Tower Gang - Ep 185 - Dildo Mystery Box w⧸ The Raven

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00:00:12.340 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:15.000 David do it. I want to be outraged.

00:00:16.540 Fuck you. 1.00

00:00:30.000 The city's retarded. 1.00

00:00:41.420 The city's retarded. 1.00

00:00:42.320 It's Fodogate Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:00:46.060 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:50.180 I want to listen to music from the hood. 0.94

00:00:52.140 I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:00:53.880 Yes.

00:00:54.160 Right.

00:00:56.420 I've been replying for another one, and in the background of mine, I was like, 0.95

00:01:00.000 It would be me that it's a retarded baby. 1.00

00:01:01.960 But it would be so cool. 0.86

00:01:03.460 And I'm like,

00:01:04.040 You and your down.

00:01:08.600 Nah, that's a good point. 1.00

00:01:10.120 He didn't fuck his mom. 1.00

00:01:11.580 He just had his dick in her. 1.00

00:01:16.540 Why are we talking about f*** on this show? 1.00

00:01:18.460 What? 0.99

00:01:21.420 Oh, that's too far.

00:01:23.800 I'm asking a question.

00:01:27.580 Start.

00:01:28.100 Wall with the feet. 0.99

00:01:30.320 Skip the pussies. 1.00

00:01:31.560 Skip it. 0.99

00:01:32.180 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:01:33.740 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:01:35.060 Welcome to Nidgetown. 1.00

00:01:40.000 Welcome back to Tower Gang, retards. 1.00

00:01:43.280 It is I, David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. 0.88

00:01:46.500 The Raven, a.k.a.

00:01:48.420 Clinturus Tussle.

00:01:50.380 Joining me is Top Lobster of TopLobster.com and one half of Nephilim Death Squad.

00:01:56.620 Also, we have Cole, who just launched his own very racist show today. 0.98

00:02:01.140 Two f***ing day. 0.98

00:02:02.580 What is it? 0.97

00:02:03.520 The colon cleanse.

00:02:05.020 Is it not colon cleanse?

00:02:06.280 I want it to be colon cleanse.

00:02:07.000 Colon cleanse is actually a really good name for it. 0.98

00:02:08.220 That's a great f***ing name. 0.99

00:02:09.400 But it's Cole's Culture Corner, all with K's because he's retarded. 0.99

00:02:12.780 We got Jose.

00:02:14.360 Are you still doing?

00:02:15.380 No way, Jose. 0.99

00:02:16.260 I don't even know what the f*** you're doing. 0.97

00:02:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.97

00:02:17.660 It's like the format is Ari Dead's like a subset of it.

00:02:20.480 I do a live stream every week.

00:02:21.800 There we go.

00:02:22.440 And then I do like the deep dives as well.

00:02:23.940 And you may actually recognize him from the intermissions on Timeline Cleanse.

00:02:30.920 It is Toad of Better Off Dead.

00:02:33.720 I told you earlier, I've been playing your show while I eat sandwiches very disrespectfully.

00:02:38.420 And the chat loves it, I got to admit.

00:02:40.100 Wait, wait.

00:02:40.460 You play Better Off Dead?

00:02:41.980 I do, yeah. 0.99

00:02:42.800 I play Better Off Dead while I'm getting a sandwich and s***. 0.87

00:02:45.440 It's a lot of fun. 0.80

00:02:47.060 I don't know.

00:02:47.440 It's the greatest piece of content that comes out of your show.

00:02:51.420 Yes, we did fire Clint all the way to Las Vegas where he's having the time of his life this week. 0.99

00:02:55.880 Did that make you guys' dick jump a little bit? 0.97

00:02:57.500 I really dug that for intro, at least for Raven. 0.98

00:02:59.940 Maybe that wouldn't flow with Clint, but we even respected Raven.

00:03:02.780 Let him do the introductions.

00:03:04.260 We respected.

00:03:05.940 Yeah, you guys didn't interrupt me.

00:03:07.380 I was like, I don't know how far I'm going to get into this.

00:03:09.840 Yeah, that felt good.

00:03:11.420 That was nice, dude.

00:03:12.440 That was really nice.

00:03:13.060 There's something about Scatman and Raven.

00:03:15.860 When Raven came in, he was like, yo, welcome to Tower Game.

00:03:18.320 And the dude's just like, skippity-bop.

00:03:21.140 I'm in.

00:03:21.900 I'm in.

00:03:22.740 Can I?

00:03:23.140 Next time I come on the show, I want a little tag right here that says Clinturus Tussle as my third nickname.

00:03:30.320 I like that.

00:03:30.780 That's not a bad.

00:03:31.360 I came up with that right before we started.

00:03:33.780 Look at that. 0.94

00:03:34.200 That's f***ing ad-libbing, dude. 0.95

00:03:35.420 Yo, so I actually went, I just thought, because I saw your Nethlum Death Squad shirt. 0.96

00:03:40.120 I went outside in this shirt today.

00:03:42.320 I actually went to Chick-fil-A in it.

00:03:44.160 I got so many looks at me.

00:03:46.860 And I think because they could just tell, like, is that guy wearing a shirt of himself with a retard helmet on? 0.98

00:03:53.880 So many people were giving me double takes.

00:03:57.040 They were like, is that you?

00:04:00.380 I started, Elizabeth brought me a coffee, like from Dutch Bros.

00:04:03.640 I put the coffee over my head.

00:04:05.480 Stand up real quick.

00:04:06.040 Let me see it, because it's weird.

00:04:07.900 It's weird to like.

00:04:08.840 You have a retard helmet on? 1.00

00:04:10.560 Yeah. 0.98

00:04:11.100 Oh, my God.

00:04:13.160 Luckily, mine does not look much like me at all. 0.64

00:04:16.320 At least not my current me.

00:04:17.640 At one point I had the air cut and facial hair.

00:04:19.500 I started holding, like, my cup over my retard helmet head. 0.96

00:04:26.420 I was just like, I don't want anybody to see that.

00:04:28.160 I wear that shirt.

00:04:29.100 I have that shirt in bright blue. 0.96

00:04:30.960 And I wear it in public and never think about, like, what people, like, when they look at me, they're like, what the fuck is going on on this guy's shirt? 0.92

00:04:37.500 I just take it for granted.

00:04:38.940 Yeah, because I don't think anybody, like, it's not a normal shirt you would see.

00:04:42.420 You don't see a lot of shirts with people's faces on them, like, just people, just characters of people.

00:04:47.780 You don't see that a lot.

00:04:49.160 I mean.

00:04:49.460 Do you guys, do you guys, I'm assuming you guys' wives steal your, I mean, obviously, toad excluded, but steal your shirts and, like, wear them around the house?

00:04:54.980 My wife was wearing my Cocktober shirt yesterday, actually. 1.00

00:04:58.660 My wife.

00:04:58.960 Wait, wait, wait, still, like, shirts in general or the podcast shirts?

00:05:01.400 Yeah, like, my wife, the point I was getting at, that's, like, the shirt you have on that I have, that's, like, one of my wife's stolen shirts. 1.00

00:05:06.900 And I just don't even bother to get it back.

00:05:08.140 Like, it's yours.

00:05:08.700 I don't care.

00:05:09.140 Like, if anything, it's kind of hot, like, there's me, and you're not wearing a bra. 1.00

00:05:13.140 Oh, I should fuck her in this shirt. 1.00

00:05:16.200 Something about my wife, when in Rome. 1.00

00:05:22.760 Something about my wife wearing a shirt with my dick on her chest is, like, I'm like, that's fucking hot. 1.00

00:05:29.340 I like that. 1.00

00:05:30.060 I actually really like that. 0.95

00:05:31.220 Especially no bra, because then it's, like, you also see, like, titties below. 1.00

00:05:34.240 I'm going to make Elizabeth wear this shirt when I fuck her, and then I'm just going to see her titties, and it's going to be Reed's face, and part of Clint's face, and then your face. 1.00

00:05:44.080 I actually have a special request. 1.00

00:05:45.420 Can you make, like, a sheer material one or something? 0.52

00:05:48.120 That way it's, like, full titties, but it's still, there's me.

00:05:52.240 You've got to start doing, like, a line of podcast merch, right, where it's, like, Tower Gang, Death from Death Squad.

00:05:59.500 No, not a line of cocaine, but when it's, but it's, like, sexy wear.

00:06:03.000 Like, I don't know, like a mesh kind of situation, but it's just got a little Tower Gang tag on it. 0.99

00:06:08.940 I want assless chaps. 1.00

00:06:10.800 You should call it the husband shirt and, like, be, like, the same cut as, like, a dude shirt, so it's a long thing. 0.98

00:06:16.560 You can pull out and skeet on your favorite podcast face.

00:06:20.640 Is this a market that I haven't thought of?

00:06:22.740 Yeah.

00:06:23.900 You're talking about men.

00:06:25.400 They're saying degeneracy in the chat.

00:06:27.100 I'm literally just wanting to know my wife with my face on her.

00:06:29.940 That's the least degenerate thing in the world.

00:06:31.920 I want to see him take a crack at making sexy wear, dude.

00:06:35.320 I want to see a different side of him.

00:06:37.400 Yeah, I want to see, like, the same thing as, like, the bikini, like, the U.S. flag bikinis.

00:06:43.220 I want to see that, but, like, a Tower Gang version.

00:06:45.560 Like, basically, it's just.

00:06:47.160 Where it's one titty has an airplane and the other titty has the Twin Towers.

00:06:50.500 Oh.

00:06:51.600 And when they smash them together.

00:06:54.460 Oh, my God.

00:06:55.340 And you can even market it as an omission way for couples.

00:06:58.520 Pull the schmooly. 1.00

00:06:59.500 Pull the schmooly where it's, like, oh, it's just sex stuff for fucking couples. 1.00

00:07:02.760 I think early on I had the idea. 1.00

00:07:06.140 I feel like early on I had the idea that we should get molds of our dick and then sell that as dildos. 0.99

00:07:12.760 Yeah, I would say that that would be. 0.99

00:07:14.400 But, dude, there's no way your wife would sign off on that one. 0.99

00:07:17.360 No, no, no.

00:07:17.760 Here's the kicker, though.

00:07:18.640 We don't assign whose is whose.

00:07:20.940 You just have to choose from the lineup.

00:07:22.880 It's just, like.

00:07:23.780 There's one of them that's way bigger than the rest.

00:07:25.640 You're like.

00:07:26.700 That's way smaller.

00:07:28.140 Like, okay, that's ravens. 1.00

00:07:30.920 Yo, dog, let me borrow your dick real quick. 1.00

00:07:34.360 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:07:35.280 That's when things get really weird.

00:07:36.840 It's like, I don't know.

00:07:37.860 I prefer that one.

00:07:39.180 What if, you know, like.

00:07:40.720 All right, so you know how they have those things where they're like, oh, buy this.

00:07:43.460 Like, we suggested buy the t-shirt, buy this guy's name, or buy this guy's name.

00:07:46.700 And there's, like, a poll. 0.99

00:07:48.360 If you could, like, get the show to a point where we had a big enough audience, we'd be like, buy this guy's dick. 0.99

00:07:53.020 And then he wins the prize. 0.99

00:07:54.380 And you're buying it.

00:07:55.760 They're buying it for their significant other. 1.00

00:07:57.480 So it's almost like you're fucking all your fans' wives. 1.00

00:08:01.180 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:01.720 I love that idea.

00:08:03.360 We're trying to start a cult, dog.

00:08:05.320 This is what I was saying.

00:08:06.640 When you guys were trying to brainstorm.

00:08:08.220 It's a little mystery box.

00:08:09.120 I love it.

00:08:09.960 You guys were trying to figure out how does Tower Gang make more money.

00:08:12.480 And what I was suggesting was this kind of, like, raffle idea, right? 0.98

00:08:15.300 Mold our dicks. 0.99

00:08:16.060 Well, yeah, mold your dicks. 1.00

00:08:17.540 Or, like, you know where they do butthole molds? 0.99

00:08:20.520 They do butthole molds.

00:08:21.400 They turn them into chocolate.

00:08:22.780 They turn them into chocolate.

00:08:23.700 So what if one lucky winner who bought Tower Gang merch in the month of, you know, whatever, May.

00:08:29.480 But it doesn't matter.

00:08:30.400 And you select one randomly.

00:08:32.840 And they get a box of, like, Cole's buttholes.

00:08:35.960 But they're chocolate.

00:08:36.920 You know what I mean?

00:08:37.500 I think that would be Cole's holes.

00:08:38.620 Do you think I can do that?

00:08:39.980 Cole's holes. 1.00

00:08:41.240 Do you think I can do that while keeping my butt hair, like, my ass pubes? 1.00

00:08:46.820 And so they would get the pubes and the chocolate as well. 0.98

00:08:49.940 Oh, it'd be like a fossil where you see the hairs in it, you know?

00:08:53.680 That's R&D.

00:08:54.400 That'd be kind of cool.

00:08:56.600 Fossilized pubes.

00:08:57.500 Are these fans? 1.00

00:08:57.640 I don't think I could shave my asshole. 1.00

00:08:59.780 I would not like that. 1.00

00:09:01.120 No, that's a risky situation.

00:09:03.240 I do it. 1.00

00:09:03.600 Shaving your asshole. 1.00

00:09:04.220 I know you do it. 1.00

00:09:05.380 But, like, because it's not about the... 1.00

00:09:06.860 Why do you shave your asshole, Toad? 1.00

00:09:08.300 Like, who's just going to see it? 1.00

00:09:09.660 And then it gets spiky and it gets itchy, no?

00:09:11.700 Yeah.

00:09:12.140 It becomes, like, an Iron Maiden.

00:09:13.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:14.180 Well, he's got, like, a little ass, though. 0.99

00:09:15.900 It becomes an Iron Maiden? 1.00

00:09:17.400 Yes. 1.00

00:09:17.600 You're talking about that fucking medieval death trap that motherfuckers get... 1.00

00:09:20.440 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:09:21.040 It's basically the thing of, like, where you can put something in it, but if you take

00:09:25.720 it out, it'll destroy...

00:09:26.880 It's like the...

00:09:27.760 It was a salt trap, if you remember.

00:09:29.220 There was a salt trap where you put your arm in, but it was like a four-piece, like, thing

00:09:35.060 where you stick your hand through, and it was razors, so when you put it in, it comes

00:09:39.240 out, but then when you try to pull it out, it's razors, and then it cuts your hand.

00:09:41.820 Take your skin off. 1.00

00:09:42.380 Well, look, you see, Cole and I both stick razors in our asshole. 1.00

00:09:45.620 I just stick it in the right direction. 1.00

00:09:48.200 You stick it in blade first?

00:09:49.340 Oh, so...

00:09:49.660 No, here's the thing.

00:09:50.060 So, blade first.

00:09:50.280 I want to know why you're doing this, because I know, like, it's probably some kind of sedacious,

00:09:56.220 like, mentality you have going on.

00:09:57.900 I think he did it. 1.00

00:09:58.800 So, you're still shaving your butthole? 1.00

00:10:00.520 Is that what you're saying? 1.00

00:10:01.180 It couldn't have been without fault.

00:10:03.380 Like, there has to be a couple of slips.

00:10:04.740 I thought...

00:10:05.420 Sorry, I remember you telling the story once, but I thought it was a one-time thing.

00:10:08.260 I didn't know you were still...

00:10:09.400 No, I do it regularly.

00:10:10.740 Listen to me.

00:10:11.360 This is why he does it, guys.

00:10:12.480 Like, shave.

00:10:12.720 Makes him a faster swimmer.

00:10:13.560 Like, full-on shave.

00:10:14.140 He wants to make him a faster...

00:10:15.420 Like, not, like, trim, shave.

00:10:16.940 Trim it.

00:10:17.300 No, he does it... 1.00

00:10:18.420 Fucking toad. 1.00

00:10:19.040 Toad. 1.00

00:10:19.440 I'm going to tell you... 1.00

00:10:20.220 I'm going to shave all that shit. 1.00

00:10:21.900 Bottom of the forest. 1.00

00:10:22.340 So, you're saying you put it on a, like, a higher blade.

00:10:25.580 Like, you don't, like, shave, shave.

00:10:27.180 Well, so I use the Manscaped Lawn Mower 4.0 right now, and I use that for,

00:10:34.740 No, you know what I'm asking.

00:10:37.920 Time out. 1.00

00:10:38.760 Shut up. 1.00

00:10:39.420 Shut up. 1.00

00:10:40.200 Where's our fucking... 1.00

00:10:41.060 Come on. 1.00

00:10:41.620 Tyler, pull it up.

00:10:42.220 Yeah, Tyler.

00:10:42.480 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:10:42.880 This guy's talking about the fucking lawnmower. 1.00

00:10:44.600 What about... 1.00

00:10:44.960 No.

00:10:45.160 The question, Toad, is are you getting down to that level of a shave?

00:10:49.060 Yes.

00:10:49.380 I don't...

00:10:49.780 What's up, man, Rob? 1.00

00:10:50.880 Okay, then you're fucking retarded, dude. 1.00

00:10:52.480 I did that once. 1.00

00:10:53.520 It was the worst thing I ever fucking did. 0.98

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00:11:11.880 These guys are veteran-owned, family-operated. 0.98

00:11:14.800 Apparently, Toad doesn't even use them, which is fucking disrespect. 0.96

00:11:18.300 I'm pretty sure you can be kicked off the show, dude, for not using them. 0.98

00:11:21.560 I'll tell you what happened.

00:11:22.260 I'll tell you what happened with Toad is that he shaved it one time because he heard...

00:11:26.220 I used a doll on my face. 0.99

00:11:27.580 Shut up. 1.00

00:11:27.980 Shut up. 1.00

00:11:28.400 I'll tell you what happened. 1.00

00:11:28.980 Oh, that's kind of respect.

00:11:29.780 Toad, go buy the dough.

00:11:32.000 They're great.

00:11:32.660 I use it once every month when I shave my neck.

00:11:36.620 That's it.

00:11:37.140 And the back of my neck.

00:11:37.740 I just use it for, you know...

00:11:38.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:39.800 So, this is what happened when you don't use Nadeau on your asshole. 1.00

00:11:43.100 What is that, though? 1.00

00:11:44.680 Dude, what the fuck happened here? 0.98

00:11:46.440 I went golfing. 1.00

00:11:47.300 I went golfing at a bachelor's party, and they were like, hey, dude, your ass is so fucking 1.00

00:11:53.600 sweaty. 0.99

00:11:54.780 And so I took a look at this thing.

00:11:55.500 That is not sweat.

00:11:56.920 That's where it went wrong.

00:11:57.700 Dude, those sweat stains are not consistent.

00:12:00.140 That's squirt organic sweat.

00:12:01.020 It's 100% sweat.

00:12:02.340 Wait, wait, wait.

00:12:03.360 You know that optical illusion where it looks like a wine glass in the middle, but it looks

00:12:07.380 like two faces arguing with each other? 0.98

00:12:09.120 Look at his right ass cheek. 1.00

00:12:10.500 It looks like a Jew, doesn't it? 1.00

00:12:11.500 There's like a big-nosed Jew on his right ass cheek, and it's looking at another one. 1.00

00:12:14.720 There's an optical illusion. 0.99

00:12:15.580 It looks like a spider's spider.

00:12:16.620 Actually, the right one actually looks like the side profile of a tit.

00:12:21.200 Ooh, yeah.

00:12:21.680 Hold on.

00:12:22.140 Keep that up. 1.00

00:12:23.320 I like ass... 1.00

00:12:24.320 Yeah, there's much more dignified than cocaine. 1.00

00:12:30.880 So this is what happens whenever you don't shave your asshole with Nadeau. 1.00

00:12:36.020 You get crazy butt sweat like this. 1.00

00:12:38.020 This is why I get crazy butt sweat. 1.00

00:12:39.840 So shave your asshole with Nadeau. 1.00

00:12:40.760 And what happened with Toad is the first time, so he shaved his asshole probably for some 1.00

00:12:47.220 reason for like, hey, women like it, nice and shaved. 1.00

00:12:50.340 And then he figured out if it grows out, it burns and hurts and itches like a motherfucker. 0.99

00:12:54.880 So he just continually did it, and now he's stuck in this for the rest of his life. 0.99

00:12:58.900 Wait, so you acknowledge that that is an issue, that that hurts, that happens, and you still

00:13:03.020 do it. 1.00

00:13:03.400 Do you just have like no ass, so it's really not that bad and you're just being a whiny bitch 1.00

00:13:06.220 about it, or what? 1.00

00:13:07.620 I mean, I don't know. 1.00

00:13:08.640 I swear to God, it was just swamp ass. 0.99

00:13:10.060 I swear. 1.00

00:13:10.420 No, he just wants to.

00:13:11.920 He likes the pain. 1.00

00:13:12.640 I don't have a huge ass, but no, he likes it when it hurts. 0.99

00:13:13.560 I'm like irate about this, because I remember it happening to me, and I'm like, why would 0.99

00:13:16.900 you keep doing that?

00:13:17.780 No, there's like...

00:13:18.580 It's pointless.

00:13:19.240 There's so much hair there.

00:13:20.740 I get my...

00:13:21.780 I actually... 1.00

00:13:23.100 You don't even fuck. 0.99

00:13:24.500 Like, what is even the point? 1.00

00:13:25.260 You don't even fuck. 1.00

00:13:26.960 Like, the reason I did it is because like my wife said something about when she was blowing 1.00

00:13:30.540 me one time, she saw some of the hair under the balls, and I was like, 0.92

00:13:33.500 You've been doing that regularly, so you don't want to try something new for you. 0.76

00:13:37.360 I'm just going to all of it, and then it was awful, and I was like, you know what?

00:13:40.300 We'll compromise.

00:13:41.240 I'll just go really deep down the taint.

00:13:42.840 Like, you're not going to see it. 1.00

00:13:44.000 Never the asshole again. 1.00

00:13:45.200 Awful idea. 1.00

00:13:46.280 But you keep fucking doing it, and I'm like kind of upset about it. 1.00

00:13:49.140 It's masochism. 1.00

00:13:49.680 He likes the way it hurts. 0.99

00:13:51.640 Well, one benefit of it is that it makes you unrapeable to gay dudes. 1.00

00:13:56.780 They're not going to want to stick their dick in that fucking... 1.00

00:13:58.380 You are not shaving your asshole for that reason. 1.00

00:14:01.540 No, I'm not. 1.00

00:14:02.020 You're not even getting macked on my gay dudes. 0.98

00:14:04.360 The hair, like having long hair like that really irritates me. 0.97

00:14:07.820 Like having any sort of like...

00:14:09.480 I understand that.

00:14:10.440 There are other options in shaving down to that.

00:14:12.500 My life is completely uninfected by long pubic hair or butthole hair. 1.00

00:14:17.200 I use a manual razor, and I get right into the fucking butthole. 1.00

00:14:20.800 But why? 1.00

00:14:22.860 To the point where I've made some mistakes and like giving myself some anal fissures doing it. 0.85

00:14:27.900 Right, right, right, right. 0.75

00:14:29.140 I feel like you're just playing with fire. 0.99

00:14:30.560 I just think he's a liar. 0.91

00:14:31.720 At this point, I just think he lies. 0.98

00:14:33.460 He just lies compulsively.

00:14:34.360 He does choose interesting things to lie about, though.

00:14:37.280 It's a fascinating lie.

00:14:37.860 I've never lied about that.

00:14:38.860 It makes no sense.

00:14:40.700 Talking about him being incapable, it was funny.

00:14:42.480 I was giving him some tips on Better Off Dead.

00:14:45.100 I was like, listen, dude.

00:14:46.760 Instagram reels and YouTube shorts are killing it in the gambling scene. 0.90

00:14:50.280 Now that he's a pro from fucking Cole's Culture Corner, he's like, let me give you a couple 0.95

00:14:52.820 points. 0.98

00:14:53.380 Which was an hour long.

00:14:55.480 I was like, dude.

00:14:57.340 I was like, it's killing it in the Instagram and YouTube shorts game.

00:15:01.120 Like, gambling is.

00:15:02.040 Like, people just put out these like minute long.

00:15:03.900 I was like, just cut it down to a minute.

00:15:05.200 He said, I'm literally incapable of cutting my content down to a minute long.

00:15:10.100 And he was like, I can't do it.

00:15:12.860 I'm like, this guy.

00:15:13.820 What are you talking about, Toad?

00:15:15.160 Let me show you your content. 0.99

00:15:16.880 Cut down to fucking three seconds long. 0.98

00:15:18.560 And it's amazing. 0.99

00:15:19.360 It's becoming so far beyond absurd.

00:15:22.340 It's like not even reality at this point.

00:15:25.420 Toad, that's your content, dude.

00:15:26.980 I was down in the dumps the other day and I watched an entire episode of Better Off Dead

00:15:31.940 willingly.

00:15:32.600 And you felt better about yourself after?

