Tower Gang - Ep 19 - Cyprian's Midget Sex w⧸ Top Lobsta, Liberty Lockdown, Josh Smith & Reed Coverdale

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00:00:16.180 Hey, what's up?

00:00:17.320 We're back with another Tower Power Hour.

00:00:19.340 It has been an awesome week in Twitter, and we're going to go talk about it.

00:00:23.220 So today we've got here toad again, always here with us,

00:00:26.700 the fat bald man that runs Liberty Twitter.

00:00:29.360 And then we also got – he's a little fat.

00:00:33.200 I'm fatter than Fat Dave.

00:00:34.760 He's fatter than Fat Dave.

00:00:37.100 And then we got Top Lobster, the artist of Liberty Twitter in here,

00:00:42.120 looking awesome with his personalized hat, looking really nice.

00:00:47.460 How you doing, Lobster?

00:00:49.440 Doing good, man.

00:00:50.480 What's going on, guys?

00:00:52.240 What's up?

00:00:53.380 A little disingenuous.

00:00:54.540 We were just talking here, but let's put it on for the show, right?

00:00:57.320 Like I just said before the show, I'm not wearing your merch for once

00:01:01.340 because it would be like wearing the band's merch at the band's show.

00:01:05.000 So I'm not doing that today.

00:01:06.880 Yeah, I'm glad you didn't groupie it up.

00:01:08.300 That would be weird.

00:01:09.460 Yeah.

00:01:10.240 I thought you were going to say Kruiper it up.

00:01:13.600 Yes, in peace, Nick Fuentes.

00:01:14.840 I was going to say Will Fite's not in here.

00:01:17.360 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:01:18.520 We're going to make fun of every Nick on this show.

00:01:22.700 Dude, I was thinking about this earlier.

00:01:25.040 I was like, how many shows do you get in before you stop saying the number

00:01:28.280 at the beginning of the podcast?

00:01:30.040 Like, how many to do before you're just like, ah, fuck it.

00:01:34.540 They can see it in the description.

00:01:35.800 Who gives a fuck?

00:01:36.740 Tom Woods still does it.

00:01:37.900 He's like, Tom Woods Show, episode 1746.

00:01:41.580 He's a boomer.

00:01:42.620 He's a fucking boomer.

00:01:44.820 Yeah, he's seriously.

00:01:45.480 Which, by the way, talking about artwork, you just drew Tom Woods.

00:01:49.440 Oh, yeah.

00:01:50.280 Yeah, that one.

00:01:51.000 Oh, yeah.

00:01:52.520 I use my platform as Josh's artist to just take shots at people that I like.

00:01:59.840 So, yeah, I drew him in a Hawaiian shirt.

00:02:02.760 That was a fun one to do.

00:02:04.220 That came out pretty cool.

00:02:05.560 Michael Miles made an appearance in there.

00:02:06.940 I did have a question because I saw you had Steven Kinsella on,

00:02:10.780 and you had the Ludwig von Mises pieces.

00:02:13.800 Yeah, yeah.

00:02:14.260 Like, logo on them.

00:02:14.940 Does he run that?

00:02:16.340 Or is that just a joke that I don't get?

00:02:19.760 What do you mean, does he run it?

00:02:21.840 Does he run it?

00:02:22.440 Oh, does he run that page?

00:02:23.540 No, no.

00:02:23.920 Yeah.

00:02:24.580 That's a different guy.

00:02:25.560 Yeah.

00:02:26.100 Ludwig von Mises pieces.

00:02:27.380 I don't know if he wants his name out there,

00:02:28.920 but a really cool guy.

00:02:30.660 I'm in contact with him because he's like, you know,

00:02:32.520 another Liberty artist.

00:02:33.520 So, I asked him a while back.

00:02:36.620 I was like, I was thinking about just taking his piece

00:02:39.880 and just putting it as the art piece

00:02:41.860 and then, like, scratching off his name,

00:02:44.160 like, as if I'm stealing his intellectual property.

00:02:47.400 I was like, it would just be a little lazy if I did it.

00:02:49.980 So, I was like, fuck it.

00:02:51.300 But I did want to, like, you know, give him a shout out on there.

00:02:54.400 So, when I did Olivia Rondell,

00:02:58.040 how I put the system, No System, their t-shirt,

00:03:01.600 it's like a Thomas Sowell t-shirt that she was wearing.

00:03:03.740 Yeah, it's No Sis No's.

00:03:04.960 Yeah, I actually have a couple of their shirts,

00:03:06.880 which I could pump on the show at some point.

00:03:09.540 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:10.200 They're dope.

00:03:10.820 So, I left, like, that design on there

00:03:13.220 and I told them, like, oh, you know, I like your shirt.

00:03:16.240 Yeah, so, I don't know.

00:03:17.440 I'm just trying to put people out there, yeah.

00:03:19.820 I was wondering because I saw this, like,

00:03:21.440 I just saw Ludwig von Mises pieces on, like, Stephen Cancilla

00:03:23.560 and I was like, why is he on?

00:03:25.480 I was like, does he run it?

00:03:26.780 That'd be pretty awesome that I've actually been talking

00:03:28.920 with Stephen Cancilla this whole time.

00:03:30.540 I didn't even know it.

00:03:31.920 Yeah, he wasn't being a dick on Twitter this time.

00:03:35.100 Yeah, exactly.

00:03:37.320 Dude, Cancilla is so different in real life, too,

00:03:39.500 because, like, I think both of us met him at Porkfest, right?

00:03:41.920 And it's like, I mean, I knew that was the case anyway,

00:03:43.640 but he's, like, an ass on Twitter

00:03:45.640 and then, like, in real life, he's not like that.

00:03:47.580 At least, you know, when I met him, he certainly wasn't.

00:03:50.300 I didn't get to meet him.

00:03:51.820 I didn't get to meet him or Tom Woods

00:03:53.440 because I was like, oh, no.

00:03:54.940 Oh, yeah.

00:03:56.120 I was just kind of moving around.

00:03:57.080 He must have left that morning or something, yeah.

00:03:59.500 Yeah.

00:03:59.940 The morning of the day that they came in,

00:04:01.520 I think he must have left.

00:04:02.420 I don't know.

00:04:03.100 I saw them.

00:04:04.120 I did see them.

00:04:04.800 I walked by them, but, like, when they're mobbed with people,

00:04:07.160 I don't want to, like, go up and just bother them.

00:04:10.000 I had nothing to say anyway, so I was like,

00:04:12.080 hi, Stephen.

00:04:13.400 I was like, hey, get the fuck out of here.

00:04:14.900 Yeah, I was just biding my time being, like,

00:04:18.060 the creepy dude in the back, and then I, like, go up to Tom.

00:04:20.420 I'm like, hey, by the way, I run a certain alt Twitter account.

00:04:24.780 I'm Tom Weeds, man.

00:04:28.380 He was so excited.

00:04:30.220 I don't know if Josh will ever be able to get him on,

00:04:32.700 but if he somehow ever gets on Michael Malice,

00:04:34.600 how excited are you to be drawing Michael Malice?

00:04:37.360 And, like, what are you thinking you're going to draw him as?

00:04:40.140 Did you see my latest post today?

00:04:43.120 I don't think I saw it.

00:04:44.340 One of my latest ones.

00:04:45.180 It's just like I said, happy birthday, Michael,

00:04:47.080 and I put one of his quotes and him throwing the white pills.

00:04:49.900 So I drew that to try to get him to, like, notice and come on the show,

00:04:55.020 but he didn't come on the show.

00:04:56.760 But he actually did, which is better than coming on the show,

00:04:59.420 is he, like, retweeted.

00:05:01.680 Remember that Disneyland thing Josh was doing?

00:05:04.140 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:05:04.680 He was, like, raising money.

00:05:05.280 Yeah, so he retweeted, and he's, like, spite-fund these people

00:05:08.080 because, you know, there's a bunch of people

00:05:09.200 of fucking assholes out there.

00:05:10.540 Like, they're telling him, like, they want his kids to die.

00:05:12.820 Yeah, when Josh was grifting, basically?

00:05:14.300 Yes, yes.

00:05:16.420 Number one grifter.

00:05:19.080 Yeah, totally ridiculous.

00:05:20.680 Yeah, just personal attacks all over the place.

00:05:22.780 And, like, the dude's trying to bring seven children, you know,

00:05:26.680 to Disney World or Disneyland or whichever it is.

00:05:29.380 Like, let him do it, man.

00:05:30.500 Like, yeah.

00:05:31.960 I learned a lot from Josh, man.

00:05:33.160 You think of the stimulus check he got with all those kids?

00:05:36.620 He would have been able to come to Disney World.

00:05:39.200 You know, that stimulus check is responsible for, like,

00:05:41.380 half the inflation.

00:05:45.660 They actually have a line item in the U.S. budget.

00:05:49.180 It's, like, Josh Smith's family.

00:05:53.880 Yeah.

00:05:54.400 But, yeah, so, yeah, Michael Malice retweeted, and he was, like,

00:05:58.040 oh, you know, go and spite-fund these guys because, you know,

00:06:01.300 they're assholes.

00:06:02.020 And they did, and they raised a good amount of money from them.

00:06:03.940 So, in a sense, that's, like, better than coming on the show,

00:06:06.900 but maybe you will.

00:06:08.080 And I did one for Eric July.

00:06:10.040 I was, like, just to kind of – yeah, I told Josh, I'm, like,

00:06:12.680 I want to drill everyone in Liberty Twitter that I like from, I don't know,

00:06:17.700 top to bottom.

00:06:19.040 And then – so, I got to Eric July, and I was, like, hey, come on.

00:06:22.540 Top to bottom?

00:06:23.020 We need to be naked for this?

00:06:24.780 Top to bottom?

00:06:25.980 You need me to pose?

00:06:27.200 Hey, I already did that.

00:06:28.900 Let's say, Toad, you already have it.

00:06:30.400 He's not up there.

00:06:32.360 Is that what you're going to use?

00:06:34.040 Show dong, Toad.

00:06:36.280 That's the only thing I didn't show.

00:06:39.580 I can't believe that Eric July hasn't been on Joshua Smith's show already

00:06:44.140 because, I mean, he's, like, in the Mises Caucus, isn't he,

00:06:47.500 or at least part of –

00:06:48.380 No.

00:06:49.100 No, okay, maybe.

00:06:50.320 Yeah, he's not even an LP guy.

00:06:51.800 He's smart.

00:06:52.980 He's staying away from that shit.

00:06:53.860 That's true.

00:06:54.580 That's true.

00:06:55.460 Yeah.

00:06:55.600 But he did contact me.

00:06:58.100 He said he liked it and all that.

00:06:59.920 So, I don't know.

00:07:00.280 We'll see if he gets on the show.

00:07:02.060 But then it's, like, now if Malice goes on the show,

00:07:04.060 I feel like I have to do a different art piece for him

00:07:06.720 because we've already seen that.

00:07:08.480 I know.

00:07:08.660 I don't know what to do.

00:07:10.280 Oh, man.

00:07:10.860 There's so much stuff you can do.

00:07:12.020 You can always, like, draw him.

00:07:12.520 Don't give him ideas.

00:07:15.800 Well, you can always draw him at, like, draw him as the question

00:07:19.260 that he went to when he went on fucking –

00:07:22.560 Oh, the Riddler?

00:07:23.100 Well, yeah, the Riddler, but also when he went on the one guy's show,

00:07:28.240 the conservative gay guy.

00:07:31.380 That's all of them.

00:07:32.160 Which one?

00:07:32.840 Oh, Dave Rubin.

00:07:34.400 Dave Rubin.

00:07:34.820 He went on the Dave Rubin show and he wore the fucking mask.

00:07:37.560 Oh, yeah.

00:07:38.280 But then how would that work?

00:07:39.380 It would just be, like, a blank face?

00:07:41.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:07:42.520 Like I said, it's easy, but –

00:07:45.560 Or do him in the – when he went on Lex Friedman or whatever

00:07:49.000 and he did, like, the opposite color suit of him.

00:07:51.460 So it looked like – it was kind of like –

00:07:53.320 like Lex Friedman kind of wears a suit that looks like he's, like,

00:07:55.560 a member of the Hives or something.

00:07:56.820 Draw him as fucking Superman.

00:07:57.540 Draw him as Superman.

00:07:58.740 He would love that.

00:08:00.180 Yeah.

00:08:00.940 He did it on Tim Pool, right?

00:08:02.640 Yeah, he went on Tim Pool.

00:08:03.620 Or his actual –

00:08:05.380 does his comic book character actually have, like, a costume?

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00:08:22.660 Hashtag make a play.

00:08:25.280 They wear dresses a lot.

00:08:26.520 You mean the one with Tom Woods?

00:08:28.080 No, no, his actual comic book.

00:08:29.840 Remember that one guy?

00:08:30.520 He always talks about it, that he had –

00:08:31.940 That's what I was going for with that one.

00:08:34.100 His wings look like wax, but people are like, oh, is that cum?

00:08:37.140 Like on his own, like, what do you mean?

00:08:39.640 Like, oh, he's shooting white pills out of his dick.

00:08:41.620 I'm like, grow up, people.

00:08:42.980 This took a long time to do.

00:08:46.160 Oh, my God.

00:08:47.860 It would be funnier if that was the case.

00:08:50.240 But I thought you were talking about Nick again.

00:08:52.040 That's how Isabella Riley sees it.

00:08:54.620 Oh, Jesus.

00:08:56.580 I'm sorry, Isabella.

00:08:59.760 I thought you were talking about Nick Ashley for a minute.

00:09:02.460 They were the wax wings because we always call him Nick-er-us

00:09:04.880 because he flies too close to the sun on Twitter.

00:09:07.960 Yeah.

00:09:08.220 He's Vader.

00:09:09.680 He's made it pretty far on this one, actually.

00:09:11.840 He's done pretty well.

00:09:13.200 Yeah.

00:09:13.580 Over 2,000.

00:09:14.780 Yeah.

00:09:15.080 I know.

00:09:16.140 I'm expecting another ban.

00:09:17.620 I don't know how he hasn't gotten it.

00:09:18.620 I don't know how I haven't gotten it yet, but I don't know.

00:09:21.780 I mean, I just did the Hitler Pit Vipers one.

00:09:24.960 The Pitler Viper.

00:09:26.620 Hitler Viper.

00:09:27.220 Did you see that?

00:09:28.980 Oh, Fat Dave was not on Twitter over the weekend.

00:09:32.580 I think this was like last night.

00:09:33.880 Yeah, that's all right.

00:09:33.920 Pit Vipers tweeted out, you know, they're basically the official sunglasses of White

00:09:40.080 Boy Summer now.

00:09:40.820 And they got pissed because Nick Fuentes was wearing them in that video.

00:09:44.840 And they tweeted out something about people making too big a deal out of it and whatever.

00:09:51.900 But they were actually making a huge deal out of it and complaining that Fuentes was wearing

00:09:56.060 them.

00:09:56.320 And I'm like, you're making too big a deal out of it.

00:09:58.660 And I quote tweeted it.

00:09:59.820 And I used that.

00:10:00.460 We have a Tower Gang meme from back in the day when we actually did Towers.

00:10:04.400 And we had a post-Tower spam that was Hitler.

00:10:07.640 I think it said, what is it, Live Laugh Tower, I think, Adolf Hitler.

00:10:11.880 And it's a picture of Hitler with the Pit Vipers.

00:10:14.740 So I quote tweeted it with that.

00:10:17.700 Oh, shit.

00:10:18.520 What a dumbass company.

00:10:21.380 You've got to like lean into it, man.

00:10:23.100 Just like you would think like I'd understand like everybody like all these companies are

00:10:27.160 so scared that they're going to get canceled.

00:10:29.000 But it's just like there's so many like funny right-wing people that would just be like,

00:10:34.440 yeah, I'll buy your shit if you like actually back one of our people.

00:10:38.000 Like don't even back or just don't back down.

00:10:40.480 Yeah.

00:10:40.700 Or maybe just realize you make stupid glasses for stupid people.

00:10:44.240 Yeah.

00:10:45.300 And like the type of people that are wearing a glass, like they must know who their target

00:10:48.760 demographic is, right?

00:10:50.020 And it's – I'm pretty sure it's not like –

00:10:51.860 You're not Ray-Bans, okay?

00:10:53.560 Yeah.

00:10:54.200 Yeah.

00:10:54.600 It's not elite coastal liberals, okay?

00:10:56.820 Like the people that wear your glasses are like mullet –

00:11:00.520 Yeah, they wear mullets.

00:11:01.800 They have mullets.

00:11:02.840 Just say Florida.

00:11:05.660 Florida.

00:11:06.220 Florida.

00:11:06.660 Florida wears good glasses, yeah.

00:11:08.440 Yeah, lean into it, man.

00:11:09.660 These people are fucking – they suck, man.

00:11:11.360 I don't know.

00:11:12.600 Nick Fuentes sucks too.

00:11:13.800 That video was so – I wanted to kill myself.

00:11:16.560 It was so bad.

00:11:17.800 I was trying to watch it.

00:11:19.280 I'm like, oh my god.

00:11:20.360 And the kids following him too.

00:11:23.280 I've never watched one thing with Nick Fuentes in it.

00:11:26.380 I didn't even watch the one when he was on with Dave.

00:11:28.440 I never watched one thing with Nick Fuentes.

00:11:29.620 So I don't even like – I don't even understand like what the big deal is about him.

00:11:34.320 I'm probably missing.

00:11:34.980 They're like probably like, oh, he like loves Hitler.

00:11:36.920 And I'd be like, oh, okay.

00:11:37.760 Well, I mean, he has his points.

00:11:39.420 So we disagree like a little bit.

00:11:46.820 Like, okay, it's fine.

00:11:47.960 Whatever.

00:11:48.740 But seriously, he just says the shit that everyone's thinking.

00:11:54.080 I mean, he's a conservative, like a boomer conservative.

00:11:56.800 But he's brave enough to say some things that you're like, yeah, that was obvious.

00:12:00.160 But no one wants to say it.

00:12:01.740 I don't know.

00:12:02.440 I don't think he's that great.

00:12:03.560 He's whatever.

00:12:04.580 Well, he's like a former libertarian and now he's like a nationalist of some kind.

00:12:08.980 Like, I don't know what he is exactly.

00:12:10.500 Did he talk about Bill Kerr or anything?

00:12:12.500 I don't – I mean, all that I've heard from him is when he was on Dave's show twice.

00:12:18.400 So Dave is twice as bad, obviously, for having Nick Fuentes on Clint.

00:12:23.220 Dave has had on Nick Fuentes more than he had on Clint from Liberty Lockdown.

00:12:27.580 Correct.

00:12:28.060 But he's been on Clint's show, so that almost evens it out.

00:12:34.260 But Fuentes is more interesting, right, Clint?

00:12:39.560 Where is Clint?

00:12:40.620 I invited him on tonight.

00:12:42.000 I don't know where he is tonight.

00:12:43.220 He could have come on tonight if he wanted to.

00:12:44.960 He's so good.

00:12:45.900 Maybe if we trash him enough, his white ass will show up here.

00:12:49.900 Clint is just Fuentes plus California.

00:12:52.300 That's all he is.

00:12:53.020 And we're supposed to be trashing Nick before he gets here tonight, though, right?

00:13:01.720 I think it's better just to not even talk about him.

00:13:03.820 Oh, okay.

00:13:06.520 If he shows up, don't even let him in the channel.

00:13:10.120 Who are you again?

00:13:11.340 Who is this guy?

00:13:12.140 Who is this black guy?

00:13:14.440 So can't you mute him?

00:13:16.360 Oh, yeah.

00:13:17.160 Just like mute him and just have him here just talking.

00:13:20.260 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:21.440 I can mute him.

00:13:22.140 I can not let him in.

00:13:23.040 I mean, whatever you want me to do.

00:13:24.520 We could mess with him.

00:13:25.340 I don't know.

00:13:28.520 Make sure he's in the back of the podcast.

00:13:32.740 Yeah.

00:13:34.300 I think some people said in the chat earlier, because Nick is in, like, the Cajun swamps right now.

00:13:41.100 Somebody said that he's on Black People Time now, which I believe is correct.

00:13:44.780 They said that he's on Nicker Time.

00:13:46.920 Oh, okay.

00:13:47.640 Nicker Time.

00:13:48.500 Or Nick People Time.

00:13:50.360 Okay, yeah.

00:13:50.960 That's what it was.

00:13:51.580 I hope he didn't re-nig from the podcast, but we'll see.

00:13:57.640 Dude, can you believe that people still use the word re-nig?

00:14:01.140 And it's like, it's not racist at all, but, like, they, like, literally get so pissed off about, like, pepes, which is totally a joke.

00:14:07.900 But then, like, re-nig.

00:14:08.900 You know, the craziest shit about it is that, like, it's a big word when you're playing spades.

00:14:14.400 And, like, only Black people play spades.

00:14:16.320 So, it's like, I guess it's appropriate.

00:14:18.500 That's the only time I've ever used it besides this podcast.

00:14:20.880 I just, it's just, I just always, whenever I heard it, I was like, this can't be, like, a real word that people actually use.

00:14:28.540 But it is.

00:14:29.240 And, like, it's, it has a very important, like, definition.

00:14:33.280 And it's just, like, knickers.

00:14:35.500 I thought that just meant pants, really.

00:14:41.660 And I thought it was Strauss renege.

00:14:43.600 Yeah, I guess it is renege.

00:14:44.760 When you're from Alabama, you give it that tone.

00:14:48.340 Oh, yeah.

00:14:50.820 The Mormons spelled it renege.

00:14:52.940 Yeah, that's how you spell it?

00:14:54.240 I'm going to look that shit up.

00:14:55.040 I thought it was an I.

00:14:56.600 No, it is an E, but, like, but it's a southern thing that we say renege.

00:15:01.440 It's a silent E.

00:15:03.400 It's a southern thing we just.

00:15:05.680 That's, I'm not even lying.

00:15:07.220 Oh, my God.

00:15:08.260 I anticipated this being a very racist episode, especially given what we're going to talk about later in the show.

00:15:13.620 So, it is what it is, man.

00:15:16.520 Oh, God.

00:15:17.640 Tower power.

00:15:18.500 The time I said the N-word on the show.

00:15:21.180 We're not saying it.

00:15:22.240 We're just, we're rimming it.

00:15:23.340 We're going around.

00:15:25.800 It's been said on the show before.

00:15:27.980 All around the brown.

00:15:28.700 Oh, my God.

00:15:36.340 Oh, my God.

00:15:37.360 Ficatarians are watching this right now, just taking notes.

00:15:40.000 I hope they are.

00:15:40.540 Josh Smith, did you know that he said renege?

00:15:44.040 Did you know that he was in there telling everybody to eat and suck dicks?

00:15:48.820 So, I didn't watch it because I couldn't, I would not be able to, like, sit down and watch the whole thing.

00:15:56.300 How did Jeremy Kaufman do on Ficatarians?

00:15:58.740 Did y'all even watch it?

00:15:59.980 I watched, like, a couple minutes of it, and then I was like, I just don't have interest in it.

00:16:04.520 They're not really serious people.

00:16:06.920 Yeah, I didn't watch it.

00:16:08.220 We actually talked about it on this show last week, and I hadn't watched it.

00:16:11.300 I don't know if any of us actually had it.

00:16:13.380 Because we talked about it because of the memes that spawned from it were pretty funny.

00:16:16.640 That's right.

00:16:17.040 That's right.

00:16:17.620 Yeah, because of, like, fucking Archie just looking so sad.

00:16:22.700 Yeah, on last week's show, we said he looked like a thumb because he shaved his beard.

00:16:27.280 I was like, what the fuck is he doing?

00:16:28.360 I made the meme of him looking like Jerry from Rick and Morty when he turned into the slug.

00:16:34.580 You saw that episode?

00:16:36.260 He's very, like, but somebody was like, this is inaccurate because he has a wife.

00:16:42.420 Dude, I mean, it's pretty accurate because I don't know how Jerry even has a wife because, dude, everybody hates Jerry.

00:16:48.360 He's a fucking cock.

00:16:49.080 Do you not watch the show?

00:16:50.280 He's one of the worst characters.

00:16:52.040 I watch Rick and Morty.

00:16:53.140 They have a backstory of why.

00:16:54.480 He, like, he was dating her and he got her pregnant.

00:16:56.380 That's the only reason.

00:16:56.800 Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:16:57.480 Yeah, I do remember that.

00:16:59.480 It's been a while, man.

00:17:00.860 Is Archie vaccinated?

00:17:04.700 I don't know.

00:17:05.840 You could go from there.

00:17:07.560 Archie didn't feel safe to show up at Porkfest, so I don't know.

00:17:13.320 Which, by the way, as we talked about with Reed last week, there was, like, I don't know.

00:17:19.640 Some people got COVID, I think, from Porkfest, including me, I guess.

00:17:24.220 I don't know if it was actually COVID, but a bunch of us got sick.

00:17:26.440 The Suggma variant.

00:17:27.960 Weak.

00:17:29.160 It was the Mises variant, the Mecox variant.

00:17:33.240 It was the Ligma variant.

00:17:34.340 It was definitely the Ligma.

00:17:35.440 The Ligma and Suggma variant.

00:17:36.620 Yeah, I don't know.

00:17:38.080 I saw Nick Sarwak, like, kind of creeping around in the back.

00:17:41.080 I was like, I don't know.

00:17:42.180 Like, I might have been spraying COVID on people.

00:17:44.980 I don't know.

00:17:45.600 I heard that he wasn't.

00:17:46.620 I didn't actually see him, even though he must have been.

00:17:48.720 He was there to chop down all the trees.

00:17:50.040 That's what he was doing there.

00:17:51.180 He cleared out a nice little.

00:17:53.420 No, he would have only accomplished chopping down one twig the entire event, probably,

00:17:58.940 based on that video.

00:18:00.420 I've really been flirting with making that a t-shirt, but I'm like, I don't feel like

00:18:03.660 drawing this motherfucker.

00:18:06.160 He doesn't deserve it, man.

00:18:08.100 You can take a picture of it, though.

00:18:10.180 I, like, and I tweeted about this.

00:18:11.820 I was like, how many, like, how many times do you have to, like, get ratioed until you,

00:18:17.560 like, realize that maybe you're wrong or, like, or, like, you're, it's like,

00:18:21.100 this dude just literally every time he gets on Twitter just gets absolutely destroyed

00:18:25.920 and then just comes back on and it's just, like, I'm just going to do the same thing.

00:18:28.280 It's intentional, like, because he made that video.

00:18:31.540 I was looking it up recently to get the screenshot because I was like, I'm going to draw it,

00:18:35.500 but I didn't do it.

00:18:36.700 But, so I looked it up.

00:18:37.600 I was like, this is from him, and then he zooms in on his own sandal, and I'm like,

00:18:41.620 it's almost hilarious.

00:18:43.000 Like, if he wasn't such a dick, that's kind of funny.

00:18:46.180 He's self-aware.

00:18:47.600 Yeah, it's like, I guess he's the same way, like,

00:18:49.660 we were talking about before, but because Austin Peterson's coming on Josh Smith,

00:18:53.640 so I was like, whenever Austin sends out, like, the nukes thing,

00:18:59.940 every time he, like, sends it, he does it, like, once a month or, like,

00:19:02.560 once every other month.

00:19:03.780 I'm like, he's just, he has to be trolling.

00:19:05.940 Like, he can't actually believe this.

00:19:07.880 And he just, like, and maybe, like, Nick is just this master troll,

00:19:11.220 but also just an asshole, too.

00:19:12.700 So we're, like, missing out on, like, this super funny guy.

00:19:16.720 Maybe.

00:19:17.340 I don't know.

00:19:17.800 But still, because I can't, I would not be able to go on Twitter every day

00:19:20.680 and get ratioed as fuck, and everybody hate me,

00:19:23.960 and, like, just make statements about how much better I am than everybody,

00:19:28.000 and I couldn't do it.

00:19:29.500 Maybe it's just me.

00:19:30.620 I would do it if I could make money.

00:19:32.340 But, like, how is he monetizing?

00:19:34.040 Is he not making money?

00:19:34.680 Yeah.

00:19:35.000 He's not making money?

00:19:36.160 That's what I'm saying.

00:19:36.980 Like, if I'm using it and funneling it into a website or something,

00:19:40.420 yeah, I don't get it.

00:19:41.700 Maybe he just likes that kind of shit.

00:19:42.980 No, I mean, Fat Dave just goes on and gets ratioed for making fun of hockey players that died.

00:19:48.420 So, Fat Dave now did it again because I requested it, and he got blocked by an NHL team's account.

00:19:56.120 I got blocked by an NHL team.

00:19:58.200 I forgot we need to talk about that because I thought that was really funny.

00:20:01.220 Like, there were, like, a thousand quote tweets on that thing, and they found mine and blocked me.

00:20:11.380 And it didn't even have, like, a ton of likes on it, but, like, it's still...

00:20:14.360 Well, what did you say?

00:20:15.840 So, whenever I first got doxxed, there was, like, a hockey player died by hitting the head with the puck in the back of his head,

00:20:25.540 and he died, and so I just commented on Twitter, I said, just walk it off, bro, you'll be fine.

00:20:32.440 Yeah.

00:20:32.880 And so, then another hockey player just died.

00:20:36.760 But this was actually an NHL player.

00:20:38.760 I think this was, what, this was the goalie for the Columbus Blue Jackets?

00:20:42.060 It was something like that.

00:20:43.120 It was a freak firework accident.

00:20:45.860 What the fuck?

00:20:47.640 I think he got hit in the chest with a firework.

00:20:49.640 Wait, wait.

00:20:50.700 Hold on.

00:20:51.220 On the 4th of July.

00:20:52.800 The Columbus what?

00:20:53.780 The Columbus Blue Jackets.

00:20:56.900 Wow.

00:20:57.480 What did you think I said?

00:20:58.840 No, I'm just saying, that's a name, like, for a team?

00:21:00.920 Holy shit.

00:21:01.860 All right, keep going, guys.

00:21:03.140 But he got hit in, like, the chest with a firework, and then he died, and so I said, like, I was, like, just walk it off, bro.

00:21:10.000 You'll be fine again.

00:21:11.880 You don't learn, man.

00:21:13.600 Well, I asked him to do it, and he did it.

00:21:15.660 Yeah, he told me to do it.

00:21:16.480 I didn't see it.

00:21:17.240 Code sent it to me.

00:21:18.260 Well, then, also, the same, because I was also, on the original one, I had said,

00:21:22.820 how pussy is it to get murked by a piece of rubber?

