Ep 188 - Hot Rodding w⧸ The Raven
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 37 minutes
Words per Minute
207.0141
Hate Speech Sentences
194
Summary
Toad and the rest of the Tower Gang are joined by a special guest to talk about getting tested for HIV and other things that have nothing to do with Tower Gang. Hosts: Jenna, Jenna, Curtis, and Abbie Guest: David and Abby
Transcript
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And we want to introduce you to our friend group.
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I have known Abby and David since season one and two of Love on the Spectrum U.S.
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I know Abby and David since Love on the Spectrum.
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And David and I have known each other for a long time.
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And Abby and I have known each other for a long time.
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And David and Abby are like the best supporters of my show, Tower Gang.
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And in the back of my mind, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby.
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I think by far the best part of that is how hard Toad emphasizes, skip it.
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This is Tower Gang Wednesday, you absolute homosexuals.
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Toad, thank you so much for taking my idea and actually doing something that I asked of
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you for once, which is, I think that's the first time that's ever happened.
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It just took you, like, threatening to quit the show for Toad to take a little direction.
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Well, I don't really, I don't, I don't really want you to have to function in a place of
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It was like, well, you know, it's almost, it's almost like, it's almost uncanny how much
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This will be a half hour of the show of just boring.
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But I mean, for like, whatever the fuck those, those tards got.
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You're not fucking, you're not sharing needles.
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This is a great, hold on, this is going to be a great story.
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Did you think it was like transpired through coughs?
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It was when I was in the hospital for a stroke.
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They come back to me and they're like, here are your results.
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I love the idea of the nurse walking up to the doctor and going, doctor, I've never seen
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That wasn't anywhere near the worst part of all of that.
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It was just that I was at work and all of a sudden it was like I was looking through
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If you can maintain that state of almost stroke.
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So then I was like oh sweet and I looked at all my co-workers and said I'm like yeah
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I'm going to see through some clothes but then they're all men so I'm like this isn't
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Can you imagine him turning to his co-workers to be a pervert and he's just looking at them
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He's just looking around because his face is half numb.
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Well I think I mentioned this on the show at one point that I was one of three people
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that had strokes in that same office at that company within a span of like five years.
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What if astral projecting and shit like that someone brought it up is just you finding
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a way to maintain a state of almost having a stroke.
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I like bro science and you know what I'm not going to dig any deeper.
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Dude Top was like fuck I got a whole episode here.
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Well so the other guys that had a stroke one guy had a brain tumor and he died and then
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the other guy was like a hardcore smoker and I think that's probably.
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I got to bring it to Nephilim death squad a little bit here.
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But this is what we've we've we've coined a term sort of but uh when uh someone obviously
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someone would be retarded right if their brain was like all fucked up but if you take the
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words retard Dio and you put them together retardio in latin it means return to god.
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No well return to god and that that's like for like so like we're like maybe retarded
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Make sure maybe the message doesn't just be like patient be patient and things will come
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Alright we're gonna have to do this because I think your line translation is wrong.
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I mean I was just gonna say the part that hurt uh was a little bit later that same day
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I didn't realize that I had a stroke it was just like oh my vision is like all fucked
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up like I'm probably just I was so unhealthy dude I was obese and like I already had been
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diagnosed with high blood pressure like I was on the verge of death anyway so I'm like
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yeah whatever this is probably normal then like I got lunch with a couple of co-workers
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and then I had a seizure a grand mal seizure and I collapsed in the parking lot.
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I can't even pay I can't even pay attention to Toad because I could keep seeing like I
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guess Clint's internet's acting up but it's like it's like he's posing like so it's like
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I was crazy and I'm like oh my internet's acting up?
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Yeah you're like but no if you rewind 30 seconds it's great if you just watch it.
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What I'm laughing about Toad is that like if you if he was saying this in German the inflections
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that he's hitting like I wouldn't be able to understand what the fuck he's talking about
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Like you had a grand mal seizure and the rest of the sentence is normal.
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Literally since the first moment I've met Toad I haven't been able to understand a single
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This is actually why I'm so mean to him is because I don't understand what he's trying
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My connection totally fucked because you guys are not reacting what I'm saying.
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He's going to he's going to log off and fall asleep again like he did last week this
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Clint's life is so cozy that even his internet just guys reach out to Raven.
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David is doing a thing right now where he's just telling me fuck you.
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I don't know why he's doing it but it's a ballsy move.
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He has to reassert himself in the relationship occasionally I think.
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Maybe he feels like he's too much of a bottom a bottom.
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And he has to top you occasionally just to remind you he can.
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The worst part about that whole thing though what I was going to say is that after I
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was in the hospital so I mean I had like a fucking lumbar puncture so they like they
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puncture your spine basically and remove spinal fluid so that fucking sucked.
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There was a trans esophageal echocardiogram where they go down your esophagus to look at
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your heart and it's like you wake up during that and you feel like you can't breathe or
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This huge tube going down your throat but the worst part not any of that none of that
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That means it's time to read whatever Mark Vestibule said.
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Let me know if you want to go back to it because you'll make fun of me severely.
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The story got boring and I just didn't care about the end anymore.
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That actually makes it sound like a worse experience now that you said that.
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Imagine having to do a podcast just you and Toad all the time.
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Actually if you get in a certain mind space not bad.
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The only problem is I'm doing the live show now.
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So it's like I only do one you know normal No Way Jose episode a week.
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So sorry you know part 18 of live reading of Demoksey the God that feels is a little
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The fuck do you talk about on No Way Jose every week.
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I don't really ever talk about theory hardly anymore because who cares.
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Mark Vestibule says Top is driving the gang around in his minivan and it suddenly careens
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What injuries are each gang member most likely to suffer.
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Like there's so many factors here and how the car lands and all sorts of things.
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But I mean I can't predict the other one's injuries.
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You remember that Simpsons where home becomes a boxer and he can just take all these punches
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because he's so dumb and like his brain is just like cushioned by this like fluid or some shit.
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It's a Simpsons reference or a fucking Seinfeld reference every time.
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It was like mildly funny when I was little but like this is gay.
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Clint is going to like he's going to have some severe damage like break his back or something like that.
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He looks like he's got like a weak back or weak ribs and shit.
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You know he doesn't do compound movements much.
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Clint goes to the gym and he makes someone lift for him.
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He does all workouts where he's sitting or lying down.
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Dude he's going to come out and be like yeah you're right.
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He's literally admitted to using lifting gloves.
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Like he would flip this script and be like yeah that's right.
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Because I want my muscles to look sexy so I can get bitches.
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But like he'd flip it and be like no you're the bitch.
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And he probably just works out just to maintain.
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All the kratom cups are in balance in his house.
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Yeah I can't do what I did like 6, 7 years ago.
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But then again I almost died like 14 years ago or whatever.
