Tower Gang - August 01, 2024


Ep 188 - Hot Rodding w⧸ The Raven


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 37 minutes

Words per Minute

207.0141

Word Count

20,162

Sentence Count

1,954

Misogynist Sentences

89

Hate Speech Sentences

194


Summary

Toad and the rest of the Tower Gang are joined by a special guest to talk about getting tested for HIV and other things that have nothing to do with Tower Gang. Hosts: Jenna, Jenna, Curtis, and Abbie Guest: David and Abby


Transcript

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00:00:15.080 Hi, I'm David.
00:00:17.120 And I'm Abby.
00:00:18.340 And we want to introduce you to our friend group.
00:00:21.160 Hi, I'm Curtis.
00:00:22.220 I know David since high school.
00:00:23.900 Hi, I'm Devin.
00:00:24.860 I have known Abby and David since season one and two of Love on the Spectrum U.S.
00:00:29.460 Hi, I'm Jenna.
00:00:30.960 And I've known Abby since I was 10 years old.
00:00:33.360 She's a really cool friend.
00:00:34.940 Hi, my name is Sabot Gorg.
00:00:36.380 I know Abby and David since Love on the Spectrum.
00:00:39.740 Hi, my name is Ezra.
00:00:41.920 And David and I have known each other for a long time.
00:00:44.220 And Abby and I have known each other for a long time.
00:00:46.240 And I'm happy to be one of their friends.
00:00:48.940 Hi, I'm Toad.
00:00:50.180 And David and Abby are like the best supporters of my show, Tower Gang.
00:00:54.880 It just feels really good to have friends.
00:00:57.220 Hi, I'm Spencer Hart.
00:01:00.320 And I know Abby since she was a little girl.
00:01:03.780 That was a funny story.
00:01:05.120 What am I saying?
00:01:12.980 This is retarded.
00:01:14.020 This is retarded.
00:01:14.960 It's Tower Gang Wednesday, motherfuckers.
00:01:17.780 He's retarded.
00:01:18.100 He's retarded.
00:01:18.660 What's up, retards?
00:01:19.680 I want to listen to music from the hood.
00:01:24.760 I don't ever want to step foot in it.
00:01:26.520 Yes.
00:01:26.800 Right.
00:01:29.100 I've been reprying for another one.
00:01:31.320 And in the back of my mind, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby.
00:01:34.580 But it would be so cool.
00:01:36.080 And I'm like, hold you when you're down.
00:01:37.780 Why are we talking about f*** on this show?
00:01:54.080 Oh, that's too far.
00:01:56.600 I'm asking a question.
00:02:00.240 Start.
00:02:01.720 Whoa, with the feet.
00:02:02.940 Skip the pussies.
00:02:04.160 Skip it.
00:02:04.680 It's not what this show is about.
00:02:06.340 This s*** is retarded.
00:02:11.580 I think by far the best part of that is how hard Toad emphasizes, skip it.
00:02:17.860 You know?
00:02:18.300 It's like, he's like serious.
00:02:19.900 Skip it.
00:02:21.560 Hell yeah, man.
00:02:23.060 Anyways, thank you so much for tuning in.
00:02:25.200 This is Tower Gang Wednesday, you absolute homosexuals.
00:02:28.920 So glad you're here.
00:02:30.240 Toad, thank you so much for taking my idea and actually doing something that I asked of
00:02:33.980 you for once, which is, I think that's the first time that's ever happened.
00:02:36.840 That was your idea?
00:02:38.200 Yeah.
00:02:39.100 Wow, Toad.
00:02:40.300 You know what?
00:02:40.940 That's all it took.
00:02:41.760 It just took you, like, threatening to quit the show for Toad to take a little direction.
00:02:47.640 And that's exactly what happened here, right?
00:02:49.120 Just stand up and do this for a second.
00:02:50.440 I gotta be motivated.
00:02:51.540 I gotta have fear.
00:02:52.480 Well, I don't really, I don't, I don't really want you to have to function in a place of
00:02:57.240 fear 24-7.
00:02:58.220 I thought it was a good bit.
00:02:59.580 It was like, well, you know, it's almost, it's almost like, it's almost uncanny how much
00:03:04.360 you fit in with those people.
00:03:05.640 Have you ever been tested?
00:03:08.380 Tested for what?
00:03:09.380 Is there a test?
00:03:10.420 Whatever they, like a blood test?
00:03:12.300 Don't start this.
00:03:13.180 This will be a half hour of the show of just boring.
00:03:15.460 I mean, I've been tested for AIDS and shit.
00:03:18.060 No, no.
00:03:18.560 But I mean, for like, whatever the fuck those, those tards got.
00:03:20.580 Wait, you've been tested for AIDS?
00:03:22.720 Yeah.
00:03:23.340 Why would you get?
00:03:25.060 You're not fucking, you're not sharing needles.
00:03:27.400 What's going on here?
00:03:28.380 This is a great, hold on, this is going to be a great story.
00:03:30.220 Tell me why you got tested for AIDS.
00:03:32.440 Were you like a heroin addict?
00:03:34.540 Did you think it was like transpired through coughs?
00:03:37.520 You fucking idiot.
00:03:39.440 Tell the story.
00:03:40.500 Do you suck off your cousin?
00:03:41.440 No.
00:03:42.940 No.
00:03:44.180 It was when I was in the hospital for a stroke.
00:03:47.920 They were running like all these blood panels.
00:03:50.140 Dude, they tapped me fucking dry.
00:03:53.360 They said, look at this faggot.
00:03:55.300 They took so much blood from me, dude.
00:03:56.920 It was like my arms are completely drained.
00:03:58.720 Better run a test.
00:03:59.900 Taking it from my hands.
00:04:01.200 Yeah.
00:04:01.400 And they ran this whole panel.
00:04:02.800 They come back to me and they're like, here are your results.
00:04:05.720 You're negative for HIV and AIDS.
00:04:08.700 I'm like, I better fucking be.
00:04:10.240 I love the idea.
00:04:11.440 I love the idea of the nurse walking up to the doctor and going, doctor, I've never seen
00:04:15.340 a bigger faggot in my life.
00:04:16.260 We're going to need an HIV test stat.
00:04:17.700 That wasn't anywhere near the worst part of all of that.
00:04:22.880 What was the worst part?
00:04:23.960 I mean, there were a lot of bad.
00:04:25.320 There were a lot.
00:04:26.120 The stroke was pretty bad.
00:04:27.920 There was a long.
00:04:28.660 What does it feel like?
00:04:29.660 Does it hurt?
00:04:31.440 Does it sting?
00:04:32.720 Only emotionally.
00:04:35.320 What the fuck does it feel like?
00:04:36.280 I want to know.
00:04:37.480 It didn't feel like anything.
00:04:38.700 It was just that I was at work and all of a sudden it was like I was looking through
00:04:42.360 my monitor.
00:04:43.620 Is it just like you short circuited?
00:04:45.380 Like I couldn't focus to the right depth.
00:04:47.460 I thought it was.
00:04:48.680 You're looking through it?
00:04:49.940 What do you mean?
00:04:50.960 Yeah.
00:04:51.720 Like you could see behind it?
00:04:53.080 You had x-ray vision?
00:04:54.700 Fuck.
00:04:55.300 Yeah.
00:04:55.760 Basically.
00:04:56.100 If you can maintain that state of almost stroke.
00:04:58.640 Yeah.
00:04:58.660 So then I was like oh sweet and I looked at all my co-workers and said I'm like yeah
00:05:01.900 I'm going to see through some clothes but then they're all men so I'm like this isn't
00:05:05.340 good.
00:05:05.900 Can you imagine him turning to his co-workers to be a pervert and he's just looking at them
00:05:10.540 and he's like.
00:05:13.000 He's just looking around because his face is half numb.
00:05:15.680 Well I think I mentioned this on the show at one point that I was one of three people
00:05:20.280 that had strokes in that same office at that company within a span of like five years.
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00:05:41.120 I still want an explanation on that.
00:05:43.600 What if astral projecting and shit like that someone brought it up is just you finding
00:05:47.760 a way to maintain a state of almost having a stroke.
00:05:51.420 Just saying.
00:05:52.600 I like bro science and you know what I'm not going to dig any deeper.
00:05:56.120 Dude Top was like fuck I got a whole episode here.
00:05:58.600 Well the part that hurt.
00:06:00.360 Well so the other guys that had a stroke one guy had a brain tumor and he died and then
00:06:03.560 the other guy was like a hardcore smoker and I think that's probably.
00:06:07.160 I have to bring it.
00:06:08.100 I got to bring it to Nephilim death squad a little bit here.
00:06:10.440 But this is what we've we've we've coined a term sort of but uh when uh someone obviously
00:06:16.680 someone would be retarded right if their brain was like all fucked up but if you take the
00:06:21.840 words retard Dio and you put them together retardio in latin it means return to god.
00:06:30.400 That's what that means.
00:06:31.480 Return to god not slow god?
00:06:32.840 I thought it was slow god yeah.
00:06:34.060 No well return to god and that that's like for like so like we're like maybe retarded
00:06:38.880 people.
00:06:39.440 Make sure maybe the message doesn't just be like patient be patient and things will come
00:06:42.060 like slow god maybe.
00:06:43.520 I don't know.
00:06:44.100 Maybe you're reading it wrong.
00:06:47.860 Alright we're gonna have to do this because I think your line translation is wrong.
00:06:51.300 I'll take your word.
00:06:53.260 I mean I was just gonna say the part that hurt uh was a little bit later that same day
00:06:58.120 I didn't realize that I had a stroke it was just like oh my vision is like all fucked
00:07:01.500 up like I'm probably just I was so unhealthy dude I was obese and like I already had been
00:07:05.680 diagnosed with high blood pressure like I was on the verge of death anyway so I'm like
00:07:09.560 yeah whatever this is probably normal then like I got lunch with a couple of co-workers
00:07:14.540 and then I had a seizure a grand mal seizure and I collapsed in the parking lot.
00:07:20.440 So Toad.
00:07:20.900 I can't even pay I can't even pay attention to Toad because I could keep seeing like I
00:07:25.960 guess Clint's internet's acting up but it's like it's like he's posing like so it's like
00:07:29.820 I was crazy and I'm like oh my internet's acting up?
00:07:33.920 Yeah you're like but no if you rewind 30 seconds it's great if you just watch it.
00:07:37.340 What I'm laughing about Toad is that like if you if he was saying this in German the inflections
00:07:42.380 that he's hitting like I wouldn't be able to understand what the fuck he's talking about
00:07:46.840 because it's just in the wrong places.
00:07:48.640 Like you had a grand mal seizure and the rest of the sentence is normal.
00:07:53.500 Why?
00:07:54.400 I'm never in the right place.
00:07:56.040 Literally since the first moment I've met Toad I haven't been able to understand a single
00:07:59.820 word he's had to say.
00:08:00.820 This is actually why I'm so mean to him is because I don't understand what he's trying
00:08:03.520 to say.
00:08:04.340 He's just like it seems like garbled nonsense.
00:08:06.820 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:08:09.460 My connection totally fucked because you guys are not reacting what I'm saying.
00:08:11.680 It's really it's pretty bad.
00:08:13.240 God damn it.
00:08:14.060 All right.
00:08:14.280 I'm going to fucking reset.
00:08:15.340 Okay.
00:08:15.800 All right.
00:08:16.060 He's going to he's going to log off and fall asleep again like he did last week this
00:08:19.380 week.
00:08:20.320 Clint's life is so cozy that even his internet just guys reach out to Raven.
00:08:25.780 We are not doing it.
00:08:26.880 We are failing.
00:08:28.380 No he's doing a thing.
00:08:30.720 David is doing a thing right now where he's just telling me fuck you.
00:08:34.640 This is what he's doing to me.
00:08:35.980 It's it's a ballsy move.
00:08:37.440 I don't know why he's doing it but it's a ballsy move.
00:08:40.200 I mean I think I don't know.
00:08:41.760 He has to reassert himself in the relationship occasionally I think.
00:08:45.200 Yeah.
00:08:45.480 Maybe he feels like he's too much of a bottom a bottom.
00:08:50.540 Yeah.
00:08:50.940 Yeah.
00:08:51.560 And he has to top you occasionally just to remind you he can.
00:08:54.420 I got the whole top thing too right.
00:08:55.940 The whole top.
00:08:56.480 Yeah.
00:08:56.660 It makes a lot of sense.
00:08:58.140 Yeah.
00:08:58.480 Yeah.
00:08:58.860 Yeah.
00:08:59.080 The worst part about that whole thing though what I was going to say is that after I
00:09:02.580 was in the hospital so I mean I had like a fucking lumbar puncture so they like they
00:09:05.820 puncture your spine basically and remove spinal fluid so that fucking sucked.
00:09:11.240 There was that.
00:09:11.760 There was a trans esophageal echocardiogram where they go down your esophagus to look at
00:09:16.180 your heart and it's like you wake up during that and you feel like you can't breathe or
00:09:20.240 anything.
00:09:20.400 Oh let's do mailbag.
00:09:21.480 This huge tube going down your throat but the worst part not any of that none of that
00:09:26.400 was the worst part.
00:09:27.060 Excuse me.
00:09:27.500 The worst part of it was.
00:09:28.360 I know you hear the music.
00:09:29.540 Respect the music.
00:09:30.220 You don't want to hear the worst part of this.
00:09:33.640 No not really.
00:09:34.020 Listen.
00:09:34.720 The Apple guy is clapping.
00:09:36.240 That means it's time to read whatever Mark Vestibule said.
00:09:40.100 Let me know if you want to go back to it because you'll make fun of me severely.
00:09:43.700 I guarantee you.
00:09:44.280 You lost me.
00:09:45.420 The story got boring and I just didn't care about the end anymore.
00:09:49.120 It's gone forever.
00:09:50.000 It's not the ending.
00:09:51.140 It's just the worst part.
00:09:53.400 Mark Vestibule.
00:09:54.420 That actually makes it sound like a worse experience now that you said that.
00:09:57.700 Imagine having to do a podcast just you and Toad all the time.
00:10:01.900 Just think about the kind of.
00:10:02.800 Oh my fuck.
00:10:03.420 For me right now.
00:10:04.400 Finish the Hoppa series.
00:10:05.620 I'm freaking out.
00:10:07.080 I'm freaking out a little bit.
00:10:08.340 Actually if you get in a certain mind space not bad.
00:10:10.720 A lot of people like those Hoppa series.
00:10:12.180 We need to get back to them.
00:10:13.320 The only problem is I'm doing the live show now.
00:10:14.960 So it's like I only do one you know normal No Way Jose episode a week.
00:10:18.380 So sorry you know part 18 of live reading of Demoksey the God that feels is a little
00:10:24.980 behind the.
00:10:25.820 The fuck do you talk about on No Way Jose every week.
00:10:29.400 What do you talk about.
00:10:30.100 I don't really ever talk about theory hardly anymore because who cares.
00:10:35.160 Was that Don Cheadle.
00:10:38.560 I don't know.
00:10:39.280 What are we doing.
00:10:40.100 What's the question here.
00:10:40.780 Do I need to look at the text.
00:10:41.820 I get them confused.
00:10:42.580 Mark Vestibule says Top is driving the gang around in his minivan and it suddenly careens
00:10:48.200 off of a cliff.
00:10:49.560 What injuries are each gang member most likely to suffer.
00:10:53.080 Toe dies.
00:10:55.620 What injuries are likely to suffer.
00:10:57.300 This is an awful question Mark.
00:10:58.840 Like there's so many factors here and how the car lands and all sorts of things.
00:11:03.100 Like what injuries are we going to.
00:11:04.860 I don't know.
00:11:05.380 Yeah who's sitting where in this minivan.
00:11:07.560 This could be a big deal.
00:11:08.900 I think.
00:11:09.920 I mean I.
00:11:10.740 Obviously I'll just like kind of shrug it off.
00:11:12.480 And walk on with my day.
00:11:13.520 But I mean I can't predict the other one's injuries.
00:11:15.800 Honestly Jose survives for sure.
00:11:18.080 Because he's like.
00:11:18.920 He's very like.
00:11:20.200 He could just crunch in.
00:11:21.440 So they're immediately.
00:11:22.620 He's very compact yeah.
00:11:23.260 Yeah I think you survive.
00:11:26.040 Cole is kind of durable.
00:11:28.520 Yeah.
00:11:28.660 He'd survive.
00:11:29.700 Yeah.
00:11:30.200 Cole's like that guy.
00:11:31.240 You remember that Simpsons where home becomes a boxer and he can just take all these punches
00:11:34.720 because he's so dumb and like his brain is just like cushioned by this like fluid or some shit.
00:11:39.940 That's basically Cole.
00:11:41.120 I don't watch the Simpsons man.
00:11:43.000 It's a Simpsons reference or a fucking Seinfeld reference every time.
00:11:46.740 I never really got big into Simpsons.
00:11:48.280 It always struck me as boring.
00:11:49.860 It was like mildly funny when I was little but like this is gay.
00:11:53.600 All right.
00:11:53.820 I mean look at him fucking.
00:11:56.240 Anyway Clint.
00:11:58.320 Clint is going to like he's going to have some severe damage like break his back or something like that.
00:12:02.640 He looks like he's got like a weak back or weak ribs and shit.
00:12:05.120 Oh he has no lower back strength.
00:12:06.940 I guarantee it.
00:12:08.100 None.
00:12:09.600 If I had to attack Clint.
00:12:11.480 Bat to the lower back.
00:12:12.780 Dude.
00:12:13.200 No lower back strength.
00:12:14.660 You know he doesn't do compound movements much.
00:12:16.660 He's not under a lot of manual labor.
00:12:18.540 Like let's be real.
00:12:19.340 He's not squatting heavy.
