Tower Gang - Ep 186 - All Jizz No Rizz

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00:01:14.780 This shit is retarded.

00:01:16.760 This shit is retarded.

00:01:17.660 This is retarded.

00:01:19.000 Wednesday, motherfuckers.

00:01:20.880 Retarded.

00:01:21.400 What's up, retards?

00:01:25.600 I want to listen to music from the hood.

00:01:27.480 I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:01:29.240 Yes.

00:01:29.500 Right.

00:01:29.720 I've been replying for another one, and in the background of mine, I was like, it would

00:01:35.580 be me that gets retarded, baby.

00:01:37.260 But it would be so cool.

00:01:38.800 And I'm like...

00:01:39.400 Cole, you and your down...

00:01:43.720 Nah, that's a good point.

00:01:45.460 He didn't fuck his mom.

00:01:46.900 He just had his dick in her.

00:01:51.820 Why are we talking about f*** on this show?

00:01:54.060 Whoa!

00:01:54.300 Oh, that's too far.

00:01:59.200 I'm asking you a question.

00:02:02.000 I'm asking you a question.

00:02:03.100 Start low with the feet.

00:02:05.660 Skip the pussies.

00:02:06.900 Skip it.

00:02:07.500 It's not what this show is about.

00:02:09.100 This shit is retarded.

00:02:18.100 Start low with the feet.

00:02:19.720 Now that's all I hear.

00:02:21.520 Start low with the feet.

00:02:23.180 Welcome to Tower Gang Wednesday, ladies and gentlemen.

00:02:25.460 Top Lobster is currently, I don't know, spiraling on some other platform.

00:02:30.980 But he will be here shortly.

00:02:31.560 He's pirouetting, actually.

00:02:32.840 That was him, right?

00:02:33.540 The ballerina.

00:02:34.340 Cole has disappeared.

00:02:35.580 The least likely to be an FBI agent of all of us in the Tower Gang brethren.

00:02:40.360 His phone's disconnected.

00:02:41.500 Yeah, dude, I called...

00:02:42.680 We literally tried to call him, and his phone says it's disconnected.

00:02:45.880 So I don't know what the f***'s happening.

00:02:47.020 There were reports of a second shooter, so...

00:02:49.840 Maybe he's on the water tower.

00:02:50.940 What if his wife killed him?

00:02:54.580 So yeah, we're going to talk...

00:02:55.940 A lot of possibilities.

00:02:56.720 Obviously, we're going to have to talk about the attempt on Trump's life.

00:02:58.880 But we're going to do it in a Tower Gang way.

00:03:00.280 We're going to talk about the size of the shooter's weenus.

00:03:03.600 I mean, the OnlyFans chicks that were going to lunch off of him.

00:03:08.740 So it's going to be good.

00:03:09.160 We always focus so much on how these shooters got super nice guns and all these accessories

00:03:14.780 and all this stuff to pull it off, and they're just young loners.

00:03:18.480 But here we have a guy who was spending thousands of dollars in f***ing OnlyFans whores.

00:03:24.000 And so now we have to think about where is he getting that money for this.

00:03:26.380 So I do like the world we're living in right now.

00:03:28.440 That's right, because everything else about his lifestyle would tell you that he's another

00:03:31.560 one of those poor...

00:03:32.580 Like, what was he, 20 years old?

00:03:33.680 He doesn't have that kind of money.

00:03:35.000 He doesn't have OnlyFans money like that.

00:03:37.300 But something going on there.

00:03:39.020 I mean, to be fair, I broke it down.

00:03:40.260 It was like $300 a check.

00:03:42.820 But I mean, it's still a wild way to be spending your money at that age.

00:03:46.720 Well, I mean, he is an alleged presidential assassin, so he's probably not a real rational

00:03:53.040 guy, right?

00:03:56.100 Yeah, you could say that.

00:03:57.420 All right, look, let's just talk about...

00:03:58.460 Let's get to the f***ing brass tacks here.

00:03:59.780 I don't believe for a second that if you have a 10-inch dick and you're 20 years old,

00:04:05.120 that you're going to allow yourself to die.

00:04:07.640 I don't believe it.

00:04:09.240 I don't.

00:04:09.660 I disagree.

00:04:10.500 I disagree.

00:04:11.340 Do we have a video of this, by the way?

00:04:13.080 He's a dysgenic freak, dude.

00:04:15.020 Like, you can't just get by on your dick.

00:04:17.320 I know a lot of big dick dudes like to think that, but there's more to it.

00:04:20.720 I mean, you get your charisma somewhat, but if you don't have a little bit, I feel like

00:04:24.420 it's almost more crippling if you've got a nice piece and no way to use it.

00:04:28.320 So that is like kind of a nature's MKUltra.

00:04:31.560 Yeah, Jose's right.

00:04:32.240 You can't be all jizz, no riz.

00:04:38.520 That's pretty good.

00:04:40.340 For us, I go to Stanford University.

00:04:46.280 I have a 10-inch penis.

00:04:52.740 You're telling me that that guy couldn't get some pussy?

00:04:54.840 Get out of here.

00:04:56.880 Yeah, I'm telling you that guy couldn't get pussy.

00:04:58.820 10-inch dick going to Stanford, presidential assassin.

00:05:03.040 You're telling me this guy can't get pussy?

00:05:05.500 I don't know.

00:05:06.200 I don't know.

00:05:06.880 Yeah, I mean, maybe.

00:05:07.780 I mean, he was done up there, but I don't know.

00:05:11.500 I mean, what kind of kid's also talking about his 10-inch wiener on something like that?

00:05:15.180 I don't know.

00:05:16.120 Every guy that I was friends with at 19 years old was saying shit like that.

00:05:20.200 Literally everyone.

00:05:20.960 Yeah, they all lie.

00:05:22.300 If any kid of that age is like, yo, I got a 10-inch dong, man, you know it's not true.

00:05:26.740 I swear.

00:05:27.200 It was weird.

00:05:28.900 This is actually a good topic to discuss because in high school, I didn't have a single friend

00:05:33.660 that would acknowledge that they had anything less than a 7-inch dick.

00:05:36.740 It was not until our late 20s that everyone acknowledged that they did not have a 7-inch dick.

00:05:40.920 By the way, the average is like 5 1⁄2.

00:05:43.780 I used to tell bitches I had a little dick, but I'd be really confident about it.

00:05:48.040 I'd be like, it's not that big.

00:05:48.980 I don't know, it's a little.

00:05:50.160 You did that in high school, you would tell them?

00:05:53.000 I'm telling you, it works.

00:05:54.540 Reverse psychology.

00:05:55.460 They're like, look at the confidence this guy.

00:05:56.940 I don't think he has a little dick.

00:05:58.180 I think he's just messing with me.

00:05:59.740 And a lot of times, you kind of throw a wink at the end of it, too.

00:06:01.920 And they're like, what does that mean?

00:06:03.840 And so they're going to throw it off.

00:06:05.340 Wait, wait, wait.

00:06:05.820 So you would be talking to a girl, and you'd be like, I got a really tiny dick.

00:06:08.960 Like, lower the expectations.

00:06:13.100 The click over does it.

00:06:14.140 You almost want to make them think, like, did he really just wink at me,

00:06:16.760 or was that just, like, something in his eye?

00:06:18.860 Does this guy have a twitch because he told the truth on accident?

00:06:22.780 Is he having a stroke?

00:06:23.860 That's what I did.

00:06:24.700 In the, like, mid-stroke, I'm like, yo, my dong's small.

00:06:28.260 Wait, should I believe him?

00:06:29.440 I don't know.

00:06:32.240 Oh, my God.

00:06:33.180 It works.

00:06:33.700 I mean, especially if you don't have a big piece to back it up.

00:06:36.340 Like, I'm not one who likes to talk a big game,

00:06:38.200 and not be able to back it up.

00:06:39.560 But now if you talk down your game, you know, you're fucking,

00:06:42.420 even when you come in with a sixer, they're like, all right.

00:06:44.960 You know, okay.

00:06:46.580 You know, I was expecting something really little.

00:06:48.260 And you're like, this is what you got.

00:06:50.360 Yeah, like, I'm 5'6".

00:06:51.880 Oh, what's up, Cole?

00:06:52.840 Oh, he's a lot.

00:06:53.580 So that lowers the expectations right away.

00:06:55.660 So it's like, just because you're short,

00:06:56.980 everybody makes presumptions about it.

00:06:58.960 And then the reaction is kind of like, oh, it's not that bad.

00:07:01.860 Cole, Cole, I was in here promptly at 9'12".

00:07:04.680 Where the fuck were you?

00:07:06.420 Clay was in the pre-show.

00:07:07.500 You were having sex?

00:07:09.000 No, you weren't.

00:07:10.260 Yeah, I was.

00:07:12.320 It's not an excuse.

00:07:13.380 Cole was getting pegged.

00:07:14.700 He was fucking pegged and shit.

00:07:15.440 I don't know.

00:07:15.840 You're not even remotely out of breath.

00:07:17.560 What kind of sex are you having?

00:07:19.180 Oh, you know, I lay back, just let her do her thing.

00:07:23.100 And it just...

00:07:24.300 He does look flushed.

00:07:25.520 Like, he did just get, like, a really good, like...

00:07:27.680 He does seem calm.

00:07:29.220 I'll give him that.

00:07:30.100 But just let it all go out.

00:07:31.600 You know, it wasn't a failed blow job this time.

00:07:34.980 Cole, why would you be 15 minutes late?

00:07:36.480 Tell me the truth.

00:07:37.800 I don't know what you were going to say.

00:07:39.820 Why would you have sex when you were supposed to be on the show?

00:07:41.480 Why?

00:07:43.360 She's ovulating.

00:07:44.420 Were you aware, and, like, you knew, and, like, in your head, like,

00:07:47.720 should I quick, like, hurry up?

00:07:49.920 Yeah, I was trying to be as quick as possible.

00:07:52.300 Actually, it makes it worse.

00:07:54.380 I get in my head about it.

00:07:55.640 I'm enjoying this, so I'm just going to keep going.

00:07:57.080 No, no, no.

00:07:57.780 I get in my head about it.

00:07:59.100 It made it actually way worse because I was thinking about y'all.

00:08:02.820 Crimea, river, I don't care.

00:08:05.940 I don't believe that it takes you 15 minutes.

00:08:07.260 You're saying that the guy must come for the boys, come for the boys.

00:08:09.080 No, I don't think it takes you 15 minutes to finish,

00:08:11.640 so you started after we were already supposed to be live.

00:08:15.540 Oh, yeah, it was, like, 8, like, 10.

00:08:18.220 An hour and 20 minutes you were having sex.

00:08:20.400 No, no, no, no, 8, 10, my time.

00:08:21.840 He's in central time.

00:08:22.880 It only took him 10 minutes.

00:08:23.580 So it was one minute before she grabbed you by the dick

00:08:27.760 as you're walking to the computer, and you go, fuck.

00:08:31.040 Well, you know it's under the threat of, like, death, basically.

00:08:34.900 Why?

00:08:36.020 Because your wife beats you.

00:08:37.180 That was the angle.

00:08:38.000 He just...

00:08:38.320 I don't know what he's doing.

00:08:40.180 So she's ovulating.

00:08:41.140 That means you're trying for another retarded baby?

00:08:43.640 Yeah, we've been talking about this, yeah.

00:08:45.980 Cole, if you knocked her up tonight,

00:08:47.660 then I think we'll let it slide.

00:08:50.600 What slide?

00:08:52.180 You being like...

00:08:53.000 Your tardiness.

00:08:53.300 Oh, I thought you were just saying, like,

00:08:55.400 me getting my wife pregnant.

00:08:56.480 We'll let it slide.

00:08:57.280 You can have another one if you do it before the show.

00:09:00.940 But for real, this is very unprofessional, so we were...

00:09:04.000 Yeah, like, do better.

00:09:05.180 Yeah.

00:09:06.740 Fuck you.

00:09:07.560 Yeah.

00:09:07.920 Where's Top?

00:09:08.940 Where's our fucking...

00:09:10.080 Oh, my God.

00:09:13.180 Yeah.

00:09:13.740 Okay, I want to discuss this.

00:09:14.700 He's still going.

00:09:15.540 You don't give a fuck.

00:09:16.560 Before he gets on...

00:09:17.820 He's on a show with less viewers,

00:09:19.160 and he's missing his show.

00:09:20.360 I know, I know.

00:09:20.580 What the fuck is that?

00:09:21.440 I want to...

00:09:22.120 I think he said he had, what, 50K subs on YouTube or some shit?

00:09:25.220 I don't know.

00:09:26.080 No.

00:09:26.480 Remember him saying that on the show?

00:09:27.380 I was listening, so I don't know.

00:09:29.000 Yeah, 50,000 subs, but he only gets, like, 50 viewers.

00:09:32.460 Like, it's...

00:09:32.880 Yeah, he's got those...

00:09:34.040 No way.

00:09:34.820 That'd be nice.

00:09:35.160 He's got the steroid rumble numbers.

00:09:37.080 Just look it up on...

00:09:37.820 I was on that show a couple weeks ago.

00:09:39.660 I didn't get a single DM or additional follower that said, like,

00:09:42.660 I saw you on this show.

00:09:44.520 I don't know.

00:09:45.380 It is wild how sometimes, like, they're able to play internet games where you're like,

00:09:50.480 you think it's really big.

00:09:51.740 Not necessarily they're doing it intentionally, but you'll see a lot of subs on something,

00:09:54.400 or a lot of followers on a Twitter account, but then, like, engagement be trash.

00:09:58.540 Like, it's not as simple.

00:09:59.640 Okay, so it does have...

00:10:01.260 It has 39,000 subs.

00:10:03.620 On YouTube?

00:10:04.600 Yes.

00:10:05.760 And I can...

00:10:07.920 How many of you guys?

00:10:08.980 Hold on.

00:10:09.260 Hold on.

00:10:10.420 Oh, this is weird.

00:10:11.460 Oh, wait.

00:10:11.820 I guess I need to go to live, not videos.

00:10:13.760 Yeah.

00:10:14.400 Okay, so...

00:10:15.200 It's hard to get stronger than that.

00:10:16.100 The last three videos has a total...

00:10:19.880 Three combined has a total of 300 views.

00:10:23.920 Whoa.

00:10:24.600 Dude, we're fucking killing it, dog.

00:10:26.580 We're doing all right.

00:10:27.540 I feel pretty good.

00:10:28.600 You guys are great.

00:10:29.440 I love you guys.

00:10:30.280 You guys are on the other side of the screen.

00:10:32.680 No, I do want to ask you this, because Top has been on a tear about this whole...

00:10:38.580 I've been trying to hold off for him to get here, because I want to yell at him.

00:10:42.500 Because I want to talk about it before he gets here.

00:10:44.740 Yeah, I don't want to turn this into NDS, dude.

00:10:46.740 No, no, no.

00:10:47.300 You know what, though?

00:10:48.060 I kind of get where he's coming from, because if you just go in pure symbology and instinct,

00:10:51.800 I get completely where he's coming from on his current tear.

00:10:55.040 So he's now living biblical prophecy.

00:10:57.080 He's no longer in the realm of reality.

00:10:59.820 He's just like, just think about it.

00:11:01.140 Of course Trump would kill people.

00:11:03.180 No, because he's like, if he's just going off of instinct, maybe his instincts are just wrong.

00:11:07.300 Have we thought about that?

00:11:08.220 That's true.

00:11:09.920 Top's instincts are like 99% and this is the 1%.

00:11:14.000 The first thing he said, like, listen to the show, and he's right.

00:11:17.140 This is where my head went first.

00:11:18.200 This is where good instincts are.

00:11:20.440 You go, who benefits most?

00:11:22.220 And Trump's right.

00:11:23.380 Trump does benefit most.

00:11:25.080 So it is like, and then you start...

00:11:26.560 But not if the bullet went two inches to the right, then he benefits the least.

00:11:30.560 But if you start from that premise, and then you go from there, and you have...

00:11:34.980 Then everything else strengthens your argument of like, oh, we'll disassemble that.

00:11:38.240 It's confirmation bias.

00:11:39.080 But the problem is that it's not like...

00:11:41.640 I guess who benefits most if it missed?

00:11:44.240 Like, that's the whole thing.

00:11:45.180 But like...

00:11:45.500 Well, the thing is, he's not claiming...

00:11:46.300 He's not claiming, and I never thought he did, because I know he's not retarded.

00:11:49.200 I don't think he's claiming literally a bullet went by.

00:11:51.860 Like, I think he's claiming it was fake blood, someone else got shot, something like that.

00:11:55.440 It was like playing tricks on your eyes.

00:11:57.080 So we think we saw something, but really something else happened.

00:12:00.260 You know, something along those lines.

00:12:01.660 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:02.220 He's...

00:12:02.460 No, like, he was like...

00:12:04.340 Even though he skips over the part that, you know, people died in the back and were shot.

00:12:08.640 And, oh, here he is.

00:12:09.440 Here he is.

00:12:09.780 He's somehow...

00:12:10.780 Good.

00:12:12.100 Let's get him in here.

00:12:12.660 Everybody stop panicking.

00:12:14.080 I'm in.

00:12:15.080 Listen, man.

00:12:15.700 No, we're not panicking.

00:12:16.940 We just want to yell at you, because I feel like you've lost your mind.

00:12:19.740 Get out of here, brother.

00:12:21.420 I've lost my mind.

00:12:22.920 You've lost your mind.

00:12:23.600 He's just ordained by God, man.

00:12:25.340 That's how he wound up getting missed by that bullet.

00:12:28.140 It's pretty simple.

00:12:29.420 This is what we're talking about here, huh, guys?

00:12:31.080 I don't want to do it, man.

00:12:33.860 I want to hear his, like...

00:12:35.720 I just completely changed...

00:12:36.740 Spread blood on his...

00:12:37.340 I just completely changed his mind.

00:12:39.880 Mark LeBliner.

00:12:40.940 Completely changed his mind.

00:12:41.920 Yeah, he's literally a bodybuilder.

00:12:44.420 He has a mind the size of a pea.

00:12:46.860 Like, it's...

00:12:47.460 No, he's cool as shit, man.

00:12:49.480 That was a fun conversation.

00:12:51.020 Listen, I'm just...

00:12:51.700 I'm doing my fucking mental exercises here.

00:12:54.800 And I think...