00:15:34.420 Yeah, actually, I kind of did.

00:15:35.460 Yeah, I think it was one of those things like misery loves company, right?

00:15:37.960 So I was like kind of feeling a little bit shitty.

00:15:40.280 And I just sat there.

00:15:41.100 It was only an 11 minute episode.

00:15:43.240 It's why you watch reality TV.

00:15:44.920 Because there's like episodes that are 10 minutes and then episodes that are 45 minutes.

00:15:49.240 And it's just no rhyme or reason to how long the episodes are going to be hard straight.

00:15:52.180 That is true.

00:15:53.240 I noticed. 0.98

00:15:53.840 I'm like, you got like a fucking, you know how long the show is going to be before you start? 0.99

00:15:56.800 No. 0.99

00:15:57.180 It just goes.

00:15:57.600 No, it's how long do I talk.

00:15:59.280 I think you picked the worst format.

00:16:01.000 I think what you should do is, like you said, short it up.

00:16:04.180 What bets do I have for day?

00:16:05.060 This literally list your picks.

00:16:07.080 Give very little reasoning.

00:16:08.440 Just confidently be like, these guys are up.

00:16:10.300 They blah, blah, blah.

00:16:10.900 And then you can have long.

00:16:12.260 You can have long.

00:16:12.920 Why aren't you doing it long?

00:16:15.240 I should.

00:16:16.140 You can have long form content that explains this.

00:16:18.620 You don't need to explain each individual thing.

00:16:20.940 If anyone asks you on social media, you'd be like, well, I talked about on this episode. 0.98

00:16:23.820 I keep the long form content where I'm explaining this shit, but then I also do the short shit. 0.99

00:16:28.980 Yes. 0.99

00:16:29.400 The shorts will get you so much more.

00:16:31.900 Try it right now.

00:16:32.760 Toad.

00:16:33.060 Try it right now.

00:16:33.800 You got like two.

00:16:34.360 Great job.

00:16:34.960 You answered every question.

00:16:37.080 You knew all the facts.

00:16:40.960 That's phenomenal. 0.99

00:16:42.660 Fucking that's funny. 0.98

00:16:43.840 I love listening to Dr. Jill, man. 0.99

00:16:46.660 Everybody be quiet, everybody, for a minute.

00:16:49.540 Toad, you have like one minute. 0.98

00:16:50.980 Do better off dead to a live audience. 0.99

00:16:52.540 See what they say. 0.68

00:16:53.980 See how you play off. 1.00

00:16:54.740 One minute on due for, fuck. 1.00

00:16:58.380 I mean, are you doing WNBA? 1.00

00:17:00.620 Are you betting?

00:17:01.240 Oh, okay.

00:17:01.980 I bet you.

00:17:02.680 What's going on right now?

00:17:05.340 Baseball.

00:17:06.220 Baseball.

00:17:06.820 Okay.

00:17:07.180 Just list your picks and say them confidently.

00:17:10.320 You got a minute.

00:17:11.020 Don't give any reasoning.

00:17:12.880 Listen, man. 0.99

00:17:13.480 Today we got the fucking under in the Chicago White Sox-Minnesota Twins game. 0.99

00:17:18.860 Under eight and a half. 1.00

00:17:20.560 These two fucking pitchers, man. 1.00

00:17:21.840 They're going to go in there. 1.00

00:17:22.540 They're going to light it up.

00:17:23.280 They're going to shut both these offenses down. 0.99

00:17:26.120 I don't even give a fuck. 0.99

00:17:27.520 Bet the under. 1.00

00:17:28.540 Do it.

00:17:29.280 This is what my audience sees when I leave for decades.

00:17:31.280 There you go.

00:17:32.120 That's all you had to do.

00:17:33.160 That's all you had to do.

00:17:33.760 You need to tighten it up a bit.

00:17:35.320 You do need to tighten it up.

00:17:36.200 Stop trying to swear so much.

00:17:37.840 That way you can get like three picks in or whatever. 0.99

00:17:39.900 It sounds like you're just swearing for the fuck of it. 0.98

00:17:43.440 Sometimes you get put on the spot. 0.99

00:17:44.980 You do a lot of swearing.

00:17:45.880 That happens.

00:17:46.000 I think Toad needs to do like 10 minutes to 40 minutes live.

00:17:51.040 That's what he does.

00:17:51.680 I think there's people watching.

00:17:53.100 No, he doesn't do it live.

00:17:54.780 He pre-records it.

00:17:55.200 Listen, guys. 0.99

00:17:55.560 The Minnesota Twins, they got a fucking spick pitching, so you know they're going to fucking 1.00

00:17:58.600 win this game. 1.00

00:17:59.440 The other team's different.

00:18:00.360 It's too much.

00:18:00.920 Do you do racist stuff on your Better Off Dead or do you keep it clean?

00:18:05.040 No, I do not.

00:18:06.180 I literally think you should do nothing but the shorts.

00:18:08.880 You should do maybe like stuff on like your theory, like your reasoning behind when you

00:18:12.160 do it.

00:18:12.380 Do series on gambling, sports gambling 101, and interviews with other people in the area

00:18:16.460 so you're in that thing so you're networking as well.

00:18:18.800 There you go.

00:18:19.380 You got all your bases covered.

00:18:20.920 Don't even bother trying to explain your individual picks. 1.00

00:18:23.060 It's a fucking waste of time. 0.99

00:18:23.600 You've got 700 episodes that nobody has seen because he's right. 0.99

00:18:27.420 You're not in the community, but I think his show really shines if he's doing it live 0.99

00:18:31.840 and he's saying like his Better Off Dead shit and the audience is just disagreeing 0.99

00:18:35.320 with him. 1.00

00:18:35.800 And he's fighting with him because you know he's going to fucking fight with him. 0.98

00:18:38.780 If you don't explain it, they have to come to social media to argue with you. 0.98

00:18:42.600 There you go.

00:18:43.580 And then like, yeah.

00:18:45.480 I think that's what it is.

00:18:46.420 If we start just taking a controversial sports pick no matter what.

00:18:49.360 All of his sports picks are controversial, David.

00:18:52.120 Every single one of them.

00:18:53.260 He'll tell you like, he'll be like, listen, Alex Pereira, he's got no shot against Jiri

00:18:57.940 Prohaska.

00:18:58.520 How do I know?

00:18:59.620 Well, the lines.

00:19:00.960 Okay.

00:19:01.300 And I've studied the numbers.

00:19:02.320 And we say, Toad, have you ever watched a fight? 1.00

00:19:04.660 He's like, I don't watch that shit, but I can tell you how it goes. 0.99

00:19:07.900 Can we do this? 1.00

00:19:08.000 Can we do this?

00:19:08.240 Wait, wait.

00:19:08.500 Top, top, top.

00:19:09.000 Can we do this?

00:19:09.500 I want to teach Toad because there's a guy, right?

00:19:11.960 Alex Pereira.

00:19:12.720 Is he a pitcher?

00:19:13.700 Jesus Christ.

00:19:14.400 There's a guy that does sports bets and he's a numerology guy.

00:19:18.320 And I don't know if he does well.

00:19:19.600 I don't think he does well.

00:19:20.320 But what I want to do is I want to teach Toad how to do numerology so he can have that as

00:19:28.940 a niche.

00:19:29.620 And I want to see if it does any better for him than what he's doing now.

00:19:33.320 That's what I want to do.

00:19:34.200 Dog.

00:19:34.620 No, wait.

00:19:35.280 The niche is numerology sports betting.

00:19:38.700 That's what I'm saying. 0.98

00:19:40.120 Dude, I've won for so fucking long. 0.95

00:19:43.660 And my bet today won. 0.98

00:19:44.760 That was the Twins White Sox double trouble.

00:19:46.320 How much money did you win?

00:19:47.140 The one that I just gave up, that was a winner.

00:19:51.420 Go back to that.

00:19:52.280 Pull that back up again, Tyler, please.

00:19:53.820 I'm sorry.

00:19:54.280 The numbers were crazy.

00:19:56.100 Yeah, they're awesome, right?

00:19:58.240 The thumbnails are fire.

00:19:59.960 What's really funny is it gets under top skin so much.

00:20:02.200 Why is he wearing like a gangster's outfit?

00:20:04.560 Is that like a...

00:20:05.140 Wee, cool.

00:20:05.880 Who's your padre? 0.99

00:20:06.580 Because I'm a fucking better. 1.00

00:20:07.900 Because I'm a gambler, baby. 1.00

00:20:09.580 That's my fucking zoot suit, fedora, gambler outfit. 1.00

00:20:12.760 That's what I thought I was looking at. 1.00

00:20:14.260 You know what?

00:20:14.700 I actually dig it.

00:20:15.680 Saturnals.

00:20:16.160 It's really funny.

00:20:18.460 Oh my God.

00:20:19.420 Jeez.

00:20:20.040 Why do you talk out of the side of your mouth?

00:20:22.220 Please play one.

00:20:23.020 Please play one.

00:20:23.640 It looks like the cockroach in Men in Black.

00:20:26.040 Go back.

00:20:27.300 Go back.

00:20:27.920 Go back.

00:20:28.760 Go back to the first one.

00:20:29.700 Go to the first one.

00:20:30.280 The one where he looks excited.

00:20:31.260 To the first one.

00:20:32.520 Not that one.

00:20:33.140 To the first one.

00:20:33.680 That first one was done at Topps' house.

00:20:35.940 That was a winner, baby.

00:20:37.740 It was at Topps' house.

00:20:39.080 That one.

00:20:40.300 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:20:40.600 That's my fucking outside. 0.99

00:20:42.160 Why is he talking out of the side of his mouth? 1.00

00:20:46.160 Los Angeles.

00:20:46.960 Because I had a stroke.

00:20:47.840 Because I had a stroke.

00:20:47.880 I'm behind minus 125.

00:20:50.220 Major mismatch.

00:20:53.980 But you're doing fine.

00:20:56.180 You go from fine to doing that.

00:20:57.800 Mets hitters.

00:21:00.080 And the Mets have Carlos Carrasco going.

00:21:02.820 Shouldn't you have been socializing? 1.00

00:21:05.100 Pathetic all year. 1.00

00:21:05.740 It was literally. 1.00

00:21:06.840 Shouldn't you have been socializing?

00:21:07.700 It was so funny.

00:21:08.720 I was watching Cole on a trampoline.

00:21:10.340 Yes.

00:21:10.640 So this is that morning.

00:21:11.620 That morning that I went on a trampoline.

00:21:13.540 What I'm going to do.

00:21:14.860 Toad.

00:21:15.220 What I'm going to do for you. 1.00

00:21:16.820 And you need to fucking get serious about your shit. 1.00

00:21:19.260 I'm going to go on the What Are Those Pods. 1.00

00:21:21.000 And we're going to fucking review your podcast. 0.98

00:21:22.860 Because I told them. 0.99

00:21:23.320 Oh, that's funny.

00:21:24.080 This is why they contacted me.

00:21:26.520 They were like, hey, you want to come on the show?

00:21:27.720 I said, what would we talk about?

00:21:28.820 And they're like, I don't know.

00:21:29.980 What do you think?

00:21:30.580 And I said, I got this friend with this crazy show.

00:21:33.140 And they're like, yeah, you know what?

00:21:34.420 Come on and let's talk about that.

00:21:35.460 And then I've just been putting them off.

00:21:37.020 Mark, is that his name?

00:21:37.980 He knows.

00:21:38.260 Or Carl.

00:21:38.880 Carl knows his name.

00:21:39.960 Carl.

00:21:40.340 Yeah.

00:21:41.040 But he doesn't know Better Off Dead.

00:21:43.360 He does not.

00:21:44.420 He doesn't know Better Off Dead.

00:21:45.120 If he knew Better Off Dead, his entire show would be about Better Off Dead.

00:21:48.760 Dude, his entire worldview would be shattered.

00:21:51.700 It would change.

00:21:53.000 I'm telling you, though.

00:21:53.660 If you follow our tips, I think you actually do have.

00:21:55.560 I swear to God.

00:21:56.240 You have the kind of show that has viral potential.

00:21:58.400 Numerology is one of the tips.

00:21:59.480 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:22:00.960 It is like YouTube shorts and Instagram rules.

00:22:03.460 He's got a super chat.

00:22:04.680 Listen, man.

00:22:05.240 Mercury is in retrograde, so the Phoenix Mercury are going to win this.

00:22:08.620 Super chat from Rumble says, Toad Show.

00:22:11.020 The only problem is that everybody that.

00:22:13.380 Oh, there we go.

00:22:14.440 There we go.

00:22:14.780 Toad Show doesn't even show up when searched. 0.98

00:22:17.180 Where the fuck is it? 0.89

00:22:18.640 You got to get past 200 subscribers for everything before they throw you on the search. 1.00

00:22:23.820 When you take it Better Off Dead, YouTube gives you the suicide hotline.

00:22:26.740 Toad to Better Off Dead.

00:22:27.200 What did you say?

00:22:30.040 What I was going to say was the only problem.

00:22:31.920 So YouTube shorts, Instagram rails, all that stuff.

00:22:33.720 It works.

00:22:34.240 But what I've noticed is the people that are doing them are like fun and cool and like full

00:22:42.680 of charisma.

00:22:43.300 Oh, no, you need the opposite.

00:22:46.520 No, you don't.

00:22:47.180 He has a different, I'm telling you, if he just like fought the autism and didn't try

00:22:51.400 to explain it and did the tips we gave him, he has viral potential.

00:22:55.180 You can't dump your autism into like theory episodes. 0.91

00:22:58.300 Do series and shit for deep dives where people want to dig. 0.95

00:23:00.860 I mean, somewhere in there, I can change the autism to the a-rhythm. 0.98

00:23:05.100 We're going to do it.

00:23:05.580 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:23:06.200 Cole, think about the shit when you're scrolling Instagram, the shit that you're seeing. 1.00

00:23:10.140 You would constantly be stopping on Toad if Toad was doing this shit. 1.00

00:23:13.500 You'd be like, I love this guy. 0.99

00:23:14.420 But not for the betting part.

00:23:17.300 No, that's what I mean.

00:23:18.540 You'd be stopping on it for the personality. 0.98

00:23:20.580 He's got retard virality. 1.00

00:23:21.380 There are so many. 0.98

00:23:22.400 There's a crossover.

00:23:23.460 I really think there's a crossover in the audience of like the Cole types like that do 1.00

00:23:28.720 or like, oh, look at this goofy fuck on Instagram or whatever. 1.00

00:23:30.760 Hold on. 1.00

00:23:31.140 This nigga said make me a moderator. 1.00

00:23:33.320 No one else is on Twitch. 0.94

00:23:34.440 What are you going to moderate?

00:23:35.260 Just you?

00:23:35.800 Himself, yeah. 0.99

00:23:36.540 Fucking don't worry about it. 0.99

00:23:37.700 Don't curse. 1.00

00:23:38.400 Is that called masturbation, dog? 1.00

00:23:38.960 That's what Twitch calls jerking off? 1.00

00:23:40.520 But anyways, the demographic of like the Coles in the world that do that and would go to 0.99

00:23:45.480 Toad's fucking Instagram, those are the sports bettors. 0.92

00:23:48.540 I think there's so much of that. 0.99

00:23:49.660 Like you, they would come in for the goopiness and then they'd stick around for like, oh, 0.99

00:23:53.080 shit, you guys can pretty good picks. 1.00

00:23:54.100 Fuck you guys. 1.00

00:23:54.920 Fuck you guys. 1.00

00:23:55.640 Dude, I want to do it, man. 1.00

00:23:56.540 Maybe I'll do every pick as a ukulele song.

00:23:59.860 Hold on. 0.69

00:24:00.360 Jamie Thomas, if you're so fucking cool, go get like, if you can get 10 of your friends 0.93

00:24:05.280 to be on the stream, I'll let you moderate.

00:24:07.240 Nobody on Twitch has friends. 0.98

00:24:08.600 It's not fucking. 0.97

00:24:09.100 Yeah, I know. 0.96

00:24:09.540 That's what I'm saying.

00:24:10.240 Like go next door.

00:24:10.940 Knock on their door. 1.00

00:24:11.880 I don't have 10 fucking friends. 1.00

00:24:12.760 And say, yo, log on. 1.00

00:24:14.220 Damien Addams, baby.

00:24:16.340 Another dollar.

00:24:17.360 So y'all replace Clint for Raven?

00:24:18.860 We fire Clint, yeah.

00:24:19.180 Yeah, now all that's left to do is replace Toad with Mark Random. 0.96

00:24:23.180 That would be a fucking pretty good show. 0.93

00:24:25.340 That'd be interesting. 0.99

00:24:26.020 Wild.

00:24:26.300 Interesting.

00:24:26.680 Okay, so I told Toad this, I was like, hey, man.

00:24:30.580 Also, the other thing that, so I was like, two betting things I've seen is one is like

00:24:34.460 people give out like crazy parlays and stuff.

00:24:36.760 The other one is they do challenges.

00:24:38.880 And so they'll be like, hey, I'll go from like $1 to $1,000,000 and here's my bets on how

00:24:44.500 to do that.

00:24:44.840 That guy, I've seen that guy multiple times.

00:24:46.460 He does really good.

00:24:47.040 This other one is betting like a certain amount of money, like $0.10 per follower on a team

00:24:54.240 to win every time they play.

00:24:55.880 You just bet the money line for them to win.

00:24:59.060 Literally like, here, I'll...

00:25:02.320 I'm trying to actually win call. 0.99

00:25:04.500 Moderate this dick. 0.99

00:25:05.480 No audio. 0.98

00:25:08.160 Man, our Twitch audience is going on.

00:25:09.980 But like, because it's just...

00:25:14.680 Every follow today we're at.

00:25:16.580 There are 19,000 followers.

00:25:18.500 Clint has a lot, man.

00:25:19.760 He's 10 grand in the hole.

00:25:21.940 Clint could have won on that under that I gave out today.

00:25:24.280 He could have won.

00:25:25.700 Well, but they don't care about that.

00:25:27.240 The whole thing is it's like a...

00:25:29.420 It's a gimmick, though.

00:25:32.000 That's how you have to get betting.

00:25:33.000 It's like...

00:25:33.220 Yeah, but for me, it's a job.

00:25:34.500 I've been doing it for 18 years.

00:25:36.240 I mean, sports betting is a gimmick, so...

00:25:38.260 You have to like make money for it to be a job.

00:25:40.540 Right.

00:25:40.940 Well, I guess you could...

00:25:42.100 Not enough for a job.

00:25:44.380 Yeah, sure.

00:25:44.820 Yeah.

00:25:45.220 Yeah.

00:25:45.500 That's not a good...

00:25:46.840 I moderate your mom regularly.

00:25:48.260 I'm sorry. 0.98

00:25:48.620 I'm just fucking... 0.96

00:25:49.140 17 winning years is not a joke. 0.98

00:25:52.420 Yo, y'all ever...

00:25:53.120 It kind of is.

00:25:54.000 It kind of is.

00:25:55.140 So, I don't know how many of y'all use lube, but the worst part about using lube is whenever

00:26:00.240 you get the lube...

00:26:01.020 What a segue. 1.00

00:26:02.040 God damn. 1.00

00:26:02.820 An aggressive segue, dude. 1.00

00:26:05.080 Anyway, mailbag. 1.00

00:26:05.740 Do you guys fuck? 1.00

00:26:07.040 My penis retracted a little bit. 1.00

00:26:09.360 So, the worst part about using lube is if you wear a ring, it gets under your ring, 0.99

00:26:15.020 and then for the rest of the day...

00:26:17.240 Wait, wait, wait.

00:26:17.920 Are you talking about... 1.00

00:26:18.840 You ever just try making pussies wet? 1.00

00:26:20.800 How are you getting from lube? 1.00

00:26:22.160 Are you just like fingering with lube? 0.99

00:26:23.500 Is that what you're saying? 1.00

00:26:23.880 No, no, no.

00:26:24.740 I think you're... 1.00

00:26:25.480 You're a jerking off. 1.00

00:26:26.020 You're a jerking off. 1.00

00:26:27.140 No, no, no. 1.00

00:26:27.520 You guys...

00:26:28.040 Sometimes, yeah.

00:26:28.800 You guys are too young to use lube.

00:26:31.420 Lube bottle into this hand.

00:26:34.420 Yeah.

00:26:34.600 There you go. 1.00

00:26:35.260 On to my dick. 1.00

00:26:36.120 You guys are too young to be using lube. 1.00

00:26:38.580 Why?

00:26:38.960 Don't use lube. 1.00

00:26:39.640 Just go raw with your hand, you fucking pussy. 1.00

00:26:41.380 Fucking raw doggy, bitch. 1.00

00:26:42.940 Get some calcium shit. 1.00

00:26:44.020 He's talking about with his wife. 1.00

00:26:44.840 No, shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:26:45.840 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00

00:26:46.040 Is he talking about with his wife, 1.00

00:26:47.360 or is he talking about jerking off? 1.00

00:26:48.660 Is he talking about jerking off? 1.00

00:26:50.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:50.800 You're jerking off with lube, 1.00

00:26:51.960 you fucking psychopath? 1.00

00:26:53.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:26:53.440 You're the only person you want to go.

00:26:55.180 With your wedding ring on,

00:26:56.620 take it off.

00:26:57.120 No, I take that off.

00:26:58.180 I take that off.

00:26:58.360 Put on the nightstand

00:26:59.120 while you go sin.

00:27:00.160 No, no.

00:27:00.920 Wait, your left hand? 1.00

00:27:01.720 Can I let my dick know 1.00

00:27:02.800 that I'm married? 1.00

00:27:04.020 No.

00:27:04.400 The only time it's on

00:27:05.720 is whenever I do it with Elizabeth.

00:27:09.180 And I get it under there.

00:27:10.900 Right.

00:27:11.220 But when you do it with somebody else,

00:27:12.060 you take it off?

00:27:12.820 Yeah, 100%.

00:27:13.780 You know,

00:27:15.480 my uncle gave me a ring once 0.99

00:27:17.180 and I jerked off with it 0.94

00:27:18.180 not thinking about it. 0.98

00:27:18.880 And then I came on it

00:27:19.540 and I felt so terrible.

00:27:21.620 I felt like I came on my uncle.

00:27:22.700 David,

00:27:23.560 you take off all 16 of your rings 1.00

00:27:25.140 before you jerk off? 0.99

00:27:26.160 And just put them on 0.98

00:27:27.080 the bathroom counter?

00:27:28.500 Yeah.

00:27:28.980 They're hard to clean out. 0.99

00:27:30.080 There's a lot of nooks and crannies and shit. 0.98

00:27:31.940 Can you imagine the pinching 1.00

00:27:33.360 of your dick skin? 1.00

00:27:34.580 Yeah, that happened too. 1.00

00:27:35.740 Yeah, that happened before.

00:27:36.860 But that's the funniest part 0.99

00:27:39.280 about jerking off at home. 0.99

00:27:42.820 You have to get like completely naked. 1.00

00:27:44.740 Like you're like,

00:27:45.580 Well, you don't have to,

00:27:46.640 but you're going to.

00:27:47.700 It's just a lot easier.

00:27:49.140 The cleanup is so much easier. 0.98

00:27:50.980 He can't jerk off at home 0.72

00:27:52.760 because when he'll be in the bathroom 0.98

00:27:54.040 just like

00:27:54.380 It's like, 0.99

00:27:58.500 my cock ring is hitting all my other rings. 0.99

00:28:02.860 It's making music. 0.99

00:28:04.700 He's making music. 1.00

00:28:06.540 Sounds like a wind chime in this motherfucker. 1.00

00:28:08.360 If David were to attempt 0.99

00:28:09.960 like the 32 that I did,

00:28:11.520 would he only be able to go

00:28:12.400 like half as long as somebody else

00:28:13.960 because he has one ball?

00:28:15.400 Dude,

00:28:15.800 I got it.

00:28:16.360 Good question.

00:28:16.860 You're probably bleeding after 32.

00:28:19.600 I was shooting blanks

00:28:21.080 and I was in pain.

00:28:21.680 No, I just mean like

00:28:22.400 on a rug burn kind of basis.

00:28:24.180 You know what I mean?

00:28:24.700 Like if I sat here

00:28:25.800 and I just did this for a long time,

00:28:27.120 eventually I'd start bleeding, right?

00:28:28.320 Not just rug burn,

00:28:29.160 but muscular. 1.00

00:28:30.160 The muscles in your dick 1.00

00:28:31.160 had to have been like 0.99

00:28:32.100 broken down a little bit.

00:28:33.700 Yeah, you're breaking down 0.99

00:28:34.420 that dick muscle. 1.00

00:28:35.040 My dick is a mangled mess 1.00

00:28:35.820 but it was already like that 1.00

00:28:36.660 because I got circumcised

00:28:37.700 when I was three.

00:28:37.860 Think about how soft his hands

00:28:38.740 have to be for him

00:28:39.540 to actually be able

00:28:40.340 to attain that feat.