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He's like holding on to that pole in the subway.
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I'm avoiding like crumbling like train platforms and avoiding like feces and whatever.
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I'm fighting off homeless people that are trying to steal money from me.
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Someone pointed out I was in the pre-show shirtless.
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Bob Von Schio has given us two pictures and we're going to choose one of them.
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Will they read it or will we just cringe ourselves inside out of a Cole's early life?
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You have to have sex with a man and he has to come.
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Do you suck his dick or let him pound your starfish?
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My friends say take it in the ass because you just passively take it.
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They say if you suck his dick you're actively being gay.
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I say that I control the end point of the blow job.
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But what if he's slogging away back there after having jacked it 37 times that day already?
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His foot starts cramping up and before you know it it's been 42 minutes of him just sweating in your back and lazily pushing his half flaccid log into your numb asshole.
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Make him see God and get the fuck out of there.
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I mean I'll go ahead and say I'd suck the dick.
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Even with the 42 minute scenario I'd rather suck the dick than take in the butthole.
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Like because I mean you can do the we've all had lazy well I guess I say we all but like me and Top have had lazy blow jobs before.
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Like you can do the fucking lamest blow job you want.
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You can get to the fucking you can get to the point and you can get it done.
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Like your butthole is just the opposite side of your mouth.
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Yeah so it's like to me I'm like what's the difference sucking it with one hole or the other.
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Yeah you're receiving either way but the difference why the mouth is the way you want to go is because your asshole is not built to do that.
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Like your mouth can expand way more like you don't want to take a fucking cock.
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So you're telling me you don't take shits you don't take shits bigger than dicks?
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You've never taken a shit bigger than your own dick.
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Yeah but I've never taken my shit and taken it in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out.
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It's actually a great question because it is technically fucking you.
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If you refer back to episode three or whatever the fuck it was we came to the conclusion that it was that if it's a unit of fuck is when the dude busts.
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Yeah and at some point had to have been in the vagina too I think because you can't say like oh that was a mouth fuck.
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I mean I guess you could call it a qualify as a mouth fuck but that wouldn't be a fuck like it was just a beach.
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All you're saying is that it's the other side of this hole.
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Like if I had a tube right and I was just like here like this bottle and it had two holes so like an opening here and opening here you'd be like well this is the only one that counts.
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It's the same hole and you can flip it upside down it would be the same type of item.
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That's that's why we've determined it has to be penetrative sex in the vagina which is why we've determined only a man and a woman can actually have sex.
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Yeah fucking my kid just threw his cat in here.
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If Tower Gang contained a ship who would be captain and what would the vessel be named?
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Oh god this is one you need Clint here for I think.
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Like none of the wrestlers even really try to take any sort of like lead.
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I think that the interesting is who would be the captain.
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But I think we need Clint here for this conversation.
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First man I think might be cozier than captain.
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So I'm doing the best political show and then Elijah Schaefer show all in like IRL
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That would be fucking hilarious to wear that shirt.
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But if somebody does buy it you just put it back up.
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It's like and it's holding a fucking piece of shrimp.
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And all you really need to know is the one story.
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How do I not remember the name of the lobster place?
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That's better than what we could have come up with.
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Who is more likely to survive this election cycle?
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Who's more likely to survive this election cycle?
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But why would the body double be in any sort of danger?
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The one from 1988 that like lied about some shit like that.
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That guy died and they've been just fucking cycling.
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I just want to go back to the racist like 90s Biden.
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Can you imagine if they recycled Biden with like some totally cogent functioning 80 plus
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To play into your theory, which I do think is kind of insane.
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Like open fucking brain surgery because he had like an aneurysm.
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And according to his retelling of the conversation with his doctor.
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And turn on another fucking Clint clone or something like that.
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It was that other Clint body that was shorting out.
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This is why I'm getting more and more confident.
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Because we can't keep more than three people on screen.
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I would probably blow a dude before I get buttfucked.
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There could be permanent damage that's done by the buttfucking.
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There's obviously permanent damage that's emotionally done by sucking a dude's dick.
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It's polite to tell him when you're about to come.
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I'd like Clint to feel my argument about your mouth and your butthole being just two
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Is the mouth connected only to the anus or is it also connected to the vagina?
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If shit comes out one end and piss comes out the other, how is it not connected in some
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You think shit and piss come out the same tube?
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Food and liquid goes into the same fucking tube and they come out a different tube.
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That's one of the most intimidating things I've ever seen.
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You know how you got like a knuckleball specialist and they're like, we got this guy.
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He specifically throws a knuckleball every pit.
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What if you had this dude as like, this is our fucking vomit specialist.
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God damn it, don't step on my joke, you faggots.
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Raven does not look like he's in a good place right now.
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I heard you fucking guys were sucking ass and you didn't have coal when you needed somebody
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Why would you beat up a Trump supporter like that?
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But your boy's got hands, and I fucked everybody.
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I will tell you I like that you can't wrestle because you threw out on Twitter recently with
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this Bohemian Growth event like who should fight, and I was really thinking about it.
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And like of all the people who come to mind, I don't mean to sound cocky, but in this
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community, there's not a lot of people I'm that scared of or that I feel like would
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That I really want to fight, but you with the blonde hair.
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And I said, Jose beats the shit out of Cole every time.
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No, the aggression that Toad would bring and the pacifism that Cole would bring.
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Yo, you ever see a retard spaz out when you were a kid?
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Oh, well, then you joined the show at the perfect time.
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I do want to ask a professional opinion from Toad.
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My point being is, would that be effective as a pitch?
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Because I could see that throwing off the batter.
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The pressure that he wound up to throw that fucking caused him to burst.
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You don't keep a water bottle on the mound with you.
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You don't always throw the vomit ball every pitch.
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Why would it be that bad to have a fucking water bottle right there?
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If you're like a triple A guy who's been there for fucking six years and throwing a vomit
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Well, you just mix in every six pitches or so, you throw in a vomit ball.
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It's a 3-2 count, two outs, and you got to get this batter out.
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And then you vomit on your hand as you come around and just mask...
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With that kind of liquidity, curveball would be unbelievable too.
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Yeah, but what if you just can't control it and you walk the guy and lose?
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I just sheared all the skin off my toe knuckles.
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What is it about you going to MMA training that made you...
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You obviously look like you're an alcoholic right now.
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You look like a porn star at the point in their life when they're really starting to question things.
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You see his photo and then you read in the news the next day he overdosed.
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I thought it kind of gave me like a sexual luster.
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I'm saying usually how long does it take for that to grow out?
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I'm going to dye it again next week to keep it fucking going on.
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I like that leaky bug hole says I need to know Raven's V-cut shirt count.
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But he's got my hero as his profile picture, Guy Fieri.
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He looks like the guy you get snuff films from.
