Tower Gang - Ep 18 - The Marine Wipe w⧸ Reed Coverdale

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00:00:46.980 What's up, everybody?

00:00:48.060 Welcome to another Tower Power Hour, episode 18.

00:00:52.860 This week, we have, who is now tied for our most frequent guest on the show, Reid Coverdale, is back on the show with us today.

00:01:02.080 And we got, of course, Fat Dave, as usual, and Nick Ashley back on the show.

00:01:08.080 And I'm Toad, of course.

00:01:09.480 So, how's everybody doing?

00:01:11.940 Reid, how are you?

00:01:13.220 I'm doing well, and I'm not sick.

00:01:16.160 So, you know, it's good.

00:01:17.160 It's not like everyone else is.

00:01:19.420 Well, yeah, that is true, which was something that I did not bring up last week, I don't think.

00:01:25.340 But apparently, because you were at Porkfest, and I was at Porkfest, and seemingly a whole bunch of the people that were hanging out at the Mises tent,

00:01:33.220 it seemed like everybody that was in that Porkfest group that I created on Twitter all got sick with the same thing.

00:01:39.540 And we don't know if it was COVID or not.

00:01:41.580 But for me, like, I just got better, like, this morning.

00:01:45.680 I've had it since about, I don't know, mid last week, maybe, I guess I would say, or Thursday. 0.99

00:01:50.680 Like, I really noticed it, and I was like, oh, shit. 0.96

00:01:52.600 And I was getting it, like, a little bit after most people said they were getting it. 0.98

00:01:56.920 Don't know if it was COVID or not, but...

00:01:59.420 That's what HIV does to you, man.

00:02:00.660 Well, like I was saying, I flew Delta Airlines round trip from Utah, and, you know, if it was the Delta variant that you caught,

00:02:11.460 maybe I have immunity because I, you know, I flew the correct airline.

00:02:15.460 That's right.

00:02:16.200 I just drove up, so even though I have a kick-ass immune system.

00:02:20.440 But then again, if it was, you know, well, it wasn't the Chevrolet variant, it was the Delta variant.

00:02:25.300 I thought you were going to say you smoked some Delta 8, but that's what Nick does, so...

00:02:29.120 I don't smoke it, I have gummies.

00:02:30.200 Oh, you have gummies.

00:02:31.820 Okay, sorry.

00:02:32.680 No, that's what Sam did, and I think he still got sick.

00:02:35.680 But what we were also saying last week is, I think we were all saying that, like, Anthony Samaroff was patient zero.

00:02:43.720 Why?

00:02:44.520 Because he was like, well, like, Wednesday, he was, you know, he did a talk.

00:02:49.320 He was, like, fine, and then I thought that he just got way too drunk and did too many drugs.

00:02:55.040 He was, like, dead, like, on the ground outside of the Mises tent for, like, two days after that.

00:03:00.200 And I was like...

00:03:02.820 He really is an animal, man. 1.00

00:03:04.280 He was like that at Schilderberg, too, just drinking and doing all kinds of drugs and shit. 1.00

00:03:07.860 I was like, well, it's just because he's a small guy, probably, and he can't handle it or something. 0.96

00:03:11.240 I don't know, but then people were like, maybe he's patient zero, and he actually was really sick, and we all got sick because of this, but...

00:03:17.160 Well, we can't confirm or deny that the drugs and alcohol had no effect.

00:03:20.880 That's right.

00:03:21.480 So it's still, like...

00:03:22.480 Well, of course.

00:03:23.620 It definitely didn't help. 1.00

00:03:25.000 And we can't confirm or deny that it wasn't AIDS going around in that tent because, obviously, it was a massive gay orgy. 0.99

00:03:31.720 And Robbie the Fire was definitely in and out of that tent, so I don't know. 0.97

00:03:36.920 Yeah, the Mises tent there.

00:03:38.420 Did you hear that?

00:03:39.200 There was a bear that showed up or something?

00:03:41.040 I thought you were the bear, right? 1.00

00:03:42.720 What the fuck? 1.00

00:03:43.380 I know, right? 0.99

00:03:44.020 I tweeted out, like, when it was going on, how funny it would be if bears actually came and, like, shut down Porkfest.

00:03:51.900 I thought it was just me.

00:03:54.960 But I don't know anyone who was there who knows about the bear.

00:03:57.820 I was told by my family members that they read it in the news that a bear was harassed.

00:04:03.560 That might have been that old story about that town in New Hampshire that was, like, that anarchist town or libertarian.

00:04:11.040 And that bears came and, like, destroyed the town.

00:04:15.060 Oh, yeah.

00:04:15.840 No, it was a town in Colorado, I thought.

00:04:18.580 No, it was in New Hampshire.

00:04:20.360 Oh, because I thought one of those stand-up comedians that did a set there, like, maybe it was Kyle Ruff.

00:04:25.800 I thought one of the comedians who did a set at Porkfest told a story that was like that.

00:04:31.840 I thought it was one in New Hampshire.

00:04:34.620 And it was, like, because I think it was a part of the Free State Project.

00:04:37.640 Like, it was, like, their guys.

00:04:39.360 Did Elisha get upset that, you know, we were having Porkfest so he was preparing us to go maul us or something?

00:04:46.240 Bible joke. 0.92

00:04:47.100 Here we go.

00:04:49.040 What'd you expect from Tower Power Hour?

00:04:51.000 Bible jokes. 1.00

00:04:53.640 By the way, Porkfest is kind of funny.

00:04:55.980 I'm a pretty normal-sized person.

00:04:58.500 But I guess everyone thought I was short.

00:05:00.060 And then after the pictures, everyone thought I was, like, 6'6 or something. 0.99

00:05:05.840 Because everybody else is fucking short. 0.98

00:05:07.680 You took a picture with Tom Woods. 0.99

00:05:08.980 You took a picture with Toad.

00:05:10.200 I saw that picture with you and Toad.

00:05:12.080 And I was like, I knew Toad was short.

00:05:13.800 But, Reed, you just look like a giant compared to him.

00:05:16.160 It's probably partially the angle, too.

00:05:18.300 But you look like a... 0.83

00:05:19.200 I don't think that one was.

00:05:19.880 You look like a scaled-up human being. 0.99

00:05:22.620 I was like, god damn. 1.00

00:05:23.860 This is... 0.99

00:05:25.000 Like, come on.

00:05:25.900 And then the picture of you with Toad, Tom Woods was hilarious because of the photoshops that were made from it.

00:05:30.500 It was great.

00:05:32.580 Where they made you super giant.

00:05:35.000 I was like, okay, that's good.

00:05:36.860 Was he the one that they put Tom Woods in your pocket?

00:05:40.700 Yeah.

00:05:41.040 Literally.

00:05:41.620 But Mises Pieces did that.

00:05:44.460 I mean, he's very small.

00:05:45.940 I was surprised.

00:05:46.680 I guess, like, I don't really think about how tall people are when I'm podcasting with them.

00:05:51.920 But Tom Woods, since he's got such a stage presence and he's so verbose or whatever, I thought he would be a normal size at least.

00:06:01.040 And then I met him and I was like, whoa.

00:06:02.900 Let me ask a question.

00:06:04.120 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:06:05.000 Yeah, go ahead.

00:06:05.700 Is his head as big as it looks?

00:06:09.580 I mean that sincerely.

00:06:10.920 He looks like he has a gigantic head.

00:06:12.760 He's talking about his feet.

00:06:13.920 Like he's top-heavy.

00:06:15.020 He just walks around like a man. 0.97

00:06:16.880 That's not what I mean.

00:06:18.200 He just looks like he has a giant head is all.

00:06:20.080 I just.

00:06:22.500 I mean, I don't know about that.

00:06:24.940 I mean, you saw the picture of him with me.

00:06:27.740 I don't know if that gives you better perspective on people's sizes.

00:06:31.480 I don't know.

00:06:31.840 But he's like similar to my height, which I thought Tom was taller than I was.

00:06:36.420 And maybe he is slightly, but.

00:06:39.540 Was it weird seeing like how tall Dave was?

00:06:42.960 He's not that tall.

00:06:44.180 I mean, he's probably like 6'2 or something.

00:06:46.220 He's not that tall.

00:06:47.500 Okay.

00:06:49.080 I would look up to him.

00:06:50.400 5'8.

00:06:50.860 I'd be like, hey Dave.

00:06:52.440 That's well above average.

00:06:54.820 How are you doing?

00:06:55.680 6'2 or something?

00:06:56.780 6'2.

00:06:57.340 Yeah, 6'2.

00:06:57.980 So I think of average.

00:07:00.100 You guys are going to get mad at me.

00:07:01.220 But I think of average male height as like 5'10 to 6'1.

00:07:05.280 I think it's like 5'9.

00:07:06.700 5'8 to 5'10.

00:07:08.960 Yeah.

00:07:09.140 Maybe 5'9 to 6'1.

00:07:11.420 So like if you're over 6'1, you're tall.

00:07:13.680 And if you're under 5'9, you're short.

00:07:16.160 I understand.

00:07:16.940 That's kind of an understandable range there, honestly.

00:07:20.540 Yeah.

00:07:21.100 I don't know if I saw that picture.

00:07:23.340 Reed's Photoshop picked with Top Lobster.

00:07:25.400 Well, that's a real picture.

00:07:28.520 What?

00:07:29.560 I mean, Top Lobster's pretty short.

00:07:32.180 Yeah, he's not.

00:07:33.000 Top Lobster was the best looking man at Porkfest, too.

00:07:36.300 That dude is a stunner.

00:07:38.280 He's a sexy man.

00:07:39.360 What ethnicity is he?

00:07:41.380 Is he Italian or is he Puerto Rican?

00:07:43.400 Legit Turkish. 0.82

00:07:43.940 Turkish, definitely.

00:07:46.560 A brother.

00:07:48.660 That's right.

00:07:48.960 I wanted to ask in the Super Chats, because he's on Josh's show right now,

00:07:52.140 but I just didn't get around to doing it just as a joke.

00:07:54.400 What ethnicity are you, Danny?

00:07:57.080 Half black, half Italian.

00:07:59.480 So also black. 0.98

00:08:00.640 That means black. 0.99

00:08:02.120 Yeah, full black.

00:08:03.660 You haven't had the Top Lobster coffee yet?

00:08:07.600 Top Lobster coffee?

00:08:08.700 Oh, it's a super dark roast.

00:08:09.820 I'm sorry.

00:08:10.060 I missed the joke.

00:08:11.360 I'm sorry.

00:08:11.780 I fucked that up.

00:08:15.200 Oh, my God.

00:08:16.100 Dude, how was everybody's July 4th, their Independence Day?

00:08:19.820 I didn't refer to it as Independence Day,

00:08:22.120 because I just feel like that's disingenuous at this point.

00:08:24.400 But my July 4th was great.

00:08:26.520 What do you mean?

00:08:27.900 Well, I mean, I guess if it's explicitly independence from England,

00:08:32.020 then you can still celebrate it.

00:08:33.540 But we don't seem to have much independence anymore.

00:08:36.200 Oh, yeah.

00:08:36.820 Well, well, yeah. 1.00

00:08:38.760 I'm just glad that we could say fuck the Brits still. 1.00

00:08:41.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:41.960 You know what I'm saying? 0.76

00:08:43.020 I said I'm going to go and I'm going to fly over and punch Rogue and Trent Evans. 0.97

00:08:49.080 Two of our resident British limeys. 0.68

00:08:55.080 Love those guys, though.

00:08:56.480 The British Tower Gangers, yeah.

00:08:58.140 British.

00:08:59.260 They're maybe the only cool people that are in England.

00:09:01.700 I was going to say that we should just play a troll and, like, this whole time,

00:09:07.760 just talk about, like, when we're talking about Independence Day,

00:09:09.320 just talk about the movie.

00:09:10.740 And then we have Independence Day 2 coming out, like, came out even better.

00:09:15.060 Like, more aliens, more Billsmith. 0.99

00:09:18.260 Independence Day 2.

00:09:19.880 Nobody thinks that movie was better than the original.

00:09:21.980 It's not better.

00:09:22.740 That's the joke.

00:09:23.540 I haven't actually seen Independence Day,

00:09:27.880 but I've heard a lot of people talking about Independence Day.

00:09:30.360 Like, the Patrice O'Neill on Opie and Anthony talking about Independence Day 0.97

00:09:34.160 is fucking hilarious. 0.95

00:09:35.040 If you haven't heard it, you should check it out. 0.99

00:09:36.560 You haven't watched Independence Day?

00:09:38.480 If you ask me if I watch a movie, by default, assume the answer is no.

00:09:42.600 I don't watch movies.

00:09:44.380 Oh, okay.

00:09:45.320 Have you watched Top Gun?

00:09:46.780 No, I have not.

00:09:47.660 Actually, let's do that for a second.

00:09:49.120 Like, ask me popular movies and I'll tell you if I watch it.

00:09:50.840 Star Wars.

00:09:51.980 Yeah, I've watched all the Star Wars,

00:09:53.340 except for 8 and 9 and the side quests ones.

00:09:56.160 I just meant, like, the first Star Wars, but...

00:09:58.380 Oh, yeah.

00:09:58.920 The first one.

00:09:59.960 Dude, Top Gun, that's, like, a requirement for Tower Gang,

00:10:04.320 I think, because of the homoeroticism of it.

00:10:06.720 I think you have to watch Top Gun.

00:10:08.640 Yeah.

00:10:09.600 Raiders of the Lost Ark.

00:10:11.000 You seen that?

00:10:11.940 No.

00:10:12.780 Oh, man.

00:10:13.460 What movie?

00:10:13.860 This is the whole show.

00:10:14.520 Raiders of the Lost Ark.

00:10:16.020 Have you watched any of the Indiana Joneses?

00:10:18.580 No.

00:10:19.320 Oh, man. 1.00

00:10:20.160 Damn. 1.00

00:10:21.200 They're coming out with another one. 1.00

00:10:22.860 And Harrison Ford already hurt himself.

00:10:25.920 Like, he already hurt his leg. 1.00

00:10:27.920 Just go sit down in a rocking chair, you old fuck. 1.00

00:10:29.940 Jesus. 1.00

00:10:30.120 You can't be Han Solo forever.

00:10:31.780 Have you seen Shia LaBeouf in it still?

00:10:33.820 Have you seen Titanic 2?

00:10:36.400 That's a real movie.

00:10:37.580 That's a real movie.

00:10:38.460 I haven't seen either.

00:10:39.400 I haven't seen Titanic either.

00:10:41.040 Yeah.

00:10:41.420 Was it Titanic 2?

00:10:42.380 Jack comes back with a remake.

00:10:43.800 Yeah, Jack comes back.

00:10:44.740 So it's way better.

00:10:47.880 He becomes Jack the Ripper.

00:10:49.540 Yeah.

00:10:49.760 Exactly.

00:10:51.820 I haven't seen any of your favorite movies.

00:10:55.020 Sorry.

00:10:55.100 What about The Passion 2?

00:10:56.560 No, I'm just kidding.

00:10:57.180 The Passion 2?

00:10:58.660 No.

00:10:59.620 Return of the King. 0.98

00:11:02.120 Titanic 2, she realizes she made a huge mistake and she just winds up fucking Billy Zane. 0.98

00:11:06.880 I don't get it because I've never seen Titanic.

00:11:11.180 Sorry.

00:11:12.820 What do you do with your time, Nick?

00:11:14.220 Do you just get, like, stuck under the hydraulic lift at your work and you can't do anything else?

00:11:20.840 I listen to shows.

00:11:22.560 I listen to music.

00:11:23.700 I play video games.

00:11:25.420 I don't understand why movies...

00:11:27.220 Why is that...

00:11:29.220 I would say everything with video games is an upgrade from movies.

00:11:33.740 What's that?

00:11:34.040 I'd say everything you do except for video games is an upgrade from movies.

00:11:37.780 I don't enjoy movies.

00:11:39.700 I like to be in control.

00:11:41.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:11:42.580 Yeah, I know.

00:11:43.480 We always do that.

00:11:44.280 We're about to visit about Nick.

00:11:45.460 That's what I'm saying.

00:11:45.720 They do that anyway because I'm black. 1.00

00:11:47.940 So fuck off. 1.00

00:11:52.200 Any of you... 1.00

00:11:53.160 Where am I from?

00:11:53.860 Nick is from Turkey.

00:11:54.400 We've established that.

00:11:55.360 I'm from...

00:11:56.020 Don't assume my affiliation.

00:11:58.000 I know you from Twitter.

00:11:59.020 I'm from Louisiana.

00:12:02.920 Going back to Louisiana.

00:12:04.040 You know, I've had another...

00:12:05.240 He had a bit of an accent. 1.00

00:12:06.700 I swear to God, if one more motherfucker gets it wrong again, I'm going to blow my brains 1.00

00:12:11.580 out because I've had... 1.00

00:12:12.360 Dude, I had somebody ask me if I was from Worcester, Massachusetts.

00:12:16.440 It's pronounced Worcester.

00:12:18.100 Yeah, Worcester.

00:12:20.320 It's not pronounced Worcester.

00:12:21.420 I'm sorry.

00:12:21.940 I'm not from there, so I wouldn't know.

00:12:23.160 No.

00:12:23.940 Two separate people, James Gentleman and Derek from Libertarian Friendship Simulator, both

00:12:30.100 asked me if I was from Europe. 0.99

00:12:31.660 They both thought I was from fucking Europe. 0.99

00:12:35.480 I'm like, why? 0.99

00:12:36.400 Trent Evans, the...

00:12:38.160 Are we all from Europe, really, at some point?

00:12:40.640 I mean, yeah. 0.98

00:12:41.000 Instead, I was from fucking... 0.99

00:12:43.060 Asked if I was from Canada. 0.99

00:12:46.220 Multiple people thought I was from Canada or upstate New York, one of those areas.

00:12:49.600 The only person I can see from Canada...

00:12:51.300 It looks like Reed is from Canada.

00:12:52.980 If you were going to pick a person that looks like he's from Canada, it'd be Reed.

00:12:54.860 You do look kind of like a Mountie Lumberjack type, yeah. 0.96

00:12:57.660 I'm from the closest place to Canada.

00:12:59.840 I'm from New Hampshire, so it's out of four of us, yeah.

00:13:03.520 Thought I was from Africa.

00:13:04.300 What is up with those Massachusetts names, though?

00:13:07.320 It's like Leo Minister is Lemonster.

00:13:10.420 Lemonster, yeah.

00:13:11.800 Worcester is Worcester, and then there's a few others that are just like...

00:13:16.720 I mean, if you're not from here, Boston.