00:28:41.420 Oh, you know what's fun?

00:28:42.300 I came on this show one time

00:28:43.460 and I said that I wanted to.

00:28:45.100 He's a software engineer.

00:28:46.520 I know.

00:28:47.120 Like I could get like four deep

00:28:48.520 and be like, 1.00

00:28:48.900 my dick hurts. 1.00

00:28:50.060 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:51.660 But I mean,

00:28:52.220 I guess Cole loses lube

00:28:53.400 so he'd be able

00:28:54.140 to last a little bit longer.

00:28:54.700 I don't know.

00:28:55.020 Don't hate me for using lube.

00:28:56.940 It's just...

00:28:57.600 It's a weird lube.

00:28:58.080 I know.

00:28:58.420 I don't hate you for using...

00:28:59.400 It's a weird lube. 0.99

00:28:59.760 I hate you... 1.00

00:29:00.540 I hate you for using you 1.00

00:29:01.920 with your wife. 1.00

00:29:02.940 No, no.

00:29:03.520 Because it's just like

00:29:04.420 it's quick.

00:29:05.160 It's just like you just...

00:29:06.740 You don't have to do foreplay.

00:29:08.720 You just get right in there.

00:29:08.920 Let me ask you this.

00:29:09.580 Do you care 0.91

00:29:10.340 about your sexual performance? 0.95

00:29:12.740 Who in here... 0.98

00:29:13.020 Do you do?

00:29:14.400 Who in here...

00:29:15.020 What do you mean?

00:29:15.700 Like if you do a good job,

00:29:17.340 do you care about

00:29:17.860 doing a good job?

00:29:18.260 Yeah.

00:29:18.540 People, if you could see...

00:29:26.020 If you guys could see 1.00

00:29:26.780 the whole fucking picture there, man. 0.99

00:29:29.720 It's so funny. 0.99

00:29:30.720 You know what?

00:29:31.520 If you join the Patreon

00:29:33.460 and join the live show

00:29:34.940 in the live show,

00:29:35.880 we will show you

00:29:37.500 the whole picture.

00:29:38.320 Toad, can we?

00:29:39.540 Yes.

00:29:40.220 It's only going to be like...

00:29:41.720 I feel like you got to

00:29:42.460 give him a cut, right?

00:29:43.760 Like how much money

00:29:44.440 do you got to give him?

00:29:45.680 I'm just saying. 0.99

00:29:46.120 I literally had sex 0.98

00:29:47.640 right before I came in here. 0.99

00:29:49.260 I literally had sex. 0.99

00:29:49.520 Yeah, but with lube. 0.99

00:29:50.600 With lube. 0.97

00:29:51.040 That means that's basically rape. 1.00

00:29:52.420 That doesn't count.

00:29:54.560 She came.

00:29:55.800 She came first.

00:29:57.140 Oh, my God.

00:29:58.280 She came first.

00:29:59.460 Yeah, but she's like... 1.00

00:30:00.540 Who is she thinking about?

00:30:01.640 This is what I'm saying.

00:30:02.620 Who is she thinking about?

00:30:04.640 Cole, she comes first 1.00

00:30:06.020 even when she's giving you 1.00

00:30:06.820 a blowjob. 1.00

00:30:08.180 Oh, man. 1.00

00:30:09.280 It's rough.

00:30:10.000 Okay.

00:30:10.600 All right.

00:30:12.040 It's a rough one.

00:30:12.860 It's there, yeah. 0.99

00:30:13.620 Cole complains about blowjobs, 1.00

00:30:15.200 but he's fucking dry pussy. 1.00

00:30:16.680 Yeah, really. 1.00

00:30:17.480 Like, priorities is crazy.

00:30:18.820 It's not dry.

00:30:20.120 It's just easy.

00:30:22.640 I don't have to wait

00:30:23.620 for it to get wet

00:30:24.240 or be concerned

00:30:24.880 with whether it ever

00:30:25.760 does get wet.

00:30:26.540 It's a crazy sentence

00:30:28.060 to say. 0.99

00:30:29.000 Cole complains about blowjobs, 1.00

00:30:31.260 but he comes from dry pussy. 1.00

00:30:34.480 What I really don't understand, 1.00

00:30:36.020 though,

00:30:36.060 is we saw that picture 1.00

00:30:36.900 of Cole's drenched asshole. 1.00

00:30:38.800 So his asshole 1.00

00:30:39.280 lubricates itself, 1.00

00:30:41.160 but he needs extra lube.

00:30:42.660 I'm not really getting it.

00:30:43.820 All right.

00:30:44.640 Mailbag.

00:30:47.440 Mark Vestibule.

00:30:48.340 Great segue, Toad. 1.00

00:30:50.120 Great fucking segue. 1.00

00:30:51.400 I know, right? 1.00

00:30:53.100 He just steps over everything.

00:30:55.420 He just steps on everything.

00:30:57.200 Mark Vestibule

00:30:58.420 has given us

00:30:59.740 some sort of picture here.

00:31:01.280 Real quick.

00:31:01.740 Hey, can I address something?

00:31:03.360 I looked back

00:31:04.260 at Mailbag last week. 1.00

00:31:05.280 You got some fucked up. 0.99

00:31:05.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:07.360 I fucked up. 1.00

00:31:08.300 I really fucked up. 1.00

00:31:08.920 Real quick. 0.99

00:31:09.020 I looked back

00:31:09.820 at Mailbag last week

00:31:10.860 and I felt like

00:31:11.580 we left a lot of

00:31:12.420 really good ones

00:31:12.940 on the table.

00:31:13.380 Are you just going

00:31:14.020 sequentially

00:31:14.640 or who's looking at these?

00:31:16.840 No, I'm not going

00:31:17.640 sequentially necessarily.

00:31:18.620 I knew this.

00:31:19.500 He's just jumping around

00:31:20.660 all willy-nilly.

00:31:21.600 No, I started going.

00:31:22.340 No, I actually

00:31:22.840 it looked like

00:31:23.340 he went sequentially

00:31:24.000 and that's why

00:31:24.460 there were a lot

00:31:25.400 of good ones in there.

00:31:26.020 We only did two last week.

00:31:27.680 Okay.

00:31:28.260 We'll pick two good ones.

00:31:29.520 Jesus.

00:31:29.700 All right.

00:31:30.520 They want to know.

00:31:31.760 They want to know.

00:31:33.040 They want to know more. 1.00

00:31:34.060 Go to your pussy slash ass. 1.00

00:31:35.840 Wait, wait. 1.00

00:31:36.400 So she doesn't suck you off 1.00

00:31:37.880 if she does a bad job. 1.00

00:31:38.840 Do you eat her pussy? 1.00

00:31:39.260 Going straight ass. 1.00

00:31:40.680 I feel like if you just 1.00

00:31:41.500 you're just like

00:31:42.140 all right, let's get it started

00:31:44.040 and you just start 1.00

00:31:44.520 eating ass right away. 1.00

00:31:46.340 I feel like that is aggressive. 1.00

00:31:48.160 That's a

00:31:48.760 you're hungry.

00:31:54.900 All right.

00:31:55.320 Let's get some respect

00:31:56.020 for Toad.

00:31:56.640 Let him tell the question.

00:31:57.880 Mark Vestibule.

00:31:59.280 Mark Vestibule

00:32:00.260 has given us a picture

00:32:01.160 of two skulls here.

00:32:02.720 Pop quiz.

00:32:03.860 Which race of people

00:32:04.740 never did any of the following?

00:32:06.260 Build permanent structures.

00:32:08.280 Discover farming.

00:32:09.640 Develop written language.

00:32:10.900 Progress beyond the stone age

00:32:12.400 or develop math

00:32:13.460 apart from basic counting.

00:32:15.600 Hint, one of their skulls

00:32:17.060 is on the left.

00:32:18.280 To ask the question

00:32:19.560 is to know the answer.

00:32:21.180 It's crazy.

00:32:21.820 It's a skull actually.

00:32:22.900 Like you could look at the skull

00:32:23.760 and be like,

00:32:24.120 oh yeah, 100%. 0.98

00:32:25.040 That nigga's got no teeth. 1.00

00:32:27.500 Well, even before that. 0.97

00:32:28.480 He got full grill.

00:32:29.460 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:32:31.300 Wait, let me see this head again though. 0.96

00:32:32.720 This is a crazy,

00:32:33.400 it is a kind of crazy looking.

00:32:34.600 Is that actually real?

00:32:34.980 That can't be real.

00:32:35.780 The other one is like Jacob

00:32:37.000 or something.

00:32:37.600 I don't know what that is.

00:32:38.360 Why is the top one,

00:32:39.300 like the head look like

00:32:39.960 it was cut off at the top?

00:32:41.500 It probably was.

00:32:41.900 Black don't crack.

00:32:43.820 Actually, thank you Larry Elder.

00:32:45.360 The other one was scalped,

00:32:47.100 I think,

00:32:47.400 and then they put it back together.

00:32:48.780 It's crazy though.

00:32:49.440 The other one was worth

00:32:50.320 looking at

00:32:51.260 and trying to understand.

00:32:52.520 It was worth

00:32:52.960 the...

00:32:53.740 Yeah, the other one

00:32:54.820 actually had the brain

00:32:55.840 and it...

00:32:56.460 Yeah.

00:32:56.720 I wonder what's inside of this.

00:32:58.320 This other one,

00:32:58.840 they were like,

00:32:59.080 there's nothing inside of this,

00:33:00.220 clearly. 1.00

00:33:00.660 Look at the fucking teeth. 1.00

00:33:01.880 Look at how he lived his life. 1.00

00:33:03.780 This dude,

00:33:04.560 I know this dude.

00:33:05.780 This dude does crack

00:33:06.760 by the subway.

00:33:07.760 Look at him. 0.99

00:33:08.060 That's fucking George Floyd's skull. 1.00

00:33:10.420 That might be George Floyd's skull. 1.00

00:33:13.520 And then they...

00:33:14.980 I don't know,

00:33:15.580 can we see his hyoid bone?

00:33:17.860 I'm pretty sure

00:33:18.540 that's OJ Simpson.

00:33:20.080 I don't know.

00:33:21.240 It's not the same guy?

00:33:23.040 You know what though?

00:33:23.760 The one on the right

00:33:24.380 looks like Michael Jackson.

00:33:25.920 Ever since I...

00:33:26.520 How's this going on?

00:33:29.400 Ever since I watched

00:33:30.720 Django Unchained,

00:33:32.260 I've always wondered

00:33:33.100 if those three dimple things

00:33:34.340 was actually true.

00:33:35.260 Man, what a great scene, huh?

00:33:36.960 What three dimples?

00:33:38.280 I forgot that.

00:33:39.080 The indentations

00:33:40.000 on the inside of the skull.

00:33:41.680 Yeah.

00:33:42.340 He smashes a skull

00:33:43.520 and then he points at it

00:33:45.400 and like in the back

00:33:46.580 of the skull

00:33:47.060 there was like three dimples

00:33:48.180 and he said...

00:33:49.340 I can't remember what his name...

00:33:50.180 He's like,

00:33:50.740 these three dimples 1.00

00:33:51.500 make niggas retarded. 1.00

00:33:53.000 No, no. 0.94

00:33:53.420 It was basically like...

00:33:55.000 He was like,

00:33:55.320 you see these three?

00:33:56.440 This is in the...

00:33:57.820 Like the subject...

00:34:00.780 Like the subjugation

00:34:02.620 part of the brain.

00:34:03.260 Like basically,

00:34:03.760 it makes it easy

00:34:04.280 to subjugate

00:34:04.780 because they have

00:34:05.220 these three dimples.

00:34:06.480 He said, 0.81

00:34:06.780 if you smash open my head,

00:34:08.300 like I won't have 0.95

00:34:08.960 these three dimples.

00:34:09.720 I'm a white man.

00:34:10.580 Whereas every black dude, 1.00

00:34:11.740 you have these...

00:34:12.580 And I've always wondered,

00:34:13.200 I was like,

00:34:13.420 is that real?

00:34:14.360 That's interesting, yeah.

00:34:15.420 I've never...

00:34:15.640 It would be really funny

00:34:16.800 if that's like...

00:34:17.880 I've embraced it as the truth

00:34:19.300 but I don't know

00:34:19.980 that it's actually true.

00:34:21.160 It was a great scene though.

00:34:22.140 I'm going viral again

00:34:25.060 for like more

00:34:25.940 like racist 1.00

00:34:27.640 black people shit 1.00

00:34:29.380 and it's just like... 1.00

00:34:31.140 I know,

00:34:31.580 but as I go more

00:34:33.080 and more viral about it,

00:34:34.040 I'll play the video,

00:34:34.800 but...

00:34:35.140 Look.

00:34:35.980 Oh, this is a funny video.

00:34:36.740 This is how we should

00:34:37.160 all be in society.

00:34:38.840 All together,

00:34:39.480 all united.

00:34:40.800 Without fights

00:34:41.400 or arguments.

00:34:45.060 And so,

00:34:46.220 yeah, whatever.

00:34:46.560 No way it's mixing.

00:34:50.740 So, there's a lot of... 0.99

00:34:51.840 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:34:52.220 What's going on here? 1.00

00:34:53.600 I want to point out

00:34:55.180 that I've seen

00:34:55.860 that you've started

00:34:56.960 taking from Instagram.

00:34:57.860 Do the Karen on

00:34:57.880 and Harlan's one next.

00:34:58.560 Go ahead.

00:34:58.940 Why?

00:34:59.240 Yes, I've started

00:34:59.760 taking from Instagram.

00:35:00.260 But anyway...

00:35:01.020 You're welcome.

00:35:01.880 There's a lot of views on this

00:35:03.340 and the last one

00:35:04.400 I went viral for

00:35:05.060 was also like 1.00

00:35:05.840 black people doing shit, 1.00

00:35:07.020 like black people 1.00

00:35:07.760 pouring Henny on their legs 0.99

00:35:08.640 and I started really thinking

00:35:09.640 like,

00:35:10.280 is it something like

00:35:11.440 in the physiognomy

00:35:12.920 that is causing the behavior?

00:35:14.700 But then I thought about

00:35:15.560 like melanin

00:35:16.220 and this might not be

00:35:17.180 an original thought

00:35:17.960 but they have

00:35:19.960 a lot more melanin

00:35:21.020 than white people.

00:35:21.960 Perhaps melanin 0.91

00:35:22.780 is like poisoning.

00:35:24.960 No, no.

00:35:25.980 Exactly.

00:35:26.540 But like,

00:35:26.860 what if there's something

00:35:27.480 to this compound?

00:35:28.720 That's like a walnut sauce,

00:35:30.540 right?

00:35:30.780 There is something to melanin.

00:35:33.700 Yeah, there's another one.

00:35:35.500 What was funny

00:35:36.420 is that

00:35:36.960 alcohol is terrible

00:35:39.040 for your skin.

00:35:40.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:41.160 What the fuck 1.00

00:35:41.420 is going on there? 1.00

00:35:42.060 It's pretty awful.

00:35:42.560 It's going to dehydrate 1.00

00:35:43.560 that shit. 1.00

00:35:44.020 That one's got like 1.00

00:35:45.220 that one's got like 0.98

00:35:45.780 fucking six million views 0.99

00:35:46.980 or something like that. 0.99

00:35:48.200 And it's like,

00:35:48.720 I just said,

00:35:49.280 I don't know.

00:35:50.040 Dude, that's why 0.95

00:35:50.480 black people's skin 1.00

00:35:51.360 is so ashy 1.00

00:35:52.180 because they like

00:35:52.920 douse it in Hennessy.

00:35:53.340 You're putting Hennessy on it.

00:35:54.520 Yeah.

00:35:54.740 Yeah, drying it out.

00:35:56.400 That makes sense. 0.99

00:35:56.760 It's just bitch 1.00

00:35:56.900 who had fucking 1.00

00:35:57.560 Kraft singles on her shins 1.00

00:35:58.640 and they're just

00:35:59.000 pouring Henny on it.

00:35:59.680 I don't understand

00:36:00.080 what you're talking about.

00:36:02.120 I assume though

00:36:03.060 some sort of like 0.99

00:36:03.580 gold wrap or some shit. 0.97

00:36:05.100 Bro, it is so funny 0.98

00:36:06.200 to watch the,

00:36:06.900 we've watched it before

00:36:08.100 but the pouring out parties

00:36:09.980 where they want to show

00:36:11.680 their wealth

00:36:12.220 by just buying

00:36:13.380 really expensive bottles

00:36:14.840 of whiskey and bourbon

00:36:15.900 and then pouring them

00:36:17.080 out on the ground.

00:36:18.240 Yeah, on the separate

00:36:18.720 size of the club.

00:36:19.740 Yeah, to show

00:36:20.640 that they don't care

00:36:21.760 about the money

00:36:22.420 that they're spending.

00:36:23.460 It's so,

00:36:23.880 I love it.

00:36:24.420 I can't get enough

00:36:25.680 of that kind of contest.

00:36:26.860 Pessing and property,

00:36:28.200 you know,

00:36:28.500 preparing for future generations.

00:36:30.420 They stole the bottle.

00:36:31.740 They stole the bottle.

00:36:32.760 They're pouring out.

00:36:33.980 I hear they take place

00:36:34.940 only on the 1st and 15th

00:36:36.300 of every month.

00:36:37.200 They literally like,

00:36:39.380 they open up like a body

00:36:40.960 of Pappy Van Winkle

00:36:41.800 and then they just like,

00:36:43.400 boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. 0.98

00:36:44.240 And they're just like,

00:36:44.700 I don't think they're doing it

00:36:45.480 with Pappy.

00:36:46.000 They don't know 1.00

00:36:46.300 what the fuck Pappy is. 1.00

00:36:47.580 They're doing it 1.00

00:36:48.300 with like the fucking 1.00

00:36:49.100 Hennessy XO 1.00

00:36:50.240 or whatever the fuck it is. 0.98

00:36:51.360 Yeah, but they're paying 0.99

00:36:52.140 they're paying

00:36:52.820 Pappy money though.

00:36:54.000 They're also doing that

00:36:54.820 with the

00:36:55.280 They'll drop like

00:36:57.540 two grand on a bottle.

00:36:58.800 Yeah, they'll grab

00:36:59.320 the Ace of Spades.

00:37:00.200 Ace of Spades,

00:37:00.740 I think it's $1,000

00:37:01.500 or $2,000.

00:37:02.580 It's a champagne 1.00

00:37:03.200 and they'll pour that shit out. 1.00

00:37:04.940 It comes in like a black bottle. 1.00

00:37:05.240 Yeah, but they're buying it

00:37:06.260 they're buying it at a club.

00:37:08.000 So it's not $2,000.

00:37:09.740 It's even more, yeah.

00:37:10.700 It's like $40,000.

00:37:12.180 It's like $40,000.

00:37:12.600 Throwing out for Lil Rob. 1.00

00:37:13.580 He was always robbing shit. 1.00

00:37:17.740 Stupid. 1.00

00:37:18.820 Anyway, whatever. 1.00

00:37:19.660 So these black people, 0.99

00:37:20.300 I just don't understand 0.98

00:37:21.340 the culture.

00:37:21.860 Like the more and more

00:37:22.800 I see it

00:37:23.360 and then I see black people 0.66

00:37:24.740 commenting on it too

00:37:26.000 and they're kind of like

00:37:27.140 they're like,

00:37:27.880 nah, man, 0.98

00:37:28.400 this nigga got the henny 1.00

00:37:29.240 on the legs. 1.00

00:37:29.980 Aw, shit. 1.00

00:37:31.900 Mama got the henny 1.00

00:37:32.800 on the legs? 1.00

00:37:33.680 Shit. 1.00

00:37:34.640 Shit. 1.00

00:37:35.300 I like when they just do 1.00

00:37:36.640 so it's been going viral

00:37:38.020 because it gets

00:37:38.440 into black Twitter

00:37:39.020 and I like when they just

00:37:40.080 put like two smiley faces

00:37:41.420 like with the squinty eyes.

00:37:42.920 That's it.

00:37:43.480 And I'm like, 0.99

00:37:43.840 what kind of fucking 0.99

00:37:44.420 response is that? 1.00

00:37:45.520 Like do you agree?

00:37:46.320 Black people, 1.00

00:37:47.040 they love French sounding shit. 1.00

00:37:49.720 They love like 1.00

00:37:50.240 Kevassie.

00:37:51.080 Yeah.

00:37:51.480 Yeah. 0.99

00:37:51.800 And that's fucking 0.99

00:37:52.300 Is there something to that? 0.99

00:37:53.400 Do they just think

00:37:54.000 it sounds expensive?

00:37:55.320 Sounds expensive.

00:37:55.780 Sounds fancy.

00:37:57.040 Well, it's also Buster Rhymes

00:37:58.060 because Buster Rhymes

00:37:58.740 popularized Kevassie.

00:38:00.180 Remember he had that song?

00:38:02.180 Pass a Kevassie. 0.98

00:38:03.020 Kevassie actually like 1.00

00:38:05.880 fucking, you know, 0.99

00:38:07.140 put out a cease and desist 1.00

00:38:08.500 or something.

00:38:08.860 They're like, 0.98

00:38:09.440 can niggers please 1.00

00:38:10.060 stop fucking drinking 1.00

00:38:10.940 our liquor in music videos? 1.00

00:38:12.880 It's really...

00:38:13.460 In the early days,

00:38:15.000 in the early days,

00:38:16.060 like a lot of liquor companies

00:38:17.540 were like,

00:38:17.840 yo, don't...

00:38:19.180 They're like, 1.00

00:38:19.780 don't associate my shit 1.00

00:38:20.760 with this nigger shit. 1.00

00:38:22.000 Now they're like, 1.00

00:38:22.660 yo, like they know

00:38:23.620 it's mad money

00:38:24.260 because these guys 1.00

00:38:24.920 are just fucking... 1.00

00:38:25.960 But before they're like, 1.00

00:38:26.800 cease this niggery. 1.00

00:38:27.660 I don't fucking... 1.00

00:38:28.260 I don't want to associate 1.00

00:38:29.080 you. 1.00

00:38:29.260 I guess also niggers 1.00

00:38:33.160 in Paris fucking like, 1.00

00:38:34.820 I don't know. 0.99

00:38:35.240 I guess that also added to it.

00:38:36.900 They just like...

00:38:37.480 Don Perignon.

00:38:38.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:38.720 All this shit. 1.00

00:38:39.420 All this shit. 1.00

00:38:40.200 I'm talking about the days 1.00

00:38:41.140 of like Nelly.

00:38:41.840 Like, you're too young 1.00

00:38:42.640 for this shit. 1.00

00:38:43.280 When Nelly was out 1.00

00:38:44.040 and he was making music videos

00:38:45.380 at like the country fair.

00:38:46.860 Let's see.

00:38:47.380 When was past the Kevassie? 0.97

00:38:48.700 Past the Kevassie. 0.73

00:38:50.180 I was like... 0.98

00:38:50.800 I got niggers. 1.00

00:38:53.960 Nineties. 0.99

00:38:54.500 Nineties, right?

00:38:55.260 No, dude.

00:38:56.380 Honestly,

00:38:57.160 this is gonna...

00:38:58.620 This can't be it.

00:39:00.000 Hold on.

00:39:00.360 Wait, let me see.

00:39:00.980 Man, I'm loving the commitment

00:39:01.960 from our producer.

00:39:03.240 The French ran out 0.99

00:39:03.880 of all the blacks 1.00

00:39:04.360 out of the country 0.99

00:39:04.840 just to capitalize

00:39:05.400 on disgusting liquor sales.

00:39:06.780 Genius.

00:39:07.320 That is genius.

00:39:08.260 It is.

00:39:09.520 Put them somewhere else 1.00

00:39:11.720 and then sell shit to them. 1.00

00:39:13.520 It's like, duh. 1.00

00:39:14.660 2002.

00:39:15.540 It was 2002.

00:39:16.520 It was past the Kevassie.

00:39:17.400 I thought it was late night.

00:39:17.720 Put their cheese on the leg.

00:39:18.520 Yeah, all right.

00:39:19.420 Yeah, how are they supposed

00:39:19.980 to think they're fancy

00:39:20.700 if that's what they're around?

00:39:21.580 If I'm not mistaken,

00:39:22.540 even Ciroc

00:39:23.940 has like an accent mark

00:39:26.060 over the C at the end.

00:39:27.200 And I think it is like

00:39:28.220 it's a French kind of deal.

00:39:28.940 It's from Jay-Z makes it.

00:39:30.920 Or one of those...

00:39:32.440 P. Diddy, 1.00

00:39:33.140 the fucking F.C. 1.00

00:39:33.900 They'll throw an asterisk 1.00

00:39:34.520 on that motherfucker. 1.00

00:39:35.460 They'll think it's fancy. 1.00

00:39:36.200 Hell yeah, bro. 1.00

00:39:37.080 Don't eat that shit up. 1.00

00:39:38.300 They love. 1.00

00:39:39.740 P. Diddy's not French?