00:21:26.140 And on this one, I was just, like, oh, you need fat hockey, Dave.

00:21:32.740 I mean, I always wonder why, like, why doesn't a hockey team, like, for once just take somebody that's, like, morbidly obese and just make them the goalie?

00:21:41.800 Like, would they not be unstoppable?

00:21:44.740 I don't know.

00:21:45.120 I don't know how it works.

00:21:47.700 Yeah, just, like, with a crane, like, put him on there.

00:21:50.260 Yeah, they just put him out there.

00:21:52.840 You can't, like, get anything on the – you can't, like, slide anything.

00:21:56.300 It has to be, like, on the upper side because he's just, like, laying there, just as fat, just all along the ground, all along the ice.

00:22:02.460 Just slurping a milkshake.

00:22:06.300 Maybe he's dead like this other guy.

00:22:08.100 I don't even know.

00:22:08.700 Holy shit, Toad, you're thinking outside the box, man.

00:22:11.280 We need more people like you.

00:22:12.660 Still sticking in the net, man.

00:22:16.960 Toad's like, wait till you hear about things about soccer.

00:22:19.600 I'm thinking inside the net.

00:22:20.780 Oh, yeah.

00:22:21.340 I got all these great ideas, man.

00:22:25.920 Why doesn't everybody just line up right in front of the goal?

00:22:28.740 Just the whole team, just all 11 of them.

00:22:30.480 They're not going to get past each other.

00:22:32.160 All defense, man.

00:22:33.440 Like, just go for the 0-0 draw every game.

00:22:38.700 Oh, shit.

00:22:39.660 I don't watch hockey at all, and I also don't watch soccer.

00:22:43.180 I know my brother-in-law doesn't watch soccer.

00:22:45.920 Holy shit.

00:22:48.400 No, I watch a more boring game.

00:22:50.540 I watch baseball.

00:22:52.660 Dude.

00:22:53.400 You also look like you watch baseball, so.

00:22:56.280 Hey, how do you feel about Acuna tearing his ACL?

00:22:58.420 That really sucked.

00:22:59.240 Oh, shit.

00:22:59.760 That does suck.

00:23:00.960 Yeah.

00:23:01.200 I'll tell you the truth.

00:23:02.540 I'm kind of out of the loop, too, because, man, since, what was it, maybe, like, last year

00:23:07.140 when they started putting, like, BLM on the mound, I'm just like, oh, I'm out.

00:23:11.780 Wait a minute.

00:23:12.480 And you're in New York, right?

00:23:14.760 Mm-hmm.

00:23:15.500 Are you a Yankee fan or Mets fan?

00:23:17.440 Where are you?

00:23:18.400 I'm a Yankee fan, but my wife, I see her in the chat here.

00:23:22.080 She's a Mets fan, so, like, we went to, like, a lot of Mets games, and I don't really.

00:23:28.520 So, she loves the Acuna injury, then.

00:23:31.380 The Mets are going to run away with the division after that, I think.

00:23:33.720 That's pretty.

00:23:34.840 Oh, shit.

00:23:35.380 Sensitive to say.

00:23:38.000 Should he walk it off?

00:23:41.600 On one leg, just walk it off.

00:23:43.400 I was watching the game, and, like, he, what happened was, like, there was a fly ball,

00:23:47.940 and, like, a guy hit it pretty hard, like, to right field, and he jumps up to get it,

00:23:53.320 and he misses the ball, and he comes out, and it lands all his weight on his right leg,

00:23:57.440 and it just buckles, and I'm like, oh, he tore his ACL.

00:23:59.500 I was watching, like, he tore his ACL.

00:24:01.560 Did he do, like, Flamingo leg kind of thing?

00:24:04.400 It, like, you couldn't, it wasn't super bad, but you could tell that it, like, moved and buckled in.

00:24:09.180 Yeah.

00:24:09.520 And, like, and he couldn't, he couldn't walk at all.

00:24:12.060 Like, they were out there for, like, 10 minutes until I got him out back, and I was like, yeah,

00:24:15.560 he tore his ACL.

00:24:16.640 Like, I mean, it's a tore his ACL.

00:24:18.460 It was an Econor McGregor kind of thing.

00:24:20.620 That was, oh, Jesus.

00:24:22.880 Yeah.

00:24:23.060 I mean, I mean, I kind of loved it in a way, because I can't stand McGregor,

00:24:26.680 although I wish he had lost the way that he lost the previous fight,

00:24:30.500 where, you know, it was, like, an actual knockout really quickly.

00:24:33.900 Poirier, you know, destroyed him.

00:24:35.660 Oh, I was thinking.

00:24:37.260 No, he did that to Cowboy, didn't he?

00:24:38.980 What?

00:24:40.080 I was thinking with the shoulder, but he did that to Cowboy with the shoulder, didn't he?

00:24:44.380 Yeah.

00:24:44.660 Yeah, Poirier knocked him out that last fight.

00:24:48.640 Yeah, yeah, I saw that one, yeah.

00:24:49.900 Yeah, he debilitated him with the calf kicks and then just kind of cornered him.

00:24:55.580 Oh, and this one, yeah.

00:24:56.540 Like, I think I didn't actually see the fight when it was on.

00:24:59.720 I only saw the highlights, but I think what happened, and you can correct me if I'm wrong,

00:25:02.980 was that McGregor went for, like, a kick early on, and I think he busted his leg by doing that,

00:25:08.440 and Poirier knew that that was the case and started just hitting that leg over and over again

00:25:12.960 until it just gave out.

00:25:14.640 Oh, this fight?

00:25:15.200 Well, yeah, he – it looked like Conor said he wants Poirier to leave on a stretcher.

00:25:21.380 So, to me, it was all about –

00:25:24.080 Yeah, what a fucker.

00:25:24.820 It was –

00:25:25.680 Hey, listen, you're trying to hurt someone.

00:25:27.800 If I'm fighting you, I'm going to try to hurt you.

00:25:29.680 But he wanted to give it back to him, so he was like – I guess he was focused on the leg kicks,

00:25:33.960 and Dustin checked one of the leg kicks, and then you saw Conor switch to orthodox rather than southpaw.

00:25:39.520 So, I was like, oh, your leg is fucked up.

00:25:41.680 But he didn't know it was broken.

00:25:43.480 Then he hopped a guillotine probably because his leg was jacked up, and he was getting beat up on the ground.

00:25:49.100 And then, you know, the first exchange when they stood up, he stepped back, and he saw it snap.

00:25:52.720 It was kind of – it's so crazy to even see it like – yeah, I know.

00:25:57.040 Oh, my God.

00:25:57.560 It, like –

00:25:57.760 I was just thinking about it.

00:25:58.900 Like, if you could see it, like, pop out, and I was like, oh, shit.

00:26:02.880 Oh, yeah.

00:26:03.320 Oh, God.

00:26:03.900 That has to –

00:26:04.520 Yeah.

00:26:05.540 Dude.

00:26:05.940 I think that's what – dude, if I was – if I ever fought, I never probably will.

00:26:09.780 But those leg kicks – to me, those leg kicks have to be the worst because at some point, like, you literally can't – like, you take a step, and you're just – your leg buckles.

00:26:17.420 Like, you can't – you see those guys, like, after they get, like, just getting their legs tore up, and, like, they'll literally try to, like, put some weight on it, and it just buckles, and they just fall to the ground and have to go ground game for the –

00:26:27.440 Yeah.

00:26:28.320 God, it has to be – that has to hurt like hell.

00:26:30.700 Yeah.

00:26:31.200 When I was training, they tell you, like, when you're practicing with your partner, they say, kick as hard as you want to be kicked.

00:26:37.320 But you get paired up with the wrong person, and you're, like, it's just going to be a long fucking night.

00:26:41.820 Even with, like, shin guards on, they kick you in the thigh, too.

00:26:44.680 You're, like, what the hell?

00:26:46.260 Yeah, it's terrible.

00:26:48.940 But, you know, I don't know.

00:26:50.960 That whole UFC thing, they got to adjust to – they're going to have to adjust to that low leg kick, and you'll probably see, like, a lot of evolution coming in the next years or so.

00:27:00.440 By the way, I want to give a shout-out to Dickie Walnuts because he gets – he was messaging me, and he was like,

00:27:04.720 and I'm pissed at Toad and Nick because they're hating on Conor McGregor, and he's a huge Conor fan.

00:27:10.560 He's the only one.

00:27:13.540 So I wanted to shout him out because he was, like – he really wanted Conor to win.

00:27:18.720 Yeah.

00:27:19.620 Dude, Jose was shitting on Conor, too, I'm pretty sure.

00:27:22.720 We were not fans of Conor McGregor on the Tower Power Hour.

00:27:25.640 I just like watching the fights.

00:27:29.960 I don't give a fuck about who wins or not.

00:27:31.560 I'm just like – I just think it's pretty awesome.

00:27:33.340 That one I did, and I wanted that Chinese woman to lose, wherever that was, like a few months ago.

00:27:38.500 She was talking a ton of shit, and I was like – I don't know.

00:27:41.600 Not because of COVID?

00:27:42.880 Yeah, I was like, you're talking a lot of shit for someone that gave us COVID.

00:27:45.620 Yeah, dude.

00:27:46.280 Bitch.

00:27:46.460 Dude, I'm – yeah, I'm – you know, MAGA all the way, obviously, you know.

00:27:49.800 Yeah, the China virus.

00:27:53.780 That was a sick knockout.

00:27:55.380 That was Rose.

00:27:56.000 Yeah, she head kicked her.

00:27:57.260 I was like, oh, my – yeah, yeah.

00:27:58.420 That was crazy.

00:27:59.720 Yeah.

00:27:59.920 I fucking love the UFC, man.

00:28:01.280 Yeah, fuck that.

00:28:02.040 The Kung Flu.

00:28:03.420 Get rid of it.

00:28:03.980 The Kung Flu.

00:28:06.180 Well, how was it for you?

00:28:07.040 You seem okay, Toad.

00:28:09.200 Yeah, I mean, I don't know if this was COVID or not, but I definitely had COVID in, like, February of 2020,

00:28:14.980 and that lasted longer.

00:28:17.040 That was about a week, and I lost smell and taste that time, so that is pretty much how I knew.

00:28:22.340 After the fact, I was like, oh, that must have been COVID, and I just thought it was a bad cold at the time.

00:28:26.180 This time, it just was like the progression of a cold.

00:28:29.040 I don't know if it was COVID or not, and I don't really give a shit.

00:28:32.780 When you lost your taste, how did the dicks taste different, or – how did you tell them?

00:28:40.200 I just couldn't taste them at all, man.

00:28:42.360 I didn't know what was going on, man.

00:28:44.920 The black ones don't taste like fried chicken no more.

00:28:47.040 Which brings us into our next topic.

00:28:50.340 That's something I didn't want to talk about.

00:28:52.800 I thought we were going to talk about Josh Smith first.

00:28:56.040 We'll get Josh Smith.

00:28:57.220 He probably tastes like mac and cheese.

00:28:58.880 Oh, okay.

00:29:00.340 Actually, probably corn now.

00:29:03.040 Yeah, corn.

00:29:03.520 I was going to say corn and potato.

00:29:05.100 No, that's Idaho.

00:29:05.960 Potatoes.

00:29:07.760 What?

00:29:08.660 Potatoes?

00:29:09.440 I'm thinking Iowa, Idaho.

00:29:11.600 Sorry.

00:29:12.120 Whatever.

00:29:12.480 I mean, Midwest.

00:29:13.420 Fuck them all.

00:29:13.860 Yeah, and Iowa, Iowa corn.

00:29:16.660 What?

00:29:16.840 No, you're thinking of Slipknot.

00:29:18.040 What's wrong with you?

00:29:21.360 No, I had – I was – there's an old joke about – I can't remember who tells the joke,

00:29:26.600 but it was like do different ethnicities taste like they're different ethnic food?

00:29:30.700 Nick, we don't need to know that you're –

00:29:31.920 He's coming.

00:29:33.160 He's coming.

00:29:34.220 Or maybe he's just masturbating.

00:29:35.940 I don't know where she is with his wife right now, though, so I don't know.

00:29:39.120 He's coming now 30 minutes.

00:29:40.760 That's probably a record for him, right?

00:29:45.200 What the hell does that say?

00:29:47.040 Joshua Rivera said I should talk about the BH of Coney Island.

00:29:51.120 I don't know what that means.

00:29:52.100 Yeah, what the fuck is that?

00:29:55.060 I don't know what that means.

00:29:57.060 Butthole?

00:29:58.040 The butthole of Coney Island.

00:30:00.020 The butthole of Coney Island.

00:30:02.160 You mean Seagate?

00:30:03.640 What are you talking about?

00:30:05.260 Joe, I'm guessing you've been to New York, right?

00:30:09.640 Of course, yeah.

00:30:10.840 Okay.

00:30:11.240 See, I've never been north of Virginia, so –

00:30:14.260 I mean, yeah.

00:30:15.160 I mean, I'm from Boston.

00:30:16.520 Yeah, I've been to New York multiple times, obviously.

00:30:19.540 A number of times.

00:30:20.380 Is it as good as people say it is?

00:30:21.860 Like is it like actually that –

00:30:24.080 Is New York good?

00:30:25.340 No.

00:30:25.700 I don't know.

00:30:26.400 Like is it like –

00:30:27.200 Objectively, no.

00:30:30.320 Oh, shit.

00:30:30.860 Where'd you go?

00:30:31.840 I dropped my phone.

00:30:33.040 What do you mean by good?

00:30:33.920 I'm curious.

00:30:34.420 Like is it like –

00:30:36.100 Wait, wait.

00:30:37.300 Where are you at?

00:30:38.200 Because I forgot.

00:30:39.000 I'm in Alabama.

00:30:40.320 Holy shit.

00:30:41.000 Okay.

00:30:41.600 So –

00:30:42.220 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:44.380 What do you mean by good?

00:30:45.580 Just tell me about it.

00:30:46.680 I mean –

00:30:46.800 Like is it fucking –

00:30:49.260 Damn it.

00:30:49.620 Why is it not –

00:30:50.800 Like it's like everybody goes there as a tourist and like everybody goes there.

00:30:56.560 Like is it as interesting and like, oh, it's fucking awesome.

00:30:59.460 Like I don't know.

00:31:00.040 Like I've never been.

00:31:00.640 Like I've been to California, which is pretty fun, but to LA.

00:31:02.980 Like New York actually like that awesome to go to.

00:31:07.200 Like especially now.

00:31:08.440 Like or –

00:31:09.200 Oh, now no.

00:31:11.720 Dude, COVID shut everything down there.

00:31:13.720 The government, I mean, did.

00:31:14.960 Yes.

00:31:15.860 I can tell you about New York, but what do you think about it, Toad?

00:31:19.240 Because I live here.

00:31:20.340 So I can tell you like as someone that lives here, but visiting, I don't know.

00:31:24.920 What do you think?

00:31:25.320 I mean, just like some other like larger, more intense cities that I've been to, my reaction is basically I would die if I lived there.

00:31:34.020 But it's – I mean it's fun to visit.

00:31:35.760 There's a lot to do.

00:31:37.100 Where did you go?

00:31:37.900 Or at least there was.

00:31:40.800 I've pretty much just done things all around Manhattan basically.

00:31:44.340 I haven't really been to the other – I mean I've been to Queens for – or through Queens and onto Long Island for a ridiculous second wedding reception.

00:31:56.320 That was fun in a different way.

00:31:58.540 But in New York City, I've mostly been in and around Manhattan, mostly in the Times Square area kind of where everything is happening, midtown.

00:32:07.440 Dude, the only thing I would be excited to go to in like New York is go to like comic stores and shit like that.

00:32:14.420 Not comic stores.

00:32:14.980 Sorry.

00:32:15.280 Like comedians like listen to comics.

00:32:16.980 Oh, yeah.

00:32:17.560 Oh.

00:32:17.980 I was like they have like –

00:32:18.740 I don't know why I do it.

00:32:21.820 Yeah, I've done like clubs, restaurants.

00:32:25.520 I've been to the top.

00:32:27.460 I went to the top of the Twin Towers, Tower Power Hour, man, back in the mid-90s when they still existed.

00:32:34.560 I was at the top.

00:32:35.260 Were you calling in the airstrike?

00:32:36.640 Were you –

00:32:36.960 Joshua says you should have came to Brownsville.

00:32:40.240 That was me, man.

00:32:42.380 I work out there.

00:32:43.340 That's like – I drive to work at 6 in the morning.

00:32:45.700 You'll see like hookers and crackheads on the – and all of them are wearing masks.

00:32:48.920 A lot of lizards.

00:32:49.180 Let's go.

00:32:50.020 Yeah, a lot – no lots but just a bunch of lizards definitely.

00:32:53.360 Oh, I mean even in like the Times Square area, it's mostly like horse shit and garbage everywhere.

00:32:59.860 So it's kind of – and then you got all the – like I've been there in the summer as well and it's way too hot.

00:33:06.020 There are way too many people.

00:33:07.240 But then you also just have people basically walking around naked.

00:33:10.180 I don't know if it was Pride Week or whatever, but I'm like, oh, there's some titties over there.

00:33:15.280 Oh, there's a dong.

00:33:16.280 Oh, what's going on?

00:33:16.920 Wait, are you serious?

00:33:18.220 Yeah.

00:33:18.460 Like legit just – oh, wow.

00:33:19.640 Yeah, just in the middle of Times Square, yeah.

00:33:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:22.560 If you're like – what is it?

00:33:23.980 I think the upper – no, the lower east side.

00:33:26.080 Yeah, that's like – it gets kind of stupid over there.

00:33:30.420 Dude, the only thing I've – go ahead.

00:33:33.740 The only thing I've ever experienced like that is going to like the Hollywood Walk of Fame and going down to there.

00:33:40.840 There was never like nudity or anything, but it was just like so many people and then so many people like all those people dressing costumes trying to get –

00:33:47.940 like take a picture and they're like, all right, $5.

00:33:49.780 Like, no, fuck you.

00:33:51.420 Oh, yeah.

00:33:51.740 There is that too, yeah.

00:33:53.040 Some dude dressed in a shitty like Batman costume.

00:33:56.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:33:56.840 You're not the real Batman.

00:33:58.280 What the fuck?

00:33:59.500 He's black.

00:34:01.800 He's black, man.

00:34:02.660 What's going on?

00:34:03.080 He's black.

00:34:03.560 Nick Ashley's – Nick Ashley's in a Batman costume.

00:34:09.440 Well, I mean his parents are probably gone too.

00:34:11.920 Definitely his dad.

00:34:12.840 So maybe –

00:34:13.620 He's going to come back.

00:34:16.820 He's going up for smokes.

00:34:18.120 He's just going to –

00:34:18.520 One day, yeah.

00:34:19.200 He's a rolling stone.

00:34:22.880 I'm sorry, everybody.

00:34:24.120 I'm on color people time.

00:34:25.340 That's just your own people time.

00:34:31.080 I'm currently doing this from a hotel room, so I will be laying down in the hotel bed because I am exhausted.

00:34:38.180 All right.

00:34:39.100 Nice.

00:34:39.500 Did you see any houses?

00:34:41.540 Yeah, we found the one.

00:34:43.620 Yeah?

00:34:44.080 Hang on a second.

00:34:44.860 It might fuck up for a second.

00:34:47.520 Where are we at?

00:34:48.100 Are we back?

00:34:48.560 All right, we're back.

00:34:49.260 See, Nick knows that they found the one because they fucked in it.

00:34:53.260 That's how you know for sure.

00:34:54.760 You know how house hunting works, you fucking retard?

00:34:57.300 Yes.

00:34:59.360 Also, this is –

00:35:00.300 Nick's usually in this position because –

00:35:02.500 He's never spoken before.

00:35:03.140 He never gets on top.

00:35:04.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:35:05.620 Well, I was going to say yes, but dude, I'm single.

00:35:08.340 It's just that when I found this place, you know, and I masturbated in it, that's how I knew that it was the one.

00:35:12.960 That's how you marked your territory?

00:35:14.580 It was the place, yeah.

00:35:16.240 Can you imagine if Mammal did that instead of pissing on stuff?

00:35:19.000 They would cum on it.

00:35:20.760 Oh, that's not what you do?

00:35:22.820 That's what I thought this whole time.

00:35:24.460 He did say he was cumming, so here we go.

00:35:26.260 I feel like there's something more dominant about that than piss.

00:35:29.200 I don't know.

00:35:30.240 Oh, he muted himself.

00:35:33.380 I'm asking my wife.

00:35:34.460 I need to grab my damn charger.

00:35:35.880 What do y'all want?

00:35:36.920 No, I muted him like you told me to.

00:35:38.640 No, I didn't.

00:35:38.940 Yeah, that's good.

00:35:40.500 I don't like the way this thing is laid out.

00:35:43.400 This is recorded.

00:35:44.840 Anyway.

00:35:45.260 Turn it around.

00:35:45.640 Hello, everybody.

00:35:45.980 Turn it around.

00:35:46.820 You got to turn it around.

00:35:48.220 Go sideways.

00:35:51.420 That's the part you mean.

00:35:52.540 What the fuck?

00:35:53.080 Like a turn it.

00:35:54.520 No, it just looks the part.

00:35:55.420 There you go.

00:35:56.100 Just like that.

00:35:57.000 No, it's not about that, dude.

00:35:58.520 It's not about that.

00:35:59.420 It's that it just looks fucking dumb.

00:36:01.160 The website looks stupid.

00:36:03.400 Like, I can't make a full screen thing.

00:36:06.360 Oh, my God.

00:36:07.740 Don't worry about it.

00:36:08.580 Oh, he's out.

00:36:12.000 He just threw him off.

00:36:12.980 He's getting the fuck out of here.

00:36:14.440 And now, I was going to say, for once, Fat Dave does not have the worst quality video on the stream.

00:36:20.540 This is not bad.

00:36:21.800 No, I know.

00:36:22.660 No, this isn't bad.

00:36:23.580 But, like, you've been on your phone before.

00:36:25.380 It was always...

00:36:26.040 I've only been on my phone.

00:36:27.880 You don't have, like, a computer?

00:36:29.180 Oh, you're on your phone now.

00:36:30.080 Okay.

00:36:30.440 Oh, I'm literally at my computer.

00:36:32.640 I'm at my computer right now.

00:36:34.780 I don't have a webcam.

00:36:36.020 Nick being black again and pulling a majestuere.

00:36:40.960 Oh, shit.

00:36:46.200 Nick, it's nice to talk with you, Nick.

00:36:48.760 Yes, sir.

00:36:49.340 How's it going, dude?

00:36:50.500 Pretty good.

00:36:51.220 It's weird.

00:36:51.780 I feel like you're in...

00:36:52.760 Where are you at now?

00:36:53.500 Louisiana.

00:36:54.120 You have more of an accent.

00:36:55.180 I was talking about how clear and concise your speech was.

00:36:58.380 But I'm picking up some weird tones now.

00:37:00.760 What's going on?

00:37:01.220 Are you really?

00:37:02.320 Yeah.

00:37:03.160 He had to jump alive for dinner, and now he's talking like a...

00:37:05.760 As soon as he enters Louisiana, his accent returns as soon as he crosses the state line.

00:37:12.320 He's COVID.

00:37:12.800 Wait till he goes back to Turkey.

00:37:15.820 Well, you can have an accent and speak clear and concisely, or whatever the hell you said I did.

00:37:21.680 Wait till he goes back to the hood where he grew up at.

00:37:24.900 I'll see all his other boys.

00:37:26.300 I said, dude, the way that...

00:37:28.680 Where I'm from, there was a fucking...

00:37:30.680 There was a street right down the road from where I lived.

00:37:34.280 It was called Napville.

00:37:36.180 It was fucking...

00:37:37.180 It was the hood.

00:37:40.400 I guess NAP is definitely not followed there.

00:37:43.400 I think it was a K with a K.

00:37:44.800 Nap?

00:37:45.320 Is that what you mean?

00:37:45.920 Oh, I thought it was NAP, like NAP-y, like the hair of Nick's people.

00:37:53.900 Yeah.

00:37:54.500 And I think what it originally meant was Napoleonville, but it got shortened to NAP-ville.

00:38:00.700 I mean, there were like no white people that lived there.

00:38:03.060 It was a whole street of nothing but black folks.

00:38:05.400 But yeah, it kind of became NAP-ville as in NAP-y hair.

00:38:09.680 Rigor news.

00:38:10.380 Oh my god.

00:38:11.580 That's a reference to that Thomas Sowell book, right?

00:38:15.320 What was it?

00:38:16.720 Black Rednecks, White Liberals.

00:38:19.980 Do you think Thomas Sowell has ever said the N-word?

00:38:23.520 Oh, hell yeah.

00:38:25.080 Constantly.

00:38:26.280 It's the economic.

00:38:28.100 Yeah, dude, I think it's in his way.

00:38:31.960 It might be.

00:38:34.380 It's in the forward.

00:38:35.860 Supply and demand, nigga.

00:38:37.060 That was the working title for his book, Supply and Demand, nigga.

00:38:42.580 Nigga, do you really expect me to read All This Shit by NAP?

00:38:45.860 I love that NAP so much.

00:38:49.780 Who's the black Supreme Court justice?

00:38:52.300 Clarence Thomas.

00:38:53.020 Clarence Thomas.

00:38:53.500 Clarence Thomas.

00:38:54.260 Do you think he's ever said the N-word?

00:38:56.000 Oh, hell yes.

00:38:57.760 For sure.

00:38:58.280 Of course he has.

00:38:59.440 Dude, he says it derogatorily against other black people.

00:39:02.520 He does the Chris Rock of black people versus makers.

00:39:10.900 But it's Clarence Thomas.

00:39:13.260 Wait, was Clarence Thomas also the one that was accused by Anita Hill of sexual misconduct or whatever?

00:39:18.700 Is that also him?

00:39:19.540 Yeah, that's correct.

00:39:21.260 Just clarifying that.

00:39:22.360 I was going to segue that into Bill Cosby somehow.

00:39:28.500 I'm not really sure how.

00:39:32.200 I don't think Bill Cosby did anything wrong.

00:39:34.740 Dude, him posting the Hello Friends picture?

00:39:40.660 Yes.

00:39:41.360 Holy shit.

00:39:42.240 I thought that was like a meme, but I was like, holy shit.

00:39:46.180 He did that.

00:39:46.860 Well, then him like walking out and him doing the like shit like that.

00:39:51.820 Did you see that video?

00:39:53.280 That shit was such...

00:39:55.260 Somebody's asking about Lil Wayne.

00:39:57.280 Yeah, Lil Wayne is from New Orleans.

00:39:58.900 Yes.

00:39:59.400 I'm not from New Orleans.

00:40:02.400 Oh.

00:40:03.440 You haven't seen that video of Bill Cosby as he gets out of jail?

00:40:07.800 No.

00:40:08.600 You need to look it up because he's like just walking and then he just randomly goes...

00:40:12.140 No, that's not him getting out of jail.

00:40:14.100 That was a perp walk or something.

00:40:15.540 I don't know what that was.

00:40:16.860 That was something else.

00:40:18.420 That video is like four or five years old.

00:40:20.240 That video is funny.

00:40:20.920 Oh, okay.

00:40:21.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:22.260 Yeah, he's walking and he does the weird fucking Bill Cosby thing where he just looks sideways.

00:40:26.120 He goes...

00:40:27.100 And then he does the other side.

00:40:28.580 The video is this guy who's like going insane laughing at it.

00:40:33.200 It's the funniest shit.

00:40:34.560 Oh, I was going to say, is it because somebody was like trying to shoot him or like, I don't

00:40:37.500 know what you're talking about.

00:40:38.340 I'm not seeing this.

00:40:39.300 He was just being Bill Cosby, dude.

00:40:41.680 He was looking for more women, I guess.

00:40:44.240 That Eddie Murphy skit is like really rings true.

00:40:47.800 You guys seen that, right?

00:40:48.940 On...

00:40:49.220 I would like to talk to you about some of the things.

00:40:53.820 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:54.400 That's fucking hilarious.

00:40:54.700 Next time he calls, tell him I said, shut the fuck up.

00:40:58.560 Shut the fuck up.

00:41:00.480 Tell him I said, shut my dick.

00:41:03.020 Have a coconut smile.

00:41:05.900 That's right.

00:41:07.340 Oh, shit.

00:41:08.100 Yeah.

00:41:08.680 Man, he's been a piece of shit for a long time, huh?

00:41:10.520 This is a milestone.

00:41:12.120 We have two colored people on the show, don't we?

00:41:14.400 Which one's colored?

00:41:15.780 Me and you.

00:41:16.420 I mean, I mean...

00:41:17.020 Oh, shit, yeah.

00:41:18.060 Is it?

00:41:18.720 I mean, I'm North African, so I don't know.

00:41:22.640 I forgot to hang out.

00:41:24.080 I'm Sicilian, man.

00:41:27.320 We're both Italian, actually, so we're both black.

00:41:29.960 I hang out with you white people too much.

00:41:31.520 I forget that I'm...

00:41:33.180 I'm not white.

00:41:34.460 You've assimilated.

00:41:36.120 You've sent me so sort of.

00:41:37.100 Are you a true black person, Lobster, and have a fat, chubby wife?

00:41:44.480 White wife.

00:41:45.220 White wife.

00:41:45.720 Sorry.

00:41:46.080 A fat white wife.

00:41:46.500 A white wife.

00:41:47.200 No, you didn't see the episode?

00:41:48.500 She's a...

00:41:48.960 I did.

00:41:50.040 Yeah, she's a...

00:41:51.640 Well, half...

00:41:53.460 What is it?

00:41:53.900 What did I say?

00:41:54.340 She's half Puerto Rican and Italian.

00:41:56.620 The other half is black and Jewish, so...

00:41:58.900 And I said that's why I hate her half the time.

00:42:01.280 Yeah, no.

00:42:01.620 She's all mixed up, you know?

00:42:02.960 That's funny.

00:42:03.700 And she's kind of small, too.

00:42:05.100 Her brother's in the chat here.

00:42:06.960 Did you say that, like, Nick missed the joke or something like that?

00:42:11.100 No, not me.

00:42:12.440 No, no.

00:42:13.220 Josh talked over it.

00:42:13.940 Josh talked over the joke.

00:42:15.160 That's right.

00:42:15.840 I was like, that was the only thing worthwhile.

00:42:17.100 I heard the line was funny.

00:42:19.000 Yeah.

00:42:19.480 I was hoping that, like, you know, some people would, like, be mad about it.