00:12:55.460 I lied to the people.

00:12:56.260 I lied to...

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00:13:09.500 Hashtag make a play.

00:13:10.900 You motherfucker.

00:13:13.960 Your gain is through the roof, homeboy.

00:13:15.740 It's too high, man.

00:13:16.920 You're loud as fuck, dude.

00:13:18.880 Sounds clean, but it's just loud.

00:13:20.780 Yeah.

00:13:21.440 How about now?

00:13:22.540 Good?

00:13:22.820 Better?

00:13:23.600 Best?

00:13:23.940 I guess so, yeah.

00:13:24.720 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:25.500 Okay.

00:13:26.320 Yeah.

00:13:27.200 All right, we're good.

00:13:28.280 Yeah, I don't know, Clint.

00:13:28.940 You need to, like, explore...

00:13:31.240 You need to explore more avenues.

00:13:32.400 You just gotta expand your mind, Clint.

00:13:32.960 You're just...

00:13:33.440 You're closed off.

00:13:35.020 You're getting there, dude.

00:13:36.160 Every time I see you post now.

00:13:37.680 It's not that I haven't fucking explored it.

00:13:39.880 I explored it deeply.

00:13:41.040 I've done, like, for the past hundred hours since this event happened, I have done nothing

00:13:45.060 but, like, look at first video and first hand-witnesses.

00:13:48.420 Have you thought about, like, just thinking about reality and then just throw that away

00:13:53.000 and then explore...

00:13:54.960 If reality wasn't real, then you explore that.

00:13:58.480 The problem is, I know Top has dug down a lot of the same rabbit holes I have, and you

00:14:02.600 realize some of the weird spy games they've played in the past.

00:14:05.940 And it makes you realize, like, I don't know.

00:14:08.620 Maybe I could.

00:14:09.600 The CIA killed JFK.

00:14:10.920 Right.

00:14:11.280 Well, here's the thing.

00:14:12.220 RFK, there's reason to believe Sirhan Sirhan may have had blanks and literally not been

00:14:17.400 shooting anyone because it's very clear the fucking...

00:14:20.180 The shot that killed RFK was from the back.

00:14:22.580 And it was, like, his bodyguard.

00:14:24.080 Now, think about that.

00:14:25.060 Yeah, with the RFK line.

00:14:25.580 Like, think about that idea of, like, they literally pulled misdirection, made everyone

00:14:29.820 see the bullets over here.

00:14:31.300 Meanwhile, the other guards pop.

00:14:32.580 And, like, so it's, like, one little thing can change everything.

00:14:35.360 Yeah, I understand that.

00:14:36.760 But every one of these has been an assassination where they went and they killed him, either

00:14:40.540 by, like, a patsy doing it, like, or, like, or setting up.

00:14:43.940 But they all killed the guy.

00:14:45.620 Like, they never, like, hold on.

00:14:47.200 No, Reagan.

00:14:47.600 Reagan.

00:14:48.580 Yeah, Reagan survived.

00:14:49.200 But he missed.

00:14:50.000 He got shot, but he missed.

00:14:52.260 Clint, when you see, when you see that, when they did the 3D model of his head, it's like,

00:14:55.980 this is his head now.

00:14:56.840 And then as it turns, you can see the perfect angle and it just touches his ear.

00:15:00.840 It's like, I'm supposed to be the one.

00:15:05.120 Like, everyone's just like, yeah, that's it.

00:15:07.260 Yeah.

00:15:07.920 Like, I can actually imagine this scenario.

00:15:09.280 Tom's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

00:15:12.400 I can imagine this scenario.

00:15:14.480 It plays out.

00:15:15.200 But the problem is, I just, I'm like, would they be able to get away with it?

00:15:18.320 Because I feel like, but the problem is, I think the instant reaction people are having

00:15:21.760 to top is part of the reason people are able to get away with these sort of things.

00:15:25.780 Because they go, that's absurd.

00:15:27.300 That's ridiculous.

00:15:27.960 There's no way.

00:15:28.860 No, no, no, no.

00:15:29.460 Hold on.

00:15:29.900 Hold on.

00:15:30.240 Please, please.

00:15:30.840 I triggered a weightlifter, like one of the strongest dudes in the world, and a tranny.

00:15:36.220 That's the range.

00:15:43.460 We have both.

00:15:45.500 I'm not the tranny.

00:15:46.080 You didn't zoom on me for the tranny part?

00:15:48.080 Here's the obvious rationale against your logic.

00:15:51.240 Is that Biden just, I mean, he's like literally shitting his pants.

00:15:56.060 Just got COVID.

00:15:56.560 He's about to leave the race, almost certainly.

00:16:00.020 Trump is up in the polls.

00:16:01.540 There's no incentive by which you go, oh, we have to do this to win, because you're going

00:16:06.480 to probably win anyways.

00:16:08.280 But you're like, you think that Trump is such a piece of fucking shit that he authorizes

00:16:13.120 them to fire live rounds into his fans in the stands, and to fire live rounds past his

00:16:18.700 body.

00:16:19.160 Yeah, these people are, these people are.

00:16:19.940 Not past his body.

00:16:20.980 Nobody shot at him.

00:16:21.940 There's two shooters.

00:16:22.760 You talk to fucking, what's this, Cancel Cloco, or whatever the fuck his name is.

00:16:26.180 He's literally was like homies with Roy Cohn, and like, yes, like, he seems like he, his-

00:16:30.580 You're going to have to explain who these people are.

00:16:32.120 Who?

00:16:32.420 What?

00:16:32.600 Fucking dude who's running fucking-

00:16:34.320 Jew, Jew, Jew.

00:16:34.700 Yeah, Jew, Jew, Jew, basically.

00:16:36.540 Not even kidding, but-

00:16:38.760 Speaking of, they have, we have a Lainey edit in the, in the thing.

00:16:42.140 We have a Lainey edit.

00:16:43.380 We have to do, we have to run our ad at some point as well, but I think-

00:16:46.740 Why do you say it like that?

00:16:47.900 Wasn't the, yeah, well, I haven't looked deep dive into the Reagan story, but like, he,

00:16:52.240 like, the guy just ran up to him and shot him, right?

00:16:54.200 Like, isn't that the whole thing?

00:16:55.100 Reagan's sure-

00:16:55.340 You know who had a clean shave?

00:16:56.980 Ronald Reagan.

00:16:58.040 Was he using Nadeau Shave Co?

00:16:59.400 No, that's why he got fucking shot.

00:17:00.920 Nadeau Shave Co, enjoy your shave.

00:17:02.800 Veteran owed, family approved.

00:17:04.300 Minimize ingrown hairs, razor burns, and irritations with 100% recyclable plastic razors.

00:17:09.280 If you need to make it look like you got cut in the ear real quick, or shot in the ear,

00:17:12.480 great way to go.

00:17:13.740 Great way.

00:17:14.440 Honestly, I think that Trump may have nicked his ear with a Nadeau razor.

00:17:19.980 Sharp as fuck, boy.

00:17:21.000 Super thin.

00:17:21.680 Honestly, that is, if I was Nadeau, honestly, I would run that.

00:17:24.260 Perfect product placement.

00:17:25.180 That would just be like for whenever you need to nick your ear for a face.

00:17:28.900 Nadeau, you need to pay us more, because if you'd ran that, you're going viral.

00:17:33.200 You're selling some fucking-

00:17:33.880 I would imagine he is currently creating the Photoshop right now.

00:17:37.720 Can you imagine he redoes the video and like inserts a little razor just to like do like

00:17:41.840 a fucking deep fake shit?

00:17:43.700 Okay, so this is the biggest thing that I feel like Top, is just that he doesn't want

00:17:47.440 to answer, is like the whole point, I've told him the video, in the video, you can

00:17:50.780 see he gets shot, hand up to here, and you see his hand go up, touch his ear, and it

00:17:55.540 pulls back, and there's blood on his fingers, and it was just like a touch.

00:17:59.120 And he goes like, or you go the other way, or you go the other way-

00:18:01.880 Blood squib under a prosthetic, easy.

00:18:03.120 For the marketing-

00:18:03.880 In a second, like they-

00:18:06.880 Yeah, they have shit that does that.

00:18:08.120 Clint, Clint, guys, hold on, real quick.

00:18:10.340 Everyone, yes, okay, I was right, yeah, but I called him a loser, so now I'm retarded.

00:18:15.360 Okay, fine, typical.

00:18:16.880 Listen.

00:18:18.020 He is, I mean, he's wrong.

00:18:18.940 I forgot what I was going to say here.

00:18:20.400 Let me just say real quick.

00:18:21.700 Okay, so if you have a Nadeau, if you have a Nadeau razor, and you shave, if you get a

00:18:27.040 shave that close, bullets will literally slide off your face, so it's not that he cut himself

00:18:31.560 with it, it's that he was using a Nadeau razor, and that's why the bullet just didn't go in.

00:18:36.560 You want to know how fucking crazy I am, Clint?

00:18:38.340 You know how crazy I am?

00:18:39.960 I looked at it, his shot in the ear, and at first I said, what if it didn't graze his

00:18:45.660 ear?

00:18:45.900 What if that shit went right into his fucking head, and that's like the mortal head wound?

00:18:51.360 Yo, that's Revelations 13.3, baby boy, and I saw the beast, and he suffered a mortal head

00:18:56.660 wound, but he still lived, and that's what I was like.

00:19:00.440 First, I was looking.

00:19:01.300 I was like, no fucking way, and then I hear the graze the air bullshit.

00:19:05.360 I literally told, before you got here, I literally told you guys, I think Top is no

00:19:09.140 longer living in reality, he is living in biblical prophecy, so everything he sees,

00:19:13.620 he just goes, biblical prophecy.

00:19:17.160 If you want to have a close shave with death, like Trump just did, get Nadeau.

00:19:22.140 There you go.

00:19:22.500 There you go.

00:19:23.600 All right, perfect.

00:19:24.380 Way to fucking...

00:19:25.520 Toad with a banger!

00:19:28.700 Honestly, I don't care about anything except for that, it's just, it was the perfect time

00:19:33.060 for memes.

00:19:33.560 I'm so glad that we had a chance in our life to actually meme like a...

00:19:38.120 Never!

00:19:39.140 Yeah, Cole, isn't it just so great that President Trump got shot at?

00:19:43.580 I mean, like, honestly.

00:19:45.980 It's great that...

00:19:47.200 It tickles my fancy.

00:19:48.320 That I was able to, like...

00:19:49.800 What if we did it for the memes?

00:19:51.740 Thank you, Eric John, pizza artist.

00:19:53.300 Yeah, we're having a good show, I think.

00:19:54.960 No, dude, so, it's just great that, like, I finally had...

00:19:58.520 I lived through 9-11, but I was too young.

00:20:00.160 I was like, you know, I was like five years old, so it didn't really, like...

00:20:02.560 That's crazy.

00:20:03.640 It didn't resonate with me.

00:20:04.560 He was playing with planes, like a fucking retard.

00:20:07.480 Look, mom!

00:20:08.320 No idea.

00:20:09.440 But, like, and then I guess COVID is the only other, like, thing that was, like...

00:20:13.520 You know what's weird about Cole?

00:20:14.440 I feel like he's still that same five-year-old.

00:20:16.720 Like, he just sees the president almost get killed, and he still has the same reaction

00:20:19.940 of a five-year-old.

00:20:21.200 He's just, like...

00:20:21.600 He seems like a pool toy, and he's just, like...

00:20:24.100 Yeah.

00:20:25.220 No, but, like, I feel like COVID was another one of those, like, life-changing, like, moments,

00:20:29.700 but it wasn't, like, a moment.

00:20:30.740 It was just, like, it was over.

00:20:32.480 You know what I think just happened?

00:20:34.140 So, COVID happened, and I picked up, like, a whole bunch of friends.

00:20:36.740 You guys.

00:20:37.300 You fucking retards.

00:20:38.400 And then this happens, and I feel like I'm picking up a whole bunch of new friends.

00:20:41.640 Like, this feels like one of those events that will, like, define the next couple of

00:20:46.000 years.

00:20:46.880 People that wear fringe coats and say, meet me behind.

00:20:49.660 You're so deep in your Owen Benjamin arc, it's un-fucking-believable.

00:20:53.000 Every news cycle, you purge your former following, and you bring in some new lunatic fringe.

00:20:59.500 It's exactly what Owen does.

00:21:01.320 It's crazy.

00:21:02.440 It's a crazy way to be, because I'm, like, just escorting, like...

00:21:06.180 I feel like there's, like, a thousand people.

00:21:07.660 Imagine if it's a thousand people walking through, like, a museum.

00:21:09.980 And the museum was Top Lobster Museum.

00:21:11.920 And they walk through, and I go, right this way.

00:21:13.820 Look at the fucking walls.

00:21:14.640 Look at all the fucking nigger art that I put up on set.

00:21:16.880 Look at all this other shit that I did.

00:21:18.260 And they go, this is great.

00:21:19.180 This is great.

00:21:19.800 And then I get them to the exit, and I go, get the fuck out.

00:21:23.200 No, no.

00:21:24.380 It's worse.

00:21:25.080 It's worse.

00:21:25.560 On the way out, you water balloon each of them.

00:21:27.860 Yeah.

00:21:29.540 And then I walk to the other side, and I invite another thousand in, and then kick them out.

00:21:34.760 You go to the entrance, you dap everybody up, you're like, yo, you're my new homeboy.

00:21:37.800 And then on the exit side, you just fucking smash, and he's kicking right in the asshole.

00:21:42.440 You ever been kicked in the butt so hard that, like, the guy got your asshole?

00:21:46.240 Like, just put his fucking shoe in.

00:21:48.060 You're like, oh, shit.

00:21:49.080 Why did you kick me in the asshole?

00:21:50.560 I don't think so.

00:21:51.500 I've never had that.

00:21:52.700 I don't think so.

00:21:53.460 That must be a really, like, small foot.

00:21:55.400 Oh, when I was skating when I was a kid, I did fall, like, on a curb, and it went right

00:21:59.440 up my ass.

00:21:59.860 And it felt like it went, like, up my ass.

00:22:02.800 So, yeah, that's as close as I can.

00:22:03.880 Did it feel good?

00:22:04.840 By the way, is anybody, does Clint's video, like, garbage?

00:22:08.060 I didn't want to ask, because I was like, is it me?

00:22:10.240 You know, like, I don't want to be the guy.

00:22:13.600 Yeah, my bad.

00:22:15.880 You look like garbage.

00:22:17.900 Has it been bad the whole time?

00:22:19.640 No, it just started.

00:22:20.400 No, it just started, really.

00:22:21.340 Oh, okay.

00:22:22.000 Yeah.

00:22:22.620 But you sound fine.

00:22:23.860 Like, it's just your video's garbage.

00:22:25.400 What you should do is, like, go out there, get some rope, and kill yourself, and then

00:22:29.280 This is, this, I've, you welcomed me into the entrance, it's about time you throw me

00:22:34.520 out the echo.

00:22:35.340 It's like, you're out now.

00:22:36.820 That's what it feels like, though, but I feel like it's healthy, right?

00:22:39.400 Because, like, I'm telling the people, like, I'm going to say.

00:22:41.640 Isn't that technically the definition of an echo chamber?

00:22:44.980 No.

00:22:45.800 You're in an echo chamber.

00:22:46.640 No, no, because, no, no, because.

00:22:48.400 Are echo chambers inherently bad?

00:22:50.000 Well, I mean.

00:22:50.620 What if you have the right echoes?

00:22:51.320 Well, because it's him saying something, and then he's getting the

00:22:55.400 people to say, basically, he's, he says every, like, month, like, I get a new set of followers

00:22:59.980 that gets me further along a path.

00:23:01.840 He has one more.

00:23:02.460 He's smaller.

00:23:03.540 I swear to God, these are the numbers.

00:23:05.360 It's like a thousand in, a thousand out.

00:23:07.860 I keep three of them.

00:23:09.600 Exactly three.

00:23:10.620 I can tell my follower count goes up by just three, but those are the three people that

00:23:14.100 I want, because they get it.

00:23:15.640 Are we going to let it slide that Cole has no fucking clue what an echo chamber is?

00:23:19.220 Yeah, I know.

00:23:19.500 No, I meant, like, I meant, like, a thing of basically.

00:23:21.640 It's like a biodome.

00:23:22.360 Maybe, maybe an echo chamber, maybe, like, a feedback loop of where, like, because he,

00:23:28.240 he's, because it gets worse.

00:23:30.060 Like, he talks just getting worse as he goes along in conspiracies.

00:23:32.880 Like, he started, I feel like two years ago when we started, he was like, yeah, I guess,

00:23:36.760 like, the government did kind of do OKC.

00:23:39.740 And now he's like.

00:23:40.100 I was where Jose was.

00:23:40.820 They will destroy you with demons.

00:23:42.800 And they, like, the beast is upon us.

00:23:44.960 Like, that's where he's at now.

00:23:46.020 Like, look, he's, he's progressing far more rapidly, like, than I can keep up with.

00:23:52.900 And I've accepted that at this point.

00:23:54.780 He's going to have, he's going to have some zany beliefs that I'm not going to be able

00:23:57.700 to keep up with.

00:23:58.520 I don't know how you, like, I mean, this is Cole and I have been dealing with this all

00:24:03.200 week where we're like.

00:24:03.840 It's a crazy.

00:24:04.860 Do, does he actually believe this?

00:24:06.780 Are you in the behind Top's back chat?

00:24:09.740 No, no, no, no.

00:24:10.980 From the, from the get-go, though, like, when it's he started, I was like, Top's just lying.

00:24:15.620 He's just lying for clicks.

00:24:16.760 I know, I know he is.

00:24:17.780 He's just being a liar.

00:24:18.280 He told me, he was like, you could stop lying in here.

00:24:20.500 And I was like, it's not that I really think that it happened.

00:24:24.300 But every time someone, someone tells me no now, I'm like, maybe.

00:24:27.640 Even harder.

00:24:28.640 It's just like something I need to entertain.

00:24:31.020 That's exactly what Owen Benjamin does.

00:24:32.700 God damn it.

00:24:33.220 I think the point Top is making.

00:24:36.780 It's to not let this possibility go.

00:24:38.940 Because I feel like a lot of people are reacting to people like Top that are making these claims.

00:24:42.720 But doesn't that hurt the reality, though?