00:13:17.300 Well, I was thinking Worcester, because like Worcester, Worcester sauce.

00:13:20.440 It's Boston, guys.

00:13:24.660 I'm not from Israel, Spud. 1.00

00:13:26.700 Shut up. 1.00

00:13:28.300 And then, you know, everybody in Massachusetts, like, talks like a retard, so everything's 1.00

00:13:34.800 pronounced wrong in addition to... 0.94

00:13:37.240 No, dude, I watched...

00:13:37.540 Oh, sorry, a retod.

00:13:39.300 That's how they say it.

00:13:39.820 Yeah, there you go.

00:13:40.900 Nick won't know about this, but I watched The Departed last night.

00:13:43.540 I watched The Departed.

00:13:44.400 I love that movie.

00:13:44.700 The Departed?

00:13:45.520 I love that movie, yes.

00:13:46.100 You've watched The Departed, but not...

00:13:47.740 Yes.

00:13:48.560 I like that.

00:13:49.300 I like The Departed.

00:13:51.060 It's a good movie.

00:13:51.940 It's a great movie.

00:13:52.880 Down East, Maine. 1.00

00:13:53.920 Fucking cocksucker. 1.00

00:13:55.100 Way up on the coast, like, toward Canada, and heard people talk over there. 1.00

00:13:59.560 Yeah, yeah, I've been in that area, like, Bar Harbor, like, that area.

00:14:03.320 I've been up there.

00:14:04.380 Bar Harbor.

00:14:06.480 It's the worst accent in the country, by far.

00:14:09.640 It's not even close.

00:14:10.640 You said that, like, women love the Boston accent, and I don't know if I've ever met a

00:14:16.120 woman.

00:14:16.800 Who said that?

00:14:17.420 Me?

00:14:17.580 You don't say that women love the Boston accent.

00:14:19.700 I said that I know women who are sick of that. 1.00

00:14:21.900 They love it when it's on Mark Wahlberg, but other than him.

00:14:25.700 Well, I guess we shouldn't tell them about how Mark Wahlberg, like, threw rocks at, like,

00:14:32.360 a nine-year-old black girl and, like, hollered racist slurs at her, and then he also...

00:14:36.640 No, he beat an Asian guy with a snake.

00:14:38.340 No, and he did that, too.

00:14:39.920 Yeah, he did that, too.

00:14:40.800 He was a really bad person in the younger days.

00:14:42.980 He represents Boston.

00:14:43.880 He represents Boston.

00:14:44.960 That is...

00:14:45.320 That is exactly Boston. 0.95

00:14:47.120 Every person from Boston would throw rocks at a nine-year-old black girl if given the 1.00

00:14:51.120 opportunity. 0.97

00:14:52.060 Every one of them. 0.96

00:14:53.060 Even the black people. 0.99

00:14:54.360 It's just ingrained. 0.99

00:14:55.920 Oh, my God. 0.93

00:14:56.820 Even the black people? 1.00

00:14:57.960 They would do it. 1.00

00:14:59.440 Get out of here, man!

00:15:00.500 I mean, somehow, I have avoided having the Boston accent. 0.79

00:15:06.740 Yeah, being racist.

00:15:08.360 You haven't avoided that.

00:15:10.240 And having the Boston accent, even though, like, my parents pretty much have it, and I

00:15:15.240 don't know.

00:15:15.660 I'm from pretty close to the city.

00:15:18.300 There's a New Hampshire accent, too.

00:15:19.760 I don't have that, either.

00:15:20.780 I mean, I feel like it's just dying, you know, in the Northeast.

00:15:24.920 People aren't speaking...

00:15:26.400 The children are not speaking like their parents anymore, so...

00:15:29.320 I think that part of that...

00:15:30.480 I was actually having a discussion with this with some folks at Childerberg.

00:15:33.540 I think that the reason people have accents or, like, they have a neutral accent or one

00:15:38.060 that doesn't sound like it's where they're from is because of the internet, pretty much.

00:15:42.740 Yeah.

00:15:42.960 Because listening and watching, you know, material that's not either local programming or, you

00:15:48.420 know, it's people across the world, literally across the world, or whatever it may be, I

00:15:52.100 think that's influencing kids a lot and affecting their accents more than I think we appreciate,

00:15:56.560 you know what I mean?

00:15:57.560 That's why I sound Chinese.

00:15:58.500 Maybe.

00:16:01.240 You've been watching the NBA too much, Cole.

00:16:03.400 That's true.

00:16:04.780 I would definitely not sound Chinese if I was watching the NBA a lot, which I do watch 0.99

00:16:09.240 the NBA a lot, but...

00:16:10.280 Wouldn't you sound more Chinese?

00:16:12.240 I don't know.

00:16:12.660 That was the joke I was going for.

00:16:13.900 It was a joke about...

00:16:14.780 It was a joke because...

00:16:15.940 Pretty much...

00:16:16.820 I don't know what's going on.

00:16:17.760 I'm just ruining jokes here.

00:16:19.140 I'm still popped up on night and stuff.

00:16:21.520 I'm still sober, though.

00:16:23.200 That's your job in the Tower of Power is just to ruin jokes.

00:16:25.600 Well, sorry.

00:16:29.460 But as far as like the Boston accent being hot thing, I've only heard it from women who 1.00

00:16:33.560 are not from here.

00:16:34.600 So I think it's more of like, oh, it's like this exotic thing.

00:16:37.060 But I'm like...

00:16:38.140 Or maybe I just know a lot of women who are attracted to retards. 1.00

00:16:41.100 I'm not really sure. 0.56

00:16:43.920 Or attracted to racists, maybe.

00:16:46.300 I don't know. 0.92

00:16:47.780 The amount of women attracted to retards and the amount of women toad nose, that Venn diagram 1.00

00:16:52.200 is a circle. 0.91

00:16:54.000 It's just a full circle.

00:16:56.500 Yet these women are not attracted to me. 1.00

00:16:59.040 So that's...

00:16:59.640 I don't know.

00:17:00.040 But you're not a retard. 1.00

00:17:01.160 You are, but you're not. 0.97

00:17:02.180 I know, man.

00:17:04.580 I'm just a savant. 0.90

00:17:06.040 You're not a retard in the way they want retards. 1.00

00:17:08.220 That's right. 1.00

00:17:11.220 Damn it. 1.00

00:17:12.960 Has any woman ever just been like, man, I really want to fuck a libertarian. 1.00

00:17:16.700 Like, I don't think that's ever... 0.99

00:17:19.180 What was it that...

00:17:20.700 Didn't Ryan say it when he was on here? 0.99

00:17:22.340 He was like, if it's a bunch of ugly women, it's a Democrat deal. 1.00

00:17:27.360 And if it's a bunch of hot women, it's a Republican deal. 1.00

00:17:30.180 And if there's no women, it's a libertarian deal. 1.00

00:17:32.540 I think it might have been him that said that.

00:17:33.900 I think that's right.

00:17:34.760 Yeah.

00:17:36.300 Well, because the only people that come to a libertarian convention is the men and their

00:17:40.560 wives that they drag along.

00:17:42.520 Because it's an intellectual venture, Cole.

00:17:44.640 Isn't it obvious?

00:17:45.760 That's true.

00:17:46.440 That's true.

00:17:47.060 Like, I agree with it.

00:17:48.020 Is there any topic that we should listen to, like, take women's advice on?

00:17:53.720 Everybody was giving all this stuff.

00:17:56.100 I saw that.

00:17:57.980 Masha's ringing in the chat right now.

00:17:59.620 This is great.

00:18:00.980 Yeah.

00:18:01.340 I mean, do women not tend to gradually, like, kind of take on, like, the ideology of their,

00:18:08.800 like, man, though?

00:18:09.700 Is that not, like, a thing that happens?

00:18:11.620 It's really funny because I was on Pulse to the Wall.

00:18:14.820 Sometimes, yeah.

00:18:15.620 I was on Pulse to the Wall with Mike and Nick Paul the other day.

00:18:19.200 And they asked me, like, because, you know, my profile picture on Twitter is me and my wife.

00:18:22.660 And they were like, is she, like, political?

00:18:24.080 Is she similar to you?

00:18:24.940 And my answer to this, and this is probably, this probably applies to most women, especially 0.89

00:18:28.920 most women who were, like, married to libertarians or whatever. 1.00

00:18:32.140 My answer was, she's just not autistic enough for this shit. 0.99

00:18:35.700 And I was, I am 100% serious when I say that. 0.99

00:18:38.280 I think that there's a drastic, just, like, asymmetry between autism in men and autism

00:18:42.940 in women.

00:18:43.360 And specifically, the kind of, like, autism that brings you toward libertarianism.

00:18:47.660 There's only two types of libertarian women. 1.00

00:18:51.480 One are retarded. 1.00

00:18:52.420 The others are grifters. 1.00

00:18:53.560 And that's about it. 0.91

00:18:54.540 But they're all feds.

00:18:56.540 All of them.

00:18:57.040 Yeah, that's true.

00:18:58.940 Yeah.

00:18:59.600 So there is one type, but there's two subtypes. 0.96

00:19:02.640 Like a single retarded woman or a grifter. 1.00

00:19:06.360 A retarded woman, but I repeat myself. 1.00

00:19:10.420 Jesus Christ. 0.99

00:19:16.300 They're going to be mad at me this time. 0.97

00:19:18.100 No, because I'm making fun of cishet women. 1.00

00:19:20.920 That's acceptable. 0.99

00:19:21.620 So we need to go for either the ones who are retarded or just women who are apolitical, 1.00

00:19:27.420 then, I guess. 0.97

00:19:28.500 That's, that's the aim here.

00:19:30.440 It's what we're saying.

00:19:31.040 Yeah, you're like, don't go for, like, your blue haired, like, or pink haired.

00:19:35.080 No college, no college feminists. 1.00

00:19:37.520 So putting libertarians aside, aren't most men just usually into whatever politics their

00:19:42.680 women are? 1.00

00:19:43.200 They're just like, okay, fine, honey.

00:19:44.580 Like, yeah, we'll go vote blue or whatever.

00:19:46.840 I mean, if they're not. 0.55

00:19:47.820 I mean, if they're, if they're cocks, I guess. 1.00

00:19:49.680 In the South, for me, in the South, it's always.

00:19:51.760 I feel like most of them are.

00:19:53.540 Like, they're just, I mean.

00:19:55.460 What I've seen in the South, because that's where I'm from, like, it's like, every guy

00:19:59.180 is, like, a Republican or, like, not, maybe not Republican, but just, like, USA, USA.

00:20:04.580 Like, that's it.

00:20:05.320 Like, that's the extent of their political philosophy.

00:20:08.180 And they're not going to, like.

00:20:09.020 They're Republicans.

00:20:10.100 Yeah.

00:20:12.420 But, and, like, so are the women to an extent. 0.95

00:20:15.540 Yeah, there's, like, very, very few, like, really blue-haired, like, maybe it's coming 0.55

00:20:20.240 in now, but, like, when growing up, it was always, like, Republican or die. 0.99

00:20:25.900 Like, all the, they'll be, like, these fucking Democrats. 1.00

00:20:28.400 Democrats are the role of a racist. 1.00

00:20:30.140 All those things. 0.99

00:20:30.820 You know.

00:20:31.200 Forget the blue-haired men. 1.00

00:20:33.560 There are a few of them.

00:20:35.400 Yeah.

00:20:37.180 And then, those are probably all, like, fakeitarians people, right? 0.94

00:20:41.700 No, I wouldn't say so.

00:20:43.220 Most of them are, like, actual lefties.

00:20:46.000 Oh, fakeitarians have a field day with this one.

00:20:47.560 Hey, maybe they can, maybe they can bring us on.

00:20:49.480 Maybe they can bring us on, like, Jerry Kaufman.

00:20:51.460 I would unironically do that show.

00:20:53.540 I don't, yeah, I guess I would.

00:20:55.360 Just for the meme.

00:20:56.260 Like, I would actually do it.

00:20:58.040 Imagine, like, Jeremy was on there, and he was, it was, like, him surrounded by an insane

00:21:03.400 asylum of sorts.

00:21:04.680 Like, if you, if you guys see that picture, there's, like, Archie.

00:21:07.640 Go ahead.

00:21:08.200 Can we make one point? 1.00

00:21:08.980 Like, they have too many people on that damn show. 1.00

00:21:10.780 That is way too many. 0.99

00:21:11.760 And only, like, only, like, two of them are speaking.

00:21:14.120 Yeah, the tech guy, like, why does he show up?

00:21:16.440 The other Jeremy, there was another dude named Jeremy K.

00:21:18.920 There was Archie.

00:21:19.940 Like, yeah.

00:21:21.440 Barely any of them spoke.

00:21:22.680 There was an English guy, some thing with cat ears, and, uh, and Hudak and Archie.

00:21:30.960 And then the other, like, two of them, I didn't see two of them speak for the whole time.

00:21:34.760 Granted, most of the time, I wasn't even paying attention to what was happening, 0.99

00:21:37.460 because I was just talking shit in the chat. 0.99

00:21:39.120 That's all I was doing. 0.99

00:21:39.940 That's all I was there for.

00:21:41.080 And I, I mean, I called, I was like, this is a call to arms.

00:21:43.860 We got to go and rate this chat, everybody.

00:21:45.920 You know, like, on Twitter. 0.99

00:21:47.060 It's like facing a tribunal of, like, just dipshits. 0.98

00:21:50.280 Like, you just get up there, and, like, only, like, there's, like, ten of them. 0.99

00:21:53.220 And it's just, like, you sitting there, and then, like, you have to plead your case,

00:21:56.320 and then they're just always going to be against you.

00:21:57.900 The tran-bunal. 1.00

00:21:59.240 Oh, really?

00:21:59.860 The trans-bunal.

00:22:01.020 Oh, it's ten, it's ten people?

00:22:03.340 I thought it was, like, five.

00:22:04.240 No, no, there was, like, six.

00:22:05.100 What kind of show has five people?

00:22:06.400 It was Jeremy versus six.

00:22:08.420 So, six people.

00:22:09.600 So, basically, even odds, although he still had a little bit more firepower on his side.

00:22:14.980 That's true.

00:22:15.440 It was an even fight, yeah.

00:22:17.040 Yeah.

00:22:17.800 No, but he, I feel like, if I, if, I mean, I can't, it's easy to say, it's easy to say

00:22:22.500 this, but I just, why even bother?

00:22:25.260 Like, Jeremy was, was obviously there in good faith.

00:22:27.480 He was actually having conversations with the people there in good faith.

00:22:31.020 That's not the move, in my opinion. 1.00

00:22:32.860 What you do is you just go on there, and you just say the most absurd shit. 1.00

00:22:36.000 Like, the English guy came on you, like, shut up, fucking limey Brit. 1.00

00:22:38.800 Get away. 1.00

00:22:39.480 Like, why take you seriously?

00:22:41.720 Did he at least, like, be like, hey, Archie, at least I show up to my debate?

00:22:46.580 I don't know.

00:22:48.480 Oh, God.

00:22:49.780 That would have been good.

00:22:51.400 I do think he genuinely took him off guard by how, like, how, like, pleasant and nice of a person he is.

00:22:57.360 Because, like, whenever you speak to somebody, that's very different from interacting with them on Twitter.

00:23:02.300 And I could tell that, not that, not that they warmed up to him, but that they, well, I guess that would be relatively warming up to him.

00:23:09.980 But, like, they were already at, like, a negative 50, and then they kind of went up to, like, a negative 10 instead.

00:23:15.160 So that is warming up relatively, but they didn't, like, I'm not saying they loved him afterward.

00:23:19.320 But I could tell that Hudak and Archie were definitely kind of taken aback by how pleasant of a person he actually was.

00:23:25.200 Not the other ones, though.

00:23:26.660 Right.

00:23:27.000 Well, yeah.

00:23:27.600 I said, dude, Masha's in the, I totally forgot this.

00:23:31.100 She had sent me a, she made a couple of really good memes out of it.

00:23:34.400 The one where, like, Archie's happy, happy, and then Jeremy, and then the last panel is Archie, like, looking sad.

00:23:40.300 And the first thing, I was like, Archie, I told her this in a DM.

00:23:43.900 I was like, Archie looks like an obese earthworm.

00:23:46.980 Does it?

00:23:47.600 Dude, these memes, these memes are great.

00:23:49.620 And I was like, why did Archie shave his beard?

00:23:51.840 He actually looks way worse, like, without it.

00:23:53.900 Shaved his beard?

00:23:54.980 Yes.

00:23:55.280 Oh, he's going to look very bad.

00:23:56.460 You ever seen the memes?

00:23:57.560 I'm like, dude, he's.

00:23:58.920 I've been off Twitter the last couple of days.

00:24:00.400 Now he's just totally hairless completely. 0.99

00:24:04.900 And he, I don't know, he looks like a fucking thumb or something. 0.99

00:24:07.640 He looks like an obese earthworm. 1.00

00:24:09.860 Like I said. 0.99

00:24:10.340 Dude, hey, if Reed shaved his head and his mustache, he'd look like a thumb.

00:24:15.660 100%.

00:24:16.060 Oh, yeah.

00:24:16.620 Haven't you seen the picture that I put on Twitter?

00:24:19.420 I did see that.

00:24:20.540 Yes.

00:24:21.080 It's terrifying.

00:24:22.040 I'll send it to you guys.

00:24:23.100 It's hilarious because you're making a psychotic expression in the picture, too.

00:24:26.000 I think I'm 18 in it.

00:24:27.260 I haven't shaved my head since I was, like, 18 or 19.

00:24:30.020 But, yeah. 0.91

00:24:30.860 So you put down the robes and hood and shit since then? 0.97

00:24:34.340 I don't really want to talk about that on the air. 0.98

00:24:37.600 He got the laser removal of the swastika on his neck.

00:24:40.720 He covered it up, and now it's a Windows loco.

00:24:47.020 He turned the SS into Super Saiyan. 0.85

00:24:51.860 Oh, no.

00:24:52.680 Now we're Nazis. 0.51

00:24:54.060 No, it's Reed.

00:24:55.040 But we are by association.

00:24:56.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:56.440 We call him out, actually.

00:24:57.600 We were actually there to change it from being a Nazi to being whatever we are.

00:25:03.280 I mean, I am a skinhead.

00:25:06.400 Nazi adjacent.

00:25:07.120 We've had other skinheads on the show besides me as well, so Clint is one of them as well, so I don't know.

00:25:14.920 Do you guys know the origin of that?