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If there's a snuff film connection, it's Raven.
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Hey, Raven, you normally come in like 3,000 decibels higher than us.
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But I was asking a question on Twitter, and Clint was trying to remain humble.
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When you're next to him, he feels like he's built out of wood.
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If you watch him fight on his own, you go like...
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He's an athlete, and he's also competitive, and he's also disciplined.
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I am pretty athletic, and I am a big guy, but I am not...
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I've knocked a bunch of people out just because I'm big and tall and strong, but that's it.
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I mean, it would be interesting, but I'd probably get fucking crushed.
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I don't think I could crash course in ground games good enough to go compete.
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Because he's been doing fighting for a while, I think, Sam Hyde.
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Dude, his forearm looks like it's filled with earthworms.
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He just looks like he's got an obscene amount of man strength.
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Which I have some, but I don't have like full man strength.
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Here, Tyler, pull up the picture I sent in the chat so you can understand how much bigger,
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Oh, that's a white hairless gorilla, obviously.
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Yeah, you may not like it, but that's peak male performance.
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The way he looks, he's obviously not worried about having his face damaged.
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Yeah, the ugliest motherfuckers are the best fighters.
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I'm not the tallest dude, but I felt like a baby next to him.
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Dude, he's got a fucking mongoloid on him, too.
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If you're watching the DAZN fight, they were commenting on the size of his fucking noggin.
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I don't think there's a human being on the planet that could KO that guy.
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Dude, if you just look at Sam Hyde, though, he looks like...
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He has the look that he would be fat, but he's like not.
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I mean, it looks like there might have been a time he was fat, but there was definitely
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I rarely do dumb jokes like that, so I gotta throw them in.
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Oh, just like every big influencer to fucking steal jokes.
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There's been multiple times where the chat will say something.
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In my mind, when I was imagining it, I heard Clint crying for like a second.
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And when you can really put yourself there, yeah, I think so.
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I don't know if you could dominate him that well.
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If I have to prevent it to stay alive, I don't think he can rape me.
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If it's like do or die, I don't think he's going to get it done.
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I think it is do or die when it comes to rape, pretty much.
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I want to say something crazy and unprecedented.
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I was coming back from fighting like a man, and I said, Tower Gang's playing.
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I turned it on, and Toad was talking, and he was very funny.
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He was saying like consecutively very funny things, and I was like, oh, shit.
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Do you think you took brain damage during training?
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I feel a little bit different, but I was listening to him.
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Maybe it was the inflection and the ups and downs of his voice.
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Maybe it was giving me the impression that he was funny.
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Oh, you had a real body high, and I don't know if you'd smoked weed or drank or whatever,
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but you were just in that vibe, and you're like, yeah, he's fucking spitting right now.
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There's a certain flow to his voice that is kind of soothing if you're into that small
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The last thing you can say about it, you could say a lot of things about Toad.
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Some of them could even be nice if you're crazy, but you cannot say his voice is soothing.
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I decided just right now that somebody in the Telegram will get one of these for free.
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We're doing like Lacoste, but we're doing fucking-
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Dude, that's one of the greatest shirts ever made.
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I said, this is the greatest shirt ever made, and I said, no one's going to buy it.
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So I'm going to give it to somebody, and I don't know what the parameters are yet.
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Keep it up on your site forever, because this will be one of those ones where when you die
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one day, it'll be like, oh my God, look at this.
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You're going to move 25 units in the next hour.
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And our fans are totally insane, and they will go to a fucking Fortune 500 gig tomorrow
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morning, rocking that during a meeting with their CEO.
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That's the one that I thought was too offensive, yeah.
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It really makes me think, why didn't I do this sooner?
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Whoa, good luck wearing that shit in public, homie.
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And what are you telling the people that ask you?
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That looks like you're wearing a shirt for your retarded cousin who died.
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I mean, that basically is true anyway, so that's what you can tell.
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You got to do the airbrush around it, you know, like, all right, baby boy.
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He looks like the retarded kid who the doctor said, like, he won't live past six or seven,
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and he made it to high school graduation, and he died right after.
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Actually, I caught the beginning, and you guys were cooking.
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This doesn't even capture the essence of all of it.
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I called a girlfriend that went to a different school and that cheated on him a lot.
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This is the context that you need to know to understand how crazy the story is.
00:47:33.120
He says he took that photo of himself as a selfie while he was giving his valedictorian
00:47:45.320
I always thought it was him ironically being goofy when I saw that photo.
00:47:53.740
This is how beautiful Cole is, and it's sad that he's not here, and he's replaced by some
00:47:57.480
shady dude with fucking blonde hair, but Toad was giving his, he was telling us about his
00:48:02.360
valedictorian speech, and Cole goes, oh, I gave one, too, and then the pictures pulled
00:48:09.560
He took a selfie, and then he goes on to say, like, yeah, I was having a rough time
00:48:15.680
He said, my girlfriend, she was, like, giving me a hard time, so I said, well, what was
00:48:19.680
she doing, and then it turns out she was cheating on him, and then you hear that whole
00:48:22.720
thing, oh, seven times, and then it goes to, yeah, but that's not the worst part, because
00:48:26.580
I used to eat her out with gummy bears in my mouth, because her pussy stank so bad.
00:48:34.020
My favorite part, my favorite part was the fact that the photo was literally him.
00:48:39.760
The photo was literally him taking a picture of the crowd behind him, but in the photo,
00:48:44.480
the crowd is, like, indiscernible, and he went to a tiny little school, so it was a
00:48:55.920
Dude, can we, all right, so then what we do have to appreciate is Cole has experienced
00:49:09.120
We found Toad's valedictorian speech recently and watched it, and I have to say, I feel
00:49:14.760
like Toad's riz somehow went to Toad, or went to Cole, when Toad, like, got out of high
00:49:25.760
This speech actually was, like, like, I wouldn't want to be friends with you, but you were,
00:49:36.740
You spoke, like, in a way that doesn't, like, it's not abrasive the way it is now.
00:49:46.080
Didn't you say there's shit that could, like, dox you in that or something?
00:49:50.280
So, like, I don't know if we just want to play it.
00:49:53.900
Play, like, go skip to the middle and listen to Toad speaking.
00:50:04.680
Oh, it's not like you tried to run for fucking president or anything and gave your fucking
00:50:08.740
clean information to the literal fucking government.
00:50:14.160
You literally gave your name and ran for president.
00:50:19.940
It's time for people to know who you really are.
00:50:34.360
I received many well-intentioned suggestions, such as rapping my speech, doing a stand-up
00:50:39.200
comic routine, or taking up most of my speech with a Mr. Gardner knee-slapper.
00:50:45.580
After days of deliberating, I decided to stay with a more traditional form.
00:50:51.340
He's like an outstanding member of the community.
