15.020 out

00:54:15.260 like they're like

00:54:15.820 yeah

00:54:16.740 they're just like

00:54:17.940 so excited

00:54:18.600 to win

00:54:19.160 like food

00:54:20.560 or like a chair

00:54:23.020 save it for Cole's

00:54:23.720 corner

00:54:23.940 by the way

00:54:24.500 Cole's corner

00:54:25.100 after the day

00:54:26.000 it was

00:54:26.320 it was

00:54:26.620 it was really

00:54:27.100 fun

00:54:27.420 it was pretty good

00:54:27.780 I want to mention

00:54:29.180 this

00:54:29.360 when you left

00:54:30.160 the black woman

00:54:31.640 that we saw

00:54:32.140 that was doing

00:54:32.720 weird like

00:54:33.360 satanic shit

00:54:34.260 remember that

00:54:34.640 she came back

00:54:36.360 it was another one

00:54:37.320 with her in it

00:54:38.220 it was great

00:54:39.620 it was so great

00:54:40.320 wait wait wait

00:54:40.840 is it an old lady

00:54:41.900 that's like

00:54:42.520 coming in the bedroom

00:54:43.280 and she's spitting

00:54:44.180 her grandson

00:54:45.060 no that shit

00:54:45.980 was fucking

00:54:46.520 a little bit like

00:54:47.520 I thought

00:54:48.340 I thought it was

00:54:48.860 a little weird

00:54:49.240 it was

00:54:49.540 yeah

00:54:50.220 when she started

00:54:51.060 doing that

00:54:51.460 I was like

00:54:51.860 oh no

00:54:52.500 she was like

00:54:53.020 at one point

00:54:53.760 she went

00:54:54.020 and I was like

00:54:55.440 that's kind of funny

00:54:56.260 but then she did

00:54:57.020 like some little

00:54:57.560 growling gremlin shit

00:54:58.720 and I was like

00:54:59.080 oh this bitch

00:54:59.640 is possessed

00:55:00.240 I don't know

00:55:01.540 what happened

00:55:01.900 to grandma

00:55:02.260 but she was

00:55:02.740 all fucked up

00:55:03.360 it really

00:55:04.300 fucked me up

00:55:04.960 I was

00:55:05.300 oh did he

00:55:06.200 did he say

00:55:06.640 oh I see

00:55:07.180 top trying to

00:55:07.680 look for something

00:55:08.060 can you bring up

00:55:09.900 that Candace tweet

00:55:10.800 thing I want to

00:55:11.360 talk about that

00:55:11.940 it happened

00:55:12.620 we have to

00:55:13.640 address this

00:55:14.420 nigger faggot

00:55:15.380 till I die

00:55:15.980 almost happened

00:55:16.840 let's be real

00:55:17.340 oh I saw that

00:55:18.300 yeah she fumbled

00:55:19.440 the ball

00:55:19.740 there's no way

00:55:20.260 she did it

00:55:20.780 she watches Tower Gang

00:55:21.920 I mean I'm trying

00:55:22.480 to vamp long enough

00:55:23.160 for Tyler to bring it up

00:55:24.100 the Candace tweet

00:55:25.240 I put it in the

00:55:25.860 production chat

00:55:26.480 alright

00:55:27.820 here we go

00:55:28.560 it's coming

00:55:29.040 alright go to the

00:55:29.980 quoted tweet

00:55:30.500 alright anyone

00:55:31.360 I'll read it real quick

00:55:32.800 anyone familiar with

00:55:33.780 Tower Gang lore

00:55:34.580 is going to be reeling

00:55:35.520 right now

00:55:35.880 alright well thanks

00:55:36.520 man you moved on

00:55:37.120 but alright

00:55:37.660 today I did

00:55:38.460 Con Lemon's podcast

00:55:39.540 and he straight up

00:55:40.460 asked me if I would

00:55:41.140 ever look him in the face

00:55:42.020 and call him a faggot

00:55:42.740 this is Candace Owens

00:55:43.640 I just never thought

00:55:44.740 he'd ask me a question

00:55:45.520 like that so sincerely

00:55:46.580 these are remarkable

00:55:47.820 times we're living in

00:55:48.680 for those who have

00:55:49.460 been here for a long

00:55:50.160 time no we've

00:55:51.660 literally proposed

00:55:52.380 this hypothetical

00:55:53.060 of whether you would

00:55:53.940 call him a faggot

00:55:54.540 I'm pretty sure

00:55:55.180 Mark Vestibule asked

00:55:56.960 yes would you rather

00:55:58.240 call Don Lemon

00:56:01.040 a faggot

00:56:01.680 or a nigger

00:56:02.160 yes Mark Vestibule

00:56:03.640 is a fucking

00:56:04.320 shaman

00:56:05.560 he's a prophet

00:56:06.620 it's crazy

00:56:07.880 here we are a year

00:56:09.260 later

00:56:09.540 it's going to suck

00:56:10.160 when I have to get

00:56:10.720 sounded or blown

00:56:12.360 by a gay dude

00:56:13.080 but it's going to

00:56:13.700 happen apparently

00:56:14.140 I don't think that

00:56:14.600 was Mark Vestibule

00:56:15.060 I think it was

00:56:16.920 no

00:56:17.760 I'm fucked

00:56:18.640 alright

00:56:19.380 but either way

00:56:19.820 no it was

00:56:20.640 it was because

00:56:21.620 Toad said

00:56:22.780 I remember specifically

00:56:23.900 he was like

00:56:24.440 I didn't read that one

00:56:25.560 I almost didn't read it

00:56:25.980 yeah it was the first

00:56:27.060 one last week

00:56:27.680 and I didn't read it

00:56:28.460 I was wrong

00:56:28.880 I had to

00:56:30.480 oh so we read two

00:56:31.440 Mark ones for this one

00:56:32.620 fucking dope

00:56:33.360 I had to think about it again

00:56:34.520 well no

00:56:35.060 so we have an answer

00:56:36.380 to his question now

00:56:37.440 is

00:56:37.740 so if you were to

00:56:39.480 be face to face

00:56:40.920 with Don Lemon

00:56:41.660 you have to call him

00:56:42.860 a nigger or a faggot

00:56:43.940 he just answered that question

00:56:45.440 see I was right

00:56:45.900 go on

00:56:47.000 he

00:56:47.200 no but we read a

00:56:48.420 Mark Vestibule one

00:56:49.360 before

00:56:49.940 yeah I was saying

00:56:50.680 the sounding question

00:56:51.440 was not Mark Vestibule

00:56:52.340 yeah the answer is

00:56:53.760 the answer right there

00:56:54.740 is like

00:56:55.020 if he says

00:56:55.760 so you would call me

00:56:57.220 a faggot to my face

00:56:58.480 that means faggot

00:56:59.260 offends him more

00:57:00.100 right

00:57:00.360 no

00:57:00.720 I would call you

00:57:02.040 a nigger faggot

00:57:03.420 that's how you have

00:57:04.060 to answer that

00:57:04.620 there you go

00:57:05.100 no I think the other one

00:57:06.380 would have been the more

00:57:07.040 imagine if that came

00:57:07.160 from Candace Owen

00:57:07.520 she could deliver that

00:57:09.180 in a way

00:57:09.660 she could break

00:57:10.980 the glass ceiling

00:57:11.560 in a way

00:57:11.800 no one else could

00:57:12.600 if she would have said

00:57:13.440 look them in the eyes

00:57:14.140 I would call you

00:57:14.820 a nigger faggot

00:57:15.440 yes I would have

00:57:16.200 called you a nigger faggot

00:57:17.340 so that I wouldn't

00:57:18.120 waste words

00:57:19.200 that's jiu jitsu right there

00:57:19.680 yeah

00:57:20.080 that's rhetorical jiu jitsu

00:57:21.240 like what are you

00:57:21.820 going to do at that point

00:57:22.520 she's a black woman

00:57:23.400 say no I'd call you

00:57:24.080 a nigger faggot

00:57:24.820 and you're like

00:57:25.140 whoa what do we do here

00:57:26.320 like we're at an impasse

00:57:30.320 and you just won

00:57:30.960 how often do you think

00:57:31.680 Candace Owen says it

00:57:32.760 do you think she says it a lot

00:57:33.980 what nigger or faggot

00:57:35.280 she could sell it so well though

00:57:37.840 because she could play

00:57:38.540 the like yo

00:57:39.120 obviously I don't have

00:57:40.040 a problem with black people

00:57:40.680 it's the niggers

00:57:41.460 and I'm having an issue

00:57:42.100 I feel like she would

00:57:42.760 give out

00:57:43.080 and I think you're one of them

00:57:43.960 I feel like she would

00:57:44.620 give out the pass

00:57:45.320 Candace says faggot a lot

00:57:47.200 at home

00:57:47.560 I'm sure she does

00:57:48.440 she calls her white husband

00:57:51.580 a faggot a lot

00:57:52.140 stop being a fucking faggot

00:57:53.200 and fuck this black pussy

00:57:54.340 and he calls her a nigger

00:57:56.100 he's like shut up nigger

00:58:00.200 and they're fucking

00:58:02.900 Spanish babysitting

00:58:03.940 they're all confused

00:58:04.740 those are their wedding vows

00:58:06.960 actually

00:58:07.340 nigger faggot

00:58:08.220 until we die

00:58:08.960 oh that's a big faggot

00:58:10.900 good for you Toad

00:58:13.960 I've always wondered

00:58:16.000 if you were dating

00:58:17.580 or married to a black chick

00:58:18.840 if you can say that

00:58:20.200 to her during sex

00:58:21.000 you don't

00:58:21.760 you don't get the pass

00:58:22.880 you don't get to do

00:58:23.960 even during sex

00:58:26.300 the nasty shit

00:58:27.680 people say during sex

00:58:28.720 I feel like it's one extreme

00:58:29.560 or the other

00:58:29.980 either you're like

00:58:30.720 a simp bitch

00:58:31.620 that just won't

00:58:32.900 talk about

00:58:34.280 yeah wait a second

00:58:35.180 wait a second guys

00:58:36.720 look at this

00:58:37.320 N-I

00:58:38.560 this is rumble chat

00:58:39.600 G-G

00:58:40.520 Nado Shave Co

00:58:41.960 they're doing it now

00:58:48.680 they're cooking now

00:58:49.720 we got it going

00:58:51.020 oh

00:58:51.580 we got it

00:58:52.720 no

00:58:53.340 Johnny Leach

00:58:55.400 Johnny Leach

00:58:56.440 you nigger fag

00:58:57.440 no

00:58:58.140 Johnny Leach

00:58:58.660 is on YouTube

00:58:59.340 he interrupts