00:24:45.200 When it first happened, the first day that it first happened, if you look at my tweets,

00:24:48.860 it was, it was very much like, I was like, oh, I'm being like a boomer about this.

00:24:53.020 I'm like, go get him.

00:24:54.240 Like, that kind of shit.

00:24:55.000 I was, I was telling people on Facebook.

00:24:56.420 I was like, if you've ever talked shit about Trump, I hope they arrest you.

00:24:59.620 Shit like that.

00:25:00.200 It's like, just to scare them.

00:25:01.720 Because, you know, and, and now they're fucking, now they might be moving to do this.

00:25:05.400 Facebook and you posted that on Facebook for real?

00:25:07.620 Straight up.

00:25:08.240 Posted it to my friends and family.

00:25:10.460 You're like a dad in his 50s.

00:25:11.920 This is fucking crazy.

00:25:12.300 You're literally a boomer.

00:25:13.720 No, dude, that's fucking terrorism.

00:25:15.600 I said, I said the most, the most Googled, the most Googled phrase for people 50 and up

00:25:21.800 is how do I delete Facebook posts?

00:25:23.980 Because they're seeing it and they're like, I talked mad shit.

00:25:27.400 That minions meme that I put up about Trump being stupid with the fucking little yellow

00:25:31.180 guy.

00:25:31.800 Yo, mad shit.

00:25:32.420 They might arrest me for that.

00:25:33.480 They're sweating.

00:25:34.420 It's crazy.

00:25:35.240 And I love to see it.

00:25:36.300 So that's where I was at in the beginning.

00:25:37.660 And then I fucking moved into like, he did it himself.

00:25:40.480 And I think the evidence is clear.

00:25:41.620 This is the other point that I wanted to make.

00:25:43.860 You're, well, I understand your rationale of being like, hey, fuck everybody who went along

00:25:49.860 with COVID and lockdowns and ruined my life.

00:25:52.880 Right?

00:25:53.240 I get all that.

00:25:54.320 But if you actually listen to destiny, because I debated him in his spaces, he's been totally

00:25:59.640 spiraling all over the place.

00:26:01.840 But his argument is the exact same as top.

00:26:06.520 It is.

00:26:06.960 It's the exact same.

00:26:09.120 I'm not going to condemn violence.

00:26:10.900 You fucking don't condemn insurrections.

00:26:13.020 Fuck you.

00:26:13.640 I don't care.

00:26:14.320 I'm going to be the lowest person.

00:26:15.660 You think I'm going to go higher?

00:26:16.600 I'm going to go lower.

00:26:17.820 Top is doing the exact same thing on the other side.

00:26:19.680 Clint, you should refresh your browser.

00:26:22.880 See what happens.

00:26:23.460 Yeah.

00:26:24.000 Yeah.

00:26:24.200 Yeah.

00:26:25.020 Press the little.

00:26:25.520 The refresh is the little.

00:26:26.220 I didn't want to watch that Tyler.

00:26:27.340 It's really funny.

00:26:29.420 Bring it up.

00:26:30.020 Bring it up.

00:26:30.420 Because it's funny.

00:26:31.600 Bring it up.

00:26:32.060 More crime and do more drugs.

00:26:33.560 And I need to go and study biology to know that niggers are fucking stupid.

00:26:37.240 I don't need a PhD in criminal background to know that niggers just fucking commit more crime

00:26:41.060 and do more drugs.

00:26:41.880 I don't need a, you know, I don't need a background in whatever to know that faggots are fucking unnatural.

00:26:46.360 I don't need to get a biology degree to know that fucking faggots, like, are just weird

00:26:50.200 as fuck and don't belong.

00:26:51.860 Wait, so we're against this guy?

00:26:53.560 Was that Tyler?

00:26:54.000 Yeah, that's why it's so, you know who posted, you know who posted that?

00:26:57.780 I'm pretty sure it was, uh, no, I, I first thought that was Mark Lobel.

00:27:00.640 Sorry, it's not.

00:27:01.280 It was the guy, no, it was the guy that you hate, uh, recently.

00:27:04.760 And you've been going at him.

00:27:06.020 I hate him.

00:27:06.840 Yeah.

00:27:07.280 You're not narrowing it down much.

00:27:08.460 Yeah, sorry.

00:27:09.220 The guy that I hate most recently.

00:27:11.480 Player white.

00:27:12.260 And then I was going to say Tim Cass, and that's the, like, I guess it narrows it down very

00:27:15.940 small.

00:27:16.460 Who do I hate most recently?

00:27:17.900 Ian Cross.

00:27:18.660 Oh, I bet you it was, you're talking about Phil.

00:27:20.760 Yeah, it was Phil.

00:27:21.440 Oh, Phil Bond.

00:27:22.360 I don't know why Tom just always feels guilty for Phil.

00:27:25.080 He posted that as a, like, look at this guy, look what he, but like, he says this stuff

00:27:29.800 and like, you want to, like, basically, and I was like, I wanted to reply, like, this makes

00:27:33.480 him, this makes me like him more.

00:27:37.040 Phil, Phil had that one coming for a long time.

00:27:39.300 When I had Dave Smith and Clint scheduled on, he hopped on, he hopped into the promotion

00:27:44.580 that I put up and he was like, isn't this like beginning of the career shit, Dave?

00:27:49.080 And I'm like, why are you coming here being salty?

00:27:52.140 It was one of those things where like, I don't know if that was supposed to be a joke.

00:27:55.140 But I don't think so.

00:27:56.100 But so it was like, yeah, and it came out of nowhere.

00:27:58.800 And so I'm like, maybe you just weren't socially aware.

00:28:00.760 I didn't take any, any, uh, feel like I felt any slight towards like Tower Gang.

00:28:04.560 I can get where you felt that, but it was also like, you're just now like, well, fuck

00:28:08.120 you.

00:28:10.440 No, what he's saying is, is like, so I, I invited Dave on to have a conversation about

00:28:15.940 God.

00:28:17.140 And then he's basically saying, he's like, you're going to have a conversation like that

00:28:20.900 with these retards.

00:28:22.260 And it's like, yeah, we're retards.

00:28:23.380 But like, look at what you're talking about on Tim Cass.

00:28:25.640 Basically nothing.

00:28:26.940 I've watched it.

00:28:27.720 I gotta say, you're, you're, you're completely changing his words a lot.

00:28:30.280 It literally was just, isn't this early career stuff?

00:28:32.840 The joke being, if it's a joke that like, oh, this is like, it wasn't a joke.

00:28:36.580 He unfollowed me.

00:28:37.900 Yeah.

00:28:38.220 He unfollowed me for no reason.

00:28:39.540 I noticed that before I even went after him.

00:28:41.440 I was like, oh, so you're forgetting that reality isn't real.

00:28:44.780 He can read whatever he wants to into these things.

00:28:47.460 That's what I'm saying.

00:28:48.240 Yeah.

00:28:48.400 He's like, I choose to be offended.

00:28:52.100 That's definitely an option.

00:28:55.380 Whereas I see that.

00:28:56.300 I'm like, I don't know.

00:28:57.120 Maybe there's some outside possibilities.

00:28:58.440 I don't even care.

00:28:59.840 And I just moved my whole life.

00:29:00.520 Technically choosing to be offended is actually probably the most base thing you can do.

00:29:03.260 Like the most like manly thing you'd be like, I choose to be offended about that.

00:29:07.500 I like, I don't care how you meant it.

00:29:09.100 I choose it to be.

00:29:09.740 We will fight now.

00:29:10.160 I'm not offended.

00:29:12.080 I decided to be.

00:29:13.420 I'm not just reacting that way.

00:29:14.280 I'm actually, I'm not offended like at all.

00:29:16.500 Like in my core, I'm not offended.

00:29:18.060 But because I want to be offended, I'm going to act like it.

00:29:22.540 Which you're probably right, Top.

00:29:23.880 I'll give you that.

00:29:24.520 I feel like that was probably like meant as a slight.

00:29:26.980 But I didn't know.

00:29:27.460 It was meant as a slight.

00:29:28.320 And it's meant as a slight for no reason.

00:29:30.100 So I slighted him back.

00:29:32.120 I just thought about this because the NDS thing just came up.

00:29:35.480 You know when Top's like really tipping point was?

00:29:38.220 When he got with David.

00:29:39.020 But that's when it was.

00:29:40.540 David really pushed him.

00:29:42.000 He pushed him into.

00:29:42.900 He's a good hype man.

00:29:44.200 He's a hype man.

00:29:45.320 They really push him along.

00:29:46.520 He's the Raven effect, yeah.

00:29:48.240 Yeah.

00:29:49.820 You know I'm sponsored, baby boy.

00:29:54.760 So I guess we're not getting Clint back.

00:29:56.600 All right.

00:29:57.360 No, he probably doesn't.

00:29:58.040 I mean, he probably wouldn't reset his whole fucking router and shit.

00:30:00.880 He probably joined the wrong stream at some point.

00:30:03.020 He probably fucking took a nap.

00:30:04.280 I guarantee you he went and was like, I'm just laying down.

00:30:06.380 We need a mailbag.

00:30:07.400 Let's do a mailbag.

00:30:08.160 Like, I haven't looked at the questions yet.

00:30:10.820 So I'm going to trust you, Toad, if you suck.

00:30:12.900 Mark Vestibill.

00:30:13.940 Oh, hold on.

00:30:14.520 Before, around the horn.

00:30:15.480 I like the new Clint.

00:30:17.140 Before, around the horn.

00:30:19.500 Yes or no.

00:30:20.440 Like, okay.

00:30:20.760 So basically, your quick thoughts on the Trump thing.

00:30:23.920 Like, one, like, was it real?

00:30:28.020 I guess that's one of the things we had to ask.

00:30:29.880 Was it real?

00:30:30.740 Two, who do you think it was by?

00:30:33.800 Just a random shooter or like an agency or the deep state or whatever?

00:30:37.020 And then, uh, I mean, I'm, I guess what any other Jews, Jews, Jews, hate.

00:30:43.500 That's probably true.

00:30:44.720 Correct.

00:30:45.260 Toad, Toad, go first.

00:30:46.460 Actually, I do want to hear, like, get everybody's, like, thoughts out there.

00:30:49.120 Uh, I think Trump was actually shot.

00:30:51.560 And I think that the shooter could be the guy that they're telling us that it was.

00:30:55.780 Or it could have been some deep state actor.

00:30:58.440 But either way, I think the deep state is behind it, if that makes sense.

00:31:01.160 They either allowed him to take the shot and knew that he was about to.

00:31:04.200 Or they're completely behind it.

00:31:05.660 And that was, like, the plot the whole time.

00:31:07.380 That's what I think.

00:31:08.540 Oh, wow.

00:31:09.460 Why the fuck is this guy in here?

00:31:10.340 Shut the fuck up, dude.

00:31:11.640 I got five minutes.

00:31:12.540 I'm going to tell you what I think about it.

00:31:14.120 What fucking happened.

00:31:15.300 Oh, God.

00:31:15.900 Here we go.

00:31:16.680 We're watching theater.

00:31:17.540 We're watching fuck Clint.

00:31:18.640 I killed him.

00:31:19.820 He's dead.

00:31:20.700 I'm fucking Clint now.

00:31:22.000 Did you or did you really kill him?

00:31:23.600 Did you fake kill him and now it's going to get way more popular?

00:31:26.580 Raven looks like he dunked his head in a vat of chlorine.

00:31:29.320 Dude, don't even worry about that.

00:31:30.640 I hate this.

00:31:32.120 I fucking hate it.

00:31:33.600 We're watching theater.

00:31:35.240 This is the greatest story ever told.

00:31:37.320 You guys can't pull your heads out your asses for one second.

00:31:38.400 It would have been cooler if he'd gotten hit in the eye and then got an eye patch after.

00:31:41.560 That would have been cool.

00:31:42.060 I'm getting a fucking tear drop tattoo soon.

00:31:44.900 I don't know if that's what you're talking about.

00:31:46.140 No, look.

00:31:46.880 This is fucking theater.

00:31:48.640 As far as I'm concerned, I don't give a shit.

00:31:50.440 This is theater.

00:31:51.080 We've called this.

00:31:51.900 Top, how come you didn't tell him we called this?

00:31:53.680 How come you kept your mouth shut?

00:31:54.880 How come you didn't say, guys, listen.

00:31:56.220 He wasn't trying to scare the hoes with deep biblical prophecy.

00:31:59.380 We don't need to.

00:32:02.020 That's all that's happening.

00:32:02.960 We're just shit talking here.

00:32:04.540 Eight months ago, we called this on the show.

00:32:06.740 We said he was going to be persecuted, that the persecution was going to be flimsy.

00:32:11.120 It was going to be dropped.

00:32:12.100 It was going to be, you know, there was going to be no body to it, but they were going to keep coming at him.

00:32:15.800 And everyone was going to go, oh, poor Trump.

00:32:17.700 Look, he's getting charges levied against him.

00:32:20.540 He's what does he had?

00:32:21.540 He's had the crazy bitch who came out, accused him of sexual harassment.

00:32:25.260 That fell apart.

00:32:26.420 34 counts.

00:32:27.600 That fell apart.

00:32:28.560 We did say this word for word.

00:32:30.560 The classified documents.

00:32:32.100 That fell apart.

00:32:32.980 We said he was going to survive a fucking headshot.

00:32:36.800 Yeah.

00:32:37.260 So he did.

00:32:38.360 How do we say that?

00:32:39.540 How do we say that?

00:32:40.040 I don't think they survived an earshot, but it's okay.

00:32:41.440 Biblical.

00:32:44.440 When you're us, right?

00:32:45.780 And we've dedicated fucking like, you know, north of, I don't know how much content to this.

00:32:50.220 Maybe.

00:32:50.380 Yeah, so you just throw shit at the wall, and then you hit something, and you go.

00:32:53.660 That's pretty fucking true.

00:32:54.580 And then it turns out to be right.

00:32:56.540 That's pretty specific.

00:32:57.060 That's what I'm saying.

00:32:57.720 They're playing off instincts, and I feel the same instincts, but I like to hang back and look for actual stuff that I can convince you doubters.

00:33:06.280 The dude was a WWE guy.

00:33:08.040 He fucking took that in a dough shave co-raiser.

00:33:10.740 He nicked his ear.

00:33:11.420 He came up.

00:33:12.240 He killed the dude in the audience.

00:33:13.200 He nicked his ear.

00:33:14.520 Somehow, nobody saw it.

00:33:16.320 Nobody saw it.

00:33:17.140 I'm telling you, everyone focuses on that.

00:33:18.740 That's not that crazy.

00:33:19.620 If he was in on it, and it's because he would have to be.

00:33:22.460 They have.

00:33:22.980 There are things.

00:33:23.820 There's fucking things.

00:33:24.260 What?

00:33:24.560 What things?

00:33:25.580 You do realize you watch.

00:33:26.680 You know you watch movies all the time where they play tricks on your eyes.

00:33:30.080 Yes, they have camera.

00:33:30.980 They do it with camera angles, not fucking like where he touched it for literally a half a second and got blood on it.

00:33:37.120 This is the way he touched it.

00:33:38.680 He went like this.

00:33:40.220 You saw his fucking ear through the skull?

00:33:42.040 They did this, and you know what's two?

00:33:44.560 They did a full crowd of stands of people right there.

00:33:47.700 Did you see that weird ass motherfucker in the little hat with the wig on that for some reason wouldn't duck?

00:33:52.280 I did see that.

00:33:53.340 Yeah, that dude was weird.

00:33:54.460 And they isolated him.

00:33:55.080 That's a Q dude.

00:33:56.000 He's so much weird.

00:33:56.700 Yeah, I don't believe it.

00:33:58.500 They think that's a Q guy.

00:34:00.100 That's a weird Q guy.

00:34:01.480 It's weird.

00:34:02.040 They say he's JFK Jr.

00:34:03.280 I think that it's retarded, but I do recognize that that's what the Q thing is.

00:34:07.820 They think that guy with the little fucking hat and the wig is JFK Jr.

00:34:11.040 He's come back.

00:34:11.720 I'm not Q.

00:34:13.860 I'm not with Q on this.

00:34:15.720 But I just think the whole thing is filled with so much shit.

00:34:18.320 I just hopped in because I don't know what happened to Clint, and I just wanted to shit on his spot for a second and tell you guys.

00:34:22.880 His internet died, and I think he died.

00:34:24.800 Dude, I don't understand what happened there.

00:34:26.480 I think he just decided it wasn't worth coming back.

00:34:28.480 I bet you he fell asleep.

00:34:30.060 Almost can guarantee it.

00:34:30.840 I will say, I get where you guys are coming from, but I don't find it all that plausible.

00:34:37.160 But it's possible.

00:34:38.280 Because I know.

00:34:38.980 I've read all about how the CIA has been trained by magicians, and it's all about seeing a different camp.

00:34:44.620 But now I think we've gone to a technological point where it would just be hard to pull off.

00:34:48.300 I brought up the RFK example earlier where likely Sirhan had blanks, which drew the attention of the crowd, and then the bodyguard shot him from the back.

00:34:55.660 And so it's like little things like that.

00:34:57.540 You can easily, but now we're at a point.

00:34:59.900 I feel like you'd have to control so many factors, but maybe they can.

00:35:04.180 I don't know.

00:35:06.220 The other thing is, I also, I do think what y'all are saying is possible.

00:35:09.680 But it's also like, there's also a lot of evidence stacked against it to where it would be like, I think Alchem's razor is like very easy here.

00:35:16.040 I don't see how, and there's any evidence against it.

00:35:19.360 What I'm saying is, I don't necessarily.

00:35:20.220 You're just like, hey, they just have stuff to where he could touch his ear for a second.

00:35:24.500 Before, no blood, no nothing, looks like a normal ear.

00:35:26.580 Raven is applying to Dose.

00:35:28.240 Hold on.

00:35:28.920 Stop.

00:35:29.600 Show him out.

00:35:30.320 Hold on.

00:35:31.040 Right now.

00:35:31.560 Go find it.

00:35:32.520 They have heart attack guns.

00:35:33.840 You don't think they could figure out.

00:35:35.100 So the whole time, there's 10,000 people watching him with all their cameras on and everything, right?

00:35:43.900 This is funny.

00:35:44.920 I'm with Cole on this.

00:35:46.060 I want to really see something that said, take a look at what happened.

00:35:53.440 Just as convincing.