00:50:53.340
My memories of Marshfield High are diverse and quite vivid.
00:50:56.700
Sights and sounds merge together in my mind, leaving me with a sense of pride for the
00:51:00.260
intellectual and emotional growth that we really have.
00:51:07.340
You're speaking out of the side of your mouth, and you're very slick with it, and this
00:51:13.180
He's like, I'm the smartest kid in this here school, see?
00:51:24.020
Do you guys remember Boston Toad when he did that for a while?
00:51:28.100
Now think of Boston Toad and watch that, and I don't feel like it matches up.
00:51:35.820
His stroke wiped away whoever the fuck he was for the first 30 years of his life.
00:51:55.420
This guy has sort of like a chubby jubilance about him.
00:51:58.160
Like I want to hug him and pinch his cheek a little bit.
00:52:01.180
I had another seizure, but I've not had another stroke.
00:52:03.760
Maybe you need to put on 50 pounds and shave your beard, and I'd like you a lot more.
00:52:09.160
I think it's more like 15 pounds, let's be real.
00:52:12.760
Looking at him during the speech, I still want to like run up there, throw his arm over
00:52:17.960
my shoulder and rock bottom him, but I feel like we'd be homies beyond that, you know?
00:52:22.740
I talked about my nicknames in that speech, and I talked about the bodyguard situation.
00:52:39.920
Guys, I was listening to an older episode this week where the kid named Carmine took you
00:52:44.640
and slung you over his shoulders, and that's how you broke your arm.
00:52:47.800
And the way you describe that is just so like...
00:52:53.960
The story where his arm gets caught in the escalator and it almost tears off.
00:53:02.460
I heard it, yeah, because I think you literally played it for me while we were in the van traveling
00:53:07.880
I want to ask the rest of you guys this, and I think that Top actually does this.
00:53:11.580
Do the rest of you guys just go back and listen to old episodes of Tower Gang?
00:53:22.840
I mean, maybe if it was like moments, but doing like a whole hour and a half, because
00:53:28.060
I remember moments like, oh, yeah, I'd like to see that.
00:53:37.840
Yeah, I don't think that Top does it for clips.
00:53:44.020
I think Top also does it for production purposes and understanding what landed and why, and then
00:54:03.960
If I can isolate just my own and not have to listen to you guys, that'd be great.
00:54:07.160
I forgot there was something I was listening to where you guys isolated just Toad's voice,
00:54:12.420
That was the episode where we found out he was also a fed.
00:54:37.060
He said he was going to kill himself in the pre-show?
00:54:45.140
It's just one of those things you just kind of go, okay.
00:54:52.980
You guys don't have any cool videos you were going to show me?
00:54:56.080
Do you guys want to talk about Israeli rape riots?
00:55:01.620
We have a laney edit, but I want to talk about this first.
00:55:14.060
I don't think we were ready to execute that, but the idea was Tyler was going to come
00:55:20.380
How about we just fucking not talk about this and just do it?
00:55:56.500
I got to tell you guys this story just because I feel like Tower Gang can make this funny.
00:56:01.900
If we're going to do a plug, we'll do it right after this.
00:56:07.260
She ran against Dr. Oz for the Senate in Pennsylvania, and Trump endorsed Oz and kicked her out.
00:56:13.200
And she's a fucking legend, and that should have never happened.
00:56:24.520
Young Americans for Liberty in Orlando this weekend, so come say hi.
00:56:42.060
But yeah, I'm going to be having Ken Silva on here soon to talk about what we know about
00:57:06.240
Yo, they didn't want to give me a pass until 48 hours ago.
00:57:25.380
I just said, yo, we got an exclusive deal with Rumble.
00:57:28.380
We would like to do our show live from your event.
00:57:30.920
It'll bring, you know, I don't know, 50,000, 100,000 viewers
00:57:33.480
that will now be privy to what Yowl's all about.
00:57:48.140
He walks around with his dick bouncing around in his sweatpants
00:57:59.380
I'm Tower Gang Toad and I do the Better Off Dead show.
00:58:02.140
Some idea Tim entertained and stringed me along
00:58:12.180
Now I've been slain labor for a man named Luke Radowski.
00:58:21.900
When you say it like that, your life sounds like Toad.
00:58:26.260
You know who Toad answers to on Better Off Dead?
00:58:32.580
You know how many Toad doesn't have t-shirts made
00:58:35.200
that are making fun of him in his stead on his show?
00:58:40.220
By the way, by the way, we did not point out the fact
00:58:43.500
that the most, like, news-reported tweet I've ever put out,
00:58:51.460
Edward Norton look-alike ends the tweet that goes super viral
00:58:54.320
and gets the New York Post, the Australian Post,
00:59:40.280
Oh, yeah, you're the lead singer from Limp Bizkit.
00:59:46.480
Yeah, we should all take the same profile picture.
00:59:53.160
You do, like, a little pinky out, too, don't you?
01:00:03.920
You guys need to understand the context for this photo.
01:01:05.460
You know he's wearing sweatpants in that picture.
01:01:36.840
I've never really looked at this picture before.
01:02:35.620
it just doesn't fit in this living room anymore.
01:04:45.540
She'd probably be a dope leg, but like, so would I if you made me a chick and made me, like,
01:04:50.500
you know, like, this guy thinks, like, he's got the best pussy.
01:05:35.900
If women have that capacity to clinch, I don't understand why more women don't just try and
01:06:18.140
Made of virtue of insanity that always seem to figure out about this love we have.