00:25:16.420 Like, skinheads? 1.00

00:25:17.160 Like, neo-Nazis shaving their heads and shit? 1.00

00:25:18.840 Is anybody? 1.00

00:25:19.400 There's got to be a story for why that's a thing.

00:25:21.240 I don't know.

00:25:22.660 They wanted to be black, but they're just like, what's going to say to you, Caleb, baby? 1.00

00:25:27.120 I fucking hate black people and Jews so bad, I'm going to shave my head. 1.00

00:25:30.800 Like, why do black people look so good when they shave their heads? 1.00

00:25:35.160 They start giving you, like, nose enlargements. 0.99

00:25:36.980 We look like cancer patients.

00:25:38.760 They get nose enlargements.

00:25:40.540 I don't know, man.

00:25:41.340 That alopecia congresswoman doesn't look very good. 1.00

00:25:43.900 They, like, shave their heads, get nose enlargements and lip injections, really.

00:25:51.180 But I wonder where that comes from.

00:25:53.320 You know, I'm sure there's an answer.

00:25:55.020 I just wondered if any of y'all...

00:25:55.980 You'd have to look it up, Toad. 0.99

00:25:56.920 I was just kind of shooting the shit. 0.98

00:25:58.580 I think everything comes from, like, 4chan or something. 0.99

00:26:01.480 I don't know.

00:26:02.060 I don't know about that.

00:26:03.020 I mean, skinheads have been around for a long time, but...

00:26:05.380 I know.

00:26:05.880 I'm just joking.

00:26:08.460 Any comments?

00:26:09.800 Read, skinhead?

00:26:11.900 I have no idea.

00:26:12.960 I didn't know if you were asking for personal experience or what, but...

00:26:15.940 No, no, I was happy.

00:26:16.800 I was, like, I was just, you know...

00:26:18.580 I am seriously curious about why...

00:26:22.260 Why they shave their heads.

00:26:23.520 Have you guys shaved your head before?

00:26:24.620 Like, down to skin?

00:26:25.740 Oh, man.

00:26:27.080 No, but I remember, like...

00:26:28.940 I'm going to, at one point, just to shock everybody,

00:26:30.960 shave everything and just look totally different.

00:26:33.640 Yeah.

00:26:34.260 I think I did it six times.

00:26:36.120 Shaved my head.

00:26:37.340 So, I'm like...

00:26:37.640 I don't know.

00:26:38.000 It was, like, my eight...

00:26:39.180 When I was 18 to 19, 20-ish.

00:26:43.040 But then I got out of it, yeah.

00:26:44.560 I hope they breathe.

00:26:46.560 Yeah.

00:26:47.080 I did it when I was 18 just to, like, freak people out.

00:26:50.900 Like, back when I actually had hair and I didn't know what it was going to look like

00:26:53.880 because I had, like, thick hair the whole time.

00:26:55.920 And I still did up until I was, I don't know, 31, 32, something like that.

00:26:59.780 But when I was 18, I shaved my head.

00:27:01.540 And my mom, like, freaked out.

00:27:03.480 But then was like, wait, it actually doesn't look that bad.

00:27:06.240 And I was like, yeah, all right.

00:27:07.840 That's, like, I had anybody in mind that shaved his head.

00:27:10.600 You got a mohawk?

00:27:11.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:12.760 Holy shit. 1.00

00:27:13.580 Holy shit. 1.00

00:27:14.360 You should bring that back. 0.99

00:27:15.720 Should I?

00:27:16.900 Yeah.

00:27:17.420 I mean, I do the mustache just for attention.

00:27:20.120 I mean, people think, like, oh, dude, you think that looks great or something?

00:27:23.540 I'm like, no.

00:27:24.480 It's a mustache.

00:27:25.560 A mustache that never...

00:27:26.720 It's a requirement to be a trucker, but it's mostly just to, like, it's...

00:27:30.980 I mean, everyone at Porkfest knew who I was pretty quickly.

00:27:33.960 And without the mustache, it probably wouldn't have been as, you know, recognized.

00:27:38.120 Yeah, noticeable.

00:27:38.880 I thought to join the trucker's union, you had to grow a mustache. 1.00

00:27:42.280 Dude, fuck the trucker's union. 1.00

00:27:43.760 I'll never join the trucker's union. 1.00

00:27:45.340 Oh, wait, there is a trucker's union? 0.89

00:27:46.640 I was just bullshitting. 0.86

00:27:47.240 Of course there is. 0.98

00:27:48.780 Somebody's asking, is Drew naturally bald or is he a skinhead?

00:27:52.360 Drew shaves his head.

00:27:55.700 Yeah.

00:27:56.140 Yeah.

00:27:56.660 He shaves his head.

00:27:58.100 I was going to say that it's also a requirement to join Odyssey, but then Jeremy Kaufman has

00:28:01.540 hair, I believe.

00:28:03.060 Oh, yeah, he does.

00:28:04.200 He doesn't have hair.

00:28:06.060 Just like Hitler was allowed to have brown hair and be short and have... 1.00

00:28:09.960 And brown eyes and shit. 1.00

00:28:10.780 Even though he's the leader of the master race, it's the same. 1.00

00:28:13.640 Like, if you own Odyssey, you don't have to shave your head.

00:28:16.460 And have a Jewish mom to boot. 0.99

00:28:18.940 Yeah.

00:28:19.700 Like, what?

00:28:21.360 He just had mother problems.

00:28:22.700 His mother beat him when he was young.

00:28:24.900 He was also Austrian and loved Germany.

00:28:27.080 Like, okay.

00:28:28.120 So there was a British soldier who almost shot him in World War I.

00:28:31.340 Have you guys heard that story?

00:28:32.740 No, no.

00:28:33.680 It was pretty...

00:28:35.360 I think it was after he was wounded.

00:28:37.700 He was crawling out of the trench and there was a British soldier who had him in his sights

00:28:41.960 and then he decided not to shoot him.

00:28:44.500 And then Hitler actually made a point of it before World War II started. 0.56

00:28:49.220 He was talking about it when he was talking to Chamberlain or something.

00:28:52.440 And apparently he knew the guy's name and everything.

00:28:55.180 But I don't know.

00:28:56.680 A little side story there.

00:28:57.940 The British guy was like, you're going to be great one day.

00:29:00.440 I'll call mercy on you.

00:29:02.760 He's probably in some house that got bombed during the Blitz. 1.00

00:29:05.900 He's just like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:29:06.840 I thought he became totally evil because he was a failed painter. 1.00

00:29:15.360 I don't know what's called him.

00:29:16.220 That's true.

00:29:16.300 A failed artist. 0.87

00:29:16.740 That is when the father beat him and he didn't like Jews and other stuff.

00:29:20.900 So there's a lot of other things.

00:29:22.700 But I thought it was because he was a vegetarian.

00:29:24.880 Hey, this is a pretty high standard for your father beating you and doing bad things.

00:29:31.080 If your father beats you and you just beat your wife, you're just like, at least that didn't come Hitler. 0.98

00:29:35.160 That didn't kill him.

00:29:37.500 That's true.

00:29:38.840 The bar's up here.

00:29:40.620 I'm down here.

00:29:41.360 I'm good.

00:29:42.640 I only hurt one person.

00:29:43.760 He hurt six million or maybe less than that.

00:29:46.460 Who knows?

00:29:48.160 5.9 million.

00:29:49.300 Don't say any lower or else it's over.

00:29:55.940 Oh, my God.

00:29:57.080 Hey, we're off in Germany.

00:30:00.240 We're banned in all countries at this point.

00:30:03.580 Except for Argentina.

00:30:04.480 They really like us.

00:30:05.260 Are you guys worried this channel is going to get banned once you get enough subscribers?

00:30:08.600 I mean, you can still kind of...

00:30:09.940 It probably will, but that's part of the fun.

00:30:12.820 It's just the chase, right?

00:30:14.440 P is still on YouTube.

00:30:16.080 That's true, too.

00:30:17.720 Legion of Skanks is still on YouTube.

00:30:19.160 They have 80,000 subscribers.

00:30:21.940 Dave Smith is still on there.

00:30:23.840 Part of the problem.

00:30:25.220 ComeTown is still on YouTube.

00:30:26.680 All of these ones.

00:30:27.840 Hell, even...

00:30:28.640 I'm actually kind of shocked that not much has happened to Tom Woods' show just from having 0.65

00:30:32.900 all the people, all the doctors and shit on for the COVID stuff.

00:30:36.540 Yeah.

00:30:37.100 Because that's the big thing that gets you now is talking about that. 0.99

00:30:40.660 Talking about specifically a couple of things to do with the fucking virus. 0.99

00:30:44.420 Yeah. 0.99

00:30:44.940 Tom's most viral...

00:30:46.860 One of his talks got removed.

00:30:48.160 Oh, good point.

00:30:49.080 Yeah.

00:30:49.400 I remember that one, yeah.

00:30:51.640 Good plan.

00:30:52.220 Words there to viral.

00:30:53.500 I like that.

00:30:54.120 Yeah.

00:30:54.840 Right.

00:30:58.200 I intended to do that, obviously.

00:31:00.440 Obviously.

00:31:01.080 Yeah.

00:31:01.260 So, what did y'all do for July 4th?

00:31:05.300 I had a Sonic chili cheese dog.

00:31:08.460 I had really fun with that.

00:31:09.580 I felt like American.

00:31:11.180 Probably the most favorite thing I've done this year.

00:31:13.500 My wife cooked us a steak.

00:31:16.240 Wait, your wife cooked a steak? 0.99

00:31:17.880 Mm-hmm.

00:31:18.600 What kind of man are you that you cook a steak in your house?

00:31:21.600 Yeah. 0.99

00:31:21.920 I just fucking wanted to do it. 0.75

00:31:22.940 I don't know, dude. 0.99

00:31:23.460 Women don't touch the grilled meats, man. 1.00

00:31:28.880 You want to know something else? 1.00

00:31:30.020 Another confession that's going to get me shit? 1.00

00:31:31.780 What? 1.00

00:31:32.380 I don't own a grill.

00:31:34.060 Oh, my God.

00:31:34.960 Are you in an apartment, though?

00:31:36.560 No, I'm in a house with a half an acre.

00:31:38.280 You're going to eye on a grill.

00:31:39.100 I'm a truck driver.

00:31:40.020 Well, yeah, that's real, but yeah.

00:31:43.620 Keep it on, like, the back of this truck and just, hey, guys, not too big of a load.

00:31:48.660 You better not ding my grill.

00:31:51.640 I do like to cook, though.

00:31:54.300 I mean, the issue, yeah, the issue with what I got right now is I have one of those grills

00:31:58.600 that's, like, it mimics an outdoor grill, but it's actually an indoor grill. 0.97

00:32:02.920 I'm in, like, a townhouse, and my HOA has this shit all, like, banned. 0.98

00:32:06.940 It's, like, a huge fire hazard. 0.97

00:32:08.340 Like, I don't know if I should actually try to use them. 0.98

00:32:10.940 I don't give a shit what the HOA says, really, but I don't want to, like, burn down my place. 0.97

00:32:14.860 Then I have this, like, deck out back, and I could grill out there if I wanted to, I guess. 0.98

00:32:20.420 That's, like, my option.

00:32:21.940 Wait, you have an HOA?

00:32:23.580 Yeah.

00:32:24.560 Look at the chat.

00:32:25.500 Somebody says Nick has a George Floyd grill.

00:32:30.560 Dude, I used to have one of those.

00:32:32.200 Oh, my God.

00:32:32.780 I used to have one of those, man, because when you're, like, in a college and your, you know,

00:32:37.240 dorm rooms have certain things that you have to adhere to, it's, like, oh, well, I'm going to sneak past that

00:32:42.860 by having a rice cooker, a foreman grill, a toaster oven, which you're not supposed to have either, 0.97

00:32:48.760 but we did have that, and we would make, like, grilled cheese sandwiches with a fucking iron. 0.98

00:32:53.620 You ever do that? 0.99

00:32:54.760 Jesus Christ.

00:32:55.420 I've never done it. 1.00

00:32:56.100 Fucking white trash shit is thanks. 1.00

00:32:58.640 You never went to college, Nick. 1.00

00:33:00.380 Yes, I did. 1.00

00:33:02.000 Oh, damn it. 0.99

00:33:02.660 Well, I'm going to drop out where I went. 0.99

00:33:04.860 Yeah, okay.

00:33:05.880 Oh.

00:33:08.720 Let's not do that.

00:33:10.020 I remember there's, since I went to college in Florida, a bunch of my friends went out fishing,

00:33:14.480 and they caught, like, a big fish, came back and cleaned it, and then took it up to their, like,

00:33:20.160 George Foreman grill, and they, like, started grilling their fish on a George Foreman grill in their dorm room,

00:33:25.240 and so, like, the whole floor smelled like...

00:33:26.700 That must have smelled so bad. 1.00

00:33:28.360 Yeah, fuck that. 1.00

00:33:29.060 The whole floor smelled like fish, and, like, the RAs came in, they were like, what the fuck is this? 1.00

00:33:33.980 Dude, the Foreman grill, like, has, like, this, like, tray to catch all the grease, too. 0.69

00:33:39.360 Like, the whole thing probably just got destroyed.

00:33:42.000 Like, I don't know why you would do that.

00:33:43.820 Dude, in the dorms, when I was in school, the, I think the microwave that they had in, like, the common area,

00:33:50.260 it didn't have a popcorn setting, so people would, like, put the, you know, two minutes or whatever, 0.98

00:33:54.200 and every fucking person who tried to do popcorn in that thing burned the shit and smoked us out 0.99

00:33:59.440 because of the fucking smoke alarm, so we all had to walk out, go out, even though we know 1.00

00:34:03.060 somebody fucking, you know, somebody burned popcorn. 1.00

00:34:06.840 Fuck that. 1.00

00:34:07.200 Those were the worst times in college of, like, one o'clock in the morning, 1.00

00:34:11.440 someone burns their popcorn, and everybody has to fucking walk nine floors down the dorm room 0.91

00:34:17.580 Yeah, well, try doing that, and also doing that when it's zero degrees outside. 0.97

00:34:21.620 That's true.

00:34:22.200 And, like, even a little blizzard, because that's what happened where I was. 0.98

00:34:25.380 That's your fault for living in a frozen shithole. 1.00

00:34:29.520 Get frozen to the equator, stupid. 1.00

00:34:31.700 That's where the warmth is. 1.00

00:34:32.820 Hey, it's called an ice hole, okay?

00:34:35.040 An ice hole?

00:34:36.060 Yeah, I don't know.

00:34:36.760 No, that's one of those holes that you make to, I don't know, fish out of, I guess. 1.00

00:34:41.180 Or it's just the state that your asshole is in when you live in Massachusetts in the winter. 1.00

00:34:46.000 Let's just say, I'm going to start calling you an ice hole. 1.00

00:34:49.860 Have you guys ever been in, like, negative 20 degree weather?

00:34:53.440 I've been in a giant freezer that was that cold, but no.

00:34:56.020 Oh, okay.

00:34:56.860 I've never been north of Virginia, so no.

00:34:59.780 Oh, God.

00:35:00.620 Yeah, no, I mean, like, your nose hairs freeze to the side of your nose as you inhale,

00:35:05.540 and then when you exhale, they thaw off again, and then they freeze.

00:35:08.680 So there's, like, is there, like, pouring, like, snot and water, like, or liquid out of your nose?

00:35:13.700 Like, you'll have, like, snot-sicles coming out of your nose.

00:35:16.800 It's pretty nasty.

00:35:17.140 Jesus Christ.

00:35:18.200 Yeah.

00:35:18.440 I mean, you can't have a mustache where you get, like, a frozen mustache or anything?

00:35:22.500 See, I didn't have a mustache.

00:35:23.600 Well, I had a beard, so yeah.

00:35:24.760 I mean, it would, like, yeah.

00:35:26.140 I mean, your breath would freeze in your beard, so you'd just have ice all over your beard

00:35:31.160 and snot frozen in it.

00:35:32.540 Yeah, it's great.

00:35:34.000 You have evolved past all that hair.

00:35:36.720 We're not supposed to be in that kind of cold weather anymore.

00:35:39.540 We're smooth now.

00:35:40.480 Yeah, we're not monkeys yet anymore.

00:35:42.540 And, like, your tears freeze, too.

00:35:45.400 So then you're, like, you're blind.

00:35:46.320 Why are you crying, Toad?

00:35:47.800 I was just walking around constantly crying.

00:35:50.280 No, you naturally have liquid in your eyes, man.

00:35:52.940 Yeah, I was climbing in the White Mountains, I think, in January or February, and it was

00:35:57.640 got to be white.

00:35:58.960 It was, like, 10 degrees out, and there was, like, 30 mile-per-hour winds.

00:36:03.320 And so we're wearing ski masks and goggles and everything.

00:36:07.560 My dad and I got off the top.

00:36:08.700 You sure that was the White Mountain?

00:36:11.660 Dude, Porkfest is in the White Mountains because it's a racist festival, obviously.

00:36:16.420 Anyway, we got up on the top, and I took my goggles off just to look around, and one

00:36:20.920 of my eyes froze shut, and I couldn't get it to open again.

00:36:24.440 So I had to put my goggles back on. 0.98

00:36:25.880 Holy shit. 0.99

00:36:26.700 Then after, like, 30 seconds, it thawed open. 0.99

00:36:29.500 My eye thawed open.

00:36:31.740 Do the White Mountains make the Black Mountains pick the pine trees?

00:36:38.160 Spruce, Cole!

00:36:40.440 Spruce!

00:36:41.880 Oh, man.

00:36:45.000 I couldn't wait to get that one out.

00:36:47.960 I don't know.

00:36:48.340 I thought you were going to go to cotton plants or something.

00:36:50.560 I don't know what's going on here.

00:36:50.840 I know in my head I was going to go cotton, and I was like, no, let's be funnier if I 0.98

00:36:54.200 say something like pine tree or, like, fucking spruce. 0.98

00:36:56.620 Like, for no reason. 0.99

00:36:57.620 Some tree, yeah.

00:36:59.260 Just...

00:36:59.860 Nick, is there a story here?

00:37:03.800 Well, one time, yeah, it was, like, late, the wee hours of the night, and the alarm had

00:37:08.260 gone off in the dorm, and there was...

00:37:11.680 The street that the dorm was on, they had one of those, like, their pillars with chains

00:37:17.720 attached to them, just, you know, to separate the sidewalk from the road.

00:37:20.660 I don't know why, because, you know, it was a very clear separation anyway, but one guy 0.98

00:37:24.760 went to jump over the thing, and his foot caught on the chain, and he fucking, bam, smacked 0.97

00:37:28.840 real hard into the concrete on the road. 0.91

00:37:32.680 The only thing I remember is, like, I was...