00:35:54.720 Don't throw.

00:36:06.320 Dude.

00:36:07.200 The only problem is they're talking.

00:36:08.360 I love it.

00:36:09.000 Donald Trump.

00:36:11.000 None of you guys, when you've seen it happen, you didn't realize that it played out like a fucking movie.

00:36:16.960 Like the same thing.

00:36:17.500 He comes up and all of his secret security guards can't hold him down.

00:36:21.460 And he exposes his chest and his head again and gives a fucking white power signal.

00:36:25.720 Yeah, I just think they really suck at like...

00:36:27.960 Well, here.

00:36:28.500 Let me add some clarification because it's like, oh, Raven believes this because it's biblical prophecy.

00:36:33.900 I believe he's faking biblical prophecy.

00:36:37.280 I believe that's much more likely.

00:36:39.100 I feel like there's an orchestration to make us believe that this is some sort of biblical prophecy

00:36:43.640 because it seems as though the vast majority of biblical prophecy that unfolds can be created by a dude.

00:36:49.700 Dude, all the biblical prophecies?

00:36:52.040 All the biblical prophecy that's unfolded, that has been driving us crazy, is completely man-made.

00:36:57.720 They've done it on purpose.

00:36:59.460 They've fulfilled the prophecy because they know about it.

00:37:02.300 This is the crazy part.

00:37:03.460 Listen, I know you guys don't like that.

00:37:06.360 Real quick.

00:37:07.100 Real quick.

00:37:07.900 I know you guys don't like Adam Green.

00:37:12.460 But I would say...

00:37:14.500 Who is that?

00:37:14.720 You have to explain who that is.

00:37:15.640 I'm not going to explain it.

00:37:17.260 I don't care.

00:37:17.960 But the point is, there is something to there being almost a dialectic thing with the Abrahamic religions.

00:37:23.540 The idea, if you look at their fucking, their end time stuff, they have a lot of commonalities.

00:37:28.520 Like, between the Mosheok and the Antichrist, and then you have certain people who actively almost try to push it to happen.

00:37:34.460 And so you have it coming from multiple angles.

00:37:37.120 And now think about the Mosheok.

00:37:39.620 Like the Trump bullets.

00:37:40.920 We talk all the time.

00:37:42.140 I know it's like, oh, Jew conspiracy.

00:37:44.100 But it's like, if you think about Israel and the influence it has, and like, it literally has us by the balls in a lot of ways.

00:37:50.960 And they're kind of really fucked right now.

00:37:53.860 So it's like, literally, they have a prophecy that like, at a time like this, Mosheok...

00:37:57.640 Let's turn the show back into town.

00:37:59.260 He's about to kvetch about...

00:38:00.580 Why would you go the Mossad route?

00:38:02.960 Trump is fucking super in the bag for Israel.

00:38:05.260 That doesn't make any sense.

00:38:06.100 He is, yeah.

00:38:06.680 That's the point.

00:38:07.940 What?

00:38:08.620 If you're taking Top's angle, that's the point.

00:38:11.520 Yeah, that's the point.

00:38:12.820 Like, they have every incentive to make this guy...

00:38:14.800 They have every incentive to kill his fans and risk his life.

00:38:17.680 Because for an election that he's almost certainly going to win anyways.

00:38:20.640 You killed one dude.

00:38:23.040 You killed one dude.

00:38:24.400 And they gain, like, look at how much he's galvanized the right at this point.

00:38:28.140 Think about the firm.

00:38:28.860 I'm not doing it based off of members of voters.

00:38:32.120 You know, I want to ask Quint something.

00:38:33.460 Yeah, he got more voters.

00:38:34.260 But think about how that changes hearts and minds of the right.

00:38:36.960 Think about the great, like, American first movements that have happened.

00:38:40.260 And how they're going to be corrupted by this guy who comes in and goes,

00:38:42.920 Let's fucking save Israel!

00:38:44.700 I want to ask you, like, if this is, like, the thing,

00:38:47.540 why are they not just doing this all the fucking time then?

00:38:50.400 They built this for 10 years, Cole.

00:38:52.900 This has been a crazy slow build.

00:38:54.380 They just pulled off Epstein's Island.

00:38:56.340 Hold on, you see.

00:38:57.860 They've been pulling off OKC in the 90s.

00:39:00.980 They pulled off.

00:39:01.340 Hold on.

00:39:01.940 Like, Cole, Cole.

00:39:02.620 They did this shit off.

00:39:03.360 They pulled off the fucking.

00:39:04.680 I'm still agreeing with Cole on this.

00:39:06.720 The last 10 years, they've been slowly building.

00:39:09.200 This guy's Hitler.

00:39:09.960 This guy's Hitler.

00:39:10.660 This guy's Hitler.

00:39:11.540 In the media.

00:39:12.500 They've built that to a point.

00:39:14.080 And that's why I'm like, it looks like, to me, like, Trump would have came in and like,

00:39:16.760 oh, you've made this dumbass tower that, like, that's just talking shit about me.

00:39:21.500 I'm going to tip it over right now.

00:39:23.460 And I'm going to do it myself.

00:39:24.860 Because that's, like, fucking game.

00:39:26.560 In my opinion, it's game over.

00:39:28.180 These people have been calling for his death in exact terms, like mourning Joe, for years now.

00:39:34.600 And now, it almost happened.

00:39:36.680 But I got away with it.

00:39:37.620 It just nicked my ear.

00:39:38.680 It was tremendous.

00:39:39.400 The gun must be a good, tough gun, right?

00:39:41.880 So I have the possibility that if we do this any chance wrong,

00:39:44.800 than I just, than the guy that had shot somebody.

00:39:46.780 Nobody shot at him, motherfucker.

00:39:48.780 Nobody shot at him.

00:39:49.840 That argument is predicated on there being a bull.

00:39:51.820 I understand that, but, like, so, like.

00:39:53.580 Everybody keeps going back to that.

00:39:54.980 So he would risk getting shot in the head.

00:39:57.060 It's like.

00:39:57.320 And then there's a second shooter.

00:39:58.440 So everybody that saw it.

00:39:59.660 Everybody that saw it.

00:40:00.720 Right there.

00:40:01.360 They were just like, they were retarded.

00:40:02.620 You know that a bullet still flew within 10 feet of him.

00:40:05.660 Yeah, there's a second shooter shooting just indiscriminately into the fans behind him.

00:40:10.300 Why?

00:40:11.420 Why the fuck would that happen?

00:40:12.440 Like, right behind him?

00:40:13.780 You know, like.

00:40:14.500 Like, where he's in the line of sight.

00:40:16.560 No, it was well behind him.

00:40:18.440 Do you think that got his head fucking shot?

00:40:19.320 Yeah, it makes sense if it came from the side because it's going here.

00:40:22.920 No, no.

00:40:23.120 If you look at the charts, dude, they were like the bullet, the trajectory of the one

00:40:26.860 that came from the building to hit Trump was like this.

00:40:29.580 The other one was like probably 30 feet behind the trajectory that they hit those people.

00:40:34.120 So your claim is that the water tower has a second gunman, correct?

00:40:37.240 They're.

00:40:37.660 This is what they're saying.

00:40:38.580 I don't even know.

00:40:39.220 Yeah, that's what they're saying.

00:40:40.120 That's not necessarily.

00:40:40.560 Yeah, there were a couple of claims of a second shooter.

00:40:42.700 There's just.

00:40:43.360 That's what people.

00:40:43.820 That's even fucking crazier to consider.

00:40:45.720 Why would you have a second shooter shooting somebody in the audience if your target is

00:40:49.020 Trump and you sent an MKUltra without kid to lay on a roof that everyone allowed him

00:40:53.840 to do for three minutes?

00:40:54.840 The whole fucking thing is crazy.

00:40:56.220 The fact that serious people are talking about it and not me is like.

00:41:00.500 This guy is right, though.

00:41:01.160 This is very gay.

00:41:01.900 And I feel like what I'm doing is I'm turning this to NDS.

00:41:03.620 But what I do want to ask you guys before I go is how gay is it that all of a sudden

00:41:07.400 Trump is everyone's guy when everyone was anti-Israel involvement in American politics?

00:41:13.740 What?

00:41:14.000 A month ago?

00:41:14.780 Everybody was anti-fucking vaccine.

00:41:17.000 That's a good point.

00:41:17.440 What?

00:41:17.860 Two months ago?

00:41:18.620 This dude is the father of the vaccine.

00:41:20.340 He's wearing the fucking yarmulke.

00:41:21.600 He's kissing the wall.

00:41:22.500 They're giving him the fucking crown.

00:41:23.720 He's Operation Warp Speed, and now everybody's chugging his dick.

00:41:27.400 So I was already pro-Trump before that.

00:41:29.760 First off, that wasn't a question.

00:41:32.940 I wanted to keep it more or less like it was like, I created a ball, and now I'm going

00:41:38.800 to leave you guys to play with it.

00:41:39.920 I've got to get out here.

00:41:40.560 Go back to the tower gang, guys.

00:41:41.780 All right, David.

00:41:42.620 Let me just say real quick.

00:41:43.480 Get the fuck out of here, dude.

00:41:43.840 It is not the conservative movement.

00:41:45.800 You guys are basing this off, like, fucking your experience on Twitter as you have literally

00:41:50.700 fostered the most anti-Semitic audience.

00:41:53.400 And now you're like, everyone is super anti-Israel.

00:41:56.800 Everyone's fucking done with Trump.

00:41:58.720 He's got no chance.

00:41:59.820 He's looting in the polls.

00:42:00.940 What about the vaccine thing?

00:42:02.280 What about the vaccine thing?

00:42:03.480 He's the father of the vaccine.

00:42:04.900 He created Operation Warp Speed.

00:42:06.620 He did.

00:42:07.100 And then he's just on a conversation with RF.

00:42:10.300 No, I'm not saying you supported him.

00:42:11.960 I'm asking, isn't it gay?

00:42:13.640 That's my question.

00:42:15.220 Well, I mean, it's gay, but it's fucking him or it's Biden.

00:42:18.020 It's the guy who created the vaccine or the dude who tried to shove it up my ass.

00:42:21.040 I don't have a fucking good picture, right?

00:42:23.160 I'll go with the guy who created it.

00:42:24.280 I think they both suck.

00:42:25.400 And I know it's like super libertarian.

00:42:26.880 I don't even necessarily know if it'd be worse or not, who's in.

00:42:29.840 I know everyone wants to say that.

00:42:31.020 They just put Biden in place to be the fall guy for the vaccine.

00:42:32.740 Like, on a positive side, fucking state's rights have improved during, in the place

00:42:36.440 of the matter, under Biden.

00:42:38.020 All this shit is going through our heads.

00:42:41.320 Like, we're thinking about it like this, but honestly, I think the world runs more like

00:42:45.240 Instagram.

00:42:46.100 Like, if you just scroll through Instagram, the shit that they're doing, nobody cares

00:42:49.260 about this kind of stuff.

00:42:50.700 Just...

00:42:50.900 Yeah, no one...

00:42:52.020 You can't do that to Top.

00:42:58.360 That's not something you can do to Top.

00:43:00.040 Yeah, that feels bad.

00:43:01.120 It didn't really work either.

00:43:01.880 It felt like he was about to be...

00:43:02.800 You have to do it to call.

00:43:04.220 Top's right, though.

00:43:05.000 People just take their, like, these things in soundbites.

00:43:07.020 So if you talk to normal people that aren't your interests and stuff, it is just like

00:43:10.760 ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

00:43:11.800 I just went to the barber shop and you know what they were saying?

00:43:13.980 Yeah, that's the problem.

00:43:14.620 We got to...

00:43:14.900 They were going...

00:43:15.880 It's 41 minutes in, baby.

00:43:17.200 Let's see if we can finish it like that.

00:43:20.280 Let's go a whole one.

00:43:21.500 No laughs.

00:43:22.300 No laughs, guys.

00:43:23.240 Let's waste an entire show on this huge event.

00:43:26.720 Hold on.

00:43:27.100 Hold on.

00:43:27.420 No laughs, guys.

00:43:27.980 No laughs.

00:43:28.960 Good.

00:43:31.760 All right.

00:43:33.420 Get out.

00:43:33.780 Get out, David.

00:43:34.300 Bye.

00:43:34.600 Let's do mailbag.

00:43:35.060 Let's do mailbag.

00:43:36.160 Oh, wait.

00:43:36.440 You gotta leave.

00:43:37.020 Show me fucking...

00:43:38.280 We've concluded Trump did it.

00:43:39.840 Let's move on to...

00:43:40.920 Oh, yeah.

00:43:41.280 You missed it.

00:43:42.040 Show me destiny.

00:43:42.140 Yeah.

00:43:42.540 Pull that back up again.

00:43:43.320 Play it one more time.

00:43:43.960 Oh, you didn't see it?

00:43:45.100 Oh, God.

00:43:45.660 ...biology to know that niggers are fucking stupid.

00:43:47.880 I don't need a PhD in criminal background to know that niggers just fucking commit more

00:43:51.400 crime and do more drugs.

00:43:52.520 I don't need a background in whatever to know that...

00:43:55.820 Yeah, that black dude was clapping his wife's cheeks while he was fucking recording.

00:44:00.220 He was saying that.

00:44:01.180 He could hear it in the other room.

00:44:02.480 Fucking unnatural.

00:44:03.120 I don't need to get a biology degree to know that fucking faggots, like, are just...

00:44:06.440 Like, are just weird as fuck and don't belong.

00:44:09.660 It's pretty basic.

00:44:10.540 It is so wild.

00:44:11.120 Like...

00:44:11.200 Isn't he a faggot?

00:44:11.980 No.

00:44:12.180 He literally...

00:44:13.960 Ten years ago, he sounded just like you.

00:44:16.860 We need a lady.

00:44:17.780 Oh, no.

00:44:18.280 So, you're saying I'm going to be rich?

00:44:20.180 No.

00:44:20.620 You're saying that I'm going to get to fuck your wife.

00:44:24.620 Some black dude.

00:44:25.940 Cole.

00:44:30.080 Was he really that base back then?

00:44:32.080 Like, what happened?

00:44:33.340 He was a libertarian, and then he became a hardcore right-winger, and then he became, like,

00:44:38.000 the worst liberal imaginable.

00:44:39.940 Yeah, like, liberal...

00:44:40.500 A hardcore right-winger?

00:44:42.220 Yeah.

00:44:42.960 He's probably been a Fed from the start.

00:44:44.260 He's been turned.

00:44:45.480 Yeah.

00:44:46.220 I think he's just chasing money.

00:44:48.140 If he's a Fed, though...

00:44:49.760 Yeah, like, if he's a Fed, he's having, like, a mental breakdown.

00:44:52.460 No, no.

00:44:52.980 Now he's having a breakdown.

00:44:53.900 He's having, like, real-world time.

00:44:54.460 Yeah.

00:44:54.640 A hundred percent.

00:44:55.340 Do you think...

00:44:55.680 Oh, you think he's having a breakdown?

00:44:56.660 Because I actually kind of...

00:44:58.100 I saw somebody was, like...

00:44:59.520 Because there's been that whole discussion now...

00:45:01.120 To be clear, I have no evidence he's a Fed.

00:45:02.500 I'm just saying he moves like a Fed.

00:45:03.520 Technically, we said Toad moves like a Fed, so, I mean, like...

00:45:08.460 Jose thinks everyone's a Fed.

00:45:09.140 This is not a profound statement.

00:45:10.480 Fed confirmed.

00:45:11.620 It's also how, I mean...

00:45:12.980 It's how you stay safe, Clint.

00:45:14.300 You just gotta think everybody's a Fed.

00:45:15.720 I guess.

00:45:16.600 That way, no one's a Fed.

00:45:17.120 I move like a crippled retard.

00:45:18.760 Yeah, that's true.

00:45:20.460 But, because everybody was going, like...

00:45:22.780 Talking about the cancel culture now.

00:45:25.180 Like, it's coming from the right now.

00:45:27.160 Because of all this stuff about Trump.

00:45:29.480 Because Destiny was basically, like...

00:45:31.960 Oh, maybe the guy should have been at a Trump rally.

00:45:33.960 He wouldn't get shot.

00:45:34.740 And the only thing I could think of was, I was like...

00:45:37.200 I would say that.

00:45:38.440 I would say something like that.

00:45:39.280 Isn't it weird?

00:45:39.860 Because I would say...

00:45:40.940 Because I did the same thing to, like, the SportsCenter guy.

00:45:43.000 Where I was like...

00:45:43.500 You said, just walk it off.

00:45:43.900 I was like, walk it off.

00:45:44.900 Like, a guy died.

00:45:45.640 And I said, walk it off.

00:45:48.040 He meant it.

00:45:48.500 And isn't it weird, Clint, that you're like...

00:45:50.540 You actually were involved in how this happened.

00:45:54.460 Like, when we look back at, like, these weird events.

00:45:56.920 Like, when did cancel culture on the right start?

00:45:58.940 No, I'm saying, like, when you look back and you go, oh, what happened?

00:46:03.340 Remember when, like, all these fucking leftists just got, like, lost everything?

00:46:06.120 It was like a bloodbath?

00:46:07.600 What was...

00:46:07.980 That started with you, motherfucker.

00:46:09.880 That was like, you were...

00:46:11.060 No, no, no.

00:46:11.720 In fairness, he had already been saying that crazy shit about the innocent dude who got

00:46:16.720 his head blown off.

00:46:18.500 He had been tweeting that out.

00:46:20.020 So, the scandal had already began.

00:46:21.700 I just happened to be on a Twitter space the following day.

00:46:24.380 And I got to ask him about it.

00:46:25.900 And he's just a fucking sick dude, just like you.

00:46:29.880 You think he'd come on the show?

00:46:31.260 Dude, I don't think...

00:46:32.080 I don't know.

00:46:33.040 I don't think you can have your wife get fucked by...

00:46:35.360 He has me blocked.

00:46:35.760 I can't...

00:46:36.360 I don't think you can have your wife get fucked by somebody else.

00:46:38.480 We need to change the energy, I think.

00:46:39.820 Yeah, no.

00:46:40.300 No, this is funny.

00:46:41.760 I don't think you can, like, let your wife get fucked by another guy and not go crazy

00:46:46.420 at some point in your life.

00:46:47.460 I think that, like, it's a direct line about, like, getting cucked to...

00:46:52.520 It's a logical progression.