00:59:01.620 he interrupts

00:59:02.320 we need to weaponize

00:59:04.620 this

00:59:04.780 we need to weaponize

00:59:05.380 this

00:59:05.540 we're talking about

00:59:06.500 raiding fucking

00:59:07.220 whatever

00:59:07.660 twitch faggotry

00:59:08.640 or whatever

00:59:09.020 it'd be so hard

00:59:09.780 if we go

00:59:10.040 this is exactly

00:59:10.920 what I do on TLC

00:59:11.840 but on TLC

00:59:12.560 I have a running

00:59:13.260 you can see the chat

00:59:13.960 on the screen

00:59:14.520 so they can interrupt

00:59:15.540 each other

00:59:15.900 from YouTube

00:59:16.360 to rumble

00:59:16.960 it creates a lot

00:59:17.680 of competition

00:59:18.200 honestly

00:59:18.520 they fucking hate

00:59:19.160 each other

00:59:19.900 it's a lot of fun

00:59:20.520 so can you

00:59:21.620 so you don't think

00:59:23.240 like during like

00:59:24.360 the nasty sex shit

00:59:25.340 that people say

00:59:26.080 during sex

00:59:26.540 like you don't think

00:59:27.240 black chicks

00:59:27.960 will ever be like

00:59:28.820 I've seen them

00:59:30.880 I've seen them

00:59:31.680 say like

00:59:32.700 yeah

00:59:33.080 fuck this nigger pussy

00:59:34.460 I've seen it

00:59:35.260 I've seen it

00:59:36.900 what are we talking about here

00:59:37.680 hell yeah twitch

00:59:38.420 who's denying this

00:59:39.380 twitch is just three dudes

00:59:41.660 they get to use

00:59:42.380 the same letters

00:59:43.060 over and over

00:59:43.460 that's okay

00:59:43.880 that's fine

00:59:44.320 you know what

00:59:45.400 we have a fledgling

00:59:46.120 twitch audience

00:59:46.740 so this is your

00:59:47.220 practice time

00:59:47.920 start working your towers

00:59:48.960 as it grows

00:59:49.840 it's like training wheels

00:59:50.520 that's cute

00:59:51.020 alright let's do

00:59:52.200 something crazy

00:59:52.800 we have a rumble chat

00:59:54.020 finish your mailbag

00:59:55.020 no wait wait

00:59:56.400 we have a rumble

00:59:57.740 we have some people

00:59:58.640 in the rumble

00:59:59.140 we have like 10 of them

01:00:00.640 guys hold on

01:00:01.620 hold on

01:00:02.040 people in the rumble

01:00:03.060 you're here

01:00:04.160 I'm gonna send this out

01:00:05.080 this is a raid

01:00:06.000 or how do you do raid

01:00:07.460 forward slash raid

01:00:08.440 yeah you gotta do

01:00:10.000 forward slash raid

01:00:11.000 and then you have to

01:00:12.320 copy and paste

01:00:13.120 the actual

01:00:13.880 right

01:00:14.440 like

01:00:14.680 you are

01:00:15.200 I thought we literally

01:00:15.980 just said hey go to this chat

01:00:17.260 yeah that's what I thought you did too

01:00:18.560 you can actually do like

01:00:19.480 no it's an actual function

01:00:19.980 oh it's an actual function

01:00:21.480 oh shit

01:00:22.340 yeah it's pretty good

01:00:23.560 send me that video now

01:00:25.700 I've seen a few of them

01:00:28.440 I was just looking

01:00:29.260 you know but I've seen them

01:00:30.380 Tyler can you

01:00:31.660 leave it to the darker

01:00:32.240 can you do that

01:00:32.780 so you know how to raid

01:00:33.500 hold on hold on

01:00:34.760 I want to send

01:00:35.380 I want to send

01:00:36.800 our rumble audience

01:00:38.000 to Stu Peters

01:00:38.720 that's the trance

01:00:39.260 hey what are you doing

01:00:40.500 Dr. Country

01:00:41.260 no you can't send them

01:00:42.220 to Stu Peters

01:00:42.940 I'm gonna send them to Stu Peters

01:00:44.500 right now

01:00:45.500 to do a nigger tower

01:00:46.380 and come right back

01:00:47.120 that's what I want them to do

01:00:48.320 oh that's great

01:00:49.780 a place where you know

01:00:51.720 it's gonna be you know

01:00:52.400 accepted

01:00:52.760 no one will care

01:00:53.720 we can try it out

01:00:54.640 like something like that

01:00:55.200 yeah cause Stu Peters

01:00:56.420 isn't live typically

01:00:57.500 this is a test run

01:00:58.580 yeah this is a test run

01:00:59.400 he's live with Roger Stone

01:01:01.100 right now

01:01:01.520 but it's not coming up

01:01:02.540 for me for whatever reason

01:01:03.380 is he live

01:01:03.960 or is this pre-recorded

01:01:05.280 he won't see it though

01:01:06.700 no way Roger

01:01:08.080 Rogers is watching

01:01:09.260 the fucking

01:01:09.720 watching the

01:01:10.760 I'm gonna spell

01:01:11.480 the whole thing

01:01:12.240 I'm making him at night

01:01:16.880 I don't know how to do it

01:01:19.760 Tyler if you could

01:01:20.600 if you could fucking do it

01:01:21.580 that would be great

01:01:22.160 did it say it didn't work

01:01:23.160 it didn't say anything

01:01:24.460 yeah I did raid forward slash

01:01:25.920 and then I did forward slash raid

01:01:27.500 and nothing came up

01:01:28.840 what is forward slash raid

01:01:29.760 okay

01:01:30.380 what would it be great if we had one guy

01:01:32.320 that literally is intentionally

01:01:33.480 just keeps spamming nigger

01:01:34.580 and won't let them finish

01:01:35.400 the nigger tower

01:01:35.940 it's N-I-G-G nigger

01:01:36.840 that's acceptable

01:01:38.400 that's acceptable

01:01:39.180 if it's the nigger tower

01:01:40.200 they have to keep restarting

01:01:41.340 now do

01:01:42.160 so we're an hour in

01:01:43.940 do we have laney edits here

01:01:45.620 because I know

01:01:46.060 I'm such an idiot

01:01:47.240 why

01:01:48.020 all right

01:01:50.120 here we go

01:01:50.560 I was typing forward slash raid

01:01:52.840 in fucking his chat

01:01:54.420 why don't we bop to Eleni

01:01:54.580 why don't we bop to Eleni

01:01:55.740 you were typing that in his chat

01:01:58.760 embarrassing dude

01:02:00.100 super embarrassing

01:02:01.760 what a boomer

01:02:03.420 all right

01:02:04.760 confirm raid

01:02:05.540 guys there's the raid

01:02:06.960 go ahead

01:02:07.440 go ahead

01:02:07.720 go over there

01:02:08.220 come right back

01:02:08.820 oh that's so fucking funny

01:02:10.120 like three times it says

01:02:11.660 forward slash raid

01:02:12.600 what the fuck is going on here

01:02:14.020 add a kike at the end

01:02:15.280 for extra style points

01:02:16.240 if you guys

01:02:16.680 you know what I mean

01:02:17.880 come back and report

01:02:18.940 let us know how it goes

01:02:19.920 that's very funny

01:02:20.780 yeah

01:02:21.400 you know what's crazy

01:02:23.280 Roger Stone got that

01:02:24.820 on YouTube

01:02:25.340 on YouTube

01:02:26.520 yeah he does

01:02:27.200 he's got that fucking long

01:02:28.200 that's wild

01:02:29.000 oh yeah yeah

01:02:30.840 so you can't see it on YouTube

01:02:32.540 but we can see it

01:02:33.540 hey you son of a bitch

01:02:34.560 that infuriated the left

01:02:36.060 because Trump was

01:02:36.780 oh they're doing it

01:02:37.400 they're doing it

01:02:37.960 no no

01:02:38.820 railroad this in a quicky fashion

01:02:40.740 they fucked it up

01:02:41.900 with the NATO shape

01:02:42.960 no shape

01:02:43.820 Z-man

01:02:44.660 what the fuck are you doing

01:02:45.600 Z-man

01:02:46.460 what the hell

01:02:47.140 I love it

01:02:48.320 I love it so much

01:02:49.980 let's just mute it

01:02:52.000 let's start again

01:02:52.500 mute it

01:02:53.740 we don't need to

01:02:55.040 look at this old ass

01:02:55.840 who cares

01:02:56.140 look at this long headed

01:02:57.120 motherfucker

01:02:57.540 look at that schnoz

01:02:58.960 holy Jew Batman

01:02:59.960 look look look

01:03:04.700 Nadeau

01:03:05.200 Nadeau

01:03:05.620 Nadeau

01:03:06.200 oh come on

01:03:07.680 guys get it together

01:03:08.820 do the fucking

01:03:09.640 do the thing

01:03:10.680 if anybody can do it

01:03:11.760 it's the Rumble chat

01:03:12.520 Rumble chat has some experience

01:03:14.080 dude that probably is

01:03:15.400 the Nadeau guy

01:03:15.980 like fuck

01:03:16.460 he's fucking up my brand

01:03:17.880 right now

01:03:18.400 I gotta disrupt it

01:03:19.740 yeah why does Stu Peters

01:03:20.860 like why does he look like that

01:03:22.620 why does he

01:03:23.200 he dresses like

01:03:24.200 he dresses like David's dad

01:03:26.260 it's like

01:03:26.700 like a cool 80s

01:03:29.820 he's homosexual

01:03:30.520 Stu Peters is a cool dad

01:03:33.740 dude

01:03:34.160 he dresses like

01:03:35.340 if David

01:03:35.780 like how David's dad

01:03:37.040 would dress

01:03:37.580 oh my god bro

01:03:38.960 he does

01:03:39.560 he looks like he's on coke

01:03:41.120 right now

01:03:41.520 he kind of looks like

01:03:42.320 a porn star

01:03:42.980 like he would be one

01:03:43.980 doesn't he

01:03:44.400 they cannot get

01:03:45.320 this fucking thing going

01:03:46.440 they're trying so hard

01:03:47.640 and Z-Man

01:03:48.140 has high level autism

01:03:49.720 he looks like

01:03:51.100 a former

01:03:51.720 a former porn star

01:03:53.280 who's sonny

01:03:53.840 is a porn star

01:03:54.740 so no this is definitely

01:03:56.140 there we go

01:03:56.440 there we go

01:03:56.780 look look look look

01:03:57.440 look look look

01:03:58.080 come on R

01:03:59.400 we should make this