00:42:22.160 Because that was specifically toward those faggots that said...

00:42:25.920 I don't know, they keep posting the screenshot that I did.

00:42:29.100 What screenshot of what?

00:42:30.240 What?

00:42:31.240 Oh, I'll bring it up.

00:42:32.480 But it was...

00:42:33.940 Yeah, this was before I was, like...

00:42:35.740 I was just a baby lobster.

00:42:37.240 Nobody knew who I was.

00:42:39.720 Nobody knows who you are now, still.

00:42:41.320 Exactly, yeah.

00:42:42.280 Even less people.

00:42:43.960 Even less than now.

00:42:47.340 We were in, like, some kind of group chat on MeWe, and we were talking...

00:42:51.480 And we were actually talking about the power dynamics of, like, money.

00:42:55.380 So, I was just saying that the NFL players will stop kneeling when their Jewish owner tells

00:43:00.140 them not to.

00:43:01.260 Because the team that was in question...

00:43:03.760 I don't know.

00:43:04.920 I'm mad-based.

00:43:05.860 I'm sorry.

00:43:06.400 But the team that was in question actually had a Jewish owner anyway.

00:43:09.120 But they took that screenshot and just, like, completely dragged me on their site.

00:43:13.680 So, I was like...

00:43:14.760 Oh, geez.

00:43:15.520 They know nothing about me.

00:43:17.020 You don't know...

00:43:17.680 They're literally trying to, like, do that to a guy that looks like Colin Kaepernick.

00:43:21.440 And it's...

00:43:21.640 I thought Tom Lobson actually was Colin Kaepernick.

00:43:29.940 That's the whole joke here.

00:43:31.800 He's keeping his identity a secret.

00:43:33.660 But people have figured it out now that he showed his face.

00:43:36.380 He's a rapper under the hat.

00:43:37.620 That's why I don't take it off.

00:43:38.580 He, like, takes it off like Kyle from South Park and the whole fro just comes out.

00:43:43.560 Is it safe to say Jew for a one here?

00:43:45.580 I don't want to give fro.

00:43:47.120 It's safe to say whatever the fuck you want, man.

00:43:51.540 We had Ryan Dawson on this.

00:43:52.400 Are you going on Fakertarians yet?

00:43:55.360 Me?

00:43:55.760 Yeah.

00:43:56.020 We have two people that should...

00:43:57.280 You should go on together, actually.

00:43:58.480 That'd be great.

00:44:00.000 Yeah.

00:44:00.400 That'd be funny.

00:44:01.620 So, it was in that Libertarian...

00:44:04.020 Oh, I remember.

00:44:05.340 Yeah.

00:44:05.700 Yeah.

00:44:05.820 That Libertarian thing yesterday, I think.

00:44:08.540 Well, the day before yesterday.

00:44:10.320 What does that say?

00:44:11.020 Nick be looking like a snack.

00:44:12.400 Yeah, he does, right?

00:44:13.140 Laying down there all sexy.

00:44:14.520 Jose wants to fuck Nick.

00:44:15.740 He's actually off-camera sucking his dick right now.

00:44:18.640 I've been visiting old people all day.

00:44:20.600 Nick looks like the piece of chocolate that they put on the pillow.

00:44:25.780 What?

00:44:27.420 It's a Turkish man, actually.

00:44:29.820 Yeah, he's a little Andy's man.

00:44:32.620 Piece of chocolate they put on the pillow.

00:44:34.160 It's a Jody in the background.

00:44:35.720 I cracked, I cracked, Jody.

00:44:41.180 Fuck.

00:44:42.020 What was I saying?

00:44:43.160 I forgot.

00:44:44.080 Something about Fakertarian.

00:44:45.620 Something about Fakertarans.

00:44:46.900 No, it was for the LP chair shit.

00:44:48.840 It was like three or four hours.

00:44:50.700 It just retarded.

00:44:52.260 It was the first and last time I'll ever sit through one of these party, politic, whatever

00:44:57.840 the fuck, because I just wanted to see what these people were saying.

00:45:01.640 I mean, man, just the worst of the worst people show up there.

00:45:06.160 All the losers were there.

00:45:08.320 They're in the chat.

00:45:09.660 Somebody went on the mic and told Karen Ann to go fuck herself or something.

00:45:14.560 I heard that.

00:45:15.160 Yeah, I was like, was that John Waldenberger?

00:45:17.740 Any suck my dicks making an appearance?

00:45:20.520 Or eat my ass.

00:45:22.280 Or eat my ass.

00:45:23.440 Suck my dicks were not there.

00:45:25.140 But they did mention how mean Josh was.

00:45:28.040 And I was like, oh, man.

00:45:32.020 It was just such a, so I was in the chat just trying to be like sort of civil and Hudak was

00:45:38.780 in there.

00:45:39.680 So I was talking with him and he was like, come on the show.

00:45:42.200 And I was like, no, I fucking hate you.

00:45:44.280 Like, why would I come on the show?

00:45:47.460 It's like.

00:45:48.560 It seems like they're inviting people all the time and nobody wants to come on.

00:45:53.000 I'm going to go.

00:45:53.820 I'm going to do it, dude.

00:45:54.620 I'm doing it.

00:45:55.160 It's official.

00:45:56.560 Hell yeah.

00:45:58.280 God bless you.

00:45:59.780 In Liberty Twitter and Liberty Podcast, you can get almost anybody on just by asking you.

00:46:04.240 And then they have like the hardest time.

00:46:05.900 People tell them to actually know.

00:46:07.780 Like no one's told us no.

00:46:09.580 It's not like they ignore.

00:46:10.840 They don't even get ignored.

00:46:11.940 They get told no.

00:46:13.440 What people don't know is you have to suck their dick to get them on.

00:46:16.840 That's how it's done.

00:46:18.860 In libertarian circles.

00:46:20.760 Libertarian circles.

00:46:21.480 Robbing the fire.

00:46:22.040 And it really sucks.

00:46:23.080 But I mean, it was worth it.

00:46:24.920 Yeah.

00:46:25.940 What's that?

00:46:26.500 What does it taste like?

00:46:29.740 Robbing the fire.

00:46:30.900 I got a plan.

00:46:31.440 I got a plan for an outfit.

00:46:32.320 I'm not doing blackface.

00:46:33.640 I said I was going to.

00:46:35.920 I'm not going to.

00:46:37.080 I've got a plan for an outfit that everybody's going to love.

00:46:40.520 And I've got a plan for how I'm going to conduct myself that everybody.

00:46:44.140 People are probably not going to love.

00:46:46.580 Oh, yeah.

00:46:46.980 It's just going to be like the.

00:46:48.300 I'm going to love it.

00:46:49.320 And it's just going to be his ass.

00:46:50.740 And he's just going to be spreading it and talking the whole time.

00:46:55.440 Isn't that just Ace Ventura?

00:46:57.620 Yeah.

00:46:58.060 He's going to do the Ace Ventura.

00:46:59.980 Excuse me.

00:47:00.660 I'd like to ask you a few questions.

00:47:03.340 It's honest.

00:47:03.960 It's what they deserve.

00:47:04.640 I was telling him in the chat.

00:47:06.060 I'm like, hey, man, like everybody hates you.

00:47:09.060 Don't you realize that?

00:47:10.620 And he was like, not in the circles I run.

00:47:12.120 And I was like, there's 10 people in that fucking circle.

00:47:15.140 And they all hate you.

00:47:18.700 Oh, that'd be so good.

00:47:21.160 No, show up late and be like, sorry, I was on colored people time.

00:47:24.640 Do it.

00:47:25.440 That's all you have to do.

00:47:26.640 You did that to them.

00:47:27.860 Oh, God.

00:47:29.040 Oh, God.

00:47:29.540 I would laugh so hard.

00:47:30.940 I remember whenever Joshua Smith.

00:47:32.680 I don't remember who it was that he had on that they were in the chat.

00:47:35.940 But Lausta was like, dude, if I ever see you, I'm going to smack the fuck out of you.

00:47:40.760 Yeah, that was Michael Heiss.

00:47:42.700 Yeah, that was Michael Heiss.

00:47:43.900 Of course.

00:47:44.240 Yeah.

00:47:44.700 Now, what actually wound up happening with the chair race, though?

00:47:48.580 Because I know Josh, like it looked like Josh lost by less than a percent or something.

00:47:53.000 And he lost to some woman who I guess is already the chair of the LP Texas, which in my opinion is like the worst LP state affiliate that there is.

00:48:02.140 At least based on their Twitter, which fucking blows ass.

00:48:04.700 The Twitter is horrible.

00:48:05.620 So I'm guessing this woman is terrible.

00:48:07.000 I think it's a woman.

00:48:08.700 Well, and so just inherently, you know, based on that fact alone, she's terrible.

00:48:13.360 If it's not a woman, it is a woman.

00:48:15.920 But what actually happened with that?

00:48:17.920 They had like a rank choice voting.

00:48:20.960 So Joshua tied with her in the first round or something, and then he lost because the second choice.

00:48:28.580 The whole thing is ridiculous because no one knows who she is.

00:48:33.600 And it's not a popularity contest.

00:48:35.540 But if you were running a political party, wouldn't you want someone that is a prominent figure, that is influential, that has like a decent following?

00:48:45.520 Yeah, like Joe Bishop Henschman, obviously.

00:48:47.280 I was going to say that, dude.

00:48:48.460 Who the fuck knew who that retard was there either?

00:48:50.980 I didn't know who the hell that guy was.

00:48:52.400 Controlled opposition doesn't need popular people.

00:48:55.400 You're right.

00:48:56.380 In fact, it needs quite the opposite.

00:48:58.100 Hey, Jose is in the chat saying it's going to be Popeye.

00:49:00.180 No, I'm not doing that.

00:49:01.020 I'm going to show up, and I'm going to have a really nice outfit you guys are going to love.

00:49:05.120 I'm excited.

00:49:05.400 I'm looking forward to it.

00:49:06.220 I hope you're dressed up as Kevin Cassidy.

00:49:10.120 Now, does Nick get his own – does he get another Top Lobster piece of artwork for this appearance?

00:49:17.260 No, you don't need to do it.

00:49:18.200 Don't worry.

00:49:18.740 I mean, it'll be a really easy Photoshop if we do.

00:49:22.540 Oh, okay.

00:49:23.420 It's not going to be – yeah, don't worry.

00:49:25.280 Don't worry.

00:49:26.580 Believe me, you guys are going to fucking love it.

00:49:28.400 He's dressing up like coming to America.

00:49:32.280 That would be hilarious, though.

00:49:34.760 That would be great.

00:49:36.180 Because I did love – which I don't think we've mentioned it yet tonight, right?

00:49:38.680 I did love that Top Lobster did the Larry Sharp artwork that was literally just –

00:49:43.100 That was hilarious.

00:49:46.200 I did drop a super chat in there, and I said – because Rogue in the chat, in the Twitter chat said,

00:49:51.540 hey, Larry, Josh just asked Larry about you or something.

00:49:55.700 So I jumped into YouTube real quick.

00:49:57.460 I was recording with Reed that night, so I couldn't stay.

00:49:59.480 But I just dropped a super chat.

00:50:00.700 I was like, no hard feelings for Larry.

00:50:02.380 And he was like, no, no, no worries.

00:50:03.540 It's okay.

00:50:03.920 I love you too.

00:50:07.360 Damn.

00:50:08.300 Is Larry Sharp Mike Tyson?

00:50:09.840 I'm not sure.

00:50:11.320 Yeah, he's like a thin Mike Tyson.

00:50:12.480 I'm not going to impress him.

00:50:14.440 I don't know.

00:50:14.880 Josh said I sound like –

00:50:15.960 That's a reflection on me and not him.

00:50:17.560 I didn't mean it that way.

00:50:18.560 I promise.

00:50:22.840 I really don't –

00:50:23.340 Seriously, though, no hard feelings.

00:50:24.440 He was fine.

00:50:25.400 He's Dredder Tatum from The Simpsons.

00:50:28.340 They're –

00:50:28.660 I thought that was really funny too because I did that picture where I put mine and then his right next to each other,

00:50:34.480 like looking at each other.

00:50:35.420 I was like, what are we arguing about, fellas?

00:50:37.160 And Tone's comment on there, one, it was, which one of you is blacker?

00:50:42.940 That's great.

00:50:43.620 Oh, my God.

00:50:46.180 I think it is definitely debatable.

00:50:48.860 So, Lopsos, so Josh never noticed that when you first sent it to him, right?

00:50:52.020 No, he did.

00:50:53.180 Oh, okay.

00:50:55.080 So, I sent it to him.

00:50:56.280 I thought you said he didn't.

00:50:56.840 Were you just fucking with me?

00:50:59.360 No, no.

00:50:59.880 I said I'm going to send it to him for approval.

00:51:02.040 But Josh –

00:51:02.680 Shout out to Josh, man.

00:51:03.580 He's mad cool.

00:51:04.220 I could –

00:51:05.180 He's like, just draw it.

00:51:06.120 I don't care.

00:51:06.640 So, I do whatever I want.

00:51:07.900 And I told him, like, listen, I'm taking a bit of a shot at Larry here.

00:51:10.500 And he was like, go for it.

00:51:12.460 And then he mentioned it.

00:51:15.740 I just thought it was a joke.

00:51:18.600 No, no.

00:51:18.960 He got it.

00:51:19.460 He got it.

00:51:19.940 Well, I sent it to him.

00:51:21.020 He didn't get it.

00:51:21.420 But then I was like, that's a shot at Larry.

00:51:23.340 And then he's like, that's fine.

00:51:25.460 I didn't think it was a shot.

00:51:26.820 I just thought it was a joke playing on the Nick is Black thing.

00:51:30.360 Yeah, yeah.

00:51:30.740 But I don't know these people.

00:51:33.520 That's not what it was?

00:51:34.580 What?

00:51:34.980 And also –

00:51:35.840 I thought it was a thing that me and –

00:51:37.100 Because he called me out.

00:51:37.540 Yeah, because y'all had a spat.

00:51:38.700 That's what it was.

00:51:39.220 Yeah, we had a tiff.

00:51:40.460 Oh, yeah.

00:51:41.280 I forgot about that.

00:51:42.000 He told on you.

00:51:43.280 Yeah, that was –

00:51:44.180 Sorry.

00:51:45.160 I forgot about that.

00:51:46.080 We talked about that on the show too.

00:51:47.320 That was because –

00:51:47.920 Yeah, I forget.

00:51:48.480 Because you went after Ricky Dale Harrington, right?

00:51:51.000 Well –

00:51:52.360 You said he was acting like a bitch.

00:51:53.840 And then Larry tried to call in the cavalry or something.

00:51:57.240 He was like –

00:51:57.780 Let's let sleeping dogs lie, gentlemen.

00:51:59.780 Yeah.

00:52:00.220 Yeah.

00:52:01.680 That's the old Nick Ashley.

00:52:03.860 That account's dead and gone.

00:52:05.340 We don't have to dwell on the past.

00:52:06.700 He called in Dave to try to rein you in, man.

00:52:09.980 I'm new and darker than ever.

00:52:12.900 That's right.

00:52:13.900 It's like, yo, Dave Smith, is this your boy?

00:52:16.080 And Dave was like, who the fuck is that guy?

00:52:19.500 Who the fuck is that guy?

00:52:20.920 Well, Dave knows who I am now, motherfucker.

00:52:22.980 So how about it?

00:52:26.640 Unfortunately –

00:52:27.360 I just want to say that we have beef with your employer, Mr. Josh Smith,

00:52:31.320 because he's never come on the show.

00:52:34.360 I asked him to come today, but he was like, oh, I got kids to put to sleep.

00:52:39.020 I get it.

00:52:39.640 He's a busy man.

00:52:40.340 He's got a baker's dozen kids.

00:52:42.160 He does five shows.

00:52:43.160 Wait, put to sleep?

00:52:44.100 Wait, he's euthanizing kids?

00:52:45.480 What the fuck?

00:52:47.560 Well, what does the LB platform say about that?

00:52:50.420 He's saying goodnight with a pillow.

00:52:52.320 I was just like, goodnight.

00:52:54.840 Josh Kevorkian.

00:52:57.360 No, but we've had – when we first started the podcast,

00:53:01.460 we added Josh to the group chat, and we're like, Josh, when can you do it?

00:53:06.180 And he said, Mondays.

00:53:07.180 And we said, all right.

00:53:08.700 He's still in there.

00:53:09.600 And he said, all right, Josh, Monday, 9 o'clock, just for you.

00:53:13.420 This was episode two.

00:53:14.160 Never came on.

00:53:15.240 No, it was episode one.

00:53:16.500 We told him – yeah, it was episode one.

00:53:18.460 We said, like, will you come on?

00:53:20.160 He was like, yeah, I'll come on.

00:53:22.160 I thought it was the second one, and then we wound up with Shane Hazel instead.

00:53:26.380 Yeah, it was episode two.

00:53:28.600 I think we talked about him, and he couldn't do one, but we did ask him to do one at first,

00:53:33.240 and he couldn't do it.

00:53:34.720 So he was going to say, I'll do two.

00:53:37.220 But fuck that guy.

00:53:42.160 He's burning bridges.

00:53:44.980 I'll burn him, baby.

00:53:46.240 Josh is my boy.

00:53:48.020 Yeah.

00:53:48.300 Listen, I get it.

00:53:49.860 Josh, the boy, you go on the show.

00:53:51.280 He's your boy.

00:53:52.260 What if it sucks?

00:53:53.520 Can you blame him for not coming on?

00:53:55.020 Fuck.

00:53:55.360 Me and Nick are, like, just trying to protect the bag right now.

00:53:58.880 We're like, oh, you're Josh.

00:53:59.640 I'm trying to mediate.

00:54:00.860 Dude, I had a – oh, never mind.

00:54:02.100 I'm not going to – I'll tell you all off my –

00:54:04.220 I'm joking because I love Josh.

00:54:06.980 I just thought it was always funny because he's in the chat with us.

00:54:10.160 By the way, because people are going to speculate.

00:54:11.840 What I was about to say is I was mediating a conflict between some other folks.

00:54:15.820 It had nothing to do with Josh.

00:54:17.360 It just reminded me of that.

00:54:18.880 I'll tell you all out there because I don't want to out anybody.

00:54:20.740 I tried to do that today.

00:54:21.960 You saw that.

00:54:22.520 That failed miserably.

00:54:23.980 I was like, guys, stop.

00:54:26.020 And they're like, hey, fuck you, bro.

00:54:27.320 And I was like, all right, never mind.

00:54:28.260 I'm out.

00:54:32.460 Somebody's like, hey, guys, can we stop fighting?

00:54:34.220 Hey, shut the fuck up.

00:54:35.120 All right, fine.

00:54:35.620 Just keep fighting.

00:54:36.140 I'm just going to go over here and draw, bro.

00:54:37.440 I'm going to leave it alone.

00:54:37.920 I don't know.

00:54:41.540 Maybe if you did like a Saturday or something, I don't know.

00:54:44.940 Maybe you get Josh on.

00:54:46.260 You should really say like, yeah, we got Saturday.

00:54:48.640 We got a good day.

00:54:49.360 You're off right away.

00:54:50.600 And if he says no, then you know that he's like, fuck you guys.

00:54:55.440 When does he go to Disneyland?

00:54:56.540 We'll try to like get him on that weekend.

00:54:58.460 He'll just run up on him with the camera in Disneyland.

00:55:02.400 Quick podcast, sir.

00:55:04.300 Fuck them kids.

00:55:07.920 Go ahead.

00:55:13.100 Well, I was going to complain about Twitter.

00:55:15.760 Oh, what about Twitter?

00:55:17.800 Oh, just like to just see so many just retarded people on there.

00:55:21.880 Like today I was watching because it was trending on Twitter.

00:55:27.620 Fourth.

00:55:28.240 How was it?

00:55:28.880 Fourth stimulus checks now or something like that.

00:55:30.860 Yeah.

00:55:31.440 Monthly stimulus checks now.

00:55:33.020 Yeah, they want monthly stimulus checks and they're like, people are dying.

00:55:36.560 Like, Jesus.

00:55:38.460 I literally can't stand it.

00:55:39.880 Like I'm at my wits end with these people.

00:55:43.120 Man, since Joe Biden became president, I kind of checked out of like actual politics.

00:55:48.440 Yeah, I'm not doing that.

00:55:49.520 I read that.

00:55:50.400 Dude, I don't know if this guy is on Twitter or not, but he does not miss in this show.

00:55:58.060 He is, but he's private.

00:55:59.240 I know who he is.

00:56:00.300 He DM'd me after the joke he made about John fucking McCain's brain cells being maverick.

00:56:06.680 Oh, my God.

00:56:08.400 Yeah, he DM'd me because he liked that we liked that.

00:56:11.220 He's funny as hell, dude.

00:56:12.460 He's private, though.

00:56:13.340 His Twitter account is private.

00:56:14.620 Oh, all right.

00:56:15.160 I want to follow this guy.

00:56:16.480 Well, he should DM me and I'll see if I'm following him or not because I want to.

00:56:19.980 If he's posting bangers like that, at least.

00:56:22.560 Send to him.

00:56:24.240 He should DM me and give me some jokes for Fat Dave.

00:56:27.460 Oh, yeah.

00:56:28.160 I need some new writers.

00:56:29.300 It's running dry out there.

00:56:34.520 What was I saying?

00:56:35.400 I forgot, man.

00:56:36.220 I forgot what I was just saying.

00:56:37.720 I have no idea.

00:56:38.160 Oh, you were asking me to say that you're not following politics right now.

00:56:40.840 So, like, I don't know what's going on.

00:56:43.280 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:43.740 Since he won, it's like, who gives a shit?

00:56:45.300 Like, I'm not really going to listen to whatever they say anyway.

00:56:48.940 But the IRS keeps sending me letters saying that they're going to give me money for my kids.

00:56:54.300 Me, too.

00:56:54.860 Well, I don't have kids, but they sent me multiple letters saying they're giving us more money.

00:56:58.140 It's like.

00:56:58.720 Yeah.

00:56:59.140 Every time I open, I'm like, fuck.

00:57:00.740 I have kids.

00:57:02.740 But, I mean, look, my baby mama.

00:57:04.620 But she's gone.

00:57:05.660 I love them.

00:57:06.660 Well, that's interesting.

00:57:07.220 Hey, look, I'm not that black.

00:57:08.800 Let's stop.

00:57:10.040 Some of you might know that I got a letter that says there was, like, a warrant out for my arrest.

00:57:14.780 Oh, really?

00:57:15.820 Oh, yeah.

00:57:16.720 I believe that.

00:57:17.280 For tax-related reasons, let's say.

00:57:20.680 Oh, shit.

00:57:21.180 Is that true?

00:57:22.380 That was more of an agorist than Jose is, actually.

00:57:24.840 On Twitter, was it a real thing?

00:57:28.480 It's real.

00:57:29.840 Why are you advertising this live on?

00:57:31.400 You're going to incriminate yourself on camera, too?

00:57:33.680 There are 17 people who are going to hear this, sir.

00:57:36.360 This is dangerous.

00:57:38.660 I advertise on Twitter, whatever.

00:57:40.740 I mean, I'm not advertising my actual identity, although people can probably figure it out.

00:57:45.180 Jesus Christ, dude.

00:57:46.300 So what do you got as you get pulled over?

00:57:48.520 I don't fucking know, dude.

00:57:49.740 I'll go to jail or something, and look who we have here now.

00:57:52.180 What's up?

00:57:53.300 Oh, man.

00:57:54.760 Dude, three black people on the show?

00:57:56.860 This is a freaking new ground.

00:57:58.860 Two black people, one wigger.

00:58:02.200 He's on mute.

00:58:02.980 Your mic is muted, brother.

00:58:04.420 You're muted.

00:58:05.560 You better not be calling me the wigger.

00:58:07.720 You know, there's a black motherfucker in here.

00:58:09.720 Yo, Clint, what's up, bro?

00:58:13.520 How you doing?

00:58:13.860 What's up, guys?

00:58:14.980 Top lobster in the building.

00:58:16.840 Hell yeah, man.

00:58:18.260 I'm just like, sure my audio is on the right context.

00:58:20.320 It's weird talking to you guys.

00:58:21.820 Like, you and Nick and all you guys.

00:58:23.520 It's like, I just see you guys in text, but this is pretty cool.

00:58:27.060 Yeah, man.

00:58:27.440 Oh, yeah.

00:58:28.620 Well, I'm getting dragged again by Stacy, so I decided to hop on and defend myself.

00:58:33.120 Are you serious?

00:58:33.620 Can you just play in short what the fuck is going on, dude?

00:58:35.760 Because I saw that, and that's – you saw that I had her muted.

00:58:39.700 It's nothing personal.

00:58:40.560 I just didn't remember.

00:58:43.060 Dude, I was trying to –

00:58:44.480 Let me explain to the listeners.

00:58:46.080 I sent the screenshot because they were like, oh, did Stacy get suspended

00:58:50.100 or did Stacy block me or whatever?

00:58:51.520 It turned out she had deactivated her account.

00:58:54.040 So I went to her account, and it shows, you know, this account does not exist

00:58:58.100 or whatever, the little thing at the bottom.

00:58:59.500 And I sent a screenshot of that to the group chat.

00:59:02.480 Like, oh, she deactivated.

00:59:03.380 And Clint goes, oh, Nick with the mute.

00:59:05.960 I was like, how did you know I muted her?

00:59:08.140 And it says it right fucking there.

00:59:09.940 I'm like, I am fucking retarded.

00:59:15.120 You thought I was, like, a psychic or something.

00:59:18.120 No, but I thought it might have been this little – this one little telltale thing,

00:59:21.460 like there's something missing from the page.

00:59:23.200 I had no idea, but it's just, like, in plain text right there.

00:59:25.920 You have muted.

00:59:26.820 I was like, you fucking idiot.

00:59:29.140 But anyway, it was only because I saw some shit popping off,

00:59:31.760 and I was like, I don't want to see all this all over my timeline.

00:59:34.860 I'll love you later.

00:59:35.860 It bums me out, man, because, like, I was cool with Stacey,

00:59:38.160 and I think Stacey's, you know, Pete's fiancee or whatever.

00:59:41.640 So I hate the fact that I'm being dragged into this,

00:59:44.920 but I have to defend myself.

00:59:46.040 I mean, she is making, like, really obvious inferences

00:59:50.500 that I'm in some way defending pedophilia,

00:59:54.020 even though the opening 45 minutes of this fucking episode

00:59:58.060 is with one of the most outspoken, you know,

01:00:01.080 sex trafficking survivors and advocates for the victims.

01:00:04.060 And it's like, literally, if you talk about that conversation,

01:00:07.420 you will have people that will just automatically assume

01:00:10.380 that you're a pedophile or a pedophile defender of some sort.

01:00:13.120 It's fucking insane.

01:00:14.600 And even if you talk to Jeremy Kaufman, apparently, that happens.

01:00:18.140 Just ask Nick Fuentes to come on the show.

01:00:21.460 I think that'll smooth everything over.

01:00:23.360 I think that they would be less upset if I talked to Nick Fuentes.

01:00:26.400 I think so, too.

01:00:28.240 Man, does that make sense?

01:00:29.740 That conversation shifted, like, drastically

01:00:31.660 because it was about Christianity, right?

01:00:33.700 I was just looking, and then all of a sudden, I'm like,

01:00:35.840 we were talking about Thaddeus Russell now.

01:00:38.680 Well, I didn't even catch the Christianity part, but I don't know.

01:00:41.840 Yeah, David Fight had made a tweet that was just something about your,

01:00:45.080 if you need a magical sky fairy.

01:00:46.700 The typical, like, cringe atheist thing.

01:00:50.800 Like, I'm not really a religious person,

01:00:52.560 but, like, the typical cringe religious or anti-religious sentiment

01:00:56.120 of magical sky fairy.

01:00:58.180 It's like, that's the dumbest shit to say about God.

01:01:00.460 The only people that rub me the wrong way harder

01:01:03.980 than, like, the devoutly, devoutly religious

01:01:06.080 that believe everyone else is going to hell

01:01:07.720 are the devoutly atheistic.

01:01:09.780 Those people trip me up.

01:01:11.720 So, yeah, I didn't even see that.

01:01:14.600 I mean, I saw David sending that shit

01:01:16.640 and people getting upset with him, but whatever.

01:01:18.820 She QT'd that, and she was like,

01:01:20.820 she tagged, like, the LP National,

01:01:22.920 the LP Mises Caucus, and a couple of other things,

01:01:25.720 and said, you guys are going to lose members.

01:01:28.320 I'm fucking done.

01:01:29.760 And then, like, Jose Galichon had replied to her.

01:01:32.180 Because of Thaddeus Russell?

01:01:33.200 No, because David Fite did the sky fairy thing,

01:01:38.740 and she was like, oh, LP, how dare you have this person?

01:01:42.420 Does David Fite speak for the LP?

01:01:45.100 Right.

01:01:45.720 I mean, I don't know.

01:01:46.460 I didn't even know he was a part of it, really.

01:01:48.220 I don't know, dude.

01:01:48.960 If they lose members, just tune into the fucking meeting.

01:01:51.260 He's obviously part of it.

01:01:52.120 Oh, he's gay.

01:01:55.660 Wait, what?

01:01:56.660 Damn.

01:01:57.840 I said he's obviously part of the LP.

01:01:59.740 He's fucking gay, right?

01:02:01.740 Yeah.

01:02:02.360 Listen, if you guys tuned into that meeting I was at yesterday,

01:02:05.580 I was listening to you.

01:02:05.960 I'm just kidding.

01:02:06.340 I don't.

01:02:08.300 It's so hard to even want to be a part of it,

01:02:10.500 because it's just, like, so stupid.

01:02:11.860 The people that show up and, like, have input into the party,

01:02:18.080 I'm like, dude, like, I wouldn't even,

01:02:19.960 I wouldn't conversate with you in real life.

01:02:21.960 I wouldn't spit on you.

01:02:23.320 Yeah, right.

01:02:24.260 Let's spit on you if you're on fire.

01:02:26.220 I've got a great example of exactly why I am interested

01:02:29.640 in the Mises Caucus and not at all interested in the broader LP.

01:02:32.940 I went to Visalia, California, about two or three months ago,

01:02:36.300 and I was going up for the Mises event,

01:02:38.440 which was going to have Hotep Jesus and Thaddeus Russell speaking.

01:02:41.220 Oh, Thaddeus Russell.

01:02:42.420 I know.