00:46:53.960 Yes, very much, very logical.

00:46:55.220 By the way, we got Laney at it.

00:46:56.380 We got some mailbags.

00:46:57.200 And we got to talk about the Trump shooter paying for an OnlyFans.

00:47:01.440 Oh, yes.

00:47:02.140 That was actually really funny.

00:47:04.800 No, he has a 10-inch pin, too.

00:47:06.580 She is very much my type, too.

00:47:08.040 I'll admit that.

00:47:08.680 Cole's the type of fed who gets put on the Secret Service detail for Trump.

00:47:11.800 Yes, I'm too short.

00:47:13.280 I literally...

00:47:13.900 Can we talk about that real quick?

00:47:16.260 You're like halfway up.

00:47:18.220 How fucking funny was it that, like...

00:47:19.480 We're never going to do mailbag, guys.

00:47:20.780 It's fucked up.

00:47:22.020 That the women...

00:47:22.760 Like, they have women trying to guard Trump that are, like...

00:47:25.640 They have to be, like, 5'5".

00:47:27.140 Yeah, it's ridiculous.

00:47:27.580 And they literally, like, trying...

00:47:29.180 They're getting behind him.

00:47:31.340 Like, you can see, like, they're not protecting him.

00:47:33.740 They're, like, Trump's in the way.

00:47:35.260 I can get behind him and save my life as a woman.

00:47:37.460 As, like, the lesser...

00:47:39.320 Like, the...

00:47:40.280 And then, like, the other woman trying to hold her gun.

00:47:42.260 Top's right.

00:47:42.920 She wasn't safe because there was bullets being fired from all over the place.

00:47:46.140 This is...

00:47:47.140 I don't know, guys.

00:47:48.140 Like, I just...

00:47:48.800 I find it weird to make fun of this and not look at it on its face as everything is completely

00:47:52.740 bizarre.

00:47:53.200 They're fucking with you.

00:47:54.680 Like, that's how stupid this was.

00:47:56.860 Whatever.

00:47:57.260 All right, Toad.

00:47:57.820 Laney edit.

00:47:58.440 Let's go.

00:47:58.880 Laney edit.

00:47:59.940 Mailbag.

00:48:00.720 Mark Vestibule.

00:48:03.020 Mark Vestibule says...

00:48:04.520 Okay, we'll take his word for it.

00:48:07.380 We will put Laney edit.

00:48:08.440 So, Laney edit.

00:48:09.200 Wait, Laney edit.

00:48:09.920 I don't care about what you're saying.

00:48:11.660 Laney edit.

00:48:12.580 Look at him.

00:48:14.400 Look at how mad he gets.

00:48:15.720 Yeah, because this episode has been totally on a man from...

00:48:18.500 Hey, how about you?

00:48:19.060 Shut the fuck up.

00:48:20.300 Hey, respect the edit.

00:48:21.840 Hey, hey, respect the edit.

00:48:23.260 Yeah, thank you.

00:48:23.900 Thank you.

00:48:25.480 Play it.

00:48:26.100 Okay.

00:48:26.280 Play it.

00:48:26.720 Laney Obamok production.

00:48:29.240 Let's check it out.

00:48:30.000 Amazing.

00:48:30.780 A man from Union County thought his hunting days were over

00:48:33.900 after a tragic accident blinded him more than a decade.

00:48:39.480 Did he do that?

00:48:41.140 What?

00:48:41.860 What happened?

00:48:42.300 Oh, I think Tyler's not in here.

00:48:44.260 Tyler dropped.

00:48:45.520 Tyler dropped.

00:48:47.020 All right, read the mailbag, quick.

00:48:48.620 Oh, he's coming back.

00:48:49.060 Wait, Tyler's coming back.

00:48:52.080 You're fired, Tyler.

00:48:53.680 Wait, was it this way or this way?

00:48:55.900 Mark Vestibule.

00:48:58.600 Incredible.

00:48:59.300 No.

00:48:59.500 All right, fine.

00:49:00.240 But if he comes back, we're stopping you.

00:49:02.120 Oh, my God.

00:49:02.960 Which would you rather?

00:49:04.360 Die in complete agony in the worst way possible,

00:49:07.800 worst way you can possibly imagine,

00:49:09.220 or you die painlessly like Mr. Hands

00:49:11.420 and the footage goes super viral in 4K?

00:49:15.020 Wait, was it painless for Mr. Hands?

00:49:17.020 I think that might be the most painful way to die

00:49:18.800 is go after Mr. Hands.

00:49:19.140 Yeah, I feel like that couldn't be painless.

00:49:21.340 Wait, how did he die?

00:49:22.840 He got fucked by a horse.

00:49:24.640 He had his fucking colon.

00:49:26.380 Oh.

00:49:27.480 No way.

00:49:28.260 It's somehow painless, though?

00:49:30.320 Oh, but somehow it's painless.

00:49:31.320 I can't tell.

00:49:31.900 Yeah, I can't tell.

00:49:32.880 That's the hypothetical here.

00:49:34.060 So we're bending reality for this.

00:49:35.520 I get it.

00:49:35.880 Oh, so you always die.

00:49:37.720 Mark Vestibule is a sick fuck.

00:49:39.820 This took me like three times reading it to say,

00:49:41.640 what did he say?

00:49:42.780 I get it.

00:49:43.420 I get it.

00:49:44.040 So, yeah, no, that's actually a hard one.

00:49:45.540 The choices you die.

00:49:46.600 That'd be their memory.

00:49:47.560 That's how they're dead.

00:49:48.360 Wait, wait, wait.

00:49:49.660 One person.

00:49:50.960 So the choices.

00:49:51.920 It's ridiculous that I would care so much about my legacy

00:49:56.360 that I would rather die painfully,

00:49:59.600 but I honestly think I do.

00:50:00.820 I think I would.

00:50:01.760 I can't die and have everyone just go like,

00:50:04.300 oh, that's Clint Russell, the guy that got fucked up.

00:50:06.000 I'm sorry, but Mr. Hands lives in infamy,

00:50:09.020 and I would love to live in infamy.

00:50:10.680 Just fucking, just the rest of it.

00:50:13.680 I would say I'll take the Mr. Hands with pain.

00:50:16.620 I'll give that psychological damage and trauma cycle to my child.

00:50:21.740 Fuck it.

00:50:22.360 Dude, dude, I have no legacy at all.

00:50:24.480 I'll just let the horse fuck me to death.

00:50:26.540 Can you imagine if that's how Toad loses his virginity?

00:50:29.340 Just a horse.

00:50:31.160 God damn.

00:50:33.080 All right, dude, with how small Toad is, too.

00:50:35.160 You're the best.

00:50:36.120 Also, with how small Toad is, too,

00:50:38.640 the horse cock will be out of his mouth.

00:50:41.620 It's going in through his out.

00:50:42.560 That's a crazy clip to say.

00:50:44.720 And just be like, and you could see it.

00:50:46.220 Like, he could taste the horse cock.

00:50:48.040 Dude, it would look like you're deep-throating the horse.

00:50:50.700 Dude, the horse of rotisserie.

00:50:56.020 Somebody said blowjobs, given blowjobs is sodomy,

00:50:59.240 and I was like, if you think about it,

00:51:00.920 like the end of your butthole is the same tube as your mouth.

00:51:04.960 So it goes all the way up.

00:51:06.260 It's just, I mean.

00:51:06.880 It's one long hole.

00:51:08.240 One long hole.

00:51:08.940 What if you switch them?

00:51:09.980 Then it would be sodomy if it's on your mouth.

00:51:11.620 You have an anus on your mouth and lips on your ass.

00:51:13.480 Is there any connection from the vagina to the butthole?

00:51:18.220 Oh, yeah.

00:51:19.460 Good fucking question.

00:51:21.180 If you fuck hard enough, there's a connection.

00:51:23.380 Yeah, I was about to say, we can make one.

00:51:24.520 I feel like it's like your sinuses,

00:51:26.240 and you know how it gets back to your throat at some point?

00:51:28.440 Same idea.

00:51:29.080 Like, somehow.

00:51:29.420 Yeah, because I was trying to think,

00:51:30.900 is there any way that, like, does the uterus connect,

00:51:34.160 like, anywhere?

00:51:34.780 Every hole is actually connected if you fuck hard enough.

00:51:36.720 Yeah.

00:51:37.440 That's true.

00:51:39.020 That's true.

00:51:39.540 Let's clip it.

00:51:40.080 We're back, baby.

00:51:41.240 We're back.

00:51:42.520 Tyler is back, by the way, so we can play that edit, too.

00:51:44.960 It took 50 minutes, but we got the show on track.

00:51:47.600 It all connects.

00:51:48.840 All right, Laney edit.

00:51:49.740 Let's go, Tyler.

00:51:50.740 It's the marvel of human physiology.

00:51:51.740 Any hub of mouth production.

00:51:54.300 Let's check it out.

00:51:55.180 A man from Union County thought his hunting days were over

00:51:59.080 after a tragic accident blinded him more than a decade ago.

00:52:02.960 Thanks to technology and a good friend,

00:52:05.500 he got to do what he loves once again.

00:52:07.960 If you want to really see something that's sad,

00:52:10.840 take a look at what happened.

00:52:11.880 It's going to suck when I have to get sounded

00:52:40.980 or blown by a gay dude,

00:52:43.260 but it's going to happen, apparently.

00:52:46.760 Oh, no.

00:52:48.500 Holy shit.

00:52:49.280 Those are their wedding vows, actually.

00:52:50.940 Nigger fagging until we die.

00:52:58.260 I've seen them.

00:52:59.340 I've seen them say, like, yeah, fuck this nigger pussy.

00:53:03.020 I've seen it.

00:53:03.640 I just want to take a step back for a second.

00:53:06.200 He's like, you take our steps.

00:53:08.100 P. Diddy fucks kids, but he's not French.

00:53:10.460 No.

00:53:10.980 That's a funny clip.

00:53:17.320 He's screaming the power of Christ compels you

00:53:19.340 as he's getting buttfucked.

00:53:21.340 Getting a blowjob from a dude,

00:53:23.220 not only is it obviously going to feel way better,

00:53:25.600 but you come and shit when they mix together,

00:53:27.260 come and shit, and if there's a little bit of blood in it,

00:53:28.800 were we answering a mailbag question that whole time?

00:53:34.520 That part is so brutal.

00:53:37.720 How would it feel better?

00:53:38.920 Do people come from being sounded?

00:53:43.400 Yeah.

00:53:47.760 Oh, bro.

00:53:48.880 What the fuck?

00:53:50.140 Oh.

00:53:51.480 Dude.

00:53:52.340 I believe him.

00:53:54.400 I believe him.

00:53:55.220 Oh, my God.

00:54:00.380 Holy shit.

00:54:11.260 Loop in the third.

00:54:12.300 This is the action video.

00:54:23.760 Goddamn.

00:54:24.640 Dude, that was during...

00:54:25.460 That was like a racist,

00:54:28.260 the best racist movie that you could ever watch.

00:54:30.900 It's incredible.

00:54:31.780 That was amazing.

00:54:31.920 It was like watching Birth of a Nation.

00:54:34.720 I said it last week,

00:54:35.800 and I'm sad that only maybe a couple thousand people saw it,

00:54:39.400 but I said,

00:54:40.260 I would put our editor up against any editor for any big show,

00:54:45.300 even TV shit.

00:54:46.800 Hands down.

00:54:47.400 Put them up and be like, ours is better.

00:54:48.400 I want to be very clear.

00:54:49.680 Lainey ain't an editor.

00:54:51.140 That is a production.

00:54:52.460 You are producing a film,

00:54:55.020 because half of that's not even us.

00:54:56.700 It's just random fucking dope shit.

00:54:58.280 I'm surprised that a tranny would be able to produce anything,

00:55:01.480 but he's defying all the odds.

00:55:03.560 They just can't produce kids.

00:55:04.600 They can produce dope edits, though.

00:55:06.320 Lainey's edits have given us a sense of like,

00:55:08.760 this show is better than it is.

00:55:11.700 Oh, yeah.

00:55:11.940 Because it's really not...

00:55:12.700 It's just the edit that is so good.

00:55:13.660 We all got egotistical as soon as Lainey started to make us look cool.

00:55:16.280 Oh, yeah.

00:55:16.620 We all started to get a big dick walking around.

00:55:19.360 We got big dicks and everything.

00:55:20.560 Yeah, I went from I suck to I fuck.

00:55:23.540 Right.

00:55:24.280 That's not true.

00:55:25.700 But you just never fucked it, which is weird.

00:55:27.800 That edit's fucking crazy.

00:55:29.280 I mean, that was really, really special.

00:55:30.500 By the way, can you imagine being in Mexico in a nightclub?

00:55:33.100 Have you guys been to nightclubs in Mexico?

00:55:35.380 No.

00:55:36.160 I've never made a habit of it, actually.

00:55:38.100 What a thing to say.

00:55:39.240 You're showing your privilege right now.

00:55:42.180 You ever been to a rave in Paris?

00:55:45.720 I'm pretty sure Cole has only ever been to Alabama.

00:55:49.480 You've never seen the sunset in Moscow?

00:55:51.300 What?

00:55:51.380 Cole, what places have you been to?

00:55:55.340 Wait, let's guess how many.

00:55:57.140 I bet you've been to five states, right?

00:55:59.220 I bet you've been to three or four states, maybe three.

00:56:02.880 Only three?

00:56:03.900 Only three.

00:56:04.960 Oh, no.

00:56:05.260 Florida, Alabama.

00:56:06.900 I've never been outside of the country.

00:56:08.680 I will say I've never been outside of the country.

00:56:10.500 You've never left the country?

00:56:11.960 Never left the country.

00:56:12.840 No.

00:56:13.100 Like, never even got on a cruise or anything?

00:56:14.780 No.

00:56:15.300 Hey, it doesn't count for you, Jose.

00:56:16.540 You got deployed.

00:56:18.960 You were born in Mexico.

00:56:21.340 Even aside from that, I have been to other...

00:56:23.480 Yeah, you just went and saw the earth, just the shitty parts of it.

00:56:25.180 I've been to Canada when I lived in Maine, because it was right over there.

00:56:27.800 I've been to a bunch of different islands and cruise and stuff.

00:56:31.140 Cole, are you saying you've never eaten horse meat in Madrid?

00:56:34.820 It's wrong.

00:56:35.440 I never have.

00:56:36.840 No, but I have been so...

00:56:38.180 Fuck you, Toad.

00:56:38.540 That's so stupid.

00:56:40.000 I've done that.

00:56:42.600 Toad, nobody cares if you travel, though.

00:56:44.200 Club A is a whorehouse, and he just admitted to being a...

00:56:47.680 Yeah, he fucks up.

00:56:48.800 By the way, he just said eating horse meat in Spain, and we just got done talking about

00:56:53.060 him getting fucked by Mr. Hands and having the cock in his mouth.

00:56:56.880 Wait, Mr. Hands is the horse or the guy who got fucked by the horse?

00:57:00.400 Mr. Hands is the guy that got fucked by the horse.

00:57:01.660 Anyways, the fucking...

00:57:02.460 I was going to say, I had...

00:57:03.780 How many states have you been to?

00:57:05.620 I drove to California, so all the states along from Alabama...

00:57:08.860 It doesn't count when you just drive through.

00:57:11.120 What the fuck?

00:57:12.560 That definitely counts if you drive.

00:57:13.720 It's Louisiana, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona.

00:57:15.440 Okay, I'm sorry.

00:57:16.380 I've been to Texas.

00:57:17.460 I was in there for a day.

00:57:19.120 Literally a 24-hour day I was in Texas for like...

00:57:22.320 Doesn't count.

00:57:22.700 But the whole trip was in Texas, so it's like insane.

00:57:23.640 So do you count whenever you land in an airport?

00:57:26.680 No.

00:57:27.420 No.

00:57:27.860 Okay, look at the...

00:57:28.740 I mean...

00:57:29.020 It's like I had a layover in New York.

00:57:30.800 It's like, no, dude.

00:57:31.400 Wait, wait, so hold on.

00:57:32.540 I'd be in a lot of cool places if I counted that.

00:57:34.560 Because yeah, when I deployed, we'd stop at a bunch of random places.

00:57:37.760 Layovers definitely don't count.

00:57:39.540 That's no...

00:57:39.980 Wait, wait.

00:57:40.420 So what would you have to say you have to visit a state?

00:57:44.620 I think you've got to spend a night there.

00:57:47.100 No, not necessarily.

00:57:48.000 I would say you at least...

00:57:48.880 You have to go to like one place of no...

00:57:51.360 A night or a day, at least.

00:57:54.420 So if I stopped at a McDonald's in Dallas...

00:57:56.040 It could be one of those things where you got there in the morning for whatever reason.

00:57:59.480 A McDonald's in Dallas is how you're going to get to a state and spend the entire day there.

00:58:03.700 You have travel time.

00:58:04.700 See, I think a McDonald's in Dallas would count.

00:58:06.460 Because if you go to a McDonald's in Atlanta, let's say, you know right away what you're dealing with.

00:58:10.580 You've experienced Atlanta.

00:58:12.140 That doesn't count.

00:58:12.980 I mean, you've experienced...

00:58:13.460 Oh, actually, I agree with Toad.

00:58:16.300 I had an English or an Irish breakfast in Ireland when I stopped in one of my layovers when I was deploying way back when.

00:58:23.660 And it was like, yeah.

00:58:24.640 I guess to some extent, I'm like, oh, I tried somewhat their food.

00:58:27.460 It was weird shit.

00:58:28.320 And then I fucking left.

00:58:30.000 So I didn't experience the stuff.

00:58:31.080 I didn't go to Ireland.

00:58:32.080 You have to experience the culture.

00:58:33.060 That's what counts, I think.

00:58:33.500 Not states you've driven through, but states you've actually spent nights in.

00:58:36.340 How many?

00:58:37.700 Five, right?

00:58:39.340 Let's see.

00:58:40.260 I think I nailed it.

00:58:41.020 California, Georgia, Tennessee, Florida, Alabama counts, Mississippi, Louisiana.

00:58:49.660 So basically the entire South and California.

00:58:51.840 North Carolina, Virginia, Michigan.

00:58:54.940 He's talking about places he's been through.

00:58:57.120 No, all those I've stayed at.

00:58:59.860 I've stayed in those.