01:04:07.800 a weekly thing

01:04:08.500 people figure out

01:04:09.180 different chats

01:04:09.760 to hit up

01:04:10.200 what are you patriots

01:04:12.240 going to figure out

01:04:12.980 that a large majority

01:04:13.940 of your viewers

01:04:14.560 cannot say

01:04:15.100 shut the fuck up

01:04:16.080 we're spelling

01:04:16.560 fucking nigger

01:04:17.360 we tower you

01:04:19.900 Roger Stone

01:04:20.740 oh that's so funny

01:04:22.060 I like that you went in

01:04:23.180 and called him back

01:04:23.920 alright guys

01:04:24.360 back to the chat

01:04:24.960 let's go

01:04:25.300 back to the fucking

01:04:26.240 street

01:04:26.700 great word

01:04:27.300 I'm gonna say

01:04:27.860 if I put raid

01:04:29.220 backslash

01:04:29.900 can I re-raid

01:04:30.580 back my chat

01:04:31.380 probably not right

01:04:32.300 yeah if you do that

01:04:33.180 put your own url

01:04:33.980 reverse raid

01:04:34.840 let's go

01:04:35.540 man

01:04:36.280 they crushed it

01:04:37.460 good job

01:04:38.000 that was beautiful

01:04:38.680 so why is the Schaefer on

01:04:39.740 oh

01:04:40.480 what does he have on

01:04:42.260 we should like

01:04:43.020 wait till they have

01:04:43.500 like the great

01:04:43.940 like the perfect

01:04:44.780 guest for stuff

01:04:45.380 like that

01:04:45.720 you know what I mean

01:04:46.120 it could have been

01:04:47.080 us on Friday

01:04:47.760 but we

01:04:48.240 I can't make it

01:04:50.060 he's in

01:04:50.780 he's in Boca now

01:04:51.560 so

01:04:51.860 or he's in Florida

01:04:52.780 at least

01:04:53.220 I don't know

01:04:53.660 what the fuck

01:04:54.040 he's at

01:04:54.400 which one was Iggy

01:04:55.560 because I don't even

01:04:56.620 remember

01:04:57.000 that was the

01:04:57.820 I don't know

01:04:58.680 the fuck that is

01:04:59.320 is that the one

01:04:59.720 I called irrelevant

01:05:00.320 because I came on

01:05:01.260 there I called

01:05:01.780 Josie old

01:05:02.840 I like that guy

01:05:03.640 he was alright

01:05:04.240 man that was great

01:05:05.800 what's the name

01:05:06.420 of Elijah's show again

01:05:07.380 I forgot his name

01:05:08.400 unforgivable

01:05:10.000 I don't know

01:05:10.900 unbreakable

01:05:12.260 uninvited

01:05:13.580 unbreakable

01:05:14.380 Kimmy Schmidt

01:05:14.900 something like that

01:05:18.220 slightly offensive

01:05:19.240 slightly

01:05:20.000 that's it

01:05:21.560 that's it

01:05:22.280 that's the one

01:05:22.940 we never

01:05:23.900 we never been

01:05:24.600 invited back on

01:05:25.520 after our last

01:05:26.140 one

01:05:26.500 yeah it didn't

01:05:27.660 go very well

01:05:28.300 no it went great

01:05:30.020 it was good

01:05:31.840 I don't think

01:05:32.720 he cared

01:05:33.120 he's live right now

01:05:34.180 no he was

01:05:34.820 I think he was

01:05:35.480 joking

01:05:35.900 unrapable

01:05:37.040 the unrapable

01:05:40.060 Kimmy Schmidt

01:05:40.680 revenge

01:05:42.500 revenge of the sis

01:05:43.400 would be a good one

01:05:44.060 too

01:05:44.240 we got a lane edit

01:05:44.980 this week or what

01:05:45.760 we're spending the rest

01:05:46.800 of the show doing this

01:05:47.700 we might be doing

01:05:48.220 the lane edit

01:05:48.740 in the after portion

01:05:49.820 that's the question

01:05:51.880 we have the lane edits

01:05:52.960 and we have downs

01:05:54.760 we have two laney edits

01:05:55.940 that we just said

01:05:56.660 can we do a little bit

01:05:58.140 of our downs people

01:05:59.180 stuff

01:05:59.940 no no no

01:06:00.380 back up

01:06:00.920 we have two lane edits

01:06:01.600 we have two laney clips

01:06:05.820 that he made

01:06:06.480 last week

01:06:07.480 we already posted them

01:06:08.940 we can only do one raid per stream

01:06:12.760 yeah I learned that

01:06:13.580 oh okay

01:06:14.000 alright we blew our load

01:06:15.660 it was funny though

01:06:16.820 it was funny

01:06:17.440 no we didn't blow our load

01:06:18.540 fuck it

01:06:19.220 I guess we did blow our load

01:06:20.420 but it was a good load to blow

01:06:21.660 yeah it was a good starter load

01:06:23.600 wait go over there

01:06:25.240 and fucking read his chat

01:06:26.900 and do it anyway

01:06:27.980 yeah and just say

01:06:29.200 tower gang sent you

01:06:30.280 and just say nigger

01:06:31.120 let's see if we could

01:06:32.320 fucking get him to notice

01:06:33.480 that's a lot of fun

01:06:34.980 is this moving culture

01:06:35.820 yes

01:06:36.920 not really

01:06:39.160 we're doing an acceptable play

01:06:40.840 this has been a thing

01:06:41.340 for a long time

01:06:42.220 they're already there

01:06:42.940 they're already there

01:06:43.980 fucking typing nigger

01:06:44.880 hey top

01:06:47.300 why don't we focus

01:06:48.380 on our show right now

01:06:49.320 my bad

01:06:50.000 this is just so much fun

01:06:51.060 it really is

01:06:53.200 I do dig it

01:06:53.820 we need to go back

01:06:55.260 to the old tower days

01:06:56.300 where we picked different words

01:06:57.540 other than just nigger

01:06:58.220 you know why we used to get

01:06:58.980 creative with it

01:06:59.680 well here's the thing

01:07:00.780 Jose

01:07:01.020 I know what

01:07:03.420 toad's about to bring

01:07:04.060 wait

01:07:04.420 Raven is doing this

01:07:05.840 tower thing now

01:07:07.020 on his show

01:07:08.160 and he's telling the people

01:07:09.040 to tower

01:07:09.440 but he doesn't even know

01:07:10.140 the fucking rules

01:07:10.840 like they're doing doubles

01:07:12.200 and shit like that

01:07:13.860 and he's like

01:07:14.300 yeah good job

01:07:15.020 let me ask you guys

01:07:15.580 about this rule

01:07:15.800 that's not how it goes

01:07:16.720 bitch

01:07:17.140 let me ask you

01:07:18.080 about this rule

01:07:18.660 are the hosts

01:07:19.740 allowed to contribute

01:07:20.680 I mean it's cooler

01:07:22.800 if you don't

01:07:23.400 yes

01:07:23.680 but yeah

01:07:24.180 it's cooler if you don't

01:07:25.080 but yeah

01:07:25.340 so you're allowed to

01:07:26.200 right now

01:07:26.600 you could go in there

01:07:27.300 and put it anywhere

01:07:27.800 you're allowed to put

01:07:28.340 one letter in

01:07:29.020 it's one per person

01:07:32.060 no doubles

01:07:32.740 and if you do it

01:07:34.080 sometimes you can do

01:07:34.960 a branch off

01:07:35.660 which is kind of fun

01:07:36.500 but

01:07:37.200 I don't know if that

01:07:39.200 worked

01:07:39.440 that's not gonna work

01:07:39.980 it wouldn't work

01:07:40.400 it wouldn't work

01:07:41.000 on like

01:07:41.780 on a live chat

01:07:42.480 it only works on twitter

01:07:45.460 getting back to our show

01:07:46.480 I believe we have one

01:07:47.420 getting back to our show

01:07:50.800 thank god

01:07:51.280 somebody's tearing this

01:07:52.340 we have one new lady edit

01:07:54.080 I believe

01:07:54.480 I think there's one

01:07:55.260 but you know what

01:07:55.780 because we only have

01:07:56.360 get through all your

01:07:56.860 fucking mailbag

01:07:57.540 it's a repeat

01:07:58.040 we only have 30 minutes

01:07:59.900 we never get through

01:08:00.280 all the mailbag

01:08:00.960 we just decide to do

01:08:01.900 like a few

01:08:02.460 don't those people pay you

01:08:04.080 yeah can we

01:08:04.820 that's true

01:08:05.460 let's get through the mailbag

01:08:06.980 I want to finish the mailbag

01:08:07.880 one more

01:08:08.340 one more

01:08:08.920 at least one

01:08:09.480 do the superhero question

01:08:10.680 that one could be fun

01:08:11.460 alright

01:08:12.500 that's really the only other

01:08:13.220 one of value

01:08:13.700 some of these other ones are

01:08:14.680 because they're pictures

01:08:15.380 I don't care

01:08:15.840 just read them

01:08:16.900 no this one's awful

01:08:19.420 go to the fucking superhero one

01:08:20.700 nasal sex

01:08:21.680 come on man

01:08:22.280 yeah that's just stupid

01:08:23.180 yeah

01:08:23.880 I feel like there was

01:08:26.060 just some way that

01:08:26.600 like try to go for the

01:08:27.780 mouth and miss

01:08:28.600 just kind of like

01:08:29.740 I feel like the same thing

01:08:31.240 happened whenever

01:08:31.840 the first like anal sex

01:08:33.180 you can wait for the pussy

01:08:34.120 you missed

01:08:34.440 and they were like

01:08:34.900 you're talking about

01:08:35.420 brain damage Trav

01:08:37.040 do I need to read it

01:08:37.980 I'll just start reading it

01:08:39.540 I don't know which one

01:08:40.360 is the superhero one

01:08:41.360 the only one that says

01:08:42.500 superhero

01:08:42.880 that's an entire fucking question

01:08:44.180 there isn't one

01:08:44.860 there's not a lot of

01:08:45.480 questions in here

01:08:46.020 I don't know why this is

01:08:46.700 so fucking difficult

01:08:47.500 they did it on Elijah's show

01:08:49.280 just in

01:08:50.280 Elijah's show

01:08:50.940 got the tower

01:08:51.620 amazing

01:08:53.540 alright guys

01:08:54.900 let's pull it back together

01:08:55.860 this show was a mess

01:08:57.220 alright