00:37:35.620 In front of, like, a hundred people, this was a major embarrassment for this poor dude.

00:37:39.800 Sorry, Cole.

00:37:40.940 No, it was fun.

00:37:41.740 I just remember, like, whenever we had a...

00:37:45.240 What's it called? 0.99

00:37:46.460 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:37:48.400 Like, we had to get back at a certain time and go to bed. 1.00

00:37:50.720 Curfew?

00:37:51.400 A curfew.

00:37:51.980 That's the word. 1.00

00:37:52.340 Holy shit! 0.99

00:37:53.280 Dude, I totally forgot the word curfew. 0.99

00:37:54.980 Yeah, even though the government has, like, mandated curfews in many places this past year.

00:38:00.400 But I went to, like, a really strict conservative college, and so there was a curfew.

00:38:05.440 Well, the fire alarm happened after the curfew, so we're all out down there.

00:38:10.060 Well, this guy comes in and realizes it passed curfew, and he's on his motorcycle, so he

00:38:14.680 just starts ripping his motorcycle up and down the road right there, and, like, all the

00:38:19.500 security only had segways, and so they were, like, going after him on segways, and he's

00:38:24.780 just, like, wah, and then comes, wah.

00:38:28.080 He got in so much trouble.

00:38:30.300 Also, people would randomly just try to get everybody to run back in at the same time,

00:38:36.020 and so someone would just run for the doors, and then they get, like, tackled by security,

00:38:40.900 and, like, it, like, it was really bad.

00:38:43.200 Tackled by security for running around after curfew?

00:38:47.080 No, no, no, for, like, a fire alarm would try to run back in, get people to run back

00:38:51.160 into the building.

00:38:52.300 Oh, wow, the alarm was still going?

00:38:53.840 Yeah, alarm was still going. 1.00

00:38:54.640 Oh, shit, okay. 1.00

00:38:55.540 Yeah, they get really mad about that. 1.00

00:39:01.360 You know what kind of press we did? 1.00

00:39:02.740 If you died, stay the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:39:04.240 Even though it's popcorn, that's all it is. 0.99

00:39:08.140 Yeah, everybody, there was never once an actual, you know, not a false alarm.

00:39:12.940 It was never really, they were all false alarms, every single one of them. 0.98

00:39:16.180 Well, they were real alarms, but for, you know what I mean, it's for fucking people burning 0.99

00:39:19.340 their shit in the microwave, or somebody tried to smoke in the dorms, or whatever. 0.99

00:39:23.460 Oh, well, I mean, I went to a tech school, so it was always shit like, oh, I just found 1.00

00:39:28.360 this monitor that people were trying to throw away, and I'm like, this looks like it still 0.99

00:39:31.720 works, and then I plug it in, and it bursts into flames, and I'm like, oh, shit. 0.88

00:39:36.740 Or there was this other time where my roommates and I decided that we were going to set up 0.95

00:39:42.280 our own system where we had an overhead projector that was going to project what we had on a

00:39:48.120 computer onto the wall in our dorm room.

00:39:52.740 So it was like 120-something inch screen. 0.89

00:39:55.040 We were like, fuck yeah, we're going to watch the Super Bowl on this, or whatever.

00:39:58.040 And we took a monitor apart, like a flat screen monitor, mounted it on an overhead projector, 0.99

00:40:04.380 and we were like, oh, shit, this thing is getting, like, so hot. 0.85

00:40:06.860 And then we had to, like, mount all these fans on it just to cool it down. 0.98

00:40:09.940 And we were able to watch the Super Bowl on it, and then it, like, overheated, and that

00:40:13.780 was also a problem, so I don't know. 0.99

00:40:16.320 Where I went, it was shit like that. 0.96

00:40:17.880 What'd you do with the, what'd you, what was the point of the monitor on the projector? 0.98

00:40:23.880 Because we wanted to be able to project things that we were playing on a computer.

00:40:29.120 But we didn't have smart TVs or anything back then.

00:40:32.260 Oh, it was, like, an actual projector that you had to, you had to put on the slide of whatever

00:40:37.540 you wanted to show, and it would mirror up and...

00:40:39.520 Yes. 0.98

00:40:39.920 Oh, so you had the monitor on the fucking projector, like, the face of... 0.99

00:40:43.920 Wow, that's okay. 0.99

00:40:44.440 This was, like, 2006, man. 0.99

00:40:47.940 Shit, they used those projectors whenever I was in fucking eighth grade in the 2010s, 0.99

00:40:52.420 or whatever it was. 1.00

00:40:53.400 They still used those fucking things back in, you know, depending on where you go. 0.99

00:40:57.360 Public school? 0.99

00:40:58.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:58.500 They're not gonna upgrade that shit. 0.99

00:41:00.240 I don't know, man. 1.00

00:41:00.960 They're putting smart fucking screens in pre-K and kindergarten classes. 0.98

00:41:05.660 Hey, Reed, whenever you're with a lady, do you ever go, like, I have a 0.99

00:41:09.900 really big load, and it's ready to be delivered?

00:41:12.700 Or anything like that, dude?

00:41:14.040 An oversized load?

00:41:15.840 I mean, like, the lot lizard pickup lines, is that what you're looking for? 0.99

00:41:21.200 Yeah, the lot lizard pickup lines?

00:41:23.400 That would be an amazing bit.

00:41:25.160 Let's just go through lot lizard pickup lines. 0.99

00:41:28.360 Yeah.

00:41:29.100 Man, I mean, you don't usually need a pickup line with lot lizards.

00:41:32.480 You need...

00:41:33.320 You're trying to lock the door quickly enough to protect yourself.

00:41:37.780 What's up, Susan?

00:41:38.860 You sound a little bit less creaky today.

00:41:43.120 I honestly haven't run into lot lizards.

00:41:45.900 I mean, I don't know if you gotta be in the right place or what.

00:41:49.400 There's only...

00:41:49.760 I've only seen one in my travels so far, so I don't know what that's all about.

00:41:55.520 How many of them turn out to be, like, serial killers?

00:41:58.500 Like, um...

00:41:59.240 I would know how many of them are off.

00:42:00.480 That chick that Charlize Theron played in Monster. 0.94

00:42:04.220 You know what I'm talking about?

00:42:05.380 I haven't watched that movie.

00:42:07.540 I'm like, I'm gonna call a Nick Ashley on that one.

00:42:11.760 Right.

00:42:14.260 It's based on this actual...

00:42:15.380 How funny would it have been if I actually had seen that movie?

00:42:17.660 It's like, oh, I don't want to say that.

00:42:19.220 No, I haven't, though.

00:42:20.340 It's the one movie that he's seen. 0.99

00:42:21.740 I think it won, like, awards and shit. 0.98

00:42:23.680 I don't know. 0.98

00:42:23.860 It's about this...

00:42:25.380 It's based on this actual female serial killer who was... 1.00

00:42:30.020 I'm pretty sure she was a lot lizard. 1.00

00:42:31.720 She was murdering truckers. 1.00

00:42:33.880 Yikes.

00:42:35.720 Nick thinks Get Out is a documentary, so...

00:42:39.660 Yeah, but Get Out, no. 0.92

00:42:41.280 My prior job was setting poles.

00:42:45.640 Like, setting, you know, utility poles.

00:42:47.780 Yeah, I think that's fine.

00:42:49.000 And there were, like, these pole covers.

00:42:51.260 They're, like, these plastic covers you slide over the top of the pole.

00:42:55.860 For when you set it between wires.

00:42:57.700 It's called a condom.

00:42:58.920 And, yeah, I mean, you got to dig safe each hole, you know, sort of, like, getting an STD test done or something.

00:43:05.420 You know, like, there were so many different, like, parallels you could draw.

00:43:09.100 So, yeah, you're right, though.

00:43:10.860 The current job also has that with the load thing.

00:43:13.860 Dude, blue-collar workers have the best jokes, and it's not even close.

00:43:18.260 Like, it is so much fun, like, to go to a work site.

00:43:20.900 It's because we hate our lives so much of the time, so you got to have something that, like, gets you through the day.

00:43:25.840 This was, um, I can't remember who came up with this, like, theory, but it was just, like, the funniest people are the ones that have gone through, like, the most hardship or, like, live in, like, the most boring places or have, like, because, like, there's nothing else to amuse ourselves except for making jokes.

00:43:41.300 Like, we're not rich.

00:43:42.580 Like, that's, which I think is 100% true.

00:43:45.520 Oh, yeah.

00:43:45.920 Yeah, yeah, some of the funniest jokes I know are from, like, the worst days of work we've ever had, you know, where you just want to kill yourself.

00:43:52.980 Like, that's where the, that's where the good humor comes out, for sure.

00:43:56.820 So, days you're like, ha-ha, let's play Russian roulette as a joke.

00:44:00.120 Wee! 0.99

00:44:02.200 Speaking of fucked up humor, I made the list. 0.99

00:44:05.060 I made Siraj's list. 0.99

00:44:06.600 Oh, yeah, hell yeah.

00:44:07.780 Yeah, I'm sorry, I talked about that.

00:44:08.900 So, and I sent you the picture of the tweet.

00:44:11.800 I don't know if you can put it on the screen or whatever, but it's the, I ratioed the list.

00:44:16.120 It was pretty glorious.

00:44:17.580 Because I, I'd seen the tweet earlier.

00:44:19.260 Let me see.

00:44:20.460 I just DMed it to you on Twitter.

00:44:22.320 Oh, okay.

00:44:22.960 So, you better, whoever's watching probably knows, but Siraj Hashmi is, like, a conservative guy that does, like, a show.

00:44:30.440 I don't know if he does news or journalism or whatever, but I know he does a podcast.

00:44:34.260 And every, I don't know if it's weekly.

00:44:36.100 I think it's weekly, where he'll come out with a list of 10.

00:44:39.620 It's, like, 10 people who need their phone taken away.

00:44:42.200 So, like, anytime you see somebody that makes a really shitty tweet, a lot of the times he'll be in the replies, like, with the handwriting emoji.

00:44:48.620 And his thing is just, he says, uh-oh, and just has a bunch of handwriting emojis.

00:44:53.360 So, that means they're being put on the list.

00:44:56.140 Now, Reid, take it away.

00:45:00.520 Reid made the list.

00:45:01.660 I made the list.

00:45:02.580 So, yeah, I was feeling edgy.

00:45:04.380 I think this is probably the edgiest tweet I've ever put out, or close, at least.

00:45:09.140 I don't think so, but.

00:45:10.460 No.

00:45:10.840 The Zionist ones got pretty edgy, too. 0.99

00:45:12.960 I think the Israel ones are worse. 0.99

00:45:15.060 Yeah.

00:45:15.420 Yeah.

00:45:15.920 It was, it's obviously the picture of Megan and John on the left, McCain, and it said, and then on the right, she's crying over his casket, and it says, name a bigger upgrade.

00:45:25.680 And, yeah, got us, it created a bit of a stir.

00:45:30.720 So, he put me on the list, and then I ratioed him twice, once in the picture here, by just replying, based, that ratio. 0.92

00:45:38.700 And then someone commented on it, what a POS, or what a, it was like, what a POS, or what a trash human being, or something. 0.95

00:45:47.400 Obviously directed at me, but I just turned it around and said, I know, but at least he's dead. 0.95

00:45:51.920 And then that ratioed me on the mail post.

00:45:53.880 Dude, and then what's amazing with the story is it has a second part for whenever Rumsfeld died, and you said, I think I found the upgrade, or something like that.

00:46:03.780 Yeah, so someone said that to me, and they said, hey, Reed, I think I found the upgrade.

00:46:07.280 It's just a picture of, like, the Rumsfeld family's, I don't know, condolences or whatever.

00:46:14.120 So, then I just quote tweeted it, and I said, found one.

00:46:18.900 It's so great.

00:46:20.800 That didn't take off, though.

00:46:22.140 That one only got, like, 20 likes.

00:46:23.740 No one really saw that one, but.

00:46:25.440 Oh, yeah.

00:46:26.280 It's crazy, because, like, I'm on Facebook, and so I have, like, Facebook friends and everything. 0.99

00:46:30.640 And what's crazy is how many people actually do believe Rumsfeld is a piece of shit, and it was actually a terrible person. 0.97

00:46:36.280 It's like, where were you 20 years ago? 1.00

00:46:38.620 Like, all of you believed this dude.

00:46:41.060 Everybody was just like, oh, yeah, he's one of the, like, we need to be in Iraq. 1.00

00:46:43.620 But then, now, when he dies, they're like, yeah, he was kind of a piece of shit, wasn't he? 1.00

00:46:47.980 Well, in fairness, you could change your mind. 1.00

00:46:49.760 I mean, it's not, you know what I mean?

00:46:50.960 Like, George Bush had, like, a 90-something approval rating right after 9-11.

00:46:54.020 So, you know what I mean?

00:46:54.860 Like, people can learn new things and change their mind on it.

00:46:57.760 Or, you know, it's most new ideas.

00:47:00.140 Yeah, right.

00:47:00.720 Like, a lot of people.

00:47:02.060 Yeah, back then. 1.00

00:47:02.700 I was a fucking Republican back then. 0.99

00:47:05.780 Yeah, a lot of people have that. 0.99

00:47:07.080 Yeah, that's, I understand what you're saying, but I just, you know, be a little bit, you know, more forgiving.

00:47:11.980 It is pretty funny that, like, this guy was, like, the number one, and then when he dies, like, not very many people were, like, giving him.

00:47:19.560 Like, because, like, the media gave, like, the McCain treatment to McCain when he died, even though they, like, they also bashed him whenever he was running for president.

00:47:26.260 But then when he died, he got all the.

00:47:27.580 Yeah, but, dude, the media sacrificed the Iraq war.

00:47:30.520 Like, they're willing to say that was bad now, the media, the mainstream media does.

00:47:34.780 So, even though it all is, you know, they'll let him fall on his sword. 1.00

00:47:38.580 He's the piece of shit that got us into the Iraq war. 1.00

00:47:41.460 Even Bush is, like, the dummy who just went along with it, you know, like, they, you know, he's, like, oh, look, they fought and drawing pictures, you know, he's such a nice idiot, you know. 1.00

00:47:50.540 But Rumsfeld and Cheney, like, they don't get any love from the mainstream media because they're, I mean, rightfully so, but it's not for the right reason. 0.97

00:47:57.940 It's just because they want to let those.

00:48:00.200 Well, they made that, uh, then they make that, uh, that movie about Cheney.

00:48:04.540 Vice.

00:48:05.160 Vice.

00:48:05.980 Christian Bale.

00:48:07.300 Where they were, like, this guy, he, like, he was the actual, like, president. 0.99

00:48:11.740 Like, and they made George W. look like a dumbass, which he was. 0.98

00:48:15.200 But they, they, Cheney was smart. 0.99

00:48:16.740 It is true. 0.99

00:48:17.680 But it's just, like, dumb that they're lionizing George Bush now. 1.00

00:48:21.000 You can't let him off the fucking hook. 1.00

00:48:22.500 Right. 1.00

00:48:23.140 At all. 1.00

00:48:24.320 He's still a demon who deserves to be worse than hell, you know. 0.99

00:48:26.720 It's just because he's an orange man bad guy, so that's why they kind of. 0.99

00:48:30.580 That's right.

00:48:31.120 Okay, cool. 1.00

00:48:32.200 A useful idiot is still useful. 1.00

00:48:34.440 Like, it's still him that did it. 1.00

00:48:37.280 Yeah.

00:48:37.680 He's still culpable, yeah.

00:48:39.540 It's so funny.

00:48:40.500 You can tell.

00:48:41.020 Y'all mentioned the McCain dying thing.

00:48:44.280 That was a weird way to say it, wasn't it? 0.99

00:48:45.660 But you could tell they, it's like they get marching orders because every fucking person 0.99

00:48:50.160 who talked about it, they were calling him a maverick. 1.00

00:48:52.880 Every fucking one of them were calling him a maverick. 0.99

00:48:56.120 Yes. 1.00

00:48:56.800 So, it's like, you could tell they were instructed.

00:48:59.340 They were like, call him a maverick. 1.00

00:49:00.880 Like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:49:01.620 What the fuck? 1.00

00:49:02.080 Who says maverick? 1.00

00:49:03.260 What the fuck are we talking about? 0.99

00:49:04.540 I had a really funny tweet. 0.99

00:49:05.700 I thought it was funny. 0.99

00:49:06.940 It only got, like, 12 fucking likes. 0.98

00:49:08.660 I thought it would be bigger than that. 0.97

00:49:09.640 But I said, wouldn't it be funny?

00:49:10.880 Because it was on the, I don't remember if it was the anniversary of his death.

00:49:14.160 Or his birthday or whatever it was.

00:49:17.160 That's all these tweets started to come out.

00:49:19.080 I said, wouldn't it be hilarious if all the Dallas Mavericks got brain cancer in solidarity

00:49:23.900 with John McCain?

00:49:25.720 That's pretty good.

00:49:26.980 I didn't see that. 0.97

00:49:27.860 I thought that was pretty fucking funny because, you know, Maverick and McCain and brain cancer, 0.99

00:49:32.280 you know. 0.98

00:49:33.240 But nobody.

00:49:34.000 You won't get this joke, Nick.

00:49:35.360 I'll try to get that one circulating.

00:49:37.420 Nick, you won't understand this reference.

00:49:39.480 But I was about to say, if I saw that there's a cape called Maverick, I was going to be like,

00:49:42.640 this is actually the Top Gun 2 PR guys.

00:49:45.140 They put this around there and, like, call them a Maverick.

00:49:47.480 It's going to be great PR for us.

00:49:49.300 Yeah.

00:49:49.540 Yeah.

00:49:49.760 I was trying to think of a Top Gun reference for that.

00:49:53.520 Yeah.

00:49:54.020 I mean, I don't think that, I don't know.

00:49:58.440 Like, I didn't used to dance on Neocon's graves. 0.51

00:50:01.840 I've done it for, like, the last two years, probably.

00:50:04.660 And the reason I didn't used to do it is because I thought people would just recoil and not

00:50:08.640 listen to you afterward.

00:50:09.820 But I've realized that it's not really true.

00:50:12.640 Like, the people who won't listen to you and will recoil, they're never going to listen

00:50:15.620 to you anyway.

00:50:16.660 And then the people who are kind of on the fence, they're going to be funny.

00:50:23.040 Oh, my God.

00:50:24.700 Dude, I don't know who you are, but if you have a Twitter tweet that and send it to me

00:50:28.980 because I'll retweet it.