00:12:20.780 Like dude fucking one swift kick to the back.
00:12:24.020 Like lower back.
00:12:24.720 He's fucking done.
00:12:25.800 Clint goes to the gym and he makes someone lift for him.
00:12:28.820 Because it wouldn't be cozy.
00:12:30.440 I bet you he does nothing but machines.
00:12:32.580 And maybe bench a little bit.
00:12:33.880 Oh this is.
00:12:34.940 Well where is he to defend himself right now?
00:12:36.920 He does all workouts where he's sitting or lying down.
00:12:40.460 That was like calling him a faggot.
00:12:42.180 That was incredible.
00:12:43.180 That you would go that far.
00:12:45.080 Man.
00:12:45.840 Dude he's going to come out and be like yeah you're right.
00:12:47.600 He's literally admitted to using lifting gloves.
00:12:50.460 Like dog.
00:12:50.700 Oh he does use lifting gloves.
00:12:52.620 He would be unashamed.
00:12:53.680 Like he would flip this script and be like yeah that's right.
00:12:56.860 Because I want my muscles to look sexy so I can get bitches.
00:12:58.660 I don't give a fuck about functional strength.
00:13:00.700 I have fucking money.
00:13:03.820 It's not cozy otherwise.
00:13:05.100 That's 100% the angle he would go with it.
00:13:07.060 So I'm not even like thinking he'd be upset.
00:13:08.760 Who gives a fuck?
00:13:10.100 Honestly you're right.
00:13:10.820 I knew he was kind of calling him a bitch.
00:13:11.720 But like he'd flip it and be like no you're the bitch.
00:13:13.620 And you're like yeah you're kind of right.
00:13:14.940 I'm a poor bitch.
00:13:16.420 It's Clint does everything methodically.
00:13:18.620 And he probably just works out just to maintain.
00:13:21.340 Just like that's what he does.
00:13:23.260 Everything's in balance.
00:13:24.680 All the kratom cups are in balance in his house.
00:13:28.660 What does he have to maintain though?
00:13:30.760 Like a 40 year old body?
00:13:34.000 I mean that's.
00:13:35.300 I don't know.
00:13:36.000 I mean look.
00:13:36.660 Dude how old are you?
00:13:37.940 I mean tell me how hard that is.
00:13:40.120 That's fucked up man.
00:13:41.840 That's fucked up.
00:13:42.440 I mean I can feel it with my older age.
00:13:44.440 I'm not as sexy as I was 10 years ago.
00:13:46.700 But yeah.
00:13:47.880 Yeah.
00:13:48.420 I mean it happens.
00:13:49.980 Yeah I can't do what I did like 6, 7 years ago.
00:13:53.020 So it's not great.
00:13:54.700 It's bad.
00:13:55.280 But then again I almost died like 14 years ago or whatever.
00:13:58.860 So 13 years.
00:14:00.100 I see a dude talking shit in the chat.
00:14:02.180 I fucking work out.
00:14:03.080 Suck a dick.
00:14:04.620 Jose definitely works out.
00:14:06.420 Yeah.
00:14:06.980 I fucking.
00:14:07.580 And I know Top here.
00:14:08.540 You do fuck a lot of manual labor.
00:14:09.880 So that counts to me.
00:14:11.140 Well yeah.
00:14:11.480 Toad.
00:14:12.080 He fucking gets on the subway every day.
00:14:13.920 And that's what he fucking does.
00:14:15.300 He's like holding on to that pole in the subway.
00:14:17.920 It's his hardest workout.
00:14:19.120 No wonder his posture is fucked.
00:14:20.760 Yeah I'm doing that.
00:14:21.540 I'm avoiding like crumbling like train platforms and avoiding like feces and whatever.
00:14:26.640 This is his life.
00:14:27.420 It's a workout.
00:14:29.760 Yeah.
00:14:30.300 Kind of.
00:14:31.120 I'm fighting off homeless people that are trying to steal money from me.
00:14:34.420 And then like sleeping.
00:14:35.520 That's it.
00:14:35.820 Like I said.
00:14:36.460 The streets are my gym.
00:14:39.520 Oh yeah.
00:14:40.260 Someone pointed out I was in the pre-show shirtless.
00:14:42.140 That is true.
00:14:43.200 Where the fuck is Clint?
00:14:44.660 Yeah.
00:14:44.760 All right.
00:14:45.560 What's the next question?
00:14:46.600 Sign up for the Patreon baby.
00:14:47.860 The next question.
00:14:49.900 Bob Von Schio show.
00:14:52.980 Bob Von Schio has given us two pictures and we're going to choose one of them.
00:14:57.220 So I guess this one.
00:14:59.180 Oh I like this one.
00:15:00.240 This is a good one.
00:15:00.540 I guess he keeps posting this.
00:15:01.780 I haven't seen this one.
00:15:03.080 Week three of posting my mail back.
00:15:04.540 Will they read it or will we just cringe ourselves inside out of a Cole's early life?
00:15:08.920 Both.
00:15:09.660 Here goes.
00:15:10.540 You have to have sex with a man and he has to come.
00:15:13.800 Do you suck his dick or let him pound your starfish?
00:15:16.720 My friends say take it in the ass because you just passively take it.
00:15:20.420 They say if you suck his dick you're actively being gay.
00:15:23.300 I say that I control the end point of the blow job.
00:15:26.280 I can end this shit in 30 seconds.
00:15:27.940 God this is long.
00:15:29.000 But what if he's slogging away back there after having jacked it 37 times that day already?
00:15:34.080 What is he me?
00:15:34.680 His foot starts cramping up and before you know it it's been 42 minutes of him just sweating in your back and lazily pushing his half flaccid log into your numb asshole.
00:15:45.900 I say throat that shit.
00:15:47.400 Make retard gargling sounds.
00:15:49.500 Double fist the shaft.
00:15:51.060 Make him see God and get the fuck out of there.
00:15:53.360 Clint answer first.
00:15:55.540 Okay ready?
00:15:56.460 Clint go.
00:15:57.520 Yeah.
00:15:58.400 I mean I'll go ahead and say I'd suck the dick.
00:16:00.500 I'd suck the dick.
00:16:01.300 Even with the 42 minute scenario I'd rather suck the dick than take in the butthole.
00:16:05.500 Like because I mean you can do the we've all had lazy well I guess I say we all but like me and Top have had lazy blow jobs before.
00:16:12.580 Would they just do that?
00:16:13.040 Like you can do the fucking lamest blow job you want.
00:16:31.900 You can get to the fucking you can get to the point and you can get it done.
00:16:35.840 Like that's all that matters.
00:16:36.740 Not if you're coal.
00:16:38.420 Yeah I can make coal busts.
00:16:40.500 I think of it as here's a weird idea.
00:16:43.440 Like your butthole is just the opposite side of your mouth.
00:16:47.840 Like it's the same hole.
00:16:49.100 Yeah one long hole we know.
00:16:50.600 Yeah.
00:16:50.980 Yeah so it's like to me I'm like what's the difference sucking it with one hole or the other.
00:16:55.500 I think it's kind of gay in general.
00:16:57.680 It's gay either way yeah.
00:16:58.620 It's literally the same thing you know.
00:17:01.520 Yeah you're receiving either way but the difference why the mouth is the way you want to go is because your asshole is not built to do that.
00:17:10.160 Like your mouth can expand way more like you don't want to take a fucking cock.
00:17:13.440 Yeah your mouth is built to suck dick.
00:17:15.320 So you're telling me you don't take shits you don't take shits bigger than dicks?
00:17:18.960 You've never taken a shit bigger than your own dick.
00:17:21.260 Yeah but I've never taken my shit and taken it in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out.
00:17:25.460 Yeah I don't fuck myself with my shit.
00:17:28.840 Yeah.
00:17:29.620 But you kind of do.
00:17:32.240 You kind of do though right?
00:17:33.320 It's a it's a single reverse fucking.
00:17:35.440 Is taking a shit a unit of fuck?
00:17:38.280 No.
00:17:40.440 It's actually a great question because it is technically fucking you.
00:17:44.480 Hold on here we go.
00:17:50.040 Next episode of Is It Gay?
00:17:51.400 If you refer back to episode three or whatever the fuck it was we came to the conclusion that it was that if it's a unit of fuck is when the dude busts.
00:18:00.940 Like every every dude busts is a unit of fuck.
00:18:05.020 Everybody busts.
00:18:06.260 Yeah and at some point had to have been in the vagina too I think because you can't say like oh that was a mouth fuck.
00:18:11.280 I mean I guess you could call it a qualify as a mouth fuck but that wouldn't be a fuck like it was just a beach.
00:18:15.680 So obviously.
00:18:16.200 That's from shitting.
00:18:17.820 All you're saying is that it's the other side of this hole.
00:18:20.720 Like if I had a tube right and I was just like here like this bottle and it had two holes so like an opening here and opening here you'd be like well this is the only one that counts.
00:18:28.780 That's kind of arbitrary.
00:18:30.200 What about this one?
00:18:31.000 It's the same hole and you can flip it upside down it would be the same type of item.
00:18:35.440 So what makes one different?
00:18:37.260 Neither of those count.
00:18:38.380 Only the vagina counts.
00:18:39.640 That's that's why we've determined it has to be penetrative sex in the vagina which is why we've determined only a man and a woman can actually have sex.
00:18:47.820 So you're saying blowjobs are gay.
00:18:50.740 I'm saying that they're not a fuck.
00:18:52.360 They're not a fuck.
00:18:52.940 Is that Jose is that a cat in your room?
00:18:55.360 Yeah fucking my kid just threw his cat in here.
00:18:57.640 It's being an asshole.
00:18:58.360 It's freaking out.
00:18:58.960 I don't know the fuck.
00:18:59.300 Because I'm like I'm like is my kid crying?
00:19:01.380 It's no it's just a cat in Jose's room.
00:19:03.200 Yeah I'm trying to mute strategically.
00:19:05.300 But tell him to stop being such a pussy.
00:19:07.340 Thanks Toad.
00:19:11.640 Fuck man.
00:19:13.940 Alright you know what?
00:19:15.880 Read the next one.
00:19:17.340 Yeah read the next one Toad.
00:19:19.200 It's hard to do.
00:19:19.880 I'm telling you Clint is just sleeping.
00:19:21.740 Yeah it's doing it.
00:19:22.820 Alright.
00:19:23.480 Aaron J.
00:19:24.380 If Tower Gang contained a ship who would be captain and what would the vessel be named?
00:19:30.720 Good question.
00:19:32.020 Dude who is captain?
00:19:33.300 Oh god this is one you need Clint here for I think.
00:19:35.260 Wow.
00:19:35.500 People would fight over who captain is.
00:19:37.560 But there we have different types of captains.
00:19:39.800 So who would be the ultimately be the captain?
00:19:42.180 I don't know.
00:19:44.100 Because.
00:19:44.960 I think Clint might win out.
00:19:46.240 It's like definitely top or Clint.
00:19:48.120 Like none of the wrestlers even really try to take any sort of like lead.
00:19:52.720 But I don't know.
00:19:54.200 But they can.
00:19:55.320 They're different.
00:19:56.600 I'd go top I guess.
00:19:57.860 And then like Clint be his first mate.
00:20:00.920 You know.
00:20:01.760 Or your power ship.
00:20:02.600 That's a great one.
00:20:03.480 Yeah fuck you Cole.
00:20:04.420 Get in here.
00:20:04.860 Fat Dave is commenting right here.
00:20:06.280 But he can't be in the show right now.
00:20:07.640 Get in here bitch.
00:20:08.820 Fuck you faggot.
00:20:09.920 Yeah.
00:20:10.480 Fuck you dude.
00:20:10.720 We got your retard face up here though.
00:20:13.540 Yeah.
00:20:13.880 What did he even say?
00:20:14.760 He said maybe he couldn't.
00:20:15.840 He's trying.
00:20:16.120 He's working.
00:20:16.800 Doing some gay shit.
00:20:17.780 Fucking faggot.
00:20:18.460 I don't know.
00:20:18.760 He's building sewer systems.
00:20:20.500 Or who the fuck knows.
00:20:21.560 What kind of life is this?
00:20:22.460 Working at 930 at night.
00:20:23.880 You fucking poor.
00:20:24.680 This is sad.
00:20:25.920 It's fucking cold.
00:20:26.880 This is like.
00:20:27.280 Because now I'm thinking.
00:20:28.400 I'm like.
00:20:28.620 We have to do at least the show.
00:20:30.620 And then give them a half an hour after also.
00:20:34.000 It's a nightmare.
00:20:35.080 It's a nightmare.
00:20:35.700 But that's fine.
00:20:36.360 It's fine.
00:20:36.760 We're going to figure it out.
00:20:37.800 No.
00:20:38.040 It's fucking fine.
00:20:38.780 We need a name for our gay ship though.
00:20:42.320 A gay ship?
00:20:43.020 Oh what would this ship be named?
00:20:44.360 I don't like that part of the question.
00:20:45.920 I like the captain question.
00:20:47.720 That's the.
00:20:48.500 I mean the chat wants to answer.
00:20:49.840 But so far.
00:20:50.400 I think that the interesting is who would be the captain.
00:20:52.720 But I think we need Clint here for this conversation.
00:20:54.520 Yeah.
00:20:54.760 I'd go top though.
00:20:55.660 Clint first man.
00:20:58.060 What are you.
00:20:58.560 What are you doing top?
00:20:59.960 First.
00:21:00.480 First man I think might be cozier than captain.
00:21:02.800 I don't know.
00:21:03.900 I'm seeing.
00:21:04.580 I'm seeing where Clint is.
00:21:06.040 And I'm seeing where.
00:21:07.200 So David answered me back.
00:21:08.660 And he just says.
00:21:09.220 My bad.
00:21:09.700 I was fighting.
00:21:10.900 And I was like.
00:21:11.260 Okay.
00:21:11.520 I was fighting.
00:21:12.940 I don't know what that means.
00:21:14.180 He's just rumbling in the ring.
00:21:15.600 Like what is he doing?
00:21:16.200 He's doing MMA.
00:21:17.540 He's in the octagon.
00:21:19.200 Take that as you may.
00:21:20.140 Somebody might be dead right there.
00:21:21.480 He's.
00:21:21.680 He's beating his wife.
00:21:22.920 I don't know what's going on.
00:21:23.600 The SS.
00:21:24.100 Endless shrimp.
00:21:25.480 It's got to have.
00:21:26.520 It's got to have SS in it.
00:21:28.520 Real quick.
00:21:29.320 Shameless plug for the homie.
00:21:30.780 Your endless shrimp shirts are delightful.
00:21:33.520 Oh thank you.
00:21:34.180 Tyler.
00:21:34.600 Yeah.
00:21:34.980 Yeah.
00:21:35.240 Can you go ahead and pull that up?
00:21:36.340 The SSSS.
00:21:37.840 I like it.
00:21:39.080 Yeah.
00:21:39.460 There we go.
00:21:40.260 SSSS.
00:21:40.920 SSSS.
00:21:41.540 I actually like this idea.
00:21:44.080 If we can spend.
00:21:45.140 No.
00:21:45.340 No.
00:21:45.460 No.
00:21:45.580 The first part.
00:21:46.600 Cole for captain.
00:21:47.340 I really like that idea.
00:21:49.900 All right.
00:21:50.320 Let's fucking watch this.
00:21:51.340 Cole for captain.
00:21:52.180 Put a pin in that.
00:21:53.760 All right.
00:21:53.960 That's a hot girl shirt right there.
00:22:15.700 Right?
00:22:16.340 Lady boys?
00:22:17.160 Yeah.
00:22:17.360 Yeah.
00:22:21.100 Yeah.
00:22:21.640 I got to get some.
00:22:22.260 Dude.
00:22:23.900 Go back to the.
00:22:24.620 Go back to the Cole shirt.
00:22:25.680 I want to see that.
00:22:26.380 I want to get it.
00:22:26.940 You want to breathe that in.
00:22:28.100 Somebody already bought this.
00:22:29.520 Go back there.
00:22:30.200 Pause it.
00:22:30.640 There we go.
00:22:31.020 Yeah.
00:22:31.200 Thanks.
00:22:31.540 You're going to.
00:22:32.720 Where are you going to wear this?
00:22:34.480 Dude.
00:22:34.960 I swear.
00:22:35.460 If I get another invite to IRL.
00:22:37.140 That might be one of them.
00:22:38.600 I could see myself.
00:22:40.060 I was saying in the pre-chat.
00:22:41.280 Like I'm going on the best political show.
00:22:43.320 I feel like I should wear this shirt.
00:22:46.080 There you go.
00:22:47.120 Just some big show.
00:22:48.100 Like whenever you do like a big live show.
00:22:49.620 That would be a fun one to wear.
00:22:50.700 So I'm doing the best political show and then Elijah Schaefer show all in like IRL
00:22:56.060 on the 12th this whatever month is coming up.
00:22:59.240 So yeah.
00:22:59.600 That would be fucking hilarious to wear that shirt.
00:23:01.860 Yeah.
00:23:02.260 Tell me it's not a hot girl shirt though.
00:23:04.040 Like I imagine that on a hot shirt.
00:23:04.820 The Lanny Boyce is an OnlyFans logo.
00:23:06.400 Yeah.
00:23:07.240 I recognize that.
00:23:09.440 Yeah.
00:23:09.660 The endless shrimping.
00:23:10.620 That was nice.
00:23:11.860 Oh the first one there.
00:23:13.160 That's the first one that I put up.
00:23:15.440 I'm like I don't know.
00:23:16.640 No one's bought it.
00:23:17.740 I don't think.
00:23:18.260 But if somebody does buy it you just put it back up.
00:23:21.080 It's the very first shirt.
00:23:23.280 I love that.
00:23:24.100 If you buy this.
00:23:25.160 It's a great shirt.
00:23:25.740 It's a gorilla hand reaching out to another.
00:23:29.820 It's like and it's holding a fucking piece of shrimp.
00:23:32.460 If you wear.
00:23:32.960 I don't know where you're going to wear this.
00:23:35.380 But if you do.
00:23:36.720 Like fucking God bless you.
00:23:37.900 You belong.
00:23:39.520 You belong on this show.
00:23:41.060 You should probably be a member.
00:23:41.880 No one would get it.
00:23:42.620 No one would get it.
00:23:43.400 But if you get it you're like.
00:23:44.580 It's on its face.
00:23:46.160 It's super racist.
00:23:47.660 Like I just.
00:23:48.220 When I drew it I was like.
00:23:49.820 Oh God.
00:23:50.740 This is bad.
00:23:51.500 And it's just like.
00:23:52.060 None of it really makes sense.
00:23:54.100 All together.
00:23:54.920 Unless you really know.
00:23:55.800 But that just seems like racist.
00:23:57.100 Right?
00:23:57.760 I mean you have to literally know the one.
00:23:59.580 And all you really need to know is the one story.
00:24:01.660 Like if you know the story.
00:24:02.960 That like how.
00:24:04.140 Fucking.
00:24:04.900 What.
00:24:05.860 Fucking lobster.