01:08:58.080 he actually asked

01:08:59.020 you caused this

01:08:59.680 it's your fault

01:09:00.440 this was actually a double question

01:09:02.500 but we'll do the first question

01:09:03.660 in a second

01:09:04.260 because that's kind of a plug

01:09:05.020 for our own shit

01:09:05.760 and kind of what we're going to go

01:09:06.640 into a minute

01:09:07.060 but the second question

01:09:08.220 as a group

01:09:08.820 decide which superhero

01:09:10.000 every member of Tower Gang is

01:09:11.280 and I think the first question

01:09:12.080 was something about

01:09:12.560 clarifying the locals

01:09:13.980 patreon situation

01:09:15.060 so

01:09:15.460 I hate this question

01:09:17.020 I love it

01:09:17.820 it's a terrible question

01:09:18.820 I actually like this question

01:09:19.320 the other option was

01:09:20.820 there was one about

01:09:21.780 voice law

01:09:22.400 like how to get

01:09:23.020 voice law

01:09:23.540 you're not looking at the mailbag

01:09:25.040 I'm looking at the mailbag

01:09:26.220 right here

01:09:26.500 I'm looking at the fucking banners

01:09:27.640 I'm not seeing any of these

01:09:28.420 mailbags in here

01:09:29.200 shut up

01:09:29.920 you're wrong

01:09:30.620 you're wrong

01:09:31.280 I'm looking in the telegram

01:09:32.580 right now

01:09:33.160 for bailbag for 7-10

01:09:34.980 it's in the telegram

01:09:35.780 well it didn't make it

01:09:36.740 into the banners

01:09:37.420 dude

01:09:37.700 I'm going by what time

01:09:38.540 yeah I don't give a fuck

01:09:39.540 about your banners

01:09:40.320 get your shit together toad

01:09:42.040 it's not even a good question

01:09:43.340 it is a great question

01:09:44.580 I like it

01:09:45.320 Jose is

01:09:46.400 oh sorry

01:09:48.720 okay so

01:09:49.420 Jose is Wolverine

01:09:51.680 what the fuck is the question

01:09:52.820 if we were each

01:09:54.200 a superhero

01:09:54.880 yeah

01:09:55.580 an actual like

01:09:56.300 what superhero

01:09:56.920 I mean it's

01:09:58.000 I know it's not great

01:09:59.000 but we didn't have

01:09:59.740 a lot of great options

01:10:00.500 the other one is

01:10:01.240 how do I break

01:10:02.260 my goyslop addiction

01:10:03.240 I'd like

01:10:03.960 seven more right here

01:10:06.380 shut

01:10:06.900 well then you're using

01:10:07.640 last week's ones

01:10:08.380 I'm using this week

01:10:09.400 it's off the radio

01:10:09.840 the telegram

01:10:10.240 okay alright

01:10:10.780 well a lot of them

01:10:12.480 are retarded

01:10:12.920 I'm sorry

01:10:13.460 look

01:10:14.220 Jose is Wolverine

01:10:16.680 Top would be

01:10:17.860 somebody like

01:10:18.880 I feel like

01:10:21.580 I get Gambit cards

01:10:22.320 no no

01:10:22.480 David's Gambit

01:10:23.460 for sure

01:10:24.100 oh yeah

01:10:24.540 David's Gambit

01:10:25.620 the New Orleans guy

01:10:26.400 with the cards

01:10:27.000 yes

01:10:27.560 yeah

01:10:27.920 I can see it

01:10:29.040 Top is

01:10:30.200 I feel like

01:10:31.360 Nightcrawler

01:10:32.080 but racist

01:10:33.240 I feel like

01:10:34.200 Nightcrawler is good

01:10:35.080 I mean

01:10:36.560 Toad is definitely

01:10:37.820 like

01:10:38.260 yo

01:10:38.740 Top is Nightcrawler

01:10:39.840 is fucking

01:10:40.380 Professor X

01:10:41.520 Professor X

01:10:42.880 or like

01:10:43.300 I'm trying to think

01:10:44.640 about somebody else

01:10:45.160 I'm bald and handicapped

01:10:47.380 honestly

01:10:47.840 Nightcrawler is my

01:10:48.580 favorite X-Men

01:10:49.300 for real

01:10:49.940 yes I knew it

01:10:50.540 see

01:10:50.740 you kind of

01:10:51.420 remind me of

01:10:51.820 Nightcrawler

01:10:52.380 it's something about you

01:10:53.480 that's a dope pick

01:10:54.180 Clint is

01:10:57.180 Tony Stark

01:10:59.180 yeah

01:10:59.600 Top is the nigga

01:11:01.180 I can swim

01:11:01.800 my super power

01:11:06.800 is swimming

01:11:07.340 faster than David

01:11:08.320 you cannot

01:11:09.160 swim faster than me

01:11:10.220 that's ridiculous

01:11:10.600 100% I can

01:11:11.420 what's your super

01:11:12.460 I can swim

01:11:13.120 what

01:11:13.380 I'm black

01:11:14.860 doesn't Gambit

01:11:16.540 fit David

01:11:16.960 god damn

01:11:17.420 alpha predator

01:11:18.280 so weird

01:11:21.980 isolated

01:11:22.540 I love that

01:11:23.880 I don't know

01:11:25.180 I think

01:11:25.360 I know you should

01:11:27.820 just figure out

01:11:28.160 what I am

01:11:28.980 yeah

01:11:29.340 Cyclops

01:11:32.120 why

01:11:33.440 I don't know

01:11:34.500 he's not Cyclops

01:11:35.660 Jubilee

01:11:36.660 I'm not a woman

01:11:37.520 dude I don't know

01:11:39.120 you don't give off

01:11:40.040 superhero vibes

01:11:41.000 you don't give off

01:11:42.480 superhero vibes

01:11:43.200 I mean you're like

01:11:43.920 a goofy character

01:11:44.720 I'm sorry

01:11:45.460 I don't mean that

01:11:46.080 you're not like

01:11:46.540 Jack or like

01:11:47.480 plastic man

01:11:48.160 nah you know

01:11:49.260 you give off

01:11:49.780 you give off

01:11:50.580 the fucking

01:11:51.080 you give off the

01:11:52.380 vibes of

01:11:53.000 one of those

01:11:53.760 X-Men superheroes

01:11:54.580 with the fat ass

01:11:55.440 one of those girls

01:11:56.240 like Rogue or something

01:11:57.720 all of them

01:11:58.340 any cheeked up

01:12:01.140 superhero

01:12:01.600 hey plastic man

01:12:02.940 is a good one

01:12:03.480 plastic man is like

01:12:04.480 not cheeked up enough

01:12:05.640 he's the most

01:12:06.520 he's actually the most

01:12:07.460 powerful mutant

01:12:08.140 there is

01:12:09.080 but he's just

01:12:10.060 he's not a mutant

01:12:10.860 he's a metahuman

01:12:11.680 because he's in DC

01:12:12.320 Cole as Deadpool

01:12:13.040 is not bad

01:12:13.980 sorry whatever

01:12:14.240 it's gay Deadpool

01:12:15.880 not bad actually

01:12:17.380 no but plastic man

01:12:18.580 makes sense

01:12:18.940 because plastic man

01:12:20.740 plastic man is Deadpool

01:12:21.880 but more goofy

01:12:22.580 like he's not as like

01:12:23.700 wrong

01:12:24.120 and he's like

01:12:25.340 he's super OP

01:12:26.560 but he is too goofy

01:12:28.500 to actually

01:12:29.280 to do anything

01:12:31.380 and so he just

01:12:32.060 kind of goofs around

01:12:32.720 the entire time

01:12:33.540 he can literally

01:12:35.400 take on like

01:12:36.140 the whole Justice League

01:12:37.140 because he's literally

01:12:37.760 he did

01:12:38.200 he took on the whole

01:12:38.860 Justice League

01:12:39.160 by himself

01:12:39.840 he won

01:12:40.500 he's like

01:12:41.040 one man

01:12:41.600 the entire Justice League

01:12:42.620 Batman was like

01:12:43.620 I have no

01:12:44.440 like

01:12:44.920 Batman was like

01:12:45.700 I have like

01:12:47.060 for the entire Justice League

01:12:49.720 I have like

01:12:50.240 a way to beat all of them

01:12:51.120 except for his plastic man

01:12:52.300 he's just like

01:12:52.820 just keep him

01:12:53.620 like happy

01:12:54.400 it's pretty easy

01:12:56.460 because he's like

01:12:57.000 goofy

01:12:57.260 he just doesn't

01:12:57.800 yeah Batman's

01:12:58.660 the only one

01:12:59.180 who would actually

01:12:59.660 probably have a chance

01:13:00.380 with plastic man

01:13:00.940 just gonna do mind games

01:13:02.000 and that's like

01:13:02.440 it

01:13:02.540 you know

01:13:03.100 it's really

01:13:03.540 I love that

01:13:05.360 the only way

01:13:07.640 to control Cole

01:13:08.300 is to fuck

01:13:08.760 with his mind

01:13:09.340 I hate

01:13:10.800 if we're talking

01:13:11.300 about a superhero

01:13:12.020 that I don't know

01:13:12.720 what

01:13:13.540 who

01:13:13.980 what would Tyler be

01:13:15.940 uh

01:13:17.640 Tyler would be Cyclops

01:13:19.640 I feel like

01:13:20.580 yeah

01:13:20.760 he gets off more Cyclops

01:13:22.040 like an old Cyclops

01:13:23.020 yeah

01:13:23.320 alright

01:13:24.060 yeah

01:13:24.300 I don't like to say

01:13:24.840 check on the niggers

01:13:25.640 back to black shit

01:13:28.820 we have to segue

01:13:30.260 Stormfront from the boys

01:13:31.440 oh Star-Lord

01:13:32.760 that's a good one

01:13:33.260 for uh

01:13:33.820 Stormfront

01:13:34.900 I feel like Star-Lord's

01:13:36.380 good for

01:13:37.000 for Cole

01:13:37.680 oh

01:13:38.540 I'll take Star-Lord

01:13:40.200 yeah

01:13:40.520 that's actually perfect

01:13:42.540 there you go

01:13:43.460 he's just a regular human

01:13:46.220 like he's like

01:13:47.200 well I guess he's not

01:13:48.140 really

01:13:48.360 well he's got some shit

01:13:49.260 going on

01:13:49.700 whatever it is

01:13:50.200 I never really explained it

01:13:51.040 but he's got some shit

01:13:51.800 going on

01:13:52.480 you know

01:13:52.680 he's one of those

01:13:53.440 uh

01:13:53.900 he's the son of ego

01:13:55.180 but then he gives that up

01:13:56.240 and so he just becomes

01:13:57.000 literally a regular guy

01:13:58.240 alright

01:13:59.000 this question has gotten

01:14:00.040 gay real quick