00:50:29.880 I recognize the name from the YouTube chat before, but I don't know if you're on Twitter, 0.97

00:50:33.560 but holy shit. 0.96

00:50:34.980 That's amazing. 1.00

00:50:36.160 That's funny.

00:50:36.900 It's fun.

00:50:37.860 I mean, part of, like, you know, I don't know if we're dancing on their graves necessarily,

00:50:42.240 but it's more.

00:50:42.940 I am.

00:50:44.040 Yeah, that's right.

00:50:45.260 All right.

00:50:45.660 Well, I mean, it's more like, I mean, well, I was going to say it's more like pissing on 0.96

00:50:49.260 them. 0.66

00:50:49.480 I don't know.

00:50:49.860 But it's more like.

00:50:50.560 Fair enough.

00:50:50.980 Yeah.

00:50:51.180 Just calling out how bad they are, basically.

00:50:55.720 Like, I had one the other day that was Donald Rumsfeld was on the wrong side of the Pentagon

00:51:00.180 on 9-11.

00:51:03.960 Well, he knew.

00:51:05.660 Well, yeah. 0.99

00:51:06.140 Yeah, I mean, damn it. 0.99

00:51:08.220 It was going to be quick. 0.99

00:51:09.480 You mean when the missile hit?

00:51:10.800 Not the plane. 1.00

00:51:12.960 Ryan's not here to start his bullshit about how 9-11 was going to suck down. 0.99

00:51:17.340 How it was real. 1.00

00:51:20.220 I was also trying to.

00:51:21.520 I actually have my list of things to say.

00:51:26.300 You remember he did that?

00:51:27.800 You have the documents right there.

00:51:30.680 For those who don't know what I'm referring to, sorry to explain the joke, but this is

00:51:35.200 worth explaining because Ryan actually has a stack of papers that he has to bring out

00:51:40.620 whenever. 0.95

00:51:41.360 It's a bunch of 9-11 pictures and facts and shit. 0.96

00:51:43.780 So the conspiratards, you know, not that conspiracy theory. 0.97

00:51:46.620 Pictures of the plane.

00:51:47.640 Does he have, like, the pictures of the plane? 0.99

00:51:48.960 Of the plane in the Pentagon and shit. 0.98

00:51:51.100 Yeah, right, yeah. 0.99

00:51:52.080 He has the documents.

00:51:54.400 Well, in the area.

00:51:55.040 800 cameras, guys.

00:51:56.880 Do you guys know Jason Burmess, the loose change guy?

00:52:00.300 No.

00:52:01.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:01.920 I know you're talking.

00:52:02.740 I know the loose change.

00:52:03.960 Loose change.

00:52:04.540 So I was on a show with that guy.

00:52:06.920 Not just him, but Clint and I and, like, eight other people were on a show with him.

00:52:11.380 Jeez.

00:52:12.100 He's going to come on my show.

00:52:13.520 So I want to get him to come on the Four Horsemen and argue with Ryan Dawson about the Pentagon. 1.00

00:52:18.980 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:52:20.140 That would get huge. 1.00

00:52:21.580 What was that?

00:52:22.360 Was it on the Pete show with Ryan that they talked about that?

00:52:26.740 I want to say it was that one or?

00:52:28.740 Talked about what?

00:52:29.880 Oh, no.

00:52:30.240 Was it on the Four Horsemen with Ryan where y'all talked about getting together with the

00:52:33.800 loose change guy?

00:52:35.160 Oh, yeah.

00:52:35.580 I said it.

00:52:36.460 I said we should get Jason Burmess on this show, and we've been working – because Jason

00:52:41.680 Burmess does do a lot of good work on, like, Epstein and other stuff, even though there's

00:52:45.040 9-11 stuff's a bit out there.

00:52:46.640 But that would be amazing, like, get Jason Burmess and Ryan Dawson on a video together.

00:52:52.640 Because wasn't it – Jack was already – was it – is his name Jack?

00:52:58.020 Is that his name?

00:52:59.020 Eric Jackman.

00:52:59.780 Eric Jackman.

00:53:00.240 Eric Jackman.

00:53:00.780 That's it.

00:53:01.040 Jack.

00:53:01.300 I knew it was Jack.

00:53:02.180 Jack, Eric.

00:53:02.900 He did, like, a show with – or he's, like, good friends with Burmess or something like that.

00:53:06.460 Yeah, he's friends with both Ryan and Burmess.

00:53:08.860 Like, he went – when Ghislaine Maxwell got arrested in New Hampshire, Eric and Jason

00:53:13.460 were at her house.

00:53:15.380 What?

00:53:17.140 Not, like –

00:53:17.760 What?

00:53:18.100 I phrased that.

00:53:18.880 They both went to her house right after she got arrested because everyone – the location

00:53:24.400 was disclosed or whatever.

00:53:25.720 So they were both there at the same time, like, checking out –

00:53:27.820 They're both on the flight logs.

00:53:29.200 Yeah.

00:53:29.360 That's what I said.

00:53:32.380 Oh, man.

00:53:33.120 Yeah.

00:53:33.620 That's going to get clicked.

00:53:34.520 I phrased that one poorly.

00:53:36.460 That's such a great –

00:53:39.020 Dude, I – does anybody, like, ever tweeted, like, the crab rave whenever somebody dies?

00:53:45.920 Because I remember whenever – oh, who was that Supreme Court Justice?

00:53:50.900 R.B.

00:53:51.280 R.B.

00:53:51.880 R.B.

00:53:51.960 Ginsburg.

00:53:52.800 Dude, when she died, everybody was posting the crab rave. 0.96

00:53:57.700 Which is, like, even, like, anybody from government that kind of really mostly sucks, I'll post 1.00

00:54:03.640 the crab rave, too, because fuck you. 1.00

00:54:05.600 On that note, like, about, like, laughing about people dying, I – does it bother y'all? 1.00

00:54:11.320 It probably does, but it bothers me a lot whenever you'll see – and this is a both sides argument,

00:54:17.640 whatever, but whenever you'll see, you know, if, like, a conservative dies, like, Rush Limbaugh 0.96

00:54:22.400 died and you had all the lefties, understandably, you know, saying shit, but whenever Ruth Bader 0.99

00:54:26.920 Ginsburg dies and all the fucking right-wingers are saying shit, then, like, both – each, 1.00

00:54:31.140 you'll see the crossover where each of them will be like, oh, you shouldn't do this. 1.00

00:54:33.960 You're, you know, you're showing your – I'm like, fuck you. 1.00

00:54:37.300 I'm going to laugh at people that die because fuck you, and I don't care. 1.00

00:54:40.620 Like, regardless – I'm not going to let it fucking – 1.00

00:54:43.620 I made a difference between, like, Rush Limbaugh and, like, somebody in the government. 0.96

00:54:47.580 Like, Rush Limbaugh just –

00:54:48.460 Oh, either way.

00:54:49.240 I mean, I don't even care, you know?

00:54:51.860 Yeah, I made a video about that the night Rush Limbaugh died, and I said, like, you know,

00:54:58.860 all the Ruth Bader Ginsburg lovers were furious that people were dancing on her grave. 0.66

00:55:03.560 Now they're doing the exact same thing to him. 1.00

00:55:05.560 I don't give a shit. 1.00

00:55:06.360 Like, I thought both of them were crap, and I pissed on them, and, you know, 1.00

00:55:10.500 when they're alive, I'm going to piss on their graves when they're dead. 1.00

00:55:13.360 You know, I don't care. 1.00

00:55:14.560 He's like, why all of a sudden that somebody's in the fucking ground, 1.00

00:55:16.860 you can't say the awful shit that they did or represented? 1.00

00:55:19.020 Why? 1.00

00:55:19.480 Why?

00:55:20.380 You have to pretend that you would have liked him.

00:55:22.340 I'm not giving the eulogy.

00:55:23.620 I'm not giving the eulogy.

00:55:24.880 Like, it's not being up there.

00:55:25.960 Yeah, even if I – I wish I was giving the eulogy so I could tell the people that love him

00:55:29.420 that he's an awful person.

00:55:30.960 Right. 1.00

00:55:31.140 Fuck that shit. 1.00

00:55:31.860 You know, imagine if I was giving the – imagine Reed – how did I sound like Sean King? 1.00

00:55:36.080 I don't understand. 0.88

00:55:37.060 I don't know, but you're blacker than Sean. 1.00

00:55:38.760 I'm blacker than Sean. 0.99

00:55:39.580 You're blacker than Sean. 1.00

00:55:42.460 But, yeah, it's like I – 0.92

00:55:43.940 Oh, I was going to say, imagine Reed giving the eulogy at McCain's funeral.

00:55:46.680 Or Ace.

00:55:47.480 Like, wouldn't that be great?

00:55:49.480 Well, like, Eric Brakey tweeted, like – he was like, I don't like this whole thing of

00:55:55.420 basically making fun of it and, like, pissing on their – he didn't say pissing on their graves.

00:55:59.240 Oh, yeah.

00:56:00.100 But then I tweeted back, and I was just like, no, we should piss on their graves, 0.97

00:56:02.960 because they were, like, horrible monsters that killed upwards of millions of people. 0.98

00:56:08.480 Yeah. 0.97

00:56:08.640 And, like, there's – you piss on Hitler's grave? 0.64

00:56:11.360 Well, basically, I mean, he wasn't Hitler, but he did kill millions of people. 0.98

00:56:15.620 And if you're – and if – I would piss on somebody on a murderer's grave.

00:56:20.320 Like, whoever – if he killed one person, now multiply that by 10,000. 1.00

00:56:24.640 And you got how I feel about these fucking neocon, warmongers, chicken hawks that go out there and – 0.99

00:56:31.380 So I got a question about, like, Rumsfeld versus Rush Limbaugh. 0.99

00:56:36.660 So technically, Rumsfeld didn't actually kill all those people either.

00:56:40.740 In my mind, like, even though Rush Limbaugh is not in the government, he pushed so much propaganda that convinced so many people

00:56:49.200 that we were doing the right thing by going into Iraq and that, you know, we needed the surge and that we needed to, you know, stay –

00:56:57.300 So, like, I don't know.

00:56:58.520 I don't think of them as innocent, even though they aren't technically in the government.

00:57:01.940 They're almost more – they're almost more influential than Donald Rumsfeld.

00:57:05.800 You know what I mean?

00:57:06.360 Like, they're –

00:57:06.940 Well, yeah.

00:57:08.320 But it's like, again, going back to that Maverick thing of, like, he probably got his marching orders.

00:57:13.560 I would think, like, he got his marching orders and was like, hey, we're going to go here and you need to be talking about, like –

00:57:19.040 or maybe not, like, actually telling you, but, like, this is what the conservatives or the Republicans are talking about doing.

00:57:25.100 Did Rush Limbaugh ever retract any of that, by the way?

00:57:28.340 Like, because I know Tucker Carlson did.

00:57:31.040 I don't know if he – I mean, he changed his tune when Trump was president because he obviously –

00:57:35.360 he's just a partisan, so he went with whatever the status quo was.

00:57:39.160 So he was, yeah, Trump, America first, and, you know, these are a waste of wars or whatever.

00:57:44.840 So, I mean, he changed his tune, but not really.

00:57:48.160 Like, it starts becoming about, like, human lives.

00:57:50.120 It just starts to come about, like, oh, well, we're the – we're the fiscally responsible.

00:57:55.340 Like, that's the problem.

00:57:56.680 When Obama – dude, when Obama was president, like, the Republicans started to be, like, marginally anti-war.

00:58:02.960 I remember this. 0.97

00:58:03.640 I remember watching it happen real time where they were giving him shit because they were pulling out of Iraq, 0.67

00:58:08.000 and that was around – I mean, I'm getting numbers mixed up, but very similar timeline. 0.98

00:58:12.920 They were, you know, they were criticizing it for sending people to Syria after saying he wouldn't. 0.98

00:58:17.580 And I remember my conservative, like, family members getting, you know, rightfully, you know, being angry about the shit in Libya too when Gaddafi was killed and all that shit. 0.98

00:58:29.880 So, like, they were criticizing him for being too soft and then pulling out of Iraq, which we know created ISIS, right? 0.99

00:58:36.860 You know, after – you know, not – forgetting about all the funding and all that shit. 0.98

00:58:41.740 Yeah, all the arming of ISIS. 0.98

00:58:43.120 Yeah, right.

00:58:43.880 They just see Obama pulled out of Iraq and created a power vacuum, and that's what created ISIS. 0.97

00:58:48.760 But at the same time, they were giving him shit for, like, being too hard on other areas of the world. 0.99

00:58:52.860 It made no fucking sense at all. 0.99

00:58:54.740 Right. 0.99

00:58:54.940 Yeah, it felt like you had people who were thinking he was going too far and then, like, dumbass neocons who were just like, he's not doing enough, you know. 0.99

00:59:03.500 And, I mean, it was – and I was one of those dumbass neocons. 0.99

00:59:07.240 Like, you know, Obama is not, you know, showing strength or whatever, and then you start actually reading what's going on, and you're like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:59:15.720 Like, this is – 0.96

00:59:16.560 Well, it's always that Republican thing of – he's cutting the defense budget.

00:59:21.020 We need more money in defense.

00:59:23.460 Yeah.

00:59:24.380 When I explain to people –

00:59:26.200 When I explain to people, like, Bush – the Bush wars versus the Obama wars and, like, why Bush's legacy is so bad is because of the wars and the spending and the bullshit, right? 0.86

00:59:36.500 But same thing, like, Obama was just Bush 2.0, right? 0.97

00:59:40.340 So it's, like, more wars and more spending and more, you know, more of the same shit that Bush was pushing, just a little bit accelerated. 0.65

00:59:49.660 So, like, whenever I explain to people that are not really red-pilled, when I compare Obama's exact, like, legacy and what it should be compared to Bush's and how they should be equally at the bottom of the list on everybody's list of presidents, they're, like, blown away. 0.91

01:00:03.320 They're like, oh, wow, I never knew that. 0.85

01:00:04.480 And it's like, yeah, you know, fucking I wonder why. 1.00

01:00:06.940 Dude, it's always been my favorite thing whenever I would go make fun of Trump, whenever Trump was president and be like, yeah, Trump is a fucking piece of shit. 1.00

01:00:14.440 And, like, he was terrible. 1.00

01:00:15.640 And somebody was like, well, what about Obama, you libtard? 1.00

01:00:18.280 I'm like, yeah, fuck Obama, too. 1.00

01:00:19.680 Fuck that guy. 1.00

01:00:21.040 Dude, you'll see – 1.00

01:00:21.780 It's whataboutism, man.

01:00:23.600 People will call – 1.00

01:00:24.300 No, fuck both of them. 1.00

01:00:25.240 People will call Shane Hazel. 1.00

01:00:27.700 Like, I've seen – because Shane's always talking shit on Twitter. 0.99

01:00:30.000 I don't mean talking shit as in, like, in a bad way. 1.00

01:00:31.800 I mean, he's always, like, in the replies and shit, getting into it with people on Twitter. 0.99

01:00:35.760 And they will – like, people cannot – they cannot comprehend. 0.96

01:00:38.780 Like, if you criticize one of the two, whether it's Trump or Biden, if you criticize one of them, they will automatically assume you are a supporter of the other.

01:00:47.780 And it's hilarious every time.

01:00:49.200 The best part of being, like, a libertarian or an anarchist or whatever, like, the best part on social media, at least right now, it's my favorite.

01:00:56.300 I'll change my mind on this in a few weeks. 0.98

01:00:57.980 But it's whenever people don't know who the fuck they're talking to. 1.00

01:01:02.780 Like, you say some – you see some Trump retard who's, like, saying all the bullshit. 1.00

01:01:07.880 And you're like, well, you know, he was a giant Zionist and this and that. 1.00

01:01:12.000 And, you know, you just – the criticism that we all have of Trump. 0.99

01:01:15.540 And they're like, oh, well, Biden – one time somebody posted that picture of, like, the fucking armed – I don't know if it's a SWAT team or – riot police and shit. 0.99

01:01:25.740 Like, and then with the caption, we stopped – we voted out fascism or whatever because we were criticizing some shit that Trump had done. 0.99

01:01:32.900 And like, oh, yeah, Biden's so much better. 0.99

01:01:34.420 It's like you have no fucking idea who we're talking to. 0.98

01:01:38.380 Yeah. 0.97

01:01:38.740 I like pointing out that they're the same, you know, like –

01:01:42.120 Yeah.

01:01:42.500 I mean –

01:01:43.200 Right.

01:01:44.640 My least favorite thing about Biden is how similar he is to Trump.

01:01:48.340 I mean there are a few things that he's worse than Trump on.

01:01:52.600 But for the most part, the reason why I hate him is because he's so much like Trump, you know.

01:01:57.500 Like the other thing I love is I love posting polls, as you guys have noticed.

01:02:03.400 Dude, your polls have been great. 0.99

01:02:04.720 And also – and I told you one time I was like, fuck you because you're making me choose. 1.00

01:02:08.580 Well, that's why I was going to – 1.00

01:02:09.320 People who don't know me come in and they see the polls and they just fucking freak out. 0.73

01:02:13.920 They're just – like I have done one like which was more devastating to humanity and it was like coronavirus or the January 6th insurrection. 0.91

01:02:21.080 They're freaking out about that one.

01:02:23.920 They're just like, oh my god.

01:02:24.940 You need to stop watching liberal media.

01:02:28.120 Well, this is why Nick likes the people that have that binary mindset so much because those – because he requires a binary mindset to be able to answer his polls, I think.

01:02:38.940 Oh, no, no.

01:02:40.260 It's just funny to me like – it's just funny to be assumed and they're totally wrong.

01:02:48.720 Like it's just so funny when somebody thinks they've got you pinned, like they've got you figured out and they really – they're like 180 degrees off.

01:02:55.320 You know what I mean?

01:02:55.820 Or even worse. 0.99

01:02:56.860 Oh, I just fucking hate it. 0.99

01:02:57.660 Because you're sitting there like, oh, really? 0.99

01:02:59.160 That's interesting.

01:03:00.480 I hate it so much. 1.00

01:03:01.860 I'm just like, fuck you. 1.00

01:03:02.800 You don't know me. 1.00

01:03:03.840 They got it, right?

01:03:04.540 No, they have this filing cabinet and they're just like, okay, if they say this, I have this response.

01:03:10.740 And it's just like I'm going to pull it out.

01:03:12.220 I'm going to open it up.

01:03:12.980 And it's exactly what Ben Shapiro said the last time I listened to him.

01:03:16.040 And I'm going to go down and be like, okay.