00:24:06.960 Whatever the fuck goes down.
00:24:08.020 What was the name of the place?
00:24:08.880 I don't even fucking remember.
00:24:10.300 How do I not remember the name of the lobster place?
00:24:13.460 Red lobster.
00:24:14.060 Red lobster.
00:24:14.660 Top lobster.
00:24:15.160 I almost called it Top Lobster.
00:24:16.240 See that's how much memory hold it.
00:24:18.060 But all you have to do is know that one story.
00:24:20.580 But I mean if you're definitely.
00:24:21.560 If you watch the show you get it.
00:24:22.660 If you watch that one story.
00:24:23.920 Or knew that one story.
00:24:25.060 You'd be like.
00:24:25.460 Yup.
00:24:26.240 I get what they're getting at here.
00:24:27.580 That's all you need to know.
00:24:28.800 Yeah.
00:24:29.640 Skip the pussy.
00:24:30.520 I don't know where you're wearing that.
00:24:32.120 Let's get another question here.
00:24:33.560 We're.
00:24:34.000 Alright.
00:24:35.120 Alright.
00:24:35.800 The SSSS is our boat name.
00:24:37.700 I think that's.
00:24:38.500 We're losing it.
00:24:39.440 That's better than what we could have come up with.
00:24:41.340 Cody.
00:24:42.320 Cody Matzobal.
00:24:43.640 I don't know what his name is here.
00:24:45.500 Who is more likely to survive this election cycle?
00:24:48.360 Former president Donald.
00:24:49.840 Hold on.
00:24:50.300 Clint is.
00:24:50.820 Clint is fucking sharing videos.
00:24:53.700 He's like.
00:24:54.060 Yo.
00:24:54.240 Come back on the show.
00:24:55.080 What are you doing?
00:24:55.920 What the fuck is he doing?
00:24:57.160 I don't know.
00:24:58.080 In the production chat?
00:24:59.500 Yeah.
00:25:00.180 Dude.
00:25:00.340 He's like.
00:25:00.880 You guys should play this.
00:25:02.700 Honestly.
00:25:03.240 You know what it is?
00:25:04.040 He's really old.
00:25:05.640 And he probably just forgot.
00:25:07.480 He wasn't in the penthouse last week.
00:25:08.960 And now he's not.
00:25:09.760 In this show.
00:25:11.720 Something.
00:25:12.080 Yeah.
00:25:12.300 I don't know what's going on.
00:25:13.720 Alright.
00:25:13.980 Next question.
00:25:14.360 Cody is asking.
00:25:15.240 Who's more likely to survive this election cycle?
00:25:18.180 Donald Trump.
00:25:19.080 Former president Donald Trump.
00:25:20.380 Or president Biden's Nephilim body double.
00:25:24.120 That's interesting.
00:25:25.080 Because if.
00:25:25.600 Well.
00:25:25.800 If Biden's body double doesn't survive.
00:25:27.760 They'll just bring in another one.
00:25:28.940 Yeah.
00:25:29.240 But why would the body double be in any sort of danger?
00:25:31.540 I mean.
00:25:31.880 I don't think Trump's going to die.
00:25:33.280 Honestly.
00:25:34.180 But.
00:25:34.640 I mean.
00:25:35.140 The body double's in no danger.
00:25:36.900 At all.
00:25:37.620 I guess.
00:25:38.100 The Nephilim can't really die.
00:25:39.880 Right?
00:25:39.980 This is a flawed question.
00:25:41.700 Sorry.
00:25:42.660 Cody.
00:25:43.540 Who's more likely to survive?
00:25:44.900 I mean.
00:25:46.080 Again.
00:25:46.640 Like.
00:25:46.940 With the body double.
00:25:48.620 Who really knows?
00:25:49.720 Like.
00:25:49.900 There's probably so many of them.
00:25:51.060 And I know this is going to sound crazy.
00:25:53.220 And Clint's back.
00:25:53.740 And now this is going to sound crazy.
00:25:55.300 I think that there are like seven Joe Bidens.
00:25:59.120 And I don't know if there is one original.
00:26:02.560 This is where my brain is at.
00:26:04.000 Whoa.
00:26:04.740 All right.
00:26:05.980 No.
00:26:06.420 I agree with that.
00:26:07.460 Yeah.
00:26:07.560 I agree with the seven.
00:26:08.720 But then you say there's no original.
00:26:10.320 What the fuck?
00:26:10.360 No.
00:26:10.760 So if you agree.
00:26:11.940 If you agree that there's more than one.
00:26:13.720 The rotating cast his whole life.
00:26:14.500 A literal creative person.
00:26:15.020 No.
00:26:15.120 That means that Biden.
00:26:15.820 No.
00:26:16.140 No.
00:26:16.280 No.
00:26:16.580 No.
00:26:16.620 No.
00:26:16.740 No original Biden ever existed.
00:26:18.760 That's what he means.
00:26:18.960 No.
00:26:19.100 No.
00:26:19.380 Not his whole life.
00:26:20.160 There's like a Biden.
00:26:21.080 What even is a Joe Biden?
00:26:22.680 The one that looks different.
00:26:23.960 You know that one I'm talking about?
00:26:25.100 He's like.
00:26:25.320 He's got a flatter face.
00:26:27.620 The one from 1988 that like lied about some shit like that.
00:26:31.460 And then like.
00:26:32.680 I don't know.
00:26:33.700 Obama's Biden.
00:26:34.680 That's a different Biden.
00:26:36.000 These are like.
00:26:36.660 That guy died and they've been just fucking cycling.
00:26:39.200 They could technically cycle this guy out.
00:26:41.860 For all of eternity.
00:26:43.500 And it wouldn't matter.
00:26:44.420 I just want to go back to the racist like 90s Biden.
00:26:47.480 At least give us that.
00:26:48.380 Can you imagine if they recycled Biden with like some totally cogent functioning 80 plus
00:26:55.280 year old looking dude?
00:26:56.300 Like.
00:26:56.460 And he's just like.
00:26:57.520 I'm back in the race.
00:27:00.180 Like we good.
00:27:00.680 We good.
00:27:01.380 That'd be so fucking funny.
00:27:02.840 They should.
00:27:03.380 Honestly.
00:27:04.060 They really should.
00:27:05.240 I will say this.
00:27:06.360 To play into your theory, which I do think is kind of insane.
00:27:09.920 But.
00:27:10.880 He did have.
00:27:12.280 He did have like.
00:27:13.680 Brain surgery in.
00:27:15.260 I think it was 08.
00:27:16.280 08 or 09.
00:27:17.840 Like open fucking brain surgery because he had like an aneurysm.
00:27:20.960 So.
00:27:21.620 And according to his retelling of the conversation with his doctor.
00:27:26.120 Conspiracy theory.
00:27:27.040 There was like a 20% chance that he survived.
00:27:29.020 So.
00:27:29.780 That's an 80% chance the top is right.
00:27:32.280 The dude died on the table.
00:27:33.020 Here's a.
00:27:33.700 Here's a crazier conspiracy theory.
00:27:36.100 Is this even the same Clint from like before?
00:27:39.860 Or like.
00:27:40.920 Did he go to a closet.
00:27:42.100 I'm not sure.
00:27:42.720 And turn on another fucking Clint clone or something like that.
00:27:46.480 And that's why.
00:27:46.980 That's why I had to reset my internet.
00:27:48.460 Because I.
00:27:49.060 My.
00:27:49.580 I was.
00:27:50.100 I was shorting out.
00:27:50.700 I had to go replace.
00:27:51.520 The internet wasn't shorting out.
00:27:53.040 It was.
00:27:53.420 It was literally Clint.
00:27:54.660 It was that other Clint body that was shorting out.
00:27:56.540 And he need to.
00:27:57.120 Needed to recharge it.
00:27:58.300 The internet was fine the whole time.
00:27:59.680 He was just.
00:28:00.860 Glitching out.
00:28:01.580 Yeah.
00:28:01.780 See.
00:28:01.940 This is why I'm getting more and more confident.
00:28:03.700 That.
00:28:03.760 Top is deep in a schizophrenic break.
00:28:05.700 And that's okay.
00:28:06.440 Like I.
00:28:06.920 I still love you.
00:28:07.720 But.
00:28:08.200 Now Clint.
00:28:08.800 While you were gone.
00:28:09.700 One of our mailbag patrons here.
00:28:12.080 Bob Von Show.
00:28:13.280 Asked.
00:28:14.060 Specifically a question to you.
00:28:15.540 Even though we all answered it.
00:28:17.560 Basically.
00:28:18.120 Which would you prefer.
00:28:19.720 As.
00:28:21.080 As far as either.
00:28:22.540 Sucking a guy's dick.
00:28:23.860 Or taking his dick in the ass.
00:28:25.440 Yeah.
00:28:25.580 This is the actual question.
00:28:27.620 I don't.
00:28:28.140 I'm not going to reread that whole thing.
00:28:29.420 That seems like a lot of words.
00:28:30.540 It was crazy.
00:28:32.500 I mean.
00:28:33.000 That's.
00:28:33.340 That's tough.
00:28:34.360 That's a.
00:28:34.740 I mean.
00:28:35.260 It seems as if it'd be an easy answer.
00:28:37.440 But it's kind of tough.
00:28:38.900 And let me explain.
00:28:39.200 I'm starting to think.
00:28:39.980 We shouldn't have done the show today.
00:28:41.280 Because we can't keep more than three people on screen.
00:28:43.840 At any point.
00:28:44.540 No one.
00:28:44.920 No one's doing the show.
00:28:46.060 Go ahead.
00:28:46.320 I had to kick that.
00:28:47.000 I had to kick that fucking cat out.
00:28:48.340 I'm sorry.
00:28:48.760 The thing kept.
00:28:49.620 Kept fucking squealing.
00:28:51.040 I just threw it out of the fucking room.
00:28:52.300 Sorry.
00:28:52.620 My bad.
00:28:53.120 Skip the pussy baby.
00:28:54.360 You should stop helping them reproduce.
00:28:55.860 They're obviously demonic.
00:28:57.540 I mean.
00:28:57.780 They go for like 2,000 to 2,500 a pop.
00:29:00.720 So.
00:29:00.860 I don't know.
00:29:01.000 Yeah.
00:29:01.220 So does crack bro.
00:29:02.300 And you don't sell that.
00:29:03.240 So.
00:29:03.680 Maybe.
00:29:03.760 Yeah.
00:29:04.000 Well.
00:29:04.300 I mean.
00:29:05.000 It's just.
00:29:05.560 Not a risk reward.
00:29:07.080 I don't really.
00:29:07.820 I mean.
00:29:08.460 Crack.
00:29:08.940 I mean.
00:29:09.080 There's a.
00:29:09.860 Higher risk there.
00:29:11.420 So.
00:29:11.540 I don't know.
00:29:11.840 I'd respect you more if you sold drugs Jose.
00:29:14.600 Like selling cats.
00:29:15.240 I would too.
00:29:15.780 I would love to sell drugs.
00:29:16.900 But I have this thing called a family.
00:29:18.720 So.
00:29:18.960 I don't know.
00:29:19.280 It's probably not the greatest idea.
00:29:20.700 I would like to have a clone.
00:29:21.680 Just so I can like.
00:29:22.580 Take some days off of my shows.
00:29:24.480 Just be like.
00:29:25.920 Don't get on it clone.
00:29:27.260 Sending clink clone.
00:29:28.740 Listen.
00:29:29.240 Look.
00:29:29.680 I.
00:29:30.020 I'm going to be honest.
00:29:30.920 I would probably blow a dude before I get buttfucked.
00:29:33.060 Just simply because like.
00:29:35.260 I mean.
00:29:35.520 There could be permanent damage that's done by the buttfucking.
00:29:37.420 Like.
00:29:37.580 There's obviously permanent damage that's emotionally done by sucking a dude's dick.
00:29:40.740 And I would fucking hate that.
00:29:41.800 And if I.
00:29:42.260 If he finishes in my mouth.
00:29:43.120 Like.
00:29:43.260 I'll never fucking not know what that's like.
00:29:45.700 And that sucks.
00:29:47.040 Literally.
00:29:47.680 And figuratively.
00:29:48.580 So.
00:29:48.840 You just have to hope he's polite.
00:29:50.400 Yeah.
00:29:51.200 I mean.
00:29:52.500 Yeah.
00:29:52.920 I guess.
00:29:53.360 I don't know if it's polite to.
00:29:54.540 I was saying.
00:29:55.340 I was trying to make the point.
00:29:56.400 It's polite to tell him when you're about to come.
00:29:58.480 I was making the point that your.
00:30:00.180 Your mouth and your butthole.
00:30:01.400 The choice is on you at that point.
00:30:02.640 Like.
00:30:02.840 What do you want to do here?
00:30:03.580 All right.
00:30:04.820 That's.
00:30:05.040 No.
00:30:05.320 No.
00:30:05.620 Of course.
00:30:05.920 You have to notify them.
00:30:06.900 Yeah.
00:30:07.040 Of course.
00:30:07.280 Yeah.
00:30:07.460 I'd like Clint to.
00:30:08.280 I'd like Clint to feel my argument about your mouth and your butthole being just two
00:30:11.800 different ends of the same tube.
00:30:13.360 So.
00:30:13.780 It's kind of.
00:30:14.280 You've made this connection many times.
00:30:15.980 It's arbitrary.
00:30:16.900 It is a connection.
00:30:18.120 It's not fucking arbitrary.
00:30:19.320 Top.
00:30:20.540 How dare you.
00:30:23.360 It's a different, it's a different orifice.
00:30:25.980 Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:26.660 So.
00:30:27.040 Is the mouth connected only to the anus or is it also connected to the vagina?
00:30:31.540 I mean.
00:30:31.760 No, it's not connected to the vagina.
00:30:32.940 It's connected to literally every orifice.
00:30:35.320 If shit comes out one end and piss comes out the other, how is it not connected in some
00:30:38.500 different tubes, you idiot.
00:30:39.580 You think shit and piss come out the same tube?
00:30:44.040 But.
00:30:44.880 You're such a piece of shit.
00:30:46.560 Food and liquid goes into the same fucking tube and they come out a different tube.
00:30:50.400 So they have to be connected.
00:30:51.380 You fucking.
00:30:52.340 Faggot moron.
00:30:53.360 Bitch ain't mad.
00:30:54.560 Yo, this shit's dope.
00:30:56.200 What the fuck was that?
00:30:58.740 Is that amazing?
00:30:59.340 This guy's just vomiting.
00:31:00.980 Yo, run it again.
00:31:02.100 Run it again.
00:31:02.580 That is dope.
00:31:03.600 That doesn't even fuck up.
00:31:05.380 That's one of the most intimidating things I've ever seen.
00:31:07.560 Dude, that is the craziest spitball ever.
00:31:12.300 No fucking way, dude.
00:31:14.040 What the fuck, Brad?
00:31:15.840 Hold on.
00:31:16.400 Pause it.
00:31:16.980 Pause it.
00:31:17.500 Pause it.
00:31:18.320 What if.
00:31:18.940 That's like coal at a bachelor party.
00:31:20.980 You know how you got like a knuckleball specialist and they're like, we got this guy.
00:31:23.920 He's he comes in.
00:31:24.740 He specifically throws a knuckleball every pit.
00:31:27.120 Sometimes we'll throw a fastball, sneak it in.
00:31:28.840 What if you had this dude as like, this is our fucking vomit specialist.
00:31:32.420 Holy shit.
00:31:33.700 Our vomit specialist just entered.
00:31:35.220 Hey, before we do the whole Raven thing.
00:31:37.580 Raven does not look like he's in a good place.
00:31:38.880 God damn it, don't step on my joke, you faggots.
00:31:40.980 Raven does not look like he's in a good place right now.
00:31:43.000 I'm not in a good place.
00:31:44.380 He's Edward Fordy hands right now.
00:31:46.760 Bartolo Cologne.
00:31:47.900 Listen to the joke.
00:31:48.800 All right.
00:31:49.440 Bartolo Cologne.
00:31:50.400 It was a great joke and I had to get it out.
00:31:52.000 All right, Raven, welcome aboard.
00:31:53.040 I'm glad you're inebriated.
00:31:54.240 What's up, brother?
00:31:54.880 What's going on, baby?
00:31:55.860 I heard you fucking guys were sucking ass and you didn't have coal when you needed somebody
00:31:59.280 to come and save you.
00:32:00.540 How's it going?
00:32:00.860 So I got really drunk like coal.
00:32:02.920 No, I'm not fucking drunk.
00:32:04.080 I just came back from beating niggas up, bro.
00:32:06.160 No big deal.
00:32:06.820 I'm a lot tougher than I was yesterday.
00:32:08.980 No, you didn't.
00:32:10.180 You lost.
00:32:11.340 I beat motherfuckers asses, bro.
00:32:13.300 Why would you beat up a Trump supporter like that?
00:32:15.260 I didn't beat up a Trump supporter.
00:32:16.400 I love Trump supporters.
00:32:17.280 Oh, you went to the MMA gym, right?
00:32:18.980 Yeah, this is what's going on.
00:32:19.780 I did go to the MMA gym.
00:32:20.500 That's right.
00:32:20.880 That's why I'm fucking sweaty and masculine.
00:32:23.500 Yeah.
00:32:24.260 Yeah, breathe it in.
00:32:25.360 Don't fucking act underwhelming.
00:32:26.380 You know you got your ass whooped.
00:32:27.680 You're out of condition.
00:32:28.640 You went there.
00:32:29.220 I didn't get my ass whooped.
00:32:29.940 You bit off more than you could chew.
00:32:31.840 I can't fucking wrestle.
00:32:33.120 I can't wrestle.
00:32:33.900 I'll tell you that.
00:32:34.560 I can't wrestle with a gig.
00:32:35.180 Ooh, I like that.
00:32:36.280 But your boy's got hands, and I fucked everybody.
00:32:38.060 I will tell you I like that you can't wrestle because you threw out on Twitter recently with
00:32:42.460 this Bohemian Growth event like who should fight, and I was really thinking about it.
00:32:45.840 And like of all the people who come to mind, I don't mean to sound cocky, but in this
00:32:49.900 community, there's not a lot of people I'm that scared of or that I feel like would
00:32:53.620 be that scared of.
00:32:53.960 That I really want to fight, but you with the blonde hair.
00:32:57.080 But like then I was like Raven.
00:32:58.660 I was like, fuck.
00:32:59.680 I feel like Raven's my perfect matchup.
00:33:02.140 Like I'm mostly ground, not great hands.
00:33:04.540 You're good hands, not ground.
00:33:05.820 I'm more bulky.
00:33:07.380 You're a little more lean.
00:33:08.840 Like it's like I have size on you.
00:33:10.840 You've got speed.
00:33:11.980 I'm like, dude.
00:33:12.840 I'm like, me and him, that's the matchup.
00:33:15.140 And I'm like, fuck.
00:33:15.640 And I'm like, that's a good fight.
00:33:17.980 But I'm like, I might lose.
00:33:19.560 People said you and Cole.
00:33:21.720 And I said, Jose beats the shit out of Cole every time.
00:33:24.940 I'm not scared of Cole.
00:33:25.940 No version of events where Jose loses to Cole.
00:33:28.940 It doesn't happen.
00:33:29.340 Honestly, Toad has a good chance against Cole.
00:33:32.920 That's retarded.
00:33:33.940 That's ridiculous.
00:33:34.240 Yeah, that's just retarded.
00:33:35.200 No, the aggression that Toad would bring and the pacifism that Cole would bring.
00:33:41.860 Yo, you ever see a retard spaz out when you were a kid?
00:33:44.640 Cole's got real retard strength, man.
00:33:46.700 Yeah, you're not in danger.