01:02:42.720 Evil.

01:02:43.240 Anyways.

01:02:44.340 And I go across the street.

01:02:46.040 They let a black person speak?

01:02:46.920 Wow.

01:02:47.400 I know.

01:02:47.860 Very woke.

01:02:49.680 I was told they were racist.

01:02:51.240 Yeah.

01:02:51.580 I was very disappointed to see it.

01:02:53.680 Really do that to save face, you know.

01:02:55.620 Yeah.

01:02:57.500 I went to the wrong.

01:02:58.900 You need to take his name from Hotep Jesus.

01:03:00.220 I'm sorry, Clint.

01:03:00.820 Go ahead.

01:03:02.400 Shut the fuck up, Nick.

01:03:03.540 Just mute Clint and we'll just keep going.

01:03:06.060 I did come late, so, like, I don't need to get any mic time.

01:03:09.100 I go across the street to the wrong spot,

01:03:11.920 and I'm at the regular LP convention,

01:03:14.900 and I don't even realize it because I don't know.

01:03:16.620 I've never been to a Mises event,

01:03:17.940 so I'm like, damn, this shit sucks, you know.

01:03:20.040 I'm just like, there's all these old people,

01:03:22.620 and, like, everyone's fucking boring as shit,

01:03:25.300 and it's, like, it's white person central,

01:03:27.540 and you're just like, this shit is garbage.

01:03:29.520 And then I get a text from Brian McWilliams saying,

01:03:32.240 yo, Thaddeus is asking where you're at.

01:03:33.940 You're supposed to be here.

01:03:34.760 And I was like, uh, I'm here, you know.

01:03:39.560 He's like, no, bro, you're fucking across the street.

01:03:41.840 So I go across the street.

01:03:43.080 I catch the end of Hotep's speech, and then Thaddeus' one.

01:03:46.380 Anyways, the vibe is totally different.

01:03:48.480 So, like, if you hate the LP as it exists now,

01:03:51.140 I do not blame you.

01:03:52.600 The reason that the Mises Caucus is dope

01:03:54.560 is because it's all the people like us.

01:03:56.460 It really, really is.

01:03:57.680 And they're fucking awesome.

01:03:59.620 So, I don't know.

01:04:00.360 Yeah, and I feel like Porkfest was like that this year, too.

01:04:03.140 Like, it felt like it was overrun with Mises people,

01:04:06.160 or at least people that, you know, have that vibe.

01:04:08.860 Yeah, it's the changing of the guard, man.

01:04:10.460 But the sad part is that so many of you base motherfuckers

01:04:13.340 want nothing to do with it.

01:04:14.280 So I'm like, I don't know.

01:04:15.160 That's not true.

01:04:15.640 I'm in the LP.

01:04:16.500 I'm in the LP.

01:04:17.280 All right, all right.

01:04:17.880 Cool.

01:04:18.160 I'm part of it.

01:04:20.060 I was a third day earlier, man.

01:04:21.380 I paid dues to the Mises Caucus.

01:04:23.660 It's a token, Jesus.

01:04:24.980 I feel like all of us don't want to be involved,

01:04:27.820 but we're like, yo, the Mises Caucus is dope, though.

01:04:30.020 I don't know.

01:04:30.460 But Dave asked us, too.

01:04:31.960 So I guess we won't.

01:04:33.140 And Dave said it would be cool if we joined.

01:04:36.620 Now, the people in the Mises tent were dope.

01:04:38.820 Besides the COVID, everyone was, like, really chill.

01:04:43.420 Did a bunch of people get COVID from that event?

01:04:45.760 I know Pete did.

01:04:46.920 A bunch of us got sick.

01:04:48.020 I don't know if it was COVID, but I was sick for a few days.

01:04:50.980 It was like my variant.

01:04:53.800 I mean, I probably shouldn't have been fucking everybody in the tent.

01:04:57.000 That was the problem.

01:05:00.640 There's your sign.

01:05:01.400 Sometimes you take what you can get, you know?

01:05:04.020 Yeah.

01:05:04.160 I'm going over here trying to be Vin Armani.

01:05:07.020 Oh, there we go.

01:05:08.560 He came in just in time.

01:05:11.000 I got to be here for you guys to drag Vin.

01:05:14.300 Nah, I'm fucking around.

01:05:16.180 No, I think the Mises Caucus was so strong,

01:05:18.440 then Josh Smith would have won for the chair.

01:05:20.640 But I guess not.

01:05:21.480 Yeah, well, what really bums me out, too, is that fucking what I heard is that the new interim chair or whatever is the lady who's responsible for the LP Texas.

01:05:31.280 And I don't know about y'all, but of all of the new, you know, based ass messaging, LP Texas is fucking trash, in my humble opinion.

01:05:39.100 So that is not a great sign.

01:05:40.520 What did they tweet the other, um...

01:05:42.740 It was about CRT.

01:05:43.780 They tweeted something, like, last week.

01:05:45.260 Was it the CRT?

01:05:46.340 Yeah, some dumb shit about CRT.

01:05:48.340 Where they're like, critical race theories are a distraction, blah, blah, blah.

01:05:51.320 We got to, you know, make every school private.

01:05:53.240 There was something else, too.

01:05:54.900 It was about the vaccine pass.

01:05:58.180 They pulled the private company, bro, unironically.

01:06:00.560 Yeah, that's what they did.

01:06:02.340 It was, like, it was so retarded.

01:06:04.040 That's an instant block.

01:06:04.860 I was like, yeah, the Federal Reserve is a privately owned bank.

01:06:08.280 They could do what they want.

01:06:09.320 LP Texas, probably.

01:06:12.960 Yeah, she's from there.

01:06:16.100 I don't know anything about her, so I don't want to say anything bad, but it's just...

01:06:19.480 I do.

01:06:19.640 She sucks.

01:06:24.020 I know her personally.

01:06:25.080 She tried to kill my dog.

01:06:28.240 Yeah, she might be all right.

01:06:30.440 She might be all right.

01:06:31.160 I don't know, but I'm just saying, the LP Texas, if she's responsible for that messaging,

01:06:35.720 I am not hopeful, but we'll see.

01:06:38.720 I mean, it ain't going to be that much worse than before.

01:06:40.680 It can't be.

01:06:41.700 No, it won't be worse than before, but I'm still looking for fucking gold here.

01:06:45.280 I'm not looking for silver.

01:06:46.700 By the way, Clint, back to the Cyprian and the thing, how did you feel about Dave's response?

01:06:54.580 Did you think it was a good response?

01:06:59.340 I've seen both.

01:07:00.260 The people are just like, eh, it wasn't good.

01:07:02.060 The people were like, he didn't take on the things that Cyprian was saying at all.

01:07:07.640 Well, I think this was my main critique for Matt and Vin, or Cyprian, was that I thought

01:07:12.980 that their delivery style and the way that they degraded Dave and they fucking basically

01:07:17.840 demonized the guy.

01:07:19.960 Like, if you expect him to be even capable, like, he's not superhuman.

01:07:23.500 I don't know if I could have been able to come back with a rational response.

01:07:27.280 I would have just been like, fuck you, bitches.

01:07:28.840 Like, you talking about me like I'm evil?

01:07:30.960 You know, like, I don't really blame Dave, but yeah, I think Dave probably could have

01:07:36.260 done a better job at addressing some of the merits of the arguments, but he probably didn't

01:07:40.120 even get to it because the first hour is them just fucking shitting on him, so he probably

01:07:43.800 shut it off.

01:07:44.520 Like, I don't even know if you saw the second half where we actually talk more about the

01:07:47.840 tactical differences and things.

01:07:49.420 Yeah, well, and he's a gay gigolo, so it's pretty easy to shitting on him.

01:07:53.660 Is he really gay?

01:07:55.740 By which I mean, give him a Cleveland steamer, by the way.

01:07:58.880 He ain't gay, but you know, 20 bucks is 20 bucks type of thing.

01:08:04.080 20 bucks goes a long way in Cyprian.

01:08:06.760 One of the words he used to describe Dave was he was calling him like a predator, and I'm

01:08:11.400 like, motherfucker, I see that picture with you and that midget.

01:08:13.880 You're a predator.

01:08:14.400 It's so funny, like giving people hope is now being a predator, or like giving people

01:08:21.860 like a thing to believe in is now predatory.

01:08:24.540 It's like, okay, I guess like your job is predatory because they give you hope that you

01:08:29.320 can make some money.

01:08:30.620 Does anyone cast a vote for a Libertarian Party candidate ever in their life expecting them

01:08:36.960 to win?

01:08:37.980 Because I have never cast a vote expecting for them to win.

01:08:41.220 It is always a protest vote.

01:08:42.540 So like, who's who is being lied to?

01:08:44.620 And if you're if you're being lied to as you cast a vote for a Libertarian candidate, are

01:08:48.080 you not just so fucking dumb?

01:08:49.500 You're beyond salvation?

01:08:50.880 Yeah, exactly.

01:08:52.300 He's like, I wish I wish it worked that way.

01:08:54.900 But is that kind of true?

01:08:55.820 She had me convinced, dude.

01:08:57.580 She had it in the bag.

01:08:58.760 That's my issue.

01:08:59.440 That was my issue with the whole thing with what Vin was saying is because he's first

01:09:03.860 off, he like prefaces this whole argument with first off, Mises caucus people and

01:09:08.100 Libertarians are all incel cucks.

01:09:10.280 And now let me tell you why you should listen to me.

01:09:13.280 Not like you already said that you hate us.

01:09:16.340 So everything else is stupid.

01:09:18.480 Yeah.

01:09:18.920 Yeah.

01:09:19.180 It's like everything else is like just now you're falling on death.

01:09:21.660 It's like I was very I didn't say anything to him.

01:09:24.140 He called me stupid right off the bat for no like no good reason.

01:09:27.140 And I was like, all right, I appreciate the work you do.

01:09:29.580 Like, I'm not going to come after you because I respect you.

01:09:31.460 But then I just I see it's like, oh, this is a pattern of behavior.

01:09:33.960 So suck my dick.

01:09:34.940 I don't know the whole thing of like more people know me than Dave.

01:09:41.160 It's like, OK, man, like it's like that was a beautiful copy pasta right there.

01:09:45.980 I mean, it's I don't want to do it because I think he brings value.

01:09:51.000 But it's like, I don't know what's going on with you, man.

01:09:54.080 It and then the latest thing with the gun argument is what we wanted to talk about.

01:09:58.620 Oh, yeah.

01:09:59.380 Yeah, I agree with what he's saying.

01:10:01.260 I agree with what, you know, Claire said.

01:10:03.840 It makes a lot of sense.

01:10:06.080 If you're agreeing with Claire, you're in trouble, brother.

01:10:08.340 That's my that's my bitch.

01:10:10.520 Claire is good.

01:10:11.640 I promise.

01:10:12.260 Fucking Claire, man.

01:10:13.520 I love Claire.

01:10:14.480 She's a bit.

01:10:15.500 I don't know who it is.

01:10:16.780 It's got to be Brandon, right?

01:10:18.860 No, not Brandon.

01:10:19.920 Don't dox Claire.

01:10:21.800 Clint, how dare you?

01:10:23.240 Dude, I'm not.

01:10:23.860 Dude, Claire is legit, man.

01:10:26.140 It's an old woman, right?

01:10:27.360 It's an old woman.

01:10:27.940 It's an old woman.

01:10:28.040 It's an old woman.

01:10:28.160 It's an old woman.

01:10:28.600 Whoever he is is a genius.

01:10:30.680 Yes.

01:10:30.880 It's got to be a man because it's a good Twitter account.

01:10:33.080 Too smart.

01:10:35.020 No offense, Roth Birdie.

01:10:36.540 And I see you in the chat out there.

01:10:42.920 She's super nice, too.

01:10:44.320 It's wonderful if you're a man.

01:10:46.440 Sorry.

01:10:47.440 I think Claire is in the chat, too, by the way.

01:10:50.440 Oh, hey.

01:10:51.940 I love that Forrest Mommy keeps coming back for Nick to talk about.

01:10:56.360 Wait, what happened?

01:10:57.220 Clint, is it okay if I say hi to Forrest Mommy?

01:10:59.500 Yeah, yeah.

01:11:00.000 Feel free.

01:11:01.220 She still hasn't accepted my proposal, so you're good.

01:11:04.000 Wow.

01:11:04.300 What are you waiting for?

01:11:05.540 I know.

01:11:06.220 She's driven.

01:11:07.460 You could clean up.

01:11:08.520 I don't know what she was referring to, but.

01:11:10.140 Probably if it's, like, something to do with money, she's talking to Clint, not us.

01:11:15.720 That's why I showed it, yeah.

01:11:17.820 This guy over here is recording from his phone.

01:11:20.580 By the way, I started dropping.

01:11:22.260 I didn't drop Clint's name, but I started dropping, like, yeah, I got a buddy that used

01:11:26.920 to be a private mortgage money lender.

01:11:28.960 He knows a lot about the economy, so if he was telling me, I dropped that.

01:11:32.540 I've dropped that.

01:11:33.140 He was on Tim Poo once.

01:11:34.620 Yeah.

01:11:35.120 I love, like, you think that you could drop my name to a stranger, and they'd be like,

01:11:38.240 oh, yeah, fucking Clint from Liberty Electrum.

01:11:40.280 No one knows who the fuck I am, bro.

01:11:41.740 I say private mortgage money lender.

01:11:43.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:11:44.060 That's what I say.

01:11:44.760 Oh, man.

01:11:45.660 When I first got to Porkfest, I got out my car, and someone was like, yo, Top Lobster,

01:11:50.160 like, right away recognized me.

01:11:51.280 And I was like, this is weird.

01:11:52.140 So I tell my wife, and I'm like, I'm sort of famous with, like, nobody.

01:11:56.780 Like, just in this little area, people know who I am.

01:11:59.820 This is fucking weird, man.

01:12:01.160 We're all famous to, like, 7,500 people.

01:12:08.440 That's what drove me crazy about Stacey's, you know, kind of inferences about, she's like,

01:12:13.920 why do you want to give Thaddeus a bigger voice?

01:12:16.320 I'm like, woman, he's been on Joe Rogan.

01:12:19.200 Like, what are we even talking about?

01:12:20.940 Joe Rogan brought him up.

01:12:22.400 Yeah, like, I'm platforming Thaddeus Russell.

01:12:25.300 Like, are we, have we lost all sense of reality?

01:12:27.640 Thaddeus Russell has his own platform that is pretty big, and he's had multiple people

01:12:32.380 on.

01:12:32.920 It's a university.

01:12:34.180 And I know his numbers.

01:12:36.720 I would have Kim Jong-un on, given the chance.

01:12:39.360 Like, what the fuck are we talking about here?

01:12:41.280 Like, come on.

01:12:42.380 Dude, I was going to say, all Clint was really doing is taking some of Thaddeus' time away

01:12:46.480 from what he does otherwise, which is talking to Joe Rogan.

01:12:49.660 No.

01:12:50.060 Motherfucker.

01:12:53.160 The more he talks, the less he does other shit.

01:12:55.400 Every minute, every minute he is on camera talking about Liberty is one less minute he's

01:12:59.860 fucking kids.

01:13:02.140 No, he's teaching them.

01:13:03.820 What are you talking about?

01:13:04.440 He said it.

01:13:05.360 Cole said that.

01:13:06.360 None of us.

01:13:07.700 Jesus.

01:13:08.000 That Dave said it.

01:13:11.100 Not Cole.

01:13:11.460 Come on.

01:13:11.800 I feel like Thaddeus can take a joke.

01:13:13.660 I mean, he can take a little kid's dick, so.

01:13:19.020 Hey, listen, I'm trying to get that discount to Renegade University, so let's cool it here.

01:13:22.560 I got to get that Renegade University discount so I can get the Bitcoin Mystery School with

01:13:35.300 Vin, so.

01:13:37.080 Everyone play it easy.

01:13:38.520 Play it easy.

01:13:38.980 Come on.

01:13:40.540 So what does he do?

01:13:41.740 He talks about Bitcoin, but I thought he was an advocate for Bitcoin cash.

01:13:46.640 I don't know.

01:13:47.660 I don't even know.

01:13:48.980 I don't know.

01:13:49.480 I don't care anymore at this point either.

01:13:50.940 He was in some debate, I think, on what, Lines of Liberty, maybe, where he was, I forget

01:13:55.700 if he was on the Bitcoin side or the Bitcoin cash side, but he was on one side of that

01:13:58.960 debate.

01:13:59.380 It would have been Bitcoin cash because he was debating Guy Swan, who was the Bitcoin.

01:14:03.120 He lost that debate.

01:14:04.540 That sounds like the most boring debate I've ever heard of.

01:14:09.060 I think I watched it, actually, so.

01:14:11.460 Bitcoin versus Bitcoin cash.

01:14:13.700 I might as well just.

01:14:14.380 Let me think about the pussies that just got wet from you saying that sentence.

01:14:22.120 Let me give my defense of Cyprian, since no one else is going to do it.

01:14:25.660 Who's that?

01:14:26.740 Vin, sorry.

01:14:27.780 I still think that he has a very unique mind, and he's actually, like, his analysis of the

01:14:35.340 rollout.

01:14:35.700 So did Charles Manson.

01:14:36.200 What the fuck?

01:14:38.000 You know what?

01:14:39.340 Charles Manson has some interesting points, so that's all I'm going to say.

01:14:42.140 No, seriously.

01:14:42.840 So did Hitler.

01:14:44.380 Here we go.

01:14:47.860 No, seriously.

01:14:48.660 Like, if you followed Vin slash Cyprian over the past year, Homeboy was, like, hammering

01:14:53.620 all these things that were coming out with the lockdowns and the rollouts of vaccine

01:14:57.440 passports, and he was always ahead of the curve.

01:14:59.340 It was really genuinely impressive how, like, in tune with the tyranny that we were experiencing

01:15:05.600 he was and how in front of it he was.

01:15:07.260 So it really bums me out to see him have now taken such an antagonistic stance to, you know,

01:15:13.200 the other fucking badasses in this movement.

01:15:16.080 And it's like, and now he's just basically universally reviled.

01:15:19.700 And I'm like, oh, God, it sucks, man.

01:15:21.660 And I feel kind of responsible, but he did it to himself.

01:15:24.260 So I don't know.

01:15:25.380 Yeah, he's also, like, a legit Christian, too, right?

01:15:28.740 Yeah, he's Orthodox Christian.

01:15:30.720 Yeah, okay.

01:15:31.420 From Pete Quinonez talking about him in the dim age.

01:15:34.480 And I was like, oh, this Vin Armani guy is, you know, an interesting cat.

01:15:37.740 And, I mean, I think he's really smart.

01:15:40.080 He's clearly a really smart guy, but I don't know enough about him to say too much.

01:15:46.040 But from my impression, he's just, he seems like he's, I don't know if petty is the right word.

01:15:51.940 It is, it does apply.

01:15:54.580 But it seems like some of, like, for example, yesterday he made a thing about, he posted a picture of the text of the LP's official position on prostitution,

01:16:06.000 about how we support prostitution and all that.

01:16:08.640 Right, yeah, I saw that.

01:16:10.080 And he was like, I wonder if the Mises caucus took over, that it would, that this would go away.

01:16:15.160 And I was like, no.

01:16:16.540 Yeah, no, we're going to throw hookers in prison, dude.

01:16:21.060 Brandon, our boy Brandon, quote tweeted that was, the reason was because everybody makes fun of him because he used to be a hooker.

01:16:28.040 I don't even know if he used to be a hooker, but that's what people make fun of him for.

01:16:30.760 So regardless.

01:16:32.040 Yeah, yeah, no, he was a gigolo.

01:16:33.720 He was on a fucking documentary series.

01:16:36.060 I thought it was a TV show.

01:16:37.200 I don't know, dude.

01:16:37.800 No, he was definitely a very high paid gigolo.

01:16:41.260 Yeah, yeah.

01:16:41.740 But he said, Brandon QT'd that with, if you're going to make fun of me, be principled with a crying emoji.

01:16:48.660 And then he just replied with yes, just yes.

01:16:51.760 And I was like, oh, he's trying to flip it like where he's criticizing the Mises caucus because we're making, people are making fun of him for you having been a male prostitute.

01:17:01.180 And he's trying to look that and say, oh, well, look, your principal said you shouldn't be doing this.

01:17:06.060 It's like, no, motherfucker.

01:17:07.060 That's not how it works.

01:17:08.180 But Brandon got a good jab in him.

01:17:10.700 You guys could go see it.

01:17:11.580 It was fucking hilarious.

01:17:13.060 No, I mean.

01:17:13.840 Brandon's so funny.

01:17:14.900 Yeah, he is.

01:17:15.700 I mean, aren't our principals more so like we don't think you should be doing this as far as prostitution is concerned, but we also won't throw you in jail for it?

01:17:24.540 Not even that, though, Toad.

01:17:25.500 It was just that, like, it's jokes.

01:17:27.600 I was like, jokes are not reflective of principles.

01:17:30.140 Like, if you say something in an attempt to be funny, in an attempt to jab at somebody, that doesn't mean, that doesn't reflect principles.

01:17:37.520 If I say the N-word as a joke, it doesn't mean I'm racist.

01:17:41.200 Right.

01:17:41.320 It just implies it.

01:17:43.420 Ironically, yeah.

01:17:45.220 Well, not in your case, but.

01:17:46.900 Yeah, that's true.

01:17:48.760 Well, wait, you mean none of us are actually gay in here?

01:17:51.340 What?

01:17:52.060 We got some showing dong.

01:17:55.200 You get me drunk enough, we can talk, Toad.

01:17:57.140 I don't know.

01:17:58.240 I'm going to call us predators for being pretending to be gay.

01:18:01.780 All we have to do is take me to that man cave of his.

01:18:04.380 Yeah, that's right.

01:18:04.980 Let's go.

01:18:05.380 And I'm not talking about your house.

01:18:09.500 Yeah.

01:18:09.860 Yo, Brandon's joke was so funny because Vin kept calling him an incel.

01:18:15.060 And he's like, well, first you got to tell me if you get pussy.

01:18:17.660 And he's like, every time you reply to me, I get some more pussy or something like that.

01:18:22.300 It was so funny.

01:18:23.160 And then Vin tried to flip it on him and do the exact same joke.

01:18:25.820 And then Vin immediately realized that the joke had already been made towards him.

01:18:29.680 And he's like, oh, wait, was that what you were going for?

01:18:32.100 Good job.

01:18:32.440 I don't want to say anything, but, you know.

01:18:36.160 Danny came up with the joke.

01:18:37.620 Yeah, in the chat.

01:18:38.800 Oh, yeah.

01:18:39.120 Yeah.

01:18:39.320 Sorry.

01:18:39.580 It was tops.

01:18:40.200 It was tops.

01:18:40.680 My bad.

01:18:40.820 I was like, yo, send that, Brandon.

01:18:42.380 It was great.

01:18:43.280 He was like, yeah, every time you reply to me, I'm getting a little pussy or something like that.

01:18:47.980 Yeah, that was genius.

01:18:49.480 It was so perfect.

01:18:50.500 That is so good.

01:18:51.600 It was so funny because he replied like he's cycling.

01:18:53.820 He replied like with the same joke back.

01:18:56.000 And I'm like, what?

01:18:56.820 And then he replied to his own comment.

01:18:58.480 He probably replied to his own to be like, oh, shit.

01:19:00.900 Good one, bro.

01:19:01.820 You got me.

01:19:02.760 Yeah.

01:19:02.940 But that's what I'm that's what I'm saying about Vin is like the fact that in like after

01:19:07.920 all of that reflection, he could then just give credit to Brandon, a.k.a.

01:19:11.640 Top Lobster in that moment for it being a great joke.

01:19:14.560 It's like, you're like, you're a fucking you're you can be one of us.

01:19:18.500 Just chill the fuck out.

01:19:19.680 Right.

01:19:20.000 I liked that.

01:19:21.140 Did that seem disingenuous to you?

01:19:22.960 Because I don't know where to place him with that, because it could either be like, good

01:19:27.000 joke, bro.

01:19:27.720 Like, and I'm like wearing a fucking schmock in Saipan or something.

01:19:30.820 Or he's like, damn, you got me.

01:19:32.520 All right.

01:19:32.800 Like, you know what I'm saying?

01:19:34.300 No, he said.

01:19:34.760 I just want to see a review of Libertas.

01:19:36.620 Yeah, I took it as sincere on that.

01:19:37.960 Yeah, no, he said he said you actually made me laugh out loud or something like that.

01:19:40.960 So it seemed totally sincere, which is what's so I mean, talk about a mystery, mysterious

01:19:46.780 Bitcoin school.

01:19:48.620 He's like half the time I'm totally vibing with him.

01:19:51.580 And the other half, I'm like, I don't know what's going on.

01:19:53.920 So maybe we're dealing with, you know, my wife was dealing with this with like some

01:19:58.320 family members and I don't know what's going on.

01:20:00.520 They're hot.

01:20:01.120 They're cold.

01:20:01.420 I'm like, maybe it's just fucking crazy.

01:20:03.360 You know, it's like maybe that's it because we're like, I'm trying to dissect your personality.

01:20:08.840 Magnus is in the chat.

01:20:09.260 It's very childy.

01:20:13.340 Magnus is in there, man.

01:20:14.520 What's up?

01:20:14.720 What's up, Magnus?

01:20:17.380 Oh, shit.

01:20:18.180 What was it?

01:20:18.480 Yeah, I'm trying to place him and I'm trying.

01:20:20.880 I was trying to like be courteous to his arguments.

01:20:23.420 So the argument about the gun control, that was clearly he was clearly right.

01:20:27.160 But I was like, I'm just going after you.

01:20:28.740 It's like I'm just attacking you personally.

01:20:30.660 And also, like I said, he he he called everybody incel.

01:20:35.320 So I'm like, you don't give a fuck about these people.

01:20:37.260 Now you're kind of telling them in a way like your guns won't do anything.

01:20:40.800 So like, are you inferring are you telling people to just give give up the guns, give

01:20:45.480 up their guns is like, that's ridiculous, too.

01:20:47.760 I'm not saying to lean on the Second Amendment, but give up, give up your guns, like give up

01:20:52.740 your means for self-defense.

01:20:54.340 Just make more money and then hire people with more guns.

01:20:57.140 That's all you got to do.

01:20:57.800 That's all.

01:20:59.100 Basically, how do we do that, Clint?

01:21:01.060 Tell us.

01:21:02.340 You just you just stop being poor.

01:21:03.780 It's as simple as that.

01:21:06.360 Being poor is a mindset.

01:21:07.840 First, change your skin color, Nick.

01:21:10.840 That's the first start.

01:21:14.000 Stop being so fucking Turkish.

01:21:18.440 Well, that's the other thing about fucking Matt Erickson's side is like, I like his perspective,

01:21:23.300 too, because I fucking I absolutely agree with a huge swath of what he's saying is that it

01:21:27.940 should be incumbent upon us as the most responsible, the people that understand Austrian economics

01:21:32.480 to actually use this information.

01:21:34.040 I say it on my show all the time.

01:21:35.260 I just don't say it as like, stop being poor, you piece of shit, like the way he's phrasing.

01:21:39.960 It's crazy to me.

01:21:42.340 It's honestly it's it is an honest it's an honest thing to say to somebody, though.

01:21:48.080 Like, hey, you feeling oppressed?

01:21:49.900 Like, make some more money.

01:21:51.800 You know, fucking figure it out.

01:21:53.600 But but it's not it.

01:21:54.380 But you you lose the plot when you start saying, oh, you don't like paying taxes.

01:21:59.980 Just make more money because you don't want to like that's that's not true at all.

01:22:03.600 Like, I'll tell you, because I want more money.

01:22:05.660 Right.

01:22:05.940 I've made I've made six.

01:22:07.300 I've paid six figures in taxes in a year.

01:22:09.800 That shit sucks.

01:22:10.940 I don't care fucking how much money you're making when you're paying six figures to the

01:22:13.660 government and you know that's being utilized to go kill fucking brown people overseas.

01:22:16.860 You're like, I don't feel good about this.

01:22:18.800 It makes me want to produce less like because I understand what this money is being utilized

01:22:22.700 for.

01:22:23.120 So I think that's a total nonsense statement that, oh, you just make so much money that it doesn't

01:22:27.500 matter.

01:22:27.700 Yeah, that's yeah, because all rich people, you know, pay as much taxes as possible because

01:22:32.240 it just simply doesn't matter to them.

01:22:33.500 It's like this is nonsense.

01:22:34.740 But in the context of your show that that whole like hour and a half or two hours, whatever

01:22:38.460 it was, they were when they got to that point, they were being explicitly not vulgar, but

01:22:46.320 they they were really trying to push buttons.

01:22:48.180 They know your audience.

01:22:49.480 They were being that technistic.

01:22:50.560 Yeah.

01:22:50.840 Yeah.

01:22:51.160 And I really do like Matt.

01:22:53.140 I appreciate like I appreciate his arguments, even the guy, Andrew, I don't know if you

01:22:57.020 saw him popular liberty.

01:22:58.120 I know there's beef with him.

01:22:59.200 I appreciate their arguments and I think we should consider them and either debunk them

01:23:03.440 or I don't know.

01:23:05.600 But like if we're just going to block each other and fight each other, it's like, well,

01:23:09.140 but where are we getting with this?

01:23:10.680 No, really nowhere.

01:23:11.980 That's the thing.

01:23:12.660 I'm I'm fucking good with all these people.

01:23:14.220 Like I honestly don't even have beef with them.

01:23:16.300 I'm just saying like if you're going to take this tact, stop, stop tearing us down because

01:23:21.760 we don't agree with some of your your thoughts that you've literally had over the past like

01:23:25.760 90 days and now we're all fucking troglodytes or cavemen that haven't thought this through

01:23:31.100 enough.

01:23:31.460 It's like, dude, you're you're working through things and I respect that and I appreciate

01:23:35.740 that.

01:23:36.320 I like people who are willing to push the envelope and think a little bit more deeply

01:23:39.540 about because we failed.

01:23:41.120 We failed fucking 60 plus years or whatever since the LP came about.

01:23:45.840 And it's like, yeah, we should be thinking deeper and we should be coming up with better

01:23:49.820 tactics, but that doesn't mean because you've you've had an epiphany in the past month that

01:23:54.660 now everyone else is an idiot and you should talk down to them.

01:23:57.320 Like, I don't understand this outlook.

01:23:59.200 It's it's so it's divisive.

01:24:03.200 Yeah.