00:39:41.080 P. Diddy ain't French. 0.52

00:39:43.240 P. Diddy. 0.99

00:39:43.980 He's not fucking French. 1.00

00:39:45.460 P. Diddy fucks kids, 1.00

00:39:46.620 but he's not French. 1.00

00:39:47.840 No.

00:39:48.200 All right?

00:39:48.640 You're not gonna fool me.

00:39:50.060 Spiritually French.

00:39:50.900 Or Haitian.

00:39:51.440 I don't know if he's black. 0.60

00:39:51.660 He looks like a French black man. 0.61

00:39:53.220 I don't know why.

00:39:54.100 Yeah, Ciroc is Diddy. 0.99

00:39:55.520 Ciroc's the one that fucking... 0.99

00:39:56.740 He does kind of look 1.00

00:39:57.380 a little French. 1.00

00:39:57.800 What a piece of shit Diddy is. 1.00

00:39:59.840 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:00.160 Imagine.

00:40:00.740 Does Diddy like...

00:40:02.220 Do people buy it anymore then?

00:40:04.460 Yeah. 0.99

00:40:04.920 People don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:40:05.700 People don't have any values 0.99

00:40:06.740 or morals. 1.00

00:40:07.320 This dude buttfucked 1.00

00:40:08.140 Justin Bieber in the club. 0.96

00:40:11.140 Diddy's a type of dude...

00:40:12.340 I bet you were asking me

00:40:13.300 if he did.

00:40:13.740 I was like,

00:40:14.020 yeah, Diddy did.

00:40:15.160 If Diddy was like this,

00:40:16.640 if Diddy was like,

00:40:17.340 yo,

00:40:18.040 I want Tower Gang

00:40:19.080 to come over to my yacht

00:40:20.320 and film an episode

00:40:21.360 and then like play...

00:40:22.680 Like,

00:40:22.980 it would be a great opportunity.

00:40:24.440 Imagine.

00:40:25.120 I wouldn't do it. 0.99

00:40:26.280 I would not fucking do it. 1.00

00:40:27.320 Don't get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:40:27.880 I have no fun. 0.99

00:40:28.940 Real quick.

00:40:29.680 If we're going as a gang,

00:40:31.380 if we're going as a gang,

00:40:32.320 we can plan it out.

00:40:33.320 Like, 0.99

00:40:33.400 we can't give him fucking 1.00

00:40:34.560 cold, super sweet buttches. 1.00

00:40:35.260 We can have knives 1.00

00:40:35.960 in our pockets and shit. 1.00

00:40:36.920 We're giving him toad. 1.00

00:40:38.240 We're giving him toad. 1.00

00:40:38.740 You can't fuck up Diddy 1.00

00:40:40.080 on his own yacht. 0.99

00:40:40.860 You think he doesn't have

00:40:41.640 like arm security, 0.99

00:40:43.020 big giant gorilla niggers? 1.00

00:40:44.520 This yacht will explode, homie. 1.00

00:40:47.200 Ten seconds 1.00

00:40:47.900 if you put that in my ass. 1.00

00:40:50.180 Get some of that. 1.00

00:40:50.640 I told you that.

00:40:51.380 We won't stop.

00:40:52.080 I thought I told you that.

00:40:52.960 We won't stop.

00:40:55.080 Imagine that.

00:40:55.860 Oh my God.

00:40:56.460 No,

00:40:56.660 I would never.

00:40:58.040 And it would blow

00:40:58.520 the show up.

00:40:59.040 Is there no like

00:41:00.580 number

00:41:02.160 that you would just be like

00:41:03.520 Can you imagine

00:41:05.500 if the whole gang

00:41:06.740 goes on there

00:41:07.520 and they try to like 0.99

00:41:08.340 rape us 0.98

00:41:08.920 but we like snuck in 0.99

00:41:10.420 like plastic knives 1.00

00:41:11.680 and shit 1.00

00:41:12.000 and kill them all. 1.00

00:41:13.160 Plastic knives. 1.00

00:41:14.680 There's ways.

00:41:15.960 There's all sorts of ways

00:41:16.800 to get around.

00:41:17.100 They're going to have

00:41:17.120 like guns.

00:41:18.380 Here's the thing.

00:41:19.220 You just

00:41:19.400 put a knife out there.

00:41:20.780 There's five things out there.

00:41:21.980 We can be ready.

00:41:22.620 Time out.

00:41:23.600 Time out for a second.

00:41:24.680 Nephilim death squad time.

00:41:25.580 Here's the thing

00:41:26.000 what you don't understand

00:41:27.220 about Diddy.

00:41:28.080 You don't just kill

00:41:29.680 somebody who the devil

00:41:31.060 has appointed

00:41:31.780 in these high positions,

00:41:33.640 dude.

00:41:34.160 This is like an anime

00:41:35.220 where they transform

00:41:35.920 into something else.

00:41:37.280 I'm hiding.

00:41:37.920 This isn't even

00:41:38.500 my vital form.

00:41:40.000 This is what you do.

00:41:40.940 This is what you do.

00:41:41.960 You hide a knife

00:41:45.700 in your prison wallet.

00:41:47.200 Yeah.

00:41:48.460 It can't be metal

00:41:49.980 because they might

00:41:50.600 have metal detectors.

00:41:51.480 Oh,

00:41:51.620 you sit on his lap?

00:41:53.180 And no,

00:41:54.200 and then he tries 1.00

00:41:54.880 to fuck you. 1.00

00:41:55.480 He puts his dick 1.00

00:41:56.320 in your ass 1.00

00:41:56.920 and he gets it 1.00

00:41:57.560 all cut up.

00:41:58.620 I'm talking 1.00

00:41:59.240 straight in the dick hole. 1.00

00:42:01.220 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:42:01.820 Yeah.

00:42:02.020 And then you have to

00:42:02.760 push back into him.

00:42:03.760 You have to

00:42:04.080 it takes one

00:42:05.360 jump up and down

00:42:06.500 on his torso.

00:42:07.740 I like how in

00:42:08.420 Jose's scenario 0.99

00:42:09.380 we kill him 1.00

00:42:11.940 well before this happens 1.00

00:42:13.100 but in Cole's scenario

00:42:14.200 he's like,

00:42:14.600 no, 1.00

00:42:14.740 but we still fuck 1.00

00:42:15.360 a little bit. 0.99

00:42:17.960 It's real deep

00:42:20.100 up in your prison wallet.

00:42:21.120 You gotta hit it

00:42:22.300 four times

00:42:23.020 before it comes out.

00:42:25.000 It should be so bad.

00:42:25.820 It's like,

00:42:26.060 Diddy just has 1.00

00:42:26.500 a small dick. 1.00

00:42:27.400 You're like, 1.00

00:42:27.600 what the fuck? 1.00

00:42:28.540 I've never fucking 1.00

00:42:29.500 reached my prison wallet. 0.99

00:42:31.820 I put a foot deep 1.00

00:42:32.920 in my ass. 1.00

00:42:33.600 I thought he was 1.00

00:42:34.120 going to have

00:42:34.420 a big one.

00:42:35.400 He just comes in you

00:42:36.300 and then he's like,

00:42:36.840 yeah, 1.00

00:42:37.060 fucking bad boys 1.00

00:42:37.740 for life. 1.00

00:42:38.600 And then he leaves you

00:42:39.200 and you're like, 1.00

00:42:39.560 the fucking knife bussy 1.00

00:42:40.940 never came out. 1.00

00:42:41.680 It's like,

00:42:42.120 hey,

00:42:43.200 Diddy's going to have 1.00

00:42:43.680 to ass fuck you 1.00

00:42:44.700 but he has 1.00

00:42:45.520 a micropenis.

00:42:48.660 This is a tower game

00:42:49.660 question.

00:42:50.200 He has a micropenis

00:42:51.260 and he also

00:42:51.700 to get what?

00:42:53.860 You can clench

00:42:54.660 your cheeks

00:42:55.140 and he's not even 0.99

00:42:55.680 getting the butthole 1.00

00:42:56.300 at that point. 0.99

00:42:57.300 You're just

00:42:57.580 giving it a handy 0.99

00:42:58.460 with your ass cheeks. 1.00

00:42:59.760 The same fame 1.00

00:43:00.500 of everybody else 1.00

00:43:01.120 that he fucked. 0.99

00:43:02.220 So Justin Bieber, 1.00

00:43:03.340 like the same

00:43:04.620 kind of fame.

00:43:05.940 Nah,

00:43:06.240 that comes with 1.00

00:43:06.660 fucking demons, 1.00

00:43:07.600 dude. 1.00

00:43:07.880 You don't want

00:43:08.220 the demons.

00:43:08.800 Justin Bieber's

00:43:09.420 got demons,

00:43:10.300 bro.

00:43:11.480 It's a micropenis.

00:43:12.760 He doesn't enter 0.98

00:43:13.280 the butthole. 0.98

00:43:13.720 You just got to 1.00

00:43:14.440 clench your cheeks.

00:43:15.140 No,

00:43:15.180 but there's a

00:43:15.540 ritual aspect to it. 0.99

00:43:16.720 The butthole's 1.00

00:43:17.900 the fucking brutal. 1.00

00:43:18.500 When you get 1.00

00:43:18.660 cum and shit, 1.00

00:43:20.300 cum and shit 1.00

00:43:20.900 when they mix 1.00

00:43:21.380 together, 1.00

00:43:21.820 cum and shit 1.00

00:43:22.280 and if there's 1.00

00:43:22.660 a little bit

00:43:22.880 of blood in there,

00:43:23.480 you get a cocktail

00:43:24.200 that demons go.

00:43:24.360 Oh, 1.00

00:43:24.660 just the shit residue 1.00

00:43:25.840 on the outside 1.00

00:43:26.640 of the butt 0.97

00:43:27.000 would be enough 0.98

00:43:27.480 to activate 1.00

00:43:28.260 the demonic shit? 1.00

00:43:29.680 And also, 1.00

00:43:30.140 you don't know

00:43:30.460 what he's,

00:43:30.940 you know,

00:43:31.320 he might have

00:43:31.800 a demon in him.

00:43:32.540 Diddy's got

00:43:32.800 that demon in him 1.00

00:43:33.480 and shit. 1.00

00:43:33.820 He's fucking 1.00

00:43:34.200 passing it to your 1.00

00:43:34.920 pussy. 1.00

00:43:35.380 He's got that dog 1.00

00:43:35.940 in him.

00:43:36.520 He's got that dog

00:43:37.220 in him,

00:43:37.500 baby.

00:43:37.680 You don't want that.

00:43:38.160 I got Jesus Christ 1.00

00:43:39.300 in my butthole. 0.99

00:43:39.980 He'll save me. 0.99

00:43:41.040 No,

00:43:41.300 Jesus Christ ain't 0.62

00:43:43.060 there,

00:43:43.360 man.

00:43:43.940 I mean,

00:43:45.280 I got the

00:43:45.900 iron man in a

00:43:47.020 knife.

00:43:47.080 He's screaming

00:43:47.640 the power of Christ

00:43:48.460 compels you

00:43:48.980 as he's getting 0.99

00:43:49.360 buttfucked. 1.00

00:43:50.980 Does it make you

00:43:51.860 so if he does it,

00:43:52.600 you're bad boys

00:43:53.100 for life?

00:43:53.540 Like,

00:43:53.660 that's it.

00:43:54.020 You're all the way

00:43:54.580 in.

00:43:54.900 I don't know

00:43:55.180 what you get.

00:43:55.960 He just gives you

00:43:56.380 a shiny jacket

00:43:57.220 and a yacht

00:43:57.600 and it's

00:43:58.100 off.

00:43:58.840 This is why

00:43:59.320 your parents don't

00:43:59.900 know about the show,

00:44:00.620 Cole.

00:44:00.940 Thank God.

00:44:06.180 This is why 0.99

00:44:09.180 I shaved my butthole. 0.99

00:44:10.340 It's in preparation 0.99

00:44:11.000 for being on

00:44:11.640 P. Diddy's yacht

00:44:12.400 and knowing that

00:44:12.900 he's going to try 1.00

00:44:13.320 to ass rape me. 1.00

00:44:14.200 I just want his dick 1.00

00:44:14.920 to get all tore up. 1.00

00:44:16.440 Yeah,

00:44:16.680 you got to time it

00:44:17.480 so that it grows out

00:44:18.240 just a little bit.

00:44:18.680 Next question.

00:44:19.660 I'm going to put

00:44:22.680 the world's smallest 1.00

00:44:23.540 Bible in my asshole 1.00

00:44:24.660 and so whenever 1.00

00:44:25.260 it touches Diddy's cock 1.00

00:44:26.380 it burns him. 1.00

00:44:27.700 Tuck that bad boy

00:44:28.680 up in there.

00:44:29.880 Just the world's

00:44:30.960 smallest Bible

00:44:31.800 and like a little

00:44:32.560 vial of holy water

00:44:33.660 and he'll be like 1.00

00:44:35.180 ass fucking in there. 1.00

00:44:35.900 Now my lower 1.00

00:44:36.560 intestines are obstructed.

00:44:38.140 Were we answering

00:44:38.940 a mailbag question

00:44:39.860 that whole time?

00:44:40.640 No,

00:44:41.080 that wasn't anything

00:44:41.660 to do with mailbag.

00:44:42.080 It was a question

00:44:43.160 sort of.

00:44:43.800 It was a statement.

00:44:45.380 Alright,

00:44:45.760 Toad,

00:44:46.020 go.

00:44:46.200 I use lube

00:44:47.780 made out of holy water.

00:44:49.400 Perfect.

00:44:50.460 Toad,

00:44:50.820 if you don't go

00:44:51.300 I'm going to play a video.

00:44:52.700 Alright,

00:44:53.000 would you rather

00:44:53.580 be sounded by

00:44:54.300 Carrie Ann Harlow 1.00

00:44:54.940 so I get a blowjob 1.00

00:44:55.580 from Chase Oliver? 1.00

00:44:56.800 Now,

00:44:57.160 I want to say

00:44:57.820 throw out the political

00:44:58.620 people because 1.00

00:44:59.040 who fucking cares? 0.99

00:45:00.100 The point is 0.99

00:45:00.500 would you rather

00:45:00.900 get sounded by a chick 1.00

00:45:01.940 or get your dick 1.00

00:45:02.980 sucked by a gay dude? 1.00

00:45:04.540 What's sounding? 1.00

00:45:05.120 Sounding is a gay fetish 1.00

00:45:07.540 where they put shit 1.00

00:45:08.140 in your dick hole. 1.00

00:45:09.140 Yeah, 1.00

00:45:09.360 but here's the problem.

00:45:09.720 Oh,

00:45:09.800 hell no,

00:45:10.480 baby.

00:45:10.900 Yep, 1.00

00:45:11.180 I'd rather be gay. 0.99

00:45:12.180 Here's the problem. 0.99

00:45:12.760 I'd rather be gay. 0.98

00:45:13.800 No, 0.99

00:45:13.940 I'd rather be gay 1.00

00:45:15.140 because here's the problem. 0.98

00:45:16.380 It's going to be

00:45:16.840 way less painful

00:45:18.040 but the problem is

00:45:18.640 because it's Karen Ann

00:45:19.640 it's going to be

00:45:20.120 she's going to be sounding

00:45:20.900 She's going to say

00:45:21.340 Bob Dylan.

00:45:21.800 Of course,

00:45:22.720 I knew it.

00:45:23.440 You were going to bring up 1.00

00:45:24.100 that fucking 1.00

00:45:24.820 pink haired bitch. 1.00

00:45:26.540 Yeah, 1.00

00:45:27.040 that's why I said

00:45:27.680 throw it out.

00:45:28.080 Who cares?

00:45:28.300 I shouldn't have used

00:45:28.780 that mail back.

00:45:30.580 Don't they pay you guys?

00:45:33.080 I thought your autism

00:45:33.840 could just get by

00:45:34.640 and just approach

00:45:35.300 the hypothetical

00:45:35.760 as just girl sounding 1.00

00:45:37.820 or fucking blowjob. 1.00

00:45:40.300 What was the other thing? 1.00

00:45:41.000 Or get a blowjob 1.00

00:45:42.460 from Chase Oliver. 1.00

00:45:43.320 I mean,

00:45:43.940 at least one of them

00:45:44.700 will feel good

00:45:45.720 and it's kind of funny.

00:45:48.700 You don't know though.

00:45:49.940 Maybe sounding

00:45:50.740 is better than we realize.

00:45:52.020 A lot of people don't.

00:45:53.440 The other reason

00:45:54.160 why you take the 1.00

00:45:54.820 getting a blowjob 1.00

00:45:55.960 from a dude 1.00

00:45:56.680 not only is it

00:45:58.120 obviously going to

00:45:58.600 feel way better

00:45:59.260 but you're in the

00:46:00.060 dominant position there.

00:46:01.160 You're making this 1.00

00:46:01.840 other dude suck your dick. 1.00

00:46:04.560 I guess. 1.00

00:46:05.400 If you're getting sounded 0.99

00:46:06.540 you're getting fucking 0.99

00:46:07.200 dominated. 0.99

00:46:08.000 I don't know.

00:46:08.540 I think if any guy 1.00

00:46:09.600 sucks my dick 1.00

00:46:10.360 I'm not making him. 1.00

00:46:11.900 He's doing it

00:46:12.460 to me forcefully. 1.00

00:46:13.320 My dick hole thing 1.00

00:46:13.820 feels good. 1.00

00:46:15.760 It seems like it would

00:46:16.780 burn really bad

00:46:18.360 if you stuck 0.99

00:46:18.820 something in my d-hole. 0.91

00:46:19.980 I'd rather be 1.00

00:46:20.940 getting my dick stuck 1.00

00:46:21.860 my butt fucked 1.00

00:46:22.520 than shit in my dick hole. 1.00

00:46:24.060 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:25.300 Y'all had a catheter, right?

00:46:26.940 That's the last hole

00:46:29.240 anything's ever going in.

00:46:30.660 I'm with Jose on that.

00:46:31.400 That's scary.

00:46:31.900 I would go 1.00

00:46:33.000 blowjob from Chase Oliver 1.00

00:46:34.380 ass raped by P. Diddy 1.00

00:46:36.240 then sounded last. 1.00

00:46:39.720 Yeah.

00:46:41.160 Have y'all had a catheter?

00:46:42.700 Have y'all had a catheter?

00:46:43.340 This is more of like

00:46:44.140 this type of question.

00:46:44.960 That sounds god awful.

00:46:49.760 That's what that is. 0.79

00:46:51.060 It's technically not gay 0.98

00:46:52.400 but it's worse 1.00

00:46:53.100 than all the gay shit. 1.00

00:46:55.020 Isn't that gay? 1.00

00:46:56.840 If it's by a chick 0.92

00:46:57.460 technically no

00:46:58.180 but it's still

00:46:58.820 But you're getting

00:46:59.020 penetrated. 0.84

00:47:00.600 I'm still not 0.96

00:47:01.200 but it's by a chick. 0.97

00:47:02.500 Then it's getting 1.00

00:47:03.060 a catheter gay. 1.00

00:47:03.680 Some things are worse 1.00

00:47:04.440 than being gay. 0.95

00:47:05.500 Do people come

00:47:06.380 from being sounded?

00:47:07.940 Yeah.

00:47:12.420 Oh bro 1.00

00:47:13.360 what the fuck? 1.00

00:47:16.940 I believe him. 1.00

00:47:19.000 I believe him too.

00:47:22.520 It's crazy

00:47:23.320 the chat.

00:47:24.060 There's so many people

00:47:24.540 in the chat

00:47:24.780 that are like

00:47:24.980 it's really not that bad.

00:47:25.840 It's actually pretty great. 0.99

00:47:26.740 Dude what the fuck 0.99

00:47:27.660 is wrong with you guys? 0.99

00:47:28.560 Y'all are way over

00:47:29.620 playing sounding.

00:47:30.720 No I'm not.

00:47:32.000 Something going 1.00

00:47:32.680 in my dick hole 1.00

00:47:33.180 sounds way worse 1.00

00:47:33.920 than something going 1.00

00:47:34.460 in my butthole. 0.99

00:47:34.840 That sounds painful. 0.99

00:47:35.820 I've seen like

00:47:36.700 there's like a

00:47:37.460 That's making me 1.00

00:47:38.020 squeeze my dick 1.00

00:47:38.640 right now. 1.00

00:47:39.040 Not of sounding

00:47:39.500 but of like

00:47:41.620 they have like

00:47:43.260 incremental

00:47:43.900 like the same thing

00:47:44.640 with like gauges

00:47:45.180 for your ears

00:47:45.860 like where you get

00:47:46.780 different sizes

00:47:47.420 and it starts out

00:47:48.000 really small.

00:47:49.020 That's the same thing

00:47:49.700 with sounding.

00:47:50.260 They'll start off

00:47:50.700 like a really small thing

00:47:52.480 and they put that up there

00:47:53.500 and they incrementally

00:47:54.640 get bigger and bigger.

00:47:55.940 Yeah I saw a dude 0.99

00:47:56.780 fucking another dude's 1.00

00:47:57.700 penis hole. 1.00

00:47:58.060 It's like David's ears.