01:06:37.120
man fucking lady is getting better he's evolving to a weird level i tried to do like some weird
01:06:56.460
editing and and i'm like i'm just nowhere near as good as this that was ridiculous yeah this is
01:07:01.700
like and you've got a lot better and you're dog shit compared to him it's yeah it's bad he's getting
01:07:07.340
this is art man you're like chasing him but he's picking up speed he's getting exponentially better
01:07:12.600
there's no that was like yeah that was beautiful that made me if i didn't watch tower gang if i
01:07:17.920
didn't know it was a thing and i saw that edit i'd go i'm fucking i don't know what that show is but i
01:07:21.660
need it intravenously like that's fucking that was good dude that was good it's a whole vibe yeah i
01:07:28.600
like that song too what was that song anybody know the name virtual insanity jamiroquai i want
01:07:32.600
to fucking jerk off to that yeah it's a sexy song that is a sexy song it's like it's like top is a
01:07:41.000
uh he's like a middle reliever and then then laney's like shohei otani it's like oh this is something
01:07:47.540
else top is the fluffer and laney is like the the fucking hot ass bitch like that's exactly like
01:07:54.160
when you're not laying somehow that's more offensive than the analogy yeah no if you're
01:07:59.200
if you're not laying dick down the right way you fucking tag in laney laney comes and says i got it
01:08:03.980
don't worry and then like when you're like oh we're swapping dudes we need to keep it hard tops like i
01:08:08.840
got you yeah i just live vicariously through we can get by holy shit laney's working on an edit for my
01:08:15.400
uh most recent uh he also did one for the trump assassination breakdown that i did um it was but
01:08:21.680
like it's tough because you said the breakdown i thought he just did one for the trump for the
01:08:24.940
trump assassination i was like yo believe that actually actually yeah that would be amazing but
01:08:31.120
uh yeah i'm just thrilled to be working on them fucking super talented fucking talented trannies huh
01:08:36.880
just some dude just doing for shits and gigs just becoming the greatest editor on the planet just for
01:08:42.860
funsies for funsies yeah so give us money and we can bring them to new levels all right we're gonna go
01:08:48.340
after that and he's ours if you want more laney edits just continue to send us money so we can give
01:08:52.520
it all to him yeah literally that's like i think he's the only one getting paid like for real
01:08:57.740
theoretically any from this shit just so you guys know we're giving all of our money to laney
01:09:01.960
three years i've been working at this just to give a little bit of money to laney
01:09:08.980
this is the world we live in i slave away just to give my money to some fucking tranny
01:09:14.580
we're supporting we're supporting the trans community my hands look like this so her hands
01:09:24.700
you know what i do is he never even watches live anymore which is even more disrespectful i feel
01:09:32.040
like he used to because he's probably in the lab just fucking working on edits the entire time
01:09:35.900
i feel like it takes a long time dude like think about the all the elements like a lot of times the
01:09:40.620
music ties into it like so much like all of it it's just a work of art from like start to from
01:09:46.360
beginning to end you're like this all ties in together like for example that that edit did not
01:09:51.380
actually really have our best moments at all but it didn't fucking matter it didn't have to anymore
01:09:55.920
he just he towed to get tied together the right elements at some point at some point the edits
01:10:00.180
don't need us at all it's just gonna be dope videos that have nothing to do that had two
01:10:04.940
moments of complete silence from us yeah dude that was funny that was those are the best parts
01:10:10.020
i think he's doing ketamine or some shit while he's putting them together it doesn't make sense
01:10:14.200
why it's so like it's so deep and tied together he needs to figure out a way to like add less and
01:10:19.820
less of us until finally he's just playing his own edit because sometimes i feel like us like i feel
01:10:25.060
like we're distracting from whatever he's building the worst part the worst part eclipse he's expressing
01:10:31.600
a vibe though because that is our that is like a vibe that we have so it's like he is expressing
01:10:37.260
that like different i still think really abstract despite the fact that obviously he could do this
01:10:42.420
without us i think that there is still value to have our our little intermissions because like
01:10:47.180
i'll laugh and then i'm just like oh and then i'll laugh and then i'm ah so it's it's my point is that
01:10:53.180
he could he could actually probably get rid of those and still capture the he can capture the
01:10:58.940
correct essence so it's still in a certain meta sense it would still be like a tower gang edit even
01:11:04.700
though it had no tower getting anything in it be like true yeah that's that's the vibe though dog
01:11:10.160
what laney is doing is he's taking dope music and making it the backdrop to tragedy and somehow
01:11:20.500
that is like a masterpiece i don't know what it is it like speaks to something really deep you know
01:11:26.200
on like a subconscious level it's like why am i watching the towers fall to this really dope music
01:11:32.100
and loving it yeah what's what he's doing dying and it's us laughing what he's doing and i've i've
01:11:37.480
tried to do this for years like like to master the guitar you really have to learn like a lot of like
01:11:42.320
certain things but the reason you're learning this stuff is so that i can pick it up and then express
01:11:46.500
myself sounds gay but if i want to like if i feel this way and i want to play this way you have to
01:11:52.240
learn a lot of shit and i feel like he's already like mastered that part and now he's just telling us
01:11:56.480
how he feels right there and it's our laney's guitar it got yeah yeah really it and just like
01:12:03.260
freestyle oh i think any of us would um but the uh it's a competition the the name of the song
01:12:11.420
was also the name of the song was virtual insanity which is literally what we do it's a virtual world
01:12:16.940
that we're talking to each other and it's insane so can i also say that laney has the the greatest
01:12:22.040
taste in music of any individual i've ever come across like he's a lot of bangers dude you know
01:12:28.120
what i was brought you know hold on wait top this was brought to my attention today in the chat and
01:12:31.920
timeline cleanses apparently um uh clint was on union of the unwanted recently and said something
01:12:38.840
to i'm going to paraphrase it's something to the effect of clint is the craziest uh nigga he knows
01:12:45.180
in the way of like shit that he believes how dare you you know you know what i love about
01:12:50.680
every time he comes every time he uh he co-hosts the show he just come in it comes in here and he
01:12:55.700
lies and he just like he just like he lies and he stirs shit i don't know why you should take
01:12:59.660
ownership for the ridiculous shit that you say on other shows knowing that you know people like
01:13:04.600
okay okay can you can you finish what you don't believe in crisis actors can you finish out the
01:13:10.040
sentence of what i actually said because you're lying no you're leaving out the context why is union
01:13:14.360
and the union unwanted is a great show but it's like for some reason i want you all separated
01:13:19.600
i'll listen to liberty lockdown i'll listen to tinfoil hat i'll listen to macroaggressions too
01:13:23.900
many people i can't listen to them all together i don't know what it is what did you actually say
01:13:27.540
okay what i said was liar i said every time yeah of course he's not even gonna believe me but you
01:13:32.840
can go back and listen you piece of shit i won't listen every time i'm on that show i and i put and i
01:13:37.740
pointed it out that was the joke i was making i said in my regular life i'm the craziest person i know
01:13:42.660
by far but then on this show and i was talking about union of the unwanted i am the normie that was the
01:13:47.880
point i was making and it applies here too you are all fucking crazier than me this actually makes
01:13:51.600
more sense clint that the people that listen to timeline cleanse are retarded so what they told
01:13:55.940
they're the same people in this audience by the way i just i rest my case thank you good sir
01:14:01.960
it's retarded it's not there's no crossover it's the same fucking people yeah it's the exact same
01:14:07.280
people clint what is timeline cleanse that's very rude that's the way their way of spamming the live