01:03:18.280 And then that's what they do. 1.00

01:03:19.460 And then you're like, nah, fuck that too. 1.00

01:03:20.880 And they're like, okay, this isn't in the filing cabinet. 1.00

01:03:23.400 I can't – at that point, they're just like, well, you're an anarchist.

01:03:26.480 And then they pull out the anarchist one, which is like, you just want chaos then.

01:03:29.920 So it's like, okay.

01:03:30.880 You just want to put Molotov cocktails through banks.

01:03:32.480 That's all you want to do.

01:03:33.660 Oh, and then was it Glenn Greenwald?

01:03:35.440 I think Dave retweeted it.

01:03:36.840 And it said if – what was it? 0.99

01:03:40.700 Damn it. 0.98

01:03:41.160 It was something like if Molotovs and riots is anarchy and the opposite is taxes and lockdowns, I'll take that. 0.99

01:03:51.000 That was Cernovich.

01:03:51.560 The anarchy every time.

01:03:52.540 Mike Cernovich.

01:03:53.020 It was Cernovich.

01:03:53.480 Yeah, he said if 2020 showed us anything, is that anarchy at worst is riots minus the taxes and whatever else it was.

01:04:01.840 So I'll take that deal, which is actually not – like so –

01:04:05.420 I might have retweeted that one.

01:04:07.680 I think I did too.

01:04:08.940 The Lysander Spooner quote that we love so much, the Constitution has either permitted such a government to exist or has been powerless to prevent it.

01:04:15.540 Either way, it's unfit to exist.

01:04:16.940 Michael Malice said that about the police during all the 2020 riots.

01:04:19.780 It's like the police have either been powerless to stop these riots or they're permitting them to happen.

01:04:24.880 Either way, they're unfit to exist. 0.98

01:04:26.100 It's like when you really think about it in that way, in those terms, all the statism we have – and they didn't do shit to protect Minneapolis. 0.99

01:04:32.180 They didn't do shit to protect Portland. 0.98

01:04:34.440 And I don't remember where else it was bad. 0.99

01:04:36.020 It was Detroit and Philadelphia maybe.

01:04:37.520 Yeah. 1.00

01:04:37.880 So all the fucking – all that tax money you pay to these brave blue line fucking wife-beating, dog-shooting fucking pigs, and they don't – they literally stand down whenever the shit hits the fan. 1.00

01:04:51.540 They actually – so it's like, you know what? 1.00

01:04:52.880 I'd rather not even have them so that way I know I need to protect myself instead.

01:04:56.400 Like you get that – it's a diffusion of responsibility.

01:04:59.820 You feel like your protection is already taken care of.

01:05:02.500 The reality is that's not even the case.

01:05:03.780 It may be better for crime if there were actually no – I'm not even making this up.

01:05:08.340 I'm not trying to be provocative. 0.98

01:05:09.620 But if people knew that there were no police and they actually had to take care of shit, we would actually probably see better fucking – better results than we do now because people think, oh, I can call 911. 0.99

01:05:20.660 I don't need a gun. 0.99

01:05:21.540 I can call 911.

01:05:22.520 I don't have to be on guard.

01:05:23.980 I don't have to be on my toes.

01:05:24.900 One of the arguments for gun control people is like you can call the police.

01:05:27.880 Yeah, exactly.

01:05:28.520 That's right.

01:05:28.800 So like I really think like if we actually had no police and we were like, I know that we don't have any police, rather than having the thin veil that we have that, oh, we have police.

01:05:38.660 I'll be okay.

01:05:39.200 You guys understand what I'm getting at here?

01:05:40.820 Yeah, yeah.

01:05:41.280 Well, the incentives change.

01:05:43.380 Yeah, like government comes in and fucks up the incentives obviously.

01:05:46.320 But then what you would need is you would need obviously all gun control would have to be eliminated.

01:05:51.520 Well, no, of course.

01:05:52.020 But without police, there is no gun control.

01:05:53.600 That's part of it too.

01:05:54.400 Well, yeah.

01:05:54.800 Good point.

01:05:55.600 All gun grabbers just become politicians with bad ideas without police.

01:06:00.240 Yeah.

01:06:01.280 Is that the Michael Mellis?

01:06:02.340 I can't remember if Michael Mellis did that.

01:06:03.300 I don't know.

01:06:03.500 Eric July. 0.98

01:06:04.140 Eric July says racism without statism is just a shitty opinion. 0.94

01:06:08.300 Is that where you're getting that from, Reed? 0.94

01:06:09.500 Yeah, I think so.

01:06:10.200 No, there was another one that was like –

01:06:11.660 There's so many variations of every quote ever on Twitter.

01:06:14.360 That's true.

01:06:15.480 Michael Mellis says all gun control laws are letters to Santa without the police to enforce them or something like that.

01:06:20.300 And a funny thing.

01:06:21.180 I thought of something funny whenever – like if you're talking to a conservative that genuinely doesn't think that,

01:06:25.600 that police will enforce gun laws, just ask them, do you own any automatic weapons?

01:06:29.280 And see if they can put it together.

01:06:31.200 Well, they'll just be like, well, I can.

01:06:33.040 I just don't want to pay for it.

01:06:34.420 Right.

01:06:35.020 I don't think so, though.

01:06:36.500 Well, okay.

01:06:36.960 What you would need then is you would need a bunch more people to be armed immediately then, I guess, is what I'm saying.

01:06:42.740 Oh, no, no.

01:06:44.000 I'm talking – in my hypothetical, yeah, of course, Koto.

01:06:46.480 All that's a given.

01:06:47.380 I just meant like – I was just talking about how – we were just talking about the Cernovich tweet.

01:06:51.980 There's all – whoever refers to it as anarcho-tyranny.

01:06:55.600 Like, yeah, I don't remember where that term comes from.

01:06:57.880 I mean Dave has, but yeah, I don't know.

01:06:59.620 Well, no, somebody came up with the term.

01:07:01.360 Tom Woods references it all the time.

01:07:03.380 I don't know why he came up with the actual term.

01:07:04.880 Like, I was actually talking to a – it was a police officer's wife on Facebook this week, and I said – like, I was making – well, that Magnus – Magnus made that tweet thread about, like, the military versus the police and their –

01:07:20.220 Rules of engagement.

01:07:21.460 Rules of engagement.

01:07:22.420 They're more strict in the military.

01:07:24.980 Yeah, way more strict in the military.

01:07:26.120 They're more strict in the military, yeah.

01:07:28.220 And they're also – the military is in way more dire straits than the police ever are.

01:07:33.340 And so I made this thing, and like this lady came out. 0.97

01:07:35.560 She was like, my husband's a police officer and all this blah, blah, blah.

01:07:38.900 And basically the same tired argument we hear all the time.

01:07:42.600 Like, without it, you would – like, there would be anarchy or all that stuff.

01:07:46.760 Yeah.

01:07:46.900 I was just like – I was like, you know they enforce all the bad laws because that's their job.

01:07:53.740 That's their job.

01:07:54.160 They enforce laws, and if they don't enforce – like, I said, if you show me, like, a police officer that doesn't enforce any unconstitutional laws, and I'll show you a homeless person or, like, a jobless person.

01:08:09.100 And she was just like, well, what do they enforce?

01:08:11.200 I'm like, they, like, tax laws, gun laws, drug laws, victimless crimes.

01:08:15.880 And she was just like, oh, that makes sense.

01:08:17.940 Like, yeah, it's like –

01:08:19.060 No, it didn't make sense.

01:08:20.000 I've thought about this.

01:08:20.780 It's like, yeah, but, you know, they have to.

01:08:24.600 If they don't, they get fired, and so they do it, and you're just like, well, if we didn't have them doing that, we wouldn't be able to, like, have a civilized society.

01:08:32.620 It's like, well, I'd rather –

01:08:34.100 Oh, no, I'm sorry.

01:08:35.320 I didn't resume or finish.

01:08:36.420 No, I was pretty much done.

01:08:37.640 Okay, I'm sorry.

01:08:38.640 On that note, like, it is so funny that the two modes that people – like, the back-to-blue people seem to have is, like, if you just – if you're like, no, I don't like that the police enforce these shitty laws, 0.88

01:08:48.400 they're like, oh, then don't ever call the police then if you're ever in trouble, and they instantly go from being like, you should be grateful to have this police force because they protect you, to I hope you die.

01:08:57.700 Like, it's like, oh, okay, I get it. 1.00

01:09:00.420 Call a crackhead, asshole. 1.00

01:09:01.820 The comparison that Dr. Bob Murphy makes is – he had a couple of talks on this at Mises. 1.00

01:09:08.380 You can find him on the Mises YouTube where he's just like – that would be like saying if you go to a restaurant and they undercook your meal and you get sick and you complain about that restaurant,

01:09:17.280 that somebody is like, well, I hope you don't ever eat food again, you know?

01:09:20.720 Exactly.

01:09:21.040 I mean, and the given – part of the hypothetical is that that restaurant has a monopoly on food, right?

01:09:27.760 Because there's a monopoly on security pretty much for 99% of people, right?

01:09:33.180 It's the police. 0.99

01:09:34.540 So I hate conservative bootlickers more than liberals, and my reasoning is because liberals are just so retarded that, like, I don't expect anything from them. 1.00

01:09:43.600 Right. 0.99

01:09:43.760 It's just kind of like –

01:09:44.720 Yeah, I get you. 0.99

01:09:45.180 And I've been – you know, I was a Republican before I was a libertarian, so I've never been a liberal, never been a progressive, so it just, like, never embarrasses me because it's just like, yeah, they're so dumb. 0.85

01:09:56.440 But, like, the conservatives piss me off more, but the progressive or liberal idea of police and law enforcement in relation to all the policies they want, the disconnect there is so stunning.

01:10:10.860 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:10.980 Like, defund the police, fuck the police, all cops are bastards. 1.00

01:10:14.380 But we want all of these rules enforced right now. 1.00

01:10:18.060 Like, with the conservatives, they're retarded, and sometimes with them, though, you can just be like, guys, look, you hate gun control. 0.97

01:10:24.400 Guess who does it? 0.99

01:10:25.360 The cops.

01:10:26.100 And they'll be like, oh. 0.99

01:10:28.480 You know, but, like, with the fucking progressives, it's like, all these things you want, you know, who has to enforce them? 0.99

01:10:35.600 The police. 0.99

01:10:36.420 And they just, like, don't get it.

01:10:37.820 Like, it just doesn't click.

01:10:39.040 It never – I mean, it's just –

01:10:40.600 I don't know.

01:10:40.780 Because in their mind, it's like, no, we can do it better.

01:10:43.740 Like, because if we –

01:10:44.780 Yeah, of course.

01:10:45.700 That's the progressive mantra.

01:10:46.660 If they were only progressive police.

01:10:48.700 Yeah, exactly.

01:10:49.500 That is the entire progressive mantra summed up.

01:10:52.000 We can do it better.

01:10:52.980 That's literally all that amounts to do.

01:10:55.000 I'm not even like – and, I mean, that's why –

01:10:57.200 Maybe not even better.

01:10:58.100 It's like, we can do it more diverse.

01:11:00.180 Like, that's it.

01:11:00.680 Like, we can do it more diverse. 0.99

01:11:01.640 Damn, that is better. 0.99

01:11:03.400 Yeah, and that's better than that. 0.99

01:11:04.080 That is better. 0.64

01:11:04.740 They just think having two extra black people and one transgender person makes it perfect. 0.97

01:11:09.520 And that's it.

01:11:10.040 And the conservative is just like, also, we can do it better, but better is just more laws.

01:11:14.780 It's just like, well, maybe if we, like, restricted them a little bit more.

01:11:18.040 Maybe – yeah, yeah. 0.98

01:11:18.880 Maybe they shouldn't, like, shoot every black person they need. 1.00

01:11:23.080 So, let's, like, make a rule where they can't. 0.98

01:11:27.540 Read.

01:11:28.040 Let's make a rule where they can't do it.

01:11:29.340 That'll fix it.

01:11:30.040 So, we saw that too, Reed, where the progressives actually are starting to flip and say that it's the Republicans who are actually taking funding away from police departments.

01:11:40.120 Have you seen this?

01:11:40.840 Oh, yeah, with Jen Psaki. 0.98

01:11:41.600 Yeah, Jen Psaki. 1.00

01:11:43.100 She said, oh, the Republicans ran on platforms of defunding the COPS program, which COPS program is actually an acronym for some actual program.

01:11:50.980 It's not, like, police program.

01:11:52.380 It's COPS, and it stands for something to do with law enforcement.

01:11:55.180 So, she was saying that, and then they were – now the progressives are saying Republicans were the ones that wanted to defund the police, and that's why we have this crime in Chicago.

01:12:05.140 That's why we have this crime in X, Y, and Z.

01:12:06.860 See, the only thing I will say that she's right about is that Biden never supported defunding the police.

01:12:12.420 Like, he slipped up in one interview and said, maybe we should redirect some funding.

01:12:18.080 And it was so – I mean, you're talking to a guy who can't remember how to put his pants on or what he had for life, first of all.

01:12:23.700 So, if he slips up like that and caves to the mob, that's no indication of anything.

01:12:28.780 But if you look at his history, there's absolutely nothing in his history that would make you think, oh, yeah, this guy doesn't stand with the police 150%.

01:12:36.420 Yeah, he's the creator of the 94 crime bill.

01:12:39.620 Even if it slip up were true, like, redirect some of the funds, that is hardly defund the police. 1.00

01:12:45.700 Like, he was never, you know, and all cops are bastards, fuck the police, defund. 0.99

01:12:50.340 I mean, so many Republicans are acting like he was. 1.00

01:12:53.720 So, that thing that she said, even though it was bullshit, like, the reaction to it was also bullshit. 1.00

01:12:58.980 All these, like, maggot chuds were on there, like, you wanted to fucking defund the police. 1.00

01:13:03.620 You're basically part of the Black Panthers. 0.99

01:13:05.720 And I'm just like, oh.

01:13:07.420 Hey, I don't know about your president, but my president saved me 60 cents on a hot dog this weekend.

01:13:12.320 Oh, God. 0.92

01:13:16.780 You know, it really sucks in Toad. 0.62

01:13:18.780 I know Toad.

01:13:19.660 It was the redirected funding.

01:13:22.440 He took the funding from the police and put it into hot dogs.

01:13:25.640 I don't know how strong you are on economics, Reid.

01:13:30.420 I'm not to insult you.

01:13:31.500 I'm just not familiar.

01:13:32.580 I've never really seen you speak a whole lot about it.

01:13:34.160 But I know Toad and Cole, I know y'all are pretty good on economics.

01:13:37.820 Y'all read.

01:13:38.360 I was just about to talk about Cole putting wieners in his mouth.

01:13:42.460 That's all I was going to say. 0.99

01:13:43.720 What I was just going to mention was it really, really, really sucks. 0.95

01:13:47.340 And Reid, you'll probably know this, even if you're not the most well-versed. 0.99

01:13:50.320 But it's like it really sucks to know good economics and watch all the shit surrounding you about all the money they've printed and all the inflation and all this shit. 0.98

01:14:00.040 And they don't – it's like nobody knows at all what they're talking about. 0.99

01:14:03.100 Literally like three people do, and it's like Perp Island, Dr. Murphy, and Jonathan Newman on Twitter. 0.95

01:14:08.420 Everyone else is retarded and should never talk about economics, and it's infuriating. 1.00

01:14:12.340 So as somebody that reads Mises, and you just brought up – you just had the Hazlitt book there. 0.99

01:14:17.020 Doesn't it – it just fucking pisses – and I don't even talk – I don't even get into arguments anymore because I know I'm just going to get aggravated. 0.99

01:14:23.200 So lately I just shitpost – like I'll nitpick some stupid thing in their tweet and just say something stupid back at them. 1.00

01:14:29.460 Just fuck with it. 1.00

01:14:30.600 I'm good on economics, by the way, Nick. 1.00

01:14:32.420 No, no.

01:14:33.640 I know you're good on economics.

01:14:35.840 This guy's a trucker.

01:14:37.340 He doesn't know economics.

01:14:38.120 I've never heard you speak about Austrian.

01:14:40.360 I'm not saying – I didn't mean it like that.

01:14:42.040 I just mean like I've never – I don't know how much you've read.

01:14:44.700 Okay.

01:14:45.540 Reid loves Austrians, okay? 1.00

01:14:49.080 I hope so.

01:14:49.800 I hope so.

01:14:49.880 Reid loves Austrians more than me.

01:14:51.720 There are too many people in the German government in 1932.

01:14:59.180 Jesus.

01:15:01.500 I love Austrians so much.

01:15:03.340 I want to annex it just like my hero, you know.

01:15:07.340 Just to be clear, I have not read my copy of Human Action yet. 0.99

01:15:11.420 It has just touched my dick. 0.99

01:15:13.880 So I'll read it then. 0.99

01:15:16.080 I've been trying to get through – what's the – man, economy, and state.

01:15:21.980 That's a big one.

01:15:22.980 I'm trying to listen to it, and I'll be driving, and I'll like space out for 20 minutes and not even realize I spaced out.

01:15:30.380 And then I'll like come back to it like, oh, God, I don't remember the last 20 minutes.

01:15:34.000 Then I have to rewind it.

01:15:35.480 I mean, but truck driving, like you can't just listen to books on tape because you get bored and you'll –

01:15:40.200 Of course, yeah.

01:15:40.920 You'll fall asleep and you have to like –

01:15:43.440 Yeah.

01:15:44.240 No, I have to read like physical copies of things, yeah.

01:15:47.300 Dude, the same thing happens to me every time I listen to Clint.

01:15:50.280 I just start falling asleep.

01:15:53.080 Dude, I fall asleep during his intro.

01:15:54.920 What are you talking about?

01:15:55.600 What's up with that thing?

01:15:56.680 Oh.

01:15:56.880 Don't do that to my boy Clint.

01:16:00.340 That's rude.

01:16:01.500 That was awesome. 0.99

01:16:02.520 Number one wigger. 1.00

01:16:03.600 I like the old intro more than the redone version. 0.96

01:16:06.400 I'll admit that.

01:16:08.260 He could have come on to defend it tonight, but he's at the Padres game.

01:16:12.940 I did want to mention this, like going back to the Biden-Trump thing.

01:16:18.780 It's just like, you know, like everybody goes calling Biden like, oh, he's going to like defund the police.

01:16:24.680 He's going to be this like new progressive –

01:16:27.220 He's a Trojan horse for socialism.

01:16:28.840 Yeah.

01:16:29.080 It's like, oh, yeah.

01:16:30.120 That's not going to happen.