00:47:59.800 I saw David

00:48:00.600 we were at the lake

00:48:02.000 we were at the lake

00:48:02.840 this weekend

00:48:03.360 and David

00:48:04.020 David had his 1.00

00:48:05.540 fucking ear holes out 1.00

00:48:07.060 they were just like 1.00

00:48:07.880 fucking all long 1.00

00:48:08.880 and shit 1.00

00:48:09.100 I was like 1.00

00:48:09.380 they weren't long

00:48:10.520 they just sounded out

00:48:11.120 they do look like

00:48:11.580 buttholes

00:48:12.100 they look like

00:48:13.260 little buttholes

00:48:13.980 yo you know what

00:48:15.420 I realized though

00:48:16.060 you guys went

00:48:16.580 into the pool

00:48:17.040 with Top right 0.99

00:48:17.720 this nigga can't swim 1.00

00:48:19.480 so we went to the river 0.99

00:48:21.340 and he didn't get in

00:48:22.600 the whole time

00:48:23.100 he said he had

00:48:23.480 a sinus thing going on

00:48:24.520 and I realized

00:48:25.020 it's because

00:48:25.460 the deepest part of the river

00:48:26.660 is like 12 to 15 feet

00:48:28.260 and there's a current

00:48:29.020 I don't think he can swim 0.97

00:48:30.480 this nigga won't get in 1.00

00:48:31.820 it makes sense 0.97

00:48:32.880 because every time

00:48:33.520 I was in the pool

00:48:34.140 and he'd be like

00:48:34.980 nah I don't really

00:48:35.860 and then he would get in

00:48:37.040 and he would stay

00:48:37.940 on the shallow side

00:48:39.560 and I was always wondering

00:48:41.040 why 0.99

00:48:41.380 this nigga can't swim 1.00

00:48:42.240 think about it 1.00

00:48:42.600 he grows up in Coney Island

00:48:43.880 which is probably like

00:48:44.920 per capita

00:48:45.700 the number one place

00:48:47.120 with the least amount

00:48:47.800 of actual swimmers

00:48:48.780 in America

00:48:50.040 even though they're coastal

00:48:51.280 they're right there 1.00

00:48:51.940 black people can't swim 1.00

00:48:53.000 he grows up around black people 1.00

00:48:54.800 but Todd hated them so much 0.98

00:48:56.520 wouldn't that have 1.00

00:48:57.060 it's because he fucking 0.99

00:48:58.860 he realizes that there's 0.99

00:49:00.540 aspects of himself

00:49:01.620 I'll tell you what it is

00:49:01.660 this is what it is

00:49:03.260 here's what it is

00:49:04.640 you guys are poor

00:49:06.060 you guys are poor

00:49:07.640 I don't swim in bodies of water

00:49:09.580 that I don't own

00:49:11.000 no so when you swim

00:49:13.060 it's like you're like

00:49:14.120 oh we swim

00:49:15.260 I have a pool

00:49:16.420 I swim when I feel like it

00:49:19.380 there was manatees

00:49:20.500 in the water

00:49:20.960 and David I doggy paddle

00:49:21.640 a couple feet

00:49:22.280 David

00:49:22.600 I guarantee 0.99

00:49:23.880 I don't talk shit like this 0.97

00:49:25.580 but I guarantee you 0.99

00:49:26.900 I'd out fucking swim you 0.97

00:49:28.340 I used to swim like 0.99

00:49:29.140 into the ocean

00:49:30.000 I used to swim past the buoy

00:49:31.940 into the ocean

00:49:32.660 and Coney Island 1.00

00:49:33.360 and fucking back 1.00

00:49:34.080 sinking to the bottom 1.00

00:49:35.140 crouching and then

00:49:36.020 jumping back up

00:49:36.920 and breathing

00:49:37.520 is not swimming

00:49:38.420 that's not swimming

00:49:39.020 that's just bouncing

00:49:39.660 through the ocean

00:49:40.360 you need to

00:49:41.220 there's no way

00:49:41.840 you're out swimming me

00:49:42.580 I'm a better swimmer than you

00:49:44.020 you're not a better

00:49:44.520 this dude's legitimately 0.79

00:49:46.040 an island Mexican 0.98

00:49:47.060 like he's a first generation 0.77

00:49:48.460 American

00:49:48.980 he was afraid of the river

00:49:50.200 there was manatee

00:49:51.040 in the river

00:49:51.580 there was a tremendous amount

00:49:52.600 of manatee in the river

00:49:53.240 he said yeah 0.99

00:49:53.660 don't fucking care 0.97

00:49:54.340 and it wasn't 0.99

00:49:55.060 he did care

00:49:55.780 he just

00:49:56.380 yeah see

00:49:57.360 Owen Benjamin knows

00:49:58.340 what's up bro 1.00

00:49:59.040 he knows that you're black 1.00

00:50:00.280 no no no 1.00

00:50:01.080 I'm dead serious

00:50:01.980 I'm a better swimmer than you

00:50:03.580 everybody here probably

00:50:04.700 are you Puerto Rican Raven

00:50:06.020 what are you

00:50:06.640 I don't know

00:50:07.740 he's a Frenchman 1.00

00:50:08.680 he's a faggot 1.00

00:50:09.480 I have some French in me 1.00

00:50:10.920 he's literally

00:50:11.600 it's in his bones

00:50:12.740 it's in his DNA 1.00

00:50:13.500 it's like the blacks 1.00

00:50:14.580 that are on islands 0.99

00:50:15.400 like they can swim 1.00

00:50:16.840 they're all about that shit 1.00

00:50:17.740 in many ways 1.00

00:50:18.560 blacks that are on islands 1.00

00:50:19.740 that betray his Puerto Rican heritage 0.98

00:50:21.340 Jamaica 1.00

00:50:21.740 shit like that 1.00

00:50:22.560 I don't think 1.00

00:50:22.980 Jamaica's gone 1.00

00:50:23.720 I had like a very bad sinus infection

00:50:27.640 and like probably running a small fever

00:50:29.620 and in that lake

00:50:31.080 in that

00:50:31.860 I did

00:50:32.660 I read the

00:50:33.300 I saw the documentary on wiki watchie 0.99

00:50:35.280 these guys were getting like fucking crazy bacteria 0.61

00:50:38.060 because they were in so long 0.99

00:50:39.180 and they were getting really sick 1.00

00:50:40.740 like brain diseases and shit 0.99

00:50:42.440 and I'm like 0.99

00:50:42.760 I lied to the people

00:50:44.080 I lied to everybody

00:50:45.140 and it was easy

00:50:46.240 this is crazy 0.99

00:50:48.080 that's what I'm fucking saying bro 0.98

00:50:49.360 it's exactly what's happening to me right now 0.98

00:50:50.820 this is like learning

00:50:51.700 this is like learning that Dave Smith doesn't drive

00:50:54.460 Top doesn't swim 0.99

00:50:55.500 holy shit 0.94

00:50:55.900 that's really weird that Dave Smith doesn't drive 0.99

00:50:57.720 I want to go back

00:50:58.400 that is weird

00:50:59.320 to Jose thinking that black people

00:51:01.840 even on islands 0.98

00:51:02.660 are great swimmers

00:51:03.640 you think Dave Smith could drive

00:51:05.180 with those gangly fingers like that

00:51:06.740 Cole you phrased that wrong 0.90

00:51:07.960 I know American blacks

00:51:09.380 that is like a true stereotype

00:51:11.240 but if you're talking like

00:51:12.540 like people like

00:51:13.500 I don't know 1.00

00:51:14.100 fucking Jamaica 1.00

00:51:15.220 Jamaica is the first one I can't mind 1.00

00:51:17.920 but there's so many

00:51:18.620 island chains

00:51:19.820 like

00:51:20.080 the Olympics 1.00

00:51:22.640 and those motherfuckers live on the water 1.00

00:51:24.380 they work on the water 1.00

00:51:25.260 like they're just on the water 1.00

00:51:26.300 all the fucking time 0.99

00:51:26.880 but honestly though 0.99

00:51:27.940 wait wait wait 0.95

00:51:28.600 they do suck at swimming though 0.96

00:51:30.540 like they're not technically good swimmers 0.96

00:51:32.420 like 0.97

00:51:32.600 even if you see a black dude do UFC 0.56

00:51:34.900 like the way he carries himself

00:51:36.640 like do MMA

00:51:37.340 they're still very like weird

00:51:39.040 like even the best of them

00:51:40.420 they're like

00:51:40.700 I've gone on cruises

00:51:42.000 where you go on excursions

00:51:43.080 and you go on like little things

00:51:44.120 it's always black 1.00

00:51:45.040 they're black and swimming 0.98

00:51:46.140 and they're on the side of the cruise ships 0.79

00:51:47.580 dude we literally watched

00:51:49.000 what was it

00:51:49.900 a Jamaican

00:51:50.540 Olympic swimmer

00:51:51.620 we played it on the show

00:51:52.940 he wasn't Jamaican

00:51:53.500 he was African

00:51:54.160 African

00:51:54.760 alright yeah 1.00

00:51:55.260 those motherfuckers can't swim 1.00

00:51:56.580 especially the ones on the coast 1.00

00:51:57.800 no he almost drowned

00:51:59.000 no no he like 1.00

00:52:02.320 what the fuck 0.99

00:52:04.160 no because 0.99

00:52:04.880 the Olympic starts

00:52:06.340 in like two weeks

00:52:07.320 and I want

00:52:08.100 and Jose

00:52:08.560 I'll count

00:52:09.360 I can count

00:52:10.180 how many black swimmers

00:52:11.540 there are

00:52:12.020 from like anywhere

00:52:12.900 you can count

00:52:13.540 probably on one hand

00:52:15.920 yeah I can count

00:52:16.720 to zero

00:52:17.260 oh I've seen this guy before

00:52:20.180 one pound fish

00:52:22.480 one pound fish

00:52:25.140 have a have a look

00:52:26.080 one pound fish

00:52:27.240 have a have a look

00:52:28.300 one pound fish

00:52:29.460 very very good

00:52:30.520 one pound fish

00:52:31.700 very very cheap

00:52:32.820 one pound fish

00:52:33.980 six four five

00:52:35.000 one pound each

00:52:36.200 dog 1.00

00:52:36.880 holy shit 0.99

00:52:38.180 are we serious right now 0.97

00:52:39.220 I've seen remixes of that

00:52:40.520 that is so catchy

00:52:40.860 that's a banger

00:52:41.380 I will say

00:52:42.360 so

00:52:42.640 I can't get it out of my head

00:52:43.860 have y'all seen the videos

00:52:45.660 of the Indian people

00:52:47.140 like 0.75

00:52:47.720 one pound fish

00:52:49.220 playing child games

00:52:50.860 to win prizes

00:52:52.120 have y'all seen those

00:52:53.960 oh to win like

00:52:55.240 like rice 0.99

00:52:56.500 and shit like that 0.99

00:52:57.420 yeah yeah 0.95

00:52:57.460 they have a weird thing

00:52:59.080 with being like

00:52:59.860 one pound of rice

00:53:01.660 one pound of fish

00:53:02.880 like it's like very

00:53:03.900 like that's how they deal with it

00:53:05.740 they don't just deal with like

00:53:06.640 I thought it was because of the fish

00:53:07.360 like you remember the

00:53:08.000 Filet-O-Fish song

00:53:09.000 that was like one of the

00:53:10.280 like

00:53:10.500 give me that Filet-O-Fish 0.85

00:53:11.820 yeah exactly

00:53:12.540 give me that fish

00:53:13.560 I like the Filet-O-Fish

00:53:14.420 you could not get that thing

00:53:14.880 out of your head

00:53:15.460 yeah the Filet-O-Fish

00:53:16.440 no no but like

00:53:17.200 it's just really fun

00:53:18.600 because they

00:53:19.060 they like

00:53:19.700 like the whole thing

00:53:21.000 is like a

00:53:21.680 two liter

00:53:22.520 edible oil

00:53:23.440 they call it edible oil

00:53:24.500 because like

00:53:25.380 they definitely

00:53:26.540 differentiate from like

00:53:27.600 cooking oil

00:53:28.140 the oil you can eat

00:53:29.060 the oil you can

00:53:30.280 and can't eat 0.98

00:53:30.960 it's so fucking funny 0.97

00:53:32.280 and they also 0.97

00:53:33.100 they call it

00:53:34.160 fragrant rice

00:53:35.040 they don't call it rice

00:53:35.820 they call it fragrant rice

00:53:36.960 like it's like

00:53:37.760 has like

00:53:38.280 I don't know

00:53:38.620 like

00:53:38.900 edible oil 0.96

00:53:40.760 yes it's so fucking funny 0.97

00:53:42.600 doesn't it aggravate you 1.00

00:53:43.780 that these motherfuckers 1.00

00:53:44.560 come here and act like 1.00

00:53:45.520 they're like

00:53:45.940 shamans and geniuses 0.95

00:53:47.640 and white people

00:53:48.440 will be like

00:53:48.960 oh wow

00:53:49.760 he's got so much

00:53:50.520 life experience

00:53:51.340 it's like 1.00

00:53:51.760 this motherfucker 1.00

00:53:52.440 is a retard 1.00

00:53:53.260 dude 0.99

00:53:53.740 he's a retard 1.00

00:53:54.280 I kind of want 0.99

00:53:55.840 to look it up

00:53:56.220 because I can

00:53:56.600 now that I can

00:53:57.200 show you

00:53:57.660 back in my country

00:53:58.540 I was a doctor

00:53:59.300 it's so funny

00:54:01.540 seeing them do

00:54:02.320 like

00:54:02.520 it's literally

00:54:02.740 children's games

00:54:03.640 they set up

00:54:04.180 like weird 0.99

00:54:04.800 fucking like 0.99

00:54:05.740 mechanical games 0.99

00:54:07.560 for them to play

00:54:08.440 and then they give

00:54:09.380 them like a bag

00:54:10.060 of rice

00:54:10.500 and like a

00:54:11.500 like a liter

00:54:12.780 of oil

00:54:13.260 and then they 0.96

00:54:14.080 freak the fuck 0.82

00:54:15.020 out 0.97

00:54:15.260 like they're like

00:54:15.820 yeah

00:54:16.740 they're just like

00:54:17.940 so excited

00:54:18.600 to win

00:54:19.160 like food

00:54:20.560 or like a chair

00:54:23.020 save it for Cole's

00:54:23.720 corner

00:54:23.940 by the way

00:54:24.500 Cole's corner

00:54:25.100 after the day

00:54:26.000 it was

00:54:26.320 it was

00:54:26.620 it was really

00:54:27.100 fun

00:54:27.420 it was pretty good

00:54:27.780 I want to mention

00:54:29.180 this

00:54:29.360 when you left 0.99

00:54:30.160 the black woman 0.99

00:54:31.640 that we saw

00:54:32.140 that was doing

00:54:32.720 weird like 0.99

00:54:33.360 satanic shit 0.99

00:54:34.260 remember that 1.00

00:54:34.640 she came back

00:54:36.360 it was another one

00:54:37.320 with her in it

00:54:38.220 it was great

00:54:39.620 it was so great

00:54:40.320 wait wait wait

00:54:40.840 is it an old lady 0.93

00:54:41.900 that's like

00:54:42.520 coming in the bedroom

00:54:43.280 and she's spitting 1.00

00:54:44.180 her grandson 1.00

00:54:45.060 no that shit 1.00

00:54:45.980 was fucking 1.00

00:54:46.520 a little bit like 0.99

00:54:47.520 I thought

00:54:48.340 I thought it was

00:54:48.860 a little weird

00:54:49.240 it was

00:54:49.540 yeah

00:54:50.220 when she started

00:54:51.060 doing that

00:54:51.460 I was like

00:54:51.860 oh no

00:54:52.500 she was like

00:54:53.020 at one point

00:54:53.760 she went

00:54:54.020 and I was like

00:54:55.440 that's kind of funny

00:54:56.260 but then she did

00:54:57.020 like some little 1.00

00:54:57.560 growling gremlin shit 1.00

00:54:58.720 and I was like 1.00

00:54:59.080 oh this bitch 1.00

00:54:59.640 is possessed 1.00

00:55:00.240 I don't know

00:55:01.540 what happened

00:55:01.900 to grandma

00:55:02.260 but she was 1.00

00:55:02.740 all fucked up 0.99

00:55:03.360 it really 0.99

00:55:04.300 fucked me up 0.97

00:55:04.960 I was 0.98

00:55:05.300 oh did he

00:55:06.200 did he say

00:55:06.640 oh I see

00:55:07.180 top trying to

00:55:07.680 look for something

00:55:08.060 can you bring up

00:55:09.900 that Candace tweet

00:55:10.800 thing I want to

00:55:11.360 talk about that

00:55:11.940 it happened

00:55:12.620 we have to

00:55:13.640 address this 1.00

00:55:14.420 nigger faggot 1.00

00:55:15.380 till I die 1.00

00:55:15.980 almost happened

00:55:16.840 let's be real

00:55:17.340 oh I saw that

00:55:18.300 yeah she fumbled

00:55:19.440 the ball

00:55:19.740 there's no way

00:55:20.260 she did it

00:55:20.780 she watches Tower Gang

00:55:21.920 I mean I'm trying

00:55:22.480 to vamp long enough

00:55:23.160 for Tyler to bring it up

00:55:24.100 the Candace tweet

00:55:25.240 I put it in the

00:55:25.860 production chat

00:55:26.480 alright

00:55:27.820 here we go

00:55:28.560 it's coming

00:55:29.040 alright go to the

00:55:29.980 quoted tweet

00:55:30.500 alright anyone

00:55:31.360 I'll read it real quick

00:55:32.800 anyone familiar with

00:55:33.780 Tower Gang lore

00:55:34.580 is going to be reeling

00:55:35.520 right now

00:55:35.880 alright well thanks

00:55:36.520 man you moved on

00:55:37.120 but alright

00:55:37.660 today I did

00:55:38.460 Con Lemon's podcast

00:55:39.540 and he straight up

00:55:40.460 asked me if I would

00:55:41.140 ever look him in the face 1.00

00:55:42.020 and call him a faggot 1.00

00:55:42.740 this is Candace Owens 1.00

00:55:43.640 I just never thought

00:55:44.740 he'd ask me a question

00:55:45.520 like that so sincerely

00:55:46.580 these are remarkable

00:55:47.820 times we're living in

00:55:48.680 for those who have

00:55:49.460 been here for a long

00:55:50.160 time no we've

00:55:51.660 literally proposed

00:55:52.380 this hypothetical

00:55:53.060 of whether you would 1.00

00:55:53.940 call him a faggot 1.00

00:55:54.540 I'm pretty sure 1.00

00:55:55.180 Mark Vestibule asked

00:55:56.960 yes would you rather

00:55:58.240 call Don Lemon 1.00

00:56:01.040 a faggot 1.00

00:56:01.680 or a nigger 1.00

00:56:02.160 yes Mark Vestibule 1.00

00:56:03.640 is a fucking 1.00

00:56:04.320 shaman 1.00

00:56:05.560 he's a prophet

00:56:06.620 it's crazy

00:56:07.880 here we are a year

00:56:09.260 later 0.85

00:56:09.540 it's going to suck

00:56:10.160 when I have to get 0.93

00:56:10.720 sounded or blown 0.99

00:56:12.360 by a gay dude 0.99

00:56:13.080 but it's going to 0.81

00:56:13.700 happen apparently

00:56:14.140 I don't think that

00:56:14.600 was Mark Vestibule

00:56:15.060 I think it was

00:56:16.920 no 1.00

00:56:17.760 I'm fucked 0.99

00:56:18.640 alright 0.99

00:56:19.380 but either way

00:56:19.820 no it was

00:56:20.640 it was because

00:56:21.620 Toad said

00:56:22.780 I remember specifically

00:56:23.900 he was like

00:56:24.440 I didn't read that one

00:56:25.560 I almost didn't read it

00:56:25.980 yeah it was the first

00:56:27.060 one last week

00:56:27.680 and I didn't read it

00:56:28.460 I was wrong

00:56:28.880 I had to

00:56:30.480 oh so we read two

00:56:31.440 Mark ones for this one 1.00

00:56:32.620 fucking dope 0.99

00:56:33.360 I had to think about it again 1.00

00:56:34.520 well no

00:56:35.060 so we have an answer

00:56:36.380 to his question now

00:56:37.440 is

00:56:37.740 so if you were to

00:56:39.480 be face to face

00:56:40.920 with Don Lemon

00:56:41.660 you have to call him 1.00

00:56:42.860 a nigger or a faggot 1.00

00:56:43.940 he just answered that question 1.00

00:56:45.440 see I was right

00:56:45.900 go on

00:56:47.000 he

00:56:47.200 no but we read a

00:56:48.420 Mark Vestibule one

00:56:49.360 before

00:56:49.940 yeah I was saying

00:56:50.680 the sounding question

00:56:51.440 was not Mark Vestibule

00:56:52.340 yeah the answer is

00:56:53.760 the answer right there

00:56:54.740 is like

00:56:55.020 if he says

00:56:55.760 so you would call me 1.00

00:56:57.220 a faggot to my face 1.00

00:56:58.480 that means faggot 1.00

00:56:59.260 offends him more 1.00

00:57:00.100 right

00:57:00.360 no

00:57:00.720 I would call you 1.00

00:57:02.040 a nigger faggot 1.00

00:57:03.420 that's how you have 1.00

00:57:04.060 to answer that

00:57:04.620 there you go

00:57:05.100 no I think the other one

00:57:06.380 would have been the more

00:57:07.040 imagine if that came

00:57:07.160 from Candace Owen

00:57:07.520 she could deliver that

00:57:09.180 in a way

00:57:09.660 she could break 0.90

00:57:10.980 the glass ceiling

00:57:11.560 in a way

00:57:11.800 no one else could

00:57:12.600 if she would have said

00:57:13.440 look them in the eyes

00:57:14.140 I would call you 1.00

00:57:14.820 a nigger faggot 1.00

00:57:15.440 yes I would have 1.00

00:57:16.200 called you a nigger faggot 1.00

00:57:17.340 so that I wouldn't 1.00

00:57:18.120 waste words

00:57:19.200 that's jiu jitsu right there

00:57:19.680 yeah

00:57:20.080 that's rhetorical jiu jitsu

00:57:21.240 like what are you

00:57:21.820 going to do at that point 0.96

00:57:22.520 she's a black woman 0.99

00:57:23.400 say no I'd call you 1.00

00:57:24.080 a nigger faggot 1.00

00:57:24.820 and you're like 1.00

00:57:25.140 whoa what do we do here

00:57:26.320 like we're at an impasse

00:57:30.320 and you just won

00:57:30.960 how often do you think

00:57:31.680 Candace Owen says it

00:57:32.760 do you think she says it a lot 1.00

00:57:33.980 what nigger or faggot 1.00

00:57:35.280 she could sell it so well though 1.00

00:57:37.840 because she could play

00:57:38.540 the like yo

00:57:39.120 obviously I don't have 0.88

00:57:40.040 a problem with black people 1.00

00:57:40.680 it's the niggers 1.00

00:57:41.460 and I'm having an issue 0.99

00:57:42.100 I feel like she would

00:57:42.760 give out

00:57:43.080 and I think you're one of them

00:57:43.960 I feel like she would

00:57:44.620 give out the pass 1.00

00:57:45.320 Candace says faggot a lot 1.00

00:57:47.200 at home 1.00

00:57:47.560 I'm sure she does

00:57:48.440 she calls her white husband 1.00

00:57:51.580 a faggot a lot 1.00

00:57:52.140 stop being a fucking faggot 1.00

00:57:53.200 and fuck this black pussy 1.00

00:57:54.340 and he calls her a nigger 1.00

00:57:56.100 he's like shut up nigger 1.00

00:58:00.200 and they're fucking 1.00

00:58:02.900 Spanish babysitting 1.00

00:58:03.940 they're all confused

00:58:04.740 those are their wedding vows

00:58:06.960 actually 1.00

00:58:07.340 nigger faggot 1.00

00:58:08.220 until we die 1.00

00:58:08.960 oh that's a big faggot 1.00

00:58:10.900 good for you Toad 1.00

00:58:13.960 I've always wondered

00:58:16.000 if you were dating 0.99

00:58:17.580 or married to a black chick 1.00

00:58:18.840 if you can say that 1.00

00:58:20.200 to her during sex 0.80

00:58:21.000 you don't 0.88

00:58:21.760 you don't get the pass

00:58:22.880 you don't get to do

00:58:23.960 even during sex 1.00

00:58:26.300 the nasty shit 1.00

00:58:27.680 people say during sex 1.00

00:58:28.720 I feel like it's one extreme

00:58:29.560 or the other

00:58:29.980 either you're like 1.00

00:58:30.720 a simp bitch 1.00

00:58:31.620 that just won't 1.00

00:58:32.900 talk about

00:58:34.280 yeah wait a second

00:58:35.180 wait a second guys

00:58:36.720 look at this

00:58:37.320 N-I 1.00

00:58:38.560 this is rumble chat

00:58:39.600 G-G 1.00

00:58:40.520 Nado Shave Co

00:58:41.960 they're doing it now

00:58:48.680 they're cooking now

00:58:49.720 we got it going

00:58:51.020 oh

00:58:51.580 we got it

00:58:52.720 no

00:58:53.340 Johnny Leach

00:58:55.400 Johnny Leach 1.00

00:58:56.440 you nigger fag 1.00

00:58:57.440 no 1.00

00:58:58.140 Johnny Leach

00:58:58.660 is on YouTube

00:58:59.340 he interrupts

00:59:01.620 he interrupts

00:59:02.320 we need to weaponize

00:59:04.620 this

00:59:04.780 we need to weaponize

00:59:05.380 this