01:14:00.540 top

01:14:00.900 let's do the first half

01:14:01.840 of the question

01:14:02.360 you want to let them know

01:14:03.300 what's going on

01:14:03.720 with the Patreon

01:14:04.200 local situation

01:14:05.180 right now

01:14:05.760 what are we doing

01:14:06.880 with that

01:14:07.260 so we can catch them on

01:14:08.500 so people actually know

01:14:09.380 we've only really gone over

01:14:10.660 this like one episode

01:14:11.660 and I think some people

01:14:12.680 are confused

01:14:13.120 by the Patreon

01:14:13.520 yeah and the way you went over it

01:14:14.780 is Top went

01:14:15.440 hey

01:14:15.820 it's fucking

01:14:16.440 Patreon now

01:14:17.420 no more

01:14:17.940 whatever the fuck

01:14:19.880 it's called

01:14:20.160 that's it

01:14:21.200 it's Patreon

01:14:21.740 so

01:14:22.020 and I'll do a laney edit

01:14:23.620 and go to the next thing

01:14:24.520 hold on

01:14:25.100 as you guys can see

01:14:26.440 Clint is not here

01:14:27.700 we did not raise

01:14:28.840 adequate amount of funds

01:14:30.120 with the last

01:14:31.240 go around at this

01:14:32.860 for the Patreon

01:14:33.900 he expected a certain amount

01:14:35.420 of Patreon subscribers

01:14:36.360 we got

01:14:37.100 well below that

01:14:38.500 so

01:14:38.760 if you want

01:14:39.900 Clint back next week

01:14:41.040 you gotta sign up

01:14:42.380 you can scan

01:14:43.000 right there at the bottom

01:14:43.900 right there

01:14:44.480 the Patreon

01:14:44.980 the Patreon is also

01:14:46.420 it should be in our description

01:14:48.080 Toad

01:14:48.480 probably not

01:14:49.160 he didn't put it there

01:14:50.500 I'll do it

01:14:51.600 I'll do it

01:14:52.140 so sign

01:14:52.980 off his Amazon wish list

01:14:54.900 and go over to Patreon

01:14:56.000 and sit

01:14:56.380 okay

01:14:56.720 yeah

01:14:57.900 patreon.com

01:14:58.960 forward slash

01:14:59.560 tower gang

01:15:00.360 you can go there

01:15:01.060 also we're gonna be

01:15:02.160 cutting the stream

01:15:02.740 in a few minutes

01:15:03.320 and doing a

01:15:04.360 live

01:15:05.340 post show

01:15:06.480 for about

01:15:07.380 I don't know

01:15:07.760 30 minutes

01:15:08.260 or however long it goes

01:15:09.000 I think we have

01:15:09.600 we might have some

01:15:10.500 nigger fights for then

01:15:11.260 we might not

01:15:12.160 we might have some

01:15:13.000 transpotting

01:15:13.740 we might not

01:15:14.660 we're gonna play a game

01:15:15.880 it's gonna be fun

01:15:16.440 but I think we got like

01:15:17.180 two laney edits

01:15:18.020 before we

01:15:18.720 close out

01:15:19.380 it might be

01:15:19.860 downs people

01:15:20.780 we have

01:15:21.240 we have some

01:15:21.600 with downs people

01:15:22.260 I've been sending

01:15:22.820 some of

01:15:23.260 all the ones

01:15:23.840 I've been finding

01:15:24.340 oh this is actually

01:15:24.980 interesting here

01:15:25.560 check this out

01:15:26.240 guys

01:15:26.880 this is a crazy offer

01:15:28.020 kill toad

01:15:29.180 that's

01:15:29.740 $2,500 a month

01:15:31.600 if we can get

01:15:32.620 four of you guys

01:15:33.960 to do this

01:15:35.040 so if you

01:15:36.180 if you join at

01:15:37.060 the $2,500 a month

01:15:38.100 we will let you

01:15:38.900 kill toad

01:15:39.700 and we will give you

01:15:40.640 alibis

01:15:41.200 no

01:15:42.160 we will let you

01:15:43.140 kick him off

01:15:43.980 you can kick him off

01:15:45.200 the show

01:15:45.620 one time a month

01:15:47.080 for every month

01:15:49.120 that you're sub

01:15:49.620 so theoretically

01:15:50.400 if we had four people

01:15:51.540 sign up at this tier

01:15:52.800 you can keep him off the show

01:15:54.460 the entire month

01:15:56.020 month to month

01:15:57.020 it will cost about $10,000

01:15:58.120 and you know what

01:15:59.360 if you do join at this

01:16:00.740 I let you pick the guest

01:16:01.940 you can pick the guest

01:16:03.260 because we will have to have

01:16:04.180 a fifth person there

01:16:05.080 I will also

01:16:06.840 if they accept to come on

01:16:08.720 if they accept to come on

01:16:09.900 I was like

01:16:10.540 that doesn't mean

01:16:11.160 they're going to come on

01:16:11.560 it has to be

01:16:12.040 Donald Trump

01:16:12.800 for that amount

01:16:15.220 I am willing to

01:16:15.860 I am willing to

01:16:16.700 willing to say

01:16:17.960 you were hanging out

01:16:18.500 with me on whatever

01:16:19.200 night you do the deed

01:16:19.980 too

01:16:20.200 so just let me know

01:16:21.080 but yeah

01:16:22.020 alright

01:16:22.480 also what are we doing

01:16:24.260 with the local

01:16:24.820 the people who already

01:16:25.480 paid on locals

01:16:26.020 because I think

01:16:26.500 I've seen that question

01:16:27.220 they got to come off

01:16:28.220 of there

01:16:28.540 eventually

01:16:29.020 people have paid ahead

01:16:30.100 so like are they

01:16:30.880 still getting the perks

01:16:31.720 is there anything

01:16:32.300 they'll stay

01:16:32.940 somebody's like

01:16:33.760 I paid for a fucking

01:16:34.800 full year

01:16:35.460 yeah

01:16:36.600 they'll stay

01:16:37.540 and then

01:16:37.960 we'll do our tabs

01:16:39.600 on that

01:16:40.040 and then

01:16:40.420 take them off

01:16:41.260 when the time comes

01:16:42.460 but if you're there

01:16:43.560 like monthly

01:16:44.660 or whenever the fuck

01:16:45.780 because that's how

01:16:46.400 locals work

01:16:46.980 they're like

01:16:47.320 just whenever

01:16:47.940 financially devastated

01:16:56.660 I may never recover

01:17:00.660 kids haven't eaten in weeks

01:17:02.580 it's like honey

01:17:03.120 you don't understand

01:17:03.940 you can't be honest

01:17:05.340 I have to keep

01:17:05.840 this fucking idiot

01:17:07.080 off the show

01:17:08.060 and to make it

01:17:09.080 crystal clear

01:17:09.660 how do these people

01:17:10.360 get to our new

01:17:11.000 penthouse special

01:17:12.140 that we're doing

01:17:12.800 the last half hour

01:17:13.740 that's what we're calling

01:17:14.340 how did they get to that

01:17:16.040 the link is already

01:17:17.060 in the Patreon

01:17:17.580 and the Telegram

01:17:18.520 so if you join

01:17:19.420 it's the first thing there

01:17:20.500 and yeah

01:17:21.700 I assume that there'll be

01:17:22.700 dozens and dozens

01:17:23.500 of people there

01:17:24.140 so we'll see you

01:17:25.480 on the other side

01:17:26.140 in a few minutes

01:17:26.640 I think we have

01:17:27.080 a Lainey edit

01:17:27.540 right

01:17:27.720 we have a brand new

01:17:28.360 Lainey edit

01:17:28.760 real quick

01:17:29.140 where is it at

01:17:29.920 in the Telegram

01:17:31.080 because I don't see it

01:17:31.820 hey Clint's here

01:17:33.100 Clint's here

01:17:34.940 I just didn't let me in

01:17:37.800 oh

01:17:38.380 he's laying down

01:17:40.700 it's sleepy

01:17:41.020 sleepy Clint

01:17:41.800 he's got jammies on

01:17:44.440 he looks so happy

01:17:46.140 no I'm wearing

01:17:47.560 I feel like

01:17:48.240 it looks like button up jammies

01:17:50.060 I thought it was jammies too

01:17:51.660 Clint the type of nigga

01:17:52.500 to wear button up jammies

01:17:54.040 he does

01:17:55.800 yeah

01:17:56.200 with like collar

01:17:57.680 and one of those

01:17:58.720 little pointy hats

01:17:59.600 that flops over the side

01:18:00.760 I actually

01:18:01.940 carries a candlestick

01:18:02.980 I do look like a guy

01:18:04.180 that would dress like that

01:18:04.980 that's a good point

01:18:05.660 it's like 8 o'clock

01:18:08.640 over there Clint

01:18:09.140 what are you doing

01:18:09.720 it's 7.30

01:18:11.360 and I just

01:18:13.580 performed

01:18:14.400 so now I'm

01:18:15.240 I ate

01:18:15.920 and now I'm laying in bed

01:18:16.960 that's why you're so sleepy

01:18:18.360 I was just like

01:18:19.040 you do dude

01:18:19.640 you look happy

01:18:20.340 by the way

01:18:21.440 yeah well

01:18:21.860 it went well

01:18:23.060 it was me

01:18:24.060 Cash Patel

01:18:24.760 Brett Weinstein

01:18:25.540 and Angela

01:18:27.060 as moderator

01:18:27.760 so it was fucking

01:18:28.860 it was just really surreal

01:18:29.900 to be

01:18:30.280 there was like a thousand

01:18:31.260 people watching

01:18:31.880 it was fucking

01:18:32.320 it was neat

01:18:33.280 I like to think

01:18:34.200 if you go to like

01:18:35.400 Vegas and you say

01:18:36.100 I perform

01:18:36.580 and now you're on this show

01:18:37.800 that's what I'm thinking

01:18:39.260 I'm like

01:18:39.640 what's this nigga doing here

01:18:40.920 Clint is a musician now

01:18:43.540 no yeah

01:18:44.080 that's like

01:18:44.380 he goes

01:18:44.680 no if you go to Vegas

01:18:45.620 and perform

01:18:46.220 I'm just thinking

01:18:46.720 he's doing sexual acts

01:18:47.880 and he's like

01:18:48.300 I was with

01:18:49.000 speaking of

01:18:50.300 Tarted Tater

01:18:51.060 Clint is sounding right now

01:18:53.600 is what Tarted Tater

01:18:54.740 says in the chat

01:18:55.340 which that does look