00:59:00.520 That's crazy.

00:59:01.160 Only 10, though.

00:59:02.020 That's wild.

00:59:02.880 I've been to more nations than you've been to states.

00:59:06.700 You poor motherfucker.

00:59:08.200 I'm trying to think of my – I'm trying to think of my – I've never gone north of – like, outside of Michigan, I went up there for a wedding.

00:59:14.700 He's like, never crossed the Mason-Dixon.

00:59:16.280 Not once.

00:59:16.680 I literally – I never gone north of Virginia.

00:59:19.760 Outside of Michigan, I went just – it was a straight shot, straight drive up to Michigan.

00:59:23.340 It's crazy that you're not like the loudest, proudest Republican.

00:59:27.360 I guess – I mean, I was when I was younger, I guess.

00:59:29.900 Anyways, the point I was trying to make is that I just – I wasn't fucking – certainly not bragging to go to a nightclub in Mexico.

00:59:37.100 I grew up in San Diego.

00:59:38.360 It was an hour away.

00:59:39.460 So –

00:59:40.060 Oh, we really derailed that.

00:59:41.480 That was crazy.

00:59:42.120 I forgot you.

00:59:42.760 I forgot you were talking.

00:59:43.720 I forgot you were stunned on us hoes.

00:59:46.100 Yeah.

00:59:46.340 If you get out of Tijuana, there's some decent clubs.

00:59:49.460 But the thing about Mexico, which is a very similar phenomenon in any non-first world nation, even though some people might consider Mexico first, I don't.

00:59:57.580 The clubs, they have a similar energy to them as American clubs, but there's no safety precautions whatsoever.

01:00:04.640 So there's like – there's no limits on how many people can be inside.

01:00:07.040 There's no limits on how many people can be on a deck.

01:00:09.100 So I'm just thinking to myself, like, how many times I was in mortal danger while in a nightclub in Mexico, like, standing – like, because from the Lainey edit,

01:00:18.360 those fucking ten people just dropped dead.

01:00:20.520 And I'm like, fuck, what a terrible way to go.

01:00:22.560 Because that's what it was.

01:00:23.680 I almost want to watch it again.

01:00:25.140 I mean, not on this episode.

01:00:26.040 Maybe I'll watch it again on my own time.

01:00:27.520 Yeah, me too.

01:00:27.640 But, like, the fucking – like, the one where it dropped in his ass, I was like – that threw me for a loop, and I missed the next, like, five seconds.

01:00:33.560 Yeah.

01:00:34.860 What the fuck?

01:00:35.580 Who was screaming?

01:00:36.480 Was one of us screaming or was it the video?

01:00:38.140 I was imagining it being a horse, so.

01:00:40.640 I think I might have screamed.

01:00:42.000 I don't know.

01:00:42.920 Yeah, that fucked me up a little bit.

01:00:44.620 I can't stop thinking about it.

01:00:46.180 Is it Mr. Hands or that way?

01:00:49.400 You fall off a building and have a fucking huge metal rock.

01:00:52.020 Oh, my God.

01:00:53.480 It's coming through his head.

01:00:54.960 Yo, it comes through his head.

01:00:56.240 It goes up his ass and out his head.

01:00:57.820 That is a Mr. Hands special.

01:00:58.900 And those aren't small.

01:00:59.420 That is one long hole.

01:01:01.900 That's a long hole.

01:01:02.400 That's not a small bollard either.

01:01:03.500 That's a big bollard.

01:01:05.020 Like, that's a fucking –

01:01:05.780 Tyler, do me a favor and pull up the video of the motorcycle accident that I showed.

01:01:09.780 This is how we know you're a civil engineer.

01:01:11.200 You know what the fuck a bollard is.

01:01:12.580 I don't know what that means.

01:01:14.840 I don't know what that means.

01:01:16.080 Those are bollards.

01:01:17.080 Oh, we're bollard, guys.

01:01:18.460 We're bollard.

01:01:19.600 He knows, like, what I said.

01:01:20.620 You knew the shit.

01:01:21.180 A knurling.

01:01:21.900 And you were like, that's not a real thing.

01:01:24.160 I'm like, fuck y'all.

01:01:25.060 Yes, it is a real thing.

01:01:26.620 A knurling.

01:01:28.020 Cole's just pretending that's what he does.

01:01:29.860 Just making shit up.

01:01:30.240 Check this out.

01:01:31.100 This is up there with that other one.

01:01:32.520 Watch this.

01:01:33.220 All right.

01:01:33.900 All right.

01:01:35.660 Where's the motorcyclist?

01:01:37.360 I don't know where he's at.

01:01:38.120 Oh, my God.

01:01:42.160 Oh, he's black.

01:01:42.920 Whatever.

01:01:43.260 Dude, he's just napping, dude.

01:01:44.740 Holy shit.

01:01:45.300 Where was this?

01:01:45.840 He was just tired.

01:01:46.740 Show him again.

01:01:47.980 I have no idea, bro.

01:01:49.560 But this is the fucking craziest way to go.

01:01:51.840 How did this happen?

01:01:52.660 How did that even happen?

01:01:53.660 He's so far, man.

01:01:54.760 So he literally shot straight.

01:01:56.380 I don't even understand.

01:01:58.500 No.

01:01:59.100 So what happened is the truck hit him.

01:02:00.720 The motorcycle flew that far away from where the truck is.

01:02:03.680 Yep.

01:02:04.480 And he got stuck in the grill of the truck.

01:02:06.320 He's stunting.

01:02:09.220 That's called stunting 101.

01:02:10.700 He's in the grill in his mouth.

01:02:13.860 He put the grill in his mouth.

01:02:16.140 It looks like he like something happened and like he flew off the bike, but like straight

01:02:20.300 forward.

01:02:20.780 Yeah.

01:02:20.940 That's what it looks like.

01:02:22.060 It looks like a Louis Tunes edit.

01:02:24.040 Do you think that mechanics would like to die that way so they could just be staring

01:02:27.140 at an engine?

01:02:28.200 Clint, for some reason, for some reason, that video right there, $10.

01:02:33.660 This is a $5.

01:02:35.420 This is $5, $2 tiers.

01:02:38.040 YouTube chat has a lower IQ, but Rumble chat has more brokies facts.

01:02:42.040 I don't know what brokies means.

01:02:43.340 You guys pay us, so that's cool.

01:02:45.160 That video right there, the cartoonish way he died, it made me almost feel like, all right,

01:02:50.580 maybe a bullet could have grazed Trump's ear.

01:02:52.300 I don't want to go back to that.

01:02:53.680 Thank you.

01:02:54.880 Maybe shit is more clownish than that.

01:02:56.420 Weird shit happens sometimes.

01:02:57.380 I know.

01:02:57.660 It's not always biblical prophecy.

01:02:59.440 Sometimes a nigga just runs into a fucking semi on his motorcycle.

01:03:02.280 Not everything is orchestrated.

01:03:03.980 Some people trip on a rock and literally just fall on a bollard and get impaled up the

01:03:08.280 ass.

01:03:08.300 I don't know what that word is.

01:03:10.040 Is it fucked up of me?

01:03:12.000 When I saw there was someone in the front of the truck, I was like, ah.

01:03:16.340 And then there was always a black guy.

01:03:17.520 And literally, I think everyone felt it go, all right, now we're even.

01:03:22.820 See, for me, it's never that it's a black guy.

01:03:25.200 It's just that it's obviously not an American issue.

01:03:28.820 So I just immediately, I just miss it.

01:03:29.720 It looked like third world shit.

01:03:31.020 So it wasn't that it was a black dude.

01:03:32.220 It was like, it was one of those black dudes.

01:03:33.600 It could have been a Thai guy.

01:03:34.420 But at the same time, I have the same reaction.

01:03:36.700 I go, who cares?

01:03:37.800 Not going to lie.

01:03:38.200 You know what it looks like?

01:03:39.260 It looks like the black guy might have been American and he's driving on the right side

01:03:43.180 of the road and they're driving on the wrong side of the road because they're there in

01:03:46.340 some fucked up country.

01:03:48.460 It's funny you talk about this.

01:03:50.500 Have y'all ever had a moment where you actually saw somebody in the wrong side of the road?

01:03:55.980 Not like a one-way street where that happens.

01:03:57.740 You can kind of get lost in a one.

01:03:58.940 You can kind of just turn down.

01:04:00.040 Oh, whoops.

01:04:00.880 But on an actual belt line, like a fucking four-lane road, somebody is in the wrong side.

01:04:08.740 I haven't seen it on the highway.

01:04:10.360 I've seen it on the highway.

01:04:10.620 I had someone right in front of me as I was getting off the freeway, turned left to get

01:04:15.020 on the freeway on the off-ramp.

01:04:16.700 And I was like, have a good one.

01:04:19.400 This was fun.

01:04:20.100 Good luck.

01:04:20.840 Yo, my first girlfriend, her mother, when her mother was coming over to meet my parents

01:04:26.580 and it was like the first time meeting, it was a big deal or whatever.

01:04:29.860 She drove up my street the wrong way.

01:04:32.200 It's a very busy street bus.

01:04:34.220 She drove up the wrong way and parked on the sidewalk.

01:04:36.420 That was like a big...

01:04:37.220 And my parents were looking at me like, who the fuck did you bring here?

01:04:40.060 And I'm like, I don't know what's going on.

01:04:42.400 Dude, I didn't return.

01:04:43.200 We're done.

01:04:43.960 Sorry.

01:04:44.240 So literally, it was just this last week, me and Elizabeth were driving to my grandparents'

01:04:49.200 house.

01:04:49.920 And we get up to a stoplight.

01:04:52.240 And right across from me, it's a two and a three.

01:04:57.540 So on one side of the road, it's two-lane.

01:04:59.040 On this side, it's three-lane with a divider.

01:05:00.840 There's a median in the middle.

01:05:02.280 And right across from me was somebody facing me.

01:05:05.200 And I was like, what?

01:05:06.500 I looked at a point.

01:05:07.580 I was like, do you see this?

01:05:09.260 Just the first.

01:05:09.800 And just stopped there.

01:05:11.680 They were stopping at a stoplight.

01:05:12.840 And I guess they just got confused.

01:05:14.380 And everybody just kind of went around them.

01:05:16.540 And I was looking at my mirror.

01:05:17.440 And they just turned left.

01:05:19.660 They just turned onto it.

01:05:20.880 I was like, this is wild.

01:05:24.140 I can't believe no one just fucking...

01:05:26.960 Probably the craziest thing that ever I almost was involved in was I was driving and I saw...

01:05:33.680 I don't know who was responsible ultimately because I was just driving in my lane.

01:05:37.380 But a fucking van got hit from the side and flipped.

01:05:42.380 And I drove past as the van was going like this.

01:05:46.060 It was so crazy.

01:05:48.660 I was just like, oh, I'm watching people die in a blender.

01:05:51.640 Is it not the...

01:05:52.380 Maybe they didn't.

01:05:53.020 Our car crashes in person, not like the craziest sounding thing ever.

01:05:58.240 Like the sound of that metal crunching and like the impact of like real big...

01:06:04.340 Like the one where they flip is insane.

01:06:06.300 It's weird because the experience of driving is such a peaceful one, generally speaking.

01:06:12.300 It's like you're safe.

01:06:14.000 You're at perfect temperature.

01:06:15.480 You got music playing.

01:06:16.280 Everything's like vibing.

01:06:17.420 You feel totally safe.

01:06:18.740 And then all of a sudden a whole family of five just dies right in front of you.

01:06:23.060 And you're like, holy fucking shit.

01:06:24.640 This is a dangerous thing.

01:06:25.860 We do this every day?

01:06:27.460 Or like...

01:06:28.100 For thousands of years, the fastest a person could go was like 20 miles per hour on a horse.

01:06:33.760 And then we were like, all right, we built these metal coffins that go 100 miles per hour.

01:06:39.620 And we just zip on these things.

01:06:40.660 The worst car in the world that goes 100 miles per hour these days.

01:06:43.880 It's fucking nuts.

01:06:45.240 And we just drive them every day.

01:06:46.860 Just no thought of that.

01:06:48.400 These are technically like...

01:06:50.200 These would be used as weapons of war if we gave this to like a person in like the 18th...

01:06:56.060 Like the 17th century.

01:06:57.660 I wish we had a guy that could do impressions because I would love to just go down like different ethnicities

01:07:01.700 and say like, what would he scream out right before he got hit by the semi on his motorcycle?

01:07:06.240 I mean, we do use them as weapons of war.

01:07:07.820 In fucking Desert Storm, they literally like went through with like their bulldozer things fast as fuck

01:07:12.560 and like literally fucking closed them on the fucking Iraqis.

01:07:16.220 What?

01:07:16.700 Oh my god.

01:07:17.840 Just remove.

01:07:19.740 I saw another one.

01:07:21.120 I saw a guy have a seizure mid drive and then like he went off into a median and then he hit a tractor trailer going in the opposite direction.

01:07:32.340 Like he didn't hit it head on.

01:07:33.720 He hit it on the side.

01:07:35.340 And then he like flew off.

01:07:37.380 And then like I was literally right there.

01:07:38.980 I actually got out and like had to help.

01:07:41.240 I was the first guy like actually on the scene.

01:07:43.600 You guys are giving me PTSD because like when I was in New York, what I did for a living was drive.

01:07:48.760 I just drove, you remember like the whole thing with me and Reed.

01:07:51.860 I've seen so many accidents that I don't even like think about it anymore.

01:07:56.120 I get a specific really cool view into everyone's car to see what they're doing and no one's paying attention.

01:08:02.620 Wait, so by the way, so our former co-host, I almost saw him die.

01:08:07.580 Oh yeah.

01:08:08.500 Yeah, Reed, yeah.

01:08:09.800 Wait, so how much can you see from like a semi like when you're looking at you can see like everything that's going on?

01:08:14.680 I can see like the top of your head here and like your lap.

01:08:17.020 And it depends on the angle too, how far you are from me, but I'm above you.

01:08:20.600 I've got to stop jerking off when I'm driving.

01:08:21.760 He's the guy you're going to watch for when you're pissing in a cup in the car, Tim.

01:08:26.300 Yeah, we can see all that.

01:08:27.760 Everybody's taxing and shit.

01:08:29.120 Oh, did you see a lot of roadhead?

01:08:31.520 I've always wondered if semi drivers just see tons of roadhead.

01:08:34.260 I didn't see that much.

01:08:35.180 I maybe have seen it once.

01:08:36.760 I've seen people fucking in windows driving on like the belt of the BQE and then you see like the apartments.

01:08:42.260 I've seen that a couple of times.

01:08:43.380 The only time I get head is roadhead.

01:08:45.420 You could actually see the blowjobs happening.

01:08:47.360 You would, yeah.

01:08:48.420 Yeah, you'd be able to, but I was too busy texting.

01:08:52.440 The only time I get blowjobs is usually on the road.

01:08:55.940 That's usually like for some reason.

01:08:57.640 I wanted to ask that question.

01:08:59.100 So when you were at my house, you said she gave you roadhead and you were like, oh, it was good because I hadn't came in a long time.

01:09:04.360 How did that finish?

01:09:05.960 Wait.

01:09:06.480 Wait, when?

01:09:06.900 When you were at my house, you said you guys went off.

01:09:10.340 Did she finish you off?

01:09:11.460 No.

01:09:12.100 That couldn't have happened.

01:09:12.700 So she just sucked your dick and that was it?

01:09:14.920 Wait, what are you talking about?

01:09:16.560 Cole was like, it was awesome.

01:09:17.540 I understand I was at your house.

01:09:19.180 Did I say that it happened while we were at your house?

01:09:21.500 He said something like, again, because now he's probably lying to me.

01:09:24.620 They fucked in my daughter's bed.

01:09:26.240 He said something like, oh, Liz looked at me and said, oh, it's been a while, huh?

01:09:30.120 And he said, yeah.

01:09:30.680 And she said, let's go for a ride.

01:09:31.880 So you took your son, you put him, he was sleeping in the back or something, and then she went and you said she gave me head somewhere.

01:09:39.420 No, that did not happen.

01:09:41.540 I didn't say that.

01:09:42.520 You're fucking lying.

01:09:43.440 You're lying.

01:09:44.480 No, no, you're lying.

01:09:45.480 You made it up.

01:09:45.920 Endless shrimping.

01:09:47.020 Endless shrimping on that episode.

01:09:48.360 I just re-listened to it.

01:09:49.360 That's what you said.

01:09:51.160 I remember him saying this.

01:09:52.640 I just lied here.

01:09:54.080 No, no, no.

01:09:54.580 Maybe it was that it was in the morning.

01:09:57.300 It was in the morning and we were just in the room.

01:09:59.780 You're forgetting your own lies.

01:10:00.920 I was so fucked up when I asked to take your keys and get my big socks.

01:10:05.760 No, no, no, because this is the thing.

01:10:08.500 We never drove anywhere.

01:10:13.700 It was like just in the room and we were just like, oh, and then like, I think she did like blow me for like two seconds.

01:10:20.120 Cole is the type of nigga to grab his car keys and be like, let's go get rid of him.

01:10:22.680 We did not leave.

01:10:24.080 He said specifically in the car.

01:10:26.420 That's what he said.

01:10:27.100 No, I was saying that was a different.

01:10:29.140 That was whenever he was born or not when he was born, but like whenever we were leaving Florida from Duke's house, whenever we at the Florida LP convention.

01:10:37.740 After he was conceived, yeah.

01:10:38.920 And it was he would.

01:10:39.920 Elizabeth thinks he was conceived then.

01:10:41.180 I don't think so.

01:10:41.760 And Duke might be the father in that case.

01:10:43.620 But like that she gave me a road head then.

01:10:45.060 But like, yeah, he does listen to all.

01:10:47.620 Yeah.

01:10:48.340 Yeah.

01:10:48.640 I go back.

01:10:49.660 I re-listen.

01:10:50.600 So that way we can make the show better.

01:10:52.140 I can't possibly.

01:10:53.320 I don't know how you can listen to that.

01:10:54.720 I didn't.

01:10:55.060 I never said that we at your house.

01:10:58.120 When do you have left to go anywhere?

01:11:00.160 You're getting awfully squirrely, dude.

01:11:02.000 I'm just asking a question.

01:11:03.280 What did you do in that car, dude?

01:11:04.920 I'm asking a question.