00:33:48.440 My opponent today threw up.
00:33:51.080 That was pretty cool.
00:33:52.160 Oh, well, then you joined the show at the perfect time.
00:33:54.260 Let's turn that clip again.
00:33:55.380 You got a puke clip?
00:33:56.480 Show me a puke clip.
00:33:57.340 I love it.
00:33:57.740 It's not just a puke clip.
00:33:59.520 It's maybe the best ever.
00:34:01.460 I do want to ask a professional opinion from Toad.
00:34:04.900 Because I knew you played a lot of baseball.
00:34:06.080 I didn't play a ton.
00:34:06.980 So, I want your thoughts.
00:34:08.460 Has that ever happened?
00:34:09.660 Never seen that.
00:34:10.480 No, no, no.
00:34:10.560 My point being is, would that be effective as a pitch?
00:34:13.420 Because I could see that throwing off the batter.
00:34:14.800 It would be super distracting, dude.
00:34:17.480 Oh, fuck.
00:34:18.060 There's no way you're hitting the ball.
00:34:20.120 Dude, I got one for you.
00:34:21.180 He's smoke screening that shit.
00:34:22.380 Clint, I got one for you.
00:34:23.220 This guy is Retcher Clemens.
00:34:26.160 This is what I was saying.
00:34:27.940 What did he say?
00:34:29.700 Retcher Clemens.
00:34:31.600 That's impressive, dude.
00:34:32.980 That's cool.
00:34:33.480 The pressure that he wound up to throw that fucking caused him to burst.
00:34:37.060 Does no one even think to do this?
00:34:38.540 This is like a game changer.
00:34:39.820 Dude, how could you do that?
00:34:40.940 You're throwing 100 pitches.
00:34:42.420 Imagine doing that.
00:34:44.500 I could do that.
00:34:45.680 Dig a swig.
00:34:46.560 Just keep supplying me fresh water.
00:34:47.340 You don't keep a water bottle on the mound with you.
00:34:51.480 You don't always throw the vomit ball every pitch.
00:34:53.920 I don't fucking know.
00:34:55.080 You can't hydrate during a game.
00:34:57.000 Why would it be that bad to have a fucking water bottle right there?
00:34:59.520 That's actually not a bad idea by Toad.
00:35:01.020 If you're like a triple A guy who's been there for fucking six years and throwing a vomit
00:35:06.120 ball today.
00:35:07.300 You have like a 3.6 ERA.
00:35:11.100 You're all right.
00:35:12.160 You're not great.
00:35:13.180 You're not fucking getting many people out.
00:35:14.460 That's pretty good.
00:35:14.580 But you're doing all right, right?
00:35:15.980 Well, you just mix in every six pitches or so, you throw in a vomit ball.
00:35:20.580 No, dude.
00:35:21.640 I think you're making it to the big league.
00:35:22.940 That looked like straight water to me.
00:35:24.680 Dog, imagine like, you know, you got like...
00:35:27.180 I'm very hydrated.
00:35:28.220 It's bases loaded.
00:35:29.600 It's the seventh game of the World Series.
00:35:31.600 It's a 3-2 count, two outs, and you got to get this batter out.
00:35:36.080 You're down by one run.
00:35:37.880 You're up by one run.
00:35:39.060 And it's like you throw one more pitch.
00:35:41.600 You fucking...
00:35:42.940 And then you vomit on your hand as you come around and just mask...
00:35:46.440 You mask where the hand's coming from.
00:35:49.740 Dude, strike three.
00:35:51.020 Every time.
00:35:51.660 With that kind of liquidity, curveball would be unbelievable too.
00:35:56.060 Yeah, that's like a spitball.
00:35:57.380 Yeah, but what if you just can't control it and you walk the guy and lose?
00:36:01.280 You got to practice it.
00:36:01.820 It's hard for me to focus right now.
00:36:03.060 My feet are bleeding.
00:36:04.780 It turns out, you know what?
00:36:05.800 You're supposed to shoot for a takedown.
00:36:07.440 You drag your foot.
00:36:09.120 I didn't know how...
00:36:09.980 I don't know how to do that.
00:36:10.800 I just sheared all the skin off my toe knuckles.
00:36:13.580 My toes are raw and in a lot of pain.
00:36:16.360 I'm not going to lie to you.
00:36:17.240 They're burning right now really bad.
00:36:19.300 What is it about you going to MMA training that made you...
00:36:23.920 You obviously look like you're an alcoholic right now.
00:36:28.140 Yeah.
00:36:28.720 I look like John McAfee.
00:36:31.960 Why did it happen?
00:36:32.960 Why did I go to MMA?
00:36:33.920 No, no, no.
00:36:34.560 Why do you look like a drunk?
00:36:36.160 You look like a porn star at the point in their life when they're really starting to question things.
00:36:39.820 No, that's so true.
00:36:40.940 You look like the porn star that you read.
00:36:42.360 I thought it kind of gave me...
00:36:42.600 You see his photo and then you read in the news the next day he overdosed.
00:36:46.220 I thought it kind of gave me like a sexual luster.
00:36:48.480 Isn't that like I got a glow about me?
00:36:50.340 Don't you feel like...
00:36:50.520 You look like an alcoholic.
00:36:51.560 You look like a pornographer.
00:36:52.880 I do look like an alcoholic.
00:36:54.180 All of those.
00:36:55.340 I posted...
00:36:55.940 I want to know what you guys think.
00:36:57.000 I know that Clint was being humble.
00:36:59.300 Clint was being humble on Twitter.
00:36:59.700 You're stuck with that hair for how long?
00:37:02.840 Until I dye it again, you motherfucker.
00:37:05.540 I'm saying usually how long does it take for that to grow out?
00:37:08.660 And then you can say...
00:37:09.420 I don't know.
00:37:09.460 I'm going to dye it again next week to keep it fucking going on.
00:37:12.200 Until it grows out.
00:37:13.420 I like that leaky bug hole says I need to know Raven's V-cut shirt count.
00:37:18.020 But he's got my hero as his profile picture, Guy Fieri.
00:37:21.080 He looks like the guy you get snuff films from.
00:37:24.220 If there's a snuff film connection, it's Raven.
00:37:27.000 That's the guy right now.
00:37:28.920 Hey, Raven, you normally come in like 3,000 decibels higher than us.
00:37:33.220 You're actually quiet today.
00:37:34.600 Should I turn it up?
00:37:35.680 Do you want me to pump it up?
00:37:36.460 Yes, please.
00:37:36.900 Okay, I haven't seen it.
00:37:37.660 Just very slightly.
00:37:38.720 Dude, I tell you what.
00:37:39.580 I don't pump my levels at all.
00:37:40.780 Now it's too loud.
00:37:41.400 Is that too loud?
00:37:42.240 Yeah.
00:37:42.520 I'm sorry.
00:37:43.000 Is that better?
00:37:43.720 That's good.
00:37:44.080 Yeah, that's good.
00:37:44.520 That's good.
00:37:45.040 That's good.
00:37:45.600 But I was asking a question on Twitter, and Clint was trying to remain humble.
00:37:49.300 But I want to know what you guys think.
00:37:50.500 I said, and I know he doesn't want...
00:37:51.720 He's not trying to fight Sam Hyde.
00:37:53.600 But I thought...
00:37:54.120 No.
00:37:54.300 Who would win?
00:37:55.520 Who would win?
00:37:56.120 Well, hold on.
00:37:56.680 Hold on.
00:37:56.960 Because Clint's a disciplined...
00:37:58.580 He's a thick boy.
00:37:59.840 He's a thick boy.
00:38:01.140 And he's not just big.
00:38:02.640 When you're next to him, he feels like he's built out of wood.
00:38:06.180 Like, it's fucking weird.
00:38:07.660 He's literally...
00:38:07.780 He's like my build, but tall.
00:38:10.120 Like, big.
00:38:11.120 Is he taller than me?
00:38:12.540 He's 6'4".
00:38:13.100 He can move.
00:38:13.700 He can move around.
00:38:14.540 If you watch him fight on his own, you go like...
00:38:16.460 He's fucking you up.
00:38:17.760 Yeah, I'm in trouble.
00:38:18.680 I thought he was my height, but like 250.
00:38:22.040 I didn't realize he was 6'4".
00:38:23.180 But Clint is an athlete.
00:38:25.080 He's an athlete, and he's also competitive, and he's also disciplined.
00:38:27.880 I played beach volleyball.
00:38:29.120 I think I got this.
00:38:29.980 I'm just saying, if you gave him a fucking...
00:38:31.400 I am pretty athletic, and I am a big guy, but I am not...
00:38:35.440 I've never competed in fighting sports.
00:38:37.440 I've knocked a bunch of people out just because I'm big and tall and strong, but that's it.
00:38:40.120 Well, I'm saying a fight camp.
00:38:40.800 I'm saying a fight camp.
00:38:41.780 Yeah.
00:38:42.040 I mean, it would be interesting, but I'd probably get fucking crushed.
00:38:45.260 Sam Hyde is actually kind of a terrified dude.
00:38:47.160 I'm not going to lie to you.
00:38:47.840 Yeah, I'm trying to find a picture.
00:38:49.340 I don't think I could crash course in ground games good enough to go compete.
00:38:52.720 I saw a picture where he was doing like this.
00:38:53.700 Because he's been doing fighting for a while, I think, Sam Hyde.
00:38:56.380 He fought on DAZN.
00:38:57.780 He fought another dude who couldn't fight.
00:39:00.320 Dude, his forearm looks like it's filled with earthworms.
00:39:02.760 He just looks like he's got an obscene amount of man strength.
00:39:06.040 Earthworms.
00:39:06.400 Which I have some, but I don't have like full man strength.
00:39:09.540 You know what I mean?
00:39:09.800 Here, Tyler, pull up the picture I sent in the chat so you can understand how much bigger,
00:39:17.120 how big this dude is.
00:39:18.240 It's fucking...
00:39:18.660 All right.
00:39:18.840 Is my connection fucked or is Tops?
00:39:20.780 Tops.
00:39:21.380 My connection?
00:39:22.260 Does this improve my fucking...
00:39:24.540 Look at him.
00:39:25.560 Look at his face.
00:39:26.460 Holy shit.
00:39:27.060 Oh, that's a white hairless gorilla, obviously.
00:39:29.460 That's a terrifying man.
00:39:31.820 That's a terrifying man.
00:39:33.720 Pull up the picture in the chat, Tyler.
00:39:35.380 Yeah, you may not like it, but that's peak male performance.
00:39:38.220 The way he looks, he's obviously not worried about having his face damaged.
00:39:42.140 No.
00:39:42.320 Not at all.
00:39:42.620 That's a huge downside for me, too.
00:39:44.400 Yeah.
00:39:44.900 I'm going to give him the W and not do it.
00:39:47.240 Thank you.
00:39:47.280 Yeah, the ugliest motherfuckers are the best fighters.
00:39:49.940 Yeah.
00:39:50.200 Would you do it if it was a...
00:39:52.020 A million dollars?
00:39:52.760 If it was a substantial amount of money?
00:39:53.740 Look at how big he is compared to Tops.
00:39:55.580 This is what I'm saying.
00:39:56.740 I'm not the tallest dude, but I felt like a baby next to him.
00:39:59.900 Yeah, he does make you look like a baby.
00:40:01.740 Dude, he's got a fucking mongoloid on him, too.
00:40:03.340 Look how big his head is.
00:40:04.360 So I'm saying this is a big motherfucker, man.
00:40:06.560 If you're watching the DAZN fight, they were commenting on the size of his fucking noggin.
00:40:11.160 They were like, look at his joy at the end.
00:40:12.660 I don't think there's a human being on the planet that could KO that guy.
00:40:16.960 Look at that fucking guy.
00:40:17.280 No, I don't think you could knock him out.
00:40:18.580 Definitely not.
00:40:18.740 Dude, he also...
00:40:19.380 Maybe like Francis Nagano or something.
00:40:22.080 He has the look to him.
00:40:23.620 Did you just say Francis Nagano?
00:40:25.760 Did you really just say...
00:40:26.580 Nagano, yeah.
00:40:27.740 Incredible.
00:40:28.140 I would love to see Toad next to him.
00:40:29.240 How am I supposed to say it?
00:40:30.340 I don't fucking know.
00:40:30.940 Dude, if you just look at Sam Hyde, though, he looks like...
00:40:34.340 He has the look that he would be fat, but he's like not.
00:40:38.500 Dude, no.
00:40:38.980 He's very...
00:40:39.560 I mean, it looks like there might have been a time he was fat, but there was definitely
00:40:42.740 a time where he was fucking yoked.
00:40:44.020 He gave me a pound.
00:40:44.920 You saw that, right?
00:40:45.580 Like, you were there for the fucking thing.
00:40:47.440 And it went like this.
00:40:48.380 Pulled me in and hit me.
00:40:49.700 And I was like, oh shit.
00:40:50.740 This dude's like fucking...
00:40:52.440 He'd kill you, Clint.
00:40:53.680 You're not ready for it.
00:40:54.420 What's that?
00:40:54.740 No, I agree.
00:40:55.740 Can you imagine Francis on the dating scene?
00:40:59.200 All the women going, Francis, Nagano.
00:41:01.300 Nagano.
00:41:03.400 What's that?
00:41:03.920 There's a guy.
00:41:05.020 A little nasty.
00:41:06.040 I read that.
00:41:06.660 That was stupid.
00:41:08.080 I liked it.
00:41:09.580 I rarely do dumb jokes like that, so I gotta throw them in.
00:41:12.220 Bobby Ballbank said it at the same time.
00:41:14.460 I don't know who stole it from who.
00:41:16.060 Wait, Francis, Nagano.
00:41:17.360 Nagano.
00:41:18.000 Oh, just like every big influencer to fucking steal jokes.
00:41:21.460 Steal fucking Jornton.
00:41:22.380 Hey, you guys know.
00:41:23.280 I do not look at the chat.
00:41:24.520 If you don't pull it up, I don't see it.
00:41:27.080 It's hard sometimes.
00:41:28.540 It's hard.
00:41:29.140 There's been multiple times where the chat will say something.
00:41:31.180 I'll be like, I just thought it.
00:41:32.560 I'm like, god damn it.
00:41:33.320 I can't fucking say it.
00:41:34.680 I openly steal from the chat.
00:41:36.620 And it was a bad joke.
00:41:37.460 I wouldn't steal a bad joke.
00:41:38.840 That was my own promise.
00:41:40.180 Sam Hyde pounded me.
00:41:41.900 Top.
00:41:43.300 You have stole a joke or two from Toad.
00:41:46.240 And it made it better.
00:41:47.560 Yeah, I do that.
00:41:48.440 But this is a writing room.
00:41:49.900 So it's OK to improve upon our-
00:41:51.420 Do you think Sam Hyde could rape Clint?
00:41:54.260 Because that's another level.
00:41:55.760 Because we've had this conversation.
00:41:57.340 That's an interesting question.
00:41:58.260 I don't think so.
00:41:58.900 I'm going to go with-
00:41:59.500 But it's close.
00:42:00.120 Probably.
00:42:01.360 Yeah.
00:42:01.860 In my mind, when I was imagining it, I heard Clint crying for like a second.
00:42:06.160 And when you can really put yourself there, yeah, I think so.
00:42:09.020 I mean, that's the next level of domination.
00:42:10.800 I don't know if you could dominate him that well.
00:42:12.420 It's kind of hot.
00:42:13.280 If I have to prevent it to stay alive, I don't think he can rape me.
00:42:16.920 If it's like do or die, I don't think he's going to get it done.
00:42:19.400 I think it is do or die when it comes to rape, pretty much.
00:42:22.280 Can I say something unprecedented?
00:42:24.120 I want to say something crazy and unprecedented.
00:42:27.200 Oh, you're going to say something crazy?
00:42:28.740 I am.
00:42:29.080 I was coming back from fighting like a man, and I said, Tower Gang's playing.
00:42:34.300 Let me turn it on.
00:42:34.960 I turned it on, and Toad was talking, and he was very funny.
00:42:40.240 He was saying like consecutively very funny things, and I was like, oh, shit.
00:42:44.460 Hell yeah.
00:42:45.080 And I just thought, isn't that something?
00:42:46.620 I don't remember that.
00:42:47.880 I don't know what you're saying.
00:42:49.220 Do you think you took brain damage during training?
00:42:51.140 Yeah.
00:42:51.420 Could be.
00:42:51.800 What's going on here, dude?
00:42:53.040 I was dehydrated for sure.
00:42:54.600 You all right, man?
00:42:56.180 I feel a little bit different, but I was listening to him.
00:42:58.940 I don't know what he was saying.
00:43:00.100 Maybe it was just the intonation.
00:43:02.160 Maybe it was the inflection and the ups and downs of his voice.
00:43:05.000 Maybe it was giving me the impression that he was funny.
00:43:07.300 That's what it was.
00:43:08.500 That's what it was?
00:43:09.540 He's inferring that it's funny.
00:43:11.060 Oh, that means my delivery was good finally.
00:43:13.100 Oh, you had a real body high, and I don't know if you'd smoked weed or drank or whatever,
00:43:16.700 but you were just in that vibe, and you're like, yeah, he's fucking spitting right now.
00:43:20.120 Dude, I was appreciating it.
00:43:22.040 I was like, listen to him go.
00:43:23.520 Let him cook.
00:43:24.480 Let him cook.
00:43:25.080 And it was nice.
00:43:26.040 There's a certain flow to his voice that is kind of soothing if you're into that small
00:43:30.080 Boston man.
00:43:31.080 I can't.
00:43:31.820 You're mentally ill.
00:43:32.900 You're brain damaged.
00:43:33.700 It could be.
00:43:34.520 The last thing you can say about it, you could say a lot of things about Toad.
00:43:37.240 Some of them could even be nice if you're crazy, but you cannot say his voice is soothing.
00:43:41.240 That's insane.
00:43:42.140 Okay, guys.
00:43:42.620 I decided just right now that somebody in the Telegram will get one of these for free.
00:43:50.120 We're bringing Fleek of the Week back, baby.
00:43:50.780 We're bringing Fleek of the Week back.
00:43:52.500 I don't think anyone's going to buy this.
00:43:54.560 No one's going to buy this shirt.
00:43:55.600 You're totally wrong.
00:43:56.260 I think I want.
00:43:57.040 Dude, that's such a great shirt.
00:43:58.140 The front part here is, this is embroidered.
00:44:00.320 We're doing like Lacoste, but we're doing fucking-
00:44:02.500 Dude, that's one of the greatest shirts ever made.
00:44:04.720 I like the little chest piece.
00:44:06.680 That's nice.
00:44:07.020 No one's going to buy it, though.
00:44:08.140 Yeah.