01:18:56.420 like the face of someone

01:18:57.200 who's sounding

01:18:57.740 if they enjoyed it

01:18:58.680 let's play

01:18:59.120 what's the question

01:18:59.880 sounding

01:19:00.140 sounding is putting

01:19:02.300 like a piece of cold metal

01:19:03.520 inside of your penis hole

01:19:04.580 the question was

01:19:05.640 would you rather

01:19:06.340 a girl sound you

01:19:07.900 or a gay dude blow you

01:19:09.640 and it's like

01:19:10.120 obviously you get

01:19:11.020 blown by the gay dude

01:19:12.120 right

01:19:12.380 because the sounding

01:19:13.260 I don't want any metal

01:19:15.460 up my pee hole

01:19:16.540 dude

01:19:16.720 that's crazy

01:19:17.220 that's really really dangerous

01:19:18.420 some people are into that shit

01:19:19.660 the entire chat

01:19:20.140 Clint the entire chat

01:19:21.760 was going like

01:19:22.380 it's not as bad as you think

01:19:23.620 it's pretty cool actually

01:19:24.760 like it was a lot of them

01:19:26.400 it was a surprising

01:19:28.180 it was a surprising

01:19:29.760 number of them

01:19:30.540 our fan base is called

01:19:31.120 the Sounders now

01:19:32.260 rule of five

01:19:33.060 kick toad

01:19:33.740 dudes do come from that though

01:19:35.500 sounder freedom dog

01:19:36.720 yeah

01:19:36.940 wait it's sounding

01:19:38.140 actually a thing

01:19:39.020 I thought

01:19:39.340 it's a legit

01:19:40.980 like gay fetish thing

01:19:42.140 like particularly

01:19:42.560 putting stuff in your dick

01:19:43.500 is it a thing

01:19:44.180 of course it's a thing

01:19:45.080 everybody's putting stuff

01:19:46.080 in their dicks

01:19:46.520 it's 2024

01:19:47.160 but I think that dudes

01:19:48.440 are coming from that

01:19:49.500 and if they're coming from that

01:19:50.580 then it's got to feel good

01:19:51.480 right

01:19:51.640 I like how

01:19:52.300 I like how Clint showed up

01:19:53.720 right after I was like

01:19:54.720 listen he's never

01:19:55.480 going to come back

01:19:56.100 unless you join the Patreon

01:19:57.180 he was like

01:19:57.640 I'll just log on

01:19:58.380 for a couple minutes

01:19:59.260 I guess

01:19:59.940 well cause you know

01:20:01.600 you know how I feel

01:20:02.320 about paywalling

01:20:03.080 so I was like

01:20:03.680 no

01:20:03.940 I will

01:20:04.440 I will interject

01:20:05.140 I will prove

01:20:06.100 the top's line

01:20:06.820 to these people

01:20:07.340 anyways yo

01:20:08.940 I was kicking it

01:20:09.420 with Rob Schneider too

01:20:10.280 in the green room

01:20:11.380 with Josie

01:20:12.440 and Spike

01:20:12.940 how is that

01:20:13.420 hold up

01:20:14.320 he's super cool

01:20:15.540 I hear he's cool

01:20:16.700 hell yeah

01:20:17.400 I just watched

01:20:18.400 Benchwarmers yesterday

01:20:19.520 he's super down to earth

01:20:21.260 I still want to tell him

01:20:23.300 that I don't think

01:20:23.840 he's a good actor

01:20:24.420 but I think he's hilarious

01:20:25.300 this is actually a debate

01:20:26.380 Josie and I

01:20:26.840 were having at dinner

01:20:27.380 do you guys think

01:20:28.360 that Will Ferrell

01:20:29.300 and Rob Schneider

01:20:30.760 are good actors

01:20:31.480 or are they just funny people

01:20:32.760 cause I think

01:20:33.180 they're just funny people

01:20:33.960 I think they're just funny people

01:20:35.040 I think Will Ferrell

01:20:35.900 is a moderately good actor

01:20:37.780 he's not

01:20:38.120 he's on some good rounds

01:20:39.140 well if you ever

01:20:40.180 hear him sing

01:20:40.840 he's actually

01:20:41.420 a great singer

01:20:42.280 Rob Schneider's not

01:20:43.440 a good actor

01:20:43.900 no

01:20:44.200 Rob Schneider

01:20:45.060 is the goat

01:20:46.220 Rob Schneider

01:20:47.220 is a carrot

01:20:48.580 Rob Schneider

01:20:49.760 is the

01:20:50.280 he's the old school

01:20:51.400 version of Burt Kreischer

01:20:52.660 meaning like

01:20:54.040 like he

01:20:55.000 he rode Adam Sandler's

01:20:56.640 coattails

01:20:57.140 to like

01:20:57.540 he has more than

01:20:58.280 he has more than

01:20:59.540 one story

01:21:00.320 have you ever seen

01:21:01.220 the Zoan

01:21:01.600 no

01:21:01.900 Benchwarmers is

01:21:03.560 like he leads

01:21:04.540 that movie

01:21:05.120 and like

01:21:06.100 the only

01:21:06.800 like there's other

01:21:07.600 good actors

01:21:08.180 like funny actors

01:21:08.900 in there

01:21:09.220 but like

01:21:09.580 he leads the movie

01:21:11.020 yeah

01:21:11.220 yes

01:21:11.760 yeah

01:21:12.400 it's the one

01:21:13.940 with the

01:21:14.700 the drunk

01:21:15.860 Puerto Rican

01:21:16.700 like that

01:21:17.260 he comes in

01:21:17.700 at the end

01:21:18.080 it's really

01:21:18.360 it's like

01:21:18.680 it's such a

01:21:19.100 it's a funny movie

01:21:20.360 I remember it

01:21:21.140 I just don't remember him

01:21:22.020 this fucking line

01:21:22.120 stole Big Daddy

01:21:23.320 Hip Hop Anonymous

01:21:24.200 that line stole

01:21:25.280 the entire movie

01:21:26.040 but he does funny

01:21:26.700 like

01:21:27.100 like bits

01:21:28.260 or impersonations

01:21:29.200 but like

01:21:29.520 so far as like

01:21:29.980 actual acting

01:21:30.860 I think is what he said

01:21:31.540 what I've seen from him

01:21:32.780 what I've seen from him

01:21:33.700 on podcast

01:21:34.380 not very funny

01:21:35.740 wow

01:21:37.340 jeez

01:21:38.100 I will say this

01:21:38.860 very down to earth guy

01:21:40.460 uh

01:21:41.360 he

01:21:42.240 like he

01:21:42.780 he doesn't come across

01:21:43.740 like he's anything special

01:21:44.800 at all

01:21:45.120 which I always appreciate

01:21:46.140 with any famous person

01:21:47.280 Big Cock

01:21:48.240 I didn't

01:21:50.060 I didn't see it

01:21:51.000 but I

01:21:51.360 I did

01:21:51.820 think about it

01:21:52.980 like how tall is he

01:21:54.860 could you take him

01:21:56.000 in a fight

01:21:56.400 he's short

01:21:57.280 oh dude

01:21:58.060 he's so tiny

01:21:58.760 yeah

01:21:59.100 he'd be in serious trouble

01:22:00.240 I took a

01:22:01.340 yo go to

01:22:02.380 go to my

01:22:02.860 my feed on X

01:22:03.900 you'll see

01:22:04.220 I retweeted the photo

01:22:05.220 I am like

01:22:06.260 I'm like a full foot

01:22:07.620 taller than

01:22:08.200 everybody

01:22:08.900 including

01:22:09.960 including

01:22:10.520 Weinstein

01:22:12.280 and uh

01:22:14.180 and Rob

01:22:14.720 and Josie

01:22:15.220 and everybody

01:22:15.580 it's just like

01:22:16.100 it's ridiculous

01:22:16.540 did you

01:22:16.920 get any of that

01:22:20.400 Jew on you

01:22:20.940 when you were next

01:22:21.500 to Walt

01:22:21.780 look at how close

01:22:22.620 you are to him

01:22:23.100 wow

01:22:23.760 Jesus

01:22:24.240 he's really on you

01:22:25.480 he's up in your shit

01:22:26.440 huh

01:22:26.660 he's shorter than Josie

01:22:27.920 or is that just perspective

01:22:28.960 no I think he's shorter

01:22:30.280 than Josie

01:22:30.740 it looks like

01:22:31.120 oh Josie's probably

01:22:32.160 got heels on right

01:22:33.120 what event is this

01:22:34.200 he's a little taller

01:22:35.480 Freedom Fest

01:22:36.540 Freedom Fest

01:22:37.860 man that sounds gay though

01:22:38.960 dude our pool photo

01:22:40.320 aside from Clint

01:22:41.260 I look the tallest

01:22:42.140 and it's weird

01:22:42.620 but it's just a perspective trick

01:22:43.940 yeah cause you're

01:22:44.580 well that's cause

01:22:45.200 it's actually a pool

01:22:47.200 going down

01:22:47.880 it makes top look so tiny

01:22:49.440 yeah this is

01:22:50.600 this is what they

01:22:51.400 like yo Clint

01:22:52.120 let me

01:22:52.440 Clint will understand

01:22:53.540 Clint will understand

01:22:55.120 this one real quick

01:22:56.320 dude do you think

01:22:56.960 I should have water

01:22:57.560 should I have water

01:22:58.400 balloons Rob Schneider

01:22:59.260 they shouldn't again

01:23:01.560 missed opportunity dude

01:23:03.440 missed opportunity

01:23:04.360 there's a new small costume

01:23:05.560 Rob Schneider

01:23:06.400 is the water balloon

01:23:08.020 everybody freaks out

01:23:10.900 in the audience

01:23:11.520 and they're like

01:23:12.020 what the fuck

01:23:12.700 what the fuck

01:23:13.640 you do that

01:23:14.660 you do that

01:23:15.320 like person

01:23:15.840 that bit right there

01:23:16.780 after you do it

01:23:17.660 just rub down

01:23:18.480 calm down

01:23:19.380 calm down

01:23:20.100 put this gasoline

01:23:21.260 in your ass

01:23:21.740 everybody think about

01:23:22.840 everybody just take a second

01:23:24.160 and think

01:23:24.840 how hilarious this is

01:23:26.900 but later on

01:23:29.200 like you guys don't get it

01:23:30.000 but your kids

01:23:30.580 your kids will find

01:23:31.680 this shit hilarious

01:23:32.340 if you sold that line

01:23:34.500 right after doing it

01:23:35.260 and like didn't act

01:23:36.040 like there's any malice

01:23:36.800 people are probably

01:23:37.280 thinking there's some