00:59:05.540 we're talking about 1.00

00:59:06.500 raiding fucking 0.99

00:59:07.220 whatever 1.00

00:59:07.660 twitch faggotry 1.00

00:59:08.640 or whatever 0.99

00:59:09.020 it'd be so hard

00:59:09.780 if we go

00:59:10.040 this is exactly

00:59:10.920 what I do on TLC

00:59:11.840 but on TLC

00:59:12.560 I have a running

00:59:13.260 you can see the chat

00:59:13.960 on the screen

00:59:14.520 so they can interrupt

00:59:15.540 each other

00:59:15.900 from YouTube

00:59:16.360 to rumble

00:59:16.960 it creates a lot

00:59:17.680 of competition

00:59:18.200 honestly 1.00

00:59:18.520 they fucking hate 0.99

00:59:19.160 each other 1.00

00:59:19.900 it's a lot of fun

00:59:20.520 so can you

00:59:21.620 so you don't think

00:59:23.240 like during like 1.00

00:59:24.360 the nasty sex shit 1.00

00:59:25.340 that people say 1.00

00:59:26.080 during sex

00:59:26.540 like you don't think 1.00

00:59:27.240 black chicks 0.98

00:59:27.960 will ever be like

00:59:28.820 I've seen them

00:59:30.880 I've seen them

00:59:31.680 say like

00:59:32.700 yeah 1.00

00:59:33.080 fuck this nigger pussy 1.00

00:59:34.460 I've seen it 1.00

00:59:35.260 I've seen it

00:59:36.900 what are we talking about here

00:59:37.680 hell yeah twitch

00:59:38.420 who's denying this

00:59:39.380 twitch is just three dudes

00:59:41.660 they get to use

00:59:42.380 the same letters

00:59:43.060 over and over

00:59:43.460 that's okay

00:59:43.880 that's fine

00:59:44.320 you know what

00:59:45.400 we have a fledgling

00:59:46.120 twitch audience

00:59:46.740 so this is your

00:59:47.220 practice time

00:59:47.920 start working your towers

00:59:48.960 as it grows

00:59:49.840 it's like training wheels

00:59:50.520 that's cute

00:59:51.020 alright let's do

00:59:52.200 something crazy

00:59:52.800 we have a rumble chat

00:59:54.020 finish your mailbag

00:59:55.020 no wait wait

00:59:56.400 we have a rumble

00:59:57.740 we have some people

00:59:58.640 in the rumble

00:59:59.140 we have like 10 of them

01:00:00.640 guys hold on

01:00:01.620 hold on

01:00:02.040 people in the rumble

01:00:03.060 you're here

01:00:04.160 I'm gonna send this out

01:00:05.080 this is a raid

01:00:06.000 or how do you do raid

01:00:07.460 forward slash raid

01:00:08.440 yeah you gotta do

01:00:10.000 forward slash raid

01:00:11.000 and then you have to

01:00:12.320 copy and paste

01:00:13.120 the actual

01:00:13.880 right

01:00:14.440 like

01:00:14.680 you are

01:00:15.200 I thought we literally

01:00:15.980 just said hey go to this chat

01:00:17.260 yeah that's what I thought you did too

01:00:18.560 you can actually do like

01:00:19.480 no it's an actual function

01:00:19.980 oh it's an actual function 1.00

01:00:21.480 oh shit 0.96

01:00:22.340 yeah it's pretty good 0.99

01:00:23.560 send me that video now

01:00:25.700 I've seen a few of them

01:00:28.440 I was just looking

01:00:29.260 you know but I've seen them

01:00:30.380 Tyler can you

01:00:31.660 leave it to the darker

01:00:32.240 can you do that

01:00:32.780 so you know how to raid

01:00:33.500 hold on hold on

01:00:34.760 I want to send

01:00:35.380 I want to send

01:00:36.800 our rumble audience

01:00:38.000 to Stu Peters

01:00:38.720 that's the trance

01:00:39.260 hey what are you doing

01:00:40.500 Dr. Country

01:00:41.260 no you can't send them

01:00:42.220 to Stu Peters

01:00:42.940 I'm gonna send them to Stu Peters

01:00:44.500 right now 0.98

01:00:45.500 to do a nigger tower 1.00

01:00:46.380 and come right back 0.99

01:00:47.120 that's what I want them to do

01:00:48.320 oh that's great

01:00:49.780 a place where you know

01:00:51.720 it's gonna be you know

01:00:52.400 accepted

01:00:52.760 no one will care

01:00:53.720 we can try it out

01:00:54.640 like something like that

01:00:55.200 yeah cause Stu Peters

01:00:56.420 isn't live typically

01:00:57.500 this is a test run

01:00:58.580 yeah this is a test run

01:00:59.400 he's live with Roger Stone

01:01:01.100 right now

01:01:01.520 but it's not coming up

01:01:02.540 for me for whatever reason

01:01:03.380 is he live

01:01:03.960 or is this pre-recorded

01:01:05.280 he won't see it though

01:01:06.700 no way Roger

01:01:08.080 Rogers is watching 1.00

01:01:09.260 the fucking 1.00

01:01:09.720 watching the 1.00

01:01:10.760 I'm gonna spell 0.96

01:01:11.480 the whole thing

01:01:12.240 I'm making him at night

01:01:16.880 I don't know how to do it

01:01:19.760 Tyler if you could 0.99

01:01:20.600 if you could fucking do it 0.98

01:01:21.580 that would be great 0.99

01:01:22.160 did it say it didn't work

01:01:23.160 it didn't say anything

01:01:24.460 yeah I did raid forward slash

01:01:25.920 and then I did forward slash raid

01:01:27.500 and nothing came up

01:01:28.840 what is forward slash raid

01:01:29.760 okay

01:01:30.380 what would it be great if we had one guy

01:01:32.320 that literally is intentionally 0.99

01:01:33.480 just keeps spamming nigger 1.00

01:01:34.580 and won't let them finish 1.00

01:01:35.400 the nigger tower 1.00

01:01:35.940 it's N-I-G-G nigger 1.00

01:01:36.840 that's acceptable 1.00

01:01:38.400 that's acceptable 0.99

01:01:39.180 if it's the nigger tower 1.00

01:01:40.200 they have to keep restarting 0.99

01:01:41.340 now do

01:01:42.160 so we're an hour in

01:01:43.940 do we have laney edits here

01:01:45.620 because I know 0.99

01:01:46.060 I'm such an idiot 0.99

01:01:47.240 why 1.00

01:01:48.020 all right

01:01:50.120 here we go

01:01:50.560 I was typing forward slash raid 0.99

01:01:52.840 in fucking his chat 0.99

01:01:54.420 why don't we bop to Eleni 1.00

01:01:54.580 why don't we bop to Eleni

01:01:55.740 you were typing that in his chat

01:01:58.760 embarrassing dude

01:02:00.100 super embarrassing

01:02:01.760 what a boomer 1.00

01:02:03.420 all right

01:02:04.760 confirm raid

01:02:05.540 guys there's the raid

01:02:06.960 go ahead

01:02:07.440 go ahead

01:02:07.720 go over there

01:02:08.220 come right back 0.98

01:02:08.820 oh that's so fucking funny 0.96

01:02:10.120 like three times it says 0.97

01:02:11.660 forward slash raid 0.99

01:02:12.600 what the fuck is going on here 0.95

01:02:14.020 add a kike at the end 1.00

01:02:15.280 for extra style points

01:02:16.240 if you guys

01:02:16.680 you know what I mean

01:02:17.880 come back and report

01:02:18.940 let us know how it goes

01:02:19.920 that's very funny

01:02:20.780 yeah

01:02:21.400 you know what's crazy

01:02:23.280 Roger Stone got that

01:02:24.820 on YouTube

01:02:25.340 on YouTube

01:02:26.520 yeah he does 0.97

01:02:27.200 he's got that fucking long 0.98

01:02:28.200 that's wild 0.99

01:02:29.000 oh yeah yeah

01:02:30.840 so you can't see it on YouTube

01:02:32.540 but we can see it 1.00

01:02:33.540 hey you son of a bitch 1.00

01:02:34.560 that infuriated the left 1.00

01:02:36.060 because Trump was

01:02:36.780 oh they're doing it

01:02:37.400 they're doing it

01:02:37.960 no no

01:02:38.820 railroad this in a quicky fashion 0.98

01:02:40.740 they fucked it up

01:02:41.900 with the NATO shape

01:02:42.960 no shape

01:02:43.820 Z-man 1.00

01:02:44.660 what the fuck are you doing 1.00

01:02:45.600 Z-man 1.00

01:02:46.460 what the hell

01:02:47.140 I love it

01:02:48.320 I love it so much

01:02:49.980 let's just mute it

01:02:52.000 let's start again

01:02:52.500 mute it

01:02:53.740 we don't need to 1.00

01:02:55.040 look at this old ass 1.00

01:02:55.840 who cares 1.00

01:02:56.140 look at this long headed 1.00

01:02:57.120 motherfucker 1.00

01:02:57.540 look at that schnoz 1.00

01:02:58.960 holy Jew Batman 0.81

01:02:59.960 look look look

01:03:04.700 Nadeau

01:03:05.200 Nadeau

01:03:05.620 Nadeau

01:03:06.200 oh come on

01:03:07.680 guys get it together 1.00

01:03:08.820 do the fucking 1.00

01:03:09.640 do the thing 0.99

01:03:10.680 if anybody can do it

01:03:11.760 it's the Rumble chat

01:03:12.520 Rumble chat has some experience

01:03:14.080 dude that probably is

01:03:15.400 the Nadeau guy 1.00

01:03:15.980 like fuck 1.00

01:03:16.460 he's fucking up my brand 1.00

01:03:17.880 right now 0.98

01:03:18.400 I gotta disrupt it

01:03:19.740 yeah why does Stu Peters

01:03:20.860 like why does he look like that

01:03:22.620 why does he

01:03:23.200 he dresses like

01:03:24.200 he dresses like David's dad

01:03:26.260 it's like

01:03:26.700 like a cool 80s 0.75

01:03:29.820 he's homosexual 1.00

01:03:30.520 Stu Peters is a cool dad

01:03:33.740 dude

01:03:34.160 he dresses like

01:03:35.340 if David

01:03:35.780 like how David's dad

01:03:37.040 would dress

01:03:37.580 oh my god bro

01:03:38.960 he does

01:03:39.560 he looks like he's on coke

01:03:41.120 right now

01:03:41.520 he kind of looks like 0.99

01:03:42.320 a porn star 0.99

01:03:42.980 like he would be one 0.99

01:03:43.980 doesn't he

01:03:44.400 they cannot get 1.00

01:03:45.320 this fucking thing going 1.00

01:03:46.440 they're trying so hard 1.00

01:03:47.640 and Z-Man

01:03:48.140 has high level autism

01:03:49.720 he looks like

01:03:51.100 a former 0.99

01:03:51.720 a former porn star

01:03:53.280 who's sonny 0.99

01:03:53.840 is a porn star 0.98

01:03:54.740 so no this is definitely 0.99

01:03:56.140 there we go

01:03:56.440 there we go

01:03:56.780 look look look look

01:03:57.440 look look look

01:03:58.080 come on R

01:03:59.400 we should make this

01:04:07.800 a weekly thing

01:04:08.500 people figure out

01:04:09.180 different chats

01:04:09.760 to hit up

01:04:10.200 what are you patriots

01:04:12.240 going to figure out

01:04:12.980 that a large majority

01:04:13.940 of your viewers

01:04:14.560 cannot say 1.00

01:04:15.100 shut the fuck up 0.99

01:04:16.080 we're spelling 1.00

01:04:16.560 fucking nigger 1.00

01:04:17.360 we tower you 1.00

01:04:19.900 Roger Stone

01:04:20.740 oh that's so funny

01:04:22.060 I like that you went in

01:04:23.180 and called him back

01:04:23.920 alright guys

01:04:24.360 back to the chat

01:04:24.960 let's go 1.00

01:04:25.300 back to the fucking 1.00

01:04:26.240 street 1.00

01:04:26.700 great word

01:04:27.300 I'm gonna say

01:04:27.860 if I put raid

01:04:29.220 backslash

01:04:29.900 can I re-raid

01:04:30.580 back my chat

01:04:31.380 probably not right

01:04:32.300 yeah if you do that

01:04:33.180 put your own url

01:04:33.980 reverse raid

01:04:34.840 let's go

01:04:35.540 man

01:04:36.280 they crushed it

01:04:37.460 good job

01:04:38.000 that was beautiful

01:04:38.680 so why is the Schaefer on

01:04:39.740 oh

01:04:40.480 what does he have on

01:04:42.260 we should like

01:04:43.020 wait till they have

01:04:43.500 like the great

01:04:43.940 like the perfect

01:04:44.780 guest for stuff

01:04:45.380 like that

01:04:45.720 you know what I mean

01:04:46.120 it could have been

01:04:47.080 us on Friday

01:04:47.760 but we

01:04:48.240 I can't make it

01:04:50.060 he's in

01:04:50.780 he's in Boca now

01:04:51.560 so

01:04:51.860 or he's in Florida

01:04:52.780 at least

01:04:53.220 I don't know 0.99

01:04:53.660 what the fuck 1.00

01:04:54.040 he's at 1.00

01:04:54.400 which one was Iggy

01:04:55.560 because I don't even

01:04:56.620 remember

01:04:57.000 that was the

01:04:57.820 I don't know 0.99

01:04:58.680 the fuck that is 0.99

01:04:59.320 is that the one 0.99

01:04:59.720 I called irrelevant

01:05:00.320 because I came on

01:05:01.260 there I called

01:05:01.780 Josie old

01:05:02.840 I like that guy

01:05:03.640 he was alright

01:05:04.240 man that was great

01:05:05.800 what's the name

01:05:06.420 of Elijah's show again

01:05:07.380 I forgot his name

01:05:08.400 unforgivable

01:05:10.000 I don't know

01:05:10.900 unbreakable

01:05:12.260 uninvited

01:05:13.580 unbreakable

01:05:14.380 Kimmy Schmidt

01:05:14.900 something like that

01:05:18.220 slightly offensive

01:05:19.240 slightly

01:05:20.000 that's it

01:05:21.560 that's it

01:05:22.280 that's the one

01:05:22.940 we never

01:05:23.900 we never been

01:05:24.600 invited back on

01:05:25.520 after our last

01:05:26.140 one

01:05:26.500 yeah it didn't

01:05:27.660 go very well

01:05:28.300 no it went great

01:05:30.020 it was good

01:05:31.840 I don't think

01:05:32.720 he cared

01:05:33.120 he's live right now

01:05:34.180 no he was

01:05:34.820 I think he was

01:05:35.480 joking

01:05:35.900 unrapable

01:05:37.040 the unrapable

01:05:40.060 Kimmy Schmidt

01:05:40.680 revenge

01:05:42.500 revenge of the sis 0.78

01:05:43.400 would be a good one

01:05:44.060 too

01:05:44.240 we got a lane edit

01:05:44.980 this week or what

01:05:45.760 we're spending the rest

01:05:46.800 of the show doing this

01:05:47.700 we might be doing

01:05:48.220 the lane edit

01:05:48.740 in the after portion

01:05:49.820 that's the question

01:05:51.880 we have the lane edits

01:05:52.960 and we have downs

01:05:54.760 we have two laney edits

01:05:55.940 that we just said

01:05:56.660 can we do a little bit

01:05:58.140 of our downs people

01:05:59.180 stuff

01:05:59.940 no no no

01:06:00.380 back up

01:06:00.920 we have two lane edits

01:06:01.600 we have two laney clips

01:06:05.820 that he made

01:06:06.480 last week

01:06:07.480 we already posted them

01:06:08.940 we can only do one raid per stream

01:06:12.760 yeah I learned that

01:06:13.580 oh okay

01:06:14.000 alright we blew our load

01:06:15.660 it was funny though

01:06:16.820 it was funny

01:06:17.440 no we didn't blow our load 1.00

01:06:18.540 fuck it 1.00

01:06:19.220 I guess we did blow our load 1.00

01:06:20.420 but it was a good load to blow

01:06:21.660 yeah it was a good starter load

01:06:23.600 wait go over there 0.98

01:06:25.240 and fucking read his chat 0.99

01:06:26.900 and do it anyway 0.99

01:06:27.980 yeah and just say

01:06:29.200 tower gang sent you 0.99

01:06:30.280 and just say nigger 1.00

01:06:31.120 let's see if we could 1.00

01:06:32.320 fucking get him to notice 0.99

01:06:33.480 that's a lot of fun 0.99

01:06:34.980 is this moving culture

01:06:35.820 yes

01:06:36.920 not really

01:06:39.160 we're doing an acceptable play

01:06:40.840 this has been a thing

01:06:41.340 for a long time

01:06:42.220 they're already there

01:06:42.940 they're already there 1.00

01:06:43.980 fucking typing nigger 1.00

01:06:44.880 hey top 1.00

01:06:47.300 why don't we focus

01:06:48.380 on our show right now

01:06:49.320 my bad

01:06:50.000 this is just so much fun

01:06:51.060 it really is

01:06:53.200 I do dig it

01:06:53.820 we need to go back

01:06:55.260 to the old tower days

01:06:56.300 where we picked different words

01:06:57.540 other than just nigger 1.00

01:06:58.220 you know why we used to get 0.78

01:06:58.980 creative with it

01:06:59.680 well here's the thing

01:07:00.780 Jose

01:07:01.020 I know what

01:07:03.420 toad's about to bring

01:07:04.060 wait

01:07:04.420 Raven is doing this

01:07:05.840 tower thing now

01:07:07.020 on his show

01:07:08.160 and he's telling the people

01:07:09.040 to tower

01:07:09.440 but he doesn't even know 1.00

01:07:10.140 the fucking rules 0.99

01:07:10.840 like they're doing doubles 1.00

01:07:12.200 and shit like that

01:07:13.860 and he's like 0.99

01:07:14.300 yeah good job

01:07:15.020 let me ask you guys

01:07:15.580 about this rule

01:07:15.800 that's not how it goes 0.99

01:07:16.720 bitch 1.00

01:07:17.140 let me ask you 1.00

01:07:18.080 about this rule

01:07:18.660 are the hosts

01:07:19.740 allowed to contribute

01:07:20.680 I mean it's cooler

01:07:22.800 if you don't

01:07:23.400 yes

01:07:23.680 but yeah

01:07:24.180 it's cooler if you don't

01:07:25.080 but yeah

01:07:25.340 so you're allowed to

01:07:26.200 right now

01:07:26.600 you could go in there

01:07:27.300 and put it anywhere

01:07:27.800 you're allowed to put

01:07:28.340 one letter in

01:07:29.020 it's one per person

01:07:32.060 no doubles

01:07:32.740 and if you do it

01:07:34.080 sometimes you can do

01:07:34.960 a branch off

01:07:35.660 which is kind of fun

01:07:36.500 but

01:07:37.200 I don't know if that

01:07:39.200 worked

01:07:39.440 that's not gonna work

01:07:39.980 it wouldn't work

01:07:40.400 it wouldn't work

01:07:41.000 on like

01:07:41.780 on a live chat

01:07:42.480 it only works on twitter

01:07:45.460 getting back to our show

01:07:46.480 I believe we have one

01:07:47.420 getting back to our show

01:07:50.800 thank god

01:07:51.280 somebody's tearing this

01:07:52.340 we have one new lady edit 1.00

01:07:54.080 I believe

01:07:54.480 I think there's one

01:07:55.260 but you know what

01:07:55.780 because we only have

01:07:56.360 get through all your 0.99

01:07:56.860 fucking mailbag 1.00

01:07:57.540 it's a repeat 0.99

01:07:58.040 we only have 30 minutes

01:07:59.900 we never get through

01:08:00.280 all the mailbag

01:08:00.960 we just decide to do

01:08:01.900 like a few

01:08:02.460 don't those people pay you

01:08:04.080 yeah can we

01:08:04.820 that's true

01:08:05.460 let's get through the mailbag

01:08:06.980 I want to finish the mailbag

01:08:07.880 one more

01:08:08.340 one more

01:08:08.920 at least one

01:08:09.480 do the superhero question

01:08:10.680 that one could be fun

01:08:11.460 alright

01:08:12.500 that's really the only other

01:08:13.220 one of value

01:08:13.700 some of these other ones are

01:08:14.680 because they're pictures

01:08:15.380 I don't care

01:08:15.840 just read them

01:08:16.900 no this one's awful 1.00

01:08:19.420 go to the fucking superhero one 1.00

01:08:20.700 nasal sex 1.00

01:08:21.680 come on man 1.00

01:08:22.280 yeah that's just stupid 1.00

01:08:23.180 yeah 0.99

01:08:23.880 I feel like there was

01:08:26.060 just some way that

01:08:26.600 like try to go for the

01:08:27.780 mouth and miss

01:08:28.600 just kind of like

01:08:29.740 I feel like the same thing

01:08:31.240 happened whenever 1.00

01:08:31.840 the first like anal sex 1.00

01:08:33.180 you can wait for the pussy 1.00

01:08:34.120 you missed 1.00

01:08:34.440 and they were like

01:08:34.900 you're talking about

01:08:35.420 brain damage Trav

01:08:37.040 do I need to read it

01:08:37.980 I'll just start reading it

01:08:39.540 I don't know which one

01:08:40.360 is the superhero one

01:08:41.360 the only one that says

01:08:42.500 superhero 0.99

01:08:42.880 that's an entire fucking question 0.99

01:08:44.180 there isn't one 0.99

01:08:44.860 there's not a lot of

01:08:45.480 questions in here

01:08:46.020 I don't know why this is 0.87

01:08:46.700 so fucking difficult 0.89

01:08:47.500 they did it on Elijah's show 0.98

01:08:49.280 just in

01:08:50.280 Elijah's show

01:08:50.940 got the tower

01:08:51.620 amazing

01:08:53.540 alright guys

01:08:54.900 let's pull it back together

01:08:55.860 this show was a mess

01:08:57.220 alright

01:08:58.080 he actually asked

01:08:59.020 you caused this

01:08:59.680 it's your fault

01:09:00.440 this was actually a double question

01:09:02.500 but we'll do the first question

01:09:03.660 in a second 0.78

01:09:04.260 because that's kind of a plug 0.99

01:09:05.020 for our own shit 0.99

01:09:05.760 and kind of what we're going to go 0.99

01:09:06.640 into a minute

01:09:07.060 but the second question

01:09:08.220 as a group

01:09:08.820 decide which superhero

01:09:10.000 every member of Tower Gang is

01:09:11.280 and I think the first question

01:09:12.080 was something about

01:09:12.560 clarifying the locals

01:09:13.980 patreon situation

01:09:15.060 so

01:09:15.460 I hate this question

01:09:17.020 I love it

01:09:17.820 it's a terrible question

01:09:18.820 I actually like this question

01:09:19.320 the other option was

01:09:20.820 there was one about

01:09:21.780 voice law

01:09:22.400 like how to get

01:09:23.020 voice law

01:09:23.540 you're not looking at the mailbag

01:09:25.040 I'm looking at the mailbag

01:09:26.220 right here 1.00

01:09:26.500 I'm looking at the fucking banners 0.99

01:09:27.640 I'm not seeing any of these 0.99

01:09:28.420 mailbags in here 0.98

01:09:29.200 shut up 1.00

01:09:29.920 you're wrong 0.99

01:09:30.620 you're wrong

01:09:31.280 I'm looking in the telegram

01:09:32.580 right now

01:09:33.160 for bailbag for 7-10

01:09:34.980 it's in the telegram

01:09:35.780 well it didn't make it

01:09:36.740 into the banners

01:09:37.420 dude

01:09:37.700 I'm going by what time 0.99

01:09:38.540 yeah I don't give a fuck 0.98

01:09:39.540 about your banners 1.00

01:09:40.320 get your shit together toad 0.99

01:09:42.040 it's not even a good question 0.99

01:09:43.340 it is a great question

01:09:44.580 I like it

01:09:45.320 Jose is

01:09:46.400 oh sorry

01:09:48.720 okay so

01:09:49.420 Jose is Wolverine 0.99

01:09:51.680 what the fuck is the question 0.99

01:09:52.820 if we were each 0.99

01:09:54.200 a superhero

01:09:54.880 yeah

01:09:55.580 an actual like

01:09:56.300 what superhero

01:09:56.920 I mean it's

01:09:58.000 I know it's not great

01:09:59.000 but we didn't have

01:09:59.740 a lot of great options

01:10:00.500 the other one is

01:10:01.240 how do I break

01:10:02.260 my goyslop addiction

01:10:03.240 I'd like

01:10:03.960 seven more right here

01:10:06.380 shut

01:10:06.900 well then you're using

01:10:07.640 last week's ones

01:10:08.380 I'm using this week

01:10:09.400 it's off the radio

01:10:09.840 the telegram

01:10:10.240 okay alright

01:10:10.780 well a lot of them 1.00

01:10:12.480 are retarded 1.00

01:10:12.920 I'm sorry 0.98

01:10:13.460 look

01:10:14.220 Jose is Wolverine

01:10:16.680 Top would be

01:10:17.860 somebody like

01:10:18.880 I feel like

01:10:21.580 I get Gambit cards

01:10:22.320 no no

01:10:22.480 David's Gambit

01:10:23.460 for sure

01:10:24.100 oh yeah

01:10:24.540 David's Gambit

01:10:25.620 the New Orleans guy

01:10:26.400 with the cards

01:10:27.000 yes

01:10:27.560 yeah

01:10:27.920 I can see it

01:10:29.040 Top is