01:14:16.240
algo by producing content all the time before we went into plugs no it's just my way it's just me
01:14:21.240
clint had a story i think before he went into plugs oh what was the story clint well fuck i did what
01:14:27.740
were we talking about i don't know your lady your lady or something like that that you interviewed
01:14:32.420
we're talking about your your picture okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay yeah
01:14:37.920
oh yeah that's she's talking about this is like she and i both cried on the show so i want to i
01:14:43.940
want to preface it with that this fucking guy how many fucking times have you cried three three
01:14:49.120
i'm not three i was gonna say i feel like you're like two cry for us now i can't it's only when it
01:14:56.480
touches me i'm not your fucking monkey when you hear this story yo you will know why good when you
01:15:02.880
hear this story you'll know why all right so she we we start to get into like this is like an hour
01:15:07.680
into the conversation and she and we start to talk about pro-life and she's like she's like even in
01:15:12.400
the case of rape and incest and i was like i was like whoa all right that's like pretty extreme and
01:15:19.000
then she goes she goes because of my my life and and i wouldn't be here if abortion uh was common
01:15:27.260
place for for cases of rape she's like i was like wait wait what and then she's like she's like this
01:15:33.000
is actually see i knew you'd make it funny so this is why we're gonna do it all right so i'm sorry i can't
01:15:37.960
help it then she tells me she tells you right babies can fuck like one of the babies like grown up you
01:15:45.400
know what they're born traumatized man yeah so like so she tells me wait she's half black peak
01:15:51.760
daddy issues like like dude peak daddy issues dude she's a freak wait so she's full black yeah yes
01:15:58.540
that's what i said okay so listen you're talking about people on your shit dude who are you the black
01:16:06.380
rape like you you you forcefully impregnate somebody just to leave them i told you last week that it's
01:16:12.740
she's she's feeding you a line of she fed you a line of bullshit clinton you cried for you cried
01:16:17.880
for no reason it's normal in that community yeah rape is normal she was born under normal
01:16:23.540
circumstances yeah you're right man this is this is taking a u-turn i don't know if i can coast
01:16:30.120
i want to make love in the club they're talking about rape rape so so i did not cry because of what
01:16:36.980
she said there i was caught off guard because she was like she's like people talk to me about this a lot
01:16:40.900
this is the first time i've brought it up and someone didn't ask me and i was like oh shit here
01:16:45.220
we go and then she tells me that her mother from the age of 11 to 14 was raped by her father and she
01:16:52.760
got pregnant at 14 and the family apparently came around her decided to to uh you know encourage her
01:16:59.080
to keep the baby she now exists and she's an amazing human being so like god bless but i being the
01:17:05.400
inquisitive insane person that i am so her father's her grandfather what kind of rape
01:17:10.160
what were you wearing were you asking for it well so it wasn't it wasn't incest it was some dude in
01:17:16.240
the town she grew up like dirt poor country poor right so like everybody knows everybody so this
01:17:21.220
dude is around like he doesn't get locked up he's just around um so i i i ask because it comes to my
01:17:27.760
mind because i'm thinking like like there's this innate drive to want to know your father right
01:17:32.180
so i ask her and i was like did you ever reach out did you have a relationship with him and she
01:17:37.560
immediately breaks down and i and i was like oh fuck i should not ask that and then and then she
01:17:42.600
goes yes actually and then she starts talking about god and and um and don't tell me that he raped her
01:17:47.520
too yeah i was just gonna say no no he raped her and she then had a rape baby they had a relationship
01:17:52.500
all through college uh and then he died after that but like it was so so powerful anyways um yeah i knew
01:17:59.080
you guys would make it racist and funny so let's move on so what kind of relationship did she have
01:18:04.320
with him throughout college i've been trying to make this light and funny but this is like even
01:18:09.380
for me you're like all right this is this is getting dark dude it is i don't know how long i can laugh
01:18:14.140
at this when when she started to talk about how like she was still very grateful to have those years
01:18:18.500
with her father even though like knowing who he was based off of the origin story i was like fuck
01:18:23.520
so they reconciled so he's also her grandfather is that is that what you said no it's not incest bro
01:18:30.100
no okay i thought you said her mother was raped by her father
01:18:41.580
dude imagine you were wearing that shirt when you interviewed her
01:18:47.440
she's like that what on your chest that's what happened i changed my mind we're talking about
01:18:54.820
that is a subject that comes up a lot of my other show that's the shirt i'm wearing on on uh best
01:19:00.080
political show got it dude that's sick dear to my heart great great choice anyways the episode came
01:19:07.300
out four hours ago you should go watch it after this you sick fucks why'd you bring that up here
01:19:13.420
what the fuck god man yeah my bad dude i thought i thought like because it was such a fucked story i
01:19:19.120
was like this is perfect for tower gang i was wrong it's too heavy i like that clint goes through
01:19:23.460
heavy shit during the day and then comes to tower gang to have the load lifted yeah that's literally
01:19:28.000
what i come here stab me in my soul dude i don't know i enjoyed the story i enjoyed the story
01:19:32.420
all right now i'm gonna kill myself and if i was gonna do that i would use the dough
01:19:39.680
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you should pay them you should start paying somebody perfect anti-rape device yeah i was gonna say
01:20:15.020
handle would slip right into your vagina just right and the the the fucking handle would block it and
01:20:20.180
then when they slide off then they're fucking gonna catch it like oof yeah you can see you can
01:20:25.140
have a concealed rape preventer is that what cole is actually doing when he shoves a razor at
01:20:30.500
nadeau is no longer a company they went under like two months ago oh shit oh the check's not
01:20:38.720
clearing so that's not true he's crushing definitely not crushing he keeps paying us pretty sure he died
01:20:44.060
i actually think he has a body soap or something like that like really seriously he's got more stuff
01:20:48.560
oh i want yeah he does he does the reason i know that is because he re-upped with liberty lockdown
01:20:52.640
and let me tell you he says that he has gotten he has he has gotten more i think he's done shit on
01:20:57.040
part of the problem he says he's gotten more sales from liberty lockdown than any show he's ever done
01:21:01.000
i was like that's fucking awesome i gotta get this clip's got an audience of shavers
01:21:05.500
i've never i've never asked a hairless just other bald dudes with goatees that are like
01:21:10.920
i'm just gonna get the goatee back i'm gonna get a red hat i'm just gonna do it
01:21:19.600
i'm not opposed to doing it let's do it i'll do it too yeah i'm not sure you guys should all join
01:21:24.280
me that'd be fucking sick i don't think it works when you're five seven i just don't think it works
01:21:28.360
when you're five seven no you're right but it'd be funny you can't tell how tall i am i don't know
01:21:32.180
if we do like a side by side then it's cool you know i'm not joking i'm changing my picture my
01:21:36.900
profile picture to that oh i believe i have a red hat i have a red snapback i'll put the snapback on
01:21:43.240
if it's not fitted it ain't clint it'll be close enough you son of a bitch it needs to be a san
01:21:48.240
diego padres fitted hat it's a san diego you know what fucking team it is that's impressive of course
01:21:52.860
so are we really not at all going to address the rape riots like literally we have to talk about it
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yeah i thought that's what clint just said our current events yeah right current events have gone
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to the point we have we have multiple rape stories we need to talk about today current events have
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gone to the point where we can just present you the news and we don't need to put a spin on it