01:24:04.040 Well, it also it's like the arguments aren't even that new anyway.

01:24:06.880 It's not like they're not they're not novel to people that are hearing them for the first

01:24:09.880 time now.

01:24:10.600 And what I said was I was talking about this in the group chat last night.

01:24:13.920 It's like part of the reason that it's become it's, you know, so pushed to the forefront

01:24:17.700 is that this first of all, it's that it's not a new idea.

01:24:22.400 It doesn't matter.

01:24:23.020 It's just that it's new to enough people.

01:24:24.900 But the movement is already so small as it is that this little drop in the bucket is way

01:24:29.820 it makes a bigger ripple than a drop in the ocean.

01:24:32.020 So it's like it's it's magnified because everything is so small and there doesn't feel

01:24:37.260 like there's a lot of new ideas to begin with.

01:24:39.580 Yeah, and the premise of the argument, like I said before, is Vin is coming from like

01:24:45.440 an evangelical standpoint where he's saying, oh, well, he's going to lead you down the

01:24:49.060 road.

01:24:49.320 You just called me an incel faggot like you care where Dave Smith is leading me.

01:24:54.920 No, you're in a different country.

01:24:56.440 Where the fuck you're at?

01:24:57.320 You don't care.

01:24:57.800 So immediately I want to turn you off.

01:25:00.360 But then it's like I know that there's value, but I just I had to block him because I'm like

01:25:04.140 I I'm not I spent a day just trashing him.

01:25:08.240 And I'm like, I didn't make any drawings.

01:25:10.220 So I could be doing I could be doing something better with my time.

01:25:13.100 And you know what's funny?

01:25:13.960 He would he would appreciate that.

01:25:15.360 He would be like, well, at least you're doing something because probably not.

01:25:17.820 He would call me an idiot like he did from the beginning.

01:25:19.820 So fuck him.

01:25:23.340 No, yeah, you're probably right, actually.

01:25:25.340 Hey, listen, he's not wrong, but fuck him anyway.

01:25:30.020 I love that outlook, actually.

01:25:32.440 Yeah, you enjoy that too much.

01:25:35.640 Back to what I was saying before.

01:25:36.900 Like, I just I've gotten so tired of this, like both within the Liberty stuff, like bullshit

01:25:42.500 on there and then just reading, like going on the trending today and like seeing just

01:25:47.160 how retarded people are about economics.

01:25:49.440 Just like just like we we need another stimulus or people are going to die.

01:25:53.500 It's like, God damn it.

01:25:54.540 Like, you're going to do the same shit over and over again.

01:25:57.600 Yeah.

01:25:58.220 Or seeing an article that and I know I think Clint talked about this.

01:26:02.380 I know Dave did about the whole the best part about inflation.

01:26:07.180 It's that you get more wages.

01:26:09.580 Yeah, that was CNBC.

01:26:11.640 Higher salaries.

01:26:12.120 Dude, I compare it.

01:26:13.920 I compare like listening to people that don't know shit about economics, like just spouting

01:26:17.720 off.

01:26:18.580 That's like going like I was at the bar.

01:26:20.720 I watched MMA fights at the bar for the first time in years.

01:26:24.220 And I've been watching MMA for a long time.

01:26:26.640 And I did a little jujitsu.

01:26:27.940 I know technique and shit.

01:26:29.220 So to hear the retards next to you that are just drunk and being stupid and saying, bro,

01:26:33.600 why don't they why don't they just stand up to stand up, bro?

01:26:36.900 What the fuck is he doing?

01:26:38.300 I love that.

01:26:39.160 Yeah.

01:26:39.640 And like whenever they're going for like the shittiest like guillotine that Connor was trying

01:26:43.140 to get on Dustin Poirier, they're like, oh, oh, he's going to get him.

01:26:46.260 Oh, it's like you don't know what you're looking at.

01:26:47.960 Just shut the fuck up.

01:26:48.780 So I compare that like, yeah, you're looking at this quick, quick MMA, MMA talk here.

01:26:53.280 I realize now.

01:26:54.440 So I watched that fight like twice.

01:26:56.000 He didn't he didn't put Dustin in his guard.

01:26:58.820 If he would have put him in his guard immediately, he might have been able to sink in that guillotine.

01:27:02.600 Yeah, but it's not that simple as putting him in his guard.

01:27:05.380 That's the point.

01:27:06.180 Well, his leg, his leg was probably fucking broken.

01:27:08.860 Yeah.

01:27:09.100 And he did have the guard that he could have.

01:27:11.140 He could have snuck his leg on the other side of him and maybe done it.

01:27:13.900 But I'm like, maybe maybe because I remember.

01:27:16.820 Yeah.

01:27:17.040 Check it out.

01:27:17.500 Because now I'm like, like so many ideas are bubbling through my head about how that fight

01:27:21.080 played out.

01:27:21.940 And it made sense why he jumped guillotine because that's not a Connor thing to do.

01:27:25.260 He knew his leg was fucked.

01:27:26.620 Yeah.

01:27:26.820 Dustin said it in the post fight.

01:27:28.280 Dustin said that like, I think he knew his leg was fucked.

01:27:30.280 But anyway, the point I was making was like to hear retards, drunk retards talking about

01:27:33.960 MMA.

01:27:34.560 Just knock him out.

01:27:35.700 What's he doing?

01:27:36.700 It's like the same thing with economics.

01:27:38.420 And you know, you don't even have to know that much.

01:27:40.680 Right.

01:27:40.780 And that was CNBC tweeting that out too.

01:27:43.060 I'm pretty sure.

01:27:43.980 It was their article on CNBC, I think.

01:27:47.300 Oh, yeah.

01:27:48.020 Inflation.

01:27:49.060 Did anybody read it?

01:27:50.040 I read it.

01:27:51.220 No.

01:27:51.500 Go ahead.

01:27:51.680 I actually sat down and read the damn thing.

01:27:54.200 Please.

01:27:55.060 Tell us more.

01:27:56.140 Like, it was so weird because they would keep like going back on what they said.

01:28:01.040 They'd be like, well, because Joe Biden, they quoted Joe Biden saying something, you know,

01:28:05.740 about how they, like, this has been the best, like, everybody's getting hired now and there's

01:28:11.820 such high wage or like.

01:28:13.960 Job growth.

01:28:15.100 Yeah.

01:28:15.280 Job growth, all that shit.

01:28:16.380 Right.

01:28:16.580 After you killed all the jobs.

01:28:19.060 Now you're letting people work again.

01:28:20.900 I wonder what that's going to do.

01:28:23.080 That's the same shit after 08.

01:28:24.880 They're like, oh, we gained so many millions of jobs in 2010 or whatever.

01:28:28.620 It's like, yeah, because we were in a recession.

01:28:30.640 That's what happens.

01:28:31.600 Because you destroyed it earlier.

01:28:32.380 You know, Clint, sometimes your Twitter seems like this is like revelation, like the end times.

01:28:37.140 And then I think about back then, like 08 or even before that.

01:28:40.700 And I was like, how many people before us kept saying, like, this is the end times?

01:28:43.760 Like, it can probably get way worse than this shit.

01:28:46.480 And we're just like, this is the good times, you know?

01:28:48.480 Yeah.

01:28:48.680 No, I mean, I will agree with you that looking back on 08, it seems like the good times compared

01:28:54.760 to now.

01:28:55.900 But for me, I've been around 38 years now.

01:28:59.140 This is by far the worst it has ever been in my life.

01:29:02.040 So I'm going to have to assume I'm not being hyperbolic when I say that, like, this feels

01:29:06.620 like we're headed towards a really dangerous level of tyranny if we're not already there.

01:29:09.880 Like, I mean, do you guys think that there's a chance that this shit just, like, they just

01:29:13.920 go like, oh, we're going to stop with the vaccine passports and we're going to let people

01:29:17.800 live their lives?

01:29:18.520 Like, does it seem like that's going to happen without us just putting our thing around?

01:29:22.820 There's no way.

01:29:23.860 I don't know.

01:29:24.400 Especially because now they're bringing up the variants.

01:29:27.260 And they're just like, well, there's this variant.

01:29:28.720 And now there's this, like, California variant.

01:29:30.580 And they're just like, we're going to keep going as long as we can.

01:29:33.840 Yeah, but I think that's because they're losing control of the narrative, though.

01:29:36.520 So I don't know, like, so they have to scare, they have to bring up something scarier.

01:29:40.520 They have to bring up something even worse.

01:29:42.000 This one gets it's two times more dangerous.

01:29:44.460 But unless you get the vaccine, if you get the vaccine, then you're way more protected.

01:29:48.520 I don't know about Joe, but the longer they persist with this shit, the more radical I

01:29:51.800 get.

01:29:52.440 Like, yeah, because I think that happens to a lot of people.

01:29:54.760 I think, yeah, I mean, every month that this has happened, I started off like ready for

01:29:58.680 war in fucking May or June of last year.

01:30:00.980 And now we're like 14 months deep or whatever it is.

01:30:03.920 And I'm I just can't even I can't even believe that this is continuing in any sense.

01:30:08.480 And the only reason I haven't completely lost my mind is because they finally lifted the

01:30:11.840 lockdowns.

01:30:12.340 If they bring the lockdowns back, like I would be.

01:30:15.560 Oh, shit.

01:30:16.220 Well, and I like I saw this that in Japan isn't allowing any spectators for the Olympics.

01:30:23.480 None at all.

01:30:24.220 It's just like, oh, yeah.

01:30:25.920 Like, baseball games, they're doing fine.

01:30:31.260 It's fucking bullshit.

01:30:32.800 Yeah.

01:30:32.980 I mean, I went to a baseball game a couple of weeks ago.

01:30:35.360 I'm not dead.

01:30:37.540 It's crazy watching the NBA finals in Arizona.

01:30:40.340 All the fans are in the stands without masks on.

01:30:42.940 And then you watch them in Milwaukee yesterday and every fan has a mask on.

01:30:46.460 I'm like, I had forgot what like a full crowd filled with mask people look like.

01:30:50.060 And it's just it's crazy to me that it's still and I'm in California.

01:30:53.440 So, you know, you would think that it's got to be as bad here as anybody anywhere.

01:30:57.120 But then I look at Milwaukee.

01:30:58.000 I'm like, fuck, maybe it's worse there.

01:31:00.100 And is it because it's inside, too?

01:31:01.540 Because I was at Fenway Park like a couple of weeks ago and like nobody was wearing masks.

01:31:05.560 There wasn't anything going on.

01:31:06.780 It was I mean, it seemed like a normal baseball game pretty much.

01:31:11.220 I don't know.

01:31:11.560 I'll tell you in Williamsburg, Brooklyn over here, that's like I mean, you want to talk

01:31:15.820 about blue.

01:31:17.000 This is blue, like people that are just brainwashed.

01:31:19.320 It's about 90 percent no mask at this point.

01:31:23.080 And it's amazing to see.

01:31:24.240 Yeah.

01:31:24.640 Like the moment Dr. Fauci says something or his emails came out, there was like a breaking

01:31:28.540 point.

01:31:29.160 And I drive the truck through there all the time.

01:31:31.240 So I see them and you see the mask start to come off.

01:31:33.820 Young people, all young people running, walking the dogs and shit.

01:31:37.200 And it's just amazing.

01:31:38.300 I'm like, oh, you got your marching orders.

01:31:39.860 And they they see it and boom, just like that, like a fucking light switch.

01:31:43.940 But I was going to ask, do you guys think so whatever they want to do?

01:31:48.800 It's basically UBI, right?

01:31:49.920 If you have a stimulus package every month, it's cold.

01:31:51.920 What it is.

01:31:52.660 This is it's not sustainable.

01:31:55.080 So it's like almost maybe we should even be supporting this shit.

01:31:58.160 Like just like, go ahead, go ahead.

01:32:00.040 Keep doing it because you can't sustain this.

01:32:03.080 You collapse the Taron approach.

01:32:04.960 Well, I kind of told you about this.

01:32:06.300 I was like, I love the I'm split because I love the federal government, like printing themselves

01:32:11.980 to death, but I hate that poor people get to live.

01:32:14.660 And like, but like, it's true.

01:32:19.080 Like I, but the problem is like, the only thing, the only problem with the collapsitarian

01:32:23.980 thing is like, what comes after that?

01:32:26.620 Is it going to be worse?

01:32:28.320 This is, this is, this is the reason I'm not an accelerationist or a collapsitarian is

01:32:32.180 because I was responsible for fucking changing the locks and renovating over a hundred foreclosures

01:32:37.480 for my, my family's company back in 08 when I first came out of college.

01:32:41.340 And I was like learning the trade and it was horrendous.

01:32:44.520 I mean, it's a terrible feeling to kick people out of the house.

01:32:46.620 So like the acceleration is the collapsitarian mentality.

01:32:49.440 I can appreciate it.

01:32:50.780 I understand where they're coming from.

01:32:52.140 Like, Hey, if this is going to collapse anyways, I'd rather it happen now versus later.

01:32:55.800 Like I get that.

01:32:56.640 But at the same time, because everyone is so indoctrinated, I'm not at all hopeful if

01:33:01.180 we have a collapse now that we don't end up in a total Marxist revolution.

01:33:04.340 So I, well, I don't know, I don't know what you can imagine happening after like, you got

01:33:09.880 to think like all of a sudden, let's say the dollar collapses.

01:33:12.920 Now what are people, people are getting kicked out of their homes, who's getting paid to do it.

01:33:17.320 And you can't buy shit.

01:33:18.400 Yeah.

01:33:18.760 And you can't buy anything.

01:33:19.460 Masha in the chat, Aaron has entered the chat.

01:33:22.300 There you go.

01:33:22.640 That's exactly what you have to do because this kind of shit is happening anyway.

01:33:26.100 So just, you know, you know, the ideology, you know how to move basically I, if I, where

01:33:31.820 I'm from, I can, I can move in, in, in different areas.

01:33:35.140 If you put me in an old black neighborhood, I know how to conduct myself, put me with Spanish

01:33:38.220 people, white people.

01:33:39.000 I know how to conduct myself.

01:33:40.320 You better fucking learn because there's nothing we can do.

01:33:43.100 There's nothing you can do about it anyway.

01:33:44.680 So just start getting smart and, and positioning yourself.

01:33:47.880 Like, like you said, you're ethnically ambiguous, dude.

01:33:50.860 We're all.

01:33:53.440 You're not black.

01:33:56.100 If they, you can literally walk out before they jump me, I'll be all right.

01:33:59.500 But otherwise I'm in trouble.

01:34:00.880 So what Rob's the saying is get a, get black face, get everything.

01:34:05.740 Yeah.

01:34:06.300 Nick might be all right.

01:34:08.540 I don't like the whole idea of collapse just because it's, it's fucked over so many people

01:34:13.720 that have no control over it.

01:34:15.420 It's like so many people, it's so many people that never did anything wrong that are just

01:34:20.720 living their lives, taking care of their families.

01:34:23.000 They just don't quite have enough, you know, savings.

01:34:25.480 They just don't quite have enough, you know, they didn't know about Bitcoin because they

01:34:28.540 live in the Midwest or some shit.

01:34:30.040 Like they have no fucking idea and it's not their fault.

01:34:32.240 And it's fucked.

01:34:32.820 It's terrible.

01:34:33.560 It is their fault.

01:34:34.480 Yeah.

01:34:35.340 Well, go ahead.

01:34:36.880 How is it their fault?

01:34:38.540 Because the information is readily available.

01:34:40.540 If an idiot like me can find this kind of information and, and understand what's going on, believe me, I'm not smart at all.

01:34:47.060 You're not giving yourself enough credit, brother.

01:34:49.840 Believe me.

01:34:50.520 No, no, no, I don't mean it that way though.

01:34:52.140 I'm saying people are going to get fucked who even know what's going on.

01:34:55.740 Right.

01:34:55.900 You know what I mean?

01:34:56.760 Like people that are in, you know, what's going to happen when it does collapse and somebody

01:35:00.420 fucking shoots their neighbor because they don't have any money to buy food.

01:35:03.400 Like that's, that's going to happen too.

01:35:05.300 Like I, I work as an engineer.

01:35:07.580 I work on subdivisions.

01:35:08.760 It's like, you think my job is going to get like, like all of a sudden I'm going to be

01:35:12.400 able to get all this money.

01:35:13.440 No, I'm, I'm fucked.

01:35:14.260 Like, even though I am totally against everything the fed does.

01:35:17.200 You got a fucking engineering degree and shit.

01:35:18.540 Yeah.

01:35:19.480 But like, but I'm saying like I did, I tried to do everything I could.

01:35:23.180 I'm still against federal government.

01:35:24.780 I know what needs to be done, but I still get, I'll still get fucked over just because

01:35:28.220 like, that's what I mean.

01:35:29.700 Yeah.

01:35:30.100 Like, well, and the other thing is, um, the whole collapsitarian thing is kind of funny.

01:35:34.640 Like I kind of get it, but the other point is like, it's that.

01:35:36.980 I feel like it's a LARP a lot of the time.

01:35:38.760 Well, it's also a South Park thing of like, okay, we're going to step one, uh, get the

01:35:42.900 government money.

01:35:44.020 Step two, let the government collapse.

01:35:45.640 Step three, question marks.

01:35:47.140 Step four, libertarian utopia.

01:35:49.260 It's like, okay, let's go.

01:35:50.580 Like what's the other number three.

01:35:52.380 That's step three.

01:35:53.180 That's step three.

01:35:53.800 You may not survive, you know?

01:35:55.020 Yeah, absolutely.

01:35:56.600 But, but it's, it's almost inevitable because they're doing it anyway.

01:36:00.360 So it's just kind of like.

01:36:01.680 I was making this point the other day on Twitter.

01:36:03.960 Like at what point, when is the collapse?

01:36:05.940 Because like, we've been in the red for a hundred fucking years.

01:36:08.760 When is it going to end?

01:36:10.140 Like at what point does it actually fall apart?

01:36:12.480 I don't know.

01:36:13.120 You know what I'm saying?

01:36:14.100 Like by every, by every metric, it should have collapsed by now.

01:36:17.740 By no metric should.

01:36:19.080 There's a, there's a really good scholarly paper by, I think it's Rogoff and Reinhart.

01:36:23.180 Um, if you want to Google that, I don't know how to spell it, but, um, they, they did a

01:36:27.660 study, they did a study of all the economic collapses over the past like 150 years.

01:36:33.020 And, and they come up, they came up with a figure of, um, percentage of GDP to debt.

01:36:37.460 And they basically say like, it's, it's usually around 200%, but because we're the reserve

01:36:42.580 currency of the world, um, we don't like, we don't really know how this plays out.

01:36:47.740 I mean, you could compare it to, to, um, England after the pound got broken.

01:36:51.980 That's, that's basically the best, uh, comparison that you have.

01:36:55.660 This is why I, I try and make this a huge part of my show is telling people how to prepare

01:37:00.580 and how to plan.

01:37:01.320 But I also, when people always want to know the timing and I'm like, look, if I knew the

01:37:05.240 timing, I'd be a billionaire, like, cause I would, I would liquidate right before, like

01:37:08.940 I'm liquidating now because I think that the collapse is going to come in the, in the next

01:37:13.660 few years, but it could be seven or eight years.

01:37:15.940 I don't know.

01:37:16.820 Um, so that's the, that's the problem, man.

01:37:19.100 But the, if you're not, if you're, if you're not preparing now, you have no chance of being

01:37:23.880 ready in seven or eight years anyway.

01:37:25.160 So like, I think it's better to just be preparing now, accumulate as much resources as possible,

01:37:29.900 accumulate as many skills that are utilizable in, you know, uh, Mad Max world, that type

01:37:35.080 of shit.

01:37:35.360 Like you can still be doing something.

01:37:37.100 And that's the thing is like, dude, it's after the collapse of it, is it, does it become

01:37:40.660 Mad Max?

01:37:41.480 Like, it's like, we still have all these, it's not like, it's just the U S, if the U S dollar

01:37:45.400 collapses, it'll be for a time, it'll be like Venezuela, man.

01:37:49.300 I mean, it'll be fucking terrible.

01:37:51.260 Like you will, you will have to, most people will just flee the country.

01:37:54.200 I mean, that's what people do in those situations if they have resources and then the poor, the

01:37:58.840 poor are fucked.

01:37:59.760 I mean, they, they, you'll have starvation and all sorts of shit.

01:38:02.400 So, I mean, I take, I take it really seriously.

01:38:05.160 What's crazy to think about is just like that as a country, usually you think we're pretty

01:38:09.240 like, um, simple towards one another.

01:38:11.380 Like everybody, you know, you'll be at what it could be is like the person that you saw

01:38:15.780 in Walmart a year before the collapse.

01:38:18.400 Now they're trying to steal food from you for like, it's like, I live in Alabama, so

01:38:23.100 I'll probably be fine.

01:38:25.480 It's different up North there.

01:38:27.020 Uh, Cole.

01:38:28.420 Yeah.

01:38:28.900 I guess they don't like each other.

01:38:30.640 Yeah.

01:38:31.000 Yeah.

01:38:31.260 But, um, I guess it's like down here, it's different, but it's just, it just feels really

01:38:35.360 weird that like, I guess that's what, uh, like necessity can do to people.

01:38:39.020 They can turn them into somebody like, all right, I'm, I'm fending for my family and kids

01:38:43.200 and you better fend for yours or I'm going to.

01:38:45.500 Well, yeah.

01:38:45.840 And I also don't know how immediate, like the Venezuela type scenario would be because of

01:38:50.380 the amount of wealth that's been accumulated in general.

01:38:52.880 So I don't know.

01:38:54.340 That, that discussion that Nick and how long that would stave it off.

01:38:57.900 I don't know.

01:38:59.020 Sorry.

01:38:59.900 Yeah.

01:39:00.120 Nick, you, you and Reed had, that was, that was a great discussion.

01:39:02.480 And, but then, then Reed was going on.

01:39:05.120 Well, first off, he's saying he's a good trucker.

01:39:06.660 Fuck that.

01:39:07.040 That's, that's nonsense.

01:39:07.940 But he was also saying.

01:39:09.440 Reed was a year earlier.

01:39:10.600 Yeah.

01:39:10.860 I'm pretty sure.

01:39:12.680 He's also saying that, uh, like kind of, uh, uh, uh, blackpilled on, on the American

01:39:18.660 people.

01:39:19.120 They haven't used their guns and this and that.

01:39:21.400 I'm not saying that they should, uh, Magnus.

01:39:24.420 Okay.

01:39:24.740 So chill out in the chat there, but like, like we said, once people can't eat, you don't

01:39:30.500 know what's going to happen.

01:39:31.520 Like after, after hurricane Sandy over there in Coney Island, the water, once the water was

01:39:36.640 down, the lights were out.

01:39:38.720 People were trying to break into the bank.

01:39:40.320 They were breaking into pharmacies.

01:39:41.480 They were, it was, it was crazy because all rules were off the table.

01:39:44.520 We still have some kind of civility here.

01:39:46.580 We have, we have money going around.

01:39:48.700 There's food on the table.

01:39:49.740 That's why everyone's kind of chill.

01:39:52.300 We're watching tiger King, you know?

01:39:54.220 Yeah.

01:39:54.580 Yeah.

01:39:54.980 People are too comfortable still.

01:39:56.820 Yeah.

01:39:57.100 Well, yeah.

01:39:57.520 What's crazy is like working in like the, the civil world, like water, sewer, and power,

01:40:01.960 like people have taken that for granted for a long time.

01:40:05.360 And then if that ever goes out, like when that goes out, people don't even know how

01:40:09.820 that reacts.

01:40:10.720 Like, like all of a sudden your toilet, your toilet doesn't flush anymore.

01:40:14.140 Yeah.

01:40:14.560 If you lose power, you're fucked.

01:40:16.100 Like all of a sudden you're like looking at your neighbor, like the dinner, like Alex Jones.

01:40:20.000 Eat your ass.

01:40:22.140 And it's, it's crazy to think about it, but I mean, I guess, and is there any way of

01:40:27.340 hedging of not, I'm not saying hedging personally, but just hedging this, like we're nationally

01:40:32.180 where like, or are we past the point of no return now?

01:40:35.200 Is it like, okay, it's going to happen.

01:40:37.120 It's just a matter of when it's going to happen.

01:40:38.680 No, we have, we have enough of a GDP that if you were to have, say Ron Paul were to be

01:40:42.840 elected and, and he were to come in and abolish the federal reserve and bring us back to

01:40:47.600 sound money and then to immediately cut, you know, welfare programs to the bone and just

01:40:53.260 start to pay down the debt.

01:40:54.760 We could, we could absolutely find our way through it.

01:40:57.220 I mean, it's, it's not, it's very close to a point where you couldn't even do that.

01:41:01.440 Um, but I think that you could do it if there was, but there would need to be popular will,

01:41:06.300 you know, like it would have to be a populist movement where we, we all came together and

01:41:09.640 we're like, we're all going to tighten our belt, uh, you know, all at once to try and

01:41:14.040 help this cause because we understand that it's going to be worse if we don't, people

01:41:18.040 don't understand that, that none of, no one, no one in America actually gets that.

01:41:21.820 And if they, if they stop getting their welfare payments, it'll actually help them in the

01:41:25.100 future.

01:41:25.340 You're like, no one's going to be down with that.

01:41:27.120 It's a strange thing to say.

01:41:28.360 Like, like if Ron Paul got in, if Ron Paul was president, we wouldn't even, we wouldn't

01:41:33.820 be talking about this because you'd have an educated populace or at least semi-educated.

01:41:37.980 So that's half the problem.

01:41:39.240 But if, if the powers that be decades though, Jose into the chat, he's an idiot that reads

01:41:47.460 books.

01:41:48.060 I love that guy.

01:41:49.180 But the powers that be seem intent on, on keeping us really stupid and like fluoride

01:41:55.800 it up, corn syruped up.

01:41:57.440 Everything that we see is just straight up propaganda bullshit.

01:42:00.900 I don't know.

01:42:01.680 I don't know how you turn it around.

01:42:04.360 It's hard to convince somebody that is like already a hundred thousand dollars in debt and

01:42:08.940 they have to pay it off to be like, to look at the federal government and be like, well,

01:42:11.740 they can't go in debt either.

01:42:13.120 Like, or they, like, it's so like these, everybody is in debt.

01:42:16.480 Everybody has credit card debt.

01:42:17.340 Like these people have student loans that they pay off and it's convincing them that

01:42:23.500 like, let's, let's don't, don't let the federal government do what you do.

01:42:27.500 Like, and you can't even do it in your personal life, but you expect to like, to understand

01:42:31.560 that the federal government needs to do it.

01:42:33.180 The heartbreaking part about this is like how, how lobster was talking about how stupid

01:42:36.980 the population is when, when we first had the internet and it was just like the wild

01:42:41.360 West, I don't know about you, but I felt like I was getting a lot smarter because I was

01:42:45.060 able to like have people that were really, really talking about some, some outside the

01:42:50.400 box shit.

01:42:51.060 It really did.

01:42:52.020 It broadened my mind.

01:42:52.800 Like it allowed me to, I, I, obviously I learned about much more of the conspiracies

01:42:56.420 that existed.

01:42:57.060 I think that Ron Paul movement in the moment doesn't happen without YouTube and, and the

01:43:01.940 fact that there was no censorship back then.

01:43:03.440 Um, so I think that is the reason why, like, I think you're right that they, they want

01:43:08.100 to have as much control over the narrative as possible and they will suppress, uh, even

01:43:12.460 the truth just to maintain that stranglehold on the American people.

01:43:16.380 And it's like, it's just devastating, man.

01:43:18.060 Cause if we, if we can't fight through that, like, I think we're toast.

01:43:21.480 What was that?

01:43:21.920 Also, I said you were all over 4chan.

01:43:24.240 Yeah.

01:43:24.620 Right.

01:43:25.040 You think you have to fight through that.

01:43:26.720 It seems like, like the government is like a, if you're holding onto a pull-up bar and they're

01:43:31.380 just holding on and holding on and holding, you can only do that for so long before.

01:43:35.680 Yeah.

01:43:35.940 So it's like, I don't know.

01:43:37.120 I'm just, I'm just watching.

01:43:38.220 The reason, the reason I say fight through it is because if we don't and we just allow

01:43:42.340 it to play out, that's where you get into like the biggest bubble in human history and

01:43:47.420 the most, the most catastrophic collapse.

01:43:49.220 So like, I would prefer if the people were like, if I could fucking flip a switch and have

01:43:53.740 everyone understand Austrian economics and understand our worldview today, it would be a lot

01:43:58.340 easier for us to survive.

01:43:59.600 If we, if we allow this thing to play out with these dumb motherfuckers that are running

01:44:03.840 the streets, you know, when that collapse comes, they're going to just burn shit down.

01:44:07.580 It's not going to be fun for anybody.

01:44:09.040 So like, I don't know.

01:44:10.280 I mean, I've kind of seen it already with the rioting and shit.

01:44:12.340 Yeah.

01:44:13.200 Well, also, you know, like we need to understand that it's not like the corporation, people

01:44:17.840 that are in corporate aren't smart enough to understand what's going on or see this happening.

01:44:22.020 Josh.

01:44:22.460 What up, Josh?

01:44:23.240 What up, Josh?

01:44:24.080 Yeah, Josh.

01:44:24.520 Drop in for a minute.

01:44:25.520 Josh, if you join right now, I will never have beef with you again.

01:44:28.360 Join us.

01:44:30.940 We were talking hella shit about you, Josh.

01:44:33.880 But, but like the two time runner up for chair of the Libertarian Party.

01:44:38.560 What's up, Josh?

01:44:39.380 Three time.

01:44:40.540 Three time.

01:44:41.340 My bad.

01:44:41.440 Three time.

01:44:42.800 Don't get me started on this.

01:44:44.220 It fucking triggered me, man.

01:44:45.440 But what?

01:44:45.600 He's got a grip of silver medals.

01:44:46.780 But what I'm saying, like the people in corporations, they know what's happening.

01:44:52.140 It's not like they're retarded.

01:44:53.700 Like they understand.

01:44:54.940 They see.

01:44:55.500 And, but their thing is you can, they can move.

01:44:57.680 They can make their money.

01:44:58.580 They can move to a different country very easily and still be just as big.

01:45:02.760 They don't need.

01:45:03.480 See, this is, this is the thing that I think people make a mistake about because I, I have

01:45:08.600 managed, you know, very, very wealthy people's assets.

01:45:11.900 There are a ton of stupid people with a lot of money.