01:23:37.600 sort of weird bit

01:23:38.460 like you're like

01:23:39.080 oh this must be

01:23:39.780 some special effects

01:23:40.840 to see Rob Schneider's

01:23:42.200 head explode

01:23:43.060 and then they're just like

01:23:44.320 Rob's leg just

01:23:46.240 thrown across the green room

01:23:48.000 and you saw Goofy

01:23:49.540 Rob Schneider's a water balloon

01:23:51.020 JFK's wife's just trying

01:23:52.780 to fucking scoop his head

01:23:53.800 back together

01:23:54.380 there is something about

01:23:58.140 Clint laying down

01:23:59.100 that makes him feel

01:23:59.880 so much more like warm

01:24:01.460 doesn't it feel like

01:24:02.540 it feels great to have

01:24:03.820 him laying down

01:24:04.660 he's very cozy right now

01:24:05.140 he looks so happy

01:24:06.100 I don't know what it is

01:24:06.940 maybe you should lay down

01:24:07.580 for every episode

01:24:08.380 that's why David's being

01:24:09.860 nice to me today

01:24:10.580 he's like oh

01:24:11.100 now he's just one of us

01:24:12.480 you know why

01:24:13.040 because the other way

01:24:13.940 you have like a Batman vibe

01:24:15.180 you're like the cityscape

01:24:16.160 is behind you

01:24:16.880 it's very like

01:24:17.920 he's very like

01:24:18.160 he's very bad

01:24:19.620 they're printing more dollars

01:24:22.260 in the Federal Reserve right now

01:24:23.580 doesn't he look exactly

01:24:26.000 like his mind comfy photo

01:24:27.500 yeah

01:24:28.760 oh he does

01:24:29.580 I'm creating a new blood pillow

01:24:31.680 for you guys

01:24:32.220 we gotta sell this shit

01:24:33.040 very nice baby

01:24:34.460 very nice

01:24:35.060 he's getting blood

01:24:35.900 on that hotel pillow

01:24:36.760 right now

01:24:37.460 I'm trying to figure out

01:24:38.240 what the

01:24:38.660 is that watermelon

01:24:39.620 on the

01:24:40.180 it looks like

01:24:41.360 he looks exactly like that

01:24:42.080 look at him

01:24:42.360 I thought it was planets

01:24:43.680 or something

01:24:44.300 no if you look at

01:24:45.300 his background

01:24:46.540 it looks like

01:24:47.640 you know what's weird

01:24:49.140 so

01:24:49.960 I have

01:24:50.860 I had the same

01:24:52.300 anticipatory anxiety

01:24:53.500 for this event

01:24:54.680 as I do all the others

01:24:55.660 but as soon as I got on stage

01:24:57.400 the same shit

01:24:58.060 that happened in DC

01:24:58.940 happened with this one too

01:25:00.060 so I think like

01:25:00.920 he was like

01:25:01.420 these niggas ain't shit

01:25:02.280 yeah

01:25:03.180 yeah

01:25:03.520 I was like

01:25:04.200 it was weird

01:25:04.980 because in the back room

01:25:06.060 in the back room

01:25:07.040 it was all like

01:25:07.860 like

01:25:08.460 I felt like

01:25:09.340 Brett and Cash

01:25:10.680 and even Angela

01:25:11.680 were totally

01:25:13.100 like relaxed

01:25:14.240 and confident

01:25:15.040 but then

01:25:15.800 what's going on

01:25:17.000 it's night time

01:25:18.280 and when it's night time

01:25:19.120 it's a much

01:25:19.680 it's a much deeper

01:25:20.660 darker vibe

01:25:21.500 it's very bad

01:25:22.040 it's night time

01:25:22.760 for sure

01:25:23.560 but then as soon as

01:25:24.800 as soon as we actually

01:25:25.720 got on stage

01:25:26.340 I felt like I was actually

01:25:27.640 the most confident

01:25:28.500 of all of them

01:25:29.160 which is super weird

01:25:30.140 you were more confident

01:25:31.580 than Rob Schneider

01:25:32.100 that makes me feel weird

01:25:33.000 how dare you

01:25:34.140 more confident than Rob Schneider

01:25:35.100 no no

01:25:35.460 Rob wasn't on stage

01:25:36.560 with us

01:25:36.920 so I wasn't

01:25:37.540 no

01:25:38.260 Rob is super confident

01:25:40.160 we were talking about

01:25:41.120 how to defeat

01:25:41.600 the deep state

01:25:42.160 oh god

01:25:43.340 with Rob Schneider

01:25:44.460 Rob Schneider

01:25:45.420 defeats the deep state

01:25:46.660 we were talking about exactly

01:25:47.080 how to do that earlier

01:25:48.080 Rob Schneider is

01:25:49.980 a terrorist

01:25:50.860 you guys want to play

01:25:55.220 this Laney edit

01:25:55.900 wait a second

01:25:57.000 think about

01:25:57.580 how bizarre is that

01:25:58.560 you're talking about

01:25:59.220 the fucking fisherman

01:26:00.040 from 51st Dates

01:26:01.120 and you're talking about

01:26:01.920 how to defeat

01:26:02.660 the United States government

01:26:04.180 with him

01:26:05.260 on stage

01:26:05.840 in front of a thousand people

01:26:06.840 in Las Vegas

01:26:07.220 no no no

01:26:07.780 I wasn't on stage

01:26:08.660 with Rob

01:26:09.160 I was not on stage

01:26:10.160 with Rob

01:26:10.520 imagine sharing a stage

01:26:11.500 with Rob Schneider

01:26:12.380 that's like a really big deal

01:26:14.540 to share a stage

01:26:15.420 when Rob saw Clinton

01:26:17.600 how tall he was

01:26:18.220 did he go

01:26:18.520 that's a huge bitch

01:26:19.820 I can't believe

01:26:22.460 like Rob Schneider

01:26:24.180 opened for you

01:26:25.380 that's insane dude

01:26:27.020 I can't believe

01:26:28.220 he asked you

01:26:28.700 to be in his next movie

01:26:29.660 that's fucking nuts dude

01:26:30.880 yo Spike

01:26:31.720 Grant Russell

01:26:32.480 is a state leader

01:26:33.540 I thought you were

01:26:33.880 about to say Spike Lee

01:26:34.740 and I was like

01:26:35.420 Spike Lee was there

01:26:36.420 put that in your profile

01:26:37.780 Rob Schneider opened for me

01:26:38.720 so you know

01:26:39.820 who's that

01:26:40.780 oh yeah

01:26:42.080 don't worry about it

01:26:43.020 fucking Jew

01:26:44.020 I do feel like

01:26:45.200 Rob Schneider

01:26:45.720 has a fat

01:26:46.820 long penis though

01:26:47.980 I don't know

01:26:48.800 that's just the impression

01:26:49.720 maybe not long

01:26:50.680 I feel like it's

01:26:51.420 it's a short

01:26:52.040 I feel like it's twisty

01:26:53.220 like it's

01:26:53.580 chode

01:26:53.860 no no

01:26:55.000 I feel like

01:26:55.460 I feel like

01:26:56.420 he's rocking the Jose

01:26:57.260 just like stout

01:26:58.560 just a beer can

01:27:00.840 his dick looks like Jose

01:27:01.720 just a beer

01:27:02.820 his dick just looks like

01:27:04.580 it's short and stout

01:27:06.660 no literally

01:27:07.040 I had to come in

01:27:08.540 just to see Delaney at it

01:27:09.720 so if we could do that

01:27:10.480 I'd appreciate it

01:27:11.200 yeah

01:27:11.360 let's do it

01:27:12.340 let's do it

01:27:13.340 and then we're going

01:27:13.860 over the paywall

01:27:15.200 over the wall

01:27:17.940 it's just like

01:27:18.500 I would not be joining you

01:27:19.940 oh god

01:27:26.400 what a wonderful culture

01:27:28.100 this one

01:27:30.500 my preferred culture

01:27:35.180 how have I never seen this

01:27:36.480 why is he not answering the question

01:27:38.020 what are you doing to the beat

01:27:39.640 to put a foot or two

01:27:49.020 in my mouth

01:27:49.620 I don't know if it's

01:27:51.460 if it's even warranted

01:27:52.600 no one's ever mentioned anything

01:27:53.720 when you have a fucking piece

01:27:55.000 they are

01:27:55.440 they are raring to go

01:27:56.800 what are you talking about

01:27:58.020 I think Laney needs a wellness check

01:28:18.240 yes my dick never farted

01:28:19.500 you're going to have a flame

01:28:22.980 coming out of your butthole

01:28:24.320 if you have an age of that

01:28:26.720 you ain't seen nothing yet

01:28:29.060 that's cool

01:28:31.960 that's really cool

01:28:33.500 I got to have it

01:28:35.160 I miss Mr. Magic

01:28:36.400 I deliver

01:28:38.320 I'm pretty confident

01:28:41.960 that we're going to have

01:28:42.900 like

01:28:43.240 just pedos lined up

01:28:45.220 against the wall

01:28:45.820 being machine guns

01:28:46.860 this is a great

01:28:51.680 this is a great thing

01:28:52.440 for the show

01:28:52.940 we

01:28:53.600 we set up pedophiles

01:28:55.500 one

01:28:56.420 we get dicks for cocktober

01:28:57.720 and two

01:28:58.600 we also get to make

01:28:59.800 these pedophile

01:29:00.420 beat up videos too

01:29:01.400 we get to find them

01:29:02.240 and beat the fuck out of them

01:29:03.040 and then we get to rate

01:29:04.020 their dicks

01:29:04.700 on streaming

01:29:05.800 on the other side

01:29:06.800 yo what if Tower Gang

01:29:09.780 just became pedo hunters

01:29:10.900 can that happen

01:29:11.680 did we just pause it

01:29:12.920 what happened here

01:29:13.520 was at the end

01:29:14.480 that was a good video though

01:29:16.580 that was a banger

01:29:17.140 definitely a banger

01:29:19.480 Lainey's the best

01:29:20.320 Lainey's a master

01:29:22.440 at what

01:29:23.020 the timing on that

01:29:23.740 they even dropped the word

01:29:24.880 it said Jew in the song

01:29:26.320 at one point

01:29:26.720 they dropped the Jew shit

01:29:27.620 and it said faggot

01:29:28.300 it's like he just listens

01:29:29.200 to hip hop

01:29:29.640 that says all the words

01:29:30.560 he wants

01:29:30.860 and times the clips around it