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and you're like look at that shit guys and that's gone there you go that's all of it uh yeah they're
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literally raping for the right or raping for the right to rape writing for the right to rape yeah
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writing for the right to rape in israel which is yeah yeah the israeli military is raping gay rape
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by the way yeah gaily raping was gay palestinian soldiers i believe and a bunch of israelis are
01:22:34.100
abbreviated gaping it's gay sexual violence yeah and a bunch of israelis are protesting for the right to
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rape and it's allegedly because they did raping was that was that the case you know they they
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they literally asked paralyzed i think it was i don't know if it was a knesset or what they raped
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him till he was paralyzed that's what i heard somebody i don't know how reliable that is but
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that's what i heard i heard his assholes damage but you know how long your dick has to be to slap a spine
01:22:59.100
no no no they literally with a rod i saw somewhere it was like they said molten but i'm assuming that
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just meant it was like hot rod you know is that raping that it's hot rod again is it is that raping
01:23:09.260
your dick yeah bro yeah i i don't think there should be a different word for it like they're basically
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your dick it's brooming yeah right you know what you know what happened to qaddafi it's like the same
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thing oh yeah yeah and we don't say he got raped we say he got qaddafi we made up a whole
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fucking word for it exactly it's true but it just sounds like we don't like talking about it
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the jews are basically what it is it's sexual torture so then are they are the are the israelis
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are they petitioning to to rod them or are they petitioning to penetrate them with their erect they're
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literally in the knesset actually i think they're done now but they were in the knesset there are videos
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out there of them bickering about like what like the legality and like not even is it rape but can we
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rape like that's that's where they're not jews and so if it's a non-jew it's a yeah it's not that
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it's not an offense it's just a significantly it's actually you know what it is that it's not rape
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because they're like well it's not rape because they're not a human is basically yeah they're using
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the the talmudic argument for it they're like we're raping goys so it's it's legal that's what
01:24:10.380
the argument is run it run it run it run it yeah this is not even a real language this is
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it's just a half hour of clearing your throat pause it pause it the entire jewish dialect and
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language is just a lie like everything else they do they're not talking they're just like they're
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just warming up to talk like they're making noises not one word i haven't heard it's like ants they
01:24:56.140
just kind of like make vibrations and noises and you just know like but they don't know maybe maybe
01:25:01.020
jewish people are it's a language of run-on sentences it sounds like a run-on sentence they're
01:25:06.300
speaking in tongues you to death where you're like fine just rape them fine there's no there's no
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there's no beginning or end to the words it's just one long listen listen to it it's just one long
01:25:16.460
word watch oh now he pauses that was one word that was a long-ass word and this is all about
01:25:30.540
whether or not they should rape them it goes hard in a second should we rape no we shouldn't rape i
01:25:37.100
think we should rape fine we should rape there it's done
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so he's telling them to rape yeah he's he's literally defending
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we will right i love that you've got all those people there at that big-ass table to talk about
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that that's insane yeah yeah that's an official meaning about whether or not they should rape this
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is just honestly just being just being challenged on it and he is pissed yeah he's like they release
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to do this and he's like yeah obviously that's gonna be that's gonna be trend it's gonna be
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transcribed and that's gonna be put into the talmud afterward because talmud is just the book of
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arguments and yeshiva is going to have to study that in like five years that's going to be in the
01:26:31.900
talmud that's already it's already in there that's what they're using to argue but the wild thing is
01:26:36.220
they the rape side won they let the fucking prisoners go because they arrested some of the idf for this
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shit and that's what the riots were over they're literally trying to break them out of prison and it
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wasn't just the fucking like idf members it was literally members of the knesset their fucking congress
01:26:51.420
or where the we're also joining them trying to get them to fucking let it out wild
01:26:56.460
fake country real rape incredible debate is designed to exhaust the opponent until they just
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throw the towel in that's what happened fine you can rape whatever rape go on i'm gonna i'm gonna
01:27:11.260
play devil's advocate on this one i think it's kind of cool oh wait which part no it's definitely cool
01:27:17.500
to have like a society that's like be as racist and rapist as you want we do what the we want just
01:27:24.860
not to us all right just not the energy the energy was like was like listen faggot like why are you
01:27:32.540
even bringing this up that we shouldn't do this like you know that we just do this shit like we're
01:27:37.020
and that's dope for is is rape hell like they're all moving in the same direction as like an entire
01:27:42.300
country man i wish it was like that you had issues right imagine america falls and you have to break
01:27:47.500
into factions and you have tower gang and then tower gang has like yeah we don't rape each other but like
01:27:52.540
fuck other niggas that ain't tower gang like rape them i don't get right yeah you know you know what
01:27:56.380
it reminds me of it's like if there was a eight minute video of george floyd and then there was
01:28:01.900
like a massive riot to get that cop out of jail and they're like they're like dude they're like no
01:28:08.300
fuck that dude we fucking kneel on anybody around these parts that's what they're doing they're just
01:28:14.220
nigger fights here with tower gang we are allowed to rape anybody who ain't one of us they're the
01:28:21.660
tower they're the uh laney goys oh laney goys they're writing to get what's his name what's the name
01:28:29.340
of the fucking cop i can't remember his name derek show yeah they're writing to get derek show not
01:28:33.420
a prison as opposed to the opposite that was right there it's not it's not officer he's like he's like i
01:28:38.700
have a shrine to him i have a shrine to him in my home that i broke okay but let's let's talk about
01:28:43.420
that though let's talk about that if if we should have rioted to get derek show now because what he
01:28:48.860
did what he did was way less egregious than what these guys did and and this dude was like passing
01:28:55.180
fake he was on fent he was all up listen a weak neck i mean a logical society would have said
01:29:01.740
do what you got to do with him we can't have that he's passing fake 20s but he's tweaking in the
01:29:06.700
street it's not too late we could bust him out yeah he's still in prison we could do it anytime