01:45:14.780 So like a lot of people, a lot of people just assume because they're at the, at the top

01:45:18.120 of a corporation that they're like some fucking genius that actually understands.

01:45:20.800 I don't, I don't mean just the CEO, but I'm talking about at least somebody in that corporate,

01:45:24.520 they're smart enough to understand things as a group.

01:45:27.740 Yeah.

01:45:28.000 At the, at the highest level.

01:45:30.100 Yeah.

01:45:30.220 I would agree with you.

01:45:30.900 That's the largest, if you're talking about, yeah, the largest corporations.

01:45:34.320 Yeah.

01:45:34.460 Well, this is, it's not like they're looking at the government and being like, oh, I think

01:45:37.420 this is sustainable.

01:45:38.120 Like I think they understand.

01:45:39.660 They get it, but it's like, it's anybody that gets it.

01:45:42.580 It's like me.

01:45:43.020 I still, I'm building six houses right now.

01:45:45.100 You know, like I wish I weren't, but I knew that this was a good time to do it because they're

01:45:50.060 going to fucking print money.

01:45:50.880 So it's like, yeah, there you go.

01:45:52.400 I like, even if you understand what's going on, you, you, you still have to function.

01:45:55.900 You still have to find a way to make, Hey, well, the sun's shining.

01:45:59.000 Even if you expect the apocalypse around the corner, like it's so tough to fucking pull

01:46:02.540 the trigger and retreat.

01:46:03.880 And this is one thing I wanted to say about the collapsitarians.

01:46:06.580 If you don't have assets like I do, and you're rooting for the fucking fall of society,

01:46:11.700 what are you doing?

01:46:14.240 I'm not a collapsitarian Clint.

01:46:16.200 I'm just saying it looks that way.

01:46:20.060 I know, man, you called me a bitch.

01:46:21.960 No, actually, Clint, I wanted to tell you, I think my wife is still listening, but you

01:46:26.100 got me and my wife into a big fight because you're, you're, you're one of the main reasons

01:46:30.480 why I was like, I'm, I'm getting rid of this house.

01:46:34.200 I'm liquidating it.

01:46:35.520 One day, one day I'm at work and I read some HR bill that they wanted to pass in New York

01:46:40.100 about, uh, basically putting people into medical, medical detention centers.

01:46:45.100 Did you, did you guys see this shit?

01:46:46.160 They didn't pass it.

01:46:48.360 It's crazy.

01:46:49.100 I'll send it to you on Twitter.

01:46:50.180 I think I did see it.

01:46:51.920 Yeah.

01:46:52.400 Yeah.

01:46:52.700 So I had, I had been floating the idea and trying to like propagandize my wife to be cool

01:46:56.640 with it because, you know, we have all our family and shit here.

01:46:58.920 So, uh, so, uh, so she's like, yeah, yeah, she's on the fence.

01:47:06.020 But I saw that and I just immediately went to Zillow listed my house and I got home and

01:47:10.060 she was like, what the fuck is wrong with this dude?

01:47:12.540 And I was like, no, no, this guy, Liberty Lockdown.

01:47:17.120 I hope, I hope, I hope mortgage money lender.

01:47:19.940 Dude, do not base it entirely off me, but I will say this, uh, getting out of New York

01:47:25.680 is probably a good idea, man.

01:47:27.220 Like it really, really is for sale.

01:47:28.680 We're getting, we're getting offers.

01:47:30.380 We're getting close to what we want and then we're going to boogie.

01:47:33.220 Yeah.

01:47:33.460 If you, I mean, if you want to still maintain real estate in case we go into a straight

01:47:37.760 hyperinflationary cycle, then you can still do that and just buy a house, buy a house

01:47:41.520 in a state that doesn't suck ass.

01:47:43.020 Josh, I emailed you the link.

01:47:45.420 So.

01:47:46.740 Oh, it's here, Josh.

01:47:47.880 Oh, it's in the, um, it's in the, uh, the group chat as well for, uh, Tower Power.

01:47:53.880 Yeah, he sees it every time.

01:47:55.420 Josh is in there, dude.

01:47:56.440 He wants to.

01:47:57.120 And he's going to be, he's going to be just in time for, uh, Cole's, uh, question of the,

01:48:01.820 of the night.

01:48:02.360 I already kind of, I already kind of put it out there, but I guess I can always do it

01:48:05.460 again.

01:48:06.100 I just, I'm really actually really enjoying our actual serious talk that we get into

01:48:10.260 every once in a while.

01:48:11.300 But yeah, yeah, Clint, you weren't, you weren't the guy to like talk me into it, but you were

01:48:14.620 the guy to kind of break the, break the back because I've been here my whole life.

01:48:18.900 What was that?

01:48:19.900 I introduced you to the concept more so.

01:48:22.500 No, no, I, I was familiar with the concept and I always agreed with it, but he introduced

01:48:28.500 me, not, not introduced me.

01:48:30.040 He just kind of persuaded me to, yeah, there's my wife.

01:48:32.340 Yes.

01:48:32.500 I'm still watching.

01:48:33.240 Shake my head.

01:48:33.760 I know, but I'm sorry, Mrs. Lobster.

01:48:36.960 I didn't mean to motivate him to do that.

01:48:38.840 He contextualized why you should do that.

01:48:41.680 And it's a hard move to make, man.

01:48:42.980 When you've built everything in one spot, you have all your family, your life, but you know

01:48:48.340 what, man?

01:48:48.660 I don't know.

01:48:49.540 What am I going to do?

01:48:49.960 I'm doing it right now, brother.

01:48:50.640 I am packing up my house as we speak.

01:48:53.060 That's the reason I was so late to hop on because I've been packing all day.

01:48:56.340 It's brutal.

01:48:57.200 I'm fucking born and raised here, dude.

01:48:58.700 This shit sucks.

01:48:59.800 I hate to have to leave, but I really believe that the state of California is going to fucking

01:49:03.900 implode.

01:49:05.380 Dude, yeah, I'm in the same spot.

01:49:06.380 Do I want to be here for that?

01:49:07.640 I'm in Massachusetts and I've been here my whole life and my family's here.

01:49:10.760 Do you think that's kind of how it kicks off is just like one of these states just finally

01:49:15.640 just kind of fucking like it just collapses and then like it's just something big like

01:49:21.500 California and it just pulls the rest of them down.

01:49:23.800 The reason it's not happening already is because via COVID, the federal government bailed out

01:49:29.780 all these states.

01:49:30.920 So like the situation actually got papered over.

01:49:33.820 Like California had a fucking budget surplus last year, brother.

01:49:36.480 Like it is so insane and it's just because of the fucking federal government.

01:49:40.160 So, you know, yeah, if Biden didn't get elected either, like I think Trump was going to let

01:49:44.580 these motherfuckers sink.

01:49:45.700 Yep.

01:49:45.940 And I'm in one of these states and I was like, good, let them sink.

01:49:49.020 They deserve this shit.

01:49:50.540 It's the fucking thing that Peter Schiff makes the analogy to a guy who's obese.

01:49:55.460 Like if he's 450 pounds, losing all the weight is going to suck.

01:49:59.220 It's going to he's going to have to be buff his ass exercising.

01:50:01.700 He's going to have to eat like shit or not eat like shit.

01:50:03.820 But, you know, he's got to give up all of his comforts, all of his fucking food that

01:50:07.880 he likes eating.

01:50:09.080 It's going to suck for him.

01:50:10.140 It's going to feel bad.

01:50:11.260 But that's what the recovery is.

01:50:12.880 The bad time was him inflating himself to 450 fucking pounds.

01:50:16.800 Right.

01:50:17.080 And the alternative is dropping dead of a heart attack.

01:50:19.260 So, yeah, that's right.

01:50:21.360 That's like that's like a very George.

01:50:24.420 What's up, retards?

01:50:27.480 What's up, man?

01:50:28.760 What's going on, guys?

01:50:29.620 How you doing?

01:50:30.760 We're doing great.

01:50:31.660 We're finally having Josh Smith on.

01:50:35.620 We have officially four black people on the show because Josh has so many kids, he qualifies.

01:50:40.820 That's not true.

01:50:41.620 He's there for his kids.

01:50:42.760 Nice microphone.

01:50:43.800 And now.

01:50:44.740 Now.

01:50:49.540 Oh, my God.

01:50:51.500 Oh, my God.

01:50:52.320 Josh, I don't know if you've got the memo, but we talk shit here.

01:50:54.460 Oh, I've watched.

01:50:56.040 I've watched that.

01:50:56.960 I don't know if anybody watches the fucking heard of Dr. Disrespect, but he calls himself the two time because he's the two time champion of the team.

01:51:07.500 I'm the three time.

01:51:08.120 You're the three time.

01:51:10.860 Three time.

01:51:11.580 Three time.

01:51:13.600 Fucking asshole.

01:51:14.220 Josh, man, that shit that triggered me so much.

01:51:17.520 I know you're so mad.

01:51:19.040 And you know what?

01:51:19.940 It's my fault because I know I knew what to expect, but I still went in there and I was like, these people can't be that dumb.

01:51:26.420 And they are.

01:51:27.140 I'm more mad.

01:51:27.700 I'm more mad because I had.

01:51:30.020 Well, here's the thing.

01:51:30.780 I had I had a conversation with three people who didn't vote for me on the phone who were all like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, probably I'm going to vote for you.

01:51:38.060 And then one of them made me like number four on their list.

01:51:42.320 That was our vice chair, Ken Mollman, who who is a good friend of mine.

01:51:46.940 And I'm pretty fucking upset with him.

01:51:49.600 And then Nana, I didn't know what he was going to do, but he ended up making me like number four, too.

01:51:54.360 And then Rod Sepp picked me second.

01:51:56.840 And I was like, really, dude?

01:51:58.360 He picked Michael Heiss, man.

01:52:00.040 And just stab you in the back.

01:52:01.740 Yeah, right.

01:52:02.560 What are you talking about?

01:52:03.520 What are you talking about?

01:52:04.180 Michael Heiss went on the chat.

01:52:06.500 I mean, he said he got out of the shower like dripping wet and he and he did an excellent one minute speech for Joshua.

01:52:12.880 I was like, hell yeah.

01:52:14.280 After and then and then somebody followed him up and called you like a assumption.

01:52:18.320 They Chris.

01:52:18.660 That was actually before for him.

01:52:21.100 That was probably while Mike was.

01:52:22.000 OK, the dude, the dude.

01:52:24.260 I saw him.

01:52:24.920 He goes, I think all the he's like, you know how these fucking assholes are.

01:52:28.080 They come on all shaking.

01:52:29.520 They're like, OK, it's my turn.

01:52:31.140 He like he couldn't control the volume of his voice.

01:52:33.940 I think all the cannons.

01:52:35.900 Yeah.

01:52:36.280 He's like, he's like, I think all the cannons are great, but I just want to know how Josh is going to do.

01:52:40.900 Why?

01:52:41.100 He's such an edge one piece of shit.

01:52:42.820 And then he's like, fuck you, Karen.

01:52:44.520 I was like, hey, hey, Josh is a piece of shit, but you don't know him that well.

01:52:50.740 The one time Josh comes on and his connection is dog shit.

01:52:53.700 God damn it.

01:52:54.260 I am a piece of shit.

01:52:55.620 Listen, I'm only a piece of shit to my friends.

01:52:58.340 That's right.

01:52:59.520 What happened?

01:53:00.340 That's right.

01:53:01.400 Your connection got spotty for a second.

01:53:03.280 Josh, how close was it?

01:53:04.260 Would one person giving you the top vote, would it have got you in there or what?

01:53:09.160 Yeah, the first round, right?

01:53:10.300 No, but the three that I thought were going to vote for me would have.

01:53:13.780 Damn, man.

01:53:14.380 We were tied in the first round with like, I think we both had five votes, and there's

01:53:24.840 17 votes on the board.

01:53:26.460 But as it went down, I only got one more vote as it went down.

01:53:30.260 So if you would have won the first round, would that have been a wrap and that's it?

01:53:34.960 If I would have got, you have to get a majority.

01:53:38.820 So it goes through rounds until there's a majority.

01:53:42.560 Oh, shit.

01:53:42.800 I got to go.

01:53:48.120 We got to balance it out and get another white person.

01:53:50.360 I got to go, guys.

01:53:51.400 Hey, Reid.

01:53:52.580 You fucking godless heathen.

01:53:55.160 Jesus Christ.

01:53:56.780 Reid, what's up, brother?

01:53:57.840 How you doing, man?

01:53:58.460 He's not as bad as David Fine.

01:54:00.000 We got the top truck driver in the building.

01:54:02.760 Oh, no.

01:54:03.620 Thank you.

01:54:05.220 Contractually obligated to say that it's top lobster.

01:54:07.580 When you have to say it's contractually obligated, that's not true.

01:54:11.840 It's not about the size, Reid.

01:54:13.400 It's not about the size.

01:54:14.480 It's how you move it, bro.

01:54:17.060 Dude, if any of the fakertarians people watched this, they would immediately just die of a heart attack.

01:54:23.600 This looks like a fakertarian stream.

01:54:25.500 They're beating off to this right now.

01:54:29.060 I just want to make something very clear with myself and Reid and Clint on the show.

01:54:34.720 We are more powerful than Dave Smith.

01:54:36.460 I just want everyone to know that.

01:54:37.700 Oh, shit.

01:54:38.560 That's true.

01:54:39.320 All together?

01:54:40.500 With your powers combined.

01:54:42.240 Somewhere, Valerie Thorne.

01:54:43.260 You are Voltron.

01:54:44.880 She doesn't know why.

01:54:46.260 This is a t-shirt idea.

01:54:47.240 We're like the mega-podcast right now.

01:54:53.280 We got to get Ryan.

01:54:54.300 We got the fucking power in here.

01:54:56.460 That would be nuts.

01:54:58.180 Oh, thank you.

01:54:59.460 This is what we're doing, Slurp Gang.

01:55:01.060 We just went super cyan.

01:55:03.220 We're not quite Michael Malice.

01:55:04.700 We're not quite Michael Malice yet.

01:55:06.300 But we're Dave Smith, I think.

01:55:08.100 Happy birthday, Michael Malice.

01:55:09.200 I know he's watching.

01:55:09.940 Dude, he doesn't need a birthday present.

01:55:14.100 He's fucking wifed up with that Playboy Playmate.

01:55:17.140 Good for him.

01:55:18.200 Really?

01:55:18.680 What?

01:55:19.360 Oh, Isabel O'Reilly?

01:55:21.180 Yeah, what's her name?

01:55:22.560 I don't want to insult him.

01:55:23.480 I thought that it was...

01:55:24.400 Are you telling me that Malice is not gay?

01:55:26.420 I swear, yeah.

01:55:28.420 Dude, I'm pretty sure.

01:55:29.520 I saw him sending some cutesy shit to that one girl, Jessica Vaughn.

01:55:34.680 She followed me a while ago.

01:55:36.040 And then I've been seeing their communication.

01:55:37.840 And I was like, I think they're dating.

01:55:39.240 That little flex in.

01:55:40.300 She followed me a little while ago.

01:55:41.640 Somebody said Super Saiyan.

01:55:43.300 Super Saiyan, I think you're talking...

01:55:44.900 I'm trying to defend you, Josh.

01:55:46.020 I think that means Super Saiyan Blue.

01:55:47.800 Otherwise, he's a boomer.

01:55:48.920 I don't know.

01:55:49.120 I actually don't watch any of that weird Japanese shit.

01:55:55.380 I'm trying over here, guys.

01:55:58.980 The blue pills are Super Saiyan, actually.

01:56:01.620 Someone in the chat just said,

01:56:03.580 Josh is sounding Tom Woods level smooth

01:56:05.900 while Nick sounds like he's talking through a soup can phone.

01:56:09.240 I just want to talk about...

01:56:12.140 Let me talk about this.

01:56:13.260 So this mic actually came from Tom Woods.

01:56:16.140 Oh, shit.

01:56:16.960 Thanks to me.

01:56:18.360 Is that the Shure M7B?

01:56:19.940 Wait.

01:56:20.440 How are you involved, Clint?

01:56:21.500 What happened there?

01:56:22.240 Clint, why are you involved with getting people different things?

01:56:24.640 Yeah.

01:56:25.300 I got the connects, brother.

01:56:26.700 How can I get a dragon chair?

01:56:29.520 Check this out.

01:56:30.340 So AJ Van Slyke hits me up, who used to be Tom Woods' producer, right?

01:56:35.900 Out of the blue, he texts me.

01:56:37.620 He's like, hey, I hope this is Josh Smith.

01:56:40.000 I have an extra SM7B that I want to send you.

01:56:43.220 Can I get an address?

01:56:44.600 And at first, I'm like, well, I'm not giving anyone my fucking address.

01:56:48.840 Because if you know me, dog, you know I can't just be handing out my address to people.

01:56:53.620 Because there's a bunch of people out there that want to fuck my life up, right?

01:56:56.060 And so he's like, Clint gave me your number.

01:56:59.180 And so I screenshot it and send it to Clint.

01:57:01.680 I'm like, yo, is this legit?

01:57:04.980 It's because he's been trying to recruit me to Renegade Network for broadcasting.

01:57:09.440 So I had talked to him on the phone for like an hour.

01:57:12.220 So I knew he was legit.

01:57:13.320 That's the only reason I gave him your number.

01:57:14.720 Otherwise, I would have been like, no.

01:57:16.660 Yo, bro, how did that go?

01:57:17.900 Did you pitch yourself to Luis J. Gomez?

01:57:20.180 Or did that happen yet?

01:57:21.160 Dude, fucking Luis bailed on our episode.

01:57:22.560 So I haven't had the opportunity to talk yet.

01:57:25.480 That is definitely a rattlesnake thing to do.

01:57:27.800 I know, right?

01:57:28.540 Honestly, I respect him.

01:57:30.800 I respect him.

01:57:31.360 He's a real ass dude.

01:57:33.200 But he's a real ass not showing up to my show.

01:57:36.480 He big lead you.

01:57:37.640 Fuck, man.

01:57:38.260 He did.

01:57:39.420 I think I'll get him on eventually.

01:57:41.160 But he had some shit that went down with the planning for Skankfest South.

01:57:47.440 So I think he just got caught up in that.

01:57:49.320 So hopefully it'll happen here soon.

01:57:51.000 Yeah.

01:57:51.200 He should have been like, I'm doing the four horseman anyway.

01:57:53.340 So yeah, I would have been like, dude, whatever.

01:57:54.900 I don't need you.

01:57:55.960 There's a guy.

01:57:56.960 He's got a mustache.

01:57:57.880 It's all good.

01:57:59.900 Why the fuck did I have to be in a hotel for this fucking powerhouse episode?

01:58:03.720 Now, I sound like...

01:58:04.780 Nick, none of us can hear you.

01:58:06.820 I can be on my computer with my SM7B that I bought because I don't name drop enough connections.

01:58:12.160 You know?

01:58:12.780 For fuck's sake.

01:58:13.740 I'm in a hotel.

01:58:14.700 I was laying up in bed.

01:58:15.660 They were asking me if I'm on bed wrestling.

01:58:17.200 Yeah, he actually sat up in this shit.

01:58:19.120 Look, Josh came up.

01:58:20.420 I sat up because Joni went and got me a beer.

01:58:23.260 So how about it?

01:58:24.220 How about that?

01:58:24.800 Nick.

01:58:25.260 Nick.

01:58:25.780 Joni's a boss.

01:58:26.320 Nick, you literally sound like a 1925 movie, dude.

01:58:30.980 Because you're silent.

01:58:32.120 Are you saying that because of the racial slurs I've been saying?

01:58:34.500 Or because of the audio?

01:58:35.700 I'm sorry.

01:58:36.380 I can't hear what you're saying.

01:58:37.100 What do you say?

01:58:37.860 Nick, if you can sing, hello, my baby.

01:58:40.260 Hello, my darling.

01:58:41.600 All right.

01:58:42.100 I won't do that, but I will say, we don't get a lot of colored people in this establishment.

01:58:46.140 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:58:47.520 Wow.

01:58:48.640 Literally sounds like a radio cast, dude.

01:58:50.840 From the radio right here is playing behind me.

01:58:54.540 Oh, we're talking amazing.

01:58:55.680 Like, Mom, shut up while all the walls is on.

01:58:57.900 Yeah, Nick, which water fountain do you drink from?

01:59:02.920 That's the one that Ricky D'O Harrington drinks from.

01:59:05.700 Oh, shit.

01:59:07.480 Oh, how about it, baby?

01:59:09.140 I'm on.

01:59:10.220 I got a beer, now I'm on.

01:59:11.660 Did I miss something?

01:59:12.840 Did he say the gamer word?

01:59:14.360 He said no, I'm Ricky D'O Harrington.

01:59:15.940 No, I didn't say the gamer word, dude.

01:59:17.840 Jesus Christ.

01:59:19.040 Well, now that there are a whole bunch of new combinations of water fountains, right?

01:59:24.620 So Nick has to choose, I think he has to drink out of the white people unvaccinated one.

01:59:31.200 Is that what you're doing now?

01:59:32.540 No, he's Turkish as fuck.

01:59:34.320 Colored unvaccinated?

01:59:35.720 Colored unvaccinated.

01:59:38.460 It's all fluoride anyway, so whatever.

01:59:41.660 This is what happens when you bring Top Lobster on.

01:59:45.380 You just get everybody else because he does so much shit for everybody.

01:59:48.160 I'm raising hell.

01:59:49.460 Reed, what's going on?

01:59:50.440 Yeah, I was about to say, Reed just stared at me all creepily, like sitting in the back

01:59:55.180 of his fucking truck right now.

01:59:56.380 He's like, yeah.

01:59:57.380 No, I'm actually in my house.

01:59:59.060 It's a rarity.

01:59:59.900 Oh, wow.

02:00:00.420 I didn't think you had a house.

02:00:03.440 What are the chances of that happening?

02:00:04.980 Is that a green screen?

02:00:06.340 Is that or is that like...

02:00:07.920 Yeah, it's a green screen.

02:00:09.600 Oh, okay.

02:00:10.380 Yeah.

02:00:10.580 I thought you had like a big circle like on the wall in your house.

02:00:13.740 You see, since I'm the best liberty trucker, I don't need to drive all the time.

02:00:17.300 You know, I can take some time off.

02:00:19.900 I appreciate these insults.

02:00:21.020 Once the Super Chats start coming in, he's just like, I guess I'll take a day off.

02:00:26.780 Dude, that Four Horsemen episode got monetized somehow.

02:00:30.400 Don't ask me.

02:00:30.900 My episode with Ryan Dawson is monetized still.

02:00:34.740 Dude, you got to watch the latest Four Horsemen.

02:00:36.980 It goes off the wall.

02:00:38.600 Like it's...

02:00:39.140 I'm about like an hour in right now.

02:00:42.480 The second hour is worse.

02:00:44.520 It gets way worse the second hour.

02:00:46.420 Way, way better.

02:00:47.460 Can we talk about how Reed is not driving a truck right now, but still looks like he's

02:00:53.220 driving a truck right now?

02:00:54.520 Can we talk about how Reed looks like...

02:00:57.160 Reed looks like wet, sort of.

02:00:59.080 There are very few people that are born to be a truck driver, and Reed's one of them.

02:01:04.060 Reed looks born to be a truck driver.

02:01:06.060 Doesn't he look like he's just born for it?

02:01:07.720 Like if you didn't know Reed and you just saw him sit there right now, you'd be like,

02:01:10.720 that motherfucker drives a truck driver.

02:01:13.300 I was going to say he's wet because he watched the first hour and a half of this.

02:01:20.020 Or he watched David fight, put in his blue pill suppository.

02:01:23.360 I just can't believe no one made the connection about Josh Smith and the Abominable Snowman

02:01:29.580 before I did.

02:01:30.680 I did.

02:01:31.160 That was good.

02:01:31.900 Oh, no.

02:01:32.260 I did after.

02:01:33.120 But Josh didn't catch it.

02:01:34.120 I did it on our show.

02:01:35.100 And he just kind of was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:01:36.360 Fuck you.

02:01:36.980 And kept it.

02:01:40.200 What an asshole.

02:01:42.180 Once I saw it, I was like, holy fuck.

02:01:44.280 I can't stop.

02:01:45.060 Somebody said that Vin Armani looks like Voldemort with a nose.

02:01:50.260 I was like, god damn.

02:01:52.060 Now I can't unsee that shit.

02:01:54.340 Oh, shit.

02:01:56.780 We have enough people in here that know Dave Smith to get him on right now.

02:02:01.320 That's true.

02:02:03.740 We could all DM him right now.

02:02:05.280 Dave's living happily.

02:02:07.200 It's almost midnight.

02:02:08.360 Dave Smith is asleep right now, for sure.

02:02:10.280 He does have kids.

02:02:10.960 Yeah, he has kids and a pregnant wife.

02:02:12.740 Hey, I got kids, too.

02:02:13.760 And maybe a pregnant fiance.

02:02:16.420 I don't know.

02:02:16.840 We'll see.

02:02:19.100 Josh, get a vasectomy.

02:02:24.320 I think you've had enough, sir.

02:02:26.220 We're cutting you off.

02:02:27.920 Holy shit.

02:02:29.880 Hey, congratulations, man.

02:02:31.000 That's awesome.

02:02:31.740 Save me.

02:02:32.600 Jesus.

02:02:33.960 I don't know whether congratulations or not.

02:02:35.760 Yeah, I don't know if it's true or not yet, but we'll see.

02:02:37.860 His wife is off camera with a gun right now.

02:02:44.480 He just wants more of that stimulus check.

02:02:45.760 She's the one.

02:02:46.340 She's the one.

02:02:48.120 Would that be seven or eight for you?

02:02:49.340 That's what I'm getting at, Josh.

02:02:51.040 She can't get enough of you.

02:02:52.660 It'd be eight in the house, and I have one that doesn't live with us.

02:02:56.380 Wow.

02:02:57.480 But yeah, dude, one more, and I won't pay any more federal taxes.

02:03:00.360 So, you know, whatever.

02:03:01.460 Ooh.

02:03:01.720 Is that how it works?

02:03:07.280 If you have to tell Matt you don't have to pay taxes?

02:03:08.560 Tell Matt Erikson.

02:03:08.960 Fuck yeah, dude.

02:03:10.060 Is that true?

02:03:11.160 Dude, my tax burden is so fucking low, dude.

02:03:13.680 Oh, no, no, no, no.

02:03:14.520 That's what he's doing now.

02:03:15.700 He's busy for the next.

02:03:16.800 Yeah, dude.

02:03:17.480 I'm like, if I can avoid paying federal taxes by just having 10 kids, I'll fucking do it.

02:03:22.440 Forrest Ramey.

02:03:23.500 Forrest Ramey, where you at?

02:03:26.160 Forrest Ramey.

02:03:27.000 I know you're like 36, but we got to get going like right now.

02:03:29.580 Wait, what?

02:03:30.840 I thought you were 58, right?

02:03:33.020 My tax refund this past year was over 10 grand.

02:03:37.780 Oh, my God.

02:03:39.100 Wait a minute.

02:03:39.640 Whoa.

02:03:40.280 But is there a requirement on how many different women the kids have to be with?

02:03:44.220 Yeah, that's what I was wondering.

02:03:46.200 Because you have to have someone.

02:03:48.640 Somebody's like Matt Erikson.

02:03:50.680 They have to be your.

02:03:52.280 Sorry.

02:03:52.760 Go ahead, Fat Dave.

02:03:53.720 Jesus.

02:03:54.180 Fuck.

02:03:54.940 Fucking asshole.

02:03:55.780 Somebody's like Matt Erikson.

02:03:57.160 No.

02:03:57.920 That you don't just have to make more money.

02:03:59.400 You just have to make more kids.

02:04:00.600 That's it.

02:04:02.020 It's a fatal flaw in his thinking.

02:04:04.240 So they have to be your dependents.

02:04:07.060 And because Julia doesn't work, I also claim her.

02:04:10.380 So I have six dependents, including and then myself as well.

02:04:18.720 And one more dependent will make my financial, at least my financial tax burden be almost non-existent.

02:04:24.060 You have a dog that's a dependent.

02:04:27.100 And then I have like two goldfish.

02:04:29.220 That counts as the least.

02:04:30.720 When Armani had to go to Saipan to avoid taxes, you just did it by having a shitload of kids.

02:04:35.200 Where is Saipan?

02:04:36.320 Who's smarter?

02:04:37.680 Who's smarter?

02:04:38.060 Saipan is in the Pacific Ocean, somewhere near like Indianapolis or some shit.

02:04:44.580 Listen, and I didn't have to sell my dick to a bunch of midgets.

02:04:47.720 Oh, shit.

02:04:49.780 That's the important part.

02:04:50.860 I don't think Konkin wrote about this.

02:04:55.120 Hold on.

02:04:55.540 Ben Armani just requested to get into the chat, guys.

02:04:58.640 I can't imagine.

02:05:01.920 I'd be like, hey, Ben.

02:05:03.160 Sorry.

02:05:04.620 I was just about to be like, oh, shit.

02:05:06.200 I better have like 10 kids right now or something like that.

02:05:08.160 But then I'm like, oh, shit.

02:05:08.860 But then I have to pay for them to live and shit.

02:05:10.620 So I don't know if that's going to balance.

02:05:11.440 Yeah, that's the whole point, Toad.

02:05:14.540 Well, that's my thing.

02:05:15.760 I have to ruin jokes on the show, man.

02:05:17.600 That's the whole point.

02:05:18.360 It's really – it's a sleep deprivation, man.

02:05:21.700 I see you guys –

02:05:22.400 I read Rothbard.

02:05:23.000 You don't have to pay for kids to live.

02:05:26.040 Oh, shit.

02:05:28.220 Yeah.

02:05:28.880 Yeah.

02:05:29.160 I haven't gotten to the position of efforts of liberty yet.

02:05:31.800 That's why we're into child labor, you know.

02:05:33.680 Yeah.

02:05:34.580 Dude, at this point, I'm thinking about it, man.

02:05:36.760 Because, you know, I got all these kids.

02:05:38.360 I'm like, shit.

02:05:38.940 Well, you know, you can't get a paper route anymore.

02:05:41.740 But I got a buddy down the street who will let you dig some trenches.

02:05:45.100 So –

02:05:45.700 You're going to be like, I need a producer.

02:05:47.420 I mean, come on, man.

02:05:49.360 Yeah.

02:05:50.920 Yeah.

02:05:51.400 When I was saying I was going to have a bunch of kids, I meant slaves.

02:05:55.180 No, my kids are fucking lazy as shit.