01:16:31.500 And Trump is not going to be some like amazing businessman coming there and like help the economy out.

01:16:36.760 Like you're both like projecting onto these guys what you think they are and then checking on your own guy what you think is going to happen.

01:16:45.400 It's like, no, they're basically going to do the same exact thing.

01:16:47.880 They're basically the same person, yeah.

01:16:49.660 One's going to be a little bit louder.

01:16:51.220 One's going to be like hated by the media.

01:16:53.660 One's going to be loved by the media.

01:16:54.640 That's about it.

01:16:55.660 Here's a hard question.

01:16:56.700 Is Joe Biden closer to being like a progressive socialist or was Donald Trump closer to being like a free market Rothbardian capitalist?

01:17:06.420 I would say Joe Biden is way closer, way closer to socialist than Trump is to free market.

01:17:11.880 It's not even close.

01:17:12.540 Yeah, I would say that.

01:17:13.460 Progressive.

01:17:13.980 No, he said progressives.

01:17:15.260 Well, I would say they're both progressives.

01:17:18.200 Yeah, they're both closer to socialism.

01:17:20.220 Yeah.

01:17:20.600 Yeah.

01:17:21.080 Absolutely.

01:17:22.640 Yeah.

01:17:24.060 Socialism in the government does stuff, guys.

01:17:26.480 My favorite –

01:17:28.480 One of my favorite things – 1.00

01:17:29.980 Dude, I would have been a fucking state. 1.00

01:17:30.860 Capitalism versus socialism debate. 1.00

01:17:33.700 I can't watch those.

01:17:35.500 I can't watch them.

01:17:36.500 I'm sorry.

01:17:36.940 I would, but I just –

01:17:37.720 I can't do it.

01:17:38.400 It was so infuriating talking to that guy because he demanded that I accept all of his definitions and terms, but he wouldn't accept any of mine. 0.89

01:17:46.620 So I could have straw manned the shit out of him and said, we already live under a socialist economy, which we don't. 0.97

01:17:53.760 Like I get it. 0.97

01:17:54.220 This isn't what he's advocating for.

01:17:55.520 But he was demanding that my version of capitalism was in line with imperialism and corporatism, and I was like, no, dude.

01:18:04.680 I mean, corporatism and imperialism are huge violations of property rights.

01:18:09.780 You know, he just wouldn't accept it.

01:18:11.780 It was a – I hated it.

01:18:13.040 I shouldn't have.

01:18:13.360 It's what every one of these arguments always comes down to.

01:18:16.400 Exactly.

01:18:16.900 About definitions.

01:18:17.860 It's really just like –

01:18:19.660 Even between Gene Epstein and –

01:18:21.460 It's like, no, socialism is this.

01:18:23.140 Yeah.

01:18:23.440 Everything between – that's what happened with Gene Epstein and Ben Burgess.

01:18:26.960 I just can't watch these debates.

01:18:28.240 I think Gene and that Jackman Magazine guy too, like the same thing happened there too.

01:18:33.120 Oscar Sankara, yeah.

01:18:34.240 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:34.580 Same fucking thing. 1.00

01:18:35.260 They're arguing about definitions. 0.99

01:18:36.540 But I wanted to go back a little bit, back to the progressives thinking – or people thinking Biden was going to be this progressive or whatever.

01:18:44.020 One of my favorite, favorite, favorite things like over the past – since Biden has been president and things have not become – there are progressives. 1.00

01:18:53.440 There are fucking – this is how stupid progressives are. 1.00

01:18:55.300 There are progressives that really thought that Biden was going to be like some sort of savior. 1.00

01:18:59.400 You know what I mean?

01:18:59.900 Like he's going to be –

01:19:00.840 The BLM.

01:19:01.340 Right.

01:19:02.140 And it's so – I just – it may be bad.

01:19:05.560 It may be wrong.

01:19:06.320 But it's schadenfreude, you know, to the – like 100% schadenfreude whenever these progressives are so heartbroken about Biden not doing – no, he's not legalizing weed.

01:19:15.600 BLM, they haven't even answered our phone calls. 1.00

01:19:17.820 We've left seven messages. 0.99

01:19:18.920 It's like, oh my fucking God. 0.98

01:19:20.740 I love seeing – it's just hilarious. 0.99

01:19:22.220 I'm like, you see? 1.00

01:19:23.240 You motherfucker. 1.00

01:19:23.920 It's funny as hell. 1.00

01:19:24.920 Because progressives are like the worst people – it's – they really are – I can talk about this all day, so stop me if you want me to stop. 1.00

01:19:32.380 But I really hate progressives so bad because they're the architect of everything that's wrong with the fucking planet right now. 1.00

01:19:40.640 Like all the wars – well, go ahead. 0.99

01:19:43.560 Reed and Nick, did you have a debate about who's worse, conservatives or progressives?

01:19:48.080 Conservatives are – conservatives are progressives.

01:19:50.100 Yeah, no, I mean I would agree.

01:19:51.660 Everybody, everybody outside – everybody in the United States' Overton window is a progressive.

01:19:57.160 Okay.

01:19:57.560 Well, yeah.

01:19:58.280 Everybody in the Overton window is a progressive.

01:20:00.100 There's only one – and Dave Smith makes this point.

01:20:02.460 The only politician we've had for the past probably 50 years that has not been a progressive is Ron Paul.

01:20:07.400 And that's – I can't think of any other ones. 0.98

01:20:09.760 Maybe – well, no, he wasn't actually a fucking politician. 0.93

01:20:13.320 I was going to say Pat – I was going to say Pat Buchanan, but he wasn't – he wasn't in Congress or anything. 0.97

01:20:17.640 Well, I mean like Thomas Massey.

01:20:20.380 Yeah, like Massey.

01:20:20.740 Yeah, right, right.

01:20:21.260 That's true.

01:20:21.680 Rand.

01:20:22.220 Yeah.

01:20:22.640 Rand.

01:20:23.060 Rand Paul.

01:20:24.420 Yeah.

01:20:26.000 Amash.

01:20:27.320 AOC.

01:20:28.220 I don't know, man.

01:20:28.820 Amash.

01:20:31.460 See, I don't know, though.

01:20:32.960 Like, okay, and I'm going to use the term progressive as we use it in America, like describing the far left, like AOC types or whatever.

01:20:39.380 Or – so all the ones that I personally knew did not think Biden was going to be good.

01:20:45.000 Of course.

01:20:45.700 They were like, no, he's going to be horrible.

01:20:48.620 I just think, you know, he's not going to be as bad as Trump.

01:20:51.680 Yeah.

01:20:52.120 And I think they probably still think that.

01:20:54.140 And from their perspective, they're probably not wrong, I guess, you know.

01:20:57.760 Like, I mean, not quite as bad.

01:20:59.380 The funniest one is like seeing them be like, okay, here's Biden doing all these things.

01:21:05.020 Would you vote for him again?

01:21:06.060 And they're like, yeah, because he would stop Trump.

01:21:08.000 It's like, Jesus Christ.

01:21:09.520 Like, okay.

01:21:10.040 That's what it comes down to.

01:21:11.680 Well, I mean, I got an ultra progressive, except she likes guns. 0.68

01:21:16.920 That's the only place she diverges.

01:21:18.480 But I was talking to her about immigration before the election.

01:21:23.140 I was just like, why do you think Biden's going to be so much better?

01:21:26.140 And she's just like, well, the rhetoric is going to soften.

01:21:28.140 And I was like, yeah, the rhetoric is going to soften.

01:21:30.260 And then the media is going to stop paying attention to what's going on on the border.

01:21:33.980 And the policies are going to stay exactly the same.

01:21:36.780 And if anything, he's going to be able to get away with more than Trump got away with.

01:21:40.320 Because Trump, there was a magnifying glass there, you know, trying to keep everyone aware of it.

01:21:44.960 And, you know, lo and behold, hey, that's exactly what happens.

01:21:47.860 By the way, I want to make a distinction between, like, a progressive as in, like, a Woodrow Wilson or, you know, Richard Eli.

01:21:53.960 That's what I was going to say.

01:21:54.660 There's a difference between them and a leftist, like an actual good lefty, like Jimmy Dore or any of those other types, you know.

01:22:02.560 I don't call them progressives.

01:22:04.300 I don't like calling them progressives.

01:22:05.400 The ones whose tears filled Ben Shapiro's cup.

01:22:07.740 Huh?

01:22:08.640 What?

01:22:09.380 I said the ones whose tears filled Ben Shapiro's cup.

01:22:11.680 Oh, well, to Ben Shapiro, everybody that's not him is a leftist.

01:22:15.460 Leftist tears.

01:22:16.120 We're on our cold mugs to Ben Shapiro, for sure.

01:22:19.020 Yeah, because we, yeah.

01:22:20.380 Yeah, I mean, I think of progressives more as in the vein of, like, what Rothbard talks about in the progressive era, even though I'm only, like, a third of the way through it or whatever.

01:22:29.940 It's, I consider them to be, like, what I consider to be progressives are Yankees. 0.98

01:22:35.320 I mean, I consider it to be, like, cronyists, basically.

01:22:39.440 Neoliberals.

01:22:39.940 They're basically, like, neoliberals.

01:22:41.320 Well, they can be, yeah, they're neocomers and neoliberals, basically.

01:22:45.240 It's anybody that's, it's really, like, the cathedral at this point.

01:22:48.620 Like, I consider all of that to be progressivism.

01:22:52.080 The collision of the progressive era is just watching a Ryan Dawson episode talking about stinking Lincoln and General Grant.

01:22:59.740 That's what Scott Horton says.

01:23:01.080 Everything, everything bad in the world is Woodrow Wilson's fault.

01:23:05.420 Yeah.

01:23:05.700 I think that's a Scott Horton quote.

01:23:07.260 So is Thaddeus Russell Woodrow Wilson's fault?

01:23:09.480 Yes.

01:23:09.780 I was either going to make the Thaddeus Russell progressive joke or –

01:23:16.780 I can give my opinion on the matter.

01:23:18.760 I mean, the thing that I said was I don't like that people were calling Thad a pedophile.

01:23:24.480 He's not a pedophile.

01:23:25.920 He's not attracted to people who are underdeveloped.

01:23:28.380 That's what pedophile is.

01:23:29.840 What? 0.95

01:23:30.840 To call him a pedophile. 0.94

01:23:31.740 That's the funny part. 0.92

01:23:32.760 No, but what I'm saying is you don't have to call him a pedophile to make an argument. 0.73

01:23:35.780 Now people are going to call Nick a pedophile.

01:23:37.480 You don't have to do that. 0.96

01:23:38.720 All you have to do is say what he said, which was he implied that it was okay for a 13-year-old to have sex with a 40-year-old, and I don't think that that's okay.

01:23:46.040 Like you can – 0.52

01:23:46.420 Right.

01:23:46.600 I do not agree with that.

01:23:48.020 You can think his take is terrible.

01:23:49.900 You can also think he's probably really, really wrong on this and is like some stepping –

01:23:56.120 Did he actually say that or did he – I thought he said –

01:23:58.320 I said implied.

01:23:59.400 I said implied.

01:23:59.980 Oh, okay.

01:24:00.120 I didn't say he said – I'm not putting words in his mouth, but he strongly implied that he didn't have a problem, a moral problem with it, but he said it was okay.

01:24:05.720 Because he just knew people that have.

01:24:07.520 Well, that and the question, the hypothetical question that –

01:24:10.880 What's his face there?

01:24:12.800 Richie Costaldo.

01:24:14.400 Oh, God.

01:24:17.700 Richie Costaldo's next on Thaddeus Russell's Unregistered Podcast.

01:24:22.660 He's probably his biggest fan right now.

01:24:24.560 He's like, okay, can I come on your show next?

01:24:26.600 If I can't come on your show, can I just watch through the window while you do it?

01:24:33.400 I swear I won't know that you're outside my window while we're doing the show.

01:24:38.680 Oh, my God.

01:24:40.220 Nick, go ahead.

01:24:40.960 We're done.

01:24:41.620 Nick, go ahead.

01:24:42.060 Get your –

01:24:42.980 No, no.

01:24:43.400 It's okay.

01:24:44.320 I was letting you all go.

01:24:45.480 I wasn't – I was going to let it go.

01:24:46.780 I was just saying that –

01:24:48.120 Yeah, you're saying you can disagree with his opinion without saying he's guilty of –

01:24:51.440 He is a pedophile, but it's what like Steppi said, which I thought – 0.53

01:24:55.220 I mean he said he's carrying water for pedophilia. 0.96

01:24:57.920 That might be appropriate to say, but I don't want –

01:25:00.520 Like there are people that are going and saying, you know, unfollow this guy

01:25:04.800 and trying to get people to not host him on their shows

01:25:07.860 and going after people like Tom Woods and others for not saying anything about the situation.

01:25:15.240 It's like, first of all, that's one of the things that bugs me the most

01:25:18.200 whenever somebody doesn't say something about an issue.

01:25:20.460 Like you don't know if Steve went and contacted him privately.

01:25:23.640 Like for example, if any of my friends like got involved in some sort of controversy,

01:25:27.560 I mean other than that thing we had before because I knew exactly what happened, 0.98

01:25:32.140 but like if something happened and y'all were getting shit like Reid was getting shit publicly 0.96

01:25:36.360 and I thought he was wrong or it looked – 0.99

01:25:39.560 I would privately contact you.

01:25:41.820 I wouldn't come out publicly.

01:25:43.080 So how do you know all these people didn't privately say, 0.99

01:25:45.480 hey, bro, what the fuck is going on for one? 0.97

01:25:47.140 But it's also like you can't – 0.98

01:25:50.320 If you say the wrong thing in a situation where you're talking about like age of consent laws,

01:25:54.640 if you say the wrong thing, it's over.

01:25:57.060 It's over. 1.00

01:25:57.840 You're fucked. 1.00

01:25:58.740 So I do not blame a single person for not going out and saying this bad thing about him 1.00

01:26:04.140 because they just don't want to get involved in the conversation.

01:26:06.380 And that's totally understandable.

01:26:07.760 You don't want to get involved in that conversation because if you say the wrong thing once,

01:26:10.620 it's over for you.

01:26:11.360 I think we should start a petition to get Tom Woods to sign a letter saying he condemned pedophilia. 0.93

01:26:19.160 It's irrational and repugnant. 0.94

01:26:20.460 It's irrational and repugnant. 0.97

01:26:21.040 It's irrational and repugnant. 0.98

01:26:23.760 And make him sign it.

01:26:25.180 If he doesn't sign it, we kick him out of the LP.

01:26:27.180 See, I was thinking the BFC letter.

01:26:29.120 We make a BFC letter. 1.00

01:26:30.500 Like we condemn bitch fuck cucks to be irrational and repugnant. 1.00

01:26:34.720 And if you don't sign it, you cannot be a member anymore. 1.00

01:26:37.820 I think that's the precedent.

01:26:38.800 We should do a bit on one of these episodes where we actually write out a letter.

01:26:44.560 Like we come through, we make up a letter and then like send it to people.

01:26:48.240 Like send it to people.

01:26:49.400 Like please sign this.

01:26:52.260 Tower power hour. 1.00

01:26:53.480 If you don't sign this, you are a bitch fuck cuck. 1.00

01:26:57.960 Wow. 1.00

01:26:58.760 I like it.

01:26:59.600 That would be a great.

01:27:00.940 Isn't it amazing that that term took off?

01:27:02.660 I made that up on the spot on the first time you guys had me on.

01:27:05.800 I was just like, oh, it was on the show. 0.98

01:27:08.900 And then that just fucking became a term. 0.98

01:27:11.940 So. 0.98

01:27:13.120 Yeah, that's awesome.

01:27:14.160 It originated on Tower power.

01:27:16.020 Dude, everyone at Porkfest was using that in real life.

01:27:18.720 Like they were.

01:27:19.820 So was Dave.

01:27:20.740 Dave used it on his show.

01:27:22.260 Yeah.

01:27:23.000 Yeah.

01:27:23.900 He goes, recover. 1.00

01:27:25.120 They'll call them bitch fuck cucks. 1.00

01:27:26.540 Or I think he said something where he said like bitch cuck fucks or something. 1.00

01:27:29.560 He probably fucked it up. 1.00

01:27:31.440 Yeah, he probably fucked it up. 0.98

01:27:33.120 That's cool, man. 1.00

01:27:33.440 Because he's a failed comedian.

01:27:35.460 Because you have you and then Ace's quote about the Constitution being a gun-free zone

01:27:40.080 sign for conservatives made it into Michael Malice's book. 0.95

01:27:42.560 So you two are actually having a lot of fucking impact, huh? 1.00

01:27:45.220 Shit posting, bro. 1.00

01:27:46.280 I'm telling y'all. 1.00

01:27:46.920 You can't underestimate the power of fucking internet shit talk. 1.00

01:27:50.540 It's true. 1.00

01:27:51.100 Yeah.

01:27:52.040 The tower power, man. 1.00

01:27:53.260 Hey, talking about shit talk. 1.00

01:27:54.360 Are you stand up wipers or sit down wipers? 1.00

01:27:56.360 Oh, Jesus.

01:27:57.200 I'm just going to say sit down and I will not elaborate further because I don't want 0.98

01:28:00.380 to have this conversation with you retards. 0.98

01:28:02.880 Dude. 0.94

01:28:03.920 I mean, I don't know if we've talked about this before on the show.

01:28:07.400 I feel like we've talked about it somewhere.

01:28:09.100 Maybe we have.

01:28:09.960 Probably.

01:28:10.240 We definitely talked about it in the chat.

01:28:12.120 I know that. 0.95

01:28:12.900 Well, dude, if you're a stand up wiper, I don't fucking get it at all because what you're 0.99

01:28:17.820 doing is, I mean, you're standing up so you're clenching your ass cheeks and then all 0.99

01:28:22.240 the shit is just getting up in there and then you're not even going to be able to wipe it 0.99

01:28:25.380 at all. 0.99

01:28:25.680 I mean, as we talked about last week, I don't think that wiping really helps me to that

01:28:30.560 much of a degree anyway.

01:28:31.880 Don't you have a special toilet or something though?

01:28:32.620 Don't you have a squatty?

01:28:34.180 Don't you have a special toilet or something? 0.99

01:28:35.900 I have a squatty potty. 0.99

01:28:37.800 It is a squatty potty. 0.81

01:28:38.360 Did you even wipe because it comes out so nice and clean that you don't have to wipe?

01:28:43.160 Yeah.

01:28:43.420 That it's usually a phantom, which means that you wipe and there's nothing there yet.

01:28:47.160 You get a lot of those when you have the squatty potty and you have proper forms.