01:10:30.200 I feel like

01:10:31.360 Nightcrawler

01:10:32.080 but racist

01:10:33.240 I feel like

01:10:34.200 Nightcrawler is good

01:10:35.080 I mean

01:10:36.560 Toad is definitely

01:10:37.820 like

01:10:38.260 yo

01:10:38.740 Top is Nightcrawler 1.00

01:10:39.840 is fucking 1.00

01:10:40.380 Professor X 1.00

01:10:41.520 Professor X

01:10:42.880 or like

01:10:43.300 I'm trying to think

01:10:44.640 about somebody else

01:10:45.160 I'm bald and handicapped

01:10:47.380 honestly

01:10:47.840 Nightcrawler is my

01:10:48.580 favorite X-Men

01:10:49.300 for real

01:10:49.940 yes I knew it

01:10:50.540 see

01:10:50.740 you kind of

01:10:51.420 remind me of

01:10:51.820 Nightcrawler

01:10:52.380 it's something about you

01:10:53.480 that's a dope pick

01:10:54.180 Clint is

01:10:57.180 Tony Stark

01:10:59.180 yeah 0.99

01:10:59.600 Top is the nigga 1.00

01:11:01.180 I can swim 0.90

01:11:01.800 my super power

01:11:06.800 is swimming

01:11:07.340 faster than David

01:11:08.320 you cannot

01:11:09.160 swim faster than me 0.99

01:11:10.220 that's ridiculous

01:11:10.600 100% I can 0.96

01:11:11.420 what's your super

01:11:12.460 I can swim

01:11:13.120 what 0.71

01:11:13.380 I'm black

01:11:14.860 doesn't Gambit

01:11:16.540 fit David 0.99

01:11:16.960 god damn 0.99

01:11:17.420 alpha predator 1.00

01:11:18.280 so weird

01:11:21.980 isolated

01:11:22.540 I love that

01:11:23.880 I don't know

01:11:25.180 I think

01:11:25.360 I know you should

01:11:27.820 just figure out

01:11:28.160 what I am

01:11:28.980 yeah

01:11:29.340 Cyclops

01:11:32.120 why

01:11:33.440 I don't know

01:11:34.500 he's not Cyclops

01:11:35.660 Jubilee

01:11:36.660 I'm not a woman 0.98

01:11:37.520 dude I don't know

01:11:39.120 you don't give off

01:11:40.040 superhero vibes

01:11:41.000 you don't give off

01:11:42.480 superhero vibes

01:11:43.200 I mean you're like 0.96

01:11:43.920 a goofy character 0.86

01:11:44.720 I'm sorry

01:11:45.460 I don't mean that

01:11:46.080 you're not like

01:11:46.540 Jack or like

01:11:47.480 plastic man

01:11:48.160 nah you know

01:11:49.260 you give off

01:11:49.780 you give off 1.00

01:11:50.580 the fucking 1.00

01:11:51.080 you give off the 1.00

01:11:52.380 vibes of

01:11:53.000 one of those

01:11:53.760 X-Men superheroes 1.00

01:11:54.580 with the fat ass 1.00

01:11:55.440 one of those girls 1.00

01:11:56.240 like Rogue or something

01:11:57.720 all of them

01:11:58.340 any cheeked up

01:12:01.140 superhero

01:12:01.600 hey plastic man

01:12:02.940 is a good one

01:12:03.480 plastic man is like 0.98

01:12:04.480 not cheeked up enough

01:12:05.640 he's the most

01:12:06.520 he's actually the most

01:12:07.460 powerful mutant

01:12:08.140 there is

01:12:09.080 but he's just

01:12:10.060 he's not a mutant

01:12:10.860 he's a metahuman

01:12:11.680 because he's in DC

01:12:12.320 Cole as Deadpool

01:12:13.040 is not bad

01:12:13.980 sorry whatever 0.98

01:12:14.240 it's gay Deadpool 0.92

01:12:15.880 not bad actually 0.99

01:12:17.380 no but plastic man

01:12:18.580 makes sense

01:12:18.940 because plastic man

01:12:20.740 plastic man is Deadpool 0.84

01:12:21.880 but more goofy 0.82

01:12:22.580 like he's not as like 0.80

01:12:23.700 wrong

01:12:24.120 and he's like

01:12:25.340 he's super OP 0.87

01:12:26.560 but he is too goofy

01:12:28.500 to actually 0.96

01:12:29.280 to do anything

01:12:31.380 and so he just

01:12:32.060 kind of goofs around

01:12:32.720 the entire time

01:12:33.540 he can literally

01:12:35.400 take on like

01:12:36.140 the whole Justice League

01:12:37.140 because he's literally

01:12:37.760 he did

01:12:38.200 he took on the whole

01:12:38.860 Justice League

01:12:39.160 by himself

01:12:39.840 he won

01:12:40.500 he's like

01:12:41.040 one man

01:12:41.600 the entire Justice League

01:12:42.620 Batman was like

01:12:43.620 I have no

01:12:44.440 like

01:12:44.920 Batman was like

01:12:45.700 I have like

01:12:47.060 for the entire Justice League

01:12:49.720 I have like

01:12:50.240 a way to beat all of them 0.57

01:12:51.120 except for his plastic man

01:12:52.300 he's just like

01:12:52.820 just keep him

01:12:53.620 like happy

01:12:54.400 it's pretty easy

01:12:56.460 because he's like 0.93

01:12:57.000 goofy 0.72

01:12:57.260 he just doesn't

01:12:57.800 yeah Batman's

01:12:58.660 the only one

01:12:59.180 who would actually

01:12:59.660 probably have a chance

01:13:00.380 with plastic man

01:13:00.940 just gonna do mind games

01:13:02.000 and that's like

01:13:02.440 it

01:13:02.540 you know

01:13:03.100 it's really

01:13:03.540 I love that

01:13:05.360 the only way

01:13:07.640 to control Cole 1.00

01:13:08.300 is to fuck 1.00

01:13:08.760 with his mind 1.00

01:13:09.340 I hate

01:13:10.800 if we're talking

01:13:11.300 about a superhero

01:13:12.020 that I don't know

01:13:12.720 what

01:13:13.540 who

01:13:13.980 what would Tyler be

01:13:15.940 uh

01:13:17.640 Tyler would be Cyclops

01:13:19.640 I feel like

01:13:20.580 yeah

01:13:20.760 he gets off more Cyclops

01:13:22.040 like an old Cyclops

01:13:23.020 yeah

01:13:23.320 alright

01:13:24.060 yeah

01:13:24.300 I don't like to say 0.99

01:13:24.840 check on the niggers 1.00

01:13:25.640 back to black shit 1.00

01:13:28.820 we have to segue 1.00

01:13:30.260 Stormfront from the boys

01:13:31.440 oh Star-Lord

01:13:32.760 that's a good one

01:13:33.260 for uh

01:13:33.820 Stormfront

01:13:34.900 I feel like Star-Lord's

01:13:36.380 good for

01:13:37.000 for Cole

01:13:37.680 oh

01:13:38.540 I'll take Star-Lord

01:13:40.200 yeah

01:13:40.520 that's actually perfect

01:13:42.540 there you go

01:13:43.460 he's just a regular human

01:13:46.220 like he's like

01:13:47.200 well I guess he's not

01:13:48.140 really 1.00

01:13:48.360 well he's got some shit 1.00

01:13:49.260 going on 1.00

01:13:49.700 whatever it is

01:13:50.200 I never really explained it 1.00

01:13:51.040 but he's got some shit 0.99

01:13:51.800 going on 1.00

01:13:52.480 you know

01:13:52.680 he's one of those

01:13:53.440 uh

01:13:53.900 he's the son of ego

01:13:55.180 but then he gives that up

01:13:56.240 and so he just becomes

01:13:57.000 literally a regular guy

01:13:58.240 alright

01:13:59.000 this question has gotten

01:14:00.040 gay real quick 1.00

01:14:00.540 top 0.56

01:14:00.900 let's do the first half

01:14:01.840 of the question

01:14:02.360 you want to let them know

01:14:03.300 what's going on

01:14:03.720 with the Patreon

01:14:04.200 local situation

01:14:05.180 right now

01:14:05.760 what are we doing

01:14:06.880 with that

01:14:07.260 so we can catch them on

01:14:08.500 so people actually know

01:14:09.380 we've only really gone over

01:14:10.660 this like one episode

01:14:11.660 and I think some people

01:14:12.680 are confused

01:14:13.120 by the Patreon

01:14:13.520 yeah and the way you went over it

01:14:14.780 is Top went

01:14:15.440 hey 1.00

01:14:15.820 it's fucking 0.99

01:14:16.440 Patreon now 0.99

01:14:17.420 no more 0.99

01:14:17.940 whatever the fuck 0.99

01:14:19.880 it's called 0.99

01:14:20.160 that's it

01:14:21.200 it's Patreon

01:14:21.740 so

01:14:22.020 and I'll do a laney edit

01:14:23.620 and go to the next thing

01:14:24.520 hold on

01:14:25.100 as you guys can see

01:14:26.440 Clint is not here

01:14:27.700 we did not raise

01:14:28.840 adequate amount of funds

01:14:30.120 with the last

01:14:31.240 go around at this

01:14:32.860 for the Patreon

01:14:33.900 he expected a certain amount

01:14:35.420 of Patreon subscribers

01:14:36.360 we got

01:14:37.100 well below that

01:14:38.500 so

01:14:38.760 if you want

01:14:39.900 Clint back next week

01:14:41.040 you gotta sign up

01:14:42.380 you can scan

01:14:43.000 right there at the bottom

01:14:43.900 right there

01:14:44.480 the Patreon

01:14:44.980 the Patreon is also

01:14:46.420 it should be in our description

01:14:48.080 Toad

01:14:48.480 probably not

01:14:49.160 he didn't put it there

01:14:50.500 I'll do it

01:14:51.600 I'll do it

01:14:52.140 so sign

01:14:52.980 off his Amazon wish list

01:14:54.900 and go over to Patreon

01:14:56.000 and sit

01:14:56.380 okay

01:14:56.720 yeah

01:14:57.900 patreon.com

01:14:58.960 forward slash

01:14:59.560 tower gang

01:15:00.360 you can go there

01:15:01.060 also we're gonna be

01:15:02.160 cutting the stream

01:15:02.740 in a few minutes

01:15:03.320 and doing a

01:15:04.360 live

01:15:05.340 post show

01:15:06.480 for about

01:15:07.380 I don't know

01:15:07.760 30 minutes

01:15:08.260 or however long it goes

01:15:09.000 I think we have

01:15:09.600 we might have some 0.97

01:15:10.500 nigger fights for then 1.00

01:15:11.260 we might not 0.99

01:15:12.160 we might have some

01:15:13.000 transpotting

01:15:13.740 we might not

01:15:14.660 we're gonna play a game

01:15:15.880 it's gonna be fun

01:15:16.440 but I think we got like

01:15:17.180 two laney edits

01:15:18.020 before we

01:15:18.720 close out

01:15:19.380 it might be

01:15:19.860 downs people

01:15:20.780 we have

01:15:21.240 we have some

01:15:21.600 with downs people

01:15:22.260 I've been sending

01:15:22.820 some of

01:15:23.260 all the ones

01:15:23.840 I've been finding

01:15:24.340 oh this is actually

01:15:24.980 interesting here

01:15:25.560 check this out

01:15:26.240 guys

01:15:26.880 this is a crazy offer 0.98

01:15:28.020 kill toad 0.99

01:15:29.180 that's

01:15:29.740 $2,500 a month

01:15:31.600 if we can get

01:15:32.620 four of you guys

01:15:33.960 to do this

01:15:35.040 so if you

01:15:36.180 if you join at

01:15:37.060 the $2,500 a month

01:15:38.100 we will let you 0.99

01:15:38.900 kill toad 1.00

01:15:39.700 and we will give you 1.00

01:15:40.640 alibis

01:15:41.200 no

01:15:42.160 we will let you

01:15:43.140 kick him off 1.00

01:15:43.980 you can kick him off 0.92

01:15:45.200 the show

01:15:45.620 one time a month

01:15:47.080 for every month

01:15:49.120 that you're sub

01:15:49.620 so theoretically

01:15:50.400 if we had four people

01:15:51.540 sign up at this tier

01:15:52.800 you can keep him off the show

01:15:54.460 the entire month

01:15:56.020 month to month

01:15:57.020 it will cost about $10,000

01:15:58.120 and you know what

01:15:59.360 if you do join at this

01:16:00.740 I let you pick the guest

01:16:01.940 you can pick the guest

01:16:03.260 because we will have to have

01:16:04.180 a fifth person there

01:16:05.080 I will also

01:16:06.840 if they accept to come on

01:16:08.720 if they accept to come on

01:16:09.900 I was like

01:16:10.540 that doesn't mean

01:16:11.160 they're going to come on

01:16:11.560 it has to be

01:16:12.040 Donald Trump

01:16:12.800 for that amount

01:16:15.220 I am willing to

01:16:15.860 I am willing to

01:16:16.700 willing to say

01:16:17.960 you were hanging out

01:16:18.500 with me on whatever

01:16:19.200 night you do the deed

01:16:19.980 too

01:16:20.200 so just let me know

01:16:21.080 but yeah

01:16:22.020 alright

01:16:22.480 also what are we doing

01:16:24.260 with the local

01:16:24.820 the people who already

01:16:25.480 paid on locals

01:16:26.020 because I think

01:16:26.500 I've seen that question

01:16:27.220 they got to come off

01:16:28.220 of there

01:16:28.540 eventually

01:16:29.020 people have paid ahead

01:16:30.100 so like are they

01:16:30.880 still getting the perks

01:16:31.720 is there anything

01:16:32.300 they'll stay

01:16:32.940 somebody's like 1.00

01:16:33.760 I paid for a fucking 0.99

01:16:34.800 full year 0.99

01:16:35.460 yeah

01:16:36.600 they'll stay

01:16:37.540 and then

01:16:37.960 we'll do our tabs

01:16:39.600 on that

01:16:40.040 and then

01:16:40.420 take them off

01:16:41.260 when the time comes

01:16:42.460 but if you're there

01:16:43.560 like monthly 0.98

01:16:44.660 or whenever the fuck 0.99

01:16:45.780 because that's how 0.99

01:16:46.400 locals work

01:16:46.980 they're like

01:16:47.320 just whenever

01:16:47.940 financially devastated

01:16:56.660 I may never recover

01:17:00.660 kids haven't eaten in weeks

01:17:02.580 it's like honey

01:17:03.120 you don't understand

01:17:03.940 you can't be honest

01:17:05.340 I have to keep 1.00

01:17:05.840 this fucking idiot 1.00

01:17:07.080 off the show 1.00

01:17:08.060 and to make it

01:17:09.080 crystal clear

01:17:09.660 how do these people

01:17:10.360 get to our new

01:17:11.000 penthouse special

01:17:12.140 that we're doing

01:17:12.800 the last half hour

01:17:13.740 that's what we're calling

01:17:14.340 how did they get to that

01:17:16.040 the link is already

01:17:17.060 in the Patreon

01:17:17.580 and the Telegram

01:17:18.520 so if you join

01:17:19.420 it's the first thing there

01:17:20.500 and yeah

01:17:21.700 I assume that there'll be

01:17:22.700 dozens and dozens

01:17:23.500 of people there

01:17:24.140 so we'll see you

01:17:25.480 on the other side

01:17:26.140 in a few minutes

01:17:26.640 I think we have

01:17:27.080 a Lainey edit

01:17:27.540 right

01:17:27.720 we have a brand new

01:17:28.360 Lainey edit

01:17:28.760 real quick

01:17:29.140 where is it at

01:17:29.920 in the Telegram

01:17:31.080 because I don't see it

01:17:31.820 hey Clint's here

01:17:33.100 Clint's here

01:17:34.940 I just didn't let me in

01:17:37.800 oh

01:17:38.380 he's laying down

01:17:40.700 it's sleepy

01:17:41.020 sleepy Clint

01:17:41.800 he's got jammies on

01:17:44.440 he looks so happy

01:17:46.140 no I'm wearing

01:17:47.560 I feel like

01:17:48.240 it looks like button up jammies

01:17:50.060 I thought it was jammies too 0.99

01:17:51.660 Clint the type of nigga 1.00

01:17:52.500 to wear button up jammies 0.94

01:17:54.040 he does

01:17:55.800 yeah

01:17:56.200 with like collar

01:17:57.680 and one of those

01:17:58.720 little pointy hats

01:17:59.600 that flops over the side

01:18:00.760 I actually

01:18:01.940 carries a candlestick

01:18:02.980 I do look like a guy

01:18:04.180 that would dress like that 1.00

01:18:04.980 that's a good point

01:18:05.660 it's like 8 o'clock

01:18:08.640 over there Clint

01:18:09.140 what are you doing

01:18:09.720 it's 7.30

01:18:11.360 and I just

01:18:13.580 performed

01:18:14.400 so now I'm

01:18:15.240 I ate

01:18:15.920 and now I'm laying in bed

01:18:16.960 that's why you're so sleepy

01:18:18.360 I was just like

01:18:19.040 you do dude

01:18:19.640 you look happy

01:18:20.340 by the way

01:18:21.440 yeah well

01:18:21.860 it went well

01:18:23.060 it was me

01:18:24.060 Cash Patel

01:18:24.760 Brett Weinstein

01:18:25.540 and Angela

01:18:27.060 as moderator 0.99

01:18:27.760 so it was fucking 0.99

01:18:28.860 it was just really surreal 0.99

01:18:29.900 to be

01:18:30.280 there was like a thousand

01:18:31.260 people watching 1.00

01:18:31.880 it was fucking 0.99

01:18:32.320 it was neat 0.99

01:18:33.280 I like to think

01:18:34.200 if you go to like

01:18:35.400 Vegas and you say

01:18:36.100 I perform

01:18:36.580 and now you're on this show

01:18:37.800 that's what I'm thinking

01:18:39.260 I'm like 0.97

01:18:39.640 what's this nigga doing here 1.00

01:18:40.920 Clint is a musician now 0.99

01:18:43.540 no yeah

01:18:44.080 that's like

01:18:44.380 he goes

01:18:44.680 no if you go to Vegas

01:18:45.620 and perform

01:18:46.220 I'm just thinking 0.89

01:18:46.720 he's doing sexual acts 0.67

01:18:47.880 and he's like 0.93

01:18:48.300 I was with

01:18:49.000 speaking of

01:18:50.300 Tarted Tater

01:18:51.060 Clint is sounding right now

01:18:53.600 is what Tarted Tater

01:18:54.740 says in the chat

01:18:55.340 which that does look

01:18:56.420 like the face of someone

01:18:57.200 who's sounding

01:18:57.740 if they enjoyed it

01:18:58.680 let's play

01:18:59.120 what's the question

01:18:59.880 sounding

01:19:00.140 sounding is putting

01:19:02.300 like a piece of cold metal 1.00

01:19:03.520 inside of your penis hole 1.00

01:19:04.580 the question was 1.00

01:19:05.640 would you rather

01:19:06.340 a girl sound you 1.00

01:19:07.900 or a gay dude blow you 1.00

01:19:09.640 and it's like 1.00

01:19:10.120 obviously you get 1.00

01:19:11.020 blown by the gay dude 1.00

01:19:12.120 right 0.98

01:19:12.380 because the sounding

01:19:13.260 I don't want any metal 0.93

01:19:15.460 up my pee hole 0.99

01:19:16.540 dude

01:19:16.720 that's crazy

01:19:17.220 that's really really dangerous 1.00

01:19:18.420 some people are into that shit 0.99

01:19:19.660 the entire chat 1.00

01:19:20.140 Clint the entire chat

01:19:21.760 was going like

01:19:22.380 it's not as bad as you think

01:19:23.620 it's pretty cool actually

01:19:24.760 like it was a lot of them

01:19:26.400 it was a surprising

01:19:28.180 it was a surprising

01:19:29.760 number of them

01:19:30.540 our fan base is called

01:19:31.120 the Sounders now

01:19:32.260 rule of five

01:19:33.060 kick toad

01:19:33.740 dudes do come from that though

01:19:35.500 sounder freedom dog

01:19:36.720 yeah

01:19:36.940 wait it's sounding

01:19:38.140 actually a thing

01:19:39.020 I thought

01:19:39.340 it's a legit 0.96

01:19:40.980 like gay fetish thing 0.96

01:19:42.140 like particularly 1.00

01:19:42.560 putting stuff in your dick 1.00

01:19:43.500 is it a thing 1.00

01:19:44.180 of course it's a thing

01:19:45.080 everybody's putting stuff 0.99

01:19:46.080 in their dicks 0.98

01:19:46.520 it's 2024 0.98

01:19:47.160 but I think that dudes

01:19:48.440 are coming from that

01:19:49.500 and if they're coming from that

01:19:50.580 then it's got to feel good

01:19:51.480 right

01:19:51.640 I like how

01:19:52.300 I like how Clint showed up

01:19:53.720 right after I was like

01:19:54.720 listen he's never

01:19:55.480 going to come back

01:19:56.100 unless you join the Patreon

01:19:57.180 he was like

01:19:57.640 I'll just log on

01:19:58.380 for a couple minutes

01:19:59.260 I guess

01:19:59.940 well cause you know

01:20:01.600 you know how I feel

01:20:02.320 about paywalling

01:20:03.080 so I was like

01:20:03.680 no

01:20:03.940 I will

01:20:04.440 I will interject

01:20:05.140 I will prove

01:20:06.100 the top's line

01:20:06.820 to these people

01:20:07.340 anyways yo

01:20:08.940 I was kicking it

01:20:09.420 with Rob Schneider too

01:20:10.280 in the green room

01:20:11.380 with Josie

01:20:12.440 and Spike

01:20:12.940 how is that

01:20:13.420 hold up

01:20:14.320 he's super cool

01:20:15.540 I hear he's cool

01:20:16.700 hell yeah

01:20:17.400 I just watched

01:20:18.400 Benchwarmers yesterday

01:20:19.520 he's super down to earth

01:20:21.260 I still want to tell him

01:20:23.300 that I don't think

01:20:23.840 he's a good actor

01:20:24.420 but I think he's hilarious

01:20:25.300 this is actually a debate

01:20:26.380 Josie and I

01:20:26.840 were having at dinner

01:20:27.380 do you guys think

01:20:28.360 that Will Ferrell

01:20:29.300 and Rob Schneider

01:20:30.760 are good actors

01:20:31.480 or are they just funny people

01:20:32.760 cause I think

01:20:33.180 they're just funny people

01:20:33.960 I think they're just funny people

01:20:35.040 I think Will Ferrell

01:20:35.900 is a moderately good actor

01:20:37.780 he's not

01:20:38.120 he's on some good rounds

01:20:39.140 well if you ever

01:20:40.180 hear him sing

01:20:40.840 he's actually

01:20:41.420 a great singer

01:20:42.280 Rob Schneider's not

01:20:43.440 a good actor

01:20:43.900 no

01:20:44.200 Rob Schneider

01:20:45.060 is the goat 0.96

01:20:46.220 Rob Schneider

01:20:47.220 is a carrot

01:20:48.580 Rob Schneider

01:20:49.760 is the

01:20:50.280 he's the old school

01:20:51.400 version of Burt Kreischer

01:20:52.660 meaning like

01:20:54.040 like he

01:20:55.000 he rode Adam Sandler's

01:20:56.640 coattails

01:20:57.140 to like

01:20:57.540 he has more than

01:20:58.280 he has more than

01:20:59.540 one story

01:21:00.320 have you ever seen

01:21:01.220 the Zoan

01:21:01.600 no

01:21:01.900 Benchwarmers is

01:21:03.560 like he leads

01:21:04.540 that movie

01:21:05.120 and like

01:21:06.100 the only

01:21:06.800 like there's other

01:21:07.600 good actors

01:21:08.180 like funny actors

01:21:08.900 in there

01:21:09.220 but like

01:21:09.580 he leads the movie

01:21:11.020 yeah

01:21:11.220 yes

01:21:11.760 yeah

01:21:12.400 it's the one

01:21:13.940 with the

01:21:14.700 the drunk 0.99

01:21:15.860 Puerto Rican 1.00

01:21:16.700 like that

01:21:17.260 he comes in

01:21:17.700 at the end

01:21:18.080 it's really

01:21:18.360 it's like

01:21:18.680 it's such a

01:21:19.100 it's a funny movie

01:21:20.360 I remember it

01:21:21.140 I just don't remember him 0.99

01:21:22.020 this fucking line 0.99

01:21:22.120 stole Big Daddy 1.00

01:21:23.320 Hip Hop Anonymous

01:21:24.200 that line stole

01:21:25.280 the entire movie

01:21:26.040 but he does funny

01:21:26.700 like

01:21:27.100 like bits

01:21:28.260 or impersonations

01:21:29.200 but like

01:21:29.520 so far as like

01:21:29.980 actual acting

01:21:30.860 I think is what he said

01:21:31.540 what I've seen from him

01:21:32.780 what I've seen from him

01:21:33.700 on podcast

01:21:34.380 not very funny

01:21:35.740 wow

01:21:37.340 jeez

01:21:38.100 I will say this

01:21:38.860 very down to earth guy

01:21:40.460 uh

01:21:41.360 he

01:21:42.240 like he

01:21:42.780 he doesn't come across

01:21:43.740 like he's anything special

01:21:44.800 at all

01:21:45.120 which I always appreciate

01:21:46.140 with any famous person

01:21:47.280 Big Cock 0.99

01:21:48.240 I didn't

01:21:50.060 I didn't see it

01:21:51.000 but I

01:21:51.360 I did

01:21:51.820 think about it

01:21:52.980 like how tall is he

01:21:54.860 could you take him

01:21:56.000 in a fight

01:21:56.400 he's short

01:21:57.280 oh dude

01:21:58.060 he's so tiny

01:21:58.760 yeah

01:21:59.100 he'd be in serious trouble