02:05:58.340 Wasn't that the whole, like, Tom Woods made that argument?

02:06:02.160 It's basically – I think he probably stole it from somebody else or it's been around for a while.

02:06:05.320 But that they had child labor because they had a bunch of kids and they just didn't work on the farm.

02:06:10.580 And so they just had, like – they would make, like, ten kids and be like, I need some workers.

02:06:14.660 So let's go to bed.

02:06:16.320 That was 99.5% of all human experience on this planet was that if your children didn't work, they starved.

02:06:23.140 So it's such a modern, privileged perspective to be like, it's evil.

02:06:27.540 It's evil to have a child ever considered to have any labor before he's 16 and a half years old or whatever.

02:06:32.240 Right.

02:06:32.620 Well, then I made –

02:06:34.100 Yeah, I made this ridiculous tweet sort of alluding to some of that where I had said – this was right after the LPNH tweet because I was inspired by it.

02:06:43.700 I think my tweet was, if you support laws against child labor, you're a pedophile, I believe was my tweet because I was alluding to the fact that child labor laws –

02:06:55.100 Child labor laws tend to push children into prostitution.

02:07:00.320 That's what I was alluding to.

02:07:02.020 I don't think anybody got that, though.

02:07:03.480 It was too many –

02:07:03.980 Wait, so child labor makes a Cyprian?

02:07:10.040 I don't know, man.

02:07:11.000 I don't know how – I don't know what his age was at the time.

02:07:15.060 Hey, Josh, you're going to ask Austin Peterson about nukes when he comes to –

02:07:18.180 Yeah, this was about IVF.

02:07:19.460 Absolutely.

02:07:20.240 100%.

02:07:21.260 You know, I've hung out with Austin in real life and shit, and it's so funny to me because he's actually a really, really cool guy most of the time.

02:07:29.640 But that one fucking issue, dude, I'm like, why?

02:07:32.860 Why do you think it was okay to –

02:07:34.880 So I'm going to ask him.

02:07:35.800 I'll be like, Austin, dude, I came to your fucking Senate after party.

02:07:39.000 I stayed at your dad's farm in Missouri.

02:07:41.200 Like, what the fuck, dude?

02:07:42.820 What is going on with you?

02:07:43.820 Isn't he kind of trolling at this point, though?

02:07:45.980 That's what I always –

02:07:46.880 That's what I really thought he was.

02:07:48.060 So he's like – he's literally a troll, and so when he was running for the presidential nomination in the Libertarian Party, he almost got it, by the way.

02:07:56.260 He, you know, Gary beat him, but not by a lot.

02:07:59.000 Yeah.

02:07:59.160 And Austin had an entire group of people that were called the Freedom Ninjas behind him, and they were essentially like a giant troll army.

02:08:11.020 I mean, that's what they were all – that's what they did.

02:08:12.720 They, like, trolled the fuck out of people.

02:08:13.960 It's probably the only reason he lost the nomination.

02:08:15.380 He probably would have got the nomination, but, you know, the –

02:08:17.880 I think it was his –

02:08:18.540 He would have won the Scranton driver's license.

02:08:20.480 It would have been different.

02:08:21.240 Well, no, there's this – so there's this contingent of the Libertarian Party, right?

02:08:25.340 And I fucking hate them, dude.

02:08:27.560 Like, hate them.

02:08:28.540 It's not just the loser brigade people, right?

02:08:30.280 I hate those people, but at least they're, like, outwardly fucking idiots, and it's like –

02:08:34.820 It's like you guys are fucking nerds.

02:08:37.100 Like, I know you're a nerd.

02:08:38.160 Like, go – you know, I can shove them back into their digital locker and move on with my day, right?

02:08:41.980 But then there's this other contingent of the Libertarian Party that are, like –

02:08:46.200 If they don't like you, right?

02:08:48.000 Like, because they don't like me, and that's – oh, no, you know?

02:08:52.300 And they don't like me, right?

02:08:54.540 But so they'll watch – they'll watch all of these people fucking attack me, attack my family, all this shit, right?

02:09:01.820 All this – just horrible shit.

02:09:03.160 And then I'll be, like – I'll be, like, you know, come back with some kind of quip at one of these assholes, like, all right, you fucking nerd, or just something stupid, right?

02:09:10.020 And they'll be, like, oh, you fucking called him a nerd and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

02:09:13.780 You can't do that because you're in leadership for this party?

02:09:16.100 Fuck, I can't.

02:09:17.220 What are you talking about?

02:09:17.960 I just did, first of all.

02:09:20.080 Second of all, fuck you, too.

02:09:22.180 You can also eat my entire ass.

02:09:24.140 I'm not worried about it.

02:09:25.700 Well, if they're concerned with decorum, maybe they should fucking defend you when they're making all sorts of, like, accusations of your character.

02:09:32.120 They're the ones doing it, so.

02:09:35.240 Yeah, they didn't give a fuck when, you know, the 12 people that they're friends with on Twitter were, like, calling me a deadbeat dad while I'm raising seven kids or, you know, saying that I can't keep a job.

02:09:45.860 I've had a fucking full-time job my entire adult life except for 13 months when I was in nursing school, like, a year when I was a touring musician, and, like, four months after my first campaign for chair.

02:09:57.840 Like, other than that, I mean, I had a paper – I had two paper outs when I was nine years old, dude.

02:10:00.980 Two, two of them.

02:10:02.140 Yo, Josh, let me ask you something.

02:10:04.040 Child labor, man, child labor.

02:10:05.660 Yeah.

02:10:06.560 How do you – how do you, like, I don't know, how do you still stay in this party at the level that you're at?

02:10:12.860 Because just that one Zoom meeting, and I was like, this is fucking ridiculous.

02:10:16.560 You want to know why?

02:10:17.480 You want to know why, bro?

02:10:18.160 I do, yeah.

02:10:18.880 Yeah, please tell me because I'm discouraged.

02:10:20.660 Okay, because four years ago when I started this mission, I was an island, dude.

02:10:26.060 I was by my fucking self, you know, and then I found Michael Heiss, and we had a Facebook group with 50 people in it, and that's all.

02:10:33.860 That's all the Mises Caucus was.

02:10:35.380 It was 50 people.

02:10:36.500 Now we own 25 state fucking boards for this party, and they can't stop us anymore.

02:10:41.200 That's why I'm still here.

02:10:42.040 I got – you know, after my last campaign in 2020, I got a little, like, doomer-pilled there for a minute, you know?

02:10:47.720 I was like, fuck, dude, I lost again.

02:10:49.680 I only lost by 100 votes.

02:10:50.960 I'm pretty sure they fucking cheated to beat me, by the way, and I was just kind of bummed.

02:10:57.160 But then I, like, left the convention, and I saw – like, I saw what was happening.

02:11:01.560 The writing is on the wall for the Mises Caucus.

02:11:04.160 Like, it's the party – we already own the party.

02:11:06.400 They're now relegated to, like, underhanded tactics to try and still state boards away from us.

02:11:12.040 Like, we saw in New Hampshire.

02:11:13.260 Like, they're trying to do in Delaware right now.

02:11:16.000 It's – you know, that wasn't the first time, and it won't be the last time because we're winning.

02:11:21.680 We will win.

02:11:23.000 You know what I mean?

02:11:23.620 And so that's why I'm still here.

02:11:25.300 If we don't win by 24, like, if we don't have full control and we have Dave running and it's, like, all hands on deck,

02:11:33.480 I'll probably abandon it because I think that at that point, you know, it'll be too late for the country anyway.

02:11:38.480 So it's like – then it's – I'm just going to be focused on prepping.

02:11:41.320 So, yeah.

02:11:41.800 Well, here's the thing, dude.

02:11:43.720 And Zipri will say, I told you so.

02:11:46.200 So, like –

02:11:46.740 Fuck.

02:11:47.900 That's what he said he did.

02:11:48.800 It's already over, dude.

02:11:50.980 If this vote that we just had for chair had happened next year and I was on the board, I would have been the chair of the party.

02:12:02.560 Sorry.

02:12:03.120 You see what I'm saying?

02:12:03.860 We just read the comment.

02:12:05.500 Go ahead.

02:12:06.000 Say again.

02:12:06.260 Oh, I missed it.

02:12:07.900 So it was.

02:12:08.540 If Hope Jeff Jesus, I'll be a Lifetime member.

02:12:12.420 If Hope Jeff Jesus gives me a Lifetime Inward Pats.

02:12:16.460 That's kind of my criteria as well.

02:12:18.420 That's why I'm involved.

02:12:19.000 So – but that's the thing.

02:12:22.120 Like, the only reason I lost today was because the current LNC was chosen a year ago.

02:12:34.240 By BFCs.

02:12:35.380 The LNC of BFCs.

02:12:36.880 Yeah, the LNC is the one that picked – listen, if this was my last term, last term that I was on this board, I wouldn't have even gotten more than two votes probably.

02:12:46.640 Right.

02:12:47.420 But now this term, I got six or seven or whatever I'd ended up with in the sixth round, which is – there's 17 members of the board, 17 voting members.

02:12:57.180 I got almost half.

02:12:59.900 You know what I mean?

02:13:00.720 A couple away from half.

02:13:03.080 What did the winner get?

02:13:04.040 Nine?

02:13:04.780 She got nine, yeah.

02:13:05.560 Yeah, okay.

02:13:06.680 Nine, I think.

02:13:07.540 Nine or ten.

02:13:08.880 You can tell that they were sweating too because I sent you the message.

02:13:12.700 Valerie Sarwark actually answered me back.

02:13:15.400 They must have been inundated with emails about you.

02:13:17.760 We got over 1,000 member emails in support of that.

02:13:20.920 Yeah, so they're not even listening to their constituents, which is why I'm like, fuck these people.

02:13:25.360 But she emailed me back, well, I'm not your rep.

02:13:28.220 And I said, I sent it to everyone, but I wanted you to see.

02:13:31.340 And it's like, you people are just gross, man.

02:13:33.680 But you are – she is your rep, though.

02:13:36.600 Yeah, I know.

02:13:37.180 She's an at-large, yeah.

02:13:38.300 Because you're an at-large –

02:13:39.600 Well, she doesn't know her job.

02:13:40.540 Yeah, she's an at-large.

02:13:41.740 And as an at-large, I'm an at-large.

02:13:44.320 And as an at-large, I represent the entire membership body of the entire party.

02:13:48.160 Like, I know that.

02:13:49.000 Anybody who emails that fucking list, I'm their rep.

02:13:51.800 And we got – I'm telling you, 1,000 member emails asking the board to support me for chair.

02:13:57.380 And like maybe 10 other emails of members asking us to support one of the other candidates.

02:14:04.380 And then like 30 emails of people just writing to talk shit about me.

02:14:09.820 Yeah.

02:14:10.220 Like legit, like with fake email.

02:14:12.740 Every time someone writes that list to talk shit about me, it's with a fake email address.

02:14:17.120 So, Josh, your whole like eat my entire ass logo is pretty good.

02:14:21.160 But if Jeremy Todd runs with –

02:14:22.700 Thank you.

02:14:23.260 What is it?

02:14:23.880 It's just a –

02:14:24.880 I think a dick is just a big clit.

02:14:27.320 Like that kind of top is what you've got going.

02:14:30.260 Isn't that what it is?

02:14:31.780 I'm going to vote for J. Todd.

02:14:33.540 Look, here, I'm not big on the – you know, I'm not big on the unity thing.

02:14:38.640 But I do like J. Todd.

02:14:40.480 And that motherfucker –

02:14:41.980 Oh, okay.

02:14:42.500 Yeah, I do.

02:14:43.000 I do like you.

02:14:43.680 And that – listen, J. Todd handed Rob Schneider in person a note that says,

02:14:49.660 go on, break the cycle of Joshua Smith.

02:14:51.400 That's right.

02:14:52.220 And the next morning, Rob Schneider followed me on Twitter.

02:14:56.080 Okay.

02:14:56.920 So, we're there.

02:14:58.240 We're there.

02:14:58.740 We're really close.

02:15:00.080 And Brian McMilliam is going to be so mad.

02:15:01.640 I thought I was going to say him.

02:15:03.000 Yeah.

02:15:04.840 What if he – Brian McMilliams is you or Schneider is you like he did to him?

02:15:10.040 Yeah, I don't know.

02:15:10.800 Schneider has big-timed me for like two months now.

02:15:13.360 I've been emailing him.

02:15:14.500 He's big-timed me.

02:15:15.380 And Eric July keeps big-timing me.

02:15:16.400 What is the next step to Malice?

02:15:18.280 What's the next step to Malice?

02:15:19.740 After or before?

02:15:21.560 No, I'm saying what is – what's the step?

02:15:23.800 Oh, dude, I don't know.

02:15:25.060 At this point, I'm afraid to keep trying.

02:15:26.900 Malice is going to end up mocking me.

02:15:28.160 We've tried everything.

02:15:29.300 We've tried artwork.

02:15:30.200 He already raised me like 10 grand.

02:15:33.360 I feel like if you bother him, he won't come on your show.

02:15:36.520 You've got to just say some edgy tweet that he likes.

02:15:39.180 He'll be like, yeah, I'll go on this guy's show.

02:15:41.920 It's like trying to get a woman, man.

02:15:43.960 You can't try that hard, right?

02:15:45.960 To be honest, it would be better –

02:15:47.840 Grab him by the neck and drag him into your cave.

02:15:50.560 Grab him by the pussy.

02:15:51.560 Grab him by the pussy.

02:15:53.300 It would be better to have him on when the show is a little larger anyway because, I mean –

02:15:57.260 It's getting big fast, dude.

02:15:58.740 Yeah.

02:15:59.360 It's getting there.

02:16:00.300 I think Clint – my show and Clint's show are growing like at the same rate.

02:16:04.560 I'm trying to fucking keep up with you, you son of a bitch.

02:16:07.260 You go five days a week.

02:16:08.620 What am I supposed to do?

02:16:09.700 Fuck!

02:16:10.480 You're only like 100 subscriptions away from being the same as me, dude.

02:16:14.960 I know, but I can't ever close that gap.

02:16:16.700 I'm trying so hard.

02:16:17.820 Yeah.

02:16:18.300 I don't know.

02:16:18.740 We'll see.

02:16:18.900 One of these days one of us is going to take off and leave the other one behind.

02:16:23.580 I know.

02:16:24.060 I know.

02:16:24.380 It's going to be sad.

02:16:25.420 It's going to be sad.

02:16:25.880 It's going to be the first one to get on Joe Rogan.

02:16:28.060 Yeah.

02:16:28.760 He's already been on Tim Pool?

02:16:31.180 Yeah.

02:16:31.520 Well, Tim Pool got me 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, so that helped a lot.

02:16:34.680 Oh, shit.

02:16:35.100 That's wild.

02:16:35.640 I was distant, distant third behind you two until that happened.

02:16:40.000 And I think had I had 5,000 or 6,000 subscribers, when people went to look at my channel, they

02:16:45.700 probably would have subscribed more readily.

02:16:47.620 When they're looking at it, I was at like 1,900 when I went on Tim Pool, so most people

02:16:50.720 were like, oh, what?

02:16:51.820 You want to talk about something that's really sad, dude?

02:16:55.060 We're sitting at like, you and I are both pushing, what, 4,000 subscribers now?

02:16:59.860 And Shane Hazel is still at like 1,200.

02:17:03.040 What the fuck is wrong with it?

02:17:04.480 So I was, the other day, like I was looking at, and I was in the chat, and I was just

02:17:09.600 like, hey, we have more views, like we're average than like this guy, this guy.

02:17:13.140 Like we keep up on views with Shane Hazel, and I'm like, this is retarded.

02:17:19.120 It's not terrible.

02:17:20.420 Shane Hazel should have the same average views per video.

02:17:22.860 That's bullshit.

02:17:23.820 Well, Shane's just got to start having guys measure their dick to ass, Richo, on his

02:17:27.980 show.

02:17:28.720 Didn't Shane go on part of the problem, too?

02:17:31.280 Yeah.

02:17:31.740 Yeah, he just did.

02:17:32.440 Yeah, then what the fuck's wrong?

02:17:35.480 He was on Zuby, too.

02:17:36.660 I don't know.

02:17:37.600 He was on Zuby, too?

02:17:38.940 What the fuck?

02:17:39.660 You guys just got to make a bump fire video with a gun that's not really designed to bump

02:17:43.900 fire.

02:17:44.320 That's the secret to it.

02:17:46.200 I had Zuby on my show.

02:17:48.820 I had Zuby on my show, and then he didn't share.

02:17:51.140 He didn't retweet our episode.

02:17:52.520 I was like, thanks, dude.

02:17:59.200 But I think my most watched Facebook or YouTube, my most watched video was with Michael Heiss.

02:18:07.060 Oh, well, yeah.

02:18:07.820 It was timely.

02:18:08.820 It was the perfect time.

02:18:10.660 Wasn't it like the day that the picture thing happened?

02:18:12.720 Did you time Nicalia to come on today, too?

02:18:16.840 Because it was perfect.

02:18:18.380 You had him for three months.

02:18:20.020 You didn't know that the vote was going to be today?

02:18:22.380 No.

02:18:22.720 Or yesterday?

02:18:23.700 Who did you have today?

02:18:24.560 I booked him before Joe Bishop Hinchman even resigned.

02:18:28.000 Oh, shit.

02:18:28.440 Yeah.

02:18:29.280 Yeah.

02:18:29.840 Who was he?

02:18:31.100 Steve and Nicalia, the regional rep for Florida, Georgia, and Tennessee.

02:18:35.240 Nicalia.

02:18:35.760 He's like my best friend on the LNC.

02:18:38.060 Can't spell it.

02:18:38.660 Can't say it.

02:18:39.220 What's your most viewed episode, Clint?

02:18:43.560 Well, I'm still not a real YouTube player.

02:18:46.720 The vast majority of my shit is audio downloads.

02:18:49.580 Mine, too.

02:18:50.180 Yeah.

02:18:50.400 Which one, though?

02:18:51.740 Yeah.

02:18:52.600 I think Dawson fucking killed it.

02:18:55.700 Because I didn't even put that one on YouTube because it was so gnarly.

02:19:00.840 So I couldn't even put it on there.

02:19:02.800 So that's up there.

02:19:05.020 Obviously, anytime I have Dave on, those are very high.

02:19:09.220 I'm trying to think.

02:19:10.380 I'll look at it right now.

02:19:11.400 My top five most listened to in order is first, Scott Horton the second time, Michael Heiss, Dave Smith, Angela McArdle, and Maj Ture.

02:19:22.220 Those are my five most listened to of all time.

02:19:25.820 Did we get Maj before you?

02:19:27.000 And then six is ace.

02:19:30.100 I have this feeling that I have to stop posting my calendar on Twitter because I think I post it, and then Clint goes and gets all my guests right before I have a loan.

02:19:40.520 That's totally not true.

02:19:41.940 Every fucking time.

02:19:43.040 Every time.

02:19:43.500 Maj Ture, fucking Carol Roth.

02:19:46.200 Everyone.

02:19:46.800 Right before I have a loan.

02:19:47.960 I'm like, what the fuck?

02:19:50.040 No.

02:19:50.520 The thing is, I don't have a job.

02:19:52.060 That's the only reason that I get the fucking guests faster because I ask just before you do.

02:19:55.620 But yeah, actually, episode 100 with fucking Matt Erickson and Cyprian has an insane amount of downloads and views.

02:20:02.820 It has like 8,000.

02:20:03.680 Yeah, that's your most viewed one, too.

02:20:06.260 Yeah, it has like 8,000.

02:20:08.200 So that's big.

02:20:10.000 Clint, you got to start doing a live show, dude.

02:20:12.100 Yeah, you got a live stream, man.

02:20:13.420 It's the way to go.

02:20:14.720 I will once I can make so much money.

02:20:17.680 Once I set up in a new place, wherever the fuck I'm going, man.

02:20:21.240 Yeah, it could be more money.

02:20:22.520 Sure.

02:20:23.140 I do, I do.

02:20:24.620 Put it with the rest.

02:20:26.120 I haven't upgraded my studio or anything because I'm out of here in three days.

02:20:30.180 Yeah, I haven't upgraded mine either.

02:20:31.920 Yeah, right.

02:20:32.700 You know, Clint, I was going to ask you, like, what's up with, like, you have like a weird green screen.

02:20:36.320 It's like a square in the corner.

02:20:37.900 You asked me to do something for the green screen and I was like, well, what size is it?

02:20:43.040 And then it's like a square in the corner.

02:20:44.760 I was like, you didn't describe that.

02:20:46.640 There's another, if I slide it to the other side, you can see the Statue of Liberty, too, on the other side.

02:20:51.060 Oh, so it actually is like a rectangle.

02:20:53.500 Yeah.

02:20:53.800 Yeah, it is.

02:20:54.500 But I just set it off to the, it's offset because I have a really tiny green screen.

02:20:59.060 You know, it's fucking, it's, I'm bootstrapping here, gentlemen.

02:21:01.740 Like, I'm just, I'm figuring it out.

02:21:02.960 You gotta do something about the demon eyes.

02:21:05.140 You can't afford the big one.

02:21:06.520 It's really freaky.

02:21:07.720 Well, after, after I got the tiny one, I was like, well, I'm out of here in two months,

02:21:11.680 so I'm not going to fucking upgrade.

02:21:13.380 I'm dead set on fucking going as hard as Josh has with this studio, though.

02:21:18.060 You know, it's funny.

02:21:18.720 I've, I've had, I've had Clint on my show twice and he's only had me on once.

02:21:21.900 So let's just talk about it.

02:21:23.960 Josh, you don't, we don't, I've had him on three times and he's only had me on once.

02:21:27.680 So you, you, you, oh, you guys, you guys do fucking way more episodes than me.

02:21:32.280 Leave me alone.

02:21:32.760 Well, I start, I just started doing five shows a week.

02:21:35.700 I was Josh, Josh honeypotted us from the beginning with Tower Power Hour.

02:21:39.740 That is true, too.

02:21:41.160 That is true.

02:21:42.040 I did, I did.

02:21:44.880 That's fucked up.

02:21:45.700 I was like, I was like, yeah, dude, you guys should totally do that.

02:21:47.940 I'll come on all this shit.

02:21:49.060 And this is the first time I've been on.

02:21:50.440 So, and I wasn't even involved in the inception of it.

02:21:53.360 And then basically I've, I replaced you because I've been on here like seven times.

02:21:57.180 I'm sorry, buddy.

02:21:58.180 I'm sorry.

02:21:59.440 I'm such a shitty friend.

02:22:01.600 So Clint and I are still tied for most frequent guests, right?

02:22:05.580 Because we're on at the same time now.

02:22:07.300 Yeah.

02:22:07.860 But I still got a bigger dick though.

02:22:09.820 So you have a higher functioning dick.

02:22:13.360 I don't know.

02:22:16.400 I might have a pencil dick, but it sure is sharp.

02:22:19.060 You know,

02:22:19.400 Dick to ass ratio, as we found out involves measuring the volume of the dick in the ass,

02:22:27.720 which we found out we were doing it wrong the whole time.

02:22:29.520 Yeah, but I have no ass, like literally no ass.

02:22:32.260 You look like somebody that would have,

02:22:33.240 you look like somebody that would be faithful and have a huge ass.

02:22:35.440 I have no ass, dude.

02:22:37.020 So that's better for your dick to ass ratio.

02:22:40.180 Yeah.

02:22:40.620 Yeah.

02:22:41.000 The ratio is good.

02:22:42.080 My mom's side of the family is like,

02:22:44.800 it has like a disease of no ass at all.

02:22:47.720 No ass at all.

02:22:48.220 Thankfully, thankfully, thankfully, uh, thankfully my fiance got a big Italian acid.

02:22:54.320 So my son, my son's not flat ass like me.

02:22:57.220 Hi, Julian.

02:22:58.680 I'm here laughing in the background.

02:23:00.980 I'm Italian and I have a flat ass.

02:23:03.060 What the fuck?

02:23:03.620 That doesn't happen.

02:23:05.260 I got one, man.

02:23:07.900 Not flat.

02:23:08.580 It's pretty fucking round.

02:23:10.020 Nick, you're, you're, you're actually Italian, aren't you?

02:23:12.960 Pretty much.

02:23:13.600 Yeah.

02:23:13.780 He's Turkish.

02:23:15.760 He's Turkish Italian.

02:23:17.240 He really likes coffee.

02:23:18.320 I have zero, I actually have zero Turkish.

02:23:20.220 It's a complete meme.

02:23:21.880 I know.

02:23:22.820 We know.

02:23:23.320 We, we all know that, Nick.

02:23:25.060 We're not supposed to have.

02:23:26.040 Some of y'all are pretty fucking retarded.

02:23:27.320 That's when we're doing Tower Power Hour.

02:23:29.160 That's not good.

02:23:30.280 Nick looks like a gas station magnate.

02:23:32.900 Like he owns like all the gas stations.

02:23:35.780 Nick looks like, he looks like that guy with the, that wears a gold shirt.

02:23:42.460 Like I'm Persian or some shit.

02:23:46.920 I'm playing a motherfucker over a pack of cigarettes with a broomstick and he's got a gun.

02:23:50.740 That's the kind of, that's the kind of stores that I run.

02:23:54.080 Nick, can you say, even little Jimmy.

02:23:55.700 That's right.

02:23:55.900 That's right.

02:23:55.920 That's right.

02:23:55.940 That's right.

02:23:56.040 That's right.

02:23:56.140 That's right.

02:23:56.440 That's right.

02:23:56.460 That's right.

02:23:56.480 That's right.

02:23:56.540 That's right.

02:23:56.600 Fat Dave looks like he pays like $30 for a G, so.

02:24:01.540 Nick, can you say, even little Jimmy's doing his job with the rubber drive or something

02:24:05.500 like from a World War II.

02:24:07.700 I don't.

02:24:08.460 Oh, you missed that.

02:24:09.220 He did that already earlier.

02:24:10.100 Oh, he did.

02:24:10.640 Okay.

02:24:10.780 Yeah, I said, the Negroes are not allowed in here.

02:24:15.700 We're going to have him, we're going to have him recite the War of the Worlds later.

02:24:18.840 Oh, I can do like an old school universe racing thing.

02:24:19.740 Oh, my God.

02:24:20.520 The Secretariat is coming around the corner.

02:24:22.360 She's taking the lead.

02:24:24.480 Who's that, sis?

02:24:25.760 It's surprisingly well.

02:24:28.240 Oh, my God.

02:24:29.700 It's so good.

02:24:30.760 God.

02:24:31.120 And what the fuck are you talking about, Top Lops?

02:24:33.280 So you look like you own a few bodegas too, bro.

02:24:36.440 You know what I mean?

02:24:37.460 He looks like Colin Kaepernick.

02:24:38.900 This motherfucker's like, stand for something.

02:24:44.780 If you lose it all.

02:24:46.300 He was taking a knee for most of the episode.

02:24:49.860 Can we talk about Toad being much taller than I thought he was going to be in all his pictures?

02:24:54.560 I'm actually a little shorter.

02:24:55.900 I thought you were shorter than that.

02:24:58.600 Can you believe that?

02:24:59.040 Wait, Toad's like as tall as Tom Woods.

02:25:01.180 I know, dude.

02:25:01.920 I thought he was even smaller.

02:25:03.420 I was like, wow, he's almost as tall as Tom Woods.

02:25:05.580 That's all right.

02:25:06.400 How small do you think they make people?

02:25:08.580 How short do you think they are?

02:25:09.600 Josh, that Toad was small enough for Sipri to fuck him.

02:25:12.900 Jesus.

02:25:14.080 True, though.

02:25:14.960 True.

02:25:15.240 Top Lopsin looks like he would either own a bodega or sell drugs right outside one.

02:25:19.080 I don't know.

02:25:20.140 Both.

02:25:20.540 Nick actually looks like he's wearing a fake nose.

02:25:26.740 This has turned into a clown podcast.

02:25:28.720 I love it.

02:25:37.060 That was fucking great.

02:25:40.880 Oh, my God.

02:25:41.880 Oh, my Lord.

02:25:43.060 I've been holding on to that one for like a year, bro.

02:25:46.260 We fell asleep.

02:25:48.300 Read that hard day word.

02:25:49.460 I know.

02:25:49.780 I like that comment you got today, Reed, about if you're on downers.

02:25:55.040 Oh, yeah.

02:25:57.460 What?

02:25:57.800 Rusking snooker face or whatever you want to call it.

02:25:59.720 Did you guys see?

02:26:00.660 You saw the picture of Reed looking at me real angry at Porkfest and then people started talking shit.

02:26:05.600 So I had told Reed that my mom thinks he's an axe murderer because we took a real nice picture of me and him.

02:26:10.880 Like everyone's smiling.

02:26:11.760 I was like, can you just do one of you looking like real menacing?

02:26:14.540 And he just did his regular face like that one right there.

02:26:16.740 My mom, my mom's like, don't go next to that guy.

02:26:21.540 He's he's.

02:26:23.320 Well, yeah.

02:26:23.780 Her introduction to me was the trucker episode.

02:26:25.980 Right.

02:26:26.320 I mean, that's pretty bad.

02:26:27.740 That was pretty rough.

02:26:31.000 If we're doing Rose, Top Lobster's mom probably sounds like Consuela from Family Guy.

02:26:37.120 Don't go near.

02:26:38.460 He's a axe murderer.

02:26:40.100 No.

02:26:40.880 No.

02:26:41.580 Yeah.

02:26:41.740 You know, that still shot from me on Timcast.

02:26:43.660 I swear the the four horsemen read we can get you.

02:26:46.840 We can get you when you're laughing when you're like dying laughing to Ryan's rant.

02:26:50.680 You you made a face that like nearly gave me an aneurysm.

02:26:53.720 It was so funny.

02:26:54.720 I've never I've never seen a human being laugh as hard as you were.

02:26:57.460 I couldn't believe what he was saying.

02:26:59.760 One person left harder.

02:27:01.860 And that's Josh Smith at John Waldenberger.

02:27:03.500 I was fucking dying, bro.

02:27:06.520 I had to mute the mic so fast.

02:27:09.620 Oh, my God, dude.

02:27:11.540 That's what I'm saying.

02:27:12.040 I don't know how you do with these people.

02:27:13.840 Your reaction.

02:27:14.480 Your reaction to that, Josh, was so fucking pricey.

02:27:16.440 He's so like so he's like, dude, he's he's so irrelevant that it's like I don't care.

02:27:21.620 You know what I mean?