00:44:08.360 When I made it-
00:44:09.320 Henless shrimp is on the back.
00:44:09.940 Yeah.
00:44:10.480 I said this to myself.
00:44:12.500 I said, this is the greatest shirt ever made, and I said, no one's going to buy it.
00:44:16.120 So I'm going to give it to somebody, and I don't know what the parameters are yet.
00:44:19.340 Maybe in the post show.
00:44:21.340 Keep it up on your site forever, because this will be one of those ones where when you die
00:44:24.680 one day, it'll be like, oh my God, look at this.
00:44:27.500 I bet you-
00:44:28.060 I want to be buried in that shirt.
00:44:30.080 Sweeps the nation.
00:44:31.100 You're going to move 25 units in the next hour.
00:44:34.100 That's how great that shirt is.
00:44:34.860 And our fans are totally insane, and they will go to a fucking Fortune 500 gig tomorrow
00:44:40.460 morning, rocking that during a meeting with their CEO.
00:44:43.680 They don't give a fuck.
00:44:44.420 These people are savages.
00:44:45.260 They will buy that shirt.
00:44:46.380 Is that-
00:44:46.860 Wow.
00:44:47.040 You said you made-
00:44:47.780 You know I'm sponsored, baby boy.
00:44:50.760 You said you made two versions of the shirt.
00:44:53.020 Styler with the banger.
00:44:54.160 Sorry.
00:44:54.600 You said one of them was too offensive, or-
00:44:57.640 That's the one that I thought was too offensive, yeah.
00:44:59.820 I like it.
00:45:00.360 I think it's classy.
00:45:01.120 I think you can get away with-
00:45:02.900 The guy with fake blonde hair told me that-
00:45:07.860 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:45:10.440 This is the other one.
00:45:12.340 This is the one that's not so bad.
00:45:14.260 That one's nice.
00:45:14.980 That one's good, too.
00:45:16.100 Dude, that for real looks like red lobster.
00:45:17.800 That's amazing.
00:45:18.600 Yeah.
00:45:18.740 It's great.
00:45:19.160 Hell yeah.
00:45:19.520 It really makes me think, why didn't I do this sooner?
00:45:21.820 The red lobster top, I don't know.
00:45:24.000 Oh, that's great.
00:45:24.740 Yeah.
00:45:24.980 I think it goes over people's heads, honestly.
00:45:26.980 I think you'd be safe wearing that in public.
00:45:28.300 People would have no fucking clue.
00:45:30.480 Whoa, good luck wearing that shit in public, homie.
00:45:33.000 But that one, I think you can pull it off.
00:45:34.480 We were just talking about this.
00:45:35.720 Someone's wearing this in public.
00:45:37.400 Oh, yeah.
00:45:38.060 Somebody already bought this.
00:45:39.360 What's the matter with Cole?
00:45:39.780 Where's Cole?
00:45:40.220 What's wrong with him?
00:45:41.500 Where are you wearing this, though?
00:45:43.540 And what are you telling the people that ask you?
00:45:45.500 What the fuck is that?
00:45:46.640 That looks like you're wearing a shirt for your retarded cousin who died.
00:45:49.820 I mean, that basically is true anyway, so that's what you can tell.
00:45:55.140 You got to do the airbrush around it, you know, like, all right, baby boy.
00:45:59.780 Make it look like he's dead, yeah.
00:46:02.100 That's why my girlfriend cheated on me a lot.
00:46:05.600 He looks like the retarded kid who the doctor said, like, he won't live past six or seven,
00:46:09.640 and he made it to high school graduation, and he died right after.
00:46:12.640 David, did you catch last week?
00:46:14.760 Did you catch last week?
00:46:15.860 No, I don't think I did, no.
00:46:16.920 Oh, who wants to tell this story?
00:46:19.520 Actually, I caught the beginning, and you guys were cooking.
00:46:24.420 Whatever, just fucking play it.
00:46:25.660 This doesn't even capture the essence of all of it.
00:46:29.460 And she cheated on me a lot.
00:46:32.840 I wonder why.
00:46:35.980 That goofy stupid fuck.
00:46:39.300 She cheated on me a lot.
00:46:41.720 I called a girlfriend that went to a different school and that cheated on him a lot.
00:46:45.640 She did.
00:46:46.920 She did, dude.
00:46:47.900 It was, oh, fuck.
00:46:49.360 It was literally, I want to say.
00:46:50.740 Tell us about it, please.
00:46:52.380 What did you find out?
00:46:53.360 I got to know how you found out.
00:46:54.800 How many times did you find out?
00:46:56.840 Like, seven times, dude.
00:47:00.980 You kept going back.
00:47:01.980 She was a whore, dude.
00:47:03.360 She was so terrible.
00:47:04.980 Yeah, but you're a sucker.
00:47:05.880 You went back after fucking shit.
00:47:07.160 Yeah, I think about it.
00:47:07.940 One, two times?
00:47:08.520 You weren't even fucking, though, were you?
00:47:10.400 No, I wasn't even fucking, dude.
00:47:11.680 Oh, my God.
00:47:12.960 You fucking other dudes?
00:47:14.640 No, I don't think she, well, I don't know.
00:47:16.120 Maybe she did.
00:47:16.700 I don't know.
00:47:17.120 I don't think she fucking.
00:47:18.620 How do you look like that?
00:47:24.900 He said, why do you look like that?
00:47:27.100 Yo, he said he took that photo.
00:47:29.180 This is the context that you need to know to understand how crazy the story is.
00:47:33.120 He says he took that photo of himself as a selfie while he was giving his valedictorian
00:47:37.600 speech, and he was not making a face.
00:47:40.020 That's just how he looked.
00:47:42.000 This is impossible.
00:47:43.620 This is why nobody can beat this show.
00:47:45.320 I always thought it was him ironically being goofy when I saw that photo.
00:47:49.460 Me too.
00:47:49.700 I thought it was just him being a goofball.
00:47:51.820 Let me tell you how the story got here, too.
00:47:53.740 This is how beautiful Cole is, and it's sad that he's not here, and he's replaced by some
00:47:57.480 shady dude with fucking blonde hair, but Toad was giving his, he was telling us about his
00:48:02.360 valedictorian speech, and Cole goes, oh, I gave one, too, and then the pictures pulled
00:48:07.920 up.
00:48:08.140 This is the speech he gave.
00:48:09.560 He took a selfie, and then he goes on to say, like, yeah, I was having a rough time
00:48:14.380 at that time.
00:48:14.920 He said, well, what happened?
00:48:15.680 He said, my girlfriend, she was, like, giving me a hard time, so I said, well, what was
00:48:19.680 she doing, and then it turns out she was cheating on him, and then you hear that whole
00:48:22.720 thing, oh, seven times, and then it goes to, yeah, but that's not the worst part, because
00:48:26.580 I used to eat her out with gummy bears in my mouth, because her pussy stank so bad.
00:48:31.160 Oh, my God, what the fuck?
00:48:32.820 You gotta go watch this show, man.
00:48:34.020 My favorite part, my favorite part was the fact that the photo was literally him.
00:48:38.020 So getting picked by Liz is, like, an upgrade?
00:48:39.760 The photo was literally him taking a picture of the crowd behind him, but in the photo,
00:48:44.480 the crowd is, like, indiscernible, and he went to a tiny little school, so it was a
00:48:48.120 There's only five kids.
00:48:49.320 He's a valedictorian of five people.
00:48:51.120 He was a valedictorian of a class of five.
00:48:54.240 Five fucking dudes.
00:48:55.920 Dude, can we, all right, so then what we do have to appreciate is Cole has experienced
00:49:00.080 one hell of a glow-up.
00:49:02.280 Yeah.
00:49:02.480 Yeah, that's true.
00:49:03.460 Absolutely.
00:49:03.820 He's come a long way from that fucking retard.
00:49:05.500 Well, we watched Toad's speech.
00:49:06.620 That was, like, seven years ago.
00:49:08.140 It's not even long ago.
00:49:09.120 We found Toad's valedictorian speech recently and watched it, and I have to say, I feel
00:49:14.760 like Toad's riz somehow went to Toad, or went to Cole, when Toad, like, got out of high
00:49:20.480 school or some shit.
00:49:21.160 Oh, Toad had riz?
00:49:21.580 And passed on to Cole.
00:49:22.600 I don't know how that happened, yeah.
00:49:24.280 Yeah, he had, like, some riz.
00:49:25.760 This speech actually was, like, like, I wouldn't want to be friends with you, but you were,
00:49:29.980 like, sharper.
00:49:31.500 Like, you had, like, a very good, right?
00:49:33.180 I don't know, dude.
00:49:33.300 I was listening to you.
00:49:33.680 Well, this was pre-stroke.
00:49:35.240 You had your own brand of riz.
00:49:36.740 You spoke, like, in a way that doesn't, like, it's not abrasive the way it is now.
00:49:41.260 Did you play it on the show?
00:49:42.680 Tyler, no, we didn't play it.
00:49:43.900 We found it.
00:49:44.720 Well, Toad found it.
00:49:46.080 Didn't you say there's shit that could, like, dox you in that or something?
00:49:48.400 Like, I remember you didn't want to play it.
00:49:50.280 So, like, I don't know if we just want to play it.
00:49:51.760 Well, play the middle.
00:49:52.640 Just play the middle of it.
00:49:53.900 Play, like, go skip to the middle and listen to Toad speaking.
00:49:56.360 Why?
00:49:56.620 What is the beginning?
00:49:57.300 His address or some shit?
00:49:58.740 Yeah.
00:49:59.520 He's like, I'm Toad and I live at it.
00:50:01.560 It's definitely my name in it.
00:50:03.300 And you can see, like.
00:50:03.960 Oh, right, right.
00:50:04.680 Oh, it's not like you tried to run for fucking president or anything and gave your fucking
00:50:08.740 clean information to the literal fucking government.
00:50:11.880 Play the video.
00:50:12.540 Yeah, I'm not.
00:50:13.380 That's crazy.
00:50:14.160 You literally gave your name and ran for president.
00:50:17.160 Play the fucking video, Tyler.
00:50:18.340 That's wild for you.
00:50:19.940 It's time for people to know who you really are.
00:50:24.260 Yeah, this is who I really am.
00:50:26.380 By the way, all of his jokes don't land.
00:50:28.060 They're all dog shit.
00:50:29.540 So I began the task.
00:50:30.820 I can't see it.
00:50:31.440 No, they're inside.
00:50:32.760 They're inside jokes.
00:50:33.920 That's the problem.
00:50:34.360 I received many well-intentioned suggestions, such as rapping my speech, doing a stand-up
00:50:39.200 comic routine, or taking up most of my speech with a Mr. Gardner knee-slapper.
00:50:44.620 I love this kid.
00:50:45.560 He's adorable, right?
00:50:45.580 After days of deliberating, I decided to stay with a more traditional form.
00:50:48.740 I don't want to be around him, but I like him.
00:50:50.680 Yeah.
00:50:51.340 He's like an outstanding member of the community.
00:50:53.340 My memories of Marshfield High are diverse and quite vivid.
00:50:56.700 Sights and sounds merge together in my mind, leaving me with a sense of pride for the
00:51:00.260 intellectual and emotional growth that we really have.
00:51:02.360 All right, cut it off.
00:51:03.780 Cut it off.
00:51:04.080 This is nice.
00:51:05.320 Why does he have...
00:51:06.000 Why do you have such a...
00:51:07.340 You're speaking out of the side of your mouth, and you're very slick with it, and this
00:51:10.460 is what I did over here, see?
00:51:11.840 When this is his time.
00:51:13.180 He's like, I'm the smartest kid in this here school, see?
00:51:15.940 He's calling me Toad, see?
00:51:17.140 I don't know what happened to me.
00:51:18.860 He's got like a...
00:51:19.460 I don't know what happened to me.
00:51:20.940 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:51:21.780 My innocence...
00:51:23.020 I need to back up.
00:51:24.020 Do you guys remember Boston Toad when he did that for a while?
00:51:27.400 Yeah.
00:51:28.100 Now think of Boston Toad and watch that, and I don't feel like it matches up.
00:51:32.220 I feel like Boston Toad was totally a put-on.
00:51:34.980 It was totally an act.
00:51:35.820 His stroke wiped away whoever the fuck he was for the first 30 years of his life.
00:51:40.100 He's someone else.
00:51:40.800 I don't know who the fuck this guy is.
00:51:41.820 I don't like this guy.
00:51:42.660 Seven of them.
00:51:43.260 But he's something different.
00:51:43.800 Same thing with Joe Biden.
00:51:45.180 This must be something about the brain.
00:51:47.040 Like I said, it isn't the same Joe Biden.
00:51:49.300 Maybe physically, but after that brain shit...
00:51:51.260 Your personality exists up here.
00:51:52.940 He's a different dude.
00:51:54.300 You got to have a stroke.
00:51:55.420 This guy has sort of like a chubby jubilance about him.
00:51:58.160 Like I want to hug him and pinch his cheek a little bit.
00:52:00.000 Yeah, I need to have another stroke.
00:52:01.180 I had another seizure, but I've not had another stroke.
00:52:03.760 Maybe you need to put on 50 pounds and shave your beard, and I'd like you a lot more.
00:52:08.240 I think that's what it is.
00:52:09.160 I think it's more like 15 pounds, let's be real.
00:52:12.760 Looking at him during the speech, I still want to like run up there, throw his arm over
00:52:17.960 my shoulder and rock bottom him, but I feel like we'd be homies beyond that, you know?
00:52:22.740 I talked about my nicknames in that speech, and I talked about the bodyguard situation.
00:52:29.260 I was listening to...
00:52:30.260 Nobody called you the bodyguard.
00:52:31.320 I was listening to an older episode.
00:52:32.660 I had bodyguards.
00:52:34.260 Where you're talking about the kid.
00:52:35.580 They called me the bodyguard.
00:52:36.780 That's such a cool fucking name, dude.
00:52:38.820 Dude, that's a great name.
00:52:39.920 Guys, I was listening to an older episode this week where the kid named Carmine took you
00:52:44.640 and slung you over his shoulders, and that's how you broke your arm.
00:52:47.800 And the way you describe that is just so like...
00:52:50.420 Like I get it.
00:52:51.180 I understand you and your life.
00:52:53.960 The story where his arm gets caught in the escalator and it almost tears off.
00:52:57.480 I mean, his life is just like...
00:53:00.100 It doesn't even make sense.
00:53:01.220 Do you know that story, David?
00:53:02.460 I heard it, yeah, because I think you literally played it for me while we were in the van traveling
00:53:07.080 long distances.
00:53:07.880 I want to ask the rest of you guys this, and I think that Top actually does this.
00:53:11.580 Do the rest of you guys just go back and listen to old episodes of Tower Gang?
00:53:15.760 No.
00:53:16.380 No.
00:53:16.680 Never.
00:53:17.020 Top, no.
00:53:17.600 Yes, the fuck you do, dog.
00:53:19.080 No, they don't.
00:53:19.700 I'm saying they never do.
00:53:20.460 You do, though.
00:53:21.340 That's a...
00:53:21.980 Old ones?
00:53:22.840 I mean, maybe if it was like moments, but doing like a whole hour and a half, because
00:53:27.300 it's like...
00:53:27.820 I don't know.
00:53:28.060 I remember moments like, oh, yeah, I'd like to see that.
00:53:30.540 But like...
00:53:30.680 I'll be talking to him.
00:53:31.360 Maybe we should get clips.
00:53:32.700 If we...
00:53:33.200 You know what?
00:53:33.860 Tyler, get right on that.
00:53:35.080 Start going through all the old episodes.
00:53:36.720 Find clips.
00:53:37.840 Yeah, I don't think that Top does it for clips.
00:53:39.680 I think he does it for the love of the game.
00:53:42.900 Like, he just loves the...
00:53:44.020 I think Top also does it for production purposes and understanding what landed and why, and then
00:53:50.060 trying to...
00:53:50.500 I think he just loves you guys.
00:53:51.540 ...capture the magic.
00:53:52.400 Well, maybe.
00:53:52.960 Maybe.
00:53:53.400 I don't know.
00:53:53.680 I listen to the versions with just my voice.
00:53:57.280 Like, everyone's quiet.
00:53:58.580 It's just me.
00:53:59.340 I'm like, this is beautiful.
00:54:00.180 You just listen to your audio.
00:54:00.780 You isolate your audio track?
00:54:02.120 How do you guys do that to Toad?
00:54:03.960 If I can isolate just my own and not have to listen to you guys, that'd be great.
00:54:07.160 I forgot there was something I was listening to where you guys isolated just Toad's voice,
00:54:10.800 and it was like...
00:54:11.420 It was haunting.
00:54:12.420 That was the episode where we found out he was also a fed.
00:54:15.420 It's called Better Up Dead.
00:54:17.900 Oh, yeah.
00:54:18.380 That's right.
00:54:20.460 Oh, dude.
00:54:20.900 I'm doing so bad right now.
00:54:23.280 No.
00:54:23.780 Don't.
00:54:24.240 No.
00:54:24.680 We're not asking.
00:54:25.380 Nobody ask him.
00:54:26.300 Nobody ask him.
00:54:27.080 We did that in the pre-show.
00:54:28.160 Who cares?
00:54:28.920 Stop ruining your life for the gambling.
00:54:30.200 I'm probably going to kill myself.
00:54:31.080 I don't know.
00:54:31.440 Stop.
00:54:31.980 Well, stop it.
00:54:32.680 Stop it.
00:54:33.280 You're not doing this.
00:54:34.400 Manila Ice.
00:54:34.860 Yeah.
00:54:36.080 Manila Ice.
00:54:37.060 He said he was going to kill himself in the pre-show?
00:54:40.240 Yeah.
00:54:40.700 Over gambling.
00:54:41.380 I didn't even hear it.
00:54:43.580 He just blocks it out.
00:54:45.140 It's just one of those things you just kind of go, okay.
00:54:47.100 It was like the 10th time.
00:54:48.360 All right.
00:54:48.880 Whatever, man.
00:54:50.220 Do it like the sun rising.
00:54:51.900 It's just expected.
00:54:52.980 You guys don't have any cool videos you were going to show me?