01:28:50.880 I don't have to worry about this that much when I'm still a sit down wiper because I

01:28:53.860 want to make sure that this is clean, man, and I should really invest in a bidet, but

01:28:58.940 if I can. 1.00

01:28:59.700 Also, you shave your asshole too, so it's like there's nothing to get the shit caught in. 1.00

01:29:05.420 Right. 1.00

01:29:05.960 I don't have dingleberries.

01:29:07.340 That's true.

01:29:08.300 Usually they have like, you're like an outside, like you don't count because like you do all 1.00

01:29:15.880 this other random thing.

01:29:16.860 You can use truck stop bathrooms.

01:29:19.980 You're the one that can't cater to my needs necessarily.

01:29:23.260 Dude, I take all these measures, man. 0.98

01:29:24.760 And if I can, because I'll shit like once a day and I'm usually able to do that at home 0.94

01:29:31.280 or in like a hotel or something where it's like, I can actually take- 0.61

01:29:34.860 The small one I'm going into isn't full of like 10 toilet paper rolls that have just 0.91

01:29:38.440 been like thrown out on the ground and shit smeared off the wall. 0.68

01:29:41.420 I try to do it so I can take a shower afterwards too. 0.98

01:29:44.760 That's the way that I try to do it.

01:29:46.920 Try to time it.

01:29:47.820 Oh, don't even get me started on the truck stop showers. 0.97

01:29:52.580 Just cum everywhere? 0.98

01:29:53.860 Is that how it's just filled with cum? 0.98

01:29:55.380 I mean, you want to wear your work boots into the shower. 0.96

01:29:58.840 Oh, Jesus.

01:30:01.380 Okay.

01:30:01.920 Here's the thing. 0.99

01:30:02.880 One, do you not think I can stand up without like using my thighs instead of my ass? 0.99

01:30:09.020 Like I don't need my ass muscles to stand up. 0.99

01:30:11.120 Like I can, I can, I can stand up without clinch. 0.98

01:30:13.380 I'm doing it right now.

01:30:15.960 So wait, what?

01:30:16.740 You're doing like, you're doing squats while you.

01:30:20.100 Yeah.

01:30:20.480 No.

01:30:20.860 Okay. 1.00

01:30:21.020 So I just like, I, so you're working out just to wipe your ass is what you're saying. 0.99

01:30:24.920 I don't understand how working out is a bad thing. 0.99

01:30:27.120 Like I'm getting an extra rep in every like three times a day.

01:30:31.040 I get another rep in, bam, rep, bam.

01:30:33.420 And actually like, I'm standing up and, and, and it was, I didn't know people said, I didn't

01:30:39.640 know people got closer to the toilet water, to the poo water and put their hand down there.

01:30:44.660 Like that's insane to me. 0.97

01:30:46.440 They're like, okay, let's just get a couple inches away from where I just shit and wipe. 0.99

01:30:51.640 Like, I just like, let's get a couple inches away. 1.00

01:30:53.320 You're about to take everyone to touch your shitty asshole. 1.00

01:30:55.340 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:30:59.340 I'm touching my asshole through, through a paper, a piece of paper. 1.00

01:31:03.680 I'm not touching. 1.00

01:31:04.600 Like there was nothing on the backside of my hand.

01:31:07.360 It better be at least two ply, man. 0.99

01:31:10.480 I don't know what the fuck. 0.98

01:31:11.740 The, the doo doo water is close to the backside of my hand. 0.99

01:31:14.540 I can't do that.

01:31:15.120 So I get up as far as way as I can. 1.00

01:31:16.940 Don't clinch my asshole. 1.00

01:31:17.980 My asshole is not clinched. 1.00

01:31:19.220 And then I wipe from behind. 0.99

01:31:21.480 You can avoid that by kind of like rotating a little bit.

01:31:24.160 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:31:25.160 Like you just have to kind of turn your ass. 1.00

01:31:28.820 You don't. 1.00

01:31:30.860 I'm not on a motorcycle.

01:31:32.660 I'm not trying to make a bend.

01:31:38.600 I'm going to get up anyway.

01:31:40.200 So why not just in the process of getting up, also wipe.

01:31:43.900 And then I can just turn around.

01:31:45.800 That's true.

01:31:46.800 Yeah. 1.00

01:31:47.000 Why don't you like, you're doing, I have an ass. 1.00

01:31:50.780 I think all of these comments are ridiculous, man. 1.00

01:31:53.400 These are a disgrace. 0.99

01:31:56.860 Please be like one.

01:31:59.000 I got a joke relevant to this.

01:32:02.080 Oh, God.

01:32:03.160 Before you go, Reed.

01:32:04.460 This is illogical. 0.98

01:32:05.100 What do black women and Nazis have in common? 1.00

01:32:07.700 They created NASA. 0.97

01:32:09.300 I was just, I was just joking.

01:32:10.480 I didn't actually want that.

01:32:11.440 That's a good one.

01:32:12.380 That's actually a really good one. 1.00

01:32:13.560 Y'all actually like that piece of shit joke? 1.00

01:32:15.700 Yes. 1.00

01:32:16.820 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:32:18.120 No, you don't. 1.00

01:32:19.660 By the way, this is the logical.

01:32:21.100 Did he tell it on y'all episode, Reed?

01:32:21.700 Did he tell it again?

01:32:23.620 So wait. 1.00

01:32:24.620 This is a budget progression of the shit boner talk. 0.99

01:32:27.440 I just want to say that. 0.99

01:32:28.100 Cotton on Slurp Gang says that joke almost every fucking episode, and I hate it every time. 0.99

01:32:33.220 Yeah. 0.99

01:32:33.720 Oh, okay.

01:32:34.160 Well, he said it when I was on there.

01:32:35.760 You guys actually thought it was good?

01:32:37.720 Yeah.

01:32:38.080 The first time you hear it.

01:32:40.360 I'm going to take it to him right now.

01:32:41.820 The first time.

01:32:42.440 This is the first time.

01:32:43.100 Yeah, the first time. 0.98

01:32:43.900 I mean, any joke you can hear it five fucking times, you're going to be like, okay, this 0.98

01:32:46.960 joke kind of fun. 0.99

01:32:47.400 I didn't like it the first time I heard it.

01:32:49.860 Because you don't know history, Nick.

01:32:51.420 Yes, I do. 0.97

01:32:52.080 Black women invented space. 1.00

01:32:53.660 Dude, I watched Hidden Figures. 0.94

01:32:55.600 That's what Cotton said.

01:32:55.820 Black women invented space. 1.00

01:32:56.540 I was about to say, I watched that movie, too. 0.68

01:32:58.260 Nick hasn't seen that movie.

01:32:59.560 No, I haven't seen that, but it's fine.

01:33:00.940 You think that's real history?

01:33:02.720 Yeah, really?

01:33:03.240 Dude, let me tell you what, the entire movie is her having to run to the black people's 1.00

01:33:08.760 bathroom. 0.97

01:33:09.380 That's the whole movie.

01:33:11.320 I'm summing up for you.

01:33:12.680 Does she stand?

01:33:17.020 Well, the question is, Reed, do you stand or sit?

01:33:21.600 I wouldn't do well in the military.

01:33:24.040 Let's just put it that way, and you can figure it out.

01:33:27.080 You mean you don't, like, I always heard, like, the marine wipe, where you have one piece

01:33:32.000 of one ply, and then put it all through it.

01:33:35.240 I'm the same as Dave.

01:33:36.140 I do it standing up.

01:33:37.520 Oh, let's go.

01:33:39.660 That's what I like to hear.

01:33:41.700 I don't know how.

01:33:42.480 That's what I like to hear.

01:33:44.860 You have heard of the marine wipe, haven't you?

01:33:47.740 I guess not.

01:33:49.160 Okay, so what you do is you take a piece of, like, two ply. 1.00

01:33:51.900 It's one ply, and you shove your finger up your ass. 0.99

01:33:54.560 Everyone of the marines probably wipes sitting down, right? 1.00

01:33:58.220 I can't.

01:33:58.620 I mean, I would. 1.00

01:33:59.040 That's fucking bitch fuck cucks. 1.00

01:34:00.340 Because you take one square, and you poke a hole through it with your finger, and you 1.00

01:34:07.660 stick your finger up your ass, and you pull it out, and then you wipe the shit off your 1.00

01:34:10.880 finger. 1.00

01:34:11.620 Jesus Christ!

01:34:13.360 That's the marine wipe. 0.61

01:34:15.560 Wow.

01:34:17.880 Jesus.

01:34:18.840 And you do this, honestly, I feel like you can only do that standing up.

01:34:22.060 So, I mean, probably all marines stand up, actually.

01:34:24.400 Well, yeah, if you tried to do that one sitting down, you might, like, break your hand.

01:34:30.940 There's some real reason we need to end the wars right here.

01:34:35.020 I don't know, man. 0.99

01:34:36.280 Colin Kaepernick actually wipes his ass kneeling. 0.99

01:34:38.740 Like, he actually gets on one knee. 1.00

01:34:41.200 So does Derek Chauvin.

01:34:43.720 Oh, man. 1.00

01:34:44.720 Derek Chauvin, Tim Tebow, and Colin Kaepernick all kneel down and wipe their ass. 1.00

01:34:47.940 All for different reasons. 1.00

01:34:50.300 Very different reasons.

01:34:53.080 Oh, my God.

01:34:55.180 Dude, I'm ashamed that Kaepernick knelt on his neck for so long.

01:34:59.800 That's too much.

01:35:00.800 Oh, Jesus.

01:35:02.420 I mean, I...

01:35:03.140 Has there been a Photoshop of that yet?

01:35:04.980 Somebody Photoshop that.

01:35:06.140 Yeah, I've seen it.

01:35:07.100 Okay, good.

01:35:08.040 Tebow, Tebow, too?

01:35:09.500 I don't know why that's so funny. 0.99

01:35:10.920 Tebow with the fucking praying thing? 0.99

01:35:13.160 Somebody Photoshop that, too. 0.99

01:35:14.400 Please.

01:35:14.680 My mind is still getting fucked by, like, how aggressive the marine wipe sounds, and I'm 0.86

01:35:19.640 thinking about it, like... 0.99

01:35:20.560 I'm thinking about it causing, like, a prolapsed anus or something.

01:35:24.580 Like, if you do it too aggressively...

01:35:25.740 That's not why the marines have prolapsed anuses.

01:35:28.260 Let me tell you that.

01:35:31.420 Everybody that's a marine is going to get super pissed at me.

01:35:36.040 Was Shen Hazel a marine?

01:35:38.360 Yes.

01:35:38.860 Yes, I believe so.

01:35:39.420 Okay, that's fine.

01:35:41.760 One thing I'm always a marine, by the way.

01:35:43.860 There's no was.

01:35:44.880 We'll get Shane on again.

01:35:47.140 The ex-marine is former marine.

01:35:48.920 To talk about this.

01:35:50.300 That's right.

01:35:55.680 Oh, God.

01:35:56.620 This is a good one.

01:35:57.080 Oh, my joke.

01:35:57.700 Do you want me to tell the joke?

01:35:58.760 It's not that bad.

01:35:59.020 Oh, yeah, you did.

01:35:59.720 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:36:01.520 So, this dude...

01:36:03.760 I'll just do the abridged version. 0.79

01:36:05.400 This dude died, and he didn't live a good life, so he went to hell.

01:36:09.140 And he got to hell, and he's looking around, and it's full of shelves and shelves of liquor, 0.52

01:36:16.440 and then dozens and dozens of beautiful women.

01:36:20.640 And he's just like, what?

01:36:22.340 This is hell?

01:36:22.980 I don't get it.

01:36:23.560 And so then Satan sees him wandering around kind of aimlessly, and he goes over, and he

01:36:27.900 says, hey, what's going on, man?

01:36:30.100 Welcome to hell.

01:36:30.740 And he's like, I'm just so confused, because I thought I was really not going to like it

01:36:33.620 here, but things are looking pretty good.

01:36:35.620 And he said, yeah, but there's one little detail that you don't know.

01:36:38.280 All of these bottles, they have holes in their bottoms, and all the women don't. 1.00

01:36:44.220 Oh, no.

01:36:47.460 You don't think I can use a hole at the top?

01:36:52.320 There's always ways around it.

01:36:55.040 That's a good joke, though.

01:36:56.420 Yeah.

01:36:57.620 Oh, man.

01:36:58.840 It's tower power hour-worthy, I guess so. 1.00

01:37:01.240 But is it implying that the women still have vaginas, and they just don't have assholes? 1.00

01:37:05.680 I don't know. 1.00

01:37:06.140 There might be a loophole there.

01:37:08.840 Well, it's sort of vague, so I think it meant like no holes at all down there.

01:37:12.600 Yeah, wholess.

01:37:13.960 Yeah, wholess.

01:37:14.400 I was looking for not the poophole loophole, but whatever the reverse of that is in this

01:37:18.780 place.

01:37:20.060 Normal?

01:37:21.240 Yeah, normal.

01:37:22.400 Just the loophole.

01:37:25.460 Oh, man.

01:37:26.080 I want to end this podcast with asking Nick if he uses a condom or not.

01:37:30.480 I'm not going to answer your question.

01:37:33.340 I told you, you can ask what you want.

01:37:35.480 I'm just not going to answer it.

01:37:37.700 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:37:38.620 It's tower power.

01:37:38.960 That's the question that Nick left the chat for.

01:37:42.620 No, that's not why.

01:37:43.680 That's not why.

01:37:44.340 I'm messing with you.

01:37:44.940 I'm messing with you. 0.90

01:37:45.620 The less I and other people know about each other's sexual habits, the better. 1.00

01:37:55.280 Because I don't want to have to look at you motherfuckers in the eye and pretend I don't know some foul shit about you that I actually do. 1.00

01:38:05.600 You understand what I'm saying? 1.00

01:38:07.100 I don't want to find out.

01:38:08.580 John, what's his name?

01:38:10.100 John Caparulo has a joke about this. 1.00

01:38:11.920 He's like, I don't want to have to fucking look at you and pretend you don't stick goldfish up your ass or, you know, whatever the fuck he's joking. 0.99

01:38:18.180 It's like, so the less you talk about and the less you ask of me, the better for both of us. 1.00

01:38:24.180 I just like asking you, Nick, because it just makes you mad.

01:38:26.660 I'd never expect an answer from you.

01:38:27.900 It doesn't make me mad.

01:38:28.700 It just makes me like, why?

01:38:30.540 You know what mad is?

01:38:31.240 I'd never expect an answer.

01:38:32.380 By now, I'm just doing it just to be like...

01:38:34.500 Oh, you just wanted to put me on the spot.

01:38:35.940 What do you want me to say?

01:38:36.720 I was not going to answer.

01:38:37.780 Well, fine. 0.93

01:38:38.460 I'll save the masturbation story I was going to tell for a future episode. 0.99

01:38:43.960 You got to make them crave coming back. 0.98

01:38:46.280 So you got to...

01:38:46.620 I know. 1.00

01:38:46.860 Everybody wants to hear this shit. 1.00

01:38:48.460 Tune in next week for... 1.00

01:38:50.080 That's right.

01:38:51.460 If I remember.

01:38:53.780 Reed, dude, it was great having you again. 1.00

01:38:56.060 Once again, plug your shit. 1.00

01:38:56.960 No, it wasn't. Stop lying. 1.00

01:38:57.920 We got the Four Horsemen on Sunday at...

01:39:00.880 Yeah.

01:39:01.320 Let's see.

01:39:01.760 Eight o'clock.

01:39:02.140 For the Four Horsemen?

01:39:03.120 Did anybody else see that?

01:39:04.380 That was the piece after the Four Horsemen.

01:39:06.840 Oh, okay.

01:39:07.500 Okay.

01:39:08.500 Yeah.

01:39:08.840 Okay.

01:39:09.200 We've got the Four Horsemen on Sunday.

01:39:12.400 So tune in for that.

01:39:13.320 But yeah, I'm the Naturalist Capitalist.

01:39:15.480 Reed Coverdale on Twitter.

01:39:16.940 Follow me there.

01:39:17.940 What are the Four Horsemen?

01:39:19.160 If the real Four Horsemen are war, famine, pestilence, and death, what are the other...

01:39:23.820 Well, there's several applications.

01:39:25.540 I think we were going with the wrestlers.

01:39:28.340 Oh.

01:39:28.740 Oh.

01:39:29.120 All right.

01:39:30.040 So, I mean...

01:39:30.880 Except for one of them is always getting changed out.

01:39:36.280 Well, that's the one who's death, I think, right?

01:39:39.960 I don't know.

01:39:41.200 Death.

01:39:42.380 Oh, I get you.

01:39:43.160 Never mind.

01:39:45.760 And the fourth Horseman is Clint this time.

01:39:49.620 Clint, yes.

01:39:50.060 Clint from Liberty Lockdown.

01:39:51.660 Which we thought we had a hand in doing, but was already in the works.

01:39:54.500 We thought we were...

01:39:55.240 That's all right.

01:39:55.700 I'll give you guys a little bit of credit.

01:39:57.160 I had already messaged him and said, hey, do you want to be the next Horseman?

01:40:01.740 And he was like, yeah.

01:40:02.560 And he said, sometime, like, the first half of July will work.

01:40:07.040 And that was as far as it went.

01:40:08.380 So, I don't know.

01:40:09.720 It sort of became finalized on here.

01:40:12.560 So, I'll give it to you.

01:40:12.920 Nick won't get this, but it's actually a play on the movie Now You See Me.

01:40:19.160 And Now You See Me 2.

01:40:20.100 That's actually what it's looking for.

01:40:20.740 I've seen Now You See Me.

01:40:22.220 You have?

01:40:22.720 The first one.

01:40:23.460 You don't watch movies and you've seen that?

01:40:24.980 Oh, God.

01:40:28.180 We need to talk about this in a private chat.

01:40:30.860 I probably didn't pick the movie.

01:40:34.220 I was just going to make some joke about the four horsemen requiring all the dudes to, like, ride each other or something.

01:40:40.380 I don't know.

01:40:40.940 I don't have it formulated well enough.

01:40:43.400 There's already the thumbnail with all of y'all riding the same horse, isn't there?

01:40:46.800 Let's just say Reed has a lot of DNA in that mustache of his.

01:40:50.800 Cut the show.

01:40:52.200 Cut it. 0.63

01:40:52.640 Yeah, cut it.

01:40:53.620 That's it.

01:40:54.220 That's it.

01:40:54.560 That's a good time.

Tower Gang - July 20, 2021

Ep 18 - The Marine Wipe w⧸ Reed Coverdale

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