02:27:22.060 Like what's he going to this dude?

02:27:24.140 This dude put out a fucking announcement that he's running for lieutenant governor of Pennsylvania

02:27:27.360 and he got ratioed.

02:27:29.720 You know where you are?

02:27:38.200 The dude got ratioed on his announcement, bro.

02:27:41.160 Like, come on.

02:27:41.940 Someone someone called him out on having Pennsylvania spelled wrong on his banner.

02:27:45.060 And he's like he's like a friend of mine made that for me.

02:27:47.140 I'm not going to have them revise it.

02:27:48.360 It's like you're running for public office and you're spelling the state incorrectly.

02:27:52.540 I wish Josh wouldn't have me revise this.

02:27:54.460 I spell shit wrong all day.

02:27:55.640 You know, Waldenberger went further than that and he said that the missing end is to represent

02:27:59.960 the taxes that are stolen from your soul.

02:28:03.000 Some dumb shit.

02:28:04.460 Look, dude.

02:28:05.260 Look, I have I've I've only got ratioed on one post in like two years and it was it was

02:28:09.800 me talking shit about Instapots.

02:28:12.380 That makes sense.

02:28:13.540 Like I like literally I was like this is of all the shit that I've said over the last

02:28:17.060 two years.

02:28:17.460 You guys got a ratio ratio me talking about an Instapot.

02:28:20.200 What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

02:28:21.480 No, no, no.

02:28:22.360 Sorry.

02:28:22.720 Not an Instapot.

02:28:23.460 An air fryer.

02:28:24.760 Oh, OK.

02:28:26.220 Dude, air fryer is pretty solid, man.

02:28:28.100 Air fryer suck ass, dude.

02:28:29.720 Fuck that.

02:28:30.320 If you use an air fryer, you're wrong.

02:28:31.580 You better watch what you're saying.

02:28:32.580 You're going to summon the army of suburban white women and they'll release rat rats.

02:28:36.040 Oh, no.

02:28:37.060 People are going to start fucking throwing mayo at me.

02:28:39.100 Listen.

02:28:40.420 Listen, dude.

02:28:41.620 White women must be stopped.

02:28:43.500 Fry your shit in oil or fucking get lost, dude.

02:28:47.880 You're fucking enough.

02:28:48.440 It's not frying.

02:28:49.120 It's not oil.

02:28:49.880 What kind of bullshit is that?

02:28:52.060 It's just baking.

02:28:53.080 It's just baking, but accelerated.

02:28:55.300 Hey, man.

02:28:55.840 It's some sort of heat conduction or some shit, right?

02:28:58.400 Take it from an Italian.

02:29:00.920 Thank you.

02:29:01.800 A Turkish Italian.

02:29:03.460 A papangulo.

02:29:05.080 I will only trust on coffee and not on air fried food.

02:29:10.000 Well, I'm going to hate it.

02:29:10.660 But wait, but Nick is also black, so maybe I do trust him on fried food.

02:29:15.060 I don't know.

02:29:16.540 That was awesome when the unicorn daddy or whatever did the powdered face and said, who

02:29:21.740 did it better?

02:29:23.880 I put a reply to that.

02:29:26.600 I just said the black one.

02:29:28.580 And I had like four or five replies that were like, which one?

02:29:31.580 I'm like, no shit.

02:29:35.020 Masha's hating right now.

02:29:36.520 Has anyone had unicorn daddy on a podcast?

02:29:39.320 No, I'm not.

02:29:39.840 We should.

02:29:40.860 I'm texting him right now.

02:29:41.960 Fuck off, Clint.

02:29:44.840 We're going to get him a car power first.

02:29:47.220 Wait, what?

02:29:48.220 Oh, because we're going to have unicorn daddy.

02:29:49.800 I know what you're doing.

02:29:50.800 You're messaging him right now because I said I'm going to.

02:29:53.120 I know how this works, bro.

02:29:54.400 That's not how it works, Josh.

02:29:56.140 I'm unemployed.

02:29:57.680 We have to do it on that.

02:29:59.980 He's going to do it with that banana hammock on or nude even.

02:30:03.340 Nice.

02:30:03.900 We'll check it out, guys.

02:30:04.740 Thank you.

02:30:05.580 Oh, it's not a banana hammock.

02:30:06.660 It's the Borat Mankeen here, right?

02:30:09.420 That's what a banana hammock is.

02:30:11.000 Do you have super chats set up on here?

02:30:14.180 We don't have a thousand subscribers and you get monetized and everything.

02:30:18.280 Yeah, I don't think you guys are probably.

02:30:19.380 Oh, good read over here, Mr. Big Shot.

02:30:21.040 Sorry.

02:30:23.240 I'm not mispronished.

02:30:24.460 Excuse me.

02:30:24.860 The three of us are all monetized, bro.

02:30:26.680 Yeah, that's right.

02:30:27.740 I don't like the difference.

02:30:29.020 I'm making like 50 bucks a month.

02:30:30.520 I don't like that the scrubs are at the top and the bottom.

02:30:33.580 They're like, you know.

02:30:34.520 They're with a big shot.

02:30:35.400 It's because we're literally holding you up.

02:30:39.100 Listen, the show.

02:30:40.080 I've started making enough money from the show to pay Top Lobster a little bit every month.

02:30:44.600 So that's good.

02:30:45.380 I pay it back in super chats.

02:30:47.020 Yeah, every time.

02:30:47.820 He puts it right back into the fucking super chats.

02:30:49.420 Dude, that's the money I just paid you.

02:30:51.060 What are you doing?

02:30:52.760 That's nice.

02:30:53.300 Yeah, I got two employees now, bro.

02:30:55.760 Two.

02:30:56.520 Well, then you're kicking the shit out of me.

02:30:58.280 I got Top Lobster, who is literally the most underpaid man in the world.

02:31:02.320 And then Justin Campbell.

02:31:05.400 Shout out to Justin.

02:31:06.020 Yeah, Justin Campbell, who does the clips, all the clips for the show.

02:31:09.360 Yeah, we get it, Josh.

02:31:10.100 You have a lot of dependents.

02:31:11.060 We already talked about that.

02:31:13.120 I know.

02:31:13.620 I need to just teach all the kids how to do this shit.

02:31:16.360 Yeah, you should, dude.

02:31:17.400 Here's a fucking cookie.

02:31:18.540 Just make a producer.

02:31:19.420 Here's a cookie.

02:31:20.360 Enjoy.

02:31:20.520 You should teach the kids how to fucking go viral on TikTok.

02:31:23.100 Which one of you guys has a girlfriend or a wife that keeps laughing at us?

02:31:26.580 That's me.

02:31:27.440 That's Nick.

02:31:28.360 Is it Nick?

02:31:28.960 Okay, fair.

02:31:29.780 Fair.

02:31:31.380 We're in a hotel right now.

02:31:32.620 We're out in Louisiana house hunting.

02:31:35.060 So we're in a hotel.

02:31:35.880 We're not at home.

02:31:36.780 That's why I'm in this fucking shitty headphone.

02:31:40.000 So your parents didn't let you stay?

02:31:41.220 Where are you guys at?

02:31:41.580 What are you doing?

02:31:42.100 They didn't let you stay with them?

02:31:42.940 We're not near where my parents are, Lobster.

02:31:45.540 We're over like an hour away from there.

02:31:48.340 What state are you buying in?

02:31:50.020 Louisiana, where we're from.

02:31:51.220 We're going back home.

02:31:53.740 Is Louisiana fucked?

02:31:54.580 The market is not as abnormal as you might think, by the way.

02:31:56.860 We looked into it.

02:31:57.720 We're all right.

02:31:58.480 I've heard that Louisiana is kind of fucked politically.

02:32:00.340 Is that not true?

02:32:01.380 They're governments.

02:32:02.220 Probably is, but it doesn't matter.

02:32:03.980 Bro, their laws, they still run on like French common law in fucking Louisiana.

02:32:07.460 Some of them are.

02:32:08.380 Yeah, we have parishes because of the old Catholic fucking shit.

02:32:11.880 Is that good?

02:32:12.420 We don't have any idea now.

02:32:13.280 That sounds better.

02:32:16.820 French common law sounds better than whatever the fuck we're under.

02:32:19.360 It's pretty fucked up.

02:32:20.160 It's pretty fucked up.

02:32:21.100 It's pretty fucked up.

02:32:24.080 It's just like any other state except people you can't understand.

02:32:28.900 I like that.

02:32:29.940 I like being somewhere where people speak English, but you don't understand what they're saying.

02:32:32.680 That's dope.

02:32:32.920 Their laws are fucked up.

02:32:34.720 They are.

02:32:35.500 It's fucked up.

02:32:36.240 Louisiana's fucked up.

02:32:37.420 No, it's not.

02:32:38.220 I grew up there, motherfucker.

02:32:39.420 You're from California.

02:32:40.080 You're telling me Louisiana's laws are fucked up.

02:32:42.040 You have no idea.

02:32:42.900 Oh, shit.

02:32:43.180 Fight.

02:32:43.480 Oh, shit.

02:32:44.060 Whoa.

02:32:44.840 I love it when Nick gets fucking ant.

02:32:47.740 Yo.

02:32:48.840 Nick, Louisiana sucks.

02:32:50.240 I can't wait.

02:32:50.660 I can't wait to meet you in person, Nick.

02:32:52.500 I can't wait to meet you in person.

02:32:56.900 What did Joshua Smith mean by that?

02:32:59.440 I feel like when Josh goes to LP events, he has Top Lobster and that other cat that works

02:33:05.160 for him carrying a locker with him just so he can shove nerds into it.

02:33:11.120 Hey, hey, hey, hey, Danny, Danny, bring me the fucking locker right now.

02:33:15.380 Bring me the locker.

02:33:15.940 Get up here.

02:33:17.080 So what?

02:33:17.840 So what?

02:33:18.280 You're just running with the locker?

02:33:20.720 No, dude.

02:33:21.400 No, dude.

02:33:21.800 These motherfuckers don't say shit to me in person.

02:33:23.620 Are you kidding me?

02:33:24.380 Oh, man.

02:33:24.860 They don't even show up.

02:33:26.160 It's amazing.

02:33:27.000 Dude, it's the funniest shit ever.

02:33:28.580 Yeah.

02:33:29.240 I went to the – so when I went to the national convention last year, there was this kid.

02:33:33.380 He still talks shit about me, but I never see him anymore.

02:33:35.740 His name is Jason Wyman.

02:33:36.720 He was part of the Nevada party, right?

02:33:38.640 And he talked mad shit about me.

02:33:41.800 Deadbeat, dad, Nazi, all the fucking quips, all of them, right?

02:33:44.940 And I showed up and he's like – I showed up to the national convention and he's like

02:33:48.300 5'8", maybe 5'7", and fat, like in just the belly and ass area.

02:33:55.280 He looked really weird.

02:33:56.500 And I walk – so I like walk right up to him, right?

02:33:59.500 Like right up to him.

02:34:00.560 Like, hey, buddy, what's going on?

02:34:01.600 And his hands start shaking.

02:34:02.820 Like you could visibly see his hands shaking.

02:34:05.460 And I'm like, what's wrong, dude?

02:34:06.260 What are you scared of?

02:34:06.940 You all right?

02:34:07.620 Because I'm like – I don't think these people realize, but I'm like almost 6'3 and 240 pounds.

02:34:12.560 Like I'm not little at all.

02:34:13.860 You know what I mean?

02:34:14.280 And so these guys were talking all this shit to me and no one said a fucking word to me.

02:34:19.540 You know, I'm in a room with probably 200 people.

02:34:23.880 There was like 1,500 people there, but there was like 200 people there that had talked shit

02:34:27.280 about me and my family and all this shit for like two years straight and not a word,

02:34:32.500 not a fucking word in person.

02:34:34.000 They're cowards.

02:34:34.700 They're all cowards, pussies, because they know.

02:34:37.400 Like I'm not a fucking car salesman lawyer, dude.

02:34:40.620 Like I'm from Oakland, California.

02:34:42.000 I'll knock you out, you know?

02:34:42.880 Like, you know, and that's the same thing with Maj.

02:34:45.960 Nick tried to talk all this shit to Maj online, right?

02:34:49.520 And then at the National Convention in Orlando, Maj is in the Mises event, and Nick walks in

02:34:55.560 all drunk, and everyone's like – like the record skips, like, what the fuck are you

02:35:00.500 doing here?

02:35:01.080 You know what I mean?

02:35:01.900 And so Nick walks up to Maj.

02:35:04.880 He's like, hey, man, I was just wondering if you wanted to, you know, chop it up like

02:35:09.540 you said online or whatever.

02:35:10.920 And Maj – and first of all, everyone in the room cringed when Nick said chop it up.

02:35:16.360 Oh, my God.

02:35:17.400 And Maj is like, no, bitch, I don't want to say a fucking word to you.

02:35:20.720 And then like – and then Nick just like, all right, like turned around and walked away.

02:35:24.780 And then Jeff Douglas – and then Jeff Douglas walks up and is like, Nick, get the fuck out

02:35:28.340 of here right now, dude.

02:35:29.440 And like threw Nick out of the Mises event.

02:35:31.780 It was hilarious.

02:35:33.100 Fucking funny as shit.

02:35:33.900 The picture of him and Maj and the fear in his fucking eyes when he's got the mask on

02:35:38.200 and shit, the fear in his eyes.

02:35:39.620 It's just hilarious.

02:35:40.440 He's such a bitch.

02:35:41.120 He's such a bitch.

02:35:41.920 Wait, Nick was wearing a mask?

02:35:43.800 What the fuck?

02:35:44.600 In the picture, yeah.

02:35:45.700 There's a picture of Maj Ture like standing kind of over Josh – I'm sorry, Nick.

02:35:50.300 And you could see Nick's face.

02:35:52.620 He's wearing a mask, and you could see his eyes.

02:35:54.340 And his eyes are all – his eyes are like super wide.

02:35:57.060 That's weird that he wore a mask because you guys got vaccinated together, right?

02:36:01.900 I vaccinated him.

02:36:04.920 With his dick.

02:36:06.260 That photo was me and Gary Johnson.

02:36:08.960 They like took the photo that Nick mixed with the other Nick, and then it was me and Gary Johnson.

02:36:14.800 I don't know if you guys saw that one.

02:36:16.020 No, I didn't see that.

02:36:17.040 I don't think I saw that one.

02:36:17.920 There's a – so I don't remember – it was one of the episodes last week.

02:36:22.820 Maybe the one – I don't remember who I was with.

02:36:24.360 But I found the video of the first time I met Nick Sarwark, right?

02:36:29.760 That was what it means.

02:36:30.360 That was a video?

02:36:31.220 Was that you?

02:36:31.700 That was you, right?

02:36:32.500 Okay.

02:36:32.800 Yeah.

02:36:33.140 Yeah, there's a video of it.

02:36:34.440 I was – so I went to the Arizona State Convention.

02:36:37.860 It was like the first state convention I went to, my first campaign.

02:36:40.780 And I flew in.

02:36:42.260 And Adam Kokesh – I was saying that Adam Kokesh is Airbnb, right?

02:36:45.300 And Adam fucking hates Nick too.

02:36:46.780 And they're both Arizona libertarians and shit, right?

02:36:49.260 And so I'm sitting at the convention, and Nick's there.

02:36:51.200 And Nick's like packing up at the end of the convention, and Adam's like, yo, go up to him and challenge him to a fucking debate, right?

02:36:57.320 Because he wouldn't debate me.

02:36:58.160 He kept ducking me because I wanted to debate the guy, right?

02:37:00.900 I learned later that I wasn't ready for a fucking live debate with the guy yet.

02:37:03.840 He's a fucking slimy bastard.

02:37:05.440 But anyway, so Adam pulls out the cell phone and starts recording me, and I walk up to him, and he's got his back to me.

02:37:11.680 And I tap him on the shoulder, and he turns around, and he's just got this look of terror in his eyes.

02:37:16.100 He's like, oh, hey, Josh, right?

02:37:17.980 And I'm like, hey, man, what are you going to give me that debate, you know?

02:37:20.380 And he's like roughly through all these papers and shit.

02:37:22.920 And he's like, well, I don't know.

02:37:24.540 We'll figure something out, I guess, you know?

02:37:26.740 And it was – it's just – if you watch it, you're just like, what a fucking loser.

02:37:31.220 This is Star Wars?

02:37:32.120 Yeah, it was Nick Star Wars.

02:37:33.480 No, it was me, Nick Adams.

02:37:34.460 29 minutes in on the Top Lops episode, you know, just saying.

02:37:41.440 Yeah, it is on the Top Lops episode, yeah.

02:37:43.240 I'm 6'1", 2, 10, and I will forcibly vaccinate Nick in front of his entire family.

02:37:49.800 Oh, shit, you're a fatty like me, dude.

02:37:51.900 Good job, bro.

02:37:52.440 Yeah.

02:37:53.060 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't you – don't you call me –

02:37:56.940 Oh, shit.

02:37:57.760 Don't you call me –

02:37:58.520 Oh, you're calling a Chris Cuomo over here.

02:38:00.340 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

02:38:02.380 Hey, nobody has Jose's proportions, and he's not on the –

02:38:06.160 Yeah, where's Jose at, dude?

02:38:07.240 To defend himself, but he's –

02:38:08.620 Yeah, where's Jose?

02:38:09.520 Jose's rolling around somewhere.

02:38:11.960 Yeah, Jose's –

02:38:13.040 He's like a little bowling ball, that guy.

02:38:15.640 He's 5'5 – what is he, 5'5", 210 or something like that?

02:38:19.280 Something like that, dude.

02:38:20.360 Is he shorter than you, Toad?

02:38:21.920 Yes.

02:38:22.480 He's as wide – I met him in person.

02:38:24.060 He is as wide as he is tall.

02:38:25.880 It's amazing.

02:38:26.720 Jesus Christ.

02:38:28.680 He's a little square.

02:38:30.320 He's just a square.

02:38:31.640 He did the whole – he did his whole episode on my show, like, with his arms up like this.

02:38:36.360 Yeah.

02:38:36.600 That's what he does.

02:38:37.320 Sounds right.

02:38:38.380 I agree with you.

02:38:39.180 He's doing a wife theater, I believe.

02:38:40.520 Yeah, he's like – he's like, yeah, fucking – you know, and I'm like, dude, are you showing your biceps to everybody in the world?

02:38:46.380 What the fuck is going on here?

02:38:48.000 Whenever I get the opportunity, I go on one of his channels, and I'll just write show armpits.

02:38:52.240 Yeah.

02:38:54.580 Well, he talks about how he intentionally does that to show his biceps.

02:38:58.260 Well, of course.

02:38:58.720 I like Jose, man.

02:39:01.000 He's cool.

02:39:01.460 He's a good guy.

02:39:01.860 Let me just say, man, how fucking good is – how good is Dave Smith as, like, debating?

02:39:07.080 Because if you said you had a hard time with Nick, and he completely –

02:39:10.760 Bro, it was the first live debate I ever got.

02:39:12.460 The first –

02:39:12.940 Yeah, if you don't know if he's a snake.

02:39:14.420 No, no, no.

02:39:14.800 Listen, my first live debate ever in my entire life was in 2018 at the National Convention in front of 1,500 people, bro.

02:39:21.360 So I was – I had no fucking clue what I was going to do.

02:39:23.340 Yeah, that's bad.

02:39:24.440 And I did bad.

02:39:25.060 It's on YouTube.

02:39:25.760 You can watch it.

02:39:26.380 I was horrible.

02:39:27.580 And he's a lawyer, too, so, like, he's going to be Weasley.

02:39:31.320 Well, I beat him in other – like, the online ones, I did way better.

02:39:36.800 And then the National Convention, I fucking – I was just nervous.

02:39:40.820 I was like a deer in headlights.

02:39:41.740 I didn't really know what to say.

02:39:42.880 There was a portion where we all got to ask one of the other candidates a question, and, like, they're like,

02:39:48.160 all right, Josh, you get to ask your question now.

02:39:49.820 And I fucking froze up, right?

02:39:52.120 And somebody out in the crowd is like, what do you think about Bill Weld?

02:39:55.260 And I'm like, yeah, Nick, what do you think about Bill Weld?

02:39:56.980 Oh, fuck.

02:39:57.680 Why did I say that, dude?

02:40:00.840 My first and only debate is against Kevin Cassidy.

02:40:03.640 I really want to do more.

02:40:05.000 I would like to do more, honestly.

02:40:07.280 I've smoked people in debates since.

02:40:09.560 Like, you guys know who Mike Shipley is?

02:40:11.920 Yeah.

02:40:12.300 I've heard the name.

02:40:13.060 Bro, I did a fucking live debate with him on the Anarcho – was it, like, the Anarcho Redneck?

02:40:18.000 Like, he's the LP Socialist Caucus guy, right?

02:40:20.420 Bro, I –

02:40:21.000 You should schedule a debate with Archie.

02:40:22.760 Oh, that's how great.

02:40:23.820 I fucking wrecked him, dude, so bad.

02:40:26.560 I was in a – so I was staying at Patrick Smith's house, if you know who Patrick Smith is.

02:40:31.660 The – he runs, like, Anarchast and Disenthrall Media and shit, and he's, like, this hardcore fucking ANCAP, right?

02:40:40.080 And me and him sat there, and I was, like, all right, dude, this is what I want to do.

02:40:44.000 This is how I'm going to do it.

02:40:44.580 I'm going to paint him into, like, a philosophical corner because I do know philosophy.

02:40:48.460 If our debate with Nick had been about philosophy, it would have been over.

02:40:51.020 I mean, I would have fucked him up.

02:40:52.020 You know, I've read every philosophy.

02:40:53.900 I've read all of his philosophy.

02:40:55.960 You know what I mean?

02:40:56.400 Like, I've read all the philosophy shit.

02:40:58.180 And so I painted him into a corner so bad that he just started rolling his eyes in the debate and shit.

02:41:02.420 And I was, like, yeah, it's over.

02:41:03.440 I fucked you up.

02:41:04.140 Yo, Nick, are you debating the fucking figuratarians on Friday?

02:41:08.400 I don't – I'm not going to say much other than you guys are going to love my outfit.

02:41:12.940 That's all I'm going to say.

02:41:15.100 Bro, Clint, it's not going to be – Clint, it's not going to be blackface.

02:41:18.720 Just to let you know.

02:41:19.560 I know I told you, but it's not going to be blackface.

02:41:22.540 I think it's going to be better than the blackface because it's just going to be – I can't get in trouble for it.

02:41:27.580 You know what I mean?

02:41:27.740 Are you going with the opposite, the other Ralph Northam photo?

02:41:32.800 TKK hoods?

02:41:34.140 No, you guys are going to – I promise you, every single one of my followers, if they see it, they're going to love the outfit.

02:41:42.360 If you don't call them retards, dude, I'm going to be so mad.

02:41:45.500 Wait, so –

02:41:46.300 I want to tell you guys this stuff off the air because I don't want to – I don't want to –

02:41:50.400 Yeah, don't –

02:41:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:41:51.620 Don't reveal it, yeah.

02:41:52.660 So it's not going to be the faggot t-shirt that I sent you either, then?

02:41:56.440 No, no, no, no.

02:41:57.640 Oh, dude.

02:41:58.660 I'd wear the one that Top Lobster made if I ever went back on – I've been on Fake Retarians.

02:42:02.200 I went on Fake Retarians last year, and Dave got all mad at me.

02:42:05.460 He's like, what the fuck?

02:42:05.860 I remember that, yeah.

02:42:06.840 Yeah.

02:42:07.380 Yeah, that's what?

02:42:08.280 He made like a video like saying he was getting off the Josh train and shit.

02:42:11.720 He got all pissed off.

02:42:12.420 But we made up in the background.

02:42:15.020 I'm doing it for fun.

02:42:16.200 Oh, he made up in the back.

02:42:18.100 He made up or made out in the back.

02:42:20.080 We're brothers, bro.

02:42:20.980 Come on.

02:42:21.440 I would love to debate those guys.

02:42:25.520 Love to.

02:42:26.100 Don't you guys feel like Dave already kind of covered that like a couple years ago?

02:42:30.460 Oh, yeah.

02:42:30.900 He's annihilated.

02:42:31.420 Yeah.

02:42:31.720 So I'm like – why even – why are we fucking –

02:42:33.460 Because I want to piss on their grave, Lobster.

02:42:35.060 Come on.

02:42:35.800 All right, guys.

02:42:37.020 It's just going to be – dude, believe me.

02:42:39.360 It's going to be – you know how I am, dude.

02:42:42.000 You know how it's going to be.

02:42:43.220 This stream is at almost three hours.

02:42:45.580 Yeah, no.

02:42:46.380 We've got to wrap this up.

02:42:47.600 I love you guys, Dave.

02:42:48.440 I've got to go.

02:42:50.080 My fiance wants me to go make a baby with her.

02:42:52.240 Oh, no.

02:42:52.880 Don't.

02:42:53.540 Give it, Josh.

02:42:54.480 It's a trap.

02:42:56.620 You said she's already pregnant, though, so –

02:42:59.000 I think maybe, yeah.

02:43:00.200 We can do plugs and finish this out.

02:43:02.740 Subscribe to Break the Cycle.

02:43:04.060 He needs to pay for these children.

02:43:05.680 Jesus Christ.

02:43:05.940 Yeah, dude.

02:43:06.380 If you guys are here, subscribe to my fucking YouTube channel, bitches.

02:43:10.480 Break the Cycle and at Joshua at Large is your Twitter, I believe.

02:43:14.100 Yeah, at Joshua at Large.

02:43:15.900 Is where I'm at war with the blue checks.

02:43:17.940 And then the podcast is YouTube.com backslash fight the despots.

02:43:24.760 Fight the despots.

02:43:27.520 Okay.

02:43:28.000 Just type in name a bigger upgrade and then just like space McCain and you'll find me on Twitter.

02:43:37.320 Yeah, subscribe to me on the Naturalist Capitalist on YouTube.

02:43:40.440 But yeah, read Coverdale on Twitter.

02:43:41.720 Read.

02:43:42.300 Read.

02:43:43.140 You need Jesus, motherfucker.

02:43:46.360 You do, man.

02:43:47.360 Come on.

02:43:48.560 Let it inside you.

02:43:50.260 I love all you beautiful motherfuckers.

02:43:51.820 I'll catch you later.

02:43:52.920 You're the best, Joshua.

02:43:53.460 You too, man.

02:43:54.280 See ya.

02:43:55.180 At Liberty Lockpot on Twitter.

02:43:56.700 Liberty Lockdown on YouTube, Spotify, iTunes, everywhere else.

02:43:59.960 Thank you guys so much for having me on.

02:44:01.320 It's a blast as always.

02:44:02.400 I cannot wait to see Nick eviscerate these fucking nerds.

02:44:05.760 God, I'm pumped for it.

02:44:06.600 Clint, it's nice to talk to you, brother.

02:44:09.040 I appreciate the conference.

02:44:09.560 Yeah, great to meet you, Top.

02:44:11.000 Now our actual guest, Lobster.

02:44:13.680 You played away.

02:44:16.820 Top Lobster on all social media.

02:44:19.600 I think it's underscore at Twitter.

02:44:20.980 But it's with Lobster with an A, toplobster.com for merch or whatever the fuck.

02:44:25.700 Yeah.

02:44:26.020 Go buy a fucking merch.

02:44:26.280 Pick up fucking the dopest shirts in the Liberty game, toplobster.com.

02:44:30.060 Dude, can I say that was the most Brooklyn fucking plug ever.

02:44:33.460 Toplobster.com for merch or whatever the fuck.

02:44:35.580 Dude, I was about to say I've never been plugged by so many dudes at once.

02:44:42.320 That's a lie.

02:44:43.660 That's a lie.

02:44:45.940 And that's where you ended at.

02:44:47.200 Ended right there.

02:44:48.940 Oh, bitch.

02:44:50.760 Oh, everybody knows Nick and me and you.

02:44:53.320 Everybody knows me.

02:44:54.220 Oh, actually, yeah.

02:44:55.120 I guess we are on this Wednesday.

02:44:59.100 I don't know if it has been announced anywhere yet.

02:45:01.080 But we're going to be on with Carol Roth, Chrissy Mayer, and Clint from Liberty Lockdown.

02:45:06.160 It's going to be an awesome fucking stream.

02:45:08.980 I don't know if we're streaming it, but it's going to be recorded and then released on everybody's.

02:45:12.760 And that'll be the last episode I do before Freedom Fest.

02:45:16.420 So make sure you check that one out.

02:45:18.020 It's going to be hilarious.

02:45:19.440 Oh, yeah.

02:45:19.700 I will be at Freedom Fest as well.

02:45:21.940 Fuck yeah, Reed.

02:45:22.600 I get to meet the big time Reed.

02:45:24.140 Let's go.

02:45:25.120 It's going to be a best Liberty Trucker.

02:45:28.460 Best Liberty Trucker.

02:45:29.660 Yep.

02:45:29.900 Without you.

02:45:31.020 Any of the rest of you gents going to make it to Freedom Fest or no?

02:45:33.900 No, I am not.

02:45:35.100 I got one to do, man.

02:45:36.120 Who's going to Tom Woods 2000?

02:45:38.480 I am.

02:45:39.220 I am.

02:45:39.420 I would like to do, but I'm not sure.

02:45:41.960 It's October in Orlando.

02:45:43.260 Is that right?

02:45:43.520 I'm going to Yale Revolution August 5th through 7th.

02:45:47.340 So if anybody's going to be there, I'll be there.

02:45:49.060 Yo, my Corvette is supposed to arrive October 1st, so I'm going to drive it from Orange County

02:45:56.160 to fucking Florida.

02:45:57.560 If I can get there in time, that'd be so sick.

02:46:00.160 Oh, that'd be so sick.

02:46:01.020 You're really preparing for the future there.

02:46:02.720 The big Italian thing is going to be...

02:46:04.360 Have a great day.

02:46:07.800 What are you doing?

02:46:08.920 What are you doing?

02:46:09.600 Really?

02:46:10.120 What are you doing?

02:46:10.720 What are you doing?

02:46:11.400 What you really taking care of your husband?

02:46:14.600 Do you know your husband and Leo?

02:46:15.260 I know your dad, because he gives you an afterwards.

02:46:18.540 Hey, my dad, so I'm checking that out.

02:46:20.480 Why are you late now?

Tower Gang - July 20, 2021

Ep 19 - Cyprian's Midget Sex w⧸ Top Lobsta, Liberty Lockdown, Josh Smith & Reed Coverdale

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