01:11:06.320 Here's what I'm saying is like, did you get so it's like if you if you do get hit in the car.

01:11:10.580 You drove drunk and you got road head.

01:11:11.400 It's OK.

01:11:11.920 You can tell.

01:11:12.160 Yeah.

01:11:12.260 But then if you don't come, then what's the point of getting road head unless you do come?

01:11:15.840 Why would you make this statement of like, oh, it's great.

01:11:18.180 It's been so long.

01:11:18.900 I don't think I've ever came from road head.

01:11:20.720 That's crazy.

01:11:21.580 Yeah.

01:11:21.760 You're just driving and you're just like.

01:11:23.320 Yeah.

01:11:23.680 I've never done that.

01:11:24.660 No way.

01:11:25.080 I mean, it's fun.

01:11:25.720 Like it's like foreplay.

01:11:26.640 Like we're going back home and fucking.

01:11:27.800 Right.

01:11:28.040 Like it's one of those.

01:11:29.800 Usually.

01:11:30.040 Yeah, but they didn't.

01:11:30.940 If you do.

01:11:31.360 No, no, no.

01:11:31.700 Usually if I got road head, it would be it would be like stop.

01:11:36.000 Let's stop off on the side of the road.

01:11:38.240 Fuck it out.

01:11:38.740 And then we'll get it back on the way.

01:11:40.660 Elizabeth is dealing with my son who is crying.

01:11:42.940 If you can't hear him.

01:11:43.800 Yeah, I've heard him a few times.

01:11:44.700 Yeah.

01:11:44.880 She's probably pissed.

01:11:45.600 You have a mute button, by the way, when you're not talking.

01:11:47.980 Just to let you know.

01:11:50.100 No, I don't give a fuck if you hear my crying, baby.

01:11:52.340 I don't care.

01:11:52.700 What's the next mailbag?

01:11:53.820 Yeah, let's do a mailbag.

01:11:55.180 Next mailbag.

01:11:56.140 We got Tyler, not the Tyler.

01:11:59.860 So not our producer.

01:12:00.900 You wake up, your balls are stapled to a burning stump, and the only thing with it reaches

01:12:07.240 is a rusty spoon.

01:12:08.900 What do you do?

01:12:10.680 Well, it's burning.

01:12:11.640 You have to give yourself tetanus.

01:12:14.140 You take the other side of the rusty spoon, and you pry the staples off your nuts, and you

01:12:20.000 get out of there.

01:12:20.740 You're fucked either way.

01:12:21.840 Like, it's a burning stump.

01:12:23.180 Like, it's already gotten to the fires that bad.

01:12:25.320 Your nuts are gone.

01:12:26.560 Either way.

01:12:27.080 Like, no.

01:12:28.760 So, oh, either way, so you're just going to let it keep burning?

01:12:30.960 It's a burning stump, plus it's, like, it's stapled through your nuts.

01:12:34.400 Like, you legit just have to cut your balls off.

01:12:36.700 You can't even.

01:12:37.320 So you're going to use the rusty spoon to cut your balls off right there?

01:12:39.900 I'm not doing that.

01:12:41.240 You don't think you can, like, push off and you have to use a spoon to do it?

01:12:46.080 I'm going to rip my balls right off that thing.

01:12:47.980 This is your job.

01:12:48.300 Yeah, it's the only device you have.

01:12:50.220 The spoon would be, like, the tool that you would need because your balls would be melted

01:12:54.160 but still on you, and you'd have to get out of there.

01:12:56.620 It's, like, either I lose my balls or I get out of here.

01:12:59.300 Or I lose my dick and my balls.

01:12:59.760 Wait, wait.

01:13:00.080 Are your balls unsalvageable?

01:13:01.280 Think about when you're making a fire.

01:13:02.820 It's a stump.

01:13:03.700 Like, to get to the point where the stump's actually on fire, you've made quite a fire.

01:13:06.920 It's very hot.

01:13:07.940 It's, like, that's really fucking hot.

01:13:10.000 Like, when the center of the stump's on fire, even standing next to it burns your face.

01:13:15.020 Yeah.

01:13:15.380 You're fucked.

01:13:15.720 Your nuts are gone, dude.

01:13:16.760 Your nuts are gone.

01:13:17.980 You're literally just going to step away in a second because your nuts are gone.

01:13:20.560 Your dick, your legs, everything's gone.

01:13:22.620 So you can't save your balls.

01:13:23.720 The spoon's useless.

01:13:24.980 Why the fuck would you give yourself tetanus on top of it?

01:13:27.540 And just rip your balls off the thing.

01:13:29.260 Your balls are already gone anyway.

01:13:30.820 Now you just have to get yourself some fake tits and let your homies smash you.

01:13:34.380 I mean, that's all.

01:13:35.120 That's about all you got left.

01:13:36.140 And you can start commenting on top lobster tweets.

01:13:38.980 There you go.

01:13:39.660 You know what?

01:13:40.220 I would sympathize with the Blair Whites of the world if that was their story.

01:13:44.060 Like, I lost my nuts.

01:13:44.700 All these guys just kept getting their nuts dropped by a burning stump.

01:13:48.980 Clint, this guy had the nerve to fucking tell me that I had, what did they say?

01:13:55.480 Something wrong with my...

01:13:57.100 Like, that would really slap if we were retarded.

01:14:01.160 Like, something like that.

01:14:01.920 Yeah.

01:14:01.940 And I was like, you're calling me retarded.

01:14:04.260 But on the first one, he said something like, whatever.

01:14:07.800 This is fake.

01:14:09.040 What did...

01:14:09.360 I forgot exactly what he said.

01:14:10.780 But it's like, oh, you've got to be like mentally deficient to think this way.

01:14:15.440 And I was like, you fucking have tits.

01:14:18.540 You put fake tits on you.

01:14:20.060 You parade it right.

01:14:20.740 And you're going to call me mentally deficient?

01:14:23.280 It's wild.

01:14:23.640 I said some mean shit, and they put me in other messages.

01:14:27.000 Or other replies.

01:14:27.620 Literally, I'm going option C.

01:14:30.040 You're both retarded.

01:14:31.280 Yeah.

01:14:32.100 Okay.

01:14:33.220 Just different types of retarded.

01:14:35.340 But also, he does technically take his dick and balls.

01:14:38.180 I didn't agree with his point.

01:14:39.500 But it was more like, bitch, you're retarded.

01:14:42.000 Like, what are you talking about?

01:14:43.360 He takes his dick and balls and tucks them in between his legs so that he can do...

01:14:47.920 And he paid tens, if not hundreds of thousands of dollars for all of this, if you think about

01:14:52.540 it.

01:14:52.640 All the plastic surgery, everything.

01:14:54.400 You think it's cost that much?

01:14:55.400 Do you think Blair would rather be called bitch than he?

01:15:00.280 Ooh.

01:15:07.200 I'm looking for the original post, because it was like kind of...

01:15:10.340 It was uncalled for.

01:15:11.820 All I said was like, I think...

01:15:12.940 It said, this post slaps if you're retarded.

01:15:14.720 This one here, yeah.

01:15:15.640 I said, I think this guy may have done this.

01:15:17.840 No, but she quote tweeted me.

01:15:19.980 And it was like a whole thing.

01:15:21.040 It wasn't...

01:15:22.120 They also quote tweeted this tweet and went after me.

01:15:25.740 I was like, why are you so mad about it?

01:15:27.240 Like, I'm just like saying...

01:15:28.340 You think the photo is fake, right?

01:15:31.440 I think...

01:15:31.880 What photo?

01:15:32.760 You think the photo...

01:15:33.140 This photo?

01:15:33.680 Oh, I think...

01:15:34.220 The one with the bullet.

01:15:35.240 Can we at least...

01:15:36.600 We're back on this shit again.

01:15:38.140 Real quick, on that, I say whether or not that's fake, that has nothing to do with

01:15:42.560 anything else.

01:15:42.980 Because that could just be media bullshit.

01:15:44.400 And I'm honestly leaning towards that is fake.

01:15:47.080 That seems like someone was like, you know, it'd be cool if you could see the bullet was

01:15:49.780 in there.

01:15:50.020 And they're like, I bet you they'll believe that bullshit.

01:15:52.600 It's just the fact that it's up there is just kind of like, really, dude?

01:15:55.320 It's like...

01:15:55.740 I mean, I don't know.

01:15:56.460 I think with modern cameras, because their shutter speed's so rapid, it is possible.

01:16:00.960 But I don't know if it's real.

01:16:02.980 But I just...

01:16:03.640 I assume that's what set Top on this mission to disprove the assassination attempt, was

01:16:08.220 he saw that photo, just like Owen did, and was like, this seems fake, so I'm going to

01:16:12.400 assume everything's fake.

01:16:12.980 My first thought was...

01:16:14.980 One of my first thoughts is like, did he fake this?

01:16:17.000 And that's why I was immediately looking at things, waiting for more information to

01:16:20.320 come out to see which way it hinted.

01:16:21.780 But that was...

01:16:22.340 Because my first thought was, who benefits most?

01:16:24.440 And that was...

01:16:24.860 So I was like, I got to rule that out first.

01:16:26.820 But then there was too many things that I was like, I don't know.

01:16:28.940 This would be too fucking hard to do.

01:16:29.900 Hey, I'll say this.

01:16:30.500 Had no one else been hit by bullets, I would definitely be questioning a lot.

01:16:34.200 But you see these dudes just dropping dead behind them.

01:16:36.720 I'm like, alright, yeah, they're firing real rounds.

01:16:38.520 This is definitely fucking legitimate in that way.

01:16:40.480 Have you thought about this?

01:16:41.740 That maybe their heads just do that?

01:16:46.180 The CIA can do that.

01:16:48.820 You know how those Italian people are.

01:16:50.760 They just hit that unlucky dude with a sound wave, and he's just like...

01:16:53.280 It's called the Mind Blower.

01:16:55.420 Weaponized remote viewing.

01:16:56.540 That's what it is.

01:16:57.120 Okay, wait.

01:16:58.720 This is what I wanted to say.

01:17:00.800 The fucking quote tweet was like ridiculous.

01:17:04.640 I think they deleted it.

01:17:06.620 Because it wasn't just like, oh, this slaps if you're retarded.

01:17:09.780 She also quote tweeted me.

01:17:10.900 I was like, why are you so mad about this?

01:17:12.720 Like, why are you guys so emotional about it?

01:17:14.240 Like, they showed you something, and then you get like...

01:17:17.000 Maybe she is a woman.

01:17:18.340 I've already had multiple people get mad at me that like even talking about it.

01:17:23.100 Because I said something about the Sandy Hook.

01:17:24.480 Because a lot of people were like talking about what that fucking one grifter, the black dude,

01:17:28.440 was talking about fucking doing an action or like a lawsuit or whatever.

01:17:32.140 Yeah, yeah.

01:17:32.800 Yeah, and it was like, this is fucking retarded.

01:17:35.020 Like...

01:17:35.460 And now I'm going to touch that rail.

01:17:36.920 And immediately I had people that were like replying thinking I was some lefty.

01:17:40.140 And I'm like, no, I'm just not retarded.

01:17:41.340 Well, obviously you should be able to question it.

01:17:43.400 I mean, if we're going to defend Alex Jones, we have to defend Top.

01:17:47.380 Unfortunately.

01:17:48.340 Yeah.

01:17:50.140 Let's do a mailbag.

01:17:51.480 All right.

01:17:51.960 And Cap Trucker, Nefaris Bread.

01:17:55.820 Would you rather hook up with a Down Syndrome girl who gives overly aggressive hand jobs

01:18:00.380 or a handsome gay dude who makes you steak and eggs for breakfast?

01:18:05.200 Overly aggressive for a Down Syndrome person might rip your penis off.

01:18:09.320 Yeah.

01:18:09.580 Rip it right off.

01:18:10.620 Right off.

01:18:11.480 These are both decent options, though.

01:18:13.180 Like, Down Syndrome girl, not bad.

01:18:15.080 And then...

01:18:15.420 Hook up with this, by the way, by the way.

01:18:17.440 Gay dude cooking for you.

01:18:18.720 That's not bad either.

01:18:19.380 You know...

01:18:19.780 Would you call...

01:18:20.480 Would you call Blair White handsome?

01:18:22.660 Yeah.

01:18:24.200 Sure.

01:18:24.880 Yeah.

01:18:25.220 So this is just one smash is what it is.

01:18:27.660 Just one smash.

01:18:28.700 I guess it is like a hook up and...

01:18:30.520 It's a hook up.

01:18:30.640 But like the Down Syndrome, you don't get to fuck.

01:18:32.280 She just gives you a hand job.

01:18:34.060 And it's overly aggressive.

01:18:35.060 So it's like...

01:18:35.380 It doesn't say that.

01:18:35.860 I think you fuck her.

01:18:36.140 I think you have to get a hand job.

01:18:37.740 Like one uncomfortable hand job and move on with life?

01:18:39.980 I think with Blair, you have to call Blair either a handsome woman or a beautiful man.

01:18:46.740 Nailed it.

01:18:47.500 I think you nailed it.

01:18:48.420 That's actually very respectful.

01:18:50.160 Yeah.

01:18:50.440 Front to nature.

01:18:51.020 I'd do that.

01:18:51.780 And I would...

01:18:52.300 Or a pretty boy.

01:18:53.060 Front to nature.

01:18:53.860 I got no problem with Blair White.

01:18:55.220 You could tell him that, her that.

01:18:57.060 I actually would call them a her because presents as a her.

01:19:01.360 Pretty convincing.

01:19:02.220 I've never been in person.

01:19:04.640 But I mean, good job, right?

01:19:06.100 I don't have a problem with Blair White.

01:19:07.320 Probably less convincing.

01:19:08.680 The problem I have is his penis.

01:19:10.160 Look at Dylan's chat.

01:19:12.180 What?

01:19:12.920 Guy says I've dated five Down Syndrome women that are extremely generous lovers.

01:19:18.100 They're very gentle, actually.

01:19:20.640 Wait.

01:19:20.920 Is that a pleasure moan or just one of your regular moans?

01:19:26.460 Like, did I just fuck you?

01:19:28.060 Did I fuck you more time?

01:19:29.440 I totally came, honey.

01:19:32.360 Don't you worry.

01:19:33.500 No, no, no.

01:19:34.080 I bet you know when they come.

01:19:35.320 They have to be like...

01:19:37.320 We're fluctuating.

01:19:42.840 It's crazy how this show fluctuates wildly from, like, conspiracy politics to, like,

01:19:49.760 the most offensive thing you could say.

01:19:51.880 You're talking about what a fucking Down Syndrome girl sounds like when she comes.

01:19:56.000 In the next sentence from...

01:19:57.360 All right, let's go around the panel and do our best impersonation of a Down Syndrome

01:20:00.480 person orgasming.

01:20:03.420 I'll go.

01:20:05.320 All right, let me go.

01:20:06.960 Let me go next.

01:20:07.540 Ready?

01:20:07.840 Here we go.

01:20:09.940 Whatever that sounds like.

01:20:12.280 There's no audio.

01:20:13.460 I can't do fucking impressions.

01:20:16.720 No, he muted himself.

01:20:19.320 Goddammit.

01:20:19.760 You retard.

01:20:20.380 No, I think my mic got...

01:20:22.220 That was probably gold, too.

01:20:24.140 Yeah, I was really handed out, dude.

01:20:25.460 I feel like if anyone could do it well, it's gold.

01:20:28.860 Just what I do, boys.

01:20:30.180 Would that make you, like, come harder, the retard sounds, or would it, like, distract you?

01:20:34.160 Oh, my God.

01:20:34.500 Yeah.

01:20:35.320 I'm so fucking hard.

01:20:38.680 Like, you already...

01:20:40.020 Because you know it's just an accentuated version of a normal girl orgasm, but more,

01:20:43.180 like, moany and...

01:20:44.000 Is it true that downspeople can't get pregnant, so you can just raw dog them constantly?

01:20:48.280 Yeah, you're good.

01:20:48.940 I think it's almost...

01:20:49.760 They're like ligers.

01:20:51.060 It's almost entirely true, but...

01:20:54.100 They're like ligers.

01:20:58.600 They're cute and useless.

01:21:02.220 Slow ligers.

01:21:02.780 You know that meme of the guy, like, hitting the button that says nut?

01:21:06.020 That would be me, like...

01:21:07.180 Down syndrome girl moans.

01:21:08.040 Don't you guys have that thing, too, where, like, when you're fucking...

01:21:10.180 That's a dope meme, actually.

01:21:11.120 And the chick starts to make the coming noises or sounds, and you just tell they're about

01:21:15.740 to come, and then immediately, like, that becomes hot for you, and that makes you almost

01:21:19.720 have to come, and you're like, fuck.

01:21:22.020 And that's when you're at this, like, battle of wits of, like, last so she can come.

01:21:27.320 I have to say this, though.

01:21:28.700 I just got a text message from a buddy of mine.

01:21:30.560 He said, literally, tune into Cole's podcast for the first time in years, and hit him on

01:21:35.580 for five seconds.

01:21:36.680 They're impersonating a Down syndrome person orgasming.

01:21:39.720 I swear to God, I just got that text message.

01:21:41.780 Send it to his parents.

01:21:44.740 So, you know they're going to go way harder with theirs, so it'll have that same effect.

01:21:48.240 It might be a little bit disconcerting with, like, the... part, you know, but, like...

01:21:52.940 I don't know.

01:21:53.540 I think it'd really do it.

01:21:54.420 You'd be like, oh, my God.

01:21:55.640 The sound, and then the face, because they already have, like, those weird eyes.

01:21:59.740 Yeah.

01:22:00.140 And their eyes are going to get, like, so much...

01:22:02.640 That's the thing you can tell if you're faking it or not, Susan.

01:22:04.860 That's the Dude Down syndrome.

01:22:05.580 I don't think they have the mental awareness to fake anything.

01:22:09.260 Oh, yeah!

01:22:09.880 Here we go!

01:22:10.720 Bye!

01:22:14.600 It must be having gay sex with a Downs dude.

01:22:19.300 Like, have we ever spoken about that?

01:22:20.580 Like, would you let a Gay Downs dude...

01:22:23.260 That should be a mailbag question.

01:22:24.740 Is it a Dude Downs or a Chick Downs?

01:22:27.120 Because I'm going Dude Downs all day.

01:22:28.900 Wait, the fuck?