01:29:10.140
we want there you go let's go let's just let's do a towering raid yeah yeah anybody that gets in our
01:29:15.500
way we rape them when derek show is released america will have been healed pretty sure just
01:29:20.300
this discussion is a felony so uh just want to clarify joking in my uh yeah i was serious so i always keep
01:29:28.220
this fake hollywood money in my car so when a homeless person asks for money then i give him like a fake
01:29:34.540
five dollar bill so i feel good about myself they feel good and then when they go to use it they
01:29:39.980
get arrested so i'm actually like helping clean up the community getting them off the street i don't
01:29:45.500
mind that that's not i love that we should all do that that is literally gavin newsom now you guys
01:29:50.620
realize that he he has through executive order just dictated all the homeless encampments are gone in
01:29:55.820
california over the next couple weeks it's nuts this dude could have done this any time i had to leave the
01:30:00.860
goddamn state and then he's just like oh wait they passed over me for the the replacement of
01:30:05.100
joe biden i gotta fucking actually deal with this shit now and it's gone back back to cali cali let's
01:30:10.940
fucking go bro modern problems require modern solutions it's just so it's so irritating that
01:30:16.140
he would he just does it for political didn't he clean this shit up when uh yummy oh yeah whatever
01:30:22.380
he came now let me let me ask you clint you think he's cleaning it up and making it like that
01:30:29.420
just for political reasons or do you think that there's like a weird spiritual aspect to this
01:30:33.180
because why else would you do that i just said he wants to be the president of the united states
01:30:38.300
why would you let it get that bad and then no for the no clearly that the answer is to clean it up
01:30:43.740
you're doing it on purpose what kind of demons no because in order to to stay in power and to be
01:30:48.940
the governor of california he needed a soros bucks soros wants unlimited immigration he wants there to be
01:30:54.860
soft on crime laws he wants all of these things so in order to be funded by soros he had to be this
01:30:59.660
guy why does now now he wants to be the president well because soros is a probably a demon do you
01:31:06.220
think that you go like look i need you to bend me i need you to get me like a certain amount of money
01:31:11.420
but do you think that soros ever looks at these people and he's like uh also i demand sex yeah oh
01:31:18.140
sure yes that's pretty cool that's a cool move if you're i demand a blood sacrifice so and ass
01:31:24.860
yeah i i demand high rodding of palestinians that's mild compared to what the israelis are
01:31:29.660
doing right now so that's true like that's soros doing he's making a fucking exchange like a deal
01:31:34.620
they're like we're gonna rape you we'd have an established whether or not it's a pull of our or
01:31:38.780
our penises but soros they probably literally traded child slaves you know at least for a night or
01:31:44.620
something like that what soros no soros and uh newsom if they didn't fuck themselves they
01:31:49.500
probably traded kids or something yeah i would imagine yeah something like that you look at those
01:31:54.460
missing people probably uh you ever look at the maps where it's like the most missing peoples in
01:31:59.260
the country and then you overlay a map of the underground caverns in the country and they they're
01:32:04.060
a perfect match and i feel like when you have uh california has a has you know northern cali is
01:32:09.740
where a lot of people end up going missing it's a lot of national parks and
01:32:13.260
national parks right yeah and i feel like newsom maybe he's got a deal maybe soros is clapping the
01:32:19.180
cheeks of missing strangers in national parks and uh you know sucking a little bit of blood and then
01:32:23.980
every once in a while uh newsom has to kiss the tip that's probably it i don't think i don't think
01:32:28.540
soros pushes it that far i think he's probably just like you know kisses the tip and then he goes
01:32:35.500
and then you know that's it i think that's probably the end of it i don't think he has for like
01:32:38.860
penetration i don't think there's a better way to end the show uh you guys want to go to the penthouse
01:32:45.500
we're going to do it we're going to do our fights over on the penthouse let's do it yeah we can oh
01:32:48.540
yeah do you have any dave oh i don't have any n-word fights prepared but i do have stuff that people
01:32:53.660
sent me honestly i was going to bail on you guys really soon it's kind of you can do that too
01:32:57.980
i was going to leave you um because my wife was like you can go play with these idiots hey just just
01:33:03.740
just pretend that you'll be in the penthouse and then you can leave so yeah i'm gonna be in the
01:33:06.940
penthouse we're gonna watch nigger fights and uh it's gonna be great oh we forgot about a raid
01:33:14.620
yeah great it's not we didn't forget you're right here you're still live yeah well i know i'm
01:33:19.020
well we were like rapping and then i want to tell you who's here i'll tell you how do how do we raid
01:33:23.100
how do you do that yeah it's a great idea do a nigger tower on somebody else's stream no you don't
01:33:27.980
tell them you just dump their audience into a channel yeah yeah and then they do that though uh
01:33:31.900
uh dr drew raids my show with luke every like almost every night it's awesome that is really
01:33:40.940
cool but you talk about it a lot i wish you'd stop so uh okay because it's neat it is neat i'll give
01:33:46.140
you that uh nobody diamond and silk freedom channel blazing press uh the indoctrination matt gates is
01:33:53.660
oh no dump dump the tower gang audience into kike fag kike fag kike wave night wave night wave
01:34:00.380
is on um night wave is uh revenge of the cis it's uh mersh i really want to get matt gates also
01:34:06.780
slightly offensive uh elijah schaefer is also yeah oh that'd be that'd be good yeah elijah
01:34:11.340
schaefer's if you do it to matt gates just talk about how uh unbelievably stunning his wife is
01:34:16.540
oh uh it looks like elijah schaefer is live on the streets interviewing black women you probably
01:34:24.540
won't see it then yeah i might not see it i really think matt gates kike faggot you could take
01:34:29.820
faggot uh wait robert uh robert stone uh roger stone we did him last time no no no roger's my homie
01:34:37.260
don't send our we already did that once did you really yeah oh that's a terrible thing to do nick
01:34:43.100
fuentes x22 report is kind of fun nick fuentes no if we send our audience to nick fuentes they'll
01:34:48.700
never come back no i i like it what what do we tell what do we call him what do we what do we call
01:34:54.620
them over there what's the tower faggot kike faggot still works kike faggot i would just do uh federal
01:35:00.220
agent in tower form yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah doesn't have the pot no kike faggot right fed right fed
01:35:06.780
faggot um fed fag just fed fag over and over and over and over and over wait wait wait the my
01:35:14.060
pillow guy the my pillow guy is also live oh my god no i'll leave him alone he's a recovering crack
01:35:21.340
addict we can nick fuentes it is all right guys do you guys know how to do it guys this is it kike fed
01:35:28.300
beaner faggot beaner faggot's fun that's too many words though fed fag is perfect it's the same
01:35:33.260
amount of it's the same length as a nigger tower there you go great fed fag i don't know how to do
01:35:38.300
this where did clint go clint doesn't understand the concept here no he has no idea no guys i don't
01:35:43.580
know how to do the raid so um all right go to slash are you logged in the url i'm not i'm not
01:35:49.900
logged into tower gang rumble so you got to do it somebody's gotta be logged into tower i'm just typing
01:35:54.860
in this you're just in google boomer you are doing it it looks like you're doing it yeah but i'm not
01:36:01.420
i'm not logged in from the tower gang account so tyler if you are in nephilim death squad
01:36:06.060
yeah all right fuck it let's just go to that was bad that was all right play the outro
01:36:10.620
it's the tower power hour slut to the tower power hour bitch no way jose liberty lockdown
01:36:22.460
coal top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
01:36:29.660
lock is truth a same with lobster cole and jose toad is sick no way jose
01:36:36.940
it's the tower power hour slug they made day smith all his tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
01:36:42.060
tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang they made