00:54:54.900 It's the boy who cried at suicide.
00:54:56.080 Do you guys want to talk about Israeli rape riots?
00:54:59.000 Yeah, we can talk about it.
00:54:59.680 That's how wild our homies over here.
00:55:01.620 We have a laney edit, but I want to talk about this first.
00:55:04.840 You know what?
00:55:05.380 We're almost an hour in.
00:55:06.300 We need to do laney edit.
00:55:07.360 I think-
00:55:07.720 Should we do plugs?
00:55:09.000 We should do plugs and a laney edit.
00:55:10.440 Is that what you said, Jose?
00:55:12.340 We'll do plugs.
00:55:13.380 That's what we were talking about.
00:55:14.060 I don't think we were ready to execute that, but the idea was Tyler was going to come
00:55:18.140 in the middle before we do laney edit.
00:55:20.380 How about we just fucking not talk about this and just do it?
00:55:23.740 All right.
00:55:24.660 At Liberty Lock Pod, follow me.
00:55:26.020 Liberty Lockdown.
00:55:26.620 I had a great conversation with a lady.
00:55:29.960 I can't remember her name.
00:55:30.760 I got rid of the plug music.
00:55:32.340 I said, we'll never do that again.
00:55:33.880 And there we go.
00:55:35.100 How did it sound?
00:55:35.780 We could do our best.
00:55:39.320 Oh, Kathy Burnett.
00:55:41.100 Dude, she told a crazy story.
00:55:42.700 Actually, because this is a tower game-
00:55:44.600 Is she hot?
00:55:45.260 She sounds hot.
00:55:46.120 I was going to ask that question.
00:55:47.540 I don't know what the fuck she looks like.
00:55:49.580 55.
00:55:50.400 I don't think it's hot, though.
00:55:51.420 Kathy is never a hot, no.
00:55:53.040 Kathy?
00:55:53.320 Look, I don't want to be rude, but I just-
00:55:55.820 Yeah, she is.
00:55:56.500 I got to tell you guys this story just because I feel like Tower Gang can make this funny.
00:56:01.680 All right.
00:56:01.900 If we're going to do a plug, we'll do it right after this.
00:56:03.740 At Liberty Lock Pod, follow me.
00:56:05.480 The episode with Kathy Burnett just dropped.
00:56:07.260 She ran against Dr. Oz for the Senate in Pennsylvania, and Trump endorsed Oz and kicked her out.
00:56:13.200 And she's a fucking legend, and that should have never happened.
00:56:15.400 And Trump fucking should apologize.
00:56:16.560 Trump's a faggot.
00:56:18.520 What a faggot.
00:56:18.860 I also-
00:56:19.340 And he faked his own assassination.
00:56:21.520 Crazy.
00:56:22.140 Whoa.
00:56:22.500 Where's the bullet wound, faggot?
00:56:24.520 Young Americans for Liberty in Orlando this weekend, so come say hi.
00:56:28.940 Oh, you're going to be there.
00:56:29.700 Cool.
00:56:30.460 Jose Galisson.
00:56:31.420 You can find me on No Way Jose.
00:56:32.840 I also have my weekly live stream show.
00:56:34.780 It's a call-in as well.
00:56:36.340 Already dead.
00:56:38.240 I just-
00:56:38.680 I don't even remember who the fuck-
00:56:39.400 I just had Andy Malafrino on.
00:56:40.880 We had a funny episode.
00:56:41.660 That was fun.
00:56:42.060 But yeah, I'm going to be having Ken Silva on here soon to talk about what we know about
00:56:47.120 the Trump stuff.
00:56:47.760 He's been covering it like a motherfucker.
00:56:49.940 And yeah, but all right.
00:56:51.460 That's all I got.
00:56:52.260 Follow me on Twitter.
00:56:52.940 Clint, are you going to-
00:56:54.120 Can you get me into Yowl?
00:56:55.600 If you're going there?
00:56:56.540 Are you like chilling?
00:56:57.360 Maybe I'll fucking go chill one night.
00:56:59.360 Who the fuck is Yowl?
00:57:00.280 I'll ask when I get there tomorrow.
00:57:01.820 Young Americans for gay shit.
00:57:04.600 Faggotry.
00:57:05.080 This shit is gay.
00:57:06.240 Yo, they didn't want to give me a pass until 48 hours ago.
00:57:09.180 And I asked them about it three months ago.
00:57:11.180 So I don't have much pull with these people.
00:57:12.780 Fuck it.
00:57:13.080 We should just go-
00:57:13.820 You know how many followers I have on Twitter?
00:57:16.520 It's just a hotel, right?
00:57:18.420 You can just go there.
00:57:19.500 I don't want to go to your fucking room.
00:57:20.800 Do you know who I am?
00:57:22.000 I'm Clint Russell.
00:57:23.660 I did not pull any of that.
00:57:25.380 I just said, yo, we got an exclusive deal with Rumble.
00:57:28.380 We would like to do our show live from your event.
00:57:30.920 It'll bring, you know, I don't know, 50,000, 100,000 viewers
00:57:33.480 that will now be privy to what Yowl's all about.
00:57:37.360 And they didn't respond to me for 90 days.
00:57:39.940 Sir, I am a regular on TimCast IRL.
00:57:44.820 I almost had my own show there.
00:57:47.380 How dare you?
00:57:48.140 He walks around with his dick bouncing around in his sweatpants
00:57:50.000 but won't be like, I'm Clint Russell.
00:57:51.660 Have you ever heard of Poker with the Boys?
00:57:54.820 It was almost a show on TimCast.com.
00:57:59.380 I'm Tower Gang Toad and I do the Better Off Dead show.
00:58:02.140 Some idea Tim entertained and stringed me along
00:58:04.980 for months and months and months and months.
00:58:07.640 But whoopsy-doo, not fucking doing it.
00:58:09.640 Here we are.
00:58:11.100 Katie from Yowl.
00:58:12.180 Now I've been slain labor for a man named Luke Radowski.
00:58:13.840 He's a Polish gentleman and he calls me a homo
00:58:16.100 every time I see him.
00:58:19.060 Yo, honestly, stop the music.
00:58:20.580 One second.
00:58:21.900 When you say it like that, your life sounds like Toad.
00:58:24.860 Almost.
00:58:25.220 It sounds miserable.
00:58:26.260 You know who Toad answers to on Better Off Dead?
00:58:29.440 Fucking nobody.
00:58:31.020 That's right.
00:58:32.020 Just himself.
00:58:32.580 You know how many Toad doesn't have t-shirts made
00:58:35.200 that are making fun of him in his stead on his show?
00:58:39.180 Does Toad have t-shirts?
00:58:40.220 By the way, by the way, we did not point out the fact
00:58:43.500 that the most, like, news-reported tweet I've ever put out,
00:58:48.840 me, Edward Norton look-alike,
00:58:51.460 Edward Norton look-alike ends the tweet that goes super viral
00:58:54.320 and gets the New York Post, the Australian Post,
00:58:56.560 all over the fucking world.
00:58:57.860 All over the fucking world.
00:58:59.160 I'm not exaggerating.
00:59:00.180 And it ends with not welcome.
00:59:02.540 Fucking American History X line.
00:59:04.260 That is incredible.
00:59:05.220 That's awesome.
00:59:05.920 Pretty cool.
00:59:06.620 And you're even doing the fucking...
00:59:08.200 Yeah, dude.
00:59:08.940 Yeah.
00:59:09.160 It's amazing.
00:59:10.280 I can't even bother to put my pinky down.
00:59:13.480 I love how you said that throughout it all,
00:59:16.000 you're stuck with the same profile pic.
00:59:18.080 Yeah.
00:59:18.360 Throughout it all.
00:59:19.360 Yes.
00:59:19.880 That's, like, ballsy.
00:59:21.380 Like, why not change it?
00:59:22.320 I like it.
00:59:23.380 It's a thing now.
00:59:24.620 Because it's, like,
00:59:26.460 it becomes, like, a brand.
00:59:27.960 It's, like, Tim Pool wearing the beanie.
00:59:31.060 Do you do that to people when you see them?
00:59:32.600 Do you go like this to them?
00:59:33.720 No, but people will say, like,
00:59:35.120 I think I know you.
00:59:36.320 How do I know you?
00:59:37.380 And I'll be, like,
00:59:37.840 I'll go like this.
00:59:38.940 And they'll be, like,
00:59:39.320 Oh, shit!
00:59:40.280 Oh, yeah, you're the lead singer from Limp Bizkit.
00:59:43.340 Yeah.
00:59:44.500 Yeah, wait, pull his...
00:59:45.660 Can we pull his...
00:59:46.480 Yeah, we should all take the same profile picture.
00:59:50.320 The same...
00:59:50.720 Yo, that's very funny.
00:59:53.160 You do, like, a little pinky out, too, don't you?
00:59:55.840 Yeah, he's too fucking mad.
00:59:57.560 He's too disrespectful to put it down.
00:59:59.260 It's a casual, cool man's point.
01:00:01.100 I can't even do it.
01:00:03.300 I don't want to do the...
01:00:03.920 You guys need to understand the context for this photo.
01:00:07.140 This was my...
01:00:08.400 I think it was my 37...
01:00:09.420 I just fucked a bitch.
01:00:10.940 What were you pointing at?
01:00:12.120 What the fuck were you pointing at?
01:00:13.440 Was it awesome?
01:00:13.760 Just let me fucking answer the story,
01:00:15.240 and I'll tell you.
01:00:16.320 All right, so,
01:00:16.780 my 37th birthday in Carlsbad,
01:00:20.040 and everybody,
01:00:21.120 all the girls and all the people
01:00:22.660 I played beach volleyball with said,
01:00:24.640 yo, we're going to have a Clint party
01:00:26.620 for your birthday party,
01:00:27.940 and we're all going to dress like you.
01:00:29.560 So, every single person at this party
01:00:31.700 is dressed in this exact outfit.
01:00:33.380 I shit them out.
01:00:34.380 I love that you're the same dude.
01:00:36.480 You're the same dude with everybody,
01:00:37.920 because that's exactly how he is.
01:00:39.880 Like, honestly,
01:00:41.180 you're a year or two away from us saying,
01:00:43.360 let's have a party where everyone is Clint.
01:00:45.540 Yo, dude, that would be so fun.
01:00:47.660 Yeah.
01:00:48.700 A Halloween party,
01:00:49.880 but everyone's Clint,
01:00:50.940 and everyone has to act like Clint.
01:00:52.660 The girls dressed like this,
01:00:54.040 the dudes dressed like this.
01:00:54.940 It was like 40 people all dressed like me.
01:00:56.740 It was hilarious.
01:00:58.660 Were they all being, like, cozy?
01:01:02.200 I mean, yeah,
01:01:03.320 there's only one way to be Clint.
01:01:04.260 He looks pretty cozy.
01:01:05.460 You know he's wearing sweatpants in that picture.
01:01:07.040 No, I mean, like,
01:01:07.620 were they doing cozy shit?
01:01:08.620 Like, did they all of a sudden decide,
01:01:11.500 going to play Harry Potter?
01:01:13.080 And, like,
01:01:13.800 too bad?
01:01:15.780 I'd be like,
01:01:16.800 y'all can go to bed,
01:01:17.560 but I'm playing Harry Potter.
01:01:18.400 That's what they all did to me.
01:01:19.320 And I was like,
01:01:19.660 yo, I'm going to bed,
01:01:20.360 this is my house.
01:01:21.040 Get the fuck out of here.
01:01:21.800 Doesn't he look like a dude?
01:01:23.160 Like, if you have a fucking,
01:01:24.320 a movie about a group of bros,
01:01:26.100 like, that's the guy that crushes puss.
01:01:28.060 That guy right there.
01:01:29.460 Fresh out the pussy.
01:01:30.800 That's what he does.
01:01:31.680 He's like,
01:01:32.040 that's his role on the movie
01:01:33.160 or in the show is crushing us.
01:01:34.240 Smell my finger.
01:01:36.840 I've never really looked at this picture before.
01:01:39.080 There's couches behind it.
01:01:40.360 Yeah, that's my recliners.
01:01:42.440 Why are they,
01:01:43.160 okay, all right.
01:01:44.740 That's my living room right behind me.
01:01:46.420 But you remember what you were pointing at?
01:01:48.640 Yeah, I was pointing at the camera.
01:01:50.220 How many recliners do you have?
01:01:52.840 Honestly, I'm telling you.
01:01:53.980 Someone said,
01:01:54.560 they were like,
01:01:55.080 I got to take a photo of you
01:01:56.180 dressed like you
01:01:56.920 for your birthday being you.
01:01:58.260 And I was like,
01:01:58.980 all right,
01:01:59.240 well, let me do the Clint pose.
01:02:00.940 And I don't even know why it came to me.
01:02:02.220 Did they say,
01:02:02.860 wait, they said.
01:02:03.540 This was the Clint pose.
01:02:04.120 This was me being Clint.
01:02:04.960 Literally the most egotistical thing
01:02:06.800 there is in the world.
01:02:07.900 Yeah.
01:02:08.100 I have to take a picture of you being you.
01:02:10.720 And what did you do?
01:02:11.400 You said, hold on a second.
01:02:13.080 Nigga, I already am.
01:02:14.440 And then you pointed.
01:02:15.720 Yeah, exactly.
01:02:17.420 But I pointed casually
01:02:18.500 because I was drunk.
01:02:19.900 I like that he's only got recliners too.
01:02:22.220 I swear to God, no.
01:02:22.980 This is the coziest thing to sit on.
01:02:25.240 Hey, no bullshit.
01:02:25.960 No bullshit.
01:02:26.500 My living room setup,
01:02:28.640 six recliners.
01:02:29.820 Dude, that's so fucking dope.
01:02:31.220 That is a single man life right there.
01:02:32.740 Dude, I lost my recliner years ago
01:02:34.920 because my wife's like,
01:02:35.620 it just doesn't fit in this living room anymore.
01:02:37.500 No fucking sitting next to people.
01:02:38.440 That's uncomfortable.
01:02:39.200 Sitting next to people is uncomfortable.
01:02:40.760 Everybody can throw a fucking recliner.
01:02:42.200 Yeah, you don't want that.
01:02:42.560 Be serious here for a second.
01:02:43.880 There is something.
01:02:44.700 So I've been looking at like,
01:02:46.000 like when you do a tweet that goes viral,
01:02:47.580 sometimes you think, well, why?
01:02:49.020 And it's like the series of words,
01:02:51.240 how they're placed,
01:02:52.420 the time you did it,
01:02:53.660 the interaction it got.
01:02:54.880 There is also another factor.
01:02:57.040 It's the profile picture that comes with it.
01:02:59.380 So that picture right there
01:03:01.060 of this posture,
01:03:03.000 for whatever reason,
01:03:04.540 people like this.
01:03:06.020 They like what they see here
01:03:07.480 and they go follow that.
01:03:09.380 I think we should all do this.
01:03:10.780 If he dunks on you,
01:03:11.300 he's got like the,
01:03:12.300 I'm cleaning up shit.
01:03:14.260 It's subconsciously,
01:03:15.360 this guy fucks.
01:03:16.320 Yeah, yeah.
01:03:17.520 I don't think I can pull it off.
01:03:19.740 It's actually quite overt
01:03:21.460 that this guy fucks.
01:03:24.080 It's not even subconscious.
01:03:26.580 That should actually,
01:03:27.400 this should actually be Kohl's.
01:03:28.740 That should be Kohl's fucking.
01:03:31.280 Yeah.
01:03:31.780 All right.
01:03:32.160 And that would work too.
01:03:34.340 What was that?
01:03:35.240 You guys want to do this Laniated or what?
01:03:36.780 Yeah, let's fucking watch it Laniated.
01:03:37.940 Oh, wait up.
01:03:38.300 No, Nephilim Death Squad.
01:03:39.300 Hold on.
01:03:40.200 Yeah.
01:03:40.640 Well, fuck.
01:03:40.980 Whatever.
01:03:41.540 Clint also had a story, right?
01:03:43.140 What the fuck?
01:03:43.720 With Super Mario?
01:03:44.880 Nephilim Death Squad.
01:03:46.160 That's a fun show that we do.
01:03:47.920 We have one tomorrow, I think.
01:03:49.900 Oh, yeah.
01:03:50.320 One on one.
01:03:51.420 That's right.
01:03:51.680 Oh, and the 12th,
01:03:53.420 we're going to be chilling with Clint
01:03:54.880 and Luke Rutkowski on the 12th,
01:03:56.780 so catch us on that show.
01:03:58.560 And then at night,
01:03:59.320 we're going to go chill.
01:04:01.100 Clint's coming along with us.
01:04:02.200 We're all going to Elijah Schaefer's crib,
01:04:04.060 and we're going to do a fucking show there.
01:04:05.220 It's going to be a lot of fun.
01:04:07.060 Yes.
01:04:07.540 That's exactly what's going on.
01:04:08.820 Guys, go fucking check out Timeline Clints.
01:04:11.260 I will be on Timcast IRL August 23rd.
01:04:14.460 Nice.
01:04:14.700 Oh, yeah.
01:04:15.300 23rd.
01:04:15.840 All right.
01:04:16.060 All right.
01:04:17.680 I guess that's it.
01:04:18.200 Timeline Clints, he says.
01:04:19.040 Go check it out.
01:04:19.600 Let's do it.
01:04:19.840 All right.
01:04:20.020 Fucking play that Leni Edit.
01:04:21.140 Oh, yeah.
01:04:21.460 Better Off Dead.
01:04:22.100 All right.
01:04:22.260 Leni Edit.
01:04:22.920 No, I already did it.
01:04:24.140 Yeah.
01:04:24.420 Oh, fuck with you.
01:04:27.600 It's a miracle.
01:04:28.080 Come on.
01:04:28.560 Are you serious?
01:04:34.900 How is this even possible?
01:04:36.780 Was your grandfather retarded?
01:04:39.540 No, he's dead.
01:04:40.340 No, he's dead.
01:04:44.240 Holy shit.
01:04:45.540 She'd probably be a dope leg, but like, so would I if you made me a chick and made me, like,
01:04:50.500 you know, like, this guy thinks, like, he's got the best pussy.
01:05:05.660 Pussy smells like Cheetos.
01:05:08.760 Imagine what it looks like.
01:05:10.340 I forgot about that.
01:05:33.840 All right.
01:05:34.080 We can't do this.
01:05:34.780 We can't do this.
01:05:35.900 If women have that capacity to clinch, I don't understand why more women don't just try and
01:05:46.560 rip your dick off.
01:05:47.300 Like, that'd be, I would do that all the time.
01:05:49.080 Oh, yeah.
01:05:49.480 That's, I would be constantly threatening.
01:05:51.220 I'd constantly threaten to rip your dick off.
01:05:52.620 I'd be like, oh.
01:05:53.020 Just you and him alone?
01:05:59.180 You would fucking suck his dick off.
01:06:08.560 Oh, my God.
01:06:11.680 Oh, wow.
01:06:12.740 Then the black guy has to rape a woman.
01:06:16.180 Oh, wow.
01:06:18.140 Made of virtue of insanity that always seem to figure out about this love we have.
01:06:27.700 For instance, twisting our heavy technology.
01:06:32.660 Oh, now there is no sound.
01:06:35.000 But we all have run that crap.
01:06:37.120 man fucking lady is getting better he's evolving to a weird level i tried to do like some weird
01:06:56.460 editing and and i'm like i'm just nowhere near as good as this that was ridiculous yeah this is