01:29:32.100 it seems like he's

01:29:32.960 he's getting better

01:29:33.780 like he's getting better

01:29:35.100 exponentially

01:29:35.940 that was something

01:29:36.620 he's evolving

01:29:38.020 somehow

01:29:38.960 there's two of them right

01:29:41.500 he was a woman

01:29:42.760 and now he's become

01:29:43.680 more of a man

01:29:44.760 yeah

01:29:45.320 like he was

01:29:45.800 he was man

01:29:46.320 then the woman

01:29:46.960 that was probably

01:29:48.240 his lowest

01:29:48.860 that testosterone

01:29:50.000 flowing now

01:29:51.160 oh yeah

01:29:51.820 I feel like

01:29:53.160 I do want to let

01:29:53.780 the audience know

01:29:54.520 you guys

01:29:55.540 because of you

01:29:56.320 we're now paying him

01:29:57.420 and he's our clip guy

01:29:58.860 well you're paying him

01:29:59.700 he's doing clips as well

01:30:00.220 yeah

01:30:01.220 actually

01:30:01.860 what I wanted to do

01:30:03.440 Toad

01:30:03.680 I asked Tyler also

01:30:04.800 to pull up the

01:30:05.600 because when Owen was on

01:30:07.400 we watched the clip

01:30:08.660 of the Raperpalooza 2

01:30:10.640 and I just listened

01:30:11.680 to Raperpalooza

01:30:12.500 it made him sad

01:30:14.060 and it kind of

01:30:14.480 threw off the vibe

01:30:15.140 but I listened to

01:30:16.040 Raperpalooza 2 again

01:30:17.200 for whatever reason

01:30:17.980 it just came on

01:30:18.780 it's dope

01:30:19.280 and I was like

01:30:19.760 that was fucking

01:30:21.120 crazy

01:30:22.020 Raperpalooza 2

01:30:22.300 The Smallacost

01:30:23.080 The Smallacost

01:30:24.240 so Tyler

01:30:24.800 if you could play that edit

01:30:26.040 because

01:30:26.380 you want to do that

01:30:26.820 in the Patreon

01:30:28.280 we do have

01:30:29.300 we do have a new

01:30:30.060 Smallacost too

01:30:31.000 I don't know

01:30:31.300 I don't know

01:30:31.600 if there's any content there

01:30:32.640 we're at an hour and a half

01:30:33.680 yeah let's do it

01:30:34.660 behind the paywall

01:30:35.880 we'll do that

01:30:36.360 this is what we start off with

01:30:37.800 real quick

01:30:38.940 real quick

01:30:39.300 I gotta tell you guys

01:30:40.340 I was kicking it

01:30:41.320 with one of the

01:30:42.380 Smallacost people

01:30:43.380 and I didn't even remember

01:30:44.720 that we did the bit

01:30:46.260 that she was in that photo

01:30:47.320 it's Lila

01:30:48.160 and you said

01:30:50.140 in the podcast

01:30:51.400 that you wanted to

01:30:52.220 punt her across the room

01:30:53.020 didn't you

01:30:53.400 yeah cause she was

01:30:54.480 talking shit

01:30:55.020 and I said

01:30:55.540 look Lila

01:30:56.260 I don't want to

01:30:56.800 punch you

01:30:57.120 but I will

01:30:57.660 and then I thought

01:30:59.160 about it afterwards

01:30:59.740 and I was like

01:31:00.200 oh fuck

01:31:00.580 I should have told her

01:31:01.160 about the Smallacost

01:31:02.020 oh fuck

01:31:02.600 I should have said

01:31:03.220 why

01:31:03.480 do you think she would

01:31:05.340 vibe with it

01:31:06.240 I don't know

01:31:07.020 yeah for sure

01:31:08.140 dude she's like

01:31:09.280 real hardcore comics

01:31:10.920 she would love it

01:31:11.540 no this crossed the line

01:31:13.220 I talked about

01:31:13.620 smashing her

01:31:14.320 on the corner of the wall

01:31:15.260 do you remember her

01:31:16.260 on Timcast

01:31:17.020 when they were all

01:31:17.620 being like

01:31:17.900 and you could just

01:31:18.920 see in her face

01:31:19.500 she's like

01:31:20.460 like this little

01:31:21.360 midget bitch

01:31:22.040 just like you pussies

01:31:23.160 we said that we would

01:31:24.500 smack her against the wall

01:31:26.020 until her head

01:31:27.180 no not her

01:31:27.820 no no no

01:31:28.700 what you said about her

01:31:29.760 was mean Cole

01:31:30.600 you were like

01:31:31.340 this a lot

01:31:32.060 you were mean

01:31:32.440 what's her name

01:31:32.960 fucking this

01:31:33.840 Lila

01:31:34.260 Lila

01:31:34.720 whatever

01:31:34.980 Lila Hart

01:31:35.880 Lila Hart

01:31:36.800 her square shaped body

01:31:39.380 I could never

01:31:39.980 I could never

01:31:40.740 every time

01:31:41.260 they brought the picture

01:31:41.980 of you

01:31:42.180 you're like

01:31:42.340 oh no

01:31:43.020 I agree

01:31:43.780 it's much nicer

01:31:44.580 to say

01:31:45.000 I'll burst her

01:31:45.780 against the wall

01:31:46.480 than it is to say

01:31:47.260 I would never

01:31:47.800 fuck her

01:31:48.200 grotesque

01:31:48.580 I think

01:31:49.160 she would

01:31:49.900 get a kick

01:31:50.900 out of the

01:31:51.400 exploding her body

01:31:52.300 part

01:31:52.580 I don't think

01:31:53.100 she would

01:31:53.420 really enjoy

01:31:54.140 us saying

01:31:54.640 that we would

01:31:55.420 fuck the other

01:31:55.980 midgets

01:31:56.280 but not her

01:31:56.920 it was so funny

01:31:59.900 that she was

01:32:00.420 laughing out

01:32:00.960 everybody's

01:32:01.660 priorities

01:32:02.260 the way it progressed

01:32:03.400 was like

01:32:03.960 it was like

01:32:04.720 which one would you

01:32:05.700 and then it turned

01:32:06.320 into which one

01:32:07.080 smells

01:32:07.760 which was a great

01:32:08.720 question

01:32:09.160 maybe it's better

01:32:10.400 that you didn't

01:32:10.960 tell her

01:32:11.680 then Cole was like

01:32:12.620 I think I can

01:32:13.520 knock them out

01:32:14.060 Cole was like

01:32:16.960 I think I can

01:32:17.420 knock this bitch out

01:32:18.200 I don't think

01:32:18.620 he can knock

01:32:18.980 any of them out

01:32:19.520 and then it turned

01:32:20.340 into how you

01:32:20.880 killed them

01:32:21.420 she's gonna

01:32:22.720 make you

01:32:23.240 oh my god

01:32:24.220 yo

01:32:25.020 Jack

01:32:26.080 that was

01:32:26.580 fire

01:32:27.020 Lainey we need

01:32:28.340 to make a super

01:32:29.260 chopped up

01:32:29.960 version of that

01:32:30.720 where you take

01:32:31.280 out all the

01:32:31.760 mean stuff

01:32:32.180 about Lila

01:32:32.700 and that way

01:32:33.100 you can present

01:32:33.500 it to her

01:32:33.840 and she can

01:32:34.140 present to her

01:32:34.600 audience

01:32:34.780 as if nothing

01:32:35.620 ever happened

01:32:36.140 make one the way

01:32:36.980 that Clint

01:32:37.460 remembers it

01:32:38.260 because clearly

01:32:39.040 he doesn't

01:32:39.460 remember it

01:32:40.180 the way it

01:32:40.780 actually was

01:32:41.460 look she

01:32:42.360 can accept

01:32:43.160 Cole saying

01:32:43.820 that he would

01:32:44.140 violently murder

01:32:44.940 her

01:32:45.140 she just

01:32:45.500 can't

01:32:45.760 accept

01:32:46.080 him

01:32:46.480 hold on

01:32:48.160 Clint

01:32:48.420 you should

01:32:48.840 come for the

01:32:49.420 post show

01:32:50.120 just to listen

01:32:50.700 to that Lainey

01:32:51.440 edit

01:32:51.580 we're gonna

01:32:51.860 play the

01:32:52.160 first thing

01:32:52.520 we do

01:32:52.840 come to the

01:32:54.100 penthouse

01:32:54.400 yeah it's

01:32:54.660 called the

01:32:55.040 what's it

01:32:55.380 called the

01:32:55.680 post show

01:32:56.000 penthouse

01:32:56.500 because it's

01:32:56.920 the top of

01:32:57.800 the tower

01:32:58.140 only cool people

01:32:59.280 go there

01:32:59.660 I'll come for

01:33:00.100 that part

01:33:00.440 but then I

01:33:00.780 gotta bounce

01:33:01.280 alright yeah

01:33:02.220 so let's do that

01:33:02.840 all right

01:33:06.260 yeah bye

01:33:06.940 see you later

01:33:07.680 Cole's clip

01:33:08.400 corner

01:33:08.680 okay

01:33:11.100 wait are we

01:33:11.920 happening

01:33:12.140 it's the

01:33:12.560 tower power

01:33:13.300 hour slut

01:33:14.140 to the tower

01:33:14.740 power hour

01:33:15.320 bitch

01:33:15.800 no way

01:33:16.380 Jose

01:33:16.880 liberty

01:33:17.660 lockdown

01:33:18.220 to the tower

01:33:19.100 power

01:33:19.460 bitch

01:33:20.300 Reed

01:33:21.480 Cole

01:33:24.160 Top Lobster

01:33:26.260 and Toad

01:33:27.200 tower gang

01:33:28.460 tower gang

01:33:28.960 tower gang

01:33:29.460 tower gang

01:33:30.020 tower gang

01:33:31.020 tower gang

01:33:31.500 tower gang

01:33:31.980 devulty lock

01:33:32.780 is truth

01:33:33.280 eh

01:33:33.620 same with

01:33:34.520 lobster

01:33:34.880 Cole and

01:33:35.520 Jose

01:33:35.940 Toad is

01:33:37.060 sick

01:33:37.300 no way

01:33:37.840 Jose

01:33:38.220 they made

01:33:40.480 dave smith

01:33:40.980 all his

01:33:42.580 tower

01:33:43.420 tower gang

01:33:44.100 tower gang

01:33:44.460 tower gang

01:33:45.040 tower gang

01:33:45.580 tower gang

01:33:46.020 he made

01:33:47.000 challenges

01:33:47.260 her

01:33:48.000 all his

01:33:48.600 fame

01:33:48.820 tower gang

01:33:49.540 tower gang

01:33:51.140 tower gang

01:34:00.820 tower gang

01:34:01.440 tower gang

01:34:01.460 tower gang

01:34:01.940 tower gang

01:34:01.960 That's all, folks.

Tower Gang - July 11, 2024

Ep 185 - Dildo Mystery Box w⧸ The Raven

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