01:22:00.240 I took a

01:22:01.340 yo go to

01:22:02.380 go to my

01:22:02.860 my feed on X

01:22:03.900 you'll see

01:22:04.220 I retweeted the photo

01:22:05.220 I am like

01:22:06.260 I'm like a full foot

01:22:07.620 taller than

01:22:08.200 everybody

01:22:08.900 including

01:22:09.960 including

01:22:10.520 Weinstein

01:22:12.280 and uh

01:22:14.180 and Rob

01:22:14.720 and Josie

01:22:15.220 and everybody

01:22:15.580 it's just like 0.83

01:22:16.100 it's ridiculous 0.94

01:22:16.540 did you 0.98

01:22:16.920 get any of that

01:22:20.400 Jew on you 1.00

01:22:20.940 when you were next

01:22:21.500 to Walt

01:22:21.780 look at how close

01:22:22.620 you are to him

01:22:23.100 wow

01:22:23.760 Jesus

01:22:24.240 he's really on you 1.00

01:22:25.480 he's up in your shit 1.00

01:22:26.440 huh 1.00

01:22:26.660 he's shorter than Josie

01:22:27.920 or is that just perspective

01:22:28.960 no I think he's shorter

01:22:30.280 than Josie

01:22:30.740 it looks like

01:22:31.120 oh Josie's probably

01:22:32.160 got heels on right

01:22:33.120 what event is this

01:22:34.200 he's a little taller

01:22:35.480 Freedom Fest

01:22:36.540 Freedom Fest 0.98

01:22:37.860 man that sounds gay though 0.59

01:22:38.960 dude our pool photo

01:22:40.320 aside from Clint

01:22:41.260 I look the tallest

01:22:42.140 and it's weird

01:22:42.620 but it's just a perspective trick

01:22:43.940 yeah cause you're

01:22:44.580 well that's cause

01:22:45.200 it's actually a pool

01:22:47.200 going down

01:22:47.880 it makes top look so tiny

01:22:49.440 yeah this is

01:22:50.600 this is what they

01:22:51.400 like yo Clint

01:22:52.120 let me

01:22:52.440 Clint will understand

01:22:53.540 Clint will understand

01:22:55.120 this one real quick

01:22:56.320 dude do you think

01:22:56.960 I should have water

01:22:57.560 should I have water

01:22:58.400 balloons Rob Schneider

01:22:59.260 they shouldn't again

01:23:01.560 missed opportunity dude

01:23:03.440 missed opportunity

01:23:04.360 there's a new small costume

01:23:05.560 Rob Schneider

01:23:06.400 is the water balloon

01:23:08.020 everybody freaks out

01:23:10.900 in the audience

01:23:11.520 and they're like 1.00

01:23:12.020 what the fuck 1.00

01:23:12.700 what the fuck 1.00

01:23:13.640 you do that 1.00

01:23:14.660 you do that

01:23:15.320 like person

01:23:15.840 that bit right there

01:23:16.780 after you do it

01:23:17.660 just rub down

01:23:18.480 calm down

01:23:19.380 calm down

01:23:20.100 put this gasoline 1.00

01:23:21.260 in your ass 1.00

01:23:21.740 everybody think about 1.00

01:23:22.840 everybody just take a second

01:23:24.160 and think

01:23:24.840 how hilarious this is

01:23:26.900 but later on

01:23:29.200 like you guys don't get it

01:23:30.000 but your kids

01:23:30.580 your kids will find 1.00

01:23:31.680 this shit hilarious 1.00

01:23:32.340 if you sold that line 1.00

01:23:34.500 right after doing it

01:23:35.260 and like didn't act

01:23:36.040 like there's any malice

01:23:36.800 people are probably

01:23:37.280 thinking there's some

01:23:37.600 sort of weird bit

01:23:38.460 like you're like

01:23:39.080 oh this must be

01:23:39.780 some special effects

01:23:40.840 to see Rob Schneider's

01:23:42.200 head explode

01:23:43.060 and then they're just like

01:23:44.320 Rob's leg just

01:23:46.240 thrown across the green room

01:23:48.000 and you saw Goofy

01:23:49.540 Rob Schneider's a water balloon

01:23:51.020 JFK's wife's just trying 1.00

01:23:52.780 to fucking scoop his head 0.99

01:23:53.800 back together 0.99

01:23:54.380 there is something about

01:23:58.140 Clint laying down

01:23:59.100 that makes him feel

01:23:59.880 so much more like warm

01:24:01.460 doesn't it feel like

01:24:02.540 it feels great to have

01:24:03.820 him laying down

01:24:04.660 he's very cozy right now

01:24:05.140 he looks so happy

01:24:06.100 I don't know what it is

01:24:06.940 maybe you should lay down

01:24:07.580 for every episode

01:24:08.380 that's why David's being

01:24:09.860 nice to me today

01:24:10.580 he's like oh

01:24:11.100 now he's just one of us

01:24:12.480 you know why

01:24:13.040 because the other way

01:24:13.940 you have like a Batman vibe

01:24:15.180 you're like the cityscape

01:24:16.160 is behind you

01:24:16.880 it's very like

01:24:17.920 he's very like

01:24:18.160 he's very bad

01:24:19.620 they're printing more dollars

01:24:22.260 in the Federal Reserve right now

01:24:23.580 doesn't he look exactly

01:24:26.000 like his mind comfy photo

01:24:27.500 yeah

01:24:28.760 oh he does

01:24:29.580 I'm creating a new blood pillow

01:24:31.680 for you guys 1.00

01:24:32.220 we gotta sell this shit 0.99

01:24:33.040 very nice baby 1.00

01:24:34.460 very nice

01:24:35.060 he's getting blood

01:24:35.900 on that hotel pillow

01:24:36.760 right now

01:24:37.460 I'm trying to figure out

01:24:38.240 what the

01:24:38.660 is that watermelon

01:24:39.620 on the

01:24:40.180 it looks like

01:24:41.360 he looks exactly like that

01:24:42.080 look at him

01:24:42.360 I thought it was planets

01:24:43.680 or something

01:24:44.300 no if you look at

01:24:45.300 his background

01:24:46.540 it looks like

01:24:47.640 you know what's weird

01:24:49.140 so

01:24:49.960 I have

01:24:50.860 I had the same

01:24:52.300 anticipatory anxiety

01:24:53.500 for this event

01:24:54.680 as I do all the others

01:24:55.660 but as soon as I got on stage 1.00

01:24:57.400 the same shit 0.99

01:24:58.060 that happened in DC 0.99

01:24:58.940 happened with this one too

01:25:00.060 so I think like

01:25:00.920 he was like 1.00

01:25:01.420 these niggas ain't shit 1.00

01:25:02.280 yeah 1.00

01:25:03.180 yeah

01:25:03.520 I was like

01:25:04.200 it was weird

01:25:04.980 because in the back room

01:25:06.060 in the back room

01:25:07.040 it was all like

01:25:07.860 like

01:25:08.460 I felt like

01:25:09.340 Brett and Cash

01:25:10.680 and even Angela

01:25:11.680 were totally

01:25:13.100 like relaxed

01:25:14.240 and confident

01:25:15.040 but then

01:25:15.800 what's going on

01:25:17.000 it's night time

01:25:18.280 and when it's night time

01:25:19.120 it's a much

01:25:19.680 it's a much deeper

01:25:20.660 darker vibe

01:25:21.500 it's very bad

01:25:22.040 it's night time

01:25:22.760 for sure

01:25:23.560 but then as soon as

01:25:24.800 as soon as we actually

01:25:25.720 got on stage

01:25:26.340 I felt like I was actually

01:25:27.640 the most confident

01:25:28.500 of all of them

01:25:29.160 which is super weird

01:25:30.140 you were more confident

01:25:31.580 than Rob Schneider

01:25:32.100 that makes me feel weird

01:25:33.000 how dare you

01:25:34.140 more confident than Rob Schneider

01:25:35.100 no no

01:25:35.460 Rob wasn't on stage

01:25:36.560 with us

01:25:36.920 so I wasn't

01:25:37.540 no

01:25:38.260 Rob is super confident

01:25:40.160 we were talking about

01:25:41.120 how to defeat

01:25:41.600 the deep state

01:25:42.160 oh god

01:25:43.340 with Rob Schneider

01:25:44.460 Rob Schneider

01:25:45.420 defeats the deep state

01:25:46.660 we were talking about exactly

01:25:47.080 how to do that earlier

01:25:48.080 Rob Schneider is 0.98

01:25:49.980 a terrorist 0.98

01:25:50.860 you guys want to play

01:25:55.220 this Laney edit

01:25:55.900 wait a second

01:25:57.000 think about

01:25:57.580 how bizarre is that

01:25:58.560 you're talking about 1.00

01:25:59.220 the fucking fisherman 1.00

01:26:00.040 from 51st Dates 1.00

01:26:01.120 and you're talking about

01:26:01.920 how to defeat

01:26:02.660 the United States government

01:26:04.180 with him

01:26:05.260 on stage

01:26:05.840 in front of a thousand people

01:26:06.840 in Las Vegas

01:26:07.220 no no no

01:26:07.780 I wasn't on stage

01:26:08.660 with Rob

01:26:09.160 I was not on stage

01:26:10.160 with Rob

01:26:10.520 imagine sharing a stage

01:26:11.500 with Rob Schneider

01:26:12.380 that's like a really big deal

01:26:14.540 to share a stage

01:26:15.420 when Rob saw Clinton

01:26:17.600 how tall he was

01:26:18.220 did he go 1.00

01:26:18.520 that's a huge bitch 1.00

01:26:19.820 I can't believe 1.00

01:26:22.460 like Rob Schneider

01:26:24.180 opened for you

01:26:25.380 that's insane dude

01:26:27.020 I can't believe

01:26:28.220 he asked you

01:26:28.700 to be in his next movie 0.99

01:26:29.660 that's fucking nuts dude 0.99

01:26:30.880 yo Spike 1.00

01:26:31.720 Grant Russell

01:26:32.480 is a state leader

01:26:33.540 I thought you were

01:26:33.880 about to say Spike Lee

01:26:34.740 and I was like

01:26:35.420 Spike Lee was there

01:26:36.420 put that in your profile

01:26:37.780 Rob Schneider opened for me

01:26:38.720 so you know

01:26:39.820 who's that

01:26:40.780 oh yeah

01:26:42.080 don't worry about it 1.00

01:26:43.020 fucking Jew 1.00

01:26:44.020 I do feel like 1.00

01:26:45.200 Rob Schneider

01:26:45.720 has a fat 1.00

01:26:46.820 long penis though 1.00

01:26:47.980 I don't know 1.00

01:26:48.800 that's just the impression

01:26:49.720 maybe not long

01:26:50.680 I feel like it's

01:26:51.420 it's a short

01:26:52.040 I feel like it's twisty

01:26:53.220 like it's

01:26:53.580 chode

01:26:53.860 no no

01:26:55.000 I feel like

01:26:55.460 I feel like

01:26:56.420 he's rocking the Jose

01:26:57.260 just like stout

01:26:58.560 just a beer can 1.00

01:27:00.840 his dick looks like Jose 1.00

01:27:01.720 just a beer 1.00

01:27:02.820 his dick just looks like 1.00

01:27:04.580 it's short and stout 1.00

01:27:06.660 no literally

01:27:07.040 I had to come in

01:27:08.540 just to see Delaney at it 0.88

01:27:09.720 so if we could do that

01:27:10.480 I'd appreciate it

01:27:11.200 yeah

01:27:11.360 let's do it

01:27:12.340 let's do it

01:27:13.340 and then we're going

01:27:13.860 over the paywall

01:27:15.200 over the wall

01:27:17.940 it's just like

01:27:18.500 I would not be joining you

01:27:19.940 oh god

01:27:26.400 what a wonderful culture

01:27:28.100 this one

01:27:30.500 my preferred culture

01:27:35.180 how have I never seen this

01:27:36.480 why is he not answering the question

01:27:38.020 what are you doing to the beat

01:27:39.640 to put a foot or two 0.94

01:27:49.020 in my mouth

01:27:49.620 I don't know if it's

01:27:51.460 if it's even warranted

01:27:52.600 no one's ever mentioned anything 0.99

01:27:53.720 when you have a fucking piece 0.99

01:27:55.000 they are 1.00

01:27:55.440 they are raring to go

01:27:56.800 what are you talking about

01:27:58.020 I think Laney needs a wellness check 1.00

01:28:18.240 yes my dick never farted 1.00

01:28:19.500 you're going to have a flame 1.00

01:28:22.980 coming out of your butthole 1.00

01:28:24.320 if you have an age of that 0.99

01:28:26.720 you ain't seen nothing yet

01:28:29.060 that's cool

01:28:31.960 that's really cool

01:28:33.500 I got to have it

01:28:35.160 I miss Mr. Magic

01:28:36.400 I deliver

01:28:38.320 I'm pretty confident

01:28:41.960 that we're going to have

01:28:42.900 like

01:28:43.240 just pedos lined up

01:28:45.220 against the wall

01:28:45.820 being machine guns

01:28:46.860 this is a great

01:28:51.680 this is a great thing

01:28:52.440 for the show

01:28:52.940 we

01:28:53.600 we set up pedophiles

01:28:55.500 one 0.99

01:28:56.420 we get dicks for cocktober 1.00

01:28:57.720 and two 0.99

01:28:58.600 we also get to make

01:28:59.800 these pedophile

01:29:00.420 beat up videos too

01:29:01.400 we get to find them 0.97

01:29:02.240 and beat the fuck out of them 0.99

01:29:03.040 and then we get to rate 1.00

01:29:04.020 their dicks 0.99

01:29:04.700 on streaming 0.99

01:29:05.800 on the other side

01:29:06.800 yo what if Tower Gang 0.91

01:29:09.780 just became pedo hunters 0.58

01:29:10.900 can that happen

01:29:11.680 did we just pause it

01:29:12.920 what happened here

01:29:13.520 was at the end

01:29:14.480 that was a good video though

01:29:16.580 that was a banger

01:29:17.140 definitely a banger

01:29:19.480 Lainey's the best

01:29:20.320 Lainey's a master

01:29:22.440 at what

01:29:23.020 the timing on that

01:29:23.740 they even dropped the word

01:29:24.880 it said Jew in the song

01:29:26.320 at one point 1.00

01:29:26.720 they dropped the Jew shit 1.00

01:29:27.620 and it said faggot 1.00

01:29:28.300 it's like he just listens 1.00

01:29:29.200 to hip hop

01:29:29.640 that says all the words

01:29:30.560 he wants

01:29:30.860 and times the clips around it

01:29:32.100 it seems like he's

01:29:32.960 he's getting better

01:29:33.780 like he's getting better

01:29:35.100 exponentially

01:29:35.940 that was something

01:29:36.620 he's evolving

01:29:38.020 somehow

01:29:38.960 there's two of them right

01:29:41.500 he was a woman

01:29:42.760 and now he's become

01:29:43.680 more of a man

01:29:44.760 yeah

01:29:45.320 like he was

01:29:45.800 he was man

01:29:46.320 then the woman

01:29:46.960 that was probably

01:29:48.240 his lowest

01:29:48.860 that testosterone

01:29:50.000 flowing now

01:29:51.160 oh yeah

01:29:51.820 I feel like

01:29:53.160 I do want to let

01:29:53.780 the audience know

01:29:54.520 you guys

01:29:55.540 because of you

01:29:56.320 we're now paying him

01:29:57.420 and he's our clip guy

01:29:58.860 well you're paying him

01:29:59.700 he's doing clips as well

01:30:00.220 yeah

01:30:01.220 actually

01:30:01.860 what I wanted to do

01:30:03.440 Toad

01:30:03.680 I asked Tyler also

01:30:04.800 to pull up the

01:30:05.600 because when Owen was on

01:30:07.400 we watched the clip

01:30:08.660 of the Raperpalooza 2

01:30:10.640 and I just listened

01:30:11.680 to Raperpalooza 1.00

01:30:12.500 it made him sad

01:30:14.060 and it kind of

01:30:14.480 threw off the vibe

01:30:15.140 but I listened to

01:30:16.040 Raperpalooza 2 again

01:30:17.200 for whatever reason

01:30:17.980 it just came on

01:30:18.780 it's dope

01:30:19.280 and I was like 0.99

01:30:19.760 that was fucking 0.99

01:30:21.120 crazy 0.99

01:30:22.020 Raperpalooza 2

01:30:22.300 The Smallacost

01:30:23.080 The Smallacost

01:30:24.240 so Tyler

01:30:24.800 if you could play that edit

01:30:26.040 because

01:30:26.380 you want to do that

01:30:26.820 in the Patreon

01:30:28.280 we do have

01:30:29.300 we do have a new

01:30:30.060 Smallacost too

01:30:31.000 I don't know

01:30:31.300 I don't know

01:30:31.600 if there's any content there

01:30:32.640 we're at an hour and a half

01:30:33.680 yeah let's do it

01:30:34.660 behind the paywall

01:30:35.880 we'll do that

01:30:36.360 this is what we start off with

01:30:37.800 real quick

01:30:38.940 real quick

01:30:39.300 I gotta tell you guys

01:30:40.340 I was kicking it

01:30:41.320 with one of the

01:30:42.380 Smallacost people

01:30:43.380 and I didn't even remember

01:30:44.720 that we did the bit

01:30:46.260 that she was in that photo

01:30:47.320 it's Lila

01:30:48.160 and you said

01:30:50.140 in the podcast

01:30:51.400 that you wanted to

01:30:52.220 punt her across the room 1.00

01:30:53.020 didn't you

01:30:53.400 yeah cause she was 1.00

01:30:54.480 talking shit 1.00

01:30:55.020 and I said 1.00

01:30:55.540 look Lila

01:30:56.260 I don't want to 0.73

01:30:56.800 punch you 0.98

01:30:57.120 but I will 0.99

01:30:57.660 and then I thought

01:30:59.160 about it afterwards

01:30:59.740 and I was like 1.00

01:31:00.200 oh fuck 1.00

01:31:00.580 I should have told her 1.00

01:31:01.160 about the Smallacost 1.00

01:31:02.020 oh fuck 1.00

01:31:02.600 I should have said 1.00

01:31:03.220 why

01:31:03.480 do you think she would

01:31:05.340 vibe with it

01:31:06.240 I don't know

01:31:07.020 yeah for sure

01:31:08.140 dude she's like 1.00

01:31:09.280 real hardcore comics

01:31:10.920 she would love it

01:31:11.540 no this crossed the line

01:31:13.220 I talked about 0.78

01:31:13.620 smashing her 0.99

01:31:14.320 on the corner of the wall

01:31:15.260 do you remember her

01:31:16.260 on Timcast

01:31:17.020 when they were all

01:31:17.620 being like

01:31:17.900 and you could just

01:31:18.920 see in her face

01:31:19.500 she's like

01:31:20.460 like this little 1.00

01:31:21.360 midget bitch 1.00

01:31:22.040 just like you pussies 1.00

01:31:23.160 we said that we would 1.00

01:31:24.500 smack her against the wall 1.00

01:31:26.020 until her head 0.99

01:31:27.180 no not her

01:31:27.820 no no no

01:31:28.700 what you said about her

01:31:29.760 was mean Cole

01:31:30.600 you were like

01:31:31.340 this a lot

01:31:32.060 you were mean

01:31:32.440 what's her name 0.99

01:31:32.960 fucking this 1.00

01:31:33.840 Lila 1.00

01:31:34.260 Lila

01:31:34.720 whatever

01:31:34.980 Lila Hart

01:31:35.880 Lila Hart

01:31:36.800 her square shaped body 1.00

01:31:39.380 I could never

01:31:39.980 I could never

01:31:40.740 every time

01:31:41.260 they brought the picture

01:31:41.980 of you

01:31:42.180 you're like

01:31:42.340 oh no

01:31:43.020 I agree

01:31:43.780 it's much nicer

01:31:44.580 to say

01:31:45.000 I'll burst her 0.86

01:31:45.780 against the wall

01:31:46.480 than it is to say

01:31:47.260 I would never 1.00

01:31:47.800 fuck her 1.00

01:31:48.200 grotesque 1.00

01:31:48.580 I think

01:31:49.160 she would 0.87

01:31:49.900 get a kick

01:31:50.900 out of the

01:31:51.400 exploding her body 1.00

01:31:52.300 part

01:31:52.580 I don't think

01:31:53.100 she would

01:31:53.420 really enjoy

01:31:54.140 us saying

01:31:54.640 that we would 1.00

01:31:55.420 fuck the other 1.00

01:31:55.980 midgets 1.00

01:31:56.280 but not her

01:31:56.920 it was so funny

01:31:59.900 that she was

01:32:00.420 laughing out

01:32:00.960 everybody's

01:32:01.660 priorities

01:32:02.260 the way it progressed

01:32:03.400 was like

01:32:03.960 it was like

01:32:04.720 which one would you

01:32:05.700 and then it turned

01:32:06.320 into which one

01:32:07.080 smells

01:32:07.760 which was a great

01:32:08.720 question

01:32:09.160 maybe it's better

01:32:10.400 that you didn't

01:32:10.960 tell her

01:32:11.680 then Cole was like

01:32:12.620 I think I can

01:32:13.520 knock them out

01:32:14.060 Cole was like

01:32:16.960 I think I can 1.00

01:32:17.420 knock this bitch out 1.00

01:32:18.200 I don't think 1.00

01:32:18.620 he can knock

01:32:18.980 any of them out

01:32:19.520 and then it turned

01:32:20.340 into how you 1.00

01:32:20.880 killed them 1.00

01:32:21.420 she's gonna 1.00

01:32:22.720 make you

01:32:23.240 oh my god

01:32:24.220 yo

01:32:25.020 Jack

01:32:26.080 that was

01:32:26.580 fire

01:32:27.020 Lainey we need

01:32:28.340 to make a super

01:32:29.260 chopped up

01:32:29.960 version of that

01:32:30.720 where you take

01:32:31.280 out all the

01:32:31.760 mean stuff

01:32:32.180 about Lila

01:32:32.700 and that way

01:32:33.100 you can present

01:32:33.500 it to her

01:32:33.840 and she can

01:32:34.140 present to her

01:32:34.600 audience

01:32:34.780 as if nothing

01:32:35.620 ever happened

01:32:36.140 make one the way

01:32:36.980 that Clint

01:32:37.460 remembers it

01:32:38.260 because clearly

01:32:39.040 he doesn't

01:32:39.460 remember it

01:32:40.180 the way it

01:32:40.780 actually was

01:32:41.460 look she 0.83

01:32:42.360 can accept

01:32:43.160 Cole saying

01:32:43.820 that he would 0.95

01:32:44.140 violently murder 1.00

01:32:44.940 her 0.99

01:32:45.140 she just 0.65

01:32:45.500 can't

01:32:45.760 accept

01:32:46.080 him

01:32:46.480 hold on

01:32:48.160 Clint

01:32:48.420 you should

01:32:48.840 come for the

01:32:49.420 post show

01:32:50.120 just to listen

01:32:50.700 to that Lainey

01:32:51.440 edit

01:32:51.580 we're gonna

01:32:51.860 play the

01:32:52.160 first thing

01:32:52.520 we do

01:32:52.840 come to the

01:32:54.100 penthouse

01:32:54.400 yeah it's

01:32:54.660 called the

01:32:55.040 what's it

01:32:55.380 called the

01:32:55.680 post show

01:32:56.000 penthouse

01:32:56.500 because it's

01:32:56.920 the top of

01:32:57.800 the tower

01:32:58.140 only cool people

01:32:59.280 go there

01:32:59.660 I'll come for

01:33:00.100 that part

01:33:00.440 but then I

01:33:00.780 gotta bounce

01:33:01.280 alright yeah

01:33:02.220 so let's do that

01:33:02.840 all right

01:33:06.260 yeah bye

01:33:06.940 see you later

01:33:07.680 Cole's clip

01:33:08.400 corner

01:33:08.680 okay

01:33:11.100 wait are we

01:33:11.920 happening

01:33:12.140 it's the

01:33:12.560 tower power 0.99

01:33:13.300 hour slut 1.00

01:33:14.140 to the tower 0.99

01:33:14.740 power hour 1.00

01:33:15.320 bitch 1.00

01:33:15.800 no way 0.98

01:33:16.380 Jose

01:33:16.880 liberty

01:33:17.660 lockdown

01:33:18.220 to the tower

01:33:19.100 power 1.00

01:33:19.460 bitch 1.00

01:33:20.300 Reed 0.99

01:33:21.480 Cole

01:33:24.160 Top Lobster

01:33:26.260 and Toad

01:33:27.200 tower gang

01:33:28.460 tower gang

01:33:28.960 tower gang

01:33:29.460 tower gang

01:33:30.020 tower gang

01:33:31.020 tower gang

01:33:31.500 tower gang

01:33:31.980 devulty lock

01:33:32.780 is truth

01:33:33.280 eh

01:33:33.620 same with

01:33:34.520 lobster

01:33:34.880 Cole and

01:33:35.520 Jose

01:33:35.940 Toad is

01:33:37.060 sick

01:33:37.300 no way

01:33:37.840 Jose

01:33:38.220 they made

01:33:40.480 dave smith

01:33:40.980 all his

01:33:42.580 tower

01:33:43.420 tower gang

01:33:44.100 tower gang

01:33:44.460 tower gang

01:33:45.040 tower gang

01:33:45.580 tower gang

01:33:46.020 he made

01:33:47.000 challenges

01:33:47.260 her

01:33:48.000 all his

01:33:48.600 fame

01:33:48.820 tower gang

01:33:49.540 tower gang

01:33:51.140 tower gang

01:34:00.820 tower gang

01:34:01.440 tower gang

01:34:01.460 tower gang

01:34:01.940 tower gang

01:34:01.960 That's all, folks.

Tower Gang - July 11, 2024

Ep 185 - Dildo Mystery Box w⧸ The Raven

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