01:07:01.700 like and you've got a lot better and you're dog shit compared to him it's yeah it's bad he's getting
01:07:07.340 this is art man you're like chasing him but he's picking up speed he's getting exponentially better
01:07:12.600 there's no that was like yeah that was beautiful that made me if i didn't watch tower gang if i
01:07:17.920 didn't know it was a thing and i saw that edit i'd go i'm fucking i don't know what that show is but i
01:07:21.660 need it intravenously like that's fucking that was good dude that was good it's a whole vibe yeah i
01:07:28.600 like that song too what was that song anybody know the name virtual insanity jamiroquai i want
01:07:32.600 to fucking jerk off to that yeah it's a sexy song that is a sexy song it's like it's like top is a
01:07:41.000 uh he's like a middle reliever and then then laney's like shohei otani it's like oh this is something
01:07:47.540 else top is the fluffer and laney is like the the fucking hot ass bitch like that's exactly like
01:07:54.160 when you're not laying somehow that's more offensive than the analogy yeah no if you're
01:07:59.200 if you're not laying dick down the right way you fucking tag in laney laney comes and says i got it
01:08:03.980 don't worry and then like when you're like oh we're swapping dudes we need to keep it hard tops like i
01:08:08.840 got you yeah i just live vicariously through we can get by holy shit laney's working on an edit for my
01:08:15.400 uh most recent uh he also did one for the trump assassination breakdown that i did um it was but
01:08:21.680 like it's tough because you said the breakdown i thought he just did one for the trump for the
01:08:24.940 trump assassination i was like yo believe that actually actually yeah that would be amazing but
01:08:31.120 uh yeah i'm just thrilled to be working on them fucking super talented fucking talented trannies huh
01:08:36.880 just some dude just doing for shits and gigs just becoming the greatest editor on the planet just for
01:08:42.860 funsies for funsies yeah so give us money and we can bring them to new levels all right we're gonna go
01:08:48.340 after that and he's ours if you want more laney edits just continue to send us money so we can give
01:08:52.520 it all to him yeah literally that's like i think he's the only one getting paid like for real
01:08:57.740 theoretically any from this shit just so you guys know we're giving all of our money to laney
01:09:01.960 three years i've been working at this just to give a little bit of money to laney
01:09:07.020 to a trans best night
01:09:08.980 this is the world we live in i slave away just to give my money to some fucking tranny
01:09:14.580 we're supporting we're supporting the trans community my hands look like this so her hands
01:09:19.800 that's great
01:09:24.700 you know what i do is he never even watches live anymore which is even more disrespectful i feel
01:09:32.040 like he used to because he's probably in the lab just fucking working on edits the entire time
01:09:35.900 i feel like it takes a long time dude like think about the all the elements like a lot of times the
01:09:40.620 music ties into it like so much like all of it it's just a work of art from like start to from
01:09:46.360 beginning to end you're like this all ties in together like for example that that edit did not
01:09:51.380 actually really have our best moments at all but it didn't fucking matter it didn't have to anymore
01:09:55.920 he just he towed to get tied together the right elements at some point at some point the edits
01:10:00.180 don't need us at all it's just gonna be dope videos that have nothing to do that had two
01:10:04.940 moments of complete silence from us yeah dude that was funny that was those are the best parts
01:10:10.020 i think he's doing ketamine or some shit while he's putting them together it doesn't make sense
01:10:14.200 why it's so like it's so deep and tied together he needs to figure out a way to like add less and
01:10:19.820 less of us until finally he's just playing his own edit because sometimes i feel like us like i feel
01:10:25.060 like we're distracting from whatever he's building the worst part the worst part eclipse he's expressing
01:10:31.600 a vibe though because that is our that is like a vibe that we have so it's like he is expressing
01:10:37.260 that like different i still think really abstract despite the fact that obviously he could do this
01:10:42.420 without us i think that there is still value to have our our little intermissions because like
01:10:47.180 i'll laugh and then i'm just like oh and then i'll laugh and then i'm ah so it's it's my point is that
01:10:53.180 he could he could actually probably get rid of those and still capture the he can capture the
01:10:58.940 correct essence so it's still in a certain meta sense it would still be like a tower gang edit even
01:11:04.700 though it had no tower getting anything in it be like true yeah that's that's the vibe though dog
01:11:08.280 what does the commentary help at all it's
01:11:10.160 what laney is doing is he's taking dope music and making it the backdrop to tragedy and somehow
01:11:20.500 that is like a masterpiece i don't know what it is it like speaks to something really deep you know
01:11:26.200 on like a subconscious level it's like why am i watching the towers fall to this really dope music
01:11:32.100 and loving it yeah what's what he's doing dying and it's us laughing what he's doing and i've i've
01:11:37.480 tried to do this for years like like to master the guitar you really have to learn like a lot of like
01:11:42.320 certain things but the reason you're learning this stuff is so that i can pick it up and then express
01:11:46.500 myself sounds gay but if i want to like if i feel this way and i want to play this way you have to
01:11:52.240 learn a lot of shit and i feel like he's already like mastered that part and now he's just telling us
01:11:56.480 how he feels right there and it's our laney's guitar it got yeah yeah really it and just like
01:12:03.260 freestyle oh i think any of us would um but the uh it's a competition the the name of the song
01:12:11.420 was also the name of the song was virtual insanity which is literally what we do it's a virtual world
01:12:16.940 that we're talking to each other and it's insane so can i also say that laney has the the greatest
01:12:22.040 taste in music of any individual i've ever come across like he's a lot of bangers dude you know
01:12:28.120 what i was brought you know hold on wait top this was brought to my attention today in the chat and
01:12:31.920 timeline cleanses apparently um uh clint was on union of the unwanted recently and said something
01:12:38.840 to i'm going to paraphrase it's something to the effect of clint is the craziest uh nigga he knows
01:12:45.180 in the way of like shit that he believes how dare you you know you know what i love about
01:12:50.680 every time he comes every time he uh he co-hosts the show he just come in it comes in here and he
01:12:55.700 lies and he just like he just like he lies and he stirs shit i don't know why you should take
01:12:59.660 ownership for the ridiculous shit that you say on other shows knowing that you know people like
01:13:04.600 okay okay can you can you finish what you don't believe in crisis actors can you finish out the
01:13:10.040 sentence of what i actually said because you're lying no you're leaving out the context why is union
01:13:14.360 and the union unwanted is a great show but it's like for some reason i want you all separated
01:13:19.600 i'll listen to liberty lockdown i'll listen to tinfoil hat i'll listen to macroaggressions too
01:13:23.900 many people i can't listen to them all together i don't know what it is what did you actually say
01:13:27.540 okay what i said was liar i said every time yeah of course he's not even gonna believe me but you
01:13:32.840 can go back and listen you piece of shit i won't listen every time i'm on that show i and i put and i
01:13:37.740 pointed it out that was the joke i was making i said in my regular life i'm the craziest person i know
01:13:42.660 by far but then on this show and i was talking about union of the unwanted i am the normie that was the
01:13:47.880 point i was making and it applies here too you are all fucking crazier than me this actually makes
01:13:51.600 more sense clint that the people that listen to timeline cleanse are retarded so what they told
01:13:55.940 they're the same people in this audience by the way i just i rest my case thank you good sir
01:14:01.960 it's retarded it's not there's no crossover it's the same fucking people yeah it's the exact same
01:14:07.280 people clint what is timeline cleanse that's very rude that's the way their way of spamming the live
01:14:16.240 algo by producing content all the time before we went into plugs no it's just my way it's just me
01:14:21.240 clint had a story i think before he went into plugs oh what was the story clint well fuck i did what
01:14:27.740 were we talking about i don't know your lady your lady or something like that that you interviewed
01:14:32.420 we're talking about your your picture okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay yeah
01:14:37.920 oh yeah that's she's talking about this is like she and i both cried on the show so i want to i
01:14:43.940 want to preface it with that this fucking guy how many fucking times have you cried three three
01:14:49.120 i'm not three i was gonna say i feel like you're like two cry for us now i can't it's only when it
01:14:56.480 touches me i'm not your fucking monkey when you hear this story yo you will know why good when you
01:15:02.880 hear this story you'll know why all right so she we we start to get into like this is like an hour
01:15:07.680 into the conversation and she and we start to talk about pro-life and she's like she's like even in
01:15:12.400 the case of rape and incest and i was like i was like whoa all right that's like pretty extreme and
01:15:19.000 then she goes she goes because of my my life and and i wouldn't be here if abortion uh was common
01:15:27.260 place for for cases of rape she's like i was like wait wait what and then she's like she's like this
01:15:33.000 is actually see i knew you'd make it funny so this is why we're gonna do it all right so i'm sorry i can't
01:15:37.960 help it then she tells me she tells you right babies can fuck like one of the babies like grown up you
01:15:45.400 know what they're born traumatized man yeah so like so she tells me wait she's half black peak
01:15:51.760 daddy issues like like dude peak daddy issues dude she's a freak wait so she's full black yeah yes
01:15:58.540 that's what i said okay so listen you're talking about people on your shit dude who are you the black
01:16:06.380 rape like you you you forcefully impregnate somebody just to leave them i told you last week that it's
01:16:12.740 she's she's feeding you a line of she fed you a line of bullshit clinton you cried for you cried
01:16:17.880 for no reason it's normal in that community yeah rape is normal she was born under normal
01:16:23.540 circumstances yeah you're right man this is this is taking a u-turn i don't know if i can coast
01:16:30.120 i want to make love in the club they're talking about rape rape so so i did not cry because of what
01:16:36.980 she said there i was caught off guard because she was like she's like people talk to me about this a lot
01:16:40.900 this is the first time i've brought it up and someone didn't ask me and i was like oh shit here
01:16:45.220 we go and then she tells me that her mother from the age of 11 to 14 was raped by her father and she
01:16:52.760 got pregnant at 14 and the family apparently came around her decided to to uh you know encourage her
01:16:59.080 to keep the baby she now exists and she's an amazing human being so like god bless but i being the
01:17:05.400 inquisitive insane person that i am so her father's her grandfather what kind of rape
01:17:10.160 what were you wearing were you asking for it well so it wasn't it wasn't incest it was some dude in
01:17:16.240 the town she grew up like dirt poor country poor right so like everybody knows everybody so this
01:17:21.220 dude is around like he doesn't get locked up he's just around um so i i i ask because it comes to my
01:17:27.760 mind because i'm thinking like like there's this innate drive to want to know your father right
01:17:32.180 so i ask her and i was like did you ever reach out did you have a relationship with him and she
01:17:37.560 immediately breaks down and i and i was like oh fuck i should not ask that and then and then she
01:17:42.600 goes yes actually and then she starts talking about god and and um and don't tell me that he raped her
01:17:47.520 too yeah i was just gonna say no no he raped her and she then had a rape baby they had a relationship
01:17:52.500 all through college uh and then he died after that but like it was so so powerful anyways um yeah i knew
01:17:59.080 you guys would make it racist and funny so let's move on so what kind of relationship did she have
01:18:04.320 with him throughout college i've been trying to make this light and funny but this is like even
01:18:09.380 for me you're like all right this is this is getting dark dude it is i don't know how long i can laugh
01:18:14.140 at this when when she started to talk about how like she was still very grateful to have those years
01:18:18.500 with her father even though like knowing who he was based off of the origin story i was like fuck
01:18:23.520 so they reconciled so he's also her grandfather is that is that what you said no it's not incest bro
01:18:30.100 no okay i thought you said her mother was raped by her father
01:18:34.800 holy shit great timing
01:18:41.580 dude imagine you were wearing that shirt when you interviewed her
01:18:47.440 she's like that what on your chest that's what happened i changed my mind we're talking about
01:18:54.820 that is a subject that comes up a lot of my other show that's the shirt i'm wearing on on uh best
01:19:00.080 political show got it dude that's sick dear to my heart great great choice anyways the episode came
01:19:07.300 out four hours ago you should go watch it after this you sick fucks why'd you bring that up here
01:19:13.420 what the fuck god man yeah my bad dude i thought i thought like because it was such a fucked story i
01:19:19.120 was like this is perfect for tower gang i was wrong it's too heavy i like that clint goes through
01:19:23.460 heavy shit during the day and then comes to tower gang to have the load lifted yeah that's literally
01:19:28.000 what i come here stab me in my soul dude i don't know i enjoyed the story i enjoyed the story
01:19:32.420 all right now i'm gonna kill myself and if i was gonna do that i would use the dough
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01:20:09.520 you should pay them you should start paying somebody perfect anti-rape device yeah i was gonna say
01:20:15.020 handle would slip right into your vagina just right and the the the fucking handle would block it and
01:20:20.180 then when they slide off then they're fucking gonna catch it like oof yeah you can see you can
01:20:25.140 have a concealed rape preventer is that what cole is actually doing when he shoves a razor at
01:20:30.500 nadeau is no longer a company they went under like two months ago oh shit oh the check's not
01:20:38.720 clearing so that's not true he's crushing definitely not crushing he keeps paying us pretty sure he died
01:20:44.060 i actually think he has a body soap or something like that like really seriously he's got more stuff
01:20:48.560 oh i want yeah he does he does the reason i know that is because he re-upped with liberty lockdown
01:20:52.640 and let me tell you he says that he has gotten he has he has gotten more i think he's done shit on
01:20:57.040 part of the problem he says he's gotten more sales from liberty lockdown than any show he's ever done
01:21:01.000 i was like that's fucking awesome i gotta get this clip's got an audience of shavers
01:21:05.500 i've never i've never asked a hairless just other bald dudes with goatees that are like
01:21:10.920 i'm just gonna get the goatee back i'm gonna get a red hat i'm just gonna do it
01:21:19.600 i'm not opposed to doing it let's do it i'll do it too yeah i'm not sure you guys should all join
01:21:24.280 me that'd be fucking sick i don't think it works when you're five seven i just don't think it works
01:21:28.360 when you're five seven no you're right but it'd be funny you can't tell how tall i am i don't know
01:21:32.180 if we do like a side by side then it's cool you know i'm not joking i'm changing my picture my
01:21:36.900 profile picture to that oh i believe i have a red hat i have a red snapback i'll put the snapback on
01:21:43.240 if it's not fitted it ain't clint it'll be close enough you son of a bitch it needs to be a san
01:21:48.240 diego padres fitted hat it's a san diego you know what fucking team it is that's impressive of course