01:22:29.300 You know.

01:22:29.960 He's, like, he's about it.

01:22:31.200 What?

01:22:31.960 Right, he's like...

01:22:37.460 He's gay.

01:22:38.060 He's missing chromosomes, so they're technically not people.

01:22:40.180 He's obviously gay.

01:22:41.580 Are we saying that he's not a human being anymore because they have Downs?

01:22:45.100 Yes.

01:22:45.380 He's basically an animal at this point.

01:22:47.120 Isn't it genetic code that makes you human?

01:22:48.980 They're literally missing, like, a big-ass chromosome.

01:22:51.740 No, they have an extra one.

01:22:53.420 They're extra human.

01:22:54.520 You know that the Downs guy...

01:22:55.780 Super human.

01:22:57.200 The Downs guy, like, really loves you.

01:22:59.480 Like, he really loves you.

01:23:00.740 If he's going to be having sex with you, that's going to be, like, a wholesome...

01:23:04.040 It's like a whole experience.

01:23:05.500 It's not just, like...

01:23:05.980 If you get Downs Syndrome, dude, would rather you blow his ass out,

01:23:09.000 or would he rather watch John Cena win the belt back?

01:23:13.360 I think he'd rather John Cena blow his ass out.

01:23:15.760 Well, that's obviously true.

01:23:17.120 No, for real, he would rather John Cena, and, like, unironically, he'd be like,

01:23:21.180 but John Cena.

01:23:22.180 And it would be like...

01:23:22.800 Exactly.

01:23:24.000 Yeah, 100%.

01:23:24.800 He'd be like, you're cute, but, like, John Cena, bro.

01:23:26.980 Like, come on.

01:23:27.980 All right, other than just being funny,

01:23:29.340 I don't even understand the angle of how you pick a Downs Syndrome dude over a Downs Syndrome 2.

01:23:32.340 Me neither.

01:23:33.280 You're just...

01:23:33.580 No, I don't get it.

01:23:34.240 Like, I just want to be gay.

01:23:36.820 Okay, so that's all it was.

01:23:38.040 I just think it'd be funny to be gay.

01:23:39.780 Well, I would rather just hang out with a dude.

01:23:41.680 If I'm going to be forced to fuck a Down Syndrome person,

01:23:44.420 I would rather, like, be around someone who I'd like to be around.

01:23:46.560 I don't want to be around some dumb chick.

01:23:47.400 Yeah, do you think the Downs Syndrome chicks are bitches,

01:23:49.380 and the dudes are cool?

01:23:51.000 Well, let's ask because there's all those videos of those Downs Syndrome girls, like,

01:23:55.020 that are trying to be traps.

01:23:56.160 Like, they're basically, like, you know...

01:23:57.400 They're not fun.

01:23:58.720 They're not fun to be around.

01:23:59.820 I feel like the Downs Syndrome dudes are, though.

01:24:02.020 Yeah, they are.

01:24:02.580 Oh, yeah.

01:24:03.520 And there's a Downs Syndrome dude that is, like, ripped.

01:24:06.760 He's fucking jacked.

01:24:08.160 I would love to go hang out and, like, go to the gym.

01:24:10.520 You know what would suck?

01:24:11.320 Look, because I've already chosen the Downs Syndrome dude,

01:24:14.200 like, I just imagine myself blowing this fucking dart.

01:24:17.720 That shit sucks.

01:24:19.160 I don't like that.

01:24:19.780 I don't like that visual.

01:24:20.540 Where are we at?

01:24:21.400 Does it?

01:24:22.780 But, Clint, he's making you steak and eggs.

01:24:24.380 I don't like that visual one bit.

01:24:26.620 That sucks.

01:24:27.160 Steak and eggs by a Downs Syndrome dude would be terrible.

01:24:30.660 Think about the...

01:24:31.440 No, no.

01:24:32.060 It might be awesome, dude.

01:24:33.060 He probably makes dope pancakes, though.

01:24:34.860 Think about the joy.

01:24:35.680 No, it's the grilled cheeses.

01:24:37.040 You just wake up and you're like,

01:24:37.800 where's all my fucking bread and cheese?

01:24:39.700 The joy you'd bring to this person.

01:24:42.560 Because it's like...

01:24:43.160 I'm not interested in their joy at that point.

01:24:44.660 I don't want to suck his dick, dude.

01:24:46.900 Think about the joy, though.

01:24:48.040 I don't like where this is going.

01:24:49.180 I mean, it would be...

01:24:50.080 He would be joys.

01:24:50.780 There's no doubt.

01:24:54.800 Oh, we need to get to our post show, by the way.

01:24:56.660 Oh.

01:25:00.540 Hey, keep playing it.

01:25:01.300 Keep playing it.

01:25:01.880 By the way, we need to get to our post show, by the way.

01:25:02.840 I'm definitely not blowing him to this.

01:25:03.800 Yeah, we do.

01:25:04.380 He's got downs, dude.

01:25:06.120 It's a...

01:25:06.620 Play the rest of it.

01:25:07.560 Play the rest of it.

01:25:12.160 Oh, you're through a fire retard.

01:25:19.600 He's doing...

01:25:21.560 They're like, hey, Ahmed, stop.

01:25:25.200 Dude.

01:25:26.200 No, all right, come on.

01:25:27.780 You've never been to like a fucking wedding

01:25:29.380 and just had that...

01:25:30.840 What do we call that?

01:25:32.440 Intrusive thought to like,

01:25:33.360 I'm going to trip this bitch.

01:25:34.880 Yeah.

01:25:35.080 Yeah, just like...

01:25:35.880 I don't think I've ever tripped a kid.

01:25:37.800 You've never thought about tripping someone?

01:25:39.340 She's got downs.

01:25:41.780 Maybe I've thought about it.

01:25:42.760 I don't know.

01:25:43.200 You've never seen a bike going by

01:25:45.720 and see a stick on the ground

01:25:46.660 and be like,

01:25:47.100 what if I just threw in his spokes?

01:25:49.140 Yeah.

01:25:49.540 Tyler's driving by him.

01:25:50.340 Wait, wait, wait.

01:25:51.100 So, Clint,

01:25:51.800 you've had the thought of taking a midget

01:25:54.160 and throwing against the wall

01:25:55.220 so its head explodes,

01:25:56.200 but not the thought of tripping a small child.

01:25:59.260 Right.

01:25:59.340 Or a person in general.

01:26:00.760 At the LP convention,

01:26:01.860 that shit would be going through my head constantly.

01:26:04.280 I should trip this guy.

01:26:05.560 Spike Cohen,

01:26:06.140 I should trip this guy.

01:26:07.300 That would be hilarious.

01:26:08.220 I think more about randomly tripping his...

01:26:09.460 Like hard elbows

01:26:10.260 to the people at the LP convention.

01:26:12.500 Just like,

01:26:12.800 elbow.

01:26:13.260 Because I feel like tripping would be so easy though

01:26:15.320 because I feel like

01:26:16.080 none of them have like any motor function.

01:26:18.880 Like they're all like so,

01:26:20.020 I mean,

01:26:20.320 just halfway retarded.

01:26:21.880 You could probably kill someone.

01:26:23.580 When I see Toad in person,

01:26:24.640 I think about ear clapping him

01:26:25.880 as hard as I can.

01:26:26.680 You would literally kill him.

01:26:28.240 You'd explode his brain.

01:26:30.200 Really?

01:26:31.480 No.

01:26:32.600 Oh.

01:26:34.800 All right.

01:26:35.760 You guys ready to get out here

01:26:36.620 and go to the post show?

01:26:38.200 No.

01:26:38.920 Let's stay right here.

01:26:40.640 We set up a post show stream.

01:26:42.760 Yeah, we did.

01:26:43.560 Clint is trying to actively not make money.

01:26:45.760 Oh, that's right.

01:26:46.500 Hold on.

01:26:47.000 We didn't even tell these people.

01:26:48.140 What's the deuce?

01:26:49.080 We already have their money.

01:26:50.260 Let's go, Pores.

01:26:51.340 Yeah, but we need more of it.

01:26:52.340 Yeah, but also we have to,

01:26:53.880 if they give us the money,

01:26:54.620 we have to give them something for it.

01:26:56.260 This isn't a charity.

01:26:57.240 I mean, they already gave us the money,

01:26:58.440 so.

01:26:59.560 It's not like they can stop it at any time.

01:27:01.240 They're going to get another

01:27:02.100 half an hour of show either way.

01:27:04.260 Yeah, and we'll talk about

01:27:05.360 the only thing.

01:27:06.100 Everyone get it?

01:27:06.660 Maybe some other things

01:27:07.600 in the post show.

01:27:08.340 How about that?

01:27:09.020 Yeah, we'll talk about

01:27:09.760 some stuff in the post show.

01:27:10.920 We're going to actually do

01:27:11.700 the show in the post show.

01:27:12.600 Give us money.

01:27:12.800 Give us money.

01:27:13.640 The post show is going to be

01:27:15.220 what Tower Gang was.

01:27:16.460 This was a No Way Jose

01:27:17.960 that we just did

01:27:18.620 for an hour and a half.

01:27:19.240 So if you want to see the real show,

01:27:21.220 scan that link down there.

01:27:22.940 Patreon.

01:27:23.500 Join the Patreon.

01:27:24.480 The link should be in the Patreon

01:27:26.240 and in our Telegram.

01:27:27.440 It's a small community

01:27:28.460 that other retards come in there.

01:27:30.200 They share memes.

01:27:30.880 It's a lot of fun.

01:27:31.800 Does that QR code work?

01:27:33.240 Yeah, I'm in there now.

01:27:34.140 Does that QR code work?

01:27:35.220 This QR code does work, yeah.

01:27:36.420 I think it'll work.

01:27:36.620 You could scan it.

01:27:37.240 That's why it's there, Clint.

01:27:38.700 Let me see.

01:27:39.180 Watch it not scan now.

01:27:41.740 Nah, dude.

01:27:42.440 It scans.

01:27:42.880 Patreon.com forward slash Tower Gang

01:27:45.200 leads you right to our fucking...

01:27:47.540 There you go.

01:27:48.940 Our shit.

01:27:49.520 Wow.

01:27:49.680 So they can go there

01:27:50.380 if they want to catch us.

01:27:51.560 It's so funny.

01:27:52.120 You must be 18 or old

01:27:53.700 to review this content.

01:27:54.940 I like that.

01:27:55.760 It's weird.

01:27:56.320 It's weird because

01:27:56.980 I assumed it didn't work.

01:27:59.720 I think I did it.

01:28:00.440 I did it.

01:28:01.100 Of course it works.

01:28:02.040 You have 55 paid members.

01:28:03.540 Thanks, guys.

01:28:04.100 It would be really funny, though,

01:28:05.860 if it didn't work.

01:28:06.620 It just took you to a gay porn site.

01:28:08.620 There is no post-show.

01:28:13.040 Honestly, I like the thought of this.

01:28:15.720 Put a QR code in every corner

01:28:17.660 on one of these...

01:28:18.620 Yeah, one of them.

01:28:20.340 QR roulette.

01:28:21.120 And you get a QR roulette.

01:28:22.060 I think this is an idea

01:28:23.020 we should come back to later.

01:28:24.720 And if we ever get really big,

01:28:26.700 just every once in a while,

01:28:27.740 maybe once a month,

01:28:28.680 we change the QR code.

01:28:30.180 So whatever new people

01:28:31.400 we get that week,

01:28:32.320 they're like, what the fuck?

01:28:33.480 To the nastiest gay porn possible.

01:28:35.200 Or you could set it up so you should...

01:28:36.620 No, just the Mr. Hands video.

01:28:37.860 Just the Mr. Hands video.

01:28:39.500 No, you remember...

01:28:40.220 I can be butt-fucked by a horse.

01:28:41.820 No, no, no.

01:28:42.320 We make it connect to child porn

01:28:44.140 so that they all get put on watch lists

01:28:45.660 and sent to prison.

01:28:47.060 I'm pretty sure that makes us like...

01:28:48.740 Oh, that might get us in trouble, huh?

01:28:50.220 That's hard to catch a predator.

01:28:52.000 Tyler, I'm going to need you

01:28:53.240 to make a QR code

01:28:54.440 of child porn, please.

01:28:56.900 Just go ahead and put that up there.

01:28:58.020 I'm sure you could figure out

01:28:59.700 the legality.

01:29:00.080 Hey, Tyler...

01:29:00.640 Lemon party.

01:29:01.600 Gay old man orgy.

01:29:03.360 Hey, Tyler,

01:29:04.020 just roll Jeffrey Epstein's

01:29:05.840 greatest hits, all right?

01:29:06.740 Just put that on a QR code.

01:29:08.300 Would you guys rather

01:29:09.100 get blown by a Down Syndrome dude

01:29:10.700 or blow a Down Syndrome dude?

01:29:12.320 I think that's the real question.

01:29:13.660 Get blown by one.

01:29:15.560 Oh, really?

01:29:16.220 He doesn't know

01:29:16.640 what the fuck he's doing.

01:29:18.160 Yeah.

01:29:19.260 I would...

01:29:19.980 I should blow one?

01:29:21.080 That's more gay.

01:29:22.360 No, but I'm thinking...

01:29:23.100 That's the alternative, yeah.

01:29:25.100 I don't know.

01:29:26.260 You're still a cocksucker.

01:29:27.240 Steve, I'm doing a podcast right now.

01:29:32.000 I'm not going to play

01:29:32.500 college football, all right?

01:29:33.900 Dude, I was going to say

01:29:35.120 one of the QR codes

01:29:36.480 should be Lila Hart.

01:29:38.420 Remember last week

01:29:39.160 one of the guys

01:29:39.620 said that she's built

01:29:40.860 like a QR code?

01:29:42.800 Oh, shit.

01:29:43.880 Oh, my God.

01:29:44.620 You should change the graphic.

01:29:45.620 Who said that?

01:29:46.140 Oh, my God.

01:29:46.820 I don't know.

01:29:47.280 Somebody put her head

01:29:48.220 right at the top of the graphic.

01:29:49.820 Oh, my God.

01:29:50.940 I think it's Clint.

01:29:51.920 Feet coming out.

01:29:52.540 Hello.

01:29:52.840 Hello.

01:29:53.040 Oh, my God.

01:29:56.580 Like, at the end of the episode

01:29:57.520 when we plug the stuff

01:29:58.560 it comes out.

01:29:59.200 Hello.

01:29:59.980 Oh, yeah.

01:30:00.340 Guys, go follow

01:30:01.200 our Instagram.

01:30:02.540 We're growing our Instagram pages.

01:30:04.120 We're not Tower Gang

01:30:05.280 on Instagram.

01:30:06.480 I got to do...

01:30:07.000 I've been busy with work

01:30:08.300 but another Coles Culture Corner

01:30:09.600 should be coming tomorrow.

01:30:10.840 So, fuck that.

01:30:11.660 Oh, yeah.

01:30:12.060 Nice.

01:30:12.580 No, but for real though

01:30:13.260 on Instagram

01:30:13.760 this is what we're paying for.

01:30:15.160 We're paying Lainey.

01:30:15.940 Like, you guys join the Patreon

01:30:17.040 to give us money

01:30:17.760 for us to pay Lainey

01:30:19.100 to make shorts

01:30:20.160 and continue to make edits.

01:30:22.160 So, we're putting

01:30:23.220 all of those shorts

01:30:24.080 on some on Twitter

01:30:25.100 but they show nicer

01:30:25.980 on Instagram.

01:30:26.660 So, go follow there

01:30:27.480 and share that stuff.

01:30:28.680 Wouldn't it be dope

01:30:28.700 if we get so much support

01:30:29.740 that we just...

01:30:30.620 Like, Lainey just becomes

01:30:31.700 our slave

01:30:32.120 and we just hire him

01:30:33.220 for everything?

01:30:34.080 Literally, that's my goal.

01:30:35.460 It's what I'm trying to do

01:30:36.480 and these people are so...

01:30:37.480 I want to enslave Lainey.

01:30:38.160 They're so stubborn.

01:30:39.200 They don't get the vision.

01:30:40.620 They don't understand my vision.

01:30:41.540 Just having full time

01:30:42.160 putting out fucking

01:30:43.040 Tower Gang related propaganda?

01:30:44.700 Hell yeah.

01:30:45.500 Yeah.

01:30:45.880 That's my dream.

01:30:47.060 But, yeah.

01:30:47.360 Listen, if you guys

01:30:48.140 don't join the Patreon

01:30:48.760 go fucking follow on Patreon

01:30:50.080 and share.

01:30:50.900 Follow on Instagram

01:30:53.340 and share and all that.

01:30:54.540 Whatever the fuck

01:30:54.980 you do on Instagram

01:30:55.680 and on YouTube

01:30:56.680 we're putting the shorts there too.

01:30:57.920 So, if we can get the show

01:30:59.120 into the algorithm

01:30:59.920 just by, I guess,

01:31:01.380 by you guys watching it

01:31:02.340 and fucking sharing it

01:31:03.160 that's really what

01:31:04.580 will help the show.

01:31:05.520 So, please do that.

01:31:07.560 Oh, yeah.

01:31:08.200 That feels good.

01:31:09.220 That totally works.

01:31:10.120 See you guys.

01:31:11.180 Yeah, well, I bowed that.

01:31:12.720 You sound like Josh Smith.

01:31:13.500 That was like a seagull.

01:31:15.080 It's the Tower Power Hour slut.

01:31:17.020 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch.

01:31:18.720 No way, Jose.

01:31:19.580 Liberty Lockdown.

01:31:21.280 Welcome to the Tower Power Hour.

01:31:22.340 Flint, bitch.

01:31:23.840 Reed.

01:31:26.420 Cole.

01:31:28.080 Top Lobster.

01:31:29.400 And Toad.

01:31:30.760 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:31:33.240 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:31:34.880 Liberty Lock is truth say.

01:31:36.800 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose.

01:31:39.200 Toad is sick.

01:31:40.200 No way, Jose.

01:31:41.260 The Tower Power Hour slut.

01:31:42.840 They made day spit all his...

01:31:44.360 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:31:46.320 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:31:49.360 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:31:49.880 He made day Dani 말을 all his things.

01:31:51.880 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:31:54.860 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:31:56.020 Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:32:08.660 That's all, folks.

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Tower Gang - July 19, 2024

Ep 186 - All Jizz No Rizz

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