01:21:52.860 so are we really not at all going to address the rape riots like literally we have to talk about it
01:21:58.800 yeah i thought that's what clint just said our current events yeah right current events have gone
01:22:03.660 to the point we have we have multiple rape stories we need to talk about today current events have
01:22:07.580 gone to the point where we can just present you the news and we don't need to put a spin on it
01:22:11.180 and you're like look at that shit guys and that's gone there you go that's all of it uh yeah they're
01:22:15.900 literally raping for the right or raping for the right to rape writing for the right to rape yeah
01:22:20.680 writing for the right to rape in israel which is yeah yeah the israeli military is raping gay rape
01:22:27.260 by the way yeah gaily raping was gay palestinian soldiers i believe and a bunch of israelis are
01:22:34.100 abbreviated gaping it's gay sexual violence yeah and a bunch of israelis are protesting for the right to
01:22:40.540 rape and it's allegedly because they did raping was that was that the case you know they they
01:22:46.140 they literally asked paralyzed i think it was i don't know if it was a knesset or what they raped
01:22:49.900 him till he was paralyzed that's what i heard somebody i don't know how reliable that is but
01:22:54.380 that's what i heard i heard his assholes damage but you know how long your dick has to be to slap a spine
01:22:59.100 no no no they literally with a rod i saw somewhere it was like they said molten but i'm assuming that
01:23:04.220 just meant it was like hot rod you know is that raping that it's hot rod again is it is that raping
01:23:09.260 your dick yeah bro yeah i i don't think there should be a different word for it like they're basically
01:23:14.940 your dick it's brooming yeah right you know what you know what happened to qaddafi it's like the same
01:23:20.940 thing oh yeah yeah and we don't say he got raped we say he got qaddafi we made up a whole
01:23:24.460 fucking word for it exactly it's true but it just sounds like we don't like talking about it
01:23:28.460 the jews are basically what it is it's sexual torture so then are they are the are the israelis
01:23:34.460 are they petitioning to to rod them or are they petitioning to penetrate them with their erect they're
01:23:40.140 literally in the knesset actually i think they're done now but they were in the knesset there are videos
01:23:43.980 out there of them bickering about like what like the legality and like not even is it rape but can we
01:23:50.220 rape like that's that's where they're not jews and so if it's a non-jew it's a yeah it's not that
01:23:56.700 it's not an offense it's just a significantly it's actually you know what it is that it's not rape
01:23:59.820 because they're like well it's not rape because they're not a human is basically yeah they're using
01:24:04.540 the the talmudic argument for it they're like we're raping goys so it's it's legal that's what
01:24:10.380 the argument is run it run it run it run it yeah this is not even a real language this is
01:24:30.060 it's just a half hour of clearing your throat pause it pause it the entire jewish dialect and
01:24:45.020 language is just a lie like everything else they do they're not talking they're just like they're
01:24:49.980 just warming up to talk like they're making noises not one word i haven't heard it's like ants they
01:24:56.140 just kind of like make vibrations and noises and you just know like but they don't know maybe maybe
01:25:01.020 jewish people are it's a language of run-on sentences it sounds like a run-on sentence they're
01:25:06.300 speaking in tongues you to death where you're like fine just rape them fine there's no there's no
01:25:11.180 there's no beginning or end to the words it's just one long listen listen to it it's just one long
01:25:16.460 word watch oh now he pauses that was one word that was a long-ass word and this is all about
01:25:30.540 whether or not they should rape them it goes hard in a second should we rape no we shouldn't rape i
01:25:37.100 think we should rape fine we should rape there it's done
01:25:40.300 so he's telling them to rape yeah he's he's literally defending
01:25:58.780 we will right i love that you've got all those people there at that big-ass table to talk about
01:26:04.940 that that's insane yeah yeah that's an official meaning about whether or not they should rape this
01:26:09.500 is just honestly just being just being challenged on it and he is pissed yeah he's like they release
01:26:17.500 to do this and he's like yeah obviously that's gonna be that's gonna be trend it's gonna be
01:26:23.260 transcribed and that's gonna be put into the talmud afterward because talmud is just the book of
01:26:27.660 arguments and yeshiva is going to have to study that in like five years that's going to be in the
01:26:31.900 talmud that's already it's already in there that's what they're using to argue but the wild thing is
01:26:36.220 they the rape side won they let the fucking prisoners go because they arrested some of the idf for this
01:26:42.060 shit and that's what the riots were over they're literally trying to break them out of prison and it
01:26:46.140 wasn't just the fucking like idf members it was literally members of the knesset their fucking congress
01:26:51.420 or where the we're also joining them trying to get them to fucking let it out wild
01:26:56.460 fake country real rape incredible debate is designed to exhaust the opponent until they just
01:27:05.020 throw the towel in that's what happened fine you can rape whatever rape go on i'm gonna i'm gonna
01:27:11.260 play devil's advocate on this one i think it's kind of cool oh wait which part no it's definitely cool
01:27:17.500 to have like a society that's like be as racist and rapist as you want we do what the we want just
01:27:24.860 not to us all right just not the energy the energy was like was like listen faggot like why are you
01:27:32.540 even bringing this up that we shouldn't do this like you know that we just do this shit like we're
01:27:37.020 and that's dope for is is rape hell like they're all moving in the same direction as like an entire
01:27:42.300 country man i wish it was like that you had issues right imagine america falls and you have to break
01:27:47.500 into factions and you have tower gang and then tower gang has like yeah we don't rape each other but like
01:27:52.540 fuck other niggas that ain't tower gang like rape them i don't get right yeah you know you know what
01:27:56.380 it reminds me of it's like if there was a eight minute video of george floyd and then there was
01:28:01.900 like a massive riot to get that cop out of jail and they're like they're like dude they're like no
01:28:08.300 fuck that dude we fucking kneel on anybody around these parts that's what they're doing they're just
01:28:14.220 nigger fights here with tower gang we are allowed to rape anybody who ain't one of us they're the
01:28:21.660 tower they're the uh laney goys oh laney goys they're writing to get what's his name what's the name
01:28:29.340 of the fucking cop i can't remember his name derek show yeah they're writing to get derek show not
01:28:33.420 a prison as opposed to the opposite that was right there it's not it's not officer he's like he's like i
01:28:38.700 have a shrine to him i have a shrine to him in my home that i broke okay but let's let's talk about
01:28:43.420 that though let's talk about that if if we should have rioted to get derek show now because what he
01:28:48.860 did what he did was way less egregious than what these guys did and and this dude was like passing
01:28:55.180 fake he was on fent he was all up listen a weak neck i mean a logical society would have said
01:29:01.740 do what you got to do with him we can't have that he's passing fake 20s but he's tweaking in the
01:29:06.700 street it's not too late we could bust him out yeah he's still in prison we could do it anytime
01:29:10.140 we want there you go let's go let's just let's do a towering raid yeah yeah anybody that gets in our
01:29:15.500 way we rape them when derek show is released america will have been healed pretty sure just
01:29:20.300 this discussion is a felony so uh just want to clarify joking in my uh yeah i was serious so i always keep
01:29:28.220 this fake hollywood money in my car so when a homeless person asks for money then i give him like a fake
01:29:34.540 five dollar bill so i feel good about myself they feel good and then when they go to use it they
01:29:39.980 get arrested so i'm actually like helping clean up the community getting them off the street i don't
01:29:45.500 mind that that's not i love that we should all do that that is literally gavin newsom now you guys
01:29:50.620 realize that he he has through executive order just dictated all the homeless encampments are gone in
01:29:55.820 california over the next couple weeks it's nuts this dude could have done this any time i had to leave the
01:30:00.860 goddamn state and then he's just like oh wait they passed over me for the the replacement of
01:30:05.100 joe biden i gotta fucking actually deal with this shit now and it's gone back back to cali cali let's
01:30:10.940 fucking go bro modern problems require modern solutions it's just so it's so irritating that
01:30:16.140 he would he just does it for political didn't he clean this shit up when uh yummy oh yeah whatever
01:30:22.380 he came now let me let me ask you clint you think he's cleaning it up and making it like that
01:30:29.420 just for political reasons or do you think that there's like a weird spiritual aspect to this
01:30:33.180 because why else would you do that i just said he wants to be the president of the united states
01:30:38.300 why would you let it get that bad and then no for the no clearly that the answer is to clean it up
01:30:43.740 you're doing it on purpose what kind of demons no because in order to to stay in power and to be
01:30:48.940 the governor of california he needed a soros bucks soros wants unlimited immigration he wants there to be
01:30:54.860 soft on crime laws he wants all of these things so in order to be funded by soros he had to be this
01:30:59.660 guy why does now now he wants to be the president well because soros is a probably a demon do you
01:31:06.220 think that you go like look i need you to bend me i need you to get me like a certain amount of money
01:31:11.420 but do you think that soros ever looks at these people and he's like uh also i demand sex yeah oh
01:31:18.140 sure yes that's pretty cool that's a cool move if you're i demand a blood sacrifice so and ass
01:31:24.860 yeah i i demand high rodding of palestinians that's mild compared to what the israelis are
01:31:29.660 doing right now so that's true like that's soros doing he's making a fucking exchange like a deal
01:31:34.620 they're like we're gonna rape you we'd have an established whether or not it's a pull of our or
01:31:38.780 our penises but soros they probably literally traded child slaves you know at least for a night or
01:31:44.620 something like that what soros no soros and uh newsom if they didn't fuck themselves they
01:31:49.500 probably traded kids or something yeah i would imagine yeah something like that you look at those
01:31:54.460 missing people probably uh you ever look at the maps where it's like the most missing peoples in
01:31:59.260 the country and then you overlay a map of the underground caverns in the country and they they're
01:32:04.060 a perfect match and i feel like when you have uh california has a has you know northern cali is
01:32:09.740 where a lot of people end up going missing it's a lot of national parks and
01:32:13.260 national parks right yeah and i feel like newsom maybe he's got a deal maybe soros is clapping the
01:32:19.180 cheeks of missing strangers in national parks and uh you know sucking a little bit of blood and then
01:32:23.980 every once in a while uh newsom has to kiss the tip that's probably it i don't think i don't think
01:32:28.540 soros pushes it that far i think he's probably just like you know kisses the tip and then he goes
01:32:35.500 and then you know that's it i think that's probably the end of it i don't think he has for like
01:32:38.860 penetration i don't think there's a better way to end the show uh you guys want to go to the penthouse
01:32:45.500 we're going to do it we're going to do our fights over on the penthouse let's do it yeah we can oh
01:32:48.540 yeah do you have any dave oh i don't have any n-word fights prepared but i do have stuff that people
01:32:53.660 sent me honestly i was going to bail on you guys really soon it's kind of you can do that too
01:32:57.980 i was going to leave you um because my wife was like you can go play with these idiots hey just just
01:33:03.740 just pretend that you'll be in the penthouse and then you can leave so yeah i'm gonna be in the
01:33:06.940 penthouse we're gonna watch nigger fights and uh it's gonna be great oh we forgot about a raid
01:33:14.620 yeah great it's not we didn't forget you're right here you're still live yeah well i know i'm
01:33:19.020 well we were like rapping and then i want to tell you who's here i'll tell you how do how do we raid
01:33:23.100 how do you do that yeah it's a great idea do a nigger tower on somebody else's stream no you don't
01:33:27.980 tell them you just dump their audience into a channel yeah yeah and then they do that though uh
01:33:31.900 uh dr drew raids my show with luke every like almost every night it's awesome that is really
01:33:40.940 cool but you talk about it a lot i wish you'd stop so uh okay because it's neat it is neat i'll give
01:33:46.140 you that uh nobody diamond and silk freedom channel blazing press uh the indoctrination matt gates is
01:33:53.660 oh no dump dump the tower gang audience into kike fag kike fag kike wave night wave night wave
01:34:00.380 is on um night wave is uh revenge of the cis it's uh mersh i really want to get matt gates also
01:34:06.780 slightly offensive uh elijah schaefer is also yeah oh that'd be that'd be good yeah elijah
01:34:11.340 schaefer's if you do it to matt gates just talk about how uh unbelievably stunning his wife is
01:34:16.540 oh uh it looks like elijah schaefer is live on the streets interviewing black women you probably
01:34:24.540 won't see it then yeah i might not see it i really think matt gates kike faggot you could take
01:34:29.820 faggot uh wait robert uh robert stone uh roger stone we did him last time no no no roger's my homie
01:34:37.260 don't send our we already did that once did you really yeah oh that's a terrible thing to do nick
01:34:43.100 fuentes x22 report is kind of fun nick fuentes no if we send our audience to nick fuentes they'll
01:34:48.700 never come back no i i like it what what do we tell what do we call him what do we what do we call
01:34:54.620 them over there what's the tower faggot kike faggot still works kike faggot i would just do uh federal
01:35:00.220 agent in tower form yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah doesn't have the pot no kike faggot right fed right fed
01:35:06.780 faggot um fed fag just fed fag over and over and over and over and over wait wait wait the my
01:35:14.060 pillow guy the my pillow guy is also live oh my god no i'll leave him alone he's a recovering crack
01:35:21.340 addict we can nick fuentes it is all right guys do you guys know how to do it guys this is it kike fed
01:35:28.300 beaner faggot beaner faggot's fun that's too many words though fed fag is perfect it's the same
01:35:33.260 amount of it's the same length as a nigger tower there you go great fed fag i don't know how to do
01:35:38.300 this where did clint go clint doesn't understand the concept here no he has no idea no guys i don't
01:35:43.580 know how to do the raid so um all right go to slash are you logged in the url i'm not i'm not
01:35:49.900 logged into tower gang rumble so you got to do it somebody's gotta be logged into tower i'm just typing
01:35:54.860 in this you're just in google boomer you are doing it it looks like you're doing it yeah but i'm not
01:36:01.420 i'm not logged in from the tower gang account so tyler if you are in nephilim death squad
01:36:06.060 yeah all right fuck it let's just go to that was bad that was all right play the outro
01:36:10.620 it's the tower power hour slut to the tower power hour bitch no way jose liberty lockdown
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01:36:22.460 coal top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
01:36:29.660 lock is truth a same with lobster cole and jose toad is sick no way jose
01:36:36.940 it's the tower power hour slug they made day smith all his tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
01:36:42.060 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang they made
01:36:46.140 it's so fucking hard to line up the syllables
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